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Smyrna times., 1918-09-04
To Remove Splinter.

To remove a splinter from the hand,
fill a wide-mOuthed bottle nearly full
of hot water, says Popular Mechanics
Magazine. Thrust the injured part
over the mouth and press 1t slightly.
The flesh will be drawn down and
shortly the splinter will be exposed
under the action Of the steam. This
method is far better than the common
and dangerous practice Of pricking the
flesh with a pin or knife point. The
usual antiseptic solution should be ap-
piled.
Smyrna times., 1918-09-04

General James H. Wilson, Of Will
,;ngton. hero of the Civil War, eel
u.S DI,ated his eighty-frst birthday Sat
rnJav. The general is still active and
t,Ees deep interest in all public af-
fairs. especially in the war.
Smyrna times., 1918-09-04

George F. Pollock, who was severe
" burned at the explosion at the Ris-
ing Sun cannery, died Wednesday
evening, just Twelve days after the ac-
cident. He was 63 years of age and
is survived by his wife and two grown
daughters. The funeral took place
Friday afternoon with intement at
Odd Fellows cmetery, Camden.
Smyrna times., 1918-09-04
LOST.

Bar pin with three saphires on Aug.
% somewhere between Delaware,
Commerce and north Main Streets.
Reward if returned to-MRS. VIM. R.
DAVIS, Smyrna, Del.
Smyrna times., 1918-09-04
Young Lady Wanted

To learn to operate a Linotype Ma
chine. Good opportunity to some
bright, quick, intelligent girl.
Apply to
THE SMYRNA TIMES OFFICE
Smyrna, Del.
Smyrna times., 1918-09-04

" Haman Reynolds, of Townsend,
t,e bustling distributor of the Stude-
h.ter line of motor cars has sold to
Harry T. Greenwell, Smyrna's well
lnown butcher, one of the latest
model Studebaker-sixes.
Smyrna times., 1918-09-04
NOTICE.

hereby notify the public and to whom it
may concern that have sold my interest
in the BlackistOn Cannery to Knots and
Arthurs of Kenton and that am no longer
responsible for any Indebtedness or obliga-
ton contracted by the said Blsckiston Can
ming Co.
Smyrna times., 1918-09-04
LOCAL MARKETS
GRAIN
cNYRNR AND VICINITY

49,, Items of General Interest Gath
' cred During the Week.
Tho regular meeting of the Ladies'
,cto Society of Asbury NJ. f. Church
1i al be held Saturday evening, Sept.
m at s o'clock.-Sec'y.
Smyrna times., 1918-09-04

Though the gunners in this State
had hoped for a decision from Wash
iDoton that reed and rail birds might
hp shot in the season that began on
September 1st, no answer has been
received at the opening of the season.
# will therefore be illegal to shoot
the birds.
Smyrna times., 1918-09-04

The Maryland Good Roads Commits
sion has workmen engaged this week
Ulacing the steel draw over the Sassa-
fras river, connecting Cecil and Kent
counties. The new bridge, when COM
uleted, will be nearly a quarter of a
mile long.
Smyrna times., 1918-09-04
FOR SALE

Rye for Seed, also Oats-Apply to
N. F. WILDS, South Street, Smyrna,
Delaware, Phone ia R 2.
Smyrna times., 1918-09-04

Mark McMannus, manager of the
Smyrna Opera House who closed down
for Carnival Week" and took short
sOiOum at Atlantic City will open
again tomorrow Thursday evening
with fine bill of attractions for the
coming week. See adv for particu-
lars and note with special emphasis
the coming of "Tarzan of The Apes >
If you want to see a thriller in wild
beast and Jungle life, a combat be-
tween a white giant and a gorilla
and pleasing little Jungle romance
running thru the photo play, you
should not miss this wonderful scenic
Production. Here Monday and Tues
day nights of next week.
Smyrna times., 1918-09-04

Large quantities of fine tomatoes
are being delivered to the canneries
this week. Those not contracted for
are being sold in the open market at
50 and So cents per basket. At Ches-
void Wednesday afternoon at the
close of the market, a few lots were
sold at $1.31 per basket.
Smyrna times., 1918-09-04
Tomatoes at Low Figure Yesterday

Tomatoes at Low Figure Yesterday
tomatoes came in lively yesterday
causing a giut and incidentally
brought the market price from SOC
and 6Oc, at which they were selling, to
Slc basket. There were tomatoes
ior everyday. With the late crop,
reported short, growers expect higher
pnces after this week.
Earl Keith "Called to the COlOrs."
Mr. j. Earl Keith of the auto firm
o. ". F. Keith & Son, this town has
oeen called into the service and left
Monday for Camp Dix. He has been
put INTO the limited service class.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-11
Union Grove.

SPECIAL 10 The Nr1V5.
d. Vinzant is visiting his brother
J. II. Vinzant.
Rev. J. F. Disney of Cleveland
spent Saturday night with his moth
err, Mrs. w. NJ. Brown.
Miss Bernice Long gave singing
Saturday night which was largely
attended, and Rev. Disney being
present he delivered very interest
ing sermon.
Mr.. and Mrs, J. S. Ross spent
Saturday night with w. H. Long
and family.
Mrs. BersheThompson and daugh-
ter, Ruby, spent Friday with Mrs
w. A. Billingsley.
Mrs. w. H. Long visited her moth.
er, Mrs. Vinzant, Thursday.
Rev. Disney called on Rev. Tom
Morrison Sunday morning.
Mrs. J. G. Hunley visited Mrs
Vinzant Wednesday.
Mrs. W. M. Brown, Mrs. B.
Thompson and Mrs. Huudley called
on Mrs. G. w. McCallie Wednes-
dag evening.
Miss Sarah Keith of Alabama is
visiting her sister, Mrs. McCallie.
Ask John Young how he likes to
carry the lantern for a certain young
lady.
Mrs. R. Keith, who has been visit
ing her sister law, Mrs. McCallie,
returned to her home at Stevenson,
Ala, Friday,
Mrs. J. S. Ross and Miss Bernice
Long called on Mrs. McCallie Fri
day.
Will Long went to Jasper Satur-
day.
Mrs. w G. Moore and daughter,
Mrs. g. Gates, called on Mrs. Lewis
one day last week.
Misses Bernice and Edith Long
called on Annie Pitman Wednesday.
Come on "Touch. me not" of Car
oline Chapel, We like your pieces,
The people are talking of organlz-
ing a Sunday school at this place,
Hope they will succeed. Wildrose
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-11
Pine Hill.
Seeeial 10 The Nesvs.

Special 10 The Ne7Vs.
Today is Sunday. 1t has been
raining all day and guess there
is plenty of water everywhere.
John Layne and wife visited on
Griffith Creek today.
Claude Crenshaw had a.narrow
escape from death Sunday by
falling in the creek. The water
was over the foot log on which he
was walking,
Misses Florence Green and
Fronnie Morrison visited at
Gray's Creek Friday.
Would like to hear from Miss
Myrtle Shcemake, of So. Pitts
burg.
Wonder if Kerksy Basham was
in the Pocket Sunday.
Come on, Soldier Boy" of Fl.
Sill, OKLA, as we like to read
your pieces; also those from Ira
cy City and Pryor Ridge.
Would like to see John Painter,
of ILL.,, and Misses Eliza and Bess
Green, of Tracy.
Wonder how Walter Green, AL
bert Griffith, John Floyd, Ernest
Presnell and Claude Crenshaw
enjoyed working in the rain Sun
day.
Wonder when John M. Tate
is coming home on a furlouph.
Come on, Tickle Joe," know
who you are
Wish all good luck, and hope
to see some letters from the sold
Ter boys this week.
One-among-them.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-11
EbeneZer.

i ,:''ctdI 10 1he NezOS.
Cool weather seems to be the
! order of the day.
| The farmers have been very
| opsy, breaking the clods and
getting ready to plant corn.
Mrs. Bill Amos visited her
| brother, |. N. Lambert, at the
lock and dam one day last week.
Mrs. Minda Hancock and
daughter visited at S. H. Wells
friday evening.
Mrs. Nettie Wyman and Mrs.
Nirgie Brewer made a short call
On Mrs. A. F. Amos one day last
week.
Mrs. Maud Spangler is on the
lick list. but we, hope for her
speedy recovery.
Mr.. and Mrs. Billie Lewis and
children of Sequachee, spent
Wednesday night of last week in
our vicinity.
Mrs. A. F. Amos visited Mrs.
w, G. Spangler one day last week.
Mrs. Lucie Amos visited Mrs.
sam Webb one day last week.
Mrs. Eddie Simmons and little
son are visiting her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Sam Webb Saturday
aud Sunday.
II. H. . Torbett visited M. C.
Webb Saturday and Sunday.
II. H. Torbett twisted M. C.
Webb Sunday.
Reuben Hancock land Dewey
>s'llns, made a flying trip to
SWeeden's Cove Sunday. $500 S..ssssr..
Walter Webb called on William
%abb Sunday.
Mrs. Nettie Amos visited Mrs.
Y2oebe Webb Saturday. aaa.s ssss
Primrose.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-11
LOCAL.
Telephone. Jasper 59-M

J. o. Hoge. Jasper. kindly
makes renewal on subscription.
]. T. Boyd, Jasper, kindly re-
members us financially this week.
Fred Leland left last week for
Camp Gordon, near Atlanta, Ga.
Geo. Robbins, Sequachee, is
another to decide that he can't
keep house without the News.
J. M. Russell, Sequachee, or
ders the News sent to his home,
as his wife delights in reading it.
Arthur Campbell, of the noun
tain, was here yesterday. He
reported the temperature decid-
ed chilly on the breezy heights.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robt. Foster of
Foster Falls. were here Monday
returning from a visit of several
days in Whitwell,
Mrs. F. W. Leland and daugh-
ter, Mrs. J. E. de Saba. and lit
tie son. were in Whitwell Friday
to have some dental work done.
A. R. Hall, the we'll known at
torney, Jasper, orders the News
sent to i'm for six months, and
also orders insertion of adver-
tisement regarding HIS Hupmo-
bile, which he wishes to sell.
Mrs. Cora R. Brumley, Roope,
forwards subscription for herself
and her son, George Paul Brum-
ley, who is with the Colors" in
oath Co., C. A. c., Fort Hancock,
N. J.
Mrs. Edgar Smith, Anderson,
Ind, writes regarding change of
address. The family are now To-
Gated at 1741 Delaware 81. They
report cool weather with plenty
of ice after two or three weeks of
spring weather.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-11
Lodge.

Seatiaifo tie Nt7U5.
Rain has been the order.
ar. and Mrs. Charlie Prigmore called
On her mother. Mrs. Kelly Raulston,
,lnday. sEG@
sam, Essie and Sallie Reed called on
lNair grandmother. Mrs. Martha Hop
x rs; Sunday. .... -.... .. ..-',
Paul Reed called on bis sister, Mrs.
Walter Hancock, Saturday night.
Mrs. Minnie Reed called on her moth
~, Mrs. Martha Hopkins Tuesday.
Mrs. Wallace Holder and daug b ter
e.. led on Mrs. Minnie Reed Monday.
The little daughter of Mr. and Mrs.
John Holder got burned two weeks ago
lad died March %, and was laid to rest
10 the mountain top. Weep not father
Hnd mother for your baby has gone TO
rnst
The Holiness people mad meeting at
Inn Peary's Saturday night and "a
age crowd attended.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. C. Raulston planted
V0rden this week.
Mrs. Allie Coffelt is very sick. Hope
.be will soon recover.
Paul Reed called on John REYNOLDS
sunday.
5. j. Reed called on his grandmother
Mrs. Martha Hopkins, Monday night
Mrs. Minnie Reed called on her mo tn
-. Mrs. Martha Hopkins, Tuesday
morning.
Irs. Kelly R4ulston and grand
daugh ter, Katharine Darr, are visiting
Nrs. Mary Lou Prigmore.
Will Rauiston is visiting her mother,
drs. Kelly Raulston.
Mrs. Laura Robertson and Dora Cof-
Jolt made a call on Mrs. Bette Rev
r"Ids Saturday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Prigmore aalled
On his mother, Mrs. Prigmore Thurs
aty.
Brice Raulston has moved TO Svees-
cts Cove.
Little Mandy Raulston is visiting
hrs. Mary Lou Prigmore. Redbird.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-11
Pine Hill.

Special 10 tie Ne70S.
Piecing quilts is the order OF day.
Wanted by Arthur Green a pair of
boots.
If you want Misses Flonnie Nor
rison and Mildred Crenshaw get in a
hurry tell them they have letter in
the mail box. j.. ... ..
If you want to see Claud Cren-
shaw smile ask him how he likes to
catch tadp poles.
If you want to see Eta Griffith
smile ask her how she likes to 60 to
singing.
If you want to see Early Layne
smile ask him when be is : going to
the 0. X. Barber Shop to get hair
cut and shave.
Mrs. Peter Griffith and Miss Fred
Creushaw called on Miss Mamie
Layne Tuesday. Getup.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-11
Graves Creek.

.Sbeasl Hthe Nt7es.
Gardens are looking fine here but
we want them to look better.
1t has been cold for the past few
days but we think it is just "dog-
wood winter"
Grass is looking fine for cattle and
they can soon live in the woods.
Mrs. DAISY Layne visited home
folks Sunday.
Miss Mildred Crenshaw was at
the mail box one day last week and
got letter from her best.
Frank Layne visited home folks
Sunday.
p. II. Tate went to town Satur-
day.
Will Tate went cow hunting Sat
urday but got disappointed in find
ing the bossy.
Mrs. Griffith has returned home
from long visit to her mother who
has been sick.
Rosa and Fred Tate went to town
Friday and enjoyed their trip.
Come on Griffith Creek and Tick
lie" of the Pocket for | think ! know
you. Mountain Ranger.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-11
WhitWeIl.

SpeciaIto The Nr7os.
Rainy and cold weather GEMS
to be in order.
Miss Maggie Yell went to Ira
cy last week and we hope she en-
joyed herself.
Barney Mason says he wishes
Alton Turner would put in tel
ephone, as they are so handy.
1heard a certain girl tell Bar
ney Mason she would see hin. at
the Christmas tree, and he told
her if she did it would be in IL
linois. se %, 49, hi
Come on, soldier boys; also
Rosebud" and SNOWFALL" of
Whitwell side, with some good
letters. Sam Bow.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-11
DISTRICT cHAIRMeN
WoMENS CAMPAIGN
COMMITTEE OF MARION

Following are the District
Chairmen of the Women's Cam
paign Committee of Marion, as
appointed by Mrs. A. L. Rober.
son. Should any not be able tc
serve they should notify her al
o0ce.
Jasper and Sequachee Mrs. G.
= Jackson.
So. Pittsburg-Miss Irene Nc
Eea.
Richard City-Mrs. A. G.
'7organ.
Whitwell-Mrs. ]. F. Kelley.
Victoria-Mrs. W. M. Hutton.
Battle Creek-Mrs. Ed Ander,
son.
3weeteas Cove-Mrs. Chas.
F.. Beene.
Monteagle-MrS. V. L. Hol-
yQmbe
Shellmound and New Hope
Mrs. Sam Minter.
Kelleys Ferry-Mrs. ZoraNew-
som.
Orme- Mrs. F. M. Thompson.
Whiteside and Guild-Miss Liz
lie Roope.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-11
WhitweIl.

SPenaito the Ne7Os.
Gardening is the order of day,
and Whitwell is on boom.
Clint Colston is busy this week
talking to the pretty girls.
Claud Smith and Jennie Bailey
were at the show Wednesday
night. a-s
AlmaJohnson spentWednesday
with Betty Johnson.
Alfred Harrison. and Herbert
Lewis enjoy riding their wheels
greatly as they rode all day Mon
day. .,....-. e-.-. ..a..-. F.
Tom Turner has returned from
Illinois.
Joe Turner left for U. S. Ser.
vice last week. ~
Come on Soldier Boy, ," of
Florida, we enjoy your pieces.
Maggie Grimes has returned
home from Tracy CITY.
cricket.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-11
WHY NOT BE GOOD no YOURSELF

Ifyou awaken weary or unrefreshed
in the morning, or tire early in the day,
are bilious and blue" with coated
tongue and bad breath-if you are suf-
fering from indigestion or constipation
you will find Foley Cathsrtic Tablets
quick to relieve and comfortable in &C
ton. They are wholesome and health
giving. Sold everywhere.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-11
NOTICE.

Hereafter no more credit will
be extended for meal, corn or
feed. Losses constantly occur
ring from granting credit COM
pels us to this decision, Do not
ask for credit.
SEQUATCHIE MILL.
April 8, 1918.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-11
NOTICE.

nent in.expenses. the News will not,
until further notice, send out postal
information that a subscri ption has ex-
pired. This applies especially to short
term, or 3-month, subscriptions.
If THE NEWS.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-11
2Os. PAPERS FOR SI.a5.

The News one year, SO papers. and
sao Tri-Weekly Constitution. Thrice q
Hcekt 1855 pspers-to,sl, eos pspets--
,:.'e 1855, cash in advance. Send all or
so-s 70 shts caiee., II :
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-11
Preaching.

Regular preaching services at
the Baptist Church Saturday
night and Sunday at 1886. and
also Sunday nivht 1t 1880
The Yale expositor., 1918-12-12

CTATE OF MICHIGAN
- In the Circuit Court for the County of st.
Clair, I'm Chancery.
At a session of said Court continued and held
at the Court House In the City of Port Huron.
said County and State. on the 25th day OF No
vember, A. ID. 1918.
Present, Honorable Eugene f. Law. Circuit
Judge.
Mary Haley Plaintiff
vs..
Thomas Haley, Defendant
In this cause II appearing to the Court, from
competent proofs on tle In said cause, that the
Defendant Thomas Haley, was resident OF
this State. but his whereabouts are nov UNI
known therefore, on motion Of Frank X. Schell,
Attorney for Plaintiff II Is ordered that the
Defendant. Thomas Haley, enter his appear
ance I'm said cause on OF before three months
from the date Of this order, and that within
twenty days the plaintiff cause this order to be
published In the Yale Exposition, newspaper
printed I'm said county Of 81 Clair. said publica-
ton 10 be continued once In each week for sir
weeks In succession.
EUGENE r. LAW. Circuit Judge
FRANK r.. SCHEI.L, Attorney for Plaintin,
Business Address stewart Block,
Port Huron, Mich. S6-I
The Yale expositor., 1918-12-12
Taxes Now Due.

l will be at the First National Bank,
Yale, on Friday, Dec. 18th, and every
Friday during December, for the pur-
pose of collecting Brockway township
taxes. The balance of the time / will
receive taxes at my home.
:. Il. Barr, Treasurer
1874 Brockway Township
The Yale expositor., 1918-12-12
Poultry Wanted

Am in the market for poultry of all
kinds and will pay highest market
prices for same. will buy every day
If you have any to sell let me know
and / will call. John Sexton,
2-2s Yale, Mich.
The Yale expositor., 1918-12-12
Bring On Your Junk

will pay $500 ton for old iron; Ic
a pound for rags; &c pound for rub
Der boots and rubber shoes.
22-26 John Sexton, Yale
The Yale expositor., 1918-12-12

FOR SALE-I have q quantity OF nice
turnips for sale at 75c per hundred,
delivered. N. j. Meharg, phone S5-2
The Yale expositor., 1918-12-12

Rescreened domestic lump soft coal
for sale in any quantity. Wharton Il
Co, Yale. Phone IA.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1918-06-13
THE MAKING OF
A FAMOUS
MEDICINE
How Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Is Prepared For
Woman's Use.

A visit to the laboratory where this
successful remedy is made imprcsass
even the casual lookcr-on with the reli-
ability. accuracy. skill and cleanliness
which attends the making of this great
medicine for woman s ills.
Over $50. 900 pounds of various herbs
are used annually and all have To bs
gathered Mt the season of the year when
their natural juices and medicinal sub
stances are at their best
The most successful solvents are used
to extract the medicinal properties from
these herbs.
Every utensil and tank that comes in
contact with the medicine is sterilized
and as final precaution in cleanliness
the medicine is pasteurized and sealed
in sterile bottles.
1t is the wonderful combination OF
roots and herbs, together with the
skill and care used in its preparation
which has made this famous medicine
so successful in the treatment OF
female ills.
The letters from women who have
been restored TO health by the use of
Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
nound which we are continually pub
'ishing attest TO its virtue
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1918-06-13

Receive HOnOrs at
Colorado College

Undergraduate honors al Colorado
college. which were delayed for an
nouncement commencement day ow-
Ing TO the fact that examinations had
not been completed nt that time. were
announced today. High honors for the
year 70 TO the following students
Theo CESSNA Emmerson. class 1921.
Canon CITY
zerua Rosalie Bowers. class 1919.
Crowley. Colo.
Marjorie Lucretin Anna Davis,
class 1919. Colorado Springs.
Honors for the year went to the
following:
Gladys Lucille Culver. class 1921.
Montrose
Charles Monroe Heath, class 1921.
Colorado Springs
Thaddeus G. Holt. class 1890. Den.
yer.
Dorothy Phillips APPEL. class 1919.
Denver.
Thankful Bickmore. class 1919. Den.
yer.
Jessie Partch McCiasban. class 1919
Grand Junction.
Mary Randall. class 1919. Colorado
Springs.
Colorado Springs Telegraph.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1918-06-13
Ladies' Aid Society
Methodist Church
Met Thursday P. M.

The regular monthly meeting of
the members OF the Ladies' Aid SO
ciety of the First Methodist church
was held in the church parlors Thurs
day afternoon with the president
Mrs. G. A. Linkins. presiding.
Mrs. T. f. Bailey. president OF
the Lincoln Park division. read the
scripture lesson and Mrs. Mahood
led in prayer. The secretary. Mrs.
Overman. read the report of the pro-
ccedings OF the May meeting. The
treasurer of the society presented the
fiscal report. which showed ninets six
dollars on hand.
Representatives OF the various di-
visions OF the society made reports
3f the number of calls made during
the past month and the amount OF
money collected by them. which
swelled the treasury balance TO SIG.
The president reported that the cloth
had been ;eceived that is to be hung
in front of the choir loft of the church
1t was voted to pay the $50 the society
had pledged on account OF the church
Indebtedness. altho it was stated
that the obligation would not be due
for several months This concluded
the business session and Mrs. Bailey
took charge of the entertainment pro
gram, which consisted OF a vocal duet
by the Misses Thomas; a vocal solo
by Mrs. Woodford: a reading by Mrs
Sprinkle. in which was given a de
scription of monument erected in
honor OF an army nurse. who was
murdered by the enemy. a reading by
Mrs Mahood THE Blue. Gray and
Khaki" Altho not planned. both
readings were of a patriotic nature.
The program closed with parade.
"A June Wedding" in which num-
ber Of little folks took part. Mrs
Woodford aE pianist. played the
wedding march. She also played the
accomplishments for the vocal solo
lists.
Later the company assembled in the
dining room of the church where re
freshments. including ice cream and
two kinds of cake. were served
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1918-06-13
THE DoUeHeoY.

(This column, edited by d. G. Price,
Headquarters Company 157th In
fantry, 10th tSunshine) Division,
Camp Kearney, Calf, will appear
weekly in the Daily Record)
Like the young debuante, The
Doughboy is somewhat nervous on
his first appearance.
Apropos of the fact that each of
Uncle Sans fighting men is num-
bered for Identification purposes. the
following is submitted. Here is the
lament of Pvt Jones. L. $. A. now
stationed at Camp (censored).
They took me from my telephone
job and put me to digging bitches,
walking marathons till my hands and
feet were sore.
They made me go to bed when !
wasn't sleepy and get up when l was.
They made me 20 TO church on
Sunday whether | wanted to or not.
They took away my good name
and gave ME No. 494.
"in church the parson said: All
turn to No. 494-"Are you footsore.
are you weary And | got ten days
in the guard house for answering out
loud. Hell. yes!"
Among those of draft age who
must enter upon some sort of war
duty, under the terms of Gen Crowd
er's ruling. are walters. Which will
trouble cafeteria proprietors not at
all In cafeteria the customer does
the waiting.
Think What You
Can Afford To
Give
THEN DOUBLE IT.
Red Cross placard.
Old Tightwad read the lines over
several times. Think what you can
afford to give" he mused. Il can af-
ford to give a dollar" Doubling 1t
carefully he returned it to his purse.
But how good to think. as we pic
ture our boys "over there" that the
Tightwad species are in the minority.
Without aspersing their motives it
is reasonable to assume that newspap-
er proofreaders are not tear-ridden
over Russia's exit from the war.
Have you boy over There?
If so BUY A THRIFT STAMP
TODAY.
II not-BUY TWO OF EN-.