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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20
SERIOUSLY HURT
IN FALL ON WAY
TO COURTROOM
Clinton Z. Hoover Falls Down
Stairs While Using
Clutches

On his way to court to continue
his contest against the application
of Harry e. Fetrow for q liquor IL
cense for the Fort Hunter Hotel.
Clinton II. G. Hoover, owner of the
property, fell down the stairs at the
rear of the Russ building from the
second floor, suffering a probable
fracture at the base of the spine, n
sprained wrist and other injuries.
He was removd to the Keystone
Hospital and will recover it was re-
ported this afternoon.
Mr.. Hoover had Just seen his at
torneys who are conducting the fight
against Fetrow. Hoover himself is
an applicant for a license for the
same place. Witnesses to testify
against Fetrow were heard yester-
day afternoon in court and it was
planned to open the defense to-day.
1t was reported Fetrow intended to
have witnesses called to prove
charges against Hoover similar to tho
ones preferred against him. The
contest in court yesterday afternoon
was an unusual one, but the remain
der of the testimony probably will
not be taken for several weeks.
At the time he fell Mr.. Hoover
was alone. He was recovering from
an injury to his left leg and was
walking on crutches when one OF
them caught on the second step
throwing him to the small landing
half way doyn the stairs. Fetrow at
the time was in the building on the
second floor consulting his attorney
when he heard Hoover fall. He
rushed to Roover's side and others
in the building called the police
ambulance.
A large number of witnesses were
called yesterday afternoon to sup
port Hoover's remonstrance, and also
the contest being waged by three
other residents of Susquehanna
township. Among these were w. G.
Zimmerman, Linglestown; Frank
Hicks, Howard Selser, Mrs. Calvin
Harner, John w. Reilly, Mrs. Will
liam McKisick, l.. r. McKisick, con-
stable at Dauphin, and Samuel Hoov-
er.
While Fetrow holds a license
which permits him to sell liquor at
the hotel until midnight February
2S, it is not likely the contest now
on will be decided before the 1917
license year ends with the result
that the bar at the Fort Hunter Ho-
tel will have to be closed until the
court decides whether a license will
be granted for 1913 and il it is given
who is entitled to receive it.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20
George Washington Tea
For Enola War Relief Unit

A George Washington tea" will
be held by the Enola War Relief
Unit, Department. No. Z, Friday aft
ernoon from 4 to s o'clock. a mu-
sical program will be given. The
regular meeting of the unit has
been changed from Thursday to
Friday in honor of the birthday of
George Washington. All classes of
members, including men, are invit-
ed to the affair, which will be held
in the War Relief rooms of the
Enola p. r. r. y. NJ. c. A. The
tea will be a get-together meeting,
where new members and old can
become acquainted. An exhibit of
surgical and hospital garments made
by the unit for the Red Cross will
be showa, and knitted and wool
garments made for the railroad men
in the service will also be displayed.
Mrs. Harry G. Huber heads the
| organization. Mrs. Fisher, Mrs
Charles Miller, Mrs. Jones and Mrs.
Sheckard will pour tea.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20
M--..L---.
STANDS FOR
MenthO Laxene
Gold, Cough and Catarrh
Medicine For Young
and Old

You buy it of any we'll stocked
druggist in 21s OF. bottles and take
it in ten-drop doses, or better yet,
mix it with simple sugar syrup, made
by dissolving ga of a pound of gran
lated sugar in a half-pint of boiling
water. 1t is so easy to make whole
pint of cold and cough syrup that
tens of thousands of mothers make
it every year for their loved ones.
All agree that this homemade
cough syrup is free from harmful
drugs, and that only a few doses are
required for each case. so that a
pint may last a family throughout
the winter season.
For colds, catarrh, cough, and
bronchitis, there is nothing superior
for prompt, lasting relief. Guaran-
teed by the Blackburn Products Co,
Dayton. Ohio, to please or money
back.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20
GOODBYE BACKACHE, KIDNEY
AND BLADDER TROUBLE

For centuries all over the world
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil has af-
forded relief in thousands upon
thousands of cases of lame back,
stones, gravel and all other affections
of the kidneys, liver. stomach, blad-
der and allied organs. 1t acts quick
your kidneys and purifies the blood.
1t makes a new man, a new woman,
of you. 1t frequently wards off at
tacks of the dread and fatal disease
of the kidneys. 1t often completely
cures the distressing diseases of the
organs of the body, allied with the
bladder and kidneys Bloody or
cloudy urine sediment, or brick
dust" indicate an unhealthy condi-
tion.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20

information from Harrisburg than
the statement that the matter was
being considered" by the Governor,
The Ledger says.
"State Senator Ware. who has been
Governor Brumbaugh's most power
full political asset In legislative and
other matters, announced last night
he was opposed to the limit to the
reported intention of the Governor TO
call an extra session of the General
Assembly, The Senator says he Is
opposed to the idea of special ses-
sion. widely and Ruthoritatlvely at
Irlbuted to the Governor, on the
ground the reasons would not justify
the expense, estimated at $6OO,O0O,
"It Is known that Mr., Brown re-
CARDS the proposal as ill-advised.
when Senator Ware was asked for
his view on the question of an eN-
ira session he replied; You can
quote me to the limit against it,. 1t
would be ridiculous to go to all that
expense simply for the purpose OF
reapportioning the Congressional and
Legislative districts. The idea Is
dream
Congressman Ware, Senator Wares
brother, spent some time at RAIN
Beach with the Governor.
dispatches from Harrisburg to the
effect that Governor Brumbaugh was
considering seriously the advisaoil-
ity of calling a special session OF the
Legislature to reapportion the con-
gressional districts in the state ana
pass the federal prohibition amend
ment brought denial yesterday
from legislative and administration
leaders who are close to the Gov
ernor Both State Senator Edwin IL.
Ware and Attorney General Francis
skunk Brown are opposed to the
plan, which would involve the eN-
penditure of a half-million dollars or
more of the states money. the GOV
ernor is still in Florida where ne
is supposed to be conferring with
Congressman William 5. Ware on the
.yubernatorial situation in Pennsyl-
vania. Governor Brumbaugh is SAID
to feel very friendly to the candl-
dacy of State Highway Commission
er ]. Denny O'Neil, and it is UNDER
stood that he has made several IN
effectual efforts to commit the wares
and their friends to the Mckees-
port mans boom. While the Wares
have so far refrained from pleds-
ing themselves to either Commits
sioner O'Neil or state Senator Will
liam C. Sproul, it is generally expect
ed tht when the Ware ward leaders
gather in the near future TO eN-
press the sentiments of their wards
on the Eubernatorial question they
will be overwhelmingly in favor of
senator Sproul.'
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20

Louis Begelfer, better known as
Louis" has opened his new tailor
ing establishment at Ala North
Third street, next to the Masonic
Temple. This three-story building
was erected by Louis to accommo-
date his custom tailoring business
for women. Ample room has been
provided for his residence on the
ground floor as we'll as the store
room and shop and apartments on
the upper floors.
Louis came to Harrisburg in 1906
to work at Einstein's until 1910
when he opened a tailoring estab-
lishment at 621 North Second street
where he continued until moving
into his own new building where he
is now established.
This week he is in New York at
tending the national style exhibit
where he will assemble the newest
designs, ideas, materials and trim
mings for the spring season.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20
Motive Power Plans Big
Boxing Show For Tomorrow

The second of a series of big box
ing shows under the auspices of the
Motive Power Athletic Association
of the Pennsylvania Railroad will
be staged tomorrow night. There
will be eight contests on the bill, as
follows:
Timmy Dunkleberger VS.. Slim
Speese, ninety pounds each. three
rounds: Jones VS.. Mann, 10 pounds,
four rounds; Young Drake VS.. Bat
tling Givler, 145 pounds, four
rounds; 7. Baldosser VS.. Kid Krow,
140 pounds, six rounds; Whirlwind
Haywood VS.. X. o. Johnson, las
pounds, four rounds; Fighting
Brownie VS.. Mike Isaacman, 145
pounds. six rounds; Finn VS.. Schiff
130 pounds, four rounds. Wrestling
bouts: Lehmer brothers, 140 pounds,
Jones vsI LOCKER, 160 pounds. Ad-
mission by mem Dership ticket only
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20
Russia Protests Closing
of Manchurian Border

London, Feb. 20.-The Russian
Council of Commissaries, according
to a dispatch from Petrograd, has
instructed the Bolsheviki represen-
tative i'll London to protest to Great
Britain against closing the Man
churian border and prohibiting eX-
port of foodstuffs into Russia.
The Council, it is said, regards
the foregoing restrictions as due to
Anglo-American pressure.
Should Great Britain and Amer
ica refuse 10 countermand the order,
it is added, the Russian Council will
apply restrictive measures against
the citizens of Entente Allied coun-
tries resident in Russia.
The protest against the closing of
the border doubtless refers to ac-
ton taken by China after the dis
orders at Harbin,
China advised Russia on Febru-
ary IA, that she had not seized Har-
bin, as reported, but was merely
carrying out her treaty obligations
by policing the Russian railway zone
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20

IContinucd from First Page.
armistice given the seven days no.
tice required in accordance with the
treaty of December 15 for terminal
ing it.
The Council of Peoples Commits
saries in the present circumstances
regards itself as forced formally to
declare it's willingness to sign a
peace upon the conditions which had
been dictated by the delegations of
the Quadruple Alliance at Brest-
Litovsk
The Council of Peoples Commits
saries further declares that a de-
tailed reply will be given without
delay to the conditions of peace as
proposed by the German govern
ment.
For the Council of Peoples Com
missaries:
LENINE
TROTZKY.
The Russian government, accord
ing to another official statement re-
ceived here, has addressed this mes
sage to headquarters and all the
fronts:
The Council of Peoples Commits
saries has offered to the Germans to
sign peace Immediately. ] order that
in all cases where Germans are en-
countered massed that pourparlers
with the German soldiers should be
organized and the proposal to re-
frain from fighting made to them. II
the Germans refuse, then you must
offer to them every possible resist
ance.
KRYT ,ENKO
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20
BIG PRICE FOR PORK
A Sure Way 70
End Dandruff

There is one sure way that has
never failed to remove dandruff al
once, and that is to dissolve it, ther
you destroy it entirely. To do this
Just get about four ounces of plain
common liquid arvon from any drug
store (this is all you will need), ap1
ply it at night when retiring; usd
enough to moisten the scalp and rulI
1t in gently with the finger tips.
By morning, most if not all, OF
your dandruff will be gone, and thred
or four more applications will com
pletely dissolve and entirely destroJ
every single sign and trace of it, nd
matter how much dandruff you ma \
have.
You will find all itching and dig
ging of the scalp will stop instantly
and your hair will be fluffy, lustrouj
glossy, silky and soft, and look and
feel a hundred times better.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20
Standing of the Crews
HARRISBURG SIDE
Philadelphia Division - The /;

Philadelphia Division The 1876
crew first to go after 4 o'clock: 119,
116, 110, 120.
Engineers for 119, 116, 10. 40.
Firemen for 110, 120.
Flagmen for 110. 120.
Brakemen for 1876 (2), 116, 120 Co.
Engineer up: Brodacker.
Brakemen up: Burch, Keefe, Bu-
ford.
Middle DiVisiOn-The 246 crew first
to go after o'clock: is, 20, 244,
257. 80, 33, So. "a.
Conductors for IS, 50, 33.
Flagman for 3S.
Brakeman for SO.
Engineers up: Smith, Swigart.
Nissley, Titler. z. r. Snyder, o. w.
Snyder.
Firemen up: Roddy. Huss, Atkins,
Brocious, Rudy.
Conductors up: Hilbish, Klotz.
Brakemen up: Reid, Kirk, Kirk
patrick.
Yard Board-Engineers for sc,
4-7C, 26C, soc, SIC.
Firemen for 2-14C, 1-15C. 2SC, 26C
Engineer up: Baer, Eyde, Buff
fngton, Wagner, Rauch, Revie.
Firemen up: stoaf. Killing, Henney
Frysinger, Sauserman, Parks, Gar
man, Weigel, Baker
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20
FINNs EXPECT ATTACK

London, Feb. 20.-According to a
dispatch from Copenhagen to the Ex-
change Telegraph Company, it is
rumored in Stockholm, the Germans
intend to intervene at once in Fin
land. The belief prevails at the
Swedish capital the German action
will be directed against the unoc-
cupied districts of Courland and Es-
thonia in conjunction with a great
naval attack in the Finnish Gulf.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20

DO not delay a minute il yd
back aches or you are sore acrd
the loins or have difficulty VIII
urinating. Go to your druggist
once and get box of imported COL
MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules. Tn
are pleasant and easy to take. Thl
neys soak up the oil like a sponl
does water. They thoroughly clean
and wash out the bladder and kI
neys and throw Off the inflammati
which is the cause of the trouhI
Your druggist will cheerfully refli
your money il you are not satisfl
after a few days use. Accept o1
the pure, original GOLD Med
Harlem Oil Capsules. None 9TH
genuine.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20
COMPLAINT or FARES

Complaint that a rearrangement of
zones on the Caledonia branch of the
Chambersburg and Greencastle Street
Railway increased fares from so to
233 1-3 per cent. was made to-day in
a complaint filed with the Public Ser
vice Commission. 1t is claimed that
four instead of three zones are ere.
ated and round trip and school tickets
a bolished
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20
ENOLA SIDE

Philadelphia Division - The 213
crew first to go after 3.45 o'clock:
23S, 227, 249, 211.
Engineers for 23S, 249.
Firemen for 2Ss, 249.
Conductors for 20s. 215.
Flagmen for 249. 211, 2O1.
Brakemen for 211, EOS, 24i, 223,
201 (2).
Middle DivIsion-The 104 crew first
to go after 1.45 o'clock: 220,. 240,
121. 3O4, 116, los. sos. 241.
Engineer for 116.
Conductors for 104, 116.
Yard BOard-Engineers for End
1875. 3rd 129.
Firemen for End 126, 9rd 126, 1876,
1c9.
Engineers up: Fenical. Kapp,
Gingrich, Ewing, Quigley, Lutz.
Firemen up: Stewart Eichelberg-
er. White, Wickey, Garlin, Waltz,
Rider, Haubecker Holmes, Boyer,
cambridge, Neck, Metz, Grain. Nolte,
Steffee, Walters.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20
HARVEY H. KREIDER DIES

Marietta, Pa. Feb. 20.-Harry II.
Kreider. aged 50, died Monday at
the Lancaster General Hospital. He
conducted a confectionery store in
Lancaster for a number of years,
and prior to that was a farmer. He
is survived by three children and a
number of brothers and sisters.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20
PASSENGER DEPARTMENT
MIddIe Diyision-Engineers up:

Middle Observation-Disclosures up: j
J. Kelley, r. T.. Crum, w. D. Nc
Dougal, ]. w. Smith, F. f. Schreck
Sam. Donnley, James Keane,. j. A
Spotts, ]. Crimmel, A. A. Delok4er, r
M Crane, C. G.. Keiser, o. L. Miller
:. II. Alexander, D. Keane, w. c.
Graham. o. Taylor. H. L. Martin.
Firemen up: V. C. Ayers, j. w,
Richards. A. II. Kuntz, G. L. Huggins,
r. f. Look, e. NJ. Cramer, II. Naylor,
G. b. Huss, Roy Herr, e. E. Ross, S.
H Zeiders, r. F. Mohler, S. E. Stauf-
fer. S. r. Mearkle, H. A. Schrauder,
l. n, Ramsey, S. II. Wright, p. l..
Gross.
Engineers for Ex. at 1 p. m, 21, As,
10 Firemen ire, @ for SO, 90. s2s5. 10, SO, 3,
II. Al.
philadelphia Division - Engineers
IN: w. S. Lindley, V. c. Gibbons, NJ
Pleam, ]. C. Bless, c. r. Osmond.
Firemen up: L. r. Everhart. f. H
Cook. II. H. Dodd, NJ. G. Shaffner. c.
Engineers for P-ss. SIS. No Phila-
delphia crews here.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20
THE READING

The "a crew first to go after 12.15
o'clock: 8, IS, 81, 81, IL, Is, %. 81,
SO. II, II. 8. 66, 6. 60, 62' 4 g. 50. 10,
Engineers for. So, So. 50, g. 10. Z,
Firemen for So. 50. 81. 66, 3, Z. s.
Q. IA. Is, 81, 22.
Flagmen for 55. 60, 81, 6, 10. Is, 16,
- Brakemen for So. So. 62, 81. CT. 3,
G. 9, 10. Il, II, 81, "a.
engineers up: Griffith, Barnhart,
pruaw. Minnich, Kohl, Setter. Phelp,
Freed, Kaufman, lands. Clouser,
Bordney. Morne.
Firemen up: snyder orndorf'
L<reisgre. Speck. Swartz.
Conductors up: Wise, Mccullough,
Daub. Keifer, Derrick.
Flagmen up: Lehmer, Siegfried.
Brakemen up. Yundt, Bixler,
white. Swope, Thomas. Kirsh, Ma
thias. Karl, Berger. Dell. Watson,
Morrow. Waugh.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20
Schoolmasters to Meet
For 18th Annual Session

The twelfth annual conference of
the Central Pennsylvania Schoolmas-
ters' Association will be held in the
Technical high school auditorium, Sat
urday morning and afternoon Dis
cussion of physical education in
schools, instruction on Improvement
OF design and arrangement of build
lngs in towns and cities, abolition of
final examinations. plans for making
Junior Red Cross more effective, thrift
campaign, dropping the study of Ger
man. and other matters of educational
interest will occupy the time of the
schoolmasters.
Officers of the association are ::
President. G. NJ. Briner, Carlisle: vice
president, r. ID. Knouse, Littlestown ::
secretary, ]. A. Smyser, Harrisburg |;
treasurer, b. i. Heiges, Mannheim.
BIG PRICE FOR PORK
Halifax, Pa, Feb. 20.-Thomas
Lubold, of near town, on Monday
sold to w. II. Cooper, of Lykens. al
log weighing 500 pounds dressed /
for which he received $1OO.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20

RED CROSS SENDS SUPPLIES
Eight cases of surgical supplies
and hospital garments were sent by
the Harrisburg Chapter to division
headquarters, at Philadelphia, yes
terday.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20
CHURCHMEN TO WORK
FOR DRY CANDIDATES

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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-20
GERMAN DRIVE
FORCES RUSSIAN PEACE

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The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1918-06-29
Hicken-Lindow

A very pretty wedding took place
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Rudolph
r. Lindow on Monday, June 10th, at
10 a. M. when Mr.. William Ray Hick-
en- and Miss Nellie T.. Lindow were
united in Holy Matrimony by Rev.
Philip Nelson. The ceremony took
place In the presence of few inti-
mate friends and relatives. The bride
was attended by her sister, Mrs.
Pearl Shivers, and the groom by his
brother. Benjamin Franklin Hicken.
The bride WAS given away by her
father. The young couple left later
in the day for honeymoon trip in
the upper White river country.
The bride and groom are both well
and favorably known in this commu-
nifty, having practically grown up in
our midst. Ray enlisted in Troop NJ,
First Colorado cavalry. last July, and
received his honorable discharge last
Christmas for reasons of health. He
Ia an ambitious and industrious young
man, and is making good. We are
confident that this will prove to be a
very happy match. p. NJ
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1918-06-29

Maurice Powers, one Of the first of
the Rio Blanco boys to join the old
Troop NJ, has been rapidly rising in
military rank since leaving here last
fall. Recently an order was given out
at Camp Kearny that no non-com-
missioned officers would leave the
camp when the troops were sent East.
Maurice Immediately asked to be re-
duced to the rank of private so that
he might go with his comrades. The
captain Of the troop, seeing that he
was 80 anxious to go, granted his re-
quest and today he Is somewhere on
his road to France and the fighting
front. In a recent letter to friends In
Rifle he mentioned that he was the
first of the Piceance creek boys to
start for France and said: Its up to
me to make record" Such spirit
will not be long In coming to the front
on the fighting line and it is sure that
when Maurice goes after the Huns
they will know that fighting man is
after them.-Rifle Telegram.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1918-06-29
THE WAR

During the past week, the Italians
won one Of the greatest victories Of
the war over the Austrians. The fol-
lowing Associated Press dispatch
gives q vivid picture Of the Austrian
rout:
"Under the fire Of the italian ma
chine guns and artillery, which were
brought up rapidly, the Austrian
withdrawal across the Piave river
soon became disorderly rout. 1t is
estimated that the Austrian losses
total more than 100000.
1T was a terrible sight as the mad
dened Austrians fled under the deluge
OF Italian bullets and shells. They
leaped into the river and grabbed
pieces of wood or anything that would
aid them; they tied themselves to
mules and horses; but their efforts
were in vain, for, as the enemy troops
reached the opposite bank, they were
again caught by the fire of Italian
guns which had been trained accu-
rately on the eastern bank for some
days.
"On Montello plateau. the slaughter
was terrific. Bodies Of Austrian troops
were moved down almost In their en-
tirety. At the crossing at Nervesa
both banks Of the river were strewn
with dead and dying, while hundreds
OF bodies were carried down in the
current to the sea. At one place the
correspondent counted 800 bodies
while walking a distance of half n
mile. One regiment Of covering troops,
originally composed of more than
1900 men, had left on Monday but sS
men to the company and these were
prisoners. Along the lower Piave.
the Austrians found themselves, II
possible, In q worse position and
sustained heavy losses.
"A single episode shows how aud
why the retreat started. On Saturday
the Austrian command sent the 9lst
Schuetzen brigade, composed of the
3lst and 32nd regiments. with orders
to widen the Austrian breach at lam
pol and to do this at all hazards. The
brigade attempted to carry out this
order and fought like wild men; but
the Italian pressure was so terrific
that they we're unable to accomplish
their object, which was to succor the
Austrian divisions already surround
ed In this sector. After six attacks
only ninety men Of this brigade re-
mained; the others were prisoners,
wounded or dead. The commanding
officer committed suicide and the re-
naming ninety surrendered"
Latest dispatches received indicate
that the Austrian losses will total
about 100000.
What are known as minor actions
continue on the Western front, in
which the Americans, French and
British have won out at all points.
Everything points to renewal Of
the German effort to break through
the Allied lines on the Western front
before the Americans get there with
hundreds OF thousands of the best
fighting men in the world.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1918-06-29

The reason why an inch Of dust re-
mains under daughters bed until
mother sweeps 1t up is because
daughter has to spend four hours .
day to ath-a-letics and gym work.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1918-06-29

The man who invented dynamite
thought that he was giving the
world dangerous article. But back
In 457 b. G. Plato made him look like
n piker when Plato invented platonic
love.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1918-06-29

We don't know everything. But
we do know that 1t is hard to have
q light heart when you have heavy
liver,
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1918-06-29

Send The Herald to your friends
in the East.