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ERASMUS ELEVEN
WINS OVER MORRIS
Poor Handling Of the Leather
Proves Costly to the Bronx
Football Team.
FINAL TALLY Is ID TO 0

Scholastic Football Results.
=, At Ebbets Fleld--Ernsmus Hal, 10;
Al commerc!ai Fieid-Poly Prep, 10;
Commercial. o.
AZ comTerciai rield-Boys High. "a;
At Commercial F,eld--Erasmus Hail sec
onds o.; Boys High seconds. o.
A. Kent conn.--Pawlins. 10; Kent
At acknowledgements Prep. 10;
Commerce. II.
Erasmus Hall, Brooklyn high school
football champion. yesterday defeated
the Morris High eleven at Ebbets Field,
Brooklyn. by 10 to 0.
Sloppy handling Of the ball proved
costly to Morris.
Two misplays came at critical mo-
ments. Early in the fourth quarter !.
Krassner let Walder's perfect throw go
through him and n Morris touchdown
was lost. Walder made a perfect throw
from Erasmus's ~ yard line 70 the
yard line. where Krassner was watt
ing with open hands to receive the
ball. He let It 90 through him. BUS"
Daniels OF Erasmus recovered II and
punted 1t back TO midfeld. In the third
period Morris made a costly tumble
Erasmus made its first touchdown late
In the first period and its second score
late in the fourth quarter. In the OPEN
ing period Haasnoot kicked Off to Nor
ris's 20 yard line. Newman then ran
II back ten yards After two line
plunges I. Krassner kicked to Erasmus's
rs yard line. Morris was penalized If
teen yards for holding On the next
play Norris fumbled. Meistreil recov-
cred the ball for Erasmus and ran 1t to
Morriss 80 yard line. On the next play
Franken went around left end for If
teen yardg fnrUard naau hv Era
mus failed. On the next play Franken
made the remaining fifteen yards around
right end and scored touchdown.
Haasnoot kicked the goal.
The Bun and Blues second touch
down came in the last quarter with
only three minutes to play. After
Daniels had punted the ball back to
mfifeld following Krassners muff,
Erasmus planted the ball OH Norris
80 yard line. On the next play Meis-
trell made Is yard run around left
| end. Franken then ran another fifteen
yards around left end. placing the ball
almost on Morris's goal line. Here
Morris held. 1t required two more plays
before Meistrell finally went over for
a touchdown. Daniels missed his try
| a. goal.
walder. Morris's big guard. played a
remarkable game. !. Krassner also
played well for Morris. Meistrell. Dan
iels and F'ranken were the Buff and
Blue luminsries. The lineup:
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ELKS USE BONDS AS STAKES.
Billiard Losers Buy. Then the
Winners Have to Also.

The Elks Club in West Forty-third
street staged a Liberty Loan drive last
night with novel features. 1t was an
eHec've one. for $4,000 was realized.
putting the club over the top Of its
quota Of s25o.000.
one interesting plan was to stage
snort games of billiards with the under
Standing that the losers were to buy
ponds, All the losers were ranged on
one side OF the big hall and the win
Aers on the other. and cluster OF
annette members then pushed all the
winners over on the losing side. 50
mat all were compelled to purchase.
Among the billiard experts who helped
S.ong the good cause were Welker
cochran, Alfredo De Orc. Albert Cutler.
marley Otis, Ralph Greenleaf and Joe
Concannon. They all gave exhibitions
VI sHiI, Hal Chase was referee.
letter was read from Thomas Z.
LaWior. pocket billiard champion of the
cup, who is on the firing line in France.
ne told OF fight in which he finished a
y'che' and then finding In the dead mans
bocket lette- addressed to his sweet
near. The writer told the fraulein she
could expect him home soon and to get
ready for the wedding. az the Germans
'ouid not fight much longer.
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Health Authorities Call or Game
with BuckneII.
Special Despatch to TIE suS

STATE CoLLEGl-. Pa. Oct. 19.-Penn
States football game with Bucknell to-
day was called on upon receipt OF n last
minute order from the State health au-
thprities despite assurances from the
local health board, the military >com-
mandant and the college president that
the conditions here were SO satisfactory
that the contest could be played.
The state officials threatened TO ar
rest the members OF both teams II the
game was played, Buckn~li's team wal
on the campus when the ruling Of DR..
Roger. the State Health Commissioner,
was received.
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MACK PAYS BRAVES.
sends $4,000 and Gets Undisputed
Claim to Perry.

BOSTON, Oct 1.-the Philadelphia
A'neriean League club obtained undis-
puted claim to Pitcher Scott Perry to-
.aE by paying s2.5C0 TO the Boston Ma
'phal League club In settlement out of
,olrt Of the Boston clubs contention
t nav Ferry vas the property OF tho
braves when the Athletics obtained an
junction against his playing for Bos-
., IL" amount paid in settlement was
ne same as the American League
"'.Fer price. The Philadelphia club
"'d the use OF Perry all last season.
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PAWLING BEATS KENT,
Adams and spates Score Touch
downs for Victors.

KENT, Conn, Oct. 10. - Paving
Schools football team defeated the Kent
School eleven to-day, IL to 0.
Adams accounted for Rawlings first
touchdown by twenty-yard end run
in the second quarter. Boyle kicked the
goal. Spates scored the second touch
down in the last quarter with fifteen-
yard run around left end. Boyle missed
goal
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ENaLEwOOD HIGH FoRFEIrs.

The game between Passiac and En-
glewood High School elevens in the N
N. 7. J. League yesterday was for
feited by Englewood because II war un-
able to produce full team. most Of
the players having entered the service
during the last few days. Engiewood
has disbanded and dropped out of the
league. Enslewood's coach is also with
the colors.
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NAVY ELEVEN IDLE.

ANNAPOLIS, Md. Oct. 1s.--The foot
ball game arranged for to-day between
the Navy and the Navy Pay School at
Princeton was cancelled. The Prince
ton team was unable to come. owing to
quarantine restrictions.
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RUTGERS ELEVEN
DEFEATS PELHAM
Scarlet's Stars Have Hard Time
Beating Sailor Football
Team by Z to 0.
WEBER EXCELS FOR TARS
Former Colgate Player q
Thorn in the Sides Of San
ford's Experts.
WEBER EXCELs FOR TARs

Al New Brunswick-RutRers 7. Peiba ~,
Bay Naval Reserves. o.
A. tSwn-,.springneld 4. NJ. c. A.
eonesH MISREPRESENTATION 20 Norx,,,
At Esstcn--Lafayette. II; Ursinus. o.
At Cloveland--Cleveland Naval Reserves,
70; western Reserve, q .,.
a. ph,a-Pennsylysnis' ~. R.v =,
tieship Minnesota, o.
A washington, Fs;-Washinston and
JenersSSm r,ono- Man, "a. Por;,.na
reserves, IA
At Exeter-Exster. 30; Portsmouth
Marines. .; N.,. 49,,
,aahor Naval "N a. Ne"
Al Observation-Disclosures Detroit nav.,
game cancelled on account Of influenza
quarantine;
fesnceiled1' Aeon
Specta! DespascA to TIE SuS.
NEW BRUNSWICK, ". J., Oct. 1e-After
a two weeks layoff following the ober-
whelming success over Ursinus, the
Rutgers eleven finally got into action on
Nelson Field this afternoon and was
handed a surprise. While Foster SAM
.crd's combination Of stars defeated the
Pelham Bay Naval Training station
eleven, It had a hard time recording the
victory, for Rutgers was able to get only
one touchdown. The score was z to 0.
After II was all over the Rutgers play
ers were willing to admit that the Pei
ham team was at least as strong as that
which represented the Newport station
last year and which Rutgers beat by
IL to 0.
The Rutgers and Pelham teams were
quite evenly matched, and the sailors
played a far stronger game than had
been expected. Frankly. Rutgers looked
for an easy success, but from the very
start It was apparent that the sailors
had great combination and could give
any eleven in the country n battle.
Weber the old Colgate player. was on
the field for Pelham, and the way he ran
and smashed was a caution, There was
no stopping him, and IL was mainly he
cause Of his operations that Pelham was
able to keep the Scarlet back at several
stages. For RUTGERS the brightest lights
were Baker and NeuechaefYer.
II was not until the last four minutes
that Rutgers got its touchdown. Pelham
Bay had worked its wav down into
Rutgers territory and II looked mighty
bad for the Scarlet. Then forward
mass was tried and n was in.ercepted
by Neuschaeffer. That gave Rutgers
new life and II started its own march
for the sailors goa, line
The march was beoun with a FIR
ward mass IN Roheson for th,rtv-sva
Yards and the hall was nlacsd an pei
hams 2o-yard line. Here Baker who
had been ont since the second period.
IN which he wa. iniured GAME hact
$40 49, >~.NS ~e>~s>
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Princeton Football Team
Defeats Navy Pay School
Game Is Revived in the Palmer Stadium With 26
to Victory-Jeff Pfeffer of Brooklyn Ma
tionals Plays for the Beaten Eleven.

started the scoring by picking up a tum-
BILE and dashing across for a touchdown
When Pfeffer tried n field goal Princeton
blocked the ball, and soon after Murray
broke through the line and ran forty
yards for the second touchdown. The
Paymasters became disorganiIed and
De Stefano and Opie crossed the goal line
for two more touchdowns. The line up !:
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feat. The lineup
WILLIAMS TAKES FIRST.
Beats Tigers of wiIIiamstown at
Football, IL to o.

WILLIAMSBURG, Mass, Oct 19.-Will-
Jams was victorious over the Tigers OF
Williamstown in the opening game OF
the season to-day, IA to o. The Purple
used the forward pass with good effect.
Both touchdowus came in the first
period The lineup:
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MAINE TIES WITH TARS.
Yarsity-PortIand Naval Game
Ends I'm n Score of I4-I4,
Special Despatch to The sus

oRoNo, Me, Oct. ls.-On a field soft
and slippery from the recent rains the
Portland Naval Reserves and the Uni
versity Of Maine football teams fought
this afternoon to tie, IA TO II. Hard
line plunging and good runs around the
end made the touchdowns for the Re
serves. The lineup:
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w. d J. RUNS AWAY
WITH SOLDIER TEAM
Camp Sherman Eleven Beaten
by 68 to O.
Special Despdtch to The sus.

WAsHINoroN. Pa. Oct 19.-washing-
ton and Jefferson ran all over the Camp
Sherman team here this afternoon in
forty-nine minute game. winning with
ease by 6s to 0. NJ"
The Soldier eleven from the Ohio can
Torment did not develop the strength
expected. In fact It failed to stand
up under the Red and Black assault at
any stage. That 1t failed to register a
single first down is evidence of its
weak attack. particularly as the Red
and Black was weakened by the absence
OF its stars, Lally. quarterback; Capt
Henry. tackle and Tressel end, all Of
whom have been Ill. The lineup:
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New London lO(.
Newport Oh
EXETER DEFEATS MARINES.
POrtsmo uth Service Eleven IL Out
played, 2S to o.
Special Despatch TO THn suN

EXETER. ~ H.. Oct. 1s.-Exeter won
from the Portsmouth Marines at foot
ball this afternoon. % to 0. Kennedy
scored three touchdowns, and his rush
ing together with that OF Gilroy, kept
the Marines on the defensive most Of the
game.
A forward pass enabled the Marines
to get into EKeter's territory in the last
period. but they could not advance. The
game was enlivened by the presence OF
the Marine Band. and a large delegation
OF marines who marched on the field
Tho Exeter delegation also marched on
the Held and the contest presented a
military appearance. The lineup:
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PENN OUTPLAYS
SAILOR OUTFIT
Battleship Minnesota Yields
by ~ to o.
Special Despatch 10 Tan suN.

PHILADELPHIA, Oct. 1s.--,Penn- infor-
ma1ly opened It's football season this af-
ternoon behind closed doors on Franklin
Field by sinking the battleship Mime
sofa eleven. 81 to 0. 1t was a true bat
tie between the dogs OF war" in which
the sailors cannon were no match for
the big guns OF the Penn soldiers.
From start to finish the game was a
series OF conquests for Big Bill Hollen-
backs eleven and the navy men were al
most constantly on the defensive. The
lineup:
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BROWN UNITS PLAY,

PROVIDENCE. r. J., Oct. 1s.--There was
no Brown Rhode Island state football
game to-day. Company q defeated
Company A. TO 0. in an intercompany
game at Brown,
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LAFAYETTE WINS
FROM URSINUS, 40
Easily Outclasses Visiting
Team-Lehecka Stars.
Special Despatch to The Sun.

EAsroE, Pa. Oct. 10. - Lafayette
opened the season here to-day with II
to victory over Ursinus. The visitors
were completely outclaBBed, failing to
make O single first down in the first or
second period. They made three in the
third period on a series Of forward passes
and then their offensive work ended
when Lafayette took the ball on downs
Ursinus held Lafayette scoreless In the
third period, but Lafayette scored again
In the ANAL period when Gebhardt went
over the line after series of backfield
plunges and then kicked the goal. Lee
heclSa, a former Easton High School
player, scored touchdown and kicked
the goal in the first period. and kicked a
field goal from the 45 yard line in the
second period. The lineup:
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, Sewhall Goal
from touchdown-Stiner. Goal from field
Linden. Substitutions Springfield
Bennett for Feldman. simmons for John
son. Shaener for Stiner. Ashton for Linden,
Wrigh. for Bolden. Wilson for Kenny;
Wesleyan, Peck for Steele. Boote for Par
sons. steele for Walters. Refsree-Dr
Fauyer OF Wesleyan. Umpire--Dr. King
don of Columbia. Time of Quarters--i5
minutes.
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GREENLEAF rs VICTOR.
Finishes Match with COncannon
Score. 1900 to 048.

Ralph Greenleaf yesterday put the
finishing touches on his weeks match at
pocket billiards with Joseph Concannon
at Days room. the Illinois prodigy win
ming by 1900 to 943 points.
In the final days play Greenlest won
by 200 to ia, and had the same Arm
grip on the contest that he had shown
throughout. The scores
Afternoon Game.
Greeniess6s1oI.s 10 u. Q; 7, 2. -. II. g.
Concannon-ro, 4, o. u. 0. 6. D. o. 9, II,
ia. Scratches. T. High run, II.
g. I. 3, ii. H. s--ioO. Scratches. s. High
coneannon-ls. 0. g. 0. 9. H. I, 0. 0. 3.
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son. GoAls-Grundman and Ryder. Sub
stitutes: Dartmouth-->Schultin for Thorn
ton, Prince for Ross, Beers for worthing-
ton. Thornton for Schulting. Ross for
Prince, worthington for Beers. Ryder for
worthington. Hicks for Wallace, Carlton
for SAnderson, Ross for McDermott. Beers
for Ryder. Hight for Prince. Dyer for
Grundman, Prince for Bevan, Thompson
for Threshie. Norwich-Lathrop for Mar
tin, Duane for Hilton. Waite for Edwards,
Carney for Earl. Hilton for Duane. Wells
for Jenkins. Cole for Barrett, Jenkins for
Wells. Barrett for Carmody. Duane for
Hilton. Referee-John J. Hailahan. UNI
pire-H. T. Burleigh. Head linesman-
Lieut., T. w Johnson
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Tor PhIpps, FIer-
man for Heralood, Neddleman for Gins
berg. Crowley for Lundholm, Fitzgerald for
Bird. Aver for MeNair. Touchdowns-Mc-
Namara, Mathews. Kennedy. conroy. Goals
from touchdowns-Pumery (2), Cairns,
Aver. umpire-Mr. Kent, Referee--Art
Smith. Head Linesmen-Mr. Peters. Time
10 minute periods.
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neutrality-suspicious. for human. Bean
for Harry. Cantlllon for Emery. Garrison
for Paimquist, Glending for Wilson. Kelley
for Glendlng Moore for Lytwyler, Wilson
for Wilton NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Gilroy. Goals from touchdow ns---liilroy T.
Referee--A. J. woodlock Umpire--G, W
Pearson. Head linesman---W. r. Whit
man. Time OF p-ytods-iO and 8 minutes
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Georgia Tech Scores
123 to o Against Soldiers

A TLANTA. Ca. Oct. 19.-The
n Georgia Tech football team
4 u pounced on the unsuspcctlng
Eleventh Cavalry from Fort Ogle-
thorpe this afternoon and handed
them a football beating the army
players will not forget in a hurry.
When the slaughter was stopped
Georgia Tech was leading by 123 to
0, Which is considerable mark for
the other teams to shoot, at II was
a shame to send the unframed army
men into the arena against the we'll
conditioned and highly prepared var
sity players.
What the score would have been
had the full four periods been played
Ia problem which requires an add
ing machine. The game was stopped
shortly after the second half was
started. leaving nearly a full half
still to go.
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tahKeh MeIstfeII IUaI
from touchdown-Haasnoot. Substitution
Deitchman for Gibbs. Referee--R. ].
shearsr. Dickinson College. Cmpi-e--R. r.
Crowley. Bowdoin. Head linesman--Max-
we'll Croohe, New York University. Time
OF periods--l0 minutes.
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Ursinus CO...

Roal--Lehecka, Goals from touc hdowns-
Gebhardt, Q, Observation-Disclosures Nc.
Williams for Monroe. McGrath for Reeves.
Montieth for Lehecka, Brown for Chelson.
Vrsinus: soke for Goldstoin, Quick for
Tempioton. Hefferen for N. Miller. Ref
eree-Mr Eberle. Swarthmore. Umpire
Mr. Denfer. Albright. Head linesman-
Mr.. Vreeland. University OF Pennsylvania.
Time OF quarters-i5 and 10 minutes.
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THE HIGH COST

syNHE hardy adventurer who risks his all
in endeavoring to buy an adequate
inAcheon in an average Philadelphia res
taurant must pay from ten to twenty-five
cou&s for one tomato sliced and arranged
l1oon feck of lettuce.
In Gloucester and Salem Counties the
tn1nato growers report that 100000 crates
~ tomatoes, with an estimated value Of
0.oo0.o00. have been destroyed by the heat
- the last few days.
This waste may be due to defective
transportation methods, to delay or ineffi-
H6ncy on the farms, to profteerng COM
u11naion men or to more obscure causes.
1oasons for the moment may be considered
aok6e. The incident is far more interesting
because 1t reveals in a flash the complete
Sahopnce Of any real or actual basis for the
3 Nh cost Of some kinds of living.
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The Women of France

He Cd. A. Davis, of the Y. NJ. G, A. in
France) was speaking of French women. He
told how he had been among them in their
agony in many parts of France. He told of
women of high position and of education and
gentle biEth laboring in the fields, taking the
place of the men who had gone to the war
Crops must be raised and garnered, the earth
must be wooed to bring forth fruit. He had
seen these women side by side with humber
sisters striving in the furrOw. He told of
one typical mother of France who. when in
formed that her son had been killed In battle.
cried: Thank God he died for France
am happy that l have four more sons to
give to my country" He told his listeners
how the theatre and the novel with its con-
yentional puppets of the play and story had
thinking and the uniformed American a
French woman might have become synony-
nous with a light woman. The French adj
ventures of the story-teller is as familiar
as the wicked French count OF the theatre.
ITO you who have but now arrived In
France" said the speaker. "and who have
not had time to observe the heroism of the
French woman-to know her in her home,
to see her at the work of men-I want to
saw do not believe this libel. You know
what you have in mind when you speak of
French women. you know what you are
thinking Wel'-here the face Of the speak,
or became stern and his eyes shone-'Well' y
he repeated and he raised his hand high
I was prepared for a fow of fiery eloquence,
for a torrent of hot words but ne paused
long. speechless his glance full Of what his
heart could not utter--'Well," he said again,
1oG't 49, itt"~~R y. eothaFnI a 1crth.
- ..--t. ~
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i BIG ANCHOR TO wINDWARD

Q1HE person who does not carry some
form of life insurance seems to be out
! e 1Ashion, II we may trust the figures
ccmpiled by the Insurance Press. Accord
tnE to that periodical the men and women
~ America are protected by more than
ofxty billions of lifc insurance This is an
avNsage of about $500 for every man,
Nunaan and child in the country, or $4,000
,fet every family.
o1 this amount ten billions is carried by
s fIa1ornal orders, nearly twenty-eight bill
Z noqs by the regular insurance companies
I ~ twenty-five billions by the Government
d l$1Ee lives Of soldiers and sailors
The size Of this total is astounding to
evory one outside of the insurance bust
noss. It indicates that the American pub
lie has an anchor to windward powerful
enough to save it from shipwreck. 1t ia
on Of the most gratifying signs that fore
sight and thrift are ingraned here and
that we do not trust to luck.
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The U.Boat Cretu

ALAS. alas! for those blond boys who
n stalk
Their prey in ambush Of the shudder.
ing seas,
Willing the wait with merry, tender, talk
OF some dear knot Of fiower-clad cottages
Beyond the Rhine! The merchantship
draws on; r..-. =.
Their swift torpedo strikes its mark: =
the sea
Means with the dying; for a victory won
They thank the pagan god Of Germany.
Happier to die the hideous. smothering
death,
Too deep for mercy. in their own shared
trap,
Than live to learn how time interpreteth
The cause they served; the trasical
mishap
OF pride that pledged The Day and brought
The Night;
Than live to loathe their Fatherland
name
So high, so fallen. that betrayed their
bright
Young loyalty to savageries of shame.
katherine Lee Bates, in THE Retinue."
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What the Doughboys Read


GAYS the sergeant to the corporal, Let's
~ see you make noise,
For some ones sent some magazines to
our doughboys;
Some ladies' aid society has gone and done
US kind
So let's unpack our stocking and see what
we kin find"
The corporal to the sergeant, he up an seq,
seZ he,
There isn't many high brows in this Aere
compan-ee:
But what we'll do with Harp's Bdsaar is
more than I can tell,
Though they say there's lots of readin' in
the Ladies' Home JourneH"
The sergeant stopped to mast!cate a chew
Of navy plug.
Wen use that House and Garden when we
buy the parlor rug,
An when that Denver rookie starts to
wash his overalls
He kin get some nice suggestions by read
in in McCaUs."
Inc corporal made TWO Snlnlng DraldS from
out his auburn hair.
Il think III rest bit," sez he AN take
up Vanity Fair;
find my figures so obese, I really think
I'll try
To cut my Butterick jacket suit from
Fashions on the fly"
The sergeant shook two loaded dice and
drew another card,
II learned this game of checkers from the
Youths Companion. pard:
An when 1 start to throw a bridge across
a boilin canyon
I'll read up that new tatting stitch in the
Woman's Home Companion"
The corporal smiled and blew non "A lcoI,olic
foam away.
Il get so tender-hearted when I'm rsadn'
Vogue all day,
sometimes think there amt no use of
high ideals an vision
Unless my ruffied bathin' suit is genuine
Parsian."
The sergeant to the corporal, he up an sez,
sez he,
II think that's all the magazines for this
here compan.ee:
An when the boys has read 'em through
I'm sure they'll all be pleadin'
To have some more good fashion plates for
desultory readin."
PVT WILLARD WATTLES,
First Infirmary. 164th Depot Brigade,
Camp Funston, Kansas.
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The members were agitated. DID the new
word hide a subterfuge? Then:


word hide a subterfuge? Then:
Mr. Thomas: "Mr. Speaker, am OPP
posed to this bill. I believe we are passing
too many things. too many bills, to regu-
late matters generally. Now. this bill. as
I understand 1t. Is what is properly termed
a corn Doctors bill. ILaughter.1 They
have got the word 'podiatry In there.
Laughter | do not know where they
got it. l do not believe they got 1t out Of
webster's Dictionary, because | do not be-
lieve It is there.
II say they are a set of takers. I say
that from experience tlaughterl. because
] have one corn--on one foot, of course
not one corn on two feet-and I have had
a dozen corn doctors In this town working
on that corn. and II gets bigger all the
time. ILaughter.l Why. | believe I am a
better corn doctor myself than any of them.
tLaughter1
Now, gentlemen, the only way and the
proper way to take a corn off of your foot
is to take It of all in one piece. man
who understands his business can do that
and YOU will not feel 1t. There Is not a
one in this town I have visited who knows
anything about taking corn out In one
piece"
And so on and SO on for hours!
Courage everybody!
Are we down-hearted, even with Congress.
in session?
MOI