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Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1918-03-29

RETAIL CLERKS, LOCAL 178
Meets basement of Court House.
John C. Berger, Pres; Henry Pfef-
fer, Fin. Sec'y.
Next meeting, Wednesday, April "a.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1918-03-29

LOCAL UNION No. 30, A. F. G. w. u.
Meets first Saturday of each month,
2 p. M, Woodmen's hall. Geo. Wer-
ner, Pres, Gottlieb Zinn, Sec'y.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1918-03-29
TYPOGRAPHICAL UNION No.69

Meets first Monday of each month,
4.15 p. m., at Trades Assembly Hall.
F. F. Frasier, President; w. f. Bur-
ton, Secretary-Treasurer.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1918-03-29

4VO' NOO
Meets first and third Wednesday eve.
of every month at Trades Assembly
hall. Elmer Shaw, Rec. Sec'Y.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12
WEAK KIDNEYS MEAN
A WEAK BODY

those stifencd joints, that backache, rheu.
matism, lumbago, %sciatlca, gall stones,
gravel. "brick dust" etc. They are an
effective remedy for all diseases of the
bladder, kidney, liver, stomach and allied
organs.
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules
cleanse the kidneys and purify the blood.
They frequently ward OF attacks of the
dangerous and fatal diseases of the kid.
ncys. They have n beneficial effect. and
often completely cure the diseases Of the
bodily organs, allied with the bladder and
kidneys.
II you are troubled with soreness across
the loins or with simple" aches and pains
in the back take warning, it may I've the
preliminary indications OF some dreadful
malady which can be warded of or cured
IL taken in time.
Go TO your druggist today and get a box
Of GOLD MEDAL Harlem Oil Capsules.
Money refunded il they do not help you.
Three sizes. GOLD MEDAL are the pure,
original imported HARLEM OH Capsules.
Accept No Substitutes.-Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12

One of the most effective methods
adopted by food officials has been the
enlistment Of women's clubs and other
civic organizations to aid In cleaning
campaigns. II Is possible under the
best conditions for food inspectors to
visit any n store but u few times
ench year. The members OF local or
CARNATIONS and the housewives who
visit the stores daily can exert an eff
fective influence for cleanliness once
their interest Is aroused and the i'm
portance Of the work pointed GU TO
them. As soon as the proprietor of a
food shop realizes that his customers
will leave him unless he complies with
reasonable sanitary requirements he ut
, once falls in line.
Federal, State and City Cooperation.
Federal, state and city food officials
cooperate in enforcing laws applicable
| to foods and drugs, and in conducting
educational campaigns for cleanliness.
At n recent meeting of the Association
Of American Dairy, Food and Drug
officials plans for closer cooperation
We're worked out. City food officials
we're admitted to membership in the
association and arrangements We're
made for the organization of state
associations of food control officials and
for associations OF sectional groups of
federal, state and city food officials
who have common conditions and com
mon problems.
The Federal Food and Drugs Act
does not confer authority to regulate
directly the sanitary conditions of
stores and shops where food is put up
or sold. However, II food becomes
contaminated in an lnsanitary store,
or In any other manner, and Is after
ward shipped ilto interstate COM
merce, the party responsible for the
shipment may be prosecuted under the
federal law, and the contaminated food
may be seized.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12
Leaves Make Good Bedding.

The Importance of securing the
greatest possible return from the man
ure supply of the country can hardly
be overestimGted at any time. II Is
infinitely greater when the production
of food Is so vital TO the nation as
during the present crisis.
In localities where leaves are OBJ
tainable at small cost rs compared to
the cost OF straw. n condition which
exists In some sections. II would seem
advisable To make use of this material
for bedding instead of straw. II Is a
w~ell-known practice in the wooded Sec
lions Of the South tn use leaves for
bedding. Frequently land has been
built up into n high state Of fertility
when this was practically the only
can OF supplying humus to the soil.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12

When you're fifty, your body begins to
creak a little at the hinges. Motion is
more slow and deliberate. Not 70 young
az | used to be- is a frequent and unwel.
come thought. Certain bodily functions
upon which good health and good spirits
80 much depend, are impaired. The weak
spot is generally the bladder. Unpleasant
symptoms show themselves. Painful and
annoying complications in other organs
arise. This is particularly true with el.
DERBY people. II you only know how, this
trouble can be obviatcd.
For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil has been relieving the in.
convenience and pain due to advancing
years. 1t is a standard, old.time home
remedy. and needs no introduction. II Is
now put up in odorlcss. tastelcss capsules.
These are easier and NOR. pleasant to take
than the oil in bottles.
Each capsule contains about one dose Of
five drops. Take them just like you would
any pill, with a small swallow OF water.
They soak into the system and throw of
the pc isons which are making YOU old be-
fore your time, They will quickly relieve
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12
COULDN'T SLEEP
APPETITE GONE
Nervous and Restless, and Kept
Getting Worse, Says Arkansas
Lady. Cardui Brought
Relief.

Marmaduke, Ark.-Mrs. Mary Il.
Hill, near this place. writes: II was
In a very wretched state Of health. I
would be In bed two or three weeks
Mt n time. and would have fainting
spells. was 8 10 weak and. Oh! how
my back hurt me. was 80 nervous
and restless I couldn't sleep-didn't
have any appetite and kept getting
worse. Every one was so uneasy
about me.
I cannot exactly describe two awful
spells I had...I had n shortness of
breath and would smother ut night. I
couldn't o or cry out. I felt like
I would die. My limbs would get
numb and feel very uncomfortable.
We used many medicines, and l didn't
get better.
I had read Of Cardui In the Birth.
day Almanac and had often heard
TINT II wns a good medicine. I be-
gan TO take II according to directions
md began to improve. l soon was
strong and able to do my work. ]
cannot praise Cardui enough. have
every reason to believe that It saved
my life."
Tested and proven in every way by
many women, over n period Of more
than 40 years, Cardui has attained Its
present high standing and popularity
because Of the satisfactory results Sc
cured from Its use.
II you are weak and rundown. and
need n good, reliable, tonic medicine,
try Cnrdui. All druggists.-Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12
kaiser's Last Rise.

"The kaiser" said Representative
Bell Of Georgia. complains because
the Americans use shotguns. Shot
guns have n spread OF 10 feet.
In repulsing n charge they IRE
deadlier than machine guns. SO the
kaiser holds that 1t Is unchivnlrous to
use them.
"The baby-killing kaiser, the begin
ner Of poison gas war and liquid flame
war, Is Mortified that shotguns should
be used against him.
"The kaiser has sunk so low that
when he dies he'll need n balloon To
get to hell"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12
Ca|omeI Users! Listen To Me-!
Guarantee D0dSon'S Liver Tone
Your druggist gives back your money if it doesn't
liven your liver and bowels and s~traighten
you up without making you sick.

spoonful and &c II doesn't ~strnighten
you right up and make you feel ans
and vigorous I want you to 90 back to
the store and get your money. Dod-
sons Liver Tone IL destroying the sale
Of calomel because II Is real liver
medicine; entirely vegetable, therefore
II cannot sallvate or make you sick
I guarantee that one spoonful Of
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels Of that sou bile and consti-
pated waste which Is clogging your
system and making you feel miserable.
I guarantee that n bottle OF DOdson's
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam
lily feeling fine for months. Give II to
your children. II Ia harmless; doesn't
grippe and they like Its pleasant taste.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12

Ughi Calomel makes you sick. It's
horrible Take n dose Of the dangerous
drug tonight and tomorrow you may
lose a days work.
Calomel Is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel, when II comes into contact
with sour bile, crashes into 1t. breaking
II up. This Is when you feel that awful
nausea and c%ramping. II you are slug.
gish and "all knocked out" II your
liver Is torpid and bowels c~onstipated
or you have headache. dizziness, coat
ed tongue. II breath Is bad or stomach
sour, just try a spoonful Of harmless
Dodson's Liver Tone tonight.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store and get n bottle Of Dodson's
Liver Tone for a few cents. Take a
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12
HELP CLEAN UP STORES

Women's clubs and others can
, help in campaigns to clean up .
!. food stores by:
Patronizing only stores that
( maintain high standards of
, cleanliness.
) Reporting insanitary condi-
lions In stores to proper author
tiles.
? Discussing the subject at their
; meetings.
! Appointing committees to re-
port on condition OF local stores.
1 Suggesting, through their or
: ganlzation, how storekeepers
!. can improve their standards Of
sanitation.
-x-n-H-h-H-
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12
One on Papa.

Father" said the sharp small boy.
Il saw n deaf and dumb beggar in the
street this morning, and he had m i'm
pediincnt In his speech"
"A deaf and dumb man with an i'm
pediment In his Speech" exclaimed
father. "Don't tnlk nonsense, Ian
celot."
"l'ut he had, father" insisted the
boy.
"One of his middle fingers was miss
Ing"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12
A Marathon TO Berlin,

First Map Gazer-Now tn the
president has answered MaX'S note II
is Gcrmnny'S move.
Second Map Gazcr - Move; why,
man, they're already moving so fast
that It's II question whether they can
slow w enough To know when they
pass Berlin.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12
Winter Exercise.

Considering winter egg production
only. exercise Is not absolutely essen
tial. Much good winter laying has
been done by fiocks with very little
exercise, but such fiocks do not usually
lay as well the rest OF the year. and
II management is wrong at some other
point they are very apt to have more
than their due proportion OF deaths
toward the end of the winter.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12
Alert SUSPICION.

"We won't quit Till the kaiser goes
out of business" remarked the en-
ohutic citizen.
NO" replied Mr.. Dustin Stnx land
what's more wen see to Il that he
doesn't try to start up the same old
shop with u bunch of dummy dIrcc-
;ors,"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12
Appealing to Real Influence.

what Is your objection to me nj Q
son-in-lawf" inquired the young man
with the melancholy expression.
"who told you I didn't like your
asked MFR. Cumrox.
~"Gwendolyn."
"Clever girl. She Is saying that -
ms 10 make you more popular with her
mother"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12
Some SEASONING.

"Ihcy call our American army un-
seasoned troops
"W"ll, they were fairly well mus
tered in, have plenty Of pep and now
everybody admits they are the salt Of
the earth"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12
UPSET STOMACH
PApE's olAPEpsiN At ONCE ENDS
~souRNEss, GAS, AciDiTY,
INDIGESTION.

Don't stay upset! When meals don't
It and you belch gas, acids and undi'
yested food. When you feel Jumps Of
Indigestion pain. fiatulence, heartburn
,r headache you can get instant relief.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12
Got to Shut Him up.

MET your new nelghbors yetf'
mot yet. but l expect to have to
call on them shortly"
"rhat sof'
"Yes. They've got n dog that bowls
all night"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12
ACid-Stomach Victims
Sick!y, Weak, Unfit,
DEPRESSED

Maybe you have IN acid stomach
and don't know ~ There are millions OF
such peoplc-wehk. ailirs. tired. worn
ont and "all IN" before the day Ii half
g~one-listless and indifferent TO their sur.
roundings-often with aches and pains
all over the body-woefully lacking In
physical power and mental vigor-pale.
emaciated-1ust dragging out q weary
existence. Nine out Of every ten OF
these people ARE unconscious victims Of
acid stomach.
Thousands upon thousands OF people
who are subject TO attacks q indigestion
and biliousncss: who are nervous. mel.
ancholy. mentally depressed; who suffer
from rheumatism. lunbago or ~sciatica
yes, even many OF those who Rave
catarrh. ulcer or cancer OF the stomach
n the trouble II traced 10 its source. 10
will often he found to be just acid stom.
ach. For these are only some OF the all.
nents that are caused by what the doc.
tors call supcrncidity, which Is another
name for sour or acid stomach.
What you want to know above all
else II how 20 quickly rid yourself Of ex.
cess acid. A wonderful modern remedy
called EATONiC literally wipes II out.
II does the work easily. speedily and
naturally. II makes the stomach pure,
sweet, cool and comfortable. II helps
you get fun strength ont ~ every mouth.
fl Of good you eat; and unless you DO
get full strength from your food you
cannot enjoy robust, vigorous health.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12

a milkinnn took poison recently and
his doctor evened up an old score 10y
pumping him out.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12

Washington expects 10 vacnn,
homes to be taken owe for war pur
poses.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12

Philadelphia Is to have 800 new
dwellings to be erected by the govern
mcnt.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12

When Baby 10 Teethinv
GROVES BABY OWE MRDICiNR viii eorrec,
the stomach and Bowel troubles. Perfectly harm.
less. See directions on the bottle.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12

No waiting! Pape's Diapepsin will
put you on your feet. AS soon as you
Eat one Of these pleasant, harmless
:nblets all the indigestion, gases, acid
ty and stomach distress ends. Your
druggist sells them. Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12
important TO Mothers

With the advent of universal peace
there will be nothing left for the mill.
tary man but marriage.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12

A woman may say There Is no use
talking" hut she never thinks So.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12

The late fall garden cleaning kills
many insect pests. Burn the trash.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12

London will erect n public memorial
10 American soldiers killed In France.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12

When some men get their freedom
n this glorious land Of the free they
are In the ~cX-convict class.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12

You eat to LIVE. Your life depends on
the strength you get from your food
There II no other way.
EAToNlC IL In pleasant. tasting Tab
let form-just like n bit OF candy. We
urge you--no matter what you have tried
take Eatonic Just one week and nnd
out for yourself how wonderfully tn-
proved you will feel. See how quickly
EAToSIC banlshes the immediate ef-
fects Of acid. stomach - bloat, heartburn.
belching. food repeating. sour. gassy
stomach. indigestion. etc. sSee too, how
quickly your general heahf Improves
how much more you relish your food
how much more easily II Is diecs,cd-hov
soundly you slecp-how nervousness and
irritability disappear. And all simply
because by taking EAToNlC you have
rid your stomach 81 n lot Of excess acid
that has been holding you back and max.
Ing your life miserable.
EArO<lC II absolutely harmless
can be taken by the most delicate. T~ns
OF thousands OF people who have used Il
are enthusiastic In Its praise.
EATONlC II absolutely guaranteed. -
get q big soc box from your druggist. II
u does not help you your money will he
refunded. II your druggist does hot keep
EA1ONl'. send your name and address 60
the Eatonic Remedy COMPANY. lois y.
Wabash Ave. Chicago. H.. and they will
AZ once mail You a 5nc box and you can
send them the money for Il after you re-.
ceiye IL.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12

London has 10000 old age pension
ers.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12

Labrador's area is 100000 square
miles.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1918-12-12
Our Part in Feeding the Nation


tspeciai Information service, United States Department Of A
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1918-02-16

SIN Weifrnmnfrum gu Sanncbef
tdngt ieit pieIsn Jabren aIs biforis
idt NsIicuis eia. Isbtrne 9oie, uni
bic Gd9iGtt bsrfelbsu III fclseube:
Sm JIG. Sabrbunbert. uls be
GtGbit Climbed uno ORerpbs nod
sufammen elm s5iiritenibum bilbeiea,
ods ben Ramsn 0rubenbogen fibrte
regi,rte bprt Ser5os Grid, eiB leibeu,
fhaftliGsr 1yreHno bss fSfiIi4sH Gim-
bsdsr gierts. G1pou iisb Ct F& 6fs
iers cine Tonne auf isin 64Iob
ion,nsu, BATH iebo@ ni9t INNER
bas n5tties Gslb jur Be3abluus.
Gines 9agss boiit Der 6sr5os Gdps
uno psrldnste DON ben Gimbsdsru
Bier, srbislt dber Die Mntbort, bob
sr srif bds friihsr esIisferte btjahItn
folle. gluf biefs meifs etbrdnei, iibtrs
gab Der Strsos feline lsbtrnt 6ofe ben
biirgsrn alS Gauipfano, Bftt d ies
bod ME ipieosr Elm, uao 70 pubtta
bic 9siDDbnfr BON Climbed nf9tS
BeIfsres odraii onlufdngeH, Oh bas
btr5ocIiEe 1eiAfieib ban ED<lfmnns
fsum iu 6SRsopfs avn gfinfut ~
nssafkf
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1918-02-16
g 6Itm m e 2eih e II.

gettIer: n9ie 3eiten finb tuirfli6
idle6t !. feIbft BET gan5 ilingen
&aitsfrmies miro eittem gefagt 6ab
rom Iittagdieu Hi4ts iibrig eebIie.
ts;as iisst..xa iist
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1918-02-16
gufm Ii unterung.

- rad, SrGidein gioin gle sIait.
ben gar nibt, tpie germ ih Sie babe
- Sbnen 5uIieb tonlte ib be groBte
Gununtbeit nro6en"
- ~Seirutben sic mid balt, Serr
gcri6elel~
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1918-02-16
SoIf6e auffoffuns.

Ddnte (auf ben, @nIl su ibreu
9dn5er): sd finbe es iebr issgpeb
Zig bier
Serr: rsSSd aud. M5oIIen mir tlts
nid,t oriifen2"
Rrse; aGber - siein Esx<1~
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-12-12

jors, So captains and 1OS lieutenants
for duty in all branches of the ser
vice. He also said that the football
team averaged 116 pounds and that
the coach thought he would be able
to develop a star end out Of one
legged dental student. He was about
to explain how the rules for the
tatting club worked when the loosely
woven famingo uttered small moan
and vanished In the thin haze or the
October day.
Several months later group OF
work-stained members OF an overseas
Labor Battalion gathered around .
fire that blazed up along the right-o1-
way OF the Paris Mediteranee-Lyons
one Of the prominent railroads OF
France. 1t was chill-and the dr1z'
zle dampened the fading afternoon.
A tall, good looking Yank shiveringly
approached the group. AS he warm
his hands over the blaze he asked for
a cigarette. Luigi Campanilo, an
erstwhile deckhand on q great lakes
boat, furnished the smoke. He also
contributed light. The Yank CRATE.
fully inhaled. AS he did so he mo-
ticed that the fire had been arranged
from boxes that had once contained
overseas equipment and he saw, we'll
described in the glow. the triangular
emblem of the A.E.F.-the dist1nc-
tive mark of the American Expedt-
tionary Forces.
And this Yank was glad the re-
cruiting officer took him. He was
glad for the trip over the big pond.
Glad for the hardships, the bully
beef. the gruff commands. He was
glad for the cold, the rain and the
biting wind. He was glad that he
had not had bath for thirty-three
consecutive days and that he could
count in francs and confines.
He was glad that, even though no
had long been disillusioned, he had
heard the alarm in time to make the
last coach. He was glad that hi@
labors were helping 10 win the war.
He was glad for his calloused hands.
his straw tick, his yellow denim and
his unsavory assignments. He was
glad that, in small way, he was do
ing his bit Then, as Luigi jostIed
him from his reverie and he looked
again into the fire, he was glad that
he belonged to a real fraternity-the
big fraternity, the greatest fraternity
of all, the fraternity that boasted
millions in membership-the fratern-
ity destined to be remembered
through all ages of the world, the
fraternity that was known by the
simple, unjeweled, unpearled and un-
ostentatious emblem-A.E.F.
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-12-12
||E7 ${HI5S!'{4Ht5yj5jsF

Once there was o PVT.
Who, when he roamed the earth
In his STYLEPLUS garb (paid for
BY himseIf) needed no-Con-
Servation and Reclamation hints
AS to care of SAME. But, strangely
enough,
When he transplanted his (more or
less)
Manly frame into U. s. uni
Form (paid for by U. S. he suffered
q sudden
Cessation Of interest in his duties as
Master of his wardrobe. In fact,
His chief ambish seemed to be to get
a line
On the uniform speed record to the
junk pile,
And then bust it. He early pitched
his
Tent at the supply sergeant's door,
and
PeStered that Gent for clothes until
That Gent at last got
Sore and spoke harshly unto the
PVT, rebuking him for seeming to
think
That soldier required the raiment
of . sassiety queen.
So the PVT, after being turned down
on o
Pitiful plea for q new shirt,
Resolved to spite the sup
Ply sergeant. He resolved to become
a mother to
His uniform, and in q ia.
Therly sort of way, he did.
And 10, one day it fell that there
Occurred inspection.
And the supply sergeant, giving
The Once-Over to our PVT's
Wardrobe, said, grudgingly,
well, / suppose you can have that
New shirt now" But the PVT,
Smiling sweetly, responded, "Oh, mo,
Indeed not, for / have taken such
Good care of my last shirt
That it viii do very well
Indeed for some weeks"
The supply sergeant gave
One wild, heart-breaking shrek
OF astonishment, staggered,
Stumbled and swooned. And could
Not speak the rest Of the day.
So, you see,
1T -
PAYS!