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III premio AudifFret
| para Mr.. II. Hoover

PARIS. Septiembre 5.-La Acade-
mia Francesa de Ciencias Poiiticas Y
Morales ha otorgado Z Dir. Her5et
c. Hoover, cl Administrator de VI
veres de los Estados UniGos. el Pre-
MIC Audiffrct. de $4,000.
La recompensa Sc lie ha otorgado
81 fu~ncionario americana. por sus ser
vicios como Administrator deFiveres
en- Be!gica Y Q! territorio de Francia.
ocupado por los alemanes.
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ELOGIAN A LAS TROPAS AME-
RICANAS

Del ssrricio Espeeta. de LA PRENsA."
NUEVA YORK, ~septicmbre l.
Tn telegrama del frente americana de
batalla dice que Ell general ManCln
DECLARE que las tropas americans
son admirables Y que los Estados
Onidos deben sentirse orgullosos de
IA tan honross como ellos
tomaron IA planicie de jourgny, a
rrebatandosela al enemigo IN medic
de una tormenta de fuego.
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mo, y por 10 mismo no Sc expone a ~perderlo' como
les Ia sucedido a aigunos de sus palsanos, quiehes
por error Sc valieron de casas desconocidas y a.
No hay que olvidar que VALE MAS VlEJO POR
CONOCIDO QUE NUEVO o CONOCER' y Ia
Mayo's Money Exchange es la casa mas antigua y
mas graa6e, situada en- la ciudad mas grande del
Estado mas grande del pals mas grande de Ia gran
de America.
~5to.-Porque no importa a que paisano lie pre-
gunte I'd. TODOS y cada UNO le ciran segura-
mente que Ia UN1CA casa en- los Estad"s Ualaos
que lie ofrece tantas ventajas y facilidades para ha-
GER sus envlos &c dinero y de mercancias a c%uaiquier
parte de Mexico, es la MAYO'S MONEY EH-
CHANGE, S23 Z. Houston ST., San Antonio, Te-
zss. Y Que es Ia QUE tiene los precios mas bajos, el
s~ervic:o mas rapiGo y Ia que ofrece las mayores Sc
g~uTidades.
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CHICAGO. m, Sept. 3.-Verda-
deramente c]onsternado ante e. Jefe
de Ia Policia local, porGue IL CAM
cana contra los perros QUE, taato
81 como sus suborGinaGcS, Sc han
echado sobre la espslda, no ha tado.
hasta hoy, los resultados apctecldoS.
No parece sino que los canes Sc
han puesto de acuerdo, Y que algan
bicho maleyolo les da classes aJinadas
para Que ccmetan sus perrerias; por-
que es Ell caso que. no obstante ell
considerable numero de perros que
han caido en- las reGes de IA iustlcia,
con uno solo que ande Ell Ia Gale
basta para poner en- jaque al vecin-
dario.
Aver, por ejemplo, III solo perro
mordi0 g veinticinco personals; que
es tanto COMO ~conservar el promedio
de p~erjuicios, muy po- e1cima g las
tendencias del Jefe dc II Po!icla.
Antes, veinticnco perros daban una
mordida cada uno; pero hog. in solo
oerro da veinticinco mord:das. Lo
que equivale a decir que a los Pc
rios no hay Quien Sc los tantee. Y,
sobre TODD. que Sc observa una estre-
cha solidaridad entire el greinio Ca
nine. que deberia ser aprovechado
en- obras buenas e imitada PGr los
pueblos que Sc ~deSpedazan por cues
tones baladieS.
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Los regionales sc alormrn.

Los r~eglonoleS sc dlofMUN.
La presencia de los rebeldes en- esa
parte del Estado, ha causado Ia alar-
ma consiguiente, pues Sc espera que
comenzaran a poner en- practica las
voladuras de trenes, que en- esa re-
gi0n habian estado a salvo de tales a
tentados.
H2ce cuatro amos que los zapatis-
tas. precisamente cerca de csc punto
asaltaron un tren en- ell que viajaban
mas de veinte periodistas de Mexi-
CO, q~uienes fueron despojados hasta
de su ropa por los asaltsntes que en-
cabezaba un hermano de Amador Sa-
lazar.
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Ell NUEVO PRIMER MINISTRO
HOLANDES.

AMSTERDAM, septien15re o.
Johnkheer Buijs de Beerenbrouck, ei
gobernador de Linburgo, ha sido nom
brado Primer Ministro del RENO de
Holando, por la Su Magestad Ia Rel
ma Cuillermina, segun dice IN dlarlo
de Hertinenbosch.
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preciado por ella.
En- otras fuentes Sc ha dicho que
hay de por medic intereses de los que
manejaba ell desesperado Y que
fueron por el dilapidados siendo pro-
piedad del Ayuntamiento. pero e.ta
especie no ha tenido confirmation
ninguna.
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CASESE:

CstaIoSo Ge dana. msSca-as otr-s
7acioaalidadrS exteasS l.S:s &c he-no-
Sos ncmo-s<.
Mande UN DOLLAR y = ruvearrncs .
vueita de cc-Cso. 9UcStCO SomY.stc. Ga
/. taloSo Matrimonial son dsSs-ipc;0ncs
completes. &c rluchaS j1v-acS : al@u-
nas viu6as, que buscan . IN nRrido
prenoG Y hon=aGo. P1>Gc listed eSclbi-
a cralouicra de eilSS y -oD--aer - f-
liz matrironic CT mGy brev~ tempo.
I Nosotrps. ror rucSt-R pSrtc sSuos per-
SOFAS -~Eonta-ab.S. rC.strO nesorSo
sts b1sado score d hOnraGez y l%-l;iti-
msdaG asi - ,FJe no Gelc Gle II p<Ce-
IL cantidai &c UN DOLLAR silva 6H es-
I ,orho .n urs probable FSLICTDAD MA
TRmONIAL- Escriba hoy G.:sno a:
COSMOPOLITAN CORRESPONDENCE
Up. o. Box ass. Teaice. Cal
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Wees dc auxiiia

Entorces Ia sonora no pudo aguah-
tar Dor mas tempo: vio!entamen-
- eDcendio la luz electrical y lanzo
IN yr;to de horror al encontrarse ca
"a a cara con III hombre enmascara-
DO. cue Nevada en- la eSpalda IN far
10 envrelto en- una tela oScura y qus
emounaba IN cuchillo enorme con el
que lie arlenaabza.
Al grito lanzado por "a sonora, 81
esposo de esta. que Sc ha!!aba en- "a
nabitaci6n Immediate, brinc6 del L.
enc Y Sc precipit0 en- "a hac.tac'on
de 81 esDosa intentando apoderarse
de una pistola que Sc hallaba enci-
TIA de Ia mesa de noche, pero esta ma
niobra fue eviCada por el ladron,
uuien apoderandose rapidamerte de
G;cha arma Y apuntando con ella q
Ia cabeza de Ia criatura que dormla
an IA cuna exclamo con o terri
Die: 81 gritan mato al muchacho.
Tanto Amaya como su esposa que
3aron mudos de terror anJe tan te-
rrible ameaaza. Y el ratero approve
cho aquei momento de estupor del
! matrimcrio para dirigirse a Ia ven
tara. caminanGo de espaldas Y sin
DEAR de apuntar con la pistola 8
Ia criatura, Y a~rrojarSe por el bal
cc1 hacia Ia Gale emprendiendo en-
secrida una deSenfrenada carrera.
.Acuden los vecinos.
FL senior Amaya Sc iba Z lamar
! en- pos del ladron. pero su espoSa Sc
10 impiGio temiendo que al saltar Sc
kic;era dano. pues el balloon esta Z
una regular altura del piso de Ia ca
lie.
Las voces que fueron dadas por A
maya Y su sonora, atraJerol L We
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NUEVA YORK. Sept. 3.-A efec-
10 de que los demas pacientes CUE es-
peran no Sc a~temor!cen, nj Sc lmpa-
cienten. nj sufran dolores de barrl-
ga. Mr.. GARNER Duhlan. prestigiado
dentista de esta ciuGad. ha i~nveata-
do IN sistema por medic del cual, en-
ell momento en- que comienza q en-
traer I'm colmillo a Ia v:cCima, I'm
aparato formidable. compuesto dc
veinte pistones. bccinas, tamoorcs Y
platillos comienza dale cue dale rve
ell ruido. que el doctor hace mas IN
tense 3 MEDIA que los g-itos del pa
ciente Sc asigGnJan Y puedeQ ser
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Jrc ciSitn EoctVrrd.

Hace tres noches. a ESQ de las on
&c Y media. la esposa de Amaya, que
Sc hallaba sola en- su habitaclon, pues
81 esooso duerme en- la contlgua, a.
brio uno de los BALCONIES que dan a Ia
calla de Juarez para que entrara algo
de yiento. pues el calor que Sc sen'la
era sofocante. Y cuando resresaoa a
81 lecho. Sc do cuenta de IN bulto sos
Dechoso que Sc movia en- uno de los
rincones de 81 habitacion.
Como Sc hallaba en- tinieblaS' ia
-c5ora no pudo convencerse de ser
verdad 10 que lie habia parecido a e
LA. asi fue que Sc fue de nuevo a So
lecho. Y va Sc disponia a entregar-
SO al sueno, cuando claramente VIC
Que Ia sonbra aquella Sc movia Y es-
cuch6 ell ruido de unos pasos en- e!
oavimento de su hab;tacion.
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VARIAS Y CURI0SAS

Como cosa en- verdad ex!raordinaria, los perros hacen eau
sa solidaria.-Con tinbales que hacen ruidos estri-
dentres opacar pretende Ell lay! de los pacientes.-
Substitute a los gates y a los perros con ~leopardos
fraidos de los cerros.
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SOBRlNO De NJ.
AMAYA, WCTlMA
De I'm ROBO
40 nera IA

Por Co-r:o. pera IA PEENSA-'
CIUDAD JUAREZ, CH1HUA-
HUA, 81 de agosto.-De I'm robo CO.
metido o toda audacia ACADIA de ser
victiraa ell senior Abe!ardo S. Amaya,
sob-;no de! senior Manuel del mlsmo
arellido cue desempena el quests de
.Iefe del Protocolo en- 81 gobierno de
don Fenustiano Carranza.
e senior Araya. que es empteado
de alta casegoria en- las oficinaS dc
Ia Aduana de eSta ciudad, ocupa una
casa centrica en- Ia Avenida Juarez.
IN Ia que vive con su esposa y un nj
liIo hijo de amoos.
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lower. or how much lower, In fact
they have not even said positively that
it would be fixed, But it is evident
that these southern legislators consid-
er it the height of audacity for the
war government TO even consider lin
iting the sway of King Cotton, The
clique is forcing conferences" on Mr..
Baruch and insisting on seeing the
president about it. Were not these
same senators among those who voted
to fix the price of wheat and granted
the president powers to fix almost any
other price that he saw fit? Evident
ly they think the square deal consists
in letting the north foot the war bill
while their southern planter consti-
tuents roll in war profits of ESQ to 800
per cent Will the women who wear
Bingham dresses approve of this?
Will the patriots who buy gun cotton
approve?
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BACHELOR GIRL REFLECTIONS
Copyright, 1918, .
by the Press Publishing Go.
tNew York Evening World.
BY HELEN ROWLAND.

Copyright 1918 by The Press Publishing Y
DOES fascna
hero
blu
in
reach u ideal"
in the of he
o
sn'ta
only SEEMS
somebody - 'N ~
Just the bewee
all
makes himself benp
o eN 0N""N'
reformed rake bu he
this war had done nothing else for
along without
instead
lite
Womans lovea mirror which a led
ant
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The Jarr Family .. ROY : A.e,n9H11-

ment solitaire again, Cynics hold that
this custom was occasioned by wise
virgins tasting the diamond to see il
it was alum.
Well | suppose I'll have to put up
with it--until we are married. con-
tinucd the engaged young lady but
just let me see Jack Silver stay out
this long without phoning me after
am Mrs. Silver. Maybe he is on a
ship. They don't have telephones on
ships, do they wireless telephones"
why. | never thought Of that" said
Mrs. Jarr with interest. But, then"
and her face clouded, ''if they did
have wireless telephones on ships per-
haps you could get no satisfaction
like telephoning to your husbands Of
flee when they don't know where he
is"
"Oh, dear, oh dear I wish l wasn't
bound by my solemn pledge" sighed
Miss Hickett. "Id renounce Jack
Silver at once, though / died Of
broken heart. But, as I said, have
taken solemn pledge"
You'd better make Jack Silver take
one" said Mrs. Jarr grimly. II am
beginning to feel that he is not very
good associate for Mr.. Jarr."
L won I let you ldlh That way
said Miss Hickett. Besides Jack is
wearing his uniform, and no one is
permitted to serve intoxicants even at
a table where there is a man in uni
form"
We'll then, Mr.. Jarr is safe, too"
said Mrs. Jarr sharply.
Miss Hickett was a sensible girl,
though at times her conversation
might not lead one to believe it. She
dropped the air of injured innocence,
and, in matter of fact tone, remark
ed
"Of course, I'll have to put up with
Jack not keeping appointments so
long as we are engaged, but when I'm
married to him what shall ! do?"
well" said Mrs Jarr, "of course
one is worried to death. especially
when husband has his weeks salary.
But when YOU do see or hear him
coming at last, you turn out the light
and jump into bed and pretend to be
asleep"
"But he may see the light as he
comes up the street-before one puts
it out Maybe he'll know one is not
asleep" said Miss Hickett
."Of course, that's the point" said
the experienced matron. Then he'll
commence to explain but YOU mustn't
answer till you see him weaken and
lose his false confidence and bravado
Then pitch in and give it to him"
ooh, | can hardly wait till I'm mar
ried to tell Jack Silver what | really
think of him." cried the dear girl.
"And | wouldn't care whether he was
a hero or mott"
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THE COTTON CLIQUE.

II at any other times than these a
group of United States senators and
representatives had deliberately COM
bined in a lobby to wage a fight
against the welfare of the nation and
in behalf of a particular section and
a particular industry the howl that
would have gone up would almost
have driven them out of their official
seats. Yet we find that such a lobby
has now been formed in the senate
and national house OF representatives.
A coterie of southern democrats who
have heretofore claimed to be strong
adherents of the administration, food
lowers of the president, whole souled
for the war, are Joined together in
an inner circle or cotton clique.
The members of this clique call
themselves a committee but they are
not committee for they owe their
appointment to none but themselves.
Here are their names: Senator Smith,
Of South Carolina, chairman; Senator
Smith, Of Georgia; Senator Sheppard,
of Texas; Senator Ransdell, of Louis
lana, and Senator Simmons, of North
Carolina; Representatives Lever. of
South Carolina; Heflin, of Alabama
Young, of Texas. and Lee, of Georgia.
The purpose Of this clique is to fight
any move toward fixing prices on old
King Cotton, the highest priced wal
profiteer of all the staples. The clique
has heard that the president and Bar
ney Baruch have decided that 1t is
about time to stop the sky rocketine
of cotton prices. This is the cause OF
ali the excitement and the deliberate
defiance of government war time pro-
cesses by paid servants Of the govern
ment. Up to the present time neither
the president nor Mr.. Barueh has in
timated where the price of cotton Is
going to be fixed. whether higher OF
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IS, 1918
KEEP PACE WITH THEM.

To the pressure of allied armies
which has turned the German retreat
on the western front into what is al
ready in places a rout. Americans
fighting in France are contributing a
glorious share.
Will Americans at home let it be
said that while Americans over there
were pursuing the enemy to his final
defeat the American people on this
side of the Atlantic were slow in back
ing them with the money needed to
shorten the job?
Is it conceivable that Liberty Loan
of $6,000,O00, 600 should not be sub
scribed and oversubscribed in the
United states at a time when the army
of the United States is proving itself
to be worth more than the combined
efforts of all Americans for the next
five generations could raise to meet
its requirements?
No thoughts of victory and peace
buying of Liberty Bonds.
on the contrary, in order that VIC
tory may be brought nearer and won
at the smallest additional cost in
American lives, Liberty Bond subscrip-
tons should he piling up at a rate that
keeps pace with the allied advance
across the fields of France.
Nothing could be surer to strike
complete dismay to German hearts
and hopes than defeat made heavier
with the knowledge that the people
of the United States have subscribed
this $4,000, 100000 war loan with a
readiness which proves how little their
resources have yet been taxed and hoy.
Overwhelmingly is the force they will
bring to bear to secure the only peace
they deem worth having.
Read the rumors of imperial abdi-
cation, the reports of Turkish peace
moves and the news of popular out
speaking in Austria Hungary and
Germany itself;
Cheer the allied troops pushing or
toward the German frontier with the
enemy fleeing before them; --
But don't stop buying Liberty
Bonds
Shorten the road to victory in the
only sure way.
Convince Germany and Austria that
the game is up, that they have moth
ing to gain and everything to lose by
prolonging it.
Convince them Of the power of {
nation of 1O0,0OO,OO0 people who car
raise $4,000, 900. goo as easily as it call:
d million men TO fight and repeat botf
actions as often as may be necessar!
TO gain decisive victory.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-10-18
y. S. Army Hat Styles
Change With Every War

wore sportsmen's caps, ornamented
with bucks tails.
Hats worn by the First Governors
Foot Guards of Connecticut were
closely modelled after those of the
British Grenadiers. They We're of
black fur. cap shaped. with piece of
yellow felt in front. on the side they
were decorated with red plume.
Privates in the Pennsylvania COM
panies wore braid bound hats. The
dragons wore cap shaped helmets.
In the war of 1912 our hats were of
the same style as those of Napoleon s
soldiers, They were of the high
crowned variety, and called shakes
Gold braids and hat trimmings with
plume in front were the decorations.
A braided cord that went under the
chin held the hat on. Another hat
used by the officers was the Chapeau
bras. 1t was three cornered, and
could be folded and carried under the
arm.
During the Indian wars soldiers
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BY EBERT j. BENTON,
Famous American Authority on
European History.



Lens a city of about 5000 inhabi-
tants, is in the center of an extensive
coal field, Before the war some OF
the chief iron and steel foundries and
manufactures of France were located
here. Now according to reports, these
have been dismantled, and their ma
chinery set UP in Germany. Lens will
take a place among the famous mar
tyrs of the great war.
Whenever Europe has been at war,
Lens with its neighbors in Flanders,
has been the center of the struggle.
In 1913 the prince of Condo won a
decisive victory over the Spaniards at
Lens, and brought the Thirty Years
war to an end. 1t was the end of a
war which had cost Germany a third
of its population and enormous vast
age of warfare. AS a result in the
century in which the surplus popula-
ton of England was founding empires
overseas destinued to become the
envy of the Hohenzollerns. Germany
was slowly recovering from the Thirty
Years war.
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RESTOCKING THE WORLDS
RARNYARD.

The war is said to have slain already
per cent of the entire worlds popula-
ton; and many more than that have
been physically hurt, The wara has
made yet larger inroads on the do
nestle livestock population, for ac-
cording to the United States food ad-
ministration there are one hundred
and fifteen million fewer meat ami
mails in the world than there were at
the opening of the year 1914. This
includes cattle, sheep and swine only,
not fowls. Fowls have suffered yet
more severely. The domestic fowl
population of France and Belgium is
said to be we'll nigh eXterminated.
The close of the war will find
Europe almost destitute of meat and
dairy animals and no substitute on
earth can take their place, nor can
they be replaced in a short run or
years. Livestock cannot he multi
piled by the mardate of congress. The
increase of herds is long, slow pro-
cess. The history of the beef and
wool industry the United states IL
Illustrates this. In the face Of a high
meat and wool market for years our
beef herds have hardly held their own
ard the sheep population has seriously
shrunk. Nor can these tendencies be
quickly overcome by higher markets
and protective laws. AS herds multi
ply satisfaction goes on steadily by
reason of food demands and the re-
lection of the unfit. 1t will take more
than a human generation fully to re-
stock the sheep, beef and dairy herds
of the world.
During that time the chief source
O livestock will be the United States;
and until the world is producing Its
full ration Of dairy products, America
will be selling these abroad. The fact
is so obvious that any American
farmer may feel safe in making pres
ent plans on the expectation of good
market for everything his barnyard
can produce during his lifetime. con-
sumers must also adjust themselves to
the thought of high range of prices
for all the meat, milk, butter and
eggs they will eat from this time on
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-10-18
HOW YANKEES work IN
FRANCE.

(Robert NJ. Mcbride in Leslic's).
Our American forces have already
built across France a greater and
more efficient system of telephone and
telegraph service than exists either in
Italy or Spain. The French service
before the war was inedquate. How,
then, could we hope to use 1t? SO
we have our own wires, and strung,
not on their poles, but on poles of our
own, offices of our own, with switch
boards of our own, and greatest joy
of all-operated by hello girls of our
own! We have put UP along our lines
of communication in that fanshaped
territory of ours in France 10000
miles of wire-enough to circle the
earth tire times.
At the beginning the drawled Are
you there?" of the English operators,
or the even more leisurely "Que YOU
ies-vous?" of the French operators,
or their broken English, What eet
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In our past wars there were no
such things as flying shrapnel, or air.
planes that dropped darts of steel on
the soldiers below, so American SOL
diers wore ordinary army hats. But
modern warfare has made it neces-
sary that soldiers wear helmets of
steel.
In the Revolutionary war our SOL
diers hats were of many designs. One
of the most common was the cooked"
hat made of black or brown felt and
turned up on the sides to form three
corners. The Virginia rifleman wore
brown felt hats with one side turned
up and the Maryland rflfemen brown
fur trimmed hats.
The hat generally worn by the New
York rangers or rflemen was of black
felt, cap shaped, turned up in front,
with a plume. Sometimes words were
marked on the front, such as Lib
erty," death" etc. Soldiers in the cav
airy or Light Horse" of Philadelphia
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GIVE YOUR BANK BOOK n
SERVICE STAR.

The man with lots of curiosity
stared at the little cash register IN
the corner drug store. His curiosity
was aroused by the tiny paper service
flag pasted on the front and boasuhs
a pair of blue stars,
Finally he addressed the Druggist
you are in hard luck to nave los'
two of your cashiers to the army
What branch are they in?"
Two cashiers? In the army
Whadeye mean?'
"Those two service stars on your
cash register-don't they stand io'
two clerks gone to war;
ooh. Ha. Clerks in the army noun
ing, Those two service stars st ill10l
for NV two $500 Liberty Bonds tha'
came out of that little old cash regis
Ter and Joined Uncle Sans treasury
department.! some idea, Ell! res
and there's going to be lou lno''
stars in that flag before | quit
Some idea, indeed! Send your sur
plus dollars to war if you cant sent
a son. If you have sent son SEM
all the more dollars after him TO pe
sure he's well fed and clothed
If YOU can't have a service rag II
your window, it's your duty as al
American to put service stars on YOU
cash register and your pank poo'
wherever they will stick