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Morris tribune., 1918-12-06

Now is the time\to have your tires
repaired and retreaded. Lee & Ware
do guaranteed work. ct.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. M. Arvig enter
tanned number of friends at six
o'clock supper Sunday evening.
B. Dalgarno received message
last week stating the his wife was
very sick with influenza, and he i'm
mediately left for Canada to be with
her.
One marriage license was issued
this week by Clerk of Court Gilbert.
Otto Shuttuom of Big Stone county,
to Miss Signe Hendrickson of Stew
ems county.
If you have not seen the quality
line of Christmas cards, you have not
sen the finest cards made. They cost
little more, but are worth it. The
H. B. Lund Store. adv.
Joe Gaffney was taken very sick
Monday with influenza and was con-
fined to his room at the Merchants
until yesterday, when he was able to
get up, but is still quite weak.
The annual election Of Golden
Sheaf Lodge of Masons was held
Tuesday evening at the hall and the
following were elected: Harry
Adams, w. M; o. o. Bye, S. W.; H.
E. Stensland, J. W.; VIM. Cooley, Jr.
Sec.; John Eddy, Sec.; John House,
trustee for three years. The Wor-
shipful Master made the following
appointments: w. D. Witwer, S. D.;
Walter Terrell, J. D.; Charlie Hill,
S. S.; Chas. Burpee, Tyler, VIM.
hope, Marshal. Mr.. Adams plans to
make things lively in the lodge this
winter and already has several plans
under way.
Morris tribune., 1918-12-06

Now is the time\to have your tires
repaired and retreaded. Lee & Ware
do guaranteed work. ct.
Morris tribune., 1918-12-06

Ford touring car, $500; also q
number of other used cars for sale
cheap. Lee & Ware. ct
Morris tribune., 1918-12-06

Mr.. and Mrs. S. M. Arvig enter
tanned number of friends at a six
o'clock supper Sunday evening.
Morris tribune., 1918-12-06

e. Slawson is very sick with in
fuenza at his home.
Morris tribune., 1918-12-06

On account of several Of the oper-
ators being sick at the local North
western Telephone Office Miss Nc
Bride of Sank Center and Miss Bower
of Litchfield came here to relieve the
situation. Both of these young la
dies returned to their homes yester-
day.
Morris tribune., 1918-12-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Zahl received
wire from their son Lawrence Mon
day stating that he had just arrived
in New York from England. He left
on Nov. rs and was just one week
on the water. He is now at Camp
Mills and should be home by Christ
mas
Morris tribune., 1918-12-06

Just received new line of Pic
ture Frame Moulding. Bring in
your pictures and let me frame them.
J. A. Ringness adv. 1850.
Morris tribune., 1918-12-06

L. G.. Morley of Minor, N. D., was
a visitor in Morris last week. He
was formerly manager of the Geib-
Carl Lumber Co. in this city and
later travelling auditor for the same
firm. He now has charge of several
yards in North Dakota for the Geib-
Carl people.
Morris tribune., 1918-12-06

Mrs. J. r. Kruger is sick with the
influenza this week.
Get your Christmas cards and
booklets at the Lund Jeweler Store.
adv.
Morris tribune., 1918-12-06

Cars at cost. We need the floor
space and offer two new MaxwelIs
and one new Chalmers at cost If
taken before Dec. Is. Also a num-
Der Of used cars at bargain prices.
Come in and see them. Lee & Ware,
Morris, MINI. 48-49.
Morris tribune., 1918-12-06

Private Ivan Frederickson, one of
the limited service draftees who has
been assisting in the local draft
board office went to Cobben, Mimi,
to spend Thanksgiving with his par
ents. He returned to Morris Monday
and expects to receive orders soon
which will muster him out of the SER
vice for good.
Several cases Of Influenza broke
out at the Agricultural School this
week, mostly among the boys, but the
school has been kept open and the
situation is not considered serious.
1t is thought that two boys who had
the disease came back to school too
soon and brought the germs with
them. Miss King Is the only men,
Der of the faculty who is sick and
the students only have slight cases.
Skating and ice-boating has been
at its height on Lake Crystal for
the past two weeks and the fact that
there Is no school, the lake has been
well patronized by the young folks.
Even the older people have been en-
joying' the sport when they could
get away from their duties and
Thanksgiving Day both old and
young were at the lake. The ice was
Ane and the skating will be good un-
til the snow spoils It. - - Z.
Morris tribune., 1918-12-06

Walter Bengtson returned home
from Camp Dodge last week, after
being in the service for four months.
He speaks very highly of the treat
ment he received in the army and
liked it fine. He said the drilling
was quite strenuous at times, but
he would enlist again if he had the
chance.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
Little Interviews
New Garage REGULATIONS Release Is Men Here For The War
Women Getting Taste OF Business In War Stamp Selling

hut in overseas duty. according 10
what 7 understand Adjt. Gen j. A
Harley said in san Antonio this week
said Lieut. H =. Long, authorized re-
cruiting officer here Il undersLan
Gov. Hobby has a letter from the war
denartment saying that the Texas in
fantrv brigade forming is being or
canized for general service and par
ticularlv for overseas service This
is an exceptional opportunity for Fl
Paso men to serve The company IS
going ahead and we appreciate the
endorsement Of Rotary and other busi-
ness men. AS soon as our city troop
is fully federalized we hope TO have
our top sergeant on duty at the ar
mory in the courthouse TO take care
Of an enlistments. The way they are
coming in is quite gratifying
ssThe efficiency Of the Y n C. A.
training and the FL Paso climate is
proved" said S j. BRENT, general sec
rotary Of the central Y NJ. c. A. J. A.
Coleman, an employe Of the electric
railway Of this city, who made MS
home at the Y, and who left for New
Orleans where he viii enter the navy
last winter was discharged from the
army on account Of underWeight and
some lung trouble He went to the
central Y last December, entered into
the physical training, and by taking
proper care Of his health, gained II
pounds and met all requirements
necessary to enter into the navy
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
HOROSCOPE
s4TTRDAY, july =, 191a

A sTROLOGERS read this as an IN
n important day. The sun and Nep-
tune are slightly adverse
Under this configuration there may
be a sense Of lethargy and Teariness-
For this reason a positive attitude OF
the mind should be cultivated
1t is not an suspicious rule under
which to make plans or TO act on
those already made
While this conformation prevails, IT
is also likely TO be sensitive TO IN
pressions that are sad or disco ~ ~
ing. For this reason 10 is the ou-y
Of all TO hide sadness and 10 De e
cheerful as possible
When Neptune is adverse many
misapprehensions and misglFlnss are
likely to prevail All occultlsls en-
phasize the danger OF pessllnLalll OF
criticism at this time.
There is indication Of eXcitmenr IN
regard to the sea There may be some
sort Of a naval battle. but nothing OF
great moment is indicated
Great growth OF the sort OF patriot
ism capable OF sacrifice is propneslea:
Women are warned 10 beware OF
personal ambitions and small rivalr1es
that may diminish their usefulness IN
war work.
In the midst OF experiments with
many new vocations women viii learn
their limitations and cease TO waste
effort in futile ways. astrologi1ts pre-
dict
Fires are foreshadowed- Public
buildings and hotels seem TO be most
menaced-
Washington comes under a plane
tary government that seems TO pres
age accidents extraordinary as TO
cause world wide interest
Persons whose birthday 70 Is should
avoid speculation and safeguard thei-
money. They may have business
auxieties. but by close application to
work they may escape losses.
Children born on this day are likely
to be kind and affectionate and great
favorites. These subjects Of Leo
usually succeed best when employed
Copyright. 1918. by Mcclure News
paper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

GcTHE Observance Of the new regu-
] Izuons governing the closing
OF automobile repair garages, and
service stations On Sundays and at 6
o'clock at night viii release about
% men for war work. said J. W.
EfrIpatriclz. This is a great move
and viii help the government more
than the average person believes. 1t
is estimated that between 1900 and
$4,000 skilled workmen viii be re-
leased over the United States by a
strict observance Of the closing laws
This means a small army OF skilled
mechanics acquainted with the repair
Of automobiles viii be released and
VIII be ready I am enthusiastically
in favor Of the move"
after the war is over the women
Of this land are going 20 have bet
ter knowledge Of business, and viii
be a large army OF economists said
lirs A. s. Peatross- Take those who
solicit i'm the neighbOrhOod war stamp
societies. many Of them had never got
a taste Of what the business world
was, until they entered into the work
Of war savings and they enjoy II.
THAT the Germans have CONNER
cialized the study Of English was
proved to me during a stop In Berlin
some years ago" said r. H. Dudley
Il was registered at the Kaiserhof
hotel and became lost one day. I drew
q diagram Of the square the hotel was
located in and indicated on the dia-
gram the hotel I showed this TO a
police officer, explaining in dumb
language that was lost To my sur
prise, the officer said. you must be
stopping at the KaiserhOf' What are
you doing talking English asked in
ast0uishmeut. It's part Of the civil
service rules he replied. This sec
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
Little InterOiews

ton lives on Americans and Engllsn-
men and every officer is required 70
know English in fact, many Officers
in other parts of the city know the
language, and II they didn know
10. they are posted as TO where 70
find a person who can interpret You
can never be lost in Berlin if you see
an officer. However. as 10 foreigners
learning German. the German peo-
pie uses its language as means Of
conveying its propaganda and so / am
opposed to the spread Of German
among our people"
NO governor except SuIzer. Of New
York. was ever lmpeached in this
country until Ferguson's time. said
r =. Thomson Never until last
year have we had In Texas a COVER
nor who sought 10 make a private
snap Of a public trust. Tt behooves
the people Of Texas. therefore, TO
keep this individual from again Sc
curing high office
Results are already being received
from the preserving demonstrations
being conducted by Miss Lou STALL
man. and there is a big demand for
valley grown fruit. as a result" said
George r LeBarOn. several hum
dred people are now in the valley
picking the fruit and there is a de-
mand for more as the demand for the
fruit grows. The regulations govern
ing the sale of sugar have retarded
the preserving somewhat, but many
FL Paso housewives are preserving
pears and plums and many more are
planning to preserve peaches and the
later fruit The crops in the valley
are good and there is every indication
that this viii be a banner year for
valley farmers"
"El Paso's new infantry company
viii not be used for border service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
I'd GONE u L 80.


I'D GONE to the depot.
TO MEET a train
AND WAS sitting there.
on ONE OF the benches
AND a man came in
AND SAT down
WITH A lot Of parcels
AND GOT up
AND WENT away.
AND ONE Of the parcels.
HAD OOzED something.
ALL OVER the seat
AND IT looked sticky.
AND A fly came.
AND GOT all messed up
N WHATEVER it was.
AND IT made me sick
AND I moved away.
To ANOTHER seat
AND JUST then.
THERE WE'RE three women =
GAME INTO the place.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
PeddIer Willing To Be
President AtS2aDau

Springfield. Ill, July 26.-Twsnty
years ago Louis Saizman wanted TO
be president He was willing 10 take
the job then for 81 a day As a can
didats he so announced on large post
ers attached 10 a fruit peddlius
wagon he drove through Indiana Bur
there appeared to be some hitch. He
was found 10 be an unuaruralized
Russian. An this Salzman confided
10 the federal judge here who re-
Gently gave him his final citizenship
papers.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
Heartless Thief Takes
Chris WaLPsLeftLeq

Tuba CITY. Calf, July 25.-Chris
Wall is looking for his left leg and
seeking revenge on the man who stole
IL. Wall and a companion we're camp
ing on Feather river. and for conTen-
fence Wall removed his left leg, which
was cork, and set 10 against a tree
While he was asleep that night the
leg disappeared along with other
camp goods. Wall had TO hop back
to town "ou one
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
Uncle Walls Denatured Poem.
Careless Stacking

i'm stopped touring the motor while handing
ajar pushed hot language
from his throat for minutes seventeen and all the time his IDLE boat was
wasteful
thus throughout the land would make lake guess Ere long
I unconscious
Ill nens; Jones feeds string
pups Grips buys garments than he
those Teuton
dvheu pile,
Copyright by Matthew Adams WALT MASON
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

- -
AND L went back
TO WHERE / was sitting.
AND IN a minute or two.
THERE WERE two girls.
and A little old man.
AND 1 got TO them.
JUST N time.
To GIVE them warning.
AND By that time.
I WAS feeling foolish.
AND I made Up my mind
1T WASN'T, my business.
TO SIT there
JUST TO keep people.
FROM soILINe their clothes.
AND I sat down.
WITH MY back to the bench.
AND TRIED to read.
But couldn't
BECAUSE AL the time.
1 COULD see people.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
ShrieBing Siren Clues
Thoughts Of An Raid

Madison. Wis. July 26--Wheu TIE
valve on a locomotive whistle sud
denly became Wedged and detied the
best efforts OF roundhouss employees
10 loosen it. all Madison was aWak-
eued By the shriekinE siren and
IMAGINED everything was happening
from q great fire TO a German air
raid The whistle ceased when the
steam in the locomotive boiler was
exhausted
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
Free Information

Each reader OF The III Paso
Herald is offered the FREE and
unlimited use Of the largest IN
formation Bureau in the world
1t can answer practically any
question you want to ASH but pc
cannot give advice, nor make eL-
haustive research
The FL Paso Herald pays for this
splendid service in order that
every one Of its readers may take
free advantage OF it. You are well
come TO use il as often as YOU like
Write your request briefly. sign
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BUREAU.
Frederic j. Haskins Director
Washington, ID. c.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
NamesM The Ne1os

The Foreign LeEion-is a body Of
men from every quarter Of the globe
who have volunteered their services
20 France. The name was originally
applied TO a legion OF aliens serving
in Africa under the French nag.
which becamem a resort for adven-
turers Of all nationaEties. With the
outbreak OF the war it was greatly
increased in numbers and has made
an enViable record for itself
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
RUSSIAN GRAND DUKES
KIDNAPPED. SAYS MOSCOW

Amsterdam. Holland. July ga
dispatch from MOSCOW to the Cologne
Volks ZeitunE. says that an unidenti-
fled band recently broke into the resi-
dence Of the former grand dukes
IgnOr. Constantine and Ivan Con-
stantinOvitch. and Serge Michelovitch.
and carried them of
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
Young Warriors Drop
Bomb" From Viaduct

Paris, Ill, July 26-Standing on the
top OF a viaduct crossing a road near
here Roy Thompson and Marion HoVis,
youthful aviator aspirants. dropped
an empty ''bDmb" cylinder on q pass
ing automobile. They were emulatiug
European air raiders. The cylinder
Erazed the head Of a woman occupant
The boys were arrested
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
THE ALLIED COUNTER OFFENSIVET
BREAKS THE. HOPES OF THE ENEMY

Of engagement without Remember the United
States has had troops the line for than twohrds
If wear IN which time every German attack mas been
broken up and every forward movement Of the Americans
has been put through and then maintained No wonder that
The lilies are graed now that American troops are get
ting into action on really large scale. They have won
eveIv small encounter They helping France WIN
big one And American fighting is so worrying the Ger
mans FRAT their co1nunoues dare not mention the Amen
cans except as @the enemy"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

CeEVER'TI1IE I keteh up on tn war
l. have Z stop an wait around a
couple O. days Z find out how some
new strategic point IS pronounced" said
Tell Binkley, t'day. Some folks have
a fine sense O. rumor.
Copyright National Newspaper Service
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

Tomorrow being the last Saturday
Of the month. carriers VIII present
bills for July collections Subscribers
will please note and be ready for the
boys
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

Men who get fat fees from breweres should not wait
until the day they ready to make speech to 60 and
buv their Liberty bonds They ought also to contribute
to the Red Cross before charging anybody else with
Stacking.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

Where Is Claude Hudspeths "bil of health" from the
IoeaI Red Cross? WHY can't he get a statement from
Dr. W L Brown president showing WHAT he did to help
the Red Crosse
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

HudsDeth demanded that Cobb show what he has done
fo the Red Cross If Hudspeth has contributed TO the
Red Cross It is trouble for him 10 support ms on
Statement that he has lust as Mr. Cobb dd-by producing
4 statement from DE- Brown.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

If all Of Hudspeth's SUPPORTERS supported him as
W W Turney is supporting him, wouldn't he 60 to con
ress fast? M Turney left FL Paso five days before the
primary on pleasure trip California Hereafter vote
for Hudspeh viii not rise up to plague him or MS pont-
icaI career.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

WHY send to congress man who opposes two principles
to which the washington administration is committed
suffrage and prohibition?
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

vim bssnlt Hu5speth produced a written statement
from the Rio Grande Valley bank that he possessed BE
FORE MONDAY the batch Of Liberty bonds he flashed
Monday night?
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

Our second million troops will be in France before
its present lick
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

There Is some ground to hope that he sustalns many
more disasters the clown ounce Of Germany VIII be Jared
off the family tree.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

The weather bureau sticks to its convictions and pre-
diets @fair" weather if there IS shower every q
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

Camoufage stuff is the attempt Of $4,000 Germans to
act like they were sony they were captured
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

Hail to the day when FL Paso has cheap water; when
the city won't penaze people who have trees lawns ana
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

Hudspeth started the questions Why hasn't he proved
WHEN he bought that bunch Of Liberty bonds ne Ianea
in Cleveland square Monday night9
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

What with the income and profits taxes and all
that they're beginning to call them the eternal revenue
collectors But who cares, long Fritz gets licked!
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
Short SnatCheS
From EUe7y1ghene

Dollars may not 80 as far as for
merly. but they 80 faster.-FIorida
Tlmes-Uuion.
Talking Of safety zones, kaiser's
family seems well supplied.-Wall
Street Journal
Keep the dinner horn blowing. and
the rest Of the Austrians viii flock in.
Chicago Tribune
Americas vital need is fewer lynch
iugs and more launchings--Sp SPRING
field Republican
= Ii can be little consolation now 20
Austria TO reflect that she started il
all-BaItimore American
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

Mr. Hudspeth VIII find that although he floutsd the
women of Texas their votes viii rise up to haunt him
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

Another of wilhelm's pipe dreams relates to the il
vasiou OF India.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

It's better for man not to have done things than t
have done things wrong have done the wrong things
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

True to his name, Gen Won Below is now at the bot
tom Of the heap.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

If the ribbon counter clerk is mPOHts is that counter
offa
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

That Marne river always unlueky place fol
I Cam
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

'uishes readers free q
any and all subjects
z resources OF the va
lngress and the many
Three cents n post
e Information wanted
/, J. Faskin. Direetsr,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

al wear in which time every German attack mas been
broken I'D and every forward movement Of the Americans
has been nut through and then maintained No wonder that
the allies are gratied that American troops are GET
ting into action really large scale !hey nave Won
every small encounter They now helping France ln
big one And American fighting Is so worrying the Ter
mans that their comuniques dare not mention the Amen
cans except as "the enemy
Camoufage stuff is the attempt Of $4,000 Germans to
act like they we're sony they were captured
If the ribbon counter clerk is mPOHe is that counter
offensive?
If all of Hudspeth's SUPPORTERS supported him as
W W Turuey is supporting him, wouldn't he go to con
gess fast? M Tuey left FL Paso five days before the
primary pleasure trp to California hereafter Vote
for Hudspeh viii not rise up to plague MN OF MS punt
ical career.
Why send to congress man who opposes two principles
to which the Washington administration IS committed
suffrage and prohibition?
Hail to the day when FL Paso has cheap water when
the city won't penaze people who have trees lawns ana
flowers
Where is Claude Hudspeth's chill of health" from the
local Red Cross? WHY can't he get statement irom
Dr. W L Brown president, showing WHAT he Old 10 heiP
I the Red Crosse
It's better for man not to have done things than to
have done things wrong to have done the wrong tnns
The weather bureau sticks to its convictions and pre-
diets fair weather even there is shower every "a
hours.
BussDsth demanded that Cobb show what he has done
fo- the Red Cross. HudsPeth has contributed 70 lne
Red Cross trouble for him to support ms own
Statement that he has lust Nj. Cobb did-by producing
statement from d.. Brown.
There Is some ground hope that If he sustans many
more disasters the ounce Of Germany VIII De lIeu
off the family tree
That Marne river always was unlucky place for
Germans
Nj Hudspeth VIII find that although he floutsd the
women Of Texas, their votes viii rise up to haunt hin
What with the income and excess profits taxes and all
that they're beginning to call them the eternal revenue
collectors But who cares so long as trtz gets hAea:
True to his name Gen. Below is now at the bot
tom Of the heap.
Hudsush started the questions Why hasn't he proved
WHEN bought that bunch Of Liberty bonds ne fanea
in Cleveland square Monday night?
Our second million troops viii be in France before
Christmas energized war department keeps up
its present lick.
WHY hasn't Hu5speth produced written statement
from the Rio Grande Valley bank that ne possessed Be
FORE MONDAY the batch Of Liberty bonds he flashed
Monday night?
Another of wihelms pipe dreams relates to the in
vasion OF India
Men who get fat fees from breweres should not wait
until the dav they are ready to make speech to 60 and
buy their Liberty bonds They ought also to contribute
che IN