Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-07-07
Oklahoma Outbursts
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! Oklahoma OHtbur8tS
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Tho husband ~ MuBkogee war
bride Of two wceks has already been
arrested for speeding
a wind storm the other night blew
tho 2ripplcs Off OWass6 lake and un-
rooted the Santa fc Depot
J. =. lawyer In just plain farm
or In Usage county who was mover
even a candidate for justice Of the
peace.
The Pawhuskn Capital calls the
attention ot Oklahoma aspiranta "a
Iiowlaud Rave, who iB a candidate
for office IN Missouri.
That Wichita minister who hat
Just sent a Consigumcut of cigarettes
TO hia Eoldicr Hon In France is In
for "a lot NJ future trouble.
Jim Davenport IN hts political ad-
yrrtiEcmeuts throws IL rock AT some
one lie Eays That hc "hag no broth
crs upon whose reputation ho can
campaign"
a writer I'm the oklahoma city
Times has foDud out from cKpericnac c
that oven IT, holiday in bone-dry
times leaves a dark brown taste for
tho morning after.
Oklahoma city has now under
taken to curb the rxubcTant spirits
Of the ncwsboys First thing you
know Oklahoma city viii be II safe
and quiet place to live.
Tho rIrl on South Main wants 10
know II anybody clRe has noticed
how the old fellows have pcrkcd up
sine" 80 many young men nave been
called away by the draft
A MuskoRco preacher who re-
signed his pnst0rate "A few months
ago 10 enter the mining game has
returned 10 tho ministry In an lni-
nois church, Reasons not stated.
Speaking NJ changes that time
brings about. ana the effect Of the
cleanup crusade. we notice that n
dance hall In Oklahoma city ls to be
converted into business college.
So many flour hoardcrs have bcon
made TO disgorEc IN MuBkuEee that
there Is now flour for everybody.
city residents may buy two pounds
week, per person, and rural resi-
dents are allowed four pounds a
week per person,
We have given the Usage journal
credit for originating tho headline.
Davenport n sure winner" but now
comes tho Claremore Progress. pub
lished on the same day, with tho
same headline and story
Miss Victoria Lylcs. candidate for
uperintcndent OF public instruction
In Wagner county, has brushed
away the cobwebs OF error and
isundorstanding' by sending to the
Coweta Times the usual feo for pollt-
ical announcements.
Miss Mary McDougal OF Sapulpa
Is at the head OF the magazine pub
AA'AAN h'HhA NihFUA luI lIt NANluHul
food administration. We wish to say
now that none OF tho constructive
criticisms that have appeared In this
column was directed at her depart
ment
The Waukomls Hornet Is for IIor
ace q. McKeever for governor and
does not caro- who knows It. and
anybody who intimates that he
would not make god governor is
going to feel the Hornets stlnger.
That is Just how every one who
knows Horace Mckeeyer feels about
Il.
Another one OF the kaiser'a lies has
been nailed by the food administra-
tor OF Muskogco county. Some one
started n report that there were no
wheat buyers In that county. and
tho food administrator publishes the
names OF five firms in Muskogee who
will buy all the wheat offered.
Tho Osags Journal. which prideE
itself on being some guesser, guesses
that tho withdrawal of Shoemaker
and Morgan from the race in the
First congressional district makes
Jim Davenport sure winner. 1t
should he kept in mind. however, that
tho friends of Il. u, Howard have n
different view OF the situation,
Tho Pawhuska Capital has thrown
all poetical sentiment into the melt
ing pot, and with the memory ofahot
days still burning, observes that
June is gone, and We are glad OF IL.
We didn't see a rare day In June
they were all done turned over
and completely baked
The attorney general OF Kansas
has handed down an opinion that
"A wheat crop cannot be mortgaEed
before IL IL sown. The attorney
general OF Kansas ought to consult
some Oklahoma and Texas farmers
who used to mortgage their cotton
crops for three and four years in
advance, anu find out how they
did II.
An amazing thing happened In
Okmulgce n day or two ago. A junk
dealer frankly confessed his knowl-
edge OF thicvery amounting IN the
past few months TO quarter Of n
million dollars, The amazing thing
about It is that heretofore the public
has assumed that all junk dealers
were honest
Tho oklahoma City Times explains
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