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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-03-20

NEW YORK, March l9.-Dr. Lewis
Clement, indicted as a swindler In con-
nection with his claim that he had dis
covered = substitute for gasoline, gave
demonstration to-day. under the
watchful eye OF representative from
District Attorney swans Office. in
which an automobile ran smoothly
with his formula as fuel
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-03-20

WASHINGTON. March ls.-Hot!y re-
plying to Representative Long
worth's attack on President Wilson as
seeking "dcspot!c" powers under the
war financing corporation bill. Repre-
sentative yelling, OF Utah. this after
noon charged the Ohioan's motive wa.
to place some one within the family
circle" in the White House
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-03-20

WASHINGTON. March ls.--Presid ,nt
wilson is understood TO have informed
Senator William Ii, King. of Utah, to-
day that any discussion in Congress
Of Japnn's proposed plan TO intervene
IL Asiatic Russia would be most en-
barrassing TO the administration
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-03-20

PARIS, sunday, March Il. The
French submarine Diane. not having
been heard from for 4 long time. is
considered as lost. ii was officially
announced to-day
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-03-20
DEPORTATION WARRANT
FOR SPY QUARTET
Mime. Storch, Beautiful Hctraycr of
Nations Secrets, Goes Pale
When Told of Action.
MAY FACE FIRING SQUAD
Documents Found May Mean Delay
III Holo Pasha'S Execution Until
Accused Persons Claiming French
Citizenship Arrive in France.

NEW YORK. March l9-Thc ,ink-
hing laugh with which young and beau
tiiul Nine. Dcspina Davidovi,ch Storch
was said to have accepted her arrest
yesterday as a spy was .tilled to-day
when she was Informed that a prcsiden-
tal warrant had been issued for her
deportation and tina, OF her alleged con-
federates. and that If convicted in
France she may face a firing squad
me turkish born wonans dark checks
bianched. and she became silent
With Nine Storch at Ellis Island
awaiting deportation are the mys,er-
ious Nine. Elizabeth Charlotte Nix and
the young Baron Henri de Bcvillc. son
OF a French nob!eman OF unqucstioned
loyalty Count Robert dc Clairmont.
the fourth person named in the war
rant. is under arres, in his apartments.
lie is too i'll TO be moved. as vas asccr-
tanned by physician sent by Federal
authorities TO his apartment to-day
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-03-20

CHICAGO March ls.-The Universi;,
Of Chicago to-day rescindcd the dcgre
of doctor OF laws conferred upon Coun
Won Berns;orn in 1911
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-08-03
Crown Princes Right
Falls; Left Collapses
Germans Are Thrown Back Full Two
Miles West of The Rheims---T euton
Forces Are Fleeing, With Americans
in Hot Pursuit Yanks Have Gained
Five Miles in Places.

Paris August 2Soissons is in allied hands So is Ve
Tardenos The princes right has caved in It j.
swinging back Imply anaessley like cut off at tho
shoulder His left is coapslng Vile its southern pillar
it, hinge west of Rheims has been reshed of joint
FIT miles the Germans have been thrown back there
Tho and Gueux longer theirs Down at the apex the
princes front the There and the lower end
the Teuton right Americans the fore five miles have been
gained in places The box has become huge wv shaped
running front Everywhere the allies attacking pursuing
shaken off his heels his back again his sides Fochs
pincers contracting, and contracting fast.
stand on the Vesle? There be thought Of il.
What worries the prince tonight whether stand
the Asne But what him is whether he can
get his legons of the trap The scissors RHEIMS line the
trap door 1t is no longer all open The German shoulders
that for weeks guarded have been bent rdy bent At
and west of Rheims allied army squeezing itself
the door, they pushing threatening to close it.
Back to the road of the ladies' which they dashed
Mach Paris May 27 the field grey But
from the bottom Of the sack is long weary deadly way
the Aisne and the shelter of the Chemin Des Danes fully
twenty miles The tanks that fasty covered the
fer many days of savage battle failing last Foch
threatens TO tie the sack long before those hurried thousands
below the Vesle get out Frederick William prince
Of Prussia the nx of the German army faces at close
quarters the debac that the world had believe
escaped.
Americans took part prominent part the dash into
Soissonsthe greatest surprise of the whole battle only
to the allies but the Germans themselves It Yankees
who July IS advancing breast breast with pors
chased the Germans back within mile of city th helped
today
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-08-03
Johnson Hearing
Begins Tuesday
Verdict OF Coroner's Jury Fails to GtyoF
Cause for Shootins-Accused
Woman Is Batled

The coroner's jury yesterday sSasA%
ing, after hearing the evidence IN o.
case of Mrs. Annie v. Johnscn
charged with shooting her husband
John Johnson. returned a verdict that
Johnson came to his death from Il
bullet wound inflicted by his wife.
The case of Mrs. johnson. called n
police court yesterday. was dxed fNE
a hearing on August g. Mrs. John
son was bailed for her appearancea m
that time with John S. SAaton hS&
bondsman. In the sum OF $4,000. s4sA1
Mrs Johnson shot her hnsh1a
through the head at the hn17o ak H1E
father early Thursday morning n16
stated. IT is said, that he had thxea1
ened to kill her on several occAsicu
and that when she fred the bullet I'M
did so in self-defense, as the man -
making for her with a razor In NJ
hand. The couple had been marrt14
about seven years, but had NOT MT
together recently.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-08-03
AID FOR RUSSIA
SEEMS VERY NEAR
Reply From Japan, On
Way, Is Believed to Be
Favorable.
WILL S ON PLEASED
Has Not Yielded in De
termination to Send
Economic and Poll
teal Uplift.

Washington. Aug president
Wilson today received notice that a
reply OF Japan TO his suggestion as
how best to aid Russia Is en- route
from Toxic TO Washington The IN
formation came through ofhcial dlplo-
matte channels. and WAS reported a.
being highly satisfactory Almost
Immediately the president went from
the White House to the state depart
uent for personal conference with
acting secretary of state Frank l.,
Polk The purpose OF the visit Is
known TO have been more TO demon
strate the keen interest the chief
executive feels IN the Russian sltua-
ton than TO discuss details. NiscoUnt
Kikujlro lshii. the japanese ambas-
sador. also visited the state depart
ment. He appeared to be much
pleased with. the turn affairs have
taken, but would make no comment,
Acting Secretary OF State Polk re-
peated his request to the newspa pers
to avoid speculation as TO the probable
manner in which the plan Will oe car
ried out, or when President Wilson
Will be prepared to make his an
nouncement. The only Official state
ment was:
Nothing can be said about reply
from Japan, as the communication
has MOI arrived here yet"
The presidents advisers were much
eratifed with the developments, The
point was made that he has not yield
ed in his determination 10 see that
economic aid and political uplift is
the handspring to any movement in
which the United States participates.
Ii Japan is now in full accord with
this as has been officialiy reported.
i another diplomatic victory will have
been recorded.
| The dala assembled here shows
| that vast quantities of stores are now
availa bic at Niadivostock and in pos
session OF the allies. These include
motor cars, a considerable supply OF
gasoline, agricultural implements ma
| chinery for sawmills, tools, freight
cars. locomotives and various kinds
| OF railroad material, including coal
| for fuel
| 1t is not speculation to say that the
| armed guard which will form the ex-
/ pedition viii be only such as believed
necessary to safeguard the nlovemen mt
| OF supplies and materials to the in
| terror of Siberia and keep open lines
| OF communication. Al the war de-
f, partment ii was said the United States
troops now in China probably Will
| be selected for the work.
A message dated July 81 was re-
ceived at the state department from
Am bassador Francis at Murmansk:
/ 1t said the embassy representatives
were accompanied by the Italian and
British diplomatic Representatives and
the French charge. Others not
named were mentioned as being at
Kandalska awaiting instructions
A communication received here
through French diplomatic sources
gives the following account OF the ex-
periences Of the diplomats on the
! Thurman coast:
They tthe Ambassadors Of the
United States. France and the British
envoy arrived at Archangel on FRI
day. preceded by stelegraphic orders
from the peoples chrnmissaire. who
called upon the local soviet % oppose
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-08-03
NEW DRAFT AGES
NOT YET CHOSEN
Bakers New Man Power Bill
Is Ready, But Section for
Years Is Blank.
WILL BE FIXED MONDAY
Not to Be 10 to So, 10 to 40, Nor
p to 35-President Favors
So As Maximum and
q the Minimum.
WILL BE FIXED MONDAY

Washington. Aug. 2-Notwith
standing all speculations as 70 the
draft age limits which will be fixed
In Secretary Bakers new nan-power
Dill. it became known today that the
age limits have not been definite "
agreed upon The bill itself has been
entirely drafted. but the section fx-
ina the ages OF the men to be drafted
has been written in blank. Final de-
termination of the age limits IL Is
understood, will not be made until
next Monday.
Secretary BaFer permitted news
paper men today to eliminate GER
tain ages from speculation by saying
that the ages would not be 10 to IS.
10 to 40. NOR - to IS. He decli.,ed
to state his preference In the matter
OF fixing the limits either up or down.
The president Is known to be
strongly opposed to any lowering of
the draft age below the present min
imum OF 81. 1t is understood that the
president inclineS favorahly toward
m making So the maximum and 81 the
minimum
There are a number of senators
who have been backing a movement
to change the ages to IS TO as. Sec
rotary Baker opposed this plan when
1t was proposed as an amendment to
the military appropriations bill
The part which organized labor is
called upon to perform in the war
may have considerable influence In
the final determination OF the age
hn,ita Oflfcials IN all departments OF
the government engaged in war work
have from lime to time expressed the
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-08-03
CONTRASTS CONDITIONS IN
BRITAIN WITH AUSTRIAN

London. Aug. DIR. Ehrcn-
sperger, the Zurich banker who
came to England expecting to find
cd to find plenty of everything, has
contrasted conditions in Britain
with those I'm the central empires
in an interview with the Daily
Chronicle. He said:
In Austria the conditions are
terrible. In Vienna the bread,
which seems to be made Of every
thing but cereals, is uneatabie. No
leather is to bc had and / know
people who cannot leave their
houses because they do not care To
go barefoot Boots and shoes can
not he got at any price nor can
tea or coffee or other tropical pro
ducts.
Conditions in Germany arc not
quite 50 bad as TN Austria. They
are worse In the great industrial
towns. The work people have
been living almost entirely on
beets and potatoes for the past six
months.
Clothing Is strictly rationed.
You cannot buy suit without a
permit. and that is only given
litter your wardrobe has been
strictly examined. Cotton goods
are unobta Unable.
Your position In Britain is CAL
mlased to fiji neutral with
,,enty of everything.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-08-03
storm it today

Not only a great strateGicai and
tactical victory has been won. in this.
the most successful day of the whole
blow has been struck. The loss or
Scissors cannot be camoufia ged as
could the strategic retreat" from the
Marine 1t Is something tangible,
city that means IN both sides a world
of sentiment and possibilities. 1t was
the first place TO which the kaiser
hurried TO send congratuiatory mes
~ ges broadcast in the Marine drive
last MAY. 1t Is one of the oldest cities
OF France. as dear 10 the people OF
france AS few others. 1t was here
that Claws in the year 1876 routed the
Romans and sounded the kneH TO
Roman mastery. The Medieval cathe-
dral. OF Notre Dame. built in the Ro-
manesque and Gothic styles, is riyalied
In beauty and historic value only by
that of Rheims.
But 10 return to the concrete facts
On the field of battles, The river
Crise WAS crossed along its entire
course and the allies, French. Ameri-
cans and Briusii--advanced from two
to three miles beyond. The whole 600
foot high ridge between the OurCq
4 and the Aisnc, dominating the Atsne
and Vesle valleys, was overrun by the
victory winged allies Arcy-Ste. re-
sritute has been captured and passed.
4. Hartennes has been captured and the
Teutons are being driven out of the
Dole wood. All this Roadway is on the
allies left. between Scissors and
Ouichy -le- Chateau.
In the apex. where Americans form
the bulk sof the allied forces, Coulonge
was taken, marking progress of two
and half miles since yesterday, when
the battle still ragged in the Menniere
wood
The German retreat all the way be-
tween Fere and Niiie-cn- Tardenois Is
..'precipitate' hi the words OF the night
conlmuntque.
On the allies right. Goussancourt---
this village marks the southern most
point OF the German frOnt--(thc Ger
n.ans here must show tremendous
speed 70 save themselves from capxure,
Or destruction), vfllers-Agron. and
finally the rail-base OF vllc-en- Tarie-
nois were swallowed up by the advanc-
Ing tide OF cavalry and infantry.
Nearly five miles Roadway was regis
tered in this sector up To midnight. 1t
will be considerably more by dawn.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-08-03
SOISSONSFALLS TO ALLIES:
VlLLE-EN-TARDENOIS TAKEN
BIG TOTAL REACHED In
w. 5. =. SALES IN JULY

Washington, Aug. 2.-The cash
receipts by the treasury depart
ment for the sale OF war savings
and thrift stamps for the month
of July were more than double
enough to meet the normal pre-
war expenditures of the govern
ment. They were $2fr,4f7, 042, or
ut the rate of 8. for every man,
woman and child in the country.
II is expected that the sales OF
the war savings and thrift stamps
viii continue to show a steady in
crease as tho people take on more
and more the habit of thrift form
cd by the purchase of this class of
government securities. The nor
<fr1al expenses OF the government
will. therefore, be met for the
period of the war by these small
contributions from the pockets OF
millions of the people with "a large
surplus for war expenditures.
All told. $5fS.5fO.334 war saw
ings and thrift stamps. with a ma
turity value OF $62s..fi.a45, have
been sold and the money covered
into the treasury department.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-08-03
Warning Issued
to All Voters
Arena with Army of More or
Less Pertinent Questions

Opponents of the proposed new
charter, presumably the adrainistra-
tive board. have gotten out a card.
which Is being widely distributed.
containing words OF warning" to the
voters, The inscriptions on the card
are attractiveiy arranged and are de-
signed 10 illustrate the contention
that the proposed change takes the
handling OF city affairs away from Of
ncials close TO the people, and places
them In the hands of selected few
who are not chosen by the people
and who may engTaft themselves into
the various Jobs, from which IT would
according TO the opponents OF the
measure, take derrick to lift them.
The card shows that the adminis-
trative board members. elected alter
natively, like United States senators
attend TO the peoples business. and
that the proposed plan provides for
the appointment by one man of the
directors Of public works. public vel.
fare. public utilities and public safety
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-08-03
TAXES ON CIGARS,
CIGARETTES AND
TOBACCO DOUBLED
r evils e d Schedule Is
Adopted BY Ways and
Means Committee.
r EFT ALL E r PAYS
Wholesalers, of Course
Will r a is c Prices.
Yield Government
$34O, 100000
r f I ALL E r PAYS

Washington. Aug. e.--Taxes on the
retail prices Of cigars, cigarettes and
tobacco are more than doubled un
der the revised schedule adopted for
the revenue bill by the ways and
means committee today. II the to-
bacco dealers follow the precedent
adopted when last years taxes we're
put on. the retail prices OF every form
OF tobacco Will be very greatly In
creased. In other words, the in
creased tax on the manufacturer will
be passed on to the consumer. and
the man who smokes will pay the hill
II is estimated that the increased
tobacco taxes agreed upon today Will
yield the government s34o 000. 900 for
the twefve-rnonth period Present
taxes are expected to produce sl6s,-
100000 for the same length of tirne.
Here are the new rates to be paid
by the manufacturer or importer.
On cigars weighing not more thAa
three pounds per 1000. So per I ,aoo
fpresent tax sly; cigars weigh.n :
more than three pounds per 1000
and retailing at not more than &c
each, SIS per 1000 (preseut tax $3)
cigars weighing more than three
pounds per 1000 and retailing FOR
more than &c. and not over &c each,
$40 per 900 present tax s4), cigars
weighing more than three POUNDS per
1900 selling for more than &c each.
and not more than 15c. SIS per 1000
tpresent tax $50. cigars wstghin &
more than three pounds per 1000.
selling for more than 1sc each and
not more than zoe. $50 per 1000
fpresent tax $s) cigars weighin z
more than three pounds per 1000.
selling for more than zoe each, $50
per 1000 tpresent tax 500.
Cigarettes weighing not moro than
three pounds per LOCO. retailing at
less than &c each. SIS per 1000 tpres-
emit tax s2.0s) cigarettes. same weight
retailing AT &c each or more. So per
1000 (present tax $1.0S1; cigarettes
weighing more than three pornde per
1000. $40 per i 900 fpresent tax $3.50
per 10000.
Tobacco. including Leaf. plug. chew
ing or smoking. soc per pound tpres-
ert tax 13c).
Cigarette papers and tubes for Gig
arctic manufacture viii pay a tax
equal to double the amount now paid.
On packages of papers, containing
from rs to so papers. the present tax
of one-han of one cent is increased
to one cent: packages containing from
50 20 100 papers will pay two cents
instead OF one cent; packages con-
tanning more than 100 papers Will
he taxed one cent for every 100 pa
pers. The tax on cigarette tubes Is
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-08-03
Police Deputy Ousted.

Chicago. Aug. IN. l. c. Funk
houser, Chicagos morals and movie
censor, and it's second deputy of po-
lice, was today ousted from ONCE
after he had been found guilty Of IN
efficiency and disohedience after y
hearing before thu civil service COM 4
mission Two of hts 4putstanSe ~
forQd N fqt6 .9s q. Odd ,..s. 1.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-08-03

Charlottesville. Va. Aug. 2.---J,
Armstrong Chaloner. our popular
eountyman of 'Merrie Mills VINO has
been In the Martha Jefferson hospital
for several weeks under the care OF
Or. n Al. MAgruder for fracture Of
the -. + ~ On crutches An4 SAlo 70
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DR.. A. GAIA, 1859 w. 1Sta utica.
ii ROCKFORD, ILL.,:
242 Buckbee st. Telcfon 5137.
WOiciech Jana.
Is DZIELNICA AVONDALE: -
1916 Milwaukee ave. q
Edward Starczyiski.
Is CHICAGO HEIGHTS, ILL.,: -
Sala parafiaIna Il j Portland av
S. Wr6blewski, TelefOn Chicago
Heights 500,
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REKRUTACYADOA AR.
Mil POLSKIEJ WE
FRANCYI.
CENTRUM \. 2, KWATERA CLIO
VIVA 1927 AUGUSTA UL. TELEFON
HAYMARKET 1897.

X. j. Wiechecki, Officer Rekrutacyi-
ny; Wfadysiaw BrzOzOwski, Organiza--
tor; Max Szubert, Sierzant.
LEKARZE:
DIR. 4. Pietrzykowski, $50 Milwaukee
ave-, Monroe 1911.
DIR. l.. SzumIIowski, 1lO1 w. Huron ST.,
Monroe 5805.
DIR. b. Klarkowski, 1852 Evergreen ay.,
Humboldt 1854.
DR.. a. Balcerzak, 1858 Milwaukee ave.,
Monroe 1854.
STACYE REKRUTACYJNE.
1. DZIELNICA TROJCOWA:
Kwatera Zwiazku WOjsk POlskich.
lila Milwaukee ave.
w. j. Andrzejewski, Sieriant.
2. SOUTH CHICAGO: -
Adm. ,,PoIonii", 1923 Commercial
ave-. Tel. So. Chicago 1881.
F. Olech, sieriant, TelefOn 639.
A.. j. Bloch, zastepca.
LEKARZE:
DIR. r. Lenard. $3.50 Burley I'VE Telc.
fon So. Chicago 504.
DIR. j. Stefahski, S4OS Burley avenue,
telefon So. Chicago 1859.
8. DZIELNICA BRIDGEPORT: -
3135 S. Morgan ST., Telefon Dro-
yer 1919.
S. BalinSki, sieriant.
DIR. NJ. c. Coy, 1901 w. 80 street,
DrOver 9731.
4 DZIELNICA KENSINGTON, -
PULLMAN, w. PULLMAN.
18th and Indiana ave.
Jak6b Bzdek.
DIR. Lazarski, 11112 S. Michigan
avenue.
S. TOWN OF LAKE: -.
SaIa SiowackiegO 100 w. 4S st.
A. Miller, ~sierzant. Telefon Yards
1880.
DIR. f. j. LOwnik, 1900 w. 48 ul.
6 SUB CENTRUM NO. 2, Ma LAKE
CO., IND, GARY, IND: -
j. Chojnacki, sierzant, 17O6 Broad
way, TelefOn Gary SIG.
DIR. j. p. Stawicki.
] EAST CHICAGO: -
5OO1 Barring ave. Telefon AS. -
Jan Krupa.
s HAMMOND, INDIANA:
J6zef Swierczek, sieriant, ZIG Hob
man ul. Telefon 500.
DIR. r. o. OstrOwski.
9 WHITING, INDIANA: -
993 Charge ave.,
Jan TOkarz. TelefOn 248.
10 INDIANA HARBOR, INDIANA:
3715 Cedar ST., Telefon 9O3.
NJ. j. Krajewski.
DR.. l.. OstrOwski.
IL HEGEWISCH, ILL.,:
1920 Brandon ave.
7. Borowiak, Tel. Hegewisch 9617.
II BURNHAM, ILL.,: -
800 Grand ave.
j. SwartZ.
13 DZIELNICA WOJCIECHOWO:-
1649 w. II ILL.,, naprzeciw kOsciOfa
Sw. WOjciecha.
Ignacy Frasz, sieriant. Tel. Canal.
LEKARZE:
DR.. e. Napieralski, 1863 w. Is utica.
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N0woiytny Parry.

Byiy razem try danny; iedna
Mich daia Chlopcu jablko i rzekla:
- Daj to jablko tel z mas, kt6ra
naipiekniejsza.
Chlopiec popatrzyl chwile ma dG
my, poczem FACIAL gryzc jablko.
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R~oZtargniony professor.

Starry professor (znany z roztargnle
MAY. - Laskawa PAM wybraczy..
Czy Jest MAJ W domu
Gospodyni domu: Ach, panic
p~rotesorze, moi MAJ juz cd mieslaca
spoczywa W grobie.
Professor (cofa sic szybKol = o..
40 przepraszam, ME chce go niepo-
koie! =.
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II LASALLE, PERU, DEPUE, D.
GLESBY: -
sol st. Marks Pl., Peru, iii.
August Turczyn, %sieriant.
Is KENOSHA. WIS: -
800 Pearl st.
WI. GOdlews..ii. sieriant. TelcfOn
ken0sha, 1882.
10 JOLIET, ILL.,: -
S. WfOsinski, sieriant.
600 y. Chicago st.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-02-15

GoSG: - Czemu panstwo ME sta
wiaja strach6w ma wr6ble?
PAM domu (strasznie brzydka {:
- Ach, to ME warto, prose- pana,
przecie MAJ i ia ciagle chodzimy pc
ogrOdzie.
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Wygadal sic.

- No coz panic doktorze, DUO
pan ma do roboty?
- Mn6stwo - odpowiada mlody
lekarz. - OF dis znowu music iSG
ma pogrzeb!
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-02-15

Kiedyz oddasz mi te sto do
lSrow?
A skadze ia wiedzieG moge,
przeciez ME iestem p]rorokiem, ami ia
snowidzacym.
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DOradZil Tnu.

Ty smarkaczu jeden, dlaczego
tax bijesz swojego miodszego braci-
szka? Gdybym by} twoim oicem. to-
hym CT tax sk6re zerznai, zebys z
Dol roku popamietal!
A to zen sic pan z moja matka
= niedawno owdowiala.
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sadie.

Sedzia: - Wy byliscie juz kara
nj bardzo czestO...
Oskarzony: - o, wiecej razy pu-
szczono mnie ~wolno,.-
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w reStauracyi.

w restauracyi.
Gospodarz: - P~rzepraszam sza-
pana "a p%ostepek tego KEEL
nera i prosze, MECH szanowny pan
sam wyznaczy kare..
GoSC: - Him.. owsZem MECH ia
da przez tydzien tylko w panskleJ
restauracyi.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-02-15
Geniusz handlOWy.

Oiciec: - Jak CT, Wladziu, podo-
ba sic tw0j nowy braciszek, ktorego
bocian przynios&?
Wladzio: - Czy to on sam juz
Jest tatusiu, czy to tylko pro0ka?