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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
NonessentiaIs.

Il hope you don't mind. governor,
my bringing home my pal from the
front. We are both on a furlough to-
gether"
mo, son. But where's he from,
what's his religion, his college, and his
family?"
'You ask him, pop. We've been so
busy fighting Fritz I never had time
to find out."-Judge.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
Monkey Business,

The Irate Circus Manager-Say,
what's the matter with your act? Why
can't it go on?
The Animal Trainer-But re ape, sir,
re ape he again sprain re arm looking
at re wrist watch re clown geef heem.
The I. G. M.-Bah, you are always
throwing a monkey wrench into the
machinery Of this show!
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
Hnwsa Thia p

We offer $4,000 for any case Of catarrh
that cannot be cured by HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is TAX.
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
Sold by druggists for over forty years.
Price 75c. Testimonials free.
r.. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
GROWING Bold.

Mr.. Pewee-He asked me how
many there were in my family and |
said there were five.
His Wife-Let me see. There's me
Wo-three-four- Henry. you
must have counted yourself.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
No Repentance.

Alice-SO Maude is divorced.
thought when she married I'm such
haste that she would repent at leisure
Kate-Oh, there's no repentance I'm
her case-she gets 5000 month ALI
mony.-Boston Transcript.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
Cuticura CompIexions.

Nothing better than Cuticura Soap
daily and Ointment as needed to make
the complexion clear, scalp clean and
hands soft and white. For free sam
pies address "Cuticura, Dept. x, B0s-
tom" Sold by druggists and by MAN.
Soap %, Ointment 25 and 5O.-Adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
Too Many for Him.

Nipper-Did your rich uncle make
any provisions for you in his will?
Ripper-Yes, he made so many 1t
was impossible for me to live up to
'em and get the money.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
SUGAR in the PHILIPPINES.

The Philippine islands are stead
lily gaining in the production of raw
sugar. From crops of 345,077 short
tons in 1913, and of 4OS,339 tons in
1914 the crop of 1917 advanced to 1885,
266 tons.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
Rich Weld

Doctor X-"Did old Monographs
case yield to treatment?" Doctor Y
ut did-something like $500 in six
months"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
Easy Job.

His doctor told him he must build
hemself up" 'That ought to be easy.
He's an architect"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
Genius Walks.

Genius must ever walk alone"
Looks that way. Most everybody
else can afford a car"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
His Trouble.

"Has he difficulty in learning Eng
lish?" Indeed he has. His difficulty
is pronounced"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
Depends.

"Do you favor the opendoor pol.
icy?"
"Not in this kind of weather"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Ignorance may be bliss, yet the real
self-satisfied man is the one who be-
Iieves he knows it all.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
The WAY Of Il.

"That man leads g very trying
life." "Is he unfortunafeT mo: he's
a judge"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
Accounting for 1t.

His wife made a man of him."
maybe that is why he is seeing SO
much of the seamy side"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Keep clean inside as well as outside by taking
q gentle laxative at least once a week, such as
Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. ADV.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

There is heap of difference between
the idle husband and the ideal one
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
Ven. He's a Real One.

"And you say you are the seventh
boy in your family?" quizzed the super
stitious old lady.
eyes, num-" replied the youngster.
"And your pa was the seventh son
in his family?''
Eyes, num-"
"Why, mercy me-" exclaimed the
lady excitedly, "the seventh son of a
seventh son always has the power to
tell the future. Did you know that,
my boy?"
eyes, num-"
"Can you tell anything that's going
to happen?"
eyes, mum, can tell I'm going to
haff to wear me brothers made-Over
clothes fer a long time to come"
Its Lack.
"This is big world drama which is
being played" Eyes, but it isn't draw
ing any royalties"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Women all over the world reaIlZe
more and more that their work at home
helped the men at the Front. 1t In
vOlyed great sacrifices, hard work and
unusual physical strength. Women at
home should study nursing for the
home. A good way to learn is to
ask your druggist for a copy or
send SOC to publishers Of the Med
icar Adviser" 663 Main st., Buffalo,
N. Y, and get a copy of their 1000 page
book bound in cloth, with chapters on
First Aid, Taking Care of the Sick or
Wounded, Physiology, Hygiene, Anato-
my, Sex Problems, Mother and Babe;
Nobody, man or woman, can do good
work when health is impaired. Ii a
woman is nervous or has dizzy spells,
suffers from awful pains at regular or
irregular intervals she should turn to q
tonic made up Of herbs, and without alcohol,
which makes weak women strong and sick
women well. 1t is DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription. Send DR.. Pierce, Buffalo,
n. Y, 10 cents for trial package.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that it
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
Your
Eyes

Your Druggists or by mail Coo per Bottle.
For Book Of the Eye free write his
Nurine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Ashland-Harland Zehren, %, is the
first severely wounded soldier to re-
turn to Ashland. His right arm is off
above the elbow. He was wounded
during the fighting on the Vesle river
in France, Aug. 6.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

times. Could not seem TO get anything to help this
condition until began using the Golden Medical
Discovery and the Pleasant Pellets and they
gave me wonderful relief.
Mrs. Marv Goodrich, 2lS ". Rock st.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

MGnkdto, Mirn. 1T
have three daughters
who are all strong and
healthy today, due, I
am sure, to the use of
DR.. Pierce's Fayorite
Prescription. When
in their teens they were
all very delicate. I gave
them this medicine and
, il never failed to give
relief.
My blood was in bad
condition. I also would
suffer with pains, all
through nv flesh at
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Madison-Maj. E. A. Fitzpatrick
army law administrator for Wisconsin
has been called to Washington, prob
ably regarding closing up of state
army records. His report has beer
completed.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Marinette IS. V. D. Philbrook, 81,
Marinette pioneer, is dead. He started
the Philbrook shipyards in Marinette
fifty years ago. Mrs. Philbrook died
last year after sixty years of married
life. He had large estate on the bay
shore and his flower garden was one of
the sights of the city.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Menasha A community Christmas
tree will grace Shattuck park. 1t will
bear 1000 multi-colored electric lights.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Superior on a charge OF
numbering his wife, Angelina, who
died from wounds in drunken brawl
with her husband, Joseph Cadieux was
convicted of murder in the third de
gree and sentenced to ten years in
state prison.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19
GRADUATED EyeIids.

Eyes infiamed by expo
sure to SHn. Dust and Wind
quickly relieved by Murine
EyeRemedy. No Smarting,
lust Eye Comfort. At
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Madison-Work on acid plants be-
ing built by the government at Cuba
City and New Diggings has been or
dered stopped.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Madison - Authority to organize
was granted by State Insurance Com
missioner M. ]. Cleary to The Wiscon-
sin Fire and Marine Insurance Com
pany of Madison. The capital stock
will be 100000 sold at $50 per cent to
provide surplus of 100000.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Rhinelander-Sergt Ray Rolsin, son
of Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Rolsin, has
been cited for bravery on the battle
field. He captured machine gun nest
singlehanded.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Watertown-Mr. and Mrs. Fred Blu
SOW, celebrated their golden wedding
anniversary at West Granville, near
Watertown. The Rev. J. Prayer, who
officiated at the wedding, was pres
ent at the celebration.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Menominee-The Wisconsin Dairy
mems association adopted resolutions
calling upon The legislature to enact
laws against teaching any foreign
language in the grades of public or
private schools, and providing that
the basic language in high schools
and colleges be English, and teaching
of any foreign language shall be Incl
dental thereto. These resolutions
form a part of a memorial to the late
eX-Gov. Hoard. 1t was felt that no
other permanent memorial would be
as appropriate as such law.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Oshkosh-At meeting of the Osh-
kosh Rotary club, resolution was
adopted pledging the clubs support to
"the principle of universal obligatory
military training for all young men be-
fore the voting age" 1t was urged
that some of the existing environments
be preserved for training purposes.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Darlington - DR.. Albert Hayden,
IS, for thirty-fve years prominent
and active physician and surgeon OF
southwestern Wisconsin, died at his
home in Shullsburg. He was Wei
known in state and county Democratic
circles.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Madison = That Wisconsin farm
boys are coming back to take up their
work on Wisconsin farms is the mes
sage of G.. J. Galpin, assistant profess
sor of agricultural economics, Univer-
sity of Wisconsin, who has completed
a survey of the subject in Dane coun-
ty. That Prof. Galpin is recognized as
an authority on this subject is indi-
Gated from the fact that the United
States government has just sent O.
200 copies of his recent book on Rural
Life to Y. M. G. A. huts in France.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-12-19

Menofinee - The Wisconsin Dairy
Mems convention elected officers as
follows: President, George McKer'
row, Pewaukee; vice-president, A. j.
Glover, Fort Atkinson; secretary
treasurer, Paul G. Burchard, Fort At
kinson; directors, Math. Michels
PEBBLES; ]. @. Emery, Edgerton: E. c,
Jacobs, Elkmound, and G. III. Everett
Racine. The association adopted res
olutions favoring league of nations
to enforce peace.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-20
CROWN PRINCESS IN U-BoAT
Wife Of Kaiser Heir Makes Underses
Trip to HeIIigoland

Amsterdam, Aug. 2O.-The Crown
Princess of Germany, accompanied by
the Grand Duke of Mecklenburg and
the Princess of Brunswick, has made
a submarine trip to Helligoland, &C.
cording to German newspapers, which
add that she did not obtain the con.
sent of the Emperor or the Crown
Prince before leaving.
This was the first submarine trim
which the Crown Princess has taken,
and the newspapers of Berlin observe
that it was all very we'll to make the
venture once, but that the future EN-.
press should not risk her life in "such
experiments"
The German Crown Princess was
formerly the Duchess Cecilia of
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. The Grand
Duke of Mecklenburg is her brother
The Princess of Brunswick referred
to in the dispatch is probably Prin.
cess Alexandra, who was married to
the Grand Duke of Mecklenburg in
1904.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-20
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

The following real estate transfers
have been made the past week:
S P Durrance and wife to R H
Bryson; Nine A Simon and husband to
w M Lyle; ] Lacy Gaskins to A M
Davis; James M Taylor and wife to
Henry Mercer; Henry Mercer and
wife to w W Tyson; R G Black and
wife to Harmon Head; Villa Boulticr
to Llewlyn Boultier; ] B Keaton and
wife to Katie Polite; Kate Booth to
City Of Lakeland; H ] Drane to City
of Lakeland; B Stokes and wife to
Harris Raulerson; w E Whitefielc
and wife to Vela Hutchins; Jane Drew
to Albert H Drew; George L Swift
and wife to VIM ! Schnepp Seasons
Investment Co to Bessie Wertz; E H
Matthias to First State Bank of Winter
Haven; M H Harrison and wife to
G Edwin Walker; D l. Fiddler and wife
to r E Nowlin; D L Fiddler and wife
to Rsbacca G Fiddler; J H Strobe and
wife to Fred Bolton; ] B Galloway
and wife to W Thorpe; c W Thorpe
and wife to G W Thorpe; G WThorpe
and wife to ] B Galloway; Jefferson
Warn and wife to T F Williams ct al
Weldon Stephens and wife to J J
Boynton; John Logan to E G Stuart
Manila Investment Co. to Tampa In
vestment Co; Redding J Blount and
wife to James B Crum heirs; Thomas
L Hughes and wife to James B Crum
heirs; John T Hollway and wife to O
J Pope; John T Hollway and wife to
Minnie P Swinford; Chas W Jacobs
and wife to Minnie P .Swinford; B
Reid and wife to o L Perrin Sr. !;
Thos L Wilson and wife to ] B Reid;
J T Keen to E Cheney; Mrs. Sidney
Keen to Joseph T Keen; Ward and
Anderson to A Timberman; Mary
l. ,Codington ct ais to Olin E Watts;
IT T Hatton and wife to H w Wear;
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-20

of American ships in war time. The
charts tell whether the ships allotted
to certain trade are enough, too
many or too few; whether they bring
in too little, or too much; whether
they are on time; ahead of time or
behind time; and whether the trade
movement is too slow, too fast or just
right. The charts also serve to guide
the Ship Control committee in the
assignment Of vessels to various
trade. BY comparing import re.
quirements against deliveries, the
charts show when vessels may be
transferred from one trade to another
or released to the Army.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-20
Red Cross +Pharmacy
PHONE q FOR PROMPT SERVICE

John Logan, sheriff, to H W sm,n
0 E Rudisill and wife to Thos 7 M,
rance; Thomas Bryant to R r,,,,
+ W Crew to R F Uric; c L Jobn,o,
and wife to George D Jones. ,
Huffaker to Peoples Bank Of J.ot
sonville; John F Cox Realty Co ~ =
e Henderson; Luther G johnson n
G Mackey; Herbert E Fairchild and
wife to Herbert P Smart; Chas N
Harmon and wife to Anna M Besse.
Fred E Hartshorn and wife to Minn,s
3 Hartshorn; Mrs. Belle Clemens
to H G Petteway; G H Petteway a.
ais to H G Petteway; J H Peterson
and wife to H G Petteway; Cornelja
W Lunn to E Anderson; H W Wear
and wife to T T Hatton; Seasons In
vestment Co. to John M McKaIu-
Barlow Record.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-20
FEAST FOR ARIZoNANs
$4,000 Pounds of Ostrich Meat to Be
Put On Their Tables

Please pass the ostrich"
This request may be heard soon in
the public eating places and the din
ing rooms of the private homes of
Washington. Stranger things than
the serving of nice roast ostrich, with
plenty of gravy and dressing, have
happened during these war times.
The future popularity of this bird
as an American dish depends to a
large extent upon the success to be
met in Arizona, where they are being
introduced as a food now.
The Federal Food Administrator
for Arizona has granted permission to
the owner of one of the largest os
trich farms in America, situated near
Phoenix, to slaughter 800 of his birds
This ostrich raiser reports that the
birds are in excellent condition, and
when killed will be dressed and
placed on the market at an extremely
low probably Is cents pound.
The 500 birds will make about $4,000
pounds of dressed meat.
The war Is responsible in two ways
for this action on the part of the os-
trich raiser. In the first place, the
letter would never think of slaughter
ing these valuable, if not overtender,
birds, but, for the fact that the war
has put the ostrich plume more or
less out of business. In the second
place, the war shortage of meat is
responsible for the issuance of the
order permitting the slaughter and
sale.
And thus it comes to pass that
Arizona, or part of her population
at least, is preparing to observe and
celebrate Ostrich day.. Meanwhile
the rest of the nation is waiting to
hear the verdict to be passed upon
this bird as nice, tasty, and tender
food aside from its neck.
Officials of the Food Administration
are rather optimistic about the future
of the ostrich as a food. They point
to the tremendous hit whale meat has
made in various sections; even shark
steaks have been passed upon and
approved, and reindeer meat is max.
ing the hit of the year in the West
Washington Star.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-20

IN the CIRCUIT COURT OF THE TENTH
JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, OF FLORIDA, IN AM
FOR POLK C0uNTY.-iN CHANCERY"
william c. MaoAfss W. Donnie MasAfsa-
BILL FOR DIVORCE
1t appearing by affidavit filed In the ,boy,
entitled cause that Donnie MacAfee the de.
PENDANT in said cause Is q non resident a,
the State Of Florida and resides ii llso
Vencinnes avenue In the City Of Chicago, Stats
Of Illinois, and that there IL no person in
the State Of Florida, tho service Of a sub.
poena upon whom would bind the said d..
PENDANT and that she Is over the age q
twenty-one years;
It Is therefore ordered that the said defend.
ant, Donnie MacAfee be, and she Is hereby
requested. to appear to the bill Of complaint
filed In said cause on or before Monday the
End day Of September, A. D. 1918, otherwise
the allegations Of said bill will be taken as
confessed by said defendant
It is further ordered that this order be pub
lished once . week for four consecutive weeks
In the Lakeland Evening Telegram, news
paper Of general circulation published In said
county and State.
Done and ordered at Barlow, Florida, this
Srd day Of August, A. D. 1918
J. A. JOHNSON, Clerk Circuit Court
TITO Sat 0
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-20

The latest improvement in Broward
county Is guava products factory
that has opened for business. Hereto
fore, guavas were wasted, but this
year everything is being conserved.
The fruit is plentiful and growers are
making good profits.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-20
RATE OF MERCHANT VESSELS

Washington, Aug 2O.-Every six
minutes merchant vessel arrives
and another departs from American
ports. From North Atlantic seaports,
there is departure every eleven min.
utes; and one for Europe every forty
minutes. This rate of operation does
not include vessels in the service of
the Army or Navy.
The merchant feet of 1900 ships
under the control of the Shipping
Board are run as railroads on a time
schedule. The duty Of measuring
ships performances with their tasks
is lodged with the Planning and Sta
tistics Division Of the Shipping Board,
headed by E. H. Gay, formerly dean
of the Harvard Graduate School of
Business.
Obviously, the division must know
the tasks in details, and so it co-ordi.
mates with the War Industries and
War Trade Boards in determining and
providing for the county's needs from
abroad. It works on month to month
schedule or as far in advance as it is
| feasible or possible to forecast.
In planning the use of ships, the
division works with the Food Admin
istration in determining the shipping
requirements for food; with the War
! department in correlating ship with
the requirements of the line Of sup.
plies to the Western front; with the
! War Industries Board in seeking So
luton of the problem of bringing
necessary raw imports into the coun'
try; and with the War Trade Board
in preparing the lists of essential i'm.
ports and exports.
AS the country has gone more and
more on a war basis, 1t has been re.
garded necessary to limit the list OF
essential imports to less than a hun
dred. Data on the ships and their
trade provides the basis for operation
of the vessels under the Shipping
Boards control. Likewise, records
are kept Of neutral vessels coming tC
this country or linking up with Its
foreign trade. Thus the division
! checks daily about 1000 vessels, 1906
OF them being those of the Shipping
Board, 5000 engaged directly in Am
erican commerce and $500 scattered
over the globe and trading for thu
most part with the Allies or theil
colonies. Roughly, one-fourth of thu
merchant ships of the world ar,
watched by the Shipping Board
Ship performances against asks arr
recorded by progress charts" which
show at glance what the vessels
/ have to do and how they are doing it
Each set of charts is divided into ter
divisions-one each for movements
of vessels, turn-arounds, ship charts
Of commodities, individual commodit,
charts, summary of imports, individ
ual trades, summary of trades, shil
charts of exports, performances ii
ports, mad dock performances. Copie;
are distributed every ten days to gov
ernments which require constant in
formation about the movement o.
supplies.
BY these movement charts, all in
formation regarding locations ant
movements Of vessels in accessible
and from pasts records one may fore
cast the time of future voyages.
The summary on shipping and trade
prepared every ten days for the Wa
Industries and War Trade Boards ant
the Food Administration, help shape
the larger policies underlying the use
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-20
Tin Hats" Have Proven
Thoroughly Reliable

Americanism Of the big military hos
pital is proving a blessing to the
American manned and wounded who
have come back from the front.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-20
HUMORMOUS EPITAPHS

Here lies Anne Mann; she lived an
Old maid and died an old Mann.
A cake of soap upon the stairs
| hadn't time to say my prayers.
I'll sleep here in peace till I hear
Gabriel blow his horn.
It's my first decent sleep since the
twins were born.
Underneath this pile of stones
Lies all that's left of Sally Jones
Her name was Lord it was not Jones,
Bathers have christened the new
stones.
Here lies inferred Priscilla Bird
Who sang on earth till sixty-two
Now up on high above the sky
No doubt she sings like sixty.two
Here lies the body of Marier,
On cath she always made the fire,
But now she rests, beyond doubt;
For where she is no fire goes out.
Here lies the body of Susan Lowder
Who burst while drinking seidlitz
powder.
Called from this world to her heaven
She should have waited till it effer
vesced.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-20

Dried fruit should always be stored
in a dry place.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-20

Boil the burners of the gas stove ia
suds once a month to clean them.