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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
SPORTOGRAPHY By .G7agg

DREsIDENT WEEGH8IAN, Of the
1 Cubs, is a sad. sad man these days
and who can blame him. It's bad
enough 10 have to fork up $4,000 for
good players. as he did for Alexander
and Einifer. but then 10 have the
Draft come along and take 'em both,
that's our notion Of tough luck.
Jack Adams. once with the Giants,
IS the star backstop Of the Phulies
this year. Moran says he is as good
as Kilhfer. Why not try and sen him
10 president AFeeghman, old tOp2 He
likes expensive players.
The graceful figure Of Marty
O'To0Ies celebrated a few yeurs
ago as the most expensive pur-
chase Of a major league club from
the nlnorss f. decorating the
Omaha club this season.
George O'Neills the kid catcher sent
b. the Giants 10 Nashville. already
has cliuched q berth for himself with
that club. He made good without de-
lay and another catcher was released
70 make room for him
EDDIE COLLINS 81 TOMORROW.
Jawn McGraw is generally consid-
cred q pretty good judge OF baseball
players and when he declared some
time ago that Eddie Collins. the great
second baseman OF the Athletics, was
the best bail player he ever saw, Ed
Gle had perfect right TO ask Connie
Mack for new shirt and a cap big
enough TO cover his enlarged chest
and dome Eddie viii celebrate his
slst birthday tomorrow. He was born
in Millerton, n T., Nay ., 1887. In
his youth he was ambitious 20 shine
as a legal luminarys and he was sOr
ping uP education preliminary 10 tax
Ing a law course at Columbia uuiver-
sirys when Connie Mack robbed the
world Of another Blackstone
Collins was second baseman and
captain Of the Columbia nine, and did
not want 90 lose his amateur stand
ing, 50 he made his debut with the
-A-ltellcs playing under the name of
sullivan. After the close Of the 1906
season Collins alias Eddie Sullivan,
returned 70 college but his dark Sc
cret was soon discovered. He was
yan1ea before the faculty and there
G ei,lronted with Newspaper picture
o1 Sullivan.
Collins admitted that there was a
STRIKING resemblance between the
a -l-etlc player and himself, but re-
FUSED 70 answer any questions on the
= 1lnq mat he might incrimiuate
-l-1-seil Just for that Eddie was
QeparreQ and estopDed and otherwise
- peae1 ara prohibited from playing
airy more baseball with Columbia, but I
re s-uez around the camurs fr-+f7 I
= IKE wen ne set his degree @ =. T., .
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
By RINGsIDER.

eraIship and Walker was over
,vhelrned McGoorty could have
dropped Walker IL is said. ouL re-
Trained. saying he did not want 10
hurt his hands.
To change the subject slightly We
viii introduce a young man VINO -
rot 4 boxer. but a marathon runner
There are a good many marathon run
ners among the fistic gentry, but the
bird in question does not naIl42ef 4or
the squared arena
Our hero is Chuck Mallors chi
cago product, and the feature about
him is his stunt OF beating his way
from Chicago to Boston Tor the mere
purpose OF competing In a mara
thOn run This stamps him as a game
boz, we think Unfortunately. he did
not win the race. finishing fifth, but
he beat . whole lot OF good runners
and won nice prize Then he beat
10 back home.
The trip took sChucks about
ten days he had a 1e" dollars
but couldn't find = club willing
to back him, 50 he went on hiE
own hook. A heartless brakeman
threw him off n train and Injured
his side. but MalIOr went On
Mallor VIII have no trouble getting
expenses paid in the future as he
recently proved that ne is one Of the
best long distance runners in the
country He won the Liberty Loan
marathon in Chicago and won IL in
such convincing style that Il is
doubtful il there IS a man IN the
west his equal in distance running
Mallor dashed away at the start ard
finished half a mile ahead OF his
nearest competitor.
Finding Himself.
lie tried several things before he
(Continued on Next PaEe.l
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
Zach Wheat May
Lose All For $500

New York. May Zach Wheat
has refused TO report 10 the Brooklyns
because he demands about $500 in
salary above the terms offered by
his employers It is said that Wheat
can draw $4,000 for his services If he
cares TO play bah this year.
The Brooklyn club has experienced
much trouble with players who do not
realize present baseball conditions.
Wheat couldn't keep the Robins out
OF seventh place last year He was
crippled a part Of the time, vet he re-
celved every dollar Of his salary. As
soon as kicking ball players are made
70 understand that they cannot run
the business end Of the game the
troubles OF some OF the magnates viii
cease. There is very little sympathy
for Wheat
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
Hendricks Is
Protesting Game

Cincinnati, O., May 1.-ManaEer
Jack Hendricks, Of the st. Louis Ma
tionals, said yesterday that he had
protested Mondays game. won By
Cincinnati by score Of 4 TO 3. basing
his protest on the rule which states
that a fly ball must be ''momentarfIv
held" Hendricks maintains that cen
ter fielder Roush, in the eighth in
ming, 'momentarily held the fly ball
nit by Cruise, on which Niehoff ran
home. and on which umpire O'Day
gave Cincinnati a double play. Roush
caught the ball and fell As he fell
the bail leaped out Of his hands While
lying on the ground Roush regained
the ball and threw 70 L. Alagee, who
drove II to Groh at third and the dou-
Die play was allowed. on the ground
that NiehOff had left the base ahead
of the catch
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
ReCreO Club To
Have Four Bouts

Tommy Nelson. athletic director OF
the RecreO club. announces that he has
arranged four bouts for May for en-
lertainment Of club members. Kid
Reyes and Mat Rives Will meet in
the main event Of four rounds The
two are local welterweights.
Kid Blue viii meet Nike Cordova
Young Chico will take on Young Joe
RIVERS and Tommy Allen will meet
Tommy Nelson The boys TO appear
IN the exhibitions are clever and will
ing, promising an interesting card for
members OF the club.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
CHAMPION GOLFER TO
JOIN AVIATION SERVICE

Boston. Mass. May Nike Brady.
Massachusetts,. open golf champion.
said that he had arranged to enlist
IN the aviation service in California
brauy, who has been playing in the
west. expects to return there in
few DAYS.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
President Fisher
Is After Mattv

New York. May AFTER a confer
ence with John X. Tener, president of
the National league. DR.. George J.
Fisher Of the physical department.
national war council, Y. NJ c. A.. left
for Cincinnati to talk again with Chris
TOPPER Mathewson regarding the call
to 90 to France to direct baseball ac-
Invites among the fighting forces
4 think Matty can be induced to
accept the offer of the Y. II c. A."
said Mr.. Tener, and for the National
league I may say that organized base
ball appreciates the honor Of the call
from our soldiers in the trenches
NO SALT LAKE FOR GOULD.
Pitcher Al Gould, released to salt
Lake by Cleveland, has been caught
in the draft and has been notified by
his draft board at Muscatine. Iowa,
to report for service early in May.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
AMERICAN LEAGUE.

Where They Play Thursday,
Cleveland at St Louis.
Chicago at Detroit
Washington at Boston
Philadelphia at NeW York
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
MR.. SPIT BALL Is
NOW BAD COMPANY

Chicago, Ill. May RULES prohfb-
ting the spit balr' and other freak
deliveries in the American assocf-
alton this season were Thoroughly ex-
planned by Thomas J. Hickey. presi-
mere yesterday OF the club u4narers
and staff Of eight umpires.
Pitchers will not be allowed to
place their hands TO their mouths he
fore delivering a ball nor will thew
pc permitted to use emery or any for
elgn substance in their delivery. The
umpires viii be the sole judge OF VIC
lations. Pitchers found guilty Of
breaking the rules viii be fined s25
Tor the first offence and banished
from the game for the second.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
NATTONAI LEAGUE.

Where They Play Thursday.
Cincinnati at Chicago
St Louis a. PittsburE.
New York al Philadelphia
Boston at Brooklyn
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
FREE ADlIIssION Boz snInIEns

Philadelphia. Pa. May All serv-
ice men in uniform viii be admitted
lree except the war tax 10 one game
in each series to be PLAYED this sea-
son at Shibe park. the home OF the
Philadelphia Athletics The war camp
community service announced yester-
day that the local American league
club has made this offer and that il
has been accepted.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
Standings


Where They Play Thursday.
Waco At san Antonio.
Shreveport at Houston.
Dallas at Fort Worth
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
'N'G0ORTYMAKES COMEBACK
CHUCK MALLOR CAME RUNNER

McGoortys Condition on Return From Australia Causes
Friends to Believe Him 'Has Been; Proves Fit IN
Bout With Brennan; Mallor Beats His Way From
Chicago to Boston to Run Foot Race.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
NATIONAL LEAGUE

At Brooklyn- P II. z.
Boston 1000 ----.--0e0 100 02e-5 3
Brooklyn .-.--. .-..Oo5 500 00U-5 13 .
BATTERIES: Boston. Nehf and Henry;
Brooklyu- COMBS and Kruger
At PHILADELPHIA r. Il E
New York ---.--.-sG1 los 800-l5 19 8
Ehuadelphia &C.. 100 geo 00u-8
BATTERIES: New York. Barnes. CauEey
and Rariden. Gibson Philadelphia. Prem
dergast, Tincup, Watson. Woodward and
Burns Dlllhoefer.
At CiuclnrztI- r Il e
s. Louis .......--..-l00 og0 0Ds-E % @
Cincinnati .--.-. -..-l11 0e3 0oE-5
Batteries s. Louis. Packard. Horstnlau
and Gonzales; Cincinnati. DRESSER and
Alien
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01

SOUTHERN ASSOCIATION.
Chattanooga .; Memphis l.
New Orleans - Atlanta 4
Nashville .: Little Rock {.
Mobile o; Birmingham . az innilgs.)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01

Los Angeles ......-.....--.- 13 !
Batteries Oakland, Kramer. krauss. P.
Arlett and Murray; Los Angeles, Fittery
and Boles.
At san Franchise R.HE
Sacramento OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
san Francisco --.-..---.-.----.. "a :
Batteries: Sacramento, Brenton and
Fisher; san Francisco. Baum and Mckee
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
aarFRIraNIFaGrF

A. Boston p e E.
washington 90. .....858 GOO o1o-1 :
Boston 1880 ..---.-0df coo o2N-S
Batteries; Warrington Harper. wing
Ing, Dumout and Ainsnith; Boston. Ruth
and AEnew-
At New York r. H z.
Ehiladelphiz 100 900 600 I
New YORK .........o00 e1o ok o
Batteries: Philadelphia, Gregg. Myers
and McAroT; New YORK, Love and Kan
nah
At ClerelaudL r II. E
Chicago 49,. --....0s1 515 s1o-1s II 0
Cleveland ..-.-. ..-188 zoo 0l0- g
B1tteries= Chicago. Benz and SchallZ;
Cleveland Buggy Morton, Enzn1uu and
D'Nell. Billing
Games Postponed.
Detroit ~ ST Louis; wet grounds.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
COLLEGE GaNIEs.

At Golden. Colo Ri E
School OF Mines -.------..-------
University Of Colorado.
Batteries Mines, Pittser and Newman
O. OF c., Samueis7ns Dyche and Winters,
Savage
At New Tork-Corneu g; Columbia /.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
Games Postponed.
RittshurG at Chicago; raln-

PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE
AZ ST. Lake p r 7.
Vernon .-..-.......---..-.-.. 6 8 .
11lt Lake -.--.-.. II =
Batteries Vernon Chech- Bell and Der
Tormers salt Lake, Evans and K9nnlcl-
At Les ANGELS r Il +
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-01
BASEBALL
TETAs IEaGrE.

TEXAS LEAGUE.
At Houston r Il z.
-tolslQl NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Q
Li-llas -.s-s-- 3 =
Batteries; Houston Glenn and Noyes,
Pratt. Dallas. Lewis and Dowie-
AZ Waco RH.E Z.
y acc $4,000 100000 ,
batteries Waco. Donalds and Man
chester, Harden; Fcrt Worth, Lee and
Ecrne-
At san Antonio RHE.
s--n ANTONIO -----s-s.- sa-r.-....
shreveport ] :
Batteries; san Antonio, Harper and
Gibson; Waco. Poisson and Schneider.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1918-09-14
NASLEDKEM VALKY.

Znama zdejsi firma The
Great Schubert Co. majici OBJ
chodni mistnosti v budove Hip
podromu v dolenfm meste, byla
nucena nasledkem valecnych
pomerI vzdati SIC dalSfho obcho
dovani. Znacn6jsi Cast zasob "a
koupila znama ceska hudebni
firma Maresh Piano Co. 1905
vych. IS. ulk, jez hodM uspora
dati velky prodigy takto ziska
nAho zbozi. DIE vypovedi p. A.
Marese naskyta Sc zejmena ma
Sim krajanGm velice dobra pff
lezitost "a pomerne laciny pc
niz opatrfti 81 piano neb mlu
vici stroj, ktery Sc poslednf do
bou stava nezbytnou soucast-
kcu kazdeho obydli.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1918-09-14
ZAZRAcNY ELIXIR NEB
LUCIFER.
Zahajovaci pfedstaveni Dram.
Sboru Tyl.

| Proston&rodnf operetou "a
Ihajf letosnf sezonu zftfejM ne.
dele Dram. Sbor Tyl v Ceske
Narod. Sfni ma Broadway. "Za-
zracny elixir" jest hra z vesni-
ckeho zivota, prostickeho d9je.
zpestrenelfo krasnymi nasemi
|narodnfmi pisnen1i. Jest to dilo
proste, ale pTece jen naaemu IL
|du mile. Jednoducha osnova mi
''sty naivnf ale prec ZEN vzdy ma
divaka mile pdsobf, hlavns mo-
lei nasich nArodnfch perlicek Wy
cerpanych 2 bohatych zdroja
lrasi narodni poesie.
"Zazracny elixir" skorem
|vsude kde byl sehran musel by
III opakovan a zdstal ma dale
|rcpertoinfm pfedstavenfm. T.
lohy obsazeny jsou nasimi nej-
lepsimi zp6v&ky i ochotnfky.
|rlohu Jenika prevail v posled-
nj dobe "a p. Sixtu p. Dlouhy
q Anicku zpfva slecna Manako
Iva, jez Sc pred rokem tax zna-
nenit6 uplatnila v dloze Ma
fenky v nesmrtelne Smetanov6
Prodane Neveste. Pepika pax
sehraje p. "A. Klimes, ktery So
be jiz v teto dloze dobyl jistou
pov9st.
Pfedstavenf bylo pecliv9 pfi
|pravovano a zpusobi nasemu o.
becenstvu jist9 rozmarnoa
chvilku. Hudba p. G. Kostelec-
keho bude dcinkovati pfi ope-
!ret6 j pfi po predstaveni uspo-
lradane tanecnf zabave.
Vstupenky v predprodeis lie
dostati v obchod6 p. Vacka v
fCcske Narodnf Sfni ma Broad
way. V ffjnu vypravf Tyl kras-
nou historickou veselohru cd
Jaroslava Vrchlickeho "Noc ma
Karlstejn6".
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1918-09-14
K STAyBE. UNION NADRAzl

v mestske radnici prOjedna
val vcera vybor radnich zale
zitost stavby Union nadrazi.
Vvbor chce vySetriti, zda "a tim
to projektem neskryva skupina
podnikatelG, kteri by chteli me
sto vyuzitkovati.
Van Sweringen, reditel dra
hy Nickel Plate dokazoval rad
MIN, ze podnik ten neni pocitan
ma spekulaci, ale ciste V zajmu
drah a vefejneho obchodu. Dal
81 zastupce drah Cannon pouka
zoval ma to, ze pozadavek me-
sta @ zavedeni elektrickeho po
honu v hranicich mesta by cely
tento projekt zastavil. Dale pra
vii, re pro projektovane nadra
II zakoupeno bylo jiz "a 8 mil.
maieti1u a pozemk6. Van Swe-
ringen sd6lil tez komisi, re v
lednu t. r. povolan byl do Wa
shingtonu kde mu sdeleno, ably
clevelandskemu nakladnfmu ma
drazi byla venovana co MONA
nejvetsi pece, tax ably doprava
valecnych potreb Sc co nejvice
urychlila.
Dale sdeluje ze podnikatelska
firma Van Sweringen Co. darO
vala mestu 800 akrd pozemku
pro tax zvany Shaker Lakes
Park, postavila Cleveland &
Yungstown drahu hotel Gle
veland zasluhuje pry veske-
re dGvery.
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RECIsTRACNf DozvUKY.

Obdrzeli jsrne dopis cd kraja
ma, jemuz bylo registracnfmi d
fedniky jakoz i nekterym jinym
bran6no zapsati $ ejako Cecho
sapvaci. Nevahame tudiz uvefej
nit list v pln6m zn6nf:
Ctena redakce Sveta!
Chci Vam sd6liti trochu ru-
chu od registracnihO stolu We
warde Is precinkt Y. Predstou
PIN pred registracniho lredni-
ka a podam mu kartu vyplne-
nou die Vaseho navodu. Jde vse
hladce az n ajmeno Cechoslo
wax a tn on ma mne cesky a Wy
jste Cechosloy&k a dostal "a cd
pov6d "Ano."
Sahnul po jinem listu. kde
meN jmena vlad a narodd; po
prehlednutf toho listu pravil, ze
jest mu Ito, lie mne nemIze "a
nesti co Cechoslovaka ale co Ra
kusana. Marine bylo mole wy
svetlovani, po dobrem ! po zlem
to nepomahalo.
Po seste hodine hoch pfinesl
mi Svet a tam naseN jsem zpra
VII, ze 1rednfci must mas pripu-
stiti co Cechoslovaky. Wal jsem
noviny a Sci s mimi zpet do bud
ky s pozadavkem, ably ma listku
skrtli jmeno zlotrileho Rakou
ska a dali tam Cechoslovak. Cd
mftli opet a tn tazal jsem Sc
itch ida uni cesky cisti. Pri-
svedcib jeden z Mich a ja mu u
kazal odstavec We Svetu o ma
Sem uznani americkou vladOu
pojednavajfcf. Pc pfecteni "a
volal hlavniho drednlka o in
strukce. Ale ami zde jsem nepo
ridil. Je pry to stejne jaka via
da je udana ma registracni listi
ne, kdyz mann prvni papir, bur
du pry povazovan "a spojence.
Pravil, ze vi, ze CechosDovaci
boiuji nynf O svou svobodu re
ale on sam nemdze pfekrociti
instrukce mu dane.
Zadal bych Vas o radu, zda
by sc to nedalo nejak napravi
ii. Domnivam Sc ze We imenova
mem precinktu vsichni Cechoslc
vaci zaneseni byli CO Rakusani
neb Uhri. S dctou
FIR. Silhavy,
odberatel Sveta.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1918-09-14
MEsT0 zADA oDSKoDNE.

sPravni zastupci kontraktor-
ske firmy Bates & Rogers, KITE
ra provedla stavbu noveho W.
sokeho mostu, odbyvali vcera
poradu sc zastupci m9sta a O.
kresu, by Sc dohodli O vysi tod
skodneho "a nevykonanf prace
v Gas. Vyse, odskodneho odha
duje Sc ma $15O,00O.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1918-09-14
POTREBUJI POMOC MA
FARME.

Farmari kolem Madison po-
trebuji pomoc pro trhanl ovp-
ce. Ucitelky i studentky v praz
dninach vykonaly mnoho prace
vsak musely Sc vratit k svemu
povolani.
Ovoce pfichazi We zkazu, zc
neni dGstatek pracovnich sill. V
Madison Sc dosud udrzela sku..
pima pracovnic. cd Y. w. C. A.
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PRfSNY TREST PROTI NEO-
PATRNOSTI.

Okresnf zalobce Sam. Doer-
fler prohlasil vcera, ze bude
nyni pfisne pronasedovati neo
patrnou jfzdu v autech. Cd /.
ledna t. r. zabito byAo v meste
nasem "a osob a 1905 jich pora
memo. We SVEN ,prohlaseni vyzy
va vsechny autoisty k opatrne
jfzde. i
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1918-09-14

aw."ZAZRACNY ELIXIR" a.
neb "Lucifer" jest nazev pskne
prostonarodni operety, kterou
v nedsli Is. zari zahaji sezonu
TYL v &. N. SIM ma Broadway.
Zaopatrte 81 vstupenky u p.
Vacka v cas-.
The Robesonian., 1918-07-22
The August American Magazine.

The August American Magazine
leads off with ''The Story of the Yam
kee Kid" which is an account of the
exploits of Harvey Johnson, a four
teen-year-old Kentucky boy who has
fought in the trenches of Europe
"Seven Good Things Coming Out Of
the War" is by DR.. Frank Crane, the
famous editorial writer. Charles Edi-
son, son of Thomas A. Edison, has
written an article called "My Expe-
.riences Working for Father" in which
he tells some new stories of Thomas
A. Edison. Baroness Huard is the
author of war article called "How
Would You Like These Germans in
Your House? Booth Harrington has
written a splendid article called "Us-
ing the Kaiser; Fred Kelly tells
What Kinds of People to Trust in
Money Matters" and DR.. Rose says,
You Don't Naturally Get Fat as You
Grow Older"
The theatrical article this month is
by and about Billie Burke. George
M. Reynolds, the Chicago banker, tells
"Why the Decisive Man Wins OUT
and Making Splurge for the Neigh
bors' is an anonymous article on liv-
ing too high. The fiction contains
stories by such we'll known authors
as Jack Lait, Ellis Parker Butler, Will
c. Beale, and Francis Ludwig. Hol-
worthy Halls new serial continues
and the Interesting People and Fami-
ly Money departments are as inter-
estlng as usual.
The Robesonian., 1918-07-22

IN rest billets, digging roads, drilling,
and other fatigues, and then back into
the front-line trench.
Nothing happened that night, but the
next afternoon 1 found out that a
bomber is general utility man in a Sec
ton.
About five O'Clock in the afternoon
our lieutenant came down the trench
and stopping in front of bunch of us
on the fire step, with a broad grin on
his face, asked:
"Who is going to volunteer for listen
ing post tonight? I need two men,"
1t is needless to say no one volun-
teered, because it is anything but
cushy Job. l began to feel uncomfort-
able as knew it was getting around
for my turn. Sure enough, with another
grin, he said:
"Empey, you and Wheeler are due,
so come down into my dugout for In
structions at six o'clock"
Just as he left and was going around
traverse, Fritz turned loose with a
machine gun and the bullets ripped the
SuuOOiSS right OfeT HIS QGaO. 1t gave
me great pleasure to see him duck
against the parapet. He was getting q
taste of what we would get later out
In front.
Then, of course, it began to rain. !
knew it was the forerunner of a mis-.
cradle night for US. Every time had
to go out in front, it just naturally
rained. Old Jupiter Pluvius must have
had it in for me.
| AT six we reported for instructions
| They were simple and easy. All VIZ
had to do was to crawl out into NJ
Mans Land, lie on our bellies with on,
ears to the ground and listen for thu
tap. tap Of the German engineers q,
sappers who might be tunneling unde,
No Mans Land to establish a mine
head beneath our trench.
Of course, in our orders we were tolf
not to be captured by German patrol.
or accommodating parties. Lots O
breath is wasted on the western from
giving silly cautions.
The Robesonian., 1918-07-22
Are You One of Them?

There are great many people who
would be very much benefited by tax
ing Chamberlain's Tablets for veal,
or discrdered stomach. Are you one
of them? Mrs R. R. Scarf, Baldwins-
vile, n. Y, relates her experience in
the use of these tablets: Il had g bad
spell with my stomach about six
months ago, and was troubled for two
or three weeks with gas and severe
pairs in the pit of my stomach. Our
druggist advised me to take Cham
Eer.ain's Tablets. l took bottle home
and the first desc relieved me wonder
fully, and | kept on taking them until
! was cured" These tablets do not re-
lieve lain, but after the pain has beer
relieved may prevent it's recurrence.
The Robesonian., 1918-07-22
Many Functions Combined i
Valve-Repair Tool.

Five different kinds of work can be
done with three-piece valve-repail
outfit designed for motorists, which
is shown in the August Popular Me-
chanics Magazine, TIE largest II en,-
Der consists Of G cylinder notched at
one end and threaded or the inside for
recutting outside stem threads. The
opposite end is used in turning hexag-
'onal nuts. A second part has conf
cal threaded head useful in removing
broken plungers. 4 shoulder near, the
end is employed in roaming eff rough
nipples. A third tool. also used in re-
moving broken plurgers, has a sharp
Wedge-shaued point.