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New-York tribune., 1918-04-21

JUST back of the second line
D trenches, he has time for
thoughts ~-= long, long thoughts.
Thoughts like these:
at home they are raising the Third
Liberty Loan. 1t lot of money
billions of dollars. Yet somehow
dollars don't look as big ouer here
as they used to, back home.
My idea OF Big Things has changed!
Food and warm clothes, ships, guns,
shells, medicine, bandages, an1bu-
lances, aeroplanes Victory
they're the Biz Things ouer here.
For we'ue got to carry on and end
this helz-foreuer.
And this idea about the Big Things
must get across to the folks at home.
They know ere out for Victory
they ruon't fail US. OF course they'll
buy Liberty Bonds!''
Iend | Him tzG1 81 We must be wort
1Zdfz We must buy Lib
EWAENyM This appeal
VTslIy DECORA
LIBERTY VINO nave CO
BONDS Charles of London Dwen Bro
De P. Fren
Dodds The e4nte
ROADWAY,
New-York tribune., 1918-04-21

This appeal is endorsed by the following members Of the
DECORATORS TRADE OF NEW YORK CITY,
who have contributed this space to hell win the
Duveen Bros, Inc. H. F. Huber & Co.
p W. French Interior Arts Studio
The Herter Looms H. Koopman & Son
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09
Daily NOUeIette
HER UNPARDONABLE ERROR


CAMUEL SNOOKUMS. having gone
y to bed early while his wife was
delivering a lecture or What Are
Men Good For. Anyway downstairs
to a party of women friends. was
snoring mildly when Mrs. snookums
entered the room at II p. m.
Strong, si1very moo light was steal
ing into the room, lighting up a path
way right over to Mr.. Snookum' s
trousers on the back Of a chair.
This unusual thing seemed to strike
Mrs SnoOkum's superstitious bone.
for the moon to her mind. pointed
straight to the trousers for some
mysterious purpose
So, losing no time, not even to walk
tiptoe, she stole swiftly over to the
chair. and, horrorsi The moon spake
truel Five letters were sticking from
a pocket. pink. blue and white let
tiers. A thrill Of despair struck her
heart. sending nervous shivers all
over her, from tip to toe. A woman's
handwriting was on them-she knew
sweet nothing. and hints Of past and
future delightful meetingsi How she
dreaded to open them. but she must.
She would never know any peace OF
mind until she knew the worst And
she glanced over at her husbands
round. fat bald head in accusing de-
spair.
Extracting the letters from the I'M
faithful ones pocket. she shakingly
tore them open. one after the other.
and spread them out upon her lap. A
cold sweat sprang out on her and
she nearly tainted. But fortunately,
she revived herself with some smell
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09

Lady writeE- Il am writing for
advice to cure myself Of pimples and
boilz- Ny skin seems too oily"
Answer The organs which elimi-
nate waste matter need attention OBJ
tain three grain sulpherb tablets mot
sulphur tables) and take regularly
as per directions for several months.
Father" writes should a man
OF forty-siL find himself utterly inca
pacitatedZ Am weak, nervous, timid
selt-cOusciouE- Do not sleep we'll
Arise with a tired feeling. lame back
and often have severe headache in the
back part Of head Tickle appetite.
bit when I do eat do not get
Answer: To use a common express
sion you have exceeded, the speed
Init and your nervous system needs
the ard Of an invigorating tonic medl-
cine Get tube Of three grain csdo-
meme tablets. Take as per directions
and continue treatment several
months If necessary
Young Miss writes: NV hair IS
combinE out my scalp itches and
daudruff is much annoying, and
want something to cure these condi-
tons"
Answer For hair and scalp trou-
blss have never found anything to
equal the beneficial results Of a thor
ouEh treatment OF plain yellow
IninyoL 1t is cooling, cleansing and
fnvigorating. and thousands now use
10 regularly as a hair and scalp tonic
Restless writes. 7 am uneasy
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09
Take Your Medicines

ResuIarly This sprinE-HoOd's SurSa-
pariIIa Before Menls-Peptiron After.
This combination is having wonder
ful success everywhere.
Il is relieving rheumatism. expell-
Ing humors. restoring lost appetite.
giving the glow OF health TO the
cheeks. making faces bright and
complexions clear. and literally giving
worn-out. brain-fagEed people new
ambition and the strength Of iron
For lt combines that most useful
Of ali metals-iron-in a course Of
medicine that is peculiarly effective
Hoods SarsapariIla Is made from an
unsurpassed formula Of blood-purlfy-
ing and stomach-tOning remedies, and
Pepuron from pepsin, iron, nux and
other blood and stomach tones that
physicians prescribe.
IN cases where a cathartic is
needed Hoods Sarsaparilla and Pept-
iron are very effectively supplement-
cd by Hoods Pills. relieving bilious
ness constipation, and all liver Ills
Adv
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09
Years Ago Today
From The Herald OF
This Date, 1904.

TIE probable purchase Of the FL
4 Paso & Northeastern railway by
the Rock Island system is predicted as
the result Of a conference Of a num-
Der Of prominent officials OF the two
lines in Albuquerque
The boilershops Of the G. H & s. A.
railway closed today as the result Of
the walkout Of the machinists en-
pioyed by the company. striking for
recognition Of the union.
War between Brazil and Peru has
been precipitated by battle between
troops OF the two countries in the
Acre district
British newspapers are growing ir-
ritable over the meaEer news which is
developing in the eastern war. which
does not compensate for the expense
Of maintaining their staffs OF CORE
Epondeuts.
Sir Henry Stanley, noted correspond
eut and explorer. famed for his search
for the Livingstone African expedi-
tion. die6 this morning in London,
England
Schroeder. self styled athe pope Of
the Divine Catholic Church Of the
world. and divine healer" dressed in
gaudy. flowing robes Of many colors,
arrived In FL Paso last night 10 con-
duct services here.
on hundred japanese. said to con-
troll capital Of over 100000. are en-
route 10 Texas to investigate the rice
fields Of the state.
For the first time since the declar-
alton of a quarantine against Mexico,
che passengers Of the Mexican Cen
trail on arriving in Juarez, were al
lowed 10 enter Texas last night Each
was required 10 swear that he had
not been in an infected district for
five daWs
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09
Bedtime Story For The Little Ones
UNCLE WIGCLY AND The MAY APPLES.
By r.

which were quite pretty, each one
growing between green leaves
Uncle Wiggily had gathered quite
a bouquet Of the flowers. and he was
thinking that perhaps Nurse Jane
might want 10 wear some to the
movies that night, when. all Of sud
den. the bunny heard a queer sound
II was a sort Of snickering laugh
N.Y. I wonder what that Isl
thought Uncle Wiggily. Il hope II
isn't the laughing hyena, that once
bothered me So
"Hal Hai You're wrong, my friendF'
said a sneering voice
well. that sounds as If there might
be trouble" said the bunny uncle sort
Of half out loud TO himself. I wonder
If that is Sammie Littletail or John
ME or Billie BushytaiL. trying to play
a trick on me2'
wrong again. said the voice, and
the snickering laugh came again
You'll be surprised when you see US!
MY goodness me. sakes alive and
some toasted loIlypOps" cried Uncle
Wiggily. rs there more than one OF
your
There are two OF US! Two Skee-
fcks are we. and you we've come 70
seer chanted the bad creatures. and
out they hoped from behind trees
You can't get away from US. Uncle
~ AEElLNr HaA4 AAAE III - oHAANA-sla-7
the one that had so long tried TO get
souse off the bunny's ears. I couldn't
catch you with the WOOzle, While or
Wazzle Bugs. but my friend. Skee-
Kicks No. .. and I viii surely catch
you"
well. now don't know about
that" said Uncle WiEgily. as bravely
as he could. Il don't want to get
caught. VIII you let me 90 II I give
1r-r1 HHn=unr1r ~ he
asked, foxylike.
NO. indeed cried Skeezicks No. /
ct should say not.' vociferated
Skeezicks No. 2, which means he said
sFIai Then will you let me go for
these2" suddenly and bravely shouted
the bunny. And with that he picked
Up a lot Of mushy May apples and
threw them al the Skeezickses. No.
I and also No. 2. Right in their faces
he threw the mushy May apples. and
they got in the eyes and noses and
mouths Of the Skeezickses. No ] and
also No. ., and the bad creatures
aOh. wowi Don't throw any more
soft. fluffy. mushy apples at u.s. Wen
be good. We didn't know you had
anything but mandrake flowers
Then" said Uncle WigEily. as the
bad Skeezicks ran away. before you
try to catch me again. you had better
20 to school and learn that May ap-
nies and mandrakes are the same
thing. and that May apples are fine
for throwing at Skeezickses. though II
isn't often that the apples and bios
SONS come at the same time But
these did. and they saved me from
you bad chaps"
And 50 the May apples had, and II
the lightning bug doesn't set fire TO
the water in the gold fish tank. and
boil the sardines for breakfast. III
tell you next about Uncle Wiggily and
the Welsh rabbit-Copyright 1913. BY
Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09

The questions answered below are gen
eral IN character. the symptoms OF dis
eaEes are given and the answers VIII aD-
ply IN any case OF similar nature
Those wishing further advice. free. may
address Dr. LeWis Baker. College BldG-.
ColleEs-EIwood streets. DAYTON. Ohio. en-
FOR reply Full name and address must
be given. but only initials or fictitiouH
names VIII be used IN ny 1EaWsrG The
prescriptions can be filled AZ any we'll
order Of wholesaler
about my health. Ny kidneys and
bladder are not well. Have spells Of
to arise frequently. Urine bad odor
and color, very scant sometimes. Ny
ankles puff and under nv eyes I have
bags. Please prescribe"
Answer: Your symptoms indicate
YOU need treatment to tone I'D the
functions Of kidneys and bladder OBJ
tain in sealed tubes balmwort tablets
and take. as per directions for sew
eral weeks. or until relief is exper-
fenced.
Il w asks: What may I do TO
set relief from rheumatism"
Answer: Use the following prescrip-
ton for rheumatism and YOU should
receive quick and sure relief . drains
OF 4u44QG OF potassium Grams So
dun salicylate. = OF. wine Of colchi-
cum. 1 OF. comp. essence cardiol. 1 o.
comp. fluid balmwort and ozs. OF
syrup sarsaparilla- Mix and take
teaspoonful at meal time and again
before going to bed.
NOTE: For many years DR.. Baker
has been giving free advise and pre-
scriptions 10 millions Of people through
the press columns. and doubtless has
helped IN relieving illness and dis
tress more than any single Individual
in the worlds history. Thousands
have written him expressions OF graf
itude and confidence similar to the
following:
Dr.. Lewis Baker, Dear SRI have
been taking Sulpherb Tablets for con-
stipation and liver trouble for two
weeks. and find that they give me
the most beneficial results OF any
thing that I have taken for the past
20 years. So pleased am I that rec
ommend them 10 all my friends. Il
enclose stamp and coupon for book
Health and Beauty" and trusting
may receive more benefits from read
ing it. / am
Very truly yours.
T. J. O'BRIEN
"a Pine St
Mittineague, Mass
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09

over the spot where the guillotine
has stood. On the four corners Of the
square eight monuments TO the eight
principal French cities were erected.
One Of these was a monument to
Strasburg, the capital Of Alsace-Lor-
raine.
When the city. with the rest OF the
province. passed into the hands of the
Germans by the treaty Of 1870. the
monument was drapsd in black Ex-
He'd Alsatians covered its marble with
wreaths OF immortelies. the mourning
flower OF hope II became a place OF
an aching hurt in the very
heart of France. The monument OF
Strasburg stood for all that France
had lost. But when the German army
entered Alsace-Lorraine in 1914 the
black wells were removed and Stras-
burg came back TO France. The with
cred wreaths Of immortelles were re-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09
Stop itching Eczema

Never mind how often you have tired
sndfailed, you can stop burning, itching
eczemaquicziy by applying little zemO
furnished BY anydruggistfor Csc Extra
fzrge bottle, SL00. Healing begins the
moment Zemo is applied. In a short
tine usually every trace Of eczema,
tsuer, pimples, rash, blackheads and
similar sldn diseases viii be removed.
For clearing the skin and making it
vigorously healthy, alWaysuse zemo the
penetrating entisepGcEquid. Its nota
greasy salve and It does notstain- When
others fan It IS the one dependable
treatment forsl1in troubles Of all kinds.
TheE ". Rose Co. Cleveland, O.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09

GGDON'T you want 10 come for q
u walk with me. Nurse Jane?"
asked Uncle WiggiIy Longears. the
rabbit gentleman. OF Miss Fuzzy
Wuzzy. the muskrat lady bungalow
keeper one day. as he started out.
Perhaps we might have an adven-
ture, you and together"
Thank you answered Miss Fuzzy
Wuzzy, I'd like to come. but the
Woozle While Wazzle Bugs might
chase after US and"
"Oh. have no fear Of them" boldly
and bravely cried Uncle Wiggily
Those bugs have gone far away.
Come and have an adventure"
No" said the muskrat lady. I'D
like TO but thi- is sweeping day. and I
am trying 10 get the bungalow to look
nice and neat Go off and then this
evening you can tell me all about it."
III do more than that" said Uncle
Wiggily to himself, as he hoped on
toward the woods. I'll take Nurse
Jane TO moving picture show to-
night It isn't fair that I should go
off every day looking for adventures.
while she stays home and sweeps or
dusts the bungalow. III surely take
her 10 the movies
SO on hoped the bunny uncle.
thinking of the little treat he was to
give Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy. when. all Of
sudden. M LOngears came 10 a
sort Of green, grassy place. and in it
grew some plants with white, waxy
blossoms on them
@Hai The mandrake blossoms" said
Uncle Wiggily. for he knew what they
were, being a wise rabbit I'll just
gather a bouquet OF the blossoms and
take them to Nurse Jane She used to
say that after hard days work, see
ing flowers sort Of rested her And
they viii be pretty to put in a vase
in the bungalow III gather some"
So into the green. grassy place
hoped Uncle Wiggily. and he began
TO gather the mandrake flowers.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09
Beauty Chats
Home Mad &c BLeqches
By EDNA KENT FORBES

Of ALL the cosmetics that can be
" made at home. I should say that
face bleaches are the easiest-and the
most important always want 70
know exactly what goes into any
thing I use on my face or hands.
even want TO know the ingredients Of
the soap I use. And I'd never dream
Of using a lotion to whiten the skin
unless knew positively that il had
nothing harmful in it; for there are
many bleaching agents that are not
specially good for the complexion,
though they will whiten it.
Yet, the homemade kind are just
as effective. and are always harm
less. Lemon juice, for instance, is
uneXcelled. Il can be made dozen
ways-the juice applied plain and
rinsed off in a few minutes. or diluted
with two, three or four times its
amount Of boiled water or rose water,
and applied several times day. It
can dry in. then Just washing over
the face with this lotion. is wonder
fully refreshing.
Then there is watermelon juice. an
excellent bleach To preserve IL, about
a third OF its amount Of pure alcohol
should be added. And there's white
WINE vinegar which is EQu4 AOL
freckles. too-as all bleaches are.
This can be perfumed and used as a
toilet vinegar. either mixed with the
rinse water when the face is washed
or applied afterwards.
There is also cucumber Juice-made
by taking large cucumbers, slicing
them thin and boiling them, skin
seeds and all. in a little water; when
soft and mushy, the cucumbers are
strained through a cloth, and as much
Of the mushy pulp is squeezed
through the cloth as possible. To
preserve this. add a little pure al
cchol.
Questions and Answers
Henrietta-Georget crepe can be
washed and irOned like any wash ma
terial. Use mild soap (blueing, II the
color seems to run out) and iron
while damp. It seems to shrink
slightly while wet. but the shape re-
turns when you press it.
Anxious-Get a doctor TO touch the
wart with caustic- and il Will come
off Or have on electric needle
specialist treat it-either way viii re-
move il.
Inuuirier-what you read was
misprint: IL should be sage and sui
phur. This makes gray hair brown
and is quite harmless. In some cases
it rubs off a trifle, but nat always.
think you mean F. Phillips Op-
penheim, who writes the stories Of
continental life. He is an English
man.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09

ing salts and returned to the grue-
some task
The moon. seeing its warning heed
ed. hid behind a cloud as though
dreading to see the mischief IL had
caused. SO. without light. she
switched on the electricity and saw
oh, my heartt She saw five letters
she had given him to mail for her a
week before, the ueglectful beastl
So she went over to her sleepy mate.
shook him awake and gave him the
dickens for forgetting to mail the
letters and then went to bed some
what relieved in mind.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09
TRAVELETTE
By NIKsAH.
THE sTRAsBURG MONUMENT.

THE sTRASBURG MONUMENT.
THE strasburg monument has laid
1 aside its mourning. Its somber
wells Of black have been replaced by
the red. white and blue Of the tri-
color-its wreaths OF immortelles by
garlands OF lilies and roses. The
monument IS the one bright spot in
mourning Paris-France welcomes
back her exiled daughter to the par
ent fold.
The monument stands on the cor
ner Of the Place de Ia Concorde. a
public square near the Seine that has
seen history in the making. II was
the scene OF the execution OF Marie
Antoinette and Louis XVL-the Place
de la Guillotine. as 1t was then called.
After the revolution its CHASTITY name
was changed and an obelisk placed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09
BoOtIeggers losing as
Officers Steal Whisky

Hoquiam, wash. Nay s.-Something
new in "bootlegging" has been de-
veloped by dealers in contraband
whisky here They raided the steam
ship willamette when 1t arrived from
California ports. and representing
themselves as officers OF the law.
"confiscated" 30 cases OF whisky
When the steamship officers notified
the police, the patrolmen thought the
sherlfr had been busy ralding. and
laughed at the seamen.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09

Anxious-Get a doctor to touch the
wart with caustic, and II will come
off Or have on electric needle
specialist treat it-either way will re-
move il.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09
The Kind Of Soles You !

Whenyou analyze your shoe problem
you are bound to consider chiefly what
soles you need.
You need long-wearing soles = to G.
mounting shoe bills.
You need waterproof soles to
against dampness when rubbers are left
You need sOles that resist slipping
make walking safer.
You need flexible soles-to be easy on
and do away with the old torture Of bre'
YouneedsOlest hathaveGllthesegOOde
There are such soles-NeoIin Soles, de
by scientists to have all the qualih
should have.
You and your family need Neolin S
are entitled to them.
Get them on the shoes you buy this
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09

placed by the lilies OF France and
roses Of England the exile had re-
turned.
The Strasburg monument is the
soul of France-the Marseillaise in
marble. The tri-color shall never
again be lowered for the crepe. the
lilies shall never be covered by the
immortelles- 1t is Frances pledge to
her allies. her covenant with herself
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09
WHO SHOULD EAT SUBSTITUTES

There is a scsnty supply Of wheat
in the worlds bin. Somewhere the
deficit must be made Up by cutting
down consumption OF. II necessary. by
doing without until the new harvest
shall bring in more. Shall the
housewives OF the allied countries
alone accomplish this? Or shall
Americas homes assume this war
time responsibility
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-05-09

Lawn mowers ground and sharpensd
by experts. Allen Arms & Cycle Co.
ADV
Evening star., 1918-11-10
COTERISTS.
BY DIR. FRANK CRANE.
Copyright, 1851

There's no use looking in the die
tionary for the word "Coterist"; it's
brand-new; / have just made it my
sort of pleasures that are peculiar to
coteries A coterie is a set, or clique.
OF pleasures the market is surely
upside down; for the worst are the
most expensive and most difficult to
procure. while the best are free
gratis-for-nothing.
For instance, 1 suppose that by the
common consent of mankind the hap
piest place in the universe is heaven.
And it Is the testimony of those
most expert in ecstasies that nothing
on earth is comparable to the de-
light of communion with God.
And does not Lowell say:
:. 'Tis heaven alone that Is given AWAY.
'Tis only God may be had for the asking"
And. descending from these spiritual
heights to more mundane satisfac-
tions. we find that the most abiding
joys are of those kinds that are COM
mon to all men.
All men eat and drink, love and
play, run and rest, and it makes little
difference whether it be in hall or
hut.
The pleasures of life lie not hori-
zontaliy in any stratum: they run
as keen and clean at the bottom as
at the top.
don't want any kind of enjoy
ment that is exclusive. It's sure to
be unwholesome. I hate the word
Exclusive" anyhow.
would travel abroad to see the
Louvre and St Peters, not for the
pleasure of saying that I had seen
them.
I do not want to go to Lady Chive-
den's tea simply because. few are in
vited; I'd rather go to movie where
any one can get in for 10 cents.
want the same kind of necktie,
hat and shoes all men wear; I should
be ashamed of an Exclusive" overcoat-
1 value a club for the fellows that
belong to it, not for those that can't
get in.
go to hear music that pleases me.
gives me a distinct emotion. not the
music one Is supposed to enjoy be-
cause the common herd cannot un-
derstand 1t.
elegant Restaurant de Robbersneet
with a few influential social leaders
and eat French bric-a-brac and listen
to long speeches by prominent pores.
I'd rather have ham and cabbage over
at Moore's Cafe with a few OF the
boys.
don't want to talk with 4 different
accent from my fellows:
do not write for just the en-
lightened few. I do not take to the
esoteric. Any idea that cannot be
uttered in simple words. SO that the
elevator boy can grasp 1t. is not much
of an idea.
put the newspaper above the
bound book because the daily sheet
must appeal to the great masses.
The great masses have more COM
mon sense, more sound judgment,
more real religion ana moro sense
of humor than any coterie.
Humanity IL warmed by the sun.
The coterie is heated by . stove.
No church understands Jesus -
--n IS do the people on the strehs
Evening star., 1918-11-10
500 Down Secures
Florida Orange Grove

20 acres. in tillage; wire-fenced pasture; 90
orange, 35 grapefruit trees. also guavas. per-
simmons. strawberries. ETC.; nearly new house:
2 big porches; good fishing in nearby lake;
poultry; toolhouses; owner making quick change
makes low price $1,75O; if taken soon in
cludes mule. harness. wagon. tools. hog, poul-
try, some furniture. acres with Groom house
for 81 900 shown same trip. Details both page
68. Strout's catalogue, copy mailed free. E. A.
STRoUT FARM AGENCY. Dept. 1913. Heard
Bank bldg, Jacksonville, Fla. and Land Title
hldg., Philadelphia, Pa.
176 ACRES IN BLUE RIDGE FRUIT BELT
so miles north Of Washington; 1000 apple
trees just beginning to bear; house. barn and
insfon; fruit on This farm n viii pay for farm
each year after few years. Can furnish e1-
perienced manager. 500 per acre.
so acres, miles from Gettysburg. Pa; in
high state of cultivation; excellent buildings
on macadamized road; large stream runs
through place and railroad adtoins; beautiful
view Of Blue Ridge mountains. Price. $500.
II yon are looking for safe place in which
to invest your money You should consider these
farms. Address Box 238-H, Star Office