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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26
Charcoal Eph's Daily Thought.

Mheh de Angel Gabriel blow he trumpet an
de good an de bad all wake up," said Charcoa,
Eph, in n mood, "dey gwine be a bean O,
treble fndn' place fo' de fellow what bol,ah
amen wid he han in de pore mans pocket Try
joWl, Mistah Jackson
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

Ban placed on easy chairs for the dining
room VIII be accepted uncomplainingly OH
condition that Hoover will make it worth
while to drawn up the old-fashioned straight
kind.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

Partisan tailors are selling Woodrow Will
SON. suits, hats and collars. One of these
days somebody will name nickel cigar after
that man, and then his fame will be secure
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

Explained.
Until to-day ! did not know
Why eating places run up so.
But now I'm wiser;
The girl who brings my pie to m.
Assures that II is so that we
who want all Europe to be free
VIII get soSdoKsoned mad, b'ees.
That we Will HATE THE KAISER!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26
aviation EsaminInr s.L

!! ON statement ar the 1910 wing
ir Sespe; t1ieete y. 90 1918: e
the air seryiee status in the draft,
lhndutt:on OF mechanics and opehed for
ers ci hos commissions as pilots. bomh-
Practiea IIIvG npe and balloonits ,omD.
Two is found unit for f,vi win. or every
,rsa examination, while, even of zee
Gna1le ' to do ,ar re- number prove wholly
Sasy IN learning the theories or AIS,
aauio. photography bombing. r,ant; ~,
That sGiy an ~ n artillery observation. so
in the frs step at the, rron u,G1aa a liilee
ana still more in the actual Iw,n;,
ff or Gyip iater Mhie this present cali
generally, it 1i is hoeso is ,, being made
TO avoid unnecessary pressure - IN oFa ger
I'M, boards, possible candida "a.
the i p GonJiaGr whether they have both
necessary. The ago limits for fivers
are from eighteen to thirty. inclIsivc
f i've" a prSte ere to those under twenty.
10 torty-hvc. Applicants may apniv ~
IN, aviation examining boards located
no atlanta, Ca. Georgia School of Tech.
Boston, Mass, 7ss Roylston street
Chicago; nj. 2so East Ohio str Street
dallas. Texas, Camp Dick.
Fort Sill, Okla. Post Field.
Building. ohS
n; minneapolis. Minn., University Of
New York City, i04 Broad Street.
San Antonio. Texas, Fort Sam Hous
Street.
s., Louis, Mo. 5s5 South Euclid Ave-
Washington. d. c.. Building "p.o floor
Canal Zone. Camp Sherman.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

Missing in action" OF all the words
"hlch PeTShing cables across the Atlantic
these probably cause the most real suffering
10 the foika Mt home. When one is told
mat the boy was killed in action The brain
Ii numbed and the fountain springs of sui
fering choked. but when IL is missing IN
action" the mind becomes the prey OF imagi-
Eation, and anxiety multiplies into anguish.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

oihcehoiderS had better make the most
OF lhcir position and save as much money
us they can while the going is good" For.
verify the Old order will soon change, and
INC present faithful public servant will have
TO look elsewhere than tho public treasury
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

1t is developing into a race to see which
OF the racial units composing the polyglot
Austria Hungary will be the first To gel out
from under the yoke OF the Hapsburgs, since
the inevitable breakup is AT hand The Ger
mans IN Austria, 10 save their faces and stab
Kaiser Karl in the back, are the latest to de-
clare themselves independent. Their real
purpose, OF course, is not independence. but
under the guise OF scIf-detcrmination to
annex themselves with Germany in that way
salV"ging for Berlin Il bit OF the wreckare
from what was TO have served as one OF the
tcorner-stones OF its world-empire
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26
Revived.

es' sir and just then Mrs. Bingham walked
ln' and there was her husband, holding his TYNE
writer in his lap. and"
Giminy! What did she do?"
Why she helped him hold it until nc cou,o
get the thing fixed"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26
Histrionfc,

door. '''e oach
Please M he said TO the Pleasant Person
win the scowl on Her Face, could v helm a
fellow somethin' t eat: wasn't always This
tn stage" " ''
what did you do on the stage?r she asked as
he finished his pie. "
u drove II. Lady he said, lightly voultir-
the fence and away. '7
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26
LiterarY Nnta

Ana SO you nave decided to plunge yourself
into the literary world, Doctor?,
Yes indeed, have. You have no idea what
an enormous demand there is for books On
symptoms among tho people who haven't anv-
thing the matter with them,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26
Much Ado About Nothing

ny ROY X. MOULToN.

Live md Learn.
The ban Is on the banquet
Herbert Hoover Wills IL so
In his new list OF food rules,
Respectfully do we ask it
20 they serve food at banQuets?
We have attended many OF them.
Aud We never found ono guilty
or lowering the nations supply
Of sustcnancc
We have always eaten at home
Before going to banquets.
And then had a little lunch
NJ q restaurant afterward.
We have always heard that
y banquet was a place to go
TO get new hat or perhaps
y new Overcoat or
Something else TO wear
Not something to eat.
As the Greek philosopher.
Erysipelas, once truly said:
Live and learn"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

u. q, Keysvillc.-A hat,a!.
b aitay attends the commanderh staff
oBcaon and delivers orders ~ ~ N, ne
exactly as given to him ohis
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

III these great days OF magnificent military
victories and St,o00,000,000 Liberty loans il
is more or less difficult to divert ones mind
10 the thrift stamp, but that does not make
~ Oh any less Importance in the general
scheme or Americas war preparations. Viz
sinia mas Tar 10 go before its full quota OF
the hallopal 2,OO0,OO0,000 issue is sub
eoi'peo' ana Hercuiean work must be done
between ms and the closing Of the cam
paign If its war loan cscutcheon is 10 be ken,
without blot. Virginia can do it, and an
.douptediy viii, but the time grows short and
Flhere Is none 10 be wasted "A war STAMP
a day, more Huns to slay," should he adopted
as the slogan OF every citizen until the State
has oversu bscribed it's allotment
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

Who the King Of France ,ybo ,;,,
Zen thousand men went up the hin and ,ben
went down again? He's got a some big laugh
on certain Person from Potsdam
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26
Not SuAnend.a
lf DOIiur Of 1914

oi petersburg has not been sus nmG ou'
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

directions: First you catch the cockroach
lheh' holding him gently but firmly under tbs
ie't wing 'ickie him on the right side until he
laoShs. AZ exactly that juncture nick nm
hatiron and insert it between his laws mi
VIII render him harmless. Then. start the
monograph on turkey trot. Place the cool.
roach on the Kitchen table. Hearing the turkev
the edge of the table he will lose his ba1onoa
fall on and the fatiron will mash him mo-
''' -''S-
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26
bnttalfon STAR o,.

half dol. Is: L., Hichmond.-A silva
value '''ar OF 1919 date has no ex tra
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26
Right of Ao,..,

g, t,Iiqu'Sitive, Ontario.[Reristr
SSatiSned with their cIassifss, rants dis
the di H1afd have the right Of apnea, ne ne
ssti6 1st re board. The attorneHss a 20
proceed h in t6s ,n, VIII tell YOU how to
ttbb I'M Lions, cases may be appenled eFft r
The peeiSion OF the district boa ri rom
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

II tne Kaiser wants to talk peace without
surrender he'll have to talk on the run
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

Every time we sec a soldier with Il leg off we
wonder how Wilhelm would look dangling
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26
Health Talks by DR.. VIM. Brady
The Doctor mud the War.
Copyright. 1918. by National New,p,1., s.rr,c.

he shall Offer his professional services to his
else can decide this hme Sa the aos tha
iiowcHer, an organization Is being formed
asek me volunteer Medical Service Corps. IT
qualified medical practitioner, old or young
P n,Esieany sound or defective, male female
RIO Is not already in the government service
aSrcemcnt to render any service for which ne
may be called upon by the committee of ply
sirians who serve as the governing board Of the
doctor. 1t is very different thing from a re-
quest from the government. 1t is asking the
ioetor 70 submit to the decision Of other doc
'oTs as TO his duty In certain circumstances.
ma or an Austrian. who would not jump at
INC S chance or rendering any service Of which
ne, ne Is capable. ut home or away from home. II
Tor Sucl service 1t is uncomfortable that any
lHGltimnte practitioner should let slip such an
opportuhity; Why thcn. fritter away energy
ton says) and why waste valuable material
manufacturing pretty buttons or other Insignia
Tor 10 doctors who elect to stay at home. wear?
Gus deed of self sacrifice Possibly in rare in
stances 1t is the bitterest kind Of self sacrifice
out that isn't the purpose of the so called Vol
oo con the entire uncomm issioned profession
ana to issue such orders 1t secs ft-all with
ouI any oihcial review or sanction by tho gov.
crnment you should remember.
IRere is very simple way for n doctor who
IS not as yet commissioned In the government
service to announce his patriotism TO tho world
net l., MN apply for q commissiun--let her apply
=. >. Army. IL not eligible the fact will be duly
moted IN the letter OF rejection. Let the doctor
dren or et ira ,etLer, or preserve for his chill
curious to know what part father or grand
lather look in the great war.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

Looks as though they may have to add large
bed and six singles In the OLD Kings Home for
some prospective arrivals from Potsdan,.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26
W ar Note,

Honesty is the best policcma n.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

the With his thumb ON The Sl puas Of
the war.
WI, Xine ,Sa workers in France tread tho grapes
that's the way they put the kick in the Wine
into seclusion b. the rre"aiiing styles Is the
one who used to wear sand paper on her ankles
10 initiate the frou-frou of silk pettcoat.
speaking Of the entente eordiale in big Offices
n OF Once o niles fon
here. One had been there twenty years
and at the desk Tas who had been
the second man was. and approached the
who had been there twenty years: WHATS
What does he do?'
II have often wondered" vas the reply
Important Discovery.
"Norwacrts Secs Defeat OF Ciermany"-
We claim 'vorwacrts" is right for the first
time in four years.
Joe Reeds slogan.
E e. sspsa ads, 81 j.,
WIZ for:
The government is buying up all the castor
oil beans. Seems to be no end to the good news
these days.
There really is not much in name. SO it
Look at Ferdinand of Bulgaria then at Ferdi-
nand Foch.
bed and Six singles in the old Kings Home for
some prospective arrivals from Potsdam.
= Il you believe in CAPITAL a punishment for the
Kaiser why not exile him to Washington and
rest of his life?
ali over Che country and the Old red ear buys
oge kiss Just the same as before the war.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26
Qucntions md An.ners.


Systolc Heart Murmur.--l'lcasc tell me
MHnetner systolic heart murmur IS serious.
ould my husband be refused admission TO the
army because of such murnnIr? AZ L,
HnsWer-SyStolc means that the murmur or
mnsiG fal blowing sound is heard at the time OF
S!stole, or mt the time tho heart contracts or
beats 1t is not especially significant in Itself
ana an, 1dten aeeurs in normal persons. 1t would
not oe Sufhcient cause for rejection. provided
'here is no demonstrable heart disease.
More Weak Lungs. no appetite but I
make her eat. Is that wrong to do? The doctor
TO nave her enter a sanatorium or go to an
very poor in flesh. MRS II
Answer--lt is wrong to force child 10 ca,
"nat She does not want to cat. 1t is well, with
aerx nb M insist on reasonable time
mater how little the child may eat. '.Weak
i nSs is mere qubbing. no matter who the
uSctor may be that pcrpetuated the evasivc
hss Better find out whether the child
tainly wonderful boon for any undernourished
npooa IN nesh) or anemic weak in bloody or
cute eiviized every public school will be
"uulPpea win OMEN air claSsrooms for good
share Of the pupils
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

Why Fiji the Vacancy
To the Editor OF The Times D;sn,tc,.
Sir,-The Law may require that the
vacancy on the Administrative Board
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

Don't worry. Old DR.. Wilson is sitting at
the " $500 "
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

II you believe in capital punishment for the
Kaiser why not exile him to Washington and
make him pay Washington hotel rates for the
of his life?
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

Vineyard workers in France tread tho grapes
with their bare feet and, adds Bert Tayior
that's the way they put the kick in the Wine
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

ADDRESS ALI. COMMUNAL
TIONS to The Times Dis
patch, and not to Individuals.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

Husking bees as usual. They being held
all over the country and the old red ear buys
oge kiss Just the same as before the war.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

There really is not much in name. SO it
doesn't matter what one you hang on the baby.
Look at Ferdinand Of Bulgaria, then at Ferdi-
FOch
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

TELLfiiONE: Randolph L.
Private branch LAcnunkv
conncetipE with ali depart
ultuth.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-26

Another young lady who has been driven
into scclusion by the prevailing styles is the
one who used to wear sand paper on her ankles
10 initiate the frou-frou of n silk petticoat
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1918-08-29
Trout Fishing in
Arkansas River

Trout fishing in the Ar! ansas river
than for many years. due 20 the con
tinued and intelligent efforts of the
Sportemen"s committee oi the Canon
City Chamber of Commerce in stock
ing its waters with that kiad of fish.
Never waverine in its faith that the
Arkansas river could be converted
into a good fishing stream If the prop
er effort was made TO bring about
that result, the committee has worked
hard 10 accomplish it and experience
is proving ahat its belief is well
founded
Ever sinve the injunction was
Twin Lakes Placers company from
sluicing the mud and filth from its
mining operations at Granite into it,,
the river has been gradually clarity
ing itself and becoming habitable for
game fish. Encouraged by this action
and its consequences, the committee
has gone ahead with its undertaking
and have turned into the river from
and Coaldale within the last four or
five years. hundreds of thousands. If
not millions. of trout fry, obtained
from the state and government hatch
cries, to populate its waters Its la
bors are now beginning to show re.
suit and it is not unreasonable to
believe that within the next few years
The Upper Arkansas river will be
rod and reel
Rainbow trout, varying from eight
to fifteen inchees in length and
weighing from half pound to two
pounds. have been taken from the
river in considerable number in the
vicinity of Canon City during the last
two or three months. Occasionally
still larger one is caught, but not
often. They may be found almost
any where By the patient angler be-
tween Portiaod and Texas creek, or
beyond. altho they seem to frequent
the waters of the upper course of the
stream to a greater extent than else
where. Fairly good fishing has been
enjoyed by number of psople camp
ing along the river road in the canon
above Parkdaie this summer and some
good catches have been made at Coto.
paxi. Coaldaie. Texas creek and other
points.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1918-08-29
Gets Thirty Years
for Being Deserter

Private Horace John Clarke. who.
with Private F. NJ. McCrary an auto
driver of San Diego. Calf, on January
9th, was recently found guilty of muir
der by court martial at Camp Kear-
ney. He was, however. adjudged gull
ty of desertion from the army and the
larceny of McCreary's automobile aft
er the commission of the crime and an
order of life imprisonment was i'm
posed upon him. The reviewing board
reduced this sentence to thirty years
incarceration at Fort Leavenworth
and sustained the verdict of not guilty
on the charge of murder.
Grissom, who enlisted in the army
in this city, is still in Jail at San Diego
awaiting sentence. Grissom is al
legged to have killed McCrary. firing
the fatal shot from revolver which
he had taken with him for the pur-
pose.
1t is believed that he viii be given
a death sentence. The two men were
members of a regiment at Camp kear-
ney and hired McCrary to take them
for an automobile ride the night of
January 9th. When near Ecanto.
Calf. they murdered the driver of
the car and ran off with the machine
The murder created great interest
and Clarke and Grissom were cap
tured in Colorado after a chase last
ing several months. They We're finally
betrayed to the police by letter
written to a former sweetheart of
one of the men. She had subsequent
ing the letter. turned it over to the
authorities. Their arrest followed.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1918-08-29
LIEUT.. BERT THOMAS
ARRIVED OVERSEAS.
Wednesday
Or. keLLENeERoER STRICKEN
WITH APPENDICITIS.

Dr. G. III. keilenberger was strick
en- suddenly with appendicitis about
eight o'clock Tuesday evening ard
was taken TO the Red Cross hospital
at Saiida this morning for an oper-
alton. The attack was an acute one
and an effort was made to get Dr
Cochems OF Saiida 10 come here and
perform the operation but no arrange
ment OF that kind could b. effected
owing to the professional demands up-
on DIR. Cochem's time at home. nr.
+. ~ Carrier. who came here Tues
day afternoon from salida. In com
psny with A. Z. Wilson. took DIR. K.;-
icnberger to Saiida by auto nj
o'clock this morning. Dr. Carrier nd
Mr.. Wilson are expected to return
to Canon City this evening.
SURPRISED MRS. PRESCOTT.
A number Of friends OF Mrs. T. J.
Prescott met at her home on South
sth street last night for social gath
cring. The affair was a surprise In
honor OF her birthday. Light refresh.
mcn's were served and jolly good
time enjoyed by all.
Those present were: Mr.. and Mrs.
Joseph Bowler and two children. Mr.
and Mrs. WIN. Dollar and son War
rem. Miss Rhody. Mr.. whaicn, Miss
Bowen OF Chicago. Mr.. and Mrs. T. J.
Prescott. Mrs. Bower and Misses
Wilma Newcomb. Marie Prescott, FL.
sic and Mae Bower.
ouEsTioNNAiREs MAILED OUT
TUESDAY.
The Fremont county draft regis.
trants OF the 1918 class who regis.
tered for army service last Saturday
had their auestionnaires mailed to
them by the county board of excmp.
tons on Tuesday. They must fiji
them out and return them to the sec.
retary. OF the board within seven days.
II is expected that some Of them will
ask for deferred classification on the
ground Of dependency.
LEADvILLE GIRL TO ATTEND -
SCHOOL HERE.
Katherine Huter. daughter of Ed.
ward Huter. well known mining man.
has gone to Canon City. where she win
attend Mt St. Scholastica's academy
this school ycar.--LeadvilIa Herald.
Democrat.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1918-08-29
Twenty y-Three
Men Register for
Military Service

TweTty-three young men OF FIRE.
mont county who have become 81
years of age since June 5. 1918. were
registered as required by law for mil
itary duty last Saturday The regis
tration was held at Canon City,
young men are Liable for army SER
vice under orders of the provost mar
shall general and those physically
qualified must hold themselves in
readiness for call to the colors. 1t
is reported that most of them will be
sent to the training camps within the
next five or six months. The COM
plete list of such young men in this
county and their postoffice addresses
follow:
Willard Banks, Brewster.
Louis Marvin Cantrell. Canon City
Steve Castilian. Rockvale.
Harry Cottam. Canon City.
Edgar Ross Cremean, Florence.
Raymond Theodore Duntsch, Flor
ence.
Angelo Di Ciacomo. Coal Creek.
vinton Ancel Goure, Florence.
Russell l.. Jeffrey, Canon City.
Thomas William Jenkins, Penrose.
John William Lamb, Canon City.
Bud Nix, Canon City.
Lee Walter Raper. Concrete.
John Ross. williamsburg.
Joseph Lawrence Schwartz, Coal
Creek.
Arthur Andrew Skies. Florence.
Clarence Edward Steny, Canon
City.
Nathaniel Thomas stubbs. Graneda,
Colo.
Roy Thurman Thomas. Canon City.
Joseph Bryan Walker. Florence.
Joseph Wilson. Florence.
John Samuel Wright. Canon City.
Alert yucca. Rockyalc.
Purchase War Saving Stamps a,
Thrift Stamps. We must win!
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1918-08-29
Blue Front Grocery
"cIeanest Store In Town.

just as school is opening we
have u thousand S0-page ruled
Tablets. One free with 25c can
Calumet Baking Powder.
Our prices are not for day
special, but regular until mar
kets force us to change.
Large size Post Toasties each zoe
Solitaire or j. s. y. pint Blue
ing ---------------- 10c
Silver Gloss and Elastic Starch
two for -26c
Corn Starch t0c ID In bulk. or
two Lib packages -26e
Hulk Queen Olives per pint 3oc
Patrol Salmon. n '1.2 or. net.
Per can ------------------ -2Oc
Beet Red Socker Salmon. NJ
net. per can -------------40c
Unboltcd Meal rs ib $3.50, 10 N
6oe,.
Snow Drift io's $3.50, As si.so
2's zoe.
X you drink and know good
Tea. you should see and try ours.
722 Main st. Phone Canon ESQ
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1918-08-29
Monday
ENTERTAINED At
DANCING PARTY.

Miss Helene Yates entertained
about eight couple at dancing party
OF her home ON Tenth and Harrison
avenue. Friday evening Punch. ice
cream and waters were served and =
Jolly good time enjoyed by all. Those
present were: Dorothy Leis. Gather
inc Hood. Burleigb Mckenzie. Estcll
Frey. Katherine Kenly. Mona Friar.
AlDea Horney. Helene Yates. Chas
McBonough. Malcolm Carlson. Kico
james. Henry Galley. Max Hardy. Hol-
man Gibson. Clarence Wilson and Joe
Wilson.