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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-11-21
+ KIDNEYS AND
BLADDER BOTHER
TAKE sAtIHs 10 PLUsu KIDMEYl
AND NEUTRALlzn lRRlTA.
TING ACIDS

Kidney and Bladder weakness ~
suit from URIC acid. says . noted
authority. Tbs kidnsxs filter this
acid ftom ths blood and pass Il on
TO the bladdbr. whore, Il often 70.
mains 10 irrttats and iaflams. csus-
Ing . turni5g. sealdins ssasation. OF
setting up q irritation at TIE neck Of
the bidddef. oblisins yeu % seek ~
lief two /r three. times during The
night. The sufferer y In constant
dread. tts water paasss sometimes
with |scalding ssnsation pnd 10
very tgofuss; again there \ 1iffi.
Guilty avoiding II.
Bladder weakness. most folks call
II. because they can't control urins-
tiop. While It IL extremely annoying
and somstimes very painful. this y
really one Of the most simple all
msnts to overcome. Get about four
oupcss Of Jad Salts from your phas-
macist and take tablsspoonful II .
glass OF water before breakfast. con-
tinus this fos two or three days. This
will nsutraliss the acids In the urine
20 II no longer 10 q source Of jrrits-
tion to the bladder and urinary Or.
gans which then act normally again.
Jsd Salts 10 inexpensive. harmless.
and d made from the seid Of graess
and lemon Juice. combinsd with lith.
10. and u used by thousands ol folks
who are subject to urinary dlsordsrs
caused b. uric and irritation. JaA
salts II splendid for kldaeys esd
causes no bad effects whatever.
Here you have . PLEASANT. eefer.
quickly relieves bladder tseubls.- -Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-11-21
YALE BARs DOWN TO WOMEN

NEW HAVEN. Conn.,. Nov. H.
Women are hereafter to be admitted
to the Yale law school courses a. can
didatss for degrees. provided they
ere graduates Of rscognised colleges,
II hes been announced.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-11-21

If you wake up with . bad taste.
bad breath and tongue b coated; if
your head y dhll Or aching; II what
you eat sours and forms gas and seid
II stomach. o. you are bilious. eonsti-
patsd. nsrvous, sailow. and can't GET
fsslins Just right. bsgin inside bath.
Ing. Drink before breakfast. . glass
of rsal bot water with . tsaspoonful
Of limestone phosphate In 'it. This
viii aush the poisons and toxins from
stomach. liver. tidssys aad bowels.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-11-21
CAxrRExs IcsrABLIsmEp

Over 700 cantssn stations have
been established by the American
Red Cross on tho railway lines Of
this country and ut the embarkation
points to furnish refreshments to On.
listed men when travelling thru the
country.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-11-21
ION CROs60 SELL
FOR ONE CENT EACH.
(By Associated Press).

PARIS. Nov. 3l.-The Iron crosses
which the former German emperor 70
lavishly bestowed during the war.
now ere being sold IN Germany for 6
pfsnnings. or about I American cent.
apiece. Q telokram from Amsterdam
says.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-11-21

o. n. Calkins was among the ar
rivals yesterday afternoon from Lake
view.
Mrs. Sam King was In the city for .
short time yesterday from the MID
land district.
J. 3. Flanders. representative Of
the Federal 0overnussnt b here for .
few days on official business.
c. c. Fiyan y . businsss visitor in
this city from Chiloauin. He is .
guest at the White Pelican Hotel.
H. D. Mortenson Of the Pelican Bay
Lumber Conpany, has returned from
Q business visit to Can Francisco.
James W. Jory. . we'll known resi-
dent OF the Midland district transact.
"a. busiasss In the County Seat yes
tsrday.
Nsd o'Coanor Who operates 4 sheep
ranch asar Straw n Aodoe County
was u the city attsaling 70 matters
Of business yesterday.
Mn. Lentoa n. Roesrs Of Boston.
IN old fsiead Of Mr. aaa Mrs. 3. B.
Han = hses, tor short tims Waiting.
Her husband Who = h the UAited
Dsats Department u DatouoseU. b
ospected sooa also.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-11-21

n9RTt4 opeaa0SlfS ON LOCAL HAtPEN1N0s
AnoNo TuB PpOrLE or rms CRY AND VICINITY.
oOaNoo AND COo1lNOs or LOCAL FOLKS
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-11-21

WANFDD-To buy oMee Aesk. Jas.
". Watkins. Dhoas s3oR. 1885,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-11-21

WANfDD-To bay second hard type-
writer n good eonditioa. Pheoe
SssH. 1857
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-11-21

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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-11-21

yo2 1ALu-LasDs siss phsasgsaS1
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hasd Ilaao. ,shsple2d Piaao Depet
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
Fish Trapped in Tomato Can.

Early in November Allen within of
Blairsville, N. Y, filed "A tomato can
nearly full of worms and went to the
lake to fish for pike. He anchored his
rowbOat near Lone Bar and proceeded
to fish.
Late in the afternoon Within placed
his catch in bag, picked up the eau,
which has half-full of angleworms, and
threw it into the water. He says that
when the can struck the water large
fish jumped out, hit the can with its
tail, and the can filled with water and
sank.
A few days later Within again went
10 the lake to fish. He anchored his
boat 80 rods from shore and had fished
for nearly an hour when he discovered
a tin can floating on the water. The
peculiar motion of the can attracted
his attention, he says, and he rowed
the boat to it, and with Il landing net
ScOOped the can into the boat. Great
was his surprise, he says, when he
raised the can from the water to see a
large fish with its head in the can.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
WHEAT BRAN is BEING USED
Outside Coating of Grain Is Residue of
Wheat and Is Considered Best
of Cow Feed
prepared by the Upited States Depart
rnant of Agricultural \

Prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture)
Bran is the outside coating of grains,
and is the residue or by-product from
the manufacture Of flour. Wheat
bran may be derived from winter or
spring wheat, and there is little diff
ference in its composition from either
source.
From n physiological standpoint
wheat bran is one of the very best
feeds for cows. 1t is slightly laxative
In nature, and generally sends to keep,
the cows digestive system in good con-
dition. The price based upon its pro-
tein content is usually so high that
most commercial dairymen combine it
with other feeds in which protein costs
less per pound. Aside from the value
Of the nutrients which it contains. it
has a special value in feeding NIX
ture, as it gives bulk and adds to che
palatability. Wheat bran may he used
when the rest of the grain ration is
lacking in palatability or is of a con-
sfipating nature. 1t is especially good
when the roughage is all dry. The
best grades of wheat bran are light
weight, with large flakes. Some of the
large mills put the sweepings from
the mill into the bran; therefore. it is
usually best to buy the highest grade
of bran, provided the mills grading it
are reliable. The output of small
pountry mills is usually of axceIlpDt
quality. Bran contains a high PRO
portion of phosphorus and potash in
its ash content.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
TOO WEAK
TO FIGHT

The Comeback" nan was really never
down-and-out. His weakened condition
because of overwork, lack of exercise, i'm
proper eating and living demands stimula-
ton to satisfy the cry for a health-giving
appetite and the refreshing sleep essential
to strength. GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil
Capsules, the National Remedy of Holland,
will do the work. They are wonderful.
Three OF these capsules each day will put
man on his feet before he knows it;
whether his trouble comes from uric acid
poisoning, the kidneys, gravel or stone in
the bladder, stomach arrangement or other
ailments that befan the over-zealous Amer
lean. The best known, most reliable rem
edy for these troubles is GOLD MEDAL
Harlem Oil Capsules. This remedy has
stood the test for more than 200 years
since its discovery in the ancient labora-
tories in Holland. 1t acts directly and
gives relief at once. Don't wait until you
are entirely down-and-out. but take them
today. Your druggist will gladly refund
your money if they do not help you. Ac-
cept no substitutes. Look for the name
GOLD MEDAL on every box, three sizes.
They are the pure, original, imported
HARLEM Oil Capsules.-Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
TAKES TOO SERIOUS A VIEW
George Conan Pokes Sly Fun at Ed
ward Bok's Outraged Sense of
the Proprieties.

Editor Edward Bok's protest against
the lures of London as they affect the
young American soldier led George
Conan to say:
Don't take Mr.. Box too seriously.
He sees harm where no real harm ex-
lists. The pretty London actresses and
the young American officers are having
a good time together-that'S unques-
tiOnable-but there's no real reason for
Mr.. Box to roll shocked eyes and lift
up shocked palms.
BOX takes everything too seriously.
He'd have had a fit if he'd heard what
a friend of mine did at the Savoy.
1.-TWO actresses were lunching with
my friend when a messenger brought
one Of them a note. The other, evil
IDENTIFY recognizing the handwriting on
the envelope, said:
"'That's from Capt. Bobby Gum of
Chicago
Eyes. dear said the first actress.
I'm engaged to Bob, you know
"'Oh. are you?' said the other 4
was engaged to him myself on his last
leave
1.-The dearr said the first actress.
4 wonder whom he'll marry event
uallyY"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
Rich Yield.

Doctor X-"Did old Monographs
case yield TO treatment" Doctor Y
at did-Something like $500 In six
months.
There are g. miles of military roads
on the rock of Gibraltar.
The worlds coffee crop is about $780,
600 tons, of which America consumes
one-third.
Within the business end of new
mop is a cOne-shaped head to catch
and wiring the fabric as a crank on
the handle is turned.
One explanation of the origin of the
wedding ring is that gold money was
made in the shape Of ring by the an
cient Egyptians for CONVEX ence and
safety.
James D. Tabor of Bath, Me. has
p hens which laid 1858 eggs from
January j TO August /. They sold for
S92.72 and their cost amounted TO
S47.65 leaving profit of S45.07. This
/ is better than 81 hen for this seven
month period.
In October 1917 about 100000
men and 100000 women were engaged
III munition work proper. In July.
1917, the number of women employed
| in government work of all kinds stood
! at 1905 200. According to the board
of trade Labor Gazette the number
had risen to 1902, 900 before Novem-
Der.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
RELIABLE PRESCRIPTION
FOR THE KIDNEYS

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi-
cine.
1t is a physicians prescription.
Swamp Root is a strengthening medi-
ellie 1t helps the kidneys, liver and blad-
der do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp Root has stood the test of years.
1t is sold by all druggists on its merit and
it should help you. No other kidney medi-
cine has so many friends.
Be sure to get Swamp-Root and start
treatment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for
sample bottle. When writing be sure sn3
mention this paper.-Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
AND HE LEFT THE DOLLAR
Necessity for Any of That Fa-
nous Liquid Glue.

Jenkins, who had gone to the store
that sold everything, happened to no.
tice, while the assistant was serving
him, dollar lying on the floor near
by his foOt-a whole round. silver dol
lar.
Quivering with excitement and
glancing cauti ously round to see that
no one was watching him, he dropped
quite accidentally, of course-one
of his gloves on top of the coin. Then,
bending, he proceeded to pick up his
glove; but the dollar did not accom-
pany 1t. The elusive coin still re-
NAMED where it was--upon the floor.
He made a second attempt to get hold
of it, but with the same result
Then, just as he was contemplating
the wisdom of third endeavor, sales
man came up to him and slid:
Good evening, sir! May l be al
lowed to show you bottle of our ia
nous liquid glue? AS, no doubt. you
are aware. it's sticking powers"
But Jenkins had fed.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
FOUND WHAT CHARM NEEDED
Magician Finally Discovered Just
What Was Lacking in Magic
That Insured Happiness.

An old legend tells of a magician
who claimed that he had found how to
make charm to insure happiness.
Then as pupils fiocked TO him he
set them to making a small mosaic
or picture out of various tiny col
ored stones. Each stone represented
single one of the elements that
make up happiness. When the mosaic
was done it was to be a charm that
would insure happiness for al the rest
of life.
But, alas! though the mosaic was
put together ever so carefully, it did
not work as he had planned. One after
another his pupils left him in disap-
pointment, their faces as sad. their
hearts as heavy, as when they came.
1T must work !" sighed the magi-
clan. ~ have studied the rules until
know l am right. 1 have just the
right proportion of good health, sue
cess, wealth. education. leisure and all
the other things needed"
Then one day came a new pupil,
who put together the mosaic of hap.
piness. and when it was done he took
it as gift to a friend whom he loved,
And this mosaic proved to have the
desired charm. for it gave happiness
both TO the one who made it and the
one who received it.
"Ah!" said the magician, Il have
found now what was missing in my
happiness mosaic. 1t can become q
sure charm only when it is made fof
others"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
TRIBUTE TO FRENCH WOMAN
American Traveller Tells of Her Good
Qualities and the Great Debt the
Nation Owes Her.

The French woman is brought up to
neglect none of the arts that attract
men. Even in munition plants the
woman worker knows where the mir
ror hangs, often has her powder puff
at hand. and gives unconsciously the
deft touch to the hair, writes Lyman
Powell in the Designer. If it has
sometimes seemed to us that the
French wife overlooks too easily the
Inconsistencies of husband, it is be-
cause we nave failed to understand
that French women are expected to
keep themselves so attractive TO the
maize after marriage as well as before
that he will not want TO wander over
fields.
Ii it be asked what woman is suf-
tcient all through life for the double
duty OF being good wife and a good
mother, l name you France, and add
that French women are in this regard
the marvel of their sex and the strong
est bulwarks of monogamy.
And all talk about the lower birth
rate in France is beside the mark. The
child is held so precious in the French
mind that he usually remains a dream
child till the right conditions are in
sight for his upbringing. If allowance
be made for that fringe of the unpro-
ductive found in every land, it is
doubtful whether the birth rate among
the high-minded and responsible IS
lower over there than over here.
The French woman cannot be sum-
med up in phrase. Contrary to the
general opinion, she is simple, practi-
cal, sensible, tenacious, deliberate
cautious, farsighted and affectionate
She is sensitive but not sentimental.
She is laxative but not superficial.
She is ebullient but enduring. She is
q compound of heart and head, which
explains Joffre, Petain, Foch and the
Poilu, who have fought these four
years past our battle as well as their
own and have been the surprise of
every friend as well as the exaspera-
ton of the foe
If Waterloo was won on the playing
fields of Elton, Rugby, Harrow, GER
tainly the Marine, Verdun, the Somme
were won in the French house where
the French woman lives and manages,
smiles and plans, suffers and carries
on -
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
Lafayette Home Shelters Orphans.

The old home of General Lafayette,
at Chavaniac, town in the depart
ment of Haute-Loire, is being used as
an American home for French war
orphans. The Lafayette fund con-
ducts the shelter.
A hundred children from the devas-
tated regions are at Chavaniac A
modern schoolhouse and a hospital
have been built near the old chateau.
The orphans learn English. They
are being brought up with the aim of
sending them to America after the
war for the completion of their pro-
feSsiOnal or commercial education.
They are learning American ways and
ideas. In America, each child has
godfather who will take over it's edu-
cation later.
The best care that American sci
ence can give is afforded the children.
The Lafayette fund is a wealthy or
ganizatiOn and intends to greatly ex-
tend its work.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
blouse Moss"

Washington housewife employs a
negro servant girl, who sweeps and
duSts ON the theory that you don't
have to worry about me dirt you don't
happen 10 90, NE other day her mis-
treSS was making an inspection of a
bedroo' which the girl had just clean
ed up H. preparation for an expected
guest who was known to be very fas-
tidious.
The woman looked under the bed
and saw there a very visible deposit of
fuzz anG dust. Calling the girl to the
spot, She pointed this deposit out to
her and asked: What do you call
thar, Peurline|
What does I call dat?" asked the
shif'g maiden, in the effort to gain
time. Why, don't you all know what
dat is Dat amt dirt. It's house
moss, ma'am; yes'm-dat's jes' house
moSS."-puthfnder.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
INTERESTING ITEMS

The nightinSqle's voice can be heard
for distance of mile.
The peach has less sugar in 1t than
ans other fruit-11a per cent.
Fingers revolving on shaft turn
the leaves of books within a fuml-
eating cabinet patented by Salt Lake
City inventor.
A bicycle tire made of elm WOOD
that is said to work satisfactorily on
clay or gravel roads has been invented
In Holland.
An English inventors automobile
tool box contains tray that IS htteo
10 hold the most used tools in separate
compartments.
According TO a Finnish scientist the
air around pine trees is purer than
around others, because their needles
disseminate electricity into the atmos'
phere and ozonize 1t.
A Frenchman has invented watcn
on which single hand, carrying q
FUNERAL TO designate the hour, travels
across q semicircular scale with the
minute marks, then disappears and Il
succeeded by another hand for eA<
oext hour.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
Yen. He's a Real One.

And you say you are the seventh
boy in your family?" quizzed the super
stitious old lady.
Eyes, num-" replied the youngster.
"And your pa was the seventh son
in his family?"
Eyes, num-"
"Why, mercy mer' exclaimed the
lady excitedly, "the seventh son of a
seventh son always has the power TO
tell the future. Did you know that
my boy?"
Yes, num-
Can you tell anything that's go
ing to happen?"
yes, mum, can tell I'm going to
half to wear me brothers made-over
clothes fer long time to come"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
MAKING REPAIRS IN WINTER
Plenty of Work to Do Under Shelter
While Weather is Cool and 9th
erwise DisagreeabIe.

While the weather is cool and 9TH
erwise disagreeable try to find work
to do under shelter. Usually there
will be stalls at the barn to clean :
manure may have accumulated, so it
should be piled to be hauled as soon
as the weather is suitable. The har-
ness may need oiling or mending; i'm
plements may need slight repairs.
Those who have farm shops have
place to work in bad weather when
the hands cannot work in the fields.
1t does not cost much to build and
equip small shop where repairs may
be made and they are worth much to
the farm.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
Mean Man, 5iffkins.

BiffkinS was looking through the eve
ming paper, and suddenly came upon
all item that surprised him.
"W eli, we'll 7" he CALCULATED, that's
queer -
What sis?" asked his wife, full OF
curiosity.
They've headed those few lines
'Woman's Talk" gaSped Biffkins.
"Well?" Queried the wife.
But my dear, there's only about
half a column of it - said BiffkinS,
slyly.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24

The province of Arehangel is bound
ed on the west by Norway and Fin
Urals and on the south by the prov
inces of Volog,la and OlonetZ. 1t is
the largest province of European Rus
STA. but is credited only with $4,000
population. The great waterways trav-
erSing it northwaru to the Arctic
ocean are the Plethora. Omega Dvina
and Mesen rivers. Archangel, the town,
is near the mouth OF the Dvina.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
hemp RAISED by Convicts.

Penitentiary officials at Lansing CON
ducred an interesting experiment on
an island in the Missouri river by
planting 30 acres of hemp. The Leaven-
worth Times reports bumper crop
was raised. Experts declare it may be
used in making binder Irvine at the
penitentiary plant. The hemp may be
substituted for the sisal imported from
Yucatan, in making Irvine. The result
would be a big saving In cost to the
wheat farmers.-Kansas City Star.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
Take Me Down This"

''If you had seen the Germans in
Luneville you'd not be so supine,"
said one French woman TO another at
the time when Bertha" the Germans
big gun, made the invasion of Paris a
dreaded possibility. "They came into
my drawing-room and their vans, full
of straw, stood at our hall door. An
officer, followed by two Orderlies,
walked round the room as though at
sale; he jusl touched the things he
took a fancy to and said Take me
down this Plenty of straw-it's fra
Gle"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
Eerocious Rhino.

The rhinoceros would be just as
formidable as the buffalo were his
sight as good. But he has to go bit
sense of smell. Once within a few
yards of his object, where his weak
eyes can distinguish it-then look out
His charge is something terrible, and
the only safe place is a tree. When
African natives are asked what ami
NAL they most fear, nearly all of them
do not hesitate TO say the rhino.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
Monkey Business.

The Irate Circus Manager-Say,
what's the matter with your act?' Why
can't it go on?
The Animal Trainer-But re ape, sir,
re ape he again sprain re arm looking
at re wrist watch re clown geef heem.
The /. c. M.-Bah, you are always
throwing a monkey wrench into the
machinery of this show!
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
Mot So lnnnrant-

Immediately after the Zeebrugge
raid the proprietor of saloon in Do
yer displayed a placard outside his
house bearing the words: Naval raid
on Zeabrugge."
A sailor, noticing the wrongly
spelled word, dropped in, called for
you've got that word 'Zeebrugge'
spelt wrong"
Hove II" said the proprietor. "Well,
you're the fortieth man that has called
in tc tell me so, and none of them
were teetotalers, so l think I'll let it
stand as it is."-London Mail.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24
The Wrono WAY.

"Ah, good morning, slr!" saluted the
CHEEKY visitor. MY name is Glubclat-
ter. Beautiful day, isn't it? Fine store
you have here. No doubt you are one
of the most progressive business men
of your up-tO-date little city, and"
"Well, now, Mr.. GlubclatteT," trifle
grimly interrupted the proprietor of
the Right Place Store in Petunia, did
you invade me for the purpose of
selling re a bin of goods whether 1
wanted them or not, or are you trying
to work around to the point of propos-
ing marriage to me?'-Kansas City
Star.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-12-24

The forests of the Caucasus in Rus
STA are estimated at 100000 acres,
chiefly in the Black Sea territory,
which is at the rate of nearly 20 acres
to each inhabitant. The forests of
western Siberia have been scarcely ex-
plored. but they are stated to be 200,-
900 800 acres in extent, more than half
being in an absolute state of nature.