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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09
KANSAS CITY.

KANSAS CITY July 9.-HOGs: Re-
ceipts, is 900; steady. Bulk. sis.S6sff7 OK
heavy ii6sofl7 10. light. tl6. iOa ls. IS:
pigs. fl625nlss0 CATTLE Receipts,
$4,000. including 1900 southern. STEADY
TO lOc lower. Prime-fed steers, fi7 n
1900. Southern steers. s775nls. 90:
cows. s7oofi 3 So; helfers, 1S.50fff6O ON.
stockers, tlSO0G1s50: calves. 81 OOff
1850. SHEEP: Receipts, 1000; steady.
Lambs, sl5.OOd1S.0O. yearllngs. Si3 OOT
II So wethers, 81. .O0Gl5 O0: ewes. IS O0
dl2.50; stockers, }65Oals5O.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09
CHICAGO.

CHICAGO. July s.-HoGs: Receipts.
1000; 25e to 2Cc lower; bulk OF sales.
packing. ,i515aisi5: nSSt. s5.s5S
l725 rough. ilj50d 1910: pigs. tie.l5d
1850. CATTLE: Receipts, 1900; steady
20 l5c' higher. SHEEP: Receipts. 1000;
strong 10 25c higher; western lamb'
held at 'ls; top natives. Sl975; western
yearling breeding ewes, SIS.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09
KANSAS CITY.

KANSAS CITY. July s.-Cash wheat
unchanged; No. , hard q. 2sd2s2; No. )
red s. lSg220 Corn irregular; No. Z
mixed ti636l6s: No 2 white s202a2os;
No yellow tl6saL71 Oats unchanged
No. white 7shc: No. 2 mixed 7Sc.
Rye tl.e0ul.66. kafir and milo malso
i2S3q2s2.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09

Outside Livestock
FORT WORTH.

FORT WORTH, Texas. July s.--CAT-
TIE Receipts, 5000; no tone. Beeyes,
TOOdls5O HOGS: Receipts. 1000; nc
tone Heavy, sl7iOG II. 80 SHEEP:
Receipts. 1900; no tone. Lambs, t13 81
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09
ct. LOUIS.

ST LOUIS, July s.-coRN: stesdyr
No. 2 fl7OUi7s; No. 2 white t2.os. OATS;
steady: No white 1shc.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09
OIL UEOLOGlST.
Chns N Gould.
-olcotd Bldg Phone Walnut
DRILLING RIG

No. 81 National drilling machine for
sale, In good condition complete string OF
tools. boiler, etc, ready for use, VIII sell
reasonable and make terms with pHtI
md Refining Co, 9i6 HcrskowltI Bldgp
oklahoma city. Walnut G23
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09
OIL LAND, LEASES AND STOCK
Stockholders. Notice

Notice In hereby given 20 all stock
holders NJ the Producers Lead and Zinc
Company that the July dividend will be
IOIg
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09
Owner Going to War

Must sell NJ once my bungalow, SIX
rooms and breakfast room, all bullt-in
features, French doors. large cement
basement with water and sewer connec-
tions, cement drive. north front. beauti-
fni lawn, half block from Clsssen; a big
bargain for quick buyer. Address B-26s,
Times,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09
Industrial Stock
EMPIRE BROKERAGE
COMPANY. INC.
1868 NORTH EORlNS(
Maple 30ss 8Ss3.

Maple soSs .SSs3.
IN the Duncan oil fields. one S0-ncre
lease, near drilling wells, rs w. for
s2b per acre: 200 acre oil lease in l-S-7-
w SIS per acre: also number OF other
rood ones. one lG0.acre farm IN Bryan
Sounty, near Red River. so N cultlva-
tioi, two tenant houses, balance good
1rass, finely wntered. t3S per acre, II
hken at once. V. O.. care Oklahoman.
S0RTY acres oil and gas lease, practical
b surrounded by drilling wells and less
than three-fourthA OF a mile from pro,
auction. n taken by July 18th will sell
fov $3.50. This lease has q wonderfully
rood speculative value. Phone Maple
3ifi-J, or see Mrs. Morey, 7ib W. 10Th
street. Oklahoma city. .------------
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09

HOCS--The hog market with 600 head
on sale opening strong 20 l0c higher, but
closed weak and uncveny lower The
top went al tl735 and ths bulk from
SIC so and up
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09

OKLAHOMA TRUST -C0MPANY's sPE-
CIAL BARGAINS.
Twelve room apartment on three lots
clsse In on w srd St, win sacrifice for
s. 900: terms can be arranged. Call Mr
MotgHn.
FINE PLACE--s-room modern home,
two sets OF plumbing. close In on r.. sth
st., a, 900; $3.50 cash, pay balahce out In
rent Call Mr. Clark
INvEsTMENT--Nic T-room Oklahoma
bungalow with brick store building A
fine looa tion for home and business, close
Ia, northwest, will sacrifice. A.bo0; will
arrange terms TO suit purchaser. Call
sfIfEIiSs ADpITIoN-Three new five
room bungalows, 1880, can sell one
with four lots Call Mr.. Clark.
WHY PAY RENT7-when you can
buy ssueii modern home on y. 10th for
81 800, On easy terms.
A nice s-room brick and frame build
Ing located In fine place on W. 9th for
1900; small cash payment. rest like
Let us quote you bargains In five and
six room homes northeast and northwest.
Phone US your iistings
Remember us for Insurance.
OKLAHOMA TRUST COMPANY.
60t.to Insurance Bldg. Maple 10.
HffiH -cLAss sslesn,sS wants connee-
ton with Al firm. J-5a. oklahoman.
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ron immediate paic. 6oO Kaclne OH 10
'EMPIRE BROKERAGE

Also Love county acreage
FRANK KING,
i27 American Rank lldR Walnut C70O
Will. SELL 100 shares Gladstone at 81.
200 shnres Assurance Refining NJ 81
Want some United on Refining II
priced right Albert George Phone Wal
nut 4Csl.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09
American Oil and Refining
Dividend

At a special meeting OF the board OF
directors OF the American OIL & Refining
Company OF Oklahoma city held June
25. a 10 percent dividend was declared
on the capital stock OF the company:
payable Augist 2h. 20 stockholders OF
record, as shown by the transfer books
of the corporation nj the close OF bust
ness August 10, 1918
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09
GOOD VALUES IN

- GOOD VALUES IN
h TWO-STORY HOMES.
Corner on N. Klein. 100 by
40: : rooms. basement and Furnace;
here In plenty OF room; fine location,
near Eugene Fields school. $1,000.
East front on Ciasssn, s rooms, base
ment, furnace. garage, downstairs In
oak. nonresident owner. practically new.
$500
west Nineteenth. block OF two car
lnes In best, residence district. rooms
basement, furnace, garage, servants
house. 81 900.
Jay j. Dwyer-Real Estate Dept
II. T. STUART d co:
20 w. Main. Maple rs.
NEW Groom bungalow, breakfast room
and bath. rooms oak. balance white
enamel, south front. nice lawn. garden,
basement equipped for laundry; paving
nearly paid on 2oth, one block OF Gas
sen, fine neIghborhoodj price $500 from
owner; $500 cnsh. E-A. Oklahoman.
EXTRA BARGA1N; IMMEDIATE POS
sESSloN-Four large rooms, good I'm
provements, half block Of car linei only
Si0O cash, balance $50 per month.
OKLAHOMA TRUST COMPANY, :.
b0e-l 10 Insurance Bldg. maple ~
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09
Accommodating
The First Thousand

The first thousand dollars acquired by thrift and
saving frequently is the nest egg from which your
fortune is ncubaed. Undoubtedly the first thousand,
however difficult it may be to accumulate it, is the
stepping stone to financial competence and perhaps
independence.
The widespread demand for thrift is too well
known to need emphasis. Yet there are thousands Of
wageearners and saared men here in this community
who continue to spend their earnings recklessly
If you want to accumulate one, five or ten thou
sands dollars we have safe, profitable plan. Start
saving today. Let US show you the easiest way.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09
Times Classified Want Ads
Are Little Wonder Workers

CITY REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09

FOR FAT.E-iOO 0ltlnhona s'nr on, 100
Harroun Motors. 100 crow EikhArt Mo-
tors. 200 Nuffrlo on 4 licnnmg 800
Hoffman OIL & Refining. 1000 Uncle Snm
on, now stock: 1000 white Rock on;
best cash bid get them. A. L. Deibel,
Little Rock. Arkansas.
FOR HALE-By owner. 20 shares Osnge
Mutual on A. RoflnlnP' 10 shares. Quick
Action on a Refining. and 20 shares.
Lucky Lense OIL stock all for tib. Nd
dress SNYDER. Okln. u 2, Fox ~
BARGAlN-sO0 sbhrcs Indian Queen
Mining stock ~ par. None
better In Miami field; mill completed;
must sell quick Box J5i Holdenylhe'
Okla.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09

NICE Groom bungalow, mod
NJ ern; garage; rents for $50 per
~ month; on W Thirteenth own
or leaving city. Price 5000. Terms
$3.50 cash, balance like rent. See
Harry King-Real Estate Dept.
II. T. STUART & co.
N w Main Maple 7s.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09
New York Stock List

NEW YORK, July 9.--Closing prices on
the New York stock exchange today
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09
West Eighteenth st. Home

FOR skLE--A bargain in modern Groom
bungalow, south front. near Classen.
owner, Walnut 3560-J.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09
WILL. TRADE

WILL TRADE
Stock In the Davis Rotary Grain sepa-
rRtor ~ FuJ for stock IN the Peoples
Refining ComDnny Or American Glass
Casket. lOl w. Main ST. Walnut 10.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09

EXCEPTIONAL OPPORTUNITY
Wanted two people 10 take an interest,"
with me In n lease OF 20 acres near
32o feet, This Ia in new field with
wonderfnf>prospects, Address B-e76, care
OklahomRn
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09
1000 o. T. Oil & Zinc $500
II. w. Kueffer, 6i9 W. 22nd. Maple S27l.

of, LEASE FOR sHLE-s5h acres in
Chelsea shallow field, Rogers County
Okla Production across next fofV.
Price ritht and VIII take some stock as
part payment II bought by reliable com
pany For price and description write
\. T. Epperson, Box 1903. Tulsa OKLA
homa
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09

FOR sALE-I6O shares. .Apbyme OF.
ti.s6; 80 shares Torchllsht, ?oc; :
shares Tulsa Auto. Corp, fl2.00. Arthur
Ersland. Chickasha, Okla
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09

I,op SNT ~ new one room house,
over i0Til feet, Aiithble for garage.
cold drink stand Or servants house;
prlce $50, which is less than one-haH
cost to build: light and easy TO move
glI n HudRon st.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09

FOR SALE BY owner. California eunga-
low. E rooms 2 rooms In oak. balance
white enamel. bullt-in features, hreakfas'
room. fine location; lots 1876 feet deep
nice lawn. on pavement, near car, north-
west wnlnut bi6s-J 1912 W. Park,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-07-09

Prices of the various grades OF cRttl
are approximately ~ roiloWsI
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16

When he 1ooseu Tier naTii:s; she smii- ed, and. going. to the camp chair, brought hack an open magazine hold ing 1t out before him.
 Dazedly he read the title of story, 'In Love and War" and beneath It, new serial, by Justine Jordan"
 You are more privileged than oth- ers," she laughed, flor you have read the beginning of later installment. That Is what I came out here to write. The cabin Is my study" "SO," he said slowly, "you are a great author, little Justine"
 Not great" the girl replied, livery simple, love and iilacs-that sort of thing"
 And in your own life, you have no use for love" ..
 She looked from the lllacs Dodding through the cabin window, back to the mans tense face. "Six days were too short time in which to be sure" she murmured, "the country confuses with Its enchantment."
 "But now?-" hls eyes burned into hers the question.
 HelpIessly she put out her hands, Never in my heart can there be room for other than you," she quoted, "I am, your Cwn.'
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16
GET WRITING CRAZE

Parls.-The letter-writlng craze has struck the American army.
 Just as soon as he gets out of the trenches the doughbOy washes up, scurries around for pen and paper and sits down to tell 'em all about 1t. And he tells 'em in reams and reams.
 Well, let's see," he says, as he meditatlyely kicks his steel helmet under his cot i've got to write to ma and pa, Kittie and Johnny Boggs over at Canton, O. Then, I owe Nell John son a letter. And I've got to scribble few lines to Uncle Abe and Aunt Minnie. After that I'll answer those letters of Bill and Tom"
 Writing materials-paper and en- velOpes-are not always plentiful where the doughboy Is stationed. and for a while it was doubtful whether the last of his correspondence list would receive their letters, for the supply in the small town stores was soon exhausted. But the Y. NJ. C. A.. learning of this scarcity, soon ar ranged to supply all contlngents. Il sent out seven million sheets of writ. ing paper and some 3,500,O0O envelopes a month.
 With the tremendous growth of the expedltionary force, orders have beer increased and the estimate for nex, year is 120,0OO0OO sheets of paper and 60,000,000 envelopes.
 This means that the Tanks will ust about 720 tons of writing materials 720 tons Of news and comfort for the folks at home.
 And when the censor officers stop tC consider It they grow weak, for It l. their duty, along with everything else to censor the letters and see to 1t that the soldier uses discretion and doesn't mention things of military importance
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16

Of the staff that Mir. H. c. stephens Of Stephens ink fame, had given ammoniated quiuine 70 all his em- ployes so that they might use It to ward off any attack. since then l have whenever possible kept sup ply and at any sign Of feVerlSh symptoms l have usually found one tablet or one dose of the liquid sui ficient to dispel them and especial ly in the cae of feyerish colds. Some years ago I returned home one evening feeling very sick and on testing my temperature with a thermometer found that it was 102. I took a dose of the a
 boYe, went to bed and was up a. gain lt my usual time and off to
 business, which should be an in dlcation of its efficacy in my own case at least.-Vancouver World.
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16
FIND SUPERMAN IN GYPSY
Enalishman unFilnchlnaly WIthstands Electric Shocks of Varying
 Degrees.

London.-The military authorities have discovered a superman in the art of swinging the lead" Nathan Green, gypsy, has been crawling about Read. Ing barracks in doubled up condition on two sticks. -..
 Twelve doctors have examined him and declared him fit and specialists have subjected him to electric shocks of varying degrees. These he with. stood unfllnchingly, and the special. !Sts have indorsed the doctors Opin. ion. ....... . Green, however, has refused to hold himself erect and was drafted to Ireland. He continued in his dOubled-up condition and so rode while hls comrades walked to the sta. ton.
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16
EDITORIAL
MUST PLAN FOR CONDITIONS
 AFTER THE WAR

Within two yearss there will be 25,00O,OQ tons Of merchant ship ping 70 be employed, and Edward \. Hurley, chairman Of the United Shipping Board, announces that it is not too early to look around for cargoes, not only in this country but abroad.
 Twenty-Five million tons is 8 lot Of shipping" says NIc. Hurley. Tn one voyage these ships woulG carry all the live sotck, dressed meats, packing-house products, poultry, game, fish, wool hides and leather carried on your railroads in one year. In less than five tripsx they would. carry our whole railroad haul of grain, flour, cotton. hay, fruit vegetables and other farm products. Ia three and one half trips all our lumber; in seven trips all our manu cactured goods; in sixteen trips all our coal and coke. The tota! -o"uags hauled on our railroads is about l2OO.0O0,OOO tons.
 So. amid all his splendid effort in producing equipment to win the war. the American manufacturer must D asked to take thought for tomorrow and think in terms oI shippiny and otreign trade. This might appear ike a distraction now, something which will take the atten ton from the supreme duty Of win ming the war But far from being a distraction. it fits in with war pro ductiou and war psychology. While our factories and factory employees are building war material today, they -ra also building foreign trade, if we can only see things as a whole and make one factor work with another.
 When the business man turns his attention to export trade he looks abroad and thinks Of his for eign cusomter. But foreign trade actually begins in his own factory. He looks abroad and studiess such factors as ocean freights- foreign ex- change, export packing. ana for eign salesmanship.
 If hs would look into his own factory first, and study factors close at hand, such as labor turn over, wages, manufacturing costs, and efficiency. he would be laying a solid foundation for export trade"
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16
DOG DAYS OVER

"Ding ling a ling" school is out for Anchorage dogs and re- cess is over. Commencing tomor- row all stray dogs running loose in Anchorage will be impounded and held for charges. A penalty of $2 has been fixed in addition to the cost Of food amounting to twenty five cents a day Edward Cone has been reappointed poundmaster. Off, ficial notice appears in another column Of today's Times. - An chorage Times.
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16
CHRIS ANDERSON BREAKS ARM

Chris Anderson, the driver of pulchritudinous proportions, who grooms the tin Lizzie for the Val dez Mercantile Company, Is suffer- ing from a compound fracture of the right forearm, caused by tickl- ing his tin steed at the wrong end at the wrong time. "LizzZie" had the sulks, because she knew the snows of the winter were ct hand, ana that a driver with her com fort iD mind should have her safe ly housed in 8 warm garage, and when urged to mush pronto b y Chris, baked and sulked like other Lizzzie's of the same gender. While attempting to inject little joy-juice into Lizzie's locomotive apparatus, she kicked back and broke Chris trusty right arm at the wrist. Dr, Silyerman reduced the fracture and now Chris says the way to make Lizzie move is with an axe.-YalGez Miner,
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16
HIDDEN DANGERS
Nature Gives Timely Warnings That No akvsgay Citizen Can Af'
 ford to Ignore :,

DANGER SIGNAL NO. l comes from the kidney seeretionA. They will warn you when the kidneys are weak. Well kidneys eIcrete clear, amber fluid Weak kidneys send out a thin, pale and foamy. or a thick red, ill-smelling urine, full of sediment, and irregular of Rass- age.
 DANGER SIGNAL NO. 9, comes from the back. Back pains. dull and heavy, Or sharp and acate' suggest weak kidneys and warn you of the danger of dropsy, gravel. and Bright's disease. In that case Doans Kidney Pills have been endorsedc by thousands. Here is g statement oy one who has used them.
 H. M. Praker, prop, barber Shop' II F. Street, San Diego. Calf. says: "Doan's Kidney Pills are fine and there Is no doubt about it. l relieve that too much Btana- ing, together with little exercise made my kidneys give out on me. Every muscle in my back ached and when I lifted my hand above my shoulders, a sharp, cutting pain always took me in my back. Ny kidneys were awfully weak, too. Doan's Kidney Pills cured me anp fixed me up in fine shape"
 Price, COG, at all dealers. Dont simply ask for a kidney remedy get Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that MT. Parker had. Foster NH burn Co.,. Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y.
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16
HE VALUE OF QUININE

As what is called spanish intlu- enza appears 10 be Spreading and is stated to be only another name for what was called Russian influenza, which was very prevalent in Great Brita'n in 1891. and which in lesss acute form has since been known as the grippe. l think some attention should be paid by the medical pro fession and the public to the value of ammoniated quinine, either in liquid or tablet form, both as pre- ventative and in it's early sstages as a remedy.
 I first heard Of this in 1891 when living n London. Eng and, ty one
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16

bate court for the Territory of Al asska. sitting in probate at Skas- way precinct, on the 18th day of November, A D. 1918, in the mat ter of the estate of Thomas A. Mo Donald, deceased; the undersigned executor of said estate. will Sell at public auction, subject to conrtrma- tion of sale by said court, the fol- lowing described real estate belong ing to said estate; To-wit; Lots One CD, two (2) and three (3) iR Block sixty-fire, and Lot twelve CPD in Block One hundred and twenty (12O) Of the City Of Skag- way, s shown by the official plat thereof:
 Said sale will be made on the 18th day Of December, 1918. at the hour of o'clock in the after noon O said day at the front door of the court house in the saii City of Skagway; terms Of sale ss follow for cash.
 Dated this 18th day Of November, 1918. ~..
 L. 8. KELLER EIecutor of the estate of Thomas A.
 Mcdonald, deceased. Ills 22 29-12-6 13.
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16
NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL Es
 TATE

IN THE PROBATE COURT FOR Z THE TERRITORY OF ALASKA,
 DIVISION NO. 1, AT SKAG- WAY, BEFORE HON. E. A. RAS-
 AFUSON, U. s. COMMISSIONER AND EX.OFFICIO PROBATE
 JUDGE.
 In tie matter of the estate of Thomas 4. Mcdonald, deceased. . Notice is hereby given that in pursuance of an order Of sale, duly made and entered by the pro-
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16
PLACARD WARFARE GOT
 THE GOAT OF B0CHES

With the American Army in | France.-It was a quiet week on one of our Lorraine sectors, where American and German trenches run close together. The sun came up one morning on a huge placard holsted from the | German front line and bearing this In English: : "Welcome, Yankees, of the Blankety-Blank division. Did you bring coffins with youH" A couple of hours later this sign, in German went up on our front line: No, but we brought a lot of He'll"
 The next morning the Ger mans opened with this one: Yankees, spend the day in prayer. We kill you tonight" And this was the answer from our trenches: Germans, give your hearts and souls to Jesus, because l. we've got your goats"
 Something about this sign an
 gered the Boches. They riddled
 1t with rife bullets and thereup-
 on the placard warfare was off. hG.EG.EA4IEALAA.4AE.EAA&4i..E.A
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16
TWO CHAMPIONS ARE WED
Best Dlshwasher and Best Cook Ought to Make Useful Combi-
 nation.

Kansas City, Kan.-Two Kansas champions, the best pastry cook In the state and the best dishwasher in the state, were married here recently. Francis A. Davis, seventy, veteran of the Civil war and chief pastry cook at the Soldiers home at LeaVenworth, Kan, and Mrs. Ida N. Wilson, forty nine, a widow employed as dishwash- CT at the home were the parties.
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16
No Comparlson.

T was at a party the other day, where 1 heard an old seaman tell thrilling story of hls experiences in dodging 6 man-eatIng shark"
 "Humph! That's nothing to my e1- perlences in dodging q man-hunting shopping wife"
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16
Hearts and Flowers.

They were close together. His lips, after a while, seemed sticky.
 Dear" he said gently, "yOu use a lip stick. Why paint the lilyT
 "Honey," she answered sweetly, T don't just rouge the two lips."-Yale Record.
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16
An AIibi.

"This scenario writer works for a firm that floods the market with wretched photoplays. Yet he denies that he Is a hack"
 "What does he call himself?"
 "A literary adviser"
 "Well, he may get away with that on the ground that his advice Is never taken"
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16
Took a Fall Out of Hlr

"Was 1t muscular rheumatism that attacked you?"
 q should say 1t was muscular. It threw me on my back and kept me from getting up for a month"
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16
Not Always Soundless.

A pin may drop In such a way
 That nothing could be louder. Just drop one that's red hot some day Into Q keg of powder.
The daily Alaskan., 1918-11-16
Somethin1 Odd Tn Art.

Henry-He may be good artist, but he has queer way of doing things. Happy-How's that2
 Henry-He says he painted his great est masterpiece on an empty stomach.