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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-01-15

WANTED - Chorus girls, performers,
piano players Empire Theatrical EH-
ChnngV Holland. Mgr, 3l7 Baltimore
Bldg. CITY Maple 2DlO
PRINTER T. RESSMAN for nd alley aud
hihlc press; scale l?2 but will pay i26.
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WANTEp--A good roglstered phnrma
cisi, must be Of good moral habits:
murrled man preferred, no booze nghter
need npply, must come well recommend
ed; write for particulars and price In
iltst letter Remington Drug Co. BEN
nluglon okla.
PRINTER WANTED-Printcr -lnotypor.
combination man; steady Job write
Jim NigRerstatf, Record, Brlstow. okla.
WANTED-At once. nm all-round black
smith; good wages 10 right man on
ton RlnCksmith CO. OlltOu. okla
WANTED At once, an all-round auto
mobile mechanic: good wages for a
good man. Storets Garage. Oilton. okla.
WANTED-A boy for delivery. Wal.
500 stiles Park Pharmacy
ISTENOGRApHER wanted T. x Treasury
department work Applicant must he
capable and experienced Apply At Par
lor g Lee -lluckins after 10 a. m, Tues
day
RELIABLE men wanted, those capable
Of furnishing refcranCes and $3.50 Oh
capital, to travel with our feature moving
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monthly Peerless Feature Attractions.
23i Ice bldg. Oklahoma city. Okla
WANTED-All-rou round baker. ]. j. Frank.
Purcell Okla.
RAILROAD shipping clerks and men Of
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10
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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-01-15

DENTIST WANTED To uy or lease
my W,ll.p.unIlshrd dental office h U
good live southwestern oklahoma town,
business b. uIl CASH NO credit work !
ann soon tu hr called bon army dental
corps viii srl FOR cash or terms Write
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g. Bright Mountain View OklH
NNNrIu. Experienced aud reliable men
aS manager two cashiers, two assist
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iu small county seat towns and villages,
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mon who prove Themselves trustwoFhy
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n BluCkmrr farm mortgages, Hobart
Okn
WANTED Two good al round me.
,hUnlos must he good workmen sober
and honest, good place for right men,
prefer married men Grnut Erwin gar
nrc Ndr Otn
WANTED Competent hookkccpcr. man
preferred can Wal 23o5
MAN fur cutoff and rip saw good pay
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MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
PIANO TUNING $175
ZwIrtz Mamie /

FOR SALr}-Elhum piano, mahogany
case, 800 cash. balance terms. Wal
mt ,7gg
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The Southwestern Bell
Telephone Company

Offers excellent business opporiu
mites to unframed hut ambitious
girls All training rs given free
hN the company and 81 week IA
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The average operator earns
about fll u week. senior opcfN
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chances of promotion are good
Fur the comfort aud ronvcn
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Grated on a Cost -of material"
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on account Of the low cost of
food
Positions arh permanent tho
work pleasant, intcrc.lml and
not hard 10 learn
FOr further particulars ull ON
Mrs Hill Room aoS, Telephone
Building,
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WANTED

SOLICITOR, II YOU want 10 make more
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Trust Company. 50s-lO Insurance Bldg
Oklahoma City, Okla. Maple 56.
The SOUTHERN DIVISION Of n Ma
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Corporations, Merchants and Profes-
Dlons Insurance and Ciyll office eNpe-
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WANTED = Experienced hotel night
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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-01-15

WANTED dining room girl, prefer
one TO work for husbands room and
board ll6 West Reno Mrs Emmit
TWO bright. Intelligent Young ndlrs for
pleasant office and outside work, No
experience necessary Good salary,
quick advancement Apply II Oklahoma
Fire Insurance Bldg
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-01-15
SITUATIONS wANTED-FEMALF

WANTED Position ma practical nurse
Phone W lHo1
STENuiRAruER with gcuyrm otnU,
experience, drslr"s position with rr.
spouvblr firm or corporation, nyr nrl
hnlt years I'm last position. best ref.
cr'ncrs gwen, salary 800 Ihono Muplo
l7n
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-01-15
HOTEL DIRECTORY
Hotel
Broadway Central
ON Broadway at Fourth.
oklahoma CITY

oklahoma CITY
MONARCH HOTEL 200 East 2nd St,
every room modern, by week 81 1o
THE nENSNORE
G2lB North broadway
An outside rooms with hot and roln
water. frW clpss service, courteous
treatment ppcrNu weekly rates. W 3IN'
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FEMALE HELP WANTED


COMPETENT ftenograpner who is will
INK 10 DO other clerical work. good sal
nry; permanent position. B-2J9. care
OklahomHn
GIRL or woman for hOuSckcepcri must
be good cook ana neat; can go home
evenings Call nt no g. 3rd
WANTED-Glh for cook nud housework .
no laundry 22O3 W 18Th Wal 5000
WANTED Experienced trlmmers. max
ere. salesladlcs and apprentices Apply
at once l?5 W Main.
PROF. w. w. HARRIES
n A. g. T. A,
INPERT COMMERCIAL TUTOR.
Private Shorthand and
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hours 10 suit you Special Home study
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PROF. j. +. BATES
2O9-lo Weaver Rldg Main ana Harvey
Phone Maple ?is
WANTED-WomNn cook at Il6 W Reno
Mrs, Emilt
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" 4th
WANrEp Waitress East Side Lunch
Inst ith.
WANTED Chorus girls performers.
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Tor widow with one child: permanent
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lnhOmnu
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AIRY expected ana references l.. q. BOX
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WANTED-A stcnogrnpher capable of
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WANTED-A dining room girl; prefer
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STOCK SALESMAN

The Qua-Jack Lend a. Zinc company
want u few more snlesmen who appre-
rlate making real money" The stock
In this company sells because We have
tho property" when the stock sells YOU
make money" Come see US. QUA
JACK LEAD AND ZINC CO, ni STATE
NATIONAL BANK BLDG.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-01-15
FEMALE HELP WANTED

WANTED-By business firms and hank
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bOokkeepers, typists, multgrnphers,
comptOmctrist and salesman, salary $40
TO 500 per month; now is the time to
learn; to postpone preparation means
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better writo for large, free catnlog to-
day. Capital city Business College.
A NICE LUNCH 20 to ?5c, "Cafcteria." /"
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UNFURNIsHED ROOMS FOR REM

Two uufWuishCd rooms, privilege on
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ul home Walnut 'Oi2.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-01-15

WANTED Expert sausage md chilli
maker, a man to take charge ~ back
room Must come web recommended
and be up In his line Apply At once.
Good salary, Stock Yards Cash Market,
32j West Main,
BOYS WANTED-Chancc for advance
ment' good wages Western Union
Telegraph Company.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-08-02
WheeIer's Manager Springs
His Alice In the Hole on
the Ingots.

In the course of another letter. re-
ceived from Manager Henry c.. Nam
men,, Jr., of the Wheeler Condensers
of Roosevelt, this morning. there is
disclosed the rather startling bit of
information that Aicer Jensen, star
southpaw of the Newark Bears, and
a resident of this city. Is going to
take up employment at the Conden-
ser plant, a move which will make
him eligible to play with the Roose-
Welt nine. This, of course puts a
different twist to the Wheelers-Ingots
discussion since with After in the fold
the Wheolers are strengthened to a
marked degree.
1t had been generally understood
that Jensen, when he left the Bears
for whom he has pitched excellent
ball this seeSon. would heed the call
of the draft board and turn to essen
tial occupation. that Camp Morgan
would hav him. This conclusion Is
batted on the head by Nannen's an
nouncement Nannen has a good deal
more to say anent the letter of Peter
Smoyak, q spectator at h much
discussed game, who sides with the
Ingots.
Incidentally, Nannen. takes a fall
out of the Hercules batting averages.
All along the line. in fact. there runs
an undercurrent of the fighting spirit
In Nannen's letter. There is no doubt
ing the fact that he is some fighting
manager who doesn't know what the
word quit" means. He is ready to
back up his position In newspaper, on
diamond or with the check book.
Here is what he has to say:
IT have read with much interest
Mr.. Peter Smoyak's view of the much
discussed argument which caused the
breaking up Of our ball game. Mr..
Smoyak is perfectly entitled to think
as he ~pleases: we must concede that
to him. The question of debating
through q series of newspaper state
ments is not getting the series start
ed.
MY suggestion of playing the
series in Elizabeth was not OF my
! making, but originally came from
/ Captain Applegate after the dispute,
as several of my players expressed
| themselves freely that owing to the
Treatment we received they would
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-08-02

NANNEN ANNOUNCES JENSEN
WILL PITCH FOR ROOSEVELT

never play another game in Perth
Amboy, so the only thing left was q
neutral ground. I would, therefore.
suggest that before any more rabid
Ingot rooters expose their feelings as
friend Smoyak has in public. that
they go a little more into details be-
fore opening a debate.
Getting back to friend Regain. u
hats are off to him. as he has joined
the colors for greater honors than we
can ever obtain on a ball field, there-
fore we have no comment to make
other than that Blackie Is sticking to
the home crowd, right or wrong.
ut might also prove interesting to
those who wish to wager on the
series hat Perth Amboy's best pro-
duct, Aicer Jensen, will commences
work at our plant within the next
few days, which will make him elig-
tble to play in the series as an en-
ploye of the Wheeler company, and
1t is the factory team which claims
the championship of the county and
not a local team. This is for h In
formation of those who are under the
impression that the series Is Carteret
VS.. Perth Amboy.
with Jensen and Murtagh to do
the twirling we do not hesitate to
state we would not take water to
play for the championship OF the
| state with any team that disputes our
claim.
1--WE do not consider the Ingot
! series a hard one. neither do we pro-
pose to let the Hercules Powder
| Company get into the series. We are
playing the Ingots on their past repu-
| tation, but the Powder company are
unknown to us. Who did they ever
beat? They may have beaten Wright
Martin but hat Is not such a great
feat of arms; outside of that they
may be playing junior teams. Any
teams hat can boast OF such n bat
! ting average as they claim ought to
apply to the National Commission for
a franchise to represent some big
city, surely any team with such e
quantity OF hitters playing semi-pro
ball should make itself heard, but to
date the reports we have at hand do
not Indicate the Powder company
would be In a position to even give
us an interesting game. But we are
all good sports and suggest that the
Powder company play the winner OF
the Ingot-W Wheeler series for $4,000.
Very truly yours.
WHEELER BASEBALL CLUB.
/ Henry C. Manner. Jr., Mgr"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-08-02

The initial announcement Issued yes
terday of the matching of Matty Her
bert and Mickey belmont for the star
bout of the Lotos Sporting Club Mon.
day night, caused no mean ripple OF
interest to permeats through local
sporting ranks, and already the reg
ular patrons are lined up solid into
two factions in support of their ia
vorlte. Herbert since his victory over
Jack Tracey in the semi-hnal to the
Fulton-Dempsey fight last Saturday.
has mounted to a higher niche, In pu-
gilistic circles than he has occupied at
any time since striking this little oil
one track trolley town.
As a rule there is no demand for
| tickets in advance for boxing shows
these days. This ruls 'yas shelved for
the Rosner and belmont fight sever1l
weeks ago and is again being side
tracked for the coming engagement.
Delmont's popularity by virtue of his
two excellent local performances and
Herbert's residency here coupled with
his victory over Tracey. have sent the
attraction skyward. As q result there
was a real neutrality-suspicious. demand
for reservations yesterday and this
morning.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-08-02
|NGOTS AGAIN
MEET MORGAN
By Winning Tomorrow, Local
Nine WIN Put Big Series
On Ice.

By winning tomorrow from Camp
Morran, the Ingots will put the series
on ice and automatically eliminate
tham from further county champion
h consideration. The Jngots py
taking three Of the four games 10
date have computed a wide a Last
saturday they downed the visitors pm
the local grounds by one run IN Ie
Fourth game OF the series. In order
70 can+Ire the series, Camp Morgan
must win three straight games.
Instead of going into Saturdays
rama bolstered to put up q desperate
hight. Camp Morgan will be weakened
Tha hooes OF securing Aicer Jensen,
late Of the Newark Bears, vanished
with the announcement from Roose-
Welt that the star portsider mao peen
nabbed by the Wheeler Condensers OF
Roosevelt for mound duty. In aooI-
ton "Blackie" Regan. the team ; s,al
shortstop and chief slugger joined the
navy this week. Regain drilled u a
homer, a triple and single In b game
arainst h Ingots last Saturday.
REGARDLESS OF the result of SaSnf-
| davis game. the series will continue
| sven with the inter-plant title ano
ina handsome silver cup tucked away
In he Golfers of the Raritan Copper
Works Athletic Association, the Ingots
| propose to continue the series 10 tne
seyen-game limit. The Camp Morgan
It's can provide better opposition rlsn,
now to the Amboy team than any oil
the other clubs around here.
Frank Rstter will probably be Sc
lectsd for mound duty. Harold Conk-
lin will oppose him. In h two games
pieved at Camp Morgan In this series
! the Ingots rave come out ahead oo'l
times.
should the Ingots tuck away TINS
title saturday they will turn with some
zest TO the Hercules Powder Conpany
nine whom they are siateo 2 ~
cniaa r~ecently served notice to be con
/ sidered for the county championship
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-08-02
DEMPsEY'S VICTORY ONE
Of SHORTEST ON RECORD

for the worlds title. Tom Sharkey
stopped Gus Rubin at Coney Island in
1908 after one minute of smuggling.
Fitzsimmons sent Peter Maher into
dreamland In about so seconds at
Langtry. Texas. in 1895. The quick
est knockout on record In any of the
classes was scored by Battling Nelson
when he stopped Billy Rosser in two
seconds about sixteen years ago. Dial
Hawkins required four seconds to
knock out Martin Flaherty in the pre-
liminary to the Corbett-Fftzsimmons
mill at Carson City In 1897. Terry
McGovern settled Pedlar Palmer OF
England In less than a round at Tuck
ahoe in 1895. Joe Cans won the
lightweight title from Frank Erne at
Fort Erie in 1909 with n punch. Pc
ter Maher, more than 20 years ego.
hammered Steve O'Donnell to the
floor at Maspeth in about 40 seconds.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-08-02

Daily Thought.
These are the times that try mems
souIs.-Thomas Paine.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-08-02
Interest Keen In Herbert Bout; !
Dudock and McCauley Re-Matched

Herbert is now at Billy Grupp's
gymnasium In New York getting con.
ditioned for the fight. That is an Ole
haunt of Matty's and he a a wealth
of boxing material available for spar-
ring partners. Matty expects no trou~
BILE in making 11s pounds to weigh in
at 3 o'clock Monday afternoon. Dell
mont will probably tip the scales at
lie pounds. his best fighting weight.
The bill Is made further attractive
by the announcement of a return bout
between Young Jack McCauley OF
Staten Island and Young Dudocl9 Of
Fords. The two put up a rip-snorting
six rounds al the show this Week ano
were promptly rematched.A tbs
| other six round semi-1nai Young lac-
Guigan of Staten Island, who shaped
up well In a preliminary. will square
of with Young Al De Rose of Staten
Island.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-08-02

We bid you take advantage Of the oppot unity to save money In Mems Furnishings
Has Work Clothes Summer Clothing, Made to Measured Clothing and Military Goods IRON
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Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-08-02
Naval AvlatOrs VIII Play
KeypOrt Nine for Red Cross
BY sp-c.ai Correspondent.

KEYPORT, Aug. 2-On Saturday
afternoon the United States Navel Avi-
ators' Detachment will play a seam
from the borough which has been or
ganized through the efforts of Joseph
Hines, on the cutlery field diamond
and since both teams are from the
borough the collection which will be
taken will be presented to the local
branch of the Red Cross.
The lineup for Saturday will be as
follows:
U. 8. Naval Aviators-Dascomb, S.;
Kinder. h.; Roemer. 3d.: Bloomer,
CT; Hofmeyor, c.; Nieiand or DAILY,
2b.: Dixon. IT,; McEIroy. rf.; Shuma-
ker or Debate, D.
Keyport Stars-Joseph Hines, IL;
Kinhofer. rf.: Conway, Of: Reinhold.
1b.; Cowan, S., West. 3b.: James
Hines. 3D.: Hourihan. c.; Dougherty, p.
Optimistic Thought.
Suffer not your faith to be shaken
By the sophistries of skeptics.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-08-02
Anelent EuuIpment.

Title Ginger says that the reason
she will have to quit her present
boarding house IL because the dining
room chairs are 90 low she sticks her
head under the table when the bless
ing Is said.-Dallas News.