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The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25
KAISER WILHELM TELLS THE
 DEVIL OF HIS TROUBLES

The Kaiser called the devil up On the telephone one day, The girl at central listened at All they had to say Hello" she heard the Kaiser say, "ls old man Satan home? Just tell him it's Kaiser Bill That wants him on the phone. The Devil said Hello" to Bill, And Bill said. How are you, I'm running here on earth hell, Now tell me what to do.' What can l do." the Devil said, My dear old Kaiser Bill, To help you, sure will. The Kaiser said, Now listen, And l will try to tell The way that l am running On earth q modern hell. I've saved for this for many years And Eve started out to kill That it will be Il modern job, You leave it to Kaiser Bill, My army went through Belgium Shooting women and children down. We tore up all her country, We tore up every town My Zeps dropped bombs on cities, Killing both old and young. And those the Zeppelins didn't get Were taken out and hung I started out for Paris With the aid of poisonous gas The Belgians. dawn 'em stopped me And wouldn't let me pass. My submarines are devils Why you should see them fight They go sneaking through the sea, And will sink ship on sight I was running things to suit me Till thirteen months ago, When a man called Woodrow Wilson Told me to go slow. He says to. Dear William, I don't want to make you sore, So be sure to tell your U-boas To sink our ships no more. We have told you for the last me So. dear Bill, it's up to you And if you do not stop It, You'll have to fight us too. I did not listen to him, And he's coming after me With five million Yankee sOidlefs From their home across the sea. Now that's why l called you, satan I want advice from you know that you will tell me Just what l ought to do. My dear old Kaiser Bill, There isn't much to tell, For the Tanks will make 1t hotter Than can for you in hell. I've been q mean old devil, But not half as mean as you And the minute that you get hefe I will give my job to you I'll be ready for your coming, And I'll keep the fires all bright, And I'll have your room all ready When the Tanks begin to fight. For the boys in blue will get you have nothing more to tell; Hang up your phone and get your nat And meet me down in hell
 -Exchange.
The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25
PATRIOTIC
 RALLY.
Farmers Big Patriotic Rally and Pic mic to Be Held Week of August
 12 to r. - -z

Elaborate plans are being made for a farmers blg patriotic rally and pie nic to be held somewhere in Nevada County during the week of August F to IT. This meeting will last one day and every farmer in the county is urged to make his plans to bring the family and stay all day. Plenty of entertainment and music will be pro vided and there will be something do ing every minute for every member of the family. The place of meeting and the programe will be announced next week according to word which has been received here from B. c. Ri ley. Superintendent of Community Chautauquas with the Extension Di- vision, University of Arkansas, who announces that some of the best speakers in the state will appear OF the program. Watch for details in next weeks issue of this paper.
The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25
AT 'EM. BOYS; EAT 'EM UP" Speaking of potatoes, not ball play

VTNs
 It may not pass the examina tion for dignity, but this course suggestion of the bieacher fan quite accurately carries the thought which theDepart- lDent of Agriculture and the Food Administration are trying to impress upon Americans in the Eat potatoes ca mpaign It's serious obliga tion,
 Millions of bushels of potatoes should be eaten within the next few weeks If we eat them, we save wheat and potatoes both. And if we save wheat, the boys in France who are holding that line can carry on under the same rallying cry-"At em. boys eat 'em up.
The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25

Sour or sweet; that's the question my brother, and its not mean one, either. for many of us would rather take dose of salts than walk with your long-as-a rail face Your dys- peptic brain. torpid conscience and sour disposition make you anything but agreeable company. You are called a Christian. too. Well, maybe you are but the fact is not believed by many on earth. Possibly you console yourself with the thought they know it in heaven l doubt it? Why go through the world always in fog You dishearten man, give others the blues and impress all that life is dark and full of evil forbodings, but you should remember that if is only the way of the transgressor that is hard
The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25
llRTY.ElGHT YEARS OLD

h. r. Honea of Mt. Moriah, |s in the city Saturday and
 led at this office. MT. Hon. handed Us the Democratic fket that was voted on at the (ction in the fall of 1880. fne of the old settlers will
 member many pleasant cir
 Instances connected with
 $ campaign, as many will nember some sad things Pt happened. We under lnd that Chris c. McRae, |minee for sheriff at this time Id a brother to our distin- 6shed fellow townsman, Pn. I. C. McRae, died during Is campaign. Below we re- pduee the ticket: Primary Election. Fall of 1880.
 Democratic sate Ticket. TOT Amendment No. l. lgalnst Amendment No. l. Ff Governor-Gen. T. J. Church Tor Secretary of Jacob Fro Tor Auditor Of state-John Craw- Il
 Tor 10, Treasurer of William
 Woodruff
 ,or Attorney General-C. B. Moore. 'Of ',i Commissioner of State Lands
 ". Lear
 TOT supreme Judge-E. II. English 'of Superintendent of Public h penon- ] l.. Denton. ,of Judge of the Pulaski Chancery I'D W Carroll ,of Clerk of the Pulaski Ghanccls llri-J W Galloway.
 " froseeatine Attorney this t9th)
The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25
MRS. Fl. A. HAMILTON DEAD.

Last Saturday night Mrs. H. A. Hamilton died at her home on West Front Street. Mrs. Hamilton leaves q husband and three sons. Werner, Joe and Rodney. all live in this city. be sides a host of relatives and friends to mourn her death The funeral was conducted by pr. ]. C. Williams, her pastor and burial was made in DeAnn Cemetery Monday. The sorrowing friends have the sympathy of the en- tire town.
The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25
CHEAP WAY TO CONTROL WEEDS

One of the best and cheapest ways to control weeds on farms is to keep Il flock of sheep. In addition to con trolling weeds without cost, sheep will render profit by producing nu- tritious food and wool and will assist materially in meeting demands on the Nation for meat and wool production. If weeds are not permitted to grow and develop leaves they will die, but it would require a great amount of hand labor to keep most weeds under control by this method Sheep will keep the weeds down and the more weeds they eat the less will be their cost of upkeep, and the greater will be the supply of feed released fer other stock Many rough or perma- nent grass pastures that require mow- ing can be kept clean by the use of sheep, while at the same time the cat tle-carrying capacity of the pasture is increased.
 p,llinnc Haunr
The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25

Surgeons agree that in cases of Cuts, Burns, Bruises, and Wounds, the first treatment is most important When an efficient antiseptic is applied prompt ly. there is no danger of infection and the wound begins to heal at once. Fer use on man or beast, Borozone is the ideal Antiseptic and Healing Agent. Buy it now and be ready for an emer- gency. Price 25c, soc sl, ,00 and sl.5o, Sold by Guthrie Drug Store.
The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25
CUT WEEDS BEFORE
 SEEDS MATURE

Many weeds are propagated only by seeds. Weed seeds are produced in large numbers along rOadsides, fence rows, and ditch banks, in vacant fields and in waste places, and the seeds are scattered by wind, water, birds, and other agents. By cutting the weeds before the seeds are sufficient ly mature to germinate, an enormous amount of trouble and iabor couhl be avoided but only the most pro gressiye farmers do this.
The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25

yed-One red heifer. 2 years old with crop and split in right ear. Two l year old heifers, one red and the other jersey color, no marks. One brindle bull one year. no marks. All have horns Been gone about two months. Twill pay 5000 for the re- turn of these cattle or information leading to their recovery.
 James Sutton. Mt. Moriah. Ark.
The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25
LET THE BOYS HANDLE SHEEP.

While the labor required by sheep raising is continuous, it is not heavy, and if properly supervised and made interesting by financial return can well be performe by boys incapable of other kinds of farm work. This fact should be given consideration in many sections where farm labor is scarce.
The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25

Do you get up al night? Sanol is surely the best for ali kidney or bad- der troubles. Sanol gives rehef in "A hours from all backache and bladder troubles. Sanol is a guaranteed reme- dy. Soc and $l.00 bottle at Eesterly drug store.
The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25

For Sale-5 passenger Ford Car, in good order and prac- tically new tires all round. Will take gentle family driv- ing horse in part payment. 3 1-2 miles West of Prescott on lower Washington road.
 F. G. Corley.
The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25

Estrayed-One heavy set black horse with white speek in forehead. Had bell on when he left home. Last heard of about ? 1-2 miles cast of Ein- met. Liberal reward for his where abouts. Il. A uree'i'
 Prescott, Route ?,
The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25

Bistriet-John Cook. Esq. Democratic County Ticket.----
 For Representative-B. W. Bour land.
 For Circuit Clerk-W. K. White
 For Sheriff-Chris C. McRae
 For County and Probate Judge D. $. Arnold.
 For Assessor-J A. WhitesideS.
The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25

MT. Farmer, we carry a complete line of stock remedies especially for your benefit, let us show you. Guth- rie Drug Store. good drug store.
The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25

For Sale-A lot of pure hog lard made by Mayhem Bailey. Will sell for 28c for the next ten days. Bring your bucket or can.
 City Meat Market.
The Nevada County picayune., 1918-07-25

666 cures Chills and Fever
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1918-09-27
DIED OF DISEASE.

DiED OF DISEASE.
M.~,. CORPORAL
merio N. Hutchinson, Bartlc,v,,,. OH.
.Yoh, PRIvATEs.
JoSno n - r; Foohey. Hobohen. m !
A A,hn odell. Buena Vista Arb
David o. ?. Rex. PhYadelph:a "a
ocnwart4 Sesw York cty.
DIED. AcC1DEST AND orurn c.r
PAM - PRIvATES.
n, 1a =. Mente. Heidelberg .,
Is, .n ~ =. Stone. Shreveport T.~ n
-'Asc anomas New York City. Va
SEVERELY wouNDES VI
aer,n.,d LIEuTEeANTs. I |
Aiam n. Walton. Palatka. Fla
Ravnona CORPORAL Fl
,'N' lnona a. Tonaarso, Ey6oklyn. ny Il
-eo-ro n PRIVATEs.
IanS N. Farrell. Stamford. Conn. "a
ess.s : p; Anutson. Curlew. Idahs.
,oraa A. Lo2pvern. st. Iseuis. MOI q
obe 1td It ssorvlch. SupIla Russia f' l
ahn ~ roeey, Greys Chanel VI -
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1918-09-27
CASUALTIES
KILLED IN ACTION.

~ AN41ONs
LIEUTENANT
] Leonard c. Hoskins, East Las VEGA. ~ ;.
4 SpR1vkyEs.
: J Isorge KKoAheier. 1ann Mass.
g C 1oli1 Nowafny. WsntosX VIZ Tvs.
: Stsnlar D. Gerry Jerry. Dublin. Ca.
m ns,rIeR J; Sullivan. New Xxx c y: <.
George J. vefkoulsas. Ryssnasionn.. S i
DaEb OF M6UNDs.
-, coRPogAts.
9 Ma J. Bersman. tsanerof. rou
nah ". -anghlin. Yam Hi. Or.
cook.
george 3. Al5ssrts. Brooklyn, N. =
PRIIxTEs.
louis louis p. Beskerle. III. Ion;. ~
HHonaenick Blolto Phil sdeis
hieaso. '0sA'' LAO aass Seventeenth street.
d e15senh E; Hadacld. Bristol.
HT .eo N. Hickman. Flotw -. I.
Jaw murphy. Sayre Pa. W. Va
Rssss Igs. Caeselton N. D.
d tsgese u, Sparks, Gim,a/ 2:
f&omsas TWz;y,perski. Hsbew. N.
-. 'inoItQI East Rutherfora-~=~sX
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1918-09-27

a<tos~ p2sss;ass IT.
,.,n~ Alexander. ChesteIn- |
1 Jo.ar,h G. Aubin. Wiliiama at,
Josep ,l Rean. Winooehi. w. ~.
F Eomsrd D A. Bolin. BloomiYs1ta Sdde
r ru E. Buck, New Css,l, anuf t ]
Gntonio CAMPING. S9lsis C .un
A Ato1 cberney. New YORK cry. ~
T Iohn CieiaskiewS&, Cleve,aha'
Herbert Clark, Trooper. ,a 90 Can
I Edward G. Delray. Wooala~m, Wal
g Trnast P Faulkner. West V, M "
E Elhert HIGelonek. Batavia a m
Inward y. Gray, windsor. e
h IowaI, C Heinh Eandusky. y.
Eo osban r. Hcrffck. Mechanic fs'
William o. 1sham. Catlinh. n n Te|
William H. Lewis, proVtiuT nner F A
Trank M. Mclaughlin, Upper D.
Tann r. Marley. PittSourgn;, e.
5oiiii,m C. Nippert. Qncinnau' Nj r.
Alfred oppegaard.s Ncin aeiand "
hahn L. Paulson, Tump erlanu'
panj Ross. Bridgeport, o oS,1a
| rau, Snioot, Faxon. OKLA.
| G.auoe rn,,t Perrishing, Ind.
| L Lorge II. Walker. Dorchester :"
1 1eeo;s,nin Virgins. Salem. III
B ganner wyatt, Columbus. ga.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1918-09-27

By WILBUR d. NESBIT
There n casualty list
those obviously foreign blood
Thomas
Voo and Wesley Knuson and Toras Maxovc them
Russian Pole, Germanyou
could find nadonaihes you knew.
they all "Yanks"
The lists coming; pouring the cable
Oh, yes Smiths and Joneses and Browns all there
All and gegrandfathe and
gandfas and fathers have fought for liberty right erer
in the lists
somehow nvuntary goes Sspek and
An and Schwa-to these whose fathers and mothers lust few
binkd knowledge
at last their dreams Of freedom had
Why folks who lived here all lives and who can't remember
rich blessing for us
people shores believing probing their
belief fighting
beliefs and principles
the hearts of all our boys but especially of those boys whose here
might be liberty liberty had to be defended
Every penny you lend government investment Liberty Bonds
goes better and
living who bonds of the first second third Liberty
who what he has helped to do for
known
backed greater than investment ever made
the fire of entusm don't
wait for speeches and paades and bands
Liberty knou going buy them
You sacrificing penny; not giDng cent
lending money! good interest
money back
Norwich and Noway and all the
shoulder with Smith and Jones and Brown
standing together! The old flag that our forehers
today than did,"
u. s. Government Bonds
>Ourth Liberty LOa
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1918-09-27
EARLY LIST.
.,.- ru TN ACTION.

KILLED IN ACTION.
LIEUTENANT coLoS W.,
+ NJ. Craig; San Francisco oa'')
CAPTAIN.
~ >.LIEUTENAN1S.
George R. Anderson, ArdlaSreM; Me 6
E EapIe A. Billings: poEtlanmd s,,t me
James NJ z ellison carthage. n.
e e1ee e.. Il Han. Heyhill ..1 Mass NJ.
G 9'anbert A. WOOD. Portland ~
sERGEANTs.
rr,,c;s J. Brown, Englewood'
Earl CONNER, oq patersbnr sg. ".
| Carl Il H.. D n.yis-uapsi---''. ~
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-03-22
,.sR. SiMPKINS PAYS
HIS INCOME TAX
BY ROBERT McBLAIR.

Mr.. Simpkins gazed at the portrait
on the wall till his eyes filled with
tears. 1t was a portrait ~ his father,
Colonel Simpkins, who had four times
been promoted for valor during the
Civil War and had died bravely on the
field of action. Mr.. Simpkins' throat
ached now for two reasons: First, he
his father; secondly. his age and his
eyes and his game leg wouldn't let him
20 to wsr himself And as he observed
the martial bearing and uncompromis-
ing gaze of Colonel Simpkins he saw,
IN Imagination, the KHAKI! clad lads OF
the new generation marching forth and
crossing three thousand miles of sea to
fight, maybe die, for liberty.
Mr.. Simpkins peered around to make
sure that neither Ress nor John (who
were at the teasing ages of sixteen
and seventeen) were where they could
see him, then he Strengthened and
threw his right arm up for salute,
But his equity shoulder twinged, and he
groaned. He couldn't even salute.
DAMN said Mr.. Simpkins. and
with his other hand fiercely twirled his
white mustachios.
He turned and limped into the IL
brary and sat down creakily before the
mahogany desk on which were lying
the blanks for his income tax state
ment, blanks which he had rather
grumpily got from the Internal Reve-
nue. officer only that day after lunch
con on his way home from the club.
Mr.. Simpkins' income for 1917 had
amounted to just about $4,000, and he
had been rather snappy on the sub
ject of taxes ever since he had discov-
cred that the more income man has
the greater the percentage of 1t he
pays in taxes. He could think of sew
eral men who, like himself, were mar
ried and had two children, and yet
although their incomes were nearly
half of his, they would pay only a
small fraction Of the amount he paid.
He gloomily drew the blank nearer
and began filling in the information
that it asked for.
AS Mr.. Simpkins' income was $4,000
he had to figure out the amounts pay
able on each of the successive. smaller
classes of incomes in order to arrive
at the total due from himself. He
passed over the first class who must,
pay taxes, that is, single men making
over 1000. His calculation for mar
ried men then showed up as follows:
First, they pay per cent. (under
the 1915 law on all income over
$4,000, deducting 5000 for each Of their
children under eighteen years. In Mr..
Simpkins case this was 1912, which he
put down in the payable column.
He saw next that, under the 1917
law, married men pay an additional 9
per cent. on all over $2,00QEwith the
same allowance for children. This
added 1852 to his payable" column.
He then observed that for every
$4,000 jump in his income over $4,000
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-03-22

he had to pay Surtax, the percentage
growing larger with each jump. This
was $3.50 more added to his burden.
And on top of all this came an ''Ex-
cess Profits" tax of 8 per cent. on all
Occupation" income over $4,000, MAX
ing $720 more.
The total, then, he must pay was four
teen hundred and thirty-four dollars.
"Whew!" exclaimed Mr.. Simpkins
angrily. "There's young Henry Will
kins, who married Jake Johnson's girl,
he makes $1,000 and he doesn't pay a
cent. of taxes. guess this is his war
as we'll as mine!"
Thinking of young Henry wilkins,
he remembered that Mrs. wilkins went
every afternoon to make bandages for
the Red Cross and that Henry, who
was lawyer was aiding the Local
Draft Board with its questiOnnaires.
"Well,' he admitted to himself
o''rhat makes a difference"
He, thought next of Judge Willough-
by, whose income was about $1,000
"He only pays 500" commented Mr..
Simpkins, not quite so angrily this
time; and then a thought struck him
and he sat up rightly in his chair.
Judge Willoughby's. son had been
drowned on the Tuscania when it was
summarized with the loss of two hun
dred soldiers
"Judge Willoughby gave his son to
America" muttered Mr.. Simpkins.
He leaned forward suddenly and put
his face in his hands,
For long time Mr.. Simpkins sat
very still in that position. There was
no sound in the library except the
ticking of the tall clock and an occa-
sional trilI of laughter from the chill
dren skylarking upstairs The square
Of light on the carpet gradually with
drew itself through the window, and
first twilight and then darkness settled
in about the quiet. white haired, some
times irascible old man.
Mr. Simpkins was thinking things
which he would never afterward speak
of, he was thinking things that were
too sacred ever to be put into words
But some inkling of his thoughts may
be found in his rejoinder to Mrs.
Simpkins when that placid lady came
in and turned on the lights. and asked
him whether he was ready for dinner
Judge Willoughby's only son was
worth as much as fourteen hundred
and thirty-four dollars, wasn't her"
Mr.. Simpkins demanded of her.
AS his wife, who was not unused to
his superficial irritalions, watched him
in mild establishment, Mr.. Simpkins
limped out to the hall and took his
old felt hat and silver-headed cane
from the hat rack. Letting himself out
into the foggy evening. he tapped his
wav down to the corner, and mailed his
income tax statement and check with
his own hanuS.
Snow, God be thanked" said Mr..
Simpkins as the lid clanked shut over
his missive, 81 can do this much for
my country, anyhow"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-03-22
The Pneumonia Season.

The cold, damp weather of March
seems to be the most favorable for
the pneumonia germ. Now is the
time to be careful. Pneumonia often
results from cold. The quicker a
cold is gotten rid of the less the dam
ger. AS soon as the first indication
of a cold appears take Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. AS to the value of
this preparation, ask anyone who has
use it.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-03-22

Dependency Due to Constipation.
Women often become nervous and
respondent. When this is due to
constipation it is easily corrected by
taking an occasional dose of Cham
berlain's Tablets. These tablets are
easy to take and pleasant in effect
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-03-22
Marriage Licenses.

William K. Briscoe, of Colora, and
Mrs. Ida F, Gross, of Pilot.
John Hagerty and Annie Husfelt,
both of Earieville.
Edmond E. Ropka and Catherine
e. Smelling, both of Blythedale.
John v. Walker, of Port Deposit,
and Matilda S. Collins, of Chester,
Pa.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-03-22


vehicles reports that his receipts
from all sources during January and
February, 1918, are, approximately,
double those for the corresponding
period last year. and that his regis
trations of solid-tired vehicles in
January and February, 1918, were
more than for the entire year 1911.
He further states that he believes
the increases this year in pneumatic
tired vehicles will >be over so per
cent. and in the case Of solid tired
vehicles over 100 per cent. Never
theless, he bases his figures OF antici
pated revenues upon a conservative
40 per cent. increase.
The maintenance estimates for
1918 and 1919 are:
1918. 1919.
atate roads .s1,12o,oOO $1.2Oo,O0O
State aid
reads -. 100000 100000
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-03-22
Enroll In Naval Reserve Force

Enroll In Naval Reserve Force.
Men in the draft age who have not
been called to active duty, or who
are so low in the draft that the Local
Board is willing to give them a GER
tificate signed by one of its members,
stating:
Ills class and order numbers are
so low that he is not within the
current quota of this Local Board"
may still enroll in the Naval Reserve
Force.
No doubt there are many colored
men who are over the draft age. who
could aid their COUNTRY at this
time by enrolling as cooks or walters
in this SERVICE. The Naval Re-
serVist is giving valuable assistance
to the Government in connection
with the OVERSEAS TRANSPORT
TATi0M as. we'll as duty along the
Coast of the United States, the nav
is good and promotion rapid for men
who are capable.
Those interested may apply to the
Naval Enrolling Officer, 512 Mrnsey
Bldg. or the United States Enroll-
ment Office, 1875 E. Baltimore ST..
Baltimore. Watermen desiring to
enroll may come on. board the USS
McLane, the flagship of Squadron s,
which visits all of the waters of
Maryland twice monthly.
sWEPsoN EARLE.
Ensign, UAN RI
Enrolling Officer.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-03-22

From above there is to be deduct
ed the expenses of the Commissioner
Of Motor-vehicles approximately
$4,000 in 1910 aud from the bal
ance 20 per cent. to be paid to Bal
timore city and balance to stats
Roads Commission for oiiing and re-
pair Of state and state aid reads;
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-03-22
otal. ..s1,s2O,OOO s1,4oO,OOo

Total. 81, 100000 $1,4G0.Oo0
The chairman OF the State Roads
Commission has more recently csti-
mated that the cost of maintaining
the state roads during 1915 and 1919
will be $1,000 per mile for 1900
miles and $4,000 for the State aid
roads; total, s1350,000.
y The motor-vehicle receipts during
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-03-22

Why is it that the average man is
only willing to carry the first baby?
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-03-22

A man who gets into the habit of
never making mistakes Is entirely
too perfect for this world.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-03-22

A practical man is one who carries
out the plans of a theorist.
Much of the bitterness OF life
comes from swallowing ones words.