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Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08
The BoastfuI Fat Man.

"BligginS claims that he is an all
round athlete"
81 don't know whether he's an ath-
lcte, but he's all round all right, and
getting rounder every day"
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

Whoever the "prrfect lady" is who
invented clothes that make men look
rs though they were WeHrin" corSet~
we hope that his garments pinch.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

II has taken Il lot of citizens omit"
n while to realize that food cnnS"r'H
ton orders do not apply exclusively to
the other fellow.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

A fool always wants to shorten
space and time; a wise man wants to
Iengthen both. A fool wants to Kill
space and kill time; a wise man, first
to gain them. then to animate them.-
Ruskin.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

A lot of us would 'ik" to co'l'''.
ment some high -hrowcd chap on win
ming h Nobel pence prize.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08
The Point of IL.

"Smith was extraordinarily atten.
tive to the lady he took to dinner"
THAT was his wife"
II still maintain his attention was
extraordinary"
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08
Not His Fault.

Judge-What, you back here again!
I thought told you never to be seen
here again?
PriSoncr-Dat's all right, boss, but
couldn't help callin' dis time.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

"Dont count a crop before II 10
aarnsred," is sound advice to people
who are figuring on big relaxation
in the Administrators rules regard.
ing wheat consumption. Already one
hundred million bushels Of this con-
tinent's expected supply have, been
wiped off the slate by wind drought.
and heat In Western Canada. Not
more than 5000, 900 bushels is expect
ed from 100000 acres in the three
Prairie Provinces, two-thirds OF the
earlier estimates. More planting can.
not replace that loss. More saving
will have to.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08
STARS AND STRIPES

can defeat old high-coSt of-d"!.N"rN
anyhow.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08
WITH THE SAGES
The more Il man can, the more ne
ought.-LouiS Blanc.

If II be my lot to crawl, ! VIII crawl
contentedly: If to fly. I will fly with
alacrity. but. as long rs | can avoid
1t, | will never be unhuppy.-Sydney
Smith.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

DO good with what thou hast; or
II will do thee no good. II thou
wouldSt be happy. bring Thy mind to
thy condition: ana have I'M ndffcr-
ency fn. more than what Is sutli
ient.-Willinm Penn
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08
Due for the Market.

A fisherman was heard to sing
In sadness | repeat it
"It cost so mch to catch this string,
l cant afford to eat it"
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

Perhans some people ask us foolish
questions because they think they are
the only kind we can answer.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

A man In order to be great must u"
good, says an exchange. Gr"h' "'in'
Inals and great rasralS and N''li"m
Hohenzollern please note. - thirH@"
News
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

When man does something MOAN
to YOU that YOU had thought nf do!n"
to him. ii warpS the golden rule.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

Fayerweather-Thi crying child Is
enough to drive me crazy.
Wife--Wait il moment and | will
sing it to sleep.
Fayerweather-On second thought,
YOU had better let it cry.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

When the United States Food Ad-
mlnistratIon advises care in the use
OF any commodity, some people think
that is tip to hoard that special
article. They are the traitors within
the gates.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

What this country needs is a ha.
rometcr that will Indicate decent
weather and keep II there.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08
THE WORl.D DO MOVE

Pads to he worn inside trousers to
prevent the knees hng%ing are Il Mass
achusettS inventors idea.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08
ELMiRA PHILOSOPHY

It's never too soon to mend.
The gink who can't stop talk
ing shouldn't start, .
Few men have weak eyes from .
looking upon the sunny side oi .
life.
or the ffty- varieties of
alibis the picked variety has ,
all other brands backed off the
boards in point OF popularity
From the State Rcfornntory
Summary.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

Genius may compel n man to 'iE" tn"
disagreeahle things he has to do.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

Don't get too self-important, Y"n
may be rs wise as an ov4-eXacty.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

A light wardrobe has been inNontch
with doors so hung that It also can
be used as q screen In q bedroom
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

The wise man gives words, but
keeps his thoughts to himself.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

Resembling large tracing wheel
is a German inventors device that ne
curntely measures Irregular lines.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08
POINTED PARAGRAPHS

Figures are like hcns--they neNt'
lie.
If money talks it is probably pay
ing teller.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-08-08

A mans temper improves the more
he doesn't use 1t.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-06-10

MAKE WASHDAY A PLEASURE
No more Blue Mondays by using
MITcHELL'S MAGIC MARvEL-For
sale by Conkey Drug Co.. 9th and
Main; Haseltine's Grocery, 103 Rich
mond Ave; u. o. Hogin. Cor. 3rd and
Natl Ave. D. w. WALTERS, Mgr.
LOT South 9Th st.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-06-10
Senator New Flys Over
Richmond in Airplane

Senator Harry S. New, of Indiana,
passed over Richmond via the air.
plane route at about o'clock Satur-
day afternoon. Thousands of persons
saw three machines pass over the
city Saturday, but none knew at the
time that Senator New was a passen-
ger in one of the three
The Indiana statesman was in the
first machine that went over which
was piloted by Caleb Bragg. United
States army flier. Senator New is on
the senate aircraft committee and &C
cepted Bragg's invitation to fly from
Indianapolis to Dayton rather than
make the trip on the train.
Interviewed at Dayton, Senator
New gave a description of his f..>1t.
when l attempted to look directly
behind me l thought the ship was
speeding away from me, SO I did not
try it again," he said. my attention
was attracted to a spot on the horizon
in front of us shortly after we left
indianapolis. Larger and larger it
grew until I realized that it was Rich
mond."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-06-10
Keller Makes Address at
Eaton K. of P. Services

EATON, O., June 10.-Before an as
semblage Of one thousand or more
people. Will w. Keller, Of Richmand.
Ind, chairman Of the council of de-
tense of Wayne county. Ind. delivered
the address at the annual memorial
services Of Waverly lodge, Knights OF
Pythias, held Sunday afternoon in
Mound Hill cemetery.
Mayor Harry l.. Risinger, master OF
ceremonies. introduced Mr.. Keller, fol
lowing prayer by Rev. T. j. Simpson,
Of the Presbyterian church, and two
solos by Miss Lucille Reel. Of Eaton.
Edwin Price, Of Eaton, sang solo a. a
part OF the service, and Rev. Mr.. Simp-
son pronounced the benediction. Ed
ward Johns, member Of Waverly lodge.
officiated as speaker at the lodge rit-
ualisdc service held at the Pythian
burial plot.
The graves Of seventy-two departed
knights were decorated with flowers.
The knights marched in a body from
the Pythian temple to the cemetery.
There was no band in the procession
this year.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-06-10

Madame Lillian A. Wiesike of Indi-
annapolis, Ind, to be professor OF voice,
succeeding Miss Lucy B. Kent, resign.
ed; the election of Mrs. Ella Kumler
McKelvy of Pittsburgh, Pa, to be a
member of the board of trustees: Miss
Clara H. Mueller, assistant professor
of German, to be secretary to the pres
ident; Miss Lucille Smith of George
town, o., to be corresponding secre-
tary of the alumnae association, with
headquarters at the college; Miss
Frances Orr assistant professor of
physics, granted years leave of alb
sence to attend Columbia University,
New York.
DR.. Boyd also announced the sue
cessful completion of the campaign for
100000 endowment, the amount sub
scribed being S501,246. 1t was also
announced that through the recent
death of Mrs. Lizzie N. Gordon, of
Georgetown, O., the college received
real estate valued at from s16,OoOo to
$4,000.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-06-10
Quilt Nets $3.50 for
Red Cross at Sale

EATON, O.. June 10.-Between
$4,000 and $4,000 was realized from
the Red Cross sale held Saturday at
Campbellstown, according to incom-
plete figures given out Sunday after
noon. Ten auctioneers gave their ser
vices free.
A quilt netted $3.50, after being sold
and resold. A pie brought $50. Cakes
bought and sold back and forth
brought $50 and $40 in several In
stances.
Hogs. cattle, sheep and horses we're
included in the sale. Household goods.
Merchandise, meats, farm products and
just about anything and everything
was put into the sale. Everything had
been contributed by residents OF
Campbellstown and Jackson town
ship A community dance netted $lO5.
Thus far Campbellstown and Jack
son township have the honor OF pro-
ducing more money at its Red Cross
sale than at any Of the several sales
held in Preble county.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-06-10

Saturday night and Sunday at Xenia
with T. J. Canny and wife. John
O'Dea spent from Friday to Monday
at Pittsburgh. Pa. where he accom-
panied two cars Of hogs purchased
here last week.
Word received from Roy Arnold is
that he Is doing well at Camp Mer-
rift, N. j., to which camp he was trans
ferred following his recent enlistment
in the ambulance driver corps, and
assignment to Jefferson Barracks, Mo.
80. Mrs. Cora Brandenburg has dis
health not permitting her to do the
work Mr. and Mrs. George Fort
ney spent Thursday at Lewisburg.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Mckee and fam
lily of Wrinkle, Ohio, returned Sunday
to their home after spending several
days with Mrs. Susan Mckee and Mrs.
Alice Dowler. Willard Morrison Is
victim Of appendicitis, having had
several severe attacks lately. ;. Miss
Frances Means returned Saturday to
Kokomo. after spending fortnight
at her home here. -. Miss Haley A.
Cook, senior in this years class Of
the High school, entered Richmond
Business college Monday to take a
stenographic course. -. Mr.. and Mrs
Albert Brown and fomily Of Richmond
spent Sunday with local kinspeople.
Tunis Moore is recovering from
severe attack of pneumonia. Mr.. and
Mrs. James Shurte and daughter mot
ored to Lewisburg Sunday and spent
the day. Rev. Mark l.. Warner Of
Xenia, O., preached Sunday from the
Presbyterian pulpit here and at Get.
tysburg church, and gave two fine
discourses Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Mauck
and daughter of Dayton were Sunday
guests Of local relatives. Mr.. and
Mrs. Roy Eubank Of Arcannum, Mr..
and Mrs. Frank Ward Of Eldorado
and their families visited Mrs. R. E.
Melody ond Mrs. John Weber Sunday.
VIM. A. Brown left Tuesday even
ing for Ashland, Kas, to look after his
wheat crop. Mr.. and Mrs. Chris
Marley of Columbus visited his broth.
err. Ross, Sunday, being enroute to
Florida. .Supt. and Mrs. c. r. Co.
blentz and family and Mr.. and Mrs
Elwood Kessler and family were en-
tertained Sunday by Mr.. and Mrs. Ell
wood Coblentz I. i. .Messrs. and Mer-
danes c. F. fitzpatrick and Ed r.
Clark and Mrs. F. J. Kirkpatrick, Miss
Mildred Clarl. and Julian Clark were
guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Kirkpat-
rick at Richmond Sunday. :. Emil
Hermann. Of Cincinnati, who with his
wife, Is spending the summer here,
has received word that his brother
Walter has enlisted in the u S. army
and is in one of the bands at Camp
Sheridan, Montgomery, Ala. Chas
Fee, of San Francisco. passenger
agent Of the Northern Pacific, visited
his sister, Mrs. Caroline Mcneil the
past week. The infant daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Mogle, who re-
sidides north of here, died Thursday
and was buried Friday at Providence
cemetery. Rev D. S. Ewry conducted
the services.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edgar P, Gail left Fri
day for Michigan to seek relief for
asthma with which Mr.. Gail suffers.
Emmett Harris and Frank Hawley,
students at Miami university have ar
rived home for the summer vacation.
-. Rev. and Mrs. Geo. F. Critics and
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-06-10

family have removed to his new
charge at Ripley, O., accompanied by
the good wishes of hosts of New Paris
friends. Rev. Critics has been pastor
of the local Christian church for two
years and on Sunday before he left a
farewell congregational dinner was
held in the church parlors.. . Miss
Bertha Burbage OF Dayton, visited her
aunt, Mrs. George Thurston, the past
week. >. Miss Carrie Reid of Column
bus, spent several days last week with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. W. B. Reid.
Mrs Ollie Newbern and Mrs.
Chalmer E. Denny and son went to
Camp Zachary Taylor Saturday, where
Mrs. Denny will remain with her hus-
band, Chalmer E. Denny. who is in
the quartermaster's department, U. S.
army.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-06-10
40 YOUNG WOMEN
RECEIVE DIPLOMAS

OXFORD, O., June 10.-The West
ern College for Women closed its
sixty-third year today with the gradu,
alton Of a class of forty Seven of
the graduates were from Indiana, as
follows: Miss Jean Augusta Carr OF
Rushville; Miss Jessie Reed Cochrill of
Evansville; Miss Janet Keller of Win
amaze; Miss Kathryn Dawson Kessler
of Seymour; Miss Ruth Cornell Mer-
ing of Indianapolis; Miss Mary Ruth
Ship of Indianapolis, and Miss Mary
Louise Smith Of Kokomo.
The address was delivered by Miss
Jeanette Rankin. member of Con-
gress from Montana.
President Boyd made number of
announcements: The appointment of
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-06-10
PAYMENT OF TAX
THIS WEEK near
Three BILLIONS
Biggest Outpouring Of Taxes
in History Will Occur This
Week.

WASHINGTON, d. c.. June 10
The biggest outpouring OF federal
taxes in the history Of tho nation will
occur this week. More than $4,000
600, 900 in income and excess prohts
taxes from individuals and corpora
tons Is due by next Saturday night. In
addition to the half billion which al
ready has been paid in this year. To
tai receipts from these sources are
expected to be about $2,775, 100000.
More than 100000 separate pay
ments of income taxes are to be made
in addition to hundreds Of thousands
Of excess profits tax payments.
Corporations Pay Most.
Aproximately three.fourths Of the
total tax will come from corporations
and about one-fourth from individuals.
Millions of persons will pay income
taxes for the first time.
As an indication of the huge task
imposed on the internal revenue ma
chinery Of the government with it's
sixty-four collection districts, 1t is re-
called that last year only 100000 in
come tax payments were made under
former law, and $S00.000,000 was re-
ceived on incomes.
Many Sell Securities.
Many corporations and big business
interests face the necessity Of selling
securities or other assets to meet tax
payments this week, according to re-
ports to the treasury, and officials are
watching carefully the eect on the
money and securities markets.
A method Of installment payments
in advance was arranged under the
law. but comparatively few corpora
lions took advantage Of 1t. Under an
other plan, however, the treausry in
the last six months has sold more
than $1,500.000,000 OF certificates OF in
debtedness acceptable In payment OF
taxes, and these virtually amount to
advance payments.
The certificates are not redeemable
until June 25, but the treasury has
urged corporations and banks to turn
them In this week to avoid disturbing
the distribution Of money.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-06-10
Masonic Calendar

Tuesday, June 11.-Richmond Lodge
No. 1876, F. and A. NJ. Called meeting;
work in Entered Apprentice degree,
commencing at o'clock.
Wednesday, June 12.-Webb Lodge
No. "a, F. and A. NJ. Called meeting;
work in Master Mason degree. com.
mencing at o'clock. Luncheon at
$50.
Friday, June liking Solomcn's
Chapter. No. 4, r. A. NJ. Stated con.
vocation. election and installation OF
officers.
Saturday, June 15.-Loyal Chapter
No. 40, o. e. S. Stated meeting.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-06-10
WOMAN is APPOINTED.
(By Associated Press)

SALEM, Ind, June 10.-With the
appointment of Miss Gladys Barnett
as a deputy sheriff, Washington coun-
ty claims to have the only woman
deputy sheriff in the state She is the
daughter of Harry Barnett, sheriff of
Washington county, and is not yet 20
years old. She rides a horse we'll, is
an excellent shot with a rifle, and
handles an automobile with skill.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-06-10

WINCHESTER. Ind, June 1o.-Jerry
Williams. 81. died At his home ia
Harrfsville Wednesday and was buried
In White River cemetery Friday. He
was born in Darke County. Ohio, but
had lived in this county for the last
half century. He was q veteran Of
the Civil war. The widow survives.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-06-10
TRAVELLING SALESMAN
Tells How He RegaIned Strength,
Ambition and Vim.

Atlantic, Iowa. am q travelling
salesman and was rundown, worn
out, no appetite and no ambition. NY
druggist told me Vinol was what I
needed and within q few days after
taking it commenced to gain and 1t
built up my health and strength %
every spring and fall I take II to build
me up and it keeps me in splendid con-
ditton. w. e. Brockelsby
The reason we guarantee vinol is
because 1t is a constitutional remedy
containing beef and cod liver peptones,
iron and manganese peptonates and
glycerophosphates, the most success
full tonics known. Glenn Thistlethwaite
and druggists everywhere.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-06-10
~ GOODS KNIT.
(By Associated Press

(By Associated P:es0y
BLOOMINGTON. Ind. June 10
Sweaters and socks are being knit for
soldiers by no less than TT indiana
University Goods. The girls started
the work when yarn" shop was
opened for them in March.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-06-10

Women teachers in the Pittsburgh
public schools are to receive a 500
war bonus.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-06-10
EXHIBIT CAMP FILM

EATON, O., June 10.-"Remaking Of
a Nation" Camp Sherman Aim, Is be-
ing exhibited here Monday. Tuesday
and Wednesday afternoons and even
ings at the Eatonian for the benefit Of
the local Red Cross branch.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1918-02-07

he,latest methods and the best labor
saving machinery. He does not, as
the President points out, turn out so
much per acre as the intensive Euro
pean farmer does, but he turns out
three or four times as much per man,
per unit Of labor and capital.
II he seeded and cultivated twelve
million more acres last year than ever
before, he should do still better this
year. If the wheat acreage was
seven millions more than the average
for the previous five years, it should
go still higher this year.
For the American farmer has en-
listed for the war, and ne counts no
sacrifice of time and labor and effort
too great, if it enables him to do his
full share in fighing the war on his
own acres.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1918-02-07
THE PRESIDENT TO THE FAR.
MER.

No American farmer can fail of
realizing with new thrill the su-
preme Importance of his work to the
winning of the war, when he reads
the Presidents message to the Far
mers' Conference at Urbana, Ill.
Mr.. Wilson puts into words the
belief that gains ground on both sides
of the water that the crucial year
of the war is at hand, and that "the
achievements of this year on the one
side or the other must determine the
issue" with characteristic clarity,
he thus eplains the significance of this
belief:
1t has turned out that the forces
that fight for freedom, the freedom
of men all over the world as we'll as
our own, depend upon US in an extra
ordinary and unexpected degree for
sustenance, for the supply of the ma
erials by which men are to live and
to fight. And it will be our glory,
when the war is over, that we have
supplied those materials, and supplied
them abundantly;;' and it will be all
the more glory, because in supply
ing them we have made our supreme
effort and sacrifice.
In supplying farm products in
greater abundance than ever before,
the farmers of America have supreme
opportunity for service to mankind
and civilization. In the performance
of this task, the President assures
them, they are to have the most skill
full, intelligent and energetic assist
ance of which the Government is ca
pable.
The Agricultural Department, "the
greatest practical and scientific agri-
cultural organization in the world" is
serving and will serve the farmers at
it's best. The Federal Reserve bank
ing system and he Farm Loan bank
ing system will see that they obtain
what credit they need. Nitrates are
being imported and will be manufac-
tured to solve the fertilization prob
lem. The Scarcely of sound seed is
being overcome by we'll considered
measures. The pressing need of
farm labor is to be looked to with
diligent care, and the problem of price
fixation on farm products is to be
solved with full jusice to the pro-
Queer.
In these affairs the President gives
assurance of the utmost cooperation
of the Government. But, of course,
the actual crop results depend on the
farmer himself. The American far
mer is heavy producer. He utilizes
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1918-02-07
THE GERMAN SPY MYSTERY

One of the mysteries in Washing
ton is the Government failure tv
treat the German spies who are
caught, with the rigor which nations
at war invariably adopt, and which
is approved by the accepted rules OF
warfare.
If single German spy has yet
been executed, the fact has not
come to public notice. And as the
purpose of such execution would be
to deter others from offenses against
our National safety, it may be taken
for granted that the facts would be
made public.
The news columns every day TEEN
with accounts of the capture of Ger
man agents and finding of evidence
that they are burning and bombing.
Yet the worst that happens 10 any of
them seems to be Imprisonment or in
ternment. Neither punishment has
any great deterrent quality. AS fast
as these fellows are clapped into pris-
on, others take their places. The
destruction meanwhile goes steadily
on, despite vigorous preventive meas
ures.
This is no time for squeamishness
The lives of our men at the front are
at stake. When a munition factory
is blown up, when supply ship is
burned. when valuable piers are de-
stroyed, each act has its bearing on
the welfare and the lives of American
soldiers. These spies are stabbing
our boys in the back No mercy
should be shown them.
If the lack of laws with teeth in
them accounts for the namby-pamby
methods of the Department Of Justice,
is not Congress in session, ready and
anxious to pass any emergency war
laws the Administration may ask for?
How long are these spies to be per-