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Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11
At Palace AirdOme Tonight.

Charles Ray, well-loved screen star
of "The Pinch Hitter" "The Clodhop-
per-" "The Son of His Father" and
"His Mothers Boy" is now appearing
in his very newest Paramount picture
"The Hired Man," at the Palace Air
dome. "The Hired Man" is from an
original story by Julien Josephson, and
was directed by Victor Schertzingel
under the personal supervision OF
Thomas H. Ince himself. A novel epi.
sode in "The Hired Man" is county
fair, in which Ray wins a hurdle race
against overwhelming odds. There is
also delightful love story running
through the production; in fact, it is
for the beautiful daughter of his en-
ployer that Ray makes the big sacri-
flee which forms the basis of the story
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11

NOTICE OF TIME AND PLACE
APPOINTED FOR PROVING
WILL AND HEARING APPLICA-
TION FOR LETTERS OF ADMIN
ISTRATlON WITH WILL AN.
NEXED.
In the Superior Court of the Coun.
ty of Imperial, State of California.
In the matter of the estate IF J. H.
Harden, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that Friday,
the 14th day of June, A. D. 1918, at
2 o'clock p. m. of said day, and the
courtroom of said Superior court at
Ell Centre, in the County of Imperial,
State of California, has been appoint
ed as the time and place for proving
the will of said j. H. Harden, de-
ceased, and for hearing the appl cation
of Abe Swindle for issuance to him of
letters of administration with will an
neXed thereon, when and where any
person interested may appear and
contest the same.
Dated this 24th day of May. A. d.
1918.
(SEAL) M. S. COOK,
BY E. B. WILSON, Clerk.
Deputy Clerk.
w.s.S.--
INSURE YOUR HAY WITH RAY
EDG AR.--Ady.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11
CLASSIFIED WANT ADS

SOR SALE-Moline tractor and plow
in good mechanical condition. Jas.
I L. Anderson, miles west on High
say or Box 555, Ell Centro.
! ton Interurban r. r.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING.
Accepted According to the Follow i'll =
Rates and Rules.

Rates-The rate for inserting PRE-
PAID Classified or Liner ADVERTISE
ments in The Imperial Valley Press
is 1c per word each insertion, if palo
in advance. Minimum charge, Csc.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11

Classified Advertising CHARGER
TO ACCOUNTS will be at the rate OF
1ac per word, with a minimum charge
of 25c.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11

Cool Athletic Union Suits for Boys,
SOC. Mems Athletic Unions, 75c, Csc.
SealpaX, $1.25. Golden Rule Mere.
! Co., 534 Broadway-Adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11
MARKET QUOTATIONS

Following are closing quotations
for New York cotton, furnished by
The Imperial Valley Long Staple Cot.
ton Growers Association:
July, $3.50; October, 25.1O; Decem-
ber, 25.01.
Following are Lvs Angeles produce
quotations at the close of business
asst night:
Butter-Creamery extras, 42c pc
pound. The selling price to the trade
is 5 cents higher than above quota
lion.
Eggs-Fresh extras, 39c; case count
%; pullets, ,36. All eggs sold includ
cases and filters, valued at 35 cents
Poultry-Frices to producers: Small
,roilers, 25; large broilers, IL pound
and up, 80; old cocks, Is; Leghor
25; roasting chickens, 3 pounds
and up, %; old cocks, IS; Le9horn
hens, 25; young ducks, 26; old
ducks, 20; squat pigeons, 4.00@5.00;
27; turkeys, 33; geese, 18.
Kansas City, June S.-Hogs-Re
ceipts, 5000; bulk, 16.65@16.95
heavy, 16.S5@17.00; packers ane
butchers, 16.7O@16.95; light, 16.5O@
1856; pigs, 16.25@16.75.
Cattle-Receipts, 1900; steady
prime fed steers; 17.O0@17.70; dressed
beef steers, 13.00@16.00; western
steers, 14.00@1750; cows, 1850
14.00; heifers, S.50@15.25; stockers
and feeders, 8.50@15.75; bulls, S.50@
1900; calves, S.50@13.50.
Sheep-Receipts, 1000; steady
shorn lambs, 1900: medium te good
17.25@17.75; spring lambs wanted al
20.50; natives, 14.75.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11

The Imperial Valley Press cannot
guarantee the accuracy or assume re
sponsibilty for more than one incor-
rect insertion of any advertiseme ent
ordered for more than one time.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11
HELP WANTED Female

WANTED-5OO women to make, in tn cir
homes, one pair of pajamas month,
from now until Jan. l, 1919. Car
ments cut, everything furnished with
full directions, at Red Cross Head
quarters. viii you be one?
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11
FOR SALE-LIVE STOCK
FOR SALE OR EX-
CHANGE

FOR EXCHANGE-s2OOO equity in ten
acres improved Dahlia Acre tract
for clear city property. Address w,
635 Holt Ave.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11

Insure your hay and grain with Sar-
gent.-Adv.
Insure your hay and grain with Sar.
gent.-Adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11
LOST AND FOUND

LOST-Dark brown Jersey and Guern-
sey COW; small horns; half circle
brand on hip. Notify 722 CONNER
cial.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11

Following are closing quotations
for New York cotton, furnished by
The Imperial Valley Long Staple Cot.
ton Growers Association:
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11

Errors not the fault of the adver-
tiser which clearly lessen the value Of
the advertisement, will be rectified
only by republication without extra
charge on presentation OF claim within
five days after insertion. No allow
ance will be made when the error does
not materially affect the sense or pur-
pose Of the advertisement.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11

Following are Lus Angeles produce
quotations at the close of business
asst night:
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11
FOR LEASE
PHYSICIANS

DIR. n. ID. LUCNETT
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Office, Davis Building
Office Hours 1G am. to 12 m.; pm
to pm. Phone S7W.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11

TAKEN UF-One Jersey COW, June :;
branded Il" on left thigh, reversed
IS" on right thigh. Inquire Geo;
Kennedy ranch, Az miles east :
miles south of Ell Contro. j. l. Bee
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11

July, $3.50; October, 25.1O; Decem
Der, 25.O1.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11
FARM LAND TO LET

FOR LEASE-Forty acres corn land s
miles southeast of Holtville; cash or
share rent. J. A. Walton.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11
SITUATIONS WANTED
Female

EXPERIENCED woman wants days
work. $50 Orange.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11
HELP WANTED-Maic

WANTED-M as helpers on ice wag-
ons and at plant. Call at Ice Plant,
El Ccntro or phone 22W.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11

Butter-Creamery extras, 42c pc
pound. The selling price to the trad'
is 5 cents higher than above quota
lion.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11

STRAYED OR STOLEN-Brown gel
ding, smooth mouth, reached mane'
. white strip on forehead. Notify =.
f. PitZer, 72S Holt Ave. Phone 1881.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11
FOR RENT

OR RENT-Two-rooma apartment. 52s
Olive ST
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11
WANTED

WANTED-Hay and grain hauling. c.
w. Curphey. Res. phone 99J; Office.
phone Main 1.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11

FOR SALE-My equity in 3-room
house on corner lot. Am going tC
shipyard to work and am willing tc
make sacrifice to get means to move
my family. Half cash, balance easy
Will consider trade for Ford car OF
equal value. Must leave soon. See
Owner, 5. f. corner Third and He'll
Imperial Valley press., 1918-06-11
FOR SALE REAL ESTATE

CASA GRANDE--The valley of Low
Price Lands and HIGH PRICE
CROPS. Where is Casa Grande? See
Wilson About 1t, 472 Main ST.. Ell
Centre. Phone 1871
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10
(Adv.)
NOTICE OF ELECTION

Pursuant to a resolution of the Board or trustees of School District Number Eight of Maricopa County, State of Ar iZona, duly passed and adopted on the 9th day of January, 1918. calling the election herein mentioned. notice is hereby given that an election will be held in the one story domestic science building situated in said School Dis trlct Number Eight, on Saturday, the sth day of February, 1918 between the hours of nine (9) o'clock in the fore noon and four (4) o'clock in the after noon of said day; that Newland Jones, Daniel Jantzen, and w. E. Thomas, are the judges appointed and named to conduct said election at said time and place; that the purpose of said election is to submit to the taxpayers who are otherwise qualified electors of said School District Number Eight the question of whether or not the bonds of said School District shall be issued and sold in the aggregate sums of ten thousand dollars G0,00000), in the de- nomination of five hundred dollars (500) each, bearing interest at the rate of six per cent. 6eo per annum, paya ble emi-annually. and to run for twenty t20) years after issuance: the proceeds of said proposed bonds to be used and expended for the purpose of erecting additional school rooms and equipping said school rooms with necessary fur niture and apparatus.
 Dated at the office of the Clerk of said School District Number Eight, this Sth day of January, 1918.
 THE BOARD OF TRUSTEES OF
 SCHOOL DISTRICT NUMBER
 EIGHT OF MARICOPA COUNTY STATE OF ARIZONA.
 By JOHN NORTHCUTT. Clerk Pro Tem. GORDON TWEED
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10
Chiropractic
Fuel and Feed

CALL UP PHONE ITS for prompt delivery of wood, coal, hay and grain, Five Points Wood X Coal Yard. If
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN This is to notify you that on the 4th day of January, 1918, 1 sold the Refs Special Co. business and agency for Maricopa Co. to Sedler & Webb. I as sume to pay all outstanding accounts and collect all accounts due the firm up to January the 3rd, 1918. Sedler Ss Webb will operate under the firm name Reifs Special Co. I retain the whole sale agency for the State of Arizona.
 LEON R. GASS
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10
APPLICATION FOR GRAZING
 PERMIT

NOTICE is herebysgiven that all ap- piications for permits to graze cattle. horses, hogs. sheep and goats within the TONTO NATIONAL FOREST during the season of 1918 must be filed in my office at Roosevelt Arizona. on or before January 3l, 191S Full informa- tioE in regard to tie grazing fees to be charged and blank forms to be used in making applications will be furn- ished upon request.
 ". H. GODDARD. Supervisor.
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10
Local Produce Market

There has been a decline of three cents in the wholesale price of eggs, dealers now giving 45 cents for ranch eggs. The decline in price is due tn increased supply, in turn, due to the warm weather of the past few days
 Dealers are paying the following
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10
Business Chances

FOR SALE-Tailoring and cleaning business in the livest town in Arizona, including machinery and auto delivery. doing five hundred dollars per month cleaning and a big tailoring business. Box 1907 Republican. bs
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10
H9 T NFI91 VI 1T T - NIs 8 W. Adams
For Rent-Store and Offices

FOR RENT-Very desirable office room furnished; light, water, heat and phone included. Lobby Ford Hotel. bb FOR RENT-Rooms in the Gen. tral School Building and space on the Central School block
 FRANKLIN D. LANE
 w. Adams St. Phone 1234 bs FOR RENT OR FOR SALE, ware house. 50x100 feet Phone 1731. If 4 FOR RENT-Space for meat mar ket, in connection with one of city's best groceries Address Box 1921 tf
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10
Attention

Refined Lady, with college educa-
 tion, would like work as companion, care of children or any clerical work, in doctors office or folding circulars, etc, ally kind of desk work, practical nursing. References, Box 2166, Re- publican. If
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10

FOR SALE-Restaurant serving 300 daily; a money maker. Phone 1924. bd A SPLENDID BUSINESS OPPOR-
 TUNITY AT FRESNO,
 CALIFORNIA
 Beautiful building, fifteen acres on river, twenty minutes from Fresno on boulevard and car line. Fur r.ished and ideally located for Way side Inn catering to automobile parties, chicken dinners, dances, etc, no such place within 200 miles, Can draw patronage from quarter million people. Cost s26,500. Will be sold for sl2,500. Address William Payne, 312 Cory Bldg, Fresno, California.
 bd
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10
Business Chances

FOR SALE-Blacksmith shop em- ploying two men; modern room con- crete residence and two acres of land on Central acenue. Only $2250. S1250 cash. E. r. Smiley, 30 $. Central Ave-
 with L. W. McAdams. bb
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10

A GOLD MINE for sale or lease, at Quijotoa, Pima Co.,. Arizona. A true Assure vein of the California type, running down the mountain from N. w. to $. E.: tunneling proposition. Shaft 100 it. deep. vein %" wide. Average value in gold from S2eo0 to S4000 per ton, some silver. Apply to H. C. Bon- durant. Jr., Quijotoa. Arizona. 1dp
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10
Wanted Situation, Female

A POSITION as waitress or answer 1 phones; experienced. Phone 1S1, Mrs. | 'C." bb
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10
For Miscellaneous
For Rent-PaSture

MULES FOR RENT-Phone 260S af- ternoons. J. D. Lee. dn
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10
Chiropodlst

s>'.~~~~>~>s-'~~~~~~s~>~>-S >>->~~>>~~~">-">~>~~
 CHIROPODY-Buni corns. cal louses removed; painless and blood
 less; soc each; moles, warts, etc. re- moved by electricity. aeS1 East Ad- ans St: Frank Shirley: phone 170i. #
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10
Wanted Situation, Female

A PRACTICAL nurse wants nurs- ing. Phone 3427. bb
 WORK by day or hour. Phone 3034.
 bd WANTED-Position as office clerk or cashier, by experienced young lady. F. E. P, Republican office.
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10
For Rent-Houses

-N1s-~@~-11~~-~~SS|@N71@1]
 FOR Furnished house, four rooms and screen porch, two blocks from car line, modern in every respect. 1031 No. 7th St. Phone S390 after ) n. m. bm
 7 ROOMED HOUSE, $7.OO monthly 1928 F. Pierce. bb
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10
Hides
Kennels
Maternity Hospitals

FREDERICKSON SANATORIUM open for medical and maternity cases. operating room in connection. Grad uate nurses in attendance Rates from S15 up. 1235 East Fillmore. Phone lZ6j. 2p
 TWILIGHT SLEEP HOSPITAL - Doctors Boido, Specialists in Obstet. rics; confinement with two weeks in hospital with or without twilight sleep: s6O.0O. Phone 44S7: 3Op East Adams, Phoenix. If
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10
Wet Wash

Do not wait till tomorVow-phone that WANT AID. to The Republican and dispose of, or get what you want
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10
Restaurant
TURKISH BATHS

TURKISH BATH-$1.00 for ladies and gentlemen. 127 North Central. Phone 4215. 1gh
Arizona republican., 1918-01-10
Carpet Cleaning

NOW IS THE TIME to have your carpets cleaned. The Electric Carpet Cleaners: phone 133 If
The evening leader., 1918-02-20
SULPHURIC ACID

-W.S.S.-
The evening leader., 1918-02-20
s'EULALIA"

What, don't you believe in Fairies :?
Well, if you don't or if you do, come
to the High School auditorium We'd
nesday evening, February 20, at 500
O'Clock, and see our very own Fairies,
Gar they will be there to sing for you,
sokance for you, and possibly to grant
yoa three wishes.
We also have a perfectly good ogre
guaranteed to make you tremble in
NOur shoes.
Tickets on sale at the Tarpon
Springs Drug Store and Park Ice
Cream Parlor, and at the door. Prices
Ks and so cents.
The evening leader., 1918-02-20
Business in January Three Times as Great
as it Was in the Same Month OF Last Year

few of either necessary of Mr. PoweIPs own
advertising know how"
Our service further guaranteed to the advertisers the
lowest obtainabe rates and supplied to them adequate
evidence of insertion of all copy ordered before
payment of bills was asked
The evening leader., 1918-02-20

Fairy Chorus-Elizabeth McMichael,
Ernestine Meres, Ruth Morrison,
Sarah Meyer, Artie Cleveland, Ruth
Craig, Esther Fulton, Rachael Full
ton, Anne Drake, Christine Pinder.
The evening leader., 1918-02-20

Weak kidneys give warning of dis
Heed the warning; don't delay
Use a tested kidney remedy.
Read this st. Petersburg testimo-
Mrs. w. F. Dillaberry, 1O1 Fifth
St, st. Petersburg, Fla, says: "About
three years ago / took three boxes of
Doan's Kidney Pills for backache and
The evening leader., 1918-02-20

they did me world Of good. feel
that if my recommendation will be the
means of letting others know of this
reliable kidney remedy, / gladly give
it,"
Price 6Oc, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a, kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mrs. Dilaberry had. Foster-Milburn
Co., Props, Buffalo. N. Y.
The evening leader., 1918-02-20
Good Inquiries, 42 Cents Each
Average Cost Less Than 72 Cents

The advertising of our clients must produce profitable
returns not satisfied with it.
Because our interest in a carpsign does not cease
when we have been paid for the advertising we keep in
the closest possible touch with it's results
We want to know what business has been produced by
each advertisement in every publication used and we
urge all our clients to keep accurate records
The evening leader., 1918-02-20

The letter reproduced below from Mr. W. B. Powell of
the Port Richey Company New Port Rchey Florida is
in response to asking for statement Of the results
from advertising placed through us this season.
Note particularly please what Mr.. Powell says to
the volume in which inquiries still coming in and the
tendency to buy land and locate at New Port Rchey of
the persons who have been attracted by this advertising
The evening leader., 1918-02-20
BREAKS RECORD

At11HAAkJ NIOOND
More sulphuric acid was produced
in the United States in 1917 than in
any previous year. A moderate esti-
mate shows that the increase in the
production of acid of all strengths in
1917 over that in 1916, stated in terms
of 6O-degree B. acid, amounted to at
least 100000 tons.
The evening leader., 1918-02-20
NEW poRr srcHBY.. FLORIDA

Nov fuki ktChbl.. FLORIDA
Cos p .Ls noss bssus;ssl . ..--
ticsida- Or nswFsble rsfsss y
Z !. y sr.te .sss -ysr 81
T-mps. 81. Rsser.bsss. BeHssn ssd
Tsrpsa sYsinss. Raj and ~sssr
traasyorstion. Spkndid system AZ
hard roads. Fine Estisf. boating and
hunting. A delightful climate Ter ia.
expensive winter homes. or N-the-
year residenee.
New Port Richey is clean. new and
modern little city. Developed entirely /.
BY Northern people. There are spleadid
opportunities in this rapidly growing
eowmrnity Tor investors. business
men and hene-s-eLsrs.
The evening leader., 1918-02-20

Inasmuch as it takes about two tons
OF coal to make ton of paper lot
of people could help the situation by
not writing SO much about coal con-
ditions.
The evening leader., 1918-02-20
DON'T MISTAKE THE CAUSE

Many Tarpon Springs People Have
Kidney Trouble and Do Not
Do you have backache?
Are you tired and worn out?
Feel dizzy, nervous and depressed? I?
Is the kidney action irregular?
Likely your kidneys are at fault.
The evening leader., 1918-02-20
CHAMBERLAIN UNDER KNIFE

Washington, Feb. 10. - Senator
Chamberlain will be operaed on at
once for appendicitis.
The evening leader., 1918-02-20
Port Ricney l Com pany

Thomas Advertieing
Jacksonville,
Eac1osea e1vert5strs to
1Gl9-e.
mantAe
TIE Usually would
Willing then,
cG9Ee
vill sShaneted pul14Eg
wi Il @ the &C that
4 Al classified, Is still bringing
to fifteen aetter5 daily. st cost but
42 cents
ne greatly pleased handled
aGverttse.enbs,,
spiena1d
that business January 1918
1917 Of
mail
traff @ cors of +
a tie.
With .n Wa1ch checked
classification
assure youth Will continue all the
busine We havet advertising line.
=. '''''''''''' '''' 7sy y; e $685.,
The evening leader., 1918-02-20
Characters.

zenas, King of the Fairies :.
Gilbert Wren
Enlalia, Queen ...... Helen Peterson
Ehalia special Christel Clayton
Vivian attendants :. Marian Lowe
NRrcissus, hunter Lyman Hoadley
Echo, maid of the wood Lucy Davis
Esorianus, flower sprite -.
--............. Aleitha Coachman
Sylvan, wood nymph ...... Ora Lee
Cupid, god of love -. Mary Belcher
Rose Bud ......... Jessie Welge
Fairy Bell ........ Geraldine Welge
Ennmogene .......... Betty Swift
Mortal Children, Maying-Lucilie Cla-
the, Ora Lee Rouse, Artie Cleve-
land, Maggie Cocoris.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-06
Roundabout The Country
Wounded Man Not Only One Who Suffers cover There"
Often the Man missing In Action" Is Suffering the Most

THE man who fights over there"
l and falls wounded is not as great
a sufferer, nine times out Of ten, as
the man reported missing in action, ="
if he falls in the hands Of the Ger
mans and his sufferings are anything
like those described by Corp. Thomas
r Quinn. OF Canada, in a letter to his
brother, James c. Quinn, OF FL Paso.
Corp. Quinn has been a prisoner Of the
Germans for n number OF months and
is now in Holland. where he was sent
with a number OF exchanged men.
He volunteered with one OF the first
Canadian contingents-a regiment Of
Highlanders - and when he went
away. he left 4 wife and two little
girls One Of the little girls died
while he was in q German prison and
he was not permitted to get the news
Writing TO his brother from Holland.
he says in part
You may think you have high
prices on things in America. but you
have a long way TO go 20 touch HOl-
land We've been on starvation
rations all the time here, but as in
all other countries, food is to be had
II you can find the string to pull and
are willing 10 pay the price. and be-
Ieve me she's some price.
I was very lucky to be on this ex-
change. Away back in Is. after be-
ing captured, was taken to Germany.
and starved almost 10 death until we
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-06
Bedtime Story for the Little Ones
UNCLE WIGGILY AND The TURFIP CAKE
s.-s--nnn.rrruu.un HOWARD GaRIs.

MIHEN Uncle Wiggily Longears, the
W bunny rabbit gentleman, was
hopping along through the woods
near his hollow stump bungalow one
day, he heard some one talking about
pie. bread and cake.
He peeked through the bushes. and
he saw Susie LittIetan. the rabbit
girl; Jennie Chipmunk and Lulu and
Alice Ni55lewobble, the ducks
What's all this talk ABOUT good
things 70 eat." asked the bunny.
on. we had cooking lessons IN
school today" said one OF the duck
girls.
And some day III come TO your
hollow stump bungalow and make
you a turnip cake" spoke Susie. You
Ike turnip cake. don't you, Uncle
10 be sure 7 do he said. But I
can hardly believe such little girls as
you can bake"
oh, wen show you,' laughed Jeu-
ME chipmunk, showing all her pretty
Uncle Wiggily hoped on through
the woods. and the animal girl school
children ran and played in the dried
leaves And a little later that day.
bungalow, Uncle Wiggily, said to
Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy. his musk
rat lady housekeeper:
rs II very hard to bake a turnip
cakez"
~Oh. no; it's very easy answered
Nurse Jane Since You like one so
much III bake Il tomorrow"
Couldn't I bake 1t myself@' asked
the bunny gentleman
"Oh, not OF course. not laughed
Nurse Jane. You don't know any
thing about cooking
But the next day. When Nursa Lana
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-06

He HAD influenza
But NOT very bad
AND THE nurse gave ne a cloth.
TO PUT over my face.
AND I went in.
AND TOOK him the papers
AND MENTIONED something.
ABOUT THE pretty nurse
AND KIDDED him a little.
As ONE must do.
IF ONE wouldn't be sad
AND TELL SAD stories
ABOUT OTHER friends.
WHO WE'RE Just Ike him
AND GETTING along we'll
AND ALL at once -
AND ANYWAY.
I KIDDED him a little.
AND GAVE him one OF the papers
AND TOOK one myself.
AND MOVED over to the window.
WHERE THE sun was shining.
AND READ about the war.
AND MR.. and MS JiggA
AND THE Republicans.
AND THE trouble they're having.
TRYING TO make the war
A REPUBLICAN war.
WHEN EVERYBODY knows.
IT'S A war for democracy.
AND THEY want the kaiser.
TO SURRENDER to the senate
INSTEAD OF to the president
AND THEODORE Roosevelt
WANTS To kill himself
OR WHATEVER it is.
THAT HE wants 10 do.
AND THEY want unity Of command.