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New Britain herald., 1918-03-05
CATARRH VANISHES
Here Is One Treatment That All Sufferers Can Rely Upon.

If you want to drive catarra.h and all it's disgusting symptoms from your system in the shortest possible time, go to your druggist and ask for Hyomei outfit today
 Breathe Hyomei and it will rid you of catarrh; it gives such quick relief that all who use it for the first time are astonished.
 Hyomei is a pure. plea sant anusep- tic, which is breathed into the lungs over the inflamed membrane; it kills the catarrh germs soothes the sore spots, and heals all inflammation.
 Don't suffer another day with ca tarrh; the disease is dangerous and often ends in consumption. Start the HYomei treatment today. No stom- ach dosing, no sprays or touches; just breathe it--thats all. Ask The Clark & Brainerd Co.
New Britain herald., 1918-03-05
REVELATIONS OF A WIFE
Ey ADELE GARRISON

'Oh, this is so good of you," the girl breathed looking at me, as the woman disappeared from sight. 1T cant help but be glad she heard It. I cant imagine what was the matter with her, And I didn't ask her for 10 cents.'
 Forget all about it." said Harry Underwood. That's the best thing to do with anything disagreoable."
 Thank you, sir; I'll remember that the girl replied gratefully. And I'll bring your coffee imm ediately.''
 She walked swiftly toward the kitchen and I smothered q sudden un- accountable impulse to stretch out my hand to Harry Underwood's in thank full, admiring acknowiedgme of his cham pionshp of the sad-eyed wait ress
 The incident strengthened my grow ing belief that deep beneath the sur face callousness and wickedness of the man there lay spark of manhood worth flaming into flames.
New Britain herald., 1918-03-05
Ws For zheafergoerS and Women Readers
LAST SHOWING OF
 LES MISERABLES'

Tonight will mark the final show Ing in New Britain of that marvellous r foN-Farnum picture. Les Miser- aoles, which has held the city cap NEated Tor the past five days, and it IS sale to Say that by tomorrow morning there will not be a lover of good pictures and good literature in the surrounding territory that will
 not nave seen this film masterpiece of the ages. William Farnum has reached the height of his screen ca reer in his choracteriza ton of Jean Ealjean, and he will find it d mighty difficult feat to keep up to the stan dard of excellence that he<has estab- lished in his present vehicle. Pic lures that extend over five or six reels contain much of what is called
 padding l. C., the introduction of non- essentials for the sole purpose of increasing the size of the film for advertising purposes. In Les Miser- ablcs," however, from the first ap- pearance of Ealjean on the lonely roads of the French forest, until the death of Monsieur Madeleine in the arms of Cosctte, there is not a drag gins or uninteresting moment It is all packed with intensely gripping and absorbing action, and will go down in motion-picturc history with a record for popularity that will cont pare faNorably with the esteem in which the novelized version of the story has been held for years. Les MiSerableS" will not be shown in New Britain again. Tomorrow will usher in a new and big show, with two great feature attractions. William $. Hart, the beloved bad man, comes to FoXs in one of the greatest fea- ture triumphs that he has ever scored, The Aryan." The fact that Hart heads the superb cast that tells the story is sufficient to attract and interest any audience, win no further details of the story. In the other feature Alice Joyce, that empress of emotional acting, will appear. The title of the picture is "Thc Fettered Woman,' and Miss Joyce has one of the most unique and interesting roles of her experience. It is that of a college girl who is sent to prison by plotterS who are attempting to steal her inheritance. She returns to her native village summed by all, an outcast in her own home, but is finally Vindicatcd-and in the most extraordinary manner--by the man who loved her through all. It is an appealing and fascinating story taken from Robert w. Chambers widely read novel, "Anne's Bridge" A new and funny Keystone comedy will be another item on the program, and the Ford Weekly will aid in the en- tertainnent
New Britain herald., 1918-03-05
SIDE TALKS
|1f They're Neat They're Cranky"
RY RUTH CAMERON

"If They're Neat They're Cranky
 ''f they are neat and particular they're usually cranky, and if they are pleasant and easy going they're pretty sure to be slack"
 This dictum was uttered by friend of mine during a conversa- ton on-surely you can guess what
 The maid question, of course
 She had just acquired new maid who was meticulously neat and par ticular about her kitchen, conscien. tious in her cleaning very dainty and careful about the table service. My friend had been delighted with her treasure at first, as the maid who had departed had been distinctly slack.
 The Other Side of Her Qualities.
 And then she discovered that the new maid did not like children, was nervous and irritable if the meals were ever delayed and thrown en- tirely out of her stride if unexpected company appeared Gas they some. times will do unless you deliberately establish a reputation for inhospi- tality).
 The result of this discovery was her dctum. I think it is a very wise conclusion, don't you? And I think, maids are by no means the only ones to whom it applies. I Do Not Like Being Run by Clock. work. When I went to certain place I used to visit two friends who both lived in that town. At one homo
New Britain herald., 1918-03-05
DRAFT LAW FILM
 AT KEENEY'S HOUSE

A banner show is being presented at keeney'S this week both in photo plays and vaudeville. The photo play feature is Metros sensational patrio- tic spectacle Draft 258" with the talented star Mabel Taliaferro as the star. This is not 8 war picture but deals with the working of the selec- tive draft law in this country and the intrigues of German spies with their propaganda to hinder the war work of tho United States. \ sweet story runs throughout of a mother whose two sons were in the draft, the younger one drawing the first number 25S, the other son a pacifist and an uncon- scious tool of German spies. William Christy Cabanne, the man that pro duced The Stacker, also wrote and directed this big feature. The vaude- vile end of the program is capably held Up by three headline acts. The Five Musical Misses offer a pleasing violin act with a special setting. Tho girls are wonderfully c0stumed and play the violin well.
 The Rice Bros, old time favorites had the large audiences in an uproar yesterday with their singing and talk ing. These two are comedians of the old school and present the best comedy act shown here this season. Gertrude Douglas a Scotch LasSie introduces character dances and bag-pipe selections. The show taken as a whole is the best offered in the city in a long time and so sure to Y1aa cn
New Britain herald., 1918-03-05
A Stubborn Cough Loose,1s Right Up This home-mad de remedy fs B wonder for quick results. Easily and
 eheapiy made.

The prompt and positive action of this simple, inexpensive homemade remedy in quickly healing the inf1amed or swollen membranes of the throat chest or bron- chial tubes and breaking up tinhs coughs, has caused it to be used i'll more homes than anv other cough remedy Under it's healing. soothing influence, chest soreness roes. phlegm loosens, breathing becomes easier, tickling in throat stops and you get a good night g restfi1l sleep. The usual throat and cheat colds are conquered by 1t in 2t hours or less. Nothing better for bron- chltas, hoarsene.s, eroup, whooping cough, bronchial asthma or winter cougha.
 To make this splendid cough syrup. pour, 212 ounces. of Pinex t6o cents worth ], into a pint bottle and fill the bottle vi tn plain 2ranulat ted sugar syrup and shake thoroughly. Yo, then have a full pint-a family supply--of much better cough syrup than you could buy ready made for 32.50. Keeps perfectly and children love it's pleasant taste.
 Pinex IS & special and highly concen- trated compound of genuine Norway pine. extract, and is known the world over for it's promptness, case and cer- taiotv in overcoming stubborn coughs and chest colds.
 To avoid disappointment ask your druggist for "21a ounces of Pinex' with 'ull directions, and don't accept any hing else. Guaranteed to give absolute atisfaction or money promptly refunded. he Pinex Co.,, Ft, Wayne, Ind.
New Britain herald., 1918-03-05

com bining several Of the qualities that enter into the making of fuh- ny films, but seldom has one been seen that can keep up to the pace set by Miss Normand's latest.
 A description of the picture and an explanation of the scores of puzzles and mysteries that enter into ifs filming would require an extra cdi- tion. so let it suffice to pe said that 'Dodging q Million is a motion pie ture with a story that holds interest all the way, and that it is presented by a wonderfully capable cast in d mar.- ner that is worthy of the effort.
 In the vaudeville section the bill is headed by the Bull Bear Indians, who a1e being taken throughout the country by Miss Marie Russell, daughter of former ranch owner ln Nevada. The Indians come fronl the Pine Ridge reservation Whicn IS con ductcd by the government and have received their education at Carlisle University in Pennsylvania.
 Versatility is their forte. one younr man playing a trombone as well as he exhibits his prowess with a lasso, and two other members of the com pany proving excellent soloi:'t*. An old time war dance ends the act in good shape. Walters and Cliff Sisters present a naval act carried in an un- usual manner. The girls enter in trunk and go out in one. The man proves funnier than usual and gets his stuff across the footlis;l,tG in a way that gets him in right from the start. And the girls arc pretty, too. Jack Wentworth and his clever dog, Teddy. open the bill and get q good hand
New Britain herald., 1918-03-05
WILLIAM COLLIER AT
 PARSONS TOMORROW

Nothing But the Truth,' in which William Collier is starring, was orig inally a novel of which tho author was Frederick Isham. James Mont gomery made it into a play. and 1t has been a remarkably successful one. Mir. Collier and his company are com ing to Parsons on Wednesday and Thursday.
 Lyman IT, HoWe'S newest Travel Festival comes to Parsons theater on Friday and Saturday, with a Sat urday matinee. The new program fea lures a remarkable tour of China, revealing secret corners of the Celes tiaI Empire never before filmed, This includes q visit to Pckin's Forbidden (tifV
New Britain herald., 1918-03-05
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Try putting fruit instead of sugar
 on cereals.
New Britain herald., 1918-03-05
Menu for Tomorrow

Breakfast
 Cereal and Milk
 Corned Beef Hash
 Milk Biscuits
 Lunch
 Corn FHritters
 Banana Junkct
 Dinner
 Tomato BiSquc
 Roast Mutton, Breton Style
 R.iced Potatoes
 Creamed Carrots
 Rice With Figs
 Coffee Roast Mutton, Breton Style--The Breton way of serving roast mutton is to push a clove of garlic into the knuckIe end of the leg and serve with a. garnish of red beans. The beans are soaked and slowly boiled until tender. then drained and turned into the pan with the meat an hour before the lat ter is done. Or, after draining, the beans are lightly frieG in a little dripping and chopped onion and heaped around the meat as it is ready for serving.
 Rice With Figs-Wash clean one c11pful figs; then cover with one and one-haf cupfuls cold water: bring slowly to a. boil and cook gently until tender. Turn into a colander, drain and chop fine. Soften one table spoonful gelatine in the same ouan- tity of cold water then dissolve in ono cupful hot fig. syrup. Mix the chopped figs with two cupfuls boiled rice. add the syrup and gclatinc, and pack all into a buttered mold. When cold, un. mold and serve with milk,
New Britain herald., 1918-03-05
LODGING A MILLION
 AT THE LYCEUM

Lovers of motion pictures came to tlo realization of what a real come oF picture is last night whom "Dodg- Ing a Million", with Mabel Normand m the leading role headed the pro- gram at the Lyccum thenter. There nave been pictures labeled comedies m the past some of them very good.
New Britain herald., 1918-03-05

everything was always in the pink of order, meals were daintily served. and always on time, the house seemed run by clockwork liked the order and the repose, but I did not like the clockwork. For, alas. the guests were supposed to be run in the same way. And I do not take kindly to clockwork
 In the other home, things were
 run in a haphazard fashion Meals
 did not always appear on time, tho service was often casual. the house frequently in more or less disorder.
 But mine hostess was just as easy
 going with her guests as she was
 with her house. They had perfect
 freedom, she did not offer them
 5unctilious attentions nor expect
 them in return. If one wished to telephone at the last minute that one was unexpectedly detained and coul d not be home for q meal she under. stood perfectly.
 The Reverse of the Medal It's just the old situation of "Ies defauts des quaHties.' The other side Of neatness and particularly is exactingness with others; the other side of eaSygoingness is slackness. There may be people who are exact ing with themselves and easy going 1 with others, but that Is a height of 1 self culture that one should not ex- pect from ordinary morta1s. I think the best thing is to decide [ which faults you mind least, and
 which virtues you enjoy most, and select your maids, your friends, etc., accordingly.
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The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1918-11-08
Get New Kidneys!

The kidneys are the most .overworked
organs of the human body, and when they
fail in their work of filtering out and
throwing off the poisons developed IN the
system, things begin to happen.
One of the first warnings is PAIN, or Sun
coiored urine; loss of appetite; ,indlges-
ton; irritation, or even stone IN the Dlaa,
der. These symptoms indicate co1ditio OF
that may lead to that dreaded, and fatal
malady. Bright's disease, for which there
is said to be no cure.
Do not delay minute, AT the tirst m
dication of trouble in the kidney, hver,
bladder or urinary organs start taxing
Gold Medal HARLEM Oil Capsules, ana
save yourself before it is too late. instant
treatment is necessary in kidney ana plad-
der troubles. A delay is often fatal.
You can almost certainly find immediate
relief in Gold Medal HARLEM Oil Capsules.
For more than 200 years this famous, prep
aration has been an unfailing remedy for
all kidney, bladder and urinary troubles.
It is the pure, original HARLEM Oil your
Observation-Disclosures used. About two cap,
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feeling fine Get it at any drug store ana
if it does not give you almost immedlaI5e y
relief, your money will be refunded. BE
sure you get the GOLD MEDAL brano.
None other genuine. In boxes three
sizes.-Adv.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1918-11-08
Victory in the Air.

Crushing defeat for the enemy
peace in six months, and conserva'
ton of allied lives are possible only
through the air, according to the mes.
sage brought to America by Frank
Carrel, proprietor of the Quebec Tele-
graph, Just back from an official tour
of the front as the guest of the Brit
ish government. The victory air pro-
gram. as outlined by Mr.. Carrel's state
ments formulated on talks with over
seas leaders, calls for America to build
bigger, faster alrplanes and to build
them more abundantly.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1918-11-08
It's Acid Stomach
That Wakes i||ions
Sick and Suffer

Get rid of the excess acid. That's
the secret of good health and Is the only
way to obtain good digestion and assim-
ilation. 1t is the right way to be well ana
keep strong. Ordinary tones won't do
any lasting good. The best they can do
is to spur up your appetite. When the
stimulating effects wear of, you are
worse off than ever.
modern remedy makes 1t possible
to remove excess acid without the slight
est discomfort. 1t is called EATONIC,
in the form of pleasant tasting tablets.
Their action in the stomach is a good
deal like piece Of plotting paper taking
up a drop of ink-they literally absorb
the injurious excess acid and carry 1t
away through the intestines.
Begin using EATONIC right now-to-
day-and get on the road to bounding,
vigorous, vibrant health. Thousands upon
thousands of people who have used
EATONIC are enthusiastic in Its praise.
They say they never dreamed that any
thing could bring them such quick relief.
EATONIC is absolutely guaranteed so
get big SOC box from your druggist. II
it does not help you your money will be
refunded. If your druggist does not keep
EATONIC, send your name and address to
the Eatonic Remedy Company, 1918 s.
Wabash Ave-, Chicago, ILL.,, and they Will
at once mail you a SOC box and you can
send them the money for 1t after you re-
ceive 1t.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1918-11-08
A Lona Ride.

AS usual, the 81 train for Chicago
happened along about 6 :O2. A hundred
or so impatient gobs boarded it, The
snail stopped to chat with every street
crossing on the way in. 1t was along,
wearisome ride. Finally Evanston was
reached. Here there were a half hun
dred trunks and a few dozen mail
sacks. Another wait Of 20 minutes.
The baggage smashers were taking
their own sweet time in piling on the
luggage.
A COB stuck his head out of the car
window and addressed one OF the rail-
road minions.
"Say, jack" he called. 1--WE were
young when we left Great Lakes. =
Great Lakes Bulletin.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1918-11-08
HosnitaI Discipline.

The discipline in base hospitals pre-
cludes social relations between nurses
and enlisted men. A certain nurse
was found ringing the doorbell of the
officers quarters early one morning
When asked what she wanted, she re-
piled that the villa in which she and
the other nurses were quartered was
on fire. After the fire had been extin-
guished she was asked why she didn't
give the alarm at once, instead of run
ming the long distance to the officers
quarters. Her reply was: I'VE aren't
ellowed to speak to enlisted men.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1918-11-08

Brevet is q French word, meaning
commission or warrant.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1918-11-08

Life Is dark-not worth much to the
man or woman with an acid-stomach.
Acid-stomach kills Hope, Ambition.
Energy, Courage. 1t saps the strength of
the strongest body-impov erishes the
blood-causes untold uffering-makes
millions weak, unfit and brings on pre-
mature old age.
You know what acid-mouth does to
teeth and gums-how the acid literally
eats through the hard enamel, causing
the teeth to decay. Just imagine, then,
what havoc an acid stomach must do to
the delicate organization of the stomach.
Millions Of people are weak and unfit.
suffering all the time, in one way or an
other, from superacidity or acid-stomach.
They don't seem dangerously sick.
Just ailing. Going through life weak,
listless, dragging one foot after another.
They're nervous and irritable; lack power
and punch, frequently have severe at
tacks of binding, splitting headaches;
subject to fits Of melancholia and mental
depression. And nearly always their
stomachs are out of order, even though
many experience no actual stomach pains
digestion poor-never getting anywhere
near the full strength from their food.
So, you see, it's just this-acid- stom'
ach-that is holding so many people back
--sapping up the strength they should
get from their food-taking away their
vigor and vitality-1eaving them weak
and inefficient.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1918-11-08
LESSON FOR NOVEMBER 10
JACOB DEcEWEs HIS FATHEF

LESSON TEXT-Genesis N:1S-29
GOLDEN TEXT-Speak every man
truth with his neighbor. -Ephesians AIS.
DEVOTIONAL ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
4:25-32
ADDITIONAL Observation-Disclosures II:
1-45; Proverbs 12:17-20; zechariah 8:16-17;
Acts 5:1-11.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1918-11-08

Just as soon as you eat tablet OF
Pape's Diapepsin all the dyspepsia, In
digestion and stomach distress ends.
These pleasant, harmless tablets OF
Pape's Diapepsin always make sick, up
set stomachs feel fine at once and they
cost so little at drug stores.-Adv.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1918-11-08
INDIGESTION, GAS,
UPSET STOMACH
HURRY! JUST EAT ONE TABLET
OF PAPE'S DIAPEPSIN FOR
INSTANT RELIEF.

No waiting! When meals don't fit
and you belch gas, acids and undigest-
ed food. When you feel indigestion
pain, Jumps of distress in stomach,
heartburn or headache. Here is instant
relief.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1918-11-08
The Exact Amount

"Did old Skinhint leave much behind
him when he diedF
Il believe he left sll he had"
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1918-11-08

The occasional use of Roman Eye Balsam
ut night upon retiring will prevent and re-
lieve tired, watery eyes, and eye strain. Adv.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1918-11-08
True.

True.
"What makes more noise than pig
under fence?
"A Hun squealing for peace"
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-03-11

C0nsecueucia Immediate del ser@a-
cicnal juicio y condena a'muerte &c
Bolo Fasha, por traici6l a Ia patria,
ha sido cl a~rresto, con posibilidades
de quo SC cscriba n pagina mas So
bre Ia corrurci0n de altos ~personajes
~franceses. del Senador Humbert.
Este individuo fu6 uno de los acu-
sadores dc Bolo y de los tcstigoS que
mas c0~atriouyeron a su sentencia;
pero tales fucron los cargoS formula
dos en- contra de Humbcrt por el de-
fenscr del REQ durante ID vista de la
causa sy tai el predicamcnto Ell que
Humhert era tenido, quc q nadic ha
causaGo scrprcsa ell .anUncio de L. 81
tuacioa en- cue ahora Sc 20.
La vida de Humbert, dcsde su hui
milde origcn hasta Ia esfera DC po-
der G infiuencia que ha disfrutado en-
los ultimos anoS, cS una de las mas
ia~teresantes.
Nec;5 en- 1865 y 81 p-imsra ocusa-
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-03-11
EssI iigxscso lei Ex-senator Humber
nor TRACTION q la Patria

cion fue Ia dc lava-platos en- un ca
fe. A los Is amos sento plaza c. el
ojGrcito y posteriormentc cntr5 4 la
cscucla militar de St. Maiyent, que
ahandono con el grade de subtcniente.
En- los amos subsiguientes su vida fue
la de la generalidad de los oficiales
Que Sc e%ncuentran de guarnicion en-
poblaciones pequenas. eXcepto ea que
prestaba especial atencion a los il
tos de aprovisionamiento de su regi-
miento. h~aciendose de amigos TITLES
que aprovecho luego para Ia celebra-
cion de contracts sobre compras de
alimentos.
Tn dia atrajo la atencion del &C.
neral Andre; luien lo%nombro su:ayu-
dante de campo y 10 coloco a su lado
al sec ~ronbrado Ministro de IA Cue
IRA. En- esta posicion Humbcrt desa-
rrollo los t~alentos que debian valerie
para realizar sus p%ropositos y lograr
las aspiracionss que alimentaba. De-
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-03-11

dicose a recoger datos dc la vida pu-
blica y privada de todos los individuos
cue figuraban con alguna prominent
cia en- los circulos sociales, ~financic-
0 v politicos Y lego a disporer has
ia de I'm caerpo de policia secreta que
estaka a su servicio particular. Tales
fueron sus procedimientos y acclones
desde csc comienzo y el eInpleo de Ia
intriga como principal anna de en-
grandecimiento, que algunos de los
que 10 conocian llesaron a predecir
que llegaria a Presidente de la Repu-
blica O terminaria en- la %guillotina. Su
habilidad para juzgar de que lado
soplaria ell vicnto prospero L. ayud6
mucho en- aquella coyantura. Fue
u1o de los primcros en- adivinar la i'm
popularidad dc que Sc rodearia el ge-
neral Andre por las inquisicicnes Y re-
formas que pcnso hacer en- el ejercito
Y cuando esta impoputaridad lego a
su punto culminante, nc obstante ha-
Der sido ell principal collaboration de
su iefe en- la immplantacion de esas
(Pasa a IL Ga. Peg. Col. Ial