New Britain herald., 1918-06-27

i sor GutoWsl>. He is a great author 1 ity on this subject, having had val ! uablc experience while at the High 1 school where he always blushed like
 a rose (Rose).
 Margaret Martin is very happily
 married. Lately she has been pug l zled by the following question: 1 (Which is the strongest day in the
 Week?' She has finally decided that
 Sunday is the strongest day, for the others are weak (week) days.
 Raymond Walker is a famous auto
 racer. His favoritc auto is the Ford i In fact, he has such a. strong liking
 for it that he and his Henry are in l separablc.
 Mildred Meshken is a famous sing
 CT at the Metropolitan Opera. House 1 in New York;. Behind the scenes ] Mildred always sings "Bingo'' or Poor Hartford. Good Night This l shows that Mildred has not forgotten 1 the New Britain High school in the l glare of her success.
 A new dressmaking establishment 1 has been opened by Minnie Feldblum 1 and Dorothy Zinman. When they i have nothing else to do they knit sweaters for members of the New Britain High school football team.
 You may be surprised to know that , Elinor Mann and Mildred Mann are both happily married-now that we think of it, we should have known that this would be inevitable, for each always had a man (Mann) after her name.
 The scene now changes-We are ln New York. Strange to say, we find Bonnet Hubbard is composer of pop ular songs. His most sensational song was entitled, I'm Merry For I've Married Mary.'
 Etta Richman, with her wonderful command of many languages is head librarian in the New York library. Etta has translated into English all the Russian, German and Latin books that were ever written
 The Catskil Mountains now loom before us. Seated on the very top is Harry Kutcher. Curiosity led Harry to take up his abode in these noun tains for when he was asked if he had ever seen the Catskill Mountains, Harry replied that he had only seen the cats kill rats.
 Carrie Buell. has opened a school of peculiar character. She gives a four years High school course in two weeks; for Carrie always said she could learn in two weeks all she ever learned at the High school. Her chief subject of instruction is a valuable course in the study of jokes which she says is more enjoyable and compre- hensible than algebra, civtcs or Span ish. Carrie also gives advice as to the use of these jokes upon certain occasions, as in a civics class, for in stance.
 A weekly paper is published in cir, NToY gueritc Eichstaedt is editor-in-chief and chief reporter This gives Mar guerite an excellent opportunity to exercise her opinions and criticisms of people with no interference.
 Alice Stingle, Lillian Young and Evelyn Zajneskoski have written Q book entitled, How to Be Happy They say Take a smile. wear it for a few days and when it becomes your own, pass it along.'
 A dignified gentleman we now see. It is Henry Nelson, who has risen to the ranks of a school teacher. He Is professor of music in a school for "Young Ladies' Henry was always fond of girls CD.
 Lemoine Baker, Helen Cook and Gladys Wood run a large bakery. Le- m oine Baker does the baking. We
  Cook if Cook were Baker?
 Ruth Raphael lives in Pennsylvania near the Quakers. Her quiet, demure character is in keeping with that of the Friends as the Quakers are called. They are all fond of her, but this does not surprise us: for Ruins Friends (fr1ends) always liked her.
 Anna Baloski and Wanda Wolski own a large mill on the road to Der lin. The mill offers a splendid oppor- tunity for them to exercise their old profession of grinding.
 Anderson. Anderson & Anderson,
 Millinery Establishment. Anna, Edith and Ruth own a millinery shop on Main street. Many of their 1 patrons are High school girls.
 On Main street we find the follow l ing sign:
 Schaeffer & Greenberger, /!
 Real Estate Agents. Abe and Sidney are particularly4 adapted to this kind of business, for they both know "lots.'
 Ingeborg F'romen is an actress of great repute. One day she appeared 1 in a comedy and one of her friends l came to see her act in the theater and | when she met Ingeborg after the show !! she was in tears. In reply to Inge- l borg's question as to the trouble. she 1 sobbed: T never was more huniliated | in my life than when you came on the l stage. You told me you were a good l actress and all the audience did was l laugh at you!'
 Sturman Dyson is the owner of l "The Sturman Dyson Auto Co., He l does large business because on every l auto is a siren, every siren plays q l tune. and cvery tune is composed by 1 Spike
 Our class seems to have been blessed 1