davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-04-01

H. II. Edmonds Of olsne 10 In the
city on business.
R. H. Radcliffe was In the city over
Sunday from klamath Agency.
A. E. johnson Of Modoc Point spent
Sunday In klamath Falls.
w. n. Hall Of klamath Agency
spent Sunday In Klamath Falls.
p. N. Crises Of Merrill b In the
city for . few days.
Emma Andsrson 10 registered at
The White Pelican hotel from Dairy.
Harry Hartley is . guest at the
White Pelican from Salem.
william whselan b . city visitor
from Portland.
q. A. Laury was among the train
arrivals last night from Chicago.
r. Martin Of Kansas City b Khan
ath Falls business visitor.
J. W. Banta Of Dairy = attending
to business matters IN klamath Pals
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-04-01

wANTED---i,oy or man 10 vofl 4
hospital. Apply klamath Gsssnl
hospital. In
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-04-01
M Use

Hauling around u 10, Of extra VEN,
In tires aud tubes. you are more 4.
cure with . can Of MONKEY GRIP.
II EVANS 4 BALM
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-04-01
lERSONAL MENTION

LITTLE OWEIl0nTS on LOCAL AAIFENIN01
AnoN0 TuD PEOPLE OF 1AW CIxY AND VICINITY.
o0uNoa AND Oo0lIN0O o. LOCAL V0Ln
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-04-01

q. H. Van Meter Of olene ID In the
city on business.
p. J. sparkle Of Weed is in the city
for few days.
B. Loevy 10 here on business from
San Francisco.
A. W. Moore Is In town for . Few
days from Bray.
r. W. Phelps Il . recent arrival
from Seattle.
N. @. Works OF Kirk ID q business
visitor to klamath Falls.
A. L. Smith Is . recent arrival In
this city from Portland.
Mrs. Dufault has gone 70 klamath
Agency for few days.
N. L. Daily OF Medford 10 In Klam.
ath Falls on business.
Albert Vega Of Doris Il in the city
for few days.
G. Rasmussen 70 . visitor to thii
city from Everett. Wish.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25
F1 (NADY'S[ [y[N|NQ
I'll GA|RY TALE
LII s. MAQY MAAAMbQNNcR
A CAT-LICk.

"Mrs. Black Cat was sitting In the
sunshine" said Daddy. But even
though she was summing herself she
looked very cross. Her forehead was
wrinkled and from time to time she
gave low snarl which sounded as
though she were very angry.
"Pretty soon Mrs. Gray Cat came
along.
"'G0od morning. said Mrs. Gray Cat
politely.
ats not good morning at ALL said
Mrs. Black Cat, and Mrs. Gray Cat
noticed that her back was raised high.
"It's a bad morning, a very bad
morning. continued Mrs. Black Cat.
""The sun is shining and it's warm
on these steps, said Mrs. Gray. !
don't see ut all how you can object to
the morning. And when the sun goes
down you can sit behind the kitchen
stove In your home, can't you? You
have a cushion in big box too
"'All of what you say IS true, per-
fectly, absolutely true said Mrs.
Black. There is sunshine on these
steps today-in fact the sun Is shin
ing all over. 1t Is even peeking in
through the windows and shining on
the carpets and tables and chairs in
the rooms. It's a very sunshiny morn
ing.'
"'Then pray tell, why do you object
to the morningY asked Mrs. Gray,
When a morning is beautiful aud sun.
shiny 1t certainly Ia not bad
~ do not mean the weather when
| say the morning Is bad. mean it's
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25

teleph0ne In the hall not far from his
door, and II girl was speaking. Mat
thew did not listen to what she said
which was Of no Importance anyway,
but he listened to the voice. II was
golden voice, sweet and fresh and
Young rs the freshest and dcwieSt
morning in spring. Matthew wondered
who she could be, the glrl with the
voice. A new boarder, doubtless, one
he had not yet seen. II would be jolly
to have a girl like that in the house.
He tried to picture what she must look
like Pretty. Of course. Curly hair
that voice certainly bespoke curly hair
and pink cheeks and blue eyes. He
hoped that she would be at dinner. he
wanted very much to meet her. When
dinner time came he put on his very
newest and most gorgeous tie, brushed
his hair an extra five minutes and went
down full of eagerness to meet that
girl.
But she was not v.sible-only Miss
Erskine and the old lady who was for
ever talking about the social activities
of her church were at the table. In
vain Matthew fingered over his coffee;
the girl did not come in. He heard
her again that night, however, Evil
dpntly she had a room not far from
his, lust down the hail. She was at the
door talking to the landlady, and her
voice sounded sweet as ever, fresh as
daisies and sunshine and all sorts of
Suring things-this last Matthew's
thought, not mine.
But try as he would to meet the
girl of the golden voice. Matthew did
not succeed. He tried early and he
tried dining late, Dut she was never
there. He even lowered himself to
stroll past the telephone when he
heard her speaking. but she euded
him. her door closed just as he round
ed the corner Of the hall.
And so 1t went for Il week, n week
during which Matthew added many de-
lichtful details to his mental picture
of the girl, such details as dimples and
curling lashes and little hands that
loved to gesture. But ner cnarlnS, more
potent for being so mysterlously elu-
sive, continued to be invisible as far
as Matthew was concerned. He heard,
but he never saw her.
The time came when Matthew was
desperate enough to ask little Simpson,
the shoe clerk, about the girl with the
voice. Simpson was an nnromantic
soul he looked puzzled.
"The only new girl I've seen around
here Is that little dressmaker who sits
at the next table. And | shouldn't call
her girl exactly, either; she'll never
see thirty-fve again in this life"
Jaw, that isn't the one" Matthew
said in deep disgust 1.-THE girl l mean
IL young and has curly--a sort Of alcs
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25
aYou.rs Not Gross With Me, Are Your"
bad for me because I feel unhappy

bad for me because feel unhappy,
and to feel unhappy isn't good, is it?
"'No,' said Mrs. Gray. She didn't
know what else to say. Certainly she
knew 1t wasn't at all pleasant to feel
unhappy. And 1t was doubly hard to
feel unhappy when there was warm
sunshine to sleep in. On a rainy day
there was some excuse, but on day
like this! Well, If there could be no
excuse 1t was most trying-most.
$50 she thought and as she was
thinking Mrs. Black Cat began to look
nngrier and angrier.
"'You're not cross with me, are
your asked Mrs. Gray. She was rnth-
er frightened. But she didn't want to
let Mrs, Black know she was so she
looked about her and said, I have
some shopping to do this morning.
promised the children I'd look for mice
in the cellar. l hate to leave you, Mrs.
Black, but I really do think l must
eave.'
".Oh, don't 60 begged Mrs. Black.
You are comfort to me. am glad
to have you here. And forgive me If
I am not more sOclable. It's this an
noying thing that has happened
"Mrs. Gray was much relieved that
Mrs. Black was not angry with her.
She was also pleased that she could
sit awhile longer with no fear. She
could really wait and hunt the mice
later. She would have better luck
then. for now she wasn't hungry
enough to do well.
.'Wouldn't 1t comfort you little,
dear Mrs. Black said Mrs. Gray pur-
ring softly, ito tell me what Is bother
ing YOU? ! know how sorry Will
feel
"'Perhaps so,' said Mrs. Black, Yes,
I do believe l will tell you
"Mrs. Black and Mrs. Gray settled
themselves for nice gossipy talk
and the fact that Mrs. Black was an
gry only made 1t more interesting.
".Some children were playing on
the porch this morning. said Mrs
Black, 'and their mother called to
them. She told them to get ready FOR
breakfast ana tIat dll tiley Heeueu w
have was "cat-llck."
Whatever did she meanT asked
Mrs. Gray.
"T found out from hearing the rest
Of the talk said Mrs. Black, that she
meant the children could go with very
little washing until later on In the
morning, before lunch, when they
could have good scrub after their
playing. BY "cat-lick" she meant
careless, little washing. She didn't
mean a good thorough one at all. And
the very idea Of calling that Scat
lick."'
"'Perhaps she called 1t that because
we do use our tongues to wash our
selves said Mrs. Gray.
"'No matter said Mrs. Black. We
ore clean and not careless, and the
words "cat-lick" meaning very poor,
hurried washing, is very great
injustice to the family Of catspP
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25
Why CoIors Are Associated With Vari-
Gus characteristics.

The association of colors with men
tai and moral characteristics is mat
ter of Imagination, although the SYM
bolism Is psychologically sound and Is
founded ON easily traced analogies.
Black is associated with crime because
black represents darkness which wide
ly serves as cover for crime and Is
also representative of ignorance, which
Is the real cause of crime. White
stands for purity because it represents
light, or Enlightenment, and also, per-
haps, because it represents cleanness
and freedom from blemiSh. And it Is
easy to see why red should represent
courage, because it is the color Of
blood and may be taken to signify
vitality. Also courageous man Is
supposed to be willing to shed his
blood, if necessary, in the defense Of
right and justice.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25
WEDDINGS ON SHORT NOTICE
How Missionaries in the Early Days
Obtained Their Wives.

There is touch OF comedy about
the businessike way in which several
of the early missionaries went to work
to obtain wives before they left the
shores of New England, writes the
Rev. Francis E. Clark in Youths Com
paniOn. The call to 60 to Hawaii was
somewhat sudden and imperative. AS
rule, only one vessel that would take
passengers sailed In the course of a
year for Honolulu, and Of course it
went by the way of Cape Horn. Often
not more than n few days or weeks
elapsed between the decision of the
young theolOgian to accept the COM
mission Of the American board and
the sailing of the packet ship. But
the rule of the board was that the
applicants must be married before
they sailed for the field. Ay, there
was the rub, for in many cases they
had not decided whom to ask to be
their brides.
But the time and tide would not
wait for a long courtship, and 50
brothers or cousins or roommates
were asked to intercede with eligible
maidens, whom perhaps the prospec-
tive bridegrooms had never seen. 1t
Ia even said that the young theologians
haunted "femnle semnaries," and that
the good, pretty and pious girls were
lined up for their inspection.
Although this may be an eXagger-
alton, it is certain that several of the
brides who in the early days went
with their missionary husbands to
Hawaii We're wooed by proxy, at least
during the preliminary stages of the
wooing. 1t should be added that, so
far as is known, all those marriages
turned out most happily, both for the
young couples and for the work In
which they were engaged. Their high
purpose, their common sacrifice ana
their great mission in life drew them
close together.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25
The Blind Who Battle

-, - ., ,,o
20 "S soo" ~ i',.'' 49,
not a.Fea'E peen '"t e. ~ .''v VIC"
'a0o "oFNS"'p ~, I've .'-''''. a.; '''
ana i''" sure 49, '''' '''''"' y" "',','
and Sc" 42V -..1.' '''',',' at "' ~
II 'He'' oe HE W :! "'''''-''' ',''',.
tween you sn' a. J." ,'-.i'
solomon "s"e' ''' "'''0'''' ""I wv
a@aeo ~ "e''s'"' '"''' . -i'
''hsS' "'SV NV" @ wv wa -
III" h'.N ~ "'", '"''' "''>'
N'' Ni-' o"'" ''''' ,,,.,
hFart G!fH' H"l" cl"%en' ~ '''-'''
maA' "uF!h@ ''c"' ''Si'' ~"
700 che's'"I 20 N"'' ''"," - ~ '''"'
Many H'"' ''''F anu ~ "'oi' ~
the WoFESAoH' nav 'As "c'o'i'u T"
Co''''"e 't'V ;" .,na
dare. S"'eHH'''"'''' VI i'i.i'"'
institution II tue -\o''n, 'e"'a NVu 90
he watched 'he wen We OUT a' '''o
close or a wei E''H' uaN' !ou' i'''i'
walk with 'hfaas UP IKE se'l-reSpeo''
ing cl'lz"hS'
VISITORS are impress" WIN 'ie III
tegfltH OF 'h' p'H'N' S"'' S'"S"ii'
"all work 'N2r.h'eeH' Keep up 'i'e
stamford, hHiHlh& SOFA not up 10 'l'e
standard are 'ufithl phrases "a'N'N
by consc!en'! 'S oF'''-S' 90 mum
for tn" pace tar '''n"oluteS oeSp"i'
into courage " VI energy
DINERS Gp NN comment "n III"
happy atmosphere Oh '"e l"Hl'"'''h'
I'll" spirit "i ''len"I''"'' II l'ilec'loos'
Come and meet inc Si"h'leSs o!al'"%e'
OF the NorF''op' man WIN ,'"o
WORKED tor many years sue ny ''uV'
and heart 10 h"aTt' WIN 'ne p!lh"' ile
Is man OF un'h'peacll"pIe 'h'esi ~
inspiring commence III once ohe' "''
always !ehdS 'E'"P"'h'''c ia, " '',e
unfortunate c"ho' anu as surrey i'''S
remedy
The Instructor al the switchpoaru Is
flne example OF "hal o'i''u "oh'"n
may do, ana 40 cheeilu1'! anu Spee"i'
ly, lnclden'H!N' De II ooSe''eu' Sie
can count money D! running "ei io,V
hhEeE llShuS over '"e ,u'''D' VI o
bill She can uist'''eulS" u"iN 'o'o''
from lsh'' ana even I~e'ec' S'! ipe''
with the same uhcFrihs p'Ncls'"h'
"Hont ask Us "he!ne' we '"li' sue
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25
How to Remove Egg Stains.

Egg stains on table linen should be
soaked in cold water before being sent
to the laundry. The stains come out
quite easily if treated in this way; but
hot water sets them, and makes
them difficult to remove
HOW Carapulu LaunGne5 ri1nes.
In devising a thoroughly practical
npparatuS for launching scouting air
craft from ships at sea the navy de-
portmcnt has achieved one OF the most
notable results in the art OF military
oeronautics. Capt. Washington |.
Chambers blazed the way for this rev.
o,utionary stride In aeronautics.
The experimental apparatus was
mounted upon float at the Wnshihg-
ron navy ward where, for the first
time I'm the history of aviation, flying
machine was actually hurled into the
mir ,fter nm extraordinarily brief run
of something like forty feet, and given
sucb speed at the instant of its release
rs to keep it afloat in the air until Its
engine was spinning fast en"ugh TO
furnish the sustaining impulse.
What was equally remarkable was
that the catapult gathered speed IN
TINT short distance so smoothly that
th, aviator was not thrown from his
sent nor was his craft strained in the
laast.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25

ston you can pick up No. 1O8 to Mile
End station, thence you can return by
the Mile End road to the city and by
Fleet street and the Strand to the heart
of things, having seen something Of
the real and wonderful East End alien,
cosmopolitan; and having passed
through the Mile End road.
But this Is only one suggestion. If
you are for less Of variety and for
more of the splendor, you can as easily
20 south, west or north-out by Kens-
ington and Hammersmith to Richmond
and this will be for many more de-
lightful excursion, since 1t would give
time for q peep at the wonderful view
from the hilltop; or from Charing
Cross to Golders Green.
Country Walk In London.
OF the half day I should counsel
YOU to leave an hour for what has been
called "the finest country walk in Lon
don" For that you should contrive a
bus ride that will leave you in the
Bayswater road, near Lancaster Gate,
with still an hour to spare. Then walk
by the flashing waters Of the Long Wa
ter and the Serpentine, and under the
noble trees, through all the beauties Of
Kensington Gardens and Hyde Park to
Hyde Park corner, down Constitution
Hill to the Mall, and so to Charing
Cross. You will then have seen In the
hest possible way the verdant belt
in the heart Of London kept inviolate in
the royal parks, Rotten Row, Bucking-
ham palace, the Victoria memorial, st.
James palace, Marlborough House and
the palaces of Carlton House Gardens.
Everyone will want to see West
minister Abbey. There, almost more
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25
Manv Trench Diseases,

The unparalleled conditions of mod
ern warfare are found by DR.. ]. +.
Lind to have brought to the military
surgeons two new types Of cases. One
of these Is shell shock, apparently due
to the emotional strain upon the nerv-
GUS system; and the other is surpris-
ingly large number of ailments arising
from the peculiar environment Of the
trenches. A relapsing fever, a tran
sient nephritis, and frostbite of the
feet are the three chief disorders re-
sulting from trench life. There are al
so trench enteritis, trench skin, trench
diarrhoea, trench rheumatism, trench
back, and trench jaundice, but these
may be symptoms of or connected In
some way with the three principal dis
aocas
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25

block, the chambers In the Beauchamp
and the Bloody towers, where prison.
ers left on the walls pathetic messages
of their long internment.
While in the city / should suggest
two other things at least to see-the
Guildhall and st. Bartholomew
church-the former because of its his.
toric connection with the city, as hall
that has been for 800 years the court of
justice, the meeting place of the cor
poration and the scene Of historic
feasts.
should ignore the houses Of parlia-
ment, except as to the outside, but do
not let the opinions of certain critics
rob you of a right appreciation of this
modern work. See Westminster hall,
however, If you can, as the ancient
court of justice, and for its magnificent
timber roof.
There yet remain, of the major In
stitutiOns, st. Paul'S and the National
gallery. They are more easy to deal
with than Westminster or the Tower.
ST. Paul's has no secrets as Westmins-
ter has. 1t is revealed at one view. To
have seen 1t from outside Is to carry
the memory of its huge bulk and form
forever, and in the main that is true
Of it internally, though few minutes
can be spared for the tombs Of Nelson,
Wellington, Lord Roberts and other
great soldiers. The National gallery,
too, is comparatively easy to see on the
principle of restraint.
One thing remains. Do not fail to
walk the embankment from West
minister to Blackfriars, both for its
river views and for the finest river
front of buildings In the world.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25

than anywhere. you need the help OF
selection and restraint. If you give
yourself up to the vergers they Will tell
YOU all about the royal tombs. When
they have left you, think for moment
of nv idea. Remember that the Abb
bey has been three things: First,
monastery; next, the royal church and
the tomb of many kings; and, then, the
grave of great men. AS to the nrst,
do not leave till you have seen the
cloisters, the chapter house, the under
croft and the chapel Of the Pyx, the
little cloister-and, If you are there Oh
Saturday, the hall of Westminster
school, which was the dormltory OF the
monks. These things illustrate the
daily mOnastic life and are without
question the most picturesque thing
remaining of the middle ages. AS to
the next, the yergers will have shown
you the coronation seat and the toinbs
of the great kings, to that OF Henry y
who fought ut Agincourt. AS to the
third, | counsel you to see Poets Cor
ner-the south TRANSCRIPTION its re-
minders of the men who have knit the
empire together in the poetry of com.
mon speech.
What to See In the Tower.
You will go to the Tower Here,
again, remember that the Tower hns
been three things: fortress, Il royal
palace and q prison. The White Tow
er is the oldest complete building in
London. 1t was the keep built by. the
Conqueror to overawe the city. 1t
never was of the city. and bit of the
Roman wall here shows how the outer
boundary of the earlier city was over
run. See the Traitors gate, by which
prisoners entered the Tower and SO
few left it; the site of the headsman's
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25

~ are passing through Lonuon
n on their way to the western
'front.' the following article
from Country Life on "How to See
London in Two Days." is timely.
In normal days, when American visi'
tors filled the hotels, sightseeing was,
in spite Of American hustle, Il fairly
leisurely thing. 1t Is the soldiers who
are here today who have to be the real
hustlers. Their sightseeing has often
TO be crammed into a day or two's
leave, and the problem Of how to see
all possible, and yet so to see as to
store up mental pictures, clear, definite
and full Of color, on which to draw In
pleasurable restrospectiOn for the rest
Of life, is one which probably few OF
them are solving.
Now, the secret of success In sight
seeing is discrimination and selection.
Try to see everything and you see
effectively-nothing. Your thousand
impressions are mixed, in week they
are hard to disentangle, In a year they
nave VdnlSHeu. VII tiiS plihSipe
throw out ideas for those who have no
more than a couple Of days to give to
the work and the pleasure. On more
than one ground should counsel the
giving up of at least half day to out
door sightseeing. The hugeness Of
London strikes everyone who gives
days to its discovery. The best way of
getting the same impression quickly
Is to travel from end to end Of the
route Of one of the great London lin
ers - the General" motOrbuses. 1t
matters little which you take. Service
3S-Victoria to Walthamstow-will
show you much of west and central
London and of the northeast. At Dali
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25
731e Girl With
the Voice
IN
BY MILDRED HALE
(Copyright, 1918, by the Mcclure Newspa-
per Syndicate.)

downright, 1915, by the Mcclure Newspa-
per Syndicate.)
Matthew was very, very lonesome.
He had been in the city for six months
without meeting anyone whom ne
could call congenial companion. lie
was the only young man In the Once,
that Is the only very young man, anu
there were no girls except Miss SIM
ons, the terrifying cltihed stenographer
who looked upon Matthew ana ms
Country" ways with supreme us
favor. Even at the house where he
boarded there were no young peop'e'
There was Simpson. the fnded n'''e
shoe clerk, who still wore red ties as
challenge to youth, and there was MISS
Erskine, n school teacher with curry
fringe. Simpson had asked Matthew
to go to the movies with MIN once
and Miss Erskine smiled upon nm
across the table in way that way
doubtless meant to captlvnte, nut sue
reminded Matthew too much OF MS
own frst-grade teacher-not so very
many years before. Altogether, the BOY
was desperately lonely, with the R'hd
of loneliness that Is beginning to De
an actual pain. He wanted the com
panionshlp of gay boys and girls IKE
his own "crOwd" at home.
He sat in his room one Sunday art
ernoon trying to study law BOOK;
lonely youth often turns to self-im'
proyement But somehow he could not
study, his mind kept wandering back
to Dawesville and his friends. What
were they doing now? Tomorrow was
Valentines day. Probably Mary Gray
would have II party, and Pete GURUS
would take Ellen Emery
"He wouldn't be taking her If l was
there!" thought Matthew. And he be-
gan to wish that he were there, In spite
of the glory Of living In New YORK.
He forgot the law book and let his
thoughts wander back to Dawesrille
and the jolly good times of old. Wlst-
full thoughts they were, too.
Quite suddenly Matthew was r"used
by the sound of voice. There was
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25
Didn't Have to Ask.

Henry was returning from the neigh.
boris vineyard, where he had helped
himself to several lunches of grapes
without asking. When he stopped to
eat few of them he was suddenly
caught by the wife Of the keeper.
Henry" she said, "if you had asked
would have given you all the grapes
you wanted"
"Oh." replied Henry fearlessly, Il
got all l wanted without asking"
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25
h--r~s-~

No wheat -four will be used by the
citizens OF Grimes county, Texas, un-
til after the next harvest. These pa
triots have already turned over to the
Government. at cost, one car OF wheat
-four and Will deliver others now in
transit These cars are being divert
ed to an Atlantic port by the Food
Administration for immediate ship
ment to the Allies.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25
Matter OF Spelling,

"Mother, did you ever see an artih-
cial egg'"
mo" and no one else ever saw
one"
"Why, mother, Uncle Amos said
that his father had one after the
war"
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25
Still a Wide Choice.

France curbs the desire of parents
to christen their children with ex-
traordinary names by limiting their
choice of names to the $4,000 saints In
the calendar.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25

Wheat is needed "over there" Po-
tatoes should be kept busy on home
guard duty here, where they can serve
in fifty ways.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-04-25

Save Sugar-Six teaspoons per day
is plenty for any person If John D,
Rockefeller lived In England all his
wealth wouldn't buy him more than
eight ounces a week.