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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-12-07
New Mexico County Farm Bureau Work7 Demonstration OF
The Results That Can Be Accomplished by Organized Effort.

credit and with first-clasS results in every instance.
I'm San Juan county members Of the county
farm bureau assert c%heerfully that they have rcceiv-
I'd fifty dollars for every dollar invested IN farm
bureau plans and undertakings In Colfax county
q single operation Of the farm bureau nctted the
members 10000. in increased income that they
would have missed without that operation. I'm the
same county The farm bureau brought in s2l 900
worth of registered cattle. special seeds. hieh-gradc
poultry. etc. which will have a constantly increas-
ing value from year TO year.
In Dona Ana county the county farm bureau
has achieved a highly efficient organization. includ-
ing in its activities the work of a swine growers
association, u poultry association. a fruit growers
association, n cabbage growers association, n bee
keepers association. and u dairy association. All
of these subsidiary organizations are. in effect. mar
kcting clubs through which the members get lower
marketing costs and better prices through grading.
marketing in volume and an intelligent line ON
prices.
The Eddy county farm bureau work mas had u
cash value of 5000 this year and in San Miguel
county savings have been accomplished that were
worth SOB. 3O3. ~ to the members. Two operations
conducted by the Union county farm bureau are
valued al 1919
Here are results from organized effort that are
convincing. There is no getting away from the re-
suit of nm effort of this kind when il is shown in
cash. II Indicates why Secretary Houston of the
Department of Agriculture. urges 50 strongly the
extension of this organized effort among farmers.
ana why ne advocates joining the national organiIn-
tionS and state organizations that have been form
cd for the benefit NJ livestock growers. Intelligent
organized effort, when guided by n practical plan
and aimed for u worthy purpose. never fails Ia get
results.
There is nothing socialisiic in the county farm
bureau operating plan, nothing political in lis or
ganizati0n. IN fact political activity is rigidly bar.
red. There is nothing of the Farmers Union propa-
ganda none of that kind of activity with which
skhlful and ambitious dcmagogues seek to organic
their fellow men for their own promotion The
men and women who Join the county farm bureau,
under the plan of the Department of Agriculture.
Join for the Single purpose Of lettering their con
dition, realizing that the Surest way to do that is
To work in cooperation with their ncighbors.
There will presently be II statewide campaign
in New Mexico for the extension of the county
farm bureau organizations. IL Should have instant
and hearty support from every livestock grower
every dairyman. every fruit grower and every farm
cr in the state. There is no more practical form
Of effort 90 increase production and advance the
welfare Of the rural jewellers of fhc country, the
great army OF food producers. than is found in thi,
county farm bureau undertaking.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-12-07
WHEN IN ROME
BY JOHN BRECK

Tie had gone up UCross a clearing
Of sandy soil whore every print show
ed clear. lie was rotracing his down
ward track TO where he had finished
up The debris OF "A small snake after
his drink. Evidently he was not yet
done with eating for the night. hefe
he had stripped of some squawher-
rics. there nibhlod the spicy aoeds of
romero, hut II wds all lust a matter
of picking along the roi1dsidc-hc still
the only ripe cactus fruit the birds
had left. Then lie turned up 20 the
rocks, There ne sat, @ round stone
among the stones. moiionlcss IN the
gathering light.
could see his profile; the ears. in
telligontly SET, not Topped away down
ON the side OF his oad ms the badgers
are. were alert. There was something
very t|abbyiikc In his attitude. Pres
ontly I heard the squeak which con
firmed my worst suspicious. Some
poor trade rat had been snatrhed re-
turning hOme from his night OF IN.
dustrs. And Biily Coon lcnpcd OFF
like any mousor his whiskcis hulgcd
OVcr his prey.
II h. hard 10 soc your friends eaten
like that. and %seandalOus "a find do
generation in the genial, gentle form
OF Brer Coon. but. as I reflected,
this rs merely another case of adap.
taticn To the customs OF the CountrN
The McNicnns themselves eat trade
rats.
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4 " I,

Nv {HENENER Billy Coon's namc "
w spoken my inner vision mme-
diately centuries him up as 1
have most often seen him. draggin.
Ills little black puws In a s-un-warmed
woodland pool hunting ~pollywogs.
Now what, | wondered. WIS "a coon
doing in "a country which had neither
green corn nor frogs Vet there cor
uitnly were the paWmarks of a large
one, fresh daily at the edge OF the
creek.
/ might have known he would
change his habits here. Even the
birds do. Many Of those which nest
IN hollow trees or weave long. fcliod,
hanging baskets fOr themselves hesi-
tate to leave the good feed aud the
warm MONDAY sun even IL they SILVER
through frosty nights. Presently yon
find them back IN their nests, from
which the summer flcdgling have
long flown. tUc chilly mite. the hum
ming bird. goes 50 lar ~ to provide
his young with "a tinN felt blanket
woven In onc piece with the woody
lining 81 his nest.
But y coon rs so distinctly u per-
%sonality. no sct in his WAYS. mat I
MIS- curous To know what had become
early one morning when had to
make a utp for water before | could
boil my morning coffce-which rs bad
workmanship. I forget an about my
ire, which is stu worse, in the cN-
element pf trailing him Perhaps ho
was even headed toward his nostF
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-12-07
TOOTICOLLIS
By II. ADDINGTON BRUCE
Author OF 1.-THE Riddle OF Personality" ''Psychology al
Parenthood. Etc.
Copyright, 1919. BY the Associated Newspapen)

ticollls may NJ bottom be q symptom
OF Inability or unwlllingness 10 face
Mes difficulties hraveiy.
4 typical example is found In the
ease ~ q clerk. twenty-f0u years old,
long "a sufferer from a stiff neck hat
had detied many doctors.
The psycholoEically trained physi-
clan into whose care he Finally came
discovered that he was u man of un-
usually sensitive disposition, shy, az
i~ectionate, and exceedingly unhappy
In his work
~ dislike the montony Of IT," lie
said, IN effect. 'nuD I cannot seem 90
get along with the other clerks.
don't seem Ia IN la al an
With these facts known, II was
deemed wise 10 Interpret the torticol-
liz ms a symptom of ili-health uncon-
%sciously developed to gain for the pa
tieni the sympathy he craved, and
also 20 help free him froEa the enVir-
onmcnt he hated. On this theory the
effort vas made 10 Great in him n
more courageous attitude. And Ia
proportion as HE character grew
stronger the t%orticollis troubled him
less aud less. until at last "a complete
cure was obtained.
similarly a stubborn t~orticollis IN "a
middls-aged woman yielded 10 Te.cdu-
cative treatment aimed 10 overcoming
certain unplea,pnt, characteristics
suspiciousness, hcclusiycncss. self-in.
duisence-dominant Ia her when she
first caine under the observation OF a
Discerning specialist.
How often mentally caused torticol-
lis thus depends on character deteots
H. as yet Impossible 10 say. when,
however u fails 10 respond TO treat
ment by suggestion, a painstakinR
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house. vowine that he would teach
Happy jack q lesson that he never
would forget.
Hair way there whom should he
meet. hurrying through the tree
tops. but Happy Jack himself. and
no angrier GRAY Squirrel eve was
seen. You see Happy lack had dis
covered tw9 little rcd hair an hts
doorstep. and these he'd told him
n doubt In the world that Chattcrer
had stolen those supplies. So he
was on his way 90 teach chattcrcr
a lesson.
My. my. ms. my, How tho
tongues OF tho~c two squirrels did
go when thci met II there was
anything bad that Happy Jack
couldn't think IT to call Chatterer,
Chattcrcr THOUGHT of to call him. II
was dreadful. o. was simply drond-
fui the way the, called each othee
names.
You broke into my s~torehouac
aud Stole every thinr In IL. you ret-
coated rohber' shrieked Happy Jack.
You're q thlcf' . miserable. good
for nothing nluF thicf'' shriekod
Chnt,crcr In hr tuYn. Bring hack
those nuts arl that corn Won stole
from me, nrinr them hucL or you'll
be sorry,"
sammy lay aud al tho n%cighhors
gathered around To listen to Happy
Jack and Chnttcrcr accusinc each
other. II was funny. II certainly
vas FUNNY. You sec. each ecnc
Ia have forgotten entirely what he
himself had done.
Nsu story: sammy jay Bc',mc~
Judge.
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mcnt with high explosives Which
sounds right sensible.
THESE ARE the days when YOU
put your hand into n dresser drawer
after u pair 90 socks u encounter
the business cnd of a tin soldie'
WHAT IiOi" says the Huhonzol-
lorn as he tackles the cold potatoes
"a la Hollenduisc. "Gott was nit ~ an
through this session. ana he's the only
"a Of the gang h a stuck
IT'S TOO RAD that all our indus
tries cannot shed their worries Ike
the War Industries Board, hy simply
setting a date on which thcS u pult.
AMERICAN BUSINESS wasn't in
vitcd 10 the Peace table, hut u pro-
poses 20 have q delegation handy In
ease there should he q vacant chair
IN the servants quarters.
---
ABOUT THE WORST feature ~
his dry state thing n the difficulty
81 doping out a New Years resolution
viii a Rick IN a.
ACCORDING "a the Crown Prince.
ne had the hest head In tho who'll"
high command. Which rs about the
meanest thing yet said 90 Il.
FUNNY. ISN'T IT, how much hard.
81 ~ H. To give up lie for a cigar
h used 10 he TO give up ice,
and also. how much harder the lie
cigar Is To smoke?
WE MOVE thnt parties peddiinR
patent fhu remedies he put in the same
~padlocked receptacle with the boys
who undertake to trace mining shares
for Liberty Bonds.
WELL, KID. the foreman says
cnourh of this bunk H. TOO much, 50
mdlos. old Dear, and all that sort Of
thing.
OFT or THE MONTHS or BABEs.
Little -four-yCpr-oid Vivian WAS
crying. so her grandmother asked her
what the trouble was. "oh, every
thing goes wrong. sobbcd Vivian. u
just wish ! had my whole life to live
over again
Mamma Charles. do you know
what day tomorrow viii be"
'harlos-Nes. mamma. my birth
DAY.
Mamma-And what would YOU like
for the occasion
Charles ta,ter a pnusel I'D like
10 see our schoolhouse burn down.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-12-07
tPPS J\tk MD CuATTEUEI,
NtttsE EACH OTHER.

nv /HATENER faults Chaticrcr tho
Nv Red squirrel may have. laz!-
ness Is not one ~ them. lie
doesn't waste any time about any
thing. No o did he discover that
bis biggest and best storchouse was
empty than he started aut To- find out
whO had stolen his supplies. Tie knew
right away who might have done IL.
There We're several of his friends. or
his ucirhhors al least. who could
make very good use of just such sup
plies, There was Happy jack SPUR
rel, n striped C~hipmunk. ana Tim
my the Flying Squirrel. and sammy
Jay and Whitcfoot the Wood Mouse
~ first ne strongly suspected
sammy Jay, but when ne happened
TO think that Sammy could never
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-12-07

American ASSOCIATION for the study
ANA Prevention Of infant Mortality M
chicago. They may he able To do ~
tn q thrcr-dny session IN Chicago. hut
out experience, personally. has been
thnt an eighteen months night session
Be- nearer an verugc
THE STATE department saws tho
American government has expressed
10 opinion on the possible eNtgad,tiun
ior trial 1T William Hohunzollcru. But
tuu can bet vour oot that the Ani-
rrirIn people have expressed an opin-
iou. They vote AYE with Lloyd
u~urgc whcn he kivA "Tho Kaiser
must be prosecuted
WE LEARN with Interest that 800
uNu pounds 81 triuitrOtuuul be- on il
WAY TO Fort Wingatc, y. NJ. The re-.
Mobilization of Fort Wineate has even
more widespread possibilities than had
been anticipated. That one shipment,
W. fact. could easily spread the old
Fort an oVer the Continental Divide.
and in,o Arizona.
m ~ TO ZEE hoped that the Fort
Wingate garrison viii go easy 81 that
stuff
SOMEBODY with a heart has DO.
iAN W NNf fNAl'AtANn W fNhiAh AAAhH
untIi after January LIST
Now tho Joyous Christmas season
o. at hand; and we may state
That the boss has every reason
To our toll appreciate.
hut he hints tha costs of givlnp
Keep apace with costs of living
Ana that it's tankest treason
To expect he'll lipuidatc.
-
THE STATE q. =. \, cites nine rea-
sons why Ted Rouault should contihu,
as game warden. Those unstniod
make an even 81. including the vel
fare of all varieties o. fish ana game
found in New Mexico.
~ CLEARING W II. Hearst OF
knowledge hat william Rayard lla /.
was q German spy, Bernstorff con
yicts him Of being an l%N.carat suck
cr. which h a new Kind of charge
against Hearst.
IT MUST he a Jolt for the master
mind of ja2 journalism to have a
broken "a him publicly that he wa
the only well known nan In America
whom Bernstorff was able To fool
THE RECONSTRUCTION Of Rus.
STA. according To- Admiral kOlchuk
requires a thorough; preliminary treat
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tIHTiCOLl.IS is the terrible name
the doctors give 90 the malaG,

IT oBTiCOLLIS is the terrible namf
the doctors give 20 the malaGN
popularity known as stiff neck
Almost everybody at some tm 90
other experiences this maladv. And
the experience is not "A pleasant one
while ~ lasts.
Usually. however. II dOes not las;
Ions. a few days Of spasmodic pain
and acute discomfort when the ef-
fort 10 move the neck h. made, -
about an that %torticollis "a a rule
amounts 10.
iiut II may assume a more sinister
character Instead of yielding To- tho
treatment ordinarily followed - rest.
oliminative medicines. ana local APP
plications--it stubbornly persists. Il
may persist for months, or even
years.
I'm such cases, whatever the original
cause-anc torticollis is oi most oh-
scure causation, though generally at
tributed to sitting In q draft-Its per
aistence is usually due to nothing
more than self suggostlon. 10 "a liked
idea that IL IL incurable
only II this mental attitude is ap-
prcciated can II hen bee successfully
attacked. And succesa depends ON the
DOCTORS ability by oue means or AN.
other 20 break down the false fixed
idea. once the patient is brought
10 believe that he neeo not suffer
from the tofticollis n soon dis
70 this end treatment by a com
bination of massage and counter
auseestion ~ commonly SUFFICIENT
nuf al times a thorough 're-cduca-
ton" Of the personality H. n"ceeshfy'
This for the reason thht chrome 'oi-
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$40 officer
" u o returned.
contrary to all
army regulations.
tbs salute OF a
raw recruit.
The non COM
missioned officer
Mas summoned
and the com
fuandinr officer
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demanded 10 know what he meant
hy returning a salute Ia which Inc
knew he WINS not entifed
Tho non-commissloned officer re-
piled:
Sir. I ilways retur that 20 which
! ana moi entitled"
Taken by this smart re-
ply, the 1fficer dismissed him laugh
ingly
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In the world hcvc reached to the
bottom he Knew IL couldn't have
been him. Ilis sharp eyes missed
nothing and presently he discovered
q gray hair. caught on a bit Of
bark. THAT was enough. He knew
then that HAPPY JACK Squirrel. his
big Bray ceusin. was the u who
had robbed him. 'hatterer's tenn
per became quite uncomfortable.
Forgetting that he had rphbed Happy
Jack. he started Tor Happy Jacks
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-12-07

IN. ne sait,
''it has lately
been found that
the human body
g sui
phur.
sulphur ey-
claimed a girl iu
a blue and white
bluzicr. How
n-nnh |,
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hy victories or
by diplomacy ar
by bluff.
%"Gorniauy h
very much like
the young lady
who presented a
cheek at the
bank. rho teller
after examining
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WE ARE. Of course, attending the
British celebration tonight.

oh" exclaimed the society editor.
AZ a contributing visitor came In with
about n yard OF Saidier letters and a
Hun helmet. straight from over
There. DO let me Try IL on'"-A Hun
helmet. you know. y q sort of "a hat.
aud no woman can resist trying on a
hat.
50 she tried Il on. II looked stun
nipg. too
Coolies giowlcd . low voice from
a corner.
Curtain.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-12-07

The commanding officer of the reri,
mcnt, while entering the barracks,
noticed in front of him a nOn-cOmmis-
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-12-07
Laugh With Us

y physician was giving an Informal
ak on physiology IN tho porch of a
southern hotel
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there in a Young girls body
"Dhi" snid the physician, smiling
~. that varies
And H. hat asked the maiden.
why some az " make better matches
than other
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1--WE can't pay this over the coun-
ter. miss
Then. yhc said. 'I1l come behind
4 '"
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IN LIKE MANNER" saws the Wal
Industries Board, In It's parting state
ment. the necessity for maximum
prices Is disappearing" The necessity,
"a he sure. but " anybody has noted
any Disappearance OF Tho prices, In
like manner ~ otherwise. Hut no
body has.
UNIVERSAL. baby t9nining' has
hnrnn In IA ihrDn.nnN anaslnn Of tho
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-12-07
SOLOS
BY THE Second Fiddle

YEaSER, The man came right into
our office. into the Ssurtuul. as u
We're % sprung thu upon us tie
said To- ~.
DO Nuu know why Sonut claus
lent going 90 come down no
chimney this year,
And We saiG: NO We don't
know why santa Claus isn't eo-
ing to come down the chimney
this year. why thc hector isn't
he going 80 como down the chim-
uoy this year."
Because. said the man "he-.
cause he's afraid 81 the fluc.'
AND WE WEST home ana s.,rune
That ono ON "a lady for whom we have
great respect, and she thought II was
q. X and laughed ana pretty snon
We heard her telling h to "a ncighhor
over the back fence. ana she said.
DO YOU know why Santa claus
isn't cominE down the chimney
this year, aud the neighbor slid
she didn', know. why. my
dear said the first mentioned
lady. "hecausc he's afraid he'll
ret all over goot.'
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WELL. KID. the foreman says
enough OF this bunk Is too much, 50
udlos. old Dear. and all that sort Of
thing.
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NsSt story: sammy Jay Bc,',mc~
Judge.
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WE MOVE TINT parties pcddling
patent flu remedies he put In the same
%padlocked receptacle with the hoys
who undertake To trace mining shares
for Liberty Bonds.
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ACCORDING 10 the Crown Prince.
he had the hest head In the who'll"
nigh command. Which rs about the
mcanest thing yet said 20 IL.
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FUNNY. ISN'T IT. how much hard.
~ It g. to give up lie for a cigar
than ! used 20 he TO give up Ice,
and also. how much harder the lie
cigar Is to smoke?
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ABOUT THE WORST feature 81
this dry state thing IL the difficulty
81 doping out a New Years resolution
with a Rick in It.
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AMERICAN BUSINESS wasn't in
vitcd "a the Peace table. hut u pro-
poses 20 have a delegation handy In
ease there should he % vacant chair
IN the servants quarters.
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a SoLlc,ToR FOE AerseY
ToEp s New WEUklV pAPsF-
Ask 5 ME-, Fi-h TC SUB|CEibE
Just rs rtF IS cRArkthCy HS
nav TofS- NE ~ '" ltNrE
c,a,, SO 80 = w.-.,s.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1918-07-31

Next Tuesday is primary
day. 1t is very improbable that
a large vote will be cast on
this occasion. the public is too
much concerned in the war at
this moment TO lend grea, en-
thusiasm to politics But while
we are at war TO make the world
safe for Democracy, let US not
overlook that great duty that
democracy devolves upon us
the full exercise of the privllcg.
es functions Of citizenship. Dem
ocracy rests upon the right OF
the people TO select their official
representatives, so every voter
who chcrishes that right and
who believes in the truth OF the
principle we are sending mil
lions OF our young men to the
battlehclds Of Europe t. defend,
should make il his business 10
vote at the elections this year.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1918-07-31
Couaty Clerks
Notice of
Primary Election

Notice is hereby given that prf-
mary election viii be- held at the regu.
lar polling places in each precinct Of
the county OF Washington. state Of
Missouri. and that polls will be open
between the hours OF O'Clock In the
morning and sundown in the evening.
on the first Tuesday Of August, 1918. IL
being the 9th day of August. 1918, for
the purpose OF nominating candidates
for state. district. county and town
ship Offices, TO be voted on at the gen.
eral election to be held ON the 5th
day of November. 1918. That the here.
matter mentioned list contains the
name and postoTice address Of each
candidate for nomination. together
with designation of the Office for
which he is a candidate, and the party
or principal that be represents, and
the ticket upon which his name will
appear. viz:
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1918-07-31

The South would now like 10
have cotton prices stabilized by
federal action, the market is de-
clining. The cotton growers
fought such stabilization, and
the administration smilingly
lent them countenance, while
the war boosted their profits.
The wheat growers of the North
were promptly forced to take
the anti.protit dose however.
When the administration acts in
Akin 4 cotton prices, II will take
care that its petted South does
not suffer any thereby.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1918-07-31
JUDGE SELDEN P. SPENCER
REPUBLICAN, casDsnATs Eoa
UNITED STATES SENATOR
~
JUOcE SPENCER 4
NATIONAL CHARACTER
FROM NEWSgOI TO FAME
War Work Of Republican Sena-
tcrial Candidate.

Judge seldsa T, Spencer a. 81
iscass. 1epGs,lcaa Cas&.9sss fS the
laitw~s States See2,r, IS aos oalS
Aaosn IN every .A.S " Missouri bal
has soag apa active ssgssce 10 paslse
Affairs has made htaa uaa es Missouri .
hes, snawn nea Throughout ,as aa-
tioa,
Judge SPeRe~r was bora IL Erie.
Pa. serG~aser lssa. lsSe, Waisc
W, n yuaaS boy eaStness rover~"s
suffered by nis family erampsca aim
20 Asst,, In the saratas OF hss owa
.iviax and i@ years he carried raorn-
Ing pagers Ia order 10 belly support
himself He alsrndsd sablic schools
trum the ie~es; grade IN throaxA
the high seheel
His cArryias u papers 50 ianps~sssd
. pAilaslhropie Ssz,lxzaAn N tAs