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Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-09-14

The effort to separate Liberty Bond
holders not familiar with stock and
bond values from their Liberty Bonds
has taken a new turn. The manipula-
tors instead of Offering to buy the
bonds at inadequate prices offer in ex-
change for them the stocks and bonds
of various wildcat corporations, whose
face value is large but whose actual
value is little or nothing.
The safest investment in the world
is Liberty Bond. For patriotic
American, Liberty Bonds are the best
investment in the world. 1t is not
only wise thing to hold them it is a
patriotic thing to do. The soldier
that takes a trench and then volunta-
rily gives it up is not to be compared
with one who takes trench and hoi-
dis it against the enemy. An American
who buys a Liberty Bond and then
sells it is not so good an American as
one who buys a bond and holds it,.
This does not apply, however, to one
who sells his bond because of real
necessity; there is legitimate trading
in Liberty Bonds which the Treasury
recognizes.
1t was a wise and patriotic old col
ored American who refused to sell his
500 Liberty Bond for 500, because he
would not give up the United States
promise this bondD to pay him 500
with interest for the United States
promise currency to pay him 500,
aud who refused to sell the same bond
for $lo2, because, be said, that the
$lo2 must be counterfeit or else the
Would-be purchaser would not be will
ling to give it for only 500. 1t is safe
to say that there ara no gold bricks or
wildcat securities among that Ameri-
cans assets,
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-09-14
WARNING GIVEN BY THE
FOOD ADMINISTRATION
lmpostors Represent Selves AS EN-
ployed by Government to Obtain
Grain Reports.

Reports of impostors who say they
are employed by the government to
obtain information on grain that has
been threshed have been received by
the Wisconsin Food Administration.
The only organizations authorized
to procure these facts are the Thresh-
ing Division of the Food Administra-
ton who have sent threshermen re-
port blanks to I'LL out and return at
the end of the season and the Bureau
OF Markets who have issued Thresh.
ers' Record Book which are collected
monthly by County Agricultural
Agents. Threshermen and farmers
are warned against giving information
- anyone else.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-09-14

1--WE are all now neighbors and
friends in the mutual grief that these
daily lists of the killed wounded and
missing cause. Long since the boys
from home have made their parents
and friends acquainted with one an
other, through their letters Now
they are drawn together by a COM
mon grief, making for that unity
that is the foundation of the Ameri-
can citizenship. We are realizing
the fruits of sacrifice, and will be the
stronger in spirit for the suffering, "
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-09-14

To the Voters of Iron County:
| take this occasion to extend to
you my thanks snd appreciation for
the loyal support and vote given me
at the recent primary election as a
candidate for the Republican homina-
ton for sheriff.
| shall certainly appreciate your
support and vote at the November
election for that office.
Sincerely yours,
NJ. J. White.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-09-14

Platinum is decidedly more useful
for war material than for jewelry. If
ii is fashionable" the fashion Is an
unpatriotic one, and women otherwise
patriotic should willingly comply with
the request of the bureau Of mines to
see that moro of the precious metal
goes for war needs and less for per-
sonal ndornment
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-09-14

Secretary Baker has ordered the
chief of such bureau inthe war depart
ment to replace by Sept. 81 all men
within the draft ages who had been
classified il Glass One, now assigned
to duty at Washington or in war depart
ment branches elsewere with those
physically disqualified for general
service.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-09-14
A Carbon Remover.

Acetol, liquid applied by injection
through the spark plug opening. is be-
bon from the cylinders of gasoline en-
gines.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-09-14

The following data may be helpful
measuring the daily ration of sugar.
There will be variations, of course, but
this is as nearly accurate as a simple
statement can be,
Monthly ration-2 pounds.
30-3l days-2 pounds.
Approximate daily ration, using aver
age household teaspoon.
l day, l ounce; or
l day 215 level tablespoons; or
! day, l round tablespoon; or
day, level teaspoons; 3 level teaspoons
for beverages, 3 level teaspoons in
cooked food; or
l day, 6 half Jumps Il by 9-16 by 3-s
inches,) One-half lump three times a
day in beverages; one-half lump
equivalent to the sweet in food at each
meal.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-09-14


this city. as follows:
Somewhere in France
August 10, 1918.
Dear Folks:
VIII eudeavOr to write a few lines.
as at present have plenty of leisure
time. Have not written to any one
IN the past few weeks as could not
find the opportunity. Received few
wounds ia the legs in recent en-
gagcmeut and at present am resting
very comfortably in one of our base
hospitals. The wounds are not sew
ere-Just machine gun bullets but
OF course enough to lay fellow up
for few weeks, Now. please don't
worry about a little thing like this.
dear folks. as it is part of the game.
Ii 1t was serious | wouldn't be sitting
up In my nlcesspring bed writing you
about IT, We receive wonderful care
in these hospitals from the American
doctors and Red Cross nurses, and il
seems like being in Heaven here away
from the roar OF the guns aud the din
OF battle. Ii the people back in the
[. :. y. could see the wonderful
Woik carried on by the medical DEPART
ment ana TIE Red Cross for the bows
who are doing their biz, they would
never hesitate to give when the Red
Cross calls tor help to carry on the
work which is SO necessary over here
How Is every one at home? Well.
| hope. Would like to hear from Won
all real often, Receive the home IA
per now and then from Herb Gmun-
son, But mail is about month late
when 1t reaches MS, | suppose every
one has been eagerly following up the
work of he Sammles during the last
few weeks. They sure had something
10 follow up as we gave them good
American trimming. When left mn
there they We're still going back ia
the land where they came from and
We are golag TO see that they don't
come back
Must make this the extent of my
writing today AS II is near supper time
and I'm almost starved But we sure
ger illed up when chow comes around
VIII write real often as viii have
plenty of time. Say hello to all ]
Know. Now, pleaae don't worry a.
there lis no cause
Hoping this finds you all in the best
ot health and hoping to be with you
iu tine near future, remain as AWAY,
Your loving son
Flory
Base Hospital IS
y. +. f. France
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-09-14
ChamberiaIn's Cough Remedy.

Chanberiain's Cough Remedy.
This is not only one of the best
and most efficient medicines for
coughs, colds, Group and whooping
cough, but it is also pleasant to take,
which is important when medicine
must be given to young children.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has
been in use for many years and has
met with much favor wherever it's
good qualities have become known.
Many mothers have given it their
unqualified endorsement. VIM.
Scruby, ChillicOthe, Mo-, writes, 81
have raised three children, have al
ways used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and found it to be the best
for coughs, colds and Group. 1t is
pleasant to take. Both adults and
children like it. My wife and | have
always felt safe from Group with it
in the house" Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy contains no opium or other
narcotic.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-09-14

Fresh buttermilk always on hand
at the Hurley creamery. Per gallon,
Is cents. Ask your dealer for "ClO-
yer Blossom" butter.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-09-14
|'a ! God

u. S. FOOD ADMINISTRATION
Administrator Weekly Report OF Fair
Prices for week ending Sept. Ia, 1918.
Hurley-Saxon-M Mercer. Iron Belt.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-09-14
Letter from a Wounded Hurley
Boy in France.

Corp. Flory, o Leary, under date
of August 10, four days after he was
wounded in the legs by German ma
chine gun bullets, wrote his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Florian o Leary, of
thscity, as follows:
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-09-14

TEASPOONS PER POUND
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03
Notice to Construct Sidewalks.

To eacn o< the owners and Occu-
pants of the respective premises here
matter described:
Whereas, the City Commission OF
the City OF Fargo deems it necessary
to construct a sidewalk in front of, or
along, each OF the following described
premises as herein set forth, to-wit:
| In Hectors Addition, City of Fargo:
Along the East side of Lots 10 to 20
| inc, Block A.
} Along the West side OF Lots / to IL
Along the west side of Lots . and 8.
Along the North side of Lot /.
Along the South side of Lot IL,
In Keeney & Devitt's Add. City OF
Along the West side Of Lots ri. a.
IN Keeney & Devitt's End Add. city
Along the East side Of Lots and 3.
Block 80.
II and IL, block 81. (Repair.l
Original Townsite, City OF Fargo:
Along North side of Lot 8, Block IL.
Along North side of Lots ana .,
Block 3. (Repair.)
Along North side Of Lots i to 8 inc.
:, 9 i North side Of Lots ana >.
AIong East side Of Lots and Il.
n fTarwood's 2nd Add. city Of
Aiong west side Of Lot |. Block u.
Along West size Of Lot II. Block Is.
m Harwood's srd Add. city Of
Along North and West sides Of Lot
ii, block 10.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03
Ordinance / No. AS.

An Ordinance to license ana regu-
late all shows, circuses. exhibitions or
performances held within the limits
of the City Of Fargo.
Section 3. Penalty. If any person
shall violate any OF the provisions OF
this ordinance, he shall, upon convic-
tton thereof, be punished by q fne not
to exceed one hundred dollars
(S100, 00) or imprisonment not to ex-
cead three months. or both such fine
and Imprisonment, in the discretion
of the Court.
ALEX STERN,
President Board OF commissioners,
OF the City OF Fargo. North Dakota
First reading: April ~, 1918.
Final passage: May 1, 1918.
Published: May g., 1918.
Attest.
Al. r. WATKINS,
(City Of Fargo Seal) City Auditor.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

of the Fire Department, Assistant
Chief of the Fire Department, the
Health Oficer. City Weigher, Police
men and Police Magistrate. Amend
Ing Section Is of Ordinance No. $50,
passed June 8, 1913.
Be it ordained by the Board Of City
Commissioners of the City of Fargo:
Section H. That Section Is OF oEdi-
nance number 800, passed June 3, 1913,
be, and the same is hereby AMENDED
to read as follows: :,
Section 49,. The city weigher shall
give bond in the sum Of fifteen hun
bred dollars (S1500.00l and shall re-
ceive a salary of one thousand twenty
dollars (S1020.o0) per annum. payable
monthly.
take effect and be in force ten days
from and after its final passage, and
the publication OF the title ana penal
ty clauses thereof.
ALEX STERN,
President Board Commissioners.
city of Fargo. North Dakota.
First reading: April IL. 1918. s.
Final passage: May /, 1918.
Published: May 8, 1918.
Attest:
A. r. WATKINS,
Getty of Fargo SeaD City Auditor.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

he swung the wounded man over his
back and retraced his way to the
American lines under hail OF fire,
hut not before he also had picked ip
the severed Leg.
Officers OF his regiment, in reiate
Ing the details of the incident, said
that when he finally got out Of the
zone of fire ne had traversed many
hundred Yards with his human burr
den. He deposited the man In an
advanced dressing station and was
asked:
why did you bring back the leg rs
Oh, he replied, as he took 1t fronl
under his arm though Won might
be able to DO sonethiYla with it.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03
Want Ad Rates
And Rules Generating TnRertlOn OF
Advertising Under the
CiagBlfleat1oRBs
one Cent q word each @

one Cent a Word each In-
seEGlon. b
91.0O per lime per month
Minimum Charge 28Cs
No c1airvoyant. fortune teller, mat
rimoniai or doubtful advertising ao-
cepted We reserve the right to re-
ject any copy submitted.
No display lines, cut or black poL-
ders will be run under classihcations
and all ads must conform to the typo
graphical restrictions.
Advertisements must be ordered 1or
definite number Of insertions. no
still forbid" copy will be inserted
Out-oE-town orders must be accom-"
panied by the cash to insure prompt
Insertion.
TELEPHONE YOUR WANT ADS
Want ads will be accepted over tne
telephone from bona hde telephone
Subscribers but are payable the same
day when our collector calls. This ~
service and we expect
prompt payment.
CLOSING TIME--All copy for. In
sertion the same day must reach US
not later than IL o'clock noon.
TELEPHONE 1895.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

IN the matter Of the Estate of Chas.
III Sundberg, Deceased:
Notice is hereby given by the I'M
dersigned, Annie u. Anderson. Execu-
triy of the Last WilI3f Chas. d Sund--
berg, late OF the City Of Fargo, In the
County of Cass and State of North
Dakota, deceased, to the creditors of,
and ali persons having claims against.
said deceased, to exhibit them with
the necessary vouchers, within six
months. after the first publication Of
this notice, TO said Exeeutrix at the
0fFice OF A. w Fowler. her resident
agent, No. It's Broadway. In the City OF
Fargo in said CAss County.
Dated May Iaf, AZ ID. 1918.
ANNIE II ANDERSON.
Executrix,
First publication on the 3fd day Of
Nay. a. ~. 1873
6A1ay 3-10-17-24, 1850
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

One of the most conspicuous acts.
Of bravery yet recorded among tlle
American forces in France goes to-
the credit OF an American soldier
az German ancestry. 1T was through
his fearIessness under fire and his
devotion to his friend that the latter
ifs now commissioning in q hospital,
while the ca srflan- American himself
has won All enyiable position with
his whole regiment
III 81 recent raid hx Americans one
American soldier was aif by she'll
are Knee. His German AYlaIica5I
fofaY aespfte the heavy fire.
ntonned and na0esa tlrntqueta Then
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

6
Along West side Of Lot A, Block 20.
Along North and South sides Of Lots
4, and 8, Block 50. tRepair.)
In Kirkhan's End Add. City of
Fargo:
Along the West side Of Lots Is to
10 inc, Block 10.
Along the South side OF Lots and
Along Along the The west side Of Lots i. IT..
Island 10, Block IL: -,
Northern Pacific Right Of Way. City
Along East side Of shotwell Green
Along East side OF Lots 2. 3, 4, and
6, Block A. lRepair.
Along North side OF Lot !. Block A.
Grsat Northern Right Of way, city
Along west side Of Broadway,
Broadway and 9Th Ave.
And have directed the CITY Az. AIaitos
provided by law, to construct sucn1
Sidewalk in front OF or along SAID
premises which are owned or occupied
by you respectively, at your own ex-
Now. therefore, you and each
of you are hereby notified and
required to construct such SideWalk
In front OF. or along as above SCI
(
scribed, which are owned by you, sub
1ect to the approval OF the Street Com
and In strict accordance
with specifications FOR the same set
forth in an ordinance entitled, An
Ordinance Prescribing the Kind and
Quality of Materials OF which. and the
Manner in which, Sidewalks Shall be
published March 20,
1915, and amendments thereto, at your
own expense, within thirty days after
the date of this notice; and IL YOU fall
to so construct the same, such side
walk will be constructed by the CON
tractor employees by the City for that
purpose, and the expense thereon will
be assessed against said premises,
You are required by said ordinance
before commencing work on such
Sidewalk to make application to the
City Engineer for line and grade Of
walk and for permit to construct
the same.
dated, Fargo, N. D., May 3. 1918.
A. r. WATKINS,
City Auditor, City OF Fargo. NJ. y.
(ALay 3-1O. 1879
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03
nrdinnnce 40. AK2.

An Ordinance fixing the bond and
salary OF the Board of City Commits
sioners, the City Auditor, the City AS
SCISSOR the City Attorney, the City
Treasurer, the City Engineer. the
Street Commissioner, the Chief OF Po-
lice, the Captain of Police, the Chief
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03
No. 4R4

An Ordinance to license and regu-
late all keepers of Intelligence or en-
ployment offices as well as all persons
doing the business of seeking employ
ment for others, or procuring or fur
nishing employees for others.
Section IL. Penalty. If any person
shall violate any of the provisions OF
this Ordinance, he shall, upon convie--
ton thereof, be punished by fine not
to exceed one hundred dollars
(S100.00) or imprisonment not to ex-
coed three months, or both such fine
and Imprisonment, in the discretion
of the court.
ALEX STERN,
President Board OF Commissioners
of the City of Fargo. N. d.
First reading: April IL, 1918.
Final passage: May l, 1918.
Published: May 8, 1918.
Attest:
A. r. WATKINS,
Getty Of Fargo seaD City Auditor.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03
narIer anS oat nTuflns.

AAASf SaAAU OsNA 1ANAHAAbs
One and one-half cups barley -four,
three quarter cup ground ro4led cats.
one cup milk or water, one tablespoon
drippings, two tablespoons syrup, four
teaspoons baking powder, two eggs,
ents together and add the liquid, egg
slightly beaten, fat and syrup. Com
bine with just as little mixing as pos
sible. This will make "a small mullins.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

GREAT BARGAIN-16O acres wire
be put in fax and barley this year;
one good crop pays for land: good
house and granary. both painted; fine
well Of water and fair barn; on main
with bank, several stores, elevators,
and best OF markets; price 81 900 haiG
cash. Write J. B. Streeter. Devils
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03
REAL ESTATE.

FINE RU7ff ScrS6roSm 6oGSe conn., sfszz
ly furnished, for sale at a sacrifice:
house can be purchased with or with
out furniture. Address SO, care Forum.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03
HELP WANTED--FE8EALMs
tC0nfinued.1

WANTED-Girl for general house.
work. 425 9th Ave. s..
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

GIRL for general housework. Mrs.
Corrigan, 1908 End ave. s.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

for general house
work. Mrs. o. j. Hanson.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03
FOR Observation-Disclosures.
(CQnHfnued.l

FOR sALE-s0-galfon water tank,
with heater, suitable for barber shop
or fiat. Phone 65s, or address bl4 9Th
st. N, Fargo.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

WANTED-Girl or woman for farm.
Inquire at SO LIST Ave. N, upstairs.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03
FOR RENT-R0UsEs AND FLATS
lCOntTnuea.l

FURNISHED FLAT for rent. Phone
20o5-W.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

ONE imported Percheron stallion.
weight 1000. and 2 3-year-oldB for
sale. j. Cudd, Mapleton, ". D. y
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

FOR SALB-Frame garage. located on
south side; can easily be moved;
less than price of materials. Address
| So, care Forum.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

for general house
work. 401 4th St. s., Moorhead.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

MODERN, 5-room cottage, close in.
Phone 1917.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03
FOR AENT--nOOAESs
SC0ntlnBed.l

FURNISHED RooMs-1o5 Attn st. N.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

TWO AND 3-ROOM furnished hats
for rent. Phone 1923.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

TWO furnished, modern rooms; gen
tIemen preferred. Phone 234o-W.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

WE'LL FURNISHED ROOM for rent
25 8th st. n. s.> -.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

ALIL-MODERN, furnTsned room; SO
month. Phone 1861. 1ll5i 9Th
Ave. N
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

NICELY furnished rooms, reasonable,
close to Fargo side. Phone 2TS3-W,
Moorheatl.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

SIX-ROOM, modern house, oil 10th st.
s. Inquire 921 10th st. s.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

FOR RENT-Four-room new bunga-
low. all modern. 1895 4th Ave. N.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

LARGE ROOM WIN sqngfe beds:
also large. airy, front room. Phone
2040-J.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-05-03

WANTED -CompetenC girl for gener-
al homework. 921 eth st. s. Phone
sb28-W. .- ~ ...
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1918-06-08
WOMEN RUN OWN EXCHANGES
Much Expense Is Attached to Conduct
ing These Praiseworthy Enter
prises In Many Cities.

The general management OF ex-
changes Is about the same, wherever
situated, says a writer in the Woman's
Home Companion. A room or shop Is
provided for the reception and display
of women's work, with paid saleswom-
en- to conduct the exchange on a busi-
ness basis, competent bookkeepers reg
istering goods received and keeping ac-
curate accounts of sales and moneys
due to c~onsieAors.
It is obvious that such an organiza-
ton, ever on a small scale. is an ex-
pensive undertaking and the items OF
rent, salaries, coal, lights. stationery,
wrappings, telephone and postage COM
prise a formidable expense account,
which should justly be borne by those
who benefit from its maintenance. The
revenues to meet expenses are OBJ
tanned In three ways. First, by q small
annual fee of from So to S. from each
consignor whose work is accepted; sec.
ond, by a stipulated commission OF
from 10 per cent to Is per cent, &C
cording to the size and location Of the
exchange, which is deducted from all
sales; and third, from the dues Of the
board of managers and their personal
donations.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1918-06-08
Describing Happiness.

There are thousands Of short story
writer's and minor poets who can dead
very effectively with battlefelds,
slums, maniacs, shipwrecks, disease
and a thousand forms Of human de-
generacy, observes the New York In
dependent, but they are incapable of
making their characters happy with
out making them bored-and the read
er likewise. The pessimist declares
that evil. suffering and villainy are the
natural materials Of literature be-
cause they are the fundamental real
tiles of life and happiness is only a
mirage which disappears as one APP
pr0aches 1t. The only trouble With
this theory Is that it isn't SO. We
know plenty Of people who have been
happy, though W. have yet to meet
the first Of them who could describe
how 1t felt.