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The Washington herald., 1918-04-28
"TANKERS" WANTED
TO RIDE TO BERLIN

New York. April 27.-"Don't walk
to Berlin; ride in the tanks" is the
slogan being used to get 1000 Unit
ed States tank corps recruits here
Men from IS to As years are ac-
ceptable and se1ective registrants
skilled in motor driving and me-
chanics may obtain permission to en-
ter the corps.
The Washington herald., 1918-04-28
Clutch LubricatiOn.

One of the most commonly neglected
parts of the car, SO far as fabrication
goes, is the clutch operating mechan-
ism. In the case of disc clutches run
ming in oil, the fabrication of the
thrust collar AID the lever operating it
is automatic. BU vHh clutches mat
do not operate in d, In of oil the
thrust collar and lever require oiling
by hand. The service OF these parts
is exacting and frequent fabrication
of the ball thrust bearing and Of the
end of the lever which actuates it is
necessary. Furthermore the bearing
of the clutch pedal and the pins which
secure the clutch operating Iinkage
should be frequently fabricated.
The Washington herald., 1918-04-28
Some Practical Hints
:. For Motorist

directly proportional to the weight
of the vehicle and the radius of the
curve and proportional to the square
of its velocity. IL the power is ap-
piled in rounding a curve the tend
ency to rip of the tires Is further
aggravated by the backward drag
due to traction. II the clutch is
released. however, that factor is
eliminated and the strain is thereby
reduced.
The Washington herald., 1918-04-28
Pump PrecautIou.

Motorists who use one of the hand
pumps will do well to give the pump a
few strokes before attaching it to the
valve. This blows out any grit or other
foreign matter that may be clinging to
the pump valve. preventing their find
ing their way into the inner tube.
The Washington herald., 1918-04-28
DecIutching at Corners.

While it is a wise precaution to
throw out the clutch when round
ing a sharp corner. it alsn has a
beneficial effect upon the tires.
Whenever the car tends to skid. due
to it's detection from straight
course, a cross strain is brought to
bear on the tire trends. which is
The Washington herald., 1918-04-28
Caring for Hub Cans.

When putting the car in commits
sion for the year and every month
during the running season, the hub
caps should be thoroughly cleaned
out, all the grease and verdigris re-
moved, after which the caps should
be repacked with fresh grease. 1t
is also well to clean out the hubs
and bearings. washing them thor
oughly with gasoline so that dirt
and grit will be dislodged. When
this has been done the moving parts
should be again fabricated, the hub
caps put back in place and the car
can be driven without fear of i'm
properly fabricated axles.
The Washington herald., 1918-04-28
OIL for Small Parts.

The brake mechanism seldom gets
the fabrication 1t deserves. Oil is
required on the pins supporting the
brake shoes and upon the bearing
points of the cams or toggle
mechanism. which actuates the
brakes. These parts usually depend
for fabrication on the hand oil can.
Beginning at the operating lever.
every joint in the brake rod needs
occasional oiling. as do the bear
ings of the compensating shaft.
The Washington herald., 1918-04-28
Wiring Chart.

1t may not be out OF order to sug-
gest to the new car owner that one
of the tools" that should always
be carried in the car is the chart
of the wiring system. Without this
he may find himself in difficulties
with the electrical system. that will
be almost impossible to locate.
The Washington herald., 1918-04-28
Change oil.

This is the season when the own
er of a car should replenish oil in
all compartments. engine. clutch
gearset and rear axle. The COM
partments should be flushed out
with kerosene before the new oil
is installed.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
CANT AL BEsCoLLEGE MEN
Pithy Remark Credited BY Andrew
Carnegie TO Seif-Made Nan With
Limited Education.

Andrew Carnegie, complimented one
day at his Scottish castle on his gifts
to the cause of education, said to a
young lady: S
There's nothing so pathetic as the
self-made man who is conscious of his
lack Of education. These poor fellows
seem to think that everybody Is edu:
Gated but themselves.
Once, in a smart New York res
taurant, / heard. a man with a diamond
horseshoe pin say ,hoarsely Q g
waiter:
.sshoYe over that there chande-
:lier.' az
ut isn't a chandelier, SIR said the
waiter, as he obeyed, it's a cruet.'
aTlie man with the diamonds blushed.
brick red.
well, never mind what she is;
shove her over, he said. We amt all
been to college,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
ONLY ONE CAUSE FOR WORRY
Detection Put Up by obIiging Chem.
list Removed All Other Troubles
From His Customer.

Rashuns was feeling uncomfortable
as he trudged home in the rain. Sud.
denly he heard a laugh behind him
anG curious to know who could feel
hilarious in such weather, he turned
around and recognized Simpson, who
was keeping dry with the aid Of an
umbrella.
Suppose you're laughing because
I've forgotten my umbrella" growled
Kashuns.
mo, no! Come under and TIL tell
YOU" said Simpson. st have just
heard about Mason. He went to a
chemist and said to the man.: Give
me something that will Danish from
my mind the thought of sorrow and
bitter recollections.' That chemist
must have been an obliging chap, for
he made up q dose of quinine, epson
salts. NORWOOD and a little castor oil
FOR Mason to take, and the poor old
clap can't think OF anything now ex-
cem new schemes for getting the taste
put Of his mouth"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
Watch Your Stomach
In Hot Weather
a Cool, Sweet, Strong Stomach Your Best Safe
guard Against Summer Sickness

"Keep your stomach in good work
Ing order during the hot summer
months and you viii have little to fear
in the way of sickness the advice
many physicians give as hot weather
approaches.
Good, sound, common sense advisp.
too. For very frequently, and especial
ly in hot weather, these common stora-
ach disorders which 30 many people
seem to regard as of minor temperance,
do open the way for serious flness.
So keep your stomach sweet, cool
and comfortable oil summer long. The
extra val work change of diet-poi-
cons that come with hot w~eether--all
mt US n the stomach. The strongest
stomach will need help this summer as
never before.
The n easy way if you have the
right remedy is to rid the stomach of
200 much acid. Because it. superaGid-
ity that interferes with digestion and
assimilation, and this causes about
o., those stomach miseries you are 90
familiar with-heartburn food-rerpat-
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15

ing, indigestion, sour, gassy stomach
and that miserable, bloated, puffed-up
condition after eating.
Now here is good news. An easy.
sure relief has been found to get rid Of
the harmful acidity and gases In the
stoYnache It Is called EATONIC. a
good tasting compound that you eat
Just like candy. A tablet or two OF
EATONIC after meals will work won
ders. You can have no idea of what
sure, quick comfort EATONIC brings
until you do try it. Use EATON1G
after your meals, enjoy a good appetite.
and get full strength from fhe food You,
eat. At the same time protect your
self from summer stomach and bowel
miseries.
Get a big pox Of EATONIC from
your druggist today. He will tell YOU
that people who have used EATONIC
cay that they never dreamed that any
thing could give such quick and Won
derful results. 1t costs only SOC a box
and if it fails in any way, your drug
gist, who you know and trust, will re-
turn your money.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
The Robins Quarters.

At the country home Of George G.
King. on Pine lake. q robin has built
its nest in a corner Of the lattice
which covers n pump. within looking
and reaching distance Of anybody who
goes for water.
With some friends from town who
visited the place a few days ago was
a little girl who was much aston.
ished ut what she saw.
Stepping outside tho lattice the lit.
tie girl waved a hand ct her mother
and called:
"Oh, conn here, mother. and see
where they keep their robin
Youngstown Telegram.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
May Ration Tobacco.
From the fIew YORK Times,

From the fieW York Times.
Government control of the tobacco IN
dustry OF tho United States ma result
from the heavy requirements of the allies
End the American military forces abroad.
Isationing of the American population is
believed to be a possibility.
The war industries board announced
recently that It has been conducting an
ments abroad and the quantity hat could
be conserved In this country to meet the
situation. 1t estimate s hat approximately
two-thirds. OF the leaf tobacco raised In
this country IN 1917 will be available for
American manufacturers. Out Of this
must como cigaret and pipe tobacco for
troops not yet overseas and exports OF
manufactured tobacco, in addition to
ciearets and tobacco purchased here for
Belgium.
The crop in 1911 was 1885, eco, 600 pounds.
OF this the board estimates tina $50, O00, coo
POUNDS will be available this year for
Tinted States manufacturers while 34e,-
coco pcrgds of leaf will be available
for export to the allies.
Tobacco Issued to the military forces of
Great Britain, France and Italy amounts
TO approximately l59, 600. COO pounds a year.
Britain and France each alIot 40 per cent
of their entire consumption to the army
and navy, while Italy allows her military
forces 40 per cent. The total yearly con
sumption OF the entire population of these
countries. the board estimates at 1897, 600, 01O
pounds, or Al, 600, 900 more thai this coun-
try is able to export.
England, France m Italy are now
chiefly dependent on imports from the
United States, as their Imports from other
tobacco growing countries have been
materially reduced through lack OF hip
ping and inability to import from Turkey
and Bulgaria.
OF the tobacco consumed by the italian
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
Now Names Are Changed.

'NH I"S10'
Who Was Who2" Is the suggested title
Tor a new book to contain the names Of
all persons who nave changed their
names. A new publication will do that in
England. II the-work is carried Jack far
enough it will be found that scarcely a
name has survived the wear and tear OF
time. Some of the changes are inten-
tional. like our daily applications in court,
tut most Of them are due to bad spoilers
or poor pronunciation and phonetic SPELL
ing to express the errors Of ~pronuncia-
ton. Our Dutch ancestors had q habit
CT cutting off everything that went down
to and including the VAN The name
"Burch' was originally Birch" and
meant the man who lived by the birch
tree. 1t is a curious on this
new book that the London newspaper
editor who is putting it out has juggled
his own name after the English custom
waen taking a title.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
GOODBYE BACKACHE KIDNEY
AND BLADDER TROUBLES

For centuries all over the world
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM OIL has at
forded relief in thousands upon thou
sands Of cases Of lame back, lumbago,
sciatica, rheumatism, gallstones. grav-
ell and all other affections Of the kid
neys, liver, stomach, bladder and al
lied organs. It acts quickly. It does
the work. It cleanses your kidneys
and puri1es the blood. It makes q
new man, a new woman, Of you. It
frequently wards Off attacks of the
dread and fatal diseases of, the kid
neys. It often completely cures the
distressing diseases Of the organs Of
the body allied with the bladder and
kidneys. Bloody or cloudy urine, sed-
iment, or "brickdust" indicate an I'M
healthy condition.
Do not delay a minute IL your back
aches or you are sore across the loins
or have difficulty when urinating. Go
to your druggist at once and get a
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
Antarctic sea leopard, weddell sea

Antarctic sea leopard, Weddell seal
and penguin oil may one day nave a
place in world commerce. Samples OF
these oils sent to tha4mpeTtal Institute
In London by Sir Douglas Mawson for
the Australasian Antarctic expedition,
have been pronounced of good quality
and capable OF being utilized for the
purpose to which commercial seal and
whale oils are applied. for soap making,
leather dressing. burning, etc. The Lon
don Chamber Of Commerce Journal re-
marks that there would doubtless be
a ready sale for consignments of n
of these oils at about the current price
of whale and seal oils If they should
befome available in commercial quaint
ties.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
Camouflaces Letter.

From the Portland Orgonian.
1t is well known that the Germans corn
pei prisoners of war to praise the treat.
ment they receive and permit no letters
to pass which contain complaints, but ane
American prisoner evaded their viSila nee
when he wrote to hts parents the follew-
Ing apparently laud3 :ory letter: I'VE are
having the very best treatment. The Ger
mans provide us wi h the best Of every
thing. We could net be better treated il
we were with our 'wn people. There is
only one thing we ctsdld wish for, and that
is to be at Lakewood park" Lakewood
park is a cemetery,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15

box Of imported GOLD MEDAL Haar
lem Oil Capsules They are pleasant
and easy to take. Each capsule CON
tains about q dose of five drops
Take them Just like you would amp
pill. Take a small swallow Of water
If you want to. They dissolve In the
stomach, and the kidneys soak up the
oil like q sponge does water. They
thoroughly cleanse and wash out the
bladder and kidneys and throw of the
Inflammation which Is the cause Of
the trouble. They VIII quickly relieve.
those stiffened joints, that backache..
stone ) rragel. la 'brek9us te'a stcl T gns,,
art an effective remedy for all dis
eases Of the bladder, kidney, liver.
stomach and allied. organs. Yonr
druggist will cheerfully refund your
money IL you are not satisfied after a.
few days s Accept only the pure:
original GOLD MEDAL HARLEM OH
Capsules. None other genuine.-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
Fiery Red Pimnies

Ahot bath with uticura Soap followed
by an application Of Cuticura Oint-
ment to distressing eczemas, ETC.,
proves their wonderful properties. For
free samples address "Cuticura, Dept.
<, Boston," At druggists and by mail
Soap %, Ointment % and 5O.-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
Too Much Fire Proof Coal,

From the New York Herald.
The fuel administrator has revoked the
federal license OF a coal dealer charged
with selling for ships coal unsuited FOR
use IN the war zone. Similar action taken
by our authorities with respect to domes-
&C fuel would cause a wholesaIa decrease
of the slate and other fireproof material i,
contains.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
WATER CoLoRED BY PLANTS
Interesting Discovery the Result of
Tests Made by Scientists Of
Harvard University.

That many marine plants sea
water to become alkaline when ex-
posed to sunlight is definitely proved
through interesting experiments de-
sised by w. +. V. Osterhout and A. r.
G. Haas of the laboratory of plant
physiology, Harvard university.
These gentlemen have found a way
20 measure accurately the increased
s%lkalinity. Without going into details,
it may be said that this consists in inn
Elerslng a green seaweed in a glass
tube OF salt water to which q few
drops OF phenopthalein have been add
I'd. After exposure to sunlight. the
water turns pink, and the degree Of
pini1ess, measured by matching
against the colors Of a series Of tubes
containing the same concentration Of
Indicator in a. series Of buffer so1u-
lions" of known alkalinity. gives the
quantity OF alkali produced by the ac-
lion OF the sunlight.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
Missed the Kaiser.

AERO from Louisiana supposed
whenSAe reached the training camp
that he was already "at the front"
Say, boss" he asked an officer,
where's dat Teller day calls the kali
ser? Use been here six weeks an I
ain seen him."-Exchange.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
Wouldn't Take = Chance.

From the Peoples Home Journal.
why don't you get out and hustle.
Hard work never killed anybody. re-
marked the philosophical gentleman tc
whom Rastus applied for a little oh arity.
you're mistaken dar, boss" replied
Rastus; "I'ce lost fouh wives dat way"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
The Candidate.

II am q candidate for your ll.nd."
Every good. How much allowance
do you propose to allct me. who is to
do the cooking and what is to be your
attitude toward my family? In short
what's your PLATFORM
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
Who're He Started.
from the pittshnreh

From tho Pittsburgh Leader.
When 1 came to this town, everything
I had was tied UP In a red bandanna,"
said the old citizen.
and now" asked his interviewer.
"And now, everything I've got in the
world is tied down with mortgages"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
Since You Went Away.

Since You Went Away.
Since you went away. every cay sailor
lad,
Every khaki clad soldier / SOS,
Has a Llace in my heart. and a share in
my thoughts
And belongs, just a little. to me,
He's a ccr1rade OF yours, and is bearing
his share
OF the burden hat rests upon you.
Both are doing the task which a nation
has set
Tor its glorious manhood to do.
Since you went away. every fold of the
flag
Has a message that's tender and true,
1t has always meant liberty. freedom and
right,
1t now means my country-and you.
Your honor Is part Of the deep azure
Your courage, of zach crimson bar,
And the soul of you. shining. resplendent
and clear,
Is a part Of each beautiful star.
Allison Brown, in the Metropolitan
Magazine.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15

women"-Mrs. JOHN KoPPELMANN. r.
No. 1, Mclean, Nebraska.
This famous root and herb remedy.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, has been restoring women of
America to health for more than forty
years and it will well pay any woman
who suffers from displacements, In
hammation, liberation, Irregularities,
backache, headaches, nervousness or
''the blues' to give this successful
remedy q trial.
For special suggestions in regard to
your ailment write Lydia E. Pinkham
Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass. The result
Of its long experience is at your service.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
In the Tolls.

He (watching another couple)II
suppose he feels that he could not live
without her.
she-Yes, and / don't think he'll
have a chance to find out that he could.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
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l.iAE SOLDIERS n
From the Stars and Stripes.
What are the fe1lr deadly sins

What are the four deadly sins OF
: the soldier?
: A Y. NJ. C. A. man wanted to
know. So he held a QUESTIONABLE
among ONE men who had just
come out of the line. inc repeated
> 1t among other groups who had
just come out OF the line until he
had what he considered a number
sufficient to represent the senti-
ments OF the whole A. e. 4.
And the four cardinal vices were
: not likker. likker, likker and fail
ure to submit to prophylactic treat
7 ment. They were these. in this
: order:
Cowardice. selfishness. stinginess,
: Dragging.
1.-The answers surprised me-" says
= the Y. M. C. A. man. They weren't
the answers I expected. But they
: also delighted me. Did you ever zee
a-finer code Of ethics in all your
: life-for a soldier or anyone else?"
A.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15

army and navy. probably one-thIrd Is
lssued free to the men IN the form of to-
Laeco, cigarets or cigars, but only those
actually at the front or under fire are
allowed free rations Of tobacco. Soldiers
and sailors In the zone Of operations. but
not actually at the front n those cleo,
where, pay for their tobacco.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
It's Fault.

us your new automobile all rsght?,
It's pretty fair, but it will shy at
horses"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15

a Notwithstanding he identified q.
as many kinds OF opinions as he may
need in his business.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15
p!aosd anywhere
atSslcSrErS Ei;fM

attracts Kills
all figs. Ss.t, s,saH.
craaraat:t.i, rnn, o.sissk.
eae- = le-.ra es-s-n-.
MACS o. iae.a., rsr trills
or sip ossi Tii Ent an:E
or i;ijare a.,yiiiis-. Guar
nt,ss-sslecslf,. sesths
dealers. or 6 .stlt i;y ~
rr. prsas.a Ia f..ei-
Y :. -..., u. fs.-
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15

Smile, smile, beautiful clear white
clothes. Red Cross Ball Blue, American
made, therefore best. All grocers. Adv
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1918-08-15

Mclean, Neb.-"I want, to recon-
mend Lydia q. Pinkham,s Vegetable

10 IL
women who suffer
from any functional
disturbance, as it
has done me more
than all the
Doctors medicine.
Since taking 1t /
have q fine healthy
baby girl and have
gained health and
strength. My hus-
band and / both
praiae yol1r med.