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The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-12-26
President and Mrs Wilson Wildly Received by the PeO-
pie of LOndon-Berlin Seethng i'm RiOtous Scenes in
Which Soldiers and Sailors Participate
ITALY'S LOSSES IN THE GREAT
WAR NEARLY THREE MILLIONS

Great Naval Parade in New York Harbor of the Return
ing Battle Feet-Secretary Daniels and Hundreds
of Thousands of Americans Welcome the Soldiers
Home Again.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-12-26
WEATHER

Fair tonight and Friday colder.
Evening journal., 1918-11-23
PROCLAMATION
PROCLAMATION
I DELAWARE,
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.
JOHN G. TOWNSEND. JR..

EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.
JOHN G. TOWNSEND, JR..
- A., Governor OF the State
10 az Persons 20 Whom These Presents
Shall Come. Greeting:
c. " hEkEAS, An election was held In the
state OF Delaware, on Tuesday, the fifth
uay oI November, In the year OF our Lord,
mat being the Tuesday next after the first
snionday In said month. IN pursuance Of the
Sonstitution and Laws OF the State OF
OF a State Treasurer OF the State OF Dela-
ware.
AND WHEREAS The official certificates
or returns OF the said election held In the
several counties Of the said State having
1een duly received and examined by the
1overnor Il appears from them that the
votes IN said county respectively for such
State treasurer were cast as follows
Evening journal., 1918-11-23
PROCLAMATION
STATE OF DELAWARE,
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMEN
TnrTN - unFVNCEN-n III

STATE OF DELAWARE.
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT
JOHN G.. TOWNSEND. JR..
Governor OF the State.
To All Persons 20 Whom These Presents
Shall Come. Greeting:
WHEREAS An election was held In the
State OF Delaware, on Tuesday. the 9th
day Of November In the year OF our Lord,
one thousand nine hundred and eighteen,
that being the Tuesday next after the FIRST
Monday In said month. I'm pursuance Of
the Constitution of the United States and
the Constitution and Laws OF the state Of
Delaware, in that behalf for the election of
a Representative for the people Of the said
State, in the Sixty-sixh Congress OF the
United States.
AND WHEREAS. The official certificates
or returns Of the said election. held In the
several counties Of the said State, having
been duly received and examined by the
Governor II appears from them that the
votes In the said counties respectively for
such representative were cast as follows,
to-Wlt:
Evening journal., 1918-11-23
BAN LIFTED ON
BUILDING TRADE
Materials Released, Work
Will Proceed on Many
City Buildings
NEW MULLIN
STORE OCCUPIED

With the lifting OF the restrictions
and curtailments on building and con-
struction by the War Industries Board,
making possible the immediate resump-
tion Of work on an unlimited scale,
local builders are making preparations
TO speed up the work that has been
suspended for months, and TO proceed
on structures that have not been started
because Of the wartime ban.
Building in this city will go on with
zest, now that the ban has been lifted.
Work has had to be suspended on many
buildings throughout the city and Is
many months behind time. Contractors
will now be able TO push TO compile
tion these jobs. Again, plans for build
ings have been drawn by architects but
let lie unmaterialized because Of the
building restrictions. A vast number
OF these proposed buildings viii b.
gotten under way now. Architects are
already getting out these plans from
their resting place OF months.
Work has been started by Charles II.
Tindall and Son, contractors, on altera-
llOus " tic ltcluGlNb VI Ala4p4A btIAf -No
iiii Van Buren street. The plans were
prepared by Roscoe Cook Tindall.
Building OF the garage for DR.. Samuel
g. Ebert, southwest corner Tenth and
French streets, has been delayed only
slightly. The ground floor OF the garage
in the form Of a basement, has been
built up.
On the site OF the old Avenue Theatre,
at Tenth and Tatnall streets. there has
been erected a large billboard. Work
on the alterations to buildings in that
section. made necessary by the widen
ing OF the avenue, has been virtually
completed.
Now that the building ban IS lifted
work on the construction OF the Globe
restaurant, southeast corner Tenth and
Tatnall streets, will likely be resumed. |
Construction OF the restaurant was sus-
pended several months ago.
The addition 10 the Mullin store, |
Sixth and King streets, has been I'm !
ished and is now being occupied.
Evening journal., 1918-11-23
CITY AND SUBURBAN HOMES
BUSINESS AND INVESTMENT
PROPERTIES AND EARNS

7 NOI EN lEO AMI .TAhmc
South Broome street, rooms bath. two
porchea, bot water heat, 5000.
Near Thirtieth and Market SITS, 9 rooms.
bath, porch, heater, gas and electric. $500
south Wilmington, good location, nine
rooms, bath, porch. hot water heat, S3100.
West Sixth ST.. 10 rooms. bath, porch.
heater, 50 600.
North Clayton St.. rooms. bath. porch.
west Sixth ST.. detached. u rooms. two
baths ! porches, heater gas and electric;
East side. Il rooms. bath and heater; Let
37.6xiO5. Good location. $500.
Near Iwenty-ninth and Washington ets,
modern, rooms, bath two porches, hot
water heat. Price very reasonable.
West Twenty-sixth street. near Market.
2 rooms, bath. gas and electric; hot water
store west side, 10 rooms. bath. porch.
heater. gas and electric
East side, Z rooms. Rent $40. Price
81 500. A good buy.
Eastlake section, rooms; lot s51l2o.
Suburban home on Philadelphia pike. IL
rooms, bath, two porches, hot water heat.
Fruit one acre land View Of river,
Farm. nne country home. s-room dwell
Ing. bath. three pOrches. hot water heat.
electric lights ample outbuildings, 10 acres
land, considerable fruit and shrubbery. one
half acre asparagus. near Wilmington and
only i've minutes walk from trolley,
Ashley, 8 rooms. bath. porch. gas ard
electric heater. lot 55Ki10 This property
Is practically new. Possession 80 days,
81. 200.
is acres, y miles from Wilmington.
$500
Stock and grain farm, near Dover. 800
acres. $50 per acre.
i44,acre stock. grain and truck farm, 81
miles from Wilmington and along trolley,
some fruit good dwelling and outbuildings,
large ice house. poultry house. This ie one
OF the most productive farms In Delaware,
and must be seen 20 be appreciated.
Other city and country homes In various
locations. II yOu desire 20 buy or sell, see
US and we VIII try 20 please you
M. w. VAUGHN
Real Estate. Mortgages. Insurance.
Phone 0fS. eif Orange ST
Evening journal., 1918-11-23
AT THE GARRICK.

Herman BecRer will present hls big
musical comedy. BLOW Your Horn" at
the Garrick Theatre next week, as one
OF the features OF an exceptionally
clever holiday bill. There are twelve
pretty girls in the cast and lots OF
music, dancing and comedy, with special
scenic equipment. Nine. Burnell the
Scientific Enigma. another star OF the
varieties. will be seen in the big laugh
ing hit, THE Current Of Fun"
Then there will be the Wilton Sisters,
dainty youthful entertainers; Dlnklnd.
Mccarthy and Everett in the black-face
comedy, How Il Happened;" Bollinger
and Reynolds, in Fun on the Wire; !"
Mcconnell and Austin. IN a cycling nov
city; Wikie Bird, the Hawaiian music
master, and Pathe's Weekly. The bill
IS largely comedy Of the livelIest sort.
Evening journal., 1918-11-23
AT THE PLAYHOUSE.

Arthur Hammerstein. the popular and
well known producer Of "Katinka" and
High Jlnks." viii present at the Play
house Monday evening and Tuesday af-
ternoon and evening his newest comic
opera Somebody's Sweetheart" The
company is now playing in Washington
at the Belasco Theatre and is winning
the excellent approval and praise OF
both press and public. It is a merry,
high spirited comedy with keen and
witty dialogues and delightful dances
and was written by Alonzo Price while
the tuneful music was composed by
Antonio Bafunno.
chorus consisting Of forty pretty
girls VIII interpret the songs and clever
danches OF the opera and have besides
ali the mastery Of the graceful arts well
trained and pleasant voices for the tune
ful lyrics.
Seats are now on sale. Telephone
reservations are cared for.
who Stole the Hat" is the title OF
the newest performance to be given by
Uncle Sans enlisted men. at the Play
house, Thursday. Friday and Saturday,
November 2s, 20 and 30, with a Thanks
giving matinee and a special matinee on
Saturday. The piece Is a musical come
dy conceived and staged by Jack Mason,
and will be presented in limited number
OF cities by the soldiers Of the Aber-
deem Proving Ground. Aberdeen, Md, by
permission OF Colonel William Allen
phillips. commanding offlcer. The tour
VIII start In Wilmington and will in
clude Washington, Baltimore, Philadel-
phia and the Century Theatre, New York
City. Sale OF seats begins on Monday.
Evening journal., 1918-11-23
AT THE MAJESTIC

The first three days Of next week will
see William Farnum at the Majestic In
the perturbation Of Jane Grey's famous
novel. "Rlders OF the Purple Sage" In
this virile drama OF pioneer days In
Utah, Mr.. Farnum portrays the part OF
a western gunman. not OF the vicious
type Of killer. but one who. like a de-
vastating angel, swept through the
countryside Of the early Mormon set
Evening journal., 1918-11-23


election as aforesaid. duly made out,
signed and executed. having been duly de-
liFered 20 the Governor BY the Superior
Court OF said counties, and the Governor
having examined said returns as aforesaid,
and enumerated and ascertained the num-
Der or votes for each and every candidate
or person voted for, for such State Treas
nrer, the result appears assfollows TO wit:
whole number OF votes for Francis
"a. oopef ss.s.......s.......... 1928
Whole number OF votes for George
"a. flsher ........s.............. ,6OI
Whole number OF votes for Charles
Now. therefore. I, John G. Townsend. Jr'.
Governor Of the State OF Delaware, do here
by declare that George NJ. Fisher has re-
ceived the highest vote az the election
aforesaid, and therefore has been and Is
duly and legally elected the State Treas
urer OF and for the State Of Delaware
GIVEN UNDER MY HAND and
the Great Seal OF the said State.
az Dover. the eighteenth day Of
November, in the year Of our
(SEAL) Lord one thousand nine hundred
and eighteen. and OF the Indepen- |
dence OF the said State, the one /
hundred and fortv-third
JOHN G. TOWNSEND, JR.
By the Governor:
EVERETT c. JOHNSON,
nov23-lt. Secretary OF State.
Evening journal., 1918-11-23
FOR SALE

I4o0 Rodney St. nine rooms. bath
porches, heater. Possession March . 1918.
possession. '
Adams ST. near Eighth, IL r. b. p, II;
hne location for roomers
Monroe Place, near rwenty-nrst ST., 10
* B, 2. II; room for garage; corner
Market Street, near Twenty-si1th; new;
II, B, Il, II 4; large lot
North connen ST. sR, b. p. II; only
$500 cash required Price 5000
sixth St, near Madison. o II, B x37OO
Washington ST., near 18th, r. ID. p
heater; possession 80 days.
Jessup 81, near 22nd. 4, b. p, II; easy
sio.42-4l $. Broome ST.. r. n. p
Monroe ST. near Ninth, 10 r, y. p. III.
gas 1 and electric; good condition. Price
Harrison ST.. near Third. sR. b.. r. H..
gas and electric; good condition.; early
possession.
East Seventh ST.. near Poplar, Q r.. BIZ
Ashley. corner property. large lot house
has X. Il. y, heater, gas and electric
early possession.
Evening journal., 1918-11-23


election for the choice Of Representative
OF and for the said State, In the sixty
sixth Congress Of the United States, 10
aforesaid. duly made out, signed and exc
cuted having been duly delivered 20 the
Governor by the Superior Court Of said
counties and the Governor having exam
ined said returns as aforesaid. and enum-
Grated and nscertained the number OF votes
for nach and every candidate or person
voted for for such Representative. the re-
sult appears as follows 10 wit:
Whole number OF votes for Albert 80 go
whole number OF votes for Caleb
r. Layton ............ s..:..... %AF<-o
Whole number OF votes for William
Now therefore. /. John G. Townsend Jr.,
Governor OF the State Of Delaware. do
hereby declare that Caleb r. Layton has
received the highest vote az the election
aforesaid. and therefore has been and is
duly and legally elected th Representative
OF and for the State OF Delaware In the
Congress OF the United States.
GIVEN UNDER MY HAND and
the Great Seal Of the said State,
at Dover, the eighteenth day OF
November in the year Of our
(SEAL) Lord one thousand nine hundred
and eighteen, and Of the lndepen-
dence OF the said State, the one
hundred and forty-third.
JOHN G.. TOWNSEND, JR.
BY the Governor:
EVERETT C. JOHNSON,
nov23-1t Secretary OF State.
Evening journal., 1918-11-23
FOR SALE

FOR SALE
24O0m Tatnan ST., 6 n. B. p.
2O6 W. lwentyrfourth St. G r, B, p.
$40 W. Twenty-sixth St., r, b. p. II W.
$500 Market ST.. immediate possession.
ll2o Heald ST., r, B, p. II W.
iiO2 Heald St, n, B
725 +. Sixth St, G r, b.
$50 Bennett ST.. Q X. shed.
so Lombard St, II, b.
400 Z. Fourth 81; store. 9 n, b. II W.
5i2 S. Claymont St, II, b.
t117 Lancaster Ave, Il. y:
1902 w. Second St, r., Il.
i635-37 Lancaster Ave, X, b, p.
1S13-15 Lancaster Ave, X, b, =.
1914 w. Second ST.. II, b, r.
l1I7 W. Seventh St, 9 X. Il, p.
s3l 3l-33-35-39 dupont St. 9 r. B. r.
is w. Thirteenth ST., 0 rooms.
Two 6-acre farms, close 20 city.
Two 21-acre farms.
William Kitchen
1923 Washington ST.
Rents Collected. Fire Insurance.
Evening journal., 1918-11-23
REAL EsTATE-FOR RENT.
PROCLAMATION.
PROCLAMATION
STATE OF DELAWARE.
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT
JOHN G. TOWNSEND, JR.,
Govarunr ~ tho

STATE OF DELAWARE,
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.
JOHN G. TOWNSEND, JR.,
Governor Of the State.
To All Persons TO Whom These Presents
Shall Come, Greeting;
WHEREAS, An election was held In the
state OF Delaware, on Tuesday, the nth
day OF November, In the year OF our Lord,
one thousand nine hundred and eighteen,
that being the Tuesday next after the hrst
Monday in said month. In pursuance Of the
Constitution Of the United States and the
CONSTITUTION and Laws OF the State OF
Delaware, in that behalf. for the election
OF OF a Senator for the people OF the said
SENATE OF THE UNITED STATES
for the Constitutional term TO commence on
the fourth day OF March, In the year of
our Lord one thousand nine hupdred and
AND WHEREAS. The official certificates
or returns OF the said election, held In the
several counties OF the said state, having
been duly received and examined by the
Governor, II appears from them that the
votes IN the said counties respectively for
such Senator were cast as follows, to-wit;
NEW CASTLE COUNTY.
WIZARD salisbury ................s lsielo
Lewis Helsler Ban .'.'.''......'''' iztso
" imam L. KENT KENT County. '''''''
Willard salisbury ................. 3.Io4
SUSSEX coUNTY. -.
.lar1 saulsoply, NY, '.'''''''''''''''' sga
AND WHEREAS. The said returns Of
the election for the choice Of senator OF
and for the said State, In the Senate OF the
United States. as aforesaid. duly made out,
signed and executed, having been duly de-
lvered 20 the Governor by the Superior
Court Of said counties. and the Governor
having examined said returns as Aforesaid
and enumerated and ascertained the num-
Der Of votes for each aud every candidate
or person voted for. for such Senator, the
result appears as follows, to-wit:
Whole number Of votes for Willard -.
% %sa9lsbuIy, -. ,..' :; ff...ii. -0'ii'
Whole number or votes Tor Lewis - ..
"ho'e cdnnsr nueper OF votes iol .. " ',''a. 40
Now, therefore, I. John @. Townsend,
Jr, Governor OF the State Of Delaware. 10
hereby declare that Lewis Heisler BAH has
received the highest vote az the election
aforesaid and therefore has been and Is
duly and legally elected Senator OF and for
the State Of Delaware. In the Senate or the
United States for the Constitutional term
to commence on the fourth day OF March,
in the year OF our Lord one thousand nine
'-'-'1 GiVEN UNDER MY HAND and
the Great Seal Of the said State.
al Dover. the eighteenth day OF
November, in the year OF our
(SEAL) Lord one thousand nine hundred
and eighteen. and OF the Indepen-
dence Of the saif State. the one
hundred and f0rtv-third.
JOHN G. TOWNSEND. JR.
EVERETT c. JOHNSON,
nOv2s-lt. Secretary OF State.
Evening journal., 1918-11-23
PROCLAMATION
STATE OF DELAWARE,
L. -
JOHN C. TOWNSEND. u JRi. NM
Govoruor ~ fha Cfafp

ENECIIlNE DEBAkTMENT.
JOHN G. TOWNSEND, JR.,
Governor OF the State.
To All Persons 10 Whom These Presents
Shall Come. Greeting:
WHEREAS. An election was held in the
State OF Delaware, on Tuesday. the fifth
day OF November in the year OF our Lord.
one thousand nine hundred and eighteen.
that being the Tuesday next after the first
Monday In said month. In pursuance Of the
Constitution and Laws OF the State OF
Delaware In that behalf for the election
Of an Auditor OF Accounts OF the State Of
AND WHEREAS. The official certificates
or returns OF the said election. held I'm the
several counties Of the said State. having
been duly received and examined by the
Governor. Il appears from them that the
votes In said county respectively. for such
Auditor Of Accounts, were cast as follows,
" NEW CASTLE COUNTY.
Joseph Herman Anderson. 11.270
Daniel Ih9mpson on '.'.'''''''.'''''' l2'6ls 655s
james - HSSST KENT COUNTY. ''''''''' 10
Joseph Herman Anderson. ........... 3,125
""''' SUSSEX coUNTY. '' -"
Joseph Herman Anderson .......... 4.2A
DIISi AND WHEREAS. The said returns Of the
election. as aforesaid. duly made out,
signed and executed. having been duly de-
livered to the Governor by the Superior
Court OF said counties and the Governor
having examined said returns as aforesaid
and enumerated and ascertained the num-
her OF votes for each and every candidate
or person voted for, for such Auditor Of
Accounts. the result appears as follows,
tO-wit:
whole number OF votes for Joseph
Herman Anderson ................ 10 ,23e
Whole number Of votes for Daniel
Thompson ..s..s.ss ....s...s.s @lsotl
ID pO'' THOMSON -. ........... 42s
Now. therefore. I, John G. Townsend. Jr..
Governor OF the State of Delaware, do
hereby declare that Daniel Thompson has
received the highest vote at the election
aforesaid and therefore has been and Is
duly and legally elected the Auditor Of Ac-
counts Of and for the State Of Delaware.
GIVEN UNDER MY HAND and
the Great Seal OF the said State.
at Dover, the eighteenth day OF
November, in the year OF our
(SEAL) Lord one thousand nine hundred
and eighteen. and OF the Indepen-
dence OF the said State the one
hundred and forty-third.
JOHN G. TOWNSEND. JR.
D' ~" EVERETT C. JOHNSON.
nov23-1t. Secretary Of State.
Evening journal., 1918-11-23

Summer cottages at special rates 10
end Of season may now be secured
through the Want Ads.-Adv.
Evening journal., 1918-11-23
AT THE QUEEN.


"Italy's Flaming Front" the massive
motion picture history OF the thwartlng
Of Austrlas recent offensive. comes to
the Queen Theatre for three days OF
next week, beginning Monday. Photo
graphed by the Cinematographic sec
tion OF the Royal Italian Army, the pro-
duction is not only the most complete
record OF actual events on any Of the
fighting fronts. but is far and away the
most dramatic and thrilling presentation
Of warfare that has yet been transferred
TO the screen.
Laughing Bill HYDE" Is the title OF
one OF Rex Beaches greatest picture
and II Will be shown at the Queen for
the last three days Of next week Bill
Hyde is a convict, who wins the regard
and affection Of everyone whom he
meets.
Evening journal., 1918-11-23
Attractions At The City Theatres

tlement and made his name a terror 10
right a great wrong.
Thursday, Friday and Saturday Lila
Lee will be seen in Such a Little
Pirate"
Evening journal., 1918-11-23
John ]. Hanley

GO w. Fourth ST.
d. & A. phone 5i7o.
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shment of regency are heard on all

lishment of a regency are heard on all
sides.
Such is the specific disease from
which William ii is suffering. In
addition it must be remembered that
he inherits tainted blood. Although
the enemies of the emperor have ac-
cused him of follies and excesses that
have injuriously affected his health,
justice would direct that accusation
not against him but against his
ancestors. And that brings us
to the second division of the case
against him-the medical history of
his family.
The story dates back to Catherine
II of Russia, the Messalina of the
north, whose SHAH .efui record stains
the page of history. 1t is as we'll
known as there issany- reason to de-
sire that it should be. She died in
1896, leaving terrible heritage for
her descendants. Her son, Paul l,
was an epileptic and more than half
insane, and was murdered by some Of
the mobiles of his empire. He left
eight children, one of whom, the Prin-
cess Maria, became through marriage
the duchess of Saxe-W -Weimar. Her
daughter, the Princess Augusta, mar
ried the Prussian Prince William, who
afterward became Emperor William /.
AS the Empress Augusta was the
grandmother of the present emperor,
it is not strange that he should have
inherited some of the tainted blood
of her grandmother, Catherine II.
But this is not the only strain of
impurity in his blood. Queen Louise
Of Prussia died from cancer, although
some historians claim that it was con-
sumption. Her son Frederick William
~, King of Prussia, died insane, the
consequence of disease of the ear,
such as the present emperor, his
granddaughter, has. Emperor Fred
erick, the father of William II, died
from a cancer
There is still more taint, however.
Queen Victoria, the grandmother of
the subject of this article, was the
niece of George ", of England. He
was absolutely insane and died under
restraint.
TO sum up, William II has a father,
great uncle, a great-great grand
mother, a great-granduncle a great
grandmother, and great-grand-
father, all of whom died from either
insanity or blood taint. Would any
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AMERICAN SOLDIERS
SHOPPING IN FRANCE

A letter received by a Colville
girl from a member of the expedi-
tionary forces in France, describes
in realistic manner the conversa-
tion of an American soldier trying to
do some shopping in France.
81 had lot of fun doing little
shopping" wrote the soldier. 81
carry little English French and
French English dictionary, and when
/ lamp something want l look it up
in the dictionary, dangle in and pull
off something like this: Bon jour ma
dame, evez vous so-and-sO' or Don
nez moi so-and-so' That usually
starts them off on line of chatter
that's got a mad Chinaman skinned
mile. look things over while they
talk, slip in 'Oui' every time they
pause for breath so as not to appear
ignorant: and as soon as l can locate
exactly what I want l hold it up,
point to it to avoid any misunder-
standing, and say 'Combien?' Some
times l can't quite get just what they
say, but can always get the approx
innate value and then give 'em big
enough piece of money so that they'll
have to make change. They think
l understand 'em and don't try to
short-change me.
"The French soldiers here are cer-
tainly fond of the Americans. The
Trenches are not in the army for
the money, that's cinch. They
get rs centimes (about five cents) a
day behind the lines and a franc and
a half (about 80 cents) while they're
fighting in the front line trenches.
l was out promenading with a
Frenchie just back from the front
Sunday. He had four days leave
and had come here to see his grand
mother who is a refugee from one of
the towns held by the Germans. It's
astonishing how much information
you can get from them by the use of
the dictionary and a little wild wav-
ing of the arms He also told me
that he had been present at some
decorating formality where he had
received French decoration and had
been praised by General Pershing.
"He became very fond of me.
Somehow during our conversation, if
it can be called conversation, he
tipped me off to the fact that he was
flat broke. l can't remember what
he said in French, but | know that's
what he meant. l was feeling par
ticularly generous and then, too, l
hated to have him think he had vast
ed all his love for me, SO gave him
five francs. And right there he
stretched things beyond the limit in
demonstrating his affections. Be-
fore | knew what he was trying to
pull off, he had kissed me on one
cheek and was making a wild scram-
BILE for the other. Believe me, |
called halt right then and there
and taught one little Frenchie how
to shake hands in the proper way.
I've never yet met a human with
whiskers that can pull that kissing
stuff and get away with it"