Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-08-02

defendants. The first testimony
given was that of Officer Chenoweth.
Baron" Neefe acted as tipstaff.
Henry c. Claster was called as the
next witness. followed by Gilbert
Day. who testified that he had help
ed to arrest the prisoners.
thurman was declared insane by
the defendants attorney. He was
adjudsed as deaf and dumb and hav-
ing bats in the belfry." William p.
Miller testified that he didn't know
how to shoot crap or match pennies
| and the jury decided he was not
guilty.
At this moment the judge inter-
vened and sentenced Miller to give
the court two months of free rent.
You Furman, since you sell tires,
must give me an automobile tire"
Mayor Daniel L. Keister was next
hailed before the high tribunal upon
charges of exceeding the speed limit.
The Mayor said he could not drive
n car and that If he could his speed
would be only fifteen miles a week.
so he was acquitted in a few
moments and the court adjourned.
"A representative of the Telegraph
appeared with copies of the latest
edition and for a half hour a recess
was declared while the frivolous
businessmen became serious and
read the war news. Mess call was
sounded and the horde of hungry
hosts swamped the culinary facilities
the cottage. There was clam
Gnowder fresh from the Chesapeake
Day cold Virginia ham, potatoes,
anu as last course, rich, velvety
1Je cream During the meal. A. l..
uoer' matchmaker in the Claster
ycWeiry store played a number of
selectiohs on the organ chimes while
the iunchers sang to his accountant
ment. Bill" Rodgers also niovad
the latest Victor records among
them Smiles" an aIlurinp dance
record. which greatly pleased the
crowd. wy
The Old Days Are Gone
AT the far end of the tabIe no.r
the supply depot a sudden comn,o.
ton was created when il was found
that Lew NJ. Bricker was smolinp a
clgaret. Lew. do Won remerbor
you used to give me the deuce FOR
snioking?" shouted Dutch" Rira
FORGET it! Them days is gone, ="
was BriciSer's replS
| Now, who do Won sunnoso :. 49,
quietest fellow here?" was 'sRiiI,
! Strouse's question. "Russ crIoss,,
came a shout "Nuthin' stirrin,I Its
elther Roy Stetler or Ernest Ennlev {,
said the jovial Charles r. Reclsiev
who contends that his office Train,
ing school is the best in existence
Maybe it's Tom Hamilton" inter.
nOScd Rabbi louis IT -
wlsn BIZ Wilson were here. He'd
s1Ne tne price, said Joel Claster
Doc Potts is huntin' bugs: watch
IT Uut LOT MIN, Nut. You're buggy
t1eIo farthemore shouted across the
taoie to Cleckner. At the sumner
pottie openers were in demand he.
cause beside each plate was a biz
bottle of-Coca Cola.
There always has been keen rivalry
! Detween Lou Baum. Ed Marks and
blli Strouse. Yesterday the three
/ clothlng merchants ran neck in
neck IN the race to provide souve.
mrs Baum gave matches. Marks
whistles' and StroIse, flyswatters
put Strouse reached the goal when
ne brought his statesmen with him
ana mad them furnish an entertain.
mcht' The statesmen were Hais,
Cuip' Gilbert Day, Russell Hamilton
Maurice Fernsler. Charles Frv
ROBERT Woods, Dan Capin and Par.
ter Jeffries. Every member and
guest wore a badge furnished bv n
c. Claster, host.
The Prize Winners
Schmldtie' the master of cere.
monies gathered the picnickers to.