Evening journal., 1918-04-23
Keystone Sky Hooks

Arthur Cooper. the pride pipehtter at
the Harlan plant. has new invention
He invented a shy hook so that he can
pull himself up in the skies and be in
visible whenever the foreman is after
him.
How did you enjoy yourself at the
banquet last Saturday night RussellT
We hear that you arc In favor Of hold
ing another soon. Ata boy, Russ.
Johnson made quite big rep for him
self at the banquet. We are now ready
TO back him against any man in the
State eating ice cream and scullions.
Our ventrlIoQlist, Lee Franklin, had
/ them all guessing where the strange
baby was crying for its mamma in
vain. We expect to see Lee on the
stage soon-stealing a ride.
Lefty Goldey saved the game on sat
urdsy, when he lesped high IN the air
and pulled the ball down with the sky
hook. Get that old hook working to-
night, Goldey, at the show.
Olen Hackett sang GLORY. Glory
Halleluya" the other night, and took up
a collection, which amounted 10 a pack
OF cigarettes.
Joe Hampton chased all over Brandy
wine after canary birds. but didn't
catch any that could sing.
Smokey Joe cinco intends to become
a sky pilot
We have another newcomer in Addi-
son Marvel. who Is coming 10 the top
at high speed.
Joe Jacobs is in the pink OF condition
for his bout with Carl Gordy, who also
caught bad cold below his ankles at
the critical moment.
Soldier Stokes caught a bad cold for
the second time by falling 70 meet Wig
gins In a finish bout. Stokes is a
thrower all right, but what he can
throw is not worth while knowing.
Since Bill Jennings took 70 married
life, he has certainly been taught many
domestic things, OF which he never
dreamed. He is holding the broom
right IN his hands, uses the handle a
a poker, diving after pearls and set:
up on time before breakfast in order
to have It ready for his better half.
Biddle toppled into a shoe repairing
shop the other day TO have HIS watch
repaired. Guess what happened7 Thi
oobbler greeted him just with the last
Bryan Walls Is always on the jol
and game 20 the core In doing any
thing az long az he knows that he doe
|. good thing for a good cause.
Talk about a cleanup bunch Of base
ball players, how sbout Ruf, McLaueh
z lin, Brodley and Port Penn Johnson
Lookout. Newark, for we are going 4
J turn this quartet loose on you mex
Saturday.
Ted Pennock, Herrick and Jake Bea
sin, take notice, we are after you an'
; expect to kidnep you before next sat
urday. Join the crowd.
With two men like Mclaughlin AM
I Ruf TO help him, Hackett should pro
duce a winning ball team for the clul
this year. We want moro men with th
spirit Of this trio.
BOYS, we are now getting livel
\ bunch OF fellows with lot OF pep Il
( them. and we are soon going 10 tax
another fellow with a lot OF pep as
, member. namely. Billy Baldwin, IN
well-known Red Man OF this city. Nor
, men OF his spirit and we will paint IN
old town red.
Herbert Jackson, one OF our best
known members, left us last Frids.
but what is our loss is Uncle sam
gain. Good luck, Herb, we wish 20
well.
Another old member has arrive
safely in France. He is Jerry Nc
Laughlin. This makes the NTH ma
we have sent over and still have min
more getting in shape for the triI
Hope one Of them has the honor OF cut
ting down the Kaiser.
Billy Kelly. OF Fort Oglethorpe. Ga
and Henry Powell. Of Camp Crsnl
I
this city. Both looked to be in the be:
Of shape
Quite a few members cOngregated Z
the club the other evening, who er
ioyed themselves in different lines {
sport. Some boxing, some wrestling
soma trying TO break the springs on th
exercises, some trying TO knock th
wind out Of the bag, some pitchinl
some dancing, some singing Will
some doing a bit OF everything. unit
Abe Haber blew in with his screec
box and screeched the enthusiasts Ol
Of passion until they all left, even OF
neighbor, the tom cat, never returne
But Abe still amused himself by havin
cotton stuffed in his ears. Abe. wh
don't you hook the new violin and 81
d an old one with a new tune?
- The members were certainly disaI
s, pointed this week when they found II
t. police would not allow any carniys