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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
He Drank the GRAVY.

'Too many cooks spoil the BROTH -
but If there is no broth-well, here's
the story as the young man told it:
II went to a church luncheon and
thought it mighty strange that the meat
was brought in first and a few min
utes later a bowl of soup.
$50 1 laid the meat aside, reached
over for the soup and began dipping
my spoon in it.
"There was a loud cry from the
ladies giving the luncheon, and one Of
them rushed up, crying:
Goodness gracious, man, you're
drinking the gravyp p"-Columbu Dis
patch.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER

Has been used for all ailments that
are caused by disordered stomach
and inactive liver, such as sick head
ache, constipation, sour stomach,
nervous indigestion, fermentation of
food, palpitation of the heart caused by
gases in the stomach. August Flower
is gentle laxative, regulates digestion
both in stomach and intestines, cleans
and sweetens the stomach and alimen-
tary canal, stimulates the liver to Sc
crete the bile and impurities from the
blood. Sold in all civilized countries.
30 and 90 cent bottles.-Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
YOU NEED NOT SUFFER WITH
BACKACHE AND RHEUMATISM

For centuries GOLD MEDAL HARLEM
Oil has been standard household remedy
for kidney, liver, bladder and stomach
trouble, and all diseases connected with
the urinary organs. The kidneys and
bladder are the most important organs of
the body. They are the filters, the puri-
fers of your blood. If the poisons which
enter your system through the blood and
stomach are not entirely thrown out by
the kidneys and bladder you are doomed.
WEAKNESS, sleeplesHness, nervousness,
dependency, backache, stomach trouble,
headache, pain in loins, and lower abdo-
men, gall-stones, gravel, difficulty when
urinating, cloudy and bloody urine, rheu-
matism, sciatica, lumbago, all warn you
to look after your kidneys and bladder.
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules are
what you need.
They are not "patent medicine" nor
q new discovery" For 200 years they
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
The VersatlIe Rarber.

Some years ago there was a boom
town, Blessing, on the gulf coast of
Texas, relates the New York Evening
Sun. A newcomer built a shack there
near the railway station. On one side
he had barber chair and necessary
equipment, and on the other a forge
and anvil. Between the two trades he
managed to make living.
One day travelling salesman went
into the shack, threw himself into the
barber chair and asked that he be
shaved so he could catch train that
was due in fifteen minutes.
The proprietor looked across the
shack and shook his head.
SORRY, mister" he said, "but there's
a plOwshare ahead of you"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
Brlnoino Home the Germs.

When our soldier boys mingle with
the soldiers Of all nationalities and
fight over strange and disease-soaked
soil they may acquire many strange
disease germs and, returning to Ameri-
ca, bring them along, warns World
Outlook. Pestilence has generally
been a camp follower of war. But sci
ence is dealing with this problem with
unprecedented vigor. Sir William Os-
Ter said: "Never before in history has
so great host been assembled; never
before in war time have armies. been
so healthy"
Yet we are warned as to the danger
of indiscriminate immigration after
the war and of the great need Of care
full medical and sanitary preparation
to combat the unfamiliar diseases that
Sammies will bring home.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
Back to Civilization.

Bobby and his folks had just moved
into Chicago. Through some misun-
derstanding the carpets and most Of
the furniture were delayed nearly a
week. During that time Bobby and
his little new-made friends had a glo-
rious time racing through the almost
empty house. Late one afternoon the
furniture arrived and things were soon
set in order. Bobby was heartbroken.
The next morning he greeted his
friends with: "Oh, pshaw, kidsI You
can't come in any more. We've come
back to civilization"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
Not the Same.

A fledgling author at the Century
club in New York drew forth a manu-
script and volunteered to read it to
Robert w. Chambers.
"You know how Poe" the young
man said, "read his stories to an old
colored nanny, don't you? He be-
lieved that what pleased the old man.
my would please the public, and he
killed the scenes the old girl didn't
like, and built up those she did. Well,
Bob, l want-ha, ha, ha Il want to
use you in the same way. Have a
drink and a cigar, and then"
Excuse me, my boy" said Mr..
Chambers, and he rose and took his
hat and stick.
you don't happen to be Poe, and
therefore I don't feel called on to be
your old colored nanny"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
Dream of Future BeIoium

Belgium is a desert, and of all its
cities where has accumulated so much
that is historical and beautiful there
remain intact only four-Antwerp,
Brussels, Client and Bruges. But it is
possible that change it at hand, that
Bruges may once more become-not
the Venice Of the North for that time
Is past-but an important town in a
regenerated Belgium, for already it's
citizens have begun to dream of deliv-
erance and new existence, with some
portion Of their former prosperity.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness,
and that Is by constitutional remedy.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
of the System. Catarrhal Deafness is
caused by an inhamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube.
When this tube is inflamed you have q
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when 1t is entirely closed, Deafness is the
result. Unless the Inflammation can be re-
duced and this tube restored to its nor
NAL condition, hearing may be destroyed
forever. Many cases of Deafness are
caused by Catarrh, which is an inflamed
condition of the Mucous Surfaces.
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
case Of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
be cured by HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE.
All Druggists 75c. Circulars free.
F. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
Hungry or Thirsty?

I heard George Tully, the we'll
known actor, tell good story Of
chance meeting with a breakdown per-
former, observes a writer in the Chi
cagO American.
While feeling in his pocket for the
customary coin, it occurred to him to
ask the derelict: "Have you had break
fast yet?"
A hungry Or was 1t a thirsty
look came into the latter's eyes.
Not a drop" he replied earnestly.
mot drop. George, on my honorw
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

have been a standard household remedy.
They are the pure, original imported
HARLEM Oil your great-grandmother
used, and are perfectly harmless. The
healing, soothing oil soaks into the cells
and lining of the kidneys and through
the bladder, driving out the poisonous
germs. New life, fresh strength and
health will come as you continue this
treatment. When completely restored to
your usual vigor, continue taking a cap
sule or two each day. They will keep
you in condition and prevent a return Of
the disease.
Do not delay a minute. Delays are
especially dangerous in kidney and blad-
der trouble. All reliable druggists sell
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules.
They will refund the money if not as rep
resented. In three sizes, sealed packages.
Ask for the original imported GOLD
MEDAL. Accept no substitutes.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
AZ the Elreside.

Blizzard comm nigher-chimney'
rumblin' sound; but thank the Lord for
fire, and room to stand around Trou-
bles seem to leave us-from the light
they race; Joy is all the sweeter round
the old-time fireplace. That's where
winters sunny, though lost to skies O.
blue. (Here's your chair, my honey,
and here's your knitting, too Drank
L. Stanton in the Atlantic Constitution.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

er, in his annual report to congress.
The report sets forth that the amount
Of printing and binding produced dur
ing the fiscal year 1917 far exceeded
that Of any previous year. A large
portion of this increase was during the
last quarter due to preparedness and
war activities.
The lack of space to handle prop
erly this rush order of war work is not
the only reason for the public printers
urging a new building. He renews a
recommendation made last year and
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
The Prune Club.

Good morning! Why, this morning
is Liberty bond like a Boston bull
dog?' said the thin boarder breezing in
to the breakfast table.
Because it costs money to get one"
came from the blonde typewriter.
use your brains, Blondey," an
swered the thin boarder. TRY again"
They're a great protection" ven
tured the bank clerk with the red neck
tie.
mix"
Because they're worth their face
value" suggested the pug-nosed girl.
mo, no. Listen: Because only the
owners get any interest out of them"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

points out that for normal work the inadequate He
printing and binding 1917
cent and can readily be that necessity working
existed 1915
ls
divisions through which the
the old building for both prouctonn
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

little
Washington these days. they would sudden realization
the finish The paCfs imagine
Likewise, imagine
could Washington
miarss
what is keeping the German people in line"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
Late Hours.

Il see where they turn off all the
electric lights at eleven o'clock down
in Moo York." said Farmer Stubbins,
looking up from his paper.
Gosh all hemlock ~ exclaimed the
postmaster. do yew suppose the
has to stay awake all that
time just to put 'em Out?"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

Ington. One observes this more par
ticularly about the hotels, where
everything is confusion.
Everybody who comes to Wash
lngton, of course, has some sort of
business with the government, and all
connected with the war. Travelling on
the trains that go through this city
one meets all sorts of men, represen-
tatives of all sorts of business, and all
have some objective that has to do
with getting a contract or doing bust
,ess in some manner with the govern
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

Garfield Tea was your Grandmoth-
er's Remedy for every stomach and
intestinal i'll. This good old-fashioned
herb home remedy for constipation,
ills and other arrangements
of the system so prevalent these days
is in even greater favor as a family
medicine than in your grandmother's
day. Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
A Roundabout Slur.

81 thought your wifes name was
Elizabeth?"
$50 it is"
'"Then why do you call her PeggyT"
"Short for Pegasus"
what has that to do with it?"
"Why. Pegasus is an immortal
steed."
"What Of that?"
Ssh! Not so loud! She's in the
next room. You see, an immortal
steed is an everlasting nag, SO there
you !"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
MIaht Reduce Prices.

First Bystander (watching two men
fighting)-Can't somebody part them?
Second Bystander-Keep back. Don't
interfere! One is an iceman and the
other in the coal combine. Maybe
they'll both get hurt.-Brooklyn Citi-
zen.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

Ing out appeal for clerical departments
Knitting
departments Military officials the knitting with
al remarks about the practice public
Either
lrregulary
bitter
Winds found sung about clad knitted by kind hands
u
andwOk added but
garment2
but time dawdng
sumption, Red Cross headquarters making bandages.
BE right, then knit ahead.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
cutlcura Ia So Soothing

To itching, burning skins. 1t not only
soOthes but heals. Battle with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water, dry gently
and apply Cuticura Ointment. For
free samples address, "Cuticura, Dept.
x, Boston" At druggists and by mail.
Soap 25, Ointment % and 5O.-Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

These are serious days, big days, days
that in years to come will be regarded
as epochal days.
In the history books all we get
are the big events. Getting up in the
morning, eating breakfast and hurry
ing off to work never get into the his
tory books. But it is not left out of
our day-by-day life. Even these busy
congressman are still finding time to
relish all the fun that crops up.
Truly, we need all the humor
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
Has Faith. Loo.

Benny-She's got religion all Of a
sudden.
Jenny-Yes, all the hattery the
young men heap on her she takes as
gospel truth.-Town Topics.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
Could Be.

Willie MOnk-Ain't you a stork?
Mr.. Stork-What did you think I
was-a bill collector?
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

enough business without making
dent Wilson finishes sentences that wayD Hum ghtens
kindly asked
of al
plea are'p
moved from the old big
She will
the TOWN.
Doesn't think she's smart"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
Proving II.

II noticed that when he was at the
punchbowl last night"
"Jaggs boasts he is a man who al
ways goes to the bottom of things"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
e: i:.EF: z's: Peps-Aid ff: f:!E';: %;:
Always Relieves Stomach Trouble
Your druggist has it or can get it for you.
PEPS-AID COMPANY. GOSHEN. INDIANA
A Patriotic Preference.

"Have you any speeches to make be-
fore congressY
mo" replied Senator Sorghum 81
am perfectly satisfied to vote without
talking rather than risk being classi-
fed with those who talk without think
ing"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
Government Printing Office Needs More Room

IT RGNT for building for the printing Office cost
81
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

There's a Language Of the eyes,"
and some people seem awfully afraid
you can read it.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

Dipping in a strong solution of alum
win give new life to old hair brushes.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
National Capital Has Become Great War Center

m appreciate the things the
" Washington remarked
activity other cities
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
War Has Not Extinguished All Sense of Humor

HE senator's and representatives back
that this
mIned to back the president They back they Wilson
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

Cunning is not sufficient protection.
Even the fox often is shot at his habit
ual Crossing"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

Colds Cause Headache and Grip
LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE removes the cause.
There is only one "Bromo Quipine." H. W. GROVES
signature is on box. 30c.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

A man may be momentarily bril-
liant-but so is "fox-fire" on a rotten
log.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

Trouble is often but a mental dis
ease. Quarantine yourself till it's
cured.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

In the war capital as II Is anywhere
else, but I is just n bit under the
shadow Of dlsapProval. In the first
place, the thousands Of girls employed
In the government offices here have
become too enthusiastic with their
knitting So much so that they have
forgotten their work. Consequently
one wanders through those official
buildings where entire can be secured
and sees throngs of girls sitting mt
typewriters and desks knitting. AZ
the same time the government Is send
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

Life is mostly devoted TO attempts
to obtain the unattainable.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

Young man, always remember that
the battered mallet has driven tbs
most stakes.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

Only One ''BROMO OUTNTNE"
40 get the genuine, call for full name LAXATIVE
gRQMO QUININM. Look for signature Of =. w.
0ROVM Cnr0a Cold IN One Day. 800.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
On Which slider

as he a credit to his family, then"
NO" said the other; 81 fancy he is
a debit"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

Most aristocrats are victims of in
verted heridity.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11

seems 10 ENJOY and reJOlce IN what he
is doing.
He has an informal way of talk
ing to citizens associations that Is
making quite hit around town with
the members of the various associa-
tions.
For instance. at a meeting of the
Columbia Heights association the 9TH
er night the commissioner told about
when he was young man, how he
went out on one of his first cases.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11


all the Commissioner Gardiner telling
Office Fifth
all prepared to
thought going win easily
at stylish
books"
commissioner ginned
a
collar
he certainly knew
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
Officials Have a Word to Say About Knitting

w WAsHNGToNGlsl Drop stitch think Yes of all
America knitting but knitting you do
country the prosecution M world Knitting just popular
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-01-11
Found Opponent Short on Style but Long on Law

COMMISSIONER GARDINER having fun of the job being
held the office beev pleasure and listen
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1918-03-21


Jas. Il. Bakers name appears Oh the
pension list for an increase. One BY
one the old veterans get their just
dues for the hardships in the days Of
the rebellion. s#
Our editor was home over Sunday,
the first time in several weeks. April
- is approaching and with it comes
the satisfaction Of knowing that his
hand ~ nd will again grasp the quill.
Monday opened with the fercest dis
play Of wind and snow that has SO far
this winter been experienced here.
Country travel was impeded, trains
were delayed and there was the devil
to pay generally.
|. S. Mudgett and son, Harold, re-
turned from their southern trip on
Saturday. They are favorably i'm
pressed with parts of the country in
New Mexico and Texas. especially with
north Galveston. Abe Orr and An
drew Umbehocker are also pleased
with the Texas country.
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/ TWENTY-FIVE YEARS Aeon

Billy Marble and his dramatic COM
pany are playing to crowded houses
here.
c. H. Rines had sold the potatoes
which were lost in his fire for rs cents
per bushel.
G. D. Marshall has opened up his
harness shop in the rear of the old
postofice building.
Clara Hatcher and Ida King were
home over Sunday from their schools
in Sherburne county.
John Higgins and Alice McKiernan
were married at the brides parents
by Justice Dorr on Sunday.
Dr.. Cooney has moved into the up
stairs front rooms Of the gowles' build
ing, where he has a pleasant office.
A crazy supper will be served in
the Methodist church next Friday
evening and an entertainment given.
John Townsend, foreman at Keith &
McClellan's camp at the trading post,
finished up good winters work and,
with his crew, came home on Tuesday.
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st. Edwards.

Next Sunday, being Palm Sunday,
there will be services at st. Edwards
church at $3.50 and at 1890, and
blessed palms will be distributed at
the last mass. The gospel narrative
Of the suffering and death of the
Savior will be read during the ser
vices.
Nexe week is holy week. Services as
follows: Mass at 1890 in the morn
ing and alteration Of the blessed sacra-
ment in the evening at 7:3O. On good
Friday, the anniversary Of our Lords
death, mass of the presanctifed at
1870, with unwilling and alteration Of
the crucifix. Stations of the cross and
sermon in the afternoon at 8.
On Holy Saturday the services will
begin at about and there will be high
mass at about 9. Specially blessed
Easter water will be distributed after
this mass.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1918-03-21
Mothers.

Mothers should see to it that the
whole family take at least 3 or doses
of thoro, purifying, system clean
ing medicine this spring. Now is the
time. The family will be healthier,
happier, and get along better if
the blood is given thoro purifying,
the stomach and bowels cleaned out,
and the germs Of winter, accumulated
in the system, driven away. Hollis
ter's Rocky Mountain Tea is one of
the very best and surest spring medi-
cines to take. Get it and see the diff
ference in the whole family. Their
color will be better, they'll feel fine
and be well and happy. G. A. Jack
Drug Co. Adv.
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congregational.

Next Sunday DR.. Peatfeld will con-
tinue the studyof the Book of Revela-
ton. The morning topic will be, ''The
Seven Headed Ten Horned Monster
the first terrible beast presented in
this vision. In the evening the pastor
will interpret that mysterious number,
666, which is given as the number of
the name of the second beast. The
bible school will meet as usual, and the
topic for the young peoples meeting
is one full Of interest and very i'm
portant in connection with the present
national crisis. The subject is that OF
the correct enjoyment and preserva
ton of the Sabbath.
Hours Of service as follows:
1880 a. m.-Morning worship.
IL noon-Bible school.
$3.50 p. my. P. S. c.. E. Leader
Margaret Hofflander.
7:3O p. m.-Evening worship.
Wednesday, 7:3O p. m.-Special ser
vice to study further the Book of Rev
elation.
Everybody is earnestly invited to
attend.
Ernest H. Peatfeld, D. D., Pastor.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1918-03-21
Card of Thanks.

We take this means of expressing
our heartfelt thanks to the friends and
relatives who are willingly and freely
offered their assistance during the i'll
ness and at the death of our beloved
wife and mother-to the Red Cross
auxiliary No. 1 of Wyanett and others
for the floral contributions; to Rev.
Youngberg for the soothing words
spoken, and to the Wyanett Mission
church male quartet for the beautiful
songs rendered
l3-lp O. G. Bengtson and Family.
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Methodist.

We are preparing for our Good Fri
day and Easter services, which will be
full of hope and beauty. Our music
will be particularly attractive and en-
joyable. Further announcement next
week.
On the coming Sabbath the pastor
will preach in the morning on some
phase Of "Christ's Triumphal Entry
Into jerusalem" We will have "The
Palms" as a special musical number.
You cannot afford to miss this days
preparation for the significant holy
week and joyous Eastertide. The
other services Of the day will be as
usual -
+ There are just two more Sundays of
the army and navy contest in our Ep-
worth league. Try to come and raise
the average for your side. A most en-
thusiastic meeting was held last Sun
day night.
James A. Geer, Minister.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1918-03-21

SALESMAN WANTED-Lubrica
ing oil, grease, specialties, paint. Part
or whole time. Commission basis until
ability is established Man with rig
preferred. Riverside Refining Com
pany, Cleveland, Ohio. 1922
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FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Good four-room house.
garage and barn on south Main street.
Inquire of Henry H. Bates, south Main
street. .13-1p