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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
Get New Kidneys !

The kidneys are the most overworked
organs of the human body, and when they
fail in their work of tiltering out and
throwing off the poisons developed in the
system, things begin to happen.
One of the first warnings is pain or stiff
ness in the lower part of the back; highly
colored urine; loss of appetite; ,indigess-
ton; irritation, or even stone in the blad-
der. These symptoms indicate a condition
that may lead to that dreaded and fatal
malady, Bright's disease, for which there
is said to be no cure.
Do not delay a minute, At the first in
dlcation of trouble in the kidney, liver,
bladder or urinary organs start, taking
Gold Medal HARLEM Oil Capsules, ano
save yourself before it is too, late. Instant
treatment is necessary in kidney and blad-
der troubles. A delay is often fatal.
You can almost certainly find immediate
relief in Gold Medal HARLEM Oil Capsules.
For more than 200 years this famous prep
aration has been an unfailing remedy for
all kidney, bladder and urinary troubles.
1t is the pure, original HARLEM Oil your
great grandmother used. About two cap
sules each day will keep you toned up and
feeling fine. Get it at any drug store, and
if it does not give you almost immediate
relief, your money will be refunded. Be
sure you get the GOLD MEDAL brand.
None other genuine. In boxes. three
sizes.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
NOT ENAMORED OF THRONE
Americans Who Are LineaI Descend
ants of the Bonapartes Satisfied to
Be Simply American Gentlemen.

A news dispatch from San Francis
co, Cal, says that two lineal descend
ants of the Bonapartes, 'direct heirs"
to the throne" OF France, shook hands
there today for the first time, had an
American cocktail together and dis
claimed any desire to assume the part
Of royalty.
They were Capt. Mihiel Murat of the
French army and Thomas II. Benton,
an Oakland, Cal, merchant.
81 saw Aunt Eugene the other day"
remarked Captain Murat.
'Never met her, but should like to-"
said Benton.
They referred to the former Empress
Eugene, widow of Napoleon III, who
lives in England.
Mister will do for me-" said the
captain, when someone referred to
them as princes"
"Tom' is my front name" said Ben
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
HOW To USE VICK'S VAPORUB IN
TREATING SPANISH influenza
The Influenza Germs Attack the Lining of the Air Pas
sages When VapoRub Is Applied Over Throat and
Chest, the Medicated Vapors Loosen the Phlegm
Open the Air Passages and Stimulate the Mucous
Membrane to Throw Off the Germs

specific for inf1uenza-the disease must
run it's course. Nature herself will
throw off the attack If only you keep
up your strength. The chief danger
lies in the complications which may
arise. Influenza so weakens the bodily
resistance that there is danger of pneu-
monia or bronchitis developing and
sometimes Inflammation of the middle
ear. or heart affections. For these
reasons. it is very important that the
patient remain in bed until his
strength returns-stay in bed at least
two days or more after the fever has
left you. or if you are over so or not
strong. stay in bed four days or more,
according to the severity of the attack.
EXTERNAL APPLICATIONS.
In order to stimulate the lining OF
the air passages to throw off the
grippe germs, to aid in loosening the
phlegm and keeping the air passages
open. thus making the breathing cas-
Ter, vick's vapoRub will be found eff
fective. Hot. wet towels should be ap-
piled over the throat, chest and back
between the shoulder blades to open
the pores. Then Vick's should be
rubbed in over the parts until the skin
is red spread on thickly and cover
with two thicknesses of hot flannel
cloths. Leave the clothing loose
around the neck. as the heat of the
body liberates the ingredients in the
form of vapors. These vapors in
hailed with each breath. carry the med
ication directly to the parts affected.
At the same time, VapoRub is abb
sorbed through and stimulates the
skin attracting the blood to the sur
face and thus aids in relieving the con-
gestion within.
HOW TO AVOID THE DISEASE.
Evidence seems to prove that this
is a germ disease. spread principally
by human contact, chiefly through
coughing. sneezing or splitting So
avoid persons having colds - which
means avoiding crowds - common
drinking cups. roller towels, etc. Keep
up your bodily strength by plenty Of
exercise in the open air and good food.
KEEP FREE FROM COLDS.
Above all keep free from colds, az
colds irritate the lining of the air pas
sages and render them much better
breeding places for the germs ST
Use Vick's VapoRub at the very first
sign of cold. For a head cold. melt
a little in spoon and inhale the va
pors. or better still. Use VapoRub in Q
benzoin steam kettle. If this is not
available. use an ordinary tea-kettle.
Fill half-full of boiling water, put in
half a teaspoon of VapoRub from time
to time-keep the kettle just slowly
boiling-inhale the steam arising.
Vick's VapoRub can be had in three
lsizes-30c. Soc. s1.20-at all druggists.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
CALL A PHYSICIAN - GO
TO BED STAY QUIET
DON'T WORRY

There Ia No Occasion for Panic-Inhu-
enza Itself Ha5 a Very Low Percent
age of Fatalities. Not Over One
Death Out of Every Four Hundred
Cases According to the N. C. Board
of Health. The Chief Danger Lies
I'm Complications Arising, Attacking
Principally Patients in a Rundown
ConditiOn-Those Who Don't Go to
Bed Soon Enough, OF Those who Get
Up Too Early.
Spanish Influenza, which appeared in
Spain in May, has all the appearance
OF grip or Ia. grippe, which has swept
over the world in numerous epidemics
rs far back as history runs. Hippocra-
ties refers to an epidemic in Az B. C..
which is regarded by many to have
been, influenza. Every century has had
its attacks. Beginning with 1881. this
country has had five epidemics, the
last in 1Ss9-1S90.
THE SYMPTOMS.
Grippe, or influenza, as 1t Is now
called, usually begins with chill, fol-
lowed by aching, feverishness and
sometimes nausea and dizziness, and
q general feeling Of weakness and de-
preston. The temperature is from 100
from three to five days. The germs
attack the mucous membrane, or lining
of the air passages-nose, throat and
bronchial tubes; there is usually a
hard cough. especially bad at night,
and frequently all the appearances of
q severe head cold.
THE TREATMENT.
Go to bed at the first symptoms. not
only for your own sake, but to avoid
spreading the disease to others-take
a purgative, eat plenty Of nourishing
food, remain perfectly quiet and DOM
worry. Quinine. aspirin or Dover's
Powder. ETC., may be administered by
the physicians directions to relieve
the aching. But there is no cure or
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

Poultry will consume large amount
of water and it should be clean water.
\
Keep the chicken house in a SAM
tary condition.
Use the spraying machine to put
kerosene on the inside Of the chicken
house.
If a fowl becomes thin and stays
away from the rest of the flock, and
looks weak and dull, kill it and look
for worms in the digestive tract.
The early-hatched pullets should be
fed literally and either given a good
green range or kept confined in a
bright, well ventilated house.
The most popular breeds of geese
are the Toulouse, Embden, Chinese and
African, the first two being commonly
considered superior to all others.
Turkeys are wider rangers than
chickens and, from the time that the
young are old enough to begin forag-
ing for themselves, obtain most of their
living from field insects.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
Found THROUGH War,

Thousands of men and women have
come to a higher life in the war. They
were living for nothing. Now they
have been given a cause. They were
valuing ease and indulgence. Now
these seem to be unworthy. Hardship
and sacrifice were the things they had
avoided. Donald Hankey said 1--WE de-
ride Them The call to give up their
lives has been answered by hosts Of
men and many of them have had the
experience promised by our Lord.
They have found them again, and
what they have found was new life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

well and feel fine in the morning and
able to do my work. gladly recon-
mend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound to make weak nerves
strong. - Mrs. ALBERT Suite, COB
Olmstead St., Winona, MINI.
How often do we hear the expression
among women, 81 am so nervous, can
not Sleep" or cit seems as though !
should fy." Such women should profit
by Mrs. Sultze's experience and give
this famous root and herb remedy,
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, trial.
For forty years it has been overcom-
ing such serious conditions ae displace-
ments, Inflammation, liberation, irreg-
ularities, periodic palms, backache, diz:
illness, and nervous prostration OF
women, and is now considered the stan.
dard remedy for such ailments.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
Alleged, Maybe.

A witness in an attempted-murder
case was being cross examined by a
bumptious young lawyer who appar-
emily had the idea that the secret of
successful legal proceedings was the
confusion of the witness. During the
trial there had been a good deal of
lively repartee between opposing at
torneys as to hearsay evidence.
'Now, then" said the bumptious one
to the witness, "are you perfectly sure
that the revolver was discharged.s
The witness eyed the law-juggler for
a moment and replied "Well, maybe I
only got hearsay evidence that it was.
Fact is, merely heard the report"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
"cold In the Head"

ls an acute attack of Nasal Catarrh. Per-
sons who are subject to frequent colds
In the head" will find that the use Of
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will
build up the System. cleanse the Blood
and render them less liable to colds.
Repeated attacks Of Acute Catarrh may
lead to Chronic Catarrh.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is tax:
on internally and acts through the BLOOD
on the Mucous Surfaces Of the System.
All Druggists 75c Testimonials free.
$4,000 for any case of catarrh that
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will not
F. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo. Ohio.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
Didn't Surprise Her.

Edison's little daughter, when visit
ing friend in the nursery, brought
with her a doll fitted out by her ia
theirs magic with photographic at
tachment, which excited the wonder
of her less fortunate playfellow, who
exclaimed in amazement:
"Why, your doll can TALK"
The equally astonished reply Of the
inventors child was: "Why, don't all
dolls talk?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
Sacrifice

Wherever the soul leads and the
conscience approves, there is never
needless or useless sacrifice. Every
step in the real progress of the race
since time began has come out Of
sacrifice. Our growth Christward
ind heavenward is accomplished by
continuous struggle and remuneration.
And if the price paid be great, the
gain is sure to be commensurate. The
greatest sacrifice of all-that which
redeemed the wor}d-is the exemplar
for the Christian Who loves God and
Els feIcWmarL
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
A Cold
Pro- position

When you are wheeling and sneez-
ing, coughing and hawking, you're
facing cold proposition. Handle
fright. Hales Honey of Horehound
and Tar quickly relieves bad cases.
All druggists, 25cts. bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

"coIumbia, the ., Gem of the Ocean,"
Miss Ellis, the primary teacher at
school No. Al of this city, permits the
children to select a song after the
usual music lesson.
please" piped little miss, Tets
sing, o, Come Tumble the Jam on
the Ocean,"
Miss Ellis, who is an interpreter Of
rare ability, at once lead the "ba-
bies" on: spirited rendition of "Co-
lumbia, the Gem of the Ocean."-In-
dianapolis News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
Usind Parcel Post,

Whether the marketing of eggs by
parcel post should be attempted by any
particular producer will depend on his
present available markets, the posi-
bility of securing satisfactory Gus
toner or customers, and the care TAX
en- to follow tested and approved meth
DDS in preparing the eggs for shipment.
Failures in attempting to ship eggs by
parcel post have resulted because prop
err precautions as to package or con,
tainer, packing, and labelling were not
observed.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
Don't Worry About PimpIes.

On rising and retiring gently smear
the face with Cuticura Ointment. Wash
off the Ointment in five minutes with
Cuticura Soap and hot water. For
free samples address, "Cuticura, Dept.
K, Boston" At druggists and by mail.
Soap %, Ointment 25 and 50.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

heaven as a place
of rest. I expect
to be very active
there" The first
replied: $50 do I,
but it is a pleas
ant thing to rest
when you are
weary" Multi
tudeS will agree
with him. Indeed,
one-third of the
people in n e
w O r | d follow
a re1i gi on
Buddhism-which
promises rest, or
rather extinction,
as its chief boon.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

apiece or between two and three
pounds a dozen when properly packed
for mailing in carton. Most parcels
containing a dozen eggs will exceed
two pounds, but will not reach three
therefore, the postage on them will be
Z cents within the first and second
zones or 15O-mile limit. A parcel con-
tanning two dozen eggs will add per-
haps 2 cents to the postage, though
sometimes only 1 cent, depending on
the character of the container and
wrapper.
Ship Large-size Packages.
The larger the parcel, within the size
and weight limits, the cheaper is the
postage, as the first pound of every
package costs 5 cents within the first
and second zones, while each additional
pound, up to so, costs but cent; so
that while a one-pound parcel would
cost 5 cents postage, two-pound par
Gel would cost only 6 cents, or 8 cents
a pound. A 2O-pound parcel would
cost "a cents and a 50-pound parcel
would cost 81 cents, or but LOS cents
per pound.
Fifty pounds is the weight limit for
local delivery, the rates being cents
for the first pound and 1 cent addi-
tional for each two pounds and frac-
ton thereof. Similarly the weight linn
it within the first and second zones is
6c CT Ia 70 LOFT inn
the postage on any parcel not going
beyond the second zone is to add four
to the number Of pounds, and the re-
sulting number is the postage required
in cents. The measurement limit on
parcel post matter is that the girth and
the length added must not exceed 81
inches. For example, parcel II inches
square as inches around) and SO
inches long would be just up to the linn.
it, as would also a parcel Is inches
square eco inches around) and "a
inches long.
Marketing Costs by Mail Service.
The expenses of marketing eggs by
parcel post where two-dozen7size egg
containers are used are as follows:
For container and wrapping, 8 cents;
for postage, cents, or a total of II
cents, which would be S1A cents doz.
en- marketing cost. Marketing a 81.
dozen parcel would cost about Ii cents
for container and wrapping and Ia
cents for postage, or a total of q
cents; ten-dozen lot would cost about
% cents for container and wrapping
and 25 cents postage, or a total of Al
cents. The current costs would exceed
the above figures, which held true be.
fore the war.
The farm flock owner who desires
to utilize the parcel post as an aid to
direct dealing with city consumers
should emphasize the use of attractive
packages as well as punctuality in ship.
ment, so that the eggs will arrive on
schedule at the purchasers home. The
farmer can develop a city trade by
means of advertisements in a city or
town paper, by personal canvass or
through the assistance of the city post.
masters who have issued lists of con.
sumerS who desire to buy eggs directly
in the country. The reputation which
parcel post shipper makes with his
first customer will very largely deter.
mine his success or failure in market.
ing by this method, and hence the new
shipper should strive to satisfy his
initial trade.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
Rest Given and
Rest Found
By REV. L. W. GOSNELL
Assistant Dean. Moody Bible
Institute. Chicago

TExT-Come unto me, all We that labor
and are heavy laden, and I will give you
rest Take my yoke upon you, and learn
of me; for I am meek and lowly in
heart; and ye shall find rest unto your
souls, for my yoke is easy and my burden
Is light.-Matthew l:28-30.
One minister remarked to another:
81 get tired of hearing people talk Of
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
STOMACH UPSET.?
PAPE's DIAPEPsIN AT ONCE ENDS
SoURNESS, GAS, AcIDITY,
INDIGESTION.

When meals upset you and you belch
gas, acids and undigested food. When
you have Jumps of indigestion pain or
any distress in stomach you can get
relief instant1y-No waitingl
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
Wh.yBdld Young
I@ Rub Dandruff and 4
lfl.Sl itching with !
Il = 3CutiCurd Ointment
Shampoo With Cutieura Soap
An Ominous Outlook.

Brace up, young mani" encouraged
the dentist. 1T will be out and all
over in a minute"
EYES," solemnly replied little Clar-
ence Callipers, who was in the chair,
''but one day with the Lord is as a
thousand years and thousand years
as one day."-kansas City Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
PAINT POULTRY HOUSE

Painting adds greatly both to
the appearance and service of
all buildings and appliances.
One may buy ready-miXed
paints, or purchase paste pig
ments and oil and mix them. All
surfaces should be clean and dry
before they are painted. Use a
printing coat made of equal
parts of paint and linseed oil and
cover with one or more coats of
paint, which should be thorough
ly rubbed into the surface.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
The Female Help Problem.

II IIIV IIIIIII.
"What's the matter now?"
81 didn't object so much in the old
days when the wife insisted on picking
out my stenographer, but now she in
sists on having a look at the elevator
conductors before 1 hire them"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
Woman,s Odd Need.

"What did you want to 60 into that
store for?" asked Mr.. Gabb.
"For curiosity" replied Mrs. Gabb
Curiosity" exclaimed Mr.. Gabb. 81
thought a woman never ran out OF
that."-London Answers.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
Her Species,

"She is the gray mare in that
house." 81 should call her more of
an old nag"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
All RIGHT, in That Even,

"Should one kiss young man good
night?'
'sIf you can't get rid of him any
other, way / consider it permissible"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

aCI.
Hostess (beamingly)-How do you
like your pie, James?
James-A l-l-little b-b-bigger, ma'am.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

Treat reports with indifference, aud
others will soon learn to disregard
them-Ouida.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

~ WV - SSAAN4 AA~S
rest at night
would lie awake and
get so nervous /
would have to get
up and walk around
and in the morning
would be all tired
out. I read about
Lydia E. Pinkham's
We ge table Com
pound and thought
l would try it. My
nervousness soon
e.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

A torpid liver condition prevents proper
food assimilation. Tone up your liver with
Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills They act
gently and surely. ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

Our chain of life is forged with lit
tie rings; and little words and acts
uplift the soul.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

why buy many bottles of other vermi-
fuges. when one bottle of DR.. Peery's Dead
Shot will act surely and promptly? Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
important to Mothers
Insulted.

-insuIted.
Sonny-Father, one of the boys said
I look like you.
Father-Why did you say?
Sonny-Nothin'. He's a lot bigger
than me.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

Every minister has his favOritC
hymn, and every other man has his IA
vorite her.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

AS soon as you eat tablet Of
Pape's Diapepsin all the Indigestion
pain stops. Gases, acidity, heartburn,
f1atulence and dyspepsia vanish. Pape's
drug stores. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

In Addition, VapoRub is Alb
sorbed Through and Stimu-
lates the Skin, Attracting
the Blood to the Surface and
Thus Aids in Reducing the
Congestion Within.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

Fish are said to be excellent brain
food. It's q shame to waste the fish
in some cases.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
An Inheritance,

"The widow is tardy."
ST suppose she takes after her late
husband"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

After a man runs into debt he either
walks out or stays in.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
W0MAN'S NERVES
! MADE STRONG
By Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Winona, MINI. suffered for more
than year from nervousness, and was
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
Its Contents.

Mrs. HOorah has war garden"
HAS she raised vegetables in It'll"
"No; flags"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15
Groves Taste,ess chill Tonic

restores vitality and energy by purifying and en-
fiching the blood. You soon feel its Strength
ening, Invigorating Eject. Price &C.,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

When Baby Is Teething
GROVES BABY BOWEL MEDICINE will correct
the Stomach and Bowel troubles. Perfectly harm.
less See directions on the bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-11-15

A man can have a lot of fun in this
world and still be a gentleman.