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New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1918-12-11

most advantageous terms possible.
Immediately following the signing
of the armistice orders were given
suspending the construction of build
ings, docks, tracIkage, etc, and NO
vembcr Il specific orders were issued
disseminating practically all projects
Of construction, suspending all pur-
chases and directing the cancellation
of purchase orders and contracts so
far as possible.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1918-12-11
PARIS CONTENDS FRANCE
SHOULD GET GERMAN SHIPS

Paris, Dec 11.-F'irst consideration
should be given France in the distri-
button of the German commercial
fleet, the Echo de Paris contends and
urges the necessity of placing among
the peace conditions a stipulation for
the delivery of a sufficient number Of
German steamers to permit France
Immediately to regain her normal
traffic facilities.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1918-12-11
DOCTOR COULD
NOT help her
But Lydia Z. Pinkharn's Vege-
table Compound Saved
Her from a Serious
Operation.

Brooklyn, N. VI suffered some
thing dreadful from displacement and
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1918-12-11

The Big Store, Rapha
Dept. Store will gladly c
your Christmas Club chez
II.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1918-12-11
EDDIE CURRAN BACK
FROM WEST FRONT
Was Gasscd and Sent Back to States
TO Recuperate; Now at Camp
Merritt, N. j.

Edwin r. Curran, of 1875 Fairview
street, arrived in New York, Monday,
on the transport Sierra from overseas.
He called up his mother on the tele-
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-27


GARAGk-Wantsa . garage for one car
near Eighth and Boston, Call ossge 6I27
HoUsE-WAnted, 10 rent a 0 or Groom mod
srno house at once Phone 1850.
OFFICE Ro0M--wantsd, will buy your fur
niture. Address Box E.5i, cars World
RooMs---Wantsd, by FebruAryi, two unfuf
pishsd rooms. or care OF roofhipg house by
elderly couple close In; perinsuent " rent
reasonable. Phons ossge1275 Monday.
BuBuhBAN HOME--Wanted, 70 rent By
March IS or April I. suburban home
o must be near ar line and have ct least
five rooms half acre or more Of good
ground south or cast preferred will par
slr months cash rent In advance and
might purchase property. Phone i2ti
between 2 and p. m,
LIaT YottR HousEa--~Witb me; | hav,
customers waiting for o, 9, and sroou
houses, furnished or uniurnishedi let m,
have your llstinKt. See Wimbikh, 24i
Robinson hldg, phone l7lt or g64s,
PuRNIsHED HoUsE--wanted, completely
furnished house or apartment for gentle
man and wife, give fnii details when rs
plying. Address E-t, World,
NANTFD--Ta rent furnished house OF fou
or five rooms by family with children; per
tnanantt no objection 10 distance cut,
convenient 10 ear tine, DB0, care World
WANfED--To rent ANAL house furnished
or nnfurnished, within six or seven block
Of Second and Denver. X. @. Carmichael
Usage 10BT,
RooM--Wanied, by employed couple, roon
In modern home and board Tor 7'year oil
! ehnd; c,ossin; near school. Phone 622p
4. .a.-.sal.s a..as-ssssrai . laasss.
| arrnuIrQ Avn wAREHGkISES NJ
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-27
WANTED--To RENT

10 rent, BY oil corpora.
tion, fireproof steam heated garage, suit'
shle 70 store twenty Ave cars with room
for repair shop not particular about loesj
years Address proposals to Rosaua. Bos
li62, Tlasa. Okla.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-27
REAL ESTATE FOR RENT

HOUSE tbN RENT II
MADISON, =, N6--For rent, to couple With.
out children. three rooms; south side Of
double house. eloctrie liglhs good water
close-ini nice neighborhoOd: $40
PEORIA. n, 52i -rworoom house, fur,
nished full siie lot dandy garden spot,
Nee IMicr, 52i North Peoria.
kosEDALE, N. a2g For rent new s room
modern furnished residence; nice location
ON stree, car line garage for two cars.
Phone ISO
RosEDALE AND FIRST rent, two room
house Phone Usage 2fps'J
SOUTH SlpE Ton room residence, close.ln (;
beautiful h0me and arranged for renting
rooms; viii rent this home to one buying
the furpshlngs and furniture, Cal Moor
head and got iull Information IN regard to
price and location, Phone 659g.
SOUTH SIDE Close Ia Broom residence;
nicely arranged to rent rooms, lease on
building aud will rent the house 10 ono
buying furniture. eau arrange terms, Call
NqndAy Phone biB9.
SOUTH SIDE For rant B room bungaiow F.
close In rent reasonable this home is fur
nishcd elegantly viii rent the home provid-
ed YOU viii buy tho furniture Call Sun.
day rsne T227J.
SOUTH SIDE Five room bungalow close in ,
rent reasonable 10 party buyiug the furni'
turc eau Monday aud arrange MoOrhead,
~ Ault Bldg, phone 55spt
SODTH SlDE-for rent broom bungalow
close In, rent reasonable to party buying
furniture Call Monday aud arrange,
MoorhcAd, ph0ne 5baO.
VICTOR, \ 6I7 For rent, modern . room
bungalow oAk floors aud good maute See
owner sunday a. m al house; taa per
month,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-27
sALEsMrcN Ann ACENTs a

7N'hsM MAN-NeW York manufacturing con.
g,rn desires q representative 70 cover state
N pklahoma ealing on retail dry goods
.aae VITA popular priced line OF iadies'
W.anh underNeari commission basis only {
ttiefences required Progressive Under
Trar Co, 467 Broadway, New York city
N'i $50 a week TO special agents TO
UA'el BY automobile and Introduce 400.
.1nuIe powsF r0sl-oil lantern for farmers
uaHymen, hncksters, gardeners contractor
Afmy camps ete.t we Furnish tse auto free
~fil' Tor particulars. Thomas Mfg Co.
|IAS Mott st. Dayton, Ohio.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-27

SALESMAN Wanted experienced shoe
salesman for womsn's high. grade shoes.
Address 1884. care World office.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-27

sroItEs ANp wAREHousEs C
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-27
FINANCIAL.

norieLS--itOOMiNG HOUSES a.
H0rHs-lIolcl paying 100 per cent each
year on my selling price. one Of the best
located aud popular houses IN Tuisai com
plciely furnished. extra linen, etc, Reasoa
Tor selling is death In the family and must
leave city: $4,000 cash will handle,
Phone Usage 2ib0 for appointment,
HOTEL, IS RO0AS-for sale modern two
story btick hotel. rs rooms; only hotel IN
town OF 1000 population Addreas MrH'
HOTEL For sale good hotel making good
profits IN roous and meals reason for sale
drafted. for army. Address pslacs Hotel
\ hristow, OKLA .-..
housEs--i have aome small buys In , and
broom houses; furniture beng worm the
money. all close in. CAu for Miller, Usage
1888, iip First Natl Bank Bldg
BOOMING HOUSES have lot cf room,
ing houses, uptown and residence; good
PINioE psSpS''"IS '' Nile n 'u tho se' r"cmns s Ing
house man, phone 1853, 4l0 First Natl
hank Bldg,
BOOMING HOUsE---p room residence room
ing house; blocks from post office
house rents for t7bi price for furniture
5000 torms. Phone 00pl, N j. dasA A
Co. rooms and ,, over Palace thcAtet
RoOMING uOuSES-Cal us ior roomln 6
houses; slways big lat Of bargains;
yadon Investment Co, aip First Natl
Bldg, phone 1853,
kOOMlNu HOUSE Allison Realty Co sure
has tho roomlng houses--lArgs OF small,
| anywhere. Gail sT4t
IL ROOMS--For sale by owner n rooms.
| nicely furnished and sleeping porch. cheap
| for cash or will consider terms Coll 503
| South Main suret, phone i5J4
| u, II. MILLER a Co, deals only In rooming
| houses and furnished rooms Al9 firsl
National Bank Bldg Phone Osare 7s0a.
iO.RoOM HOUSE FuRNlTURE-Fo sale in
| l0'room roominE house Call Usage 2s25
| from TO 4 o. IN. after Sunday
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-27

WDMAS-A place 70 work In roqaing house
br small hotel, by neat, relisbls woman; !
can take full Charge will consider any Of
fer Usage afB5,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-27

STORIES AND wAREHxs,sEs 81
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-27
PROPERTY FOR EXCHANGE
Observation-Disclosures 10

MOLINE KNIGHT VIII trade lpAsserser
chummy. wire wheels. for good 2 passenger
roadster; Buick light sir preferred. Phone
l28. kieier, Okla
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-27
on lands AND LEASES 44-A

PRnDUCrIos--wAn small production on
desirable 40 10 i0Ghcre lease In good
shallow Hsld Evo detcrip lion and best
priee Ia frat letter, Address ai9 Baum
buildins Oklahoma oiiy Oklahoma.
FkOD0UfiuS NANfEi'--WAnt 10 buy d.
rect fron owner ekQiee 20 20 Po'barrel
PR duotio0 priced riEhi also lease IN
kis'er Pa Wo1t Flrsi, Tulsa.
OIL LEASE 40 asrsI 81 0oG csth no
Hgents Box II, Jennings, okls,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-27
BUSINESS SERVICE.

PAINTING AND DECORATING so
pApERtNG and painting estimates ehcsrtully
alysn al, WORK guaranteed. John Peterson,
Cedsr 2Ss7.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-27

siN LADfEs-sir neat youns ladies not
over ga 10 travel salary and expenses !
ehPertsnee Unnecessary, Call feE hias Hoi-
mAn, Hatel Brady
calls In an offfcs, Call room aO3 Annex
Hotel
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-27

ER0oM APT Now broom furnished apart
meat for rent 10 one Who will buy furui
ture, leaving. city, Apartmsht u. Wslksi
Apartments.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-27

WANTED TO buy an established furniture
business Would consider intcrtlt Al
dress E'9, care World.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-27

SHOE MAKER,-First class shoe max er
wanted At once; good salary 10 right party.
Annlv 2n West Second
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-27

IUR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. IN
DENTf STRY-w Wanted. frstc class dentistry,
to b.. paid for In yoesa lessons. E2o. care
World.
bREssh AKING-w Wanted, hrstelass dress
making, 10 be paid for In singing lessons,
- E,22, care World ...-.-
IANo-wanted, TO trade first class plano
for Jersey COW. Call 69elH
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-08-30
|TAXIS HERE NOT
TO COMPLY WITH
NEW FUEL RULES

1t is not probable that the taxi
cabs of Americas will comply with
the new fuel saving regulations which
provide that motor cars shall not be
operated on Sundays.
lne taxi cab drivers say that they
will be put out of business if they
do rot operate their autos On Sun
days. as they take in as much money
on that day as they do the rest Of
the week together. All of them heard
to discuss the matter so far indicate
they will operate on Sundays just as
heretofore.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-08-30

The Triton Gazette says: 'TVolney
Williams is a candidate for Rail-
road Commissioner If elected be
will make a splendid official. For
is years he has edited the Way
cross Journal-Herald, and has ever
been active in movements for the
best interest of the state. He comes
from one of the greatest railroad
centers Of the state, and from a sec
ton that has no representation on
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-08-30

hereby announce myself as
candidate for Railroad Commits
sioner, to succeed Hon. George Hill
yer, who is not candidate for re-
election, subject to the State Dem
ocratic Primary to be held in Sep
TENDER. The consideration of the
voters of the state is. most respect
fully requested.
VOLNEY WILLIAMS,
Waycross, Ga.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-08-30
WARNING!

Every German or Austrian in the
United States, unless known by years
of association to be absolutely loyal,
should be treated as a potential spy
Be on the alert. Keep your eyes
and ears open. Take nothing for
granted Energy and alertness may
save the life of your son, your hus-
band or your brother.
The enemy is engaged in making
war in this country in transmitting
news to Berlin, and in spreading
peace propaganda, as we'll as lies
about the condition and morale of
American military forces.
Whenever any suspicious act, or
disloyal word comes to your notice,
communicate at once with the Vigil
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-08-30
MUSTARD GAS
MOST HORRIBLE

Washington.-The most dangerous
kind of poison gas used by the Ger
mans is mustard gas" or dichloro-
diethysulphide.
Mustard gas has a distinctive but
not altogether unpleasant smell, more
like garlic than mustard, 1t is heavy
and oily as liquid. 1t boils at PIT de-
grees centigrade, and thus has proper
ties whereby it can be distributed in
the form of spray on the impact of a
shell.
Mustard gas is powerful producer
of tears. After several hours the eyes
begin to swell and blister, causing in
tense pain. The nose discharges freely,
and severe coughing and vomiting en-
sue.
Direct contact with the spray causes
blistering of the skin, and the vapor
penetrates through the clothing Gas
masks, of course, do not protect
against this. The symptoms are similar
to pneumonia - high fever. heavy
breathing and often stupor.
The damage done by mustard gas is
a slow and insidious development. The
breaking down of the affected tissues
is slow, the height being reached from
five to ten days after the burn is re-
ceived. The painlessness is also a
marked characteristic. Healing is
slow.
Mustard gas besides being used in
direct attack, is also used for 'neutra-
lization." For instance, where supplies
and ammunition are being brought up,
a few mustard gas shells will result
in dangerous confusion and delay. A
part of the infantry is ''neutralized"
by having food and ammunition cut
down. If the she'll hurts as well as
neutralizes, so much the better.
The American mask to fight mustard
gas is Of the box respirator type. The
hood is of rubber. Breathing is
through the mouth, pincers shutting
off the nOstrils. The gas-Charged air
enters through the bottom of the can
listers, where by means Of neutralizing
chemicals, it Is purified. From the top
of the canister the air is drawn into
the lungs.
There is a one-way shutter valve in
the hood through which the air comes
out This mask is designed to last ten
hours. For artillerymen the war de-
partment has made an oil suit which
encloses the soldier bodily.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-08-30
RIFT NEWS.

Mr.. and Mrs. j. A. Wren had as
their guest, Sunday, Mr.. and Mrs R.
J. Dorman and Mr. and Mrs. Albert
Wren and badly, Lucille.
Little Miss Ruby Beemon, of Plains,
is visiting her sister, Mrs. Albert
Wren
Mr.. and Mrs Julian Suggs was at
the home of Mrs. A. R. Bessinger
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Laramore and
children, spent Saturday night and
Sunday at Cobb with home folks.
We are sorry to hear that Mrs. j.
H. Young is still confined to her bed
and hope she will soon be out again,
Messrs. Chas. Laramore and r. j,
Dorman was in Smithville Saturday
on business.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cleave Dearisso was
at the home of Mr.. ]. s. Matthews
Friday.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-08-30
BASEBALL MOST
POPULAR SPORT
AT FIELD HERE

A total of 1874 men were reach
ed through the Y. M. c. A. physical
activities at Souther Field during
July, made up of 1911 participating
in AZ games, meets, bouts, etc, and
witnessed by 1928. Souther FLED
ranked 18th in the departmental sta
tistics
In popularity, baseball ranked first
for July, participants and spectators
for that sport showing 1926 men
reached, made up of TAI players, par
ticipating in Is games and being wit
messed by 1854. Track and Field
came second with total of 1926 men
reached, and boxing came third witch
1916.
These figures show the great good
that the Y. M. C. A. is performing
in the Southeastern camps in fur
nishing entertainment, amusement
and recreation for the boys in the
service, through the physical depart
ment alone.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-08-30
Burn German Text Books.

Marinette, Wis.-While scores of
people looked on the German text
books formerly used in the Menomonie
high school were burned in the public
square, thus marking the end of the
teaching of the TeutOnic language in
the public schools of this city.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-08-30
FlDO'S BATH AND
3 MEALS ASSURED

Spokane, Wash.-One thou
sand dollars to provide three
meals a day, a bath and a bed
for her pet dog is a provision
of the will of Mrs. Quincy Bur
CESS, recently admitted to pro-
bate. When the dog dies the
will provides that it shall be
buried beside it's late owner. A
nice casket" is to be used and
the dogs grave is to be properly
cared for.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-08-30
Rob Sewing Machine Bank.

Sharon, Pa.-Mrs. James Rasei wait
ed two weeks to report that someone
had stolen $1,000 from her sewing ma
chine drawer bank.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-08-30

This massive looking specimen of
man is big enough 70 take ones
breath away. The most recent jibe di-
rected at tall men, Jaw, you're too big
to fit in the trenches is smashed to
smithereens, as this picture shows.
The giant" is an Italian colonel,
who is paying a visit to the Italian sec
tor in France. The Italians on the
western front have been giving a good
account of themselves and are CO.
operating with the French on this
front to stop the German drive just
started.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-08-30

the Commission
Legislature b found"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-08-30

ance Corps OF the American Defense
Society, with the police department,
or with the local Office of the De-
partment Of Jusice.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-02
Women Sufferers May
Need Swamp-RoOt

Thousands upon thousands Of women
have kidney and bladder trouble and
never suspect 1t.
Women, complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result Of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidney, are not in a healthy
condition they may cause the other or
gans to become diseased.
Pain in the back. headache. loss Of
ambition, nervousness, are often times
symptoms OF kidney trouble.
Don't delay starting treatment Dr.
kiImcr's Swamp Root. physicians
prescription obtained at any drug
store. may he Just the remedy needed
10 overcome such conditions
Get a medium or large size bottle i'm
mcdla'cly from any drug store.
However, If YOU wish first To test this
great preparation send ten cents TO Dr.
hIlmer & Co., BInghamton. N Y, for
sample bottle When writing he sure
and mention the Oklahoma City Dali.
Times (AdvI
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-02
School Boys Will
Make Fruit Dryers
For Women of City

IT T. RusDh supervisor of manual
training in an the city schools, an
7oun.rd today that the boys in the
manual training classes Of the schools
will make irut and vegetable dryers
for the women of the city free. cxccp,
for the cost Of materials The boy3
wlll be prepared 10 start work on the
d.ycrs next Monday Miss Icno Os-
borne domestic science instructor in
the high school will receive orders for
the dryers hy mail or By telephone al
Walnut 1898
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-02

Stnce the beginning OF the war the
British admiralty believes that nearly
one-half Of all the German submarines
operating in British waters have been
eaptnred, sunk or otherwise destroyed.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-02
Extraordinary Sale of
Children's Dresses
Gingham and Percale
S1.25 and $1.50 dresses, 98c.
$l.75 dresses reduced to $1.29.

1t is the time of year that girls
must have wash dresses and plenty
of them Here you will see unusual
values in Ginghams and Percales,
with style adornments that are un-
usual at the prices.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-02
TEACHER IS APPOINTED
WAR SAVINGS CHAIRMAN

Mrs. John Davis, teacher in the Gen
tral state normal school at Edmond was
yesterday appointed as chairman of the
womeus War Saving stamp committee
OF Oklahoma county The appointment,
was made by George w Barnes, state
director
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-02

and Mrs. Jack Grecnlees Mrs Frank
Dale and Mrs, {. +. Sturm were spe-
cal guests OF the day
~ ~ "
Mr. and Mrs II Ford Young Of 1872
West Thirtieth street, left yesterday
morning to make their home in Ama-
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-02

rllo Texas Mr.. and Mrs Young
were the houScgucStS of Mr.. and Mrs.
w C Craig Of ll07 North Shartcl dur
ing the early portion OF the week
n v "
Rev Frank Barrett will leave Mon
day for Shawnee, Okla, where he viii
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-02

deliver the commencement address ioI
the Shawnee high tchool Tuesday eve
ming
%
Nova chapter No POS meets this eve
nlng At 80 in the Masonic temple when
they have initiation
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-02
Roll of Honor

Twcniy-six men for the navy and
Twelve for the army was the number
hho volunteered yesterday 10 help
Uncle Sam down the kaiser Their
names follow:
Navy.
William Moore Floyd II Hamay
lanes T.. Suuw, Odell Lawson, Timothy
T. Williams, Joe M HightDwCr, Fred
rick T. Boyce. Netmah v Lyle. LEROY
2. Cooper, Laiveh Il Smiley, Chester -.
Whismand, Mackle Bcckerdite. Ralph A
Maxwell Robert ". Gibbs. Rupl Rich
lrdson, Dudley Dew Ellis
Army.
Morand A. Phillips, Oklahoma city.
Patrick q. Pagan, Oklahoma CITY: Hor-
ace u. Durfey. Selling; Lee Anderson.
Bunalo; William l., Walce, Mulhall,
Hugh nj Martin. Norman: Roy j Nor
gan, Gushing; George W. Moore, Carson;
pa W, Jackson, Maud Herman NJ Reed
L.ahona ReH McCllntUn. Tulsa, Okla /;
David ". White. Cove. Ark.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-02

To write an open letter.
To some low brow hick.
Who writes in everyday.
On the same typewriter.
An tells the boss,
All the nasty things.
lie can think of this.
Daily work of Genius.
Somehow or another.
He's been afraid thus far
To give his name and address.
which goes to show.
He must be ashamed Of IT,
l don't blame him at all.
If had that bad nature
I'd be ashamed, too.
To let anyone know Of it.
or course II he's got
All that stuff in his system.
He oughta get rid Of it,
But II I was that gent
First I try out.
A big dose Of ealomel.
Followed next morning.
BY a big whirI-bang powder.
An not clutter up.
Claude Weaver's mail bags
With a lot Of stuff.
That would get him in jail
II Claude knew he sent it.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-02
MuSelf andOherS
(@D A2Pc-

l nave maze one discovery
In this big old world.
There are more things
To eu,s cold s,c
MT,
Is to make ''P'0.' pudding.
INTO nice not pou.nes'
AN wrap II on your ankles.
Ihen smell some gasoline.
buno'e yourself up wen.
IN SIX auto '.sh.on''
An then go to sleep
"hiie two phonogfaphs play