New Britain herald., 1918-06-27

who takes my medicine will not take any other.' Two of the testim onials that he received were as follows: Dear Doctor: When I began taking your medicine l could sec but little; now l can see my finish" and Dear Doctor: 1 still stick to your porous plaster"
 Sophie Meshken has recently ap- peared on the screen in a play en- titled, Me, Myself and I.' This gave Sophie splendid opportunity to at last see herself as others see her.
 Bernard Kranowitz and Jimmie Butler, ladies and gentlemen. are jour- nalists by adoption and judges of fem mine beauty by profession. Bernie and "Jimmio'' often travel many miles to have a consultation With a fair one.
 Emily Sergent and Ruth Scheidler have written a book entitled "NatiOn- ality.' They state in their book that a man born in Michigan is called a Michigander We surmise, then, that the women must be called "Michl- gooscs' and the. children "Michigos- lings.' Emily and Ruth are trying to determine the nationality of a person whose father was an Italian, whose mother was Turk. and who was born on an English ship under a French flag.
 New Leaders Head Bullshevi<i. Defeated in First Battlo by Grande
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 Those were the headlines which caught our eyes on one of the pro fusely illustrated pages of the 'Bris- tol Monthly.' Immediately after that were printed the names of Samuel Shulman and Saul Leades, who were the self-appointed leaders of the 'She- vikies' who were fighting in Every ones Land. Somewhere Over There y The picture following was that of 'Lanl1" Gubernick. Grand Habitue of Grandvisitors. We were certainly proud to learn that our classmates had risen so high, but what puzzled Us was the title of Gubernick and that of his army When we found out the req son, we certainly enjoyed a grand (Grande) and glorious feeling.
 United We stand-divided we fall has been the policy of "Scrapper' Harry O'Conner, Ed Wright and "Wood'' Gaffney, now the owners of a large institution of recreation in a city called New Britain, Conn.
 Mabel I<lingberg is matron of q large orphan asylum. Mabel is very successful in her work, for she is loved by the children and esteemed by everyone.
 Wilhelmina Fienneman and Mildred Gaffney manufacture picture albums These albums contain enlarged photo graphs of the good marks these girls had earned at the High school. Many High school pupils buy these albums for inspiration.
 Eleanor Pyatt has started 9 school for instruction in the gentle art of bluffing She has almost half of the pupils of the High school under her tutorage.
 Walter May and Clifford Cutie are now famous publishers and are copy writing their stories. Both had good practice in this line in Room 13 in copywriting from other people.
 Grace Corridan has written a book entitled, "How to Be 8 Good Scholar Grace is a good authority on the sub- ject of scholarship.
 Lawrence Doolitt1e is now engaged in business with Henry Ford. Abe Seymour Gordon, his associate, has in formed us that Ford contemplates selling the business to them; in fact, the stationery for the new concern is already being printed. The following
  Seymour Gordon and U. Doolittle, builders of air tanks, gasoline bubbles. heat coolers and ocean wave spread CTS: sky upholstering a speciality.
 Clara Andersen finds Boys a most subject, so she is now at the head of a large institution for boys in Newington.
 "Oleo- Margarie." No, it's not a, sophomore calling his freshman friend to school, but Tommy Grace selling Oleomargarine. Tom has opened 8 store back of the Beaver street hill and has engaged Thomas Hanford and Martin Fresen as his chief clerks. Since entering Tommy's employ they have become much more hilarious in their speech and behavior and are not the nice-appearing boys they used to be.
 Hattie Reyna! has been devoting all her time lately to working on comforts for the soldiers, and from all inquiries her efforts seem to be directed for one particular person across the water. We see him with three crosses of war upon his chest. Harriet still thinks of Kenneth.
 Edward Sechrest and James McDer- mott have full charge of the autOmO- ole corps or the united states gov and due to the foresight and inventive genius of both Ed and James he United States boasts of a. 50th cen ,ury standardized automobile. James lid the designing work, while Ed was mechanic, chauffeur and car washer.
 Thirza Lockwood is head scout mis- ress of all the Girls Troops in Amer ca. Her headquarters are in New Ork.
 'Couragc, Man., courage--inside Is l remedy for all troubles This place seemed decidedly to our liking, and inside we found Florepce Farr. Truly, our troubles were rapidly vanishing, l