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The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1918-11-14
'CAsCARETs" WORK
WHILE YOU SLEEP
FOR Sick Hesdachss Sour Stomach.
o@vg2bh Liver Ind Bowsis-
1ke csse1fsts tonight

-
Ey7d T9pfue. Rad TASTE, Indiees-
-tjsd, sallop Skin ant Miserable Head.
aches c9ks> from torpid IfSer and
clcggc bowen. whisA cause your stom.
aeh 10 become Allied y .tAi undigsstei
fsd. which sslrs and fern.>nis like gar
hge 10 swill barrel. ThAt's the drst
stop To untold usissry-irsaierstion. foul
gass, had brcsth. yeIIow skin. mental
fears. everything that l. .h1fS2bIs and
nAns"stsng A CAscsspg tonight viii
give ynnr onstlpatsj t,awels tharough
s'sans'ng sad struxahtsn you out BY
mornias. rhsy vosk while you slsp.-
a locrnt bon frsn year druggist viii
kssp ya issllss xosd for no6lthN
Rev. J. r Hicks went TO Amarillo
Tuesday. and spent several days In
that part az the Panhandle Ne
will leave nest week Zoe hls new
work. AZ Presiding Elder 81 tbs
alamfafd plslflei
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1918-11-14
Pvt. John NJ. Leggett.
DON'T BE JUST AN
AVERAGE" MAN

Young people must make them
selves efficient and handle their
earnings properly during their pro-
ductive years II they are to escape
the common lot of being dependent
in old age.
The life insurance companies have
compiled figures which abundantly
demonstrate these facts Give sober
consideration to this digest Of Me
experiences Of one hundred average
men. At the age Of sixty-fise the
record Of these men are as follows
tbirty-fivc are dead. one rich. four
wealthy, sis are self supporting but
are compelled tOs~ork for3 living,
fifty-four OF over half he. number
arr dependent on childfen, riatives,
or charity. This is a ssA ttaie Of
affairs and only can ~ 'femedied by
getting the proper kind Of business
training IN youth
The average educated man gets a
salary Of t2,0ea . year Ne work.
forty year,, making total 81 $50.
600 IN life time The average day
IshofsF gsls $500 per dsY hFee
hundred days In the ysar, a ssuo .
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1918-11-14
, . = . . .
, LETTERS FROM THE SOL. .
/. DER BOYS.

VI Il. Carr.
Somewhere 10 France. l0-16.1S
Mrs. Euia Carr. Lubbock, TEXAS.
Dear wife: Hope you are well and
enjoying life. / am wei and feel
fine like here better than | really
expected too. but yet il don't look
like the good old U. S A to me.
had nice trip coming over |
didn't get sea sick myself, but most
Of the boys fed the fishes some
wrote you letter few days
ago, but didn't get it wrote in time
to get it in before we moved again.
so destroyed it, There are lots Of
things | would like to write to you,
but can't guess viii have lots to
tell you about when | get back
home
would give anything in the world
if could see you today. Hope it
will not be so very long till we can
come back home | think | will get
back to my old company. possibly, in
a few days certainly hope | do.
This is a very pretty country, but it
is curious, it is so different to Amer
lea. ! am now at -- France
| think viii be able to write to you
every few days from now on. hope
it will not be long till can hear
from you. am getting very anxious
to hear from home, but am waiting
patiently, for know ! may not hear
for some time yet, possibly two
months.
If you have time soon you can
write to mother and let her know
you heard from me. I'm going to
write to her this evening il ! have
time, but you and her both may not
get the letters.
| don't guess will write very much
till | get with a permanent company.
This is about all know (that | can
write viii close with love and best
wishes to you and may God bless and
help you, as ever. your husband.
Corp Marshall B Carr,
@ NJ Casual Depot. : 2. o. 7l3 \
T.. F.
p S-Tell Mr. Penney and Uncle |
Jim | will write to them as soon as
pet settled.-M. c.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1918-11-14

Rev. G. y Lynn. went to IIedley
Wednesday to look after some bus
mess matters in that place lie has
sold some property there and has 10
Gated in Lubbock for the present H.
will have charge Of the east half Of
he Lubbock Mission the coming year.
and will preach at Monroe, Idalou,
Canyon and New Hope. Rev. Ross
VIII have that part Of the work west
OF town, as heretofore.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1918-11-14
A FAMILY
MEDICINE
= Her Mothers Home, Says Thi,
Georgia Lady, Regarding Black
Draught. Relief From Head
ache, Malaria, Chills, Etc.

1inggold. Ca Mrs. Chas. CASTOR,
- this place. writes: IL am a user
~ Thedford's Black Draught; in fact.
b was one Of our family medicines.
Also In my mothers home. when
vas child. When any of us child.
ssn complained OF headache. usually
unused by constipation. she gave US
. dose Of Black raught, which would
lsctify the trouble. Often in the
0pring. we would have malaria and
shill9 or troubles of this kind. we
voule take Black-D raught pretty reg
NlAr until the liver acted well, and
~ fould soon be up and around
aQit. We would not be without II.
Tor Il certainly has sHved us lots OF
0octbr bills. Just dose OF Black.
prso ght when not 50 we'll saves =
lot q days in bed"
THedfords Black Draught has been
IN DPS for many years In the treat
ment OF stomach. liver and bowel
troubles. and the popularity which II
now en- Joys Is proof OF Its merit.
II your liver Is not doing It's duty,
you Pill suffer from such disagree
abs symptoms as headache, bilious
mesa constipation, indigestion, etc.
and unless something Is done. serious
trouble may result.
Thedford's Black-Draught has been
found q valuable remedy for these
troubles. It is purely vegetable. and
acts in a prompt and natural way.
regulating the liver to Its proper
functions and cleansing the bowels OF
Impurities. Try IT, Insist on Thed-
eord's the original and genuine q 70
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1918-11-14
GIRLS LEMON JUICE
IS A SKIN WHlTENER
How to make creamy beauty lotion
for few cents.

Thc juice Of two fresh lemons strained
into3a bottle containing three ounces Of
orcDard white makes a whole quarter
Pig OF the most remarkable lemon skin
b4utiiier at about the cost one must
tP1y for small jsf Of the ordinary cold
qeams. CareeIiopld " taken to strain
be lemod juice trQseh a fine cloth SO
70 lemoy pulp qtsTi then this lotion
FM ktpr freslF for months Every
woman Knows that lemon juice Is used
to bleaai and remove such blemishcs as
freckles4 sallowness and tan and is
the ideal skin softener. whitener and
beautifier.
just try IL Get three ounces of
orchard white at any drug store aud
two lemons from the grocer and make up
. quarter pint Of this sweetly fragrant
lemon lotion and massage il daily into
the face, neck, arms and hands.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1918-11-14

The editor Of this paper spent a
few hours IN Tahoka Tuesday, look
ing after business matters. The peo-
pie Of that town are very optimistic
over the oil prospects in that com
munity. The Tahoka Oil and Gas
Company are busy installing the well
drilling machinery. and operations
toward oil viii soon begin.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1918-11-14

was hit in the chest, just above
the right nipple. by a machine gun
bullet last Saturday tOct 5thl but
i only penetrated about an inch. II
passed through some note books. let
ters and my safety razor, which al
most stopped it Ny razor was brok-
en- into small bits. so guess il will be
a safety razor for me the rest Of the
time | am in France. These French
razors don't look good enough TO
buy. Tie Red Cross gives safeties
10 all the boys going TO the front, so
I'll be fitted out soon. was given
my clothes this afternoon and guess
I'll be leaving here tomorrow
was very much surprised to get
a bullet where ! was, as was act
ing as company runner and had ad
vanced with the front wave 10 a wood
where there were so many guns we
halted and dug in. While there the
Major sent for a runner to go to Bat
talon headquarters and ! was sent
back there, where ] stopped bullet
inside of an hour. When opened
up my clothes the end Of the bullet
was sticking out so | pulled il out
with my fingers.
With love to all, your son.
Pvt. John NJ. Leggett,
Co. |, 26th Infantry.
Mr.. Leggett is a brother-in-law Of
our fellow citizen, Marvin Bounds
Mr.. Bounds friends join with the
Avalanche in congratulating Mr.. Ing
gett on his narrow escape and we
hope he may soon return safely home.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1918-11-14

There IL only one commodity you
have any moral right 10 be sxsraya.
giant over just nav That eommedi,
" 10 W \ y. fxtravasance for
War Savings stamps IL the klad Of
spending that any long legged banker
will aid and shst yeu ln
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1918-11-14

year. In forty years he earns $4,000
The difference. $4,000, equals the
financial value of an education. To
acquire this earning capacity requires
about five months time or one hun
dred and fifty days in the Tyler Com
mercial College. Divide one hun
dred and fifty days into $4,000 the
value of an education, and you will
find that each day spent in the TyleG
Commercial College is worth 1898
to you without considering the salts
faction and pleasure Of living much
more successsol- life. Fill in and
nal for free eatal0r., Get out ~
The average class. Tyler Commercial
College, Tyler. Texas.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1918-11-14

IN tbs ISSUE ar al from the Cad
lilac Garage Thl. place is now I'M
der The management Of Hoyi Agnew
apd they ask share Of your pat.
tcnage Read their adj
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1918-11-14

George Henderson and family, Of
Oklahoma are here this week He is
visiting his brother, J f. Henderson,
and is on his way out to his mothers
farm in the northwest part Of Lynn
county. where he viii farm the com.
ing year.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1918-11-14

Even though peace has come don't
delude yourself with the idea that
those pledges to invest in Govern
ment War Savings Stamps are
scraps Of paper" They are bind
ing personal obligations
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1918-11-14

"Corns Never Trouble Me. us 'Getslf'
Why hump you4elf tfp on fhe floor
and With your j,Nvs sdi aud fyes pop
ping FROM palm terk and ,g0uge
and Qpt ydrr cOrnt? Why irrltate your
toes with sono ssdve OF wrisp your toe
into big pninful bundle with some
sticky tapb or plastrf Life tstoo short.
Use "Gsfs-Itr-it lakes . fsv Seconds
TO appis and THERE'S no fusslsg. Corn
pains 20. Wear ns+x shoes "a you want.
Peel on the corn With Your finsers-the
whole thing. root and all, clenr and
clean. and its gonci Only 'Gets-ft"
can do this Tnkgno chances.
"Gets-it." the guaranteed. money
back corn-remcNer. the only sure
way. costs but a tfine at any drug store.
Mfd by ". fhwruce a. Co. Chicago. H.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1918-11-14

Dear M0ther:--
wrote you a short note couple
Of days ago but left il on the table
az the hospital | just came from and
don't know whether it will be mailed
or not. so will write again.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1918-11-14

Only Real Way to Get Rid of Corns.

Which do you prefer "a corn that
pulls or - corn that peels7 Butchery
or blessednes.f only "Gets-It" can get
rid OF your corn the pecl-On way. tho
blessed way. You don't need q pull.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-06-21
REAL ESTATE AGENCY
FOR SALE

ID. VI. Parrott-Place. / 1-2 miles
from Glover; on Glover road: 800
acres; 6-r dwelling; Ar tenant
houses. Will sell as whole or in
two tracts. Priced right.
Six-Room House-On 62 acres OF
good land. on Howells Ferry road, 3
miles from Courthouse
11S Acres Land-6-r dwelling, 3-r
tenant house. 1-2 mile Of Zion church
and school.
200 Acres-Of saw timber and wood =
land. within mile Of Zion church. Saw
timber worth price Of whole tract
Two Vacant Lots-90x300 and look
225 feet, on Kings Mountain street.
Building Lot-60x225 feet, on west
side Wright avenue.
1877 AcreS-I-room dwelling. ten
ant houses. known as the will Wal
lace Places miles south Of Yorkville.
Level land.
j. +. kell Property-7-room dwell
ing; l 1-2 acre lot on East Liberty
street, Yorkville.
lot-Near Graded school-9O feet
front; 200 feet deep. On shady side of
the street. See me about II.
c. F. SHERER. Real Estate.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-06-21

cr would quit row hut his pride won't
i-; him. and h. knows hc would los"
his job and 20 down in histor: as a
failure" f." is grabbing AT strIws.
hoping that something" viii happen
anL that h" will yet win. II h" can
70, III" Allies iGssins among them
selves. then hc has a chance. other
wise not. II is question Of time.
ana i: | were you | would take II easy.
Til" waving ni tn" lin" oIsc way or III"
other has nothing 10 do with thr out
come Ui the war. When tn" G"rInan ms
wiE a f"w miles il Is for lin" purpoSr
| Of th, moral cffrct on IA" German
IroIl, at h0m.. They hay" to lie fed
Il ln,lr Gf ,hn, nnw and then tn keep
them quiet. There is no Caus" to
worry. or course | SNOW yui cannot
hcii hut wprry Il little, r'@ar,il"sS:
hut woIid not il ! wcr" YOU. am
not. Dick.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-06-21
An Unfortunate Affair. -

An Unfortunate Affair. "Lool
here" yelled the infuriatcd bride.
groom of n day. dashing wildly into
the editors room of the country week,
ly. what do you mean by such an in.
fernal libel on me in your account OF
our wedding"
What's the natter" asked the cdi-
tor calmly. "DidI'; we say that aft
cr your wedding tour you would max,
your home at the Old Mansc?"
Yes" howlcd the newly made bcnc-
dict. land just sec how you've spell
ed It,"
And the editor looked and read:
after their wedding tour the newly
married couple will make their home
at the Old Nan's.-Louisvillc Courier
Journal.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-06-21
The Matter With Kansas.-Govcr,

The Matter With kansas.-f;ovcr'
nor Cappcr of Kansas. recently point.
ed out what nc deemed TO he tn,
matter with Kansas" The avrrag,
Kansan. nc said. gets up in the morn.
ing in q house made in Michigan, al
the sound Of an alarm clock made IN
Illinois: puts on his Missouri over
alls: washes his hands with Cincin.
natl soap in Pennsylvania basin:
sits down to n Grand Rapids table;
eats Battle Creek breakfast food. and
Chicago bacon cooked on Il Michigan
range; puts New York harness on q
span of Missouri mules and bitches
them TO South Bend wagon. oi
starts up his Illinois tractor with q
Moline plow attached. After the days
work ne rides down town in a Detroit
automobile. buys box of ST. Louis
candy for his wife, and spins back
home. where nc listens to music
canned" in New Jcrscy.-Kansas
City Star.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-06-21
The Missing Enqine-Mr. Black,

The Missing Engine-Mr. Black. an
old retired farmer. decided to pur-
chase an auto. Against the advice Of
dhis his X6e As xest = The urit -e1aps ta e
purchase one. When it arrived at th'
farm a mechanic from n ncighborini
town was engaged TO drive and t'
see that all parts were working salts
factorily. Noticing slight irrcgu
larity in the engine. he unmarked:
Lets stop moment: the engine:
missing" Whcreupon the aggricvc'
Mrs. Black reproachfully remarked tc
her husbands:
Now. hear that. Silas-it's just a:
! told you. You should have takcI
someone with you that knew abou
cars. Now we have the car and tn,
engines missing, and what good is Il
without an engine ?"-Country Gen
tleman.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-06-21
May -. 1915.
Dear .ICSSlC:

Dear Jessie:
Your letters from April 18th tc
April 25th were received her" this
morning. having been forwarded from
my old address. also had n letter
from Meek under date of April 2Oth.
do not know any more now than
when wrote Monday. AS soon rs
know I'll write you. This thing OF
waiting comes little awkward, hut
there are plenty OF things to do in
the way of sight seeing. etc. There
lis an aviation camp near here and
enjoy seeing them do tricks in th"
air. This is quite historical city.
am going to see Il hig church that
was built in the 18th century. Many
things are much older
Monday was sort of holiday for
the French. All places OF business
were closed. 1t was very pretty
day and all turned out for strolls.
Many rode in n kind of surrey drawn
by horses. One very, very seldom
secs an automobile privately owned.
The government took over all such
vehicles carly in the war. The cafes
and restaurants were crowded all day.
Those are the places they serve
drinks. that Is. light wines and n
sort Of French beer. There is no
whisky in France. All classes and
i,,l. pt
places. have seen women, mothers
with their children. smoke cigarettes
in public places. hut there is very lit
tie of that. I take II that they do not
prefer to smoke. They think no more
of il than | would.
read all of your letters with n
great deal Of interest. If were yG':
| would not take the war so seriously.
The faster they fight the quicker II
will be over. What have the Gcr-'
mans gained in advancing a few
miles? What Is the land worth? II is
not n drop in the bucket. The price
they pay for it in men makes il loss
any way you figure II. OF course tho
Allies lost too. but not so much. The
Germans can't win. II is only n
question of time. Your local papers
are often misleading. They talk so
about what the 4. F.. F. is doing. as
il they were already fighting this war.
They will. of course. turn the trick
eventually in my opinion. hut they are
not a factor in the battle line Yet.
There is no question but that the
French and English can hold them un-
til We are ready, and then watch
what happens. Germany knows that
the allies are weakest now. and as
we come in they will get stronger.
That Is why the big drives are pulled
now. II Is good judgment. The kais-
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-06-21
Humorous department

A Heap" of Business-'Howdy'
Mistah Jones. Hadn't seen yo 10 a
long time. What yoI-all bin doin'?
Jones drew himself up proudly as
he made his reply:
Use suah bin doin' heap. Oh husI-
ness. Nose"
How you bin doin' so much bust
ness?"
"Yo' know dat gray mare used t"
hab?"
"Yessir."
Il traded dat mare TO some sheep
"Whcrc am dc Sheep"
81 dun traded dc sheep TO some cat
tie"
AN you got de- CATTLE
Nope, traded dem 70 some hawgs.'
An what am de hawgs wurth?"
"Bout sixty dollars"
What was de gray mare wurth?
Guess bout sixty dollars"
"Mis,ah Jones. where you hin max
in any money!"
'Ho long. you fool niggah: | didn't
say make money; but jos look at d'
business bee ndoin'."-country
Gentleman.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-06-21
What He Might Have Been

well equipped physically. Michael
Murphy had no difficulty in holding
his job as village sexton. until the
first intcrmcnt. when he was asked "a
sign the certificate. "Oi can't write.
said Mike, and was discharged.
Out OF job. Mike turned to con-
tracing and in time became wealthy
and n figure In his community. When
hc applied to the leading bank for Il
loan of fifty thousand dollars. n" was
assured that no could get it-and was
asked TO sign the necessary notes.
Again nc was obliged To reply: "oi
can't write"
The banker was astoundcd. "And
you have accumulated all this wealth
and position without knowing how to
write" he exclaimed. What would
you have been today If you could
writc?"
Mike paused moment. and answer
ed:
"Oi would have been Il SEXTON
Philadelphia Ledger.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-06-21
AGE NO BAR
Everybody In York Is Eligible.
nIJ u.n,J, S,non.H with suffering.

Everybody In York Is Eligible.
old people stopped with suffering.
Middle age. courag"OuSly fighting,
lOiIth protesting iInpaticntly:
Children unabl" 10 Explain:
MI in misery from their kidneys.
Perhaps littl, backachc at first.
Urinary disorders. dropSy may
uIIiChly follow.
DOan's kidn"y pills ar" for weak
kidE.ys.
Arc endorsed hy thousands.
Here's York testimony.
Mrs. J. r.. Howe. Madison ST, says:
".\hOu; six Years ago | WAS bad off
with rains in the small of my back
/ could hardly move around and some
times | hnd To put my hands on my
hips 10 cas" In" pain. III tell you, The
headaches mad" me think my head
would split. Dizzy spells w"r" pretty
bad. too and COuldnt' sleep well
nights. heard about Doan'S Kidney
l'iliS ;ni IwO hOX"S entirely cured m'
of that complaint ana put my kidn"yH
IN fin" condition."
Gpc. at al dealers. Foster Mill'urn
Co. Mf"rS.. l;ulialo. y. \.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-06-21
The Professor Was Rieht.-Thc L

The Professor Was Risht-Thc late
Professor Lounsbury of Yale. was n
foe OF the purist and pcdant. On his
summer vacation in the Adirondacks
one year the professor gaZed across
the lake one gray and sultry afternoon
and Remarked: at looks like rain"
\ pedant was sitting in rocking
chair nearby. What looks like rain.
professor" he chuckled. "lvc got
you there, What looks like rain?"
Professor Lounsbury turned n cold
eye upon the critic and answcrcd
"Watcr."-Boston Transcript.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-06-21
BUY EN- QUICK

BUY EN- QUICK
IT Is THE BOUNDEN DUTY Of
every Man, Woman and Child who
reads this advertisement, to BUY WAR
SAVINGS STAMPS. Not just single
stamp in order to say, I've bought"
but to BUY EVERY STAMP that YOU
can possibly pay for between NOW
and JANUARY 1ST. The splendid
work Our Boys are doing on the other
side thrills our souls when we read
about their deeds in the newspapers.
When those Boys over there read
about the FREE BUYING Of War
Stamps "over here" II will thrill their
! souls. Failure here to measure up to
every demand for support of the boys
over there, will be equivalent to giving
the Huns an additional dozen divisions
to fight Our Bows. Then, too, when the
Boys over There come back "Over
| Here" don't forget that YOU are 60
ing to be measured by them by what
| YOU did to help them when they were
| fighting for YOU Over There. BUY
STAMPS and Buy to the Limit. Buy
at THIS BANK.
u. s. HARTNESS, Cashier.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-06-21

No Peace for Him.-Willic was on,
walking with his mother, when she
thought she saw boy on the other
side of the street making faces at her
darling.
Willie" asked mother, "is that
horrid boy making faces at you?"
HE is." replied Willie. giving his
coat tug. Now, mother, don't
start any peace talk-you just hold
my coat for about five minutes
Boston Transcript.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-06-21
ICE GRE A M

Now that hot weather has come, oc.
caSonally you will want ICE
CREAM for your home and for par
ties. picnics, etc. LET ME SUPPLY
YuU. Any flavor you like in any
quantity, from One Quart upwards
Get NJ Price before you try to make
your own cream. Quality and Clean
lncSs Guaranteed.
MY SODA FOUNTAIN
Is ready to supply the thirsty with all
kinds of Ice Cold Drinks from the
Fountain spout and also in bottled
drinks -'iingcr Ale, oca-Cola. Pepsi
Cola, Chcro-Cola, Bevo. etc.
CHOICE FRUITS
You Will always find here a first
class assortment Of the best Fruits
Cali on me for your Fruit wants.
EAT AT JOHNS
When you feel like eating, come to my
Restaurant. Lunches and nea. serv-
cd on short notice ut moderate prices.
Yorkville Candy Kitchen
JOHN DEMAS. Prop.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-06-21
LADIES

VOUR Coat Suits and Skirfs and
l. Waists should be Dry Cleaned
We have in our employ a Dry Cleaner
Who Understands Dry CleanIn1 and
Does II Right Send Your Dry Clean
ing Work to Us. Guaranteed safisfac.
ton or no Charge.
kELLY'S PRESSING CIJB.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-06-21

A Startling Messase.-A travelling
salesman, in a strange town. was CIV
en- the shock Of his life when he re-
ceived a message from his wife.
which read as follows: Twins arrived
tonight; more by mail."-Judge.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-06-21

One Way to Do lt.-"Father. how
do you fill a fountain pen?" asked
Johnny.
We'll" asked his father. ''is II your
pen that you want to fill?"
"Yes. sir"
well. then, my boy" thoughtfully
answered the father. II would fill the
bathtub with ink, and then get in
and MI the pen."-Eychange.