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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
OLD PRESCRIPTION
FOR WEAK KIDNEYS

Have you ever stopped to reason why
it is that so many products that are ex-
tensively advertised, all at once drop out
of sight and are soon forgotten? The
reason is plain-the article did not fulfil
the promises of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to medicine.
A medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy is
recommended by those who have been
benefited, to those who are in need of it.
A prominent druggist says, "Take for
example DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, a
preparation I have sold for many years
and never hesitate to recommend, for in
almost every case it shows excellent re.
suits, as many of my customers testify.
No other kidney remedy that know of
has SO large sale"
According to sworn statements and
verified testimony of thousands who have
used the preparation, the success of DR..
Kilmers' Swamp-Root is due to the fact
that so many people claim, 1t fulflls al
most every wish in overcoming kidney,
liver and bladder ailments, corrects ur-
mary troubles and neutralizes the uric
acid which causes rheumatism.
You may receive a sample bottle of
Swamp-Root by Parcel Post. Address
DR.. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, and
enclose ten cents; also mention this paper.
Large and medium size bottles for sale
at all drug stores.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
Awful Word.

A few weeks after school began six.
year-old Jack announced. at the dinner
table:
"a boy at the school today said a
bad word"
ooh, DEAR" said mamma, ''he ought
to be ashamed"
Yes, and the teacher said she'd
have to punish him if he ever said 1t
again.
"What did he say" asked daddy.
81 can't tell you, daddy. 1t was aw-
full bad"
''Really?'
"Just awful, awful bad. I wouldn't
say such word" Then suddenly
Frightening, as If with a new idea !:
"But I'll spell it for you. 1t Is g-i-t!
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
What She Was Doino.

Young Mrs. Fusserly was going to
learn to knit socks for soldiers as a
part of her patriotic duties. And,
moreover, she was going to surprise
her husband by her accomplishment.
Hubble caught her one day laborious-
ly struggling with what might have
made a nice laprobe for a child's go
cart, but was an alleged sock instead.
"What in the world are you making
there?" he asked, manlike.
'I'm doing my bit" was her reply.
Ie returned in the evening just in
time to see her tearfully unraveling
the last stitches of the sock.
"H-m-m-m," he remarked, heartless-
ly. "At noon find you doing your bit.
In the evening I find you undoing it"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
PRACTICAL IDEA OF HEAVEN
Jimmy Could Think of Nothing Bet
ter Than Place of Solid Comfort
and Perfect Security.

Two little brothers in the country
shared huge feather bed. There was
nightly scramble as to who should
be first to bed, so as to get the choice
pace lat the back" protected by the
wall and by the sleeping brother 'in
front" 'In front" was regarded risky,
for one never knew what night some
terrible creature might come along
and carry off the front sleeper.
One cold, stormy night the following
conversation was overheard, after a
reriod of quiet, in which it was
thought that the boys We're asleep:
Jimmy" said Bud, whose voice
had a comfortable -back-of-the-
bed sound, what do you think heaven
is like?"
"Why I think" and Jimmy's timid
voice had a trembling, yearning tone
In 1t, 81 think heaven is like a great
big, nice feather bed, with room for
everybody in it, and nobody has to
sleep in front"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
GOODBYE BACKACHE, KIDNEY
AND BLADDER TROUBLES

box of imported GOLD MEDAL Haar-
lem Oil Capsules. They are pleasant
and easy to take. Each capsule con-
tains about one dose of five drops.
Take them just like you would any
pill. Take a small swallow of water
if you want to. They dissolve in the
stomach, and the kidneys soak up the
Oil like a sponge does water. They
thoroughly cleanse and wash out the
bladder and kidneys and throw off the
Inflammation which is the cause of
the trouble. They will quickly relieve
those stiffened joints, that backache,
rheumatism, lumbago, sciatica, gall
stones, gravel, "brickdust," etc. They
are an effective remedy for all dis
eases of the bladder, kidney, liver,
stomach and allied organs. Your
druggist will cheerfully refund your
money if you are not satisfied after a
few days use. Accept only the pure,
original GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil
Capsules. None other genuine.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25

For centuries all over the world
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil has af-
forded relief in thousands upon thou
sands of cases of lame back, lumbago,
scfatica, rheumatism, gallstones, grav-
ell and all other affections of the kid
neys, liver, stomach, bladder and al
lied organs. It acts quickly. 1t does
the work. It cleanses your kidneys
and purifies the blood. It makes a
new man, a new woman, Of you. 1t
frequently wards off attacks of the
dread and fatal diseases of the kid
neys. 1t often completely cures the
distressing diseases of the organs of
the body allied with the bladder and
kidneys. Bloody or cloudy urine, sed-
iment, or "brickdust" indicate an un-
healthy condition.
Do not delay a minute If your back
aches or you are sore across the loins
or have difficulty when urinating. Go
to your druggist at once and get a
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
disappearing a Bee.

English officers and men sim exper-
fence difficulties with the language at
the front. Recently an officer. seeing
a swarm of bees settled near his bill
let, rushed to adjacent cottages to in
form the residents. But explain ver-
bally he could not. So, taking paper
and pencil, he drew rough sketch Of
a hive, then waggled his fingers in
what he thought the correct winglike
way. 1t was failure, so he sketched
a number of bees, and buzzed bee
some buzz. Whereupon the costagers.
together with one consent, bolted TO
the dugouts, believing that he meant
hostile aircraft overhead. - London
Daily Chronicle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
Gold In the Head"

ls an acute attack Of Nasal Catarrh. Per-
sons who are subject to frequent "colda
in the head" will find that the use Of
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will
build up the System, cleanse the Blood
and render them less liable to colds.
Repe-ted attacks of Acute Catarrh may
lead to Chronic Catarrh.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is TAX.
en- Internally and acts through the Blood
All druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
$4,000 for any case Of catarrh that
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will not
F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
British DARING.

Richthofen, the famous German air.
fighter, now dead, once described how
an English machine one night came
down from height of $50 feet
through a fusillade of gun fire and
a binding glare of searchlights, to
bomb a German aerodrome with dead.
ly effect. Richthofen considered 1t
tremendously plucky that the man
Gi*Gn't swerve, but came straight on in
accordance with his plans"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
N.u Ml4+nesQ
Real Cause of Rainfall.

The real cause Of rainfall Is the cool
ing of the air by the vertical rising OF
heated air currents, and the incoming
Of cooler currents to take their places.
All weather conditions depend ulti-
nately for their origin on the hea ting
and cooling Of the atmosphere. All
the powder that could be reasonably
axpended in any battle, even by mil
lions of men engaged, would not be
enough to produce any appreciable
change in temperature throughout any
considerable section of the atmosphere
over the battle area.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
Indigestion, BIoat,
Heartburn, Caused
by Acid Stomach

What is the cause Of Indigestion, dys-
pepsia, bloat, heartburn, food-repeating,
belching, gassy, sour stomach, and SO
many stomach miseries? Just this-acfd.
st0mach-superacidity as the doctors
call 1t. 1t robs millions Of their full
strength, vitality and the power to enjoy
life-to be real men and women.
1t is well known that an acid mouth
destroys the teeth. The acid Is SO pow err
full that 1t eats right through the hard
enamel and causes the teeth to decay.
This is fair warning of what excess acid
fty will do to the delicate organization
of the stomach; as matter Of fact, ex-
cess acidity not only produces q great
many painful and disagreeable symp-
toms that we generally name Stomach
troubles" but it is the creator of q long
train Of very serious ailments. Acid
stomach interferes with the digestion
and causes the food to ferment. This
mass Of sour, fermented food passes into
the intestines, where 1t becomes the
breeding place for germs and toxic
poisons, which in turn are absorbed
into the blood and distributed through
out the entire body.
Wherever you go you see victims OF
acid stomach - people who, while not
actually down sick are always ailtng-
have no appetite, food doesn't digest,
belching all the time, continually com.
planning of being weak and tired and
worn out. It is this excess acidity th1t
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
Slight misunderstanding.

GAS winter approaches" said the
presiding elder, mo doubt you are con-
templating taking your family to town
and getting them shod?"
81 hadn't figgered on it" replied Gap
Johnson of Rumpus Ridge, "but the
way times is, it may come to that,
all right. Still, don't see the need.
cessity of taking 'em to town. 1t
would be cheaper for me to shoot 'em
myself. You're at home, and"
"Shoot them? Mercy, Brother John.
son! 1 said 'shod,' not shot and"
saw !'-Kansas City Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25

headaches disappeared. I gained in
weight and feel fine, so ] can honestly
recommend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound to any woman who is
suffering as / was. Mrs. ADELNE B.
LYNCH, 100 Plain St., Providence, r. I.
Backache and nervousness are symp-
toms or natures warnings, which in
dicate functional disturbance or an
unhealthy condition which often devel-
ops into more serious ailment.
Women in this condition should not
continue to drag along without help, but
profit by Mrs. Lynch's experience, and
try this famous root and herb remedy,
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound-and for special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Med. Co. Lynn, Mass.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
OF Course Not.

Elizabeth had been buying Thrift
stamps and almost had her third book
filled before the drive for War Savings
pledges. Her mother suggested that
she had better not start another book
until the campaign was on.
Mother" replied Elizabeth, "do you
think our dear soldiers over in France
would say "have fought three battles
and 1 can't fight any more?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25

the most effect
tive servi ce;
there his influ-
ence will help,
and not hinder;
t h ere he can
have the sympa-
thy and co-Opera-
ton of other SOL
diers.
In every war,
however, tn er e
are some soldiers
who refuse to
join the army.
They prefer to
fight independ-
emily. They are
called guerillaS.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
Prussian Arrogance.

A captured Prussian officer objected
to riding on a truck in France with
some captured private soldiers. "Don't
YOU know I'm an officer?" he roared at
his captors.
care you?" snapped an American.
"Well, we won't let that worry you
long. See here!' and as he spoke,
the hand with the penknife deity cut
the insignia from the officers Shout
ders.
you're busted!" he said. you're
private now. Get back in the ranks
with the rest of them!"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25

In salvaging the United States SUBJ
marine Ed, which was sunk off Homo
lulu in March, 1915, divers went down
to depth of about 800 feet and ad-
iusted chains and cables and directed
operations of men at the surface. This
Is said to have broken all diving rec
ords.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25

and Potato Soup.-Pour three cupfuls
of scalded milk over one-fourth cup
full of mashed potatoes and three
fourths of a cupful of mashed turnip.
Strain through a fine sieve. Melt a
tablespoonful of butter, stir in a
tablespoonful of flour. and cook until
bubbling hot and smooth after adding
the hot milk mixture. Serve very hot
with rye bread croutons. If the soup
is too thick add little more milk.
This year there was a bumper crop
of tomatoes in most localities. After
all the picked, canned, and spiced to-
matoes are put up, use the rest for:
Homemade Tomato Paste.-Wash
and scald the tomatoes without peel
ing them. Strain through fine sieve
to remove all seeds, then boil until
thick. Put into glass jars and keep
cool and dry. This paste is most
valuable addition to the fruit closet
as it Is fine for flavoring soups and
sauces. It is condensed so that
little goes q long way in fiavoring.
scalIop Of Egg PIant,-Chop the
remnants Of friend egg plant rather
coarse. Arrange in ramekins in lay
ers with well-buttered cracker crumbs
Pour enough milk over so that it can
lust be seen and brown in hot oven.
This dish resembles oysters in taste.
Victoria Meat.-Melt three teaspoon
fuls of butter, stir in three teaspoon
fuls of flour, one-fourth of teaspoon
of salt, little paprtka, bay leaf. and
two slices of onion; add one cupful OF
stock and one-half cupful Of tomato
Juice, stirring constantly. When
slightly thickened add four mushrooms
cut in pieces, one and half cupfuls
of meat cut in pieces and cupful of
cooked drained peas. With highly
seasoned stock this Is most tasty
dish. Serve in croustades or timbale
cases.
Any leftover chicken may be served
in a sauce with slice of onion and
other seasonings covered with rich
baking powder biscuit and baked in
pie or in individual dishes. A lit
tie chicken with a good favored sauce
u-ilI make substantial dish
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
Cork.

The outer spongy bark of the cork
oak. which grows in the south of
France and Spain, constitutes the sub
stance known as cork. This outer
bark is periodically stripped off the
tree, soaked for a time in water, and
the surface subsequently charred to
close the pores.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25

| DC HeS, =" y USCk
ached all the time.
I was tired and had
no ambition for any,
thing. I had taken
a number of medi-
cines which did me
no good. One day
I read about Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compounds and
what it had done for
women, so I tried
it. My nervousness
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
Cutjcura Beauty Doctor

For cleansing and identifying the
skin, hands and hair, Cuticura Soap
and Ointment afford the most effective
preparations. For free samples ad-
dress, "Cuticura, Dept. K, Boston" At
druggists and by mail. Soap rs, Oint-
ment Is and 5O.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
All Depends.

Doctor" said the fond mother. 81
don't know what makes our little AL
gernon so lazy. He can't go near a
chair without sitting down. Do you
think whipping would prevent it?"
CAN depends on where you whip
him. said the doc.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25

takes the pep and punch out Of them.
leaves little or no vitality.
Strike at the very cause Of all this
trouble and clean this excess acid out
OF the stomach. This will give the ston-
ach a chance to digest the food properly;
nature will do the rest.
A wonderful new remedy removes ex-
cess acid without the slightest discom-
fort. 1t Is called EATONIC. made in
the form Of tablets-they are good to eat
Just like bit of candy. EATONIC
literally abs0rbs the injurious excess
acid and carries 1t away through the In
testines. 1t drives the bloat out Of the
body-you can fairly feel it work.
Try EATONIC and see how quickly
it banishes bloat. heartburn, belching,
food repeating. indigestion. etc. See
too, how quickly your general health
improves how much more of your
food is digested-how nervousness and
irritability disappear. Learn how easy
it is to get back your physical and men
tai punch. Have the power and energy
to work with vim. Enjoy the good
things of life. Learn what 1t means to
fairly bubble over with health.
So get a box of EATONIC from your
druggist today. We authorize him to
guarantee EATONIC to please you and
you can trust your druggist to make
this guarantee good. If it fails in any
way, take 1t back-he will refund your
money.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
No Choice.

"Hey there, Nose, get a hustle on
..ou now. Didn't you hear about that
work or-fght ruler"
"Yas, sub, vas, sub, suttenly did.
But in dis var mans army seems t.
me dey wants t. make yo' do both"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25

There was never night without a
day,
Or an evening without a morning;
And the darkest hour, as the proverb
goes,
Is the hour before the dawning.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
Co Much a Eoot

"How is that for a So shoe?"
"Only SIS for those? l can hardly be.
lieve it,"
81 didn't say for those-the other
ore cost me So also.-Boston Tran
script.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25

Friend-So you have gone back to
the straight drama?
Actor-Yes; I'm in crook play.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
Otherwise @. x,

"NIeanleigh comes of good family,
doesn't hep
Eyes; he is the only thing I know
against it.'-Boston Transcript.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25

No Worms In a Healthy Child
All children troubled with worms have an I'M.
healthy color, which indicates poor blood. and as
rule there is less stomach disturbance.
GROVES TASTELESS chill TONIC given regularly
for two or three weeks will enrich the blood, i'm
prove the digestion, and act as General Strength
ening Tonic to the W hole system Nature will then
throw of pei the and the Child will be
in perfect health Pleasar to take. 6Uc per bottle
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
Sliohtinn Her Hubby,

Sighting Her Hubby.
"She's terribly disappointed"
whats the matter?
~Her husband went away to the war
two weeks after their marriage"
"Weu?"
Hes been in France several weeks
now and although she reads every line
OF the war news every day, the papers
have yet to mention the gallant deeds
that she knows he must be doing"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
ELIXIR BABEK A GOOD TONIC


And Drives Malaria Out of the System.
"Your sBabeks acts like magic; have giveE
IL to numerous people in my parish who were
suffering with chills, malaria and fever. rec
need of a good tonic."-Rev. 8. Szymanowski,
St. Stephens Church, Perth Amboy, N. J.
Elixir Babek, so cents, all druggists or by
Washington, d. @.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
MIGHT Be Too Much for Him,

Southern Parson Ito convert)-Does
go think yo' kin keep in de straight
an narrer path now, Sam?
SAM reckon I kin, pahson, eff dey
amt no watahmillion patches erlong
de road.-Boston Evening Transcript.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25

The deepest mine in the world Ia
said to be the st. John del Rey cop
per mine in Brazil, which has depth
of $500 feet.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
Difficult Classification,

Teacher-Tommy, to what class OF
the animal kingdom do belong?
Tommy-Dunno, teacher. Pa says
you'er an old hen and ma says you're
an old cat.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
What Cripples Learn.

War cripples IN Rome are being
taught commercial subjects, carpentry.
wood carving, bookbinding, boxmaking
tailoring and blacksmithing.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
The Way,

Glow can l managed that slippery
cuSt0mer?"
Hammer at him until you nail
him."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
The Diagnosis.

Hasn't the patient decidedly de.
veloped case of egoism?"
"No; just plain. ordinary fits"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25

OF the total of men called TO the
C0Iors in this country to Il recent date
10000 were found TO be tubercular.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-10-25
Record for Divers.

Prayer in Jesus name is repeating
the victOr'S name IN the devils ear.