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Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18

work is a pleasure. tell all my friends who have any trouble of this kind what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com- pound has done for me. "-NELLIE B. BRIrTINGHAM. 609 Calverton Rd., Balti- more, Md.
 It is only natural for any woman to dread the thought of an operation. So many women have been restored to health by this famous remedy, Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, after an operation has been advised that it will pay any woman who suffers from such ailments to consider trying it be- fore submitting to such a trying ordeal.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18

 by the real estate man himself. AS the trio passed up the steps who should issue forth from an apart ment but Mrs. Smith. friend of the two ladies.
 "Oh, Mrs. Smith. so glad to see you," said one lady, "Yon can tell us about this apartment we are going to rent"
 The real estate agent had stopped, waiting for the women He was about
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18
 Euphemistic.

She (with newspaper)-I see that the commander of negro regiment at the front writes that "African golf has been introduced over here and the French soldiers like it. Whats Afri- can golf?
 He-Craps.-Boston Transcript.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18

vousness and head
 aches and e very month would have to stay in bed most of the time. Treat ments would relieve me for a time but my doctor was al- ways urging me to have an operation.
 My sister asked mo to try Lydia E. Pink b a ms Vegetable Compound b e f ore consenting to an l took
 five bottles of it and 1t has completely cured me and my
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18
Same as United States.

Two privates had been discussing the French language. Silence fell be- tween them for a minute, when one spoke up and asked: "Say, what's camoufiage in French?"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18

Towards sing at night because they are afraid. Women laugh at love for the same reason.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18

udy' EuucHtOrS nave theory tnat badness is often species of pent- up energy, and that the same talent for mischief shown by many boys, if turned to good channels, is the very talent that will make the boy sue cessful in after life.
 Remember that in considering the following:
 This young fellow delivered a spe- cial delivery letter. with the familiar blue stamp showing boy riding on bicycle on 1t, to q certain residence
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18
Comfort Baby's Skin

When red, rough and itching with hot baths of Cuticura Soap and touches of Cuticura Ointment. This means sleep for baby and rest for mother. For free samples address, "Cuticura, Dept. X, Boston," At druggists and by mall. Soap 25, Ointment 25 and 5O.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18

The unexpected seldom happens to show up at a boarding house for din ner.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18

take more than any little old measy million to keep him from helping to get the indorsed by applause For that insignificant comb the crowd whose imagination
  crystal ball. that should his brother while record for like his andlady
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18

Wisconsin is to have 100 sections of land devoted to a wild game farm.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18
Very Likely.

Ma-Willie, what in the world is the baby crying for?
 The Miscreant-Why-uh stuck him with pin to see if any sawdust would run out. Maybe that's the req son.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18
Real Estate Man Thinks Women Talk Too Much

T WO by
  the trouble knowing evidently because
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18
No Long Journey Downtown for This Youngster

HERE special delivery boy this who is to turn to be either crook hard but after tell what he did the other
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18

Happy is the home where Red Cross Ball Blue is used Sure to please. All grocers. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18

A man may pride himself on the money he makes, but he must not for get to hand it to the other fellow.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18
DOCTOR URGED
 AN OPERATION
Instead l took Lydia E. Pink. hams Vegetable Compound
 and Was Cured.

Baltimore, Md.-"Nearly four years suffered from organic troubles, ner-
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18

Groves Taste1ess chill Tonic destroys the malarial germs which are transmftt01 to the blood by the Malaria Mosquito. Price 6Oc.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18
WlASHlVGTONk ,}|
 SIDFL>IG1TS I||||l ,@|l !
Would Do Many and Varied Things With Million

w IAsHINGTONNothlng refreshing " after
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18

uoiiHTS tiIiS HItefHUoH "UuIu 3Vu S''0" up in the morning?"
 The answers were what dear MT. Venus would call "warious."
 One big youngster, who was keep ing up with the Joneses, admitted that sudden million might possibly h. duce him to phone to the chief for a day off. Another, hobnobbing with fellow-suburbanite over the feminine inconsistencies of hens, stepped out of his chicken run long enough to make 1t distinctly understood that 1t would
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18
Much Depends.

Much Depends. Billie-Brown is a great pianist Milly-Does he play while people eat or while they talk Town Topics.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18
Pet Polly Went to Gladden. More Lonesome Person

MAN congenial "A off direction
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-07-18

Don't waste any vinegar on your cOuntenance.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-02-27
Orleans News Page
News and Views from this
Hustling Village
Orleans High School.

Hugh Smith, a member of the
sophomore class, left Monday night
for Camp Wadsworth, Spartanburg.
S. c., where he will join the aviation
corps. o. H. S. now has two boys in
the service.
The play, cat the End of the Rain
bow" given by members of the high
school, proved a great success. The
dance after the play was enjoyed by
all. The music was furnished by the
Harmony orchestra. The proceeds,
$614O, will go toward the Y. M. C. A.
fund.
Mr.. Erwin has at last succeeded in
getting a new chest for the sewing
class. The curtains made by the sew
ing classes, have been put up, and the
appearance of the sewing room is
greatly improved.
The following question was asked
Miss x, as she violently smacked her
lips during study, "Say, are you
dreaming or practicing?"
A large number of self-invited
guests enjoyed the lemon and apple
pies, made by the domestic science
girls one night last week. If their
popularity continues to increase, the
girls threaten to have a lock put on
the laboratory door.
We are glad to hear that Donald
Dickens has passed the examinations
for the Annapolis naval school.
Lucy Hancock is out of school on
account of the illness Of her mother.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-02-27
ORLEANS LOCAL MENTION

Geo. Litchfeld is taking care of
Charles Smith.
Leslie Root has moved his family to
Springfield, Mass.
Miss Ruth Leonard has returned to
her work at A. o. Austin's.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. H. Moulton spent
the weekend in Lisbon, N. H.
W. F. Scott visited Mrs Scott in
Brightlook hospital Thursday.
C M. Dwinell went to Bridgeton,
Me-, Monday on a business trip.
Ralph Hovey of Lyndonville is
working in the store for F. NJ. Dean.
H. D. Webster of East Burke was
business visitor in Orleans Monday.
Mrs. H. S. Webster returned Fri
day from business trip to Berlin, N.
H.
Mrs. Clara Ramsey Of West Burke
visited her cousin, j. B. Winget, Mon
day.
Mrs. Harry Bassett and daughter,
Marjorie, are visiting her parents in
Barre.
Mrs. Lizzie Cameron of Albany is
visiting her daughter, Mrs. G.. M.
Dwineu.
Miss Lila Sherburne of St. Johns
bury is visiting her friend, Miss Fan
ME Dean.
Clarence Austin has engaged to
work for Levi Lothrop the coming
season.
Emile Revoir and Hugh Smith
went Monday to enlist in the U. S.
service.
The Misses Clapper, Miss Young
and Mrs. Clapper were in Newport
Thursday.
Forty pounds of sock wool has been
received. All knitting for the pres
ent will be socks.
Harlan Sears returned to his home
in Irasburg from the hospital in St.
j ohnsbury, Feb. 20.
Donald Dickens has been appointed
second alternate by Senator Page for
the Annapolis naval school.
Miss Jane Wells, who formerly liv-
ed in town, came to the Valley House
Sunday to do the meat cooking.
Mrs. Margaret Wilkie entertained
the Odd Girls at the home of Mrs
Lillian Woodbury. Monday evening.
Mrs. Frank Norris of Woodsville,
N. H., is visiting her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Chase on Irasburg street.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Waiter will
leave the last of the week for a visit
with relatives in Lawrence, Mass.
Mrs. w. E. Drake and Miss Kate
Stevens visited Mrs. w. F. Scott in
the hospital in ST. Johnsbury Monday.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-02-27
NOW is THE TIME TO BE CAREFUL

The widespread blizzard is causing such demand
for cough medicines that almost any sort of mixture
is finding sale. Avoid unknown ConcoCtCns thai
might contain harmful drugs. When you buy Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound you are certain of get
ling family cough medicine of high standard and
genuine merit. 1t contains opiates. Fred ID
Pierce. Barton. G. II :. II unit Evansville.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-02-27
Congregational Church Notes.
R. A. Hamilton, Pastor.

Morning worship with the admin
istration of the Lords supper at 1870
At the monthly evening service at
7.3O there will be an illustrated stere-
opticon lecture entitled, "Springtime
in Japan The finely colored slides
will show some phases of the life Of
this one of our allies across the Pa
cifc.
The monthly meeting of the Mis-
sionary society will be held with Mrs.
Marston Wednesday afternoon in
stead of with Mrs. Pearson on Tues
day afternoon as scheduled in the
printed program. The change in date
is made on account of the town meet
ing on Tuesday. Mrs. Pearson, who
attended the jubilee meeting Of the
Woman's Board in Boston will give
her report of the meeting. There will
be sewing also for the schools in the
south which are ministered unto each
year by the missionary society.
The following members of the Co.
to-Church band have won their third
term pin, this completing a perfect
attendance for twelve months: Dwight
Stafford, Robert Marsh, Dorothy and
Donald Dutton. New members may
join the band at any time.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-02-27
HOLLAND

Mrs. Hattie Jenness is very ill at
this writing.
They are entertaining the mumps
at Joe Marcott's.
VIM. Palm was a business caller in
Newport Monday.
There are % women in town quail
fled to vote in town meeting.
VIM. Kelley and family of Derby
spent Sunday at o. L. Kelley's.
Mr.. Courser of Morgan has been
visiting his daughter, Mrs. L. Pow
ers.
Elder VIM. Dow of Biddeford, Me-,
preached in the Advent church Sun
day.
The young son of Calvin Batchelder
fell Thursday and hurt his leg very
badly.
There have been four marriages,
past year.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. M. Palm visited
their daughter, Mrs. Armstrong, in
West Charleston Sunday.
There will be the usual town meet
ing dinner Tuesday. All come and
do what you can to help.
Carl Jenness went to ST. Johnsbury
Wednesday and was rejected for war
service as physically unfit.
Ernest and Henry Stearns have en-
listed in the National service and left
Friday for Camp Greene, N. c.
Mr.. Shaw the presiding elder,
preached a very interesting sermon
at the M. E. church Sunday evening.
Mrs. VIM. Parsons died Feb. II.
The funeral was held at the home of
her daughter, Mrs. Brewer, Wednes
day forenoon, Elder Longland, offici-
ating.
Lieut.. Sidney Bennett of Camp
Devens spent two days in town last
week. We all feel proud of a Hol-
land boy winning high honor in the
national service.
Harold Mack1ey, cheese maker at
the Holland creamery has been
charged with reasonable utterance
against the government and has been
put. inthe Jail at Newport.
Mrs. George Gray entertained sew
eral young ladies at tea Wednesday
afternoon. A most delicious tea was
served and a very pleasant time en-
ioyed. Mrs. Harry Hall and Miss
Ruth furnished instrumental music.
Mrs. o. L. Kelley entertained at
miscellaneous shower at her home on
Friday in honor of Miss Ruth Hall.
twenty-five ladies were present and
most delightful time was enjoyed
by all. Refreshments of sandwiches,
cake, doughnuts and coffee were
served by the hostess, after which the
guest of honor was presented with
basket filled with beautiful gifts,
consisting of linen, silver, cut glass
and china. The guests departed at 5
o'clock, after wishing the bride-to-be
all future happiness.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-02-27
IN-SHOOTs

IF you have no religion it is better to
embrace q cult Of some brand.
The wife-beater when away from
home is as harmless as a guinea pig.
Socks and sweaters all seem to look
alike when girls knit them for the boys
at the front.
When Father Time puts his mark on
our faces the other fellow always dis
covers it first.
The safety razor often uncovers lot
of sin.
Real patriotism will make fellow
forget that taxation is q burden.
The heart of the country editor is
not always in the compliments that he
pays prominent local citizens.
When the world actually gets on to
the curves Of the creek he has diff
cult time in the effort to reform.-Chi-
cago Examiner.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-02-27

Mrs. Geo. Adams returned Satur-
day from a weeks visit in st. Johns
bury with her daughter, Mrs. Fabian
Reed.
Dean Trip moved Monday from
his home on Prospect street into Mrs.
M. L. Pearson's house on School
street. .r
Henry Brown and son, Jack, of
Springfield, Mass, came Friday to
visit his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. J. H.
Brown.
Lindell Coolbeth of the veterinary
department, depot brigade, was home
from Camp Devens on furlough
last week.
Miss Doris Spafford, who has spent
the past three months with her
grandparents in Barnet, is home for
short time.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Russell NOV
ed Friday from the tenement over
Taplin & RowelIs office to their new
home in Sheffield.
Gordon Joslyn of the ordnance de-
partment, motor section, stationed at
Camp Upton, arrived home Monday
on a short furlough.
Fred Dudley has recently pur-
chased a 5x14 inch Lightning sugar
evaporator and arch from c.. A.
Dodge, the local agent.
Capt. Gibson of Camp Greene, re-
cruiting officer for the LIST Vt. regi-
ment, who has been in Newport for a
few days, called on E. E. Doe, one day
last week.
DIN A. Miller will work for Ed
mund Gross in Bloomington the COM
ing season and expects to move his
family to house owned by Mr.. Gross
about Mar. 10.
Mrs. c.. S. Skinner has gone to Bos-
ton to spend some time. She will be
joined later by Mr.. Skinner and they
will spend the spring months in the
South.
Miss Gorilla Tinkham, who cared
for HAYDEN Bean for so long last
year, has enlisted in the army medical
corps and expects to leave for France
in March.
Miss Hazel Wells is having a two
weeks vacation from her duties as
telephone operator and spending a
part of the time visiting her brother,
Robert Wells, in Woodsville, N. H.
C. A. Dodge, cheese and ice cream
salesman for the J. G. Turnbull Com
pany, reports the seasons business
opening with excellent sales and a
prospect for a large business this
summer.
Miss Grace Austin, who is librarian
at Laselle seminary, has just return
ed from chaperoning a party Of "a
girls on a weekend party to Hotel
Bellevue, Intervale, N. H., where
they enjoyed winter sports.
The surgical dressing class will
start very soon. At meeting of the
executive board held in the library
Tuesday evening, Mrs. Ranney and
Mrs. Churchill were appointed COM
mittee to have charge Of the work.
The concert by the Craven Family
Orchestra and quartet last evening at
the opera hall was fairly we'll attend
ed, the blizzard of the afternoon stop
ping large sale of seats. The con-
cert was enjoyed by all who attend
ed.
Harold G. Findlay, Fred D. Canuel
and Clarence Dewing left Friday
for Camp Greene, N. c., to
Join the LIST VT. Infantry, each carry
ing with them complete Red Cross
outfit and the good wishes of all the
friends at home.
The Hon. Fred Rowland of Mont
pelier met the citizens Of Orleans at
the club rooms Wednesday afternoon
and discussed with them the best
methods of pushing the sale of War
Savings stamps. Mr.. Rowland is at
the head of the work in this state.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-02-27
Methodist Episcopal Church Notes
w. S. Smithers. Pastor.

The mid-week service is held to-
night with Mr.. and Mrs. w. G.
Twombly, Maple street.
p Sunday services: Sermon by the
pastor at 1890 a. m. Bible school
at II m. Junior League at p. m.
The sacrament of the Lords Sup
per will be administered, concluding
the morning service.
We shall be glad to have you join
with US in worship at 7.30.
The Queen Esther Circle, Mrs. Fred
Witt, leader, met with Mrs. Smithers
Monday night. At the conclusion of
the regular program, light refresh
ments were served, and a social hour
enjoyed together.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-02-27
Proving the Adage.

els ignorance ever bliss, professor?
Eyes, really think it is. Now, take
my case. l worry about germs cOntin-
ually. Those people must be happy
who know nothing about the germ
theory Pittsburgh Post.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-02-27
Just the Man.

"They say that Miss Snapper. is go,
fhg to marry an army officer"
'sWell, should think that man who
makes a business of war might be able
to get along with er."-Boston Tran
script.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-02-27

Costa RIGA has one electric street
railway.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-02-27
How They Do 1t.

In a hotel in a certain city Is the
following notice:
"Boarders are taken by the day.
week or month. Those who do not pay
promptly are taken by the neck. "-Ex-
change
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-02-27

Read the opening chapter of ou1
great war story, cover the Top" in
this issue.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1918-05-08
MAKE WARRANTS WORK

them to put in operation the following;
plan:
J. Join forces with their sherins,
solicitors and superior court Judges TO
arrest and convict all Migrants.
=. To give the Migrants the choice
Of going TO the chain gang ar going To
the farm. and probation them To work
on farms under proper supervision.
3. Follow IN the prosecution OF
warrants with the utmost persistence
and vigor. making it certain OF pun
ishment for Migrants, that lille men
will go to work voluntarily.
Governor Dorsey believes ii is the
iutv of every state to force every idle
man to work before ii calls on the
government 10 furlough men from mil
itary service. He believes there are
thousands of men loafing in cities and
towns throughout the state. He be-
Iieves the sheriffs and courts will be
clad to ioin in statewide crusade.
which shall not be relaxed. to put
,b.>a men TO work. He believes the
man power thus conserved will great
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1918-05-08

headaches disappeared gained IN
weight and feel fine, 80 l can honestly
recommend Lydia E Pinkham's vege-
table Compound to any woman who 10
suffering a. WAS Mn. ADEINE B.
LYNCH, 100 Plain St, Providence, z l.
Baekache and Nervousness are synp-
toms or natures warnings, which IN
dicate . functional disturbance or an
unhealthy condition which often 6evef-
CPS into more serious sifment
Women in this condition should NOT
continue to drag along without help, but
profit by Mrs Lynch's experience, and
Try this famous root and herb remedy,
Lydia E PinkhAm's Vegetable COM
pound-and for special advice write to
Lydia E. PMkham Med Co Lynn, Aasa.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1918-05-08
Making Bread Of Peanut Flour.

baking company in Gainesville,
Fla working in cooperation with r.
r. Williamson. chemist of that city.
has put peanut bread upon the market,
and is securing wide distribution for il
I'm that locality. The peanut -four used
IL DlAde from peanut cake left after
oil extraction II contains satisfae-
tory percentage Of fat and is said to
have almost twice the heterogeneous foN,
value of dried beef-i4 per cent for
peanut -four against - per cent for
dried beef. One-fifrh peanut -four to
four-fifths wheat -four produces bat
ahoeh ration. supplying necessary in
gradients furnished by bread and meat
i'm human diet.-Sfentific American.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1918-05-08
Something Coming His Way.

Two elderly gentlemen. both decent
liz clothed in sober black. were sitting
|dde by side in NOTORIOUS. Each was
reading a morning paper. Suddenly
lone of the. men uttered an cXclama
lion of pleasure and the other Ieered
lat him over his spectacles.
Il see here" explained the first.
with q beaming face. that Mr.. Grew
|sOn, who died last week. has left his
entire fortune to various charitable er.
|terprises. This will be a surprise Il
|his many relatives. 1t is to me-a
glad surprise. in my case. for am tho
minister of a church to which he has
left $1,000"
The other man looked at the news
paper and his face, too, became
wreathed In smiles.
BLESS him!" he exclaimed heartily.
All to charitable institutions, in spite
pf his relatives! All, sir, like To Sc,
money left like that Go, indeed
Are you also Minister
"No. sir; am lawyer"
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1918-05-08
RICHEST TOWN IN COUNTRY
Population Of 800 Has Per Capita
Cash Wealth Of $2,133.

ST. CIairsville. O.-This town is prid-
ing itself as being one of the richest
of its size in the United States With
population Of only 1900. made up
mostly of farmers and coal miners,
its three banks recently had cash de-
posits amounting to s3,20O,OO- The
per capita cash wealth of every man.
woman and child is therefore $2.13-
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1918-05-08
SEAT-SPONGERs UNDER BAN
Women Organize Society to Diseoun
age practices Of Accepting Seats
From Tired Workers.

Denver. Cole.-A Society for the
Prevention of Seat Sponsing Among
Women" is being organized by Mrs.
Marie Jeanne Silvestre-T Thorpe. Den
yer social leader.
The object of the society. as ex-
planned by its sponsor. is To foster q
sense of justice and proportion among
idle women relative to the acceptance
OF seats in street cars from men who
have been working from eight to
twelve hours"
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1918-05-08
FINDS PEARL WORTH $500
Discovery in Black River in Missouri
Sends Whole County Wild
With Excitement.

West Plains. No.-A pearl. said TO
be worth $500, was found In shell
in the Black river, near here. and the
county is wild with excitement !
stranger stepped into the store Of Mel
Fry few days ago and showed him
pearl az big as a hazel nut sticking
In a shell. The two soon came TO
terms.
4 few days later pearl buyers made
an offer OF 5000 to Nr. Fry for the
pearl tire way it stood and $500 il
it proved perfect. Ii weighs 1JO
grains
Fry refused to sell.
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1918-05-08
BUFFALO HERD THRTyES WELL
Seventy-Five Placed IN Yellowstone
Park Twenty-Five Years Ago
Now Totals $40 Head.

Cody. Wyo.-There's no race suicide
among the herd of buffalo that the
United States government maintains
at Yellowstone park Twenty-Five
years ago. when Uncle Sam feared the
placed herd of - in the preserve
here Today. according to T. g. Fra
ger. keeper of the herd. there are 320
head. Fifty-six calves have been born
during the past six months
The Challis messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1912-current, 1918-05-08
RECALLS DAYS OF LAFAYETTE
Cir, that Formally Hung on Tavern
at Lisbon. Conn. is vnearIneo
In Attic.

Lisbon. Gonna sign. finely carved.
,,.h;cb formerly hung on the Johnson
Tavern in this town and bearing Oh IT'S
fars rhe inscription. "RefreShment for
~, ond Beast" with the date Of its
,o,I 5ruc,ion. 1I6S. and finely carved
of an elm tree, when
formerly stood in front of the old nav
avn WINS recently unearthed in an at
rio Of the home OF A. F, Read mere
T,. tavern formerly sheltered Lata!-
i.,, when he passed through TINS
,,urtry after the Revolution