Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-10-24

of defeat will go down az the yss
paradoxical statement in history.
Now. why hasn't some paragrapneF
said. 'She Flu into rage, ana AsDs
us from SO doing.
Private Lockwood amuses the 4ttn
Company by wiggiing his ears. ne Ms
no competition along this line.
The original liberty bOnd-divcrce
decree.
Wonder If the kaiser Is contemp
,rs, ~ hia waste basket Is large enough
r. hold president Wilson's iateSs
SCRAP of paper"7
One of the members of our company
is terribly shy Of HAHN rae" hin
cost of haircuts never WorIIos aavcn
with some fair maid whom he aio NJ.
know. won't you please senu me
lock of your hair?" Is the proDiei
is trying to solve.
First Sergt. Paul A. Muss 0saat;-o
while on pass recently was : :aros heg-
Of a touch" so he says. ms
ger asked me for a dime TO get sVs ~
thing to eat. 1 gave 1t to MIN anu asia
lowed him for an hour, SO Ia SnaIlv
TO know where he ate, pu'
had to give 1t up.
About the only place penny VIII
work now is at the post once anu ="
the gum machines in the stations'
All nations speak the same Lam
guage of Love-
"shack" gives perfectly good advice
about spare time, but come now, 0liasA'
lead US to some Of that spare ui'e'
Letters from lover there will soon
bear the postmark OF Berlin.
No. chauncey, an Army transfer don't
have to be punched.
Shades Of the world series-getting
In line for mess.
Mess sergt. Joseph Reilly TO date nas
received the longest letter on recgra; niS
girl writes him upon rolls OF teiesraph
tape.
In tho midst of kilograms Of ill1Iaing1y
when q telegram almost certainly m
dicated sad news, Private George IL
Scott. with trembling hands 0Dene4 W
the flimsy yellow page within WeeseEn
Union envelope. and instead Of the Fnu
dealing him hard blow Mr.. StOFk de-
livered him bouncing baby boy, 'Wei9ne
nine pounds-sterling
49,
My first sergeant says ! need hnir-
to get trimmed.
Don't you know" said the major at
inspection. that your rifle 10 your be9e
friend: why have you not treated 10
'Well. sir, you see I just can't seem
to muster any respect for q thing that
kicks me like this does" replied Dir.
Rookie.
The Germans and the Spanish ''iu"
at the same time.
The only purpose for. which we
need change for a quarter now is to
buy a newspaper.
We spent a few moments cracking
chestnuts with the editor last week
sixteen real and three literary.
can't help thinking what will be-
come of all those monuments OF good
cheer after the~war-those goOd-to-
see "huts" Of the "Y."
fla man can't come up to the
standards set by Army regulations
and toe the mark he's in q pretty
bad way, for he has,, among other
things. lost his self-respect, and with
out that he is utterly hopeless and
USELESS 10 any one OF @nythln8.
Looks like Germany will get new
ruler for Christmas.
D.~Y. C. s. e. No, that's not q new
degree; it's just gentle hint to give
the clerks their Christmas eve at
home.
Speaking of Christmas. what do all 1
of you wish for Christmas? All right
provided the quarantine Is lifted.
The Hall of Fame-That 170 Ger
mans one of our boys brought in.
what did you bring, those Ice
skates here forT' asked the -top's
sergeant Of q rookie. 4
Jaw, say can't fellow use q it'll
tie judgment? I'm going to use semI
on the Rhine this season. he replied.
Why is it that the B. ", D. ads. re-
mind US of Saturday night
AS long as that $4,000 insurance
remains unta xed we'll still be kick
ing. But if Uncle Samuel could see
some of these amateur seonsoriaI
artists at work he'd be mighty nerve
Gus.
Now. that it's all over. are you .
bondholder?
The kaiser: Eventually; Why not
now?"
"What Of the Fight.',>
CORP. P. K. WHITAKER.
Soldier, soldier. what Of the 6ghtf fffEaA
HmoteA 10 thee whs satia sS ySu ~. sae