Evening journal., 1918-07-02
KEYSTONE WEEKLY
SMILING POST

Ltou EIduhllu SUM Will bNtl al %
tablishment OF MS own. He has bought
roaster and peanuts by the whole
sale.
Olen Hackett's wife dropped an egg
just about the time she intended to
lay It on the breakfast table. What
am / going to do about It. Olen? she
asked in distress. Well" said he,
whatever you do Eta, don't begin to
cackle.
Advertising pays. even the ones that
Jagged behind came TO the front.
Barclays landlady has lowered the
room rent FOR him and she'll even save
money at that by losing less when he
takes a French leave on a cloudy night.
What gutteral voice some OF the
boys have. They must set Il from
speaking we'll on the street or asso-
ciatins in good company.
Does you wife still break so many
dishes, Bill?" asked some OF the mem
bers. Not as many as she used to-
blurted Mckee. since l am learning
how to catch them"
What has become OF the man who
used 10 bore the holes in cheese for
sandwiches at Kell's2 Bunny Biddle
says he got promoted boring holes In
shells at the Remington Arms.
Reid says that coal trains are the
only through trains nowadays and
Pullman conductors would be more es-
sential over there.
Why do you feed those chickens on
tacks, Haffner? Haywood liked 10
know. "Well. you see," said he, Il
soon intend to get married and expect
them to lay a few carpets"
Russell Boyer had another accident.
He fell out OF the nth story at the
Artillery Fuse watching a parade. Did
he get hurt2 Oh, no, he had his fall
suit on.
Bill Mckee, who can tell a story as
we'll as cook, is requested to report at
once.
'Seidel you are late this morning,"
said the boss gently. Yes, ] am boss.
l had 20 stop and have my hair cut"
"On my time" ''Why certainly, II
grew on your time"
Mr.. Land had 20 quit his position as
barber. Too many customers felt the
effects OF his stories which he sub
stantiated with his razor.
Moore would like to go on q Eo-mils
walk next Sunday morning. All those
wishing 30 go along should report at
the club at a. m.
Binfer has left for a weeks stay at
Atlantic City.
Jacobs is visiting some relstives in
Long Island.
Benny Haywood journeyed % Coney
Island where he intenls TO remain the
rest OF the season.
Bill Cloud who Is stationed at Camp
Dix, paid us a visit last Sunday and
looks exceptionally well.
Harry Powell at Camp Crane Is the
champion fighter OF the camp. Had six
knockouts to his credit.
Herbert Jackson. the boy we all were
so fond OF, has arrived safe across the
ditch.
Kid Mccoy. as a beginner. Is do
ing better than some OF the old timers.
All you fans that are so fond OF
boxing visit our club at any time and
YOU will see a lot Of it. The country's
foremost boxers are doing their daily
workouts at the Keystone.
Gabe Gularte. a heavy, who halls
from sunny California, who had been
sldestepped by the leading heavies Of
the country. could be seen exchanging
wallops with X. o. Baker, Gardini and
several others.
X. o. Baker, who needs no introduc-
ton, Is knocking 'em right and left.
He means business even in a workout.
Jimmy Taylor. Soldier Stokes, Pap
pas. Joe Brennan and numerous others
are having the time Of their lives at
eventide. Even Abe Haber and Skyhook
Cooper are doing the boxing jig. Some
comedy to witness these two sluggers.
Harry Baker better get in good shape.
Christiana is hot on your trail
Lefty Hoffman got a free bath at the
Harlan plant on Saturday. How cute he
looked after a clean wash which he
badly needed.
Herbert Booze made one Of the fast
est trips to camp made on a motor
cycle ever made No wonder he could
drive at such a tremendous speed.
Eddy Kelly has bought a Columbia
Six. A youngster is bound TO buy any
thing when he goes crazy with the
heat.
Nfidse Mclaughlin IS one OF our most
and best players and not FOR
sale.
The pennsgrove Hub players grinned