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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-24

Steam driven eHsiaes carved Oh I'e-
iuheam propeiie4 motor ooats have
h,.n added 10 ih~ NeRhcc fir de-
it4.rtmen-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-24

The high srlcc a bn~n is aas in a
large meaS1re % he saormons de-
rssna for lAls material FOR GOVERNS
Sis lanc wings
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-24

The fooa committee oi Enfisia.
EDstAnd. has a-aisssed against nc
- .ismcnlar1 rzli0ns being granted
a. lAe women maniiieA workers
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-24
WHEF NEURALGIA
ATTACKS NERVES
Sloan's Linifnent scatter5
the congestion and
relieves pain

A iistie, spple5 s,z-haA1 ra.htsa.. ~
fe-e.e1ss s7.zaeci@sg @na sra. and
ss0ttae tie nerves
sloza's Lininsnt : ve-y elective a
eslzys1g exeer "a NJ frg -.
z1Nes --
&c, -es
kesp a5
for tS-.-ly USE -.~1- a.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
WANTED-MALE HELP


WANTED-CoOks ande walters, kitchen
help, % farm hands; 10 married farm
couples, porters, colored and wife on
farm; man and wife, railway camp HOO
laborers hospital help; wood choppers
office help; railway carpenters and helpers /;
section help. Furman's Labor Agency, log
West Sth.
GOVERNMENT EXAMINATIONS. Thor
ouEh instruction So. Returned IL not ap-
pointed. Particulars free. American Civil
Service School, Washington, ID. c.
Observation-Disclosures accountant capable
of taking full charge of office at Topeka.
Good references and salary expected Adj
dress NJ. L., care Journal.
l WILL PAY any honest man up to $50
monthly for part of spare time. No can
vassing no capital. Write today, Voer-
HES. Desk 81, Omaha Neb.
YOUNG MAN with common school or bet
ter education, who wants to learn good
trade, call G., Journal office.
WANTED-Man to run broom stitching
machine. No experience necessary. 931
East 9TH st.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Apply Harvey
House, Santa Fe station.
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WANTED-AGENTS


AGENTS WANTED to represent an old es-
tablished life insurance company issu-
ing very attractive participating and nom
participating policies, providing double in
demnity, total disability and partial disa-
bility benefits Good renewal contract and
choice territory. Address Pioneer Life In
surance Co.. Kansas City. Mo.
AGENTS-$60 weekly and automobile fur
nished men placing samples, wonderful
new automobile necessity with automobile
owners. Reduces operating expense. Makes
old cars run like new. $50 outfit furnished
free. l. Ballwey, Sta. F., Louisville. KY.
AGENTS-Get particulars of one of the
best paying propositions ever put on the
market; something no one else sells; make
$1,000 yearly. Address E. NJ Feltman, 33s
American Bldg. Cincinnati, o.
AGENTS-Pershing in France. Duty Calls,
America. Patriotic pictures selling by
millions, s. per 100. Sample free. Also
portait and frame catalogue free. Peoples
Portrait Sta. D. Chicago.
EVERYBoDY'S HQoverizing Make but
ter at z sSe Reuphd Patented Isn sd.i Merger s:
Tipp Novelty Co. Tippecanoe City, o.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
WANTED-sALEsMEN


sALEsMEN AND SERVICE MEN-New
earburetOr for Ford cars. Simple, not a
moving part, installed in thirty minutes,
guaranteed to double your mileage and
start in zero weather without heating or
printing. Is day FREE trial. Write o. &
J. Carburetor Co.. sos w. Jackson Blvd,
Chicago.
statesmen WANTED-Large publishing
house has an unusually attractive pro-
position to offer hustlers with sales ability.
Liberal salary and expenses commits
sions. Automobiles furnished men who
make good. Write for details. Address
Sales Manager, Box 1116I. Kansas City Mo.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS or inexperienced.
City or travelling. Send for our free book
"a Knight Of the Grip and list of open
ings.. Immediate employment service rem
dered members. Address nearest office.
Natl Salesmen's TT. Assn, Dept 369 Chi
cago-San Francisco-New York.
$50 $50 WEEKLY earned selling our adver-
Using fans exclusively side line.
Selling season commencing. Every merchant
a possible customer. Samples. light. Terms
liberal Apply Fan Dept, Kemper- Thomas
Co., Cincinnati
statesmen for Kansas, vacancy April LIST;
permanent position; old house selling
commissions, $35 weekly advance. Sales
manager, Suite 426, 500 Woodward, Detroit.
TERRITORY MANAGERS: Storm proof,
no-draft portable window ventilators for
homes, offices, factories big money maker;
exclusive contract; particulars free; write
quick. Esner Mfg. Co.. Peoria, Ill.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
FOR sALE-REAL ESTATE
SOMETHING GOOD

100 acres 215 miles from Clifton, Kan, all
fine bottom land excepting 20 acres of hill
Of alfalfa; dandy good Improvements.
Price, 500 per acre. $4,70O mtg. Want a
stock farm. Will assume like amount.
CASH.
so acres second river bottom 8 miles from
Clifton, Kan, 70 cultivated, 10 pasture fair
improvements Splendid corn land. Price,
160 acres 8 miles from Paxico, Kan, on
Rock Island; school just across the road,
miles to Catholic church, so acres cult,
so pasture. Dandy good improvements g.
room house, $1,000 new. all under good
fence, an all around good stock and grain
cash goes to purchase Price sf;5 ner acre
Garry So GOO or more.
512 acres; fine little ranch in high
school dist. IL miles, So acres cult, bal
ance pasture timber creek bottom. Here
Is something good. 800 per acre.
G. w. BRADLEY
Clifton, Kan.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
MALE AND FEMALE

THOUSANDS of government clerks needed
immediately. Civil Service examinations
soon. Men and women desiring positions.
Departmental, typists, stenographers, rail-
way mail, postoffice, write for free informa-
ton. Geo w. Robbins Civil Service Ex-
pert, Jordan Bldg, Washington, d. e.
CIVIL SERVICE examinations in Topeka
soon. Men and women desiring gov
ernment clerkships, departm entail, post
office. railway mail. customs, stenograph-
ers write for free particulars to j. c.
Leonard former government examiner)
49S Kenois Bldg. Washington.
GOVERNMENT wants thousands clerks at
Washington Immediately. 800 month.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
FOR RENT-sToRE BUILDINGS
BARGAIN IF RENTED At ONCE

BARGAIN IF RENTED AT ONCE.
131 Kansas ave, store room or building
We will remodel to suit tenant 27x14O IT
front, half two stories, half block south
Rock Island depot. Switch track rear of
building. Call phone 610.
stories and basement electric elevator
Good terms to right party. Phone ga af-
ter p. m.
AOoiL Fact An a. s+ora roon, rn a H.
ton for wall paper and paint store We
can give business enough each month to
more than trade out rent. Call phone 610.
SIS QUINGY-Rear % feet, suitable for
shop, storage or garage. So per month
Garyey, Central Bank Building
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
F. b. CROCKER
LEGAL


First published n The Topeka State
Journal, March 1, 1871
~
In the District Court of Shawnee County
State Of Kansas.
The Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe Rail-
way Company. Plaintiff.
vs. %
Benjamin P. Cheney. Defendant
No. 313S9 -
NOTICE.
The above named defendant BENJAMIN r.
The Atchison. Topeka and Santa Fe Rail-
way Company. has filed in said District
Court of Shawnee County its petition
against him, and that be has been sued by
said Elaintiff, and must answer said petit
ton flied by the plaintiff on or before
the 10th day Of April. 1918, or the said
petition filed in said court will be taken
as true and judgment rendered as prayed
for against the said defendant BENJAMIN p
Cheney for the Of $40, 7e5 90 with q
legal rate of interest, and personal prop
erty of said defendant attached in said
action win be ordered sold by the Sheriff
to satisfy said Judgment, interest and
costs.
WIN. p. SMITH, IL
o. J. WOOD,
Attorneys for Plaintiff
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
BUSINESS CHANCES

BOOMING HOUSE, close to Sth and Ave,
l. rooms, strictly modern, full of good
PAYING people cost $aoe dozen ye ~ so ag 70
help buy it. A business woman can have an
income for life, by owning this Phone el4.
CANDY-Send 100 for box old fashioned
chocolate creams. Prepaid. You can't
forget the taste. It's awfully good.
Barbee's Pure Candies. 100 S. Michigan,
Chicago.
FOR SALE-Confectionery and lunch
roOm fine location. Phone 1912.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
MISSOURI FARM LANDS.
SMALL MISSOURI FARM.

SMALL MISSOURI FARM
$3.50 cash and $50 monthly no interest
or taxes. Also an interest in our great de-
velopment project which within the next
few months should Lay you one hundred
dollars for every dollar you invest Highly
productive land, Gle Sc to three big markets
photographs and full information free
MUNGER. N 2S5 N. Y Life Bldg. Kansas
City. Mo.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
w A N T S
AND MISCELLANEOUS ADS

ADVERTISING RATES: The rate for
inserting Want Ads in The Topeka State
Journal is cent a word each insertion
minimum 10 cents; by the week 5 cents
word, minimum so cents.
COUNT THE WORDS of your ad includ-
ing four words for State Journal address,
When address is 1sed count each ''inttiaf
letter and each lumber or combination OF
figures as one word.
CLOSING HOUR: Want Ads to be elassi-
fled properly must be in The State Journal
office before II 90 O'Clock. Want Ads re-
ceived after II 20 till 10 ?. IN. will be in
serted under the mead: Too Late to Gas
sify."
OUT OF TOWN advertisements must be
accompanied with cash o check in full
payment of the same Note the foreg ping
instructions about counting the words end
the rate per word for The Topeka State
journal,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16

FOR SALE-POULTRY
20 FINE PLYMOUTH CoCKERELs for
sale, $3.50 each
HAYES SEED HOUSE.
524-26 N. Kan. Ave.
S. c. w. LEGHORNS-Baby chicks, setting
eggs from prize stock. State fair, Wolfe
and Yesterlayed strain. Phone 21S3 K-3.
Address J. T.sOneal. Route g.
FOR SALE-Baby chicks, Reds, p Rocks,
w. Leghorns, 12c each. Walter Bowell
Kensington, Kan.
ROSE COME Rhode Island Red cockerals
~ also 200-egg Fairfield incubator. 1929
North Jackson.
FINE STRAIN Rhode Island and Buff
orpington eggs for sale. Phone 1877
FOR SALE-Pool table. bargain If taken
at once. 1862 Tyler Phone 1896.
THOROUGHBRED Barred Rock eggs for
Matching. Phone 2426 ks
SETTING HEN and eggs. Single Comb
Red cockereis. 3OO6 K-2
FOR SALE-Whfte Rock and Rhode Island
eggs. Phone 2127 ks
THOROBRED Barred Rock eggs for set
ting. Phone 51S3 w.
FOR SALE-Hen and setting hens, SIS doz.
1000 West 10th.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16

WANTED SITUATIONS-MALE
MARRIED. MAN wishes place farm
where house is furnished. No work for
wife. Hendricks. Call 217 West 9th st.
WANTED-Place on farm by man with
family, boy IT, Address w, Journal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
WANTED-TO BUY

WANIED-Io Buy
JUNK-Highest prices paid for junk and
old motor ears by the oldest and most
reliable dealers. Dyal Bros, PIG N. Kan.
Ave. Phone 266. Orders called for.
maple, blackberry and sycamore logs.
Kaw Package Mfg. Co., Topeka, Kansas.
WANTED-House to be removed. Write,
stating price, A. B. Chamberlain, 1151
Washburn ave-. Topeka, Kan.
WANT TO buy all kinds CT Runner ducks.
Write me your best price. Emma Ahl-
stedt, Roxbury. Kan.
WANTED-Second hand plano Give de-
scription and price o. l.. care Journal.
WANT TO BUY second hand harness for
single work horse. 80, care Journal
wANTED-To buy invalid's rolling chair,
childs size preferred. Phone .2071 Red
WANTED TO BUY Is head Of milk cows
and heavy springers. Phone 1928.
WANTED TO BUY Fox Terrier pup.
Norma Metty 623 Van Buren,.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16

FOR RENT-FURNISHE HOUSES
--~~~~~~~~~~o-~~-~>~-
WANTED-Couple to take furnished
West side cottage with one acre rich
ground, two blocks from street car. Parties
to board and room elderly man for use
of house and land. 2406 Blue.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
WANTED-TO RENT

WANTED TO RENT 8 rooms for light
housekeeping by couple with child. Ad-
dress A 40, care Journal.
WANTED-Small furnished apartment or
fiat Housekeeping. II. G. R.. Box 325.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16

WANTED-Pressers experienced on silks
and ladies fine garments. Topeka Laun-
dry Co.
MISUNDERSTANDING home business tint
ing postcards pictures, Photos, etc,
vassiug: samples Zoe (stamps). Particulars
free. Artint 692F, Station A, Brooklyn, N. Y.
WANTED-25 dining room and lunch coun-
women S cooks SO R Week; experienced help
for families in city and country; maids.
Furman's Employment Office, 106 West Sth.
WOULD YOU LIKE 81 or 81 daily at home
knitting war sox en- Auto Knitters? Ex
perienee unnecessary. Send &c stamp. Dept
i2Gc, Auto KnitteE Company. s2l Jefferson
THOUSANDS government war positions
,, open to women men, Is or over 500 month;
Rochester N. y.
SALESLADY-One capable of selling goods
and taking charge of a stock. Prefer one
with retail iewelry experience. Write Civ
ing full details Address 100. care
Journal.
FIVE BRIGHT capable ladies' to travel,
eamonstrate and sell dealers. SIS to $50
Drag Company. Dept. sss. Omaha Neb.
WANTED-Young lady for stenographfc
and general office work. Good references
and salary expected. Address NJ L., care
Journal.
WANTED-Intelligent girl over % to learn
Trap, 113 East Eighth.
WANTED-.Middle aged lady to take
charge of house and care for elderly lady.
Phone 2S49 Black.
Neutrality-suspicious. housekeeper, good
home for right party. Phone 223o Black.
52+ West 10th st.
WANTED-Stenograph Short hours
easy, work Beginner preferred. Al
NCare Journal.
WANTED-A girl or middle age woman
to assist in house work. Phone 29So Black.
WANTED-Woman cook white or eolored.
SchmOker's cafe. Meade. Kansas.
WANTED-GirI to work in truss factory
The Smith Co, 61S Quincy st.
GIRL WANTED for general house work
1606 Boswell. Telephone 1851.
ARM Waitress wanted at Scott's ReEtau.
rant. 427 Kansas avenue.
DINING ROOM eSrl and cook. American
Hotel. 227 Kansas
wANTED-SewinP girl. Glen Davis, Pelle-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
wANTEDAFEMALE HELP

-4,-- OPERATORS.
Is intelligent young ladies wanted, be-
tween the ages of 16 and %, to learn tele-
phone operating. Wages paid while learn
ing. Steady employment and rapid ad-
vancenent. Inquire of instructress at s12
Jackson Avenue.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
FOR sALE-vACANr LOTS.
FOR SALE-FARMS.

FOR SALE+Five-acre tract. So cash. Half
mile west OF Elmont- c. n. Randall.
FARM FOR SALE OR RENT. See owner
Phone $50.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
FOR RENT-FURNIsHED ROOMS

FOR RENT-FURNISHE ROOMS
FOR RENT-Modern front room to one or
two young ladies. 1920 Kansas Ave
Phone 4947 Black.
STRICTLY modern furnished room in
private family, reasonable. Phone 4S95
White.
MODERN ROOM, privilege of parlor, 9
blocks west of state house. Phone 2766
Blue.
FURNISHED ROOM with sleeping porch,
all modern conyeHiences- 625 Harrison.
STRICTLY modern nicely furnished room
Phone HAS. 1884 Harrison.
MODERN furnished room in private home
Phone 1865 Red
FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms, III
West 9Th.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
CI,OSE IN

CLOSE IN.
Two houses, 2 lots, blocks out, on
West 9Th; one house all modern; will sell
one or both very reasonable. Call 1858
Blk.
KANSAS AVE. SOUTH, 1915, good house
bargain if sold at once. Sinai cash pay
ment, balance monthly like rent. Cali at
Col East 4th ave. or phone $40.
OWING to removal from city, l will sell
my modern home at q sacrifice and on
monthly payments 20 suit purchaser. Call
and see 1t at eli Lane. Phone S62 Ring 2
FOUR THOUSAND takes four Topeka
houses paying 200 shop district Would
trade for farm. st. Louis or Chicago prop
erty. Address Box 351-B. Chicago
FOR SALE-The property at Ills Topeka
avenue. Address Miss Grace whiting
Parkvi1le, Mo.
FOR SALElTwelve lots In center of Oak
land. Call phone 1160.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
FOR RENT-ROONfs

FUN FSENI-ROUN15
FOR RENT-Modarn unfinished rooms,
steam heat. $40 Kansas ave. Inquire
Hub Clothing Co
FOR Observation-Disclosures rooms, modern
all but heat Phone 5305 w. 719 Clay.
lbs FILLMORE. to 5 modern rooms.
Come and see them
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
FOR OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

FUR RENI-APAhIME
End FLOOR modern, room apartment,
1916 West 18th. Heat and water fur
nished. Per month s22.50. Call 3525.
MODERN Broom first floor apartment,
West side. Phone 1877 or $500 w.
FOUR ROOMS. strictly modern with Sleep
ing porch 1900 Jackson.
I235 MONROE. Groom flat SIS. Phone 513
or 5740 Black.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
WANTED-FARMS
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

CASH FOR OLD FALSE TEETH Don't
matter II broken. pay $500 to $500 per
dental gold and old gold jewelry. viii send
cash by return mail and will hold goods 10
Mail to L. Mazer 2O07 s. 9TH St, Phila., Pa.
CARPET and rug weaving; also pillow
covers. portiers etc. Poi Lake. 2298 White
WANTED-Cattle and horses to pasture.
Phone S104 F-2 VIM. Ure.
FOR SALEA5-passenger Overland, cheap
for cash. Phone All.
WANTED-1,0 600 loads Of ashes and trash.
1900 West 10th st.
1852 HASTY AUTO EXPRESS.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16

WEST HALF, section 5, township Is
range 40, $40 acres, Wallace county
Phone 1160. Topeka. Kan.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16

WANTED-Pressers experienced on silks
dry Co.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-03-16
HERE

FINE MODERN HOME
This is located near Central Park in a
splendid neighborhood. rooms, sleeping
porch, first floor oak finish, good garage,
east front. Price 81 500.
TOPEKA AVENUE HOME.
This is modern in every way, rooms
oak finish. on first floor, fine location.
Price S., 500.
WESTLAWN HOME.
Seven rooms modern, over two lots 'front.'
age, dandy location. Price $500
F. G. LAGERSTROM.
Real Estate and Fire Insurance
Shawnee Bldg, 701 Jackson st. Phone 1490.
CAMPUS FRONT
Six lots yet unsoid on Jewell ave. Plass
is paved, sidewalks to be built at owners
expense. Choice lots on McVicar, also
available. Price $3.50 to $3.50. Investigate
this beautiful addition. Secure your loca-
ton on the payment plan if you prefer.
Glad to show You.
w. A. NEISW ANGER & CO.
Phone 94S. Ill w. 9th.
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FOR RENT-FARMS


Phone $50
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-01-05

she viii have no use for shipyards.
The truth is that either Fernandina
or Jacksonville would be easier to de-
fend against an attack from the sea
than Tampa, and this fact is so OBJ.
vious that Tampa paper makes a
mistake to try to make the point. We
don't think an enemy would have an
easy job with either. but If we were
in charge of the job we would pick
Fernandina as the easiest of the three
places to defend. The channel into the
harbor, tho deep is narrow, and could
be completely shut by mines. One
battery Of heavy guns on Amelia isl
and and another on Cumberland could
make it impossible for a hostile feet
TO come in Smelling distance of a
shipyard. Jacksonville is almost as
easy TO defend as Fernandina, while
the forts guarding Tampa are well
out to sea, and If attacked by hostile
fleet there viii be nothing for it but
give and take until one side or the
other is whipped.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-01-05

for Miss Harris that she leaves the
state, he had best fight shy of the
rural districts where she is loved by
the thousands of people whose homes
she has made better, brighter and
happier. IF it is patriotic to answer
the call of service, it is treason to
knife the one who responds.-Talla-
hassee Record.
The Record does the state a service
in printing the foregoing. There are
thousands of women and children in
Marion county. not TO speak of voters,
who will resent any move against
Miss Harris, who has earned the
goodwill and respect of people of all
classes. It viii not be very difficult
to get rid of Miss Harris-not only
the government, but other states viii
be glad to secure her services. Gov.
Cats is responsible for Earman be-
ing in office; if he allows him to drive
Miss Harris out OF Florida he viii be
responsible for that, too; and it won't
do Cats any good.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-01-05

While posin' fer his annual haircut
yesterday, Professor Alex Tansey. 0.
Tharp's Run School, Number nine,
wuz lamentin' tn unusually poor
quality o. intellect bein' turned out
by our schools an colleges these days
o. athletics an cigarettes. He says he
reckons Their haint two students in tn
middle West that knows tn difference
between specific an advalorem. An
tn worst o. it is, he says, they don't
seem T. care. He says It's little less n
remarkable how gracefully student
kin glide thro' college these days
without bein' infected--without even
absorbin' somethin' thro' daily an
constant contact A boy'Il come out o.
college with sunburnt arms an a
chubby briar pipe an pose around fer
year er two an then start In t find
somethin' that jist suits him.
Professor Tansey says a college
career is mighty pretty thing t look
back on In after years, but that it don't
git you nothin unless theirs somethin'
in your noodle that wuz already there.
This thing o. sayin' Father got by
without KNOWN nothin won't do. If
father wuz successful he must o. had
somethin' besides a standin broad
jump record an a diploma. It's true
lots o. merchant princes don't know
what aItruism is. but they know how
t add an subtract
You'd naturally think that boy er
girl that tries t graduate from a
school er college without KNOWN how
t spell would be detected an detained
by tn professor, but somehow they
gain their liberty
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-01-05

Some time ago q Princeton profes-
sor said that he had only found one
student in three hundred that claimed
T. know anything about Aristotle, an
he said 1t WIZ some kind O. a specially
prepared paper that wuz used by fer
tographers. Theirs lots O. Yale men
movin' around t'day in tn best circles
that think Portugal Is minin' town
In West Virginia an that hominy Is
tn chief food o. tn crowded inhabi-
tants OF Indianny.
1t would be fun t know jist what
percent o. tn big, robust ex-students
o tn average college know that tn
United States has { import beans an
that theirs two Rs in February.
Anybuddy would think that young
man who struggles fer a education by
cleanin wall paper an weedin' onions
In tn summer time t git his tuition
money would finally come out o tn
battle with little dash o. information,
but they seem t be immune too. /
asked one tn other day what Initiative
an referendum meant an he said It
wuz unheard of when ne went t. col
lege.
When Miss Maize Bud was writin'
her graduatin' essay this spring she.
asked her teacher who tn Pilgrim Fa-
theirs wuz, an her teacher said, q
don't know. dear. only heard they
come over.
I don't know which is tn most use
full in maxim Hvin' these days, pr
amer er a education. TIL more folks
are supposed t know tn poorer they
seem t be, but you kin mortgage q pie
amer.
Copyright. Adams Newspaper seryice)