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The Nenana daily news., 1918-10-30
GERMANS OBJECT
 ID ACCOUNT OF
 RAPE OF BELGIAN

PARIS.-Nettled by the effect of the Scandinavian translation of Hugh Gibson's book "The Rape of Belgium, in Norway, Sweden and Denmark, the German foreign office through it's official propaganda bu- reau, has accused the author of espionage during September and October, 1914.
 Mir. Gibson at that time was sec secretary of the American legation at Brussels. His recall from his post at Brussels during the German oc- cupation was requested from Wash ington by Baron von der Lancken, German civil governor of Brussels He is now Paris representative of the Committee on Public Informa- ton.
 An article in the Politiken of Copenhagen states that on numerous occasions Gibson took advantage of his diplomatic immunity" and the passports given him by von Jarot- Zky, von Luttwitz, and Baron von der Goltz, allowing him to cross German lines, to carry information to the Belgian and Allied armies.
 The Germans make the formal charge that on one of Gibson's trips from Brussels to Antwerp during the siege he brought full, com plete report of the number and location of German troops investing the fortress, location of siege guns and other valuable military informa- tion.
The Nenana daily news., 1918-10-30
HOG ISLAND YARDS
 MAKE GOOD SHOWING

PHILADELPHIA. - The forty third keel, that of the 7,5O0-ton steel cargo carrier Schepang, was laid at the Hog Island shipyard re- gently. Others will follow promptly
 Soon ships will slide down the ways into the waters of the Dele ware at regular intervals, provided the shipment of steel is up to the mark. The yard now employs 35,- 900 men, but more are needed, es- pecially riveters. There has been an improvement in the speed with which this class of workers perform their duty. This is to be traced to the fact that the gangs of riveters are becoming more expert Learn CTS are paid fifty cents an hour while they are being schooled in the work. After a few weeks training they are given the opportunity to earn as high as $26 a day if they are sufficiently speedy.
The Nenana daily news., 1918-10-30
FRENCHMEN AND BRITISH ON VERY
 BEST OF TERMS

BEHIND THE BRITISH LINES. Two striking instances of the cohesion and fellowship existing be- tween the French and British forces occurred recently.
 At a certain point of the front line, Canadian regiment, thirty per cent of whom spoke French. were attacking side by side with French troops. The Canadians were hard pressed by the Germans in front, who were occupying wood and holding it with strong machine gun defenses. They appealed to the French regiment on their right for assistance, and the French troops immediately advanced, completely turning the position and enabling the Canadians to advance in their turn.
 Shortly afterwards the French were similarly held up and appealed to the Canadians, who immediately attacked and saved the situation.
 Throughout there was complete harmony of command, and even ma chine guns were more than once interchanged between the two units
 When a halt for the night was made, the two regiments messed and bivouacked together.
The Nenana daily news., 1918-10-30
TROOPS
 ARE COMMENDED
 GOOD AT PATROL

With the American Troops In France. American negro troopers are regarded by their officers as ex- ceptionally good at patrol work, as raiders and scouts. They seem to have some quality lacking in the white man which enables them to slink and crawl across No Mans Land in way that defies detection.
 But the negroes never lose their latent superstition and fear of the dark. Without white officers to support them morally their value is said to deteriorate quickly They ''see things" with ease.
 The negro troopers timidity at night is best illustrated by the ex- perience of captain, who found one his men at work after dark The negro was talking violently to himself:
 'Niggah, pick up that wheel bar row and push it over there" Now put that barrow downw "Tip it over and empty it.' Now. wheel it back and fill it up again"'
 To all of which the negro an- swered "Yes, sahn' and suited the action to the word. He explained to the astonished captain that he felt less lonely and scared in the dark if he pretended a white officer was there to give him orders.
 Let the average negro soldier halt and be forced to lie down for a time, and he goes to sleep almost immediately, unless he is forcbly kept awake. The leaders of at least one regiment have had to adopt plan whereby all the mem- bers of patrol, when they lie down, join hands, with the white officer at one end He keeps the squad awake then by pressing the hand of the man next to him, who repeats the pressure to his right or left and receives an answering pressure as evidence that his companions are awaked
 Nevertheless, the negroes are al- ways ready to fight. Che regiment had begged its way into a portion of the line where action was assured in the last German offensive, and that action suddenly began. Five of the officers of that regiment alone were in hospital, but heard few hours in advance of what was con- ing,
 The colonel left the hospital on crutches, two other officers were carried to the trenches on filters and two more hobbled in-so as to be with their men and be assured they gave a good account of them selves. They did.
 In the main the negro troops are deeply attached to their white off, cers and will go through fire and flood for them-or with them. In the main also the officers are at- tached to the men, take pride in them and father them. The negroes are punctilious in such details as saluting and deference to officers and superiors, though lax in other matters of discipline which they do not understand.
The Nenana daily news., 1918-10-30
BASEBALL POPULAR IN
 MEXICAN CITIES NOW

MEXICO CITY.-Basebal is talk ing strong hold on the popular fancy, especially in the capital, Vera Cruz, Tampico and other of the larger cities. of Mexico. The open ing of the schedule arranged for a league of eight clubs in Mexico City was made a social event and was attended by leaders of the capi- tal's society. Basketball, especially among students, also is generally played.
The Nenana daily news., 1918-10-30

FOR SALE-Beaver Board, in plain and oak finish. Doors and win dows, sash stock and mouldings. Inquire Simson's.
The Nenana daily news., 1918-10-30
AS OTHERS SEE THEM

'You have been a faithful and industrious delegate from Alaska Champ Clark, Speaker of the House of Representatives.
 II feel that you have done ali that could have been done In Alaska's interest while you have been here. ."-Franklin K. Lane, Sec retary of the Interior.
 "I take this occasion to express my appreciation of your serVices on behalf of Alaska and the sense which I strongly hold, as my fellow officers do, of your courtesy and helpful activity in matta:s relating to the Territory which you repre- sent. William c. Redfieid, Seore- tary of the Department of Com merce.
 II cordially hope the people ot Alaska will return you as thelr deie- gate Your service has been of the highest order. Your grasp of pubic questions, your patriotism and your ability equipping you in a marked degree for the duties of the office YOU hold."-U. s. Senator Fletcher, chairman Committee on Commerce
 "The people of the Territory are to be congratulated upon having you here. ."-U. s. Senator Chamberlain, chairman Military Affairs Com mittee.
 "The people of your Territory will make no mistake in again ln- yestinp you with the authority to represent them in Washington. - l.. s. Senator kendrick, chairman Committee on Canadian Relations.
 'I am indeed glad that you are again a candidate for Congress for we need men of your stamp through this crisis s'-Congressman Weity, member of the Elections Committee, which has for decision the Sulzer- Wickersham contest.
 II am much gratified to learn that you are again to be candi- date During the period of your service you have shown deep de- votion to the interests of the Terri tory and very keen and intci!i- gent appreciation of the great oc';b lems to be solved. ."-C. s Sonator Walsh, chairman of Committee on Mines and Mining.
 He Delegate Sulzer) IS one of the most faithful, trustworthy and industrious members that has been here in the last dozen years. V Congressman Scott Ferris, chairman of Committee on Public Lands
 Ut is generally hoped you may be
  Congressman Romjue, Committee on Claims.
 Do you know that man Sulzer from Alaska, while very unassum- ing, is one of the most likable men in this House from the West. ."- Renresenfatiye Gland Kjtchin leader of the Democratic party in the House
 'I trust your majority at the coming election may be such as to leave no room for contest, and from my observation of your interest in your territory 1 believe you merit the whole-hearted support of your constituents "-Congressman Polk, another member of Elections Com mittee before whom contest is pend ing.
 'I i:now that you have been a tireless VIC ker in behalf of the people yo, Lad the honor to repre- sent. Congressman Webb, chair man of Judiciary committee.
 The above are few of the ex- pr ssions by cabinet ministers, sena- to- and representatives of their l.. .@A. af
The Nenana daily news., 1918-10-30

1,1S5,000 tons of sugar will be saved the first year if each of LIS uses one ounce less each day. This will keep sugar plentiful and cheap.
The Nenana daily news., 1918-10-30

War is an ugly thing, but a Ger. man peace is uglier-
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BUILD SHIPS

! LIVE IN UP-TO-DATE HOTEL AND
BOARDING HOUSE AND AVAIL YOUR
SELVES OF OTHER MODERN coNvEN-
FENCES.
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BUILD SHIPS ~
=
BOARDING HOUSE AND AVAIL YOUR.
SELVES OF OTHER MODERN coNvEN-,. !.
FENCES.
" - No" ~ 81
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CHESTER. PA. .,
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YOURSELF
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GIRLS WANTED. experienced and learners
in silk-spreading and other departments;
steady work: essential war INDUSTRY .2od
Pa,
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MrDvALE STEEL AND ORDNANCE co.
EDDYsToNE RIFLE PLANT
t- EDDYsToNE. PA.
Work in your shirt sleeves during tho win
ter months in n steam heated plant
Get permanent position with tho largest
rife plant In the world
Good transportation from all points
Philadsiphia' sis a. " m.. sias for iio.,ph io,pIr
ticket. other trains at frequent intervals
direct to plant: trolley cars No 81 in sub
way and Chester and wilmington car out
OF Darby direct to plant.
Dror forEers
Learners on machines
Inspectors
Laborcrs twhite or colorcdl
Toolmakcrs
Toolroom machine hands
Appiy to employment department at the
plant or to Mr.. O'Connor. 1921 Arch st.
PHILADELPHIA OFFICES
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s.o3 Market st tMr. Mooney
~, w cor, 18th and Paschali ave. tMr.
I4i6 Federal St CMr. Elfreth)
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Evening star., 1918-06-30

hundred-and- d-forty-two years, with
Bin Of Putsdam chewing II mp At the
present rate, there wouldn't be
enough Of it left to supply the Island
Of Guam six months, much less the
rest Of the world"
Shakespeare shook his head doubt
T like America said be, but I
must say that sometimes American
liberty strikes mo a. being something
Of a merry ha-ha, ~ Lord Chester
field would put II. have gone 80
far as to suspect that there isn't any
real freedom in America. Why, Walt,
I'm told that there are places In
America today where . man can't get
mug Of brown October ale without
q doctors prescription. where the
clink Of tho glass that cheers is legal
evidence of the perpetration OF
crime, and where good samsritas are
actually thrown into jail for carrying
assuaging waters to the p2rched
throats of the thirsty"
YES" said Diogenes. "and they tell
Evening star., 1918-06-30

But when they come along Of their
own free win, and after many years
Of intimate relations with the gentle
man. say too John Barleycorn. Look
ahere, Johannes. after q century or
two Of cumming around with you We
dnd that you are detusion and .
snars. phoney friend that doth make
boobs Of US ali. and wen have no
moro Of you, conlining our Hbadons
from hehceforth to raspberry shrub
then they are exercising that freedom
Of choice that 10 synonymous with
perfect liberty. It all depends on who
fofges your shackles whether you are
free or not"
''rhe truth is. Shakey," said Raleigh.
that in any properly organized state
Of society the kind Of freedom you
talk about could not be tolerated for
. minute. Take freedom OF speech, for
instance. There's been q great hula
baloo about 1t lately. but honestly.
Bill, I've never met . human being
outside Of Bedlam, or an American
Evening star., 1918-06-30
Il WAS DINING WITH ADAM AND EvEr

me that in FIVE years that will be the
condition Of things everywhere But
you see, B1lious, that. situation has
been brought about by the Americans
themselves, and has not been imposed
upon them arbitrarily 6y any external
force, That's where the liberty Of It
comes in You somehow don't seem
to know what liberty meanas
'.Oh, yes. / do" returned the bard.
'Iibarty means tho freedom to do
ANYTHING you jolly; wen please at any
q Hla time you jolly ven please TO Do
That is not liberty" .rstorted
Brutts. THAT II anarchy. IT we all
did whatever ..we jolly well pleased
whenever we Jolly wen pleased to do
h.ss i nSnody I'm. u the ,, woEa S.s wcnid be free:
jolly well, pleased would be jolly well
doing things that wouldn't jolly we'll
please somebody else. You talk like q
burglar. Bill, who claims there isn't
any liberty in the world because the
law won't let him break into my.
house and walk away with my vife's
diamond tiara And3 my loase change,
Evening star., 1918-06-30

the big idea you geniuses want mo to
redeem, from chaos this timer
Were going to celebrate the
Fourth Of July down here" explained
Raleigh, '.and we thought you might
be willing to write a scenario for US"
IT don't recall" said Shakespeare.
'thst I ever knew much abont the
Fourth of July. don't remember
touching upon It in any Of my plays.
What does 1t stand fort" :,
1T was Washington's birthday. stu
DID," said Ananiaa. -.
"Perfectly incorrect, Hike most Of
Ananias's statements." said Sir
Walter. Really for ali your learn
Ing you ancients are the weakest
when It comes to matters Of history.
I don't believe you ever even heard Of
Tammany HALL"
''You can search me-" said Ananias
"But I never pretended to be Q Ph.D.
on aviation anyhow -.
"The Fourth Of July. William. con-
dAued Raleigh. was the day when
liberty was Invented, h. Tom JsFsr-
Evening star., 1918-06-30
BONES REPORTED BY WIRELESS
TO JOHN KENDRICK BANGS

far as they'll go. packed in with 2 lot
Of red, green and yellow lights. where
upon We fellows down here IN hade9
touch vesuvius OF with billion tons
Of dynamite. The crater gives a vto-
lent quake. rumbles like q stxty-thou.
sand centimeter lion in the throes OF
appendicitis, and the last we see OF
Bill he and the Turk are pirouetttng
after each other on into the furthese
depths Of space. followed by the big
gest blare of noise the world has
known since the day chaos ttsen
came tumbling down into order.
Ripping" said Diogenes.
"A corker," said Brutus.
'Tt won't be very safe for democ.
racy while it's going on. though.
suggested Ananias.
"But the climax?' cried Sir Walter,
excitedly.
"A Transformation scene,- said
Shakespeare, showing rescued liberty
standing on top of a rainbow. with
Joan Of Arc, Albert of Belgium. st.
George. GaribaIdi and Uncle Sam
grouped about her. while suspended
from the center Of the arch hangs .
brilliant shield holding q star for
each one of the free nations Of the
earth. surmounted by the flaming
legend:
THE UNITED STATES OF THE
WORLD.
IN UNION Is PEACE.
Evening star., 1918-06-30
AT THE H0USEB0AT ON THE STYX MMM

Il never heard q burglar making
any such complaint" laughed Shahss-
peare, and II ever do TIL warn him.
Brutus, that to my certain knowledge
your wifes diamond tiara 70 paste.
and your loose change nothing but
stage money"
:lse that as It may" satd BFutuA.
you don't appear to know tho differ.
ence between liberty and license You
ray there is no liberty In America. be-
cause IL old Jack FalstaR wanted q
drink with somebody to It he'd have
to be satisfied with photographers
paste or go without in many parts Of
the country. Won. II that were . rul-
ing imposed upon America BY Pots
dam BILL you'd be right II the kaiser
were to say to the citizens Of Amer
iaa, When you are thirsty hereafter
it's the horses neck for yours and
drned little q that and the citizens
Of the United States should knuckle
down and say .An right. Billiam. We'd
rather inhale the straight stun. but If
you say horses neck for ours we'll
have some O. the same that would
prove they were an enslaved people.