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Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-06-14
Bosehee's German Syrup.

Why use ordinary cough remedies,
when Boschee's German Syrup has
been used 50 successfully for ffty-two
years in all parts of the United States
for coughs, bronchitis, colds settled in
the throat, especially lung troubles. 1t
gives the patient = good nights rest,
free from coughing, with easy expec-
toration in the morning, gives nature
. chance to soothe the inflsmed parts,
throw off the disease, helping the pa
tient to regain his health. Sold by P.
A. Clemmer.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-06-14
Methodist Church.

The pastor will speak Sunday morn
ing, June 16, upon the theme, 1.-The
Impelling Iaf1uence of Divine Love-
and Sunday evening upon the theme.
Goods Wireless Message" There
will be excellent music at both services
The Bible school convenes at 1890 and
the Epworth League at 700. A cor
dial welcome awaits you at all the SER
vices of the church.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-06-14
Farners Attention.

For = cream separator that is built to
wear, to skim perfectly clean, easy to
turn and easy to wash and keep sani-
tary, one built with the troubles left
out, for such . separator you should
call or Andrew Smith, Cresco, II.
Phone 267. 34-tf
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-06-14
Pony Stalion.

The small Shetland pony stallion,
Buster" in service at my place 8
miles southeast of Lime Springs and 4
miles west of Bonair. Fee $1,000 to
insure. w. H. HUSEMAN.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-06-14
Bohemia, Presbyterian Church.

OO03A8o0 1S9VySeSSAu SuWSA'
The Bohemian Presbyterian Church
1T Saratoga, Iowa, has decided to have
English services, Sunday evenings
They begin at $50 p. m. Next Sunday
evening there will be . sermon to 20 ng
men: ''Glory of Young Men," You
are welcome. Special music is being
prepared. Jos. HAvLlk, Pastor.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-06-14
Dance.

A dance will be held at L. G..
Malek's barn on Monday, June 18th.
Good music. Everybody come.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-06-14
Lost or Stolen.

A registered Collie female FIVE years
old; sable color. Reward for informa'
ton leading to its return.
4O-tf M. P. Lydon.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-06-14
Notice..

Notice.
All persons are forbidden to take
gravel or dirt from any part of the
highways Of Vernon Springs township
except for use on said highways.
43-2t Township Trustees.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-06-14
For Sale.

A small stack of mixed clover ant
hay. Phone 346. I. L. Eaton
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-06-14
Fer Sale.

Single harness nearly new, will sell
chesp. Inquire of 4S-tf Leo Nolsn.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
Bieiaski VIII Make Further Revela-
tions Before Senate Committee,
Expect to Show Plot.

Further evidenve, revealing the
Vaccinations Of Count Won Bernstorff
and others of the German embassy in
spreading German propa gandar
throughout this country during Amer
ica's period OF neutrality, will be
week before the sen.
ate judiciary committee.
5 "A. Bruce Bielaski, chief Of the bur.
eau OF investigation OF the department
OF justice, will resume the witness
stand and for one thing, will tell of
evidence disclosed through letters
written by Boyd, the former Ger
man naval attache, and Won Papen,
the former German military attache,
touching on plots to blow up munition
plants and bridges and to foment
strikes.
:. Mr.. Bielaski has evidence in the
mass of papers with which he is ap-
pearing before the committee. The
names Of more than a score of agents
who worked under Boy-Ed and Won
Papen were upon the German en-
bassy's propaganda pay roll will be
spread upon the records by the de-
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
ALLIES ARE FED
BY SELF DENIAE
Generous Doing Without In
America Supplied Food
TO Europe.

Exports from this country since 10
entered the war have kept starvation
from Allied Europe and have main"
tanned the health and strength Of those
who have been bearing the brunt or
our battles, SO that they could hold
out to victory. Now that hostilities
have ceased we must assume the add"
ed burden OF keeping starvation from
increasing Its toll upon the millions
who have been liberated from tho
Prussian yoke. Famine would undo
the work which has been accomplished
In freeing the world for democracy. No
stable government can be established
and maintained by a nation harassed
by hunger. A starving people turns
to rioting and anarchy. Food has
given strength and courage to the ma.
lions lighting for democracy; 1t must
now give the nations strength and
tranquility 10 re-estaf,l sh themselves
in freedom and democracy. 4 ST..
Without our help TX would have been
absolutely impossible for the Allies to-
maintain living ration. Since our
entry into the war we have been con-
tributing largely to the support OF 0ns
hundred and twenty million people
whose normal food supplies have been
cut Of, whose production, has fallen
almost to the vanishing point, whose
fields have been devastated by Ger
many. The food exported from the
United States In the past year has
been sufficient to supply the complete
ration OF twenty-five million people.
It is hard to grasp the magnitude
and significance OF the assistance
which has been lent the Allies by the
patriotic, voluntary service of the
American people. The food we sent
abroad last year would have been suf-
ficient to feed one-fifth Of our popula-
ton. And this was done in spite OF
the fact that we entered the year with
short crops. Our surplus was practi-
cally nothing. An overwhelming pro-
portion of the food that left this coun-
try last year was saved out Of the nor
mai home consumption of our own
people.
In spite of difficulties met In inter-
nal transportation and shortage OF
ocean tonnage our food exports last
year amounted to a figure that few
years ago would have been unbelieva-
BILE. Even the most optimistic element
of our population faced with anxious
CONSERVATION the prospect which
opened before us with the beginning
of the 1917 harvest year
The American people have not been
compelled to save. They have been
appealed to on the basis Of humanity
. and Of patriotism. They have re-
spOnded voluntarily.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
WTWEN

Miss Olive Mold who attends the
4 C college at Madison spent from
Wednesday until Monday at her home
here.
The young folks of this community
enjoyed a party here in the hall
Thanksgiving evening. Light refresh
merts were served and all enjoyed
themselves.
Newton Witwen who attends school
at Madison visited his parents from
Wednesday until Thursday P. NJ.
Miss Laura Buehler of Prairie du
Sac made a few days visit with the
Walter Sprecher's.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wesley Sprecher had
their little baby boy baptised on
Thanksgiving day. He received the
name Merlin Dennis. Their guests
were Mr. and Mrs. Rev. Hoppe and
Mrs. Louise Sprecher.
Miss Freda Accola who spent the
summer ia California has returned
home and is making brief visit
with her sister, Mrs Eugene Enge and
family.
A party was rendered Mr.. and Mrs.
Roy Gasser Wednesday evening by a
host of relatives, the occasion being a
farewell party in their old home. They
will soon move in their new home
which they have built up on their farm
here this last year.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
RIinhted Hone.

He tss a bachelor, as bald as bill
lia:d ball, and so years of age.g She
was a WIDOW, fair, fat and 40. he had
been a lifelong friend Of her hus band,
Robin Mccarthy, and tonight he was
to offer her his heart and hand. She
knew it. and hel good soul went out
in song. Seating herself al the piano,
she sang to him the dear old song,
robin Adair.' with the closing pa.
thos, "Re-orob-in Ad-air."'
Gently he rose from his seat and as
he reached for his hat he said:
Madam. Is there any necessity that
| should be reminded Of that fact? /
know it. Robin did hal hair-well do
! remember his curly locks. But why
taunt me with, it 20
And SO two lives were blighted.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
THE NEW PURITAN

The new Puritan is instructed in
cleanliness, believes in it, practices it.
AS q good animal guided by an en-
lightened mind, he purposes to make
the best of his body, not to poison it
with alcohol or to pollute it with dis
ease. For his own sake and for the
sake Of the future of the race, he con-
ducts himself morally. His philos-
opher, guide and. friend, however, is
the physician, and science is his in
SEPARATION and his overwhelmingly
is Journal.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
Sounding a Warning.

Never cross-examine an irish
man." advised prominent lawyer
"Yes, I'm speaking from experience
be continued. "The only witness
who ever made me throw up my hands
and leave the courtroom was a green
Irishman. A shunter had been killed
by an express train and the widow
was suing for damages. was eA-
gagged by the railroad company and
had a good case, but made the mis-,
take of trying to turn the main wit
ness inside out.
in his quaint way he had given a
graphic description of the fatality,
occasionally shedding tears and
calling on the saints. Among other
things, he swore positively that the
whsle was not sounded until after the
whole train had passed over his de-
parted friend. Then l thought had
him.
"Look here, MeGinnis, said /, you
admit that the whistle blew
eyes, sorr; it blewed, sorr."
Now, If that whistle sounded ia
time to give Michael warning, the
fact would be in favor Of the com.
pany. would 1t not?'
"'Yis, sorr, and Mike would be
lestifyin' here this day
The Jury giggled.
"'Never mind that. You were
Mikes friend, and you would like to
help his widow; but just tell me
now what earthly purpose there could
be for the engine driver to blow that
whistle after Nike had been struckr
phresume thot the whistle woe
for the next man on the line, Borr.'
THE widow got al she asked"
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
New Propaganda
Evidence Promised
at WaShinQfOn
,artment of justice investigator.

partment OF justice investigator.
More Startling Disclosures.
Senator Overman, while speaking of
the evidence to be offered by Mr..
Bielaski. said on Sunday, he was only
able to forecast. it in general way.
"Alrady Mr.. Bielaski has given the
committee most vital information
touching upon. the modus operandi Of
the German propaganda" said Mr.. Ov-
erman.s His evidence has proved be-
yond doubt that an extensive system
of propaganda was engineered by Ger
man agents at the time Of Americas
neutrality. -
AS to the activities Of the German
agents not already touched upon, Il
believe the evidence to come before
the committee will prove equally as
important and. in some respects, even
more startling. The committee intends
to go thoroughly into the plots to blow
up bridges and munitions plants and
to inspire strikes. These as ] am In
formed. were distinct violations of the
neutrality that the German govern
ment was supposed to have maintained
with America RI
The plot to blow up the Welland
canal will be touched upon in Mr.
Bielaski's evidence this week, also the
plots to destroy bridge in Maine.
and other dynamite activities of the
German agents.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
They Were Both Wrong.

Two brothers were being entertain.
ed by a rich friend. AS i'll luck would
have it, the talk drifted away from or
binary topics.
do you like Omar Khayyam -
thoughtlessly asked the host. trying to
make conversation. The elder brother
plunged heroically into the breach.
Pretty WELL" he said, but prefer
Chianti."
Nothing more was said on this sub
ject until the brothers were on their
way home.
Bill" said the younger brother.
breaking painful silence. why can't
you leave things that you don't under
stand to mef Omar Khayyam ART a
wh0e, yoa chump: its a cheese"
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
KILBOURN

Miss Alma Gutknecht of Portage
spent the week end with her sister
in-law, Mrs w. Gutknecht.
Aaron Cronible and Clarence Mar
tin are both critically i'll with the
Spanish influenza.
Mrs, Lillian Naber returned to her
spending a few days at the home OF
the J. Cahren family.
Sylvester Hendrickson is in Mil
waukee to have his eyes doctored.
DR.. Roberts Of Portage was here
last Friday on business.
Fred Better lost a horse last week
Miss Clara Pec:A is onthe sick list
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
RIGHT WITH THEM.

t'The American Socialist party is
heartily in sympathy with the Boil
sheviki, is it not? asked a representa-
tive of The Christian Science Monitor
of a Socialist of national reputation
at the Chicago meeting.
Absolutely" he replied. "It's a
Socialist government. We couldn't be
anything else.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
LYONS

Mrs. Harrison, Mr.. and Mrs. Isaac
Watson ate roast goose on Thanks
giving with Mr.. and. Mrs. George
Tinkham.
Mr. and Mrs. Earl Pierce and fam
ily and Edward Pierce ate Thanksgiv-
ing dinner with Mr. and Mrs. c. +,
Sansum.
Mrs. ettie Nippert and son Earl OF
st. Charles, ILL.,, were recent visitors
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. George
Hamermeister.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Nutting and
daughter ate Thanksgiving dinner
with the formers mother, Mrs Carrie
Nutting.
The teachers, have returned and
school has started once more.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
WOOD HALF AS HEAVY AS CORK
Ealsa, From Porto Rico, Is Used for
Life Preservers.

EaIsa, From Porto Rico, Is Used fer
Life Preservers.
A wood so light that it is only half
as heavy as cork is Porto Rico's lat
est contribution TO the commercial
world. 1t is known as Balsa wood,
the Porto Rican name being soano.
which is corkwood when translated,
while in Martinique the term applied
to it is floating wood.
Samples of Balsa wood have been
put on exhibition in the museum at
the Missouri Botanical Garden in ST.
Louis, Mo, from which institution a
bulletin describing 1t has just been
Issued.
Coated with paraffin to render 1t
inlpsryious to water, Balsa wood is
now taking the place OF cork in the
manufacture Of life preservers, and
modern life RATS constructed entirely
OF the Porto Rican product are being
made Being extremely porous, Bal
ga wood acts as natural insulator
against both heat and cold. Fireless
cookers made of 1t are found to re-
CURE no additional insulation, and a
piece OF ice placed In box made of
-goano witnstood the heat Of an i'll
tensively hoi day for five Or six hours
recently. The United States govern
a2ent already is using it for the con-
struction of buoys used in the coast
service.
Up to the time The Introduction OF
Balsa wood, the scientific name of
which is Ochroma Lagopus. a Mis-
souri, tree was believed to be the
lightest wood grown. This is the cork
wood, otherwise Leitneria floridara.
Balsa wood weighs only about third
as much as Missouri corkwood, how
ever. Cypress is four times as heavy.
Maple weighs six times, hickory near
iy eight times and ebony more than
ten times as much as Balsa wood.
Prof. John C. Clifford, in letter TO
the Missouri Botanical Garden writes
f.on Porto Rico that the Balsa trees
grow to be foot In diameter and
that there are no knots or other de-
tsets n the wood.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
& - MP
lei p
This Paper viii Be Glad to Print Short Letters or rerss u
News From the Sank County Young Men in b,
Army Write Short Extract From
Letters and Send to This Ofhct

Corporal Kenneth Mekiuah.

800 t0s@s sNSftffSAU ~u~ttdAUs
The following. letter has been re
eived by Mr.. and Mrs NJ. L. McHugh
2 Thirty-first street, Milwaukee. from
heir son, Lieut.. G. q. McHugh, nov
tationed at Camp Sheridan, Alabama
Oct. ~, 1918.
Lieut. G. e. McHu0h,
Camp Grant, 90.
Dear Sir:
Am sending you money order
for $21.o0 by the v. M. {. A, This
sun, was found on your brothers
person With orders that it should
be sent to you. Would you advise
me as to whether It arrived, after
due time. The other personal
effects are being sent through the
Effects Depot. 4E
My few words Of sympathy can
not express the feelings OF our
battery. The loss of such 0 corp
oral, man all the way through,
is indeed a severe blow. The
boys all miss him, and extend
their most heartfelt sympathies.
Any information ! could give you
will supply.
Yours, Sgt. ~ w. EffIanat,
Battery A, 12oth =. A,
Corporal Kenneth McHugh was
born in Baraboo, Wis. twenty-five
years ago, and was graduated
from the Baraboo High School in
June 1918. I. =
Subsequently he spent one year
each at the University Of Wiseon-
sin and the Milwaukee Normal.
Five years ago, the family
moved from Baraboo to Milwau-
kee, and Corporal McHugh enlist
ed in the Wisconsin Cavalry, while
attending the Normal. He WAS
first sent to Camp Douglas, trans
ferred from there to the r. A. at
Wacos Texas, and went overseas
in February, 1918. Eight months
service in the greatest war in the
worlds history gave him the gold
stripes he acquired IN September
last.
Although he had endured all
kinds of hardship while in the
front line trenches, his naturally
optimistic and sunny disposition
was shown in the letters, which
were an inspiration to his family,
and friends. fortunate enough to
get them.
Official notice form the war de-
partment to the parents advised
that Corporal McHugh had been
missing in action since October
a, 1918, but the letter from Sgt.
EffIanat Battery A received later
confirms his death.
Clean and brave in life, glorious
in death, and one of Americas
noble sons, who has made the
September sacrifice.
No higher tribute can any one
achieve.
Corp. McHugh was a nephew of
Major A. /. Ntzhugh,, 239th Bat
talon, Railway construction corps
who was killed in France, May
18th, 1917.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
WINFIELD

An 8-pornd daughter arrived at the
home of Mr. and Mrs. Louis e. Wag-
ner early Friday morning. Mrs. Wag-
ner will be remembered as Miss VERDI
lie Webster of Fairfield. Mother and
daughter are doing well. The former
is just recovering from the flu. Others
now sick with the flu in Winfield are
Florence Hirst, Mr.. and Mrs. Jessie
Churchill, Charlie Lyskfng and family
and the Greenwood family.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
WHO ARE THEY?

Has Count William Hohenzollern,
former kaiser informed the United
States through his secretary, that he
would be glad to give his views to the
people of America, where he has
some friends STILL" if it were not
for the fact that he had retired to
private life.
Now who are Williams friends? Do
not all speak at once.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12

Mrs. Van Vleet.

Mrs. Van Vleet.
Mrs. Annette M. Taylor Van Vleet,
Is, widow of Benjamin Van Vleet, died
a few days ago at Portage.
She was born May 13, 1843, in New
York state and came to Milwaukee
in 1847, with her parents. She was
married to the late Mr.. Van Vleet
in Jefferson May 20, 1862. They then
moved to a farm in Lowville.
She leaves three daughters and two
sons: Mrs. T.. Keebaugh, Poynette;
Mrs. George York, Portage; Mrs. Ira
York. Caledonia; Riley Van Vleet;
FIT. Winnebago, anC Benjamin Van
Vleet, Milwaukee.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
SO 900 MAJOR
CASUALT|ESAQI
YET REPORTED

The war department announced
Friday at Washingtonsth that $4,000
major casualties, including killed in
action. died of wounds, died OF dis
ease and other causes, severely
wounded and missing, have not yet
been finally reported. The arrears in
major casualties is much larger It
was added. 1t is hoped to clean them
up this week.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12

the sea, under the sea, in the heavens
above. The lesson is to all mankind
to every individual alive in the
world today. 1t is safe to be decent.
It is right, it is eUpedient, 1t Is profit
able to play the game OF life decently.
Birmingham News.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
DEMAND FOR FORMER
KAISER'S EXTRACTION
HELD In ABEYANCE

Any action looking to q demand on
Holland for extradition of the former
kaiser will be held in allegiance until
President Wilson reaches Europe ac-
cording to information from the state
department at Washington.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to thank the singers for
their beautiful selections, Rev. Weed
for his comforting words and the pail
bearers for their kind services.
Mrs. Sarah PfeiE,
Mrs. Edythe. Dennis and daughters,
- Mr.. and Mrs. A. Haberman and
children,
Mr.. and Mrs. Lester Pfeil and son,
Mr.. and Mrs. Gilloth and baby.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12

There is nothing more frightful
than an active ignorance" wrote Goe-
the, thus giving perfect description
of "kultur'' before it's arrival.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
PATIENCE OF PATRONS
GREATLY APPRECIATED

Besides several employed in this
office, a number of carriers are also
i'll. We disire to express our apprec-
time. Every effort possible will be
exerted to have the paper reach its
destination ON time but In case it
fails to arrive kindly telephone at
once
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12

When a married woman elopes with
another woman's husband it's hard to
tell who is entitled to sympathy.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
ERROR MADE In THE
NUMBER OF CASUALTIES

In telegraphing from Washington
last week the number Of casualties
to be sent from Europe the number
should have read 10000 instead Of
$4,000.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
Price Of Eggs Too High.

Richard Kouni, dealer in eggs at
Sank City, has been ordered by the
food administrator for Wisconsin to
reduce the price of eggs he is selling
to comply with government regula
tions.-Portage Democrat.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
THINK WOMEN SHOULD
STEP TO ONE SIDE

A number of government officials
think that women should step aside
and give their jobs to the returning
soldiers.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
DEAN BIRCE DIRECTS
THE STATE UNIVERSITY

No one will be selected to succeed
the late President Van Hise as the
heod OF the state university until next
year. In the meantime Dean Birge
tion.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12

Besides such incidental benefits az
the Improvement In figure and health
that we've reaped from our meatless,
wheatless days, think Of the fun we've
had cut of them-the new crop OF
Jokes, jibes, topical songs and car
teons to replace the mother-in-law
joke and the boost to our reputation
fer ready humsrl
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
RESTRICTIONS ON NEWS
PRINT PAPER REMOVED

All restrictions on the use of news
print paper were withdrawn today by
the war industries board, effective De-
cember Is. Waste is to be avoided.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12
MILLIONS OF LETTERS
FORWARDED FROM FRANCE

For the two weeks ending Deem
Der 5, about 100000 letters were
sent from France to America.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12

R. e. Hall has gone to Red Wing,
MINI, where he is employed by the
Winona Oil Co. Mrs. Hall and sis
ter will join him in the near future.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12

Occasionally man refuses to drink
beer unless his physician recommends
it-or unless he thinks he ought to
recommend it.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1918-12-12

When a minister fails to stick to his
text it may be that he believes that
scattered shot hits the most birds.