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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-07
Everyday Wisdom
DETAILPLANITIS.

DO YOU over have attacks OF dc
tailplanitis'
Thoy usually como when you are
planning a trip.
First. let us consider the structure
OF the word detaltplanltis" Detail
means detail" plan means plan
and tits Is something you tack on
20 some other word te-make II sound
like disease Hfnce 'Detallpian-
it's means planning details to a
point of a disease
II will put my grip on the rail-
provided under the ticket window
for that purpose, and | will stand
with my suitcase between my legs
and ! will give the agent twenty
dollar bill with nv right hand. take
the ticket In NV left and put II m
my lower. riEhthand vest pocket.
and II tho ticket agent Is = blonde,
IN thank him. and n ne is = bru-
notte Tll simply look appreciative.
Then Tll go check my suitcase and
grip and 60 three blocks from the
railroad station and get an egg
sandwich and telegraph Aunt Emma
10 meet me In Pittsburgh and 10
wait near the telephone booths and
the drinking fountain. Now let me
see. what will lSbe the exact words IN
that telegram 7----"etc.. etc.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-07
Men Who Came Back

copyrighted by tho british Cana
dian Recruiting MissionD
by SERGT BRYANT AMBROSE
ANDREWS
Argyle and Sutherland Htgthanders
tPrinccsS Louises OwnD
Clearly defined in the sky over
our heads was squadron OF Yep
pelins on their way to London. We
were In tents, about Is or Is thou
In those days We had no such
things as apteaircrAr. They spot
ted our tents and dropped their
were killed and about rs wounded,
Thirty OF our horses were killed
and the rest stampeded A bomb
hit the back OF the tent had Just
left, finished my pals and lifted mo
Off the ground. 1 knew nothing
more for a few days when woke
up again in a hospital just a month
Aft,r leaving Il the first time.
\ few months later | was able to
JON my unit In the Somme. was
not In any too good shape and was
detailed for special duty at Del
y Al'A "buu tHttG NJ ttlt NOllt 80
Ing station for the killed my I,o
was TO collect the pieces MANY
times we would not Identify the
mrn. ! was about all In myself and
dil not think much about the pc
cu,ldritv of my work--it was just
"Cutying on" as ordered.
Notwithstanding all the evidence
OF our unpreparedness In those
days when the Germans, we'll
equipped. were having things much
their own way, the prisoners wa
took insisted that they wer< simtl'
defending their own hons, and
their lives; that France and Grsst
~ tain had aggressively com bio al
against them, Fighting TO save
Their country they all insisted But
believing pompously In their o Sn
superiority these PrusSisn guards
used 20 raise black boards over The
slde OF thrl, trenches w.tt sarcastic
b,s. come along. -. l.uE;hi'
You are too lazy today" Was typi-
cal OF their humor. II seemed as
II about all Of them spoke English
The prisoners we took In 1915 IN
Delville Woods were very different
often they were ment5 ana 90 ,r
boys 81 10 and II. still" they beltsy-
ed they sere fighting FOR ,heI;
conE'rS, nut they did not snow As
much fikht nevertheless. There he
trformanun was CLEANED from the
German prisoners whom We tDug
tart they had received orders rot
to CAPTURE any more OF our n.u. to
XIII al then our eyes wers opor cd
TO the real situation.
From Delyille Wood we were ser,
to La Transloy there TO prepare Tor
IN" att.cn at Bapaume. ,yhc-e to
Inc was extended and ". took II
Owe" rom another rcgtLen' Al
Bapaume ! was hit in the knee and
that knocked me out that time for
good. Eight wears and 81 days" Is
the length Of service | have ren.
derSd 'hy country.
Continued Monday.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-07
The Daily Horoscope

The '.Ars incline. bot DO not compel
Copyright 1919. BY the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate

The early hours Of this day are not fav-
orsbls as Mars and Uranus are sdvsrss
Later the sun and Venus are In benefit
aspect
There g. EEhu thAt gives warning Of
There is sign that gives warning Of
legations upon all classes Of men and women
inssmuch as under the rule that encourages
var all the bsser passions are given tree
rein
The seers declare that extreme, oi good
and Evil Influence w'I he manifest IN hu.
man lives during This year whsn voms0
should he rspsciAllf safsFuAFded against
The mower of destructiyr thought a. veIi
a. me rrsui's NJ evil sets
ON thr day the stars seem 70 encourage
distorted views regarding the vAr which
vilI present serious phases that demand
hsro,c iortituds espeeiAll, for part Of tho
public
The afternoon and evening are rsnd a.,
for'urste FOR lovers, especially FOR those
vho afs not fourr
II should he favorable svsy for pa
triotir and phillrthropir appeals
AstroloErrs declare thsf the planetary
direction causes Americans io hr ohiivinus
10 ssact conditions IN rVard N me wsr.
tho government of me stars makirK FOR an
suEy EolnE confidence thA' prevents tef
sacrifice
Acaiu Thr rrsNderts cabinet 6. subject
20 sway maxi FOR criticism nisundsr.
standing Ard rhanre
The ,tsrs sesfN IN irdi-afe ertraordinarv
interest sfd excitement m political cam.
patgrt especially those of eonFrsssmrn.
Agair Hirships hsvs the best possible
sign aihourh wp foreto'J months
ago many ar-idents will occur owing 70
rsstlsr daring ~ well sS tho hstsrds of
vsr The stars forr'hadow the attainment
Of rhsnonmena' sreri
rrrsors whose birbda'r u m will meet
MANY friends ard enjoy travel And ehangs
hu' ihey should he cautious about Assoria
ion With the opposite sci
Children horn on this day are likely
20 be i-.snied snd capable Of fine stiain.
ment In the srfs
Copyright. I9ls. hv the Mcclure Esus
gapsr syndicateD
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-07
TWO 10 \ RARGNIN.

pcn, az somc viii the prartlcu
bIlty NJ applying tho golden rule to
nil the affairs Of llte we get wrench
ono, In a while that Convinces us
that IL II the only rule upon which
individuals and nations can found
their hest modes of expression. To
say that 1t doesn't work is to take
q sordid stand. because one often
knows u instances wherein men and
women are made To suffer losH and
injustice because they attempted to
extend tho golden rule 10 others who
failed 20 return In Kind Hut THIS
war has given W. iolt. and we arc
beginning to sec that upright and
altruistic motives are the only ones
which pay In the long run, hut to he
workable thoy must work both wayO
II tnkcr two TO make a bargain,
and there Ia little profit In depend
l,E on n sordid soul to- take your
good Intentions at their face value,
To the corrupt all things arc cor
rupt This is Hs true saying as
the one that to the pure all things
are pure. For It Is written that
whatever measure YOU extend To
others, the same shah be measured
back TO YOU Two wrongs meyer
make a right Tho golden rule must
have two parties the party ~ the
first part aud the party of the sec
anI part . n YOU are expecting ho.
| cause someone else to your knowl
odge IL unfnithful to right that you
| are excused In doing the same. YOU
arc only adding to tho sum of iniQ.
/ tuity and discouraglug righteous.
/ ncso
Hut the war has upset many OF
our cherished conclusions as to ne
, rho promise, urc tho same IN
/ chungeaLle hut the deductions to be
made must hereafter be- re .sed. u
NC expect Co get a clear view at
what the foturc demands of us Ne
must discard hoSry concepts that
| cannot give a reason for existence
and set down 20 fundamentals. I'm
more ways than one We must make
out new chart 81 tho sca NJ ifr
and rcviae our prccouyoNcd notions
And one of them ts ~, must more
than evrr rcuttyc tf-ut imvtirC toward
one another is regpr"c'n ud NOT
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-07
George Goes Away.
N
CHAPTER NNNNl.


II am going away for few days.
George remarked at the breakfAst
table, 1T Is not convenient to tSEc
you, 80 I have requested Mrs Sexton
to remain here with you while ! am
gone"
For moment | couldn't speak
To have that woman living In the
house with me--to be under her
ICritical eyes every minute OF the day,
was too terrible To grasp quickly
But George, ! don't need anyone
10 stay with me! with five servants
surely am safe"
II wasn't thinking of your safety
You will have nothing special to
occupy your time while ! am away
and can learn great many things
necessary for you TO know by the
way | have arranged for Signor Tor
ctu to help you with your music"
oh. thank you, that viii be love
y" Mrs Sexton. almost forgotten iu
my delight at the idea | had I'm
ended to ask George To- allow nae
o have "A teacher I feared | should
get rusty II | practlced alone.
Il am glad the idea picascs YOU
Perhaps you will sometimes give
me credit OF doing what do in
< ther directions for your good.
The distressing Thought OF Mrs
Sexton's being with mcl returned at
his words.
Pleading In Vain.
But George. | win do my best
TO learn all she wants me TO, II you
wo-'t compel me to have her here.
would be so unhappy while you
are away shouldn't have a happy
minute
Don't eXaggerate, and don't work
yourself up into such a frame ot
mind II is already settled that she
IL TO come. And It may please you
10 know that she was no more anNi-
Gus to ohlige me, than you are TO
have her here. really had 90 urge
her to consent"
Broodingly stared at the coffee
pot with all tho luxury of my
beautiful home around noe, | felt
would willingly exchange 4 all for "a
title fiat where | did the work aud
where George was satisfied with me
as | was.
why did YOU marry me, George H''
looked closely at him as ! asked
the question II | hoped 10 see him
show any sort OF emotion at the
question. I was disappointed
Because | wanted you for my
wife %
And you always get what you
want
Yes. Always
But YOU are trying TO make me
over. George II you loved m" well
enough to want to marry me, why
don't you love me the same way
now why do you want me so dlf-
tercnt?"
Il suppose Il Is hopeless 90 try
to make you understand, but when
/ married YOU was not blind 20
your faults intended from the
first to do all In my power to cradl-
cate them knew that as my
wife, you wouA have much To learn.
| imagined YOU would be pliahlc.
That you would for my sake, v not
for your own try 10 be the kind OF
a wife I needed counted on your
co operation In my efforts But
even without It. your training Will
go on just the same
was throhbing with resentment
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-07
Hunting a Husband
By Mary Douglas

THAT In, sara, a little irrelevant.
! am afraid you have those ideas
from your reading, which is not"
But, Cousin sam | answered
II don't want TO marry you. Be
sides you couldn't stand me II you
knew me Ak really am" I hurried
on i've been awfully quiet and
ladylike and all that in South Min
ster hut I'm not really like that
at all"
said Cousin sam, uervously polish
Ing his shining glasses, BESIDES,
Sara, YOU are not young girl you
are a woman of 30
II know that / said rather huf-
fly hut It's my age" Cousin Sa.i
looked hurt Dear Cousin Sam. ."
went on. you Just think you would
like me But instead, why don't you
get good housek eeper2 she
would take the cares of house
keeping from Aunt Emily"
Cousin Sam looked queer mo-
mcnt. Then he said Yes. that Is
possible solution, but | think you
would make n very good professors
wife "
Really. wouldn't do at allH |
said. So | went out closing the
door softly behind me.
Somehow | want to laugh nj II
all And Yet | want to cry. How
could such a thing have ha p
penod?
Mondny-Thc Proposal
tCopyriEh' 1918 by George Matthew Adsm0
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-07
MAKING RITrIK MN.

Nothrr lut, b. tho strongest tie
'h,i gsn ol,I two human beings to-
srth,r anI mother love ia not much
o. lu prr.'r that docs not include IA
f.h. 4'rI M anxiety about hor buy
ruM .- .o" n- physical and moraI
welfare, Jn TINS connection d, ts not
Hrnurr tna, many mothers have
u"'H disturbed hr various rumors
rnp' aI vns mot we'll With the ro,H
D.. 'Np training camps aud ut the
'..rl Iu' mothers who have sous
.. iN'., place. must naNc -uspc,r"d
",l.I, tu- b,i tn' fumors Of Erusa
immortality and official lasucra at
'nr ,Iu'oum"us hnyo rarely cmnn
Hf'T from any truptWurthy source.
t|l pr" rather the cunning fshtlcn
Nou' ot German sympu'hizcrs Con
iuIuua cannot ~ course. tr pes
lryl neither orc they when the boy
la under has motu1.s So. but II
lho, have been inclined To- feel un
ch'y and fearful thnt there b. more
truh iu 'ylrE reports than they are
permitted e. know. they Will bee GLAD
10 near from a Trustworthy sourc,
TIM, the morals OF the YOUNG mon lu
training are more zcnluusly aud az
fcctiyely sHferuardcd than In huy uf
our great colleges and univorsillos
Doctor Odcu has Just recently &C.
turned from an inspection tour CO.,
many training camps Tie SAY.
would rather entrust the moral char
a,t,r or my boy 10 a National Army
training camp than 10 any college ur
university know. They never poe
ecsscd the absolute power that ,s
now held hy the var department
Facilities, opportunities and t'mp'N
ions open to civilians ull the while
aye not presented 10 the soldier %
Germany should crumhlo before
these men should get into action u
We have ilvishcd millions tn tram
men for battles they viii u',,r
fignt yct the money has boon well
spent. and consider 1t IA" best bon
,estmcnt iu cttiacuship the country
could have made
In addition io th.r. Wr already
know that tho course ~ 'r1iamf
which they receive hlH made sta
warts out " wonklugs and men "ui
OF mouvroddlcv gud the boys will
come tack lo ,s better men ln every
way than before they went tn,
doctors testimony H not wrprisc.
ana II ought to go nm TO discourage 4
those cuowies of the country who
have utcd 10 worry the women folks
back nnmc with .slaudcra On their
boys In camp
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-07
Little Benng's Notebook


Weather. Mites getting shorter,
wich they cant help II, on account OF
the days getting longer--and push
ing them back
Sissiety Mr.. Charles (Puds) Sim
kina invited Mr.. sid Hunt to his
house for dinner last Sundey, ony
wen Mr. Hunt got over there he
found Mr. simkinses ant and unckle
had came and there wasent eny
more room at the table so the In
yitation was postponed and Mr.
Hunt went back home for dinner.
Eearse Collision Benny Potts
was coming home frum the liberry
last Thersday reeding The Boy
SCounts Revenge vile he was wawk-
ing along. and all OF n suddin there
Was fearse collision, being Benny
Potts humping into a fat mans
stummick. Nobody was hcrt, but
Kenny Potts lost his place In The
Boy Scouts Revenge.
Spring
pome by skinny Martin.
The sun shines brite As enythlng
everything that was cool.
But wat goods that Ia us fellows,
All a setting heer In skool'
Militerry News Mary Watkins In
hitting "A swetter for a soldier. be-
ing very patriotic about II and say
Ing she hopes the war wont be over
before she finishes It.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-07

trout stream and commenced 20
tish aud On little while they had
lhreo big trout Wasn't that finrr
hen they put them In basket
WIN nice wet leaves and after that
,n"N sat down for lunch. And while
"'S We're dreaming thar "A big
Whal" had swallowed both hook,
ana was pulling them into tho water
" tramp cat came by and stole Tho
basket OF trout
Yes. sir As soon ~ shc snei, ,ho
IlNh she walked right I'M ana Vim
"u' making sound lifted nm tbo
h'SA'i and uptucd away. ana 81
course when the two little rabhi,s
Woke up thoy couldn't find the bas.
N''r ihttF nice howdv-do %
'N''"iN''l Uncle Lucky. ra,,If,.
""''h means even worse tban s,5
W You know what shau "a, ,,r
Nv, "l"firl lnkcopcrr It's his has.
NN,,' y'u know. although the fl.b
belonged to u.s." ' ''Sn
Ana while they wcre wordori,,.
Nh'r 10 do. an old basket rn,Ler
.'h,' by with q pack W haslot.
80 N'Ie Lucky took out his nnrso
.,,no h"ush' one, and then no and
''. .F Bunny began again ia ~
~, on arHr me- I guess ,ho tra,,,
o., t"h" away for they never
,,os,,,it,'' SAccpt from a mean ola
Incl. an trn .lung dear Uncle
mo r,,t ,,,rr mind toe Ana in
doesn't sew up tho butteSI!or Bird
trousers so that I can't get mn my
lar on in the morning. I'm tcu SS,,
moro HlHlf J.. !
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-07
The Surprise,
CHAPTE ER XCNl

CHAPTER XCNl
A whole month has gone by one
day has been very like another,
with the crisp snow underfoot and
the sparkling air above
Now | do not Iinger over my notes
In Professor Goes poetry class I
hurry out And the professor gath >
era his papers together, slowly very
slowly. so | am crossing campus by
the time he leaves Minister Hall
Sometimes long to laugh For
| see that he avoids me now He
could never marry little stenog-
rspher. For is that not what am .
often when I see the way In which
he looks past me would Ike to
say. And | would not marry you---
you with your snohbish ideals and
your petty mcannesses
And 80 We smile. And bow briefly.
And pass.
To-day as reached home. after
class, Aunt Emily met me at the
door.
"Sarn. your cousin would like to
speak To you In the library"
why this portrutlous tone OF Aunt
Emily'S7 what had | done | hur-
ried through my mind. Perhaps It
was Just my ideas cousin sam
wished to reprovc me about | felt
again like the little girl. who was TO
he 'severely reprimanded' In the
library
There was something the matter.
| saw, Il Immediately Cousin Sam
with HIS hands clasped behind him
paced the length OF the library rug
closed the door softly leaned
against its heavy wood for support
Well asked
Cousin Sam looked up
SIT down, Sara, sit down did
SIN the restless pacing You
know mother has not been well" he
began. is not well now In fact.
The cares of housekeeping are bur
densomc TO her Burdensome. he
repeated as they would not be to
younger shoulders You may not
realize what an addition to our
household you have been these last
few months Your foresight. your
thoughtfulness may say your
young life. has meant much to
mother. Perhaps you have come to
understand that Mother is the
largest interest In my life outside OF
my work
oh, yes | murmured family
In short Sara Cousin sam
ended. Il have come to the conclu
Nion thH' our marriage would sim
pity things very much indeed
lie paused lic stood with legs
apart on the rug looking at me
through hts shining gmssrs was a
little frightened. THIS address
was far more dry as-dust than usual
Rut whom are we 60 marry" |
asked
Il thought made that clear.
said Cousin sam, each othcr!"
Each other" repeated stupidy
But but YOU don't love me"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-07
The Woman Who Changed
By Jane Phelps

Ihrn George never had loved me for
Nhal ! was, but for the possibilities
ne saw IN me. lie thought no could
laho the little country girl and mold
h'r To his desires. 4 girl OF greater
'Apcfl'hc" would not he 50 piable
George shows Impaticncc.
But George, there are many girls
in your own class. or crowd" /
would not conccdc that was not
in his class. that were already
trained Why did you not choose
ono Of thcm2 why hunt out a girl
TO traiu?'
THAT is my business" he an
swercd impauenuy, Il chose you
That's enough
But ! cannot yet see why. II
was desirable then. I am 80 all
wrong now | persisted.
You wvra All right in the en-
vlrou1cnt i'm which / found YOU
As "a girl OF moderately well-to- do
pcrcIots in "a small country town.
But YOU are not in that environment
And ] cNpcC, you To become the
KIND uf "A woman, q wife, who fits
in my home. That is all. believe,
except that ! shall expect YOU to
treat Mrs Sexton with every con
sid'ration IL * hard enough for a
wnmau OF her former position in
society to have 20 earn living.
without your making II harder be
cause OF your childish objections to
her"
when George left. he kissed ma
good bye. tie would not leave town
until the afternoon. but would not
com" np home again As always.
when he loft me. I felt that | really
loved him. That hc was moro
tender iu his Carcss at that tme,
that ne Kissed me more lingeringly
may have had something to do with
IT,
Monday Mrs Sexton Arrives.
lCcpynsh, 1918 by George Matthew AdAms.)
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-07
J ~ ~ 10 w. ~ y ~ ~
Raphael SdnziO
Npril T. 1913.

NpriI Z. 1919.
Raphael Sauzo stands as the first
painter of au The ages, according to
most authorities on art. lie lived in
Ct umo when Italy was supreme In
the art world. with masters like
lcn,rdo da Ntnci and Michael
Angelo us his friends.
lie was born in the city Of urbino.
the son Of a painter OF somc local
renown His parents died when he
was boy. and he was Appended
to the painter Perugino II was 90"
custom, then. TO apprentice a hoy
to learn all trades. and this was
done also with the art Of painting
An artists apprentices worN"d
on the important pictures Of their
doing things Ike the drap,
cry the background. sometimes an
the painting but tho important I'm.
ishing touches.
So tho first period OF his work
shows The influence OF Pcrugino
Then. when he was Just OF age, he
NfllA We Z l'I fllAf I'll" -
N.irI.i nnd thar. For n of his
he worked ere done theh'
best paintngss,y time. he moved
~ the engp the pore ana tho sue,
10 Rome..opes were dra"lht rY"I
ceedins most brilliant painters ~
them ~ TIA Raphael took a leading
the nd once IN this court: his
p'aes in tho cathedrals, his mar
n,ons rnadonuas, and his portraits,
moved wider range Of power than
.vep those great contemporary paint
rs possesses
Ifc lycd n "a great palace IN
tome I'm the cNtravagnut style those
Injurious times demanded. sur.
.oundpi by worshipping rctlnue
" pupils lie died when he was only
b years old.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-07
RippLinQ RhHn,es
We'll and III.


when am we'll criticise all sorts
and kinds OF human guys ! spring a
clammy, cynic smile, and say the race
IS fun OF guile. And when I hear how
NcighbOr Reed performed good
and kindly deed. ! gay. 'Its evident
the skate viii shortly he a candidate
Tor coroner or county clerk. and thus
hC's getting In his work. Whenever
man plays that old game. when nc
assists the halt and lame. or feeds the
poor, or leads the bliud. YOU bet he
A. an IS to grind When am sick
the neighbors come with Jam that's
made OF peach or plum. they feed the
hens and milk the COW. and sit and
ian my feNercd brow. and stew for
me the dainty prunr. md feed me
nostrums with a spoon. They let
their work and business slide. to
shoe the blues and dumps away. and
read m" tales by Bertha clay. All
through the long and weary night
they keep my aching form In sight.
and always. at the proper hour. they
hand me pills and bittcrs sour And
! can see, through aches and smarts.
how good and KIND are human hearts.
and | regret the bilious Jecrs. the
cheap and tinhorn cynic sneers
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-07

A sslina tKAnD man who bought
Q lot OF wheat at $3.50 q bushel he
fore the government fixed the price
at o. was recently compelled by
federal authority To sell his hoard
at the latter price. Serves him riaht
He tried to profiteer and got the
worst Of II, But " Gore had sur
eeeded In getting his $3.50 bill
through congress before this hap.
pensd. II would have not been 80
bad, and many another dealer who
had bought at 81 would have been
able to rake off comfortable
profit