The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1918-06-12
lose that hunted look they have &C

lose That hunted look they have &C
CURED.
Marion Grifiths' bashfulness with
the ladies we will to Floyd Kritchell
who is such a bold, bad man that we
fear for his future.
Cornelia May Haggerty's romantic
name "Cornelia May" we do will and
bequeath to Daisy Smith.
Anna Harrington's style we be-
queath to all the girls who are going
to make their own" this year on &C
count of the war
Paul Megchelsen's love for the
name OF Helen we do will and be-
queath to Donald Vath.
Mary Louise Hueston has found a
new way to roll her eyes. This and
her 4S other discoveries along the
same line we do will to May Richards,
who has big brown eyes and yet dares
to say she doesn't know thing
about it."
Marie Boquet's ability to find boy
to walk from Eighth to Seventh with
her every noon, We beQueath to Ruth
Streeter, who hates to walk home by
herself.
We do will and bequeath Cook
Reeves gliding walk to Woodson
Huiskamp. who is inclined to hop
and his tuneful high soprano voice to
Leonard Matless, who reminds us OF
bass viol.
Mabel Loewenstein's ability to talk
to the boys in DR.. Reds Office we
will to her successor, hoping that she
does half as well.
The medal that Alice Buckner won
at that dance we bequeath to all the
wall flowers" who gaze with longing
at their more fortunate sisters.
Kathryn Pyle's stubbornness we dc
will to Ruth Gibson to be used for
quite another purpose. We hear
that Ruth is too yielding, especially
in the moonlight.
Edythe Ferris knowledge of her
fellow-men that she gained in psych
ology, we bequeath to Myra Coving
ton, who is very pretty and yet
doesn't know enough about them to
disillusion her.
Alma Kfrchner's Buster Brown
collars we do will to Bugenia Max
well, whose beauty is just of the type
to be enhanced by them.
Ross Shaffer's ministerial aspira
lions we do will to Palmer Pyle
whose ambition in life just now seems
to be to see how much noise he can
make.
The loyalty of Elmer Haisch and
Ralph Worster to the U. S. A we dc
will and bequeath to the whole
school with the hope that this will
enable them to remember the French
orphans and their Red Cross quar-
tiers.
Dorothy Stanbro's good looks We
do will to Alma Covington. who Is sc
homely, poor girl, that she finds this
world a weary place.
Imogene Wilson's brightness we az
will to all those who go home in zeal
and trembling on report days.
The lasting friendship of Pauline
Reiner and Tot Wright we do win t.
Helen Reeves and Katherine Elder
so that they may stop quarrelini
and have a good time.
Mary Schlotter's reading ability ".
bequeath to Ruby Allen. Miss Ked
aisch made poor Ruby read nearly
in English this year.
Margaret Swartz's ability to write
stories upon moments notice We
will and bequeath to this years
Comment editor, that he may have
no trouble when he wants six stories
over night.
Some of Cora Fishers ridiculously
extreme height we bequeath to Alec
tombstone, as he says 1t embarrasses
him to buy his clothes in the chill
dren's department.
Jennie Hancock's gum-chewing abil
ity we do will to Leila Yount, hoping
however, that she doesn't wear her
self out.
Colin Davidson's grin, which has
become slightly blase of late, to Nina
Van Ausdall, who is so quite that we
almost forget she is here.
Alta Ribyn's leap year propenslties
we will and bequeath to Edith Ked
aisch, who just "hates men,"
There is no one in captivity VINO
can make such faces as Edward
Wilsey. We do will them all tc
Ralph Van, hoping that it will cheer
him up little.
Joseph Arnold has found out that
you had best be careful whom yot
marry since he's been studying about
alimony in Commercial Law. We dc
will this discovery to Grace Swan
son. who is, we hear, engaged to
soldier in France, hoping that sne
will watch her STEP"
Clarence Schmidts daily puns In
English we do will to Ross Clough
that he may enliven the gloom thai
would fall on the high school after
we have left. go,
French Elm BANDS popularity witt
the ladies we will to the freshman
boys. who as yet insist on blushlns
and stammering in the presence OF
the fair sex.
Horace Lagerpusch's inclination tc
talk we bequeath to Forrest Sim
monds. who is so dignified Cat times)
that we are almost afraid of him.
p.a,han paarson's blooming health