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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01
NOTICE OF ASSESSMENT
For the Cost Of Improving Church
Street In the City Of salem, from
State Street to Mission Street.

To HARRIET DeMuth, Susan Newton,
+. H. johnson and to owner unknown:
You, and each of you are hereby mo-
titled that the city of Salem has, by
ordinance No. 1858, levied an assess
ment upon your respective properties
hereinafter described and in the amount
hereinafter set forth, and such prop
erty's proportionate share of the cost
of improving Church street in the city
of Salem from the south line Of State
street to the north line of Mission
street, except that portion thereof oe-
cupied by what is known as the Bush or
Church street bridge extending from
the nerth line of Oak street to the
north line of the westerly extension
of Bellview street. A descriptions of
each lot or part thereof or parcel Of
land, the owner thereof, and the amount
assessed and levied upon it is as fol-
lows, to-wit:
Commencing at a point on the east
line Of Church street SO ft, 6 in. north
Of the southwest corner Of block II of
the city Of Salem, and running thence
~northerly along the east line Of Church
street 80 fit. to the south line of the
alley in said block; thence easteriy
and parallel with Ferry street, SO fl. 6
in; thence southerly and parallel with
Church street SO fit. to a point SO #.
6 in. north of the north line of Ferry
street; thence westerly and parallel
with Ferry street 50 1T. 6 in. to the
place Of beginning. Harriet DeMuth,
cost $13S.9S.
The east u of the southeast "a Of
block Is in the city of Salem. Susan
Newton. Cost. $671.06
Beginning at a point on the east
line Of lot 6 in block II Of the city of
Salem liz #. 8 in. northerly from the
southeast corner Of lot 5 in said block,
and running thence northerly along
the east line Of said lot 6, 10 TT; thence
westerly along the south line of the
alley in said block II, 10 #; thence
southeasterly at an angle of 45 degrees
to the place of beginning. F H. John
son. Cost $l.90.
The south 2l.25 feet of lot 2 in
block 9 of the city Of Salem. Owner
unknown. Cost $142.22.
Said assessments were entered in
volume 8, docket of city liens, on the
Both day of September, 1918, as q
charge and lien against the said de-
scribed properties, and are now due
and payable to the city treasurer.
This notice is served upon you by
publication thereof for ten days in the
Daily Capital journal, a newspaper
published in the city of Salem, Oregon,
by order Of the common council.
Date of first publication hereof, is
October 26, 1918.
EARL RACE,
I'LL Recorder of the City of Salem.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01
RUB IT! RHEUMATISM
PAINS STOPS, TRY IT!
Don't Suffer! Instantly Relieve
Sore, Aching Muscles And
Joints With st. Jacobs
Lmiment."

Rheumatism is ''pain only
Not one case in fifty requires inter
nal treatment. Stop druggingi Rub
the misery right away! Apply sooth-
ing, penetrating est. Jacobs Lini-
ment" directly upon the "tender
spot'' and relief comes instantly.
est. Jacobs Linimentp eonquers pain.
1T is harmless rheumatism liniment
which never disappoints and can not
burn the skin.
Timber upi Stop complaining! Get
a small trial bottle of est. Jacobs Lin
imento at any drug store, and in just
a moment you'll be free from rheu-
matte pain, soreness and fitness. Don I
suffer. Relief awaits you. "St. Jacobs
Liniment' is just as good for ~sciatica,
neuralgia, lumbago, backache, spraias
and swelIings.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01
GOOD BUYS

Is acre tract Of land $ miles from
Salem, about 200 cords of standing tim
bers fine spring, some good bottom
land, balance hill land. Price $1,000.
20 acre tract, enough timber to pay
for the place, running water, some I'M
der cultivation. 5 miles from Salem,
Price $500. 10 acre tract. 5 acres cul-
tivated, balance pasture, some timber,
4 room house, good barn, chicken house,
some fruit, 5 miles out, Price 1920.
rs acres of good land, all cultivated,
good house, old barn, orchard, rock
road, Price $4,000. Terms. 800 acre farm
so acres cultivated, house and barn,
l25 acres Of good second growth fir
timber, Price $40 per acre. 5 acres all
cultivated, new 5 room plastered bunga
low, barn, rock road, 4 miles from cen
ter of Salem, Price $1,000. Good 5 room
pIastered cottage on paved street, east
front lot. This is worth the money,
Price 1870. Sc acre tract, 40 acres I'M
der cultivation, balance timber and
pasture, Is acres of bearing italian
prune orchard, good family orchard,
six room house, large barn, rock road,
4 miles from Salem, Price $4,000. so
acre farm, 10 acres of fine prune or
ehard, just coming into bearing, about
Is acres of timber, balance farm land,
5 room modern house, barn, rock road,
will consider city residence up to $500
Price s125 per acre. $40 acres Of first
class farm land, 100 acres cultivated,
balance pasture, some fine creek bot
tom land, Price $S5 per acre. 100 acre
farm, all cultivated, old house, two
barns, Price SIS per acre.
If you want to buy, trade or SELL,
see us.
w. "a. Grabenhorst & co.
275 State street ia
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01
SURRENDER
OF AUSTRIAN army
At ANY MOMENT
Italians Meanwhile Continue
To Drive Through Broken
Lines.

London, Nov. 1.-The Austro-Italtan
armistiee has not yet been signed, but
an agreement and signatures are ex-
peeted momentarily.
Amsterdam, Nov. l.-Germany has
recognized the Csecho- Slovak republic
proclaimed at Prague, according to the
Weser Zeitung of Berlin.
, Rome, Nov. 1.-THE Twelfth tall
an army has broken through the Quero
defile, joining up with the Fourth and
Eighth Italian armies on the Pave, en-
eirclmg Farra- Dal-Pago,f the italian
war office announced today.
London, Nov. l.-"Enemy targets at
Baden, Karlsruhe, Worms and Burdaeh
were bombed by planes of the independ-
ent air force Tuesday and Wednesday
nights" it was officially announced
today.
Independent air force machines
Tuesday night attacked the chemical
factories at Worms with good effect, "
the statement said.
"Wednesday night they attacked the
Baden railways, the Karlsruhe chemical
factories and the Burbach blast fur
naccs successfully"
Washington, Nov. transmission
of power from Austrian to Czecho.
Sloyak hands in Bohemia and Moravia
was accomplished without disturbances
of any kind, according to Swiss dis
patches.
Traffic between Vienna and Berlin
has been completely abandoned, it was
declared, the last express from Vienna
having arrived at Berlin at 2 O'Clock
last night.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01
WALTFRN.P|tRCfCAV
SALARY TO RED CROSS
I'D. Brown Of District Exemp.
lion Board, Says Practice
Of Accepting Fees Is
Customary.

X That in accent;no IA eomnar
sation provided by law Far bisA,
X services as n member of tbo IL
X Grande district exemntion
y hoard. Walter p;erce domncror-
ic c~andidatee for oovernor On.
X " followed the nrevail;no ,rae
X tice was asserted NV .
X Brown. ! member az tho port.
X land district exemption hoard
X this morning.
X ~ happen 70 know.u said
X Mr.. Brown. "that every cent
K which Mr.. Pierce has reesived
X in payment for exemption
X board work has been given bv
X him to the Red Cross.
X "The government allows a
k district exemption board $l.25 /,
X an hour for time actually NUT F.
K i'm. / take INV nav, and SO does ,
X every other member Of the ,
K Portland district exemption +,
k board has frequently nut in SO +.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01

PLENTY of money to loan on good
farms; low interest rates; five years
time; privilege to pap 800 or multi
pie on any interest date. Call or
write II. M. Hawkins, 314 Masonic
bldg, Salem. tt
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01

MAN experienced in general mer-
chandise business has moved to the
city with his family and wants work.
If in need Of help would appreciate
a trial. 1t not satisfactory no harm
done. Will accept any reasonable po-
sition. Address 642 care Journal. tt
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01

GOVERNMENT needs 10000 women
clerks. Salem examinations Nov. 16,
Dec. Z. Salary $1,000. Experience un-
necessary. Women desiring govern
ment positions write for free partic-
ulars, Raymond Terry (former civil
service examiner,) 1922 Columbian
building. Washington. 11-5
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01

TRADE = Standard bred driving
mare, weight ten thirty, for work
team about twenty four hundred.
Jenkins, half mile north asylum, Rt.
4. 11-2
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01

FOR SALE-Or trade, restaurant,
terms for cash, large payroll. Address
Home Restaurant, Springfield Or.
lis
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01

FOR RENT-A good quarter section Of
Canadian wheat land, cash or shares
good house, barn, granary, well, close
to school, church and town. c. W.
Niemeyer, 544 State. tt
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01
TIE JOURNALS NEW D

WANTED-Top buggy in good eon6-
ton and cheap for cash. ". L. care
Journal, giving particulars where
same may be e E Nov. I'd or Sd
11-2
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01

FOR SALE-Registered or unregister-
ed Poland China pigs. Chas. G. Dav-
is, phone Green 1852, Silverton, Or.
11-6
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01
Open Forum
A R

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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01

WANTED = Work horse, not over 5
years old, must be sound and true to
work every where and cheap; not
less than 1400 lbs. will be at Cherry
City barn Saturday Nov. I'd. Ill
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01

FOR SALE-Spitzenberg apples, so
cents per box, bring boxes. R. An
dersen, Jefferson, Or, Rt. l, box
y. liz
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01

WILL trade Salem residence property
for merchandise of any kind. Ad-
dress M s care Journal. l2-1
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01

WANT to trade 40 acres timber land
for Salem property. Enquire 260 N.
18th. W. N. Ash. Ill
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01

WANTED-To buy a small improved
ranch, must be good land and priced
right. Address s. S. care Journal. 11-2
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01

FOR SALE-0ne of the finest prune
propositions in Willamette valley,
going away, will sacrifice. See it and
make us an offer. P care Journal.
1I-2
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01

ROOM with board in private family.
rates reasonable. Phone 1878. Ill
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01

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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01
JOURNAL WANT AID DEPARl
aEDIUM IN MARION COUNT
POTATOES for sale. Phone SOF1l. t

HIGHEST price paid for cattle and
large calves. Phone 1425M. 1929
FOR SALE-1 male hog. Phone 37F22.
Ala
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-11-01

TAKEN UP-1 black male hog weight
about $50 lbs. also l sheep. Owners
can have same by paying for this ad
and keeping. Chas. Weathers, Ramb-
Ter -Prune farm, Rt. s, box SO. lis
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30
Glib CARTER WRITES
FROM "oyER There

Glib Carter, who Is about the DIE"
gest soldier in the American army ana
one of the best fighters Uncle sam
has, writes to his parents. Capt ana
Mrs. W. Y. Carter, of this city from
"Oyer There AS follows:
With American Expeditionary Force,
August s, 1918
/ Dear olks:-Will make one more
attempt to get letter by the censor
as It has been very hard for me 70
con6ne myself to the narrow field OF
correspondence allowed on this SIDE
NV tonsils have been giving me quite
bit Of trouble for the last few days.
otherwise am getting along fine
NV trip across two of the principle
Furopean countries was beyond
doubt the most wonderful experience
Of nv life. I came through one Of the
most historical places OF the ola
world. | am now located in france
and suppose that I will remain here
for some time Think the country Is
beautiful but nothing to compare WIN
Q England. The people in England GER
n tainly gave us a royal welcome. Ihe
> news YOU see in the paper in regare
II to what our Sammies are doing Is no
II exaggerated in the least. Genera
" pershing says it's home, hell or Der
IS lin by Christmas and we heartii
to agree with him. You can imagln
how tired we were after a trip 9
to twenty-five days.
ne Now please do not worry ABOUT III
,g because | am in no danger anc al
TO- enjoying myself immensely and
fact I am enjoying myself as mue
as IL I was touring Europe ~
greatest trouble is that 1t takes
awfully long to hear from anyon
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30
MARCUS fACC is GLAD
LAKELAND is TO have AN
ASSOCIATED CHARITIES

President w. w. Chase, OF the
Lakeland Rotary Club, has received
the following letter from Marcus z.
Fagg, State superintendent OF the
Children's Home Society of Florida,
relative to an Associated Charities In
Lakeland. Mr.. Fagg's letter fol-
lows:
Jacksonville, Fla, Aug. 20, 1918.
Mr.. W. W. Chase, President,
Lakeland Rotary Club,
Lakeland, Florida.
my Dear Mr.. Chase:
In the first place | want TO con-
graduate you on being the president
Of ths Lakeland Rotary Club. l have
the honor Of being Rotarian myself
and Of all the honors that have ever
been conferred upon me, regard
| membership in Rotary as being the
I most valued. ! would rather be q
member Of the Rotary Club than any
+ other organization on earth.
am delighted to know OF the or
y ganization Of an Associated Charities
y at Lakeland and want to wish you ev-
n cry possible success in conducting u
) Every city the size of Lakeland ought
l. TO have its charities organized and
3 on a practical working basis. ! hac
y six wears of experience with the AS
u sociated Charities work before taklnf
p IN the distinctly children's end OF TN
% iob so | know something Of the valu
~ of the work.
I think there is one thing that yo'
- will need to steer clear Of and that !
= too much "red tape" There is NOR
~ criticism of the Associated Charlie
:, generally because OF its red tape
- than most anything else and kno
that it can be avoided.
10 Any benefit that may come " y
u Children's Home Society Of Florida
"a. the way Of increased funds, OF cours
~ will be tremendously appreciated i
i. it is no easy proposition to keep o
"a "Ship Of State" afloat these days
~ we are having added responsibility
and it takes tremendous effort
an secure the necessary funds.
o.n Trusting that If you ever come
Jacksonville that may have
Who privilege Of meeting you and hayl
~ YOU as my guest at the Rotary u
rive am
the Sincerely and Rotarily yours,
,try MARCUS c. FAGG
not State Superintendent
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30
O. Z. S. Picnic
4 Delightful Success

Lakeland chapter, Order OIL the
Eastern Star, attended the Founders
day picnic at Egypt Springs yester-
dav afternoon, about 20 members 60
ing down to enjoy the splendid sup
per.
There were about 200 present from
various towns in the country anu
inst before supper, an interesting au
dress was delivered by Or. 'as' u
partow. A splendid supper was Ell
loved at 6 o'clock, at the close .
which one of the heaviest rains Una
section had seen in some time oes
cended. and broke up the renlaih'e
Of the festivities. Every one Ell
loved the afternoon and were GA
they had attended, despite the oo"'
pour. ...
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30
Maize Dairy
Phone 1923 Red

Makes changes in prices OF milk ac-
cording to the Food Administrators
ruling as follows
TO all Dairymen, Dealers IN MIX anu
the Lakeland public in general:
On and after September Isl, next
the price of sweet milk IN Lakeland
has been established by the county
Food Administration as follows:
Milk, on cash and carry systen'
is cents per quart.
! For milk delivered on the ucket
\ system the price will be six quart
tickets for one dollar.
For credit and delivery service inc
nrice shall be IS cents per quart
The above are maximum prices
Approved August %, 1918
A. J. HOLWoRTHY,
DEPUTY County Food Administrator
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30
CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATION

The L. s. Civil Service Commission
will hold an examination for clerks
and carriers, men only, on Oct. 5, 1918,
at Lakeland, Fla, to fill vacancies III
the postofIice in that. city The en-
trance salary is now $1,000 wear :.
The examination is open to all who
meet the requirements. Application
blanks and full information, including
sample questions, can be obtained
from the Secretary, Local Civil Ser
vice Board at the postofticc, Lakeland
or from the Secretary, Fifth Civil
Service District Atlanta, Ga.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30
UNSAFE EXPERIMENT
Love to al.

The party Of tourists were watch
ing Professor X as he exhumed the
wrapt body Of an ancient Egyptian.
Judging from the utensils about
him" remarked the professor, this
mummy must have been an Egyptian
plumber.
wouldn't it be interesting" SAID
romantic young lady, IF we could
bring him to life?'
Interesting, but a bit risky re-
turned Professor x. "Somepody
might have to pay him for his time
Browning's Magazine
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30

Mr.. Chas. H. Williams has pur-
chased the interest of Morgan GrooV
or in the insurance firm of Skipper Y
Grower, and hereafter will be active
" identified with the business MOT"
gan is expecting his call for limited
service in the army at any time now
and therefore has disposed Of his in
terests in order that he would be IN
readiness to enter the service wheh
the call came. Skipper 4 Groovei
have done an excellent business ant
under the present ownership the busi
ness will no doubt continue to grow
and expand.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30
TO ALL LAKELAND DEALERS
IN FLOUR AND SUGAR

All dealers in Flour and Sugar are
hereby summoned to appear in per
son on Thursday, September 9Th at
two O'Clock in the afternoon at the
City Hall at which time they must
ltring with them their complete rec
ords of purchase and sales of both
sugar and -four for the past month
These reports are also to include
stocks on hand August 1st and Aug
ust 31st.
By order of ]. Walker Pope, Coun
ty Food Administrator.
A. j. HOLWORTHY,
Deputy Food Administrator, Pol
County.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30
FLoUR-FoUR TO ONE

The local Food Administrator has
becn notified that on and after Sep
tember LIST -four sales may be made
at the rate Of four pounds of wheat
-four to one pound of substitutes and
that rye -four will be sold on a basis
Of two pounds Of rye counted as equal
to three of wheat
The official bulletin, with its de
tails. will be promulgated tomorrow
A. ]. HOLWORTHY,
Deputy Food Administrator, Pol
| County.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30

, Mr. and Mrs. H. B. Morse were
among a number of relatives anu
friends who went out to the Boy Scout
camp on Banana Lake yesterday al
ternoon to see the boys, VINO nave
heen ENJOYING an outing there TINS
week. They were high in their praise
of the camps surroundings the oails
schedule of the boys, and OF the
splendid Scout Master the poys nav a.,
IN tho nerson of Mr.. T. Stanley I'll
bert, who is the right person IN .n'
right place, and who is leaving ho'a .
ING undone for the boys comio''
pleasure and benefit.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30

Mr. r, H. Rutherford has resigned
his position with the Southern Ex-
press Company to take place with
the Lakeland Steam Laundry and will,
hereafter be found looking after the
interests of the latter prosperous in
stitution.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30

Eight blow-outs Tuesday enroute
from Griffin, Ca, to Lakeland, has
slowed down the progress being made
nv DR.. G. I. Stacy and family, who
wired today from Gainesville, this
state. that they would not reach here
TODAY but would be here by noon to.
mflorrow. DR.. Stacy will occupy his
mint for the Sunday services.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30

Mrs. Hattie Logan has returned
from New York City, where she pur-
chased a buautiful and complete line
of fashionable fall and winter mil
,inery and ready-to- wear for La Mode.
she had delightful stay while in the
metropolis.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30

Marion Hetherington while camp
ing with some friends on Lake Glib
son received a painful injury to his
foot Yesterday afternoon, by jumping
on a Jagged palmetto branch while
bathing. He was rushed to town and
the wound given surgical attention.
hut he will be confined to his nome
for some days.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30

G. D. Mcdowell is expected home
tonight on furlough. Mr. Nc
lowell was formerly chemist Tor the
Lakeland Phosphate Co. and is en-
gagged in similar work for the army.
He will be the guest Of his wife's
narents, Mr.. and Mrs. G. White, with
whom Mrs. Mcdowell makes heI
home while her husband is in the
service.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30

Mr.. II. E. Pritchett has purchased
a handsome seven-passenger Cadillac
for the use Of himself and his fam
i,y. which is easily one of the pref.
test cars in the city.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30

Mr.. E. H. VanSickler has returned
from visit of several weeks with
relatives in Virginia.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30

Prof. A. r. Marks is spending to-
cay IN Tampa on business and pleas
ure combined.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30

TOP RENT-Thoroughly modern o.
fees either singly or en- SUITE n Wa,,
ming water in each room =. we. wen
lighted and cool. ReasOnao,s .,s,n a
Apply E' '''i'-e 5000
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30

w. F. Mann received mesSase
,, norning from Lakeland, saying
,na. rhila Mrs. Mann is getting along
nicely his little daughter Margaret
,'i'e ,,.a sick The little girl, who
was staying with her grandmother al a.
uaore,l has been removed 10 ,ps
I,akeview sanitarium in LaKeiaHu'
Tarpon Springs Leader
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30

DIR. GARNER fits glasses correctly.
1895
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30
Lakeland LaCOniCs

Mrs. Richard LETTERS is spending
today in Tampa on combined bust
ress and pleasure trip.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30

The woman's Missionary soe'eey =. =.
the First Methodist church VIII hee'
Monday afternoon in business seSSio"
a. the church at o'clock
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30

so some Of you write as often as you
can.
Love to all, GlbSoN'
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-08-30
ouou TONIC
. Hartzell's Orchestra

. The best orchestra in r'0r'.a'
, playing the latest music S...ra
sll.star. fourpiece Orehes''"
!, that can't be beat. un