Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-07-24
BY. Geo. x. l4enken.


Lieut.. Linen. sure did enjoy the Head
quarters Dinner and Entertainment HIS
expressions showed visihly, wha he
thought Of the boys, The Lieut.. had the
pleasure Of being waited upon. by some
Of his Office aids. Although several
showed strains II nervousness, no casual
ties we're recorded. The boys were glad
to have you attend. You made i pos
sihle for {hem to be there, despite the
We thank YOU one and all. Lieut. and
trust that you will attend many OF them.
Lieut.. John Horace Bryan is the new
Ofticera ttached TO the Office.
His Eagle eyes cover the entire office,
He knows the stallerss,
The Lieut.. was picked out as an easy
mark by some individual
His wearing apparel, and other per
sonal property was lifted
Al that the theft had a sense Of humor
He only took several pair Of trousers
and few blouses, leaving the Lieut. few
articles to wear.
He also had a taste for silverware. at
tested by the fact that the Silver Ciss-
rette Case, was also missing.
However. al this writing the Lieut. is
again smiling.
The ever watchfui NJ P.'s have recov-
cred the property, and have arrested the
culprit
Did you observe the Quartette Of Hand
some Officers. at the Banquet and En-
tertainment. from the Personnel Office?
Wen match Lieuts Linen. EGron, Bror-
strom, and Emerson, with any other stan
Lieut. Effron. was having the time Of
his life. until mis-hap befeil him. It
was wished on him.
Being good looking and young has its
drawback at times
All that party could see was Lieut.
Effron. In spite Of the 1000 pair Of eyes
in the place all that party could see was
Lieut.. Enron
The Lieut.. recovered in the morning
and his uguai uppi DafnFOd self
again. Too bad, Lieut. It was a sad
ending to very enjoyable evening.
Lieut. Brorstrom, is still working nights
II the Lieut.. don't cut It out. he will
office.
Perhaps the Lieut. is exempt from
He certainly earns that right. His
Motto IS, work, work. and some more
work Perhaps II may be prudent to eau
tion the Lieut. that Electric Lights are
expensive
Lieut. Emerson, Of the Accounting
Section. Is busy looking after Typewriters
It's one machine after another in his
Now / have it. Now its gone. Is a
The Lieut. however is not asleep. and
has tagged his machines in extra large
ffONs " lit lAlIANtuGal kIHA tries 70
use one Of the Accounting Depts ma
chimes
Lieut. Emerson is the original sphinx
Of the Office.
Not word; but Just observing. We
admire you Lieut..
Sergeant Don Butler. had a face that
resembled Indigo Friday evening
The rain. caused the color TO appear
~ the sgt's face
IT'S tough Sgt. to be invited to a fine
hpF hlrr frfur NJ aF
ting there to enjoy t.
Nit. Fine, saved the day By borrow
ing Louis Doeb's Rain Coat
Louis got wind Of that however. and al
most caused another storm.
When the rain subsidized Milt Fine
treated 70 a swell feed. at the canteen.
sardines, Spanish Onions. and Uneed-
He biscuits were served unsparingly
To make the Sgt. forget his troubles
Silt Fine. treated the Sgt. and himself
n a ear ride to Augusta
But returning home. the Sgt's disap-
pointment was not aDDeased because he
had 70 walk back to the Company street.