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Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
The Kaiser's TAX to He'll.

The Kaiser called the devil up
On the telephone one day;
The girl at Central listened to
All they had to say,
as old man Satan home?
just tell him this is Kaiser Bill
| That wants him on the phone"
| The devil said hello to Bill,
And Bill said, Glow are you?
I'm running here hell on earth,
| So tell me what to do"
what can | do" the devil said,
"My dear old Kaiser Bill,
| If there's thing that can do
To help you sure l will"
The Kaiser said, snow, listen,
And will try to tell
The way | am running
On earth modern hell.
I've saved his Tor many years,
And I've started out to kill,
That will be modern job
You'll leave to Kaiser Bill.
My army went thru Belgium,
Shooting men and children down,
We tore up all the the country
And tore up every town,
My Zeps dropped bombs on cities.
Killing both old and young.
And those the Zeppelins did not get
We've taken out and hung.
I've started out for Paris,
With the aid of poisonous gas,
The Belgiums, darn 'em, stopped US
And would not let US pass.
My submarines are devils,
Why, you should see them fight.
They go sneaking thru the sea
And sink a ship on sight
| was running things to suit me
Until year or so ago,
When man called Woodrow Wilson
Wrote me to go more slow.
He said to me, Dear William,
We don't want to make you sore,
So be sure and tell your U-boats
To sink our ships no more,
We have told you for the last time,
So, dear Bill, it's up to you,
And if you do not stop it,
You have got to fight US, too.
did not listen to him,
And he's coming after me,
With million Yankee soldiers,
From their homes across the sea,
That's why called you, Satan,
For | want advice from you,
And l knew that you would tell me,
just what / ought to do"
my dear old Kaiser William.
There is not much for me to tell,
For the Yanks will make it
Hotter than l can for you in hell.
I've been mean old devil,
But not half as mean as you,
And the minute that get here,
will give my job to you.
III be ready for your coming,
And I'll keep the fires all bright,
And I'll have your rooms all ready,
When the Yanks begin to fight,
For the boys in blue will get you.
have nothing more to tell,
Hang up your phone and get your hat,
I'll meet you here in hell.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
TEACHERS INSTITUTE
AND ANIMATION

The Marion County Teachers
Institute will be held at the High
School building in Jasper, begin
ming July Is and continuing one
week,
On Friday and Saturday of
same week, July 10 and 20, a
state teachers examination will
be held.
AsIour teachers seem to have
trouble in passing ap examina-
ton in Tennessee History and u.
S. History, special effort will be
given to a review of these SUBJ
jects during the institute. All
teachers are advised to make
careful review of these subjects
before the institute meets. and
to bring text books covering the
elemental subjects with them to
the institute. Get busy" now.
while you have time to review,
or forever hereafter hold your
peace"
All who desire to teach in Ma
rion county this year and who do
not attend some accredited sum-
mer school, should attend this
institute, and take some part in
it. Come to the front don't be
a "dead-head."
Respectfully.
D. A. TATE,
County Supt.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
IMPROVED METHOD OF
SIGHT-TESTING

J. w Simpson & Son, druggists, Jas
per- have recently installed a new sys-
tenn of oversight testing which is ex-
cellent. You look thru an aperture
which contains revolving disc fitted
with lenses focused on printed card.
These lenses are given mum bers, and
when you turn till you can read the
card clearly, then your number is Civ
en- and you make selection of glasses
from corresponding numbers in case at
tached. IL your sight Is troubling you
let them test it with this new appara-
tus, and help YOU. Their prices are
very reasonable and quality of goods
excellent. Adyt
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
HOW COUNTY AGENTS HELP
POULTRY PRODUCTION WORK

Thru the joint efforts of H. H
Thomas, county agent. and Mabel
Moore, county home demonstration
agent, of Greene county. a wonderful
interest in purebred White Leghorn
chickens has been created since last
fall.
Several farmers have Matched moth.
ing but purebred chickens and these
III sufficient quantities to have lay
ing flock of from two or four hundred
hens. The agents contemplate build
ing several more new poultry houses
during the summer months, each
house with a capacity of one to five
hundred fowls.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20

LEGUME LOAF peas, beans, lentils,
peanuts).
1 egg tablespoons melt
cup legume cook ed fat
ed and ground ! teaspoon salt
III cups milk ] teaspoon sugar
liz cups bread Paprika
crumbs Pepper
Combine In order given, pour into
creased pan and set in another pan
of warm water and bake until a knife
thrust in comes out clean (about 35
minutes). Serve with tomato sauce,
cheese sauce or white sauce with little
strips of red pepper or pimento in it.
CHEESE PUDDING.
Line buttered baking dish with
leftover pieces of bread or toast Fill
center with the following:
] egg beaten " teaspoon mustard
! cup milk ] teaspoon butter
y teaspoon salt " pound cheese
Set baking dish in pan of hot water
and bake until knife thrust in comes
out clean. Do not allow the water in
the lower pan to boil.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
Californian Had
kidney Trouble

Jack Maltos, Copperopolis. Call
says: 4 had such T. severe case Of
kidney trouble 1 thought would haze
70 sell out my business. took three
bottles OF Foley Kidney Fins " aicn
entirely relieved me ard / have had
then" s''sS1
Some days 1t seems q. IL YOU ca,
no lo''ser beer the pam nud JsI,sTry
y,n rLt.e~ NJ rom kiai'er ans III !. t0er
tlou1ses. The ache ae1'sss v mr. psci.
grows worse with every m.Ye ycI
n..e and every step yo-' taks. il
JUST 50 rs to RIB you Of al; .irergth
ana e. 81. Your haaa aehes, y5ri
ere nsrvons and worr Out. steep poorly
e sni nave no appetite. Stomach is Ep-
SCI az novels irregular
toiey l-ianey Pills l-ssen the pain,
until it is finally gone entirely. Thev
give strer 9Th and tone 10 the i1aanevs
,1saa e the,n strong; ac,iye. their ac-
Ton comes rcGuiar end .,orr-sl
syair. and ynur health grows bette.
eae,; d. you take this great healing
SOLD EVERYWHERE
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
HOW she BANlsHED BACKAcHs.

Mrs. Effie e. Kleppe, Averill, Mimi,
writes: II was at sanutarium three
weeks at one time, two weeks another
time, for rheumatism and kidney
trouble and got no relief. On my re.
turn began using Foley Kidney pills:
found immediate relief; half bottle
completed the cure. Always use when
when / feel pain In my back" Sold ev-
erywhere.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
FOR REGISTRAR

We are authorized to announce K. ID.
Curtis as candidate for Registrar of Ma
rion County, subject to the will of the
people in General Election, Thursday,
August |, 1918.
We are authorized to announce L. L
LASATER as a candidate for Registrar
of Marion County, subject to the will of
the people in General Election, Thurs
day, August /, 1918.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
FOR STATE SENATOR.

We are authorized to announce LES
LIE r. DARR, of Jasper, as candidate
for State Senator, subjectato the action
of the Democratic party in primary
Thursday, August /, 1918.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
FOR COUNTY COURT CLERK.

We are authorized to announce BY
RON GRAHAM as candidate for the Of
flee of County Court Clerk of Marion
County, subject to the will of the peo-
pie in the General Election, Thursday,
August l, 1918.
We are authorized to announce JOE
FRYAR as candidate for County Court
Clark of Marion County, subject to the
will of the people by ballot in the Cen
eral Election, Thursday, August l, 1918.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
RnEuMaIIc AND KIDNEY us.

Troubled with rheumatism. kidney
or bladder affections? You need FOLEY
Kidney Pills. Mrs. Frank =. Wood,
R. F. ID ., Morrill,, Maine wr ties: II
found relief as soon AS b gan taking
Foley kidney Pills Nv husband also
received much benefit from them. He
was lame, conld not Stoop over; now
feels no pain" Sold every whrrn
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
FOR CIRCUIT COURT CLERK.

Wd are authorized to announce 5. 5.
TATE as candidate for Circuit Court
will of the people in the General Elec-
tion Thursday, August l, 1918.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
FOR TRUSTEE

We are authorized to announce 5. l..
ROGERS as candidate for Office of Trus.
tee of Marion county, subject to the
will of the people in the General Elec-
ton, Thursday, August l, 1918.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
FOR CIRCUIT JUDGE

We are authorized to announce HON.
JOHN T, RAULSTON, of South Pitts
burg, as candidate for Judge of the
Eighteenth Judicial District, of which
Marion County Us a part, subject to the
will CT the people in election August ],
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
RIGID RESTRICTIONS
EGGS IN fHE FUTURE AEE NOR
TO BE PURCHASED WITHOUT
GAMBLING THEM.

A Great Ceol of Flour Has Been Re.
turned I. Il In Process of Being
Turned Over To the Government Ry
Patriotic TenneSseans.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
FOR SHERIFF.

Ne are authorized to announce M. +.
JACKSON as candidate for reelection
as sheriff of Marion County, subject to
the will of the Democratic party.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

Following are the fees for.announcIng
candidates for the various offices in the
coming election. In every instance one
half the fee must be paid before an
nouncement is published, balance after
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
208 PAPERS FOR SI,85.

: The News one year, SO papers, and
the Tri-Weekly Constitution. thrice a
week. 1856 papers-total, POS papers
for 81 IS, cash in advance. Send all or
ders to this Office. tt
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
GOOD RECIPES RIGHT NOW

If You Have Not Tried These Things,
Do So-Reeommended by Division
of Agricultural Extension, UniVer-
sity of Tennessee, Knoxville.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20
Why We Fight
Nos
Bscs=ss Germany Having Split the
World in Halt Il Now Trying
to DevOur the Halves
Bv CLARENCE Z. SPEED

Prepared Especially for the Hermitage
Club of Nashville
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-06-20

w. s. s.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-01-08
CATARRH OF THE STOMACH
(Often mistaken for Dyspepsia or In.
digeston)

Many cases OF Indigestion and dyspep-
STA are simply the result OF catsrrh OF the
throat and stomach Al night as YOU lie
asleep. the mucus drops down from the
throat and head and IS swa lowed into the
stomach In the morning you awake
feeling heavy and tired there is a bad
taste in your mouth. YOU are IN a bad hu-
NOR; you wonder what ais you You
have catarrh, catarrh OF the stomach. and
your whole system is poisoned and is
reeklng with the disease Your stomach
has become clogged and the delicate
membrane is coated with c vile sticky
substance The catarrh mucus refuses u
be digested and only passes out OF tn
stomach with great difficulty Little by
little. the mucus with the catarrh germs
which 10 has carried settles permanently
on the mucous membrane which lines the
stomach
Real dyspepsia and indigestion are
caused by a lack OF digestive Juices
But here we have q condition where the
membrane IS able and ready 20 do its
work. but Il Is prevented by foreign mat
ter which has dropped down from the
head and coated It, How. then. can The
usual treatment FOR indigestion Be o. usc7
since catarrh IS the cause OF the trouble.
10 Is the catarrh that must be treated A.
YOU have cztarrh OF the stomach we be-
,ieve that II taken faithfully FOR a r=a-
scuabIa length OF time ParruInt will bring
you an amount OF reflex that will fuzzy
compensate you for the cost and time sx-
pended.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-01-08
NASAL CATARRH

This form Of Catarrh IS. 20 say the
least, sickening and disgusting. besides be-
ing most common and highly dangerous
The changes Of weather render the deli
cate mucous membranes in the nose and
throat very susceptible TO Inflammation
and thus encourage the birth and growth
o. catarrhal germs
The nose and throat ars what might be
called the highway Of life
The throat itseff Is divided into two
main passagesi one the Oesophagus. OF
gullet, going 20 the stomach. the other
the respiratory tract, or Trachea, going TO
the bronchial tubes and lungs Through
the lungs the blood passes with every
heart beat. and there comes In contact
with the air. II the air breathed in IS
pure. and If nose. throat and lungs are
sound. the dark blood IS at once purified
and passes out Of the lungs in @ bright
red stream. carrying life and strength TO
all the body. II. however. the air
breathed IN Is bad. or r. the nose. throat
or lungs are diseased in any way. then the
blood Gnztead OF being purified by It's
passage through the lunEs' ls on the con-
trary. still further poisoned and goes on
Its way carrying tbs disease 20 an parts
% The system
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-01-08
What Parmint, the Wonderful English Formula,
Has Done for Others, 1t Should Do For You.

mass sticks for a time 70 the sides q ths
throat The germs are quick 20 take ad-
vantage OF the opportunity They invade
the Eustachian Tubes Their presence
and irritation g causes produce more Erc
more mucus- Gradually this Eilla 10 the
ear tube 50 chat sounds can Only pass
through With difficulty The patient
finds his hearing sloVg-y going When the
tubes are completely fllsd total deafness
may result.
In deafness from nasal cata-rh- which
affects the middle ear. il osrsn happens
that cracking sounds are present which
distress and confuse the patient These
are due 60 the fact -hat the uucus which
fills the upper part and back Of the
throat IS covering the opening o the Euz-
tachian Tubes and the burstiug % bub-
bles Or the movement OF nucus causes
the sounds. which come from the sltered
resonance OF the ear. After cracklluE
report the head may seem clearer and the
hearing better for rime. Later on iu
when swallowing. which come from the
efforts Of a stiffened musc-e TO cr5n the
tubes which yield With a jerk
The above explanation Of a most com
mon cause OF deafness should make g
clear how absurd and useless 20 Is 10 at
tempt TO overcome such deafness by ear
drums or devices OF a similar sort
Let II be understood, however that
Parmint IS not for ear troubles other than
those caused by catarrh- II your trouble
Is caused by scarlet fever or any disease
apart from catarrh. or II caused by an
injury. Parmint is not Tor you. and you
should consult your own family physician
regarding your case
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-01-08
HOW CATARRH STARTS

Catarrh usually begins with cold IN
the head
The Catarrh germs breathed in through
the mouth or nostrtis have settled upon
the inflamed and delicate mucous mem
brane that lines the nose and throat
These germs are harmless 10 healthy it's
sues; when they lodge upon an irritated
surface 70 means a more and more dis
eased condition Of the membranes. They
thus produce further inflammatory irrita-
ton, and IN time even liberation. The
sufferer from catarrh often finds his sight
and hearing failing. He suffers from an
"A most constant dull ache over the ewes
and across the forehead The mind be-
comes dull when the membranes OF the
nasal cavities are in discharging condi-
ton.
It Is the pus and decaylne matter COZ
ing from these sores that causes the Of
fensive breath so common 10 victims II
catarrh. You may not notice It yourself
You probably do not But your friends
do. though they are too careful OF your
feelings 20 tell you so.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-01-08
Be Careful in Using
Soap on Your Hair

Most soaps and prepared shampoos
contain too much alkaH, which Is very
injurious, as It dries the scalp and
makes the hair brittle
The best thing 70 use IS Just plain
muisified cocoanut oil. for It is pure
and entirely greaseless. It's very
cheap. and beats the most expensive
soaps or anything else all to pieces
You can get this at any drug store,
ana a Few ounces will last the whole
family for months
Simply moisten the hair with water
ana rub Il in, about 3 teaspooufui
Is all that is required. II makes an
abundance Of rich. cream lather.
cleauses thoroughly. and rinses out
easily The hair dries quickly and
evenly. and Is soft. fresh looking.
bright, fluffy wavy, and easy TO
handle Besides. Il Ioosens and takes
out every particle OF dust, dirt and
dandruft-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-01-08

= ONDON, Eng Jan. s.-A reply
from the central powers to the
- statement Of British war aims
made by premier Lloyd George sat
urday is awaited here with greatest
interest Il Is believed Germany and
her allies cannot decline to reply IN
some form and to make the reply
more straightforward and definite
than any previous statement Of their
aims.
Advices from the capitals Of neutral
countries bordering on Germany show
that the opinion prevalent there IS
that one Of the most severe national
CRISIS in the history Of Germany IS
developing as a result Of the differ
suce Of views between the militarisf
and non-militarist leaders.
HIndenburE To Resign.
II IS reported generally that Gen.
Won Ludendorff. as leader Of the for
ner group, actually has gone so far
? to threaten the resignation Of him
self and field marshal Won linden
burg IL further countenance Is given
even to such views as those advanced
by men Of the type Of DR.. Won Kuehl-
man and count Czernin. the German
and Austrian foreign ministers
Socialists Dissatisfied.
At the same time the view Of Won
Kuehlmann and Czernin fail to sat
isfy the German Socialists. who re-
gard their middle Of the road policy
as tricky.
Neutral observers declare the gap
between the German parties suddenly
has become a chasm so wide there is
little hope Of bridging Il and that the
development Of an internal crisis Of
serious proportions seems inevita Bile.
Entente Never So Well United.
On the other hand il is pointed out
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-01-08
CAUSE OF DEAFNESS

4 cause which IS responsible f5r A
great many cases q deafness is catarrh
The whole trouble generally begins in g
simple cold ln the head. During such
cold almost every person experiences that
feeling OF stufflness which tells OF In
Illumination extending into the post-uasal
space where the openings OF the Eus-
tachian Tubes are located. and which Is
accompanied by catarrhal secretious col
lected fin the post-Uasal space. where b. is
difficult 90 blow 90 out o. the nose or
hawk % up When such conditions have
IS grave
The mucous. carrying the germs droD
i1-o the threat The Eiue-lize rzuza1riur
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-01-08

that the various parties in entente
countries never appeared so com
pletely united as in their support Of
the war aims formulated by premier
Lloyd George
says England Demands Too Much.
Discussing the statement Of war
aims made Saturday by premier
Lloyd George, the Rhenische West
falische Zeitung Of Essen says;
When Lloyd George and British
labor demand Alsace for France and
the German colonies. Arabia, Syria
and Palestine for England and speak
of the war indemnity We VIII have to
pay, the answer in view Of the actual
war situation is, It is too much
Still Talks OF the Sword.
The newspaper thinks, however,
that the calmer tone in which Lloyd
George spoke is worth noting, and
adds:
well, Lloyd George. too. will one
day become reasonable. Until then,
the U-boats and Hindenburg's sword
will help"
Hopes For Overthrow Of Lloyd George
The Frankfurter Zeitung says;
"Only a defeated Germany could
think Of negotiating on the terms
laid down by Lloyd George. It is
new war speech and q way 70 ter
inmate the war will only be open
when the movement which has be-
gun in England and other entente
countries is strong enough 70 replace
Lloyd George, Clemenceau and baron
Sonnoni by men who recognize the
impossible nature OF such speeches
and draw consequences from such
recognition.
How far we are from that time, Il
is hard to say"
The Nachrichten, Of Dusseldorf,
says
aThe main point of the speech IS
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-01-08
Germans Use 10000
Substitutes For Foo4

Amsterdam. Holland. Jan. s.-Ten
thousand substitute food articles have
been introduced into Germany since
the war. according to a statement
made in the Berlin newspapers by
Prof Juckenack. a prominent German
food expert He mentions as the
most striking examples Of successful
substitution the following: Artificial
butter. eggs salad oil honey. milk.
coffee. tea sugar. tobacco. fish. sau-
sage, cheese and caviar. Some OF the
substitutes are directly harmful but
others are so good that they viii out
live the war and become regulsr ar
ticles Of consumption. he asserts.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-01-08
AMERICAN OFFICERS DENY
TROOPS ABROAD GET DRUNK

London, England, Jan. s.-American
army and navy officers here are in
dignant over a sermon at the City
temple Sunday by Rev. Joseph Fort
Newton, Of Iowa, in which the pastor
made charges Of drunkenness among
American soldiers in London. The
same charges related TO American
sailors. vice admiral Sims and Col
s L. Il. Slocum, military attache TO
the American embassy, make ener-
getic denials that excessive drinking
is being practiced by Americans and
deny Rev. Newton's charges Of drunk
enness-
Vacuum Cup Tires-the best IN the
world for BICYCLES 1915 each.
Allen Arms & Cycle Co. ADV.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-01-08
DoST NEGLECT A COUGH

II you have a cold and It has lest you
with a cough. no matter how slght-you
ought not 70 neglect f.
A cough IS generally an indication that
there IS Inflammation in dangerous
ace, and proper treatment should be
secured at once Delaying trea tmenr may
mean that the cough may settle. develop
and stay Even the slightest cough indi-
Gates @ danger and should receive prong
attention Unless your cough has be-
CONS extremely deep-scated o. has hung
onto You Tor a long time. we believe that
you viii find q quick relief from your
trouble b. the use O. Parmirt
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-01-08
TAKE
MANY PRISONERS
December Witnesses I'm
prisonment of 1854;
781 Guns Taken.

London. Eng, Jan. s.-The war Of
flee has issued a summary OF the Brit
ish captures and losses in the month
of December. 1917 The total cap
lures on ali fronts numbered 1854
prisoners and ISL guns The losses
numbered 2s.37s prisoners and 166
guns. The items include:
Western theater, ISIS prisoners
and 531 guns captured and 1920 pris-
ouers and 166 guns lost.
Palestine, 1856 prisoners and los
guns captured.
NIesopotamia, 1884 prisoners and
I24 guns captured.
No guns were lost in any theater
except the western.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-01-08
WHAT PARMINT IS.

Parmlnt is an English formula pat or
the market in England about 70 year~
ago. Il is a combination OF ingredients
having values On the treatment OF &C.
tarrhaI conditions. bronchial Affection
exc. compounded from the best grade OF
material % Is possible 20 obtain Par
mint is put un iu olG-cuuce bottles 80
concentrated form which are labeled
rmiut-Doubic strength These ore
ounce BOTTLES can be obtained az a sinai
cost. and the one-ounce IS sufficient O.
make g ful half-pin- % Parmirt rsady
Co take when mixed with water and .
little slr1- as directed iu each pacEaEs.