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The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-09-12

NORTH LAKE HENDRICKS

Mart Digre has been assisting in
Mrs. ElleY Trooien's household during
the threshing.
f.. L. Behrens went to Bookings
Wednesday on business matters. He
was accompanied by o. c. Hanger Of
Astoria.
Rev. NJ. B. Lokkesmoe of Platte,
held service in the Singsaas church
last Sunday.
Hans j. Hanson went to Brandt
Wednesday where he became the
proud owner of a Bull tractor. He
brought it home Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herb, Boss and Mr..
and Mrs. w. Il. Anderson and son
visited in Codington county last Sun
day.
Bonnie MINES left from Brookings
last Friday morning for Camp Grant,
H., being a member Of the last quota
from %Brookings county. We wish him
good luck in following the flag.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. Sandro visited Mr..
and Mrs. J. j. Rottum Sunday.
Ingvald Ekse arrived home from Eu-
reka, Kansas. last week to visit at
home for a while. He has been en-
ployed in a garage at Eureka during
the summer.
Miss Anna Wisness called at E. San
dro's Sunday.
Miss Bertha Kjelden is working for
Mrs. Christ. Fjeseth of Hendricks.
Ellef Sandro accompanied his son,
Oscar, to Brookings Tuesday of last
week. Oscar left for Fort Riley, Kan
the following day.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. Anderson and
son OF Alcester, visited Mr.. and Mrs
II. Boss the latter part of last week
and the first part of this week.
The following visited at o. o
Trooien's Sunday: Mr.. and Mrs. San
Bogen and daughter, Mr.. and Mrs
Martin Oien and family and Nels 30
gen.
Peter Shelstad of Hendricks, work
ed for Peter and Carl Trooien durinl
the threshing.
Mrs. Ole Bogen went to the vicin
ity of Brandt Sunday to visit at MI
and Mrs. Ed. Sivertson's home.
Mr.. and Mrs. p. j. Kjelden an
family called at the Winsness HON
Saturday evening.
Peter Sandro and Julius Rottun
who were both drafted in July. hav
been transferred from Camp Dodge
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PUBLIC SALE

Going to leave the state of South Da-
kota and moving to Iowa l will sell
my personal property at public sale
on what is known as the Hastings
farm, IL miles north of Lake Camp.
bell church, tx miles southeast OF
Volga, 9 miles southwest of Brook
ings, on
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 10th, 1918
Free Lunch at 1880
Sale begins Immediately after lunch
35 Head Of Live Stock 81
35 Head CattIe-15 choice milcl
cows due to be fresh in November ant
December; heifer coming 2 yrs. old
roam bull coming 2 yrs. old; IS head
of calves from 6 months to l year old
Farm Machinery-7-ft. Acme bind
er, cut just 29O acres of grain; New
Superior disc drill with grass attach
ment; Mccormick horse rake; singl,
row GAINESVILLE corn pillow; quack gras
digger, new; 5-ft. Mccormick mower
feed grinder; hand power washin,
machine with pully for engine attach
ment; Appleton gas engine, ~ h. p.
Appleton pump jack; Is barrel stee
tank; Economy King separator, new
hay. rope and sings.
Terms of Sale-All sums of $40 o
under cash. On all sums over 81
time will be given to Sept. LIST, 1915
cent interest. No property to be re
moved until settled for.
J. A. Pope, Prof.
S. j. Rudolph, Auctioneer.
First National Bank, Clerk.
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ALTON-RICHLAND

Miss Edith Kinney is attending high
school in Bookings.
Mrs. Dorcy Mcmillan and baby Wis
tied with relatives in Brookings a few
days the past week.
Mrs. Walter Etting, who was sick
at the home Of her parents in Elkton
has improved and returned home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Fricke are re
joicing over the arrival OF a little
daughter in their home. The little
girl arrived Monday, Sept. End, 1918
Liberty Grange met last Friday
night with Mrs. Fred Piercey acting
as grand master in the absence o.
the regular master. Ice cream ant
cookies were served for refreshments
The next meeting will be held Sept
goth.
Paul Armstrong is out helping Her
man Lobbs with his farm work.
A few of the young people from
here attended the dance in Lake Ben
ton Saturday night.
Lester McRae, Burnie FELTON, ant
Kenneth Mills autoed over to Brook
ings Friday night and took in the fire
works at the fair grounds.
Your correspondent from here at
tended the county fair. and was mucl
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Peter has gone to Camp Johnson, Flor
ida and julius to Camp Lee, Virginia.
Miss Bertha Winsnes- is helping
Mrs. Elmer Hanson of Astoria.
Hans MINES and daughters of
Monteyideo. MINI, autoed down to
this vicinity last week and are visit
ing at the Ole MINES home and 9th
er relatives.
Ed. Siyertson of Brandt vas driy-
ing in this vicinity Wednesday Of last
week.
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PUBLIC SALE

Having sold my farm and going to
quit farming, | will sell all my per-
sonal property at public sale on my
place on Section 35, Eureka township,
4 miles east and 2 miles north of
Bruce, s miles west and 2 miles north
of White, II miles straight north of
Bookings, on
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Hoos-45 spring shoats; 35 summer

Hoss-45 spring shoats; 35 summer
pigs; % old sows.
Anyone purchasing stock can leave
the same on the place at their own
risk for a reasonable length of time
before taking 1t away if not convenient
TO do SO on day of sale.
Farm Machinery binders, SIT.
Mccormick and SIT. Deering: McCor-
mick mower: gift. disc harrow: steel
drag; Deering hay rake; hay sweep;
spring tooth weeder. potato planter,
corn planter; 1-row corn pillow: 9
plows, l 1S-inch sulky, / 14-inch gans
and l l2-inch gang; tanning mill,
corn shelter; Kentucky drill; 8 lum-
Der wagons; . hay racks; John Deere
manure spreader; 1 sets work har-
ness; some timothy and some wild
hay in the stack; 90 acres corr in the
field; some speltz in the bin, and many
other articles toe numerous to mon
ton.
Terms of Sale-All sums of SO or
under cash. On all sums over SO
time viii be- given TO Oct. 1st, 1919.
on good bankable paper bearing S per
cent interest No property to be r..
moved until settled for.
F. c. 6uettner, Prop.
Claus-en and Rudolph. Au%ctioneers.
The Bank of Brookinss. Clerk.
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NORTH ~BROOKINGS

Mrs. Edith Griswold arrived in
Bookings Saturday evening from De
Kalb, III. She is visiting at the home
of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. T. J.
Larson.
Wayne Tiffany left for his home at
Cerro Gordo, H., Tuesday morning.
He has been assisting his uncle, |. /.
Brown, with his farm work for the
past few months.
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sonal property at public sale on my
place on Section 35, Eureka township,
4 miles east and 2 miles north of
Bruce, s miles west and 2 miles north
of White, II miles straight north of
Bookings, On
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 81, 1918
Commencing at 10 O'clock Sharp
Free Lunch at Noon
All the farm machinery must be
sold before the noon hour.
272 Head of Live Stock 272
II Horses-Sorrel gelding, 9 yrs.
old, VT. 1900; sorrel mare, 3 yrs. old,
VT. 400; grey mare, 8 yrs. old, W.T..
400; roam gelding, 4 yrs. old, VT.
400; brown mare, 8 yrs. old, W.T.. 1850;
brown mare, Z yrs. old, VT. 1900;
2 black geldings, 4 and 6 yrs. ole, W.T..
2800; bay mare, 8 yrs. old, VT. 1900;
brown mare, 4 yrs. old, VT. 1900; bay
mare, s yrs. old, VT. 400; brown geld
ing, 10 yrs. old, WI. 400; dark grey
colt, 3 yrs. old, W.T.. 1850; bay colt, 2
yrs. old; black horse colt, 2 yrs. old;
grey mare colt, 2 yrs. old; Arabian
pony, 4 yrs. old, VT. 1000.
II Head Cattle-27 stock cows
most of them calves at side, ranging
from 8 to 7 yrs. old; 6 choice Short
horn mich COWS, 5 and 6 yrs. cid; q
y%earlings, 10 steers and II heifers
registered Hereford bull, 4 yrs. old;
registered Hereford COW.
1873 Sheep-97 ewes from l to 5 yrs.
old; "a lambs, 2 bucks.
AZ Hampshire shoats.
Machinery-1O-ft. Mccormick push
binder; eft. Mccormick binder; loft
VanBrunt single disc drill; McCormick
corn binder; Mccormick, SIT. mower;
2 single row corr cultivators; 2 SIT
disc harrows, / new last spring; 20-ft
flexible harrow, new last spring; loft
Durham packer; Emerson 14-in. gang
pillow; Moline double disc corr planter
100 rods wire; swinging hay stacker
Aft. sandwich grain elevator; Apple
ton 2 roll husker and shredder; two
hole corn shelter; single hole corr
shelter; 6 horse Galloway engine; III
horse Mogul engine; pump jack; corr
lister complete with drill attachment
i walking plow; Superior tanning mill
Sin. burr International feed grinder
: o. X. hog waterer; DeLaval cream
separator, $50 pounds; 1000 poun'
platform scales: American manur
, spreader; 2 wagons with triple boxes
2 wagons with rack; Champion ha,
rake; bob sled; garden cultivator
pair bolster springs, $500 pounds ca
pacity; single top buggy; road cart.
e Page woven wire s%tretcher: 100 rod
Al woven wire fencing; some fenc
posts; double driving harness; singl
2 harness; 4 sets fly nets; good saddle
fI2 sets IL in. Concord harness; 2 set
IL in. back pad harness: 100 graf
s sacks: forks. spades and shovels; Sc
of blacksmith's tools; some othe
tools, and other articles too hume,
;, Gus to mention. 80 acres good cor
in field.
Terms Of Sale-AI sums of SO G
under cash. On all sums Owe 81
one years time will be given on goo
d bankable paper at 8 per cent. N
property to be removed from premise
until settled for.
Robert Cochran 4 Son, Prop
&c. w. Koenig, Auctioneer
b Farmers National Bank, Clerk
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AURORA

Miss Clara Lunscheon spent Sun
day with home folks. She returned
CONTINUED on Page 11-COlumn 81
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Be a Joy.W Walker,
taeeis.lt'' for corns


When you almost die with your
shoes on and corns make you almost
walk sideways to get away from
ute or two and apply 2 or 5 drops
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NY Cerns PssI Cisan chf' Win Cets-lf y
or the worlds magic and only gem
uins corn-peeler "Gstssits Then;
"a that you car peel It right on
~ioriously easy with your fingers.
fake no chances OF continued pain
snd soreness-why use greasy. irri.
tatlng salve9 plasters nat snift
snS .tSt~rerss that make corns bleed
scSN 49, croW faoterf Use painless.
SoSts.fS. Millions have tried and
o. x.'d 4 fcr yssrs: e ss~ ! mo ss'1:.
MShai X ss:s: ssss's 1Ss- 6sissss. q
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market as clean and nice looking as
white ones, 1t often happens that they
are not salable.
When flock of fowls is kept for
egg production only, uniformity in col
or is much less important than
approximate uniformity of size and
type, yet the more attractive appear
ance of flock of birds of the same
color justifies selection for color as
far as It can be followed without
sacrificing any material point.
When poultry keeper grows his
own stock year after year he ought
by all means to use stock of we'll
established popular standard breed.
BY doing so and by selecting,as breed
ers only as many of the best Specimens
of the flock as are needed to produce
the chickens reared each year, a
poultry keeper maintains In his flock
highly desirable uniformity of excel
lence in every practical quality and
with little extra care and no extra
cost can have a pleasing uniformity
in color.
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Stockton.

Miss Elizabeth Parent spent
Tuesday with relatives in Lam
bertville.
Willis E. Dilts has returned
from a few days visit at Prin-
cess Anne, Md, where his family
are spending a month.
Mr.. and Mrs. Emmert r. Will
son have been entertaining the
latter's aunt, Miss Name Porte,
of Bound Brook.
Mrs. William Ledger, of Lam
bertville, has been spending a
few days with friends in this
place and Centre Bridge.
At the Presbyterian Church
next Sunday evening, DR.. Roscoe
Magill, of New Hope, Pa, will
speak, and Mrs. Magill will rem,
der violin music.
Mrs. H. M. Reading has re-
turned from a two weeks visit
at Atlantic City.
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MISS OLEvIA J. SILvERs,
Teacher of
Piano, Organ, Harmony,
161 North Main Street,
Lambertville, N. ].
PUBLIC SALE
OF
HOUSE AND LOT

BY virtue of an order of the Or
phans. Court of the County of Hun
terdon made on August 5, 1918, the
subscriber, executriX of the last will
and testament of Harry j. Price,
deceased, will sell at public sale on
the premises, No. 40 South Union
street, Lambertville, New Jersey,
On SATURDAY, SEPT. 7, 1918
at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, the
brick dwelling house and lot lately
owned and occupied by said Harry
j. Price, deceased.
The house is a two-story brick
dwelling house, pressed brick front
with attic and cellar, containing six
rooms and two halls and has gas
throughout.
The lot is located at the corner of
Union and Swan streets and is eigh-
teen feet in width and extends sew
enty-seven feet Easterly on Swan St.
The sale will be made subject to
confirmation by the Orphans Court.
Dated August 7, 1918.
HELEN M. PRICE,
EXecutrix of Harry j. Price, decd.
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MAIN OBJECTS OF STANDARDS
Aim Is to Secure Uniformity and Es-
tablish Series of Grades az
Basis Of Trading.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment Of Agriculture)
The object Of making standards for
poultry Is the same as the object Of
making standards Of weight, volume,
or quality for any product or commod-
ity; that is, to secure uniformity and
establish a series of grades as basis
Of trading In the article.
In making standards for poultry
which apply in the process of produc'
ton the principal points considered
are size, shape and color.
Size and shape are breed characters
and largely determine the practical
values of poultry. Many standard
breeds are divided into varieties differ
ing in color, but identical In every
other respect.
Color is not primary utility point,
but as secondary point often comes
in for special consideration. For ex-
ample, white variety and black va
riety of the same breed are actually
identical In table quality, but be-
cause black birds do not dress for the
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CONSCIENCE MADE HIM FEAR
Capitalist Could See Only Disaster In
the Rather Sudden Departure Of
the Priest.

Charles NJ. Schwab, the demo-
cratic-and entirely frank-boss of
our shipbuilding, told this story at
luncheon during his recent visit to
San Francisco:
81 was interested in a big corpora
ton with famous capitalist. We
had been 'navalizing' the enterprise
with water. (And it was not all salt
water.)
owe were both Catholics. The ma
valizing got on our consciences. It
so happened that we each went to
confession to the same priest at the
same time, without the other know
ing. l was on one side of the con-
fessional, my friend on the other,
with the priest in between.
"The priest was Unexpectedly
called into the church. Then my
friend and I could see each other
across the space vacated by the IA
Their.
"Where has his reverence gomez
my brother financier asked me.
"fHe went out into the church, I
said.
"'You're a liar,' whispered my
friend. He's gone to call cop"
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TRUE FAITH.

Faith-in her official character
is white-winged seraph with
heaven-lifted eyes. But she some
times masquerades.
In one case she has for some years
been impersonating very old man
who lives at one end of the city and
works at the other. Midway be-
tween his home and his working
place is an institution for the poor.
Having passed his Bible limit and
started on new record, one might
consider the long car ride something
of tax. But the man does not ride.
He walks, so that he may stop at
that midway place and drop a nickel
in box labeled "For the Poor"
His reason is that the people in
side the institution pray for those
who help them. And the old man
believes in prayer.
And this is faith.-Washington
Star.
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CHICKENS TAKE FIRST PLACE
Some Reasons Why They Lead In
Scheme of Poultry Production
Utilize Much Waste,

prepared by the United States Depart
ment of AgricultursD
Chickens, in any general scheme Of
poultry production, Of course must take
first place. They are best adapted to
general conditions, take wider range
of feeds and convert them, perhaps,
with the greatest margin of profit.
Chickens, better than any other class
OF poultry, utilize table scraps and
the general run Of waste from the
kitchen door, all the way from apple
and potato parlngs to sour milk Chick
ems far surpass all other kinds of poul-
try In salvaging waste grain from the
stables, from the shed or lot where
the cattle are fed, and from hog pens.
During the winter months on farms
where any considerable number Of live
stock are kept. the hens would take
their living from these sources with
only slight additional feeding from
time to time. Chickens are great de-
stroyers of insects, including many in
furious forms, in yard, pasture and
orchard. They utilize also many
grasses and weeds, and seeds from the
same, that would otherwise be of no
use. Except in isolated instances the
part of wisdom would be, undoubtedly,
to keep more chickens than all other
kinds of poultry combined, but there
should be, In majority of cases, some
of all the other common kinds of poul-
try.
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PHONE HAS ITS LIMITATIONS
This World Not Yet Being Ideal, One
Has No Right to Expect
Too Much.

Information" that mysterious
spirit to which one turns as to an
oracle, has been devoting 800 hours
day in this city to answering ques-
lions that the questioner could have
answered for himself by looking in
the telephone book, observes New
York Evening Post. The company
respectfully suggests that "informa-
ton" be employed as court of last
rather than of first resort. AS things
are in this world, this must be al
lowed to be reasonable. But both it
and the discontinuance of "central's"
passing the time of day with you are
concessions to the merely practical.
In an ideal world one would merely
lift the receiver off the hook, not
only to ask whether he had time to
catch the 7:55 or must try for the
8;18, but also to inquire what the
headlines of the latest editions of
the newspapers said. In such world
there would be no bulky telephone
book that would fall off the table
just as you reached the page where
the number was. You would say,
"Hello, central, give me X. Y. Jones,
just off Columbus circle" In small
towns one may actually do these in
credible things. But an attempt to
duplicate them in a city was doomed
to failure.
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WHEY DIDN'T GET MESSAGE
Careless User Of Automatic Telephone
viii Likely Have to Do Some
Explaining.

Miss Alma Sickler. 220 East Elev-
enth street, has been specializing for
several days on the grim possibilities
which might result from an expert
ence which she bad.
Miss Sicklcr has the automatic
telephone, The only disadvantage
so far discovered in the automatic
telephone Is that the fellow who calls
is not certain he is getting the cor
rect number. He does not reason that,
even though he calls his own num-
Der all human beings are fallible.
His finger might slip; he might,
with weighty matters in his subcon-
scious mind, absently dial the wrong
nlmber-or forget one of the figures
or leave out one-alas; it has hap
pened.
The insistently recurring, sharp
ring of the automatic summoned
Miss Sickler. A masculine voice, a
strange voice, spoke hurriedly over
the wire, almost before she could
say, "hello." The voice, for to Miss
Sickler it was only voice, said:
Hello, l shan't be home to din
ner tonight, darling, Pm detained
downtown and will be at the office
until about nine o'clock" and the
receiver clicked before she could re-
cover from the shock and disillusion
the owner of the voice.-Indianapo-
lis News.
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Some Interesting Reasons
Why YOU
Should Visit
PAPIER'S
AUTO
SUPPLY

We are direct factory agents for the
world-famous Michelin. Pennsylvania
Vacuum Cup and thoroughly good
second, 1.-THE Highway, guaranteed
for 1900 miles.
The "Weed" Chain Jacks lift your
car without bending your back. We
are lucky in securing a limited supply.
just received full stock of Plati-
mum Points and generating brushes.
Magic Vulcanizers cure your tube
troubles. Fix holes in jiffy. Cost
$1.45 with dozen patches.
The "Aljo" plug is sold by us ex-
clusiyely. Money can't buy better
plug. And we sell the Derf, Jumbo,
A. c., Titan, National and all the
wanted ones.
If the celluloid for your car is crack
ed or unsightly we can renew same.
Radiator Caps for your make of car
at 43c. The Ford sizes cost but 23c.
A common fault with Fords is the
dropping running board. Brace it up
with Dow brace. We have them.
Jitney Chairs are scarce, but we
have quite few for those who get here
early.
We do vulcanizing and specialize in
quick service.
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CONFIDENCE,

"Do you think Josh is learning
fast in the army?" said Mrs. Corn
tossel.
I'm sure of it." replied her hus-
band.
"You know he never stood at the
head of his classes"
T'm not thinking about how he
stood anywhere. Pm thinking about
the way he always kept goin' in a
football game"
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TURKEYS GIVEN FREE RANGE
Two Broods In One Flock Are Easy to
Care for-Larger Number
Is Not Favored.

When two turkey hens with broods
of about the same age are turned out
on free range together they will re-
main in one flock, and this makes it
easier to hunt them up and care for
them. 1t Is not good plan to have
more than this number of young poults
in one flock, however, as they may all
try to crowd under one or two hens to
be. lowered.
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Sergeantsville.

Mr.. Frank j. Eppelle and
Messrs. James Benson and Har-
old Mooks, spent Sunday at Bar
negat, N. ].
Mr.. and Mrs. Reading Hop
peck entertained over Sunday,
Mr.. and Mrs. William Hoppock,
of Mount Pleasant.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Smith
and family, of New Hope, were
the guests of the latter's par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. John M. Ell
gard, on Sunday.
Miss May F. Merrill has re-
turned to her home after spend
ing some time with her brother
and wife, Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis
Merrill, of Hackensack.
Rev. and Mrs. D. Alton Perigo
and family, Mr.. Kensyl Reading
and children, Mildred, Alden and
William, spent Tuesday at Wen.
ma, N. j., and Delaware Water
Gap.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob G. Stry'
ker spent Sunday with Mr.. anc
Mrs. Fred G. Young, of Mont
gomery.
Mrs. Sadie Fauss has been en-
PERTAINING her sister, Mrs. Jos
eph Fauss, of Chrome, N. j., ane
Miss Schenck, of New York City
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IN THE BREEZY WEST.

Westerner-Where I come from
everything is on a large scale. Do
on know what we'd use those sub
gays of yours for?
Easterner-No, whatp
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS tubes.
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UP-To-DATE MASK.

Mollie-Are you going to the mas
querade?
Chollie-Sure thing. I'm going
as a soldier.
'I'll bet I'll know you"
'I'll just bet you won't"
"Why, what are you going
to wear?"
"a gas mask"
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THEIR FAILURE.

Il see where they have caught
gang of thieves who have been loot.
ing apartments"
Evidently, they were not SHARP
enough for fiat burglary"
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BETTER ACTOR.

Caddie-Are you doing well on
the stage, Mr.. Wiser
Golfer-Yes; I think 30.
Caddie-Then I think you'd better
stick to it instead Of golf.