davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1918-09-27
LEAN AND Novel.
GLh[)HAY SHOWS
AILDUISI M FAIR
Wortham's Attractions Will Enter.
tain Visitors al the 1918
Exposition.

Official assurance is given that the
Gladway attractions at the 1918
Louisiana State Fair October 80 to
November 4, inclusive, viii be fully
up to standard in The matter OF
clean, novel and educational enter
tainment. The management has con
tracted with the Workman Shows,
which are considered among Fne
country's best Carnival companies, to
furnish the Gladway program, and i
large variety OF entertainment is
promised.
The Workman aggregation consists
Of about twenty-five attractions, all
different. and. according to reports
from other cities where they have
played, the patrons viii surely get
their moneys worth. There will be
something 70 please every visitor, re-
gardlesS of age, with nothing to Of
fend anybody. Tile Workman COM
pany's bill Will have many thrilling
stunts, many wonderful sights and
| features that are OF educational char
acter.
In booking the Workman Shows,
the management has gone to cOnsid-
cradle expense, with the primary pur-
pose OF giving an entirely new offer
ing and one thai will furnish an
abundance of recreation and amuse-
ment for all who visit the GladWay.
For further information apply TO
W. R Hirsch,. Secretary, Shreveport,
| La.
Don't forget that production and
conservation help Uncle Sam, and The
State Fair encourages the citizens to
produce and conserve to help win
the war
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1918-09-27
WILL PLANT MORE
OATS THIS SEASON

The farmers in this section have
,ome to look upon the oat as a sta
pIe crop. The results from an aver,
age of several years prove conclu,
sively to them that this is one of the
most printable crops, and the surest
feed crop, that can be planted. The
production has grown by leaps dur
ing the past five years, and the plant
ING this fall promises to nearly dou-
Die that of any former year. Mr.. E.
H. Boiling has announced that he will!
plant at least one hundred acres this
tall. Others 9re preparing to plant
'arge .acreageS. Here we arrive at
he vital point of the subject under
'iScussion. There are a great many
farmers who think they would like to
liant some oats, but they are too
busy they say, with the rice crop, to
30 the necessary early blowing. They
viz wait until the rice is out of the
way and tsen go after the oat plant
ing full force. That would be all
right, but after the rice is out Of the
way few days we'll spent attending
20 minor details, then it will rain for
3 few days, following which it will be
too late in the season for planting
oats and the opportunity will be
tabled for next season, when the
same will be true again.
The farmer who raises the oats is
the farmer who finds the blowing and
preparation of his oat ground just as
important as the harvesting of his
rice crop. He knows how much de-
pends upon his feed crop.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1918-09-27
How's Thisl

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case Of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by. Halls Catarrh Medicine.
Halls Catarrh Medicine has been taken
by catarrh sufferers for the past thirty
five years. and has become known as the
most reliable remedy for Catarrh. Halls
Catarrh Medicine acts thru the Blood on
the Mucous surfaces, expelling the Poi
son from the Blood and healing the dis
eased portions.
After you have taken Halls Catarrh
Medicine for short time you viii see a
great Improvement in your general
health. Start taking Halls Catarrh Medi-
cine at once and get rid of catarrh. Send
for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by all Druggists. 7sc.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1918-09-27
WANTING THEIR OWN.

The French Chamber of Deputies,
recently considering woman suffrage
discussed a bill which was known as
Suffrage de La Morte" Suffrage
from the Dead,) meaning that man
dying on the battle field could will
his suffrage right to some woman.
The FrerCh women recOiled in hOr-
ror from such a legacy, replying
''We want only our own"
Woman suffrage in the United
States has entered upon its last
lap. Probably a National suffra%"
amendment will be submitted before
September ends, and then the issue
of (Which Way" must be faced BE-
the States. Louisiana will vote Nov.
: on an amendment recommended ny
the Governor and submitted by 10
Legislature. Like the French wom-
en-. We want "Only or own" to-,
but we want it as a gift from Louis
il men. and not forced upon US NJ
q men Of ether States.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1918-09-27
OFFICERS TRAINING CORPS
At LAFAYETTE INDUS1RIII

A unit Of the Students t,,,,
training Corps viii be establiasa3
at the Southwest Louisiana h
dustrial Institute, Lafayette 81
cording to a telegram recejrs3
by the local draft board finn
the president, DR.. E. L. Stephens
The Telegram says:
war department wires it will
establish unit Of army traiDinn
corps at Southwestern Institnte
Please help US get quota BY id
vising regiStrants Of high sbool
education or equivalent to regs
ter here Immediately by wire a,
phone and report for duty o.
tober fifth. Everything FREE
board, lodging, uniform, eQuiip.
ment, tuition all furnished b,
the government in effort to select
and specially train best educste3
men for officers. We are lsts
getting unit and need your HEN
to make quota up"
(Signed) e. L. Stephens.
President"
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1918-09-27
GIRLS! LEMON JUICE
is SKIN WHiTENER
How to make creamy beauty lotion
for a few cents.

The juice Of two fresh lemons
strained into bottle containing
three ounces of orchard white makes
a whole quarter pint of the most re-
markable lemon skin beautifer at
about the cost ore must pay for a
small jar Of the ordinary cold creams.
Care should be taken to strain the
lemon juice through fine cloth so
mo lemon pulp gets in, then this To-
ton VIII keep fresh for months. Ey-
cry womaa knows that lemon juice
IS the ideal skin softener, whitener
and beautifier.
Just try it! Get three ounces of
orchard white at any drug store and
two lemons from the grocer and make
up quarter pint of this sweetly
fragrant lemon lotion and massage
it daily into the face, neck arms and
hands.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1918-09-27
TEE FOURTH LOAN IS THE,
FIGHTING LOAN.

Is the campaign for the Fourth
Liberty IN approaches the .Ameri-
cs = Army in France moves on toward
Berlin. Under our own leaders the
great American Army has won a not
able victory.
The Fourth Loan must be a great
success The Fourth Liberty Loan is
4 fighting loan.
When our soldiers on the battle
front are Drawing death, each one
offering to make the supreme sacri-
flee for bis country and the great
cause. We who remain safely at home
surely should give them every sup
port, should make every sacrifice to
strengthen them. II we can not
fight ourselves we can make our dol
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1918-09-27

Two Carloads of Government Exhib-
it's, With war Souvenirs, To
&c Shown.

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The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1918-09-27

-W.S.S.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1918-09-27

lars fight.
1t is a great cause for which Amer
lea is engaged in this war; it is a
great struggle in which the very
hope of the world is bound up that is
being waged in Europe and on the
nigh seas. 1t is an honor to have d
art in Il and all Americans. al OF
heir lives, will be proud of their
cart thew had in it or ashamed Of
.neir failure to do their part.
The Fourth Loan is fighting loan.
Every subscriber to the Loan strikes
= blow for Liberty, for Victory.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1918-09-27

Come in and see our new line of
bort automobiles-they are the clas-
sy moderate priced car. Ne also
have on the floor a number of Chan
dler cars and Kissel Kars. Your au-
tomobile needs can be supplied here.
Welsh Garage.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-10
ZAWIADOMIENIE
SOKOLE.

Niniejszem podaje sic do wiado--
moSci wszsytkich Gniazd Okregu 2,
z. S. p, jake tez / delegat6w. re
Zjazd Okregu Ego Zwiazku Soko-
low Polskich W Ameryce odbedzie sic
dnia Ago lipca br., w Sokolni Gniaz-
da $50 z. S. P. pnr. sol st. Marks
St., W Peru, Illinois.
Pc blizsze informacye W sprawie
kwater / komunikacyi nalezy zwra-
caG sic do sekretarza komitetu pred
zjazdowego oh. Marcina Dekow--
skiego, $40 st. James St., Peru, ILL.,,
zas W sprawach samego zjazdu do Sc
kretarza Okregu.
Blizsze ~szczeg6}y co do wyjazdu
delegat6w Q Chicago beda %ogfoszone
p6zniej.
J6zef p. Kornaszewski,
Sekr. Okr. Ego q. S. P.
1868 Milwaukee Ave-,
Chicago, Ill.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-10
Regestracya Kobiet
p~rzynaleznych do
Niemiec.

Jak swego czasu doniosly wszyst-
kie gazety krajowe, Rad Stanow
Zjedn. rozporzadzi}, IL ~wszystkie ko-
biety, poczawszy cd Ago roku ~
cia, przynalezne do Niemiec, maja
sic zaregestrowac. w Chicago rege-
stracya ia rozpocznie sic 17go czerw-
ca i potrwa do 26go czerwca q wy
jatkiem niedzieli 23go czerwca) a
odbywaG sic bedzie, jak mas infor-
mule policya chicagoska, cd godziny
6 zrana do Sci wieczorem.
Obowiazane So regestrowaC sic
wszystkie poddanki i przynalezne do
pahstwa, czy rzadu niemieckiego, "a
m~ieszkale obecnie w Stanach Zjed.,
ME naturalizowane jake obywatelki
Stan6w, Tub tez majace tylko pierw-
see papiery z deklaracya ~inteucyi
przyjecia obywatelstwa st. Zjed.
Wszystkie te kobiety, jesli maja VIE
cej, niz lat IA wieku, musza sic re-
gestrowaG - jake przynalezne ME
mieckie - nieprzyjacielskie. Rege-
stracyi tel dokonaG maja, zgiaszajac
sic ma policyjna stacye W tym pre-
cynkcie policyjnym, W kt6rym So
zamieszka}e - W czasie wyzej Wy
mienionym, a do regestracyi PREY
niesG maja re SODA 4 fotografie villas
ne (wielkoSci ME wiekszeJ, niz 3 ca
le W kwadrat, ma cienkim papierze,
podklejonym lekkim %kartonem), TO-
tografie p~rzedstawiaG maja popiersie
z twarza peina Zen face) bez kapelu-
sza, Tub jakiegokolwiek okrycia gio-
wy. AN policyi PREY z%gloszeniu sic
kobiety otrzymaja kompletne infor-
macye CO do wype}nienia aplikacyi
regestracyjnej.
Kto , kogo wyzej om6wiona po-
winnosc dotyczy, ME wypeini jej W
czasie o~znaczonym, podpada doraz-
nym karom, przepisanym przez pra-
wo, a nadto moe bye uwieziony /
internowany ia caiy czas trwania
wojny.
Take informacye z proSba o "a
mieszczenie | objaSnienie ich Czytel-
nixon - otrzymujemy z policyi CHI
eagoskiej.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-10
u NANTICOKE, PA.

PAM Franciszkowej G~rabihskiej
przyznano z funduszu bohaterow fun
dacyi Carnegie'go Carnegie Hero
FUND.- lbronzowy medal i SIS miesie-
cznie ma przeciag lat c%zternastu lub
dop6kj ME wyszfaby "a MAJ a w do
datku po piet dolarow miesiecznie
ma kazde q pieciorga dzieci zanim
ukoncza szesnascie lat zycia. Medal
1 alimenta przyznano PAM Grabih--
skiej z tego' tytu}u, re jej syn 14-let-
nj, Franciszek Grabinski ratujac ay-
Gle Franciszka Filipskiego, sam uto-
nal W rzece Susqushana.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-10
Z Wieczorku ,,Matek
ola Dziatek".

Nadzwyczaj miiy nWieczor
Czerwcowy" urzadziio w niedzie-
lie dnia 9-go czerwca Towarzy-
stwo ,,Matek ola dzieci' W sail
Zwiazku Polek. Powitafa gosci l.
mieniem Towarzystwa PAM Neu-
man, VI kr6tkiej przemowie "a
znaczajac eel Towarzystwa, Je-
go wysiiki w piracy ola dzieci pol
skich i owoce tel piracy. ZWraca-
JAG uwage goSci ma doniosfe INA
genie dzieci ola przyszlosci ma
rodu i ma fakt, re dzieci polskle
Ca przez to nar6d) skazane So ma
wymarcie ola braku zywnoscl,
dziekowafa PAM Neuman wszy--
stkim obecnym "a popieranle
szlachetnych cel6w Towarzy-
silva. Ktore acz n%ieliczne i yale
dwie 2 i pol lata i~stniejace zdo-
halo przeciez wysiac do Polski
przesz}o szeSc tysiecy dolar6w i
prosifa, ably Polonia Chicagoska
nadal wsparcia swego dzieciom
polskim ME odmawia}a. Pc tel
~przemowie nastapifo wykonanie
bardzo urozmaiconego a wdzie-
cznego programu. Duet polski /
angielski odSpiewali pieknie Bro
mex Hebner i Loretta Turalska,
Kuiawiaka, Polska b}aga o VOL
nose" odtanczy}a nader zrecznie
Kazimiera Dyniewicz, wypowia-
dajac ruchami rytmicznymi pra-
gnienie Polski niepodlegfej. PAM
Marya Smietankowa gra ma for
tepianie tax ujeia s}uchaczy, re
p~owt6rnie wystapic i grac mu-
sia}a. Duet wodewilowy wyko--
nall p. Nering i p. Anna Owocka
a p6zniej solo p. Nering re
wsp6fudziafem ch6ru panienek,
zyskujac liczne bravo. Prawdzi-
wa niespodzianka byi taniec Jan
ka Jareckiego i Anieli Siweckiej
kt6rych rowniez powt6rnie wy
wo}ano ma scene.Solo ma skrzyp-
each pieknie odegrafa PM Knoch
a Polish Boy" oddeklamowafa
Bronisfawa Dyniewicz. Obydwa
tie punkty programu tax sic po-
dobafy, re i PAM Knoch i parma
Dyniewicz nadprogramowo wy
stepowac musiafy.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-10
Ma Palaca Egzeme

Tluste masci i smarowania ME powinny
bye uzywane, jezeli sk6ra ma pozostac W
dobrym stanie. w kazdej apiece "a $50,
lub $1.00 "a ekstra duza butelke, dostah
zemo. Uzyte podiug przepisu, skutecz-
ME usuwa egzeme, szybko usmierza swierz-
bienie i goi przypadlosci skory, a take
bolaczki. oparzenia, rany i odparzenia,
Przenika, czysciikoi. Zemo jest czystyn.
godnym zaufania j tanim, przenikajacym,
antyseptycznym pfynem. Sprobui go, DO
sadzimy IL mic uzywanego poprzednio ME
jest tax skuteczne i zadawalajqce. "
The E. w. Rose Co., Cleveland, O.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-10
Me Zatykaj Uszu.

J Polska o ponoc VIOLA.
! Polska pomocy Twej zada.
Polska chce bye wolna
} i MUSI Bye WOLNA.
} A wolnoSc jej zalezy cd
! TWYCH DAMN.
! Bo Polsce Mkt z pomoca ME
| przyjdzie, jezeli TY synu jej i
! corko z pomoca ME przyjdziesz.
! Wiec dawac musisz i dawaG
, zaraz, DO pozniej ma mic sic
} TIVE datki ME zdadza.
DIVA razy dale ten, kto zaraz
, dale. zoinierz polski must mice
ubezpieczenie.
zofneirz polski must mice "a
! o~patrzenie.
! zoinierz polski co "a Twoja i
moja valley wolnos6 must
mice pewnoSc, re pc MIN, ktos
inny bedzie sic opiekowai je-
60 matka, siostra hub iona.
A ma to ubezpieczenie zbie-
"a f,1ndusze KOMITET OBY-
WATELI w formie datkow
,,DARU
A OAR MAJOWY" to ME
jaImuzna, to ME {aska okazana
cieniom KoSciuszkow i Pula-
skich, to obowiazek Polakow
wobec POLSKI.
Bo ona w potrzebie jest i TY
jej dac musisz.
Mkt inny jej ME da.
Mkt inny jej ME Una tax, jak
TY ia znasz.
Bo wzros{es w Polsce.
Bo w Polsce uczyies sic jak
ia mifowac nalezy.
Bo ia ukocha}es.
Zioz wiec DZISIAJ podatek,
zapiac jej cos winien.
Polska swojskosc CT da1a,
w~ykarmifa Gle i wychowafa.
Winienes jej wiec wszystko.
A tylko Geese tego, cos jej
winien zada cd Ciebie, tylko
odsetkow kapitafu, ktory CT )
dala.
Badz dobrym diuznikiem
zap4ac Geese Twego dhugu.
Bo wierzyciel Twoj POL 5
SKA jest w potrzebie. ;
P1aG i p1ac teraz!
P4ac w formie datku ma }
OAR MAJOWY." ;
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-10
Dzie1 Lojalnosci.
z Wydzialu Narodowego
Polskiego.

Jutro, o godzinie W pol do o.
mel wieczorem odbedzie sic z
Domu Zwiazku Polek zebranie
| narada W sprawie Dnia Lojal-
nosci.
Zebranie to bardzo wazne, TO
tez ME powinno ma MEM OraAnac
nikogo. Zaproszone So W szcze-
g6lnosci zarzady Centralne ma
szych organizacyi, a wiec Zwlaz-
ku Narodowego Polskiego, lie
dnoczenia P. R. K, Zwiazku Po-
lex. Macierzy Polskiej, Stowarzy
szenia Polak6w w Ameryce. u
nil Polskiej, Zwiazku Soko}6w i
wszystkie inne wraz z reprezen-
tantami danych organizacyi, O.
raz przedstawiciele naszych pol
skich parafii Towarzystw, Klu-
bow, Komitet6w Obywatelskich
i Centr6w rekrutacyjnych z sub
centrami.
Ma zebranie racza sic r6wniez
stawic nasze wybitne osobistosci
Polonii Chicagoskiej.
Celem tel narady i zebrania
Jest obmyslenie j om6wienie pro
gramu odpowiedniego jak Polo
mia Chicagoska ma uczcic Dzien
Lojalnosciowy Czwarty Lipca, W
mysl znanej ju4 odezwy Wydzia
III Narodowego.
To tez ma zebraniu tenn ME po-
winno brakowaG nikogo komu
drogi Sztandar Gwiazdzisty a
Sprawl Polska mia.
Polonia w Chicago i okolicy
powinna i must W Dniu tym wy
kazae swoja SHE wobec swiata
amerykanskiego, a nawet zaim-
ponowaG swoja liczebnoscia So
lidarnoscia.
Program tymczasowy Dnia
Lojalnosci juz by} og}oszony -
idzie teraz o to, ably go zatwier-
die / w~prowadzie W Gym.
f.
Dzief Lojalnosci powinien sic
zapisaG W kronikach jake Dzieh
Polski.
A wiec MECH sic wszyscy zbio
"a ma zebranie j narade ....JU-
TRIO we wtorek, dnia 11-go czer
wca b. r. W hall Domu Zwiazku
Polek, 1909 N. Ashland ave.
punktualnie o 7;30 wieczorem.
Me danny sic nikomu wyprze-
dzie W okazywaniu lojalnosci,
ni{osci / wdziecznosci ku Sta
nom Zjednoczonym.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-10
u LITTLE FALLS, N. Y.

Micha} Laskowski, ZamiesZkaiy
dawniej W Little Falls zmar} W szpi-
talu W Brandeth, gdzie pracowa} u
F. Johnsona. Lasowski zosta} smier-
telnie raniony gdy ciezkie drzewo
upadlo ma niego / przywaliio go
swym ciezarem.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-10

Ma zebraniu tenn om6wi sic
sprawe GAIA, wybierze Komitety,
zatwierdzi program - a potem
energicznie do piracy wszyscy sic
zabiora.
A vice wzywa sic wszystkich
ma posiedzenie!
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-10

Poiski poiityK. czy wieKszy cSy mniei
sly "a ooowiaZek p~oczytywac sobie
powinien stale reklamowac narodo.
Wosc nasxa wsrod obcvch. xaxnatamiad
Amerykanow z polsKIemt 5n~s'y=ncHS ui
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-05-17
GETS Up READY
FOR DAYS WORK
Feels Healthy And Cheerful
And Regains Weight
Praises Tanlac

Instead of feeling all run down and
work as did just short time ago. ]
now am healthy and cheerful and feel
confident of myself. Tanlac is the
reason" said McClellen Broaden. 224
West Jefferson street. Louisville, Ky.
MY system got run down all over.
| couldn't slaep at night and never got
my rest as | should. felt so bad
when ! got up In the morning that
just dreaded to start out for my work.
I dreaded to 60 to he'd at night, too.
because ! knew ! wouldn't be able TO
sleep.
MY appetite was poor also. did
not eat much and | guess that was
why started losing weight. lost
about ten pounds.
In my weakened condition my
work as q carpenter was q real hard
ship.
We'll, ! started taking Tanlac. |
took three bottles in all and my
health Is q lot hetter.
Il sleep sonndly every night now
and get good rest. feel ready for
my work when get up In the morn
ing. too.
"My appetite is natural again and
I've gained back most of the weight
Id lost
Get Tanlac II you don't feel right
and get your system back in shape.
To feel good is the best thing on
earth!
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-05-17
GOT HIM STARTED
Hife's Conversation May Have
Been for Effect.
While She pspIored the Average Man's
Lack sf knowIsdQs Of Tools Hs
Evidently Had Been Doing
Some Thinking.


The woman put down the magazine
she had been reading and addressed
herself to the family In general.
There" she cried, 1T says exactly
what l have been thinking for ages
and ages and never had sufficient sense
10 write about."
"What Is Tint" inquired her hus-
band sleepily.
1T says that boys should be pre-
pared for nRtrimony exactly as girls
should" replied the woman. 1T says
that they should have course Of
training In putting up pictures, In do
Ing simple repairs to the plumbing, In
taking care Of the furnace, In hang
Ing curtnins, making shelves and do
Ing other carpenterlng work. just as
girls should be taught how to cook
lnF keep house."
Atthis her husband looked self-con-
SciOus and ne resumed his reading with
an Ostentatious air Of absorption, so
that his better half was fain to con-
tinue her remarks to the more recep-
live sister who sat by.
Especially when one lives in the
country should husband have had
some manual training" she went on.
'FOr instance. last week we found It
impossible to turn of one Of the spig-
OTIS that fills the bathtub. A full
stream OF water ran from 1t all day.
telephoned Walter Of the tragedy.
and he replied that was not to bother,
for he would fix 1t as soon US he came
home.
when he reached home that even
Ing he found that he could not do any
more to check the water than / had
done. and SO ne sent q plumber out
from town the next morning.
The plumber examined the leak, said
that the washer on the spigot had
worn out, and that IL would give him
a washer he would repair 1t at once
But ] had no washer - what - a
washer, anyway? And so he had to
90 back into town to get one. He
returned two hours later, put on the
washer. stopped the leak and sent us
O bill for ST."
| A'ut ~ WAC pcCuidE ooTl VI
washer" interrupted her husband
apologetically. "If 1t had been Just a
plain washer could have done It,"
His wife disregarded this erplana-
tion. "Then the laundry tubs became
stopped up" she went on, "and though
I worked at them with hatpin and
the poker. ! could not open them. The
plumber had to come out from town
again. He brought with him a long
stick with rubber cup on the end OF
It, placed this cup over the vent In the
tub. pressed. and 10 all was well. The
bill for this piece Of work was $3.50.
II wanted a simple shelf put up in
the bathroom and the CARPENTER who
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|NSPECTS 0.E.S.
Deputy Grand Matron Re.
ports Ritual And Books
In Excellent Shape

Deputy Grand Mairon Mande Iclr
lioit of I'ladensburg inspected the
Knox chapter, No. 2a6. O. u. s.. Tues.
day evening when special meeting
of that body was held In the Masonic
temple.
About 75 members Of the chapter
attended the inspection.
Supper was served ut q o'clock, af.
ter which addresses. were given by
visitors present
Te deputy grand matron reported,
after inspection Of the books and the
ritual, that everything here was in
first class condition and that she had
no word except of cOmmendation.