The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1918-12-04
THIS AND THAT
BY Uncle John
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1t is always pleasure to work
someone else. ...U
A good fellow is the one who lets
you do all the talking. .. 81.
Your creditor is also wishing you
will not catch the flu. -.
General Pershing's father-in-law is
a republican. Grand old man. Il
The unlindest cut of all Germany
is now threatened with prohibition.
Enemies are just as dangerous in
times of peace as during times OF war.
The people who thought the kaiser
could do no wrong now have much
food for thought.
That Colorado recluse who hadn't
heard of the war is not a Denison Re.
view subscriber. Il
Soon as all the grafters have report
ed they "got their number OF the
prices will be lowered.
The reason many women can not
keep money is because their husbands
are such good keepers.
The baseball magnates are talking
of getting Ex-President Taft into the
game. He would make a sizeable
backstop.
Col. House got his title the same
way our auctioneers get theirs. His
title is not military more than q south
ern political general.
We talk of making farm implements
out of the sword, and at the same
time a bunch of warriors still want
to enlarge our navy. ".
If you want to punish the kaiser
why not compel him to work at the
printers trade? By the way, he
would make some devil.
When man has been married
twenty-five years and looks back over
his past married life! the golden we'd
ding seems long ways of.
May the Yuletide be full of good
cheer(s) for Pershing and his khaki
clad boys. America opens wide her
arms to welcome them home.
Don't think because your boy re-
turned from the United States train
ing camp that my boy needs nothing
To eat or wear over in France. T.
Some people are now placing on
ion pOultices on their feet to drive
away the flu, just as If their feet
without the onions-werei not enough.
Years may come and years may go
but the war taxes will 60 on forever
$50 far as this generation is con-
,erned. But what of that, 1t was
worth it.
If Mr.. Hohenzoiiern wants some
hing to eat let him feast upon the
ollowing, his wOrdssI will stand no
,onsense from the United States OF
America after this war;
Not marriage license has been
granted in Greene county since the
9Th day OF last October. What is the
natter? Don't they love one another
N that county or are they too well
acquainted?
The constitution says that the
PRESIDENT shall have power by and
With the advice and consent OF the
,enate to make treaties provided two
birds Of the senate concur. Why
Tot give the senate representative
It the peace table? II
While it was the eleventh hour OF
he eleventh day OF the eleventh
month that hostilities ceased, the
world is not going to stand for a
Eleventh hour repentance from those
Who started the greatest conflict the
world has ever known.
It is claimed that Governor Hard
QG looks upon HIS IC'cACCCAOA Wy -
majority of 10000 as evidence that q
majority of the Iowa voters favored
lis language proclamation and that
,e will ask for laws which will incor-
,orate his ideas on this matter.
When the boys come home and sit
" mothers fireside each soldier hon
rably discharged will be allowed to
:eep the uniform he wore at the time
# rehabilitation. This will be gift
the brave boys in uniform which
Ill will appreciate and which the
ountry can afford to make.
The Manson Democrat says "the
democrats have all the honor of win
ing the greatest war the United
'tates ever engaged in" Let's see, !
,elieve General Pershing, a republi-
an, had something to do with it, and
hen there were a number OF other
oldiers who came from republican
tates who contributed their bit. The
act is that without the aid of republf-
ans the war could not have been
yon, but to claim that either the DEM
cratic or republican party is en-
tiled to all the credit is purely dam
oolishness.
A, ,ro,od Aho flaming hoartStOnes