The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1918-01-07

W. NoooAu8 Nuo D9n4Ay
M pAIper out loud last mite to
Pa . L Ne and Pa had to
] see . Artiksl here. SD Ma. witch
says that the good psepul Of New
York are Getting . lot Of horse meet
Un-awairs. ssd Ma.
That IL . good way to hx II for
Getting. sed Pa II Get any horse
meet wud like to have u cooked
Una-wAirs- It Is nicer that way.
Pa sed.
1t says here that pespaI git
strong q hSIthy on horse meet. SEQ
Ma That stands to rssson. too.
Ma sed- A horse Is a pourfui anil
mile. Ma Sed. . Il peepui eat It thay
win git pour-fui too. That 10 good
logiek, lssnt a.? ssd Ma
II IL SD Pa recall one time.
ssd Pa. wen I was Injun htsr On
the crate plains Of the s W. dss-
ssrts. sed Pa We was cut OF from
all meat markets for quite sum
spell. sed Pa, q me q my braiv
paFds ate horse meet for two (D
weeks BY that time. SD p. We
got so fast We gallowed away from
ne InJunsL I remember the hair
on my neck grew after that. asa
Pa. like . mana
How thrilling. ssd Ma supposs
tAat Is how you started having rue
neck friends. sed Ma Wen Ma Sed.
I an heartily in favor OF horse hesh
II Il WI help our government -
win this here war in witch We are
IN, sed Ma The horse has always
been the trend OF Man. Ma sed. = I
suppose It win naaik the deer horses
happy to know that wen they are
thru hauling drays thay can Be
cooked Into pOtpiss for Us mortais.
Ma sed-
Yes indeed. ssd Pa I recall an
other time. pa Ssd. wen wa NJ
In the crate ". W. tarry-tory = We
ate n horse while We was waiting
for Spring to cum 4 open navvf-
gashun- That horse tasted good.
too. Pa ssd- I Eaiv moast Of q %
my trends bsSkans was the
strongest
Well. veil ssd Ma. II i bad
knowed, how wen you like horss
stakes q horse roAsts. ssd Ma,
wud hafs been feeding II to you rite
along 50 Bobbis a I eud have the
lamb chops, etc. sed Ma
bsIssvs I viii start you rite on
on horse meat. sed Ma. or maybe
muls meat think mule meat Wud
be better for yurs stubborn mater.
Ma sed. Doant be surprised to-noE'
row morning. sed Ma. II you hna
sum minced mule an fried ~ in
eaiks for yurs breakfast
Nothing wud surprise me These
Days. sed Pa Things II happenfns
20 fast q furius now. Pa sed. that
We must BE prepared for any ktnd
OF . shock 1 wish old Hank sp4nks
eud be living now. sed Pa he
used TO ten how We was an thru
having wars . how wimmsn vud
Efs old fashunsd agEenn ike his
mother. Ltttsi did old Hank spinks
areem that vimnsn wud be w1its-
ing ND to the ballot box. Pa ssd
voatInx for the most popular ge18
IN town.
The winner has surprised n iot
Of old Hanks 4 old eFanlza. SD M
The winner has shown Md SD.
that the White Lite OF Reason n
shining fourth on the wurid N an
IA EloAry. litsinE the way 70
better 4 CRATER wurid. m sea
Poor old Hank. that he a1aen4 i've
to see Il. sed Pa He ssd Eood-eJA
to HIS friends. Pa sd. 4 70 his vses
who was washing the dishes. sd -
oood-bys Wffs, SD old Hank ooSa-
bye Hank. SD hts v4fs a shs kSD =
washing dishes. sSd Pa . thus HaAA
went. newer dresminE hoW wtn~
men vud chime the h11 a oRaeos
ness. sed Pa
Wen. SD Ma. that ii nsSthsr AS-s
nor tharSL Tomorrow ~ bsg1A
eating Gee Gees. sed Ma. . lst -
heap that It agrees with yOa. Seer
est abe ssd to p, 20 you eAa hnn
beam yurs mummy . cArisn1s VrSsA
sAts to yurs dear fAmbly.
Wen I see you cumming hoam.
sed Ma, I will help yOG r~f1I ~
GtddAD. ssd Ma