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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11


Me Perform on ued the dog. at
the stage. is spelled in a very
superior fashion, believe, though, to
tell the truth, spelling doesn't interest
me much"
"It doesn't interest me much eli.
ther," said the other dog. 81 am a
whippet. My name is Will Whippet
You see am tan in color, thin in
size, with a long nose, pointed ears
and funny, skinny tail, which I like
to have between my legs"
'You look to me like a small wolf
hound, Will Whippet," said Beaute.
swell, maybe 1 do" said the dog.
"Anyway, you call me Will. That is
the simple thing to do"
Now Beaute was very beautiful.
She had white, fluffy hair, which was
well combed and beautifully kept.
II really make quite lot of money"
she said, after a moment. 81 don't
want to boast, for, know it isn't
good form to talk about money. But
still thought you might be inter-
ested."
II am Interested" said Will. "And /
am not to despise money. I know
it buys liver and meat bones and dog
biscuits and so forth. Yes, and it
buys milk and warmth and rugs and
cushions. really like money-that is
I like what it can get"
81 know" said Beaute, "but still it
isn't nice to talk about it. But in this
case I will, as you are interested in
hearing"
81 am" said Will. "Did you notice
how you used my name in speaking
then? My name is used all the time.
Dear me, it is dreadful to have a
name that folks use in their talk. !
hear it and think they mean me, and
then find out they are simply talking
along and have brought in the little
word without thinking of me-"
SWELL" said Beaute, names don't
mean so much. Don't feel badly
about such a thing"
Gall right" said Will cheerfully, "I
won't; but tell me how you make
money"
"In the first place." said Beaute, ct
sing. Yes, and my mistress has me
perform on the stage. A violin will
play-it's something which makes
music by pulling bow with strings
over larger thing called the fiddle,
which has. strings too. How they
make music out Of it I don't know, but
they do. Well, when the violin plays
/ sing. 1t is not what everyone would
call singing-but I make a noise and
folks like me and clap and I make
money.
II sit up and wave our nations flag
and the flags of all the nations we're
friendly with. When my mistress
says Over the top, Beaute,' run for
the flag, carry it in my mouth and
jump for all I am worth. That trick
gets a great deal of applause.
"You see," Beaute continued, 81 per-
form in an act on the stage and people
who come to watch me and to watch
other performers have to pay money.
Seei"
Will wagged his tail.
"And, too,. I have acted many and
many a time for the moving pictures.
My mother was Lady Belle and my
father was Sir Donald, so you see I
had a fine family. But I'm not a
silly snob. like folks too well to
be q snob."
"Good for you," said Will.
"Tm the only one of my kind in the
country" said Beaute. 'I've made
money and I've won prizes. They al
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11

have been all over the country and I
have been abroad too. l have acted
and / shall still act. I win prizes in
dog shows, but you know / still feel
it is only right of me to be good ac-
tress when / have been trained so
kindly"
you've had the good sense to use
your clever dog brains" said VIII,
"and to make money, which buys liver
and other good things, but you haven't
become conceited. through it ALL"
NO" said Beaute, 81 haven't, be-
cause I don't like conceited people. i
like nice boys and girls, and also nice
grown-ups, and as I've only met nice
ones I'm very happy"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11

ways s e e m TO
take to my white
hair, which my
mistress cps
very white by put
ting blueing in my
bath water. It's
always silky and
soft. And people
like my 70 w n
nose and eyes and
ears. They seem
to think they go
well wi tn my
white, soft, wavy
haired hodv r
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11
ALLEGED SPY is SENTENCED
William M. Hicks Given 20 Years in
Prison and Fined $4,000 for Vio-
lation of Espionage Act.

Enid. Okla. Oct. 4.-William Madi-
son Hicks, convicted in federal dis
trict court a few days ago of violation
of the espionage act, was sentenced
TO twenty years Imprisonment and
TO pay fine of $4,000.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11
Suffered thirty
Liquid or Tablet Form
Ask the Waves.
Made Me a Well Man

The following is part of the diary OF
a q. S. A soldier who had promised
to give daily accounts of his expert
ences on board ship:
Tuesday, 18th, s o'clock a. m. Feel
ing fine. Full of good cheer and por-
ridge.
Tuesday, 8 O'Clock a. m Still full
of good cheer. Minus the porridge!"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11

dog S n o w and
there were dogs
of all kinds and
d e S Grip t / OnS.
There were pleas
ant doe S a n d
cross dogs; there
were dogs with
nice masters and
miStreSSeS an d
there were dogs
who had unkind
masters and mis-
treSSeS.
"My name is
Beaute," contin-
ued the dog. "It
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11
"Of course I do"
RecouniZed.

Private Butler (former press agent,
doing sentry duty)-Halt! Who goes
there?
Private Leggett (former reporter)-
Hist! Joe, could you slip me two on
the aisle for Monday night?
Private Buller-Pass, fiend Buffalo
Express.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11
Both 60 Get What They Wanted.

II thought you said when we began
this case in court" said the lawyer,
"that it wasn't the money you were
after, but the principle of the thing"
81 did say that, but what of it?'
"Do you still feel that way about
it?"
"Of course I do"
"Well, in that event. since we have
Just won splendid victory, I'll keep
the money the jury awarded you, and
you may have the verdict"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11
The Fountain of Youth.

Knicker-A man is as old as he
looks.
Bocker-As old as he looks in uni
form.-New York Sun.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11
Won PAYER RESIGNS.

London. Oct. 2.-FriedFich Won Pay
II. German imperial vice chancellor.
has resigned, according to an Amster-
dam dispatch to the Central News.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11

Why do people talk so much? Ger
tainly not always because they have
something to say.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11
Natural Weapon.

"How do they fight organization bat
tles?" 81 guess they do it with ma
chine guns"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11
Their Place.

"Have those people any standing in
society,"" "They appear to have some
sort of footing"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11
A Poor Memory.

Monk-Now what did my wife tie
that knot in my tail for to make me
remember?
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11
True.

True.
us golf a difficult game to master"
81 guess so. NobOdy's ever mastered
it yet"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11

Coles CarbOlisalve Quickly Relieves
and heals burning, itching and torturing
skin diseases. 1t. instantly stops the pain
of burns. Heals without scars. 25c and SOC.
Ask your druggist, or send 25c to The j.
w. Cole Co., Rockford, ILL.,, for pkg.Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11
DDSZYEN[N(
EA|RY TALL 6h1
THE DOG ACTRESS.
~ MAnN GRAHAM BONNER

81 am a Shetland Collie" the dog
said, wagging her tail. 1t was at the
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11
Innnortanf to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that it
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11

Nothing Is well done until you have
done your best.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11
Forluard!

The same sharp challenge to battle
is sounding for U.S. We must answer
in the same proud way-the way of
our fighting men-tne American way.
We must lend the qvay they fgAt.
We must show the war-maddened
Hun a united American people NOV
ing forward shoulder to shoulder,
irresistibly, to Victory.
Our task is to supply the money,
the ships, the guns, the shells that we
must have to win. 1t is a tremendous
task. We must do it as our fighting
men do theirs-with the indomitable
spirit of Victory.
We must work, and save, and lend
with one thong hit only-TO FIGHT
AND WIN.
Get into the fght-,vith your .uhole
heart. Buy Bonds-to the utmost!
This Space Contributed by
Swift. & Company
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1918-10-11

With no thought of bursting shrap-
mel and poisonous gases into which
they plunge-with every muscle tense,
with every faculty of mind alert,
with one thong hit only-TO FIGHT
AND WIN.
That is the way our men are going
into battle. When the shrill whistle
sounds the advance, out they go-their
whole heart in the task before them.
No boqUer on earth can hold Them back.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-06
-HAE -
Shipping the Burden.

"Flubdub's wife is helping him to
write his novels now" HE always
was lazy After he gets her trained,
/ s'pose he'll let her do it ALL"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-06
oliver Goldsmith Memorial.

At Auburn. County Athlone, Ire
land, the poets birthplace, q memorial
is being erected to Oliver Goldsmith.
1t will take the form Of the restoration
Of the church where the poets father
ministered so many years. Oliver
Goldsmith was born in 1928 at Bally-
mahon. County Longford, and two
years later his father, Charles Cold
smith, became rector Of Kilkenny
West and settled In Lissoy, which is
now known as Auburn. 1t is village
on the road between Athlone and Bal
lymahon. Auburn Of Goldsmith's de
serted Village" in some. degrees repre-
sents Lissoy. and the story Of an old
eviction by General Napier was prob
ably in Goldsmithls mind when he
wrote the poem, although it is intended
to applyato Epgland,f
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-06
"War Time"

A novel memento of the great war is
clock, which is made from, munitions
enemy and allied-collected on
the Somme battlefield by soldier,
who afterwards used them for this
purpose. The body of the clock is a
German shellcase, and German cart
ridges form the legs. Of the three
cartridges on top of the timepiece, the
two outside are German. and the one
gracing the center French, while the
two small ornaments between these
are Belgian bullets. The side orna-
ments are made from, Verey-light
cases. pierced to ADMIT Of a British
cartridge projecting through the top.
The pendulum consists of five
French bullets. and the figures and
hands are bent to shape from copper
wire taken from German trenches.
To complete the, whole, the clock
movement inside Is also Of German.
make. and, after necessary repairs, is
found to be entirely adequate, p
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-06
She Know Better Anyhow.

A certain small town, seven, miles
from somewhere else. as the crow flies,
boasted-only two. physicians, Doctor
Smith and Doctor Brown. There was
considerable rivalry between the two
knights Of the pill and powder and
when. Doctor Smith received very
urgent call from a young farmer about
four miles In the country. he left an
Office full Of patients, cranked up what
has to be cranked up and was, OF.
When he arrived at the farmers
house he found, that q three-year-old
farmer" had cut his finger. The doc
tor was chagrined when he saw the
serious" nature Of the accident. He
thought of the office full of patients he
had left and had visions of them walk
ing In single file to the Office Of Doctor
Brown.
''It was very. very silly of you to call
me on this case," he said, somewhat
testify, to the farmers wife.
81 know it was, but Doctor Brown
was out"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-06
HOME SERVICE "PLAFTSBUGHS"
HOLD SESSIONS.

Home Service Plattsburghs" are
IN session. In a six-weeks' course,
Red Cross Chapter delegates to the
Home Service Institutes at Cleveland
and Cincinnati are receiving instruc-
ton in Red Cross Home Service.
Chapters in all counties of the
Lake Division Red Cross States, Ohio,
Indiana and Kentucky, are awake to
the great need for Home Service.
Committees have been appointed
and delegates sent to take these i'm
portant courses.
There is so much work to be done!
Unframed workers, however willing,
cannot answer all the questions that
arise, even in the small communities.
Every chapter needs at least one
trained executive to direct this pa
triotic work in the community.
At the Home Service Institutes
courses are given covering War Risk
Insurance, re-education of wounded
soldiers and sailors, the care of civil
and business affairs of absent SOL
diers, health of soldiers families and
child welfare. Conferences and dis
cussions are arranged to answer
questions that may arise on points
regarding delayed allotments and
communications.
Enthusiasm, earnestness and dill
gence have marked the work at the
pravious institutes. The Lake Divis-
ion leads all other divisions in the
number of students graduated from
former Home Service Institutes.
One hundred and twenty-seven stu
dents from seventy-six chapters have
received instruction and returned to
their home towns to carry on this
important Red Cross work. The de-
mand for similar courses has been so
universal that future Institutes have
been arranged to take care of those
who could not attend the present ses-
sions.
September LIST, at Indianapolis and
Columbus, October LIST in Cleveland
will see new groups gathered from
the chapters committees. The Lake
Division Bureau of Civilian Relief
has arranged to have expert workers
lecture at these meetings and is do
ing everything possible to provide
trained workers for all chapters.
plan ahead Don't miss your op-
portunity to attend the next H. s.
Institute. Study the work which
stay-at-home patriots must do to
keep up the courage of the, soldiers
and sailors and relieve anxiety in
the families of the fighting men"
says the message of James L. Fiester,
division director of Civilian Relief.
to the chapter workers charged to
carry on"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-06
Strained His Telescope.

The oldest inhabitant Of Little
Cockleton possesses telescope which
he never uses.
why don't you make use of 1t some
times. Jamesf" neighbor asked.
sit used to be a good n" James
said sorrowfully, "but It's broke now
"BrokenT the neighbor asked.
SLOWS that?"
WELL" James replied, ut was such
a good'n that I could see the old church
steeple five miles away quite. plain,
but Joseph, the scoundreL got the
lend OF 1t and tried T. make out the
.steeple OF the Methodye chapel norm
ten miles away. He tried and tried
and couldn't, 80 that he straipsd my
giass and it's never been right since.
Drat Joseph"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-06
Look to Africa for Food.

The worldwide shortage Of food and
the certainty that this shortage will
continue in modified form for years to
come has reused France to utilize more
ruily her great colonies just across the
mediterranean. Comprehensive plans
are being fOrmed-and started on the
way to fuldllment-fOr refrigerating
ana packing plants In Algeria, SO that
the animals need not be shipped across
the sea alive. These institutions, too,
will give much reader and steadier
market than has been available hither-
to. and that is probably all that is
needed to qnadruple the meat exports
Of North Africa.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-06
Died n Past Of Duty.

; During the storms the early part
Of the year: which mafines say, were
the seysfest known. on the coast. the
United States navy suffered the, loss
OF the big oocean7going tug sCherpkee.
This vessel Was manned entirely by
members OF the nayal reserve Caught
in terrific sea the tug foupdered and
was lost 4 1t was, at this time on, an
important duty tor the. Washington
nryyo yard to get, gpps to an Atlantic
fort. Among the men who met q
heroic death at this time was q lieu
tenant 0nnior grade),. E. D. Newell,
o. 8. N. r. F.. commanding officer.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-06
REALLY NO SECRET
Power to Charm Lies in Forget
fuIness of Self.
Women Who Faseinate Have Simply
Developed the Art or Power Of !.
Putting Others "on Good
Terms With Themselves"

A Uvacous woman writer seekine
the secret Of feminine fascination,
finds it in the art or power some won
en- have of. charming others by putting
them, as a bluff Britisher phrased 1t,
ION ripping good terms with them.
selves" Is not this q characteristic
of almost all those persons, men and
women. whom we like the best and en-
JOY the most? Do they not. either by
artifce or by instinct, endeavor to
make the people they meet feel that
they amount to something, know some
thing, have some excellence, attrac-
tiveness or interesting qualities, and
thus put them on pleasant terms with
themselves. The persons who !. are
least adept at this or least inclined to
try 1t are the self-centered, self-impor-
tant people completely absorbed In
their own affairs and not wise or well
bred in little worlds OF which they are
the centers. and may be said in GER
tain sense to revolve about them
selves.
This Is q characteristic brought up
from, lower forms, of life from. which
we are ancestrally derived and only In
part outgrown. For most animals the
only concerns Of the least Importance
are those which directly affect them
selves. They are egocentric. The
things that touch them make up their
world and they have no interests out
side OF that. More than any other ami
nal the dog can sink his personality
so to speak, subordinate himself and
make his masters interests his own.
Only infreQuent individuals Of other
species can Or will do this. Hence dogs
as a rule are more companionable for
men than any other living creatures
below him In the. evolutionary scale.
But to return to human beings, Jo-
sephine was the most beloved and
charming woman ip France because
she took a genuine and kindly Interest
in the affairs OF all with whom she
came In touch. She was outgoing. In
elusive In her sympathies and thus
counteracted antagonism- created by
Napoleoht Who was self-centered to. IN
extraordinary degree. Not to multiply
exaiuptess does. not experience teach
all obseYvant people that in selfless
ness Hes the secret Of charml Are not
the loyable, people those whose love
goes out spontaneously. or appears tor
Is not egoceutndty, entire absorption
in themselves, characteristic held In
Common by. most OF .the--people, who
get on ones nerves1 Kind hearts are
more than c0ronets, said Tennyson.
More attractive. therefore, than
beauty or the brilliancy and glitter of
Intellectually Is the drawing, power Of
kindly consideration for others. Fas-
cinatiOn Is born Of the heart, not of the
mind; and whether instructive or &C
CURED, would seem to be the art Of
entering into the lives Of others and
putting them, as the Englishman said,
on good terms with themselyes.-Roch-
ester Post Express.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-06
commander 4 "cood Fellow"

One of the home-guard boys had on
a uniform that was too large for him.
While waiting on the station platform
for the train to come the commander
noticed thissboy and coming up to him
turned him around and around, look.
ing him over on every side. Finally
he said. "Young man, that suit does
not at you"
The boy, not realizing to whom he
was talking, promptly retorted: well,
that is no reason why should be
made windmill of, is it2"
Luck favored him and the cOmman-
der laughed.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-06
TO IMPROVE YOUR DIGESTION.

For years my digestion was so
poor that 1 could eat only the light
est foods. 1 tried everything that
I heard of to get relief, but not un-
til about a year ago when I saw
Chamberlain's Tablets advertised
and got bottle of them did I find
the right treatment. Since taking
them my digestion is hne."-Mrs.
Blanche Bowles, Indiana, Pa
(adv-aug)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-06
Grand Armx al MInisters.

Over 10000 ministers Of. the Gospel
Iof various denominat lions are with tie
allies in France. About 20, 900 are With
the Red Cross; the rest are in the
'1anks.-People's Home Journal.
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1918-10-24
Serial 0S5Tl.


 IN THE UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE AT JUNEAU, ALASKA,
 In the Matter of the Application oi the COLUMBIA SALMON COM PANT for Patent to U. $. Survey No. l232 on the shore of Herendeen Bay, Alaska.
 NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR PATENT.
 NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN: TEat the COLUMBIA SALMON COI- PANY, a Washington corporation, whose principal office and Post Office address is Seattle, Washington, has purchased from Edwin J. Wirth, Tn whose name U. $. Survey No. l2j2 was made, his rights to such survey and also his rights as assignee or Harrison $. Averill, beneficiary un- der Section 2306, U. s. Rev. Stats, and that such corporation will apply to enter the land embraced in said United States Survey No. l2S2, which Is situated on the Northeast shore or Herendeen Bay, between Biutt Pomt and Shingle Point, on the Alaskan Peninsula, in the Territory of Alas ka, more particularly described as fol- lows:
 Beginning at Corner No. of said '. s. Survey No. 12S2, a point on the shore line of Herendeen Bay, from which point United States Location Monument $. 1046 bears South "A deg 59 min. or sec. East Variation go deg. EaSt) 4l.72 chains distant, a' d from which Corner No. 1 the Pima, lc Rock at the westerly end of B;utl Point bears South l5 deg. 22 min. East, approximately one-half mile distant, and the summit of Pinnacle Peak bears SoXth fl deg. ? min. West, about three miles distant, and running thence from said Corner No. 1 North 1.67 chains to Corner No. 2; thence West l1.49 chains to Corner
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1918-10-24
Mark your ballot
JAMES E. WILSON

graph and telephone lines keeping up constant intercourse with headquart- .rs. In every area occupied by tic .rmy along the front a complete sya-
 ,m Ci lines runs back to SwtchboarG central stations from regiment back .o the brigade, brigade to division, .yision to corps, corps 70 heluquart. CTS
 On the first day of the big batt,. .bovc Ch&tcau-Thiery when the An
 ricams began their famous drive, hcrc were 27,OOO messages averag- ng over 50 words each, all the way rom an extended report on an opcr ation to short sharp order for son,y new movc in the Swiftly-moving dra- ma. Within six weeks, since the Am
 ricanS had got into action, the com nunication between front. and rear had quadrupled, and six weeks ago had quadrupled over the service on April lst, when the American actly- ,jes were beginning to get in motion
 Tn, culmination of the great bait C late in July stirred into intense act yity every branch of communication, with orders flying to hospitals, supply enters, ordnance works, and to the training and rest camps for the steaGy movement forward of fresh troops.