New Britain herald., 1918-05-20

travel to Europe has never been s+> heavy before.-Syracuse Posl-Stand ard.
 Knitting For the soldiers and sail ors and sewing for the war sufferers ought to be promoted rather than in- terfered with by vacations.-Chris- tian Science Monitor.
 No, 1t isn't a, slow-fire machine gun In the back yard. It is Charles beat ing rug. He receives 75c cents an hour which is about five cents a beat for all beats he beats.-Hudson N Y, Register
 Speaking of international courtesy recommend us to the Chinese Genera, who stopped d battle to let an Irish missionary pass safely. Schenectady Gnion-Star
 The American army. wherever 1t may be- is well fed The embalmed beef of our little war with Spain Is only a remorseful memory.-Spring- field Republican.
 Centuries of misunderstanding were trodden underfoot and wiped out for ever as our American boys marched through the streets of an amazed and adniring London.--Baltimor Ameri- can.
 The fellow who tells all he knows has one good point--he will never do anything wrong if he tells about it be- fore and after.--Farm Life.
 T-yz they face General F'och. If they strike In France they face General Foch. If they strike in Italy, as they threaten to do, they face General Foch.-Con- cord Monitor.
 Venice knows how the Huns gum ners love a shining St. Mark 's.--Bos- ton Herald.
 Tho Germans have used five differ ent kinds of gas against our troops. And now they're trying another Kind flake peace propag aganda.-Concord Monitor.
 If the Kaiser could see the eclipse on June he would get some idea oA the kind of place in tho sun that has been picked out for him.-Minneapo lis Tribune.
 Feminists, whose cry was told you so," when a race at Lexington was won by Beautiful Girl, are hereby in- formed that Mary's Beau finished first the following day.-Louisville Courier Journal.
 Turn your greenbaCks into bullets
 
 Baltimore American.
 General Foch impresses us as a man who is always careful to arrange not to have any bad luck in the long run.-Ohio State Journal
 Milwaukee is now without a thea ter in the German language. If the beer should go from that city now, its landmarks would be all emoved.- Le Sueur, Minn., News.
 Utah wants an arms factory just because John M. Browning lives there Don't laugh; worse reasons for industrial locations by the Gov ernment have been advanced by other munlties<--Fittsburgh Gazette and Times.
 We are opposed to the proposed new fifteen cent pieces. The tenpta- ton would be too strong to boost the few remaining articles that can be bought for a dime up to a dime and 8 half.-Portland Press.
 Guatemala hasn't formally de- clared war against the Central Pow CTS. but it has announced that it oc- cupies the same position regarding \ them as that occupied by the United States It Is believed Germany will find this sufficiently exp1icit.--Kansas City Star.
 What Grand Army of the Rcpub- lie we shall have in another ten years! By that time the victory crowned soldiers will again be among us.--Los Angeles Times.
 HELP THE RED CROSS. If you are parent, If you are a friend Of me who's "Over There" For him your money spend. If when he is wounded And In need of care, The Red Cross has no money You'd wish you'd done your share. Every mothers boy
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