The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1918-12-05
TALES OF TOWN

isn't her brother who did it.
But the kaiser was in dutch Icing
before he ever crossed the Holland
border.
The song that has them all beaten
now it, "When Johnny comes March
ing Home"
All Germany can do the next hun
bred years is to catch drift wood for
the allies on shares.
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Beginning this week and continuing
indefinitely, the song will be Hoover
There" instead of "Over There.
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A man can pack his travelling bag |
and be ready for a journey in half an
hour but woman has to lace her
shoes.
Did you ever hear the story of the
two holes? Welt Well And did you
ever hear the story Of the two men?
Hel He,
The kaiser has sixty castles, and no
home. He has no more than hundred
uniforms, and no disguise. He has
fifty titles, and no good name. He
has six sons. and no comfort in his age
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Now that the influenza scare is sub
siding. we await the day when we can
look up at the sun and take good old
near searching. soul stirring sneeze
without being looked upon with suspi-
ion.
Darling" said the young man. with
much emotion, something has been !,
trembling on my lips for the last two 6
lights" $50 | see," responded the
'oung lady" coldly. "Why don't you ;,
have it off," =
"You can make your skin what you II
'ould like to have it, promises a tot
Il soap advertisement. Fine. Please G
ell us how to make ours as thick as III
hinoceros hide That's the kind of
kin needed in this business VI
In the first days of peace cotton m
ropped $40 bale Maybe the South W
m senators will wish now they hadn't &C
offered so loudly when a, generous
overnment sought to fix cotton
rices a few weeks ago. fr
After the rector had finished the w
position of the Sunday school lesson or
the primary class, he asked if any
~ or girl would like to ask any oil
lestions. Little Bill at once wanted st
know, Have you got on pants un tn
II that nightgown?"
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An Emmett man. feeling pains he hi
ought were influenza symptoms, took sv
nat he fought was a pill from the an
tcnen table. Really, however, it was
button his wife had lost from her
,ite spats Nevertheless, the flu ta
mptons had all flown next morning. tn
2 4 4 sw
a soldier. who recently went to the sis
my, writes: Having tried to sew a
tton on that portion of our trousers WI
at is situated above the pistol pocket pi,
appreciate our wife more. This tr,
my life is going to make better mr.
sband of us. 1t is opening our eyes COZ
a wife's true worth hi,
Pyreng Yang, China, has some q,
hque 'iaii' 'esu'a''os tn,
u drive the car do not leave the 49,
iver's seat and take care lest some ,
expected trouble happen. "Do not
i've the motor car when you get 81;
INK and do not smoke on the driv- 10
S seat. Drive slowly when you
,et the horse and cattle. Do not
Ike them afraid and carefully make br,
md, if they afraid the sound. you DIR,
lst escape little at side of road till on,
~ pass away" 90
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Not long since a young man of A
endid muscular development was .
m in our city with two heads on his od
,ulders. Both were fully developed .
ads with handsome features, one Tin
"A Ioqlo sql pus l!sq opuoIq qlgm .
ok. The young man is not a mu No,
I'm freak, as might be supposed. The M
Ter head was the property of his voi
eetheart, and would not have APP q
ared in such deformed position 49,,
it not been for the young lady's rio,
elect to drop the curtain. =
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4 woman, one of thirty thousand Fir
tons working for the Y. NJ. c. A, "
S assigned to scrubbing the floor of
Eagle Hut in London. She had
lie little manual work in her life, mo
!, accepted the job without protest, Vel