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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13

But il is seldom good enough 10 notice
that she has too much paint on her own
face.
The yorld is too apt to estimate a
mans character by his nose and by bis
clothes.
A man knows that calling another
maD liar is " mighty poor argument
But he gets a heap OF satisfaction out
of It just the same
There was a time when you went 10
danclsg school to learn the steps
Bu' nowadays you 20 there to learn the
holf.
One Of the most wonderful things in
the world IS the loyal and unchanging
iidelitywith which a hen will nurse an
old door @ob.
About the time boy gets so big that
he doesn't have to explain to his mother
why he was out late he gets married
and has to explain to his wife.
We never take. much stock in the
Christianity Of the men who got re-
ligion from a travelling evangelist when
the local preacher couldn't make him
believe.
To a busy man il sure seems as II
boys, bankers and school teachers get
all the holidays.
A man wouldn't object TO the ring
ceremony when he is being married II
it wasn't for the three-ring accompani.
meut
There are all kinds Of prohibitionists
including the man who has the beer
wagon drive up to his home aftef dark
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13
FRENCH nEAvIES
PUT Big BERTHA"
OUT OF ACTION

PARIS, Aug. lj.-A most welcome
piece Of news which reached Paris
today is the certainty that the giant
cannon which has been firing on
Paris through the week is now under
the constant fire. of French heavy
guns
The emplacement Of big Bertha"
vas discovered by our aviators dur.
ing the early days Of last week, north
Of Noyon, between Cuiscard and
Ham. No shell from the big gun
has fallen on Paris Thursday, which
seems to imply that the French fire
has been effective.
There is strong hope here, in view
Of the rayidity OF the allied advance,
that the French gunners will be
able to make things so hot for big
Bcrtha's" crew that they will be un-
able 10 get the big gun away be-
fore she falls into our hands.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13
Movie Bills Today

Strand ,heater 10 a. m. 10 II o
m-Charlc, Richmond and Anna
Nilsson in "Oycr There"
Majestic thcaler 10 a. m 10 II o
n.--"The Way Out"
Dreamland theatcr, 10 a m. to II
? m.-Virginjd Pearson IN Her
Price"
Empress theatcr noon to II p. m
Lillian GIsh in "Ihe Great Love"
Lyric theater, ] p. m to II p. m
How the French celebrated the
American Fourth OF July, vaude-
vile.
Liberty theater,~ p m. to II p. m.
Pictures; vaudeville
Colcord airdnne, 8 p. m 10 II p.
m.--"The Call Of the East"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13
MUNDEN ASKS RECOUNT
OF PRIMARY BALLOTS

With only twenty votes between the
winner and loser and three precincts
in the county that made no returns TO
the county election board, A. n. Mum
den said yesterday that he would ask
the district court of Oklahoma county
10 order recount OF the votes IN all
precincts affecting the nomination for
district Judge. The returns as certi-
fled ~ by the county election board
gave NJ. s. Singleton 'thc nomination
over Mundcn by twenty votes.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13
BRITISH CONSUL GIVEN
LIBERTY AT MOSCOW

LONDON. Aug l5-Coniirmation
has been rceiyed from Stockholm by
the foreign office Of the release of
Robert II. p Lockhart, acting consul
general in Moscow and the allied con-
suls there who had been arrested by
the .bolsheYiki.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13

Luke McLuke Says.
A woman regards a man with con-
tempt, but you seldom hear of a man
suing for breach of promise.
| haze no objection to a woman kiss
ing a pet dog, but the dog has my
sympathy
A fool man may try TO squeeze a i6
collar on a l6H neck, but he wouldn't
try to make a y corset fit a ~ inch
bust
Some OF the females who wear white
shoes look as If they left the shoes
at home and are wearing The boxes.
A man seldom thinks seriously OF
marriage until some girl has landed
him and II is too late
There Is a man in every neighbor-
hood who wakes the neighbor women
indignate and wonder II his wife IL
eveL going to get her eyes open
Some girls are so prudish that they
act as il it would be terribly improper
to die and go TO Heaven without a
chaperon.
A woman's vision Is good enough to
notice when her husband needs a shave.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13

2l8 Culbeftson building will be moved
Saturday afternoon 10 West Grand
avenue, directly opposite the Kingkade
hotel. The whole ground floor will be
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13
A Crying Need.

He-I wish Edison would invent one
more thing before he quits>
She-Whafs that2
He-A silencer for player pianos.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13
LdaheMLf1le
His Column
Spells
IODN2NCH /Q@

opells.
MY typewriter Is In Hulky mood,
And all my skin rrpelH;
The old machine IN sometimes rood
But II has lts bad spells
The Idea.
Whats the matter with you and
Mrs Gabbl" asked Mr. Nagg
Il dctest that woman" replied Mrs.
Nagg.
"But, why I'd like to know" further
queried Mr n
why, she thinks that she is as good
as | am" Snorted Mrs. N.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13
Keep at II.

A great success brings fame. my son,
But fame In tickle:
And last years great success Ia now
Not worth nickel
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13
A Clock Is Slow Sometimes Y Know

she wears clocks on her stockings
II saw them when she passed.
But this IL not sign. my boy,
That she Is a bit fast
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13

occupied and the large room psrtitioae@
off into various departments. both Sec
tions OF the employment service, fos
enrolling men and vouien in service will
be moved 1ts@,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13
Betchsl :

There are some fool girls In this land,
But you can always bet your socks
A fellow has 10 have aome sand
To win girl who has some rocks
Luke McLuke.
Well, We conjecture then my landl
One could implicitly assert.
II this he true. this kind of sand
Could certainly be called pav dirt
Newark fOlh0) Advocate.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13
PoIicel

When you are in lronton, Ohio, 40,
can always get a shot in the arm a
Needles Cafe.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13
Wise W omen.

The Budding Dcbuiante-And is a
wife always proud OF her husbani2
The Chaperone.-Ycs-er, that is dur
ing the honeymoon.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13
Smoke up

II YOU want a smoke you will find
A. Segar in Badin. N. C.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13
Poor on Paw.

Wilie-Paw2
Paw-YeS, my son. What is it'
Willie-Could you say that a man j,
bcdridden when he has a nightmare
Paw-fou had better not open your
mouth again tonight, young man.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13
Officer. Call a Cor

ClAlNtlt Ndll NVp.
lie married her for convenience
He was careless gent,
And now hn finds out that n wife
Is inconyenlrnt.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13
Thinanltn Worry Ahnul

The law prohibits a Russian from
marrying more than five times.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13
You Know Them

Aou hHbW HNUs
Some useless dubs live In this land.
This | am here IN tell:
Tho doggone tools do nothing. and '~
Don't even do thai well
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-13

Our Daily SpeciaI

NAmoh - Nhmes'
.SCarrie Purse liveS in Columbia, s.
Malvern daily record., 1918-03-07
5 U. OF A. MEN JOIN
 NAVAL RESERVE FORCE


 Fayetteville, Ark, March 6.-In or der that trained engineers may be ready to take their places in the Unit ed States navy, the government has established the Naval Reserve Force. Five engineering students at the University of Arkansas have enlisted in this branch of the service. They are G. B. Cowley, Bonneville; G. R. Edwards, Bonneville; E. H. Burrough, Hot Springs; o. D. Parsley, Fayette- vile; and w. J. Hotopp, Bald Knob,
 The men who enroll agree to serve a three-month period on board ship or in a navy yard. They will receive pay at the rate of one dollar per month for the full four years, and $36 per month during the period of actual service.
 In return the government agrees not to call these men for service, even after they become of draft age, until they have finished their college course.
Malvern daily record., 1918-03-07
MANY PAY STATE
 AUTO LICENSE

Little Rock, March 7.--In the first
 two months of 1918 taxes have been paid on 25,100 automobiles in Ark ansas. In 1917 the total number of automobiles listed was 28,862 and this number will be exceeded before March 31, for the applications at the rate of about 100 per day. In 1916 there were only 15,O0O automobiles in Arkansas, and this year the depart ment clerks anticipate at least 4O,- 900. Tags have been bought for that many, and an option was secured on 10000 more at the old price, thus saving the state several thousands dollars for the price on everything made of metal has materially advan- ced since the tags were purchased.
Malvern daily record., 1918-03-07
NO SPECIAL SESSION
 OF LEGISLATURE

.:...a ! .:...i.a Rock March 7.-Gov. c. H Brough has definitelp declined te call a special session of the legisla- ture to correct the errors in the "bone dry" law, and will not do SC unless conditions become intolerable The governor has received hundreds of letters and telegrams and discus sed the question with many people most of whom are ardent prohibit ionists and they agree that the cost of the extra session does not justify the call.
 The next session of the legislature is but nine months off and Gov Brough declares he will ask for an immediate strengthening of the law, as well as ratification of the Feder- al prohibition act. Gov. Brough stat es that he has consulted with the members of the House and finds many who will not serve without their per diem and the Senate is against the special session, with neither branch willing to come and discuss mkrely the prohibition question, which would make it questionable what action would be taken.
Malvern daily record., 1918-03-07
INCREASE IN PROPERTY
 VALUES SMELLS GEN. REV

Little Rock, March 7.-The Gen eral Revenue fund of Arkansas will profit to the extent of almost $200,- 900 this year due to the increase in property values, or to the new assess ment laws getting more of it on the tax books. The total valuation of property in Arkansas, according to the records in the State Tax Commits sion, is $528,o0O,OOO. There is an increase of about $75,000,0O0 for the year of 1917. In addition to this, the new departments created by the last Legislature are turning in considera- ble to the State Treasury, they being many times self-sustaining.
Malvern daily record., 1918-03-07
NOTICE OF BETRAYED STEER

NOTICE OF BETRAYED STEER
 1 and 1-2 two year old red steer has been taken up by c. A. Bryan, and is desired. Was taken up in December. Right ears marked with caop and underbit. and left with un- der bit Lower leg larger than others. Will weigh about 40 pounds.
Malvern daily record., 1918-03-07
SUFFRAGE COMMITTEE
 HOLDS MEETING

The equal Suffrage Association held a meeting yesterday at the home of Mrs. F. H. Mccormack and made plans for future work. The Baptist church was commended for allowing the use of it's building as voting precinct, thus showing how we have gotten away from the old time days when in or near a saloon was considered the proper place for vot- ing.
 The following resolution was pass ed: We the Equal Suffrage central committee, request our Constitution al delegate, MT. Joe Belote, to cast his vote and use his influence in be- half of Equal Suffrage
Malvern daily record., 1918-03-07
SCHOOL TEACHERS
 URGED TO ASSIST
Office of the Adjutant General, State of Arkansas.

O1AtNC VI tAiS a1AJ0t0AAS OSs.sis@a3 State of Arkansas.
 The school teachers of the District of Columbia, answering the President call, have completed the accupational cards for the thirty thousand regis trants. These men and women have worked night and day, unheralded, and unpaid. Many of them were strangers in the District, but were impelled by the call of the school teacher to the colors. Far behind the battle line they have unconciously forge the weapons of victory. If they will watch the results of their labor as it is tranformed into the army of American effectiveness which our government will use in crushing German efficiency, they will feel repaid for their sacrifice. Is it possible to speed up the work in your state? A great organiza- tion is being built in this office to complete the industrial machine; but it must fail if the school teachers neglect this chance to aid our coun- try. Will you once again urge your county and city superintendents to pursue this work.
 Cowder.
 Little Rock, Ark. March 2, 1918.
 Vitally important that occupation al cards be completed our State an, forwarded to Prov ost Marshal c eral. General Crowder says school teachers everywhere working day and night and if they will watch the results of their labor as it is transformed into the Army of Amer ican effectiveness which our govern ment will use in crushing German eff ficiency they will feel repaid for their sacrifice. Appeal to you again to al- low your teachers to assist Local Board in this most important work. Please acknowledge
 Chas. H. Brough,
 Official:
 Henry F. Fredeman,
 Major, Infantry R. G.
 Lloyd England,
 The Adjutant General.
 The Hot Spring County Exemption Board urges that all School Teachers of the County, give what assistance they possibly can, to this work. Teachers in Malvern, have already given some assistance, but the vol umn of work, will require much more. Teachers of the county are asked to assist also. Those who are employ ed, may work on Saturday and those who are not teaching, may work on any day in the week. The local Board requests all to give what assis- tance they possible can, as the work is of great importance, and must be done.
Malvern daily record., 1918-03-07
TWO CANDIDATES
 WANT CAMPAIGN

E. E. (Billie) Nunn and W. E. McCowan, two candidates for County officers, to meet at the Courthouse on Saturday, March 23rd., for the pur- pose of considering resembling the ac- tion taken by majority of the can didates some time ago, who decided to make no campaign. These two candidates believe campaign should be made, and it is stated that others are of the same opinion. It is hoped that all candidates will attend this meeting, and express their views on the question.
Malvern daily record., 1918-03-07
L. E, CARMACHEAL
 WINS MAYORS RACE

News has been received in the city of the election of L. E. Carmacheal. as Mayor of Atkins, in the primary election held there several days ago. MT. Carmacheal is a Malvern boy, having been born and reared in this city. He is son of Mrs. Mary Car machael, and visits here often. His many Malvern friends will be pleased to learn of the honor which has been bestowed upon him, by the citizens of that enterprising little city.
Malvern daily record., 1918-03-07
Mir. Miller Merit
Introduces Rubber Goods That Should Be in Every Home
SEE HIM IN WINDOW

NOTHING in the home adds nore to good health and comfort han Rubber Goods. In warm IT cold weather they are absol- ,tely indispensable. Nothing, therefore, should be selected with more careful thought of yuality and merit.
Malvern daily record., 1918-03-07
THE APPEARANCE OF CHRIST
 AFTER HIS RESURRECTION
Editor of the Daily Record:


 Will you please publish the list of the appearances of Christ after His Resurrection for the benefit of a number of your readers?
 First: to the women returning from the sepulchre, Matthew 28:9.
 Second: To Mary Magdalene at the sepulchre, Mark 16:9 6 John 20:14 Third: To Peter First Corinthians 1855.
 Fourth To the two Disciples on the way to Emmaus; Luke 24:13-35. Fifth: To the Ten Apostles Thomas absent; Mark 16:14-1s. Luke 24:36- 49. John 20:19-25 6 1st Cor. 15:5 Sixth: To the Eleven Apostles, Thomas present, John 2O:26-29.
 Seventh: To the Seven on the shore of the Lake, John 21:1-24. Eight: To the Eleven Apostles & five hundred other Brethren on a mountain in Galilee; Matthew 28:i6- 20 & 1st. Cor 1855 & 6. Ninth: To James, probably at Jer- usalem; First Corinthians 15:7. Tenth: To the Eleven at Jerusalem; Acts 1:3-8 & 1st Cor. 15:7.
 Eleventh: To Paul, "as of one born out of due time" First Corinthians 15:S.
 It will thus be seen that Christ ap- peared TEN times to His Apostles before His Ascension, and then to the Apostle Paul AFTER His Ascension. In order to qualify paul tt 1s IL ness of tie Yesir.s 9asoa 3f Ts.r;e, like the othes Apcs..e.s 1t was essen tially necessary that the Lord should appear to him BODILY and give to him a direct call, such as had been given to them. Thanking you for publishing the above, I beg to remain,
 Your Very Turly,
 c. P. Bridewell.
Malvern daily record., 1918-03-07
GOVERNOR TO SPEAK
 AT MAMMOTH SPRINGS

Little Rock, March 7-Gov. c. H. Brough will speak next Sunday at Mammoth Springs. A church there has had twenty members enter the service of the United States and Gov. Trough will delivrer the address at the unfurling of this flag.
Malvern daily record., 1918-03-07
RED CROSS PILE OINTMENT

Relieves all forms of blind, bleeding or protruding piles. Easily applied to effected parts, furnishes prompt relief. In convenient collapsible tubes with perforated attachment in each pack age. This and more than one hundred other Red Cross Remedies sold and guaranteed only by
 Sold by Lee Miller & Son.
Malvern daily record., 1918-03-07
Miller Standard
 Rubber Goods

Ire of the highest grade, unsur- passed in quality and reliability. They cost no more than those of inferior quality--very often they .ost less. But they last longer wear better--and give larger dividends and satisfaction the onger you use them. Miller Hot Water
 Bottles. .$1.00 to $500 Miller Fountain
 Syringes. ....... LOO to $50 Miller Standard
 Sponges ...... 10 to 5Oc filler Ice Caps. 100 to 200 filler Sanitary Aprons ... 50c filler Sanitate Diapers =. 5Oc filler on-Collapsible Nipples ....... .05 and 10c
Malvern daily record., 1918-03-07
THE VAIL OF THE CARELESS
 SOIL

Backward, turn backward, o time, in your flight. Let me prevent that
 Which happened last night. Just let me go
 Back to Earth again, do I'll sleep not again
 With a crack in my flue.
Malvern daily record., 1918-03-07

Do stop at the Malvern Hdw. Co.,, and gee their new line of Spring glassware which has just arrived.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-14
PRESIDENT ASKS BAKER TO
LOOK INTO The CENSORSHIP

washington. D. c, March I4.-At
the request of president Wilson, sec
rotary Baker. while in France. will
take up with Gen Pershing PERSONAL
~ the subject OF the manner in which
American casualty lists shall be is
sued The president, after studying
a protest by George Creel, chairman
Of the committee on public informa-
ton against putting out casualties
without giving the addresses OF dead
and wounded men. asked the war de-
partment today TO have secretary
Baker go into the subject with the
American commander. There has
been no intimation as to the presi-
dents attitude. However, even il
there is no modification Of the or
der, IT is believed that clearer reasons
for Withholding addresses may be
made public.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-14
MAJ. HERREN COMMANDS Bath
INFANTRY: RISES FROM RANKS

Mai s. b Herreu, saith infantry, is
/ in command OF the regiment during
the absence at San Antoine. Texas,
OF Col. r c Williams Mai. Herren
rose from the ranks He was once
commandant at the New Mexico Mill
tary institute at Roswell. and was
sent 10 the first officers training
school at Leon Springs. Texas. as an
instructor.
Lieut.. Bine Plunkett. company a.
s4th infantry. has gone 10 his old
home at COlfax, Ind. accompanied by
Mrs. Plunkett, on a Is day leave He
has been ordered 10 the school OF
aeronautics at the Georgia Tech"
Lieut. Earle T. Loucks commands
company A.
Because of impaired eyesight, Pvt
Garfield Howard. medical department.
64th infantry. has been discharged.
His home is in Pathford. Ky.
New lieutenants assigned to the
64th infantry during the past few
days are: Henry r Horak. Leslie F.
Tanner, John e Curran, J. J. Faye.
n. S. Perkins. A. n. West. T. c. Sem.
Men of the same rank joining the
5ith infantry are Sherman L.
Hougen, Walter B. Fariss. Farlow
Burt, Richard L. Wilson.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-14
DYNAMITE
At HOG ISLAND
Enough Explosive Is Dis
covered to Blow Up Half
the Big Ship Plant.

Washington. D. c. March a.
Enough dynamite to blow up half the
great shipyard at Hog Island has been
found there during February. Dudley
r Kennedy, manager Of the industrial
relations department, told the senate
investigating committee today and Sc
eret service men have been unable to
fiLd who placed il there.
The testimony was brought out by
senator Nelson OF Minnesota. who
asked Kennedy whether the American
International corporation had had any
difficulty with spies.
L hesitate somewhat to make the
statement at a public hearing" said
Kennedy. but the fact is we found
245 pounds of dynamite on the
grounds last month. That amount,
inteiiigently placed, would have been
enough to blow up one half the yard.
Twenty pounds were found in one
place, the remainder being hidden in
different parts of the yard
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-14
Candidates For West
Point Meet At Fort
Bliss Exams. Mondau

A board OF officers composed of
Capt Harold Thompson. Fifth cav
airy: Capt Victor w B. Wales, Fifth
cavalry; Capt. Thomas Renfrow. med
zeal reserve corps: First Lieut. Hugh
NJ. Shannon, medical reserve corps.
and Second Lieut. Charles Wharton,
medical reserve corps. has been ap-
pointed by the 2djutant at Fort Bliss
TO examine the enlisted men of the
army who viii go up as candidates for
admission to the military academy at
West Point.
The board viii hold its first meeting
Monday morning, al which the appli-
cants for examination viii apply to
the board for instructions The ex-
animation will begin Tuesday morn
ing 1t was stated at Fort Bliss
Thursday morning that the exact
numehr of zen who viii take the
examination from this post was not
known, though it is believed there will
be 30 or more
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-14
SWEATERS FOR
THE SIGNAL MEN
Local Red Cross Also Sup
plies Helmets and Socks
to the Command.

The Red Cross chapter OF Fl Paso
has fully equipped the Seventh Field
signal battalion. stationed at Camp
owen Bierne, Fort Bliss. with COM
plete outfit Of wooden garments. con-
sisting Of sweaters. helmets and
socks. These garments are issued t.
the enlisted men only. and form part
OF their equipment. The various gar
1neuts bear cards from individuals
from Missouri. Indiana, Illinois. Iowa,
Texas and Wisconsin One woman
SO years OF age, and little girl ID
years Of age, enclose their cards and
wish the soldiers into whose hands
The garments may come the best Of
luck in his duties Over There"
Acknowledging the contributions.
Ma +. = Lehman acknowledges re-
ceipt of the equipment as follows:
Receipt is acknowledged for the
following knitted goods. wooden;
SIS sweaters Including 40 re-
ceived in February
-15S helmets.
The above viii be issued TO the
enlisted men Of the Seventh Field
: gnal battalion On behalf of the
officers and enlisted men OF the bat
talon. / desire 10 express sincere
above garments. 1t is requested this
letter be posted for the information
Of the members Of your chapter. 1
regret that i have not the time to
write and thank each individual for
her efforts in devoting so many hours
these sweaters, etc
- copy of this letter viii this
day be sent 70 your offices in wash
ington and St Louis"