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The Washington herald., 1918-01-20
GEORGETOWN TO.
BATTLE NAVY.
Middies and Hilltoppers Are
Ready for Battle on
Wednesday.

Although the Navy basketball
team lost to the University Of Penn
sylvania, and New York City Col
lege teams during the holidays.
they are fast regaining their early
! season form. The middies have won
from Lehigh University. Catholic
University and George Washington
University, and are now playing
the kind of ball for which the
academy teams are noted.
Georgetown University In Its
most creditable victory over Le-
high last week. demonstrated that
1t Is Just as fast, aggressive end
proficient in scoring points as The
star quint of q year ago. Coach
John O'Reilly has developed two
guards in Louschok and Finnegan.
that appear to be the equal Of any
pair in the South Atlantic section.
Louschok 10 especially capable in
scoring and working the bail down
the floor to his goal and then gett-
ing back to defense.
The Hilltoppers will take run
down to the Naval Academy on
Wednesday afternoon to indulge IN
their annual contest against the
Middies. It should be q great con-
test, especially SO II Coach OReilly
Is able to start with the lineup
he had in against Lehigh.
Coach Murphy does not appear
to have settled on the right COM
bination for his George Washing
ton University quint. He has some
sterling material and when his
charges get hooked up properly
they will show a big Improvement
over what they disclosed against
the navy.
Manager Charley A lien has again
been prevailed upon to- play with
the bun and blue. Several years
ago Charley was a star on Pro-
fessor Becketts' champion Y. NJ. c.
A. Quint. He IL still doing great
work in helping his teammates to
score. He Is away OF in his scor-
ing ability, but once he gets his
eye on that basket George Wash
ington's offensive will be material
ly strengthened. E-
George Washington win play George
town at the Y. NJ. c. A. next Saturday
night A fair comparison can then be
had between the Blue and Gray and
the teams that make up the Intercol-
legiate League.
Gallaudet will be the last of the
local fives to play the Naval Academy
team, with whom they are scheduled
at Annapolis next Saturday afternoon.
Gallaudet made a most favorable i'm
preston in their last two league
games. and while II Is not expected
that they will win from Navy. yet they
| do expect to give them a close con-
test.
The Washington herald., 1918-01-20
EBBETS DECLINED TO
ENTER PULPIT DEBATE

Brooklyn. N. Y, Jan. 1s.-President
Ebbets. of the Brooklyn Club, who
has been an active worker for a
law permitting Sunday ball games,
expects to spend considerable Of his
time during the new month or two
assisting in the campaign for pass
age OF the bill in the New York
legislature, but he will not spend any
Of 1t on the rostrum or in the pulpit
Rev. Dudley Osterheld, a New York
minister, who opposes Sunday games.
but still is willing to give their ad-
vocates hearing. invited Mr., Ebbets
to attend his church and debate the
question. but Mr.. Ebbets has declined
saying that he welcomes expressions
Of opinions from others, either for or
against, but protesting that he In no
debater on the subject.
The Washington herald., 1918-01-20
DIED.

wILsoN--dn Saturday. January ID.
1915, at $40 "a m, at Providence
Hospital. SARAH z. WILSON
(nee Garvey), beloved wife OF
Joseph d. Wilson.
Funeral from home OF her parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles e. Garvey,
5s1 Jefferson street, Brightwood
Park. ID. c., on Tuesday, January
%, at s:B q. m; thence 70 the
Church of the Nativity, Bright
wood, d. c.. where requiem mass
will be celebrated at . a, m Rela-
tives and friends invited TO attend.
Internent at Mount Olivet Gene
= terry.
gYOUNG--Departed this life, on We'd
neS5ay, January 16. 1918, JOHN III.
= YOUNG. husband Of Agnes Young.
He leaves two. sons. daughter and
host OF relatives and friends to
mourn his loss.
Funeral from I.ane Chapel c. M. f.
Church, Fourteenth and c streets
northeast this afternoon at i
O'CLOCK. .s.-- e.a--.
The Washington herald., 1918-01-20
MACKMEN LOSE BIG
CROWD In TITMAN

Philadelphia. Jan. 1s.-Fans who
saw the worlds series games at the
Polo Grounds, or those who saw
movies showing scenes Of the games,
Will remember a great, big fan who
walked out on the diamond and shook
hands with Clarence Rowland. He
was Emory Titman. Philadelphia 8
4Oo-pound baseball enthusiast and
sportsman.
Well. the Athletics never consider
ed game success unless Emory
Titman was at Shibe Parke, but the
AS have lost Emory, who Is a big
crowd all by himself. John D. Shibe
recently started suit against Titman
over the sale of a yacht.
The Washington herald., 1918-01-20
BIRTHS REPORTED.

WHITE
John A. and Marie K. Williams. boy.
Edward and Hilda,C Weight, giri.
Josl Y. and Mabel r. Thosnpsou. dri.
William J. and Marie A. Stanton, girl.
Darie and Tcopina Pizza, girl.
n Bland and Ellen PHELPS. srL
Antonio and Rosaria Mosca, girl.
Robert T. and Blanche L. Mundy, gih.
Cyrus. tr.. and Eleanor N. Kdser, girl.
Yonice and Henrietta Inazawa, eari.
Frank and CouHgliA Frazzano, girl
Giovanni and Annina Errieo. eri,
Bird n. and Della d. Dolby. girl
Oarmeio and Oristina Cosato, giri. issssfs'fs
George J. and Elizabeth c. Baur, eiri.
Frank X. and Marie X. Auth, boy. (.
C0bORED. -.
Grsnt and MARI Richardson. boz.
Owe1s nd SADIE .Lowery, boy. -.
Matthew and Annie Hager. boy.
John and Estetis CerIhas, girl.
The Washington herald., 1918-01-20
Phil6es' Secretary Quits.

Philadelphia. Pa, Jan. I9.-Guy Com
stans. for the past i've years secretary
OF the Philadelphia National League
baseball club. has resigned on account
OF III health and viii spend the balance
OF the winter in Florida. Constans
went to the PhilIies In 1913. when that
club was purchased by William Locke,
formerly secretary OF the Pittsburgh
Pirates. He is brother Of Leslie
Conetans, secretary OF the Pittsburgh
Pirates.
The Washington herald., 1918-01-20
MALE OR FEMALE.

LADY REPREsENTATTVE WANTED-We
need an ambitious woman who has a little
spare time during which Me would like to
earn from $50 TO $ . week We wish 20
hear from some woman that needs money TO
help meet increasing household expenses, 10
help Iay OF q mortgage to provide extra
mDney for things her present income is not
large enough 70 supply. This representative
will introduce the famous Rosernonde line OF
Scars. Extracts. Beauty Preparations Perfumes,
etc. No money. special experience nor trimming
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TO build q permanent business. In answering
give name and address and we viii communi-
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Denies Enlistment.

Baltimore. Nd, Jan. l9.-Report
from Haserstown, Nd, that Pitcher
BIZ Sherdell, of the st. Louis Car
dinals. had enlisted In the army is
denied by no less person than Sher-
dell himself. That should settle II
and 1t takes a great load on the
mind of President Hickey.
The Washington herald., 1918-01-20
To Coach California.

Chicago, Jan. 1s.-Pitcher Joe Oesch-
ger. alumnus of st. Mary's College,
has been named to assist in coach
ing the California schools baseball
squad In the spring. Oeschger was
st. Mary's star pitcher when the
Phillies landed him.
The Washington herald., 1918-01-20
Smith Disappointed.

New York. Jan. 19.-Transfor Of
Larry Doyle to the Giants to play sec
ond base Is a great disappointment to
admirers Of Jimmy Smith, the Pitts
Dursh lad. as they had 1t all figured
out that McGraw would make him the
regular second baseman.
The Washington herald., 1918-01-20
WANTED-AGENTS.

WALKER KELES CoMBfNATIoN LOCK.
Ford cars. Ready February IS. Agents profits
large. Sample. 80. Money back IL not worlds
best lock. WALKER KELES LOCK Co,
Chicago.
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The Washington herald., 1918-01-20
WANTED-RooM AND BOARD.

ROOM AND BOARD IN PRIVATE FAMILY
Large. third story front room, twin beds.
electric light. hot water heat; location. Mount
Pleasant; suitable fog geutlsmen q redns-
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Christian family. Tel Dol l56
The Washington herald., 1918-01-20
THE HEss:sRa1aHERALD

Published every day in the year
by The Washington Herald Com
pany at 425-429 Eleventh street,
Washington. d. c.,
Telephone Exchange Call Main
$500. Cor classified advertisements
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WANTED-SALESMEN.

BIG CONCERN. ESTABLISHED II YEARS.
wants at once. two live speciality salenen
for lsls; age % 10 50; new UNEQCALED meT-
chandiSing plan; staple. moderate prioed goois.
Unusual commission cUntract: SIS weekly for
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Cleveland Ohio. Department ~
The Washington herald., 1918-01-20
WANTED-ROOMS.

MARRIED. COUPLE. NO CHILDREN. DE
sire three Unfurnihed rooms and bath for
!. h. L.; sink and stove In kitchen prefeEred
Give particulan and proe. BOX 20. Herald
Office
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REAL ESTATE.

ATTRACTIVE PETERSBURG. VIRGINIA.. 2
acre suburban home. less than mile Union
Station and city markets: good elevation.
views unsurpassed fruit abundant, tmprOyed
hOuse. necessary outbuildingS Owner other
6usinesS OWNER. Box 10 PetersburT. Va.
The Washington herald., 1918-01-20
HELP WANTED-MALE.

YOUNG MAN FOR MESSENGER SERVICE
Apply II 18th St. y. W.
MACHINISTS.
The Pennsylvania Railroad Company will give
employment at their Wilmington, Del. and Bal
tlmore shops, TO men who have had machinists
training and worked at the trade as Solirneymen.
Apply No. 409 New Jersey Avenue Southeast,
Washington. or S. z. Cor. Calvert and Centre
StS. Baltimore.
WANTED HELP-DO WORK on FARM
near city. two men, preferably with help in
family; good salary: hoUse and privileges: tine
opportunity for good men. ArTly GARDINER
& DENT. Inc. III 18th St, n W.. Tel. Main
4ssI
WANTED BOYS WHO At
tend public or high school to
work evenings; can earn SIS
weekly; healthy work and splen-
did surroundings. Apply Mr..
SEE, Western Union Tel. Co.,
1901 F st. NV.
ANYBODY CAN MAKE $ A DAY AT
home, spare time, growing mushrooms in Gel
lars, sheds. barns. boxes. Success guaranteed
Free illustrated booklet. HIRAM BARTON,
SS West 18th street. New York.
WANTED-TWO COLORED MEN, TWO
colored ee7ator boys; good wages Apply
sUPT.. Hibbs Bldg. ian.la6t
The Washington herald., 1918-01-20

Standing Of the High School League:
Won Lost Pet
The Washington herald., 1918-01-20
CABIN IOHN PARK.
Careful Investments

ATTRACTIVE SUBURBAN HOMES.
J. 8. TOMLINSOS. "a 80. BLDG. NJ. f44s
The Washington herald., 1918-01-20
MONEY TO LOAN.
INSTRUCTION.

LEARN To DANCE FOX TRoT AND ONE
step. Printed instructions. diAgrzmA Each
dance, &c WINGER. sol Amitaes Ave,
Chicago, Ill.
SHoRTHAND LEARNED IN Lessons
Complete couse. S. Guaranteed. BAIRD's
SCHOOL OF SHORTHAND. slISS Eosth
High. Columbus. Ohio
The Washington herald., 1918-01-20

OF money in First Deeds of Trust (Flrt Mort
gasesl on Washington. d. C., Real Estate slwGys
give the full interest promised and the return Of
all the principle due. REGARDLESS Of the varyins
incomes and yalues Of other securities, and they
are not subject 10 taIHtion- We have been s1o
cesSfulH eneAged In mailing these investne1o
for our clients for more than 0 quarter q 0
century InTestnoDts SO. $50 TO $1,000, st O.
~, and isT cent DcU ready for deliTery. Ls-rs
inTermFrts fnade
The Washington herald., 1918-01-20

wANTED-BoY TO SERVE NEwsPAPEl
soute. Apply 15l5 Pa. ave. ".
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-13
SOCIAL CALENDAR
Wednesday afternoon--The Ladie.

Wednesday afternoon The Ladies'
Aid society Of the First Evangelical
Lutheran church will meet In the
schoolhousc back of the church Mem
bers are asked to bring their Red Cross
work to the meet. The pythian Sisters
circle will meet with Mrs. Fred Miller
at her home, AS South Fourth street.
west. The Orchard Homes Woman's
club will meet at the home of Mrs. J.
$ y. Clements. The program topic,
'"rhe Madonna in Art" will be led by
Mrs. c. II. Stanelift. The Woman's
Christian Temperance union will meet
al $50 o'clock at the Y. w. G. A. home
OH East Cedar street The Park Addi-
ton club will meet at the Red Cross
rooms, in the Mssoula hotel to do
handwork.
Thursday afternoon-The Missionary
society of tho Baptist church will meet
with Mrs. Chandler at her home, l2T
South Fourth street, east. a social
tea for the benefit of the building fund
of the Presbyterian church will be
keld at the home of Mrs. w. ". Moss
man, 52l Dcfoc street. All friends are
invited to be present. The Lend a
Hand society OF the Methodist church
will meet In the church parlors, to be
entertained by section No. 4.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-13
Famous Film Actresses
Tell About Themselves
BY June Caprice.

I can say quite truthfully that l
came into motion pictures through the
merest accident.
Last spring big picture producer
followed young Boston schoolgirl all
the way home, rang the bell. introduced
himself to her parents and left town for
New York at midnight, after receiving
a promise that the girl would be at his
offices before the end Of the week.
That girl was l, and William Fox
was the man.
He had seen me on the street in
Boston, and decided forthwith that
was to play leading roles in some OF
his films. When he came to the house
and told Of his intention to make me a
movie star. just laughed. 1t all
sounded so dreamy and visionary.
Two days after that eventful meet
ing in Boston l arrived in New York
city. Soon / was on my way to the
studio In Grantwood, N. j., with nine
teen other girls to have camera
test" We We're told to make up. The
camera man explained to us that some
faces reflect all the light and others
absorb It, and that powder-just
enough to take the shine offs to aid
the light in making true impressions
upon the film.
Next day Mr.. Fox had us all in the
projection room to see how we looked
OH the screen. Could that be me,
thought? Did pout so? Or frown so?
Was stamping my foot that way, and
saying that could not do this or that?
/ thardly seemed possible, for
scarcely recalled a thing that had
done before the camera
Mr.. Fox saw to it that was snuggly
housed in a boarding school in 12nd
street, with tutors to continue my edu-
cation. Later, went to Fifth avenue
dressmaker to select some gowns for
evening wear and for my first motion
picture.
It was on Friday that began work
in Caprice of the Mountains"
After my first days acting as Ca
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-13
Um-n1-n1!
Good, Patriotic Recipe
From University.

The tempting display Of good things
to eat made upon war-t time basis and
shown in the window at l25 North
Higgins avenue by members OF the
food class in the department of home
economics at the university. reaches
inviting hands To the homes of Mis-
soula, by means of the appended recipe.
Miss Hilda Faust, instructor OF the
class that prepared the display, has
made copies of the recipes that are
used in actual class practice.
Potato Buns.
Two c. baked potato, one eighth
cake compressed yeast, one table,
spoon sugar half tablespoon olive oil,
half c. water, half egg white. one ia
blespoon salt, one and a half c. flour.
Bake potatoes in hot oven fer about
one hour and put through sieve while
hot. Allow to cool, then add the
yeast and sugar dissolved in the luke
warm water Add oil. salt, and egg
white beaten stiff. Add the flour to
make q very stiff dough. Enead
thoroughly and keep in a warm place
over night. When light knead slight
~ and shape. Let stand until light,
brush with olive oil and bake in hot
oven about Il minutes.
makes a delicious sandwich bread.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-13

price l was tired and worn. 1t Is in
sufferably warm in the glass rooted
studios, and the sun burns right
through you. ! went to bed early that
night, but for two hours l just lay
there, thinking and thinking. hearing
the director say: Turn your head this
way. Keep your eyes on me. Don't
look at the camera. DON'T LOOK AT
THAT CAMERA! You're in line
DON'T BACK OUT. All right. cut"
After Caprice Of the Mountains
was finished. had a two weeks rest
while the film was being cut and the
cast was being assembled for the next
picture. This was Little Miss Happi-
ness" and was cast as yeast ped
der, in rags again. And in "The Rag
ged Princess"-well, the title tells the
story.
/ guess I'm doomed to screen my
way in ragtime.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-13

Herbert H. Wilson of South Second
street, is i'll with pneumonia in the hos
pital at Camp Kelly, San Antonio.
Texas. His sister. Miss Mary Leet
Wilson, left Saturday to be with him
during his illness. The young man
went only five weeks ngo from Mis-
soula to enter the army.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lynde Catlin have re-
turned from California and are located
III their home at 4o2 University avenue.
Mrs. Thomas Stephenson had rallied
well yesterday, after being operated
upon Monday at st. Patricks hospital
Mr.. and Mrs. c. Il. Fort came to the
city yesterday from st. Regis, where
Mr.. Fort is located as merchant and
postmaster.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-13

To Il girl, Il mans charm is always
enhanced by III. fact that he shines
in the reflected glow of II possible
wedding ring.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-13
Bret Bits of
MiSSOuLd Nell,S
City maps at courthouse.-Adv.

lily maps dS SouA
A daughter is born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Harry Pritchett in their home at Arlee.
Judge Carl Rasch came to the city
yesterday from Helena to try case
in court.
A daughter is born at the Parker
hospital to Mr.. and Mrs. Victor Sara
kernall of Spokane.
DR.. Anna James. osteopath. 204 w.
ADV.
A son was born Monday night at 730
DeFoe street to Mr.. and Mrs. Fred
McAndrews of Avery, Idaho.
D. Fisher.-Adv.
Ivan L. Merrick, county attorney of
Mineral county, and A. r. kresse, un-
der sheriff. came to Missoula yester-
day on business from Superior.
DIR. Willard, osteopath. First Ma
tional Bank.-Adv.
Attorney r. A. O'IIara, who is re-
ceiver for the Montana Utah Sugar
company, bankrupt, came to Missoula
| yesterday on professional business.
| DIR. Louise Smith, osteopath, 6lS w
Adv.
| William Strange spent yesterday in
Missoula. Mr.. Strange is manager of
the Bitter Root Stock farm. where 49,
900 ewes are in feeding this season.
| Mrs. A. b. Thompson left yesterday
for her home at Seattle. She il ac-
companied by her mother, Mrs. J. r.
l.atimer, who will remain month at
the coast.
| Marsh, tho undertaken. 21i w. Cedar.
Phone 321.-Adv.
| II. II. Wakefield. who is noey located
in the division offices Of the Northern
| Pacific railway at Livingston, is in
Missoula this week looking after his
| property interests.
DIR. Harrison. practice limited to eye,
| ear, nose and throat and the fitting OF
glasses. Office, Higgins block.-Adv.
A daughter was born at the Parker
| hospital yesterday to Mr.. and Mrs. A.
Balzhiser of Drummond. Mr.. Ball.
hiser is train dispatcher for the
Northern Pacific Railway company.
r. Gwinn. NJ. D.. eye. ear. nose and
threat specialist. Glasses ground at the
office. First National Bank Bldg. -
Adv.
Mr.. and Mrs. Slocum and A. w. De-
Weber motored to the city yesterday
from Florence. They say they found
deep mud on the four mile flat. other
wise the roads were good for this time
of year.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Cooney have
returned from trip of five weeks
through California. They say that by
means Of vacuum cleaners California
has been entirely cleared of the fleas
that used to be so much OF a plague to
tourists.
Henry Shea has taken.a position as
clerk with the Biackfoot Land DeveI-
opment company in the Race formerly
held by d. p. MeDougai. Mr. McDouYal
Is now with the 1lsth company at the
Marine barracks at Pearl Harbor,
Hawaiian islands.
Edward C. sehlung. who was for
merly a car operator for the Missoula
Street Railway company. has gone to
his former home near Buffalo. n. Y.
where he will engage in farming. Mrs.
Schlung will join him at tina. point as
soon as she has disposed of their Mis-
scula property.
Mr.. and Mrs. John NJ. Lucy and
their daughter, Mrs. Shirley Thane,
have returned from visit Of two
months through the chief cities OF the
middle west. In the midst OF their
good time they encountered blizzard
at st. Paul, where their train was
stalled with IS other trains just outside
the city yards.
| Fred =. Wilson, son OF Mr. and Mrs
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-13

possessing usually means to be eff
cient; to be attractive, sufficient.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-13

providing it is pure soap. is required
to break up the dirt and permit the
water to remove it from the pores so
that the glands may perform their
normal duty.
The pores are the openings on the
surface OF the skin of the sweat glands.
These pores must be kept clear and
free from either dirt, soap or any other
matter which will tend to interfere
with the action in the elimination OF
perspiration.
Imperfect action of the sweat glands,
whether it result from too much dirt
or too much soap is "A source of disease
resulting from various matters ac-
cumulating in the system. which would
otherwise be eliminated.
Therefore, at this particular time
economy in soap is not only a saving
in fat, but it will also help, indirectly
in saving human life by cutting down
respiratory diseases.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-13

Marriage is like a spring tonic. |,
may not help you to feel bit happie,
or better-but Just think how much
worse off YOU might have been if you
had never tried it.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-13
Cut This Quit Is Worth Money

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this
slip, enclose with five cents to Foley
g. Co. 1886 Sheffield Ave, Chicago,
ILL.,, writing your name and address
clearly. You will receive in return a
trial package containing Foley's Honey
and Tar Compound, for coughs. colds
and Group. Foley Kidney Pills and
Foley Cathartic Tablets.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-13
Pyorrhea.

Mrs. A. r. asks: How can one
avoid pyorrhea?
BY daily and thorough care Of the
gums and teeth and by having the
teeth regularly inspected by dentist
and all tartar removed so that it will
not invite the attacks of germs.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-13
OF INTEREST TO WOMEN
Reflections
OF Bachelor Girl, by Helen
Rowland

I know "A stupoiosr Ht,,, hlo,a,
She.s alyr,,.s s,nar,,,, .,o,,,,s,a
uar rasa ,,r,,x III, ~. ,,, ~.
uor hr.i,, ,,,r,. -, ~, ,,.,,a,
uor h,.,i, ,rr,s ,,,,a 49,, ,,,a,
1t has no inner tube.
But she's the kind of girl men LOVE
fascinating boob.
up and marries, no doubt he'll complain
bitterly that his wife's bread cannot
compare with the kind of war bread
that Mother used To buy
enhanced by tn. fact that he shines
in the reflected glow of Il possible
wedding ring.
Marriage IS like a spring tonic. II
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-13

1t is not neces-
sary, as so many
seem to think.
to have a stiff
rear my lather
in order to dissolve
the dirt that is fill
ing up the pores of
the skin.
On the contrary,
very little soap,
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-13
Soap
Small Amount Sanitary;
Too Much Harmful.

Soap is sanitary only when used to
a certain degree.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-13

Though your heart may be down in
the trenches, try to keep your thoughts
and spirits soaring sunward with the
aeroplanes,
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-13

oh, Well, when little johnnie grows
up and marries, no doubt he'll complain
bitterly that his wifes bread cannot
compare with the kind of war bread
that Mother used to buzz"