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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-31

tho neck. os the body heat releases
mcdlcoted yupors that are inhaled
all night long. loosening the phlcgm
and opening the air passages In
addition. NapoRuh Is absorbed
Through ana STIMULATES the skin,
taking out that tightncss and sore
ness in the chest Usually crbup
is relieved within IS minutes and
colds over night
The local druggists realize the
value of an external treatment. .es-
peclally I'm the case of small chill
dren and in tho Interest of their
customers. are offering Napol,ub In
any Of the three s,zes-25c, soc or
s1.O0-on 30 days trial II YOU
are not delighted with the results,
tho purchase price will be refund
cd.--Ady.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-31
MEDICINE VS.. room.

DO not buy something which you
already have. You have food which
you feed your horses .Htue ana
sheep but when YOU want medicine
buy only medicine. That Is what
you get I'm B a.. Thomas Stock
Remedy We sell ~ aaa guarantee
DO fn he medicine We tell YOU that
90 will tone up tho entire system NJ
your stock and aids digcs.Ion. there
hy causing them 90 set an tho food
value ont OF the grain that you Feed
them Adv
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-31

6riss my great sucreasfui Nouilly' Com
mound ssfsly relieve some % me longesi
most obstinate sbnormsi rsscs in 10
dats no harm pain % lntsrffrauee wffh
vart AfaN g. 50. Double S'rrngfh 81
B3oklo, FTee write to-day Dr. 7 A.
southinFton Remedy Co. Kansas CITY. Nc.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-31
Which Way for You :?

Above are pictured three
ways to treat corns.
Blue Jay is the most Ger
tsin. II is safe ana gentle.
Yet the unmowing ones
experiment with harsh, mussy
liquids or the dangerous razor.
These two ways are tempo
rary. But Blue jay Is scien-
tihe. The spot of medicated
wax. discovered by a great
chemist, soothes while il
works.
Place a Blue jay Plaster on
your throbbing corn tonight.
Relief is instant. The soft
felt pad stops the pain by
relieving the pressure.
In 4s hours the medicated
wax has saturated the corn -
undermined il TO its roots -
and Il comes off pain
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-31

1r direct from Never tel Laboratories
Co Dept. 2i5, kantaN Gfy. No
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-31

Hardly a corn can resist.
or course once in a while
there is an old stubborn
corn which requires n second
or third application. But
such are rare.
Blue-jay Plasters are made
by Bauer & Black, the great
surgical dressing house.
Try a Blue jay Plaster now.
Join the pain-free thousands
who rely on Blue-jay.
Once you know Blue Jay,
you'll never consent to have
a corn again, nor to eoddle
1t with temporary ways.
The cost is slight, the ap-
plication simple.
Remember, we promise i'm
mediate relief and a defense
less corn.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-31

II provides the best food at the least
cost n relieves railroad congestion
II saves meat and wheat for our fight.
ing men.
, 1918-04-04
THE GREAT WAR HAS MADE
CIGARETTES A NECESSITY.

"Our boys must have their smokes.
Send them c%igarettesl" This is a
familiar appeal now to all of us.
Among those most in demand is
the now famous toasted cigarette
LUCKY STRIKE. Thousands of this
favorite brand have been shipped to
France. There is something home
like and friendly to the boys in the
sight of the familiar green packages
with the red circle.
This homelike, appetizing quality
of the LUCKY STRIKE cigarette is
largely due to the fact that the Burnley
tobacco used in making it has been
toasted. Its toasted" was the $50
gan" that made n great success of
LUCKY STRIKE in less than a year.
Now the American Tobacco Co. is
making Is million LUCKY STRIKE
Cigarettes a day.
A good part of this immense pro
duction is making its way aefo,s ne
water to cheer our boys, ILL.,. a
Cross has distrit I!sd u.oG1 -
LUCKY STRIKE -.SEscC-4
, 1918-04-04
SMALL FARMER CAN SECURE AID
Depending Largely Upon the Use His
Land Is Put To and Methods
Used in Agriculture.

The Federal Farm Loan Board has
issued the following rules for the guild
ance of the land banks in determining
what area constitutes a farm for loan,
ing purposes:
First Generally.-The farm must
be of sufficient area to yield at the
hands of an ordinary farmer, putting
it to the use to which it is generally
income sufficient to maintain the fam
lily of the applicant and discharge the
interest and amortization payments.
Second. Specially.-Where through
intensive farming or the practice of a
speciality a sufficient income has been
regularly derived from a tract def
cient in area for ordinary farming, or
where the application of the prospec-
tive borrower shows that he is by ex-
p%erience capable of producing such an
income from such II tract, such area
may be accepted as sufficient, provided
the land has a stable and permanent
market value sufficient to warrant the
loan applied for. This ruling does not
apply to fruit and orchard lands which
have already been the subjects of def
mite rulings by this board"
Under the first paragraph of this
ruling loans may be made to the ordi-
nary farmer on the basis of average
skill and efficiency, II no tract of
land will be accepted as a farm elig-
ible for n loan under the Federal farm
loan act unless it is large enough to
support the family and take care of the
loan under the average farm conditions
of the neighborhOod.
Under the second paragraph of the
ruling, however, the intensive farmer
who practices "A profitable specially, or
who shows himself able to do so, will
be given financial support by the Fed
eral farm loan system, even though his
farm may be too small for ordinary
farm purposes, provided that the land,
quite apart from its use, has Il stable
and permanent and value which will
make the loan safe whether it is well
operated or badly operated or not op-
Grated at all.
During February, with % business
days, $~13,S7S,S11 was loaned to farm
ers by the Federal land banks, accord
ing to a statement by the board, being
$2,091 .294 more than was loaned dur
ing January. On March 1 the total
amount of mortgage loans placed since
the establishment of the Federal land
banks was $64, ,343, covering a to-
tai of 2S,495 loans.
, 1918-04-04
THE FARMER AND
THE WORLD WAR
BY Henry J. Waters

CMr. Waters, an agricultural authority.
formerly president OF the Kansas Stale
Agricultural College and al present edi-
tor of the Kansas City Weekly Star, was
in Europe when the World War beGan.)
No class of men in this county
should be more interested in the sue
cess of the war than the farmers.
The spirit of the farmer is and al
ways mas been the essence of democ-
racy, and this war is being fought,
as the President has so fittingly
stated, to make the world safe for
democracy. Nc undemocratic civili-
cation has ever given the farmer a
square deal. A world unsafe for
democracy is a world unsafe for the
farmer.
With his interests thus at stake, the
farmer may well invest. to the limit
of his financial ability, in the Lib
erty Bonds which the government IS
sues to help insure success in his
great struggle. 1t is true tina he is
making his land produce its full meas
ure of crops, as a service to the ma
ton. 1t is true that he has given and
Is giving his sons to fight in the great
CduSO- Out lucSt dlOue are not
enough. If every man would do his
best in whatever industry he is en-
gagged in, or even II every mar could
enlist for actual %combatant service.
there would still be the need for
money. The example of Russia shows
the hopelessness Of carrying on war
without money. The citizens Of the
United States-all the citizens-must
get back of the United States with
every financial resource they possess.
Aside from the fact that they rep
resent patriotic service, Liberty Bonds
are the surest investment in the
world. The credit of the United
States-better and greater than the
credit of any other enterprise on earth
guarantees the interest on these
bonds and guarantees the payment OF
the principal upon maturity. They
are the n investment that drouth
lack of labor, financial panic, or am
other contingency a in no wise at
feet.
The farmers have at all times beer
wise investors; they have also beer
loyal. whole,hearted patriots. Be
cause of these facts the unit II
counting on the farmer. l am conf
dent it is not counting in vain.
, 1918-04-04
LIVE STOCK PRICES
AT SOUTH OMAHA.

mic Stock Yards, Omaha, April 2.
Cattle receipts were moderate for the
opening day of the week, $500 head,
and quality was pretty good. The
market opened out about steady with
last weeks close, a little irmer on
the best grades which sold up to
s14.1O. and a little easier on the com
mon light stuff selling at S1O.OO@11.5O
and on down. Cows and heifers and
stockers and feeders sold about the
same as toward the close of last
week.
Quotations on Cattle: Good to
choice beeyes, $13.4O914.1O; fair to
good bceves, S12.25@13.25; common
to fair beeves, $1O.O0@12.OO; good to
choice y%earlings. s11.75@13.OO; fair
to good yearlings. s10.5O0115O; com.
mon to fair yearlings. S9.OO01O.OO;
good to choice heifers. s1O.OO@11.5O;
good to choice cows, 90; fair
to good cows, ss.50@9.50; Gamer and
cutters, S7.OO9S.O0; veal calves, 5000
,@13.25; bologna bulls, s7.75QS.75;
beef bulls, S9.OO61O.25: prime feed.
ers, s11.O0@12.25; good to choice
feeders, $10.OO@11.O0; fair to good
feeders, $s.5OQ9.5O: good to choice
stotkers, $9.5O@11.OO; fair to good
stockers. ss.50@9.25; common to fair
grades, s6.5O@S.OO; stock heifers,
$S.GOQ10.OOI stock rows, S7.OO@9.5O;
stock calves. $sOO@1O.dO.
A nAoEn Ad,...o l. H.
For The opening day of the week
the run of hogs was rather heavy,
1900 head, but demand from all
sources was good and the market ac-
tive, with prices anywhere from 100
25c higher than Saturday. Tops
brought S17.10, and the bulk of the
trading was around s16.5O916.9O.
Lambs Sharply Higher.
A very fair run of sheep and lambs
showed up, 1000 head, and with IL
keen inquiry from both local packers
and shipping buyers the trade was ac-
tive, with prices 15@25c higher.
Choice Mexican lambs brought $19.35
@1945, and best western ewes
brought s14.50.
Quotations on sheep ard lambs:
Lambs, good to choice, S1s.90Ql9.45;
lambs, fair to good, S1S.2591S.9O;
lambs, heavy weight. $17.5O@ 1923;
lambs, feeders. S17.25@1s85; lamhs,
shorn. S13.50915.25; spring lambs.
S20.OO@25.00; lambs, culls, $12.O09
1900; yearlings, fair to choice. $1,000
@16.5O; wethers, fair to choice, S13.2a
@14.75; ewes, fair to choice, $12.OO@
1850; ewes, breeders, all ages. $500
Q1S.75; ewes. culls and Gamers,
$s.00@1OOO.
, 1918-04-04

That's u wonderful child you have
Yes, indeed. What impresses you as
being most remarkable about him?"
"The fact that he'll show of when
you want him to."-Detroit Free Press
, 1918-04-04
THE WOMAN ON THE DOLLAR.

n WOMAN ON THE DOLLAR.
1t is generally conceded that women
speak their minds freely. The woman
on YER American dollar that goes
toward buying Liberty Bonds will be
able to talk eloquently to the whole
world.
, 1918-04-04

The Saratoga Valley Stock Growers
Association viii pay a reward Of $500
for the arrest and conviction of any
person or persons stealing or killing
live stock belonging to any member Of
the above-named association.
j. A. SCHOONJANS,
@, O. Young Sec. President
, 1918-04-04

Fixed to no spot is happiness. TITS
nowhere to be found or everywhere
Pope.
, 1918-04-04

The Sun can furnish you with the
best in engraved correspondence paper
calling cards, business cards, etc.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21
FLEW THE COOP.

"What is a roost. dad?" asked
Tommy.
"A roost. my son. is pole upon
which a chicken sits at night"
And what is perch. dad?"
"A perch Is what chickens perch
on" his father kindly told him.
Then, suppose chicken
could come and roost on a perch?"
yer" said dad.
"And they could perch on a
roost?"
well. yes my son."
But If chicken perched on a
roost that would make the roost a
perch, wouldn't it," But If just
after the chicken had perched on
roost and made it perch some
more chickens came along and
roasted on the perch and made it
rOost, and some of the chickens
would become perchers and some
OF the chickens would become
perchers and some would become
ROSTERS, then"
But his worthy father had flown
the coop. Kansas City Times.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21
September Is, rs, Il!

1t was Christmas eve in camp.
and very cold at that. Certain
mount Of confusion. owing to
Xmas festivities. was going on. One
nan was unable to find any of his
outer garments. He wandered
,bout asking his mates if they had
seen them.
HAS anyone seen my b-b-blank-
sts?" he asked, and was told that
10 one had
HAS anyone seen my j-jjacket?"
'ie asked and received no answer.
The unfortunate Tommy rubbed
lis head for moment and said:
Well. I'm jolly glad have got a
aice w-w-warm pair of sus-sus-sus-
Denders. New York Globe.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21
DUE FOR A RAISE.
A downtown merchant, while el

A downtown merchant, while en-
gagged In the office one morning. dis
covered that he had left his pocket
knife at home and as he needed
one urgently, he asked the differ
ent clerks. but none of them hap
pened to- have one. Finally one of
the errand boys hustled in and the
merchant called him and asked if
he had the desired article. Jimmy
handed over his pigsticker.
How is it. Jimmy. that you
alone of my entire staff seem to
have pocketknife with your"
asked the proprietor ,eyeing Jimmy
with undisguised admiration.
Dunno. SIR replied the youth,
unless it is because my wages are
so low that l cant afford mOre'n
one pair of pants, "-Ladies Home
Journal.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21

A new railroad through LOuisi-
ana strikes some of the towns
about a mile from the business
center. so it is necessary to run a
bus line.
A salesman stopping at one of
these towns asked the old bus
driver about it.
Say Uncle, why have they the
depot way down here?'
After a moments hesitation the
old man replied, Il dunno, boss.
unless they wanted to get it on the
railroad"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21
BRIEFS.
BEANS SAVE WHEAT SAVES SOLDIERS AND SAILORS

From Sammy Stay-at-Home's Diary.
Monday. Sept. 16.-
Troubles have been stacking up
lately, so much so that my kit-bag
is not heavy enough to feel natural.
felt that | must do something
to fill my mind with weighty ma
terial.
1t takes some kind of gyrOscope
these days to make respectable
Sergeant, who doesn't have much
to serge over, keep his mental bal
ance.
Therefore this diary.
1t will be great document after
the war, do not doubt, for | shall
write all the great ideas which pass
through my mind each day.
AS there is not anything special to
say in the diary today, more than
l already have said, | shall close,
hoping the book may long hold my
fiery words deep within it's secret
depths,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21

A recruiting officer in Germany
determined that no prospective
soldier should elGde him. One man
said he was too old, but the officer
replied: won Hindenburg is u
and he's in. Get a gun"
Another man, with one arm
came up to claim exemption and
the officer said: "The kaisers In,
Get a gun"
Finally woman brought her
half-witted son. and the officer
said mo matter, the crown
prince is in. Get a gun."-Every-
oOdy's.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21
EVERYTHING FORWARD.
One lieutenant found the flu

meaning of the famous phrase,
1.-THE command is forward"
While serving in advance, he
received official notification that
he was to report for duty back in
the S. o. s. He had found no
great trouble in moving forward
for a week. In starting back ne
was forced to wait around in the
rain with his bedding roll for
nearly three days before he could
locate any sign of conveyance
leading to the rear.-Stars and
Stripes.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21

Il should like a room with an
iron bedstead.' said the tourist in
ireland.
Sorry. sir" replied the land
lord. "but OF haven't an iron bed
stead In the house. They're all
soft woodruff you'll foined the
mattress noice an hard, sir. .
Exchange.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21
HOW ALL YOUNG
AMERICANS CAN HELP

Saving pennies for Thrift
Stamps.
Eating less of things the SOL
diers and peoples of Allied coun-
tries need.
Eating less candy and other
sweets.
Eating everything on the plate.
Saving waste in water, light, and
fuel.
Being careful of shoes and leath-
er. We need all we can spare for
the soldiers.
Saving labor by not giving other
people extra work. Helping moth
er and father at home.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21

"Have yon ever read Carlyle's
1.-THE French Revolution. asked
The professor. and he was some
what surprised to receive mega
tive reply. His establishment in
creased as he ran owed a list Of
standard works and successfully
received the same answer. Finally
he asked: what have you read"
II have red hair" Murdoch re-
sponded eagerly.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21
Saturday, September, I'll

The doll was back again today.
l think I'll appeal to the hotel
and restaurant keepers association
to start one calm and sure retreat
for plain honest citizens who aren't
beautiful, but hungry.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21
Thursday. September 49,

Thursday. September 49,
Raining again,-or yet Il don't
know which,.
Worse luck, as I was coming
down town, struck that North A
street again !!???!!
However this time l made
great discovery. Among the great
lakes and whirl pools of that not
able sidewalk, there are little
Vimy Ridges here and yon, caused
by the protecting. never-failing
guards of the centuries those won
drous elm trees; SO all you have
to do is find an unusually large
root that has heaved up miniature
Mount of Ararat, on which you can
safely stand above the flood, and
proceed upon your way.
Those roots don't seem to know
how to 60 straight. but they get
you there after awhile.
There is compensation in all
things, quoth l with Emerson.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21
HE'D GET A RAISE.

officer: "If a bomb would drop
on the powder magazine what
would you do?"
Sentry: I'D go up with the re-
port. boys life.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21
SHE WOULD BE PLEASED.

what would your mother say.
little boy" demanded the passerby.
If she could hear you swear like
.hat?"
Shed be tickled to death If she
could hear it," said the bad little
10y. "she is stone deal" Fun.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21

Daughter (admiring a new set of
mink skins from father): 81 can
hardly realize that these beautiful
furs come from such a small sneak
beast"
Father: II don't expect thanks.
my dear. but do insist on respect
Williams Purple Cow.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21
Friday. September 90

Friday, September 90
Was in a restaurant this morn
ing. but more troubles. as usual.
A beautiful little doll was in
there ahead of me.
She had eyebrows-dainty. curry
ed eyebrows, and she knew how
to use them.
And she had curles,-and a COM
plexiOn.
1t took her just half an hour
to make out her order, and the
waiter had to help the whole time.
Sometime think the more empty
space there is behind a girls face.
the more she puts on top of her
face to camouflage the defect.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21
HIS CONTRIBUTION.

Visitor: "Sir. | am collecting
for the Poets Hospital. Will you
contribute anything?"
Editor. "Ah, sure! Just call
tonight with the ambulance and l
will have a poet ready!-London
Tid-Bits.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21

Irate Parent: "You can get rid
Of money faster than any man |
know"
Son: "True, dad, but listen. By
getting rid of 1t quickly save lots
Of time. and time. you know is
money. Boston Transcript
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21
Tuesday, September II

Tuesday. September II
Something in the army makes
even a Sergeant something of
poet Now l never thought l was.
but this morning | saw simple
little leaf flittering, fiuttering, flap
ping around as it came down from
it's childhood home on the tree, and
at once this gentle little poem came
into my mouth. l take it in my
fingers, bring it to your view and
submit it for your pleasure:
O little leaf,
Dear little leaf,
Here do you be today.
Sweet little leaf,
Green little leaf,
I'll help you on your way.
And then to make my verse come
true. l wadded the thing up.
stepped on it, smeared it around
on the ground, and after fifteen
minutes of greatest effort, the leaf
was entirely gone. Not even it's
mother tree could have recognized
it.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21

He was an observant little chap.
pa" he said. Uncle Joe is go.
ing to get married Friday. isn't
he?"
Yes. son. Uncle Joe has only
three more days to wait"
The little boy sighed. The last
three days" he said. they give
them all they want to eat. don't
they. par"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21

The soldiers buy Liberty bonds
Why not we?
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21

The greater part of Belgium "a
.dapted for agriculture.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21

Officer inspecting billets) !:
you have a bath, of course?"
Landlady: ooh. yes. sir. but,
thankgoodness we've never 'ad to
use it Winsor Magazine.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21

The population of Belgium be-
fore the war was about 6,896,07
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21

Il want to give pet to our
pastor"
Then why not give him a shep-
herd d0g."-LOne Scout Magazine.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21
FLAG SALUTE FOR
PRIMARY CHILDREN

TUIWNUV VVTCONGN
l give my head,
My hands,
And my heart,
To God and my country
One country,
One language,
And one flag.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-09-21

Wednesday, September 49,
The sun shone several times today,
1t even shone en- me.
1t shone upon the grass and trees,
And on a little bee.
More poetry today. Somehow it
just seems to come out of me real
naturally. The only thing was the
sun was shining on that brute of
bee just when he was making a
raid on top of my nose. but that
didn't rhyme.