davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1918-11-22
RevolutiOnizing Farming,
The "FOrdsOn" Tractor is the result

The "FOrdsOn" Tractor is the result
of extensive trials and experiments conducted by Mr. Henry
Ford covering period of many years Before placing the
on the market every detail has been thoroughly
cut under actual farming conditions various parts of this
country and abroad
xPeence has pointed to the small light being the machine
"nlcn WIN MI all varying conditions satisfactorily
deveopn the rORDSoN Tractor the has been
small which will andab
Being small light adapted
small farms well all farm
and do the generally In
It's belt pulley will
ensase cutter sawmI making "FORDSON"
~
In design step in approach
ing the ideal tractor The simplicity of its
appeal to the farmer.
Special devices perfected moving
enclosed and thoroughly fabricated
requiring attention easily al
rigid unit which, combined with the
The absence all making ad
Justmns and to
The motor Of substantial delivering
continuously embodies
cess in other fields for ~ -
we can make immediate delivery these tractors
will give demonstration any farm for any farmer who
interested in tractors.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1918-11-22
President To Go Abroad.

President Wilson will attend the open
ing Of the peace conference to be held in
Europe. This was officially announced on
Monday last. He will 60 Immediately after
the converting Of the regular session Of
Congress on December 2.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1918-11-22
Notice To My Patrons OF
Rockville.

On account Of not being able to secure
help, will be Obliged to discontinue the
sale of milk In Rockville after December
10th, 1918.
! thank you for your past patronage.
H. C. HURLEY.
nov 22-St
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1918-11-22

LNOR SALE,
saddle.
G. W. SPARROW,
X. F. D.4.
sep zf-St" Gaithersburg, Nd.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1918-11-22
MOTOR POWER WITH
LESS GASOLINE
LUBRICANT CARBON REMOVER SOLVES
THE CARBON PROBLEM.

When your motor loses power, when il
knocks, bucks and overheats don't monkey
with the carburetor. Send for a can of
Lubricant Carbon Remover and pour two
to four tablespoonsful into each spark plug
hole. Follow directions and the motor will
do the rest. 1t works like cathartic. You
will see the proof in the cleaned spark
plugs. and you will get more power and
more miles out of every gallon of Gasoline
Every can guaranteed.
Price, $l.00, prepaid. Agents wanted. -
THOMAS E. PEDDICORD.
sep 27-2m Gaithersburo MA
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1918-11-22

WANTED c.a.,., no0,.wo,.., II,
small family-nice room and good pay
All modern conveniences in house. Call oil
phone Bethesda 10, opposite Edeemoo'
Station. on Rockville car line.
MRS. ROBERT d. HAGNER.
nov l-3t
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1918-11-22

We have i'm stock and
can give immediate delivery,
while they last,
2-hOrse power gasoline engine.
L 6-hOrse power portable gasO.
line engine,
Superior grain drill.
Circular wood saving machine.
Pumps, gasoline engines.
Pumping jacks,
CASE TRACTORS,
Harness and pIows,
Fertilizers and grass seeds.
Mayfeld & Brown.
3l47 Street,
WASHINGTON. DC.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1918-11-22

LNoR RENT,
Il A good house and garden.
Spring Of good water close to the door.
Apply to
GEORGE SHAW.
nov Slim Rockville, Md.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1918-11-22

WELLS. OWENS & WELLS, ATTORNEYS.
1901 H Street. N. W.. Washington, D. C.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1918-11-22
Public Sale


Having sold my farm. win offer al pub
lie Gale where J. B. Dorsey now lives, at
Hunting Hill. Montgomery county, Md,
on the pike leading from Rockville to
Jamestown, about 1-2 miles from Rock Z
vile, on
Wednesday. the 18th day Of
December, A D, 1918
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1918-11-22
Public Sale
OF
PERSONAL PROPERTY.

By virtue Of an order of sale from the
Orphans Court Of Montgomery county. Md,
the undersigned administrators of the es-
tote of N. Hazel Metzser, deceased. will
sell at public auction. on the Metzeer
home-farm, two miles west of Poolesville,
Nd, on
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1918-11-22

7 OST,
- Watch, gold hunting case. one side
decorated with small pansies In enamel
oxidiEed silver fob attached, consisting OF
three Indian heads. Finder will please
return to Sentinel Office. Rockville, and re.
ceive reward.
nov SGT
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1918-11-22
Public Sale
OF
PERSONAL PROPERTY.


Intending to discontinue farming. | will
sell at public sale on my premises, one and
a-half miles north Of Gaithersburg, Mont
gomery county, Nd. and adjoining the
farm OF Robert Plummer. on
Wednesday. the 27th day of
November, 1918.
commencing at 10 O'Clock. A. NJ.
the following personal property. to.wit:
8 Large Work Horses,
4-YEAR-oLD COLTS, / SWEAR.
OLD COLT,
2 GOOD MICH COWS, 5 HEIFERS,
REGISTERED JERSEY BULL,
5 Brood Sows and 8 Shoats,
FARMING IMPLEMENTS
and many other articles too numerous to
mention.
TERMS OF SALE All sums Of $40 and
under, cash; on all sums over $40 credit
Of 8 months will be given, purchasers giving
their notes, with approved security. bear
ing interest from the day of sale No
property to be removed until the terms
OF sale are complied with
J. W. BAILEY.
nov lists
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1918-11-22
REPORT Of THE CONUIIlDh
OF
TAKOMA PARK BANK

TAKoMA PARK. Md. D., "
% the close of business Novemberl. 1918.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-03-03
A New Mona Lisa.

Another Mona Lisa has been dis
covered!
No copy of the original painting, this
time; but a young woman whose re-
sembIance to the famous beauty. i'm
mortaIized by Leonardo da vinci's
celebrated canvas, is said to be almost
uncanny.
The annals of art contain no more
fascinating story than that of Leo
nardo's lifelong search for 'the wo-
man SOUL" He finally found it in the
young wife of Zanobf del Giocondo. a
sixteenth century patrician, when she
came to sit for her portrait The Ma
donna Lisa, as she was then known,
proved such an unusual subject that
the artist devoted four years to her
picture It turned out q masterpiece,
and is recognized today as q perfect
specimen of feminine portraiture.
H. M. Horkheimer, a leading motion
picture producer, has long been in
search of a fair woman to measure up
to his ideal for a contemplated aim
1000 applicants have been, passed on.
MANY have been beautiful and pos
sessed of charm. Yet each lacked
something.
despair of ever finding the desired
tyne Mr.. Horkheimer had a caller.
Mona Lisa" he greeted her.
"Why call me that" she smiled.
because Of the striking resemblance
YOU bear to the famous painting. It is
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. eyes, the smile,
that FACET
She had had stage experience and
wanted a chance to work before the
camera.
The new star has adopted Mona Lisa
as her professional name. and her first
screen appearance win be in an emo
tional drama OF seven reels.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-03-03
DEFINES POWER OF ALIEN
PROPERTY CUSTODIAN
President Wilson Issues Rules and
Regulations for Office OF
A. Mitchell Palmer.

Detailed rules and regulations gov
ernins the acts of A Mitchell Palmer
alien property custodian. have been
issued by President Wilson. The order
does not give Palmer new powers. but
is expected to facilitate the transaction
of the custodian's business with the
public.
Under the regulations the alien prop
erty custodian will be able to demand
receive and administer as trust estate
any enemy property interests. tangible gno.
~ is INCAPABLE of physical delivery or
immediate conversion into money money a Mi
adu,inistration powers which the owner
could exercise if no state Of war ex-
listed. He also is authorized to make
terms for the collection OF enemy
moneys and the delivery Of property
granting time. INDULGENCE or ae;
for the payment of expense OF admins
tration out of the property's income.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-03-03
A Special Feature.

Aside from the fact that The On.
believer" an inspiring picturization Of
Mary Raymond Shipman Andrews now
elette. THE Three Things" to be shown
at Moore's Strand Theater throughout
the current week, was filmed with the
active cooperation of the United States
Marine Corps at Quantico, Va, and
shows the 9Th Battalion in precisely
such action as the American forces
abroad are now engaged in on the west
ern front, local interest attaches to the
presentation at the Strand by reason
Of the Hact that as q part Of the pro-
logue, in which q large detachment OF
marines, together with their color
bearers( buglers and drummers. appear.
Roy Glider, the well known Washing
ton tenor, will sing Somewhere in
France Il the Lily" the stirring march
song with the lyric beautiful. which was
written by Phflander johnson. q mem-
Der of the newspaper fraternity In this
city, and Maurice Jarvis whl deliver
'-Semper Ffdelis," . poem ba4ed ON the
motto of the Marine Corps, and written
by Sergt. Webb of that wing Of the
service.
The poem Of ave stanxas concludes:
Graves Of our mea WHO dSed. y
etranEen have stood beHtde. -
'-Honoeed md sanct11ed *
- Hefoes"-they tell M
0nsss NAars sgR eeenn1D - Z.
WcaaI - sinnR6 - ~ = =, = - :
Ku8 4xpELZ - =. -
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-03-03
Coming Attractions
doing Our Bit. !"

Doing Our Bit" the Messers. Shu-
berts' Winter Garden extravaganza
will be the attraction at the Belasco
Theater next week, beginning Sunday
night. March 10.
: 1t, Is the claim of the management
that never before have there been in a
WintAr Garden show SO many novel
scenic effects. such gorgeous sartorial
ep1enders, so many catchy musical
numbers or so varied an array of hum
orous scenes. That black streak Of joy.
Frank Tinney, is said to be very funny
In all the scenes in which he appears.
including his humorous encounter with
James j. Corbett. Henry Lewis appears
s1xom time to time. Others who con-
tribute to the attraction are Charles
JudA1s Ada Lewis. James Clemens. Dun
can Sisters. Sam Ash, Virginia Kissing
er. Leah Norah. The Casinos, Bud Muir
~ and $50 others. including the Winter
Garden chorus.
Matinees will be given Wednesday.
Friday and Saturday.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-03-03
IS RELEASED FROM PRISON.
Cant. Gerlach Sentenced for Refusing
to Stand Watch at Sea.

NEW YORK. March Capt CnarIes
E. Gerlach, formerly second omcer OF
the American transport Mcclellan VINO
was tried by military court-martiai
here last October and given five-year
sentence at hard labor on the charge
of refusing to stand watch while re-
turning from France as passenger on
another ship, has been released. Word
to this, effect was received by his wife
IN a letter from the adjutant general
y Gerlach's defense was that he had
already stood watch four days as vol
unteer and was ill when ordered to
continue. He has again rendered his
services to the shipping board as ma
rine officer.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-03-03
Next Weeks PhotopIays.

Crandalrs Knickerbocker-D W.
Griffith's '~The Birth Of Q Nation
Alice Brady. in '"The Knife" and Edith
Storey, in Revenge"
Loew's Columbia - Douglas Fair
banks, in 'Headin' South"
Moore's strand-John Barrymore. in
"Rahies."
Crandars-Mary Pickford. in 'stella
Maris"; Kitty Gordon, In '"The Wasp;
Dorothy Dalton. in "F1are-Up Sal" and
Pauline Frederick. in Madam Jeai-
ousy."
Moore's Garden-The latest Bluebird
special
Crandalrs Savoy - Clara Kimball
Young. in 1.-The Marionettes": Dorothy
Dalton. lin "F1are-Up SaT; Florence
Spurs of Sybir': Viola Dana, in 1.-The
Winding TRAIL" and Wallace Reid and
Kathlyn Williams. in 1.-The Things We
Love-"
CrandalIs Apollo-Julian Eltinge. In
1.-The Widows Might; Ethel Clayton
in THE Whims Of Society; Clara Kim
ball Young. in 1.-The Marionettes"
Charles Ray, in 1.-THE Hired Man., and
Vivian Martin. in The Petticoat
Pilot"
Moores Plaza-'The Whip" and Nell
Shipman. in THE Wild Strain"
Crandalrs Avenue Grand = Madge
World for Sale; Edith Storey, in eyes
of Mystery: stella Maris." '"The Pet
ticoat Pilot and THE Studio Girl"
Crandalrs American-"The Blind Ad-
venture" Constance Talmadge,/ in
The Honeymoon; kitty Gordon. In
1.-The Divine Sacrifice; ~"A Modern
Musketeer." and THE Seven Swans"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-03-03
-"The Mayor of Toxic"

Richard Carries one-time starring We
hicle. THE Mayor Of Toxic" will be
next weeks attraction at Polls.
The play largely has to do with the
adventures of an impresario. whose
troupe has become stranded in Japan
after achieving "the most successful
failure that ever hit Australia" While
IN Toxic the tenor falls in love with a
Japanese maiden, whose father is the
mayor of Toxic. The mayor has a strong
attachment for American methods, and,
In following that inclination. introduces
graft in Japanese politics. and between
&Ats and a plot involving a Japanese
marquis. whom he desires as son-in-
law, and a Russian comedy interest is
developed and maintained.
Roger Gray will have the Richard
Carrie role. and the production will be
near-replica of the original.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-03-03
Moore's Garden.

At Moore's Garden Theater. beginning
today and through Tuesday. will be
shown "A Mothers Sin." the latest
Earle Williams picture. in which he
portrays the character Of a young man
made to pay the penalty Of a mothers
indiscretion by an enraged father,
whose deathbed forgiveness was not
learned until after the lapse of many
years.
Wednesday and Thursday 1.-THE Pow
ers That Prey" will picture Mary Miles
Minter, one of the gifted younger act
resses who have made their mark also
in silent drama.
Friday and Saturday Carmel Myers
and Kenneth Harlan will be the picture
stars in THE Wife He Bought" This
subject presents scenes of variety and
beauty of the city, woodland and sea.
Not the least important of the leading
"characters' is wonderfully intelli-
gent collie dog.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-03-03


kas. Mr.. Elkas has forsaken the baton
and il working at the World studio.
playing a prominent part in support OF
Montagu Love, In "The Cross Bearer"
Harry NJ Crandall announces he has
secured the exclusive rights to show
here D. W. Grimth's film production
."The. Birth Of a Nation" in his local
circuit Of theaters. This marks the
initial presentation Of this photoplay
in the motion picture houses, and there
was a merry scramble among ex-
hibitors to secure it. Before Mr.. Grit
nth would permit 'The Birth Of Ma
ton" to be Shown in other than COM
bination theaters he had to be given
positive assurance that it would in no
way be cut, and that 1t would be pro-
jected exactly as it was on Broadway,
where it ran for nearly two consecu-
tive years The original musical score
will be used over the entire Crandall
circuit. Mr.. Griffith will send to Wash
ington his own musical director and
film technician.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-03-03
Loew's Columbia.

At Loew's Columbia today and until
Thursday Billie Burke will be seen in
her latest photoplay. Ewes Daughter"
The story deals with girl suddenly left
a little money by her father, after a life
of repression and hardship. How she
spent it all in having lone good tint"
and is saved by the man who loves her
and a girl she has helped make a
thrilling and. at times. humorous story.
The Hearst-Pathe News and other films
will complete the program.
Thursday and for the last half of the
week Jack Pickford will be pictured in
'Huck and Tom," continuation of the
role of Tom Sawyer" yet a story COM
plete in itself. The irrepressible Tom
and his friend. Huck Finn. discovered
grave robbers at their gruesome task
and are unwilling witnesses of a MUIR
der. Later episodes show the well re-
membered pain-killer incident, the find
ing of the hidden treasure and the
panic on the island when Tom and
Becky Thatcher, his childish sweet
heart, are lost in the cave.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-03-03
CrandalIs Knickerbocker.

''Flare-up SAL" a film story reminis-
cent of the gold-rush days. will be
shown for the first time locally at
Crandalrs Knickerbocker today and to-
morrow. Dorothy Dalton. the star, is
pictured in it as "the queen" Of a from
tier dance hall. whose sharp tongue and
fiery disposition have won her the nick
name of ''Flare-up Sal" A strange az
lection springs up between the girl and
the red rider" a notorious road agent,
which results in the regeneration of
both. Tuesday and Wednesday Mary
Pickford will be pictured in Stella
Maris." THE Mad Lover, a photoplay
of thrills and suspense, will be shown
here for the first time Thursday and
Friday. Robert Warwick and Elaine
Hammerstein are featured in it. Broad
way Bill" starring Harold Lockwood,
will be shown Saturday
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-03-03

in Carlos Salzedo. who is famous as a
sharpist. The program will comprise
French works. ranging from Gretry;
who faourished in France in the latter
part Of the eighteenth century. to De-
busy and Ravel. who represent the
modern school of French musical art.
Tho symphony will be the second of
Saint-Saens in A minor. and the con-
Guiding number. the Carnival Roman"
overture of Berlioz.
Salxedo achieved fame, at the age of
sixteen. when he captured two prizes
1T the Paris Conservatives, one for pi-
ano and one for harp. Today he ranks
IS the worlds greatest virtuoso of the
harp. He first came to this country as
Q member of the orchestra of the Met
ropolitan Opera Company, and from the
very first he met with success. The
concert field. however. promised vastly
more. Since his resignation from the
Metropolitan Opera Orchestra several
years ago he has established his fame
throughout this country and Canada.
Not alone by his playing. but as well by
the astonishing scope of his repertoire.
He Is scheduled to play at the forth
coming concert. two dances for Harp
and Orchestra. by Debussy. and Intro
duction and Allegro" by Ravel. These
works have never before been per-
formed in this country.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-03-03
Malkin-Jopdan, March II.

Joseph Maxim, solo cellist of the
Boston Symphony Orchestra, and Mary
Jordan, American contralto, will inau-
gurate the Sunday Pop Star" concerts.
under the auspices of Arthur Green, at
Polls Theater. Sunday afternoon,
March II, at $3.50 o'clock. Mary Jordan
is contralto of the younger circles,
who has earned acknowledged success in
concert. operatic and oratorio fields.
Her intelligent Interpretation of songs,
ing personality win popular favor.
Joseph Maxim is a cellist of the first
rank. An item of local interest will be
the appearance at this concert of Eliza
beth Winston, pianist of Washington,
who has had high recommendations for
her brilliant playing from teachers in
Europe and America
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-03-03
TO PROVE HIS CITIZENSHIP

TERRE HAuTE. Ind, March a,-Rec-
ords of his birth and baptism fifty-nine
years ago were today forwarded to
Thomas p. Grace in La ceiba, Spanish
Honduras. Central America, to prove
citizenship Of the United States SO he
may obtain a passport to return homo.
Mr.. Grace is the son of a former mayor
of Terre Haute. He has been in Gen.
trail America for several years. and
wanted to return home owing to his
falling health. but was denied PASS
ports until he had proof OF citizenship.
Records were obtained from tbs
church.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-03-03

nue. Grand today and tomorrow. In it
Norma Talmadge. the star, is featured
both as the wife of an ambitious young
artist and later as dance queen of the
Bal Tabarin. whose marvellous resem-
bIance to his dead wife strangely at
alias Mrs. Jessop." featuring Emily
Stevens. will be supplemented by the
second chapter of '"The Son of Democ-
racy" SERIES featuring Benjamin Cha
pin, and entitled MY Father" Wednes-
day, Alice Brady will be pictured in
Woman and WIFE; Thursday, Beverly
Bayne and Francis Bushman. in Red.
White and Blue Blood; Friday. Ethel
Clayton, in THE Fringe of Society;
Saturday, Harold Lockwood, in 'The
Land of Promise" supplemented by the
Keystone comedy, Pearls and Perils."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-03-03


western drama.
Jesse L. Laskey 1ikens the motion
picture screen to the girl reader of ro-
mantle novels. shes read 'em all and
now Graves something new"
Alice Brady's new picture, Ruthless
Russia has been renamed 1.-THE Brides
Revenge" 1t is love story with q
background of adventure.
Goldwyn's next production, with
Mabel Normand as the picture star
called THE Floor Below" has many
Of it's scenes laid in a newspaper Office.
A scene in June Caprice's new photo
play shows eight freight cars, each
bearing the legend, Buy a can Of pork
and beans and tie the can to the
kaiser"
Ralph r. westfall, author of 1.-THE
Law of the Great Northwest" a forth
coming picture production. was a mem.
Der of the Royal Northwest Mounted
Police in Canada for four years.
William II. Parsons, president of the
National Film Corporation. has gone
to work for himself as a film star be-
trigger irresistible smile.
Kenneth Harlan, who had the lead
ing male role in Lois Webber's "Price
of a Good Time" has been engaged as
leading man for Kathleen Clifford's new
five-reel screen drama written by herself
In requiring silence in the Goldwyn
studios. George Loans Tucker. the gen
leral manager of production. reminded
his hearers that noise kills thought
stiles inspiration and makes work a
burden"
Pauline Starke, the star of Until
They Get Me-" began in the Triangle as
an extra" and is now said to be only
sixteen years old. Her latest picture
is entitled "Innocent's Progress" q
slavey play.
1.-The Splendid Sinner" Mary Gardens
new photoplay; starts on Broadway and
reaches the battle front in France. It
pictures the star as a Red Cross nurse
Strange shadow effects are a feature
of the picture.
"super Strategy" the ten-reel pro-
duction made by the Mena Film Com
pany, is announced for release April
Z. 1t pictures streets in Jerusalem.
towns Of the Holy and. Nero's palace
and other historic places in Rome, all
in coIors.
Al Christie has had success in Cali
fornia with a moving picture in which
the members Of the Hollywood Business
Mems Club are the actors. 1t is being
used to prompt business and profess
sional men to organize commercial
clubs in their cities.
Travers Vale. the veteran director.
signalizes the renewal of his contract
with World Pictures with Montagu
Love and Barbara Castleton, in 1.-THE
Swami" The locale Of this new pic
ture is India. the land where ancient
and modern history meet face to face.
When Alice Nelson appeared in THE
Fortune Teller" and ~The Singing Girl"
her musical director WAS Edward Eli
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-03-03
Moore's Plaza.

The first three days of this week at
Moore's Plaza .Theater a perturbation
of Harold MacGrath's story of romance
and intrigue during the days of the
civil war. Madam Who?" in which
Bessie Barriscale is the star, will be
shown. 1t is Paralta picture, by the
new process. that presents a wider ex-
panse of visualized action than has
heretofore been deemed possible.
Wednesday and Thursday the feature
will be "The Door Between" a melo-
dramatic romance of the orient, in
which Monroe Salisbury and Ruth Cliff
ford are the picture stars. It is film
version Of Samuel Merwin's story, AN
thony the Absolute
Edward Earle and Betty Howe are
the pictured stars of THE Blind Ad-
venture" which will be shown the last
two days of the week. 1t is a film YER
sion of Earl Derr Biggers' story, The
Agony Column"