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Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1918-12-26

Mr.. and Mrs. E.. G. Parizak wen.
to Napoleon today where they will
make their future home. Mr.. Pari-
eek has been engaged as county agan.
for Logan county.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1918-12-26
GRAIN GROWERS TO MEET

The twentisth annual meeting Of
the Tri-Stock and Grain Growers
Convention will be held at Fargo, N.
D., January ID to IT, One of the
principal addresses will be by W. o.
Thompson, president of the Ohio
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1918-12-26
Wishek News

Wishek News
A. R. Rudow of Linton passed
through on his way to Ashley Satur-
day. He was called home on account
Of illness in his family.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1918-12-26
Christmas Gifts
No Friends Disappointed--All
Equally Favored--If You Give
PHOTOGRAPHS
Make an Appointment Today
SMITHS STUDIO

by the serious illness Of her son and
his wife. The son passed away soon
after her arrival and was buried Sun-
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Fiddler havs,
this week moved into the building
next north Of the Progress Office
where thsy will be comfortably locat-
ed for the winter. George says the
latchstring is always out and in-work-
ing order.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1918-12-26
EhMuNs COUNTY RECORD.
LINTON. NORTH DAKOTA
=. n. sTREETER. PsbIisher.
A. r. RUDOw Mgr. and Editor
rhe Ptsn~er Payer Of Emmens Csunty
Established 1854


The Record IL entered at the linton
class matter.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1918-12-26

THE REFORMED CHURCH
Of STRASBURG
Rev. ]. hydanus, Pastor.
Services every Sunday 1t 10 A. n.
and 2 p. n.
Sunday School at $50 r. N.
Christian Endeavor ut 8 p. II.
Prayer Meeting, Wed. Evsnings st
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1918-12-26

I" MR.. FARMER:
Now is the time to dispose Of
your live and dressed poultry.
For best results and highest,
market prices ship to the North
ern Produce Company Bismarck
N. Oak.
Write us for prices on all
kinds Of poultry.
Northern Produce Company
Bismarck, N. Oak"
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1918-12-26

Hazelton Republican
Frank Goughnour shipped out four
carloads Of cattle Tuesday to the st.
Paul markets.
The Washington times., 1918-05-08

Grifmen Defeat BarTow's Clan
When johnson Shows Real Class
The Washington times., 1918-05-08
BIG LEAGUE RIEEERs.

like frst-sacker, has a wounded nm
ger. Ruth played first base. He played
a bang-up game, too. though he had
nothing really difficult to do. But
he, did look like q first bRsemAn, that's
what mean, not like a pitcher play
ing FIRST base. Get me?
Leonard Ii Ineffective.
Dutch Leonard was ineffective.
Usually he Blaughters the Grinmen,
but yesterday he lacked sufficient
stun. and the way the home boys
walked into his fast ball was a shame.
They bumped him for fourteen blows,
most OF them savage drives, and half
as many runs. Shotton and Shanks
were the only Grifmen to fail with
the stick. while Morgan and johnson
Toasted with three blows apiece.
Johnson was in fine form. He gave
the Red Sox Just four blows, and but
for Ruth's thunderous slam over the
wall in the sixth, the BostonIans
would not have scored. The Blond
Shrapnsl worked easily and always
had something in reserve for the tight
places.
Though singles by AinsmIth and
Johnson, followed by Lavan's sacrifice
ny, gave the Griffs a run in the third,
II was not till the third that victory
was placed on the nice, cool ice. They
they collected four Bafeties, including
Ainsmith's double, and q hit batsman,
which allowed four runs TO come over,
More than enough.
The Washington times., 1918-05-08
Batting Orders
For Today
By LOUIS A. BOUCHER.

Arise, Babe Ruth! You now belong
TO the exclusive circle OF right field
wall climbers in the Capital And,
Babe, 1t was q beaut!
Lo and behold, here are the mem
bSrs Of your clubI Babe: Harry Hoop
Sr, Harry Lord, Joe Jackson. and Ell
mor Smith. Hooper is a club mate in
two ways, belonging to the Red SoK
with you and to the wall climbers as
well. Furthermore, he is entitled to
chief honors, for he has poled the pill
twice over that new garden wall.
Back when the wall was first
showed over TO its present position
Harry Lord, consaTn him, rippled q
drive right over It That wallop won
the game, for II rained in the fifth and
no other run was counted Lords was
the first to go sailing over the wall
Harry Hooper. one Fourth OF July
morning, slammed the first pitched
ball over that wall for the lone run
Of the game. In the afternoon he re-
peated the task OF climbing the wall
Joe Jackson, while with the Clevs-
land Indians, sent the ball out and
over IT.
Elmer Smith, now in the army, lift
ed the pill over that wall with the
bases choked. Four fans were over
come in the right field pavilion that
afternoon. Elmer is the only player
in q Washington uniform ever to have
worked this miracle.
And now comes Babe Ruth with q
drive fully as spectacular as any OF
those gone before. 1t was some clout
the ball tumbling over into a war
garden and splashing a bunch OF onion
aets.
Furthermore, Babe has the habit
Last Saturday the big pitcher whAled
Allan Russell for a homer at the Polo
Grounds. Monday he picked on George
MEradge to the extent of one more
Yesterday he caught one Of Walter
Johnson's fast shoots, with Amos
strunk perched on FIRST base. and over
the wall she went. Good night! To-
day
Because Dick HoblItzelI. the Adonis-
The Washington times., 1918-05-08

Babe Ruth Joins Wall Climbers;
Wonderful Home Run Drive
The Washington times., 1918-05-08
GRFF WANTS PERSHTNG
VETERANS AT BALL YARD

Clark Griffith, manager ofsthe
Washington club, today rendered an
invitation to all fifty Of "Psrshlng's
veterans" to attend all the ball games
at his ball yard during their stay
here.
And II those French Blue Devils
and Belgians and Australians have
time they can come and be my most
honored guests" said Griff today. 1--WE
can't do too much for those boys
whO've gone through the real thing"
Manager Griffith will go to Fort
Myer tomorrow morning to meet the
lads from France and personally in
Vits them to the ball park
The Washington times., 1918-05-08
ADVERTISEMENT
Smashing
Reduction Sale
Of Suits Purchased to 60 at
Such a Big Sacrifice

10 EEAGulum0GEm ESATlys
For purposes Of quick disposal this
gigantic collection Of mems suits
have been divided into two great lots
ceiling for S15 and $50. In the FIRST
lot our statesmen will show you
splendid assortment Of well-mads
models in English, Conservative and
Trench, in all the new weaves includ-
ing Cassimeres, Cheviots. Tweeds,
Worsteds, Blue and Gray SergeB, etc.
In any one OF the 3T5 suits worth
UP to $3.50. you will find a real bar
gain for only SIS! Never before have
we made such a stupendous reduction
on goods Of this quality.
The second lot consists OF 4l2 suits
worth up to $50. selling for only 500,
Just SO more for a suit that Is worth
every BIT OF the difference found in
our SIS sale-priced suits. These are
suits Of such quality that they'll
please any mRn-no matter how eX-
acting his tastes. You men with the
tailored-tO-orde habit would do well
so see these first! Serges. Cassimeres,
Tweeds. CheYiots, Flannels. in blue,
gray. brown, green, IN every size.
Don't forget the name and address,
Friediander Bros f2s Ninth st. N. w:
Get in early and lake your choice Of
these wonderful Euith
The Washington times., 1918-05-08
GRAND CENTRALS MAKE
HIGH SCORE ON ALLEY

Grand Central bowlers competing in
the District duckpfn tournament today
boast the high team mark for rho big
event. and offer a total of 1876. the
best mark made for a team since 1911.
when the Pearls rolled.
The Peruso All-Stars hung up 1.T36
Monday, but this was a special game,
and not counted in the team scoring.
In the doubles Roy Whitford and A.
Noack went into second place with
ESQ
The Washington times., 1918-05-08
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Yesterday GameA
New York, I; Philadelphia, Z
Boston, Is; Brooklyn. Q.
St. Louis, S: Cincinnati. ..
Pittsburgh, 2; Chicago,
where They Play TOdaY.
Cincinnati at 81. Louis-
ChicAgo At Pittsburgh.
Philadelphia at New York.
Brooklyn At Boston.
The Washington times., 1918-05-08
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Copyright, 1,u. By International News ssrvio.

Yesterday GamSA
Z: Boston, 2
New York, 8; Philadelphia, 4
81 Louis, s; Detroit, ..
Cleveland 4: Chicago, l.
where They Play Today
Boston ~ wGEhington-
New York Gt Philadelphia
81 Louis At Detroit,
Cleveland at Chicago.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-03-13
ADDRESS OF WELCOME OEllV-
Fred az MAYOR JAMES RAJ.
STQN OF MARTINS FERRY
Enthus IaStrc Reports Read, Showing
Members Have Received Raise
aud thousands In Army.

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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-03-13
STEUPENVILLE

cTETEENV1LLE. O.. March 1c.-Con-
Std"rahl" damage 10 property resulted
in IN, vicinity Of the LaBcllc Iron
Works this morning when Stag dumped
into the Ohio river exploded and sent
fragments floating through the air.
i'i"r"S weighing as much as 100 pounds
were hurled through space. Several
large pieces struck the roof Of the Pope
tin mill and did considerable damage.
Houses in the n"iGhhorhood were also
damaged by being struck. 4 foreign
woman who was III her rear yard WAS
struck h. a largc piece and painfully
TIA. moi seriously injured. Pieces OF :hr
stag were found as far away from the
rlacc where it exploded as 500 yards
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-03-13
Arrested for Embezzlemeut.

Robert Marklc. 20. Of this city. AMI
for ia" pass few rhonths agent Tor TIE
ADAMS Express Company at Weirton. -
under arrest here charged with inc GU =
h"X2!cmcnl OF 4 large sum OF money.
Ills arrest came on tho eve OF MS lea
.n.. t" join fh: "nlurs. as he had JUST en-
listed ~ Pittsburgh and WAS "rn'r'h
- l"nvc this morning for camp. h'A
placed under arrest Marklr n"h''H
.cvorvih:ng. When pressed Ior lnf"r!nd-
ton as 10 m. accomnIicc he said il"
vrlIid u.iy"r toll. When he face" mi
nrI$uumcnt n. Intimat"d that he w"Hiu
commit suicide. lie will be held p"';"-
ms: further Investigation Into tHr MAJ
NY
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-03-13
GcOrro Earchrnct. who CT

George BaGchnect. who enlisted IN
thc aviation corps several days ago, re-
,urn,i TO New York yesterday af'er
s,,cnimg short furlough here.
Regular weekly prayer services Viii
be held IN all OF the local churches this
evening.
Several dogs from this city are en-
tered in the kennel show being held in
Wheeling this week.
Mayor James Ralston OF Martins
Ferry passed through this city last
evening on his way 10 Bellalre.
Or j. NJ Hunter of Rayland was L
business caller il the city for short
time yesterday.
.lam,s Camphcil of Rarncsvillc was in
IN" ely FOR "A short time yesterday call
lns on friends and relatives.
Henry Fretcr returned last evening
after spending the day IN Stcubcnrll!c
calling on friends.
Stanley smith OF Lisbon is IN the city
for = :ew days calling on friends and
relatives
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-03-13
E6nv Get New Industry.

Rc!latre may get another nov N
dust-y /" plans row developing n""
carried OK \ deal was practically
clcs~rl yesterday % m":'rc .hc l"i!a.r"
F.naro~l company and r." Jewel, Ena:n-
cling company. 'ha 'att"r rr,n"'7aI.y
controlled by lo-Ai capital IT," old
S,rorc.Hatci'" rlaa. III South H";la.r"
VIII 10 us,G ny -" now comTanE ami
No york % r"rn"a"!Na; N. old structure
VIII start in Gov days TN" plant w''l
~, placed IN operation rs soon rs posi-
b., and will furnish employment TO soy
cra! hundred pc-soCs.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-03-13

Tho Bridgeport Bank and Trust COM
many is making arrangements 10 offer
some line prizes in the garden contest
which will be conducted the coming
summer. and will announce the list in
tho next few days. \ similar contest
was held at Martins Ferry last year,
and rs Il result much was learned by
Tho school pupils in the way OF garden
;,,,r
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-03-13
About Ready for Drive

III" women Of jefferson county h'Ee
been ;h"ruuGhly organized for the "r''>
=. l,n made f"r funds for the commhh''F
ircri,rr at camp sherman. thiIllr"' NO. :
Every church m ;hr county had app"'H'-
.rI = cnmiIui,i'" and Il determine" ''i"Ti
IS - w. mad" ~ :;.:s" jefferson count! !
;tu;:. a.: $G.;6".
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-03-13
To plnu New Athens Girls.

Thc girls basketball team OF the local
hi=h school have completed arrange
Ilru;S Ia play the New Athens girls
team on the Y. W. &. ~ iloor in Wheel
Ir:. his evening. The locals will make
an effort TO even up the defeat handed
10 them by. the visitors TWO Weeks ago.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-03-13
Entertained Bible Class.

Las. avnaing a; ms I";re on Itrs' I'M
John Ecdcwi= entertained ~" rn"mi"'rs'
of he Kympnrr Eih!c cjaS* q ~" First
Reformed Sumdav s"haol : lar nam
bc- oe members were present AMI thc
evening vas rrof!'ab'y spent.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-03-13
Confer with Business Men

4 committee representing the !"ca! y.
2. G. W. L. and business VIII hold
conference IN tn. Coum"-"ia! club on
Thursday ey~1:iNs. Tn" matter % Sc
curing the nncIona! g.aSSwork"rs' c"u-
vcntion for Ec!laire in 1919 wall b" dis
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-03-13

The South N"llaire division oc H.
WO,,an,s Christian Temperance Union
will meet THURSDAY evening a, tn"
home Of Mrs. Ja:r--s G"troa&t "n Gravel
Hill. A rro,--Am vii. h" rendered and
ali r!crcb 70 arc invited "a a..cHd.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-03-13
Lands in jail.

ga Moore, .'"i"r"i. IL Il prisoner IN
.'... county 'nil. having been arrested OIL
., ..fflr@.. e.: h"Iiir.; up ALVIN Thompson
:,,.i rnt,hiuG him a. Sl5. H. Will lifcl Y
~. l,nu"J over - IN" grand jury.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-03-13
Cnncdnr Arrested

Wheeling man VINO refused to give
his; name was arrested by Marshal Bert
McConnaughcy in the central part OF
III" city yesterday morning on inc
charge OF exceeding tho speed limit. He
Was taken To the city building. where
he posted 80 Tor his appearance later.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-03-13

''fcrdy. do YOU really love mo
'pidn'; it take 30 CENTS 10 send that
last letter wrote? "-kansas CAY
journal
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-03-13
Mauy visitors in CITY.

.N,~Hor. ::r'.r.. W." IA N" city yes
f,r.tr.. rurm.u! -. attend in" sGh-d s;iri.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-03-13
To Offer Prizes.

:,tolcn rs no license number appears on
the car.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-03-13
C-,p,io,tior Naxt Tuesday.

! caiss ordinance or the Wheeling Trac-
! iun company.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-07-02

even before they were ready to leave
their own trench. And they didn't
tell you about the Boche who had
climbed up a tree with an automatic
rife and dealt out q little destruction
until an American located him. They
can't show you Max Hubbell as he
calmly goes to the keel and fires the
lone shot that tumbles the Fritz out of
that tree. And what sort OF n view
could you get OF that giant Texas lieu
tenant, Currie. birch club in one hand
and an automatic pistol in the other.
working down the trenches, moro than
half naked from forcing his mon to
come in Just as if all they had to
way.
do they show you Hart, bombing
those fellows he caught in their dug
out, holding the grenades a little after
they had fused to be sure they would
not be thrown back at him like the first
one he threw in? But we see them.
We understand. And II you could ga
ther news from the homes many wide
apart, and they could tell you how
Freddie Turner went and how Al Boh-
mer fought to the last; of how Orville
Hawkins got his Croix de Guerre, Of
why Lieutenant Van Hoff Is still in the
hospital because he persisted in lead
ing his men on after he was severely
wounded. and why Captain Ross was
cited in orders, then you would get
better than a composite Of the things
which we have seem You would un-
tent in their significance: that they are
laden with glory for a large number,
and that 1t means suffering for a few
who are fighting the silent and sacri-
ficing battle back home.
1t is hard to compass the human
side 1t Is difficult to perceive how 1t
works upon an individual. When
first visited within the range of the
mobile guns the constant roar Of our
guns and enemy guns and falling shells
kind of unnerved me and I did not
sleep so we'll that first night. Not long
ago I was with an old veteran Of
trench fighter. Things were ominous-
| ly calm Mt the time. We decided to
get n little sleep. How in the Sam
Hill is n fellow going to sleep this kind
of n night?' he asked me. i wish our
guns would open up and the boche
would drop over few shells And he
meant 1t, and was in the humor to
agree with him."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-07-02
THE NOBLE RED MAN
More Conspicuous. in Some Virtues
than the Whites.

When tho white man landed on
these shores, he found n people liv-
ing close to nature, who had made
but little material progress. but who,
in their simple way. were getting the
best out of life as they knew 1t. They
were certainly one OF the most pic
turesque and interesting of the prima-
tive races. They were essentially
children of the forest" all their
needs being supplied from the great
storehouse of nature. Physically they
were splendid specimens of manhood
at its best: tall and as straight as one
of their arrows, they carried them
selves with the easy grace of some
wild animal. Hair was straight and
black, cheekbones prominent. nose
strikingly aquiline and the complexion
not red" but a rich brown copper.
One Of -tbeiF- yeyyaS. warriors bs rrAR =
his head dress of feathers, might have
posed for n Greek god in bronze. II
Is strange how he ever came to he
called a "red man" as he Is not red
at all. but brown, the brown that
came from centuries OF exposure to
wind and sun. There arc two schools
of writer's, one picturing him as the
incarnation Of trcachery and cruelty,
and the other as the symbol Of all the
cruder virtues. Perhaps middle line
might be the correct angle from which
to view the Indian as he really was.
before the palcfacc influence Of the
white man brought out traits that
before his coming were dormant.
The weight of the testimony Of
those whose lives came into contact
with the Indian in the early days goes
to prove that many of the simple vir-
tues such as honesty, self-denial, the
power to suffer without complaining.
affection for their kin and reverence
for the things that to them were sa-
cred. came rs natural as scalping an
enemy. The history of those times
would seem to show that Indian
treachery was the exception rather
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-07-02
from dead bodies. and water which he

from dead bodies. and water which he
obtained in 4 waterproof cap.
After some weeks three Of the en-
emy visited his shell hole. but by feign-
ing death he avoided capture and er-
entually succeeded in crawling back TO
our lines-a distance Of some 500
yards"
In a hospital near London. where
he is recuperating. Taylor diffidently
amplified the story Of his terrible ex-
periences.
Robbed Dead for Food.
1t was during one Of our attacks
upon the Hindenburg line, he SAID.
1--WE had gone over the top. two COM
rrnics OF us. We were met 10y ter
rife enemy fire and the fellows were
dropping like ninepins. ! was knocked
out. 1t must have been Il couple OF
days before | recovered consciousness.
| found myself in u shell hole with an
other man who was wounded but couid
move freely. During the days and part
of the nights the bombardment Kept
W. Shells fell all around, but none
happened to drop in our shell hole.
At night Peters crept out and foraged
among the dead for scraps Of beef' line
rations and their water bottles. Alter
two or three days 1t rained. We COL
lected water in our caps.
That sort of existence lasted Tor
over five weeks. / was getting weaker
and weaker. one night Peters crawied
out and did not come back. That left
me without aid.
PLAYS 'Possum; Fools Huns.
Next day Il party of Germans came
into my shell hole. One lifted my
lcg-luckily not the broken one or Id
have yelled--I was covered with mud
and looked like the other bodies cover
ing the ground. During the next FORT
night managed to live on the reserve
beef Peters had collected. Then, feel
| ing that nothing worse could happch'
| resolved to try to get into our INES
II WIS an inky night. First / crawled
by mistake right into q German line
They didn't hear me, so turned BACK
and inchcd along for an hour. Thcn
got into some barbed wire. l was
mass of cuts, blood and rags before
got through. Just then Vercy light
shot up. | saw a man peering over
trench. He was about to shoot when
shouted. Three OF them came OUT
and dragged me into our own tren-
ches."
Before the war Taylor was factory
hand. He is recovering rapidly and
looking forward to his return to the
trenches.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-07-02

No Free Advertisins.-A violinist
was bitterly disappointed with the ac-
count of his recital printed in the pa
Der OF small town.
IL told your man three or tour
times" complained the musician to the
owner Of the paper. that the instru-
mcnt ! used was genuine Stradivari-
us, and in his story there was not a
word about II, not word"
whereupon the owner said with
laugh:
That Is as 1t should be. When MIR.
Stradivarius gets his iiddlcs adrcrtis-
ed in my paper under ten cents a line.
you come around and let me .:now.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-07-02
Humorous department

He Knew II Was Dangerous.-An
Englishman was seeing his first game
of baseball, and the fan" was explain
ing the different plays as they were be-
ing made.
Don't you think It's great?' enthu-
siastically asked the fan"
Well" replied the Enelishman. i
think it's very exciting. but also d
very dangerous game.
dangerous nothing" replied the
fan.
Just then a runner was put out at
second base.
What has happened now" asked
the Englishman.
Click Smith has died at second
laconically replied the tan.
Died at second" replied the aston
ished Briton. Il knew II was dan
gerous game"