Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-10-03
IN COLUMN RIGHT

NOAOUWN NIUE
ny ROBERT d. GOODWIN
Corporal, 47tA Co. 154th ID. H..
If the old adage Three moves equal
one fire." is true. the 18th BattailOn
should be burned completely up. the
battalion has made eight moves IN
its three months of existence.
With a good healthy imagination
any one can read the symptoms q
Spanish "hu" and tumble right INTO
bed with-a misplaced application
of Christian Science.
The optimist: No drug or DOCTOR
bills to worry about. anyway.
Private Stringer is barber. soEs
of barber shop chord as 1t were.
Discarded worries: Patent leather;
disposing of our old straw nats' es'@s
oyercoat at "Uncle Ike's.
Private Rodman German. VINO Won
the ten spot for his portrayat ol
"What's Coming to the kalser,
that's q lot of money over there
L
our pockets, too.
Editor Haynes of T. & c.. remarks
that he leaves his appetite IN CaMp
Meade every day. That rem Ha Svros
what has become of We olde ty.no
editor who used to wear tobacco JUICE
whiskers. and carry a bottle III one
pocket and a gun in the otner!
Col. Roosevelt's dispatch relative TO
treatment OF 8laCKcTS
to the Kansas City Star was iate. ~
was too caustic to send over the
wires. and it is said 1t was almost
necessary to print 1T on ASBESTOS.
The team of "Me und Colt" seems
to have split up and the kaiser must
be doing single.
The world moves, so does the 47th
Company, for the ninth time
Night Riders: The guard mount.
"Pieces of Eight" our mess hit.
Who said love was just one d.
fool after another?
Self-confidence Is the first requisite
to the making of good soldier.
No disappointment ~ quite SO bitter
as the disappointment that comes
when you are disappointed with your
self. yF
The kaiser probably thinks that the
Americans have an uncanny way OF
failing upstairs.
the present question is,. Where do
we move from here. sir? Where 40
we move from here?"
Boys, to mother. father, sister,
brother ana the loved ones write
demic. Make the burden of their fears
for you lighter.
I have discovered that the best way
to keep my fountain pen from Leak
ing Is not to fill 1t.
Any one can be a faultinder; the
thing Is to be suggester OF -reme-
dies.
Alaska has gone over the Top IN
the fourth liberty loan. And its tough
shedding there, too. What's the se-
cret? Alaska.
my thanks to you for saving my
life," said the captain. HOW caA
return the favor?"
Just keep it mum. SIR replied the
soldier. You see, Id catch thunder
If the rest OF the boys found it out"
Perhaps the kaiser is interested In
those advertisements regarding shock
absOrbers
Rockies coming iAto camp cut 20
large u in the Back Of their linen
collars 80 they can get better view
Of the United States mali airplane.
One of the boys wrote his girl
twenty-page letter and then mis-
placed it, Just another case OF
'Ioee's labor lost"
Every time we hear the mention
of &C" block~we think of sick call
and modified golf balls. Note: Only
soldiers will get the drift Of this. 4
"Are you sick?" asked the lieutenant
Of one of the boys.
mo, sir" said the soldier. otis theII
marriage notice of my best girl that
makes me look that way"
We are now prepared to contradict +
Edison. Guard duty put US wise thak
four hours is not enough.
II dreamed last night that / was ii
assigned to the Depot Brigade for the
duration OF the war" remarked on9s
OF our lieutenants."
That wasn't a dream" said CapEI 7
Howard ]. Boltz. That was a niBht%as
mare"
Sergt Musselman says it's Iore
trail that has no bird in the bush.