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The Washington herald., 1918-07-10
THE Vanderbilt.

The House OF Vanderbilt has accumulated much
money, much land, and other material evidences of
wealth.
But few Vanderbilts acquired any considerable
share of the pubic's esteem, not since the days
when the founder of the famly's fortune delivered
his ultimatum that, "The public be damnedl"
Cornelius Vanderbilt is fighting cover
there" for the people his money-makng, 1and-grab-
bing ancestor damned. Just recently has he been
promoted to be a brigadier general a promotion
well merited and position this Vanderbilt will fill
with glory to himself and honor to his country.
This Vanderbilt began his training career seven
teen years ago with the New York National Guard.
He studied hard and long to make of wealthy son
of wealthy father capable and courageous soldier
of free nation and democratic people. Since
the United States got into the war this Vanderbilt
has proven his courage and ability to fight the
Huns.
Brig Gen. Cornelius Vanderbilt is a regular
American and real hero.
The Washington herald., 1918-07-10

Aulkam came 20 WashIncton from
Troy IN 1ss where he had been en-
gaged IN the fnsnufscturinE business
under the nrm name Of Herman.
Aul<am and Company.
On the creation Of the Municipal
Court Of The District IN 100. he was
appointed clerk and had held that
position ever since. He was a mem
Der Of St Johns Episcopal Church
and a member Of the B. b. French
Lodge r. A. A. n. and Of the Ma
tional Geographic Society. His death
resulted from complications which set
Garfield Hospital where he had been
m q month
The Washington herald., 1918-07-10
The Voice of Many Tongues.

We borrow the following from the current issue
of Golfers Weekly:
advertising speaks with a million tongues!
: Have you ever thought of it in that way before?
Have you ever considered how advertising, Just
like those conveyors, releases men so that they
give the strength OF their bodies and the skill
of their hands to making guns or arplanes or
ships or any Of the hundred and one things which
must be sent overseas to the American Expedi-
tionary Forces?
Understand this: advertising does not take the
place of the skilled and trained salesman
"But advertising does conserve his time and
supplement his efforts. Advertising eliminates the
lost motion.
advertising, never before, works wonders
in filling the gaps which exist in the salesmen's
ranks because their fellows in one capacity or
another are serving their country
Advertising introduces and guarantees the
that the salesman when he follows along need not
spend time in explaining and arguing. That lost
motion is saved =
at is in these ways tina: advertising is sup
plementing the efforts of statesmen, fewer than
before-supplementing their efforts, conserving
their time, eliminating the lost motion.
'"The man who invents device that will make
machine part half second faster is helping to
conserve man power.
The man who originates method of packing
and wrapping oatmeal or sugar or anything of the
kind at greater speed than it has been done before
is helping
And u Sman or woman who buys these stand
The Washington herald., 1918-07-10
Before and After.

BY Private THOMAS N GoRMIY.
Fourth Co., Camp Meigs.
With shot and shell
On their way through hell
Well make those Germans run.
And the Kaiser. too,
Will feel quite blue, e..
And so will every Hun.
Then across the Rhine
He will droop and pine
And sigh, 'The Worlds Not Mine, =
Back home we'll go,
Our folks to show,
How we changed the fright Diyir p
AFTERWARDS.
We crossed to France,
There had our chance
To prove our loyalty.
There heroes bled
And tears were shed
To make old Europe free.
Back home we go
The folks to show
How well our work is through;
In the sun il shohe
From great white dome,
onr grand red. white and blue
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FREDERICK G. AUKAM
WILL BE BURIED TODAY

Funeral services for the late Fred
erick Q: Aukam. for nine years clerk
Of the Aunicipai Court. Will be held
this efternon at his residence, sils
Mt. Pleasant street northwest. az s
O'Clock. The remains VIII be sent to
Troy. N. r.. his former home, for in
terment In oakwood Cemetery.
The Municipal Court, with the ex-
ception Of judge Terrell, who WIN
hear important landlord ana tenant
cases. viii be closed all day. Mr..
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ardized advertised goods--at . saving Of his own
time and the time of the clerks helping.
advertising is essential, then for two reasons:
st eliminates the lost, motion in buying and
selling
"And 1t spreads through every nook and corner
of the nation the vital message Of time-saying
and labor conservation
To-day marks advertising's supreme opportunity
For it speaks with the voice of many tongues"
The Washington herald., 1918-07-10
AIINE O. CHEER
EACH DAY o. THE YEAR.
By John Kendrick Bangs.
A PRESENT HEAVEN.

Give me the rule Of law and love
Whereunder all men serve mankind
With no class under or above.
But all to helpfulness inclined:
Where none shall lack the chance they
need
To prove the.fulness Of their worth
III show you then a Heaven indeed
Not far away, but here on earth.
Copyright. Islal
The Washington herald., 1918-07-10
B. plMc

I'm not an anarchist.
I'd like to be rich myself.
But I was in Central Park
Awhile this morning.
Watching the children play.
And there were . lot.
OF fair-haired tots.
Trisngled with the finest.
Bird's-eye. linen
Dangling about the knees.
OF costumed French nurses.
And one could imagine.
Them taking their paregorie.
Gu. Of a golden spoon
And there was one kind.
Who was all swathed.
In a secondhand flour sack.
With tn. xxx showing plainly.
And while the rich kids.
Drew away from him.
And looked on haushtily.
He searched about.
For bits Of broken glass.
Tacks and other edibles.
And when little RolIo.
With golden curisL
Came up real close.
He gave him a slap.
That sent him bawling.
Then "the brat" toddled off.
In search Of worms. =
Or something.
And no one seemed to care.
Whittier he went.
Or when he returned.
And the policeman told me.
His mother worked out
And Just brought the kid.
To the park each morning.
And left him there.
Until she finished at night.
And little sister.
Came from school at noon.
And they ate lunch together.
may be all wrong.
I usually am.
But I've got a bet down.
On Dirty Faced Mickey.
He Is learning self reliance.
And how to fight his own way.
And he will never be a snob.
For he sees. what 1t does.
To the pasty-faced,
Little children Of the rich.
Who turn up their noses.
Because he has to wear.
A second hand flour sack.
The Washington herald., 1918-07-10

These are the days of greatest need a,
5ition to work in the backyard garden.
The Washington herald., 1918-07-10

Quite natural that the bird of peace should not
want to flock with the vultur of kultur.
The Washington herald., 1918-07-10

Another reason for buying thrift stamps: "Ce
many taxes each Belgian $I5o"
The Washington herald., 1918-07-10

Two punk 'P's"-Prussianism and
profiteering.
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If only that work or fight" order could reach
members of Congress! =
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Kan the proftssr- --thsn 60 after
~ xeiDeS x -. :
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A new way to spell "rITALYationp
The Washington herald., 1918-07-10

Russian government Is hard to
understand. in some ways. The rap
idity with which news travels from
each Townships we would call It
Ito the next township and from
there on and on. 10 mystery to
our observers. The. most surpris-
ing part Of It al is. however. that
The Washington herald., 1918-07-10
OPEN VENTILATED LOCKERS

A secondhand flour sack.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13
KIDNEY SUFFERERS HAVE
FEELING OF SECURITY

You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such medicine is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle of Swamp-Koot.
Swamp-Root is scientifically compound
ed from vegetable herbs.
1t is not a stimulant and is taken in
teaspoonful doses.
It is not recommended for everything,
According to verified testimony it is
natures great helper in relieving and over.
coming kidney, liver and bladder trou-
bles.
A sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp.
Root.
If you need medicine, you should have
the best.
If you are already convinced that
Swamp Root is what you need, you will
find it on sale at all drug stores in bottles
of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

Your Labor COunts-every ounce
Of work you do helps some soldier.
This war was fought as truly in the
household and in the workshop as it
was in the trenches.
Some Of our American women are
borne down physically and mentally,
by the weaknesses of their sex. They
suffer from backache, dragging sensa-
ton, bearing-down pains, very nervous
and pain in top Of head. If they ask
their neighbors they will be told to take
a Fdvorite Prescription of DR.. Pierce's
which has been SO well and favorably
known for the past half century.
Weak women should try it now. Don't
waitI Today is the day to begin. This
Temperance tonic and nervine will bring
vim, vigor and vitality, Send DIR. Pierce,
Buffalo, N. Y, 10c. for trial pkg. tablets.
New MdrEet, Tenn.-"About q year ago was
very poorly during expectancy. We called q
doctor and got relieved of my misery for while,
but the trouble soon came back and continued
FIVE weeks. / got weak and nervous and was in
an awful condition. friend of mine advised
me TO try DR.. Pierces Prescription, and did 30.
The frat bottle cured me, but continued taking
it and it did me lots of good. Previously had
such trying experiences but this time / had
practically no suffering. l was sick but q short
time. l can highly recommend DR.. Pierces Fav-
orite Prescription to suffering women"
Mrs. Cora Cochran. Route g.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13
GOOD NEWS
A Lady in Texas Tells How
She Regained and Keeps
Her Health.

Every household should have at
hand all the time dependable rem
edy with which to fight catarrh ana
catarrhal conditions.
The experience of Mrs. M. q. Berk-
ley, No. 1922 9th ST., Galveston, Tex,
is not unique, but her letter does car
ry vigorous safety first" suggestion
to every American home: Il wish to
tell you of the good Peruna has been
to me. l have used 1t five years and
have never found 1t other than salts
factory as a remedy for colds, catarrh,
indigestion and many other ailments.
am never without Peruna."
Coughs, colds, catarrh, grip and in
fluenza cannot safely be neglected.
Any disease due to catarrhal intlam-
nation Of the mucous lining, whether
of the nasal passages, throat, lungs,
stomach, bowels, kidneys, bladder or
other organs, is to be feared. Catarrh
is always a menace to the general
health and on account of its preva-
lence must be fought and fought hard
all the time.
Thousands place their entire Deepen
dence upon the well known time-tried
remedy, Peruna. DIR. Hartman began
selling Peruna for catarrh fOrty-fve
years ago. Try Peruna first and avoid
possible disappointment and expense.
Tablet or liquid form. Sold every
where.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

A laxative today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Children simply will not
take the time from play to empty their
bowels, which become clogged up with
waste, liver gets sluggish, stomach
sour.
Look at the tongue, mother! If
coated, or your child is listless, cross,
feverish, breath bad, restless, doesn't
eat heartily, full Of cold or has sore
throat or any other children's all
ment, give a teaspoonful Of "Cali-
fornia Syrup of Figs" then don't
worry, because it is perfectly harm
less, and in few hours all this con-
stipation poison, sour bile and fer
menting waste will gently move out Of
the bowels, and you have a well, play
full child again. A thorough inside
cleansing" is oftimes all that is neces-
sary. 1t should be the first treatment
given in any sickness.
Beware of counterfeit fig syrups.
Ask your druggist for bottle of "Cal-
ifornia Syrup of Figs" which has
full directions for babies, children Of
all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Look carefully
and see that it is made by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Company."-Adv.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13
Ugh! CaIomeI Sickens;; SaIivates!
Please Try DOdson's Liver Tone
I am sincere! My medicine does not upset liver
and bowels so you lose days work.

You're bilious! Your liver is slug
gish! You feel lazy, dizzy and all
knocked out. Your head is dull, your
tongue is coated; breath bad; stomach
sour and bowels constipated. But
don't take salivating calomel. 1t makes
you sick; you may lose days work.
Calomel Is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis Of the bones.
CalOmel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite, breaking 1t up. That's when
you feel that awful nausea and cramp'
ing.
If you want to enjoy the incest, gen.
tlest liver and bowel cleansing you
ever experienced just take spoonful
Of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone to-
night. Your druggist or dealer sells
you a bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone
for a few cents under my persona
money-back guarantee that each spoon
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

iul Will clean your sluggish liver bet
ter than dose Of nasty calomel and
that 1t won't make you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. You'll know it next morn
Ing because you will wake up feeling
nne, your liver will be working, your
headache and dizziness gone, your
stomach will be sweet and your bowels
regular. You will feel like working /;
you'll be cheerful; full of vigor and
ambition.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and can
not salivate. Give it to your children.
Millions of people are using Dodson's
Liver Tone instead of dangerous calo-
mel now. Your druggist will tell you
that the sale of calomel is almost
stopped entirely here.-Adv.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13
A BRIGHT, CLEAR COMPLEXION

is always admired, and it is the lauda-
BILE ambition Of every woman to do all
she can to make herself attractive.
Many of our southern women have
found that Tetterine is invaluable for
clearing up blotches, itchy patches,
etc, and making the skin soft and
velvety. The worst cases Of eczema
and other torturing skin diseases yield
to Tetterine. Sold by druggists or sent
by mail for SOC. by Shuptrine Co.,
Savannah, Ga.-Adv.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13
soothe ItchIno skins

With Cuticura. Battle with Cuticura
Soap and hot water, dry and apply the
Ointment. This usually affords relief
and points to speedy healment. For
free samples address, "Cuticura, Dept.
K, Boston" At druggists and by mail.
Soap Is, Ointment 25 and 50.-Adv.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13
Keeping the Faith.

A man returning from Philadelphia
tells of ragged newsbOy, who, after
his papers were all sold, still stood
near independence hall Justify shout
ing the news of Germany's surrender.
"I'm just a-doin' what the Liberty bell
would do if 1t could" explained the lit
tie patriot.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13
Cruel Treatment.

Yeast-The Germans in the intern
ment camps in this country say we are
treating them cruelty.
Crimsonbeak-HOw so?
"They claim we're taking all the
kick out of the beer we let 'em have"
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

The moment you eat a tablet or two
of Papes Diapepsin all the indigestion
pain and dyspepsia distress stops.
Your disordered stomach will feel
fine at once.
These pleasant, harmless tablets Of
Pape's Diapepsin never fail and cost
very little at drug stores. Adv.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13
HOw's This ?

We offer 10000 for any case Of catarrh
that cannot be cured by HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is TAX.
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
Sold by druggists for over forty years
Price 75c. Testimonials free.
F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13
Vital Question.

Mrs. JOhnson-Sistah Martha has
jest got a divo'ce fun her husband.
Mrs. Jackson-You don't say. How
much ammonia did de cou't grant her?
Boston Transcript.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13
To Some Extent.

Mrs. Gaddy claims that she made
her husband"
$50 she did; she made fool Of
him."
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

No Worms In a Healthy Child
All children troubled with worms have an un-
healthy color, which indicates poor blood and as q
rule, there is more or less stomach disturbance
GROVES TASTHLESS chill TONIC given regularly
for two or three weeks will enrich the blood, inn
prove the Digestion and act as General Strength
ening Tonic 10 the whole system. Nature will then
throw OF dspel the worms, and the Child will be
In perfect health Pleasant to take 6Oc per bottle
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13
FOR TooTHAcHE

Nothing gives quicker relief than
Vacher-Balm, it is harmless. 2jc in
jars or tubes. Made by e. w. Vacher,
Inc, New Orleans, La. Adv.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13
Very Much So.

"What's been on the carpet latelyT
'King Albert going to Brussels, for
one thing"
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13
Like Producing Like

"It was a great send-off they gave
Jimsy, wasn't it?" Eyes, and there1l
be comeback, too"
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

Cure pimpes headache, bad breath by taking
May Apple, Aloe, Jalap rolled into tiny sugar
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

Infections or infiammations Of the Eyes,
whether from external or internal causes,
are promptly healed by the use of Roman
Eye Balsam at night upon retiring. Adv.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

Acid Stomach, Heartburn and Nausea
quickly disappear with the use of Wrighta
Indian Vegetable Pills. Send for trial boz
to S72 Pearl St., New York. Adv.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13
Otherwise Peaceful.

WAS it military dinner?"
Just suggestion Of the military,
We Shelled the nuts"
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

The kangaroo is healthy-looking
animal, but it is nearly always on its
last legs.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

cATARRH, COUGHS, AND GROUP
Are quickly relieved by Vacher-Balm.
Every family should keep it in the
house this time of year. If you can
not get it locally send 25c for tube
to E, w. Vacher, New Orleans, La.Adv.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

Two are needed to start a quarrel,
hut one can stop it.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

Clcrk-"My salary is not what it
should be-" Employer-"But could you
live On what it should be-"
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

True love seldom finds it necessary
to express itself in words.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

Our faults are soon fOrgotten-if
known only to ourselves.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

His satanic majesty must have a lot
of branch offices.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

When Baby Is Teething
GROVES BABY BOWEL MEDICINE will correct
the Stomach and Bowel troubles Perfectly harm
less. See directions on the bottle.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

Sometimes what is regarded as a
pious life is merely contemplate one.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13

The way of the world, Elizabeth. Is
around the sun.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13
.PAPE'S DIAPEPSIN
FOR INDIGESTION
EAT ONE TABLET! NO CASES.
ACIDITY, DYSPEPSIA OR ANY
STOMACH MISERY.

Undigested food! Jumps of pain;
belching gas, acids and sourness. When
your stomach is all upset, here is in
slant relief-No waiting!
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1918-12-13
Tobacco Or Snuff Habit Cured

100 VIEWS D. s. GAHTOHMEATS 66s Camp SSSs ssSs.
Camp Wheeler on post cards, all for Csc. CITY
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-02
WOULD KILL
BUN" JOKES

LONDON, oct. 2s.--Enter the war
joke controller for Great Brltainl
"And why not?" demands II. +.
stockman. father Of the idea, in a
letter TO the war cabinet, urging that
control OF war jokes be established
at once.
Funny 1okers.' he says, shave
multiplied like rabbits during the war.
We must control them--'swat them
az you Americans would say-ere they
ruin U.S.
4 In his letter to the war cabinet Mr..
j Stockman submits tentative list OF
war jokes that would be prohibited
In any form. This blacklist follows:
said or did during an air raid.
said or did uring an air raid.
2-Quips about the shortage or
quality Of food.
S-"Humor" such as--''Well, II
King George asks about me, tell
him. etc.
4-Afnerican Jokes about what
Ethiopian citizens said when they
came up for examination.
5-Jokes about the unfaithfulness
Of wives and sweethearts while the
men are away fighting. Music hall
artists would be exempt frobl Sec
tion S because, Mr.. Stockman explains
II would throw most Of them out OF
work.
G--Anecdotes containing German
dialect
7--Gags about war-diluted liquors
or after-war prohibition.
S-All jokes about DORA. (De !
Tense of the Realm Act)
9-cynical Australian jokes about /
sacred subjects.
104-American jokes about Texas, I
Mexico, lassos. lynchings, cowpunch- /
ers, Rocky Mountain goats and (
George III. leR I
When asked whether he was a /
candidate for the office OF war joke
controller, Mr.. Stockman modestly 4
replied: atiMM
"Gawd. MOI"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-02
REGoNIAN PENDLETON OREGON SATURDAY,

Ter Bombing planes must always be
protected by a flock OF speedy pur-
suit planes, but the March plane, CONF
mittee members said, will need no
such protection, as It is capable of
holding it's own with the speediest fly
erh
Senator Thomas, chairman OF the
lair-crafG slfb-commitfee of the mill
tary affairs committee. is to see John
u. Ryan, in charge Of aircraft pro-
duction TO urge that no "tinkering"
be done with the Martin machine. Re-
ports have reached committee mem-
bers that experimenting was TO be
done with it.
Committee members said they were
informed that 1000 afrplanes have
been shipped to France. They learn
ed, they said, that the Caproni. the
Italian bombing plane, has passed
satisfactory tests.
Four new types of planes are be-
ing produced, committee members
said. They are the Glen Martin,
French model. an italian model, and
the United States D-9, which replaces
the DeFaviland four. Two of these
models are being built around the
Liberty motor.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-02
OHIO GENIUS MAKES
RECORD INVENTION
American Produces Air
plane Which May be
War Wonder.

WASHINGTON Nov. 2.--Amerlcan
genius has produced an airpIane which
iray stand out as one OF the wars
greatest inventions, members of the
senate military affairs committee de-
clared, following their weekly con-
fereRce at the war department
Committee members said they were
told by officials that a bombing
plane. designed by Glenn Martin,
Cleveland. Ohio. inventor, has devel-
oped speed of $50 miles an-hour,
twice the speed OF the ordinary bomb
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-02

night until Monday. Banks may be.
open from 10 until / o'clock daily.
but no persons may enter who does
not wear ganzez AsaSks All stores save
meat markets. groceries and drug
stores are closed.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-02
YaIsIma Takes prastic ActIon.

sscners and the health authorities to-
day ordered all public offices. save
those in which matters of record are
handled. closed to the public from to-