Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-26

the matches, several good cones
grinders have been selected.
Philadelphia may be the City %
Brttherly Love. but Oh, boy, that ism
the only brand
First Sergt. Paul A. Musselman .
now taking an iron tonic. He does
not think he In quite hard enous1
yet.
Five days leave will surely Wnes
your appetite, especially win mann
and" at so cents.
"what barracks are you in?" asked
Private Warren B. Clemmer or Frt>A
yate William Lockwood.
-EYes." said Clemmer. but wnacs
vosir barracks? And finally Lockwoo9
had to write "U-s" to be fully unasES
stood.
A fellow never notices notices ~ 5uS TaiI no ~
beautiful the moon - until ns A
love.
We were all lqunging about the
s6Gadroom when tho subject OF the
greatest inventor arose: .oh, hal.
.';Marconi." said Private 'onh
ia Edison. Calling. Bell Browning az, snS
rnKny other great inventors recetvS~1
mention and the argument was apvu n
to be decided in favor OF a EHaS yerosined
sgt: M sn,, r5sea: ~"O M
u" ~rhat man~that man who invented
interest-he was no siouch.
Speaking Of peach stone SAVING 70
make carbon for gas MASKS we xsSsI
a Sneach" here the other Day tnaf
worn q two-cent stone thata raIneT
tongGetied US.
Lieut.. william p. Blanchard. WesSs
that all the solid ivory aSey H1 tnsKs.
when dreams come true: An order
to stand reveille abed. ,.a..
A good thing spelled oacA"aiuss
Regal.
'swhat is a .pretzel" asked MESS
se "a cracker ' with the cramps" replied
Cook DENY.
Note to Young ladies: First Sergts
paul Musselman .dotes on chocolates
Not all at once, now.
LOVE" DEFINITIONS FROM THE
18th COMPANY.
sergt. L srae ao Bu oan,t scratch.
Corp. William @. Blackmans 1ne
ssrSt. George Riggs: An unexplains
able excruciating. paiAfui~bliss.
yo s sEploro IL The less
y9%% a, xmo~ R apH The hidden arm that
aiwavs pusies the clock ahead when
Won are with the object ana chains
the hands whom away from IT,
Soft drinks: A light punch In the
eye.
One of the boys received g DlaeK
eye during the boxing bout toaay. ~
is addressed as "Alladin and his Won
derful Lamp"
All blends are light-headed.
we tried to learn the ways OF the
Philadelphia street car system. ~
we didn't have enough money to pay
for the education.
Hush. little Nickel. don't you cry,
You'll be working like penny Dy
and by.
I spent the time should have deS
voted to Column Right last week 70
telling a profiteering hoteikeeper
what I thought Of him. It takes me
hours to compile the column. Nun
sed.
Scientific facts, There will be four
Sundays in October.
Things to worry about! The fare
to Berlin. and how many drops In
drink.
Since tho advent of lady bellhops
the percentage Of ice water thirst@
has Increased wonderfully.
Philadelphia wishes lady white
wings" Why not revive the long
skirt train Of the early nineties?
A. Kleptengingatiztolb
Observation-Disclosures d Greek res
taurant keeper of Chicago. has been
drafted. Pity the poor sergeant who
must call the roll each day.
There's a. man In our company;
And he is wonderous wise.
He "bums" a raft of cigarettes
And never. never buys:
Private Chef shafer, author Of The
his column title to ''The Trench Roar,
as he is now "over yonder."
I'm going to =.
Try
K. c. B. and
Shafer, so
The editor
:. Will think. I'm
Turning in
IA. raft of stuff -, -
When it's only :.