Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-04-17

bang all the tffne and war Is on. The
Bavarians are little better, but the
Saxons are fairly good sports and are
willing occasionally to behave as gen.
tlemen and take it easy, but you can
not trust any Of them overlong.
At one point of the line the trenches
were about thirty-twO yards apart.
This sounds horrible, but in fact it was
easy, because neither side could shell
the enemy's front-line trench for fear
shells would drop into their own. This
eliminated artillery fire.
In these trenches when up against
the Prussians and Bavarians, Tommy
had hot time Of it, but when the Sax
Ons "tOOk over' it was picnic; they
would yell across that they were Sax
Ons and would not fire. Both sides
would sit on the parapet and carry on
a conversation. This generally consist
ed of Tommy telling them how much
he loved the kaiser, while the Saxons
informed Tommy that King George
was a particular friend Of theirs and
hoped that he was doing nicely.
When the Saxons were to be relieved
by Prussians or Bavarians, they would
yell this information across No Mans
Land and Tommy would Immediately
tumble into his trench and keep his
head down.
If an English regiment was to be re-
neved by the wild Irish, Tommy would
tell the Saxons, and Immediately a vol
ley of Bonner und Blitzens" could
be heard and it was Fritz's turn to get
a crick in his back from STOPPING, and
the people in Berlin would close their
windows.
Usually when an Irishman takes over
trench, just before 'stand down" in
the morning, he sticks his rifle over
the top, aimed in the direction of Ber-
lin, and engages in what is known as
firing fifteen shots in a minute. He
is not aiming at anything in particular
just sends over each shot with a
prayer, hoping that one of his strays
will get some poor unSuSpecting Fritz
in the napper hundreds of yards be-
hind the lines. 1t generally does that's
the reason the BOches hate the man
from Erin's isle.
The SaXOns, though better than the
Pl1ssians and Bavarians, have a nasty
tra1t of treachery in their makeup.
at one point OF the line where the
trenches '-ere very close, q stake was
driven into the ground midway be-
tween the hostile lines. At night when
it was his turn, Tommy would crawl
to this stake and attach some London
papers to it, while at the foot he would
place tins Of bully beet, fags, sweets,
and other delicacies that he had re-
ceived from BIighty in the ever looked
for parcel. Later on Fritz would come
out and get these luXuries.
The next night Tommy would go out
to see what Fritz put into his stocking.
The donation generally consisted of q
paper from Berlin, telling who was
winning the war, some timed sauSageS,
cigars, and occasionally a little beer,
but a funny thing, Tommy never re-
turned with the beer unless it was in
side of him. His platoon got q Whit Of
his breath one night and the offending
Tommy lost his job.
One night a young English sergeant
craWled to the stake and as he tried to
detach the German paper q bomb eG-
plOded and mangled him horribly. Fritz
had set a trap and gained another vic
tim which was only one more black
mark against him in the book of this
war. From that time on diplomatic re-
latiOns were severed.
Returning to Tommy, I think his
spirit is best shown in the questions he
asks. It is never ''whO is going to win"
but always chow long will it takaf"
ITO be Continued.)