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The herald., 1918-07-25
Somethind Odd In Art.

Henry-He may be good artist, but
he has a queer way of doing things.
Happy-How's that?
Henry-He says he painted his great.
est masterpiece on an empty stomach.
The herald., 1918-07-25
Took a Fall Out of Him.

"Was it muscular rheumatism that
attacked your
Il should say 1t was muscular. It
threw me on my back and kept me
from getting up for a month"
The herald., 1918-07-25
NOTHING ALARMING.

us it true there is a ferment In our
neighbours family?" Y.
"Quite true. She told me their pre-
serves were working"
The herald., 1918-07-25
Not Always SoundIess.

A pin may drop in such a way
That nothing could be louder.
Just drop one that's red hot some day
Into a keg of powder.
The herald., 1918-07-25
EXPLAINED.

"They say Blinks, the humorist, sell
dom Smiles"
Eyes, Blinks seldom sees one of his
own jokes in the papers,"
The herald., 1918-07-25
He Found IL,

BacOn-Ever look for needle in a
haystack?
Egbert-Oh, yes.
"And never found it."
"Oh, yes, did. 1t was one belong
Ing to my wife. 1t was a knitting
needle, and it was in one of those
knitting bags, and the bag was almost
as big as the haystack."
The herald., 1918-07-25
WILL DIRECT RAILROAD WORK

The appointment Of Albert ].
Stone, vice president of the Erie rail-
road, to the position of assistant to the
regional director of Eastern railroads
was announced by Regional Director
A. H. Smith. Mr.. Stone has been &C
lively engaged under Mr.. Smith ever
since the roads passed into government
control.
The new executive bears a splen-
did reputation as an operating expert
of the determined, vigorous type. AS
small boy he began his career with
the Erie as a car worker at Hornell,
N. Y, and was promoted successfully
through the positions Of yard clerk,
switch tender and signal inspector.
He studied stenography at night, and
became the storekeeper and shop clerk
at Hornell. After this his rise was
rapid, and he went to New York as
chief clerk to the vice president and
general manager, Daniel Willard, who
at that time was with the Erie.
The herald., 1918-07-25

Hubby-Why did you pay $4O.53 for
that hat?
Wifey-I had to do it to make my
checkbOok balance.
The herald., 1918-07-25
Too Numerous to Mention.

We've raised the cash in various ways.
We did the trick with pride.
We've got to go ahead and raise
A lot of things beside.
The herald., 1918-07-25

Percy. Weevil-Did you notice the
melancholy sound this blade of grass
makes when il swishes in the wind?
Garden PeSt--Oh. that's just be
cause it's blue grass.
The herald., 1918-07-25
CRAZY JIM'S RIDE
svL. A. wALWoRTH.

llSSsrTnTright by the Frank A. Munsey
'e'S' Company
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-09-12
UNCONDITIONAL
 SURRENDER CLUB
 BACK UP PRESIDENT

"The Unconditional Surrender Clut was organized to show the President how many are behind him and how many are willing to fight until the President is able to dictate terms of peace" explained Robert Kennedy to the meeting of the Clubs member ship yesterday.
 Under the direction of H. R. Shep ard, chairman of the committee, ar engagements were commenced for a public meeting to be held at the Elks' Club September 18th. Mrs E. c. Russell and Miss Helen Troy were appointed to make further ar. engagements for the program.
 Those who have been circulating membership lists reported great sue cess in securing members to the Club.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-09-12
SEATTLE OFFICIAL
 SEES GREAT FUTURE
 FOR CITY OF JUNEAU

City Councilman Oliver T. Brick son and Mrs. Erickson of Seattle, who have been visiting Juneau for several weeks, left on the Humboldt for their home. MT. Erickson says he has gained a very much more extensive idea of the importance of Alaska through his visit to his city
 "Your minies and fisheries are certainly the foundations for great city at Juneau" said MT. Err ickson. "I have no hesitation in ad- vising the people of this city to hold the fort for there are surely great days ahead for those who stick with the town"
 MT. Erickson is serving his third three-year term as City Councilman in Seattle. In private life he is manufacturer of elevators and hoist ing equipment.
 MT. Erickson said that he expects to come to Juneau again. "I feel now that I shall make Alaska reg ular summer vacation ground"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-09-12
WILLIAM TASCHEK IS WEARING UNIFORM
 OF A SERGEANT

Word has been received by Ern- est Taschek and Mrs. Taschek that their son, William B. Taschek is now wearing the three stripes of ser geant in the regular army He was promoted to this rank a short time ago, skipping the rank of first class private and corporal and, he wrote, he is proud of the fact that he is one of the youngest ser geants in Alaska, as he is not yet Fl years old.
 William Taschek enlisted early this year and wrote that he is pleased with army life. He says it is mans life. and the only one. William Taschek is graduate of the Juneau high school, and has many friends in this city, all of whom are pleased because of his lrmy progress.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-09-12

Give us your next order for traIs. fer work or coal. Juneau Transfer Company. Phone 48
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-09-12
BUY WIS. s.
WOOFTER LEAVING FOR MARYLAND TO
 ENTER SIGNAL SCHOOL

c. J. Woofter, of the local cable office, will leave on the City of Se' attle for Camp Meade, Maryland where he will enter the Signal Off cers' Training School He will be replaced in the local office by Cor poral Hardman of Haines.
 Mir Woofter took examinations yes terday for entrance to the school but before the papers had been pass ed upon he received orders from the War Department to report to Camp Meade.
 'T want you to say goodbye to all of my friends for me-" said Mir Woofter to The Empire today, "and tell them I am coming back after the war, if have a leg on which to come"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-09-12

TWO IN ONE THE EMPIR, s Gay for everybody. THE EMPIRES ads" keep the houswife informed Of all safes and the news columns are right up to the minute on the days news.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-09-12

Old papers for sale at The Empire office, Second and Main streets.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-09-12
MISS CAIRO MARRIED LAST EVENING IS
 WORD RECEIVED

Miss Georgia Caro and Capt. Will liam H. Clark were married last evening in Chicago, according to word received by Jules B. Caro.
 Capt. Clark and Mrs. Clark will be at home at Camp Oglethorpe, where Capt. Clark is commanding officer after a ten days wedding journey spent in New York.
 Mrs. Caro-, who accompanied heI daughter to Chicago will return tC Juneau shortly.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-09-12

NoTICE-Miss WahIgreen's Needle
 craft Shop now located 221 Sew ard St., opp. Sanitary Grocery. Phone 417.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-09-12
3 pU, RtCHARU { . NoN kuEHLMiANN E

The German Emperor has ac- cepted the resignation of pr. Rich ard von Kuehlmann. the German Foreign Secretary. It is expected that Admiral von HintZe. the Ger man Minister at Christiania and for merly Minister to Mexico, will sue ceed him.
 Dr. Richard von Kuehlmann's res ignation has been expected ever since he told the Reichstag on June g that Germany could not expect to win the war by a military de- cision. a remark sEhich made the Pan-Germans furieuR
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-09-12
FISH PRODUCTS MAN
 IS ALASKA VISITOR

Ceasar J. Marani, head of the big fish products manufacturing company of Anacortes, Washington, the larg est plant of the kind on the Pacific Coast, is an Alaskan visitor. and a guest of C. S. Harley, of the Tenakee Fisheries Company. He arrived or the Princess Sophia, and left for Tenakee with MT. Harley this morn ing.
 The principal products of MT Marani's company are oil, fish mea and fertilizer.
The Washington times., 1918-08-14
CAMOUFLAGE PEACE
OFFER EXPECTED

That Germany and Austria will
offer to submit to President Wilson s
policy of self-determination in AL
sace-Lorraine and the Austro-Italian
Tyrolean provinces in an expected
peace offensive of the central powers
is suggested in diplomatic advices re-
ceived here today.
Reports are arriving from various
sources of political manipulations in
Alsace and Lorraine that would indi-
cate that the Germans, in a desperate
attempt to end the war without a
military decision, might agree to q
plebiscite in the '1ost provinces"
1t is believed Germany will not
make an open proposition, but will
attach such conditions to 1t that
would put the matter entirely under
her control and assure a favorable
verdict for Berlin.
Italian and Czecho-Slovak advices
point to the activities OF Austria to-
ward the Germanization of the Tyro-
lean provinces. The Czecho-Slovak
National Council has word of the re-
moVal from office of DR.. Conci, Ital-
ian deputy governor Of Tyrol, be-
cause he participated in the confer
ence of oppressed nationalities at
Prague, May Ia
The Washington times., 1918-08-14
New Fall Waists
In the Desirable Suit Shade.

Novelty waist Of Chiffon has bisque vest collar
and cuffs. large revers Of satin trimmed with but
tons. $3.50.
A Navy Blue Georgette Waist. has the front and
sleeves trimmed with bright red beads, eII60
Prune Georgette Waist, Is embroidered in beads
In striking shades, S576.
Navy GeOrgetter Waist, braided IN gold with
bsque satin roll collar; back embroidered
length sleeves, So.76.
Third floor, @ street
The Washington times., 1918-08-14
NOTED PHYSICAL
DIRECTOR DEAD

SOUTH CASCo. Me-, Aug. 14-Dr.
Luther Halsey Gulick. educator, au-
thor, and Y. NJ. c. A worker, is dead
here at the age of fifty-two years.
He had been i'll at his summer home
here for several months. Since its
organization, DR.. Gulick had been
chairman of the International COM
mittee on physical recreation of the
war-work council of the Young
Mems Christian Association. He was
forced to give up active leadership
some time ago when his health
failed.
In the organization OF the National
Playground Association of America
and the Public Schools Athletic
League OF America, DR.. Gulick took
leading part He was one time
director Of physical training in the
schools of New York City.
The Washington times., 1918-08-14
Klos6t Petticoats
To Wear With Summer Frocks
of Tub Silk
of Tub Silk

These pretty Petticoats are most .prac-
teal to wear with thin sfrocks and at thess
same time-are dainty and light in weight :
designed to be the most satisfactory of
Summer Petticoats. Made with double
panel back and front and tucked fIounce
back and 'front.' $500 each.
Many other pretty styles in colored
jersey, taffeta and satin, $500 and up.
Third floor, F street.
The Washington times., 1918-08-14
New Models IN
Women's Autumn Footwear

That Hlustrate the Smartness of the New Fas6ions
Simple in STYLE yet refined these advance
models of Womens Footwear in black and Being limited
in the colors which makers permitted make greater
effort than has been put into their making
surprising that such wellappearng shoes result
Styles for Dress semdress and walking being
shown
senatdreas 9laek E<id long
d
made iongv amp
tip; welt sole; military leather heel
and
around and lace
The Washington times., 1918-08-14
TAKE OFF YOUR COLLAR
AND LEAVE IT Off"
BORN EAST OF ERIN

NEW YORK, Aug. lotto Lenzer.
who, it was charged. swore he was Irish
although both parents were born in
Germany-and, under the name of John
Madden, worked in a gas mask factory
in Long Island City, and Minnie Brahs.
a co-worlSer. were fined SIS each in the
court OF special sessions in Queens yes
terday.
gathered by Secret Service men detailed
to guard the gas mask plants. The
woman, like the man, these agents re-
ported, is OF German extraction. Both,
1t was said, swore falsely to their ma
tionality in affidavits required OF en-
ployes.
The Washington times., 1918-08-14
Lemon Juice
For FreCkIeS
oIrtsi Make beauty lotion ae
home for q few cents. T1hI

squeeze the Juice OF two lemons
sn1o bottle containing three
unSSes S,1Ss OF orchard white, shake
~ ti ana you have a quarter pint
81 the best freckle and tan lotion
sn ana complexion besutifer, at very,
your grocer has the lemons and
ny ny drug store or toilet counter
ehard white fer a few cents Mas
sage this sweetly fragrant lotion
into the face, neck, arms, and
nanos each day and see how freck-
ies and blemishes disappear and
Low hoM clear soft and white the skin!
The Washington times., 1918-08-14
1O1 CASUALTIES
ON TODAY'S LIST

One hundred and one casualties IN
the American expeditionary forces
were announced today by the War
Department, divided as follows:
Sixty-nine killed In action, twenty
one died from wounds, ten from dis
ease, and one from accident and
other causes.
The officers on the list were:
Killed in action: Lieuts. William
B. Brown, Moscow, Pa; Sidney T.
Cole, Corning, N. Y.
Died from wounds: Major Maynard
A. Wells, San Antonio, Tex: Capt.
Mortimer H. Jordon. Birmingham,
Ala; Lieut. w. Brown Baxley, BAlti-
more, Nd.
The Washington times., 1918-08-14
TEN MARINE CASUALTIES

Ten names were contained In a
marine corps casualty list issued to-
day, divided as follows: Four killed
In action. three wounded severely,
one wounded, degree undetermined,
and two missing in action The
names follow:
Killed in action: Corporal John d.
Stark. Pittston, Pa; Private Allen p.
Darby, Vermillion, Ohio: Private Her
bert G. Klebes, Sharon, Conn: Private
Herbert II. Souder. Philadelphia.
Wounded severely: Private Edwin
c. Bellies, Wallula, Wash: Private
Harry B. Mckee. Fort Wayne, Ind;
Private George ID. Robinson, Con-
shohocken, Pa.
Wounded, degree undetermined:
Private William A. Dodge, Molalla,
Ore.
Missing in action: Private Samuel
C Mullin, Pittsburgh: Private Everett
l. Thomas, New Madison, Ohio.
The Washington times., 1918-08-14

Resinol Soap and Resinol Oint-
ment are excellent, too, for the
care of the hair, dispelling dam
duff and keeping the hair live
and lustrous. All druggists sell
Resinol Soap and Resinol oint-
ment 1.-TWO sizes).
The Washington times., 1918-08-14

She would be pretty girl, if it wasn't for that
pimpy, botchy complexion % But the regular use of
Resnol Soap, aided at first by little Resinol Ointment
would probably make it clear fresh and charming If
poor skin is 1O1 handicap, begin using the Resinol
treatment and see how quickly it improves.
The Washington times., 1918-08-14
Cash's Woven Names
The Easiest and Most Satisfactory Way To
Mark the School Girls or
Boys Clothes

They may be used for marking linen.
underwear, blankets, handkerchiefs, house
hold linens and wearing apparel Of all kinds,
preferred.
Various styles Of letters and most any
color you want on a white ground
Less trouble than writing on the cloth
ing with indelible ink; few stitches put
them on safely, and they will be easily
legible for years.
They are neat, durable. and economical
$500 for ia, $1.25 for 72, S5c for SO.
Main floor, G street
The Washington times., 1918-08-14
SHOES TO COST LESS

Shoes are to cost less. The War
Industries Board announced yesterday
that prohteering In leather manufac-
lures would be eurbed By strict price
regulations
The Washington times., 1918-08-14

Want to start sOmethiRgf. Wen,
secure some war savings stamps;
they viii surely speed the wars sue
cessfuI subsidence.
The Snowflake herald., 1918-02-22

sented seeing himself as others saw
him. Collecting a score or more of
street urchins, he treated them to a
supper, gave them each a shilling to
secure a seat in the gallery and prom
iSed them another treat the next day
if they would hiss FOote off the stage.
They promised with glee. but his
friends who attended the performance
that night reported that not hiss was
to be heard. On the contrary. the OBJ
noXiOus scene of mimicry was received
with more boisterous applause than
ever.
Naturally the man was disappointed.
When, the next morning. the troop of
boys turned up in eXuberant spirits,
clamorouslY demanding the promised
reward. he repudiated the claim. They
in turn were indignant and reproach-
full
"Plaze, yer honor, we did all we
could" explained their spokesman,
.''for the actor man had heard of us
and did not come at all, at all. And so
we had nobody to hiss. But when we
saw your honor's own dear self come
on we did clap and clap and showed
you all the respect in our power. Sure
yer honor must have seen and heard
us?"
The Snowflake herald., 1918-02-22
Notice For Publication
Department of the interior

department of the Interior,
U. 5. Land Office at Phoenix, Arizona
January IL, 1918.
Notice is hereby given that
Alva Porter, of Heber, Arizona,
who, on Oct. II, 1909, made
Homestead Entry No. O64O1, for
a tract of land described by
metes and bounds as follows: -
Beginning at Corner No. / from
whence Standard Corner Sections
81 and 36 TIP. 13-N. Ranges 16
and II E. bears N. 06 deg. 81
w. 1925 chains, thence S. 54
deg. 34' E. 1928 chains to Cor.
No. 2. thence S. 65 deg. Az w:
1921 chains to Cor. No. 3, thence
N. Oh deg. 27' E. 1139 chains to
Cor. No. 4, thence N. Al deg. 20
E. 62.35 chains to Cor. No. l,
the place of beginning, contain
ing 1897 Acres in Sections 13
and "a (unsurveyed) TIP. I'm,
R. 16 E. and Sec. 18 (unsurveyed)
TIP. I'm, r. I7-E. has filed not
ice of intention to make five year
Proof, to establish claim to the
land above described, before
Thorwald Larson, U. S. Commits
sioner,~ at Holbrook, Arizona, on
the fifth day of March, 1918.
Claimant names as witnesses:
]. E. Shelley, Thos. H. Shelley,
Jared N. Porter, all three of
Heber, Arizona, and Preston A.
Bushman Of Dry Lake, Arizona.
JOHN L. IRWIN, Register.
Snowflake Herald. 2-1-5t
The Snowflake herald., 1918-02-22
Subsolar Novelties.

SubS0lar Novelties.
Sir-In answer to your wall as to
there being nothing new under the sun
permit me to call attention to the fol
lowing discoveries made by me:
The two dimension subway ticket
has only two dimensions and
breadth, like a shadow. Discovered
by me in attempting to pick same up
from the ground in front OF the ticket
chopper at the Grand Central station,
with forty-seven (40 people behind
me waiting to get by.
The endless shoe lace. Discovered
putting on right shoe at 9:06 a. M.
while late for breakfast and the office.
The shoe lace had only one end to it.
The other end was completely gone.
The most careful following up of the
visible end failed to disclose anything
further than a tangle of shoe lace go
ing in all directions, in which the other
end had permanently lost itself.
The three cornered bed sheet. Dis
covered in an attempt to locate the
supposed long and short ends of the
sheet for purposes of adjustment. A
careful and systematic research, inch
by inch, from one corner to another,
revealed the fact that there were but
three sides to the sheet, all exactly
alike.-Sam Hill in New York Trib-
une.
The Snowflake herald., 1918-02-22
roIILO HARDLY
STAND ALONE
.sIe Suffering From Headache,
ssI1ljIDocbe. Backache, and Weak
'osrs us,,. Relieved by Cardui,
D'I;' S,vs This Texas Lady.

,..,oIes. Tex Mrs. Minnie Phil
uO :, This place, writes: give years
P'| y was taken with a pain in my
'5o ,,da It was right under my
a' III It would commence with an
sL' ',as -. and extend up into my left
a'DII l,IJar and on down into my back.
8, slYt tbat time the pain would be so
BY would have to take to bed,
''!',r snffered usually about three days
'pT .rffered this way for three years,
- ~ To be a mere skeleton and was
a1d suSt 7 could hardly stand alone.
8 SSot oot able to go anywhere and had
Vas nv NV house work go. Il suffered
70 ~ ~ With a pain in my back and /
ssi1t ~ tbe headache all the time. just
haa M rnable to do a thing. My life
VaS misery, my stomach got in an
va AL condition, caused from taking
a'Lm ncb medicine. suffered so much
W. n I had just about given up all
p.nt na. Of our getting anything to help
pS; o,o dav Birthday Almanac was
Unr .~n in my yard. After reading
\. .4Dti 4toDstimonials l decided to try Car
u ', and and am so thankful that I did,
". y. bpgan to improve when on the
~ ,ond bottle. Il am now a well
s.unT .u,on and feeling fine and the cure
s,s s,I been permanent for it has been
~o va Years since my awful bad health.
wv /, viiI always praise and recommend
srjui' Try Cardui today. 3 7S
The Snowflake herald., 1918-02-22
Call for Bids for Repairs on Hill
Northeast of Show Lou.

Bids will be received at the
office Of the Board of Supervisors
until 2 O'CLOCK, Monday, March
4th. for leveling about 325 yards
of road on above hill, placing
small stones on portion covered
with boulders and placing about
10 yards Of gravel, so linear
yards to be 8 feet in width by 8
inches in depth and IT'S linear
yards to be 8 feet in width by 6
inches in depth.
Bids to be submitted for level
ing and placing small stones in
lump sum and for gravel per
cubic yard, more or less than
quantity specified.
The Board reserves the right
to reject any or all bids.
R. S. Teeple, Clerk,
2-22-2t Board of Supervisors.
The Snowflake herald., 1918-02-22

Red Flannel? What Do You Mean?
Our fashionable girls travel SO light
in these progressive days that if one
saw a train laundering toward her
with its precious freight Of human life
just around the bend we suppose aboU
all she could take off in the limited
time at her disposal to wave at the
alert engineer would be her whitO
spats, and he might think that it was
the signal to come on at full speed
Ohio State Journal
The Snowflake herald., 1918-02-22
THE
HERALD'S
Clubbing
List:

The Snowflake Herald, regular price,
one year, $500. No club taken for less
time than One Year, and no club with
out Cash in Advance. You can get
good reading and save money by club
bing with any or all of the following;
Southwestern Stockman-F Farmer, pub
lished at Phoenix, regular price $1.OO,
Club with Herald at $3.50. (Save 5Oc.)
With The Gov. Capper's Publications:
Capper's Weekly, regular price Soc.
Club with Herald at $2.35. (Save &c.,
Capper's Valley Farmer, reg. price 25c.
Club with Herald at $2.15. (Save lOc.)
Capper's Household, regular price 25c.
Club with Herald at $2.15. (Save lOc,)
Herald and the Capper papers at $2.6 90,
a saving of 35 cents.
The Herald, S. w. Stockman-Farmer
and the Capper papers Is papers, all
for One Year at $3.15, saving of 85c.
Make all Rennittances to
THE HERALD. Snowflake, Ariz
Cash with Order.)
The Snowflake herald., 1918-02-22

Some energetic boy, while
throwing stones at robins in the
trees of Mrs. Fish's orchard,
missed the bird and the stone
came crashing thru a window at
the Herald office. We thot that
the Germans had, us, sure. Now,
boys, that accident cost us over
dollar, and you didn't get the
robin, either. In future, please
hit the bird or miss our windows.
The Snowflake herald., 1918-02-22
Explanation Wanted.

"Oh, are you Mrs Blizzer?" asks the
vivacious and beautiful woman on be-
ing introduced to her. II have often
met your husband. l must congratu-
te you. He is always such a happy
looking man. l have noticed that par
ticularly every time he has chatted
with me-"
That evening Mrs. Blizzer says calm
ly but sternly to her husband:
''Will you be so good as to tell me
what makes you look happy when you
are talking to other women"
The Snowflake herald., 1918-02-22
THEY DID THEIR BEST.
But at That They Spoiled the Crank's
Plans For Revenge.

In book of stage anecdotes there is
an amusing story of the celebrated
Samuel FOote. dramatist and actor,
who was born at Truro In 1920 and
died at Dover in 1777.
While playing in Dublin, Foote in
troduced scene in which he mimicked
the carriage, speech and personal pc
culiarities of several local celebrities.
The limitations, although presented
with a touch of caricature, were not
i'll natured, and most of the victims ac-
cepted the jest at their expense with
out protest.
But there was one, a well known
tradesman, with several ludicrous lit
tie oddities of manner, who angrily re-
The Snowflake herald., 1918-02-22
|Ifain Arrivals in HOlbrOOk
EAST BOUND
WEST BOUND

Jet it be known that whoever
SoS m a notice advertising a
olnd'' or lost" or "strayed"
anything of the kind, that
DeVer orders the advertise
snt printed must pay for it.
W 1SSaaOnally a notice comes in
IN. Su request to publish and
sge to the owner of the
10y ooInd, " lost" or "strayed"
ace v. or animal. But, here
cer Y. we will not publish any
y. aye OF the kind unless the
IVY ordering the notice agrees
\, pay for such. Don't forget