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The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27

FOR SALE-at 1O1S Euclid avenue,
six-room house with basement and
barn in rear. Persons desiring to buy
can call and see same at G p. m. any
day.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27

Have you ever tried the Spotless
Kitchen, % West 18th street, the best
placse in town to eat?
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27
Classified Wants and
Rooms to Rent

FOR RENT-Two rooms, furnished
and unfinished. 1912 Park Ave.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27

FOR RENT-Three nice rooms, 70S
E 18th Sc. Bell Phone Grand 3623-W.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27
BEAUTY PARLoRs AND HAIR
pREssERs.

BEAUTY PARLORS AND hAlR
DREssERs.
MRS. BERTHA MecAMEY, Poro Hair
Dresser, SIS East Tenth st. Bell
Phone, Main 4756.
NJ. 3. JAcKsoN's WONDERFUL
HAIR PREPARATIONS, 1913 East
10th st. Bell Phone East S237-w.
MRS. CORA D. WILLIAMS, Poro Hair
Dresser, 1919 Euclid Ave. Bell
phone, East 4S9S.
MRS. SUSIE p. GIBSON, 1904 Paseo,
Poro Hair Dresser. Bell phone.
Grand 4035-W.
Poro Hairdressing, S%ingueing, Mani
curing and Facial Massage. Instruc-
tons. Mrs. Hattie Wiley, 329 Parallel
avenue, Kansas City, Kans., Bell West
237S w.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27

Kansas City, Mo.
I suffered with lumbago for a long
| used one bottle of this Liniment and
was entirely cured, and I feel safe to
say it is the best -Liniment made and
it cannot be beat. ! must say Mackeys
Eminent will do all it is recommended
to do. JOHN SAULSBERRY,
2414 Highland Ave. Bell East 1857.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27

That the family that has space
but no inclination to raise a garden
should be made to go hungry.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27

That when you hear a brother
yell amen" loudly, the preacher has
just said something that he had been
wanting to say to somebody in the
audience.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27

That when I'M tell their
friends they don't care for swell
clothes their husbands don't usually
care for them to have them.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27
j lew ElER RS,

j.. A. WILSON, 1916 W. Ninth street,
Kansas City, Mo. Bell phone, Main
6248R.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27

See Madam A. Moore for special
rates in piano lessons. Phone, Bell
East 54o7.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27

THAT a cullud man was heard to
say, IF de gud Lawd would jes send
some mob sun, ! cud sleep warm once
more" This brother must have been
shy of coal for sometime.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27
COAL COMPANIES.

PAYNE COAL CO., 1902 Vine Street.
W. W. Payne, Prop. Phones, Home
East 4192, Bell East $50.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27
LAWYERS.

e. A. sHAcKLEFoRD, A~ttorney-at-
Law, 511 Minnesota Avenue, Kan
sas City, Kans. Bell Phone West
1866.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27

THAT if "wifey" could see her
tired" husband when he gets away
from home, she would think he had
just returned from a long vacation.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27
PHOTOGRAPHERS,


J. E. MILLER STUDIO, 1922 East
Eighteenth street. Bell phone, E. 81.
REAL ESTATE and EMPLOYMENT.
coLoRED PEOPLES INVESTMENT
CO., Solomon Smith, Pres, 2122
Vine St. Bell Phone, East 1011.
Home Phone, East 4011.
H. L. kINsLER, 91S East Twenty
first street, Bell phone, Grand
4204A.
SHOE STORE.
G. A. PAGES SHOE STORE, 1907 E.
Eighteenth street. Pell phone, East
1928.
SHOE REPAIRING.
ELECTRIC SHOE & REPAIR SHOP,
]. c. Banks, Prop. 1514h East Eigh.
teenth street. Bell phone East 4939.
UNDERTAKES.
ADKINS BROS, Nineteenth and Vine
streets. Both Phones, East 4349.
East 4349.
II. B. MOORE, 11O4 Independence ave
hue Bell phone Main 939SW. Home
phone Main 3341.
WATKINS BROS, 1929 Lydia avenue
Bell phone Grand 9S7, Home MAR
1889. Res, Bell East 1921.
BIG COLE EIGHT SOCIETY CAR
Plenty of room for sever people
Don't crowd in small ears with reck
less drivers. See Kansas City by day
or night, with the mar of the hour an(
the a of the minute. One of thu
worlds best makes.
KING COLE EIGHT,
This Big Mogul is driven by owner
". H. Hubbel, Bell phone East 2019
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27
FLORISTS.

cRosTHWAlT FLORAL CO., 1901 E.
10th. Bell phone, East 272.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27

J. E. MILLER STUDIO, 1922 East
Eighteenth street. Bell phone, E. 81.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27

W.. c. HUEsToN, N. W. cor 18th and
Highland. Home phone East 1850,
Bell phone East 464S. Legal advice.
Practices in all courts.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27

That if you miss your dog don't
look for him, as a great many are be.
ing missed since the high cost of
meats.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27

That everybody loves Betty and
Sam as long as they talk about the
other fellow. Well, they are not par
tial.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27

c. H. GALLOWAY, N. W. cor 18th and
Highland. Home phone East $3.50,
Bell phone East 464S. Practices in
all courts.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27
Negro Business and
Professional Directory
of Greater Kansas City
BAKERIES.
MRS. SUSIE OWENS, 1881 Vine street
Bell phone, East 5017.

HOME BAKERY. Mrs. A. Compton,
Prop. 1717 e. 18th street.
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MRS. CORA D. WILLIAMS, Poro H.
CAFES.

MRS. H. v. DoTsoN, 1905 East 18th,
Bell Phone, E. 2214.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27
SHOE STORE.

G. A. PAGES SHOE STORE, 1907 E.
Eighteenth street. Pell phone, East
1928.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27
REAL ESTATE and EMPLOYMENT.

H. L. kINsLER, 91S East Twenty
first street. Bell phone, Grand
4204S,
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1918-04-27

SHOE REPAIRING.
ELECTRIC SHOE & REPAIR SHOP
J.. c. Banks, Prop, 1514h East Eigh
teenth street. Bell phone East 493s
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-11-06
"SLUSH FUND" LIBEL SUIT
SCHEDULED FOR TODAY
BY United Press. }

Fargo, N. D., Nov. 6 among the
cases which will be heard at the reg
ular November term Of district court
for Cass county, opening here today
with Judge A.. T. Cole presiding, is
that OF T. T. McCue versus the CO.
operative Herald. This is a libel
suit based on charge made in 1916
by the Herald that McCue was rails
ing "slush fund" with which to
fight the three candidates endorsed
by the nonpartisan league for the
state supreme court
Court cases will be heard until
the 18th, when a jury Of thirty-fiye
has been summoned to report.
There are about 125 civil cases on
the calendar, of which about one
hundred are jury cases. 1t is expect
ed that court will be held until
the holiday recess. "
No important criminal cases are
up for trial.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-11-06
NOTHING DOING FOR JOSEPH
Might Be the Engineer, but Found He
Had Little Control Over *
Steam Powers.

Meekly made up his mind that he
wasn't going to be bossed any longer
by his wife, so when he went home
ut noon he called out, imperiously ::
Laura Laura y .s.s,-.. r..
Mrs. Meekly came out of the kitchen
with perspiration on her face, her
hands covered with war flour, and a
rolling pin in her hand.
''What do you want with Laura r
she asked. Ar #s,s. Al :.
Meekly staggered, but braced him
self up. II want you to understand,
nadam''-and he tapped his breast
dramatically-"that am the engineer
Of this establishment, that ] am"
ooh, you are, are you? Well, Jo-
seph, I want you to understand that
There she looked dangerous-"I am
the boiler that might blow up and
sling the engineer over into the next
street. Do you hear. the steam escap'
ing, Joseph?' ~
Joseph heard, and prayed that he
might be passed Grade when he
went before the medical board.-Lonr
don Tit-Bits. t< -, -
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-11-06
NOT YET.

In the third of October the British army was less
lucky second The casualty list $780, against
35710 in the previous week +. @.@1-.
But both totals look much the And when they are
with the totals reached in most OF the earlier weeks
the maintained There drab monotony ABOUT
the tendency of the lists to stick to five figures.
From which inferred that the is not yet over nor
is the enemy crushed dispense death heavy doses
to all antagonists although casualty lists do not
reach anything like the alarming numbers just quoted we
have not many engaged Great Britain whose evles
scattered promiscuousy between Holland and Persia
Let look facts in the face, as our soldiers 40: An
enemy able to fight stubborny will continue to 40 So
no matter plausiby he may discourse peace Ii we
need precept we'll example get both from our
fighting forces and from those of our allies.
The rank and file of army have lately made public
that the only they want is the kind that
an mpotent enemy accepts because he has alternative
The French have been unkind enough to- announce that
they interested in internal reforms in Germany They
do what form of sovereignty rules that enlightened
land provided that is powerless to rule anything else
This kind of to select for the incubation OF
our resoute brethren here at home We need not concern
with the philosophy of applied to the
structure of German political institutions Let the Germans
worry about Germany let prevent them from worrying
anyone else III.
The practical thing for us to do in Bemd to tear the
months and April from the first 1919 calendar that
get hands and nail them up in the paror The
Treasury already considering those months connection with
the Fifth Liberty Loan ~ .=#'#@ -&s## 80
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-11-06
COMMUNITY KITCHENS ARE
BIG SUCCESS IN ENGLAND
(By United Press.

London, Sept. Is. (By Mail. AS
a fuel ecopomizing measure, the
food ministry has requested English
households to forego the luxury of
individual cooking fires this winter
and patronize the national kitchen
wherever available. >..
More than six hundred of these
hot meal clearing houses already
have been established throughout the
kingdom, and large extension CT
the system is planned. The COM
munity kitchens have been eminent
ly successful. More than one million
portions are being dispensed by them
daily.
Housewives take their food, have
it cooked, and call for it in time for
dinner. A small fee is charged for
the cooking. .-.,
A restaurant usually is operated
in connection with the kitchen.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-11-06
NEWS AND LETTERS
FROM BELTRAMI co.
SOLDIERS SAILORS
CROWN PRINCE WRITES
LETTER TO HIS FATHER

Here's one that is going the rounds
of the press, being considered out
of the usual run of such stuff 1t
| is a letter from the crown prince
writer to his father, the kaiser:
Somewhere in France. On der run.
| Dear Papa: | am writing on der
run, as der brave and glorious sol
diers under my command have not
seen de Rhine for so long dat dey
started back that way, and of course
am going nit them. Oh, papa,
der has some offel dings happen here
in France. First I started on my
big offensive which was to crush the
fool Americans but dey know so little
about military tactics dat dey will
not be crushed just like / want dem.
sent my men in der fight in big
waves and ven dey got to the Amer
leans they all said '"boo" just as loud
as dey could holler.
Vel, according to vat you have tole
me, de Americans should have turned
and run like blazes. but vat do you
think? Dem fool Americans don't
know anything or var, and instead
of runnin der odder way deg came
right at us. Some of dem was sing
ing about We Won't come back till
it's over over dere,' or some odder
foolish songs, and some of dem We're
laffing like fools. Dey are so ig-
nOrant. ,s..F .. j. G'z< ~
But dey are offel reckless nit
dere guns, and ven dey come toward
us it was den my men took notion
dey wanted to go back to de Rhine.
We don't like the dirty little Marine
river anyway. And Oh, papa, dem
Americans use such offel language
And dey talk blasphemy too Vat
you think dey said right in front of
my face? One big husky from place
dey call Iowa, he said-oh, pa / hate
to tell you vat an offel thing he said
but l can't help it--he said, To
hell nit der kaiser ! didn't think
anybody would say such an offel
ding.
And fudermore dem Americans
amt much of chentlemens. It made
me so mad to hear such offel thing
so l turned around and run nit der
other boys. Vas I right? Vat?
And oh, papa, you know dem breast
plates vat you sent us, can you send
us some for our backs? You know
we are going de oder way now and
breast plates are no good-de cow
ardly Americans are always shoot
ing us right in de back. .. -
Some of our boys took off. der
breast plates and put dem behind but
der fool Americans are playing der
Star Spangled Banner NIT machine
guns on dem plates. Can't you help
us? Remember on your great speech
you said nothing could stand before
de great Germans. ~. ..as n.
"Oh, papa, 1 don't believe deese
ignorant Americans ever read your
speech for dey run after us like We
was a lot of rabbits. Vot you tink
OF dat? Won't you send dem some
| OF your speeches right away? Dey
don't know how terrible We are!
Can't you move my army back to
Belgium we're We yum all de time?
My men will vim all de yemen and
! childrens vot dem Belgians can bring
us, but desc Americans are so rough
| and ignorant.
I've can't make dem understood
dat We aer de greatest soldiers on
the earth and ven We try to sing
Deutschland Uber Allies dey laff like
| lot of monkeys, but We are getting
! de best of de Americans. We can
outrun dem, papa. If We are not
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-11-06
MAY MEAN MUCH TO WORLD
Aviators Believe That Flying Is Bound
to Have Great Influence on the
Minds OF Men.

Flying, in the opinion of British
aviators, is going to change the char
acter of the worlds thought. 1t will
have a. broadening influence and it
will bring a fresher, cleaner flow of
ideas into the brains of men.
A man, the flyers argue, who has
seen before him at the same time the
cliffs Of England, the long fiat fields Of
Holland and the smiling countryside
of Belgium and France Is bound to
think in different way than a man
whose horizon has always been bound-
eG by bricks and mortar, Or even by
hill and dale.
Travelling may have made him think
nationally, but flying will make him
think far more largely. He will see
England and France lying close to
each other, separated only by shin
ing strip Of water. He will see the
green and brown mosaic of Belgium,
which in its turn merges into the dis
tant shadow of Holland, while, still
farther on, across the wide Scheldt
he will see the distant lowlands sweep
on over the rim of the world. -
How will he regard petty spites be-
tween individuals and cliques then ?
the birdman asks. He can cover with
his thumb from the, heights a fever
isf city swarming with a million peo-
pie. What will he think of those who
live next to each other and will not
speak? How mean and petty their
quarrels and jealousies and hates will
seem. j. =
The true meaning Of human inter-
course and friendship will come home
to him. He will gain an almost divine
outlook upon the world. Dishonesty,
civil strife, all will seem to him
contemplate. Perhaps, say the avia.
tors, this is the new view which will
bring the millennium.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-11-06
SAYS HOT WATER
WASHES P0lS0NS
FROM THE LIVER.
Everyone should drink hot water
with phosphate in 1t,
before breakfast. e.

To feel as fine as the proverbial
fiddle, we must keep the liver washed
clean, almost every morning, to pre-
vent it's sponge-like pores from clog
ging with indigestible material, sour
bile and poisonous toxins, says not
ed physician.
If you get headaches, it's your liver.
If you catch cold easily, it's your
liver. If you wake up with bad
taste, furred tongue, nasty breath or
stomach becomes rancid, it's your
liver Sallow skin, muddy complex
ion, watery eyes all denote liver IN
cleanliness. Your liver is the most
important, also the most abused and
neglected organ of the body Few
know it's function or how to release
the dammed-up body waste, bile and
toxins. Most folks resort to violent
calomel, which is a, dangerous, sail
waiting chemical because it accumu-
lates in the tissues, also attacks the
bones. s.. ire H.. T. III ~.
Every man and woman, sick or
well, should drink each morning be-
fore breakfast, glass of hot water
with teaspoonful Of limestone phos-
phate in it, to wash from the liver and
bowels the previous days indigesti-
BILE material, the poisons, sour bile
and toxins; thus cleansing, sweeten-
ing and freshening the entire ali
mentary canal before putting more
food into the stomach.
] Limestone phosphate does not re-
strict the diet like calomel, because it
can not salivate, for it is harmless
and you can eat anything afterwards.
It is inexpensive and almost tasteless,
and any pharmacist will sell you
quarter pound, which is sufficient for
demonstration Of how hot water
and limestone phosphate cleans, slim
ulates and freshens the liver, keeping
you feeling fit day in and day, out.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-11-06

The dominating thought of official Germany just
Peace hath its victories less renowned than war
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-11-06
CROWN PRINCE AFFRoNTED.

The Interstate Commission is beginning to
se authority make changes the freight rates promu
gated last by Director General McAdoo IN oregon
there are two competing companies of which has
through rates. but the other has been forced
to accept combination of local rates materially higher than
those enjoyed by rival Both companies the
States of the Northwest The Interstate Commerce
Commissions after hearing has determined that the rates
established by Mr. McAdoo in this instance unjust and dis
crmnao and has ordered that joint through rates be put
for each In publishing the order the
Commission distinctly that the assumption that the
McAdoo presumed to be right is incorrect.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-11-06

de best fighters on earth We are de
best runners. Nobody can keep up
nit us ven We tink of der old Rhine.
And my army never tink so much of
de dear old Rhine as dey do now.
Let me know yot to do right away
by return postoffice.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-11-06

1t is stated that at the beginning Of the war the
America were carrying about $4,000 tons of stee
,orsets Could this be characterized corset was
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-11-06

Spain might have kept her influenza to herself.
she would have been less generous in that case but
nave been far kinder.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-11-06
SMILES ACROSS THE SEA.

We are the censored cables that the precise
information possession of Colonel House relative to the
European rather statesmen this (the
European side Atlantic The operator the other
end cable certainly possessed of dry of humor
The that the allies about to invade the German
millions from the United States
the murderous ruler of the Hun empire extend
ing the bloody paw begging to his reekng hide There
should be quarter this arch criminal He should be made
to suffer of thousand of helpless victims have
hands of his hordes chooled in the BOOK
of crime, that have outraged all civilization.
That world power of the worlds arch murder the
Hun kaiser is getting be nightmare The whole sordd
works is umbng before the allies despite the poor weak
ill trained insignificant American the kaiser
used to pirate about .
The word of Germany is certainly not good its bond
German bonds said to be feeling much
inference to what the word is worth
have evacuated the Ladies' Road Chemn des
Dames place for lady at present. but it is
an excellent location for doughboys.
stated that the beginning Of the the of
America carrying about $4,000 tons of steel in their
Could this be characterized corset waste?
Spain might have kept her influenza to herself Perhaps
would been less that but she would
have been far kinder.
dominating thought of official Germany just is
sPeaee hath its victories no less renowned than war
Whereas the opinion of America to be that
the best peace argument we can make .@~
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-11-06
Some Love Lacking.

Helen was playing on the porch,
where she spied a white moth and
asked her mother to kill it. Her moth.
er said,s But, Helen, you ought to
love the poor little moth" Il do love
1t, mother, but don't love it enough"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-05-01
Unwanted Baby Boy.

A woman carrying a baby boy into
court told the Tottenham magistrate
that neighbor had asked her to take
care of him for week. but left false
address and had since disappeared.
The relieving officer had told her that
she should keep the child until the
guardians met, when he would mention
the case to them.
II thought the government wanted
boys" said the applicant.
The Magistrate-I don't suppose the
guardians win take responsibility. You
should not have taken the baby. Leave
the witness box, please.
II have a good mind to leave 1t
here" said the woman, attempting to
put the baby on the desk.
The Warrant Officer-You must not
leave 1t here.
"Why not? Where am to take it?''
The officer led her out of the court
as she attempted to place the baby on
the seats.-London Mail
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-05-01
BRITAIN is FINANCIALLY SAFE
Bonar Law Asks House for St5,ooo.-
ooo, ooo-Deelares Germany is
Near Bankrupt.

London. April 24.-Chancellor OF
the Exechequer Bonar Law. intrOduc-
ing the budget In the house of COM
mons on Monday announced that on
the last year Great Britain had adj
vaneed S2.5254O 100000 to it's allies ana
that the United States had advanced
81, T50,000,OO0 to the entente nations.
1T is only necessary for us" he
said, ito lean on the United States to
the amount the other allies lean On
us. In other words, we are self-sup-
porting"
Mr.. Bonar Law said that at the end
of the present year the national debt
would be $39,9O0,OOO.OOO. Comparing
the financial situation OF Great Britain
and Germany, the chancellor stated
that the daily expenditure of Germany
was S31, 100000. virtually the same as
that Of Great Britain, but that the
German total did not include certain
charges. The total German votes Of
credit amounted to S31 900, 900, COO.
The new taxation imposed by Ger
many, he said, was insufficient to pay
the interest on the war debt. If the
ease of Great Britain were similar to
that of Germany, Bonar Law added,
he would say that bankruptcy was not
far away.