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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1918-11-28
A car of Ignite coal on car this
week. Sc. 25 per. ton. Langdon Wood

A car of Ignite coal on car this
week. Sc. 25 per. ton. Langdon Wood
Yard.
Mrs. Allan Pinkerton has been cons
fined to the home for several days
during the week with a threatened
attack of pleurisy.
George Rye and John Stevenson re.
turned to their homes here Monday
from a two weeks sight seeing trip
to the Twin Cities.
Be wise and follow the careful and
conservative Christmas present buyer
and you will have no regrets. They
buy of A. O. Void Co.
Cashier John Sheehan of the Cava-
lier Co. National Bank was in Fargo
on a business mission a couple of
days the forepart of the week.
P. Mulligan and wife now number
among those who are able to be up
and around again after a couple of
weeks seige of the prevailing "fu."
Remember that with a dozen photo.
graphs you have twelve inexpensive
Christmas gifts. Call and see our
Christmas line of folders. The Opie
Studio.
"Doc' Frye. one of the early day
celebrities of the Wales vicinity was
in town Saturday from his Rush Lake
farm, spending the day with Langdor
old time friends.
Eddie Schwartz. the oldest son Of
Mr.. and Mrs. F. j. Schwartz, went
on Saturdays train for a visit ovel
Thanksgiving at the home of his
sister in Saint Cloud.
Mrs. Towey and the baby lief,
Tuesday for her family home ii
Minneapolis, intending to remain there
while her husband is with the army
medical corps at Fort Reilly, Kansas.
R. T. Kelley was in town Tuesda,
for the first time since his recovery
from al attack of the "fu' which
has made the rounds of the whole
family. Mrs. Kelley is still in quite
a weak state.
Father Macdonald, who has bee,
making an enforced stay in Langdol
for upwards Of ten days, while nurs
ing al attack of influenza, returned
to his parish at Park River on Sat
urday's noon train.
Mrs. Nicholas Irwin has reterne,
this week to her home in town from
an extended stay at the home of he
son, Elmer, where there has bee,
considerable sickness and incidental,
an addition to the family circle.
Mrs Charles Foy and the bah,
left Tuesday for the former home o
Mrs. Fo- at Chisholm, Mimi, wher
she aid in nursing back 10 recover,
several members of her family VIII
are ill.with.t the prevailing epidemic.
Miss Carrie Lothspeich returned O.
Mondays train to oer duties as
nurse at St. Joseph's hospital il
Fargo after a home vacation visi
during which she nursed her brothe
Ed. and others of the family through
an illness Of the Spanish FLU"
Make good your promise to bu,
your wife that White sewing ma
chine. A.. O. Void sells them an,
almost at the old price. Most an,
one a sell you a sewing machine
but very few dealers are in a posi-
tion to lock after the repairing O
them. A. Q. Void Co. sells ane
%ranaira aewino h
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03
Heavy Editorial.

Alexander II. Stephens. vice presi-
dent Of the Southern COnfederacy,
who after the Civil war was repeated
ly elected to congress from Georgia,
was an exceedingly thin man. One day
there fell under his observation q news
paper item saying that he weighed 9O
pounds. In reply TO this he wrote q
letter to the editor of the offending
journal demanding an immediate re-
traction. 81 will not be slandered In
this matter" he protested, my
weight is "a pounds" The former vice
president was himself an editor, with
a habit of writing very long articles for
his paper in Georgia, and the contem-
porary which had made the unwelcome
statement regarding his weight refused
to retract 1t for the reason, he said,
that "Mr. Stephens must have had one
of his editorials In his pocket when
he last tried the scales. This would
account for the difference Of four
pounds between the two figures"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03

Thousands and thousands of people, says
Peterson, are learning every week that one
30 cent box of Petersons Ointment wiz
abolish Eczema and Danish piles, and the
grateful letters l receive every day are
worth more to me than money.
l had Eczema for many years q on IL my y
anv good. / saw your ad and got one box
and / owe you many thanks for the good
it has done me. There isn't blotch on
my head now, and | couldn't help put
thank Peterson, for the cure is great, MIS-
Mary Hill, 400 Third Ave-, Pittsburgh, IA;
| have had itching piles for 10 years and
Peterson's is the only ointment that re.
leves me, besides the piles seem 70 ha ave
gone. A. 3. Kruger, ll27 Washington ave
nue., Racine, Wis. =, 5000,
Use Peterson's Ointment for old sores
salt rheum and all skin diseases, 1t pan
ishes pimples and blackheads IN less tnal
10 DAYS and leaves the skin clean, clea1Gfne
pleasant to look upon. Druggists gunan
tee it. Adv.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03
Bows Wanted to Be Sure.

"pll give one of you boys a dime to
carry my bag to the station" said a
cross-eyed man, pausing before three
ragged little fellows.
(Which one, mister?" piped the boys
in chorus.
you" said the cross-eyed man.
(Which one?"
"You."
There was q pause. Finally one lit
tie fellow said: Fair do, mister; close
one eye and look at the kid you want
will your
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER

has been a household remedy all over
the civilized world for more than half
a century for constipation, intestinal
troubles, torpid liver and the generally
depressed feeling that accompanies
such disorders. 1t is most valuable
remedy for indigestion or nervous dys-
pepsia and liver trouble, bringing on
headache, coming up of food, palpita.
ton Of heart and many other symp'
toms. A few doses of August Flower
will Immediately relieve you. 1t is
gentle laxative. Ask your druggist
Sold In all civilized countries.-Adv.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03
Little ISLAM" at Tacoma.

In examining applicants for naturan-
zation papers, Judge Cushman, in the
federal court at Seattle, asked an ap-
plieant how long he had lived In the
country. The reply came:
i've lived in the United States ten
years, except three months l was In
Tacoma"
As the judge is from Tacoma, he de-
liberated several minutes before grant
ing the papers.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03
Plumb Pudding.

Charlie, DEAR" said Mrs. Newlywed,
"this Is my first plum pudding"
at looks rather NICE" said Charlie,
obviously.
do you know, l was wondering
while making It." went on Mrs. N,
"why we call 1t plum pudding when
there isn't plum in it"
81 fancy, my dear" said Charlie, hav-
ing eaten a little, "the word should be
spelt plumb, which you will find by
the dictionary, means "a little mass or
weight of lead y"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03
Fate Of the Duck.

Two women were gazing on Satur-
day at the whole display made by
poulterer In Smithfeld-two ducks,
blackened and dried by long hanging
in cold storage. IF yer arsks me-" re-
marked one, pointing an accusing I'm
ger at one Of the birds, "that feller's
been gassed."-Westmin Gazette.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03
Roval Wit Not Slow.

Rich In sly humor was the reply OF
Henry " of France, who one day
reached Amiens after prolonged jour
ney. A local orator was deputed to
harangue him, and commenced with
lengthy string of epithets:
"very great sovereigns. very good,
very merciful, very magnanimous-
add also" interrupted the weary
monarch, Every tired
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03
A New Wav to Shave

Tender skins twice day without irri-
tation by using Cuticura Soap the
"Cuticura Way" No Shiny mug, germs,
waste of time or money. For free SAM
pies address, "Cuticura, Dept. K, Bos-
ton" At druggists and by mail. Soap
%, Ointment % and 5O-Adv.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03
H0w,a This ?

We offer $4,000 for any case OF catarr,
that cannot be cured by HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE.
HALLS CATARRH MED1C-N11 is TAX
an Internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
Sold by druggists for over forty years
Price 75c. Testimonials free.
=. ]. Cheney s. Co.. Toledo, Ohio.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03
Stay Out.

at wish l knew how to get on the
right side of the stock market just
once" said the ambitious young fnan-
cier.
MY boy" replied the grizzled vet
eran. there is only one right side to
the stock markeS and 1t never
changes"
(Which side is it,
1.-The outside" Age
Herald.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03

Win the War by Preparing the Land
Sowing the Seed and Producing Bigger Crops
Work in Joint Effort Soil Of the United States and Canada
NECESSARY
LIBERTY
The Food the United States and Canada asking tor
Scarcely 100 600 bushels OF wheat avail
allies before the harvest Upon the
efforts of the United Canada the burden OF supply
Every Available Tabs Acre Must contrbuteI Every Available
Farmer and Farm Rand Must Assist
Canada be seeded but man power
short United States allies for tor seed
ing operation
canadas Wheat Production Last Bushels the
Demand From Canada Alone for 1918 400 Bushels
She has the land but needs
the men The Government the United States who
help work the land IN the United
States developed also help Canada When
ever we find Cnada fields after supplied
we direct him there
the combn interests
helps and UP, board and lodging
hoard and find mile from Caad
ndarypoin tod
For particulars places employment be had apply
H. s. EMPLOYMENT SERVICE, DEPARTMENT OF LABOR
/ INDIANAPOLIS. INDIANA
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03
Tractor VS.. Mule.

Ten mules can haul about two tons
of material and their work Is limited
to ten hours, but the tractor hauls 20
tons and covers q distance Of 20 miles
at the same time.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
original little liver pills put up 40 years
ago. They regulate liver and bowels. Ad.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03
AlIan's Enot-Easa fer the Troops.

Many war zone hospitals have ordered Aliens
Foot Ease, the antiseptic powder, for use
among the troops. Shaken into the shoes and
sprinkled In the foot-bath, Aliens Foot-Ease
gives rest and comfort, and makes walking
delight Sold everywhere 25c Try 1t today. Adv.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03

II man empties his purse into his
head he will keep 1T, and be able soon
to refill his purse.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03
The Kind.

what plants do you think suitable
to beautify a cat cemetery?"
"Why not try pussy-willows?"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03

Garfield Tea is Natures laxative anc
blood purifier; 1t overcomes constipation
and its many attendant ailments. Adv.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03

Hard luck Is a polite name for the
sleeping sickness.-Exchange
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03

To indulge In self-pity is self-de-
observation-disclosures
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03

Total stocks of wool in the United
States amounted TO 562,OcO,OOO pounds
on December 81. 1917.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03

It's faith in something and enthusl-
asm for something that makes life
worth looking at.-HOlmeS.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03

Most people would rather blame a
man for what he doesn't than give him
credit for what he does.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03

Too many men are incapable OF do
ing their own thinking.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-05-03
a Contincency.

A Contingency.
"Do you really think pie is I'M
healthy"
eft NAV be if you mince matters"
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13

RIA federalnego Masona, przyszli,
azeby dac kaucye "a FTahhna,
sierzant policyjny F. w. Settler,
z pnr. 1889 Addison ul. i WI. jego
w. F. Soeltzer, z pnr. 5437 S. Oak
ley blvd. WI p~rzysiag}, re ma
majatek W sun;e $1O,OO0,0OO. Dial
sza egzaminacya wykaza}a, re ma
kilka tysiecy ARROW ziemi w Mis-
souri, i Florydzie, ktore jednak ME
warte So tel ogromnej sunny. Ko-
misarz kaucyi ME przyjaf Hahn
siedzi we wiezieniu. Sierzant tax
sic bezczelnie pred komisarzem
zachowywai, re go komisarz z1ie-
wolony byl porzadnie zbesztat.
Sledztwo bedzie wdrozone co do
ich falszywych zeznafi.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13
INNE WIADOMOSCI
MIEJSKIE.

c. c. Kohlsaat, brat H. H.
Kohlsaata, i przez cztery lata Sc
dzia f~ederalny w okregowym try
bunale apelacyjnym Stanow Zje-
dnoczonych umari Onegdaj W
SVEN mieszkaniu ma chorobe ser
ca, liczac lat "a. Cd r. 1890 zasia-
da1 w rozmaitych sadach. Przez
brata swego byl spowinowaconym
z familia Palmerow, ktorej maj
wybitniejsza czlonkini, PAM Pot
ter Palmer, umarla w zesz}ym ty-
godniu.
Policya urzadziia ostatnio
obfawy ma nory szulerskie pnr.
AS N. Clark ul., IS S. Dearborn
III. i pnr. 81 n. Clark I'll. aresztu-
jac kilkunastu szulerow.
- 25ta rocznice odbycia sic ko-
lumbijskiej wystawy swiatowej w
Chicago obchodzono onegdaj Cd
kryciem pomnika .Republic" W
parku Jacksona. Pomnik jest pra-
ca rzezbiarza D. c. Frencha.
Przemawiali: b. CUB. Dunno, r.
H. Mccormick, biskup episkopal-
ny Fallows i H, H. Higinbotham,
ktory ofiarowa} rzezbe i ktory byt
prezesem wystawy.
- Gustav Hahn, bardzo wojo-
wniczo usposobiony sympatyk
progermahski, chelpiacy sic cze-
sto, re go nigdy ,,nie d~ostana". 20
stall onegdaj ujety przez wtadze
federalne "a obelzywe wyrazenie
sic o fladze amerykanskiej. Hahn
prowadzi piekarnie pnr. 1921 lr-
wing Park blvd. Do biura komisa-
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13
OLSZTA VS.. YOUNG NJ

Dzisiaj wieczorem W Chicago Heights
do walki ma piescie stale Franek Oh.
szta, (Kid Oley) chluba miesciny 10.
liet, z Young Army" z Chicago
Heights. Walka ograniczona jest do
szesciu stare. Przeciwnik Olszty jest
take pono Polakiem, kt6rego nazwi-
ska ma razie ME znamy. Pokonae must
Olszta ,,miodego wojaka" ably zdobye
.,ryba grubsza" jaka jest piesclarz
Marty Henderson.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13
SPORT.
STECHER POTOMAC MUSI ZBYSZ'
KA I LEWISA ABLY ZDOBYC
WALKE z CADDOCKIEM.

Z Omaha, Nebraska donosza re aspi-
rant do szampionatu swiatowego, J6-
zef Stecher pokonaG must STRANGER"
Lewisa i Wiadka Zbyszko MIN stanac
moze do walki z obecnym s%zampionem
swiata zapasnik6w ciezkiej wagi Earl
Caddockiem dnia Ago lipca, b. r. Gene
Melady, manazer Caddocka stawil
przedwczoraj warunek ten Stechero-
wi. Stecher onegdaj stoczyi wake z
Lewisem W Nowym Yorku kt0ra "a.
ko6czyla sic draw a pokonac ME
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13
o~SZCZEDNOSC
PSZENICY
KONIECZNA.

Celem wiekszej oszczednoSci
Ipszenicy pomiedzy l5-tym dniem
b. m. a 1-szym dniem sierpnia pie
karze beda zniewoleni zmniejszyc
lswa produkcye chleba, a reguiy
co do dwu dni bezpszennych W
kazdym tygodniu i jednego posi-,
Iku bezpszennego beda surowo
przestrzegane.
Ma sobotnie jkonferencyi z fir
mani piekarskiemi stanowy admi
n~istrator Wheeler pc dluzszych
obradach oSwiadczyl, re stan re
czy jest taxi, IL 'konsumpcya ma
HI pszennej must bye zmniejszo,
ma. Potrzeby ~naszej armii W Eu-
ropie So coraz wieksze, a w do
datku gospodynie juz cd DAWN
50 zniewolone kupowac w pszen-
ma maka rowna iloSc innej maxi,
podczas gdy piekarnie wolne by
by cd tel regu}y. JeSli reguiy "a
szkodza interesom piekarni, TREE
ba to zniesc ola dobra kraju.
Wediug tych regul hose maxi,
ktora bedzie wolno Pickarzom IL
zywaG, bedzie zmniejszona W ma.
Iju do so procent komsumpcyi re-
sziorocznej, a w czerwcu do e
procent, a w lipcu mozliwie jesz-
cze wiecej.
Dni i posilki pszenne beda su-
rowo przestrzegane w hotelach,
restauracyach, klubach i innych
publicznych jadalniach. Przekro
~czenia beda karane.
. Gromadzenie wielkich zapasow
maxi p~szennej nawer w domach
prywatnych jest take zakazane,
Take wielkie zapasy, skoro 20
stana wykryte, beda zarekwiro-
wane bez wzgledu ma to, gdzie
beda sic znajdowaiy.
SiLOW ZABIc ZONE, A.
by ZAPOBIEDZ %URoDZENIu
DZIECKA.
Przez policye re stacy Engle-
wood aresztowany zosta} Horace
Noakes Z pnr. 6S44 Perry ave,
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13
Do Wiadomosci
Ogolu.

Cd dfuiszego czasu, ~nadchodq re
wszech stron do Komitetu Wykonaw-
czego Wydziaiu Narodowego zapyta-
MIA, czy i w jakim stosunku q Wy
dzialem Narodowym' pozostaje PAM
Laura Turczynowicz i jej d~Zialalnosc
wsr6d wychodztwa polskiego w Anne
ryce.
Otol W celu unikniecia Wszelkich
mozliwych ma ten temat n~ieporOZu--
mien, Komitet Wykonawczy Wydzia-
lu Narodowcgo uwaza "a wskazane
poda6 do publicznej wiadomosci, ze
PAM Laura Turczynowicz ME stara-
la sic nigdy wejsc W jakiekolwiek po-
rozumienie z Wydzialem Narodowym,
re przeto wszelka prze1 mia M Was
M reke przedsiebrana akcya ME ma
nc wsp6lnego z dziaIalnoscia TAX Wy
dziaIu narodowego, jakotcz wszcl-
kich zrzeszeI Tub towarEystw, z pro-
gramem / zakresem prac Wydziaiu
Narodowego sciSle H~wiazanych.
Komitet Wykonawczy Wydziaiu
Narodowego, ME znajac blizej celow
1 srodk6w, ami teh ME kontrolujqc
skcyi PAM Laury Turczynowicz, -
ME moze oczywiscie przyjmowac ma
sic 2 tego tytuIu zadnej odpowiedzial-
noSci.
IN komitet Wykonawczy Wydzialu
NarOdowegO
J. +. SMULSKI, PrcZes.
III SETMAJER. sekretarZ.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13
Brak Z%aufania.

Janek, po tygodniu %spedzonym bar
do %grzecznie, stale pred matka 1
Z%apytuje:
- Czy bylem srzeczny W ostat--
mich dniach?
- TAX, many synek byl bardzo
grzeczny - ~odpowiada matka.
"A czy mi ufasz mamo.
- Rozumie sic.
- Ale chce wiedziet czy manu-
sia mi ~naprawde ufa?
- Naprawde, zareczam ci, re tax.
Ma to Janek wlozyi rece do kie-
szeni ,rozkroczyl nogi i wpatrzywszy
sic badawczo W make, rzek}:
Jezeli mi naprawde tax ufasz,
to. czemu chowasz przedemna Pc
vida?
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13
KOMITET ~ALDERMANSKI
POPIERA RICHBERGA.
Ettleson ME ustapi: sprawl znow
w radEe mieiskiei.

EttleSon ME uStapl: sprawl zno"
w radEe miejskiej.
Pc dwudniowych obradach ko-
mitet gazu i elektrycznosci z ra-
dy miejskiej onegdaj potspii po-
stepowanie doradzcy miejskiego
Ettlesona odnoSnie do D. r. Rich
berga, specyalnego adwokata mlel
skiego W procesie, wytoczonym
przez miasto kompanii gazoweJ %
zwrot 100000, pobranych ia
10 nadwyzka pc z~nizeniu ceny ga
zu przez rade miejska pred kilku
laty.
Tvlko trzech aldermanow gio-
sowaio przeciw, a Is "a tenn, "a
zeby zreferowana zostala przy-
chylnie w radzie miejskiej rezolu-
eva, tydzien temu przedlozona w
radzie przez aid. Nance'a, a do ko-
mitetu przez wiekszoSc przesia-
ma, ktora to rezolucya opiewa,
IL doradzca miejski Ettleson ME
ma zadnego prawa mieszania SIG
do procesu prowadzonego przez
specyalnego rzecznika Richberga,
a tenn mniej ma wiadze usuniecia
go.
WSzelkie uSiiowania uniewaz-
nienia lub zmodyfikowania rezo-
lucyi spelzly ma niczem. Jeden
projekt brzmial, azeby Walter Fl
sher, obecnie rzecznik komitetu
transportacyjnego, byi mianowa.
ny ma miejsce Richberga, a drugi
projckt mial na celu u~Suniecic
wstepu do rezolucyi, w ktorym
Sd zawarte bardzo powazne "a
rzuty przeciw Ettlesonowi.
Personal---very. komitetu gazu
i elektrycznoSc; aid. T. J. Lynch
oSwiadczyi, re prosic bedzie ra'
de miejska ma dzisiejszem posie-
dzeniu, azeby rezolucye przyjeia
jednogioSnie.
w rezolucyi sd zawarte ustepy
take, re Ettlesor swe mpoStepc-
wauiem, sprzyjajqcem kompanii
gazowej, przeszkadzai Richbergo-
wi w jego piracy i re doradzca
miejski ME wyjawil publicznie "a
dnego dobrego usprawiedliwie'
MIA, ola ktorcgo nagle i arbitral-
ME usiIowal uSun9c specyalneGo
adwokata, opiekujaccgo sic st'o-
ma miejska w obecnym krytycz-
nym czasie.
Ia przychylnem zreformowa'
MEM rezolucyi giosowali alder
mani: Illiff, Hickey, Nance, Ma
yak, WalkowiaE, Bowler, Walker
Dauler, Wallace, Lima, AdHmcw-
ski i Toman. PtzCcil.: rez1lrcy'
g}osowali: Ahern. Long OToole
Ettleson wci4: urar;ic 500 ma
SVEN pierwotnem stanowiSku, IL
Richbcrga ME chce, re nawct uda
sic do sqdu, azeby wysadzic go
zapowiada, &c rowy adwokat ola
procesu gazowego bedzie zamia'
nowany przez niego, czyli przez
burn. Thompsona.
Ettlcson take zapowiedzia}, ze
be4zie przez burmiStrza mlano'
wany Staly komitet gazowy, lecz
zdaje sic ME bedzie to komitet
taxi. jakiego pragnie komitet mad
komitetami z rady miejskiej
DIS inteucye burmiStrza wyjd2
ma jaw ma posiedzeniu rady miej'
skiej i jeSli komitet proponowany
przez burmistrza, ME bedzie taxi,
jakiego alderman pragna. nasts-
pi walka zaciekia.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13
Monolog Wykoleionego.

- Moi Boze SWAT potepia mnie
rieustannie "a to, liz sic w~ykoleilem
ma torze zycia. Jaka to gfupia bez-
wzlednoSt. - Pociagi kolejowe ma
ja zelazne tory i ulegaja wykoleje-
niu, a coz MONA powiedziet o siabym
czfowieku?
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13
Westchnienie maIAOnka.

- Mezusiu, jud mnie ME koohasz,
skoro ME cheese jeSc obiadu, kt6ry
sama ugotowalam.
- Alez moja droga! SERGE ciagnie
mnie ku tobie, zoiadek jednak odpy-
cha mnie cd ciebie..
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13
Panski zebrak.

Przechodzen ma ulicy dale 10 CEN
tow zebrakowi. 0w datkiem znecony
biegnie "a MIN | prosi natarczywie:
- Jeszcze ,,dajma", godna osobo!
DIS music wiecej u~zbierac, BIO nam
goSci u hiebie ma obiad.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13
Boz sic many.

- Kocham pania tax, re ola PAM
got6wbym nawet samemu dyabiu
~zajrzeG W oczy!
- TAX? To pomow pan z mama.
- u mama?! Brr! 49,. - PREY
INA msie PAM, re ME nam odwagi.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13
u wOjny.

- Kasiu ia ide do wojska. Me
wr6ce az "a try lata! Czy bedziesz
o mnie pamietaG?
- I j~eszcze jak! PHYSICIAN CT,
re lie ray zobacze z~osnierza obudzi
sic we mnie uczucie mifoSci!
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13
CZlowiek beZ Serca.

- Moi drogi jesli Pedziesz W ten
spos6b odzywat sic do mnie, to rzu
ce sic do tego stawu.
- Eth, ME czyn tego, ME widzisz
lie tam juz gesi pfywa?
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13
SaSZe dZieci;,

- Kaziu daj konika, Mani, pre-
ciez ona mlodsza cd ciebie, a star
sly powinien mlodszemu ustapic.
- Tatko tax m6wi, a tatko STAR
sly odemnie, a czy tatko mi kiedy
ustePuje.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13

m6gf tez l Wiadka Zbyszko take W
Nowym Yorku pred paru miesiacami
Stecher przyobiecal ~wystarac sic O
Wake decydujaca z Wladkiem Zbysz-
klein W niedalekiej przysziosci.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13
|KRONIKA MIEJSCOWA

Ma przesluchach sobotnich
Richberg i Ettleson ~przedstawili
swe wywody o~stateczne, zanir,
komitet przystapii do giosowania.
Richberg znow niemiiosiernie
zbil zarzuty Ettlesona. Oskarzyl
go o dwulicoSc w tenn, re Rich.
berga publicznie oskarzai o pre-
wlekanie procesu gazowego W
Saddle okregowym, a Sam prosii Q
odiozenie przesluchow w lynne
procesie ma szeSc miesiecy, ably
decyzya W procesie Suttera, wy
toczonym W sadie MUNICIPAL
nym, mogia bye apelowana do
trybunalu najwyzszego, ma co po-
trzeba czasu do przysziej jesieni.
Richberg oskarzyi Ettlesona, re
u~si}uje wbiad wpr, wadzic rads
miejska, burmistrza i publicz
nose.
Wczoraj Ettleson miai sic wy
razic, re process o zwrot $4,000,
1000 jest strata czasu i pieniedzy,
gdyz ami miasto ami kompania ga
IOWA ME ma pieniedzy re jeSli-
by nawet decyzya byla PREY
chylna ola miasta, konsumenci
beda "a zwrot tego funduszu
zmuszeni zaplacic, gdyz wtedy
kompania gazowa otrzyma zez-
wolenie ma podwyzszenie ceny
gazu.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-13
Ma tenn nlu Zaleiy

Z%brodniarz, morderca do c6rki,
kt6ra go odwiedziia w w%iezieniu.
- Sadie, re sic prowadzisz dobrze
I ME skompromitujesz wlasnego OLGA.