The Lamar register., 1918-08-28

more So Il 4 amt ono thing Demo
erzt hzs 70 apologize for i : another
Every tae ! Rad about something
=Dodger John Shzfroih hzs done !
get s1ch II attack q The hives have
70 M for garage and KICK ny IN
LIZZIE II the radiator feE times 70
COO myself down
See what he's done s0E. Reap
pointed thzt guy John MeGourzn SIR
veyor general, and then Standing
2roursd, swelling OF and telling the
people what = great fellow he Is sup
porting the president. L I'd szy VIA.
! fee Ike saying lhis paper wouldn't
get 10 further than the door Of the
posi- o5oe - II uy 10 calm myself
and Be so-z q polite
Do yoa Know taiz guy MeGogrza
Wei, ! Do. he Is the fellow who, when
the Kaiser bieW the L1sitaria oui q
the water and Ee were getting red
hsz6ed 70 20 over and hand the EOp
: darn good z2Ii0p, Wilson having 50
after election. Was leading the paoees-
Sion for psGfleS-z saying Il weren't
none Of or business; that We had 10
OCCASION 70 be anything but friendly
with Old Bill; that the Americans
o1ght 70 keep OF the ocean anyhow
He was the fellow who Was lo1d
nouthed II saying Z would be crime
for Is % Elk II European Affairs
merely because that tir1y devil Of Ber-
LIN Ezs killing American citizens who
vsntUred ont Of the front door, and 70
further his campaign Re Ezs basy get
ting men. women and Children 70 Eire
members q Congress not 70 declare
~z- he said As Wilson had kept Is
out E1-l after the election i would
be better 70 move the spark plug I'd
= notch or 50 and keep On keeping u
out That's The kind q : fellow be Il
They blame those nutts Hzlizrd and
Heating whole lot for falling TO hack
the president. but bang nothing but
political insists and always waiting
70 see which hzndEzgon 70 grab, they
gets gObs Of these letters and teIe-
grams and thinking Il Vas public sent
inent IN Colorado sticks their feet In
the Enad 50 that nov they are dezder
than canned salmon Course foxy
Shafroth was wise 70 Macs game. He
wrote TO some real honest, reliable
Democrats n Colo-zdo-yes there are
few Of 'em left. but dzrned few
and got the night dope He found out
that the people Of Colorado vas Just
IS Loyal Is they make 'e-n 50 he hops
over On the right SIDE when Il comes
70 the vote
Nov, after AL this fell0S MeGourzn
has done 70 make the people think We.
in Colorado are shakers. Shafroth 10
reward hin gives hin the szrss old
JOB back again. There amt nothing
TO do II the place bit yak in the Or
fee once a month. get the warrant
the g0veumcat mails OFT and have the
bank cash IL That Of course gives
Mac : lot Of tine 70 stand on the
street corners and yell what = great
man Shzfroth Is
I've been doing Little gum-shoeinE
around Denver and over the state On
my o~-n account cause I want 70 find
out what the real people are thinking
As ] want 70 see some big man 70 TO
the Senate from Colorado, nd don't
care what his politics nay - Z be
assays night II brains and ability. I
find the best people OF the s;ate-the
merchants, the farmers. the people in
the country towns and them what are
for prohibition are al for this fellow
Waterman an ready 70 wager
right now that he gets the nomination.
and when ne does l an going to take
il on my own shoulders 10 arrange
with MeAdoo FOR = reserved seat IN :
cattle car from Washington TO Denver
FOR ShafrOth- Its = ehinch With the
government dragging down half cent
= mile extra for PuIlmans that Dodger
John amt going to waste no coin nd
ing N a sleeper
I'm q Democrat al right but this
amt no tine 10 Be yelling party-it's
the time for the election Of big. honest