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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1918-01-02
Sprnebjems geitprer 90 geitbrer'
inbe IpaeS.

BIaoien Iom geiprer os BE.
.itprerinoe paa gsrnebiemmet | CIT
Sorn, Soma, bliper Ieoig til l..
Warts 1918. 9en 400 Dollars
fri 9olig, Scott, 2ps, BORNE.
WuIige anissere beoes benoen6e iis
til unoertegneoe inoen 1. Sanuar
1918. anbefaIinger fra peofom.
menoes Yreit nlan leoiase aniss.
ningen. 5. Sse,
Morcus, Soma.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1918-01-02
s 3isSag.
60 arabiife Siitorier.

@n iattig Derpiiob palforteOe bar
IfoOet til Wefto, iorOi ban life eieoe
Ioa meget, at ban tinoe fsbe noget
TIL at binoe paa fine 6sooer.
Oct be0e Sano, iom ban oan0re0e
oper, bren0te og iaare0e bans $40.
Der.
San uoiteoer alager ooer i'm baar-
DE Sfnbne og iuffe0e oper, at
I5orIpnet oar iaa uretf9roigt, foroi
Oct life en- Sang bapoe ffenfet bann
Iiaa meeet, iom oct gap Warfens
I9pr.
8a ban enoelie nane0e Staoen
auia, iao ban oe0 Ell itor Noite
Ell iattig Wtono iioOe, bpis 6eo0er
bar os0e % oisne.
Gette Gun 6ragte bnm meo Get
Ipaa gnnife ANDRE Ganfer.
san ifammeOe Jig og iogoe oco
.iig ielo: yWiin alage oper SCRIP.
net par ganIfe u~retiPr0ig, og ieg
angrer oen oDbt. 9oormeO bar jeg
Iegeutlig iortient, at ieg er lpffeli.
Igere emo 0enne Staffel, Der iom en-
.usiel Orm nlaa frpbe ira 5teo til
.Ste6.
San gift iuffenoe mo / Ntoifeen,
.fnGleoe pompgt neo, angreoe jim
lltaaImOoigbeo og fortiatte meo ct
let Sino lin galfart iremao.
9eien aioroe bans 56OOer boar.
.oere for bper Gag, Ger elf, % uoen
nuiten ielo at oioe oct, 6opoe ban
.oanoret ooer oct bepe Son6 % noaet
Wteffa.
"a en- iattig 9erpiih Ell @an9
bao en- Dn0lh1g al SltItanen ON
en- 4lmisle, gap 6enne BAN oper.
mo0ig en- Sten.
Zen iorbnaneOe gefitlige moOtog
Stenen og tog Den meo Jig.
J5ful0e iee en- Sang" tenfte
ban, ofomme / 6orlegenbeo meO ct
al oisie itolte MenneIf fer, ifal ieg
6none mig paa Dam meo oenne
Sten."
9ogle Gage efter bsrte ban 5frig
Ipan @aoen.
San iplir9te ON Goriagen oa
Ifif at bloc, at Dnolingen par fal0et
Il ltnaaoe; SitItanen loo 6am iIit
nit isre igennem @aoerne paa en-
Qamel prisgfoet allie Bs6elens 5or.
.Ibaanelier.
Surtig greb Oeroiiden efter Ste
men, men mart bet9nfte ban iig.
San falteoe ben ira Jig og neo
Ii en- 9reno og Iagoe til iig ielo:
.9eu fpIer ies, at man alorie
mau bepne iig. Spis Dor 5ienoe
err magtig, err oct bnarligt og mar.
aetigt, men er ban itlpffelig, loo
or net bno0e ne0riot on drltiomt."
DC fmnbe nGppe TITLES.
Den preusifife Wainiiter BON Ebie'
lie Iogoe en- Sang TIL BrGiten @ois'
ner, Der nor befenot for lit fri'
mooiqe, ON emo un6ertioen nogei
platte Sprog, at en- Statsmaro
qipne Tilieloe maatte tage lie oiSit
3ribeoer paa i'm Samoitti9beo, iom
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1918-01-02
Oleanber,, Sal.
IA. Dec.
0nlo6rDnnp

9Uel Ill 2Iuell9 SlDBYe.
gu onglig fnRler neo.
st Eros 9lter / 9iertet, / Siem-
met, i Waenigbe6en, lom Bait. Go-
ienberg en- Sang iogoe. Seq iDn-
ties, ieg ioa li0t at Dem alle tire,
on Oi Den trettenoe Sec. IamleoeS
til @ul0brpllup8felt meo Scr. og
Dtrs. Wicbael @briltenien Der /
Olean6er MiSiionsEuS .tbi forml
lao De to gnmle, og paa 9Rnfene
bag Oeo lao fire al Spnnerne og
Ell 9atter meo oereS 5amilier; oe
fire tilberer Wenigbeoen Der, ben
fente Ell Menigbeo anoetiteos. Sgn.
nerne Sons, George, 6re0 og
Wticbol iomt 0otteren Mrs. Mor.
gretbe @irt3 Dor ale Der omfring.
De TO gamle fom berooer ira Oan-
mar for fem 4or iioen, og Dor
III / oereS eget lille 9iem miot
ibfonot 96rnene. Self let bar bet
nof life npret at rDffe De 6Dbe
Siertereooer op, Der banot Dem til
5eorelanoet, og mangt ct 29ngiels.
iuf er lenot tilbage til Slegt og
genner og 5olterioro; men = oi
bar oct 10 goot, flyer De iaa alli.
gepel. Gaitor Sonlen talte til
9ruoeparret no fra Rom. 10, 10
ON 8eltDrfelie / 8~roSbaabet ON
@lGoe og 6re0 og Rigoom / ben
Sellig aanos aroft, ban fang til
lige ell Gang, iom 9eoitemooer
Senien baooe lenot meo Silien til
8%ennerne. 9i lang: ySSeg refer og
peo, bpor Heiien goar ben" iamt:
,Sbor er oct goot at lanoe". Scr.
glnoers Beterien talte oeiao liot og
Ssnnerne, taffeoe Menigbeoen paa
6orGl0renes og egne 8egne. Wtis-
%Iionsbuiet par imuft ppntet, og
&pinoeforeningen iernereoe &offe og
Sage beo De 8lomlterimpffeoe
8oroe.
Weeniqhe0en afhol0t lit Aarsmgoe
ben 3. Sec. intet ipecielt fremfom.
g. u. Yilegaaro genpalgtes til
6ormalo, Mr. s. .. Sobonien
palgtes til 9iofon / Steoet for g.
@ammono, Iom life enife0e @en-
balg. Omfring $4,000 er / glarets
sob goaet gennem aasiererens
Senoer, og Wenigbeos. Arbei0et
iom &elbeo gaar lin oante Sang.
0ir. Otto Serenien bar iolgt fin
6orm til Mr. 0unitoo ira @eit
Brand, Soma; ben ligger peo Si-
ben Of @isiionsbuiet. - Scr. Sp-
renien meo camille er flpttet til
Selma. -
0tr. og Mrs. Seiper Senien bar
ligeleoeS iol9t no og er ilpttet til
Del &ep. Mr. Sens Serenien bar
ioIgt lin 6arm poa @oInut 9loe. til
4er. Hidaro Nielien ira 0icfion,
Canada. Otter llotolelier, hi berer
al gitens 5olf, ioa er pi nGr peo
at tro, at oct er lanot, boao 8uoe-
NOR 9iram Sobnion Ell Sang lagoe.
o6olf / Il. g" iagoe ban Ian oeles
/ to Dele, Dem, Der leper @olifor.
MIA og Dem, Der enifer at Ieoe Der.
vi bar ct 9onife aftiot ogieo @rois
AurillinrD" / Dor Maenigbeo me0
@rs. 81. g. Sanlen iom 5orman0,
Wrs. 6. 9ammono, Sef. og Wtrs.
q. g. Subj, anSierer. ri bar
ogiao en- oSonor &oa" bengenoe
I airfen meo nj Nabne, S6nner
al Menigbe6ens 5olf; 6en ii6ite til
at goa bor @rober Senien, 0otter.
ion al 9eoitemooer Semen; ban
enliiteoe / Goat artiaerp". 9eolte-
mooer ielp bar life peret raft, men
bun err beore mn.
Silien til Mr. og Mrs. 8onnicf-
len, Sernoale og @looelig Sui til
0oniferen og ale oens 2eiere.
Gorr.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1918-01-02

VI HAIR BESLUTTET: at udbyde til Sag pa lde vnkaar, $3.50
Acres af udvalgt Farmland, beliggende Marshall og Pennington
Counter.
Dette Land IA kebt af mig personig, efer en- meget indgaaen-
de Underssgelse a Observation-Disclosures, Jordunderlaget, Vandaflsb og
Beiggenhed.
Arealet er der 2 improved" Kvart Sechoner, som hver tlbydes
til $40 pr Acre og meget improved" 2O Acres Farm tIbydes til
$52. pr Acre. Flere Kvart Sedioner til 1926. pr. Acre, og 8 KvMt Sec
toner beiggende we'd eIektrsk LIME til 1913. pr. Acre. Ogsaa 2 code
Kvart Secdoner, der er 8 Mil fra Marked, som tlbydes til $3.50 DR..
Acre. Meget lette Vikaar gives med lille Udbetahng og 8 PCT. Rente.
Sknv efter nermere Oplysnnger til
JOHN BRATRUD, Thief Rivers Falls, MINI.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1918-01-02

ban oct emo 9aar / 8eroen, Ifal
alt blioe go0t / Simler. Qarofteri-
tiff er 6erfor ct lille Beers, Der
iDn9es at en- @oIaf, bpis aereite
Dor 1oigtet BAN:
gsgae Btff / 5lo0en, tag min @rop,
olIe @ngle, tag min Sinl | Senoe,
at, noor mart leg mar til Sintlen
op,
insen Soig paa 5Oroen ieo ital
fen0e."
Denne @ioen jig ben / oct, Der
fommer, oenne totole Ueangel paa
Billie til at iGtte iig til 0foouGr-
&c moo oct orloe, Der meoer, bar
beDirfet, at gonoen er iunfet on.
bere og oDbere nco / llnoertuelIe
og @len0igbe0, men bpor inogroet
0enne Ennfe er hos HliSleren, les
be0it af Geo 9olitois Stining til
Sem Orb: gS9tter e6er life op
imoo oct on6e," iom ban f%orlan.
te, at man ifuloe efterfomme gan.
ife bo~eitopeIiat, noeet, Der i9en
bpnger ianrmen meO oct, @eorg
9ronoes bor folOt yHusiernesSaag
fiji nj Ishp Qittpn IN"
Sar &lsierne EN- Sang grebet
en- Soc, beImer ban life, fsr ben
er gennemfsrt til oct poerlte. @r
Qioet 2i6elie, bel, ioa Ffaf man
taolmo0igt IfOe alt; Ftol mon fro
pao en @l10, Ifol mar | ait gre
bans Billie; ifnl Der ifaffes M
%iocioIe 6orbolo, fan mar life pen
tie, til llopiflin9en roIipt fsrer oct
meo fig, men 9pnamit oe Woro
mao anoen0es FOR at fsre Seiren
biem inn bnitiq iom muli9t.
Nen Ritsieren er life iom Sta
Iieneren burtig til at blioe arebet
al en- Soc, ban er life opfarenoe
og poloiom / ct 9ieblifs Stem-
nina, lonqt inarere uomprfer ban
fla peo en- liroffelig 8o oct Dag
Iiae, Der reiulterer / oct melt gen.
nentierte 9rioeri. Den r~usIiife 6or.
latter @ontiiooon bar gioet ct Bill.
le0e al oeme aardftereienoomnle.
lig6e0 ! fin Romon oOblomoip".
Oblomofp fan bel ligge pna FIN
Cola o9 oremme ON at Oere meo
I BET itore grbeioe for at ifnife
MenneTfer 2pffe i 2toet, men alt
blioer Grsmmeri, life en- Sang,
ga ban ioreIffes / Ell nng, o%trfelp-
item 8iae, fan ban o~peroinoe in
8ooenIfnb; bun opgiper ham Der.
for. % ban ipnter ben / itsrre og
iterre SlsobeO, ntiter at, g9r0ig
beo % Selon9telie, Jormne og
@lp6e og bliper en- iuloitpnoi9 ooer.
fomplet / 5ilpnrelien.
Denne Oopenifab ptrer iig oite
iom iei9 No0itno moo oft mt.
@r De en- Sang begpnOt paa nOget,
ponOrer De oioere 40 iamme 8ei,
og oenne ieige NooitanosoiIlie,
oennc e%silutnine ON oIorig at 81
oe op, er oct. Iom bar giort ben
rusiiife Soloat beremt ior fin llo-
boloenbeo. Anore % lDiere Sioer
al set r~usiiife 5olts aarafter bar
Soan 1itr9enieo. bois isrlte Bog
On Snger5 8agbo9" bar uutoet
alminoelig geremmelie; ban I'LL.
Orer, huoroan 9snoerne fan uere
banoe Iiplige, uobolOen0e % 0p9tige
/ oeres @erniag, men ban er life
beller blind for 0eres %6aarllge 81.
Der, 0eres Dtistro til @ooseieren,
mar oenne oil inofere 8orbeorm
ger, oares unoer0anige arDben for
6eres Serrer og 6eres totale @an.
gel paa Gone til at beine oeres
Stnno.
Gurgenieu er oct ogiaa, JON mo
fsrer 9ei6iliitififfelien / geroenSlit
.eratlrel. 5 o59Ore % Ssnner"
Dor BAN itblOret aampen meIlem
oct gamle SI9gtIeo, Der boloer paa
oct beltaaenoe, % oct np, Der oil
tilfempe iis 5ribeo. 9ogens so.
peoperion 9aiarop er en- Berger
ian nor nnrer nen melt lenen0e
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1918-01-02

.baO6e ifreoet en- DOE TIL 5rtbe.
I0en," OanOre i 5orpisning til 81
birien, for0i ban bao6e i bette Digit
og | ti0Iigere boooe tnlt boanenoe
Orb moo alt 0oangsItpre og oe
bilfaorlige Ooer9re6, Npnoigbeoer.
ne Sang paa @allg gioroe fig ifpl-
oi9e /. Senere fIptteoes ban til Roo.
tnils, bans 5oroisnin9 frelite for
Iua plot bans Gin, iom ban 6eroeo
bin6reOes 1 at 6eltnge i December.
reoolutionen 1925.
Me0 IleranOer &er5en faor to
af De Sanfer, ser goar igen / ben
ienere rusfiife 9itteratur, 6eres fsr-
Ute egeiltlige Salsmano. Saint Si-
monismen oanneoe @rlnoooloen FOR
pore OoerbeoiSHinger," ifriper ban
ielu, 6ennes i%ociaIe Ianfer % Gan.
fen ON apinoens 9igeret meo ,Wan.
Den er oct, man fpmper for, boa0
Der ielofdgeli9 enOer me0 bans
6~oroisnilg til Sibirien; 0a ban
Hyper berira, err oct fun ior at al.
ne ii9 i 9an0fIpgtigbeo til garis,
2on0on og SEM. San uoienoer M
/ Aarene 1857 = 1869 ltgebluoet
o9olofol", Der taller 5ribeoens %
5renlifrfotetS Gag.
Onltrent ianti0ig nle0 9er5ens
.l1geblnOs 9egpn0elie er Doitoieu-
ifis 1ilba9eoenoen til &lslano ira
Si6irien, 6oor ban baooe tilbrn9t
10 anr; fine Optepeli Ter ira 6enne
Bio bar ban ~ifreoet / yOptegnelier
ira oct oe6e 9us"; bet pi0ner ON,
buor 6pbt ban gennem fine egne
9i6eIier boo0e epnet at trenge inc ,
oct rusiiTfe 6olfs Sieleltp, og
lGrt BAN, at ielo bos Den opbeit
er Der noget pprOifl1lot; De
Notwithstanding, ban / lin ling
Dom bno0e Orsmt % liot ior, to-.
Der ban 8roen pao, ioet ban tom.
mer til 5orItaaelie al, at oct, oct
ON, er en- ieoelig Hepotu-
tion D @Oangeliets 4an0; ban 6li-
Der 8roletoriatets 0igter, ban Ice.
rer Wenneifer at lfOe og at ORE
itielpiIf. 5 oGnifolnifoo"
oreiter ban oct groblem, ser er
opitonet Oe0 Snmitnoets Oobbelt.
oetroqtning al ct WenneIfes 8Pr.
oi. men peo Si0en berai mprfer
man ogida Den politilfe @Gring,
iom er 6i0ens 9og9runo; oct er
ON, at Seniigten beIliger
Der bar iaaet Gasfolnifou
i'll at mproe ben gantle Yantelaa
og oct %ifinner igennem 80
zen, at 0enne 9pre fan ogion AT
Den0es o%oerfor ANDRE emo ilige
lamIe Sooner; men 8oitoieDIfi oi-
'er, at GaifoInifon, ioroi Dan life
BAR flar oper lit Dtaal, life fan
1pre 5slaerte al lin Sanoling, %
,il iogtens oerme0 min0e lin 8fos
0oDe0er ON, at oct lite
ierit og iremmeit ginlOt ON at
are rem meo Ueoro og 8ol0, men
1t qennemtenfe WnaIet Tor i'm
ion man par FLAIR oOer
i5slgerne % anionret ior oenne.
5 nDeite Eio bar to anore Stor-
memo / aonoens geroen peret BET
rusiiife Soils 9eoere. Geo Col.
og 8eter arapotfin.
Gen enc, 9olitoi er Ell 6ilo
Iof, Der isger at genreiie Den op.
rinOeliae a~riitenoom, iaole0es iom
ban bar ioritaaet, at ben MATTE
opre; ban oil, at Menneifer ifnl
opre lpffeliqe, me- ior at nao
muo oe 6npe ioa ioa 6orng-
oen6eoer iom mlligt, bans Soeal
er 0erior ben nsiIomme 9onOe,
neoens ban pertoer iig ira oct ele.
Jnnte 90 ioriineoe Petrograoerlio,
Qoelens og Soffets 2iu / 2eoig'
gang oq eiifiils, meo 8emmelie.
Den anoen, 8eter arapotfin, er
anarfismens betpoelIgite Salsmano,
en- Goel oe Itprf Meteorological, bois
melt farafteriitiIfe 9r9f er Suma'
nisme oe 9liobeO, men iamtfoig
nprer han Ell brpn0enoe ,Sao til
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1918-01-02
KOB DEM EN- FARM NEE FERGUS FAILS. MINI.

Vor udmerkede Og vel opdyrkede Farm, 8 Nil fra Fergus Falls,
MINI, og 6 Mil fra en- mindre By, er til Salgs why're biligt. Farmer
er paa 200 Acres er vel bebygget med godt Beboelseshus, Barn;
Hoghouse, Chicken coop, Creamery, udmerket Brgnd og vindmsne.
Denne dejige Farm er nu til Salgs for den why're biige Pris al
pr. Acre. Kun 100000 kontant. Resten paa l@ngere lids
Afbetahng ON snskes = skriv med Diet samme til Ejerne.
ST0NnAIL. TOETnY COMPANY Madison- Wis
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1918-01-02
Sc fmnbe nGppe TITLES.

Zen preusifIfe Meiniiter Don Chic.
lie Iogoe en- Gang till BrGlten @ois.
ner, Der por befenot for fit fri
mooiqe, ON EMO uftoertioen noget
tplatte Sprog, at en- Statsmano /
qipne Sili9loe mautte tase fig oiSie
6ribeoer paa lin Sampittigbeo, iom
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1918-01-02

I TOFTOY COMPANY, Madison, Wis.
Taiban Valley news., 1918-01-04
REVIVED OLD APPLE STORY
Prisoner Related in Court That His
Adam and Eve Encounter Was
Caused by the Red Fruit.

Ever since Eve tempted Adam with
an apple there has been more or less
trouble" remarked James e. Deery,
judge Of city court, says the Indian
apolis News, "but this morning was
the first time that have had an ex-
ample of the trouble which may be
caused between a man and woman by
an apple"
A man had been arrested charged
with assault and battery on his wife.
The wife had tried to shield him when
she took the stand, but admitted hav-
ing had a little unpleasantness with
her mate.
When the man took the stand he
asked whether he should tell the story
from the beginning, and when told to
go ahead started by saying: Judge,
your honor, all this trouble was caused
by an apple"
''Yes, l have heard that story be-
fore" said the judge. "The Bible even
says that an apple caused trouble be-
tween Adam and Eve, and most people
think that all Of our troubles date to
that time"
"But this was real apple" replied
the prisoner. eve had an argument
over it and when my wife became loud
I merely showed her away from me.
Then some nosey neighbors called the
police"
"All right" said Judge Deery, "but
I believe the real cause Of this trouble
is that you do not work steadily. Now,
I am going to let you go this time on
the condition that you heed some ad-
vice relative to steady employment,
which a friend Of yours is going -
give you as soon as you leave the
courtroom"
Taiban Valley news., 1918-01-04
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER

Has been used for all ailments that
are caused by disordered stomach
and inactive liver, such as sick head
ache, constipation, sour stomach,
nervous Indigestion, fermentation of
food, palpitation of the heart caused by
gases in the stomach. August Flower
is gentle laxative, regulates digestion
both in stomach and intestines, cleans
and sweetens the stomach and alimen-
tary canal, stimulates the liver to Sc
crete the bile and impurities from the
blood. Sold in all civilized countries.
80 and 80 cent bottles.-Adv.
Taiban Valley news., 1918-01-04

Petrograd.-The Central powers,
Count Czernin, the ro-Hungarian
foreign minister, told the peace con-
ference at Brest-Litovsk Christmas
solemnly declare their resolve imme-
diately to sign terms which will ter
inmate the war on conditions equally
just to all belligerents. The Central
powers also favor a general peace
without forcible annexations and in
IDENTITIES. They could not bind them
selves to such terms without a guar
antee that Russia's allies would recog-
nize them and carry them out honest
ly toward the Central powers.
Count Czernin declared that the
Central powers believed the basic
principles uttered by the Russian del
egates could be the basis of such a
peace. He said they shared Russia's
condemnation of continuation of the
war for the sake of conquest
1t is necessary to indicate most
clearly, however, the count added that
the Russian proposals could be rear
lied only in the event that all bellig-
erents obligated themselves to ad-
here to the terms of such peace.
The Austro-Hungarian foreign min
lister declared that the Central pow
ers did not intend forcibly to annex
territories seized during the war, nor
to deprive nations of political inoe-
pendence lost in the war.
The question of the subsection OF
nationalties who have not political in
dependence to another country cannot
be solved internationally and must be
met by each government and it's peo-
pie in the manner established by the
constitution of that government. The
protection of the right of minorities
is an essential part of the right of peo.
pies to self-definition.
In the event of a mutual refusal to
meet war expenditures and pay dam
ages caused by the war, Count Ger
min continued, each belligerent shall
bear only the expense of it's subjects
made prisoners and damages caused
to property Of civilian subjects by de-
llOCldIC NAOluIAOho VI ihIOA hoIiOAAe'A
law on the part of the adversary. The
creation of special fund for this pur-
pose, as suggested by Russia, could be
discussed only in event that the other
belligerents join in the peace negotia-
tions within a certain time.
The chairman of the Russian dele
cation expressed qualification at the
German willingness to make peace
without annexations and indemnities
and with the self-definition of peo-
pies. He demurred, however, at the
German statement on self-definition as
being incomplete. He said the war
could not end without the re-estab-
lishment of violated rights of little
and oppressed nationalities and Rus
sia would insist on guarantees that
their lawful rights would be protected
in general peace treaty.
Count Czernin explained the posi-
ton of the central powers in state
ment which he read at the second ses-
sion of the peace conference at 1
o'clock Tuesday evening.
Taiban Valley news., 1918-01-04
RELIABLE PRESCRIPTION
FOR THE KIDNEYS

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by DR.. Kilmers Swamp Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi-
cine.
1t is a physicians prescription.
Swamp-Root is q strengthening medi-
cine. IL helps the kidneys, liver and blad-
der do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp Root has stood the test of years.
1t is sold by all druggists on its merit and
it should help you. No other kidney medi-
cine has SO many friends.
BE sure to get Swamp-Root and start
treatment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Taiban Valley news., 1918-01-04
Tommy Needed Them. Too.

The wounded Tommy writhed and
squlrmed as the masseuse, with iron
fingertips, massaged his injured leg.
At last he burst out:
'"Arf mo! What dyer think yer
ADDING Of? Owr
'Its all right" said the masseuse.
"Im kneading your muscles!"
The Tommy gently but firmly pulled
his leg away from the none too gentle
grasp of his tormentor, and breathed: !:
"So'm II"
Taiban Valley news., 1918-01-04
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness.
and that is by a constitutional remedy.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
of the System. Catarrhal Deafness is
caused by an inflamed condition OF the
mucous lining of the EustRchian Tube
When this tube is infiamed you have IA
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when it Is entirely closed, Deafness Is the
result. Unless the Inflammation can be re-
duced and this tube restored to it's nor
NAL condition. hearing may be destroyed
forever. Many cases of Deafness are
caused by Catarrh, which Is an inhamed
condition of the Mucous Surfaces.
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
be cured by HALLS CATARRF3
r J. Cheney A. Co Toledo, Ohio.
Taiban Valley news., 1918-01-04
Needed More Weiuht.

The lady of the house shut her lips
tightly when she saw who had rung
the bell.
''No," she said, you were here in
December. l never give to beggar
undeserving of help"
81 wouldn't ave called, num- said
the tramp, seeing that he need ex-
pect nothing more from that house,
"only 'ome-made cakes left like you
gave me month ago. 1 wants to en-
list, but of your little cakes would ave
put me right"
Taiban Valley news., 1918-01-04
The Eternal Feminine

st. Peter-Right this way, ladies', 10
get your halos.
Shade of Mrs. DeStyle--Now Mr..
Peter, before l take one l would like
to know if You allow the privilege of
exchanging it If l find when ] get home
that it doesn't fit?
Taiban Valley news., 1918-01-04
U. s. Guarantees Roads an Income.

New York-The railroads of the
country will be guaranteed net oper-
ating income at the rate of $947, ,267, All
annually, under the plan as announced
by President Wilson The latest of
ficial figures as compiled by the In
terstate Commerce Commission show
net operating income for the years
ending June 30, 1915, 1916 and 1917
as follows for all the roads of the
country. 1915, $72S,712,079; 1910,
s1,O43, ,839, 1922; 1917, $1,O69, ,75O,514. The
average for three years amounts to
$947, ,267,471.
Taiban Valley news., 1918-01-04
Supervisors GUST County Treasurer.

st. Louis.-The St. Clair county
board of supervisors voted, "a to 6, to
oust Fred Warning, county treasurer,
from office. The action was taken at
a special meeting of the board at
Belleville after County Auditor Eckert
reported he had been unable to ac-
count for $79,1603O of county funds
which should be in Warnings posses
sion.
Taiban Valley news., 1918-01-04
A ReIiaious Combination.

Recently Il parcel was received in
the Toledo post Office which for some
reason had to be opened. II was adj
dressed to ANY Soldier in France Who
Does Not Receive Another Present"
1t contained a Bible and set of box
ing gloves.
Taiban Valley news., 1918-01-04
True to His Convictions.

The purchasing agent lay in bed
sore smitten with serious sickness
A specialist stood by his bedside and
said: 81 can cure you"
whats your bid?" moaned the sick
man.
Zone hundred dollars"
you'll have to do better than that"
gasped the purchasing agent; "I've got
a better bid from the undertaken"
Taiban Valley news., 1918-01-04
cuticura is So Soothing

To itching, burning skins. 1t not only
soothes but heals. Battle with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water, dry gently
and apply Cuticura Ointment. For
free samples address, "Cuticura, Dept.
K, Boston" At druggists and by mail.
Soap 25 Ointment 25 and 50.-Adv.
Taiban Valley news., 1918-01-04

Here are the main points insisted
on by the Teutons as conditions OF
peace:
mo annexation of territories
seized during the war and stipu-
lations for evacuation by troops.
2-Declaration by the allies of in
tention not to take away polit-
ical independence of nations
which lost it during the war.
3-Nationalities without political
independence to solve question
of subsection through own gov
ernment with their peoples ac-
cording to their own constitu-
tionS.
4-Protection of rights of minori-
ties constitutes an essential part
of the right of peoples to self
definition.
5-No belligerent country to be re-
quired to pay contributions and
private persons to be compen-
sated for losses from special
fund contributed by all belliger-
ents on a proportional basis.
6-Return of colonial territories
forcibly seized during the war.
Taiban Valley news., 1918-01-04
CIrcumstantlaI Evldence.

II say, Dick, what makes you so
suspicious about your girls letting 9th
er fellows court herr"
II put it to you, Bill, wouldn't it
make you suspicious If your girls par
rot kept saying all the time you were
sitting with her, oh, don't, CharleyT"