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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-01-11
Soccer Boys
Getting Ready

Soccer players of Tacoma are
practising eagerly for the ALTA
coma championship series which
begins next week. The North
End all-Tacoma team practised
hard yesterday afternoon in The
stadium, while the South EnEd
team worked on Whitman grounds.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-01-11
(Unitea Press Leased wire.)

NEW YORK, Jan. 1.-THE
pugilistic horizon today is cleared
Of everything but Fred Fulton.
What Jess Willard is going to do
about 1t, is a matter Of little con-
sequence with bouts between Full
ton and Billy Miske and Fulton
and Frank Moran in the near fu-
ture.
After Fulton's decisive victory
over Tate, the only man who could
point to a win over the big Mime
sota plasterer within recent dates,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-01-11
Doug Climbs a
Church Steeple

In order to show his exuberance
and wear off some of his high
spirits, Douglas Fairbanks climbs
q church steeple in "A Modern
Musketeer," and thereby scares
the daylights out of an old rancher
in a buggy, who thinks he has
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-01-11
is THIS OUR TONY?

49, A Chicago paper says: "A
catcher by the name of Brot-
tenn has been signed by Little
Rock. 1t will be all o. X.
a the fans can say, He brot-
tenn all in with a homer
o o q
COLA Anderson, the big heavy
~elght from Ruston who enlisted
in the ambulance corps, has al
ready won the title of Camp Dodge,
Iowa. And last fall We were all
saying that COLA was just a big
lucky stiff to be winning all his
fights and that he'd blow up II
be over met q regular guy! You
6mply can't tell by the shape OF
the egg what kind Of . chicken
he'll make.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-01-11
TODAY'S BILLS
AT THE THEATRES

TACOMA
cleopatra" feature film
production with Theda Bara;
six days starting today.
NEW PANTAGES
George Primrose's Minstrels,
and good vaudeville.
HIPPODROME
"a Miniature Vaudeville
Revue" with vaudeville.
OAK (Old Pantages)
"The Suffraget," musical
comedy, by Monte Carter Cam
pany.
MOVIES
COLONIAL
"A Modern Musketeer," with
Douglas Fairbanks.
APOLLO
"The Great White Trail"
with Doris Kenyon.
MELBOURNE
"Double Crossed" with VIM.
s. Hart.
LIBERTY
"Sunshine Alley" with Mae
Marsh.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-01-11
Choose the Right Doctor

ne most I'M
portant thing
for you to do
II you are an
aillng man Il,
to seek the
services Of
the RIGHT
DOCTOR.
Don't go to
the first one
you see, SIM
ply because
he happens to
DC q physic-
Ian. Choose
the physician
who makes q
speciality of
curing the
kind OF all
ment from
which YOU
suffer. The
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-01-11
FRED FULTON rs
GETTING READY TO
TAKE OVER CROWN

them again and drives off in a
hurry.
Thrills and comedy, coupled
with snappy titles. enliven "A Mod
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-01-11
MOVIES

ern Musketeer," which remains at
the Colonial until Sunday.
Marguerite Clark comes Sunday
in 1.-THE Seven Swans"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-01-11

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The Washington times., 1918-04-28
NATIONAL.

At the National Theater. in an ex
tremely welcome return engagement
Of one week. beginning tomorrow
evening. Julia Saudersou and Joseph
Cawthorh will be seen in Rambler
Rose" Both Miss Sanderson and Mt
Cawthorn have large and very loyal
fOllowinEs here and their annual en-
Eagement is always eagerly awaited
Rambler Rose is one OF the best
vehicles supplied 10 them by the
Charles Frohman Company in many
seasons. combining as Il does all tho
best-lfiSed features or the popular
''5ybil' and the memorable "Giri From
Utah"
The score OF Rambler Rose" re,
plete with tunefuI and ttnkling airs
and at all times musicianly, is by Vic
tor Jacob, who was also responsible
for the music OF "Sybil." II supplies
Miss Sanderson with a group OF songs
in the rendering OF which she has full
scope for her charming method OF
making a number cling in ones mem
ory.
Nor has Mr.. Cawthorn been over.
looked IN the matter OF songs. He has
The Washington times., 1918-04-28
LoEM,C COLUMBIA.

Beginning today and continuing unti
Thursday Billie Burke will be seer ai
Loew's Columbia in a new phOtOplay
Let's Get Divorce" based on Vk''
torien Sardou's famous play, "Dh-
vorcons. In this photoplay Miss Burke ap-
pears as n young convent girl who in
dulges in secret fiIrtations. Of which the
Mother Superior Of course disapproyes'
but who is unable TO curb the spirit OF
romance that possesses the young
wOman's soul.
She veds writer after romantic
elopement and is happy in the love OF her
husband, until he settles down and de
votes more serious attention to his writ
ing than to his bride. She then strikes
uID a Irritation with an officer, and be
II wing herself TO be madly in love with
hi %. begs her husband to grant her
divorce. He apparently consents, and
(C,ontinued on Page II. Column 81
The Washington times., 1918-04-28
I.YCEUM.

From the Garden Party to Jail" Is
the current attraction at the Lyceum
Theater The company Is headed by
Billy Finigan. who has returned to
the Lyceum after several years alb
sence in vaudeville.
In the character OF Judge Murphy,
Finigan appears in the present pro
duCtiOu. laid i'm two acts and four
scenes. Accompanied by the dis
t-ict attorney" impeTsonated by
BILLY Hagan, many humorous situa-
tiOns come as n result.
The supporting cast includes Gus
Mortimer. sam Young. LOttis Glib
bons. Dorothy BlOdgett. Harry Le-
vine, Loretta Gail and Ruth Decker.
together with a carefully selected
beauty chorus OF twenty-four girls.
The scenes are laid. in the beautiful
The Washington times., 1918-04-28
GAYEsTY.

Rose Sydell and her famous Lon
don Bellies Company opens at the
Gayety Thea-er today for a weeks
engagement. That triuuvirate OF
comedy stars, George F. Hayes, Ted
Burns and Sam Lewis, head the cast.
The vehicle presented is entitled
Uncle Cy's Trip to New York. and
Is staged in two acts and ten scenes.
Hayes. who Is noted for his rube i'm
presentations. has the role OF Uncle
.Cy." and his peregrinauons in the
big city range from the Pennsylvania
station TO a big department store. thence
TO a popular cabaret show, down on
the Bowery, to a Turkish bath. The
final scene shows a corner Of the Gar
den OF Eden. bedecked with living
models.
The feminine portion of the cast in
cludes Kate Pullman. billed as ''the
fastest dancer in the world :" Louise
Hartman. prima donna : Dorothy Earl.
and Frankie Burns. More than twenty
girls comprise the beauty chorus. An
environment OF gorgeous and artistic
scenery and striking electrical effects
does much to make the production en-
JOyable
The Washington times., 1918-04-28
1T Pays to Fir" atBeBelasco; ~See YouLater"
Comes oPof,s; With Rambler Rose at National

AIessrs Lee and J. J. ShubeTt Will
present 1T Pays To FIirt," Fra noes
Nordstrom and Joseph McManus'' mu-
sical comedy at the Belasco TheFter
this week. beginning this evem ng.
Miss NOrdstrom. who provided the
play and lyrics OF 1t Pays TO Flint"
is not only an actress of distinctid n,
but Is a successful author. Josep n
McMamus is a young California conn
poser, who lately came East and Won
success.
Il is an exceptionally brilliant cast
that the Messrs. Shubert have pro-
vided for this music play. Among
the important members OF the COM
pany are Fay Evelyn, who lately
came TO America from the Gayety
Theater, London; Peggy Hopkins.
well known in Washington and lately
a member OF Miss 1917" at the Cen
tury Theater in New York: Ann An
dreWs. late leading lady with Arnold
DAILY in THE Master" Annie Hughes,
one OF the most accomplished actress
es OF our time; Clara Palmer, who
WAS lately featured here in "Katin-
ka," Victor Morley. a frequent visit
tor in vaudeville and last seen here
in musical comedy as the star of MY
Best Girl" Clifton Webb. who was
q late visitor in Love o. Nike" 9TH
ers being Marie Burke, Helen Fran
els, Scott Walsh. Jay Wilson, and
Frank Wonderlee.
TT Pays To Fiirt" is in three acts.
and the locale; New York OF the
present time.
The complications in this merry
book OF Miss NordEtrom's are highly
eiTerting but above all, human.
The Washington times., 1918-04-28

two tremendously funny numbers.
called respectively, Poor Little Rich
Girls Dog" and a Bundle OF Nerves
Throughout the three acts of
Rambler Rose" Mr.. Smith has woven
an Interesting and at all times anus
ing STORY
fhe' Charles Frohman Company has
surrounded Miss Sandersou and Mr.
Cawtho6n with a splendid supporting
company including John Goldsworthy,
stewart Baird. George f. Mack. Ada
Meade, Jean Newcombe. W. H. Bentley,
Ethel Boyd, Doris Predo. FLORENCE
Lee, sndinumerOus others. Needless Ia
ay. theRe is a chorus. generous alike
AI numbers and good looks.
The Washington times., 1918-04-28
OSMOS

Bobby WOoley is presented by
George Choos. this week At the Cos
maOs Theater in Please, Mr.. Detec-
tive" the latest girl act in popular
vaudeville, with book and lyrics by
Darl AacBOyle and music by Walter
l.. Rosemont, and assisted by Betty
ETans. Hudson Freeborn. and a host
OF pretty girls. /: is a new headline
atb baction. and has made 4 hit wher-
eveI. shown.
The Three Tyres. a musical trio in
The Washington times., 1918-04-28

blackfaCe. is announced as an eNtraor-
binary musical laughmaker; Winchell
and Green, a graceful pair of singers
and dancers. in "SpOOnville.' sum
mer fantasy; Frank Mullane. with
good stories and songs; Charles Du-
rand and COMPANY in the pathetic
comedy playlet. Back 10 Buffalo,
and the Tuscano brothers, battle-ax
jugglers extraordinary.
Theda Bara in the Fox play. "The
Forbidden Path" will be the matinee
photopIsy Offering, and this will be
supplemented with a delightful Billy
RhOades comedy and the Hearst-Pathe
news.
Today. starting at ? p. m. the
beautiful musical number Of the
Wileys. South American artists. will
be featured with the other acts OF
last weeks bill.
The Washington times., 1918-04-28

ferred to celIuloid. Many. OF the
scenes are intensely pathetic, while
others inspire the highest type OF
patriotism.
As was the case during the frst
week. showings viii be continuous
from 10 a. m. until II p. m, aald the
admission price will not be advanced.
Short reels complete the program.
The Washington times., 1918-04-28

garden Of a New York millionaire
and a courtroom.
The musical numbers, some Of
which are original with this produc-
tion. include Il Know YOU" "Tisho-
minEo Blues" "Yaka Hula Hicky
Dula" and 1T. Must Be Love-"
STRAND.
THE Kaiser, the Beast of Berlin"
will continue the attraction at
Moore's Strand Theater for a second
week. This perturbation OF the, Sc
cret workings OF German intrigue
and Of the fendishness OF German
kultur has aroused such tremendous
public interest that many who have
attempted to sec the picture have
been unable to gain access to the
Strand
wonderful impersonation OF the
mad tackal of Europe. the arch--
ASSASSIN OF women and children, Will
lam Of HohenzOllern. is that offered at
Rupert Julian. His pOTtraiture OF
the best-hated man in the world is
SO skillfulIy drawn that even the i'm
preston Of partial insanity Is firmly,
impressed upon a spectator Many
others in the cast offer partrayals
that maintain the high standard Of
acting set bS the star.
The production Is a Stupendous ono
and the photography wonderful. The
story OF the effect OF the rape OF Bel
gium upon the family and household
OF Marcas. the blacksmith OF Lou
vain, Is vitality appealing. and is
made dOubly effective by the fact that
ii Is disclosed against a background
of historical events accurately trans
The Washington times., 1918-04-28
POLLS.

The first OF the important spring
productions will be launched in,
Washington at Polls Theater tomor-
row night. It is See You Later" a
new threesact musical comedy from,
the pens Of Guy Bolton and p. G.
WodeRouse, authors Of ooh, Boy"
Leave 1t TO Jane" Miss Sringtime'
and a dozen other Of the biggest
musical successes Of the American
stage. The score is by Joseph Szuic.
The new venture is being staged
by A II. Woods and is described as
the most pretentious OF Mr. Woods
incursfons into the light operate
field. 1t will have the advantage Of
costly settings, beautiful costumes
and all the elaborate accessories
that now mark presentations on the
American stage OF musical comedies
OF the first rank. The score will be
Interpreted by an orchestra Of
twenty-five pieces. the principal roles
viii be played by an imposing cast
end the ensembles will be entrusted
TO a big beauty chorus
Mr.. Woods has assembled a really
notable cast OF principals. The com
pany includes Mabel McCane. Herbert
Corthell, Charles RugEles. John DAILY
Murphy, Marie Flynn. Zitallsa Dolores.
Isabelle OMadigan. William Seilery,
Charlotte Granville. David Torrance,
Tot Qualters, Betty Alden and Jed
PTouty. As a background for this
array OF cleverness there will be, ac-
cordinK to those who have seen the
preliminary performance. a striking
blend OF beauty. humor and tunefuI
music Astinees are announced for
Thursday and Saturday.
The Washington times., 1918-04-28
b. r. KEITH'S.

AiE AANAAEu DAdAtE nav JdLL DdHA
viii be the patriotic headliner this
weak at r. J.. Keith's Theater. where
II will a5d in bringing the Liberty
loan campaign TO a glorious finale
with two millions in bonds as the
goal. The band is from the United
States nitvy yard at Charlestown.
Mass, and having twenty-five mem
bers. 1t was organized to boost the
bond campaign in Boston and so
great was its hit that Messrs. Keith
and Albee: the Keith circuit owners,
obtained IL for four weeks in vaude-
Vile. the limited period ending here
and the boys returning TO their naval
work.
The extra added feature will be
Walter &. Kelly, The Virginia
Judga" whose stories OF bench and
bar lEave made so many thousands
laugh Mr.. Kelly promises a new
series OF court episodes this time, but
Dan" will continue to lock 'em up
as usual.
Another special Offering will be the
premiere danseuse eccentrique. Mile.
Nina Payne, and associate artists in a
Dance Characteristique." Another
novel inclusive will be Henri de
Vries' presentation OF "CamOufiage q"
Regina Connelli will be seen again
with Ruby Craven. in "MOondown.r -
and the Mystic Hanson trio Will add
The Magic Man and the Magical
Ma ds." Wallace Bradley and Grctte
ArJtne will present a light and laugh
able interIude. Mignon. the mag
netSc mimic. the pipe organ recitals
and the Hearst-Pathe news pictorial
are the closing numbers.
The Washington times., 1918-04-28

p As a female impersonstor, Pri-
vate W. Pauly is a peach. He and
"fou Know Me, Al" are booked for
as big a success at the Belasco to-
morrow as they made. in New York.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-12-18

vas time when to communicate with
IT,, majority of cuc's friends one had
to post q letter and wait two or thrce
days for an answer. even when thcy
lived within n few miles. Today most
OF our friends have telephones and we
can say over the wire in ono minute
what we would have written In ten. and
receive the answer on the instant And
yet ii VIC have to try two or three times
to make the call because tho line Is
busy. or If the operator takes MIN
ute or TWO instead Of n few seconds to
connect US, We are all impaticrce On
If We are trying for distant call II Is
not enough thar the mirllce OF being
able 20 talk 70 4 friend 4 hundred miles
away is performed for us. we must
needs complain because It takes an hour
or so To make IN" connection. In France
| am told whom ono wishes to make a
hstnce call one puts in the call one
day and gets il the next Moreover,
one has 70 be ready at = certain time
tho next day. and if one ts not on hand
at the instant. "n~ loses ones chance
The-More-We-Have-t More WeLW1nt
Habit
Service IN shops is another example
nf The nl"r"-wc- hlvr-t hc-rnnre-we-wapt
habit. There was~a time when ono did
not think Of being allowed to exchange
IN article one had bought unless there
were some definite reason for doing so.
Then the shops began to give the e1-
change privilege more literally and tho
public Tapped up all this liheranty and
called for moro. Things came to such q
pass that poole thought nothing OF ex-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-12-18
CLUB
RECEP 1Il)A To
Be HELD TQL)A?
EsEs. HB1nEELAED, 3x=Tg5sDg&P
81 ORGANIZATION WILL BE
HOMIE GUEST AT FUNC-
TON IN WINDSOR.
Members Will Show Appreciation and
Esteem for Former Official On
Eve OF Departure.

Mrs H. Maynard Kimbcrland, tn"
president of tn" Wumau'S Literary CLUB
! for tho past four years. will h" TN" honor
guest nj M informal reception TINS nj
trrnuon ri the lIut"l Windsor. The club
will assemble NJ 30 in Tho i'arl"r Of the
! hotel, /" greet Mrs kimh"rIand us m
organization for thN last timr. before her
departure for Hhilad"lphia. where she
will make her fntnT" home. Mrs. Kim
hcrlaud and Mrs. Blanche u. htccrrnd.
charter members will receive thr guests.
who w!ll include all members and many
friends Of Mrs. kimh"rlanh.
This event. So lovingly planned hy al
Of Mrs kimhcrlandS ASsucintc member"
In the club. will prove the high esteem
in which she Is held and will enable
them Ia show in some hrErc" how very
much they appreciate all that shc has
done for thu organization. during her
term OF office. She viii br missed very
much. both for her charming personality
and her competent manner OK acailhE
with ull matters, that related TO the best
iermcnt OF the club.
include vocal numbers by Mrs. L"riL
Nc!nlnger-Bard Miss Virginia Hall and
Miss Ainbelle Hall. while Miss Mae
Bishop Will render some charming piano
selections. There will be number or
other little variations in the program
and as i pleasing diversion, tea Will b"
served by The following ladies':
MtsdnIncs: Claude =. Terry. l.. \. Rolf.
Crawford Booth, J. Il. inunES"n, Z. l..
jackson. Frank Stringcr. George Rose.
G. ]. Darl1:icrty.
Those in charge OF the program ore;
Jefferson, James L. Hanlcy, Dora Bard.
lee Hill, DrIaven McGregor. Paul Nor
rison. Misses: Sarah Mctzner. MARY
Clifford, Lucille Hicks.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-12-18
RIVER NEWS

There was II feet inches on the
wharf gauge yesterday and ~ feet
inches 1T the foot of McMcchcn dam.
tho river falling at both places. Tn.
river will continue TO fall fHT,tii -pnSl
few, days. until the normal stage rs
reached. according to conditions at the
present time. -
at noon yesterday.
Tho General PershinS came in from
Pittsburgh at o'clock yesterday morn.
ing. and left on her return trip ut " p.
M. having tx carEocs both ways.
TIL, Milton came in Inst night from
The General Wood IS due at noon to-
day on her way from Pittsburgh To-
Charleston.
for New Natanoras.
The Liberty will arrive tonight from
NcCornellsville.
The Helen L is scheduled in from New
MotnmoraS tonight and Will leave 1oi
that point Mt noon tomorrow.
The General Pershing will be down
Friday morning on her way from Pitts
burSh 10 ParGcrsburg.
Tho Liberty Will leave 1or 'Parkcrs-
burg mt 10 o'clock tomorrow morning.
The towboat Frcd Hudson passed
down ot noon yesterday, flying light.
CAPTAIN NJ. G.. Scbolt, superintendent"
cr ,Lc Liberty Transit Company Is IN
Point Pleasant. looking after the "ork
I on the General Crowdcr. which Is OK,
nnc,rd TO enter the Pittsburgh and
Charleston trade about the first OF the
year. ,,.....b
was visitor ut the local wharf, ana
left for down-rivcr points.
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for 4 dnligh; ful holiday season this year.
The custom of last year VIII hr l"i-
lowed, anu the building thrown open 10
Young women in tn" city who ar" away
from their homes. The secretaries OF
the association will arrange chr lStnaS
dinner to be served at ! O'Clock, ana
reservations for the same can ne iEhdr
this week. pn Christ mHSr evening ana
during the afternoon preceding, tMl-
light service for NIL employed IN. inc
diu!u, room anil kitchen viii br heid IN
the library when Christmas carols VIII
he sung and the story Of tho holy biFth
read.
Members OF the gymnasium classes
are 20 hnv" II party next Tuesday III
noon. 10 whirh each member of the
classes f. 10 bring some CHILD. whose
Christmas 0:hCrwis" might be lonely.
TIC gymnasium girls also are aTranG-
lnE for Il watch might party New Year ;
rvr. to wh;ch all members of the assoc
citation viii w. invited. y Chrlstm;iS
TIRE and the usual decorations Will ne
in evidence, and the officers viii make
every Effort 70 hnv" thr association
.lrlIc mouse uf frirndlincas throughout
tho holiday :"nSrn.
Two vr~pcr EcrTi"cs are to be- hrld.
one F'ridu:, evening 81 this week. on ~"
fourth floor for residence hall girls.
rarid!" 'l.Eht Will l." used md songs
!UnK by Inc girls. Sunday afternoon NJ
o'clock Mrs. !. NJ. Potter viii lraH INC
Il. nuai christ MAS service. and there WI
BE- special Christmas music.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-12-18

will be- reviewed by Secretary Daniels
from the Mayflowcr at anchor near the
Statue OF Liberty. After the fleet has
reached it's anchorage, the Saytlower.
followed by vessels carrying New Yorh
city officials. will review the ships at
anchor, steaming through md around
tho fleet. The Mayllower then VIII
anchor Mt the foot OF West Fffty-second
street. where Mr.. Daniels will receive
Admiral Mayo, the fleut cornmander. and
his. staff and the commanders OF tho
various ships.
In the afternoon men from the fleet
will parade down Broadway from Sinty-
sixth street TO FIftY-ninth then down
Fifth avenue to. Twenty-third TIC S
pageant is expected to start az I:So
O'clock. The department announced that
rs the parade will occur. on Christmas
.cvc generous leave OF absence VIII d., BE-
granted to both officers and men I'M
mediatcly after its conclusion
The fleet probably will remain at
New York until January 8.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-12-18
A BOISHEv1Sr DREAM.

sometimes think that l would like
TO hc Il l:nlSh"vik:
Reform 1T once by general strike
The body polite.
And start this old world on q hikc
OF progress doub.c-QNclt.
Slow legislation would give way
To swift and sure ukas".
Both sword and pen Ia bring in play
All evils tu.rrnSc.
And OF this bourgeois working day
l wouldn't leave 4 trace.
No obstacle would make mic pause
In what I had 10 do:
I'd place effects before their CAUSE
And make the world anew.
Repeal all economic laws
And laws OF nature, too.
But woo, Alas: Ny heart - sick.
And this thr truth that pains:
may not WELD tn" mighty stick;
No hop" Of i remains.
7 cannot hc L I:ulSh"v TX
For l was born with brains
Frederick AmcS Coates.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-12-18
STOPS HEADACHE,
PAIN, NEURALGIA
DON'T SUFFER-. GET A DIE PACK
AGE OF DR.. JAMES HAD
ACHE powDERSE

You can clear your head and relieve
n dali. splitting or violent thropbiHG
bradachc in Il moment with DR.. James
1Inad:chc Powder This old-time head
ache relief acts almost magically. Send
some one To the drug store now for q
dime package ard a few moments after
you take powder You will wonder Whit
became Of the headache. neuralgia ard
pain. Stop suTcrinG-its needless. &c
snrc you get what you ask for.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-12-18

changing On article after ak months or
year. or OF bringing things buck in
bad condition. And the number Of
credits regularly madc wis siuly cncr-
nous.
The Worm Has Turned for Fair.
An ADVERTISING ruaneSer told me that
there was ono exchange or refund for
every three sales. As cVcryoun knows,
thu worm has turned IN this case. and
not only turned. but started travelling
rapidly in the other direction. Not only
the exchange privilege, but charge and
deliver privileges arc being curtailed all
over the country.
am reminded somehow OF The furry
talo in which the fairy said 10 the
woman who had been raised from pow
erty 70 maGnffticence and St!N wanted
more- Go back and you will End your
SELF IN your old hut