Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-12-12

COLUMN RIGHT!
BY Robert D. Goodwin. corporal, 18th
Company, 154th ID. b.
Wanted-One first-c1ass fortNne
teller, male or female, for purpose Of
informing members of the 154th Depot
Brigade as to when, how and why,
Our barracks resemble newspaper
Office on election eve, in that every
body is talking about going home
and nobody leaves.
Sergt. Champion forgot to wear
his hat cord the other night and he
is now suffering from very bad
cold In the head.
Perhaps you feel mighty Important
when you are idling about the lobby
of some fine hotel and the poaished
bell boy shouts your name, but when :
you are PACED in your barracks-itSA
generally fatigue.
Close order: Say. shut that win
dow"
One bit of news the kaiser--beg
pardon, ex-kaiser-will not like Is
that the President will dine in Paris
Saturday.
The seven wonders of the world
war: Y. M. C.. A., X. of c., j. w. q.
Y. w. G. A., w. c. c. S.. A. L. A. and
the Salvation Army.
Why is it that most dedicated"
poems are not half as good as the
dedication?
And the married men don't seem as
~.4~M w1N
ones I'll tell you. experience must
be a wonderful thing.
And now that the war is over, the
sporting editors are bobbing up ev-
erywhere.
After making 2S out of a possible
rs at grenade put" practice. the other
day. Private Edwards said: (Deleted,
but refer you to any teamster In ar
gument with traffic copper. Ed.).
Famous seconds: "Pass them beans
beans!'
The other day I passed a good book
that ] had read to Sergeant Wise
miller. and the next day when he re-
turned it asked him how he enjoyed
it, and he said: "'San right, amt an
error in it that can find" The ser
geant used to be proofreader.
Judging from reports OF the Amer
lean Library Association, there are
camp. Some 1,400 in fact Get busy,
boys, and return them to any ''Y'' hut
and they will be delivered to the
camp library.
When We notice so much .uncredited
lifted matter in the journals today,
we think of this one:
How long will it take you to cut
my hair?" asked q visitor in q small
village of the towns only barber.
Bill" said the barber, undressing
his errand boy run over and tell the
editor that I'd like to have my scissors
If he's got done editin' the paper: a.
gentleman wishes to have his hair
cut"
Most of the boys coming back from
cover there" say they are going to
learn more about the French ian-
guage.
Camp mysteries: Surplus mess funds.
Let's change IL to, Sin peace
young mans fancy etc.
s. O. S.: Save Our Scraps.
Famous fractions: Just wait =
secondw
When the mail orderly tells you there
is no mail, de you believe him? MOI
Well, neither do we.
JUST A STALL ;r
The Mobile LOundrT units say they
wouldn't object to few new stables
to occupy.
An anonymous letter objects to the
seeming preference shown consclen-
tious directors in the plan OF muster
ing out the soldiers. The letter states
that the married men should &C.,
first, Few real soldiers coneiaP
these c. O's as in any way GhfM
equal, and hence not being sOldi4{$
, thew are thrown. out 10 make WN#
for the mastering out OF genufMe
warriors. KS
; Too bad Santa Claus doesn't haze
, charge Of the Personnel Omlce 90 sfH
! could deliver us all that all important
scrap of paper"
. s'Who Stole the Hat is some sHhF.
, The cast is made up of boys from rs
Auditorium Theater. BaltimoFe Ytlfs
. see that chorus you will net thinlsf -.
. Auditorium Theatre. baltimore; tbs
{ week. rs.s sttE
That sandstone gave us 49,
/, touch of Egypt. and the ramOrs aa
, whenAwe go home added q SphlnxSlkke
touch to it all - tssgis!fs fIiM
{ No. Chauncey. M, n i;deesHzs Atepn
!. member Of parliament.
!. The boys in Camp Meade came
! across" even II they didn't get rneF0
There will be many a neck shaved