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The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1918-08-07
OPTICLAN
PACKAGE DELIVERY
PORTRAITS, FRAMING, ETC.

LADIES-Bring your loved ones pie lures to Stevenson's Studio for copying, framing, etc. Valuable free premiums given every custom
 CT. 104 Bank St. PSI aS*
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PRINTING.

WHO'S YOUR PRINTER? Let us do 1t. Business cards, circulars, invita- tions, etc. National Printing Co. Bar mum 2606-4. 26l Fairfield Ave.
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REAL ESTATF-Frank D'Elta & Son, 667 Washington Ave. Property bought and sold; rents collected; Italian interpreter for all occasions. Rarnum 1654-3. Be
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8ANoT7FT H6IL AND GROUNDS

VILLA-Banquets for
 lodges, societies, churches clubs, etc. Accommodation for 300 or
 more people. Orchestra music for special occasions. Shore dinners and everything in season. Large grounds for picnic parties. Brook lawn Ave-, near Suburban Ave. Phone Barnum 2751 PIE a.L%
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FURs REPAIRED, altered, and dyed
 We sell furs 1t retail wholesale prices. A. Tesiny Fur Shop. 1llSi Broad street, up stairs. 115 "u
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IS Words 15c~> Times Classified Ads Phone 12OS
FLORIST

CONSERVATOR1ES Choice flowers for weddings, funer-
 als, birthdays and all other occa-
 sions. No city store. Telephone Julius Beck, Barnum 1895. P13 ll*a
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GLASS.

COHEN'S GLASS STORE - Plete glass, window glass and bent glass for show cases; glass tops for fur niture; Mirrors Made to Order and Resilvered. $50 State St.. Bridge 55si. GIO "tf
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BLACKSNIITHING

GENERAL blacksmithing, forging. iron, steel work. All kinds tools sharpened and wagon repairing, IFS North Washington Ave. U12 al
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BAKERY

NEW HOME BAKERY. Home made pies and bakery goods like Grandma used to make. We can make to your order Birthday or Wedding cakes that will suit your pocketbook and taste. 1737 North Main Ht.
 B T all"
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POSITIONS WANTED.

POSITIONS of all kinds for men and
 women can be had in factories, stores, offices and on farms, by ap- plying to the U. s. Employment Ser vice.. 303 Fairfield Ave, who make no charge for their services. R3@tf
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DENTISTRY

DIR. M. J. BLUlrE, The Anagesic Dentist in the Arcade, Room 21, Hours a. m. to D. m. Phone 6093-2. B 30 dss
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MADAM RITA spiritualist medium, best in the state. Readings every day. Tells your age and everything 2nd floor,
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1918-08-07
CIRCULATING LIBRARY

CIRCULATING LIBRARY, 50,OOO books-Fiction, history, travel, ed ucation; can exchange for one-half cent a day. Scalley, 403 State St.
 R11 all"
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ASHES REMOVED

ASHES REMOVED to your entire sat tsfaction; yards cleaned. RuopiSn removed at low prices. James All SOD, 55 Tom Thumb St.. rear. Tel 2478-4. A " aIl~
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PHOTOGRAPHS AND SUPPLIES.
PHYSICAL TREATMENT.

LOUIS F. NUTTING, physical treat ments by heal, electricity or mani pulation. Rooms 309-S10, City Sav- 1ngs Bank, 952 Main St. Office hours week days a. m. to D. m. RI *tf
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AUTO ACCESSORIES

AUTOMOBILE supplies, tires, vulca- nizing and battery charging. Com plete stock of Ford specialties and parts Selected line of factory sec- onds in leading and makes tires. Ashmore Auto Supply Co.,, 63 Sterl- ing St. s 21 all"
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WANTED TO BUT

FURNITURE-seco hand wante
 to buy All kinds, including stoveS' beds, bureaus, carpets Highest cash prices paid Jasmin, 256 State St. Tel. Barn=n 1G5S. P19 ale
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CORSET STORE.

CONSULT US as to your corset needs
 We carry corsets to fit all forms, a complete line, all leading makes and styles. 189 Fairfield Ave. A all.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1918-08-07
HAND LAUNDRY
HAT MANUFACTURERS

MEMS Soft and Stiff Hats at factory special price $1.o0. Hats to order 6 speciality. All kinds. Ladies and mems hats renovated, latest style Meath's Hat Shop, 109 Bank St., be- tween Main and Broad. upstairs.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1918-08-07

MUILIGANS BAKERY-The best in everything in the art of baking.
 6s4 Harral Ave. Tel. Barnum 6321.
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CLAIRVOYANT

MRS. LEVY, readings 25c and soc. Telephone 5552. 1152 Madison Ave-. formerly of 674 Madison Ave.
 D15"tt
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INVESTMENT SECURITIES

MORTGAGE NOTES and Commercial paper bought and sold. Mortgage foreclosures stopped at once. Lester c. Lowe, Room 409, Warner build ing. Tel 228 Noble. D9 aS"
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DELICATFSSEN
DYEING AND CLEANING.

1T. LYNGE, Steam Dyeing and Clean ing Co.,, (formerly the Bridgeport Dyeing and Cleaning Co.) works and office 2S2 State St. H. Lynge, Prop, Phone 47s6. T26 all"
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SPECIALISTS
SPIRIUALIST MEDIUM

sPIRITUALIsT MEDIUM-Dr. Marie Davidson, Ph. D. M. S. T. Graduate Of the New York Academy of sci- ence. An ordained minister or the seminary of Harmonial Phllosopny Of Chicago, H., Scientific and Splr- itual reader. Advise on business sickness, all affairs of life. Phone Noble 36 1430 Main St. TT all"
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FURNITURE-Eigf prices maid for furniture. carpets, and stoves RI Ginsburg. 1641 Main St, L41 al.
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FOR sALE-seven passenger Chal- mers 1915 model in good running condition $70G; in good paint; also Ford commercial car. Ideal Garage, ITO Thompson St. Phone. Barnum 4986-6. SEA UT
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FOR SALE-North Main section, two family house, electricity, gas, bath all improvements; also new -even room cottage, late improvements with extra lot and garage. Warner. 301. Warner Bldg. T9 all"
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INVENTORS
INSURANCE
.JEWEIRY

BUY YOUR WIFE or. pest girl their iewelry watches. diamond, rings of Parker. the Jeweler. g P. o. Ar cade. T 12 alls
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ASK YOUR GROCER for Eisenman's
 Bread and cakes for sale by all
 leading grocers. Bakery 647 Penn street. Bridgeport. R26- alE~'
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No merchant ever failed if he advertised as WE'LL and as MUCH as he could.
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RESTAURANT range, three sections, 10 foot long, large gas cake gridle, broiler, cabinet, ward robes, cafe summer half doors Royal Hotel S26 all"
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JUNK DEALERS.
LADIES CUSTOM TAILOR

IF IT IS JUNK sell it to Jacob Bros.
 65 Kossuth St. Tel. Barnum 2S6-2S7.
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ELASTIC STOCKINGS

Abdominal Belts, should
 CT braces, rubber sheeting, hot water bottles. Sick Room Supply Co. 27
 Cannon St, upstairs. Barnum 2144-3
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FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Selling out Poultry fix lures, Cyphers Incubators and breeders, feeding troughs and ma- chinery. Perfect condition. Oster- bout. 90 Hollister Ave. Barnum 6016-12 SIS all~
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FOR SALE-Cottage. rooms, all in-
 proVements; also about 30 building
 lots; good building proposition. Ju- hus Tesiny. 1119 Bread St. DS eff
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FOR SALE-In Bridgeport's most ex- elusive residential section, il room house. sun parlor, hot water heat,
 baths, garage, large lot. Inquire M. Gaston, 121 Forset St., Stamford conn. DPS tf*
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REAL ESTATE WANTED

WANT 1, ? or family houses. If price and location suit will buy i'm. medIateIy for cash. Home Title, I. N. s. and Trust Co.,. 109 Wall St
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ANiBULANCES
ANIMALS

COURTNEY 6 wHELAHAN, dealers in gold fish, Angora cats, slnglns canartes, dogs, parrots, Belgian naIUS and Flemish giants, 116 Wall St., up stairs R6 all
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1918-08-07

MRS BLANCHE BARNARD spiritual readings daily. Sunday by appoint ment. Phone Barnum 6695. 1SS South Ave. D20 all"
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POULTRY AND SUPPLIES
PAINTING AND DECORATING

KAPLAN AND MAGILSICK BRos- shop 344 Center St. Decorating, pa- perhanging, painting of all kinds. Office 119 CaDitol Ave P21 ale
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FOOT SPECIALIST
FURNISHED ROOMS

NICELY FURNISHED room to rent in private family. Two gentlemen preferred. Board. Reference re- . Quired. 61 Sherwood Ave, near Fairfield Ave. R21 *tf
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LIBERTY BONDS-Wanted to buy. will pay cash for what you paid. and will pay up balance. Fotch,
 S44 Noble Ave. A IS aIIs
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INVESTMENT

IF YOU WANT Fire insurance. If you want your house rented. Property sold. Call on Us. We want your busi- ness. Let us try. Chas. s. Cole, 251 State St. H16 *tf
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1918-08-07

I PAY HIGHEST prices for second hand furniture and merchandise of every description, 641 East Wash 2 ington Ave. near East Main. A Moot. Phone Noble A9. 113 ale
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1918-08-07

NORTH END SECTION. New and 3 family houses; electric, gas, dou- ble floors, all late improveme ents Special, Warner, 301 Warner Build- ing. s 15 all"
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FOR SALE-One-faInil house. nine rooms, all improvements, residen- tial section, Colorado avenue, near North avenue. Price reasonable. Apply Geo. T. Hatthaway,104 Meigs' Bldg. DIS *tf
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1918-08-07

FIXTURES for sale, lowest price in city. Electrical con- tracting. Phone Barnum 1904. Chas. Krason, S8 Pleasant St. Call cyen- ings. D1 allS
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RESTAURANT

GLOBE RESTAURANT. 3s5 Fafrfield Ave, 5S Cannon St. Regular dinner or supper 25c. We serIa the best meals in the city, also the best but Ter and coffee. Give us trial, oppo- ate Police Station. S14 eff
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READING by born m>-
 dium. Mrs. Clark, 596 Newfield Ave;
 Daily except Thursday .. Spiritual meetings every Tuesday night 7:so.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1918-08-07

HAVE cash buyers for all kinds of
 Siksay- 83 Reillyey St. S2 aIIS
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HOUSES FOR SALE, (Continued)

IN FAIRFIELD, ten room house and
 building lots near trolley; bargain:
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HORSES FOR sALE-watson wag- onss double dump carts, double trucks with harness. single carts, harness
 James Doolan and Son. Frank St-
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
Why All Should LAUGH.

There are days when forgiveness
comes naturally to a man, when he is
ready to pardon all, and cast aside his
bitterness as cloak and stand free.
There are times again when the
lightest touch of adversely is as a
wound to the death. 1t is well not to
be too cast down nor to take oneself
too seriously, for moods, fortunately,
do not last beyond few hours. To
be able to laugh, to see the humorous
possibilities in ones own conduct
for, after all, tears and laughter are
at their source not so widely separat-
ed-to let others laugh with one and
even at one; this is true working-day
philosophy. There would be no bit
terness in the world if all men could
laugh occasionally at themselves: Our
enemies are human as ourselves. Bit
terness is a weakness of soul. The
healthy soul will stand free of it.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
COUNT UP ONE FOR PATRICK
unweleome Guest at Feast at Least
Had Satisfaction NJ Getting
Good "Shot" Home.

Pat always had the latest news Of
the surrounding country and was con
sequently welcome daily visitor ut
the parOchlal house. On one occasion
when his reverence was giving din
ner TO some friends he requested Pat
not 90 call but the latter on account
OF the refreshments usually afforded
him, turned up along with the visit
ors. His reverence passed the word to
his friends, and Pat was left sitting
unnotlced In corner Of the room dur
ing the meal. II was only when the
dinner had been nearly finished that
his reverence addressed the unwelcome
guest:
"Any news today, Pat?' he asked.
"Naw," sulked Pat, Except Dan Fo-
ley's SOW has thirteen pigs an she
has only twelve teats.'
"Thlrteen pigs and only twelve
teats," exclaimed his reverence. "How
will the odd pig get on, then?"
Dunno" snnrled Pat; "'spose itll
have TO take back seat an watch
the others gorgin' themselves, same as
I'm doin'."
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
ibrarv for Every School.

In the past we have thought relative
ly too much about teaching people how
to read and not enough about getting
them to read after they learn how.
To develop "the reading habit" in
each pupil should be one of the chief
aims of every teacher, says the Pro-
gressive Farmer. Train any child so
he likes to read, so he is a real book
lover, and he will educate himself even
if he never goes to school another day.
Moreover, if a school has a good H.
brary it should aid greatly in educating
the older people whose school days are
over, but whose learning days should
never be over. The saying of old
Thomas Carlyle, "The true university
Of these days is collection Of books"
cannot be too often repeated.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
NEVER FAILS TO END
MISERY OF PILES
Stops Itching at Once.

Hundreds of people in this vicinity" !"
says Peterson, know of the mighty heal.
ing power of PETERSON'S OINTMENT
in eczema, salt rheum, old sores, itching
skin, ulcers, pimpes and all diseases of the
skin. They know it cures these ailments
that it is guaranteed to cure them"
Now | want to say to every sufferer from
piles, either blind, bleeding or itching, that
/ will guarantee that 30 cent box Of
PETERS0N'S OINTMENT will rid you
of piles or your druggist will return your
money.
For years I suffered terribly with itch
ing and bleeding piles. tried everything
and despaired of ever getting rid of them.
1t gives me great pleasure to state that
Peterson's Ointment entirely cured me,
and | sincerely recommend it to all suf-
ferers. Yours truly, David \. Seymour,
Supt. of Parks, Buffalo, n. Y. Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
chivaIrY of the Seas.

Naval history is full of instances
Of the sailorman's chivalric humanity.
When the captured Chesapeake was
taken to Halifax, her Captain Law
renee C"don't give up the ship") was
buried with military honors by those
against whom he had fought, Park
Benjamin writes in the New York In
dependent. A British officer who was
one of his pallbearers later command
ed the Boxer in her fight with our
Enterprise. Mortally wounded, he
sent his sword to the dying American
captain, who died with 1t in his hands.
And then all the people of Portland,
Me-, reverently received both bodies
and buried them with equal honOrs,
side by side.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
Really Quick Work.

An Irishmau, who was a bricklayer,
and who was evicted, went to America
to find work. When he was passing
through New York he saw some brick
layers at work, and stood looking at
them. While he was standing the fore
man came over and said to him:
"Well, Pat, are you able to build
houses as quick as this in Dublin? We
start a house in the morning and the
tenant is living in it in the evening""
"Well, begorra ~ said Pat, that's
nothing. In Dublin we start a house in
the morning, and the landlord is evict-
ing the tenant from it in the evening""
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
GREEN'S AuGuST FLOWER

has been a household remedy all ovel
the civilized world for more than hall
a century for constipation, intestinal
troubles, torpid liver and the generally
depressed feeling that accompanies
such disorders. 1t is Il most valuable
remedy for indigestion or nervous dys
pepsia and liver trouble, bringing OF
headache, coming up of food, palpita
tion of heart and many other symp
toms. A few doses of August Flower
will Immediately relieve you. 1t is 6
gentle laxative. Ask your druggist
Sold in all civilized countries.-Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
Probably Il Was.

"Mars John," excitedly exclaimed
Aunt Tidy as she rushed painting into
fire engine house, 'pIeas, sub, pho
nograph to de car cleaners semporium
an notify Dan1 to emergrate home
diurgently, kaze Jeems Henry sho' done
bin conjured! Doctor Cutter done al
ready distracted two blood vuItures
from his 'pendercitis, an l lef him now
prezaminatin' de chile's ante-bellum for
de germans of de neuro-plumonia,
which if he's disinfected wild, dey got
ter 'noculate him wild the icecoldlated
quarantimes-but b'lieves it's conjur-
alton !"-Richmond Times-Dispatch.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
Be Fair With Children.

Do not keep list of your childrens
faults constantly before you, and do
not, If you would be happy and at the
same time make these little ones hap
py, elaborate upon their failings before
company. On the other hand, If you
must speak of the days events, empha-
size their good deeds, tell of the splen-
did work done during school hours, and
admit in the right spirit that these
small members Of the household save
you many weary steps,
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
Equal to the Emergency.

Mrs. Flatbush-I met Mrs. Gabb at
the funeral today.
Mr.. Flatbush-Oh, that talkative
woman?
"Yes; and she kept talking all the
time, and 1 was afraid she would dis
turb the service"
"Why didn't you tell her to keep
still?"
81 did, but she said it wasn't her
funeral"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
Eats SEm Alive

Mother scolded her little daughter
for staying at the grocery so long.
'But. mother, the other little girls
stayed to see him, but he did not
come"
"See what, child"
"Why, mamma, there was a sign
there, Man Eating Shark and we
wanted to see him."
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
Those Technical Motor Terms.

"Charley is simply wonderful" ex.
claimed young Mrs. Torkins. 81 never
dreamed that anyone could run a mo-
torcar the way he canw
"What has happened?"
1--WE took a ride yesterday and went
along beautifully in spite of the fact
that he had forgotten some of the ma
chinery."
Running without machineryY
"Yes. We had gone at least eleven
miles before Charley discovered that
his engine was missing"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
A Captain of Industry.

''Do you want the leaves raked off
your grass?" asked the boy, as he rang
the doorbell of a house.
"Why, we haven't got any," replied
the woman. eve haven't single shade
tree in 'front.'
"Oh, but you've got four big baskets
of leaves out here" protested the boy.
ME an mother boy dumped EN- here
early this morning, and I'll carry 'em
away for a nickel !"-Fresno Repub-
lican
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05

Mrs. William Jay, Mrs. Iselin, Mrs
Alfred Anson and Mrs. c. B. Mitchell
of New York city announce that there
is a great need for cooks for the navy
and army and that fund of 100000 is
necessary. The New York cooking
school, of which these women are Off
GERS, aims to teach the men how TO
cook with variety, cleanliness and
thrift.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
Loo Valuable.

"That prima donna didn't seem at all
angry"
How did you get that impression?"
inquired the weary manager?"
"She never once raised her voice"
"Well, you don't think she'd waste
high note on me, do your
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
rhouaht He Was NeaIected.

Billy Boy was the only child at the
table, consequently the only one with
a bib. AS he looked and saw all the
others with napkins in their laps he
asked "Why can't have one of those
big bibs to keep my knees warm, too"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
How's This ?

We offer $4,000 for any case Of catarrh
that cannot be cured by HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE Is taxi
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
Sold by druggists for over forty years.
Price 75c. Testimonials free.
F. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
Aliens FoOt-Easa for The TEnOns,

Many war zone hospitals have ordered Aliens
Foot Ease, the antiseptic powder, for use
among the troops. Shaken into the shoes and
sprinkled in the foot-bath, Aliens Foot-Ease
gives rest and comfort, and makes walking a
delight. Sold everywhere 25c. Try it today. Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
Incapacitated.

"That returned soldier certainly can't
go back to his trade as bookkeeper."
"Why? His writing hand goneY
"No, but his pen ear is."-Buffalo
Express.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05

Some men are like knives in getting
sharp they lose more or less of their
best mettle.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05

1t takes Congress to settle a strike, but
an unruly stomach is subdued by Garfield
Tea, ADV.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05

The wise man can conceal his wis
dom, but the fool cannot hide his folly.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
original little liver pills put up 40 years
ago. They regulate liver and bowels. Ad.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05

Happiness has been described in so
many ways that number Of people
have doubts Of it's existence.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05

Garfield Tea Is Natures laxative and
blood purifier; it overcomes constipation
and its many attendant ailments. Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05

"What is the best way Of freezing
a rival out?"
"By hot competition"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05

A good tongue will speak no ill and
a good brain will think none.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
BREAKING Even,

Mrs. Newlywed-'T might have done
better" Newlywed-"AndI 1 must suf-
fer for your lack of prudence"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05

If a man dresses we'll and hasn't
very much sense, he is usually dubbed
as q ladies man" by others.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05

The worst feature Of a divorce 10
that it usually results in two moro
marriages.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05

If they couldn't remarry few women
would want a divorce.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05

The only perfect woman is your
sweetheart.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05
The Way to Do

81 am certainly having trouble with
my gas arrangements"
"Oh, make light of such troubles"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-04-05

W. N. u, FORT WAYNE, NO. 13--191s.