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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12
Whu Not NOW
Pittsburgh Gazette-Times1

There is to be a gas mask day
on which everybody will be expect
ed to come across with some fruit
pits and nut shells.l There is no OBJ
lection TO beginning practice at once.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12

Let's make it a great thanks Of
fering for the welfare of the soldiers.
Millions for the United War Work
organizations will demonstrate to the
boys in the service at home and
abroad that the folks back home
are going to provide everything for
their comfort until they return.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12
Foolish Poem

The bull-voiced Bulgars raise a
shout
And sing in wrathful chorus,
I'VE threw our stupid monarch out,
We'd not let Boris bore u.s." =
From the New York Tribune
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12

There is an old man whose name is
Bill, who used to live on top of a
hill; If he hadn't been a fool he'd be
living there still.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12

But remember, while peace is here.
sugar rations, coal restrictions and
war bread are likely to be with us for
some time
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12

The armies won't be home in a
hurry; meantime. the soldiers must
have their recreation and amusement
Give. and give literally. to the War
Work fund.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12

You will recall that the Kaiser said
something to former Ambassador
Gerard about standing no foolish
ness from the United States after
the war" That was before our bows
started on their European tour.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12
A SURE WAY.

How did you overcome your
wito's objection to your taking up
viation?"
Signed all my property over to
her."
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12

OF course. you observed the big new
flag that fioated to the breeze for
the first time yesterday over the main
entrance to the Penn-Harris Hotel
on Walnut street. Some flag and
some hotel
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12

And now, let's get ready for that
glad day whom the boys come home.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12

Street railwaymen of Sarnla, Can.
ask an increase of 8 cents an hour.
The present rate of wage is 80 cents
an hour.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12

San Antonio (Texas) Typographical
Union has secured a 10 per cent. wage
increase for it's members employed
in commercial shops.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12

Published evenings except Sunday by
THE TELEGRAPH PRINTING co.
Telegraph Building, Federal Square
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12

The British Ministry of Munitions
has ordered that the wages of wom-
en- munition workers be increased
$125 a week.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12

HISTORIC HARRISBURG
Harrisburg has never spared ex-
penses in loyal demonstrations.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12

The pearl divers of Ceylon are fire.
quent victims of paralysis, but the
disease does not interfere with their
work. Their work. in fact, cures
them
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12
E. J. sTACKPoLB

E.. ]. STACKPoLB
President and EditoriitChtef
r. r. OYSTER, Business Manager
GUS NJ. sTEINMETZ, Managing Editor.
A. r. MICHENER, Circulation Mdndger9
Executive Board
.. p. MCCULLOUGH,
BOYD NJ OGELSBY,
f. r. OYSTER.
GUS. NJ. STEINMETZ
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12

The Ohio State Building Trades
Council will hold its annual conven-
ton in Columbus beginning October
10.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12
LABOR NOTES

The bureau of labor statistics of
the Federal Department of Labor
has started countrywide probe of
the high cost of living. The findings
will be used as a basis in making
wage adjustments.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-12

The same newspaper in another
column also announces that the news
of the victory was Officially" COM
memorated by the firing of a grand
salute of 100 guns from the Arsenal
on Capitol Hill and that in accord
ance with orders from the War De-
partment q salute of 200 guns was
fired "at this post" The post
probably Camp Curtin or the forts
on the other side of the river or
the army offices in the city. In any
event one can imagine the worthy
householders and housewives of
Harrisburg scampering around to
raise their windows so that the glass
would not be broken by the con-
cussions Of 900 guns being fired in
their midst. Yesterday may have
been a noisy day in Harrisburg, but
just think of what it would have
been like if battery of cannon had
started he celebration by barking
from Capitol Hill and continuing at
intervals during the day.
There are plenty of people living
who can recall the way the city
celebrated the battle of Santiago
and the uproaring welcome home of
the Governors Troop and companies
ID and I when the Spanish war
ended. The hot August. day when
the protocol was signed in 1898 was
marked by some reckless use OF
firearms and firewater and series
of impromptu parades.
It is in keeping with the reverent
feeling which Harrisburg feels to-
day in its rejoicing at the triumph
over Germany to refer to these lines
from the Harrisburg Telegraph of
April 10, 1865, which carried the
news of Lees surrender:
War is Ended
God Has Granted victory "a
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-11-28
Lives 200 Years!

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BoLSHEV|Kl TRY
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BERLIN.
stern Newspaper Union Now. Service.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
London, Nov. Fisherman radicals.
led by Carl Liebknecht, have over
thrown the republican government at
Berlin, headed by Chancellor Freder-
lex Ebert, according to advices from
Berne and Copenhagen to the Sketch
Monday. Turmoil prevails in, the Ger.
man capital. the dispatches say
The latest reports from Germany
indicate that the internal situation
there has reached a critical stage. Al
though proclamation has been Is
sued declaring that all political power
is In the hands Of the German Social
ist republic and the Soldiers and
Workmen's Council. opposition to such
a government. Is growing outside Ber-
lin.
great part of south Germany, in
Guiding Wurttemberg. Baden and Ba-
varia, has declared it will not submit
ito the terrorism OF the dictators in
Berlin who have replaced the kaiser
and militarism." An independent re-
public also has been formed in north
western Germany with Hamburg as
the capital. Even in Prussia. accord
ing to the reports. feelin g against
the Berlin Soldiers and Workmen's
Council is gaining ground.
Copenhagen. = An agreement has
been reached between the German
Soldiers and Workmen's Council and
the government, 1t isS officially an
nounced in Berlin. The agreement
provides:
.First-All political power Is to be
In the hands OF the German Socialist
republic and the Soldiers and Work
mems Council.
"Second-Their aim ID to defend
and develop what has been accom-.
plshed by the revolution and to sup
press all counter revolutionary &C
tivity.
Misunderstanding the election Of rep
resentatives OF the Soldiers and Work
mems Council to an executive council
Of the German republic the executive
council In Berlin is to exercise Its
functions.
"Fourth-The appointment and dis
missal OF all members Of the various
legislative bodies. of the republic and
until the final constitution IL estab-
lished. Of Prussia, are to be made by
the central exDutive council which
also has the right Of control.
"Fifth-Before the cabinet appoints
assistant ministers the executive
council must be consulted.
"Sixth-A convention Of deputies
drawn from the Soldiers and Work.
mems Council Is TO be summoned ~
soon AZ possible"
Spread Of Bolshevism 10 greatl,
feared and the authorities sFs taking
every precaution. masslog troops and
machine guns In buildings overlook
ing the principal streets.
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Yankee. on way Hem. From England.

Warrington. Nov. 2C.-Ftrst units Of
the American expcditionary forces 70
return from overseas are expected 70
arrive In Now York about the snd Of
the present week. General March.
chief Of staff. announced that 3s2 Il.
ficers and G.Gi% men Of tho air service
and other detachmcnts training In
England now are homcward bound "a
the Minkahda. Lapiand and Ores. Brit.
ish linsrs. Tho first Of the two ahiDs
Isft Liverpool last Friday, and tAs
oPca sailed on SATURDAY..
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PROVEN sWAlP-RooT
AIDS WEAK KIDNEYS

h Vnptoas Of hd,sv a,d b,sdde
tzoab!ss are eltsa vsy distssaaias "a
lesvs ths systsa 4 . ru,-dsva soaditioa.
1hs kidsays ssso b sa99 nost, q 4
most every victim ee@plAias Il h1s bask
a,d urinary tsesblo vhieh shssA noG 3
.sslsctsd. - tAsss danger ae,ab eesn
lsad 70 ness daassress hd,v tsesb,ss.
d. KifnsTs swsnp-Reet vaisA, .
many psoph ~, soon hsak nd ass.GtA-
- tie Ednsys, b . 9laodA kidss1.
liver and bladdsf nsdiaf.s. ssd, 49,
sn hs.b.l eoopessd, has q. 9sasb hsae
most immsdiatd3 notIee1 h tssst -,
b. thoss Who - Il.
4 trial vim soeyiass sayoss W. ~
b b nssd q 4. Better 81 . bettIs iroo
yoaf nsassst d1g store. ssd stast tsssI
Hewsvsr. u ~ Wish arse 70 tsss III
Eost prspesat1oa send tsa esats b d.
kilmsr Z O.. Blnshsntee. n. T., lae :
aapls bott!s. Whsa writing b aies I'd
Dsatioa ths papef-Adv.
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rAmA

Little ick came home with quite
an air Of Importance the first evening
= his existence In the new town to
which his parents had moved.
1.-THE boys In this town must hav.
heard all about me before We came
here" he boosted.
"But, Dick" said his mother, "there's
no one In this town that knew U.S."
THAT don't make any difference"
the boy persisted. "'Cause when
came down the street this morning a
whole bunch Of boys yelled, Hello,
Sorrel-top' just the way they used to
do at home"
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One Way Of killing compsslter.

One Way Of Killing Competitor.
II want to know II you will give
me a Recommendations
II should say not. discharged you
for incompetency."
"Your competitor tells me, sir. that
IL you will write letter of recon-
mendation, he will give me position.
l hope you won't stand In my way"
THAT'S different. don't know any
quicker way of crlppling his business
than to get him to hire you. Sure I'll
give you Z letter."
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-11-28
ONO LAUNCHES PERsHiNo BOOM
Republican League Formed 70 Mako
General 1s2Q Presidential
Candidate.

Columbus. Ohio.-A campaign for
the election Of Gen. John J. PershinG.
commander.in .in.chief Of the American
expeditionary forces In France. to the
presidency In 1920. was formally
launched In Ohio by an application for
the Incorporation Of the "Pershins Re-
publican League"
Former United States Senator
Charles Dick Of Akron and fourteen
other prominent Republicans Of Al.
ron and Summit county are sponsors
for the movement. Mr.. Dicks name
heads the list Of the fifteen men who
signed the articles Of incorporation
which were presented TO tho secretary
Of state.
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-11-28
ROYAL ar..tIna fer Wilson.

London.-"President Wilson will ~
ceive the greatest reception we ever
gave any guest. No progress any en-
peror ever made will equal his." says
the Observer in and article discussing
the coming visit Of the President to
England. 1t adds: I'VE rejoice that
an event We have 20 urgently advo-
Gated is now assured"
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Gun Bean See Him,

Mother was havtnS hone sunday
school services. A song suitable tor
he kindsrgarten worshipsr was -
lectsd. Spying Uncle Harry driving -
the other children at once "cut ssrv.
Ices" but Nancy Jane cootinusd her
wavsring solo. "sun bean, sun bean.
Jesus wants me for . 80 bsaa. m b
q sun bean for him."
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Swift & Company, u. S. A
Mlslle Nsvs Osss

Ml1so NaNo 0ooA
II go whsso Q nan fen 6ead while
waiting In Q restaurant to have hls din
ner served"
"What was the caussr
"Apoplexy."
'Then It wasn't ths Dgiso hGty-
Birmingham AesHssald.
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v.nks Pound asds In New York.

New York.-Hundreds Of soldiefs.
sailors and marines broke through
Gordon Of police surrounding Madison
Square Garden and attacked internar
tionai Socialists. who had attended .
mass meeting at which Bolshevist doc.
tSinss were sxpoundcd.
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Why They Ar Cheerful.
Those aviators oil sesm to b chsss-
ful fell0wR."
"Why shouldn't they bsI D0o't they
oil have q chance to sss the Clouds
silver liningsr'
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DARK.

Don't you know tor 20 not 10 20
swimmin' wid no white trash chiiiun.
shf" sternIy asked Ssmbo J0hnsing.
"3ut he want white before he went
tn." replied Ssinbo's small son.-Is0ys
Life.
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Headachss, Bilious Attachs, Indigestion, an
into PI:...ss = % t.st. ss ass :''.n Ya, made
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An Eaav Mattse.

An American and an Irishman were
telling each other wonderful things
which had been done In their respec-
dive countries.
II guess we have the best Jumpers
h the world" said the American.
why, one Of our men ran thirty miles
and then Jumped over Shared eate." !"
"Sure, no wonder he did," said the
lrishman. Look At the run he took. I"
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-11-28

There are about 1900 square miles
Of coal fields In the United Kingdom.
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-11-28

Leaves are gathsrsd fouf timss Q
year from the tea plant after IL third
yenr.
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Tlss Press.

-NsA r. said Dubbs coutssnptuounly.
"A woman nsveS knows what she
WantDw
that's true eooogh," said Mn
Dubbs. II wanted you once. but II I'd
known you-"
TIE pause :hsa ensuing was - chilly
that the mercury In the therm0taeter
ou the wall broke through tho glass
and fell to the hDor with dull. acken
Ing splasA.
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lnAsAnIts Liability.


A tue story about . citizen whose
daughter 10 about to be married, and
who has been trying to get . line on
what the expense Of the rather eiab-
orats csrsmoay Will b. He approach
Cd . friend Of hiA seeking infOrma.
tion.
"Nosris." he said. "your Oldest
daushtse was married about i've years
ago. wasn't shsi Would you mind tell.
Ing Ds about how. much the wsddinG
cost your
met at all, oan." was the answse.
"Alto0stAsr, aboat 5000 q year.
Cleveland PSain Dealer.
- r e: =: +: n "a q. IT,; -; =; =,
Fsss. ~.
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catarEh canaet ne cuepA

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= 1cA APPI1cATIoN4. q. ~
9 ssal &c. - ::'hh hAHe; irfs;
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= takee i.tsseel1y ~ scts three1h
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es1.. eeestssi yisA 80 q tAs -
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1Qflol reo1I1 ID SofeS1S0l ooo1iHoaG.
ee3ss = Tsed9eaieh fEse
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NJ WNl1lA

what Q wooth look ~ eeavie.
yo0dee haA"
"leaturally. Hs has juse bssa
isoosd."
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OF the great quantity of alk ~
duced BY China and Japan. twothir1s
u retained for home use.
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-11-28

Ths cherry. peach and p,ua 80
mated In Persia.
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-11-28

IAs Univsesal shipyaFd q Houseoa.
Tox. Aas woman oakum spiooor
WAo WORM nine houFs svssy day.
q. Paul. Nina. hes q unioo o( fUP
Woskess composed Of women.
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...sss.' s:::21sil; s:;'iss - ss...s. d
CA0TO1lA, tAot famo0D old ro0o1,
for i1fants and eAlldro0, and ~ tat 4
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1918-08-13
NOT A Bit SCARED
FLANDREAU BOY HAS U-BOAT
EXPERIENCE.

F1andreau, Aug. 13.-Jean Nc
Carthy, who enjoys the distinction of
being the youngest volunteer to en-
list in the navy from Moody county.
has written his parents In Flandreau
that he had just completed hsi first
trip across the Atlantic. Young Nc
Carthy is only Is years of age. and
Immediately after graduating from
high school On May 3 of this year,
entered the naval service. He writes
in part of incidents of the trip across
I'VE had a little amusement with a
sub last Thursday. 1 don't know
whether there vas more than one or
the anne one two or three times they
sighted. didn't see it. One ship
shot at it three times and one of the
other ships shot a few times. /
wasn't a bit scared, but some of the
bunch were" The young jackie was
lookout duty all the way over and
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1918-08-13

banker entered into the life of the
enterpIising college woman who had
raised and educated her two children
while accommodating a worthwhile
fortune through her keen foresight
as a land buyer. The banker was a
prosperous and highly respected wild
over, F. M. Dexter, of Canova. He
came to Fremont last Christmas day,
and before the county judge at the
courthouse was married to Mrs.
Williams. They went to Canova to
make their home.
Williams and the Williams woman
came here from Anderson, Mo, to see
her. Mrs. Ira Williams, a cousin of
Mrs. Dexter, says that at that time
the woman known as Williams wife,
declared in her presence that unless
Mrs. Dexter restored Williams inter
est in the Saunders county farm she
would kill her.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1918-08-13
PASSED AWAY
THE HOME OF HIS PARENTS
LAST EVENING.

Following an illness of about three
weeks, the result of ulcers of the
stomach, Albert N. Johnson, aged 81
years, died early last evening at the
home of his parents, MI. and Mrs. T.
A. Johnson, First street NE. Until
a week ago there was no apprehen-
sion on the part of his wife and par
ents that there was any danger in
his condition, but since last Thurs
day he had suffered several hemor-
rhages and rapidly became weaken
ed. Sunday a consultation of physi-
clans was held and blood TRANSMISSION
was resorted to, his wife cheerfully
submitting to the ordeal. But med
zeal skill was unavailable and he
peacefully passed into the beyond at
the hour above stated.
Albert N. Johnson was born April
II, 1891, in Belmond, Ia. He was
brought to this city by his parents in
1905, and here grew to manhood.
He was a student in the city schools,
graduating from the high school, aft
erward taking a two years course in
the State Normal school, of this city.
He was also a student in st. Thomas
college, of st. Paul, and took a bust
ness course in Sioux Falls, thus be-
ing well equipped to take his place in
business affairs. October 81, 1914,
he was married in st. Thomas church
IN Miss AIorra,a Dn,oaA Jo,arhfAr
of Mr.. and Mrs. Chris Rensch, one OF
the oldest and best known families
of the city. After their marriage
they took up their home on a fine
where they have since resided, de-
ceased having been with his father
extensively engaged in farming. stock
raising and also real estate under the
firm name of T. A. Johnson & Son.
Deceased is survived by his wife
and baby daughter, Anna Ruth, aged
IA months, also parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. It. A. Johnson, and sister, Mrs,
Harold Foley, all of this city.
While the loss of husband and son
in his young manhood has brought
deep sorrow to the family. they are
reconciled to the inevitable by he
peaeefulness of his passing away, his
last words to those surrounding his
bed being Believe in God"
The funeral will be held from the
home, First street NE, Thursday aft
ernoon at 2:30 o'clock.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1918-08-13
WHAT'S THE REASON?


There are scores of people who
drag out a miserable existence with
out realizing the cause of their suf-
fering. Day after day they are rack
ed with backache and headache; suf-
fer from nervousness, dizziness,
weakness, languor and depression.
Perhaps the kidneys have fallen be-
hind in their work of filtering the
blood and that may be the DOT of the
trouble. Look to your kidneys, as
sist them in their work-give them
the help they need. You can use no
more highly recommended remedy
than Doan's Kidney Pills-endrosed
by people all over the country and by
your neighbors in Madison.
John A. Norton, Egan avenue,
Madison, says: my kidneys trou-
bled me a lot. l had severe backache
and over my kidneys that
made 1t hard for me to bend over or
lift anything. My kidneys acted ir-
regularly. used Doan's Kidney
Pills and they soo fixed my kidneys
up In good shape and stopped the
aches and pains in my back"
Price, 60 cents, at all dealers.
Don't simply ask for a kidney rem
edy-get Doan's Kidney Pills-the
same that Mr.. Norton had. Foster
Milburn Co., Mfgrs.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1918-08-13
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

Sealed bids will be received by the
board of commissioners at the office
of the county auditor at the court
house at Madison, S. d., until 2 D. m.
Tuesday, September 8, for construct
ing reinforced concrete bridges and
c~ulverts.
Plans and specifications may be
seen at the office of the county audi
tor of county engineer. Each bid
shall be accompanied with d certified
check in an amount equal to S per
cent of the amount of the bid on each
structure. The commissioners re-
serve the right to reject any or all
bids.
Dated at Madison. S. d., August
Z, 1918.
BY order of the board of county
commissioners.
IN. Cosgrove.
Attest: Chairman.
l.. f. Hartwich,
County Auditor.