Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1918-01-04

erlcan from preston, iowa. gas ac-
quired much fame in recent weeks
as author of satire on Kaiser Will
helm. Requests have come from
Tumulty, Secretary Daniels and peo-
pie in every state of the Union and
in Canada write for copies of this
article. It follows:
Internal Regions, June, 2, 1917"
"To William Won Hohenzollern, King
of Prussia, Emperor of all Ger
many and Envoy Extraordinary
of Almighty God:
"My Dear William Il can call you
that familiar name, for have always
been very close to you, much closer
than you could ever know,
an the days of Rome | created a
rough-neck known in history as Ne
70. He was vulgar person and
suited my purpose at that particular
time. In these modern days clas-
sic demon and efficient super-crimi-
nal was needed, and as / knew the
Hohezollern blood, ! picked you as
my special instrument to place on
earth an annex to hell
II gave you abnormal ambition,
likewise an over-supply of egotism
that you might not discover your own
failings. twisted your mind to that
| of a mailman, with certain normal
Tenderness to carry you by--a mos
dangerous character placed in pow
err. l gave you the power of hyp
notist and certain magnetic force
that you might sway your people.
II am responsible for the deform
ed arm that hangs helpless to you
left, for your crippled condition EN-
bitters your life and destroys all no
BILE impulses that might otherwis,
cause me anxiety; but your stroni
arm is driven by your ambition tina
squelches all sentiment and pity.
placed in your soul a deep hatred TO
all things English, for of all nation
on earth l hate England most
Wherever England plants her fla
she brings order out of chaos, ant
the hated cross follows the Uniol
Jack. Under her rule wild tribes be
come tillers of the soil and in du,
time practical citizens. She is tn
great civilizer of the globe and
hate her. / planted in your soul 1
cruel hatred for your mother, be
cause she was English and left m!
good friend, Bismark, to fan thu
flames | kindled, Recent histor!
proves how well our work was done
It broke your royal mothers heart
but / gained my purpose.
"The inherited disease of the Ho
henzollerns killed your father, JUS
as it will kill you, and you became
the ruler of Germany and a. tool Of
mine sooner than / expected.
"To assist you and further haster
my work, l sent you three evil spir
its-Nietsche, Trietsche and Later
Bernhardi-whose teachings inflam
ed the youths of Germany, who il
good time would be willing and loya
subjects and eager to spill their BLOOD
and pull your chestnuts, yours anC
mine. The spell has been perfect
you cast your ambitious eye TOWARD
the Mediterranean, Egypt, India anC
the Dardenelles, and you began you
great railway to Bagdad, but the am
bilious arch-duke and his more am
bilious wife stood in the way. l
was then that | sowed the seed int
your heart that blossomed into thu
assassination of the duke and hi
wife, and all hell smiled when it saw
how cleverly you saddled the Grim,
on to Serbia. saw you set sail TO.
the fjords of Norway and l knew
you would prove an albi.
Glow cleverly done, so much lik
your noble grandfather, who also Sc
cured an assassination to remove oil,
King Frederick of Denmark, and la
ter robbed that country Of two prov
inces that gave Germany an oppor
tunity to become a naval power
Murder is dirty work, but it takes /
Hohenzollern to make away and ge
by.
"Your opportunity was at hand