The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-03-17
Anniversary of Club Will Be Celebrated Tuesday With Big Programme of
 Amusements
90 MINUTES OF FAST FUN TO BE STAGED
 BY FUN COMMITTEE
"Jawn" Taylor Has Given Mercer Barnett's Braves Free Reign Tuesday and They Are
 on the Warpath

Tuesday Chief J. Mercer Barnett IS going to turn loose his bunch of Xii vance braves and if you hear any thing like the cries or someone los- ine their scalp, forget it; It IS the anniversary of the Kiwanis club ana "Jawn" Taylor, keeper of public peace, bas issued A permit for the Indians to smear the paint and wield their toma- hawks in reckless abandon.
 That there will be large 90 min ptes at the Southern club at this hour ro one will doubt. for Kiwanians never have yet been guilty or staging a gala feed that they dldnt XII DIS nm or two and hurt few little ulls. They have carloads of ''pep" in stock for the visitors and fun galore Tor the entire membership. w. wee Trammel having finally gotten his r,oustache to kick up at the ends IS bloated with pride and giggling like teen-age female over what he knows that nobody else except his protners in crime know. They claim to have some cold storage stuff that they are going to take off of ice that will en- iiven the gathering when it thaws out whatever it is-and as a very promi- rent member of the klan has just re- turned from Cincinnati every member is licking his chops and kidding him. self into thinking that he has guessed right.
 THE PROGRAMME
 Secretary Trammel has issued an ln- yite to all members and many guests that reads like this:
 s.One hundred plates have already been reserved by Kiwanians for Tues- days luncheon. Ninety minutes of merriment prepared especially for busy men is the programme, under the dl- rection of special entertainment com nittee. headed by Charlie Miller, Ike Osbun, Hubbert Smith, Roy Knight and other live wires
 Charlie Miller has just returned from Cincinnati. where 1t is rumored he succeeded in booking some real talent for this occasion and which. he says. will not be reviewed or in terviewed by the censor committed until the acts are presented for the approval of all those present at the ap- pointed hour Tuesday.
 Just what Charlie brought back with him we have been unable to learn. Someone reported having seen him emerge from train with three extra large suitcases However. he in- sists that no one will be shocked at anything on the programme. (It Is suggested, however that you bring q shock absorber' with you to be on the safe side.)
 Guests will include all members of the city commission and the presidents of all the civic organizations. Their presence will tend to insure that no rough stuff will be pulled. In addi- tion the majority of the members will also bring guests and the prediction is made that we will have 150 live wires present who will enjoy every minute of the 90
 Something else you will get that alone will be worth the price of ad- mission will be a copy of The Kiwanis Arrow, new local publication, that will be crammed full of news about Kiwanis and Kiwanians. Plenty of laughs are in store for you, so come prepared to have a good time. The price will be s1 per plate, which in- cludes both wet and dry refreshments Yours in Kiwanis,
 "W V. TRAMMELL. Sec'y."