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Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
MC}p DE TIm DAY

'21-Tsn't that little girl just too dear for anything?
 '20-She is for my allowance, any way.-Record Visitor-Pardon me. but are you an English professor?
 Campusite-No sireei got this tie for Christmas! s!-Jester.
 Old Lady-Can you tell me what is inside the sandbags, young man?
 Special orstable-Sand, ma'am- hence the n2me.-Punch
 Seen the candidate yet?"
 Yes. he flew over my house this morning and tossed down some liter ature. Louisville Courier Journal.
 What business are you in?"
 The film business.
 Do you manufacture ladies' gar ments or moving pictures ?''-Phila- delphia Bulletin.
 Certainly, I'd do anything or say any thing to make you happy"
 There. now, I shall never be able to believe anything you tell me. Oh. why-why did 1 ever marry a liar?" Dayton News.
 McJones-This morning found fve-dollar bill in my last summers suit.
 MCSmlln--lS that so .a lIIOuSLlL you were married.-The Peoples Home Journal.
 A Tommy at the front who has oc- casion to send postcards to a certain small town where there is a postmis tress writes this legend on. the top of the card:
 Please forward after .perusaL"- Pearson's Weekly.
 q thought you said she was an original thinker?"
 "She is."
 "she is not. I asked for her opinion of the war;
 What did she sayo"
 What everybody else says: Isn't it errible?"-Detroit Free Press.
 T am so obsessed with my love for you" wrote the sweet young thing to her soldier, that I cannot eat a bite.''
 That is the kind of grille for me" said the rookie; with the price of eats havin' a blue sky limit, I could just about support a: wife who didn't eat,"-F1orida Times Union, e---
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
and served as quartermaster sergeant at the Mexican border.

and served as quartermaster sergeant at the Mexican border
 BuckIand.-Louis William Hartman of Buckland, an enemy alien. was ar rested Friday by Deputy United States Marshal Kelleher on a charge of vio- ating his permit. and has been com mitted to Hartford county joil Hart man, tobacco worker, was arrested while making the rounds of the Hart ford saloons.
 BristoI.-The shortage of labor of all kinds for the factories in this city practically equals the number of Bris- tol men in the service. The exact number of men in the service is plac- ed at over 1900, while as near as Su- perintendent Burton 0. Barnard of the local federal employment office is able to estimate the shortage Is be- tween 1900 and 1,400.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
DAVIS THEATRE,

Batting mystery, the kind that will make you grasp the edge of your seat and gasp. is one of the many interest ing features Of Douglas Fairbanks new Aircraft photoplay. Bound in Morocco. which will he shown at the Davis theatre today. The piSture opens with Mr Fairbanks bound hand and feet with chains. The scenes that fol- low assist in clearing the mystery and .hese are productive of thrill after thrill, while the unexpected happens almost every minute The other big feature on this bill is Charlie Chaplin in a new comedy called Triple Trouble and is said 10 be one of the funniest pictures Charlie ever appeared in The Official Allies T.. $. Allied Nations War Review completes the show Four shows will be given today, at 1.S0, 5.15. 615 and S15.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02

Joe Barrett. Phil Hart, Eienore Hite and big beauty chorus, in one of the most stuDendous and sensational mu- slCal comedies of the season.
 The music and song hits have been all carefully selected, with a beauti- tul scenic dressing and handsome cos tunes. During the action of the play high class vaudeville specialties will be introduced. As an extra added at traction. William Farnum will be shown in six-part super eature en- titled The Plunderer. This play deals with the gold fields and is one of MT Farnum's biggest successes. The Screen Telegrams giving all the latest war news completes the bill.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
What Is Going On Tonight

Moving Pictures at the Davis Thea tre.
 Moving Pictures at the Auditorium Theatre.
 Moving Pictures at the Breed Thea tre
 Uncas Lodge. No. II. I. O. o. F.. meets m Odd Fellows Hall.
 Thames Union. No. 1S7. |. B. of c and J. of A., meets in Carpenters Hall Norwich Aerie No. 561, F. .. E., meets in Eagles Hall.
 Common Council Meeting.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
DISTRICT OF AND0VER,

Probate Court, Aug 30th. 1918.
 Estate of Milton P. Clyde of Andover, in said District, an incompetent person. The Conservator having exhibited his 2dministra ton account with said estate to this Court for allowance, it is Ordered. That the 7th day of Sep tember, A. D. 1918. al 10 o'clock in the forenoon, at the Probate Office in An dover be, and the same is. assigned administration account. and this Court directs the Con6ervator to cite all per sons interested therein to appear at said time and place. by publishing this order once in some newspa per having @ circulation in said District and by posting copy on ;he public signpos { in the Town of Andover. at least five days before said time assigned
 Certified from Record.
 J. WHITE SUMNER,
 sep2d Judge.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
ANNOUNCEMENTS
saIe of erove street Property:

Mrs Jane c. Rrayton of Richmond, Va. has sold her property No. 36 Grove street to Morris Sussman. This prop erty, consisting of a seven room cot rtage and large lot, adjoins MT. Suss- mans land on Grove street. He will make extensive changes in the house with a view of renting it and improve the lot. etc. rebuilding retaining walls and grading. The sale was made through the agency of Thomas IL. Beckley, PTS Main street
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
Father Will Help.

An Eastern chemical concern offers 23 cents pound for dandelion roots
 We forward the tip gratis to small boys and girls who wish to add to their w. S. S. purchasing fund. Father will gladly point out any number of dandelions on the laWn.-Deroit News.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
THE AUDITORIUM,

Al the Auditorium all this week beginning with a matinee today. Labor day. Manager Ed. Connolly has booked a musical extravagan entitled Uncle Sam's Belles, a first class musical comedy company. Headed by that funny comedian, Jack Van, and sup ported by such well known stars as
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
erowinn esrman Tenderness.

After introducing poison gas into warfare Germany finds shotguns very shocking, indeed. It is delightful to discover such tenderness for the G. neva convention--Spriugfeld Re- publican
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
FOR SALE

Within three minutes walk from Mar lin RockwelTs Shop. an 8 room cot tage, all modern throughout, hard wood floors, all in apple pie order. A rare chance to secure a fine modern home. reasonable. For full particu- lars, Inquire of
 JOHN A. MORAN, Real Estate Broker, Franklin Square,
 Norwich, Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
WANTED

resses. 20 Spinners, men for Dye House 3 men for Picker Room, men for Card Room, 10 Weavers, ? colored boys young ren for the Beach.
 FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU Geo L. Chesbro. Mgr. Central Bldg
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
PRESTON BRIDGE.
Livery, Sale and Boarding Stable. Taxi Service and
 Garage Connected.

Horses to let for all kinds of busi- ness. with or without rigs. by the day or week. Special attention to boarders and transients; 20 to 30 horses always on hand, for sale weighing 1850 to 1900 eaoh several extra nice pairs, 24oo to S2oo per pair. all good workers. and some extra nice drivers; every horse will be sold with a written guarantee to be just as represented al time of sale. or money refunded. in full. Trial allowed. If in need of anything in our line. give us a trial and we will give you full value for your money.
 STABLE 371, 373. 375 MAIN ST.
 Phone 326-2. o'BRIEN & CHASE.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
FoR sALE-An bid establlshed cigar

FOR SALE or exchange Ca part) for automobile, a cottage of nine rooms, with lot and shed adjoining. shore and country advantages, boating, bathing fishing, with pavilion and postoff1ce, on grounds; cottage is short distance from Mantle village, Crescent Beach state camp, all available by trolley or launch; furnishings included in sale touring car desired, of 1917 or IS style, preferably new, dark green de- sired blue or black, in good condition i; owner of cottage has business interests which make further use of same un- write to 5S Oak St. Norwich. Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
LEGAL NOTICES
REPUBLICAN CAUCUS

The Republican Electors of the Town 1f Canterbury and those qualified to vote in q Republican Caucus are warn cd and notified to meet al the Town Hall in Canterbury on Saturday. the th day of September. 1918. at o'clock ?. m. for the purpose of placing in nomination as candidates to be voted for at the election of Town Officers to be held on the first Monday of Octo- he~ 1918, candidates to be voted for at said Town Meeting for the following offices. viz: Assessors of Taxes, Mem hers of the Board Of Relief. Seiectmen, Collector of Taxes COnstdbles, Town Clerk for unexpired term and to fiji vacancy Town Treasurer for unexpired term and to fill vacancy, Agent for Town Deposit Fund. Auditor, Grand Jurors, Registrars of Voters, Members of Town School Committee. and to do any and all other business proper to he done at said meeting.
 By order Of the Republican Town Committee.
 LEVI \. CLARK Chairman
 Dated at Canterbury, Conn.,, this 3Gth day of August. 1918.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
By All But the Hysteria Organs.

The American troops are to be called Tanks for short. That seems to be settled officially Upon the au- thority of General March, the chief of staff, the term Sammies is not rel ished by the American soldiers, and so. of course it will be dropped Washington Post
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
Has CompanY Now.

"Austro- Hun garian endorsements have arrived on the western front just in time to help Fritz take the back trail-New York World.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
WANTED

WANrED-Experie white wom- an for laundry work one day a week i; wages S1.75 per day. Address K Y. Z., Bulletin. sep2d
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02

The chronic joker and the dogs tail are great wags.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02

RHODE ISLAND HOSPITAL, Provi- dence, R. l.. offers training course of one year to women between IS and 25 years of. age to fit them for nursery maids. The opportunity for such train ing is exceptional Over 2,So0 children were treated last year. Living condi- tions are very attractive. Apply Su- perintendent, Rhode Island Hospital, Providence R. I. jy29MTh
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02

FOR SALE-One beautiful chestnut combination driving or saddle horse, , years old. and sound; fine driver; will be sold very cheap for cash. Tel 1076-5. aug27d
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02

THERE Is no advertising medium In Eastern Connecticut equal to The Bul. letin for business results
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
TO RENT

TO RENT-Flat, rooms, all modern improvements. Centrally located In quire, Jewellers 52 Franklin Street
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-One fine young brood mare, 1850 lbs, with. colt months old. Can be seen at Norwich fair. F. w Browning. sep2d
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-02

TO RENT-Furnished room. also one Kelly, No. High St. aug31d [
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-02-07
(EIBR W16Do EDITORIAL ASSOCIATION
While the word "Camoufage"
has sprung into common use on
~ since the war. it's practice has
been in vogue ever since politics
became q profession.

Besides being an insurgcnt, we
understand that Representative
Chas. f. Friend is carving on a
desperate Irritation with the Far
mers' Non-P Partisan League. Some
time AGO. the Enterprise stated
that Won could now expert the
"soreheads." the ereat "refo-m-
ers" and the perpetual off;re-
seekers. and those who felt their
feet Slipping. to scramble into the
Non-Partisan Leaoue band wao-
on. It would seem that this
r-orhecv is beino fulfilled for
Charley now saws he doesn't know
vet whether he will be a card;-
da+c for arvth;n~ or not. We
oo;re that he will. but on what
ticket we do not know.
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-02-07
Be WARY OF STRANGE FOODS
Rhubarb Lsavss, for Example, Ar
psleeoevs y q Least eems ~.
pje. Waeo Medical Avtheeltloe.

The Journal Of the American Asdi.
cal association Issues warning
against some Of the plants that have
bssn suggested - easily found and in.
sxpenslvo substitutes for high.pricsd
foods Rhubarb leaves. for example.
are poisonous 70 at least some persona
The many species Of edible fungi
should b, eaten only BY those who are
perfectly certain a their ability 10 dis
tinsuish thsa from the poisonous
kinds that resemble them 70 closely,
And n tAsss. - In the quite harm.
lsss ssaweeds, there 70 % little real
uourishment that II seems scarcely
worth Whlie % take chances With them
The sdlb,s part Of rhubarb tthe Leaf
stalks), ~ s1ampls. b e6 psf csnt va
ter, and ~ vosld have to eat q full
pe1nd a 4 y ct 100 Galleries.
>0reea vsgstablss are valuable bs
cause q V6e1s bulk. and not for thu
nesiigib,s QUantity q protein thsy COO
taiA TAa0 else supply certain salt
and vi>onlass, which are essential h
hsAltht spaoAch, foe o6AnoaA oeoAo
veg ~ y isua
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-02-07
Papers Give official Notice.

All dealers In Jefferson county will
be deemed to have no Ice OF any and
AL orders issued by the U. 8. Food
Administration from this time hence
forth. All such orders will be publisl
ed In the local press and will other.
wise bc given publicity by tho admin.
istra' ion. according to Federal Food
Administrator John G. Vivian. The
retail trade division Of the U. 8. Foo,
Administration for Colorado under tn
direction Of Leon II. Hat cnbach
chairman OF the division. will forwar
TO all OF tho retailers n letter OF
detailed information In this conncc-
tion. The orders give nby the FEEDER.
NJ Food Administrator for Jefferson
county. however. win be deemed suf-
ncicnt for all dealers ard they will b
charged with notice thereof after the
same have been given publicity.
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-02-07
SPECIAL ORDER NO. I.

To All Retail Grocers and Other Re
tailers in jefferson County:
Effective Immediately you are au-
uhordzed to add to the list of sub
stitu;es which were ordered sold with
all wheat flour In General Order No.
3. issued January 20. 1918, pinto bean
and potatoes. This Is to supply the
shortage which exists in flosGs oahel
than wheat. These commodidea how
ever. must not be sold In amounts
to exceed twenty-five per cent OF
Tho total. For instance. II q custo
lner buys a dollars worth of flour
you are authorized to sell hm not
o exceed twenty five cents worth o4
pinto beans and the same amount
II potatoes.
All retailers will be deemed to
have had notice Of this special order
after the same has been published in
he press Of the county.
JOHN c. VIVIAN.
Federal Food Administrator for JEFF
ferson County.
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-02-07

Butchers are not to sell any meat
products OF any kind with the excep-
ton of fish, poultry and game on
meatiess days.
The regulations regarding the linn
i.atdca ca the ca,e OF sugar to fifty
ce.lta' wcrIh to amy one Gus omor in
cities and ore dollars worth to any
one customer in the rural districts.
and also the limiting of the sale of
flour to forly-eight pounds to any one
cuztomer in the cities and ninety
AK pounds to any one customer in
the rural districts, will be ngidly en-
forced.
The equal quaDdties Of substitute
flours to be sod in connection with
wheat flour will be based ON the pric
and not the quantity. For instance,
rne purchase of dollars worth OF
flour means that dollars worlh of
some other cereal or another kind OF
fLcur must be purchased.
The rules will be strictly enforced.
There will be no exceptions and any
dealer who violates any Of the rules,
II licensed, will have his license can
,elied. and II unlicensed. will have hi
lupply shut off. This is now man
Iasory order ard must be obeyed.
TAn 0-her regulations as contained
IN ehe resolutions adopted In the Re-
tai:ers Conference a. Washington Will
atso be risidly enforced.
Every retailer In jefferson county
.iil be deemed 10 have had notice of
this order af,er tbs, same has been
published In The press Of the county.
Thsoe rules are now laws. Any
merchant todnd breaking them may
oe shut sff from any and ali suppIiss
for sny length Of time that may
,s designated by the Federal. Food
Administration for Jeffsroon County.
JOHN C. VIVIAN,
Federal Food Administrator for JET
ferson County.
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-02-07

Tohn Shafroth NAV be able to
handle the political deck clevfflv.
but he dealt out a poor hafd at
a recent meeting in Washington.
when a delegation of the sugar
trct growers. headed bv DR.. r.
F.. tones of Fort Morpan. went to
counsel with Food Administrator
Hoover. 1t is one thing to play
politics and another thing to
serve the people. The farmers
Of Morgan County have implicit
confidence in DR.. Jones. and his
untirine efforts on behalf of the
producers will be far-seeing. To
an observer it looks like a soma
torial toga for this district at the
merit election.-W;egins Courier.
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-02-07
GOLDFISH 1An!yEsy o'E"
Grew - Length o. Frenf ~ % Feue.
teen lnehss Wien Allowed -
Live In Natural stato.

Most Of % are 20 accustomed 10
seeing goldfish swimming around, ap-
parently contented, in glass bowl
that We somehow have the idea that
they would be utterly lost II they were
to be placed In pond or lake. But ~
q matter Of fact. writes George F.
Paul in st. Nicholas. goldfish are
Just IKE other nsh in that they enjoy
freedom. When they are allowed to
live In the natural state. they often
grow to Q length Of from ten to four.
teen inches
What 10, perhaps, the largest gold
6sh hatchery In the United States 10
near Thornburg, In Keokuk county. Ia.
Here several acres are covered with
ponds in which the goldfish acquire
the desired sheen and brilliancy. There
are, In all. II Of these ponds, 10 that
the flah oe different varieties and sizes
can b kept separate.
Oatmeal 10 the great staple In the
feeding Of these nnny beauties. Every
day more than . hundred pounds Of It
are cooked and fed to them. When.
ever they want little vegetable food.
they nibbls at the abundant MOSES.
Pure water u one Of the prime ne.
cssaitise. This has been abundantly
provided. Windmills are kept busy
pumping fresh water up from deep
wells. The frogs also Do their share
in keeping the ponds free from I'm.
purities. should the water become I'm.
pure. the goldAsh would not acquire
such brilliant eolosinS.
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-02-07

The new orders Of the food admin
as.ration have caused few people
to become panic stricken. and as a
resul: they are endeavoring to hoard
lp food supplies. Hoarding OF food
villa positively not be tolerated by
he food authorities, as there is no
occasion for such practice. There is
10 shortage Of food. The apparent
drastic action OF the food administra-
on being due to the fact that the
people must be educated to obey the
mandates OF the administration SC
hat our armies and those OF our
allies may be fed. There IL ro need
Of any peraoa feeling unduly alarmea
liver the situation ~ 1t exists at
the present time. Uncle Sam will
protect his people.
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-02-07

The Democrat is printing only
facts about Senator Shafroth and
to let the people Of Colorado know
how he is representing their state
in Washington. Michigan. with
two Republican U. S. senator's.
secured an army cantonment for
10000 soldiers; Iowa, with two
Republican U. S. senators, is fa-
vorcd with an army cantonment
for $4,000 soldiers; Minnesota,
with two Republican U. S. sena
tors, secured a cantonment: Kan
sas. with but one Democratic u.
S. senator. has its Camp Funston,
and something like twenty other
army camps scattered in other
states besides Colorado, and our
Fort Logan without an addition
al dollar to its credit. and our
state with nearly a solid Demo
cratic delegation in Congress,
Missouri. gets two government
U0ttNo 0IAu OkiCl SNdtSS ISNoktILSt
with government Reserve Bank
or Farm Loan Bank while Colo
RADIO gets nothing. With Senator
Shafroth lodging the Adamson
eight hour law and the notion
by Gallinger. to lay on the table
the Lawrence. Mass. strike invcs-
tigation. and voting against all
war profit measures. With near
ly one hundred employed in war
work in Colorado and not a half
dozen Democrats among them.
The above are the reasons why
the Democrat opposes Senator
Shafroth. His friends must know
that these things. will be used
against him by the Republicans
in the coming campaign, and the
Democrat is only sounding a
warning to the Democrats Of
Colorado.-Dcnvcr Democrat.
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-02-07
larasst RiseteIe Motor.

What II snid 10 bc the lnrscst cics
tric motor yet built has recently bcc
completed by u leading American cloc
tricxi manufacturer. for use In DIR! r
n two.hIal' 35.inch reversing bloomin
mill. which reverses for every l,nss
that Is. every time metal goes through
the rolls. Rcvcrsals Gun he iusdc from
full speed to full speed In about two
seconds, md In regular work 10 or &C
passes nrc madc In two minutes. The
motor has rating Of 1900. and com.
pletc II weighs more than $50 tons. II
IL 70 feet high md the shaft 10 ove'
two feet IN diameter.
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-02-07
70 All Retail oroesrs and Other Re-
taiisrs In Jefferson County:

Effective Immediately. you will con
dt,6t ono delivery day only to any
one family or on any one route.
You are asked TO absolutely sus-
ped Ahc solicitation of orders. Deal
ers shall not sell meat or meat prod
ucts on Tuesdays. This Includes beef
veal. pork and mutton.
Dealers should not sell wheat OF
wheat products on Mondays OF
Wednesday,
Dealers should not sell pork or pork
products on Saturdays. This Include.
the smoked and cured varieties OF
pork AZ wcll as tho fresh product.
Lard cannot be soh OH Saturday.
Meats must not be- sold At cr sil
O'Clock on Monday for Tuesdays use
md pork cannot be soh after sii
O'Clock Friday for Saturdays use.
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-02-07
FACE the FACTS

EFT us face the facts The situation is critical.
fought defeat threatens. Hungry men cannot fight
at their best nor hungry nations. FRANCE ar
and Italy are going hungry unless we 1eeo tneln'
best food to fight on It is the easiest to ship We
alone can spare it to them. BY saving just little
sss those WSo fighting
can do it without stintng ourselves. we nave oniS
to substitute another food just as good.
The Corn Of Penty-corn is that food: There's re- "a
hour need 1t has given US corn in snch bounty
known before TGns Of corn ovar Tram, ann
above regular needs. All we nave 70 90 Is 70
learn to spprecate it. Was ever patriotic duty made
so easy? And so clear?
America. Own Food-Corn! 1t is the true American
food The Indians, hardest Of races, lived on it.
Our fcrefathers adopted the diet and conquered
Sas bens cen soa The How we'll
fought It, history tells. Now it can help America
win aword war.
o%:.hinsc9rn! H. It sat.%3s isn't one fG3d a bEs.d It's
It's dessert. It's nutritious more food value IN 1t,
dollar for dor than N meat eggs OF 1s yoa dan
know until you've had corn-bread properly cooked.
Best Of all, IT'S plentiful and it's patriotic
Corn. Infinite v.riety-How much do you know about
delicious ways of cooking it? And what you miss
by not knowing more about it? Here are few
Of its uses:
There are at least nifty ways to use corn meal to
fast Here are some suggestions:
HOT BREADS DESSERTS
Boston brown bread. Corn-meal molasses cake
Hoecake. Apple corn bread
Mullins. Dumplings
Biscuits Gingerbread.
(,riddle cakes Fruit gems.
Waffles.
HEARTY DISHES
Corn-meal croquettes. Corn-mea fish balls
Meat and corn-meal dumplings.
Italian polenta. Tamaes.
~ r.c;ro. .ra IN E.rmers' Rulletin 565 "Corn
Meal as q Food and Ways Of Using It, free from the
Department of Agriculture.
The Arvada enterprise., 1918-02-07

sugar companies would be get
ting off easy at that price con-
sidcring the enormous price they
arc getting for sugar. AS between
the farmer and the sugar trust
we're for him of the horny hand
all of the timc-from carly morn
till dcwy eve.
New Years numbers with paid
writc-ups OF the sugar interests,
led to a surprising confession OF
how it has always robbed the pub
Camera.