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Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29
Cut Glass

Our beautiful display Of CUT GLASS
b the center Of attraettsa. especially
for the ladies whe delight II spark
ling table. No gift win please the
mistress. Of the table mere. Ths
prices range frsa $l-5e ~ - >lS.oo.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29

Here'svTo the Boys Over There
When you get to Berlin, you can ten
by the breeze
II you get . good Whit Of that linn
burger cheese,
That you're close to the Kaiser, you
can bet . new hat,
For. when he is in close quarters, hs
smells just like that.
But regardless Of smell, don't stop 10
unhitch,
But go right on through and get the
son Of . gun ~
(SignedJ r U. A. SLACKER.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29
Bowels Usually Cloasedi

Regulate them with safe, sure, CON.
eortable DR.. Kings New Life Pills.
Correct that biliousnes.. head.chs.
sour stomach, tongue coat. by slimios
sting the bovel-cloggines.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29

Frank P. Marshall, securing . speei-
al permit to leave and return to Delta,
came over Saturday last to attend the
funeral Of his father, John s. Naxsh-
all, which occurred Monday morning.
Mr.. Marshall returned to the lower
country Tuesday morning.
TARGETS FOR, SALE. ,csat each a
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29
News-Champion Office.
MUST FILE EXPENSE ACCOUNTS

County Clerk McWilliams asks us to
call the attention of the candidates for
office and the party officials to the
law which requires that they file with
the clerk . complete detailed account
Of their expenditures direct or indirect
during the campaign. The party Of.
ficials are also required to file state
ments as to their expenditures in com
nection with the campaign. There 10
severe penalty for failure to attend
to this. Hence, it behooves all con-
cerned to give it their prompt atten-
tion and thus avoid thoruble.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29

Elk Mountain Pilot:-All the coke
ovens in Crested Butte shut this week
The reason for closing is said to. be
that the company can use the slack at
the steel works in Pueblo.-Mrs. Geo.
Andretta came up from Jacks Cabin
on Mondays train. She states that
she will remain at Jacks Cabin for
some time yet, as Mr.. Andretta has
taken . contract to put In . dam 1t
the John Mink ranch.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29

ON account Of the Influenza epidem.
Hic this sale u postponed until Satur.
day. December u. 1913.
PAT HANH1ON. aherif.
First published Oct. II. 1875.
Last publication Dec. 20. 1913.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29

The little son of David Easterly met
with quite painful accident last Mon
day. While his mother was trying on
hats at millinery store the little fell
low picked up solution of chloride of
lime which was on the table, and
drank some of it. While it upset him
for time, there was no serious in
jury.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29

Baldwin visitors to our city last
week were Mr.. and Mrs. T. Y. Miller
and little daughter and Mr.. and Mrs.
C. A. Partch.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29

Mrs. John Ogden, who came from
Pennsylvania last week to visit her
father, Jim Ogden, is suffering from
an attack of pneumonia. Mrs. Mat
tie Berryhill has gone up to nurse her.
While coming over the pass; there
was some trouble, and the train stopr
ped there for several hours, causing
the lady to take cold, which later de-
veloped into pneumonia. Her hus-
band il back in Pennsylvania at the
present. vi
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29

Among the out going passengers
on Sunday nights train was Miss
Blanche Ross. She viii spend the
Thanksgiving to Christmas season
with her home folks in Titusville, Pa.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29
Ivory Ware

RUSSIAN IVORY WARE b vesy
fashisaable and unexeeIled in beauty,
for the teilet table. A large steek ef
Jewel Boxes, Perfume Beetles, Clocks.
Cemba. Btushes Trays and other
Tsilet Articles.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29

Sunday, George Miller, E. G. Palm
er and Jas. Teeslink returned from
Denver. where they spent q week on
business. They went into quarantine
at La Veta Hotel.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29

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Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29
Gift Pictures

We Win be pleased 70. show ysu tie
new pictures, al framed and ready -
gifts. Beautiful pictures are always
In geed taste and acceptable -
presents.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29
Box Candy

in attractive holiday dress b mach n
demand. Our national sweet teeth
can again be indulged 70 limited
extent.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29

Miss Stella Yowell, one Of the Nor
NAL teachers, left Sunday for her
home in Springfield, Mo-, where she
will spend the holidays with her folks.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29
China

We are showing . new line Of very
beautiful hand-painted china, In.
ported from Japan. 10 II dainty
and new and will please the most
fastidiOus.
Arizona republican., 1918-04-21
How Much of an American Are You?

ance in easy instalments You can get a bond at a time if you wish. For your own take all that you can carry.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08

Don't ignore the "1ittle pains and
aches" especially backaches. They
may be little now but there is nc tell
ing now soon dangerous or fatal dis
ease of which they are the forerun-
ners may show ITSELF Go after the
cause Of that backache at once. or Won
may find Yourself in the grip of an in
durable disease.
DO no: delay minute. Go to your
druggist and insist on his supplying
you with box of GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules. In "A hours
YOU Will f"cI renewed health and v!gor.
After 20" have cured yourself con-
tinue to take one or two Cansu!es
each day so as To keep in f.st class
condition. and ward off the danger Of
future attacks. Money refunded II
they do not help you. Ask for the
original Imported GOLD MEDAL
brand, and thus be sure of getting the
genuine.-Adv.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
TELLS EXPERIENCES OF WAR
Only Difference Between Zip" Of Ger.
man and Johnson's Fast One Is
Hop on Latter.

War can have few terrors for Ameri
can league batters now serving with
the colors, according to a letter re.
ceived at Cleveland from Eddie Klep-
fer, former Cleveland pitcher, now a
sergeant with the American expedi-
tionary force. Klepfer said there is
little difference in the Zip" of a Ger
man sniper's bullet and the "whizz" of
Walter Johnson's fast one, except that
Johnson's offering may have a shop"
on it. The letter says:
Il have been over the top and I
came back without being hit. 1 was
member of scouting squad. You
know how it feels when you are up
to bat and Walter Johnson buzzes one
of his fast ones past your ears. That,
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
PLAYING OF QUoITS
Is NOW PROHIBITED
General Pershing Has Put Ban
on Horseshoe Game.
HEskies Have Not Hesitated to Back
~orses Into Quiet Corner and Rip
Shoes eff Innocent Animals
My Use Mule Shoes.

me american army in France, it is
reported, has been embarrassed at va
Trlous times by the sudden breaking
down of horses engaged in the trans
rcrt service. Investigation showed
that the horses, were unshod. their
steel shoes having been removed mvs-
ter1Ously. Further Investigation
showed that the shoes had been tax
en off the animals by the doughboys
in order to pitch quoits, nothing being
SO good for the purpose as horse
stOe.
Quoits always has been a great
American game. IF it wasn't for
qrolts and going to the "deepo" to see
thu 2:36 come in, life would not be so
fascinating for prominent citizens of
many bucolic burgs.
Over in France time hangs a hit
heavily around the camps occasionally
and there has been great revival of
pltch1n." The more the game has
spread the more demand there has
eeen for horseshoes. Now, there is
one thing you can say for the Ameri-
can doughboy. When he wants any.
thing he goes and gets it, whether 1t
be Hun or a horseshoe. Various
thousands Of huskies, needing horse
shoes, have backed transport horses,
cavalry horses, all kinds of horses into
a corner and with little more than a
whoa, boy" Of preparation, have
ripped the shoes off the innocent ami
mails and then proceeded to get into
the game.
Mr.. John J. Pershing is said to be
What is called "peeved." He has is
sued orders prohibiting the playing of
quoits with horseshoes, on pain of 80
days In the guardhouse for the first
ofense and three months imprison-
nent for the second.
If the doughboys wish to pitch
qtolts, he says he has no objection.
Iut they must lay off the use of horse
SHOES. He gives full permission to
them to take all the mule shoes they
deslre, that is, if they take them off
the hind or southern extremities of the
gentle creatures.
l. looks as If it will be a closed sea-
son for quoits in France so long as the
WaT lasts if Pershing persists in look
'rP at the great American game of
"Iltch" this way.
Whoa, Maud From the Commerce
and Finance.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
Watch Chains Disappear.

A London (EnglandD West end Jew
eler says that two things seem to be
passing out of fashion owing to the
war-watch chains and cuff links.
Both these articles were on the
wane before the war, but wrist
watches, being essential for officers,
brought them quickly to the fore, and
civilians have been rushing to buy
them, in many instances selling their
watches and chains to buy the handler
time piece.
SO with links. The soft double cuff.
which was such a nuisance to get them
into, began their downfall and then
khaki shirts made to button at the
wrist completed it. Now one sees even
the best dressed men with shirt cuffs
buttOned at the wrist, and the links
are put away in the drawer with the
'has beenS."
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
GIVE CALIFORNIA SYRUP OF FIGS
AT ONCE IF BILIOUS OR
CONSTlPATED.

Look at til. tongue, mother! II
coated, 1t is sure sign that your lit
tle ones stomach, liver and bowels
needs gentle, thorough cleansing at
once.
When peevish, cross, .listless, pale,
doesn't sleep, doesn't eat or act natu-
rally, or Is feverish, stomach sour.
breath bad; has stomach-ache, sore
throat, diarrhGa, full of cold, give a
teaspoOnful Of "California Syrup of
Figs" and In few hours all the foul.
constipated waste, undigested food
and sour bile gently moves out of the
little bowels without gripping, and you
have well, playful child again.
You needn't coax sick children to
take this harmless "frut laxative ="
they love it's delicious taste, and It
always makes them feel splendid.
Ask your druggist for bottle of
California Syrup of Figs" which has
directions for babies, children of all
ages and for grown-ups plainly on the
bottle. Beware of cOunterfeits sold
here. To be sure you get the genuine,
ask to see that it is made by the Cali
lornia Fig Syrup Company" Refuse
any other kind with contempt.-Adv.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
HARLEM OIL CAPSULES
IF YOUR BACK ACHES

10 you feel tired and "worn-out? ?"
Are you nervous and irritable? Don't
sleep well at night? Have a dragged
out. unrested feeling when you get
up In the morning? Dizzy spells? Bill
lous! Bad taste in the mouth. back
ache, pain or soreness in the loins.
and abdomen? Severe distress when
urinating, bloody. cloudy urine or sed
iment? All these indicate gravel or
stone in the bladder, or that the moi
sonous microbes, which are always in
your system, have attacked your kid
neys.
You should use GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules immediatejv
me Oil soaks gently into the walls
ana lining of the kidneys. and the lit
tie poisonous animal germs, which are
causing the Inflammation. are imme-
dlately attacked ard chased out of
your system without Inconvenience or
pain.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08

as the plainsmen used to say about the
Indians, the Frehchman says that the
only good German is dead one.
The men, in addition to throwing
farther, are also throwing more accu-
rately. Some Of them w're many feet
"on the target" before they were in
troduced to baseball.
Interest in Otter Sports.
In addition to baseball, basket ball,
volley ball, association football, cro-
quet and tennis are fldurishing. The
French fighters are taking such inter-
est In these sports that some days more
soldiers will appear tt:an can be ac-
commodated with the facilities at
hand. Only when the days artillery
program has been of such an exhaust
ing character that it has taken all the
mems pep" is there any lack of at
tendance on the playground.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
Just Once! Try Dodson's Liver Tone!
Take No CaIorneI! Listen To Mel
If bilious, constpated, headachy SICK guarantee
relief without taking dangerous calomel
which sickens and salivates

Stop using calomel! It makes you
sick. Don't lose days work. If you
feel lazy, sluggish, bilious or consti-
pated, listen to me!
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver,
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel, when it comes into contact
with sour bile, crashes into it, break
ing 1t up. This"is when you feel that
awful nausea and cramping. If you
are "all knocked out" if your liver is
torpid and bowels constipated or you
have headache, dizziness, coated ton
que, If breath Is bad or stomach sour,
just try a spoonful of harmless Dod-
sons Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store and get bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone for few cents. Take a
spoonful tonight, and If it doesn't
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
CUBANS WANT ROWING RACES
Anxious to Compete in America and
Canada When Sport Is Resumed
After End of War.

Joe Wright Of Toronto, the famous
stroke oar and former captain Of the
ArgOnaut r. c., has returned to the
canadian city after coaching the mem
ters of a Havana club for the races
Tor the championship Of Cuba. The
crews Instructed by Wright won the
tour-oared race, and a single sculler
also won, while his eight-oared crew
finished second. The Cubans are anx.
'ous to compete in America and Can
ada when rowing is resumed after the
iIuns are beaten.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
(By e. A. BATCHELORO

American athletic sports are serving
4 double purpose among French SOL
diers. Primarily introduced for the
amusement of the Poilus, the Yankee
games have resulted in improving the
performances of the men in purely
military duties. Naturally the Y. M. C.
A. Foyer du Soldat, which has charge
OF this work, is feeling proud.
Throwing Hand Grenades.
AS result of playing baseball, the
soldiers at camp where ]. A. Nelson
represents the Red Triangle athletic de-
partment are throwing hand grenades
40 meters, instead of the average of
~ that prevailed before the Yankee
national game was introduced. =,
An increase Of ten meters in the
range Of one Of these deadly y missiles
means more "good Boches," because,
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08

straighten you right up and make ~.
feel fine and vigorous by mornin@
want you to go back to the store i,
get your money. Dodson's Liver +. !
is destroying the sale of calomel !.
cause i. is real liver medicine: entire.
vegetable, therefore it can not sal;r.
or make you sick.
l guarantee that one spoonful !,
Dodson's Liver Tone will mt
sluggish liver to work and clean 70.
bowels Of that sour bile and conc,
pated waste which is clogginc var
system and making you feel miserohla
l guarantee that bottle of Dodson,s
Liver Tone will keep the entire falaiiv
feeling fine for months. Give i
your children. 1t is harmless; does.,'t
gripe and they like its pleasant tosF.
ADV.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08

you must get rid of that excess acid.
Notang Is gained by taking medicines
w1lch merely stimulate and give one
ssse tse sense OF strength and that Leave
.ne excess acid stiR in the stomsch. You
Must depend upon your food .or your
s.eehsth = and unless you keer ycur
s.oalach Tree from excess acid. pu:e.
sweet ana strong. IL cannot prppe.ly
olsest TODD; your whole body su1ers
"nat You want Il relief yes - and
nere IS the way--abso.n,ely guaran, scd
you take no chance. It's aeeu .es;e
tens OF thousands of times wi:h universal
success. Go TO your druggist sni get
JUST one package OF EATONlC a Won
oerIui preparation that VIII literally
wipe the excess acidity ou, of your
stomach The results Obtained are
nolhiag short OF marvellous. Almos, in
SANITY II relieves that painful. paIed
up leeisns after eating. belching. heart
stnr Shrn. sour stomach. etc Makes the
st9mach feel cool and comfortable.
III you need this help It's Your own
tanit II you suffer another day.
EAIONIC 10 absolutely guaranteed So
Eet big Soc box from your druggist. If
:. does not help you your money will be
- Tre.un9ed. Ii -Four druggist does pot keep
EAICNIC. send your name "a. ! address to
NE Eatonic Remedy Company. I0is s.
Waoash Ave-, Chicago. ILL.,. ami they Will
- once mail You a SOC box and you can
send them the money for il after you re-
ceive 1t.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
NEW PASTlME FOR SOL DlFRs
Now Planned to Equip Training camns
With Pool and Billiard Tables
and Paraphernaiia.

The New York Association NJ p,
rard Room Owners has started to
raise money to equip army camps and
naval stations with pool and billiard
tables and paraphernalia.
Contribution boxes have haor
placed In al! the rooms in Greater Nou,
York. Contributions will not ho o.
htited, but 1t is expected that patrons
OF the rooms will be generous in tho,r
donations. ''0''
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
JACKSON IS AN INSTRUCTOR
viii Have Charge at Pelham Rav
Where Jackies Are Quartered-
To Succeed Leonard.

Willie Jackson is the latest one of
the topnotch battlers to be appointed
q civilian boxing Instructor for Uncle
sans men. Willie received word from
washington to the effect that he had
been appointed boxing instructor at
Pelham Bay park. where the tackles
are quartered. Jackson takes tho
place OF Mike Leonard, the old-time
hghter, who filled the position there
for some time.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
COACH AND WIFE IN SERVICE
GRANT ward Is at Great Lakes Station
Mrs. Ward as Third Class
Yeowoman.

Grant Ward, formerly assistant foot
ball coach at Ohio State and lator
head OF the Columbia department If
recreation has family 100 per co"+
IN the war service. Grant himself is
at Great Lakes in the naval train;nr
school and Mrs. Ward few DAYS ogo
left for Norfolk. Va, to join the novv
as a third-class yeowomsn. Her clerical
services will relieve a man for active
duty on the sea.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
How Acid-Stomach
Wrecks Health
OF Millions

Many people make the mistake ~
..nihklng that cid-stomach-s,lner.,ctd
lty as the doctors call it-merely maans
an occasional, attack OF Indigestion
stoa,,o, Stoa., ,nearfhdrn. belching. sour. gassy
S.on.ach, or scme other such minor ali
usnt quickly remedied-or will cnre H.
sel-and leave no serious after effect.
AS matter Of fact superacidIty ia re.
sponsioie for long train OF serious all
nehts mat cause awful suffering and
Sometimes Daffle the best medical skijI
II is well established fact that manv
cases OF chronic stomach tronbie an
enla' stomat1tis. gastritis, rhenmat;sm
sOut' iumbago, cirrhosis OF the liver
auto-lntoxication. dyspepsia. catsrrI, -,
the the stomach: ssa intestinal ulcer. cancer Of
t ne stomach. and frequently yalyulsr
t neart trouble and heart failure. can he
raced meg directly to an acid-stomach
Inls Is not at all surprising when vo,
consider that even the acid formed IN tba
,noutn , from fermentation Of bits OF food
!odged in the teeth-an acid that 10 90
.uallt tasteless-is yet powerful enonob
70 eat through the hard enamel ~ r.
.seth ana decay them. Is IL anv wonder
the thu 81 tnat an excess amount OF acid in
nns unS stomach causes 80 much miserv
hhndermlnes the strength and Wrects tEcs
M neatn ana happiness of so many neonla,
l. not 1act, within the range IF vo,,r
own observation. that nine neonIa or ~
zen are victims of acid d-stomacha
Al you ever hope to be we'll and st,or.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
G0ULETT STUDYING At M.LT.
Wor'd-Famous Bicycle Rider Receiv.
ing Ground Schooling as = Sea-
plane Pilot.

Ar Goulett, world famous bicycle
rider, who has been stationed at the
naval acronautic base ut Pensacol.
fi"'' Tor the last eight months. has
Decn appointed to the Massachusetts
institute Of Technology, at Boston
re Will receive a ground schoo,;n,
!"en'hlaary TO instruction us q sea.
plane pilot. sea-
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
PLAYERS JOIN STEEL GANG
Jimmy Shaw, George kale and
Pitcher Tuero Secure Employment
at Lebanon Plant.

Pitcher Jimmy Shaw of Washington
and Pitcher George Kale Of the
Browns have reported at Lebanon. Pa.
for work In the Lebanon plant of the
bethlehem Steel company. Tuero, the
Cuban pitcher Of the Cardinals, is also
reported as having secured employ
ment in the same plant,
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
New Heat Stroke Theory

SO-called cheat stroke" proves to no
merely a symptom of malignant mala-
ria, according to the late experience
in MesOpOtamia of DR.. G.. L. II. Miner.
British physician. The malaria par
asite was found in the blood of heat
stroke victims, and the use OF quinine
reduced the mortality from more than
70 per cent to less than II per cent
Newark News.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
JOE SHUGRUE TURNED DOWN
Lightweight Boxer Rejected by Sur
oeons at Camp Devens on Account
OF Poor Eyesiqht.

Joe Shugrue, the lightweight boxer.
who was rapidly approaching the
championship five years ago when
stricken with temporary blindness. has
been turned down by the surgeons ot
Camp Devens, Aver Mass, for defec-
live vision. Shugrue knocked ont
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
~AH 1ne-~O SOLD
80: =: - =:
Iu (V1nIIIII Ill II(( NINIII((~ Also . Fine eCeners
NAAD4@ A<S/XNQ\S Strengthening fTonc
Also . Fine General
Strengthening Tonic.
SOLD BY ALL DRUG STORES.
Sic Transit,

Every one likes me-" said the man
THAT is popularity" whispered the
little star.
Every one likes me and cnyies me
said the man, a year later.
THAT is fame" whispered the little
star.
Every one dcspises me-" said tLa
man a year later still.
THAT is time" whispered the little
star.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08

Not strange that the Huns destrO,
the trees on the French farms. 4
criminal doesn't like a tree.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08

1t is hard for some people to enter
any condition without looking for a
lCOphOle.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
K0NETCHY NOW 'OVER THERF,
Big First Baseman Of Boston Rr,v..
Declares Intention Of Joining
Uncle Sans Game.

Another big league baseball star has
announced his retirement from the
Game until the Boches are whipped and
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08

when the breeze blows off a mans
hat, he blames the hat, not the shape
of his head.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08

Never underestimate uuiet no,
"A great ship at anchor seems a helm
less thing
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08

MS intention of becoming one of Uncle
Sans 100000 "over there" He IS
fddle konetchy. first baseman of the
Boston Braves.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08

Money Is always satisfactory tray
cling companion.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08

Why borrow a part of tomorrow to
fiji out tonisht's sleep?
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08
Joe Shugrue.

Benny Leonard in four rounds, while
'he present lightweight champion was
on his way to the top.
Jackson County journal., 1918-11-08

how IT. feels when the Eans are trvinp
10 PICK you off. 1t Sure is q great
sensation-that of being fired at bv
some one you know means It."
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1918-03-30
DENTISTS IDEA OF HUMOR
Seems Mean to Invite Man to Lunch
and Then Fix Him SO He
Can't Eat.

1t was noon when we dropped into
the dentists Office. The doctor greeted
Us cordially as we fell into his chair
and prepared TO submit ourselves to
torture.
There was the usual clatter OF In
struments on the white tray rs we
opened our jaws and the dentist peer
cd into them. This time his object OF
attention was the cavity from which
he had recently extracted tooth.
"What are you going to do after /
get through" said the doctor mildly.
Between his fist and his mirror we
blurted out something about lunch.
go to lunch with me, will yOuf"
We nodded our assent and then II
happened Something that felt as big
as a crowbar Is aud was as sharp as n
new safety razor blade Is supposed to
be went up into the roof of our mouth.
When we landed down again on the
chair and the pain had eased Off n
trine we started to laugh.
You're good" we exclaimed. "IN-
vite man to lunch. and then fix him
20 he can't cat."-Detroit Free Press.