Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-12-26

L assure you there Chropractors attend
ing them. Although the Chropracors did offer their service
GRATIS to the until the epidemic put
der control but were not given the opportunity to show what
As said before sign death certificates in
the five have pracced Chropactc in Audubon county
the NJ DIS have signed two for Pretty poor record don't
you think?
But you all knew about it when they did, because they
had to hold inquest at each and publish in the paper
Don't it beat all what petty jealousy will wonder
if these chaps really because it has been the topic of
conversation among the people in the past three months that
Wonder they could not stand the any longer and
suppose they thought by holding this particular up before
the of the public the public might past it and
the plumbers and failures they have been making.
is aughabe how reported by doctors that people
Gray and Audubon about to MOB'' me- Well, say if
you had been attending telephone in office would have
OF all the calls the phone. Certainly was mobbed
the phone all right But the conversation thing
like this "Heo Dr. Kingsbury's Officer Well, say, un
the DIS are getting jealous again. if you need
'Helo Chiropractors office' Say guess the needles
trying to get hide again. you need any help let
"Helo, Chropractor? Need any helpl I see the M
D are trying to make you trouble would think they would get
"Helo What the NJ DIS trying to do to your Must
be they jealous the having with these
Yes suppose they do not like have me take case
after they have given up You it very good
record for them if person gets we'll Chopactc ad
ustments after they have them up SO they
would not tell you the Chiropractor could your life
But as said before business is saving lives and
Do you know DOM mind good fight but like to have
e1w h on the f square You know Kaiser Bill tried to
sion will fail too if they adopt Kaiser s methods in
pelng the people to employ them in caring for the sick
The best way to do that to get the people WELL give
people what they for. If you fellows
scientific SC why not prove to the people by getting them well
II you VIII only get the people well they will not have any
for the Chropractor
But for goodness sake be the square. Don't be like
bunch OF sore headed Pill Pedders State The peo
pie know when gets square deal They are not fools
They know why you fellows want get rid of But as
do and will have to quit
But just so long you fail to get the people WELL they
are gong to employ the Chropracor because they results
You ought to know by this time that when you pull off
such stunts as the above clipping from the Advocate you only
cause people to compare record with mine and certainly
HOW ABOUT YOU?
But don't pull off any of these advertising
stunts for because III have assistant you
My business always does increase after you pull off
get chance to sleep SO remember and be little easy
on me Although you have tried for five years drive out
of Audubon and failed may have decided to WORK
DEATH, and get rid of me that way.
TO give you an idea of what you have been enough
to do made 90 calls i'll the country from 200 December
l4h to 900 December 22nd adjusting from five
patients each call Now, aren't you ashamed of yourselves?
Did say sleep? Oh, didn't try to do that al
most of the belief now, that sleeping is only habit
No, there were no inquests held during that time Be
cause was first called Yes first the job No Pill Ped
No. You see have get them well because I don't
know how to Sign Il death certificate
have all the respect in the world for the medical pro
iesson But somehow, it's rather peculiar thing about
M ii you just whenever their
why everything to be quiet funeral is held
erything goes on just as smooth as clock works
But, If person took ChrOpracic adjustments
in their life and die ten aerwa do you know those NJ
Ds to hold sort of celebration Kckapoo Indian Pow
Wow, or War Dance
OF course they don't kill and it. But |
the only they don't because well maybe the
relatives of the dead man wouldn't pay for
travagance.
But anyway the M. DIS. have a lot of fun these war
dances
OF course they don't wear paint and feathers and all
that But they just Ga wise ook You that don't
cost them anything.
And another funny thing about those Pow Vows, the NJ
Ds always get paid for holding Yes, they invite
the big CHIEFS, and usually the chief beats the drum
You say how much do they get? Oh, l don't know,
most anybody that paid for will tell that is
rather expensive affair Because they the limit and
every dollar in sight.
No, don't know if there any frewaer at
Pow Vows not But do know they sometimes get pretty
oh don't know what would call it. Crazy guess Any
how they get anxious to cut something up and still don
to hurt anybody they just cut the dead up Yes they
ask pay for that too, and get it.
think though they do that to enlarge their brain
head little NJ Ds have attended several of