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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21

WANTED - First-cl1ss machinists and
meu with shop experience; also labor
ers Tor general factory labor; help keep
the men at the front supplied. Call.
Telephone OF write 90 our employment Of
nee and let US tell you what We have
open. best Of wages being Paid. Dodge
Mfg Co. Mishawaka. Ind. 2SdoS0
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21

FOR RENT-Large front sleeping room.
Modern cOnveniences, &24 5. Lafayette.
S6l5-23
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21
LOANS on PLAIN NOTES.

t1Es'Es*sSs3EtSIEE6E3ET1911gsti
8 LOAN COMPANIES
4 Llsteu aDuer th,s heading are mem
berH pL t4dlana Association Of Loan I
) Broke. .. JeaIRgs with any Of these :
) are gue. a-tsod - me Associations. !
S$S55SSSSsSSSS45&S3Sss.39ss8SS
SSS|SSSSSssSSSSSSSSSSySSSSsSSSS
LOANS ON
> FUkNILUhk AM LIVE STOCK !
) No difference WHERE you have !
1ad d loan. VI Mat yOu want the )
. AONE1 Tor
5 CALI AND SEE Us !
Our business IL conducted On the !
theory Jnat right treatment Eeeps >
lie UuslneSs growing. !
IOANo EsOA a. 10 SO ,
eau We paiu DAOA al mOuLuly an :
) sL.lIIuenLs, I.Vm 4 ~ - DOBtls. J
; pIus SsS lercen' Interest on a. >
pald D-lAnces- :
KEAEAIBER
There y NJ CnAh0E Tor our >
. service not even interest ln ad- ,
s vance. Get AZ LOuCh NLtl Ne " ,
LELEFnONE Oh LEIIER >
: Home Phone 0IOO. Bell Phone ills )
SkCLkI1A LIAM ~. !
ROOm IL, 4. ". w. r. Bug ,
OppUsIJe ApW StuueDaker bldg. :
Cor. ~ asnIIlStOn aad AAin- .
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsSasssSsEaSASs
CLEAN Up !
: ALL THOSE WINTER BILLS. :
II you iced 5000 or any .
: amount up 20 1S0LUU. se are NIlI- :
sing ~ Iend ~ aAd give yOa - !
: nlOnJns ~ pay az Dack, "a small :
ne Aake al loans on Furai- :
! ture, p4anOss lOrses. AaSOns. :
= etc, without removal
LegaI interest IN percent per !
4 mont. ~ Charge Tor making :
; 4Odn cash IA ful- !
OaA ana let Us explain Cur >
Licensed AID bonded u Tie :
! STATE
: PKOVIDENT LOAN CO.
= authorized CAPITA sJO,OOJl :
( 1yI =. Mich 81 Coz. NAg Ne !
over 10 Cl0thiers. )
\ south Bend. Ind )
: Home Phone 6075. Dell phone l35s )
= NE SILL 1hklE-E STAMPS )
S{s&34s9SsSss89ts!!{ttttI.tis.
4 PAY Us
IN
TIE SPRING
! Secure what money you need !
: now and We viii maze your nrst !
: payment fail due IN April % MAJ !
) after tie heavy expenses or via !
) ter are over
II you owe q number Of small ;
5 bill here is your chance 70 square !
! them W anu pay us nothing t0r
4 Two months OF more
& Loans o. HOUSEHOLD GOODS. !
s PIAAO. LIVE STUCK, FARM IN :
s PLEAEAIS, etc lOu get TIE J
) money today. No endorssE re-
5 CURED. Bell 14f5, Home OH. !
) STATE LOAN COMPANY. !
( Capital SJo.0Oo.O0. !
suite ), Merchants Bank Bldg :
s ~ >. Michigan 81, south Bead, :
Indiana
We SELL THklk-r STAMPS :
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
s REAEMBEh
q Dealings with any e above J
. companies are guaranteed ~ tie !
5 Indiana ABEOc4attSa-
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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21
AUTOS. MOTORCYCLES. BICYCLES.

Do you want to buy a Ford at the right
price? | have several Ford sutOmo-
biles, roadster and touring cars. taken
in on real estate deals, 1916 and 1917
models all in first class condition.
Prices from $3.50 10 $3.50. Every machine
sells for $50 less than what IL is really
worth. Come early because they go fast.
All day Sunday up 10 4 80 p. m. or any
week day. 422 S. Chaplin st. II. 2. 1862.
Remember this number. I always have
bargains in Ford cars.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21

paper to clean. Home
phone 2929 SJI4-2S
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21

FOR SALE-Restaurant on W. Washing
ton. Reason for selling. leaving city.
122S w. Washington. Doing good bust
ness. SGO1-23.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21

PKOVIDENT LOAN CO.
authorized Capita SJO,UUOl
3JI =. Mich. 81 Cor. " - ne-
over 10 Cl0thiers.
south Bend. Ind
Home Phone 0095. Sell fhoRe laAo!
NE SILL LHRlE-f STAMPS
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21
OFFICE HELP.
PERSONALS

FOR SALEM BOOrda Of S17 s. Chaplin
ST. is running a dollar day sale. $1,000
worth Of general merchandise and shoes
for men, women. ladies and children will
be sold for 81 per pair. Everything In
stock Will be sold. Automobiles Will
run from the corner OF Olive and Wash
ingtOn SITS. % BOOrda's store free OF
charge Do not pay the driver. Sale goes
on from 80 "a. m. 20 5 30 p. m. IL will
be the biggest sale ever held in South
Bend. only 10 customers being allowed
in the store at one time ;SJ4O-22
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21
FARM LASDS.

FREE IMPORTATION on farmland
tracts investigated by the National
Catholic Organization for directing set
tiers Mention STATE in which inter
eSted CATHOLIC COLONIZATION
SOCIETY. 4. = A, 2037 ASHLAND
BLOCK. CHICAGO. 36O9-21
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21

WANT ADS 81 &; 81


WANTED PRINTER-Set factory forms
handle Gordon and Pony cylinder Pri-
dress Printer" care News-Times
3JSi u
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21

FOR RENT-New broom, modern bun
galOw, TO be completed in about a
week. near Miami ST. car line, with gar
den space enough 10 raise all your vege-
tables, for S25 a month. Whitcomb e
Keller. Farmers Trust Bldg 3JO4-t II.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21

WANTED-MEN To co To THE PR
MARIES. MAY Z. AND VOTE FOR Al
BERT TELISON, DEMOCRATIC CAN
DIDATE FOR COUNTY CLERK. Ny
NUMBER Is 9-B.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21
FURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-Modcrn. furnished rooms
at 112 L. Marion Bell 27T5. 3574-21
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

FOR RENT-Four- room fat Adults
only. Inquire so Columbia. 346l-2l
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.
SpAnE RIGHTS

The only machine Of its kind
The ATVrRACHOGRAPH the only au
tomato daylight moving picture machine
OF its kind Shows all moving pictures
m daytime as well as night with any
standard film. Requires no operator, no
booth, no screen. Connects 10 an Ordin-
airy electric light socket Passed by the
National Board OF Fire Underwriters.
Jsed for Theater. Advertising show win
dow demonstrating, conventions, homes.
ct. VIII soon be doing business
throughout the world, strictly high
class. Requires 5000 capital and good
references for initial outfit and state
rights. Ready for delivery now Attract
ograph Co, 20 W. And st. New York.
3J99-H
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21

FOR RENT-Storeroom on ground floor.
suitable for storage. or light manufac-
turing. Inquire AS s. Franklin st
2O6o-H
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21
HORSES. WAGONS. CARRIAGEs.
POULTRY.
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS.

$50 buys my beautiful $40 photograph
and records jewel points Used three
months Will ship G. q. D. without de-
poSit and allow inspection Write
Schmukier 3S4i W. 18th St, Chicago.
3Jt3-2i
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21
AN 0PP0RTUNlI
MR. SIEPHIENSUN

AT NEWS TIMES OFFICE.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21

WANTED-To hear from owner OF good
business for sale. State cash price. full
particulars. u. F.. Bush, Minneapolis,
MINI. 1921
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21
FOR RENT-FLATS

FOR RENT Strictly modern furnished
room housekeeping apartment 10 re-
spOnsible parties. Inquire at 100 +. JEFF
ferSOn Blvd. S52J-21
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21

HEMSTITCHING.
I am prepared 20 do all kinds OF hem
stitching at my home 7J1 y Scott ST.
or leave work at SpirO's Boys dept. Mrs
Paul H. BerOth. 34S7-2l.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-07-24

creating new organizations of their
own, we must ourselves be assured
that each State Council is promoting
throughout its State an organization
of Community Councils which will
ult ..mately reach the most remote citi-
zen and make him part of the Coun-
CT, of Defense system.
"Such Community Councils cannot
be created by appointment. The
whole community must be aroused
and moulded into war organization.
In a sense, your work of Community
Council organization can never be
completed. You are dealing with a
dynamic element that needs constant
attention.
Gin order that the mobilizat.o on Of
the nation for the war can be rapidly
and effectively accomplished, and in
order that the State Council of De-
tense system may become the back
bone of our modified nation, the
Council of National Defense urges
each State Council of Defense to:
81. Make the Community Coun-
Gil organization of its State one
hundred-per-cent organization, both
in the number of community organi-
cations and in the number of citizens
reached. Do not stop your first drive
until you can honestly report that
this has been accomplished.
"2. Remember that your task only
begins with tn ecreation Of a com
plete system of Local Councils. You
have the responsibility of keeping the
councils interest, of preventing a re
lapse into inertia after the first ex-
element of organizing. BY telling
them the result of efficient commun-
ity work on a big scale, by setting
new tasks, and citing the achieve
ments of other local councils, keep
your Community Councils on their
mettle. Keep them constantly fit to
put over every war activity you may
ask or that the nation may require;
and by keeping them fit, maintain the
war morale of the country.
every truly yours,
"ARTHUR H. FLEMING,
"Chief of Section"
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-07-24
TOBACCO FOR SOLDIERS.

The War Department authorizes
the following:
Brig. Gen. R. E. Wood, Acting
Quartermaster General, has author
lied the Chief Quartermaster of the
Expeditionary Forces to sell to the
Young Mems Christian Association
tobacco, cigarettes and cigars from
the subsistence stores at the same
prices as those charged by the Quar-
termaster Corps to the men in the
Army abroad.
This action has been taken so as to
place the Y. M. c. A. in a position to
resell to the men in the Army t6bac-
co, cigarettes and cigars at the same
prices as charged the men by the
Quartermaster Corps. Smoking ma
terials are sold to the men by the
Quartermaster Corps at cost without
the addition of freight charges.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-07-24

There have been numerous
OF the waste of food in army CAM.
Numbers of these have been imp. nps
gated and found to be false D.
Gently woman living at Port Tow
send, Wash, wrote to the Foo,
mmistratlon to complain of the wss..
at three army posts on the pao;s
coast. She said that she had v;.;. , :,
one post on Puget Sound where Lazy
slices of bread We're "delibe,..as,'
DESTROYED by the simple expedient :,
dumping them over the dock into ~. !.
water" She had learned that ".h. ~''
entire pgs' heads had been tbro-.
out, and sufficient cooked r;co ~. -
gathered by one man to raise seva,.,
pigs, while probably all the 49,.
kitchens throw out each day SNIFF
lent white bread to constitute ono =.
the chief foods for substantial, so., !.
OF pigs or chickens"
The War Department invest;o...,
and found that her statements b.s
no basis except "her unsunno,..s
testimony that she saw two loaf ena.
several slices of toast and COW.
orange peel in the water under -.
wharf at Fort Flagler. Every otbe,
statement proved to be based ~
some form of rumor or hearSor.
which she was unable to snhst.n.;
ate There was no wasting of food
IN the camps.
A similar charge, equally detailed
and explicit, was made against
navy encampment in California II.
man who made it assisted in an Of.
hclal investigation by the Bureau If
Navigation and retracted his charoo.
IN consequence. 81 found" he wrota
that the management seemed to Ia
exceptionally good and the econom,
as marked as possible. The waste |.
seemingly only about half of what
we find in the average large hotel Or
rstaurant."
The board reported that either III.
complainant had been "extremelv
gullble or had been the victim Of !
rumor, the insidiousness of which
savors most strongly of German
propaganda, maliciorsly calculated
to destroy confidence in the govern.
ment."
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-07-24
Intelligent And Constant
Advertising Overcame
A Nationwide
Prejudice
The Player-Piano Was Ridicul-
ed By Professional Musicians
For Years-Publicity Ed
ucated Public
From New Orleans Item.)

IRON New orleans lteH.)
How advertising popular.zed the
player-piano, overcoming the pre-
JUDGE agains the player-piano is one
of the notable achievements of ad-
vertislng.
True, the player piano was backed
by artistic worth and splendid pos
sibilities, but professional musicians
so ridiculed it that for time its prog
ress seemingly hung in the balance.
mechanical music" their caustic
criticism, was tremendous obstacle
to curmount.
With abiding faith in the instru-
ment that made possible the rendition
of Chopin's compositions that Chopin
himself could not play, the manu-
facturers conducted an extensive
campaign of education in both maya
zines and newspapers.
The magazine publicity piqued the
national curiosity. The dealer over
his own signature in a newspaper ad
confirmed the character ami quality
of the player piano and the public
was assured. But not until the deal
er through newspaper advertising,
invited those who would try the de-
vice to come to his store, VS. The sale
fus lly contaminated. 1t was q long
fight for public confidence, for dealer
support and dealer cooperation.
Some goods may be sold direct,
while others must be sold by way of
the confidence route-through well
thought out and well prepared pub
licity.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-07-24
Federal Government Is
Relying On State Coun-
Gil OF Defense To Con-
duct War Programs
Make The Community Council
A One Hundred Percent Or
ganizati0n In Number OF
Citizens Reached

Baton Rouge, La, July 23.-That
war work in Louisiana may not be
duplicated, and that more team work
can be relied upon with view of
accomplishing and expediting all re-
quests made by the War Department,
Council of National Defense, War
Industries Board, an dother federal
organizations N Washington, Mr.. Ar
thur H. Fleming, Chief of Section
of the Council of National Defense,
has addressed the following to John
Marshall, secretary of the Louisiana
Council of Defense, asking that the
widest publicity be given to this let
ter:
'The Federal Government is rely
ing more and more upon the
State Councils of Defense system
to conduct the war programs in the
States, and to maintain the morale Of
all citizens under the strain of the
war. To large extent, this reliance
is based upon the Community Councils
of Defense, and this reliance viii
prove justified exactly in proportion
to the effectiveness of the Commun-
ity Council organization. In this
great international contest of re-
sources, it is the reaction of the in
dividual that determines the result,
and on which in the last analysis
hangs the fate Of the world. In our
system it is the Community Council
that best reaches the individual and,
by translating the message of the
Federal Government into prompt and
thorough action, makes our national
resources the determining factor for
victory.
"The various Federal Departments
and War Administrations turn to US
to enlist the State Councils in spe-
cific war tasks. Their appeal is most
often based upon the service which
the Community Councils alone can
render. In order that we may con-
sistently assure them of this service
and ask them to utilize it instead of
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-07-24

To have the pains and aches Of /
bad back removed-to be entirelv
free from annoying, dangerous, ur;.
nary disorders, is enough to MAKE
any kidney sufferer grateful. The
following advice of one who has suf.
Tered will prove helpful to hun
dreds of Morgan City readers.
Mrs. J. FahrenhoA Third st.,
says: Il am always ready to speak
good word for Doan's Kidney
Pills. l have taken them on several
occasions when my kidneys were out
OF order and my back felt weak and
lame and it only required a few dos
es to give me relief. / am satisfied
there is no better medicine than
Doan's Kidney Pills for this trouble.
am glad to confirm the statement
/ made in 1914"
Price 60c at al dealers Don't
simply ask for kidney ,remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mrs. Fahrenheit had. Foster-Mil.
burn Co., Mfgrs. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-07-24
SECRETARY OF NAVY COM
MENDS TWO MEN FOR BRAVE
CONDUCT

Secretary Daniels has commended
Thomas Olsen, chief boatswain's
mate, formerly on board the U. S.
Wakiva, for the GOODNESS, initiative
and resourcefulness he displayed at
the time of the collision which re-
suited in the sinking of the Wakiva
May %.
The commanding officer reported
that Olsen took a prominent part in
rigging out the motor boats, getting
men out from below, getting boats
lowered and cleared, and that he
stayed on board until everyone else
was off the ship. Olsen enlisted at
New York, N. Y, December II,
1915; wife, Mrs. Matilda Olsen,
Brooklyn, N. Y.
Secretary Daniels also has com.
mended Ensign Elwood L. Houtz,
United States Naval Reserve Force
for his presence of mind and bravery
while serving on the U. S. S. Corsair
as coxswain, December IT. 1917.
During heavy storm on that day
two depth charges were washed over
board. Houtz discovered depth
charge cable leading down into the
lazaretto. Knowing that if a charge
was rolling around balow deck it
might explode at any moment, he
gripped the cable and followed il
until he found the explosive.
Houtz enlisted at New York Anr;1
3, 1917, giving as his next of kin
1ather, Daniel Daily Houtz, Salt Lake
City, Utah.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-07-24
SOME FUNNY BREAKS.

A newspaper man has made the fol
lowing collection of freaks in adver
Using and shows what the misplac
ing or omission Of a word or comma
does for sentence:
Wanted-A boy who can open oys
tiers with a reference.
'Wanted-A furnished room by 8
lady about Is feet square.
For Sale-A farm by an old gentle
man with outbuildings.
For Sale-A cottage by gentle
man with a bay window.
Wanted-A cow by an old lady
with crumpled horns.
For Sale-A nice mattress by al
old lady full Of feathers.
For Sale-A parlor suite b. al
old lady stuffed with hair.
Wanted-A boy to be partly inside
and partly outside the counter.
Wasted-A nice young man to run
a pool room out Of town.
WaHted-A room by gentleman
with double doors.
Wanted-A man to take care of
horses who can speak German.
Wanted A furnished room by an
old lady with electric lights.
Wanted-A room by a young gen.
tleman with both kinds Of gas.
For Sale-A mice large dog, will
eat anything, very fond of children.
Wanted-A room for two young
gentlemen about 80 feet long and 20
feet broad.
Wanted-Ladies to sew buttons on
second story of Smith & Brown build
ing.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-07-24
WANTED-25,O 900 WOMEN TO EN-
ROLL IN THE UNITED STATES
STUDENT NURSE RESERVE.

Every woman in Louisiana be-
tween the ages of nineteen and thirty
five will be given an opportunity to
enlist for war-work during the fort
night beginning July 20. he war is
creating an unprecedented demand
for trained nurses. Only those who
have taken the full training course
are eligible for service with our forces
overseas. Every young woman who
enrolls in the United tSates Student
Reserve is releasing nurse for serv-
ice at the front.
The following letter just received
from the Council of National Defense
by Sc cretary John Marshall of tbs
Staet Council of Defense, gives full
information regardin gthis matter:
To the Several State Councils of
Defense:
The Woman's Committee of the
Council of National Defense in CO.
operation with the Nursing Commit
tee of the Council, the American Red
Cross, the Surgeon Genera lof the
Army, and the Surgeon General Of
the Public Health Service will have
charge of campaign, during the
fortnight beginning July 20, to en-
roll twenty five thousand young wo-
men between the ages of nineteen
and thirty-five in what is to be called
the United States Student Nurse Re-
serve.
he enrolment will be conducted
throughout the country by the State
Divisions and local units of the Wo-
mans Committee, who have already
been given their preliminary direc-
tons from Washington. A copy Of
the bulletin to the Woman's Commit
tee is enclosed for pour information.
The national Importance Of this
campaign is clear in the following
statement in the general appeal
signed by DR.. Anna Howard Shss,
chairman Of the Woman's Commit
tee; by Surgeon General Gorgas Of
the army; by Surgeon General Rupert
Blue of the Public Health Service; by
Chairman H. P. Davidson of the War
Council of the American Red Cross,
and by DR.. Franklin Martin of the
General Medical Board of the Coun-
Gil of National Defense:
"There exists now an extreme
need for at least $4,000 women of
character, intelligence and education
to fill the gaps in our hospital stats
caused by the calling of many thou
sands of skilled nurses to the fighting
front.
"There is only one way to fill these
gaps; by keeping our hospital train
ing schools supplied with students,
Who are not only preparing for serv-
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-07-24

ice abroad and at home at the end of
their course and at the same time are
equpping themselves to earn their
living IN one of the noblest of pro-
LESSONS, but fir omthe very outset of
their course are serving their coun-
try as well as learning.
Those who register in this volun-
teer body will engage to hold them
selves in readiness until April l, 1919,
to be assigned to training schools in
civilian hospitals or to the Army
Nursing School and begin their
course of study and active student
nursing.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-07-24

State Fire Marshal Campbell says
tnat this country would do well to
ADOPT the safety, strike on the box
match as it is used universally
throughout Chile and we claim to be
more progressive than our South
American neighbors. We are yerv
much ahead Of our Mexican friends
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-07-24

Mrs. I. Greenwall and Mr..
Morris Greenwan were called to
New Orleans this morning ow-
ing to the serious illness of Mr..
I. Greenwall.
Mr.. I. L. Triche of St. Louis
is a business visitor here.
Misses Ruth Nc Gee, Eta and
Susie Howard, Mr.. and Mrs. j.
V. Robinson and family, Mr..
and Mrs. H. Rider, motored to
Charenton yesterday and spent
the day at the beach.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-07-24

FOR SALE-Library table, three
rocker, two dressers, magazine rack,
sofa, sewing machine, two beds and
mattresses, dining-room table, four
chairs, ice box, kitchen table, wood
and oil stoves, wash tubs, hammock
and swing, hen and chickens, etc.
Mrs. R. T. Morton. Phone 244.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-07-24

VINO nave a match with a head =.
each end of the stalk, but this j. ~
time we should not be satisfied i ont Oae
the happy medium" "i1h