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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
SCORED HEAVILY ON STACKER
Probably Dude viii Think Twice Be
fore He Again Attempts to Have
Fun With a Kiltie.

The following was overheard on o
street car one very cold day in winter
in a Canadian city. At corner the
car was boarded by husky soldier ir
the picturesque Highland uniform
the kits of which leave the knees bare
On the car was young dude still In
mufti, seated with his best girl. The
girl cast admiring glances at the at
tractively uniformed "Kiltie" much tc
the displeasure Of her Stacker escort
SO he endeavored to make fun Of the
uniform by remarking, 81 think that
outfit is most ridiculous. That fellows
knees look as if they were frozen"
The Kiltie overhearing the comment
glanced contemptuously at the dudes
civilian clothes, then scOrnfully re-
piled:
well, young fellow, it is sure
thing my knees aren't as cold as youl
feet"
The Stacker got off at the next stop
Canadian.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
Farmers Write Insurance.

Farmers cooperative fire insurance
companies to the number Of about q.
600 are now in existence. They have
about $5,3OO,OOO,OOO of insurance in
force. This means that the farmers
companies are now insurlng more than
two-fifths of all the insurable farm
property in the United States. The
average cost of insurance in these COM
panies is about 26 cents per hundred
dollars per year.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24

we'll and feel fine in the morning and
able 70 do my work. / gladly recon-
mend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound to make weak nerves
strong. - Mrs. ALBERT SuLTZE, 6O5
Olmstead St., Winona, MINI.
How often do we hear the expression
among women, 81 am so nervous, i can:
not Sleep" or "it seems as though l
should fy." Such women should profit
by Mrs. Sultze's experience and give
this famous root and herb remedy,
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, trial.
For forty years it has been overcom-
ing such serious conditions as displace-
ments, Inflammation, liberation, irreg'
ularities, periodic pains, backache, diz.
ziness, and nervous prostration OF
women, and is now considered the stan
dard remedy for such ailments.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24

for a cooperative organization should
be ascertalned in the preliminary sur
vey, as well as the amount of business
available, and the attitude Of the pea
pie in the community toward co-opera.
tive undertakings. The existing agen
cies which the proposed organization
intends to replace or supplement SHOULD
be studied to determine whether they
are rendering satisfactory service, and
information should be gathered rela'
tive to the outlets for the products to
be marketed and the sources of sup
plies to be purchased.
The department of agriculture is
glad to advise with communities desir-
ing to organize for cooperative under
takings.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
The Mothers View.

Are you sure that young man is
the sort you want to marry"
Yes, mother. Why do you ask?"
Because a young man of his age
ought to be wearing his country's uni
form today. If he isn't fit for his
cOuntry's army or navy, l should be
inclined to hold that he isn't fit for
Onr family, either"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
Allowed Bliss.

A friend overheard this on the street
ear:
'Maude doesn't look quite happy"
"She isn't"
"Why, she ought to be. She's got
beautiful new engagement ring and"
"Yes, but she hasn't found out how
mitch it cost yet"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
SHEEP OR Does-WHIcH?

Why don't you keep sheep on
your farm?
Afraid dogs will kill them!
Can't keep stray dogs and
sheep in the same county.
That means that the stray
sheep-killing dog must go, in
your neighborhood.
Pass a good dog law.-United
States Department Of Agricul-
ture.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
Keeplna Harness In Repair.

The tools and facilities required for
keeping harness in repair are compara-
lively simple and inexpensive. A con-
siderable portion Of the repair work
on harness can be performed by the
aid Of tools required for other pur-
poses, but there are few special de-
vices that are desirable.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
strateaem.

"What makes you begin to laugh as
soon as Bliggins starts one Of his fun
ny storlesG"
"It may make him talk faster so as
to get to the point before the 'augh
dies out"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24

"What do you think of the war
now?"
II don't know what to think"
"You don't?"
"No. l want to be one of those who
are standing firm in their faith of ul
innate victory, but every once in a
while l bump into one of our home
pessimists who is sure the worst is
going to happen, and he sets me wa.
vering.'
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
CHAPTER XVI.
A Fire and = Rescue.

~ HE journey back to Green's is"
land was uneventful. The sea
had calmed down enough so
that we shipped very little wa
ter. When we landed / was thankful
TO note that there were no lights in
the house. Apparently every one had
gone to bed for much needed rest.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24

nO bna
rest at mig h t..
would lie awake and
get so nervous l
would have TO get
up and walk around
and in the morning
would be all tired
out. ! read abous
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound and thought
! would try it. My
nervousness Boon
Iaft mn I slcau
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
Fruit Of Silence.

"Here is girl in Orange who kept
secret the fact she was married for
six months"
II dare say that particular Orange
girl didn't want any one to know she
was paired"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
civil servloe Examination,

Wife-How did Mr.. Billkins manage
to pass that examination which you
failed in?
Observation-Disclosures took his two lit
tie boys with him, and the boys coach
ed him. They had only left school a
few weeks.--Pearson's
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
Removes HatpIn Danger

Clipping the point from safety pin,
sliding the coil over hatpln and clos
ing the clasp over the point of the lat
ter will protect 1t from injuring u per.
son.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
Terrors of the Scottish Language.

TerForS OF the 0cottISn Language.
Housemaid in Glasgow's Hotel-Ye
Gamma gang in the bathroom the moo,
Sassenach-Why not?
Housemaid-There's a body in the
bath.-Punch.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
Mean.

81 shall never forgive him."
"What has he done now?'
"Here l an living every day on wal
time meals and last night he stayed
down town and ate large porterhouse
steak with three business friends"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
SIiuhted.

"CrimsOn Gulch doesn't seem the
same old place since you got rid Of
the Demon Rum"
ut isn't the same old place." re-
piled Broncho Bob. "The boys have
quieted down so that it isn't worth
while preachin' to 'em about reformin'
an they're gettfn' to feel downright
neglected"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
Summer Travel.

A man once took a holiday,
He worked like mad to get away;
And then was kept upon the rack
In terror of the journey back.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
PreIiminarY Survey.
LIVE .STOCK7'
t4f7Sf{0FEn "a

Individual cots will be found valu-
able for keeping the sows away from
other hogs at narrowing time.
To keep pigs from chilling, put down
a floor Of inch boards fiat on the con-
crete and nall a board crosswlse on top
ct either end. This lasts several years
ane 40 rats get under.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
WOMAN'S NERVES
MADE STRONG
By Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Winona, Minn. -" suffered for more
than year from nervousness, and was s
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24

With young colts moderate exercise
should be begun quite early, but full
service Of no kind should be required
until the animal is reasonably well ma
tured.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24

Too many mules and colts are stunt
ed the first winter. If they are worth
foallng they should be fed and cared
for If they are to be the most profta-
bIe
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24

Her Dad-NO, sir; won't have my
daughter tied down for life to stupid
fool.
Her Suitor-Then don't you think
you'd better let me take her off your
hands.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24

Feed and care for the mare at foal-
ing time.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-05-24
He Learned.

A doting father is BIZ Burn,
He's like lot more, by jing;
He paid a lot of coin TO learn
That his dear daughter cannot sing.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05
MORGAN CITY YOUTHS
ANSWERED CALL

The list Of youths between the ages OF
sixteen and twenty-one who registered
in Morgan City last Saturday for the
Bows Working Reserve has been com
pleted and the enrolment cards forward
ed to the chairman of the Parish Council
of Defense. The number Of boys who
responded TO the call will be surprise
to many Morgan Citians.
A grand total of 200 boys signed their
names 10 the registration cards. or TINS
Number 10 were white youths and ~
colored. The registration was i'll charge
Of Prof. Laws, principal Of the high
school. and was held at the school house.
In order to become members OF the
Bows Working Reserve, the boys SIMPLY
pledged themselves to work whenever pos
sible on farms, either at home or else
where.o or in essential occupations. Every
bow who enrolled is eligible to wear
uniform. He will not be permitted to
wear the insignia, however, as approved
hy the War Department, until he has
done a definite amount of work.
The War Department has under con-
sideration the question of providing a
certain amount Of physical training and
military drill in high schools throughout
the country, which have organized, or will
organize. units Of the B. w. R. There
should be such unit in every high school
in Louisiana and immediate attention Will
undoubtedly be given the matter.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05
THE MOST
CLOTHES SAVING

No organs of the human body are SO
important to health and long life as the
kidneys. When they slow up and com
mence to lag in their duties, look out
Danger is in sight.
Find out what the trouble is-without
delay. Whenever you feel nervous, weak,
dizzy, suffer from sleeplessness, or have
pains in the back or difficulty in. pass
ing urine-Wake up at once. Your kid
neys need help. These are signs to warn
you that your kidneys are not perform
ing their functions properly. They are
only half doing their work and are al
lowing impurities to accumulate and be
converted itno uric acid and other pois-
ons, which are causing you distress and
will destroy you unless they are driven
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05
Frances Yellow Book
Continued from Page One)

was the intention of Germany to
attack Russia and France singly
in conjunction with Austria.
Thanks to the rapidity of his
railway transport" so runs one
of the discriminating documents.
Germany calculates ITO throw
itself first on France and con-
quer her, and then to turn
against Russia" One cannot
rise from a perusal of these
state papers without the convic-
t ton that the war, so far as Ger
many was concerned, was ine-
vitable, that behind and under
lying everything was the menace
Iof German imperialism, and
that, even without a Dual AL
lance, Germany would have pur-
sued her aggressive policy to its
present logical conclusion. It is
conceivable that without an al
lance her task would have prov
ed the easier. She could have
attacked France without fear of
intervention by Russia, whilst
Russia, isolated and incapable of
rapid mobilization of her army
would have fallen a ready vic
tim to her INSCRIPTIONS military
plans. \
The German Chancellor, and
his aid and abetter, the Kol-
nische Zeitung. have, to say the
least, been "hoist" by their own
petard. "The German press de-
sired the revelations" exclaims
LIE Temps, in an editorial on the
Yellow Book, "and here they are,
but it s not for us that they
proved embarrassing" Those
words admirably sum up the 81
Ituation. The only regret that
one NAV feel with regard to the
state documents is that their
publication has been so long de-
layed. It is not at all unlikely,
however, that the nature of in
ternational relations, after the
war. will have undergone such
a profound change as to preclude
the possibilities of a diplomacy
which refuses to take the peo-
pies themselves moreI into its
cor fidence. The letters of the
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05
GIRLS! THICkEN AND BEAU,
THY YOUR HAIR AND
STOP DANDRUFF
Try this. Your hair gets wavy,
glossy and abundant
at once.

To he possessed of head of heavy,
beautiful hair; soft, lustrous, fluffy,
wavv and free from dandruff is mere
" a matter of using a little Danderine.
1t is easy and inexpensive to have
nice, soft hair and lots of it. just get
small bottle of Knowlton s Danderine
now for few cents-all drug stores
recommend it-apply a little as directed
and within ten minutes there will be an
appearance of abundance, freshness
fuffness and an incompatible gloss and
lustre, and try as you will You cannot
find trace of dandruff or falling hair;
but your real surprise will be after about
two weeks use, when you will see new
hair-fne and downy at frst-yes-but
really new hair-sprouting out all over
your scalp-Danderine is, we believe, the
only sure hair grower, destroyer of dand-
ruff and cure for itchy scalp and it never
fails to stop falling hair at once.
If you want to prove how pretty and
soft your hair really is, moisten a cloth
with a little Danderine and carefully
draw it through your hair-taking one
small strand at time. Your hair will
be soft, glossy and beautiful in just a
few moments-a delightful surprise
awaits everyone who tries this.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

The Stars and Stripes, the official
newspaper published by the soldiers of
the American Expeditionary Forces in
France, says editorially about the enemy
peace offensive:
''Let the weak hearted who are dream
ing of compromise; let the pacifsts who
are talking a peace by agreement; let
the sideliners who have had enough of
war; let the secretly inclined pro-Ger-
mans who think this war should end with
out decision-iet them one and all
know once and for all that for the Amer
lean Expeditionary Force there is no
such word as Peace with the Huns I'M
beaten. The man who talks of peace to-
day, except through victory, is traitor. -
The enemy peace offensive is likened
to the action of German machine gun
crews in the Vesle fighting, when they
fought and killed Americans until they
were surrounded, then shouted "Kame-
rad
The mothers of the American soldiers
in France want the same peace their sons
demand All the courage Of the ancient
Spartan mother is in the hearts of the
women of America.
The object of the Fourth Liberty Loan
is to bring that peace-a just peace, a
righteous peace, an American peace.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05
DANGEROUS DISEASE

from your system.
Get some GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil
Capsules at once. They are an old, tried
preparation used all over the world for
centuries. They contain only old-fasil-
toned, soothing oils combined with
strength giving and system-cleansing
herbs, well known and used by physi-
clans in their daily practice. GOLD
MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules are i'm
ported direct from the laboratories in
Holland. They are convenient to take,
and will either give prompt relief or your
money will be refunded. Ask for them at
any drug store, but be sure to get the
original imported GOLD MEDAL brand.
Accept no substitutes. In sealed pack
ages. Three sizes.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Atlanta, Ca, Sept. 30.-An expert
fenced theatrical manager from New
York, who watched the organization of
the speakers ON board the two Liberty
Loan special exhibit trains leaving here
Saturday for a three weeks tour, ex-
pressed surprise at the "talent" found
in Camp Gordon among the enlisted men.
"You couldn't sign that outfit for
vaudeville for less than $4,000 a week, -
he said, "and you're getting it three
weeks for nothing The soldiers on the
trains include singer, formerly of the
Metropolitan Opera Company; famous
Keith circuit vaudeville stars; a rope
thrower who drew big salary in Wild
West Shows, and the world s champion
accordionist.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05
Important Notice

Due TO the existence Of Spanish influ
enza in the immediate vicinity, the pub
lie is warned to keep away from public
gatherings as much as possible.
Every supposedly simple ease of cold
developing into fever should be attend
ed to at once by a physician. The patient
should also be isolated Immediately.
These are precautionary measures
which should be strictly observed to safe.
guard the health of this community
Make it impossible for an epidemic to
take root in Morgan City.
BOARD OF HEALTH,
c. C. de GRAvELLES, M. D.,
President
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Atlanta, Sept. 30.-Wherever Ring
ling s big circus gives parade or show
in the South within the three weeks of
the Liberty Loan Campaign, the circus
elephants will be plastered with big Lib
erty Loan posters, and the interior of the
tents will be adorned with them.
The first appearance of the elephants
with the posters took place in Atlanta
this week.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Back of the trenches of France run
our rear-lne trenches of America. In
them every one of us is soldier on duty.
The Liberty Loan is service in which
every man, woman and child may take
part. Children may carry the creed of
patriotism into their own homes. Be-
cause of this influence child may help
sell Liberty Bonds. | hereby appoint
every child of school age in the United
States soldier of the Liberty Loan
TT. G. McAdoo. 4 a
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Mr.. and Mrs. Earl s. Barnett and
family have moved into the Foster
House, recently vacated by Mr.. l.. o.
reeot. Mr.. and Mrs. E.. c. Taylor have
moved into the house from which the
Barnetts moved out and which Mr.. Tay-
lor recently purchased from Mr.. George
Palfrey. Mr. and Mrs. L. M. Folse and
child have moved into the house vacated
by the Taylors, which belongs to Miss
Caro- Lyman.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Yellow Book bring it home in
most pointed fashion that for
years Europe was virtually set
ting upon a gun barrel without
the knowledge Of the circum-
stance getting much beyond the
chanceIleries.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

When the chest feels on fire and the
throat burns, you have indigestion and
you need HERBINE to get rid of the
disagreeable feeling. It drives out bad
ly digested food, strengthens the stom-
ach and purifes the bowels. Sold by
Belanger Drug Co. !.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

During the week the special flying
squadron of the Army Y. M. c. A. was
working in the tent and stable area
among the recruits last July at Camp
Pike, Arkansas; it wrapped 5,382 pack
ages of clothing and sold $2,115 worth
of stamps. This service is great help
to the recruits just entering camp from
civilian life.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05
WANT ADS And No1Icys

II YOU HAVE WORK non
CLASSIFIED AD tn J M FOR A
work under way nro,n.+1 get tia.
son for whom vour ma~. s Inc per
intended IS probably IooI7r, may "a be
now. + Your message is da5, lof it
may be that this person will rs,ss- It
to ono somewhat ike it, a,a es y,
yours appears it may not find 14sa
once, another person to mh u' at
would mean lust the same thir,.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05
Notice

There will be a Special meet.
ing of Doric Lodge No. 2O5 F.
& A. NJ. Sunday afternoon at
2:3O o'clock October 6, 1918.
Work in the E. A. & F. c. All
NJ. Nj. welcome.
BY order of
|. w. PADDOCK WIN.
G.. A. BIBBINS Sec.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

ALL KINDS Of building material.
priced on a quality basis Brick
lime, sand cement. gravel, fue lin
ing, paints, nails and builders hard
ware. Phone II and get our prices
JOHN DALTON COMPANY.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Mesrs. Roy Hebert and Allen Robi,
cheaux left today to enter the South
western Army Training Camp at La,
fayette.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Mr.. A. H. Rentrop, ST., left for New
Orleans Wednesday, accompanied by his
daughter, Mrs. A. j. Mahony. Mr.. Rent
rop will have his eyes operated on.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05
Amelia Notes

Mrs. P. D. Schwing has returned home
after spending some time in New Orleans
with her husband.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Mr.. Harrison Packard is home from
Sulphur, La, where he has been for 6
few weeks working with the Western
Union Company.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

The Brownell-Drews pullboat, which ha:
bean pulling logs in Bayou l'Ours, left
Wednesday for Bayou Felix.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Mrs. S. E lis went to New Orleans thi
week to undergo an operation.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05
Flashes From The
Parish Seat

Mr.. William Frere, cashier Of the st.
Mary Bank and Trust Company OF
franklin, has been accepted at Lafay'
site Industrial in the s. A. T. Z. and
left Friday night for Lafayette.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Miss Rebeeca Marques, daughter of
Mrs. Marques of Morgan City, and Mr..
Robert Aucoin of Amelia were quietly
married Wednesday evening at Morgan
City by Rev. A Souby.
"TWIN SISTERS.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Mr.. G. NJ. Smith and Misses Edwina
and Thelma Longberry visited Mr.. anf
Mrs. Dellucky and family Sunday
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Messrs Alexander and Holmes of the
State Board of Conservation visited
Franklin Thursday.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Mr.. and Mrs. FL. T. Prague and sons
were the guests of Mrs. Dupuis Saturday.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Miss Rosa Rentrop has accepted ;
position as cane weigher at Chene
Wharf.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

ST. Mary parish has been called upon
10 furnish five men for the Tulane Uni
versity, auto-mechanic eourte, October
"a, 1918.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Every subscriber to the Liberty Loan
helped to send them there
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

FOR JITNEY, day service, prompt,
courteous and efficient, call J. 4.
Rider. Phone 267.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Morgan City Review delivered to
POUR home 40c a month.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Mr.. Rene H. Himel expects to leave
Sunday for Jefferson College to enter
the s. A. T. c., taking the post graduate
course.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

The sheriff's office picked up young
tramp in soldiers uniform and is hold
ing him for Identification.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-05

Mr.. Daniel Jeffrey's Of New Iberia
was a business visitor here Friday morn
ing.