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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1918-03-01
THE KAISER'S DREAM

There's story Pm told, though strange may itseem,
How the great Kaiser Bill, had a wonderful dream,
He dreaming of Allies, as he lay in his bed
When his dream switched about and he dreamed he
dead.
In a very fine coffin, he lying in state,
And thousands there, but mourned his fate,
His soul buzzcd about, and he found to his cost
That he and his soldiers doomed to be lost
He wouldn't believe it, so to Heaven went straight
Arrived at the portals: knocked loud at the gate
"IIey! Peter, get busy; quick open the door,
See who's here, it's the Kaiser make everything roar
Beat the drums blow the horns have swell banquet made
Tell Gott have come and Wen have a.parade"
Saint Peter looked out then voice loud and clear,
Said, "Try down below, Bill you can't get in here"
"Tut, tut" said the Kaiser "you're awfuy uncivil,
And don't probably know Pm friend Of the Devil.
And I'm going with pleasure so he started to 90,
whistlng like bazes to make a big show
When he to hells door he filed with dsmay,
For while waiting outside DER heard Satan say;
'I.ook here, boys, take notice, give you all warning
I'm expecting the Kaiser down here in the morning,
But don't let him in, he'll start missing about,
Give him the hal hal and kick him right out.
"Oh Satan dear friend" the Kaiser then cried,
Excuse for listening while waiting outside,
hut please let in for where else can go?'
"Indeed" said the Devil, "Im I'D if know"
Zach, please let me in, for Pm feeling quite cold,
And if you want money I've plenty of gold
Let sit in corner, matter how hot
mix! Nein!" said the Devil, most certainly not,
You can't gain admittance by your offer of pelf,
Here sdpher and matches, make hell Tor yourself,
Don't skimp them freely for by Bonner and Blitz,
Tve plenty more left for the Sultan and Fritz
From his troublesome sleep Bill awoke in sweat,
And said that's a dream shall never forget
That won't go to heaven know very well,
But never believed I'd be kicked out of hell
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1918-03-01
NOTICE.

The regular annual meeting of the
stockholders of the Cedar City Coop.
NJ. & NJ. |. will be held in the Com
panys store on Monday, March II,
1918, at 1880 p. m. to hear the Secre-
tary's report, to elect new officers and
conduct such other business as may
come before the meeting. A gooG
representation of stock is desired.
S. w. Leigh
Secy-Treas
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1918-03-01
WANTED.

WANTED--A competent and ener-
getic man to sell Accident and Health
Insurance, in your community. Will
help you to get started. Inquire t. A.
Robertson, 526 Newhousc Bldg, Salt
Lake City.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1918-03-01

Milton Uric of this city and Miss
Ruth Gottfredson of Salina were mar
ried in the Manti Temple February
goth. They came home Saturday and
were given family dinner at the
Uric home, and Tuesday night very
pleasant evening party was rendered
them at the home of the groom's par
ents
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1918-03-01

his arduous labors. He also said:
Greater love hath no man than he
that layeth down his life for his
friends"
Shall we prove ourselves to be "Sa-
viors upon Mount Zion or Judases
and be cast out?
| remain MS ever,
ELDER WILLIAM G.. pLATT.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1918-03-01
LOST, FOUND, ETC.

FOUND-A bay 2-year-old horse:
strip in face and white feet; no
brands visible. Has been shot with
shotgun. Owner may recover by pay
ing expenses. w. Brown, Sahara,
Utah.-Adv.-2-15 81.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1918-03-01
PROBATE AND GUARD
IANSHIP NOTICES
Consult the County Clerk or the Re
spective SiGners for Further
Information.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

Estate of William H. Cory, Deceasea
Creditors viii present claims with
vouchers to the undersigned at her
residence or through the mails, a.
Cedar City, Utah, on or before Tues
day, April 10th, 1918.
ELIZABETH l.. CORY,
Administrators.
Edmond II. Ryan, attorney for Ad-
ministratriX.
First Feb. 15-Last Mar. g, 1879
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1918-03-01

40 acres of land, all ready to plant.
200 Navajo ewes, lamb In April, price
$40 per head. 900 Mexican ewes and
lambs, $3.50 each. 1900 goats, $500
per head; kids 90 free-a snap.
Don't forget the new invention, the
Water Oxydizer and Purifier; its a
success. Call for demonstration.
d. Nj. CLARK
Adv.-lw. pd.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1918-03-01
CLASSIFIED ADVS.
FOR SALE---REAL ESTATE

HOUSE AND LOT, ALSO 40 ACRES
improved land with high water
right. VIM w. Flanagan, Cedar City.
3-1-3w-pd.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08
LOCAL TELEGRAPHERS
CONFIRM ORDER THAT
CANCELS WIRE STRIKE

Local locked out telegraphers con
flrrncd announcements that the wire
strike had been called off by long
distance telephone communication
with President s, ]. konenkamp
Sunday night The union members
had assembled at the Labor temple
for final strike instructions.
That railroad telegraphers stand
ready TO back up the union com
merclal wire men was evidenced by
the large number OF members of the
brotherhood OF Railroad Telegraph
ers who were on hand Mt the strike
meeting. They arc pledged not TO
handle commercial messages at hun
drcds OF points. II the strike Is car
riod out
l. N. Miller. district Western
Union superintendent. issued state
nent Sunday denying reports that
he and Western Union officials had
dincd with union officers at the But
Ter Saturday night.
I'VE were Mt separate tables" nc
said.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08
CONVENTION IS
HELD ON SHIP

The steamer President will pull
away from Pier u at 10 IA m. Tues
day. with all delegates To the Wash
ington State Pharmaceutical ansocia'
ton convention aboard. The entire
convention will be held on board the
ship as II cruises about Puget sound
for three days.
= Tuesday noon the boat will arrive
IN Tacoma and lie In port while the
party drives 10 Camp Lewis. return
ing at 40 p. IN. The President will
pull out at p. m. dinner will be
served at and IA business session
held Mt =. "wednesday from $50 IN
III noon the business session will
continue. Arriving In Vancouver. u.
c.. all hands will have luncheon
aboard. then go for n drive thru
Stanley park. The boat will leave
at II y. IN. Friday final convention
sessions will be held.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08

are In our barns and you need them.
you may take them and Us. them.
paying fair rental therefor We
want the same right u you have any
idle cars In your barns.
School Hours
The public utilities department OF
Seattle will assi~, in every manner in
staggering school and shopping
hours In order to relieve traffic con.
geston.
F1v~C~nt Faro
Tho city Of Seattle win agree tina,
all passengers on your cars must
pay scent fare. We will not take
advantage during tho war Of the
clause In your franchise whereby
you must sell <-cens tickets. We
will also agree that you will be al
lowed 60 charge ! cent extra foe
transfers. II 10 understood. how.
ever, that this shall not apply TO
lines such as tn. Madrona line.
which IL transferred from James
street. or the Madison line. or lines
OF that character. We understand
i1At t1iS VIII NlHduWN W ssfsSss$SN
transfers. at cent each. which
would total $4,000 a year. OF
course some will walk rather than
pay the I cent extra: let us call the
extra earning 100000 year for
your company.
Discontinue Service
We will agree that where you are
maintaining service now on certain
lines where ~ IL not necessary for
the public convenience. and only be
ing don. in order to hold your fran
chise. that we will waive your con.
tract obligations and allow you 10
discontinue service on these lines
during tho war. In order 10 use your
cars and men on the needed routes.
This will save you a great deal Of
money.
Tho city will agree tina, during tho
period OF the war you need not pave
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08
Place Death Blame
on Socialist Men

WASHINGTON. July s.--Serious
clashes between the social revolu-
tionaries and tho Bolshevih have
been in progress in Moscow since
the assassination OF Ambassador Mir.
bach. according 10 dispatches from
Kicff, received today.
The two assassins OF the ambassa-
dor were members OF the socialist
revolutionary party.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08
Tacoma Council
for 7-Cent Fares

TACOMA. July Slate Saturday
afternoon the council passed an or
dinance providing for n 7-ccnt cash
fare on street cars.
The city Is to receive cents pay
ment on every transfer from the
company lines and the company will
get 3 cents on all transfers from the
city.
The understanding was reached.
following findings OF n committee Of
% men and women appointed from
industrial and civic life to undertake
an investigation OF traffic problems.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08

but we are not ignorant that oouno
few have been turning our preoone
war necessities TO their own profit.
II Is this spirit Of profitecring which
every American must detest. whetheP
II is multi-miliionaire operating On
a large scale or a laboring man e.
acting an unfair return for . days
work.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08
PANS WAR PR0FITEERS
FROM CHURCH PULPIT

I'VE know that the people OF the
country are loyal and true TO our
highest ideals" Rev. John A
McHuEh told the congregation OF the
81. Joseph's church sunday morning.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08
CAR WORKERS DEMAND
BIG WAGE INCREASES

Efficient operation OF the trannpor.
tation ryHtefns OF s,catj. and Tacoma
can only he secured under conditions
OF employment satisfactorily agreed
upon by the company and It's en-
ployes
40 states an application for n new
working scale asking wage increases
OF - Ia per cent to 80 per cent.
served on the Puget Sound Traction.
Light a Power Co. by the employees
union Sunday.
Wages Men Want
The scale asked is;
Motormsn and conductors. 80 cents
an hour first six months. Go cents
an hour second HiE months. GO cents
AN hour second year and thereafter
Time and one.half for all overtime In
excess Of eight consecutive hours.
which shall constitute "A days work
Cable Eripmen would receive 5
cents an hour In addition 20 tho fore
going scale. and operators Of one.
man cars would receive 20 cents an
hour In addition.
ASK GUARANTEES
Motorrn~n on line cars would re.
ceive 20 cents an hour.
Motorrnen and conductors IN fr~irs,
service would receive : cents an hour
In addition to the scale paid paasen.
ger men.
Guarantee Of not iess than eight
hours pay for one days work.
Harm workers under the now scale
are To receive 80 10 rs cents an hour.
according TO the nature OF their en-
ployrn~nt
Similar agreements arc brinE sub
mitted TO the Seattle. Rsnton a
Southern railway and tn. Tacoma
Railway. Light a Power Co.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08
Carlton Says No
Union Men Around

NEW YORK. July s.-Newcombc
Carlton, president Of tho Western
Union. declared in n statement here
today that the strike OF commercial
telegraphers failed to start as sched'
uled solely because IL was found
there were no union members.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08
Germany Excited
Over Russ Killing

COPENHAGEN. July s.--There Is
great excitement in Germany over
tho killing OF Mlrbach. German
newspapers while giving vent to VIC
lent expressions. generally agreed
that the Bolsheviki are not crsponsi.
bic.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08

Increased wages and fares To be
left To the war labor board.
Men Want Increase
A now wage scale which Leonard
declared would cost the company an
additional 81 900. 900 yearly has been
set before the company by the trac.
non company car employees. he said.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08
RO-WO0lLEY BOY Is
OFFICER AT Fl YEARS

SEDRo-wOoLLEY. July s.--Mr.
and Mrs. w. r. Odlin. of this city,
have received word that their son
Reno Odlin. n former University of
Washington student, has passed the
officers training school in France.
Odlin Is probably the youngest com.
mlssioncd officer in the United
States army, having just reached
the age of 81.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08
EXEMPT

A fellow asked TO he exempt.
A. he had chitIs and fever,
Besides. he had lovely girl
And did not wish TO ienve her.
To he exempt md then recalled
No doubt might force chilli
To tell n lie when men Rre shy
Makes war last longer stiii.
To fnIsify before the bonrd.
That you might he exempt.
Would put you In the service
With n record of contempt
while some men claim exemption
We know you will save more
On cnch new SUIT. COAT. DRESS
md WAIST
At the FLORENCE UPSTAIRS
STORE.
second md Union.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08

AMSTERDAM. July s.-Fcaring
demonstrations, military police are
guarding the Russian embassy in
Berlin. IL was learned here today.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08
WORK OUT DETAILS
TO BETTER SERVICE

Traction President Jeonard's re-
ply to Mayor uanson's uitimatum Of
saturday for a settlement OF the dif
feronces between the city and the
company was scheduled TO go before
the city'council Monday afternoon.
Mayor Hanson. in communities.
ton late Saturday TO President Leon.
ard OF the traction company. out
lined steps that would improve s-rv
ice as follows:
Skip.stops 20 speed service.
No auto parking on First. Second.
Third and Fourth avenues. and on
rike and Pine streets.
Universal scent fare and i-cent In.
Interchangeable transfer.
Relief from paving obligations cx.
cept where necessary.
Emergency interchange of power
No service on lines operated TO
preserve franchise rights.
Relief from sioo. 900 construction
obligations.
Interchange OF Idle cars.
Common user privileges OF 18th
ave. ~ bridge In exchange for com.
mon.uscr rights OF company's tracks
at other points
Increase employees wages 10 nice,
city scale.
More cars II necessary and suff
cicnt employees
Divide all profits in excess OF per
cent with employees,
I.ronard's Rrpiy
Late Saturday. President Leonard
replied 60 Hanson. inclosing check
for Sits.tti.sc a. payment OF per
cent Of earnings for 1915 and 1911.
lie outlined tho company's position
In regard TO HAnsons proposals.. Tho
chief unsettled problem Is concern.
Ing ultimate fares and wages. Leon.
ard proposes that the matter OF fares
and wages be left to the war labor
board.
lie made the following PROPOSE is.
Paving between tracks where nec-
essary.
Proper aggregate far~" 10 be
charged and universal transfers
Common. user privileges and inter.
change Idle cars.
Better s~rvicc for West Seattle
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08

between the tracks. except where
the board OF public works decides Il
must be done on the ground OF
safety and absolute necessity. This
viii mean n saving Of thousands Of
dollars IN difference in cost between
pow and after tho war. as well an
the interest on several hundred thou.
sand doilarR Let us Ray tina, this
amounts 20 roughly $4,000 a year.
Construction Obligations
Other obligations for construction
work. amounting TO more than sIoo..
900. will also b, waived BY the cit,
during tho war.
Tho foregoing win be granted upon
condition that you cons~n, 10 the fol
lowing:
Employs Pay
Immediately increase the nay OF
all your employees IN every depart
ment Of the street railway service in
an amount equal 10 the city scale.
understand you employ some mon In
certain work wh~r- no scale ls eN;ab
lished by tho city. In those In.
stances the wage Ia 90 b~ arb,tra,ed
In no instance In the pay Of any per
son for eight hours 20 be lesr than
the city scale Of four go dollars a
day. The company cannot retain
employees or op.ra,. It's lines and
give service unless II pays an ado
duate wnge. A failure to pay a sur
ficient wage will but icad TO diffi
cuities. either impairing the service
or causing n total cessation thereof
Figuring on your May payroll this
will amount TO an increase for the
year OF $4,000.
You will pay at once the one han.
dred forty odd thousand dollars Of
taxes which are now due and will
pay all other taxes as they fall due
In tho future. You win pay these
taxes without recourse OF any kind
as to alleged counter claims.
Men 10 Operate Cars
You will Immediately hire men
enough 90 use every street car you
now have In the barns: you will pur.
chase and operate such other street
cars as are necessary 10 give US an
efficient service. At tho peak hours
more than half OF the passengers
are standing.
In conclusion. We desire 20 state
that IL In our position that you are
not entitled to make any more
money during tho war. because OF
war conditions. than you made
previous TO the war. The increase
l. H.. 81 l17- 49,
meeting tho city scale has in our
best Judgment been amply taken
care OF in the concessions made by
the city.
We desire that no matter what
the above concessions may make for
your the entire earnings over and
above your operating expenses. de
prccia ton, etc, shall not exceed
$500, 900 year. and all above $780,
900. which Is per cent on our valu-
alton OF SIC. 900 900 and per cent
on your valuation of Si5.0o0.o00,
shall be divided equally between the
employees OF your company and
your company.
Consider Proposals
We desire to say that we will con
slider carefully and cooperate sin
cercly In any proposition that you
may have TO make In relation to bet
tering the service conditions in the
city OF Seattle.
From our numerous conferences
with you we feel certain that you
are ready and willing to cooperate
with us in every manner to solve the
transportation problem.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08
Intervention
IN RUSSIA TO Be
NON-M|LITARY
Continued From Page One

mum-the American allied course
will run thus.
tirst-tn economic mission
will b~ scnt In Russia 10 study
SLay nc<sLs and 10 extend Ameri.
can aid.
S~cond--This mission will
have military prvs~cfion-
Third-As supplies arc for.
warst~sI To assist tho Russians In
their efforts to help themselves,
oti,cr troops viii Join. as y soiely
protective step Ia guarantee that
the supplies do not fall into Ger.
man hands
fourth-Ne~srsAry stcps viii
b. taken In prosrrt tie Csecho-
SlovAlts now In control Of viah-
ivo~tok. along with British,
Fruneh ard American mArtn~~
This force may ultimately prove
To be- tho nucleus Of an ~naer.
E~ncy army.
Inhabitants In Line
The reported detection Of the Muir
mansk population 20 the allies may
furnish an agency helpful 10 the en-.
irnir plans. innHrnuch as England.
particularly. has desired that mid go
,.,.,s,~ ~ s"' p"ps
a.. c.. -, -, s'.
tho entente forces would not DO mo.
Tested.
ko'S '""" way
Negotiations arc now under way
between ho allied powers TO detrrrn
Inc Tho best and auickcs, means OF
assembling the needed troops. IL Is
not possible TO use tho cxech-Siovah
troops now In Niadivoriok as a nu'
cious Tor thr force because TN their
SIBERIAN fighting they have becun~
"c"'nhatvc troops In tho eyes OF
some hurslan iaeuons'
The police forces must be solely
protective. IL is stated.
MOBILIZATION OF thIs police forco u
the sole problem holding UP the
huHSian plan now since large ap-
preparation may be necessary to
finance the expedition IL Is hkeiy
President wilson VIII apperr before
congress TO outline his proposal and
his needs.
10 TO 10 NtadiSostoh
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08
FREDERICK &NELSON
Store Opens at s:3O-CIoses at $3.50

ON the Third Floor Of this store-is now work
ing on its quota of sphagnum moss pads, TO be
completed before September first. The work is
pleasant, but tremendously important VIII you
help?
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08
TELECRAPHERS'
STRIKE CALLED
OFF BY LEADER
~ y
TCout;uued From Page One
I Continued From Page One

NOR, than six or seven men left In
the office here.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08

7 The sun Il rising In the west.
Strange. isn't II?
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08

Picturized from the
Famous Stage Sue
cess, Starring
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-07-08

We viii agree to adopt a system
OF universal transfers on all lines
with your company on n fifty fifty
basis.
Idle Cars.
We utfi arree that IL auy Idle cur
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-10-23

Tuesday-Pages 296 through 2s6.
Wednesday-Pages 299 through 300.
Thursday-Pages 800 through 3O2.
Friday-Pages 1903 through s05.
Write and hand in exercises 244,
245. BAT and 249 only.
Please send In last weeks written
work by Tuesday.
MISS GRIFFIN and
MISS ECCLEs.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-10-23
Teachers Assign Lessons
For Study This Week

Assignments in Latin for This
Week
First Year-Chapters 81, %, 49,
Caesar-Finish Book 2.
cicero-Chapters s, Q, 10.
Virgil-1O4 lines Of Book 2.
q. R. SPENCE,
Telephone 1888 Black.
assignments in High school mathe
natics for the week:
lrigonometry-Page s5 to example
IS, page 90.
Geometry-Pages s1-1O1 inclusive
10th Grade Algebra-Pages sO4-31C
Inclusive.
9TH Grade A Algebra-Pages 9e t.
lO9 inclusive.
GEORGIA EDWARDS.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-10-23

Neutrality-suspicious. on lesson IL.
Wednesday-study lesson 10.
Thursday-Questions on lesson 1s.
Friday-Review lessons, II and Is.
Geography
Monday-Map studies. Begin Name
states that border on Lake Erie"
and take down to Name two
states that are partly In the
Great Basin"
Tuesday-Begin where left of and
finish map studies.
Wednesday-Review People" on
page AZ.
Thursday-Review Government"
on page 3S.
Friday-Draw map Of N. A., show
ing the mountains, lowlands. etc.
Spelling
Monday-Lesson rs.
Tuesday-Lesson 81.
Wednesday-Lesson 2S.
Thursday-Lesson 20.
Friday-Review words for the
week.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-10-23

Wednesday Make list of the men
already studied and put opposite the
name why we remember him.
Friday-Describe your favorite his !.
tory character and tell why you like
him.
Geography
Monday-Draw a product nap Of
Norsh America.
Tuesday-Write short story about
a child belonging to any one Of the
races.
Thursday-Answer any five aues-
tons studied this year. Choose tho
ones you like best.)
Friday-Draw a map Of North
America and fill it in to suit your
self. Why do you like this map
best?
English
Monday-Page IS. Memorize What
the Birds Say"
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
and Friday-Neatness and correct
ness in all written work.
Reading
Practice reading aloud all Other
lessons for the week.