El Nuevo mexicano., 1918-03-14
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B. L. 7. points out that "a watched
revolution never bolts"

revolution never bolts"
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WE, HOWEVER. favor boiling a few
Pfussians.
HUNS TAKE fAEib ouEuE
eERmANy's ssstsfH ifsnt may now
Be described AZ sths tsSad iint.s4M
Springfield nepahsIcaM.
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DURING the sevsfe Wild STORM last
night our office towel Was blown from
The door and broken NJ twu--Kilkie
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Old stun, bob surdssss wrote. ages
ago r, sS a5ts! 4
"over ana under WAS Stacker tnah
thunder,
Ana daily put oA ! more sIsxlisf
untll one windy fdornihs. without
any warning,
Il fell oh the floor And MA broken {
Ia two.'ALinotype AiaA
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AND bslieve; Ii, VI have xA ansin.
kabie ship o. state.
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is THE woman Spy Bilis another
notable recognition 81 w06iAh4
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THAT funeral you see soieDihiy 10
ing up the street ID Tor last fellow Who
asked US how long the war wodid last.
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A YOUNG WOMAN called ut the viz
lage postoffice and inquired IT there was
a letter for her. Cuisines or love let
ter?" inquired the boy behind the desk.
Business" was the heaithtifig reply,
accompanied by a deep blush.
AS there was no such letter to be
found, the young woman took her de.
parture. He came back, however, after
b little while, and said, in 4faitering
tones; please, would you mind look
ing among the love ,letters?p
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THERE WAS a hideolis noise issuing
from the waiting room of the lonely
country station, and the stranded pas
sshger feared foul play.
Who's that bowling in there?" he
asked the small boy who played porter
4That's the station master. said the
lad MS got 30 little to do now
settin' the timetable to music for the
%porters to learn whena they come back
From the waryi ~oi b3s
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K6 mrF VA )E f9yr - r3ns9 - ~
II often think, she said, that Wpmel
are more courageous than men, 1elt
Il 4 khowrthey ares whers ID thefe1
a man who wodias have the courage to
pull out a, mirror oand DOH himself up
before a crowd IN d restaurant"
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"A. LOUD VOICED gentleman was
boasting to a party OF adfniring young
sters about the doughty deeds he had,
done in the football days gone BY. Sud
denly he turned his attention to- the
band, sanH % sp9aa5H 10 80
"Ah!" he observed, ethose' fellows
play decently, but they've fallen or ter
ribly %sinceiI was a member Of the
q band"
: "What!" exclaimed one OF his hear
ers, with a curious expression You
played with that LOTT" &a g
Certainly" was the reply. II was
with them for years.
Then the crowd laughed, ana thu
boastful gentleman moved off hastily
on learning that the instrumentalities
were the pick Of the local lunatic asy-
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BOB-1s he such a chap as one would
invite to ones home?
NEWLYwEp-oh,, most assuredly,
No woman could possibly be Interested
in him. .i4 tt
OF COURSE the mar who secretly
evades the food laws would be angry If
anyone should call him a traitor.
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THE DOOR Of. opportunity is ever
open to the chap who wants to make a
fool of himself. +
WHEN contemplating, the news froif
Jericho we can almost heal the shade
of Pete, the Hermit, remark: II told
you So"
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IF SHE CANNOT q, make biscuits, Il
such as mother used to make" she
may now lay it to Mr.. Hoover. 4
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THE MAN who argues with a fool
equals the fool in the matter Of mex
cusable foolishness. .,e
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THERE is no escape for the poker
player. If he wins he must pay an iii.
come tax on HIS winnings. If he loses
he must pay an income tax on the
money just as If he had It all the time.
This will hit some of our local talent
hard.
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