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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-06-05
Have you taken your war
savings stamp quota?

Kaiser Bill is becoming one OF
our favorite authors. He's always
refreshing and smile-provoking.
Take this latest bit. for instance.
dictated as he passed thru the
newly devastated Marine region:
when l see such horrors OF
war rendering thousands of peo-
pie homeless and converting flour
ishing stretches of the French
country into hideous deserts, the
thought is forced upon me:
What sufferings and misery
France might have spared herself
and her people II the peace offer
Of Dec. IL, 1916. had not been 50
|crim.nally rejected.
With the city hall clock
pointing consistently ut 9:4O,
we feel like banker as we
come to work.
We have this bulletin FROM
s. X:
Horrors! A girl without sim
stockings Just crossed Ninth II
bound up st. Helens."
Most of the things we're as1k-
ed to do without
Our forefathcrs never even
heard about.
We hope congress doesn't ta1
| the landlords. We know tu01
what'll happen II 1t does
You said X: The landlord VI
raise the rent
You have 20 mnke ooue@n1
slons TO TRADITIONS Wh1t - IS
would 4 ssno6(h-I4cC4
fv~r<< ~ {. { & !. s s 8
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-06-05
MACHINE
GUNNERS
TRIUMPH
AUSTRIANS REPORTED
. ARRIVING IN METZ
lRy United Prcss.l

WITH THE AMERICAN
ARMY IN LORRAINE, June
Unusual enemy concen-
trations are under observation
near Metz, opposite the Toul
front.
1t is reported that Austrian
troops are arriving.
The activity may indicate
an offensive here in an effort
to force withdrawal OF Amer
lean troops from the Marine.
front.
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Procedure About the
Same AS Before

The procedure in the registra-
tion of 21-year-olds follows close
ly that in the former draft regis
tration.
A new form of QUESTIONABLE
will be sent out to the registrants
as soon as the blanks come from
Washin gton, D. G.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-06-05
THIS DOESN'T
INTEREST US
UNITED Press Leased Wire.

fUn1te0 Pr6e9 I1oaseu W1f1-1
AMSTERDAM, June 5,EChan-
cellor Hertling probably will ad-
dress the German reichstag short
ly, stating generally the peace
terms Germany d now willing to
iccept, I Berlin dispatch stated
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-06-05
Lives Nowhere" and
Is Going Same Place

When Andrew Martinowich, 81
|year-oh native of Galicia, Austria,
appeared to register at local draft
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-06-05

Hoarse sirens rumbled a greet
ing to the schooner as it passed
the submarine net at The Narrows
and proceeded slowly up the bay.
Men and women, who had the
courage to sing The Star Span
gled Banner" as the U-boat she'll
ed the Carolina lined the rail OF
the Douglas as it neared its Brook
Ign dock where automobiles were
ready, driven by volunteers of the
women's motor corps,
Red Cross workers took imme-
date charge of the survivors and
hurried them to hospitals and ho-
tells.
l6 Lose Lives
Some of the weaker ones were
near collapse from the effects OF
their experiences Sunday night
when a thunderstorm came up and
drenched the figures budding in
the life boats.
1t was in this storm that one
boat overturned and only 10 OF
its 35 occupants survived. The
rest we're swept away and per-
ished.
Those landed here today were
found in their open boats drifting
off Barnegat, after a night at the
mercy Of the sea.
Officials Of the steamship line
today said their figures showed
that 81 wer still missing from the
Carolina. This includes those lost
on the capsized lifeboat. Ten pas
sengers and II of the crew are
unaccounted for.
f. w. Hogel, 10, Of Patterson,
N. j., wireless operator aboard
the Carolina, told most graphic
story of the raid.
Flashes an rs. o. S."
AT half past five o'clock Sun
day night he said, I'VE received
a wireless from the schooner Isa-
belle B. Wiley, saying SOS. We're
being shelled by a submarine
knew by the strength of the sig
nails the attack was close at hand
and told the captain so. At that
time we were about so miles off
Cape May, n. J. The captain
changed his course and began to
zigzag while the passengers were
at dinner.
About O'Clock while in the
dining cabin, / heard shot.
went to the wireless room and
started my calls, for ] knew what
had happened. First flashed:
sos. Steamship Carolina being
gunned by German submarine
Cape May answered but then
the German submarine wireless
Continued on Page Eight.)
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-06-05

(From Yesterdays Paper.)
WANTED-Good candy maker:
dirty work; good pay for re-
spons:ble party. Address 1895
News.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-06-05

Greetings, have prO-Ger-
man worms eaten up your
radishes?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-06-05
Didn't Consider His
Mother a Relative

City board No. 2 had some diff
ficulty with one of the young men.
At first he stated positively that
he had no mother and father and
no relatives. He appeared to be
absolutely alone in the world, and
the officials began to be sorry for
him.
Whom shall we notify, then
In case you are wounded or kill
ed?" he was asked.
Notify my mother" came the
quick reply.
Asked IL he didn't consider his
mother his relative, he said he
hadn't thot of that"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-06-05
RESERVE
NOT YET
DRAINED
Dispatch From Henry
Wood.

| Omitted Press Leased Wire.D
WITH THE FRENCH ARMIES
IN THE MARINE, June 5.-The
Germans have been completely
checked in the new battle of the
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-06-05

Closes at 8 p. M.
Nine o'clock Wednesday night
Is the last hour.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-06-05

With the city hall clock
pointing consistently ut 9:4O,
we feel like q banker as we
come to work.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1918-06-05

Most Of the things we're ask-
ed to do without
Our forefathcrs never even
heard about.
The Washington times., 1918-09-01
HELP WANTED-MALE

IHAU FEE L RIO act as
porter on night shift; good
wages to right party. Apply
Mr.. BRANDENBURG, Capt.
tai Publishers Co., 332 c st.
n. W. 5
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HELP WANTEO-MALE

LABoBERs-lo; Gee per hour. RED
CROSS, D 81 bet. nth and 18th
l. =. RrsuntnGG. Ia-1s
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WHITE MEN, above IS years. or those
exempt from draft. wanted to ill perma-
nent positions paying SIS per week of ~
hours, with time and one-han for over
time. NATIONAL CAPITAL PRESS. 5lI
llth st. N. W.
The Washington times., 1918-09-01

CUATFFFTR-CnrefuI white; with idenh'
dcation card for taNi. good wages. THE
BRIGHTON TAAlCAB CO. The brighton
H5tei aus-sVt
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BCSHEL LMEN-First class,
wanted at once. Apply 1421
+ st. n. w. 1
The Washington times., 1918-09-01

acknowledgements in
mechanical line; must have
Maryland license; good salary
to right man; also several help
ers needed. Apply IS N. Y.
ave. N. E. Essential occupation.
l-2
The Washington times., 1918-09-01

WILL PARTIES who witnessed young hdy
thrown from Brookland car at North
Capitol and R. l. ave. last Monday night
aud especially young man who assisted po-
Hceman taxing her home, communicatl
with D. 3. T. GRAVES. I33 TOu ST. N ".
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
MEIGS WILL PLAY
OPERATIONS TEAM
IN CAMP TOMORROW

Camp Meigs baseball players are
drawing no lines on opponents. Lieu
tenant Pruitt's team is apparently
ready to tackle all corners and will
stack up against another strong team
tomorrow when Lane Lacey's Opera
tons team Of the Navy InteruTban
League is met
heigs has game scheduled with
Congress Heights today and one with
the fast Navy lads tomorrow at the
camp. On Monday the Meigs men
will be ready for the Army Medicos
at the American League baseball
park.
Next Saturday the first Of the
games with the Quantico Marines will
be played at Quantico, Va Tomor-
rows game will probably find either
Lessard or Gordling doing the box
work for the Meigs players, with
either Yore or Jim Rockford catch
ing.
The Operations nine will send either
Won Herbulis or Lem Owen in to
pitch. 1t is probable that Owens will
oppose Golding.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
MERITO ACOSTA LEADS ALL HTTTERS:
FEB MILAN FALLS DOWN NINE POINTS

Kicked from pillar to post for I'VE
years, getting four near trials from
the Griffmen and failing each time.
Merito Acosta went to Philadelphia
and Immediately dashed out enough
safe blows to give himself the leader
ship Of the American Leagues bats
men. Today the little Cuban, who
was q weak kid when he frst Joined
the Griffmen. owns q percentage Of
.422 in twelve ball games under the
Ban johnson banner. The national
flag will fly and the band viii play
at the Pradc when Havana hears the
glad news.
Ty Cobb. the Dixie devilhound, IL
the real clouting king OF the league,
though, with q mark OF 81. q gain OF
% points over his last weeks per-
Torrance. Sisler gained Q points, and
is now at -355. q very fairish total
Zeb Milan, the Griffs' lone 800 hit
ter. dropped off 0 points last week.
ana is at .314. which gives him eighth
place in the league.
p. Tomaine MorgGn's furry OF hit
ting added points to his total. which
Is now 235.
Following are the unofficial figures
for all the Griffmen. those of other
teams at least as high as 200, and the
teams records:
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
SECRETARY BAKER
MAY GIVE ANSWER
ERE NIGHT COMES

Whether the major leagues VII be
permitted to finish the 1918 cam
paign may be known some time to-
day when Secretary Baker renders .
final decision in the appeal OF Eddie
Ainsmith, the Washington catcher,
against the order OF his draft board
to find an essential job" and give
up playing professional baseball.
Manager Clark Griffith carried
Ainsmith's case to the authorities,
hoping for a decision as soon as pos
sible. He based his appeal on the
ground that baseball is doing an es-
sential task" and that Ainsmith
asks nothing more than his defer
red classification on the score Of
having dependents
81 make no technical claim" ex-
planned the Old Fox today. II say
nothing about the financial losses
to clubs or individuals. II the Gov
eminent, in its need OF soldiers.
reaches into class 4, and takes eV-
erybody in that class, hitting ball
players just as anybody else, all will
be we'll
But 1 believe our players are en-
titled to deferred classification, and
are doing real good playing ball for
the entertainment OF the public. We
want no favors as ball players, but
we do want a square deal"
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
PASSES SIXTEEN
RIVALS IN WILD RUSH

Ty Cobb, after a slow beginning,
has been numbering the pitchers OF
the American League since his thirty
nth game on June 10, when he be-
gan his savage attack on Ban John
sons pitchers, who were thinking
that the Georgia Peach had slowed
up. For prior to this time Cobb had
played in thirty-four games, went to
the bat 112 times, and could garner
but 80 base hits for an average Of
PCS.
One month later, July 10. to be ex-
act, finds Ty sailing in front OF the
batsmen Of his league with a COM
Portable lead.
Cobb passed sixteen players that
were in front of him like their bats
were broken, and his gain in one
month OF IS points shows that he
gained on an average of 2iS percent
age points in batting each day dur
ing the past thirty. This, when one
considers that Ty is getting along in
years, stands out as the most re-
markable of his many batting teats.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
NATIONAL LEAGUE
WILL BACK TENER
AGAINST JOHNSON

NEW YORK, July 13.-The board
OF directors OF the National League
has decided to stand firmly behind
President John N. Tener in his tight
against Ban Johnson.
This was the belief among baseball
men here today, following an an
nouncement by President Charles Eb-
belts, OF the Brooklyn club, In which
he has taken a personal stand beside
Tener.
Though few expressions have come
from National League club owners
since President Tener announced his
intention to have nothing more to do
with the affairs OF the national COM
mission in which the American League
is concerned, 1t is believed the diree-
tors have conferred, with the result
that Tener will have the unanimous
backing OF the league.
Developments in the case are eI-
pected to come slowly. and not until
the Perry case Is definitely disposed
OF will the time arrive for a complete
showdown.
That the American League could
Ill afford to break with the National
is the belief in baseball circles here,
for even though the Junior major may
be better off in some respects, II has
no ball park in Greater New York.
and a baseball war OF any length be-
tween the majors would be serious
for the American League, without q
foothold in the metropolis
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
ROWLAND ISN'T READY
TO GIVE UP GONFALON

NEW YORK, July 13.-'Yes, It is
true that we have been hard hit by
the loss of Jackson, Felsch, Faber,
and Williams" said Manager Row
land, of the White Sox. yesterday. at
will be difficult to replace them, but
we are looking around for new men,
and 1t will not be long before we OBJ
tain the desired material. No, 1 am
not ready to concede the pennant to
anyone yet.
1.-THE race is close and the season
Is only half over. Anything can hap
pen in baseball. especially in these
days when a ball clubs best players
may be called into the army over
night.
"If the national game is saved by
the Government so that players in
the deferred classes will not be mo-
Tested, do not be- surprised to see
the White Sox battling for first posi-
ton in September. We're going to
keep up the fight to the last day Of
the season"
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
THEY ALL TUMBLE
BEFORE THEY LAND
ANY REAL HONORS

Home Run" Baker, after a batting
rampage that endured nine games,
quit before the firing Of Dave Dan
forth and Eddie Cicotte. Baker came
through with sixteen hits and thirty
eight trials for an average Of .42l.
Smokey" Joe Wood was halted by
BULLET" Bush, after q batting streak
that lasted for eight games, during
which Wood punched out eleven hits
In twenty-eight attempets for an
average Of 1893.
Wallie Pipp, after mauling all
sorts of pitching for twelve straight
games, quit after four tries to Eddie
Cicotte'S shine ball. Walter during
his run of hitting smashed out eight
cen safe blows In forty-seYen trips to
the plate for an average of 1888.
Walter Johnson proved a double
stopper in last Sundays contest
against the Browns. Up to this game
both Hendryx and Tobin had hit
safely in their last nine games each,
Hendryx had hit for 400 and Tobln
for $50 when stopped.
Jim McAvoy was halted by Bernie
Boland after hitting safe for seven
games. during which he got ten hits
in twenty-nine tries for an average
Of .345.
Eddie Murphy. after hitting safely
In eight straight games, was stopped
by Slim Love; he got fifteen hits in
thirty tries for an even 500.
Vean Gregg shut out his former
team. the Red Sox, three times this
season, without a lose. Harper, OF
the Tigers. quit to Gregg after hit
ting safely in seven games, in which
he got eight hits in twenty-six at
tempts for .30S.
Allan Russell halted John Collins.
who had hit safe for seven straight
games and gotten ten hits In twenty
eight trials for 1851.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
MAY MEET ON TRACK.

It is rumored that Yale and Column
bia will engage in a dual track meet
some time next spring. II this hap
pens II will be the first time the two
colleges have ever met in this sort
Of sport. Johnny Mack, the Yale
trainer. was Columbia's coach twenty
years ago. when Maxey Long, worlds
quarter-mile record-holder, was a
Columbia student.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
FOR THIRD SUCCESSIVE
YEAR BANS LADS LEAD

Frank Baker, the home-run king,
collected the first hundred base hits
in the majors this season, winning a
game for the Yankees, last Monday,
by singing of Dave Danforth in the
ninth inning. This Is the third year
in succession that the American
League furnished the first century hit
batsman. iris Speaker collected in
1915, while Ty Cobb flashed the frst
last season.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
WON'T MENTION 1T.

"Just as sure as I delve in the
books for the averages of certain
baseball players and then tell the
readers what great work a certain
player is doing, he falls down on me. ="
said the Demon Statistician today. 81
the fact that Bobby Veach
had hit in fifteen straight games yes
terday and he blew up. Never knew
IL to fail"
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
HEINIE GROH Is OUT
IN FRONT OF HITTERS

Heinie Groh. Matty's midget in
fielder, is today out in front of the
National League batsmen with a
mark OF $50, a gain of two points
over last weeks total Larry DoyIe's
drop OF so points lost him the title,
while Fred Merkle dropped "a points.
putting him back to .325.
Only twelve 300 hitters are left
in the old league and of them Fish
er has played in but twelve games,
and Kauff and Schmandt have gone
into the army. Here's the charmed
circle and the team totals:
The Washington times., 1918-07-13

Since June 20 Speaker has come to
bat 81 times and has connected safe
ly only 10 times. This gives him a
batting average Of .2e2. Meanwhile
his famous rival, Ty Cobb, has been
numbering the ball for an average
well above the 800 mark.
The Indians are due here next Tues
day for a three-game series with the
Griffmen. Washington fans, admir-
theless hoping that his hitting slump
will continue at least until the In
dams get out of town.
MattesOn Makes Coed.
Mr.. Griffith turned loose one OF his
newest Fingers yesterday, after ].
Grunting Shaw had taken . wslloP-
ing for four frames, and, strange as it
may seem, he succeeded in putting an
end to the losing streak Of the Wash
ingtonians. He COPIED 5 to 4, being
aided greatly by Walter Johnson, OF
Kan. Mr.. johnson did not
hurl. He galloped around in center
field for half the battle, and was just
in the right hole in the batting order
to produce a timely slam in the fourth
and a sturdy drive in the seventh.
Walter stands excused for his work
on Thursday.
The fans were introduced 20 Ed
right fresh from the Texas
League. He looked pretty good, too.
Only two hits were collected off mis-
stuff in the last five innings, and he
deserved a shutout. A boot by Shanks
allowed the Tigers to score in the
fifth. Ed should stick around awhile,
II he can do this regularly.
]. Grunting Shaw had troubles with
his magnetic in the first session, and
Ty Cobb, the Dixie devil hound, kick
ed a home run out over Shanks' head
in center. In the third he doubled
and the Tigers rung up their third
tally.
Stage batting Rally.
The Grlffmen staged a large batting
rally in their half of the fourth,
showing four runs across. Shanks
opened with a single, going to third
IN Schulte's safety. Picinich filled the
bases with a walk. Lavan's fly
brought in Shanks.
Milan limped to the plate in place Of
Mcbride, and. when Curry booted his
-oller, Schultz was over. Ainsmith re-
placed Milan at first base and rushed
across behind Picinich, when Johnson,
,ubbing for Shaw, tripled to center.
The Tigers tied the count in the
fifth, when Stanage scratched a safety |
IF Matteson, went up on Shanks' bad
brow to Judge, reached third on
Oauss' sacrifice and scored on Jones |
Iacrifice fly to right
Mr.. Johnson began the last Of the
seventh with a bludgeon blow. Shot |
on sacrificed, and Fosters infield |
Jingle sent him to third, from where |
le rambled over on Judges long fly |
o Cobb.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
eIE5EL IN CHARGE.

Joe Giebel, recently made manager
OF the Clarendon A. c. team, will be
given a hearty send-off tomorrow
when his team takes the field against
the Young Mems Hebrew Association
team. Gutenberg, the Y. IT. H. A.
crack, will oppose Won Herbull5, Clar-
endon's pitching ace.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
BIG LEAGUE DIFFERS.
HOT ONE EXPECTED.

The 437th Engineers and the AgIi-
culture teams. tied for the leadership
Of the first series in the Department
tai League, will play on the White
Lot Ellipss today, providing the
ground Is in condition. Both teams
viii be well supported.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
SETS WORLDS RECORD.

CHICAGO, July ia new worlds
record for sixty yards in a tank has
been made by Duke Dahanamoku, the
Hawaiian swimmer. He did II in
% is seconds. lettering the record
of 30 seconds, made by c. NJ. Daniels
in December, 1917.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
VAUGHN LEADS ALL,

Jim Vaughn. the Cubs veteran left
handler, leads the National League
hurlers with sixteen victories and
but four defeats. 'Pol" Perritt's
thirteen wins gives him second place.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
SPEAKERS HEAVY SLUMP
IS WORRYING LEE FOIL
By LOUIS A. BOUCHER.

Iris Speaker is in wOefu batting slump and this is causing the
Cleveland Indians lose excellent opportunity rush ahead in what
rapidly becoming the most sizzling pnnan staged by the
American 26 the great
for month before dropped back much that he hitting
meay 262 This not ike Spoke" anywhere approaching his
best Unless his batting cleaned Fohs
managing in worlds passed away
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Yesterdays Games.

Yesterdays Cameo
Chicago, 8: Boston. o.
st. Louis 8. Philadelphia 3
New York at Pittsburgh, rain.
Brooklyn at Cincinnati wet groundA-
Where They Play Today.
Boston at Chicago
Brooklyn at Cincinnati
New York at Pittsburgh.
Philadelphia ut st Louis.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
DATES ANNOUNCED.

NEW YORK, July 13.-Race meet
ing dates for the fall are announced
by the Jockey Club today as follows:
Havre de Grace, September 10 to IS,
at Laurel, October 1 to 80; at PimliSo.
November 1 to 3, and at Bowie. No
vember IA to 80.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
TOOL PLAYS TODAY.

Tool and Miscellaneous division
baseball players will meet those OF
the Ordnance team today in the
Navy Yard League schedule at Fiji
teenth and II streets northeast.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
MAY POSTPONE SETS.

All Suburban Tennis League
matches, scheduled for today, may
be called off. Those which are post
poned will probably be played to-
morrow morning.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
WILL MEET AT NET.

Chevy Chase and Dumbarton Club
racqueters are slated to play to-
morrow at Chevy Chase. The match
was postponed from last week.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
AMERICAN LEAGUE.

Yesterdays Games-
Washington, 3: Detroit, T.
Boston. s: Chicago ;
St. Louis, b;N Philadelphia, 3
New York, 6: Cleveland, L
Where They Play Today.
Detroit at Washington
Chicago at Boston.
St Louis at Philadelphia.
Cleveland at New York
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
RUTH sLUes 'EM.

Babe Ruth has hit for 400 since
July 4. In thirty times up he has
twelve hits for a total OF twerty-
three bases.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
RATIONAL LEAGUE CLUB BATTING.
BENTON WORKS UP.

Thad Benton, of the Racquet Club,
is working toward the top in that or
ganization. He recently defeated Ben
Price for number two honors, and IL
setting sail after Owen Howenstsin.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
COAST LEAGUE QUITS.

Los ANGELES, July 13-After to-
morrow's games the Pacific Coast
League will suspend for the duration
of the war.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
GO TO ANNAPOLIS.

Rex Athletic Club players, with a
recent victory over Camp Meigs, will
play the Reina Mercedes team in An
napolfs tomorrow afternoon.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
"rINY" lies HAMILTON.

"Tiny" Vaughn. the Cubs mound
hIppopotamus, has tied Earl Hamil-
toms record OF six straight victories
In the National League.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
eRINER WAS FAILURE.

Before lodging the army draft,
Dan Griner had lost FIVE straight for
the Brooklyn Dodgers.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
COOPER Is WINNING.

Claude Cooper. the Pittsburgh Pr
rates crack southpaw. has won his
last ave straight games.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13

Yesterdays amateur games were
called off on account of the weather.
Today's games may be postponed on
account Of wet grounds.
The Washington times., 1918-07-13

flames Won By Pitchers
From These Cluba
The Washington times., 1918-07-13
INpooR ePo RH-.

R6pys & our -foUR FORMER
SRNANT GIRL WHO JILL
kp1EARS HeEoH 6UT wHoSS
BAaJK Roll. MAIcET YOUR
pugcIGg LOOK LIKE A HRD SttoI
~ q Bout OF SOGAe