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TrabSh00;ters In
Tourney Today

Grand Forks, N. D., July 9.-The
tWenty-third state championship
trapshooting tournament of the North
Dakota State SpOrtsmen's association
opened on the grounds Of the Grand
Forks Gun club today to continue un-
til Wednesday evening. Two hundred
fifty-fve targets will be trapped the
ing will be for the H. L. Winter tro-
ply, emblematic of the state amateur
championship. Prizes will also be
awarded shooters with the highest
averages.
Champions in previous years were
A. r. Chezik, 1914; J. w Sturgeon,
1915; Frank Holland, 1915; and A. r.
Chezik, 1917. Mr.. Chezik broke 80 Of
100 targets in 1917, and Mr.. Holland
81 Of 100 in 1915.
The annual meeting of the associa-
tion will be held Wednesday evening
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MO0rhead Riders
Capture Prizes

At the motorcycle races at the
Norman county fair. held at Ada
Saturday. three MoOrhead boys. Ar
mold Stevenson. "Patchie" ChaIgren,
and Richard Johnson won the first
three prizes. amounting to 800. The
race was ten miles and the time
made was I2:42.
Other Moorhead visitors at the
races were A. Z. Smiley and Jay
Nestor. Julius SchmaIl gave an ex-
cept:Onally fine patriotic address
during the afternoon.
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Dishing Up the Sport Dope
y J 4 G. K K E e NJ E

Twilight baseball has been intro
duced into several leagues in the east
and middle west with marked success.
The American association tried IL first
dency TO make the turnstiles click
with more than their accustomed
rapidtty. This was particularly true
of the cities where big munitions
plants are located. The workers finish
at the plants at p. m. The games
start at p. m., the late starting time
being made possible by the fact that
the nations clocks have been moved
up. This gives the workers a chance
TO eat their evening meals and still
see the game. Crowds better than
10000 are common. League officials
confess the innovation will save the
war industries are working overtime.
The latest league TO adopt the fad is
the International 1t may even be
tried in the majors before the season
gets much further advanced.
The increase In railroad fares,
which recently went into effect, viii
cost each club in the big leagues
penses. This means a total for 16
clubs In the two major organizat tions
of more than s1b0,000. In ante-bel-
lun days the rate through the yaFt-
circuit averaged about 1-2 cents
per mile per member Of the party.
This gave q total of about $4,000 per
player per season with several hun
reseryations during long trips. This
particular item was offset to some s1-
tent by the saving In hotel bills whore
night Jumps were made, Under the
new ruiing the rate increases ALMOST
cent q mile, In addition TO regular
charges for special reservation and
the travel war tax N nil the travel
tnS tn done in Pa2luaaua, the rate is
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FOR SALE.
72O-aere farm, miles from Coop

72O-acre farm. miles from Coop
eFstoWn.
Griggs county, all under cultivation
ana six hundred twenty acres of beau
tiful crops now growing, as follows:
160 acres of barley,
ESQ acres of oats, ..
I60 acres of fax,
20 acres Of millet,. and go acres will
be summeF-falloWed next week, and
the balance Of the land in pasture.
Good buildings, good wells, fine
water, and 200 acres under new wire
fence. ! will sell this farm for $50
per acre. including all crops except
ing so acres of barley. Also 12 head
Of horses and harness and all raachin-
cry for the place. Terms:' One-fourth
I'D cash and the proceeds OF the
crop as soon as threshed, after aaceF-
tanning the amount OF money the crop
brings. l viii put the balance Of the
purchase price into annual pay
ments at so interest. Come and see
the farm and the growing crop. III
you want q farm ! am sure this place
Will suit you,
ROLI4IN G. COOPER,
CO0RaRSTOWN, N. %.
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AMERICAN LEAGUE.

Detroit ...,.... 201 900 033-A- 8 l3 5
At Philadelphia 112 410 16x-16. 19 2
Kallio, Cunningham and Yellei
Watson, Geary and McAvoy.
... R.H.E.
Chicago ........ 100 100 O00--5 s 3
At New York >. O00 oil 031--6 s 4
ShelIenbach. Danforth and Schalk;
Russell ana Walters.
First game r. II. u.
Cleveland ..... 600 600 600 90 9
At Boston .,!... 600 600 600 IL Y
CoveleslEie and O'Netil; Jones ana
Agnew.
Second game r. II. u.
cleveland ...... 900 102 001--4 z 4
AZ Boston ...... 020 00I 000--3 3 /
Morton and Thomas; Mays and
Sehaug. r..-
Three scheduled,
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HAVE A HOME or your own. Low
prices, long time. easy payments,
low interest. Glover lands for diver
sified farming. Sheep land, Beautt-
full lake region. where man can
make good. We are owners, want
actual Settlers. Write for map and
particulars. ltasca Lumber Co..
Box 80, Deer River, Mimi
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PLAYERS TO SHOW CAUSE.
Enter Into Agreement Under "Work
or. FIGHT, Order.
(By Associated Press.)

Salt Lake City, July 9.-Members
of the Vernon and Salt Lake base
ball clubs. Of the Coast league. will
appear before a local draft board
Saturday to show cause why Mey
should not be inducted into military
service under the work or fight"
order, as the result Of an agreement
between Manager Walter McCready
of the Salt Lake club. and the board
members reached at a conference
Monday.
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COSIMY SCORES sLACRERs.


Owner Comiskey. of the Chiea-
go White Sox, recently ordered
Pitcher Williams and Catcher
Lynn out of mis- ball park when he
learned that they had decided TO
accept lucrative offers from the
Steel league.
There is no room on my ball
club for players who wish to es-
cape the army draft by entering
the employ aps ys.SdI oE s1iiiP9Hllaing s1iiIs cen
irate Commy the other day.
players like Scott and Faber,
who have enlisted I'M the army
and navy, respectively. have 2ng
best wishes, and I'm pulling for
them.
'''The government ought to set
after baseball slacHera like Will
liams, Lynn and Joe jackson.
Tf1ey should be put into the army.
where they right9ulIy belong
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FRESH -MILCH COWS for sale. Mrs.
A. o. Kragnes Farm.
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THREE GAMES ON TODAY.

3 1-2 cents per mile. or a total for a
full season of $4,000 per player, plus
a war tax of 8 per cent. equal to $3.50.
To this will be added the regular ex-
ira charge for sleeping berths or
chairs where long night or day trips
are made.
Katie" Cation, the Pirates short
stop. is another Kid Blbertsld. The
resemblance between the two short
stops is striking. Cation has all the
fire and pep Of the Tabasco Kid. He
walks like him and has the same bel
ligerent sWaggcr. Moreover, he can
handle baseball and bat almost as
well as the Kid.
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AMERICAN As80CTATTON.
standilEE oR &c CInha.

Kansas City 1. st. Paul 2.
I4auigYille q. Columbus 3.
Toledo 4, Indianapolis g.
Milwaukee "a 1tnnea9O1iB q
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SPORTING NEWS IN TABLOID.
(By Associated Press.) }

Chicago. Ill, July 9.-Robert Mckee,
a 16-year-old golfer, with a score Of
~ for 18 holes, beat the amateur rec
ord for the Des Moines course for
merly held by Chick Evans.
S. Johnson. Tacoma, won the ski
championship jumping contest at
Rainier National park, with jumps OF
81 ana 68 feet, respectively.
Roger Hornsby. st. Louis National
club shortstop, appealed the decision
of his draft board in placing him in
class Ia of the draft, and prepared to
fight the decision. 49,
Pitcher Ray Heating, Of the st. Paul
American association club, was trad
ed to the New York Americans for
two unnamed players.
Eddie McGoorty outboxed Hugh
Walker in a ten-round. nO-decisioa
bout at Kansas City.
THREE GAMES ON TODAY.
Three games are carded in the Ldb@
erty Red Cross league today, as foI-
lows:
Hunter at Grandin.
Arthur at Erie.
Galesburg at Argusville.
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WANTED-Party owning grain sep
arator to go into partnership for
this falls threshing; l have a 76-
horse Holt Caterpillar tractor which
will pull 42-inch separator. For
particulars write L. S. Henry, Mason
ic Temple, HaVre, Mont.
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Want Ad R0te$
And Rules Governing Insertion of
Advertising Under the
ClaRGG1lcati0n8s
by Bud Fisher
One Cent q Word each I'm
GertfOn.
$1.0O per line per month";

$1tUO per 1GmG WGG MOAtAS
Minimum Charge &c.
No cIairvoyant, fortune teller, mat
Timonial or doubtful advertising ac-
cepted. We reserve the right to re-
Ject any copy submitted,
No, display lines cut or black Dor
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and all ads must conform to the typo
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Out-of-toWn orders must be accom-
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TELEPHONE YOUR WANT ADS
Want ads will be accepted oyer the
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subscribers but are payable the same
day when our collector calls. Thls is
accommodation service and we expect
prompt payment.
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FOR SALE-MISHELKAA
lCOntinued,h

FOR sALE-Gaar-sco 4O-6A separ-
ator. Hart-Parr 30-6O engine, 500
gasoline tank, water tank and pumps.
D. 6. Geddes, Grandin, N. D.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Standing Of the Clubs.

Boston ......... 004 0l0 000--5 8t 0
At Pittsburgh =. 900 900 000--0 8 o
Ragan and Wilson; Comstock, San
ders and Schmidt, Archer.
First game r. II. e.
HsT Hf chicaFo E9rE d5i 55p 900 900 sos S5S Il
Causey, Smith and McCarty; Tyler
and Killtfer.
Second game r. II. u.
New York ...... 900 00l 0l1-3 IL
At Chicago ..... 600 600 0l0-1 Z 3
Perritt and Rariden; Hendrix and
Killifer.
Philadelphia -. 100 600 Oils 5 o
At Cincinnati :. 0O3 100 00x-4 !
.Oeschger, Davis, Watson and Ad-
ans, Burns; Eller and Wingo.
Three scheduled,
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BUSINESS CHANCES.
ECOnffnmaGA

LARGE business place in Maxbass., n.
terms; can be used as confectionery
and restaurant or grocery; no res
taurant in town; fine opening; inves-
tigate. Address 1876, Forum.
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WANTED-To buy tools. 800 Front St.
OLD CLOTHES AND JUNK. Phone
SECOND HAND filing cabinet. Phone
1915.
MEMS WORN GARMENTs-Pnono
| 2215, Fargo.
WANTBn-Blcycio, $40 front S.
Phone 1915.
OLD CLOTHES ana all kinds of
junk. Phone 3631.
USED ICE BoX-Must be in good
condition. Phone 1900.
SHIP YOUR MILK to North Side
Dairy. 627 Broadway. Phone I'LL.
WE PAY $3.50 per 100 for rags, soc
per 100 for magazines, Csc per 100
for newspapers. Phone 1256-W.
Northern Paper Stock Co. 2 lst st. n:
REAL ESTATE
NEW $4,7OO HOME. now $4,000. Phone
3410-J.
FOR Anything IN THIS LINE, sec
@. R. TFoling. sos Front St
LAND FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE for
house. L. Du Val, Gen. Del. Fargo.
SEE THOMAS about cnesp, desirable
building lots. 101 Broadway. Phone
I12.
LIST YOUR PROPERTY FOR sale or
rent vita the D. c. Cullen Real Es-
MONEY for farm loans. The bigger
the better. 2. e. Gtlligan, Moor
head. MINI.
TO BUY, sell, exchange or make farm
loan, write or see Herbert Hodge,
Fargo, N. D.
FOR sALE-six-room, modern house;
St. N. Inquire 1872 3rd Ave- N. Phone
3547-J.
FOR sALE-Eight-room house and u
lots; price reasonable If taken at
once. Phone 1281-W, or call at 1908
7th st. S., Moorhead,
WE BELIEVE we can exchange the
real estate you don't want for
something you DO. Let us Try. Thorn
as Baker & Co. Fargo.
BARGAIN-82O-acre improved farm, 4
IN crop. half to. go with farm biggest
bargain IN this state at $3.50 per
acre; must be sold George Streeter,
owner, New Rockford, N d.
COTTAGE, 2 lots, little
barn on back end Of lots. sidewalk
all around house, for sale at $l,700;
2i9 9th Ave. s., Moorhead. Stephen
y. Rice. Inquire at 1853 e Srd St., st. |
Paul, MINI.
$40 ACRES OF good. rich farm land.
LA miles from town; $50 acres |
under cultivation, $40 acres raw prai-
rie, so acres fine natural meadow; |
SS5 per acre. Write j. B. Streeter' |
Devils Lake, N. y.
ALL KINDS of farm lands for sale in |
Washington and Idaho, where the |
climate is good and plenty Of good |
to 500 per acre; also all kinds OF |
business chances. Write J. W. Hicks, |
Box 562, Occur d'Alene, Ida.
HAVE A HOME or your own. Low
prices, long time, easy payments, |
low interest. Glover lands for diver
sified farming. Sheep land, Beautt-
full lake region. where q man can
actual Settlers. Write for, map and
PARTICULARS. ltasca Lumber Coz
Box 80, Deer River, Mimi.
LTs THE OWNER AND YoU-No-
body else comes in when you buy
Aitkin county land of our. company.
We, the owners, deed II directly 10
you, and the price is so low and the
terms Of payment are so easy, that
you won't feel 1t, buying a good big
ire doing IT, why not You? Better
ook into this. May l send you some
literature? Write today. Arnold.
land Agent, Rock Island Railway. AIS
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LAKE COTTAGM

FOR RENT-Summer cottage at Lit
tie Pine lake, Perham, Mimi; S7b
for season: all furnished. Telephone
5S5, or write Joe Wamback. Moor
head, MINI.
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For quick results uaa ghe Forum
Want Ads
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RUHTNEEE CHANCES.

FOR gAIsE--PooI hall and cafe. live
~. u. town, good business; reason
for selling other business interest
Address I52, care Forum,
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A FIRST GLASS CAFETERIA Tor
sale, at a good location IA Mtnot, ~
l.i reason for selling, the owner has
W. Js gilaRiss MihoGs al 1
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.,

FORD CAR for sale; almost new; will
sell very cheap. Phone 1854.
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IT'S THR OWNER AND YoU-No-
Aitkin county land of our company.
We, the owners, deed 1t directly TO
you, and the price is so low and the
terms of payment are SO easy, that
stock or dairy farm OF us. Hundreds
are doing 1t, why not you? Better
look into this. May l send you some
literature? Write today. Arnold,
Land Agent, Rock Island Railway. 42S
Wolvin Bldg, Duluth, Mimi.
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w1TTDD-American or Canadian sol
diers; loss Of arm or sfeady 5eg w1ir Hmploy1 aS.
inteFfepPef inter: RE, VAN na4 "i Apply Gladstone Ho-
tel J. 2. Quinn. .----@2
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FOR SALE-Eddy Lodge at Lake Ne
lissa, miles south of Detroit,
Mimi; one of the most beautiful plae-
es on the chain of lakes; the grounds
are high, with gradual slope to lake,
cleared and seeded down; fine trees;
500 feet of shore line; good garden;
fine WELL house plastered ana fur
nishad. e. c. Eddy, Fargo, N. D.
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PETS, POULTRY. IEVEsTocK

FORTY YOUNG PIGS for sale. Phone
9F6.
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CASH always ready for Fords an
other light cars. 412 N. p. Ave
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FOR SALE -- Five-passenger, 1916
Overland fully equipped, fine condi1
tion. Phone 402.
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Eddie McGoorty outboxed Hugh
Walker in a ten-round, nO-decisfoa
bout at Kansas City.
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DENTISTS.
PERSONAL


FOOT SPECLALIST-Dr. Ida Mslin
has moved to 10 Broadway, op-
pOsite Ricker's store. Phone 362.
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WANTED-To buy tools. 800 Fro
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-09

waitress wanted. Ap-
ply Annex Hotel.
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WANTED TO BUY.
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COMPETENT GIRIr--1124 Fifth street
North. Phone 1880.
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HELP WANTRD-EEM!A.IL49.... !.

WANTBD-Girls. Apply Dixon Laun-
drV
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WANTED - Night cook. Comstock
Hotel.
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FLORENCE r. GORMLEY-Teache
Of Piano and AccOmpanist. 3I0 9th
ST. n. Phone 2477-J.
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1918-08-14
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USED IN WAR WORK

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The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1918-08-14

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Norwich bulletin., 1918-12-11
TWO NORWICH MEN
 ON BROWN COMMITTEE

Brown university is only one of the four hundred colleges of the country which have turned over almost their entire course of instruction, for the school year commencing October 1, 1918, to the government for the train ing of their boys for officers for the army. Brown, however. IS almost alone in having a navy unit. It was es- pecially favored for. this department of training as the college IS so close ly in touch with the great naval sta- tion at Newport It had seven hun dred boys in the s. A. T. c. and naval unit. In fact there were only fifty of the whole number of boys who did not elect to take one of these courses. The government took entire charge of the college campus and the hill was and still is. a regular military camp. The boys are under special charge and training of United States, government officers turning out at quarter of six every morning and breakfasting at six thirty, with drill and study until ten o'clock p. m., when every tight has to be out. No boy can get onto the cam pus after that hour without his pass.
 Much of the study hours are spent in study devoted to higher nathema- tics or civil engineering This train s into men and they have learned the les son of obedience, such as many of them never had had at home. It is claimed that this college camp has had few equals in this training and no su- periorS.
 The corporation and faculty and the friends of this college, like every oth CT college, felt the thing to do under the circumstances was to grant the wish of the government for the train ,ng of the boys and obayed the call to arms at once. If. however, it had been known, tht the war was to end so quickly, probably such a change would never have been thought of.
 Now the war is ended the problem which all of the colleges have to solve is how is tfe best way 10 get back to it's former college activities. This change and ether war conditions have caused a great deficit in every college It is estimated that at Brown $150,00C will be required for this year to meet the deficit. caused by these war con ditions.
 4 meeting comprising one member from each of the last sixty graduating classes was held last evening at the University club in Providence to ar range for the procuring of this amount Adams P. Carroll and Lucius Brown of this city were appointed class agents of their classes to assist in this work, and were present as such at the meeting held last evening. There were present at this meeting one men- Der from each, of the sixty classes with three exceptions. Stirring ad- dresses were made by President Faupce and others and it is expected that this deficit will easily be raised at an early date.
 The college campus is TOW in quar- antine forth second time on account of the return of the influenza. During the first quarantine they ware fort urlate in not having any deaths, but this second quarantine is not so favor able. They suffered their first loss last Sunday by the death of one ot the students, caused by the infiuen- ga.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-12-11
HUMOR OF THE DAY

Bill is boasting that he has ep- peared in motion pictures \. Se
 ''He has. The camera caught hinsin crowd watching a parade. Film Fun. e.l6Y
 wife-oh, Doctor, Benjamin seems to be wandering in his mind. ~
 Doctor s(who knows Benjapinlr Don't trouble about that-he can't go far.-Medical Pickwick.
 General-How long has. the ghsttie been raging? Aide-Five reels, sir. saass | GeneraHThen run up a'flag of uuDe so that the camera men may go. 10 lunch.-Judge.
 Why are there so doggone many lawyers in this ceuntry?" asked the l Old Fogy.
 Because there. are so doggone many laws in this country" explained dhe Grouch.-Cincinnati Examiner.
 "When Frank proposed to Irene he offered her his name and three-quar- ters of his weekly salary" tF Did she accept f1im?"
 "No. She insisted on nothing leee than an unconditional surrender. '1- Life. T worry so over your shortcomings that my dresses no longer fit me- Yes, mum" said the cook. "TheK1 suppose you wouldn't mind giving ms one or two? ?"--Louisyiile Courier Jour- nal.
 MT. Wigwag-Those twins next dooz annoy me terribly.
 Mrs. Wigwag - Oh, they might lbA worse. ,sy MT. Wigwag - Yes, they might be i trip1ets, uppose.-PhiladelpfI Rec ord. ze tz