Evening journal., 1918-08-13
KEYSTONE FIELD CLUB.
WEEKLY HOT SPELL.

TIC 4ctUlI t-lp caS0i+g -49tcl4-o - as
famous splashes.
Olen and you want 10 tell me that
you had come home early when heard
the clock strike O'Clock? 70 started
TO strike 40. dearie. but ! stopped II
from waking you up.
Il proved rather unfortunate FOR Lee
Franklin TO grow up in the wrong town,
marry the wrong woman. 10 start IN
! the wrong business IN the wrong street.
This Is rather a too monotonous
job for a fellow like me-" blurted Bill
Kee. Heating there rlvets red hot IN
der this unmerciful sun Is nothing ike
the dear old hosiery where they all
sing 10 ne"
Russell Boyer says that peas grow
almost in any garden but in the garden
OF Kultur.
Some Of the boys have suggested a
soap bubble party TO be held the
latter part OF next week on Abe Hab-
er's roof garden.
Would you really believe me Mr..
Pogue that l never took a violin lesson
in my life7" yes, yes, good boy Abe,
I believe that I've heard you play be-
fore I vacated the premises"
Biddle says that making love IS q
good deal like playing cards. You'd
give a lot TO know what q good hand
Is worth.
"I shall never tie myself down TO
one man." said Hackett's positive girl.
Perhaps you may" he replied sarcast-
lcally. III l organize a syndicate would
you consider my offer7"
Haffner says that on Sundays the
afternoon nap IS his favorite hour OF
the whole day. Thought that you could
never sleep after dlnner2 ! don't but
my wife does.
What IS Il that makes Abe 80 quiet
when driving his new fliyver7 Well,
you see, ne can't take his hands of
10 talk.
Won't you make your little will olen,
before you go over the top7 Nothing
doing, Kell, the only will l see worry
ing about Is will ever come back.
Sergeant, put that private Henry Reed
three days on bread and water, for
slovenly turnout on parade.
Beg pardon. Captain, but that doesn't
make any difference 10 him. He is a
vegetarian.
We'll, give him three days on meat
and soup.
GOOD morning Booze. Are you go
ing 10 the League meeting tonight?'
Don't think so. Broomen, I have
misplaced my razor"
Bank Robert has retired from bust
ness n due time.
Aren't those all doctors who just
entered Barclays housef'
That's what they are Ellis" replied
the fur-encased chauffeur.
Wonder what's going on9 a christ
ening7 Why so many doctors at
christening2"
We'll, you see they have just dis
covered a new disease and they are
going TO name II after It,"
A birthday party was given a few
DAYS ago for Jake Reason. Among those
present were Bill Mckee, comyclist; |
Nfdss MCLAUGHLIN, the boy with the
funny sayings; Abe Haber, noted vio-
linist; Ivan Stroh, the lad with a funny
disposition; Bill Virgins, tutor at
Farmhurst: Lefty Goldey, Harlan's king
rlveter; Olen Hackett, Diamond ice
dealer: Jimmy Pappas, who holds EN- /
up, and Harry Pogue, the promoter OF
pugs.
Bows. whenever YOU don't see your
name pretty regularly n these columns |
YOU may know that II IS time 70 con-
suit the financial secretary.
Wife. dearle. certainly csn make
money go a long way.
yes. | know Il Wallace, you can
make It go so far that 1t never comes
back"
Who is that young gent at the cor
ner. RAYMOND? It's Tightwad Ricky.
Is he never spending a cent? Never.
But can ne take ell OF his dough win
him into the next world? Perhaps he
can't, Benny, but Re IS going to take
II as far as be can.
Sailor Stokes and Gullerte were the
two best gun pointers OF the heet and
both claimed the championship. Stokes
claimed the championship eyes OF the
leet while Gullarte was proud Of hav-
ing the best ears OF the squadron. Look
Gabe shouted Stokes, can you see that
target out or a 3OO0-yard range? !
can see a ny walking across the front
of IL. I cant see the son OF a gun,
said Gabe but ! can hear him walk
ing.
Been UP to the show Ellis? Ger
talnly, and back so soon? Well, you
see when ! looked at the program Il
said fourth act same as act one and
beat u out after the third act, not want
ing 10 see the same act twice.
BOYS, is there anybody IN here that
knows anything about drawing, hol-
Tered serdee. ! can do some drawing,
Mr.. President. ! used to be an artist
before this new law went into effect,
replled Zealand. Well then, take this l.