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Evening journal., 1918-04-30
SHEEP EnR WHITE HnISE LAWN.

WASHINGTON. April 3O.-Sheep will
be grazing on the White House lawn
within a few days. President Wilson
today purchased twelve thoroughbred
Shropshires 20 eat the grass now
wasted on the big yard Of the Execu-
tive Mansion.
The sheep were selected by Dr. Gray
son. THE Presidents naval aide, and
physician. who is a stock fancler.
Evening journal., 1918-04-30

wedding Bells. VIII You Even Rims
For Me?' Sounds like a sad affair, at
frst, doesn't It? Not the way Al Jol-
son warbles it, however.
Samuel Ash sings my Sweetie,
Irving Berlins latest song-hit; George
OConnor. Dixieland's singing humor-
list, MARBLES "Jazzin the Cotton Town
Blues" and There's Always Something
Doing Down in Dixie'-two rollicking
rags that fairly set your feet TO thump-
ing time. and Robert Lewis puts all the
rich, clear sweetness OF his fine tenor
into Il Hate to Lose You
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
ScofferS and Doubters
Why Let Prejudice Bind You TO Life
of Rheumatic Torture?

BE fair TO yourself you sufferer from
rheumatism. no matter what form. Go to
y. Il. Danforth or my good druggist and
get a package OF Rheuna. the guaranteed
prescription Use the entire bottle. and n
you don't think 70 has given you quick
and sure relief say so, and you can have
your money back.
Isn't that a fair offer? Can you see any
deceit or red tape about itf What chance
do you take? Absolutely none
Then get a bottle OF Rhcnma today. It's
reputable physicians prescription. al
together different from remedies usually
prescribed. free from narcotics. and per-
fectly harmless. Rheuma acts on the kid
neys and helps to force the uric acid from
the swollen joints and other lodging
places. IL pleases you in n day. II makes
you hopeful and happy In a week. Il has
released from bondage rheumatic suffer-
ers who thought nothing would give relief
II should do as much for you-it seldom
fails.
Don't miss this money-back offer. A
large bottle. sufficient for two weeks treat
ment, IS inexpensive.
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
COMnsNON HEARs TEsTIMONY.

Testimony IN connection with The
proposed opening OF West Thiriy-lhird
street was heard by the commission
appointed TO review damages assessed
on land for the opening Of that street
at their meeting I'm The rooms Of The
Street and Sewer Department yesterday
afternoon. The next meeting of the
commission will be held at $3.50 O'clock
on Friday afternoon The commission
is composed Of Robert ID. Kemp chair
man Jos6ph n Bartlett secretary
James B. Oberly. Philip Burnett and
William G.. TAYLOR
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
FOR SABBATH OBSERVANCE.

The Methodist Ministers Association
has adopted resolutions in favor Of as
strict an observance Of the Sabbath as
war conditions will permit; and also
the suspension OF Sunday editions Of
newspapers. Copies OF the resolutions
will be sent to President Wilson. Della
wares delegation in Congress and the
NEWSPAPERS
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
srEFANssoN III All YUKON

bN TIC InIIeU Tftss,
NEW YORK, April 30-Wilhj jalmur
Stefansson, explorer greatly weakened
by two month sicze Of typhoid fever,
has arrived at Fort Gukon. Alaska. ac-
cording 10 kilograms received here. He
said that he made the trip across the
mountains in his weakened condition
because he feared that he was suffering
from typhoid and even that an operatssn
might be necessary at once.
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
LOAN NEAR MINIMuM.

By The United Press.
WASHINGTON. April 30-Wilh four
days 70 50 after today The Third Lib
eriy Loan total h.d reached - ii3-
si2io0 up TO 1890 This morning This
was an increase over the last official rec
port OF Si30 10000.
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
HUN CAVALRY ON
HOLLAND BORDER
BY The United Press.

BY The United Press.
AMSTERDAM. Aprir 30.-Germany
cavalry has been observed at Esschen.
according to reports received today
from Roscndaal
Esschcn is a Belgium customs town
on The Holland-Belgium border, rs
miles directly north Of Antwerp. Rosen-
daal is i've miles directly north OF
Esschen.
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
RHEUMATISM


A Home Cure Given by one Who Had II
In the spring Of 1923 I was attacked
by Muscular and In6nmmatory Rhe1mn.
tism. I suffered as only those who have
IL know for over three years. 7 tried
remcdy after remedy. and doctor after
doctor but such relief as I received was
only temporary Finally, 7 found a
remedy that cured me completely, and Il
has never returned. I have given 10 20 q
number who were terribly afflicted and
even hedridden with rheumatism, and 10
effected a cure In every case.
want every sufferer from any form Of
rheumatic trouble 70 try this marvellous
healing power. Don't send n cent; sim.
ply mail your name and address aud I
will send it FREQ TO try After you have
used 10 and 10 has proven itself 20 DO that
long lookcd-for means Of curing your
Rhonmatism. you may send tho price of
g. one dollar but. understand ! DO not
want your money unless you are perfectly
Fatiafed 20 send IL. Isn't that fairi
why sufcr any longer when positive re-
lief is thus offered you freoi Don't de.
lay. Write today.
Marx n jackson. No. 90 Quincy
Bldg. Syracuse. n Y.
Mr.. Jackson ia responsible Above
statement true.-Pub.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19

orders would be valid notwithstanding his subsequent alb
dication.
However the world is not greatly with what
ever sght of hand may have been utilized get Hohen-
zollern out of Germany and into Holland and to save him
and his staff from nternment there If Holland can stand
it to treat the hackest scoundre in all history as dis
ungshed guest that up Holland The throne of the
Dutch queen and her may be overturned on
Of it. but that also is Hollands affair After all in
ternment of the former emperor of Germany is trivial
matter.
What is important is that measures be taken to
bring Wilhelm to punishment adequate as possible No
punishment could compensate for the enormty of his
crimes but it should complete as natural limitations
viii permit Criminal charges should be preferred against
him and one or all OF the allied governments should de-
mand his eztradon for trial Charges have already been
preferred against other German officers alleged to have
been responsible for crimes in France and Belgium and
their delivery by Germany for trial viii and should be de-
manded in due time. Why should charges be pre-
erTed against the archmna and his extradition from
Holland be sought?
However much certain high Dutch officials might de-
sire to favor Wilhelm they would hardly to outrage
the feelings of the of the Dutch people by practically
condonng the awful crimes of the former German emperor
through refusal to allow him TO be extradited
And after being extraded he should be tried BY an In
ternaonal tribunal and given whatever punishment that
court might fix.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19

DEGARDLNG the proposal 10 Or
N ganizs a Manufacturers club IN
Il Psso and inspired by Claiborne
Adams's ''patronize home industry
advertisement in the Weekend Her
aid. Robert Kraksuer submits the fol-
lowing:
Why do we get up IN the morning
at the alarm OF a Connecticut alarm
ciock7
Why DO we button our Chicago sus-
psnders to . pair OF Baltimore trou-
sers2
Why do We wash cur face-(if we
wash It at au)-Efth Cincinnati soap.
in q basin made in Pennsylvania. and
dry ourselves IN q New England toweis
Why do we sit down to a Grand
Rapids table, eat Kansas City meat,
fried in Chicago lard, and pancakes
made Of Minneapolis -four. buttered
with Illinois or Kansas butter. sweet
ened with Louisiana molasses-and
both cooked on a st Louis stove, IN q
Tennessee skillet2
Why do We crank q Detroit sfliv-
yer" filled with Oklahoma gasoline,
equipped with Akron tires2
Why do we walk-if he haven't
'liEzie"-in st. Louis shoes, with New
Jersey socks oTf our feet, held I'D by
Boston garters2
II We read the Bible at all at bed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19

FOR TWO years.
TWO OR three times a week
HE'S WAITED on ne.
AND HE'S seen the portions
DwINDLE AWAY down
FROM FULL portions
TO HALF portions
BUT ALWAYS.
THE COLUMN of figures.
ON THE right hand side.
KEPT GOING up.
AND I can remember
WHEN MR. Hoover.
SENT OUT the word
IF WE'D eat corumsaL
1T WOULD help tbs soldiers.
AND THE very next day
I GAVE an order.
FOR FRIED eOrnmeaI musA-
AND THE waiter brought It
on A pewter platter.
WITH A pewter cover.
AND WHEN I lifted the cover.
I SAID to the walter.
''wHT DIDN-T you bring It
~ON A fork
~AND SAVE the drayags-
~ON AL tn: Dswtsr'"
AND can remember.
THAT THE waiter looked at ne.
AND SAID.
'DO YOU want US to lose the war;
AND OF course I didn't
and AFTER that
EVERY TIME I'd complain.
ABOUT THE service.
Or THE coffee being cold.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19
Short SnatcheS
From EUe1ywhe7g

Alabama reports that she had 124,-
600 sheep Ia 1910 and now has but
$4,000. These returns look TO Us as
II Alabama's black sheep have been
deliberately counted out-Houston
Post
Browning clubs can now claim that
their hero had q vision OF the great
war and told about Il in telling how
they carried the good news from
Ghent 70 Aix.-Chicago News.
philadelphia Is troubled over how
70 keep the streets clean. One way
is to cart the litter away now and
then when there Is = lull IN politics.
-Ptttsburg Dispatch.
The Republicans VIII have q ma
tority OF more than 30 IN the next
house OF representatives. but that
means to the Democrats the loss OF
only one postmaster.-Waco Tines
Herald.
Too bad all our political mouthers
OF all parties can't be given a short
visit TO the front. They'd come back
from that region OF deeds with a
great loathing for their former n.y.
poerisies.-Waeo News Tribune.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19
EDUCATE THE SOLDIER,


Hachits, \. NJ, Nov. Is.
Editor FL Paso Herald:
am a volunteer soldier. 20 years
old, private in the ranks, and Il Is
as such that speak
In The Herald OF November Is
appeared Everything Is Ready for
Universal Military Training; Let's
Have It" That article Is worthy OF
high praise.
To insure our future safety. we
must have a strong army. Every
man must receive military training.
Inc physical good derived from sol
der lie IS undoubted-
But II seems 20 me that you did
not strongly enough emphasize the
desirability and even necessity Of ed
ucating the men while training them
to be soldiers.
In the fourth year OF ny high
scnool work. ! was forced TO drop
out on account OF lack OF funds.
There are many other boys IN my
troop who experienced similar dif-
ficulties.
We desire to obtain college eduea-
lions but nowadays q college educa-
ton Is 4 thing expensive beyond the
resources OF the average solder. n
financial conditions are favorable
upon our discharge from the army.
most OF US will be able TO earn our
expenses while attending school II
conditions are unfavOrable, higher
will be beyond our reach
The government should take over
the educational institutions and.
while training a boy for a soldier.
train him for a citizen It is Just as
Z ecessary for our young men TO be
and highly educated cfti-
zens as II Is for them to be reliable
and well trained soldiers.
The period OF compulsory military
service should be no longer than the
time required to properly train n SOL
der, but there should be no limit 70
the educational privileges.
Pvt Paul Burg.
Troop L. 18th Z. S. Cav.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19

Editor Il Paso Herald.
On Sunday night two men stood IN
dark spot near the Salvation Army
hall on San Jacinto street. They were
acting like plotters- Unbeknown to
them. = patriotic war lecturer, late
OF France, was listening and over
heard appraisements OF Germany. be-
littlement Of Uncle Sam and cursinE
Of England. The war lecturer verbally
"butted IN" IN defence OF the United
States and its ally. The brutes re-
turned his patriotic Intervention BY
mauling him. destroying his clothing.
knocking out front teeth. humping
ana kicking him on toe head.
Though badly broken, the patriot
ran after them IN search Of a police
man. but was unable to find one ere
the DULLES made their get away. one
man was dark. tall and bulky, weigh
ing about 200 or go pounds: the
other had sore eyes, a cracked voice
and can utter few words without
swearing. No doubt these men will
have discussed their exploit with
their acquaintances ere this-puttfng
their own construction on Il. OF
course such are kindly asked 70 help
the writer locate the Rssaulters by
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19
Little interviews

lies in such destitute condition as to
need financial help from the county"
During the last two days the city
detective office has had no calls on
theft or burglaries or any call to in
yestigate such charges" said captain
Of detectives W. A Simpson such
a condition Is a very rare thing around
this office and ! cannot refrain from
mentioning it 1t appears the whole
sale arrests which this department
has recently made and the convictions
which have followed Is having the
desired effect Of stamping out this
lawiess practice, and II is our desire
70 make it a very unpopular thing in
FL Paso-"
Agricultural conditions in SsnaIot
were never better, and facilities, in
GLIDING the Southern Pacific trains,
are comparatively favorable" said E.
H Tays- We hope to aid the farm
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19
UncLe WaLfs Denatured Poenl.
Flu Survivors

II you've survived the ghtful With lungs Of T sbor
the struggled through weather dread to meet
eonYaent to
NAG % suffer want to @ about the beng shooting;
want 70 tel how abh the
draw breath the Jay his frenzy the edge Of death
when infuerzy with
o Il but said be produced can't survive So NAM
% he cried asek put poutice on nv
e another bosom The fever the heat was
Ike Sanara; they flooded with castor oil ea
pouiiced
me ps Of dynamite and chunks of powder The at last
peg CON ny nat and sweater; III have aputate
nay grow better They poulce
es and "a be dead ouitters For dav
and Gays ne droos until the moons
the boastful
Copyright By George Matthew AaamA WALT MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19
ParsOn and Wife Fight
H. C. OIL. With Groceru

Newark, O.. Nov. ia preacher
and his wife here are aiding in the
ught against high prices and are
teathering their own nest by running
home.
Rev and Mrs. ". h Swartz, who
operate this grocery, live in a thickIy
settled residence section Of well 10 do
citizens. Patrons carry home their
purchases in baskets. Reduced prices
are made possible because there Is no
rent
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19
ByBriggs

ers south OF Us in the marketing OF
their crops. toos together with ours
Sinaloa Is trying a mild form Of pro-
hibition, which permits beer and light
wines 10 be sold in saloons, and pro-
hibits only whisky, mescaI and te-
quila- The plan is regarded with lit
tie resentment"
One way 70 solve the problem
presented BY high taxes is a more
thorough system OF assessor ntS.''
said NJ n. Winningham ARKANSAS.
which IS noted for low tax rates, pre-
sents a good example OF this and
their assessment methods are worth
at least our notice in Texas. There,
every one must under penalty OF i'm
prisonment, render his property, and
u he does not. pepalties are added.
Every item OF property must be rem
dered, too I believe II all property
were rendered. taxes could be reduced
greatly"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19
Little lncrUieUs
Capital Is Ready For Development of the Mines in Mexico
10000 Soldiers Are Now In Deng Future Plans Unknown

OF course we OF FL Paso are inter
" ested in opening up tAe border
ports" said F. c. Human, but from
other points. especially from CaHfor-
MIA. are coming inquiries as to posi-
bilities. especially regarding mining,
in Mexico. IN the past two weeks I
have met three punches OF California
capitalists who came here for the sole
purpose OF getting information as
near first hand as they could as to
conditions in Mexico and to try to get
track Of mining properties with a view
to acquiring interests down Ehere il
found satisfactory. These men showed
up that they were financially able TO
90 business Nor are inquiries about
Mexico coming alone from California.
/ have received letters asking for in
formation and I know OF others here
who have As soon as the ports are
opened and II conditions are found
satisfactory ! am sure capital viii be
forthcoming for Mexican mining and
perhaps other enterprises"
There are about 10000 soldiers in
camp Cody now and they were re-
leased from quarantine last week.
said J. A Mahoney, merchant and
banker OF Deming, n. II. NO one
knows what plans the government
viii adopt as to the environments. of
the troops in Camp Cody now. about
1000 OF them are OF the new draft for
the s7th division Some Of the last
who arrived about the time the news
OF the signing OF the armistfce came
have been sent back"
The outbreak OF influenza in the
lower valley has meant the addition of I
a few more names TO the county pen
sion rolls" said J. B. Gwin. The /
associated Charities has had two en-
pioyes canvassing the lower valley I
for poverty stricken families. and. /
while we find that the epidemic is al /
most past, there are a number OF fam
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19
n FORE TRUTH
|N THAN
POETRY



anyway the 4. E F. will not have
to eat $4,000 pounds OF primes that
has been ordered for It
ProgresH.
Substituting the red flag for thu
black flag in Germany i a step to-
ward civilization, although not much
According TO P3sa.
Ny. William HohenzoIlern has also
retired without losses 10 4 previously
prepared position
II She Gets In as An.
Germany's place IN the League o.
Nations should be at the tail end OF
the second division.
Help IL Along.
When the war is all over the boys
VIII have more leisure TO enjoy the
comforts that the War Work drive
VIII buy them
In Germany.
Not peace. but pieces.
The First in Four Years.
Uncle sam is going to have a real
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19

An officer writes in soldier publication that colun-
bia, S c., is the worst proteerng town in the whole
United States There officers and enlisted men IN
every camp in the country who VIII dispute that state
men each Of them in favor of the nearest his camp
all of which merely proves that hogs raised in all parts
Paso.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19
Why Do We Do 1t? A Few Queries
Pertinent To the Buy At Home Idea

time, why read one printed in Boston.
written in Jerusalem. and sold by a
Chicago or Kansas City mall order
house?
Why do we crawl into a Michigan
bed, under blankets made in New Jer-
setts2
We are kept awake. however, by
the bowls OF dog made in FL Paso.
The people OF .HogwaIlow Corners
VIII be sorry when Hiram Corntassle
goes out Of business. They viii have
no place TO buy on credit while wait
ing for the c. o. D. or cash in ad-
vance goods, from the mail order
houses.tti!
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19
Hunt Loses A Prop.

CATURDAY'S newspapers carried announcement of the
- death of Leroy Ladd, Phoenix Arizona Save that
Mr. Ladd at the time of his sickness and death held the
official position Of chairman of the state commission
public institutions the news of his passing carried little
significance, possibly to great many readers Yet prob
ably all Of them have read his writings under another
and VIII be interested to know that hscareer the south
west most unique
Mr.. Ladd contracted influenza and died of pneumonia
Before coming to Arizona in 1911 connected with
the Hartford Courant and the San Francisco Chronicle
He came to Arizona and got job reporter the Sill
Belt at Globe Later he became editor of the Daily
Globe and about that time allied himself with the radical
wing of the Democratic party and with the political
tunes of George W. P. Hunt.
June 1912 the transfer of Muford winsor to be
Hunts private secretary which position he filled until ap
pointed to place the commission on public insti
tutions
1t while he private secretary to Gov Hunt that
his writings became known to most southwestern people,
for he credited with the authorship of most of the
governors procaatons and other state papers many Of
which striking in their originality and impressive in
their display of vocabulary; Of such literary merit indeed
as TO more than qualify Mr. Ladd worthy to
Mulford Winsor.
Furthermore throughout the entire time of his official
connections at the capitol Mr. Ladd has been known as
the confidential advisor of Gov Hunt He not only was
credited with having advised the governor many of his
policies but also in charge of the Hunt governorshp
ontest last year and practically managed the last two
Democratic state campaigns
However might differ from Mr. Ladd's political
views It underisble that he Of forcefu character
energetic and possessed Of genius for organization He
was indeed power behind the administration.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19
YOUR HEAD
- 1880 49, -

@KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN
FRITZIE BOT.-
Keep your head down. F'ritzie boy.
Keep your head down. F,ritzie boy,
Late last night by the shell fire light
We say YOU, we saw YOU.
You were mending your broken wire
When We opened with r-r-rapid fire:
II you want to see your Water IN der
Vaterland
Keep your head down. Fritzis boy.
(Kani1ee Parody.l
Keep your shades down, Mary Ann.
Keep your shades down. Mary Ann.
Late last night by the pale moonlight,
We saw YOU, We saw YOU.
You were combing your auburn hair,
i was hanging upon a chair
II You want 70 keep your secrets from
your future man,
keep your shades down. Narv Ann.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19
Now That War Is Over, What Will
The Walters Blame Everything On?

u Ne fIulIIllIII
OR THE price Of spinach
OR THE fish wasn't done.
or THERE wasn't air enough
OR THERE was \ draft
OR WHY did the orchestra
MAKE so much noise.
OR TIE toast vas dry.
AND I'D ordered It Suttsred
Or WHY IT took him 80 long
To BRING my check
on WHATEVER It TaA
HE'D always look at ne.
AND SAT-.
~DO ToU want Us to lose ths war;
AND OF course I didn't.
AND I'D be ashamed.
AND APOLOGIZE.
AND on las: Monday night
wHES vas celebrating.
AND EATING out
HE Split soup on ne
AND I complained
AND HE said
@YoU SHOULD worry.
@ABoUT a little soup.
WHEN TIE var {. over
AND I'VE been wondering
HOW LOSe It win Be
BEFORE WE can speak to the
LIKE We used to speak to them
AND IF they're going to begin.
TO LAE all the blame.
on THE coming peace.
AND IF eornmsal nusA-
WILL EVER go back
TO THE size It was.
BEFORE THEY dwartsd It.
THANK you
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19

Z y. Davis, who was recently
elected constable to succeed Lon Gar
ner. is acting as deputy to sheriff
Seth B. Orndorff. pending his Inaugu-
ration as constable.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19

R L. Obear has been appointed
clerk in the city building department.
succeeding Mrs. May Hadlock Car
Isle. who has accepted \ position with
the bitulithic company at Las Vegas,
y. n
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19

It is unOffically reported that there is somewhere
among the many little German states king prncelng
who has abdicated but confirmation is impossible
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19

The allied troops VIII now take up the watch on the
Rhine
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19

Germany has lost the whole world but sooner OF later 1t
may gain its own soul.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19

communicating with Secret" Herald
oftice- All communications viii be
treated confidentiaIiy. Secret.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19

The next good feature story will include picture O.
the who claims he fired the last shot in the war
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19

Germany can't play in the league of nations it may
organize Boehe league of its
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-11-19

Tn regulation Christmas carton fer
soldiers in France is all right If you
want Z send your boy 4 chocolate wa
fer or a mustard plaster. What's be-
come O. tn ole time manager that used
T advertise a strictly moral enter
tainment?