davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
1000 KAzoKQ zUvo.

Stockholm, svedija, sau-
sio 5. Is Haparanda gau-
ia zinia, kad pietYakariniam
rusu, kares fronte eksplioda-
vo didelis amunicijos san
delis. Kuone per pusantros
myios aplinkui visi namai
sunaikinta.
Ekspliozijos metu arti to
sandelio buyo sustoiusig
traukiniu su 1000 .kazokq.
Jie keliavo i Dono apsk1iti
Jie visi ig vieno zuvo ,nuo
pakilusios ekspliozijos.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
SUSIRINKIM.AS BUSIAS
ATIDARYTAS
r. SAUSIO 18 D.

Petrogradas, sausio 5. -
BolSeviku vyriausvbe galu-
tinai nusprende, kad stc
giamasis Rusljos susi1inh-
mas bus atidarytas sausio
18 diena.
Tikimasi, 'kad ligi mine
tos dienos susifinks Petro-
gradan reikala1ijami 400
atstovq. ti...'i
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
GAL PRIPAzINS
UKRAINA.

Londonas, sausio 4.-"Ex-
change Telegraph" kompa-
MICS korespondentas is Pc
trogrado pranesa, kad rusq
komisijonieriai nusprende
pradeti derybas SUI ukral-
nais reikale Ukrainos res
publikos pripazinimo, jel
ukrainai atsizades remit
generola Kaledinesa, kazo-
kp vada, kurs kariauja prizes
bo1sevikus. Sakoma, kad tos
derybos rusp SUI ukrainais
ivyksiancios mieste Smolen-
ske ar Vitebske.
Nori prasalinti kariuomene
is Persijos.
BolSeviku uzsieniu reika-
lu minister's Trockis, pra-
mesa tas pat correspondent
tas, pasiuntes Persijos w
riausybei pasiulyma, kad j.
mai stotu su rusais ! derry
bas reikale rusu kariuome-
mes IS Persijos atsaukimo.
Busia galima tai padaryti,
lei If Turkija sutiks saTo
kariuomene atsaukti is Per
sijos. "
Korespondentas pazynl,
kad buves> Rusijos ministe-
riu pirmininkas Kerenskis
esas iisrinktas atstoVu stel-
giamajin susirinkiman. Ke-
.renskis. buvusi cara Nikalo-
|iu su jo seimyna todel is
.siuntes j Siberia, kad pri-
.sibijojes vokieeiq uzpuoli-
mo, kuomet pastarieji eme
briauties siauriniam rusq
fronte. 1&"-
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
IIIIllHHIIIII ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
GAISRASe LAIKU
UzSLOPINTAS.
Hobokeny N. j.; sausio ;

Hoboken, N. J.,s sausio 5.
= Gionai gaisras sunaikino
sesip alrgstp didelius ma
mus, kuriuose buvo nkrau:
ia iiVaiiriu prekiq. iKadanEgi
nepertoiausia kilusiol gal
sro yra amunicijos 5dirbtu=
yes, tatail prisibijota baisaus
atsitikimo. s1saukti is aps
linkiniq miestG gaisrininlzai
teciau gaisra uzslopino. d
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
y PLEs;1KAI PAGRoBE
DAUG BRANGENYBIU.

3I4Automobilin plesiEai
vakar dienos netu pries
pietus uzpuole jubilierine
krautuve, 1888 So. Ashland
ave- Su revo1VeEiais prisfa-
t8 prize sienos rautuves sa=
v1iininka ir kelis darbininlzus
ir pagrobe, sakona, Is TUX
stanesiq dolie1iq vertes
brangakmenu.
Krautuve uzpuole tue
metti, kuomet Ygatvese buyo
pima zmoniu. aDrasumas ne
ispasakytas.
Pelicija ieid gaudyti
n1duiR1sill lllazl1lr plssikql.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
BOI,SEVIKAI DERYBk
ATNAUJINS.
Bet pastatys savotiskus
reikalavimus.

Londonss, sausio 4.-Ru-
su bolSeviku taikos atstovai
rytoj atnaujins taikos derry
bas Brest-Litovske, anot
gautp ziniu is Petrogrado.
Rusu atstovai paruoSe save
pasiulymus, kadangi vokie-
Giq pasiulymai nepriimtir
situose pasiulymuose rusQ
atstovai neatmainomai pa
reikalaus, kad jei Vokietija
pageidauja taikos, jinai bu-
tinai privalo atSaukti visa
kariuomene is uzimtQ teri
toriju.
Situo reikalavimu, bet ne
kitaip, bus atnaujinta derry
bos, anot pranesimo IS Pet
rogrado j "Daily Mail"
- Rytoj tasai klausimas
Brest-Litovske bus pastaty-
tas pi1mon vieton. Kuomet
bus pravesta taika, Vokieti-
ia be jokio atideliojimo tu-
ri atsaukti kariuomene IS
uzimtu teritorijq Lietuvos,
Lenhjos ir KurSo). Tuomet
tose teritorijose bus praVes-
tas referendumas. Gyvento-
jai pats saVo balsais nusta-
tvs savo. Saliu valdymosl
forma. Kol bus pravestas
referendumas Sails valdys
parinkti pilie6iai atstoFal su
vietines milicijos pagelba.
Centrales valstybes, sa-
koma, pranesusios rusams,
kad jos 1aikysis saVo. pir-
mutinip salygQ.
Gauta zinios, kad bolsevl-
kp vyriausybe austrams-Vo-
kieeiams pasiuneiusi ultl-
matuma. Ultimatume aus
tr,p-voheeiq atstovams sa-
koma, ,kad rusai pertrauk-
sia visokias derybas, kol
Vokietija su Austria plr-
miau neapleisianeios uzimtQ
teritorijp - Lenkijos, Lie
tuvos ir Kurso.
Bolsevikai bevieliu tele-
grafu pasiunte atsiliepima /
centrally valstybip gwen
tojus, kad jie saVo'vyriau-
sybiu pareikalautq daryt1
taika, paremtp principu "be
aneksiju If kontribucilp. .
Tai padaryta is Petrogrado.
Telegrama, be abejones,
pagavo: oficijalis Vokietijos
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
Murininku rekrutavimas.

Washington. = Generolas
Crowder visiems valstij'll
gubernatoriams pasiunte
paredyma kuoveikiaus SUI
mobilizuoti 1000 murinin-
kll, kurie butinai reikalingi
suv. Valstiju armijai, vel
kianceiai Prancuzijoje. Ne
pasakoma, ka ten murinin-
kai veiksia.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
100000 darbo dienu
nuejo niekais.


Washington. -Suvirs pu-
Sc milijono darbo dienp ME
kais nuejo prie ,gaminimo
nauju laivu. Tas dienas SUI
gaisino streikai ir lokautai.
Streikuose eme dalyvuma
apie 10000 darbininkp per
menesi. sitos skaitlines pa
imtos is raporto R. B. Ste
vens, kurs priklauso laivu
gaminimo komisijai.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
META1-voL. III. .
LS.DARBO .LAUKOf /

union. Sake, Sta unija pri-
sijungs prie Americas Dar-i
.bo Federacljos.
Organizavimosi judejimas
apims yeikiai ir kitu Ame-
rikos ,miestq laikraseiu re-
porterius. Reporteriai w
savo darba nori nuskirti,
minimali uzmokesti. Mes
siandie jie labai prastai
apmnkami. llt 4g.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
AMERIKONAI NETURI
PINIGQ.

PETRoGRADAs, sausio
5. Kuomet bolsevikai cio-
mai uzgrobe visas bankas,
suv. valstiju ambasados
nariai neteko pinigu. Sake
ma, neturi kuo uzsi1noketi
net uz pragyye1ima.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
GEI,EzIN1sELLAI PA
LIKsIA vYRIAUsY-
BEs RANKOSE.

WASHINGTON, sausio 5.
. Is prezidento pranesimo
kongresui gelezinkeliu rel
kale .suprantama, kad visi
Salies gelezinkeliai kaip ka-
res metu, taip If po kares
jau pasiliksia ne kompani-
ju, bet vyriausybes rankose.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
,Laikrastininkai orga-
i3r nizuojasi,

4 Duluth, MINI. Miestu
Duluth il Superior laikras-
eiu reporteriai, kulrie laik-
:;s rasseeifams CLAIMS pristato zinias, SUI
siorganizavo union.
Darbo vadovai,, k1rie tue
reika1u rupinasi, tyirrtina,
kad Minnesota yalsgtijoj
kuotne visii. /. reporteriai istojo
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
PRIPAzINS BOLsEVIKU
VYRIAUSYBE.
Londonas, sausio 5.

Londonas, sausio 5. -
"Daily Chronicle raso,
kad talkininkai turbut pa
galiaus pripazins teisota
Lenino vyriausybe Rusijo,
ie. Tuomi tikimasi, atsiektl
tas, kad bolsevikai per
trauks visokias derybas su
Vokietija.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
Observation-Disclosures
.NAUJAUSIOS
z|.I.NIlO.S 1.
NORvKGIJA NETEKO
I, DAUGE11o L,.A1vV.

COPENHAGEN, sausio
5. Praeitais metals Nor
vegija neteko savo 367 lai.
w 566,0O0. tonp intilpimo
Sd tais laivais neteko ir 234
jurininkp. Tai vokieciQ mar
dancip laivip ir ninp dar-
has. i
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
/ MtJsIAI vERDUNo
49, FRONTE.

Paryzius, sausio 4. Off
eijaliai praneSama, kad pa
selusiai veil1ia artilerija
Champagne apskrityj il
Merduno fronte. Vokieciu
Alzase atmusta. Va
kar numuSta 8 Voheciq LAX
stytQvai ir vienas balionas.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
JAPoNIJA PRIPAzIsTA
BOI.sEVIKUS.

LoNDONAs,; sausio 5.
Japonijos vyriausybe nu-
sprende pripa5inti Lenino
vyriausybe II uzmegsti dip
lomatinius ryaius su Russia.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05

zis ateina Nei vienos va
landos negaisinti prisirengi'
me. Reilia veikiau priisirea9
gti, kols Ypkietija Buspes sas:
vo ar1nijasapelrnesti is, rytis
Mo vakazinins ttronfanEsY t
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
ANGLAI PASIVARE ;
t LENS !FRONTE,

Londonas, sausio 3.
Cambria frontei Yakar ivyko
mazesni susiremimai, Canal
du Nord apylinkese. Anglai
pasivar6 kick pirmyn Lens
fronte.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
TALKININKAI PRIvA-
10 sTATYTI vIsAes WIS:
SAVO JEGAS.
Kitaip gall iseiti niekas.
Washington. sausio 5.

Washington, saus1o .. =
Rusp su vokieciais taiikos
derybos nors sutrukdytos,
teciau vokieciai deda visas
pastangasN derybas kaip
nors ir vel atnaujinti. To
mis- derybonis gales pas
inaudoti, Nokietijos stabas,
kad prisiruosti prize, despe-
ratisko uzpuoimo prizes tai
kininkus vakaruose.
Talkininkai ir Suv. Val
stijos ruoSSiasi pasipriesinti
tam uzpuolimui, kurs gami-
namas vasario pabaigoje ar
ba kovo pradzioje.
Taip sprendziama cionai
oficijaliuose rateliuose. Me
kas negali pasakyti, kaip
dideli Suv. Valstijos inns
dalyyuna atremti voheei1l
uzpuolima. Tx zinoma, kad
kareiviu lavinimo laikas bus
zymiai sutrumpintas. Gi Jq
pasiuntimo klausimas atsl-
remia j laivu istekliq.
simet islos ar pralos.
Kares sekretorius Baker
atsisako nurodineti veikes-
MO prisirengimo reikalq,
su1issta su pulkininko House
atsiliepimu. Kaip zinoma,
pulkininkas House buvo sl
misiia Londone ir Paryziuj
ir tenai asmeniSkai patyre
apie kares stow.
Paminejima, kad Suv.
Valstijos ir talkininkai islos
ar pralos simet kare, pada-
re buvusios puIkininko
House nlisijos kaikurie ma
rial. Tasai issireiskimas pa
kele didele cionai sensacija.
Pulkininko House prane-
ssimas is apsilankymo Euro
pole parodo, kad suv. Val
stijos ir talkininkai butlnal
privalo sutraukti visa saFo
kariuomene vakaru frontan,
kad sukoneveikti rengiama
vokieG6ipp desperatiska uz-
puolima.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
PREF. WILsoNAso
g7KONGRESE.
Washington sausio 5.

Washington sausio 5.
Vakar kongrese savo p
n1esima l1ssi gelezinkeliu reikale
skate PREF. Wilson's. Pa
re5iika1avo kelitl 'ssimtu mill
JONI j51 j dolieriu tinkan1arn e
lezziinkeliq suttvarkymui Vi
soj SIS ssalyj. ....i...'. !. II
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
BUS TREcIOJI I.AISVEs
PASKOLA.

WASHINGTON, sausio 5.
cionai patirta, kad tire
cioji laisves paskola busian-
tt paskelbta vasario 15t d.,
s. m. Kaip jinai bus didele,
nezinoma. ISl
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05

bevielio TELEGRAPH aparatas
Nauene. Be ar ta telegrama
atsiliepimas i gyvento-
jus = bus paskelbta, kol-
-kas negalima suzinoti.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05

. Londonas, sausio 4.
Gauta zinia kad, Austrijos
imperatorius Karolis leido
Veng1iiai sudaryti nuosa-
via kariuomene.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
Bo|SeVikai butinai nOri, kdd
vOkieCiai ap|eistQ LietuVa
" ir LGnkijq /:
SIMET KARE TURF BUT LAIMETA Ar PRALAIMETA
---SAKOMA WASHINGTONE i.

True translation filed with the post
master at Chicago, ILL.,, on January
5, 1918, as required by the act of
October s, 1917.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05

True translation filed with the post
master at Chicago, ILL.,, on January
5. 1918, as required by the act of
October s, 1917.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05

True translation filed with the post
master at Chicago, ILL.,, on January
5, 1918, as required by the act or
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05

Washington, sausie 4.
Anglijos arnbasadorius
Spring Rice saukiamas An
.glijon. sakoma, jis eia dau-
giau jau nebegrisias.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05

True translation filed with the post
master az Chicago, I'LL, on January
S., 1918, as required by the act Of
81,
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05
Netekta/ daug laivu.5

Pulkininko House pran'e--
Sine taip-pat pazymimia, 1i ,,
kad talkininku nuostol;iaEli j
laivuose yra kur7kas 3 dldes- les
nj, negu oficijaliai skelbqiaTT qi'
ma. Nardancios laiyes vel q
kia.
Kad prilygti nardangi1ll az m
laiviu .naikinino darbyQli,
,Suv. Valstijos If talkininkai
Iprivalo su didziausia pasku-
ba gaminti daugiau lalvQ.
Baker tyli. .z-.
Kares sekretorius Baker
atsisako diskusuoti, kad 81
met kare turetu pasibaigti.
10 nuomone, suv. Valstijo
dabar yra pa6iam savo isl
:jjudinime, ir gall sayo je-
gas parodyti simet. Zinc
mas daiktas, tuomet nebutQ
nei kalbos apie vodeeii'll
ilaimejima.
| Kit kares departments
Ivaldininkai iudija, kadf kri=
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05

True translation filed with the post
master at Chicago, I'LL, on January
iEF 1913, asi required by the act Of
!. October 6, 1917. {i
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05

- Philadelphia, sausio 4.
- Ivyko moteriu riauses uz
angliu pasidainima,
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-01-05

True translation filed with the post
master at Chicago, ILL.,, on january
[ S, 1913! as required by the act Of
| October 6, 1917.
The Wisconsin weekly blade. [volume] (Madison, Wis.) 1916-1925, 1918-10-24
AN APPEAL
BELOIT. WIS.

Leymore Johnson, child six years
of age, was recently criminally as
saulted and outrageously abused by
one, Frank Saladino, young Itali-
an. September 18th the case was call
ed in the Municipal court and for some
reason unexplained at present the ac-
cused was permitted TO go and the
case apparently abandoned by the au-
thorities. 1t would seem that this is
a fit case for the serious consideration
of all believers of justice and the due
administration of the law. Private
counsel has been employed and money
is needed to defray expenses.
Now, /, as president Of the Coop
eratiee Development and Progressive
Association Of the State of Wiscon-
sir, do hereby call upon every men,
Der of said association and all believ-
ers in fair play and justice to con-
tribute to this expense as it is now i'm
possible to say to what ends it may be
necessary to 90 to secure the proper
administration Of the law in respect
to this foul crime.
Contributions may be sent to Miss
Marie White, Secretary of the Associ-
alton, at 1T North Washington ST.,
GAINESVILLE, Wis, and she will forward
receipt for same
VIM S Williams, President,
449 St Paul ave, Beloit.
Miss Marie White, Secretary,
III North Washington St,
GAINESVILLE, Wis.
The Wisconsin weekly blade. [volume] (Madison, Wis.) 1916-1925, 1918-10-24
KAISER AND THE DEVIL

On the telephone one day.
The girl at central listened
To all they had to say.
Hellon she heard the Kaiser's
voice.
Is old man Satan home?
Just tell him this is Kaiser Bill
THAT wants him on the
phone"
The devil said "hello" to Bill
And Bill said, How are youY
Il am running here a hell on
earth
So tell me what to do"
I" What can / do? the devil said,
My dear old Kaiser Bill,
IF there S anything that | can
DO to help you L sure will.
The Kaiser said, "Now listen
And | will try and tell
The way that / am running
On earth a modern hell.
I've saved for this a many year.
I've started out to kill.
Now that will be a modern job,
You leave to Kaiser Bill.
My submarines are devils.
why you should see them
fight.
They go sneaking through the
sea
"And sink a ship at sight.
4 was running things to suit
myself
Till year or SO ago,
When a man named Woodrow
Wilson
Wrote me to go slow.
lie said to me, Dear William
1--WE don't want to make you
sore,
so be sure and tell your U-boats
To sink our ships no more.
4 did not listen to him,
80 he coming after me.
With bunch of Negro soldiers
From their home across the
sea.
Now, that S why l called you,
Satan,
For | want advice from you.
And | knew that you would tell
me,
Just what | ought to do. .
My dear old Kaiser William,
There s not much to tell,
f." For the blacks will make it hot
ter for you,
Ethan | can for you in hell.
" / We been a mean old devil,
But half as mean as you
And the minute that you get
here,
"Ill give my job to you.
III be ready for your coming,
And III have the fire all
bright,
And III have your room all
ready
When the blacks begin to
fight.
"Now, the Ninth and Tenth will
get you.
"There s nothing more to tell.
Hang up the 'pohne and get
your hat,
"And meet me here in hell. "
As recited by-Rattle Snake
KID
The Wisconsin weekly blade. [volume] (Madison, Wis.) 1916-1925, 1918-10-24
FOR SALE

Keep Warm-One large Base
Burner Stove, with drum sufficient
to heat from & to 10 rooms. Rea-
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Wilson, 537 Conklin Place. Phone
Badger 5845.
The Wisconsin weekly blade. [volume] (Madison, Wis.) 1916-1925, 1918-10-24

AN UP-TO-DATE SUPPER AND
HALL0WE EN- PARTY AT
THE HOME OF THE BUCK
NERS

NERS
Everybody cordially invited to
attend this grand fete.
Prizes will be offered and old
time refreshments served.
Advertising Manager Theodore
Burks has been invited to speak
on the origin of Hallowe EN-.
Committee Misses Gladys and
Marion Buckner, Mesdames Ma
mic Anderson, Irene Woolford,
D0vie Glover and Eta Baird.
A regular Hallowe 'en Party and
supper at the home of Buckner's,
West Washington Ave, Oct. 31st,
by the Household of Ruth Club.
All are invited
Willie Lawrence was in the city
for an indefinite stay.
j. L. Lewis, Conklin CT, was
isdisposed this week.
Mr.. Harry Allison called at the
Blade Office Tuesday evening.
Mr.. Henry Turner was ill
few days this week with an at
tack OF LaGrippe.
Mrs. j. A. Adkins was in bed
few days this week, suffering
with INDIGESTION
Mrs. c. w. Glover, South Mad
isOn, is improving after being in
disposed for week.
MIR. and Mrs. Ford Elliott and
family are all indisposed at this
writing.
j. w. Hill is up and out again
after being indisposed for sever
al days.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. n. Wilson,
Conklin Place, spent the week
end in Chicago visiting relatives.
Mrs. Chas. Hicks, East Dayton
street, is still very i'll with intiu-
enza. She was taken to the Gen
eral Hospital Monday evening.
Private Chas. Hicks, after sew
eral days furlough, returned to
Camp Grant Monday
Misses Derel and Selena Adj
king were dinner guests Of Fred
die Mae Hill Sunday
Mr.. Phil. Brown, Middleton.
left Monday evening for Sewick-
ley, Pa, his old home, to visit
relatives.
Cards announcing safe arrival
overseas were received by The
Blade from Sergeants Capel and
Battise.
Mrs. Harry Allison continues
i'll at her home 62O South Park
street We wish for her an early
recovery.
w. II. Jenkins, $40 North Hen
ry street, after several months
stay in the city, left Tuesday
morning for Chicago where he
will reside in the future.
The many friends of Miss
Phoebe Hines will be glad to hear
that she is able to be up and cut
again after an illness of several
weeks.
Mr.. Eli Rice, noted phenome-
nal high baritone singer, of Osh-
kosh, will appear in Madison on
Nov. 18th assisted by local tai
ent. Hear him.
A regular IIallowe' EN- Party
and supper at the home Of the
Buckner's 768 West Washington
avenue, Oct. 31st, by the House
hold Of Ruth Club. All are in
vited.
Miss May Wilkerson, West
Washington avenue, is very i'll
with influenza. She was taken to
the General hospital Monday af-
ternoOn.
The funeral of Miss Elizabeth
Vaughns was conducted from the
residence Friday, Oct. 18th. Many
were the floral designs which be-
spoke the esteem in which she was
held by her many friends.
Miss Matte Williams after an
illness OF a week died Saturday,
October 10Th at the home of her
brother, Roy Williams, West Cor
ham street. Funeral services
were held Wednesday from Pow
ell's Undertaking Parlors.
The Wisconsin weekly blade. [volume] (Madison, Wis.) 1916-1925, 1918-10-24

Have you made your Victory
Pledge?
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
She Landed One.

Patience-You know she did want to
get married for years.
Patrice-She should have used the
right kind of bait.
''She did,"
"And didn't he bitef'
"He did-the poor fsh!"
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
Couldn't Help It.

Couldn't Help II.
Editor-Your poem contained many
sparkling gems.
POet-Indeed?
,Editor-Yes; they flashed when the
flames caught them.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
Make Labels STAY On.

To fasten the name labels on cans
and bottles containing foodstuffs, use
piece of adhesive plaster. This will
stick to any surface and the annoy
ance caused by labels falling off will
be at an end.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
Somewhat Dubious.

'Listen to this, wife. The centena-
rian says he has eaten an apple day
since childhood, and chewed tobacco
continuously. Just think of living to
be hundred years old"
II might manage an apple day, but
I fear I couldn't chew tobacco con-
tinuously."
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
PAPER Clothing.

Paper clothing has long been known.
sometimes for its cusssedness, but re.
Gently there was discovered method
Of waterproof1ng cloth made from
wood pulp which greatly increases the
life of the garment. Some paper cloth
Is brittle, but there is one variety
known to the Japanese which Will
Withstand 1880 foldings without
breaking.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
Paraguay Cattle Lands.

Paraguay contains some of the best
cattle lands in the world, although
these resources have not yet been ad-
equately developed. The republic now
contains about 100000 head of cattle.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
Use the Soft Pedal.

II wonder why it is that we love
the old songs best?" asked the senti-
mental one. II think" said her worka-
day hearer, "it's because they're not
sung so often"
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
Medium colored.

..What do you think about the
charges against these factions?"
II don't think any Of them are az
black as they're painted"
"No, nor as pure as they're white
washed"
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
Tryino to Unload.

Trying to Unload.
eve should profit by our past mis-.
takes" remarked the philosophic man.
'That's just what I'm trying to do,"
said Mr.. Gadspur. 'Know anybody
who wants to- buy piece of suburban
property?"
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
For Clerk Of Court

hereby announce myself a Republican
candidate for denomination for the Office o.
Clerk OF the District Court subject to the will
OF the voters OF Steele County, N. D., at the
June primary. Your vote and influence re-
spectfully solicited.
l5t d. w. VADNIE.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
POLITICAL Advertisements
For Sheriff

10 the Voters of steele County. North Dakota:
thereby announce my candidacy for nomi-
nation on the Republican ticket, for the Of
flee Of Sheriff OF Steele County, and respect
fully solicit your support and suffrage at the
primary election to be held in June.
Sincerely,
A. o. Brake.
5O-16ti Sharon, N. Oak.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
The Lure Of verbiaoe.

The Lure Of VeEbiaQe.
"Some questions are never an
swered."
True. A great deal Of discussion
is like saying, Polly want crackerT'
to parrot. The parrot hands 1t back
and the conversation goes on indef1-
nitely over a cracker that nobody
cared about in the first place."
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
Appropriate Remark

Appropriate Remark.
"What did the fallen Jockey say
when they pulled him from under his
prOstrate mount?"
HE said, THAT Is horse on mel r"
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14

Grammar.
You say q kiss must be noun;
I've really no compunction
To tell you that your parts Of speech
Are mixed-'tis conjunction.
Pitt Panther.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
Quite So.

Quite So.
Wife-The photographer you sent
out here simply snapped the children
and the house and then went of.
He-I see. A case of snap and 20.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14

"Do you think you could be true to
one man for a lifetime?"
II surely could, but not to the same
one"
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
Educated.

Educated.
Hoity-I'm told she speaks several
languages.
Toity-Yes, golf, polo and horse
Town Topics.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
An Odd storehouse

An Odd Storehouse.
'The feast at the club was seasoned
with its well-known Attic salt"
"How queer! We keep ours In the
Kitchen" -.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
Not That pistrle

Not That District.
He-They say the woman's vote In
this district is very light.
She-Nothing of the sort. Nearly
every woman registered is brunette.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14
Grateful Praise.

Grateful Praise.
"Well, dear, how does my record
compare so far with your mother's7"
''Your fusses are nothing like the
ones mother used to make"
The Hope pioneer., 1918-03-14

Doesn't Care Who 10 Stuck.
"Is he good to his wife?"
every. He let's her have everything
and anything the stores will trust him
for"