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B R o d II E A D

Lee Carson. 13 years old, young
est son of MIR. and Mrs w. A.
Carson, died at Gas o'cl ock Tues.
day morning with influenza. Lee
had never been strong physically
and had been a sufferer for many
years with asthma and doubtless
had some tuberr,ifar trouble AND
the disease proved to much for
his run down condition and after
several days of Intense suffering
finally succumed to it. He was
a bright boy, favorite of the
family and every body liked him.
He was a member of the Chris.
tan church and a regular at.
tendant both of church and Sun.
day School and will be greatly
missed by his many young friends
and associates. In many re
spects this was one of the saddest
funerals we ever attended, aud
what made 1t more so was the
small number that was able to
attend, and so many of his little
friends were unable to attend
either because of sickness or the
scare of the disease. The re-
mains were buried at the Chris.
tian church cemetery Wednes.
day afternoon at 200 O'Clock
after short services by his pas.
tor, Elder L N. Bowling. Besides
his father and mother he is sur
vived by one sister, Miss Ella Car
son. Matron of school at Col
chord, w. Va, and four broth
ers, Blain, Owens. Gus and
Wayne. Blaine and Ovens are
in the service of Uncle Sam and
could net reach here IN time for
the funeral, as was the case with
Miss Ella. Mr.. and Mrs. Carson
and the entire family have the
sympathy of their many friends
in this sad bereavement Mrs.
II. H. Hutcheson, of Middlesboro,
has been the guest of her sister.
Mrs. w. 4. Gravely recently
Mrs. Frank Baker and children,
of Winchester, were here a few
days ago the guest of their uncle.
John Robins and family. Three
deaths have been reported in the
last few days from Flu in the
v iggins settlement. A small
child of Levi Denny, ayOung man
son of Bill Newell and the wife
of James Spooramore. - Gov.
Firth, who fell from a train on
which he was braking, is able to
be out on crutches. WIN. Fran
cisco who has a good pasition
with a Coal Company in the
mountains, came home Sunday
on account Ioflthe serious illness
of his family. Mrs Francisco
and their son, John karris. are
mighty sick and their recovery is
very doubtful at present.-Cap-
tain George Firth, now stationed
at training camp in South Caro-.
lima, was with his parents. Mr..
and Mrs. !. 6. Firth here, a few
days last week. - Roy Roberts,
age "a, son of Mrs. Sallie Rob
erts, of Gum Sulphur, and a
brother of our Monte Roberts,
died at his home Wednesday of
last week ane his remaino were
buried at the family burying
ground near the home of A. j.
Bailey the following day. He
had influenza and pneumonia,
His mother. one sister, Mrs.
James Hayes, and three brothers,
J. Monte Roberts. member Of
the firm of Shafer & Roberts,
here. Guy Roberts, now in
training al West Point and clar-
ence Roberts. of Gum Sulphur,
survive. Mr.. Roberts was single
and run the farm for his mother
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1918-10-18

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Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1918-10-18

purpose of ascertaining the will
of the voters of said voting pre-
cinct upon said question.
Attest: S. f. Bowman,
County Court Clerk.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1918-10-18
Buy lslRN BosDs>
. Buy MORE Bonds :
SINCERE GRATITUDE.

Mrs. William Bell, Logansport,
Ind, writes: II deem il my duty
to express my gratitude for the
good Chamberlsin's Collie and
Diarrhoea Remedy did me when
| had severe attack of diarrhoea
three years ago. IL was the
only medicine that relieved me. "
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
An Uncertain Birthday.

He is trlne absent-minded, but n
most dutiful brother and he congratu-
lated himself that he had never yet
missed sending his sister greetings for
her birthday. Feeling that her birth
day was imminent, but not certain
whether is was the sixteenth or seven.
tenth. he dispatched his usual card
few days ago. To make certain Of
avoiding mistakes, however, he omit.
ted the date.
A few days later he received note
from his sister, saying that she real.
lied she was old enough to be called
Of uncertain age, and SO she presumed
the date Of her birth was growing cor
respondingly uncertain. but three
birthday cards from him In one month
was little too much. even for her,
and would he please change from birth
day to Christmas or Easter greetings,
as the little town In which she lived
was very gossipy, and so many birth.
days might occasion talk.-lndlanapO-
lis News.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
WOMEN SUFFERERS MAY
NEED SWAMP.ROO1

Thousands upon thousands Of women
have kidney and bladder trouble and
never suspect IL.
Women's complaints often prove to b
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result Of kidney or bladder disease.
II the kidneys are not in . healthy
condition, they may cause the other or.
gsns TO become diseased.
Pain In the back, headache, less Of am.
bition, nervousness, are often times symp.
toms Of kidney trouble.
Don't delay starting treatment. DR..
kilmers' Swamp Root, q physicians pre-.
scrip,ion, obtained at any drug store. may
be just the remedy needed TO overcome
such conditions.
Get . medium or large sile bottle i'm.
media,sly from any drug store.
However. II you wish first TO test this
great preparation send ten cents to Dr.
kilmer 4 Co.. Binshsmton, n. Y, for q
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
A Decalooue Of War.

Don't chatter nor tell all you know |;
listen TO no alarmists or fearers Of
the worst; be neither spendthrift nor
sordid; encourage home Industries; do
not look upon departure for "Over
there" as an abandonment; do not com.
plain over sacrifice and deprivation |;
be usefully busy; keep your courage |;
be strong and patient in the hope Of
victory; bear your bereavements nobly
in tribute to the heroes for whom you
mourn.-Dr. Anna II. Shaw.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
ri 0ADlY'S[V[NiN('
k,A lA|QY TALE
E4l 81 hAQY GRAuANb0yNtR
ZEBU WAYS.

VI feel sorry for you, Mrs. Zebu.
Yes, very sorry indeed | feel for YOU
"Thats good of you, Mr.. Zebu," said
Mrs. Zebu. at always helps crea-
ture to feel thdt she has friends In the
world. but just why are you sorry for
mef I'm sure there are many reasons
for anyone to be sorry for me. They
would probably pity me because I'm u
zebu, but you don't object to that"
II should say not" Mr.. Zebu an.
swered. Il would be very uncompll-
mentary to myself II | should be sorry
Tor you because you're zebu."
"Then pray explain yourself, for you
aren't very clear. In fact" Mrs. Zebu
added, "Ive not the faintest idea what
you're talking about"
TIN sorry for you" Mr. Zebu said.
because your horns are not nearly as
big as mine. In fact your horns are
quite small and they aren't straight as
they should be. All Mrs. Zcbus should
have straight horns"
"You know full well why they aren't
straight" Mrs. Zebu said Grossly.
TIN not so sure whether I do or
not" Mr.. Zebu answered. "And be-
cause I'm not sure you'd better tell me
so will really know"
~ hurt my horns on the bars Of my
zoo yard. Many Of us have done the
same. We get angry with the people
outside and so we bang against the
bars and our horns get bent and
crooked"
II thought there was q reason" said
Mr. Zebu.
"Then II you thought so, why did
you make me explain7" asked Mrs.
Zebu. 'lt's very foolish Of you to
waste so much zebu time"
"what's zebu time1" asked Mr.. Zebu.
Don't you really know? I don't
want to tell you and waste more Of II
u you know already"
II don't know" said Mr.. Zebu.
"Zebu time" answered Mrs. Zebu,
"meaB our tlme-the time we're given
for eating and sleeping and walking
and talking and standing and quarrel
Ing"
"Do they have zebu clocksr' asked
Mr.. Zebu.
"Of course not" said Mrs. Zebu.
"The very idea. It's enough to give
Us all the time there Is and to let us
call II what we wish"
"Who lets us call 1t xebu timer
asked Mr.. Zebu.
mo one!" screamed Mrs. Zebu
proudly.
"Then whatever do you meanf'
asked Mr.. Zebu.
mo one stops us from calling Il
zebu time and so we can II we wish.
and for one think It's fine idea. It's
showing that we think well of our
selves and value time just as folks do
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
DON'T Be FOOLISH
and buy IN imitation, get the original
VACHER.BALM.

and buy an Imitation, get the original
VACHER-BALM.
1t Is better than any Of the substi.
tute "Balms" for quickly relieving
Coughs, Colds, Group, and oil kinds Of
hurts and soreness.
The many limitations are proof that
1t Is an unusually good thing.
The price is only 25c per Jar or
Tube. Surely It is worth that to get
rid Of Cough or Cold. or your child's
Group. hyour druggist will not supply
you and we have no agent In your To-
cality, write for the agency.
Every family needs vncher.Balm
and we supply samples Free, to start
the demand. e. W. vACHER, Inc,
New Orleans, La. Adv.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
Retribution.

II. ID. Cooper. president Of the Dairy
mems league. said ut n banquet in
New York:
Farmers should marry. A bachelor
farmer Is soleclsm. No farmer,
though, should marry wife as he
buys n tractor-for the work he can
get ont OF her"
Mr.. Cooper smiled.
"The farmer who marries." he ended.
thinking he can do nothing without a
wife. II apt TO discover afterward that
he can do nothing with her"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
Ugh! Ca|omeI SiCkens;; Sa|ivates!
Please Try Dodson's Liver Tone
1 am sincere! My medicine does not upset liver
and bowels so you lose days work.

You're bilious. Your liver is slug
gish You feel lazy, dizzy and all
knocked out. Your head is dull, your
tongue is coated; breath bad; stomach
sour and bowels constlpated. But
don't take salivatlng calomel. 1t makes
you sick; you may lose days work.
Calomel Is mercury or quicksilver,
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite, breaking 1t up. That's when
you feel that awful nausea and cramp-
Ing.
If you want to enjoy the incest, gen.
TEST liver and bowel cleansing you
ever experienced just take spoonful
Of harmless DodsOn's Liver Tone to-
night. Your druggist or dealer sells
you a bottle Of Dodson's Liver Tone
for q few cents under my personal
money-back guarantee that each spoon
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21

who have clocks and watches which
tick, tick and 20 on moving all the
time, making them hurry for all they
nre worth. Zebu time is fur kinder. II
doesn't make US hurry. II will stop II
we want II to. It's the time arrange
or you arrange"
"Why, Mrs. Zebu." said Mr.. Zebu nd.
miringly, you are quite an animal. l
won't be sorry for you any more"
II suppose you were sorry for me
too because my hump Is SO much
smaller than yours"
True" said Mr.. Zebu, "but l won't
waste my sympathy on you any more,
but on the children who don't even
show signs Of horns and humps until
they are almost u year old. And then
It's five full years before a Mr.. Zebu
10 q real and full.siIed Zebu like my.
self"
"You certainly are fond Of yourself"
mld Mrs. Zebu.
~Tell me-" continued Mr.. Zebu,
what was the fight about this morn-
lngi"
They've been abusing me for two
days, but now they're through" said
Mrs. Zcbu. "They were jealous Of my
baby, my dear baby zebu. A pretty big
baby, but stIll my little pet" said Mrs.
Zcbu. They're all right now though"
she continued. ut only takes them q
day or 80 TO get over their jealousy.
They tried TO shove me and push me
out OF the way, but now they're friend
ly. And I've been cross for n long
time"
THAT'S So" sald another Mrs. Zebn.
"Rut so were you when your zebu
baby was young. We're not interested
In anything but ourselves and our ha.
bles then. Now we're feeling happy
once more" They all agreed to this
nnd told the children stories Of how
famous they were md how In u coun
try called India they were thought to
be sacred md noble cuttle.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21

full will clean your sluggish liver bet.
ter than dose Of nasty calomel and
that it won't make you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. You'll know it next morn
Ing because you will wake up feeling
fine, your liver will be working, your
headache and dizziness gone, your
stomach will be sweet and your bowels
regular. You will feel like working:
you'll be cheerful; full of vigor and
ambition.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and can
not snlivate. Give 1t to your children.
Millions Of people are using Dodson's
Liver Tone instead of dangerous Gallo
mel now. Your druggist will tell you
that the sale of calomel is almost
stopped entirely here.-Adv.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
VILE TASTE
BLISTERED MOUTH
Oklahoma Lady Had Dreadful
Time Before Finding The Right
Remedy--BIack- Draught.

Seward, Okla.-Mrs. Annie Bowlby,
OF this place, says in letter written
for publication: IL have used Black
Draught for two years, or more, and
VIII never cease to be grateful for
what 1t did for me and mine.
Some time ago. my mouth broke out
with blisters. had vile taste in my
mouth, all slick and dlsagreeable. ]
seemed to have great deal of inward
fever I suffered with my back and
kidneys.
was so nervous, II was dreadful.
would almost cry-I suffered so.
had gas on the stomach and pains but,
as / said, the pain and trouble
was most severe. I had the doctor
and used several medicines without
result.
Still hurting and suffering, began
to use Thedford's Black. Draught,
making IL INTO a tea, ana using n
teaspoonful dose at a time in hot
water. l gradually got better, my liver
began TO act, the fever went down and
I have never had any more trouble Of
this kind.
There Is no other medicine so good
as BlackDraught.'
You will say that, too, when you
have given Thedford's Black-Draught
a trial.
II is a good medicine.
Buy package today.
All druggists sell Black.Draught.-
Adv.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint Of water add OF. Bay
Rum. . small box Of Barbo Compound,
and OF. Of glycerine. Any druggist can
put this up or you can mix it at home at
very little cost. Full directions for max.
ing and use come in each box Of Barbo
Compound. 1t will gradually darken
streaked, faded gray hair, and make it soft
and glossy. 1t will not color the scalp, is not
sticky or greasy, and does not rub of. Adv.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
Ashes for Garden.

In this day of great scarcity of pot.
nsh, wood nshes are coming into their
own ms one OF the best fertilizers
known. Not one ounce OF wood ashes
should 20 10 waste In any home where
there Is garden.
Keep box large enough 10 hold sew.
cral bushels of wood ashes. and into
this put the ashes from nm ash pan.
Then. when the box Is filled. sprinkle
the ashes over the garden. Potatoes.
grain. and nil garden vegetables do
better by being fertilixed by wood
nshes.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
Lesson In PRONUNCIATION.

Harry Lauder told q story ut q Rob
ert Burns dinner In Chicago.
"A new minister preached his first
sermon in a little Scottish village" he
began, "and at the end Of the services
the preceptOr came to him and said !:
$50 we call 'em Sawms, do vel
Losh. moo. we never knew what to
make o that there T hereabouts. We
always called 'em Spasms.'"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
The EvanpelIst's Joke.

At last Sunday mornings revival
service In Atchison Evangelist Bob
Jones asked all his hearers who were
glad the revival was being held to raise
their left hands. Hundreds Of hands
waved In the air. "Now," said the
speaker. take your right hand and put
It in your pocket for dollar" The
audience laughed and then "came
ss."-Kansas City Star.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
As They Say In the Army.

Overheard In the car:
Bella-Halloa, Peter, whaur did You
spring frae?
Peter-Ach, I'm DOT O. work.
Bella-Oot O work, are ye2 Whit
are ye gaun to 6ae?
Peter-I havena settled yet. I'm
thinkin' O. applyln' for job as valet
to q munitiOn worker.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
Not Where Ace 10 Concerned

The little twins. John and Jennie,
were questioning rs TO which was the
older.
John Strengthened himself up and
said, Jennie. am the oldest"
mo, John" said Jennie, calmly ia.
dies first"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
Becomes a General Nuisance.

"De man OATS always bossin'
around" said Uncle Eben, us liable
to git folks SO interested dat dey neg
lects DER work to listen to him talk"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
Why Bald So Younp7

Dandruff and dry scalp usually the
cause and Cuticura the remedy. Rub
the Ointment into scalp. Follow with
hot shampoo Of Cuticura Soap. For
free sample address. "Cuticura, Dept.
x, Boston. At druggists and by mail.
Soap Is. Ointment 25 and 5O.-Adv.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21

Bad Colds, Pneumonia, and Group
may be prevented by using Vacher-
BALM In time. Everyone should keep
Il In the house.-Adv.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
Quite Literal.

"what did the jockey exclnim when
his mount threw him and fell on top
Of himT"
"llc said: This Is a horse on me-"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
Like All. Men.

Hokus-"I like n girl who is re-
served" Pokus-"So do l, II she is re.
served for me."-Life.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
PERUNA-The Greatest
Human Vitalizer -

Mr.. VIM. A. Hartman. 217h South
@eond ST.. Muskogee. Okla, writes:
During the winters OF 1897 and
1928. | was so badly afflicted with
eatarrh or the head and thought I
must surely die from II. After try
ing many doctors and all other
recommended remedies made known
10 me. was induced to use Peruna.
1 was cured entirely by using twelve
bottles Of Peruna and one bottle OF
Manaln.
Since that time. I have never been
without feruna. ! use Il for cold,
and as a general tonic during Spring
ana Fall months and find It the
greatest human vtalizer."
Those who object TO liquid nedI.
o'nes can secure Peruna tablets.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
PolN viii Get EN-.

II hear that Polly Peach is applying
for n position rs policewoman."
swell, Polly would arrest attention
" nothing else"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21

A torpid liver condition prevents proper
food assimilation. Tone up your liver with
wrights Indian Vegetable Fila They act
gently and surely. Adv.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21

To keep clean and healthy take Or.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regu-
late liver, bowels and stomach.-Adv.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
Practical.

Does he pay his debtsf'
"No: gave him Christmas pres.
cnt once and he only thanked me-"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21

Nature Is generous, but she never
f0rgets TO avenge her wrongs.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21

WoMAN'S GROWING GLORY
Is her hair. II yours Is streaked with
ugly. grizzly, gray hairs, use la Gre
ole" Hair Dressing and change II In
the natural way. Price $1.00.-Adv.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21

The needle goes through its work
but not until Il Is hnrd pnshed.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21

Woman suffrage will increase New
York city's election cVpcnses by ST..
O0OOHn.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21
STOP THAT HACKING couoH.

Mansfield formerly llungnrlan)
Cough Balsam heals the lnaamed aud
lacernted membranes and Quiets the
tickling nerves that lie underneath the
Infected portions. Invaluable for ba.
bies. Price 25c and 5Oc.-Adv.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21

Cyprus raises about $1,000 tons Of
locust beans n year.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21

Men who are society favorites are
seldom success at anything else.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21

Canada has handled 100000, 900
in bullion for the Bank Of England
since the war began.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-02-21

Those who object to liquid medI.
pines can secure Peruna tablets.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1918-06-17
PLAYHOUSE OPENS
NEW FILM SEASON
Find the Woman" Featuring
Alice Joyce, Made Hit at
Today's Showing.

large audience WIS present at the
opening bill at The Playhouse this after
noon TO see the popular Blue Ribbon
Screen Star, Alice Joyce, in pscturza-
ton Of o. Henry's story Find the Wo-
man" The bill will continue this evening,
tomorrow and Wednesday. Find the
Woman" is a powerful love drama giving
Alice Joyce one of her most appealing
roles and fullsway TO her marked emotional
talent She is seen first M . beautiful
young opera singer. She is ambitious N
become a prirna donna and the realization
is already within her grasp. Reversos
come, and ambition, love, and life are
crushed and she seeks refuge in convent.
A year passes and going again out into
the world she finds the love and happiness
denied her before.
Besided Find the Woman" the wonder
ful Post Travel Pictures were introduced
and will be shown during the first half
of the week They entertain and inspire
and brighten up the dull edges of the
young and old Then there arc the
worlds current events depicted in eau
mont's Weekly. Big things that have
happened all over the universe are brought
right before the audience in most VIVID
way For the tired and grouchy, Christie
Just to chase away "Old Dull Care,
should Re be lurking about in the reoesses
Of aynone's disposition.
Marion Davies in an elaborate pictur-
izatlon Of Cecilia Of the Pink Roses
will open the matinee Thursday afternoon
and will be shown the balance Of the week
Marion Davies is A famous stage beauty.
She is the latest risen star n the select
horizon in her sweet breath of spring
time Sweetness, youth, lovliness, talent
and beauty are combined in Marion Dav-
ies-she is in plain words an actress.
Current events will be shown IN both
Pathe and Gaumont Weekly the latter
half Of the week Those Katzenjamnner
Kids promise to keep the audience busy
following their mixlps and the stunts
they pull off on "der Captain and
"Momrner
The Playhouse orchestra continues to
make a hit with the patrons Lovers
OF music can have their souls filed here
with rapture. If music will do It Pro
fessor Sedan has appeared in all the big
theatres Of Europe and the United States
and he is a musician Of ability. He
knows how to get number Of musicians
to play in complete unison which IS cleo
trifying Every picture has its specially
written music and Professor Sedan and
The Playhouse orchestra under his ia
struction thoroughly understand the in
depreciation ~ the pleasure and salts
faction Of the audience The Playhouse
orchestra is present at the matinees and
in the evenings