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Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

San Francisco desires to be reei ognised as "the-Gnnw how town" be- cause she put a destroyer in the wa ter for the navy in TO days. which was six times as quick as it ever had been dene before. We should call her aOuick Town"
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31
Proof aesiays.


Those war-profits figures sent to the Senate by the Federal Trade Commission confirm bur suspielbns that we have been paying for some thing we didn't get-New Orleans HAm.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

It makes no difference how much sugar you have. for you can't keen sweet if the food inspectors are look ing after you,
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

A promise from Germany is like one from Wethstshesd priscn-it must be Sroperiy o+K-ed to be ever regarded as dependable.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

Attention is being called to the fact that goods bought in cartons and bags for family use are the cleahegt and most economical for families.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

Out west they are yearning not only for the day when Kaiser Bill will throw up his hands. but give up his suspendersi
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

Berlin claims to have captured as many prisoners as the other side has killed for them. This doubles Ger. many's affliction.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

More people are wishing for peace than are praying for 1t; but an ear nest wish may be better than a half hearted prayer.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

We do not care how many Arneri- cans were born in Germany if they only show their American breeding.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

That American fighting force "over there" represent our hearts and our hopes, May we represent theirs!
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

It is patriotic to save food; but it is unhealthy to mix food so it will give you indigestion within an hour.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

Austria's Internal troubles seem tt make the future as uncertain as does appendicitis.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

The half-cent advance permitted on gasoline won't get away from the new tax collectors.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

A bunch of twelve American con- gressmen have arrived in France to see if Belgian. mud is up to it's tepu- tatior. -
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

Temptation used to stay just round the eofnefAnow 1t calls one up by phone
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

The latest military scheme is t5 freeze the clouds so as t6 be able to mount machine guns upon them.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

The royal air force of Germany is the hot-air throwing gang, known the world over as the Af1anias club.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

The coal miners are going to take no vacations. Duty before pleasure is their motto
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

It is prophesied that the last use of the U-noat will be te drown the German doom.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

Berlin, Conn. is mighty smart manufacturing town. but it Is bur dehed with an unpopular name.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

The sugar shortage does not make gooseheffy pie popular.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31
EDITORIAL NoTGs.

Calling 'en e6oties fits 'ena out to be talked of in society
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

At last the turkey is too tough fer Wilhelm. Win he call for the axe!
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

The first woman army officer in America vas named Smith. You cant keep the Smiths down.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

London is pleased because Berlih's turn is sure to come.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31

The observer at the listening post says: "Fha Turkish tlisaffeetion may have been made in Beflint'
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31
rHE nEMANps OF VANITY.

>~ We have been given notice that
 sha demands of vanity can no laaasAT
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31
Think On These Things.

Think On These Things.
 This is the eighth of series of ar ticles intended to advise soldiers and sailors generally about simple legal precautions. to be observed by them before leaving this coiinfry. The other seven have dealt with The nAnantiDA Power of Attorney" the
Norwich bulletin., 1918-07-31
Views of the Vigilantes

EVERY SOLDIER HIS
 OWN LAWYER By Wm. Hamilton Osborne of The Vigilantes.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
AFTER s0TTHERN sLACkERs.

Meridian. Miss. July 26.-Throush-
out the entire south systematic
movement is being carried out 10
round I'D an slackers- Every man is
being investigated and told 10 get
into some useful occupation If the job
he now holds proves to be nOnezsen-
tial to the winning OF the war
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
Friend SET HIM
ON RIGHT ROAD
Spent hundreds Of dollars
uselessly in four years he
had been suffering.

after had spent hundreds Of dol
lars trying medicines and treatments
without finding anything that would
relieve my trouble, 7 started taking
Taulac and I have gained twenty-siX
pounds and am now in splendid shape.
For four long years, I actually
didn't see @ wei day. I was nearly
always in misery from pains i'm my
stomach and sometimes It seemed like
7 had had a hard blow I'm that re-
Eiou- The food I ate soured and
formed gas that would swell me up
until 7 would nearly smother I
couldn't sleep NJ night and was just
simply In torture all the time.
"a friend Of mine set me on the
right road when he recommended
Tanlac TO me 1t was only a few
days after began taking 10, until i
could eat anything ] wanted without
any trouble. and 7 started picking Up.
bfT pains are absolutely gone never
have a smotherinE spell and besides
gaining twenrr-siE pounds I am in
better shape than have been for
years"
The above statement was made
sometime ago by j. r. Low, 1904 Ocee
street. Chattanooga. Tennessee, and is
signed and Witnessed
Tanlac is sold in III Paso by Kelly
e Pollard Co., Inc, and Peoples Drug
Lore-AdE-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
Awaiting The
Joyful Sound
TbsWonderfuI Music that Bursts FOrth
When the Stork Arrives

Who can forget that little brassy cry
that echoes the arrival Of the new baby2
Before baby comes the mother should
get in condition 90 meet the crisis
Thousands OF women have used the
safe and reliable application. Moth-r's
Friend, during the waiting months and
they relate how they entirely escaped
nausea nervousness. bearing down and
stretching pains and many other debili-
tatiug and disheartcuinE experiences
which so lily lit the mother Tor the
greatest time in woman's life.
Mothers Friend is Ca wonderful help 20
nature i'm relieving strain and distress
brought about by expanding muscles. The
nerves. too. Wills be calm. making the
period one Of cheerful days and restful
nights. The breasts are kept ln good
condition and the abdominal muscles re-
lax with ease when baby is born
Mothers Friend makes o. possible for
aid nature tn the glorious work Co be
performed. and no woman should neglect
or fail TO give nature a helping hand.
It will mean Infinitely less pain at the
crisis.
Mothers Friend is for external use only
is absolutely safe and wonderfully effec-
tive To IS prepared by the Bradfield
Regulator Co. LOO Lamar Bldg. At
lanta. Ca Write them for their
-.AIotherhood Book" So valuable 10 ex-
uectant mothers
Procure a bottle Of this famous remedy.
which has been used by women with the
greatest success for over half a century.
from the druggist today and thus fortily
yourself against pain and discomfort
Advertisement
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
Daily Novelette,

FllIl 11llIl
I 81 JONEST. Pa. feel like whal.n'
IL that BIZ Greene every time he
spells off about all the things his
father has done" grumbled Tommy
Askitt a shaving or the old block.
'Wen, why don't yuhe" asked Pa,
lookinS up from his newspaper with
an unusual amount Of interest.
Because he's the biggest" replied
Tommy
That's no reason said Pa 'Weu
what has his father ever done. hehe
Has he really ever done anything or
is if just a kid bluff"
"Oh he's done 'em all right. He told
Bill all about how he was Jockey
and won races. I never heard you say
YOU were ever a jockey so I had tuh
keep my mouth shut And IL made me
sore. too.
Well 7 should think it would p How
did Bits father say YOU rode "a horse"
why he says. that you jump up
That's where Bits father is wrong.
Thomas You spring up on a horse
Co onr'
And Bits father says he won a cup
and blue ribbon riding Hello Inn at
The spring Hunt races"
NNA gu NE4lENe LAaLs N.
was right Gown i'm front at that .--s
and it was a negro jockey on Hello
Inn who won all that stuff But
spcakin' Of races and such. wait till I
tell you bout the time 1 fought bull
in spain
-G'wan. Pa. You weren't ever in
Il certainly wast OF course. that was
before you were born Now shut up
until I tell this little incident in my
life.
-As 7 was saying. Z arrived in Spain
one day and had no sooner stepped
from the ganEplank Of the steamer
when picked up a dainty rose that
a lovely Senorita had dropped she
was so grateful that she invited me
TO her house to dinner. and her faith
er, in turn. invited me TO the bull
fights next day.
~Weu we had a box right next t0the
kings and when that bull came i'm all
the people shouted and yelled. but
dian know what they were hollerin-
about I can only understand Spanish
when its spoken in English. so any
way, ] hollered too. Then out came the
tOreador, the fellow that chases the
bull. and he came over and bowed low
AT our box, thinking I was the kiuE.
until told him 20 go next door.
Abem,
Well then the fight began. The
toreador threw around a red sash and
the bull started fierce at the TORY.
who would go up close. wave the sash
and beat It, Finally the bull got tired
OF playing. so he made a grand rush
at him. Just then the TORY slipped
in the mud and fell He would have
been gored to death only I jumped
out Of our box and grabbed the bull
by the tail
--Weu. sir. that bull pulled and
pulled. and just when he gave his
hardest pull I let go and BamI He
butted his horns right into the mud
and stuck there In the meantime
the TORY escaped and it took ten men
60 pull that bull out Of the mud-'
some bull" said Tommy.
Very strong" said Pa Now
scoOr TO bed"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
Beauty Chats By Edna Kent Forbes
SimpLe Home Made Coamelics.

A CORRESPONDENT who signs her
! n self Country Wife" wants some
formulas for little beauty lotions that
she can make from materials at hand
~ have practically no money to
spend for anything but necessities"
she writes, yet feel I need some
thing 10 improve my skin and my
hair. What could I make
Well she can make an amazing
number Of cosmetics. She can make
a fragrant toilet vinegar by taking
four ounces Of flower petals Of any
favorite kind. and letting them digest
a week in a pint Of good vinegar,
white preferred then straining off
into another bottle She can make
the real rose water by boiling tOgeth-
er in a tea kettle a little over a
pound Of rose petals i'm a quart OF
water, letting the steam from the
kettle pass through rubber tube
This tube runs through a pan or cold
water TO c0ndense the steam. and the
resulting water is caught in a glass
or china receptacle. This must be
kept in a cool dark place few
months to lose its rawness, then IL
viii be delightful
She can take the cucumbers from
little water mash them through a
fine seive, and add either q little
alcohol or a little tiucture Of ben
ZOin as a preservarive, and have a
splendid skin bleach She uud0ubt-
edIy has lots Of milk, If she is a
country wife. and there is nothing
more luxurious than TO battle the face
and neck in milk. II feeds and soft
ems the skin-indeed all our ancient
queens and beauties bathed in milk
daily Buttermilk is splendid
bleach, especially for freckles- Also.
adding enough raw cornmeal TO a
cup Of sour milk TO make a thin paste.
viii give her a lotion TO rub on arms,
neck and hands, to bleach the skin
and 20 make it very white and soft
If she wants a face powder let her
use potato starch. She probably
knows how to set this from potatoes.
the women's magazines have been fun
OF 10 lately-aud potatoes are cheap
and plentiful just now Potato skins
or parings, covered with cold water
and boiled I'm an iron pot-this is i'm
portaut-uutil solt then strained Off
give a very good hair dye. The brush
through the hair till every part is
wet the skin washed free Of the
stain and the hair dried in the sun
She can even make rOuge-if she
wants il. Three quarts of ripe straw
berries and a pint Of boiled water
are put in glass jar, set in a sauce
pan Of water and boiled slowly two
hours The liquid is strained eff. and
when cold, about y ounces Of deodO-
rized alcohol added. and a few drops
OF any desired perfume. This liquid
rouge is harmless, and should be ap-
piled sparingly with a bit Of abb
sOrbenr cotton
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
"a Years Ago Today
~ From The Herald OF
= This Date, 1904.

MUCH speculation is being INDUCED
vi in as TO the secret back Of the
discovery Of a large quantity OF dy-
Mantle and percussion caps under the
Santa Fe depot this morning.
Arizona cowmen will lose so per
cent Of their cattle, according to DIT.
Sloan. Of the government animal bu-
reau. Copious. rains have fallen. but
the ground is so dry # viii be weeks
before there is any forage on the
range.
Fifty Yaaui families were shipped
from Juarez to Eucatan this mornius
by the Mexican government The
fixed determination Of Mexico seems
TO be 10 stamp out the rebeliOus In
dams by deportation
Great Britain has threatened acts
OF reprisal If Russia fails to take i'm
mediate preparatory steps I'm the mat
ter Of the British ships captured and
sunk by her warships.
Nine teamsters unions have joined
in the strike in the packing plant OF
Swift e. CO. Violence is being re-
sorted 10 by the strikers
Gov. Peabody has recalled the MILL
tia on duty i'm the Colorado strike.
but Haywood states that this action
will have no effect on the situation
In a fit Of rage, 4 Mexican woman
burst a blood vessel and died at her
husbands feet this morning
a Los Angeles man who sued a
local dance hall for $1,000 got Jud5-
meut for S1f this morning.
a Mexican boy is in jail for nearly
wreckiuE an S. p. train by placing a
tie across the rails just east Of here
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
TRAVELETTE



CHUT into the heart Of Tibet by
- mountain barriers, and isolated
still further by its position on a high.
rocky island in the midst Of a lake.
is the monastery Of the Soaring Med
itation known as Sanding. The
buildings once ranged so carefully
about a court, in the fashion Of the
medieval castle. show signs OF age
and hard usage We are not sur
pried 10 learn that lOng ago an abbess
was here attacked by the Tartar
hOrdes who besieged the retreat ruth
lessly. Her gentle protestauOns be-
ing disreEarded, the abbess turned
herself and her nuns into pigs tac-
cOrding TO leEend). much 20 the nor
Tor Of the invaders, to whom the pig
was religiOusly uucleau- The retreat
Of the Tartars which saved the mon
astery, brought fame to the abbess
and her successors, each Of whom
bears the highly respectful title, The
Diamond SOW.
The a5bess is a much venerated
young woman surrounded by a thou
sand rules of convention and ritual
She must never sleep lying down, but
must spend the night sitting upright
whether in meditation or dreams. Once
during her lifetime she is expected
TO enter the hall In which her prede-
cessors sleep to look upon their re-
mains and do reverence
in the chapels of the convent are
images Of the gods. most Of them at
tired In heavy oriental armor, armed
to the teeth. and wearing expressions
which may be intended TO signify
spiritual joy. but which are more
likely TO be Interpreted by the stran-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
FidO's Daily Bath and
3 Meals Assured IN WI

Spokane. Wash. July 26-One
meals a day, a bath and a bed for her
pet dog is a provision OF the viii Of
Mrs. Quincy Burgess. recently adj
mitted TO probate. When the dog dies
the win provides that it shan be
buried beside it's late owner a mice
casket" is TO be used and the dog s
grave is TO be properly cared for.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26

D.. laughed Uncle Wiggily. May I ash
why you sing it, 1Ir- Red Shirt
ITO make the digging go easier
Z was the answer. And with that the
] red-shirted man tossed a lot OF dirt W
I in the air with his shovel and down
I 1t fell into the cart
what are you doing asked Uncle
I Wiggily-
Making a hole was the answer.
I what for2" Uncle WigEily wanted
I TO know. He was beginning-to like
] the man. and It seemed as though
] there might be a nice adventure I'm Do
for the bunny. why are you making
Ia hole2
40 get the dirt out" said the red
I shirted man
"Weu. ] do that myself. when dig
a burrow." said Uncle WigEily- Il dis
a hole and toss out the dirt. But you
are putting the dirt i'm a wagon. What
I is that for2
TO fiji up another hole" said the
man, who could talk rabbit talk, and
, understand it. 81 dig one hole, take
the dirt out and fin up another hole
sure, its always that way in this
world. There's either got 10 be holes,
or places that aren't holes.
"But there, I've dug enough for
now. Would you like a ride in my
wagon. Uncle Wiggilv2 1t isn't as
nice as your airship or your auto. but
almost as many things can happen TO
what kind Of a wagon is itgf asked
Uncle WiEEily.
sure. tits a dump cart" answered
the man When have it filled with
dirt I ride on it 10 the place where
am TO III the hole, and then I pull
on the handle and the dirt dumps out
as the back end or the cart tips up.
and. there you arel Come, have a
rider
Ell believe I viii; thank you" said
the bunny
Then he got up on the seat beside
the man who drove ava with the
dump cart filled with dirt But Uncle
Wiggily had not ridden very far be-
fore, all Of a sudden. down out of a
tree jumped the bad old chimpauzee
monkey. landing right in the wagon.
"Ah, hal I have you now, Mr. Long
ears-' 1abbered the chimpanzee- III
get all the souse I want ct your
on the seat OF the dump cart
Not SO fast, Go easy, now, Not
so fast-' said the man with the red
shirt. III you want TO ride, AIr.
Monkey, ride in back on the pile Of
dirt"
Il viii" said the chimp. as I call
him for short "II ride on the dirt,
ride III take Uncle Wiggily away
with me"
ooh. you will viii Eou-' asked the
man, blinking his eyes at Uncle Wig
gily. Just watch and see-"
With that the man pulled the han
die that let the dirt dump out Of the
cart The back end OF the cart went
down, the front end went MP tall eE-
cept the seat where Uncle Migglly
was) and out slid the dirt and the
chimpanzee monkey. too.
"Oh. toodle-oodle-" cried the chimp.
and that was all he could say, for
the dirt covered him up, and he could
not get the bunny at all So Mr.
L0ngears had a nice ride on the dump
cart And II the rice pudding doesn't
lose all its raisins down the holes in
the sink I'll tell you next week about
Uncle VigEilv and the sunfish.-
Copyright. 1918. by Mcclure Newe-
paper Service.)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
Murder Of Relatives By
TuRs Gets Him in Annu

Seattle, Wash, July 26.-Peter a.
Mira, a subject Of Turkey, today is
packing a gun FOR Uncle sam" at
Camp Lewis. Mira had been em-
ployed as a waiter here and because
he was born i'm Armenia, under the
Turkish flag. his repeated attempts
TO enter the American army failed.
His last request was successful after
he had received word that his father.
mother and three brothers had been
killed by the Turks.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
Macon Women Object
To Blue Sundau TOUn

Macon, Ca. July 26.-1Iacon wom-
an, who are members of the war work
council. have Joined in protests
against the proposal Of the ministers
OF the city to make Macon a blue
Sunday town" They claim 10 viii in
terfere with the enjoyment and recre-
alton Of the soldiers when they come
to Macon.
sunday is the only day they get
Off" declare the women, land we do
not believe they should be deprived Of
their cold drinks. moving pictures and
other innocent amusements."
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
California Farmers
SoLpe Labor Problem

Auburn Calf. July 26.-Placer
county has solved its farm labor
problem. Every morning at 6 o'clock
dozens Of auto loads Of women, girls
and small boys leave this city for
work i'm the country several miles
away. They are brought home at
night the same way. Women are max
ing from s. TO 81 a day by picking
and packing cherries. while boys and
girls are making as high as s. and SIS
a day picking fruit
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
Oriental Peach Moth
Does Havoc In West

Yakima. Wash. July ga poison
proof fruit pest discovered in the
orchards near here IS pulling the
best brains I'm tho United States ento-
moIoEy department To the naked eye
the oriental peach moth as IL IS
called. looks like the cOddling moth
that is so destructive L. fruit trees
II is supposed the new pest arrived
from Japan So far all the known
poisous used to destroy fruit ravagers
have proven ineffective on the new
conner 1t attacks all kinds Of fruit
trees
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
Bedtime Story For The Little Ones
UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE DUMP CART.
- b HOWARD n, C7ARIs-

Once upon a time, not so very
- many years ago, when the sun
shone. the moon beamed and the stars
twinkled. Uncle Wigguy Longears
the rabbit gentleman, went out from
his hollow stump bungalow to take a
walk in the woods and look for an
adventure.
The bunny rabbit gentleman had
not gone very far. looking this way
snd that for something nice TO hap
pen. when, all or a sudden. as ne was
twinkling his pink nose like a piece
O. pumpkin pie. 20 make a little
liEhtning bug boy laugh, all OF a sud
den, Uncle Wiggily saw some dirt
flying through the air like a shower
and he heard a voice singing
-Ho huml" said Uncle Wiggily TO
himself some one is Jolly today, and
that may wen mean am to have a
nice adventure must see who 10 is
making the dirt Fly over behind that
stump. He digs the way / used to
when 7 made a. burroW house for
Sammie and susie LittletaiL"
So the bunny uncle hoped over TO
where he saw the dirt flying. thinking
he might meet up with another rabbit
gentleman like himself, or perhaps
grounding digging for clover, when,
suddenly. AR LonEears happened 20
see a big, Jolly man, wearing a red
shirt. The man was digging the dirt
with a shovel and tossing it into a
wagon And as the red-shirted man
dug he sang a song which went some
thing like this
Rah too. ran loo!
Oh, IA de lahl
Hi dun de doc di diddlel
The mouse he ate a piece OF
cheese
The cat played on a fiddle
wen. that's quite a jolly song
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
Leader OF Mob Chooses
Arnu To Penitentiaru

Urbana. III, July 26.-Idenufied as
the leader OF a mob which tried TO
lynch Jesse Block for alleged pro-
Germanism, Otto Duncan was given
the alternative Of enlisting or serving
81 years in Fort Leaveuworth pent-
Tertiary. He chose the former. Block
had a narrow escape. He is awaiting a
call TO military service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-07-26
THREE ~ DO COLLECT sIo0.

Bellville, I'LL. July 26.-It took u. J..
StolZ three years to get a 500 judg-
ment against Frank Behrens in court
here for falling to return his cow.
which had been left with Behrens for
temporary keeping by a Stoltz farm
renter adjoining Behrens' property
who left the farm suddenly.