Arizona republican., 1918-10-10
LAST WILL IF THE KAISER PRESENTED
 IN SUPERIOR COURT

What is alleged to be the last will and testament of William Second the last of the Hohenzollerns, was drawn up by a clerk in local abstract office and presented to the clerk of the superior court for filing. The remark able document follows:
 Gott strafe England:
 Mein Gott, Amiens:
 l. William of Hohenzollern, by the grace of God, King of Prussia and Elm peror of Germany, including all Ger mans now living, being of sound and disposing mind and memory, and not acting under menace, fraud or the un due influence of any person whomso- ever though somewhat skeptical as re- gards my failing ability to successfully rule that portion of the universe rejoic- ing under the euphoneous appellation Earth without the assistance of Gott, do ma@e, publish and declare this my last will and testament (hereby revok- ing and making null and void any and all other wills by me at any time made) in the manner following, that is to say:
 ITEM ONE:-To my beloved son. PrinZ Eitcl Frederick. clown prince and hot air apparent, l will bequeath and devise my invulnerable Hot Air Dispenser, battle scared and terribly tried, trusting that he will use the same with the same perpetual ruth lessness which so distinguished lis inn mortal paternal ancestor. and with it my personal blessings and the admoni ton, "Gott Mitt Uns."
 ITEM TWO:-To my beloved son. Prinz Joachim, l will, bequeath and de- wise my invncible B"rrel of Liquid Wind, heretofore used throughout the habitable world with such gusto in the | interest of German prowess and achievement, with the sincerest wish and trust that, if possible, that there with he may perform more wonderful | illusions and impossible stunts than those which have so exalted his illus trious progenitor.
 TIE MTHREE:-To my beloved son, | Prinz Oscar, I will. bequeath and de- wise my Imaginary Airship. heretofore | launched with such mephistophelian | ferocity against the heather hordes who have opposed the divine destiny of our dear fatherland, with the wish. that, the fatherland failing on land and | sea- my dear oscar may be in the air achieve according to my oath to the | fatherland, all those glorious victories which shall cause the world to revere and venerate German Kultur. ITEM FOUR To my esteemed friend and co-cospirator. His Internal | Majesty. Abdul Hamid, Sultan of all | Turks, the eternal enemy of the infidel, and the keeper of the covenents of AL 1 lah, l will, bequeath and devise to Two | Pink Monkeys. Trotzlly and Lenine. | ITEM FIVE:-To my personal friend and ally, Karl Hapsburg, by the grace and pleasure of the King of Prussia. .f -+,-fr all are hungry and dirty, I will, be- queath and devise my Four White Goats, Won Hindenburg, von Hertling. von Hintze and Sauer Kraut, Raus Nit Elm,
 1 ITEM SIX:-To that insignificant kingdom. Belgium, which designed to resist the ruthless militarist aspirations of the fatherland, I will, bequeath and | devise misery, famine, brutality, defa- nation and death in full measure ac- cording to the wise judgment of mili- tary necessity and German Kultur.
 ITEM SEVENTH:-To the contemp-
 tibile Republic of France, I will be- queath and devise destruction, depend ence, national bankruptcy and disinte- grafton, annihilation of the hope of de mocracy, together with the infliction oi every punishment. insult and degrada- | ton conceived in the mind of the Hun and perpetuated by the hand of the | Nandal.
 ITEM EIGHTH To the world ir general, I will bequeath and devise 8 1 contemptuous hatred of all that is be nevolent, beneficient. glorious and up-
 lifting with an unsuitable desire tC
 grind beneath the Nandal heel every
 virtue. hope love and virtue and tho ! reduction of tho world forever to a VAS.
 salage of imperialistic and military
 German kultur
 WILLIAM. THE HUN
 The ahove instrument was on tn,
 date hereof signed sealed published