The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1918-10-20


htulr1 him in aud the chauffeur start
ed on nigh Tho live one stood IN IN
tho back seat and out % three shots
he made three hits Whoopcc' This
is the lifeN
How the War Gets Some
Funny how this war gets Won. So
liioquizcs soldier Voung IA years but
old Va experience WAY when ! WAS
al homo ! couldn't watch my father
XII chicken Now Huh Once 7
WINS racing aiour with some q my pals
when we saw u mess az suuareheads
hidine oui in q ditch AN right say
! ''rake that for tho Lusitania, and
that for the TuscauD and that and
that and that for them Belgian hahies'
Ana we threw cveiv grenade we had
with us
'rhe man from the north OF Ireland
who hadn't been an American citizen
very long signs and says, Sure ! like
20 BE- here and think o. the sen And
the one VINO tolls mo hc was born va
Damascus aud can speak seven lan-
puaeos compares hi8 children 20 the
'bioomn roscs Tho we'd faced fat hoy
yawns oh Ger e din at old concy and
q fourth asks the nurse ~ IT'S true that
only sevcn died last NIGHT
Patch Me Up Quick, Doe
- 8h0nldor now almost we'll is he-
ing Dressed ana the surgeons mouth
twitrhcs eyer sn litllc as he hcara.
I l'atch me up luick Doe and get me
AWAY ffom h,ro I'm needed some
where elise
"The funny ntnc i4enohman who
answers 90 the hume Of Blondy. has
complete clufEc of IA, phonogrtph lie
: lnrdii waits Tor one record Go finish
before putting uu another Woudgring
whN he should ho here. am told D,
cfiuso hc's got the habit Hes been in
thc hospital so lonf that no one has
tine heart ia send him away ANY how.
bees such helm iiui You ought 90
$40 him limp when the major comes
iound
only one thing worries me am
ununccs n faint voice from the nearest
cot The top of my tan nat aud the ton
of my MAJ sailed away together aud II
they don't glN" me back that helmet
don't care what becomes OF me-
You ought tao wear your souvenir
round Nuti nopk IKE do. admonlshcs
another tic hoastfullN shows us what
is ift nt a button really only The rim.
lie tuuic was open when Mir Bulictt
said uowds Pretty sood work he
says. but not eood enough
From the pocket of what he calls
his kmeu1 "a proud owner pulls oui q
piece of hardtack in ifs center is "a
bis ,hunk of shreuncl and my atfon
tion is called d. the fact that said
hardtarl is stil intact And tncn
th,l expect tooth 90 rraON &c. hc
suofts
doc, I'm Your Man"
"Thr two enormous. upou Widowed
tonta aro crowded to capacity and
dotted fdi about tho wide immaculate
terrace aID men DO Rollins chairs only
unr is n i Deed ANA The nurse stops
before him because she wants me 90
most tnc hny known Gao tu thr hose
rith aN emo fnrsi snlile u ans army
ron h,f about Yourself ahr or
doris
VIM ucfe'a noih.ne rs tcll cN
.Dtui ihlt / Was Wuunded about :, month
Hfid han 1sa Hmi'es Arthur ihuv
Sept mis- m French hoantal until
daA before Yesterday. They told me
thDle WAS nuihin doin' so far as was
concerned sud You take inc 90
SOME one that cn tank my talk and
thou woli acf SO theN brought me
h,io ana thr dottor books me over and
SAYS the reason why the, didn't ,ut
NaH hcctuse the chunk ~ iron was TOO
close 10 my heart. aud $50 I couldn G.
stand 90 take ether However snNs
hp if You atc game enough 90 let me
GO II without knockout drops 80 /
sUH. Doc I'm your man..
And Doe never wigglcd a toe
chime. 300 che nurse.
Butf saws Arthur 4 didn't care