South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-21
MAN IN THE STREET

( ed. Now let America be JehOVah'S
arm 10 strike down all the minions
Of hell
Uncle Sam is going to lick ger
many. but his friends need not be
surprised at a little designation.
I as the old man doesn't invariably
hold perfect guard for his eye or
his Stats.
If there is any fight left in that
little idiosyncratic editor we should
imagine he would come back at John
Henry Zuver unless he belongs TO
that new school Of Irish thought
/ which protests with all it's might
against fighting. even when the en-
tire world is ahame.
Berlin reports 10000 British and
French prisoners since the begin
ming of the great offensive. VIII
Berlin be kind enough 10 mention
also the number Of german killed
and wounded and missing for the
same period? And tell the truth.
Would you believe that Misha-
waka has subscribed almost half
the total amount Of Liberty loan
subscriptions received in St. Joseph
county so far? Can it be that the
Sim Timers are at work in South
Bend?
The army wants 400 photog-
raphers for the air service. Sooner
or later a photographers division will
be called for and then the enemy
Will get his due.
This ought 10 be a day of peace
and rest, but if it can not be, then
we shall try to be reconciled if the
cables tell us that the allies have put
a quarter of a million boches out of
commission by night.
Priscilla wears a new short skirt,
Yet something is amiss,
She doesn't look just right some
how,
Her limbs are bent like this: g..
Grand Rapids News.
From Hooverizing Pearl has thin
ned
And thinks it not amiss
That when she's walking in the
wind
Her limbs are bent like this: C.
Youngstown Telegram.
Pearl and Priscilla's overals
For farm work bring them bliss,
Now they can lean back in their
And cross their limbs like this: Y.
A Honolulu reader Of The News
Times writes us to know if there IS
another South Bend daily published
in English that runs a Mishawaka
section. There's another such pa
per. but the language the Misha-
waka page is printed in is beyond
identification.
It's a trihe devilsh, Of course.
but when the allied armies finally
get into germany we shall be dis
appointed if they do not cut up just
little bit 10 show the natives what
the Belgians and French have suf-
fered.
In Kansas City Mrs. Loot is ask
ing a divorce from A. Loot. Para
doxical as it may seem, the lady
being tired of A. Loot desires to be
laloof.
+ We're i'm receipt OF a letter from
woman, married we presume, who
protests against the growing custom
of NIishawaka husbands going joy
riding with pert little missis. She
| suggests that a vigilante committee
/ be formed to deal with such cases
and asks our assistance m bringing
the matter before the public This
/ column is no school for scandal,
lady. but as we can offer an alibi,
we accede to your request.
That little hist of four bits
\ bushel i'm the price of wheat doesn't
go The time will come when all
/ the profiteers will he sorry they
were so hoggish in the nations SUI
rreme crisis.
The American army is i'm the bat
/ tie now raging i'm Picardy Now let
I the little simpletons of the dance
halls skip 10 the music of Nero's
I fiddle while the flames leap and the
/ fields run red.
AT the end. if the demands %
! Justice are met. not one PruSSian
whose hand ever srasped a sword
hilt viii go unhanged. That will
I be the remedy for Prussian mil;tar-
| ism and Prussian savagery.
The girls of the Wooden COM
pany's office force. SO strong. have
| formed a battalion of-not death,
as their Russian sisters did. but
/ OF VICTORY. Murray for the gals
We trust they Will not wear bifuri-
/ Gated oVeraIlS at drill as there is
no such thing as woman looking
! well I'm pants. There are some
"sonsy" members in that company
I of home guards. and we're going TO
+ turn out and see them drill If Mai
/ Eager will stand for our presence.
These words Of Mrs Charles
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