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The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1918-03-21
LEMON JUICE IS
SKIN WHITENER
CHEAP HOMEMADE BEAUTY Lo.
TON TO REMOVE TAN, FREck.
Les, sALLoWNESs.

At the cost Of a small Jar of ordinary
cold cream one can prepare full quar-
ter pint Of the most wonderful lemon
skin whitener and complexion beauti-
fer, by squeezing the Juice of two fresh
lemons into bottle containing three
ounces Of orchard white. Care should
be taken to strain the Juice through a
fine cloth 80 no lemon pulp gets in,
then this lotion will keep fresh for
months. Every woman knows that
lemon Juice is used to bleach dark
ened skin and remove such blemishes
as freckles, sallowness and tan and is
the ideal skin softener and beautifier.
Just try It'll Get three ounces Of
orchard white at any drug store and
two lemons from the grocer and make
up quarter pint Of this sweetly frag.
rant lemon lotion and massage It daily
into the face, neck, arms and hands.
1t is marvellous to whiten rough, red
hands.-Adv.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1918-03-21
B0SCHEE'S GERMAN SYRUP

will quiet your cough, soothe the in
Illumination Of sore throat and lungs,
stop irritation in the bronchial tubes,
insuring good nights rest, free from
coughing and with easy expectoration
in the morning. Made and sold in
America for fifty-two years. A Won
derful prescription, assisting Nature in
building up your general health and
throwing off the disease. Especially
useful in lung trouble, asthma, Group,
bronchitis, etc. For sale in all civil
lied countries.-Adv.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1918-03-21
Not SO Foolish.

The members of certain local ex-
emption board shrugged their shout
ders cynically when young man ap-
peared before them limping conspic-
uously and asked for exemption on
the grounds of physical disability.
Fell down on the ice and hurt
yourself, / suppose" one Of them sug-
gested.
"No," said the candidate, flushing,
II lost one leg at the battle of the
Somme."
Then there was large silence
New York Tribune.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1918-03-21
Too Much.

A playwright and an actor were In
conversation when the former, who
has been none too successful of late,
exclaimed gloomily:
people will praise my work after
am dead"
"Well," said the actor, in consol-
ing tone, perhaps you are right, but
don't you think it's a great deal of
sacrifice to make for little praise?"
-Everybody's Magazine.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1918-03-21
SteriIize Drinking Glasses.

Drinking cups and glasses used in
restaurants, at soda fountains and 9TH
er places must be washed five minutes
in boiling water containing 5 per
cent solution Of I've, according to regu-
latlons promulgated by the California
state board of health for the enforce
ment of the law governing the steriliza-
ton of drinking utensils.-The New
American Woman.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1918-03-21
Talks Too Much.

"Sir, you do me great wrong to
call me an addlepate. You have no
scientific instrument for gauging my
brain power"
II don't need scientific instrument
for that purpose, sir. You have an
instrument yourself that gives you
away"
~What Is that?"
"Your tongue. "-Birmingham Age
Herald.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1918-03-21
Living Bread.


This conservation process was
stinging rebuke to the orientals. and Is
being emphasized In these days Of food
conservation in connection with war
needs. Too long we have been prodigal
Of Gods marvellous bounties. God gives
us that we may use and we lose It un-
less It is shared. Jesus, the living
bread, (John 6:43) will satisfy hunger
and give life.. AS bread generates In
the human body heat. energy, vitality
and power, so he will feed the hungry
souls Of men. We have at hand the
Word. 1t is for lack Of 1t that men die
in the deepest and truest sense of that
Word. The poverty and perplexity Of
the disciples In the presence of similar
great need, is being repeated over and
over again, and yet how faithless It is.
We have not enough to feed the multi
tude. Our few loaves of comfort,
amusement, counsel, etc, will not sus-
tain them in the present worlds crisis;
but when we break unto them the liv-
Ing bread, 1t meets the deep hunger Of
the human heart; and they will have
enough and to spare If they will only
eat 1t. In these days when the empha-
sis Is being laid on material bread for
the sustenance of the nation, there is
great danger lest we forget the neces-
sity of breaking the living bread to the
starving multitudes Of the world. We
must maintain the supremacy OF the
spiritual, or lack the dynamic to pro-
ride the material.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1918-03-21
How's This Z?

that cannot be cured by HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE Is TAX.
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
Sold by druggists for over forty years
Price 75c. Testimonials free.
=. ]. Cheney 6 Co.. Toledo, Ohio.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1918-03-21
FRECKLES
Now 10 the Tine 70 Get Rid Of These Ugly Spot,

There's no longer the slightest need OF
feeling ashamed Of your freckles. as the pre-
scription othine--double strengths guar
anteed to remove these homely spots.
Simply get an ounce OF othine-double
strength--from your druggist, and apply
little or 1t night and morning and you should
soon see that even the worst freckles have
begun to disappear. while the lighter ones
have vanished entirely. 1t 10 seldom that
more than one ounce IN neededAo completely
clear the skin ana gain a beautiful clear
complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength 9TH
Inc. as this 10 sold under guarantee of money
back IL II fails to remove freckleB-Adv.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1918-03-21

Better Than His Press Agent.
George Washington was most
truthful man."
II have always thought so. An evil
dence Of his truthfulness Is the fact
that he never gave any personal in
dorsement whatever to that cherry tree
story"
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1918-03-21
Good Subject.

"What are that couple over at yon.
der table scrapping about?"
II think, sir, they're fighting over
the war bread"
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1918-03-21
Quite a Record.

The Gulf stream is more rapid than
the Amazon, more impetuous than the
Mississippi, and its volume more than
1000 greater.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1918-03-21

During the past few years there has
been falling off in the yield of the
banana.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1918-03-21

A spring gun has been invented for
casting fishing lines further than can
he done by hand.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1918-03-21

Don't get careless and drop too many
hints.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1918-03-21
Hct Water,

"Mr. Brown is always getting into
hot water" Yes. He Is so cold-blood-
ed suppose II Is kind of relief"
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-09-16
GET SQUARE MEAL WITH RUM
How a Newspaper "Ad" Emptied
Food Cellars in German
Town.

Amsterdam, Holland.-The burgo-
master of Arnsberg, Westphalia, Ger
many, having failed in all endeavors
to induce the farmers of the neighbor-
hood to bring in supplies, placed this
advertisement in the local paper as
final hope:
'"This municipality will buy all agri-
cultural products for cash at govern
ment prices. Every person who deliv-
ers 100 pounds of bread grain or 300
pounds of potatoes will receive a
ticket emitting him to buy bottle of
brandy or rum at reduced prices from
the municipal cellars"
Within. "a hours the. cellars were
empty and the residents of Arnsberg
enjoyed the first square meal they had
had for weeks.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-09-16

TO RENT room tenement with
bath. J. r. Walker. 81 If
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-09-16
BROTHERS ARE REC0NClLED
Enlistment in Marine Corps Ends Feud
of More Than Two
Years Standing.

st. Louis-Two brothers who have
not spoken to each other for two years,
although they slept in the same bed
and ate at the same table, became
reconciled through their enlistment
in the Marine corps.
The boys are Dan and Angelo Tar
antola of this city. Dan is twenty
and Angelo eighteen. They fell out
when Angelo broke up a game Of mar
bles In which his brother was play
ing.
Angelo joined the Marine corps. His
brother learned of it and came to the
train to bid him farewell. After be-
coming reconciled there Dan decided
to join the marines and be with his
brother.
SO he enlisted two days later and
the brothers are now at Paris Island,
S. c., where they are again fast friends,
after two years. pact Of silence.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-09-16

WANTED-Table girls at the Cot
tage Hotel, good wages. 29tf
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-09-16
Water and Air.

Water in contact with the air alb
serbs its carhonic acid in decidedly
practical degree. In densely popu-
lated districts this is of considerable
Importance. The difference is percep-
tible to the sense after a long drought,
as the common expression refreshing
showers" indicates.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-09-16

Chance for good wages and ad-
vancener,k for men between the
ages of eighteen and forty-hve years
in good physical condition. Apply
N. Y. N. H. & H. R. r. M. D.
Miller, Supt., Waterbury, Conn; c.
A. Mitchell Supt., Hartford, Conn. ;
z. E. Regain, Supt. New Haven,
Conn.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-09-16
Ears Continue GROWING.

1t is said that throughout ones life
time ones ears continue to grow big
ger. The ears of a girl, admired per-
haps for their small size, are fairly
large by the time she has reached mid
die age. In old age they may be larger.
In any company of people one may no.
tice that it is the elders who have the
big ears. In the very old they are
overgrown.- Globe.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-09-16
Primitive Methods of Farming.

In Central America many primitive
agricultural implements are still re-
tanned. The native farmer still uses
a pillow with a crooked tree-branch
pointed with iron. The objection to
the modern two-handled pillow is that
one hand is needed for guiding the ami
mails, hence the introduction into Hon
duras of a trial modern-style pillow
with one handle.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-09-16
NOTICE
The Life of John Buckley.

1t was ancient history to some that
the 'Tife Story of John Buckley" ed
tied by the well-known J. G. Buck
master of the South Kensington mu-
scum, London, was really the story of
its editors life. 1t was one of the
books of its season in 1907, one of the
best bits of Biography we have in fact,
and am not surprised to find that the
question of it's authorship has bobbed
up once again in the old country.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-09-16
WANTED.

ATTENDANTS wanted-Men and
women wanted at Vermont State
Hospital for the Insane, to take po
sitions as attendants. For those who
so desire, opportunity is offered to
enter training school for nurses. For
particulars apply Vermont State Hos
pital for the Insane, Waterbury, VT.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-09-16
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Small. farm, 20 acres
land, comfortable buildings, 2 miles
from East St. Johnsbury, $1100. For
quick sale will include brood mare,
COW, hog, 35 hens, tools, hay, straw.
Several other small farms near st.
A. B. Dow, IL Eastern
Avenue. 60 If
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-09-16

TO RENT-Rooms for light house
keeping at No. 1 Prospect Avenue.
GA f
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-09-16
Iron Rust.

Few stains are SO obstinate as iron
rust is. They may, however, be re-
moved from delicate fabrics by cover
ing the spot thickly with cream tartar,
then twisting the cloth to keep the tar
tar on the spot itself. Put that part
into a pan of cold water. bring gradu-
ally to boiling point, and afterwards
rinse in the usual way.-Exchange
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-09-16

themselves 70 IucfaIIVe earning Cd
pacity need apply; good opportunity
for successful grocery clerks; state
age, where employed, if married or
single; all applications treated con-
fidential. Address 20 Main Street,
Montpelier, Vt. $685..
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-09-16

WANTED-Men who can adapt
themselves to selling to housewives
or who have been successful in doing
business direct with consumer; only
men who are willing to give their
best and have ability to advance
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-09-16
AUCTION SAFE

At Public Auction on Wednesday,
September 25, 1918, at ZOO P. M, at
Central Drug Store, corner Church
and College Streets, Burlington, Yer
mont, to settle the estate of the late
G. H. Ranslow, the stock of drugs,
drug sundries, and working tools will
be sold in lump to the highest bid
der. For further particulars apply to
Walter G.. Spear, Adm. $780,
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1918-09-16
United Cigar Stores
Famous Cigars
AT
es-fr- .s
Browns Cigar Store
40 Main St.
Atrocjous Pun,

Councillor Lamb, an old man when
Lord Erskine was in the height of. his
reputation, was of a timid and nervous
disposition, usually prefacing his plead
ings with an apology to that effect /;
and on one occasion, when opposed in
some cause to Erskine, he happened TO
remark that he felt himself growing
more and more tinaid asahe grew old
er. mo WONDER replied the relent-
less barrister, ''every one knows the
older lamb grows the more sheepish
he becomes"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27

Look at the tongue, mother! If coated, 1t is a sure sign that your lit tie ones stomach, liver and bowels needs gentle, thorough cleansing at once.
 When peevish, cross, listless, pale, doesn't sleep, doesn't eat or act natu- rally, or is feverish, stomach sour, breath bad; has stomach-ache, sore throat, diarrh9a, full of cold, give a teaspoonful of California Syrup of Figs" and in few hours all the foul, constipated waste, undigested food and sour bile gently moves out of the little bowels without griping and you have well, playful child again.
 You needn't coax sick children to take tiiis harmless fruit laxative :" they love its delicious taste, and 1t always makes them feel splendid.
 Ask your druggist for bottle of California Syrup of Figs" which has directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups plainly on the bottle. Beware of commercials sold here. To be sure you get the genuine. ask to see that it is made by the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Company" Refuse any other kind with contempt.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27
a. w. WELLS OF IMBODEN WILL HEAD ORDER FOR NEW TERM
 w. R. CHESTNUT DEPUTY.
APPR0vEFOODC0NsERvATI0N
Resolutions Passed Hedging Support Copy Sent To MT. Hoover-D. ]. Mills Elected Grand High
 Priest of R. A. M.

Little Rock c. w. Wells of Imboden was elect cd Grand Master of the Arkansas Grand Lodge of Free and Accepted Masons at the session of the Grand Lodge at the Masonic Temple. Fay Hampstead of Little Rock was re- elected Grand Secretary; F. w. Tuck CT of Little Rock was reelected Grand Treasurer, and Baker Clark of Little Rock was reelected Grand Lecturer.
 Other officers elected were as fol- lows: Deputy Grand Master, w. R. Chestnut, Hardy; Grand Senior War den, Lewis Bauerlein, Camden; Grand Junior Warden, w w. Magee. Pig gott; Grand Senicr Deacon, Leonidas Kirby, Harrison; Grand Junior Des- con, John O. Wolff, Batesville. Other officers are appointive.
 A resolution pledged support to the United States Food Administra- ton was adopted and copy of the resolution was sent to Herbert c. Hoover food administrator.
 D. I. Mills of Pine Bluff was elect ed Grand High Priest of the Grand Chapter of Royal Arch Masons.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27

personal money-back guarantee that each spoonful will clean your sluggish liver better than a dose of nasty calo- mel and that it won't make you sick.
 Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver medicine. You'll know it next morn- ing because you will wake up feeling fine, your liver will be working; head ache and dizziness gone; stomach will be sweet and bowels regular.
 Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely vegetable, therefore harmless and can not salivate. Give it to your children. Millions of people are using Dodson's Liver Tone instead of dangerous calo- mel now. Your druggist will tell you that the sale of calomel is almost stopped entirely here.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27
PROVEN SWAMP ROOT
 AIDS WEAK KIDNEYS

The symptoms of kidney and bladder troubles are often very distressing and leave the system in rundown condition The kidneys seem to suffer most, as al most every. victim complains of lame back and urinary troubles which should not, be neglected, as these danger signals often lead to more dangerous kidney troubles.
 Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root which, so many people say, soon heals and strength ems the kidneys, is a splendid kidney, liver and bladder medicine, and, being an herbal compound, has gentle heal ing effect on the kidneys, which is all most immediately noticed in most cases by those who use it.
 A trial will convince anyone who may be in need of it. Better get bottle from your nearest drug store, and start treat ment at once.
 However, if you wish first to test this great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co.,, Binghamton, N. Y., for sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper.-Adv
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27
] am Sincere! Stop CaIomeI!
 Guarantee Dodson's Liver Tone
Listen to me! Calomel sickens and you may lose days work. If bilious, constpated or
 headachy read my guarantee.

Liven up your sluggish liver! Feel fine and cheerful; make your work a pleasure; be vigorous and full of am- bition. But take no nasty, dangerous calomel, because it makes you sick and you may lose a days work.
 Calomel is mercury or quicksilver, which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel crashes into sour bile like dynamite, breaking it up. That's when you feel that awful nausea and cramp- ing..
 Listen to me! If you want to enjoy the incest, gentlest liver and bowel cleansing you ever experienced, just take a spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone tonight. Your druggist or dealer sells you bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone for few cents under my
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27
FOR HURRIED READERS.

Bennie Dearmore, we'll known far mer, who lives west of Mountain Home, states that he has hog which he has no trouble keeping up with. It makes a track different from any hog In Baxter county. It is five-footed hog, and makes five tracks The ex- tra foot extends out just below the knee of its right forelog and touches the ground the same as the regular foot on that leg. In other ways the animal Is normal.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27

Plans are being made for a wolf hunt in the northern part of Franklin county, where the pests have become so bold that they have killed many pigs in McIlroy township, going close to the farm houses in quest of their prey, in some cases entering the back yards and at one place tried to kill a watch dog.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27
Governor Brough granted parcon

Governor Brough granted pardon to Jerry Daniels, aged IA, recently convicted in Drew county of petit lar ceny and sentenced to four months imprisonment in the county jail. A statement from the governors office said that Daniels Is the only support of widowed mother and has two broth CTS in the army.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27
Up to the Fish.

Game Warden-Hey, kid, don't you know this ain't the season for trout
 Small Boy (fishing) Sure, but when 1t is the season tllsre ain't any around, and v'hen t aiR {, tt.aieEe'Ea ;. :. s,s lot of thelc. If the fish afn,t goin to obey the rules, ain't either.-Boys' Life.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27

WHAT EVERY WOMAN KNOWS.
 Every woman takes great pride in having her home well kept, in having the family wash done early in the week. Good bluing Is needed even moro than good soap. Be sure to use Rcd Cross Ball Blue.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27

An order was received from the War Department at Camp Pike dis continuing all industrial furloughs of enlisted men. Until this time, several bodies of soldiers have been detailed from Camp Pike to assist in the har- vesting of crops, because of the short age of farm labor
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27
RHEUMATISM PAINS

Are quickly relieved by applying Vacher-Balm. Try 25c jar or tube. If you cannot get 1t locally write to B. w. Vacher, Inc, New Orleans, La. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27

The 100 bullets in the Fourth Ark ansas State Egg Laying Contest pro duced for the month of October ell eggs, or an average of 611 eggs per bird, and the total number of eggs produced during the year was. 13,767 eggs. making an average of 137.67 eggs per bird.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27

No Worms In Healthy Child
 All children troubled with worms have an un- healthy ccloT which indicates poor blsod, and @ QROvHS TAsTHLRsS chill TONIC given regularly for two or three weeks will enrich the blood, i'm prove tho digestion, and act 0eneral Strength ening Tonic to the whole system. Nature will then throw o0 or dispel the worms and the Child will be
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27
How to Get There.

How to Get There. She-How shall go to work to be- come starr He-Get the reviewers to praise you to the skies.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27

The Quorum Court of Franklin at an adjourned term appropriated $3, 900 for county agents, two men and two women; $25 a month for the two councils of defense, one here and one at Charleston and $750 for tick eradi- cation.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27

Private William Woodhouse, the first soldier from Faulkner county to be wounded overseas, has returned to this country and is now stationed at Cams Stuart, Va, and will return to Conway soon.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27
Natural Proving.

Natural Proving. T assure you am dead in ear nest" "So should judge from your grave expression"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1918-11-27

Arkansas postmasters recently ap- pointed are: Anlus, Franklin coun- ty, Mildred Luck; Baker. Phillips county, Clara B. Potter; Morriston, Fulton county, Charles A. Chadwick; Pine City, Monroe county, Joseph E. Copeland address, Palmer, Ark.