Arizona republican., 1918-04-21
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 ture, later described: Reserving a lower Pullman. days in advance. I settled in- to the old green baiZe seat with that feeling of contented security eXper- fenced by Christians, and sinners, like self, with clear consciences @. Deep into the fathoms of Hun victories" and inWardly cussn' every pro-Ger- man, pacifist, or anti-American mortal on top of earth, | failed to observe a large Greek female, opposite. who with eight tots, eight mouths closely calen- dared between, was rubbing the backs of loving pOsterity, to their delight, and her satisfaction. Good God!" l mumbled to the porter, have they that section? 'Yes sah. and dis uppaT, over youse" Disparaging despair!" ] saw my finish, and without prevari- cation, l experienced it later on: No need to relate how, or why l made the wash room, headquarters, and gave up my section for their play ground, but as evening advanced, and the kind mother @ with four abreast had set tied in bunk over me, l cautiously sneaked to my crib beneath them. and rolling eyes upward, gave thanks for such quiet as prevailed, even if it was interspersed with those gutteral trem- uio snOrtsi which freeze d listeners ears, but bring blissful satisfaction to the fomenter:-I may have dozed but in any event life returned when zip whirled a naked form from above, striking the floor like an exploded dy- namite bomb, to the horror of all den- izens neighbors, whose heads popped thro' portiers like new stars bursting thro' darkening twilight Eva! Eva'' screamed a thunderous voice eminatins from massive body whose ponderous. but agile limbs. dropped from above plumb into the edge of my sanctified couch, where they remained for a seeming age, bringing to mind colos- sal statuary of ancient mastadons:- Don't you ever presume that there wasn't some feet on those accessories. and don't you further presume that any Of natures sparkling liquid had held contact with those lower tips during tenancy here for from the effluvia, PII risk my reputation as a measly liar. that the Grecian soil accumulated at. and since birth, still remained. and like aged carrion, strengthened with time Eva! Eva! Coomb back" Coomb back. she screamed, while Eva" wholly disdainful and unscathed, wan dered into the arms of an angry col ored porter, half awakened: Had tSere now only been some blood hounds at hand, the portrayal of that heart ren- dei1ng episode, donned Uncle Toms Cabin, would have been perfection. perfected, but as it was, when all pas sengers had expended the freshly nur- tured dialect, termed profane. and those scarecrows' on my bed, were lifted on high, feeling of. peaceful blessedness stole OCT me for the moment. only to be dispelled by a nightmare from which l arose, shouting "The Creek The Greek; They come, They come!"-"To h--- with You and Creek" roared the crowd, from the echo of which, I col lapsed.
 So much for a trip taken to benefit you:-The goods arrive today. There is:
 steel safes. sizes.
 l2 flat top desks, all sizes.
 high office desks; Q sizes.
 l long lobby desk.
 cash registers, sizes.
 Nice bookcases and china closets.
 Singer, tailor's and cobbler's sewing machines.
 Stylish library tables, all sizes.
 Guitars, horns, flute. banjo. mando- lin.
 Street camera, and all size kodaks.
 Dayton meat slicer; electric coffee.
 Platform counter, and butchers hank scales.
 Good heavy single harness.
 Baby cribs, and baby buggies.
 Immense stock new mattresses.
 900 slightly used mattresses.
 Hundreds of brass and iron beds.
 Every make of springs known.
 Pillows and bedding-stacks.
 Stoves and ranges unlimited.
 Some elegant sewing machines.
 $175 adder for $S5.00.
 2 Gurley levels and transits.
 Two ladies beautiful saddles.
 Auto trunks and boxes.
 Gentleman's $50 dressing trunk $25.
 Massive, medium and small refriger- ators.
 70 different style and make rugs.
 Elegant leather furniture all kinds.
 Paper hangers outfit, and trimmer $5.50.
 27 volumes deaf and dumb books.
 Fine $S5 mans saddle, s45.
 All kinds and styles guns.
 S2I00 auto horn 5000; bargain.
 Pair good rubber tires. large auto.
 
 Good lot of bicycles. Gas, oil, gasoline, ranges. plates.
 instantaneous heaters, boiler or bath ! Coffee or water urns, and coolers. Pumps and engines and motors. Gasoline house plant, complete. 1 Large stock trunks and grips. i New or used linoleuru, cheap. Large stock hardware and tools. Men clothing, an abundance. 1 SludeDaker motor engine, very cheap large blowers for mines, cheap. Electric ceiling and table fans. Electrical hang or table lamps. 1 Cable wire, large and medium. Collapsible canoe cheap, beauty.
 Two 10 it. plate jewelry cases.
 Jap screen porCh curtains. Window shades, large and medium.
 Porch swings and benches.
 Steel sanitary roll doors and track. | Printing press and complete outfi Wltn type Tor cards, letter and bil heads,
 Here's the chance of your life pieces carved lockwood Jap furniture perfectly elegant. S150.00
 FORD'S STORES Office in store, 40 & Central Ave.
 Phone l776 l FOR -SALE-At a bargain the fol lowing goods at the Santa Fe loca sheds: One S0-horsepower Pennsyl vania return flue boiler and furnac all complete, good as new; 250 fee 1s-inch cable, loose pulleys: 1 pul ley and 70 feet shafting; 200 feet II pipe; galvanized tank; 40 feet shaft ing; l 75-gallon steel tank; 1 63-inc Troy Mangbe; 1 2-compartmer washer; l bosom ironer, l 22-inc extractor; 1 compartment washer 1 Steve ironer; 1 shirt ironer Thes