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increased responsibilities OF no mean
sort. MIR, Hetzler handled his duties
In n way that earned him another
step up~ward-this time 10 be cashier.
Here was a real executive position,
demanding thorough understanding
of his task. tho ability to think quick
ly and decide things for himself.
Evidently he measured up to the
situation. for we ind him becoming
vice-president. There he remained
but a short time when the Board OF
Directors elected him to a place on
that body and made him President
Of tho bank. He was just forty
years OF age.
1t has been said that q mans sue
cess must not be measured so much
by the rank that he has achieved but
as gagged from the place whore he
started. Judged on that basis, the
progress OF Mr.. Hetzler assumes new
interest. For he began at the bot
tom rung and mounted TO the top
most purely by force OF application
and thinking ahead OF his job. Since
he has been Identified with the ex-
%ecutive branch OF the bank the insti-
tuition has made its greatest advance
ment. All OF which would seem 10
indicate that he has a very good
grasp OF hat vague but important
thing called a banks policy.
Aside from the banks business ,Ir,
Hetzler is interested In several other
enterprises, although no devotes by
far the major part OF his attention
to running the Job won by patient
effort. He is known TO a good many
Americans as Chairman OF the reliei
committee formed in London at the
outbreak OF val TO help send them
home. And the banking world knows
him for a man who usually gets re-
: suits.
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and used in the manufacture OF neck
laces. earrings and suchhke
ment. Thames fishermen used 10
catch fish. take on the scales and
throw tho body back into the river. A
pigment was obtained by treating the
scales in a certain fashion, whitehall
being the most popular FISH used for
the purpose, SO great formerly was
the demand at times thai the price
OF a quart OF Ash scales varisd from
ono 10 five g~uineas.
This treatment ~ fish scales for
making small personal Raornments is
attributed 70 the French"
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PARTIES MUST MEASURE UP.

N HIS message to the. Democrats Of New Jersey the President
warns them that the old party slogans r losing their sgnif-
- canoe. The war is changing mems minds and standards In the
political and economic reconstruction that lies ahead
every programme must be shot through and through with
utter disinterestodnew; n party must try o serve itself, but
every party must try to serve humanity: every programme.
every heasure in every programme. must be tested by this
question and this question only:
Is It Just, is q. for the benefit Of the average man without
influence n privilege; does It embody in real fact the highest
conception OF social justice and Of right dealing, without re-
spect OF person o. class or particular INTEREST,"
The President is right. We re not going to make the milen-
mum in one jump. But with the minds and hearts Of millions con.
centrated upon the broadcast principle and the highest purpose to
veich self governing peoples have yet pledged supreme devotion, it
would be strange il domestic politics failed to feel, even as interna-
tional relations are certain to feel, pressure carrying them a plane or
two higher.
No nation has come into the conflict from motives more con-
shtently disnterested than those Of the United States. Who can
doubt that action from high principle has It's tonic effect upon
national s well as upon individual character2 What else is progress?
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r YENRY FORD said the other day that, while he is not y
Prohibitionbt, he thinks France ought to root up her vine,
and plant grain or potatoes.
Henry admitted he half expected to get in bad" for saying this
We are surprised no hasn't. 1t was a foolish remark, however in.
spired it might have sounded TO the Ant-Saloon League.
For centuries there have been In France certain areas Of soil
in which, as in no other soil in the world, grow the vines which
produce wine grapes of a unique and perfect sort. Again and again
attempts have been made to transplant these vines to other countries,
as, for example, to California. But though the vines may grow, the
grapes are never the same. For France alone will they yield the
wine that has made them famous. France holds secure and unchal-
lenged tho reputation they have earned her, while the whole civilized
world, generation after generation, has eagerly bid for their vintages
and sung their praises.
Before the war, the wine France exported in a year was worth
above $50, 900, 900 francs. In 1915, according to figures given by the
MOniteur Dnecole, the production Of wine in France was still
s~61,475.935 gallons
- Those vines are one Of the great national assets Of the French.
They bring in an income worth more than many times the same acre
age planted in food. AS well ask France to root them up as ask the
UntedNStates to shut up its copper mines and set the miners to
hOeng corn.
No, Henry, let France keep her vines to help pay her bills.
They'll earn many a million yet ere the whole world goes dry.
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Fish Scales for Ornaments

"HAT the war has helped I o re-
veal many strange economies
10 emphasized by the observa-
ton OF a scientific writer. who has
this "a say;
The scales OF fish. which are of
utility 20 the owner during its So
,ourn in the deep. arc ignored after
CAPTURE as good only for the refuse
heap. but II was not ever thus. In
days gone by fish scales possessed a
real valuo. notably those Of roach,
bleak, daco and whitobaiL,
colder writer's toll US how the
scales OF thsaS fIhsS were collected
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Guarding Our National Forests

ordinary land, may run TO $50 when
heavy timber has to be- cleared away.
To keep the forests up TO standard,
between 1900 and $1,000 acres must
be planted each yea In the Douglas
fir region OF Oregon the seeds are
sown In tho snow They are scattered
broadcast, and as tho snow melts
they sink deeper and deeper. some
are eaten by the birds. but when the
snow has disappeared most of them
are covered with enough earth TO
cause them to gorminatc and take
root.
This work VIII yield results only IN
the future, but the national forests
are already a great asset. Under ex-
pert selection, many thousand feet Of
timber are cut bach year..
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MAYBE A LOAN, TOO?

TR0TZKY asks for American officers to organize a new Russian
army and for American engineers to put Russian railroads
in order.
Would it be indicate to inquire whether the new Russian army
is to be organized only to be ~dsbanded again when somebody stamps
foot in Berlin?
Also, whether the Russian railroads are to DO put in order for
the greater convenience of German forces penetrating into Russian
territory?
1t would seem a good thing to find out to what purpose and with
what guarantees American skill and energy are to be further used in
Russia before favoring Mr.. Trotzky with military, engineering or
financial aid.
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wv ANNhh bp oAoANeN A1
your "hardbOued" shirts They ought to be In the same drawer with your
"soft-boned" shirts. oughn't they7
Walt a minute I'll help you look.
Good heavensl Not in therel That's the table lineni
DON'T swear 10, Darling! Here they areI
Well what is It NoW7
oh, darnngl How DID you cut yourself that way7 You poor things
Wait Ill get the alum-and the courtplasm. There, therel Does =
hurt you now?
What Is It. dear?
No, | haven't seen your studs. Where did you put them last timsa
Well. why can't you wear these? Oh, l see! They're for your dinnsN
coat Aren't men funny7 Their whole idea OF being dressed cOnsisn
in wearing the right buttonsl
What dear? Yes, that's YOUR shirt I know, because I bought q
myself
Well. II that shirt rides up" 1t must be because you're getting nss
Oh. l didn't say ANYTHINGl
Do stop swearing, darlingi
No. l don't know where you keep your dressheI
No, l haven't seen your patentleathers.
Well, If youT wait until l get this thing hooked I'll help you lind
Oh, what is It? What is It, darling?
My! How you frightened mel I thought you'd cut yourself again
But how can your waistcoat be CHOKING your Waltz III unlStCA
It at the back There! Can you breathe now2
DON'T swear so, darling!
We'll. II you'd wea your dress clothes a little ottener you WOULDN'T
have such terrible trouble assembling yourself whenever you HAVE 70
wear them!
On, yes, you do! I simply have to bnndfold you and BACK you ints
evening clothes every time you put them Onl
Walt a minute. I'll faNen your cun links.
Yes, I'll find your hat.
No, HAVEN'T "pawned all your handkerchiGs"
Yes, I'll find your gloves.
Yes, l know where your muller is.
Yes you look ALL Why, DARLINGl You look perfectly STUN
MING!
I'm going to kiss you this minute!
If you only knew how handsome you look in evening dress you'd never
year ANYTHING else! And SO few men CAN wear It effectively
what's that you say-about signing a German Peace" dear'
You know how It feels"3 Oh, we'll. do hurryl We haven't tim. %
talk about the War now, you beautiful old bearl
Curtain.
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A LITTLE known but highly i'm
"A portant service. both to the
present generation and those
that are TO come, is rendered by the
men who guard and care for our ma
tional forests. These are situated in
all parts OF the country from Porto
Rico TO Alaska, and one Of the most
important duties Is TO protect them
from flre.
The method employed in the Neb-
raska National Forest is TO first clear
n strip OF land. Twelve burrows are
plowed on each side OF this and the
ground between them is burned over,
This Are break will halt the flames
driven by a high wind. Its cost 80
cents q mile for each furrow ovsr
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the fact impressed
u p o Theodore
Hetzler when he
applied to I h e
Fifth Av e n u e
Bank for the Job
Of messenger. The
bank had made
known through an
I e IN e n I
that II needed a
young man to run
errH d Aud
Hetzler thought
that he W o u ! d
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supply houses are selling sets OF
bulbs sockets and wires roady to bo
fitted into tho opening OF tho vase.
An attractive wicker or bamboo shade
covered with cloth may DO purchased
at a low price. A small amount Of
sand or lead should be placed In tho
bottom OF the vase TO keep II steady.
The evening world., 1918-03-22
TABLE LAMPS FROM OLD VASES.

.HoN'T discard your vases when
you tire Of seeing them about
the house. II you homo Is
lighted with electricity. It Is an asy
matter TO turn them into table lamps.
says the Illustrated World. electrical
The evening world., 1918-03-22
Inventors Study Our Needs
"From Head to Foot"

who must walk On hard pAvement1
has been brought out. 1t 10 placed
on the inside Of the shoe. and cons
sists Of a section OF sponge rubber
The jar On the leather heel IL abe
sorbed by this inside buffer berore-A
IA reach the foot.
The evening world., 1918-03-22
Making the Hat Fit

Every head Is OF q slightly di1ep.
ent shape. Hats. however. are mads
IN certain regular sizes and do noe
exactly fit all heads. Here u some,
thing better than a strip OF felt o.
newspaper to make the headgear fts
1t Is a newly patented device which
The evening world., 1918-03-22
Winning Out Before Forty
From Messenger to President of Fifth Avenue Bank
the Record of Theodore Hetzler.
Ru lanes c. Yonno
By James C. Young

Copyright. 1915. by the Press Publlshin
NFrEN 1t pays to answer adver-
tisements, Just as surely as It
pays TO advertise. That vas
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and allows perfect ventilation OF tho
Interior so that II wet It may drv
out The tree may be hung On a
hook or folded fiat for travelling. a
is pressed onamelled steel. At
lasts indefinitely,
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oh, yes. I know the smythes are mo better thai
we are"-but that's no reason why you should go .
their dinner party looking like a B%olshevikl Ever
man there will be In evening clothes
What, dear?
Certainly, you'll have to shave again! The IDEA
Yes, l KNOW you shaved this morning" but you can
announce that at the dinner table.
No, I'm NOT cross I'm simply trying to be rec
sonable-what, dear2
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LEAVE FRANCE HER VINES.

ENR FORD said the other day that, while he is
PrOhibitiOnist, he thinks France ought to root up her
q y and plant grain or potatoes.
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when placed inside the hat. expands
or contracts the sweat band. Snan
buttons are used to hold tho device
In position and maintain the adjust
ment. II is also practicable foS
women and can be use instead q
hat pins.
The evening world., 1918-03-22
7 h e Jarr F mily
BY Roy l.. MEGA rdell

Copyright. 1918. by the Press Publishin
CO UESS who I seen in q ooni-
form" remarked Mr.. Slav-
InsLy the gIazier. in nm
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w Yes. you'll HAVE to wear III 1 told you SO
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by the Pres, Publishing Co. THE New York Evening wOrd>.
The evening world., 1918-03-22
By Helen Row and

Copyright, 1918, by the Press Publishing Co. THE New
The Wife Speaks
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1918-07-12
CaIomeI Today! Sick Tomorrow!
Guarantee Dodson's Liver Tone
Don't take nasty, dangerous calomel when bilious,
constpated, headachy. Listen to me!

Calomel makes you sick; you lose a
days work. Calomel Is quicksilver
and 1t salivates; calomel Injuries your
liver.
II you are bilious, feel lazy, slug
gish and all knocked out, If your bow
els are constipated and your head
aches or stomach is sour, just take a
spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver
Tone instead Of using sickening, sail
waiting calomel. Dodson's Liver Tone
Is real liver medicine. You'll know 1t
next morning because you will wake
up feeling fine, your liver will be work
ing, your headache and dizziness gone,
your stomach will be sweet and bow
els regular. You will feel like work
ing. You'll be cheerful; full of vigor
and ambition.
Your druggist or dealer sells you
bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone for
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1918-07-12
SENATE ADVANCES
SALARY MEASURES
AMENDMENT 5Y COMMITTEE r.
NALLV ENoRossED AND PASS
so TO THIRD READING.
VINCENT DEFENDS ACTION
Never Has There Been Such Tirade
OF Salary Boosting and Money Graz
bing as Has Been Seen During
This Session, Senator Field Said.
Ra%nn Rnnga

In the face of stubborn opposition
on the floor of the Senate, led by
Senator Fraser, three bills introduced
by Senator A. r. Johnson, chairman
of the joint legislative committee, to
readJust the salaries os clerks of
court, sheriffs and assessors in all
parishes excepting Orleans, referred
TO the Senate finance committee and
reported back to the Senate by that
committee with amendments that in
Guided in the bills additional salary
increases. were finally engrossed AMI
passed to third reading.
The turbulent wrangle broke when
Senator Fraser. taking a stand against
too much salary raising and asserting
that the finance committee simply
could not, in thirty minutes, amend
intelligently work which had taken
six weeks for special committee 10
accomplish, moved for the tabling Ut
the amendments to the sheriffs' sat-
airy bill, as proposed by the commit
tee. Senator Fraser said the commit
tee could not possibly hold compe-
tent hearing in the short time the
bills were in It's hands, and that il
could not be sure it was not perpa-
trating injustices in hurriedly amend.
ing the work Of six weeks.
Senator Vincent, of the committee
which had framed the bills, "consid-
aVad IL uoxf tn. an Insult 10 tho oo.p
mittee that spent. six weeks on this
work that the finance committee
should slash the bills all to pieces in
thirty minutes"
Senator Fields took the view that
the committee Overestimated its duty
and that 1t is wrong to try to deny
TO senators on the floor the right to
offer amendments to any bill before
the Senate.
"Never has there been such a Ii
rade OF salary boosting and money
grabbing as has been seen during this
session. Senator Fields declared.
AS soon as it was evident the oppo-
sition had lost, still other amend
ments were offered from the floor;
and with no further objections from
the attackers. all amendments were
adopted.
The sheriffs' salary bill was then
ordered engrossed and passed to
third reading as amended by sub
stanti0I vote.
With this bill successfully passed
to third reading as amended, there
was no opposition to the clerks Of
courts and assessors salary bills, and
they. too. were amended, not only by
the finance committee. but also on
the door. and were ordered engrossed
and passed to third reading.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1918-07-12
The Piano at the Front.

Lieut., Reginald B. Jones. formerly
Organist at the Commercial Street
Baptist church, Newport (MOn.), writ
ing from France, says:
1.-The padre came along on Sunday
evening, and our battalion had an
Open-air service while the shells were
whistling over and the German planes
lowering. We salved an old piano
from a ruined cottage. 1t had seven
notes missing and. three holes from
shells in it, but we mended the wires
with telephone wire and string. /
played it for the service. The filter
having tuned it. In spite of the great
we had fine. hearty singing"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1918-07-12
Get New Kidneys !

The kidneys are the most overworked
organs of the human body, and when they
fail in their work of fltering out and
throwing off the poisons developed in the
system, things begin to happen.
One of the first warnings is pain or stiff
ness in the lower part of the back; highly
colored urine; loss of appetite; indiges-
ton; irritation, or even stone in the blad-
der. These symptoms indicate condition
that may lead to that dreaded and fatal
malady, Bright's disease, for which there
is said to be no cure.
Do not delay a minute. At the first in
dication of trouble IN the kidney, liver,
bladder or urinary organs start taking
Gold Medal HARLEM Oil Capsules, and
save yourself before it is too late. Instant
treatment is necessary in kidney and blad-
der troubles. A delay is often fatal.
You can almost certainly find immediate
relief in Gold Medal HARLEM Oil Capsules.
For more than 200 years this famous prep
aration has been an unfailing remedy for
all kidney. bladder and urinary troubles.
It is the pure, original Harlem Oil your
great-grandmother used. About two cap
snles each day will keep you toned up and
feeling fine. Get it at any drug store, and
if it does not give you almost immediate
relief, your money will be refunded. Be
sure you get the GOLD MEDAL brand.
None other genuine. In boxes, three
sizes.-Adv.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1918-07-12
GIVE. CALIFORNIA SYRUP OF FIGS
At ONCE If BILIOUS OR
cONSTIPATED.

Look at the tongue, mother! If
coated, it is sure sign that your lit
tie ones stomach, liver and bowels
needs gentle, thorough cleansing at
once.
When peevish, cross, listless, pale,
doesn't sleep, doesn't eat or act natu-
rally, or is feverish, stomach sour,
breath bad; has stomach-ache, sore
throat, diarrhea, full of cold, give a
teaspoonful of California Syrup Of
Figs" and in few hours all the foul,
cOnstipated waste, undigested food
and sour bile gently moves out of the
little bowels without gripping, and you
have well, playful child again.
You needn't coax sick children to
take this harmless "fruit laxative :"
they love its delicious taste, and 1t
always makes them feel splendid.
Ask your druggist for bottle Of
California Syrup of Figs" which has
directions for babies, children of all
ages and for grown-ups plainly on the
bottle. Beware of counterfeits sold
here. To be sure you get the genuine,
ask to see that it is made by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Company" Refuse
any other kind with contempt.-Adv.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1918-07-12
Hot Weather Poiisons
Hit The Stomach First
How to Keep Your Stomach
Strong, Cool and Sweet

Hot weather always starts those
quick chemical changes which pro-
duce poisons in meats, fish, fruits,
vegetables, milk and food products.
Such summer poisons in foods not
only make well stomachs sick but de-
velop with dangerous rapidity in
sensitive, sick or ailing stomachs and
bowels.
These poisons not only generate
gases and fluids which cause that
bloated, fumpy feeling, heartburn, sour
stomach, belching, acidity, but endless
other stomach and bowel miseries.
A sure, safe, quick acting relief has
been found which .absorbs and neu-
tralizes these poisons, too much acid
and harmful gases. EATONIC Tab
let's, one or two taken after every meal,
will keep your stomach sweet. You
will have a good appetite to eat what
you like, when you want 1t and be
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1918-07-12

few cents under my personal guarsn.
tee that it will clean your sluggish
liver better than nasty calomel; il
won't make You sick and you can eat
anything you want without being sail.
waited. Your druggist guarantees that
each spoonful will start your liver,
clean your bowels and straighten you
up by morning or you get your money
back. Children gladly take Dodson's
Liver Tone because it Is pleasant tast-
ing and doesn't grippe or cramp or
make them sick.
I am selling millions Of bottles Of
Dodson's Liver Tone to people who
have found that this pleasant, vege-
table liver medicine takes the place Of
dangerous calomel. Buy one bottle on
my sound, reliable guarantee. Ask
your druggist about me.-Adv.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1918-07-12

On the body of British soldier
recently killed at the front, was found
the following letter addressed to his
mother: Il am dead; l have lived
my life, fought the good fight. and
given my life willingly and happily
for your sakes on the altar of duty
The fighting will be severe, the suf-
ferinG great; but, bother darling
every child whom God receiveth he
scourgeth. 1t is only part of the imi-
tatiOn of our blessed Lords life-just
a weak, unworthy imitation-but the
best a poor, puny, sinful child can
make. Iplead with you not to worry.
Put all your faith, your hope, your
trust in the God of love-"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1918-07-12
LEMON JUICE
TAKES OFF TAN
Girls! Make bleaching lotion
if skin is sunbuned,
tanned or freckled

Squeeze the juice Of two lemons into
a bottle containing three ounces of
Orchard White, shake well. and you
have a quarter pint of the best freckle,
sunburn and tan lotion. and complexion
beautifier, at very, very small cost.
Your grocer has the lemons and any
drug store or toilet counter will supply
three ounces Of Orchard White for a
few cents. Massage this sweetly fra
grant lotion into the face, neck, arms
and hands each day and see how freck-
les, sunburn, windburn and tan disap-
pear and how clear, soft and white the
skin becomes. Yes! 1t Is harmless
ADV.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1918-07-12
free from all those bad effects liable to
come after a hearty meal in summer.

free from all those bad effects liable to
come after a hearty meal in summer.
EAToNIC Tablets are hot weather protec-
tors for the stomach. They guard against the
germs that Turk in the things you eat and
drink. They rebuild listless appetites. pro-
mote digestion by aiding proper action OF she
stomach functions and insure speedy relief
from indigestion and all stomach distress.
EATONIC 10 good to eat like candy. People
from all over send grateful testimonials. Tens
of thousands are obtaining relief with
EATONIC every day but the best evidence 10
to let your own stomach tell you the truth. 60
to your druggist and get big box OF
EATONIC. Tell him you want 1t for the pre-
vention and sure relief OF stomach and bowel
disorders produced by hot weather poisons.
- Then If EAToNIO fails to satisfy you're
turn It to your druggist. whom you know and
can trust. He will cheerfully refund your
money. If your druggist doesn't keep
RATONIC-drop US a postal. It win be de-
livered to your address and you can then
pay for Il. Address. 81. L. Kramer. Pres.s
1918 8. Wabash Ave-. Chicago. III.