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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-07-19
9iplia Sfibsiart paa gerecn.

CtUIIH SIlU"TUrI VHU VtTHtH.
@crgen Bite Mai. 9erSens Sapn
bar iiior bapt ct iterre Mlital Nnlpb
al Sfibe emo noecniinoe. 5 Iorets
Sob bar Ser ppret ialt 25,535, buoraf
1870 Seilifnoer, meo en- ianllet Cont
maze al ) Willioner - I WtiQ. Con
mere enc &c foreaaaenoe 10 Iar.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-07-19
Gn ufortrsocn Geteran.

bro, 270e Dloi. Ten 7S-aari1e
@artner y. u. 9tielien / @piobierg
bar ailagt "SoIitebro 9tpis" Ell vi.
lit o. i%ortalt, at ban ifaI en- lioen
Eur ill aisbenbapu Ill Goa6enbrs.
brenes @enerolioriamIing oen 29oe
Sunni. Get er MI life iao merfellgt;
men ben @omIe pil ipaiere til ais.
6enhapu, oa pan Geien piI ban boil.
De Ioreorag Here Steoer ont line
GpleuelIer / 81 oeo Ianneuirfe o.
Tpbbsl.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-07-19
81 Mreuifnbs. lnhilrnm. anlur

VI WftUIfuDs' NHUHUHm, NuIIlNU'
BORG, 26oe Dtai. 5 I~nleoning al
@repifabet SerheuborgS 100 Mars
SilbilGiim hor 2ertSarepe 2erhe toag
lamlet oIle 0ooletS islunftionTrer %
Nrbeioere til Ell GeitIigbeo / Slot-
tets RiooerioI, bpor Gano. mag. gln'
orltp folbt Sorcorog ON 2erd,enborg2
0iitorie giennem Sc 100 Mar. lin.
Der SompGret uooelte 2enSgreue
Serfe @ouer iii 6llnftionGrerne "a
grbeioerne iii ct ioulet @eleh al
10000 ar. Subilret leireoeS 100.
riqt / StilheO.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-07-19
@mlbranb / SaQinabal. 6

&llaager I Barmoslfogen I Wes, Sal
lingoal - oct par netop taget no al
Wilerne - er br9not op. Wan an
taaer, at &llQene life bar ppret ililffet
aoot nof. Sfaben anilnaes til 20
10000 &roner. Seiaa / Tobalen. ifal
Der hape iorefommct Ell lignenbe G,,l-
brand, meloer Or. Sngblao".
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-07-19
Sm Vrnnbcn / Belle GunpmenC

Sen 30te Wni meIoeS uoerIigcre:
Sra Wslen breote rSlbeu lig iii
@uens Seoter, % DC n~eoiturtclbe
Mlrre fuuite bI. a. Sceneu % Ell
itor Gel al 1eatret. Sencre pou
gitcrmiooogen nutrnotea aommi.
mems SorubeboIbninpcr, bporoi ca.
tppe @o9nloOniu9cr brrnbtc. Sto'
ocn oniIaaes iii ca. I DILL. SIR.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-07-19

|ranoc. NanbcrS, 276c Nloi. On
Gienoom9bouoler @nnicn og Meieri.
%beitnrer &elien / Muonraaaro iii.
herenoe GienOom / Wsrfe er / 1or.
mi0oagS toioIt neobrruot. area.
turerne og &u0boet reooeoe3. 81.
oen menee opitaact peo 9sru5 Seq
mc6 SGnoitiffer.
6orien5, 27oe Wai aattrltp
Meac pcO @opeogooro er Nottcll
mcllem 2erbog % Sauooq iuIoitrn.
oig ncobrruot. Ser brGnNtc euocl
aoru / NtsQer @paninqernc our
ioriifrcoc / 2onobpgninqerucS aim.
@ronoioriifrina Tor ca. 1900 ar.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-07-19

Yprtrrt al @inje. @alores Silto-
rielaa bar giennem 2enSmoro 8. &.
GoeaaarD engaeeret Woleren Srpar
Jborsrltb, 9ogn, til at male ct tort
9iaeoe al Masmunb &inie, iortTller
"Talbres". @illebet bill bll ppbPngt
poa Giosbuaaren iiomn1er.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-07-19
&c nGc Bauer. Nalbora 30. Mto

&c me "nncr. Nalbora 30 MOI.
NoIborg Gmtprono pcotog ibn1 al
noe ct 8ilituo poo $4,000 4r. pr.
@ancmil ioopcI iii Ell @onc ira
>@onorup Citation pao Spbnboncn
iii SoIS Sopu oa Son Siiferlcic
Tom iii Ell @one ira golbor1 til
NprnQer Citation pdo &obro-2ea.
itsr- @oneu. @eage @nnerne CT op,
tnget poa Sernbaucloueu.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-07-19
Sfoobranoe / NorSe.

9ranmcu Ste Suni. - &co Mio.
bogatiber ioag begpnote oct at
brpnoc / @aagaaroitogcu / Noroer.
bob pao Noro'ioen al Sernbunclinicn
melem Sen og H~onoaiioro. Spor=
lcbes @rauocn or ppitooet, pioeS fife
meo Sifterbeo. Goa @ronbiteoet er
set BOG blet npOnt, Of Den ifploeS
lliorli9ti9beo ira 2eumerbuggercS
She. &lOeu breotc Jig meo itor
@oloiombeh, o. Glnmnlebopet fate
oeS flere bltnoreoc Neter irem i Wti.
nlttet.
Geo 9Sioen initen roieoe Slben
nleb uiorminoifet @eitigheb. Nor-
uocn @pgoefolf err ale Matolfnbcr
peo 6obrifernc mobiliieret, ligeiom
Der or anfommct 100 Wono al Gar
oen. Salt er Der %iannlet benpeb 200O
Wfor,b pan gronbiteoet. Smiolcrtib
bar man intet on6ct of glsrc enc at
irpffe iig tilboge, oa Der blGier Ell
fraitig @inb, iom iaar Slocn til at
ltobreoe iig mere emo alminoelig
hurtig.
Senere pau glitenen mcl0ea, at ser
er brpllot mellem 1900 og 2000
Wtoal pproifulo Sfos, ppicntlig til
herenbe SorfcI @nogorb o. Norocr-
bops &pmmltne.
&eb . Sioen inot meIoc9, at
Slocn er b%cgrrnlet.
Trommen 5te SUM. - 5 Otter
miooog er en- iterre S~fogbrono brllot
no paa Oiooum. Oct brpn0er /
@rltgScier Ole Sios Sfog peo &ife.
ilmo. Solf ltrsmmer til / itorc Sfa.
rer Tor at imlrtffe. @cb 3-5ioen raieoc
Sloen Iige beitig. 6lcre bunore0e
0iaol er brpn6t.
- Senere meloes: Wan or MI
&erre oper ocn itore Sfogbrono paa
Woorm. 9ranoen liObreb ! en-
Sorompr, og Iuriogen or p%iitnof. at
en0el Walflner pe6 Sorpitreiobrlfcn
er aaaet oarn1e. Vlooum &onlmlme9
@aoro Moruo og Is Vlaoie bar Ell
Gio lterft truet, llgcioa Hamio5 SrP-
iliberi. ga. 300 Wano par i Arbeioe
meo Slufuingen. "a Sloen greb iaa
iterft ON iig. blcp Der refpireret Gr-
trotoa ira DC itorc Sabrifer neoe /
gpgoen. me- bette Sog blep itnniet
moerpeiS, ba ser fom Weloing ON,
at 6aren par operitaaet.
6 a 700 Maol tiloels goo Sfog er
eoelugt.
Mois 5te Slmi. - Sgoar bar Der
TO Sfogbranoe peo 9pen. oen enc /
Iattersoifogen og ben anoen / aam'
boifogen, lige OF Tor aambo Serre-
gaaro, iom en- Siurb bar fterft trl,ei
al Sloen. Geo Patterso bar oct melt
Woiebrano, iom bleo begr9niet eiter
rogle timers 5orlsb.
9ranben peo aambo blep man
9erre e peo 6.Sioen i eitermibbag
eiter ca. 1 timers ib9roig Sluf'
ningsarbeioe, Tom bleo uoiert al BEN
peb 80 Wano. bells 9aarbens egnc
1lof og oels arbeioere peo anlPg.
gene. Der ital pPre brRnbt 81
Waal. Snat boIot 40 Nano Bag.
geo 9~raroiteoet. ON g~ranoaaria.
serue pioes Der for Ciebliffet intet
1880 - -
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-07-19
fra Uorae.
flint Wafreliiffe pan SprIanbet.

Griitiansionb 30te Moi. Wiai Waa.
nebs Mafreliife betegnes ionl
BET rigeite / Wanos Minbe. Siotil
ct / Manbehrno, Sleffers % Ssene
opfilfet ca. $4,000 Snes.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-07-19

llSfor Ijelbet. s @lomiioroen er
inotr,tiiet en- ting ltlpffe, ioet en- @r-
beioer, Mrnc Slien ira ariitiania, err
falot lbfor en- itor Sielbifr9nt og NED
pao Ell Slaaoe, iom laa paa Sicei1.
San blep bepioltlps tort til Spae.
buffet. San bapoe iaaet Slernerpltellc
ca oen enc Sfltlocr fnlllt.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-07-19
Sra Oanmarf.
SuIat HealHulc.

Sulst Realifolc. @ibore, 27oe
Mai. Realifclebeitnrer %. 6. Gals.
aaaro / 0ibora bar iofst lin Heals
ifole til 2rrer SONS, 0oloina Heol.
ifole. S~pertoaelieu fer eiter Som.
m~erferien.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-07-19

ben enc Sioe % Gnteuten paa ben
nnocu.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-07-19
sasr 70 fsrnser eeres eubnrisnsn. ZEN,

belii 3ofi' ener son'nrpisning. let er url'
ieri az ieHee leic Tenge l GlmiHoellss Hrspe.
co pt fan life barre oufparIise Tor Ysass. ton
tllr torie eac Seten.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14

Conscious o r subconscious, selfshness is the underlying motive
for each act of lfe-good or bad.
Sdfshness fosters ambition, lures to effort it is the beacon that
beckons humanity onto do, attain, evolve.
Self benefit, self betterment, self comfort, self satisfaction, SELF
happiness. self elevation, self qualification are the character compass
points BY which we steer our course Of deeds.
Even sacrifice, at its grandest, noblest, is selfish. 1t yields an n
ward pleasure proportionate to the abnegation involved. Such sell
fshness commands the worlds respect.
The nearest approach to u~nselfshness is a n act prompted by
pity. But pity is a state of mind which proclaims a belief that WI are
more fortunate than the object of pity. 1t is born Of fancied freedom
from the condition that arouses it a sense of false security.
So long as it does not jeoparadize our own solid footing, we feel
disposed to extend a helping hand across the gulf to the less fortunate
one.
selfshness surveys sites, erects cities; maps routes, constructs
railroads; charts courses, builds ships and develops the industry,
trade and commerce that necesatates the first three.
Selfshness furthers education. Extent of knowledge determines
amount paid in the world market for service; hence that is the end
which primarily impes study, research, investigation, the quest OF IN
formation.
Concessions are made to gain; compromises come of the need to
curb selfshness by imposing limitations and enforcing restrictions
upon it.
Love is selfish. The lover labors, sacrifices and gives to receive
a return of his love. He counts his SPIRITUAL compensation ade-
quate reward for the MATERIAL stress endured. Such selhshness
UPLIFTS, not one, but two; it establishes ideals, cleanses, advances
civilization and leaves to posterty a heritage of progress.
Selfshness is LESS evil than good, else the world would not be
purifying its processes by struggling UPWARD; its goal, the con-
tinuous, permanent, universal improvement of intellect, conditions,
MANKND
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14
Today We Celebrate
Anniversary of Great Grant Banquet.

Anniversary OF Great Grant Banquet.
1t was just thirty-nine years ago
this morning that some six hundred
people departed from the banquet
hall of the old Palmer House In Chi
after n of the most m
able ~oratorical feasts In American
history. Probably few Of those who
gathered about the banquet board ON
that red-letter night. when the veter-
n greeted their general. Grant. after
his triumphal tour OF the world, are
now In the land OF the living. but to
the few survivors this must be q day
of glorious memories
Grant himself was one OF the speak
ers, and. Sherman n Sheridan and
many others of the famous soldiers
and statesmen of the republic ad-
dressed the diners. but the two ad-
dresses that gave the banquet a per-
manent place IN the history Of Amer
lean oratory were delivered by Mark
Twain and Col. Robert Ingersoll-the
supreme humorist n the most elo-
Quent orator of their nation and time.
Mark Twain responded to the toast
or Babies" which concluded with q
sentence hat set the banquet hall In
an uproar. In thai inimitable drawf-
ing voice. he said: I'm his cradle.
I'm his cradle. somewhere under the
somewhere under the flag the future
fllustrious commander-in-chief of the
American armies Is 80 little burdened
with his approaching grandeurs and
responsibilities as to be giving his
whole strategic mind, at this moment.
to trying to find some way to get his
own big toe into his mouth. an
achievement which (meaninE no dis
r~espect). the illustrious guest of this
evening also turned hts attention to
some ffty-six years ago. And II the
child is but the father of the a
there are mighty few who will doubt
that he succeeded
At that conclusion The audience
broke into cheers and roars of laugh
ter. and even the reserved Grant felt
h contagion Of mirth.
Grant. Sherman. Sheridan, Clemens.
Ingersoll. Logan and other great men
who gathered about the banquet
board. all are gone now, and of some
of them 1t may be truly said that the
world will never see their like again.
Ingersoll. h alchemist who could
urn verbal dross to purest gold:
Clemens. whose lightning of humor
Illuminated q philosophy of life and
death; the iron warrior, Grant. who
vanquished even Lee-"they sleep be-
meath the shadows OF the clouds. care
less alike of sunshine or of storm
each In the w~indowiess palace of
rest"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14
Famous Women
Elizabeth Cady Stanton.

To be a womanly woman. an affec-
tionate wife and mother. and yet to be
denounced as everything brazen, bold
and unworthy-such vas the a OF
Elizabeth Cady Stanton. n of the
pioneer American s~uffragists, h was
born In ~Johnstown, N. Y, los years
ago. The first suffrage convention in
history was held at her home in Sem
eca Falls. N. Y. in 1S48. For a
quarter OF a century h annually ad-
dressed the United States Congress IN
advocacy of an amendment to- the
constitution establishing the right of
her sex to h ballot. Her husband.
Henry Brewster Stanton. was in full
with the movement so vail
antly championed by his better half.
He was a member of the editorial
staff of the Rochester Monroe Tele-
graph and later editor OF the New
York Sun.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14
Daily H0, oscobe
Friday, November is, 1918

Copyright, 1918, by the MCCLURE
Newspaper Syndicate)
During the busy hours of this day
the influences of the stars- are good
according to astrology. Mercury and
Neptune are In benefic aspect.
The sway Is most propttious for
publicity of every sort and newspaper
writer's should benefit.
Contracts signed today hould be
profitable. This includes leases, part
nerships and all similar agreements.
Great profit through a o preDar-
alton or a campaign tina concerns
the problem of proper nutrition Is
foretold.
There is a sign today that is favor
able to whatever Is connected with
the use or the sale Of oils. paints and
unguents-
According to ancient lore all treat
ments In which liniments or greasy
applications were applied benefited
greatly under the friendly sway OF
Neptune.
All the indications r that ship
ping will prosper during h next few
months. This is a good day for be-
ginning ocean journeys or for any
commercial venture in importing or
exporting.
The stars today promise many rev.
Citations concerning occult world.
Again a new teacher Is heralded-
Churches come under a fortunate
direction today and their field of use
fulness IL likely to be- broadened
greatly In the coming year.
In the annular eclipse of the Moon
next month astrologers read signs OF
epidemics among cattle that chew the
cud. This prognostication applies to
camels as well as other animals. and
therefore has a peculiar significance
at this time.
Serious earthquakes are threatened
in Italy and Southern Europe.
Buenos Aires also win suffer from
seismic disturbances. h seers be-
|lieve.
Mexico viii again demand the at
tention OF the President and probably
OF congress before the new year.. 1t Is
foretold.
Persons whose birthdate IL Is
should safeguard the health and be
careful in money affairs. They are
likely to have a year OF much activity
that may not be altogether profitable
Children born on this day may be
extravagant and lacking IN financial
Judgment These subjects OF Scorpio
often are advanced In their views and
many succeed IN psychical expert
|ments-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14
CLAYTON MUST GO

Germans, retiring from France and Belgium, flooded Mines
wrecked and stripped factories, cut down orchards and sterilized
soil of farms.
Why's
So that, when peace came, France and Belgium would be handi-
capped in the industrial struggle with Germany.
German vandalism was deliberate, cod-blooded, and ordered
with a. definite economic purpose-to help Germany win back her
world trade after the war.
Remembering that, consider this,
Philander P. Claxton, u. S. commissioner of education, in a
speech at Baltimore Gas quoted by the Baltimore Sum said:
81 oppose the elimination of the German language
(from American public schools) because, commercially, in
the future, Americans will have more to do with Germans
than everl"
Oh, we will, will wei We will have, commercially, 'more to do
than ever with the German vandals who wrecked factories, flooded
mines, denuded orchards and defertilized farms, to aid their own
commercial plans-not to speak of torturing women and binding
children so that France will have fewer able workers than Germany,
after the war.
And Claxton wants us to study German, so that in future we
may have closer commercial relations than ever with this beasty
systeml
MOI Neveri An outraged nation demands: Claxton must re-
sign, or be kicked otl
Claxton, the kaisers friend, must gol
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14

Sometimes a married man gets so
used to lying to his wife that ne can't
tell the truth when he meets his
friends.
The oldfashioned girl who used to
long for a castle In old SPAN now a
n daughter who IL strong for modern
plumbing.
1t is all right to bow cheerfully to
Hard Luck when he insists on bump
ing into you. But o do no have to
make a bosom friend of him..
Adults are Just as selfish as chill
dren, only the adults are polite and
conceal their ~selfshness better than
the kids.
some grouchy merchants can't IN
derstand why II 10 that the man who
changes q dollar cheerfully and an
swers a question civilly always has a
good trade.
A woman hates to have a female
friend call on her when her husband
Is around the house. because her hus-
band. as like as not VIII get suiky ana
refuse to speak to the caller.
And wot has become OF the old
fashioned simp spelling movement
Were there not enuf simps to tacky
1t, or lie 1t laff itself to deth?
Any man you happen to meet on
tbs street can give you q sure cure
for what ais you. And yet. somehow
or other. the doctors keep right on
making a living. -.
We wish we felt as young as we did
in the old days, when we used to stay
UP all night to avoid the inconven-
fence of getting up In the morning.
If a woman's pew In church was on
the right side of the church. h used
to have the milliner fix the trimming
on tho left side of her Sunday a
But a fool man would think OF
that.
A man simply can't keep from
spending money. II a mar had a steel
trap In his pants pocket he would get
his fingers caught about so times an
hour.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14
TAKE The

forbid should be forbidden. Refusal should be tenn
'omacy.
it is true, determination doubles in the face of in
rded Belgium with "Verboten' signs. Depressed but
the Begians became frmer in their resolves.
lily to forbid is to frost the bud of aspiration, to rebuff
dampen endeavor and to repress that enthusiasm which
IS efficiency and accomplishment.
When circumstances necesstate denial of a request or restraint
of an effort, temper the tone of the denial, the terms of the restriction.
Whenever possible suggest an alternative course of action rather
than command inaction.
Consider temperament, effect, motive.
Ii a man thinks he has a way to do a thing effectively and well
and you do not agree, at least recognize the urge that is in him.
1t is possible to disiluson without discouraging even an i'm.
petuous, unconventional man if it be done automatically, affrma-
lively.
Don't befog with forebodings. Equip your don't with shock
absorbers of encouragement and affirmation.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14
Fire Alarm Boxes

Copper Works.
ct n Sheridan StreetA
Street n Central r
and First StrsstR
v and Paterson 81
lS-High and Lewis Streeta
and High Streets.
brunswick Ave. and New a.
and State Streets.
2-Atlantic Terra Gotta Works.
I3EBuckingham Ave and Hartford a.
Ib-Comme-ce and Front StreetA
and Washington Sts.
I7-High and Washington Streeta
ST. and Buckingham Ave-
ST. and Pulaski 1--WE.
,6-Han Ave and Charles St.
and Wayne StreetA
5S-Near United Lead WorkA
,9-M aure
;z-washington and First strssta
Brunswick Ave and Elm 81
Street and Watson Ave.
,5eCommerce n State Streets
and SmftA Street4
and Gordon 6treetA
Ave. and Gordon Street.
>l-Brace and Hanson Avenue4
and Herbert Streets.
s3-Amboy v M Warrington 81
Ave. and Stanford Street
,5-Near City Hospital
sg-Cieveiand ard Brace AvenueA
s7-Amboy and an Avenuea
Ave. and Inslss Stree
l5]L4wrence and Francis 6froekS.
and Iohnstone StreetA
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14
Warizel!

A friend In the War Risk Insurance
Department in Washington sends Luke
a few OF the questions received by the
Department and some OF h answers
received to queries sent out by the
Department. Here they are:
st amt got no book lurnin'. and am
writin' for infiamatien.'
"I have a fourmonths-old paDaS
and he is my only support"
ct am his wife and only air."
ct received your insurance polish
"r have a child seven months old
and h is a baby and can't work !,
Caring to nay condition which i
haven't walked in 8 months from q
broke leg whose number Is 975."
at was discharged from the army as
I have goiter which I was sent home
on" :.
both sides of our parents are old
and poor"
Dear Mr.. Wilson: I have already
written to Mr.. Headquarters and gc'
no reply. Now IL I don't hear from
you I will write to Uncle Sam him.
self"
"My is In middle OF the Msdi-
terranesn Sea-
Il have another war baby, How
much do I get"
"Piease return my marriage certi-
fcate. My baby hassent eaten n for
two days"
"I am a window with a wife ard
four children"
I do not know my husband has q
middle name and II he has I don't be-
lieve Ii is None"
1T need his assistance to keep me
in closed"
please send me a wifes FORM"
ct have been in bed for - years
with one doctor and I intend TO get
another"
Himmeif
They're going right through Hun
Skunk-Land,
Our boys are simply teartn':
ThevTi nut the dam" IN Pctsdnm,
And they'll put the ~swear IN
Schwerfn-
Luke McI.uke.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14
Copyright. 1918. by the Wheeler Syndicate.

And, from poor, stricken Belgium,
Wen take the German bell
And from the Turkish H~ellespont
Well knock the blooming hell
-Cedartown Standard.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14
Walt Mason's Ripping Rhymes

The a lord had his ntt Q day, he flashed his cleaning saber;
The is" the nations used to say, "a most imposing neghbor. He's
talked Of wounds ard death and scars until u heart strings tin
gied; he certainly looks muc h like Mars with Vulcan intermin-
gled. He poses a the ancient Hun. Ottla. bold and naughty; of
course he means II all In fon,he,s merely rather dotty" In times
OF peace the nations gnnned az Wilhelm and his posing: his a
lord stuff was o much wind. no solemn threat disclosing. And
while the nations gtnned and snirked. and thought themselves in
clover. the kaiser and his cohorts worked to put their war graft
mapping; AZ centuries. the years seem long. since Bill began the
scrapping. It's easy now for us to "a We've learned lesson
fully. and neer again ian royal jay spring stuff 30 wild and woody"
Alas, but we forget so soon, a graveyard W . go roamngl Is any
corn that hurts at noon remembered In the gloaming7 Well have
long years II peace again-were at that eas portal: II n =
lords strutang then. will We Just wink and chorue7
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14

Judge B. C. Fox overheard two col
ored men who were engaged in con-
v~crsation the other day: IT got a letter
from my brother in France" said one
of the colored men. "He is h dom
we'll in the army. He says he Is now
up for Field Marshal Field Mar
shalfs he other colored man.
they amt no Field Marshal in the
American army. Field Marshais Is OF
fcers in the English and French arm
les. Yo' sho he said he was up for
Field MARSHALL" lies see that letter
aeai-' ~aid the first colored man. as
he pulled an envelope out of his
pocket. I'm, i'm. yo' Is right he said
after he glanced over the letter. II
don't say Field Marshal" He say
Cot Marshal
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14

Wilhe-Paw, what Is the d~i1erehce
between a Wet and a Dry2
Paw-A We wants to paint the
town red, and a Dry wants to paint
the town blue, my son.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14

when you're engaged" said Oswald
Hurds,
"a girl guards well her tongue:
You listen to her honeyed words,
And the you find you're stung.'
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14
Names Is Names.

NHIIGS IL NdfHCss
Miss Osa Penny lives IN Dayton,
Ohio.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14
Bits of By Play
BY LUKE McLUKE
1918, the Cincinnati
Enquirer
OH

Obi
II lose much time on things l make,
old Henry Hakes;
do you maker" asked DAME
Drake.
Said Hakes: "I make mistakes"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14

what has hat clerk got his back
up about?" asked the Boss.
'I told him to get a hump on him
self" replied the Manager.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14

He got an awful Jolt. Gee, whixI
He's sore. is Ignatz Brooks;
He found out that a buzz saw Is
Much larger than IL looks.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14

Deserted by his allies. see
He steps down from his throne:
The world disowns the skunk. and ne
Must go below alone.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14

Immortals shove over and make
room for Glada Babb. of Paintersville,
Ohio.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14
our DaiIv SnecinI.
Luke McIMke SAYS.

You Can't Be Agreeable II You Are
Just Trying to Be.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-11-14
No Joke.

What is the best thing to take for
a cold ?" asked Smith.
"I don't know replied Jones. But
the worts thing you "a take for a
cold is the advice your friends VIII
give you"