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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

FOR tor centuries GOLD MEDAL HARLEM
"a mas been a standard household remedy
~ Kidney, liver, bladder and stomach
S,'uoLe, and all diseases connected with
~ s urinary organs. The kidneys and
>. s.1u-er are the most important organs of
IS IS CODY. They are the filters, the puri-
.s.s OF your blood. If the poisons which
-. sI your system through the blood and
I s-,aca are not entirely thrown out by
'-' A1neys and bladder you are doomed.
"eariness, sleeplessness, nervousness,
S S..st,Onlaeney, backache, stomach trouble,
,-ua'ne, pain in loins, and lower abdo-
zen rso, gall-stones, gravel, difficulty when
n. ,4-.lng' cloudy and bloody urine, rheu-
bI s3 sciatica, lumbago, all warn you
CoT IU 3 after your kidneys and bladder.
W.. ~ MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules are
, iasy are not patent medicine" nor
LEV discovery" For 200 years they
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24
BOSCHEE'S GERMAN SYRUP

Why use ordinary cough remedies,
when Boschee's German Syrup has
been used so successfully for fifty-one
years in all parts Of the United
States for coughs, bronchitis, colds
settled in the throat, especially lung
troubles. 1t gives the patient good
nights rest, free from coughing, with
easy expectoration in the morning,
gives nature a chance to soothe the
inflamed parts, throw off the disease,
helping the patient to regain his
health. Made in America and sold for
more than half century.-Adv.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24
Of Course.

"This article says that we should
give our shoes a day off occasionally"
TO rest their weary sOles, CHIP
Boston Evening Transcript.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24
F.RECKLES
No,s |. the lima to Cat Rid of These Ugly Spots

There's no longer the slight st need OK
feeling ashamed of your freckles, as the pre-
scrtption othine---double Strengths guar
anteed to remove these homely spots
Sinonlv get an ounce of othine-douple
strength-from your druggist, and apply q
little of 1t night and morning and you snouio
beg,n to disappear while the lighter ones
nave vanished entirely. 1t is seldom tnat
more than one ounce is needed to completely
clear the skin and gain a beautiful clear
complexion. ., ..,. !
Be sure to ask for the double strength 9TH
inc as this is sold under guarantee OF money
hacu ff n fails to remove freckles-Adv.
Marriage is a lottery in which the
blanks are husbands-so says wife
who takes in washing.
The prophet of horror loves to peck
at the carrion of the peoples hopes.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24
An Obstacle.

whats going to keep me from kiss
ing your"
"My goodness" - Harvard Lam
poon.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

When a man begins to feel less Of
humanity, he's ready for deportation
back to the jungle.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
original little liver pills put up 40 years
ago. They regulate liver and bowels. AID.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

1t is a good thing to ask ourselves
once in a while whether or not we
are useful citizens.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24
WISCON SIN
HAPPENINGS
Observation-Disclosures
News of the Badger State Arranged |
$1,000. in Condensed Form $1,000.

Madison-Plans have been complet-
ed for the 1918 Wisconsin State Fair
and Exposition, to be held at Milwau
kee Sept. to IA, inclusive, and 10000
premium books have been sent to
prospective exhibitors-breeders agri-
culturists, horticulturists, farm wom-
en-, dairymen, poultrymen, boys and
girls clubs and others. Again, this
great exposition will be a war aid to
the federal government, which will be
represented by an immense exhibit
prepared by the U. S. Department of
Agriculture and another prepared I'M
der direction of Hebert Hoover, Food
Administrator. Secretary Oliver e.
Remey announces that the premiums
offered total S77,358.00, of which $751;
242.25 is offered for agricultural and
allied activities. Last year set an at
tendance record Of 1S8,889 for the Wis
consin Fair. The attendance aim this
year is 250,000.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24
Right There.

Mother-"Professor, is my son a
deem studentW Professor - None
deeper, ma'am; he's always at the bot
TOM"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

The whole philosophy Of the war:
Right must conquer might.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24
Dependence.

Knicker-Have you anyone depend
ent on you? Rastus-Yassah, nah
wife depends on supportinS me, sab.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

Many a persuasive woman has made
dumb waiter answer.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

The first sight of love is the last
Of wisdom.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

Appleton-Joseph w. LIE Fevre, of
Kaukauna has offered the United
States war department as a present
his famous carrier pigeons. The offer
was refused as the government rules
prohibit the acceptance of even such
valuable and needed birds as carrier
pigeons. The government has offered
81 pair for "squeakers," as the very
young pigeons are called.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24
Those Dear Girls.

sack says there isn't another glrl
in town with a complexion like mine.
sand you still speak to himT
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

Many q man who seems perfectly
happy is wearing shirt made by his
wife.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

Madison-Mrs. Nellie Kedzie Jones
of Auburndale, will be chairman of the
Woman's Land Army of Wisconsin,
and will serve on the advisory council
of the woman's committee, State Coun-
Gil of Defense. At present no attempt
will be made to mobilize the Woman's
Land army. However, more and more
inquiries are being made by women re-
garding out-of-doOr work.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

Sheboygan-Th Campfire Girls of
Onawa camp, have rendered their serv-
ices to the public to run errands, care
for children, serve at dinners and do
dishwashing and mending. They
charge Is cents per hour and give all
the money thus earned to the Red
Cross, Y. M. c. A. or any other patri-
otto causes for which money is asked.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

Grand Rapids = At a meeting held
April 10 the school board selected out
of seventy-one applicants, E. G. Doud-
ma of Eau Claire as superintendent of
schools to succeed G. w. Schwede, who
has filled the position for ten years.
Mr.. Schwede's resignation was for the
purpose of pursuing special studies in
the East.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

Sheboygan-The Headquarters com
pany, One hundred and Twentieth feel
artillery. formerly Troop M, First Wis
consin cavalry, organized in SheboJ
gan, has arrived safe in France, az
cording to kilograms received by rela
tives of the men.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

Of wisdom.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

Menasha-A Calumet county farme
is responsible for the statement tina
all the winter wheat in that part Q
the country has been killed by IN
frosts and that much damage as ais
been done to the clover crop.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

Madison - This city will lose the
new postoffice for which an appropr-
alton had been asked in the sundry
civil hill now before the house through
the action of the secretary OF the
treasury in asking the legislature to
cut down on expenses.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

Madison-There will be no special
election in the Eleventh congressional
district to name successor to irvine
l., Lenroot unless the voters of the dis
trict demand it, Gov. Philip has an
nounced. The general election is only
a few months away, Gov. Philip holds,
and it would be useless expense to or
der an election now.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-04-24

Fond du Lac-Special prayers TO
the recovery of the wounded member
of Company B, One Hundred Fiftiet
Machine Gun battalion in France wer
offered in practically all of the loca
churches on Sunday.
The herald., 1918-08-01
SCRAPS OF WISDOM

There Is a shortage of sugar, but
plenty of candy.
They tell us the kaiser is anxious
for peace-the biggest piece.
Swat the fly, and thus prevent mil
lion descendants from being born.
know my ncighbor is a good cit-
zen and a good Christian because he
keeps his sidewalk clean.
The good book says: "GOd created
man In his own image" He must be
proud of the kaiser.
II the Lord had intended woman to
be a man he would have given her
whlskers.
have resolved not TO shovel any
more snow this year. This act to take
effect May l.
No matter now who kept us out
of war. The burning question is:
"Who will get us out?"
When the bOotblacks increase the
price OF a shine 100 per cent 1t is
time to do IT ourselves.
II the BARRIERS raise the price OF
q shave we will let our whiskers grow,
and buy a Thrift stamp.
In 1861 New York morning news
paper reached WATERFOWL at o'clock
p. m. Now 1t is often the next day.
Has the distance creased?-Uncle 81,
In the Syracuse POst-Standard.
The herald., 1918-08-01
AMENDMENT TO CHARTER OF
H. T. GOTHAM & CO., LTD,

United States of America, State of Louis
lana, Parish of Orleans, City of New
Orleans:
Be it known, That on this First day of the
month of July in the year of our Lord, one
thousand nine hundred and eighteen and
of the Independence of the United States of
America, the one hundred and forty second
Before me, Henry P. Dart, Jr., Notary Pub
lie, duly commissioned and qualified, in
and for this City and the Parish of Orleans,
therein residing, and in the presence of the
witnesses hereinafter and undersigned, per-
sonally came and appeared the persons whose
names are henunto subscribed, who declared
The herald., 1918-08-01

What has brought rom
SWELL subj" the old fellow
hold Of tother nu going to
anything needed
cavalry with Now sten
xyeight DID, but
and shoot rifle against
home everything in good shape. When
Then the general began The
No fortyfve old would be
But the explanations didn't satisfy.
Jake" was the reply to
"And
In earnest he
the senate You jest like
amt going to not let after that, your"
Again explained he
like have Of just such
And pretty the old fellow
pleading and the - '
The herald., 1918-08-01
Value Friendship,

Friendship is too precious, IL it Is
real to be lightly thrown away. The
time viii come, no matter how many
acquaintances you may have. when
your heart will turn to that deeper re-
lationship, and when nothing can take
the place Of that voice you know and
the touch of that hand that has clasped
yours 30 many times. But 1t you have
deliberately given up that friendship.
can you expect to call 1t back to you
at your wflls
saxsss ..x<.n,i.F n XXI
The herald., 1918-08-01

unng straight girl and she ps but she mas Deen
of
announced there were rev rules ana
and regulations
situations
remembered OF them
big officers remember
hem all and major Billy for information and she
generally recognized
draft system There isn't anything
abouti doesn't know.
the but
Crowder would ask for commission
of
dubbed her major Leuenants
all salute Major Billy
a one o
Major Billy" always Welborn" 1t is strongly
the office just call her major Billy
The herald., 1918-08-01

squirrel. Anyhow, he was marching,
holding before him jonquil with
long, sappy stem. He must have seen
in the blossom something more than
an everyday five-cents-apiece flower,
for he held 1t before him as an altar
boy carries a blessed candle. The
woman stopped permitting the squir-
rel to look at the slow-moving figure,
but the man paid no attention. The
jonquil might have been magic wand
that was visioning to him jonquils that
The herald., 1918-08-01
Missouri's Place In History.

1t Is said that Washington supplied
his Continentals partly with lead from
the early French mines in southeast
Missouri. If this fact could be estab-
lished then Missourians could proudly
boast that their state had taken part
In all the wars which have engaged our
country from the very beginning.
The herald., 1918-08-01
Not Too Close.

Marjorie and her mother went shop
ping. In store the proprietor's dog,
who likes children, came over and
stood beside her. She told him to get
away, but he only moved closer. The
clerk asked her If she didn't like dogs,
and she said, 81 like dogs all right, but
/ likes 'em cross the street"
The herald., 1918-08-01

You tell what wonderful thing going in the heart and
especially
jonqu
Then unlocked his from his and held before hmas
boy holds blessed cande--and marched
So seey neYer cal real
The herald., 1918-08-01

though because he needs bit Of help
ito work for the Each night finds the girls looking for
conditions
a
h mother provides
All the hearts this the befelds Of
The herald., 1918-08-01
FROM THE PENCILS POINT

Vanity sometimes spoils a multitude
Df real virtues.
"Not guilty" Is not necessarily an
Innocent remark.
Few people are wise enough to know
that ignorance Is bliss.
Greatness Is never thrust upon the
man who leads an aimless life.
The man behind the snow shovel
makes the biggest impression this win.
ter.
A stag party would be much more
enjoyable II a few dears were In
yited.
People may applaud a kicker at the
start, but they feel like kicking him
long before the finish.
A Los Angeles minister recently
prayed for those Of his congregation
who were too proud TO kneel and toe
lazy to stand.
The herald., 1918-08-01
ABOUT PERSONS

Carrie Chapman Gait refuses
to run for congress In New York.
Dan Rodus of Poplar Bluff,
Mo-, has a smoked ham thirty
seven year old.
e. G. Jones of Philadelphia,
has four six-foot sons in the U.
s. army.
G. III. PERKS says German can
non losses now about equal man.
ufacture.
Palmer Cox, "brownie-man,"
lives in East Quogue, l.. l., In
retirement at seventy-seven.
The herald., 1918-08-01

The farmer Is as near indepdence
as anybody-but inventive genius has
brought him from the gang hoe" to
the gang pillow.
The herald., 1918-08-01
A Little knowledge,

"A person should tell all he knows"
I'm not sure" replied Miss Cayenne,
that with flrst-class system of CEN
sorshlp it makes much difference"
The herald., 1918-08-01

IenatOrs and congressman and war de-
)artment officials sing the praises OF
he draft system they always mention
Provost Marshal General EnOch Crow
Ter, Lieut.. Col. Hugh Johnson, Lieut..
COl. Allen GulliOn and a few others,
)ut none of them seem to know that
Major Billy" WellbOrn is a mighty big
actor in the draft machine which Is
unnlng so smoothly.
"MajOr Billy" is a little girl who
Keeps the thousands and thousands or
.uIes and regulations for draft boards
The herald., 1918-08-01

could see the general. He was told the
general was busy, but would see him
presently. This didn't satisfy him.
He had come some 300 miles ito see
the jinrul, and wanted to see him."
Just then the general walked out
Of his Office. The old chap sprang to
his feet, crying: "HellO, Jake; I see
that you are a jinrul now, and"
"Come right on In, Mack" said
the general, and they shook hands.
MCor,o rinhk In I'm ,,ourorf,,l nrlad L.,
The herald., 1918-08-01
Filter Peanut Oil

Unrefned peanut oil can be prepared
for household use by filtering through
ordinary filter papers obtalnable at
drug stores.
The herald., 1918-08-01
Probably All Symbols Looked Alike to Him

LIE marching through You couldn't call walking
aroundune sparrows and feeding
The herald., 1918-08-01
"Maior Billy" an Authority on Draft Regulations

thousands of drafted men in the
important part hue woman
great the military forces "nen
The herald., 1918-08-01

To see the frost looking so white
and innocent, you'd hardly think II
the inspiration Of so many weather
liars.
The herald., 1918-08-01

Give every man a chance. Never
make fun of a man with big feet till
you've seen him kill q snake.
The herald., 1918-08-01

Suppose Holland should cut off our
gin-there's the North Carolina tur-
pentine camps.
The herald., 1918-08-01
Fighting Spirit Shown in Veteran "0ny So"


II
sfenng his shoulders walked
The herald., 1918-08-01
SHOTS FROM THE MAGAZINE

After all, the hardest eXtravagant
habit to give up is ones wife.
The herald., 1918-08-01

Germany seems to have found a
good market in the United States for
tainted money.
The herald., 1918-08-01

A lord high admiral of the German
navy has resigned; but the navy quit
first.
The herald., 1918-08-01

that more girls cry themselves t.
In any other city In the whole world.
to Washington since the war began.
Every one of the $4,000 is little home
sick grille. too. They have come from
every corner of the Union and from
every city and hamlet. Every one Of
them wants to go back home, too.
1t is all because Washington Is
just a great big lonesome town. 1t is
a town of grand distances and every
little stranger is overawed by the big
things and the big people here and
she wants to get back to the home
folks and the family circle. Uncle
The herald., 1918-08-01

Ashes from Luzon's occasionally ac-
tive VOLCANOES fertiliZe the soil and en-
able the Philippines to produce the
worlds finest hemp.
The herald., 1918-08-01

No culture can excel, in musical
abandon, the vigor of a fellow play
ing on a jew's-harp.
The herald., 1918-08-01
POSTSCRipTS

Two pyroscopes are used by an Iowa
inventor to keep single-wheel MOTOR
cycle steady, the rider and motor par
ancing one another.
Ashes from LuZOn's occasionally &C
five VOLCANOES fertilize the soil and en-
able the Philippines to produce the
worlds finest hemp.
The owner Of some limestone caves
In Virginia has piped the air from
them into his house to provide an
even temperature the year round.
officials in the Philippines are inves-
rgating the possibility Of obtaining
larger quantities of high-grade lubrl-
eating oil from a vine that grows wild
throughout the island.
To enable the operator Of an old
style typewriter to watch its work as
in a visible machine, an inventor has
patented pair of mirrors to be mount
gu Oh IL III llIC plOpCA pOoi1iOh'
The production Of potatoes In Eng
land and Wales last year has been Off
cially estimated at 1888, 095 long tons,
about One-third more than the year be-
fore and the greatest crop on record.
Japanese scientists are searching for
an explanation of an apparent relation
ship between the frequency Of earth
quakes of Tokyo and the amount OF
rainfall and snowfall in other parts OF
the empire.
All the works Of new clock are In
closed in ball representing the world,
which slides down a strip of parch-
ment inscribed with the hours, the nu-
merals being pointed out by a figure
of Father Time.
The herald., 1918-08-01
WISDOM NUGGETS

A full silo and a clear conscience
travel pretty close together.
The herald., 1918-08-01

Two horoscopes are used by an Iowa
inventor to keep single-wheel motor
cycle steady, the rider and motor BAL
ancing one another.
The herald., 1918-08-01

Real patriotism is not easily bluffed
In times Of emergency.
The herald., 1918-08-01

The owner OF some limestone caves
In Virginia has piped the air from
them into his house to provide an
even temperature the year round.
The herald., 1918-08-01

What do you suppose will satisfy the
soul except to walk free and own no
lsuperior.-Laws for Creations.
The herald., 1918-08-01

1t Is difficult to keep up to the appe-
lite of the man who feeds on fiattery.
The herald., 1918-08-01

A pacifist Is one who judges the pat.
ent medicine by the almanac that
comes with IL.
The herald., 1918-08-01

you'll either have to give up cigan
cites or give me up"
81 suppose that means that II l give
up cigarettes, you're as good as
anded"
The herald., 1918-08-01

Julia-Willie, I'll give you 10 cents
II you'll keep out Of the way tonight
when Joe calls.
Willie-Mildred gives me a quarter
to stick around when her Teller calls
In case she wants to sue for breach Of
promise.
The herald., 1918-08-01
Many Lonesome Girls Working for Uncle Sam

That is Washington. 1t is safe to say
% sleep in Washington each night than
Approximately $4,000 girls have come
The herald., 1918-08-01
STARS AND STRIPES

BILE suggestions.
Man can seldom climb to fame twice
on the same ladder.
The herald., 1918-08-01
WALT WHITMAN

I loaf and invite my soul.-Song Of
Myself.
The herald., 1918-08-01

The great city Is that which has the
greatest man or woman.-Song Of the
Bread Axe.
The herald., 1918-08-01

Greatness Is never thrust upon the
man who leads an aimless life.
The herald., 1918-08-01

There is a shortage of sugar, but
plenty of candy.
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-08-22
FRENCH ADD 1900 MORE
PRISONERS TO THEIR BAG
CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE.

troops TO the plateau north or the
Aisne, which win facilitate future OF
eratiOus by General Mangin's right
The Germans brought up rein
foreements during the night ana are
heavily counter attacking al Ne2ea-
poHn on the right OF tile Disc battle
line They obviously are searching
TO relieve the heavy pressure of Gem
eral Mangin's men on their right ia
the region of the Carleponi forest
The attack on Nezeaponin had onp
the results OF largely increasing tile
German losses as the French main
tanned their positions there Resum-
inc their attacks this morning the
French gained further important sue
cesses, capturing the better part of
the Carlepont wood and reaching the
Disc east OF Sempigny.
This advance enabled them to talo
on the flank by their artillery fire. the
important position Of Mont Remand on
the other side Of the river which is
still occupied by the Germans
Further east, Selens ana the Pom
meraic were occupied. giving me
French command Of the entire valley
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-08-22
GERMAN OFFICIALS FEAR
REVOLUTION AFTER WAR
CAPTURED SECRET ORDERS OF
LuDENOORFF SHOWS TEN
PER OF THE PEOPLE

British Headquarters in France,
Aug. 2l.--(By the Associated press -
Germany's military leaders now have
become distinctly worried over the
prospects of a revolution in Germany
General l.udendorff, in a captured
secret order has taken steps to ON
ploy the assistance OF his command
ing officers and various government
agencies to help him to stamp out the
glowing spark which has eeen seen
The order. which is more illumina INC
than anything which has come out o
Germany in many months follows
1T has come to my knowledge
through letter addressed to the
Royal Prussian Ministry of War that
men ON leave have spoken publicly
o. revolution which is to break oot
after the war.
"A soldier said to have come from
the industrial region OF Rhcnish " est
phalia, declared in tram that in his
home district men were going ON
leave. taking weapons with them fer
the aforesaid object and that it WaN
easy to take home German or captured
rCvolyers as well as hand erenddes
separated into two parts.
II desire that the clothing of men
going on leave be searched a. test
cases before their departure 1t WI
be possible to carry this out a. the
baths and dressing stations
Il wish to impress upon all supc-
rior officers who happen 10 hear such
Objectionable talk or who near OF it
throueh others that they must deal
with 1t at once and without hesitation
of military railways have been direct
ed to take corresponding measures