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Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-26
CHAE IRON WILD 0AZs)
BY "URsUS"

WHAT are your thoughts on
READING that birds sing I'm
NO MANS land, that rabbits and
QUAIL seem to havo grown accus-
toned
TO battle?
CAN you picture soaked and
SODDEN battlefield, with
WARS equipment in panoramic
DISARRAY? With dead horses,
WRECKED tanks, the grinning
REMAINS of an airplane, burned
AND twisted, and, Strapped I'm the
SEAT, head bowed as IL I'm deep
THOUGHT, an enemy aviator, dead
FOR days!
FROM the small bits Of pictures
WE have had, we can form our
OWN dope about the war. And we
SHOULD like to go ON record with
THIS item: The
AMERICAN soldier Is going to be
DISCONTINUED if small wound
tags
HIM for ''blighty'' before he gets
TEN Germansi
LET'S have extra cable lines,
EXTRA wireless sets, If necessary,
Bullets have
REAL news, real stories,
ALL the time. It is
BOUND to help win the war!
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-26

DEVIL take q
CENSORSHIP, and busy
CABLE lines (Which prevens
SENDING coIorfNl stories Of
EVENTS that are making .-e
HISTORY
FEW things are more
WORTH aVhiIe than the
MORALE at home. The morale Of
OUR soldiers is f0tMrol, logicu!
And develops Nth the game.
BUT the folks back home. sVorking,
HOPING, praying amd ex.Itiwg ovey
REAL ne10s, ore Ht against different
STRAIN.
THEY like to hear such bits that
FILTER through TO make them
STAUNCH sv;th tGtviofism, o-qsivey
ststh
INTEREST In "ovey there"
DOES it interest you to kHoov the
MARINES jerked off gas masks, to
FILL them Nth grenades? That
THEY haze gone trwe TO Nseir history?
DOES it please yow to kno7V that q
NATIONAL Guard division simply
WHIPPED the 4th PyWSsicn Guards
TO fyassle-picked troops?
ARE yoH gratifed to kno7U that
AMERICAN officers are leaders.
NOT drivers?
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-26
Ten Case Note Caught Up
With Him Finally Over There

The following letter will interest
those who followed the contest con-
Quoted several months ago by Trench
and Camp. 1t is from Private Rod
man German, who supplied the prize
winning title, These Are Supermen,"
to, a cartoon, and who has only re-
Gently been stationed at one point
long enough to receive his just re-
ward We left the censor's name in
for good luck:
Wed, Aug. 14-18.
France.
Censored by A. H. Rutherford,
1st 1t.
tMr. John s. Bryan,
ed. in Chief of Trench and Camp.
"Dear Sir:
'As the French say, 'Merci beau
COUP thank you q thousand times
for the reward. / assure you the ten
case note Is heartily welcomed. am
also very glad there was delay in
sending itrfor money over. here is
very useful.
'rYours sincerely,
pvt. Rodman German,
"a. e. F."
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-26

A%d oEt on TIE 6visy the difference in
!oc'dt stofsor bstzCeeH officers and men
completely evodicused. II doesn't
1'sse Gmy difference who falls ovey-
board, the boat svow't stob.
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-26

:. sesyy, another Private, zsished seyeyal
hses that he had broMoht his ;rsids
e0hPers along, so he c0sid ten 1CEen he
got ae0ssck. .G. "s
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-26

THE 45-CAIIRER HApDwxpr
InAT TIE NON,COMS WEAR
AOOAS VERY FORMIDABLE.
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-26

By PRIVATE CHEF SHAFER
.(American ExpedltiOnary Force,
Somewhere I'm FrMnce)

The song Of the mess room, accord
ing to Phil has good words but bad
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-26

And there was the ships cuckoo
o.ock. also with flying fish an.
AodMcing the hours. ~ -"
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-26

nrHE BARRACKS WHEEzE"I
By PRIVATE Chef sHAFER
american Expedltionary Force,
Somewhere I'm France)
The song Of the mess room, accord
ing to Phi, has good words but a bad
A%d oHt on tie bvisy the difference in
!oc'dI station bstzceen officers and men
3 completely svudicuted. II doesn't
T'see cwy dsfersaee who falls over
00ord. the boat svow't stop.
On Tuesday the qxoyset dis;nteyyed
Sagees AdeGse,S rikbed of he sEyoud
S"o added Il to the yegslar program.
THE 4S-CALdRER HARDWARE
THAT THE NON-CONfS WEAR
LOOKS VERY FORMIDABLE.
..s0vy, 0N0sher Private, zUished seyeyalI
nmes that he had brought his ;rs;ds
so,Pers along, so he cOsid ten 1olsen he
And there was the ships cuckoo
c.ock. also. with . flying fish an.
Aeancing the hours. ~
Atter the evening issue Of sea
wv sxre these are dog biscuits" re-
marked Rslbh. ' -
"Asd thot," Everett ot;ned, ~;s re-
|ponrs.s6'e for the daily Inspection of
GENERAL SAFETY ORDERS. Al
~ NUMBER, ARE ISSUED AFTER
YOU'VE MADE THE GANGPLANKl
SAFELY. THEY FOLLOW:
Il. NeCer ofe. osy port or obenino in
she ships side. IF there are Guy o6en-
gsgs to De made, German torpedo w;I
be used.
z. Do mot tombey NTH any machinery
pr APPARATUS. We hGve our ovn staF
pr engineers 0Hd youstaboufs and yov
gre consequently restricted to tw,l;aa
p" the salt showers. OR engines are
good, seyOsceoble engines. If i've sCost
any suggestions on them ne aviU ask for
YOU.
s.. Smoking Permitted on UPPER decks
during daylight only. This insares
against burial at sea.
-. No smoking -below decks at any
sshHe. We hGve not provided erfvu yoov,
for cigarettes.
A TRANSPORT IS A GOOD
PLACE TO GET ACQUAINTED. NO
NATTER HOW RESERVED AND
EXCLUSIVE YOU ARE YOU'VE
GOT TO MAKE FRIENDS. YOUR
FRIENDSHIPS AMOUNT ALMOST
TO A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP.
The national army soldier, his first
day on board, car ask more questions
than a cens~s solicitor.
But the eternal army question Is
just the same on the bounding main
as It was back in the barracks:
cWhen are we gOiR' t. eat?''
And you'd be surprised, in the
morning, at the smiles ON deck.
JKSt IKE W IS on t0NG-1tS no Place
for the long face.
All you've got to do is get buddy,
be hardboiled, grin and sing when
the song starts.
Then you'll make port all right.
OF COURSE, JOHN, IF IT'S,
NECESSARY, YOU CAN EAT A
LITTLE GLUE WITH YOUR FOOD. |
The best nay, ho1Oever, to oOoid being
seGSick, is to trdvel by rail.
Coming down the promenade deck
she's the real clatter.
Ten Case Note Caught Up
With Him Finally Over There
The following letter will interest
those who followed the contest con-
Quoted several months ago by Trench |
and Camp. 1t is from Private Rod
man German, who supplied the prize |
~~a1ul1- %lkIa tgrkn~a A - |
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-26

Atter the evening issue Of sea
In sEre these are dog biscuits" re-
An6 that" Everett obined, ~;s re-
f1onsss6'e for the daily inspection of
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-26

GENERAL SAFETY ORDERS. 4
~ NUMBER, ARE ISSUED AFTER
YOU'VE MADE THE GANGPLANK
SAFELY. THEY FOLLOW:
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1918-03-14
ARMY LEAVES FOR FARMERS
Burroughs to Men in Necessary War
Pursuits Approved.

Washington, March S.-Furlough-
for farmers and other men in non
military pursuits necessary to the war
were authorized in a Senate bill
passed today by the House, with the
approval OF the War Department.
a House amendment protests the
soldiers from being furloughed and
forced to work against their will. By
its provisions such a furlough may BE-
granted only on application of the
man himself.
Governor, We're notified today by
Provost Marshal Genera, Crowder
that all students i'll land grant agri-
cultural colleges whose class stand
ing places them in the upper third of
the senior class may enlist in the
quartermaster enlisted reserve
corps, and will be placed by local
boards in Class 5 on the ground that
they are in the military service.
The evident purpose oi the an
nouncement. which takes the form of
an amendment to the selective ser
vice regulations, is to exempt as far
as possible, registrants who may be
used on farms. This is in line with
the policy to increase the country's
food production.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1918-03-14
Moore Announces Candidacy.

To Bates County Democrats:
l have decided to become a candi-
date for the nomination for the Of
flee of Recorder of Deeds of Bates
County at the August primary and
respectfully solicit the consideration
and support of Democrats for that Of
flee.
1t might be we'll to state here that
l have lived in Bates county for forty
years and during these years have
been faithful party worker, always
contributing to the success of the
party and its candidates to the best of
my ability.
During the campaign four years
ago stood as a candidate for the Of
flee now seek and, while not nomi-
mated, made creditable race and
supported the victorious candidate.
Should l be successful in being
nominated and elected to this office
l assure you that l will not ask for
reelection for a second term.
Any support that may be given my
candidacy will be heartily appreciat-
ed and if chosen as your candidate. |
promise faithful and efficient service
in office.
Very truly,
Geo. J. Moore
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1918-03-14
SHORT STORIES
Of Local Interest-Clipped From
Our Exchanges.

Two of Appleton City's rural maii
carriers have enlisted in the army.
Chas. A. Brown, who for the past
three years has conducted a black
smith shop at Adrian. died at his
home in that city Monday of last
week.
In basket ball game between the
Pleasanton. Kansas, and Hume All
Stars at Hume one night last week.
the Kansans got away with the long
end of the score.
Joseph Lewis, formerly of Adrian.
but now = soldier at Camp Doniphaa.
and Miss Mable Muchmore, Of
Adrian, were married at Nevada lhst
Wednesday. says the Journal.
Robert Johnsoa has been appoi1t.
ed deputy food sdlniaistrasor for RIA
Hill Tbs Eatesprise says 81
doubtiess he vas appointed ON -
count Of his wonderful ability ~
judge of Tod -
1t he0tne 70 luok q thoueh Az p
tor CITY = = 1ue ! ~ boom. =
c0rtfn9 q ~ $3.50 Demoesaf !
dfvipfo6 h6n1Qnnsees9 a the n.
q fa1lsee4 nevs Sedalia. ~
~ 611os1 evu6-su-71 :
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1918-03-14
TERMS

ton City. The Katy has had survey
ors at Appleton City and the indica-
tons all point to something big for
the Prairie Queen.
Mrs. Ava Allen died suddenly Sat
urday morning of last week at the
home of her daughter, Mrs. Charley
White, at Drexel, says the Star. Mrs.
Alien was born in Bates county Aug
ust 2o, 1850. The remains were tax
en- to Rockville for burial.
The remains of Mrs. Harrington,
who died last week in a hospital in
Kansas City were shipped to Mont
rose for interment Saturday of last
week Mrs. Harrington's husband
was at one time cashier of the Farm
ers & Merchants bank of Montrose.
] The fades Of the Johnson City Red
Cross, in order to raise some money
hit on the plant Of each member do
mating ~ the eggs laid BY her hens
on certain date. The result WAS
skat the Red Gross had 70 ia doaen
esgs 70 cell
Amons The articles sgiven to- tlle'
Mo6trose Rcd efuss 70 - soal q
NJ enet3ou Sale, M - 6eSfec115'
1pcd 49, - I'd ~ |roe ~
- - 20 - = : - q; =
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1918-03-14
Ohio Street M. E. Church.

Owing to the fact that we are all
torn up repairing, there will be no
preaching or Sunday school at the
Ohio St. NJ F.. church next Sunday.
However, we have a cordial invi-
tation to spend the day with Bro.
Starkey and his good people. Thank
you, Bro. Starkey, we'll be there.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1918-03-14
M. C. WILCOX, Clerk.

acre stump PATCH" says the Apple
ton City Journal. He planted the
patch" in cane from which he sold
$I25.oo worth Of sorghum, $Is7.oo
worth of seed and had $500 worth
of seed left for his own use. And yet
the St Clair county folks do lot of
worrying about few hundred theus-
and dollars of old railroad bonds.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1918-03-14

al
arningI public
Tuesday, March 10, 1918
% Head l Livestock :
8 HORSES
Brown years DID, 1900 broke where;
IL DID, blind heavy foal by Coes horse
good worker smooth mouth gelding spring colt.
s CATTLE
extra good milk to be fresh all coming years
DID, calves, coming yearlings; hetes and steers
10 HOGS
Brood farroW in April good shoats weight
about Is lbs
FARM machinery
Mccormack Daisy Reaper, Mccormack mower, McCor-
plOW single shovel pow, Saey 16-inc sky plow 4inch
walking ploW feed grinder cider mill shelter
32nch hog dinner bell riding ctivators walking
brackets hay frame galvanized chicken broodes
tank work harness. saddle Sled lot Of heavy
stove and many other things too numerous to mention
Feed Hay and Grain
snvemne dPolkb yseedco
aoobushes N insnck.
About 100 nice Rhode
TERMS
On
off
over So Improperly be
ian
: FRANK RAUMAKER, Owner. :
ROBBINS
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-08-24
A Well Selected MOngrel of Layers
Hen That Begins Moultng Early Is Almost Certainly
Poor Egg Producer; Other Indications by Which
the Flock May Be Culled Down to
the All-Year LAYERS.

appetite and goes off the roost early
in the morning
Late mott and bleached legs-The
late molter one that does not begin
to mott until after the fist Of Septem-
Der. is usually a good producer Dur
ing the late summer these hens are
noticeable by their ragged and dirty
plumage. The plumage OF the good
producer in the winter and spring is
usually smooth and bright, giving a
neat trim appearance TO the fowl
The legs OF these good layers viii be
nearly white, with all the yellow gone.
After a hen molts she gets this yell
low color back. and the color grad
uaIly leaves or bleaches as the laying
season advances
Pelvis.-Points wide apart. from
three TO five fingers. depending upon
the breed Arch wide apart from
three 10 six fingers distance between
pelvic points and end OF keel or breast
bone. Pelvic points soft and pliable.
Vent soft, moist and pliable.
Other characters.-Comb fun and
red Ear lobes and wattles red, OF
good size. soft and pliabie. Ear lobes,
eyeiids and beak OF bleached or whit
ish appearance.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-08-24
Cooperation Against Rats

It frequently happens that losses OF
young chickens attributed 10 the dep
relations OF hawks and TO other
causes are due to rats. There is no
more destructive pest about the poul-
try yard than these Coming like the
thief in the night, and usually leaving
no visible marks OF their ravages,
they escape, in large measure. the re-
lentless hunting down that they de-
serve Not only are they destructive
10 young chickens. but they prey upon
the egg supply throughout the year.
The United States department Of
agriculture points out that anyone,
by care and industry, may free his
own premises Of these rodents but
that he is helpless to prevent an early
recurrence OF the trouble unless he
can secure the active cooperation OF
his neighbors- The department urges.
therefore, that wherever possible the
destruction Of these pests be a COM
munity undertaking
The same effort. il Is pointed out,
that is made by individuals working
Independently. II organized on a com
munity basis. would be many times
more effective The department has
worked out and tested definite plans
for the destruction OF rats. in COM
mon with other rodents. and infor-
nation concerning the matter can be
had by writing the department
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-08-24
=. Before u CandIe.

The L. S. department OF agricul-
ture issues the following statement
as TO how good eggs should look be-
fore the candle-
A good fresh egg should have a
small air space. The yoIk should not
be very plain. There should be no
black spots or rings Sometimes the
egEsheu Will have fine cracks in IL.
This is commonly known as a check
egg, and should not be shipped with
first quality eggs, as It rots very
quickly.
Blood rings are partially incubated
eggs and show a distinct ring Of blood
on the yoIk. They are classed as IN
fit for food and should be rejected
Cause; A fertile egg in which the
development OF the germ has pro-
ceeded until blood has formed but the
embryo has subsequently died Ring
formation is not present while the
embryo is alive. although blood spots
or veins may show.
Noidy eggs generally have cracked
shells. and show black spots before
the candle They are unfit for food.
Cause Field nests or wet nests.
Holding eggs in damp places, or de-
stroying shell mucus by washing or
allowing eggs TO become wet. thereby
enabling mold spores to enter the
pores OF the shell and grow inside
the she'll Mold can also enter through
cracks in the she'll
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-08-24

lowances have to be made for essen
tial differences between the small and
the large breeds
Gull These Hens.
The indications Of poor production
are as follows:
Lack OF vigor--Indicated by list
less actions dull sunken eyes, small,
shrunken, pale comb and long toe
nails The poor producer IS usually
one Of the last hens 70 leave the roost
in the morning and also goes to roost
early in the evening.
Early mott and yellow legs--Hens
which molt before September ]. es-
peciaIly those melting in July and
early in August. are usually poor
have yellow legs during August and
September. as the yellow color re-
turns 20 the legs after melting. The
time OF melting and the color OF the
legs are very important characters IN
selecting hens BY their appearance
Pelvis.-Points close together, only
one to two fingers apart, depending
upon the breed The space between
the pelvic points varies according to
whether or not the hen is laying.
Arch from pelvic points TO the end Of
keel or breast bone only two TO four
fingers wide. Pelvic points either
small and hard or coarse covered
with fat)- Vent dry and hard. A
layer in good condition usually &C
cumulates fat on abdomen. producing
a plump appearance.
other characters.-COmb pale or
dull red, small. shrunken and covered
with fine scales or dandruff- Ear
lobes and wattles pale. shrunken. hard
and dry. Ear lobes. eyelids, and beak
yellowish.
Save These Hens.
afe as follows:
vigor.-Indicated by full, well de-
veloped breast and body general alert
ness; bright full eye; well developed
broad comb; short. heavy beak and
work toe nails. A hen must have
vigor and capacity to be a good lay
er. Such a hen usually has a good
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-08-24
Bedtime Story For The Little One
UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE GOOGLE BUG.
by n

voice from behind the smoke. You
saved my house and my children"
T am very glad DID. Mrs. Lady
Bug" said Uncle WigEily. ANY time
I can do you a favor. I will
But I am not Mrs. Lady Bug" was
the answer. i am the google bug and
these are my little children"
Out from under the kitchen sink
came the google bug and her little
bugs. She was a very queer creature
indeed, with eyes that went every
which way, now opening wide and
again almost closing.
"Oh. 1 thought you were a lady
bug" said Uncle Wiggily.
NO, I am a google bug" was the
answer. And 1 have that name be-
cause make google eyes. Watch
me"
So, the fire being out. Uncle Wig
gily watched, and the bug made such
funny google eyes that the bunny rab-
bit gentleman caught himself doing
the same thing. and his eyes went ev-
cry which way, opening so wide that
they nearly popped out
There, that's enough, guess" said
the google bug. Il find that any time
make my funny eyes at anybody they
do the same. So you'd better run
along, Mr.. Longears, or you may be
like me-"
Thank you" said Uncle Wiggily. y
guess I will But II ever your house
gets on fire again send for me"
Thank you. VIII" spoke the goo
gle bug. And all the little google
bugs. who had eyes just like their
mothers, also thanked the bunny.
We'll. that was part Of an adven-
ture.'' said Uncle Wiggily to himself.
as he went on through the woods. Il
wonder when I shall get the second
partg"
Right nowI" exclaimed harsh and
knhHmI q
stump jumped the bad old Sl1eezicks.
Now for some souse, suret" cried
the bad animal ''Souse will be some
thing for me to bite off your ears. and
It viii be an adventure for you Look
out for mel Here come"
ooh. you're coming. are your asked
another voice. and the google bug flew
down in front OF the Sleezicl1s. Look
at me-" ordered the funny bug, and
when the Skeezicks looked the bug
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-08-24

esAAJELL, suppose you are or again
w today TO leave more queer ad-
ventures with bugs" said Nurse Jane
Uncle Wiggily Longears as the bunny
rabbit gentleman slid down off the
roof OF his hollow stump bungalow
one morning.
Il am spoke the bunny rabbit who
had gone up on the roof to see II the
chimney needed anything to smoke,
the chimney being a great chap for
the like Of that. Il am going Off in
the woods and look for an adventure -
said the bunny.
Away he went hopping over the
fields and through the woods. until.
all OF a sudden. he came 70 a little
house made OF corncobs, just the shape
Of a log cabin.
Hal I wonder who lives here2'
said the bunny to himself
And just then he heard a voice
shouting:
"Oh. dear. and Oh my! You've upset
the churu.
Ny house is on fire and the children
will burn"
Ny goodness me sakes alive and a
Chocolate ice cream soda lollypopH'
cried Uncle WiEEily. That must be
the lady bug who lives in that house,
for know we used say verse from
Mother Goose, about Lady bug. lady
bug, fly away home Your house Is on
fire and your children will burn
But I must put out the fire. That's
what I'll do. A fire makes a lot Of
trouble and III put Il out"
There was smoke coming from the
p al To- HHH1
took off his tan silk hat and filled IL
with water from a spring in the
woods. A silk hat viii hold a lot OF
water, you know.
Then. rushing up, and into the little
house, Uncle Wiggily dashed the wa
on the churn, which had caught fire
from the oil stove. The fire Kissed
like a snake and went out, but no one
7 knew where.
] "Oh, thank you so much-' cried a
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-08-24
TRAVELETTE
By SIKsAH.
THE LEAVE-AREA.

THE American doughboy leads life
/ OF vivid contrast For q certain
length Of time he inhabits a ditch Of
mud. sleeps on the ground. eats camp
rations of a tin plate, listens TO the
crash and roar OF big guns, smells
blood and powder, thinks OF death
and eternity.
Then comes leave and he is literally
and figuratively transported For
leave means away 70 the Isave-area-
and the leave-area OF the American
expeditionary force is the Savoy
where are located such famous fash
tonable resorts as Aix-les-Baines and
ChaIIes-le-EauI.
In these sumptuous cities the erst-
while trench fighter becomes the
guest Of Uncle sam at some OF the
finest hotels in the world. he may
quite probably occupy a room which
was formerly reserved for the king Of
Italy, and take his morning plunge
in a tiled pool Of curative water
which formerly assuased the govt
for grand dukes and viscounts- He
viii dine and take afternoon tea 70
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-08-24
RY BEATRICE FAIRFAX

when their time comes TO be dealt
But this case is different The in
laws" are prosperous they an nave
Jobs and are getting fabulous war
wages, they are all flourlsnlng uhoer
the system, while the hard working
mother Of four children is falling
back IN her accounts
Besides. she and her husband are
not as happy as when they had the
house to themselves me friction on
a divided family is telling both on the
husband and wife II is unfair to
themselves and more unfair TO their
children. They ought to have a
'strafEht talk and then tactifully
suggest 70 the prosperous relatives
that. they seek another home.
! have not given all Of my CORE
spodnent's letter, but it seems that
her husbands wages-S55 week
which was formely ample for all the
family needs, now goes chiefly Tor
provisions and nothing is being put
aside
People with four children owe them
something. And in these days OF
high wages, they should consider the
lean years that are apt to follow such
tremendous increases in the pay en-
velope and put by something for a
rainy day. The easiest way TO save
Is to buy a Liberty bond and pay
something on it regularly till it is
yours golden egg OF the future.
And when you begin to collect
eggs conscientiously and systemat-
icallyi II is not long before you have
a basket full The troubled little
mother who has written TO me had
better put her gifts into golden egg
collecting as represented by thrift
stomps and Liberty bonds, and let her
''inlaws' transplant their food prob
lens elsewhere. And doubtless she
and her husband will again find the
happiness they have lost in their hec-
tic endeavors TO make both ends meet.