The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1918-09-05

ing OF the hOur
When France, her
- knee in suppliance
bent,
Would tremble at his power.
Some dream that, ell? Superin-
duced, no doubt. by an over dose OF
Dig tails and liverwurst. France amt
1oin' to bend her knee nor tremble,
not so you can notice it. Dream on
K. Bill for only in dreams can you
see ray OF hope and your hopes are
as vain and foolish as your dreams OF
power. And some morning along
about ! a. m. you're goin' to wake
To hear your sentry shrek
A yank has cracked me on my
beak!
was asked what is the difference
between the Kaiser and skunk.
replied tina, there is no difference;
Both OF EN- are dirty fighters and
(they both use gas.) .,
When the edict to work or hight
went forth | was sortcr up stump
$50 to speak) as neither proposition
appealed 20 muh. Last week 4 st.
Louis paper carried a headline like
this work or quit" Says " my
self. SAYS l. here's one that can
understand and just up and quit:
Should Girl Use
Powder" 1t don't say when or
where she should use it III she
should) In the absence OF any eX-
PLANTATION l am permitted the assump-
ton that it refers to face powder:
As to whether girl should use 1t
NAV be quoted as saying that on
(some} occasions it's use is permls-
sible. Blu, would strongly advise her
not to use it as a decoration for her
features on Sunday evening Gf she
has beau as it is almost '1mpos slblc
to brush face powder out OF the
'lappelle" OF Sunday coat
1t is said that when one arrives at
an age when he loses interest IN
circus he (or she) is old enough to
be laid on the shelf Mebbe SO.
Anyway, believe (and practice) that
our creates, pleasure comes from
adding to the pleasure of others.
gave my live tickets away and stayed
at home.
Several people who have at last dis
covered my identity lately seem sur
prised and say to me, Why, you are
not the sort of lookin' fellow we ex-
pected to see," etc Now | just Won
der what sort of critter they were
lookin' ion guess they thought 1
wore long hair, carried six gun on
each hip, chawed terbacker and spit
from both corners of my face at
once. Quite the contrary, ] assure
YOU My six guns are laid away
- 1, ICY
(often) chew tobacco. dress as
near like human as | know no"
and a more mild hammered, peace
loving person would be hard to find.
Diffideni and timid to degree that
is at times painful. always glad to
meet my friends. In short I'm just
the sort of person that my nom dc
plume" would suggest to any one.
From the Houston Post-"As
War Measure, no able bodied man
millionaire or pauper-ought to have
one swallow of vittlcs unless he
works. In the name of Matthew.
Mark, Luke, John and Revelations, !
beg you bring on the swallow OF
vittles" Chats more than I've had
lately) and then lead me to the work.
During the war keep your mouth
shut and your pocket book open. -
From Star Beams, Kansas City Star,
Sage advice, yes. Permit me 20 say,
go thou and do likewise.
It's safe bet that the fellow who
said that the singer of wasp was
only one thirty-second OF an mech
long never backed up agin the busi-
ness end OF said wasp.
1t is said that the control Of your
tongue is the test OF your life. How
about yuh? Just think of this next
time YOU say some hateful thing
about your neighbor-or me.
1t is quite all right at this stage OF
the game that people should be full
of the spirit of '76. Yes! And |
opine there be quite some few who
would like to be about I2 full Of the
spirits of IoI4-Is. Who. me? Don't
you remember what the chief execu-