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Evening star., 1918-06-21
SIXTH DIVISION.

Benning school-To Business. John
B. BosIey. Ruth A. Carver. Ethel B.
Collins. Edith A. Ingels. Laura N.
KEGS, Margaret c. McGarry. Marie A.
McGarry, Josephine v. N. Fisher, Eve
lyn E. Veihmeyer. To Central. Ar
thur c. Duvall, Marian C. Tighe. To
Mckinley. Russell NJ. Brown.
Hayes School-To Business. Mildred
L. Berry. Eugene J. Curtin. Lillian p
Disney. e. Eleanor Fritts, Bessie w.
Gillchrest, Irene H. Goldstein. Maude
I. Gross. Lillian c. Hance, Violet A.
Houghlan. Geneva johnson, Helen NJ
Mcintosh. Lille A. Parker. Eleanor NJ
Cross. Katherine f. Dornoff. Helen w.
Elliott. Grace L. Gibbs. Sara E. Lyd-
dane, Emily L. Pugh. Mildred A. Lar
kin. To Mckinley. Frederick H. Gadd
Cecil r. Langyher, Howard c. Lord
Edward A. Menzies, Harry e. Molenof
George H. Thayer. Diplomas only. T.
Philip Frischholz. Mary NJ. Rock.
Gladys e. Ulle.
Kenilworth School-To Business.
Joseph Carol Taylor. Teresa Rather
inc Bailey. Ann Elizabeth Brashears.
To Central. Harvey Tyndal Casbarian.
Charles Atkins Norris. Ethel Fische
Cherryhomes. Sarah Dorothy Petrie.
Dorothy Rowena Buck. To Mckinley.
Willard Aubrey Driggers.
Ludlow School-To Business, John
T. Daily, Francis c. Payne, Mary A.
Beckett, Georgia H. Blessing, Thelma
Handley, Bertha Herman, May John
son, Margaret Madigan. Lillian Meade.
To Central, Douglas w. Mankin.
Phoebe P Atkinson. Katherine e.
Bergin. Edna G. Burrows. Ruth Can
non, Dorothy NJ. Hewitt, Evelyn r.
Jarvis, Lavinia J. Mankin. Maude E.
Miller. Marguerite e. Smith. Gladys
" Whipple. To Eastern. Alice e. Bos-
worth. To Mckinley, Russell W.
Brown, H. Osmun Crow. Paul H
Darby, Thomas A. Noonan. John P.
Shaw, Courtney c. Thayer, Evelyn M.
Birch; Louise NJ. Sweeney. presented
with diploma only.
Madison School-Promoted. not as
signed, Clark NJ. Davis, Marguerite
Jordon, Alma H. Elliott. To Business.
Louise l. Rauch, Ethel N. Tucker.
Anne B. vandegrift. To Central,
Howard o. Embrey, Mildred c. Huth.
To Mckinley. Vernon Thomas. Marion
L. Blanchard. Florence G. Richardson.
To Eastern. Altoria Bodenhamer.
webb school-To Business, oliver
Perry Hazard, Irene Margaret Bray,
Helen Louise Cunningham. Catherine
Margaret Dennean. Cora Belle Reid,
Catherine Norma selby. Marion Louise
Helga othlia Walker. To Central.
Albert Jerome Hayden. Howard
Joseph Hurley. George Andrew Sin
senmeyer. Joseph George Motyka,
Beulah Theresa Biggs. Dorothy Joy
Burns. Ruth Elizabeth Houser. TO
Eastern, Nellie Fletcher. To McKin-
LEY. Ralph Curtis Boyd Robert Owen
Evening star., 1918-06-21
FOURTH DIVISION.

Thomson School-To Central, Wylie
w. Barrow. Raymond S. Binder. Leroy
NJ. Piser, James G. Hollingsworth.
James W. Stewart, Harry L. Thomp-
son. Egbert F. Tingley. Leon A.
Young, Sarah e. Amrein, Grace E.
Bailey, Geraldine c. Backenheimer,
Olive X. Birmingham. Kathryn I.
Brown, Annunciata Darton. Dorothy
NJ. Dietz, Frances r. Finnie, Dolores
NJ. Flood, Mary Louise Lemon. Char
lotte Leibel, Kathryn A. Miley. Mar
garet A. Myers. Margaret c. Parker.
Mary @. Tryon, Evelyn F. Wilson,
Elsie W. White. To Business. Helen
Goodman. Mildred C.. Hartman. Evelyn
c. Lewis. Helen N. Streeter, Helen l..
Sweeney. To Technical. Frank H. Gath
er, Alfred T. Myers. Guy s. Meloy, Her.
bert S. Schaefer. Mary NJ. Donlin. Cath
crime T. Ferris. To Western. Alva d.
Daughton, May A. Stabler. Mary
Spence.
Evening star., 1918-06-21
FIFTH DIVISION.

Abbot school-To Business. Kather-
Evening star., 1918-06-21

John F. Cook school-To Dunbar,
Evening star., 1918-06-21

TWELFTH DIVISION.
Carrie Louise Butler. Dorothy May
Coleman. Viola Elizabeth Cross. Sarah
Evening star., 1918-06-21

Benning School-To Business. John
B. Bosley, Ruth A. Carver. Ethel B.
Collins, Edith A. Inge1s, Laura N.
Kees, Margaret c. McGarry. Marie A.
McGarry, Josephine v. N. Fisher. Eve
lyn E. Veihmeyer To Central. Ar
thur c. Duvall, Marian C. Tighe. To
The theocrat. [volume] (Zion City [i.e. Zion], Ill.) 1914-1949, 1918-03-23

the Bird P NJ, taxed in the name of Jacob S. Bowers
general the 1915, and the time for
redemption will expire the 26th day of june A. D.
1918.
State Of Illinois, County Of Lake, S.
unknown owners and to all parties Interested in the
following described lot: TAKE NOTICE That at a
TAX SALE of Lands and Lots for delinquent taxes
and special for the 1915 made by the
County Treasurer and County Clerk in the Court
House, Waukegan. Illinois, on the 9th day of June,
A. D. 1916 A j. Noren purchased Lot TO- Block 10, in
P M. taxed in the Of Jacob Kepler for the 3rd
installment Special Assessment Warrant No. ~,
which due January End, 1916, and the time for
redemption will expire 9th day of June A. d.
1918.
w. H Clendnen Assignee.
State Of Illinois, County Lake, IS.
To lessee Christensen, and to the unknown owners
and to all parties interested in the following described
and Lots for delinquent taxes and special assessments
for the 1915 made by the County Treasurer and
County Clerk in the Court House. Waukegan, illinois,
cha ON the he 27h day Of II - & e Morsn
NJ r. u, E. Of the 3rd p M, taxed in the name of
Jesse Christensen for the 1st instalment Special
2nd 1916 and the time for redemption will expire
W. H Clendinen, Assignee.
State of Illinois, County of Lake. S.
10 Joseph Webb and to the unknown owners and to
All parties interested in the following described lot:
Lots for delinquent taxes and special
the year , 1915. made by the County Treasurer and
County C ss4 in the Geurt HoHse wauhsgan Illinois
Block e. in Zion City, Sec. %, Twp. 46, n r. IT, e. OF
the 3rd p M. taxed in the Of Joseph Webb for
general taxes for the year 1915 and the time for
1915 "' expire On the S0'n oay OF june A. D.
w. H. Clendinen. Assignee
The theocrat. [volume] (Zion City [i.e. Zion], Ill.) 1914-1949, 1918-03-23

1t is the purpose of this department to serve the
citizens of Zion City in every particular in this line
of work We enlarging the building and in
creasing the stock of supplies so that the best OF
service can be rendered to patrons.
Mr.. C. A. Suite, who has had large experience
in selling and Garage work. will give it his entire
time and attention.
We can furnish parts to almost any car in the
market and will be glad to advise with anyone on
such matters.
Do not fail to consult the manager of this depart
ment if you contemplate purchasing a car of any
kind either new or second hand, will gladly
give you whatever information have that may
be of value to you pertaining to the matter
Your respectfully,
w. HURD CLENDINEN,
General Manager.
The theocrat. [volume] (Zion City [i.e. Zion], Ill.) 1914-1949, 1918-03-23
TAX PURCHASERS NOTICE

State of Illinois County Of Lake. S. ,nars and
HA& SXH Of snss and
Lots for delinquent taxes and Special for
the 1916 made by the County Treasurer n and
o1 june 3 asth Al D. 1915
the r t,P psx ton for
w t epe on the 18th day Of june
1910 w. H. clendinen. Assignee
To Frank Pr %tchel and to the and
to ~ TSst at s SALE o
s and an
Fl Saek s. IN ZION s ssy Sec ~ Is
OF h for a for in the ehs
time for redemption will expire on the Setn oay OF
june a. - 100 w. H. Clendinen, Assignee.
Ssa %sv sSa s Of s and to the
foSwng az
special assessments for the year is1s
Sc ss g W as sy IF The d M
s Wis fSH 'es f sse S2
Of ad LAKE, Kfs Jacob
Robert John MIgan and to the uqnown owners and
to Ra5s5
e year or @ made by the ou an
County Clerk in the Court House, Waukegan, Illinois,
on the 9th day of June A. D. 1915, A. J. Noren
purchased Lot Block S. in Zion city Sec. II, TWP
49, r. IL, E. of the 3rd P. NJ, taxed in the Of
Matt for the srd instaIlment on Special Assess-
1916 and the time for redemption will expire the
9th day of June, A. d. 1918.
w. H. Clendinen Assignee.
State Of Illinois, County Of Lake, S.
Jacob B. Bowers, Hermon S. Matz and wife,
Robert John MiIligan and the unknown owners and
to parties interested in the following
TAKE NOTICE That at TAX SALE Of Lands and
the year 1916 made by the County Treasurer and
County Clerk in the Court House, Waukegan, Illinois,
June 26th A. D. 1916, A ]. Noren, purchased Lot z
Block 6S, City. Sec. IT, Twp. 46 N r. t. e. of
The theocrat. [volume] (Zion City [i.e. Zion], Ill.) 1914-1949, 1918-03-23

the 3rd P. M, taxed in the name of Jacob S. Bower
general for the 1915, and the time TO
redemption will expire on the 26th day of June A.
1918.
The theocrat. [volume] (Zion City [i.e. Zion], Ill.) 1914-1949, 1918-03-23
N o tt G e
OF AN ELECTION

Notice is hereby given that Tuesday April
10TH A. D. 1918, election will be help in the
City of Zion to elect the following officers
One Alderman for two years, for each Of the
First Second, Third and Fourth Wards, respective
w. and two Aldermen for the Fifth Ward, one for
one year and one for two years; and one Police
Magistrate.
The polling places for the various wards will be
as follows
First Ward Shiloh Tabernacle; Second Ward
College Building; Third Ward, Residence 1921
Enoch Avenue; Fourth Ward Residence 3107 Enoch
The theocrat. [volume] (Zion City [i.e. Zion], Ill.) 1914-1949, 1918-03-23

Avenue; Fifth Ward, Building S. W. Cor Shiloh
Blvd. and Elijah Avenue.
The polls will be open from 200 O'Clock A. M,
until 5 90 o'clock P. M.
Given under my hand and seal this goth day of
March, A. D. 1918.
JOHN D. THOMAS,
City Clerk
The theocrat. [volume] (Zion City [i.e. Zion], Ill.) 1914-1949, 1918-03-23
ZION CITY
One Church One People
SFIIL OH TABERNACLE
Lords Day, March "a, 1918

LOIO Lay, warren ~, I1lO
$50 A. M. PRAISE, PRAYER, AND TESTI-
MONY MEETING
$50 A. M. BIBLE SCHOOL.
Lesson: Acts, Chapter II.
2:3OP M. PRINCIPAL MEETING
Professional and Recessional - Junior White
robed Choir, Senior White-robed Choir, ROBBED
Officers and Uniformed Guard
ADDRESS by the General Overseer. Subject:
sSTwo Great World Divisions = The Kingdom
Of the North and the Revived Roman EN-
pre- which will meet for the Final Conflict at
the Battle Of Armageddon; and the approach
Of Three Great World Figures, who are to
take the principal parts in the closing scenes
of the Age"
800 P. M. Meeting in Shiloh Tabernacle.
Divine Healing Meeting, Shiloh Tabernacle, We'd
nesday, 80 p. m.
Midweek Meeting, Shiloh Tabernacle, Wednesday,
7:45 p. m.
Divine Healing Meeting, Zion Home Assembly
Room Friday, 10000 a..
The theocrat. [volume] (Zion City [i.e. Zion], Ill.) 1914-1949, 1918-03-23
THE THE OCR AT

Weekly Paper advocating the Rule Of God in
the Individual in the Home, in the State. in
WILBUR GLENN VOLIVA, Editor.
Theodore Forby, Asst Editor & Business Mgr
The theocrat. [volume] (Zion City [i.e. Zion], Ill.) 1914-1949, 1918-03-23
TAKE NOTICE

We informed by the postmaster that live day-old
chicks be sent by parcel post but cannot be
insured sent C. O. D.
The theocrat. [volume] (Zion City [i.e. Zion], Ill.) 1914-1949, 1918-03-23
SUBSC TON RATES

Make all remittances payable to
WILBUR GLENN vOLIvA, Publisher.
Direct all correspondence concerning The
Theecrat to THEODORE FORBY
Office of Publication Administration Building,
Zion City, Illinois, u. S. A.
The theocrat. [volume] (Zion City [i.e. Zion], Ill.) 1914-1949, 1918-03-23

LOST: Cold necklace, chain rope pattern With Ia
WALLER. Several knots tied in chain. Will Under
please return to Carl Nickum, Zion Home Phone
241-J.
FOR SALE: Horse and surrey at a bargain Would
sell separate. Phone 224-M
feed; also tons of good oat straw Phone l3z-R
FOR SALE: One large team of good work horses
w. H Pefey 18th & Horeb avenue Phone 229-M
FOR SALE: $4,000 victrola would trade for a
good w. Phone 1851.
FOR SALE: Washing machine and wringer in good
condition. 3115 Emmaus avenue Phone l14-K.
FOR SALE: Little Brown-hen, SO egg capacity in
Mrs. o. j. Durham, 2413 Gideon avenue Phone 158-R
FOR RENT: Three-room UNFINISHED apartment, in
GLIDING light, heat running water, bath ana teIe.
phone service. Reasonable. Mrs. Wiedman, 25o2
Edna blvd
WANTED: Room and Board at $25 per month Tele-
phone 248-J.
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE: Pedigree St. Regis ever
bearing, red raspberry plants cost $500 per lOO
I will take in exchange for same, large poultry,
sheep, milk goats, heifers, ponies, hay, potatoes
G. w. Eells 3112 Gideon avenue, Zion City Illinois
FOR SALE: An electric Incubator in good condition
and cheap. A. j. Conner, 1905 Gilead avenue Tele-
phone 1871.
FOR RENT: The southeast 6 lots in Block 80; also
Block 80 Except lot 22), Section 20. Want to rent
beans. will give liberal share to the man who will
give the crop proper attention.; also have good
wheat for sale for seeding. Phone 265-J
capacity will do custom Matching viii set MAJ
chine March %. Send orders at once. The order
should be for rs 800, the size of the trays Baby
chicks for sale in about month A Candee incu-
week. O. L. TndalI 2i1e Emmaus avenue. Phone
175-M.
The theocrat. [volume] (Zion City [i.e. Zion], Ill.) 1914-1949, 1918-03-23
N o T I G e
OF AN ELECTION

N o T CE
OF AN ELECTION
SUBMITTING TO ELECTORS PROPOSITION TO
INCREASE TAXING POWER OF CITY COUNCIL
FROM 1.29o TO AN AMOUNT NOT
EXCEEDING 30.
Notice is hereby given that AN ELECTION is
called to be held April &c. A. d. 1918, in the re-
spectve Precincts Wards of the City of Zion,
Con the same date hours, and polling places the
regular Annual City Election), pursuant to an
Ordinance of the City of Zion duly passed and APP
proved March IL, 1918, at which the following
proposition will be submitted to the voters of said
City:
The theocrat. [volume] (Zion City [i.e. Zion], Ill.) 1914-1949, 1918-03-23

Shall the City Council of the
City of Zion be authorized to
levy and collect taxes for cor
porate purposes of said City, in
excess of one and two-tenths
(1.2) per centum, and not to ex-
coed two (2) per centum, Eek
elusive Of the amount levied for
the payment of bonded indebt-
edness, or interest thereon) up
on the aggregate valuation of
all property within said City,
subject to taxation therein as
the same may be equalized for
State and County taxes for the
current year for which said
taxes may be levied?
The theocrat. [volume] (Zion City [i.e. Zion], Ill.) 1914-1949, 1918-03-23
Put x in
Square Oppo-
site Your Vote

Voters in favor of said proposition will place an
x in the square before the word 'sYES" those op-
posed to the proposition will place an x in the
square before the word "NO".
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-23
YOUR SICK Child
IS CONSTIPATED!
LOOK At TONGUE
If cross, feverish or bilious
give California Syrup
Of Figs"

No matter what ais your child.
gentle. thorough laxative should al
ways be the first treatment given
II your little one is out OF sorts
half sick isn't resting. eat and acting
naturaly-looS. Motheri see II tongue
IS coated This is a sure sign that it's
little stomach. liver and bowels are
elogged with waste. When cross. frri-
ritable- feverish. stomach sour. breath
bad or has stomach-ache. diarrhoea.
sore throat. full of cold. give a tea
spoonful OF California Syrup OF figs
and in few hours all the consolidated
poison, undigested food and sour bile
gently moves out OF its little bowels
without gripping. and you have a well.
playful child again.
Mothers can rest easy after giving
this harmless fruit laxative be-
cause it never fails TO cleanse the lit
tie ones liver and bowels and swesten
the stomach and they dearly love its
pleasant taste Full directions for
babies. children OF all ages and for
grown-ups printed on each bottle.
Beware OF counterfeit fig syrups.
Ask your druggist for a bottle OF
California Syrup OF Figs" then see
that it is made by the California Fig
Syrup Company.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-23
HOROSCOPE

/ TUESDAY, DECEMBER "a 191S.
| MERCURY rules strongly for evil
wi this day. according TO astrology.
Neptune IS mildly adverse and Saturn
is friendly.
Under this sway initiative should
be delayed. for it produces an in
clination toward bad judgment.
It is a most inauspicious time for
signing leases or entering into any
sort of an agreement
There is reading OF the aspect
that seems to be threatening for sec
retaries and stenOgraDhers- Smaller
salaries and changes are foreshad-
owed
Mercury indicates readjustments in
which clerks. bOokkeepers and those
who belong to vOcatOns in which
writing has a principal part.
Saturn is read as promising much
TO those who till the ground. and the
seers declare that among returning
soldiers many viii find their fortunes
in farming or ranching-
The west comes under a sway max
ing for prosperity. This is especially
true Of New Mexico. Oklahoma and
Nevada
one OF the prophesies Of change
concerns cooking Americans are to
solve food problems in a scientific
many ideas will be brought from
across the seas. This has been inter
preted to mean that cooks as well as
methods OF cooking would be i'm
ported
Health Is TO be much discussed and
important reforms are TO be instituted
for the betterment of the nation. the
stars Indicate
The horoscope Of president Wilson
Is most favorable for international al
fairs and indicates many unexpected
honors.
New lines OF philanthropy on lines
meant 10 eliminate poverty are pre-
saged by the planets Efficiency
methods are to be much preached in
all occupations.
Persons whose birthdate Il is may
have a year OF some anxieties. but IL
should be on the whole prosperous
Children born on this day may be
hasty and impetuous- These sub
Jects OF Capricorn usually have to
overcome many difficulties. Saturn is
their principal ruling planet.=Copy-
right, 1918. by the Mcclure Newspaper
Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-23
Beauty Chats By Edna Kent Forbes
Smile! For Health and Beauty.

I IT seems curious TO say anything
l about how TO smile. \ smile should
look as spontaneous as the emotion
that calls it forth. Yet there are an
awful lot OF women who don't know
how to smile nicely.
With some. a smile looks like a
small crack appearing in the dry sur
face of the face. Some smile with the
mouth only: the eyes and the rest Of
the face do not seem to share the same
same feeling. Others go TO the oppo-
site extreme and smile so widely that
they display not only their teeth, but
most OF the inside of the mouth, and
the effect is painful rather than
happy. Some smile reluctantly, as
though II hurt Some have a smile
that is almost a sneer-like the vii
lain in the comic supplements There
are as many sorts Of smiles as there
are people, Of course. but not all the
smiles are pretty
Now. this isn't an argument against
smiling. That's one of the finest eX-
ercises in the world Mentally il
puts you in a much better condition.
even though YOU fairly prop up the
corners Of your mouth TO achieve
semblance OF a grin. Physically, it's
good for the FACET makes the lips
curve upward slightly. which in turn
makes the mouth look soft and sweet
and the face ever so much prettier,
and it raises up those muscles in the
lower cheek which seem to sag with
middle age 1t keeps you younger.
It's good to practice Only do It
before your mirror until you find out
whether your smile is attractive OF
not II YOU have a homely smile and
can get the habit Of a pretty one. It
won't be an artificial achievement
That is. it won't look artificial. You
can correct an ugly walk and make
It graceful; you can also correct a bad
smile and make IL pretty. In one
case you wouldn't look as though you
had an artificial walk; in the other.
you wouldn't look as though you had
a set smile. Life is only a succession
OF habits. and personal charm is just
matter OF cultivating good habits
instead Of ugly ones.
Questions and Answers.
2. W G.-Probably the trouble
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-23
TRAVELETTE


Z i FORGOTTEN ~PROSPEGI'
/ THERE are many prospects" in the
L great northwest. and especially IN
Z Washington state in the mountains
just below the Canadian border. The
wonderful Occur d Alene mines Of
Idaho and numerous rich mines in
Washington state itself have proved
/ the worth OF the soil-in spots Th-
question is 70 strike the right spot and
to keep going TAR enough once il has
I been struck There are men in Spo-
kane and Seattle who used 10 turn
flap-jacks for gangs OF hungry min
ers, and who now have bank buildings
named after them and ride to the
movies in their limousines. On the
other hand there are the grizzled.
toothiess old miners who frequent the
tiny mining towns and even the larger
cities. trying TO borrow enough money
TO try one foot further-sure that the
next bit Of dynamite viii expose the
vein" As it is phased coloquiaIy-
They have the bug"
An abandoned prospect is 4 dismal
thing Once its company Of eastern
financiers had great hopes for it.
They had struck a large pocket OF
ore which carried the gold At first
IL had seemed wide enough for a vein
but, alas. il soon petered out
It is a picturesque place There are
two tunnels. one above the other. far
up on a mountain in the -Huckleberry
range" II is very damp and drippy
in the shaft II the traveller should
let his foot stray between the firm
basis Of the ties on which the small
ore cars are run into the tunnels. he
oozes into depths Of mud which seem
to possess a great affection for his
boot II he wears only overshoes in
stead Of a higher boot, his galoshes
are lost to him forever. AS he pro-
ceeds there are some places where
the tunnel has been blown out TO form
a higher roof, and not infrequently the
Pickering candle-liEht brings out the
glitter OF fools gold" At the slight
est sound one is surrounded by hum
dreds Of echoing voices Occasionally
a gigantic frog splashes into one OF
the puddles close TO the wall. and
sometimes when feeling the rock one
knocks a tiny toad off into the dark
ness or the candle startles a bat over
head.
a weird place is this tomb Of dead
hopes.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-23
THE NEW GALONEL.
FINE FOR COLDS
AND GRIPPE
Calotahs, the new nausea
less Calomel, breaks up a
severe cold overnight.

Physicians and druggists have At
last found a quick and dependable
remedy for colds. influenza and
grippe one Calotab on the tongue
at bed time with a swallow OF water
that's all Next morning your cold
has vanished and your liver and entire
system are purified and refreshed
without the slightest unpleasantness
or Interference with appetite. diet or
work.
Doctors have always contended that
calomel is the best medicine for colds.
bronchitis and Ia grippe and the first
medicine 10 be given in pneumonia and
acute fevers- The new calomel Gallo
tabs. is purified and refined from al
OF the siclSening and dangerous effects
and with the medicinal virtues vastly
improved
Calotabs are sold only IN original
sealed packages. price 35c Your
druggist recommends and guarantees
them and viii refund your money n
you are not delighted-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-23
WIGGuY LONGEARS. tn

/ TNCLE WIGGILY LONGEARS. the
- bunny rabbit gentleman. was sit
ting in his hollow stump bungalow
one day, when, all Of a sudden. he
heard some one out in the kitchen
cry
"Oh deari Oh myi How it hurts."
Then came a hanging OF pots and
pans.
That's trouble said Uncle wig
gily- 4 hope the egg beater isn't
playing tag too hard with the nutmeg
crater I must go see what it is"
He went out into the kitchen. and
there he saw Nurse Jane Fuzzy
Wuzzy. his musk-at lady housekeeper.
dancing about on her bind legs, and
holding one paw to her mouth.
VI mats the matter. Nurse Jane2''
asked Uncle Wiggily. We're You
making pie. and did you taste the
mustard in mistake for the choco-
No. Uncle Wigeily." she answered.
didn't But 1 have such a tooth
ache that I can't go on making good
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-23

Paper Beer Glass Is
Nuisance To Bartender

Bucyrus. O., Dec 23.-The paper
beer glass goes into the bar rooms Of
this city and the barkeepers are
miffed- The board Of health has made
the decree and here is no further ar
gument- A classy barkeep can grab
three or four shippers with ease and
distribute them along the mahogany.
but with the paper glasses he IS at a
loss 10 maintain his reputation for
"shootin' EN-" One barkeeD has IL
this way: It's no contrivance to
handle a rush with You can't load
up a whole cluster and shoot 'em
down the bar like you can with the
old time grOE mugs"