South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-04-07


will be in contact with US before
many weeks.
They are telling us that there
are new parties, new systems. new
social structures, new industrial
systems. and all that ahead Of US.
or course there are But there will
be the same old human nature. son.
and we will under ne new dispen-
sation have the same old devil to
combat and the same old frailties
OF human nature 10 contend with.
And then there is the fool who
does not see that what is happen
ing in France has a vital bearing
upon his own country's safety.
The Duncan Campbell home has
been entertaining the german
measles the past week How the
boss Of the house must hate TO have
that kind of company.
A North Carolina Negro has IA
sons in the army. the Is children
thus far not in uniform being girls.
That darkey must have been a great
cotton producer before the war.
Our Edgar s. Anderson wants to
be state senator, and the other
paper says he is going TO run on
the publican" ticket. Webster de-
fines publican as one licensed to re-
tail beer. spirits or wine. so we pre-
sumo Edgar is going after the wet
vote.
Honest, doesn't reading OF the
tremendous tragedy being enacted
ia France make you want TO do
something for your country. or are
you just a plain knot on a log?
Why would it not be a good idea
10 turn Wisconsin over to the post
office department for administra-
ton operation until after the war?
Because of the intimate ties now
binding the two cities. we think the
South Bend people should invite
Mishawakans to dine with them
once in a while.
Don't ruin Cor an office il you are
in a position to contribute either IN
Drawn or material to the country's
needs. In a time like this two
thirds Of the local offices which
able bodied men struggle for might
just as we'll be filed by the women
who are untitled for the robuster
tasks.
The spinning nose dive in avia-
ton is hazardous. And the straight
rose dive into the fragrant verdure
Of the spring julep has ceased IN
Mishawaka. All nose divers have
now an opportunity TO verify our
oft-repeated declaration that but
termilk taken in moderation will
rot kill.
The fraulein who teaches german
in the high school is having a hard
task these days keeping the mem
bers of her class in order. The
bright young Americans. imbued
with a healthy spirit Of loyalty. are
protesting with all their might
against being coerced into learning
"a language which they utterly de-
test What's the matter with our
schools, anyway?
a newspaper has found out that
Won Hindenburg is a hard drinker.
Put that isn't the Objectionable
characteristic of his that posters us
most at this time.
William r Hearst wants the
United States TO break with Great
Britain. There are others in the
vicinity OF South Bend, too. But
this country is not especially noted
for doing the things that this class
Of people demands that il do.
Cones bicycle shop has also gone
on the water wagon. 1t is adver-
Using dry cells. What's the matter
with those at the city hall?
At Lasalle. H.. over 1000 men
and boys seized DR.. J. c. Biemann.
pioneer physician, ducked him in
a canal and ordered him out OF the
town because he called Sec'y OF
War Baker a "fathead."
How about the Mishawaka re-
publican who publicly made the re-
mark that he hoped one OF the
german shells would get" the sec
rotary while on a visit 10 Paris?
Whether you take. your extra
daylight on the morning or evening
end OF the day. put it to good use.
and if you have a war garden dis
in il.
Say. milliners. have a heart. lie;
father enjoy tomorrow without
springing an offensive on him.
The advertisements announce
that the Annette Kellermann show
at one Of the Chicago movies is
remarkable for it's natural scenery.
Annette Kellermana has always
been remarkable for her natural
scenery.
We are treating german spies
with such consideration that they
have contempt for us. They expect
20 be killed when detected, why dis