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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04

Boys and girls in eighteen state%~
have planted 10.4f4 ounces of sugary
beet seed supplied them by the Unite
States department of agriculture fov
the purpose of making sugar-beet
sirup. The seed was secured through
the bureau Of plant industry and dis
tribute by the states relations SER
vice to eighteen state leaders OF. boys
aa- girls he Nests ard
West. Each boy or girl receiving N
ice of the seed is pledged to grow
il and to make the heets into strip. 1t
il estimated that. with average yields,
this might result in the home manu-
faCture of more than 5000 gallons
of sirup, which may be used in many
ways as a sugar substitute in general
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04

play third base for tsse Sox. II is
r4Enored that he has reGclNed n fur
Tough from the navy that permits his
entrance in the series as a candidate
for the hot corner.
The Red Sox scouts" tossed a few
pellets in the Comisky lot where the
big series is to open tomorrow at 2:30
o'clock. and then the Cubs took a
workout haunt. The Sex. all of them,
arrived in the evening and strolled
the hotel Hobbies. confident OF victory.
Al The workout of the Chicago
Nationals on Tuesday Manager
Mitchell bit his lip and talked OF
triumph. From his conversation of
the late evening hours 1t was plain to
-surmIae that Vaughn will start in the
opening onslaught against the crimson
hose.
The peerless Killifer will receive
the slants. That much is a conclusion
of general acceptance.
There is a touch of sadness in the
games Of the series, There classic OF
the baseball year marks the passing of
organized baseball from tho realm of
sport 10 the throes Of war, It's work
or fight now Baseball is waiting to
reach the ultimate consumer for the
last time.
So far as attendance Is concerned.
the locals expect a crowd at the open
ing game. Many strangers are in
town There are wayfarers from
Egypt. Paris. Palestine. Cairo. But
these are Illinois communities There
are "A few adventurists from Joliet.
but il is rnnored some of the boys
there are detained. against their win,
attending the touted baseball
classic,
There are critics who think the
series viii fall AS fiat as q bookmark
in an Ohio dictionary. hut the advance
would indicate that IA goodly con
course Will view the play in Chicago.
Talk on the series is limited. One
would think the baseball conflict of
the yea were being kept a secret. 1t
is said that the brand of ball will
SAVIOR of that delicate perfume-the
eau de bologna. But you eve can
tell.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04
%VIRGINIAN BOYS
ARE
Melvin Ellis Wins Ncwsie's Big
Reward.

The old adagc that Luck
means Pluck seemed very true
To N/lyin Ellis, OF 9O4 n. Thirty
Hfth street, yesterday. After de-
liycring The Richmond Virgtnian
To the large number Of customers
on his regular morning route ne
came back to the business section
of Richmond to sell some OF the
best people Of the city the paper
of their choice, and was surprised
10 have IL gentleman give him \
big onc-dollar bill In exchange
for his favoritc paper. The Rich
mond Virginian.
When Melvin returned To the
Office he was rejoicing over his bag
sale. because he needed just. that
much more money q complete
the price Of Il printing press which
he had been wanting for several
weeks. Melvin bought his press
yesterday.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04
TWO


- southwest Of Lille.
The British east OF H~amolain-les-
4 are xix miles southwest OF Douai
TAe British east of Buissy are eight
slnlleo northwest Of Cambria.
To Preach east Of Epenancourt.
where they have crossed the Somme,
~ about nfteen miles due west of St
90ue1ntin.
The French forces that Rave cross
the Canal Du Nord and are in the
OutAkirts of Genyry are seventeen
mtlee west OF La Eere.
The Americans near I~afTaux, north
aaa8 ~ Scissors. ARE twelve miles
northwest OF Iaon.
After the heavy defeat inflicted on
The enemy yesterday" says Field Mar
shAi Haig's night report, our progress
on h battle front between Peronne
-1nd the Sensee river has continued
today and our troops have reached the
general line Ypres- Beaumetz-ies-
Cambrai-Baralle- Rum9court-L<Cluse.
Rear Guards Taken.
Hostile rear guards which resist
ed the advance Of our infantry. have
been captured or driven back with
loss, and heavy casualties have been
inflicted or the r~etreattnE German
columns nv u artillery
4h AAAIkt HNFABeES 0I AtAr FD&EAN IT.
firing in close formation over the
ridge northwest OF Eouancourt were
successfully engaged by our batteries
over open sights
''rn his hurried retreat quantities
OF stores and material ~ all klnas have
been abandoned by the enemy and
have fallen into our hands
A. the result Of = successful OPP
Grafton carried cut this morning south
OF the Lys river. English troops havr
RichehourE-St. NaaSf and estab-
strcr Themselves III trv-rrg 0F ~
Bassee road between that place and
Estaires. which is in our possession.
A number OF prisoners and a few
guns ~ere captured ny rs in. this al.
Our posts have been pushed for
Yard slightly in the western outskirts
Of Lens and east and north Of
Gtvenchy-L%s-Ta Bassee
During the night our troops made
progress northeast Of Steenwerck and
entered W~ulvergherl"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04
% BIT Y
William II StrattOu.

The funeral of William H.. STRAIT
ton seventy-six years old. who died
sunday morning in his home. SIS West
Grace street, was conducted Yesterday
morning at II O'Clock from tho home
and internent was in lakewood. He
was a member of the Otey battery in
the Civil war. He was the oldest en-
ploye of the Richmond. Fredericks-
burg and Potomac railroad. Surviv-
ing him are two daughters, Miss Nora
Stratton n Mrs. Charles Rose,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04
GET GOOD RESULTS AND
ALL MACHINES RETURN

London, Sept 3.-"In addition to
the attacks already reported" SAYS au
air ministry statement issued tonight.
on the hostile aerodrome AT Buhl on
the morning of September =. u
squadron on the same afternoon again
attacked the same objective. Very
good results We're obtained.
The railways at Ehrange was at
tackled from a height of 900 feet and
every bomb obtained 4 direct hil. 4
fire was started in the Burbach works
and very good burst were observed
All machines returned safely"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04

All twenty-three lads and ex-lads,
who share in the worlds series pie for
the Cubs, were in the practice lineup
this afternoon. Mitchell was clad in
citizens toys and seemed "A trife con
~servative when ii came to predictions.
Possibly he didn't want to brag on
his boys.
The Red o contingent. happy and
confident. arrived in a tired condition
shortly after 6 o'clock. 1t seems that
this l~et-handed pitching, so highly
bruited about among the Cub parti-
sans, does not bother the crimson legs.
Tomorrow will tell the tale Of the
opener.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04
SHOULD WALK TO SHOP.
AND SAVE GASOLINE

New York, Sept. 1.-THE use of pri-
vate automobiles to carry business men
from home to office and return, n
of taxis and private cars by women
for shopping, was scored today by
A.C. Bedford, chairman of the nation
al petroleum war service committee,
and the fuel administrator. as being
selfish. They said such use of cars
useless expenditure of. gaso-
line and consequent waste. They
recommend that the subways, elevated
roads and surface ears he used by
men and women who have been &C
cuStomed TO do all their city travelling
in private cars and taxis.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04

AGW Axe ARE as IQilONSs &
Corporation income tax 1884, 00G, 00N
EsstAle tax. .--.-,-.. 10000. 900 (
Freight transportation $4,000. 900
Passenger transportation. & 10000. 600 +
Express transportation. 20, 900, 900 +
III In pipe lines, ..,t... 4.550. 600 +
Pullman seats and berths 5000. 600
Telegraph and telephone
MESA ges ..se...-... 16, 900. 900 I
Insurance 800 u 1000. 0An /
Admissions ....... 100. 6o0. 900 I
Club dues. 100000
Automobile manufactur~
erx, . IN mai
JeweIry, sporting goods
etc. Sn nna np0 I
Luxuries at 10 per cent. So 100 900
Iuxuries AT % per cent.=984.7a5.9nUi
fssofine 40 600 eoo
Yachts and pleasure boats 100000
Stanp taxes A.. Que 600
Tobacco 38o, se4.Aee
Capital stock 70 o 900
on = 900.
Theatres 2I4s0o0
Mai order sales 5A0o 600
Rcvf,rv anevs b~fT,tsra
ana noo, tables 20 900
Htdirr acaaeu3.s 80 200
prxtre~ ucanxn ,ar N noo 0nO
M,rrS.otrr.rs .f oYrars
"a a.nmretnm toao aoo
r.,~a- -, ,nh,rca "a 6en
xfs~. - ,,na a. 80
mc,areSsIam 10 oae 0on
60 - ~ 80
hTiI 80 . !. foi,onms.
y.ca-~ 80 a. - ia
s,,ts.a, ~ 20 ar+
....s, . 80 ~.
~ - - - oon -
- -na.I - . - -
81 $40 nan 80
-. $500 ar
ann 9 aon
= @s n.1
1.nn - 80 "erfls nndar oiehteen
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!. ps.uu r'p - n 1900
-, 49, 80, nnodo.
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1900. go - ,,,fIar-s - 40
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~ 80 nraets
- nrer -rar, n+-ne
- 49, 80 80
II nan ~, wsa~5nn va w amnrnt
= 49, a~nra 80 5nnoyna for
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spec,ns e ~ ps'or 81 .poo, "a. INV 4,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04

London. sept 3.-Twelve German
sirplanes We're brought down by the
British yesterday, the war Office an
nounces. The British lost twenty ma
Tw~enty-four tons or bombs
dropped on various German tar
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04
DEATH

oNI4-Died at his residence. SIS
North Thirtieth street on Monday.
September .. at 3 =. NJ. GEORGE w
poNLY. in the eightr~thlrd year Of
his age.
Funeral services from Trinity NJ
T. church, South. ut 33e O'Clock on
Me1nesdaN. Septemher 4. lalS.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04

responding par; OF the capital invested
in such assets, shall not be deemed {,
be iaadmissible assets.
Invested capital under the hill
means: ny actual cash bonande pale
in for stock or shares; ~ actual cash
value OF tangible property; t3)J pait
In or earned surplus and undivided
profits. not including surplus and un
divided profits earned during the taxa
bic year. t4A intangible property
bona Hds paid IN for stock or shares
prior TO March .. 1917. 50 patents
and copyrights Invested citpita4 does
not auclude borrowed capital nor
tangible property paid for in stock or
shares on or after March 3, 1917,
Rates On Inhcrttanste.
The inheritance \ run from
per cent on estates nor exceeding $50,
Gee Ia 80 per cent ga those In an
cess of sto, Gee. Geo.
The insurance taxes are AZ follows
Eight cents on each Sfoo Of Insurance
under a ne policy. group insurance
" rot more thau twenty-five persons
10 he At the ratio Of four cents or
each 500, and industrial policies 10 be
taxed a. the rate OF 40 per cent OF tho
first weekly premium or % per cent
II the FIRST monthly premium; marine.
inland and IRE Insurance is to be tax
ed one cent on each dollar. or fraction
thereof paid as the premium. casualty
insurance to be az the same rate. The
taxes are 10 he paid nv the Insurance
brokers.
ON whiskcy and similar distilled
spirits The tax is So a gallon on all
Withdrawn Tor sale and $440 on the
amount kept in bond. Perfumes con
tanning distilled spirits i'm ported int
Che United States are 20 pay at the
Of $3.50 per gallon An whiske>
which the tax has been paid
pTy IN addftT0ETT "T0Or lax 0F
s. 50 per gallon 4 intended 20 be sold
as a beverage, IL intended to be sold
for the manufacture Of any article to
be sold, the TAX VIII he S22o per gal
Distrfiled beverages hereafter pro
must raE a floor n of fifteen
cents per gallon
Beer and Wine.
The tax on beer, ale. porter and
other similar fe~meptcd liquors Is
AT SIS a barrel of thirty -one gal
Ions.
Wine from grapes containing not
more than II per cent alcohol. viii
taxed sixteen cents a gallon; VIM
containing more than IA per cent al
p n not over II per cent. forty
cents a gallon. wines containing over
u per cent and not more than "a per
ST n gallon; wines containing
than - per cent alcohol viii be
ia sszei IS distilled spirits. Each bot
lie Of champagne or sparkling wine.
twelve cents for each half pint. each
Of arttncially carbonated wine.
six cents per half pint each bottle Of
or cordiais. SIN cents per
half pint.
Sweet wines will paw al the rate
Of twenty cents a gallon floor tax on
grape brandy or Apirits used in The
ratification. and a floor tax of thirty
cents a gallon on ali grape brandy or
win spirits withdrawn by a producer
Of sweet wines for the purpose Of forti-
6catian.
The admission tax TO theatcrs and
other places Of amusement is two cents
for each ten cents or fraction thereof
paid Tor admission. on free adfnis-
the same tax is imposed. Ticket
so - 800 q - In 81 AAI aA L- 49,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04
GRuhDY SUCCEEDS

fContinued. from FRS, Page)
nominations closed. and MIR. Peters
was UNANIMOUSLY reelected, for the
seventh consecutive time as presiding
officer of the lower branch Of eonn-
ell.
Councilman rnlauf. Of Clay ward.
nominated Fred II. Powell, of Lee
ward, Tor The place OF vlce-present.
His speech WAS short and pertinent,
and touched Mr.. Powell plainly, for
in his acceptance Of the honor, he
indicated t3rat he felt keonly the ex-
'presstons q confidence imposed upon
him by his fellow workers.
In ACCEPTING the election Mr.. Peters
took occasion to refer TO the serious
business before the body. He pointed
to the sp1hndid work of the previous
council IN it's efforts to bring the city
government within a reasonable and
efficient status. Through the work
tngs Of the new charter. which N
termed a system. he anticipated more
tangible results. and he realized the
enormous responsibilities which now
rest upon the shoulders Of the present
council
All Are Politicians.
Every good citizen should take an
in his city. said Nj. Peters.
and every good citizen must be a
politician Ne-FfAaH ca}t-ia himself
nor his city Justice unless he does
AXE an interest IN the welfare OF the
j g.-and-1he- Observation-Disclosures
have just been given the first oppor-
tunitX in the history OF the city to re-
fleet their sentiment in public matters.
this body finds Itself now morally
obligated 10 go about the business of
city TO it's best ability"
on motion Of Councilman Mills a
resolution permitting the Richmond
college to erect a one-story moss hall
the old college campus at IAm-
hardy and Broad streets. for use dur
ing the war, was adopted and a SINH
lar resolution. offered by President
giving the same rights to the
Medical College Of Virginia. was pass
I'd.
- special CnnsnIttees--
Councilman Rose. patron of the
measure which resulted In the new
charter. offered a resolution creating
Il special committee of seven, 10 pre-
pare ordinances and resolutions to
with the requirements Of the |
charter. which are TO be presented
the ordinance committee for action, |
WIS laaoRted Fire COMMITTEES cna |
braced Messrs. Rose, Peters. Powell
iiaddon, OF ommon council, and
Aessra. Adams, Fuller and Workman,
Of the board of aldermen. 1t is likely
that this committee will be reappoint-
The rules of the previous council
were adopted, and the new body ad
Journed to meet al the call Of the
president.
Aldermen Organize.
A short while later tho board OF
aldermen assem bled Clerk Mcdowell, i
in calling this branch OF city coun
Gil together said
"a. IL bsG 10 staie-that t~his4neeting -has
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04

t.eOrgc W. nonIN.

The funeral of George W. Doniy,
who died Monday in his home, SIS
North Thirtieth street win be rom
Quoted this afternoon at so o'clock.
Mr., Donly was in the eighty-third
year of his age.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04


new things IN which n tax ia To he
levieS and collected.
In the report of the committee &C
company3ng the bill it ~ shown that
the largest revenue which IL expected
to be derived from the new taxes viii
come from the war-profts and excess
pronts tax. The yield from these taxes
n estimated al $4,000, 100000. The
mex largest will be the Individual In
come tax. which is expected 10 pro
duce sl,4s2,1S6. 0oo. Then comes the
tax on beverages. which is TO Weld
SI.l57, 0ao. 600.
Other estimated from the
new taxes are as follows:
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04

Because he refused to sell his ideals
to the German government, Saith
Gourdji Boy. former president of the
Ottoman Official News Agency, is a
refugee in this country. The journal
LIST hed from Turkey late in 1914. but
the authorities refused to permit his
wife and two children TO follow him.
They are now in France.
(c) Underwood & Underwood.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04

TODAY IN no liyh4.nf no aaanrot -
vance a4one-onc Inrftaa ta,+I. -. =
that conversely l., 10 -anr~at rs
OF the Germans u,{th ~ Ga uafa -
line as tho "nren.,na rospttn,s -,
.tifv the retreatlnr ana disor..ruo.
units.
| Fpr the prssa,t -fbo s,ootea So
tion. of the u413tar. nbsnrvors 10 -
directed ,othe are4 mar ors srarnd
Lille.
The british drove aeat,s, ,h;s ,ro
two wears aqo ,y{th - avna ohs~a
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04
THE WEATHER
I ntfed States Weather Bureau.
Department Of Agricultural

Washington. Sept. Forecast
Virginia-Partiy cloudy Wednesday
showers in southwest portions: Thurs
day fair in east. shower in west
portion.
Caroline and South Caro-
lna-Showers Wednesday and Thurs
day except fair Wednesday on the
coast. -
Local temperature Yesterday.
IL noon temperature ........ 76
} +. NJ. temperature ..-. So
\ +. NJ. temperature .......... 80
Maximum temperature to s r. M. So
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04

Many a mans. originality is due to
defective memory.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04

must have preceded driving the
herutanS out of the Queant switch,
the trenches of this switch are
stated to he eemeuted to u deuth
OF twelve feet and the same i~ said
TO be true of the line all the way
TO points opposite Rheims.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04
REVENUE MEASURE

Continued from FIRST page,.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04

Continues. from FRS, rage)
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-09-04

CONTINUED. from flrst age
nominations closed. and MIR, Peters
was UNANIMOUSLY reelected, for the
consecutive time as presiding
of the lower branch Of eoun-
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1918-12-18

at the risk of his life. Paul Dehnel
with his Hun paper expected to find
a harbor il Glencoe, when Uncle Sam
took him in hand. 1t should not be
lost sight of that Hun element in
Glencoe and surrounding territory is
also ardenSly profoundly. These
all along been whimpering about mob
rule in Minnesota. Law and order to
them in mob rule but when these Hun
Townleyites undertake to mob a sew
enty years old American, that is not
mob rule but simply kaiser rule, we
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1918-12-18
GLENCOE'S DISGRACE

1t appears that the war is not over
in Minnesota. The disgraceful af-
Fair at Glencoe in which several Huns
ran down and all but murdered DIR.
Roper severity years old and secret
airy OF the Mcleod county Red Cross
organization. DR.. Roper's record is
one of unalloyed patriotism but Glen
zoe bears reputation almost worse
than New Ulm and man who is an
active American there is so, it seems
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1918-12-18
take it.-Frankli1 Tribune.
NELS AXLUND KILLED

Tuesday Nels Axlund received tel
agram from the War Department in
forming him that his nephew, Tollif
J. Peterson, had been wounded in ac-
ton on Sunday, September 10th. De-
gree undetermined. Tollif is men,
Der of machine gun battalion but
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1918-12-18

his turn came Tollif heard a rumor
that aliens would not be accepted for
the army so he Immediately applied
for and secured his first citizense-,
papers. He said he wouldn't hide be-
hind Norway when Uncle Sam needed
him. Morgan Messenger.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1918-12-18

ward prompt reports. 1t might be
interesting in connection with this re-
port to state that Tollif was among
the early draftees from Redwood Co.
At the time he registered he was an
alien, having came over from Mon
way few years ago. Shortly before
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1918-12-18

his address is not known to the AK
lund family. Tollif's friends hope
that he recovered from his wounds
weeks ago. The information on this
casualty came about ten weeks after
it happened which shows that it was
impossible for the Commander to for
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1918-12-18
FOR DAD

FLASH LIGHTS
MATCH BOXES
CARVING SETS
THERMOMETER
TOOLS
TOOL CHEST
POCKET TOOL KITS
WASH BASKETS
CUSPIDORS
SHAVING MIRRORS
SHAVING SET AND
RAZORS
MANICURE SET
ALARM CLOCKS
REVOLVERS
GUNS AND RIFLES
KNIFES
COLLAPSIBLE CUPS
THERMOS BOTTLE
AND CASES
CARPET SWEEP RS
AND BOXES
FISHING TACKLE
FOOT WARMERS
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-02-23
OFFICIAL ORDER
By Federal Food Administrators for
Florida

No dealer or broker handling eggs
in the state of Florida shall on or af-
ter March 4th, 1918, ship, sell, or Of
fer for sale, in the state of Florida, in
containers Or cases, any eggs which
have been preserved in cold storage
for a period of 21 days or more, un.
less such cases or containers bear in
bold and distinct display the words,
"Cold Storage" No retail dealer In
eggs shall on and after March 4th,
1918, sell or offer for sale in less than
original packages or in cartons, any
cold storage eggs as specified above,
unless each and every egg sold shall
bear in bold and legible imprint the
words "Cold Storage" No dealer will
be allowed to make combinations of
"cold storage" eggs and strictly fresh
eggs for any sales, whether whole
sale or retail. Braxton Beacham,
Food Administrator for Florida.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-02-23
A DISEASE AND A REMEDY

'Morbus Sabbaticus is disease pc
culiar to church-goers. The attack
comes on every Sunday; no symptoms
are felt on Saturday night; the patient
sleeps well, eats a hearty breakfast,
but about churchtime the attack comes
on and continues until after the serv-
ices are over for the morning. Then
the patient feels easy and eats a
hearty dinner. In the afternoon he
feels much better, and is able to take
a walk and talk politics; but about
churchtime in the evening he gets
another attack and stays at home. He
retires early, sleeps well, and awakes
on Monday refreshed and able to go
to work, and has no symptoms of the
disease until next Sunday.
"The writer suggests a remedy: On
Sunday rise at seven o'clock, use
plenty of cold water. Then mix and
take internally dose composed of
equal parts of the following ingred-
tents, viz: VIII, Push, Energy, De-
termination, Respect for the Lords
Day, Respect for the Lords Book,
Respect for the Lords House. Stir
well. Repeat the dose every three
minutes till churchtime, unless relief
comes sooner.
'If the day is stormy, an external
application of overshoes, rubber coats
and umbrellas will be beneficial. Try
it. t."-Ephiphany Star.