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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
By Robert J Horton O. S9/W

| overallS on they toller him around.
Cafeterias is for the plutocracy"
"They amt any worse than these
counter houses where you 60 up and
get your grub on little tray and
then set down somewhere's out
front where the cashier can watch
you eat it."
That's right" agreed Bill, absent
mindedly putting few dabs of paint
on the wall before him. They got
one secret, though, that if l knew I'd
never have to do another tap of
work"
What secret is thet?" asked Hank
eagerly.
"The secret of the corn beef hash"
"The corn beef hash! You mean
what's in it?'
mo, everybody knows what's in
it, or rather, what AMT in it. That
amt the secret"
Come on, Bill, what IS the sec
ret?" A
Bill lowered his voice to hoarse
whisper. "The secret is what keeps
it together"
"Ah" breathed Hank. "Sure
enough. I've often wondered how
they kept it SO much thicker then
the other soup"
They tell me- continued Bill,
"that the girls in them places is laid
up half the time with nervous pros
tration."
Work is so hard, I suppose"
mo, it amt the work; it's the
measuring"
THE measuring"
"Sure, the measuring; that's~What
| said. Ever notice EN- measure? Go
into one of 'em some morning and
order oatmeal. The first spoonful is
a cinch, they just slap that in: but
the second-holy smoke! They
can't fill it up full because then you'd
be getting too much and common
decency prevents their putting in too
little, and yet they want to make
the dish look somewheres near full
and-Weli then they juggle. It's the
juggling and worry attached to it
that gets their nerves. But prunes
is the worse. If you want to be con-
siderate of the help, don't ever order
/ prunes" 81
How does it come they are SO
bad, Bill?'
well, you see, they usually put
in five prunes. At least, it used to
be five. amt had any in a long
time, so maybe it's only four now.
But that amt it. As long as they
are hull prunes everything is all
right. But every now and then they
come to a half or a quarter prune
that's been wounded, see. If they
accidentally get it in the dish the
stuff is off. They don't know what
to do! They don't know whether to
leave it i'll and put in another hull
prune, thus giving you FIVE and
halt prunes. or to take it out and
put i'll hull prunc, or to Just leave
It there and call it a hull srune.
Think of the strainw
"Why no wonder they GET ner-
vous prostration," exclaimed Bill.
ITS worse than painting!%
Bill eyed his fellow worker scri-
ously. Listen, Hank, there's only
two things you can get in one OF
them places that is anywhcre's near
like they used to be in quality and
quantity"
What's them?' asked Hank.
Coffee and doughnuts. The cot
Zee never was any good in the FIRST
place ard IT'S damned hard to TAM
I ner much with dou1hnut
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
MRS HOHENZOLLERN.

As the Bundle Bee goes to press
the report comes that the German
empress has left the Potsdam palace
and has gone to live with her son,
Eitel Friedrich. The empress had
a big week of it. Last Sunday she
was reported so i'll that her life was
despaired of, and with her husband
off in Holland it didn't look very
nice at all. On Tuesday she seems
to have recovered so much that she
was able to join William in Hol-
land. And on Thursday she was
spirited out of Germany in an
aeroplane, which took her to Switz-
erland or Spain or somewhere.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
TAKES NO CHANCES.

Herman Wright of Woolrich, Me-,
who makes two or three trips day
over the state road while hauling
wood to the Bath market, drives a
horse-d drawn cart, but to avoid being
run down by speeding Automobiles
he has a looking glass rugged on a
tall rod so that he can keep an eye
out behind, and when he gets anx-
ious he sounds an auto horn beside
him on the seat.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
Famous United States Sculptor Does His Bit at Hog Island
After Stone Cutter

csc government for the imperial
museum at Toxic; Defense Of the
Flag" a soldiers monument erected
at Peoria, ILL.,; the statue of Robert
G. lngersoll at Peoria, ILL.,; the
monument erected by the state of
Iowa on the Shiloh battlefield; the
monument erected by the state of
Mississippi on the battlefield at
Vicksburg; the Senator Shoup
statue in the Hail of Fame. Wash
ington, D. c. and many other works
of conspicuous merit.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
BY ROBERT J. HORTON.
Thanksgiving! ,
: should be a world holiday this

4 should be world holiday this
Teryone has something for
:, (which to be thankful, What's
J. At? The x-kaiser? Yes, he
comhould be thankful, too--that he's
Stealive. -.
tur, Never since that first Thanksgiv-
tio,ing in New England in 1921. when
FL Governor Bradford proclaimed a
d, day of prayer and rejoicing in
4 celebration of the bounteous har-
vest, has America had so much for
which to be really and truly thank
full.
The war is ended That is the
thing, but not the big thing. The
big thing is that the ends for which
this country entered the conflict
have been achieved.
Whole World Rejoices.
America has this year given the
whole world reason for rejoicing
reason for observing with it this
day of Thanksgiving. 1t is, not i'm
probable but what in time to come
other nations will observe this &C.
casion in the same measure and to
the same<purpose that we do.
And whether they proclaim the
day or not, they most certainly are
observing it this year.
For are they not eating American
wheat and American meat?
And, in view of what we have &C
complished for the peoples of the
earth in the interests of humanity
we should add this to our Thanks
giving prayer:
Il am thankful that l am an
American
Here Are Reasons.
Think of the reasons, man! Just
tc live here in this great big coun-
try-this' great, broad, generous
country with its fertile fields, its
lakes and rivers, its mountains, its
vast open places, and its farhung
skies. Why, the very kind of a
land we have got typihes Liberty
And to give the very thing that
we live and breathe to the world
to the oppressed peoples of Russia,
Austria Hungary, Germany! To
break the chains of tyranny; to
shatter the letters of autocracy
Some gift!
Why, heretofore, the poorest
prospeetor in the great desert
wastes of Arizona or Nevada,
threading his way about the yucca
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24

MENLLI II % y y IN
zone Hundred Thousand Seek to
Buy Tickets to Europe Since Sign
ing of Armistice," says headline.
We suggest a song for them:
And we won't 60 over
IT'LL It's over -
Over there"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
Well Look Into This.

Peace is all very we'll, but Mabelld
says she notices they haven't re.
duced the price of chocolate almond
bars to the old Scent standard yet.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
A Soft Answer.

S. A. Westing without provoca-
ton assaulted the publisher of
The Sunbeam this morning and in
the melee our map was more or
less mussed up and our thinker
was also somewhat joggled, and
if this issue of The Sunbeam is
not quite so bright as usual we
know our readers will overlook
it and hope for better things.
-Kenesaw (Neb. } Sunbeam.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
A SUGGESTION

Doane Powell, the cartooniac, has
an idea for new German flag. "a
red flag with streak of yellow
running through it," he SEE.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
The Empire.


Some fools there were and they made
their prayer
(Never did you or y
To a kaiser, crown prince and tunkers
rare
We called them the rascals who did not
care,
But the fools, they called them their
rulers fair.
(Never did you or II
oh, the tears they waste and the years
they waste.
And the work Of their-head and hand.
Were all for the brutes who did not care,
And now they know they never could
care,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
Going Some.

The ex-crown prince ''cried like a
baby" was shot and killed by a
soldier" Joined his father in Hol-
land" Committed suicide" Joined
his troops at the front" and became
a raving maniac" all in the last 10
days.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
CASEY.

Kansas City had to "bawl out"
the individuals and firms who
didn't come across right for the u.
w. w. drive. Nothing like that in
Omaha.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
CALL EOD CADI

CALL FOR CARL.
What has become, we wonder, of
Carl Rosner, the kaiser's personal
press agent, who used to write those
heroic things about him for the
newspapers.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24

does When he
pays S. for one
himself.
S O me men
are so set in
their ways that
they can't take
t h cir plac e
among the up
per elias S e S
after they have
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
NO INDEEDl

Anyway, the ex-kaiser didn't have
to listen to an address of welcome
when he arrived in Holland.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
YES INDEED

There is vast difference be,
tween the U. w. w. campaign and
the |. w. w. campaign.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24

made money.
A good tailor can correct most OF
Mother Natures mistakes.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
CHORUS

So damn the German kais~
To He'll with every Hun.
Let's push along to Berlin
And keep them on the run.
Don't hearken to their peace-talk;
They're rotten to the core.
Well settle all peace details
After the War
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
Whadda You Think

After lying awake all night try-
ing to think up something for The
Bundle Bee, Doane Powell came in
and said he thought the best Cor
worst) punishment for the kaiser
would be to make him have his RAM
pant moustaches shaved off so peo-
pie wouldn't recognize him. We told
him frankly that we did not con-
slider this adequate punishment. We
suggested that the kaiser be brought
to Omaha and be compelled to stand
somewhere on Sherman avenue
every night between II and II
o'clock and wait for Sherman ave-
niue car.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24

After the War is over,
After the hghting's past,
Universal Peace comes
A century to last.
No more Hohenzollerns,
No more Hapsburg rule,
No more Turkish massacres,
No more Kultur school,
No more crucihxions
Ever shall be seen,
No more baby butchers,
No more submarine,
No more raping women,
No more children torn,
No more German herceness
Ever shall be borne.
CHORUS.
So damn the German Kaiser,
To He'll with every Hun,
Let's push along to Berlin
And keep them on the run.
lDon't hearken to their peace-talk;
They're rotten to the core.
Well settle all peace details
After the War.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24

After the War is over
Prosperity'll come apace;
No further world dominion
By the accursed race;
No Shaving by weak nations.
But liberty for all;
No crushing populations
Beneath the tyrant's thrall;
No worthless scraps of paper
Instead of treaties strong;
No nations pledges broken
For country, right or wrong,
But truth always prevailing,
Deceitful pacts no more,
Democracy triumphant,
Mankind assured from wa.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
aDpnibl8 aR$9aR5nz5zings'
CROWN PRINCE ESCAPES!

A dispatch from Berne says the
Reuter- correspondent at Stockholm
of the Tagliche Schnappsblatt met
Russian, just over from Petrograd,
who stated that a rumor was cur
rent there that a dispatch from
Rome declared that the former Ger
man crown prince had escaped from
Germany in a submarine down the
Rhine.
MAGGIE's MEDITRr1ONs.
A man makes more fuss when
his wife pays $50 for a hat than he
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
After the War
By ]. A. L. WADDELL
Engineer Illinois Central Bridge, Omaha

For German, Austrian, Turk;
May retribution reach them
Wherever they may Turk!
CHORUS.
So damn the German Kaiser,
To He'll with every Hun.
Let's push along to Berlin
And keep them on the run.
Don't hearken to their peace-talk
They're rotten to the core,
Well settle all peace details
After the War.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24

After the War is over
Dire punishment is due
The Kaiser and his minions.
And the Crown Prince, too.
No penalty's severe enough
To expiate their crime;
No indignity's sufficient
To match the cheek sublime
OF Kaiser Wilhelm's claiming
Partnership NIT Colt,
A terrible alliance,
unwarranted, l. wot.
SO here's to castigation
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
Great Sayings.

"Of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
1t might have BEEN"
w J. BRYAN
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-11-24
MERELY A SUGGESTION.

And did not understand.
Evening star., 1918-07-07
Improved Order of Red Men.

The great sachem has appointed to
install the elective chiefs of the vari:
Gus tribes and councils the following:
Usage Tribe. L. H. Bergman; Seneca
Tribe. W. c. Smoot: Idaho Tribe. J, D..
Bragunier: Sioux Tribe. J. Heidenhei-
mer; Redwing Tribe. Charles scherer;
White Eagle Council. J. P. RAIDER; Lo-
gan Tribe. Robert Strobel; Mineola
Tribe. J. c. Duke; White Eagle Tribe.
q. Briscoe: osceoia Tribe, W. e. os-
mond: Idaho Council. w. B. Garner.
and Waneta Council. c. g. storm.
Great Sachem Boyer 10 reported to
be slowly convalescing from the ILL.,
ness which has confined him to the
house for the past two weeks.
The election of chiefs of Seneca
Tribe resulted as follows: Prophet.
BILE: senior sycamore. M. F. Duffeille,
junior sycamore, ]. v. Garner; chief
Of records. ]. B. Altman (twentieth
annual consecutive term): collector OF
wampum, W. A. Eliason (ifth con-
secutive term): keeper of wampum.
Jacobson etertained the members with
comic recitations. Visitors were pres
ent from Indiana and Massachusetts,.
A card has been received from
George E. custard Of Osceola Tribe
announcing his safe arrival in France.
that he is we'll and that he is attached
to Company D. 14sth Infantry. Be-
fore entering the service he was press
representative for Osceola Tribe of
Tenleytown.
z n
of Idaho Council, No. 1. Degree of
Pocahontas. has placed her report in
the hands of the great chief of rec
ords. 1t ts the hrst of all the subor-
dinate bodies in the city. and this rec
ord. 1t 10 said. she has maintained for
six consecutive terms. or three years.
ILL.,
Evening star., 1918-07-07
Order of the Eastern Star.

Takoma Chapter, No. IL. will have
a program of entertainment Friday
evening and will then. probably. call
of its second meeting in July and
those scheduled for August. AT its
last meeting six candidates received
the degrees and Martha Chapter quar-
tet, composed of Mrs. White. Miss
Scherger. Mr.. Mellish and Mr.. Rich
ardson, accompanied by Mrs. Austin.
furnished special music. Miss Edith
Williams, associate conductress Of
Columbia Chapter, No. Is, assisted
later In the entertainment. Mrs. AL
cena Lamond, general grand treas
urer: Mrs. Cora P. Mayberry. asseei-
Crawford. associate grand conduc-
tress, were present. Mrs. Annie E.
Langley presented to the chapter a
service flag with one star, represent
ing Lieut.. Kimball, on active service
somewhere in France" The chapter,
which has contributed to the Red
Cross, SIG, will give a lawn party
Wednesday. at the residence of Mrs.
Lucy Feldman for the same cause.
Mizpah Chapter. No. 8. has called of
its meetings during July and August.
The matron has planned to advance
the line of officers the first meeting
in October.
Fidelity Chapter. No. 10. Tuesday
evening will have degree work and
then take a recess until the first
meeting scheduled for September. 1t
recently held lawn party at the
home of Matron Rich, which was well
attended.
Evening star., 1918-07-07

tion has not yet been fixed. but active
preparations for 1t will begin now
and go on just the same.
The annual Grotto excursion to
Chesapeake Beach has been set for
August II and Prophet Harry Taylor
will head the committee on arrange
ments. This. also Is an elaborate fea-
ture for which much unusual, fun is
provided.
Past Master BILLY" Wales will be
in charge of the NJ. M. degree in Daw-
son Lodge, No. 16. tomorrow evening.
The e. A. and f. C. degrees are sched-
uled for July %.
The Fraternity Band. composed en-
reorganfzed, and Prof. A. Samuels has
been chosen as director. The hall
over the Builders Exchange. I'll 18th
street northwest, has been secured for
rehearsals every Wednesday at pm.
1t has been decided to increase the size
of the band. and Masons generally
have been asked to recommend breth-
rem of musical talent and experience.
The present organization Is officered
as follows: President. F. E. Blood,
212 Upshur street northwest: vice
president. Henry Juenemann: secre-
tary-treasurer. w. NJ. Williams. 724 I
street southeast.
The new band will play for the ben
eft of the mothers and kiddies at
Camp Good VIII Saturday afternoon.
upon the invitation of the navy yard
committee having the entertainment
in charge. ~
High Priest George R. Davis an
nounces that following the Mark de-
gree in Mount Vernon Royal Arch
Chapter. No. 8. tomorrow evening, the
chapter will probably call off its con-
vacation until that nf Canferpher %
Mithras Lodge of Perfection of the
Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite
announces a special meeting for
Tuesday evening, due to an unex-
pected demand for the degrees.
Croix. and Robert de Bruce Council,
Knights Kadosh, have already called
OF their meetings for their summer
vacations, but It looks now as II
special sessions Of both may be rem
dered necessary.
stansbury Lodge, No. "a. will have
the E. A. degree tomorrow evening.
and Will officiate also as the war
lodge" at Masonic Temple Saturday.
starting at pm: and presenting the
e. A. F. C. and M. NJ. degrees. Re-
freshments will be served between
the latter at pm.
st. Johns Lodge. No. II, Friday even
ing will have the NJ. NJ. degree present.
ed by a cast of militant Masons. all Of
whom are wearing the uniform of
their country. Clinton F. Snyder. senior
warden Of Cosmopolitan Lodge. No.
s72, of Port Arthur. Tex. will be the
acting master; A. F. Harper. master
of w. H. Fies Lodge, No. 722. of Bir-
mingham. Ala. will be the senior
warden: Alvin T. Krogh of Minnehaha
Lodge. No. IS. Of Minneapolis, Minn..
Junior warden; George w. Wilson.
Junior warden Of Hebron Lodge. No.
a13, of New York city, senior deacon:
H. P. Pettingell of Olive Branch
Lodge. No. 81, Westville. Conn. junior
deacon: NJ. A. HURT OF Upton Lodge.
No. 33. Logansport. Ind. senior stew
ard. and Mr.. Gephart of Minerva
Lodge, No. 80, Miamisburg, Ohio.
junior steward. The occasion will be
unique in many respects.
Evening star., 1918-07-07
Green Manure for Garden.
More Canned Goods Than Ever.

First step-Get Jars and tops. clean
them and have them ready for use.
Second step-Have new rubber rings
ready to put the seal on your canned
products.
Third step-conveniently arrange
canning outfit and other equipment.
A determination to save food and
help your country. coupled with
plentiful supply of fresh vegetables
and fruits. If carefully managed by
safe and sanitary methods, VIII give
results that are successful and salts
flying.
canning, preserving, jelly making,
drying and other conserving methods
viii be sent free on request to the
United States Department of Agr1cul-
ture, Washington. D. c.
Evening star., 1918-07-07
~ Eratern1t1es& y

secretary: 3. N. Davis. financial sec
retary; w. B. Randall, treasurer: Past
Grand Master irving r. Schwtnger,
right supporter to the noble grand;
8. w. Hawkins. warden; Wilton
Harvey, chaplain; Charles e: Clark.
supporter to the vice grand. The
term reports showed an increase in
finances and membership the past
six months.
Golden Rule Lodge. No. 81. at its
last meeting had its officers installed,
Past Grand Master William ]. Hope.
assisted by Grand Secretary Frank e.
Rapp, Past Grands A.. J. 8. Dixon. r.
p. McMullen, w. II. Davis, W. Roy
Grand George R. Black Of Central, No.
Norway, noble grand; George F.
Pfrimmer, vice grand: H c. R. Bohnke,
recording secretary; C. e. Bartlett.
treasurer: W. II. Ledbetter, conductor:
w: B. Berlin, right supporter to the
noble grand: L. S. Kann, left supporter
to the noble grand; Col. P. H. Leary.
chaplain; J: s; Allison. inside guar
guardian: W. H. Rogers and r. Van
derschaaf. right and left supporters
to, the vice grand. Past Grand Master
William j. Hope acted. as installing
OIucer 1or Pa6t Grand James e.
Chamberlin. who was unable to be
present.
Grand Patriarch R. E. Plymale, as
sisted by Grand Encampment officers,
installed the officers Of the several
encampments at a joint Installation
In the eneampment room of I. Q. o. F.
Temple Wednesday evening. The oc-
casion brought together the largest
gathering of encampment members
known in the history of the encamp-
ment branch. Grand Patriarch Plymale
delivered the address of the evening.
reviewing the work of his administra-
tion as grand patriarch. which will
close July 16.
At the meeting Of Columbia Lodge,
No. 10, Thursday evening. officers-
elect for the ensuing term will be In
stalled by Past Grand Wilton Harvey
OF Langdon Lodge, No. 26, assisted by
past grands from his lodge.
The Ladies' Auxiliary Of Canton
Washington. will meet Tuesday even
ing at the homo of Mrs. A M. Gates,
sos North Carolina avenue southeast.
Evening star., 1918-07-07

Syracusians Lodge. No. 10, dedicated
its honor roll Of members in the mill
tary service of the United States
Friday evening. The regulation
services were supplemented with a
short musical and literary program,
s. H. jacobson. Talbot Pullixxi. Miss
Meininger and others participating.
Refreshments were served.
Tho general relief bureau Satur-
day evening took a recess until the
fall months.
Much interest IL reported in the
forthcoming excursion of the ways
and means committee to Chesapeake
Beach July 16.
Syracusians Lodge, No. 10, had a
visit at its last convention from
Myron H. Adams. one Of its members
who has been in the naval service
abroad for the past year, and who Is
home on q short furlough.
Evening star., 1918-07-07
Shepherds Of Bethlehem.

National Lodge. No. 2. recently lect-
ed officers as follows: Commander.
Emma Run; vice commander. M.
Riley: past commander, M. Licarione:
marshal. NJ Mansfield; chaplain, An
ma Benner; outside guard. Elisabeth
Harrison; trusted for eighteen months.
Irene Bailey: representative to su-
preme Lodge. NJ. c.. Sweeney; alter
nate. M. Licarione. Later the lodge
entertained its deputy supreme COM
mander, Mamie Steves, 1t being her
birthday. A bouquet was presented
by NJ Riley and cake by e. ".
Kearns. her daughter. She was pre-
sented by the lodge with a silver
bread tray and a cut glass dish.
Toasts were given by M. Mckee and
Emma Ruiz.
Fruit, ice cream and cake were
served. Those present were Mrs. N
Licarione and granddaughter Dorothy,
IL c., Stoves and grandson, Mrs Dm-
ma Run. Mrs. Sweeney, Mrs. Steves,
Mrs. Riley, Mrs. Harrison and Mr2
Mckee.