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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Mr.. Cicero Crowder. who will act in
the capacity of office deputy, for
sheriff S. A. Bratcher, was in town
Tuesday. MIR. Crowder will move his
family here September /.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Mrs. A. c. Porter has been appoint
ed chairman of the local Womans'
National Council of Defense. Young
ladies wanting to take up army nurs-
ing my be advised of procedure by
consulting Mrs. Porter.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

FOR SALE-High bred pacing
stallion. PAGES a mile in 2 minutes
and IL seconds. Expect to sell at a
sacrifice. Address
DIR. l.. b. BEAN,
St2 Hartford, Ky.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

The local exemption board has re-
ceived orders to send fifty men to
Camp Taylor Aug. 80. These men will
be taken from both the 1917 and
1913 registrants.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

We want a number of additional
and will furnish the
paper, stamps and stationery to cor
respondents who will write regular
ly for us.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Every boy who has become Fl
wears old since June the fifth must
register with the local board here
tomorrow. This includes those whose
birthday is August "a, 1918.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Mr.. and Mrs. Byron Foster, of
Coalmont, Tenn, are with Mr.. Fos-
ter's mother at the Foster house. Mr..
Foster will remain here pending a
call for army service.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Mr.. and Mrs. Noble Baird and little
children. of the Washington commun-
ity visited Mrs. Baird's father, Mr..
ID. S. Bennett and family, here Sum
day.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Misses Virginia Fair and Margaret
Ingram, of Chattanooga, Tenn, are
spending the week with Mrs. Emma
Thomas and Mr.. Will Fair.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Rev. A. d. Litchfield is conducting
a revival meeting at Prentiss. The
meeting began Sunday a week ago
and is still in progress.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

We make a speciality of reporting
school news of interest to teachers
and patrons, and every teacher in the
county should be on our subscription
LIST
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

In order to prepare your meals
without suffering from heat buy one
of those good oil stoves from AC-
TON BROS. ''A
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Service will be withdrawn from
all telephone subscribers who fail
70 nav their dues by the 10th OF the
month PERD CASEBIER,
stA Manager.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

DR.. r. b. Pendleton went to Owens
boro today with Mrs. Hezekiah Ward,
of Nocreek, where she will be oper-
ated on for gallstones.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

We have the greensboro Wagons
None better on the market. ACroN
BROS. Uz'
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Edward Ford, son of DR.. e. w.
Ford, who has been employed at
Hazard, KY, returned home last
week
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Mrs. e. w. Monkey and children
of Illinois, are visiting Mrs. Mox-
ley's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Alex
May, at Olaton.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Mrs. r. j. Mitchell, of greensboro,
arrived at Centertown Saturday, to
be the guests of relatives.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

DR.. f. w. Patterson and family
of Louisville. visited relatives in the
county last week.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Mrs. T. f. McQuary, of Bells Run,
visited Mr.. and Mrs. w. III. Gillespie
of this place Wednesday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Mr.. and Mrs. Tarlton Lloyd, of
Narrows, were guests Saturday of
Mrs. Loyd's sister, Mrs. f. p. Moore.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Rev. and Mrs. w. II. Foreman re-
turned Saturday from visit at their
old home at Barretts Ferry.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Mrs. Anna Lashbrook went to
greensboro today where she will
spend some time with relatives.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Cant. Earl Bennett, of Owensboro,
was the guest of his brother MT
Ramey Duke, the first of the week.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

The Goshen school will give an ice
cream supper Saturday night for the
benefit of the district library.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

DIR. C. w. Felix, of Nelson. was the
guest of his brother, Mr.. F.. l.. Felix
Saturday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

The city council should cut the
weeds on the streets or repeal the
stock law and let the cows do 1t.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

DR.. w. l.. Lawlace and Mr.. Ava
Petty, of Narrows, were In town
Tuesday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Miss Carrie Stevens and Mr.. w.
II. Brizantine, of Greenville, are the
Institute guests of Miss Norine Black.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Mr.. and Mrs. C. e. Morrison OF
Greensboro, were guests of Mrs H.
It. Haynes and daughter, Miss bea-
trice, Sunday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Misses Sallye and Ida Shuts are
spending the week with their aunt,
Mrs. II. b. Stun, at Paradise.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Dry Batteries can be had at AC-
TON BROS. 7t2
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

II you are in need of good range
or cook Stove at money saVihs 80
TO ACTON BROS. w.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

A recent government order forpids
us to give away single copy Oh the
Republican.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Mr.. and Mrs. Logan Felix and
family of near Cromwell, visited reia-
tiyes here Saturday and Sunday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Mr.. S. T. Bowen. Of Rockport, was
among our visitors Saturday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Mrs. Ramey Duke is visiting her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. b. w. stewart
near Select.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Miss Mary Ashby, of Simmons, is
spending the week with Mr.. and
Mrs. G. Il. Smith.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Miss Beatrice Haynes and mother
spent the day IN Owensboro tues
day.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

II you want poplar kindling wood
see JACK SHORT.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Mr. J. II. Helton and son, Romney,
of Magyar, called on us while in town
yesterday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Get your bale-ties from w. f
ELLIS & BRO. 6t4
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23
Personal News
and Social EuentS.

w. f. Ellis & Bro. have seed rye
for sale. ot4
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Pay up your subscription and in
sure a continuance of your paper.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Mr.. NJ. L. Heavrin is in Washing
ton city this week.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Mr.. ID. Z. Cheek, Narrows Route l
visited this office Saturday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Mr.. c. /. Harder. of Adaburg, call
ed on us yesterday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-08-23

Somewhere" in France, July 2S,
1918.
Miss Rlanch BURDEN
Evening star., 1918-06-23

MASTER SALESMAN WANTED.

MASTER SALESMAN WANTED.
Man, 20 to 80, good education. college gradu-
ate preferred, Of pleasing manner and strong
persenalify, for special diplomatic personal
soliciting. Independent business of your own,
where the clientage you build up belongs to
yourself; $500 per month absolutely guaran-
tsed for FIRST nve months work to right man;
company we'll rated. established ten years.
This contract 10 worth $25. 600; certain profit
the Arst three years and will make one inde-
pendent for life in hve to ten years: must 5e
financially responsible and able to handle own
business under own name: territory, the east.
the south. the west. some central; no special
experience necessary, but character. personal
tty. courage and industry essential; state age.
education. past occupations and earnings in
or ~ reply. Burnham, President, 18th floor,
Caxton bldg. Chicago.
Evening star., 1918-06-23
WANTED-HELP.
MALE-Continued.

COLLECTOR-For installment
accounts; permanent position,
good salary, opportunity for ad-
vancement. National Furniture
Co., 635 H NV.
Evening star., 1918-06-23

DALBgMAN fsuecessfuD at once; general
trade in Virginia and Maryland: staple line !;
splendid commission contract: &35 weekly for
expenses. @. b. Williams. 1920 Euclid ave.,
Cleveland, Ohio. Dept. 8025.
gALEsMEN for District of Columbia; vacancy
July /; permanent position; old house. selling
staple line ON exceptional terms; high COM
missions, $35 weekly advance. sales Manager.
Suite 9S. 800 Woodward. Detroit.
eALESAEN-Inexperienc or experienced;
city or travelling; free employment service
Tor 0embers- Send for full particulars. Ad-
dress Natl Salesmen's TT. Assn, Dept. 30,
Chieaso. III.
oAIiD0NEN-$100 to $500 weekly guaranteed
- Meh-grade salesmen; travelling or local In
lafgs cities. Fred Parker. 2ls n. Clinton.
QhicaEo:
Evening star., 1918-06-23

SALDgMAN wANTED-A large Illinois cor.
poration, selling q needed service to bankers.
manufacturers and retailers. has an exceptional
opening for experienced speciality salesmen.
Exclusive territory; liberal commission con-
tract with reasonable weekly advances; utmost
eo-opefation from house. which is the recognized
leader in its line. State experience fully for
persenal interview. Sales department, the
Geriaeh- Barlow Co., Joliet, Ill.
Evening star., 1918-06-23

COAL CLERK-Outside man; experienced pre-
ferred permanent position; state age and
references Address BOX 238-M. Star ONCE
Evening star., 1918-06-23

JAN1TORS-For various posi-
tions. Apply N. L. Sansbury Co.,
Inc, 72l 18th st. NV.
Evening star., 1918-06-23
WANTED-HKIP,
SALESPEOPLE-

SALESPEOPLE
GOLDENBERG'S
Require the services of several
experienced statesmen and sales
women for shoe department;
good salary and permanent po-
sition. Apply at once to Mr..
Dobrin, Manager, Goldenberp's,
9TH and K SITS. NV.
Evening star., 1918-06-23

AALnsMEN-Espeeiaily those experienced in
real estate and other responsible persons IL
already employed will not interfere with your
work. to furnish prospective buyers to attend
Q .big auction sale" Of valuable business and
sesidsnse building lots and acreage located on
the following great northwest thoroughfaree.
18th, 18th and 18th streets, which localities
.are noted for profitable real estate transactions
and now offer even greater opportunities for
profitable Investments on account Of our recent
l00,o00 increased population. Work not din.
cult full instructions. II you show special
adaptabflity will give you a permanent posi-
tzoa. Fulton r. Gordon. Specialist 6ubuxbas
Realtb Colarads bldg. Main t23h
Evening star., 1918-06-23

LABoRERs-75: government work. Apply be.
Beach wharf. Water ct.
Evening star., 1918-06-23

COLORED CHAUFFEURS-
At once, for trucks and Fords
permanent positions and good
salaries. Apply Superintendent,
S. Kann Sons Co.
CONDUCTORS AND
MOTORMEN.
Wages, 80 cents per hour for
first year up to IS cents per hour
at end of fourth year. Credit
given former trainmen for pre-
vious service with US. Age, 70 to
50 years. Permanent employ
ment to men of good character.
Apply, 2 pm, the Capital Trac-
ton Co., goth and M sts. NV,
Washington, D. c.
o0ok 70. 6oys' camp. Apply Z. N. G. A..
OOOKe-Two experienced short-order cooks
colersd; best wages. Cosmos Lunch, 908 Pa.
ave. NV. 23s
COOK, short-order; highest wages paid. Ap-
ply New Plaza lunch. 600 n. Capitol ct.
Evening star., 1918-06-23

.CLERKS-Two in the whole
sale grocery business. Apply at
once B. B. Earnshaw & Bro,
11O3 11th st. Sc. 23*
Evening star., 1918-06-23

HEAD OF WORKROOM
Woman to take charge Of large workroon
for the alteration of women's garments: mus
furnish best references regarding ability ant
character. and possess executive ability. Ad
dress Boz 6-P, Star ONCE.
Evening star., 1918-06-23

CoLORED GIRL to operate elevator; wages,
% week; NO night work. Apply Arthur Jordon,
1924 Eye st. NV.
Evening star., 1918-06-23

GOVERNMENT employees de-
string to make good money from
5 to 9 pm; must have expert
ence in marking and asserting.
Apply Yale Laundry, 437 N. Y.
ave. NV.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1918-11-15
OIL MAN WORRY.

There's a propaganda fellow with q streak that's mighty yellow,
always ready with cold water, you to drench' He's a pessimbt, a cynic
and he tries to hold a clinic when he's got a victim on the rack to
wrench. His delight Is mental anguish, meant to make his victim Ian
guBh, plunge into the deepest, bluest. darkest gloom. He Is worset than
any fever. None can beat him as deceiver. He will make yu think
there's nothing else but doom, There's a way to surely beat him. Any
can defeat him if he only sets himself to win the fight. Take him
off his guard and hurry. Laugh at him, the Old Man Worry, Rdcule
will fill his soul with deep dismay. Mirth will send him all rejected
to oblivion elected. He won't come back as long as you are gay.
H. L. B.
Looks as though they may have to add a large bed and six singles
in the Old Kings Home for some prospective arrivals from Potsdam.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1918-11-15
DOROTHY DIX'S TALK
BY DOROTHY DIN,
The Worlds Highest Paid Woman Writer.
SENSITIVE PLANTS.

| have Il letter from a young man
who says that he likes nobody and
nobody likes him because he il Of a
melancholy and sensitive temperament.
He says that he just freezes up in
company--that he cant say u wore,
OF make himself agreeable to others
because he thinks that they are ridi-
culing him, In consequence Of this he
never goes anywhere, and he is very
lonely and unhappy, and he wants to
know what to do about 1t.
There Is just one remedy for over
constituencies, and that Is to cure ones
self OF selfishness and vanity. For
that Is what sensitiveness is when you
strip 1t OF all of the chlffons and adorn-
ments With which those who are al
flicted with this malady e~amouflage 1t,
People are, sensitive because their
vanity makes them imagine that pub
lie attention Is focused upon them, and
that whatever they do is Of such great
importance that II is a matter of grave
discussion. If they can only get rid
Of their exaggerated ego, and realize
that no other human being In the world
but themselves takes the slightest In
terest IN how they look, what they have
got IN, what they think, or say, their
Rensltiveness dies Of inanition because
II has got nothing to feed upon. Just
quit turning the lilnelight on yourself
aud you won't be bothered any more
with that sensitive feeling.
The part of se~nsitiveness that isn't
overwhelming vanity Is rank selfish
People are sensitive because they
/ greedy, because they want the
prizes in life handed to them on a sill
Yer salyer. They want success, fame,
riches, love, devotion, friendship, at
~tention and when they don't get them
their precious feelings are hurt
They never ask why the gods should
have bestowed these blessings on them
instead Of another, They never in
quire what peculiar merits they have
got that they should have been es-
And they are never willing to toll and
sucrlflce to attain their hearts desire,
as the balance Of us do.
II you will notice, You will observe
that the overly sensitive are invari-
ably failures, Smithkins, who has new
er knuckled down to n real days work,
Ia sensitive about never having succeed
ed in life, Jouesby, who hasn't n par
ticle OF real talent, Is sensitive about
stu playing thinking parts after hav-
ing been on the stage for 20 years.
Aunt Hannah, who has a disposition
that Is II cross between a cat and Il
vinegar cruet, IL sensitive about people
not asking her TO visit them.
And 80 1t oes, Men and women
cnll their laziness and their lack Of
ability, and their disaRreeahlc traits OF
character constituencies, and they per-
sunde themselves that the reason that
they have never gotten III In the world.
and the reason they are not beloved
Is because Of their scnsitiveness, They
say that they are too fine and delicately
attuned for this coarse and cruel world,
whereas the truth of the matter Ia
they are merely cutters and slackers
who were not willing to pay the price
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1918-11-15
Just a Moment
DAILY STRENGTH AND CHEER.
Compiled by John G. ouInIus, the
Sunshine Man.

did the world get started. son?
Why, someone said, at cant be done
That settled it. The t~roglodyte
Came out of darkness into light.
'It can't be done!' somebody said,
And 10. the green fields gave US bread.
With that taunt ringing in his ears
man gone upward through the
years.
You should have seen the mill wheels
run ,
When someone said, TT can't be done!'
ut can't be done,' they said before
A sail put out to sea from SHORE.
Since worlds remote and dismal dawn
magic words have spurred us on,
1t drove Columbus where the sun ,
Went redly down, ut cant be DONE
ut can't he done" the weaklings said,
And 10, the Wrights flew overhead.
at can't be done" was what they cried
When Fulton offered them a ride.
They said it, and Marconi sent
His message through the armament.
That is the way it happened. son,
Praise God for this. at cant be done
st. Louis dispatch.
| tried so hard to count the stars,
And / got as far as three,
When many others slyly peeped
And, smiling, blinked at me,
So | began 1t DER again,
And got as far as nine,
When all at one | seemed to see
A thousand others shine.
Then came SO many in the Sky,
Tn I would not try again:
For ~ the counting that | know
Is only up to ten.
st. Nicholas.
nnNInn lhln
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1918-11-15

Of the things they wanted. but expected
1t to be given them free gratis, for
nothing.
You never hear Of successful people
being sensitive, They are too busy do
Ing things to be on the lookout for
sights, They are too much absorbed
In getting results to notice whether
the world Is standing around admiring
them or not. They are perfectly aware
mat they are not the only pebbles on
the beach, and that it Is no more lese
majesty for other people to criticise
them than it is for them to knock
other people, and SO they do not worry
about what others may be saying OF
them.
OVer-sensitiveness is one Of the most
despicable faults h a anyone can have.
lt Is also "A handicap that effectually
bars one from winning the race of life.
because 1t makes its unhappy possessor
persona non grata to the balance of
the world.
The sensitive man and woman are
about as agreeable to have around the
premises as u bristIing porCupine. Ev-
cry time you step you tread on one
OF their precious feelings, and nobody
IN this hustiing age has got time or
inclination to be sidesteDpine the little
peeuliaEtties of those with whom they
must deal,
Probably there is not one of us who
hasn't had 1t in u power. time n
again, to throw some good job In the
way OF a certain man or woman, but
We refrain from doing ii because ex-
perience has taught us that the par
ticular individual we had in mind can
never get along with anybody else, and
would be sure to get insulted, or have
his or her feelings hurt. and leave at
some critical moment. So we gave the
place to somebody with less ability and
Il thicker skin.
In speaking of JEALOUSY the poet de-
clarod that he would pluck it from
his bosom though his heart was at its
root. The sensitive should fol-
low the same heroic treatment, and
have a major operation performed on
their delicate feelings, but they won't,
because instead of being ashamed OF
their infirmity and recognizing it for
the deadly disease it Is. they have a
morbid admiration for It. and coddle,
and encourage its growth, though 1t
invariably ends in killing their chances
and their happiness In life.
Yet oVer-sensitiveness can be cured
by the simple process of quitting think
Ing about yourself, and considering the
pleasure and happiness of other people.
Copyright, 1918, by the Wheeler Syn
dictate, Inc,)
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1918-11-15

w
MY DEAR Sam
IN YESTERDAY mail
THERE WAS a letter,
FROM JEW Louie"
WHO USED to sell papers.
AROUND TIMES Square.
AND LOUIS says.
HE'S BEEN trying to find you.
AND HE can't.
AND HE also says.
THAT YoU and he,
USED TO read this column.
AND HE has an idea,
YOU STILL read it.
. .
AND IF you do.
HE WANTS me to tell you,
TO WRITE him a letter.
ADDRESSED LOUIS Schmerlz'
AT BASE Hospital 3.
LAKEWOOD. n. J..
HE'S IN the hospital now.
WITH A hole in his leg,
AND MESSED up a little
IN OTHER ways
But HE'S getting all right.
AND BUT for a imp
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1918-11-15
News Of Memphis
10 Years Ago.
Twice Told Tales
IS, 1908.

The National Jobber' Hardware. as
ISOLATION will be in session in Mem
phis Nov. 1920.
Rumors continue that the Italian
duke of Abruzzi is still engaged to
the American girl, Miss Katherine Ell
kins.
The new $3.50. 900 warehouse of Orgill
Bros, Tennessee street, between But
Ter and Calhoun avenues, is rapidly be-
ing completed,
Leaf lard is selling today at I2l2
cents; g 80 cents per dozen; but
ter, so cents; spring chickens, Is cents
a pound; Irish potatoes, SIS cents u
bushel; sweet potatoes, 20 cents a
bushel.
Miss Ethel Roosevelt, daughter of
the president. will make her debut in
Washington society this fall.
u. II. Sothern's romantic drama, 'lf
! We're King" will play all next week
at Jefferson theater.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas. Kelly are
spending the winter in Virginia.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1918-11-15
News Of Memphls
IS Years Ago.
NOVEMBER Is, 1898.

John T. Young last night was pre-
scented by Mrs. Young with healthy
triplets and is receiving congratulate
tions of his friends.
The American government has sent
a minister to the Hawaiian islands to
determine conditions there before defl-
nitelv deciding whether to re-establish
the queen upon the throne.
The death list from the $4,000 Wet
ter building fire has increased from
three to five by the death Of two mel
who jumped from a window.
Mr.. and Mrs; David George Monroe
lakes after visiting the Worlds fair.
The Mckinley boom for president has
spread conta giously over the entire
col. James Knowlton and Mrs.
Knowlton have as their guests for a
month Mr.. and Mrs. O. l.. Decatur,
of Bangor, Me.
An Exchange street car last night
caught fire at Main street and burned
three negroes seriously.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1918-11-15
TAKING THE HINT.

At an English lecture a well-known
authority on economies mentioned the
fact that in some parts Of America
the number of men was considerably
larger than that of women, and he
added, humorously:
~ can, therefore. recommend tie
ladies to emigrate to that part
A young woma seated in one Of
the last rows of the auditorium got W.
and, full of INDICATION, left the 0
rather noisily, whereupon the lecturer
remarked; II did lot mean that it
should be done in such a nurry.''