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The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-01-08
LOCAL LOSERS co
TO COLUMBUS FOR
A DELCO BANQUET

II, c. Hair and Fred Kreuger Of
this city went TO Columbus Saturday
to attend convention and banquet
for the representatives of the Delco
Lighting Co. of central Ohio at the
Southern hotel, 1t marks the end of
II contest between the statesmen, who
were divided into two teams. Mr..
Hair and Mr.. Kreuger were on the
losing side.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-01-08

au a Haon..nr OH. u.r ei,raon
war 'hJil auY-. r..,...,a..o .c ,
c-A,s apiece platrd in book cn.
title thr holder to one war savings
certihoatc when an additional "
cents IS paid Il total of SIP. The
additional sum increases one penny
each month, but during January It is
~ cents.
When one has acquired war say
ings certificates, he is given new
book in which to paste it. This book
contains space for % certificates.
These certificates, If purchased dur
ing January, would cost $S2.4O and,
an January /, 1923, would eutitlc the
owner TO 500. In other words, the
government pays t., compound in
tcrest 1t is not necessary to fiji II
book with the certificates to secure
ones money. a single certificate will
he redcemahlc for So, two for SO and
so on. The thrift stamps, however.
are not redccmablc. except as they
can be exchanged for the certificates.
These war stamps and certificates
represent The premier Investment of
the war They are not subject to tax.
alton, CHCcpt as a persons income Is
taxable aud they can always be turn
cd in for whatever has been paid for
them
In limiting the purchases of sin
gle individual to $1,000 worth Of Ger.
tiilcatca, the government intends to
inculcato and encourage the habit Of
thrift Just as the old Sunday
school plan had II novel attraction for
tho children, so Is this scheme of H..
nanc" appealing to children and
ErUwn-upS alike
Tho stamps may be purchased at
any bank or postofIice and it Is well
To start carly Knox cOunty's quota
IL large, but there has been big re,
aponSc already.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-01-08
MRS. CONGDON is ILL
IN WASHINGTON, D. C.

Mrs. George c. Congdon received
word Saturday morning that her
daughter-in-law, Mrs. Sidney b. Cong.
don of Washington, d, c., is in a ser.
ious condition and an operation for
mastoiditis would be necessary at
once, Mrs Congdon will leave for
Washington Monday.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-01-08
DIRECTORS OF THE
CAISSON CLUB WILL
DINE THIS EVENING

The directors of the Calsson club
have arranged "get.together" din
ner this evening ut the Hotel Wisner.
Plans are to intensity the work
which has been done so far by the or
gunization
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-01-08
OPERATION A SUCCESS

Jeanette Bell of this city under.
went n successful operation at Grant
hospital, Columbus, Friday for spinal
trouble. A local physician performed
tho operation.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-01-08
OLD PLAN, NEW GARB

DO you remember in your Sunday
school days how the teacher, to stim.
uatc regular attendance, gave you a
white stamp each Sunday and how,
when you had received five of these.
they could be exchanged for red
stamp? And then, when you had
carefully obtained five red stamps,
these o~''''~' you to some sort of Il
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-01-08
STOVE IGNITES SHELF;
PLUMBING SHOP THE
SCENE OF SMALL FIRE

Shows plumbing shop was the
scene Of another fire Saturday about
noon when stove ignited a wooden
shell. Oscar Gilt and James Brining,
who were in the shop at the time, eX.
the flames.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-01-08
FREIGHT EMBARGO
OF 3. g. o. RAILROAD
is LIFTED FRIDAY

The embargo recently placed on
freight by the Baltimore a. Ohio rail
road was raised Friday, according to
announcement of Local Freight
Agent Il. G. Iladley.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-01-08

ness of the plans laid, plans which
will ultimately bring the central pow.
ers to their knees.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-01-08
FORMER RESIDENT
SUSTAINS PARALYTIc
STROKE IN AKRON

Word was received here Friday
that William Vance of Akron. former.
ly of this city. had sustained n stroke
OF paralysis which rendered his right
side useless.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-01-08
cLEveLANDER ILL HERE

George Mills, who came here from
Cleveland Christmas to visit his par
onts, is seriously i'll at their home In
the west side.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-01-08

Entry has been fled In the common
pleas court ordering partition OF the
real estate involved in the suit of
LIMA Hays against Milton Hays and
others. Joseph Beatty J. j. Flack and
John c. Earleywine were appointed
commissioners by the court.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-01-08
Saturday, the 10th day of
January, 1918

between the hours of II. m. and 10 A. IN.
of said day. the following described chat
tells tO-wit:
one tank and wagon appraised at $500.
one brown horse. blind. appraised at
5000
one brown horse, appraised at $4,000.
one set of double work harness. apprals-
cd at $500
one Studebaker Automobile. appraised
AT $4,000.
Terms of Salc--Cush
WALTER l.. MOSSIIOLDER
sheriff Knox County. Ohio.
tWalt and Workman. attorneys for
plaintiii.
LIS. l5S
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-01-08
REDS USEFUL

Whether carefully rchcarsed dra.
ma for the benefit Of the allies or
whether a genuine disagreement ov.
or terms of peace, the reported dead.
lock between the Itussian and Ger
man delegates to the Brest.Litovsk
conference possesses features Of in.
tcrcst
II iH hmtod that the Bolshcvild,
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-01-08

Deed Filed
Amos S. TIL to Sylvan S. TIL, city
property, 81.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-01-08
SHERIFF'S SALE

e. T.. Rice and Son
H. T.. Zimmerman ct al.
knoN Common Pleas
by virtue Of Alias Sale on Execution
issued out of the Court of Common Pleas
of Knox county, Ohio. and to me direct
ed | will offer for sale at Danvillc. Knox
county. Ohio, on the lots owned by VIII
liam Miller being lots Nos. ~ and 70 op-
positc tie Miller Garage on
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
# BACK HURTS USE
SA[TSFOR KIDNEYS
Eat less meat if Kidneys feel like
lead or Bladder
bothers,

Most folks forget that the kidneys,
like the bowels, get sluggish and clog
ged and need flushing occasionally,
else we have backache and dull misery
In the kidney region, severe headaches,
rheumatic twinges, torpid liver, acid
stomach, sleeplessness and all sorts
Of bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
feel an ache or pain In the kidney
region, get about four ounces of Jad
Salts from any good drug store here
take tablespoonful in a glass of wa
ter before breakfast for a few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts Is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice, COM
bined with lithia, and Is harmless to
flush clogged kidneys and stimulate
them to normal activity. 1t also neu-
tralizes the acids In the urine so 1t no
longer irritates, thus ending bladder
disorders.
Jad Salts is harmless; inexpensive;
makes delightful effervescent lithia-
water drink which everybody should
take now and then to keep their kid.
neys clean, thus avoiding serious com.
plications.
A well-known local druggist says he
sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who be
lieve in overcoming kidney trouble
while 1t Is only trouble.-Adv.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
Sure! High Heels
Cause CornS But
Who Cares Now


You reckless men and women who
are pestered with corns and who have
at least once week invited an awful
death from lockjaw or blood poison
are now told by Cincinnati authority
to use drug called freezone, which
the moment few drops are applied
to any corn or callous the soreness is
relieved and soon the entire corn or
callous, root and all, lifts off with the
fingers.
Freezone dries the moment 1t Is ap-
piled, and simply shrivels the corn or
callous without inflaming or even ir-
ritating the surrounding tissue or
skin. A small bottle of freezone will
cost very little at any Of the drug
stores, but will positively rid ones
feet of every hard or soft corn or
hardened callous. II your druggist
hasn't any freezone he can get 1t at
any wholesale drug house for you.-
Adv.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
The kaIsers Busy Day.

8 a. mo- a. m. Morning hate (pri-
vate).
a. milo q. m. Morning hate (full
dress).
10 a. mill a. m. Thinks about Great
German Sword.
II a. m.-12 m. Congratulatory tele-
gram to the sergeant-atarms of the
Landtag of Mecklenburg- -Schwerin.
IL NIL p. m. Lunch.
/ p. m.-2 p. m. Lets heart bleed for
Louvain.
2p. m.-3 p. m. Has 60 great moments
reverently admiring Gods hand in his
tory.
3p. ma p. m. Experiences horror at
entente depravity.
4 p. m.-5 p. m. Tries not to think of
the German navy.
p. me- p. m. Wonders when the
war will end.-New York Evening
Post.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
WoMAN's BURDENS

n WOMANS bOhDENS
are lightened when she turns to the
right medicine. If her existence is
made gloomy by the chronic weak
nesses, delicate arrangements, and
painful disorders that afflict her sex,
she will find relief and emancipation
from her troubles in DR.. Pierce's Fav-
orite Prescription. If she's overwork-
ed, nervous, or rundown" she finds
new life and strength. It's a power
full, invigorating tonic and nervine
which was discovered and used by an
eminent physician for many years, in
all cases of female complaints" and
weaknesses. For young girls Just en-
tering womanhood; for women at the
critical change of life;" in bearing
down sensations, periodical pains, ul.
alton, inflammation, and every kin
silment, the "Favorito Prescrip.
will benefit or cure.
dd or tablets. Tablets 60c.-
AdG 4, n l.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
new AGENTS ARE
PLACED AT WORK
Now at Labor in Thirty-Three
Northern and Western
States.
LARGE INCREASE IS NOTED
Part Of National Plan to Augment Pro-
duetIon and Conservation Of Food
Supplies to Meet War Emer-
peney Needs.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment Of Agriculture.)
More than 700 county agents ant
emergency demonstration agents are
now at work In the 38 Northern ant
Western states. The increase. in agents
since emergency appropriations be
came available was more in two
months than the average yearly In
crease during any Of the past foul
years.
County agricultural agent work IL
conducted by the United States de-
partment of agriculture in co-opera'
ton with the various state agricultur
al colleges and local organizations rep
resenting the farmers Of the county
In which the agent is located. The
county agent is usually selected by
committee representing the county or
ganization, on recommendation of the
county agent leader at the agricultural
college. There is at present an unusu
ally great demand for men qualified
for work Of this kind to carry out the
plan. adopted under the food produc
ton act Of employing an emergency
demonstration agent for every agricul
tural county in the United States not
having regular county agent. This
Is a part Of the national plan to in.
crease the production and conserva'
ton Of food to meet the war emer
gency needs.
Agent In Each County.
Organization Of new counties ia
rapid, especially In states of the cen.
tral West, several Of which have Civ.
en- assurance that there will be
county agent or county emergency
demonstration agent In each Of their
counties by February 1.
Maine, New Hampshire, Massachus
etts, Connecticut, Rhode Island and
Delaware already have an agent in
each county, while New York, Indiana
and Pennsylvania are almost complete
ly covered. Nearly half Of the agri-
cultural counties in the Northern and
Western states are now being served
by a local demonstration agent, and
the indications are that the country
can be completely covered before the
beginning Of another crop year.
One Of the most gratifying features
Of the organization campaign In the
Northern and Western states thus fal
has been that most counties taking uI
the work are arranging for 1t on a per
manent basis-many of them making
plans for periods of three years.
Must Have Thorough Training.
The qualification requirement OF
agents are somewhat different In the
various states. Graduation from an
agricultural college is not In all cases
required, though training substantial.
ly equivalent to four years course
at such college is usually insisted up.
on. A considerable amount Of farm
experience is a universal requirement
and 1t Is preferable that some of this
experience should be secured since
completing the college course.
Additional information in regard to
county agent work and the organiza-
ton of farm bureaus can be had by
writing to your state agricultural col.
lege or to the United States depart
ment of agriculture, Washington, D. O
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
Mark Twaln's Childhood.

Mark Twain used to tell the pathe
tic story Of his childhood. 1t seems
according to the story, that Mark was
born twins. He and his twin looked
so much alike that no one, not ever
their mother, could tell them apart
One day, while the nurse was bathing
them, one of them slipped in the bath
tub and was drowned. No one evel
knew which twin it was that was
drowned-and therein, says Mark, was
the tragedy. Everyone thought I was
the one that lived" he said, "but
wasn't. It was my brother who lived
I was the one that was drowned
Exchange.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
A chanoe for the Worse.

The superintendent of a Maine Sun
day school, while addressing the board
of directors, referred to the chairmans
refusal to donate as large sum OF
money as was expected for the
church's current expenses.
Brother Frost is reputed to be well
off, but when l cited this to him, to
my surprise he denied It, saying, i
was we'll off before was married, but
didn't realize It then. "-Exchange.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
One on the General.

The Goethals-Denman shipbulldlne
board was intact when this happened
A contractor seeking business was
queried by the general: How many
steel ships have you bullt?" mot
any" That's just like you business
men; yet you have the nerve to ask
for a contract for steel ships from the
government" General, let me asl,
you this: How many canals did you
build before you tackled the Panama?'
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
Heroic Suggestion.
sosp ESQ. Ointment Is and 500.

AS an expert in heroics we offer the
suggestion that the man who triumphs
over John Barleycorn may be entitled
to honorable mention, but triumphing
over the Five-Cent Cigar habit entities
one to all the ribbons and crosses of
war, the rank Of colonel and fried
chicken four times week.-Houston
Post
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
S0Y-BEAN CAKE IS VALUABLE
Not Only Good for Live Stock, but
Also for People When Used as
Mixture With Flour.

Soy-bean cake is very valuable
food, not only for live stock. but also
for people when used as a mixture
with wheat flour, 1t would be well
for the mills planning to use the soy
beans to exert little more care to
see that part of their output, at
least. is well cleaned, sound and Of
uniform quality before crushing. This
selected stock could be recommended
for use as mixture with other bread
stuff.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
Awful Loss.

Gertrude, age three, sat in her high
chair at the dinner table turning about
in her fingers a small ear of corn from
which she had been nibbling a row at
time. Suddenly she burst into tears
What is the matter, dear?" asked
her mother.
i've lost my place!" sobbed the Lit!
tie one.-Pathfinder.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
COMB SAGE TEA IN
FADEDOR GRAY HAIR
If Mixed with Sulphur 1t Dark
ems SO Naturally Nobody
can Tell.

Grandmother kept her hair beauti
fully darkened, glossy and attractive
with brew Of Sage Tea and Sulphur
Whenever her hair took on that dull
faded or streaked appearance, THE
simple mixture was applied with won
derful effect. BY asking at any drug
store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
Remember This.

"I'm glad Billy had the sense to
marry an old maid" said grandma at
the wedding.
"Why, grandma?" asked the son.
"Well, gals is highty-tighty, and wild
ders is kinder overrulin' and upsettin',
but old maids is thankful and willin' to
please"-Tit-Bits.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
KEEP FLOOR WELL Uttered
Hens VIII Get Needed Exercise In
Scratching for Food and Keep .
Strong and Robust.

The poultry house floor should be
kept well Uttered. Hens like to
scratch for their food. and II the poul-
tryman feeds part Of the grain ration
in deep litter, the hens will get needed
exercise and keep in strong, robust
state Of health.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10

She-What is the correct transla'
ton of the motto of that lovely ring
you gave me?
He-Faithful to the last.
She--The last! How horrid! And
you've always told me before that
was the very first!-Minneapolis Trib-
une
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
Hiuher Authority,

"Mr. Brown is outside" said the
new office boy. "Shall show him int"
"Not on your life!" exclaimed the
junior partner. II owe him $10."
"Show him in," calmly said the SEN
ior member of the firm. "He owes me
$25. Exchange
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
Chop suey

There is something subtle about
Chinese cookery. Take chop suey, for
instance"
what does 1t taste like?"
That's the point I've been eating
1t for Is years and l don't know just
what it does taste like" louisville
Courier-Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10

One by one the buttons fall, until
there comes a time when button
falls of sufficient Importance to justify
interrupting the work Of the Red
Cross long enough for ones wife to
sew it back on.-Kansas City Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
And There IL Ended.

Policyholder-I nearly had my skull
fractured on the ice sidewalk yester-
day. Don't get something for that?
Adjuster-If you can produce doc
tors certificate we may nearly give
you omething.-Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
Spring Chumps.

The man VINO r0Cks the boat
The fellow who didn't know it was
loaded.
The susceptible gink who went
flower hunting with girl and got
engaged.
The man who thought he was i'm.
mune from poison ivy.
The picnicker who sat on the ground
before 1t was warm and was looked at
sympathetically by his widows rela-
tives.-Richmond Times Dispatch.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
Natural Selection.

1--WE are all ready to talk about the
duty of Others"
"Yes," commented Miss Cayenne.
DUTY is something like the Darwinian
theory. 1t seems perfectly all right
for lot Of people we know, but none
of us like to bring it home to our
Selves"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
Fearless.

aren't you sometimes little
afraid of your wife?"
Certainly not" replied Mr.. Meek
ton. 81 do exactly as Henrietta says
in every particular. Therefore, what
reason have to fear her?"-Washing
ton Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
Too Literal,

The Junior Sub (conjuring at the
mems smoker)-Now, are you quite
sure the haversack's empty?
His Assistant-Absolutely, sir. The
rabbit wot you put in it's got away,
sir.--London Sketch.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
Skin Troubles That itch

SN'H FFVUDFVS '''ts TeS'1
Burn and disfgure quickly soothed
and healed by hot baths with CUT.
cura Soap and gentle anointings Of Gu
ticura Ointment. For free samples,
address, "Cuticura, Dept. x, Boston"
Sold by druggists and by mail. Soap
25, Ointment q md 50.-Adv.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
Good Type Of Mutton.

should also be chosen with reference
to the ewes Of the flock. If the ewes
are large and coarse, the ram should
be small and compact, If the ewes
are small and compact, the ram should
be Of a larger type.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
And Mo stars Handy.

"No, the fear of falling never enters
my head" said the aviator to his gap
ing hearers.
What scares me is the danger of
stalling my engine about two miles up
and not being able to get down.
Harper's.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
Proved.

II tell you," said Pat, "the ould
fr'ind is the best, after all, and, what's
more, l can prove it,"
"How are you goin' to prove it?"
Where will you find new fr'ind
that has shtud by ye as long as the
ould ones have?'-Last Word.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
She Knew Him,

Mab--I hear that you are going to
marry Jack Swift? Congratulations!
Ethel-But I'm not going to marry
him.
Mab-Oh, then my sincere congratu-
lations.-Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10

Ethel" said her mother, "have you
been at my preserves again?"
Ethel at once became very busy ar
ranging her dolls hair. Mother" she
replied, when you were a little girl
didn't grandma teach you, same as you
have me, not to be 'quisitive?"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
orloin of an Antlpathy.

"Bliggins says that when he was a
boy he wrote the proverb, Honesty is
the best policy over and over again
in his copybook."
Maybe that's how he got his dislike
for it. t."-Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10

"Why don't you call on that fashion
able girl? You claim to know her."
"I make no claims. The acquaintance
was slight. I was merely engaged to
her at summer resort. louisville
Courier-Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
Makes a Man Mad,

1t always makes a man mad to re.
fleet that his great-grandfather could
have bought the postoffice block for
$1.5O and didn't do it.-Neodesha
(Kan.) Reporter.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10

The Way of II.
There is a man of sterling worth.
"a church member"
mo, a silversmith. ."-Exchange.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10

Vision.
Can your wife see two sides of a
question:"
"Yes; her own and her mothers. -
Life.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10
Where,.Most al rhenn

WheresMost of Them Go.
"Scribbs has facetious name for
his waste basket"
"What does he call it?"
"The grave Of his dreams. Brook
lyn Citizen.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10

Testy Humane Society Official (who
has been called to rescue submerged
skater)-Of course, you would go and
fall In just as | was 'avin' my teal
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10

Collector--I've called three times
for this bill already. l can't keep
coming around here.
Debtor-Tm gratified to hear 1t.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-05-10

Where have you been?"
''I've been to see Jack and the
Beans Talk"
"Well, what in heavens name did
they y?"-Portland Press.