davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Glas svobode., 1918-03-26
LETALCI oBSTRE,
LJUJFJO NEMSKA MESTA.

London, Anglia. = Uradno po-
roeilo o zra6nem bojevanju mama
MIA, da je bilo sestreljenih 54 So
yraznih letal.
Besedilo poro6ila slove:.
"Sovrazni letalci so napadall
nase pehoto. Mnogo teh letal Je
bilo sestreljenih po nash pilotih.
% sovraznih letal smo sestrelili,
25 pa jih je prislo izven kontro-
lie. Razdejali smo tudi dva sOvraz-
Glas svobode., 1918-03-26
zGoRELA v HLEvU.

Uniontown, Pa. : Steve in Sa-
muel Sandorf, 12 in 9 let stara
brata, sinova tukajSnjega mlekar-
ia, sta zgorela V hlevu ma oeetovi
farmi. Ravno preden>je prieelo 60
reti, so sosedje opazili, da je izsel
IL hleva trideset-letni Tony Bar
letta, kaeri je bill ma mestu areto-
van.
Glas svobode., 1918-03-26
TATovI so oMoTILI oBITELJ.

Washington, D. G. = Tatovi so
vdrli stanovanje G. W. Smitha,
kjer so kloroformom omotili
Smitha, njegovo zeno in deset-let-
no hcerko, nakar so ukradli 1925.
Glas svobode., 1918-03-26
oBsTREIJEVANJE NENSKIH NEST LETALC1 so PoVAKo-
GILL MNOGO POzAROV

ma zrakoplova. Pogresamo devet
letal.
"NaSi letalci 50 podvzeli V So
boto zopet uspesen napad ma me-
sto Mannheim. Virgil so skoro pol
drugo tono bomb ma mesto in opa-
zili so plamene neki tovarni So
davice, ma zelezniSki progi IN do
kin.
Glas svobode., 1918-03-26
sAMOMOR BOGATE DEKLICE.

Boston, Mass. : Miss L. Pen
hallow, dobro znana hcerka boga-
taSa je izvrSila samomor, vtopivsi
sc V Jamaica Pond.
Truplo so naSli drugi dan po
dolgem iskanju.
Glas svobode., 1918-03-26
KRIV UMoRA v JoHNSTOWN

Johnstown, Pa. = Frank Wag
ner je bill V petek izpoznan krivim
umora, ker je preteklega leta u
moril Andrew Boyleja IL Cassan-
Dire.
Glas svobode., 1918-03-26
IL UPRAVNISTVA.,

Nekateri nasi rojaki imaio
v posesti Sc nekaj nasih
knjig, XII so Jim bile svoje-
casno poslane v raEprodajo.
Mnogo rojakov ie, XII nam Sc
do danes MISC poslali marco
nine zanje. Vsled tega prosi-
mo vse one, XII imajo te mji-
gre, da nam posljejo raeun in
denar ali pa knjige, da kon-
emo uredimo tudi to stvar.
Torej vse oni, XII so imeli'
oziroma imajo cd mas kake
knjige, prosimo, da nam to
naznanijo.
UPRAVA GLAS SVOBODE.
Glas svobode., 1918-03-26
OGROMNA NEMSKA
OFENZIVA.

Vsled silnega angleSko-franco-
skega odpora je pri6ela moe nem-
Skega prodiranja slabetl, pocasl
sicer toda gOtovo.
AngleSko porocilo naznanJa, ola
ie bilo ma vaznih to6kah nemSko
prodiranje ustavljenO in ola so
pridobili Anglezi svOjimi proti-
napadi zopet mnogo izgubljenega
ozemlja.
PoroGilo IL Berlina naznanJa, da
so zavzeli Nemci tudi Nesie pr
Guiscard. Il tega porocila je raz-
vidno, da so Nemci prOdrli deset
mill naprej od svojega prvega "a
vzetja ma bojni 6rti JUNO PerOn-
he.
Potisnii so Nemce preko Somme.
AngleM poroGajo, da so pOtisni-
Ii nazaj preko reke SOmme nem-
ske armade pod poveljstvom nem-
skega prestolonaslednika. Zapodl-
Ii so jih do Brie, blizu Peronne.
AngleSka vojna pisarna mic ne o.
menja, da bi Nemei zavzeh Peron-
NE ali Papaume.
NemSka voina piSarna pravl, ola
so zajeli dozdaj Nemci 45,90O "a
vezni$kih vojakov, 600 topev IN IT,
soce strojnih puSk.
BULLETIN.
Berlin, Nemcija. - Uradno po-
rocilo naznanja, da so bile pride
liene ententnim zaveznikom tudl
smeriske cete, da pomagajo zau-
staviti nemsko prodiranje na "a
padni 'front.'.
"z jugozapada," pravi poroel-
10. so prispele angleske, franco
ske in ameriske 6ete. Namescene
so bile ma 'front.' pri Chauluy."
Chauluy lezi petnajst mill jugo-
zapadno Peronne.
ITALIA PRICAKUJE V BLlz-
MI BoDoCNosTI soVRAz-
NE OFENzIVE.
Washington, D. G. = Uradne
Glas svobode., 1918-03-26
Razne vesti.
Metz obstreljeyan.

True translation filed with the Post
master at Chicago, Illinois March 26th,
master at Chicago, Ill, February 18th
9th 1917.
"Skoro dive toni bomb je bilo
vrzenih ma letalne lope V Metzu.
Sestero bomb je pablo med han
garje, kjer so povzrocile pozar.
VISA naSa letala SO sc povrnila.
Glas svobode., 1918-03-26
PriGetek slime 1lemske ofenzive.

True translation filed with Chicago Illinois March o
1917 as required by he Act of octOber6th 1917
Glas svobode., 1918-03-26

Pazi, da stvari, XII jo dobis "a
stonj, ne plaeas predragol
Glas svobode., 1918-03-26
ITALIA PRICAKUJE V BLIz-
MI BoDoGNosTI soVRAz-
NE OFENZIVE.
orrome aneriske armada v Francljo.

Ta translation Postmaster at Chicago Illinois M"reh |
1917 as required by the Act of October 9th l9I'
Glas svobode., 1918-03-26
shod SLOW. Rep. zdruzenj ia.

filed with the Postmaster at Chicago illinois March 2otn
requires by he Act of Ocober6th 1917
Glas svobode., 1918-03-26
NEMcI so PREKoRACILI REKO S0Mo ANGLEzI PA SO jill
pOTTsNTII NAZAJ = AMERISKI VOJAKI POMAGAJO
vZDRzEVATI NAVAL NENSKIH HORD. = TIA
LIZA PRICAKUJE OFENzIVE

brzoiavke IL Rima poroeajo, da Sc
bo kakorhitro bo mogoee pricela
avstrijska ofenziva V Italiji. Po-
roeilo naznanja, da prihajajo av-
striiske divizije brez prestanka
ter da zavzemajo svoje pozicije ma
'front.'.
Avstro-nemska artilerija dobiva
vsak dan ojacenja, pravi poroello,
in izdeluje Sc mnogo taborisc "a
aviiatike in municijskih skladlsc.
Pri6akujejo slime ofenzive.
VoiaSki krogi V Rimu so mne-
MIA, da Sc bo razvila nemska oten-
ziva V dvoje silnih akcij ma fran
cosko-angleski 'front.' in avstro-
nemska ofenziva ma italiJasskl
'front.'.
NemGija je poslala move oddelke9
S strojnimi puSkami ma italian
sko fronto, kakor tudi vec skadro-
nov letal. PorOcilo IL InomoSta ma
Avstrijskem naznanja, da sta Sc
general BoroeviG in Konrad raw
nokar povrnila V glavni stan nal
viSiega poveljstva trentmske
fronte, katero sta inspicirala.
Newport daily independent., 1918-11-21
UNITED WAR WORK
 CAMPAIGN REPORT
Ten School Districts In Jackson Coun- ty Went Over Top, While A Few
 Have Not Reported. <

A total of $25,572.25 was raised in Jackson county for the United War Work during the week of November HIS, according to figures compiled by A. T. Hubby, county chairman. School districts Nos. 1, 3, 4, (both white and colored), z, 13, Is, 21, 35, and Newport special district oversubscribed their quotas.
 Following is the report by town ships, districts or precincts:
 District No. 1, Barren Township, $54.50; District No. 2, Glaize town ship, $205.35; District No. 3, Well don, $1162.50; District No. (white) Bowen's Ridge, 7.5O-District No. (colored) $35O.0O; District No. 5, Balch, no report; District No. 6, Cow Lake, $39.75; District No. ', Diaz, $1O10; District No. 8, Jeffer- son, $345.6O; District No. g, Village, $1785O; District No. 10, James Store, $8O2.5O; District No. II, Is- land, $521.OO; District No. 12, Jeff ferson, $155.9O; District No. 13, Johnstown, $203.65; District No. IA, Bateman, $355.20; Distict No. 15, (white) Union, $6O.35-District No. 15, (colored), $25.0O; District No. Is, Amagon, no report; District No. IF, Bird, $207.00; District No. IS. Grubbs, $368.25; District No. 20, Glaize, $126.50; District No. 21, Litchfield, $211.95; Disticts Nos. 22, 23, 25, B, 43, Glass township, $1S50; District No. "A, Tupelo, $1000.50; District No. 26, Brid, $500; District No. 27, Stegall, $213.50; District No. ''28, Beedeville, no report; District No. 29, Barren, $s4.5o; District No. 30, Bird, no report; District No. 31 Kenyon, no report; District No. B. Pennington, no report; District No. 34; Cow Lake, $154; District No. 35, Tupelo, $27750; District No. 36, Cow Lake, no report; District No. 37, Barren, $41.50; District No. 30, Auvergne and Shoffner, $500; Dis- trict Mo- 40, Bryan, no report; Dis-' trict No. Al, Bird, $50; District No. 42, Eight Mile, $500; District No. A, Algoa, $2OO.5O; District No. 45, Tupelo, $74.25; District No. 46, Au- vergne, no report; District No. AT, Remmel, $350; Denmark, no report; Jacksonport, $4O0; Grubbs, $500; Tuckerman, $3000; Newport, $1O080.
Newport daily independent., 1918-11-21
WANTS SONS BODY TO
 REMAIN IN FRENCH CRAVE.

Chief of Staff March has received from Col. Roosevelt protest against the removal of the body from France of his son, Quentin, and he has noti- fled Gen. Pershing to act accordingly in not only this case, but in those of all fallen heroes, whose parents oppose the removal of the bodies from the present graves.
 All of Americas soldiers and sail-' or dead will be returned from the battlefields and hospital cemeteries of France at the expense of the fed- eral government in 1920, unless pa rents desire otherwise. This is the plan of the war and navy department.
 The custom of bringing home the bodies of American soldiers has been the ntaion's policy for generations.
Newport daily independent., 1918-11-21
THE CHARACTER OF NEWS
 PAPERS

Clean and honest newspapers throughout the United States well come the investigation by the senate judiciary committee into the activi- ties of the brewers organization, for such newspapers are advantaged if newspapers that are not entirely clean are held up to public view.
 From time to time some small-bore statesman pops up an yells "subsl- dized press" On the theory that what is everybody's business is mo- body's business the stateman is al lowed to get away with it, as none considers the incident of sufficient importance to give it attention. The fact is there are about as many un- clean newspapers as there are unclean ministers of the gospel and there are very few unclean ministers of the gospel.
 If any newspaper thinks it can al- ly itself with an interest, work for that interest and keep the details of the alliance secret that newspaper has made great mistake. Also if any newspaper thinks it can be crooked an keep the crookedness se- cret it makes great mistake.
 The newspaper lives in the white
  light of publicity. Thousands are given view of it's thoughts and it's soul each day. If we have any busi- ness or institution which common sense demands shall be entirely hon. est it is the newspaper.
 Before newspaper becomes 8 power it must build good character It may survive for time with gooo reputation and a bad character, but not for long. It can keep it's gooe reputation only by having gooe haracter-Arkansas Gazette.
Newport daily independent., 1918-11-21
HOW TO OBTAIN LABELS
 FOR CHRISTMAS PARCELS
 FOR AMERICAN SOLDIERS.

The nearest relative of any member of the American Expeditionary forces in Europe not receiving a Christmas parcel label by November 21st, 1918, or in case such label is lost, may ob- tain a Christmas parcel label for sending such parcel by applying to the local Red Cross receiving station or the Newport Chamber of Com merce. Parcels to which such labels are affixed will be accepted by post master up to and including Nov. 30, 1918.
 A. M. Cookery, Third Assistant Postmaster General.
Newport daily independent., 1918-11-21
BERLIN PUBLIC IS
 NOT EXCITED OVER
 EVENTS OF FUTURE.
(By The Associated Press.)

Berlin, Nov. 16.-Berlin has now had a week of revolution, yet the streets have the same apnarance they presented on any Saturday dur ing the war. The mass of the public appears anything but excited over the future progress of events. Its war weary nerves apparently are no long CT capable of responding to thrills. It is no reflection on the German sense of patriotic duty, it is said, and news of American food relief tempor- arily eclipses curiosity over the polit- ical drama. Ebert has the cabinet apparently in undisputed control.
 L~ Y~In~~~In.k
Newport daily independent., 1918-11-21
MODEL HOG HOUSE
 HAS BEEN ERECTED
 ON FRONT STREET.

The model hog house, which is es- sential to every farm where hogs are raised, has been completed and is To- cated between the freight depot and passenger station of the Missouri-Pa- cific near Front street. The work was completed this week by Farm Demonstrator Whitaker. Farmers when they come to town are urged to take advantage of this demonstration and MT. Whitaker will be glad to ex- plain its good qualities to everybody interested.
Newport daily independent., 1918-11-21
STORES AND OTHER
 PLACES SHOULD DIS
 IN FECT WITH CRESO.

Sol Heinemann suggests the use of creso as a sure means of properly disinfecting buildings and as pre- ventive of influenza. He uses it daily in his store and says his force of salespeople has remained at work, very likely as the result of the use of the preventive.
 MT. Heinemann puts four table spoonsful of creso in gallon of wa ter and sprinkles the floor with the fluid. One gallon of creso costs $2 and will make 100 quarts of disinfec- tant.
Newport daily independent., 1918-11-21

bility the quarantine will be raised Monday, when the schools will again open and the ban lifted from all other places effected by the restrictions.
 The board of health is anxious that crowds not congregate on the streets and in the stores Saturday. Congrega- ton of numbers of persons is sure manner in which influenza will spread. Persons living in the country are asked not to come to town Satur- day except on the most urgent busi- ness, both for their protection and the salty for health of others.
 Suhscribe for the Independent.
Newport daily independent., 1918-11-21
GERMANY's FLEET Is SURRENDERED 7O ALLIES TODAY IS TURNED OVER TO BRITISH
 AND AMERICANS. Allied Steamers Left Scottish Base Early Today And Accepted Sur render Of Battleships, Cruis-
 CTS, Desroyers.
SUBS ALSO SURRENDERED
{By The Associated Press.j

London, Nov. 21.-The British grand fleet, accompanied by an Amer jean battle squadron and French cruisers and destroyers steamed out at o'clock this morning from Scot .tish base to accept the surrender of German battleships, cruisers and destroyers. A wireless dispatch at noon reports it got in touch with the German ships this morning and that the surrender is being carried out.
Newport daily independent., 1918-11-21
fBy The Associated Press.)

On Board A British Cruiser, We'd nesday-Twenty German submarines, the first of the German fleet to sur render. which were taken over by the British off Harwich this morning, were transferred silently and without demonstration. The German crews obeyed orders sullenly. During the ceremony American seaplanes flew overhead while American submarine 4chasers carried British crews to the andersea boats.
Newport daily independent., 1918-11-21
HOLLAND PERMITS
 GERMAN TROOPS TO
 CROSS HER BORDERS
(By The Associated Press.)

Paris, Nov 21.-The allied govern ments have decided to send an off cial protest to the Dutch government against the violation of Hollands neu- trality as a result of her permitting German troops to cross the province of Limberg in their retreat from Belgium, according to the Echo de Paris.
Newport daily independent., 1918-11-21
COTTON GINNED TO NOVEMBER 14 WAS
 S,681,0O BALES.
(By The Associated Press.)

Washington, November 21.-Cotton ginned prior to November IA amount ed to 8,6G1 ,OO5 running bales the cen sus bureau announces.
 Ginnings up to that date last year were 8,571,115 running bales. Ark ansas ginned this year 629,993 bales.
Newport daily independent., 1918-11-21

Subscribe for the Independent.
Newport daily independent., 1918-11-21
LONGEST TERM OF
 CONGRESS IN HIS
 TORY ADJOURNED.
(By Tho Associated Press.)

Washington, Nov. 21.-The present session of congress, the longest in history, adjourned this evening at 5 o'clock. The adjournment resolution was passed by the house this morn ing and approved by senate vote of forty-one to eighteen.
Newport daily independent., 1918-11-21

Amsterdam, Nov. 21.- The first German warships, destined for intern ment by the allies, left Kiel harbor Sunday, according to the Vossische Zeitung of Berlin. They included the Bayern, Grosser Kurfuerst, Kron Prinz, Mark Graf Koenig Alfred, Kaiserin Seydlitz and Moltke.
Newport daily independent., 1918-11-21
INFLUENZA QUARAN-
 TINE WILL LIKELY
 BE RAISED MONDAY.

Dr. H. o. Walker, secretary of the board of health, states only two new cases of influenza were reported in the city today, and that in all proba-
Newport daily independent., 1918-11-21
(By The Associated Press.)

London, Nov. 21.-The German fleet, specified in terms of armistice,
 rendered today. The admiralty announcement reads: "The main German fleet surrendered at Eine thirty this morning."
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-08-16

eating cornmeal mush, hominy,
grits. breakfast fakes, canned corn,
popcorn, and corn bread. Still, un-.
til the entrance Of the United
States in the Great War, corn did
not constitute as much Of the hui
man diet as might be imagined.
Corn Popular.
;. Since it has become necessary to
substitute corn for wheat, that
shipments Of wheat may be sent
to Europe to feed. the wheat.hun.
{ cry people there, corn has become
more popular than ever as q part
a0f our diet. Until now only one
.bnshel of every thirty bushels has
been used for human food.
The local corn show will emphar
size the necessity of usin mono
but the very best varieties and
types OF corn. that our output Der
acre may be Increased t1emen9oues.
d -Copy11ghted
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-08-16

The order authorizing a payment of
FIVE dollars to postmasters for all &C.
eepted army recruits secured by them
has been rescinded. Many Of the post.
masters returned the fee to the govern
ment and others returned the amount
to SAe recruit secured while others re-
fai1sd the fee. The Withdrawal Of the
fec Was previous to the announcement
shat there would be no voluntary en-
lis1naents until further orders, which is
taAeR to mean not until after the bill
propoaing the draft ages to include men
between 10 and 45 years is disposed Of,
Many believe, however, that men viii
deasaftex be taken into the army wholly
u4asr the asleetlye dtsft systent
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-08-16
rHE rouRrH LIBERTY LOAN

80 T3E EOUkS1k3 A40kk64 0O2A3N
The campaign for the Fourth Liberty
Loan will begin September % and close
October 10. The result Of the loan will
be watched with keen interest in Eu-
rope, not only by our associates in the
war against the Teutonic powers but
by our enemies. It will be regarded by
them as measure Of the American peo-
pie support Of the war.
The Germans know full well the ire
mendous weight and significance Of
popular support Of the war, OF the peo'
pie at home backing up the army in
the field, As the loan succeeds our
enemies. will sorrow; as it falls short
they will rejoice. Every dollar sub.
scribed will help and encourage the
American soldiers and hurt and de-
press the enemies Of America.
The loan will be test of the loyalty
and Willingness Of the people Of the
United States to make sacrifices com
pared with the willingness of our sol
diers to do their part. There must be
and will be no failure by the people to
measure up to the courage and devo:
ton of our men in Europe. Many OF
them have given up their lives; shall
we at home withhold our money! Shall
we spare our dollars while they spare
not their very lives?
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-08-16
TO Keep some
Use Common Sense.

In a desire to help food conservation
many women 60 to ridiculous extremes.
Children and growing youngsters
should be we'll nourished, war; or no
war. Mr.. Hoover wants us to use com
mon sense in our conservation. Put
ting youngsters on half rations is very
far from common sense. If you cut
down their butter or sugar, increase
their consumption Of milk.-People's
Home Journal.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-08-16

h part the foreign: born takes in
Ae industrial life Of this country is
given ont by Frank Turnbull, chairman
Of the immigration committee Of the
Unitsd States chamber Of commerce.
He says:
1hers are 10 million foreign-born per-
cons In the United States.
UAe immigrant contributes IS per cent
Il 10 labor used. in, the slaughtering
and meat packing industry which is the
comtry's largest industry.
; He does seven-tenths Of the coal
mining;
0s does seven-etghths Of all the work
il ~ wooden mills;
e. b contributes nine-tenths Of all the
hbo1 in the cotton mills;
He manufacturers more then half the
a,nAa;
= h builds four.fifths Of all the fsrni-
>ss.es
IL makes half the collars, cuffs and
sla&sSe;
He turns out four-fifths Of all the
leather;
h makes half the gloves;
H rehnes nearly nineteen-twentieths
Of Ne sugar;
n makes half the tobacco and cigars.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-08-16
Spain Not Likely to Fioht.

epasn Not Likely to Fight. g
Washington, Aug. IA diplomatic
break between Spain and Germany IL
held to be probable In Allied and neu.
trail diplomatic circles here, but Spain
40 an actual combatant is considered
unlikely. Official dispatches from
London, Paris and Rome report .
crave crisis at Madrid and throughout
Spain. Details OF the cables differ
widely. The bod shortage, reported
70 have attained the proportions of q
famine In the cante1s OF population,
. declared to have precipitated the
61seatt1astion Of the Spanish people
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-08-16
Fn0VvNS ON SUNDAY
WORK IN SHoPYARDS
Fleet Corporation Believes Day of
Rest Will Result in
Greater Tonnage.

Philadelphia, Aug. 1s.-Sunday work
In shipyards is frowned upon by the
Emergency Fleet corporation, whose
vice president, Howard Coonley, in an
order issued, states that the man
agement believes greater tonnage
will result if the day is observed as
a period of rest, and it, therefore, ex-
poets it to be free of tod except in
cases Of emergency.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-08-16
italy Gains Honor.

Washington. Aug. 1.-THE propa-
'ganda bombardment Of Vienna BY
Italian aviators IL being acclaimed az
q great moral victory for the Allies
~ newspapers Of Switzerland and
other European neutrals, cables to the''
Italian embassy stated. The neutralsI
declare that the Italian deaision, to
refrain from bombarding the Austrian
capital, when It was IN their power.
y . blow to the enemy. Tie deoision
q the Italian command nor Is sa6rt-
Hoo the nves Of nonoombatants was
g = 7 !. led b Franc Az +
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-08-16

Down in Arkansas, where the repub-
]icans have not won victory in nearly
fifty years, they have announced that
they will not put ticket in the field
this year, but will put their entire en-
ergy into winning the war.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-08-16

The farmer should now be planning
on that exhibit he is going to bring to
the county fair. You've got an animal
or some grain that you axe sure would
win a. prize if you took it to the fair.
At least that is what we have heard
many of you say when you were looking
at the other fellows stuff. Bring it
along and let the rest Of 'em see what
you've got.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-08-16
GEN. OTANl LEAVES
JAPAN FOR SIBERIA

Japanese Officer Will Assume Conn
mand Of the Allied Forces
in Russia.
Toxic, Aug. 16.-Lieut. Cen. Otani
commander Of the Allied expedition
to Siberia, left here for Vladivostok
with his stan. The Japanese press
acclaims Otani as "the right man In
the right place."
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-08-16
Really Serious.

Really Serious.
The Newlyweds had unwittingly
chosen their abode in the neighbor-
hood where scandal was rife.
One morning one Of the neighbors
sent hoarse whisper over to her chief
cOnfidant:
whats the trouble between the
Newlyweds?"
"Her husband tried to keep some
thing from her."
'Oh, that's not serious! Men will
have their little secrets"
"Ah, you don't understand! This is
serious: He tried to keep a dollar and
a quarter of his last weeks pay"