Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-08-09

No girl ever had a curly head with
out wanting shoulder to rest it on.
Judgment doesn't do so very much
harm if YOU don't invest money on it.
Good deeds are sometimes perform
I'd unless they happen to cost money.
Next to money. sentiment most
keeps happy families from breaking
up.
It's unfair to a college graduate to
keep on treating him that way all his
life
A really good man would suffer fear
fully from his utter lack of companions
ship.
There's hardly anything mar can't
get cured Of nowadays except selfish
ness.
Too many precautions usually omit
the one that would have been suffi-
Gent
Love isn't much more foolish than
lots of other things, only it shows
Ilore.
You can tell a wig woman wears
by the emphatic way she acts as if it
wasn't.
The more a widow knows about men
the more she acts as il she had to
learn it.
Optimism is being able to keep on
hoping after proof that YOU ale a fool
10 do it.
Good judgment is no more sure all
the time than good legs are on slip
perry ice.
There is a short cut TO every kind
of misery; to happiness all the roads
are long.
A man has to be conceitci about
something if it's only the big shoes
be wears.
Everybody seems to have lot to
do about running the government but
me voters,
A man has TO feel some pride about
Lis ancestors even If it's thai ne ney
er had any.
If the weather fayors a man in his
business he thinks it's because he's SO
smart at it,
Even the weather Is satisfactory
topic OF conversation compared to
,our relatives
The longest way home is when a
}aans wife has her relatives there
waiting for him.
The exception that proves the rule
could prove anything else with about
as much reason.
The course of true love doesn't run
tmooth before marriage, and il grows
tougher aiterward.
The successful thing about faith IS
now it can 90 along without there be-
ing any ground for it.
A woman likes to take foreign tours
50 she can talk about them, if they
are only around the block
It takes the genius of a pretty girl
10 make man afraid to kiss her when
she's dying for him to do it,
If man could buy cigars for his
wife instead of flowers it wouldn't
seem an extravaganza al all,
If there are no curling irons I'D
heaven The women there must have
some lively agitation over it.
The more Of a hurry a man Is in 10
set married the longer time he has
afterward to wonder wiz he was
Unfortunately We do not learn the
'.a!ue of staying whore We belong till
We have wandered where we dcnt.
Where a woman 4, has such good
sense is IN her perfect willingness 10
buy a good figure If it didn't come to
her ma lurally.
It's great comfort to woman who
has lost her ideals in marriage 10
think how many she had when she
was engaged
II takes woman with blister on
her foot from a tight shoe to smile
sweetly as if it were diamond sun
burst in her hair.
It's just a SUPERSTITION that a man
learns to be a eoOu fisherman by be-
ing a great liar; mats the way he
really learns not to be
Nearly every man can take moro
pride in having seen chorus girl
show than IN understanding The con.
sttuton of his country
If man will always make love 10
his wife he may never get to be more
than a clerk but she will know that he
deserves to be president.