The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1918-10-07

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when it duzent shtand fer sumthin'
we've got under yer hat. Don't We
think so? Ez Oh look at it, handle"
s soort Nv label, telling what's
insoide. An Imply froot jar with
label on it, on the cillar shelf is poor
shtock, but Dim thinkin foine jar
O. ounce presarve would be shtill a
Jar o. ounce presarve whether it had
label. on it er not, and moighty good
atm If the QUAL1TY'S GOOD
ENOOF, nobuddy'sA goin te fuss over
I the label Nobuddy seems to be shtop-
pin to ask did Blackstone, er George
Washingtun, err Abe Lincoln, or Will
lum Harvey, or Shakespear, err Thorn
as Edyson, er General Pershing hev
little ornymentle tails Nv the alphy-
bet hoong onto, their names, when
thinkin they were the right men for
their. jobs; by THEIR WORRHKS
THEY WE'RE KNOWN the RECORDS
Nv THE THINGS THEY'VE doom
ARE ENOOF FER US. An SO it wud
be with Macdunnald; if annybuddy
cud foind amy fine, big things he'd
liver dun, we cud be shtartinga ricord,
but Owe wasted a lot Wv tonne hunt
in fer nOthin. %'% @'f ai"''
But that Miss NELSON. Why lord
bless We, if that woman he'd bin afther
handle" to her name while she was
shtudyin at Colleges and Universities,
+ she'd had shtring O. letters hoong
onto her be this tonne long enuff to-
fly kite. But she WASH father orny-
minis NV eddycashun-she was afther
the GOODS-knowlige and infoOrma-
shun on ivry thing in creashun that
rayally genooine eddicator needs te
KNOW and Do. And she has shpent
her whole life maxim herself bigger
anbetter fer thi work. she has chosen.
Olive Investigated her thooroly, and
Be the Saints, her RECORD eZ an eddy
Gator has N. C. Macduunnal's needin
magnifyin-glass Afther pickin out
and devourin the besht that the Uni
voorsity NV NORTH Dikota, Ann Arbor
Univoorsity. Chicago Univoorsity and
plinty Nv travel had te offer, the pay
pie NV her own Valley City and Barnes
Country hev kept her right there pass
in it on te them and their Children.
Now anybody Knows that the hard
est critics yOong man er woman
hez tie deal with when they're shtartln
out in biZness are the home payple;
they kin alwiz do bether, be more ap-
presheated, an make bigger name
fer themsels away frum home; but
Miss Nelson was unusual, she was
prepared to ooverflowin te help make
the Valley, City and Barnes Coonty
shkools shinin lights in the shtate,
and all the payple knoo it, and they've
kept her right there doin 1t fer all
the shtate te know ABBOTT; N. c. Mac
dunnal knows ABBOTT it too, and that's
what hurts i'm so. He sees her height,
and the oonly way he kin climb Oop
il be pullin her doom. An so Miss
| Nelson went inty the City Shkools
and taught for thirteen years, mooch
NV those years bein at the head Nv the
science ,daypartment in the Holgh
Shkool. Has n. c. Macdunnal dun
that? or cud he do the loike aven
now? Fer the lasht twilve years
she's bin that bizy bein Country Soo-
printindint NV Barnes, Coonty, she cud-
dent even know the prevailin shtyles
in leddies' bunnits, and frum point NV
eddicashun her country is the foinest
lin the shtate. Wud they be keepin
her year afther year if she was what
this noninty Nv Macdunnal is calm
her in his dirty mood-thrOwin cam
pain? An let. me tell We not to be
worryin amy over Miss Nelson's NOT
j BEIN ABLE TIE QUALIFY fer the Of
flee because NV not hevin the handle"
that's shtuck in the throat Nv her
manly (?) opponint, for OF kin tell We
/ right off the real that Minnie ]. Mel
son holds in her two handsla LIFE
CERTIFICATE THAT ENTITIES
HER TO. TEACH IN ANY SCHOOL,
IN THE STATE, big er little, high er
low, OR TO HOLD THE OFFICE wv
SHTATE SUPERINTENDENT, and let
me tell ye farther that the name,
1 "MINNIE ]. NELSON" carries with
/ it meanin te educators wurth the
name, and te Boards Nv Eddycashun
! in the shtate, that would ELECT her to
their faculties so fasht that she wud-
| dent be, able to tell which contract
rachel her foirst. Her ricord does
1 it's own tahkin. She needs no wan to
| initiate the columns Nv the newspapers
with lies to discredit her oppOnint.
/ His ricord in no instance shows the
shlightest claim to what they're calm
efficiency or satisfacshun; Miss Mel
sons ricord is wan NV nawthin else,
\ joost series Nv years NV fOine work.,