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The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-03
LIVE STOCK

FOR SALE-60 shoats, crossed with Du- roc and Poland China; will sell at big sacrifice; also l thoroughbred Holstein bull. Norman Morrison, 1S031b Third ave. Phone Main 192
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-03
LIVE STOCR

 FOR SALE-Just received a carload of the best Holstein and Jersey milch cows that has ever been offered for sale on the Birmingham market; some and 5-gallon cows in load; will take dry cattle in exchange. Union Stock Yards, 2Srd ave. and 24th st. Phone Main 1030.
 FOR SALE-Good grade pigs of the Du- roc, Poland-China and Berkshire breeds; good, thrifty pigs, to s weeks old, at SC. 50 and $7 50 each; also booking orders for pigs to be delivered fall and winter. c. F. Sal mon, Spring Garden, Ala FOR SALE-l0 fine Aure bred Duroc-Jer- sey pigs; females, s25; males, Sl5; when three months old, November 2S; order now: papers furnished on request; per feet beauties; just come and see them, or write at once. Miss Hattie McCas- lin, Grenada, Miss. R. A.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-03
Country Is Faced by
 Serious Coke Shortage

Washington, November "A serious cok@ shortage faces the country. Fuel Administrator Garfield\ announced to- night that reports fer the week which ended October 2S showed that less than one weeks supply exists. Because of the shortage representatives of the administration have been sent into Pennsylvania an1 the southern fields 10 make a personal appeal to the
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-03

LOST OR STOLEN-Girls bicycle, paint ed blue; Dexter make; handholds gone from both handle bars; left standing last night near corner 18th ave. and 18th st. Finder please phone Main 33S6
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-03
HELP WANTED-MALE AND
 FEM ALE

LOVEMAN, JOSEPH & LOEB WANT SALES PEOPLE AND HELP IN ALL DEPARTMENTS Liberal pay, prominent positions, rapid promo tion.
 This store has openings in it's various departments for bright, intelligent people. If you are ex- perienced, a good posi- tion' awaits you, If you have had no experience. we will train you. The following positions are open Monday morning: Salesladies in hosiery de- partment.
 Salesladies in jewelry de- partment.
 Salesladies in glove, in ribbon, in neckwear and toilet goods departments. Salesmen and saleswomen in mems furnishings. Salesmen and saleswomen in boys clothing. Wanted, especially, 25 salespeople in the toy ! department.
 Also wanted, wrapping girls and boys, men in shipping department and furniture packers in warehouse.
 Apply with references, Superintendent, m a in balcony.
 LOVEMAN. JOSEPH
 & LOEB
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-03
First Keel Laid

Wilmington, \. C., November 2.-The keel was laid here this afternoon for the first fabricated steel ship to be built at the Carolina Shipbuilding cor pfration yard, where 12 9600-ton steel eseIs will be built for the shipping board The vessel is 10 be completed in POI days.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-03

FOR SALE-Registered Duroc-Jersey boar. years old; weighs over 400 lbs; first check for s70 gets him. papers furnished. c. F. Salmon, Spring Garden, Ala
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-03
HELP WANTED-FEMALE

lady: experienced ste- nographer and bookkeeper, that can give good local recommendations. Ala bama Jobbing House, 2129 1st ave.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-03
LIVE STOCK

T
 40 head of first-class young Holstein cows, with young calves and heavy springers; also 5 registered Jersey cows with heifer calves just in from Wisconsin. Bir- mingham Stock Yards. Phone Main 3734.
 MILCH COWS-For sale, carload of g., and 5-gallon cows, with young calves. Holsteins and Jerseys, just ar rived at Southern Stock Yards, cor ner 1st ave. and 27th st., at East Lake viaduct; will swap for dry cows; it will pay you to see these cows be- fore buying elsewhere Phone Main s5S9. C. W. Walden & Sons.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-03

REGISTERED. big-type Poland China
 hogs; satisfaction guaranteed. D. r. Fortune. Banner, Tenn.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-03

Head of the Commercial Department of the Spencer
 Business College Mrs Wilson graduated in bookkeeping in the Spencer College in IA days and took charge of that department proving to be most successful teacher She is hard student studying the subject from every standpoint and taking full course in higher accountancy from the Chicago University.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-03

WANT to sell large mule and single dray Mule in good shape. Call to see me
 619 18th st.. S.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-03

Founder of the original marvellous and matchless method of teaching bookkeeping. He says of it.: Tt applies to any bookkeeping under the sum- He taught bookkeeping in IS states kept books in large firms in Boston, Baltimore and New York; and served two years under Cleveland in the treasury department He died after teaching three years in the Spencer Business Col 4ege
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-03

Four hours sleep out of 24 is enough for the elephant.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-03

Electricity has been adapted to AS different purposes about the household.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-03

Inventor and patentee of the Bookkeeping Chart which simplifies and visuaizes double-en1y bookkeeping. He says that invention is the proudest mark of his fe He took course in bookkeeping under Prof. William son, after studying that subject in the old way text book method in the University of Tennessee. He professional and practical teacher having spent many years in the public schools of Alabama as teacher.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
GOODBYE BACKACHE, KIDNEY
AND BLADDER TROUBLES

For centuries all over the world
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil has af-
forded relief in thousands upon thou
sands Of cases Of lame back, lumbago,
sciatica, rheumatism, gallstones, grav-
ell and all other affections of the kid
neys, liver, stomach, bladder and al
lied organs. 1t acts quickly. 1t does
the work. 1t cleanses your kidneys
and purif1es the blood. 1t makes a
new man. new woman, Of you. 1t
frequently wards off attacks of the
dread and fatal diseases of the kid
neys. 1t often completely cures the
distressing diseases of the organs Of
the body allied with the bladder and
kidneys. Bloody or cloudy urine, sed-
iment, or "brickdust" indicate an un-
healthy condition.
Do not delay minute If your back
aches or you are sore across the loins
or have difficulty when urinating. Go
to your druggist at once and get a
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19

headaches disappeared. ! gained in
weight and feel fine, SO I can honestly
recommend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound to any woman who ia
suffering as | was. - Mrs. ADELINE B.
LYNCH, 100 Plain ST., Providence, R. I.
Backache and nervousness are symp-
toms or natures warnings, which in
dictate functional disturbance or an
unhealthy condition which often devel-
ops into more serious ailment.
Women in this condition should not
continue to drag along without help, but
profit by Mrs. Lynch's experience, and
try this famous root and herb remedy,
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound-and for special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Med. Co. Lynn. Mass.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19

box Of imported GOLD MEDAL Haar
lem Oil Capsules. They are pleasant
and easy to take. Each capsule con-
tains about one dose Of five drops.
Take them Just like you would any
pill. Take small swallow Of water
if you want to. They dissolve In the
stomach, and the kidneys soak up the
oil like sponge does water. They
thoroughly cleanse and wash out the
bladder and kidneys and throw of the
Inflammation which is the cause Of
the trouble. They will quickly relieve
those stiffened joints, that backache.
rheumatism, lumbago, sciatica, gall
stones, gravel, "brickdust," etc. They
are an effective remedy for all dis
eases Of the bladder, kidney, liver.
stomach and allied organs. Your
druggist will cheerfully refund your
money If yeu are not satisfied after q
few days use. Accept only the pure,
original GOLD MEDAL HARLEM OH
Capsules. None other genuine.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
NDDy
.LKRY TALL U \
~ MARY GpAUAhF BONNER.
WEST HIGHLAND PUPPIES.

well" said the West Highland
white terrier, puppy known as Billy,
'how did you get along?"
"Finely," said the West Highland
white terrier puppy known as Sarah.
did you win a lot Of priZes?" asked
Billy.
Il did indeed" said Sarah.
elbow about your" she added, after
a moments thought and look about
her. Everything is the same as when
we left It," she said.
eyes, just the same" said Billy, ''but
it's nice to see everything so familiar.
1t seems so like home then"
"Isn't it pice to have a real homer"
inquired Sarah. ct just love good
home"
$50 do l." said Billy. "And do you
suppose anyone has such a nice mis-
tress?"
81 don't think it's possible" said
Sarah, wagging her tail very hard.
"Did you hear what they said at the
show?" asked Billy.
81 don't know just what you mean,"
Sarah answered. 81 heard a great deal
at the show. I heard Of the prizes
which had won and I heard my mis-
tress say she was so proud of me. And
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19

"WeII, Well, That's a Funny Joke.*
I walked my very best and stood my
very best when they were comparing
me with the other dogs. And I heard
the incest little cry of joy my mistress
gave when I won one prize which was
very, very fine.
"She gave cry of joy just like I
might do if / saw,a bone"
"Ah, no." said Billy, "you don't know
what I mean. won prizes too as I
said before and I did my best for my
mistress sake, and she seemed happy
and pleased and proud. But heard
something else which did amuse me-"
"What?' asked Sarah.
Listen, and I will tell you," said
Billy. So Sarah walked up and crawled
up on the rug beside Billy and said:
'8Tell me, Puppy Friend"
Billy and Sarah had both been at
the dog show, of course, but they had
been in different parts Of the building
for they had been entered in different
exhibitions. That is, Billy was trying
to win prize over other little West
Highland puppies like himself, and
Sarah was trying to win prizes over
other little female puppies like herself,
with names such as Nelly and Grace
and Suzette.
So that when they reached home aft
er the show they had to talk it all over.
"Tell me what you heard" said
Sarah.
81 heard" said Billy, "that every one
said that West Highland puppies were
going to be the most popular dogs the
country round"
Indeed" said Sarah, show very
fine"
eyes," continued Billy, land I heard,
too, that one of the reasons for it was
that in addition to our nice white coats
and our bright ways and our good dis
positions that we weren't very large
eaters and that folks were thinking Of
that too"
"What!" exclaimed Sarah. "They
even think about whether we are big
eaters or not?"
ACS, SulO Diily, OcCduSC Iucy say
food is becoming very valuable and
that lots Of it must be saved. So they
think we will be very, very popular"
swell, WELL" said Sarah, "that's a
funny joke. I've heard of dog being
popular because he was clever, had
good disposition and was good-looKlng
or nice family pet. But it is the first
time ever heard of dog being popu-
lar too because he or she didn't over
eat"
eve have to keep up with the times"
said Billy, wagging his tail.
II suppose so," said Sarah. "Well,
it's lucky we don't care for such
great deal to eat, isn't it?"
eyes," said Billy, sit is-but then
again 1 don't think it makes much diff
ference, for our mistress, Maidie,
would never let her little dogs go hun
CRY, never, never, never"
And just then Maidie came along to
play with her dogs, and from the way
she petted them anyone would have
known that Billy had spoken the truth.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19

ne SouIon'I OeSCripe tne type ExdCCiys
among the birches with a nice girl
waiting for you, and a little curly
head with brown, bramble-scratched
knees, running down the pathway call
Ing Daddy"
"There are two other bachelors in
this Office. They're getting on to-
ward forty. They want to get mar
ried the worst kind Of way, but they
don't know how to go about it,"
Here's His Dream Girl.
Asked to describe his dream girl,
Andrews said:
"She can be either a brunette or
blonde, but neither too large nor
too small. She must be nice. ]
don't want any girl who dances, as
that kind wants to go around with
other men. I'd like it if she went
to church and was quiet and domes-
tic in her tastes"
like the girls in Elgin?" he was
asked.
"Yes-like Elgin girls"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
IDEAL HUSBAND
SEEKS A Bride
Young, Good Looking, and Well
Behaved, Offers Self for
Matrimony.
PUTS AID In PAPER
Candidate Must Be Nice, Either Bru.
nette or Blonde, but Neither
Too Large Nor Too
Small.

Chicago.-Perhaps it is because
there are so many available Jackies
in town. Or perhaps Alvin L. An
drews, like many Chicago boys, is a
shrinking violet.
But, at any rate, the girls around
here seem to have overlooked bet.
Bashfulness. as in the case Of John
Alden, may be carried too far. Rath-
er than let things go to such extremes
young Andrews, who is a city hall
employee, advertised for a wife in the
Elgin newspapers.
He has been to Elgin once and
seen the girls. He couldn't describe
the type exactly, but they were the
kind he liked. They were mice girls"
as he expressed it.
Here's What He Offers.
Andrews wants a wife, and offers
the following inducements:
A husband who stays home nights
and who never plays cards.
A husband who neither drinks nor
chews.
Good 1ooks-tall and attractive.
Money in the bank.
Two Liberty bonds.
A good salsry.
eyes, he said, 'T despaired of ever
meeting the kind Of girl want. While
I always have lived at home, I'm very
lonesome. What want is home Of
my own-a little bungalow, you know.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
Prussian Arrogance.

A captured Prussian officer objected
to riding on a truck in France with
some captured private soldiers. Don't
you know I'm an officer?" he roared at
his captors.
"Are your" snapped an American
"Well, we won't let that worry you
long. See here!" and as he spoke
the hand with the penknife deftly cut
the insignia from the officers shout
ders.
You're busted!" he said. you're
private now. Get back in the ranks
with the rest of them"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
WIFE BEATS UP HUSBAND
Comes Home Drunk, Starts Rough
House and Gets the Worst
Of 1t.

Akron, O.-The other night officers
found an Akron man lying on the side
walk in front Of his home. He was
bleeding from several wounds, and
looked as though he had passed
through a thrashing machine. He
could not tell what happened to him.
The officers questioned his wife.
"Sure, I did it," she said. "He came
home intoxicated and raised a rough
house with me and the children, so ]
beat him up"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
Indigestion, BIoat,
Heartburn, Caused
by Acid Stomach

takes the pep and punch out Of them.
leaves little or ne vitality.
Strike At the very cause Of all this
trouble and clean this excess acid out
Of the stomach. This will give the stom.
ach q chance to digest the food propeYlyt
nature will do the rest.
A wonderful new remedy removes ex-
cess acid without the slightest discom-
fort. 1t is called EATONIC. made In
the form of tablets-they are good to eat
Just like a bit of candy. EAT0NIC
literally absorke the injurious excess
acid and carries It away through the In
testines. 1t drives the bloat out Of the
body-you can fairly feel 1t work.
Try EAT0N1C and see how quickly
It banishes bloat. heartburn, belching.
food-repeating, indigestion, etc. See
too. how quickly your general health
improves how much more Of your
food is digested-how nervousness and
irritability disappear. Learn how easy
1t is to get back your physical and men,
tai punch. Have the power and energy
to work with vim. Enjoy the good
things OF life. Learn what II means to
fairly bubble over With health
So get a box Of EAToNIC from your
druggist today. We authorize him to
guarantee EATONIC to please you and
you can trust your druggist to make
this guarantee good. II II, fails in any
way, take 1t back-he will refund your
money.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
Gold In the Head"

is an acute attack of Nasal Catarrh. Per-
sons who are subject to frequent ''colds
in the head" will find that the use Of
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will
builc up the System, cleanse the Blood
and render them less liable to colds.
Repeated attacks Of Acute Catarrh may
lead to Chronic Catarrh.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is taxi
on internally and acts through the Blood
ON the Mucous Surfaces Of the System.
All Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
$4,000 for any case of catarrh that
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will not
cure.
p. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19

What is the cause Of Indigestion, dys-
pepsia, bloat. heartburn. food-repeating,
belching. gassy, sour stomach, and so
many stomach miserfes Just this-acid.
st0mach-superacidity as the doctors
call 1t. 1t robs millions Of their full
strength, vitality and the power to enjoy
nfe-to be real men and women.
1t Is well known that an acid mouth
destroys the teeth. The acid is so power
full that 1t eats right through the hard
enamel and causes the teeth to decay.
This is fair warning of what excess acid.
tty Will do to the delicate organization
or the stomach; as a matter Of fact. ex-
cess acidity not only produces q great
many painful and disagreeable symp-
toms that we generally name Stomach
troubles" but It is the creator of long
train of very serious ailments. Acid
stomach interferes with the digestion
and causes the food to ferment. This
mass of sour. fermented food passes into
the tntestines. where 1t becomes the
breeding place for germs and toxic
poisons, which In turn are absorbed
into the blood and distributed through
out the entire body.
Wherever you go you see victims OF
acid-stomach people who, while not
actually down sick are always aiing-
have no appetite, food doesn't digest.
belching all the time. continually com.
planning Of being weak and tired and
worn out. It is this excess acidity that
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
British Daring.

Richthofen, the famous German air
fighter, now dead, once described how
an English machine one night came
down from a height of $50 feet,
binding glare of searchlights to
bomb a German airdrome with dead
ly effect. Richthofen considered it
tremendously plucky that the man
didn't swerve, but came straight on in
accC dance with his plans"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
Ends Life by Dynamite.

Prentice, Wis.-Worried over family
troubles, Charles Peterson, native Of
Sweden and a farmer of this vicinity
for twenty years, went out into field
near his home, lighted the fuse of q
stick of dynamite, and then calmly
blew himself to pieces. His body was
scattered in small bits over a wide
radius of his farm.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
Small Chance.

The teacher of certain Sunday
school class put this question to one
Of her boy pupils:
"How did Noah spend his time in
the ark?"
''Efshin'," said the boy promptly.
swell, Tommy" said the teacher,
with smile, "tnat certainly sounds
IKE reasonable suggestion"
"But he couldn't catch much"
what makes you think that?"
Because" said the boy, knowing
y, "he had only two worms"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19

ach s, my back
ached all the time.
/ was tired and had
no ambition for any,
thing. ! had taken
a number of medi-
cines which did me
no good. One day
] read about Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege-
tableCompoundand
what it had done for
women. so [ tried
it. My nervousness
Owl taon1-oolA 81
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19

New Albany, Ind.-Robert A. Utz, a
city fireman here, dreamed he was
lighting a blaze and during his sleep
he twisted his body in such a manner
that his shoulder was dislocated. He
will not be able to return to his duties
for some time. He had similar ex.
perience some time ago.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
w. N. u, NEW YORK, NO. 42--1e1s.
No Choice.

"Hey, there, Nose, get a hustle on
you now. Didn't you hear about that
work-or-fight ruler
"Yas, sub, vas, sub, I suttenly did.
But in dis yah mans army seems t
ME dey wants t. make 20 do both"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
Difficult Classification.

Teacher-Tommy, to what class Of
the animal kingdom do I belongl
Tommy-Dunno, teacher. Pa says
you're an old hen and ma says you're
an old cat.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
So Much a Foot.

''How Is that for So shoe?'
only $3 for those? can hardly be-
neve it."
Il don't say for those-the other
one cost me So also.-Boston Tran
script.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19

Queen Wilhelmina Of Holland cares
less for travel than any other Eu-
,pean sovereign.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
Cuticura Beauty Doctor

For cleansing and identifying the
skin, hands and hair, Cutcura Soap
and Ointment afford the most effective
preparations. For free samples ad-
dress, "Cuticura, Dept. x, Boston," At
druggists and by mail. Soap 20, Oint-
ment 25 and 50.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
Grocery Gossip.

There's some talk about a fish
trust"
"You mean the critters won't bite
for private parties any more?"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
The Qiaunosls.

Hasn't the patient decidedly de
veloped case of egoism?"
mo; just plain, ordinary fits"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19

An aerial rudder helps to steer a
French racing automobile and lessons
its kidding.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
HOW TO AVOID
BACKACHE And
NERVOUSNESS
Told by Mrs. Lynch From
Own Experience.

Providence, R. I.-"I was all run
down in health, was nervous, had head
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19
Good Reasons,

Good Reasons.
"Why do you call your boat the
HEM" Because she has matches and
lays to-"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-10-19

The trouble with too much ego Ia
that there's too little go in it.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1918-11-03
WON'T ISSUE APPLICATIONS
 FOR TEXAS LIQUOR PERMITS

Austin, Texas, Nov. 2.-The state comptroller announced this afternoom that he will not issue any applications for permits to engage ill handling and sellign intoxicating liquors ip. Texas until it can be shown, beyond any doubt, that no law remains oni the statute which prohibits the issu- ance of a license. He states that the final disposition of the prohibition test case now pending in the court of criminal appeals will not alter his ae+ tions. ff,'
 The court of criminal appeals re- gently ordered the release of a man who was arrested under this law, but the attorney general holds that it passed only upon the section that for bids the sale of liquor and not on those parts dealing with the trans tportation, etc. of liquuors. The at torney general also states that mo- tion for rehearing of the test case will be filed