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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31
STRAY STREAKS
(By Fluke McFluke.)

John Henry was on the program
for a speech in the meeting of the
called soldier Boys and Citizens at
the court house Wednesday night,
but | couldn't attend. ! thought
lessly told some FIVE or six of my
friends that Thomas was to speak and
strange to say, none of them could
go either
Some people are quick to share
their hospitality with, and lavishly
entertain the "Highbrow" or man of
place, and of power. but never can
see way to take in those of the low
lier and humber walks of life.
A Rial, who gave the receipts for
his output of popcorn and peanuts to
the Red Cross, one day this week
says he never had such a trade in all
his life, as on that day and durnd
if people didn't buy his wares ex-
travigantly, who had not tasted
"sich" things in Is years.
AS a general proposition, the dog
with the most BARK, at first, attracts
the greatest amount of attention, but
is far in the rear when the game is
finally chased to earth, and. he makes
still more ado when coming upon the
game, vanquished by the fleet footed.
but more silent runners of the pack.
Our wife wasn't satisfied with
blowing in several dollars. for lawn
mower, which l didn't want, but out
OF the depths of her charity, she has
lately added to my presents, a new
garden pillow, (Also not wanted). !
detest such wastful extravaganza in
the giving of presents, but notwith-
standing my sentiments. l had to do
so l bought for the wife
a nice new dashboard, two mops
and a half doz. bars of big deal soap
m,u *** .---.
We are not much on hankering to
be old, but since they have got up
this doggone new tangled law, put
ting the SO hour, per week, work
clause on all men under so. we al
most wish we were as old as John
Henry, Lee Simmerman or Ed Bar
rass.
Bat Nall and the Editor of this
sheet have been having it up one side
and down two, even both ways for
Sunday, in all of which, this paper
has come off a poor third best. The
Editor gave Bat a pair of trousers to
clean, press and repair several weeks !
ago and Bat refused to yield posses |
sion of the aforesaid Brooches with |
out payment in coin of the relm, for |
his alleged services. The Editor de- |
INJURED to the cash stuff and in lieu |
thereof, tried 20 work in an adver- |
Using account, which he claimed as |
long past due, which claim Bat over
ruled. The upshot of it was, has
been and is now, when a visitor |
comes into the office. the said Editor
has to make a dive for the dark |
chamber; Hence the paper suffers, he |
being kept away from his desk so |
much.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

One beneficient result of the war is
the tightening of the grip of the
courts on violators of the law. From
every section of the country come re-
ports of courts and juries measuring
out justice to evil doors. With ma
tional freedom in peril, and the mass
es periodically striving to meet the
emergency, the public temper is in no
mood to be tolerant with criminals.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

One objection great many good
people will have to returning Ollie
James to the United States senate is,
he is a leetle too wet. Ollie voted
against submitting the national pro-
bibition amendment.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31
CARD OF THANKS.

wish to extend my earnest thanks
and appreciation TO my many friends
and neighbors for their kindness
and sympathy shown me during
the illness and death of my beloved
wife, Even the cold touch of Deaths
clammy fingers is softened by the
memory of your love and friendship.
r. l.. DEVER.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

The Louisville Herald twits the
Pennsylvania Democrats for putting
up a wet candidate for governor and
dry candidate for lieutenant COVER
nor. But does not the Herald re-
member how admirably similar con-
bination worked for the Kentucky
Democrats three years ago?
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

who have met them on the field Of
battle. We have heard number Of
such soldiers deliver addresses, and
each of thin displayd the most violent
and uncompromising hatred. such
uniform loathing and unconcealed
bitterness must have been engendered
by personal contact with savage
cruplfv
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

It must be shocking to the Ameri-
can prohibitionist to learn that just
before sending the soldiers on par
ticularly hazardous job of "mopPing
ND" the Huns the British officers give
their men a dash of rum.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

Mexico is getting ugly again, and
we may be called unpon at an incon-
yenient time to give her a dressing
down. We ought to have had the job
done already. Marse Henry may not
live to see it accomplished, but his
"On to Panama" cry was prophetic.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

We are going to stand by the
goose neck hoe" woodworking system
through thick and thin the balance
of this year, and then if the Fiscal
court does not devise something bet
ter by the first of the year we are
going to camp on its trail till there
amt no trail left. Fair warning.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

Do you get up at night? Sanol Is
surely the best for all kidney or blad'
der troubles. Sanol gives relief In
"a hours form all backache and blad'
der troubles. Sanol is guaranteed
remedy. soc and $1.00 a bottle al
the drug store. 46-yI
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

The State of Indiana has sent p
500 more volunteers to the army than
has Virginia, South Carolina, North
Carolina, Mississippi, Louisiana and
Arkansas combined. If there is any
politics in volunteering it must be
Republican politics.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

The Socialists argue that because
the government has made some
measure of success with the post Of
flee department and the schools il
should take over everything. With
the same logic if one sixtieth of a
grain of arsenic is a good tonic ten
grains would be a cureall.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

When wou have Backache the liver
or kidneys are sure to be out of gear,
Try Sanol, it does wonders for the
liver, kidneys and bladder. A trial
soc bottle will convince you. Get it
at the drug store 46-yr
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

" We have forgotten what day it
was the President set aside for pray
ing for peace, but we are gouging the
Huns with our garden hoe every day.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

Pullman Porter Ito aged man as
train pulls into yards near depot ::
Brush you off sir?"
Aged man: "No-I'll get off the
usual way."-Clipped.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

The most convincing evidence Of
the savage brutality of the German
soldiers is the uniform bitter hatred
of the Hun by those returned soldiers
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

Judge B. ]. Bethurum, of Somerset,
Ed Morrow's town, has announced
his candidacy for the Republican
nomination for United States Senator
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31
SEEDS! SEEDS!

The best quality of Cane Seed
Broom Corn, Pumpkin, Whipporwil
Peas-most any kind of field SEED
you want.
47t4 w. E. ELLIS & BRO.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31
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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

Our hat is off to Arthur kirk,
chairman of the Red Cross drive.
That IS, 900 does him honor.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

Uncle Sam still has plenty of thrift
stamps for sale.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31
FOR SALE.

Whipporwill Re-cleaned Peas s2.9O
German Millet $500 at
4St2 ACTON BROS.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1918-05-31

Some people are quick to share
their hospitality with, and lavishly
entertain the "Highbrow" or man of
place, and of power. but never can
see a way to take in those of the low
lier and humber walks of life
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
Candidate for Senator

I hereby announce myself candi-
date for senator of the 48th senator
ial district of Minnesota, subject to
the decision of the voters at the next
primary election to be held on June
18th, 1918, and at the general cleo
tion in November, if successful at the
primary If nominated and elected
I pledge my support to all measures
for Strengthening the arm of our
government in its efforts to win the
war, and / further pledge my support
to every measure seeking to give a
square deal, not only to the farming
communities but to the cities and vii
lagos as we'll, and to oppose all meas
ures which / deem bad.
Louis o. Foss.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24

The Lutheran Free Church
Services for Sunday, May 26.
The Kongsvinger church at 11:00
a. m.
The Scandia church at $500 p. m.
The st. Petri church, Cyrus, at
500 p. m. This service will be con-
Quoted in the English language.
Andrew Olson, Pastor.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
More Silos Needed

Silos have advanced in price the
same as other things have, but that
is no reason why farmers should de-
eide not to build more silos this year.
With the high price of feed and the
possibility of losing the corn by frost,
the silo is beyond doubt the best
investment farmer can make. The
make of si1o is not as important as
the fact that the farmer gets one.
A silo should pay for itself in two
or three years and now is the time
to build.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
For Register of Deeds

wish to announce to the voters of
Stevens county that I have filed for
the Office of Register of Deeds, and
ask to be favored with your support
at the coming primaries, June 1S.
pledge the same careful attention
to the duties of said Office as gave
to the office of Clerk Of Court, which
1 filled from Jan. 1, 1901 to Jan. /,
1909.
NELS G.. OLSON.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
M. E. Church

Morning, 10':3O, Sermon to the
members of the G.. A. R. and any
and all soldiers invited to show our
appreciation and respect for those
old veterans.
Special program and special music.
11:45 Sunday school.
Evening, 700, Epworth League
devotional meeting. Topic: What
Wrongs in Our Town Need Right
ing?" Myrtle Lime, leader.
No preaching service. Go to the
Congregational church.
R. Wesley Wilcox, Minister.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
Glycerine Mixture for Appen.
dicitis

Morris people can prevent appen-
dicitis with simple buckthorn bark,
glycerine, ETC., as mixed in Adler-i-
ka. ONE SPOONFUL f1ushes the EN-
TIRE bowel tract so completely it re-
lieves ANY CASE sour stomach, gas
or constipation and prevents appen-
dicitis. The INSTANT, pleasant ac-
tion of Adler-i-ka surprises both
doctors and patients. J. r. Krueger,
Druggist. (2)
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
For County ATTORNEY

To the Voters of Stevens County:
/ hereby announce that I am a
candidate for the Office of County
Attorney. Your support at the COM
ing elections will be greatly appre-
ciated.
At. R. G.. CUSHING.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
POLITICAL ADVERTISING

The following advertisements have
been ordered by the persons whose
names are signed thereto, and have been
paid for or are to be paid for at the
rate of five cents per line, or 40 cents
per inch, or 35 cents per inch for more
than tenainches.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
For Sheriff

TO The VOterS.
l wish to announce that l have
filed my intentions Of being a candi-
date at the June primaries for the
nomination for sheriff I have been
a resident of SteevIs county for more
than 20 years and this is the first
time I have asked for public Office.
1 will appreciate your support.
OSCAR T. DOLVEN.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
For Sheriff

To the Voters of Stevens County:
I hereby announce that have filed
for Sheriff of Stevens county, and
will greatly appreciate your support,
and if elected will promise in return
the faithful discharge of the duties
of the Office.
WIN. r. SCHROEDER.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
Congregational Church

Congregational Church
Sunday, May 26.
The Congregational church will
unite with the Methodist church in
the Memorial Sunday services at the
Methodist church in the morning.
The High School baccalaureate
service will be held at the Congre-
gationa1 church in the evening at
8 o'clock The sermon will be "The
Road to Truth"
There will be a special program of
music by the choir.
F. A. Stever, Pastor.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24

SETTING EGGS.-Full blood Single
Comb Plymouth Rock and Rose
Comb Rhode Island Reds, winter lay
ers. Setting eggs, $500 per 100,
$1.25 for Is. Day-old chicks, 15c.
Mrs. S. W. Walz, 200 e. 9TH st. 1923
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
Lutheran Services

Divine service will be held in the
Lutheran church of Morris next
Sunday morning at 1920.
S. S. at $50.
Divine service in Chokio at 2:3O.
A special offering will be taken
at both services.
Gaustav A. Pilgrim, Pastor.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
Announcement

I wish to announce myself as a
candidate for the Office of Judge of
Probate and will appreciate the sup
port of the voters at the coming
primary election.
PHILIP DOHM.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24

MY DRIVING STALLION Jim Point
er, grandson Of Star Pointer, and
whose dam was a Nutwood mare,
weight 1140, will stand at my barn
this summer. AS do not intend to
track him the fee will be SIS. Peter
Gaffney. 16tf.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24

FOR SALE.-Seed corn for silo and
fodder corn, $500 single bushe1,
$500 for five bushel lots and over.
At Stebbins' store, Eames' elevator
and Stevens County Produce Co.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24

SHOES REPAIRED Neatly and
promptly at Henle's Bros Harness
Shop. If. |
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
FARMS FOR SALE-RENT

WE HAVE good cut-over and tim
Der land in Aitkin, Cass and Clear
water counties to exchange for Stew
ems county farms. Call and see us
If you have something to trade.
Markley Land & Loan Co., Morris IT,
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24

CABBAGE PLANTS FOR SALE
Fine cabbage plants at zoe doz-
en-. At the E. J. Jones farm. 21,
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
MISCELLANEOUS

OIL STOVE FOR SALE.-Two burn
er Peerless, good as new. Also
five-gallon oil can. Call on O. L.
Nelson at Morris National Bank. FL
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
For Sheriff

1 hereby announce that have be-
come a candidate for the Office of
Sheriff, and solicit the support of the
voters.
S. J. RYAN.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
AMONG THE CHURCHES
Missouri Synod

Sunday, May 26.
Pentecost services will be held IN
ne Norwegian Lutheran church at
: p. M Important meeting of con-
after church. All are
.sled to be present.
X. l.. Rosenwinkel, Pastor.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
Pennerton M. E. Church

Pepperton M. E. Church
Sunday services at the Pepperton
M. E. church.
Sunday school and prayer service
at 10 a. m.
Sermon by the Dist. Supt. DR.. F.
e. ,Hirsch at p. M, followed by the
sacrament of the Lords supper.
Good music. Everybody welcome.
III. G. Stegner, Pastor.
PURITY SOOTLESS-.'T Best of
Best by Actual Test" Lampert
Lumber Co. tt.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24

TO !TRADE.-240 acres of un-im-
proved land near Towner, McHenry
County, N. D., to exchange for an
improved quarter in Stevens county.
Adams Land Co., Morris, Mimi. If.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
Norw. Luth. Church Of America

No services in the Morris, Han
cock, Alberta and Chokio churches,
May 26th.
Cand. Theol F. o. Fredriksen.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24

MONEY to loan on improved farms
in Stevens and adjoining counties.
See A. A. Stone, Morris, Mimi tt.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
THE MARKET PLACE
CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT

RATES:-one cent q word each insse-
tion. The minimum charge is as cents.
En order to avoid expense of bookkeep-
Ing and collecting it Is desirable that
all classified advertisements be paid In
advance, unless you have a ledger ac-
count with The Tribune.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
HOUSES FOR SALE-RENT

ROOM FOR RENT.-Furnished room
for rent at 109 e. 5th st. Mrs.
Frances Judd. 2O-2l
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24

HOUSE FOR RENT Modern, hot
water heat, bath and toilet. Will
be available June /. Inquire at Mer
chants Hotel.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24

COMPETENT girl wanted for general
house work Mrs. Henry Jones. tt.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24

HOUSE TO RENT. .-Furnished or
unfurnished, call at 107 e. 9Th st.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24
HELP WANTED

CARPENTERS wanted.-Good wages
and four to six months work. APP
ply 100 First st. or phone 1872 M. tt.
Morris tribune., 1918-05-24

THE MARKET PLACE |
CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT
RATEs:-one cent q word each insse-
tion. The minimum charge is IS cents.
In order to avoid expense of bookkeep-
Ing and collecting It Is desirable that
ali classified advertisements be paid In
advance, unless you have ledger ac-
count with The Tribune.
HELP WANTED
CARPENTERS wanted Good wages
and four to six months work. APP
ply 100 First ST. or phone 1872 M. tt.
= COMPETENT girl wanted for general
house work. Mrs. Henry Jones. IT,
HOUSES FOR SALE-RENT
FURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT. -
Rooms for light housekeeping. In
ouire of Mrs. S. W. Walz, 200 E. 7th
ST. 21tf.
ROOM FOR RENT.-Furnished room
for rent at 100 E. 5th st. Mrs.
Frances Judd. 20-21
HOUSE TO RENT Furnished or
unfurnished, call at 107 e. 9Th st.
ONE Groom house, one 7-room house
and one 10-room house for sale by
A, A. Stone. 15tf.
HOUSE FOR RENT.-Anna Logue,
corner Park Ave. and 9Th st. 1Stf.
FOR SALE, 8 room house, 2 lots and
good barn on East First street.
Modern except heat. Will sell on
reasonable terms. J. H. WalZ.
HOUSE FOR RENT.-Modern, hot
water heat, bath and toilet. Will
be available June l. Inquire at Mer
chants Hotel.
FARMS FOR SALE-RENT
WE HAVE good cut-over and tim
Der land in Aitkin, Cass and Clear
water counties to exchange for Stew
If you have something to trade.
Markley Land & Loan Co., Morris If.
MONEY to loan on improved farms
in Stevens and adjoining counties.
See A. A Stone, Morris, MINI. tt.
TO TRADE acres of un-im-
proved land near Towner, McHenry
County, N. D., to exchange for an
improved quarter in Stevens county.
Adams Land Co., Morris, MINI. IT,
MISCELLANEOUS
OIL STOVE FOR sALE.-Two burn
er Peerless, good as new. Also
five-gallon oil can. Call on O. L.
Nelson at Morris National Bank. 21
CABBAGE PLANTS FOR SALE II
Fine cabbage plants at zoe doz-
en-. At the E. ]. Jones farm. 21.
FOR SALE.-Seed corn for silo and
fodder corn, $500 single bushel,
$500 for five bushe1 lots and over.
At Stebbins' store, Eames' elevator |
and Stevens County Produce Co.
MY DRIVING STALLION Jim Point |
er, grandson of Star Pointer, and |
whose dam was a Nutwood mare,
weight 1140, will stand at my barn /
this summer. AS I do not intend to |
track him the fee will be SIS. Peter
Gaffney. 16tf.
SHOES REPAIRED Neatly and
promptly at Henle's Bros Harness
Shop. If.
SETTING EGGS.-Full blood Single
Comb Plymouth Rock and Rose /
Comb Rhode Island Reds, winter lay
ers. Setting eggs, $500 per 100,
$1.25 for Is. Day-old chicks, 15c.
Mrs. S. W. Walz, 200 e. 7th st. 10-23l
Glycerine Mixture for Appen-
dicitis
Morris people can prevent appen-
dicitis with simple buckthorn bark,
glycerine, ETC., as mixed in Adler-i-
ka. ONE SPOONFUL flushes the EN-
TIRE bowel tract so completely it re-
lieves ANY CASE sour stomach, gas
or constipation and prevents appen-
Evening star., 1918-04-07
100 SPEAKERS VOLUNTEER
TO HELP IN CAMPAIGNS
Will Assist Liberty Loan, Food Con-
servation and "Children's Yearo
Movements.

More than 100 speakers. enrolled un-
der the auspices Of the college women
of Washington. have volunteered to help
in campaigns of patriotic education
along three lines-for the liberty loan,
food conservation and with the chill
dren's year" campaign.
A gathering of these speakers and
others interested in this work was held
at the Public Library last night. with
Mrs Raymond Morgan presiding.
After an address by Mrs. Whitman
Cross, chairman Of : the "chfldren.s
year" campaign Of the woman'a divi-
sion of the District Council Of Defense.
more than twenty speskers volunteered
especially for this work
The principal address was by Clar-
ence Wilson, food administrator for
the District. It was decided Tint the
way in which the college women's
speakers bureau can help most Ia
through making a canvass Of the
boarding houses in WashinRton and
speaking not only to the proprietors.
but to those who are boardere and
may be inclined to be unreasonable in
their food demands or wasteful at the
table.
The services of the full enrolment
of 100 speakers will be offered by the
college women through the woman's
liberty loan COMMITTEES. and they will
start their work tomorrow.
The meeting was under the auspices
Of the Washington branch of the As
sociation Of College Alumnae, Of which
Mrs. Morgan - president.
Evening star., 1918-04-07
MARY PIcKFORD BOOSTER
OF LIBERTY BOND SALES
Many Lay Claim to Having Made
"First Purchase" From Noted
Movie Actress.

Mary Pickford must have been up and
out before sunrise yesterday selling
liberty bonds. according to some of the
claims being made to first" purchasers
1t Is known, however. that the little
American sweetheart" greeted the
District liberty loan committee at noon
with the fact that she had the first
thing in the morning. sold a $4,000
bond to herself and one fer $4,000 to
her mother. who is accompanying her
on her selling tour.
Miss Florence Poole, who claims no re-
lationship to the chairman Of the local
loan committee. received Little Mary's
signature on a receipt for a $50 subscrip-
tion as the latter was on her way to the
ceremonies in the rear of the State, War
and Navy building.
Miss Marjorie E. Jones of 1853 Harvard
street lays claim to the first purchase
from Mary, when the selling commenced
on the Ellipse.
j. w. Ingram, a watchman at the War
Department, who is an ex-soldier, claims
to have purchased the first liberty bond
at the south front of the State DEPART
ment yesterday afternoon.
His special duty there was to guard
Mary Pfckford. When the sale opened
he handed up a f1ve-dollar bill as the
Initial payment for fifty-dollar bond.
and got his receipt.
Evening star., 1918-04-07

ments have, been so great, the commit
tee said. that farmers suspect proflteer-
ing. Deliveries Of machinery and re-
pairs are So slow that the farmers are
handicapped in production, and they
feel that the only remedy is a govern
ment investigation.
The attitude of the War Department
in the matter of deferred classification
Tor farm labor was indorsed by the
committee. which said statements by
representatives Of the War Depart
ment had led it to believe that most
que to misunderstanding by local and
district boards
State Live Stock Situation.
Regarding the live stock situation
the committee said:
Wide. uncertain and unexpected
fluctuations in market prices Of live
stock have been a fruitful source Of
loss and DISBURSEMENT to the pro-
ducer. Prices for market products
theoretically should be- based on the
total volume Of supplies available for
market. as disclosed by government
statistical Information. Thereafter the
only legitimate influence in prices
should be based on the volume Of de-
mand."
Constructive practices in dealing with
beef packers were advocated. but It was
felt that government supervision
unreasonable profits. Government
operation or ownership. however. was
declared inadvisable at this time.
The committee Endorsed the Agricu1-
distribution of seeds and the licensing
of fertilizer manufacturers and dealers,
and suggested that producers be kept
In touch with the national program.