Evening journal., 1918-08-06
KEYSTONE FIELD CLUB
WEEKLY YUM YUMS

WEEKLY YUM YUMS
Why are you leaving us so soon.
Leon? Well. / guess that l have been
working here long enough. Why. Mr..
Franklin, you have not even been here
long enough TO learn typewriting
well.
Haber. that old horse you recently
bought. is eating his head on. Il know
| it. Mr. POgue," was Abey's gentle reply"
You ought to know that he is a dumb
animal and hasn't heard anything about
Mr. Hoover"
Better be on the lookout. Barclay,
someone intends TO make II hotfor you.
Well. well. wonder what's going TO
| happen nOw2 General Hackett is with
us again. After two weeks Of desper-
ate fighting. killing 40 Kaisers and
capturing ii3 Helnes and only getting
slightly injured For such heroic and
noble deeds. Gen. Joffre awarded him
with the cross Of bravery and sent him
| back home.
Harry Pogue was searching in vain
| for the ukelele players who were
among the crowd, but became stage
frightened and dared not face such a
big audience.
Olen. do you think that all the fools
are dead? No, not when look at
you. Ricky.
o where. o where did the hundred
dollars go?
Poor Haber, he bought a new fivver
and promptly took the engine apart.
He put Il together wrongly and lost
his only sweetheart
Look here. young men," said a GUS
toner TO Brisco. who Is the head
waiter in one Of the local restaurants.
"There is a hair in the butter you've
lust put before me. Yes sir, it's a
cows hair. We always serve one with
our butter to show the customers that
lt originates from a cow.
Did you ever propose. Bromcll2
Only once over the telephone, but l
had the wrong number.
DO you know, Haywood, where shin
giles were first used, interrogated
Maker. Yes, I still remember. but for
some reason cannot explain.
Isn't II nice Of Niidge Mclaughlin,
who manages several fighters. When
ever he needs money all he has to do
is 20 draw on his Imagination.
Jimmy Pappas, who is a holder up at
/ Harlan's is showing the boys that he
can hold up rlvets as well as knock
down fighters.
stoksey and Reason are at Childs
! restaurant, IN Atlantic City. GO easy
with that soup, Stoksey, don't forget
! that we are in a Chllds restaurant.
Some say that olen Hackett has been
discharged from Camp Dix for mani
curing his finger nails.
! And some say he got discharged be-
cause he had musical feet.
Herbert Booze has become a regular
nocturnal bird since he got possession
Of the motorcycle.
Clin Currlnder has been seen in real
action swattlng flies.
You better get back in old form,
Crlnoo. for since you have quit you
have fallen fat.
Macy Embrosa Is teaching his little
boy how to fight when he grows up
that he may give Pa Macy a few fancy
lighting lessons.
Lefy Goldey Is planning how TO econ
omize by slowing his running expenses
TO a walk.
Flshback is back on a furlongh and
may stay TIL ne returns.
Who said that Bobby Graham has
Joined the aviators9
Whenever Gabe Zularh goes to-
pennsgrOve the Jersey fans inquire
whether IT'S Jack Dempsey on account
Of having such keen look and Broad
way shoulders.
Joe Jacobs is anxious to get another
whack at Lefty.
Herbert Jackson and Harry Powell
have sent us a few lines from some
where in France. They say they are
eniOyinR the change
Braunstein intends TO train up and
give Barclay an artistic lesson. Barclay
wishes he would.
Lieutenant Dufleld and his fighting
SQUAD were on the job. They put mp
good boxing exhibition, which the
crowd very much enjoyed
Bill Raymond, who impersonsted a
shy pilot, had the entire audience in an
uproar.
Springer, better known as the Irish |
yoddler. Is known 10 all the Whining |
ton fans as a flrst-class singer and en-
tertalner.
Mr.. Lans is fond OF spending his |
leisure hours alongside the canal or
some river bank with a hook and line. |
We would like to know what has be, |
come Of James Moore. the carnival
grappler.