Evening star., 1918-06-16

Dear Folks:
Lon an me have been occupyin' tn
same liz two-rooms-an'-b bath for nigh
onto four years an never had
idea, until last week. that there was
a roof garden attached to tn struc-
iture we live in an tn chances are we
wouldn't have knowed it then if TIL
kid hadn't collided with swell look
in fluff" who's just moved into th'
fiat opposite ourn, totin'. steamer
chair an rug up tn back stairs. O.
Walter Raleigh" but was knocked
clean off'n his pins when TIL newcomer
told him she was on her way alo,r
to have a set on th' roof, an from that
day to this he's been featurin tn SKY
light.
In a way, l was tickled nearly side
| wise, as it give me more room, but
last night he bust in on tn quiet o
my dreams. made me get up an hand
ed me a mess O. bull ned just read in
TIL stars. Personally. l amt extra
strong on tn star stuff. but as there
might be them who are interested in ii
l thought I'd better flash IT.
| Accordin to Lon, tn followln covers
tn section from June Is up until August
/. Malific int1ooences control durin this
period Jupiter, Mars, Saturn. Nep-
tune, an whole cab full o lesser
| planets was out on turrible loose
last Saturday night, an, in conse-
quence, don't feel in no humor to
show benefc aspect Folks who
haven't paid their June rent to date
had better get wiggle on. as Tn
profiteerin bill don't cover no nom
sense from them wnat are shy.
It's a time to be circumspect an
I In fp1 oyt yy-h
ticle O. harm in tryin' to make a
touch, one oughtn't to jump in TIL
river if he happens to get turned
down, cause even tn easy marks
are practicing conservation.
! Love affairs are not we'll governed,
| Tor Venus has been feelin' all out O.
sorts for tn past couple O weeks.
So. above all things oont try no cui-
| tailment on what you're doin' for your
Josie, as she might slip you TIL fare
thee-well when you amt tn least
| expectin' it.
Durin' this period. especially if
them f1ghtin' marines stick to their
| cleanup work, tn kaiser is liable to
| over in .Anacosty, in which case it
| will be only question o trappin'
that lii Bunny-faced son O. hisn, an
| then everything will be lovely an
| tn goose mIn nang high an from tn
| way Uranus is carryin' on, indications
his tongue right now.
| Mercury appears to promise great
RESULTS from TIL American Army in
Europe. an it's bein' predicted in
London, Paris. Rome an Petrograd
| that as soon as tn. big scrap is end
ed every nation on earth. in special
conclave, will out an proclaim Wood
| row Wilson tn king of the world, in
which case Sec. etaries Baker. Nc
| Adoo, Daniels an th' rest of TIL cabi-
| q n1i fo11 L. ir1
Persons of every class are parucu-
slrly warned against knockin an
spreadin' false rumors For, while
every "grasshopper'' with a ounce O.
gray matter knows that tn automo-
bile production will be somewhat cur
tailed. SOS to help Uncle Sam, it's alb
solutely preposterous to believe that
tn industry will be put on tn "fritz'
tentirely. government what has sim
ply opened TIL eyes O. Europe by it's
| wonderful work in TIL past seven
months, no liz part of which has been
by men in TIL automobile business,
will no doubt think eight different
| times before KILN tn goose what has
helped to lay tn golden egg, an from
tn way Neptune, Mars an Mercury
are actin at present it wouldn't be at
all surprisin' If this great industry is
but little affected by government in
| terference.
| Persons whose birth period it is
should have a fairly decent time of it
providin' they attend to their own bus
ness an refrain from hot-airin'.
! Children born durin' this section
oughta make cracker-jack violin
cello players. or fair to good verse
writer's, but these subjects O. Germin
! (not Germany are often rash an i'm
provident
An speakin' O. verse. th' followin'
was patched together by Lon in honor