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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-05-28

Madrid in Woe With Grip.
Madrid, May 28.-Business life
in Madrid is almost paralyzed by
the outbreak of species OF grippe.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-05-28

NICE sleeping room close in for
lady or ladies. Address B. care
Ardmoreite.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-05-28
WOMAN LOSES IDENTITY.

Chicago, May 2S. - Previously
identified as Mrs. X. Smith of Los
Angeles, Cal. the real identity Of
young woman who apparently had
suffered a lapse of memory was
established in a hospital today. She
is Mrs. Peggy Smith, 20 years old,
resident of Chicago, who two
months ago saw her husband, stu
dent aviator, killed at the aviation
field at Dallas. Texas. At the hos
pital, physicians said her lapse of
memory probably was due to the
shock of her husbands death and
the fact that she is soon to become
a mother.
Dallas, Texas, May 2S.-There
was no record at Love field avia-
ton camp here of student aviator
named Smith whose name was men
toned in Chicago as husband of
young woman who suffered lapse
Of memory. There have been only
four deaths since the opening of
Love field. The only Smith who
has been killed in the Texas avia-
ton camps was Morris 6. Smith of
Massachusetts,, killed in Fort Worth,
April 9.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-05-28

touring car, good run
ming order. Must be sold this
week. Make me an offer at sub
fire station. after 7 p. m. 2S-5
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-05-28

The total for last week was So
Co and for the week before 4l,6l2.
tie larges1 OF any week since the
beginning of the Gerrar offensive.
The falling off in the to1als reflects
the lull in the fighting between the
attacks which ended in April and
the new one now beginning.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-05-28

Read it in the ArdraOreite hrs..
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-05-28

WANTED To RENT-Three or
four-room furnished house. Ad-
dress Box ll6. 2S-2
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-05-28
Too Late to Classify.
FOR SALE

NEW, MODERN six-room bunga-
low. Chicken house and yard I;
storm cellar. Southwest Ardmore.
Will take car or lot on FIRST pay
ment. Address SIS, care Ard
moreite.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-05-28
GRASS RUGS

popular because they inexpensive designs
ues. Greens and Tan You will be
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19
TEMPERATURE AND TEMPER.

Here is a good old story that some
body has taken the trouble to dress up
in khaki-or hospital blue:
Sister Anne was going the round of
the ward in, the big hospital for wound
ed soldiers, ~ examining the medical
charts over each bed and taking tenn
peratures.
Reaching the side Of one hero, in
whose mouth she had left the Their
mometer a minute ago, she was horri-
fed to find, withdrawing it, that it reg
istered 12O, although only an hour ago
the patient was normal. Swiftly she
summoned the house doctor, but he,
on arriving, was seriously perturbed,
as there was nothing in the patients
condition to account for the sudden
rise.
"Look here" he said to the soldier,
shave. you dropped this thermometer
or been fooling with it?'
mo, sir. Only been stirring my tea
with It'll"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19
AT THE ELKO

"The Song of Songs" the Aircraft
picture starring Elsie Ferguson, at
the Elko theater tonight and Thurs
day, presents an unusual story. Just
as you are heaving a sigh of relief
at the triumph in battling the human
wolves, "the woman scorned" takes
a hand.
Roscoe (Fatty) Arbuckle's newest
Paramount comedy, "Moonshine,
which is to be shown at the Elko
theater tonight and Thursday. This
is a delightful concoction filled with
laughs galore. ,.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19
REX TONIGHT

Tonight at the Rex, King Bee
film corporation will present Billy
West in a two-reel comedy, 1.-THE
Stranger" said to be one Of the best
of this comedian.
The Emerald Motion Picture cor
poration will present the feature of
the evening, the five-part drama, "a
Stacker at Heart" by Frederick Ire
land.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19
Upset Her Balance.

Like a rose petal on zephyr she
blew into the hosier's.
"I'm looking for something nice for
a young man." she said shyly to the
gallant behind the counter.
"Why don't you look in the mirror2"
asked the hosier, and she was so fius-
tered that he managed to get an order
for four dozen raincoats that she
didn't want, before she knew what she
was doing.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19
BREAKFAST PICNIC

The following enjoyed a breakfast
picnic and bathing yesterday morn
ing at Diamond point: Lorraine
Kreatz, Helen Hayner, Elsie Shan
non, Mildred Olson, Borghild john
son, Mable Groom, Edla Rudy, Doris
Macready and Irene Macready. ).
. They were taken out to the point
by Paul Johnson and Kenneth Long
balIa in cars.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19
.Iojn In Others JOY,

When an idea is vague people don't
care about it, and when it is clear
they quarrel about it. Yet those who
have danced and sung with the COM
munity report new and hearty quail
ity of Joy in the ritual. And they have
the human data, as we skeptics have
not.-New York Evening Telegraph.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19
WHAT SOCIETY
..,-tt g9.r.Es-. .,s p s5 7. stT s.se
IS DOING !.
R. N. RECEIVE OFFICIAL

The Bemidji lodge of Royal Neigh"
/. bors gave reception for the Cass
I Lake and &Laporte chapters last eve
! ming in the Odd Fellows hall. Mrs.
Ives, state deputy for the order, was
present and conducted a school OF
! instruction. Entertainment was fur
nished and refreshments were served.
There. were IL members from La
porte present and about 35 from
Cass Lake. d.. ~ =
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19
AND.
NEWSY NOTES

" $4,000 to loan on farms. Dean
u.s. Land Co. d11t1
Is, The creamery now has a large
daily supply Of buttermilk at 1oc a
:; Gallon - ~ . 527tf
Mrs. e. F. Cunningham OF School
J. craft was shopping in Bemidjl yes
terday. >. So .."S.@@e,. l.~s
If YOU want car, call Enterprise
Auto Co. Office phone 1, residence
:: phone 10. S6tf
( p The creamery now has a large
daily supply Of buttermilk at 100 &C.. q :
:. Frank O. Heulin Of Heulin was in
the city yesterday attending to bust
ness matters.
" One OF these nice days you ought
to 90 to Hakkerup's ard have your
I picture taken. l4t1
If you want car, call Enterprise
Auto Co. Office phone 1, residence
: phone TO-. S6tf
" Miss Margerie Main of Turtle
River was in the city calling on
friends yesterday.
B. If YOU want car, call Enterprise
Auto Co. Office phone 1, residence
nhone 10. 56tf
Miss Marguerite Lydon returned
last evening from Minneapolis where
she spent the past two weeks.
Kodak film developing, only JOG;
prints, &c, &c, Sc; same as before the
war. Rich Studio 20 10th st.
mo. 70
Four photographs for alien Ger
man women registering, only 95c.
Rich Studio, 20 10th st. Phone
57O-w 1922
E. E. Schulke of Tenstrike was
in the city yesterday with 500
pound wool clip which he sold at IS
cents per pound.
Mrs. John Berquist, who has been
visiting with friends here for the past
few days, returned to her home at
Nebish yesterday.
Mrs. B. Thompson of Wilton has
returned from Blair, Wis, where she
went to attend the funeral of her
-7sister-in-law, Mrs. Ole Djonne.
Jake Cohen, son of Mr. and Mrs
A. Cohen, left for st. Cloud yester-
day where he has accepted posi-
tion with the Farmers State bank.
Mrs. B. Brechet and daughter,
lone, of Minneapolis arrived in the
city today and will open up their
simmer cottage at Grand Forks bay.
Mrs. S. A. Gutter and daughter
Vera, went to the town of FROM yes
.terday, where they will visit at the
Arthur Hoskins home for few days.
Miss Daphne Dare returned to her
home at Elk River this morning af-
ter spending week in Bemidji visit
ing with her sister, Miss Susan Dare.
Mrs. Barney Erickson left for
Crookston yesterday afternoon where
she will visit her parents, and also
friends and relatives for the next
two weeks.
Mrs William Blackburn and
daughter, Charlotte, of Big Lake
arrived yesterday and are guests at
the A. B. Flatner home. They will
return tomorrow.
Oscar Rusness and Arthur Hetland
left this afternoon for Moorhead, af-
ter spending two weeks as guests of
their aunts, Mrs. C. M. Bacon and
+ Mrs. J. H. Fallon.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19
Save Charred Documents.

Documents that have been charred
by fire are rendered readable if COLO
dunn is poured over the charred pa
per. In few minutes this dries, and
a tough, transparent coating is pro-
duced through which the printing can
be SEEM, Bank notes and other papers
thus charred have been treated in this
way with success.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19
GUILD MEETS TOMORROW

The Guild of the Episcopal church
will meet tomorrow afternoon at
$3.50 O'Clock in the basement OF the
church. All members are requested
to be present as there is special work
to do. Supper will be served by the
ladies from $3.50 until o'clock in
the church. The public is cordially
invited.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19

Mrs. Francis G. Anell, the first wom-
an in the United States to be appoint
ed by executive order to a federal
commission, has been promoted by the
president to the craftsmanship Of the
United States Employees Compensa-
ton commission. She was made
member of the commission year ago.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19
Kitty Gordon Coming.

Tomorrow, that vivacious screen
star, Kitty Gordon, will appear in
"Vera, the Medium" an interesting
story, and besides this there will be
shown Ford Sterling in a two-reeler,
"A Desperate Scoundrel."
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19
ENTERTAINED AT DINNER

Mr.. and Mrs. P. J. Russell enter
tanned Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Younggren
and Mrs. J. E. Fitzgerald and daugh-
ter, Margaret, of Billings, Mont, at
dinner last evening.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19
AT THE
THEATER S
GRAND TONIGHT

MASKS and Faces" the famous
screen drama produced for a war
charity with the greatest cast ever
assembled for any production on
stage or screen, to be seen at the
Grand theater tonight.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19


+ Bet $40 on Who VIII +;
Klf the Most Huns
Wilkesbarre, Patio settle a
!: bet of $40 as to which could kill
the most Huns, Alexander Cor
mack, twenty-eight, and John
Gorinski, twenty-three, enlisted
in the United States army here
I'VE have arranged to. carry a
stick over with u.s." said Cor,
macki, s'and every time one of,
US knocks a Hun over notch
on the stick will go to that mans
credit. We trust each other:
When the war is over and we
come back the man with the:
! most notches wins the bet"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19
Grand Tomorrow.

Grand Tomorrow.
Some of the striking features of
"The Missing Links" are an elope-
ment,. a run" on a bank, murder
mystery and it's startling solution.
This Triangle play will appear at the
Grand theater Thursday.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19

Frank O.. Heulin Of Heulin was in
the city yesterday attending to bust
ness matters,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19

" One OF these nice days you ought
to 60 to Hakkerup's ard have your
picture taken. l4t1
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19

If you want car, call Enterprise
Auto Co. Office phone 1, residence
nhone 10, 56tf
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1918-06-19

The creamery now has a large
daily supply of buttermilk at 10c
Gallon ~ I'M. .- 527tf
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1918-06-13
Efficiency and the Beehive.

"A productive colony Of bees may be
Hkened fguratively to a machine which
consumes In friction 80 per cent of the
energy applied. This Is not a high de-
gree of efficiency when measured by
this standard The colony in box
hive, then, Is nkened to such a machine
IN bad repair and with no attention, In
which all the energy is used simply to
drive the wheels. Such "A machine IL
totally unproductive. The properly
housed colony which Is badly manfpu-
lated is then comparable to the ma
chine insgood repair but in the hands
of a poor mechanic. Such a machine
may do fair worksfor a time, but the
mechanic fails to do the necessary
work at the right time and the machine
Is only occasionally productive. Final
~, the productive colony is like good
machine in the hands Of q good me-
chanic. While energy is consumed
simply to run the machine. the good
mechanic does the right work at the
right time and obtains the greatest pos
sfble reward In the machines output.
Such hgurative comparison must not
be carried too far, and is used here
only to point out the lamentable waste
In much prescnt-day beekeeping.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1918-06-13
Helping on the Farms.

Farm women, boys, and girls IN
Indiana are helping food production by
taking the places of the men who have
been called to the colors and the city
industries. Investigation of the cost
of milk production, conducted by the
dairy division of the United States
department of agriculture, in co-opera-
ton with Purdue university, shows
that, in 1856. hired men performed
nearly half of the work in the diaries
In the Chicago milk district of northern
Indiana. A year later. after many of
these men had left to join the army or
responded to the higher wages paid by
the steel mills and munition factories
at Gary, Ind, and other cities, the
women and young people went out to
the barns and are now performing over
half of the labor which was formerly
done by the hired men. The men who
are left at home are also spending
more time in the diaries, but, were it
not for the fact that their families are
helping them, they would have consid-
erably less time to devote to the pro-
ductfon OF much-needed crops.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1918-06-13
MARCH TO VICTORY

Courage Is a matter Of the blood.
Without good red blood man has q
weak heart and poor nerves.
In the spring is the best time to
take stock Of ones condition. II the
blood Is thin and watery, face pale or
pimply, generally weak, tired and list
less, one should take q spring tonic
One that viii do the spring house,
cleaning, an old-fashioned herbal REM
edy that was used BY everybody nearly
so years ago Is still safe and sane be-
cause 1t contains no alcohol or narcot-
ic. It is made up OF Blood root, Gold>
en- Seal root, Oregon Grape root.
Queens root. Stone root, Black Cherry
bark-extracted with glycerine and
made into liquid or tablets. This blood
tonic was first put out by DIR. Pierce
In ready-to-uSe form and since them
has been sold by million bottles as Dr..
Pferce's Golden Medical Discovery. In
form, send 60 cents for vial to Dr.
Pierce's Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. z.
Kidney disease carries away large
percentage OF our people. What Is to
be donef The answer is easy. Eat less
meat. eat coarse, plain food, with plenty
of vegetables, drink plenty Of water
between meals, and take an uric acid
solvent after meals for q while, such as
Anuric double strength), obtainable at
almost any drug store. 1t was first
discovered by DR.. Pierce. Mosh every
one troubled with uric acid finds that
Anuric dissolves the uric acid as hot
water does sugar. You can obtain q
trial package by sending ten cents to
Doctor Pferce's Invalids' Hotel and
Surgical Institute in Buffalo, N. z. +
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1918-06-13
DON'T Be Afraid
Of Your Meals!
Take "Eatonic" and Laugh At
Stomach Troubles

a. L. Kramer, the man who origin
ated Cascarets. has discovered a sure.
safe, quick-acting relief for bad stom-
achs. He named it EATONIC for your
stomach's sake.
You can eat anything you like now
and digest 1t in comfort, for stomach
ease is positively assured II you eat
an EATONIC tablet regularly after
each meal.
EATONIC acts directly with the
food the moment It enters the stom-
ach- It Immediately checks any ten
dency toward too much acid and en-
ables the food to pass from the stom-
ach into the bowel In q sweetened con-
dition, and thus prevents the forma-
ton OF sour distressing gases that up
set digestion and cause a bloated, dull,
lumpy feeling that makes your
FOOD REPEAT.
EATONIC enables you to eat your
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1918-06-13
DON'T WASTE CAR SPACE

You know that, at this time,
food is precious and that none
of it can be allowed to go to
waste.
Do you know that, at this time,
freight car space is equally
precious and that to waste 1t is
to invite disaster?
When shipments of produce
and other perishable food prod
ucts are not properly packed in
the car, they fare badly and
there is loss of food.
When produce, vegetables and
the like are not properly packed
in the car, there is loss of equal
ly valuable car space.
For your own protection from
money loss, and for the protec-
ton of the country from food
loss and shipping loss, exercise
scrupulous care to see that ship
ments are packed properly in
the car.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1918-06-13
A Literal Translation.

My brother while home from Camp
Grant told this incident that happened
recently in the camp. Two Of the boys
In his company were placed in the
guardhouse one morning and were
surprised to see each other.
One said, well, Mac, what you in
here for?"
why, I'm In here on account of my
furlong."
You don't mean furlong; you mean
furlough."
mo. I don't; I went too fur and
stayed too long."-Exchange
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1918-06-13
, 2Ss. Oinemene 1S and See.

I'LL and laugh at Indigestion, dyspep~
STA, heartburn. "sour stomach and aha
the other bugaboos Of ''the-man-afraid--
of-his-stomach."
Kramer says: 'EATONIC should be-
In every home ready for use after ev-s
cry meal. An EATONIC tablet will
aid you naturally to easily digest
and assfmilate-your food can be thor
oughly enjoyed without the slightest
danger of misery from acid stomach.
strongly advise every one to take EA-
TONIC after meals. To correct bad
stomachs and keep them In perfect
condition. it is a most wonderful dis
covery."
IF EATONIC fails to give you
prompt stomach relief, your money
win be refunded; Soc buys large boxi
at any drug store. Or write to EatoniO
Remedy Co., 101s 8. Wabash Ave-, Chi
cago, q. s. A.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1918-06-13
Greater Care on Part of Shippers
in Packing PerishabIe Pro- -
duce Is Urged.
HEAVIER LOADS ARE CARRIED
Heavy Demands on Railroads Due to
War Conditions Have Increased
Difficulties In Handling Fruits
and Vegetables.

1t Is not enough to select, grade, and
pack perishable produce carefully; it
must be properly loaded in the cars to
prevent food waste. Many thousands
of pounds of fruits and vegetables that
were not properly loaded in freight
cars arrive at large market centers in
such condition that they must be re-
packed and sold at low prices, while
some cargoes are practically ruined
from shifting and lack Of ventilation in
transit
But the loss is not borne entirely by
the producer and shipper, for today,
with the nation at war, every freight
car must haul more cargo, and i'm
proper loading, which wastes food, also
wastes car space, because cars loaded
carelessly do not serve the nations
needs.
Carry Heavier Loads.
Reports from railroads and shippers
show that under the stress of car short
age freight cars have been carrying
heavier loads than in the past and in
some cases maximum safe loading has
been worked out for certain crops.
The department of agriculture and the
railroads are endeavoring to educate
shippers to the necessity for proper
spacing, arrangement, and bracing Of
loads in cars to prevent injury in tran
sit.
Shipments of carefully graded pro-
duce, such as peaches, put up in good
hampers have been received at market
in such condition that they had to be
repacked before they could be sold,
many hampers being so broken that
the loss of fruit was great. All this
because the hampers were not prop
erly spaced and braced in the cars.
Even when loads are braced prop
erly and arrive intact, inattentfon to
requirements of refrigeration and ven
tilation often results in great losses
through mold and decay. Efficient
loading OF perishables prohibits put
ting so much in d car as to result in
such losses. The limit Of safety must
be adhered to even though there is
danger through car shortage Of not be-
ing able to ship the entire crop. If
cars are properly loaded with open
spaces between packages and an ample
air passage beneath floor racks, the
maximum weight Of carloads may be
greatly increased, with less danger
from loss than with light loads put
in the cars indifferently. Very perish
able produce, Such as cherries, peaches,
pears, and plums, being shipped under
Refrigeration, need special attention in
this regard. since fruit loaded within
two feet OF the roof does not receive
proper refrigeration, and Unless this
space is open the remainder of the
load is in danger through inadequate
circulation of air to and from the ice.
Standard Ventilation.
Produce that can be shipped safely
under standard ventilation" Events
open. without ice) may be loaded near
the roof with less danger than produce
that requires ice But safe shipment
Of such produce requires air spaces
above. between, and below the pack
ages. so that cool, fresh air entering
the open vents may reach all parts Of
the load. otherwise the latent heat Of
the produce. together with the heat
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1918-06-13

state Of Ohio. City OF Toledo. Lucas
County-aR
senior partner OF tho drm of +. J. Cheney
Z Co, doing business in the City of To-
ledo, County and State Aforesaid and that
eaid arm WIN pay the sum OF ONE HUN
DRIED DOLLARS for any case OF Catarrh
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before mo and subscribed In
my presence. this sth day OF December.
A. D. 18oA
sss19 a : w; ESQ., r MSteFZ Fpb1 ts,
On internally and acts through the Blood
ON the Mucous Surfaces Of the System.
Druggists, 76c. Testimonials FREQ.
=. J. Cheney 4 Co, Toledo, Ohio.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1918-06-13

Oh, Well, She Didn't Believe It
Mrs. Jagsby says Mr.. Jagsby had a
brand new excuse for staying out late
last night"
What was tit"
HE said he was unavoidably delay
ed because large body OF troops were
marching through town In close for
nation, from one railroad station to
another. and he couldn't bulge until
the entire 100000 men. more or less.
had passed a given point."-Birming-
ham Age-Herald.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1918-06-13

generated when closely packed to-
gether. will cause rapid decay and
great losses.
Mixed carlot shipments are some.
times received with the produce, such
as potatoes and cucumbers, scattered
through the load because the contain
ers have broken open in transit. It
is well in mixed carlot shipments to
see that each type Of produce is loaded
by itself, spaced and braced, SO that it
will not shift about while travelling to
market.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1918-06-13
Community Of Spirit.

When a man says to me wistfully,
II want to go to the mountains, but
suppose Wen go to the seashore," I
understand; know precisely where
he wishes to go. He wishes to go fish
ing. There is community of spirit be-
tween US. We could both be happy on
a catboat, but would both be miserable
on a board walk.-Robert NJ. Gay, in
the Atlantic.