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are vague. Having no detectives they
Gcnnc. they drift invariably AMI
levitably to the guidance OF these
hose determination for destructi ,n
nd uphcaval is definite and aggressive
These forces range from the blood.
thirsty anarchists to the parlor Social
lists. dilcttantc liberals" and shallow
yuivcyorS OF pretty tinsel theories
Many OF them envy and. therefore,
hate success. Others prefer to blanc
governments and society for their own
m!sfortuncs. faults and failures. Oth:.s
absorb faliacies and Shrek for I'M
possibilities for lack of practical sense
and knowledge with which to under.
stand and weigh facts. One OF the
first mental operations OF all is to d!a.
card religion because our laws and So
citl life are baced on II. The ten con-
mandments stand straight and riga
across the path OF their reasoning.
To all these cater demagoEue poll
ticians. intent only on tho job of the
moment. catch penny newspapers
writer's and takers hungry for cheap
applause and incapable OF the sustain
cd. logical thought that d!scerns con-
sequences. They develop curious con-
tradict!ons. Insisting that We shall not
trust the people" with access to liq-
uor or the regulation OF the working
Of their own children. they howl that
VIC must tear away all checks and
S1icS uaEuS ana trust the people with
instant and direct determination OF the
most intricate and delicate and vital
Issues OF government and law.
Against all these must the sober
thought and real strength and patriot
Ism OF this nation battle when the time
ier our reorganization comes after the
war Then every hcresy and wild
folly born OF all the vagrant and VIII
.ainous brains that ever worked Will
assa!! us. All Will be in the name OF
democracy. Many viii have respectable
support Then Will be the time for
common sense 10 remember history and
Su'ue the country TO the safe middle
course. We have wrongs to be r!ghted.
evils TO he corrected. defects to be re-
paired Doing this work. we must con.
S!der the dreadful dramas at which ~.
are looking now. We see In two coun-
N'es once great opposing ;heor.e.
worked out 20 their extremes and bo,h
meaning ruin and dishonor for the
people Of all classes.
onr fathers had a like struggle T.,
INC presence OF the French Revolution
A'teT hard and close fights 40 YEA.
-bo, they brought order from chaos
Win inc constitution The opposi,io,
70 IL was IN the name OF dcmocr,cr
VIII need wisdom and courage Ike
'"ci's 10 make the reconstruction in
'"Steu 10 US OF th!s generation m.
sure protection. iac !nvinc!blc found,
l'oh me safe guide and the ,nsn,,.
non OF the republic through anatba-
century '''F'
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Books and Authors

Ernest J. +. Benn's The Trade OF To-Mor-
row.. which L. l.. Dutton X Co. have lin train
for immediate publication. will prove as inter-
cSttnS and suggestive to American as to Eng
!iSh readers All who concerned with thc
methods by which the industrial side of the
world Viii be reconstructed. after the war Will
mud II vel! worth study His plea is for the
organization of the trades in such "A way tina,
The three parties in interest. tho state the
Workman and the capiii'.st may be able To
develop tremendously the industries o: tho
country 20 tncIr fullest extent and he submits
4 number Of suggestions as a broad rough
basis for IN solution of the great problcn, of
industrial! reconstruciion MIR. Bcnn is ono OF
questions OF trade u!id iIdustry.
The greatest Stratcsist In Europe and tho
humhlcst' is the way in which Joffrc charac-
;crHeG General Ferdinand focn and the story
% his life and brilliant military career which
MAJOR K. NJ. Johnston has entitled General
Foch: An Appreciation" tells for the first time
jim English. the steps which led him to his pres
cnt high position. II was in the never to he
forgotten battle of the Marine that Eoch sen,
this !2ronie message 20 'ienslal Jon,e: My
driven back My center has been smashed
have ordered an advance from al! directions
There * no better summing up of this mans
tenacuy and indomitable will than this t.r.c
message II is Indicative Of his whole char.
acter, md is the best example his abilit.
l.Sdcr OF men. Major Johnstons story
the eriai fer which largely supplied by
the Frcrch High Commsso.. in Washing on
viii prove OF unique interest Americans who
as yc:. know but little Of the allied Commander
en- ief
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t.calth Talks, by DR.. VIM. Brady
Ladies' May Live.

=, Whatever The Old women and the hshwives
you and Whatever Mrs uruily and sairsy
Gam and the notorious Mrs. liarI.. may WINS
is no d.scoyerablc reason Why a .nentDvr III the
m% OK. t t,.!. sex should no, 1--we,
movies and the s!ckly. deicaie nervous weak
eNpto.t and adventure was a sprainsd aiEIe, a
rant. swls from. the ready mask. and Il
mas gone ava! back to ST ho..n and She is
's T@ s% on 80 t. gst ap again
imas .nAtion th"t lla!!rooIn Harry cuts from the
MS dressing able nary fse,t rea!iI !ts tnat
ate: he 3u'S!ows the moron Stage OF develop
nen,. II he doesn't smoke too many cigarettes.
Io.day s:ri carries a pair Of brains in her cal
var!nm. god '.sn' and good left. and she
;hough She Is cer,ai.s.y good look a. She
nor round ahou.ders nor other features OK
s!"ueiy habit "tH stands UP straight and she
ftsh si even iougn Mrs Camp O. Calls M'f"s
taithfuliy Than Inc o. TINE heroine took " Tre
raw egg and vine ro-day's girl is of some
Your "a time female was naturally weak.
sidering her habits She never learned Il; use
nsr he'd d. or her nm, IT, by any horrible
in the rain or in draft. fear alone her to
is mis- W.h the sole d" sxee Inh n" Of
Stature chat is The averaseI. there is 0 m"thnn
man can properly do in inc way of work and
play which woman cannot do too in her less
is here any time AZ all when woman should
way OF work or play? Certainly not. Saiicy
warnings on his roin, probably because "M they
cant do i, themselves. and misery loves com,
There is nothing particularly weak or deli
cate about the EentleSt woman with an intclli-
gent training. She takes the almanac n nh
lis literature seriously
fine. -
Qucsfions md Answers.
ninnceap .oI neadaGneLi ind that vinegar
many hcadac hes PRAC flCAL NURSE.
Answer.--Yes. IL the hand that does tho Ball
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II. V. r.. Lynchbuvg -Georse Grey
i!ar"ard is AN American Sculp He
rived his earliest education in art at
the Art Institute Ia Chicago. Later he
studied at the Ecoie DIES i3eaux Arts.
and for 4 number y years in his own
studio IN Paris He n-St exhibited at
the Champs de Ma! IN 1924. wHen he
was elected an associate OF the So
C!cte Rationale des EeauX Arts His
later works inclu.c the memorial OF
Governor Curtin and the soldiers of
Genre county. at Ee!iefonte. Pa. and
the entire sculpture OF The new capitol
OF Pennsylvania y replica of his
statue OF Lincoln : as recently set up
in Whitehall. stree: in London in COM
mcmOratioa OF the century OF peace be-
tween England AID America; The
statue caused much controversy be-
tween many artists in America over the
merits o: the work Barnard was born
May "a 1853
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Fear Has Conc.
For The Times D.spatch.1
"a French woman inside the German
lincS)

For The Times D.spa tch.1
"a French woman inside the German
That fear Las gone,
That Srippcd me in its clutch.
That knouted me with lash Of all ast
vars.
That unlocked pit, the keys OF silence
turned:
The. fear OF fears tina, m1do
or days hell.
That fear has gone
II died the hour he died
The day he gave his body to The land,
And barred his SOU - the great reck-
oninS:
Ahsolrcd his sins by blood.
And SO left nc
Now let item ta.ee
The sheath that is but sheath,
The shroud OF what was once heart
and life.
And crush and rend. fine as crema tion's
ash,
1t cannot reach me NV.
Or nov reach him.
Oh. let item take,
This dead that breathes and mover.
And put me in the place the dad
should be,
And shovel earth upon each pain and
scar,
And SO, remove this fear.
Tho last OF all.
VIRGINIA STAT.
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'''Fo Have and to Hold"

THE German government is hnding out by
SLOW but sure degrees that it is thing
I" conquer great nation like Russia and
quite another thing to aasimilute it, that il
Is one thing 10 defeat and force the sur
render OF armed forces, anu ailotiIer ~ com
pei the acceptance of that defeat b. l5O-
cpU.OV0 people that it Is one thing to bc
the t."ditioiiai enemy OF nation, and an
"the. tAinS 10 become al at once the solicit
ous &HG "!ie~tionale friend OF that nation
y series OF somewhat startling events IN
Russia has served to make Germany better
acquainted with her ncis burs. her wards.
hcr slaves. They have ser, ed To open Berlins
eyes to The grim business before Germany in
completing the suhjugation OF Russia they
Lave served 10 show the Kaiser tina; he has
MOI yet iaiH the iUl! price Tor the oppor-
tunity to appropriate millions of squar.
miles OF territoi. and billions OF dclurs o:
potential wealth 10 which he is not entitled
one gay comes the from the north
ii:i III" tasrho-S!ovaka nave taken over
siberia and have even seized Russian cruisers
III the :.uch Sea, turning thcI guns upon
the HoiShey!ki Another day comes the news
that '5,u0o ukrainiun peasants Lave rlse.
III revolt against Germany Still another day
brings The tidngs that the German am5ua-
a&tUr al Moscow has Nern ASA siuatcd
u hllc measures are hr.lg considered to
;FNcnse this crime. h..iletin Is received
that Fled Marshal ..iuahoru the Ger
IMAM dictator in ukvainla na. beep bombed
into eternity
These must be annoying circumstances To
Germany They probably create an un,sua!
degree OF inpatience at time when the Ger
nan armies in France have their backs Ia
the wall. lighting for their very existence at
tine when the routed Austrian army is try
ms To recover from the smashing defeat on
the tlaVc. at Il time when Turkey is show
}B symptoms OF rebellion, at time whcn
the failure OF the U-boat campaign is bcirg
more and more realized by the German peo-
re, and At time when General Won Mack
eEscn is sending heated protests TO Berlin
against the withdrawal! OF German troops
from sullen ROumania. 1t is only natural
butchers should growl Il little louder as thcv
Russia
The Russian problem. from German
standpoint. promises to grow as time goes
On Even now the allied governments are
freed upon a policy for the economic and
oSsih!! IN. military regeneration Of the
'r'i1try. The Roishovk regime is tottcrins
al ar ial' III heap an? day. ukrania
aided ~ Perrin bought and paid for
nn!c3 more ard more mcnacing Livon!a
H2d against German dctation in the
;ier OF its government Finland still re-
e$ I" declare war upon the entente The
a"a rnas; is iii the hands OF the allied
'I. C2echs Giovaks, Coss.cks and
Miiii"Hi forces threaten troab!e on
land Verify Germany la her troubles
jh" east notwithstanding the Kaiscrs
y di2S OF peace i that direction
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1t seems as If the Almighty has Sc:
before mankind for the guidance CT
the living and of all future generation;
Il mighty illustrative drama. We her,
and nov look OF at the results OF pre-
CiScly opposing theories OF government
developed to their extremes The world
is the stage. Nations are the actors
..scntS and changes pass before rs
"ith bcwildcrin. swittncSs, and some
OF them are fantastic and ErotcSQue IA /;
demoniac's dream. In Russia is de-
,ocracy. rule Of The people. to its ui::-
mate extent. In Prussia. adjoining.
are dcspotism. aristocracy. rule by one
man. The people powcrless and voice
less
They are equally evil, strangely akin,
curiuusly alike in consequences. They
give birth 10 each ether. like mystc; :
iously friShttul monsters. breeding and
spawning destruction Spontaneously
p,spot!sm brings forth anarchy. ALL
.rrhy hoils and swiTis throws The
cum OF a country 20 the top and thea
gives to history new Dictatorship
and Gespoiism.
Germany is being reduced from vast
power and prosperity to the mos.
Lcsolaic and shameful condition 10
which people ever fell 1t has lost
It's best and strongest men b. millions
= has lost it's commerce. What viii
DC left TO II of existence will be ny
ACE ut those il has insultcd. vilely
~. csScI tried 10 destroy. The cocI-
rs generations are doomed TO drag 1
e2vy. endless chain OF debt, and TO
- The burden Of the bitter hate and
A'rmpt OF civilization. Russia. taken
tn" unframed masses OF it's pcop,e
zone under tyranny for worse than
at o. the Car. 1t has dehcd God
Eh'y. elected religion and surrcnc-
hope. II has become a chaos ot
'i"dcr. niundcr riot, civil wars
anime aud pestilcncc. Traitors. COW
Is and bribc-;akcrs arc in posses
.on they have destroyed the great
'iG"le class. the substantial part Of
very country, abolished property. OBJ
.t"-a'"d trade. made Industry helpless
'"a 6cSpririnc-have done all their
apostles in this country demanded that
-..n ,I 10 and nate US for refus-
ing TO do.
fhri 5 the democracy which means
At FIRST ruin. the disintcgration OF So
ciciN. abandonment of religion and
morals. II means At the last dcspotism
and In. crushing OF purpose and aspi--
AXIOM Seeds OF il have been brought
here and nave produced dangerously
hundant fruit. The l. W w. and the
',her anarchists who call thcmselv. j.,
ne Socialist party have proclaimed
heir brotherhood with the Bolsheyi:<i
nd approval o: their acts Besides
hHsc onen foes OF religion. society
property and law. VIC have vast force :
"H-,,' a.! INC u.rrc dangerous he
cans" thcir complaints and purpose,
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-. n.
read his report Of its operations during the
past year.
General o. o. Howard arrived in the city yes
tcrday and is stopping At Exchange. lie
is tour of inspection f the Freedmans
Bureau throue hout the South lie goes from
here TO South Carolina Las, iGli he preac.lcd
an address to small y 'wd of negroes at Ehe
Meier Church Ike continued rc!isously at some
length the doctul history Of the nations
wards and on their future duties
DIR. Sharp, postmaster Of IS city. has gone.
to Hot Springs. Eath County. TO recuperate his
somewhat shattered health
The rresb. terrain Church in Charles City
war is about to he rebuilt; One half Of the
amount Of money necessary has been raised
George y. Prentice. the poet and editor is
said TO be falling rapidly.
There 5000 Hebrews in the CITY of
Chicago. They have six synagogues.
The entire orange crop OF Florida has been
sold SEQ per 1000
Thad stevens is again seriously III in Wash
ington lie was TO have been removed to his
home in Chambersburg. Pa. but when the an
pointed time came he ill.,
y convention OF negroes from the border
States assembled In Baltimore yesterday. but for
just what purpose is not stated. The NEE ,ings
secret.
The Democratic majority in the recent cleo.
ton in Kentucky Is now declared to have been
upwards OF 10000.
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Icv Taxation Problems

may nave seemed a comparatively easy
ileT lor Congress IL write
80 b'i i2aiHS $4,000. 00O,0 instead o.
fao.oo0,0 900. On its face it appeared
ia POSSIBLE tor the House and Senate TO
... joint resolution simply doubling all
i:"S taxes, on the general theory tina:
would thereby be realized for every one
~ .eceiNed b. the Treasury. y few hours
Nui'T is enough TO show the absurdity OF
al view. fact which the Ways and Means
'nAnitee discovered before that body
wrote so much the caption OF the new
'9,usure
y 100 per cent increase in many OF the
'Aisting taxes would strangle an importan,
part oi American business To death. and moth
liz could be more foolish than tax that
would destroy the assets upon which il was
'&'" |" M! the goose that lays the cg.
;!" always been regarded as sorry husincs,
""eh iHNeS. of course. must be avoided in III,
present bill, not only as Il matter Of dcccncv
toward the interests which would he choked.
hut "9 inattc. of protection TO the govern
!"cni itself. and it is just this that thu WAYS
and Means Committee l., trying TO avoid in
It's effort to give the country an equitable
ol!i, on the one hand. and the government a
ioyGnue producing bill. on the other
The question OF heavier levy upon un-
distributed earnings has come up in this con
lection There is an evident determination
on the part OF many members OF the com
Nitt"c to lay Il tax upon such corporare in
comes that Will compel the corporatiocs in
question to make distribution OF their
profits i'll order to escape their virtual con
HEcation ny the government This has
raised a very interesting issue. The demand
Tor the heavy tax comes from those VIII fear
mat corporations arc failing to declare Gv-
ocAds IN oTdc: TO avoid taxation Those who
oppose this coniiscatoly proposal lnsis, that
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SEES FIRST CAR AT TWENTY
Youth Regarded ms Something of Phe-
nomenon ny Wisconsin City
DwclIcfs.

EAU CLAIRE. WIS. August al
lhonSh he was twenty YEARS Old Loc
curtis Slscho. Of Greenwood, WIS., who
applied for enlistment in the United
states naval reserves. never saw
'Fo!IeN car until he came 10 this city
WHl!c on his way 10 Milwaukee for
medical cNarlina ion. Sischc discov.
cred many interesting things hc-e:
he had heard Of them all. he said. bat
never seen them before
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In our opinion. the War is nearly over

IN on! OPINION. Ihe Nar Is nearly Ovcr
All we've got TO do is drive the (aser's crew
back Into Berlin. whip the Germ people into
thinking ,hc.c oN.n hook !,organize the
German PHILOSOPHERS. BOT out from the German
child mind ali that has been pa, In it:
Then, all we've go; 10 do is &c; into a peace
conference without aaacXations and satisfy
japan ard Russia the Balkan and other
on!oSNcrs and ana-c!appers.
Th"n. all we've got 10 d" Is reconstruct the
worlds commerce. induce r.. to get along
without fabulous wartime pay persuade al! the
soldiers 10 so back 10 work at reEu.. = Jobs and
r",rlsl the wv,:cA for houscwork
:" 'eaIiy. after all. il looks : though the
"a. t.. ahou; e.rdrd
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"G,attc:ncn' said the Professor in the An
clients. "cLn any Of yC.. inform me whether :he
particular RIB extracted from Adam
creation. al been i'll m fed:
y hwnCry- looking glw< the rear stood
II mas sIr. ii, sad. That rib was the
vs.a; .ii..I Zone Con;ention.'
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The Servant pro,,,.

lady reader asks to say few words on
the servant problem.
The scryant problem? Tut-tu,! There is no
Tn" problem departed when the servants de-
madam "
when thing gets out Il reach IL is no longer
proH!en Wh"n = man make $50 a week
c"hcoct!nR lEddite SundacS and INT par.aiis
IN a In"nit'"n, plant. he is not going butte
s!dehoard when nobodS's looking.
Nitrh Il young woman pull down $50
IN said plant for pouring spoonful of this
ana a teaspoonfui OF that in shell. she is not
So!n% TO stand over a not gas range and cook
."r three or four dyspe2tcs for 50 a week with
Thursday afternoons off. "
Packing breakfast food for the boches beats
general housework several ways from the we'll
known deuce. "
If you can get some kind faced old gentle
man with flowing wh.Skcrs drive Your ca r
madam. 1t is about as far you can go these
days " "
IS no problem. -
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Anglo ncurutc Edcma.--p.ease explain what
causes &c family condition specialists call AN :
gio-neurotic ede.na and tel. me whether any
remedy has been diSco.c ed *
Answe",-it is 4 hereditar. family disease OF
Unknown o".Sin char az t-rz,I by sudden cause
less swcl!imSs or puhing up OF skin or mucous
membrane lerc anc the. =. which Swcllings dis
appear suddenly they come. DR. 4 \
Codi reported IN the British Medical Journal
Jane -. 1914: case of long standing; apparent
- cured h% hypodcrmc injections o. adrcualiu
.olow ii 10y coura, ii intef....I treat mcn, with
adT"rgI gland extract
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News of Fifty Years Ago
From the Richmond Dispatch. Aug :. 1861

The Virginia Methodist
sunday Schoo! Society met
III Centenary Church last
l.,sht and was called TO or
der By Bishop DogGctt.
Alter religious exercise and
inc .nsaction Of some
business. the president In
trodut.d Rev j. &. Gran
berry. "ho head his audi
.nce Spcl!bound in an ad-
dress oi abou, hfty min
utrS' d,.ra;ion. The prcs:-
deaf. bishop Doggctt. will!
open Il. session lni.s morn
IN: with brief religious cX-
ere .seS. following which he
will al ,
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lecturers to Aid Shipbu!lders." Won ?.
49, 20 me as coming from England
80 nsA you 20 correct th!sp 4,
.!'he Ilkc th!s when every one rnns,
vH.'". "hdi u real privilege i, is 70 IA.
20 ca! ones self an American
am 1t native daughter of CaIiforri,
D"c uoeS not wish TO lie assigned .y,.n
!" one @! our cherished allies
rh,,, Made cay
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EkcNc Times.

TIc who lad chased his eye down the
bill or fare without ini:nS anything within his
price ard who had been told that he could IN
omly two sandwiches III any day. who
had been Informed iha: .hrec pounds Of sugar
lis limit put IN" bill o: fat, down with i
sigh
Waitress" ne sa:d lis entnG lis belt. you
may bring bunch OF lettuce. After all
Ncbucha dncz.ar go, fat it
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GERMAN U-Ao,,; warfare has scored another
g->.., .4y..!e,ullent III lte Eng1lsn Cnannei
totueAoyu ana Sunk SOS pila! snip
...,,ue. w.t "onnueu so!aicls 80" iieu l'Oss
masses. inns IL i>u.turs ansM.. TO the
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS OF Tie allies. ~Aich inter
.l..>>. w!Ln IAe luIaer r.;tn OF cAte,sns Paris
ra.u.e l.te r,Osc OI summer
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-08-07

.. D. c. COLDS Creck.-rhc Rainbow
Division Is one OF the American divi-
s!oEs now at the fro"t in France An
american division numbers 97.7GU men.
with auailiu.!es. 10000.
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l!!.orl..~tion Bu;cau

ln1uiriea regarding almost any topic.
excepting - ni:Sai and medical sub
jvcis. are answered tree. IA all In
.i-irics are answered directly by per
n"nhl letter n sc!f-addrcSScd. stamped
cn'rlopc In required. Address Thr
Times Dispatch Information uurrau.
L. iClulomu,
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j. a. l., TazcweI-We have not
available the poem YOU mention. nor
do We recall! at this time the name Of
Librarian Of Congress. Washington. i.
G.. you may obtain the desired in!or-
nation.
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the relationship Of capital and labor, prodnc-
ton and consumption. supply al distrbu-
ton. and numerous other related questions
which political acumen has failed to grasp
and solve satisfactorily.
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The man who iuye.;ed the imitation irclogs
"iih gas. :or TIC BIZ open nrepiarcs. Wig raised
on i farm Where he had haul up wood and
cut :; INTO cord ci.t;th. .. gr, a ..ck!ns and 20
TO bed without supper.
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The hoy or II.

Johnny. though, told you when went
downtown. that you clean the base
ment and WASH thc back ps, why didn't you
10 i. sr2"
"Aw Daddy. listen! ! couldn't because |
busy al! day helping Willie Plnoch!e NOW
his AVN
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Much Ado About Nothing
ny ROY Il. MUUITON

The Six.
The Kaiscr's siX--the royal six
Their shoulders have grown round.
From STOPPING over all the time
While living undcrgroun"
For no ore has received a hurt
lcSS distant than a cousin).
The caNtmcn all remain intact
The dauntess. brave half-dozen.
They have no need OF chloroform
Or bandascS or Snlints
he allies must use mole traps IL
They'd catch a German prince.