Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1918-08-21
Women Hero Worshipers "Piumb
FIabbergast" Our Dough-
boys in Paris.
MIGHTY POOR MATINEE IDOLS
But Can They Flght7 Oh, Boy, Ycu
Can't Stop Them--Ask the
Major, He knows-Aiso
About the Marines
BY RICHARD HENRY LITTLE.

6y NICHaRD HENRY LIT TIE,
Chicago Newspaper Man, Now in Y NJ
c. A. Service on Atlanficl
New York.-American soldiers are
grand fighters but very poor matinee
idols. When women spring from their
seats In the sidewalk cafes in Paris
and thrust flowers In their hands,
they look as ashamed as dog caught
stealing eggs
The most awful suffering l saw in
Paris was the case of big husky from
an infantry outfit. A lady of great
distinction had stopped her machine
In the middle of the street while the
soldier was crossing. and, leaning out,
had enthusiastically tied bright pink
ribbon around his neck Amidst much
rejoicing from the assembled French
spectators the lady went her way and
the big soldier looked as II he was Just
about TO choke to death, although IL
was a very thin ribbon and loosely
tied. saw him an hour later and he
still wore the ribbon and had turned
terrible pain.
The Captains Orders.
Listen" said the infantry husky In
a hoarse whisper, "the captain said
we was to receive any compliments
given us by the French with smile
and show 'em we appreciated 1t and
not hurt their feelings by dItchlng It,
but If have TO wear this pink ribbon
around me neck for another hour I'll
go nuts and bite myself in the leg. For
the love of Mike do something"
! removed the ribbon from the suf-
fering soldiers neck and after a while
he grew calm and quite rational and
he told me some stories of the front
regarding the first assault of the Amer
leans against Chateau Thierry.
"They can't hold us guys" he said,
'when we git started we Jest keep
goin' All anybody says Is Jest kin
'eIn kill 'em. and o boy, you ought
10 see our lads go to II
"There at Chatty Teery the officers
were making an awful boiler about
the boys running too fast and ducking
right through the barrage and not
paying attention TO nothing except
spearin' Boches. Our colonel came
over before we started and he was
much particular-like in pointing out
bunch of rocks where he wanted our
battalion to halt.
1.-THE major said all right. that he
would stop his four companies right
on the line of them rocks, and then
we started. We got II right in the
nose, from every Dutch gun in front
OF US, but the boys Jest yelled and
laughed and away they went. Say,
they didn't pay no more attention TO
the major when we came to them
f5cks thap u hs hadn't been there pit
all *7s@
II went back 90 give him 4 mes
sage from my captain and he was
standing by the rocks and Up came
the colonel and the colonel gave the
major blinking hell for not stopping
the battalion where he said. and the
major was madden n hornet, and he
double damned the colonel right back
again and ne said: How the cruel
fed damnation could I stop them
crazy, wild-eyed sons Of perdition? II
that hog-faced crown prince and his
whole damnety damn Dutch army
couldn't stop 'em. what the f. could
I dorT ,T~As E|3Ir
e And Those Marine1
asked him # the msrlhez were
rood fighters 10
"Good fghtersf'' the soldier sald;
"say, every time see a marine
want to 20 up and give him kiss
"Tf they ever get started again they
will never stop till they get TO Ber-
lin. Now. you listen TO me. l know.
Say, do you know what l saw them
marines do?
They had taken three trenches and
was stopping in the third to fill their
pockets with grenades and bombs be
fore tackling the next trench that
was chuck-full of Boches. The Dutch
was using mustard gas and we was al
wearing our masks. The grenades wuz
passed around.
"The marines filed their pockets
and hung 'em on their belts and then
they seemed TO DECIDE that they need
ed more for the job than what they
had. so what did those crazy nuts do
but whip off their gas masks and I'LL
'em up with grenades and then. carry
ing their masks like they was market
baskets, up they jumped and down
they comes on the Dutch in the next
trench all spraddled out. and they
bombed 'em till there wasn't nothing
but Jest grease spots left.
"0h. you marines. boys, my hat |:
certainly OF to you"
And likewise you infantry and yo'
artillery.
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