Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1918-03-22

peen q titled Red Cross nurse fetching
and carrying for Il wounded soldier,
perhaps the one who In civil life de-
llvered the coal AT her bnck door, To-
day she does not shrink from lighting
his fag or even washing his grimy
body.
Tommy admres Albert Of Belgium be-
cause he Is not a pusher of men; he
leads them with him it's not case
Of take that trench" II IL "come on
and we will take It,"
II Is amusing to notice the different
characteristics of the Irish, Scotch and
English soldiers. The Irish and Scotch
are very impetuous, especially when II
comes to bayonet fighting, while the
Engllshman, though trlhe slower,
thoroughly does his bit; he Is more
methodlcal and has the grip of u bull
dog on n captured position. He Is
slower to think that is the reason why
he never knows when he Is licked.
Twenty minutes before going over
the top the English Tommy will sit on
the fire step and thoroughly examine
the mechanism OF his rifle to see that 1t
Is In working order and will fire prop
erly. After this examination he is sat
lshed and ready to meet the B0ches
But the Irlshman or Scotchman sits
on the fire step, his rifle with bayonet
fixed between his knees, the butt of
which perhaps Is sinking into the mun
the bolt couldn't be opened with a
team Of horses II ls so rusty-but he
splits on his sleeve and slowly polIshes
his bay0net; when this Is done he also
Is ready to argue with Fritz.
1t Is not necessary to mention the
colonlals (the Canadians, Australians
and New Zealanders), the whole world
knows what they have done for Eng
land.
The Australian and New Zealander
is termed the "Anzac," taking the
name from the first letters Of their Of
fetal designation, Australian and New
Zealand army corps.
Tommy divides the German army
into three classes according to their
fighting abilities. They rank as fol-
lows: Prusslans, Bavarlans and Sax
Ons.
When up against Prusslan regl-
ment 1t Is case Of keep your napper
below the parapet and duck. A bang
bang all the time and war Is on. The
Bavarlans are little better, but the
Saxons are fairly good sports and are
willing occasionally to behave as gen.
tlemen and take 1t easy, but you can
not trust any Of them overlong.
At one point Of the line the trenches
were about thirty-two yards apart.
This sounds horrible, but in fact it was
easy because neither side could shell
the enemys frOnt-llne trench for fear
shells would drop into their own. This
eliminated artillery fire.
In these trenches when up against
the PruSsians and Bavarans Tommy
had hot time of it, but when the Sax
ons took over" 1t was a picnic; they
would yell across that they were Sax
Ons and would not fire. Both sides
would sit on the parapet and carry on
conversation. This generally consist
ed of Tommy telling them how much
he loved the kaiser, while the SaxonS
Informed Tommy that King George
was particular friend of theirs and
hoped that he was doing nicely.
When the SaXonS were to be relieved
by Prussians or Bavarians, they would
yell this information across No Mans
Land and Tommy would Immediately
tumble into his trench and keep his
head down.
If an English regiment was to be re-
lieved by the wild Irish, Tommy would
tell the SaXOns, and Immediately vol
ley of Bonner und Blitzens" could
be heard and it was Fritz's turn to get
crick in his back from STOPPING, and
the people in Berlin would close their
windows.
Usually when an Irlshman takes over
a trench, just before "stand down" in
the morning, he sticks his rifle over
the top, aimed in the direction of Ber-
lin, and engages in what Is known as
the mad minute" This consists of
firing fifteen shots in a minute. He
is not aiming at anything In particular
just sends over each shot with q