Mexico Missouri message., 1918-11-07

| garbies believed. This chap was the
real original Baron Munchausen when
It came to EARNING, and for while he
had me going too. he would whisper
some startling tale to US and make US
promise not to tell, as he had picked
it from some other ships message, and
the Old Man would spread-eagle him
If he found 1t out. They probably
would have logged him, at that, If they
had known he was filling US full of
wind the way he did.
He told me one time that Henry
Ford had invented something or other
for locating subs miles away, and also
another device that would draw the
sub right up to 1t and swallow 1t
whole. He had a lot Of other yarns
that cannot remember, but did not
believe him because saw he was
picking out certain men to tell certain
yarns to-that is, spinning them where
they would be more sure of being be-
lieved and not just spinning them any
where.
So got pretty tired Of this stuff
after while and when we put out
from Brest on the fourth voyage /
got this fellow on deck In rough
weather and began talking to him
about the chap who had gone over
board the time before and had been
cut up by the propeller. pretended
that, Of course, he knew all about it
that the Old Man had had this garby
pushed overheard because he was too
free with his mouth. But this did not
seem to do any gool, so ] had to think
up another way.
| When we were out two days I got
hold Of our prize liar again. 1 figured
that he would be superstitious and !
was right. said that of course he
knew that ship could not draw near
Cape Helles and get away again I'M
less at least one man was lost, or that,
If it did get away, there would be
many casualties aboard. said 1t had
always been that way and claimed
that the Old Man had pushed this
garby overheard because someone had
to go. 1 said on our other trips no
one had been sacrificed and that was
the reason we had suffered so much,
and that the Old Man had been called
down by the French minister of the
navy. l told him the Old Man would
pick on whatever garby he thought
he could best spare.
That was all had to tell him. Eli
ther he thought the Old Man knew of
his yarning or else he did not think
himself Of much account, for he dis
appeared that very watch and we did
not see him again until we were on
the homeward voyage and q steward
happened to dig into q provision hold.
There was our lying friend, with
life belt on, another under his head,
and the blight of rope around his
waist, fast asleep. Why he had the
rope do not know, but he was scared
to death and thought we were going
to, chuck him overheard at once.
think he must have told the officers
everything, because / noticed them
looking pretty hard at.me-or at least
I thought did; maybe 1t was my
conscience, If may brag about hay
ing One-and thought one of the lien
tenants was just about to grin at me
several times, but we never heard any
more about II, or any more yarns from
our wireless friend.
The fourth voyage was pretty rough
too. The old girl would stick her
nose into the seas and many times 1
thought she would forget to come out.
We had a lot of sand piled up against
the wheelhouse and after we dived
pretty deep one time and bucked out
slowly, there was not grain Of sand
left. It looked like the sea was just
kidding us, for we were almost into
quiet water, and here 1t had just taken
one sea aboard to clean up the sand
we carried all the way from Brest.
| During the whole voyage you could
not get near the galley, which was
where our wireless friend hung out
when he could. The pans and dixies
hanging on the wall stood straight
out when the ship pitched. and several
heavy ones came down on a cooks
head while he was sitting under them
during q heavy sea. That made him