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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-06-05
REDUCING SOFT CORN LOSSES.

The 1917 corn crop is very poor In
quality. Much Of it is soft, so soft
that 1t fails to keep in storage. A re-
cent crop report from the United States
Department of Agriculture indicates
an average condition of 1872 for the
1917 corn crop over against an "a per
cent average for tho last ten years;
this valuing mature corn at 100.
Early frosts and cold, late growing
seasons are responsible for much of
the soft corn loss in the corn belt. We
cannot control the weather but by
proper cultural methods, we can hasten
maturity of the corn by from one to
two weeks, thus ripening the crop be-
fore the arrival Of disastrous frOsts.
Cutting shoft the growing season of
the crop seven to fourteen days will
in the majority Of cases, make nine
ears out Of ten marketable instead of
two ears out Of three as during the
past season.
Proper Varieties Essential.
One great cause for the large amount
Of soft corn produced is the planting
climatic conditions under which they
are grown. In our fervor for bigger
crops, we have often gone South for
large yielding varieties which require
longer growing seasons than prevail
in most sections of the corn belt. Most
of these varieties are large-eared and
weigh heavily because they contain a
larger percentage Of moisture than our
northern grown varieties, and thus
mislead the farmer but not the grain
dealer, for much of the grading is done
on basis Of moisture content.
Balanced Plantfood Insures Crops.
Perhaps the biggest reason for the
large amount of soft corn produced in
1917 and in other years, is the lack
of sufficient available plantfood in the
soil to give the crop quick start to
enable it to take advantage of every
growing day and to properly fill the
ears and hasten maturity. All other
conditions being equal, the use of suffi-
cient amounts of a well-balanced, avail
able plantfood will shorten the grow
ing season of a corn crop from ten to
fourteen days. This ten to fourteen
days often means a difference between
q crop of marketable ears and a crop
which is hardly worth harvesting.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-06-05
This weak,
NERVOUS MOTHER
Tells How Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Restored Her Health.

Philadelphia, Pal was very weak,
always tired, my back ached, and | felt
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-06-05
Commissioners Notice
Estate of Emma C.. Willard

The undersigned having been appointed
by the Honorable Probate Court for the
District of Orleans, Commissioners to re-
ceive, examine and adjust the claims and
demands of all persons against the estate
of Emma G.. Willard late of Barton in
said District, deceased, and all claims exhib-
tied in offset thereto, hereby give notice
1hat we will meet for the purpose aforesaid
at the office of j. F. Batchelder in the village
of Barton, VT, in said district on the 26th
day of June, and 18th day of October next
from ten O'Clock a. M, until four O'Clock D..
m. on each of said days and that six months
from the 18th day of April A. d. 1918 is
the time limited by said Court for said credi-
tors to present their claims to us for exami-
nation and allowance.
Dated at Barton this 10th day of May
A. d. 1918
j. F. BATCHELDER
H. Il. SEAVER
2l-23 Commissioners
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-06-05

Netherlands Sunday.
Mrs. w. C.. Curtis has gone to Bos-
ton. Mrs. Ray L. Gray is finishing
her school which has three more
weeks.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-06-05
HAS NOT HAD AN
HOURS SICKNESS
Since He Commenced To
Take ''Fruit-a-tiVes"
70 LEES AVE, OTTAWA.


''Three years ago, I began to feel
rundown and tired, and suffered
very much from Liver and Kidney
Trouble. Having heard of s'Fruit-a-
tives", [ thought I would try them.
The result was surprising.
I ha7e not had an tours sickness
since I commenced using s'Fruit-a-
lives" or Frult Li0e2- Tablets, and
know now what I haven't known for
good-many years-the blessing of
healthy body and clear thinking
brain'' WALTER J. MARRIOTT.
SOC. a box, for So so, trial size Csc.
At dealers or from FRUIT-A-TIV
Limited, OGDENSBURG, N. Y.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1918-06-05

Slckly most OF Ine
time. I went to a
doctor and he said
I had nervous indi-
gestion, which adj
ded to my weak
condition KEEP me
worrying most of
the time and he
said if I could not
stop that, | could
not get well. /
heard so muchabout
Lydia E. Pinkham's
W hl0 TO~
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1918-12-19

fesfG iaI6teesla aiiuan baltpntin fal.
tainen. Salpattu Seeiartien ebesid
Ell ppstpnpt pbtadn bpudd tp0t6 tetcs
mdGn, bdiI mnfaIi IiinG main aiipan
aipnttumanu, intiiend. Iltta fun
Seeius lanoi bdnelIe: ,.Spntiii otpat
iimille a~nteetii annetllt, iiIloin foitti
bdneue uuIi el1md. SeeIufiella of
lpalta antaa bGnelIe lpnnit anteetii.
ia SGnelld on malta Iiiben pield tds
nam. @litta innta Seeius 1anpo
mpos b%alfpatllle: .gaolie. ota pirps
teeii ia mere fotiiIi.' &c Iara ars
toi bdnelle ipoimun.
Sifo tdnnG riitG ielpittGmGGn
aiiaa? llnoen elGmGn moima nasta
iaaoaan anteetiiantamrtien iGlfeen
ia fen farltta. @inoastaan Sdn, jos
ia antaa ipnnit anteefii, antaa uiiben
eldmnn. Stun otamme tpastaan ar
mon lanan, pdGiemme tpapaitii Ipns
neiStdmme. Sitten Iadnme fuuIIa
mbos ionan: ,,Iorie ia fGp". Mlts
ia elleqmne ota mnstam Ibntien an
teefiiantomnlfien ianaa, euwne fos.
taan paaie fGiittdm66n. eta usfosia
iaainme ia ipoimme nousta ipnnin
lairailoesta uilteen t~eripeeieen ia aus
tiaaleen elGmddn iosia Snmalan ars
mo ipoittaa ipnnin fpallan ia luo
meioat iota paipd unfit ibmiiifIi
&riStntiesi fla.
90. &. 81.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1918-12-19
S%acfiun,pille, 3.
90. S. S..

SerlpeDpgS tndltd Sdct1 otriplller
Ilomalniiilta @nttaian lmfiafnnnalle
Weifd iuomnlaiiia on tddll1 Obior
foltfunnabilln bppin pienilufuiner
iontfo. ipaifta tdallG OH iupmalaiiio
aIltnut 10 pli faboen plioiifpmmenen
aiail. SGG elinteinomme tGGll1 or
fiipibiili faiipannot ioita nGillG pms
pdrist0illd on min paIion ettei maG.
rid tiebG.
Nniiot nGisid faiipannoisia on tGs
til npfpd tppbptt6fpGt.
aminIaiiet tame on fulfecntunui
iodSta ia ldnnestd, tpiiet piibtplpGi
Italia enemmdn ia tpiiet ipG6emmdn
nifaa.
Niinp tdSlG iofu iuiitfo fifteen 1aas
phi tame erds fanlalaiIcmme nin,elz
til Spban Snntpb aallip. SGn ins
rpi tilcipnula SennIpllpaanian nals
tiosta jpsin bdn lanoi ennentin teb-
llceniG tpotG folifaiiuannasIa, ia min
ban otti tpon t1dlld Spferi ioien
tplitaituannosia, jofn on noin fpmz
n,enfunta MALTA t1dltG SacfIonpils
lcsfG.
Goferiipilla aillu mpostin pieni
m6drd iuomalaiiin.
Noin tatii piiffpn te9tpGGn tDotG
encIld mainituSia pnitasIa lG6ti Ntr.
Sobnn aalIio totpericnia ieuraSIo
tame SnctlunipiIleen fplGilcm1Gn nj.
met iuiimefrun 20 pGiipG ia Inn ban
Nr. s. s. aallip of ~uGbtGmGstt
rppppp miebiG, Min bdu ~piStGGntpi
paittafitntamme fapafasla tietpsti
rppp29iG ottamaSia ia field tapas
fasia Iattui iilloifin plemaan fp.
ldmne apulaiss pnIiili Scr. 6. Galbs
ipelI, ioIta Der. S. aalIio, Hence ios
tain fpipnpt, iosta pastanfietii tur
biripiio alfoi ampila Scr. Sail
lipta ia ampui beti pbtGmittann nell
ia fcrtaa ioista iota fuula iattllt
Nr. s. aallioon, iostn fliplema fen.
raIi bcti paifalla.
Smrestt bGmmGstptt1pG oil tG
ma l%anpita fnifille lupmalaiiille ia
faamea plldtps tuollninen rnafa lpe.
ritp0 oil mposfin pierasfieliiille
iotfa oliipat iiind p%aifalla. Y6tddr
iuomalaista ci iiind paifaIla iattu.
nut olemaanfaan.
@utta taifti pierasfieliiet miebet
iotfn iiinG paifalla oliipat tpbistis
mat ettci @r. IS. &alliosia ollut Db.
tdGn ipbtd, iofa diff %antanut ai6et.
ia mpiiccn rdafann meritpobon.
Iitta fun Ir. S. s. aaIlio, on
nellie faifinc aiiuan tuntematoir
ettemnlc tieo1 bGnestd muilta fun mi
td BIN on itle toperilleen fertomit
,,Gtt1 ban OH lesfi mics ~ipainlpnfo
on fuuIIut ia BELLE on iddnpt 4 las
ia, ioioen pitdiii olcman iosiatin
Senniblpanim iualtiosia. Sa ctt6
bdnen 6itiniG clad ia OIL iosiafin
Milbiganin ipaltiosia. Iiin on faif.
ii nellie bdindrdd mitd ban OH mice
5iGGn.
%iin coenG mainitusta ippstd olis
iimne bptpin fiitoIIiiet jos iotu bds
men iifmlaiiistan tai tittaiuistaan
%ontaiii bdnestd tartempia tietoia
nellie ia iitd parempi jog iofu bds
men iufulaifenia tgliii itie perusias
mam afiaa ia ipalipomaan oifeuben
tdpntid, iofa aiia pitdiii olemaarr
fdiitcttapdna ,,gtbensiin," oifeubes-
ia tammifnrr IoppupuoIelTa 1919.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1918-12-19

Siio raafa murbaaia OH npt lasfettn
auapnnlle ialalle dinoastan tllbdnnen
bpllarin ~tatuulla, tnntnu bpipin
fummalta eta tiiollaineu fplmd ipes
rinen murba otetam noin feipiGltd
fannaltn. SGn painaaia OH lliomas
iainen, ia meib9n trliii iuomalaiiina
laaoa totuiiben ipaloa tGlIe aiialle.
Siis ~Iufulaiiet ia tuttaipat, iotfd
tsntette Der. Sobm SGatob &allion,
ottafda tGmd buomipon ia antafad
nellie bdnesta tartat tiecpt. Sa, jog
mnboollista on iiifIrlaifine, eta til.
liiitte itie ipnlnomaan oiteuoen fdpn>
tia eta murboaia tuliii iaamaan ans
iaitim raneaistutfen t%postdnfd.
Suoml &aitfi tGtG aiiaa fosfeipdt
ticbot tuliN lGbettGG ieuranipalla
oioitteella:
Matti Sobansion
8. Dor III.
Sa~cfiontriIIe, Ohio.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
WHY WE ARE IN THE WAR

Against our wills. against oui
prayers. we are in this great war. In
l776 this country fought for the in
dependence of the United States
the freedom OF a nation. In 1861 to
1866 it fought and lost lives and
| treasure without number for the in
tegrity of the union and the freedom
of race. And today, for three years
and for how many years in the fut-
ure we know not, we fight for the
freedom of the world
As we look back upon the course
our country has taken in respect to
this war, there is no step in which
we have not followed the path of
righteousness. On the high seas, on
the deck of an American vessel and
under the American flag. a man is
as much within the jurisdiction of
the United States as il he stood on
the shores Of Virginia; and when a
nation-a foreign nation-invades
those rights by sending him to the
bottom and killing him. there is no
other course for the United States to
take but to vindicate those rights, to
demand reparation for violating
them and to see to it that in the
future the rights of other citizens
are not similarly violated.
So We find ourselves in a wa for
a cause for which, in no scintilla,
need we apologize. need we defend,
need we explain. We are in the war
because we could not help it We
are in the war from no lingo spirit.
We are in the war from 4 sense of
duty as nation of the world.-Wm.
Howard Taft in the Southern Wo X
man.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
WAR GARDEN NOTICE

A careful canvass of the city for
ground that might be available for
war gardens was made by the high
school boys during the week. AS a
result of the canvass they found but
five parcels of ground that were not
to be cultivated by some one for gar
den or field purposes. Any one who
has not ground to cultivate or desires
more should apply to the following
persons:
Lot owned by ID. Freeman in Free
mans addition; lots, property of the
Catholic church, five acres of prop
erty owned by Walter Brainard; one
lot, property of Peter c. Nelson. and
parcel of ground belonging to w. j.
Laubender
If any one knows of more avail
able ground we will be glad to have
the information. 1t looks as though
the citizens of Audubon were going
to push the war garden proposition
hard.
Experts are advising that we plant
very largely of those things that can
be put away in cans or dried for
winter use. Large amounts Of the
output of factories will be used for
the army and we will need more for
ourselves. The manager of the
local canning factory tells us that
the government will probably take
over at least thirty per cent of their
output.
Quite large amount of available
seeds for spring planting have been
sent or reported to us. Should there
be families that cannot afford to buy
seeds or who can not get them. we
will be glad for you to come to the
high school and see what we can do
for you. If you cannot come send a
note by the children. The seeds in
part are here and should be used
The high school girls made a careful
canvass for seeds that could be
spared Should you know of or have
more, report the matter soon.
Any Information pertaining to
these matters may be given to Mr.
Roseman, Com. on available ground,
or Miss Graham, Com. on available
seeds, or to the superintendent OF
schools.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
RESOLUTIONS OF RESPECT

Audubon. Iowa, March IS, 1918
Whereas, We are taught that a
little child in all of its purity and
innocence will wander forth in the
fields of nature to gather only the
choicest and most fragrant flowers
for themselves, so God in his Infinite
Wisdom and mercy comes in the
still hours of the night and reaches
out His hand to one of the bravest
of our Order and bids him come to
a better home, and we who loved
him can only bow our heads and say,
Thy Will be Done"
Therefore, Be 1t Resolved, That
by the death of Brother Chas. l..
Tramp, we not only lost worthy
and beloved brother, but a hero long
to be remembered.
Resolved, That we extend to the
widow and family our heartfelt
sympathy, ever remembering that
We are all journeying towards that
same home from which no traveller
ever returns.
Resolved That our charter be
draped in mourning thirty days and
copy of these resolutions be sent
to the bereaved family, to the Iowa
Odd Fellow, and be spread on the
minutes of the lodge.
III. F. Siemsen,
Ray Bamsey.
Matt Butterton,
Committee.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
NOTICE

County Auditors Official call to
elect a County Superintendent OF
Schools and notice to the presi-
dents and secretaries of school
corporations of the time of hold
ing convention.
Audubon, Iowa. March Is, 1918
To all presidents and secretaries
of all rural. independent, consolidate
ed, City and Town school corpora
tons:
You are hereby notified that there
will be a convention OF school presi-
dents Of the various school districts
of Audubon County. state of Iowa,
held at the Court House of said
county on the second day of April,
A. d. 1918. at 900 O'Clock m for
the purpose of electing County
superintendent of Schools.
II is your duty to see that your
school district is represented at this
convention by your president, or in
his inability to attend, then by some
member of your school board or an
alternate in the manner prescribed
by Section 1912 Code 1913
You will therefore govern your
selves accordingly
H. A Northup,
County Auditor.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
NOTICE of PROBATE OF WILL

NOTICE OF PROBATE OF WILL
District court, in and for Audubon
county,
State of Iowa. Audubon county,
SIS.
To all whom it may concern:
Whereas, on the IA day of March
A. ID. 1918. a paper purporting to be
the last will and testament of B. L.
Darnold, late of said county, deceas-
ed, was filed in my office, and was
by me opened and read, and the 29rd
day of April, 1918, appointed and
fixed as the time when the same will
come before the court at the May
term thereof then to be held, for
final proof and probate, as the duly
executed last will and testament of
the said b. l. Darnold, deceased, at
which time all persons interested
may appear and show cause why the
same should not be admitted to pro-
bate.
Dated this IA day of March, 1918.
John Horning, Clerk.
Alma Christensen, Dep.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
Some Pippin

"He says she is the. apple of his
eye
"Well?"
ITO me that expression seems far
fetched"
mot at all She's a pippin. -
Kansas City Journal
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
FOR SALE

My All acre farm four miles from
Spirit Lake. Iowa. Good improve
ments. Joining East Okoboji Lake
All black loan, clay sub-soil. 900
acres pillow land. balance blue grass
pasture. Rented for 1918. Would
consider 80 or 100 in trade Ed
Frick. tt.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
Plaintiff
against

Plaintiff
Solomon B. Thompson and Mrs.
Solomon B. Thompson. his
wife; Reuben Shippee and Mrs.
Reuben Shippee, his wife; Sar-
all Jane Thompson; Andrew Fl.
Stahl and Catherine A. Stahl,
his wife; Henry S. Faber and
Sarah A. Faber, his wife; Lloyd
Qua and Julia Qua, his wife;
Samuel N. Harter and Margar-
ct A. Harter, his wife; N. Ham,
lin and Mrs. N. Hamlin, his
wife; Margaret A. Hamlin;
Richard Gault; E. H. Granger
and Mrs. E. H. Granger, his
wife; Jacob Albert and Mrs
Sarah A. Albert, his wife; Peter
Wolf and Mrs. Peter Wolf, his
wife: and all the unknown
claimants of and to all or any
part of the West Half (Wh)
of the Southwest Quarter (SW
NJ Of Section Thirtythree (33)
Township rs North (7SN)
Range Thirty-five $3.50 west of
the Fifth Principal Meridian
18th p. NJ in the county of
Audubon and State of Iowa,
Defendants
To the above named defendants
and each Of you:
You are hereby notified that there
is now on file in the office of the
Clerk of the Distrirt Court of Iowa,
in and for Audubon County, the pc
tition of the plaintiff above named,
Jorgen l.. Jorgensen, Jr., in the above
entitled action, wherein he claims
to be the absolute and unqualified
owner in fee simple of all of the fol-
lowing described real estate viz
The West Half (Wk) of the
Southwest Quarter (SWA) of Sec
ton Thirty-three (33) Township
Seventy Eight North (7SN) Range
Thirty-five $3.50 west of the Fifth
Principal Meridian (5th p. NJ in
the County of Audubon and State
of Iowa,
And praying that title thereto be
quieted in said plaintiff, Jorgen l..
Jorgensen Jr.. and that you the said
defendants and unknown claimants
of the above described real estate
and all persons claiming by. through
or under you or any of you be
barred and forever estopped from
having or claiming any right. in
terest or title Thereto adverse to
the plaintiff herein. and for such
other and further relief as may be
just and equitable in the premises
and for costs.
And that unless you appear there
to and defend on or before noon
OF the second day OF the regular
April term 1918, of the District
Court of Iowa in and for Audubon
County, which will convene on the
Esd day of April, 1918, A. ID. at the
court house in Audubon. Audubon
county. Iowa, default will be entered
against you and judgment and de-
cree rendered thereon as prayed in
said petition.
8. G. Kerberg,
Attorney for Plaintiff
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
Nothing Doing

II see your boy ha little hatch
et"
"Yes but fear he will never make
president"
Doesn't chop down your favorite
cherry trees eh?"
"No; he chops up my favorite golf
sticks"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
HaDDily Married

Mrs. Quackeness-"Am yo' daugh-
tab happily mar'd, sistah Sagg?"
Mrs. Sagg-"She sho is! Bless
goodness, she's done got husband
OATS skeered to death of her."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
Enough for Two

Nora had been guilty Of what was
considered an indiscretion so the mis-
tress of the house had her on the
carpet.
"If such thing occurs again.
Nora" said the lady, 81 shall have to
get another servant"
Wherupon Nora with a grin, re-
sponded: 81 wish you would, mum !;
there's easily enough work for two of
rs"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
Had Been Proved

DO you people in Crimson Gulch
believe in prohibition now?"
Believe in it," echoed Broncho
Bob. We've got to believe in it.
They've proved it on u.s.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
The Reason

Grace don't see why Miss
Homely wanted to marry him with
all her money.
Gussie-I don't think he'd have
taken her without it.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
Just Asked for Recipe

81 hope you didn't ask for Sec
ond piece of cake while you were
over at Johnny Smiths tea," said
his mother.
mo, mother, didn't" said the
little boy, II just asked Mrs. Smith
for the recipe so that you could make
some like 1t, and she gave me an
other piece without my asking for
it,"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
Locate, the Coal

II think we have at last located
the blame for the coal situation" be-
gan the explanatory statesman.
II don't care about the blame just
now" interrupted the ordinary cit
izen. Have you located the coal?"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
Lost His All

Hopkins-Poor Jack! Got on the
wrong side of the road and bling!
Lost the car!
Simpkins-Yes.a and the very next
week he got on the wrong side, of the
market and bling! Lost his wife!---
Philadelphia Bulletin
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
Her Match Went Out

II dropped in on the young bride
last night and found her in tears"
ooh dear! And l thought she had
such good match"
"The trouble was, the match went
out. Boston Transcript
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
DepOSitorS Scarce

Neighbor-Got much money in
your bank, Bobby?
Bobby-Gee no! The depositors
have fallen off something fierce since
sister got engaged.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
A String of Beads

"Savages will trade vast tracts Of
land for strings of beads"
well" replied Miss Cayenne, 81
know q man who wears evening
clothes and carries cane and he
did the same thing. He went broke
trying to pay for pearl necklace"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
Minus

Hes a mere cipher, but nobody
seems to realize it" "How can they?
He's a cipher with the rim Off"
(Which well fits one of our local
fellows whose influence is more than
local. CD
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
ar Co,ppSe

What's the hardest thing about
roller skating when you are learn
ing" asked the hesitating young man
of the instructor at the rink. 1.-The
floor" answered the attendant.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
WouId Labor

Officer-What do you intend to do
in America?
Immigrant-Take up land, sir.
Officer-Much?
Immigrant-A shovel fyll at a
time.-Chicago News.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
Call Again

The young pride Of the family"
had been to school for the first time
in mis- six short years.
What did you learn" asked his
mother, as mothers always ask on
the afternoon after the morning be-
fore.
II didn't learn nothin'." he re-
piled. 81 have to go back again to-
morrow.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
Voice of Prejudice

81 told you II was a mistake to
take over those Hawaiian Islands,"
said the man who never gives up.
why. those islands are now our
most valued possessions"
But look at the comfort they de-
stroyed. AS soon as they got lit
tie encouragement they flooded the
whole western hemisphere with uke-
leles."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
Silent Sufferer

THE leading man seems to be
making love to the leading lady with
considerable ardor."
Quite so. dare say he has had
spat with his wife and is now get
ting even"
"The leading lady is not his wife
them"
"Of course not; that's his wife
sitting over there in the box look
ing as though she would like to bite
a nail in two. Age
Herald
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28

Lady Visitor-How did you come
to be such a crook, my man?
Convict was crossed in love,
lady.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1918-03-28
ORIGINAL NOTICE

In the Ditrict Court of Iowa, in
and for Audubon Codnty, May term
1918.
Jorgen l.. Jorgensen, Jr,