Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1918-05-24
CHAPTER XXI.

Punlshments and Maehlne-oun Stunts.
Soon after my arrival in France; IN
fact, from my enlistment, had found
that In the British army discipline 10
very strict. One has 10 be very care
full In order to stay on the narrow path
Of government virtue.
There are about seven million ways
OF breaking the kings regulations; to
keep one you have to break another.
The worst punishment Is death by
firing squad. or ''up against the wall.
as Tommy calls II. ...t
This is for desertion. cowardice. mu.
tiny, giving information to the enemy,
lootlng, rape, robbing the dead, forcing
a safeguard, striking superior, etc.
Then comes the punishment OF sixty
four days in the front-line trench with.
out relief. During this time you have
to engage in all raids. working parties
in No Mans Land. and every hazardous
undertaking that comes along. II you
live through the sixty.four days you
are indeed lucky.
This punishment is awarded where
there Is doubt as to the willful guilt
of a man who has committed an Of
fence punishable by death.
Then comes the famous field pun
ishment No. 1. Tommy has nicknamed
1t "crucIflxion." 1t means that a man
is spread-eagled on a timber wheel,
two hours day for twenty-one days
During this time he only gets water,
bully beef and biscuits for his chow
You get "crucified" for repeated minor
offenses.
Next In order is field punishment
No. 2. -.t
This Is confinement In the "clink,"
without blankets, getting water, bully
beef and biscuits for rations and doing
all the dirty work that can be found.
This may be for twenty.four hours or
twenty days, according to the gravity
Of the offense.
Then comes "pack drill" or default
ers' parade. This consists Of drilling,
mostly at the double, for two hours
with full equipment. Tommy hates
this, because 1t is hard work. Some
times he fills his pack with straw to
{. tighten it, and sometimes he gets
caught. II he gets caught, he grouses
at everything in general for twenty
one days, from the vantage point Of .
: timber wheel.
Next comes &c. B." meaning icon.
fined to barracks" This consists OF
staying in billets or barracks for TWEEN
ty-four hours to seven days. You also
get an occasional defaulters' parade
end dirty Jobs around the quarters.
The sergeant major keeps what Ii
known as the crime sheet. When a
man commits an offense, he Ii
"crimed," that is, his name, number
and offense Is entered on the crime
sheet. Next day at 8 a. m. he goes tC
the "orderly room" before the captain
who either Furnishes him with &C. B.
or sends him before the o. @. (0fficel
commanding battalion). The captain
Of the company can only award &C. B.
Tommy many time has thanked
the king for making that provision II
his regulations.
To gain the title Of "smart soldier,
Tommy has to keep clear Of the crime
sheet, and you have to be darnsd smart
to do it.
have been on 1t few times, most
ly for yankee impudence."
During our stay Of two weeks II
rest billets our captain put us through
course of machine.gun drills, tryini
out new stunts and theories.
After parades were over, our guns
crews got together and also tried Out
some theories of their own in reference
to handling guns. These courses hat
nothing to do with the adyancsment Ql