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The Watertown news. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1917-1919, 1918-06-21
Had Finger Smashed.

While A. G. Kruger was erecting
monument in cemetery at Lebanon
his hand became caught under a
heavy block and one finger was badly
smashed. Amputation will probably
not be necessary.
The Watertown news. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1917-1919, 1918-06-21

Moro TrampIng and Humping.
One Of the best things about golf Is
that the poorer you play 1t the more
exercise you get-Boston TRANSCRIPT
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RAILROAD TIME TABLES,
CHICAGO & NORTHWESTERN
South.

Chicago passenger-------- 500 a. m.
Chicago enger---------11:07 q. m.
Chicago passenger------- 1870 p. n.
GAINESVILLE passenger------ 7:16 p. m.
$50 a. m. train makes close con-
nections for the west at Jefferson
Junction.
Both 11:07 a. m. and 7:16 p. m.
trains make close connections at JET
ferson Junction for Madison ard all
points west.
North.
Green Bay passenger-------7 a. m.
Green Bay. Sundays only----8:10 q. m.
Green Bay enger-------2:42p p. m.
Northern Michigan-------- p. m.
Rockford passenger arrives at Wa
tert0wn at $40 q. m. and goes no
farther.
The 1855 q. m. train makes connec-
ton at Clyman Junction for trains
east
The 1870 train south makes connec-
tiOns at Jefferson Junction for points
east
A tran goes west from Clyman
junction at 4:45 p. m.
+Daily.
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CHICAGO. MILWAUKEE, & ST. PAUL
East
Pass. No. 10 a. m.
tPass. No. a. m.
*Pass No. 4, daily----------5:13 q. m.
Pass. No. 80, except Sunday-6:03 a. m.
Pass. No. "a, daily----------7:03 a. m.
Pass. No. 16, daily---------7:55 a. m.
Pass. No. 10, except Sunday-9:O5 a. m.
Pass. No. 46, except-------2:05 p. m.
Pass. A, Sat. and Sun. only-4:5O p. M.
Pass. No. 40, Sundays Only--5:20 p. m.
Pass. No. 6, aily-----------5:4 p. m.
Pass. No. 4S, Sunday only--7:50 p. m.
Pass. No. IA, except Sunday-8:1 p. m.
West
*Pass. No. Is, daily--------2:26 a. 70.
Pass. No. SIS, daily----------5:57 a. m.
Pass. No. II, daily--------12:18 p. m.
Pass. No. :04 p. m.
Pass. 40, Sat. and Sun. only-2:55 p m.
Pass. No. %, except Sunday-7:00 p. m.
Pass. No. 1, p. nc.
'These trains stop at WatertoWn
junction only.
Train No. 33 arrives from Milwau-
kee and departs for Madison at 1888
!. m. except Sunday.
Train No. Z arrives from Chicago
and departs for Madison at 1929 p. m.
laily except Sunday.
Train No. 423 arrives from Chicago
and departs for Madison at 700 p. m.
except Sunday.
Train No. 81 arrives from the east
at 5:55 p. NJ, except Sunday.
Train No. 80 arrives from the east
1T 1850 p. 10. daily.
Train No. 40 arrives from Madison
at 9:O5 a. NJ, except Sunday.
Sunday excursion train arrives from
Milwaukee at 1902 q. m. and goes
through to Madison, returning at $50
o. m.
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Invest little money in a News
Want Ad. 1t will return a profit.
them for best results.
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MEETINGS

Tonight.
LiederkranZ.
St. Johns Church Choir.
ShOemakers Union.
Royal Neighbors of America.
The Watertown news. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1917-1919, 1918-06-21

Enthusiasm First Necessity.
Nothing great was ever achieved
without enthusiasm.-Emers
The Watertown news. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1917-1919, 1918-06-21

CHICAGO. MILWAUKEE, & ST. PAUL
East
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-07-26

bread, one or more being spread
thickly with cottage cheese. Let
tuce or water cress and salad dress
ing are also used. The rest of the
filling may be varied to suit the
taste or the larder. The sandwich
is cut diagonally across and served
on an individual plate with the
halves arranged in diamond shape.
1t is desirable to toast the bread on
one side only and to cut it immedi-
ately after toasting. as otherwise the
pressure of cutting crushes out the
cheese and spoils the appearance of
the sandwich. The cut slices may
be placed together again while the
sandwich is being filled. and the fill
ing may be sliced through with a
sharp knife. In addition to the cot
tage cheese, these club sandwiches
may contain: l, tomato, lettuce,
mayonnaise dressing; 2. thin-sliced
cold ham, spread with mustard. let
tuce. mayonnaise; 3, sliced tart ap-
pie, nuts, lettuce, mayonnaise; 4,
sliced orange, water cress. mayon-
naise; 5, sliced Spanish onion, pi-
mento, lettuce, mayonnaise 6, two
tiny strips of bacon, lettuce, mayon-
naise; 7, cucumber or green pepper
pimento, lettuce mayonnaise; s,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-07-26
Cheese in Club
SandeuichS

Cheese has steadily logged up in
the scale of popularity until almost
twice the amount is used to-day that
was consumed this time last year.
1t has great advantage in the fact
that it is always ready and can be
eaten without further preparation,
if preferred.
In the form of a sandwich filler
its possibilities are almost unlim-
ited Cream cheese has long been
favorite, as it spreads readily, but
equally good is the homemade cot
tage cheese for this purpose. Here
are some suggestions for making
club sandwiches by combining cot
tage cheese with various other in
gradients:
Make the sandwiches of three
good-sized slices of toasted wheatless
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-07-26
Little Talks by
Beatrice Fairfax

Once upon a time there was a very
sane. wholesome. conscientious WON
an who administered her household
wisely and brought up a family OF
children we'll.
And this old lady got around to the
time of life where two chins grew
where only one chin grew before. And
when she got hold of an interesting
book she was more inclined to lie
down on the couch to read it than
sit up bolt upright as had once been
her habit.
And along came a friend, one of
those Rag, bone and a hank of hair"
women who always look slender and
young. when heavily veiled. And the
rag, bone, etc." lady said: why do
you let yourself go like that? Why
don't you see and take up Chutni-
chilli2
Now the comfortable one did not
know whether Chutnichilli was a new
reel at the movies, another small
country slaughtered by Germany or
perhaps something new in the pickle
line.
But after a proper amount of hor-
ror over her friends ignorance, the
rag, bone, etc." lady explained that
the queer name went with a brand
new, up-to-date "seeress." No, not
fortune teller. nothing vulgar like
that!
But a genuine East Indian priest
ess who made you well, young and
discovered your historical counter
par5 emed BY that one got of M tdery and
unlovely because ones vibrations
--ere all wrong. Get sthem coming or
going-Ive forgotten which-the
right way, and the world was yours.
fell for it," and paid $40 to the seer
ess with the name like Crosse q
Blackwell's pickles.
Sorceress of Old Nile
The seeress discovered that the rat
lady's vibrations had been going on
for years in a highly dangerous way;
They were either coming nor nor
east" when they. ought to be gong
that, don't just remember which,
but something was wrong with them
and it was a wonder the fat lady had
lived at all. according to the seeress'
closure was that this comfortable,
middle aged woman was the living in
carnation of Cleopatra. the Serpent OF
And instead of spending the best
wears of her life in going to market,
darning her husbands socks and be-
ing the thrifty, capable housekeeper
she had always been, the misguided
woman missed her destiny complete
ly. She ought to have made history
by playing tenpins with all sorts OF
potentates.
Now the plump lady had every vir-
tue but sense of humor. Humor is
not generally conceded to be a vir-
tue. but in her case it would have
been one. 1t would have accomplished
a perfect cure" for the vaporings of
the seeress. She would have had SO
worth of laughs out of the vibra-
tions-Cleopatra nonsense-and let it
go at that.
But she didn't; she took it seri-
ously, and she began to think of the
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-07-26
BY Virginia Terhune Van De Water
CHAPTER XVII


Copyright, 1918, Star Coz
The moving picture house in Mid
land was crowded that night, and
very warm. AS Elizabeth Wade
and her escort came out after the
performance she drew in a long
breath of the cool night air.
"Ah! how good it feels and
smells!" she exclaimed.
1T sure does!" her companion
agreed. And it's so nice that | am
going to drive round home by the
long way"
Very WE'LL" she assented.
1t was not until they had been
driving for half hour that she ap-
preciated how long this roundabout
way was. She also realized that she
was chilly.
"I think we made a mistake in
taking this road" she observed after
a while, during which Clifford had
talked steadily of his affairs and pur-
suits in Chicago. Il am cold, aren't
you? ?"
Not a bit" he declared. Here,
take this coat of mine," reaching into
the back of the car for the garment.
But you may n sed it," she sug-
gested. 90.
No, 1 do not" he insisted.
stopping the car, he helped her
put on his light overcoat. AS he
did so he pressed his hands affec-
tionately upon her shoulders. But
she, drawing away, pretended not
to notice this. So. with a teasing
laugh. he took the wheel again.
Suddenly he spoke: 81 say, Lizzie,
why are you leading that city chap
on? You know he's mad about you,
don't you?"
He cares nothing for me-" she
exclaimed. Moreover, l am not
leading him on as you say. 1 told
you the other day that l have had
only a very few talks with him.
scarcely know him."
Then why did you speak to him
as you did to-night?" he questioned.
You told him you meant what you
said 1t sounder very mysterious.
Perhaps it did" she admitted,
But it wasn't"
She would not explain her mean
ing to Clifford Chaplin. 1t was none
of his business, and she would not
satisfy his curiosity.
why. so solemn" her companion
reproached her later. Are you stlll
cold?"
An Inquisitive Companion
mo-" she answered. IT am very
comfortable, thanks to your coat l
hope you do not feel the need OF
it?"
Not at ALL" he replied. But I
do wish you would tell me the truth
about this man Butler. Did you say
that DIR. Wade sent him here?"
He was watching her as we'll as
he could IN the darkness, but she
spoke of it unaware of his scrutiny.
"Yes-so your. father says. He
can tell you all about it."
Lizzie" Clifford slowed down his
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-07-26
THE PLOTTERS
A New Serial of East and West
By virginia Terhune Van de Water

car and took the steering wheel in
his left hand, "since we are cousins
L want you to kiss me-"
Before she could resist, he had
slipped his arm about her waist and
drawn her to him.
With a violent effort she pulled
herself from him, slapping him
across the face.
To her amazement he stopped the
car in the middle of the road, then,
turning TO her. caught her hands in
his.
What ails you?"' he demanded,
DO you think 1 am the kind of a
man who will let a girl strike him
like that? Well. I am not!"
And 1 am not the kind of girl
who let's a man kiss her!" she
painted. You have insulted mel"
He released her hands and laugh
ed harshly. $50 it is an insult for
man to kiss his own cousin, is it :?
1 just wondered how you would lake
it. l want TO test you" He paused,
then added slowly: II wanted to
prove to my own satisfaction Just
what kind of a cousin you are, that's
all. Now l have found out what l
wanted TO know. 1 quite under
stand"
What do you mean?" she ques-
toned sharply.
Angry as she was, she was startled
by what sounded to her like a men
ace in his speech.
"Oh, never mind!" starting the car
again. Il had been wondering, that's
all.
A Bit of Hard Luck
In an uncomfortable silence, they
drove to within a quarter-mile of
the farm. Then, as a peculiar sound
came from one of the rear wheels of
the automobile, Chaplin brought the
machine TO Il full stop, and uttered
an exclamation of vexation.
What's wrong?" Elizabeth quer-
led.
i've got puncture-darn it!" he
complained. Isn't that the devils
own luck?"
What can you do?" the girl ask
ed.
Repair it, of course" he said
brusquely, getting out of the car.
How long will it take?"
"If it's bad, it will take me a
half hour. 1 am not an adept at
that kind Of thing"
His manner was not courteous,
and she felt her Indignation rising.
home" she informed him.
Tile laughed derisively. How
will you go, alone?"
"Certainlv!" she retorted, spring
ing from the car before he could
prevent her. IT will walk"
But his voice checked her as she
started away. He hurried after her.
'Lizzie!" His tone was pleading
now Don't be angry with me.
Let's be friends. You must not be
so angry with me just because l
forgot myself for a minute. You
forget, my dear, how very attractive
you are. Won't yeu please give me
another chance to prove what a
nice, behaved person 1 can be
Give me another chance to be Your
cousin!"
(To Be Continued)
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solid citizens who lived in the same
suburb and to reflect on the manner
in which they said "Good morning,
Mrs; Smith: pleasant weather were
having" Or something like that,
when they happened to meet on the
cars.
And the reincarnation of the Ser
pent of Old Nile" began to reflect on
concealed in those Pleasant wealth
ers we are having" Because they
must all be tremendously conscious of
her power. Hadn't Chutnichilli said,
No man could ever be unconscious
of it?"
So the worthy matron laid the flat
tering JUNCTION to her soul that the
solid suburbanites were all losing
weight, or putting it on, or getting
gray, or bald, or having fiat foot, not
because of middle age. but by rea-
son of her fatal gift.
She does not confide her awful
power to every one-there is a faith
full band of about ten of us. includ-
ing her long-suffering husband-that
has to bear the brunt the Cleo
patra delusion.
The nice. substantial businessman
to whom she is married has been
magnificent all through the Cleopatra
blight. Though it has taken some of
the straightness off his shoulders and
given him a curiously appealing look
that pathetic, shifty glance of his, it
always seems to be defending her
to be reminding us that apart from
this $40 worth of madness ."she is
the best little woman alive"
And, of course, the rest of us-the
other faithful nine-have days,
weeks, sometimes months. off from
the fatal gift condolences. But the
poor husband naturally has few holi-
days.
And she tells HIM all about the sub
urbanites and the thrilling tones in
which they said: Pleasant weather
we are having, Mrs. Smith" or I'VE
need rain badly. or ~These cars are
terribly overcrowded, don't you
Think"
And she insists it is not so much
what they say as the way they look.
head and looks back on the good old
days before his wife visited the seer
ess from East India, who "interprets
me th law of vibration and discovers
are the living counterpart"
The Moral of All This
don't know that there is any par
t1cular moral to this chapter from
fTar frap, Ife fnrtn Unless .n;S 1T Is keep away
blessed with a sense of humor. The
old-fashioned kind that manipulated
deck OF greasy cards or saw dark
or light gentlemen in tea cups were
more or less harmless, but the extra
fancy kind that sell Cleopatra deIu-
sions at $40 per head are dangerous
gentry.
They sell more than Cleopatra de-
lusions. They drive comfortable peo-
pie who have to hear about them TO
despair, and as one of the faithful
nine said the other day, "Of course,
the Litany is perfect, but if the
Church should ever decide to add 70
it. I hope they will add something
like this:
From the delusion of imagining
every man who says Pleasant wealth.
er we are having is deeply in love
with us, Lord. deliver u.s."
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-07-26
FASHIONS FORECAST
(By Annabel Worthington)

This blouse Is in shirtwaist style, with
a gathering tape at the lower edge TO
make it blouse slightly The convertible
collar may be worn high or rolled open.
Either the long sleeves with tailored cuffs
o. the shorter length with roll cuffs NAV
be chosen. The blouse has a simple hem
closing at centre front. Materials such
as madras, gingham, percale, striped
crepe or khaki may be used for this
blouse
The boys blouse pattern No. $3.50 is
cut in five sizes-6 to IA years. The
eight year size requires rs yards 30 inch
rs yards SO inch, or IL yards A inch
material Price cents.
This pattern will be mailed to al
in stamps. Address your letter to Fa
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-07-26
Bv McMQnus

Maurice Brady, "a years old, oil
Brooklyn, made good his boast that
no one could make him work. He
hanged himself. Brady was locked
in a cell in the Tombs prison yes
terday after being held for trial in
the Essex street police court.
Nobody on earth can ever make
me work" he declared to prisoners
in adjoining cells. Then he made
a rope from a bed sheet and ended
his life.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-07-26
LEMON JUICE
TAKES OFF TAN
Girls! Make bleaching lotion
if skin is sunburned,
tanned or freckled

Squeeze the juice of two lemons
into bottle containing three ounces
of Orchard White, shake we'll, and
you have a quarter pint of the best
freckle, sunburn and tan lotion, and
complexion beautifier. at very, very
small cost.
Your grocer has the lemons and
any drug store or toilet counter will
supply three ounces of Orchard
White for few cents. Massage this
sweetly fragrant lotion into the face.
neck arms and hands each day and
see how freckles, sunburn, windburn
and tan disappear and how clear.
soft and white the skin becomes.
Yes 1t is harmless.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-09-16
Good Health n Patriotic Duty.

Literally. this Is period when no
one should have time to be sick. =
Every man, woman and child in
America should be busy doing that
Sickness and doctors bills are econo-
mic waste. and waste in national eff
ficiency at 4 time when we can least
afford it.
little less than a disgrace to have such
diseases as typhoid and malaria, be-
cause they arc preventable. and every
time there is case of either the plain
fact is that some one has been careless
almost criminally careless-with one
human health.
All our thousands OF deaths, tens of
thousands of cases OF serious illness
and millions OF dollars In losse from
cause OF typhoid and malaria are
aYoidable. and the way to avoid them
Is to screen out flies and mosquitoes.
When these pests are screened out
when we keep flies away from our food
and drink and mosquitoes from biting
90 per cent of all the sickness and In
efficiency due to typhoid and malaria.
Whatever II may cost. good health Is
worth the price; whateter adequate
may cost, the investment Will pay II
thousand per cent and more.
And what is true OF typhoid and
malaria Is also true of our preventable
to unwisely selected or improperly
prepared foods. is heavily handicapping
many a person, yet is almost wholly
avoidable.
We can't afford to be sick at this
critical time; least of all can we af-
disease. Screen up. clean up. keep
well-The Progressive Farmer
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-09-16

farmers are complaining OF their fer
tilizcr bills eating up the profits OF
the farm. Every particle OF manure
produced on the farm should be
properly taken care Of before any com
merciol fertilizer is purchased. and
some farmers will doubt If it will pay
TO buy them then. But If the condi-
tons arc right and the fertilizer ~
used as it should be, there is no ques-
ton in the minds OF our most sue
cessful farmers that it will pay to use
commercial fertilizer.
The results from the use OF these
one man applies 1t and his crop is
doubled d, and good profit returned.
and kind under similar natural con-
ditions OF soil and gets little or no
profit at all. Such Results can be laid
only TO the farmer himself. In one
case the air. sun and rain were helped
so as to enable them to do their maxi
mum work because care was taken to
make the other conditions as favorable
as possible in the way Of fitting the
soil and attending the crop. With the
other man these natural agencies were
kept from performing their work by
careless blowing. cultivating and
cropping.
II a man has a certain amount OF
land to cultivate and his supply OF
farm manure Is mot sufficient TO prom
erly fertilize the land so as to insure
good crop. there can be no question
but what IL is advisable TO use COM
mcrcial fertilizer.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-09-16
NO MEAT FOR HUNS,
SAYS HERR Won WAlD0W
Corn Crop Reported Short and Like
wise the supply or
Potatoes.
fBy Associated Press. !

AMST September 1o.-Ierr
Won Waldow. president or the Ger
man Food Regulation Board. speaking
at a reception to the leaders OF the
German trades unions, said he re-
GREETED the lateness Of the harvest.
and that there were no sharper means
than were at present used TO get more
;oodstuns.
The corn crop. Won Waldow said. was
only Is per cent better than that Of
les, year. and the potato crop proba..
bly, was worse. The provisioning of
Industries, he added, would improve
from October. a full bread ration
certainly would be restored, but he de-
clared he would not hold out any
prospect for an increase in the po-
tato ration, as unfavorable weather
damaged the~crop.
Meatless weeks must he continued,
the speaker said, in order not to en-
danger the milk and fat supply. Tn
fortunately he was unable TO hold out
any prospect of an Improvement IN
the. food supply, but he was positive
that 1t would not get worse.
Herr Lenien, member OF the Reich
stag, who was one OF the deputatlon.
replying to Herr Won Waldow. said
that in view of the hopeless informn-
ton he gave regarding the food sup
ply the workers could not continue to
work the number of hours they are
,ow working.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-09-16
'PETERsBURCERs SEE
FALL OF A|RPLANE:
Machine Driven by Lieutenant Mycr
Drops to Earth South OF
Walnut Hill.
NO ONE is SERIOUSLY HURT
Accident Believed Due to Poor
Quality OF Gasoline Used BY Avia
tor-On Return Trip to Washing
ton After Family Reunion.
L snecinl to rho rimea-pisnaich.

Especial to The Tim es- Dispatch.J
PETERSBURG. VA, September IS
An aeroplanc driven by Lieutenant
Deverau Myers. Formerly OF this city,
but now of Washington, d. c., cams
down with crash this evening just
south OF Walnut Hill. residential
suburb OF Petersburg. Lieutenant
Myers had left Washington with his
mechanic to attend reunion of his
family, which was TO take place at
the Myers residence. on Walnut Hiii.
He flew his machine sally from Wash
ington. ana after flying over the city.
landed on Walnut Hill. The fact that
the machine landed 30 near 10 Peters
burg attracted number OF people
known that he would leave on his re-
turn trip to Washington this evening.
large crowd assembled to witness
an old Petersburg boy make q flight.
About 1880 Myers and his mechnic
started on their return trip. and nau
gotten about height or sixty rect
when the crowd saw that something
was the matter with the machine, anG
were Mortified when they saw the
plane falling down to'the ground. The
aeroplane came down Win CRASH.
and was badly broken, but. fortunately,
hurt. the mechanic receiving only
slight cuts and bruises. and Myers non.
at all.
The cause of the, accident was the
failure of the engine receive Its
power from the gasoline, which was
nate for the occupants that 1t was
discovered so soon and before they hao
gotten higher up and started on their
return trip to Washington.