South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-10-06
MAN IN THE STREET


you annexed your share OF Liberty
bonds The Lord is sitting out the
hearts Of men before his Judgment
seat nowadays and you've got 10
come clean, YOU nickel-squeezing
scamp.
This is intended for those cheap
skates who bought $50 bond
when they could well afford 10 have
invested $500 or more with Uncle
sam. There are few OF them in the
city and we've got their number.
And yet we went a million dollars
and better in our volunteer canvass.
which leads US 10 say that the boys
night. bleed and even Jie without
murmur, no patriot can whine
about the money.
A1ishawaka's quota OF the glorious
I fourth loan was $500. 600 Mishawa-
ka is in the war. she gives the men,
she puts boots on their feet, she
builds the airplanes. and she lends
the money, too.
Another reason why it was i'm
portant for every patriot 70 embrace
I the opportunity 20 get his money
into the war IS. the next bond is
sue will probably be for only five
| billions and that will be ten dollars
/ per capita less.
Somebody is asking the Chicago
| saloon keepers not TO serve a man
with more than three drinks IT'S
q perfectly reasonable request.
Three drinks day at a saloon is
/ enough for any man in any town
/ where there are 5000 saloons.
Someone wants TO know what the
government is going TO do with all
| All we can say is, Art Haslanger is
making a collection of nuts.
We have been trying to hgure out
4 sam Schwartz Mishawakas ma
| jority in the forthcoming fall ,am-
paign but the task is too over
whelmins
/ over in that Macedonia region We
! observe that Kastoria is now we'll
! within the allied lines. so that now
| the children i'm the territory our
/ men occupy have something TO cry
about.
say. conddentiaIly when YOU have
your quota of Liberty bonds. book
| them as an investment-not as a
! business expense TO be added 20 the
cost of the grub or buds the con
sumers have to buy.
/ As we understand it. there Is no
! use i'm quarantining Spanish inhuen-
: "a. High society is bound TO get *
so long as the Greco Roman dances
are i'm vogue. and the soldiers are
7 with MS.
The restaurants are changing the
name of hamburger TO Liberty
Steak" That does no good. II can't
! chanEe the character OF it. IT re-
mains hamb burger. You might
change not dog" to Liberty
Links" but the hound flavor would
Zoe loud enough TO bark just the
same
The news from the front is sweet
En- than two extra spoonfuls of sugar
i'm your coffee.
A New York headline announces:
"Janitors Propose Union With Ten
ants Something like the union the
cat suggests with the canary bird.
Mishawaka will be quite ready
and i'm perfectly good trim TO take
ON the NTH Liberty loan early in
the New Year Mishawaka's slogan
should be: "ATing on your loans. our
check-writing hand never grows
weary when freedom is at stake"
Honestly. didn't the Mishawaka
factories do splendidly?
We may have been wrong about
the clock last Sunday night. but
anyway we didn't go backward
when it came 20 raising a million
without even the soucpon of an eff
fort.
That next loan must be fOrthcom-
ing as promptly. and it will precede
| business. pleasure or rest. II is the
American dollar that will make the
kaiser hoIer. Ask Mel. Mix or
IChUlie Ostrom
Henry Ford SAYS ne will not hold
/ himself bound 10y party oblisations
and will not spend a dollar When
election day arrives we advise Henry
to take whatever anesthetics that
may be necessary 10 prOlong the
trance until sunset. They are going
90 jolt him.
The declaration that the kaiser
is insane doesn't interest US. We pre-
fer 90 hear that ne is in Jail Then
the world can prepare for the hang
ing. for hang ne must
We can not inform a reader y~ha;
German il was who invented the
Observation-Disclosures monographs bat
he certainly hit upon an effective
device 20 drive people TO murder