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The Evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1917-1920, 1918-09-05
CarroIiton Postmaster Here.

William Arterburn. postmaster at
Carrollton. Mo. and H. VI. Lueders,
also of CarrolltOn. have been in Co
lumbia this week. Mr. Arterburn came
with his son. who is entering the Uni
Yersity.
The Evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1917-1920, 1918-09-05
MISSOURI OFFICERS IN ARMY
Seventeen MissOurians and kansan:
Win Commissions.

Missouri men who were commits
stoned second lieutenants at the fourth
officers training school at Camp
Grant. Ill. include: Merle Daugher'
". Mountain Grove, Mo; Harry X
Donnelly. ST. Louis; Walter G. Fried
erick. St. Charles, Mo; Cecil E. Gar.
rett. Perry, Mo: Oryille D. James
Hannibal. Mo-; Francis Marshall. Han
nibal. Mo; William a. Willard. Soda
liza. Mo-; Alma ". Peasner. ST. Joseph
Mo-: Donald l.. Picard. Elyins. Mo;
Paul r. Riley. Kansas City, Mo; Viii
lard A. Smith, ST Joseph. Mo; Les
ter F. Turley, St Louis Paul W. Web
er, St. Joseph. Mo. and Lawrence K.
White. Kansas City, Mo.
The Evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1917-1920, 1918-09-05

LOST-Child'S white rubber shoe. mark
ed Bobby Ramsay on strap. Please re-
turn to 1870 Keiser or telephone 1U2O White.
R-4
The Evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1917-1920, 1918-09-05

G. G. McCaustland Reaches England.
E. ]. McCaustland, dean of the
School Of Engineering. has received a
The Evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1917-1920, 1918-09-05
Negro Asks Divorce.

Riley Jones. a negro. has filed suit
for a divorce in Boone County Circuit
Court.
Evening star., 1918-01-06

one the many stacks Of old discarded shoes repaired
french The
Lot Orleans
and repair OF soldiers Nothing EVERYTHING
worked o the limit.
Evening star., 1918-01-06

trho'o by International Film Service, !,
Evening star., 1918-01-06

Trenches and trenches
when road the
of trench interrupt
flow OF along the road the trench bdged This
British official photo shows of British cavalry crossing Of these
trench bridges Cavalry again playing
the Cambria cavay
was second in Importance only 0 that of the tanks
The Washington times., 1918-05-18
Slayer Teacher LikeG o. Tired
Child at Trial, Artist Finds
By BONNIE ROYAL.

WAUKESHA, May 1S-If "fes
opening Judge Martin Leuke Waukesha
American footlghts.
Lily white Grace Luk and like lily her tall slim figure wayed
seemed need the offered the her counsel Henry
Lockney.
long for her from the door behind the judges bench
to the defendants chair
How changed she seems passed the crowded where
friends of happier days tensely watched every
"She pale paper
white of her linen waist had scarcely less color than
Like tired child she sank defendants
that the simplicity Of her noticed
ventiona dark blue tailor made shiny pargay
match The tuc
the harng stand-up collar tied with
Her friends noticed these things. to
is at
But details and everything else forgotten Dr.
Roberts, whose wife slain.
There is herald this the great
don't know whether he be the heavy maybe
comedian in the play.
The Washington times., 1918-05-18
HORSE DOCTOR, IN
TEARS, TELLS OF
WIFE'S SAD END
By BEATRICE FARFkx.

WACKESHA. Wis, May 1.-THE
most interesting development in the
afternoon session OF the Grace Lusk
trial for the killing OF Mrs. Mary
Newman Roberts. was the breaking
down Ct DR.. Roberts when he told Of
finding his wife, mortally wounded
on the Hoor OF the Mills home.
The doctor had driven his wife to
Miss Mills Tor the fatal interview and
left hS some one called him to the
telepheaH and said something had
happened.
He told how he went to the Mills
home. pushed open the door, called.
Hello. hello" and no one answered.
The little doctor is not a dramatic
person; il was perhaps this very quail
ity that put asthriII OF suspense In
his II called, Hello, hello, but no
one answered"
what did you do them" asked Mr..
Corrigan.
Il went into the parlor and found
my wife breathing her last"
Puekered With Tears.
He paused for a moment; the spec
tators stared at this man whose "af-
fairs" had given so much trouble 10
the dead woman. He could not go on
with his testimony: the race was
puckered with tears.
The testimony halted for a moment.
as he struggled on with the account
OF his gruesome ind.
So the dead wife had had her place
in her philandering husbands affec-
tions. Miss Lusk sat directly in front
OF him and never took her eyes from
his face. She had removed the rather
large hat she was wearing during the
trial, and she looked more worn and
pale than she has appeared at any
time since the trial began
The doctor, without a glance in her
direction, went on with his testi-
mony.
He went out and found Blot. his
assistant. and said:
MY Sod, see what has happened to
poor May"
He lost control OF himself second
time when he told OF the bullet holes
in the blue silk sweater his wife had
worn at the time OF the shooting.
Mr.. Corrigau asked il he had found
any powder marks on II, and Rob
erts said. NO, ] would have been
sure to see them. as I washed the
sweater myself before gave II to
my little niece"
Breaks Up Doctor.
The incident OF the sweater broke
up the Doctor. 1t added another turn
TO the intricate human maze. Alive,
the veterinarians gay philandering
caused his wife endless unhappiness.
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

4 It's the FIRST recall
- when was the next time you
saw her alone
4 ! tooA her for an automobile
ride
Z What happened then?
k-I don't remember.
Memory IL Family.
The c7oss-cxamination then went
again 10 the episode when Dr. Rob
crts went To Chicago and met Miss
iusk al the Grand Pacific Hotel. Dr.
Roberts relied great deal on Il don't
remember" TO bring him through.
His testimony was the same as just
before he quit tho stand last evening.
On what part OF the train did
ou ride when you went from Chicago
to Milwaukee
An the parlor car
O. Why did you 20 70 Chicago,
A.-To work on my book.
Q.-What work did you do on the
book
Ave reviewed il. and each made
some suggestions.
Q.-Can you remember anything else .
A-Yes We made some corrections in
the typewriter copy.
Q-what next do you remember about
gong TO 'I4sdSh
A-Wc.l. ! used 10 so there every
week or 81 on business trips. She
went th-ro 70 work on the book.
Q-You have no recollection you
say Of vha, you discussed
A-None except as It referred 10 the
book.
Q.-Can you remember nothing else
that was said or done
A-No. but perhaps VIC talked on
different subjects.
Q-Do you remember any Of the
subjects?
A.-NO.
Q-But surely You did other things
than Just prepare and handle that book
A-Perhaps. but ! don't remember. .
Q-Who paid the hotel bills on these
Chicago trips
Al paid mine. and Miss Lusk paid
hers
Q-At what hotels did you stop"
AT the Grand Pacific and the
sherman House.
Q-Surely you can remember doing
somethin Eelse?
A-Sometimes we would go to NOV
ing picture shows. Once we saw a
play called Fair and Warmer
O-Where did you lunch together:
A.-At the Boston oyster House.
Q.-Who paid for the lunch?
Al did.
The Washington times., 1918-05-18
GRANDSON OF SENATOR
CUMMlVS NOW In RANKS

senator Cummins OF Iowa was ap-
prised today that his grandson. Cum
minis Eawson. or pcs Moines. aged
eighteen. had gone into the navy.
Young RawsOn has just reached
reached Washington and has entered
Ga" signal corps as a private He
made no effort 90 get q commission.
Tie is a student Of GrinnclI College
N his sophomore wear. but concluded
h" ought to quit college and f=ht H."
viii 20 into training a. college Tark.
1oIuE radio work. and probably Will
soon nc sent To Franco
senator Iummins counted NJ today
and found he had three ncphrWs and
a grandson. an his clos" relatives OF
military age. IN the army.
Another nephew. capt Harry Nc
Henry os Dcs MoInCs. has already
been KILLED while nEhtInE IN France.
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

shall have to strain every nerve II
we do that, we cannot fail, and the
result cannot be doubtful
Praises Lloyd George.
"The enemy is no stronger than We
are in actual numbers Heretofore.
the unity OF his command. and the
absence Of il on the allies side has
led to the dissipation OF our forces.
Now our unity OF command. fer
which the country is indebted 70
Premier Lloyd-George, will prove
valuable"
Here the speaker intsrposed some
remarks OF high praise for the prime
minister. Lloyd-GeOrge had faults.
he said. but they were the faults OF
genius. He continued:
Wen stand the breaks. Let the
enemy knock himself to pieces
against our stone wall. Ludendorff
offensive came like a binding flash
OF lightning in a dark night show
ing US where the danger was. IL
was shown US that this nation is by
no means secure as yet
Germany is fighting for victory
She not going to sacrifice hun
dreds OF thousands perhaps millions.
or lives without attempting desper-
ateIy to secure a definite objective
The enemy might come within an ace
OF victory but he will not secure 4.
because his cause is wrong"
The Washington times., 1918-05-18
Daniels, Sc Today,
Thankful for Health
To Do Nays Work

"I am thankful for having the
strength and health to be on the
job today during these strenuous
times when every man is needed
at his post Yes. I'm fifty-siN
years old todsy. but do not feel
the weight OF my years.
'As for the navy. il is the great
est fighting organization OF the
time and ready to prove itself in
the eyes OF the world. and I'm
proud to have a place in it,
This was Secretary OF the Navy
Daniels message today. when
congratulated by The Times on
reaching the fifty-sixth milestone
OF his career
The Secretary IL celebrating his
natal day in the usual manner
at his desk, directing the work OF
the navy.
Josephus Daniels was born IN
Washington. y. c.. May ls. 1852.
The Washington times., 1918-05-18
BOARD OF TRADE HOLDS
ITS ANNUAL SHADBAKE

With weather apparently designed cs-
peciauy for outings. the Washington
Board Of Trade is today holding its an
nual shadbaEe AT hcsdPcthe EcI,n
The first train 10 IN" Reach lcf; New
York avenue and Fourteenth street az
g:fJ this morning. loaded with "a holiday
crowd Tn" second train loft a. .r-
TIL. program today is uf a patriot,
nature. Three Of prrShings ; veterans.
.Scrgt. John j. Il"ffcrnan. Corporal ,su,
smith. and Private John Fcduru,S So
tell their experiences on the front Mis-,
from Z, Hawaiian scNI"ntJc. ID mall, quar-
IrtJc. and the soldiers Home Raud Is
featuring the program.
Board 81 Trad members Will show
thcir athletic proves 'his afternoon .n
e.. baseball game between line fats ana
the leans.
The Washington times., 1918-05-18
DOC ROBERTS
tONGED TO CO
TO "PASTURE"
WITH HIS LOVE

Continued from First PaEeJ
ticle she was writing for me on cat
tic Breeds and Their origin"
Q.-Where were you a. the time Of
the second kiss
Ave were both standing.
Q.-How long an interview passed
while you were IN thu room
A--Twcnty or thirty minutes.
just a KISS-That's All.
Q.-What was said before the first
kiss?
Ave were talking about the
article on cattle breeds.
Q.-ls there anything else that hap
pened that time?
A.-NothinE else that ] recall.
Q.-When was the second kiss
A few minutes after the first.
+ Q.-Do you remember anything
about that?
A-No
(Which kiss did you give her,
and which did she give you,
Al don't remember.
Q.-Was that the hrst time you in
terviewed her alone?
The Washington times., 1918-05-18
WOMAN TEMPTED NE
AND | FELL. IS PLEA
OF HORSE DOCTOR
nv REArRICE FAIRFAN.

wAUEESHA. Wis. May ls.-The
woman tempted me, and I fell.
This was the plea OF Dr. David
Roberts, on the witness stand yester-
day al the trial OF Grace Lusk for
the murder Of his wife, Nary New
man Roberts.
It was the big sensation OF the trial
TO date. The atmosphere Of the court
room grew electric; the crowd gaped
them: they lurched forward like peo-
pie looking at a crucial scene flashed
on the screen at the movies.
In the witness chair sat DR.. Rob
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

, But he wept when he remembered
the death she suffered.
Things came so thick and fast to
day that the surfeited spectators
spectators turned attention from one
love letter to another like children
who have had choice Of too many
sweets
All letters bore on the same thenes
Tell your wife OF the relations that
exist between us. then let her depart
from your life. This was repeated
and repeated. yet the situation ap-
parently remained the same. DR..
Roberts would neither be OFF with
the old love nor be on with the new
He philandered with his wife and
Miss Lusk as he had philandered from
the beginning.
There were quarnels and quarrels
on the same subject in lhe letters.
Miss Lusk wanted him 70 tell his
wife that she as the chosen woman
and get Mrs. Roberts. as the su-
perfluous angle OF the triangle. elm
mated herself They began quarrel
ing on this subject as far back as the
autumn OF 1916.
Wanted To Go Motoring. -
Miss Lusk wanted to be taken
ply because he had promised to take
his wife to a country club to dinner
Neither woman got his company on
that occasion.
There wds another time when they
engaged a room together at a hotel
and Miss Lusk said, Il want you TO
promise me right now that you love
me better than any one else on earth.
and l want you to tell Mrs. Roberts
So"
Il said that was imposs:b ble," the
doctor repeated. She pointed a gun
at him, and told him II he did not
sweanson the Bible that was on the
bureau she would Kill him. She did
not take the Bible there for that pur-
pose: the American Bible Society
leaves them in hotels: doubtless they
sometimes serve strange purposes, As
in that instance .,
The little doctor Depicted himself
as fighting this siren at every turn:
yet. according to his own testimony,
he invariably fell after her burst of
ccnjuEal elodueure.
II is a strange tale that went from
bad to worse. No married life could
have been as fun OF quarrels and con-
tentions of the strange near-domes-
ticity that Miss Lusk and DR.. Roberts
maintained at hotels. on motor tripR
His testimony conveyed that he turn
ed from the chickering's OF the Illicit
love affairs to his own hearthstone
for peace. Perhaps that was why he
broke down and cried when he told
OF washing his wife's blue SIX
sweater for his little niece.
The Washington times., 1918-05-18
SEEK INFORMATION
ABOUT CREEL'S STAFF

Action In the House Rules Commit
tee on the proposal to investiEats
George CreeL chairman of the COM
mittce on public information. was
suspended today until the COMMITTEES
can get further information on some
members Of CreeIs stan.
"ParIor socialists IS the name aD-
piled to some Of Creers aids nj let
ter introduced by Congressman Camp
bell OF Kansas
Chairman Pou today indicated hs
believed that in the light Of CreePB
apology the matter should be dropped
Keep the potatoes here and send the
wheat cover There
The Washington times., 1918-05-18
AMERICAS HELP
ASSURES VICTORY,
SAYS GEN. SHUTS

GLASGOW, May Is.-'-The enemy is
now awake 70 the power OF the Amer
leans, who at last realized the great
danger to the world. Our American
allies are coming over by the tens
OF thousands monthly. in order to
bear their fair and proper share OF
the trouble"
Gen. Christian Smuts. the famous
Boer leader. now a member OF the
British war council and looked upon
N the allied countries as one OF the
foremost British soIdier-statesmen.
thus summed up the war situation N
speech before q large gathering OF
ship owners here. Americas help, he
said. made the allies ultimate victory
absolutely certain General Smuts
said:
We Must and VIII Win.
'Tr the last English soldier were
driven from France. Germany would
not win. because she must win both
on land and at sea. Her position Is
the same aS that OF Napoleon. The
situation VIII be fun OF the greatest
anxiety for many days. bu: the en-
envy cannot win. for his cause IS
wrong. and We must and will win
because our cause is right
THE enemy thought that. by Rus
sia's breakdown. Germany had a
chance, through repeated gigantic
blows, to break our military resist
ance. so she. Germany, would emerge
as the dominant power. The enemy
made his great effort He achieved
a success which few thought possible,
but he did not go all the way-and
ne never will.
II We want to win the war. we
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

talk with Grace Lusk. Her glance is
very direct: she looks one squarely in
the eye. I told her I heard that she
had done a good deal Of war work
while waiting for the trial
Il did what I could. knitted a little;
there wasn't much | could do"
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

FDAUOHTT,C Apollo. S24 " st. ne.
ShANUALL } TO-DAY - HAROLD
LOCKWOOD IN THE LASDLOPER "
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

CRANDALL } Isfb st. At Col. I'd.
ToDAY-ETHEL CLAYTON in THE
JOURNEYS END"
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

DINOGTT,c AVE GRAND.
IhANDHIsI y Gas Pa. Ave. 8. =.
TODAT-SESSTE HAYAKAwA in THE
HONOR OF HIS HOUSE.
The Washington times., 1918-05-18
TAPS CARTRIDGE ON HIS
DESK; COMPANION IS SHOT

The accidental explosion Of a cart
ridge resulted IN n painful inJury to-
day to William Sw Indcll. OF Hosedllo.
Md. clerk IN the water department
At the District building. The bullet
struck Swindell ON the right cheek.
causing a jagged wound.
William Moore, another clerk in
the oftic". tapped the cartridge on a
desk and i' exploded. SwindcU Wa
taken To- his home .n an automobile.
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

M VTEDIH TO-DAY AND TOMORROW
ULlWIII MONTAGU LOVE
1881 U 81. n The Crpss Bearer
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

6pAV0hII'C American Ist ar. y
OdAhNDhlSI y TODAT-w. s HART
IN BLUE GCLCH' ''
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

rDIETOIITJC Casino. eth & p Sta
ShANUALL } TODAT-CLARA KIM
BALI. YOUNG IN THE HOUSE OF
CT ass
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

PrrshinE says: we want team
work. Eat POTATOES and save wheat
don't leave 10 Ia your NEG hbOr-
we want team work
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

4 CTnIUn ToDAY-H +. WARNER
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

|TEADEP 5OT 9th st. Y. w.
lEAUEh TODAY
GEORGE WALSH
In HE Latest Photoplay,
BRAVE AND BOLD"
For Amazing ''St l1nts' this production
has never been surpassed.
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

mIunITIJcT Theater. 9th 4 z sta.
KhNDhLL } TODAY-CLARA KIM
Ball YOUNG In THE REASON
WY"
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

CRANDALL' SoSHTHRck SoTEE ittR 4 p; fl@F: z:
FORD In his MAJESTY. BUNKER
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

nIDNCu ToDAY-MOSROE SAILS
lIHNUEN BURY IN THE GUILT OF
e-TT -H-rsT-
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

U0HE 1870 { street NOrth east
lOUlE TODAY-MART MILES MIN
TER in BEAUTY AND THE ROGUE 90
AIEo a Strand >Comedy-TOMORRD
CLARA KIAIBAI.L Young In THE
HOTSE OF GLASS" AlIo a Billie West
Comedy.
The Washington times., 1918-05-18
ADJUSTMENTS

tf TODKYS l63
Az FILM THEKTKR
ATTRAcTJOlS
ipTN7A. 424 nth st. Y. w.
IkhLA TO-DAY -FRkNELYN FAR
mum in FAST COMPANT."
tTEADER sOT 9th st; Saw =; w.
GEORGE WALSH
\ In His Latest Photoplay,
BRAVE ASD BOLD
Y For Amazing est tunts" this production
has never beer surrassed.
IOLYMPIC ToDfE Moa4EaE Af;R ToH9EEow ESgE
1881 U St n The Crpss Bearer
ISTRAND EoRs5gE IL 3.55:s ass. :, vA""H"
iGARDEN BGR4TaH4TFoS BRRF in !44S gulf iAF5s; 0r
( SILENCE.
Z rDEUDAIIJc FInIckerboeksr.
ShhINDhLL = 18th st. ut Col: rA.
4 tTODAT-ETHEL CLAYTON in THE
JOURNEYS END"
iRANDALL'S T6STTTca,hFk T5SGtsr; Hth z z KT. T'i:
!BALL YOUNG in THE REASON
I VIII"
CRAEDALL' ToS%rHj SGTSy iE5R Rck 4 Pf@F Fl; FS:
FORD in his MAJESTY. BUNKER
rDnmIITJc Casino. eth & p Sts.
Ball YOUNG In THE HOUSE OF
lCPANDATJ'S AgoIIo. s24 = st; ne,
: LOCKWOOD IN THE LANDLOPER-
! iRANDALI.'S stE AYE P.i GRHXD' tE:I 8 =
tTODAT-SESSTE HAYAKAwA in THE
HONOR OF HIS HOUSE"
iRANDAIJ'S AMERICAN lat &R.
IN BLUE GCLCH"
UnME 1890 [ street Northeast
IlOUlE TODAY-MART MILES MIN
AIEo a Strand >Comedy-TOMORRO
CLARA EIAIBAL.L YOUNG In THE
HOT-SE OF GLASS" AlJo a Billie West
Comedy.
U0ME,C CAROLINA.
IlOlHE ~ 18th s. \. Car. Ave. 9. Y.
tToDAY-MADGE EVANS AND GEO
MAC oJAERIE in ''WANTED-A
4 TOMORROw-BIARY NILES AITNTER
I IN BEAUTY AND THE ROGUE. Also
4 Strand COMEDY.
The Washington times., 1918-05-18

DT LTA. 4z4 nth 81. Y. w.
I 4fALh TODAY - FRANKLIN FAX
NUN in FAST COMPANT."
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-11
Some More Bolshevism

THE Industrial Workers of the World again irving to
start something in Arizona Two circulars have been
sent out from Phoenix according sdvces from that city
One Of them calls the brethren to rise revolution
Whether it is to be revolution Of bloodess one
IS not stated The other proposes that the government
seized and changed to suit the ideas of the LW.W
In their propaganda, the LW.W. claim that America Is
tagging behind in great world movement It is pointed
out that the Bohevsts have taken Russia and
that they preparing do in Rumania Germany and
AustraHungay and that in Africa the negroes are
rising against the ruling class It is time, therefore,
cordng to the LW.W, that something be done in the
United States
This brings additional proof, If proof were needed
that the Boshevists and the LW.W. the same but
how the LWW point with any pride Russia is hatd
to Observation-Disclosures where the red flag rule
only terrorism DEATH cold hunger and rags for ali classes
the workers well the Ich and utter paralysis of
dustres It's life pointing skeleton and Temarking
its beauty And if there is anything in the chaos and
bloodshed in Germany to appeal attractive
the wild eye of an LW.W. to see it.
Happily, high wages good food and clothing and result
ant contentment of the laboTng classes in Arizona give
the LWW. poor recruiting material for the workman
money the bank is often %agin the government to
the extent of wanting overthrow it. Moreover they
patriotic and they know the LWW have the German faint
Just much Lenine and they will favor any such
reasonable proposals the LW.W. making
However this vicious propaganda is irritating and its
authors ought be sought out and prosecuted possibly
under the espionage act.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-11
Short SnatcheS
From EUe7y10Here

It's over. over Brooklyn
Eagle.
The kaiser removed Gen. Won oven
from Metz. The Yanks were making
Il warm enough Tor Metz without
Gen Won Oven.-Columbia Record
There is a growing impression that
one woodrow Wilson split a large
bucket OF beans about ( D. m, Friday,
October %. 191s.-Wheeling Intelli-
gencer.
Perhaps the administration wishes
now it had let Col Roosevelt go to
the front-Pittsburg GaZette-Times-
When you sneeze now nobody says,
God bless you."-St. Louis star
II Is wrong 70 say that women do
the proposing. a proposal Of mar
rage like a proposal Of peace comes
from the side that IS ready TO SUI
render.-St- Louis Star.
The truth OF the matter Is, God has
never been with Wilhelm and Will
helm IS never going 10 be with God
It viii be an entirely different line
up.-Houston Post.
So long as the cost OF living stays
anywhere near its present figure. we
can't seem 10 call up any very clear
vision OF general polygnmy after the
war.-Kansas City Star.
II the German government IS Of
such a character that il can be
changed from 2 monarchy to a re-
public IN a night. Il could quite as
readily be changed back in a night
from a republic 10 a monarchy
Seattle observation-disclosures
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-11
There's 4 Tragedy In
Saying I Got Up Wrong
BY ANN BLEsENER.

UTHEN you get up wrong. you
w might as well reconcile yourself
to most anything. Everything seems
20 work together for your discom-
fort.
First. you can't find your clothes
You know where they are, but they
aren't there
The breakfast IS late, the coffee IS
cold. and you haven't time to eat
anything.
You race wildly out Of the house
to catch the car and find one has
Just passed. Since they run only now
and then Cmostly them. in despera-
ton you decide to walk. When you
get TO town you find traffic blocked
by a freight train. It's miles long.
and moving SO slowly.
When you finally get to the office.
things are in a terrible mess. You
can't figure out what is the matter.
but every little thing is going wrong.
So the day passes. You get up
wrong. and everything has gone
wrong since. When night comes, you
certainly couldn't say Il was the
"end Of a perfect day"