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The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Blunt Advocate. w. Coquillette,
Of Miller, deputy head consul of the
Modern woodmen has been spending
several DAYS in town getting 2 class
togeather for initiation into that frat
ernal insurance order Friday night.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

A. z. Conner departed Monday
morning for Rochester, Mimi, where
he will undergo an operation with the
hope of improving his health.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

A large number of young students
from over the county were Miller
visitors Friday and Saturday taking
the Sth grade examination under the
direction of County Supt. Miss Mon
cur. There we're n~inety-seven appli-
cants.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Mrs. Anna Campbell, who has spent
the winter among relatives in Illinois
and Wisconsin returned home this
week. She was accompanied by her
son John Tate of Wisconsin.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

T. p. Sutphen and son Percy ar
rived i'm Miller last week from Good
ing, Idaho, to look after their inter
ests here. Mr.. Sutphen shows i'm
provement in health.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Mrs. and Mrs. j. A. Bushfield de-
parted Monday for Hot Springs,
where Mrs. Bushfeld will take the
bath treatment for rheumatism.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Judge MCGEE, of Rapid City, was in
Miller Monday, and delivered a lee
ture at the Scenic theatre in the in
terest of an oil stock company,
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Mrs. G. c. Spiers, who is teaching
at Naples, S. D., spent Sunday at the
j. r. Spiers home in Midland town
ship.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Hear Some Where in France is a
Lilly" and When Johnny Marches
Away" the two newest war songs, at
Collins.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Arno MeWhorter and family, of
Highmore were Sunday visitors at the
]. ID. Miller home i'm this city.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Miss Rilla Mccoy went to Sioux
Falls last week for a visit at the home
of Mrs. C.. o. Hansen and family.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Miss Alice Strut spent a couple Of
days in Pierre this week, the guest
of Miss May Redmond.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Mrs. Lizzie McGlinchy, of Highmore
is a visitor in the city, the guest Of
Miss Mary Redmond.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

FREE! A smoothing brush with
each purchase of wall paper amount.
ing to $500 or more.
Wilcox's Drug Store.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Mrs. Sophia Bohning has been quite
seriously ill for the past week at the
home of her son Edward Bohning,
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Joseph Struif returned home from
Rochester, Mimi, last week where he
had gone for medical treatment.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Regular Saturday night bowery
dances WIN start again Saturday even
ing at the Mccoy hall. Music by the
Miller Orchestra.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Help Wanted-In kitchen and din
ing room of Royal Cafe. Inquire o.
II. Il. Brown at desk in cafe.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

We carry in stock at all times a full
line of Muresco and Alabastine. See
us before you buy.
WilcoX's Drug Store.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Anker-EIolth cream separator for
sale at The Miller Creamery.
r. Anderson.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

The County Commissioners are in
session this week in their regular
quarterly meeting.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

All your grain and stock CHEEKS
cashed and your deposits guaranteed
at Citizens State Bank. II
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Miss Classy Gonstead spent the
week end with her parents at Willow
Lakes.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Patrons OF Peterson's Garage are
invited TO use our air pump free q
charge.-Ady.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

p. J. Weir is democratic candidate
for Sheriff.-Adv. j
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Bowery dance every Saturday even
ing at the Mccoy hall. Starts at Q
o'clock.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Queen %incubators for sale at Red
mond's Hardware Store.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Mellotone is the best fiat wall paint
Sold by G. w Wilcox.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

The Peterson Garage will fill your
tires free of charge.-Adv.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

A. B. Catalan wal a business visi-
tor at Minneapolis the last of the
week.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Free air furnished all patrons at
the Peterson Garage.-Adv.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

A. C. Dehart, OF Canning, was re-
newing acquaintance In Miller Mon
day.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Wall paper bought at Wilcox's
Drug Store is trimmed free of charge.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

See Botsford Lumber Co. adv. IN
this paper
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

Just received a large shipment of
Red Cedar split posts.
Botsford Lumber Co.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

2 #. galvanized nog troughs SIPS al
Botsford Lumber Co.
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AND LOCAL

Vote for P, J. Weir for sherin.-Ad
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

The CITIZENS STATE BANK will
help you. Absolutely safe. Deposits
GUARANTEED. fstf
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04
To Save Time and Energy and Make Money

1t is comfortable. with
spacious interior, wide seats,
deep upholstery, rear can
tilever springs, 106-inch
wheelbase, and large tires,
non-skid rear.
II has Auto-Lite starting
and lighting and vacuum
fuel system.
To pay less Is to risk the
loss OF efficiency, comfort.
modernized improvements,
beauty OF design or long-liv-
ed service.
+, Order your Model 30 now.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04


You need a car and that
car should be an Overland.
II Is not necessary to pay
more than the Overland
price-and complete salts
faction cannot be bought for
less.
At a low cost and for eco
nomical maintenance, Model
80 gives power, prodigious
power, from its perfected
frugal with-fuel motor.
II Is simple to handle, has
narrow turning radius, and
easily operating clutch.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-04-04

That motor cars are abso-
lutely necessary for farmers
as business equipment Ia
shown by the fact
That more than half of the
Overland output is taken by
farmers.
That the Overland Is COM
pletely qualified to be fully
satisfactory for farmers is
proven by the fact
That more than half OF all
Overland cars built are TAX
en- by farmers
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06

and each slowed down to allow the
other to pass. In the confussion, the
governor put on speed to cross the
track and at the same time the motor.
man of the street car started his car.
The governors car was struck in tbs
rear, wrecking it, while the governors 8
body was caught underneath the ma.
chine. 1t is estimated that the ma.
chine was thrown at least fifteen feet
The accident occurred about 9: 80 in
the evening, shortly after the gov
ernor had left his physician. DR.
Amelia Keller's home. He was has
tened back to the doctors home, but
was shortly, after an examination by
physicians when the seriousness oi
the case was discovered. removed tc
the st. Vincent's hospital.
The governor spent the first night
| in seni-conscious condition and be
tween his conscious moments asked
| frequently regarding the accident, a!
! it seemed he did not remember AM
of the details of the accident.
/ Mrs. James p. Goodrich, whose
| home is at Winchester, was immedi
! ately notified of the accident and has
tened to the bedside of her husband
| Captain Pierre Goodrich, who wa
stationed at the quartermaster's de
also notified and arrived at the gov
ernor's bedside the following day afte
the accident
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06
He WAS THERE TO SLEEP
And Little Thing Like the Building
Burning Couldn't Rouse Dutch"
From Slumber.

At camp Dutch" as he was called.
was reputably the biggest sleepyhead
and most absent-minded individual ex-
listing.
One night HDutch' was, as usual.
In blissful repOse, when some of the
buildings in the barracks caught fire
and the alarm was spread rapidly to
all parts of the camp, and the fire
finally came alarmingly near the bunk
where Dutch was dreaming of shoot
ing the Huns into Hades.
In his sleep "Dutch" finally got up
and wandered to another part of the
barracks, where he crawled into some
ones bunk and peacefully slept on
amid the roar and clatter, flames and
smoke.
Not until long after the building had
burned to the ground and only cinders
and ashes were left did any one think
of Dutch" After a prolonged search
they finally found him, sweetly anG
blissfully sleeping with the cover
pulled up around his chin like an in
nocent babe, and closely clasplng il
either hand his girls picture and 8
safety razor.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06
JAMES P. GOODRICH
SERIOUSLY INJURED
AUTO IN VIM. HNDiANA'S GOV.
ERNoR WAS RIDING coLLIDEs
WITH STREET CAR.
CONDITION is VERY GRAVE
Suffers Conclusion of the Bralns
Fracture Of Skull, Broken
Collar Bone, Fracture of the
Left Hip and Many Cuts
and Bruises.

Indianapolis, Ind, Aug. 30.-James
P. Goodrich, governor of Indiana, who
was seriously injured in an automo-
bile accident here on the evening of
August 2Sth, was reported as resting
easy last night. However, his condi-
tion is still serious. An X-ray exami-
nation is to be made to determine il
his skull was fractured, as was first
thought, which was indicated by a
constant hemorrhage from his left
ear during the night.
His physicians, in their first state
ment, believed the governors condi-
tion showed much Improvement over
the night, however, sleep was only
obtained by the use of opiates.
His injuries. besides a possible con-
cussion Of the brain, include broken
collar bone, left hip injured, serious
head injuries, bruised groin and q
cut above the left eye.
On account of the governors weak
condition it was impossible to make
an examination of his skull when he
was first brought to the hospital
The accident which resulted in his
injuries occurred when the governor q
machine was struck by street car.
The street car and the automobile
reaching the corner at the same time
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06
DADD1SEV[NIN
ARY TALL El
MR.. GANDER's STORY.
y MARY GRAHAM BONNER

"They say we're stupid" said the
geese.
"Who says we're stupid?" asked
Mrs. Goose.
People, animals, everyone, every
thing" replied Mr.. Gander.
"And are they right?' asked Mrs.
Goose.
my dear, my dear, and after the
work you have just done! How can
you say such thing! How can you!
I do not understand"
'You say you are not supposed to
understand easily" said Mrs. Goose.
You say as you are goose you are
stupid"
But I am about to tell you that /
don't think geese are stupid. They
say to children who can't do their
lessons, You're q goose That is they
say so if they are bit rude. I've been
told though that they didn't mean it
for rudeness, because they wanted to
make the child study and become very
very wise.''
swell, ANYWAY, I don't think they
should say such a thing to children. l
think they should say, Children, be
clever, be geeser p"
perhaps they should say that" re-
marked Mrs. Goose, 'but somehow I
can't imagine it,"
81 can't myself" said Mr.. Gander,
''still it should be said.''
II don't see, myself" said Mrs.
Goose, "why you are worrying about
whether we are stupid or not. I don't
care. 1t never bothers me. I don't
like people or other animals very
much, and that is all there is to it.
just leave them alone, 1 do. If they
bother me, I will fight them.'
"Ah, Mrs. Goose" said Mr.. Gander,
"you don't know what geese can be
like"
II know what they are," she said.
'That's so,' cackled Mr.. Gander,
'but have just heard a great and
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06
IN BAD WAY PHYSICALLY
PHYSICIANS Verdict Made Recruit Won
der II Any Disease Had Got
Tt~~. Away From Him.


The curiosity of Henry James, who
applied for enlistment in the United
States Marine corps at Los Angeles,
remains unsatisfied.
James was taken before Dr. G. ].
Hildebrand, the examining physician.
and, after the usual physical examina-
tion, was told that he failed to meet
the requirements.
whats the matter with me?" quer.
led the prospective Hun destroyer.
you've got scoliosis, phthisis and
synOirtis," was the surgeons reply.
The would-be marine blushed to be
told so frankly what prevented his be-
coming a devil dog, and turned to 20
out, when the doctor shot a few hot
parting words after him.
Not only that-you're troubled with
slight astigmatism. otitis media and
chronic furmunculosis."
Gosh" was all the lad could say as
he fled in confusion.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06
HADLEY WILLING TO FORGET
Selected for Conversation by
Head of Yale University.

Arthur Hadley, president of Yale
university, is an honored authority on
many subjects, but he declines to in
clude among them dislocated jaws.
Thereby hangs this tale.
The educator was sharing his state
room on Fall River boat with pleas
ant gentleman who had otherwise slept
on a cot in the open cabin, when, well
along toward morning, he heard, COM
ing from the upper berth, sounds of
gagging and gargling and moaning.
Jumping up and switching on the light
he saw his acquaintance was suffering
greatly, His chin was on his breast,
his mouth rigidly open. his eyes tight
closed and perspiration on his fore
head.
BE calm. sir" cried Mr.. Hadley. 81
know just what to do"
Wrapping towel around his thumbs
to save them from the release, he clam.
bered up beside the man, knelt by his
shoulders, began to work the jaw into
its place-and then spent the rest OF
the night trying to explain himself
For it was only case Of nightmare
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06
Counting the Cost.

Jam tarts unlimited was littl2 Bob
by's idea of heaven, but since war
tiour came in and fat was scarce he
hadn't been quite so fond of them as
before.
Mother, coming into the kitchen one
afternoon, saw Bobby gazing at dish
of newly baked tarts.
what are you doing, Bobby!' she
asked sharply.
II was just wondering. mother"
Wondering? You haven't touched
those tarts, l hOpe?"
mot yet mother said Bobby. 81
was Just wondering if they're nice
enough to he whipped for"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06
Not Crazy With the Heat.

''Say, you,' yelled the policeman at
q fellow who walked smilingly by, ar
rayed in light pair of trousers, a silk
shirt, a panama hat, but with a pair
of ear muffs on, as the mercury fid-
geted around the 105 mark and threat
ened to go over the top at any mo-
ment. What bug house did you es-
cape from?"
Il didn't hear you," said the man, as
he began to retrace his steps.
Il say, what's the idea of the ear
decorations? Have you got short
Circuit in your mental apparatus?"
The man grinned. Nav, nothin
like that. Merely taking precaution
against hearin' too well. This is the
open season for the boob who asks you
if it's hot enough for you"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06

fYou're Not So Stupid as You Look"
noble story about geese and so don't
think they should be thought stupid
any more"
''Tell me the great and noble story"
shrieked Mrs. Goose. Il would like to
hear it."
"Of course you would like to hear
it," said Mr.. Gander.
"And why, of courseY' questioned
Mrs. Goose.
Because any creature" said Mr..
Gander, would like to hear such fine
things Of his or her own kind"
Tell me the story" said Mrs. Goose,
Il am eager to hear it, and you keep
putting me off,"
Il am not putting you off," said Mr..
Gander, "but I am only adding to the
story"
How are you adding to the story
when you haven't begun it?" asked
Mrs. Goose. "Are you adding to it
in your own mind?"
mo, I am not" said Mr.. Gander.
81 meant that I was adding to it by
keeping you waiting to hear it. 1t
makes you so eager and you will find
it so much more interesting.
"Well. there were some dangerous
and wicked men about to hurt some
nice and good ones and what do you
suppose flock of geese did?
"They warned the good men, who
were sleeping after great deal of
hard work, that danger was approach
ing. They came rushing along to tell
them, for they had seen danger from
afar. That's really so," said Mr.. Gan
der. "These geese saved the good
men from the cruel ones who had come
to rob them and to hurt Them
Fine, fine," cackled Mrs. Goose
"That's splendid. No wonder you say
that geese shouldn't be called stupid
any more"
"Well," said Brother Bacon, "whe
had come up to listen. pigs have Otter
| given warning of danger, too. Botf
| pigs and geese have been brave ant
have accomplished fine things.
"Oh, DEAR" said Mr.. Gander, "may
be that is true, but don't be such {
selfish pig that you have to be il
every story. This one was to be tru,
one about geese"
"And it is true" said Brother Ba
con. Geese have a number of time
been known to give a warning tina
danger was near. Yes, you're not 81
stupid as you look" ended Brothe
Bacon with smile and twist of hi
little tail.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06
HARLEM OIL CAPSULES
If YOUR BACK ACHES

Do you feel tired and "worn-outT
Arc you nervous and irritable? Don't
sleep well ut night? Have dragged
out" unrested feeling when you get
up in the morning? Dizzy spells? Bill
ious7 Bad taste in the mouth, back
ache. pain or soreness In the loins,
and abdomen? Severe distress when
urinating. bloody. cloudy urine or sed-
iment? All these indicate gravel or
stone in the bladder. or that the poi
Eonous microbes, which are always in
your system, have attacked your kid
neys.
You should use GOLD MEDAL
Haarlem Oil Capsules Immediately.
The oil soaks gently into the walls
and lining Of the kidneys, and the lit
tie poisonous animal germs, which are
causing the Inflammation, are imme-
diately attacked and chased out of
your system without Inconvenience or
pain.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06
Another Understatement.

In the Companion for May 8 there
was a joke entitled well Within
Bounds" which has reminded reader
of an accident of her youth.
We had mean-tempered colt, she
says, which we had all urged father
to sell, but he would not. One morn
ing when he was bedding down the ami
NAL it kicked him viciously. Several
members of the family were in the
barn, and they all ran to see if he had
been hurt and to hear what he would
say about such an unproveked attack.
Father, who, by the way, was not a
Yankee, picked himself up, rubbed his
well-night fractured shin and remarked
to the colt, well Well I'd think just
as much of you if you hadn't done
that!" and then went on with his
work.-Youths Companion.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06

Don't ignore the little pains and
aches,' especially backaches. They
may be little now but there is no tell
ing how soon a dangerous or fatal dis
ease of which they are the forerun-
ners may show itself. Go after the
cause of that backache at once, or you
may find yourself in the grip of an in
curable disease.
DO not delay a minute. Go to your
druggist and insist on his supplying
you with a box of GOLD MEDAL
Haarlem Oil Capsules. In "a hours
you will feel renewed health and vigor.
After you have cured yourself, con-
tinue to take one or two Capsules
each day so as to keep in first-class
condition, and ward off the danger of
future attacks. Money refunded if
they do not help you. Ask for the
original imported GOLD, MEDAL
brand, and thus be sure of getting the
genuine.-Adv.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06
Could Not Obey Doctor.

An anaemic young married man
went to the doctor last week. The
doctor made an examination and said :
You do not eat enough. Go home and
eat as heartily as you can in order to
build yourself up
The young man went home and told
his wife what the doctor had said.
We'll" said she, Il guess you are
not going to obey the doctors orders
unless you get big jump in your
salary or the price of eatables takes q
big slump. Maybe the doctor doesn't
have any trouble keeping up with the
h. C. of l., but we dc"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06

l improved In health 90 / could do my
homework; we now have little one, all
of which l owe to Lydia Z. Pinkham's Q
Vegetable Compound. - Mrs. o. S.
JOHNSON, r. No. 3, Ellensburg, Wash.
There are women everywhere who
long for children in their homes yet are
denied this happiness on account of
some functional disorder which in most
cases would readily yield to Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Such women should not give up hope
until they have given this wonderful
medicine trial, and for special advice
write Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co.,
Lynn, Mass. The result of 90 years
experience is at your service.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06
Th.s Rookle a Gland.

The last Worcester draft contingent
included Edward r. Scanlon, the larg-
est rookie sent by Massachusetts so
far. lie is six feet two inches tall. and
weighs PSI pounds. He has brother,
James w. Scanlon, age twenty-six, at
Camp Devcns, who also stands six feet
two inches and weighs about 19O
pounds, and cousin, Tom Hennessey
also ut Camp Dcvens, whi is the same
height and weighs about 200 pounds
Boston Globe.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06
SeIf.Qiscinline Needed,

There is always the self-discipline
needed to correct errors of the i'm
agination or of the will; and, at the
same time, at no period of life are we
Incapable of the inspirations of de-
voted love- though. as we advance in
self-discipline and moral effort, we be-
come the more fitted to receive the
higher gifts of grace. The supernatural
power of conformity with the all-holy
will of God, in the love and obedience
Of Jesus Christ, finds its true support
In moral virtue.-T. T. Carter.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06
Messenger to Grandpa.

There, now," cried a little girl,
while rummaging in a drawer in a bu-
reau-"there, now, grandpa has gone
to heaven without his spectacles. What
will he do|'
And shortly afterward, when another
aged relative was supposed to be sick
unto death, she went running to his
bedside with the glasses in her hand
and a message on her lips.
"You goin' to die?"
They tell me So"
Coin to heaven?"
Il hope So
well. here are grandpa's spectacles.
Will you take them to him?"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1918-09-06
Wasnt So Very Wrong.

Food Regulator Merritt was discuss
ing the high cost Of living and other
things, and remarked, "The fiuctia-
tons come so fast that It is lmpossi-
Bile TO keep an accurate line on prices.
We are all In the same position as the
small hoy who said TO his mother:
"Why do hats cost more than houses,
mammaT
'But they don't. dear. What made
you think soT'
well. that signs says Hats, $40 up.
and yesterday I saw a sign that said
Houses. $40 down."