Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-08-21


Friday Comparison Of New York, Chi
oago, Philadelphia, Pittsburg and Angus
tn concerning the rating Of the cities ac-
cording to wealth Of beauty
Saturday-The Branch OF the Service to
Join In the Newt Year
Monday-Calorlfic Values Of the Food
Served at Breakfast.
Tuesday--Pubiic Utilities and Remedies
for Augusta Snailway.
PATRIOTIC MAxlMs FOR AUGUSTA
GIRLS.
l-Be not penurious with thy dimped
smiles, from thine upholstered seat
along the highways.
2-.~Recognize thine acquaintance with a
nod, smile and word of greeting
a--Let generosity prompt thy reply to the
an evening call.
3--Suppress thy desire for costly pleas
ures when comes the abdcation of the
engraved velvet.
5-~Dlrect voluminously the visitor who
must needs tread n labyrinth OF OBJ
acure streets.
6-eCultivate with commensurate zeal. de-
ficlency In affectionate and tender I'M
pulses.
Sergeant Blackman has enlisted Neck
II Tie movement TO get him IN the avia-
ton corps, at least he had Mock give him
a couple of rides through the air for
practice.
Barron doesn't know whether he is get
ting In shape for a trip overseas or a trip
to the National Champs In Chicago, but
he is stepping over the hurdles pretty
often,
The office cup is having trouble with
tanks. The boys in the office are worse
than the British variety in his estima-
ton when they keep him running after
the water for the cooler.
Jackson, the newly made first-elass
sergeant, Is the only one who appreciates
the honor Of eating at the sergeant's
table May be the corporals would have
20 more OF him.
How can Edgar have the conscience to
take u furlough when his girl has barely
departed from this beautiful sections
HOW 10 PUT OUT A FIRE IN A
STOVE--The nearest man to the fire
shout FIRE" at the top OF his voice and
grab the nearest fire extinguisher. Those
nearest the fire hose. who use their bean,
win Immediately set out to get II and
the fiKst man to see the need " crow
bar will rmember where he saw It last
and run after 1t, BY this time the fire
Is out Roll call to discover the casual
ties ana find out who was sleeping under
the warehouse.
Noah shed no tears at the departure
from tent six Of big boy Frazer. because
there was always Il scrap in store when
the two wero together. We hope that
Roenfeldt can stand up under the abuse.
practicing about an hour and a half every
day.
The contractor pulled one over on
dad" at the washout in the office last
week. Dad" asked for another broom
just as suggestion to get to work
and the contractor grabbed the broom,
passed 1t over, and stlll maintained his
position OF rest.
Madden protests that he is not hero
and should not be mentioned IN these
columns for his part IN the rescue Of the
beautiful maidens In the car crash, He
even threatens to expose certain members
OF the editorial staff who have been seen
drinking at some OF the canteens and at
the drink joints in town, Al Che news
that is fit to print. Cholly, that's our
motto.
WANTEn--A remedy for the dropping
tar from the ceiling that irritates the
members Of the office force on warm
days Cortland is thinking Of wearing an
umbrella while he pounds out the in
voices,
Dear folks
Same old country
Same old spot
Only a little warmer;
Yes, BY Gosh, Hot
| But when the battles over,
| And the fellows come back and say:
. What battle were you in, Murph?
| FL look the other way.
| Waydown yonder
| Lays u camp (Rahrah, HancoCkO
| Where we tried to get transfer
! To set TO the other sido
But we never really 80 It,
| So | guess Ills all we can say,
] We fought at the Battle
| OF Wheeles,
Nuff Said Murphy
when YOU ask for transfer don't
think you are en- street car
Kid Kinacan win have a hog Latin
GLASS In the mess han on Monday nights,
/ He finished his course when home on his
furlough, He will help the boys great
deal
who is Johnny makins the face at AL
i Cantecu hooks may bo had at the Farm
House on the nm for meals at the same
place,
guess they are not some swell girls
at Lake View What say Meek Wei
go a gain, seine time.
who had tho best looking girl at III,
I.ankey pond, Fraser'
Roeufoldt wants II distinctly understood
that he was not the cause Of the mess
sergeants speech last Wednesday. We
believe YOU. Rosy.
Admas tried hard 30 make the fair Sc,
q Augusta fail for him Thursday nigh
at Lomhard's We would advise hts writ,
ing 10 Dorothy Dix for her little boollle
untitled. Nov 70 Get Acquainted VITA
Strange Girls"
our light haired mess sergeant sprun,
new ard fancy dish on us last weel
called Spanish Rice - made n grea
hit with the boys Try again Sarg.
In what way does Germany re-
/ semhle ,Ioiland9"
/ 1t is a low, living country. anS
damned all around"