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Books and Authors

Elizabeth Robins 'cnnclI whose cb,ruipr
~" lovers was recently published by I,innin
."'," ono OF the few enduring books that In vc
n"inc OF that arc to como out OF the great con
ulcI ~" Boston Transcript says arrived on
me Ea Itic from England on November % a.
"ls RAIDS OF the past two years she has no,
suffered III health. She will spend some limo l.,
hcr native city of Philadelphia
'pbscryation: Every Man Ills own University ;:
as Wei as his Acres of Dian,onds'' nr,nci,e ,
thC gospel of scif-rclancc. declares that ..scIf
u"ip - not Srliishn"ss. The duty OF he luinp
"li'S'I' IN tho highest sense he says 'ulw. vs..
involves tn" duty OF helping others The .cir-
n"iriut are not always the who have
''rni'Nra trc2i"st success i'm what v,lEa ria n ).
eau success. That mans life is "A gucccsg which
'i" attlncd the end for which he v;i,rtc, on
iH' greatest failure sonnet limos hc iho
hIre%t success through tho discipline il Ia
afforded -. The spirit of scIf-holp is The
S,qc ma h" c"nv"uicnt, but il cnfceblcs; All
I-icip iuvlgoratcs" GU
Sherwood Eddy, VOL known asian intcrna =
.'"udi WORKER m the \. ~. &. A.. who has la:cIy
lglni''d :" ne United states. after Yo,no time
HH%t"s WIN ihc "armrst approval the advice
49, l'onaId iiankcy In ~ student in Arms" -
!. luton y Coz as to supporting tho Y NJ u A
~ ~" work among tho soldiers. llankov dc :
Tribes IN. az article "rhc Sad side or Mil
- service tho boredom and tho ,cnptatio
80" ~ hrhilnE. especially during his even
!Hb, anu then concludes; The moral of This
n, non"ie Your Suhscrtpt ions to tho Y NJ :, A.
'hhrch nuts. soldiers clubs or wha;"Ie- ~ :
-'n'%atior you fancy You viii be helping 10
COMBAT wee in the only sensible way
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4 Scrmoncttc.

Brains, considered meat. aren't worth dis
cussnE
Eut there's another aspect. The song of tho
successful man is Get Wisdom" Don't he ono
of the Order OF the Universal Mutt Inside the
skull of every man there is machinery.
us astonishing, tho number of mon who live
oy imitation and instinct, the number OF women
VINO think with their jaws and .ylnmctrica Is.
but It's good too, bcca use the mediocrity Of the
masses makes possible the asccndaucy OF the
elect The man who his brain cincrscs
from the mass. His intelligence is the life OF
the thinG-the energy of the champagne When
tho champagne goes fiat it goes dead and that's
the unthinking
Get Information and learn TO use it.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

With eleven hundred American merchant
men. equipped with modern guns and manned
by expert naval gunners. engaged in ocean
transportation. America is doing pretty we'll,
despite the submarine menace, in keeping
open sea communication and defeating the
German boast TO starve England into submis-
sion, Moreover at the rate new ships are
being built, the strength OF this fleet OF food
aud munition carriers Will be steadily aug
mcnted AS the war goes on, and at its close
America will have the finest merchant fleet
in tho world.
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"E,ccedingIy stirred I'M"

TO TIC I.dllor OF The Times Dispatch:
Woodrow Wilson. our great iesJ"r On
account Of his support of prohibition
and ,, woman$ suffrage. arc incxcuSable
hat right had YOU 10 say such things
our governor. Henry G. Stuart? | am
exceedingly stirred up over this mat
tcr' plt won say any more. but I
editor Of The Times Dis patch had bet
ter get better acquainted with the poo
pie OF Virginia, who arc thinking and
saying things that yon don't know
about, or you would not write an cdi-
torial calling our President and our
Governor "descrtcrs," because they lead
tho people in democracy.
EDMOND FONTAIEE
charlottesville. Va, January H., 1918.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

Nicr all, what is moro noble than eating?
what is more magnificent than the kinEiy re-
serve with which the monarch accepts the pre-
tasted dish from mis- poison finger: What more
delicate than the nbbng of a blonde with
pink naiisr What wonderful than the
exact knowledge OF hardware displayed by the
educated banquctcr who knows just which spoon
and for; to in given round? What moro
powerful, moro .uss estiNe Of nan strength
than the sword wallowing husky who balances
things on his mighty knife and takes his soup
with a grateful! racket like the intake OF L
lcaky engine?
Verify, 1t is marvellous.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

In a speech assuring the delegation OF inc
Polish Regency Council that throughout his
thirty Years reign he had hecn the champion
OF princinlcs making for the welfare OF hui
III nifty and pcaceable cooperation OF peo-
ples the Kaiser left God out OF the program
as efficient helper III his activities. The omls-
sion, however, no doubt was duo TO the tact
that since the outbreak of the war he has
kept the Almighty busy at military frightfui-
ness precludng participation in aitruisiic
POLITICAL undertakings.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15
MANY SHIPS ARMED
Eleven Hundred Arc Prepared Against
Htnck of Submarines. Com
mlltcC ItCportr.
fBr Associated Pressl

by Associated Pressl
WASHINGTON. January li.-Elevcn
hundred ships have been armed by the
Nay asains; submarine attack since
last March. i, was revealed to-day in
a report Of The House naval investisa.
ton subcommittee published here. Ths
statement which summarizes the re.
suits OF the committees inquiry in the
work OF the ordnance bureau OF ;he
navy VAS issued By It's chairman. Rep.
reSentatirc oliver. of Alabama.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15
HONOR DEAD SENATOR
senate AdIournn, Following Death OF
Idaho Representative, md Flags
Arc lowered.
10y Associated pres,.l

WASHINGTON, January Il. - Ad-
iournment OF the Senate and halt-mast-
ing OF capitol naga were honorS paid
to-day TO Senator Erady. OF Idsho.
who died Of heart trouble last night.
Funeral arrangements will be Irade
on the arrival OF the Senator's two
sons. who have been atornbound IN the
Middle West while hurrying to Wash
inSton.
Senator Bradys body will DO Gre
mated here. probably after services on
Wednesday. and the ashes taken later
to his former home at Pocatcllo, Idaho
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nuO,Iflarc.

II. N II. Newport Ncws.---Camou-
iiaSe II French studio slang for what
our Painters call taking" in tho ART
Of painting. In such pictures the aim
OF th" artSt is TO Introduce real OBJ
1cctS IN such q WAY that they can
hardly he distinguished from the OBJ
leciS merely depicted. When ar, vas
employed in war 10 conceal tic nature
OF real objects. "canIuuflaSc" was VERY
naturally borrowed to describe trick.
cry OF this kind. 4 battery is CANON
i'aged II 1t Is IN fun sight. but made
Invisible as such By art
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

a III. Smith, assistant in charge OF trans
pcrtation Eastern lines, has informed Di-
rcctor-Gepcral McAdoo that the railroad
situation has improved under government
operation sufficiently to guarantee that there
will be no further coal famine in any part
of the country this winter This is comfort
ing assurance, boz a:tto the relief OF the
fuel situation ard the quick results OF gov
eminent control OF the railroads in making
possible the relief. Since winter is nearly
half over, it is reasonable Inference that
without government railroad control the fuel
administration otherwise would have found
tho ;horsc gone" By the time il got the
"stabig door locked against old Borcas
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15
DRIFT Uuofns.

+. NJ. O., t.lnporia.--U the new
rules Of classification for the draft All
rcgistrants are subject to call by the
board of examiners. Credit for volun-
tcerS previous 10 the close of the first
draft WAS allowed TO counties on their
quotas, and such credit. ii in excess OF
the quota under the first call would hc
carried forward 30 the next quota, is
tho general understanding.
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information Bureau

inquiries regarding almost any top,r,
chcrpttuE on legal and medical .nb
,eS.s' arc nnnNcrcd free. As all i'm
quirles nnsurrcd directly INV 49,
sonnl letter sc1f-addrcsscd, stanpea
rnNriopc IL required. Address The
I'M es- D'spntch Information bureau,
ftichn3ond, Va.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

;. Il. L.. Ea,uSvillc.--This hurcau does
not undcrtake to furnish information
81 thc KIND you request: our adycr-
Using columns offer a good medium, far
business deals.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

novation in delivery is intended to servo the
doubly useful purpose of relieving mail con-
gestion by established rail routes and effect
ing some reduction i'll the cost OF living.
Should the experiment prove success. no
doubt tho service will be extended In time
until the numerous sections OF tho country
not now adequately served by rail mail de-
liyericS will be included.
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Huge War Appropriations

WASHINGTON. January l;.-Supp.e-
mental war appropriations Of eiS5.QeO.-
600. OF which sl5e,ooo.o0o are for bar
RACKS and quarters, were submitted to
Congress to-day.
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Poor Author.

Great guns. Jimmy can't you get tina, fur
mace GoinG?"
The author shvcred at his desk
'iiow'n thunder am going to get this Fourth
OF July aud hot-woathcr stuff ready for tho
magazines with my fingers frcczing?"
Such is life in the advancc-copy colony
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15
AMERICAN TRAVELLER LOST
strikcn Rock While Operating in Eu-
ropcnn wntcrs-Crc~ Taken
Smelly OFT.

Vby AssocIAtcd PIcss
WASHIEGTON. January 1-t,
American trawicr operating in Euro.
7ean waters has been lost. Admiral
Sims reported the sinking OF the little
vessel TO the Navy Department ;o-dsy.
All members OF the crew vcro saved.
Tho trawlcr was lost. Admiral Si,us
reported. by striking Il rock.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

Eyhn. tho rainbow trout that habitate in
the mountain streams OF West Virginia are
said 10 have become imbued with the spirit
of resistance to invasion of their water rights,
and vciously attack stock which go to these
waters to Stake their thirst. Thus. even the
flnny, tribe helps to teach the duties OF
patriotism.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

N!tT hnrinccr boiling WAS directed
Yesterday by the Administrative Board
to renatr the spail paving at Twelfth
ana Thirteenth and Main Streets and
the tagging at tho corner Of Seventh
aui Main Streets.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

As.e result OF chaotic conditions precpi-
tated.hy the coup of the Bolsheyiki in obtain.
ing control OF the government. Russia is
breaking UP into republics. Ukraine already
has DECLARED its independence. organized d
REPUBLIC, and received recognition from
Frances while another republic is reported
formed, in the territory OF the Don Cossncks
with General ha.edincs as president. Like
wisc, Siberia and Finland have announced
independent governments, and the breakup
apparently is NO, yet complete Ali of this
Is to;tho liking Of Germany, whose designs
contemplate easier conQuests Of the indie
pendent states hy reason or the weakness of
separate resistance 70 a constituencies enemy,
bent on extension OF its power
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

Speaker Champ Clark appraiscs Senator
Stone the greatest diplomat in the Senate
aud Senator Reed the greatest debatcr, in
bis effort to impress the country with tho
Missouri type of craftsmanship. Thomas Fl.
Benton. he says. was the greatest egotist .
with the exception OF Napoleon and Theodore
Roosevelt" The inquiry is pertinent Why
not speak for yourself, Champ?
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

Fofimaster-Genoral Burcson Announces a
comprehensive scheme for immediate opera.
ton Of automobile post deliveries over trunk
routes extending from Portland Nc. TO
JackGpnTiilc. Fla. The purpose is 10 give
serylce TO farming districts without adequate
rail Connection for the quick delivery OF
iood, dairy. farm and garden products by
marcel post direct from producer TO consumer
For this purpose hundreds Of motor ,rucpe
will be used. Richmond will be on the
direct line Of one Of the trunk routes The
extension Of the postal service by this 10.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15
RcEistrants i'm Jail.

jal!s and prisons on june ) were rc.is
! tered under the draft law. and IL is TO
% assumed that their registration
caraS VIII he delivered TO them upon
the expiration oil thslr sentences.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15
Lost "A Sale, TOO.

Tho lady with the fluffy face approached the
Shoe salesman anxiously, and said
II want d No shoe, IA last"
And the clerk, glancins At her feet, replied:
fes'm; but perhaps you'd better bring the
child and let tit her direct"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15
Those Children,

Mother-For heavens sake. Bobby. what are
YOU and Lucy fighting about?
bobby-Wc'sc not lighting. muzzer. wcsc
playing you an daddy an Lucys taking all e
marrlc5 out OF my pocket!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

Austria com pla ina hat Wilson's fourteen
fcace conditions can be imposed only when
Tue 0uadTuplc alliance is completely defeated
~ last Vienna seems 10 grasp a full under
Standing Of what the entente proposes ia do
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

Our friend who upon observing tho short
crop OF acorns last summer, predicted q good
o'u-lashioned' open winter has just invested
ID his 'stcenth ton OF high-prced coal
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15
Much Ado About Nothing
BY ROY Is. NOJLToS.


"'pi diC IL uuT.
7: Is for enemy.
Lord. how ] love him,
low | sing his praises
Md cherish his name.
Ills kuitur 80 friEhtfu!
10 be Is delightful.
his free land Of plenty
l. awfully tame.
+ Is for freedom
y snare and dcluSion.
! Knock Il whenever
! get q good chance.
~ shields me and rliuc.
tut It's really a shine.
We shouldn', Tight battles
For England and France.
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The Quarrel.

Mr.. JoneS--My dear, l refer YOU to provcrb,
xxi. 8.
Mrs Jones-You insect. read XVII. while
you're about II!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15
Promising,

HI there, mster!" shouted tho constable;
you're going sixty miles hour!"
Il know!" shrieked the motorist. "SomcthinE
dragging my car; but watch mo when l como
back"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15
Spring Tnlk.

My dear" said Mr.. Muttonchoppe, can you
tell me where put my overcoat and my wooden
underwear and my thick socks and arctics and
my car muffs and wrist warmers and fur cap
tho other day when l saw that robin on the
lawn"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

20 john John! why arc you spanking the
baby? What has he donc?"
Nothing. far as ] know. but Iwhack.l hy
Coy! I've got have some kind OF authority
around this house,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15
Health Talks, by DR.. VIM. Brady
Copyright 1917. by National Newspaper service,
Climate mud 1B.

Here is a letter from reader OF ,h.s de-
urging KS 90 aIe The cure in Sn meT SS"s
T,at to 2ar,, when im@y happsn t? live
covered that had T. +. two and ono half year,
siists YOU y%ursef arsnsd ,ha hat the Moth 9th
eshtT that warn i1%% country q mile a. tonic
home. I'm sun in bed aud no better worse:
changed his mind. insists that i, is i'm.
nGTatve for me to go to A A hSo1 the cold
SNOW only isF t%9 ha out a@H
IN tie We and one h.t FEARS, whereas in r,s-
imnroysd w %,o, in Iny and nscombcr
May and June hiring scthacks not from cXcr-
r il pa,an, Who can AFFORD Pit it Che % SoM ara
q, least $4,000 CASH should count not less
cure l hsye ,mrG ; ., house rented ana
Win me to take care of nc in Arzo"a any, ave ave
Friday. and how long 20 feel The sunshine
"SIf 'S ,es sGS cloudy
DAYS DAYS n Is
woud have f found his ond le
cndnra6ie had he kept count of the hours he
l;ut MS letter also. indicates a trait which too
IS wne@tss "hae by ihe i aGTica an" Of ' tS
eHar faca MS Is ~na VIE h9e
question of climate, If your doctor saws stay
o2 q Sor saS Or as he 50 sY go w s o
THE 9Ta nav Is the neIt grobs
than many would require for year OF H. How
over, he is not going TO leave anything 10 luck
or has" his existence upon miracle. That is
n good lesson for every T. H. patient contcin-
plating migration lie yo are right H.,
sure your funds arc provided for. then go ahead
Questions md Answers,
4 Young Mans NnAtct!cs.-tb ] am y Nounc-
eight cen. siNty nine inches TAN and weigh
i52 pounds. Is that normal 90 After he,i,c
out n the cold when l 60 in where j., is warm
mornings. clearing phlegm from H..
throat, and notice at that time that IL Inoks
black Would these things suggest tuberculosis:
! have no other symptoms that know of
Ausw"r.-No You arc about eight pounds
,rrdcrWriCht. The flushing O: the face IS no,
fever. The black phieEm is probably Goa dust
inhaled through the day. Vt eighteen every lad
DESTROYS Of taking care OF his health should in
vest thorough haunE by Il good doc
and ask the doctor these and various other
personal questions while you there.
Adenoids or Rhinitis?-our little Girl takes
cold in her every time she goes out in the
wind. She breatheS noisiy. with her mouth
open. when Che IL asleep. She usually han
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15
SEEN ON THE SIDE
BY HENRY EDWARD WARNER
Tho Weather Man.

All day no sits as tenpo fits,
And gets himself together
To guess again. snow. colder, rain.
Or any kind of weather;
And not for any kind Of hire
Would BIO Weather Prophcsier,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15
Here's n Fierce Pun.

JisGers-I suppose there's a lot Of s!ush out
in tho country
Bigscrs-That snow Joke,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

10 shorten the war increase tho pace is
me advice OF Winston Churchill. The United
"'aies already has broken all military speed
records and II preparing 10 go still faster
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15
Theirs not 10 question why.
Theirs not To make reply;
Theirs but 10 move Or die
Poor old commuters.

The dihercncc between the quick and .he
dead in Russia Is that tho quick get ia WIKI
the new administration right on the jump.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

~ bomb Is like woman" writes an Irish
officer ON the British front in Flanders You
eau never tell what II is going 10 do neat
lie has been engaged for several months im
experimenting with bombs and various bomb
throwing devices.
l$ut he Is wrong = bomb is not like woamu.
y bomb VIII explode when you expect il 10,
and nan won't she c&plodos when there
is no apparent reason for IL.
The irish officer may have cNpcrimsntcd with
bombs FOR several months without learning very
much, but some men have cNpcrimcntcd with
women throughout fifty years Of married life
and have learned nothing at all.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

IL VII! pay to remember that a license plato
on your automobile Us just as essential for it's
running during 1915 as gasoline In the tank
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15
Patience.

Something Is wrong with the sugar
Never a hit in the bowl.
Something is wrong with potatoes.
Something is wrong with the coal
Something is wrong with the army,
Shortage OF powder and gun
Something Is wrong WitH
Boonin' thing under The
Nothing 10 do but have patience
When every blamed thing up and
elbows
Nothing at all hut common sense
VIII ever o'crcomc woes.
Won HindcnhurG says: 1T Paris is reached.
new compleHion will be placed the whole
face OF the war"
Yes. indeed. Paris IL tho home nf cosmetics
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FURNISHED ever, ,iny tho year at 10 South Tenth
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I,htnE Co. Inc. Charles l.. nasbrock. Editor and
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ADpREss All COMMUNICATIONS to Tho Times
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g,
Miss H. NJ. Hichmond. - Reference 10
the Greek gift Will be found in Nir-
rifa "Aeneid," as fellows: Il fear the
Greeks. even when they bring gifts"
The wooden horse, according TO Greek
mythology, was gigantic horse which
figured In the siege of Troy and caused
the fall and destruction Of tho city. 1t
was devised by ulysses and piomcdcs
was built Of wood, and filled with
Greek soldiers. Siuon. - cunning Greek
Informed III" TrojanS that the wooden
horse had been constructed as an atone
mcnt for the Palladium. which had been
carr sd OF by the Greeks. ana that if
iEcr would drag IT into their own CITY
AHia would gain the supremacy over
Greece Tho TrnianS believed tho story
and introduced the wooden horse with
in their walls, whereupon Simon nj
night released the soldiers. who jmmc-
diatcly opened the gates TO the Greeks
The seH,inela were slain anh the city
sacked and burned.
Survivors Of tho Custer Mas.nrrc
n y. r. I.ymchhurr. ;.neral George
~ custer. the famous indian fighter Of
tme "cHentn IMlted states Cavalry. and
every oi'lccr and man under him in the
hvc troops to tho number OF 80. we're
Killed on the battle field Of Little Fig
Horn. The rest Of the Seventh Cavalry.
a lew miles away from Custer. under
Major Reno. lost heavily in killed and
wounded The Seventh Cavalry. under
General Custer. was only IA part of
big expedition sent out against the
sioux Indians. led By Sitting Bull. Crazy
Horse and other chiefs. Indian signs
having heen reported. tho Seventh
cavalry. under General Custer. consist
ing OF twelve troops, was ordered de-
tachcd from tho main body to take up
the trail and find the Indians. with a
view TO make il possible to surround
them with tho aid of the main body
This plan failed, and what was left
Of Major Reno's command was only
saved when the Indians suddenly began
to withdraw after hearing of the ap-
proach OF the main column under GEN
eral G:bbon.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-01-15

In the East strcct-car conduc,ressce arc ,ha
Nosuc' ana II IS said their commands are in
sJiht!% "bcycd by the mon passengers. There
- some thins about the female voice which
makes tn: average man jump. particularly the
average married man. When the conductrc.s
yeis. Move forward in the aisle" cvcrybod,,
moves.
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RiiIr,lo1is G,n.,a,s:5}, Djspat1b

EntsrtJ. January -. 1905. the Post -On,cc at
RIchmcpd. Nn second. class matter.
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