The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1918-01-17
PANTASCOPES
Practical PHILOSOPHERS and Pertinent Points in the Pantascope
Of Passing Events geographically Portrayed
THE PASSING OF THE PALACE CAR
By "Optimso''

If Gotham Goshen low intrigues your notion
Thence you may not journey in luxurious
For pow'r conserving our railways we're sweryiug
10 unified system. deletion of cars
Our coal We'll not squander those who will wander
For steam must be bad for the winning of wars
Well siderack the palace. and Percy and Alyce
Must travel the same, now. Mary John!
NO more private coaching encroaching,
Now Brain must he seated beside sturdy Brawn
Sans Pullman diner sans palm-ichinp sinner
train of day coaches will speed on its way
Just make snug bed on the lay your head on
The ledge of the window smile bithe and cav
For your bit you'll be doing peace you'll be wooine
peace meier assured us meath Treacherys rag
Then fling out Old Glory, proclaim the glad story,
An army victorious follows The Flag
Anarchism is ignorance gone mad
All good things difGcult-Plato.
Small actions the reflection large characters
When Ignorance hrone Tyranny receives the
portfolio OF secretary of state.
Selfacclaimed bravery safe distance cowardce
under transparent camoufage
The pleasure being made ones con6dant is con-
tngent upon the nature of the confidence.
The who great pains to tell you how very broad.
minded he u.s. usually brands his and ugly by
peddling around only side of question
The village idiot and the
have degned notice they
after they undivided attention.
Mr. Girl" sounds rather anomalous But a
of Christian Girl responsible Secretary sup
plying the United States Army with trucks for period
the
Those of who have thought required
degree of apaby properly
affairs be dislusioned hear the appointed
wholly incapable dctato tell how exactly
institutions should be conducted.
The United Attorney declared at a ban
By which crteria Judge Sinners there few
millions saints in the world than had suspected.
Now and again finds grant audience to
whom be misunderstood with their
perniciou and nimca right may
their finally percolates through
mind that only attitude of and of
of dent-who does not? hear the criti
and the camor of the nosly thoughess
also here and there fling themselves disoyay
the calm, ndomitable power of
debate who understand neither
may attain it ** But know that speaks
for the They touch the anything They
safely be left about their hour and be forgotten
President Wilson.
glancng of omens the other day. the
four following relating to barber-shop greeted vsion
To be shaved by headed barber believed many
be for rheumatism"
Yes? But already had bald headed BARRIERS
hair-tonics. GOINGH GONE!"
Good luck is said to follow the who has his shoes
ished at the time he is being shaved"
The Shine, Mer?" fraternity should tablet
of the who thought
this subtle trap for the elusive dime.
Or maybe the idea conceived the cunning brain
onsorial have shine
of the patrons form counteant distract
attention from the tender" minstratiOns Of himself
1T belief that lather the face of
with stroke of the inevitably brings bad uck
Mora:-Do lathering
Moreover, it de proficiency the part
the brush wedr be able with stroke of the
patrons with lather.
"Iha habit with in harlo.