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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-07-05

Have you enlisted in the army of savers
for your country and yourselfY Buy Wa
Savings Stamps,
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-07-05

If you are looking for a good farm, see
the Bitter farm examine the soil, grow
ing crops see for Yourself.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-07-05
AERE,s NnIIR cAAMcE

Have you enlisted in the army of savers
for your country and yourself? Buy War
Savings Stamps.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-07-05
AmOngSOIdierLadS

Mrs NJ. A. Chesmore, of Indianola,
Neb., a former Mercer county lady, in
enclosing renewal, says her only son
has gone into Uncle Sans service at Ft.
Riley, Kansas
Mrs. Fannie Frank, nee Kerns, who
has been living i'll Virginia the past two
years, is back in her old home in Frank
lin township, probably till the close Of
the war. Her husband, John p. Frank,
is IN his country's service in France.
News of the safe arrival of Mercer
County boys in France has been reach
ing parents, sisters, sweethearts and
friends by the dozen Cards have been
received from Will Woods, Chas. Ellis,
Ellery Miller, DR.. John Gibbons, Roland
Pierstorff, Ben f. Adams, Kahl McComb,
Raymond Studer, and others whose
names we can't recall. Mercer county
boys by the hundreds are now on French
soil, and steady stream of letters will
soon be coming this way. May they all
bring good cheer.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-07-05

The John 7, Bitter farm of 100 acres
will sell July eth,
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-07-05

Gives TO the Public a Letter From
Secretary Baker Disclosing a Rec.
ord Of Achievement Which the
President Says Must Cause Un'
usual Satsfaction-suppIies For
the Million Men Declared Adequate.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1918-07-05
1.5O

Commencing Monday, July /, 1918,
The Democrat will be 81 so per year
in advance. Do you catch it?
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25
MORE MEN NOTIFIED
TO APPEAR TUESDAY
FOR EXAMINATION

The local draft board on Thursday
morning mailed additional notices to
Glass ] men OF the Sept ~ registra.
tion to appear for physical examina.
tion at the Office of DR.. Frank G.. .ari.
more on Tuesday, October 30
The following are the men to an.
pear for examination on Tuesday:
Earl B. Carroll, Philip \. Miller, VIII.
Stanley Atherton. Ray j.. Anderson.
james G. Lyons, Daniel G. McMillen,
John l.arimore. Dale i. Main Charles
b. Barrett, Harold X. Fnlmer, John NJ.
Miller, Ralph p. Smithhisler. Robert
ID. Bartlett, James c. lIardesty.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy the
Most Reliable

After many years experience in
the use of 1t and other cough medi
cines, there are many who prefer
Chamberlain's to any other. Mrs. A.
G. KRISTEN. Greenville, H., writes:
"Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has
been used in my mothers home and
mine for years, and we always found
1t quick cure for colds and brOn.
chial troubles. We find it to be the
most reliable cough medicine we
have used"
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25

Wednesday afternoon. The cases
heard were taken under advisement
and written opinions will be furnish.
ed the clerk Of courts at later date.
The court adjourned until a blank
date. Four cases were heard. all the
others were continued.
The eases heard were the follow.
ing: Marion Hathaway VS.. II. G.. John.
son, Charles G. Porterfeld VS.. viii
liam B. Hancock. Clinton M. Rice,
guardian, vs. the State Of Ohio, w. O..
Phillips, executor, VS.. s. T. Chase
Cole.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25
STARTING
SAVINGS ACCOUNTS MOST PoPU.
LAR THIS YEAR AMONG ALL
THE PEOPLE
Most people are patriotic.

/. Most people are patriotic.
2. They love our land
3. And wish to fight for IT.
4. One sure way
). To fight for our col ltry is to save
money and buy Liberty Bonds and
Thrift Stamps.
6. Open savings account
Z. With the Buckeye State Building
and Loan Co., Rankin Building. %
West Gay street, Columbus, Ohio.
Assets $15,000,00O. Five per cent
paid on time deposits.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25

man, 5000, to her niece. Anna Wilcox.
$3.50, to her nephew, John r. Paine,
$3.50, to her namesake, Margaret Eliz-
abeth Doolittle, daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. Harry X. DOolittle, $500, to the
Home for the Aged, Mt Vernon, $500.
Her personal effects she gives to her
nieces. The testatrix directs that all
her real estate be sold by the eXecu-
given to the children of the testatrix's S
deceased sister, Sophia Y. Doolittle.
Walter j. Sperry is named as the ex.
ecutor. The will was signed June 2S,
1913. In the presence of Grace ID. Kulb
and l.. l.. Williams.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25
cow GETS IN GARDEN;
ANIMAL is ARRESTED

Chief of Police Parker arrested" a
COW Wednesday afternoon, which was
doing some damage In the garden Of
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25
Appointment Made

Fred J. Cooksey and Gail O. Cook.
sey have been appointed executors of
Margaret j. Cooksey in the probate
court. No bond. The appraisers are
T.. c. Tnlloss, B. T. Taylor and ]. W..
Forsythe.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25
SPEEDER IS ARRESTED
BY CHIEF PARKER

Harold Harmon was arrested by
Chief of Police Parker Wednesday
afternoon for speeding. He entered
a plea of guilty before Mayor Bair
Thursday mornign and was given 4
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25

fine of s. and costs. Chief Parker
claims that Harmon was driving his
machine too fast coming down North
Main street Wednesday afternoon.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25

r. y. Scholes Of Buckeye City was
In Mt Vernon on business Thursday.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25
First and Final

r TSt ana r IhaT--
A first and final account was filed
in probate Thursday by Nellie Hum.
bert, executrix OF Sarah Elizabeth
CAN'T, showing the following: Charge.
able $l.5l7.32, credited $l,52O.95, due
the eXecutrix $3.50.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25
The .cooksey Will

The .Cooksey Will
The last will and testament of Mar.
garet j. Cooksey, late of Morgan
township, was filed and admitted to
probate Thursday. The testatrix gives
to her granddaughter, Irene Cooksey,
the sum of $500, to her son, Fred IT,.
Cooksey, 1000, and to her daughter,
Bessie A. Cooksey, 81 900. All the
household effects go to the son and
daughter mentioned above. The resi-
due OF the estate passes TO her three
children: Fred II. COOksey, Bessie A.
CoOksey and Gail o. Cooksey. The
two sons are named the executors, no
bond being required. The will was
signed April 13, 1915, in the presence
of b. +. Taylor, j. w. Forsythe, and
F.. c. TullOss.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25
Granted a Divorce

GRANTED UIVOTCe-
Edith WestcOtt has been granted a
divorce in the court of common pleas
of Knox county from Frank II. West
colt on the grounds of gross neglect
and cruelty.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25
Total Value OF The Estate Is
Shown AT $4l9,589.Ol
AMOUNT RECEIVED
BY EACH HEIR
Two Wills Filed In Probate !;
Other Court House
News

The inheritance tax assessed
against the heirs of the late Samuel
Israel of Mt. Vernon was paid into
the Knox county treasury Wednesday
afternoon. The total amount was
$l7,53l.OS. or this sum, one-half goes
to the city and one.half to the state.
According to the record in the office
Of the probate court, the total value
of the estate, real and personal, in
Knox county is S419,589Ol. This does
not include the real estate in the state
of Kansas.
Following are the heirs and the
amount each received from the es-
tate: James Israel, brother, sos, 1897 .25,
Amanda Porter, niece, $98,397.25; Liz.
zie Critchfield, niece, 9,198.62;
Louisa Cook, niece, $49,l9S.62; Ed.
ward o. Arnold, nephew, $24,509.3l;
Harry b. Arnold, nephew, $24,599.3l;
Rollin l. Arnold $24,599.3l; Addie Ar.
mold, niece, $24 ,599.3l.
Before the payment of the inner
itance tax, a deduction Of 100000 was
allowed for legal exemption, so that
the tax was paid on s9,5S9.0l.
O.
The Trimble Will
The last will and testament of Mar.
garet Elizabeth Trimble, late of Mt.
Vernon, has been filed in probate.
The testatrix gives to her sister, En-
ma A. Young the sum of $500, to her
niece, Mary S. Young, the sum Of
$500, to her niece, Mary X. Wing,
$500, to her cousin, Mary DickersOn,
$500, to her cousin, Emma l.. Wight
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25

Marriage License
Fred Cleo Hancock, soldier ana
Mabel Louise Green, both of Martins.
burg. Rev. j. A. Long.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25
Real Estate Transfers

William c. Rockwell to John Fl.
Grimm, parcel in city, 81.
Lyman G.. Page to Blaine f. Page,
parcel in Hilliar, 5000.
Grant Harris to John H. Grimm,
city property, 81.
Mary e. Hill to Lucy Nixon, city
property, 81.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25

Court of Appeals
The court of appeals concluded a
two days session in Knox county
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25

Mrs. ID. G.. Mckee and
Cullison of Millwood spent T..
here.
The Democratic banner. (Mt. Vernon, Ohio) 1898-192?, 1918-10-25

city. The cow ~
Wednesday night
ing the owner appe
or's Office and claimed
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1918-01-31

are now and have been from the
south ever since Senator Weldon B.
Hepburn died. and that the panhan.
die is entitled to have one of its dis
unguished citizens wear the toga.
Neither Congressman Burton f.
French nor Addison T. Smith will be
candidates for the senatorship.
Senator Nugent gives promises In
his new position of greatly strength
ening his leadership in his PARTY. He
Is Self-nade aud strong-willed. He
Is Il man of modest habits. has taken
II great interest in the profession he
follows, that of lawyer is natural
born leader, speaker of no mean
ability and of prepossessing appear.
ance. He is public spirited aud has
taken deep interest in charities,
being president of the Boise Associat-
Ell Charities. He is Il Catholic by
religion and member of the Knights
of Pythias
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1918-01-31

lives and the lives of those dependent
upon them is by organization. educa
tlon. and cooperation: and. whereas
ny Interchange of fraternal delegates
between the farmers organizations
ana those Of the trades unions. CEN
tral labor councils aud the Idaho
State Federation of Labor. we have
begun to know them and their objects
ana aims. as they have begun to know
Us ana our purposes to the end of
mutual helpfulnesS both in our poll
llcal and economic endeavors. there
fore. be it
Resolved, by the third annual
convention of the Idaho State Fedora
ton of Agriculture. that we continue
wherever possible to exchange fra
ternal delegates with the above
named organizations, urging their
he'pfulness In promoting our eco
nomic and polictical welfare and offer.
lh@ To them our utmost endeavors in
promoting the principles so essential
To their well being and more com
mon enemy, the oppressors who have
denied the toilers justice throughout
the ages"
rms last resolution was submitted
by y. +. Wilmot, delegate from the
state Grange: G. q. Young. fraternal
delegate. Idaho State Federation of
Labor; \. f.. Holcomb. delegate from
the Farmers Union as committee.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1918-01-31
Y. Nj. C. A, DRIVE.

ON Thursday, Friday and Saturday
of this week the drive for the Idaho
County allotment of $4,000 for the
Young Women's Christian Association
will be held in the several precincts.
This subscription is endorsed by the
Womens' Defense Council, and has for
its object the raising Of sufficient funds
for the erection of Hostess Huts" at
the various encampments in the U. s.
for the purpose of furnishing rest
places for the mothers. wives, sisters
and sweethearts of the soldier boys
at camp. Our county allotment of
$25000 is so small and its purpose so
commendable that it should be raised
without effort. Let old Idaho county
go over the top.
Womens' Nat. Defense Council.
MRS. A. f. PARKER,
Chairman Idaho County.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1918-01-31


ora as opposed to the infamous power
trust Nteal known rs the Shields bill
HOW pending i'm congress.
Resolution No. Whereas. Amer
ira mas always stood for democratic
i'eaiS aud, whereas. we are now en-
-hSeu IN great war. for the max
'u@ OF democracy safe all over the
Nornl' ana. whereas. the farmer as
~ previous crises in our national his
,"rN. mas always been and always shall
~ hrSt to night for aud protect dem
ocracy. he it
RESOLVED. that this Federation of
agriculture pledges its undivided and
ioNal support to our president in this
var Tor democracy and also pledges
support 10 the president in his fight
10 establish an industrial democracy
IN America.
Resolution No. S.-Whereas the
delegates To this convention have been
made to feel at home in Lewiston
from the moment of their arrival in
me city and, whereas. the city of
Lewiston, the Commercial club. the
Normal school, the ElkS lodge and the
ha>talh Drug company have gener-
ouSly EXTENDED courtesies hy way Of
entertainment features. the furnish
lng of meeting places. both for the
convention and for committee meet
~ anu whereas, the press of north
Idaho particularly the Lewiston Trib-
ulie' mas been most generous both in
advertising the meetings prior TO the
convention and in the publication of
news items, therefore. be it
tnsnlVnI
'hahk one and all of those especially
mentioned aud all others who have
contributed in any way toward the
success OF the meeting and the enter
lalilment of the delegates: and be II
iufther resolved, that this resolution
be spread upon the minutes and a
copy sent to the Commercial club OF
Lewiston
resolution No. g. Whereas. the
various farmers organizations in the
state of Idaho after years Of expert
ehce learned that as individual organ
lzationS working independent of each
other that progress toward the goal
or their endeavor was slow and dis
couraging; and. whereas. to enable
THESE various farmers organizations
TO accomplish those purposes set forth
III their individual declarations of
principles, there was formed the
Idaho Federation of Agriculture
which encompasses the State Grange.
the Farmers Union and the Society
OF Equity; this federation has proven.
AFTER three years of existence, the
value of closer utilization and coopera
ton of these producers both upon the
industrial and political field, and.
whereas, there is another just as i'm
portant group of producers and con-
SINNERS. namely, the wage worker In
the shop, mine, mill and factory.
whose welfare, like that Of the farm.
er, depends upon their ability to die
tate the terms upon which they will
give their labor, great number Of
whom have learned that the only way
to protect their interest, aye, their
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1918-01-31
BORAH STANDS BY
WILSON IN WAR
Investigate Camp Doniphan.
Continued from Page II

Camp Doniphan. Okla, Jan. 81
Major-General William II. Wright
commanding the Kansas and Mis-
souri, national guard cantonment
here, tonight ordered rigid investi-
cation of hospital conditions and the
circumstances surrounding the death
of Albert Hestwood, a private in
Kansas organization, who died in the
base hospital of spinal meningitis,
Dec. Is Details of army hospital
treatment before and after the sol
dier'S death Is understood to have
supplied the material for a portion
of Senator Chamberlain's protest
against alleged inefficiency in the
army.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1918-01-31
THE SPIKER."
ruDiisher BY 18th Engineers, Some
where i'm France, Has Reached
Our Desk

Ouf DcSh.
me Globe is in receipt of a copy NJ
Ihe Spiker." the Christmas edition
punished somewhere In France" nv
the 18th Engineers Railway. and ~
which |. j. Keffer. formerly of Fann
~ member. The Spiker is in maya,
zine form of twenty pages and cover
Is well printed and has numerous draw.
lhgs that are right up to the minute
Among the many interesting items con
sa,led IN the publication we note the
following:
First Glass Privates Grattan and
holiday have been boosted. Each has
received non-com job and is della
gated the responsibility of directing
straggllng engineers i'm the squads
Along the straight and narrow way
Some people were made to he soldiers
But the Irish were made to no Cons
sauerkraut was made for the Germans
ana spagetti was made for the "Wons"
rlsh were made to drink water.
ana buns were made to drink hooze
bailKs were made for money
anu money was made for the Jews
everything was made for something.
Most everything but a miser.
Gou made Wilson for President.
nut VINO In a. made the Kaiser ???ff
The Grattan mentioned In the ahovo
paragraph Is no doubt Geo. Grattan. a
former resident Of this city, and wen
Known TO many of our people.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1918-01-31
Agricultural Federation
Had Interesting Meet

Continued from Page II
The Oskaloosa herald., 1918-09-19

tAmateur.)
Jardinere-lst, Annie r.. ShettIe,
Des Moincs. End. Mrs. Lake Bower,
Des Noines.
Cracker iar-1st, Annie f. ShettIe,
Des Moines
Fern dish-lst Mrs. Lake Bower,
Des Moines. End Annie F.. Shetile.
Des Moines.
Large vase. Isl. Mrs, Lake Bower.
Des Dimes.
Small vase--Ist, Mrs. Lake Bower.
Des Moines; End. Mrs Earl n. Man.
beck. Des Moines.
Coffee, tea or chocolate cups or
saucers. G--1st, Mrs Lake Bower, Des
Moines; End. Annie 4. Shettlc, Des
I Moines
Chocolate, tea or coffee pot--ist
Aenid Beman; End, Mrs. Lake Bower
Des Moines,
CFeamer and sugar b0wl--ist. Mrs
Lake Bower. Des Molnes: End, Anni'
r. Shettie, Des Moines.
Serving Tray--Ist, Mrs, Lake Bow
er. Des aosnex
Bread and Butter plates 90 list
Msx. Lake BoreT. Des Moines; End
Mrs EAri n. Manbeek.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-04-23
Debated RA1LRoAp EouIpMENr

TNHE RAILROADS, which under private man
4 agement found it impossible to get
money to buy new rolling stock, are soon
to be equipped with 100000 new freight
cars and 1000 new locomotives The Gov
ernment has discovered what the railroad
men have long known, that the present
equipment is inadequate. 1t is ready to
ind $500 100000 to buy the new cars and
engines. Arrangements for awarding the
contracts have been completed.
But this is only beginning. The late
James j. Hill said not long before his death
that the railroads needed $1,O00,O00O0O a
year for several years TO put them ia
shape to serve the country. They have
not been able to get the money primarily
for the reason that the Goverpment has
been meddling with their business to such
an extent that no one knew whether divi-
dends could be earned on new capital. We
are now forced by the need Of adequate
transportation facilities to raise this money
at a time when we are straining ourselves
to provide funds for carrying on the
greatest war in all history.
If the Government will profit by this
lesson now the country is likely to profit
in the future.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-04-23

honored. 1t, was cut. up in close fighting
and badly stained and It is TO be brought,
to this country to be preserved, let us
hope, forever.
Many will read Of all this with smiles Of
tolerant sympathy. Wiser men are likely
to find a mist between their eyes and
this odd bit Of news as they stop to pom.
der the difficult course of ireland in rela-
tion to the great war and the tragedies
of those n her misguided statesmen who
believed that Germany might understand
and aid them. For no fighting German
who saw the flick of green rise suddenly
from the dust ahead of him could under
stand what il was all about. The green,
flag is worshiped by the Irish largely be-
cause It has flown only In sad places
because of the tears that have been shed
under It; because of lost causes which 1t
led; because It is lonesome in the world
With the wistfulest of nations 1t is the
invariable habit passionately to love little
and lonesome things. But the grace of
pity that is like a secret music in all the
literature Of Ireland is thing unknown
and incomprehensible to the Hun. Ger
many reserves its admiration for iron and
for triumph and for selfshness. The phi.
losophy Of Berlin and that of ireland are
as far removed as the poles.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-04-23
/ RoosEyELT DENIED us1

ONCE the war began all the astrologers
- who have tried to read its meaning in
the stars seem, 50 TO speak, to have been
lsidded by the very armament. It is en-
couraging TO remember this now when
Caiharine Howard Thompson. who for
eighteen years has been one OF the most
esteemed star gazers in Boston. avows that
Archie Roosevelt, Jr., the youngest grand
child Of Theodore, mas Rive anywhere bu:
Id Philadelphia when he grows up. Why
Archie cannot live here the stars do not
s4y.
lis the Phnadelphia OF the future to be a
eIty Of righteousness unquestioned--or are
re 10 be left desolateiy to the wbims of a
NaHen fate2 surely the rampant eorpuscIe
and fcd and the savage love Of goodness to
Which Archie Jr'p grandpapa has dedicated
ia days might ID OF service 70 US here
laI1s. We are 70 "a relieved Of William
ont "a and Thomas and the rest Of them
. .1 great aTakenlnG after the war.
n4I easily doNpcAti 4lll hope that
||.. we've I1.hI1e N|s< Ihompspn. a.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-04-23
CAN RUSSIA BE SAVED?

CBRAIANY is not having it's own way
" in Russia. The landing of British and
French troops at Murmansk to cooperate
with the Boshevik forces in holding the
railroad which touches the icefree port of
Kola, on the Arctic Ocean, indicates this.
The Finnish White Guards have been try
ing to get possession of this road for the
benefit of the Germans. but they have not
.got within 800 miles of it's terminus at
Kola. The road affords a strategic en-.
trance to Russia and must be held by the
Allies so long as there is any body Of Rus
sian troops willing to fight the Germans.
But what Is more important just now
than holding this railroad is concerted
effort to counteract the effects of German
propaganda among the Russians. German
lies were spread broadcast throughout the
country last year and no effort was made
to counteraet Them The Root mission
from this country accomplished nothing,
for. It did not get in contact with the
people There is still time to do some
thing. for the war is not to be ended this
yesr and perhaps not next year.
A thousand men who can speak Russian
would be worth 10000 troops-or perhaps
i0O.OOO--to the Allies If they could be sent
to Russia to tell the people the truth
about the war and what we are all fighting
for Russians are no more anxious than
Americans or Englishmen to be ruled by
Germans.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-04-23
STATUS AND STATUS FIxERs

ONE of the first duties of Mr.. Schwab,
~ the official announcements say, will be
TO fix the status of Admiral Bowles at Hog
Island Only a little while ago Admiral
Bowles was the most potent status tixer in
our midst. fThese are swift times Few
can feel that their status is permanent.
The war is upsettirg the usual standards.
Statesmen, captains, admirals, kings and
mere citizens are having their status
changed for them overnight The world is
making new judgments to meet the COM
mon need. The Mayors status has changed.
The status of politicians is swiftly
changing. though they do not seem to
know it yet The Kaiser tried to change
his status, but he builded on sand.
Mr.. Schwab's is the only safe way. BE
your own status fixer. This is good advice
to aliens. Thus you will spare others the
trouble of fixing your status for you and
from the necessity of hurting your feelings
in the process.