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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12
AHORA LOS MILITARRES SON
ASALTADOS.
(Viene de la SAL

! Ell hecho, un POGO raro, de que de
~preferencia Sc haga victimas de Ia
les asaltos a los militares, sin que in
porte que estos a a veces en- nu-
nero de- seii Il ocho, Y la ~circunstan-
cha dc que 10 primero de que Sc les
| despoje son las rma cue llevan,
iaunque nj hayan tenido tempo de ha-
Ger uso de elias, ha dado lugar a que
entire ell publico sc haya cchado a vo-
lar la espccie de que los autores de
;os casos de asalto o agentes revo-
dictionaries zapatlstaS, Qulenes sc de-
dican a rohar armaS para llevarSclas
O mandarselas a los hombres de Emil
liano Zapata. q~uienes va Sc sabe que
siemprc han estado carecienddo de
clemcntos de combate.
Son mas humanes.
Sin embargo de que entire los mi
litares y los ~paisanos Sc han trocado
los papeles, pues va queda indicado
que los asaltantes de aver estan sien-
do los asaltados de hoy, los %actuales
bandoleros har dado pruebas de ser
menoS inhumanos que los bandoleros
que hasta hace muy POGO tempo tu-
vicron a Mexico V ell Distrito Federal
por teatros de sus hazanas, va que en-
cast todos los casos de asalto llevados
a cabo por los militares, las victimas
de los robos eran muertas a balazos
por sus despojadores, en- tanto que los
que ahora Sc dedican a despair a los
niiiitares carrancistas, Sc concretan 4
! uuitarlcs TODD 10 de valor que enci-
ma ~llevan, inclusive y principalmen-
tie las armas, V algunas veces nj Sc to
man el trabaio de amarrarlos, va que
=! ellos, al sentirse libres, echan a CO.
rrer Y ponen buena parte de terra
entire ellos y sus asaltantes.
De cualquier manera. Y aunque va
! parece pasar por peculiar en- los &C
! tuales asaltantes ell no derr&mar san
! gre, tales fechorias han sembrado ell
terror en- los habitantes m~etropolita-
nos, Y de preferencia entire los mill
tares.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

4 Los TRhEAJADURES MENlCANOS Y
muy c~Specl2lneaic i lqnclloS que vixen
rucra de- Ia r'ridld. GuereniuS infOrmar-
les que noSp.ruS nodcDlOS cOnSeEutrfcS
ul bucn trabajo perfectaimentc reniinera-
do. AcIuaimcnlc aigUnns aScrraderos es-
tin pasando dc $500 4 $3.50 diarios. En-
alrlinaS fincds dc campo cStan paeando
q los dcSa!ijadUreS $500 j Jos hombres Y
Si.25 i las mujcrcS. por igual irabaJo
cSian paeando deSdc Sl.Q0 por acre en- de-
SahiiC de alcUd6n. En- los lueares en- que
hay LilcilO Zacaic % irhDles Sc pagan ma
yDrrS cGniiGadcS. NosoirOs podeinoS. con-
sc2uirlcS muy bucn irabajo 4 toGos los
que 10 solicitor. ESrribanC; q veneaa q
vc!lnS. irnnrauroS mrchD guSln en- pro-
roIriOa1r!cS I'm burn irabaiO. ". l.. OS-
nCrn Employment Co.. lalc West Houston
ST.. san Antonio. Texas. rs
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

En- un examen de "Ciencias Natu-
rales."
Ell professor Que objeto tiene el
pabelion del dido, vulgarmente pre-
ia?
Ell alumno.-El de reconcentrar
las ondas sonoras.
Profesor.-De modo que 81 listed
fuera sordo, jpara que lie serviria?
Para ce!ecar e. lap!z.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

CuandO rl niflu LONE dcmd>iadO a!imcn-
in deyuelvc 81 cst6macu: dc allf reSulia Ia
indigestion Y los v0rnitn~. Ton irrru"l-
CIa - rcvuclvrn los inieSilnO> Y de ALI
vIcncn los C0liruS Y IL dlarTca. NCGEfS
BABY EL.lNlR * cl gran rcmrdl0 par!
c]nrrcgIr los drS1rhrnrS del C>t0maSO :"
HteSiinnS dc los nIilUS. Is UUrr. San0 y
a:radablC al tomaTSr. PrcCIu, 2Ic. Y 5ur.,
pur bUtclla. Dc vcnia pur II. Cnhn and Co.
ADV
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

DARE bucna qualification 4 IL persona
que me PROF Orcionarc !niOrrlcS GceEca del
senior mi paGrc, Juaf OriiZ Coronado. CO.
mo tie - i;iiOS de cdad. orisinario dc
AlIrr V Noricca. En- Julio dc 1914" cnir6
4 los EsiadoS UniGGS. Cualquicr inrofmc
Sirvansc d~Irigirlo a AnicClo Torres, SUI
rar Land Texas. III
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

S,9.m de GRATIrICAClON a Ia persona
que me pru;:urciOnarr inrornfS cNaclos o
!nC Gicrc liz aCiua' direction dc la Sci!o-
ra ETletcria Lopez. Ticnc tres h!joS: dos
mujcrcS Y I'M hCmbrc; en- 1916 - vino 4
ESiadUs UnIdoS. p~IOccdenie de Jerez. "a
ralccdS. Mexico. Cualquicr !n!ormc sobrc
cl particular. ~Sirvanse diririrlo 4 Jose En-
riqIcZ. iHi!!. North Main ST.. Los Anse-
w.. CaI t3O
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

GRATIFICARE libcralmcnie a Ia perso-
ma quo me infnrme eSaciamentc . me
DroporriOnc Ii actual direction de cua
lesGuiera lie mis- hIjos NGsiOr Reyes; Je-
SlIs. Andres, Santiago y Fernando GrtiZ.
I'm Enero lei preSenlc alo Nes!or sc en-
roniraba en- Chicago, H., dc los oirOS iu-
We nOiiciaS de- cllns Cuandu So hallaDal en-
Rogers, Texas. S:rl arse dirieirSe i To-
mas Or!iz, Box -. Pascui8. hio. "a
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

GiATIFICARE con $3al a Ia persona que
HE dicrC inrurnneS cXartaS q me propprclo-
mare ri actual dumirilio de iii hilo. Juan
Martinez. como dc IS aiioS DE- cdfd, orlgi-
mario del Jaral, ialiSco. Mexico. Hacc
como dicz aiiOS no rcCibo cartaS dc cl,
perO scgin los IilimoS infOrmeS Que obran
rn mi podcr - encucnira en- cl EStado
de Kansas. -SirvanSc dirigirSc 4 Ambro-
sa .Alcali, i5al-i5th Ave. Council Bluffs.
Inr.n rs
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12
PESOuISAS

GRATiFlCsRE con scis mcsGs dc sIsciip-
ci6n. a diarIo IA PRENSA", a Ia ncrso-
ma que me dicrc infOrmes eNaci0S accr-
"a de mi eSpOSu. 81 s2iIor Manuel X. Va
He. dc quien rrclbi suS- llrlniaS noi!c!aS
en- Enero del prcscnIc aiiO. cuandS Sc en-
cunlraba en- MaSscna. v. y. SfrvanSc dlri-
girsc a L. G. Il. de Vale, Il. ), Box 5l-B,
Dale, Texas.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

GRATIFICARE con $500 4 n persona que
me propOrrinnc infUrmcS eNartnS o me die
re- Ia direction actual del senior IN! padre
aproyimadlnIrnte Sc cncontraDa en- To-
Victor RaiIlIeloS Inien hacc tres amos
rre6n. COahuila. Mexico. SirranSe dirIsir-
So q cclso Bailuclos, Worland. Wgo. ui
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

PODEMUS dac Irabajo i bueuos obrrro5
mcXicanos, preferable, CITE tcnsan ~laiBiiia,
bucnos suicides Y trabaioS permancnleS.
Los cII,.lclGOS iIcncn sus caSaS al iado
dc IN iierm0so rio de aqua mny limpia.
Suicides dcsde 20 centavoS por bora. Dirt
Janse 4 Wicr Long Leaf Lumber COmpa-
ny. Burkcville, Texas, o yenSa inmedia-
tamentc q Wicrga,e, Texas, via Maurice
vile V Newton. III
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

EN- SINTDE. Texas. hay aciuaImrnfc gran
dcIuanda de DraccrOS. pIcS So han Ihicr-
10 variaS ciaScS dc fra5aio Para luly5-
res iurorIncs iir,iaiiSc 4 lose i. LOnscria.
Sinicii. Texas. 90
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

GRATlFICARE ron SiG.03 a Qnicn me die
re inFormcS eXactOS accrca del senior mi
pgdrc. Pedro Castro. caSadn con la SONORA
Mariana Zavala dc Castro Y dc mis- her
nlanos Pedro y Dolores. GIaiG,iicr inr0r-
III" SObrr 81 particular. S!rvanse dir!e.rl0
Esther Castro, Box 6. Clay!iOnl. Arizona. u
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

NECESITO seiS mcSas &c pool en- bucn
estate. pebcn ser bcra.aS pcrqnc las pa
cara ii caniadO. 'ConicStcn promo l iH
r':ir Play Ave q!
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

Sc NECESlTAN nIinercS para minaS de
carbon, dos o tres a~rri.:doreS de mulas
mineraS. ~L0S-bucnos trabliadores puedeE
ganar dc S30.C0 a $500 en- cada paGo Y los
arrildoreS de $500 4 $4,000. BuenaS ca
sas; buenl aqua, 1rabaio pcrmanente. $50
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

Sc NECESITA mexicano dcccnie, sciiyQ 5
que con0Zca Ell, trahajo lie cocina pcrrec.
tamenre, para socio Industrial de, Cafe de
primera Clasc. No rs neccSario G!c ienga
capital porque "a TODD esta pcricciaIncl!e
a-re2lado. In case de que sea compe,en-
ie, sc lie abonara Ia mitad de las utilida-
des. DirfiaBsc 4 Constannlo Bravo, 39s
Main St, H%enryetta, Okla. u5D
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12
5lsEIzszslE7s-5z5z=z
AVISOS De OCCASION
EMPLEOS

Sc NECESITA machlch0 con bicicic,a. Ira
bajo permancnie. ocurra G5s Main ave.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12
VENTAS

NENpD I'm EoIul dObIe ~asIcniO: liam
!aS de !ulc. lIriJanSe 4 1906 W. CONNER
&c Il. Hf
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

Sc NECESITA Isdsirc para que aiienda Ia
Her cSn!rico. ConG:ciones ravorables. ii9
Solcdad 81. N1
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

In cxceicn;c %spcedSicr, acabado en- her
IGGSnS cGl0Tes Y en- md2nificaS Condicio-
mes de %Servicio. Esic lie Contendrd q us
ed 81 mia en- bUSca &c CARO- ligerO. Pre-
c'iTic pOr Mr. Mcncfee. Standard MOTOR
Sales Company, 3r:-ii Third Street. Ira
yiS Isl
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

Sc NECESlTAN DIEI MESERAS que ha-
Dlcn !n?IGS. Dirijansc perSonalmen:e ii
Empire Mexican Restaurant. 2ai-3 81. Ma
rvs ST. frcnic FL TCairD Empire. ~
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

81 X~ECESfTAN ScioTiiss para cScoacr
panel. Alamo raper Stock Co. ESquina
de las c.Ilrs \. san Marcos Y Castro. >t2i
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12
CAMBIos DE DoMicILIo

G~iIAnALTfpE RERLANGa. y.rnIesora en-
Partos, partictpa ) SU clientele y Al pnblico
que ha cambiadc 81 fssidencia de Ia ca
lie 8. !eoce $50, { y Gale Monte. reg, so
dopGs Otrscs Los Srabajos De 50 Dfo.es.oe.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

Sc NECESITAN scnoritss para elaborar 80
ros. FInck Cigar Fsctory. 1901 West Com
merce ST.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

Sc NECESITA TN zapstero. Excelcnte
o%poriunidad para persona compeiente. Dr.
riiaDse q Electric Shoe Shop, Scsutn, Te-
xSS. "a
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

STAR EMPLOYMENT CO.. III North Fiorc.
ST., puede proporcioner q I'd trahatsdorSS
0 empleos. TclGfono Travis 1883.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

Sc S0LiCiTA nodista competence quo
gIiera tra53Iar en- compaafa con una ca,
ga de nodas acrrd!lada. iG3 Hwycr Ave.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

GRANADA STREET, ccrCa dc South Bra
ZOS Street L.oteS 56Ni67.. $3.50.00: $500 al
contaGo v $500 mensualeS. WIN. F.
Schultz. riverside Building, f0i West Com
niarrc street. ~
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

CAlAS de auevos modeIos para Ford, Au-
;)nor!leS Ford a los precios mas bsIos
eli esta ciudad. Sc entregan Immediate
melte. Mission Auto Co. I'll S. Flores i.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

NECESITAMoS bueua lavanders. 0cu-
IRA i 90 ill 81. ia
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

81 SOIIClTA Seforita mexicaaa. que
hablc in2lts y que telga alSuna cNpeTIcn-
cil commercial. so w. Houston 81.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12
PROFESIONALES

Or. SAnnME CARA h~LDAPE.-pe Ia FacUl-
tad he Mexico: autoFizado en Ell ES;adG de
Texas, especfalisia en Intermediates seni-
To- urinarias y rirugt3 en- general. Ofic!-
ma ia East Nurv2 81
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

81 NENDE modcrna -r~cstdcacia de dos
piSos, sic:e c%uar;os, dos banos. dcspersa,
aIGpl!OS u6riicOs, llcr!HosoS patios. feJ.2s7
pics, garage Y Cuari0s para criaG0S.. De-
De ser pchdida inmediatamcnic. No asen-
les. 900 Garden ST. us
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

BANDERAS me1icanas para Ia .solapa.
Dicz ccDtavoS. +. Aguirre and Co., 40s
y. Laredo St. San Antonio, Texas. ~
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

TERREEO de labor. alD acres. en- Val
verde, Texas, 50 vcnhc o SC Gambia por
~uUipInd"ll. casa o terI'enO en- san Antonio.
InrurIusn cn iGsf y. NcsGuiic 81. ~
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

NENDO mi elccanie rcSidenria siipaGa
en- In esquinl MADISON and Sheridan; niue
bies, piano y %auioIn6yIi Arrow. TODD ge-
nero dc cOnodidadcs: CaicliadOr, pis9s de
In3Icra lnuy rcsisten;e, elc. q. Berman.
I'LL. ". III 81. 90
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

Or. 4. RlOJAS ALVAREZ. Ostc6patl.
Intermediates cr6airaS. ApiicariGn cicntf-
rica. 3iJ EH0nayista -. san Antonio, Tc-
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

Trgfa en- general. Hotel Monterrey. Guar
10 IA. 19.-iGa 5. Santa Rosa Ave-. Telefo
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12
TRES
FODEROSAS

son ell origen de la po-
~pularided y del en-
tusiasmo que ha des-
pertado en- la Colonia
Mexicana
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

UNICA CASA QUE vENDE DE TODD POs
CoRRE0. Fonografos y Discos ColumbIas;
Cruces, BaraIdales, Monumectos y Corolas
para sepulcros; Moiinos hoc;ezuma, $500
Y $3.50 HidalSo, $1,000; la Campana, $3.50.
Rops, Sombreros. Caizado. Mueb!es. Medl-
Ctnas, ferbsS. Artfculos MeyicaDos. etc.
PfdanoS informeS: J. Il. Flores y Hno., BOZ
tna. Floresvll!e, Texas.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

I'm Hup '32' ioialmen;e e~qulpado. lu-
ces clccirtclS. propL'SoT. cubre- aSicntos.
i~erIecto en- EudOs SenlidoS, piazDs equiia-
itroS. Pre- unicn por Mr.. Mencfce. stan
dard Motor Sale: Company. SOIL Third
Street. Travis Isl.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

SELLOS DE COMA, mandelos I'd. hacer .
la San Antonio Rubber Stamp Co., St7
Navarro ST. Tel. CT. o0l. !:enci0D inmedtS-
ia q ordenes por correo 0 teletonicas. Sn
Antonio, Texas.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

ibS3-sal6u rariS.-NaLurka.
N.ulctas Nal>.
J'>i-AhI6> i Quay mlS.
Alma hndaiuGI.
JHI9-la Guluudrlna.
MaGuTka E!Illlnle.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

C%OMPRAMoS. vendeInos V cambiamos ms
tr1lmentoS de muSica. Camaras fntosran-
rms V ReloieS de Segunda mano. Arbs.
tie: and CCharlark. $40 w. Houston ST.
CUMPI;AM9s New Salyarsan. ecurran a
10 T.. NHeva 81. {
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-12

DR.. l.. 4. BRUSTAD. 308 Moore RuiIdinH
san Antonio, Texas. Esaeclslidaf en- IRA
ThMIENT0S ELECTRICOS. dias10stlcos pn'
medic dc Rayns X y aDlIcaci6n de H2yn'
EillravioIsGos para Intermediates de IL
riel
Cheyenne record., 1918-04-04
SUNNY SIDE

Vern Norton and family visit
ed Ed Herolds last Sunday.
joe Nesbitt and family visited
M. C Owens and wife last Sum
day.
Mrs. Jimy Hunter visited in
the M. C.. Owens home Mend y
Jimmy has new Ford car.
The farmers are very busy with
small grain. The ground is in
fine shape for breaking sod.
A little girl weighing 10 pounds
arrived at the home of Will
Church March 9Th, 1918 all par
ties doing fine even to Will.
Mrs. Joe Nesbitt, Mrs. Vern
Norton and Mrs. NJ. C. Ovens
will spend this Thursday at the
home of Mrs. j. l.. Amfrosier
ard assist her with her spring
sewing. as well as spending u
pleasant day.
Cheyenne record., 1918-04-04
DO YOUR BIT.

You can now purchase War
Thrift Stamps at the Cheyenne
Wells Poatoffice for rs cents each
Sixteen of these and IL cents
will eutitle the purchaser to one
United States War-Saving Ger
tificates, for which the Govern
ment will pay You Oh JanuarY.1 l
1923, $500.
Did You ever stop to think thai
If every person IN the United
States would purchase just one
of the 25 cent stamps that it
would provide the Government
with S25. 600 900 with which to
lick the kaiser.
Every American citizen who has
not Yet purchased a Liberty
Bend can at least purchase one OF
the SIS. 90 War Savings Certifi-
Gates, and every pupil In the pub.
lie schools can at least purchase
a 25 cent Thrift Stamp.
DO Your bit. and do it now!
Cheyenne record., 1918-04-04

A letter from C. T. There, of
Ark, a former citizen of Chey-
enDe Wells, states we often speak
of you folks and other Cheyenne
Wells friends. We have very fine
weather since the first of Feb,
but Dec. and Jan. were very Sc
we're, caused a good deal of suf-
fering among man and beast, old
timers here say it was the hard
est for a great many years. The
early peach and plum trees have
blossomed, late peaches are bud
ding. nearly all the plowing has
been done, a good deal of corn is
planted. some is coming up. grass
is getting so stock can get quite a
bit of it, some of the early weeds
are nearly two feet high. We
have slept quite a number of
nights with all the doors open.
Weeping willows are out in full
leaf. We are well and like it
quite well here now. Mrs. T. is
not bothered with rheumatism
any to speak of. Iget up at five
o'clock and work until nine or
after every day. All winter l fed
quite q bunch of hogs but they
are all gone now. Best regards
to all. Chas. T. There.
Cheyenne record., 1918-04-04
GOLDEN VALLEY
Mr.. Rodents family were Sunday
visitors at Abe Jackson's.

Mr.. Rodents family were Sunday
visitors at Abe Jackson's.
Mr.. Ben Brown and family spent
Saturday in CheyenneWells.
Miss. Daily and Pickering were
among the Easter guests at the
school house. Allhad pleasant
time.
Lloyd Van Duzer and mother
spent Sunday with MIR. and Mrs.
Trahan.
Abe jackson is helping Mr..
Roden get his farm into shape for
spring crops,
The measles have laid seige to
the neighborhood. the Magee and
Wright families being the first to
succumb.
Wilfred Hubbard spent Sat. at
Arena. Mrs. Hubbard has been
i'll. but was well enough to be at
the Easter celebration at the
school house.
Cheyenne record., 1918-04-04
AGATE MOUND ITEMS

Miss lila McNulty has been con-
fined to her bed the past week
with the Liberty" measles.
Grover Calvert. Ben Brown al
so VIM Lintz and families and
Mr.. asG Mrs. Chster Snyder, cal.
led at Bob Murrys one afternoon
lately.
There was nU Sunday School
here last Sunday. owing to mis-
understanding in the hour. due
to the National change in time.
Remember 10. a. m.
Miss Inez Pickering left Mon
day. for her new home near AL
bernette. Iowa. She and Miss
Amy DAILY and John and Tracy
Doedens were Guests, Sunday in
the Lee Roush home, in the after
noon. They all called on Mrs.
Sublette at the Golden Valley
school House.
Cheyenne record., 1918-04-04

With the aid Of poisonous gas.
The Belgiums, darn'em stopped us,
And would not let us pass.
My submarines are Devils.
Why, you should see them fight:
They go sneaking through the sea,
And sink u ship at sight.
was rnnning things to suit me,
Till year or SO ago,
When man called Woodrow Wilson
Wrote me to go more slow.
He said to me, "Dear William,
We do not want to make you sore
SO be sure to tell your U boats
To sink our ships no more.
We have told you for the last time,
So, Dear Bill, 1t is up TO you,
And II you do not stop 1t,
You have got to fight us too.
l did not listen to him,
And NOW he is coming after me.
With q million Yankee Soldiers
From their homes across the sea,
Now that Is why call you, Satan,
For ] want advise from you,
I knew you would teil me
Just what ought to do,
my Dear Old Kaiser William,
There's not much for me to tell,
For the Yanks will make it hotter
Than can for you in He'll.
I've been a mean old Devil,
But not half as mean as you,
And ths minute that you get here
l will give my job to you.
I'll he ready for your coming,
And I'll keep the fires all bright
And I'll have your room all ready
When the Yanks begin to fight.
For the Boys in blue will get you
l have nothing more to tell,
Hang up the phone, and get yourhat,
And meet me here in He'll.
Cheyenne record., 1918-04-04
Letter from c. E. Long
Anabel. Mo.
March "a. 1913.
To The Editor:

To The Editor:
thought some Of the Colora-
do people would Ike to hear from
old Missouri. Will say we are all
enjoying life fine back here. but
have had q cold winter with lots
of snow, we are having a fine
March. There has been the big
gest acreage Of oats put in that
was ever put in this county. far
mers are blowing for corn. some
have planted potatoes and q few
have planted gardens, but ! think
they are in too big q hurry.
The ground is in fine shape to
work. but we are needing rain
for the wheat and oats. wheat
looks fine at present. We have
our wood all cut ready to make
molasses this year. There will
be lots of corn planted this year.
We are glad to get your paper,
and to hear from old Colorado,
C. E. LONG.
P s.. Forgot to say, the mea-
sles and mumps have been in
full sway for the past six weeks,
schools had to close on account Of
them. The "buz wagons" are ON
the go now again after being
up for three months.
We may be back in Colorado
after the war comes to an end.
Your aper is like a lie ter from
home. 1 will ring off for .his
time. C. E. L.
Cheyenne record., 1918-04-04
THIRD LIBERTY LOAN COM.

J. a. Jenkins, County Chairman
w. w. Howard, Capt Arapahoe
E. L. Graham. Lieut.
Geo. Nc Nab, Lieut.
J Hayes, Capt, Cheyenne Wells
! w Adams, Lieut. s.
J 3 Hassman, Capt First View
Geo Clossen Sr, Lieut. Kit Carson
Jack McComish Capt, Kit Carson
Jelenecke. Lieut =.
Z E Collins, Lieut.
Chris Jensen, Capt Wild Horse
Fred Goodier, Lieut.
Win Dyer, Capt Aroya
G. A. Hicks, Lieut.
Cheyenne record., 1918-04-04
The Kaiser. Talk To Hell.
(By W. E. Curry)

Wy W E. SACrSv
Tile Kaiser called the Devil up,
On the telephone one day.
The girl ut Central listened 70
All they had to say.
''Ilello," she heard the Kaiser's yoic,
SIS old man Satan hornep
Just tell him It Is Kaiser Bill
That wants him ON the phone.
The Devil said, "He,low to Bill,
And Bill said How are your
/ am running here a He'll on Earth
So tell me what to do.
"What can do?' the Devil said,
My dear old Kaiser BilR
II there's thing that / can do
To help you, sure will"
The Kaiser said. "Now listen
And / will try to tell
The way that am running
On earth modern He'll.
: I've saved this for ihany years.
And I've started out to kill,
That it will be amodern job.
You leave it O Kaiser. Bill.
My army went through Belgium,
Shooting women and children down
We tore up all her country.
And blew up all her towns.
Ny Zepps dropped boms on cities,
, Killing both the old and young.
Aud those the Z.ppelins didn't get
Were taken out and hung.
l started out for Paris,