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The record., 1918-10-03
Pointed Paragraphs.

Better be MT at all than not be
honest.
kleptomaniacs draw the line at
taking hints.
As men Of paris, actors are not
in it with BARRIERS.
When trouble calls it usually finds
a man at home.
The fool killer should be removed
from office for cause
\ busy man is about as sociable
as woman With the toothache.
Us A waste of time 10 advertise
for lost friendship or lost umbrellas.
As soon as man is ELECTED to
office he begins to work for second
nomination.
Some men get there because they
are pa hers. and others because they
are kickers.
The lobster Laws 4 900 eggs year.
Go to tb lobster thou hen; consider
her ways and get busy. -,',.,..- o.
The record., 1918-10-03
LIBERTY LOAN ESSAY PRIZE
Wife Of Mlssouri's Governor Gives $50
Liberty Bond for Best Production,

Mrs. Frederick D. Gardner, wife of
Missouri's Governor, will give a $50
Liberty Bond to the boy or girl, under
1S years of age, writing the best essay
on the Third Liberty Loan
This competition is open to the
school pupils of public, private and
parochiaI schools, except the public
schools of st. Louis.
All essays should be plainly written
on only one side of the paper, giving
the pupils name, age, school, town or
township and grade, with the name of
tae teacher. All essays should be
mailed 10 Mrs. Theodore Benoist,
chairman Missouri Woman's Lib
erty Loan Organization, 1893 Railway
Exchange Building, st. Louis.
A committee composed of bankers
and editors will read the essays and
award Mrs. Gardner's prize.
In addition to this, Mrs. Benoist is
sndeavoring to have a bond offered as
g prize by some public-spirited citizen
in each towp and township in Mis-
souri, to the boy or girl writing the
best essay. The conditions of the
contests to be decided by the Iocal
| Liberty Loan committees and the
teachers Of the respective schools
The record., 1918-10-03
LIBERTY BONDS BRING
CITIZENS REAL THRIFT
Millions Doing Patriotic Duty Find
Themselves Financial Galners.

Before the government began to is
sue the Liberty Bonds there were less
than 100000 bondholders in the Unit
ed States. Now there are more than
l2.0O0,0U0. Soon there will be many
more millions to learn how simple it
is to put $50, $100, $500 or $1,000 into
safe bond that will bring 4, Az or 5
per ce1t as regularly as the year rolls
around, besides returning the full
is~--1S art III ISgSttd at cate of-maturIty
There is no risk as In any otheg kind
Of Investment, and no taxes to pay.
An investor that holds q mortgage
on d house must bother about insur-
ance, repairs, and must personally col
lect interest and principal. On a Lib
erty Bond it is only necessary to tear
Off little coupon twice year, which
will be cashed by any bank or trust
company.
Moreover, if money Is invested in q
mortgage on a house, whatever hap.
pens, the mortgage stands for one
two, three years, or whatever period
was originally fixed. If money is put
into Liberty Bond the principal can
be recovered any day in the year.
Therefore, when a farmer, a me-
chanic, doctor, a lawyer or any 9TH
er citizen buys Liberty Bond he not
only is putting money into the one saf,
investment in the world but he be
comes patriot just as surely as the
soldier who shoulders a gun. But he
risks nothing, while the man in khaki
offers his life a living sacrifice upon
the altar of freedom.
The record., 1918-10-03
Announcement,

Select your Vicirola for Christ
mas now. We planned months ago
so that you may have assurance of
an instrument if you arrange now for
1t. Stocks are low, all over the
country, as the demand has increased
vastly over anypreylo4s period, and
with scarcity of labor and lessened
material supply at the factory, the
usual shortage of Vlctrolas at hoh==
day times will be more acute this
year than heretofore. Select your
instrument and have delivery made
when you wish.
The J. l. Roark Estate.
The record., 1918-10-03
YiCtrOia And Records Free to Some
School.

The ]. L. Roark Estate, county
distributors OF Vlctrolas and records,
has offered Victrola and twenty Sc
lections IN records to the rural
school showing the highest percent
age in attendance this school year.
There are quite number of schools
in the county using the Victrola,
aud more teachers are planning to
do so. If any district buys a ma
chine, and later if develops wins the
prize, the amount paid will be le-
funded, up to the amount offered,
but schools which have heretofore
secured a machine will not be per-
mitted to compete. Getting the pu-
pll to attend school is one of the
greatest needs Of f"the day, and it is
thought this prize will make the
teachers even more active than they
have been along this line. No town
1r village school are allowed to com.
pete, the offer being confined to ru
raj schools, and as the award is to
be made on a percentage basis, the
smallest district in the county has an
equal chance with the larger. The
announcement was made to the
teachers at institute recently, and
vas received with enthusiasm.
The record., 1918-10-03
"Rody" To Sing In France.

Homer Rodeheayer has gone to
teach Pershing boys how to sing
"Brighten the Corner Where You
Are" Escorting his celebrated old
trombone, wearing the Y. M. c. A.
uniform, Billy SUNDAYS chorus mas
ter will be soldier song leader for
the duration of the war. uRody"
is to specialize ln,the one song he
made especially famous, but plans
to dispense ether, non evangelistic
successes, such as "The Last Long
Mile" and "Good Morning Mr.. Zip
Zip Zip!"
The record., 1918-10-03
STAY-AT-HOMES NOW
HOLD OPPORTUNITY
Man Who Buys Liberty Bond Is "Do
ino His Bit"

The time Is fast approaching when
all Of us 'stay-at-homes" will again
have an opportunity to serve our
country.
Just because we are too old or too
young, or have dependents, does not
mean that we cannot be soldiers and
help to win this great fight for de-
mocracy and freedom.
The Third Liberty Loan, which will
start April 6, will be the greatest op-
portunity for patriotic service that has
been offered those of us who still re-
main in civil life.
The work to float it will be great.
With the approach of what all the
world is convinced is the crisis in this
war, the need of great showing of
unity and strength on the part of
America has become SO imperative
that probably the way in which this
country meets this duty will consti-
tute the deciding factor In the war.
The Third Libert, Loan is the me-
dunn through which better than in any
other way Americas heart, mind and
puy ySlCdl SliSuSl III Cdu De lITONu lutO
the weight of battle against Germany
A huge Liberty Loan in this country
means encouragement to Germany
any encouragement to our allies. 1t
means funds to equip, feed and train
our soldiers. 1t means support and
comfort for our men in the trenches
1t means money for ships, and II
means an ample reservoir of financial
credit out of which all things required
by the brotherhood of nations against
autocratic militarism can be obtainei
to drive forward this year with then
maximum strength and bring the hor
rors of the world war to an early end
The man who at home buys a Lib
erty Bond performs as efficient an &C
of war as the man in khaki who pulls
trigger in his trench in France L
is all the more home mans duty tc
perform this act, since he is not under
going the discomfort and the danger
that raises the soldiers service to the
heroism that should inspire us at home
with full appreciation of the part ye
must play.
The record., 1918-10-03
Notice TO Drafted Men.

On and after October Sth., 1918,
all cases coming before the District
Exemption Board, Division No. 2,
Western District, at Madisonville,
Kentecky, either for classification
or on motion to reopen will he heard
and tried only on affidavits filed with
the Board. No Witnesses, unless
summoned by the Board, will be al.
lowed to appear before the BoarC
either In person or by attorney af.
ter said date.
Sept. a4th., 1918.
VIM. H. Yost,
Chairman.
The record., 1918-10-03
Right Kind Of Monuments.

The erection OF community houses
as lifting memorials to the brave
men and women living and dead,
who are saving the world for De-
mocracy, is suggested editorially IN
many newspapers. uLiberty Build
ings" is the name proposed for these
structures, which, erected immedi
ately after the war, would perpetuate
the democracy Of the camp and
would serve as neighborhood gather
Ing places for civic activities and
fellowship for all the people. This
IS so much better than spending
money in building monuments,
which really help nobody, while the
use of such mem orlal buildings
would be a constant reminder of
the brave men and women who are
giving their all In this world struggle.
Besides there is vital need for such
structures, as few towns have any
place where large public gatherings
may be held. People are being drawn
together by. war, and after it Is over
these ties will last, and such mem O.
rial buildings will do more than any
other one thing to perpetuate these
feelings.
The record., 1918-10-03
Pig Club Show Saturday.

The anual show of the Boys Pig
Club Will be held here next Saturday
and County Farm Agent Graddy
says there will be much of interest
and pride in the affair, as the boys
have done splendid work. There
will be quite a number of prizes,
and the judges will have some close
decisions, from reports sept in by
all sections. 1t is expected there
will be large attendance.
The record., 1918-10-03
Message to Musie Lovers.

1t is a brave man who will try to
dispute the verdict of CALI
He,fets, Caruso, Mccormack, Far
rar, Gluck and scores of other SUI
pFeme judges. This verdict is that
the VietFela is far superior to all 9TH
er instruments, and the only one
worthy of recording their art. Sc
cure VieEala now, and enjoy the
artistry Of the greatest singers and
playing organizations of the whole
world, right In your home. Call at
koark's an d see the Victrola and
have demonstrations.
The record., 1918-10-03
Bright'S Disease.

One usually thinks of Brlght's
disease as chronic malady that
affects persons past middle life, es-
pecially those who have trangressed
in some way-bY overworklng, over
eating, overdrinking or worrying, or
perhaps in all four ways; but there
is another more violent and more
papidly progressing disease of the
kidneys, called acute Brights disease
or acute nephritis.
Chronic Bright's disease is gene
rally regarded as degenerative at
lection, associated with arterioscle-
rosis and disease of the heart. but
the acute trouble is, like most acute
affections, a germ disease. 1t comes
on most frequently after eposure to
cold and wet, especially that com.
blned with extreme fatigue; but
those are not the cause, except as
they weake the resisting power OF
the system and so render it an easy
prey 10 the germ. 1t often occurs
also as complication of other dl
seases, such as scarlet fever, erysip-
elias, pneumonia and mumps.
Unlike the chronic form, acute
nephritls begins suddenly, often with
chills, nausea and headache, feel
ing of extreme lassitude, and some
times bleeding from the kidneys.
Dropsy appears early, usually a day
or two after the other symptoms it
is most evident in the eyeIids and
at the ankles. The dropsy rapidly
increases and may become excessive
in that case the entire body is great
ly swollen and the chest and abdo-
men are so filled with fluid as serl-
ously to interfere with the breathing,
The pulse is hard aud tense; and the
secretion from the kidneys, which IS
very scanty, may be mixed with
blood, and contains much albumin
as the usual tests show. In con-
sequence of the great strain the
heart may become dilated, and when
death occurs 1t is often because the
heart gives out.
Fortunately, however, death is the
exception In cases of primary acute
Brght's disears, although recovery
is often matter of weeks or months.
The treatment consists primarily In
absolute rest in order to tax the
heart as little as possible. The ply
siclan gives laxatives and makes the
patient persplre profusely by hot
packs, warm bedclothing, and some
times the use of drugs. For the
hrst day or two the: patient should
take no food at all After that the
diet should consist mainly Or entire.
ly of milk, and then breadstuffs and
easily digested vegetables. Fol
several weeks at least the patient
should eat no meat. AS the offend
ing microbes may come from the
roots of the teeth, the tonsils, and
so forth. the physician should care
fully examine those parts in order to
destroy any focus of lnfedtion.
The record., 1918-10-03
For Your Boy and My Boy

For your boy and my boy,
And all of the boys out there,
Let's lend our money to the U. S. A.
And do our share.
Every bond that we are buying
Will help to hold the fighting line;
Buy bonds, buy bonds,
For your boy and mine.
The record., 1918-10-03

Every talking machine in the
world is tilted to play Victor records
and this recognition of Victor sup
remacy should be followed by users
of otLer machines. RoaEk carr1es
in stock more records than all agents
in the county combine, and you can
hear any record you wish, and YOUR
visits are urged
The record., 1918-10-03
Songs For Liberty Bond Rallies.
Don't Let the Son Go Down

So line up, and sign up,
And buy Liberty Bond,
For all our sons are over there,
To tight the German crown,
Make up your mind, do 1t today,
Don't let the Son go down,
But line up,
And sign up,
And buy a Liberty Bond
The record., 1918-10-03
Used Machines For Sale.

Roark has a number of used sew
ing machines of different makes,
taken in exchange for the White ro-
tary, which will be sold very cheap.
These machines have all been over
hauled, are in good condition, and
should be seen.
The record., 1918-10-03
A. NJ. E. Zion Annual Conference.

The third annual session of the
West Kentucky Conference of the
A. M. E. Zion church convened at
Wesley Chapel, here, at II o'clock
yesterday morning, and there will be
morning, afternoon and night ses-
slons until Sunday night, inclusive.
The pastor, Rev. J. H. Cough, and
the members of his church have been
very busy for some Rnglng
for the affair, and all delegAs are
being cared for in the homsHpf his
people. Bishop. Geo. c. Aement
is presiding, and Bishop Al War
ner is his associate. The pEsidlng
elder of the distriet Is Rev. H.
Warders. There will be# many
features of a patriotic natursEand q
very helpful season is being ehjoyed
The record., 1918-10-03
LibertylLoar Train Today.

Liberty Loan train, with noted
speakers, Sohsa's band, soldiers from
france, will arrive this afternoon,
and tonight at the court house there
Will be patriotic service and
Liberty Loab rally which will attract
people from all over the county.
Come and tfing your friends.
The record., 1918-10-03
Stop criticizing the government. D.
your bit to help win the war. Blu, .
Liberty Bond.

If you do not havemuslc In your
home. YOU have no foundation on
which SO many other vital things
must rest. GetALL music, as well
as the best in literature. on the
Victrola. Roark county distributor,
has placed more than $50 instruments
in the county, and his easy terms
will enable anyone to own a machine
The record., 1918-10-03

Now that the German authorities
are taking measures to brace up the
German armies, probably they will
equip each soldier with an extra pair
Of suspenders 10 match that extra
set of buttons.
The record., 1918-10-03

CERTAINLY the k ng business is
not what 1t used o be Young Crown
Prince ChlIles Of Roumania has
Cecllned to desert his recently &C
qrired bride, even though she is of
h lmbIc birth,In order to be sure of
succec ding his father on the throne
Thrones are so unstable nowadays
The record., 1918-10-03
Weather For Week.

Weather predictions for this week:
OHIO Valley-Fair Wednesday, to
Thursday, inclusive; probably rain
toward the end Of the week; temper
atures nearly normal, although
slightly above about the middle of
the week.
The record., 1918-10-03
Chairman

Our soldiers are giving their ut
most efforts, and sacrificing their
lives in this war we are winning, and
all the help we can give should be
extended quickly, so buy Liberty
Bonds.
The record., 1918-10-03

WHEN liberty bond drive is on
the best thing one can do is to buy
Immediately. There is no rest other
wise. Ones mind does not function
while ones conscience is pricklng
The record., 1918-10-03

A home without music is lacking
In brightness, cheer and comforts.
Whatever your needs, let Roark help
you. Most complete line of lnstru-
ments in this section, and qualities
highest.
The record., 1918-10-03

The "Victrola Book of the
OPERA" new, revised and enlarg=
ed edition, just out. can be had
at Roark's at the old price, ST..
Every talking machine owner
should have a copy, which has
history, stories and scores Of I20
operas, 700 illustrations and in
formation which can be found
in no other one volume, in its
$50 pages.
The record., 1918-10-03
Home And Lot For Sale.

Groom house, 2 1-2 acres land, 2
wells and cisterns, barn and OUT
buildings, on w. Main cross street,
for sale. Also lot of mill slabs,
delivered IN town, at 81 50 per load.
#. J. n. Clemmons.
The record., 1918-10-03

TURKEY has at last succeeded in
j. sing two holy lands, that of the
Moha mmedshs, over which the king
of Hedj4s rules, and Palestine, the
seat Of the future Jewish republic.
The record., 1918-10-03

Caruso his sung uOver There"
for Victor record, and has thus
added to what is already considered
the most Popular of our new war
songs. Geo NJ. Cohan was paid
$500 for the song, submitted in
a contest.
The record., 1918-10-03

Uncle Dick Duvall, a we'll known
colored man, died at his home In
the Lead Hill neighborhood Sunday
night, after a short illness. Burial
was in the cemetery here Tuesday
The record., 1918-10-03

Mr.. S. J. Lands, who farms on
scientific lines, has particular speci-
men which shows its value. He has
a sweet potato which weighs five
pounds, and is berfect in shape and
condition. There may be larger
ones, but they have not yet been
presented.
The record., 1918-10-03

After yotShaye mastered the for
mula, remaeks one Of them, it is not
difficult to be four minute man.
The formula is to begin your speech
with your Conclusion.
The record., 1918-10-03

Even If you have bought Liberty
Bonds in the three preceding cam
paigns, buy more now, for we must
have money to keep fighting.
The record., 1918-10-03

Row 'hc IS year old patriot be,
gins 20 abundantl7 realize the decp,
bounuess enthusiasm OF the revivlt1
ed cab horse on gas'ess Sunday.
The record., 1918-10-03

No matter what sort of talking
machine you have, you can ex-
change it for Victrola, and Roark
will give you fullest allowance.
The record., 1918-10-03

Morril Hennett was here from
Camp Zachsry Tavlor for the week
end, and had splendid news to re-
port from OR boys.
The record., 1918-10-03

Examine the line of Restgoodji
all hair mattresses at Roark's. Finest
line of goods ever carried in this
section, and the cheapest, for one
will give perfect Satisfaction for an
ordinary lifetime. Pillows of same
material.
What is home .ithout a Liberty
BOND?
The record., 1918-10-03

Muhlenberg S allotment of Liberty
Bonds was raised to S555,ooo, so
buck up, mister. For we must make
it, just the same, and will.
The record., 1918-10-03

Mrs. Jea1 Hamilton last week re-
ceived & nessage from her son, 1t.
Duncan Hamilton, that he had lam
ded safely gn France.
The record., 1918-10-03

We will pay straight salary of
SIS. 90 per week for man with rig
to introduce Eureka Egg Producer.
Six months contract. Write quick.
Eureka Mfg. Co. East St. Louis,
Ill.
The record., 1918-10-03

The tones on a Viclrola spring and
mingle as on no other instrument.
The light weight on the needle does
away with the gritty, grabby,
scratchy noise so manifest on all
other machines, and insures the su-
preme delights of music, song and
story. See and hear at Roark's.
The record., 1918-10-03

Many new records can now be
found at Roark's, in Victor ship
ments of the week.
The record., 1918-10-03

Be at the court house tonight,
hear the speakers, the band, and
have q season of patriotic revival.
The record., 1918-10-03

~ Merchants of Green
MNlvlSe5tN Vile are wide-awake
WYsNSW and seeking increased
business. , Trade with them in con-
fident assurance of best goods at
lowest prices.
The record., 1918-10-03

Use Cleanrite brush on your
Victrola, getting better results and
protecting your records.
The record., 1918-10-03

SPANISH infueuza is the latest
fashion in disease. If you cannot
sneeze IN SpanIsh, contain your
sretZat!
The record., 1918-10-03

That was fine crowd here Mou-
day, to court, and every business
man was busy.
The record., 1918-10-03

Victrolas stay sold, and igfve the
buyer no trouble. See Roafk and
arrange for one T..
The record., 1918-10-03

Our boys are winning, so keep
them going with Liberty Bonds you
buy.
The record., 1918-10-03

Now while we are winning is the
time TO buy more Liberty Bonds,
and thus hasten our victory.
The record., 1918-10-03

Good morning! Have you bought
your Fourth Liberty Loan bonds
yet?
The record., 1918-10-03

Small rooms can be papered at
half, from Roark's remnants.
The record., 1918-10-03

Rev. Rogers, of Nashville, was
here Monday, and preached morn
ing and afternoon to our court
crowd. He has a host of friends
here, made dvrlng his many years
visits, and he always has a large and
responsive crowd Of listeners.
The record., 1918-10-03

Bought for one, enjoyed by all
that's the Victrola.
The record., 1918-10-03

Golden Star furniture polish, best
made, at Roark's.
The record., 1918-10-03

Many cbmmunties and counties
in the couHtry went over the top
with their liberty Loan subscripti
ons on the first Volunteer Day.
Muhlenbera did not do as we'll as on
last drive. tut our allotment is more
than three zines as much. However
we will give any section in Kentucky
close rubfor another honor pen
nant. a
The record., 1918-10-03

New lots of goods shown at SIM
mons shop this week.
The record., 1918-10-03

See the slrong line of victrolas
on Roark's kDor.
The record., 1918-10-03

GERMANY and its al les are falling
back in son places and tumbling
back in others.
The record., 1918-10-03

Full line oatmeal paper, all colors
just received at Roark's.
The record., 1918-10-03

Rev. Paul Powell came over from
Madlsonvllle last Monday, where he
had been in attendance at confere-
nee, and spent few hours here with
friends. He has returned to Atlanta,
where he has been located in the
Army Y NJ. c. A. service, but ex.
poets TO be transferred soon TO- Navy
York City headquarters.
The record., 1918-10-03

Call at the Simmons shop and see
the new STYLES in fall hats.
The record., 1918-10-03

The future of the nation depends
upon Liberty Bond buyers.
The record., 1918-10-03

Our boyy are performing won
drously voler there,r and we must
show we aTS supermen back here, in
buying bonds and in every sort of
helpful service.
The record., 1918-10-03
Big day In Greenvllle today.

War news is looking mighty good
but make it more glorious by buying
Liberty Bonds.
The record., 1918-10-03

Everybody pays the same price
for the Vlctrola, while no two per-
sons pay the same amount for other
machines. Buy the machine of re-
cognized, superior qualities from
Roark,
The record., 1918-10-03

Good morning! Still buying w.
S. S?
The record., 1918-10-03

Job printing at this office.
The record., 1918-10-03

Trade with Roark, who teaches
your dollars TO have more cents.
The record., 1918-10-03

uEh uEhi s = house 70 house and
heart to !. 1ampaign for Liberty
Bond buye. and slackers are in
for rough Shedding.
The record., 1918-10-03

afternoon
The record., 1918-10-03

SHHf Za
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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-04
Busy
Over In France

it supplies q testimonial cf the good
company hs keeps. and the hne fel-
lows that bis section--always the
finest In the army"--is composed "f.
Thousands Of these photographs
are ssnt every day from France Ia
England. The officers whose business
II 10 to censor Private Atkins CORE
spondence gets very tired Of seeing
that noble hero's countenance en-
closed In every letter he sends for
weeks after the event. and the mum.
Der Of feminine admirers entitled ia
copies Of the Photographic artists
production seems to be unlimited.
The prevalence OF the group photo
graph leads TO many romantic devel-
opments. Some girl friend" OF the
recipient sdmires the 'good.lookine
lance corporal next to you. Tom" and
. new correspondence starts up under
the fathsrly eye Of the censorship Of.
hesr.