The weekly Alaska citizen., 1918-03-25
SATAN WRITES A LETTER TO
 THE KAISER

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 "Satan's Letter to Kaiser Wilhelm
 Colonel Roosevelt. Secretary Daniels
 Secretary Tumulty and hundreds of
 others in many states have written to him for copies.
 The letter is a piercing indictment of the German emperor. setting forth
 his crimes against the world as they are seldom presented, and is as fol lows:
 The Internal Region, June 28, 1917. To Wilhelm von' Hohenzollern, the King of Prussia. Emperor of all Ger many. and Envoy Extraordinary of
 Almighty God: My Dear Wilhelm can call you by that familiar name for I have always been very close to you. much closer than you could have known.
 From the time that you were yet an undeveloped thing have shaped your destiny for my own purpose. In the days of Rome. created a Foughneck known in history as Nero. He was a vulgar character and suit ed my purpose at that particular time. In these modern days classic de mon and efficient super-criminal is needed, and as I know the Hohcnzol- Tern blood I picked you as my spe- ial instrument to place on earth an annex to hell. I gave you abnormal ambition, likewise an over-supply of egotism that you might not discover your own feelings; I twisted your mind to that of a madman with cer- tain normal tendencies to carry you oy, most dangerous character placed in power; l gave you the pow CT of hypnotist and certain mag netic force that you might sway your people am responsible for the de formed arm that hangs helpless on your left, for your crippled condition embitters your life and destroys ali noble impulses that might otherwise cause me anxiety. but your strong sword arm Is driven by your ambi- ton that squelches all sentiment and pity; I placed in your soul deer hatred for all English, for of all na- tions on earth I hate England most: wherever England plants her flag she brings order out of chaos and the hated Cross follows the Union Jack; under her rule wild tribes be come tillers of the soil and in due time practical citizens; she Is the great civilizer of the globe, and HATE HER. planted in your soul a cruel hatred for your mother be- cause SHE was ENGLISH and left my good friend Bismarck to fan the flame I have kindled. Recent history proves how we'll our work was done It broke your royal mothers heart. but I gained purpose.
 What Killed Hohenzollern
 The inherited disease of the H. henzollerns killed your father, just as it will kill you. and you becaih, the ruler of Germany and tool oi mine sooner than I expected.
 To assist you and further hasten my work, I sent you three evil spir- its-Nietzche. Treitschke and late Bernhardi. whose teachings infiamed the youths of Germany. who in good time would be willing and loyal sub jects and eager to spill their blood and pull your chestnuts, yours and mine; the spell has been perfect you cast your ambitious eyes towards the Mediterranean, Egypt. India and the Dardanelles, and you began your great railway to Bagdad. but the am bilious archduke and his more ambi- tious wife stood in your way. It was then that sowed the seed in your heart that blossomed into the assas- sination of the duke and his wife, and all hell smiled when it saw how cleverly you saddled the crime onto Serbia. saw you set sails for the fjords of Norway and I knew you would prove an alibi How cleverly done, so much like your noble grand 'ather, who also secured an assassin to remove old King Frederick of Denmark, and later robbed that coun- try of two provinces that gave Ger many an opportunity to become a naval power. Murder Is dirty work, but 1t takes a Hohenzollern to make a way and get by.
 Your opportunity was at hand; yor, set the world on fire and bells Of holl were ringing; your rape on Bel gium caused much joy; 1t was the beginning, the foundation of a perfect hell on earth; the destruction, of no ble cathedrals and other infinite works of art was hailed with joy in the internal regions. You made war on friend and foe alike and the mur- der of civilians showed my teachings had borne fruit. Your treachery to. ward neutral nations hastened a uni, versal upheaval. the thing most de. sired. Your undersea warfare is a
 master stroke. from the smallest
 mackerel pot to the great Lusitania