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The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1918-02-21

Thousands OF Kansas school boys
will support the nation in this time of
stress by helping feed the men whose
fighting will win the war for demo-
crazy.
Every Kansas boy between the
ages of sixteen and twenty-one years
of age who is physically fit is going
to have a chance to enroll in the
United States Bays Working Re
serve. an organization formed under
the direction of the federal depart
ment of labor, W. L. Porter of To-
peka is state director
In order to enroll, a boy must get
the consent of his parents, and his
employer If he has one. He must be
free from disease. He must also take
oath of allegiance to the United
States. This last step, it is believed.
viii result in a great outburst of pa
triotism among the boys of the ma
ton.
A boy gets an attractive button
when he enrolls. After three weeks
of satisfactory farm service, he re-
ceivs bronz medal, which is num-
bered and which he may wear as long
"a
the end of the summer a certificates
viii be given to each boy who has
" carried on" faithfully throughout
the season.
These boys will be used on Kansas
farms, where the shortage of labor
for the coming crop season promises
to be a serious problem. The boys
will not, however, go to their work
without preparation. DIR. W. NJ. Jar
dine of the agricultural college has
prepared circular giving suggestions
for practical instruction to city BOYS
in the handling of work horses, the
use of farm machinery, and the care
of dairy cows and milk.
Special representatives are organ
lzlng this work IN a number of plac-
es. Among them are z. L. HoltOn in
Kansas City; W. A. McKeever, Law
renee and Hutchinson; W. H. An
drews, Salina; l. E. Call, Wichita /;
w NJ. Jardine, Ottawa and Leaven-
worth; W. L. Porter, Topeka; G. H
Taylor, Atchison.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1918-02-21
FOR SALE

Ford Touring Car 1916 Model, full
ly equipped with shock absorber
springs and self starter and storage
battery. This car is IN first class
condition IN every way. If desired,
sponsible parties.
Trustees Episcopal Church Property.
1t-4is- H F. Addison, Sec'y.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1918-02-21
BUY TRACTOR TO WORK ROADS
Ellis County Commissioners &c
Largest One at Show.
The Kansas City Star has this:

The Kansas City Star has this:
The biggest tractor on exhibition
at the tractor show. an Aultman-Tay-
lor 30-6O, was sold yesterday to the
commissioners of Ellis County, Kan
sas, who are planning to better the
roads of Ellis County. Herman J.
Tholen, chairman of the board; John
Jacobs and W. J. Helms, comission-
ers and C. J. Loreditsch, county engi-
neer, made the purchase. The trac-
tor weighs 23,5O0 pounds and is
worth $4,000, Robert r. Powers man
ager of the company, said. It is cap
able of travelling twenty miles day
and will finish off five miles of road,
he said. The commissioners plan to
use a II and IA inch plow with it,
they said.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1918-02-21
,ar. Men only are desired

year. Men only are desired.
The duties of appointees to the Sig
nal Corps vii consist of the determi-
nation of production costs of air
plants an dairplan motors, either as
supervisors in charge at one or more
Of the several plants, or as assistants /:
or appOintees may be assigned to duty
IN Washington, D. G.
Applicants will not be assembled
for a written examination, but viii
be rated upon the subjects of educa-
ton and experience, as shown by
their applications and corroborative
evidence
The Commission states that on ac-
count of the urgent needs of the ser
vice applications for these positions
will be received until further notice
and that papers viii be rated prompt
~ and certifcations made as the
needs of the service require.
Complete information and appli-
cation blanks may be obtained by
communicating with the secretary of
the local board of civil-service exami-
ners at the postoffice in any of the
larger cities or with United States
Civil Service Commission, Washing
ton, D. G.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1918-02-21
From Factory to Farmer

bile process can be applied as a
time-saver and labor-saver that its
utility is going to be more pro-
nOunced than ever in bolstering up
the scarcity of trained men"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1918-02-21
Notice of Adjournment

The annual meeting of the stock
holders Of the Golden Belt Fair As
sociation has been adjourned to meet
in the Strand Theatre, Hays, Kan
sas, on Saturday, February %, 1918,
at two o'clock, p. m. All stockholders
are urged to be present.
P. J. DEANF
Cooro&3vx-
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1918-02-21

Camera For Sale
No Promo Camera 8 1kx5h- In
quire at Free Press Office. Phone u.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1918-02-21
FOR SALE

Four lots with seven room house
and barn. Inquire at Free Press Of
fee.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1918-02-21

For Sale Cheap Fifty-five gallon
gasoline tank. Inquire at Free Press
Office, Phone II.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1918-02-21
FOR SAFE

An eight room residence and sew
en- lots, corner of Second and Fort
Street Who want this valuable pro-
perty for $1,000. Five years time
will be given.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1918-02-21
For SALE

FOR SALE
One twelve room house In Normal
Addition. See F. NJ. Clark, owner.
Phone 121. S22-m6
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1918-02-21
CLASSIFIED ADS

FOR SALE
Eight good residence lots. Inquire
at Free Press office.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1918-02-21
FOR SALE

I have four registered Percheron
Stations, two to four years old. These
young stations are as good as the
best and must be sold soon. Come
and see them, seven miles north OF
Hays. A S. FeIlers.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-09-22

away. Eager made us. nevertheless,
CONTINUE the marching of the battalion
as ii nothing had happened. ana gave
The order to take the names Of ;nc
hfteen or twenty men who had Gis-
appeared after the shell burst. tina,
they r"ight be. punished severely. as
tor the three dead men. this was the
funeral grafton. Eager delivered:
Carry away these three pigs. VINO did
not know how to be killed in battle
lie quick. because our drill is not over
can't YOU hurry? II you don't will
ride right through you with my horse
and pile you up, you bunch of fools
That was the way Eager took COM
mand OF the Second Battalion. Six
months later. when still in the Guam
payne district. he himsel! was killed.
and lie did not have the honor OF Dc,n..
"illcd by French soldier ior he was
shot through the heart by q German
bullet
When he went into the trenches he
mad several criticisms to make. Above
his shelter he made the soldiers con-
Siruct Il little booth ito get Il little
fresh air" However ne only stayec
there when the French were not firing
At the end of two days they HAD shot
down his little booth The next day
on one or the posts which was still
standing, this message. written on IL,
card. WAS found: IF you w;Sn to take
the air. come into a trench instead OF
sitting down behind the bodies OF
lead men and being laughed at by
'hcN' We are the patriots who arr.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-09-22
PRICE, SEVEN CENTS

ccived orders to be ready to leave the
following day from Somme-Py. va
did not know where we were eoing.
but we were glad to leave this IN
ferno, where everything else had given
up its life. About 6 O'Clock we were,
told that Lodz had fallen into the
hands of the Germans. All the so;-
diers began to shout 'Hurrah." fiut
shower of French shells fell on us
and our hurrahs were followed by cries
and Sroans of the wounded Two OF
hcers. Muller and Wolff. both OF COM
pany Six. were Injured. one having ms;
right arm blown off. the other having
two fingers torn away.
Towards evening on Stay we lett
for Somme-Py.
We reached Somme-Py about 7
O'Clock After having eaten some SOUP
we climbed into the train. which wa,
waiting for us. and left about 9 o'ciociS
In the morning. when we had finished
loading our baggage ana horses 1t -
Il queer feeling to be travelling on the
train yet not know where you are
going. Some of the men thought We
were going to Arras, where the Wur-
tembcrgers had not been able to hold:
others knew for certainty that, SO
were going to Alsace. Those who said
nothing were the most sensible Our
train WAS in charge offs engineers OF
the Third Regiment, who5took us as far
rs Sedan. From sedan our train was
in charge of civil officials.
ITO, Bo COutin:lnd)
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-09-22

fighting for our country. and "ot the
towards
Eager. insane with anger. declared
that all these swine had too much to
eat and to drink. and that he would
like to find some way TO make them
starvc. Il am going" he said, ITO
treat them as they deserve Tonight"
This is the way he took vengeance,
the vengeance Of drunkard. Every
day the company received certain
amount Of rum. That night he gave
an order that there was 10 be dts
tributcd to the mon only six bottles
to each company. The rest was drunk
in our quarters. Eager had invited
all the officers Before long Eager and
Lieutenant Brottger. VINO was on:y
eighteen years old. became so drunis
that they picked a quarrel between
them and were about to come TO blows
Brottger was thrown out the door. and
lay in the trench like dead thing
for the air to revive him. Eager wa,
pushed into a corner. Lieutenant
TietZ. OF Company Six. and Lieutenant,
Schaffer. OF Company seven. wanted
TO tie him TO keep him auicr.
German papers arc full Of simiia,
stores. which are Invariably attributed
10 the Russians. For several days We
had heard rumors that we were to be
relieved. md that we were going into
the NoSges region or to E.rras. No.ouc
knew Just how this rumor started
Finally. on MAY .. We were reiicven
h. tho SiNtv-ifth Reserves. we re-
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-09-22
l.. Too, Accuse

A German noncommissoned officer who,
having fought in the ranks of the army nearly
three years, was wounded, adjudged, and
finally deserted, and now has taken refuge in
Denmark
By Major G. Hemmelmann
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-09-22

$500 Crops de Chr, Waists a. S2.98
splendid offering that we have reduced inst for
tomorrow embracing Waists Of fine quality Crepe
ue ohihe IN rose Copen navy, black, flesh white
some with embroidered fronts others semi-tailored
put big variety OF different styles to select from
Beautiful Quality Silk Waists, with extra pretty
embroidery trimmings. coming in flesh white and
peach; every model unusually attractive d. ~
and worth $500; special tomorrow at. Dl 20
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15

held at the Presbyterian church last
Sunday evening. The exercises were
In charge of Miss Nellie Francis.
John Henderson and Miss Daisy
Stroud, both of Artesia, were married
last week at the residence of the Of
ficiating clergyman, Rev. Buren
Sparks.
Mrs. c. r. Boldly has gone 10 San
Antonio for a visit with her husband
who is stationed there
Fifteen men of this place left last
Saturday night for Nashville, Tenn,
to wark in the Dupont powder works.
The ladies of the Presbyterian
church gave a farewell reception to
Mrs. A. M. Thomas, who has gone TO
join her husband at Deming, N M.
Mr. Thomas is employed as book
keeper in a bank at that place.
Mrs b. H. McFadden has gone to
Havana, ILL.,, which place is to be her
future home. Mr.. MrFadden pre-
ceded her.
Miss Sallie Runyan has gone to
Eureka Springs ARK. where she will
attend school.
Dean Hollomon and Benjamin Ross,
who were officially reported missing
have both been heard from. The
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
Artesia

Miss Emily Skeen has gone to Al
bany, Neb., to attend school. She will
live with her grandmother who re.
sides at that place.
Mrs. +. j. Brooks, who went east
in early spring in search of health,
has returned much improved
Mr.. and Mrs. Mayro Alexander en-
tertained at dinner in honor Of Miss
Annie Armstrong of Roswell, who was
guest of Miss Juanta Stagner.
Dancing and card parties promise
to be popular recreations the coming
fall and winter. Several have already
been held and last week DR.. and Mrs.
]. j. Clarke entertained the Bridge
club and the young married people
danced at the residence of Mr.. and
Mrs. Earl Bigler.
Miss Mabel Bigler, of Abilene, Kans.,
is visiting the family of her brother,
II. L. Bigler.
In the absenceIof preaching song
fest on quite an extensive scale was
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
Loyalty Menus
BY BIDDY RYE.


| The food administration announces
that during the next few weeks there
will be an increased supply of light.
weight beef cattle forced on the mar
kets by drought conditions in tht
west. Therefore somewhat increased
| beef consumption Is recommended
providing the prices are reduced from
those charged for heavier beef. Spe.
cial attention of housewives Is direct
ed to the purchase of beef parts not
suited to shipment abroad with tht
request that preference be given these
cuts for family use.
Here are seasonable menus for n
week in September:
SUNDAY.
Breakfast: Nutmeg melons, green
corr batter cakes sirup. coffee.
Dinner: Fricasseed chicken, mash
ed potatoes. beet salad, peach les
cream, coffee.
Supper: Broiled sardlnes on toast
sliced tomatoes. iced tea. honey
cookies
MONDAY.
breakfast: Ripe pears, oatmeal
with prune pulp, muffins. coffee.
Lunch: Cheese souffle, barley bis
cult. honey. tea.
Dinner: Cream Of corn soup. chick
en- wiggle (creamed chicken and
peas), crisp toast. stuffed tomatoes
with mayonnaise. grapes. coffee.
T. TUESDAY.
Breakfast: Sliced peaches Ono sug
arr, scrambled eggs. toast. coffee.
Lunch: Vegetable soup, corn crack.
ers. Brown Betty pudding. iced tea.
Dinner: Scalloped fresh fish, TO-
mato sauce, baked potatoes. cabbage
salad, baked pears, sponge cake.
WEDNESDAY.
Breakfast: Grapes liver and bacon
coffee.
lunch: Corn pudding. prunes with
cottage cheese balls. cookies, tea.
Dinner: Lima bean puree. corr
waters, tripe and onions, buttereJ
beets, chilled watermelon.
THURSDAY.
Breakfast: Blue plums, rice. boiled,
with cream and sugar, coffee.
Lunch: Potato salad. hot wiener>
or summer sausage, fresh applt
sauce, cookies.
Dinner: Baked salmon. creamed
potatoes, fried eggplant. lettuce salad
peach custard, coffee.
FRIDAY.
Breakfast: Cantaloupes. rice waf-
files, sirup, hot chocolate.
Lunch: Tomato and cucumber sal
ad crisp bacon sandwiches, chocolate
blanc mango.
Dinner: Baked/beef heart. onion
stuffing, creamed peas and carrots,
fruit salad, cream cheese. coffee.
SATURDAY.
Breakfast: Pears. creamed cod
fish, baked potato, coffee.
Lunch: Baked peppers with rice
and meat stuffing. apple sauce cake,
cocoa
Dinner: Boston baked beans. spoon
corn bread. squash, cucumber. toma-
to salad. fresh peach short cake.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
BROADWAY CHRISTIAN CHURCH
Corner Lead Avenue and South
RPnadVyay

9:45 a. m.--Bible school. All "un-
der ninety ynine" are invited to this
service.
11:00 a. m.--Morning worship and
Communion. Sermon by L. II. Fox.
Y. M. C. A. secretary. His subject IS.
THE Long and the Short of IT,
Bring your neighbor with you to this
service.
Special music by the choir. a pa
triotic number. Hear Your Country's
Call" and an anthem. Praise the
Father of ALL"
ZOO p. m.-Young Peoples meet
ing.
500 p. m.-Our people are invited
to worship with our Baptist brethren.
The new minister, f. Gaylord Rob
erts, OF Lordsburg, is expected to
preach his first sermon for us. Oct g..
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH.
Oruer Lead Avenue and Broadway

Preaching morning and night by
the acting pastor. DR.. A. P. Wedge.
Topic of sermons Morning, The
Instinct OF Church Membership; eve
ming, Character an Achievement"
Special music. morning by G. II.
Kanady and the choir; evening by G.
II. Kanady and Miss Ruth Thurman.
Also another patriotic song service.
Sunday school at 9:45 a. m.
Junior B. Y. P. U. at $3.50 p. m.
Senior B. Y. p. U. at 700 p. m.
Regular services through the week.
Visitors welcome,
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
CENTRAL AVENUE METHODIST
CHURCH. SOUTH.
Corner APnO ana Central.
.InShun q Inalne Iln.ta1.x.

Regular preaching services 11;OO a.
m. and 7;45 p. m.
Morning subject. THE Progress Of
the Kingdom of God in the World.
This is another of a series of sermons
on "The Parallels of Our Lord"
Evening subject. THE Characteris-
! tics of Love"
Special music by chorus choir.
Senior Epworth League, 700 p. m.
A special program has been prepared
for this service.
Sunday school 9:45 a. m. John F,
Major, superintendent
Prayer meeting Wednesday eve
ming at 7:45 o'clock.
You are welcome to attend all these
services.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
TIE CHERCH or CHRIST.

Meets each Lords day in the north
west corner basement room of the AL
bnquerque public library.
Song service from 10 to 1890 a. m
Bible study from 1890 to 11.S0 a. M
Communion services from 1880 10
~ m.
Lesson for Sunday, Sept. IS. THE
Christ" Read Luke second chapter.
We invite everybody to meet with
us and we will all study the Blessed
Book together Come on and be with
us.
J. H. Edwards, r. A. Talley, elders
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
FIRST CONGREGATIONAL
CHURCH.
Corner Coal and Broadway.
Rev. Richford ID. OftOn, Pastor.

Residence. 424 South Edith,
Hours of worship:
Sunday school--9:45 a. m.
Preaching--11 a. m
G. e. and evening service combined
100.
Prayer meeting Wednesday even
ing-7.30.
H. L. Snyder. superintendent of the
Sunday school. will be glad to see you
present today at Sunday school and
you will find a class and hearty well
come.
At the morning service the pastor
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
EMANUEL EVANGELICAL
LUTHERAN CHURCH.
Carl Schmld. Pastor.
Residence. 3O0 South ArnO stree

Phone 2047.
This Sunday we will celebrate our
annual mission festival in Mr., VIM.
Oestreichs grove. 924 North Eleventh
st. Take Sawmill car line. get off at
Granite avenue and walk one bloch
east.
The morning services will begin at
I1O;30 a. M, afternoon services at 3
o'clock pm. At noon lunch will be
served by the Ladies' Aid society. Tho
offering will be for the Lutheran
home missions. Come and bring your
friendsl
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SOCIETY.

Christian Science services are held
at 41S West Gold avenue, every Sum
day morning at / o'clock.
Sunday school at 9:45 o'clock.
Wednesday evening meetings at 8
o'clock
Reading room open daily except
Sundays and holidays from 1880 to
$50 p. m. at 41S West Gold avenue,
second floor.
A free circulating library, including
all the works of Mary Baker Eddy,
and other authorized Christian Science
literature, is maintained in connection
with the reading room. 3
The public is cordially invited to at
tend the Sunday services, the Wednes-
day evening meetings, and to visit the
reading room.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
FIRST METHODIST EPISCOPAL.
Corner Lead and South Third.
Charles Oscar Beckman, Pastor.
Misc Edith GOrby neacOnes.S

Sunday school9:45 a. m. ID. A. Por-
terrified, superintendent.
Morning subject at IL will be, THE
Dynamic Force of the Christian Life"
Reception of new members and
baptism.
Evening subject at s. IAN Old
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Corner Fifth and Silver Avenue)
Hugh A. Cooper, Charles r.
NfnKnnn paatopa

Sunday school-9;45 a. IN. Edward
B. Cristy, superintendent.
Morning service-11 a. m
Sermon-"Partnership With God"
Anthem-"Peace, I leave With
YOU Roberts.
Christian Endeavor-7 p. M.
Topic-"The Saloon Power and How
to Overthrow it." Hab. 2:1-17.
Leader-Helen Fee
Evening service--7:45 p. m.
Shall Perish"
solo-"Come Unto Me-" by Bruno
Huhn. Miss Irma Walking.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
NORTH FOURTH STREET GOSPEL
HALL.
200 North Fourth Street.

"VV NOTtAI EUuTIH bLTttL
Sunday school and Bible class at
9:45 a. m Topic this week. win
ming the World to Christ"
II a. m.-Breaking of bread in re-
membrance of the Lord.
p. m. Preaching of the gospel by
Carl Armerding. Subject. at What
Do You Value Your Soul?" or bought
or Sold, Which? ?"
Wednesday at p. m. "A meeting
for prayer.
p. m. Thursday a meeting for the
study of the epistle to the Romans.
All are cordially invited.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15

Withered Hand"
Mr. Byrd will sing a SOLO "In My
Fathers House"
In the evening the young people
Will have as their topic: "The Saloon
Must Go"
Flfteen minute address by the pas
tor on the subject, The Call of Duty.
Friend, stranger and the Whose
ever Will find a hearty welcome at
our worship.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15

former was gassed and the latter
wounded. Both are in a hospital In
France.
Mrs. C. w, Williams has gone to
Canyon, Tex, to visit her daughter,
Mrs. Oscar Gamble, a recent bride.
The doctor will go in time to accom-
pany her home.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
Sunday Church Services
Fl WHERE TO WORSHIP TODAY

Testament Character Against Whom
Nothing uncanny or Disparaging Was
Ever Said"
Epworth League-7:00 p. m.
Special Music morning!
Anthem-"Have Faith in God"
Rosche. Miss Beatrice Scissor. Miss
Pearl Hefflin and choir
Solo-"Fear Not Ye. o Israel ."
Buck. Mrs. L. b. Lackey.
Evening:
Anthem = God Calling Yet
Rosche.
Duet-"The Crucifix," Faure. Mrs
l.. b. Lackey. Miss Beatrice Scissor.
A welcome for all.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
ST. JOHNS CHURCH.
Silver avenue and Fourth street,
Rev. E. n. Bullock, Rector.
l6th Sunday after Trinity.
Holy Communicated q. m.

lptH ouhudy dllef TRINITY.
Holy Communicated a. m.
Church school--9:45 a. m.
This is rally day for the school and
the Mission school on the Heights
There will be a special service for
the united schools. All children in
the Parish and Mission are urged to
be present on time. The parents are
also invited. Everybody come and
bring the babies.
Morning prayer and sermon. 11;00
q. m.
The rector will speak on "The
Parish Forces and the Parish Out
Took"
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
ST. PAUL'S ENGLISH LUTHERAN
CHURCH.
Corner Silver and Sixth,)
Arthur NJ Knudspn Pastor

Residence. 306 s. Sixth. Phone 2299
The Sunday school meets at GAS,
with classes for all.
Morning worship will be held at II
o'clock. DR.. II, A. Bassett will speak
Anthem by the choir.
The Christian Endeavor society
meets at 700 o'clock with Irwin
Danielson and Alfred Simonson as
leaders. Topic, The Saloon Power,
and How to Overthrow It."
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15

Chewing gum has been made par'
of army Kits in France as first aid
to the thirsty" on the ground that the
more gum man chews the less water
he drinks, and gum Is sometimes
cheaper than water "over there"
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
Tonight.

If you liver is sluggish and out OF
tone and you feel dull and are bilious
and constipated, take two or three of
Chamberlain's Tablets Immediately
after supper. and you are almost cer-
tain to feel al right on the following
morning, z. b
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
IMMACULATE CONCEPTION
CHURCH,

Sodality mass-7:0b a. m.
Chrildren's mass-S;30 a, m.
High mass and sermon-10:00.
Evening service-7:30.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
He'd Get a Raise.

officer--"If bomb were to drop
on the powder magazine, what would
you do?"
sentry--'Td 60 up with the report!"
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15
About Chronic Caarrh.

Chronic catarrh results from a ne
elected cold or from succession OF
colds, that is. before you are over one
cold you contract another. The in
illumination, at first acute, becomes
chronic. When the cold is properly
treated and promptly cured there is
no further trouble. Parents often ne
'glect colds contracted by their chill
dren and chronic catarrh. from which
they never fully recover is the result.
To get rid of a cold take Chamber
lain's Caught Remedy. 1t is prompt
and effectual.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1918-09-15

Grounds for Objections.
Seoutmaster-'This coffee tastes like
mud!"
Scout--"Well, the kitchen squat
said 1t was ground this morning"