The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-01-04

help lick the kaiser it will be the first
time in history that a plague was
changed to a blessing.
stop! Look Listen" And it did
stopped, looked and listened so long
that the show didn't get to Ardmore
at all.
Got a few shell holes ON Broadway
now too.
But when the new paving is com.
pleted, Wen soon forget about present
inconvenience.
one OF King Afonsos palaces in
Spain burned to the ground yesterday.
We hope this will not continue, and
King FonSy be compelled to hunt for
a rent house in Ardmore.
What if those visiting ahplanes had
been of the Hun variety and had
dropped a few tons of bombs on Ard.
more and killed eighty men, women
and children? DO your bit and then
some
When a man in Peuograd these
days wants a suit of clothes he skulks
in an alley mouth brains the first
man of his size that comes along strips
the body of its clothes and puts them
on Easy. When the former caveman
wanted hunk of meat he skulked
behind a rock beside a trail, Drained
the first Of his kind who came along
with deer on his back, and did eat
Same process as the Petrograd habit,
only the caveman didn't bother about
clothes.
1t is Just about getting so in this
country that everybody must tote fair.
That's terrible ON tramps and trusts
How would YOU like to be a banker in
Petrograd?
If you don't like America climb a
tree and jump out.
What has become of the prancing.
champing Greek army with a barbwfe
Coal riots were resumed yesterday in
Philadelphia, when several hundred
men, women and children raided cars
ON Pennsylvania railroad siding and
took more than one hundred and fifty
tons of anthracite. For three hours the
raiders carried off coal in buckets and
push carts and could not be dispersed
until riot call brought a detail of
police, the wires tell us. Come to Ard.
more.
Are the bolshevik leaders in earnest
i'm breaking relations for peace with
: the Hun? They say they are. and if
; compelled to fight could get together
! a small army of three million men. -
The Russian men subject to arms at
the wars beginning totaed more than
eight millions. This remark of "a small
army of three million men" is an eX.
ample by comparison of what colossal
proportions the world conflict has
, reached. No wonder man is looking
toward the east in expectancy of the
, Messiah to come and stop the human
slaughter And except those DAYS
should be shortened there should no
flesh be saved" the future king told his
disciples privately
John Bull must eat less. Uncle Sam
, tells him. a slim John Bull would
, surely look some cartoonish.
What has become of the fellow who
, when he bought pair of shoes wanted
the man to throw i'm pair of socks.
1t is understood that the telephone
company will arrange an Improvement
soon in its local service, whereby
patrons will not be compelled to wait
more than thirty minutes for phone
connections.
The French and British troops are
great on bayonet fighting. When our
boys get into the game the Hun will
find that they not only will know how
to use cold steel but that they also
understand the art of straight shoot
> ing.
The puzzle uppermost in the mind.
!, of diplomats today is, Where is Rus
sia; Which is Russia and why is Rus
> Sia?
=, Has the Liberan army Joined the
Swiss navy in maintaining a status OF
strict neutrality"
If the Jews carry out their plan.
of returning to the Holy Land anC
establishing themselves as an indie
;, pendent nation once more, we will he
l bold the first real cooperative govern
= ment ever organized.
The use of the leach has long sine,
Il been done away with in the medica
world as ridiculous and useless. Now
l. why not discard that equally useless
a and absolutely ineXcusabe leach" o
g the business world the "mddleman?
n Deceiving.
L Boston Transcript: "The marriag,
game is like golf"
l. Indeed! In what way?"
n 1T looks so easy to those who haven'