The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1918-01-07
Wilson's Advice to Be Followed New Joint Peace Terms Statement
MAKE 'EM ALL sing,
ADVICE OF BILLY
TO DC. MINISTERS
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Judgment that overlook PompeiI Her
eulanaeum and Sodom and Gomorroh.
when Almighty God made old Mount
Vesuvfus vomlt in a bemorrhage OF lava
until he buried Pompeii fifty feet dep
beneath red hot cinders and ashes where
their vileness was sculptured on the wall
and on the pillars OF their temples"
And, Billy went after the '-frizzle head
Cd sissIes"-the younger set"
.sFrIEzIe Headed sissIea.-
"ohl the painted face. the manicure
nailed. pencil-eyebrowed, fudge-eating
gum-ehswinE. ragtine singing little
frifzle headed sissies that can't turn
a nap Jack without splattering the bat
ter all over the kitchen-they will sit
down at the piano and sing. oh! does
the spearmint lose its flavor on the bed
post overnight"
And the fool girl who insists on spoon
ing with every manageable young fell
low Of her set ought to be backed into
the woodshed and relieved OF her over
supply Of affection with a pair Of slip
perS laid across her hemispheres
s'I'd rather a daughter Of mine would
kias a blind shoat through a barbeS-
wire fence on Friday night. IN the dark
Of the moon on the thirteenth OF the
month than to change partners three
times a week with the lights turned out
And then came his famous para
graph about the ''fool women" ana
their dogs.
Women FIssfsE POodiss.
Last year We spent $500. 5000
fer dogs. Well, like q good dog.
Ny favorits is an AiredRle. But
don't like to see a fool woman4kiss-
ing a pug-nosed poodle A woman
must love sornsthing. but I don't
call a dog something"
The night service was closed when
Billy launched into an inspired, pa
triotic prayer for ths aid OF God
in wiping out the German menace.
More than 1900 people were present
Every seat was filled. and hundreds
lined the passageway around the
tabernacle.
And the afternoon sermon surpassed
even the morning service. Billy toia
his audience about what he thought
Of "commercialized Religion.
~You can't eommereialize my mug
for $4,000. oO0," Billy said He was
telling what he thought Of the movie
men who offered him $i,oo0.ooo TO
pose for them
You're not going to make me make
circus OF Gods religion; not on
your tintype"
Full of Patriotism.
BuIy's afternoon sermon was sl4nl-
bang full of patriotic references and
punches at the Kaiser. And Just be-
fore he concluded he asked ali thoss
present who would give undivided
support to the Government In "fts
hour OF need" to stand up. The en-
/ tire audience arose Then he asked
for the ehautauqua salute, and the
audience became a sea of waVing
4 handkerehiefs.
Billy shows his snthusiasm for the
knocker, "who is always going up
and down the land. shouting that we
are not prepared, and that We should
have done this or that long ago"
s'You folks ought to remember,
Billy shouted. '-that we have . whals
OF q Job on our hands But we've go;
a whale of a country and we're go
ing to put ~ over. We don't pro-
pose to sheath the sword until We
have that gang on its knee pleading
with Uncle Sam to call off the dogs
of war"