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Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1918-04-04
SPOON SHOOT.
To Take Place on Wilmington Trapshoot-
ING Grounds on Saturday.

On Saturday thero will be an A. A. 7. a.
spoon shoot at the Wilmington Trap
shooting Association, and tho contest
will be for nix spoons contributed to tho
club bv the American Amateur Trap
shooters Association. The members OF
the local club who arc also members ot
the Wilmington Trapshooting Associa-
tion are II. ID. Albaugh, j. w Anderson,
Jr.. Ed. Banks. G.. +. Benkhart, A. Ber-
walk. l.. Carey Birch, William II. Bow
den. j. A. Brown, +. G.. Buckner, DR.. DID,
gar Bullock. II. G. Bye, II. ]. Carlson,
William T.. Corey, William Coyne, Coui-
tro Craig. +. T.. Dorcmus, A. Felix d'i
Pont, Alexis l. du Pont, Miss Pa'iilna
du Pont. Mrs. William X. du Pont, WI
liam Edmondson, John Evans, r. e.
Ferridav. T.. w Ford, r. K. CALVIN,
P. T.. Garrett, w s. Gavan, Miss Celeste
Gentieu, G.. c. Graham, James >. Grant,
Philip +. Guerke, G., +. Hamiln, Harriet
ID. Hammond, Stanley Hammond, !.
G.. Highticld. Royal c. Hull, I. r. Jack
son. T.. Il. Jones, Earl l.. Keen, Henn \.
Lindsay, George Frank Lord, II. >: Lynch
]. McHugh, Stoney McLinn, j. W. Mack
lem. l.. 7. Mahony, Mr.. Matthews, J. W
Mathcwson, III. G.. Mcrnck, +. W. Mill
ing. H. l.. Morgan, =. J. Newman Jack
NOrwOrth, ". J.. VII, marry ~ hnt'".
ion. +. X. Patzowsky. O. T.. Pyle, ". +.
Raskob. II. T. Reed, William Robcicn'
H. r. Ruttcr. Robert Salmon. Miss Amy
Schoticld. NJ l.. Shaw, W. ;. simpson
W. \. Simonton. DIR. ". II. Speer, J.
H. So,iires. 4. G. Stuhbe, +. &. Tallman,
W. ". Terrell, + Thatcher. Isaac Turner
{. l.. Walker. r. \. Wead. Charles h
Waters. l.. -. Willis. II Wilson, W. G
Wilson, T. Il Wilson, Dudley = Wood
Of course. only amateurs are chgibit
10 compete for the g. \. T. \. spoons
The members of the \. 4. T. A. Will b,
divided into four classes and spoon WI
be awarded in each class. Two cissSe:
having the greatest entry list vii caci
receive an additional spoon.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1918-04-04
BRIEF COURT SESSION.

City Court was IN session six minutes
today. there being only three cases bc-
sides drunks on the docket, and the
biggest one OF these was continued until
tomorrow This was the case Of Elias
Nisosbadcr. charged with obtaining money
under false pretcnses
A 6nc Of s. and costs was imposed IN
John 4 Torrcns, charged with disorderly
conduct
James Perkins. on a non-support charge,
who is on bail, was surrendered by his
bondsman and hc vii be required to
give new bail
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1918-04-04
Injured by Automobile

Narraret Barker Of OH Monroe
street while on her way home from school
Yesterday afternoon, was struck and
knocked down by an automobile owned
nv Iryin Maull Of l2l West Twenty
second street She was crossing the
the street At Eighth and Monroe streets.
She was slightly cut and was taken to
the delaware Hospital
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1918-04-04
Mann. Lehigh Valleys Treasurer

Philadelphia, April 3 3-Directors OF the
I,ehigh Valley Railroad have named +. B
Mann as treasurer TO succeed the late {. }.
Kemp. Mr. Mann formerly was auditor Of
disbursements and he will be succeeded IN
that position by {. II Radcliffe, at pres
ent a general accountant OF the company
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1918-04-04
CHICAGO STOCK MARKETS,
by Associated Press to Every Evening

by Associated Press To Every Evening
Chicago, April Cattle, receipts
Il 900: firm. Native steers, 10. lOal5.2Oi
stockers and feeders, S.4Oal2.OO; cows and
heifcrs, 6.sOal24 40; calves, 1l0al675.
Sheep, receipts 1000; firm Sheep,
~ 25al7 10; lambs, I575a2050.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1918-04-04
HochcSsin Rcd Cross.

TIM HockcS~n Chspter If the Re-
ro>~ w1l hold = meeting N the Publ,
school Building II Hockc>sin on Saturday
.dtcrnoou next n ; o'clock
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1918-04-04
CURB MARKETS.

Quotations furnished by l. l.. Wrnkel
A Co. Ford building. Wilmington. -:
Broad street. Philadelphia toop Pr ,
Rid A y
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19
Cigar hunidors at Skaters.
FANGER SELLS OUT

EAlvWER OGLLS OOl
A sale was consumated today
whsteby NJ. Fanger sells his extensive
business interests in this city to j..
j 'Egan. Both the Fanger grocery
store, known Jas the former Egan
store, and the large Ranger Depart
mept store reiinvolved in the deal.
The Department store is the largest
establishment Of its kind in Harrison
county and has enjoyed deservedly
;extensive volume Of business.
! yheigrocery store is one of the best
in ke city and has always enjoyed a
larfe patronage.
Roth sstores' are now closed while
the invoicing is in progress. They will
be opened to the public, under the
new management, on Saturday, Dec.
81.
We are sorry to lose Mr.. Fange1
from eur business circles as he has
been . most progressive, militant
spirit in our business life.
We welcome the decision Of Mr.
Egan TO return to commercial activi.
ties in our city, as his business quail.
l3ieations are 9 pronounced asset t.
The entire community.
NJ. Fauger has not as yet announ
/. ced hi, plans FOR the future.
y Z = Is. & 81
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19
MONDAY, DECEMBER @, 1918
Sale commences at IU:3


HORSES gray horse 10 yrs Old w.t. 400; bay mare p
yrs DID, VT 1885, black mare Il old VT l20o black
mare, yrsold wtl250; bay horse 9 old, VT 1000;
spring colts and kids pony with saddle and bride.
CATTLE and HOGS fresh with calves at side cows,
will fresh spring. yearling heifer springer u hesd
Of brood sows 4 boar pig; ID head Of July pigs.
Farm Machinery Avery gas tractor $3.50; Avery
ator, 3254 p go pillow, bottom self lift; grain tight
wagons hay rack and wagon; buggy; Horse power; 1
Schroeder grain dumps sfoot Mccormick binder;
La Crosse cutivator hand shelter; 8foot
water tank.
mower Lacrosse grain drill Richmond stalk drill
disc cnltvators; John Deere riding cuvator; Oliver
2row godevil John Deere planter John Deere 3se
ton harrow hay sweep; r & Q. disc harrow; Prvst
disc gang plow p & O. disc gang plow; hay stacker
hand shelter; / new 8-foot water tank. 81
utz touring car 6passenger just over
hauled; Ford speedste1, just overhaued lily truck
Northway motor Graham Bros attachment internal gear
so bushels Marquis wheat 1000 bushels con Of hay
10 dozen Chickens Is busel of potatoes 10 loads store
wood household goods and other articles numerous
| to mention. 1
FREE LUNCH
and under, cash that amount months,
time bankable note at perScent interest date
]. y. SToKxS owAar
HONEY CREEK IA
Upper and Son, Auctioneers.
! Chas. Konigmacher, Clerk 2 # 9s @sgS
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19
CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS
Baptist

CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS
Baptist
Sunday School 10 a. m.
Preaching Service II a. m.
Young People $3.50 p. m.
Evening Service 1870 p. m.
Prayer meeting Thursday evening
at 8 p. m.
Next Thursday evening will be the
Annual business meeting. All mem
bers are requested to be present.
We expect to begin series of meet
ings at the church, beginning Sun.
Dec. 20. All who are interested in the
salvation of souls are requested to
come and help us.
E. l.. Field, Pastor.
Luthern
Luthern services at 2 p. m. Sunday
at the Methodist church.
A. H. LANCE, Pastor
Methodist
Sunday School at 10 a. m.
Epworth League, 6:3O p. m.
Preaching service at II a. m. and
|7:3O p. m.
Preaching at Loveland at 1880 p. m.
weather and roads permitting.
Christmas Services
The approaching Christmas will be
duly observed with appropriate ser
vices next Sunday at the Presbyter
| ian church. The pastor will preach {
Christmas sermon in the morning ant
the choir will have special music.
In the evening, the choir, under tn
leadership of Mrs. G. S. Green, will
give the Cantata, "The Star Of tn
East All are cordially invited. |
| 10 frna
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19
GiInores Sanitary Grocery
The Store that Saves You Money

0e1VSo AOS& 3NAVH1OJ
Christmas time the most joyous time of the year. and
especially this year. Peace has been restored to earth
Everybody entitled good this Christmas and we
have prepared real banquet store for YOU We have COM
plate ne especially good things for your Christmas
festivities
good meal often spoiled by not supporting it with
good cup Of coffee Our Fernde Coffee has on
pound. Ferndel Tea Ferndell Mince Meat; our
Fer1de Peaches Pears Cherries Jeies and Jams all the
highest quality Honel's Bacon; Wards Cakes and Hosum
Bread The best Grape Fruit best Apples best Oranges best
Cookies 1t great pleasure to handle the best goods
in all lines That is why customers always healthy
and happy because they eat the best and pay no more for it
than otlrs pay for ordinary grades
We wish thank patrons most kindly for the splendid
support given past year, and hope may be able to
you better next year.
Wishing all Il Merry Christmas, we are
Gratefully yours,
T.. M. GILMORE.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19
Magazine Suhscrintions

Magazine Subscriptions
There will be delay in subscribe
ton service this fall and winter, due
to war conditions. Those who get their
subscriptions and renewals, in now,
before the holiday rush, will get the
pest service. Let us have yours now.
Remember, we meet or beat any ad-
vertised offer Of any responsible
agency.
]. D. Brown and Son.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19
NOTICE

I hereby forbid anyone from tres
passing or hunting on my land, east
of town, known as the Cox farm.
This also includes the ditch banks and
right-of-ways.
| now have stock in these fields
and hunters must keep out.
dis M. j. Fitzgibbon
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19
COKE--The Ideal Fuel
We Save You Money

We ha'r just received a limited
amount of the genuine Koppers Coke.
This is an idel fuel for both base
burner and furnace.
This coke starts easily, lasts well
and makes very hot fire, with prac-
tically no ashes.
There is no danger of gas nor burn
ing-out of Innings if handled properly
1t is the one ideal fuel.
Let us have your order a; once as
our present supply viii last but q
short ein,e.
dl8 Harry r. Newton Co
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19

Johassuwsese Omaha visitors today.
Thefnbs bottles 1T Skaters.
M1s..A. Jerson is quite i'll with an
attseasof the Flu.
Dent forget my nice line of pain
tipgs, for Xmas presents. Phone 266.
F. M. Hoyer
D. II. Bird Of Bendena, Kan, ar
rived yesterday for a holiday visit
With friends and relatives in this
city and vicinity
Msneiure tools at Skaters.
Miss Marie Withrow is in Omaha
taking drum lessons. She is receiving
instruction from the expert drummer
ct the Orpheum theatre.
kafy conbs and brushes at Shafes
pr. Devore reports the birth of a
baby girl to Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Car
pentef this afternoon.
Bsys boks 1t Skaters.
Word has been received here of
the death Of Mrs. Copeland, wife Of
Dr.. Copeland, Mayor Of Logan. In
Ausnza was the cause Of her death
DE-. Copeland is also seriously ill with
the same disease
Dakslite cigarette holders at Shafes.
Roy Carpenter of Fl. Des Moines
is bare for . short visit with friends
RIFLES and prayer books at Skaters
Guy Smith is reported as not sc
well today.
Jahns&ea's candy At Shafer's
/. On Tuesday night, thieves entered
the garage Of VIM. Tierney and stol'
his Buick-sx. As far as the track.
could be traced they indicated tina
the thieves were headed for siou,
City.
Fascy stationery at Skaters.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19
MISSOURI VALLEY TIMES
Il. C. IAf4HaM
Editor and Proprietor.
Entered at the pos!office al Mis-.
souri, Valley. Iowa. as sec
ond class matter.
Pure Jersey milk for sale at shafer.

FUR and HIDES
The furs started at high price
this season and we are paying the
top market price. See us.
JOE KAPLAN
Dealer in Hides and Furs
Phone 363 Mill Str.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19
PAY UP NOTICE

Those knowing themselves indeb-
ted to me, please call and settle by
January 1st., as I am closing up my
books for the year.
d21w26 Ed. Gill.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19
Lost It? Use the TIlkxs
X Public Sale

Having sold my farm intending to to Idaho viii oftf
the following articles at public sale at the Richardson Farm
81 mile west Of Honey Greek,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19
Music rslls It Skaters.
Fopd sale

IS Thu ladies' Of the Baptist church
I'LL, hosd . food sale at the church
On Saturday afternoon, Dec. 81.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19

For sale:-Iwo big, straw sSscks
Phone $50 pr ! "a Fra6ss.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19

Laurel Camp r N. Of A. ElsctisI
At the regular meeting Of Laptel
camp No. ia, R. N. Of A., the fol-
lowing officers were elected Tor III
ensuing year.
Mae Williams, o; Anna Cusaek,
v %; Juliet Oviatt, P. o; Mary SaleS.
Chan; Phena Langdon, Rec; nlrthA
Podendorf, R; Callie Hatcher. H.
Katie knight, Asst; Josie Blunt. ]. s.
Alma seeholm, o. s; Nora Briggs.
M; DR.. ]. L. Tamisiea and DR.. s +.
Deyore. Phys; Laura Bennett, Pianist
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19
For Sale: An electric range. Uaed
only 5 months. Phons 3e4W, az

Wanted: A few moro customers fsy
good fresh milk. R G. Eppsrssa.
Phone 35F14. d2t
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19

For Sale: A kitchen raags ~ 1T
chen table. Eaauirs lat Times ,fica
dit
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19

Bill folds and purses It Skaters.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19

Wanted: Two or three fuSnishsd
rooms. No objection to stsa1A hsSt.
Phone Times offs,e or Ralph CIR
Isle. sda4
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19

For Sale: Six dozen Butt 0rpipgtpn
pullets. Are laying. Phone s75. dc
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19

For Sale: Mixed wood, sawed ID stevs
lengths, ready for delivery. Ihens
is or 12Fl3. J. s. Dewell. dist
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19

Wanted: One OF two tsEniaAels rsam.
for very light housekeeping ~ MIN
and wife, both employed.
d24 Phone
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19

Seals and cards at Skaters.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19

Best Peabury coffee, 80 cents per
pound at s. Brown and Son. d21
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19
ID Whnn Il M.v Concern

Ye Whon L May Concern
| will not be responsible for any
dtlts contracted, by my wife, Hazel
Kinney, on and after this date.
J. D, Kinney
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19
/ REAL CHRISTMAS GIFT

A REAL CHRISTMAS GIFT
II you have . particular friend Or
relative, to whom you wish to show
the real Christmas spirit, 70 shew
your appreciation Of past favors. Or
to repay him for HIS trouble in makink
your visit to his home the past sum
mer an unusually enjoyable one, why
not send the Weekly Times for =.
year. 81
II he was former resident here,
he will appreciate the gift more than
anything you could send.
Every week for 2 year. he will
receive the home news, read Of thu
happenings Of the everyday life
! in our little city, little incidents yon
did not think to write about. For 81
weeks it vii be constant reminaer
Of your thoughtfulness,
Send the Weekly Times to your
best. friend as the one gift supreme.
It is only $500 per year to subscribers
living outside the county.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19

ssssse sal.sras q Skaters.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-12-19

/ issouri Valley, Il.
Dec. -, 1918.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-01-04
4 q
FEW o
22D!''!:=Yz
-. ~ ~ .s.;s.1 .16asI2i 5E:Eais2a1 -
PEDiGREED.

l;ushrod was establishing Il pigeon
coop of his WI emuiating his neigh
for. Bill Hite. In arranging the finan-
clal promotion of this venture he went
to his mother.
Mother" he said. II want n dol
lar to buy 4 pigeon"
Mother thought Il dollar 4 rather
high price for Il pigeon, with common
birds averaging ten cents.
But, mother" I;ushrod said. earn
cStly, you don't understand. This is
4 pcdigrecd pigeon. With its pedi-
gree its cheap at Il dollar"
I;uslrod finally Whce,,icd his moth
CT out of the dollar and left t. buy his
blouded bird. He returned with the
pigeon and a scrap of crumpletl paper
In his pocket.
Neither" he said. this is The pedi-
gree"
"On the crumpled scrap of paper
was written:
"Grandfather unknown. GranlmOth-
cr. unknown. Father, unknown. Moth
or, Bill Hite's pigeon"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-01-04
Rats Steal Fiatiron.

Paris. Mn.-Some plasteriny fell
from the ceiling Of the linen room III
the Glenn house recently, and Harland
Ray secured a ladder md climbed IN
TO knock down the loose plaster re.
manning. He discovered a rats nest
IA in 1t were three ladies' silk stock.
.ngS, two perfume bottles and !: fiat.
IRON, besides numerous other things
not mentioned in this inventory. How
the rats got the iron there remains Il
mystery.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-01-04
The AMERICAN ARMY NOW 100000
HUMBLE PRUNE TAKES
THE PLACE OF SUGAR

Derby Coan.-Iic sometimes
dcspised ard often ridiculed
nrunc has come into its own
here. When the sugar famine.
struck the town someone diseoy-
cred that the sugar in il dried
prune "a sufficient to give Il
seInblance Of sweetcning to n
cupful OF tea or coffee. The
prunc dropped in Il cupful of cot
fee is soon rendered soft by the
heat and the sugar and sweet is
extracted in Il short time. It is
claimed that the caffeine in the
coffee offsets the taste of the
pruae so that the process is not
Objectionable in any way. II is
being extensively tried here by
many persons.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-01-04

onslaught takes place German Land.
Wehr and Landsturm troops vii! find
themselves opposed to an army Of pro-
fessional soldiers.
Behind the regulars are the 4OO, 900
soldiers Of the National Guard, regu-
lars in experience, many Of them.
thanks to our n%eighbor Of the South.
After the Guard come the Goo, 1000 men
of the new National army.
The whole military establishment.
with the marines and the auxiliary
forces thrown In, numbers a million
and "A half. The expansion that has
taken place IS as If Grand Rapids had
grown in eight months to be virtually
rs big us Philadelphia.
Diversity Of Equipment.
The first thing to be done for the
new army was to provide them with
shelter and clothing. food and
warmth. That large undertaking is
nil but accomplished. Equally great
is the task OF providing arms. To arm
an infantry division in the Civil war
meant to provide as many muskets and
as many bayOnets as there were men
In the command. In the present war
the job is more complicated. There are
rifles and bayonets t be furnished
now as formerly. but there are also
grenades and gasmasks and helmets
and trench mortars to be seen to. Each
Of the four infantry regiments in 4 di-
vision must have $50 trench knives,
1872 automatic rifles and three one
FOUNDER annon
The 76S men Of the machine gun
battalion and the 5.O68 men Of the field
artillery brigade must have machine
guns and three-inch guns In numbers
that would stagger an artillerist even
Of SO recent a period rs the war with
Spain.
Two hundred and seventy-five thou
sand troops were made ready to fight
Spain In 1893. though only 10000 OF
them were actually engaged.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-01-04
Poker Pot for Fines.

Columbus, OF there is anything
In the pot when Il gambling place Is
raided 1t may be applied on the costs
ard fines OF the owners Of the money.
Attorney General McGhee Of this state
rules in effect. He holds that money
taken by the authorities In gambling
raids cannot be turned I'VE to police
relief funds or city treasures unless
one year elapses In which the owner
does not claim It.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-01-04
An interesting Topic,

Junior is an only child and natur-
ally appreciates the attention bestowed
upon him. But his mother had hoped
lie was innoceEtly unconscious Of his
popularity until III evening when Il
neighbor had happened In for n chat.
Junior had gone to bed. but present
~ his shrill little pipe broke into their
conversation:
"Mother!"
Eyes, Junior"
Talking bout me?"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-01-04
SPY 0UTWiTTED BY AN OLD WOMAN

Don't be seen speaking" she said.
as she passed the porter. 'There's 1:
spy in my carriage. Send the station
master to mc at the bookstal."
When the station master came be-
hind the lady spoke into an open news
paper just as though she were reading
aloud. Don't be seer speaking with
me-" she said. There's Il spy in my
carriage. The train stops at Mont
rose next, Ell? Well. wire Mont.
rose I"
She paid for her bundle Of papers
and walked back to the carriage.
The spy seemed ~unsuspicious. sit
ting where she had left him, much
obliged for the newspaper. The
plucky old lady sat opposite to her
spy and entertained him until they
reached Montrose.
No Stranger.
Then came to their compartment u
British officer with an armed guard
and q detective, who greeted the spy
at once like a long-lost brother.
'Why," said he. i've been SCI rchin.
for you for months"
The spy looked out through the
window eastward and saw an armed
sentry waiting on the metals in cas-
he attempted escape. Then ha looked
at the iady-the artful old lady-and
sighed.
Later the old lady received an Off
cial communication Of warm conyra:u.
lation on her patriotism, courage and
high intelligence, begging her to ac-
cept the Enclosure. mcnlento Of a fine
deed done for her country.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-01-04
All Off.

Fance-Yes. dearest, l have loved
before, but let's not talk Of the mast.
She-Oh, all right, then; IL you
don't want to talk Of the past, We
won't talk Of the future, either.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-01-04
Hubby Loses.

Mrs. Dobbs-My husband lost his
umbrella the other day, hut it gave
him an idea for q joke which he wrote
and sent off.
Mrs. WObbs-Then he came out
about even?
Mrs. Enthusiastically the joke came
back, hut the umbrella didn't.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-01-04
One Resemblance.

"l1ere you have scattered bullets all
over the range. Thought you said you
were like lightning with n rifle"
well. l never hit twice in the same
place.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-01-04
CHARGED.

The world owes me II living"
'The world is conserving its food
supply nowadays and you'd better -ct
out and hustle for your meals"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-01-04
The Idea

Mrs. Al want you to keep Your
dog out of my house. It's full OF ficas.
Mrs. B.-four house Isl Mercy!
won't let Fido 20 in there again.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-01-04
Put His Foot in n.

fIe told her that she was a brick.
She left him standing there
And then there flashes upon his mind.
The color OF her hair.