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The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22

joy through the wrong end of a tele- scope.
 Do your best, my boy. But don't t make a failure of yourself by trying to do better than you can.
 When you say of man that he is the sort of fellow who gives more coin to walters than he gives to his wife, you have said a plenty.
 Any husband can tell you that there are exceptions to all rules ex cept those of his wife.
 And if a man had to get up early in the morning and go fishing in or der to make a living, the betting is that he would hate it.
 They claim that practice makes perfect. But considering the amount of target practice they get, tobacco ehewers seldom hit the spittoon
 If fellows would call on girls in the morning before breakfast instead of in the evening after dinner there wouldn't be so many engagements.
 Every now and then you will meet I man who would do almost anything for money except work for it.
 They say that kissing is unsani tary, but the only thing a girl ever catches from a kiss is a man.
 Some men imagine that Getting Back To Nature means to sit around the Palm room in the cellar of a hotel or the Roof Garden on the ,op of a Hotel.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
MUST NOT BE FOOLED.

We must not permit these reports of German gloom produce such of security to influence us to relax in the slightest degree in preparations Ger propa agandists very busy and nothing would suit them better than to cause Americans to think it unnecessary send more troops to France, or to buy more Liberty Bonds and Thrift Stamps. to quit building ships conserving food
 The United States must continue raising men for the army, providing money for their equipment, building ships and sending food to Europe until the Huns defeated. If that be done before we get 5.000000 the Atlantic, it will be fine. If be done before 5000 900 here it will be finer. But the sending men must be stopped until it is done. Our controlling thought until the end should be that need regiment one ship, more food cargo
 When the news from Europe ceases to be specu- lative, when the wires bring the information that the final battle has been fought and won that the white flag flies above Berlin, that the last soldier of German absolutism has laid down his gun to take 1t up again to against democracy, then will we be sure that Americans need be called to arms then will we be content that the cantonments shall close that the gunmakers take rest, that preparations Then will America again become
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
The Republican Ludendortf.
(New York World ]

There time when Republican State Con ventons received their impulse from the people and ruled National Conventions and National Committees, but that before Chairman Will Hays came upon the We hear of Mr Hays day in New England, the next in the Middle West and thereafter the Pacific Coast al ways Republican State Conventions and always telling Republicans what their principles and how they make them effective.
 This performance would be unique in any case, but it is especially when consider the fact that Will Hays is not elderly person and that the role assumed by him is that such ven erable prophets and bosses of the party as Dorsey, Chandler Elkins Dudley, Jones, Quay, Eos ter and Hanna never attempted anything in his line, did their younger like Cortelyou, Hitchcock and Hills. They believed that the princ- pes of the Republican Party perfectly safe in the keeping of the Republican Party. What they interested in was the finances of the organza- tion, and most of them knew where the money grew
 AS there is likeness between young Chair Hays and any of his predecessors, we must look abroad for counterpart Lenine and Trotzky will not do for they do not to have any prin- ciples Talaat Pasha, the idol of the Young Turks, fails in the comparison because he never travels and rarely talks.
 MT. Hays must be the Ludendorf of the Repub- lican Party. He bosses the bosses He nstructs and intimidates the sovereign. He is not yet die tator, but many people hailing him such.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
POLICE JUDGE OF WILD WEST TOWN
 IS A WOMAN NOW

BOULDER, Colo, Aug. 22.-Boul- der has a woman police judge-the first of her kind to sit on the Pc lice Magistrates bench in Boulder.
 She is Mrs. Linda Lee. She was appointed to the office by Mayor Moys after her husband, Judge w. s. Lee, had been incapacitated to discharge the duties of the office on account of paralysis. The coun- cil approved the appointment. Un der the appointment Mrs. Lee will complete the unexpired part of her husbands term.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
SOME KAISER PROPAGANDA.

German newspaper says there are not more than 250 00O Americans fighting in France, and that when they are exhausted there will be none to take their place. because there not ships to transport them The same authority says the German sup marines have sunk forty American transports
 We'll the Germans have been easily fooled thus far but it will be difficult to convince them that this sort stuff is true very long. If the war con tinues for another month two as 1t has been going for the last month the Germans will decide that actions speak louder than Kaiser propaganda.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
Woman's Statement
 Will Help Juneau

'I hated cooking because what ever I ate gave me sour stomach and a bloated feeling. I drank hot water and olive oil by the gallon. Nothing helped until I tiled simple buckthorn bark, glycerine, etc., as mixed in Adler-i-ka." Because it dushes the ENTIRE bowel tract completely Adler-i-ka relieves ANY CASE sour stomach, gas or consti- patton and prevents appendicitis. The INSTANT action is surprising
 BUTLERMAURo & CO.,. Druggists
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
The Valdez District.
(ValdeZ Miner.)

It is only question of time until company will place dredge on Lowe river just above the city of Valdez, according of the old timers of the days of 9S who that colors obtained at any point one banned, and that wages could be Lhade any of the bars, which extend nearly 30 miles up the river from its mouth in Valdez Bay. The hills have plenty of the yellow metal in them and it has been washed down by the torrents for and deposited in the bed of the stream. until it is now one vast treasure house, provided means be found to save the gold which is very fine. But some stranger will come in some day. size up the situation and will place dredge the river which will take out fortune in gold
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22

On account of the shortage of small coins and fractional currency in Petrograd it is said business men give pencilled l. O. Us for change and these are passing current medium of exchange. NOW that is some idea The hear about these Bolshevih people the are we convinced that the Farmers Alliance very conservative and that the populists were old foges.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22

the greatest and most of pacifst Natlons BUT UNTIL THEN, NOT ONE WORD BUT OBEDl- ENCE TO THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF FOR UNTIL THEN WE ARE A WARLIKE AND MIIITARlSTlC PEOPLE WHOSE FIRST PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO FIGHT AND TO KILI-TO FIGHT GERMANS AND TO KILL THEM
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
Same Old Argument

Same Old Argument
 "Whaddya yau think of this?" said the Rounder Here is man who is 100 years old and he has used tobacco and liquor since he was 16." But just think how long he might have lived had he let the filthy weed and the vile rum alone" chanted the Reformer absent-mindedly.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
Short and Sweet

Fred Fletcher, of Charlotte, N G., shortest name. And we'll make a little bet that it is the shortest. The town is named o. K, and is in South Carolina. If you want to send a letter to the postmaster of this town, just address 1t as fol- lows, and he'll get it.
 P M.
 o. K.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
Ho, Hum!

(Rogers (Ark) DemOcraD
 w. R. Peach lost one of his best milch cows recently. and Charles Mir. Keys had a calf break it's neck last week Those that have must lose and those that haven't can't
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
Drs. Kaser & Freeburger
Miss Albrecht
TO LEAVE FOR SOUTH

Mrs. Willis K. Nowell left for Seattle on the Jefferson She will return with Miss Frances Now ell who has been spending the Sum- mer visiting realtives in Seattle.
 Dine at the Gastineau. Concert every evening.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
Luke Mcluke Says

1T experience is as valuable as they say it is, why is it that most every man you meet is willing to swap about s1,OOO worth of if for dollar?
 This would be a nicer world if more or us would apply procrasti- nation to the things we should not do at all.
 Most of the militant Prohibition ists are looking for trouble through a magnifying glass and looking for
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22

Paw Knows Everything
 Willie-Paw, how long did you know maw before you married her? Paw-I didn't know her at all, my son. I only thought l did.
 Maw-Willie, you come upstairs with me, and I'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
T he Limit

Smith is a suspicious cuss, isn't he?" said Brown
 "Yes," agreed Jones. When the scientists in the Greenwich Obser- vatory complete their task of count ing the stars, Smith will demand a recount to verify the statement"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22

In spite of knowledge of ornith- ology, a fellow may take a few swallows when he is out for a lark.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22

Can anyone show single measure or principle that is has been before the Alaska people since 1898 that Wickersham has at time boosted for and at another condemned? We're from Missouri -(Anchorage Democrat)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
BITS OF BY. By Luke McLuke Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer

Strange Of course it's different with man But woman'si funny, bo! < She's never ten years older than She was ten years ago.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22

The in Germany who is doing most to earn his pay these days is that retreat specialist
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22

The people who believe only hall they hear generally have the habit of selecting the wrong half.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22

Maybe the Uboat sunk that llghtshlp because It was the nearest approach to hospital ship that could be found this side
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
Advice

My son, be careful what you do, And hang on to your roll; For all the world looks down on
 you,
 When you are in a hole.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
Logic

Logic The crook said, I'm out for the dough. To live I have to cheat; For, if a man keeps straight, you know He cant make both ends meet"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22

It isn't necessary to go to ex- tremes. A girls face may be either her fortune or her misfortune.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22

Those German soldiers who met the Americans at the Ourcq and concluded that there ten million American soldiers in France should talk to that Cologne editor.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22

The responsibility for ordering the German retreat falls Ludendorn. The Crown Prince. of course is always officially victorious-( Philadelphia Ledger)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22

Mere size doesn't always count. The bigger a man is the harder it
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
Alta Boyl

Some men get fresh when they are trying to make a hit with girl. But Will Cartwright lives in Attica, Ohio
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22

is for him to squeeze out of a tight place.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
Names Is Names

Lena Genster Post lives in Wash ington. D. c.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
Our Daily Special

A Woman Never Grows Old. She Merely Catches Up With Her Real Age
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22

Call us for good coal Femmer & Ritter-phone IA.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22

Marriage always improves wo man After it .has happened her life can't very well be Miss-spent.
 A fellow is more apt to stick to his colors if the colors don't run.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
Who's Shy?

William Johnson and May Ante were married in Newport. Ky, last week.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22

The Internal Triangle The Kaiser.
 The Hohenzollern Dynasty. Kultur -(Ball Crank.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-22
Quaker Quips

Philadelphia Ledger) Some men never meet their bills but they are kept pretty busy dodg ing.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20
CLOVIS TO MAKE BID
FOR SANAT0RIUM TO
BE BUILT BY YE0MEM

ESPECIAL ooRRssPowosncE 70 MORNING JOURNAL,
Clovis \, NJ, Dec. 19.--Clovis will
make a strong bid for the location
here of the sanitorium and home
which the Brotherhood of American
Yeomen plans to establish some
where in this section of the west The
matter was taken up with headquar-
ters of the fraternal organization
some while ago by the chamber of
commerce, which hopes it will be
able TO convince the Yeomen that
Clovis can offer climatic advantages
unsurpassed by any other town or
city in the country. Three principal
points in support of this contention
are being strongly urged--an altitude
of 1900 feet, drinking water practic-
ally 100 per cent pure and a record
of sunshine which is unusual in its
| continuity. SO far as pulmonary all
ments are concerned. this Immediate
section has been able for a good
| many years to point pridefully to its
! record of cures, and it is presumed
| that the Yeomen will have as patients
| in their sanitorium many individuals
! who will be thus affected
! One prominent business man of
! Clovis who has kept pretty close
/ track of building operations here
within recent years made the state
| ment today that, at a conservative
estimate, not less than twenty five
new homes are being erected here
( now or are being contracted for. The
people of Clovis are evincing in this
| decidedly materialistic manner their
retaliation that the great world war is
q thing Of the past and that hence
forth eastern New Mexico will return
to the paths of prosperity which have
been her wont. 1t is undoubtedly
true, also that the coming wheat crop,
which bids fair to be tremendous in
it's proportions, is casting its shadow
before, and that individuals who
have heretofore hesitated at expendi-
lures until they had clearer idea OF
how and when the world conflict
would terminate now feel that they
may proceed to accept as a foregone
conclusion that Clovis and Curry
county are to be blessed with com
Portable bank accounts during the
coming fall months. building CON
tractors and lumber companies are
CORRESPONDENCE happy.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20
LIVESTOCK MARK ETS.
Chicago Livestock

Chicago, Dec. attle-R eceipts
10000. Choice steers steady; other
classes slow to lower; calves slow,
opening 25c lower. Beef cattle, good,
choice and prime. $4,000 1850; com
mon and medium, $9.f5 500;
butcher stock, cows and heifers, SIZE
m14.25; stockers and feeders, good,
choice and fancy, s10.25 % 1900; in
ferior. common and medium, $7.25 ~
1925; veal calves, good and choice.
S14.7561 15.25; western range beef
steers, $1400 so: cows and heif-
ers. $7.50@12.00
Hogs-Receipts $4,000 Market
steady. Packing grades and common
light neglected. Bulk of sales, $17.35
m17.6O: butchers, $17.40m17.65;
light, s1G.65 17.40; packing, $1,000
OHIO; pigs, good to choice, $l3.75 a
1900.
Sheep-Receipts $4,000. Market
opening firm, $14.S5 paid for prime
lambs on shipping account. Lambs
choice and prime. S14.65 a 14.S5; me-
dunn and good. $13.50M14.6I ewes
choice and prime, $9.00@950; me.
dunn and good, $7.75M9.O0.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20
CUT THIS QUIT Is WORTH
MONEY

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this
slip, enclose with sc and mail it to
Foley e. Co.. 2S35 Sheffield Ave-, Chi
cago, ILL.,, writing your name and adj
dress clearly. You will receive in re-
turn a trial package containing Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound, for coughs,
colds and Group; Foley Kidney Pills,
for pain in sides and back; rheuma-
tism, backache, kidney and bladder
ailments; and Foley Cathartic Tab.
lets, a wholesome and thoroughly
cleansing cathartic, for constipation,
biliousness, headache, and sluggish
bowels. Sold everywhere.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20
CHICAGO PRODUCE.

Chicago, Dec. 19.-Butter-Ma Market
unchanged
Eggs-Market higher Receipts 1926
cases. Firsts, ca oslo, ordinary
firsts, 59m61c; at mark. casest in
Guided, 60063c.
Potatoes-Market unchanged. Re-
ceipts 35 cars.
Poultry-Alive, higher Fowls, 2D
a 26c; springs, 24c; turkeys. Sic.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20
CHICAGO BOARD OF TRADE.

Chicago, Dec. 19.-Prospects that a
squeeze might be encountered in fill
ing contracts for nearby deliveries
had a strengthening effect today on
December and January corn. but later
months were inclined to sag. The
close was unsettled, January $1,36 n
to $1.367s and May $1.34M to $1.35
with the market as whole y C off to
l sc, up compared with yesterday
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20
Children to Sing Carols.

East Las Vegas, ~ NJ, Dec. ID
In accordance with a custom now five
years old, children of the Sunday
schools and the choirs will sing Christi
mas carols on the streets on Christ
mas eve. In front of homes where
lighted candles are displayed the
singers will sing carols. They will
receive silver gifts which will so to
the benefit of the Las Vegas hospital.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20
LEGAn NOTICE
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department Of the Interior.
na nfria..al n =

U. S. Land Office at Santa Fe, N. NJ.
December IL, 1918.
Notice is hereby given that Mrs. Rosanio
Apodaca, Of Casa Saia2ar, N. NJ. who. on
January 16, 1914 made Homestead Entry.
No O2O4O4 for sw ia, Section a. Town
ship Is North, Range West, N. " p.
Meridian, has filed notice of intention to
make three-year proof, to establish claim
to the land above described before Linus
l.. Shields, U. s.. commissioner. at Jemez
Springs, N. NJ. on the Goth day Of January.
1913
Claimant names as witnesses: Daniel En-
jallo OF Casa Salazar, n. NJ; Remigio San
chez Of Casa SalaEar, N NJ. Jose T. Cha
vez of Casa Saiazar, n. M; Ventura EN-
jalio Of Casa salazar. n. NJ
FRANCISCO DELGADo.
Register
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20
NEW YORK MONEY.

New York, Dec. 1g.-Mercantile pa
per, unchanged; sterling day bills, un-
changed demand, 4.75S0 cables,
476 9-16 francs, demand 545A
cables 544& guilders, demand AZ q
cables AN lire, unchanged.
Mexican dolIars-Unchanged
Time loans--Easier All dates 81
per cent bid.
Can money-Steady. High, Az per
cent; low per cent; ruling rate y
per cent; closing bid, per cent; Of
fered at Y per cent; last loan, A Y
per cent
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20
FOR SALE

SIS, 000---2-story, double brick, seven
rooms and bath on each side, gar
age; close in; Third ward. A real
bargain.
000--.5-rcom brick, succeed bum
galow, glassed-in porch, hardwood
floors. hpilt-in features, garage.
$2,SJD .-j.joom shingled bungalow,
modern. sleeping porch, fireplace,
afrabc: ourth ward, near car line
81, 000--6-room brick, modern, well
built, hot water heat. large porches,
corner lot; Highlands. close in.
81. 650--4-room shingle bungalow.
modern, sleeping porch, cellar,
good ontbuildings. rru1t trees;
North Elm street.
81, 500--4-room frame, modern. ga
rage. North Eighth street.
a. iFlLEIS CHER
Real Estate, insurance. LOANS
I'll South Fourth Street
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20

Kansas City Dec. 9.-Cattle-Re-
ceipts 1000. Market strong. Steers,
$500 % 20.00 western. $1,000 a 1900:
cows, $1,000 400; heifers. $1,000
1425; stockers. S7.00@1G.00; calves,
$700@13.75.
Hogs Receipts 10000 Market
steady. Heavy, s16.S0@17.S5: light,
pigs, $1250@14,00.
Sheep-Receipts 1000. Market
weak. Lambs, $12.00@1450; year
lings, $10.50@11.75: wethers, $4,000
1925; ewes, sS.OO@9.15.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20
NEW YORK COTTON.

New York. Dec 19.-Cotton futures
closed sttaGS. Jan, $27.96; March,
$26.54; May $25.54; July, $24G7;
Oct. $22.70.
Spot-Steady. Middling, $1,000,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20
LIBERTY ISSUES
REACH NEW LOW
LEVEL ON STREE
Days Transactions Assume
Enormous Proportions and
the Last Issue Reaches New
Low Figure of 9472,
Is vcttrno sc,rsAL SPECIAL r.AssD wasl

ls' VctttSo gctrrhL SPECIAL. wIREl
New York, Dec. I9.-Trading in
securities during the greater part of
today's session was dull to the point
of stagnaton, the stock market itself
being most often overshadowed by
further persistent liquidation of Lib
erty Bonds.
This condition experienced a sudden
transformation in the final hour,
when heavy selling of high grade
shares notably rails swept over the
stock market, effecting extreme re-
versals of two to four points.
Transactions IN Liberty Bonds at
tanned enormous proportions, the
fourth Az S contributing more than
their usual quota at the new low rec
ord of 9472. This represents a de-
probation of about 3h per cent from
their initial quotation on the stock
exchange.
Various theories We're advanced in
explanation of the further break in
the governments latest war flotation,
these bearing mainly on the cash re-
quirements of corporations and insti-
tutions early in the coming year This
theory lacked plausfbilty. however
as call loans We're plentiful at to
AZ per cent.
Among leading stocks United States
Steel made a better showing than
other industrials and equipments, for
feiting only u large fraction. Total
sales of stocks amounted to 100000
shares. ~
Traction bond issues were heavy
with Liberty Bonds, but the interna-
tonal group held steady. Total sales
(par vaIne) aggregated s205o0,000.
old United States bonds unchanged
on call.
Final prices, on Liberty bonds were:
3A's, 9S.l2; first convertible As
9320; second As, $3.50; first convert
BILE Az 8, $500; second convertible
AXIS $3.50; third ANS, 9G.4O; fourth
AIS. 94.97
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20

Denver Dec. Receipts
1900 Market steady to strong. Beef
steers, $1,000 1900; cows and heif-
ers, $6.O0@s75; stockers and feeders
$7.00@12.50; calves, s9.00@11.50.
Hogs 49, Receipts 1900. Market
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20

steady Top, $500; bulk. $4,000
1858
sheep-R Receipts 5000. Market
steady Lambs, $ll.50@ l5,25; ewes,
$G.00mS25.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20
NEW YORK METAL.

New York, Dec. Market
unchanged
Spelter-Weak. East St Louis spot
offered at $50.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20
KANSAS CITY PRODUCE.

Kansas City, Dec. 19.-Butter and
poultry unchanged,
Eggs Market 1c lower. Firsts, soc;
seconds, 47c
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20
Surbulnban Home for Sale

I acres of choice valley land, on
main ditch, all under cultivation, 8
acres of orchard, all young trees just
coming into bearing, good 4 room
house. owner must leave and will
make the price right. See
A. T.. MARTIN co.
Real Estate, Fire Insurance, Loans.
216 w. Gold Ave. Phone 1853
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20
FOR SALE--Lfvestock.
FOR SALE--Houses

FOR SALE--Must he sold on or before
Monday, three 5-room houses on corner
lots four blocks from this office, $4,000.
Joe Valo Realty Co., e03 South Second.
-
FOR SALE ~Six-room modern bungalow on
corner lot, 50x142 feet, House can be rent
ed as two separate apartments; plenty or
room for two additional houses. Inquire
al0 South Ninth.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-20
FOR SALE

Modern five room house in 4th
ward. Hard wood floors, large
lot, east front and close to car
line. a bargain.
THAXTON & co.
Third and Gold