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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-20
NOYENAS
OBRAs DE GRANDES AUTORES

. En,rem"ScS de Cervantes .............Sl.50
Hamlet Y Romeo y Julteta. por Shak-
eSpCaTe NI-9N
Nlrrya. Tor Federico MiSiral ..........$i.O
Fl ::arbero de Scvi!la ' Las BodaS De
Flxaro. por acknowledgements
H. raral>o Icrdido. de Milton ::..;..Si-5o
Ia Soyia De I.mcrIn0Or, por Walter
Fl Eandolero. pOr TirSo de Nolina-....Si.Ip
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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-20
BIBLIOTECE DE \
N0YELAS
e CalyarIo de una NuIer

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FL Lunle lie SUutccr.S'o. con 81 con
uDUacion. Id Nano del ducrto.
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Il fuerIaao De- Rcg.mIcuto ........- T'c.
Il HtO AbIuGUuadO NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. &c
II Nrlico &c las LOCaS, : IOnOs.....st.IV
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Las EulnaS de- palmITa ...--..--...... 1JC-
los Tres NOSQuqeie-0S, r"n II CONT
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Los PrcSidiiarioS del Amor ........-... 1oc
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Los H!i"S del Pueblo. : tomOS.....-.-si-Sv
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EQuO VariS? Novels Historical De 10
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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-20
PRACTICES

Ga IN peso cada uno.)
Manual de AceiieS Y JaDoEes.
Mammal Ge Agricultural
Manual lie Aries ' DficLoS
Manual de Afb3Etleri1
Manual de Carpinteria de Tai;er
Manual de CerraIcria ' ubrsS tie h!erTo
Manual del COheterU ' FolEcrlsia
Manual del Curi!d0r lie PIeies
Manual del COnTIcrO-FdSielcro
Manual del Observation-Disclosures
Manual Ge EltCjrlCidad
Manual de FOtOgralia
Manual del llolalaleTo
Manual de IaTdlGcrla Y HORTICULTURE
Manual del LahOreO de Mtn3S
Manual de LeCheriI
Manual dc McC1nlCa Industrial
MANUEL del PIDiOr
Manual del Telcgr1IISta = T~eleiOniS'a
Manual del ~itClOlcTo
Manual del SlSire
Manual del Fdbrlcaaia de Nelas
Manual dr I~elcrinaria y Equii3clon
Manual del Zapatero
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-05-20
NOyELAS A 80

Arte dc BuScar Marido
Calv4rlp dc Amor.
Il NOvIO PrcSt4dp
Il PuFEatOriO de las Soiteras
Z! paralsO dc Ids nuueteS-
Il Hada de los Mares
FL NiGo de R~uISeHogeS.
Il Collar de ESmeraioaS
E 81 dc las NlldS
Ii Alma Ell IN BnSo.
La lliia de las Flores
La H!el CT los LabioS
La Mia De los IazmlIeS
La vIuda Allegro
La COrte del Amor
La PrtnceSa del Dollar
La Hua De Venus
las EYaS HoGernaS
Las OhreraS del Amor.
Las HljaS del Champagne
Marina d Ia Kua de las 0ls5
NaICi.taS : 4 las NuicrcS
Maltltos c los fiombreS
MaitItoS seal las SueeraS.
Maliiio sea cl Amor
MaltitOs Sean los CelOS
PaSlonarlas de Amor
Porgue sc CaSan los HompTeS
Porqus Sc CaSsIi las MuIeres.
PorQue Pecan las MujerSe
PorQue Murmuran las Vie!sS
Por Seguir 8 una Nuier
SU NaieStst Ell Amor
Viva mi NOVA.
Maria. por Jorge lSaacs
bl Hiio &aldtto
FL Manuscrtto de mi Nsdre.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-09-09
The Call Of the Land.

Ferrors new position looked good
The SIS salary was bit less than he
had before, but the commissions were
more generous
"Bet ri be able to boost It to fiftyr
he cried enthusiastically.
While Edith had her doubts, She
nevertheless agreed heartily. 1t was
good to have John coniidc in her abou,
his business affairs. She would sooner
have cut Off her right arm than dis
courage him.
"Of course YOU will, dear" she
answered gayly, and we'll be able to
save a lot Especially il we go to the
country Oh, Jack, think OF having a
big sunny kitchen with vegetable
garden out back and flowers and fruit
trees and safe, sweet place for the
kiddies to play" !"
Johns face lghtened at her mention
Of the plan. And later, when the Blakes
ran in" with their bundle OF adyerliS-
ing matter about bungalows and build
''R S'1e'' Easy S,"'s dnu WY "o' own
your own nome ho' Uniy Johh race
put het own ana ,he Chubby chi'drsn
Blakes were in one Of those ,paSps OF
bucohS interest tnat sehe PeflodiosIy
upon inc human h''hu' mostly IN carry
spring.
~ blaEe was an i,lu''tA'pn ol when
'he ue'li Is SICK inc dew monk
wou'u oe' nc mao peeh nv'ns 700 700
nlgn OF la'e, MS Po'ke.s neavy WI"
STOCK w'hn'nss' ne uis'ou''eu ,ir Gun
VlnIhg'y OF ihe sih'ple nIS'
uee-lna.s ,.i .ne th'hs nc uieu 10 70
,ne listening re'ioIs, , ,1 LoIN ,u' at .,, .'n'
mouse sny gn,y ,lly H1Wn' pau !iNe n '.,,'' m
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-09-09


NEW YORK: 1T Ia my own discovery,
and II takes just ono night to get such
marvellous results" says Mae Edna
Wilder, the beauty specialist, when her
friends ask her about her wonderful conf
plexion and the improved appearance OF
her hands and arms. You can do the
same thing II you follow my advice" she
says. Il feet II my duty TO tell every
girl and woman what this wonderful pre-
scIlption did for me. Just think OF II.
All this change In n single night never
tire Of telling others Jdst what brought
about such remarkable results. Here "
the identical prescription that removed
every defect from my face, neck. hands
and arms. Until you try Il you can form
no idea Of the marvellous change /; win
make In Just one application, The rre-
scription which you car preparJ your
own home is as follows 90 TO any gro-
Gerry and get ten cents worth of ordinary
oatmeal. and from any drug store bot
tie OF derwlllo. Prepare the oatmeal as
directed In every packafe OF derwillo and
apply night and morning. The first APP
plication will astOniSh you. II makes the
skin appear transparent smooth and vel
vety | especially recommend II for sal.
low skin. freckles. tan. sun spots. coarse
pores, rough skin. .uddines, wrinkles
ani IN fact. every hlcmish the face,
Lands and arms are heir 20. II your neck
OF, Chest is dlseolored from exposure, APP
ply this combination there and the OBJ
Jectlonublo defect will disappear IS II
by magic. II Is absolutely harmless and
will not produce or stimulate a growth OF
hair. No matter how rough and unsalnly
the hands add arms, or what abuses they
have had through hard work and expos
ure 10 sun and wind, this on tmeaI DER
willo combination will work wonderful
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-09-09
TOBACCO HELPS
SOLDIERS FIGHT
"Cheer Up Package' Raises
Spirits Of Boys,

I'VE six men Of the Stokes mortar
pltaoon headquarters company l67 u. s.
infantry while in active service in the
trenches received some OF your most
highly appreciated packages and wish
to congratulate you on your remem-
brance OF us" writes home Corporals
Eugene Blackenship and Joseph I.
Becker and Gunners Francis N. Wit
sey. George NJ. Deal Claude NJ. Csld-
well and Walker M. Dunson, ali OF tt,e
10Th U. s. infantry, Forty-second d.
vision, A. F., +.
"We had some exciting experiences
since in the trenches that proves that
training is necessary and for the boys
hack in the states TO exert every effort
to gain all knowledge OF trench war
iare that is obtsinable. Our platoon
commander, First Lieut., John N. Bry-
an. with over twenty years. previous
service in the regular army. recon-
mendS the cheer up package as a
good spitit arousing 10 his boys.
I'VE wish to see this published "a
show the contributors that their con-
tributions have been appreciated by ns
and we assure you that the other boys
appreciate il the same. Wishing the
Tobacco Fund succos and looking
forward for that victorious day TO come
when we can return TO ow home in
the good old y. s. A."
The Oklahoma City Times is the au-
thorized agent for "Our Boys in France
Tobacco Fund" in Oklahoma. Contrib
utors may send money to the fund IL
care OF the Times or may contribut,
through retailers in their towns wht
are authorized by the Times to re.
ceive subscriptions The Times Is dis
,ributng to retailers subscription
sheets and collection boxes for the fund
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-09-09
,FH1lESTgRlUsGG!GiLI4F q ! G

dingy and he hardly touches his puppy
biscuit"
"Oh, mother-and we can have a dog
too? A regular dog mean, not like
Dido, but one you can really play with
mother And cat and lots of kittens p
chimed in daughter Virginia.
An I'm goner have a--now tent an
"a lnd'n camp, muvver, and a railroad
track vii cars on it-an'--an' Oooh lots
er fingsl Aint !, muv" Small Jack
piped up his program, warming his
mothers interest as no real estate cir
cular with its most alluring lures could
ever do.
"fIow far outs Areadia1" asked John
Ferrol OF Blake.
Just thrty-one miles, son. Commu-
tation only six-ninety-five month
and train service the best ever" Blake
reeled off his information glibly. Twen-
ty-seven trains day and we can al
ways make the ] III Saturdays. Give us
plenty OF time to pick some fodder at
the market. Gee, we'll save living that
way! II We move before the first of the
month We can get our gardens started
and not buy vegetables the whole Sea-
SON Giminy-crickets-wont il be
great having your own fresh garden
truck Come on, let's, all go out Sun
day There's a corkinR stucco house
for us near the lake. and il you don't
feel like shellng out fifty a msnth
there's a peach OF bungalow for you
little further out, only SO Wen,
what's the verdict"
Everybody looked at everybody. The
spell OF Arcadia was upon them. The
siren call OF the country smote their
ears The Ferrol children burst into
speech: "Ooooooh, let's go, let's go,
let's go" they yipped In chorus.
"All right-let's 60" said the Ferrols
looking into each others faces.
ITO be eontinued)
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-09-09
Beauty Specialist Tells Women
and High Scheol Girls Ho'
TeMake Wonderful Complexion Yreai.eRa n Esnd
By ClAl1 S.,ur

transformation In ~ hours at tho nd
Thousands who have used II report
same results 1 have had."
Miss O. G. says: my complexion
poor and my skin rough. My neck, chi
hands and arms we're dark from
posure Tho very first application Of
wonderful Derwlllo oatmeal combina(
convinced me that my poor compiled
and skin blemlshes would soon be 3 "
OF the past. In few weeks all ~
unsightly defects had entirely di}
peared and shell always use II 90 \
my complexion at ita best all the m
have recommended II to my girl frte|
and they are just as enthusiastic tve|
as am. We all use n before Eoind
the thester. dances or parties and
wonderful what difference II ms|
In our appearance"
willo have worked miracles with my q
pie1ion. I had many despised vrIn(
and n sallow rough skin. Ny hsnds
arms were covered with freckles. Al
eight weeks use of Mae Edna Wild
wonderful complexion prescription IN
Objectionable defects have entirely u
lshed. I look ten years younger and
wise every sirl and woman 20 try II
I feel confident amer one or two J. ppl(
tlons they will use II continually and
Just aA fhyorabiy impressed with II
am. ] recommend II 10 all my friends,
xoTE-To got the best effect bs sur|
follow the co npIots directions contained
every package q derwillo. You have
10 get derwlilo and oatmeal. You need NJ
ing -lss and " 10 90 simple that snyspe
use u, and 70 inaTpsnslye that any gir
woman can AFFORD II The fnanufactu
and druggists Guavantse that there VIII
a noticeable Improvement after the
application or they Will refund the me
II 10 sold ~ this city under = money ri
gusrantse by all druggists, Including VI
fsii. Reach a voarsy. and Crosby Drug =
psutss ~
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-09-09
Two Scatter Ship
Breaks Record
For Altitude

CHICAGO, Sept "A height OF
1850 feet, claimed today 10 be a
worlds record for altitude by two
scatter airplane, was reached by Lieut..
M. b. kelleher, who flew from the
United States war exposition grounds
m Giant park yesterday with pas
oenger. Lieutenant Kelleher and his
passenger, State Senator Al Clark,
used a new oxygen apparatus They
we're IN rsrified air forty,fiye minutes,
however. and were compelled to de-
srend when their oxygen began to give
out.
When attempting TO land. Lieutenant
Kellehey crashed into . fence and both
he and his passenger we're stunned but
not seriously injured.
II is said the highest previous rseosd oi,,
for plane wish Apswenssr y A~
,teet. fll l. IN
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-09-09
HUN PRESS SLAMS
MILITARY POLICY
Deception of People Is Boom
erang, Says Cologne Gazette,
By GeoTqe Renwick


| Copyright. 1915 by the New York TlmsH
ihe Chicago Tribune and the OklAhqna
city TlmeH)
AMSTERDAM, Sept o-The Cologne
Gazette says that the entente offensive
has been successful in one direction
ut momentarily buckfed our home front,
in that 1t bent the psychic power OF
resistance Of the German people"
That came about because the Ger
mans were wholly unprepared for the
sudden change in the fortunes Of war
For that the paper blames the way in
which the military changes are reported
The manner in which the powerful
German offensive was described by the
Wolff bureau" 1t complains, reused
the impression that the enemy oould
not recover again from our blows that
the hostile reserves were exhausted,
and that il only required a last effort
to give the enemy the coup de grace.
Thus the successful oiicnsiycs OF the
French and ot the English came upon
Our people as n surprise"
But, II is also pointed out, the same
policy OF deception was followed with
regard TO economic matters, as, for
instance, in connection with the pro-
vision OF food supplies by Rumana and
Ukrainia. Little wonder, IL adds, that
deception and mistrust have been pro-
duccd and service rendered TO the enemy.
This false policy also has been pur-
sued Il goes on, with reference to the
general conditions in the enemy coun-
tries, regarding which il says:
ut may comfort many OF us to know
that the enemy fares as badly as We
do. We, must, however, renounce this
pleasure Despite all the successes OF
our U-boats, IT is probable that we
shall not succeed at an early period, in
reducing our enemies imports 50 that
food and other necessarieS OF lie vii
become as scarce with them as they
are with us"
German military and political writers
have htapcd much iulsome praise upor
Hindenburg and Ludendorif, for tell
ing the truth" about the retreat from
Ol Iilt MdIUNs bUl lllA AdVululitsn la0
not been persevered in. The German
people were told little or nothing oi
the great German defeat on Sedan day
According to the official communique
it was quiet day" and the war cor
respondents celebrated the day by turn.
ing their attention to the work OF deny.
ing the accuracy OF the entente cont
muniques. As the German lines cap
mred' by British forces on the ami
yersary Of Sedan had been evacuated
days before the German people wer,
told, no prisoners could therefore, hay,
been taken by the enemy
The German lines were withdrawn |
little. it was admitted but everywher'
the British and further south, tn
French. failed TO achieve any success
All this was due to what semi-oiii
cial communique terms the extremely
brilliant" generalship Of HindenburI
and Ludendorii
The military situation, indeed, is suel
that German critics and correspondent
can indulge only in dull confused, an,
absurd echoes Of semi-oiiicial mis-
Statements. Meanwhile popular opinion
is extremely depressed in Germany Tn
Berlin BourSe is practically stagnant.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-09-09
the JOY OF
MOTHERHOOD
Came to this Woman after
Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound to
Restore Her Health

Elensburg, Wssh.-"After | was
married was not well for n long time
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-09-09

l improved IN neaith % could do my
housework; We now nave q little one. all
Of winch ! owe 70 Lydis " pinkhsms 9
Vegetable Compound - Mrs o. s.
yoHNsoa, X Ne q E,lsnsbury, Wash.
There are woOsn everywhere who
long for children 10 their homes yet are
6snIsd I'M AsppCasss on account Of
ssns fusclseasl disorder whicA m mos,
easss voold readily yield To Lydia L.
Plnkhsn's Vegetable Compound
toch wvnen shculd not give ap hops
useD thsy hsss givse this wo1derful
uhs1lc,ns : trisL end fos spscial sdvice
WVlSs Ly6s q finkhsm hsdicips Co,
Agnn. nasA IT. Ssuit Of " yesrs
.s1psrispcs b st your service
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-09-09

and Rood deal OF
the time was not
able TO 90 about
Our greatest desire
was 10 hwe . child
IN our home and one
day my husband
came back ftom
towb with . bottle
Of Lydia L. Pink
ham = Vegetable
Go m pound and
wanted me TO try IT,
II brought relief
Hrxntn mn fr.ushias
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-09-09
Well, Welt

We knew tina, lot OF blondes read
this column elsewhere, but We have Just
discovered that A. Brunette is a reader
in Hammond. Ontario.-Luke McI.uke.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-09-03

tuesday, September 8, 1918.

When the Clement sympa;hizers
designate as q "ao9' the stand taken
by Howe and Daring on the nation
wide prohibition measure, they are
doing so simply to capture votes Of
the unthinking They know there
has been no flop They know that
neither Of these candidates has
changed HIS tleas on Che question Of
nationwide prohibition They cannot
say when nor where either Of them
ever declared against prohibition If
it were 10 be maintained throughout
the country, Absolute prohibition
throughout the United states would
be a totally different state Of affairs
for Vermont from what # would be
with prohibition fer Dhis state and
with New York state having wide
open saloons all along the Vermont
border One can consistently favor
local option for Vermont If New York
has the wide.open saloon, and at the
same time favor nationwide prohibi-
ton There are many that stand
sQuarcly upon both those planks; ioT
they arc two entirely distinct issues.
Wessefso "a yiif4ss INST that is the
position taken by either of the atoTo
said candidates, because we do n0t
know whether or not that is the case
We merely say chat if one fayora
both those measures, he has made no
flop The next governor OF Vernon.
is going 20 have bat little to do Will
the Sheppard amendment anyway: SO
an ihis hullabaloo over the position
Of the gnbernalorial candidates on
that point amounts to nothing except
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-09-03
Emptying Soy Bean Picker and
Screening the Beans.

with 200 pounds of cottonseed meal
per acre 90 insure a crop while the
Notwithstanding bacteria are develop
ing in the soil
Some nodule-forming bacteria are
usually carried with seed that is not
artiGcally inoculated, owing to the
fact that In the process OF harvesting
and ihrashing the seed becomes more
or less coated with soil dust, and farm
ers say that whore soy beans are
planted without either inocuating or
fcrlillzing with cottonsccd meal the
yields increase from year 10 year, I'M
til three crops of beans have been
grown on the land This is evidently
due both to the Improvement in the
incubation and 10 the increase in fer
tility of the soil, but largely 10 the In
oculatlon. The bacteria carried with
the seed or the limited number already
in the soil multiply from year TO year
until the supply is sufficient.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-09-03
So Ras 81 "a : sklllat.

Where we are living al present we
have no gas range, only a two-burner
plate, and the coal range is so large
that it requires a great deal of fuel
10 heat the oven sufficiently TO bake
even few mullins or biscuits, so that
have tried to find satisfactory sub
sttute that could be cooked IN a skill
let BY using the skillet dry and
sprinkling It lightlv with -four / bake
very enjoyable hi nit, cake or sc0ne.
For these I use simply a biscuit bat
ter made triie sitter, patted or
rolled to aAOut a quarter-uch thick
ness. One must bo SIRE to have The
fire or gas low enough not to burn the
outside Of the scone before the inside
has time TO cook sufficiently. If gaa
is used. more even distribution of the
heat may be obtained by using a heat.
ed lid from the stove under the skillet ;
or heavy piece of tin or sheet iron
wiz serve the purpOse.-Woman's
Home Companion.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-09-03
INCUBATION PLANS
FOR SOY BEAN CROP
Why 1t Is Sometimes Advisable
and How II Increases Yield.
One Way Is to Transfer Soil TO New
Field From Field Where Beans Have
Been Successfully Grown
Other Methods.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment OF Agricultural
In most of the cotton belt nOdule-
forming bacteria for soy beans, which
make the free nitrogen of the air
available are already in the soil, but
usually in limited quantities, and for
the sake of safety incubation fire.
quently Is advisable. This inocula-
ton can he made in several ways.
one is by transferring soil to the new
field from q field where soy beans have
been successfully grown and nodules
have formed ON The roots Of the plants,
Care should be taken TO keep the in
ocplating soil ont If the sunlight from
the time il Is taken out Of the old
field Until n +; worked into the new.
4 cloudy day or ZINE early in the
morning or late In the evening should
be chosen for making the transfer.
Two hundred pounds or more Of soil
should be used per acre and should be
narrowed into the soil Immediately
dAtNA quite Allrs 4AAt'ilff iti'Aii't -
TO inoculate the seed with artificial
cultures. In some states these cul-
lures can be obtained from state agen-
cies at nominal cost. Directions
for using the cultures accompany each
package. Still another way Is TO moist
en- the seed with n thin solution of
m0iaSses and water and then thor.
oughly mix fine dry dirt from an old
SOY bean field with the seed. After
the seed is dry it can be planted in
the usual way.
Niirogen-bearing fertilizers have tho
same effect on the growth Of the soy
bean as do the notwithstanding bac
teria, and often when planting then
for the first time farmers fertllizC
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-09-03
Why He Didn't Volunteer.

The army recruiting officer was sit
ting in the Office when a Gnelool;iug
young fellow stopped TO look ut the
war trophies through the plate-glass
window. The scraeant hustled outside
and asked the man 90 volunteer.
'Tu not volunteer" he replied, 81
don't mind iightiag, hut no volunteers
Ing for ne"
"Why notg asked the sergeant.
"Aren't the king and the kaiser
couslns?" asked tie prospect
"Ics," admitted me recruiting agent.
even, volun eared last night In
a family sQuabAle. and that's now J
got this scratch ou my chin. Phone
me q request il YOU want me. III
comc-hut no mere voluntecring."-
Chicago Herald.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-09-03

A great many people play the fool
naturally They come into the world
endowed by nature and favored by OPP
portunity TO create something of stir.
But the first thing you know they have
gone off on some insignificant tangent
that tells palmer than words that they
are playing the fool And in some
cases il is really an art to keep from
it. Temperament, association aud the
occasion have much to do with con-
duct. There's many a G'llow With the
blood of heroes in his veins who be-
comes q most distinguished fool
PENNSYLVANIA Grit