Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-03


Bagdad, but the ambitious wife
stood in your way. 1t was then
that l sowed the seed in your
heart that blos.somed into the
assassination of the duke and his
wife, and all hell smiled when it
saw how cleverly you saddled the
crime in the Servia; I saw you
set sails for the fjords Of Nor
way and l knew you would
prove an alibi. How cleverly
done, SO much like your noble
grandfather who also secured
an assassin to remove old King
Frederick Of Denmark, and lat
er robbed that country of two
provinces that gave Germany an
opportunity to become a naval
power. Murder is dirty work,
but it takes a Hohenzollern to
make a way and get by.
Some Master Strokes
"Your opportunity was at
hand, you set the world on fire
and bells of hell We're ringing !;
your rape on Belgium caused
much joy; it was the beginning.
the foundation of a perfect hell
on earth; the destruction of no.
Bile cathedrals and other infinite
works of art was hailed with JOY
in the internal regions. You made
war on friends and foes alike,
and the murder of civilians show
ed my teachings had borne fruit.
Your treachery toward neutral
nations hastened a universal up
heaval, the thing I most desired
Your under-sea warfare is a
master stroke. From the small
est macleral pot to the great
Lusitania you show no favorites j;
as war lord you stand supreme
for you have no mercy; you have
no consideration for the baby
clinging to its mothers breasts
as they both go down into the
deep together. only to be torn
apart and leisurely devoured by
sharks down among the corals.
you've Done Good Work"
81 have strolled over the
battlefields of Belgium and
France. I have seen your hand
of destruction everywhere; it's al
yotr work superfiend that |
made you. ] have seen the
fields Of Poland; now a wilder
ness fit for prowling beasts only {;
no merry children in Poland now
they all succumbed to frost and
starvation-I drifted down into
Calicia where formerly Jews
and Gentiles lived happily to-
gether; | found but ruins and
ashes. / felt curious pride in
my pupil for it was all above
my expectations. l was in Bel
GUM when you drove the peace
full population before you like
cattle into slavery; you separat-
ed man and wife and forced
them to hard labor in trenches.
[ have seen the most fiendish
rape committed on young women
and those who were forced into
maternity We're cursing the faith
er of their offspring and I began
t. doubt if my own inferno was
really up to date.
Hailed as Wonder
"You have taken millions Of
dollars from innocent victims
and called it indemnity; you have
lived fat on the land you usurp-
ed and sent the real owners
away to starvation. You have
strayed away from all legalized
war methods and introduced a
code of your own. You have
killed and robbed the people of
friendly nations and destroyed
their property. You are a liar. a
hypocrite and buffer of the
highest magnitude. You are a
part of mine and yet you pose
as personal friend of God. All,
Wilhelm, you are a wonder. You
wantonly destroy all things in
your path and leave nothing for
coming generations.
II was amazed when I saw
you form a partnership with the
impossible Turk, the chronic
killer of Christians, and yet a
devout worshiper in the church.
/ confess, Wilhelm, you are a
puzzle at times. A Mohammedan
army, commanded by German of
ficers, assisting one another in
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