Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-31

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Somewhere in NcW York. Dear
Folks --Nhrn old Camouf or
France invented camo Ifiago. he did
great thing for lu. NJ people In
New York who give "diuucr par
ties
My wife LuellR, aud ! we're in
Vited the other night to one ot them
"A camoutlagc dinner party
We had entertained Mr. and Mrs
Perkins AZ dinner down town. where
II costs real money'to entertain peo-
pie at dinner. and nH urtlly We sup
posed they Coull Cnmc back at us.
FINALLY, after Ealung several
months they dld come back AZ us.
Mr. and Mrs Perkins are thrifty
souls They know how tp give din
ner parties, they had lived In Sew
York much longer than r,uclla and
have, ana they know q GOOD many
things we don't know
For instance when they give 4
dinner party they don't invite lot
, Of people to restaurant where they
have a cabaret that thing which
took thu rest" ont Of restaurant
ana nut the din In dinner No,
indeed They don't take their
quests TO any such vulgar place as
that. 1t isn't the thing to DO when
one ~ giving dinner phrty-in
New fork. The thing to do Is "a
have the dinner at home
"ph. shucks." said Imella. after
she had hung up the receive, They
are going to have II In their apart,
mont Hoover won't have IL word
of complaint 10 make against that
meal. now take ~ from mo
You may be doing them an in
Justice ! said Invitations are not
always as bad ,as they sound
Listen abe said "First We vii
have up-ron~omme. hut SOUP
with plenty of good heavy things In
It. Then wc viii he urged t. have
more SOUP aud then SIN more soup
Then We viii have spaghetti mile,
and miles ~ H. and Mr Perkins vii
say that nobody I'm the world no
even tho Italians themselves. car
cook spaghetti like his wife cook,
it That's tho regular Nuw Yorl
formula Then after We have cater
enough spaghetti 20 h,o am the cor
sets In New York and Paris. the,
will trot out chicken outlets II,
you know what chicken Outlets are %
What Makes Life Interesting.
have eaten them. buf / don
know what thoy are" replied
That's what makes them interest
ing 10 me Mysterious food that
the thing for nae
Nobody else knows exactly wha
they are, except tho cook It's lk,
this They 20 20 tho meat markc
and they pick out some scrawn,
lonesome looking chicken that lef
home 10 see the great outside worl,
very late In lifc. n viii loo some ol,
rooster who fought In the covklnl
mains on the lower East Side II
1885 and has never been north o
Fourteenth street After the hea,
and claws have been removed. tn
bird will weigh about one pounr
and half.
Then" continued fuclla, the
run /, thru a meat chopper an,
while they are doing sn add cnougl
leftover veal chops and hreaI
orustS to make that pound and
half chicken serve - people
you're a pesslmist," ( said.
''Sure." she replied - am cooL
Cooks are always pcsammts'
well. II you feel that way abou
II we will stay At home
Not on your lifc." said l.ucllr
81 wouldn't mics It Tor 4 peck n
new laid eggs just want 10 sho,
you | am right"
THE perknses are not that kin
of folks" ! said They're right peo
pie"
They're all right" she said. "hu
they're New Workers and the
know there is war on Has any
body bought you lunch dow
town since tho beginning n 1917?
Not that I can recall
well, there you are People ar
saving a lot Of money When No
30 to this dinner party YOU will I'm
out how they are doing IT,
! offered to bet Luella anythin
she liked that she was wrong ahou
the Perkinses She elected to selet