Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-08-14

Big Chief Bailey. he OF tho easy going
genial disposition, the personlhcaton Of
good nature and one whose gentleman
~ mien has always reminded us of the
days whom knlghthcod was in Flower is
still supplying our morning exercises with
that gentleness that will surely have its
effect upon he entire detachment. But
one can wei laugh upon seeing the IN
domintable Hefand doing the double time
exercise IL is too bad that that energy
shown by our lndetatIgable co-worker
could not be used to better advantage.
We feel confident that if he only moved,
could spend his early mornings home any
The faultless four, consisting Of Bailey,
Williams, Rupprecht and Wagner received
q formal Introduction to the wonderful
Company one day last week After
spending an evening of enjoyment at the
Soldiers Club the wel-known quartette.
at the hour Of ten thirty sauntered visit
fuliy cut in search Of d car After
half hours search the innocent and UNI
suspectlQg car was seen In the distance |
DeFelopippg o .cirelng movement the four
young buds plucked from the Flower
Of the Nation, made q cautious flank at
tack but were Tepulsed with heavy losses (
by The conductor who informed them that
me car was going IN the other direction /
But perseverance and a little goose
grease, as grandmother use to say al
ways dld meet its Just reward and the
four boys succeeded i'm landing d car
However the crowd managed 10 get in
quite. latc THUS making another black
mark against the trolley COMPANY We
ih,nk three hours to set to Camp from
augusta is quite a ak on the patience
OF 'he eratF lille Medical Supply Some
service say we.
But speaking Of speed. Grim, the Glen
dale Gladiator has been making a name
I9I hin.Set these troublesome times |
pon aakins the young champion how
ne hEed motoTcyclng he informed us |
that he was simply carried away with H. I
"n]ch only goes TO prove that even puns
are bound to spring up in our column no
matter no" hard we try to prevent it.
And so it goes from bad to worse We
nope al our friends had the opportunity
Of witnessing Boss Raider and his
gang "a mere detatD doing a little drill
we nave q haukerlug that Raider walled !
70 ger his little pink envelope that Gav
Or else he would nave Bossed his msn In
p lttie more iady'ike manner Tough
no" authority spells as
In justice TO our many correspondents
VINO are taking an interest In the growth
81 this column il behooves us to give
them q chance Of showing their abilities
n me literary line That tantalzng
htt'e ticker on the upper lip Of Vogel has
been causing quite a lot Of discussion AT
our sewing circles, and using the words
Of our gay reporter, it looks Iige ouiIls
1.A q A'bA IAAl'ltls rs DdCK4 KIND OF tough
the porcupine We admit
Here's to our lIustrious partner in
crime, Ashkeusas, tne spendthrift of the
4ealcal supply. He spends more than
Diamond Jim Brady these days-Oh BY
the way We forgot to mention that Dia-
mo4d jim Brady is dead. We trust this
niue paragraph VIII prevent Askenas
from delving in riotious living
SAD news has come 10 our attention
"a FrFa e.
duty to lay before our readers Brilliant
N oraer 10 reach up to the reputation
tnat his name has made famous, has
started the vile habit Of using hs Fr t0ntr
Oh, horrors Our modesty compels us 10
hide our face in shame And he is such
q pure lad too. But why. may we ask
YIN w. az, 81 humility Is 1s cause Of this?
We never knew IL you'd come 10 anything
IKE this. on the anguish Of broken
neart that many young girl has felt
mine fascinator.
Even our pa5s,aoaious friend Saint"
Eickerson has fallen for the wiles Of the
ialr sex All he seems to think Of is a
Iar child in Brooklyn Well We cant /
blaze him one bit. The writer himself
influence Of the feminine gender from
Brooklyn We are ali with you Nick say |
Privates drst class Vogel and Schwartz /
were seen hobaobbing with non CONS and /
sitting al the table allotted to the former I
n the mess hall What Is IN the wind (
feiloWs2 Are you holding something +
back There is no hurry boys. II the /
war lasts long enough we all will get 1
there. Sunny thing this world When .
We are privates we want to be non CONS {
and when we become the latter g are I
not SATISFIED II is case Of now that /
you have it. what are you going 10 do .
with IT,
OF all the disturbance creators that 4
this world has ever known is Flneberg's /
Ukalalee, 50 thinks father Stern anyway.
The gentle little lad from Pittsburs sure
can make that instrument tax. But ID /
supplies such terrible language Just SO
Fineberg doesn't start taking drum les /
sons ! guess Barracks 30 hasn't any
cause for complaint.
Conner and Ashton. the Handwriting
duet are stil on the job This little
pastime was first started by Ashton but