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Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
What IS Going On Tonight

Moving Pictures at the Breed Thea na tra
 Moving Pictures ct the Audttorium Theatre.
 Frsndh Army Band Concert at Davis Theatre.
 shetneket Lodge. No. 27. | O. O. F., meets In Odd Fellows Hall.
 Norwich Nest, No. 1896, O. O. O. meets in Owls Hall
 Wauregan Lodge, No. $, K. of F., meets h Pythian Hall.
 Rose of New England Lodge. No 256f. meets at SO West Main Street
 Slater Lodge, No. 509, N E. O. F. meets h Bill Block.
 Iou3c Camp, No. 1894. N. W. A. meets ID Eagles' Hall
 Norwich Central Labor Union meets in Carpenters HLu
 St James Lodge, No. 33 F. and A N meets in Masonic Temple
 Thames Lodge. No. 326. \. F. O. F., meets in Foresters' Hall
 St hsry's T. A. and B. Society meets ia T. A B. Building.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
NOTICE

All persons liable to pay taxes in the City of Norwich are hereby noti- fled that have warrant to levy and quarter Q5A) mills on the dollar on the City List of 1918. made from the Town List of 1917. payable Oct 10, 1918, and notice is hereby given that assessments to cover the cost of oiling or spriRkling streets in the year 1917 are included in the rate bill and are payable at the time of the collection of said tax: and for the purpose of collecting said tax and said assess ments 1 will be at the Collectors Off, ice daily from g a. m. to 12.50 p. m.. and from 2 to D. m., until Nov. Il, 1918 except the following days:
 Tuesday, Oct. 15 I will be at the store of Edward McNamara, 159 Sa- chem St., Falls from 12 m. to 1 p. m.
 Wednesday, Oct 16, will be at the drug store of John A Morgan, Greene vile, from Il a. m. to 2 p. m.
 Thursday, Oct. IT. I will be at the drug store of George M Rathbone, West Side. from II a. m. to 1 p. m.
 Friday, Oct 1S I will be at the store of John G. Potter & Sons, East Side, from II a. m. to 1 D. m.
 Legal fees and additions will be made to those who neglect this notice. THOMAS A. ROBINSON, Collector.
 Norwich, Conn. Sept. r, 1918
 sep17Tu
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
GREAT DEMAND FOR
 FRENCH BAND TICKETS

Full heirht and depth and bread dth and thickness Of the German propa- randa in this country will probably never be entirely understood by us. Ne are too happy co- -luccky 10 be able to conceive Of the workings of the German mind.
 We have thouEhtlessly permitted the immigrant liberties until he inso- lenty threatens to overcome us-to make us hewers of wood end drawers Of water for him. Permitted to enjoy his own language. we have allowed him, with the aid Of political oppor- runists, Co get such a grip on things that we find difficulty in making our own tongue the language of the coun try.
 Aside from injecting praise Of the Hur in textbooks and 'fnsisting' on the language in the schools, another form Of propa uda was German rnu- Etc With the German newspaper and German in tho schools, let German music be ta5oo-at least for the period Of the war.
 Welcome. French Army Band. he roes all' Straight from the front. honored guests of the United States here on invitation from the war de- parunent to stimulate war activities and incidentally 10 introduce military French music. which has served its pl-poHc 20 splendidlv these past few t-1Eic years, in leading men on to deeds of valor.
 With the exception O. the upper bal eony nearly every seat in the Davis theatre- together with the boxes. has been sold for the French Army Band concert tonight. General admission tickets will acTnit bearer to the upper balcony and a limited number to standing room only. These tickets ore now on sale at the box office and this is the last chance for anyone de- string tickets to avail themselves of The privilege Of hearing this noted French band.
 Arrangements for r. NJ c. A. lunch con are completed and invitations have been extended to Mayor J. I. DesmoDd. James z. Macpherson. vice president of the r. M. c. A.. who will represent President James l.. Case. who is Uuavoidahly absent from the rity. Secretary Edwin Hill Of the Y. h. c. A.. Jacob Munz and Robert Bois-
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
NOTICE

The Registrars of Voters of the Town of Bozrah will meet in the Town Hall in the said Town on Thursday. Sept. 19 1918. from o'clock a. m. till o'clock D. m., to receive applications for or in behalf of those persons to be placed on the list ITO Be Made" electors in the said Town of Bczrah before the Annual Town Meeting to be held Oct 7th, 1918.
 Dated at Bozrah, this 14th day of September. 1918.
 MICHAEL F, SWEENEY,
 Q. C. GARDNER,
 sep1Id Registrars of Voters.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
NOTICE

The delegates to the Twentieth Sen atorial District Democratic Convention are hereby notified to meet at the Town Hall in the City of Norwich, on the 2lst day of September, 1918, at II o'clock in the forenoon to nominate 2 candidate for Senator for said District and to do any other business neces- sary to be done at said meeting.
 JOHN c. GEARY, Member of the Democratic State Com
 mittee for the Twentieth Senato-
 rial District. sep17d
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
NOTICE

FOR SALE: By order of the Honor able Court of Probate for the District of Norwich. I will sell the interest of sarah J. Bentley. late of Norwich. in sald District, deceased, in the real es- tate situated on the southerly side of Main street, in the Town of Norwich which was formerly a part of the Town of Preston, and being fully described Court. For more particular dascriD. ton, see said applica ton.
 JOHN E. HAWKINS.
 Sepltd Administrator
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17

son, to take luncheon with the mem bers of the band and extend them such hospitalities as the occasion de- mands. The Women's Auxiliary of the '. NJ. C. A. will have charge of serv- ing the luncheon and the following have been appointed a committee for the purpose: Mrs. Clarence D. Sevin, chairman, Mrs. w. L. Stearns, Mrs. Arthur F. Wyman. Mrs. Howard L.. Stanton. Miss Mary A. Porteous, Mrs. William H. Fitch, Miss Ethel Morgan.
 Much credit is due the ladies who have so generously given of their time for the sale of tickets and the success already met with is due largely to their efforts
 The open air concert will start promptly at 5.30 D. m. in front of the City Hall and it is hoped that every man, woman and child whether they hold tickets for the concert in Davis theatre or not, will come 10 UnioH Square and enjoy the free open air concert.
 All tickets must be exchanged by noon today. After that any tickets un- sold will be at the box office.
 Saybrook Point.-Morgan G. Bulke- ley and family closed their cottage Saturday at Fenwick for the season and returned to Hartford
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
MY GARDEN.

There is a garden of my heart
 Where bloom the flowers of song; At eventide. the world apart
 I walk my buds among; Within the deepening dark of night: Flames forth the roses red love-hght. The lily, on her slender stem.
 Bends in the gentle breeze Caressed by wait of trailing hem
 My vision never sees, The flmv fringe of robe of day Gliding into the far away. When all my little urns of gold
 Are brimmed with wells of sleep. And shadowed bowls of verdure hold The draught the moonrays steep. I lie where mods, by murmuring
 streams, sf My poppy from the Isle of Dreams. Samuel Abbott. in the Boston Tran
 script
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
THE KALEIDOSCOPE

For the systematic h-Asewife desk has been built just like that Of her husband at the office, equipped with filing and other conveniences. Its di- mentions are smaller, however.
 Japan has a glycerine manufactur- ing plant which has a capacity of about 900 tons month, and it is promised that in the course of few years the present importation of this commodity will cease.
 July imports were S241, GOO, ,o0o, where as in June they reached a total of S260,00O,0O0. For the first seven months of the year the imports were valued at $1.7S7 100000, as against $1, 779, 900 for similar period in 1917.
 Exports increased from s45S, 100000 in June to $50S, 100000 in July. For the seven months ended with July the foreign sales totaled $S4S3, ,000,00o, as compared with $3,661, 100000 for tAe corresponding period of the previous year.
 Until after the war no evening clothes will be worn by the men and women at the Spokane, (Wash) Coun- try club Decision to bar formal dress was made recently by the entertain ment committee, and it is declared to be in keeping with other war econo- mics.
 The Puerto Cortes consulate has been advised by persons resident in this district that they have discovered and denounced rich deposit of man ganese within two miles of the Hon duras National railroad. They claim that this ore is mixed with graphite and copper.
 "HelPs Half Acre" is a nickname applied to a tract of lowland in Yel- lowstone Park, on which there are about forty hot sulphur springs which are seething and bubbEng all the time, while the surrounding air is fill ed with fumes of sulphur and even the ground is burning hot.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
REPUBLICAN CAUCUS

The Republican Electors of the Town Of Voluntown are requested to meet in caucus on Thursday, Sept. 18th, 1918, at o'clock D. m, in Union Han, to nominate candidates for Town Officers, and make all necessary ar rangemerts for the Annual Town Meeting.
 Republican Town Committee.
 JOHN N LEWIS. Chairman.
 Volurtown, Conn, Sept 14th, 1918.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
WANTED
 TWO FTREMEN THE (. M. ROBERTSON co. Montville, Conn.
LEGAL NOTICES
TREASURY DEPARTMENT,

TREASURY DEPARTMENT, United States Public Health Service. Office of Medical Officer in charge:
 CITY HALL,
 New London. Ct, Sept. 13, 1918. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: CD Epidemic influenza or la grippe is hereby declared reportable com municable disease in New London County (New London Civil Sanitary District), until further notice. CD Ali cases or suspected cases of this disease shall be reported in ac- cordance with Regulation of the Sanitary Code, State of Connecticut, and shall be controlled in accordance with Section c, Regulation 2o of said code.
 (S) No definite restrictions need be placed on contacts, but indiscriminate visiting of patients should be discour- aged.
 H. c. CODY,
 P. A. Surgeon in Charge. Deputy State Commissioner of Health.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
FOR SALE
Two 10-horse power Horizon tai Engines For Sale Will be sold cheap if taken at once. NORWICH STEAM LAUNDRY,
 193 Franklin Street
E. CARPENTER .... Auctioneer
 AUCTION

As I have 70 head of cattle now on hand. and am overstocked, I will sell 42 head of cattle at public auction for the highest dollar, at North Stonington Fair Ground,
 WEDNESDAY, SEPT. IS. 1918,
 Being the Middle Day of the Fair,
 at 1 o'clock p. m, the following stock: } grade Guernseys (will freshen soon), year old Ayr shire (fresh late this falD, 1 large 5 year old Holstein (will freshen soon, better than 20 quarts a day), 1 large Holstein (dry, pasture bred), coming year old heifers (mostly Holstein will freshen around Jan. D, thor oughbred Jersey heifer Coming 2 years. will freshen soon), year old months old Holstein bulls, grade Hol- stein bull (20 months old), l pair twin grade Ayrshire yearlirg steers, 1 pair black, white-faced yearling steers, pair Holstein yearling steers (these steers are all closely matchedl, 12 head of young stock between 1 year and 1A years old, 6 spring Holstein calves These calves were sired by Koningin Pretreje de Col, registered Hoistein bull.
 The most of my cattle are Holstein and are sired by this bull, one of the best blooded in this state. These cat tie are also orderly and are warranted to be all right.
 If any buyer should wish to leave his cattle until the following day they will be cared for.
 l, Tern1s cash at the sale. If this date should be stormy. this sale will take place the following day.
 IRVING W. FooTE.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
No Trouble to Keep
 Skin Free From Hairs
CThe Modern Beauty

" E1 77'@1NyI
 There is no need for any woman to sountc1ance siperfiuous hairs. because with a paste made by mixing some powdered delatone with water it is tasy to get rid of them. The paste is applied for 2 to minutes, then rub bed or and the skin washed. This treatment win rid the skin of hair without leaving a bIemish, but care rbould be taken to see that you get lsal dela1one.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
SUBURBAN FARM

only mile from WiIlimantic, 10 room house large 5arn, good poultry houses, 20 acres fine fields. pastures for F head, plenty of wood. good fruit. Only sc30O. $500 cash Also several bargains in stocked farms.
 Tryon's Agency. Willimantic. Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
JUST ARRIVED

They are here. nice load of well broken horses, just out of work and ready to go to work. All kinds. big and small. pairs and single. Prices right Come and see them.
 ELMER .ss. PERSON.
 Tel; 5Se-S. may2.1d
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17

WHEN YOU WANT to put your pus- iness before the public. there is no medium better than through the ad- vcrtisinE columns of The Bulletin.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17

WhftestOne Cigars will be S4.5O hundred from June list, 1918. Same rate per thousand.
 J. F. CONANT,
 n Franklin Street.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
FOR SALE

FOR SALE
 Cottage Houses, Tenement an Business Blocks, Building Lots, ali in desirable locations. List your pro- perty if you care to sell or rent, as l have d number of people looking for real estate investments.
 WILLIAM E. HILL,
 Real Estate and insurance. Room IO3. Thnyer Bldg
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17

FOUND-In shewville, Ct. Sept. II. black extension handbag with initials J. M. S. Owner may have same by naming contents and paying for adver- Using. Mrs. Calvin Wilcox. Tel. 1864-3.
 sep16d
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
WANTED A Young Man, IS to 17, to learn a Retail Business. Address, Retailer, care of
 this Office.
. -
 WANTED

B laborers. F weavers, spinners, 10 general housework women. sec ond girls. 4 carding room men. picker room and dyehouse men. 40 girls. tool makers and machinists, , waitresses.
 FREE EMPLOY MENT BUREAU,
 GEO L. CHESBRO, Manager.
 sep14d Central Building.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
LOST AND FOUND

LOST-Last Tuesday, a black sheep, in Taftville. Reward. Notify Max Tiezonsky. North Thames St Tel. 1317 sep16d
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17

.DnNn REAL ESTATE DVEDVD"" Properties Listed and
 Sold Joseph Bodo, 25 Carter St.. DanieIson
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
WANTED

WANTED-To hire a good steady man to work in stable; also one to drive team. Call at noon, 371 Main St, Norwich. sep1ri
 WANTED-six room apartment or small cottage by American family of three; modern improvements Address Box ?, South Windlham, Conn. sep17d
 WANTED - To run a furnished boarding house by man and wife cAl- petent to do so Write or inquire, MT. Banning, Norwich Town, Ct. sep17d
 WANTED-A night fireman. Address Box 69. care Bulletin. sep17d
 WANrED-First class automobile re- pair man Est. M. B. Ring. sep16d
 WANTED-A woman or girl to an- swer telephone in office. N. E. Whiting,
 WANTED Competent cook; good wages. Apply Sheltering Arms, liar land Road. sep14d
 WANTED Refined American woman would like position as housekeeper for elderly gentleman. Address P. o Box 66, Groton. sepl4d
 WANTED-Man to run milk route and work on farm. R. W. Dearnley, Jewett City. sepl4d
 WANTED-Man at Norwich Steam Laundry. sep12d
 wANTED-Young lady for office work. Apply at this office. sep12d
 YE GooDE olde Cobweb Corner 6c cigar; ye 1860 Panatella cigar. five for 12c; buy pipe today, at Fagan's Smoke Shop. sepl2d
 WANTED-Young man IS years old, good size, to work in mailing room mornings. Inquire Bulletin Office.
 sep1oo
 WANTED = A girl for general housework. Mrs. F, c. Turner, l5 Broad St. sep10d
 WANTED-Experie second girl. Mrs. G. ". Carroll, 257 Broadway. Ap ply evenings. sepsd
 WANTED Elderly person to board. Mrs. Garvin, Hampton, Conn. Tel 29S-2. sep6d
 WANTED-Boy or middle aged man to work in store. Apply $. K. Ames.
 sep6d
 WANTED-Married man on dairy farm, up-to-date machinery and sta bes milking machines, electric lights desirable house and location. G. ".
 WANTED-A Boy to work in drug store. Inquire at this office aus91d
 wANTED-Two bright boys for mes senger service. Western Union Tele- graph Co. aug24d
 wANTED - 1000 women to be in style and wear those new Tams now on sale at The Pasnik Co. aug20d
 WOOL GROWERS-send us your wool, large or small lots; we will pay best price. Admore Woolen Mills. Yantic, Conn. je22d
 WANTED-To buy old gold and sil yer; also old false teeth; highest prices paid. r. ". Guild. Jeweler. 21 Broad way, Norwich. apr6d
 wANTED-Second hand and antique furniture uf all kinds; get our prices before you sell A. Bruckner. 55 Frank lin St Tel. 717-S. novSd
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
PRESTON BRIDGE Livery, Sale and Boarding Stable. Taxi Service and
 Garage Connected.

Horses to let for all kinds of busi- ness, with or without rigs. by the day or week. Special attention to boarders and transients; 20 to 50 horses always on hand, for sale weighing 1850 to 1900 each; several extra nice pairs, 240O to 9200 per pair. all good workers, and some extra nice drivers; every horse will be sold with a written guarante :. to be just as represented a. time of sale, or money refunded in full. Trial allowed. If in need of anything in our line. give us a trial and we will give you full value for your money
 STABLE S71, 37s, 375 MAIN ST.
 Phone 326-2 O'BRIEN X CHASE,
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
WANTED.

WANTED. Old false teeth. Don't matter if broken. We pay up Io $i5 per set. Send oy parcel post and receive check by return mail. We buy dia- monds. too.
 COLLATERAL LOAN O.,
 154 Water St., between Shetucket and Market Sts. An old, reliable firm to deal with Esta blished 1872
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17
TO RENT

TO RENT--A furnished room with all modern improvements at PAS Vest Main St; gentleman preferred Cali at premises. sap17d FOR RENT-A large furnished room first floor, ITO Broadway. Tel. 372-5
 sep14d
 TO RENT-A private garage at 23I Park St; space for one machine. In duire on premises sep14d
 TO RENT-Furnished room. central Y located. with all conveniences I'll. 35S-12. sep9d
 TO RENT-A six-room flat to an American fEmily of adults. Mrs Kings ley, 15S Maple St. sep4d
 TO RENT-Furnished room. also one room for light housekeeping. Mrs. Kelly [ No. High St. aug31d
 TO RENT-NewIy furnished rooms for gentlemen on Main St. all con- veniences, private family Inquire at this office. je27d
 FOR HIRE-Two 7-passenger tour ing cars. also 5-passenger touring car, with good. reliable cltauffeurs, day or night service. Call 12193 IA Cliff St.
 je3d
 Household goods stored able: Tanning Studio 52 Broadway.
 TO RENT-Furnished rooms: also rooms for light Housekeeping. 10s School St. Tal 1o4SS. sep11d
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17

FOR SALE-Reo speed wagon, the worlds greatest 4 ton truck, in first gain. The Frisbie-McCormick Co Ser vice Station, Pond St sep12d
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17

FOR SALE-One pair farm horses, weight 2600. or would exchange for stock; also three Chester White sows, West Wilmington, Conn. R. F. D. No. 2 Telephone 619-14 one Willimantic Div.
 sep16d
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17

FOR SALE-Eight room brick house. with all modern, improvements steam heat. electric lights spring water, lot 72x150, located at 209 Mountain St. also little Buick Six touring car, run only, a,5oo miles, looks like new; two milch; one set double driving harness and rubber tired buggy W. E. Clark, 215 Mountain St., Willimantic, Ct. sep10d
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17

people, 120 ". base. cyl. 27 h. p, top, and all accessories, fast and great hill- climber; color. French gray; price s700. Inquire at The T. J. Shahan Co.'S store, 326 Main St. sep17d
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17

FOR SALEt-United truck. 3h ton worm drive, now being overhauled. This truck has always rendered good about one quarter of present list The Frisbie Mccormick Co. Service Sta tion, Pond St. sep12d
Norwich bulletin., 1918-09-17

$1,OOO CASH, balance on mortgage, secures this desirable home in best residential section; house nine -ooms and bath. electricity, gas, two fire places, new heater, hardwood floors: lot 80 by 200, fine garden. large garage all the property in first class condition. Address Modern, care Bulletin, or Tel. 135S-5 sep14d
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1918-05-02
Lake View.

Miss Dora Valentine. of Mt. Airy.
\. c., is an attractive guest of Miss
Alma Goodyear.
Mrs c. A. Rogers. of Fair Bluff.
is with her son, DR.. J. G.. Rogers.
He has been very sick, but Is i'm
proving.
Mrs. j. Frank West, Of Raleigh,
Is spending this week with her sister,
Mrs. Il. +. Ellington.
Messrs. l.. NJ. oliver and p. c.
Henley spent Sunday With Mr.. l..
W. Temple.
Misses Florie and Mildred Ford
spSnt Saturday at Marion shopping.
Mess Eba Floyd, of Fairmont, Wis
tied Miss Daisy Page last week.
The Lake View High School will
close Friday. Lieut.. Governor An
drew ]. Bethea, will make an ad-
dress in the evening at $3.50 O'Clock.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1918-05-02
COUNTY NEWS
AND HAPPENINGS
NEWSi LETTERS BY REGULAR
CORRESPONDENT
News Items OF Interest to Herald
headers. Ebb and Flow of the
Human Tide.
Pleasant Hill.

Misses Eutha Wiggigs and Sallie
Moody who have been going to
school at Clyde, n. c.. returned
home lart Saturday
Mr.. Powell from Rowland, will
preach at Pleasant Hill the first Sat
urday afternoon and first Sunday
night
The Christian Endeavor Society
held its regular meeting last Sun
day evening at $50. A new presi-
dent and vice president were elected
Mrs. Worth Burns was elected pres
ident and Mr.. Walter Annette vice
president. This society now has for
ty-siX members, most of whom are
active. The society has adopted the
efficiency chart and has two hun
dred points on it which gives the
red seal and the silver seal. We are
now working for the gold one. For
~ two members signed the quiet
hour pledge. twenty-five joined the
Tenth Legion, seventeen men signed
the Temperance pledge and one
joined the church. Other schools
come and join us in this work for
the Master.
Pleasant Hill School will close Fri
day. May 3rd. The cosing exercises
will be held at $50 that evening.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1918-05-02
NIinturn.

Misses Fergie McLaurin and Myr-
tie Crowther. from McColl, spent
the weekend with Miss Mary Wealth
erly.
y great number of the Minturn
ladies attended the Federation of
Women's Clubs at Little Rock last
Saturday. They report splendid
meeting.
Misses Matte Hamer and Harriet
McLees spent Sunday with Miss
Mary Weatherly.
Miss Melville Gibson from Red
Springs. n. c., slent the week end
with Mrs. Clarence McLaurin.
Mrs. Corina Davis. from Marion
is spending several days with Mr.. F..
a. McCormac.
Messrs. Manton Afford Afford
and John Hugh McCormac. students
of the Marion High School, spent
Saturday and Sunday with their pa
rents.
The closing exercises OF the school
will be held in the school buildin"
Friday night, May 3rd. and Mon
day night. May 9th. Friday night
there will be a debate by some of
the high school boys and an address
by Hon. r G.. Mcleod The music
class will give their annual recital
on Monday night. The public is cor
daily invited.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1918-05-02
ElOydalP.

Miss Virginia Thompson is visit
ing her sister, Miss Nellie Thompson
here this week.
Misses Mary and Grace Morris. of
Angler. \. c.. came Saturday night
TO be with their father and mother.
who have been here several weeks.
Mr.. Morris has succeeded Mr.. Fairy
as depot agent here. We welcome
Mr.. Morris and family into our midst
Miss Belle Bethea. of Latta, spent
the weekend with her aunt, Mrs.
II. b. Floyd.
Miss Evelyn Berry who has been
teaching in Lee County, is at home
for the summer months
There will be a play Mr. Bob" a.
the school auditorium Friday night
May 3rd. beginning at nine O'Clock.
Everybody come and bring all of
your friends.