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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-11-29

form him, has the wrong notion Of IN.
best methods OF missionary work.
Noventer I, about al in but il has
been real mohth while II lasted.
This j, cold turkey day, but even
cold turkey has numerous advantages
over the crow the Germans are eating
A mean man also insists that
there will be plenty Of talk at the
peace conference without sending
women delegates, as the sufts de-
mand.
People are so accommodating that
II is always easy 10 get a petition
signed.
Recalling that wild turkeys were The
piece de resistance OF Oklahoma Ciiy's
first Thanksgiving dinners, an old.
timer says they weren't as hard TO gel
as tame ones at present prices.
ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER.
(From the Alva Ploneer)
Out OF the grip OF the war
Into the grip OF the flu
The war was certainly bad
But the flu Ia the worst OF the two.
Thanksgiving wa, proved to be 4
greater holiday than New Years in 4
debate in the fifth grade of McKinls,
school However, the debate was hclJ
IN, day before Thanksgiving. instead N
the morning after, or the result nigh
have teen different
CAUTIOUS.
That mans guilty OF contempt o
court"
"Dld he get fined for it3"
| NO he merely lost his case, but wa
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{. N. Gould. state geologi,t Of Nor
man, passed through the city yestrr-
day on his way to PITTSBURGH Pa. He
will attend a mining congress which
convtnes in that city December 2
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A woman who marie, a man to re.
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The locust tree was one Of lbe flrse
American As gsss TO be pr0usbs = E
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CAUTIOUS

That mans guilty OF contempt oI
court"
"Dld he get fined for it'"
"No, he merely lost his case, but wa
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-11-29

Novent,r I, about al in, but il has
been a real mohth while II lasted.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-11-29

This j, cold turkey day, but even
cold turkey has numerous advantages
over the crow the Germans are eating
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-11-29

form him, has the wrong notion Of IN,
best methods OF missionary work.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-11-29

wise enough not to say what he thought
about il at the time"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-11-29
ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER.

(From the Alva Plonesr)
Out Of the grip OF the war
Into the grip OF the flu
The war WAS certainly bad
hut the flu In the worst OF the two
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-11-29

A football player isn't the only one TO
encounter good deal of interference
from time TO time.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27
Reasons Enough.

"a Woman Reader" asks for some reasons
why thrift stamps should be purchased" so she
may be equipped with telling arguments in making
Il house -to-house canvass in clubs w. S. S.
drive"
If there's one thing easy to do it's finding rea-
sons for investing in thrift and savings stamps.
To begin wth there more than 100000 rca-
sons in khaki "over there"
There millions of equally good reasons -
training at cantonments in the U. S. A.
There are hundreds OF thousands of reasons in
blue and white battleshps, destroycrs and other
war craft sweeping ocean lanes clean of U-boats.
There are thousands of reasons flying through
the air They are the aces which will play the
deuce with Hun aerial forces
There are as many reasons there arc stars on
service flags in the millions OF American homes.
Than these the human mind cannot think OF
more potent reasons for investing in war savings
stamps, which is nothing more less than back
ing with our savings sons who fight our bat
tlcs for our safety and independence.
Any one Of those boys is reason enough for any
american acquiring the thrift stamp habit.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27

by compromisev or "peace BY negotiation pacihst
in the United States His mental viewpoint is
obsolete The German intellectuals have hardened
into permanent military mold The only peace
that Germany dares to dream Of is peace by the
sword Her chancellor says So
But all the time Germanys agents are busy doing
their rodent work in all the allied countries-bur-
rowing in soft soil as they find II. talking German
peace, bravely eamouHaged by words. That Is the
kind of peace offensive which, with Germany, has
become a continuous performance. Perhaps the
chancellor is right in saying there will be no for
NAL proffer of the olive branch from Berlin this
summer no matter what happens to LudendorFs
plans in the West
What Vount Won Hertling's speech really
means, from the psychological point Of view. is
recognition by Germany OF her own moral bank
ruptcy Confidence that she enforce her will
by arms tacit confession that her word her pledge
her honor, have become defunct in the eyes of the
world is the undercurrent of his phrases Prussia
fies from league of nations, because she Is
afraid She fees from any discussion of prin-
cipes because she has stripped herself OF all prin-
ciples The only kind OF peace conference that
Germany wants now is one where she is in clear
position of mastery and with all the cards stacked
in her favor. She dare not hazard single thing
to the good will of the world, because there is no
such thing as good will in the world-for her.
Prussanism in all its arrogance cannot stomach
this dawnng knowledge of the ostracsfn it has
wrought for itself; Won Hertling dare hardly more
than hint at it.
A league Of nations, a mobilization OF inter-
national good will-what is it but conspiracy
against Germany, cries the chancellor. He is
right Every advocate of justice in the world is a
conspirator against Germany. Every champion of
civilization is a consprator against Germany.
Justice herself is conspirator against Germany.
Everybody is conspiring against Germany today
1t is hardy of Won Kuehlmann to hint at the great
truth that the war cannot be ended the field OF
battle, and according to the Gospel OF ForrU--ior
by that he is limiting at the doom of the whole
Prussian structure.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27
BACKACHE KILLSl

Don't make the fatal mistake OF
neglecting what may seem to be a
simple little backache." There isn't
any such thing. II may be the first
warning that your kidneys are not
working properly. and throwing on
the poisons as they should. II this
Is the case. go after the cause of
that bsckache and do IL quickly. or
you may fnd yourself in the grip OF
an incurable disease.
GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Cap
sules will give almost immediate
relief from kidney and bladder
troubles, which may be the unsus-
Ipected cause Of general I'll health.
GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Cap
Eules are imported direct from the
laboratories in Holland. They are
prepared in correct quantity and
convenient form 20 take, and are
positively guaranteed to give
prompt relief. or your money will
be refunded. Get them at any drug
store, but be sure to insist on the
GOLD MEDAL brand. and take no
other. In boxes, three siZes.-Adv.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27
Hand Il to Italy.

By EDMUND VANCE COOKE.
Hand it to Italyl off with your hat!
She's sent the Austrian sprawling to the mat
Or Changing pictures) she has come to bat
And pinched the hit which well may break
the game,
So up we rise and roar out our acclaim:
Hand it to Italyl
Hand it to Italyl She's turned the trick;
The Berlin hackers looking somewhat sick
And Charles is going to bed with Cousin Nick.
Montello's height shall be sacred cairn
And the Piave is another Marne;
Hand it to Italyl
Hand it to Italy! Chant her a song
OF victoryl and while we are not strong
For war-reward Tin fact, we think it wropg.)
II this shall prove the crisis of the war.
Why, any little thing she's asking for,
Hand il to Italyi
lGQpyright. lQI2l
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27
REQUIRED Some Thought.

Reference at a social gathering was made to the
trials and tribulations of youthful love when this
incident was fttngly related by Representative
John H. Small, of North Carolina: ,
young man began to pay court to beautiful
girl and eventually the time when he felt con-
strained to ask her papa's permission to lead the
fair one to the altar With this in view he sought
the stern parent in his study.
81 see! / seel" interjected the father. when the
youth essayed to state his $50 you want to
marry my daughter, do you?"
"Yes, sir" responded the young man, "if you are
willing to give your consent"
What are your circumstances, asked the father,
giving the candidate searching glance. "Can you
support family?" -
Il will have to think about it," answered the
young man, reflectively. How many are there OF
you?"-Philadelphia Evening Telegraph.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27
ST. MARTINS NOVENA
CLOSES WITH IRIDIUM

For the beneft OF visitors who did
not learn OF the Holy Face novena
at St. Martins until after the devo-
ton had started and who were thus
deprived Of the advantage of par
ticipating in the full nine-day devo-
ton, the closing three days OF the
novena-today, Friday and Saturday
will be regarded as . iridium" or
three days devotion. during which all
Catholics and non-Catholics OF the
city may venerate the fac-simile Of
the face Of the suffering Christ. This
was announced last night.
The services honoring the Holy Face
will be brought to q solemn close
Saturday, the feast of st. Peter.
prince Of the apostles" who is re-
garded by the church as the special
patron Of the Holy Face devotion be-
cause Of the fact that the orig
inal veil OF Veronica bearing Christ's
features was intrusted to his care by
Veronica.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27
Senator James w. wadsworth.
Warrington. ID. G.

Washington. ID. G.
Dear senator:--women.t the nation
over. will be edifed By your state.
ment. widely published. that the
only agreement you are under 10 tc
stand by your convictions in the ap.
preaching vote on the Anthony suf'
frage amendment.
When you took the oath as sena-
tor from New York. &C was assumed
that you recognized your obliga-
tion to speak for the people Of the
Northern Empire State.
Has the once so dwindled thai
you hold IL as a family perouisite
to be1used for the expression OF
nothing more momentous than your
own petty convictions. subject &c
change, with the changing moons,
The untrammelled people OF New
York have spoken. by more thar
one hundred thousand majority. or
the suffrage issue. All the world
knows their verdict.
Is Il fair to seek 20 establish
your own views and those Of youi
immediate household. In violation OF
your oath pledging yourself to serve
the State whose commission you
hold?
II you have determined not "a
represent New York in your vote
on the Anthony amendment, then,
in Gods name, be man enough 10
give back to the State that has hon.
ored and trusted you. the commits
sion OF United States Senator. "a
that the people of New York may
Immediately elect q Senator who
will represent them.
The German Kaiser has declared
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27
The Wooden Coach.

Again has the wooden sleeping collected its
toll OF human life and monument OF ashes is all
that remains of what men and women. This
ti:nc it was circus train which piled up in heap
Of burning wreckage. Next time it may be-who
can tell?
If wooden coaches must be used, there is plenty
OF freight which may be piled in them. They make
better cattle than conveyers OF human beings.
If there are not enough steel coaches let us cut
the passenger traffic to that absolutely essential
We may have to do without circuses for while,
but that doesn't matter. Circus performers will
find fine niche of fame in munition factories or
on the farm.
Especially should wooden sleeping cars be ban
ned from all rails. The day coach is dangerous
enough. The wooden sleeping coach is veritable
death trap 1t should go. No. we mean it should
stand STILL in the railroad yard until it can be con-
vcrted into freight-carrying car.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27
Won Hertling and Won Kuehlmann.

Between Won Hcrtling, German chancellor and
Junker cdtspaw from Bavaria, and Won Kuehl-
mann, German foreign minister, whose supreme
achievement was at Bres-Litovsk, there appears to
be rift
The chancellor is the Kascr's echo The EN-
pcror said three months ago:
The German sword is our best protection.
With Gods help it will bring US peace"
Won Hertling says:
I'VE trust in our incompatible troops our in
comparable army leaders, and our united people,
who unshakably standing together, and VIC hope
that the Almighty, who hitherto has helped us
and led from victory to victory will reward this
faithful German people"
And, not exactly in contraventon of these brave
words but striking altogether different note,
it is Won Kuehlmann who says:
an view OF the magnitude of this war and the
number OF powers, including those from overseas
that are engaged, its end hardly be expected
through purely military decisions alone and with
out recourse to diplomatic negotiations"
Here two discordant notes.-the strident
Junker, who has made of current German public
opinion nothing but brilliantly organized mad
ness" as Maximilian Harden says and cool,
furtive Prussian thinker who warns militarism that
there must be an end of all good things-even of
victories
The chancellor spoke for Hohenzollernism. He
waved aside the league of nations idea sponsored
by President Wilson. He stated there would be
no peace offensive by Germany now, because "if
we spoke our willingness for peace, it would be
regarded as symptom of weakness and our i'm
medately impending collapse. By others it would
be interpreted crafty trap"
Won Hertiing said there would be no further
discussons OF President Wilson's four principles,
and added, regarding the league of nations pro-
posal:
Our opponents have made it clear that they
would be the kernel of this league of peoples, and
that it would in this way not be difficult to isolate
the uncomfortable upward strivings Of Germany,
and by economic strangulaton to extinguish her
vital breath"
By these words, thank Heaven, the ground is
utterly cut from under the last remaining @psase
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27
AONLY FOOLS AND DONKEYS ARE CONSISTENT
An Open Letter to Senator wadswoth.

that the Church: Kitchen and ehfi
dreu should constitute woman
proper boundaries.
Every Senator who votes agafns
political freedom for Americaa wo
men. win line up with the Kaiser
the whisky interests. the gamblinf
den devotees. the evIldoers of higi
and low degree. They are ell aeains
female suffrage. because they know
that women. II given the power, WI
drive them out OF business.
Thank God. most Americans pre-
fer to take their stand with Wood
row Wilson,
Thank God. the Americans, whs
most dearly cherish our republican
heritage OF freedom. have joinet
with the forward-looking though
OF the world on a question OF eie.
mental justice for which the heroir
women OF America have foughi
through the long years as vaiiantlJ
as their sons have ever fought OF
and battlefield.
Senator wadworth. you are vhip.
ped in a fair night. BE man enough
to discontinue guerrilla warfare
Surrender your conquered sword fs
the victorious hosts Of your coun.
trywomen. Say that you vote 70,
I the Anthony amendment not 10
support OF your own views, but o.
the new thought Of the free people
Of New York state in the upheavaii
OF strange. new times. BY the vote
you will establish a greatness which
history will proudly acclaim
Only two classes known TO crea-
tion never change their minds
fools and jackasses-for the Yery
obvious reason they have no mindI
TO change and are therefore alvays
consistent.
Senator Wadsworth, walk out o
| the fool and jacksss camps! Be q
man! These days cry to heaven foi
men. men who are afraid OF nothins
in the heavens above nor the earth
beneath, but 60 do wrong. Oncs
America produced men who woult
have died before they would have
failed. in field or forum. in schol.
ar's cabinet or halls OF state, &c
represent the people who had sem
them-men who would have surren.
dered life before they would hav,
surrendered a principle OF right
History fingers over their names.
IL IL right that q man holdinp
New. York's commission In tht
United States Senate should vot,
against the Anthony amendment
one answer. Any smart school child
knows It.
ONE or THE sHAcKLED.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27

II It were not the legislation would
likely pass at this time.
Today is the day Of battle on the
suffrage front. Both sides enter the
fray with confidence. The matter is
not so vital but that it can wait-if
the Senate happens to turn II down.
LAnd IL it wins in the Senate there
will probably be no surrender Of Ger
many tomorrow. II may encourage
some OF our fighting men TO know
that suffrage has been won-but there
are still thousands OF our fighting men
who are opposed to 1t and who might
be inclined net to agree that it was
necessary to pass it. The entire
question is one upon which there is
divided opinion in the country gen.
orally. and Just now no bitterness
should enshroud US IL the end is not
gained which the suffragists hope to
gain.
Now that Mr. Ford has become a
candidate for the Senate why wouldn't
it be expected that Mr.. Bryan would
also come out. He is not at all un-
like Mr.. Ford-save he rode to fame
on his golden tongue instead Of his
tin Lizzie. He has nearly the same
ideals of government and with about
the same proportion of practicability.
He has waxed rich from catering to
Americans. He has stood for peace
at any price, he has urged nonpre-
paredness, he has extolled the vir-
tues Of the plan OF refusing to go to
war. until war has been submitted
to a referendum. With these two
men in the Senate of the United
States what wouldn't happen?
THE OBSERVER.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27
Northwestern University
President at Dinner

President Holgate. OF Northwest
ern University. happened into the
Capital at an opportune time from
the point of view of the alumni of
the university. Their dinner was
scheduled for last night at Cush-
mans and the president arrived
from Evanston, Ill, in time to speak.
He was particularly impressed
with the number of men to resist the
at the dinner.
ut isn't any easier to resist the
call to get into uniform than it is
to enlist in many cases." he said,
but those who stand by their re-
sponsibilities at home should get
some credit for their actions"
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27
FORD CAR STOLEN.

J. c. Beard, OF as1 LongfalOw
street northwest. yesterday reported
to the police that his Ford touring
car had been stolen from street be-
tween Thirteenth and Fourteenth
streets northwest, where t had been
parked. II bore d. c. licease No.
l1-T79, and Maryland l371a6.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27
Bert Kinney and Others
Entertain Boys at Meigs

Camp Meigs was entertained last
night by Bert Kinney from Keith's
Theater in a vaudeville sketch enti-
tied, Mr.. Nobody" There were songs
and dances by Agnes Walters, songs
by Miss Hazel Bornheim and c. w.
o'Connor, readings and character
sketches by Miss Besse. character
songs by Ruby Raymond, songs by
Miss Katherine Morrison, songs and
dances by Agnes Walters, Earl Sang
ster and Leslie Holt.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27
A LINE O. CHEER
EACH DAY o. THE YEAR.
by John Kendrick Bangs.

A GOOD END.
n Loves a sickness full of woe"
IS some old gloomy poet stated,
I'd be the very last TO go
To get myself inoculated,
For IL dear Love is a disease.
A sort OF mlasmatic bubble,
Since some time l must die 'twould
please
Me most to die for just that trouble.
Copyright. lslel
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27

On four days now, one may not eat beef, but
with the war gardens coming that should be
no great sacrifice.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27

Being the boot of Europe" it was altogether
natural that Italy should administer good swift
kick to the foe.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27

Reports say 32o-pound German is starving IN
Berlin How can any German weigh $40 pounds
in 1918?
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27

Nothing OF value lost when hfc destroyed
the Cleveland |. w. w. headquarters Naturally.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27
RESORTS.

ATLANTIC CITY, n, >,
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27

II II were not the legislation would
likely pass at this time.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27

UentrI and clo.s % Stecl Tier and IN a.
fractions OApacty go Modern hich-clss
hotel ofeinE eyery comfort LarFs eool ruumx
private bathss running water IN hcdruums
The table Il an especial feature: atfeutire pFry
ice; Write for booklet. Auiomodils ne-ls al
w. r SHAN
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27

- Up DAILY. SPECIAL wEEKL,
AMERICAN PLAN.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27
HOTEL DE VILE ks.s.sky go Ave

OCEAN VIEW
he hest equipped, mod. nate hotel N Allan
tic CITY; highffaoe tahte. white serrics: onga
Private and public baIhs; rnnaing wafsr W
rooms; 80 week NJ. FRANcKLE a oBRiES.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27
HOTEL NETHERLAND.

N. Y. Ave-, 80 Yds. from Bsnrdvsn,
Capacity. So; elesatnr: private hathE
Hot and cold running water in rooms.
FREE FEATURES-BATHING PRIVILEGE
FROM HOTEL. LAWN TENNIS oOURr
DANCE FLOOR.
June Rate. American plan, q 10 q daily
SIC. Sl2s0 SIS. sT 80 ueekly.
AUGUST RUHwADEL Propdetnr.
The Washington herald., 1918-06-27

Kentucky Ave-. Near Beach.
Capacity, go.
Majority roons with hot and cold rlnufna
water. . with private bsths Telephons and
electn. lights In every room Klerator iron
street level Pine dance flooT.
American Plan Rates fer Jupet
$3.50 10 81 Dailyg sI2.5o % $50
Weekly.
". n. KENNADY, Prsprfetor.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1918-01-16
PART OF THE PLAN
RAILROAD OFFICIAL SAYS THAT
1T Is PART OF THE POLICY
OF CONSERVATION.

When asked today by a Daily
Leader reporter concerning the cause
for changing the time of departure OF
the train from Sioux Falls north, Dis
patcher John Moore said that he did
not even know of the impending
change until the schedules were is
sued. He says, though, that it is
probably a result of the railroad
working in harmony with the desires
of the government, as a general prop
osition, though perhaps not directly
recommended by government agents
in this particular instance. Impor-
tant trains over the whole country
are being removed, both for the con-
servation of coal, and to allow the
power equipment to be used in the
movement of freight, and while the
change of time of this train and the
removal Of the midnight train may
cause inconvenience here, it is small
compared with the hardships suffer-
ed by many more people in centers
of greater congestion and heavier
traffic lines.
Mr.. Moore said that it was impor.
tant that the Sioux Falls train make
connections at Bristol with a limited
train on the main line. There are
daily from a dozen to so persons
making this connection for either
east or west. If this train raj timed
to arrive after the passing of the linn
tied train, but still make connections
at Sioux Falls, it would dwindle from
here north, until, coming to Bristo
the equipment would be running
empty. AS now arranged, THU
through traffic will be accommodated
and the equipment making an earn
ing.
Instead of this condition contrib
uting wholly to the benefit of Siou,
Falls, as suggested, it will tend t.
divert the travel on this line from
that city, Mr.. Moore says. There are
other routes from the south, and thu
public will p~atronize the one which
will bring them here the quickest. re
gardless of the c~ircuitousness of TIT
route.
/ While the case of this change o