Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-07-10
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BOn1DS
what has become q Adams mesmer-
lied shirt?
we notice that Lov.er il catching. up
with his correspondence He admits IT,
Lafean Is tickied to death that we are
giving On our rifles. We would Infer
that swinging i0-pound rifle is too
great strain on Eafie's physical re-
sources.
We fear that We win have to get a new
barber The present incumbent is adopt-
Ing d very Independent attitude and
serves the company only when the huInor
suits him. This cannot go on. The 18th
hos placed their confidence in his ability,
and when they pay standard prices they
expect professional service. The big boy
from Dubois viii find that his delinquent
policy may cost him somethlng-more
possibly in the respect Of his fellows than
in . peeaniary sense. Perk up, Kid.
who is SO ungracious as to censure poor
Neltner9
We must perforce congratulate our
bUglers on mastering the mess-can. That
is welcome sound to our ears, almost as
welcome as payscall
When, 0 when viii we get paid?
We're busted broke and bent;
And often sit and wish We had
The money We have spent.
IL Ii our candid opinion that those who
panned Moon most numerically were
had the courage Of his convictions, even
though they may have been warped and
distorted. a mans man for a. that.
VIII wonders never cease2 Nick Boujos
smokes pills and chews flne-cut. II beats
all what effect environment will have on
mau
Please have heart and quit panning
Neither.
The Y. NJ. q. A. secretaries viii feel in
a much better mood for giving ls shows
and looking after us II we return those
benches after the movies.
Kinaine notices that there are no mac
chanalion visages" in our company.
Those cups at the old wen in the office
! are great source Of mystery to Visiting
OFFICERS.
We offer a vote OF thanks to the @. NJ. s
for paradlng past our place Of business
with the fair ones III you wouldn't mind
you might whistle few yards away 10
give us chance to witness the whole re-
view
Has schenck borrowed anything from
you?
Yes, Flynn used his head and saved the
warehouse a long. long hunt for the MISC
ing rifles. He got weigh with Il.
jap got pretty sore when he read last
weeks Trench and Camp about his re-
quest for furlough. Don't get sore good
looking Tony. that's what the boys all
like to see.
sergt. Moon has gone, now the boys win
not have anything TO laugh az while
drilling.
We are all anxiously wiling for that
eating contest Among those who are ex-
pected to win the prizes are Privates Neu~
berger Thompson, Niclario, c. Brown and
Geiger.
| The mess sergeant wishes to announce
| that the seat nearest the mess counter is
reserved for Private Murphy.
Sheets had great dream the other
night He dreamed that he saw a flying
street car. Sheets Is so used to things
| flying at him that he even dreams about
them.
That's a pretty expensive hat that
Forest bought; So, and one week in quar-
ters.
oh! how anxious the boys became 70 see
their mothers when they were told To
tile rsagsAkasi& furloagh-
Sszcsits place in the repair shop Tie has
!, succeeded 50 far except that hs cannot
get used TO sleeping With the guns.
The new crop OF second lieutenants
are SO conscientious about enlisted men
saluting that Boy Scouts are afraid to
appear on the streets unless accompanied
by mother or father.
/ a PICTURE NO ARTIST CAN PAINT.
Corporal Neither sitting at mothers
table drinking mothers coffee
Bar tender wanted Apply to Jap CAL
gano, III care OF Mulligan's, somewhere on
Broad street.
MY SWEETHEART,
i did not weep when, as in dream
We parted, dear girl; Your signs /
hushed,
And YOU bravely and like stately queen
Bade me go forth knowing the cause was
OFT in the sim night thy beamlng counte-
nance doth appear,
Reckoning me onward. forever onward,
Urging me, pieadingly, to attain an hon
Urging me to strive hard. so very hard;
Al the first faint flush of dawn:
When twilight and shadows fall;
/ dream OF thee and am forlorn--
| long fer thee-thou art my all.
Patricia, Patricia In the light OF the moon
Patricia, my love, come 70 me soon.
j. A. s. B.
Tho staff absolutely denies all respons-
ibility for the poem above,
sergt. schoenuhut Is about to give to
the world his lotion to be used to count
eract the exceptional growths Of the
board
Lost strayed or stolen, Corporal Nee
Tvs appetite; nysterlously disappeared
while he was on guard about two weeks
tano Iut II Is SLOWLY coming hack md