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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16
CLASS ON sLEIGHRIDE

MifIlintown, Pa, Feb. 16.-The
Sunday School Glass taught by Mrs.
John Holloboughs of the Lutheran
Church enjoyed sled ride on Tues
day afternoon to the home of Mrs.
Mary Kaufman, in Walker Town
ship. Those present were: Mrs.
John Hollobough, Mrs. J. p. Smith,
Mrs. E. o. Ellis, Mrs. w. A. Ellis,
Mrs. J.. f. Yetter, Miss Louisa Sch
reffler, Mrs. Zook, Mrs. Chas. Fag-
ley, Mrs. Showers, Mrs. Clarence
Stewart. Mrs. Samuel Stoner at a
dinner given to relatives and friends
in Fermanagh township, announced
the engagement of Miss Jennie
Hover to her nephew Theorus Au-
ker.-Edgar Kirk, of Philadelphia.
spent Tuesday with relativeshere.-
Harry Mcclellan, stationed at Camp
Meade, spent several days with his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Nc
Clellan, at Miffiin.-Miss Bennett
Junkin, of Belleville, spent several
days last week with her mother,
Mrs. Martha Junkin.-J n. Keller,
received news of the safe arrival of
his son, Corporal Niemond f. Kel-
Ter. in France. Niemond is in Com
pany c., Twenty-Fifth Regiment of
Engineers.-Mrs. j. II. Burris shop
ped at Harrisburg on Tuesday. -
Miss Alice 'Grubb, is spending this
week in Lewistown.-Mr. and Mrs.
Gilbert Stoner, and son of Altoona.
and Corporal Elmer Stoner, of
Camp Meade. are here attending the
funeral of their grandmother, Mrs.
Mary Stoner, who died at Harris
burg on Sunday.-Mr. and Mrs. +.
T. Auker, announced the engage
ment of their daughter. Hazel Au-
ker, to Jay Sieber. who is now in the
army at Camp Hancock, Augusta,
Ga.-Mrs. B. f. Burchfield has re-
turned from an extended visit to her
daughter. Mrs. Harvey Mann, at
Pittsburgh.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16
Freight Wreck at ely
Ties Up Passenger Trains

Traffic between Harrisburg and
York was delayed yesterday as a re-
suit of a wreck near ely station.
Two freight trains came together in
a rear end collision. Twenty cars
were piled up. 1t is said that the en-
giaeer of the second train did not
get a signal in time to warn him
that the train ahead had stopped.
The second train was composed of
heavy steel cars. The locomotive
plowed through the caboose and two
cars at the rear of the first train.
Fortunately the several trainmen
who were in the caboose saw what
was coming and leaped to safety.
Eighteen cars of the rear train
buckled and were derailed, the
rTreckage being spread over tracks
:, 9nd s. The fourth track was
occupied by stored cars, several OF
which were damaged.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16
Death Roll of Tuscania
Is Believed Fixed at ia

Washington, Feb. 16.-No new es-
innate of the total number dead
among American soldiers aboard the
Tuscania had been made by the War
Department to-day, but ten names,
appearing in a list of eighty-one
Identified dead given out by the de-
partment last night, apparently
brought the dead roll up to ia.
An Associa ted Press dispatch last
Tuesday announced that 164 soldier
victims had been buried along the
scotch coast, but last nights mes
sage was the first official partial
list of dead to reach the War De-
partment. In this list were ten
names which did not appear in the
Associated Press list of those buried
in Scotland.
The War Departments report OF
survivors still is far from complete
More than 200 men remain unac-
counted for.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16
AGED CONSTABLE
KILLS A MAN
GContinued from First Pagc.l

Continued from First Page.
conducted the case against Sterner
this morning.
The aged man was arrested this
morning and was lodged in the
county Jail at New Bloomfield this
afternoon under a charge of mur-
der. District Attorney Mckee said
this morning that Sterner admitted
shooting the man.
Sterner had been trying to serve a
warrant on McKelvey for some time,
it is said, but, due to the constable's
feebleness, caused by old age, and
his near blindness, McKelvey was al
ways able to elude him simply by
walking away. Last night NICK elvey
and his brother were talking togeth-
er in front of T.. Il. Vases grocery
store, when Sterner came up to
serve the warrant. McKelvey start
ed to walk OFF, and the old consta-
bic drew his revolver and fired.
Dies In Half an Hour
McKelvey was shot in the spleen,
the wound causing death in a half
hour. He was carried to the office
of DR.. d. +. Beale by his brother
and some other men who were at
tracted by the sound of the shot.
Sterner proceeded to his residence
unmolested.
Sterner has been constable at Dun
cannon for many years. His extreme
old age has made him very feeble,
but he has continued his duties as
constable in spite of it. He has not
been called upon to use force in the
discharge of his duty for many
years. until last night. 1t was not
even known that he carried a gun.
McKelvey was wanted on a quasi
criminal charge. He was 20 years
old and a laborer employed on the
railroad at Duncannon. He lived in
Market street. as does Sterner. Nc
Kelvey was unmarried.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16
All Business Places
to Be Open Monday

All business places, factories and
stores will be open as usual Mon
day, the first Monday following the
cessation of the fuelless Monday or
ders. Theaters will be open as usual
on Tuesday, and all business, begin
ming Monday. will be normal and re-
sumo on the same basis as before the
Monday closing order went into ef-
feet.
The order in Harrisburg effects ap-
proximately 10000 workers. All
these workers will get up at the
usual time Monday and depart foy
their work as they would any other
day.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16
Lancashire Troops Make
Successful Raid on Hun
Trenches; Take Captives
Bv associated Press

london, Feb. 16.-"A SUCCESSFUL
raid was carried out by Lancashire
troops early last night in the neigh
borhood of the Ypres-Staden rail-
way" says today's war office report.
Eleven prisoners were taken by our
troops and our casualties were
slight.
"The hostile artillery was active
in the course of the night north of
Lens and opposite La Bassee and
WVtschaete.'
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16
"FIFTEEN-CENT SOCIAL"

Tower City, Pa, FED. IB.-A
Fifteen Cent Social for the benefit
of the Cleaners Glass of the United
Evangelical Church, which was held
at the Rev. Tells home, proved a
success. Coffee. cake and ice cream
were soId.-By request the college
Town will be repeated for the ben
eft of the Red Cross on February
2S.-Mrs. Sallie Klinger, who was
employed at Lebanon has returned
and will make her home with the
Rev. Tell and family.-Mrs. Jacob
Martz and son of Williamstown,
visited relatives here,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16
Poles Aroused Against
Germans; Denounce Peace
Pact Signed by Ukraine
By Associated Press

London. Feb. 16.-There is much
feeling against the Central Powers
in Warsaw, the capital of Russian
Poland and great excitement pre-
walls. says an Exchange Telegraph
dispatch from Copenhagen. The
worknien are said to be planning
demonstrations. The streets are be-
ing patrolled by soldiers and police
men.
Much feeling has been aroused in
Russian Poland over the Ukrainian
peace terms, by which the province
of Cholm, formerly contained in
Poland was ceded to the Ukraine.
Also, the Polish members of the
Austrian Parliament are said to be
embittered against Austria because
of the peace arrangements.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16
Slightly Warmer, Snow
or Rain Next Week

Washington, Feb. 16.-Weather
predictions for the week beginning
Sunday, issued by the Weather Blu
reau to-day:
North and Middle Atlantic states
"A slight moderation in tempera-
ture Monday with snow Rain or
snow in Middle Atlantic states Tues
day, snow in New England Wednes-
day. Colder Wednesday. Conditions
after Wednesday uncertain, proba-
bly, fair and continued cold.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16
Baby Dies From Burns
Received While Playing

Edward Michaels, 3-year-old son
of Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Michaels.
1749 North Twelfth street at 4.O5
this morning succumbed to the burns
it received last night The child was
taken to the Harrisburg Hospital for
treatment but the burns were so Sc
rious it was impossible to save the
child's life.
The burns were caused by the
clothes of the baby catching fire
while it played near the kitchen
stove
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16
McAdoo Refuses Cars
For Philadelphia Parade

Philadelphia. Feb. 16.-William q.
McAdoo. Director-General oe Rail-
roads. disappro't1 Yesterday of the
parade of two regiments o.: Fhiladel-
phia soldiers from Camp Meade on
Washington's Birthday.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16

THE READING
The SO crew first to go after lis
o'clock: IL. 1, Q, IS. Go. 81, II, IL,
49,, So, "a. 40. 81. 90. So.
Engineers for SO, 40, 10.
Firemen for SO, 55. 64, /, .. 9, IA,
IS, 10, "a.
Conductors for sc, IL.
Flagmen for SO, 20.
Brakemen for So. So. 81, 20, IA, "a,
Engineers up: Griffith, Ruth.
Barnhart, Hollenbaugh, WunderIick,
Kohl. Glouser, Billig, Barnes.
Firemen up: Coble, Howe, Yeager
Croft, Speck. Pullman, Bonner
Strominger. Hurley.
Conductors up: Levan, Wise
Keifer.
Flagmen up: Kaufman, Trone.
Brakemen up: Waugh, Thomas
Swope, Morrow, Adair. Shank, Fill
mere. McKeever. Morton.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16
PLAsTERER FAMILY REUNION

Sporting Hill, Pa, Feb. ia
reunion of the Plasterer family was
held here yesterday and ten brothers
and sisters, some of whom had not
seen one another for twenty-five
several states. William Plasterer
coming from the state of Washing
ton.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16

up: w. S. Lindley. B. A. Kennedy.
B. F. Lippi. II. w. Gillums.
Firemen up: F. L. Floyd. W. n.
Welch r. X. Strickler, +. II. Cook.
Engineers for P-36, SIS.
Fireman for SOL
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16
GERMAN U-BOAT
SHELLS DOVER
[Continued from First Page.J

lNOntihuNu iEOHl EDSt I-dSN.l
which flows a constant stream of
war traffic between England and
France.
1t was only yesterday that a pow
erful squadron of German destroy
ers made a sudden raid in the Straits
of Dover and sank eight British small
craft out on a submarine chase.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16

Wormleysburg, Pa, Feb. 16.-LC.
E. Schriver, a well-known young
busin essman, has been called to the
National Army and is now in train
ing at Camp Meade, Md.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16
PASSENGER DEPARTMENT

Middle DivisiOn-Engineers up;
James Keane, j. A. SPOTS, j. Grim
mel, A. \. Delozier, b. NJ. Crane, O.
l.. Miller, s. II. Alexander. d. Keane
w. C. Graham. G. G. Keiser, o. Tay-
lor. j. ]. Kelley.
Firemen up: b. +. Mohler, s. p
Stauffer, II. A Schrauder, p. f.
Gross. c. c. Ayers. S. II. Wright, j
W. Richards. a. II. Kuntz, G. L
Huggins.
Engineers for 667, 81. 45, SO, 3.
Firemen for 80. Z, SO. 3. 55. II. IL
Philadelphia Division - Engineers
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16
ENOLA SIDE
PhlIahelnhin DINlsI0n - I'll

Philadelphia Division The 25j
crew first to go after 4.l5 o'clock:
PAS. 253, 223. 204, 225, 215. ESQ. 22l,
231. 2S3. 2i2. 209.
Fireman for 2J3.
Conductors for PAS, 233.
Flagman for 221.
Brakemen for 255. 22J, 23O, 22l,
242.
Brakeman up: Rumford.
Middle DivisiOn-The los crew first
to go after 1.30 o'clock: 226. 24S
III, 113, 10. 239.
Engineer for III.
Firemen for III. 113.
Conductor for III.
Brakemen for III. 113.
Yard BOnrd-The 126 crew first tc
go after o'clock: 129. 1872, 135
137. 14O. 1O2, 1O4. 106, 1O9. 112.
Engineers for 3rd 129, 1st 104.
Firemen for 3rd 1875. 1st 129, 2nd
129, 3rd 129, 1st 1O2. 1st 1O4, 1st LOG
End 106.
Engineers up: Quigley, Bair
Sheaffer, Seal, Gingrich, Harron
Lutz, Hanlon, Bruaw.
Firemen up: WicKey, whitehill
Garlin, Rider, Keller, cambridge
Neck, Nolte, Thompson, Steffee. Hau.
becker. Campbell. Walters, Shuey
Brubaker, Kramer.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-02-16
Standing of the Crews
SIDE

Philadelphia Division - The 13l
crew first to go after 4 o'clock: 101,
The Washington times., 1918-09-07
HELP WANTED-FEMALE

LADlES-Young. :, to fill
office positions; excellent
opportunity to acquire ex-
perience, with good salary
and chance for advance
ment. Apply HUB FURNl-
TURE CO., 9TH and D SITS.
N. w.
The Washington times., 1918-09-07

CAMERA-No. 2 Brownie; lost
Monday night, between 9 and
20 p. m, at Elkin Station, Va.
Please return and receive re-
ward. Miss STEYSKAL, 1920
34th st. N. w. Phone Cleve-
land 1895. i-8
The Washington times., 1918-09-07

COOKS-Vegetable (colored or
white); good wages to right
persons. Apply steward, COS
MOS CLUB, 1920 H St N. w.
The Washington times., 1918-09-07

MAN AND WIFE wanted for . farm. Ap-
ply in person to II. s. BARROwS. 22nd
and P SITS n. W.. Riding and Hunt Club.
The Washington times., 1918-09-07
HELP WANTED-fEMALE

WOMEN-Colored, for clean
ing; night and day work.
Highest wages paid, includ-
ing meals. CHILD'S, 1923
Pa. ave. 8
The Washington times., 1918-09-07
HELP WANTED
MALE AND FEMALE

YOUNG man and young lady
to attend soda fountain in
daytime. Apply Drug Store,
18th and Z SITS. n. W. z
The Washington times., 1918-09-07

MARKERS and assOrters; good salary.
THE BARRY LAUNDRY, rear Tos Nor
ton st. y. w. l-S'
The Washington times., 1918-09-07

WRITER FOR CHECKS
I to 10 A. M to 7:30 P. NJ.
Two Meals-$6-No Sunday
THE CROWN LUNCH CO.,
1417 New York Ave. n. W.
The Washington times., 1918-09-07

LADY AssIsTANTITwo.f for dental Of
fee. Apply 1924 K st. N. W. apart. -.
The Washington times., 1918-09-07

YOUNG LADY to work In flower store.
WASHINGTON FLORAL CO., 724 1tth
st. N. W.
The Washington times., 1918-09-07

PIN-Cameo, set in gold, Thurs
day morning. Please return
to owner. apart. 81, 1901
Wyoming ave. N. W.; reward.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-01-20
Prices Of Monkeys Soaring.

Who would think that the European
war would have anything to do with
the price of monkeys? Well. 1t does,
and a great deal, too says the Popular
Science Monthly. The price Of monkeys
has gone up with food. paper. shoes,
etc, to the despair of the pathologist
and to the sorrow Of the hurdy-gurdy
man. The causes for the sudden cor
ner in monkeys are the closing Of the
worlds principal wild animal market
at Hamburg. Germany. and the lack Of
shipping facilities. Not long ago the
Psychologists Of the national public
health service at Washington wanted
q dozen South American monkeys for
experimental purposes. They appealed
to every wild animal dealer in this
country. to the ZOOS. and to the sailors
in port, and finally purchased six at
SIS each.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-01-20
AFICHT FOR LIFE

II has been fight or die for many Of US
In the past and the lucky people are
those who have suffered. but who are now
wei because they needed natures warn
Ing signal in time to correct their trou-
BILE with that wonderful new discovery
OF Dr. Pierce's called "An-u-ric." You
should promptly heed these warnings.
some OF which are dizzy spells. backache.
irregularity OF the urine or the painful
twinges OF rheumatism. sciatica or lum-
bago. To delay may make possible the
dangerous forms OF kidney disease. such
as Bright's disease. diabetes or stone in
the bladder.
To overcome these distressing condi-
tions take plenty of exercise in the open
air. avoid a heavy meat diet. drink freely
OF water and az each meal take DR..
Pierce's Anuric Tablets double strength.
You will. in a short time. find that you
are one OF the firm indorsers OF Anuric.
as are thousands OF neighbors.
Step into the drug store and ask for
Anuric. (soc a PACKAGE or send DIR. V. NJ.
Pierce. Buffalo. n. Y. 1oc for trial pkg
Anuric Ii many times more potent than
nthta-
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-01-20
Merely Lazy.

The town clerk. sitting at his desk
at the city hall. muses. London Tit
Bits, was asked by lady il she might
use the telephone. Upon leaving she
put threepenny-bit on the desk
There IS no charge. madam" said
the clerk.
"Oh, but you must take IT," said the
lady.
I'D rather not" said the clerk very
seriously. You see. II / accept this
money IL becomes the property of the
city. 1 must then make a repor, Of is
10 the auditor: he must report IL to
the treasurer. who will take the money.
Then there will be other lengthy re-
ports about 1t; and In all the accept
ance OF this threepenny-bit viii entail
about two pounds worth Of work Do
me favor and take II back
You are very kind" said the lady.
Not at ALL" said the clerk I'm
only lazy"
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-01-20
WINTER AUTO Care
How to Keep Finishes Bright De-
spite Exposures.
CAR OWNER MUST use Care
Protective Coat Of Paint Is Heavy and
Shields the Softer CoIorins Base
From lnroads Of Weather.
Use Cold Water.

Keeping the car comfortable Is not
the only winter problem. How to pre-
serve its finish despite winters attack
Is important THE car owner must
care during freezing and thawing
weather" says c. L. Hedges. who adds:
The paint Of a car is composed Of
three principal parts: First. the foun-
dation or printing coat; second. the
color, and, third. the protective coat.
The protective coat is heavy. hard
coat of transparent varnish which pro-
tects the softer coloring base from
the inroads Of the weather. II this
protective coat is kept firm. the color
coats will hold their original bril-
liancy.
Washing . Car.
Never try to wash the car out In
the cold. Take it in where II Is mod
erately warm. Then use clear, cold
water. The cold water will have a
tendency to harden the varnish on
new car, thereby preventing abrasion.
II you use any soap at all. use only
limited amount, as free acid or alkali
tends to soften the finish. Soak the
mud thoroughly with small stream
of water until mud runs OF. Don't
rub the mud of. II mud has frozen to
the finish. keep on applying cold wa
ter until 1t runs away. Never use
hot water. In drying the car avoid
using a chamois that contains any sand
or grit. II polish is necessary. use a
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-01-20
MoToRTRUcK GAINING FAVOR
Christian Herald Points Out Tremend-
Gus Help Of Machines in Present
Threatened Crisis.

1t has been determined by the Unit
ed States department Of agriculture
that five acres are required to main
tain Q horse. Now this land ought to
raise IS bushels Of wheat, worth, at
$3.50 a bushei, $165; or say go bush
els Of potatoes, worth-well, any farm
er knows what i've acres of good land
are worth.
But o motortruck does the work,
not Of one horse, but Of ut least three
horse-drawn vehicles, or say six horses.
BY using a motortruck, therefore, the
farmer would represent nearly $1,000
q year, observes the Christian Herald
The labor involved In raising the wheat
would be no greater than In raisins
oats or corn for horse feed and the
horse would eat the oats while the
wheat could be sold.
There are In the country ut lease L.
10000 farms OF 40 acres or more In
size. every one Of which could make
good use Of one or more trucks. These
trucks would do the work Of probably
100000 horses, and this would r.
lease 100000 acres Of arabic land.
A. only three acres are required to
support . human being. these would
feed nearly 100000 people. What
. trsmsndous help that would b In IL
uresaDt threstened food crisisi
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-01-20

permanent sets or bends. The correct
method Of separating the leaves is by
releasing the clips and staybolts, and
placing a jack between the frame and
floor to raise the load. Beeswax, or
this and powdered resin. heated, Il
suitable for the springs, IL applied as
suggested. The unsightly sagging rear
Of many cars is often caused by fall
ure to maintain proper contact be
tween the leaves, and in some instan-
ces by abuse through methods Of lu-
brication- To insert lubricant, such
as oil, between them. may cause dis
tortion and frequently broken springs
Popular Mechanics Magazine.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-01-20
Filters End Strike.

During the recent strike OF mechan-
les II :hc airpiane engine factories ut
Coventry. England, a fleet Of army air
planes few from their aerodrome In the
west of England and circled over the
town. scattering through the streets
thousands Of leaflets appealing to the
strikers to return TO work. Later in
the day a chaplain attached to the
naval air service in France flew from
the front Of Coventry in a seaplane. ar
irving with an appeal from the men Of
his air squadron to the strikers to go
back. The strike was settled the fol-
lowing day.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-01-20
B0ScHEE'S GERMAN SYRUP

Why use ordinary cough remedies,
when Boschee's German Syrup has
been used so successfully for fifty-one
years In all parts of the United
States for coughs, bronchitis. colds
settled in the throat, especially lung
troubles. 1t gives the patient a good
nights rest. free from coughing. with
easy expectoration in the morning.
gives nature a chance TO soothe the
infiamed parts, throw off the disease,
helping the patient to regain his
health Sold in all civilized countries.
30 and 90 cent bottles.-Adv.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-01-20
PROVEN SWAMP-RO
AIDS WEAK KIDNEYS

The symptoms Of kidney and bladder
troubles are often very distressing and
leave the system in q rundown condition.
The kidneys seem to suffer most, a. al
most every victim complains of lame back
and urinary troubles which should not be
neglected, as these danger signals often
lead to more dangerous kidney troubles.
DR.. kilmer's Swamp-Root which, 90
many people say, soon heals and strength
ems the kidneys, il q splendid kidney,
liver and bladder medicine, and, being
an herbal compound. has . gentle heal
ing effect on the kidneys, which 10 al
most Immediately noticed in most cases
BY those who use it.
A trial will convince anyone who may
be in need of it. Better get bottle from
your nearest drug store, and start treat.
ment at once.
However, If you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to Dr..
Kilmer 4 Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for .
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-01-20
Coiors and AirpIanes.

A curious phenomenon noted by
aviators is that the color OF land
ing field may have an effect on an
airpiane that is about to alight on 1t.
For example. an area which Is dark
from being plowed or burned over will
make the air above 1t several degrees
warmer than that over land Of lighter
color. such as stubble field. thus
causing q disturbed condition Of the
atmosphere. which may make landing
dinaculs II not dangerous.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-01-20
DRIVING OVER BROKEN STONE
Tate Short Run ut Stretch and Let
Car ceast with Clutch ovt-Rsar
Wheelo Relieved.

The best way to drive Q car over .
stretch of broken stone IL to take .
short run ut it-not too fast-and let
de car coast over the stone with the
clutch out Thus the.rear wheels are
relieved Of driving strains and Of the
resulting tearing actions Of sharp
stones on the rubber. OF course. II -
Mt always practicable to do this but
when Il can be done Il adds Just Mt
he nnss tn he ME- e tie tireo.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-01-20
II you wish beautiful, clear white
clothes. use Red Cross Bag Blue At an
good grocers. Adv.
Cause for GIee.

Sing no! Sing hey" chortled the
merry schoolboys as they came wend-
Ing their way through the snow.
"Ah," said we with a bland smile.
1T Is indeed pleasure TO observe
that the knowledge that your tasks
have been well and faithfully done
fills you with JOY. Sing on. dear lads,
and"
Jaw, pickles" they fieered in ons
voice. THE heating plant has broken
down and orr absent-minded prlnci-
pal Is freezing TO death at his desk.
Hence We carol. Hi-rickety. hoppity,
whoop. eedoO kansas City Star.