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Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
Merely Lazy.

The town clerk, sitting at his desk
at the city hall, muses. London lit
Bits, was asked by lady if she might
use the telephone. Upon leaving she
put thrcepenny-bit on the desk.
There is no charge, madam, SAID
the clerk.
Oh but you must take it," said the
lady.
I'D rather not" said the clerk, very
seriously you see, if | accept this
money it becomes the property of the
city ] must then make report OF it
10 the auditor; he must report it to
the treasurer, who will take the money.
Then there viii be other lengthy re-
ports about it; and in all the accept
ance of this threcpenny-bit will entail
about two pounds worth of work. DO
me favor and take it back.
"You are very kind" said the lady.
''Not at ALL" said the clerk. I'm
only lazy"
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
Filters End Strike.

During the recent strike of mechan-
les in the airpane engine factories at
Coventry. England, Il fleet of army ar
planes flew from their aerodrome in the
west of England and circled over the
town. scattering through the streets
thousands Of leaflets appealing to the
strikers to return to work. Later III
the day chaplain attached to the
naval air service in France flew from
the front of Coventry in a seaplane, ar
irving with an appeal from the men OF
his air squadron to the strikers to go
back. The strike was settled the fol-
lowing day.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
AFICHT FOR LIFE

It has been fight or die for many of US
in the past and the lucky people are
those who have suffered, but who are now
we'll because they needed natures warn
ing signal in time to correct their trou-
Bile with that wonderful new discovery
Of DIR. Pierce's called "An-u-ric." You
should promptly heed these warnings.
some Of which are dizzy spells, backache,
irreguarity of the urine or the painful
twinges Of rheumatism. sciatica or lum-
bago. To delay may make possible the
dangerous forms of kidney disease, such
as Brights disease, diabetes or stone in
the bladder.
To overcome these distressing condi-
tons take plenty Of exercise in the open
air, avoid heavy meat diet. drink freely
Of water and at each meal take DR..
Pierce's Anuric Tablets double strength).
You will, in a short time. find that you
are one of the firm indorsers OF Anuric,
as are thousands of neighbors.
Step into the drug store and ask for
Anuric, (60c a package) or send DR.. V. M.
Pierce. Buffalo, n. Y. 10c for trial pkg.
Anuric is many times more potent than
lithia.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
USED STRING TO STIR ANGER
Irvine Swung in Air, London Busman
Explained Indicated other Cab
by's Brother Was Hanged.

The conversation turned on the
wonderful pungency and power of in
vective of the old-tme LCAdon cabby
as narrated by Charles Dickens in
.'pickwick Papers" and by other au-
thors of that and a subsequent time.
"a few years ago." said Dr. John ii.
Oliver, In the indianapolis News, Il
paid my second visit to London. The
cabby and his horse had passed away.
The horse-drawn omnibus was no
more, the petrol-driyen bus having
taken its place. told a Briton whom
I met over there that | liked to sit on
the outside next the driver, that l
found him q most interesting charac-
ter.
$50 do L. said my British acquaint-
ance, but he is not at all as interesting
as his predecessor of the old fashion.
| was seated beside one of these old
time drivers going through u street
crowded with vehicles when a bus
coming from the opposite direction
was in collision with our bus. The
wheels of the two locked and then the
MGnlN ornate lUNGcllNe UclNecll tllS
two drivers began. 1t was the perfect
flower, yes, the full fruitage thought
of profanity and abuse.
"But | was mistaken. There was
more and worse to come. When the
wheels had become unlocked and we
were slowly moving away, my TREND,
the driver, drew from his pocket bit
of string and holding it above his
| head swung it slowly to and fro.
"The other driver at once jumped
down from his bus and, whip in hand,
struck at the string shaker. The wealth
of epithet he then used showed that all
that had preceded it was as mild and
kindly as the softest baby chatter. Our
driver answered not word, but as he
drove slowly on continued the string
shaking.
"I wondered what there could be in
this simple bit of dumb-show to make
the other busman SO frantically angry
Then my driver gave the explanation
"E didn't like it, did e? 1t was honly
a bit Of joke, don't v see. Is brother
was 'anged last Friday."'"
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10

Sir Bernard Mullet, registrar gen
eral of the British empire, announced
recently that suicide had fallen Off
strikingly in England since the begin
ming of the war. The explanation IS
that the national unity of feeling. the
subordination of self and the sharing
Of sympathy on all sides makes the in
dividuars personal injuries less i'm
portant and induces him to forget his
own desperation. Personal indulgences
and excuses of immortality, causes OF
insanity and melancholia, are curbed
and minimized naturally by the econ
omies enforced upon the populace.
Discipline in eating, dressing, working
has also a beneficial effect in keeping
the mind sane and free from morbid
brooGings.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
Church Gives Every Man.

There is a little French church in
the heart of Philadelphia which has
Given and given to the great world
strife. ever since the war began, life
blood and widows mites, and in the
face of poverty is still giving, giving,
according to a Philadelphia correspond
ent.
Not one man between seventeen and
fifty years old remo.nS in the member
ship of the little church of st. Sauveur.
All are at the front, some are with
the French army, some are with the
United States forces, but all have gone.
All are fighting for the same great
world ideal.
They have left mothers, wives and
little ones who do not complain, but
give to the last penny, not only for
those they love, but for the relief OF
all suffering.
Nearly all of them are working peo-
pie, but, in addition to the struggle
for bread and butter, they have found
the way to adopt and support four or
nhans in France. In addition to the
incessant knitting and sewing for the
little war orphans here these brave
women have also found time to make
and send countless wooden comforts
and relief supplies to the war victims
in France and Belgium, the orphans
and the wounded. They also subscribed
to the starving ArmenianS.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
BOSChEE'S GERMAN SYRUP

Why use ordinary cough remedies,
when Boschee's German Syrup has
been used so successfully for tifty-one
years in all parts of the United
States for coughs. bronchitis, colds
settled in the throat especially lung
troubles 1t gives the patient a good
nights rest, free from coughing, with
easy exnectoration in the morning,
gives M re a chance to soothe the
intiamed parts, throw off the disease,
helping the patient to regain ms
health. Sold in all civilized countries.
80 and 90 cent bottles.-Adv.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10

fruit Juice or little grape jelly. Cover
and cook in q moderate oven for an
hour and quarter. Add one cupiul
of potato bal-s, which have also been
Drowned, and send to the table in the
casserole.
Spanish Saace.-Cook together for
ten minutes two tablespoonful OF
sweet Eat, two IF chopped onion, two of
choppea carrot and one tablespoonful
of .,honped celery. Add. two table
spoonfll.s of flour and cook until rich
brown; add one pint of rich clear
stock abd stir until thick and smooth.
Add one tablespoonful of chopped ham,
one bay leaf, two cloves, a sprig of
parsley. s klade of mace and salt and
pepper to season. Simmer very slow
ly for tive Eours add one tablespoon
full of gelatin soaked in a quarter Of "A
cupful of Foup stock until soft; sim
mer for 10 minutes longer, skim and
strain.
Combination Rarebit.-Take three
fourths of cupful Of grated cheese
half pound of spaghetti cooked until
Ionuer, one cuplul Oh minced cOOkcO
ham, two tablespoonfuls each of sweet
fat and flour, cupful Of milk, three
fourths of teaspoonful of salt and
one-eighth of a teaspoonful of pepper
a half cupful of dry crumbs mixed with
two tablespoonfuls of ham fat Butte.
a casserole. Melt the fat and add the
-four and seasonings, then the milk and
cheese, allowing the cheese to melt
Put layer of spaghetti in the cas-
serole, sprinkle with ham. add some
sauce, continuing until all Is used, hav
ing the crumbs on top. Bake Is MN
utes in hot oven. The proportions OF
ham, spaghetti and cheese may b,
varied to suit the amount of leftovers
cauiifower Soup.-Select one gooc
head of cauliflower. Wash and picl
1t apart, drop into kettle of boilin,
water, add teaspoonful of salt afte
a few minutes and cook thirty min
(; utcs. Drain and add to the water on
| pint of milk, teaspoonfui of scrape'
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10

oIe.-Prepare a small fowl as for
stuiling. Remove legs and wings. Bone
the legs and stuff them with the fol
lowing: Chop the cooked chicken liver.
a half cupfu of ham and six blanched
chestnuts. Mix with cupful of bread
crumbs half cupful or more of milk,
two egg yolks Season to taste with
nutmeg, thyme, marjora,n, salt, pars-
ley and onion juice. Roll the FOWL
after stuf1ing in flour and brown in
the pan; place in a casserole, add two
carrots. two onions and half cupful
of uncooked rice with d pint of water
Simmer one or two hours.
Indian Delight-Cook half pound
of spaghetti in boiling sailed water.
Chop one small onion, one Glove OF
garlic a green pepper fine and fry In
half cupful of olive oil until the
onions are golden, then add cupiul
of condensed tomato, one and hair
teaspoonfuls of salt, cayenne and pap
rika to taste, half teaspOonful OF
worcestershire sauce. When thorough
ly heated stir in half cupful OF
| CHEESE. VINE Ilclteu tui tlic
and half a can of Cam and lastly q
half pound of hamburg steak. soft
ened with cold water to prevent Its
cooking in Jumps. Stir over the fire
for five minutes and turn into baking
dish Sprinkle with grated cheese and
bake 20 minutes.
California Pudding.-Take a cupfu
each of raw potato ground, carrot
and apple, also ground cupful OF
brown sugar, cupful of raisins, cup
full and quarter of -four teaspoon
full of cinnamon, half teaspoonful o.
cloves and Il teaspoonful of soda stirred
into the potato. Cream half cupfu
of shortening with the sugar. dredg'
the raisins with a little flour. Mi
and steam three hours. Serve no
with hard or liquid sauce.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
Cron and pruq Plants.

One of the projects outlined by the
committee on botaay of the national
research council b, tbe 81 arch for wild
plants which may be used as wartime
substitutes fo~ The more costly crop
plants. During the Civil war DR.. John
Porcher, a Scutherner, published a
book giving a list Of plants o. the
South which could be substituted for
much-needed food and drug plants. 1t
IS suggested that information might be
obtained from hunters, trap ers,
woodsmen, farmers. Indians and the
foreigners, who pick up considerable
food from the countryside. Similar in
formation is desired concerning plants
that can be used In medicine.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
Would Take Glass Eye Back.

Paul Gary of Anderson, Ind, is all
American, with the exception Of a
glass eye. The substitute optic is
alien.
Gary tried to enlist in the United
States marine corps at their recruiting
station in Louisville, KY, but was re-
jected when his i2drnity was discOv-
cred by Sergt. G. C. Wright.
Didn't you know that the loss Of
an eye woull prevent your enlistins?'
asked the sergeant.
Il thought it might" explained Gary,
"but this glass blinker is the only part
Of me that was made in Germany, and
| want to take it back"
He was advised to mail it.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10

variety to the Diet and furnish the
growth determinant which is found III
egg yolk and so Seccssary for bodily
well-being.
Southern Rice Bread.--Put two cup
fuls of boiled rice in "A bowl, add two
cupfuls of milk, and the yolks of four
well beaten eggs. Sift in gradually,
one cupful of -four. add half tea
spoonful of salt, two tablespoonfuls
Of melted shortening, and the whites
OF the eggs beaten to a stlf froth.
Turn into a shallow well creased pan
and bake As minutes i'll a moderate
oven. A half cupful of rice may be
added to almost any muffin, gem, or
griddle cake batter.
Almond Milk Soup.--Thke a half a
pound of rice, wash well and put into
double boiler with o quart of milk,
add one-half teaspoonful of salt and let
it cock slowly until every grain is ten
der aud sweled to double its original
size. While the rice is cooking, Shell and
blanch a half pound of almonds, chop
them very fine, or grind in meat
chopper. then pound in mortar, add
few drops of milk at time (using
three or four tablespoonfuls, 1t will
make the nuts less oily). When the
paste is smooth, add it to three
pints of milk and simmer for thirty
minutes. When the rice is done turn
it out carefully into the soup tureen,
then pour over 1t the almonds and
milk
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10

medicine for woman's ailments | ever
saw. Mrs. SARA SHAW, K. No. l.
Portsmouth, Ohio.
Mrs. Shaw proved the merit Of this
medicine and wrote this letter in order
that other suffering women may lind
relief as she did.
Women who are suffering as she was
should not drag along from day to day
without giving this famous root and
herb remedy, Lydia e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound, trial. For special
advice in regard to such ailments write
to Lydia F.. Pinkham Medicine Co. Lynn.
Mass. The result of its forty years
experience is at your service.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cann0t reach !,
only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness.
and that is by a constitutional remedy.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
of the System. Catarrhal Deafness is
caused by an inflamed condition Of the
mucous lining. Of the, Eustachian Tube.
When this tube is infiamed you nave q
rnmbling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when it is entirely closed. Deafness is the
result. Unless the inflammation can be re-
duced and this tube restored to It's nor,
NAL condition, hearing may be destroyed
forever. Many cases of Deafness are
caused by Catarrh. which is an infiamed
condition OF the Mucous SURFACES.
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
be cured by HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE.
All Druggists 75c. Circulars free.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add OF. Bay
Rum, small box of Barbo Compound,
and 4 OF. of glycerine. Any druggist can
put this up or you can mix it at home at
very little cost. Full directions for max
ing and use come in each box of Barbo
Compound. 1t will gradually darken
streaked, faded gray hair, and make it soft
and glossy. 1t will not color the scalp, is not
sticky or greasy, and does not rub off. Adv.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10

Mrs. Kawlller-Then you and young
Mr.. Sharp are not on speaking terms
any more?
Mrs. Blunderby-No. indeed. The
last time I met him I told him my
husband had locomotive attacksia, and
the young whppersnapple had the I'M
pudence to ask if he whistled at cross
tngS
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
Nuns FIGHT Flames,

Nuns assisted to fight fire in East
Marches, l.. l., the other day. A three
story wood-and-stucco edifice caught
fire. Bucket lines We're formed, and l.
nuns who had been living in the build
ing took part, but the fire was uncon-
querable and the building was de-
strOyed.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
Eat Them Quickly.

One storage egg, at II cents, Is the
weekly egg ration of Berliners. The
papers state that as large part of
the eggs from which this modest ra-
ton is derived are products of the re-
frigerator. buyers are urged to fetch
them promptly and consume them
without unnecessary delay"
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10

powder Il dash Of salt; add this mix
ture to the sugar and egg mixture al
ternately with half-cupful of cold
water. beating very thoroughly then
fold in the egg white and bake 40 min
utes in moderate oven. If this cake
is well-beaten and carefully made it
will have Il fine texture.
Ginger bread, hot and fresh, with
cottage cheese and apple sauce makes
most satisfying dessert.
MarshmalIow Rice Pudding.-Take
cold boiled rice and add sugar, spices
or flayoring, with beaten egg and
milk for an ordinary rice pudding.
Then place on top Il dozen marshmal-
lows which have been soaked in milk
for three hours, and bake until light
brown.
Apple Omeet.-MiX tablespoonful
of flour into smooth paste with one
third of cupful of milk; add quar-
ter of a teaspoonful of salt, tea
spoonful of sugar and Il tablespoonful
of sweet fat, melted, with four we'll
beaten eggs. Pare, core and chop
four large apples, melt tablespoonful
of fat in frying pan and, when very
hot. turn in the apples stir and cook
| until slightly soft. Pour over the Hour.
egg and milk mixture and shake well,
| lifting the edges to prevent Scorchlng
and to cook evenly. When the eggs are
set, dust with sugar and roll out on
| hot platter. Set in the oven on the
crate, or under the gas flame to brown
| the top.
Pimento and Cheese Entre.-Takt
six. canned red peppers, salt the IN
sides, after draining fill with cupfu
Of sharp cheese, grated; set on rounds
of toast, pour the pimento hquol
around the toast in a pan and BAKE
lust long enough to melt the cheese.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
Nun hlefmsaQ
Mo Woman Aucticneer.

Although there Is no record thar
woman has ever been an uuctioncer.
it is on record that in May, 1912. the
mayor of New York, Mr.. Caynor. an
swered an inquiry addressed to him
by a woman by saying that there was
nothing In the law to prevent a wom-
an from becoming an auctioneer.
Strange enough. it was m!liiner who
made the inquiry.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
Soothe itchinu Scalps.

On retiring gently rub spots OF dam
druff and itching with Cuticura ONT
ment Next morning shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water. For free
samples address, "Cuticura, Dept. \,
Boston" At druggists and by mail.
Soap 25, Ointment % and 5O.vAdv.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10

and broil it for two mia
utes on each side to scar
the meat and hold in its
juice. Transfer it to n
stOne-covered dish. add
one pint of Spanish
sauce, one cupful Of
small onions which have
been lightly Drowned in
hot fat and four table
sD0OnfulS of any canned
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
Meant Business.

Sne-I like the way the men had or
talking in the days of old when knights
were bold.
He-IIow did they talk?
She-They had a habit of saying
"Ah, marry, will II"
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10

llltdic W i IL " u l.
much reference to
them. They are
SO nourishing that
when possible, es-
pecially when one
has children they
should be used in
various ways oc-
.ll a
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10

~ w StAR -
could hardly get
around to do my
work, and as | had
four in my family
and three boarders
it made it very hard
for me. Lydia E.
Pinkham's V ege-
table Com pound
was recommended
to me. l took it
and it has restored
my health. 1t is
oa-+,;,1xy thu haof
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custom to go without
frosting on our cakes:
inexpensive Cake
Beat to Il cream five ia
blespoonfuls of sweet fat
of any kind, add a cupful
of sugar and an unbeat-
en- egg yolk. Mix well
one and two-thirds cup
fuls of flour with two
teaspoonfuls of baking
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
When Interest Ceases,

As soon as the rat finds that he is
trapped he loses all interest in the
piece of cheese that caused his down
fall.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10

piece or two or Da-
con or a little meat
or sausage is added
to it before putting
1t in the mold Il
will make IA more
nourishing dish and
one which may take
the place of meat.
Chicken en- Cas-
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Kaiser Eats War Food.

War menus recently figured on the
kaisers table, for he is reported to
have entertained the chancellor, Won
Hindenburg, and Won LudendorT to
vegetable soup, pudding and cheese.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10

Think that Wa shington is slow
Saints above.
Want to get EN- on the go?
Want to shove?
Want to help for woe or veal?
Listen, Bub:
Fut your shoulder to the wheel
RIOT the hub.
-McLandburg w
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10

Peru was the first country to add
school curriculum.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10

]. S. Roper, retiring at sixty-fve in
st. Louis, has travelled 6S6,000 miles
a. q railway conductor.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10

The girl who doesn't marry an army
man these days gets but mengerf
press notice.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10

Just doing right-not striving TO be
great
Or wise or rich or seeking noble fate:
Just being good and generous and
brave,
Just trying how humanity to save
All! that's the way to live
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10

To keep clean and healthy take DIR.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regu-
late liver, bowels and stomach.-Adv.
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
lnauortanf to MQtfleYa

CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children. and see that 1t
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
sEAsCNABLE GOOD THINGS.

A thick Ont Of round steak makes
most appetizinc dish cooked in cas-
SerOle Wine the steak
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
SEASCNABLE DISHES.

With eggs as high in price as they
are it seems eypedient to plan our
Philip weekly review and Bad River news. [volume] (Philip, Stanley County, S.D.) 1912-1918, 1918-01-10
GOOD THINGS FOR THE TABLE.

Try this good and inexpensive cake.
AS we are conserving on sugar. 1t