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The Yale expositor., 1918-12-26
Dog Flesh Is Valued
at SIPS Per Pound

Seattle, Wash.-Dog flesh val
ued at $125 a pound is the sub
ject Of a suit In the superior
court here.
champion Impy," a Maltese
with a gross weight OF eight
pounds, is valued at $1,000, ac-
cording to allegation In COM
plant on file. He is declared
also to be the only English
champion of his breed in Amer
lea.
The complainants declare they
left the dog with the defendants
for treatment In June. 1918. and
now, although the animal is
cured, the champion Is withheld
from his rigthful owners.
The Yale expositor., 1918-12-26
Tried in Extensive Tests and
Proves Success.
Used IN Everything From Trucks and
Tractors to Airpianes, Say
Inventors.

washington.-"Liberty fuel" the
substitute for gasoline developed by
Mai. oliver p. Zimmerman and Capt.
r. C. weisgarber of the gas and oil
production division OF the war depart
ment, has proved its practicability in
extensive tests in automobiles, motor
cycles, motortrucks. tractors, station
airy engines and airplanes.
"The net results" said Major Zim-
norman. showed that although
checked against every commercial
grade of gasoline In the highest types
Of gasoline engines, refined to the linn
Il Of engineering knowledge and with
The Yale expositor., 1918-12-26
BY VICTOR ROUSSEAU
~

Colonel, attempting to make the pas.
sage.
The General gave him his arm and
assisted him, and, when he stood still,
placed one arm about him to steady
him.
"Do you recognize that man2" he
asked.
The Colonel stiffened; Kei@zrau
fen back against the wall.
"As I'm living man." cried Colo
mel Howard, "it's Hampton"
The Yale expositor., 1918-12-26

ton was still carrying on his trade, still
selling government secrets. You see
why, Colonel? he continued, turning
to Howard. Because they themselve,
were continuing their vile work, ant
the new leakages had to be accounted
for"
Kellerman, CHASTITY white, Leaned
against the brick wall; he was fun
bling nervously In his tunic pocket.
IL suppose. sir, that you are accus
ing" he began.
(To BE coNTINUEpO
The Yale expositor., 1918-12-26
Hat Check Pirate Is
Put in "PIeaSe" Class

New YOrk.-The hat-check pi-
rate in Gotham has been rele-
gated to the please" class rath-
er than that of "pay me-"
District Attorney Swami has
decreed that the practice of tip
ping hat-check boys or girls is
not compulsOry-in fact, should
be classed as ''nonessential."
The opinion followed the COM
plant of a cabaret customer
'whose SO hat has already cost
him over S14" and who was call
ed "piker" by a check boy
when he refused to check his
hat and coat.
The Yale expositor., 1918-12-26
Found.

"Ahai" Kissed the Pullman porter
II have found the secret of his berth !"
And he took flask from under the
passengers pilIow.r-Cartoons Magss
zine.
The Yale expositor., 1918-12-26

All importatIons Of coffee into this
country are now under the direction
Of the United States sugar equalizs-
ton boar
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06
NO TIME TO SELECT WEAPON
Bridget Had Little Trouble in Explain
ing Why She Had Used Poker
on Her Hubby.

Bridget was before the magistrate
upon the charge of beating her hus-
band, who stood near the desk with
his head bound up in a mass Of band
ages and surrounded by an odorous
cloud of iodine, indicating that he had
undergone extensive treatment at the
hospital. The magistrate called the
wife to the bar Of justice.
Now, madam" he said, "can you
explain To me why you struck your
husband over the head with the
poker?"
Bridget laid her hand on the bar
and leaning far over so she could i'm
press her answer upon the attentive
officer OF the law, replied:
"Shure, / hit him with the poker,
your honor, because at that moment
l couldn't lay my hands on the broom
stick that most generally uses"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06
WHY WOMEN DREAD
OLD AGE

Don't worry about old age. Don't worry
about being in other peoples way when
you are getting on in years. Keep your
body in good condition and you can be as
hale and hearty in your old days as you
were when a kid, and every one will be
glad to see you.
The kidneys and bladder are the causes
of senile Affections. Keep them clean and
in proper working condition. Drive the
poisonous wastes from the system and
avoid uric acid accumulations. Take GOLD
MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules periodical
ly and you will find that the system will
always be in perfect working order Your
spirits will be enlivened, your muscles
made strong and your face have once
more the look of youth and health.
New life, fresh strength and health will
come as you continue this treatment. When
your first vigor has been restored continue
for awhile taking a capsule or two each
day. They will keep you in condition and
prevent a return of your troubles.
There is only one guaranteed brand OF
HARLEM Oil Capsules, GOLD MEDAL.
There are many fakes on the market. BE
sure you get the Original GOLD MEDAL
Imported HARLEM Oil Capsules. They are
the only reliable. For sale by all frst-class
Enthusiastically.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06
EXTRACTS FROM R0OSEVELT'S
ADDRESS MEMORIAL DAY

Put the nation in a place to be
recognized as a land in which every
citizen is an American and nothing
else.
Prepare for national defense, so that
we may never be caught as we have
been caught.
Put this war through TO an end
which will mean a triumph for lasting
peace.
II the men of 1861 had contented
themselves with speaking well OF
Washington, we would not be proud OF
those men today
We could easily have had peace in
1S64-a year before the Civil war
ended-by merely quitting the fight
by saving war was awful II we mad,
I should not be speaking to you to-
night because | should have been born
in a foreign nation. Such peace
might have lasted as much as two
years.
after this war won't have to explain
things. and they are the men who
wear the uniform of Uncle Sam.
In the years TO come II will be a
heap easier to explain why you went
than why you didn't
It's for US to settle once and for
all that we're a nation united not only
as TO sections, but as to nationalties
within our border.
We must establish once for all that
TINS Is nation ana not polN BlOl
boarding house.
There is no room for $3.50 loyalty.
II man says he loves this country
and another, too, send him back and
let him love the other country TO
death.
II may be hard for a German 10 fight
his native country. IL was probably
hard for Washington. Adams, Light
Horse" Harry Lee and Mad An
thony" Wayne to fight Great Britain.
But they did II.
can hardly be accused OF admira-
ton for George the Third, but he was
white winged dove compared with
the Kaiser
l would have fought Germany at the
drop of the hat after the Lusitania
sinking.
Pacifists, male and female-if you
can predicate sex Of a pacihst-said
II we didn't prepare. we wouldn't have
war. We have not prepared and we
have the war.
Don't hit man If you can help IT
but never hit soft If you do hit
him. put him to sleep.
The American pacifst has been the
ablest ally of the German militarist.
II we don't fight this war through
Wen have TO fight II over
II they called me a hyphenated citi-
zen for having foreign blood, they'd
have TO use seven hyphens.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06
A Hot One.

Was it at meeting of our aircraft
officials? Perhaps it was and perhaps
it wasn't. Anyway, member was pro-
testing vigorously against the snail-like
progress in turning out things that
were sorely needed. A "scene" ensued
and the chairman tried to pour oil on
the troubled waters.
"AIr. Blank must remember" said
he, that Rome wasn't built in a day.
IL know it wasn't" retorted the pro-
testing member, land If this board had
had the work to do il wouldn't be built
yet."-BOstOn Transcript.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06

surely proved to be. feel better and
stronger in every way since taking it,
and the annoying symptoms have disap-
peared. - Mrs. M. Golden, 925 Ma
poleon St., Fremont, Ohio.
Such annoying symptoms as heat
flashes, nervousness, backache, head
ache, irritability and "the blues" may
be speedily overcome and the system
restored to normal conditions by this
famous root and herb remedy Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
If any complications present them
selves write the Pinkham Medicine Co.,
Lynn, Mass, for suggestions how to
overcome them. The result of forty
years experience is at your service and
your letter held in strict confidence.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06
SWAMP-R0OT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as a medicine for
durable ailments of the kidneys, liver
and bladder.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root stands the
highest for the reason that it has proven
to be just the remedy needed in thou
sands upon thousands of distressing cases.
Swamp-Root, a physicians prescription for
special diseases, makes friends quickly be-
cause its mild and immediate effect is
soon realized in most cases. 1t is a gen.
tie. healing vegetable compound.
Start treatment at once. Sold at all
drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medi-
um and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, n. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06
Population of the Earth.

In 1877 the population of the earth,
according to Busching, was about 1000
millions: in 1900, according to Fabri
and Stein only 800 millions; in 1888,
according TO Stein and HOrschelman,
mated it at /, 266 millions and KOlb, in
1865. at 1,220 millions. According to
the latest calculations the earth is in
habited by 1,400 million happy 90
human beings.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06

SIX years OF age ana
had all the symp-
toms incidenttothat
change-heat flash
es, nervousness, and
was in a general run
down condition, so
it was hard for me
to do my work.
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound was recon-
mended to me as the
best remedy for my
troubles, which it
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06
Have a Clear Skin.

Make Cuticura Soap your everyday
toilet soap and assist it now and then
by touches of Cuticura Ointment to
soften, soothe and heal. For free
samples address "Cuticura, Dept. Y,
Boston" At druggists and by mail
Soap 20, Ointment % and 50.-Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06
LETTING out a Secret.

Old Lady Ito grocer's boy)-Don't
you know that it is very rude to
whistle when dealing with lady.
Boy-That's what the guv'nor told
me to do, mum.
told you to whistler
"Yes'm. He said If we ever sold you
anything we'd have TO whistle for the
money"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06
STATE MEMORIAL DAY D0INGS
Throughout Michigan the Day Was
Celebrated BY Paying Praise
to Fallen Heroes.

Ypsilanti-Thirty veterans of the
Civil war marched in the parade
Thursday and took part in the Memoir
ial day exercises at Pease auditorium
and Highland cemetery. G. w. Rogers,
90 years old, was the oldest veteran
in line. The exercises at the auditor
ium were under the auspices of the
Sons of Veterans.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06
Part of Her Costume.

Bessie came running to her grand
mother holding a dry, pressed leaf, OBJ
viously the relic of a day long gone
by. 81 found ii in the big Bible,
grandma" she said. DO you 'spose
it belonged to Eve"-Boston Tran
script.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06
A Word of Precaution.

lust for the vegetable preparations for infants
y and children
Why any vegetable preparations unsafe for infants and children
Why Syps Coras and Drops condemned by all Physicians and
most laymen?
Why has the Government placed ban all preparations containing
other poisonous drugs Opium its Va prepared forms and pleasing tastes
and under its innumerable names?
These questions that every Mother will do well inquire about
Physician will recommend the keeping Of Fetchers CSa the
house for common ailments of infants and children
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06
The Reason.

"Your patient certainly does keep
up, nurse" That's natural, doctor.
He's an aviator"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06
Gold Dust.

HE says he is the dust at my feet"
"How does the dust assay" asked
the other girl.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06

Bay City-Memorial services were
held in every church here Thursday.
In the Catholic churches a holy hour
was observed from $50 until 1880
Thursday night. In the majority of
homes the plea for fast and abstinence
was observed. Public exercises were
held in the armory.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06
that CHANGE IN
WOMAN'S LIFE
Mrs. Golden Tells How 1t
May be Passed in Safety
and Comfort.

Fremont, OF was passing through
the critical period of life, being forty
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06

Some people are like cider-sweet
enough until il is time to work.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06
FRECKLES
Now Is the Time to Get Rid Of These Ugly Spot

There's no longer the slightest need OF feeling
ashamed OF your freckes. Othine-double
Strengths guaranteed to remove these homely
spots
Simply get an ounce Of othine-double
strength-from your druggist. and apply little
of Il night and morning and you should soon see
that even the worst freckles have begun 20 dis
appear, while the lighter ones have vanished en-
tirely. II Is seldom that more than one ounce
Is needed 20 completely clear the skin and gain
a beautiful clear complexion
BE sure to ask for the double strength Othine,
az this Is sold under guarantee OF money back
n Il fails to remove freckles.--Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06

Flattery is the bridge some men
walk over to reach the good graces of
others.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-06

Ionia-Sixty Ionia county boys from
Camp Custer we're gwen post of hon.
or in Ionias Memorial day parade,
which followed a heavy downpour.
Forty Ionia women doing Red Cross
work yelled, created much interest
in the line, followed by the G. A. r.,
Woman's Relief corps, Elks, Knights
Templar, Odd Fellows, Boy Scouts,
Moose and school children.
Big Rapids-Members of the G.. A.
r. and Women's Relief corps strewed
flowers on the heroes graves at High
land View cemetery Thursday morn
ing. Volleys also were fired over
Mitchell creek, in honor of the sailors
who have gone. A parade formed at
1920, after which former Governor
w. N. Ferris spoke. In the evening
special prayer services were held at
three of the churches.
F'lint-The khaki of the national
army and the blue of Civil War Vet
Grams mingled on Thursday i'm the
Memorial day services in honor OF the
nations heroes.
Hundreds marched in the parade
through a steady downpour, to South
street bridge, where the sailor dead
we're honored, returning to 81 Paufs
Episcopal church. where Rev. William
Heilman, of Camp Custer, delivered
the Memorial day address.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-05-16
COUNTRY GIRL
DUPES CLUBMAN

Music hath charms TO soothe the saw
age breast. And so has cash. Mon
cure kelts, clubmsn and man-around
town has had 70 do a considerable
amount Of soothing with cash. and as
result is a laughing stock today. Min
ME Wills, innocent young country girl,
who put the dunce-cap on Moncure
Kelts, has left town for her home in
Three Oaks. la. bufdened with a large
sum Of money, while M0neure realizes
that many a simple littles country lass
can give milliOnaires a run for their
money.
Moncure started a campaign to add
Minnie TO his list of love eonquests,
but found the task difficult and the
way long. The further he went the
harder became the task. He bought
Minnie magnificent pearls and gowns
and spent piles Of money. and all 10
no purpose. In desperation he agreed
to an engagement. The young man 5
mother. learning of his engagement to
Minnie was SO delighted at the pros
pect of Moncure settling down so over
loved to take the little country girl
into her family that Moncure got quite
a bad case of shiverssand undertook to
buy the gnl off. He put up a nice
round sum and Minnie left at once for
/ Three Oaks. The story was too good
to keep and Moncure is being joshed.
Olive Thomas, always charming, will
play Minnie Wills in Limousine Life
at the Liberty Sunday.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-05-16
PINE GROVE

The beautiful and impressive Moth
er's Day sermon by Rev +. {. New
ham last Sunday morning will long be
remembered. The special music con-
sisted of fine solo by f. f. House,
violin music in addition to the regular
services, and the four minute talk on
the value of thrift stamps by Wendell
keck. which won for him prize from
the U. $. government
Eugene Lewis, son Of Mr.. .rand Mrs.
A. G. Lewis. is in France. Eugene
refused the position'of sergeant in the
commissary department, stating as hls
objection that it was no worse for him
to be in the fighting column than for
others.
Clifford Portler, wife and baby, of
The Dalles, visited the home folks
Sunday.
Mrs. B. NJ. Satterfield and daughter,
Of Portland. returned to their home
Sunday evening after visit of several
days with friends
Mrs. Clifford Ross, of Salem, is Wis.
iting her parents. Mr.. and Mrs. f. W.
Radford
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Tooley, of The
Dalles, visited at the A. l. Mason
home Saturday and Sunday and were
callers at the Jarvis home in the even
ing.
Mrs. Russell McCully and little
daughter left for Sand Point, Idaho,
Saturday evening to Join Mr.. McCully,
where they expect TO remain perma-
nently.
Howard Shoemaker and family, of
White Salmon, are intending to occupy
the Parmalee ranch, Mr.. Shoemaker
acting in the capacity.of foreman.
Hayes Bickford came from Fort
Stevens Saturday on a short furlough
for visit with his parents, returning
Sunday afternoon. Miss Ethel Bick-
ford, of White Salmon, also visited the
home folks Sunday.
Mrs. Joe Vannier and little son are
at Camp Lewis, having joined Mr..
Vannier, who has recently been sta
toned there.
The Pomona grange was largely at
tended at Odell last week Wednesday.
A bountiful dinner was prepared by
the grangers of Odell, giving strong
evidence of their hospitality.
The death of Miss Abbie Mills is
deeply regretted by all of her friends,
especially those whom she has served
as nurse 50 faithfully in the many
years she has lived in Hood River. A
few from this vicinity attended her
funeral Sunday afternoon.
The Misses Cleo johnson and Zoe
Scobee went to White Salmon Friday
evening and attended the high school
senior play.
Miriam Grow, who has been i'll for
several days with inhammatory rheum-
atism, is improving.
The County Sunday School Associa-
tion will meet in Pine Grove church
Saturday and Sunday Enext. Program
in detail is furnished in another col
umn.
The Red Cross auxiliary will meet
as usual at grange hall today.
The Parent-Teacher Association met
at the school house Tuesday evening.
The Amicus club met Wednesday
afternoon. The club has taken up Red
Cross work and meets the third We'd
nesday of each month.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-05-16
MOUNT HOOD.

Remember the cold Maid Conven.
tion" to be held Thursday evening at
the Mount Hood hall for the benefit of
the Red Cross.
The Mount Hood school closes Friday
with picnic.
Misses Bernice and Anelory Everson
We're business visitors at Hood River
Tuesday.
Hazel Miller returned from her visit
at Hood River Friday evening.
r, S. Hammer has moved back to
Odell.
c. H. Shaw spent Tuesday at Hood
River.
Mrs. George Ertle came up. from
Hood River Sunday to spend the week
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. George
Barr.
The grammar room pupils and their
teacher, Miss Johnson, climbed Bald
Butte Saturday and enjoyed picnic
dinner.
Miss Florence Everson represented
the Mount Hood society of Christian
Endeavor at the convention held at
Hood River Saturday and Sunday
Isabelle Dimmick has the Liberty
measles and Edmond Miller and Rich
ard Doggett have the mumps.
Mrs. Florepce Everson is slowly i'm
proving after the recent attack of
bronchitis.
John Jameson is up from Portland
to visit his,mother, Mrs. Argie Sand
man.
Zibe Dimmick and niece, Mrs. Cur
tbs, spent Saturday at Hood River.
Mrs. Elizabeth Curtis and Alma
Kitchel were elected as delegates to
the Sunday school convention to be
held at the Pine Grove church Satur-
day and Sunday of this week.
There will be preaching services at
l / O'Clock Sunday, May l9.
Quite a number from Mount Hood
attended the play given at Parkdale
last Friday evening and pronounced it
good.
Word received from Douglas Leasure,
who is working in the forestry service
at Welch's, states that he has been i'll
with the mumps and the measles.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-05-16
For Circuit JUDGE

In June 1917, the appointment was
given me to succeed the late Judge W.
L. Bradshaw as Circuit Judge. Under
the law this appointment holds only un-
til the next general election and this
office is one OF those which the people
will be called upon to till next Novem-
ber. During the last nine months
have endeavored to fulfil the duties Of
Circuit Judge faithfully and justly, With
out any lear and without any favor Ii
it is agreeable to the voters Of the
Seventh in icial District, | should like
to be elected us Judge Bradshaw s sue
cessor and therefore announce my candi-
dacy for the Republican nomination for
Circuit Judge
can promise nothing more for the
future than | have tried to do since last
June, except that added eSperiet &c
should bring greater efficiency
FRED W. WILSON.
paid AdV1
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-05-16
johnson Will Watch For Fires

Douglas Johnson, who for the past
several months has been chief clerk in
the office of the Pacfc Power & Light
Co.. will leave soon for Pauina lookout
station located at an s, 400 foot eleya
tion south of Bend, where he will spend
the summer in watching out for fires
for the United States forestry service
Mr.. Johnson spent last summer riding
range in the Paulina district. The OBJ
servation station, with the exception of
that presided over by Elijah Coalman
at the summit of Mount Hood, is the
highest in Oregon.
Mr.. Johnson will be succeeded by
Miss Verona f. Wood, who has Just
rendered her resignation as registrar of
the Lewiston, Idaho, Normal school.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-05-16
WAR WORRIES UPSET HEALTH

1t is agreed by medical authorities
that worry affects the digestive or
gans. When the digestion is out Of
order it throws the whole physical be.
ing out of gear b. b. Hayward, I'm
adilla, Ga, writes Foley Cathartic
Tablets give me quicker relief than
anything have ever tried. They re-
heve bihOusness, bad breath, bloat-
ing, gas, indigestion and constipation.
No gripping or nausea. Sold every
where
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-05-16
Methodist Church

Sunday school at 10 o'clock. The
school is planning Tor a picnic soon,
ana all are urged to be present Sun
day Rabbi Joseph Goldman, from
Russia, will speak both morning and
evening next Sunday. Mr.. Goldman is
a Russian Jew, trained as rabbi, but
converted to Christianity. His wife
and children were massacred because
of his faith. He will speak Sunday
evening on "Will Russia Fight" He
thinks Russia will yet get together
and fight for democracy. Being a stu
dent of Russian life, his words carry
weight He spoke three times last
Sunday in The Dalles to packed audi.
ences.
Junior and senior Epworth Leagues
Up. m. j. d. Lewellen, Pastor.