South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-10-27

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Wen hear the primer class: See
the Hun. Can the Hun run? The
Hun can run. See the Hun run. The
son Of a gun"
( The German emperor can now
comprehend the meaning Of those
lines in Excelsior'-Dark lowers
the tempest o'erhead. the roaring
torrent is deep and wide.
The war poets have never Stacked
on their part Of it, They have pro-
duced and produced and produced.
/ II only the men who produce tur-
nips, potatoes and beans could have
proven such prolific outputters!
The Enterprise says: I'VE are
spending $50, 100000 a day" Gee.
our brother probably has yard eggs
, for breakfast and fried chicken for
dinner every day.
|
The present period is a turning
point in the history Of the world
The Sinking slaves of money lust
who have failed in their duty need
not think they will be forgotten.
/ Their place in the execration and
contempt of mankind will become
more pronounced as the years go
by.
Don't get on the street corner and
bawl like a jackass for uncondition-
al surrender and then refuse TO con-
tribute toward the forthcoming
| Mishawaka drive for funds for
worthy war objects.
Rep. Barnhart is 10 take a brief
recess. 1t isn't that he needs rest.
but he wants to get into the bleach
ers TO see the biennial drubbing that
the saints of an invincih;e and ever
lasting democracy administer TO the
minions of a depraved and devilish
republican party.
Shed a tear for Pvt. Albert Hall
Of Virginia. His German captors
have him imprisoned at Limburg, g.
| place that wouldn't be any sweeter
if it had a less odorous name.
/
II is said the German chancellor
objects TO the tone of the president
reply. This is no time for squeam-
ishness on the part OF the German
government. If II doesn't like our
| Schumannesque notes we can offer
it a fine line Of Americanized
| Wagnerian effects.
- There has been no attempt in
Mishawaka 20 kill the prominent
republican who predicted the defeat
of Rep. Barnhart 1t has been
thought best to let him talk away
because in that way he might dis
close the place where he got the
stuff that made him foolish.
The kaiser has maintained more
silence in the last 30 days than he
had in all the preceding time of his
life, sleeping time included.
|
1t takes a man with powerful
lot Of money to win the love of a
! college girl if he uses the Il seen. &"
I taken" and Il done it" brand Of
/ era mmar.
! The next proposal is TO HOoverize
| coffee. We would like to wiring the
neck Of the scamp who wired to
! Washington that we liked coffee. If
he ever reveals in Hooverdom the
! cherished secret of our fondness for
liver and onions we shall kill him
on sight.
Among the optimists must be
/ counted those good women who be-
lieve the suffrage amendment will
ultimately be submitted. despite the
lingeried. long-legged, uncorsetted
and idiosyncracied bunch OF banner
I toters in the vicinity Of the white
= house.
There are some women so mean
that they deny themselves onions
and cabbage because they can't bear
their neighbors to have the ecstacy
NJ smelling the priceless perfume
OF 'em.
Still, If a man were always 10
practice what ne preacneS, the gang
would be mad at him for being de-
prived Of the privilege of calling
him dam hypocrite." You simply
| can't please EN- all.
|
Some Of the politicians are still
wondering what the president meant
when he said Let politics be ad-
] journed." He meant republican poll
tics. Influenza, republican politics,
| mosquitoes and things like that
| ou"-it TO be always adjourned
Philadelphia is going 70 fine the
! spitters. Come to think OF il. Misha-
/ waka might hold that plan in re-
| serve until the nth Liberty loan
comes up. Judge Ralph Feig might
! get the towns entire quota that
way.
Mishawaka is not so gratifed
about getting over the top that she
can easily forget the outrageous,
penurious and unpatriotic attitude
/ OF the bunch that failed 20 act on the