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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-28

clear himself He stood all the criti-
cism hurled at him without a muir
muir, and that by Chicago critics was
very harsh and often Venomously IN
Just and unfair
Macdonald has, in his excellent
verse, covered Heinies' last seasons
career neatly. gracefully and TO the
DOT, even to the line. And though at
times you mike Us cuss-"
VIII Get Big Reception
When Heinie Zimmerman makes
his appearance on the Polo grounds
April 16 IN the orening championship
game Of the season Of 1913 he viii get
one Of the greatest receptions ever
Given q basehail PLAYER in this or any
other city. Foremost in the grand
ovation VIII be "The Heinie Tim
Bronx Boosting Band Make no mis-
take about that
Heinie stood the gaff
Giants Chances Improved.
With Sehupp in line and Barnes.
OF the Boston Braves. on McGraW's
pitching staff the Giants again loom
up as having the best chance TO cop
the seasons pennant. notwithstand-
Ing the Cubs great promise even
with Rogers Hornsby included.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-28
Not Wild About
Getting Herzog
By Tad

Il begins 70 look like George stall
iings doesn't care what happens 70
the Giants in the HerzOg case He Is
quoted as saying that Il Is up 20 the
Giants 70 settle with Herzog 50 that
he Will be satisfied, and that II they
don't he'll be glad enough 70 have
Doyle and Barnes back
There Is a growing suspicion that
the manager OF the Braves would be
well pleased II the deal were called
on. and IL seems to be up to the
Giants. who don't want Herzog even
IS much g the Braves do, putting the
case in that sort OF lefthanded Ian
guage.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-28
TO HEINB.
~ ]. a. lIACDONALD.

Heinie boy, Its Up For Your
You know we say It from the heart
You've been panned numerically
it's true,
But here's to you for another start.
You have that easy, natural grace
You have keen old batting eye.
And though You did not win The
Race,
You always make a gallant try.
You batted in a hundred runs
Was always right there in a pinch
You're one Of Gotham's biggest guns
That helped the Giants the flag 70
cinch-
And when the Series hopes had flown
In that much talked-of final game,
Though others helped you make the
bone"
You manfully took all the blame.
So out there this year by third base
on. Heinie, 1T is Avail for You.
We look upon you as an ace
To win ball games as you can DO.
There's sentiment in al Of US,
We've faith in you, 50 fast and
trim,
And though at times you'd make Us
Our hearts are with you, Heinie
Zim.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-28

ATTEL WAS ONE OF TIE most
remarkable featherweights that ever
stepped under a rope, though. One
night he'd fight at 11s pounds. the next
he'd take on a Lightweight. Size and
weight never bothered him much. He
fought such lightweights as Eddie
Hanlons Tommy Murphy, Battling
Nelson and Freddie Welsh, and was
always there at the finish making It
quite interesting for his opponent
He even fought Buddy Ryan, the
WeiterFeight champ, a six-round affair
ont vest, and bostsd him That's more
thar q featherweight If today VIII do.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-28
THROUGH
SPORTVILLE
Names.
By WILLIAM F. KIRK.

SHAKESPEARE thought
the and when to think and nothing
then
ZbyszkO Here's that the a
Smith plain
Casey
Swedish spurs
find Fncmn and there like
the whene the sung
the Vadek ZbyszkO alongl
Vadeki Though wrese wen and chuck your pn
though wled while
when began in print Why didn't good hint you
Bolshevik easier, viii allow, than
K
rhyme Zbyo puts a hyraste
Vladek about
While throwing men ues
Why don't you throw that away
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-28

eollar button And get the position Of
bis feet No dancing master was ever
more graceful
The only thing we can't see is the
DID iron head rest that is carefully con
eealed behind Abe. The chances are
that It vas hurting his neck some at
that
anyway doesn't ALB look Ike
choir boy herei You'd never think
be vas about to start massaging other
Touhg mems nossG
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-28
MRS. HURD WINS THE
EnHE CHAN

Pinehurst. \. c., March 2S.-Lrs.
Dorothy Campbel-Hurd, OF Pittsburg.
won the United North and South
Woman's golf championship here yes
terday. defeating Mrs. Ronald h Bar
low, OF Philadelphia. in the final con-
test. to Z.
Miss sara Fownes, Of PittsburE.
won the first consolation trophy. de-
featinE Mrs. Myra Hemler Prltchard,
OF Battle Creek, Mich, 8 to l.
The governors trophy was won by
Mrs. J. T. Duryea, Of Springfield, and
the secretary's trophy went to Mrs. J.
D. Armstrong, Of Buffalo.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-28
Should Have More
Like Billy Hack

Atlanta. Ca. March 2s.-Jack Brit
ton, welterWeight, was awarded the
referees decision over Jimmy Duffy
Ia their bout here last night. Referee
William Hack in the eighth round OF
a scheduled ten round fight, stopped
said:
"This IS the only man doing any
fighting, and I award the fight to
him"
Duffy and his manager claimed they
had not been given fair treatment"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-28
He NeYer CO IL -.

JACK GLEASON, WHO WAS manager
Baseball pulled the club the other
players league who bad played together kids before
Reilly third anan and Jimmy Whaen pitcher They played
small leagues together for and roommates When they
Whalen
Whalen awful thing batter and struck times
an Smith Brothers have cough
you for years-Im Jimmy Whalen'
Whalen Reilly the pitcher
aIen, Reilly, don't you remember toghe1 I'm
Thasn; o. the level am.
aRsly paid They Finally
remember Bakersfield I'm Wha the
Reilly With disguised look turned looked at Jimmy
you kid boy he Hpe 'ALEE NEVER GOT AROUND
THIS PAR"
We Wish to Hear From
Of any S0ATE
THING On village
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-28
Wife-Grans.

(Erom Juis 8leCEees Last Copy OF the Manuscript
All better, still
Some wives talk al the time.
All wives talk Of the time
But 10 wife talks Of the time.
wife the first person to find double for rolng pin
wife hears aEbis than Jury.
lost my poor husband-he couldn't be cured.
But the son-of-agun wasn't insured.
We married in haste the last Of September,
Rspsuted in court the first Of November.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-28
DEMPsEY no MEET DEVERE.

81. Louis. No. March e8.-Jack
Dempsey o. salt Lake city. Utah, and
Bob Devere Of Kansas City, heavy
s-eights, have been matched for an
light round boxing contest here on
the night OF April g.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-28

Points won-Old Guards g Southern
Motor ..
High game--Foster EOS
High total-Etratton 359.
strike out-Stratton-B Bryan.
Tonight-Smeiter league
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-28
TAD'S It'd BITS
AMT HE GRAND?

POSEi patOoliel
Aba At Il ea the day that Able left years
-
Get that twist Of the left wrist G Look at the -bt up near his
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-28

PERCY SENT TO ST. PAUL.
Pitcher Bill Piercy, who played
with Toledo under option from the
New York Yankees last season and
was recalled in the fall has been
sent to the St Paul club for this
year by manager Elller Higgins.
The Vernon Coast league club has
sold pitcher Don Marion TO Wichita,
Of the Western league. where he
wiz have as company I'd Hovlik. re-
cently transferred from Vernon 10
Wichita
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-28

Eddie Hanlon, with a rain Of
sIedgehammer blows. beat Cave
Man" Carlson Tuesday night In such
a decisive manner that the question
OF superiority between the two Is
settled forever. It was not one OF
those sudden K O's that may after
wards be called an accidentrbut a
continued assault too fast and hard
for His Caveship. Hanlon VIII likely
be matched in the near future with
Jack Lopez.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-03-28
We vs. ID Hear From.

native any admits sOER
THING his village
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-01-22
ATTENTION. VOLUNTEERS!

Every now and then somebody sends
IN to the editor a bit OF verse which
! sarcast!cally refers TO the attention
shown the drafted men when they left
for the environments and the Sigh, no.
t!ce received by the volunteers who
stepped 70 It" earlier and of free Will.
Those who send IN the different bits
OF verse desire that they be printed as
matter Of simple Justice to The
volunteer who went away quietly
without waving Of banners or cheers
or brass bands.
Listen now. you boys who stepped
to II and you friends and relatives who
see, that they have not received the.r
own in comparison: The T.-R. will not
print L. There the best Of reasons
FOR the refusal And 70 bring about a
fellow feeling it may be we'll enough
10 state that the son Of the editor
who wrote this was one Of the early
volunteers and went away with just
the folks and a few friends to say
good-o y at the depot. And that night
the number OF volunteers leaving on
that train and in one party eGuaLed
the number Of the first call OF con-
scripts.
But pshaw. don't you suppose that II
our town had known those boys were
going that we'd have turned out and
sent them away with a smile and
cheero Why the boys themselves d!cnt
know for sure that they would take
tina. train twenty four hours before
they left. And thru the weeks. one
and another the lads went quietly
away in pairs ard tr!os as suited their
conven!ences and opportunities. AS
they might have said themselves, IT
couldn't be did" And when finally the
dav was SCI for the conscripts 20 go
when We ali turned out and saw them
away. we saw them with our eyes and
in our hearts we saw every youth that
had gone and our love and hopes ana
confidence covered every one OF those
who had gone and those who were 60
ing. And mark this, boys-the volun-
,eer is the volunteer. Nothing can
rob him OF that splendid distinction.
Neither can anything detract from the
honor Of the other man who accepted
his lot and without complaint or
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-01-22

partisan farmers OF the Dakotas COM
planning Of crop losses and poverty are
not contributing such immense sums to
political movement outside their own
state lines!
To this so called nonpartisan league
will come the dlscredited politicians OF
all parties. the orscour!ngs OF parties,
who have lest their political homes,
seeking a new meal ticket and further
leadership. With them will come that
element always opposed 10 govern
ment and holding the obsession that all
men except themselves are thieves.
Naturally those who wish to embarrass
the government and TO safely shoot the
soldiers in the back will fall in at the
first call OF the orsanizers. The move
mcnt will seem 10 afford these latter
the cover they crave for bushwhackinS.
But that the sold:d and patriotic farm
crS OF Iowa will welcome this La
Folette led outfit appears impossible
10 those who know Iowa.
Whence Townley. president and pro-
meter of the league halls IS explained
in the affidavit made by him and sworn
TO before notary public and part Of
the records OF Golden Valley county,
North Dakota wherein he makes oath
thus:"I belong TO the socialist party" In
Wisconsin the organizers for the lea
que. Assemblyman Turner and State
Senator Zumach are among the most
pronounced socialists in that state. Al!
OF which is an excellent bit Of history
for iowa farmers to note and put aside
for future reference and study.
However, If the Public Safety Com
mission Of Minnesota can deal with
these organizers" as II deals with the
I w. W. surely the Iowa Council OF
National Defence may have somewhat
to say in Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-01-22
Billy Bunny and His Friends

IN which was the picture Of dear. kind
Uncle Lucky's mother.
"oh dear, Oh dear" cried the old
gentleman rabbit. That's dreadful.
VIII It ever 30 againT
Leave It to me-" said old Black
Spider Matchmaker. and then he
poured little kerosene on three OF the
wheels and wiSeied the old chain, ana
then, al Of Z sudden. that gold wa.ch
began to strike the hour. ding, dong
ding. dong
Goodness, gracious E.een,us! al
most shouted Uncle Lucky, ut never
did that before
rs that so?" said the Old Black
Spider. II guess the matchmaker you
took it to before didn't know his busi-
ness" and then he handed the watch
to Uncle Lucky.
That's fine watch" he said. five
dollars, please
Now wasn't that an awful price to
charge dear, kind Uncle Lucky. but he
knew the old gentleman rabbit was
very rich, you see. and besides that
Old Black Spider Waterman had thir-
teen children and one wife.
And then Uncle Lucky handed him
a hve-carrot gold piece. and thanked
him besides, and after that he and Billy
Bunny got into the Sledmobile and slid
away over the snow as fast as comet
or bullet might go. and in the next
story. II Uncle Ducky's watch doesn't
get the measels again, III tell you
some more about these two little rab-
bits.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-01-22

Well. the next morning. when the
Runnv family woke up, for the little
Black Cricket had sung them TO sleep
the night before. you remainder as
mentioned IN the story before 'h'.
Uncle Lucky looked at his gold wa&cn
and chain. But, goodness me! II mao
stopped, for the minute hand was po'he.
ing at 10 o'clock and thats the hA'
hour in Rabbitv.lle, so I'm told.
"I wonder II forgot TO wind my
watch" exclaimed the ola gentisma1
rabbit But he hadn't tor tho stem
wouldn't turn the least little bf.
~ guess the mainspr!nEs broken,
sighed Uncle Lucky. Something Is al
ways happening. II It isn't ones watch
It's ones digestion. Now TAI have to
20 down to the matchmaker.
So as soon as breakfast was over ne
and Bully Bunny h!tched up the sleigh
mobile and went down to the village
and pretty soon they came to the oio
matchmaker, who was a Big BLACK
Spider. the same old Spider / told you
about many stories ago who once liked
the clock on the big tall steeple.
What's the matter with ~ asked
The old gentleman rabbit in an anxious
tone Of voice. for he was very fond OF
his old gold watch, let me tell you
almost as fond as he was OF his OLD
wedding stovepipe hat. but not quite.
Il think il has a touch Of rheumatism
in It's big hand" said the Old Black
Spider. and he squ!nted thru his little
ma gnifying glass and wiggled the gold
chain with the locket on the other end
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-01-22

evasion marched away to the canton
ment. You are all our boys and our
soldiers. That's why the T.-R. refuses
to print that poetry.
And in time you will be glad We
didn't "Over there" when the battle
is on and Americans shoulder to Shout
der hold the line or go over the top
together none Of you stop to inquire
how the man fighting at your side
came to be there. He'll be there. Every
American soldier is always there
That's the history American soldiers
have written across the tablets Of the
world. Conscript or volunteer, Fritz
will not be able to tell the difference,
whether he sees them face to face or
lDoks backward at them over his shout
der They'll all be punched and busy
- his eye.
Drop it. 1t isn't worth while The
real business Of the hour is TO get to-
gether and take Fritz apart If it -
a great satisfaction to be a volunteer
that Of itself should make volunteers
comradely. Nohlesse ohlige. And no.
body need worry over the American
lighting man. He will justify our pride
and confidence as ne has always done.
He will win the war and come march.
ing home TO the welcoming arms and
hearts Of home and a grateful nation;
a nation that has learned that graft
tude IS not in words but deeds and that
high service creates q great debt.
Forge, il. Americans shoulder 10
shoulder
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-01-22
Member Of the A..ocia,ed Prss..

ABbuCIhItV :,
The Associated Press is exclusively entitled
to the use for republication of all news dis,
patches credited to il or not otherwise credit ed
In this paper and also the local news pub
lished herein.
All rights of republication Of special des-
patches herein are also reserved.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-01-22

field proposition. It's new thing. But
II 10 q mighty costly process Of expert
mentation.
No. Senator Ham Lewis Is not the
inventor Of the Lewis gun. He's the
Burbank Of the Lewis whiskers.
Did 1t ever occur TO you that II the
desire to close the gates against crit
cism had not been so strong the
reasons for criticism might not have
become so plentiful?
The anti SUITS who point to Miss
Rankin as a failure never stick out a
finger at LaFollette and Harry Hull.
The idea Is to draft the loafer and
let him get his cue from top ser
geant
One of the difficulties Iowa has rare
ly had to encounter is what to do with
her democrat eX-governors.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-01-22
WHATS BEHIND "NoNPARrlsM LEAGUE

The Public Safety Commission Of
Farihault county Mimi. recommends
that the organtzers of the Nonpartlsan
league be barred from all places Of
public gathering in the county. The
Commission had learned that these or
gan!zers are holding meetings in the
school houses and WIZ attempt TO
hold meetings IN every township and
district.
This Public Safety Commission ir
Minnesota eviGeu,l, considers the lea
que and its meetings dangerously dis
Loyal, Il refers 10 the convention of the
league in =. Paul VII n was address
ed by + ". Laro.ette. VINO the public
safety commission says. in the course
OF his remarks made The most sed!tious
and Inpatr.o; <pe,eh recorded in
his state" Then the commission ad-
Vises
Whereas. In tnes,. wart!mes. il is
highly important that all Of the ciu-
-e!ts u lF't.. % "a, Io~'''E p"t 10 -, -
rovai.y arf ;, r~,r,o.. ,,a,r,o,ts,, and
Whereas. Every township and school
d.sir!y; IN his county has, or VIII, send
ava
take ,,r n,,aas ,,Tn t5a SOLIDS Of hat,le
Whereas, In times like thees. it be-
moves every true American 10 e.In:h-
"'e a" par ,-i."s III po'-'ISS' al ''..es
agsi,s. nc o+b.r. ara
Now therefore, Be it Resolved. the
Faribault county Public Safety com
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-01-22
Masonic Meetings

Nv Visitors Always welcome
MARSHALL LODGE, No. 1oa. A. F. d
A. M.-Special communication Friday
Jan. IS, 7:3o o'clock Work IN first
degree. John w Wells, secretary; 8.
E. English, W. NJ.
siGNET CHAPTER. Ma. So, r. A. NJ,
Stated convocaCon Monday evening
Jan. 81. at 40 o'clock. Business ses-
sion. Ira 4. Davenport, H. P; John
W. Wells secretary.
STATED ASSEMBLY. King Solo
mon Council No, 20, r. 4 S. M, Mon
day. Jan. p. 1918, 80 p. n. Regular
business. I. T. Forbes, recorder, George
Gregory, l. NJ.
STATED coNcLAVE, St. Alder'a-
commandery, No. 80, x. r. Tuesday,
Jan. %, 1918, 100 .. N. Regular
business. l. T Forbes, recorder; J. E,
Frederichs, commander.
CENTRAL CHAPTER No. 81. o. E.
S.-Regular meeting for business We'd
nesday. Feb. 10, 1880 D. m. Mrs. Archer
Walton, secretary; Mrs. Cora Wiley,
w. NJ.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-01-22
RIPPING RHYMES
,Bv Walt Mas0ss-
JANUARY 0RtEFo.

OF anything but merry .nSnms
it bores US greatly 10 90 S nuch
miss the same; but but pks
w
downial theyES
now! We told you
crer ana ~,
OF nS 5000
criticisms drastic enS
Of
dying no nears te
OF January SAD ana
world saying 10 esn oA
stray
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-01-22
IOWA OPINION AND NOTES.

The best friends Woodrow Wilson
has are the critics of inefficiency in
his administration" says the Sioux
City Journal. He may not believe it
now, but some day he will"
When man has the moral courage
to stand up in a foreign city and say
that he hates its government for per-
hitting the sale OF liquors to soldiers,
now. honestly. is that 'slandering the
soldiers or is it daring to rebuke a
government" inquiries the Cedar Rap
ids Republican coming to the defense
of DR.. Newton. The liquor sellers in
London who oppose the regulation OF
their business might denounce such
language. but all the rest OF Us ought
TO applaud It that is II we believe in
government safeguarding the welfare
Of those who are under great tempta-
tons II DR.. Newton IN any sense
represents America in London 1t was
his duty to denouce the very things he
did denounce, and in doing so he repre-
scented the conscience OF America
1T Is a fine thing to be one OF the Il
communities in the honor roll or those
exempted from the draft because their
quota was already filed, but after all
it only means that we are one Of ~
communities which suffer from the
very thing the draft was intended to
prevent, viz. the protection OF the
pool room Stacker by the sacrifice OF
the choicest spirits of our youth" says
the Cuncll Bluffs IMPAIRED.
To the Algona Republican Jim
Pierce. 1t seems, put qu!etus on 'hat
special session talk. Who 10 governor
ANYHOW ?" asks the Republican.
The Cedar Falls Record says Tine
private who stands guard all night on
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-01-22

the fire step Of the first line trench has
little sympathy for the wall OF the
citizen who fears he may be diSco0-
moded by the lack Of the customary
warmth. He takes his medicine With
out srumbling."
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-01-22

extra session to ratify the prohibitory
amendment" I'm his attitude tht
Havkeys continues. Governor Hard
inx y missing great opportunity foi
himself and for the state. History VIII
demonstrate that fact"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-01-22

THE Burlington Hawkeye reiterates
that Iowa is a laggard In one OF the
greatest moral issues Of the age; that
the state Is sllhouetted upon the ma
tional sky by the failure OF the COVER
nor to call the general assembly in
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-01-22
MAJ <hs 0eloInal.

Not the Original.
"There's Hicks and his wife out on
the floor. That woman's q brunette;
heard he married q blonde"
"Oh, he did: but she dyed."-Psoplss
Home Journal.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1918-03-06
OUR CITY GOVERNMENT

Editor The Times:
wish to nominate through your pa
per ticket for Alderman and Nav
or to serve our town for the ensuing
two years, to be voted on in the
election which will be held next month,
Having heard that sc ne of the old
members would not st. nd for re-elec-
ton, and wishing to see our town
represented by good, live business
men, l suggest the following ticket:
For Mayor
Il. ". Coffeey.
S. j. Smith,
II. G. McKelvcy.
DR.. G. l.. Dickson.
G. NJ. White.
j. II. Rigby.
DR.. w. S. Harvin.
Mayor Coffey has only been in Of.
flee a few months filling an uncx-
pred term, and it would be nothing
but Just to give him a chance to show
his ability in this capacity without op-
position. W.
Messrs. Smith and McKelvey were
elected also to fill an unexpircd term.
ana 1t would not be right to discard
them without first seeing their worth
as part of our city government.
These other gentlemen are all pro-
grcssive business men, and no doubt
they would take care of the pcoplc's
interest. 1t is generally a hard mat
ter to get the consent Of our citizens
to s"rv, in council, as it is thank
IL .ob, but after thinking over the
natter carefully we believe the above
Il GntG cket.
Taxpayer.