The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1918-05-30
COIN SOME
An Example to the World of What Thoroughbred
American Really is And Will Do

American Really is And Will Do
By Al 7,u;sm
Dear Ferd:- Somewhere in Saltwater, MINI.
Sure, get all your letters and cards. and you
know wouldn't word from for
ing And you know where all the and about what
done-o for the love Nike Fed lay off about writing
all the time can't write fifteen week and
make round the have amt where
send bulletin every where
lobby my tongue goin
ypewritin girls couple books judgement
now-so lay of-m goin write every can-you
every time you ought to- which is pretty often, think.
Well its the old SKIES and with Ferd I'm
still hopn' whatever good it will do don't know say,
tell something You make with your CAB
about rn million here and million hundred million
place else Why shouldn't want know with hyp
nothing talk and all the folks running hunting
place unload their then all money
Gee Money amt nothing Why shouldn't
But say Ferd you listen and then take
tumble yourself and then maybe will these
here billions much about chance
not muchbu chance of getting the running again
Cause believe boy we're waynd gon some You just
There hundred
sometimes few just few less Do you think yo
could what they give Oh them sacker say we'll
amt sackers take it from We give $5O284 Now whao
you You're Stacker yourself Figure
what Over 5000 each fellow here You bet
fgurin' the pennies pennys believe with
here the them there old gold eagle with you
Ferd.
Well maybe that s55 70 goin some What if every per-
who has the this little old u S. A. would right
Uncle Sammy and hand him bunch coin that would
they got this compares got
Your little old job would gmmerng Ferd far rasin
the money concerned
you tell possible certainly
We Is bits day and lucky
chaps four bits and he it, I'll tell the world
Well what is that compared what the folks
1t amt one-tenth much, you people ought do
much-and would hundred
lion instead of your little old dnky millions you
do would be let President Wilson spend the coin and hu
ks the battle and take of few of the Kasers
And didn't have brass bands parades big feeds
and society and girls and spebinders and what
dig We just up
$4,000 for the LIST Liberty Loan. for
$500 give $3.50 for
$7572 for the Knights of Columbus and for the Jewish Relief Soc
$500.
these here stamp things why worth of
them and buy em have day. They don't
anything tall young lives. Why know what with
this here interest Uncle them Liberty Loans Why
right back them don't give the Red
something first So there are
dug all this and keep diegn without fuss anything
Why say Ferd, you're piker.
ben jail Why nothin' changes American.
That's all he plain American time anywhere
only maybe places like fellow just little
shows more-than ordinary places have dea Ferd
that ben down and makes think all the the old
Looks don Ferd? Why
kid myself hinkn I'm glad he in JAIL just find
like that's Just joke, Ferd
know this amt kind of living but will show
how / feel about it,
tell Ferd ben in Jail amt bed of roses
goes through sometn when he makes of these
So bunch Of like is here this why
say there 8 something m right You bet
But didn't tell this just to make chance to
boost bid for little sympathy. We
boosting and what the blue bazes with
pathy chaps men, just like
when they anything why they just the price and
that Sympathy? should Just treated like
MEN, fellow here ask of the world Naw that
my What I'm drivn at is thishat fellows
the like have why folks outside
ought follow where and that going limit believe
me- would this little old then yo Ferd
That amt all. neither There's few here and they
ought the deal They their the
coue-but they don't there. them They're
other They
middle December and the middle May they had
Red Cross these here ng Is Socks and