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The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1918-01-17
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10000 Men Affected.

4U,UOU WcN N'Ieo !,
UNITED Press Leased wire 90
YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio, jan.
Forty thousand men in foun no
steel plants, mostly working ID
orders. are affected by Fuel s .r
traitor Garfield's shutdown o's essl
daily pay roll of the men 10 q
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1918-01-17

REMODEL SALE 2 FOR 81, LoWlTZ
Waists. muslin underwear, etc. New
spring dresses and hats at " profit
now. New plush and cloth coats SIS
to s22. Dec silk and serge dresses
and party gowns all choice $40.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1918-01-17

Ask for Lewis Single Binder sc
cigar, you'll not make a mistake
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1918-01-17

Clark, president of the Titan Pic
lures corporation is also president
of the American Military Relief asso.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
KEEPING UP COUNTRY ROADS
Whether or Not Farmer Lives on Pub.
llo Highway He Should Take In.
terest In Nearest One.

Every farmer should feel his de-
pendence upon good roads. Whether
or not one lives on a public highway
he should take an interest In the near
est one to his farm or the road he
must use to market his farm, orchard
and garden products.
There are many times when a days
work can be spared for the road. Aft
er heavy rains the road may need GER
tain repairs or improvements when the
overseer Is not ready to call out the
hands. Why not individual farmers
donate a days work on the road at
such time2
BY keeping road drag and drag
glng the road along ones land after
heavy rains the road may be greatly
improved. It is an easy matter to have
nm agreement so each farmer will drag
the road in front Of his farm. This
would maintain the road till the regu-
lar hands could be called out at stated
intervals or till the commissioner could
make the repairs.
The time has come when we must
consider the roads an asset, indis-
pensable to the well-belng of the farm
er and his family. This being true, is
It not every mans duty to do all he
can to keep the roads In good condl-
tion?
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
GLASS OF SA[TS|F
YOUR KIDNEYS HURT
Eat less meat if you feel Back
achy or have Bladder
trouble.

Meat forms uric acil which excites
and overworks the kidneys In their
efforts to filter it from the system.
Regular eaters of meat must flush the
kidneys occasionally. You must re-
lieve them like you relieve your bow
els; removing all the acids, waste and
poison. else you feel dull misery In
the kidney region, sharp pains In the
back or sick headache, dizziness, your
stomach sours, tongue is coated and
when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine is
cloudy, full of sediment; the channels
often get irritated, obliging you to get
up two or three times during the
night.
To neutralize these irritating acids
and flush off the body's urinous waste
get about four ounces of Jad Salts
from any pharmacy; take table,
spoonful in glass Of water before
breakfast for a few days and your
kidneys will then act fine and bladder
disorders disappear. This famous
salts is made from the acid Of grapes
and lemon juice, combined with lithia.
and has been used for generations to
clean and stimulate sluggish kidneys
and stop bladder irritation. Jad Salts
is inexpensive; harmless and makes
a delightful effervescent lithia-water
drink which millions of men and wo-
men take now and then, tn. avoiding
serious kidney and bladder Diseases
Adv.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Good Road In West.

give the attention to proper road
building as we do now.
Public roads have been Of uniform
width of 60 feet and the by-roads about
40 feet. They have been too wide IL
we were to Judge by the condition In
which we find many Of them. Wasted
land on either side is used only to
grow weeds.
Why not make them the width that
Is used and plant trees on either side
as we have advocated In these col
umns before? Then the thousands Of
acres of land that are now practically
wasted could be put to some good
use.
Some Of the Eastern railroads are
teaching us lesson In this regard
for they are farming their right-of-
way, On recent trip East I saw
great long stretches of land on either
side of the railroad tr" * planted to
alfalfa. Acres were planted to truck
gardening. I understand similar con-
dltions are to be found In some parts
of California.
For the sake Of economy in building
and upkeep let's build our roads more
narrow. Restore the acres Of valuable
land to farming, Build scientifically
constructed roads the proper width
and plant trees on both sides.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
LAD|ES!LOOK YOUNG,
DARKEN GRAY HAIR
Use the Old-time Sage Tea and
Sulphur and Nobody
VIII Know.

Gray hair, however handsome. de.
notes advancing age. We all know
the advantage of q youthful appear.
ance. Your hair is your charm. II
makes or mars the face. When II
fades, turns gray and looks streaked,
just few applications Of Sage Tea
and Sulphur enhances its appearance
a hundred-fold.
Don't stay gray! Look young!
Either prepare the recipe at home or
get from any drug store a 50cent
bottle of "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Compound" which is merely the old
time recipe improved by the addition
Of other Ingredients. Thousands of
folks recommend this ready-to-use
preparation, because 1t darkens the
hair beautifully, besides, no one can
possible tell, as 1t darkens &c natur-
ally and evenly. You moisten a
sponge or soft brush with 1t, draw.
ing this through the hair, taking one
small strand at time. BY morning
the gray hair disappears; after an.
other application or two, its natural
color Is restored and 1t becomes thick,
glossy and lustrous, and you appear
years younger.
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com.
pound is a delightful toilet requisite.
It is not intended for the cure, mitiga.
tion or prevention Of disease.-Adv.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
GOOD ROADS IN CONNECTICUT
Concrete Highways Being Built In
Twenty-Five cities and Towns--
Cost $4,000 a Mile.

The construction Of concrete high
ways is going on in % cities and towns
in Connecticut, and when these con-
tracts have been completed there will
be about 10 miles Of concrete-surfaced
pavement in that state, The highways
are IS feet wide and cost $4,000 a
mile, The longest single street of con-
crete road In Connecticut Is two miles
In Cheshire, on the main highway
from Plainville to New Haven,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
GOOD
ROADS
PROPER WIDTH or HIGHWAYS
Writer Advocates Narrower Roads and
Restoring Acres Of Valuable
Land to Farming.

Just at this time many are inter-
ested in the question, how wide should
our public roads be? A number Of
things should be considered in an
swering this question, says writer
In Utah Farmer. The kind Of mate
rial to be used in making the road.
The typographical conditions through
which the road will pass, the proper
drainage Of the road. The special use
to which the road may be put, If any.
For years very little attention has
been given to the waste of land in our
road building. Land has been cheap
and plentiful and years ago we did not
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Little Willie Bold.

The German campaign Of corruption
--Boloism, as 1t has been called-led
Representative Dupre to say, in Baton
Rouge:
"This Boloism, this getting at us in
directly, is a fiendish thing. 1t reminds
me of little Willie.
"'My sisters feller kicked my dog
yesterday said Willie, but I'll get
even with him, all right.
"How1l you get even? said Willie's
friend.
"I'm goin' to mix quinine,' said VIII
lie, with my sisters lip rouge -
Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
The Philosopher.

Haste is one of the Old Nick's most
valued little scouts.
Some Of those pink tea devotees
sweeten their tea with scandal.
knowledge is the rarest of jewels,
but few care to pay the price to attain
it.
The wild goose flies by chart that
the wisest aviator in the business
doesn't know.--Florida Times Union.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Quellinu the Panic.

One night at a theater some scenery
took fire and very perceptible odor
of burning alarmed the spectators. A
actor appeared on the stage.
Ladies and gentlemen" he said,
compose yourselves. There is no dan
ger"
The audience did not seem reas-
sured.
Ladies and gentlemen" continued
the comedian, rising to the necessity
of the occasion, "confound 1t all, do
you think If there was any danger
I'd be here?"
The panic collapsed
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
MAINTAIN POULTRY ON FARM
Fowls VIII Pick Up Ninety Per Cent
Of Living From Scattered
and Wasted Grain.

The larger the farm, the larger the
flock, and such flock should be main.
tanned largely from economical rea-
sons. Poultry will pick up 80 per cent
of its living from scattered and wasted
grain. They act as scavengers in con-
suming large part of what would
otherwise be lost. Poultry will prove
valuable next summer in eating OBJ
noxious bugs, grasshoppers. worms
and insect pests, that otherwise would
destroy food that Is valuable.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19

The druggist danced and chortled
till the bottles danced on the shelves.
whats up?" asked the soda clerk.
"Have you been taking something?"
mo. But do you remember when our
water pipes were frozen last winter?"
Eyes, but what"
"Well, the plumber who fixed them
has just come in to have prescription
filled" - Pittsburg Chronicle Tele-
graph.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
RECORD FOR WINTER LAYING
Test at Ontario Experiment Station
Would Tend to Show That Leg
horns Are Best Layers.

The egg record at-the Ontario exper-
iment farm is 112 for Plymouth Rock,
120 for Leghorns, 98 for Minorcas.
The Leghorns laid so Of their eggs in
December, January, February and
March, when prices were highest.
During the same months the Plymouth
Rocks laid IT eggs each and the Mi
norcas 16. This experience tends to
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19

The young lady had been educated
at college and was giving an order to
the grocer.
IT require some cheese" she said.
eyes, MISS" replied the grocer, smil-
ing amiably. "I have some lovely
cheese"
"You should not say lovely cheese"
said the girl severely. "Lovely'
should only be used to qualify some
thing that Is alive"
The grocer's smile broadened as he
glanced at the Gorgonzola. "Well, then,
MISS" he said, "I'll stick to lovely"
Exchange.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
DRAINAGE Ia Beneficial.

Drainage is beneficial to land intest-
ed with certain kinds Of wireworms.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19

show that Leghorns are best winter
layers, as well as best year-round lay
ers. The trial, however, is hardly con-
elusive because the total egg record
was not high one. which seems to in
dicate that none of the breeds were so
cared for as to lay to their utmost
capacity. A general impression pre-
walls among poultry keepers that the
medium-sized breeds are the best win
ter layers.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Simple.

"The kaiser is undoubtedly bad
fix" remarked the chatty man; zone
not SO easy to get out of as that the
city youngster found himself In on the
farm. He was up on top of tall hay
stack and shouted to the farmer: Say,
Mr.. Barnes, how am l goin' to get
DOWN."
"The farmer considered tie problem
and finally solved 1t.
"'Oh, jest shut yer eyes an walk
around Bit he said. Exchange.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19

attack of grip or fever-you will build
up health and strength and put on
needed flesh by taking the Discovery
Obtain at your drug store 8 vial Of
Pleasant Pellets" made up of the
May-apple, aloe leaves and jalap. This
is the well-known pellet made up near
ly fifty years ago. by DR.. Pierce. and
which can be had for = quarter from
almost any apothecary, Simply ask for
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.--Adv.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Good Roads,

Any nelghborhood that does not
have enough enterprise to keep two
or three log road drags going for a
couple of weeks during the late fall, is
sadly behind the times. Farmers who
Ore too lazy to do this ought to be
compelled to drag their weary legs
through the mud to town next spring
--as they surely will.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
The Church's Loss.

Colonel - You're a thorough bad
egg; your conducts outrageous. How
you ever came to be an officer I don't
know.
Subaltern (bitterly)-No, sir. II 1t
hadn't been for this beastly war l
should have been in Holy Orders long
ago.-London Opinion.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Uneven Justice,

Mr.. Urban-I see where the German
government put down the labor strike
by threatening to shoot all the en-
ployes who would not work.
Mr.. Urban (bitterly) = How unjust
things are in this world! The law
would soon take hold of me if I tried
that game with our cook" ."-Exchange
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
EXCITEMENT BAD FOR LAYERS
Attendant Should Handle Hens Gently
to Keep Up Egg Production
Keep Dogs Away.

Hens should be kept in state of
contentment. The attendant should
handle them gently. A fright that
sends the hens to the treetops will
check egg production. The dog should
be kept out of the poultry yard.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
The Old Songs.

81 wonder why 1t is that we love the
old songs best?" asked the sentimental
one.
II think" said her workaday hearer,
'it's because they're not sung so
often. Buffalo Express.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
A Socialists Mathematics,

Pete" said Meandering Mike, "if
you had a million dollars would you
want everybody to divide all the
money around, share an share alike?"
"No, SIR" replied Flooding Pete I'D
want to be fair. I wouldn't have any
body on the dividin' around except
those plutocrats who had million
and upward. d."-Exchange
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Too Much to Ask.

1--WE must make sacrifices for the
children"
"Yes," replied the man with the
cloth-top overshoes, "but l can't see
giving three cheers for a hard winter
simply because Willie and Jane are
enjoying the sled and skates they got
for Christmas. Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Generally Ruinous.

Whisky has ruined the regulations
OF many men,"
"Yes," replied Broncho Bob, "and at
the same time / amt so sure that a
lot of naturally no-account men haven't
done their share to ruin the reputation
of whisky Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
PRACTICAL HEN HINTS

prepared by the United States De-
partment OF Asrieulture,
he.p 'ne Aen' 'onnneu " 'ou
'%n mos'a ,anu' H., ,., uo,,.
Don heep mar Dl.u. nen'
10y & u.s. as mel. "i.nou, ,"
Don o'ei e'vIh youl ianu.
1la'o "e"'uieu pui'e''
",,iei 'non hens'
n eAp.e. 'ue1eoe IL na.e
ins anu iis,ns ,'ehs unie''
you nave hau solne eAperiehce
anu nave u srass pio. separa'e
iro,h ,ne yaru LUZ tie hehs'
nuilu d cneap house Vi siieiler'
MAKE the mousse ury anu Tree
from uraIt' Dut aiio" Ior ven
tliatioh' FOWLS stahu coiu Detter
thah uampness.
heep the' mousse ana yard
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19

"I liked your speech, mister" de-
clared the rural attorney who was WIS.,
iting the city. What kind of q law
yer are your"
"I'm patent lawyer"
well, you advanced some good
ideas. Have you got patent on that
line of talk?" - Louisville Courier
Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Fruit Of Silence.

Here is a girl in Orange who kept
secret the fact that she was married
for six months"
II dare say that particular Orange
girl didn't want any one else to know
she was paired. d."-Baltimor American.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Looking for a Decent Road.

II say, my FRIEND" called the motor
ist to the farmer, as he drew up along
side of the field, "I'm looking for q
decent road to take me into Squiggles-
ville."
"I'm derned glad to hear it," replied
the farmer. "Ef ye happen to find it,
stranger, send me a Telegram, will
ye?"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
GRIT AND LIME NECESSARY
Tough Substances Should Also Be Sup
piled to Enable Hens to Grind
Hard Grains.

Oyster shell does not entirely take
the place Of grit. Shell supplies lime,
needed In the formation of bone and
egg shell. Harder substances should
also be supplied to enable the hen to
grind the hard grains.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Good Reason.

II am afraid, my dear young friend,
that / am losing my grip"
Don't say that, professor. Why,
your address has been holding atten-
tion from the start"
"But / am losing my grip, tell you.
I saw the porter give 1t to the wrong
man. Baltimore American.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
KEEP POULTRY HOUSE CLEAN
Roosts and Nests Should Be Sprayed
With Disinfectant and interior
WhIteWashed.

A poultry house should be thorough.
ly cleaned and roosts and nests
sprayed with good disinfectant or
kerosene, then the interior white
washed. This Is suggestion from
poultryman who knows.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19

"The folks next door are criminally
careless about valuable possessions" -
How do you mean?"
when l came home late last night
l found no fewer than three pieces of
coal lying on the pavement where any
body could have taken them. ."-Ex-
change.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
New Calendar Demanded.

These old calendars are no good
Don't they give you the day of the
week, month and year?"
Eyes, but who cares. What / want
to learn when get up In the morning
Is what l go without today."-Ex-
change,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
NOT Necessary.

"Well, look at that man across the
street taking off his hat to the woman
he's parting from!"
why shouldn't he, II he's a gentle
MANI"
"But she's his wife" ."-Exchang
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Exclaimed,

"Why is that house next the corner
one always empty? Has 1t the reputa-
tion of being haunted?"
mo, but the man who lives in the
corner one gives lessons on the corn
ct"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Fiery Red PimpIes.

A hot bath with Cuticura Soap followed
by an application of Cuticura Oint.
ment to distressing eczemas, etc.,
proves their wonderful properties. For
free samples address "Cuticura, Dept.
K, Boston" At druggists and by mail.
Soap 25, Ointment 25 and 5O.-Adv.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Something Additional.

"The woman l marry must love me
for myself alone"
"That may be all right for a poet
But the ordinary man has got to have
either job or an income. e."-Louisvill
Courier-Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
His Job,

"This new nurse, who was an ex-
pugilist, wants to know what special
duty in the hospital you have for him."
LET him attend to the insomnia pa
tients. He is just the man to put them
to sleep."-Exchange.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Very Bad Habit.

Some one has said that bad roads
are kind Of habit with us. II so,
they are very bad habit, and the
sooner we can get over the habit the
better for all of us.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
His Prerouative.

"I should think dentist would be
the proudest of his SEX"
"Why should he be?"
Because he is the only man known
in the history of the world able to
keep control of woman's jaw
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Too Valuable TO chlde.

Mrs. Hawbuck - Hiram, 1t takes
you twice as long to drive the pigs as
1t used to-"
Farmer HI know it. You would
MT expect me to speak harsh to a lot
of critters worth $50 apiece, would
YOn?"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19

AN Endorsement for office means
little"
well, We get so we indorse Il man
as We hand out match---on request"
Louisville Courier.Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Sole Survivors of the Wild West.

ANY cowboys and rampagin' larlat
throwers around Crimson Gulch?"
There was some here yesterday"
replied Broncho Bob. But the NOV.
ing picture troop has moved on
Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
IT'S DANGEROUS GROUND that you

Sldtlu Ou-Wllu y Cuu6u
or a cold, and your
blood impure. Out Of
just these conditions
comes Consumption.
You must do some
thing. Doctor Pierce's
Golden Medical Discov-
cry cures severe, lin
gering Coughs, Bron-
chial, Throat, and Lung
Affections, and every
disease that can be
reached through the
blood. Nervous prostra-
ton and debility are
conquered by 1t. When
you're weak after an
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19

Flooding Pete-What does 1t mean
where de song says: Drink to me
only wit your eyes?"
Ragged Rogers-It means dat de
loidy kin read de wine list, but dat's
as fur as 1t goes.-Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19

"They sent the marine reporter in
the absence Of the society editor to
write up the wedding of the heiress
to foreign nobleman and how do you
suppose he headed it,"
"How?"
"Tied Up to Her Peer" - Ex-
change.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
Sense Of Relief.

OUHbE OF NGTEUIs
How did the shortage Of gasoline
affect your"
"Well," replied Mr.. Chuggins, at
was kind of comfort to know Off
hand exactly why the old machine
wouldn't run. un."--Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19

Pure blood is essential to Good
Health. Garfield Tea dispels impuri-
ties, cleanses the system and eradi-
Gates disease.--Adv.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19

"My patience is taxed very often"
"Then, suppose, you get relief in
the natural way"
Whats that?"
Swearing it off."-Exchange
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19
One Execution,

Nobody wants to see a single
article included in the higher cost of
living"
81 don't know about that. Everybody
would be glad to see the thermometers
going up."-Baltimore American.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19

Old Lady-It's very naughty for little
boys to smoke tobacco.
100 are yer calm little boy?
And, besides, this amt tobacco-it's
cigar?"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19

The rofessor-Kissing is very un-
sanitary practice.
The Girl--But then very few, pro.
fessor, do it for their health.-Ex-
change.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-04-19

"The bench is going to the dogs"
How can you speak so disrespect-
fully of the judiciary"
Judiciary nothing! I'm talking of
the dog ow."-Baltimore American.