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The Hope pioneer., 1918-01-10
Too Bad. Enh.

TOO Bad, Eph.
Eph Wiley. regrets the fact that 80
comfortable a sensation as picking
ones teeth should be considered bad
eorm.-Topeka Capital.
There's the Question.
Truly, am the first girl you ever
kissed?"
"Yout are, my darling, and it makes
me happy to hear you say am the
nrst man who ever kissed you"
III I am the first, how does It hap
pen you do it so expertly7"
And II am the first, how do you
know whether I do it expertly or
mott"
The Hope pioneer., 1918-01-10
Hol The New Dance.

New York.-Hark ye, men and maid
ens-over forty! =
Dowagers and young bucks too old
for military service will dance this
fall the Brooklyn rock" The Amer
lean Society Of Professors of Dancing
In congress assembled at the Hotel
Majestic, passed out this information
and explained the comfortable lines
and strokes Of the new hop.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-01-10
U. s. Commanders Iron work,.

U. s. Commanders Iron Works,
San Francisco, Oct 17.-Oficial IN.
aouncement is made that the govern
nent has Communicated the Risdon
Iron Works. covering 30 acres adjoin.
ing the Union Iron Works, and turned
it over to the latter for government
ship building work.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-01-10
Conserving Wheat Flour.

A prominent New York hotel has
recently added to its menu a bread
containing rye flour and whole wheat
flour In addition to white flour. Anoth-
er method Of saving wheat flour which
Is being we'll received, is to use one
part of cottonseed meal to four, five
or six parts of wheat flour. A United
States senator not long ago served
The Hope pioneer., 1918-01-10
Paper From Bark Of rnee.

The natives in some parts Of Indo.
China employ various -fbers in the at.
tempt to supply their own paper. The
village du Papier, suburb Of Hanoi,
owes Its name to the fact that most Of
Its 1900 or 5000 Inhabitants make pa.
per from the bark 5of a. small ''paper
tree" species Of mulberry, found on
the Black river in Upper Tonkin.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-01-10
DESTROY 2 U-B0ATS IN
WEST mediterranean

Paris, Oct. 17.-French wars,ips
destroyed two reuton submarines
In the Western Mediterranean In
the last week Of September, sac-
cording to Information received by
the French ministry Of marine.
4
The Hope pioneer., 1918-01-10
Wilson Approves Lloyd GEORGE sn..e

London, Jan. 9.-American Ambas.
saaor w. H. Page conveyed President
Wilson's cordial approval" of Premier
Lloyd Georges speech to the Welsh
statesman, according to we'll authen.
ticated report here. No details were
available as to the manner in which
the American executive had thus an.
proved Lloyd Georges address.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-01-10
cream
Daily Thouuht,

Daily Thought.
There are men who by long consult.
ing their own inclination have forgot.
ten that others have a claim to the
same Difference.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-01-10
Baseball Expert.

We asked the young lady across the
way how the team seemed to be on in.
side baseball and she said she'd seen
ehern play only outdoors.-Cartoons.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-01-10
BUYS. s.GLAssEs TO GET IN WAR
Southern Youth correets Defect In
Vision and Passes Army
Examination.

Cincinnati. - There was nothing
about the appearance Of Robert e. Hol-
lingsworth, eighteen years old, Chatta.
noQga, Tenn, TO- Indicate that he
The Hope pioneer., 1918-01-10

One Comparison.
Z Joke Is like neat ankle. It has
to be seen to be appreciated.-Yale
Eseord.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-01-10

This Cheerful Cherub is an Opto-
mist. He is Away Behind with his
Worrying and getting further in Ar
rears each day, but he doesn't give
Care. His Happy Smile takes the
Blue out Of Monday, and the rest Of
the days, SO he laughs and Grows Fat
and accumulates Many Friends.
The Hope pioneer., 1918-01-10
Who, lndeed2

Who, lndeed7
An Indian tribe in Bolivia shuns all
white.persons, and who are we in these
days to call it benighted milwaukee,
Journal.
Evening journal., 1918-11-18
The Peace Commissioners
From The New York SUM-,

Mckinley on August i6. They sailed for
Paris on September II. The first meet
ing at Paris was on October 4. Spain
accepted on November 2s the terms pro-
posed by the commission and the COM
missioners signed the treaty Of peace
on December 10. only five days after the
Senate met in Washington for the third
session Of the Fifty-flfth Congress. The
entire work of that commission, there
fore, was performed during recess OF
, Congress. The names never went TO
the Senate, nor was the question raised
that was raised concerning Mr.. Madi-
sons commissioners to the peace table
at Ghent
II is worth noting that the actual
work of the peace commissioners OF
1898 occupied more than two months
and a half; and yet its problems and
scope were simplicity itself in compar-
ison with the job which Will confront
the conference Of 1918.
This circumstance has a direct bear
ing upon the highly interesting propo-
sal that President Wilson shall go In
person as a member of the commission
An absence Of from five or six months
perhaps, from his regular post Of duty,
with the duties and responsibilities
pressing upon him here at this par
ticular time, would be in any case a
serious matter for the country; even
more serious IL during a prolonged pc
riOd Of inability to discharge in the
regular way the powers and duties OF
his office IL should be held that under
the fifth clause Of section 4, Article ii,
Of the Constitution these powers and
duties automatically developed upon a
Vice-President Of the calibre and tenn
permanent Of Mr.. Marshall.
II, on the other hand, Mr.. Wilson
should decide to crafty by flying visit
and an abbreviated stay the natural de-
sire of the statesmen of Europe to make
his personal acquaintance, his status at
the momentous deliberations OF the
gathering could scarcely be more than
that of a visitor, a guest OF courtesy.
He would be obliged either TO name his
own alternate for a great part OF the
time Of the conferences duration or
TO curtall during that time the working
efficiency Of our representation In its
councils. Moreover, inasmuch as any
commissioners who accompany him Will
necessarily be his subordinates at the
peace table, they will not represent
the United States with the same weight
nor can they receive the same consid-
Grafton as would be accorded them II
he were not personally present. For 1t
must be kept in mind that in such a
council Mr. Wilson's position would not
be analogous to that Of Premier Glenn
enceau or Premier Lloyd George; it
would be rather like the spectacular
entry Of President Poincare or King
George the Fifth as representatives OF
their governments.
Perhaps the simplest way would be
for the President TO stick to the White
House and trust the interests OF the
United States to commissioners judici-
ously selected by him.
Evening journal., 1918-11-18
sERvIcE-REcoCNIzED AND UNREcoGNIzED.

VIZ ONfANs transcendenta calling is Motherhood;
w mans supreme function is service. Upon his
ability to serve rests capablity to provide. to
meet fes material responsibilities and obligations.
Extent OF service though ndsputably the OF
his value to community country and society unfortu-
natey is not yet the gauge 10 mans emoluments and
recognition.
The spectacular while mayhap Of transient worth,
by its nature assumes Importance and prominence
that overshadows the less showy but more intrinsic
service.
so wars heroes OF the and battlefield go down
the ages the shoulders Of mankind While the toier
whose scanned vsage and gnarled hands mutey testify
stolca sacrifice and silent herosm in earths bowels
and machines vitals slips from obscury in oblivion
as the clods fall his humble coGln.
Who shall say that II. J.. Witt a MINER who has
loaded twenty-five tons Of coal a day for PSI days. is
not figure grand mighty daredevil rineman? :?
Croix de Guerre Victore Cross Distinguished Service
stowal upon this sooty grmy shoveer of 632s tons Of
coal between January and October %?
Only fuel has permitted destroyers, transports,
Red Cross hospital food and supply ships TO ply vic
tory-ward along the U-nfested lanes
Fuel as Indispensable bullets and extraordinary
effort 10 produce and release It less praseworthy
than valor in the fray
Justice TO heroes OF this mans calbre demands that
the War Industries Board should not merely cast a
bronze bit TO be worn on the breast Substantial tribute
is the only adequate reward rest for the body bended
by arduous endesvor abors burden Make possible
some OF lfes pleasure and relaxation to those who ded
Gated their utmost TO the nations need.
And here in Delaware have many industrial and
agricultural heroes who recognition for their sig
nal although inconspicuous service in time Of war.
Evening journal., 1918-11-18
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1918.
AN INSPIRING aDRINE."

rrHE United War Work campaign which ends tonight
has furnished this country with inspiring week
For one of the few times in history. we have seen
workers of the three chief religious divisions in this
country-Calholics Jews and Protesiants-workng to-
gether in a common cause.
The collection Of siO7,5OOOOO for work among our
Yanks in France therefore has only one Of the
reasons why this campaign should be supported
The other great is the impetus II brings to
unity here at home
or the great need for these millions which we have
been asked to contribute, there is no doubt.
With peace here the need will be greater. dur
ng demobIizaton for work the soldiers, than it
has been heretofore.
Seven organizations have been cooperating:
Young Mems Christian Association
Young Womens Christian Association.
Knights Of Columbus.
Jewish Welfare Board
War Camp Community Service
American Library Association.
Salvation Army
Thousands Of Yanks in letters home and millions by
their smiles you their photographs have testified
to the great that each of these sisters" has
done and is doing in keeping up American morale.
1t at the direct request OF President Wilson that
the campaigns for funds consolidated into
Whatever you have given or may give will be divided
among the according to each organizations need.
The Evening Journal hopes that every reader has
given or will give and give literally now that the op-
portunity has his way.
Henry B. Thompson, who is in charge OF the campaign
here in Delaware has DONE and still is doing splendid
work.
Throughout the campaign he has been supported 10y
ally by many noble-hearted men, women and children
and with noteworthy and easily understood excep-
tion. by the daily and weekly press of our State
Mr. Thompson has made record that is fully in
keeping with the best traditions Of Delaware war relief
work
Evening journal., 1918-11-18

FEEDING THE FOE AND A CUNNING GERMAN SCHEME.
requires lot of courage TO go into fe-and-death
i nght.
It requires a special order and quality of courage to
adjust serious issues without fight.
But it requires the highest possible courage to be
magnanimous.
Especially is this true when exercise of magnsnnlty
means painful, pinchng long-drawn-out sacrifice.
All OF which is apropos of the socalled appeal" OF
Dr. Sof for food for the starving Millions which
appeal" by the way. not ready-made in behalf Of
the starving Huns the purpose Of starting some
thing among the Allies.
Five millions Of professedly anti-war Germans never
peeped Boo when the lord piped war on his royal
dudelsack
No Germans objected when their submarines sank
tens OF millions OF tons of foodsufs than enough
20 feed all the German people in their present extremes
When military defeat loomed the German people re-
volted
They had waited more than four years for victory
They got defeat.
The cup was bitter.
They spat IL out
They repented. Sinners sometimes turn that card on
deathbeds.
Now they want 10 go on short ratons feed them
It's going 20 be hard work TO be magnanlmous
half-feeds or thereabouis isn't It? But going
do best in the matter Of food for the starving
and children and even the boodthirsty men Germany
That already settled in the conference that made
the armstice terms America England and Italy
all agreeing TO It. But Dr. So thought that by addressing
America the subject ne would peeve England and
France. And from this will be the chief aim OF
the Germans-no matter If the rulers auocrats
anarchsts-to stir up bad feeling the Allies
the United States.
Look out for IL and guard against II.
Evening journal., 1918-11-18
PEACE MAKERS.

urAKING war was task for titans. Making peace is
IxI no job for pgmes. Americas peacemskers must
needs be big
That is large-minded. brosd-visoned men.
This peace must be lasting peace.
There must roots of bitterness left unpulled to
tester future strifes
No more wars.
That's the dictum Of bood-smeared civilization.
The peace conference must Of necessity deal with
dynamic problems.
Territorial readiustments. self-government aspra-
tions Of peoples
Repsrstion for wanton distinctions
Freedom Of the seas.
Really these the miner questions that the peace
conference must consider and settle
Minor because there other larger issues.
Reduction Of ornaments. -
Freedom of trade
League Of nations to maintain peace
lnese three major matters.
On their righteous determination depends the future
humanity, the welbeing Of the common man.
Us as Americas voices who visualize
'he good Of future generations
Men who see beyond tb in,r,os,o, ,s H.
can catch the blush Of tomorro,yss day,r '' '''O
And right here we wish 10 inference. . ,,
Could President Wilson do better in bi ss,ao.,
American peacemakers, than to appoint th H. @ =.
Gray of Delaware, big man. large-mnded mar na
broad-visioned man? ~
We think not. While it is true he is adxan,oa =,
years. equally true that he not too old 10 tb,ns
straight to talk straight and TO act straight
Those are the prime attributes needed by the American
peace env0ysl
Evening journal., 1918-11-18
EAIR FIGHTERS.

the close Of the campaign of 1918, at the close
n of the campaign of 1916 the Delaware Republicans
have the satisfaction Of knowing that they laid their
case fairly before the people of the country making
effort to mislead, even by inference
There was no attempt TO introduce false issues, no
attempt to make unfounded claims attempt 70 mis-
represent the opponents
In 1916 the Democrats went TO the country upon the
false issue Of kept us out of war"
In 1918 they went TO the country the equally false
issue that election Of Democrats Congress
sary TO the winning OF and the conclusion Of
isfactory peace.
Delaware Republicans would rather be right and lose
than TO be false and win That is the reason they 80
often win.
Evening journal., 1918-11-18
BAD BREATH
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets Get
at the Cause and Remove It

DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets, the substi-
tute for calomel, act gently on the bowels
and positively do the work.
People afflicted with bad breath find
quick relief through DR.. Edwards
Olive Tablets. The pleasant, sugar
coated tablets are taken for bad breath
by all who know them.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets act gently
but firmly on the bowels and liver,
stimulating them to natural action,
clearing the blood and gently purifying
the entire system They do that which
dangerous calomei does without any
of the bad after effects
All the benefits of nasty, slckeninQ
gripping cathartics are derived from DR..
Edwards Olive Tablets without griping.
pain or any disagreeable effects.
DIR. r. M. Edwards discovered the
formula after seventeen years OF prac-
tice among patients afflicted with
bowel and liver complaint with tho
attendant bad breath.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets are purely
a vegetable compound mixed with olive
oil; you will know them by their olive
color. Take one or two every night for
a week and note the effect. l0c and 25o
per box All druggists.
Evening journal., 1918-11-18
vox HoUsE-vox PoPuLI!

ssrNHE problems Of peace are, in their way. going TO
Il be as great as have been the problems Of war.
said the Hon. Frank A. Vanderlip president Of the Ma
onal City Bank Of New York. at the ninth annual ban
quet of the American Manufacturers Association, New
York City recently I'VE shall need the wisdom OF the
whole people to solve them"
That does not leave the question to a dictator and
his unofficial unauthorized personal representative,
Colonel House Of Texas who represents this sovereign
nation at the peace table by grace Of presidential de-
tail.
II believe the voice OF the people should be heard in
these days when the questions Of such vast concern
says Mr. Vanderllp.
And that is what all Of us believe who stand for a
republic and against imperialism.
Evening journal., 1918-11-18
HUSBAND
SAVES Wife
From Suffering by Getting
Her Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Pittsburgh, Ps.-"For many months
I was not able to do my work owing to
Evening journal., 1918-11-18

and my troubles caused by that weak
ness are thing Of the past. Allwomes
who suffer as did should try Lydia z.
Pinkhem's Vegetable Compound. -
Mrs. JAS. RoHRBERG, $40 Knapp St,
N. s., Pittsburgh, Pa.
Women who suffer from any form Of
weakness, asindicated by displacements,
Inflammation, liberation, Irregularities,
backache, headaches, nervousness or
"the blues" should accept Mrs. Rohr-
berg's suggestion and give Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound .
thorough trial.
For over forty years It has bcen
correcting such ailments. If you have
mysterious complications write for
advice to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass.
Evening journal., 1918-11-18
With The PafauraPhers

The first step which should be taken upon a decaTa-
ton of peace is the revocation Of extraneous or
extra-lega power granted by Congress to any oncas
and the creation Of such commissions, or the
granting Of such necessary power as the WISDOM
of the country and its necessities compel II
will have been q serious thing for the United
states IL from the ashes Of unkerdom in Europe there
arises the phoenix Of junkersm to plague our own coun
try This country must be maintained SAFE LOT demoe
and by democracy is meant the rights Of the people
Of the United States under the limitations OF the Con-
sttution-Amercan Industry in War Time.
Evening journal., 1918-11-18

Advertising rates or application.
No attention paid TO unsigned communications
Evening journal., 1918-11-18
GEMS OF THOUGHT

Let the weary at length possess quiet rest.
.-.-.-.
Real worth requires interpreter. but its every day
deeds form its blazonry
-.
some people spend their money before they set it, for
lear someone else will.
:=-:-.
Judge of its fairness? - " " ~ ''''
the one to nail a lie ~ 'er ous Is seloom
Evening journal., 1918-11-18

a weakness which
caused backache e
and headaches. A
friend called my
attention 10 one Of
your ne spa aper
advertisements and
imm edia tely my
husband bough I
three bottles of
Lydia e. Pinkham's
V g 6 g I a BILE Com
pound for me.
After taking two
L144I 4 1.fA rI-
Evening journal., 1918-11-18
pownFR wORKERs BIG BUYERS.

CARNEY'S POINT. N. j.. Nov. is.--
Final reports show that the workers at
the dupont Powder Works here sub
scribed 81, ,462 $50 TO the Fourth Liberty
Loan. The quota for Carney's Point
was S745,0 600 The quota for. Salem
County was si,573,340.
Evening journal., 1918-11-18
TO PEOPLE WHO CHAFE

Over one hundsd thousand people In this
country have proved that nothing relieves
the sorsnsss Of cha6ng ~ quickly and
psruancntly % sykes Comfort Powdsr."
aSc a YlnoI and other drug stores. Thal
Boa Fro.
The Comfos Powder Co., Boston. Mas.
Evening journal., 1918-11-18

The British Lion now stands upon Albion's shores
and looks with complacency and satisfaction upon Con-
tinental Europe and the PROSTATE Hun Never has that
Lion had better cause be proud of military achieve
,nent
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-02-02

will NO, only wash these poIsens ir"u
your sys.cm aud cure you sf hs"a' :
ache but will cisanse, purity ana
,r,shon the entire aiimenisry canal
Ask your pharmacist for u quarter
mound OF limestone phosphate II !" IN
extensive. harmless as sussr, aud al
moe, tasteicss. except for H"nf'sh
,w,nsc which Is not unpleasant
n you aren't feeling yoer best "
tongue Is coated Or you sake NJ with
bad taste. foul breath or hs'c colds
indigestion. biliousncss. CONSTIPATION
cr sour. acid stomach, begin the phos'
phu,ed hot water cure To rid your
sys,cm OF toxins and poisons
Results are quick and Il Is claimed
that those who continue TO nunh out
the stomach. liver and bowels every
morning. never have any headache or
know a ,niscr able momcnt.---Adv,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-02-02

wsys snow that they are actually
doing the worlds work. Then ia
uke TO zee real employers side BY
eide with them instead OF their paid
attorneys. believe we'd oil come
10 bctter undesstanding then.
"Presi6snt Wilson has shown that
be appreciates the full situation.
Hte weeeage % C0uEress n one upon
which the common people OF oil mn.
t1ons can come 10 common under.
Standing. 1t should be received by
TIE workers Of Germany with the
sewe enthusiasm that Il was 70.
esosed IN PetF0gsad and Il is not
eeyoud ny expectations that It may
rseve death blow to German I'm.
poeiaiiam"
Shortly amer his setuPn home from
6usas Colonel Thompson was given
dinner by the Aoeky Mountain
ciub. OF Which - has Cor nsny
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-02-02

SHASTA VIEW FONTS
|>>>

C. W. Myres and family spen, sun.
day ut o. L. Hunts.
HI Wilson took load OF hogs to
Klamath Falls last week.
C. W. Bailey was u Klamath Falls
visitor Wednesday, and Thursday.
Mrs. o. E. Hunt has been III for
several days. but is able TO be out
sEain.
Mr.. and Mrs. Book spent Sunday ut
John Faught's near BONANZA. Mrs.
Taught returned with them TO visit
friends for few days.
Mrs. Geo. b. icenhower and son OF
Klamath Falls spent a few days last
week with friends In this section. Mr..
icsnhower is surveying near Malin
Their many friends are always pleased
to see them.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-02-02
FordMallillgNew
SubmalilleK Killer

WASHINGTON. D. c.. Feb. B.
"A new ''suhmartae killer" has bssn
developed BY the navy dspartnsnt,
Secretary Of the Nsvy Daniels has In.
formed the house asval Affairs com.
mittse.
Contracts for . great number OF the
new style Of shtp hsve bssn gtvsn &C
Henry Ford. The vessel 10 q fabriest.
Cd ship 500 feet long. equipped with
al the latest appliances for subma-
rine warfare. Work has already be-
gun At the Ford plant On the parts Of
the new vessel. Naval constructors
have just returned 20 Warrington
from Detroit. Secretary Daniels told
the committee. and are greatly
pleased" With the progress that has
already bean made.
The parts for the new vessel will be-
made In Detroit. bot the vessels thsm.
selves vii be put together st the sss.
shore.
The new boat viii be not unlike
our old dsstroyess. Secretary Daniels
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-02-02
Society Events of the Week

the home OF Mrs. CoIad. Those pres
ent we're Mesdames Burke, Dunnins
Eberlein. Foster. Garrett. S. Z Mar
tin. Carey Ramsby and Bert With
row.
Great preparations are being made
for the Lincoln's Birthday dance u
be given at the white Pelican hotel
The committee In charge Is composed
Of Miss Maud Baldwin and Mcsdamcs
". L. Foster. g. u. Corad. A. +. Mar.
TN. A. ID. Miller and T. d. Hall. and
the proceeds are to go TO the aid OF
the French children.
The high school class Of the Pres
by,erian sunday school was snter.
tanned by their teacher. Rev =. =
Lawrence at the mnnse last n,ght nj
e:3o O'Clock dinner Those present
were Tom Dciaell. Clarence Williams
Howard vern Dow. john and James
johnson. Ernest Miller. Horace Mann
Waiter Walker. Donald and Wendell
Lawrence. A pleasant .oc!al evening
wss -njcved after the iinncr, il which
toe boys sang sonrs aud PLAYED
games OF dincren; kinos. A class
nrspn,zt tion was also effected with
toe following offitar; President,
Clarence Williams: v:co presiden.
'chr johnson; SECRETARY Wendell
LaSTt nee; treasurer. james johnson,
The following committees were ap-
pointed by the president: Member
ship, Tom Delscll. Donald Lawrence
aud Norman Mann: social. John john
son. Howard Dow and Earnest Miller.
II was decided to hold social once a
month at the different homes. The
name adopted for the class was the
G.. G. Class. or the Go Getters.