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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-12-29
Fills Stomach
With New Energy
Weak. Worn Out, Classy, Sour Stom'
ach Revived and Made to EnN"
Food With Stuart's Dys-
pepsia Tablets.

Most of us eat three times day and
often forget that each meal should he
disposed of in the stomach to make
room for the next. The failure Of the
stomach TO do this is called indigestion
or dyspepsia with its sour risings' gas,
rumblings. pain. depression and the
feeling of stuffiness when breathing is
difficult.
The most effective remedy ana the
most reliable on-a, because you can
Get II at any drug store in the United
states or Canada, is Stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablets. at so cents box. Instead Of
deriving yourself of food or going on a
starvation diet simply keep on as you
have and let these tablets straighten
out your stomach. digest the food and
keep YOU in the fight.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-12-29

There wasn't any gusher.
There wasn't even a gunnysack,
And then | knew that | had
dreamed a dream.
- y G. -
Did you ever happen to have it
Just that way?
N G.
ANYHOW, its better to have a
cheerful heart and face fate, fortune
or iluenza without fear or favor
than to have a few million dollars
gunnysacked in your garage, wheth-
er YOU have a garage or not.
N G -
After all, though, even dreams
have their uses. ! used TO know a
man who dreamed that he was 4
member OF congress. AT that time
members OF congress got only the
mere pittance of 5000 a year, plus
extras. My friend dreamed that he
needed a few dollars 20 pay his board
so he walked down Pennsylvania
avenue to the treasury building with
the intention OF drawing his full
terms salary-$l00OO
Il had that ten thou he said,
right in my grasp, when STUN
bled on the steps OF the treasury
building and fell down and woke up.
so YOU didn't really get the $lO.-
600 after all?' / said.
But / did though-actually; no
dream, no pipe
But how p
"Well, it was this way: My dream
was so vivid and compelling that |
got up and walked in my Sleep-to-
ward the treasury building to get
the money, you know, though in
point of fact | was shanghaid in a
cheap-skate hotel in a small town in
the Dutch part OF Pennsylvania.
What | thought in my dream were
the steps OF the treasury building
was in reality a defective sidewalk.
| fell through a hole in the walk into
rocky crater underneath, broke
two OF my legs. semi-scalped myself,
and otherwise suffered severe casual
ties. Lucky, wasn't | :"
Il fail to see it."
why. | sued that town for $25,-
600 damages and the jury awarded
me $4,000"
So, as | insinuated, even dreams
have their uses.
y lady entered a grocery store on
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-12-29
---By Bert Love

North Washington street yesterday.
The proprietor walked forward.
Have YOU got Heinz spaghetti :"
inquired the lady.
No; | always walk that way,
ma am replied the grocer.
N G.
Wonder what was the matter with
that grocer?
Was he hard OF hearing:
Or did the lady fail to enunciate
clearly?
N G
Or was it Just Natural Gas?
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-12-29

and general hygiene, What to do
till the doctor comes" dangers OF
returning to work too soon' etc"
should be distributed.
Suggestions; In view OF the prob
ability Of occurrences OF the disease
from time to time during the coming
year and the probability that there
will be a high pneumonia rate tor
several years, we should devise ways
and means in advance, in order 10
more intelligently control this dis
ease.
Hardy Sanitarium, A, G. Cowles'
NJ. d., House Surgeon.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-12-29
VOICE OF THE PEOPLE.

fThe Ardmoreits submits In this
column communications from tho
public, Those who submit matter
for this department are requested
TO sign their names and addresses,
which may OF may not be printed
No anonymous communication VIII
be printed)
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-12-29

shortage while Oklahoma City worries about the
domeessness OF the State Capitol Down here in Ard
more the only worry have is the uncertainty as to
who is going to be called upon next as an ideal grand
Jury witness
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-12-29

A fellow remarked yesterday that
! must have struck a dry hole, as
Ned noticed no Natural Gas lately.
No, | was visiting Tulsa, where the
lack OF the real natural gas is so
acute that the artificial natural gas
has no show whatever.
N G
"Thish we're anty-handshakin' reg
citation may be all O. X remarks
PIN Sudds OF Grass Valley Okla"
but when it comes to not kissin a
purity girl for fear O. gittin' the in
iluence, or whatever YOU call 1t, m
a-goin to kiss and take my chances;
that is" adds PIN ii the girl don't
see me first
N G. -
Last night | dreamed a dream.
dreamed that | had brought in
an oil we'll on my 40-acre lease up
in the IIealdton field that was spout
ing S5,25015 per diem and nothing
20 do but stuff the coin into large
gunnysacks and stack the sacks up
in nv garage, which bore on the
door a big red sign reading:
Spanish Influenza, Smallpox, Epi-
zootic and a Big Bulldog Inside
Step Right In
After | had sacked and stacked
for six months began to count up
and found that ! would have enough
money by Christmas to buy home
grown turkey with real cranberry
sauce, on the instalment plan, at
prospective prevailing prices.
sat down to wait till Christmas,
when suddenly the telephone rang
and | took down the receiver.
A familiar voice came over the
iong-distance from Washington-it
was my old friend William Gibbs
McAdoo, whose name | had heard
wears ago in New York.
N c.
Mack coolly informed me that il |
didn't come through with a million
subscription to the Fifth Liberty
loan he would order my arrest for
violation OF the espionage act and
have me shot at sunrise.
The shock awoke me.
looked around for my aggregat-
ed millions from the oil gusher up
m the Healdton field.
There wasn't any garage.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-12-29

The Ardmoreite still insists that this is a natural
winter resort and should be "paged' first OF all when
YOU are calling the important names for the benett
OF the winter tourist.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-12-29

Well who would have thought it: Even I. X. has
permitted President Wilson go TO England without
naggng him about being anglophobe
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-12-29

Ardmore Christmas week sunshine and the mem
Dry OF your first love are two OF the most oeautiu
hngS imaginable.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-12-29

The Red Cross Christmas roll call is calling for
your name and your dollar. Have You Responded
Eventually-why not now?
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-12-29

Okmulgee has new daily and Tulsa has ne\
weekly Who said anything about the high price
print paper?
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-12-29

Yes Christmas is over, but the nightmare memor
of the best mnce-pe you ever ate remains as non
goblin hangover.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-12-29

Ii Christmas came more than once year some o
us would not survive the stuff the first Christ
mas to enjoy the second.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-12-29

Good morning! Have you little Red Cross but
ton in your lapel?
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-12-29
NATURAL CAS-

There wasn't any gusher.
There wasn't even a gunnysack.
And then | knew that | had
dreamed a dream.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-12-29

You
well
fGIi
as &c
Dad
and
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The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
Greene County Boy
Killed In France

The dispatches yesterday evening
gave out among the long list of killed
and wounded, the name of Willie w.
Gosnell, Of Greeneville, Tenn. An
effort has been made to locate the
parents of this young man and to get
information regarding him. It has
been learned that he was member of
the regular army, having possibly
been in the service for many years.
His people reside somewhere south of
the river and near the mountains, it is
said: We hope to receive further ad-
vice at an early date concerning this
young mans death. The dispatches
stated that he had died from wounds,
which was evidence that he had been
in battle. We feel sure that it will
also be revealed that young Gosnell
went to his death like all the other
young Americans, putting up brave
fight.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
General Pershing
Directed Attack

WASHINGTON, June 8.-(By the
United Press. General Pershing
commander-in-chief of the American
forces abroad, personally directed the
attack that resulted in the capture OF
Cantigny a few days ago, the Senate
Military Committe was told today al
a meeting of the war council.
At the same time it has been re.
vealed that The Americans stopped
the German advance just in time. A
few miles of additional gains by Hin
denburg at that point, and some OF
the French munition plants would
have been in reach Of the German
long range guns.
Pershings presence in CantigUy
shows that the presence of victory
there bears the trademark ''made in
America" from the commanding Of
ficer down to the rookie.
The general situation now on the
west front is favorable, the Senate
Committee was told.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
Japanese-Chinese
Intervention Into
Siberia Inevitable

WASHINGTON, June S.-(By the
United Press. THAT japanese and
Chinese intervention in Siberia, re-
gardless of American wishes in the
matter, is believed in diplomatic cir
cles to be imminent.
The British and French sources are
straining hard again to some acquie-
scence from America, and, the report
ed action of the Bolshevild and Aus
tro-German troops in pursuing Gen
eral semenoff in Trans Balkailia may
prove to be the match which win touch
of the magazine.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
German boats Are Said To Be Operating On East Coast Of Florida
Won Hindenburg Begins to
Show Serious Uneasiness

experienced making deductions
from small but consistent facts.
Full military ana psychological
study unquestionably has been given
at German headquarters to elan and
morale of the American troops fresh
to modern battle conditions. Won
Hindenburg does not like the situa-
ton they are creating in Western
France. The result is the Lorraine
threat. The American positions are
very strong and Won Hindenburg has
had no encouragement to believe he
can break through. There is unde-
niable temptation, however, to the
Germans to try to move the Lorraine
fry MT farther away from the German
boundary. Were Won Hindenburg to
succeed he would increase the dis
tance Americas own offensive must
60 before it reached the Rhine. Faced
by that condition it is even possible
General Foch might no longer use
Americans in western France but
would reserve them entirely for the
future drive to the Rhine.
But this tanalizing will o. the wisp
holds forth the danger that an of
fensive against the Americans in Lor-
raine might well be hurled back with
terrible German losses. A stubborn
highly organized defense by the Amer
leans is the only certain element in
the situation.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08

With the American Army in Picar-
dy, June There were many in
stances of individual bravery and he
rOism in the successful attack of the.
American marines in the Chateau
Thierry sector today. Many Of the
Americans who were wounded refus-
ed to leave the fight. Sergt. ]. L.
Ellsworth of Kansas City, was cap
tured by the Germans Monday night
while dazed from a blow on the head
from rife butt. A German was
dragging him away when he regain
ed consciousness. The sergeant hit
the German on the jaw and escaped.
II was not going to be the first
American captured on this sector"
Sergt. Dulsworth said. "The Dutch
man looked more scared than /, so +
biffed him. Now / got to get back
and get me a Dutchman to make up
for the lump on my head"
The sergeant took part in the fight
ing today.
Private Charles Ginsberg, a for
mer New York newsboy, but now of
Washington, Ca, captured a German
in a shell hole. Ginsberg searched
the German for hidden weapons, and
when he came upon the photographs
Of the prisoners two children, the
C-'man wanted to fight. The pris-
Oner was allowed to keep the photo
graphs.
An American corporal found
himself behind the German lines two
days ago. By keeping himself hid
den and crawling a foot at time he
reached the American line during the
height Of today's battle and in time
to take part in the victory.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
Third Great Offensive at StandstiIl; No
Telling What Hour Fourth Will Start

With the British Armies in France June 8.-(By Simms for
the United Press )Hndenburgs third offensive is at stand
still When and where he will begin his foruh the question
occupying the minds of the Allied commanders.
The German prisoners all reflect the general opinion of the
German side of the line that for Germany question of do
die Nobody listen to their talk without realizing the ut
folly of considering the fact that the great German offensive
has spent itself Despite the colossal number of troops that
been flung against the allies far there most des
perate blows yet ahead.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
+. By j. w. T. MASON,
United Press War Expert.

OHlISu ILeoS w dE GApeIV'
New York, June 8.-Von Hinden.
burg has begun to show serious un.
easiness at the effective part Ameri-
can units are playing in the fighting
along the western front. Evidence OF
his disquiet appears in the concen.
tratiOn of Teutonic forces along the
American Lorraine sector.
The purpose of the persistent arri-
val of enemy troops at Metz is pri-
marily to threaten General Pershing
into Withholding more Americans
from Marne, Aisne and Picardy
fronts. The Germans we'll know that
the Lorraine border, with its proxi-
nifty to the Rhine, is the principal
American sector in France. Won Hin
denburg, therefore, is now threaten
ing to attack in Lorraine, hoping The
Americans may be unable to protect
their own positions and at the same
time participate fruitfully at the
other end Of France in the defense Of
Paris and the channel ports. The
Americans have now had an unbroken
series Of successes along the western
front. At Cantigny, along the Marine
and north of Chateau Thierry they
have won every objective. The rec
ord, of course, is small. The Ger
man genral staff, however, highly
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
Congress Inclined
To Balk at the De-
mands of McAdoo

WASHINGTON, June S.-(By the
United Press. )-Congress is inclined
to balk at the demands Of Secretary
McAdoo's bill for eight billion in war
taxes. This sum is double the pres
ent revenue. 1t is higher by two bill
lions than is necessary, some members
declare. Senator Smoot, the senate's
financial expert, declared that the two
billions for Allied loans should be left
ont. because such loans are reimouls-
able in full to the United States.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
War Department
Casualty List

WASHINGTON, June 8.-(By the
United Press. )--The war department
casualty list issued today contained
10S names, divided as follows: Thirty
killed in action, ten dead from
wounds, six dead from disease, four
deaths from airplane accidents six
deaths from accident and other caus-
es. Thiyty-fve wounded severely,
seventeen wounded to a degree UNI
determined. Among the wounded ap-
pears the name of John R. Lay, of Elk
Valley, Tenn.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
Foch Saves His Men,
Outgenerals Enemy

Washington, June 8.-Today's
news from the front added to the
growing conviction here that Gen.
Foch has outgeneralled the Germans
on the Aisne front in having brought
them to a halt without weakening the
defenses of the Channel ports.
Territory has been yielded, but no
roint of strategic value, and the Ger
mans must try again to draw away
the supporting lines in Picardy and
Flanders or face the necessity of
hurling their army into the wall Of
manpower, French, British and Amer
lean. that now blocks the road to the
Channel ports.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
The American Troops Co.
Operating With The French
Are Holding All Their Gains

Americans on the Mame June 8-(By Ferguson for, Unit
ed Press 1.-THE American troops cooperating with the French
this morning holding all their gains Of the last few days and
are fighting mile front northwest of ChateauTh
erry.
There temporary lu this is cabeed but the battle
threatens to break out anew any moment
The Americans and the French cold the line extending
northwest of Vney, through Bussiares and Beleau to the
southeast of Bouresches This represents advance ranging
from than mile points three miles at other
points
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
HUN SUBMARINES OPERATING
OFF EAST COAST OF FLORIDA

Jacksonville, Fla, June S.-Enemy sub
marines are operating off the east coast of
according to reports received here
today. Captain of a passenger steamer
declares he saw periscOpe some miles off
May Port last night. Shipping has been
ordered into St. Johns river.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
Ukranian Peasants
Have Revolted

LONDON, June 8.-(By United
Press. THE Ukrainian peasants in
the districts of LubnG and Luck have
revolted and set fire to the forests, ac-
cording to dispatches from Zurich
In the district of Jampoul, forty
thousand peasants are said to have
sworn allegiance to the deposed Rada
government. At Duzyna the peas
ants are opposing the German ad-
vance.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
us. Ambassador
Goes to Petrograd

WASHINGTON, June s.-(By the
United Press. )-American Ambassa-
dor Francis has gone temporarily to
Petrograd and Lologda quarters, the
state Department advised today The
reason for his visit is unrevealed.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
We Lost 10 Vessels
To the Submarines

NEW YORK, June S.-(By United
Press. Ten vessels, totalling slight
ly more than 22,2O0 tons, were lost
as a result of the German submarines
in the American waters during the
week ending June 8th, according to
official figures compiled here today.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
Thirteen Are
Still Missing
men, 27,42E

New York, June Eight passen-
gers and FIVE Of the crew Of the
steamship Carlina, sunk last Sunday
by German submarine, still are miss
ing, according to an announcement
tonight by the New York and Porto
Rico Steamship company, owners Of
the vessel.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08

AMERICAN MARINES DRIVE FOR
WARD AGAIN-GERMAN COUNTER
ATTACKS ARE ALL BLOCKED

With the American Armies in France,
June 8.-The American Marines and adj
joining units drove forward northwest of
Chateau Thierry today. The Hun counter
attacks were blocked by the American ad-
vance.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
British Casualties
For Week 1854

Lonodn, June british casual
edties reported during the week end
ing Friday were:
Officers killed or died of wounds,
208; men, 4,258.
Officers wounded or missing, 1853;
man 07Ao5
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
German Navy Said to Be Preparing
For Huge Naval Stroke Against Allies

MILAN June 8-Repor in circulation here to the ef
feet that the Admiralty preparing for huge naval
stroke against the Allies Orders said to have been given
the high seas be in instant readiness to High
German officers have been recalled from Switzerland and all
leaves are said to have ben suspended.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
VIOLENT GERMAN ATTACKS ARE
REPULSED WIT HHEAVY LOSSES

Paris June 8The French troops cooperating with the
Americans northwest of Thiery have continued to
advance the northern portion of that 'front.' the office
nounces.
The violent German attacks the southern portion of the
line in that region repulsed with heavy losses
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08

There used to be saying that ats
hel Ito be poor" but some of the big
rich must be saying the same thing
about themselves since Uncle Sam
woke up.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08

The man who brags about his 10y
atty and encourages disloyalty is
worse than a traitor for he is two
faced, deceitful and rotten generally.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08

The melting pot is boiling and with
every bubble some of the old elements
are merged into pure Americanism.
The Greeneville daily sun. (Greeneville, Tenn.) 1918-1920, 1918-06-08
'Dutchrnar1 Scared
So | Bifed Him.

With the American Army in Picar-
Iy. June 7.-There wara mony IN
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1918-02-13
SPIES IN GERMANY.

Some people think it is strange that
we don't copy Germany's methods and
organize a spy system to find out what
is going on inside that country. They
do not understand. the thoroughness
with which the German system of de-
tecting spies is organized. u
Every foot of the German frontier
is rigidly patrolled. Every person en-
tering has to give the strictist account
of himself. All his effects are sub
jected to the most searching scrutiny.
If any doubt is felt as to his purposes,
he is Swallowed and every movement
watched, and he has to report to the
police every "a hours.
There are people in this country who
in spite Of all this could get inside
Germany and get val BILE information.
Their services are very much needed,
but man would have to speak German
well and have plausible excuses to
put up before trying it.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1918-02-13
SOLICITING BUSINESS

Most forms of human enterprises
have had to establish systematic meth.
DDS Of soliciting interest in what they
have to offer. Concerns that simply
wait for trade to come have had to go
out of business. Entertainments that
depend on word of mouth do not get
any crowd. Churches that simply pass
the hat around and don't send a COM
mittee to see everyone find it impos-
sible to pay their bills.
Retail trade is about the only kind
of enterprise now in which the neces-
sity of soliciting business is not real
lied by all. If the advertised stores
were lined upon one side of the street
and the non-advertised stores on the
other, and stranger were asked to
pick the side of the street that looked
the best, he would unquestionably pick
the side containing the advertised
stores. 1t would included most of the
live, enterprising go-ahead concerns.