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Evening journal., 1918-06-05

bly, the thing had been overdrawn in
literature as so many other things in
real life had been.
Just then the wheel IN front Of me
moved forward and the ship nosed
down into dive Oh, my stomach II
tried TO get up into my neck. That
sinking feeling lasted for some seconds
until the "anerold" showed a drop OF
800 feet These remarks OF mine about
the absence OF thrills in flying, were,
after all. premature. A nose-dive on
your flrst "air-mush" Is a sure thrill
| leri
We made a steep bank on a turn
when the horizon got twisted round
almost looked vertical lnvomntarily
leaned away nom the tipping side.
forgot. We were not in a canoe and
the motion would not upright us When
finally the earth again looked as Il
should. l breathed relief and resumed
Evening journal., 1918-06-05
FOR WOMEN WHO WORRY.

Worry and the blues" are usually
linked together, and IN many cases are
due to some functional arrangement
which II not corrected may lead to
more serious ailments. More outdoor
life, sleep, water-drinking and a few
weeks treatment with that good old
fashioned root and herb remedy, Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, viii
revitalizs and strengthen the system
and work wonders for any woman. II
you are prone to worry and "the buesN
/ try It.
Evening journal., 1918-06-05
BY MILTON BR0NNER.
Special staff Dispatch.

WASHINGTON, June 5.-No American
man or woman reading the war news
this evening but yearns to help our
boys who are standing shoulder to
shoulder with Frenchmen and Britons
and Italians in facing the gray hordes
OF the Huns.
Well. Herbert Hoover, national food
administrator. says every American
man, woman and child can directly
help.
Refrain from eating some wheat
products today.
Cut out something today from your
daily meat consumption.
Evening journal., 1918-06-05

II would be we'll 10 advertise lost
articles In the Want Ad column this
week. Teamsters. chauffeurs, carriers
and engineers are all under a bene-
flcent ruling.
Evening journal., 1918-06-05

some day We 80 when our time comes
Why dribble life? Come what may it
can at least be said Of the aviator that
be lived while he lived.
Evening journal., 1918-06-05
You'd Like to Help Sammies Who Are
Punching Kaiser? Well You Can--Here's How

food that keeps the soldiers strength
and pep" up the best.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01
QUICK RELIEF
FROM CONSTIPATION
Get DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets

That is the joyful cry of thousands
since d. Edwards r~oduced Olive Tablets,
The substitute fox caloTel.
d.. Edwards, practicing physician Cor
II years ocd c-ic..,ei's cld-tiue enemy,
discovered TIE formula fer Give Tablets
:. Lie treating patients fer chronic con-
3ti2afion and torpid livers.
Dr. Edwards Give Tablets do not
coa3a;n caiof-lel, i,uc a healing, soothing
vegetable laxative.
No gripping is Eae s'keyrote'' OF these
little s,-gar-ccGted, clive-colored tablets.
They cause the bowels and liver 10 act
formally They never force them TO
I'M at,--al action.
If you have dark brown mouth now
and then = bad breath = dull, tired
secling-siciz headache-torpid liver and
are co1stipated. you'll find quick, sure and
only pleasant results from one or two lit
Gle Dr.. Edwards Olive Tablets at bedtime
Thousands take one or two every nigh;
i iuse 20 keep Eight. Try them. 10c am
25c per cox. AL druggists.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01
4 DADCN'S[yGN|NG|
\ AA|RY TALE
III s. flAQY MAAAN RQyVtR
THE AOUDAD.

'eMr. Aoudad," said Daddy, "is a
vain creature and l must tell you the
story Of him and of his conceit.'
Evidently he is an animal" said
Dick.
''Yes," said Nancy. Daddy tells us
of animals we've never heard of be-
fore. Often we're not sure they're ami
mails. They may be birds or fish, for
all we know"
Maybe Mr.. Aoudad is not an ami
NAL" said Dick. He somehow sound
ed like one, but perhaps he's bird"
Daddy wouldn't give them any hint
for quite little time. He liked to
hear them try to guess.
"AIr. Aoudad," he began, "is one of
the Barbary wild sheep family, and
q distant relation of our mountain
sheep and goats.
"His home is in the north Of Africa
where he lives in the hottest, dryes
part of the country he can find"
4 suppose" said Nancy, they can
| put him in the zoos-or any of hi
family-here in America. We don
have hot, dry weather all the time
We have all sorts of weather"
strange to say" said Daddy, ''h
thrives in any ZOO. He stands differ
ent climates far better than our ow
Rocky Mountain sheep and goats dc
He doesn't seem to mind any kin
Of weather, though in his native Ian
he chooses the hot and dry mour
fans."
That's probably the kind he like
best of ALL" said Dick.
Probably" said Nancy. But thin
he must be quite a fine animal not
| be weather grumbler."
! That's his very best point sal
| Daddy. But as I began to tell yo
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01
Marriage and War Service.

The wisdom Of Secretary Bakers
ruling against taking marriage as a
proof that a man was trying to evade
military duty, commended by rs before.
has been illustrated by an incident
published this week The New York
city district board of examiners has
reversed the ruling of local board iii
the case Of man who took to himself
2 wife since the war began. Those who
are looking for the worst motives would
lump to the conclusion that he married
to escape the draft.
The facts are that the young pair
were engaged to be married a year ago
last January The announcement was
printed in an Orange county paper OF
that month and the production Of this
paper was counted sufficient evidence
of the man S good faith. The wedding
had been pat of by an accidental fire
in which the prospective bride was
| badly injured Such facts only need
statement, without any added argu-
ment
True, the ease is somewhat excer-
/ tional Bat one Of the objects of hay
/ ing board Of examiners is to discrimi
nate between exceptional cases and
those which come under general rul-
ings. Any board that would rule
against a man for carrying out an en-
eaeemcnt. particularly in a case where
accident, III health or reverse5 Of one
kind 81 another had perhaps increased
his fiancec need OF him, would be un
worthy to hold q position of such grave
resPonsihility.-New York. Evening
a4&un.dR ed" sd Ss4 .jou BIB ~
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01
MONDAY, APRIL |, 1918.
FARM OR FIGHT.

Chairman Emerson of local board
No. . for Hillsborough county, New
Hampshire, which has upwards of $50
men in deferred draft classification on
account of agriculture, sounds timely
and entirely warranted warning when
he assures all who may be concerned
TINT the board viii keep oversight Of
all men 50 classified in its jurisdiction.
and that if any are found Sinking on
the farm, it win be the board 5 duty
to proceed to secure their services in
the army. The planting of a few hills
of corn or beans is not sufficient to
qualify a man of military age as an
a@riculturist under the terms of
the draft law, nor should il secure for
him exemption from military duty 1t
is not inconccivable that many men
now in the battle area i'll France, or in
camps and environments where they
await the word to 20 there, are far
better farmers than many who have
claimed and obtained exemption as es-
,scntial indust'alists On the ground vi
agriculture.
/ Now, agriculture has urgent need of
every hand it can command during the
coming few months. especially. That
men who are capable, energetic and eff
fcctive foodproduccrs will be given
special consideration by the draft
boards is a foregone conclusion. 1t !,
made plain, however. in HillsborougF
district No. ., that no others need ap
ply; and that men, if any there be VIII,
have hoped to shirk all war duty b,
J merely getting themselves classified a
- farmers will find their plan
knocked sadly askew. As Mr. Emcr
son takes pains to point out, Giving o.
farm does not entitle a registere'
man to deferred classification; produc
ing food in appreciate quantity doe:
just raising enough to feed the peopl
on the farm does not suffice
If men arc not responding to their OF
portunty on Che farm, and really cor
tributing To feed the world, they mus
enter military service.
II the lines are drawn thus strictl
on men who live on farms, ii nat
urally follows that men who do III
ike on farms viii have equal or grca
CT difficulty in qualifying as "agricu
turists.' The second Ilillsboroug
district has taken step which ever
draft district in the country shou
emulate. Agriculture in this war,
rs serious and as important business
bearing arms. Let there be no agl
cultural eamouilagc
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01
TRUTH TRIUMPHS.
Brattleboro Citizens Testify for the
Public Benefit.

A truthful statement of Brattle-
boro citizen, given in his own words,
should convince the most skeptieal
about the merits of Doan's Kidney
Pills. If 70 usufter from backache,
nervousness, sleeplessness, urinary dis
orders or any form of kidney ills, use
tested kidney medicine.
A Brattleboro citizen tells of Doan s
Kidney Pills
Could you demand mrre convincing
proof of merit?
W T. Wentworth, 43 Pine ST., says:
"When | was motorman on the local
street cars, the jolting affected my kid
neys. The kidney secretions were off
color at times and were otherwise I'M
natural l had to pass the kidney Sc
cretions too often and they contained
sediment. l felt all tired out and my
back also bothered me with dull pains
over my kidneys. Doan s Kidney Pills
have always given satisfactory relief
from these attacks
Price see, at all dealers. Don t
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan > Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Wentworth had. Foster Milburn
Co., Mfgrs,, Buffalo, " Y.-Adv.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01

The Reformer is on sale every evening
by the following news dealers:
Brattleboro, Brattleboro News Co., C
w. Cleaveland. s. L Purinton (Estey.
WILEY, Brooks House Pharmacy, Aliens
Depot Newsstand Mrs D. F Doyle
South Main Street
West Bratticboro, Ell. StockweIl
East Ounmerston, NJ z. Brown.
Putney, NJ G Williams
Newfane. n Nj Batchelder.
Townshend. C. w Cutler
West Townshend. c n. Grout
Jamaica, r J. Daggett.
South Londonderry, Fl Tyler
South Vernon. E B Bufrum
Northfeld. Mass, Thompson Bros
West Chesterfield. NJ H, Mrs "
Streeter
Hinsdale. N. r., W Fl Lyman
Bellows Falls, Depot Restaurant
Windsor. VT. Windsor Restaurant
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01

he is very vain Once lie waS 'stahaFt
ing on top of high rock over in
the mountains Of his home.
He posed and stood first this way, /
and then that He held his head
high. then ne dropped it little. He
looked as though ready for a great bat
tie and attack, and then looked gen
tie and pleasant, with different
change Of pose each time.
"He thought he looked very fine on
the high rocky peak and the thought
that he was so handsome made him
very happy. Pretty soon several crea-
lures came along-they were cousins
of his but not nearly so handsome.
Still they were rather vain. too, and
liked to think they were fine look
ing.
How do you dog they said. What
in the world are YOU doingT
"'Posing for my picture said Mr..
Aoudad.
"'Who is going to take it?' asked
his cousins.
81 didn't say anyone was going
to take my picture answered Mr..
Aoudad i said was posing for it.
That means I am getting in fine po-
stions so that should ever want to
have my picture taken I would know
| just how to stand so l would look my
| best.
Il would never have photograph
er say to me, Now, hold your heat
little TO one side, please. And smiI,
Just trifle." No, would know hov
to stand and look
".Of course that must be fin
thing to know said the cousins. w
| do believe We'll go home to our rock
peaks and try the same thing. 1t woul
be SO useful to know how to stand 70
our photographs
Tin not so sure that it would b
useful said Mr.. A0udad, but it's Yer
nice practicing at any rate. And "
heard of another animal who does jus
the same thing
"SNho?' asked the cousins.
| The peacock. they say. IS as val
J as we are Yes, I've heard that notl
ing pleaseS the peacock more than I
admire himself And think I'd rattle
like to meet him. I'd say, you've e
a great deal of good sense. old cila]
There is nothing in the world like al
preciating ourselves"
"'What is the peacock proud of
! asked the aoudad cousins
".He has marvellous tail of man
. colors and beautiful feathers said N
n Aoudad. But we have big curve
5 horns and shaggy hair. And not on
e are we fine looking but We are wi
f and strong. We don't look whe
: we're going. because we go Just whe
we want to, and bump into anythii
that gets in our way And that
J ended Daddy, 'is perfectly true"
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01
COOPERATIVE CREAMERY.
Missisauoi Valley Concern has $4,000
Capital Church Incorporates.

MONTPELIER, April The Missis-
quot Valley Cooperative Creamery, Inc,
Of south Troy has filed articles in the
secretary of states office for the purpose
of conducting a creamery business in South
Troy. The capital stock is $4,000. The
subscribers are NJ. j.. Porter, Fred Valley,
George Wiley ard some As other farmers.
The Baptist church Of Poultney, inc,
has filed articles in the same office to con
duct a place of worship in Poultney. The
papers were signed by f. NJ. Bixby, Al
/ bert kilborn and L. r. Runkle, and some
dozen others
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01
Following the Textbooks.

\ teacher asker her glass to write
an essay on London. She was sur
prised to read the following in o2e at
tempt:
THE people of London are noted for
their stupiGitr.'
Tho young author was asked how he
got that idea.
'FPiease, MISS was the reply, lit
says in the textbooks the population of
London is very dense. New York
Globe.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01

Speaking OF what America must do
to meet the appeal of Lloyd George,
the New York World says:
I've must make good the losses sus-
tanned ~ the British and French III
resisting the German drive and add as
much more to the balance as we are
capable OF doing. This neccssltates
ships, first of all and then more ships.
Il ncccssitates also the closest cooper
alton between the American. British
and French governments to prevent the
wastage of cargo space in tie trans
portation of non essentials. 1t is a
complicated problem, which can be
solved only by practical intelligence
and hard work 1t certainly cannot
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01
10 The SUBSCRIBERS.

II is the aim OF the management to
secure efficient service in the delivery Of
the paper each night, and II solicits the
co-opera ton Of subscribers to that end
Prompt reports should be given of each
failure to receive the paper on the morn
ing following the omission, In person,
nv telephone or postal card. thus enabling
the cause Of the error to be promptly
and accurately discovered and the proper
remedy Immediately applied 1t is only
by this method that the publisher can
secure the desired service
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01
Little Benny's
Note Book
By LEE PAPE

was setting on my frunt steps
with the fellows, jest setting there, and
all Of a suddin who did see coming up
the street but my Ant Sue, me think
ing, Gosh, III half to kiss her in frunt
Of all the fellows, G..
And she kepp on coming up, and
thawt, Maybe # l yell, Watts up?
Watts up? all the fellows viii run down
the street TO see if enythings the mat
ter.
And Ant Sue kepp on coming and
getting neerer and neerer, and thawt,
Maybe I better run quick in the house.
And | thawt, No, better not, she mite
see me-
And Ant Sue kepp on coming, ony
being about , payemints away, and
thawt, G. know, III quick tie my
handkerchief er9ulnd, NV faoetsx,p she
will think sumthings the matter with
ii and wont wunt to kiss it. And
thawt No, | amt got time.
Wich jest then Ant Sue came up
saying. Hello there, Benny, its q won
| der YOU woodent jump up and Civ,
your Ant Sue a kiss
| got kind of a cold. maybe yo,
mite catch it, | sed.
III take a chance, I'm a spoart. SCI
Ant Sue. And | coodent think of envy
thing elts to say So | got up and CAV
her a kiss, none of the fellows seem
ing to think it was funny after all, 0,
account of them all proherly havin>
ants of their own that they half I
kiss
Proving that the verse YOU think
things going to be, the more your
libel to be serprized wen its over
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01

In the Civil war, according to DR..
W. W. Keen, there were 9,462 eases of
typhoid fever and 29,336 deaths there
from. In the war with Spain, in which
only 107,973 of our men were engaged
in the army there were 2.73S eases and
! $50 deaths. In our army III the pres
ent war the records of Sept. 2l, 1917
to Jan. %, 1918, covers period long
er by one month than the war with
Spain. There was a daily average dur
ing these months of 40, 500 men III the
environments and camps. There have
been among these men 40 cases of ty-
phoid and paratyphoid. After the
anti typhoid incubation was completed
in six weeks, from December 1t {
January -. 1915, there were only sever
eases. 1t is Il record to marvel at.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01
TO ADVERTISERS.

Transient advertising-Run Of paper
so cents an inch for first insertion. %
cents an inch for each subsequent inser-
ton Limited space on first page at
double rates
Space ties on application.
Classified advertisements-Ftve cents a
line first insertion with so per cent dis
count for each subsequent insertion
without change Of copy
Reading Notces-Ten cents per line,
first insertion with so per cent discount
for each subsequent insertion without
change of copy.
Position 10 per cent extra.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01

Charles A. Plumley has settled q
question about which tax officials, tax
PAYERS, shcriffs and others have often
been III dispute. Mr. Plumlev de-
cides that standing timber sold exclu-
sive of the real estate on which It
stands is personal property.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01

be solved by the Kind Of people who
are forever wringing their hands and
crying "For God 5 sake, do some
thing" Godsaking will not drive a
single rivet in a ship or transport a
solitary soldier across the Atlantic. >
1t can't be, can it, that the World
is thinking of a certain Vermont God
sakera
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01

SO many people bought Easter lilies
that it is well to know they will bios
som several times. II YOU save Your
bulb after the present blossoms fade,
and plant it in May or June, when the
earth is warm, ii will blossom in the
garden in the FALL.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01

The placing of Gen. Foch IN supreme
command of all the allied forces in
Northern France and Belgium means
that the British and American will
take their orders from him. The
change is one that ought to have been
made long ago. One weakness in the
allies cause has been the lack of n
central authority.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01

Those are certainly win-the-war
Methodists, who. at their conference in
Philadelphia, enthusiastically cheered
the expressed opinion that the making
of munitions on Sunday would be the
most practical kind of praying in these
times
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01

The operation on the clock was pain
less and people are now getting an
extra hour of daylight in which to
work or play. We hope the experiment
viii be 50 successful that it will be
adopted for every day in the year.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01

It does not speak well for the pub
lie spirit of Hardwick when only five
voters attended the school meeting
which fixed that tax rate for the com
ing years and decided other important
matters.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01

Since Edward ellis has been recon-
mitted to the house of correction fol
lowing his arrest in Greenfield, Mass,
under the name of Lewis, in saloon
where he was working. The state pro
baton officer has found out that the
man is a Stacker and has reported the
matter to the local exemption board of
Windsor county. so that the man bids
fair to get into service in a short time.
ellis was II the house Of correction
on the charge of mons support of his
family, in which there are several chill
dren. The state will see that his war
risk Insurance is kept up and that his
dependents are taken care of before he
goes into service.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01
What Papa Meant.

Mamma" asked little three-year.
old miss, lis papa's picture torn?"
"Not that know of, dear Why do
you ask?" replied her mother.
! Because" answered the little one.
"this morning he said. Garn my pic
ture.'"
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01
Member OF the Associated Press.

The Associated Press Is exclusively
entitled to the use for publication Of all
news dispatches credited to II and not
otherwise credited in this paper and also
the local news published herein.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01
STATE NEWS NOTES.
Promotes Granite Industry.

The Barre Quarters and Manu-
faeturers association, inc. of Barre
has filed articles i'll the secretary of
state $ office for the purpose Of adver
Using and promoting the interests of
the Barre granite industry and to
handle all questions of mutual inter
csts and welfare of the industry The
subscribers are Barre Granite Manufac-
turers association, Littlejohn & Milne
Quarry Co., James X. Pirie of Barre ::
Boutwell,, Milne & Varnum Co. of Mont
pelier, f. l.. Smith; and Barre Granite
& Quarry Co. of Barre, John g. Cross
of Mortified. and James NJ Boutwell,
Of Montpelier.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01

Seeking $4,000 damages, Richard
Mandigo of Shrewsbury has brought
suit in Rutland county court against
Miss Adah Walker of Clarendon. alleg
ing the loss of services of his wife due
TO injuries in an auto accident when
she was run down by the defendant $
auto in Rutland last summer. The ease
is returnable at the September term of
court. Mr.. Mandigo claims the de-
PENDANT was negligent.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01

Samuel Gompers, head OF the American
Federation of Labor, is conducting Wig
orous campaign against prohibition
which, he says, if adopted, would throw
100000 men out of employment.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01

Edward Fredette. aged about 80,
probably was fatally hurt when he fell
40 feet from the roof of tae lime kiln
plant of the Vermont Marble company
in West Rutland. He toppled back
wards to the ground. His left leg and
left arm were fractured and one side
of his face was crushed.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01

Governor Graham has appointed f.
j. Smith of Newport probate judge for
the district of Orleans to succeed Rufus
w. Spear. resigned. sGs
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1918-04-01

TRY THE CLASSIFIED COLUMNS
in THE DAILY REFORMER