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OFFICE Or ooKPT10EI11 or EI1

- III. p - er -
Warrington, d. c.. February 2, S1S.
WHEREAS. by s~atisfactory evidence
presented to the undersigned, It has been
made to appear that
THE NORTHWESTERN NATIONAL
BANK OF GRAND FORKS"
in the city of Grand Forks in the county
Of Grand Forks and state Of North d.
kota, has complied with all the provis-
ions Of the statutes Of the United States,
required to be complied with before an
association shall be authorized to com.
mence the business Of banking:
NOW THEREFORE, I, John Shelton
Williams, comptroller Of the CURRENCY.
do hereby certify that
THE NORTHWESTERN NATIONAL
BANK OF GRAND FORKS
in the city Of Grand Forks. in the county
OF Grand Forks and state Of North De-
kota. 10 authorized to commences the
business Of banking as provided in Sec
ton fifty one hundred and sixty-nine
Of the Revised Statutes Of the United
States.
CONVERSION Of the Scandina vianA
American Bank of Grand Forks, N. ..
In TESTIMONY WHEREOF witness
hand and seal OF Office this second
day Of February. 1913.
(SEAL)
JOHN SHELTON WILLIAM.
Comptroller of tn. Currency.
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PRIVATE HOME FOR THE SICK FOR
maternity and non-contagtous cases.
Under management of trained nurSe.
N. w. SAL. T. 9. 1881, "
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FURNISHED ROOM FOR RENT.
Strictly modern. Close in. 81 N. Third
St. N. w. 1881.
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1--WE sToQ

DOG WANTED-wANTED TO PUR-
chase, a fairly we'll bred Boston Ter
rier pup, 3 to 6 months old. Address
GA Herald.
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NICELY FURNISHED FRONT ROOM
~Ndownstairs for rent. 211 IN. Fifth ST
"-1469J N. w.
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TWO OR THREE HOUSEKEEPING
rooms in modern house. Apply TIC
Cherry st.
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TWO. FURNISHED HOUSEKEEPING
roomst br rent. upstairs. 1923 So. 3rd
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, O FOR. RENT.

THREE BRIGHT, CHEERFUL ROOMS
with bath for light housekeeping.
cheap. Partly furnished If desired. 63l
No. 5th St. N. w. 1913.
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MATERNITY HOME.

FOR SAILS MILK COWS: .223 .Eu-
~ cid" Ave. N. w. 1851; r. S, 1851.
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FOR <SALE-4 WORK HORSES. 3
miles east Of England, T. S. 37-s
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FOR RENT-TWO FURNISHED
rooms forA light housekeeping. N. W.
514-L. T. S. 949-J.
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COMPETENT GIRL WANTED FOR
general ~housework. Apply 100 N.
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GIRL WANTED FOR GENERAL
csP. T%repanier. 81 4th Ave Apply "rs'
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S. G. BUFF oRP1NGToN AND r. G
Brown Leghorn eggs, $3.50 per Is
H. Jestin, 607 Cottonwood st.
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ONE ROOM Fok RENT-FURN1sHED
or u%nfurnished. Reasonable. Ladies
preferred. 412 Dakota Ave.
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POULTRY.

FOR sALE-PURE BRED ROSE COMB
Rhode Island Red Cockerels. $500 and
up; also & & for Matching. $500 per
hundred. w. K. Dezell. Niagara, N. D.
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WANTED-G1RL FOR KITCHEN
work; Hotel ~Pemberton. St. Thomas,
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HoUSEKEEPER WANTED ON FARM.
light work. Reference required. Der.
heuson Bros. Grand Forks. N. d. r.
Z NO. l. ,.AsE c..t..n n s
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AGENTS..

AGENTS WANTED TO SELL THE
pamphlet on the inside history Of
Townleyism> In North Dakota, by .. D.
) Bacon. This Is the fastest selling pub
ncation in America. News agents ap-
ply for particulars. to J. D. Bacon, Ho-
AGENTS WANTED IN EVERY coUN-
ty. North and South Dakota, to sell
ply fabric. two to five pounds heavier,
than any tires, same size on the mar.
ket. Sell on sight and repeat. Write
Tor proposition. Territory now open.
+. p. Hogan, state manager, 1878 Tay.
lor Ave, st. Paul. Mimi
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LOST AND FOUND.

LOST AND FOUND,
LosT-A BROWN TRAVELLING BAG
on Friday evening, March 29. 1t Wa
left on DeMers Ave-, near the Column
bia hotel Some Of the contents Of
bag were: A one-piece soft taneta silk
dress of new dahlia reo color with
geergette sleeves and bead trimming. a.
white skirt. q white. wolfe waist; q gold
watch, Elgin. Finder kindly leave at
Herald Office. A big reward.
LosT-A LADY's GOLD WATCH IN
leather case. Has initials II. L. S, on
bac Return to Dr.. Deans Office.
First National Bank Bldg.
LosT-A FLY WHEEL FOR A SMITH
motor wheel between DeMers and 400
block on No. 3rd and 4th SITS. Return
to Herald.
LOST-LIGHT BROWN COLLIE FE-
male pup, lame in right hind leg.
Write 635 Herald. Reward.
LOST-SMALL SIZE WATERMAN
fountain pen. Finder please return to
Herald.
LosT-AUTo ROBE; CALL Slows
~; Livery.
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DRs. ORR AND NAY SANDERS.
317 acknowledgements Bank Bldg.
Both Phones 542. Grand Forks
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ROOM FOR RENT. DOWN TOWN.
Reasonable. Lady preferred. Call 1851
r 6
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FARM

YOUR CHANCE Is IN cANADA~R1cH
lands and business opportunities offer
\ you Independence; farm lands, ST. to
! 40 acre: irrigated lands. 3s5 to $50;
Improvements. Loah Of live. stock:
taxes average under twenty cents an
acre: no taxes IN improvements. per-
sonal property or live stock. Good
phones. Excellent climate-crops and
live stock proves It. Special home
seekers fare certificates. Write for
Tree booklets. Allen Cameron, Gener.
dian Pacific railway. 142 Ninth Ave,
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wANTED-GooD GIRL FOR HoUsE-
Keeper on farm. close to city. Good
wages for h right party. N. w.
phone 1871 cali 3, ~
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wANTED-A COMPETENT GIRL FOR
general housework. Mrs. o. A. Web
sterJ 319 So. 9Th st.
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3o4 ACRES. SO MILES FROM BuFFA-
10. mile from cheese factory. churches.
store; school on farm, dark loan soil.
houses, barn SO by 80 basement stable,
concrete floor. silo. Including So head
cattle. II horses. I hogs. SO hens. all
fodder: complete farming equipment.
Price $12500.a Easty terms. Free list.
Ellis Bros, %springvtlle, N. 7.
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PAINTING AND DECORATING.

PAINTING AND DECORATING NEAT
y done. N. 6. Johnson. Phone .lz7SI
=. n. w. 7l3 Cottonwood. g +,
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PIANO TUN1No.

Il. NJ. ScHOEN, EXPERT PIANO
tuning. Tone and touch regulating.
N. w. 629.J.
PIANO TUNING-E. NJ. MATHEWS.
1905 University Ave. n. W. 1774-J.
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DakOtQ'ssG Greatest.
Classified Section
MONEY 10 LOAN.


MONEY 10 loan.
MONEY 70 LOAN ON CITY OR FARM
real estate. e. A. Fladland.
osTDoPATHY.
DRs. ORR AND NAY SANDERS.
81 acknowledgements Bank Blag.
Both Phones 64z. Grand Forks.
PAINTING AND DECORATING.
PAINTING AND DECORATING NEAT
- done. N. S. Johnson. Phone .iz7sL
n. w. us Cottonwood.
PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS.
DIR. JOHN D.. TAYLOR
Physician and Surgeon.
Special attention given to diseases Of
the skin and Senito,Hrinsry system.
pRs. HEALY. LAW q wourAT.
Physicians and Surgeons.
M Office Scan-Amer.. Bank Bldg.
ARTHUR PEAKE. II. o.
MARGARET PEAKE. M. D.
DRs. EKERN 4 MARsDEN
Specialists.
Q. 4 Bank Bldg. Grand Forks.
DE-. A. DEAN
Physician and Surgeon.
Second Floor. First National Bank Bldg.
PLUMBING.
HARRY J. HELPS. Plumbing & Heating
Contractor. II S. 4th. 1877 NV. 1913 rs
Jas. Black. Plumbing and Heating Con.
tractor: 81 n. 5th st. 1o36L. n. w.
PIANO TUNnNo.
r. n. scHoEN. EXPERT PIANO
syn3 3s Tone and touch regulating.
PIANO TUNrNG-E. NJ. MATHEWS.
1905 University Ave. n. W. 1774-J.
POULTRY.
FOR sALE-PuRE BRED ROSE COMB
Rhode Island Red Cockerels. $500 INT
up; also eggs for Matching. $500 per
hundred. w. X. Dezelf. Niagara, N. D.
S. G. BUFF oRP1NGroN AND r.. q.
H =. .ys,ti hes sS9 c zefss; sa;So per IS
ROOMS FOR RENT.
THREE BRIGHT. CHEERFUL ROOMS
with bath for light housekeeping.
cheap. Partly furnished If desired. 63l
No. 5th st. N. ". 1913.
ONE ROOM FOR RENr-FuRN1sHED
or unfurnished. Reasonable. Ladies'
preferred. 412 Dakota Ave.
FURNISHED ROOM FOR RENT.
st. N. w. 1881.
NICELY FURNISHED FRONT ROOM
>~downstairs for rent. FL N. Fifth St.
-14esJ N. W.
rooms t6r rent. upstairs. 323 So. 3rd
TWO OR THREE HOUSEKEEPING
rooms in modern house. Apply TIC
Cherry st.
FOR RENT-Two FURNISHED
5 s191n' f. for ). lis sts.j housekeeping ~ N. ",
ROOM FOR RENT. DOWN TOWN.
Reasonable. Lady preferred. Call s56J
FOR RENT OR 3 FURNISHED
rooms in all modern home. ApplyNsob
OttOnWOO st.
ONE OR TWO FURNISHED ROOMS
for light housekeeping. Modern. -305
south Fourth st.
FURNISHED ROOM FOR RENT-sUIr.
able for two. .11s Walnut st.
MODERN FURNISHED RooMs-sl4
N. 5th st.
NICELY FURNISHED DOWN STAIRS.
Inquire SOL Cottonwood.
NICE LARGE FURNISHED FRONT
room. 406 Chestnut.
FURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT
+ 400 No. 3rd.
NICELY FURNISHED ROOMs-121H
So. 3rd.
THREE ROOMS FOR RENT-s1o OAK
st.
THE PALACE HoTE1-RooMs $500
per week and up. It'll st. and DeMers.,
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MAID WANTED FOR GENERAL
housework at once. Apply so4 Belmont.
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COMPETENT GIRL WANTED FOR
general -housework. Mrs. NJ. j.. Cotton,
1924 University Ave. -,
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MONEY TO LOAN ON CITY OR FARM
real estate. e. A. Fladland.
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FOR RENT OR 3 FURNISHED
-'rooms in all modern home. ApplyNs05
Cottonwood st.
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WAITED ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
ladyson farm, 8 in family. Scandin-
avian preferred. Mrs. ole Larson.
Calvin, N. D.. Box liar 1,
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pHYs1orAxs AND SURGEONS.
PLUMBING.

HARRY J. HELPS, Plumbing & Heating
Contractor. II S. 4th. 1877 NV. 1042 rs
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Jas. Black. Plumbing and Heating Con-
tractor. 314 N. 5th St. 1Oa6L. N. w.
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COMPETENT MAID wANrED-MRs
Il. p: French. 31e HamlinN Ave. 11S2L,
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& HiELp-Continued.

GIRL WANTED FOR q EMERAI
housework on farm. Separate house
TOE working men. Dur adults, no
ldr Good plain cook. IS asweek.
MRS. A. ~Stonehouse, Larimore, N.sDak.
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-FOUR ROOM ALL MODERN COTTAGE
$1,000 per mo. Call forenoons or eye-
q nings.& IT. s. 527. 7A g. D%3
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WANTED = GIRL FOR .aENERAL
hcusework. Mrs. Hugh Reid. los
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ALL YOUNG WoMEN ARE 1NvTTFn,
to make the Young Women's Christian
Assn.A their headquarters while in the
city. > |lG
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THE SUCCESSES FARMERS ARE
making in Aitkin county, are written
up In our circulars that we send to
all who write It's the sure o. to
prosperity, the taking up Of the natur-
al stock and dairy lands, Of this fer
tile county. You ought to have these
facts. Write me. Arnold, Land Agent,
Rock Island Railway, 429 Wolyin'B Bldg.
Duluth, MINI.
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HOuSEKEEPER WITH EXPERIENCE
to cook Tor 9 to ~ men on farm. WAGES
state & and nationality. r. q. BOY
184, Pembina, N. d. -
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WANTED = INTELLIGENT YOUNG
man to work in CITY. Good 6pportuni-
@ty for advancement. Apply Circula-
ton Mgr, Herald.
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WAITER WANTED FOR LUNCH
steady Job to right man. $500 Der
mo. and room. Will pay more after
while. Call or write r. b. Zupin, La.
kotA,~N. d. NJ
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neutrality-suspicious. GIRL. FOR
general homework. Mrs. F.. F. Stokes,
6 Reeves Aye. -
The Princeton union., 1918-02-21

Under the caption, "They Are Com
ing," the German paper, Breslaur
Volkswacht warns it's readers to "look
things squarely in. the face and not
cling to pleasing self deception" The
article also adds that although a few
American provision ships and trans
ports may be torpedoed, this would not
stop American troops from swarming
across the Atlantic and also landing
large cargoes of food and munitions
in France. If the editor of the Volks-
wacht does not use more care in his
editorial utterances we foresee that
some cold night he will be dragged
forth in his pajamas (if he has any,
and perforated with dumdum bullets.
The Princeton union., 1918-02-21

Sir Cecil Spring Rice, for five years
British ambassador to the United
States, was one Of the greatest diplo-
mats of the present age, and in the
early years of the war succeeded in
accomplishing the task of inducing the
United States government to accept
with equanimity the stringent regula-
tions Of the entente blockade. This
was considered an unusual achieve
-ment even for a skilled diplomat. He
relinquished the post Of ambassador
to this country on January 2 in con-
sequence of ill health and went to
Ottawa, Canada, to reside. Here he
died. He was close friend of Presi-
dent Wilson and the American diplo-
matte corps. All Washington loved
him for his commonplace and social
manner.
The Princeton union., 1918-02-21

If we continue to send cargoes of
grain to France in rotten bottoms
every day the United States will be
wheatless bye and bye. There is no
sense in sending cargoes of wheat to
our allies in rotten tramp steamers
such as the Miguel de Larringa, which
foundered- virtually turned turtle
and carried the cargo to the bottom of
the deep. A British warship fortu-
nately rescued 27 of the crew, but
some were lost. Would not it be, bet
ter to wait until seaworthy vessels
could be obtained than to risk sending
cargoes across the Atlantic in unsea-
worthy ships, especially when we
are denying ourselves in an effort to
feed our allies?
The Princeton union., 1918-02-21
This excerpt from the leading editor.
ial in the current number Of the North

This excerpt from the leading editor.
ial in the current number Of the North
American Review rings true:
There is another obligation imposed
upon US equally solemn. It pledges
Mr.. Wilson to treat with greater gem
erosity and more frankness the men
who are nominally his political op-
.ponents, who, on their part, must ban
ish politics and rise to the loftier
heights Of patriotism. Already we
hear members Of congress talking
about the congressional election Of
next November, Of possible tissues" !"
of candidates and chances. By every
thing that men hold sacred to the
memory Of those who have died for
us and those whose lives must yet be
offered, in the face Of the misery that
has fallen upon the world, dare men
talk Of their petty issues or think Of
themselves; are they so lost to shame,
so willing to palter with their honor,
that for the price Of seat in congress
or momentary triumph they would sac
rifice national welfare?
The Princeton union., 1918-02-21

Brewers and maltsters throughout
the country have been notified by the
federal food administration to cease
buying barley until further orders.
Everyone (including professed prohi-
bitionists) who have sampled the So
called barley buscuits-or sinkers-
will tell you that they prefer taking
their portion of this grain in liquid
form so as to avoid death by indiges-
;tion. Whether the goats, which thrive
on tin pans, would take kindly to the
barley sinker or not is merely con-
jectural. "~@
The Princeton union., 1918-02-21
State Editorial Get-Together.

Highly enjoyable. That's what the
Sind annual powwow of the Mime
sofa Editorial association, held at the
Radisson hotel, Minneapolis, last Fri
day and Saturday, was. It could not
we'll be otherwise when so many good
fellows, under the leadership of Fred
Hadley, get together. There was a
sprinkling of good-looking vivacious
ladies present and they added to the
enjoyment Of the occasion.
One Of the papers that we thorough
ly enjoyed was that of George Aker-
son Of the Minneapolis Tribune en-
titled, 'Why I Want a Country Pa
per-" George didn't want any such
thing and said so. But he did poke
some sense and more nonsense at
wabbly, opinionless country editors.
The patriotic program on Friday
evening was delightful, especially
Charley Mitchell's and President Bur
toms talks. Jens K. Grondahl's song,
"America, My Country was good
and well rendered by the Zuhrah Tenn
pie quartet.
Politics, as usual, were tabooed by
the boys, but it was easily discerni-
ble there was practically unanimity Of
sentiment in favor Of the return of
Knute Nelson to the United States
senate. ,'
Many of the editors were outspoken
in behalf of Governor Burnquist, but
there were those who opined that a
Frank-son or Schmahl dark man
might be an improvement on the pres
ent chief executive.
The new president of the associa-
ton, A. O. Moreaux Of the Rock
County Herald, is worthy successor
to genial Fred Hadley. H. C. Hotal-
ing will continue to honestly care for
the cash, and, of course, John E.
Casey will remain at the bat as secre-
tary.
The Radisson hotel is certainly a
good place to congregate, and splen-
did shack to eat and sleep in if you
have the price. The managers and
employees especially the pretty ele-
vator girls-are courteous and accom-
modating and seem anxious to have
you "come again."
The Princeton union., 1918-02-21
Editors Are Born; Not Made.

A course for turning out newspaper
editors while you wait started at the
Minnesota university today. It is to
continue four days, after which the
editors will meet in convention for a
two-day session at the Radisson hotel
in Minneapolis. The world surely do
move. The writer of this started his
course in 1875-43 years ago-and
has just barely begun to learn some
Of the requirements. These require
ments, so far as learned, consist,
in knowing ones, constituents; 2, in
putting oneself in their place; 3, in
discretion and judgment. Neither Of
these essentials obtainable through
school Instructions Red Wing Eagle.
The Princeton union., 1918-02-21

A seemingly logical conclusion at
present is that altogether too much
time is being wasted in peace talk
We agree with Premier Lloyd George
when he says, "quit talking and fight
It is the opinion Of many diplomats
that the Austrians are trying to put
one over on President Wilson by
means of peace pourparlers and to
thus gain time for greater war prepa-
rations. Austria can no more be de-
pended upon than can Germany-the
two countries are playing into one
another's hands.
The Princeton union., 1918-02-21

For the first time since it was in
stituted the carnival of Venice, one of
the most famous of the festivals Of
Europe, has passed without observa-
tion, celebrations of all kinds having
been prohibited by the authorities Of
Italy. 1t would be we'll were also a
lot of useless festivals and celebra-
tions in America prohibited for the
period of the war.
The Princeton union., 1918-02-21

At a recent meeting Of the republic
can national committee in st. Louis
there was spirited contest for the
chairmanship between Adams of Iowa
and Hays of Indiana. Hays was
chosen. Adams, it appears, was a
prof. German anyhow he had written
a letter to a Dubuque paper after the
raping of Belgium that ought to damn
him. The selection of Hays for the
chairmanship Of the committee is con-
sidered a victory for Roosevelt or the
progressive wing Of the party. Be
that as it may the defeat Of Adams
was a good thing for the republican
DartV.
The Princeton union., 1918-02-21
"A Precocious Youngster.

He was small boy or 8 years
old-very fond Of crawling into bed
with his parents before the family got
up in the morning.
Once, his father-a travelling man
came home during the night, after an
unusually long absence, during which
he had grown full beard. He craw1ed
in as usual looked at the bearded
mah, and said gravely, BEG pardon,
I thought you were my father!" -
Judge.
The Princeton union., 1918-02-21

Thirty billion dollars, Lenine tells
us, would be sufficient to temporarily
conduct the new Russian government.
Temporarily" we presume, means
a day or two after he should succeed
in borrowing the money. from Uncle
Sam, when he would convey the
wealth to parts unknown. By the way,
what has become Of the money we
have already lent these despicable, un-
reliable Muscovites?
The Princeton union., 1918-02-21

Men and women in Germany are
wearing paper pants which are manu-
factured from tamarack sawdust.
Economy is, we presume, the ulterior
motive, as the trousers could be con-
verted into breakfast food in case Of
necessity, that is if, as we are told,
breakfast food in Germany is made
from the same material as it is in
J this country sawdust from the succu-
lent tamarack.
The Princeton union., 1918-02-21

Punctuation was introduced by AL
dus Manutius, a Venetian printer, in
the early part of the fifteenth century,
and the Congressional Record, which
uses an average Of, five points to the
line, was the first publication to per-
feet the system! We scarcely think,
however, that Manutius ever expected
it would undergo such radical changes.
The Princeton union., 1918-02-21

Once upon a time we suggested that
Bola Pasha, the ,German traitor, be
boloed, but Paris court martial has
decided that he be shot. May satan
take the viper's soul and grill it
through all eternity.
The Princeton union., 1918-02-21

It seems that if Germany contem-
plated big drive on the western
front the kaiser would instruct his
press agents to advertise an onrush
upon the Muscovites. There is evi-
IDENTIFY something rotten in Prussia.
The Princeton union., 1918-02-21

German aliens to the number of
1886 registered in New York, or
about $4,000 less than the official es-
innate. Even at this they would make
"a nice little division of troops should
the United States decide at some fu-
fture time to draft them.