Arizona republican., 1918-03-31
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For Sale--Misc
 ANOTHER EXPERIENCE

ANOTHER EXPERIENCE
 Ford your hair turns grey';- Right: so does the brain filler Your a sceptic"-Doubly right, for experiences warrant: Any hard luck stories today? y?"-Judge for your self. Scripture says, Tt is not good for man to dwell alone" There, is one double distilled truth, but when nature creates you, diamond toed, knee bowed deviltry sowed, with goodness moved, what can be done? I've tried for fifty years without re- gard to age, color, conditions, or previous servitude", to wed:-No go. Whenever I get acquainted with a sportive old Pelican, and pour forth this forensic gush of, beautiful Angel" 'perfective Venus, 'ador- able Cinderella, (no, s gilass slipper) etc. etc, with the heart rendering lines of, "hoping acquaintanship may lead to partnership she gives me the horse laugh, and l retire discomfited. Pop always told me. 'to act quickly, and do it now":-Listen, I'll un-. burden.
 F'risking with one of Erins daught- CTS who had worn the corrugations off many a washboard during life's battles, the spirit moved me, and dropping on these shriveling knee pans, l poured forth my amorous reverberations, nee vibrations, into a pair of prominent ear Hops. which like a male burros, seemed to work automatically. but l believe were cotton stuffed.-"Vhwat in h., she muttered, are yees down there fur?' Lovey. l stammered, to eXpOund and portray virtuous sentiment, and ardu- ous affection. Have yees got the ring?"-No darling. I whispered, but It's coming up, forgive my thought lessness Forgive nit. yese dirthy spalpheen; Phwat ails ye?: Wud ye rope a. calf widout the stirring? Wud yese lux fur penitence vidout the houly vawter Glib off yese knees you dirthy Tout and go larn yees trade; Twas in vain that 1 expostulated2 Promises. argument, plaintive walls, all were discarded, even to the sworn guarantee of purchasing lustrous finger jewel, a blazing lavilier for her breast, a coronet for her fore head, an amulet for her beauteous arm, and a studded garter for her dainty limb:-do, my angel, name the thy every wish. for it shall ba gratified; -"Houly St. Patrick, she roared, listhen to the fool:-Say, yees poor Baboon, are ye sufferin? have epson salts, alocos and sulphur, and Lida Pinkhams pink pills, all of which are free unto yees if you will duck your demented nut and leave.
 left boys. and I am still in the market:-little failures like this don't deter me! If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
 What is philanthropy? It is that which leads a man to make others believe he, like Ben Adhem, loves his fellow man. Hamlet says, love myself last''-Hamlet was off his cabasa. Ie all this as it may, for once I am serious, and will give you free a piece of good cheer and good news. I roamed Gala and Ariz des- crts many years and discovered d shrub which to consumptives, or those having lung trouble. is a balm Yes and in many cases a cure. intended bottling and marketing, but the law forbids only licensed M. D's This bush. for coming month is in it's best condition for use:-it grows among rocks, is easily described, and found on many hills-This week will have a card printed and give il gratitously, when you call or write Now you old buzzards who malign me. cuss me. deprecate and damnato my every move,-How about it. Think 1 wont wear a crown?- Cuckooi-But honestly, my suffering fellow mortals, I mean it.
 I have no time today to list goods Bought this week a car from Inn perial Valley, and a car from the east. My stock never has been st large. and l intend buying more.
 Ceiling fans, a dozen.
 Table fans 50.
 Ice boxes plenty: large and small
 Refrigerator for s100 is a beaut.
 All sizes refrigerators.
 All sizes motors, large and small Immense stock of stoves
 Never had such lot of fine rugs -I mean elegant.
 The sew machines typewriters, casl registers, beds, bedding, mattresses trunks, valises, clothes, guns, hard ware, crockery, tinware, tools. tents harness, saddles, and every conceiv' able article that money can buy
 Feed grinder. and corn meal mill combined only $1O.
 For nice homes, offices, cafes. or theatres have handsome electric lights and fixtures; all kinds. Hav' electric coffee grinder. toaster. heater irons, percolator oh anything.
 Counters, doors, shelving, screens
 Closing screen. iron. sliding doors
 A Printers press and full outfit
 Roll and flat top desks galore
 Oak hotel office desk for guests
 Fine wicker breakfast sett
 Elegant wicker furniture
 Beautiful mahog tea wagon
 An Elegant barbour piano, inspected by Harry Lythans. and guarantees high grade by him: Cost $6O0.O0 price s15O.-SlOO cash down.
 Invalid wheel chair $20.00.
 Ia, Ta Don't forget. in buying selling, presenting, or donating. t call on Ford. He pays more, squeal less. uses less palaver. and less bul con. than any. or all others.
 40 SOUTH CENTRAL AVE.
 Phone 1776
 Ford's Stores.
 ford's Stores.
 FOR SALE-Spring wagon; goo ponies, harness and complete cam outfit. Cheap for cash, box 1910. Re Oublican 2