South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-09-15

amount claimed for pair Of
itritches rendered useless through
Having the garment rent asunder by
sitting on "a prOtruding nail on one
OF it's north side cars. We thank.
lyOu. street railway Some OF your
enemies claimed YOU would never
Pay the bin. while others told us
that sou were I'm financial Difficult
ties and 10 be wary Of any check
you might send along. ON receiving
your remittance we at once went TO
our banker and he in turn tele-
.phoned South Bend 10 lind out If
the check was all right IL must
have been so. for after deducting
the price Of the phone message he
gave as the money for which we are
truly grateful
OF course. we understand why the
check was so long in arriving at its
destination. IL was sent via the
north side car line. and that it took
1.-TWO weeks TO get here is nothing sur
ule that seems to grace the Misha-
waka service.
Tt is announced that the Crown
I Prince Rupprecht of Bavaria is 70
marry Princess Antoinette If Lux
enbourg We think the bride ought
TO know i'm advance that even If we
do not adhere TO our present plan Of
hanging the prince he will certainly
be out of money and without q job
and she will certainly have 20 take
i'm washing.
With men. admiration of silk
stockings doesn't begin at home,
but at street corners.
There is going to be a heavy tax
on chewing gum. Oh. we'll; we do
lour own typewriting anyway. and il
won't come out of our pockets.
All men who are wearing their
pants on win-the war schedule be
careful that the attritive pressure be
distributed so that the two rear
patches may become necessary sim
Iultaneously. A new patch with a
worn companion patch is not slightly
land is not indicative OF even an
Symmetrical war service.
A Denver gird had three ribs frac-
ItUred while dancing with a soldier.
We have been thinking for some
time that highly constructed girls
would have TO wear a body mask or
use barbed wire acknowledgements %
Withstand some of the military COM
preston to which they are subject
ed.
The London Mail says there is "a
red hair craze in London. The old
town playing true 10 form the very
last To catch on 10 what is most
glorious i'm hair
Judging by the look Of Dune
ICampbelrs mouth the doughty Scot
must have killed at least L Ger
mans during the past week.
/ We have always thought that girls
lshouId have "a discretionary right TO
latter or modify styles SO as 10 rem
der less prominent any physical de
hciency which they may happen TO
possess. but you seldom see a bow
legged girl who claims such privi-
ilege-
A New York broker must pay
his wife 500 a month while the di-
vorce suit is pending. 1t looks TO US
as if he might have lived with her at
less expense than that, but YOU can
never tell
British Advance Lines" and such
lheadliners were in the papers the
past few weeks. Wonder how the
South Bend Sim Feiners are taking
it
Ii we just had a million OF unused
trained reserves right now there
would be great doings on German
soil by Christmas.
You may as well invest your
money i'm the forthcoming Liberty
loan. Charlie Ostrom will tell you
that is better TO do that than have
the devil 10 pay
l
Battle Fairfax writes knowingly
ON the subject of the wife keeping
the husbands affection. The way is
Ito keep wire acknowledgements before
Ievery foot Of the entertainments OF
her heart with machine gun nests
Jim all the shell craters nearby and
Ia heavy concentration of reserves in
1.-The vicinity of the kitchen Don't
neglect the kitchen. Battle.
Arthur Brisbane says the kaiser $
hair has turned snow white. As
his soul has turned coal black the
icoutrast is complete
The champion ball games are not
proving near as interesting as the
I Forthcoming Liberty loan drive in
Nishawaka.
Miss Jennie Rankin is among
Those missing in action And she
win always be missed we expect.