Evening journal., 1918-06-12
Keystone Weekly Smokes

Another member OF ours has en-
tered silent partnership 90 matri-
mony.
Did YOU lay the breakfast table,
Eta" inquired Seldel. who is a star
boarder at Cortland boarding house.
IAN but the eggs. SIR" was Etta's
reply.
What are the duties of a star
boarder. Moore?
Please do not get so angry. Joe
Clnco. Your deep frowns discourage
others. We all know that you are a
cute looking kid when you wear a
golden smile.
A good hint for you. Biddle: Do not
waste such lot Of money on that girl
Of yours. She does not intend to marry
you.
Bender says how ridiculous II seems
for a cat 10 have only nine lives while
a frog can croak every night.
Why does chicken cross the street,
Ask Bill Mckee.
Zealand wants to know why it's fool
ish TO educate the Indians. For the
simple reason that they are naturally
well red. Zealand.
Leon Franklin. who went 20 Ber-
muda on his honeymoon, observed
OF his wifes total collapse,
forgot for a moment his own troubles
and explained: Katharine, be careful,
remember, that dinner cost me s3.25.
IT ! had my way" exclaimed Ruf,
"rd make every man riding a tin llzzy
pay a special tax"
Smokey Joe Clnco. Goldey and Bill
Jennings had a little congregation OF
their own al the corner Of the square.
They pulled together, but a weak link
broke and all fell down a big pit,
which was filed with yellow paint.
Some Of the boys that had won loving
cups before the tournament were not
there. They may have eaten too many
yokes.
Barclay. who attended a Rhode Island
clam bake for the first time, suddenly
became aware OF the fact mot know
ing how 10 act and got somewhat ner-
vous Look here" said he TO George,
! native. "you know the rules OF the
game, 7 don't. I'd like TO know when
10 stop eating?" Well, responded
George. with a smile, "you must seat
yourself six inches from the table and
when you feel yourself touching II,
you know II Is time TO move back.
Russell Boyer. who Is an expert
chess player, has issued challenges to
svery player for $500 side bet.
The wrestling tournament put life
md vigor into the sporting public. as
we'll as in the ones that took part. Il I
vas worth miles Of travelling TO wit
less such a contest.
Lucky Denn. Of Newport. and Joe
Jacobs. OF the Harlan plant. had the
ans gasping for breath all the while
Townsend and Hayden went at Il in
Id fashion and the building almost col
spsed.
Eddie Kelly. the new sensation. sur
lrised the fans by getting the best OF
van Stroh. who claimed the State
championship.
Gorilla Hsckett ard ferocious Hayden
lad them yelling until their throats
rot sore. Isadore keil became so eX-
ited that tho chair he occupied could
lot stand the strain and broke down.
Virgins surprised the fans by al
most downing Barclay. but he didn't.
Ie says n Barolay was bigger he could
.et better hold on him and down
i'm
olen Hscsett was declared the win
Ter % the tournament and crowned
he state champion The loving cup
vas presented to. him az the Nsndeverl
asebail grounds last Saturday, by
chpny Cooper, former worlds wrest-
ing champion, who refereed all the
outs.
SKY Hook Cooper was watching the
ntire performance from long range.
Mr.. Springer. as Judge, showed no
Land took Haokett to his summer re-
ort and showed him the time Of his
Ife
The fans were so well pleased that
hey requested US 10 stage another
in the i35-pound class. Ow-
ng 10 the hot weather conditions. II
annot be held until the hot spells are
YER Watch the sporting page.
Benny Haywood Is an ardent club
yorker. Maker. you can make yourself
seful by watching Benny.
o L. Haffner be sure that YOU are
citing in good shape. Tony Smigel IS
ack in town and after your scalp.
Reed. old boy, you are Ike reed
ird. flying everywhere.
James Mccullough is game lad
'hen no one is present.
Herbert Booze, the speeding demon,