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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05
EUerBddy Wisdom

1t is a great nuisance to have
dictionary around The temptation
to look up words is so great We
find that when the dictionary is over
at one of the neighbors,' we go right
through life taking words pretty
much as they come and spelling
words with a good deal of abandon
and getting along without the die
tionary pretty we'll There are not
so many bitches in our life. we
pass pleasantly through books tAat
we read, sort of happily ignoring
the words that mean nothing to US.
And IL we have a letter or some little
thing to write, we dash over ortho-
graphical precipices without think
ing, and usually land right side up.
But if there is dictionary at our
elbow. all is different
The world becomes a world ott
words Writing gets all split up into
syllabIes, instead of being hunch
| of hunks of thought In books or
ma aeazines, new words pop up and
sting the conscience and we may
read onLa couple of lines past. but
conscience hauis us back and makes
ms trace those words to their Latin
lairs.
! When a dictionary Is around there
lis too much meaning in tho world.
III our house ever burns down, we
know the last thing we'll rescue.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05
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just like that. big water snake
came gHlmmlng by
'Oh, don't let him swallow me"
cried the little rabbit and he took
his popgun out of his knapsack and
stuck the cork in the end.
"I'll snoot You on the tail of you
touch me-" he cried just as bravely
as he could but he nearly slipped
off the swans back just the same
he was 80 frightened.
Don't you come any nearer
said the swan with fierce hissSbut
the snake didn't care. He"iswam
around and around until the little
rabbit got so dizzy that he had to
hold on to the swans neck.
"Please swim around the other
way" pleaded the little rabbit, you
make me drcadfully dizzy But the
bad water snake said he wouldn't
because that's just what he wanted
Billy Bunny to bc--so dizzy that he
would fall into the water and then
! that dreadful snake could swallow
MIN and maybe pond lily besides,
Look here," said tha-awaH ~
/ YOU don't stop making suakcry cir
| cles all around me, I'll bite your
head off with my big, strong beak
| And then what do you think the lit
tie rabbit dId7 Why, he managed
somehow to lift up his gun ana shoot
! IL off and the cork hlt the water
snake on the end of tho tail and
gave him such a headache that he
swan over TO the long grass and ate
waterCuoss saiad and p,eco of
lemon pie And while n" Was doing
/ that the swan took tho little rabbit
to the other side Of the pond and he
hoped away so fast that ho didn't
tell me what he was going TO do in
tomorrows story.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

1 unwisely and lets the man so ,,oo
the conspiracy that makes ora A. ~, ii
the paying when two ara eo,aIt,,
guilty. Men made the laws uritiia
and under those laws tho deod n,an
went scott free. He escapnd SNIFF.
| ing or punishment; he soupbt an5
received political preferment' Iarraiv
| by the votes Of women who baIIe,a5
In him"
II got yer" said Willie. "then thu
mess came out and every darn vor,
an who voted for him felt NAT he
had betrayed HER"
Just so; and he had"
"And that is why thev stood Nv
the little girl OF the streato soo o
the logic Of 1t. But wbv fine danco
don't they stand by me eIder1v en-
clety uathe VINO was being sued by
cause the s. ID. tried 10 keen bar o,,.
of a big woman's club. Tho cvnjc
says women are learning the Inst
chapter OF friendship first Also
granting that they Understand SOW
solidarity, why did they solidjfv
around the woman Of tho underworlJ
and not around the woman OF their
uMH tldHc
'They soldified. as you put IT ~
the point OF the greatest sufterirs
and need. The trouble in the past
has been that women did not d o that;
they were too class conscious, too
personal and selfish in their friend
ships. Now they are losing that and
standing for justice. They made a
giant stride forward when they went
publicly and asked justice for n
woman who had brought reproach
on the sex They had to forgive
before they could do It. 1t seems to
me, Willie, that they are beginning
to understand friendship"
Maybe" mused Willie. "but don't
forget that they had It for the fellow
who was killed. He got their votes
under false pretenses. I'm glad they
stood by the girl. I'm rather obliged
to her for removing a disgrace to
MY sex But why didn't they stand
by the woman Of their own class
when she was in trouble?"
told him that, too. but 1t Is a
long story. I will write It later. I
am due now 10 go out ana console
a mother who thinks her young son
is bound straight for perdiuon be-
cause de doesn't like to goSo church,
Love from your busy augtie.
THE WAREHOUSE
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05
Iune B IS INC BITINudy UI
George Angel

Nowadays, If we see a man mis-
treating an animal, we call police
man and the man Is fined or even
pIt in jail. The law protects ami
mails as effectively as human beings,
We have the Red Cross doing It's
noble work among the men or
France. and the Blue Cross doing an
equally noble Though less conspi-
acious relief work among the horses
or the army. And great deal of
this ideal condition was brought
about by George Thorndike Angel
He was born in Massachusetts,
graduated from Dartmouth and built
nm successful law practice. When
he was forty he was Just an extra
good lawyer-then he ran across a
connie Of cases of such extreme cru
elty TO animals that he started the
work that was to bring him rea
fame. 70
Hc founded the Massachusetts S
=. G. A. and "A magazine to educate
peopIe i'm the treatment of animals
lie thought that much of the neglec
and cruelty was because people
didn't think, no distributed thou
sands and thousands OF pamphlet!
To tell them how dumb animals
needle lesslv suffer. lie founded
branches Of the Humane society II
many states lie went to Europe
and succeeding in getting the Englsi
magazine, THE Animal World es
| tahlished.
All the rcstNo of his life was giver
over to the work Of educating people
TO see tfs need Of kindness to ami
mails and how much good he aC
cOmplished no one can tell. lie eN
tended his work later and fought fol
laws for safeguarding the public
and preventing the adultcrauon o.
foods. He died In Boston in 1909.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

oyer the grass oI over the snow,
Fast as 4 little white breeze / go,
l'h Eiily Bunny Bllly Bunny you
know
Thus sang the little rabbit even
nfler left uff last nights story.
Isn't 1t strange? Maybe ! dreamed
II Anyhow, that's what | think he
did, and after while. whom he had
stopped singing, you know. he came
to n llttln hill on the top Of which
was high white pole with an
American Flag flying from it.
And underneath was "A whole reEi-
mcut OF littls Boy Bunny Scouts
dressed In khaki. with guns and caps
and brass buttons and guns and
drums and captain and fife, and
guess there were three or four
flfes. ana as soon as they saw the
little rabbit they all shouted, Here
comes Allly Bunny. Let's get him
to Join our regiment"
II belong to the Billy Bunny Boy
Scouts Of Old Snake Fence Corner,
replied ths little rabbit. u cant
join your regiment" SO he hoped
aiUuE AMI bY ana by he came TO a
big white swan that was sailing up
ana down on a pond. .,
Would you like to take a sail =
she asked coming UP close to the
bank "Becsuse II you would, Just
hop on my back and I'll take you
around the pond two or. three timet
and maybe a half II you'n give me a
lollypop."
50 the little rabbit opened his
knapsnCk ana gave her one nud ther
a.. hrrnol an har hack and went for
a lovely sail in and out among th'
pond illies and little green gras.
islands
Well. everything was going alonl
beautifully when, all OF a sudden
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05
Rippling Rhymes
Big Talk.


The foe is always spelling in loud
majestic tones and hopes he is con-
gcaling the marrow in our bones; In
language hiEh-falutin he twists the
truth askew; the Austrian is tootin'
the Teuton tootin' too. ola linden
burg was boasting. in his fat Teuton
way through Paris he'd be coastin
upon certain day. The certain day
was cherry, though rather cool and
wet, but Hlndenburg was leary--he
hasn't got there yet, Big things
they're always planning. the Prus-
SANS in command, and we take
pleasure canning the mighty things
they've planned It's always been a
habit ot cesty Kaiser BIZ, to think
the zoe a rabbit, whom sounding
words would Kill. "Your Uncle Sam
had better" no said to Brcr Gerard,
"ile low or donnerwetter! IN Jolt
him pretty hardn Forever, always
LuffinEi Twill be the Teuton way,
until we knock the stuffng from
him. and exc the whey Big words
ana scowls tremendous may scare a
sheep, mayhap, but they Will only
lend us amusementeshile We scrap.
I'm feeling pretty Nskittish." said
BUl. 80, dead game sports, let's
clcG up all the British, and take
the channel ports 70 Dragging he
.s given, he'll brag the long months
through. he'll brag until we've riven
the tootin' Teut in two.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

Reports OF the last German drive
Bay that the enemy has only gained
enough territory In which to bury
his dead, Judging from the slaugh-
Ter accompanying every advance
that might mean n good slzed piece
,f ground.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

Not TO find fault with the penalty
assessed upon Mrs. stokes of ten
years imprisonpont,ll vet 1t does
look rather funny ih view Of the
fact that others who have done less
talking and more actual damage
have only been "lntorned for the
duration of the war" is It a great
er crime to preach sedition than 1t
is 10 DO sedluou5 thinEs?
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

Increasing the war tax on luXurles
Is not going to execute much re-
sentiment. Those who cant afford
the luxuries and those shrdlu otaoI
the tax can neither afford the luxu-
ries, and those who cen afford the
Injuries can afford the tax,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

Notwithstanding tho tremendous
grasp upon the public interest
claimed by the great war, there are
still some candidates for offde who
pre- trying to project themselves IN 4.
10 the center OF the stage
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

Selective draft boards, ip COM
mon with things military. are not
vubiect to bo iuterfercd with or
pvSfruled by civil courts. The su
preme court has said so, and that
settles II.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

Germans on vacation are now per-
mitted to stay no longer than four
weeks In any small town. How de.
liberate those Teutons nre. Many
pf us would deem ourselves lucky tC
get fourstays' layoff.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

Some people insist that turning
the clocks ahead an hour has done
no material good Yet there are
some places where they are clnmor-
ing for a bigger dose Of the same
medicine II turning UP the time
piece sixty minutes Is a good thing
why not better ono to turn 1t up
two hours?
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

1t must make the kaiser feel bad
when he reads that the two latest
allied air heroes are named Ricken-
hacker and Mcsner. Nobody takes
n greater delight in swatting the
war lord than some of the sons Of
those who have known what his
tyranny means,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05
The Money Problem.
CHAPTER XBV.

The bills came In this morning
To me they seemed a great stack
John opened them. His trown
deepened. lie went on tearing them
open.
John" said Umidly Uncle
would help us out, I know he would
be glad to-
Johns voice came strong, MASTER
ful 'Ill manage this myself, Gym
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

II took our American soldiers Just
three quarters OF an hour TO per-
buade the Germans in and around
Cahtigny to hang up tho nobody
home" sign and seurry for shelter
pver the friendly hills.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

II begins to dawn upon us that
those panic-stricRen sailors may
bavs seen something worse than
whales or sea sorpents In the Allan
he ocean.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

You all remember the warning OF
lhe anclents: "Beware Of the Greeks
bearing gifts" Brought up to date,
We say, Beware of the Germans
naking promises"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

By capturing Bagdad the English
have brought the fes back into style,
which is another Of those celebrated
horrors OF war.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

II may I've necessary to arrange a
separate peace between ColoneI
Roosevelt and the administration.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

We kin remember when you'd
have { shoot feiler & keep him
from wofkln' II he could make 25
cents an hour You can put II down
that tn felier that's keep!n stiu
these times is afraid o. giltin' tarrcd
an feathGre@
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05
Ono nrlI Rings True,

Gen. Franklin Bell says peace can
he considered only with a beaten
German army
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05
Some Satisfaction.

How did the shortage of gasoline
affect Nou?" d
well replied Mr.. Chuggins. at
was a Lind of comfort to know Off
hand exactly why the old machine
wouldn't run"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05
Asparagus.

Farmers, raise asparagus,
Then. after you raise II, start
cafe and soil It. Don't sell 1t for 10
cents bunch Get somo real money
Certain rcstnuranteurs In the 1azs
district of great city are charging
81 for five stalks OF fresh asparagus
We are glad we don't like aspara'
gus. for If we aid, we would be eat
ing 1t an the time and we hate the
-haLlN alutl
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05
PuHkUilLe Pardgrafs

While wander
ing along "A path
ON her home DAY
before yesterday
with her mlnc
far. far away
Miss Fruzie All
sop came .nta
Knitting hcIse.
into a ditch.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

Muskogee II becoming noted for
the big fees allowed attorneys ny the
county court.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

sim Picllens who has been wear
ing suspenders drawn up tight all
winter and early spring, has taken
them off. and Is now resting loosely
again with both feet on earth.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

"The dead man put up a terrible
flght."-N, Y. Evening Telegram.
Ye-hp for the husky undertaken.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

sidney Hooks
took a youui
lady friend ou
buggy riding
: u n 4 ay after
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05
Oklahoma Outbursts

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| the t,ig fcss ,iiov,ad nt,oTnrys l,v The
| county rof,rt
.
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=. IIl' Hu'hfl" L'A,'r seems I" t'.i''S
/ tn' 'oE' o. ~ Juh' pIIu' III 'uiy ~
| N"k"s' ohE0t 10 pe Ih''S!Ieu DS w M
! i"HI'hh'Ii Wtlh"" ~ N'l'I "''''' 40
''np'iitu'''
| Tho Democratic ulii0nnl admins
/ ttnlion Will hardly ho able 10 figure
| an ouigrsnWont gut Of the Usage
| council election. unIosa George Creel
/ ia pat on tho Joh.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

The wife of a successful literary
man had hired a buxom Irish girl to
do the housework. Several weeks
passed and, from seeing her master
constantly about the house. the girl
received an erroneous impression.
"'Scuse me, Mrs. Blank" she said
to her mistress one day, but ia be
speaking to you"
We'll, Nora?"
The girl blushed, fumbled with
her apron, and then replied, 'Ye're
paying me 81 a week."
Yes, and l really can't pay you
any more"
Sure, 'tisn't that" responded the
girl, but I'D be willin' to take SO
ull-till yer husband gets work"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

Kansas staustician now estimates
that |thc state harbors over
3.o0o0No rats which annually eat
E6.ou0.U0o worth OF food, 1t seems
a shame io cheat the protlteers out
of their just dues IN that way
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

Tho Guthrie Leader seems to think
tho love Of june brid" in July and
August ouEtt To be measured by the
FahrcnhoIt method 70 determine its
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

noon. he says h e e.a P
rather out somewhere chew
ing tobacco with friends, but that
IL n fellow ever expects to get
married he has to take on over the
girls
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

The young lady across the way
says this doesn't seem to be a very
good year for gardening and she
planted whole can of the best
French peas and not one has come
no yet.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

ne ye therefore ready also for the Son
VI man comeih at an hour when 70 think
l0i. Luke 2t.22
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05
On@sSpUr
AH1sN1Ol1In'ont II! !: I: !.
Hints 10 Movie Bcginncrs.
klLOp ais kiIl-lLR

This lesson tells you how to reg
ister the various emotions.
Passlon-Purse- lips. clasp hands
IN front or waist, twist body rapidly
to right and left. Fan on couch
Clasp hands above head
and hop about the room a Ia Mike
Mordkin or NaJlnsky, with feature,
wearing expression OF dying calf in
the moonlight.
surprise~--Raise and lower eve.
brows several times In succession
and shudder
urief--Allow tears to drop from
end OF nose into a large washdish
knit brows and wrlsgle shoulders
Joy-Ralse eyebrows, open moutl
Wide, showing teeth, and wink boil
eyelids rapidly.
Tomorrow's lesson How to dl,
gracefully for the screen"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05
The Woman Who Changed
BY JANE PHELPs

then finished: But you will be po.
lite to her, no matter what you feel"
/ said nothing more, but, to the
resentment | naturally felt, was ad-
ded feeling of keen disappoint-
ment; George had been so kind
while David had been with us, and,
as we were leaving home for some
weeks, 1 had thought perhaps he
would be with me more-let mo
have his companiopship. Now / was
snre m that he Tosia still treat n1e
such disadvantage bagre his friends.
! When we reached The station, Ju--
| liza Collins, her maid, and her two
| dogs were already there. She greeted
me as if we wero the best of friends,
while / hid my feelings, as best
could, by petting the darling little
Pekinese
(Tomorrow, AT Narragansett)
Copyright, 1913, George Matthew Adsms)
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

The old tfme custom OF swapping
work Is to be revived by Bryan coun-
" farmers. The women folks will
send out cold buttermilk about 10
O'Clock. serve fried chicken at noon.
and then about 80 a jug OF cider
Will be found on the shady side of a
wheat shock.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

DR. Eddie Bob, editor OF the
Ladies' Home Journal" says the
soldiers are being pampered, 1t Is
suggested that Eddie attend strictly
To his knitting.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

Hutchinson, Kan. seems to he un
necessarily elated over slipping its
hnll team to oklahoma city and
then swiping the Topeka club. on
tho other hand Topeka is rejoicing
over having handed something to her
old rival
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

At any rate hy the time the presi-
dent is through he will have given
the country d good lesson In Eng
lIsh
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

The Austfians are becoming 50
doubtful OF their charming little EN-
peror, Charlie, that It Is said they
give him only one cheer instead OF
three whetAhe rides by.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

KAISER Now Has $500, 900
Men Headline.
And It begins to look as though ne
might need them.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

In England women work on the
tanks, painting their interiors over
here the tanks paint their own in
teriOrs,
3ut the days Of interior decoration
are drawing to a close.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

Notice Jess Willard is going TO
show the boys in camp how to train.
Too tame, less's training Is. The
boys Haa1d rather see some speed.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05
PHONES:
- - - - -
Daily Food
June e.

Junt n,
Blessed ara those servants whom IN
Lord. whom he cometh shall find watching
Lake 1897.
watch; 'tis your Lords command.
And whilo We speak he's near
Mark the first signal Of his hand,
And ready all appear.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

Judge Robertson in his reply to
General Roy Hoffman's personal let
TER, snys he, too, has experienced the
big sensation Of being on tho firing
line, but that the effect OF Bill Al
eHhnder's long range gun has been
nil ."
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-06-05

According to the report by tho
News .tpltni somo OF the officials
federal court In McAlester,
eccm to be working under cover. But
throo or four are given their correct
unmq. and official title.