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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-11-02

chine put together as if overnight, in the
history of mankind.
Yet they became of sudden eogs in q
vast machine They toiled and struggled
for common purpose. And when Gen
eral Foch finally was cloaked with tho
authority and power which enabled him
to direct the forces Of righteousness, each
contingent in its place, and without du
plication or confusion, that instant Ger
many was beaten When coordination
swept through the forces of the allies,
Germany no longer had chance TO win.
So in war relief Never apart in our
righteousness, we must think as one,
strike as one, suffer as one, and rejoice as
one--if we are going to be worth any
thing at all to the soldier and to the sail
or in his extremity.
This is the spirit OF the seven great
war-relief organizations our president has
commissioned to do this big thing--the
spirit to stick alongside the boys sent to
do the battling, and help them materially
and spiritually to withstanding the great
est ordeal in the worlds history = to
overcome the greatest monster of evil
that has ever reared its head.
!, We seven win do the job, mothers and
fathersl
Trust usl Help usl
We are seyen-we are one!
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-11-02
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

FOR RENT Upstairs tenement of s rooms
at 81 Eastern avenue H. w. Scott. adminis-
rator 1866
FOUND--Cap to gasoline tank Of automo-
bile; owner can have same at this Office by
paving advertising. 1862
TO RENT--Cottage house on Foss street.
modern conveniences also furnished room for
light housekeeping at $50 No. Main street tel
468-M. 1860
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-11-02
ST. JOHNSBURY MAN
LOCATED IN GERMANY
Private George E. Drouin Is in Military
Prison at Cassel--Names of Seven
Officers and So Enlisted
Men Given.

Washington, d. c., Nov "a list Of
seven officers and So enlisted men in Ger
man prison camps was announced to-day
by the war department. The officers are
At Karlsruhe: Lieutenants Robert r.
Converse, New York; Robert N. Croner,
New York; Harry B. Freeman, Lynn,
Mass; George b. Woods, Boston; Ray
mond +. Davis, Danville, III.
Captain Horace q Landon, cambridge,
N. Y, and Lieutenant Guy B. Wiser,
South Bend, Ind, are reported in good
health at karlsruhe
Enlisted men include:
At Rastatt: Emily Trcano, New Ha-
ven; Carl j. Gaus, Johnstown, Pa; Earl
NJ. Sevits, Berlin, Pa; Stanley Vernicke,
Pittsburg; William j. SleInmer, Phih
delphia.
AT Cassel: Emil Cropioknitsky, Dick
son City, Pa; Edward S. GastrocS, Phil
adelphia; Edward William Conan,
Bridgeport, Pa; William, i. Harris,
Bethlehem, Pa; Ralph Jenkins, Phila
delphia; William A. Johnston, West
View, Pa; James McCloy, Baltimore,
Md; Andrew c. Petrusky, Patton, Pa;
Edward Carl jackson Fallston, New
Brighton, Pa; Richard J. keenan,, jean
nette, Pa; Angelo Compotaro, Derby,
Conn; Robert w. McKinnis, New
Brighton, Pa; Leon Mandel, Philadel-
phia; Edward Mogel, Philadelphia;
Francis P. ONeill, Philadelphia; Israel
Bisnoyich, Waterbury, Conn; Perry w.
Burns, Waltham, Mass, George E.
Drouin, st. Johnsbury, VT; Tony G..
po4nn~f uarfford Gam IaSuar Tor
torici, Peabody, Mass; John P. Cleaver,
Somerset, Pa; John D. Dominick, Phil
adelphiai George D. Furlong, East Rut
land, Mass.
AT Mmburg; David i. Taulbert, Gin.
ton, Mass; Louis Lossasso, Philadel-
phia, reported wounded at Camp Linn
bury: Elmer J. MeMaster, Dubois, Pa
At Darmasdt; Edward A. Stevens, Me-
thuen, Mass At Berbst: Albert Thomp-
son Grimes, Philadelphia.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-11-02
TALK OF THE TOWN
Park theatre opens Monday.-adv.

Park theatre opens Monday. -adv.
The class in surgical dressings will
meet Monday at 2:30 p. m. as usual.
Ralph Sullivan of Hill street left to-
day for Pittsford sanatorium, where he
will receive treatment.
The Bijou theatre will reopen Monday
in perfect running order, new motors
having been installed for operating the
machines. adv
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry w. Clark of SO
Washington street received word yester-
day of the death of Charlie A. Wiley Of
New York, who died Monday at his win
ter home in Pasadena, Cal
Private David Morgan of Camp Colt,
Gettysburg Pa, who came home on a
brief furlough and then suffered relapse
from the influenza, is able to be out of
doors for short time each day, after
having been confined to the house for
several weeks.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-11-02
MONTPELIER
Mrs. w. f. Lazell Died This Morning at
Advanced Age.


Mrs. w. F. La2ell, widow Of the late
DIR. w. F. Lazell Of Plainfeld, and moth
err of DIR. w. Z. Lazell, a physician in
Barre, died this morning at the home of
Miss Alice p. LaEell, her daughter, in
Montpelier, after long illness. She was
born in Randolph Jan. 5, 1888, and after
her marriage lived many years in Plain
field and then for some years in Barre
She il survived by five children, Miss
Alice p Lazel of Montpelier, Mrs e. r.
Virgins of Claremont, n. H., Mrs. w. e
Jackson of Boston, Mrs. A. f. Foss OF
Plainfeld and Capt. W Z. LaZell of Fort
Hancock, n, j.; two grand children, Mrs
A. o. Whipple of Hartford, Conn, and
Lieut. Harry Woodward in France; two
great grandchildren, Edward Whipple
and Harry Whipple. The funeral win
occur Monday.
Mayor +. w. Mitchell returned this
morning from Boston, where he has been
in connection with the storeNinterests
While there he saw the officers of the
new shirt industry which is TO come to
Montpelier and which wants to begin its
production of goods here the first of next
month The finance committee in Mont
pelier has cleaned up its canvass in the
sale Of stock so that the surety that the
concern is coming here has been devel-
oped, and the plans for the remodeliza.
ton Of the Green Syrup Of Tar building
is under way, including heating plant
A hearing took place this morning be-
fore Referee in Bankruptcy NJ G. Leary
relative to the G. c. Putnam & Son bank
rupt estate, in which several attorneys
appeared, representing the various cred
tors of the estate. Miss Mary Lake OF
Barre was court stenographer in the
hearing.
Lieut. Vernon /. Voye, who has charge
Of the recruiting in Montpelier for the
civilian officer training camp in Fremont,
CAL is meeting with good success and
already several men from Barre have
been to Montpelier to see him about their
applications, some half dozen of whom
have signed At the rate applications
are being received, the state minimum
will be reached this week If the other
three recruiting stations have done as
well as Montpelier, the number is well
along But there is still opportunity ia
get in and those who are rated best will
probably get the first appointments to
the camp Likewise those who sign APP
plications will get appointments little
later Under orders from the war de.
partment, the office in Montpelier will be
open Sunday. The hours will be 10 to Il
in the morning and to in the after.
noon and 6 to s in the evening. Lieuten-
ant Voye will 20 10 Barre the first of the
week to meet Mayor Glysson relative to
the recruiting office in that city follow.
ing Nov. for week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel loyal have re.
ceived letter from their son, Joseph
loyal, in France, stating that he was
wounded in the cheek Oct. 6, a shell frag-
ment passing through the cheek, break
ing out two teeth and lodging in his
mouth With other soldiers, loyal was
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-11-02
BARRE DAILY TIMES
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER ., 1918.
The Weather.

Fair tonight and Sunday; cooler to-
night in the interior; light northwest
winds.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-11-02
POTATOES

We have some more of those nice eating Po-
good time TO lay in your winter supply, as the
price usually advances in cold weather; J. "A
Cumming, r. D, 2, Barre, tel. 4s9-M l96tf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-11-02

Weather conditons Pleasant weather
prevails this morning in nearly all dis
tricts east of the Rocky mountains. An
area of high pressure central over Ken
lucky is causing low temperatures east
Of the Mississippi river Killing frosts
and light frosts from Alabama to
Georgia. The temperature along the
northern border is slightly below freez-
ing.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-11-02
WEEKS WEATHER REPORT.
Fair First Few Days with Rising Tenn.
perature.

Washington, D. c., Nov, g. Weather
predictions for the week beginning Sun
day issued by the weather bureau to-day
include:
North and middle Atlantic states
Fair first of the week, with rising tenn
perature. Probably rain Friday or Sat
urday; temperature above normal for
the week as whole.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1918-12-12

duplicate p.ee OF u
deliver tie said duplicate TO SAID f H.
the original of said
this order certified the County Treasurer
of Sedgwick County
Nage seconded BY Commissioner fSch
and hereby authorized ana d
Hundred Dollars
Emergency the Ordinary County Revenue
Hundred Dollars from the Emergency
andp the Poor Fund
instructed advertise for bids for the 1ufnisohS
1919 said bids be received
up to oc A. January End 1919
Boarda Tuesday, December II, 1913
T. LABAREE, County Clerk
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1918-12-12
DISTRICT NO. 4 NEWS ITEMS

Mrs. B. l.. Austin went to Lexing'
ton. last Sunday for visit with her
people. :,
Frank Lundberger and family were
in Julesburg, Saturday. :,
Mrs. w. ]. Detmer visited school,
Monday afternoon.
We want to correct the error in last
weeks items which was a lliA pound
bow instead of IN pound born to Mr
and Mrs. John hammers.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Detmer and
MIR. and Mrs. John Detmer and Otto
left Monday for Nebraska.
Miss Corpe and Carl Detmer spent
Thursday evening at the Lundy home
Mr. F. Detmer and family and Nick
Janders motored to Julesburg, Sat
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1918-12-12

urday afternoon.
Mrs. Herman Detmer helped Mrs.
". J. with her sewing. Friday and
Saturday,.
Nr. Penney and son Dick went to
JulssburE, Sunday.
Mrs. Frank Detmer called on Mrs.
John hammers, Thursdsy afteFnoon:
Mr.. Kirkpatrick and Mr.. Bowen will
have their sale. Tuesday.
Miss Elsie Lundy and Jeraldene
Corp from Tiff, Colo. are visiting
at the Lundy homo.
Mr.. and Mrs. ". J. Detmer attend
ed the baptist church in Venango,
Sunday.
The Detmer Brothers rigged up
their separator to thresh beans.
Frank Detmsr butchersd hog. Fri
day, John Detmer helping them.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1918-12-12
PROCEEDINGS OF THE BOARD
:.4 =! OF COUNTY COMMISSIONERS

Tuesday
Board adjourned
Edward Fischer chairman; John
F. Perrier Lily T. Labaree
Ordinary Fund
Emma Carlson County Supt salary and miage
A. F.
John NJ Shea,
O. Thunderstorm mage 2685
H. baiffs
L. A.
Smith,
H
Mrs.
o. 9875
D.
heatas
Out West Printing Stationery election supplies books
blanks ------- ---- -----------
of
IiIy abarees
A.
922
of
Road Bridge Fund.
A po,zin labor - = ------ -------------------
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1918-12-12
Household Goods
and Miscellaneous

beds and springs; maress sanitary cot;
tension table; library table; small tables
wash sand four rocking chairs chair mission sy
chair mission sye ten other chairs; two cupboards
sewing machine heating sove
4buner Quick Meal kerosene stove with large
oven; four dozen pues two dozen r0
incubator and three hives Of about 100
fruit empty fruit ten sack of
potatoes and other articles numerous to mention.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1918-12-12
STATIONERY PROPOSALS.

NOTICE is hersby given that seal.
d bids will Be received by tbs Board
Of County Commissioner Of Ssdg-
wick County, Colorado. up TO Thurs
day. Jan. End, 1919. at 10 o'clock .. m-
for the furnishing Of all books. blanks,
stationery. re6ordS. printing. hthe-
graphing and such other office sup
plies Is may be required by The
County for the year 1919.
BY ORDER OF THE BOARD OF
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.
LILY z. LABAREE.
County Clerk.
dl2-26
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1918-12-12

Try . Grit-Advocats want-ad. These
ads bring results.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1918-12-12

jennings
Rufus
ch. Hntfm., sam. ,ooO
Frank Herfert s2s
McKelp
NcKelips. 5000
McKelps 1890
McKelps.
Eeckhout, 1875
Williams. hauling 1000
wm Brandt dragging 1850
John Detmes. plovne road with tractor ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS $500
w. RSmith labor
IT, F. sncoek 1878
Ovid Lumber Co.. lumber nd nail. sso5
Jul..burx Lumber Co.. iunbsr 1915
Jle.buz Motor for ss4s
Colorado Coed Roads Association. annual dues - 1000
Edward Fi'eAer. pipe and spikes 1878
Jul..burx Lumber Co.. p.uper. 2olo
P Co., groceries paupers
Harrison boarding lodging nursing p.up.r
H. O. Virgins supplies for paupers ------- 1885
E.erse.ey Ful.
Printing printing Fourth Liberty 1880
@ [ % e.
regarding who had been sent to this county from that place
They adjourned meet Wednesday. December 4. 1913
Wednesday. December t. 1915
The Board adjourned regular session with all members
Viewers appointed the roads petioned for by
Samuel Weaty and Others approved and the following roads
Commencing the Northeast Section Town
"a w. ,h sth soo f, , Of the Northwest corner Of said
Il point the
the 9Th M at feet South OF the
Township North Range West the
NJ line between Ranges ~ and 45 to
Township Range West of the 9Th
P M-Aso commencing Township
9Th NJ and running thence north distance
Section Township 10 North Range
9th M Also the Northwest OF
Township of the 9Th M and
Northwest Section
Township Of the 9Th M Also commencing at
Township 10 North Range West Of the
distance of miles the Northwest
Township 10 North Range 45 West of the 9Th p M
Northwest Of Section Township 10 North
9Th M thence south distance OF
Section TO- in said Township 10 North Range
running distance Of miles to the
Township 10 North Range Is West
the Southwest Of Section s2
the 9Th NJ and running thence
Northwest Of said Section 81
the Northeast Of said
north distance Of about ~ miles, 70 the
South Platte River and said Town
ship North, Range West of the 9Th P. NJ . .
Bank Of Sedgvck presents its statement Verhieo
affidavit alleging Of the following county
warrants, towit:
Of Max Mailer
Of Ffanson
Ordinary Co. Chas Webster 500
favor of E. r Powers loo<
uy,,,.,. NJ, aaoe i, favor r
~ 80 uJ.-r.,+ NJ aa,a favo,
324 favor Of Ray Aiexander o,
and that for value endorsed and assigned
the several payees said Bank mailed said
but that warrants ana eaen o
them were County that the same
OF duplicate "arrah e
for.
Mowbray onoed oy eonnh
iner Nsp the filing Of indemnfyng oono
National Bank OF Sedgwck
be by the clerk of this Board hereby ao'"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1918-12-12

Let the Grit-Advoeats print your
sale bills. Satisfaction is guaranteed
and ,.rices reasonable.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1918-12-12

TERMS-Cash on day of sale.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1918-12-12
Two Cows

One COW, giving 5 gallons Of milk per d
One heifer cali, about 6 moNths Old
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-26
FLOOD VICTIMS ARE BEING CARED FOR
 BY THE RED CROSS

TIENTSIN, April 9.-F'iye thou sand Chinese victims of last au- tumn's floods are being cared for by the American Red Cross Relief Committee, under the chairmanship of the American Minister, Dr. Paul s. Reinsch, aided by the American troops stationed here, is an im- provised camp in the edge of the German concession. Protests by certain residents of Tientsin against the dumping of these refugees here have been rendered pointless by the efficient administration of the camp by Colonel w. P. Wilder which has prevented its becoming a menace to the health of the com munity.
 Within a tract perhaps five acres in extent, hundreds of huts have been constructed out of reeds and mud and for the housing of the un- fortunates. R. Allen White, civil engineer from Iowa, designed the huts, using only material at hand or which could be gathered without cost. They are arranged in regu- lar series all facing south, spaces between constituting the streets of miniature village.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-26
O'CONNOR FAMILY
 RETURNS TO DOUGLAS
 FOR SUMMER MONTHS

DOUGLAS, April 26. = Although the sun was not shining this morn ing, Douglas appeared more bright and cheery than for a long time and just for the reason that the beaming countenance of Mike" O'Connor was diffusing it's rays after an absence of eight months.
 MT. O'Connor with his wife and Miss Regene Miller arrived on the Humboldt from Seattle this morning and will remain here until fall, the former having considerable private business to adjust. They are yet at the home of MT. and Mrs. William Stubbins but will occupy one of their numerous houses soon.
 Mir. O'Connor has been engaged in the real estate business in Seattle since leaving here but says that business, owing to conditions super induced by the war, is quiet now. Otherwise, he says Seattle is quite lively and that rents "out of sight He predicts a new lease of life for this section of Alaska at the conclus- ion of the war but gives it as his opinion that it may be two years before the conclusion is reached. He says that after the war there is bound to be lull in business cir cles on the outside while wages are being adjusted and that during that period there will be a great rush to the Northland
 The OConnors are all looking as though they had been carefully shield ed from the Taku winds during the past winter.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-26

capable of forgetting her own ambi- tions in her zell for public welfare. bat only the ignorant, prejudiced, or disa ppOiated-in-ot will join forces with one whose public utterances re- bound to their discrsdit and share.
 There are certain class of en
 vious-minded individuals whose medi- core intellects fail to comprehend that degree of ability requisite to the successful manipulation of com plicated business affairs. To such, statesmanship and diplomacy appear as crookedness and piracy. Seeing the reflection of their own suspic- ious minds in the thoughts and acts of others, they usually attempt to brand such others with epithets prop erly applicable only to themselves.
 Mrs Hatcher has made a miserable failure of the diplomacy CD acquir- ed as a lobbyist at Washington. By urging Republicans to vote for Mir. Maloney at the Democratic primaries for the purpose of defeating Mir. Sul- ger she reads dishonor in the Repub- lican mind and exposes fraudulent
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-26
JOSEPH w. MARTIN
 SUCCEEDS E. E. SMITH
 ON EXEMPTION BOARD

DOUGLAS, April 26.-While there No. 1 exemption board has well and faithfully performed it's duty to the sacrifice of private interests, the per sonnel of the board has been changed by orders from Washington.
 Elmer E. Smith, chairman of the exemption board, was notified yester- day by Captain John T. Hunt, exc cutive officer at Juneau, to turn over everything in connection with his DO sition to J. w. Martin of this place who has been named to succeed him While Mir. Martin is busy man, the same as Mir Smith and P. H. Fox another member of the board, he is net a stacker and will discharge the duties of the position to the best of his ability. Dr. Weyerhorst, medical examiner on the board is reported tC have resigned from the board but could not be seen this morning tC confirm the report. The report that Mr Fox would resign is not correct Asked concerning it he said: "I have been fifty years an American and have never yet, when requested tc do a service for my country, declined to do so or shirked duty"
 Just why MT. Smith should have been instructed to vacate the posi- ton on the board is not apparent and the consensus G opinion here is thai there is a nigger in the woodpile.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-26
JUNIOR PROM ID HAVE: LINKS AT
 THE ELKS HALL
Class of 1919 Will Enter. tain Their Friends There This Eve-
 hing.

The Junior Prom class of 1919 will give an entertainment and dance at Elks' Hall this evening, to begin at 9 o'clock, the proceeds to go to the Junior Red Cross.
 The dance pieces are captioned: Hello, Freshies, Genn's Sea Roll, School Board Toddle, Douglas Hi Kicks, J. H. s. Franks, Wenkies Wenks, Soph Slide, Mathews Pretty Baby; Blue and White, Foot Ball Tangle, Hooverized Waltz, J. H. S Mix-Up, Seniors Nightmare, Liberty Step, All Seniors Have Big Feet Pro and Con Struggle, and Farewell Seniors"
 The patronesses are Mrs. Faulkner Miss Wenk, Mrs. Kashevaroff, Mrs Giard, Mrs. Hood, Mrs. Hodges, Mrs Oswell, Mrs Nelson, Mrs. Torvinen Mrs Saum, Mrs. Jorgenson, Mrs Hackett, Mrs. Dewey, Mrs Perelle
 The class roll includes Mary Rash evaroff, President; Belle Hood, Sec retary; Clement Hodges, Myrtle Jor- genson, Gilbert Hodges, Gertrude Nelson, Jack Oswell, Laura Giard Merritt Hackett, Emma Perelle. Roy Torvinen, Marie Dewey, and Nadine Saum.
 There will be musical numbers Willis E. Nowell will accompany Mary Kashevaroff in solo.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-26
HOW OLD IS HOLMES?

TREADWELL, April 26.-Mr. and Mrs. B. w. Converse entertained at their homes last night in honor of the st birthday of R. F. Halmes who declines to state his age al though he has been heard to mention having been seasick when coming over on the Mayflower. Those pres ent last night were Mir. and Mrs. Holmes, Mrs. Thurman, Mrs. Fyfe, c. w. Bland and Gabriel Paul. Cards were played and refreshments, ice cream, cake and coffee were served. All present had a most enjoyable ev- ening.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-26
MRS. HATCHER IS HURTING CAUSE
 OF ALASKA WOMEN

JUNEAU April 26- Editor Empire The person who reported the, Sul ger meeting at the Dream Theatre last evening for the Dispatch, must have sat in draft, otherwise he or she could not have noticed anything chilly" in the atmosphere of the packed room But perhaps the ''chills were induced by the few plain facts brought out by the corporation law yers referred to-
 When Mrs. Hatcher, in her speech es at Ketchikan and Juneau. so far forgot the organization she claims to represent, the Woman's Christian Temperance Union, an immense or ganization for the purification of na- tional life by means of the elimina' tion of intoxicating liquors, if we rightly understand it, and set her own judgment against that of the highest judicial authority in the Ter ritory, sine merely eXerted her wo- mans privilege and committed no offense. But when she forgot her womanhood and branded as crooks pirates and HUNS" the husbands of some of Alaska's noblest women she not only forfeited her sex privi- lege and the esteem of her fellow workers in the temperance field. but she rekindled in the minds of men much of the old antagonism to uni versal suffrage, and thereby did a wrong to those women wage earners who are forced by circumstances in to competition with men for the means of their daily bread.
 Under ordinary circumstances a gentleman will not retaliate when a woman calls him names, but he must be a poor worm indeed not to recOil from the word HUN in it's pres ent well known significance. Again under ordinary circumstances great numbers of thinking women follow the lead of one of their sex who is
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-26
CONDITION CRITICAL

DOUGLAS, April 26.-Sister Mary Hilda, sister superior at St. Ann's Hospital was operated on yesterday for an affection on the side of hei throat and just beneath one of hel ears. Her condition today is not very encouraging but hopes are en tertained for her ultimate recovery Sister Mary Hilda is a great favorite with all who know her and many in quiries are being made today as tC her condition.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-26

intent in her own. It is small won der that she was championed by birds of q feather" while here, and it will be greater wonder if the more honorable members of the w. c. T. IT. do not repudiate her.
 Tn the meantime the "stay-at-home" woman voter may rest assured that the wives, mothers, daughters, sis <ers, cousins and schoolmates of the so-called crooks, pirates and Huns." will see to it that their husbands are vindicated by the reelection of Charles A. Sulzer as Delegate from Alaska, in November of this year.
 ANOTHER WOMAN VOTER.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-26
Civilized.

Just to think" beamed the Mis- sionary. "Only 20 years ago came here and brought enlightenment and civilization to your land. And now I return to find that you are en- tirely civilized"
 Civilized is right" replied the Chief of Boogoobooland. We are so civilized that we had to double the size of the police and force and build a new jail And some of our divorce cases are unfit to print"