Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1918-01-31
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saof I've tssS been 1ying TO hare "a
| gnod talk with yoa, What have you
heard ahesit the last minister we had
on sriAt2 What do yoa think III alEn Z
Yes Iii = way liked him. tsns stsrE.
| was something about him l dld rot
like. Did yaa notice Ii, foop Yes. ne
msasle all his gestures with his lefr
hasid. IN he left fiaasletl7 On, indeed.
CT NIL things So awkward hooking
For my part, l,oTsa we'll not get hinl.
Someone was saying he had false
teeth. too. That's too many defects In
one man. l Say.
$50 glad we have had such a nice
| Eisst- On, wen hear several more be-
I fore we decide on the new minister.
Heavens! 5 O'Clock and time TO CLOSE.
don't see why they close so early.
Goodby. come and see sne saea.''
Two weeks later:
! Mrs. james Jordan White boards q
Forest avenue car and finds three af
the members Of her sewing society all
going In her direction, 50 here was too
good an opportunity TO miss to discuss
the new minister.
"Oh how do you do, all of youf
What did you think of last Sundays
suppIy7
Short and fat! Wen. should say
Sc, And wheezy, tool ] just said 10
Mr White I'd bet he'd be laid mp with
asthma good part of the time!
'you don't mean to tell me the coui-
mittee intends to bring that Rev. Me-
ttianieI Hopkins of Chicago here ON
trial!
oh. dear, I've got 10 get off here
and we haven't half finished our chat !.
Wen, II It's the same Doctor Hopkins
that I've heard preach, we don't want
hsnll He's larne-I think he has a
wooden leg
"Geodby, everybody! Come and see
me. do hope we'ii finally get q
preacher we all like fs--Kansas City
Star.