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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07
HOGWALLOW NEWS
DUNK Bolts. REGULAR
CopyriEhteG-E- l. Adams

THERE is some talk of moving the
L postoffice TO the banks OF the
creek during the fishing season This
would be a good move. as the postof-
flee would then stay open more.
The deputy constable is back from
the calf Ribs neighborhood. where he
made an unsuccessful attempt TO ar
rest salem Barlow. who smelled his
pipe just before he got there. The
deputy is still on the lookout for him
and may have 10 wait until Sunday.
when he viii be sure to get him. as
he sings in the choir at Hog Ford
lobe Noseley Whitfield up a whole
plank yesterday while wondering if
the western front was pig-tieht.
jefferson Potlocks has been both
cred again with chicken mites He
thinks they are very interesting little
animals TO be studied at close range
and says he would not mind having
them on him II they did not walk so
heavy.
Luke 8Iathewsla and his four dogs
were at church sunday. The DOGS
are trying TO act better since Luke
Joined the church
Ellick Hellwanger one Of the char
ter mem bers Of the Excelsior FiddlinE
band, and who has been playing with
them regularly for the past ten years.
has resigned from the organiza ton
and viii take up the study OF music.
Sim Flinders is teaching his pups TO
play with children so that they can
get rid OF their fleas-
Sim Flinders was at the blackSmi IN
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07
thin PEOPLE
SHOULD TAKE
PHOSPHATE
Nothing Like Plain Bitro-Phosphate
to Put on Firm, Healthy Flesh and
TO Increase Strength, FiEor
and Nerve Force.

Judging from the countless prepa-
rati0ns and treatments which are con-
tinually being advertised for the pur-
pose Of making thin people fleshy,
developing arms. neck and bust and
replacing ugly hollows and angles by
the soft curved lines Of health and
beauty. there are evidently thous-
ands OF men and women who keenly
1eel their excessive rnlnneSS-
Thinness and weakness are usually
due TO starved nerves Our bodies
need more phosphate than is con-
tanned I'm modern foods. Physicians
claim there is nothing that will sup
ply this deficiency so well as the or
ganic phosphate known among drug
gists as bitro-phOsphate, which is in
expensive and is sold by most all
druggists under guarantee Of salts
faction or money back BY feeding
the body cells with the necessary
phosphOric food elements. bitro-phos-
phate quickly produces a welcome
transformation i'm the appearance.
the increase in weight frequently be-
Ing astonishing.
This increase in weight also car
ries with ii a general Improvement
in the health. Nervousness. sleepiess-
ness and lack OF energy which nearly
always accompany excessive thinness.
soon disappear dull eyes become
bright. and pale cheeks glow with
the bloom Of perfect health
CAUTION - Although bitro-phOs-
phate is unsurpassed for relieving
nervousness, sleeplessuess and gem
eral weakness. 10 should not owing 10
its remarllab bic flesh-groWinr prop
critics. be used by anyone who does
not desire TO put on flesh.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07
WIFES TROUBLE
COST HIM over
$4,000 He SAYS
Just a few bottles Of Tan
lac restored her to health
he says.

after 7 spent over two thousand
dollars for medicines for my wife
without doing her any good. IL sure
does seem wonderful to me that just q
few bottles Of Tanlzc have restored
her 10 health again. is the remarlEa-
bic statement made a few days ago by
Harry C. French. who resides at go
Ia Branch street, Houston, Texas.
Several months ago" he continued.
"my wife's health failed. she lost APP
petite, and. before 7 realized ir. her
condition had gotten to be so bad that
she was I'm danger Of complete
breakdown What little she forced
herself 90 eat disagreed with her and
she suffered aEouies from the gas that
rose from the undiEesred food in her
stomach She was badly coustipated
and suffered from such terrible head
aches that her nervous system went
all TO pieces and she couldn't sleep
more than half the night. She worried
so much over her condition and be-
came so respondent that she would
hardly speak a dozen words during
the day.
II got several specialists to pre-
scribe for her and got her 10 take
many different medicines and posi-
tivelv nothing did her the least good
but Tanlac- soon after she started on
her first bottle I noticed that she was
picking NJ and getting 10 be more
cheerful and she has continued 20 i'm
prove right along ever since She eats
anything she wants now and 10 all
agrees with her. she talks and laughs
most all the time and is always in a
good humor. She sleeps like a child
and nothing worries her at all. In
fact. she is entirely like a different
person
Tanlac IS sold in Fl Paso by Kelly
e Pollard Co., Inc. and Peoples Drug
store Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07
Daily NOUeLette
THE HORSE TRADE.


EsYETELL. Swansonia," said oswald
w Pringleskittish. addressing his
wife across the dinner table. 'T traded
the old gray mare today"
Swansonia Pringleskittish clapped
her hands delightedly."
Not old Spavinia." she cried. why.
Oswald, I thought you had despaired
o. disposing Of her Who bite
oswald swelled with pride.
None other than Hubert Spoofinr-
steeple." he replied. and he gave
me his bay hunter. Weehaukin. in
exchange"
Oswald exclaimed Swansonia. adj
miringly, what wonderful horse
man YOU arer'
True responded her spouse. not
without cOnceit- -Of course i'm ex-
change for the hunter ] had 10 throw
in the new colt. 1Iuttonis. but as that
made the value Of my offer more than
MS, Spoofingsteepe added a very
handsome walnut bedstead to the
hunter In return ] threw i'm your
bicycle and the litter Of fox terrier
puppies and my worthy opponent
add the bronze fountain in his Ital-
ian irden and prize leghoru pull
let At that I brought up my group
with your new red paras1l and a Ford
car, and SpoOfingteeple then offered
the pasture lot between our estates
and silver match safe. 7 was not to
be outdone. so / told him ] would
throw IN the lot containing our war
garden and third Liberty bond He
responded promptly with his new
dairy house and a Shanghai game
rooster. i offered him our dairy house
golden pheasant and a dozen fresh
eggs. Finally he threw en- his entire
place, furniture and ALL and offered
him ours The deal is closed. We move
tomorrow"
Swansonia Pringleskittish was in
tears.
81 don't like the spoofinEsteeple
place she sobbed. 'T won't move
Oh. Oswald how could your
SWansOnia-" he exclaimed. with
some irritation. II am surprised and
disguised. Time and again you have
urged me to trade the old gray mare
Spavinia. for anything and everything.
and now that I have done Il YOU are
not satisfied Truly. Inconsistency.
thy name is woman"
And he departed TO drown his sor-
row and disillusionment in a japanese
ginrikksha, mixed by the oriental but
Ter.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07
NEW GlL0NEL IS
MOST DELIGHTFUL
Not the slightest nausea,
gripping or danger-NeW
variety called CalOtabs.

Every doctor regards calcmel as the
best and By far the most useful OF all
medicines Now that its unpleasant
and dangerous qualities have been en-
tirely removed. the new calomel
known as "Calotabs' is destined TO
become the most popular Its effects
are delightful one Calotab az bed
time. with a swallow Of Water-that' g
all no nausea no gripping nor un-
pleasantuess- You wake up IN the
morning feeling fine. your liver
cleaused, your system purified and
with a hearty appetite for breakfast
Eat what you please. 90 where you
please. any kind OF weather. no re-
striction OF habit or diet.
CalOtabs are sold only in original
sealed packages. price rhirty-fIve
cents. Your druggist recommends and
guarantees Calotabs- Money back il
you are not delighted--Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07
CORRESPONDENT.
George BinEhamD

shop saturday afternoon and had
DOCK Hooks our erstWhiIe ronscrfaI
artist. 20 single his hair. Dock hur-
ried through and didn't take much
pains. but Sim did
The postoflce viii be closed tomor-
row as the postmaster has decided to
sweep Up.
Sidney Hooks. who has been So
journin- in the TickviIle Jail for the
past ten DAYS on a charge OF shooting
craps IN sudden heat and passion. has
almost perfected a patent on pair
OF loaded disappearing dice. and has
asked for an extension OF two weeks
on his term
Raj Barlow who spends much of
his time on Gander creek. has been
compelled 20 walk most Of the time
this week. as his sl1iff leaks very bad
The leak is through knot hole in the
front end Of the siziff. Raj SAYS as
soon as he can bore another hole i'm
the back end for the water 10 run out
as fast as it comes in. he viii be
ready for travelling again.
Dock Hooks saws he hopes the al
lied navy won't drive the submarines
up Gimler creek as he has several
good trout lines set
Cricket Hicks has decided TO have
some letterheads printed as soon as
he can pick out some kind Of a busi-
AecS 20 eu-' &c ln-
Poke Eazley viii help the postmas.
ter sweep out the postoffice tomor-
row. That is a worthy task and is a
stepping stone TO hopping the floor
Clab Hancock SAYS maybe two
might live as cheaply as one. If all
the children could wear the same
clothes.
During the recent moonlight nights
the Excelsior FiddlinE band has been
standing out doors practfcinE un "a
play for the moonlight picnics SEIZED
uled for this month.
The Hog Ford preacher sneezed
right loud Friday afternoon and
flushed q same OF seven-up at the
blacksmith shop.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07
TRAVELETTE
by NIKsAH.

THE WILLOW TEA HOUSE.
CHANGHATS most widely adver-
y tised attraction has become known
the world over through its reproduc-
ton on china and porcelain OF every
kind and grade.
Located on a small island IN the
center OF city lake. il is graceful
and charming even though filthy and
malodOrous- Scores OF upturned ga
bles fascinate the beholder who looks
in vain for their reflection below
Green scum and rank vegetable
Erowths hide the mud colOred water
and add TO its stencil
Bridges crossinc 10 the island are
built in zigzag lines TO outwit evil
spirits which have the reputation for
keeping TO straight paths for reasons
Of swiftness.
About the shore. displaying their
wares on low tables or the ground.
swarm innumerable vendors. They
are as monOtonous in appearance as
their wares are varied. They sell
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07

eeNT TELL. now it's swept and busted
w but / wish 1 had some sort OF
blossoms to put in it." said Nurse Jane
Fuzzy Wuzzy. the muskrat lady
housekeeper as she came out on the
front porch Of the hollow stump bun
salow one day
what about blossoms asked Un-
Gle W5ggiIy Longears, the bunny rab-
bit gentleman.
I'D like some TO put in the parlor. "
spoke the muskrat lady. Its nicely
swept and busted now. and some bios
SONS would make it look quite nice
and proper"
You shall have them" said Uncle
WiEgiIy. "Tu take a hop, skip and
a jump over the fields and through
the woods. and III bring you back
some flowers"
"Oh. thank you" said Nurse Jane.
So the bunny Labbit gentleman.
tWiuklluE his pink nose. and taking
his red, white and blue striped rheu-
marism crutch down off the talking
machine. started to look for blossoms.
i hope you have an adventure, %
said Nurse Jane.
Thank you I hope SO also an
Along through the woods he went
until, an at once, he saw, through the
trees some big white blossoms, with
some purplish spots on them, and
they had green leaves. too.
-Ha. They look right nice and
pretty" said Uncle WiEEily 10 him
self "Tll pick some OF these, II they
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07
HOROSCOPE
sATIRDAl. JTNE 5. Iols.


THIS is a fortunate day. according to
1 the reading Of the stars. Neptune.
the Sun. Jupiter and Saturn are all in
benefic aspect
1t is particularly promising for the
navy. for the planets promise safety
and protection.
There is also a happy augury for
officers and all who are in places Of
power in the building Of ships.
1t is a lucky rule for travelling and
for all commercial ventures, especial
~ those in South America or across
seas
Persons who seek positions or pro-
motions should make the best Of this
days influences which are held 10 be
most beneficial to ambition
All government officials and per-
sons who WELD power in public az
fairs are well directed. There is a
forecast Of new honors for the presi-
dent
saturn seems to be friendly this
day to farmers, miners and all who
draw their living from the ground.
While agriculture viii be profitable
food conditions are declared 20 be
subject to a sinister rule making for
scarcity and new problems Of distri-
button.
The lunation OF this day falls in
the fifth house and is a total eclipse
OF the sun. This is read 20 indicate
epidemics. especially among children.
since Mars squares the luminaries
from the eighth house Disease Of
the divestive tracts may be very
prevalent
Uranus is rising In square 10 Mer-
curry as read as presaging strikes
and labor troubles Profiteering
among the workers may be a tempta-
ton.
Persons whose birthdate il is will
meet with success in business during
the coming year. but they must avoid
disputes
Children born on this day will prob
ably be steady and trustworthy and
viii succeed I'm business These sub
jects Of Gemini are often crratic in
acknowledgement. 1915. by the
Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.
Buy Your Coal nOw-its cheaper
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07
Bedtime Story For The Little Ones
UNCLE WIGGILY AND The DOGWOOD.
Nv EnMLEn L CALL

! don't MIND. But first 1 must ask
them
So. going over TO the bush Of white
flowers. with the purple spots on
them. the bunny uncle made low
bow with his tall silk hat, and said;
Would you mind If ] picked Few
for Nurse James parlor-
Certainly not" answered the bios
SONS Take all you like
What kind are YOU asked Uncle
WigEily.
I'VE are the doEwood blossoms.
was the answer, given with sort OF
bark
oh you won't bite. viii you2"
asked the bunny.
Not you" answered the flowers.
for they really were dOgWood bios
SONS, and YOU can ask your father or
mother if you don't believe me- We
won't bite you. Uncle Wiggily. But
wen bark at and bite any bad animals
that might make trouble for you.
Wen growl al them, too, and as for
~Hal Dogwood blossoms ought TO
be just the thing TO scare away cats-'
said Uncle Wlgglly. as ne picked a
bunch Of the big, white blossoms and
started TO carry them away IN his
The flowers were pretty and he was
thinking how nice they would look in
Nurse James parlor whens all Of a
sudden, out from behind stump
jumped a 0ueer animal
All has Uncle Wiggily-' the animal
said Il think 1 have surely caught
you this time"
-Oh. dear. It does look sol" agreed
the bunny, for the animal was right
close beside him and could grab him
in a minute
And you needn't try TO get away.
either" went on the animal. for 1
can run as fast as you can"
Yes, SO ! see, spoke Uncle Wig
gily- But what are you going to do
with me?7
Il am going TO hop right along
with you. until you get 70 your hol-
low stump bungalow said the ami
NAL, and then-weL Wen see what
viii happen next"
Uncle WigEily didn't know quite
what 10 do. He looked at the dogwood
them sort Of whispering 10 him:
Uncle Wiggilyl Uncle WiSgily, do
you want us to bite2'
'Oh. no. said Mr.. Longears. Hard
~ that"
Then do you want us to scratch %
asked the dogwoOd blossoms
NO, hardly that, either"
Well DO you want us TO bark
NO, thank you, / think not"
wei. then let US EroWl and scare
this animal away said the dogwood
flowers.
-Oh. no! Pray don't trouble your
selves said Uncle Wisgily with a
smile Though 7 thank YOU Just the
same You see this animal is only my
rabbit nephew Sammie Littletail. and
what ne meant was that at last he
had caught up with me, and that he's
going along TO my hollow stump bun
galow. And then what viii happen
viii be that Nurse Jane VIII give him
q carrot sandwich. He won't hurt me.
Sammie is a friend u mine"
-Oh, we thought it was a bad cat,
that we could scare away" said the
dogW0od flowers. 7 wonder if you
thought the same thing2
Anyhow the bunny was all right.
and Nurse Jane liked the posies very
much, and Sammie liked the carrot
sandwich And If the butterfly doesn't
sit down on the fly paper, when the
anEle-worm wants 10 read IL. III tell
you next about Uncle WigEiIy and the
cherri Copyright. 1918. by Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07

souvenirs" that may have been made
In Yankee factories or anywhere but
in China Here also one viii find a
large display OF jet black hair
switches. easily obtainable since the
New Cinnamon cut their hair like the
men Of the outer world
To see the grace and daintiness Of
the celebrated Willow Tea House is
well worth the Journey from the cen
ter OF the city one meets many for
eigners here. because Shanghai has
become as cosmopolitan and gay and
nOnchalant as Paris before it became
sorroWed by the war.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07

hams Vegetable Compound and it
has made ne strong and healthy.
So when mother or I hear any
woman complaining we tell them
about Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound and what it did
for me. Mrs. JOHN FRAME, 1121
n. 18th St, st. Louis, No.
Girls who suffer as Mrs. Frame
did should not hesitate to give this
famous root and herb remedy,
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, a trial. as the evidence
that is constantly being published
proves beyond question that this
grand old remedy has relieved more
suffering among women than any
other medicine.
For confidential advice write
Lydia z. Pinkham Medicine Co.
Lynn, Mass. The result Of their
forty years experience is at your
service
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07
This IS THE
AGE OF Youth
Strands Of gray hair may
be removed.

Strands OF gray hair are unattrac-
tive and very unnecessary and accel-
crate the appearance OF approaching
age Why not remove all traces of
gray in the hair and possess an even
shade Of beautiful dark hair in boun-
teous quantities BY the use Of ia
Creole" Hair DressinE- Used by
thousands OF people every day
erywhere-With perfect satisfac-
tion- No one need be annoyed with
gray hair-hair streIked with gray.
diseased scalp or dandruff when or
Tered such preparation as la Gre
ole Hair Dressing Apply IT. freely
20 scalp and hair. rubbing 10 in well.
and after few applications you viii
be delightfully."- surprised with The re-
suits.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07
the BOSTON YOUTH AGAIN.

THE BOSTON YOUTH AGAIN.
Little While Emerson Higginson
had just been strapped by his irate
parent on the fathers side.
Yet he was not weeping.
His mother said
William, I believe that was a mere
pretense at a whipping that your
rather gave you"
-Begging your pardon. my dear fe-
male progenltress." said Willie, that
was no camouflagelIatiOn-' Farm
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07

~ A.
bed every
month for two
days because I
suffered such
pain I also
suffered from a
weakness and
mother took
me to a doctor
but he did not
help me. FL
nally mother
made me take
lydia Z. Pink
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07
HENs M sTOLEN.

Thieves on Thursday night took
seven hens from the ]. Z. Quad home
at 1925 Montana street, without being
discovered. although slee9ers were on
the back porch at the residence and
also al the residence ADJOINING.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07
Beauty Chats
By Edna Kent Forbes
How About the Earso

{ 10 taluer curious how many women
I neglect their ears. I don't neon
III the way Of washing. though sus-
/ pect the small boy is not the only per-
/ son who sticks" his ears when wash
ing his face You'u see a woman with
great. gawky looking ears, and her
/ hair ccmbed back 10 show them. and
I you'll see middle aged women with
wrinkles running down in front Of the
ears and their hair fixed TO show them
off. too.
Ears are only becoming TO some
people Shell-white ears are not in
fashion amy more. by the way. since
pink ear shows that healthy blood
is flowing through the veins Of the
face and neck and that the owner is
not anemlc- The girl with the small
ear. and the pink ear. viii GO well 10
show part Of 10, for 10 viii enhance
her attractions. But the woman with
large ears or 9rotruding ones should
be glad she has hair long enough TO
comb over them and HIDE them. Elderly
women look best with a conservative
style Of hair dressing that shows part
OF the ear. but the entire ear is not
becoming 90 an older face. 1t is harsh.
Besides, a tell-tale line grows down
in front OF each ear with advancing
this away Tt is really a very ugly
line and should be either smoothed
out or covered M by pulling a bit OF
hair over it. The bit Of head Just
back Of the ear. before the hair line
is ugly in thin people. too, and should
be covered by the hair
Questions and Answers.
Admirer-To color the hair with
henna, get powdered Egyptian henna
and mix to a paste with hot water.
Wash the hair first with plain. mild
soap and warm water. rinsing well
and partially drying. Apply the
henna paste hot and cover every bit
Of the hair. Let IL stay on from Is
minutes 10 two hours and wash off
with warm water. How long IL must
stay depends on the fineness or coarse
ness Of your hair. Better try it half
an hour. if the results are not enough
color 10 please you. repeat for a
longer period.
AnNious-Deep breathing exercises
viii develop the bust
Nuriel-Get the henna shampoo
powder and use when shampooins
your hair. If the hair is dry. rub
little olive oil into the scalp a few days
after the shampoo.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07
FRECKLES
Now Is the Time to Get Rid Of These
UEly spots.

UEly spots
There's no longer the slightest need
OF feeling ashamed Of YOUR freckles.
as the prescription othine-double
strengths guaranteed 20 remove
these hOmely spots
Simply get an ounce Of othlne-dcu-
bic strength-from any druggist and
apply a little Of 10 night and morning
and you should soon see that even the
worst freckles have begun 20 disap-
pear. while the lighter ones have van
ished entirely. IL is seldom that more
than an ounce is needed TO completely
clear the skin and gain a beautiful
clear complexion
Be sure 10 ask for the double
strength othine as this IS sold under
guarantee Of money back 10 10 fails 10
remove freckles.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-07
Years Ago Today
From The Herald OF
This Date, 1904

WITH the entire population Of Colo
w RADIO. tired Of The lawlessness
that has reigned in the coal fields,
and with the militia in full control
everywhere. il seems possible that
the men may return to work very
soon
Mexican customs officials state that
trains running on the Mexican Cen
traI line are robbed almost daily by
members Of the crews. who throw the
goods out Of the cars en- route
Five masked men held up a train
near Palisade. Colo, last night and
blew open the safe, escaping with
$4,000 I'm cash.
Santa Fe reports the Incorporation
Of the Alimbres Water company 20
supply FL Paso with water from the
under flow Of the Mimbres river.
piping IL in along the S r.
Northern Texas and Oklahoma re-
port enormous loss Of livestock and
crops on account OF the recent floods
Henry White, negro, alleged 70
have killed an officer during q raid
on disorderly house iR New Or
leans, was apprehended by Ala
moEordo police last niEht
The AlamogOrdO board of trade last
night decided that a guard on the
workshops at AlamoEordO was unnec-
sary. as the strikers had ceased any
violence.
a Houston newspaper man was as
saulted i'm the fifth ward today when
he went into that district covering
the street car strike. armed with a
gun and camera
Mrs Wauchope has recovered her
baby son. who was taken by her hus-
band several days ago into Mexico
A very old cemetery was uncovered
In Juarez yesterday by wOrkmen dig
ginE cellars
A photographer OF Hamburg. Ger
many. committed suicide. and his en-
tire family followed his example. fol-
lowing his arrest for counterfeiting.
The telephone company is doing
work preliminary TO the installation
Of a telephone system I'm the north
eastern part Of the city