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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26
ASTHMA
INSTANTLY RELIEVED WITH
GEllIIW2
Or HONEY REFUNDED ASK ANY DRUGGIST

have been 4 standard household remedy.
They are the pure, original imported Haar.
lem Oil your great.srandmother used, and
are perfectly harmless. The healing, sooth.
ing oil soaks into the cells and lining Of
the kidneys and through the bladder, driv.
ing out the poisonous germs. New life.
fresh strength and health will come - you
continue the treatment. When complete
" restored to your usual vigor, continue
taking . capsule or two each day; they will
keep you in condition and prevent . ~
turn Of the disease.
pecially dangerous In kidney and bladder
trouble. All druggists sell COLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules. They will refund
the money II not a. represented. GOLD
MEDAL Haarlem Oil. Capsules are i'm
ported direct from the laboratories in Hob
land. They are prepared in correct guam
tity and convenient form. are easy to take
and are positively. guaranteed 10 give
prompt relief. In three sizes, sealed pack.
ages. Ask for the original imported
GOLD MEDAL. Accept no su~bstitutss.-
Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26
Eloquent Speeches.

War Correspondent Raymond q.
Carroll, Mt IA German prison camp IN
France, nodded towards n group Of
onc-legged German prisoners.
Each one Of those cutoff legs" he
said, "is Il speech against the kaiser
and miiitarism."
"A speech" said an English CORE
spondent, puzzled.
"Yes," said Mr.. Carroll. "A stump
speech"
The Engllshman Is still puzzled.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26
Good News.

"You're always getting up benefits
for other people: when are you gelng
to have one for yourselfT' II friend
asked Charlie Murray of Mack Sen
nett Comedies.
"Ive already had one" retorted
Murray. THE other day 4 got so
much for a dollar at the grocer's that
| couldn't help saying: You're giving
me good weight this morning.
eyes he replied, this is cheatless
day."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26
Hard on CIothino,

Private Alfred Shurnian OF West
Point. who is fighting IN France, went
into his first battle late in July. Al
ter the fight, Private Shurnan writes
home to a friend, he went to the quar-
telmaster with a request for q new
pair of khaki hreeches.
whats the troubleE" asked the @.
NJ.
A Hun shell had exploded behind
him aud had taken the seat out OF
his breeches, Private Shurnan ex-
planned. In fact, he Illustrated by
showing the breeches.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26
GOT THE WRONG IMPRESSION
innocent Remark Misundersteod BY
Swedish Lady Came Very Near
Severino Long Friendship.

No more do the once good neighbors
speak over the side fence on one side
Of which 10 q fine Ho0sier dame and
on the other an equally fine woman
who halls from Scandinavia.
The husbands, who are good friends.
met the other evening ut the street
corner. "Your Wife" said the Scandi-
navian husband. "insultesi my wife. SO
they can never again be friends"
~"Insulted your wife," exclaimed the
HOosier husband. How could she do
thatY"
"She did II. She came to her own
back door and spoke u loud enough
for everybody 10 hear her"
"What did she sayi"
"She said: How those Swedes do
smell and we are Swedes. 1t was
meant for u.s."
"Ol. I know. What she did say
| was about the weeds In our back yard,
She said: How those weeds do smell!
And now I'm going to have them cui
and burned ."-Indinnapolis News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26
Gee Wiki

Douglas Fairbanks is passing around
a story that has to do with the five.
year.old daughter Of a Gear neighbor.
According to Doug" Helen's mother
had tried to impress her with the ne
cessity Of conserving everything to
help to do their bit to win the war.
Recently the stork brought twins tO
her home. Upon receiving the news
Helen exclaimed:
"Ohi daddy. two babiesl What will
Mfr. Hoover say"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26
Stopped.

He--I Notwithstanding to ask
understanding very close TO my
heart, and-cr--er--
She--Tll bet | can guess what 1t Is
Hc-Ah! You have OWNED. You
know! YOU er--
She-Yes; You want to ask me
where ! put your hat when you came
in.-London Answers.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26
"HARD SKIN" n
FOOT CALLUSES
Magic! Peel them off without
pain or soreness
pain or soreness

I'D
Don suffer! A tiny bottle Of F'reez-
one costs but a few cents at any drug
store. Apply a few drops on the
teughened calluses or "hard skin" on
bottom of feet, then lift those painful
spots right off with fingers. Corns also |
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26

The Strong Withstand the Heat OF Summer
Retter Than the Wesk
Oid people who are feeble and younger people
Who are weak. will be strengthened and enabled 70
70 tn rough tho depressin.. heat Of snnIner by TAI.
ing GROW rs TASTkLkSS chill TONIC. II pnriheS
and onriches the blond and builds up the whole Sys.
tenn. You can soon feel is Strengthening. lnvigof.
stips Eject oc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26
Cove. ehri roaIe Tablets sn1

Groves chiii Tonlc Teblets sn0
n, Crove'e Tssse!ses chill TcnIs !.
sHssAt form - Ws,l g % syrup, tho Kind you have
II Sss!s bought THe tAb!et5 sre irtsndsd fSf sn1Ss
sk6Htss . cQnyeuienco for those who er1yel.
= eH chill TONIC TAbLnTU" contaip eIectll
~ LINE medlcinal .p!Uperies snd produce w
"sesupi In b0tsies. The Drce Of eithes 10 o.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26

Substitute Not Quite 40 Good.
Ddd your best girls father kill the
'ated calf for your
NO, but he cooked my goose"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26
More Important

Dearest, I love you so much l would
die for YOU" "That's all very well.
but can You make a living for mef
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26

IT Is true that women squeeze their
feet into small shoes-~but their heads
never get too large for their hats.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26
spasmodIe Sermon.

No matter how ANTIQUE u girl may
be to get married quietly shell find
that II can't be done without ceremony.
indianapolis Star.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26

Why Is 1t that a man always gives
better advice thnn he gets?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26
Naturally.

What do you consider the best
nolts Of rUtnanceT II should say
me wedding date ind the bridal pair."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26

what a jolly old world this would
" II all men prncticed what they
Preached.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26
His Species.

II is almost rs easy to make n gil
believe she can sing as ii IS to make
her believe she Is handsome.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26

When n widDwer begins to tell his
troubles to q widow SHE knows he Is
going to ask her 10 share them.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26
Suffered For Years
RICK and kidneys Were in
Bad Shape, But Doan's
Removed Il the Trouble.

..uv kidneys vers % weak that the
.old / caught would affect them
"a start my back aching antil ]
ss .,d hardly endure the misery." says
~ D. G. Ros, % Fulton S., Brook.
+. n. Y. ia H. morning whea ]
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26
Tho EaotLst.

He talks like Il book"
"fes. like I'm neutrality-suspicious.
Ton Transcript.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26

Especially These Days.
Jnne--lie got married OF his nerve.
Boh-Wise guy that's the only safe
thing to get married on.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26

The time to be an optimist Is when
the many nre doubters.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26
wren Your. eyes Need Care
Try Murine Eve Remedy

81 smnttlns ;. Just lNys Cemsg!t. W csais .
sURaNE sYE RiMEnx 90. CaiCzGo
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26

I'm. N. i. ~ - As ~~
Srx got up. ~ oace -
! ] J ! !: I: ! i ! ! ! J !: ! ! ! !: !: ! ! ! !; ]; ]! ] !: ! ! q
y . lame, could
ssrdIy bend ever aid
=, move sent darts Of -
~. through my kid WI
~ II was bard tor ~
- 70 walk up stsiEs % "
-. and TO move w
~ living down srnt
Ssrts 81 pain through ~
sThe kidney secee- ~
y. water remained in my system, max
;.s INV feet and hands swell. There
~" - dark circles uncer my eyes and
hrcsme 20 dizzy ! could hardly see;
IA rheumatic pains in my knees and
!. vas all could de- to get around.
r,r YEAR, was in that shape and !
rore n~lasters and used all kinds Of
r.d;cine to no avail until tried
noan's Kidney Pills. They rid me
Il he trouble and strengthened my
S.ck and kidneys. When ! have taken
noon's since, they have always bene.
6ted me-
l. n. VAUGHAN. Notary Public.
c., Dea.'s Il Az Ss,~s. soe d.
1,nnE
asrER.MuLBURN co. BUFFALO. n. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-09-26

CuHsc cuTupicls ueiifcIiiIE u sp1uJ VA
bullets over a considerable range. and
also the first machine guns equipped
to fire hundreds Of shots In rapid sue.
cessicn. but at first so heavy and
clumsy that they could not be moved
much more quickly than artillery.
Fired From Shoulder and Hip.
These first machine guns are known
as the heavy types and were presently
reduced In weight and developed In
mobility, becoming what are known as
the portable intermediate types Of
which the Lewis gun IL an example.
Still further llghtness and mobility
were wanted, however; something that
would convert an ordinary. rife into
an effective machine gun for brief out.
bursts Of fire. In other words, the
true type Of light machine gun q e..
emplifed frst In the French Chauchat
and now In the light Browning. These
two fighting tools are thus far the only
ones Of their type, and at present only
the French and American armies are
equipped to use them tactically. the
British army doing Its m~achlne.g,i
work with the portable intermediate
Lewis gun. According to reports from
our military observers In France, the
drift Of the French army 10 decidedly
toward greater use Of automatic rifles
Of the highly portable type. The
Browning gun Is the only gun Of III
type that can ba dred from the shout.
! der aud hin. y
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-12-08
G.Bou c&outs

Scout D. L. Dimond Of Troop 5,
who Is the first Eagle scout in Oma-
ha, received his medal Friday. 1t
is silver with the scout insignia at
the top, and suspended on red,
white and blue ribbon is an eagle
with spreading wings across which
appear the letters "B. S. A."
A demonstration of scouting was
given by Troop % Thursday evening
-at>the Calvary Baptist church, For
tieth and Hamilton streets, for men,
bers Of the Scoutmasters' Training
association and their wives.
Omaha scouts will assist the Red
Gross In their coming drive BY de-
livsring announcement cards
throughout the city. These cards
viii state that the Red Cross will
: call on certain date to secure men,
berships.
1.-THE Letter of q Boy Scout" with
apologies to E. Streeter's "Dere
Mabel" Is the name of letterwhich
Dick Scholes Of Troop S wrote to
tell of the scout encampment al
Camp Welsh. This is Dicks letter
"Dear Ma: We are here at last.
I came up on the first car in. the
train Of scouts and there was an
old lady in there who was very SEN
,itive to noise so we were all as quiet
Is mice (not).
II was then taken out on truck
with only about sixteen other scouts
on the same truck and aftet much
beating around in the bush We go'
to the dock opposite the camp. Il
was sure grand and glorious ieel'
ing" that we had when we saw the
tents shining through the trees.
"We w, re rowed over the lake If
boats, loaded to the gunwales (tht
boats, not the scouts), and / had thu
misfortune to have to sit in puddle
of dirty water. was wedged ii
between a fat boy and two suit case:
and l feel all cramped up yet.
"We were assigned to our tent:
and am . tent leader. Far be i
from me to boast, but I'll sure max,
those scouts hop around. IT'S a wa.
/ have with me. you know me, Ma
ARMY cots were given as to sleel
IN and belie7S.me they are the darn
lest things to set up you ever heart
4. After pushing and iamming ant
: hying and prying We got them III
ind then we lined up for mess.
Tia cock grabbed Z spooa ens
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-12-08

the assistant cook (and bottle wash
cry grabbed another and we stuck
our knives and forks in our leggings.
One cook dashed a COB of goulash
in my sauce pan and the other slam
med a spoonful of rice at my plate,
and boy poured some lemonade in
my cup.
"After mess we had a campfire
and were told about the method Of
running the camp. I think I'll like
it fine. Well, it's most time for taps
so goodnight. Give my love to Sis
and tell Bob to leave electrical stuff
alone. ~.
Yours with love,
REGINALD DE SCRIBBLER.
S.-Don't forget to see If Henry
takes Mabel to church Sunday. II
he does, III get him.
A big program will be given by
Troop AZ Saturday, December IA, at
Marte's hall In Dundee to get funds
for financing . troop headquarters,
which already Is being built. The
building is in the form Of block
house and is being erected by the
boys of the troop. The outside Is
to be covered with bark. ,The main
feature OF the inside will be a great
fireplace in one end of the room.
This is the program (which the
boys will give:
opening-"star spangled Banner. 80.
,................... Everybody
Short Talk by Mr. Hoyt, Scout Executive
Introduced by Elmer Thomas
Scout Oath Robert Green
Scout Laws-Twelve Scouts, each having
one entire Law.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-12-08

Note the fuy delights which yJen puts at your In
stant call And now when you need fruit and fruit is
costly.
Each package Of GfyJen contains tho flavor In liquid
form, In vial Each fruit favor essence condensed
from the Juice Of the fruit
Tho aavors abundant We use half ripe Pineapple
to make ono vial Of favor We IS Loganbeies make
another all for ono dessert.
All tho fragrance and favor. 9: the healtulness Of tho
fresh rpe it concentrated In this vial And sealed In
glass; the essence keeps its freshness So desserts
and salads taste like fresh-fruit dainhes
Raregrade gelane readysweetened and prepared
In the package with the flavor. You simply add boiling
water then the favor from the bottle and pour in mods
to cool
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-12-08
Fresh-Fruit Desserts
Of the Finest Fruits Trifling Cost
With. a Wealth of Fruit Juice Essence

Truefrit aavors cannot keep In that way The finest
Aavors are impossible. :
In Jify e you get fruit Juice sealed In glass;
You get wealth of the resht flavor You get the esh%
fruit heathfulness. 1t Is like using the fruit ITSELF
This Is the newday gelane dainty. 1t has brought ID
millions already idea Of geatne desserts. Now We
urge you to enjoy it. Il
Also for Salads, Etc.
Linefruit flavor makes tart, greexsalad e Serve II
with your salad or mix the salad in before cooling Use
cooked uncooked vegetables will do. Or mix
in scraps and make delicious meat loafmeat in aspic
Mint flavor makes feshint garish jen fot serving with
cold meats or roast lamb ...-t 81
Any fruit flavor makes delightful fruit salad.
We you to know these daines when you need
them most So make these mold offers to induce prompt
trial Try Loganbey Pineapple dessert also try Lime or
Mint Try of these Aavors-for sake this week
and you are entitled to any Of these gifts
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-12-08
It's a Revelation

yJe differs vastly from the old-ste gelatine desserts.
Their favors In dry FORM mixed with the gelatine.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-06-08

true situation, we will give herein some
! facts, as we see them, which we be-
lieve will be acceptable to dealers.
In0 rider to conserve boat tonnage
for military requirements, the govern
ment has restricted the importation of
crude rubber, the present order in eff
feet to cover a period of three months,
at which time further consideration OF
the matter will be given covering ano-
ther period.
"The rubber on hand in this country
now, together with that en- route, is
sufficient to take care of normal re.
quirements, coverinh yas first period
of restriction, and if the trade and pub
lie will refuse to become "panieky, J"
due to all sorts of rumors, and refrain
from over-buying or boarding, it is the
best belief of this company that unless
some unforeseen circumstances arise, it
will be entirely possible for the tire
production Of this country to take care
of the needs Of the trade and public
for the present year.
Adequate stocks to take care Of all
requirements should be carried by dear
ers, but there is no reason existing at
this time for loading up beyond normal
requirements, either because of an i'm
mediate possible shortage, or for any
reason that we can now forsee.
"This is time when the capacity Of
Tao 81 l.. 4
to make sizes and styles which are
going to be required by dealers within
reasonable period of time, and we
should caution our customers to place
orders for their requirements well in ad-
vance in order that we may shape our
production to what will actually be re.
quircd, instead of using our materials,
labor and capacity to certain extent
in making sizes and styles which would
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-06-08
WASHINGTON ROADS.
Western WASHINGTON

Cascade Scenic Highway-Open from
Coast towns to Index, and in good con
dition. Closed ON account Of bridge.
washed out between Index and Tygh
Should be open about July l..
Arlington -Darrington-Open and in
good condition, Arlington to Fortsop
Passable for machines, Fortson to Dar.
rington.
Tieton Basin Wagon Road-Open and
IN permanent summer condition. Road
is used during the summer by campers
and tourists There is very little fire
danger along this road, and plenty of
good camping places along the Tieton.
Sunset Highway-Open between Sea
tile and Snoqualmie Pass and in good
condition. Passable, Snoqualmie Pass
to Easton, but still muddy. In good
condition, Easton to Gle Elum.
Olympic Highway-Open and in good
condition between Olympia and Quini-
ault Lake. Open and in fair condition
between Olympia and Discovery Bay.
Good condition, Discovery Bay to Pied.
mont. Open and in fair condition, Fair.
holm to Mora and Forks.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-06-08
Third Anniversary Of
the ChevroIe. AGO"

Automobile enthusiasts and dealers
throughout the west are looking forward
to June 18th, when one of the most
novel birthdays ever celebrated in this
part of the country will be fittiinglv
recognized. The occasion will be The
third anniversary of the advent of the
490 - Chevrolet on the coast, and
Doth its present owner and its admirers
generally are planning 70 nonor the
pioneer for its record Of long, strenu-
Gus and continuous service.
The history Of this particular Chevro-
let reads like a romance Of mechanical
perfection. In its Life Book it has
changed ownership but twice, coming
right from the factory to two dealers
working in partnership, and from them
TO the Sierra Power company and Frank
Pefham, III whose name it is now listed.
Winter and summer, over bleak and
sandy desert trails, into wind swept and
snow clogged mountain roaGs, ,ns ,Or
has done its toll without a falter and
even when nearing the hundred thous.
and mile mark Of service, it accepts and
performs tasks of endurance and power
that newer machines in the Power COM
pany cannot be trusted with.
Way back in June 1915, the Chevro.
let was purchased by Roy Stuart of
Riverside and Ed Reber of San Bernar.
dino They were automobile dealers, and
used the ear jointly as demonstration.
The Chevrolet was an immediate sue.
cess, and the demand was greater than
the supply. Rehsr and Stuart disposed
of scores of the model, but hung onto
their original car in spite Of bonus off
fers from individuals.
Finally the insistenee of the Sierra
Power company and Frank Perham, ser.
vice man for the big concern, prevailed,
and the pioneer Chevrolet was in charge
# new owner. Perham took the car in
hand as his pet, and from that time
until now (and its days of usefulness
are still many the machine has faced .
life of strenuous service.
Perham and the Sierra Power com
pany look on the Chevrolet as the real
star of their service organization bad
weather broken power lines are common
occurrences in the snow covered noun.
tains and on the wind and sand swept
desert. Waiting for the weather to
clear is impossible in the circumstances
and the run to the scene of trouble must
always be made without waste of a
minute.
Bef ause of its sturdy record for three
years in times when flawless perform.
anee under most trying conditions mean
SO much, the Chevrolet will be henorod 1
not only by Perham, the Sierra Power
company, Stuart and Reber, but by mo.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-06-08
A VERY SUCCESSFUL DRIVE

The big army and navy contest al
the local school came to an end at
lp. m. Friday, May 81, with the picnic
given by the losing army side to the
pupils of the navy
Thelma Delzell succeeded in selling
s315.25 worth of W. S. S. and thrift
stamps and received the first prize OF
two W. S. s., value $40.
Earl Bear, second, with $3.50 receiv.
ed the second prize of one w. S S.
Marie Durfee third, with $2l5.25 re.
|eeived 50 in thrift stamps.
The following pupils received a
thrift card with one stamp affixed as
the leader in sales in their respective
classes;
Thelma Barnett LIST grade. Elenor
Moore I'd grade, II. Brown 4th grade,
Emma Moore 5th grade, Doris Barnett
9th grade. Mildred Martin 7th grade.
Mizpah Palmerton Sth grade, Hale
Mickey 9th grade, Sybil Peetz 10th
grade, d. Witzel llth grade.
The total value of stamps sold dur
ing the contest, was Prize stamps
SCI, army sold s75l.5o, navy sold
slO6O.75, which makes total Of ST.
sI3.25
The following teachers and direct
oFs Of the school, and local business
men each did their bit by donating
one dollar with which to buy the prize
stamps. D. NJ. Butler, b. A. Teats, Eliz-
abeth Cornelius. Olive Kincaid. Dora
Gray, Mrs. A. L. Haraier, Fred Gath,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-06-08
EASTERN OREGON.

Sparta-East Eagle Park-Open and
IN fair condition between Sparta and
East Eagle Park.
Baker-Cornueopia Road-Open and in
fair condition between Baker and
Cornueopia.
Baker-Prairie City-Open and pass.
able for all vehicles between Baker and
Prairie City, but in poor condition.
Milton-To -Tollgate-0Jcn and in good
condition between Milton and Swing
Hill. Closed by snow beyond Swing
Hill. No detour is possible. Snow is
about two feet deep through the noun
tains and is melting very slowly.
Hardman-Spray-0pen and passable
for machines for entire route.
Prineville- -Mitchell-Pasable between
Oehoco Station and Wheeler. Crook
county line. Open and in excellent con.
dltion between county line and Beaver
Ranger Station. Closed through Bridge
Creek canyon, but passage may be made
by detour through Myers canyon. 1t
should be open by June 10Th.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1918-06-08

torists generally throughout the section
in which the car has shown such excep
tional merit.
Many times during the past three win
tiers the Chevrolet has worked its way
to a broken power line with load Of
repair men, and by it, reaching the spot
without delay has kept tbs juice on
over wide area, permitting many in
dustries to continue and keeping the
light burning in thousands of homes
and scores of Southern cities.