Evening journal., 1918-08-20
KEYSTONE FIELD CLUB
WEEKLY HABBADABBA

when all the pretty girls go over 20
become war nurses, whut will follow,
Boyerf
How Is II, Mckee, that you are al
ways 80 gay and happyf Well, YOU
see. Lefty, every time | sit down TO
worry I fall asleep and don't wake up
until the whistle blows.
Broomell says that powder doesn't
seem TO change his girls complexion
any. Why not make her try dynamite,
Broom?
Since Abe Haber has bought that
rocky Ford. he is having a rattlins
good time.
What's the hurry, zeslandf Just re-
ceyed a telegram that my wife's hus-
band is almost dead and l must get
there before he makes his will.
Don't you really think. Barclay, that
fishing Is good exerclse2 Posolutely.
when you fall overheard from excite
ment.
What was the best thing you ever
caught on your fishing trip. Bsrclayf
Smelling salts, should say.
Land says that Barclay is 50 mean
that he even begrudges the fish the
bait
Brlsco, you must have been making
love 10 those pretty French girls while
you were In France. What makes you
think so, Dearie? Because you have
improved so wonderfully.
Listen, Midge, this Is confidential be
tween you and ! didn't marry for
beauty nor did / marry for wealth, po-
sition or honor. ] married for sympa-
thy. Sorry, sorry. Virgins, but am glad
you did.
Blddle says he had a queer dream the
other night. He saw strange man
run away with his wife.
Some Of the members are criticiz- /
ing the pickup man for giving more
publicity 90 Eta than 20 worthy mem |
bers that pay rent. We know it's so, |
but remember that all good clubs must
have their substitutes
Stroh, could you tell me how many |
stars there are In the celestial heaven2 /
Seen all Of them, Mr.. Pogue, the night |
I fought IN PennsgrOve. but 10 never /
entered my mind to count them.
Hackett's vocation must be that Of a
doctor or lawyer. He Is always 10 be |
found where he ought not TO be.
They say that Leon Franklin Is very
docile and apt TO amount TO something
some day when he grows up.
Hackett, Barclay and two strangers
were playing Pinochle in one Of the /
local cafes. One Of the strangers. how |
ever. was constantly finding fault with |
Hackett's playing. And when Hackett ]
threw a diamond on a lead spade, the 4
strange party became rather infuriated /
Look here, he began shouting across
the table, in high pitch, darn your soul,
Hack. haven't you got black suit? oh
yes. calculated Hack with a fiery CLEAN
in his eyes and III be wearing IL at
your funeral II you can't keep a secret.
Jimmy Parrappas, the little Greek
demon, will be seen in real action
again on Friday evening. when he meets
Black Bear, the CheerOcket Indian, in
a return match.
Doctor. I am suffering from insomnia
and am seeking your aid II Is not in
sOmnia you are suffering from Mr..
Graham. you are totally nerve wrecked
and need a long vacation. But please
doctor can't YOU make me neryy enough
10 ask for one2
Bank Robert is on his way "a Oyster
Bay, paying ex-President Roosevelt a
visit while on his vacation.
When Mldge Mclaughlin used 70 he
foreman over the hog carriers in his
younger days and very proud OF his
muscular powers, he challenged TO lick
any man working under him. burly
looking lrshman overhead the chal-
lengs and said: do you think you
could ever lick a fellow Ike me2"
We'll all right" said Midge. "gO TO
The tlmekeeper and get your money, !
won't keep a man working under me
can't lick"
Hackett sings good and well. He
must have had his voice cultivated
Perhaps you are rlght Boyer but some
say he had it irrigated quite often.
Herman Reed believes that things he
Eats must influence his dreams. He ate
,hieken croqusttes the other day and
dreamed about bull fights.
That was a remarkable bright girl {
you were speaking 10 Crustia. 10 must
1e rather hard to keep up with herr
You've said It Mslcom you won't be- s
ieve me what a relief II was when !
saw you coming.
Lefty Goldey and Joe Jacobs are
getting in trim for their noon bout at D
iarlans. iT
Peter Heslln IL getting hack In old
orm. He donned the mitts the other
light and even surprised Hsckett with r
lis attacks. c
Big Heffner soon will be seen In real
Iction with the football squad, HIS n
avorite game. {
What's the matter Ellis? The doctor :
ust informed me that ! should leave ! b