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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

On September go. at Boston Mass
international Association Of Plaster
rs Of the United States and Canada
viii convene
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

A single scale from salmon viii
iell you ~ owners agc. aud whether
hi' plckings have been slim OF The o..
r site
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

"a Thursday. September 2c,h Mrs
Hort
Miss Ida Nlhla, \ Was here from
rcnca city YESTERDAY aud she viii re-
tern within Two weeks 20 remaiI
longer.
Mrs W n Boaseu mas returned
T i.om an extended visit in Kansas Ciis
and other points
Fred Hron. Frederick iBoassn ans
/. nest Pratt are among the Guthrie
boys registered d, the State uniser-
siiy
AIr. aud Mrs Walter Hsrrlck viii
u rive from Texas for visit with Mr.
al d Mrs G + IIerrick
Card have been received announc-
irg the safe arr..al overseas Of Cor
poral Theodore tiison.
cinner Party
Miss Nina Bronson Is entertaining
: number OF her friends with q din
r,r at her home IL . East Nobk
very interesting letter from SGT.
Ross WARNER is printed in recent
edition ot the Literary Dlgcst
close OF the afternoon punch was ser
sed 10 about one hundred ladies from
an over The county by Airs Johnson
Mrs Bryce Hammers. Miss ca,olt
AID Miss Louise Askew. followed by
al automobile ride over The city.
Attention Missionary Society
The Womans Foreign Missionary
society will hold a most important
called meeting AZ the West NJ -
church tonight after prayer meeting.
The Shakespeare club viii not be
Sin its meetings Tor some time on &C
count OF The many demands upon the
time OF the members for various war
A, ark
War mothers are eongrsiulating
Mrs l. @. Owens pre- ident OF the
local organization on the excellent
raper written by her and printed in
tuesdays Daily leader
kEPUBLICANs-lo ..
The Republicans OF this county held
= convention thi5 afternoon TO select
-,legates TO hthe state convention at !
oklahoma City. rext Friday.
There was .air attendance and
The usual resolutions were passed |,
Hon. Horace G. McKecyer. OF Enid |
Republican nominee for governor. was |
present and made the principal ad |
i-ess.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

One hnnded and slssy five miliion
lutgssen tllamenf lamps we're sold In
lhc United STATES for the year leif
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18


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has dosp lue lsia
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Pr i'irrre si4sa.4s
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18
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Wednesday.
Amlcisia lnil--Ked Gross Rssms-
G. A. R--carnegie Library.
Thursday.
BAPTIST Circle Church al $50
Friday.
War Mothers Carnegie Libfary
Saturday.
q o o Ciah-~Mr aud Mrs Gcoegs
Paddock.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

Rev Forrest Maddox. pastor OF the
FIRST Baptist church will deliver an
interesting bible sermon Eternal
Punishment" this evening at o'clock
At 700 west Noble avenue All are
invited.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

A five wheeled yeloclpede with the
driving wheel In the center IL a nov
city for children
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18
OLEY KIDNEY, Pill ? |. !!

sroRrroRN SALE of registered
cattle ss 10. 80 81 the faIs grounds TO.
morrow.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

Mississippi unians have or
State federation
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

Toronto tCanadal phouc girls have
! uuien Of 200 members.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

Railroad TclsgTapher's inieFua
sional has membership OF 10000.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

Coz hegins 10 l,se It's charm as soon
~ one doesn't care 10 talk about his
game.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

sugar bowls have b~au hAnlshsl
from American dining rars travels
is served his portion Of sugar and -
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

Many of shs larger hniais OF m,
country are using Hs zane sugar n
pastries and d~assrss
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

kvata "e
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

'AI sHouA Gar. Osf.A. sur.
sfssA = MuAianS vcaAotss ..t.l se.,.,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

The grea, tanker is seldom q dis
Fuiant He answers other men, ar
gumen's By sia,i,g the truth as he
sees l-~D Marcn
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18
WlEY KIDNEY f'ILf
D. 3AcNAcHk sigNrrs Ase sllrsl
FOOD NOTES

Ever producing farm 10 ayaams
Of victory.
We arc hare ~ gree, happeains.
Shall ws surrender our lnhar,sanr~s !
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

The ladies Aid OF the NJ + church
"a Thursday. September sG.h Mrs
Hort
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

liy your thrift yea will help dectc the fate OF iha
world--Bny War savings Stamps
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

Miss Ida Nlhia, X Was here from
ronca city yester lay aud she will re-
tErn within two weeks 10 remail
longer,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-09-18

The school children are havlm
their inning at The fair today Tb,
first military drill by boys and girh
OF thc high school was given this af
ternoon
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30

u irritable. oblIsing you to seek rslia
during the night; when you have -
we're headaches. nervous and dissy
spells. sleeplessness. acid stomach OF
rheumatism In bad weather. got from
your pharmacist about four ounces
OF Jad Salts; take q tablespoonful In .
glass OF water before breakfast each
morning and In . few days your I'D
neys will act nne. This famous salts
IL made from the acid Of grapes sne
lemon juice. combined with lithia. an
mas been used for generations to hush
When your kidneys ache and fss'
and stimulate closged kidneys. to nss'
traliss the acids In urine 20 II II %
longer . source Of irritation. thus end
Ing urinary and bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and cannee
lnJurs; makes delightful e6srvesesas
''thia water drink. and nobody eas
make . mistake BY taking . little ~
easlonally To keep the kidnsys eleas
and setivs.-Aav I,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30

LONDON. Jan. ls.-(Correspond'
eace OF the Associated Pressl-To ef.
fec, a saving In coal and its by-pro.
dae,s. oficiAily estimated At loo..
ooe. 600 pounds . year. the British
ministry OF reconstruction has ap.
proved a scheme for supplying all the
industries in Great Britain with cheap
electric power, generated at big "su.
per-power stations" not more than
sixteen for the whole OF the country.
The scheme Is one Of the most ambi.
sious that has jet been worked out to
enable the country 90 recover from
the economic losses Of the war. lts
details are given In . report from the
coal conservation committee Of the
ministry o. reconstruction.
TIE amount Of coal used to pro.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30

makes or mars the face. When II
fades. turns gray or streaked. just an
application or two OF Sage and Sui.
phur enhances It's appearance u hun
dred fold.
Don't bother to prepare the mix
ture: you can get this famous old
recipe improved by the addition Of
other ingredients for 80 cents a large
bottle. all ready for use. II Is called
wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound.
This can always be depended upon to
bring back the natural color and ius.
tre OF your hair.
Everybody uses "Wyeth'x' Sage
and Sulphur Compound now because
II darkens 20 naturally and evenly
that nobody can tell II has been ap.
piled. You simply dampen u sponge
or soft brush with II and draw this
through the hair. taking one small
strand At time; by morning the gray
hair has disappeared. and after an.
other application II becomes bea Il.
fully dark and appears glossy aud lus-
trous. This ready-to-uss preparation
10 . delightful toilet requisite for
those who desire dark hair and a
youthful appearance. II IL not In
tended for the cure. mitigation or
prevention Of disease.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30
GERMAN
GETS AN
EASY lob
WE PREDICT THAT THIS MAN
WILL HAVE A SOFT SNAP FOR
SOME TIME 10 COME-WII.I.
"GOvERN" At LONG DISTANCE

AMSTERDAM, Jan. 3O.-The Ger.
man emperor has appointed Privy
Councillor Haber to be governor OF
the German colony OF New Guinea.
The Cologne Volk ezitung explains:
1T may sound curious that q gov
ernor should be appointed to region
which we have lost during the war.
but the fact Is thus clearly empha-
sized that Germany has no intention
Of ren0uncing her colonies"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30

WITH THE AMERICAN ARMY IN
FRANCE. Jan. ls.-(correspondence
o: the Associated Press)-correst
time soon will Be transmitted to the
entire Ameriean expeditionary force
over its own system Of telegraph
lines. Al present wireless stations
each day At q certain hour pick from
the air figures flashed from Paris BY
which the clocks Of the army are syn
chronised. This method does not in.
sure absolute accuracy.
When the last links Of the tele-
graph system are connected. each day
At IL O'Clock . simultaneous signal
will be sent to every station. 20 that
thru the existing sons and. later on,
at the front - we'll. clocks and
watches will show the same time,
This experimentation is dssirsbls un.
der present conditions. and II is "a
absolute necessity with troops at the
front when. for instance. orders may
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30
NewScher1leF For
Power England

duee Industrial power in the United
Kingdom 10 about 10000, 600 tons
yearly. The new project, It is claim
I'd. would enable the same amount Of
POWER to be produced with an expend-
iture OF only $4,000. 900 tons, and the
$1,000. 900 tons saved would repre-
sen, not only economy in mining, but
slso a gigantic economy In transport.
The committee. however, does no, be-
lievc that the change will mean the
mining OF less coal. but rather that
Great Britain will enormously In
crease its amount Of Industrial horse
power, and the extent to which this
can be raised. Il 10 explained, Is one
Of the main conditions necessary for a
general rise in national standards OF
life.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30

BEND. Jan. 30.-Thomas Gordon.
who recently advertised for . wife on
the impetus that - soon - he could
display . marriage license he would
receive $4,000 from q relative In
Europe. is now In line for the money.
He was married Wednesday afternoon
to Mrs. Della Norris OF this city by
Rev. q. u. williams OF the Christian
church. Both participants are 40
years Of age.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30
Bend Bachelor
Marries For Money

A contract was signed by which the
couple would 60 $3.50. Should any
disagreement arise the wife will have
. right to half the fortune. e. p.
Jeck. Mrs. Jeck and Francis Morris
acted a. witnesses. So far as is now
known the couple will make their
home In Bend. A copy OF the mar
riage license has been sent to Europe,
and the arrival Of the money " ex-
pected at an early date.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30
MEAT INJURIOUS
TO THE KIDNEYS
TAKE A TAOLGOPooNFuL on
sAlTs lF BACK HuRrS on
olAooER TRouOlGS

We are nation Of meat eaters and
our blood u nllsd with uric acid, says Z
we'll known authority. who warns IN
to bs constantly on guard against kid.
uey trouble.
The kidneys do their utmoat to free
tns blood OF this Irritating acid. but
become weak from the overwork: they
got slusCsh: the sliminativs tissues
clog and thus the waste ID rstainsd In
INC blood to poison the entire system.
iiks 'umps Of lead. and you have sting.
'nG pains In the back or the urine 10
cloudy. sull OF sediment, OF The blsddsr
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30

PORTLAND. Jan se.-'such an
order. II issued. would be unfair and
unjust 70 The lumber Industry IN the
Sorthvea.- h the general expression
m the representative lEnber ope-at-
orx uho discussed The possibility Of
N e1scsffve oder from President
wnaoe estaSfishins the eieht-hour
Aay.
But saie one q the leading op-
ersaosl. Who also b doing mpeh 10 aid
The euvernmeni lumber program in
tie Northwest IL Pre1eens Wilson
iosas sseA ., order. ve vii have to
esssvs T.
TO comply. hcverer. yin mean .
rsasessoa oil per cent in the output
bosA froo the woods and the mills A
Ieosrsspondins decrease In output may
- expected IN providing ships tim
bsn and airplane stock.
The Northwest lumber industry ID
payiag nov the highest wages In il
history: b paying the highest wages
received By labor in the lumber IN.
dustry In the world.
In other sections. the South. fol
Instance. labor receives less and works
- much - IN ll.hour day.
"0uf labor 10 better satisfied than !,
ever was. and b more inspired with
the patriotic necessity Of . maximum
lumber output"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30
Middle Aged Men Are
Preparing for Combat

regular exercise. now are regular at
tendants at the two or three times q
week classes which are being held In
the larger athletic organizations OF
the country. Practically all these
men are drilling with the home
guards organizations or are nttins
themselves for these organizations In
the event that their services are re-
Quired.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30
8-HOUR DAY
IS SBEL|EvED
IMPENDING
MANUFACTURERS FEAR RESULTS
OF EXPECTED ORDER FROM
PRESIDENT CREATING EIGHT.
BOrR DAY FOR LUABERMEN
OF NORTHWEST

WASHINGTON. d. C., Jan SO
IA presidential order placing the North
rest lumber industry or an eight
hour day basis is believed imminent.
senator Chamberlain, after consult.
ins Secretary Wilson Of the depart
men, o. labor. and making a protest.
feels tha; the secretary considers the
order peceassry. and that the psesi-
Den, will act. despite . protest from
.he lumber interests-
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30

SAN FRANCISCO. Jan. 3O.-Re.
ports from all parts Of the country
show an unprecedented number Of
middle aged men who are members
Of regular athletic clubs. enrolled In
the physical culture classes. This ID
described a. being directly due to the
war.
Men who In the past have given
little or no attention to the matter 0i
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30
cOXsPIRATORs MUST
GO no PRISON

WARRINGTON. Jan. 3O.-Emms
Goldman and Alexander Berkman,
convicted Of conspiracy to interfere
with the operation Of the selective
draft Law. must 90 to prison. the su'
prsme Court directing that the man.
date providing for the execution oi
the sentence should be issued forth
with.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30
Uncle Sam Is Now
Making Much Money

mand for coins Of all denominat tions.
No gold Is being minted at present.
but halves. quarters. dimes. nickels
and pennies are being turned out by
the million. A double force Of work.
men keep the mint going sixteen
hours . day. and more men are en-
ployed now than ever before.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30
ngouLyo WILL eTARTLE kLAM
& ATTN FALLs fE8

People report quick results from
pufe Lavoptik eye wash. A sid With
veak stsainsd eyes was hslpsd BY
0oeD appliestioa. Her mother could
~ ~ " sssd because Of eys pains.
q - week her trouble was soas. A
enAll bettle q Layoptik y suarantssd
- ~ EVERY CASE vsak. strained
eel1ne1ne1 syss. ONE Wash startlss
tt6 ~ lIak sssuits. Aluminium sys
l':naa Drug ca-Aav'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30
U.S.. Wire Lines Now
Cover French Domain

specify that some operation IL to be
carried out at one point at q certain
time and another operation at another
point At an another time. The sue.
cess OF both operations may depend
upon them being launched virtually
on the second.
Miles upon miles OF telegraph lines
are strung On poles labeled ~. 8. A."
now stretch thru France. They may
be found running to base ports. Gig
tagging thru the instruction zone over
the hills. thru = valley. along q road
side. On some OF the poles there are
double crossbones. supporting In
many cases a. many as ten wires.
There IL q complete system Of oper-
ators and control exchanges. as vel!
- . considerable force OF linemen
and repair men. quite q number Of
whom worked for telephone and tele-
graph companies In the United States
before the war. The service" leaves
little IL anything to be desired.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30

Travellers accident and health
premiums for 1917 amounted %
nearly &6,OOO.O 900. Fair treatment
Of policy holders has made this poasi.
hle. Ask ChilcOte.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30

PHILADELPHIA. Jan. 30.-Uncls
Sans largest money factory. the Phil.
adslphia mint. II working these days
a. II never worked before In the his.
tory Of the country. This IL In the
natural order Of things. because the
war has created unprecedented Do.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30

9savalsss pscer1 ~ 1917 sheWs
1Gso tAAn oloS, -, 80 q ~ NE
b01neas ~ Dsw wv eest DsdelD
~ \. - ChiDceto. .
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30
0RPnEUS 1nEA1R
TONIGHT
EsAsl Clayts. In
~YAxKEE PLuox"
WITH lsesaagu Love

~ this feature at this thsatsr. and
~ the startling development and eli.
Msx Of this story.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30
.SlGE TEA TURNS
GRAY HAIR DARK
IT'S GRANDMOTHER's RECIPE TO
BRING RACK COLOR AND LIS,
TIRE TO HAIR

That beautiful. even shade Of dark.
glossy hair can only bs had BY brew.
Ing . mixture OF Sage Tea and Sui.
phur. Your hair IL your charm. II
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30

Cnrrier ms viii call % an sub
seriosrs In The city vho have not paid
sAsie subseslsssons il sdvasce- on the
nsse SATURDAY OF each noath to col
~. Sasecribers are kindly reasees-
q - arrange TO have the money
ruoly for tAe boys uhea they call. -
- carrier Aas from lee 20 1se 30
- - ca,1 aysn-
q - y psusaAfy - aiOuat1nse
sn sshau1ps1sas - pasd - b. IL
lSen q d 0suRA. snAs8 spocnl ~
nnGnGnb ass aAAs = thiS OoO
- narDsnas q srhsC1yf3aes
- . e 0uns anniaEa1R - sAe cnS-
- - = n ase ss1sn0n9 schsa
0unng - Unsk
EvEkDsc HERALD
FOR RUef
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,6anDoG 3S-les
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saaaraarprrsp~sssss-s>a~s
l01eAina svsaue. 3o-sts
WANTED -Chiekeas: pay lsc h.. {
q. D. Malta. 4 Kaliaa. 3S-3ts
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nsas First. 70 exchange for gooA 90
Oe eeoek. Address $50 Michigaa ave
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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30

aaslV bas1s pssaplly ssssuast
- CAlasses. .
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-01-30

NIL MN WAleTD-An winter ~
NJ GRDoglonood mn ~ aaA lunbel
Do0D: blg Wages: e1oelleat Dsoe
h6oso: ~ esbens: sleets1e nGAts:
0eaS - heas& TelsDAoos . Modes
Inbes O. CAiloauia. ovs0ea. 3tu
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-06-27
WALTER THOMAS .
MILLS ARRESTED

Walter Thomas Mills. Socialist,
who has been campaigning in North
Dakota for the Nonpartisan league
is at liberty under $4,000 bonds to
answer the charge of using language
with intent to cause INSTRUMENTATION,
disloyalty, mutiny and refusal Of duty
in the military and naval forces OF
the United States" and of "wilfully
obstructing and attempting to OBJ
struct recruiting and enlistment ser
vice of the United States" in his ad-
dress at a league rally in Island Park
Tuesday afternoon.
Mr. Mills was arrested in Fargo
Wednesday afternoon on a complaint
fled with Col. M. A. Hildreth, United
States district attorney, and arraign-
ed before A. W. Cupler United States
commissioner. His bonds were sign
ed by T. B. Wood and Godfried Jen-
sen, league members. He must APP
pear in federal court here next fall,
Mr.. Mills is charged with stating
that only the sons of the common
people would die on the battle fields
in France, and for every 1000 Of them
that fell an additional millionaire
would be created. He declares he
was misquoted.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-06-27
Veteran Pastor
Answers Gall

Rev. ]. Ransom Hall. Is, for years
pastor Of the Baptist churches at
HaFley Mimi. and Glendale, Calvin
and other points in North Dakota,
died at his home in Cannon Falls,
Mimi, according to word reaching
Fargo. Rev. Mr.. Hall was the father
OF Frank D. Hall. Fargo superin-
dren's home. His widow also sur
wives. "a
Funeral services were simple, in
accordance to Rev. Mr.. Halls wishes
Rev. Mr.. Hall was a.sveteran of the
Civil war. and member OF the Scot
fish Rite bodies of Fargo. He was
at one time knight commander, court
of honor.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-06-27
Dinner Stories

1
The new teacher, addressing the
children, said: Now, my little boys
and girls, want you to be very still
so still that you can hear pin
drop"
They were all silent for a moment,
when one cried out at the top OF her
voice, LET her drop!"
Professor Graves was q member
of a college faculty who had the not
uncommon scholastic failing Of alb
sent .mindedness. One day, it ap-
pears, his married sister favored him
| for long time with loud praises OF
her first born. When she paused for
| breath at the end of her recital the
professor felt that 1t was incumbent
upon him to say something.
| Can he waikiki" he asked, with at
fected interest.
walk? Why, he's been walking
now for five months!" ...
"Is that so?" murmured the pro-
lessor, lapsing into reflection. What
a long way he must have gone"
"a. farmer the other day took a
plowshare to the blacksmith's to be
sharpened, and while the blacksmith
worked the farmer chuckled and
Dragged about sale Of hogs he had
just made.
Them hogs was only eight
months old he said, and none too
fat, nuther; but seen that the buyer
was at his wits end, and by skillful
5ugglin' I boosted up the price on
him just 300 per cent. Yes, by gum,
got three times more for them
hogs than !. ulster get before the
war
a'The plowshare being done, the
farmer handed the smith SO cents.
Hold on said the smith, I
charge $3.50 for that Job now.'
You scandaIous rascal! yelled
1 the farmer. What do you mean by
| treblin' your price on me? What
4 have you done it for"
GIVE done it, said the blacksmith,
| SOS I'll be able to eat some OF that
high priced pork of yours this win
ter"
The near-sighted humorist hap
| pened to bump into a pedestrian
who had a crouch. The pedestrian
| grew pugnacious. Take off them
glasses and I'LL punch your face for
YOU" he cried.
sBut. my dear sir" said the hui
morist calmly, 1T is quite against
the custom, you know. Who ever
heard OF ordering off the glasses be-
/ fore the punch was served?"
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White Hats ct HoldeEnaan ~. ADV.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-06-27

"Put it up to men who
know your market"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-06-27
Fine Promotion
For c. r. Fouts

Second Lieutenant Chester r
Fouts, formerly OF Walker Bros. 8
Hardy. now in the financial depart.
ment Of the depot quartermaster
New York; has been promoted tc
first lieutenant. according to word
received in Fargo.
Lieutenant Fouts is a graduate OF
the first officers training camp al
Fort Smelling.
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