The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-03
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Advice.
Men, you should be up and doing,
II a fortune you're pursuinEi
And this docs not mean. my brothers,
To be up and doing others.
Oil
"Why do women dislike n serial
,storyH asked Mr.. Bachelor
Because they cant tell how il Is
going to end until it Is finished" re-
piled Mr.. Benedict.
OUCH
Loud In her dress Ia Rosie Rice.
She thinks gay clothes are swell;
She wears a bird OF paradise,
And yet she looks like-hades.
Surel
do you believe that good luck
charms will cause fortune 10 come
mans wayi" asked Smith.
Eyes, replied Jones, "iSy you happen
10 Ut llC UlhU NUu ~ bNllluK tilCtU VI
the boobs who carry them"
No Joke.
"A man feels tough when luck has hurled
Him down" said wise old Mac.
IT'S pretty hard TO face the world
When you are on your back"
Haw, Hawl
"To err is human" observed the pro.
fenor,
Then the players on the team this
year are certainly very human" COM
mented the manager Of the ball club.
Good Dope.
The try-out time comes TO all men,
when you should be your best;
Sec that you don't get testy, when
They put you TO the test
Wen Make a Torpedo Out Of Him.
| Houston Post
To Luke McLuke: Master Buste,
Hull OF Houston wants to join the club
Will he have to wait until he is 2lp
Oh, Boyl
O. p. Joyful, of Utica, N. Y. has
agreed to lead the Sunshine Class 10
the Club.
Mercy
When you hear that phonograph ~
that player piano going day and night
next door you often cuss the man who
sold It to your neighbor. But what we
started to say was that the Dam Music
Store IS located in Brazil, Ind.
Ho, Huml
As usual, Winter is lingering in the
lap of Spring And Miss May January
lives at Cleveland, Ohio.
Policel
A sacred edifice is hardly the place
IN which to start anything. But you
can see Helen Church in Atlanta, Ga.
any Sunday.
Looks,
'On woman's looks don't bet n beam
Advised old Uncle Blaw;
The tiny mouth you ses may mean
An awful lot OF jaw"
Luke MeLuk.
And would have YOU take this tlp,-
Remarked old Brigham Young.
Full or behind a rosy lip
10 hid lengthy tongue"
-Cedartown tGS) STANDARD.
Famous Beds.
Straw
Feather
Flower
Death
Twin
lam.
> fellow
of ease
-bug.--G, w A.
Bless Her Heart!
Maybe she needs Il TO wait on some al
the homely women Anyway Mrs. Good
nature runs the millinery store ia
Brandon, Wis
Fact.
{ "A trousseau 10 quite flimsy. stin,
It's fact" said old man Boone,
"A trousseau very oftsn will
Outwear honeymoon"
4 Luke McLuks.
, A woman's tongue can, without doubt.
Although Ills small ard frail,
III not outwear at least wear out
A great big husky male.
Newark Advoo.t.
Names Is Names.
Oliver Bull lives in Orangeburg, s. c.
> Our Daily Special
The Man Who Is Looking For The
|, Worst OF II Always Finds It.
i -
a Luke hcLuk. Says.
I Husbands differ from nations in that
a the least governed husband is the worst
e governed.
}, What has become of the old fashioned
loaier who whitfield a stick all day long !,
There is no use trying to give a mar
y ried man any advice when he Is down
town. He gets too much Of II al home,
Every time a Princess looks into q
mirror she sees her ideal of feminine
perfection
A man never grudges the s. he pay.
to get the knot tied. But il sure hurts
to have TO pay 200 to get ii united.
The girls are going to do What they
can to make us forget the horrors oi
war this summer Thev are oo;u. IA