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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
FOOD SQUIRTING IN
STOMACH CAUSES
INDIGESTION, GAS
"Pape's Diapepsin" relieves
stomach distress in
five minutes

Wonder what upset your s,ou.
aeh--whioh portion Of the food did
til. GAmagc-do you Well. don't
bother II your stomach Ia In a 70
volt. n sick. gassY and upset. and
what you just ate has fcrmented
aud turned sour. head dizzy and
aches. bslch gases and acids and
eructats undIKestcd food breath
foul. tongue coated just take a
little Papcs Diapcpsin TO help neu.
tralisa acldlty and In five minutes
you wonder what became OF tho In.
digestion and distrcaE.
Millions OF men and women to
day know that IL is needless to
have dyspepsia A little Diapepsin
occasionally keeps the stomach
sweetsued and they cat their favor.
lite foods without fear.
II your stomach doesn't take
care OF your liberal limit wiihou,
rebellion: n your food iE a damage
instead OF help. remember the
quickest. surest. moai harmless re-
lief IA Pape's Diapepsin. which
costs only fifty cents for large
case at drug stores. Tia truly won.
derful-it stops fermentation and
aeidity and sets things straight. 80
gently and easily that It is really
astonishing.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
Answered by E, D. K.

Dear n. u. X Please tell m.
why Col Theodore Roosevelt wears
glasses C. II.
Because he Is suffering from l
trouble.
! have a fairly good education
and am thinking Of writing poetry
for n living. write v~r~. now and
then. but wish TO become regular
poet What l. tho most essential
qualification for such workf-E. c.
You cannot hope 20 bocori, a reg.
uiar poet unless you have vcrne'
a,ility.
Pleas. print in your paper tho
name OF the man who invented the
foot rule --Mins Ros- Buddy.
The foot rui. was not invented By
a man. but BY the woman who fret
yelled at tho children. ~wip, your
feet
Dear =. u. X: Several times
have asked you questions. but you
failed To answer them Hereafter
when ! ask YOU any questions will
answer them myself Then I will
know they will be answered $50
=. O. H.
Why IL q, that actors auarrcls
never amount to anything
Because IL IL 80 easy for them TO
make up.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
By Mrs. {. D. K.

Never throw away pair Of old.
spring bottom pants. Cut the legs
off at the knees and use them as
megaphones.
Never throw away an old billiard
tables cushions. Take them off and
use them on the davenport and
chairs.
In hot weather, always keep n
screen Of some kind over the Ice to
protect II from the flies
An Akron rubber company II man
ufacturing n rubber doorbcll. II
saves the housewife and maid the
trouble OF answering calls Mt the door
Some more winter sport
Talking about cold baths.
Taking warm ones.
Tho man who's pushed In more
likely to do his best than one who
has a pull.
Fourteen spies. says n member Of
the executive committee OF the
American Defense society, have
been shot In the United States since
war was declared. With high balls7
a man who signs himself Agent"
writes us that we're mistaken In our
prediction that the landlords intend
TO return n days rent to tenants on
account OF Honest Abe Lincolns
birthday next Tuesday. We had an
idea when we wrote It that we were
mistaken.
Cheap talk becomes expensive
when you pay any attention to IL.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06

"A had sharp Pains Like Lightning
Flashes Shooting Through Ny Joints"
In the spring OF tsp1 I was attacked
by Muscular and inflsmnhtory Rheums
tlsm. l suffered aa only those who have
II know. for over three years tried
remedy after remedy. and doctor after
doctor. but such relief a. ! received was
only temporary. Finally ! found a rem
sdy that cured inc completely. and II has
never returned. have given Il TO a
number who were terribly afflicted and
even bedriddcn with rheumatism and
II effected cure In every case
! wnnt every sufferer from any form OF
rheumatic trouble to try this marvellous
healing power. Don't send cent: simply
I'll out the coupon below and I will aend
Il free TO try. After you have used Il
and II has proven Itself 10 be that long
iooksd-for means OF curing your Rheu.
matism, YOU may send the price OF Il,
one dollar. but understand, do not
want your money unless you are nor
fectly satiHfled TO send H. Isn't that
fair7 why suffer any longer when pos
tive relief In thus offered you free
Don't delay. write today
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
CHARGES DISMISSED

Charges aEains; Attorney Edward
~ CoEnynH and G L. Byron OF hAv.
ing filed false certificates IN appiina
ton Of parties for land under the
Isolated land act were dismissed
Tuesday by a. q. Commissioner
Robert W. McCleiland.
Tho evidence showed tina, the land
office has no authority under the
Isolated land &C, TO require any af.
fldRvit whatever.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06

Ia avert the sacrifices ourseveindsed about
peace among the battling ntonsat the end OF infinite patience
our government forced into the conflict wfu and
arrogant violation rights msnaced
eonstan, evidence q ndouz solid
inE people whether dictated merely Of
noble contributing
of worldwide
today by which
know higher han an
citizen The nestnable privilege surely
for the reciprocal obligation
whole hearted In
brayest
splendid
beat traditions Of American Independence
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
PATRIOTISM Is NOTE
OF EAGLES BIG BALL

The eagle will scream Tuesday
night
Patriotism In tho keynote Of the
18Th annual ball Of Seattle Aerie No.
!. Fra,ernAi order OF Eagles. 10 be
given in tho lodge hall
The program is IN tho form Of a
service flag with a star above the
name Of every member In the serv.
lon. Each of the ~ dances IL a pa
trlotic number
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
DISEASE IS
EVER THE SAME

And In view Of this fact a medicine
Ike Hoods Sarsapariiia. which has
been succcasful for more than 30
years. IN safe ore 10 rely upon.
Hoods sapariilA iH known 60
the p~oplo Of America as IN. stand.
ard blood purifier. It's record Ia one
Of general satisfaction and remark
able results. There In nothing bet.
tor aa general tonic and appetite.
maker for weak and run down men.
women and children and old people.
lnvsliis and conyaicacenia
IL In pleasant TO take. aids digea
ton. and supplies the vital organs
with rich rcd blood essential 20 per.
feet health.
Get Hoods sarnaparilia today and
begin TO take u at once
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
TEUT0N PRESS LAUGH AT T.R.;
WILSON EvOKES THEIR WRATH

land In its project Of world conquest
This might have eufaiied some risk.
but what In risk 20 "A sup~rmnn. sum.
'noned TO arms BY the divipe call Of
his kaiser
AZ any rate. nil could have sent
their dollars TO the fatherlaud 10
fight Why didnt the German Amer
leans subject themselves 20 the Same
Tar conditions an the Germans at
homer
IL neither they nor their dol.
lars could fight. why didn't they
keep America out of the war.
Why didn't they nj least do that.
the German newspaper want 10
know.
Why They're for United States
Many men who today would be
f'"a,aAnts. laborers or servants. Just
as their fathers before them had been
IN Germany. have in America become
merchants. manufacturers. public OF.
ficialn. persons OF prominence. They
are well',o-do. Some are million.
aires. Their children. too. have op-
portunities that never could have
been theirs in Germany. Almost
without exception. Germans In Amer.
lea have prospcred and owe more to
tho land Of their adoption than 10 the
hand Of their birth.
But to all this Germany lis blind.
She seems To think that every per.
son OF German birth or descent in
this crisis should be German. and not
American. She oyerlooks entirely
the fact that many Of the Germans
tn America left the fatheriand to cs.
cape army service and other condi-
tons imposed by the -nilitarists.
which are responsible for the world
war
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
May Be of Lasting Benefit

Fact is there's distress whatever in the new food
orders but the contrary. There's other people
earth better able than to get along without wheat
and There's other country with so many substi-
tutes of equal greater food value
The order is simply discipline in the matter of
eating with brains instead of cultivated false tastes The
fellow who misses 20 rs per of in his bread
is like the fellow who can't get along without the dope
in his cigarets
The sacrifice if any, will not be the part of the
poor. They already meatless meals and meatless
days But the order hits people whose ideas of luxury
really conflict with intelligent eating Intelligent eating
be of the lasting good things growing out of the
like government management of railroads and other
corporations of public utility nature.
Hare you registered? Friddy is the last dau
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
QUESTIONS {. D. X.
CANNOT ANSWER

why don't dressmskcrs and MILL
ners have turustiles at their front
doors7-E T. G.
Ny neck Is very tender. DO you
think IL would hurt me II wore a
ruff
The government is talking OF TAX
Ing Off all trains except mail trains
IL IL should do this. what would wc
say when n train r. comlnR--"Ifers
she comes" or Here he comc-"7-
r. G. v.
II n dozen Jack tars have a fight
In the street, Is that a pitched bat
tle?--S. r. ].
| wish you would tell Mr.. Hoover
about one OF my neighbors. she
says IL is vulgar 10 use any kind OF
sugar except refined. Can I have
her arrcsted7--J. H. n.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
Hitting Il on the Head

While the effectiveness of the governments new food
rules de- = largely the willingness of the people "a
comply. mistake has been made in going right to the
of supply in order to control the consumption OF
wheat If mlers don't put "a cent OF wheat into
their flour it certain that consumers will not get more
than that.
1t must be remembered that have some millions OF
alien Germans and pro-Gemans amongst our consumers
overconsumpton of wheat by them would be aid &c
Germany, clearly the burning of elevators ware
houses and ships would be.
But, also have meatess and two porkless
days week and meaess meal day. For the reason
that at this of the people buy two or
three days supply of without danger Of its spelling
the meatess order may not produce satisfactory saving
Why not in the matter of wheat control the
of supply of meats Any reading the OF pack
ers rascay made by Francis Heney and the federal trade
commission will be willing that the government its club
the big butchers.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
OH! THAT AWFUL BACKACHE
IT'S YOUR KIDNEYS

An unhealthy body. and the un-
happiness and misery which follow.
may be prevented by ordinary judg-
and kidneys in shape and you will
have good health. The Kidneys
work Is TO throw off the poisonous
matters which enter the body. IL
they perform this work regularly
and automatically the other organs
viii take care OF themselves.
Diseased conditions OF the bladder
or kidneys are Indicated by ner-
vousncss. sleeplessncss. that tired,
wornout feeling, dizziness. nausea.
backachc. lumbago. rheumatism,
pain in the lower abdomen, many
so-called female troubles" severe
pain and discomfort when urinating.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
Now, Isn't 1t So?

When you analyze the recent Hoover order. find
much that discipline rather than change from
tom. For instance, meatless meal every day.
Isn't it fact that very few families have meat on
their three times day? Certainly the millions in
agricultural pursuits do not Certainly the very poor do
because they cannot afford it. Meat three times day
is largely confined to regular patrons of restaurants and
hotels and really they small proportion of the total
of population.
Then to have two porkless days each week,
leaving five days which consume pork with a
clear conscience. Any who must have pork than
five times week intended for this intelligent
age Nor does the order for two poress days demand
much change in general custom
Actually it is only that part of the order applying to
wheatessness that macks of revolution and brains
tell that there lot of frstcass substitutes for
wheat.
Seattle's bank cledrings Tuesday broke all records
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06

bloody. cloudy and stringy urtH3.
too frequent or suppressed passagyA
All these are natures signals to
warn you OF diseased kidneys or
Brights disease.
Don't wait until the danger ~
upon you. Go to your druggist at
once, Got n trial box OF GOLD
MEDAL Haariem OIL Capsules. They
are made of the pure. original iu1-
ported HARLEM Oil. the Kind your
reat-grandfather used. About two
capsules each day will keep you
toned up and feeling fine. Money
refunded II they do not help you
ported GOLD MkfcaAh brand. n
sealed packages
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06

mofnentouH In results IN the
worlds history isi
stand unitedIy together"
Not only for our country's
own future welfare. but for
the stability and security Of
human government among
the nations Of the earth. II ia
imperative that the material
and moral forces ~ America
should be directed In an alb
roiute unity Of action.
All the allied governments.
aH well aH those 81 the neu-
trails. are looking 90 ur 10 lead
the way In war. aH In the
peace 10 follow. The part
which the United States
should play and IL expected
20 play In the worlds terrible
crisis In n large and command.
ing one. II will be great and
benefioent only in the proper.
ton that IL reflects the degree
Of united purpose Of the Amer.
lean people
Seeking for many fuUnths
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
EAGLES HERE DANCE
UNDER SERVICE FLAG

The Eagles danced under a huge
service flag Tuesday night at their
isth annual hall % s@atiie aerie No
!. y . y Thr program was In the
form u a service fiaK. with star
for each man under the calurs Tho
roll included A. J Wit~hell. killed In
action in France. Sept ~. 1915.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
AN INGENIOUS MAN

N Nc Emms,, hat very cool bath
yesterday, while working on his water
tank his helts Slipped and he vent 10.
No one could set 90 him 20 help htm.
snd all he had 60 get gu, BY was rope.
ana with osefshoes and eNefcoat ~ was
hard climbing Ito worked uii he was
almost nive cut and In desperation
stopped. hot fatiri 90 Ice loose the rope
In vsry short tins his hands frsss So
We would reach as hiEh on the rope as
he could. hold time tiii hts hsnd would
frsste 20 the rope. then blow hts breath
on the lower tiii a termed ioeAs. then
reach asain. - finaily reached the top.
Hts fee, are ffossn. bot be 10 able 70 BE-
At hts business --ochiitrss Crsxl News
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
This is Thrift ceek Do pour bit. Buy 'cdr
Savings stamp. Unrest rs cents tcth Uncle Sam as
starter. Let your money help fight the Hun.
Council Must Consider It at Once

Seattles councilmen should lose time IN determining
their in regard to the Skagt river power SITE
They must either accept reject it.
Uncle Sam has made proposition 1t is now up TO
Seattle to act.
Ii the city decides TO develop the Skagt power propo-
ston development must be launched without delay There
be fencing for time. The government has made
this clear.
Is it "too big bite" the rewards-a vast sup
ply of cheap power-worth paying millions forg
This the council must consder-and consider Mt once
Merely delaying the day of consideration. and burying
the matter in committees is NOT fair to pursue
Corporation Counsel Caldwell whose untiring energy
made the acquisition of this power site possible clearly
points out that the city must act promptly.
The council may not be sufficiently advised MS TO the
decision to make at this time. II il is all the more
apparent why it should take up consideration of
the proposition that it may learn what is necessary
to know before deciding.
The city entitled to action. President Fitzgerald.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
TAC0MANS SET PACE
FOR SMllEAGE DRIVE

CAMP LEWIS. Feb. Tacoma
cl,iESna have purchased 5000 afniio
age books for soldiers Of this camp
The state Ia expected TO triple itH
quota of Is 900 books. BmileaKc
books are sold 10 degray expenses
Of sending theatrical companies 10
army oantonm"n,a and operating
modern theatres Civilians. IN mos,
cases. tuy the books containing al
fnlttAnce tickets. ana send Them 70
soldicra.
San Fernando Valley. In Caiifor'
MIA. has nearly an much hErarul'
turai area az some European eoun'
tries
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
R Rheumatism
Remark sbI~ Home Cure Given by One
Who Had It'll. Wants Every
sufferer 10 Benefit

@~od No Noney--Ju.t your Address
Years 81 awful suffering and misery
have taught this man. Marx n, jack.
son. Of Syracuse. New York. haw terrible
an enemy 70 human happiness fhsuna-
tiHrn IL. and have given him sympathy
~ith all upfoftunatss vho are within it,
grasp. he wants every rheumatic victim,
20 know hos he was cured Read what
10 aaVa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
So Let It Be

Is Gen. Aenby really winning the war; way down
there in Palestine? Certain it is that if Turkey cracks
away from the central alliance Bulgaria goner and
those sroGerman armies in Italy must run for their
Ieutonc holes Then too there would be decided change
In the Russian front-or rear, you want to call it.
Wouldn't it match in fine with the eternal fitness of
things, If the recovery of the Holy Land should
preservation of civilization? "He in mysterious
way, His wonders to perform"
II you hare friend or relatipe in the u. s. service
remind him that this Is the last Week for iasuin0 him
seu NTH Uncle Sam It's the last meek for those aoho
have been in service since October last.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06

u. S. prisoners should icorry II there isn't any
for EN- in jail We imagine they'd Just as soon stay IN
hotels.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
. . . f.. ID. TX. S. . j..
COL YUM

A Ballard man has invented n gas
mask. Put one on your meter
Right cute In Baker 10 tell how
he did things on advice Of General
Wood. Must make Colonel Roose.
Welt throw some fits. in private.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
Allies Look to America to Lead Way
in War, Says Ambassador Sharp
ny WIN. q. SHARP
American Ambassador 10 France

Tho which would send 10 countrymen In
America destined 10 be tho most
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
WE OBTAIN RESULTS

ono word from us and Ralph
iiorr. candidate Tor mayor. does az
he pleaHes. Yesterday We demand.
cd 10 know why he wears mus.
tache. And last Saturday he shaved
IL off
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06

SeattIe's bank clearngs Tuesday broke all records.
Breaking records is getting to be Of popular
sports.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
INCOME TAX
PUZZLES
The Stare Income Tar
Editor WtH Ansper Your
Questions. NAL Them 10
HIM.

OIL arm married. Our children
are all grown up and married. ny
wife and I will live In our own
home. Our sole income for ths
year 1917 consisted Of interest re-
ceived on mortgages and rent re-
ceived from one cottage. Iuterss;
received on mortgage. 1890. rent
received from cottage. ;iss; total
f2,f2s. Tax paid on home. fi0s:
tax paid on cottage. f52: repairs On
cottage. $40. total. fi5s: net 1871
Reg psrdop--wiil you please
remind your relative or friend
In the 4. y. service that he must
take out his insurance this
weekD
But one Of the persons who paid
me interest on mortgage for the
year 1917 also paid me the addi-
tional sum 81 $500 for interest that
he owed me on his mortgage for
the years 1915 and 1915. Must I
make an income tax return7 A.
Yes. Interest was income when re-
ceived. Would be necessary to
make return
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06


forced.
clean u
and thi
zftg)i
|HSef IN
,4ayOrit,
profit 1
ANY
with hi
Tr1inatio
Of his Z
going q
The
made r
and II /
Will be
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06

Evidently S,cih G Co. can't be too speedy for
Francis J. Heney
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06

Come in today for FREE
Examination and Consulta-
ton.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06
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ciared
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06

ON 1918 bought 10 acres u
wild land. Tried TO make a living
In 1917. Failed. Sold one COW e.,
ISIS. one for SIS and one horse
for 800. All other stuff for $500.
Came 10 town about November 10.
I started TO work for s5.25 a day. DO
have 10 make a return7 have
one child. is. A.-No. Above
sales were a return Of capital and
should not be returned as income.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06

OIL am n Canadian. unmarried.
Have resided and worked here for
six months Ny income for 1917
was $500. On the other side I
earned about the same amount II
Il necessary for me TO make ~
turn Ayes. II you are a Cana
dian and claim citizenship and RESI-
idence there. return on the ssoo.
No exemptions allowed you. II
you intend to become q citizen
here or remain. your case will be
slightly different. Then you have
$1,000 exemption and pay tar on
amount in excess Of that s-rn-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06

Hare you registered? Friday is the last dan.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06

al am n married man. In
1871 sold house and lot for 81 500,
al quite a loss. What would
like to know Is will have TO pay
income tax on the money I 70
ceived. Ay--No. Do not inciutG
az income. II you had $4,000 net
income from other sources mako
return.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06

OIL have stock In q corpora
ton which pays government excess
tax. Must l pay income tar on
dividends received from the cor
poration7 Does the same apply to
both stocks and bonds7 A---You
must pay tax on the dividends
provided your net income for 1917
Is $1,000. Otherwise they are ex-
empt. This applies to both stocks
and bonds.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06

Q-Does woman who is IS
years Of age. who supports her
blind boy with rooming house
that Is worth $500. have 20 pay
income taxes or wifi she be c1-
ernpt7 Alt is not question Of
what your property II worth. II
you made 1890 net income for
the year 1917. make a statement
Owing TO the fact that you have
a blind boy dependent upon you.
you are entitled TO an exemption
OF $4,000.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-02-06

Cheap talk becomes expensive
when you pay any attention to II.
The Dermott news., 1918-12-12

To be possessed of head Of heavy,
beautiful hair; soft. lustreus, fluffy.
wavy and free from dandruG Is merely
matter of using little panderine.
1t Is easy and inexpensive to have
nice, soft hair and lots Of II. Just get
small bottle of knowlton's Danderlne
now--lt costs but n few Ccnts-all drug
stores recommend it-apply little as
directed and within ten minutes there
Will be an appearance Of abundance.
freshness, tlufhneSs and an incompara-
bic gloss and lustre, and try rs you
Will YOU cannot find trace Of dandruff
or falling hair; hut your real surprise
viii be after about two weeks use.
when you Will see new halr-ilne and
downy at first-ycS-hut really new
halr-sprouting out all over your scalp
-Danderlne Is. we believe. the only
sure hair grower. destroyer OF dan
druf and cure for itchy scalp, and X
never falls to stop falling hair nj once.
II you want TO prove how pretty and
soft your hair really IS, mo!sten cloth
with a little Danderine and carefully
draw II through your halr-taklng one
small strand NJ n time. Your hair will
be soft. glossy and beautiful in just
few moments-a delightful surprise
awaits everyone Who tries thls.s Adv.