Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-10-08
Old Trader
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OID. DAD TOLD YOU TWO
WARS AGO THAT OCR UNCLE
SAN WOULD DICTATE the TERMS
Of PEACE! TIC told you Tint kAl-
SIR BILL WOULD NOT HAVE
GOOD LUCK ~ GOING OVER the
UTLL q EJAN and Ia KILL tho
rOOH aud the WEAK Of FRANCE
aud DO As ms OLD UNCLE HAD
DONE. He TOLD YOu THAT OUR
StMMIFS WOULD bc THERE LED
by the SPIRIT OF WARRINGTON
aud LAFAYETTE, and THEY
WOULD PUT KAISER BILL BACK
ALL BLEEDING and TORN; HE
TOLD YOU THAT KAISER BILL
WOULD TAKE NOTHING AWAY
WITH HIM BACK OVER the hill!
III SAID OUR SAMMIES WOULD
MAKE KAISER BILL LOOK LIKE
the RICH MAN WHEN HE
BEGGED for LAZARUS ana the
DROP OF WATER: hut ABRAHAM
TOLD the RICH MAN thnt THERE
WAS NOTHING DOING; THAT HE
HAD HAD HIS DAY and NOW HE
MUST TAKE HE'LL! WATCH our
SAMMIFS GIVE THE SAME DOSE
to the KAISER.
OUR BRAVE SONS HAVE OLD
FRITZ STAGGERING. BuY MORE
LIBERTY today, and HELP
90 GIVE HIM THE FINAL KNOCK
OCT BLOW and MAKE HIM LAY
THERE for tho COUNT. REMEM-
BIER THIS Is NOT ROOSEvEIT"S
nor>WILSON'S WAR, for THEY are
ONLY COMMON CLAY; But THEY
REPRESENT the MINDS Of the
PEOPLE Of TODAY! THIS Is n
WAR OF FREEDOM for the WHOLE
WORLD. and EVERY HUMAN BE.
ING IL VITALITY INTERESTED As
MUCH SO As the POOR WIDOW
WHO GAVE JfER MITE. SHE
GAVE HEIR ALL; SHE COULD DO
NO MORE! But GOD BLESSED
HER. THIS Is n RIGHTEOUS WAR
ON OUR PART. OUR SONS ARE
NOW IN FRANCE BLEEDING and
DYING. WHAT SHALL WE DO?
BE As GAME as the POOR WIDOW
n YOU CAN DO NO MORE. BUY
25c STAMP. BUY UNTIL 1T
HURTS, II IN only LOAN to
OUR UNCLE SAM. You have the
BEST SECURITY on earth, and you
get your money bnck with INTER
EST. YOU LOSE NOTHING. so
DUY MORE BONDS TODAY and
LET'S PUT FRITZ ont of BUSI-
NESS and LET OUR SONS COME
HOME. (NO COMPROMISE.)
OLD TRADER will swap you any
thing Inc HAS on EARTH for LIB-
EltTY BONDS, BABY BONDS and
WAR SAVING STAMPS. No DIS
COUNT. But YOU MUST AGREE to
buy more. II you OWE OLD
TRADER on YOUR HOMF, please
read your CONTRACT for his
BOOKKEEPER II NOW here and
YOU MUST pay up or GET OUT, or
SHOW BAD LUCK. "a Reason
why.) For no sChcming will get YOU
by OLD TRADER, for Old DAD l.
an OLD KID and HAS BEEN
SKINNED before and HE Is looking
for YOU. BE HONEST. hr FAIR
Come I'm and fix Il up and SAVE
YOUR HOME!!
If YOU arc UNFAIR and TNDE-
SERVING and TRYING to take ad.
Vantage Of tho good NATURE Of
OLD TRADER, we will have To nut
you out and give your place To SOME
poor FAMILY, who Is deserving and
who have RABIES and NEED n
HOME.
Some say OLD TRADER Is
CRAZY about HOMES and BABIES.
for you must bc DOWN and OUT
and bc POOR as LAZARUS be-
fore you stand In with OLD TRAD
ER. Then OLD TRADER will 60
you FIFTY-FIETY.
We still have II FEW CHOICE
LOTS and ACRE TRACTS In GAR
DEN CITY and MARYLAND GAR
DEN to sell 10 laboring MEN who
are deserving, who own and SUPPORT
BABIES. We will sell them on the
installmcnt plan. just like RENT.
hut II YOU arc not MAN enough to
own and support u BABY, please do
not waste you TIME with OLD
TRADER, for OLD TRADER Is
praying that you will he sent 10 the
TRENCHES OF FRANCE.
MOTHER TRADER has n COM
plctc line OF STAR BRAND SHOES.
the best there are to bc HAD. Also
n complete line of MEMS clothing,
underwear, hose, everything YOU
need 20 keep you WARM when the
COLD WINTER WINDS begin 10
BLOW.
Please remember your LIBERTY
BONDS, YOUR WAR SAVING
STAMPS and your BABY BONDS
nrc worth HUNDRED GENTS on
the DOLLAR to MRS. TRADER.
They will buy anything she has on
EARTH, TO HER HOME.
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