South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-12-29
MISHAWAKA NEWS
NeOsmes Office l2O Lincoln Way West Home Phone 49, Bell

"A German with gun is going to be
curiosity after a little.
A society writer says women wear
clothes TO please the men Appar-
emily. then. it takes very little
clothes to please them.
And the soldiers served who also
waited in the camps.
II may turn out after all that the
peace conference itself will be har-
monious, leaving all the wrangling
to American newspapers and poll
ticians.
We think we would have managed
to get by with debacIes and emeutes.
II was only when they came at us
with pogroms that we signaled for
the sponge.
The president has been made
citizen Of so many towns that when
Europe shall have become demo-
cratic all over. after his retirement
he can spend half his time going
from place TO place voting the demo-
cratic ticket.
Naturally some people criticiss
President Wilson for lifting his
glass 10 President Poincare. o.
plague take the critics! Some of
them are even criticising him for
lifting Carter Glass to the secretary
ship Of the treasury.
II is said that the former kaiser
had 5es military and naval uniforms,
not 10 mention his civilian ward
robe. What think you OF that. noble
democrat with the shiny trOuser-
seats2
Count Won Bentinck says his
guest. the former kaiser, is about 20
talk him 10 death. We are sorry
for the count There are folks who
try TO destroy US that way, and it's
simply hell.
Another reason why father is so
adorable is that ne actually prefers
the ordinary 50-cent cotton socks to
the silk ones, and it is so easy to
satisfy his Christmas longings by
getting a new electrolier for the par
Tor or an easy chair for daughters
boudOir.
A fashion writer says that chif-
fon and tull, Will give the effect Of
decollete i'm evening gown. That
is inaccurately expressed They do
not give the decOllette effect, but
merely do not destroy it, since they |
are scandalously and Ndeliciously
diaphanous
Dotty DIX says women must keep I
up with their husbands or lose them. /
But don't sit up for him, sisters. /
That embarrasses him.
The cable said England had the |
biggest sort OF Christmas. From /
which we infer that England had |
the facilities and the ingredients.
Billy sunday says there Will De
golden automobiles in heaven. Won |
der if the Lord can't provide a |
heaven for pedestrians only, Billy? |
It's kind OF discouraging for sin
uer to contemplate the possibility Of |
lodging crazy speed saints through |
out all eternity
Don't wear the old Red Cross !
button, please. BY not wearing any |
at all folks may be charitable |
enough to think you would Join if |
you had dollar. but anybody can |
spot the old button and if YOU wear
il they viii think YOU are delibe- |
rately cheating
A member Of the walters union |
in New York denounced the accept |
ance Of tips The physicians report /
that if no unforeseen backset occurs \
he may be able to leave the hospital /
il a fortnight. although ne NAV I
never again look the same.
If the entente allies can not dis |
pose OF the German warships with /
out sinking them at sea, we will 1
never be able TO understand how 4
they came TO win the war. with such /