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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-01-24
Where Ignorance Was Bliss.

Edith, I'm ashamed OF you. saw
that young Frenchman kissing you re-
peatedly. Why didn't you tell him to
stopT
How could |, mamma? You know,
! can't speak French"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-01-24
Expedlency.

"A wise man may change his mind
"Yes," replied Senator Sorghum.
"But man sometimes gcls credit for
changing his mind when caution has
caused him to shift his line Of talk."
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-01-24

Birds Of feather flock together"
THAT'S so; number Of swallows
generally accompany a jolly lark"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-01-24

Lansdowne, Pa, new st. Vincent's
home FOR orphans cost S3,OOO.OOO or
more.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-01-24
The F55 Is Invaded by the
weird monsters and Paget has
a terrible struggle TO save him.
eelf and Ida. II is described in
the next lnstallmcnt.
C1o BE coNllNUADJ
Not the Riohs Kind.

Safety first is.no good" sn.i Uncle
Eoen. when a man dodges his share O.
the FISK pn puts IL up to some other
felipr'
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-01-24

single dose or Dr. Peery's Dead Shot
will eXpe Worms or Tapeworm, No second
dose or after purgative necessary. ToncS
up the stomach and Bowels Adv
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-01-24

A man doing sedentary work re.
luires three ounces of fat daily in
some form.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-01-24

DIR. Plerce's Pellets are best for liver,
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet
for laxative. three for q cathartic. Ad.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-01-24

70 Cure Gold In One Day
Take LAXATIVE BROmO QulNlNh Tgbleis
urngrlSts refund money II II fails t0 cure. u. W.
GROVES signature is on each box. Gc.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-01-24
The Best.

Does he come of good Stock?"
THE best-all his vices are hered-
ltary."-Llfe.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-01-24

The Quinine ,rhst Does Not Effect IIesd
because OF llS tonic ana laxative CIcct Laxative
bfOmO Quinlne can be taken by anyone Without
causing nervousness or ringing Ia the head. There
signature Is on box. &c.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-01-24
MOTHER!

Have you ever used MOTHERS JOY
SALVB for Colds, Coughs. Group and
Pneumonia, Asthma, and Heau Ca
tarrh? If you haven't get it at once.
II will cure you.--Ady.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-01-24

United States has a penny shortage.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-03-21
COMB SAGE TEA
INTO GRAY HAIR
Darkens Beautifully and Re.
stores Its Natural Color and
Lustre at Once.

Common garden sage brewed into
a heavy tea, with sulphur and alcoh oil
added, will turn gray, streaked and
faded hair beautifully dark and luXu-
RANT Mixing the Sage Tea and Sui.
phur recipe at home. though, is trou-
blesome. An easier way is to get the
ready-to-use preparation improved by
the addition of other ingredients, a
large bottle, at little cost, at drug
stores, known as "Wyeths Sage and
Sulphur Compound" thus avoiding a
lot of muss.
While gray faded hair is not sin
full, we all desire to retain our youth
full appearance and attractiveness
BY darkening your hair with Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Compound. no one
can tell. because it does it so natural
~, so evenly. You just dampen a
sponge or soft brush with it and draw
this through your hair, taking one
small strand at a time; by morning
all gray hairs have disappeared. AT
ter another application or two your
hair becomes beautifully dark, glossy,
soft and luXuriant and you appear
years younger. Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Compound is delightful
toilet requisite. 1t is not intended
for the cure. mitigation or prevention
of diseasc.--(Adv.)
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-03-21

S,!5Bszsl
Mr.. Robert williams,
calesburs. Mo. December 9th, 1917
Sir:
You right when say in yours Of Decen-
and a strong story to tell. but the diff
Guilty ting that story in suoh language
will convince the public.
story Of a med ioine1 paste that
not "
different story Of just ordinary
that make effort to get
its story fully soS Of them senreoo
then
There senreco in Pittsburgh who has
Enthus iasm? No. not entirely Simply
a O making good. It is just as stated
they wi if they become
ed wi dentifrice with what denti-
frce should be they are Senreco boosters
from that time
Your druggist toilet counters supply
in large. two ounce tubes
Why not get to-day? IT,. We stand
behind every package money-baok
Very truly yours.
SENREco,
CINCINNATI.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-03-21
Superintendent Balks
at Hi Section Game

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Ind, March 81.
Plans for a high school champion
ship encounter between Lebanon, win
ner of the Indiana basketball title, and
Mt. Pleasant, Iowa's champion, have
not received the favor of Superintend-
ent Brown of the Lebanon schools, who
has expressed a decision that the game
should not be played. The reasons
given are that Lebanon has had a hard
season, that the players have naturally
neglected their school work, and that
the students and athletes alike need
to devote all the remainder of the
school year to their studies.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-03-21
s. Al. STARTS
SEASON WITH
FEWER TEAMS
War Forces Factories Mines
to Combine to Get Enough
Players.

A four to six club Saturday After
noon League will be formed this year.
This was the decision reached at a
preliminary meeting of the league
Wednesday evening at the Y. NJ. c. A.
Because the war has claimed many
old players of the league, several fac
tories that had full mines in the league
last year will be unable to do SO this
season. Some of them will combine.
The Simplex, Natco and American
Seeding company will probably have
individual teams, and the Starr, Penn
sylvania, Johnson Sheet and Metal
Works and Maleabe Castings COM
pany. will combine.
Each club entered will post forfeit
of $40 that 1t will finish the season.
II Is thought that the organization
meeting which viii be held next We'd
nesday night will result in more join
ing the league. Sam Vigran presided
at the meeting Wednesday evening.
The Saturday Afternoon League will
probably arrange it's schedule to start
sometime in the middle of May
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-03-21

agony. Your disposition becomes so
disagreeable that your friends shun
you. You can avoid all this pain and
anxiety by the regular use Of Bliss
Native Herb Tablets. They aid d.
gestion, sweeten the stomach, act
gently on the bowels, and promote a
general condition of good health. One
tablet at night will make the next day
bright. A box contains 200 tablets.
Price ST.. Be sure to get the genuine.
Look for the yellow box bearing pho
tograph of Alonzo 0. Bliss, and trade
mark on each tablet. Sold by Glen
Thistlethwaite. and local agents every
where.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-03-21
When Itching Stops

There is one safe, dependable treatment
that relieves itching torture and skin irri.
tation almost instantly and that cleanses
and soothes the skin.
Ask any druggist for a 35c or 81 bottle
of zemo and apply it as directed. Soon
you will find that irritations, pinples,
blackheads, eczema, blotches, ringworm
and similar skin troubles will disappear.
A little zemo, the penetrating, satisfy.
ing liquid, is all that is needed, for it
banishes most skin eruptions and makes
the skin soft, smooth and healthy.
The E. w. Rose Co.. Cleveland. o.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-03-21

not the big speedways of the country
will permit the American Automobile
motor racing without struggle prob
ably will be decided next Monday. A
meeting of the American Speedways
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-03-21

A. and conducting contests henceforth
under rules drawn up by the speed
way managers themselves
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-03-21
Set EN- Up On
The Other Alley
LEAGUE STANDING.

Iserman of the All Stars stepped in
to the footlishts Wednesday night on
the Twigg alley when bowling in the
City league.
Iserman sent a total Of 621 wooden
soldiers into the padded trenches in
three games making high average of
207, the highest rolled on the Twigg
alley.
The work of Iserman put his team
on the map with a total number Of
pins of 2,614.
The Coca Colas maintained it's lead
on the other teams taking two games
from it's strongest opponent the X. of
c. team. The work of Iserman tied
the All Stars and the Models which
were leading the All Stars by few
points.
Following the example set by the
All Stars the Tramps took another
leap for the top of the hole winning
two out Of three games from the
Models.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-03-21
Twelue Y Teams Enter
State Champ Tourney
to Be Held at Muncie

Twelve teams have already entered
the Indiana state Y M. C. A. basketball
tournament which will be played at
Muncie on date yet to be selected,
between March % and April 5.
The teams entered are South Bend,
Marion, Michigan City, Huntington,
Lafayette, Auburn, Kokomo, Indianap-
oils, Greensburg, Vincennes, Muncie
and Richmond
The Gary Y. M. G. A. basketball
team winner Of last years state tour
ney has lost several of its players
through the war and the management
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-03-21
TROUBLED FIVE YEARS
WITH NERVOUS INDIGESTI(

81 was troubled with nervous indi-
gestion for five or six years. l tried
almose everything and made two or
three trips to the city of Nashville and
had specialists treat me; but l found
that nothing did me any good until
| tried Bliss Native Herbs. I was SO
| could not eat or sleep, but since
using your medicine l have had no
further trouble and enjoy good
health.
> "W. T. CURTISS,
"Alevandria, Tenn"
There is nothing more distressing
than indigestion. The food you crave
for most causes you the greatest
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-03-21
RICHMOND BEATS GREENSBURG

The Richmond Y. NJ. C.. A. volley
ball team defeated the Greensburg vol
ley ball team Wednesday night at the
Y. NJ. c. A. in five straight games
The fits st three games were close but
the last two were easily won. The
Greensburg volley ball team is new a.
the game and proved easy for the more
experienced ~" men.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-03-21

feels that the team is so affected that
to enter this year is out of the ques-
ton.
The Muncie association is offering
a gold shield and seven gold medals
to the winners of the contest.
One of the strongest teams entered
is Huntington which team recently
held the fast Indianapolis Em-Roes to
lead of five points.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-03-21
Stanleys Take Games
from Nusbaum Team,

The Stanleys edged the Nusbaums
of the Woman's Bowling League out
in three straight games on the 'Y''
bowling alley. Wednesday afternoon.
Stanley took the individual honors
fifth high score of 147 and hige aver
age of 1919.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-03-21

association will be held on that day,
either in Chicago or Cincinnati, to dis
cuss the wisdom of ignoring the A. A.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-08

FOR SALE-A pickup-residential
site, corner on Lake Morton Drive,
riparian rights; beautiful ard pic
turesque. Owner must leave town.
Apply 1904 Success Ave. Phone 1885,
Green. 1857
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-08
TO THE PUBLIC

This Is to notify all concerned that
all outstanding accounts up to March
18th OF the Polk Lumber Co. are due
and payable to Messrs. H. T. Smith
and J. H. Woodall, and all debts con-
tracted prior to March 18th are to be
paid by these parties. Since March
18th l will be responsible for any
debts contracted by the concern and
al! amounts due the Polk County
Lumber Co. since that date will be
payable to me.
1927 W. FIsKE JOHNSON.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-08

FOR SALE-Pure sugar house mo-
lasses at 53c per gallon; Porto
Rico, 4Sc; reboiled cane and corn
syrup 75c per gallon, delivered. W.
H. Davis, wholesale molasses, Box
50, Columbia, S. c. 727s
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-08

ddle-aged man, handy
with tools, and has some knowledge
of machinery, desires employment
OH farm or grove near Lakeland. A
good home more considered than
high salary. Address Handy Man"
care Evening Telegram. 5000
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-08

ce.ved the Endorsement Of the h.
ing committee of the Council \, '
tional Defense" says the Distrs
Columbia division of the Council d,
will be used in connection with n,
for housing the great number n
ficers and clerks who are comm,
Washington"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-08
WOMAN ARCHITECT ,o,,cr
FOR HOUSING PROJECT

woman is architect for the Bridge
MORT comm Housing Project for Mu-
p;,ions workers. She is Miss Mar
n,a Mead. of 1O5 West Fortieth street.
M0u york City. "The project has re-
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-08

70 acres 3 miles from Lakeland on
asphalt road. Two acres in 3-year old
grove Just coming into bearing, bal
ance combination truck and citrus
land. New 5-room plastered bunga-
low with bath and fixtures. One OF
the incest homes in the country for
only $780, with terms. G. J. VII,
liams, Telegram office, Phone 1871
Black.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-08
CATTLE WANTED

II you have stock Of cattle for
sale, or only yearling, suitable for
range use, l will buy what you have.
1907 D. H. SLOAN.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-08
GOOD WAGES

For Farmworker. Call Qua has'
Orange street and ask for Mr. Al
lon ONLY those who know plantins'
nlowing, sowing, and taking care o.
stock need apply. ~
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-08

FOR SALE-Eggs Tor hatchings:
from Bealwood strain (direct 5.
L. White Leghorns, $3.50 per 10.
$500 per 100. Baby chicks Sill
per 100, or 15c each. Guar
anteed fresh market eggs, 60 cents
per dozen. Also have few hens
for sale at $3.50 to $3.50 each.
Lingerlonger Poultry Farm. l. A.
Armstrong, proprietor. Route B.
Box 25A, Lakeland, Fla. Ills
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-08

EoR SALE OR TRADE-Lots 10, H.
"A and Is, Block "a" T. H. Jonh-
sons addition; Lot 10, Block y
T. H. Johnston's addition; lots Il
and one-half of 10 (15O feet on
Lemon ST. Block 2 Lake Beulah
addition to Lakeland. Apply 10
owner at once. W. T. Johns, loll
First National Bank building foi'
Worth, Texas. ''o'
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-08

ON TIMBER WANTED-Or oid'
di,anidated buildings, if cheap f.
uiiaplu" oeo 1898
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-08

", ANTED-stock girl, or girl WISH
ing TO learn. Apply at LaMode'
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-08
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Good mich COW, with
three-weeks' old heifer. Phone 226-
Red, Mrs. A. C. Won Hooydonk,
East Rose st.
..~~ TAOS
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-08

uaNTED-Your safety razor blades
to sharpen. T. G. Peacock u aUo
FRANKLIN St., Tampa, Fla. fo'o
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-11-07

This story, printed IN "Stars
and Stripes" official newspaper Of
the American Expeditionary Forces.
shows how one real American of Ger
man birth was alive to the true sit
uation when Germany started the
war. It shows how he Ii turning his
knowledge Of German to q good use.
Editor.
This ia the story Of Corporal Kaler.
Of Company N.
There may have been some suspi-
cion Of him at first because he was
born and raised In Germany. Some
doubts may have lurked In certain
minds In the company even after he
was made corporal for his excellent
work under actual battle conditions.
But ali doubts were dispelled forever
when he jumped into the fight south
OF Vesle and came out OF IL accredited
with six Germans-two killed and
four taken prisoner. And his folks
had named him after the Kaiser.
He was named Wilhelm when he
first saw the light of day in Munich
80 years ago. But he grew up So
cialist. distrusting the German gov
eminent In general and the Crown
Prince in particular.
That is why, smelling the battle
from afar, he cried "Ha! Hat" and
deserted from the German army
shortly before the war broke out, at
time when his ship happened to be in
Hoboken. Therefore. while his three
brothers were serving in the German
army, he was out Of reach in Grand
Rapids, Mich.
Then came a time when America
decided to enter the war. So did
Wilhelm-the very next day.
His knowledge of German made
him very handy man about the reg
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-11-07
American Corporal, Born In Germany,
Bags Huns By Giving Orders In German

all, wide-open warfare which marked
the passage Of Company N from the
OurcQ to the Vesle. He used II c@
baffle and bewi1der the b0ches ~
more than one order rOared out guee
turally in the dark.
Once, when Kaler and part OF Q
platoon were almost marooned as an
outpost that had overreached itself,
he could hear column of Germans
fling along the edge Of their WOODS
with evident intent to surround them,
The German order was stra1gh&
ahead, and from where Kaler and ht1
pals lay .Quaking in the underbrushv
they could see an endless succession
Iof gray legs trotting by. Then,
sharp and authoritatively, q voice
from the bushes ordered. "Gehen
sic eur rechter Seite." The column
veered of obediently to the right, and
before It could be steered back again
Kaler and his bunch had made good
their escape.
Again, when, from his vantage
point on the edge of the woods, tho
corporal saw four German prisoners
break away from an American who
was trying to bring them in. he called
out across the field:
"Kommen sic vofuber."
The escaping four stopped dead In
their tracks, wheeled and hustled
docilely over to the spot whence the
voice had issued, and moment latee
Kaler had them covered and started
for the rear. Those were his four
prisoners.
Another boche he killed with his
rife and another died at the end OK
Kaler's bayonet. In spare moment9s
between such tasks, he harangued tho
prisoners on their sin Of working fog
the Kaiser. But how could they help
themselves, they asked plaintively.
"Why, that's easy; come and fight
with M. !" said Wilhelm II.
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-11-07

Add TO the above, great plies of
old clothing, tents, paper bags,
motorcycle parts, airplane fittings,
engine parts, rubber tires, God,
hay and all miscellaneous articles
that would be discarded for Ordi-
nary use In peace time. and this
furnishes the st0ck-in-trade Of the
Reclamation Division OF the field.
DON'T THROW TT AWAY Is the
watchword which prompts the pill
ing mp OF these masses Of material,
and thus helping further to carry
the war into Germany.
The potentialities held by a pile
Of so-called "junk" are tremen.
d0us. The fruit and milk cans, for
instance, that the Kitchen Police
smash every day, bring money to
the Government They sell for
$40 ton.
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-11-07

iment when It was ordered into the
line, but It was not 90 an interpreter
that this knowledge served him In
good stead during the savage free-for-
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-11-07

THE LOWLIEST PRIVATE WILL
66SPEOT A SERGEANT AND EVEN
CO so FAR AS TO SPEAK TO HIM
~ PUBLIC IF HE THINKS THK
1EkGEANT HAS A FEW CENTIA6EG
HlD AWAY IN HIS OLD PANTA-
LOOMS.
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-11-07
HUGE SALVAGE

What 1000 men can do I'm rec
lamatiOm and conservation is
shown fin the last months report
from Kelly Field, Division Of Mil
itary Aeronautics. Some Of the
items saved and reclaimed are:
Articles: Value
Old paper, baled and shipped $500
On barrels .............. 400
Straw ..........~.s..... 200
BAGS .........,......... 600
Garbage ................ 500
Tin cans ,....s.......... 500
Metals .............~.. 500
Total ......sss..... 80, 800
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-11-07
JUST ONE GREAT VICTORY
AFTER ANOTHER.

THE GREATEST MISFORTUNE
@DWARD HAD ON THE TRIP OVER
WAS THE LOSS OF THE KEY TO A
6ARDINE CAN.
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-11-07

~ 1Oe Class Private CHEF SHAVER
American Expeditionary FOEca
Somewhere I'm France
On Iris side
RUeryOaS
Learns
10
QfWuAs
EsdsttxdsSsb.
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-11-07

And Just because you happen e
nave ewenty-franc note, don't thinl
you're tho object Of popularity
Xo0'ro merely victim Of notoriety.
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-11-07

Neglect to send all of your copies OF
Trench and Camp" TO the home
folks. They will read its columns
with great enjoyment and keep the
papers for you to read when you re-
turn to your home.
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-11-07

Thsres Jest tsOo words that make q
colder lovs the sea.
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-11-07
WHAT'S THEM, ALEx2
LAND, no.

And the beggar who had the most
fun on the trip made the strap adjust.
mentS for the Red Cross nurses.
DON'T
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-11-07

And an officer with an overseas
cap angling down over his fore
mead and . set OF bars clinging
1auniIy to the cap is just twice a.
significant.
Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-11-07
"OOsr There"

~V0W BGGH
~ 1Oe Glass Private CHEF SHAVER
American ExpeditionaEy ROrc@.
somewhere I'm France
On khis side
RUeryOne
LeWMs
70
Ob@ute
EsdsttsdeNsH.
And Just because you happen 20
navo ewenty-franc note, don't think
you're tho object Of popularity.
Xe0're merely victim Of notorieGy.
ELL LOWLIEST PRIVATE WILL
RESPECT A SERGEANT AND EVEN
GO SO FAR AS TO SPEAK TO HIM
~ PUBLIC IF HE THINKS THE
1EkGEANT HAS A FEW CENTIBGES
HdD AWAY IN HIS OLD PANTA-
Thy sss
Ne Same Ssxles
Over Here
r. Ovsv There.
The
lssbvies
is MsWek
OeeteT.
And an officer with an overseas
cap angling down over his fore.
head and o set of bars cIinginR
1auniIy to the cap is just twacS a.
significant.
ONE OFFICER WHO ABIDED
WITH GENTEEL FOLK IN 4
4NALL VILLAGE BACK OF THE
LINES SLEPT ON Il BED WITH a
MATTRESS THREE FEET THICK.
HE SAID 1T FELT JUST LIKE LY-
ING IN STATE.
ALL FAT MEN IN OVERSEAS
gkdBV1CE SLEEP AT NIGHT. THE
xSB-FOUNDERS ARE ALL SPIKED.
Tor the benefit of those who are
coming along later 1t might be we'll
% state that the American huglU
callo are used exclusively.
Just - plain as ever.
THN FRENCH LANGUAGE MAY
( BIZ DIFFERENT, But THERE ARE
NO PRIVATE SOLDIERS RECORD
I'D AS YET WHO FAILED TO UN.
DER@TAND AN INVITATION OUT
TO DINNER.
Only 10000 prisoners this week.
WITH 80 TOWNS AND 2,ooo
PRISONERS.
Oh Hwsni Hwn!
IT'S so HOMOGENEOUS.
JUST ONE GREAT VICTORY
AFTER ANOTHER.
THE GREATEST MISFORTUNE
HOWARD HAD ON THE TRIP OVER
WAS THE LOSS OF THE KEY TO A
6ARDINN CAN.
Thsre's j&st tsOo words tkGt make Q
colder Iovs the sea.
WHAT'S THEM, ALEX2
LAND, HOT
And the beggar who had the most
fun on the trip made the strap adjust.
ments for the Red Cross nurses.
DON'T
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Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-11-07
n rs SO HOMOGENEOUS.

Oh Hsssi Hwn +!