Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-11-13
Hardboiled Happenings
In the 5th Group, VI. I'D.

don't you go home, Green, if you are so
particular?
Sergeant Hall of the Goth Company
went to Jacksonville, Fla, for four days.
Han must have known Florida was. going
dry soon.
OBITUARY; The Firth Group greatly
aments the unnatural and sudden eX-
termination Of the Gold Brick Associa-
ton, The fifteen or twenty members
Of the association were politely but fore
able requested to Snap out Of it," due
to the high price Of flowers very few
were received but many thanks from the
remaining relatives Of the members is
extended for the beautiful display Of
empty pop bottles May they rest in
peace. POST MORTEM May they work
70. eVermore.
The Fifth Group has developed several
speed artists. If you do not believe this
ask Sergeant Major Burdette or Ser
geant Drugan,
PEACE CELEBRATION: Private Hay
den +. Monroe entertained the Person
mel OF Headquarters at an early hour
Monday morning by an exhibition Ballet
Dance, Private Monroe's costume con-
slsting Of fatigue suit was very be-
coming for the occasion We imagine
Monroe viii have enough vegetables to
last for some time,
r. a. Pierce, the tortoise shell trimmed
four eyes Of the Fifth Group, is living
IN hopes of being made a private first
class some day Who can tellf
Minnie ClodfeIter, our old stand by, is
wondering why the boys all laugh at
her when she is taking her morning ex-
efcise. Don't he discouraged, Minnie,
you aren't so awfully bow-legged
Grandma Barth of the list Company has
appointed himself official photographer
for Trench and Camp. Doesn't she
make pretty pictures of football games?
The Fifth Group was wen represented
in the football game on Saturday Ser
geant Gerber of the 58th Company played
the entire game at left tackle and GER
tainiy played stellar game Sergeant
Richter of the Headquarters Company
played one-fourth Of the game at left end,
while Sergeant Gardner of the 69th Com
pany was on the second team but due to
the fact that he has only been out for
practice few nights he did not have a
chance to play
Sergeant Walsh Of the 5Srd Company
received box from home, and from his
appearance one would think that he tried
to eat his cake with his ears and his
mouth both at the same time.
Sergeant Higel ana Sergeant Richter
OF the bath Company went to Aiken S. c.,
on Saturday with COMPANY and by
their appearance next morning the war
still RACES, on the Southern Front 1t
surely was some battle
Sergeant Doane Of the Saith Company
has been one the 90 all the past week
Don't you ever get tired. Sarg?
The Headquarters Company is all set
for the grand blow out that is scheduled
for Wednesday night It promises TO be
q huge success. We learned from the
top kick that there was to be a regular
honest tO~gOOdnesg stage with real seem
cry painted by the group dauber. Serge
ant is some brush singer believe me We
sport brand new sign on Wrightsboro
road that reads: 9Th Group Automobiles
Park Here. All done in nice bright col
ors, and after one look at our barber pole
you have to go In and get shaved
The Fifth Group is out to keep up its
for good work by coming to
the front strong in the United War Work
Drive. We learn from Major Austin that
the N. G. O's who are training under
Lieutenant Whnple have CONTRIBUTED
Sl0150 so far. Let's 90, boys
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