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The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18
Pointed Paragraphs.

Love subdues everything except
swelled head.
Wise is the teacher who learns
more than he teaches.
Make a companion of vice and
you Will surely become its slave.
Noah played great game. He
drew pairs and got full house.
Matrimonially speaking, the base
ball catcher isn't always a catch.
Truth is the simplest of all virtues.
1t requires neither study nor art.
Longwinded individuals may be
short when 1t comes to paying their
debts.
Originality usually consists of re-
peating bright remarks to people
who never heard them before.
A man is always telling his wife
that his household expenses are
higher than any other mans in town.
Always think twice before you
speak-and nine times out of ten
you will have no occasion to say a
word.
If girls were capable OF distinguish.
ing between a nlbble and bite there
would be fewer breach of promise
suits.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18
The Royal Goat.

would not think it too surprising
to hear the kaiser : tired of Raising.
The crimes of all bis krltured natl
On, tie sins of all his generation,
and every bloody deed internal Of
every general and colonel, are charg-
ed aga;rss the reigning Billy, which
IS enough 10 drive MIN silly. No
other monarch' : so besa.ed, no other
kings SO cHssed and hated. When
he IN iiues OF peace was Raising, he
ga himself muob advertising as
Lorn of W., with hrat 0f metal,
a sort OF scrdppiag Captaia Kettle.
He tI;ed 10 pose as Mars lncarnate,
and VOW he pays and mu;ters,
vdarnjl!T He NAV in truth be
quite a rabbit; IN: stree he got us
in the haiti, OF +hlnEias be Is b'nud-
sheG'5 b0Osier. 4 CiU">. Z and tlght
Ing rooster. we charge ~ him the
ToisdemsarOIs Of warriors asl sub
ma.;acs. Some correspondents Ssy
tina: BLY, las long had feet e%tfcmly
chilly; be hates to see his men 90
further viii: their red Carnival Of
nuriher. Howe CT th~t be, the blame
he shoulders. and viii un;ll be dies
ans! uGiders. !hr rry G.! ,'N+rrall"u
rise. however mndcstly la Aaises
Before unr eves he's largely huikIn',
in photrgta pI's, as M1ss 2nd Vulcan,
WALT MASON.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18
Poaltry Order Amended.

l. S. Food administration Rule
No. ~, covSling poultty dealers,
which prohibited "Licensees be-
tween February nth and April goth,
1918, purchasing, shipping, selling
or negotiating the sale of any live
or freshly killed hens or pullets"
has been amended to end at mid
night April 10Th, 1918. This means,
of course, that after midnight of
April 10TH those engaged in the
poultry business can begin negotiat-
ing the purchase and sale of hens
and pullets, but not before, and can
only ship after that time.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18

Following his address at a banquet
given by the St. Louis Chamber Of
Commerce, the Archbishop of York au-
thorized the above message to the
American people.
His Grace the Most Rev. Dr. Cosmo
Gordcn Lang. archbishop OF York and
Primate OF England, is the highest
prelate in the Church Of England save
one. The Archbishop of Canterbury,
Primate of All England, is the ranking
archbishop Of the Church of England.
The office of Primate of England was
created in the year A. D. 627. This
ancient and honorable office and title
mas been held by many distinguished
pseIates. DR.. Lang is the ninety-eighth
Archbishop Of York and Primate of
England. The office of Primate of All
England was created in the year A.
D. 597
The difference between the office of
lPrimate Of All England and the Pri-
mate of England is slight. Centuries
ago, to keep peace between two arch
bishops and primates, the added
HOf VI dlt " Zig Tile VI lie
mate Of England solved the problem.
The Archbishop of York not only is
oae of the heads Of the Church of
England, but is a member of the
House % Lords, 4 member of the
House of Lords owes no allegiance to
any political party and therefore his
actions as statesman are not curbed
or Influenced. He represents the gov
arnment and the people with equal in
teFest and frequently fights the bat
ties in Parliament Of the laboring
classes.
Or. Lang is a Scotchman, the son of
g. Presbyterian minister, but he Joined
the Church Of England early in life
and while d youth began to study for
he ministry. He rose from the rec
torship Of small church when yet a
young man and before he had attained
TAI: age of 60 was namod Archbishop
OF York and Prlnate of England. He
soon distinguished himself not only as
a prelate but as fearless and bril-
liant statesman and champion of the
people in the House of Lords
Tbe Archbishop has visited many
cities u the United States recently,
where he delivered addresses before
chambers Of commerce and other
civic organizations. He brings not
only message of brothexhood and ap-
probation from Great Britain, but he
emphasizes the need for undivided sup.
port of the government of the Unite
States By the people if the war Is 20
be Won. He pleads for a speeding up
OF shipbuilding, Of money raising and
Of troop mobilization. DR.. Lang makes
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18
BR|TON's HIGHEST
PRELATE PLEADS
IN LOANS BEHALF
ARCHBISHOP OF YORK TELLS OF
ALLIES NEEDS AND AMER
ICA'S ABILITY TO HELP.
MONEY AND FOOD WANTED
Dollars Are Only Bullets That Never
Miss Mark, He Says in Urg-
ing a Vigorous Loan
Campaign.
by Dr.. Cosn1a Gordon Lang,
The Archbishop of York and
Prinate of England.

Gy Dr.. Cosna Gordon Lang,
The Archbishop of York and
Prinate of England.
Come to England and
France quickly with money,
ships aad food. There IS ter
rible strain upon my country
nen il the trenches. We arc
not whining and asking for
sympathy, but you will be
cheering us to new hope, if
We know that all tic power and
resources cf your country will
be given to the future of civil
ization.
You cannot send as many
men as you wish, but you can
send other things. Send
money. Where men cannot go,
money can. The ocean cannot
stop it. Your dollars are the
only bullets that will never
miss their mark. You are 60
ing to have great Liberty
Loan soon. Put all the vigor
into it that you can. Don't de-
lay. We are asking you as
brothers and partners, to come
and help Us. Every man, wom-
al and child can help in this
fight to free the world from
tie menace of German do-nifla-
ton.
Wv have to settle whether
the spirit Of irresponsible au-
tocracy or the spirit OF free
dom is to prevail among the
nations of the world. So vast
and fundamental an issue nat
urally draws all the free ma
tons Of the world together. 1t
must be settled now and for
ever, cost what it may. The
world must decide whether it
will submit to the domination
of spirit which, if it were 10
prevail, would plunge the ma
tons Of the world into a long,
restless career of military rival
~. On such an issue there can
be no such thing as compro-
rise. We must be wortay of
our task. We must recover for
+ac wcrld the atmosphere of
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18
Hungarian Suspect Held at Greensboro

Charles Even, the Hungarian sus-
pect recently arrested here by MIR.
Tom Newman, and turned over to
the U. S. authorities and carried to
Greensboro, was given an examining
trial there last Saturday, and was
held over to the May term of court.
1t was developed at the trial that
enough evidence was found to In
terne Even until the war is over.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18

The "Victrola Book Of tie
Opera new. revised and enlarg=
ed edition. just out. can be had
at Roark's at the Old price, 81,
Every talking machine owner
should have a copy. which has
history, stories and scores Of 10
operas, 700 Illustrations and in
formation w|.ic;, can be found
i.2 = ,>::.5- c:.c volume, il is
SIS cages.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18

We're here to help you get the
best results and the most satisfaction
from your talking machine, no mat
ter what make, and our eight years.
experience is freely at your COM
mand, and should be of benefit to
you. The J. l.. Roark Estate.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18

Give to the Red Cross and Army
Y. M. C. A., as these are two of the
most important arms of the service.
People may not be able to buy bonds
but everyone is able to give some
thing to these causes.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18

No, INDEED, t!ussered patriot,
there is no complaint about "partj-
san criticism Of the administrations"
what the complaint is against is
pro german Inspired criticism Of
American efforts in the war, subtly
disguised as "reports on the war de-
fi2ftlnrnt
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18
ttrE;anG cnF

* one else Who 5.tshes 50 make
peace With German raiii;ausm
should study The interesting example
OF Russia. which, slowly recovering
CONSCIOUSNESS after the knockout
blow administered in the name OF
peace, Is looking around for a brick
~ throw at the kaiser.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18
VIII Sell Farm fer Bonds.

A farm in exchange for Liberty
bonds is the offer which has been
made by G. L. Campbell. real estat..
dealer of Hoplzinsville, Ky. Further,
Campbell states positively he Will not
take money of the usual kind for the
tarms-it is Liberty Bonds or nothing.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18
Rutherford, Tenn.

Luther, four year old son Of Mr..
and Mrs. Y. B. Austin, died at their
home South of town last Sunday
night, from cancer of the eye,
which had afflicted the child for
some time.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18
Notice OF Change In Knitting Instructions

thais,
c as
Wsetscast stitches needless pul for 20
make third needle,
Continue knitting
like
btonhoe
o one
ssks-sarac except
stretching al least
20 not anything rib
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18

sHoSE who are heat and soul in
Gns Cause .of fef2ati9g autocracv
iaay1 1ittlc trouble in iiuding means
CT helping
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18
For Sale.

Fancy hand picked Whipporwill
peas, $3.50 blu. Mammoth Yellow
Sofa Beans, s4.75 blu. Japanese or
Honey Drip Sorghum seed, 1oc. lb.
All delivered your station. Send
check with order.
]. L. Haywood,
Rutherford, Tenn.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18

II cannot be too often reiterated
that anything worth saying in these
Ua1Ious times can be said III plain
English. Those who cont under
s,aod oar language cauuot we'll un
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18

BUY liberty bonds, obey the laws
be frugal and cheerful and listen to
no solutions talk. Thus may ones
DAYS be long in the land
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18

Mesdames E. ]. Puryear, VIM.
Lowell, Ed. S. Wood, Felix Rice
and Mr.. R. &. Shaver are attending
the Owensboro presbytery of tie
Cumberland Presbyterian church,
which errvened Tuesday night in
roIhc
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18

Mrs Floyd R. Brown and baby,
Of Chicago, spent several days here
during the week, guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. G.. w. Roark.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18

[tE cannot to as We should like
10 90 at this distance. but we can
uyers4bsCTlbe the liberty loan.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18

The form of contract is given below:
The owner of this Liberty Loan pass book
has agreed to purchase from the --
---- bank trust company dol
lars par value Of the United States Gov
ernment Liberty Loan Gold Bonds, and here
by agrees to pay for at face value and
accrued interest In instaIlments within IL
months from the date hereof.
Each payment shall be entitled to interest
earned at the rate of the said Third Liberty
Lean Bonds bear but 10 payment shall draw
interest prior to the date from which the
bonds themselves bear interest and said inter
est shall be adjusted at the time of surren-
der of this pass book.
The purchaser may complete the entire pay
ment in less than one year and may pay any
amount at any time, except that minimum
payment of not less than per cent per week
must be maintained
In en- issue of Bonds is made bearing
higher rate CT interest, and into which this
issue of bonds may be converted, the said
bank or trust company may at its option exer-
else the conversion privilege; in which event
such increased rate shall accrue to the pass
book owner.
If the purchaser shall become delinquent in
making regular payments. the said bank or
such payments plus minus the amount rep
resentins; the difference between the market
value ami the par value of the bonds. This
pass book shall not be negotiable. and must be
presented when payments are made.
By the acceptance Of this pass book the
thereof accepts and Gsseats to these terms
and contents.
The pass books and deposit tickets
for the 46 St. Louis banks have been
ordered and will be distributed to the
participating banks sometime next
week. The Publicity Committee is CO.
operating with the Publicity Commit
tee Of the Central Organization, and
it has been arranged to cover the field
from every angle OF advertising
Special copy for street cars, factory
cards, billboards, newspapers, maya
zines, direct-by-mail circulars and win
dow cards are being prepared, SO that
the duty as well as the opportunity Of
every American citizen will be care
fully brought homo to the people.
Galloway County Adopts.
Not only in the large cities through
out the Eighth Federal Reserve Dis
trict will the partial payment" plan
be adopted, but in smaller cities and
communities as we'll. In Galloway
County, Mo-, the Bankers Association
has already appointed committee to
work out plan suitable for the banks
there.
In this busy age many buy their
homes, automobiles, pianos and talk
ing machines on the installment plan.
Uncle Sam says, Why not buy gov
eminent bonds in this manner? We
can whip the Germans with our
money, but not with the money in our
pockets or bank ACCOUNTS. 1t must go
into the United States treasury in sub
.scriptions to Liberty Bonds.
To win this war quickly and deci-
sively, it is necessary to enlist the CO.
operation OF people of all classes and
occupations, and there can be no bet
ter way to do this than by effecting
general participation in the invest
ments by which the government will
finance our fighting forces.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
For COngreSS.

We are authorized ~ ann9Enre
MAJ. HENRY II. DENIIARI
of N-hrl."n county. candidate for t"n"r"9&
from th, Third Com re-SiOual district. subject
10 the action OF tie Democrats" primary /" be
held in August, i@iS.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18

&c, r.nr order placed wltS1 ROAR
for v.c;ro. as for months there
has been .,ntlp& lis, OF account
Of the worI.: s.tong demand for
thus Iustrumen,. HnI1c large stocks
OF ,nacI,lnes are always on hand, it
hac seen many a I1o0n since all
,y,A Instruments i.4Ea Decs hffe at
oae t!ine.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18

See the strong line of Victrolas
on Roark's floor.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18

10 II acc ept Liberty Bonds
at 5rs value on any selection of
~
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18
PARTIAL PAYMENT
PLAN FOR LIBERTY
LOAN IS POPULAR
WAGE FARMERS MAY OBTAIN
BONDS AND PAY IN WEEKLY
INSTALLMENTS
THE BANKS AGREE ON FORM
City vsFkers May Pay Weekly, While
in Rural Communities Systems
Adapted to Needs Are
Being Developed.

The government partial payment"
plan is being adopted by many Of the
cities and towns throughout the
Eighth Federal Reserve District for
handling the Third Liberty Loan,
which starts April 6. Committees have
been appointed in several cities to
work out details in connection with
the plan. 1t is thought that no form
Of subscriptions to be used in the sale
of the bonds will reach anything like
the aggregate number of subscribers
who will take advantage of this meth
cd of purchasing.
In st. Louis a committee of bankers
has been active shaping arrangements
SO that purchasers of these bonis will
have the privilege of buying them on
weekly installments.
F. 0. Watts, president Third Ma
tional Bank of st. Louis and chairman
of the Metropolitan Committee of the
Liberty Loan Organization for the
Eighth Federal Reserve District, is
highly enthusiastic over the plan.
During the previous loans, Mr.
Watts said, there were approximately
$4,000 subscriptions in ST. Louis which
were taken on weekly installElent
plan, but in his opinion that city
ought to have $4,000 subscribers to
the weekly payment plan. That IS the
goal set by the present committee for
the Third Liberty Loan Bond issue
OF the At banks in st. Louis, 4G have
signed up to cooperate in pushing the
weekly payment subscriptions, and a
uniform contract to govern such sub
scriptions, approved by the st. Louis
Clearing House Association, as well
as the banks themselves, has been
adODted
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18
30 CENTS PER YEAR, IN ADVANCE.
THURSDAY, APRIL Is. 1915.

Em1r-ed At tue Greenville. KY. po9tofiice as
afrOrd-claES tier.
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18
Form Is Adopted.

The form of contract is given below:
The record. (Greenville, Ky.) 1899-1???, 1918-04-18

LnR1- Distance Telephone, No. 72.
Ofiro in Annex rear R0arl store. ground door.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-07-17

scTeen-stoly, Berlin via America,
MT close to the heart. For who
among us has not sent son, a hus-
band sweetheart or a brother on in
TO the great adventure with smile
hnd a hidden tear.
| 1t is the story of an American boy
Pne Just like your own---who even a:
tne sacrifice OF his good name, works
10Y the cause which is dear to him.
Francis Ford directed the production
and enacts the leading role. Opposite
him plays Edna Emerson and no
table cast including Jack Newton. Will
liam Garfield, Lois Scott, Dell Coyne
and Emma Warren.
Manager Gilbert NJ. Tyler has OBJ
tained Berlin via America" for the
Opera House and tta At be shown two
days, next Monday S,Ad Tuesday.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-07-17
Notice OF Scholarship Examination
The CITADEL
Charleston. s. G.

Courses in Engineering, Sciences,
and Art. b. S. and c. E. Degrees. Mill
tary instruction OF unsurpassed excel
lence. Classed by the War Depart
ment as distinguished Military Col
lege".
One vacancy in the State Scholar
ships for Laurens County will be filled
by competitive examination on August
9Th These scholarships provide for
nearly all expenses, and only those
candidates who are unable to pay are
eligible for them. Necessary blanks
can be obtained from the Superintend-
ent at the Citadel.
A limited number Of pay cadets will
be received. Expenses, including
board, uniforms, tuition, and all other
fees. 1897. Next session begins Sept.
goth. Catalog sent on request Address
Col. O. J. BOND. Superintendent,
THE CITADEL,
Charleston, S. c,
SCAT
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-07-17

On the Salonki front betw( (.,v,,,,s,
uary and June II hostile ni
were destroyed and l3 were
down out of control. Four of & \
were lost. u
From March to June in Dgypt an
Palestine, &c hostile airplanes wer@
destroyed and 81 were driven down
out of control. Ten of ours were miss
inS.
In all the theaters of the war the
British air superiority and strength
progressed rapidly and continuously
From this it is safe to assume that
when the new factor of Americas out
put, both aircraft and personnel, en-
ters the situation of the y fighting
zones, the aerial ascendancy of the
entente allies should give them very
great advantages"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-07-17
BRITISH SCORE
VICTORIES IN AIR
Nearly Four Thousand Machines
DOwned In Year. Army and Navy
Busy.


London, July 3.-In one year on
the British Western front the royal
air force has accounted for 3,233 en-
emy airplanes. In the same period the
naval airmen shot down 623, total
of 1856.
An official statement dealing with
these operations says:
The royal air force during the year
beginning July /, 1917, on the British
western front destroyed 2,15O hostile
machines and drove down out of con-
troll, 1889. In the same period the ali,
force units working in conjunction
with the navy shot down 623 hostile
machines.
During this period .094 of our ma
chimes were missing. 90 OF these were
working with the navy.
"On the Italian front from April to
June, 1918, the British destroyed ICE
hostile machines and drove down six
out of control. Thirteen of ours were
missing.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-07-17
Characteristic

"~~'~. The Loyal Order of Moose does not toer-
ate interference with ones religious or pohti-
cal views. Political or Sectarian discuss.
ions are not countenanced in the lodge
rooms, but patriotism, obedience to law, equal
rights and respect for opinions of others in
sisted upon AS one enters the lodge, SO he
departs--a free man.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-07-17
Timely Drama on the Screen.

with the eyes Of the world centered
upon the great events which are trans
pirine across the water-the stories
that come back of the boys goi'
over the top and the unf1inching he
rolsm with which each one is doing
his bit-the events that are wildly
shown in Francis Ford's stirring
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-07-17
TO Clean OF Church Grounds,

Everyone who has relatives, or who
is interested in any way, are requested
TO meet at Beaverdam church on
Thursday, August 1st for the purpose
OF cleaning off the church grounds.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-07-17
What They Are

The Loyal Order of Moose is not an in.
surance organization. Fit is an excellent So
cial Order with benefcf fal features: Its cardi-
nal virtues are aid the sS:ieh>>bury the dead and
inject sunshine into the dark places 1t holds
high above all other things, as hopes great
throbbing star, above the darkness of the
dead, the love of wife and friends.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-07-17
Lame Shoulder.

This ailment is usually caused by
rheumatism of the muscles. All that
is needed is absolute rest and few
applications Of Chamberlain Lini-
ment. Try it.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-07-17

SUBSCRIBE TO THE ADVERTISER
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Benefits

$500 a week Sick and
Accide t Benefits, $1OO
B u ri al Benefit. Free
Medical Attent on for Self
and Family. Dues $1.OO
per month;no assessments.
Norwich bulletin., 1918-10-26
SALTS IS FINE FOR
 KIDNEYS, QUIT MEAT
Flush the Kidneys at Once When Back Hurts or Bladder
 Bothers.

No man or woman who eats meat regularly can make a mistake by flushing the kidneys occasionally, says a well-known authority. Meat forms uric acid which clogs the kidney pores so they sluggishly filter or strain only part of the waste and poisons from the blood, then you get sick. Nearly all rheumatism, headaches liver trou- ble.. nervousness constipation, dizzi- ness sleeplessness, bladder disorders come from sluggish kidneys.
 The moment you feel dull ache in the kidneys or your back hurts, or if the urine is cloudy. offensive, full of sediment, irregular of passage or att tended by a sensation of scaIding, get about four ounces of lad Salts from any reliable pharmacy and take a tablespoonful in a glass of water be- fore breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with lithia and has been used for gen erations to. flush clogged kidneys and stimulate them to activity, also to neutralize the acids in urine so it no ] longer causes irritation, thus ending bladder disorders.
 r. lad Salts is inexpensive and can- not injure; makes delightful effer- l vescent lithia- water drink which all regular meat eaters should take now
 and then to keep the kidneys clean
 and the blood pure, thereby avoiding 1 serious kidney complications.