South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-10-13
MAN IN THE STREET

You can understand what a ty-
rant fashion is when the little girls
with props about the circumference
\ Of a stick of macarOni. endure the
agony and submit 20 the disclosure
the knee-length skirt makes
+ America has been feeding the
armies OF the entente allies. and now
+ the enemy IS surrendering and bring
. ing their well-sharpened appetites
against the American pantry.
When man becomes separated
I from his soul he can usually md it
again by showing his money out Of
+ the way.
Mr.. Brisbane says. The demo-
cratic party just at present is 90 per
centum woodrow Wilson and 10 per
ceutum assorted statesmen" So Mr.
brisbane. too. has considered il ad-
visable 10 swins on 10 the presiden-
tial coat tail for the present. The
president is having opportunities 10
enjoy some real hearty laughs these
days
The big German guns are being
moved from the Flanders coast. and
the big German ems Of guns are be-
ing moved out of Belgium.
No mediation. no feelers. no nego-
tiations Fight EN- right down to
an unconditional surrender. This is
the only way TO a just and civilized
peace.
Notice 10 all Mishawaka pastors:
Line out that hymn the second
stanza OF which is. Shall be car
ried 10 the skies on fowery beds Of
ease, while others fought 10 win the
prize and sailed through bloody
( seas p" And then make 'em get up
ana say if they have taken their
share of the bonds
Just about the time a fellow needs
a season OF intrOspection more than
.anything else in the world he is
busiest with the faiiings and aRairs
OF somebody else.
II is said butter sells for So
pound i'm Petrograd. But it must be
remembered that So in Russian
money contains not more than ia
cents worth of paper. and the value
of the money is determined by the
value Of the paper upon which it 10
printed.
Chicago announces that her Mil
lion-Dollar Burglar" has wiped out
a black past by a heroic death on
the battle field in France We hope
before he fell he got a goOdly bunch
of the Hindenburglars.
Another great change now i'm
pending is, it will not be so easy
hereafter for one TO be elected JUS
tice Of the peace OF precinct No. I
anywhere in the United States by
rearing up on ones hind legs. bray
ing like a iackass and twisting the
British lions tail.
Thoush we have not heard from
the kaiser recently. we suppose in
the matter Of the $4,000. 900. 600 in
demnity he expects TO demand Of the
United states he would be willinFto
knock of one billion for cash.
II is said the Franco Yanks or
Yanko-F'ranks in the Verdun sector
have adopted the slogan. We will
passi" We don't enthuse over ii.
In our specializing days. We used the
slogan. Il will pass" and it always
piled up sorrow and tribulatiOn for
us.
We have friend in Plymouth and
he is asking us TO pray that the
three big hogs he is fattening for
Christmas will not catch the cholera
or excite the covetOLsness Of a re-
publican. With all the JUNCTION we
possess.
Isaac Kane Parks suggests that
the Christian nations make the Jews
a present OF Turkey for Christmas!
Oh. well even n there viii be au-
tomobiles i'm heaven the indications
are there will be no congested thor
oughfares in the downtown section.
\ Laporte newspaper advt. reads.
Kill Germs and save Human Life"
We suppose the copy read xiii
Germans etc. and the printer ball
"a 10 up
The more the enemy howls for
peace the more we should shove the
gan into him. The Unconditionality
Of his surrender must be subject 70
question.
The situation is becoming so des-
perate for the kaiser IN France that
Ia lying 90 the German people about
the situation il may be found neces-
sary 10 put married men on the job.
The war may end too soon to en-
able the men being trained for fiat
foot Co get into the service. but 1t
can not last possibly long enough 20
cure the hat-headed men so that
they can get in;o the service.
Those visiting veterans OF France
ware far harfa~ afrfraf than our