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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-06-14

Knoxville, Tenn.-A series Of mvste.
rious thefts is reported here in the
stealing of a number of thermometer
tubes which contained liquor.
Tennessee is a bone dry" state. and
many daring deeds have been done
to quench an awful" thirst, but steal.
ing liquor thermometers is the mos.
desperate yet reported.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-06-14
AMUNDSEN LAUDS
NAVAL STATION

own country that when the hour
will be heard throughout the world.
sounding the death-knell of autocracy
and prOclaiming that the heartless
slayers of innocent folk have finally
been crushed"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-06-14
War Courses Added.

Norman, Okla.-The University OF
Oklahoma, in order to meet the war
needs, and the necessity of training
men along technical lines, has added
six special chemistry courses in the
school of mechanical engineering
The courses are on petroleum prod
ucts petroleum and natural gas
technology and several laboratory
Glasses.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-06-14
WElL-OEVElOPED LAD
PREPARES FOR ARMY

Knoxville. Tenn. - This CITY
claims distinction to giving
Uncle Sam the youngest enlisted
man in his aWy. He is Irwin
White. thirteen years old. The
boy is five feet ten inches tall.
weighs 175 pounds. and is won.
derfully developed. He has been
in training at Fort Oglethorpe
and hopes to be in France soon.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-06-14
Has His Hands Full

II thought knew what 1t was to
have responsibilities" said the head
of large concern.
But you found yourself mistaken ~
Yes. My wife went away, leaving
a poodle, Maltese cat and a bowl of
goldfish in my are."-Birmingham
Age-Herald.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-06-14

The rum-distillation industry of Bar
bados is growing in Importance. due
to the introduction of improved stills.
Increased cane crops, and larger de-
maDd for the product.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-06-14
The Solicitors Senator.

"Have the war appropriations gone
through"
"Not yet, senator. I'm glad to see
you so interested"
"Yes. l want to tack on little
salary increase for constituent Of
mine."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-06-14
Their ADVANTAGE.

yellow writer's can put any color
they like on q matter"
"Thit may be. but notice they are
generally read"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-06-14
No Case.

She-"How can you prove you are q
conscientious ObjectOr?" He-"I don't
have to prove 1t. l admit it."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-06-14

tuck. The saving and production Of
food has become a direct military con-
tributiOn to the winning of the war
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
NrM MnnLns rnR nLn9

=, AID Herbert Spencer. "Gve a form Of energy
- and I VIII make you a new world"
When Adam went forth, clad in ng leaves TO "earn
his bread in the sweat of his brow he represented
new form Of energy, manual labor, and certainly
the beginnings Of The making OF world The Lord
had tempered His judgment with mercy for hard work
not only aeviatos human sorrow but IS also the lever
that upfts mankind. After completing his easy and
pleasant task Of naming the animals birds and other
creations Adam was threatened with monoonous idle
ness likely that he would have reyoltcd against
ihe everlasting monoiony later, even If Eve
hadn't been thore promptly with the apple.
After this first form Of energy, manual labor, came
to make world there came the discovery Of
wheels Tho dscoyorcr OF round wheels is, perhaps,
losl n The beginnings history ne certainly
new form energy. which enabled 40 travel and
10 move heavy material, thus starting The making of a
new world
Much later came steam. and with SC new world.
qhcn electricity and petroleum. with ihe world agan
made over we know 81.
To-day, scientific thought is focused on 'garahed"
the greatest fake the greatest discovery Of form Of
energy since Adam rst put his hand u tools Of labor
The claim "garabed" is that is energy without
Of fuel labor, porpcuG notion plus limicss power
There is probably scrap heap mountain high Of per-
peiual motion machines but Garabod Giagosslan, who
would now make us a new world has convinced some
Of the brainest people in the country Of the supera-
t,e merit OF his discovery and Congress has seriously
accepted bis proposal 70 demonstrate That he has wnat
he claims.
Unlimited energy. without Of fuel or labor, would
surely make a world by being lcyoled TO beating
ihe Hun. if in other respect. But what about ITS
effect upon the morale OF me world? What the effect
upon the physical makeup Of manknd2 10 is true that
the hard labor in this iife is not equally divided. II
garabed' produced equabe distribution OF hardship
It might be an unqualified blessing. But suppose that
by abolishing work. 30 produced race OF loafcrs IT,
by reason Of this unlimited free energy, men do no
q
foods from the earth, mems physical necessities WILL In
time consist merely of head and bit OF a stomach
sufficient keep ihe head working. for 80 certain that
the parts Of not necessary 10 become atrophied
and finally disappear.
Say. when sou get TO dreaming the possibilities OF
this "garabeddcd' world t really seems wise 10
have Rockefeller somebody equally good corner
The 'garabed." early and plenty. doesn't 10?
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
Editorial Opinion
THE MERR EXponT Ian.

From tho Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Webb law permitting combina-
tions for expert trade, which has been
signed by President Wilson, Is not Of
great consequence in the immediate
commercial situation, when there is
concerted action IN nearly ali the great
industries. concii0ned il 10 is not en-
forced by the Governments, hut 10
means much for tho future. and is
ultimate effect may be even more far
reaching than the Advancement Of
foreign trade.
II the United states. after the war, Is
to develop It's maximum opportunity n
The worlds market, 10 must utilize all
Tho advantages OF unified effort in the
production OF goods as we'll as ia their
marketing, ami its business men must
be permitted TO operate on an equal
basis with their competitors az leasb as
TO method and system OF distribution.
Having recognized the advantages OF
combination in foreign trade 10 may
naturally bo expected that similar
recognition viii be given to possibili
ties Of properly restrained conbina
Nons In the domestic commerce ol
The country. Combination Is serving
the Government in time OF war snC
when the end Of This period comes. The
nation VIII, PERHAPS, have learned how
TO maze it compatible with the public
interest in times of peace.
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
The Second Cabinet
lFrom lhe National Republlcan)

President Wilson has organized what
Washington organs Of the administra-
ton call his second line cabinet or
'war cabinet" II represents Mr.. VIII
sons response TO The popular demand
for non-partlsan. and non-personal OK
ercise of war powers, and the conduct
OF the war as a peoples enterprise
rather than as party asset.
The personnel Of this 'war cabinet
is as follows
Herbert Hoover head Of the food adj
mnistration: Edward n. Hurley.
chairman Of The shipping board. Harry
A. Garfield, head Of the fuel admins
tration Vance Mccormick. chairman
OF the war trade board; Bernard NJ.
Baruch, chairman Of the war indus
tries board, and William G. McAdoo,
director general of railroads.
An analysis Of the membership OF
this second line cabinet" like that OF
the FIRST line cabinet is interesting
The second line cabinet" like the
first line cabinet" has no Republican
representation upon 70. Every men,
Der Is a personal political lieutenant Oi
the President except Herbert Hoover
who has lived abroad for many years
and presumably has no politics.
Vance Mccormack was i'm 1916 and
still Is chairman Of the Democratic M
tlonal Committee
Barney Baruch was The largest con
tributor TO the Democratic National
campaign fund I'm 1916, and is reported
TO have paid the deficit Of the com
mittee following the 1916 campaign.
Prof Harry 4 Garfield Ayroto "a cam.
paign letter in behalf OF Mr.. Wilson.
candidacy for reelection In 1916
William g. McAdoo is the politics
"llve wire' Of the FIRST lncw cabinet
a son-ln-law OF the President and IS
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
With The Paracraphers

General Foch, like General Jonrc, is a homo lover,
and avoids society. lie Is said TO live in small fiat
his ONCE when not at the front and 10 be devoted TO his
family The conventions OF society bore him Like the
provcrba Englishman he is fond Of taking long walks,
and knows when he is beaten. His saying that
the battle lost until its loss Is admitted" is ia
and indicates not only his military wisdom but
his and courageous philosophy. Already masid
Of strategy before the he has not been slow TO learn
the lessons OF the present conflict; rather indeed
has he developed added initiative decision and military
audacity Christian Science Monitor.
Lloyd Georges latest speech charscterisiically
frank and courageous frank in revealing the seriousness
OF The present crisis the front and behind IT,
gcOus prorcsine he only available remedy, dangerous
though It s.-phiadelphia Press.
Just now Germany is like the small boy with The
buclsaw aud the cord Of wood When asked why he
laborng in such mad haste he replied he wished
20 get through before his saw got dul-Chicsgo News
In a pistol fight between two men at Coon Holler
Saturday evening Dr. smith got OF the glasses in
bis spectacles cracked by gancing bullet Next time
he Will leave them at home-Arksnsaw Thomas Cat
France needs our help, but not to the end that she
may retire to bind her wounds In the last quarter OF
hour Of which Clemenceau spoke France viii be the
great hgure-New York sun.
Mrs Jude johnson wishes 10 deny The report that her
husband has the smallpox Whiskey rash is what the
old desil has" she said the telephone today
Alchson Globe.
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
QUICK relief
FROM CONSTIPATION
Get DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets

That is the joyful cry Of thousand.
since Dr. Edwards produced Olive TABLETS
the substitute for calomel. 9'~
Dr. edwards, q practicirg physicirn for
4! years and calomei's old.tirne e7e-nv
discovered the formula for Olive Tablsf'
VINE treating Patients for chronic cor.
stlEahon and torpid livers.
Dr. Edwards Olive Tablets do m,
contain calomel, but a healing. soothine
vegetable laxative. ~9'-''--
no gripping is the skeuotsn Of tbese
little sugar-coated, oiive-colored fsbiets
They cause the bowels and liver 10 scf
normally. They never force them fo
unnatural action. -'A ~
4 you have dark brown MOUTH NOW
and then = a bad breath "a dull' tired
1eeling-siek hesdache-torpid liver and
are eonshpated, you'll find quick, sure and
oIliy pleasant results from one or two III
tle DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets - ts,is;,-e
4 thousands take one or two every nizSf
Just TO keep right. Try them. i6e sn5
&c per box. All druggists.
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
T,TTr.E-T,frt

TFSHE application Of the censorship grows confusing.
We are forbidden Go know he addresses Of our
killed in action 10 discuss the shortcomings our con-
duct Of the war is condemned giving information to
The enemy, although the country said to be fun OF
enemy spies; and we derive much Of our from
the allied press because Government keeps il
from papers
But the Government officials do not always maintain
that which really counts for something this
One would think, for instance. that the invention
Of Weapon potent for oncnse or defense would be
matter calling for the utmost secrecy yet officials
have more than taken the public into their conf
denee by announcing such inventions from the platform
What could be interesting to the German officers.
FOR instance. than the information that the United States
had carried highly successful experiments with
q invention Of prime importance, namely. an in
srunent which locates long high calber guns so
accurately that shell be dropped within the danger
space surrounding the enemy gum
The caiope OF the Administration spilled that infor-
nation the other day. according press reports Sec
rotary RcdAeid not military straegst but be will
TAX and ini inaon such this should be impaired
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
ECZEMA CAUSES YEARS
OF INTENSE AGONY

81 have suffered intense agony from
Eczema on my leg and other parts OF my
rarv relief from other preparations. tt il
only a month since / started 10 use PET
ERSON'S OINTMENT. and there is no
TO mer-Ceo. G. Talbot, q Penheld ST.,
Peterson. just as sincere and honest as
Buffalo, n. Y.
I've got a hundred testimonials, says
this one Years ago when / FIRST started
10 put out PETERSON'S OINTMENT. 1
made up my mind TO give big box for n
small price. and I'm stin doing It, as every
druggist in the country knows.
/ guarantee PETERSONS OINTMENT
because 7 know that its mighty healing
power is marvellous. say TO every one
teed for Eczema. Pimples, salt Rheum,
Qua Sores. Blind, Bleeding and itching
piles. Ulcers skin Diseases, Cnalins,
satisfactory any druggist will return your
money. 80 cents.
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
EcGs rIF1Y YEARs srALE

BY the United Press.
PHILADELPHIA, April is.--Eggs from
China-not China eggs, but hens eggs
from the Orient-ffiy years young have
been seized by Robert SINNERS, agent
OF the State Dairy and Food C5mmis-
sion.
Eggs is eggs. but ffty-year-old eggs
although sim eggs are not the proper
kind OF hen-frult for Philadelphia. ia
the opinion Of Mr.. SINNERS. The whole
proceeding ran IN flfties. There were
fifty cases Of the eggs, they were flfty
years old. and it took SINNERS just
about so seconds TO taboo them
The consignment was packed in air
tight-cans and was 10 have been pul
In cold storage at the Reading Termi-
nal plant until bakers needed them foI
cake. They were canned" alright.
Evening journal., 1918-04-30

reported to be a candidate for the Dem
ocratic Presidential nomination in 1920
Others say he is managing President
Wilson's campaign for denomination.
Edward n Hurley was one of the
most prominent business men among
Wilson's supporters in 1916.
Mr.. Hoover, as before stated, has
lived abroad for years and presumably
has no politics.
This finishes the list Of members Of
the second line cabinet"
10 reminds us that in Canada the
war is being run by coalition cabinet
composed Of members OF parliament
representing the two great parties OF
the country in the same proportion
that these parties contribute votes TO
the support Of the government, volun-
teers; conscripted men and taxes for
the support of the war; which many
people might say is as it should be.
Evening journal., 1918-04-30

When 100000 soldiers are in action
the wounded win number approx
mstely 10000 and major or minor
operations win be necessary upon
about 10000 OF them. while 5000 men
viii require medical attention.
This gives an idea OF The work sud
denly thrown upon an army medical
service in battle such as has been
raging in France, only instead Of iOO-
600 men in action there are around
100000 engaged. The Rer Cross, there
fore, is not exaggerating when it tells
American women that surgical dress
ings cannot be oyersupplied
Tho United States army medical ser
wee now has turned over 90 the Rcd
Cross the task of supplying our army
with surgical dressings The army will
furnish the materials and the women
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
M0TOR MAIL ROUTEs.

~ CONGRESSMAN EDMUND PLATT, OF the state OF New
" York. is an ardent supporter OF the proposition TO
establish motor mall routes TO the country districts
cities. II the roads be good enough to give the
trucks fair chance Mr.. pla believes the proposed
system viii prove Of great value to both the farmer end
the consumer.
10 is proposed to collect varied farm products
from small postolces in the country from crossroads.
and from the farms along the road and deliver them
directly TO the consignoos thus eliminating the expense
Of that middemen and much loss Of time from producer
to consumer. 1T to me-" says Mr. Platt that
this is project that deserve every encouragement at
this time"
Evening journal., 1918-04-30

will do the work, according TO specifl-
cations made by the army. 1t IS a
fine compliment to Red Cross work
ers.
One surgeon in the course OF seven
or eight hours will use between 300
and 200 packets OF surgical dressings,
or from i80O TO $500 individual dress
ings. Multiply this by the hundreds
and thousands Of surgeons working at
top speed In great battle and still fur
lhcr emphasis is given 10 the statement
that an ovcrsupply is impossible.
Nearly an the wounded recover. The
percentage Of wounded who recover in
this war is higher than in any other
war because aid is given promptly
right behind the trenches, at first aid
station in a dugoui, then at the evac-
uation hospital and finally at a base
hospital
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
THE CONSTITUTION. FOR INSTANCE.

~ GORGE CREEL official spokesman OF the adm.nstra-
VI ton says he Is proud that America was unprepared
when we entered the war; for 10 have been prepared
"would have given The lie to every thing ourselves
believed and 10 self-ayowed position before the
world"
Our sef-avowed position before the world is an
nounced in the preamble TO the constitution which de-
cares our purposes among which is to provide for the
common defense
Preparedness would not have given the lie to that
self-avowed position.
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
CORRECT. MIR. cU.NcFIIoR,

q NYIIOW. Bonar Law, chancellor Of the British
"A Exchequer, feels cheerful about it,
Last year. Great Britain lent the Allies S2525 100000
while the United States lent them si750OOOOO0
1T is only necessary for to lean the United
States to the amount the other Allies lean In
other words, sefsupporting," says Bonar Law.
Passing debts along to third party surely is
a happy process. But Uncle sam is tho reliable and
willing party to on all right, the Liberty Loan
subscriptions in Delaware and the other States clearly
show
Evening journal., 1918-04-30

'The Kiss Burglar" musical romance in which Miss
Fay Banter is starring made hit at the Playhouse
last evening In consequence, il doubtless will have
arge audiences throughout the week Manager Aemann
fortunate in being able TO gel such attractive
show for the entertainment OF Wilmington theatre
guers. Their appreciation attested by The many
rounds OF hearty applause that greeted the opening per-
formance In theatrical parance, 1T took the house"
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
HEN MARKS HER EGGS 4Ir. s.

SPOKANE, Wash, April 3O.-A black
Minorca hen belonging to J. P. Heckert
recently came out strong behind the
government and laid an egg ~Nith the
initials ~. s. on one end Mrs. Hen
apparently wanied 20 reassure Herbert
Hoover that her intentions were right,
Evening journal., 1918-04-30

While the Senate debating the espionage BILL
The four and a-half billion dollars Of indemnity
which Germany exacts is The least Item in The cost Of
Bolsheyh government to Russia The loss Of national
selfasscrtou. OF international respect much
than money. Money be made ruined national
reputation never be wholly replaced.
Evening journal., 1918-04-30

George Cree said the Liberty motor IS 'one hundred
per perfect the day that he said this the
from Washington that we have 1900 Spanish
motors for aircraft along with Rolls-Royce
English motors and some Gnome and La Rhome French
motors. This sounds like knock in the Liberty motor
despite what George Creel says.
Evening journal., 1918-04-30

In the Stale OF Massachusetts Is located a oonccntra
ton camp where sailors taught the Of the re-
vover the machine gun and tho rife weapons in the
boarding Of ships and for closeup lighting The camp
reioices in the name Camp Plunkeu
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
TUESDAY, APRIL 30, 1918.
AIoyAL PATTY.

"1n 1864 the Republican party stood for the
Union. As it spood for the Union of States, it
now stands for a united people, true TO American
ideals, loyal to American traditions knowing no
allegiance except TO Tho Constitution, 20 tho
Government and 20 the nag of the United statos."
--Republican Platform, 1916
Evening journal., 1918-04-30

Persons who confident to what going to
do to Germany in the treaty Of peace should set down
their dusty histories and read the story OF the Congress
of Vienna IL is TO be hoped that we shall have
Talleyrand at some new Vienna, but shall be foolish
II forget Bacons assertion that histories make
wise
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
CLEMENCEAU aT II.

Ok months Of life all Frances great PREMIER
~ Georges Cemenceau, asked. AZ n years Of age his
physicians find him sound a nut.
This is the age conemptuously referred 60 by Pres-
dent Wilson, in that speech Of indianapolis which he
would like to forget, when "men old enough TO be
grandfathers." But Clemenceau, at H. is a Nirle as
anYone.
Evening journal., 1918-04-30

for the egg was unusually small
"The initials are raised and are very
distinct. They could readily be photo
graphed," Mr. Heckert said Il gue~s
the hen thought she was a soldier
Evening journal., 1918-04-30

was wrestling with tho definition Of treason General
Leonard Wood speaking TO Red Cross workers in New
York, forward N1th that is compact and
gestiye "Msmanagcment- in any cause" ho said. lis
treason"
Evening journal., 1918-04-30

The ousting Of Bishop Paul Jones historic nsmel-
OF Utah. from his by the House Of Bishops OF the
Episcopal Church because OF his paciism is a step in
the forward march Of the church militant which is to
be the church triumphant
Evening journal., 1918-04-30

Violation Of Holland by the German autocras would
surprise nobody. Same Switzerland and all other
neutraIs Any neulras rights are just as safe as Bel
gium's were.
Evening journal., 1918-04-30

to him until the German government has been formally
notified
newspaper that would give away secret OF This
kind would be promptly Burlcsoned.
Evening journal., 1918-04-30
What a Great Battle Means

bulletin Red Crosse
Evening journal., 1918-04-30

Advertising rates application.
No attention paid 70 unsigned communications.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-10-17
100 dozen hand made Madeira
 napkins $5.85 per dog.

Surely no thrifty housewife will deny herself this excep- tional chance to save. Today only we offer 100 dozen 13- inch hand made Madeira tea napkins that are regular ly worth 7.50, for 5.85 per dozen. These splendid nap kins are shown in a score of new and beautiful designs. All are embroidered by hand. They are appropriate for the best dining room.
 They are on sale for today only. Main Floor
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-10-17
Notions

For Thursday sell ing in the October
 Record Week
 COTTON TAPE-Roll of 10 yards superfine quality, in assorted widths. 1O Per roll lZC KOHINOOR SNAP FAST ENERS-All sizes, in O.. black and white. Dozen CC KID CURLERS-Black or tan, soft and pliable. 7 Per package of F C FEATHERSTITCH BRAID White and colors, in bolts of three yards. n Per bolt JC DE LONG HOOK AND EYE TAPE-White or black, size No. 3. 0n Per yard kVC PEARL BUTTONS-Fishey1 and regular eye, superfine grade. r Per dozen OC PAD HOSE SUPPORTERS Four-strap styles, with large pad and rubber covered but tons, in black, white, light blue and pink. Cn Per pair OJC VENDING COTTON SILK Black, white and colors. also handcraft, in white or black. Per ball DC
 Main FIeer
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-10-17
LaceS round thread matched
 sets 5c and 712c yd

For today's Shoppers we place on sale about 200 pieces of extra fine quality round thread laces in match sets. These laces were made in Calais, France, and today would cost you from 15c to 25c per yard had we not pre- pared especially for this oc- casion.
 As it is, you have the oppor- tunity to select patterns that appeal to you most and pay from Sc to 71ac yard.
 Lace Section, Main Floor
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-10-17
35c percales Thursday

Here the third the special offering today lords chance to buy a5c percaes of full wide and of fine smooth finish in rpe checks both light and dark colors This most decidedly tempting value that
 appeal to all women. Floor