Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-19
Old Traders
DOPE

Siucc OID TRADER has been
Nol'hlD own ana TWO friends
have asked him Ia run for mayor, br
nov hns many IISIiDNNAIHIS.
one Lady cnllcd up and said; "Is
this Oib IkNDiNP"
YES"
"Did Nou teach school Ia pOSSI VI
1hVII Mo. tor my cents per day y9"
"Nc~m."
MA tUu hunt ppSSt Nh aud sell
hcir SKINS for ILN1 IOUAt,D
aud tlirn 'oOk the pDSSJM win
SWEET rOrNrOfS?'
"Nc~'m"
'bh 40 hh'c partner there who
b. now 'cry PROMINENT cry
uIFleIAl?"
"a object"
She said, Il DEMAND An An.
SNIIt."
hut. Lady, pcoplc from pOSSUM
lHOlf NINEt 1ELI ANY TALES
OiT OF SCHOOL"
Then she said. II like your PLAT.
IoiiM In MANY wNYs--such ns
Nv INfOkt EMLNT, tLININA.
non of GRAFT: ENEiNTHING 10
bc DONE In the OPEN and NOrII.
INC COVERED W. "a SQUARE
DEAL Ia all niikci and tu GIVE
itII TINE 10 the city Ia make ID
GHtAILH and DEI'IER."
She said. II don't think n city OFF,
Ger should use IptH DAYS out oI
lhttti FIVE hooking out after hl.
PRIVATE BUSINESS"
She said. II THINK ,ou are right
about DNt NkENNESS being "a DIS
EASE that should he TREATED the
same as Tuberculosis. like your
plan of DOtroNI>G them. and I also
think You ARE right la your plan to
have All the drunk- arrested aud
lined tn the fun limit and take their
money or sentence them To work On
the streets, ana then n they viii CON
AIN1 WILLINGLY To take NEDi-
CAL TREATMENT aud are cured
then to give them all their none,
lnck and let them go home happy
INSTEAD OF going home as they do
now, CHASING the CHURCHES and
from JAZZ. our PREACHERS do
not understand, SIMPLY BECAUSE
,hcy have never bccn POISONED on
Tulsa Made BOOLI,, which ~ mixed
with tISH-BERHiES. TOBACCO
JUICE, ARSENIC. etc.
also Hike your plan of ENCoUH-
NGING PRODUCTION by giving
BABY BORN In your rARkViEw
PLACE, or your GARDEN CITY
OEti, or YOUR NOSEHILL RANCH.
pr your MARYLAND GARDENS.
during the year 1918. also like
your plan Of selling homesitcs Ia In.
boring people. either lots or acres,
I'm terms. TEN dollars down and TEN
dollars per month. and II Is Kind OF
YOU Ia sign their NOTES To get mate
rial to build their houses with. aud I
know you are happy Ia have three
hundred or their BABIES call OLD
TRADER old DAD Hut I really
think that Mrs, TRADER was wrong
when she hought 80 many OVER
All.S, thinking that all the women Of
Tulsa would wear oNcriils simply be-
cause thcy are soon going to be al
lowed tO vote. She mhy have good
luck selling her ~. n. SHOES and
her noted STAR BRAND SHOES. and
her DRY GOODS, hut She can not
get Tulsa women Ia wear hcr over.
nlis."
Now" she said, "OId Trader.
iind no real fault in you. but II Is
big Jump from being POSSJM
HUNTER and u SCHOOL TEACHER
la poSStM TROIr. MO, nj salary
OF FIFTY CENTS per dny, to the
office of mayor Of Tulsa rcnr,
think, ON TRADER, ihat you are
not SMART ENOUGH To run the
p,ayor'S office Tor there nrc ~ many
things to do ihat common people do
not understand, such ns letting out
hig contracts, etc, collecting money
and spending II. nnd appointing Off
GERS. I think that rs YOU were eaincd
up la such EXTREME CONStliNA- |
TISM. that YOU would not he nc |
ENOIGH for the job of spending the |
money W Tulsa"
Then Old TRADER said. sister |
YOU can nor vote now
She snid. THAT is true, but we |
WOMEN viii all Ia voting u long |
time before OLD TRADER * mayor
nf Tulsa"
Then Old TRADER said. Sister. |
simply because n man ls smart and |
goes In good SoCictN, and prnys In .
church. Is not SURE sign he Is
HONEST. JUDAS went In the REST |
COMPANY and was TREASURER of
the CHURCH, but lie could not RE
NIST the TEMPTATION OF GRAFT.
I therefore he sold our SAVIOUR for
SILVER. Our GREAT LINCOLN |
once SPLIT RAILS for his meat and
to he made PRESIDENT, and the
mule stood tied up 10 post while
took the OATH OF Of
ice, our GREAT PRINCE OF
PEACE rodc an nm ass. Our present
mayor of Tulsi, came from tho
STICKS sucnt POSSUM rROTr. Mo.
oID TRADER will not tell anything
on an OLD FRIEND. II YOU can not
say anything good for OLD TRADER,
then PLEASE SAN SOMETHING
DAD---say anything. just so the pco-
In tho RACE for MAYOR Old /
TRADERS CAMPAIGN headquarters
is at TRADERS No. 1, at 100 East
FIRST Street INIRNRODN VEL