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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-17
FOR REPRESENTATIVE

10 the Democratic Voters of Poll
County, Florida:
hereby announce my candidacy
10 succeed myself as representative
IN the State Legislature Of Florida
subject to the action Of the Democrat
&c Primary. II elected / will serve
the people to the best Of my ability
solicit your support.
A. J. MORGAN.
Candidate in Group One.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-17
Old False Teeth Wanted
Don't Matter II Broken

nav 50 to s15 per set. Also cash
,or old gold, silver, and broken Jew
eIrv Send by parcel post and receive
o,,.o, NV return mail. VIII hold
1904. 10 days for sender's approval
80 s NV offer. l.. Massr, 1Oo7 3d. 9th
St. Phila,, Pc,
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-17
NOTICE CALLING ELECTION SUBMITTING
PROPOSED CHARTER AMENDMENT

Notice Is hereby given that, In accordance
with Section II OF the Charter Of the City OF
Lakeland, an election will be held in the City
OF Lakeland, at the City Hall, in said City
q Lakeland, Polk County, Florida, on May
l4th 1918, for the purpose OF submitting the
following proposed amendment to the City
Charter for the ratification Of rejection o.
such charter amendment by the City, and an
election is hereby called for that purpose.
The polls will be open on said date from
seven o'clock a, m. until sunset
Ry order Of the Board Of City Commits
sioners this 9Th day Of April. A. d. 1913.
T. c. FLANAGAN, Mayor.
JOHN KEEN,
FRANK II. THOMPSON,
o. ]. POPE,
T. B. 0'STEEN,
Commissioners.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-17
Political announcements

lature of Florid, subject to the &C.
ton of the Democratic Primary. Ii
elected, will serve the people to the
best of my ability. Earnestly solicit
your support.
In Group 2.
w. 0. WILLIAMS.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-17
FOR REPRESENTATIVE

To the Democratic Voters of Polk
County;
hereby announce my candidacy
for representative in the Florida Leg
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-04-17

740S-Tues
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-05-24
MEAT CAUSE Of
KIDNEY TROUBLE
Take Salts to flush Kidneys if
Back hurts or Bladder
bothers

IL YOU must have yout meat eyer,
day eat &c. but rlush your Kidney
with salts occasionally say. 90 noted
authority who tell. u. that meat
forms url, gp,l which almost par
alyxr- the kiducys Boo their efforts tu
pNp,l % from the blood They ho.
come sluggish and weaken then sou
suffer with % dull misery 100 the tid
upy rcpiuu sharp pains iu the ba,.
ur sick headache, dizziness. YOUR
stomach suur-. tougu, BIS coated and
whom the weather is bad YOU have
rheumatic twlugcs. The urine get,
cloudy. fun 81 sediment. the channels
often get sore aud irritntcd. obligiug
YOU TO seek relief two or three times
during the night.
To urutrulizr these .%rrit3unr acids.
200 ,..,n-" tho Kidney, nud flush urf
Oh. hudy.s uuiuuus waste get fuHi
ounces ~ Iad Suits from tu, phar.
macy here take q tablespoonful in a
glass OF water before breakfast for
90 few days uu1 Your kidneys Wi
then lH' fu, This famous salts b.
made from the acid ct rrtpr. uu.
Lennon Juice combined with uthI.
900, bats br'u used Ton generations p,
filsh and stimulate sluggish kidney.
also To- ucutriuI, tho acids iu uriH.
200 70 uu longer Irr,tlte-. thu- .udlnr
bladder weakness
Iad Salt. i- inexpensive cannot BOZ.
3Io .ud utr"- % delightful c@ffrrvc-
cent NthiH water drink
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-05-24

rhunc .. Red nnrn. 81 West Cop.
per. Tor first class livery. v. T..
Irimblc n Go.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-05-24
On SAN II.lIPl D\N

VI ~p'llIN uNIi. piD NBI
90 il;pt T., N~III;NDO\ NND
NIGHT \ GRAND BNI Will Bj.
GIVEN IOR TIiF BENEFIT OI'
lliI OiB TOMS SOCIETY on
NiIl VI PROJECTIONS mn NEST
81 w 81. INE,HN O>f CT NHNN-
IiIb \ coon IiMI. COM NND
I \JDN NOt H~IINIS.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11
WHY CHART LACKED DETAIL
Wife Found II Simply Impossible TO
Put Down All the Remarks
Hubby Had Made.

A physician needed nurses medi-
sal chart, but had none at hand. The
mans wife was nursing him. SO he
drew lines on a sheet of paper to rep
resent chart. He instructed the wife
how to fill 1t out and left.
Next day the physician called, looked
at the chart and was puzzled to find
so many remarks registered. far re-
moved from things medical-remarks
most irrelevant, in fact. He asked an
explanation from the wife-and he got
it Wifey motioned the physician to
follow her into the adjoining room
whispering to him that she did not
wish husband to hear the apology she
must make for him.
you see, doctor, couldn't put down
all the remarks he made, even If you
did want to know them. I'm awfully
sorry-but-you-see-he used Sc
many swear words about you, doctor
because you wanted to know ever,
word man said"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11
What "HIs eItr Really Means.

As first used In England. His Bit"
was Intended to convey the impression
OF his all" but the term "bit" as used
In this country rather minimizes the
task before US. Men think Of one doing
his Bit In sense Of smallness rather
all. Let's find some new expression
stronger. more emphatic, more ALIEN
bracing. and yet not profane. which
conveys the thought that we must do
cur utmost in this great world war
Manufacturers Record.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11
WHO FIGHTS AT HOME? SAY |!
(By ROLAND c. USHER, Of the Wig
ilantes)

We cannot fight n war and still do
business as usual. This means you
and not other people. You might MS
well come to It first as last. The war
is unusual and we shall have TO have
unusual business to deal with 1t.
The gist OF 1t is this: The nation
has just so many hands and just so
much energy--just so much raw mate
rial and labor. There are only "a
hours In the day and 1866 days in the
year. We can make on'y so many
things in given time with given
supply of time and material. If we
make some things we cannot make
others. If we put sugar into candy to
stun idle women we cannot have jam
TO feed the soldiers. If we make au-
tos for pleasure only. we cannot use
that material. labor and energy for
tanks and airplanes. If we burn the
gasoline on Sundays. the boys In
France cannot use 1t in battle.
The whole truth is that we must
stop business as usual. And-this is
where you come in-you must stop
spending as usual. Do II now. Put
your money into gunpowder and not
face powder; into tanks and not limou-
sines; into food for the trenches in
stead of spending II In hotels and res
taurants. But you cannot buy directly
for the army. The government must
do II. Give the government the money
and BUY \ LIBERTY BOND.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11
Your Bond Buys Explosives.

Many farmers here in America have
used giant powder or dynamite In
blasting out stumps and rocks and In
preparing hillside for an orchard.
Explosives are dangerous to handle
and we all ,iuck our heads and run
when the charge is to be set off. Over
In France today our sons are having
the stuff hurled at them every minute
OF the day and night with an OCCASION
al volley of gas SHELLS that choke and
strangle to death and they don't dare
run. With the boys looking death In
the face over there. we can do no more
than look the issue squnrely In the
fnce here at home and buy Liberty
Bonds and see that they are provided
with ammunition to return the kaiser
Just ms good rs he is sending across 10
our trenches.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11
Animals Admitted to Heaven.

According to the Mohammedan re-
liglon, ten animals were worthy of adj
mission to heaven. They were:
The dog Kratim Of the Seven Sleep
ers of Ephesus. These martyrs were
walled in Il cave and slept go years,
the dog sleeping with them.
Balaam's ass which reproved the
prophet.
Solomon's ant which reproyed the
sluggard.
.Ionah's whale.
The ram of Israel which was Offered
in sacrifice by Abraham in place OF
Isaac.
The camel of Saleb.
The cuckoo of Belkis.
The OK of Moses
Al Borak. the marvellous steed which
carried Mohammed to heaven.
The ass on which Jesus rode into
Jerusalem.-People's Home Journal.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11
BUY LIBERTY BONDS
Democracy and Liberty Under
going the Supreme Test.
Americans Face Great Duties In Pro-
vldino Food Products and Aiding
Our Soldiers and Our Allies
in War.
(By HAPsBURe LIEBE Of the vloI.
iantes.)

t6y hAPSBURG LiEBE Of the Vigil
iantes.)
Democracy and Liberty are not al
ways synonymous, perhaps, but they
mean the same to us now, certainly
A military autocracy. after more than
forty years of thorough and cunning
preparation, great part of 1t by means
or weapons of our own invention, has
thrust our Democracy and our Liberty
into the cruclble to test 1t out, to see
whether 1t would hold good. They did
not believe IT would hold good, those
Prussian militarists they do not be-
iieve II yet. We believe II will, but our
belief has been made up heretofore
largely of egotism and blindness.
Democracy and Liberty. the worlds
with our own, is now undergoing the
supreme test. OF course there is dross,
and 1t is coming to the top rapidly.
There Is inefflclency, mismanagement,
grave mistakes that even our national
leaders have made; there has been
some graft. no doubt; there has been
nome playing of politics; there has
been profteering. but all this is only
the dross floating to the top of the
crucible. We were never q military
nation, you know. The biggest of our
mistakes. ! think. was in our shipbuild-
Ing program. but we were never n ship
building nation. either. However. this
dross is all being cleared away.
Fully GO per cent of the winning OF
this war depends upon us here at home.
We have three great duties upon us
now as we never had them upon US
before-those of us who can grow food
products must grow more than ever
we must all aid in the saving of foods.
and especially wheat. meats. and
sugar and all of us who can. though
II may necessitate some sacrifice. must
buy these new Liberty bonds. Proper
'y carried through. these three great
duties will prove the overbalancing
power In the winning of the war. be-
yond n doubt. The growing of great
crops and the conservation OF food
and the buying of Liberty bonds, quick
ly mean enough food for our soldiers
and our allies. and enough ships 10
carry II. If we fail In THIS the die OF
destiny Is quite likely to fall with its
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. upward for us II
| we do not fail. then Democracy and
Liberty Will come out of the crucibls
covered with glory. The result Is
Inevitable.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER

Has been used for all ailments that
are caused by disordered stomach
ache. constipation, sour stomach,
nervous Indigestion. fermentation of
food. palpitation Of the heart caused by
gases in the stomach. August Flower
is gentle laxative. regulates digestion
both in stomach and intestines, cleans
and sweetens the stomach and alimen-
tary canal. stimulates The liver to Sc
crete the bile and impurities from the
blood. Sold in all civilized countries.
Give IL trial.-Adv.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11

puildIng-up for the Spring Attack at
Front is n good deal like putting
body In condition for an Invasion
the germs of grip, pneumonia or
ring fever" here at home.
~ this time of the year most people
er from a condition often called
ing Fever. They feel tired, worn
- before the day is hail thru. They
IN have frequent headaches and
letimes "plmply" or pale skin and
BE lips. The reason for this is that
hg the wlntertlme. shut up with
30ors, eating too much meat and
little green vegetables. one heaps
Into the system which is not burned
Ind the clinkers remain to poison
pystem--a clogging up OF the circu-
)n-wifh inactive liver and kidneys.
to put your house In order.
n an invigorating tonic which VIII
~ the blood. put new life In the
sparkle to the eyes. and a
esome skin, nothing does so well
glycerlc herb extract made from
EN- Seal root, Blood and Stone
Oregon grape root and Wild
~ bark. This can be had In con-
ent, ready-to-use tablet form ut all
stores, sixty cents, and has been
for the pnst fifty years as DR..
ce's Golden Medical Discovery. BY
bn of the nerves feeding on the
when the blood Is pure the
Rs feel the effect, and neuralgia or
nerve pains disappear because
pain Is the cry of the starved
b for food. When suffering from
lche, frequent or scanty urine
hattie pains here or there. or thai
ant tired feeling. the simple why
ercome these disorders is merely
btnin DR.. Pierce's Anurlc from
drucrIet. In tablets. sixty cents
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11
"Home Crown DRUGS.

W War conditions have cut off our sup
ply OF digtalis, and we are obliged 10
turn to our own resources for the drug.
Tinctures made from the wild species
fox In Washington
and Oregon, compare favornbly with
Nose made from the imported article.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11

Anoint spots Of dnndruff with Cuti-
eura Ointment. Follow at once by a
bot shampoo with Cuticura Soap, II a
nan; next morning II woman. For
nee samples address. "Cuticurn. Dept
=, Boston" At druggists and by mail.
0oap rs, Ointment % and 50.-Adv.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11
Hardly the Thing.

81 want shgan-something to
denote excellence"
at has stood the test of time You
can't beat that for slogan"
Hardly suitable In this case, old
cs>p. want this for joke book Tin
getting out."-Louisville Courier-Jour-
nal.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11
Has His Hands Full.

Il thought l knew what it was to
have responsibilities, said the. head
of large concern.
But you found yourself mis-
taken?"
"Yes NV wife went away, leav-
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11

This is old Grouch's birthday. I
him about it,"
"Wish him many unhappy returns
of the day"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11
His Fear.

"Are you not tempted to retire from
politics:'
NO replied Senator Sorghum
that's proposition concerning which
| fear compulsion. not temptation"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11

The girl at the counter who sells two
yards of ribbon to the customer who
wanted only one is also doing her bit
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11

DR.. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver,
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet
for laxative, three for cathartic. Ad.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11
Pity the Nelqhbors.

us your daughter fond of the
needle?"
VERY, If you refer To the gramo-
phone needle. Boston Transcript.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11

Smoking is said to calm the nerves.
n other words the more man fumes
the less he frets.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11
All But.

Grnndma-He'd make you a good
hGsband by all accounts.
Bessic--All accounts but bank ac-
Gount.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11

No. Herbert. you cannot have your
boss arrested because he fires you.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11

"what do you think Of this idea Of
getting next to the soll?'
"All right. II you can strike pay
dirt"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11
Not to Be Expected.

Josephine had quiet wedding,
didn't sheF" "Oh. no; she had to be
there, you know"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11

Most men who are willing to do
good are not in position to make good
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11
The Reason.

''Why did you make an open fire in
this room?" Because l saw the CRATE
opportunity for one"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11

When you bury an old luminosity
never mind the gravestOne.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11

Money makes the mare 90, and mar
f1nge makes the money go.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11

ing a poodle, Maltese cat and bowl
of goldfish in my care"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11
More Than One Way.

Jonah entered the whale.
Another way of saving daylight -
he remarked.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11

Many a mans belief In his superior
wisdom makes fool of him.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-04-11

W. N. w., Salt Lake City, No. 15--1s1s.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1918-10-11
THE PRESIDENTS REPLY

The president has met the adroit
approach of the German chancellor
with mastery skill. Maximilian's re-
quest was ambiguous, and we believe
it was intended to be ambiguous.
If it was sincere, the president has
now given him the opportunity to
prove his sincerity by making the
German offer clear.
If it was not sincere, the president
has prevented Macmillan from turn
ing to the German people and saying:
"You see, we offer America peace on
her own terms, and she has refused
them. | have exposed the insincerity
of her principles. / have revealed the
real purpose of the Allies. You see
now it is to destroy the German
people. Therefore, fight on"
That was shrewd thrust. But the
president has parted it. The stu
alton remains in his hands.
But the president has not only
avoided this danger. He has given
Germany frankly and Enthusiastically
the true basis of negotiations. This
is no acadamic acceptance of princi-
pies. 1t is not words. 1t is deeds.
He has told Germany that we shall
not ask our allies to rest their victor
ious arms or even talk peace till the
central powers have gone back to
their own boundaries. "The good
faith of any discussion would mani
testify depend upon the consent of the
central powers Immediately to with
draw their forces everywhere from
invaded territory"
The president has named here the
sine qua non of any dealings with
central Europe. All America is back
of him. He has shown Potsdam that
he is not walking into any trap. he
has given the German people Stern
warning of the terms upon which they
must seek peace. 1t is for them to
choose whether they will pay now or
Tribune.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1918-10-11
STATEMENT OF OWNERSHIP.

Statement of the ownership, manage
ment, circulation, ETC., required by
the Act of Congress of August oath,
1912 of The True Northerner, pub
lished weekly at Paw Paw, Michigan
October lst, 1918.
That the names and addresses of
the publisher, editor, managing
editor and business managers are:
Publishers, The True Northerner
Publishing Co., Paw Paw, Michigan
Editor, Frank N. Wakeman, Paw
Paw, Michigan.
Managing Editor, A. N. Cole, Paw
Paw, Michigan.
Business Managers, +. N. Wakeman
and A. n. Cole, Paw Paw, Michigan
Corporation capitalized at 100000
Par value of stock $4,000
F. N. Wakeman, 40 shares, Paw
Paw, Michigan.
A. n. Cole, so shares, Paw Paw,
Michigan.
Mamie E. Wakeman, 1 share, Paw
Paw, Michigan.
Frank N. Wakeman, Editor
Sworn and subscribed before me
this 1st, day of October 1918.
VIM. C.. Mosier
[Seall Notary Public
My commission expires November 16
1918.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1918-10-11
Armed Vehicles Failed.

In 1874, when Holland attempted
to invade France by sea she furnished
the expedition corps with large num-
bers of armed vehicles, which were con-
ceived with the idea Of arresting the
rushes of the cavalry. In addition
there were companies of grenadiers
provided with grenades not dissimilar
In principle from those of today. How
ever, in landing on Belle Isle they
were hurled back by the Bretons and
their carts and grenadiers forced into
the sea.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1918-10-11
roboisk Gives Promise.

TObOlsk Is the mere beginning Of
a city. Some day a great metropolis
will stand there. Tobolsk today is
what St Louis or Chicago was hun
dred years ago. The half million
square miles Of the province Of To
bolsk include huge areas Of rich land,
although the northern reaches are lap
ped by the Arctic ocean. Already a
great part Of II is sown in wheat and
the cattle are increasing from year to
year. With the building of railways
these great Siberian plains will tell
the story of our own West over again.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1918-10-11

Mrs. Kawler-"Then you and young
Mr.. Sharp are not on speaking terms
any mOreT" Mrs. Blunderby-"No, In
deed. The last time l met him l told
him my husband had locomotive attack
STA, and the young whippersnapple had
the impudence to ask If he whistled at
crossings"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1918-10-11
Before Days Of Furnaces.

Yule is an Anglo-Saxon word for
Christmas, hence Yuletide, meaning
Christmas time, and the yule log which
used to be piled on the hearth for the
making of a big, cheerful fire. The
yule log was thought to bring good
fortune and bits OF It's charred re-
mains were saved to start the next
years Christmas fire with. But that
was before the days Of furnaces or
baseburners.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1918-10-11
possessed nenmrea ralen,.

Employer-"The position requires a
great amount of mechanical expert
ence." Applicant-'I have owned Sec
ond-hand automobile for two months"
Employer-"Accepted l"-Life.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-03-19
OIL OR SAND
(By George E. Bowen of The
Vigilantes)

(By George E, Bowen OF The
Vigilantes)
The wheels of necessity never have
gone around so fast as they are 60
ing to day.
They need all the help the patriots
of humanity can give them.
The strain on the wheels call for
double strained oil.
Keep out the sand that wears and
tears and wrecks.
Out Of your disposition.
Out of your calculations.
Out of your faith.
Out of your service.
Put more oil on your political bear
ings and into your patriotic profess
sions.
Keep smooth and silent.
Ever had a grain of sand in your
eye?
= What mountain was it remainder
of?
Think how that same grain of sand
would feel in the loyal wheels of
American service or government, run,
ming at top speed.
Look sharp, neighbor,
The big machine at Washington
feeds, clothes, arms, equips, shelters
and directs several million finished
soldiers-and lot more in the max
ing.
Turn your prejudice and peevish.
ness into power-big, hearty, honest
to-goodnees, "willto-win" POWER
for the Engineer at Washington
Let not the sandman mt tbe
wheels to sleep, and remember your
crankshaft, to keep it oily.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-03-19

had much better displays and Oh a
longer duration.
The phenomenon appears more fire.
cuently in the winter and early rail-
said Mr.. Conger. September is fav'
orite month for the electrical display
Thursday was Eighties night" under
the Prudden order.