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New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-06
SAGE TEA TURNS
GRAY HAIR DARK
lie Grandmother's Recipe Il
Bring Back Color and
Lustre to Hair.

That beautiful, even shade Of dark.
glossy hair can only be had by brew.
Ing a mixture of Sage Tea and Sui.
phur. Your hair Is your charm. II
makes or mars the face. When II
fades. turns gray or streaked, just an
application or two Of Sage n Sui.
phur enhances Its appearance q hun
dredfold.
Don't bother to prepare the mix
ture; you can get this famous old
recipe improved by the addition OF
other Ingredients at a small cost, all
ready for use. 1t Is called Wyeth'e
Sage and Sulphur Compound. This can
always be depended upon to bring
back the natural color n lustre OF
your hair.
Everybody uses "Wyeth's" Sage and
Sulphur Compound now because II
darkens SO naturally and evenly that
nobody can tell It has been applied.
You simply dampen a sponge or soft
brush with II and draw this through
the hair, taking one small strand at Q
time: by morning the gray hair has
disappeared. and after another appli.
cation II becomes beautifully dark and
appears glossy and l~ustrous. This
ro~ady-to.use preparation IL q delight
kal toilet requisite for those VINO d.
alro dark hair and . youthful appear.
oAcA. II = not intended for tbs cure
mitigation or prevention Of dioeasA
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-06
RUB bACEhCEE AND
LUMbhGO RIGHT OUT
Rub Pain and Stiffness away with
a small bottle of old honest
St. Jacobs Liniment

When your back is sore and lame or
lumbngo, sciatica or rheumatism has
you stiffened up, don't suffer! Get II
80 cent bottle Of old. honest 'St.
Jacobs Liniment" at any drug store,
pour o little in your hand and rub it
right into the pain or ache, and by the
time you count fifty, the soreness and
lameness is gone.
Don't stay crippled! This soothing.
penetrating oil needs to be used only
once. 1t takes the ache and pain right
out Of your back and ends the misery.
1t is magical, yet absolutely harmless
and doesn't burn the skin.
Nothing else stops lumbago, sciatioa
aud lame back misery so promptly
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-06
DEMOCRATIC PARTY
NEEDS RE0RGAMzINC
FRIENDS OF PRESIDENT
POINT TO BLUNDERS
AUTOCRATIC AIDES MUST ca
Dissatisfaction with Wilson's Reti.
enc on Pence Plans-Cabi-
net Superannusted

Copyright, 1918, by N. Y, Even

Copyright, l9l6, by N. y. Evening
Post. lnct)
Washington, November 25.-Prcsi-
dent Wilson is himself so strong an
advocate of frankness in public bust
ness and polite, that he will not
mistake the sincerity Of purpose and
di,interestedness Of his many friends
who believe that he is face to face
with a crisis in his own career both
as the leader of the Democratic
party and the representative OF
America at the Peace Conference.
Briefly, there is a dissatisfaction
and discomfort inside the Democrat
ic party of which the public has
hitherto had no hint, but which, if
left u@ncorrected by the President
himself. will mean that as he goes
to Europe he will leave behind a
detected and depressed following
whose enthusiasm for him will have
been seriously diminished.
Men who are o of%ficeholders but
unselfish friends of the President are
grieved and disappointed. They are
not Republicans, they are not his
political foes. but they are the men
who helped elect him in 1912 and
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-06

David Lawrence, Washington cor.
respondent of the New York Even
ing Post is one Of the best known
newspaper writer's of the country
His familiarity with public affairs
his experience as a newspaper mar
and his exceptional ability as a writ
err have made his articles in such
great demand that the New York
Post copyrights his daily correspond
ence and syndicates it to a number
of newspapers.
Mr., Lawrence has earned the re-
putation among the newspaper fra
t|ernity and among public men, as
bcins II of the leading p%ro-admin-
iStration newspaper writer's i'll
Washington. So unreservcd and SO
consistent has been his praise Of the
cts, the policies and the pronounce
cnts Of President Wilson, and so
Influential are his reputed rcla-
IONS with the White House that he
has earned the distinction OF being
regarded as the administrations
"alued publicity spokesman.
Because of these facts, the fol-
lowing news letter by Mr., Lawrence
caused a tremendous sensation in
newspaper and political circles, and
something bordering on constcrna-
tion in certain administration
circles. Coming on the heels of
Secretary McAdoo's unexpected re-
signation and persistent rumOrs Of
a sharp cleavage in the adminis-
t|ratiOn over vital policies, the let
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-06
SANTA FE POSTOFFICE is
URGED BY COMMERCE CLUB

Secretary L. p. Doyle OF the Santa
i'c Chamber of Commerce has taken
up with senator Jones and Congress-
man Walton the question of how
soon work is to be commenced upon
the federal postoffice building auth
orizcd for this city by congress in
1912, and upon which the officials
at Washington have very diligently
failed TO do anything except select
a site in thc past six wears.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-06

represented by broad-minded and
able men, instead of the same type
of provincialism which has caused
dissatisfaction throughout the coun-
try before. President Wilson may
not know it, but the morale of his
friends is at a low ebb. There is no
one but himself on whom response
bility can be placed. and no n but
himself who can restore ne conf
dence Of the people in him at a time
when he must needs tell European
statesmen, skilled in the bargaining
methods of the Old World diplomats,
that he speaks for a united America.
which doesn't want to see selfish
ness supersede a spirit of justice at
the peace table, and is particularly
anxious that the sacrifices America
has made shalt not have been made
in vain,
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-06
HALF OF WAR WORK FUND
WANTED BY DECEMBER s

Fifty per cent of the United war
work fund pledged in New Mexico
is desired by the state headquarters
under w. +. Mcdowell at A%lbuquer-
que, on December 3. Pledges were
made of one half by Dec, 2 one
fourth on January IS, and onc-fourth
by March one. There is a great di-
vcrsity among the counties as to
the amount Of cash paid in during
the drive.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-06
GAME PROTECTIVE ASSN.
WILL MEET DECEMBER Il

The state game protective associa-
ton will meet in Albuquerque Thurs
day December IL. State Game
Warden Theodore Rouault, Jr., will
participate in the program. Among
other matters, the association will
formulate plans for the coming
years and will probably recommend
a game warden for appointment by
goyernor-elcct Larrazolo.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-06

Cant. r. Mailman; 90 por,,Ies
wa, ;n ,he civ the f;rst nart 81
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nd haa g ~ ,h;s e.,
u d's as,hs : 10y
80 e" "0''"' 'e'e' ''
army
c..h,., - c.a,,o. fo-.o--
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New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-06

The rost0ffice fenartmettt SUGGESTS
,lat December 10.h should ~ tive
latest date at which any Christmas
shipping should be done by express.
Tn is ! perfectly propcr request
A. there never has been any valid
reason for waiting until q hours
before to decide on and send hol:lav
rcmcmberances.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26

dry after ib. ur.f Monday iu November,
nineteen hsldrel and eighteen ttv Euhp he'
... She tn day of No'tWh 'h"' lt" ub'
p,oplc of on, uniied STATE, Sruaiu one
Representative iu l1nFrrNs nn" Governor
one Lieutenant Governor. tUu Secretary %
Stu's one STATE Auditor. uUr ~'uf' IrtHN
ursr one Attorurs General ono ~uprrIn
frndsui % Public INSTRUCTION uur iInnl
sIU.rr ui Publ. lUutt ON, 'ustitr Ui the
Stai, supreme Court enc H'wt'' gt 'c
State Curprrat'o toumis-iur three Repre-.
srutHtlNca tu tht STAT. I'.lsI1tul' 'f.n me
Third Representative District uuo District
Judge tor the Second judicial nHtriDi. com
pisiuE tho Cuuuiit ui NtrunllN.. Mckinley
and t.ndo,aI lhrrs County commissioner.
one fribyie iudgv uur Count, ;l,lt one
sheriff one Assessor use County Treasure.
one Superintendent OF school, ana aue
Couuty surveyor
$50 for the ,y,ias Foo favor or against. in
conformity with Chapter lo1 session law. -
1917 which provide. 900 hIhsian,r g. fol
low
Chapter l0I An Act authorizing Tho
construction OF an addition 60 the Capitol
bui,diug ~ Santa Pc N.N Mexico. making
lu appropriation therefor aud providing bond
Gel indrbtedness Tor The payment ~ the
same. aud GO create "a commission with au
th"rItE 10 construct and rompici. snrh add.
And u &. further urociainsd thar tho
names at the candidate for each ~ ht-d Of
fees. and their post.ofheo addrss,cs 49, "a
NHNN
For United state, senator.
Albcrt Bacon Ftll THREE Rivers. ~ N
" IS alton. SiiNcr Iit>, a N
" T. Myiralf Albuquerque y "
For Representative boa Innrrss.
hcuirno G. Hernandez. Slu'a g. q
q A Richardson. EOtwsil. y NJ
" Is Dillon, Albuqurrqur. \ Al
For Iusti,, of The Supreme Court
Herbert 7 iiaynulds Albuquerque y. Al
Richard II Hanna. santa o., y NJ
A James McDonG'd Clayton e.. a.
For Guvcrnor.
ucta,iano a larraiolo. Las Vegas. y. N
ithN Garcia. Lumhrrt0r y u
Allan N Moui'ou MoElllon. e ".
For Lieutenant Governor.
BcnJan'in q Iaubey. Lamy. y. NJ
Elmer p Needer. les Vegas. S..
AuFu,tin Iucero. Nolan. y N
For Sc,rrtnry ~ state.
Manuel Martinez logan. y "
luan y nuran clayton y a.
$ Parks. Las Cruces. s.. ~
For state Auditor
Edward q Sargent Chama " NJ
Marcos a. Il, BacH. bcualilln. IS N
letkiu ! Daniels GUY s "
For state Treasurer
thHrlrs q strong. Nova. y "
n " Medley Mpgdhleru n NJ
Wsitcr Cook. Nagdalsna. N NJ
For Attorney General
q q Askron. Roswell y NJ
TteEiay ] Nahry. Nhugu,rQue IS n
D. X. Frost kenna. *. -
For superintendent ot Futile Instruction.
Jonathan n Wagner. Santa F,. s. NJ
p r Long, FntitIrs. y 81.
Mrt l. NJ n Nett Corona. = NJ
For ConImi,riuupr 81 Public Lands.
Nelson 4 Field socorro. IS VI
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26

Sow YORK, cot 20 nm. trend OF
II.U'H wgs iistnctlN upward lu jn,
iIst hair hour OF todays market.
speculative ISSUES again |Toaturlur the
advance. hcNicun Petroleum over.
Swallowed AN other shares 81 "a raiu
OF si points. but Bothl.hcm and
trUrihlo Stools average Q point au-
,uir, with Siudchak,i and American
Sm'luuL. while steel rose a largo
traction Further accumulation OF nv
NDstm,ut r.ils Was obs'gvs1. Southern
paoln, and Rondirf rCfloctine suh-
suuti.I luyinp.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26

n...A.. H..L
Tuma' A h"dina, Nv
l'r N,l.''' q" WV .'''"" 70"
m''Nl"s -. -
ri,.gS" Tpr,r NJ
trdrev Frgnu. Rosv,.
~ Ii-,itt .f1a.s Sol.u. .I.,aI D..frirt
NJ r. HicAs, Albuqsrnl., "
John =, Simms. AihrglefI., s. N
For Legislative and County officers.
bernahilo County u Il
tor stare HtIr"A,ni'u''
1,nl H
R"Ir ig tU'n".
V.n,..ildn GAn,eos rt.
A urt.y,,u Ali.......
M,ms poi,~' ABA. ID"
r. ni.trfrt t,J~-
70" IA. trog,.
I.br 4 c,rn. AU.....5 u. Il
g., rr,.,, Cnnsr,
rir.t nf,,r. " dawn . u~r..-, ,rlilo
y p,.,,i., rJ,..,. ..,.r, ..4o
M
ousr1uc = n
second District o.. ar, Ca...rr.g A.
'3gi1d'lp i.,rS,-u D. w,,a. .i,n,,,r
an. y NJ
Third pts.ri., " ~ p,v..rs tfty,t,r
o.r \ NJ
for Probate Judge
oe,,iB , s.rrt- tu,,.u... u
trn..t" a Gs,g.
ror Corpty Cl.tt
Nrstrr ff,,,ny, Al.,,,.,..,
.Ion, N,oe.i, Anv,...
For ShrriU
t..r. Jf,,,rc Auhp,-.,r -.
R.o.l e.. Art...
g., 1890
uorr, p,g.r. t..,r.,,-. Al
.,,nbcn y Roll a t.r
For count, Tr,a.ur.t
% hiatso. An ,r,r, N
Warren Graham Ait4qu. ,u.s
Fur Sugrrlut,ndpr' on school,
NJ. fnLn a. wl, M ,.,. A.
q re .nvr,.,,r. "
"a, C,yrtv Sury,,,,
ian Au,o,,.o,.
rdw,ud ~. Ar,y.
And b. b. hrIHUs tuFthst proclaimed thtt
ilc following AZ argointrt and viii 600 as
Judge, Of election. lo- the mid election and
~" place Tor iho hoiaint ut said election Hr"
hereby designated o. follows
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26
.SFRD|ANS NOW HAVE
RAIL COMMUNICATION
TO THE AEGEAN SEA

WIN Jho Allied Armies ON the Serb
IAN front. VIA Salosikt tNoudayJ oct
20 tBy she Associated press. D WIN
the capture ~ Nish sufficient rolling
stncf was taken to establish railway
communication from the Serbian front
90 the sea.
Tho cncmy. in addition To- showing
hia intention ut ,~lacuatiug Serbia -
quickly 1s possible. apparently desires
g. give evidence ol % more conCiliatory
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26

spirit As the important gold mine
neal ~Ilytchct which was abandoned
last week. the machinery ha. been
found intact 10 WuH boz chHrr" of ana
Austrian upcriuteudcut VITO was left
behind with instructions to turn the
mine over to the Sorhiuus.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26
MATRIMONY


ARE YOU LONELY For speedy
marriage try my club; best largest
in country; established II years;
thousands wishing early marriage; all
dealings confidential; descriptions
free; Tho ola Reliable club, Mrs
wruheI. 7a2 Madison. Oakland. Calif.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26

1915 CADILLAC -pusaonrcr car IN
splendid mechanical shape: new
Goodyenr cord tires and ncwly paint
ed SPOT light and many equipments
Including Bpare tire For sale AT 3.
Lite office or phone 400.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26
MISCELLANEOUS

SPECIAL offers Ion .~ortraits, views,
commercial plptograp ply, expert
Kodak finishing Films developed Toe
prints Be- 10 DC, culsrgemonts free
with work. Mail orders promptly at.
tended 10. You wouldn't take your
watch 90 q Blacksmith 10 repair. then
take o IN kodak work 70 a photo
srapher second hand Fodaks bought.
Art Graft studio, 500 W Central Ave.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26
Business Opportunities

WRITE FOR MONEY-Wc want
original ideas % plots Tor photo
play stories. Manuscripts accepted 30
any form. Copyright protection as
surod. Hulictiu and marllst list ON
.uucs Universal Scenario Corp
Deck q. Exchange BIOS, Los Angeles
t.ff
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26
HLncrIok EXPERIMENTATION

Tho Board OF County Commissioner ~
Bcrualih0 tounty New Mexico ir pursuance
OF The roquiremrutN of paragraph 1857 81 the
rodiiicd lcvs ~ rho NiHfs ~ New Ncyiro -
1915. hereby giy,. public roiicr 'h1t an rler.
ii"n VIII De bald iu .'id .uuu'y Hn the Tees.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26
MUSICAL

BARGAINS in pianos. payer pianos
and photographs. Pianos rented
Henry u hoffman. III South First,
opposite Alvarado hotel Open cv-
eniugg.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26

other necessary parRphtuhlia f0r tho con
Quoting 81 fhr election iu tlsir RESPECTIVE
precincts u. t'yis ers Tho election tp h
conducted 100 .ar furmi'y with law
AlFKED Orr NarELD.
Chairman Boari Of County Commissioner
BerualIIp County View Mcglro
Attest
NESTOR NOyTOYA Clotl
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26
FOR sALE-Automohilea

viii sell my eve passenger
F~tudchaker automobile for 36bO ~ or
der 20 dispose az IL immediately. New
sea covers and tires in excellent con
uttion. You must sec this cor 10
appreciate the value. Phone IiG2-R
for demonstration.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26

ron SALE Portable chicken coop.
With postH. wiz" etc for pHfk Al
So - plymouth. laying hens and =
Young chickens Phone 1859
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26
WANTED-Female Help
WANTED-Male Help

WANTED All around haker Pun
man cafe.
WANTED Two mechanic. White
Garage.
Financial house has opening for
five 81 600 pct month stock sulos
men Co follow up live leads which
cost us from $40 to Si5 Ca piece In
.rlHll towns strong selling issue
Have active endorsement Of mauy
prominent men rs 60 so lead. when
salesman starts. more continually
Excellent references required. Ad-
dress sales Manager, 2952 ChiCtgo
Ave. Chicago. lll
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26
MONEY 70 LOAN
BY


CpNFlHENlItL l1nuH On jewelry.
diamonds. Liberty bonds. pianos.
automobile ETC. Low rates. Henry
p. RothWa0. 1l1 South First Bond
ell Co the state OF New Mexico.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26
FOR SALE
A.FLEiSCHER

real ESTATE. FIRE AND AUTO
MOBILE INSURANCE, LOANS
fllon Osi. III south Fourth
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26

IpE SALE Grazing and forming
landH on reasonable terms lucptrd
iu Alabama. ~ g. W,fcl Dr.. Mo-
bile. Ala.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-10-26
DICKY DIPPY'S DIARY.

RACKET ON vHE WATER FROM; 7
RUSHED DOWN IN TIME TO SEE
A CAPStZED BOAT, THREE Men
STRUGGLING IN THE WATER hNC
TWO OTHER BOATS HuRRTlNG
TO THE RESCUE!
Evening star., 1918-06-16

James" seemed to be. rather certain.
She admitted as much. She said:
I'm obliged to Cudd for working
me in when I'm in need Of a job so
bad, but believe me! pneumonia would
be an easy job to what I'll have to
do to pull that bum bunch through.
I can act, Mr.. Bunker. 1 wish I had
brought up my book of clippings.
I've got some of the swellest notices
ever given lady actress on the
screens"
You reckon you can act we'll
enough for this Making of James
play?" asked Mr.. Bunker.
We'll, l don't know what sort of a
part they count on me to do" said
Miss Deare. modestly. but if it's any
thing Mary Pickford or Theda Bara
or Bernhardt could do, / guess 1 can
do it little better than amy one e,sc
could do it."
And yet, 1 repeat, she was a charm
ing little creature. Being a photo
play actress she knew there were a
thousand tongues ready to decry her
art and none to praise it, and SO she
had to praise herself.
The next day-it was fine Septem-
Der weather-Mr. Bunker put his soft
felt hat on his head and sailed forth.
He walked placidly to the neighbor-
hood of 42d street and stood minute
or two gazing at the building in
and in which were, therefore. the Of
fees of Mr.. Cudd.
1t was still early in the morning,
and the crowd of walters in the lobby
of Mr.. Cudd's offices had not yet sunk
into that sodden. sleepy-eyed. defect
ed state that marked them late in
the afternoon. Day after day through
out the year Mr.. Cudd's lobby showed
that same progression from forced
freshness to unforced staleness.
Those who sat in his lobby were au-
thorS and actors, male and female.
Now and then a motion picture di-
rector out of a job, like Mike Hart
way, sat there; and there were often
stage mothers there, too-grim-faced
ladies' with actor daughters in short
ish skirts and fluffy curls. eager
to be the Mary Pickfords of the fu-
ture. Now and then. too, there was
a real mother peddling her infant
oversupplied with infant-prodigy chill
dren.
From time to time during the day a
fresh arrival swept regally nto the
lobby, ahnded a card to the boy
at the telephone and received the In
meant hours and days of weary wait
ing. From time to time. too, some man
or woman entered and said, Mr.. Cudd
in? and the boy at the telephone desk
jumped up with a Come right in; he's
waiting for you" These were big
actors big authors or patrons in
search of talent in the flesh or in the
written form.
When Mr. Bunker entered the lobby
some thirty eyes turned toward him.
all listlessly.
Mr.. Bunker. his face beaming good
nature. glanced around the square cir
Gle. He expected to see Vera peare
there, but he did not see her, because
she was in Mr.. Cudds Office making
terms with him-or rather accepting
the terms he was making. 1t is only
fair to Mr.. Cudd to say that he was
not a dishonest man. He was keen.
and he was often frightfully pressed
for money, but he tried to be honest.
His proposition to Vera Deare was
this: He would try to get her the en-
gagement to star. in THE Making Of
James," and if he succeeded she was
Evening star., 1918-06-16
bedmiWH" ID be
what you Call 3 pro.
noter. lousht todet
one quarter Of the
cash ] took IN. :.;s

Cudd said: so there you are! You
can sign up contracts with Mike
Hartway and Peter Packet and Vera
Deare, and we'll make out contract
with you for the motion picture rights
of your book. Well make the con-
tracts in the name of the oliver Pipps
Brown Photoplay Company and in
pictures ourselves. Then well make
the profit ourselves
Ibid Mr.. Oliver Pipps Brown" be-
gan Miss Deare.
Honestly. said Miss Fogarty. he
swallowed it all. line. hook and
you up. and Mike Hartway. and Peter
Packet. They're going to incorporate
for twenty-five thousand dollars and
then go out and sell stock. and Mr..
Oliver Pipps Brown gets 10 per cent OF
'"s aNothin' 9sa R''s down." WI ' asked asked Grandpa
Bunker Don't this feller oliver
Pipps Brown get no cash?"
'Of course" said Miss Fogarty.
when the pictures are made and
sold. ge gets 10 per cent Of all that
and selling are paid"
But he don't get nothin' DOWN.
insisted Mr.. Bunker HE don't get
nothin' down when he signs the con-
tractr"
ou. lie uoH Heeu IT. Sdiu nltSs
Fogarty: Hes worth over a hundred
thousand dollars. He isn't like the
poor authors-they always want
something paid right away. poor
things! 1 remember one author that
Mr.. Bunker did not hear the anec-
dote. His attention was diverted by
Grandma Bunker.
"Jabez." she said. do you reckon you
could reach me the salt?"
II reckon 1 could, Ma" he answer
ed. do you want I should?"
He was feeling happy. For five
days things had been dull in his
business. Not since he had left
Oroduna, Iowa, to come to New York
and be a buncoman. had opportuni-
ties for conducting his business
seemed SO elusive. During the last
couple of days he had almost wished
he had remained on the farm.
So, when dinner was over. Mr. Bun
ker felt in quite another mood than
when he went down. His round, baby
like face beamed with cheerful hon
esty and good will: his baby-blue
eyes sparkled, and his little white
goatee wiggled merrily. When they
reached their room. Mrs. Bunker
seated herself and took up her knit
ting. Mr.. Bunker removed his shoes
and put on his comfortable carpet slip
pers.
Il guess you've thought up some
body to bunk. Jabez." the wife said
fondly.-you look SO cheerful and
nice"
Il guess maybe I have. Ma" an
swered Jabez. II feel sort Of ashamed