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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-10

Billy Sunday will fall foul Of Mr.
Garfield if he doesn't quit advising
people TO brighten the corner where
they are. 1t can't be done without
coal.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-10
CHEER Up

Some men are so lucky that if
they were cast up on a cannibal isle
il would happen on a meatless day.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-10
False ECONOMY.

1t is a mistake to abolish the pub
LEGATION Of the weather maps in the
interest of conservation. They made
splendid fuel.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-10
No LIMIT

The Russian idea that things
couldn't possibly get any worse
seems to have been extremely i'll
founded.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-10
REAL RICHES.

Nowadays the millionaire. instead
Of showing his friends his wine eel
lar, shows them his coal cellar.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-10
JUST To REMIND YOU

Turning over a new leaf isn't ex-
ercise enough TO keep you in shape
for a whole year.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-10

And one OF the things that doesn't worry people much
the that the printing office
is so overwhelmed with work that hasn't had time
get out the income yetCleveland Plain Dealer
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-10

lin case of war with Russia: ]
1--WE shall demand the cession of
such territory as we need for the
strengthening of our frontiers and
for colonization. Evacuation of it
will be required"
Daniel Frymann, Wenn ich
der Kaiser ware 1911 21st ed.
1914, p. 1903
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-10

I'VE may depend upon the re
Germanizing OF Alsace, but not of
Livonia and Kirkland. There no
other course is open to US but to
keep the subject race in as uncivil-
lied a condition as possible, and
thus prevent them from becoming a
danger TO the handful of their con-
querOrs."
(Treitschke, Politics. 1, p.
1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-10

Milwaukee brewers say prohibition amendment
doesn't worry them. II be nice be contented
as a Milwaukee brewer.-Detroit Free Press
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-10

Slowly. not too hastily, we peO-
pie OF Germanic blood must pro-
coed in the settlement Of the lands
which are to be ours in the future.
The lands which we need today
and in the future for colonizing, we
must thoroughly cleanse Of foreign
clements
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-10

en- Assoeatsd Press Morning Northern Indiana
employing the International Service
sui" Dena-IWo Leased Wires: Day and Night
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-10

Home Phone ISL -'O y" ''''AA '' Bell Prone 300.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
COST OF MAINTAINING HERD
Serious Problem Confronting Cattle Producer, Says Doctor mcCamp-
 bell Of Kansas College.

A serious problem that eonfronts the cattle producer Is the cost of main- taining breeding herd. according to Dr C. N. MeCamphell. associate pro- lessor Of animal huShundry in the kan saS State Agricultural college.
 With the judieious use of straw, siIase and coftonsecd meal the prob lem becomes less perpleXins. In periods ef normal prices. cows at the Kansas Agricultural Experiment sta ton that We're receiving siIage and cotton seed with other rouehagcS such as straw, and kaiir butts, Wer" maln- tained during the winter months at T cost slightly less than four cents q day and were In thrifty condition when turned to pasture In the spring. Main- timing COW herd when properly managed is profitable.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
DENTISTS IDEA OF HUMOR
Seems Mean to Invite Man to Lunch and Then Fix Him So He
 Can't Eat.

Ii was noon when We dropped into the dentists office. The doctor greeted us cordially as we fell into his chair and prepared to submit ourselves 10 torture
 fhere was the usual chatter of in- strumentS on The white tray as we ePeHed our jaNs and the dentist peered into them. This time hlS object of attention was the cavity from which he had recently extracted tooth.
 What are you going to do after I get through?' said the doctor mildly.
 Between his fist and his mirror we blurted out something about lunch.
 "Go to lunch with me, will youf"
 Ne nodded our assent and then IL happened. Something that felt as big as Il erowhar Is and was as sharp as a new safety razor blade Is supposed to be went up into the roof of our mouth. When We landed down again on the chair and the pain had eased of . trifie we started to laugh.
 You're good" We exclaimed. Tn vite man to lunch. and then fix him so he can't eat."-Detroit Free Presa
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
HOG IS GOOD CORN HUSKER
When They Gather It Them seIves-uabor Is Saved.

The pigs are good corn huskers and they will pay for being so too. Experi- ments have shown that pigs make more pounds of gain from corn when they gather 1t themselves than when 1t Is husked and fed to them. It takes at least one day for man and team to husk an acre of corn, so that every acre that the pigs take care of saves that much labor. Squaw corn is very satisfactory for hogging down in North Dakota. It ripens early. so the pigs can start on IL sooner than any other variety. An acre of corn that will yield 30 bushels will be sufficient for feeding six spring pigs two months Extension Department, North Dakota Agricultural College.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
SCOUTS IN FOOD CAMPAIGN

Among the workers who have been doing excellent work in arousing the people to the necessity for conserving food and signing the pledge card. the boy scouts deserve to be given much credit
 Some of these scouts have had very Interesting experiences. One Whining ton woman came to the door with q baby in her arms. Had she signed the card? No, she hadn't and didn't intend to either. She told the scout to move on and not bother her.
 But this scout had much diplomacy in his makeup. While the woman was herating him. he began betting the child. He remarked what fine-look- ing girl it was.
 Told indignantly by the mother that 1t wasn't q girl, hut Il boy, he tactfully remarked that if that was the case, he bet the babe when 1t reached manhood would help Uncle Sam in every way that he could.
 The children across the seas were In such sorry need of food. the scout re- marked, 1t was a shame that they did not have some of the stuff that people in Wilmington threw away in garbage pails.
 That made the woman ask some questions of the scout When he had answered them, about the need for food being conserved. she asked for Il pledge card and signed 1t.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
SCOTCH SCOUTS AID NAVY.

Boy scouts are acting as dispatch bearers in the north of Scotland, and without any officers watching them, but working simply under their own boy lenders. .lcy are doing their patriotic duty. said Lieut. Gen. Baden-Powell recently.
 Every night without fall" he con tinued, these boys have carried dis- patches along that wild coast down to the admiral at the base, and they do about six miles every night. l saw the one hundred and nineteenth mes sage go down. It is wonderful how these boys face difficulty and danger simply from sense of duty"
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
NOW GETS NOUR|SH-
 NENT FROM FOOD
Arkansas Man States That 0rga- tone Caused His Appetite 10 Return and Also Relieved
 Liver Troubles.

Among those to indorse Orgatone re Gently Is C. T. Kaser, Il Little Rock contractor and builder, who found speedy relief from stomach and liver troubles by the use of the triumph preparation. Mr. Kaser has this to say:
 T was completely run down and very nervous, could not sleep for any length of time at night. I had no ap- petite and what l did eat did not seem to do me any good. had been suf- ferer for some yearS With liver troubles which l think was the cause of me feeling so bad.
 'I had several friends recommend Orgatone to me and l decided t9 try a bottle. l was aStanlShed at the re- suits I obtained from the first bottle, and before I had finished taking the second my appetite grew better md my nervous condition was greatly i'm proved. My sleep was more restful at night and I was ready for my meals and enjoyed them. and they nourlshed me as they should"
 There Is an Orgatone dealer in your town; if not the preparation will be sent prepaid to any address upon re- ceipt of $1 per bottle or six bottles for S5 by the distributors. Harry Kes- singer Co.,. Joplin, Mo.-Adv.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
SCOUTS ARE NIGHT POLICE.

A large number of hurglaries having occurred at Pecan Gap. Tex. and there being large amount of cotton stored there. the railroad company and the business men employed n local troop of boy scouts to police the town.
 Cots were placed in the depot for the scouts to sleep upon while not on duty. Four scouts are on duty every night, and there Is not m hour that passes without the streets being pa- trolled.
 Pecan Gap scouts occupy a unique position and are rendering effective service.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
AMPLE EXERCISE FOR SWINE
Fattening Hog Should Be Limited to Run of Half an Acre to Keep
 Appetite Sharp.

Fattening hogs make the greatest gains when they have just enough ex- ercIse to keep their appetite sharp. A fattenlng hog should he limited 10 run of half an acre, and % fattening hogs kept on this area will do better than n great number. The pigs should he sorted to lots of even size and age. and no matter how many are being fat tened. not over 25 should he allowed to run together. Brood sows should not he kept with the fattening hogs The feeding should be done at regular hours, two or three times day-three times is the hetteI-and give only Just what they wIll eat up clean.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
OLD PRESCRIPTION
 FOR WEAK KIDNEYS

Have you ever stopped to reason why it s that so many products that are ex tenslvely advertised. all at once drop out of sight and are soon forgotten! The reason Is plain-the article did not fulfil the promises of the manufacturer. This applies more particularly to a medicine A medicinal preparation that has real curative value almost sells itself, a. like an endless chain system the remedy is recommended by those who have been benefited, 10 those who are in need of its A prominent druggist says, Take fop example Dr. klmers Swamp Root, preparation have sold for many years and never hesitate to recommend, for in almost every case 1t shows excellent re- suits. as many of my customers testify. No other kidney remedy that l know of has so large a sale
 According to sworn statements and verified testimony of thousands who have used the preparation. the success of Dr. Miners Swamp Root is due to the fact that. so many people claim, it fulhls al- most every wish in overcoming kidney, liver and bladder ailments, corrects ur- mary troubles and ncutralizes the uric acid which causes rheumatism.
 You may receive a sample bottle of Swamp Root by Parcel Post Address Dr. kilmer X Co. Binghamton. N. Y. and enclose ten cents; also mention this paper. Large and medium size bottles for sale at all drug stores.-Adv.
 
 A true man would as soon be knock.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
BOSCHEE'S GERMAN SYRUP

will quiet your cough soothe the in flammntion of sore throat and lungs stop irritation in the bronchial tubes, insuring q good nights rest, free from coughing and with easy approximation In the morning. Made and sold in America for tifty-two years. A won- derful prescription, assisting Nature in building up your general health and throwing oif the disease. Especially useful in lung trouble, asthma. croup. bronchitis. etc. For sale In all civil- lzed eountries.=Adv.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
GOOD TURNS BY SCOUTS.

Boy scouts in every part of Indiana have been called upon by Commander J. A. Bell of the Indianapolis Naval Re- cruiting station to distribute handbills urging men to join the navy.
 The Spokane Scoutmasters' associa- ton has pledged that their scouts will sell one War Savings certificate each per month.
 Scouts of Troop No. 1. Assumption. H., rendered efficient service as tele- phone operators during ChautauQua week.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
Boar of Good Type.

ture declare that the situation Is al- ready critical and threatens to become very serious if the country continues to he drained of its meats. Hogs fur nish meat more quickly and cheaply than other stock can; he meat short age, therefore, can most readily be met by swine production.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
BOY SCOUTS FIND BONES.

Boy scouts, digging into n large mound near Park River, N. D., un- earthed the skulls and the skeletons of three Indians, who must have been buried there a hundred years or more ago, as the mound was there when the earliest pioneers came to that section of the state. It Is believed that furth- or excavating will yield some interest ing relics of aboriginal Indian days.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
FEEDS FOR W1NTERING EWES
Is Needed for Any Other Class of Live Stock.

Sheep can he successfully wintered with q smaller use of grain than is needed for other live stock. If in good condition at the beginning of winter and given the right kind of hay they can be carried through the winter with out grain unless the lambs are to be dropped before going to pasture. All depends upon the kind of hay or other roughage used. |
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
The Softest.

.'Why Is IT," queried the fair widow. that they always say man pines for n woman?"
 ''I suppose" growled the fussy bach elor. its because pine is about the softeSt wood there is"
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
SELLING BREEDERS FOR MEAT
Officials Of Department of Agriculture Declare Situation Threatens to
 Be Serious.

Breeding stocks of hogs are being depleted by the selling off of breed Ing animals for meat, the prices of fered for pork on the hoof and the high cost of feed leading many TOW CTS to take this step. Officials of the United States department of agricul-
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
DON'T EXPERIMENT

with your Liver or your Bowels. Avoid strong purgatlyes and calomel. Usse the we'll known genuine Liver Stimu- lants, Ponds Liver Pills. They are, Small ll-Mild-Efrective and Reliable. Ons pill at bedtime-you wake up we'll. Adv,
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
Watch Your Skin Improve.

On rising and retiring gently smear the face with Cuticura Ointment. Wash of Ointment in five minutes with Gu ticura Soap and hot water. For free sample address ''Cuticura. Dept. x. Boston At druggists and by mail. Soap 25, Ointment 25 and 50.-Adv.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07

show the pessimist silver lining and he will tell you 1t Is the cloud daPkening the silver.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add oz Bay Rum, a small box of Barbo Compound, and k OF. of glyeerine. Any druggist can put this up or you can mix 1t at homo at very little cost. Full directions for mak. ing and use come in each box of Barbo Compound It will gradually darken streaked. faded gray hair. and make it soft and glossy. It will not color the scalp, is not sticky or greasy. and does not rub of. Adv.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
The Cause.

My son has some grit in him. can tell you" Been eating war bread, l suppose "-Ideas.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07

Even if n woman Is as young as she claims to be no other woman will be- lieye it.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07

The fool and his money are the sal. vation of the shrewd promoter.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07

British women are taking up the shoe esrepalring trade.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
ALMOST FRANTIC Had Kidney Trouble From Childhood and Was Discouraged. Doan'S, However,
 Brought Health and Strength.

Mrs. c. Anderson, 4l04 W. 22nd St.. Chicago. H.. says: 'I had kid ney trouble from childhood and three years ago n severe spell de- veloped If 1 stopped. q terrible pain took me in the small of my back,
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07

BREAD WITHOUT SALT IS TASTElESS
 medicine chest without Magic Ar nica Eminent is useless. Best of all linlments for sprans. swellingA bruises, rheumatism and neuralgia. Three sizes, 25c. J0c and S1 o0.-Adv.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07

Something wrong with the man who regards a premonition as warning.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07

Colds Csuse Headache and Grip LANAriN BRoMo QulHlNB Tablets remove the cause There ls only ono "bromo QaInina" W OhON h $ signature on oox. Ac
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07

If man feels 1t In his bones it'l rheumatism.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07

The growth of the mind Is not de pendent upon the filth of the fertilizer.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07

! who have any trouble of this kind what
 Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com-
 pound has done for me- "-NELLIE B. BRIrTINGHAM, 609 Calyerton Rd.. Balti- |. more, Md.
 It is only natural for any woman to dread the thought of an operation. So many women have been restored to ; bealth by this famous remedy, Lydia E. . Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, after ! m operation has been advised that it ! will pay any woman who suffers from such ailments to consider trying it be- fore submitting to such trying ordeal.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07
DOCTOR URGED
 AN OPERATION
Instead l took Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound
 and Was Cured.

Baltimore, Md" Nearly four years ' suffered from organic troubles. ner-
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07

A true man would as soon be knock. ed down as pitied.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07

and for several min ut es I coul d n't stralghten. Often at night the pain in
 my back was so bad
 l had to prop my self up with a pill low. It seemed as If my b q c k would break. Watery sacs formed under my
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07

sdLilC lTouDieS, neC- vousness and head aches and very month would have to stay in bed most of the time. Treat ments would relieve me for a time but my doctor was al- ways urging me to have an operation.
 My sister asked me to try Lydia E. Pink h a ms Vegetable Compound b e f orc consenting to an I took
 five bottles of it and 1t has completely cured me and my
The Dermott news., 1918-02-07

eyes and my feet were so swol- len I had to wear slippers. Sud den dizzy spells came on and pains in my head drove me almost fran tic.
 "I felt tired and weak and had hardly enough ambition to move. Nothing seemed to help me and l was discouraged until 1 commenced taking Dodns Kidney Pills. They cured me completely and my health has been of the best ever since. Dodn's surely deserves my endorse ment." Stoorn to before me, FRANK H. POCH, NDtdry Public.
 Get Doan's at Any Store. 60c Box DOAN'S K,p pi,s. s.f FosTER-MuBURN CO. BUFFALO. N. Y.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1918-10-02
SPANISH FLU" PUTS
. BAN ON ARMORY DANCE
Weekly Entertainment For Serv-
ice Men At State Armory
Is Called Off
NO DANCE TOMORROW

The prevalence of the Spanish in
fiuenza in the town and the restriction
placed by reason of quarantine upon
the service men, has caused the regu-
lar weekly dance at the State Ar
mory, Bladen street, to be called off to-
morrow night
There will be. consequently, no
dance for the men of the service given
this week by the War Camp Communi-
ty Service.
After careful thought and delibera
tion, this course was thought by the
Hostesses; the Secretary. Mr.. Roland,
and the official committee, to be the
proper one, and the action was taken
to suspend dances until the contagion
now prevalent throughout the city has
subsidized
The calling off of the dance is a
source of great regret to many but in
asmuch as all medical authorities ad
wise not mingling with crowds, for
fear of spreading the disease, it was
deemed the best course, besides there
are so many of the service men under
restriction that to give the dance
would practically mean for the girls
to dance with each other.
Tomorrow nights dance was the
last to have been given by the War
Camp Community Service under the
present committee, and the present
official Hostesses.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1918-10-02
NAVY TEAM
OUT FOR DRILLS
Colby Cancels Game With Mldship-
men. Squad Afflicted
The "Flu"

Although several of the football
squad of midshipmen have fallen vic
Tins of the ''fiu" the midshipmen we're
on the field yesterday afternoon for
practice under Coach Gilmour Dobie.
He used the practice period for drill
ing his men persistently in offensive
and defensive formation.
AT present, Dobie is trying to instill
into his players a perfect knowledge
of their places in the plays he is using.
speed and punch being expected later.
The same backfield Roberts, Butler,
Alvord and Whelchel was used Some
additional "iu" patients reported to
the squad.
Schedule difficulties continue. Colby
notified the management yesterday
that it must abandon its game at An
napolis on November 9, and the Uni
versity of West Virginia wired that it
could not play on November 2. Eff
forts are being made to arrange a
game for some other date, while Penn
sylvania State has been invited to An
napolis on that day. Ursinus has ac-
cepted the date of November 16 for a
contest at Annapolis
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1918-10-02
LEAVES ESTATE
TO HIS NIECES
DIR. George Wells Names Nephew,
George Wilcox, As
Executor


In the will of the late DR.. George
Wells, his nephew, George w. Wilcox,
of this city, is named executor.
DR.. Wells leaves his entire estate,
consisting chiefly of realty, to his
four nieces.
The will was read after the funeral,
late yesterday afternoon by w. Martin
Brady, who has been custodian OF the
document since its execution, June 3,
1918, at which time the will was drawn
by Winson G. Gott, Esq, attorney. 1t
was witnessed by William n. Wood
ward and W. Martin Brady, both
clerks in the Office of the deceased.
The complete value of the estate
can not be determined until the in
yentory. 1t is known that DR.. Wells
owned corporation and other stocks.
The fine old colonial homestead on
Charles street. with more than an
acre of ground, is left to the three
daughters of his brother, John B.
Wells, collector and treasurer of An
napolis The residue of the estate,
which consists of two houses in the
city. two lots at Murray Hill and a
small farm in the Second district, is
left to Miss Grace Wilcox, of Wash
ington. bequest of 5000 is made to
the keeper of ST. Anne's Cemetery for
the upkeep of his lot there.