New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1918-12-11
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other one would 60 out and come back
after some time. They asked when the
-noyies would open and left the hotel
shortly after Z o'clock in the evening
saying they might come back but that
was the last that was seen of them at
the hotel.
Rewards Offered
A reward of 500 has been offered 4
$50. for the return of the car and $50
for the capture Of the thief. All places
in the immediate vicinity were notified
blythe police officers and stelegrams were
alsb sent to St Paul, Minneapolis, sioux
City and Omaha, givingsa description Of
the car and the time Of the theft. IN Is
addition 200 postal cards were sent.
out to neighboring police officers. So
far all this work has brought no results.
Sheriff julius is quite emphatic in
his statement that he believes that the
parties who stole the car came from
Iowa and have returned to their haunts.
He referred to the balmy days Of the.
horse thief and the cattle rustlers when
practically all Of this gentry came to
Brown County from Iowa, and he said
| itsis no different now. That is an awful
slam on Iowa but the facts seem to bear
out the Sheriff's statement.
AT the annual meeting of New Ulm
Lodge No. So, I. O. O. F. which was
held recently the following officers
were elected for the ensuing year:
M. G., Gottlieb Doberanz; v. G., Christ
Book; Secretary, George Jacobs; Treas
urer, Frank Burg. Mr.. Jacobs has
been secretary Of the lodge for the
past twenty years.
MRS. TUBS DOES HER BIT.
Characters.
Mrs. Mollie Tubbs -Mathilda Schwen-
dinger. A Patriotic Mother
Aunt Serepty McDougal Willibalda
Eibner. A Wealthy Old Lady
Miss Clingie Vine Eleanor Henle.
A Romantic Old Maid
Mrs. Ellen Hickey--Helen Berg.
A Kind Neighbor
Elsie West Hedwig Marti.
A Red Cross Nurse
James Scotland Tubbs-Edw. J. Berg.
One Of Uncle Sam s Boys
Simon Rubbels Frank w. Kosek.
The Grocery Man
Major John Pepper D. Flor.
The Commander of the Camp
Nelson Redd-Ben j. Sturm.
Private Of the First Glass
Private Tim Graham-W enzel j. Kral.
One of the Boys
Queenie Sheba Tubbs Thelma Rinke..
Scuffels Tubbs Sylvester Schueller.
Billy Blossom Tubbs Stanley Gag.
"A Little Teller
Time-Y ar-1917.
tP:ace-Shant.ftown, the SUM district Of
large city near a Military Camp.
Synopsis.
Act /. The front room of Mrs Tubbs
little shack III Shantytown. !" America,
here is my Boy!''
Act. III. Same scene, six weeks later.
A Military Wedding.
Act III. Scene /. The Army Camp at
midnight. Mrs. Tubbs does her, bit.
Scene I. Same as Act T. Mrs Tubbs,
a prisoner of war;
The Philosophy Of Mrs Tubbs.
Joke at the man who pushes you,
Smile at the man who hurries you,
Laugh at the man who IS sore at you, u
1t doesn It cost cent!
A laugh can tighten the heaviest load,
A smile can shorten the longest road;
The trusting heart that smiles and
sings
Scars like bird that has found its
wings.
Don It be carryin round a chip,
Wink your eye and curve your lip,
And from life's sunshine take a sip,
It doesn t cost a cent.
The Story Of the Play.
Mrs. Tubbs is a smiling lady of ,un-
conquerable optimism who never hoistss
her umbrella until it begins to rain.
She is widow living with her four
children in Shantytown and manages to
exc out a precarious living by taking
in washing, and assisted by the earnings
of her son James has kept her little.
flock together. But the boys are en-
listing for the great war and James