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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
! LEMON JUICE
TAKES OFF TAN
Girls! Make bleaching lotion
if skin is sunburned,
tanned or freckled

Squeeze the juice of two lemons into
a bottle containing three ounces OF
Orchard White, shake well, and you
have a quarter pint of the best freckle.
sunburn and tan lotion, and complexion
beautifier, at very, very small cost.
Your grocer has the lemons and any
drug store or toilet counter will supply
three ounces of Orchard White for a
few cents. Massage this sweetly fra.
grant lotion into the face, neck, arms
and hands each day and see how freck'
les, sunburn, windburn and tan disap'
pear and how clear, soft and white the
skin becomes. Yes! 1t is harmless
ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
Poetry and Pretty Girls.

Richard LIE Gallienne, the poet, said
in q recent lecture:
sincerity is the only thing that will
give a poet success. Technical excel.
lence, such as Swinburne's, counts for
nothing with the public. The public
doesn't understand it.
1.-THE public is good deal like a
pretty girl I was talking to the other
day on a beach.
"'Of course I said to her, you
know what hexameters are, don't your
"'Surer she said. I guess I ought
to. I've ridden in them often enough I"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
Try 1t Out. Ma.

MA" said five-year-old Willie to
the cleanliness administrator of the
household, Il believe | could be a bet.
ter boy if you wouldn't wash me Sc
much"
what has washing to do with your
BEHAVIOR"
"Well, ma, you know that after you
wash your hair, you say you can't dc
q thing with it"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30

Mary Ito jeweIer)-Would yor
please settle an argument for me? This
is my engag cement ring. My youns
man says it's pronounced 'turkwans,'
do you say, sir?
Jeweler-I'm afraid you're bott
wrong. The correct pronunciation is
"glass !'-London Tit-Bits.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
On Speakino Terms.

When little Ernest was out walking
with his mother one day he suddenly
pointed to lady across the road and
said:
ooh, mamma, I know that lady over
there! She often speaks to me-"
Does she really, darling" answered
the mother: "And what does she
say"
"She-she-well, she usually says,
Don't you dare to throw stones at my
dog again, you little wretch!"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
A Late One.

whats the latest in bathing suits?''
asked the fellow with a wart on his
nose as he entered the store for a few
moments chat with his salesman
friend.
His friend grinned. "I'll tell you,
George, if you promise never to repeat
it. a man was in here a while ago
and told me his wife had brought suit
for divorce because he wanted to take
a bath every day. Some bathing suit,
eh, George?"
Then he had to duck quickly to avoid
a scalp wound.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
An Admiration.

"Why do you keep reading that ole
story of Robinson Crusoe and his mar
Friday?
Because" answered Mrs. Crosslots
'Mr. Crusoe is the only person l know
of who appears to have been genuine
ly successful in solving the servam
problem"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30

A soldier was telling his friends OF
his experiences out in France, and
among other things they discussed was
the difference between the beers of the
respective countries.
"Well," said the soldier at last, my
Idea is that drinking one Of those
Frenchy beers is about like kissing
your sister,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
Whv Raid So HoIInn7

Dandruff and dry scalp usually the
cause and Cuticura the remedy. Rub
the Ointment into scalp. Follow With
hot shampoo of Cuticura Soap. Fo,
free sample address, "Cuticura, Dept
x, Boston. At druggists and by mail
Soap 25, Ointment 25 and 50.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
Every Precaution.

He wore whiskers in profusion and
evidently was from the country. The
hotel bellboy had shown him to his
room. Pointing to a coil of rope near
the window the stranger asked:
"What is that for?"
Sire escape. In case of fire, you
let yourself down from the window"
explained Buttons.
"And this, what is that thing for?"
"Oh, that's a gas mask for use in
case you blow out the gas"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
lob for Scientists.

The scientists have demonstrated
that it Is really possible to eliminate
the bray from the mule, and, though 1t
would distress the little boy next door,
we wish they would now turn their at
tention to a rattleless express cart
Grand Rapids Press.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
The Peace Offensive.

W. Stanley Hawkins, director of
camp singing, said at Camp Dix:
"When the kaiser's battle, the 1918
offensive, began, the kaiser ordered
Strauss to compose a victory march
that should be played on the German
troops triumphal entry into Paris"
Mr.. Hawkins chuckled.
Il understand" he added, "that
Strauss has now been called off his
victory march. The kaiser has asked
him to try his hand at a peace over
ture,"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
Where He Is Expert.

$50 you've joined the army, MoseT
"Yes, sah.'
"What branch of the service are you
in?"
"Well, sab, Abs in de infantry, but
when we gifts t. France Ah'se done
asked de captain to put me on dat
night-raid wo'k. Gittin' into de odder
fellows back yard durin' de night
hours is a job dat All considers NAH
self particularly experienced at"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
To Save EuuS-penSe,

Scout-(to grocer)-How much are
eggs?
Grocer-Fifty cents a dozen.
Scout-How much are cracked eggs?
GrOcer-Ten cents a dozen.
Scout-Crack me couple of dozen.
Boys Life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
His Wish.

$50 your wife is doing her canning?"
Eyes, putting up little fruit for
the winter, but I wish there was
way we could can little sugar and
coal for the long, cold days."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30

The Strong Withstand the Heat of Summer
Better Than the Weak
Old people who are feeble and younger people
Who are weak, will be strengthened and enabled to
70 through the depressing heat of summer by tax.
Ind enriches the blood and builds up the whole sys-
tem You can soon feel its Strengthening, lnvigor.
ktinR INJECT. 6Qc
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30

Three-year-old Junius and his moth
er were at the barn admiring the
calves Junius' mother said, Aren't
they pretty?" "Yes," answered the
little fellow, "but if you want to see
some real fun, just crank their tails!'
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
DISSENTING Views,

Did you think the new play rather
fatuous?"
"Well, no; thought it rather thin
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
CAUGHT.

''Did you let him kiss you before you
were engaged?"
Yes, that's how we happen to be en-
gaged-papa came along"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
Method.

"How did you get the reputation Of
being so wise?'
Il talk with a man till I discover
something he doesn't know anything
about. Then l pretend to explain it to
him"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30

down and got so
weak I could hardly
stand, and had head
aches every day. /
tried everything I
could think of and
was under a ply
sician's care for two
years. A girl friend
had used Lydia E.
Pinkh ANS Vege-
table Compound and
she told me about
it. From the first
day l took It'll began
to feel better and
now I am well and
able to do most any
in d of work. 7
have been recon-
mending the Com.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
EiIIino a Need.

"Does your husband play golf?"
"YeS"
"Then I'm sure you will be inter-
ested in this set of SO volumes 1 am
selling. 1t will help to While away
many a lonely hour"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30

When two men are unable to agree
they usually leave it to the man behind
the bar.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
The Usual Symptom.

Convalescent-Nurse II love you
Nurse (experienced) - Yes; but
you'll get over that when you're really
well
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
The Correct Time, Now,

Bil1-Have you got the time?
Gill-SuTe I have.
"The correct timer"
'Well, my watch is an hour fast, IL
that's what you mean"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
GOODBYE ,ACKACHE, KIDNEY
AND BLADDER TROUBLES

For centuries all over tt world
GOLD MEDAL Harlem Oihas af-
forded relief in thousands up thou
sands of cases of lame back, nbago,
sciatica, rheumatism, gallston gray
ell and all other affections of e kid
neys, liver, stomach, bladder nd al
lied organs. 1t acts quickly. does
the work. 1t cleanses your dneys
and purifies the blood. 1t Res a
new man, a new woman, of j. 1t
frequently wards off attacks. the
dread and fatal diseases of t kid
neys. 1t often completely cul the
distressing diseases of the orss of
the body allied with the bladd and
kidneys. Bloody or cloudy urinsed-
iment, or "brickdust" indicate un-
healthy condition.
Do not delay minute if youhck
aches or you are sore across theins
or have difficulty when urinatin; Go
to your druggist at once and a
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
The Reason.

"Binks is one of the most wide
awake men ever met"
as he so enterprising"
Not so much that as he suffers ter
ribly from insomnia"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
Old Stuff to Her.

"Washington never told a lie."
"He was wise. Amt no use trying
1t when you marry a widow"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
SeIective Draft

Eeny, meeny, miney, moe;
Which one goes to fight the foe;
Which one stays to get his thrills
Paying wartime grocery bills?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
Something of a Pessimist.

Something of a Pessimist,
"Of course, you are in favor of anti
loafing laws"
YES" replied Farmer Corntossel.
"Only they are goin' to make some
trouble at first by turnin' loose q lot
of inexperienced people whose one idea
of bein' busy is to get in the way"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30

Put your best foot upward as well
as forward to reach the top Of the lad
der.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
Not by Chance.

A mans work does not fall upon him
by chance, but it is given him to do
George Macdonald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
ProYidind.

Providing.
do you believe it is better to give
than to receiver"
'Yes, if it's advice or knocks"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
On the Safe Side.

"Too much clothing is bad fob,
health" "Our girls seem health;
Kansas City Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30

The man who never knows whether
woman's hat is on straight or
crooked.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30

"What! You here again for money
for nights lodgin'? Why, 1 just gave
you money for that purpose last night"
II know it, mum but feller's got
ter sleep more'n wunst.r
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30

They say that coeducation trans
forms colleges into match factories.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30

The pleasure of giving is often ST.
ed by the wrench it costs to let go
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30

When some men talk they don't be-
lieve a word they hear.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
Baby,s Second Summe,

the Stomach and Bowel Troubles and it is abso-
lutely harmless Can be given to infants with
perfect safety. SEQ directions on the bottle
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30

pound ever since and give you my per-
mission to publish this letter. Miss
Flo KELLY, 476 So. 14th St., Newark,
N. j.
The reason this famous root and herb
remedy, Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, was so successful in Miss
Kelly's case was because it went to the
root of her trouble, restored her to a
normal healthy condition and as result
her nervousness disappeared. -
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
A NERVOUS
/ BREAKDOWN / Ak
Miss Kelly Tells How Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound Restored
Her Health.

Newark, N. J.-"For about three
years I suffered from nervous break
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
How About Gossips?


The human voice. is produced by a
different muscles.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
RarbaneII's Presentation GorreCt0I

Makes walking q pleasure; will positively stop
offensive odors from feet and arm pits as well
Is excessive perspiration. Send Csc in stamps to
0. Barbanel 1740 Haighr st., San Francisco, Calf.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30

Unless the waiter is feed he may
forget to feed you.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
I'm USE FOR So YEARS


The Quick and Sure Cure for
MALARIA, CHILLS, FEVER AND LA GRIPPl
kt Is a Powerful Tonic and Appetizer
Will cure that tired feeling, pains in back,
1mbs and head. Contains NO qufnfnes
arsenic or habit-forming ingredient.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30

Bio Game.

Big Game.
Excited Customer-A penny mouse
trap, please, and hurry up; want to
catch a train ,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-30
Exact Copy of 'rappes.

Only the vaulting ambitn of the
acrobat enables him to ACHE success.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1918-05-31

cut-over timber lands of the North.
Northwest and South; second. the
more general and systematic raising
of sheep on farms. where sheep rails
ing has been hitherto neglected large
ly because of frontier competition |;
and third, continued use of the great
ranges of the West to their full capac-
ity. 1t can be done. 1t Is a question
of education.
In 1900 we had In the United States
80 sheep per capita. In 1917. the f1g-
ure dropped to .46 per capita. In 1890
we produced 4.29 pounds Of wool per
capita. In 1917 only 2.72 pounds per
capita.
We import now so per cent Of our
wool consumption. We ought to pro-
duce that at home; and we can II we
will.
Sheep increase rapidly-from so to
100 per cent annually as compared
with the number Of ewes.
There is every reason, In the opin-
ion of the committees. why, for the
sake Of our economic welfare and in<
dependence, we should act on the fact
that we can raise enough sheep II we
will. and reap advantage and profit
In SO doing.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1918-05-31
Germans Circulate "Whispering
Propaganda" Including At
tacks on President.
IS DIRECTED FROM SPAIN
Mexico and South America Flooded
With Book Which likens United
States to vampre-LIes About
Rainbow Division.

Washington.-The German propa-
ganda was never buster in the United
States than at the present time. This
fact has been established by agents of
the government, and energetic meth
DDS TO combat this sinister peril are
now being carried out. Not only is
the propaganda, which is operated
from headquarters in Spain. working
day and night to cause trouble in this
country, but 1t is also working just as
hard TO discredit the government of
the United States in Mexico and Cen
trail and South America, where there
has recently appeared for free distri-
button book entitled "El Vampire del
Continente," the vampire of the CONT
nent referred to being this country.
An official of the federal govern
ment, one of whose duties brings him
into contact with German propagan-
da In all parts of the world. said the
Germans We're spending hundreds of
millions of dollars to spread diseon-
tent, particularly among the unedu-
Gated people in all the countries of the
lilies, their dcllNilleS iucluuluS duOuS
other schemes a concerted and vicious
attack, wherever possible, on Presi-
dent Wilson, Premier Lloyd George
and other high officials of the allied
governments.
Worked for Years on Scheme.
I'VE know that for years before the
outbreak of war in 1914 the German
government worked to perfect its
propaganda arm. In Germany they
called into the service of the state for
this purpose the great psychologists of
the country, the big newspaper men,
the university professors, trade ex-
perts, and even novelists and drama
lists. Agents were sent into every
country in the world to study the
people, until the government files In
Berlin contained complete data re-
garding the peculiarities and suscepti-
bilities of all people with whom Ger
many had reason to anticipate a
clash.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1918-05-31
SPEND MILLIONS
TO SPREADLI s.

up to few months ago the propa.
ganda concentrated against England in
an effort to isolate that nation. Every
neutral country in the world was food
ed with false information regarding
England and her purposes in the war.
Now the attack is switching from
England to the United States. Every
possible effort to poison the minds of
the people in certain parts of the coun-
try Is being resorted to, the effort be-
ing especially vicious in those parts of
the country where the percentage of
illiteracy is greatest, and among the
negroes. The special story which is
being whispered over the country
and we are the victims of what is
known as the whispering propaganda
is that this is war of the wealthy
classes, and that the president plunged
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1918-05-31

the country into the struggle TO save
guard Americas huge loans and cred
its to the allied countries.
1--WE have even established the fact
that the propaganda has penetrated
Carolinas and Georgia, where the
mountaineers have been led to believe
that another Civil war is imminent.
Lies About Rainbow Division.
1.-THE disaster story has also been
worked to finish in all parts of the
country. The Rainbow division has
been picked out as the victim of this
phase of the propaganda, because it
represents all sections of the country,
and disaster which overwhelmed that
command would have its effect in all
parts of the nation. ana not in some
particular section.
This Is the source of all those mys-
ferrous rumors to the effect that TINS
or that regiment in the Rainbow Oil
vision has been annihilated.
South America at this moment is
swamped with a pamphlet entitled III
Vampire del Continente, which Is per-
haps the most vicious attack on ma
ton ever published, and the nation In
this instance is the United States.
'Some months ago there was sent to
South America for circulation little
officially prepared document entitled
why America Went to War Instead
of making friends for us the book lost
them, and an investigation was Or
dered. This investigation led to the
discovery that the Germans had got
hold of the genuine documents, AFTER
which they proceeded to substitute an
edition of their own. The spurious
edition was the same as the Ameri-
can, with the exception that the Ger
mans inserted a preface.
THE preface was cleverly written,
and to the ordinary person read as II
1t had been prepared by our govern
ment But the statements in the pref
ace did not bear ont the facts In the
rest of the book and so instead OF be
lleving what we said thousands or peo-
pie who read the book came to the
conclusion that we were lying. Proper
steps are now being taken TO counter
act this work of the enemy propa-
ganda.
I'm the South American countries
the Germans have bought up numer-
Gus newspapers. which they employ 10
spread their propaganda"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1918-05-31
KEEPS TAB ON SHIPS

Up in the building at 40 Broadway,
New York, sits David Love Ewing, as
sistant director of operations of the
United States shipping board and the
Emergency Fleet corporation, keeping
tab on all American vessels.
To Mr. Ewing the seven seas are
a huge eheckerboard on which pawns
are being moved. Each pawn is ship,
and its location at any time is known
in his office. Not only its location, but
also the port for which it Is bound,
when 1t is due, the kind of cargo it is
carrying, its tonnage, its home port,
how soon 1t will be available for gov
eminent use, whether it carries guns
or not. the name of the captain, the
number of the crew, whether 1t is par
ticularly suited for some special kind
of service, such as carrying horses, its
speed and consumption of coal, the
number of decks, holds, winches.
booms, and comprehensive array of
information, each item of which may
at any time be ascertained in short or