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The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
SAFE, GENTLE REMEDY
CLEANSES YOUR KIDNEYS

Tor centuries GOLD MEDAL HARLEM
Oil has been standard household remedy
for kidney, liver, bladder and stomach
trouble, and all diseases connected with
the urinary organs. The kidneys and blad-
der are the most important organs of the
body. They are the filters, the purifiers Of
your blood. If the poisons which enter
your system through the blood and stom-
ach are not entirely thrown out by the
kidneys and bladder, you are doomed.
WEAKNESS, sleeplessness, nervousness,
dependency, backache, stomach trouble,
headache, pain in loins and lower abdo-
men, gall stones, gravel, difficulty when
urinating, cloudy and bloody urine, rheu-
matism, sciatica and lumbago, all warn you
to look after your kidneys and bladder.
All these indicate some weakness of the
kidneys or other organs or that the enemy
microbes which are always present in your
system have attacked your weak spots.
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules are
what you need.
They are not "patent medicine" moi
new discovery" For 200 years they
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
Don't Be Afraid
of Your Meals
Take "Eatonic" and Laugh At
Stomach Troubles

fill and laugh at indigestion, dyspep-
STA, heartburn, "sour stomach" and all
the other bugaboos of "the-man-afraid-
of-his-stomach."
Kramer says: "EATONIC should be
In every home ready for use after ev-
cry meal. An EATONIC tablet will
aid you naturally to easily digest
and assimilate-your food can be thor
oughly enjoyed without the slightest
danger of misery from acid stomach.
strongly advise every one to take EA-
TONIC after meals. To correct bad
stomachs and keep them in perfect
condition, 1t is a most wonderful dis
covery."
IL EATONIC fails to give you
prompt stomach relief, your money
will be refunded; SOC buys a large box
at any drug store. Or write to Eatonic
Remedy Co.. 1918 s. Wabash Ave., Chi
cago, u. S. A.
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
Educate Blind Soldiers.

The ablest educators of the blind in
the country are cooperating with the
government in its plans for the most
complete system of re-education for
blinded soldiers that has ever been
undertaken. When their education has
been perfected the committee will find
employment for soldiers and aid them
in filling their old places in the COM
munity. Mrs. t. Harrison Garrett has
offered her Baltimore estate of so
acres to serve as a hospital school
for the blinded officers and men.
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30

have been a standard household remedy.
They are the pure, original imported Haar
lem Oil your great-grandmother used, and
are perfectly harmless. The healing, sooth.
ing oil soaks into the cells and lining of
the kidneys and through the bladder, driv.
ing out the poisonous germs. New life,
fresh strength and health will come as you
continue the treatment. When complete
ly restored to your usual vigor, continue
taking capsule or two each day; they will
keep you in condition and prevent re-
turn of the disease.
Do not delay a minute. Delays are es-
pecially dangerous in kidney and bladder
trouble. All druggists sell GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules. They will refund
the money if not as represented. GOLD
MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules are inn
ported direct from the laboratories in Hol-
land. They are prepared in correct guam
tity and convenient form, are easy to take
and are positively guaranteed TO give
prompt relief. In three sizes, sealed pack.
ages. Ask for the original imported
GOLD MEDAL. Accept no substitutes
Adv
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
Deal for Small Portion Of Land.

One-vigintillionth of one-vigintil-
lionth of an inch of land in Figueroa
square, California city subdivision,
and one-tenth Of one-vigintilliOnth Of
an inch in another subdivision, was the
amount of land disputed in. case at
Fresno, CAL, the other day. Mathe-
maticians said the width of the strip
described would be a fraction of an
inch designated numerically by one,
preceded by 43 groups of three ci-
piers each. Attorneys in the case
said the suit was brought for the pur-
pose of removing a cloud placed on the
title in tax proceeding several years
ago.
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30


could Something
the station with the
"Wait till he said,
The Red Cross booth the path of the carrier who line for
"Ive looking this he
disclosed. He piled
to
She something the
the soldiers"
"COme on" the kDdhearted individual
yousm smoke
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30

jumped
respectful silence
the platform and whisper
platform
mpaenty
its journey rails
the depths of the scher Mrs.
S
Moskowiz.
m be the mother
S thirtyone
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
SOLDIER PULLS POOR JOKE
Cautioned That II Would Be Wise to
Change the Name OF His
Pup.

Camp Gordon, Ga.--The avowal that
ne loved "William ii" better than he
did any officer in his company resulted
In the incarceration of William l..
Schneider. Pennsylvania soldier. His
explanation that civilian III" was his
dog brought his immediate release, but
he was cautioned not to Joke about his
pup again, and II was suggested that
the name be changed.
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30

moved forWard, forcing him 70 push
his suitcase under the conductors
guard rail. A kind-hearted individual,
seeing the little man fight his way
back through the crowd, anticipated
his object and reached for the handle
of the suitcase. But the owner seized
it first. His apparent discourtesy
caused him little discomfort.
"Booze," the conductor said. "Bet
a nickel he gets off at the Union sta
ton"
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30

approached street. the biggest boy gathered
folding
her to lift the slips a time, hem.
As she got the last ticket smoothed her indignation
he dued his head his other tempted oved hand
Tell mothers
ago. she remarked as the boys filed sheepshy
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
Community Of Spirit.

When a man says to me wistfully,
II want to go to the mountains, but
suppose we'll go to the seashore,"
understand; l know precisely where
he wishes to go. He wishes to go fish
ing. There is community of spirit be-
tween us. We could both be happy on
a catboat, but would both be miserable
on q board walk.-Robert M. Gay, in
the Atlantic.
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30

study shows that the beggars and claim
himself
alcohol big so begging being addicted
owes them living generally the why crippled takes up
livelihood often
merchant
twoh work"
included his
lodging questionable surroundings
sfromp o sa
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
State of Ohio. City of Toledo Lucas

State of Ohio, City Of Toledo, Lucas
County-ss.
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he is
senior partner OF the firm of f. ]. Cheney
& Co., doing business in the City Of To-
ledo, County and State aforesaid. and that
said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUN
DRIED DOLLARS for any case OF Catarrh
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn TO before me and subscribed In
my presence. this 9Th day OF December
A. d. 1888
(seaD A. w. Gleason, Notary Public.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is taxi
en- internally and acts through the Blood
Druggists, 75c. Testimonials free.
+. ]. Cheney e. Co., Toledo, Ohio.
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30

very young men in knickerbockers
roistered into her car and noisily
seized seats enough for a dozen pas
sengers she looked on with motherly
disapproval.
Out Of the tail Of her eye she
watched their antics as they threw
each others caps about and disported
themselves like young ruffians that
had been better bred.
When the woman conductor called
out for all passengers please" to
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
Dig TRENCHES,
find TREASURE
Marines ii Training Camp Uncov-
er Chest Buried by lean
Lafitte.
DIFFERS FROM FICTION
Precious Metal Worth Thousands OF
Dollars Sold and Proceeds TTrned
Over to Dependent Fam
lilies of Marines.

Paris Island, S. C.-"Ter 1t to the
marines"
That's all the comfort superstltious
negroes got when they whispered, to
white scoffers, of buried pirate treas
ure on little island near here.
But that was years and years ago,
long before United States marines es-
tablished their recruit depot at Paris
Island for the training of navy soldiers
for duties on land, at sea and in the
air.
The negroes had it that Jean LATTE,
the swashbuckling pirate of the Next
can gulf, had buried n treasure chest
near Paris Island And so they told
their children and their children told
the United States marines when they
established a recruit depot at Paris
Island In 1914.
Why Not, lndeedl
In these days of intensive training
for troops, trenches must be dug in or
der to truly simulate west front con-
ditions.
Wen, then, why not dig the trenches
somewhere near the spot negro tradl-
ton said the pirate treasure lay?
Not that the marines had any idea
there was treasure there. Oh, no!
You can tell marines a whole lot of
things but to get them to believe them
Is another matter. World travellers
that they are, they are sophisticated,
If not blase.
Still, digging away over the site of
the buried treasure would add a new
zest to the task-would get the
trenches completed in jig time, and
would prove to the darkies that the
whole thing was a myth.
Now then, here's the spot our story
begins to differentiate from the ED
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
An Improvement.

A familiar card seen on one thing
or another that is temporarily out of
commission bears the blunt announce
ment, "Out Of Order"
card that seemed an improvement
on this, something slicker, smoother,
nicer, read:
"Out of Service"
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
SPEEDING Him Up.

"Don't worry" said the doctor, "Tll
soon have your husband well and back
to work again."
"I'm so glad" replied the wife.
$50 am l." replied the NJ. ID. BE
cause the sooner he gets back to work
the sooner he'll pay my bill"
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
You Nav TRY cutieura Free

Send today for free samples of Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment and learn
how quickly they relieve itching, skin
and scalp troubles. For free samples,
address, "Cuticura, Dept. Y, Boston"
At druggists and by mail. Soap 20,
Ointment % and 50.-Adv.
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
FARMERS ARE WORKING HARDER

And using their feet more than ever before.
For all these workers the frequent use of
Aliens Foot=Eas the antiseptic powder to
be shaken into the shoes and sprinkled in the
foot-bath, increases their efficiency and in
sures needed physical comfort. 1t takes the
Friction from the Shoe, freshens the feet,
aud prevents tired, aching and blistered feet
Women everywhere are constant users Of
Aliens Foot=Ease. Don't get foot sore, get
Aliens Foot Ease. Sold by dealers every
where, 25c.-Adv.
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
Nobody Knows.

Betty-Mamma, when the FIRE goes
out, where does it go?
Mamma don't know, dear. You
might just as well ask me where your
father goes when be goes out.
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30

FUru mdut MS ODstTVdIIOHS ITOIH IJV
cripples, most of them found north of
Ninth street. OF these, 20 were self
supporting, IA partly so, 30 were beg
CARS and others were cared for by
charity. Eighty were legal residents
of Jackson county, 10 of Wyandotte
county and 46 had no permanent resi-
dence. About 72 per cent of the men
disabled were under thirty years old
and self-supporting; 70 per cent of
those disabled after forty years of
age were not self-supporting The
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
She Gave Unruy Youngsters Lesson They Needed

NEW YoRKshe really womany of
~
She neither
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30

To keep clean and healthy take DIR.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regu-
late liver, bowels and stomach.-Adv.
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
Something Better Than Booze in This Suitcase

NETRoITThe conductor the railroad
small
aboard with heavy sue The paid his The crowd
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30

even for this metropolis, where re-
markable adventures are common
place.
Mrs. Isabel Dowie was on her way
to a hospital. During the journey
Mrs. Dowie suddenly became i'll. Her
husband, attending her. whispered
something TO the conductor.
Passengers were ordered out in
quick time and the car was switched
hastily to an express track. In q few
minutes DIR. Frank Moskowitz arrived
in an ambulance, leaped up the steps,
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
No Time Lost in Naming Cincinnati Youngster

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES who
mothers hospital the probIem solved
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30

Marriage is rattle instead of lot
terry. One man gets the prize while
the other gets the shake.
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30

Nothing resembles yesterday aS
much as tomorrow.
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
Cripple Naturally Averse to Giving Up Soft Snap

HANsAs CITYGe chance be honest the plea
compiled by Ford district
deartment of the board Of public welfare Mr.
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30
Innnnrtant 10 Mothara

Always think twice before you speak
and nine times out of ten you will
have no occasion TO say a word.
The Yale expositor., 1918-05-30

He Didn't Understand.
GLOW high can your star reachT
Huh? She's a singer, not high
Kicker"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-01-16
RAW FuRS!

Wantrt a. klnta 81 Raw Fufn
AxhTss Nsw Iurk pricrs p@ad ~
NeW Ncft buyer every S4fureay 81
81 l33 CHURCH ST. ftOOSlcK
FALLS. NY IA Rob4rsson
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-31
Famous Frenchman
Regular 'War.Horse
General Mangin Has Been One
OF the Most Consistent Win
ncrs on Firing Line.
BY FLOYD MACG,,IrF.

LONDON. October 3O.-Gcneral Man
gin. Under whose tutclngc American
soldiers proved their worth at the
Marine and along the Aisnc and Vesle
Rivers. is one OF Frances famous fight
ing leaders. Mangin is n man OF ac-
,ion-'n his twenty-five years OF SOL
!cring lie has never done any garrison
uuty-and he is gifted with the ability
OF installing enthusiasm in his men,
which coupled with able tactical di-
reciion, wins battles. He has been
one OF Frances most consistent win
ncrs of battles against the Germans.
General Mangin, since 1914. has
commanded soldiers at crucial sectors.
ne was on the outskirts of Namur
when the order to retreat came as a
surprise in the early days Of tho war.
but when he relocated he did 50 under
cover OF such heavy blows that the
German flank was left weakened and
bleeding. In the first battle of the
Marine his troops pursued the enemy
nearly TO the gates of Rheims and Yer
dni. In this fighting he was general
dc brigade. but his valor won his pro-
motion to commander of an army corps.
it was General Mangin who delivered
dun. which threw the Germans back
and wrested most of the ground they
mad taken in months OF mighty fight
Mangin is fftythree years old. He
has been wounded numerous times.
BEFORE the world war he had distin-
Euished himself in African campaigns,
In 1918 he delivered an audacious coup
which obtained the release Of French
hostages in Nara Kech. defeating the
pretender. I'll !ieba. Mangin first gave
a captain lie led $50 African troops
In the Marchland expedition. making
his way from the Congo region on
the Atlantic through junglcs to the
Abyssnian gulf of the Red Sea. where
people crowded TO see men who had
marched for three years.
n
ably would testify, ManSin is at his
best when directing an offensive. For
that reason he has been selected by
where 1t hurts"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-31
IMMATURE ALMANAC.

their own lore. and 1t will take a long
while TO persuade the Germans that
they do not need him. The Kaiser is
great actor. He will play his part
histrionically when the time comes.
His activities are worth watching.
In the stress OF this colossal meta
morphoss, the last OF the feudal ma
tons is dying, literally destroying tt
SELF for an anachronism: and when the
last act is registered Germany will
perforce be a democratic state.
That process is taking place now
Root and branch the old mona rchica |
estate viii go, is going. The great de-
lirium or PanG er.nanism is passing
into sanity. awakening the Germans 70
the realit? OF their position confronted
with the world in arms.
Their hope lies IN themselves. Ii is
TOR us to give II to them by destroyin q
the illusion which made them the tools
or military ambition. 1t is my
belief that the progress OF Ger
man recreation viii move now in
accordance with our military successes
up TO the necessary point of correction
SO a. the front and at home Ger
many is in conc .tion of "hu!ditY"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-31
BRITISH PRISONERS
|NHUMANELY TREATED
Conditions Exist Almost Past Be.
iicving, Home Secretary
Cave Declares.
SHOULD DEMAND RELEASE
Believes One OF Armsticc Terms
Should BE All Prisoners Held In
Enemy Countries Should BE I'M
mcdiateIy Liberated.
SHOULD DEMAND RELEASE
LBy Associa ted Press.

LONDON. October 30.--Ciermany has
nagrantly broken the rules OF inter-
national Law in her treatment OF Brit
sh prisoners of war. declared Sir
George Cave. the British home secre-
tary. In discussing the question OF
prisoners of war in the House of Com
mons yesterday. Some OF the German
internment camps, he said. were rea
sonably we'll organized, but there were
other camps where conditions were al
most unspcakablc and where !nhumane
treatment almost past believing Went
on.
These things were going on to-day.
and the evidence the government had
obtained from lately returned prisoners
was very much on the same lines a
previously. Working parties OF British,
prisoners were beaten. tortured and
made TO work when they were ill.,
Everything was done TO break their
spirit. but Sir George added the enemy
had failed in most cases.
Sir George believed that IL any armi-
Stice with either Germany or Austria
Hungary were reached the government
would take steps TO sec that one OF
the primary conditions would be that
all prisoners of war in enemy countries
would be Immediately and uncondl-
tionally released. He added:
1t will do no good to talk to the
people who do these things. We have
got TO take them by the neck and the
throat II we can. and punish them so
lions to come"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-31
MANY SPEAK GERMAN
Sweden IN Confronted With Problem
Since IAN IL Placed on
Language.

LONDON. October 3O.-In Sweden one
is disagreed bly, struck by the numbe r
OF people who speak German. When
asked a question in English. a Swede,
De ne policeman or civilian, in
variably countercd in German 4,
hotels and restaurants rev porters and
WATERS understa nd or speak English
In book shops, English books ana
i;asaZines are few, while German are
largely represented.
l! is different in Norway: English is
taught at school, and nearly everybody
one meets. from the porter at the sta
ton TO ones neighuor at the Dime.
table, speaks English fuently The
windows in the book shops are fail O!
English and american publications.
The treatment OF English spealiins
visitors had more OF hearty hospitality
and kindness in Norway than i'm
sweden.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-31
WELL & STRONG
WAS A WRECK
Ills Il Very Interesting Story
Louisiana Lady Tells About
What Cardui Did
For Her.

Echo, La.-"For sixteen years,
until year ago." writes Mrs. J. O..
Gueringer, of this place, II suffered
and suffered from all kinds OF pains
until / got so rundown and weak L
couldn't walk across the room L
was physical wreck :. kept GET
ting worse and worse and was con-
fined to my bed for three months !.
Then some friends of mine advised
me to try Cardui. After using three
bottles ...I was much improved. /. &
In month 1 was able to get up
and do little work, and soon after
was built-up, we'll and strong 81.
I used 10 bottles OF Cardui all to-.
gether. Have been we'll and stronE
ever since. I am giving Cardui now
to my daughter. It did me so much
good. I want her to try it..
am glad to be able to make this
statement so other sufferers may be
benefited. can never be thankful
enough for what Cardui did for me-,
Many thousands OF women haYa
had similar experiences with Cardui!
the woman's tonic.
Try it, if you suffer pain, feel RUM
down and weak.
Cardui, taken in time, when y6u-
feel the first symptoms of trouble;
may save you long spell of sick
ness.
AT all druggists.--Adv.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-31
ToDAY's BEAUTY TALK

You can enjoy delightful sham
POO with very little effort and for
very trifing cost. il you get from
your druggists a package Of Can
throx and dissolve Il tenspoonful in
cup OF hot water. This makes a
tull cup OF shampoo liquid-enough
so ii Is easy to apply it to all the
hair instead OF just the top OF the
head. Your shampoo is now ready.
Just pour a little at 4 time on the
scalp and hair until both are en-
tirely covered by the dainttly per-
fumed preparation that thoroughly
dissolves and removes every bit OF
dandrufr, excess oil and dirt. After
rinsinE, the hair dries quickly with
4 nufliness that makes IL seem
heavier than it is. and takes on n
rich luSter and Il softncss that
makes arranging 1t Il pleasure
Adv,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-31
Works Wonders s.
With Bad Stomach
I a Simple, -Fashioned Remedy
f5sF for Few Cents,

End those gastric pains. put a stop
to, that belching, bloatins, sour stonl-
ach heart paipitation. nervousness, de-
strengthen your stomach and feel like
your old self again. This simple. old
fashioned remedy which you can pre-
pare at home, has worked wonders Tor
hundreds Of sufferers.
Try 1t and see for yourself. Simply
get two ounces OF concentrated liquid
Marlix (aromatic) rs cents worth from
your druggist or by mail from Tho
MarliS Co., Fort Wayne. Ind. Dilute
the MarliX with double the quantity of
pure water and take q teaspoonful be-
fore each meal.
IT gives blessed relief Immediately.
Your distress after eating will cease |;
your appetite will return and your
stomach is strengthened to normal.
healthy condition. You'll feel like a
different person. Try 1t before your
next meal and il the benefit 1t brings
YOU is not worth ten times the price.
It costs nothing.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-31
IN AND our oil. TOWN.

Mrs. Matte Fowlkcs. OF Burkcvi!lc.
IL spending ten days in Richmond rs
the guest of her daughter. Mrs. J. NJ.
Anderson, at $50 Monument Avenue.
Miss Bessie Thompson. OF Richmond,
vino has been visiting Mrs. Guy Z.
Y Ewing, In Norfolk. left this week 10
kpcnd the winter months in New York
Yrs. II. Maddrca and her children. of
s city, are guests OF relatives in
nchbuvg.
Mrs. Arnold Hoyer Rich. Of this city.
spending month at Virginia Beach
TIC guest OF Miss Goldic Liiliston.
Mrs. John w. Dillard. Jr.. and Mrs.
Graham Lambeth, Of this city. are
spending short time in LynchburE
As guests OF Mrs. l. II. Adams. Jr en-
route for Johnson CITY. Tenn, where
they will visi, their sister. Mrs. r. -
Lacy.
Mrs. Max Talbot. Of Brool<llne. Mass.
* the guest OF her parents, AIR ana
Mrs. Charles v. Meredith. al their
home here.
Mrs. Rosa Akers and her daughter.
Miss Grace Akers, or Richmond. have
returned TO their home, after a visit
TO relatives in Lynchburg.
Mrs. Henry Ingram and family. who
have spent the summer and carly fall
az "Euek HUI" will return 10 their
apartment. SIG rark Avenue. this
week.
Walter Burks. OF Lynchburg. is
spending q short time in this city.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-31
T0MAT0-POTATO LATEST
German Papers Tell OF Both Vegetable.
BcinE Raised Upon One
Plant.

NEW YORK, October Sr--A tomato
man horticulture. aucord.s4 TO German
newspapers received here According
ITO their accounts. tomatoes and pota-
toes nave been raised on one plant.
ION strong branch OF q potato plant
was grated shoot OF - tomato plant
latter 4 process OF hardening which
was set cat in the open. The two
branches then thrived rs one
From sistccn such plants ii is stated
twenty-five POUNDS Of potatoes We're
gathered. The plants require only a
rich loose warm soil. much sunshine
4 and ordinary care. German papers say
| the achievement is not astonishing. as
the tomato and the potato belong To
! the same plant species, that OF sola :
mum.