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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-05-14
PHIL HARRISON
WILL BOX MOHA,
NOT M'GOORTY
Cave Man Will Take Eddie S
Place in Bout at Ra-
cine Monday.

Phil Harrison won't fight Eddie Nc
Goorty in John wagner's Racine ring
next Monday night. but there Will be
scrap Just the same. Harrison's OPP
ponent viii be Bob Moha OF Milwaukee.
the so-caIled "caveman," and they
should make things hum merrily for ten
rounds. If something doesn't happen to
halt proceedings sooner.
It seems that AIcGoorty Is unable to
do any training at Camp Grant. where
he IS ono OF the drafted boys. because
Of vaccination when ne entered deten-
ton His arm IS sore and prevents any
strenuous activity. II IS expected Cal
Delaney VIII meet Johnny Schauer in
the semi-windup Jimmy Walsh being
billed with Benny vogel in another bout.
They can't put Il over on us. Jimmy
Johnston. manager OF Ted Lewis. was
n visitor Yesterday James didn't let US
know anything about IT, but we knew.
for we heard him going west on Madi-
son street sporting q new straw cady
Col. j c. Miller drops out Of the
sporting spotlight now that he has call
ed off the Jess wnlard-Fred Fulton
bout. The colonel folded his tent and
silently stole away" after making the
announcement he was through with the
big fellows scrap.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-05-14
military UMPIRE IS
SUPREME. CUBS SAY
CBy L. p BLANCHARD)
Y UNIrED PREss.l


CHICAGO. May 10 II The Chicago
Cubs could tip President John K Tener
OF the National league to a real umpir-
ing system. But the chances are they
won't The Cubs know OF place where
the umpire is king and where a players
yelp is even more futile than cure"
for baldheadedness.
The Cubs got their lesson during tho
training trip The umpires they en-
countered at Camp Cody. n. NJ, wore
silver bars. gold leaves and silver eagles
on their shoulders and those ornaments
completely discounted the chips worn
in the same positions by the Cubs.
Dode Paskert got it first. He turned
away from a simeon Of sand as the ball
sailed up. 1t was called a strike and
Dode walled
The army umpire is supreme" said
the lieutenant wearing the pad. You
can't abuse him"
King Lear. rookie third baseman was
next. He made caustic remarks re-
garding the umpires vision. judgment
and general ability.
officer of the dayl" yelled the UNI
pire.
Shortly King was marching toward
the club house. fully accoutred guard
at either side. The third sacker was
permitted no rest until he had dorned
his "cits" and departed from the field.
Fred Merkle turned to dispute a de-
| cision as casually as he would have up
| braided Hank O'Day Prolonging his re-
marks somewhat he brought Major
Nelly. divisional adjutant, to the plate.
Mr.. Umpire" ruled the officer, Your
word IS law IF any one questions you.
throw him out. Therell be plenty of
help for you"
1t was hard medicine for the Cubs.
but some claimed later they liked IT.
The second game in that territory was
free from any interruption whatever.
Still now that they are back where an
umpire is no better than. in fact not so
good as. the ordinary citizen, they are
trying 70 forget it.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-05-14
CAR
TEAM IN
1ST WIN

The General American Tank Car
Corp. baseball team defeated the VIM.
Graver Tank Works team last years
industrial champs. at General American
baseball field. Saturday, by the score or
15-2
Tho feature Of the game was the
pitching Of VIM. AfcAIurray who sent
home us Graver men by the Whit route
and allowed only two hits. The General
American boys hit the ball hard. knock
ing out Is safeties Another feature
was the hitting Of Evensen CToppy)
who secured three doubles out Of I'VE
trips to the plate. Jones at Short play
cd in his old time form. securing six
chances without miss We had an ex-
ceptionauy big crowd for the first game.
Among those present were Mr. n. 4.
ADJUST. supt: r l. Herzinger. general
foreman. WIN. Copeland. chief clerk:
1t IL g. Mckenzie. Jack Norhauer.
storckeener. Chief Kovachi, labor fore
man: Mrs VIM. Havangar and Inspt.
Nelson from L. s Ordnance Dept.
our team IS composed Of the follow
ing players: Barnes. c; Hess. ID; Jones.
So: Havangar. If: AIeAIurray. p; Blumen-
-hal. 81; Rhodde. 9b; Toppey Evensen.
cf: G f. Smith or Krossley. RI.
With this lineup in the held the Cen
eral Americans should make a real good
showing in the Industrial League this
coming season.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-05-14
Louis Chevrolet and his winning car
of 1917.

Louis Chevrolet, Speedway cham
pion Of 1917, VIII be starter in the
Hardness Handicap, which will in
augurate the automobile racing sea
son at the Sheepshead Bay Speed
way on Memorial day, May 80. The
daredevil Franco Swiss driver will
enter the 100-mile classic, for which
the sum of $4,000 in prizes and
bonuses is offered.
Chevrolet was the biggest winner
on the speedways last season. His
greatest achievement was in winning
the Hardness Gold Trophy race in
September, with an average of 110.4
miles an hour for the 100 miles. In
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-05-14

race: Newman. Holden, Lardon. VIII
liams. Mckenzie.
Eanlmond-10O yard dash: Gearing
Searles. Potts. 440 yard dash; Gearing
Kovacsy. Potts: 22O yard dash: Gearing.
Searies. Potts, half mile ran: Stocker
Gearing. Kovacsy: ono mile run: Stocl5er.
Seidenbecker, Kovacsy; 120 yard hurdle;
searIes. Gearing; 220 yard hurdle.
searles. Gearing; shot put: Oltz Swan
TON. running high jump: Rhind. Potts.
seidenbecker: running broad jump.
Rhind. Gearing Potts: pole vault:
stocker. Pierce. Gearing: relay race:
Potts. Gearing. Rhind, Swanton. Ko-
vacsy. Searles.
Elkhart - 100 yard dash; Bentz.
swartz. Lesher; go yard dash: BentE,
swartz. Lesher: 440 yard dash: Bentz.
swartz. Lesher. half mile run: Benrz.
Albright: one mile run; Albright.
Svartz. Warnbaugh; 120 yard hurdles.
T.esber. MINK: 22O yard hurdles. Lesh-
er Nfinnix: shot put: Bentz. Swartz:
running high jump; Swartz. Bentz,
Warnbaugh; running broad jump
Warnhaueh. Bentz. Swartz: pole vault
Warnbaugh. I.esher; relay race: Bentz'
swartz. Lesher. Albright, Warnbaugh'
MINK.
East Chicago-10e yard dash: Muir
ply: 220 yard dash: Murphy; 40 yard
dash. Murphy: running broad jump:
Murphy.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-05-14
ORIzzLE COULDN'T
STOP THIS CAME
(Ey A. FAM

The teenie vicente I6-year-old Harbor
Triangles trounced the Peerless a. c.
Of East Chicago by score OF 10 to 9.
The game was played in a steady drizzle
which helped keep the players moving.
Tho old veteran Bratchi Madura. the
% year old wonder was finally over
thrown By the sudden and terrific coun-
ter attack OF the Triangle artillery which
was lead by Norquist and closely fol-
lowed by Cant OBrien. Timm and Cal
lahan. Romeo Georges homer featured
the game.
Cohen started for Trangles and pitch
Cd good ball until the 9Th when he grew
wild and was relieved by Steffen who
pitched n wonderful brand of ball. This
game was TIE first game Of the tri-city
league which put the Triangles in the
lead And also the Triangles being the
youngest club in the league was very
surprising to the $50 spectators who
watched the game in the rain.
Next Sunday the Triangles play the
fast Lincoln A c. at the Harbor-a
large crowd ts expected
/ The line UP for Peerless: Edgar. 2b;
Mikel. SIS; George. If: Branchi Madura.
( p: Chik Edgar. III; Long. Chaka. Sb;
/ Mooney rf: Chonecir. Spencer. IF; Polm-
cenk. c Triengles Callahan. RI Shes
+ Ter 2b; Timm. III: Cant. 81; Black, C:
Norquist. SIS Donahue. If; O'Brien and
Lind Ct: Cohen and Steffen. D.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-05-14
HOBBY, BOSTON IDOL,
NOW LIEUT.. IN ARMY
President Wilson dominates
First Stacker in Medical
Corps with U. S. Troops.

BOSTON. MASS. May 14-Richard
Carlton Hobntzel. known Familiarity as
Dick" Hoblitzel to the fans of both the
National and the American leagues.
yesterday was nominated a first lieu
tenant in the medical corps Of The Ma
tional Army by President Wilson.
The President sent the nomination to
the Senate for confirmation.
Lieut.. Hobltzel was a conspicuous
figure Of the diamond for eleven years
His major league career began with the
Cincinnati Reds. and he remained with
that club until he went with the Boston
Red Sox. He was prominently men
toned as the successor Of Jack Barry
as manager Of the eastern team. but de-
cided that he would enlist which he did
this spring
| Hoblitzel studied dentistry during the
winter months and II was his proficiency
! in this profession that led to his receiv-
! ing q commission. Hoblitzel is a native
| Of Parkersburg. ". V. and il is TO this
state that his nomination IS credited.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-05-14
DANNY GOODMAN,
AGAIN IN FAVOR,
WANTS To FIGHT
Boxer Quits Guardhouse at
Camp Grant Ready to
Lick the World.

CAMP GRANT ILL, May 14-Danny
Goodman. the original boxing instructor
Of Camp Grants lighting era. has bat
tied his way from the guardhouse and
taken his place with the honor men Of
the Three Hundred and Forty-second in
fautry.
Danny was confined early this spring
on a disciplinary charge after having
gained his sergeant's chevrons through
overtime work with boxing material in
the division. Since his punishment be
gan the Chicago fighter has been a
model prisoner. with the result that his
official reprieve has been awarded and
he IS ready to enter the ring against all
corners Wilhelm Hohenzollern included.
Shovels Eight Tons a Day.
Eight tons Of coal per day is Good
mans shoveliug record since his punish
ment began. He has been given fatigue
duty on the coal pile as special punish
ment. hut the discipline worked IN OK
actly the opposite direction. The fighter
lost ten pounds Of excess flesh du ng
his probation period. but came out OF it
in the best lighting condition OF his
career.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-05-14
NATIoNAL LEAGUE.

Yesterdays Results.
Chicago. 10; Boston. ?.
Cincinnati. :; Brooklyn, 8.
St. Louis. 5; Philadelphia. 3.
Pfttsburgh-New York; ain.
Games Today.
Boston at Chicago.
Brooklyn at Cincinnati
Philadelphia at st. Louis
New York at Pitts burgh.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-05-14
Shovels Eight Tons a Day.
COFFROTH TO
STAGE FULTON AND
DEMPEY MILL

Jack Dempsey yesterday received a
wire from James w. conroth Of san
Francisco informing him nc has accept
ed Dempsey's offer to fight Fred Full
ton for thu benefit Of the training camp
actfvities's fund and that he has sent
his representative to Seattle to consult
with Fulton to learn II the match can
be closed It VIII be a four-round affair
II clinched
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-05-14
OFFER
TO WRESTLE

John Fisher Of Cary manager Of
George Thompson who was challenged
yesterday by Young Gotch for a wrest-
ling match. stated today he will accept
the offer II a $500 side bet is put UP.
Fishers address is the Imperial Hotel.
1896 washington street Gary.
The bout, If arranged. may be pulled
in West Hammond or Hammond. Fisher
would Ike 10 hear from pair OF boxers
willing 10 mix for eight or ten rounds as
preliminary
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-05-14
SPEEDWAY CHAMPION or LIST YER WILL Start IN
HANDICAP n SHEEPSHEAD BAY MAY 80

this race he defeated the greatest
drivers in the country.
His two other prominent victories
were at Cincinnati and Chicago. On
the Cincinnati Speedway he nosed
out his brother, CASTOR, by several
seconds in the 250-mile race, while
at Chicago he beat high class field
in the Grand American race at 100
miles.
Chevrolet, though born in France,
has been in this country so long that
he has come 70 be looked upon really
az an American. His triumphs last
season brought back to America the
speedway championship after it had
been in possession of foreigners for
two years. In his races last year
Chevrolet drove a car of his own
design, made by his own hands in
America of American materials.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-05-14
THEY WANT GAMES.

The Crystal A c. baseball club want
TO meet the Gary White Eagles as soon
as they can. They will play the fast
Lake County team on Sunday. For
games call Hammond 1005-R. between
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-05-14
LEWIS REACHES
SCENE OF BATTLE
WITH TILLMAN

DENVER. COLO May 14-Ted Lewis
OF England welterweight boxing cham
pion. arrived yesterday for his twenty
round bout here May IL with Johnny
TiIlman Of Minneapolis. The fight IS
for the welterwoight championship of
the world
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-05-14
GAMES WANTED.

The Columbia A. c. IF Hammond
would like 70 arrange a game for sun
day. May 70. with tho State Line Jrs.
For games phone 100s-J, Hammond,
after % n.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-05-14
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AMERICAN LEAGUE.


xesterday's Results.
Philadelphia 6. Chicago, 4.
New York. 3. Detroit. >.
Boston. Z: St Louis. s
Washington-Cleve rain.
Games Today.
Chicago at Philadelphia.
Cleveland at Washington.
Detroit at New York.
ST. Louis at Boston.
The Robesonian. [volume] (Lumberton, N.C.) 1870-current, 1918-01-07
MOTHER! YOUR CHILD
Is CROSS, FEVEREH,
| FROM CONSTIPATION
If tongue is coated, breath bad, stom-
ach sour, clean liver and
bowels.

Give California Syrup of Figs" at
once-a teaspoonful today often saves
a sick child tomorrow.
If your little one is out-of-sorts,
half-sick, isn't resting, eating and act.
ing naturally-look, Mother! see If
tongue is coated. This is sure sign
that it's little stomach, liver and bow
els are clogged with waste. When
cross, irritable, feverish, stomach
sour, breath bad or has stomach-ache,
diarrhoea, sore throat, full Of cold
give a teaspoonful Of California
Syrup of Figs, and in few hours
all the constipated poison, undigested
food and sour bile gently moves out
of it's little bowels without gripping
and you have well, playful chile
again.
| Mothers can rest easy after giving
| this harmless "fruit laxative, be.
cause it never fails to cleanse the lit
tie c1.eS live, and bowels and sweet
en- the stomach and they dearly low
it's pleasant taste. Full directions TO
babies, children of all ages and TO
grown-ups printed Oh each bottle.
| Beware of counterfeit fig syrups
Ask your druggist for a bottle o
california Syrup of Figs" then Sc
that it is made by the "California Fl
Syrup Company"
The Robesonian. [volume] (Lumberton, N.C.) 1870-current, 1918-01-07
Ugh! Ca|ome| Sickens;; SaIwates!
Please Try Dodson's Liver Tone
I am sincere! MY medicine does not upset liver
and bowels SO you lose days work.

druggist sells for few cents a largt
bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone, whick
is entirely vegetable and pleasant t.
take and is a perfect substitute for,
calomel. It is guaranteed to starr
your liver without stirring you M
inside, and can not salivate.
Don't take calomel! It makes yo1
sick the next day it loses you a day1
work. Dodson's Liver Tone straight4
ems you right up and you feel great.
Give it to the children as we'll
The Robesonian. [volume] (Lumberton, N.C.) 1870-current, 1918-01-07

Calomel loses you a day! You
know what calomel is. It's mer-
curry; quicksilver. Calomel is dam
gerous. It crashes into sour bile
like dynamite, cramping and sick
ening you. Calomel attacks the
bones and should never be put into
your system. .
When you feel bilious, sluggish,
constipated and all knocked out and
believe you need dose Of dangerous
calomel just remember that your
The Robesonian. [volume] (Lumberton, N.C.) 1870-current, 1918-01-07
HARDEST PERIOD OF WAR
But a Period Which Will be Rich
est in Decisive Results IF We
Know How to Play a Good

Know How to Play a Good
Came.
The Entente Allies are entering the
hardest period Of the war but a period
which will prove richest in decisive re-
suits, IF we know how to play a good
game, and its issue will be decided
within the next six months" accord
ing to Capt. Andred Tardieu, French
| high commissioner to the United
States, who returned to this country
Tuesday.
| The commissioner first arrived ir
this county last May. He returned tt
France in November and his govern
ment decided to continue his officia
title for a period of six months.
While Captain Tardieu pointed t,
the possibility of strong German at
tack on the western front this winter
he is absolutely confident that it will
be another Verdun, he declared in
statement.
The urgency of an enormous eco
nomic effort was emphasized by til
French representative in this state
, ment:
, "The battle is not only on the bat
! tlefield. l have told the French, wit
complete frankness, what America e2
poets from them in the way Of restrit
: tions and new sacrifices. / am con
q ing back to explain here the nece:
. sary sacrifices that France and her a
: lies are expecting from America IL
$ victory"
r "Men, wheat, oil, ships and LOGON.
tives are the things most needed ar
v which America is able to give, Cal
y tain Tardieu said.
The Robesonian. [volume] (Lumberton, N.C.) 1870-current, 1918-01-07
Have You Changed Your Address
Since You Registered Under the
Draft 1oxu0


Since You Registered Under the
Draft Law?
The following is of interest tn all
registrants: " AL
II you have changed your address
you must Immediately notify the To-
cal board having jurisdiction over tho.
city or town in which you were reg
istered.
II you have the least doubt about
which board has jurisdiction over
your card, notify
THE ADJUTANT GENERAL,
Raleigh, N. c.
Your letter or post card should
give:
1. Your full name, written or print
ed carefully.
2. The city and ward, or town, where
you registered.
| 3. The home address you gave the
registrar.
a. Your present postoffice address
Warning!
Don't depend on having some one
forward this mail to you. Hundreds
of men are now advertised as desert
ers because friends or relatives who
promised to forward mail to them
forgot or didn't think it was i'm
portant'
'This applies even if you have been
/ examined and granted discharge or
exemption, and whether you have reg
: istered or not, if you we're Il years
of age June 5, 1917, and had not pass
ed your 31st birthday on that dats
: "Attend to this matter today
r write so plainly that you are sure there
will be no mistake. This may save
you serious trouble.
JOHN D. LANGSTON,
Major Inf u S. R., Aide to the Gov.
ernor.
The Robesonian. [volume] (Lumberton, N.C.) 1870-current, 1918-01-07
Stomach Troubles.

If you have trouble with your stom-
ach you should try Chamberlain's
Tablets. So many have been restored
to health by the use of the tablets and
their cost is so little, Is cents, that it
is worth while to give them trial.
The Holly chieftain., 1918-10-03
{ THE HOME FRONT.

Ihe battle front IN Europe is not the only
American front. There is home front, and our
people at home should be as patriotic as our men
III uniform III foreign lands.
Every American soldier who has fallen in
France, every American sailor who has died for
his countrys cause has given his life for his peo-
pie. Surely we, their people, can lend our money
to our Nation, their country.
The Fourth Liberty Loan is the fighting loan
Its great success will bring comfort and encour-
agclnent and deep sense Of pride to our army and
our navy, and to allies; it will bring discour
agement to our enemies Its success means Amer
lean victory, Prussan defeat.
The Holly chieftain., 1918-10-03
LIBERTY DAY.

LIBERTY DAY.
Saturday, October Y, is the four hundred and
twenty-sixth anniversary Of the discovery Of
America. President Wilson has proclaimed it
Liberty Day and requests the citizens of every
community in the United States city, town, and
countryside to celebrate the day.
The president, in his proclamation, says:
Every day the great principles for which we
are fighting take fresh hold upon our thought and
purposes and make it clearer what the end must
be and what we must do to achieve it.
We now know more certainly than we ever
knew before why free men brought the great Ma
ton and Government we love into existence be-
cause it grows clearer and clearer what supreme
service it is to be Americas privilege to render to
the world"
The Holly chieftain., 1918-10-03
ATTEND SUNDAY MEETING.

Every citizen Of Holly and vicinity should be
in attendance at the Liberty Loan meeting at the
High School Auditorium next Sunday afternoon
at 2:3O This is every Americans meeting. IL
you have not already taken your full quota Of
bonds OF the Fourth Liberty Loan do SO at this
meeting It is sacred as well as patriotic d,l
ty for every American citizen to buy all of these
bonds he is able to pay for Attend the Sunday
afternoon meeting and do your religious and pat
rlotic duty Pledge to buy bonds--al You can
stand
This call Of this country for more money with
which to finance the war could not have come at
a more opportune time, either to the hosts of Lib
erty Loan workers or to the income producers Of
the United States. With the entire people keyed
up to the necessity Of doing something worth while
to help win the war, every man who is not III the
military or naval service who is able to work. is
earning the largest wage ever paid, and the wo-
men are working; too. All Industries essential to
the war are turning out their product at top speed
and high prices. The mines are being worked
with all Of the labor obtainable to bring forth al
larger output.
Use Of sugar beet tops for ensilage promises
to become general among farmers. Silage from
beet tops last winter proved to be equal to the best
alfalfa hay for cattle feeding according to farm
ers who tried the experiment. Sugar beets are said
to produce about two-thirds as much tonnage in
topsas they do Of roots, and with an average crop
ct eighteen to twenty tons Of beets to the acre.
about twelve tons Of green beet tops will be har
vcscd.
The Holly chieftain., 1918-10-03

vvnGn ! ZONE ! 1O1l1C:
yY/F1EN come home and leave behind
~ Dark things would not call to mind,
I'll taste good ale and homemade bread
And see white sheets and pillows spread
And there is who'll softly creep
To kiss me, ere fall asleep
And tuck me meath the counterpart,
And shall be boy again
When come home!
yY/FIEN come home from dark to light
N ~ And tread the roadways long and white,
And tramp the lanes trampcd Of yore,
And see the village green's once more,
The tranquil FARMS the meadows free,
The friendly trees that nod to me-
And hear the lark beneath the SUM-
'7Din be good pay for Dhat Ppe done
When come home!
s LESLIE coULsoN
(xAed IN Aaoa Od. Z 1910
Twill be good payl" It is the only re-
ward they ask-th these fighting men Of ours
Ito come home, victorious. It is the debt
we owe can we pay it in full? No. But
we can do all we can do.
Save and try in some small way to pay
our debt to those who have fallen Save
honorably make religion of it-nothing
we can do today here at home touches so
closely the heart Of life. For saving saves
lite. Bonds save life. If you buy greatly
you WILL help some strong, clean American
boy, In whose heart is ringing the words
when 1come home" really to win through
to return to us-a victorious crusader
mothers son-alive and well and home
againl
Buy Liberty Bonds
toXour VeryUtn,ost
e4 This Space Contributed to Winning The W. i, 5..
The Tomahawk., 1918-01-31
ANOTHER KIND OF MACHINE
Wife Had No Intention Of Letting
Hubby Forget He Had Not Mar
ried Needle Worker.

Speaking at dinner party, Senator
James w. Wadsworth of New York
referred to the poor memory possessed
by some people, and fittingly contrib
uted this anecdote:
One evening business man, who
had married his pretty stenographer.
went to his room to dress for ses-
sion of his favorite lodge. A few, min
utes later he was heard calling at the
head of the stairway.
"Jessie, DEAR" said hubby In a kind
and gentle voice, "can't you come here
just for minute?"
II suppose I can," .indifferently an
swered Jessie, arising from her easy
chair and starting for the stairway.
"What do you want?"
"There is little ripped place IN the
shirt that want to wear to the lodge
tonight" returned hubby. Cant you
sew it up for me?"
"Of course not" was the prompt re-
1oinder of wiley. II will get Jane ia
do it. You seem to forget that you mar"
ried a typewriter, not a sewing ma
chine"