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Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03
KALBA APIE KAREIVIU
AMzIAUs PADID1NIMA
Prireikus busia imami net Ii
gi so m. vyrai.

Philadelphia, Pa, geg. B.
Cionai prekybos butte kalbeJo
kares laivyno sekretorius
Daniels laisv6s paskolos rel
kalais. Jis pazym6jo, kad tick
kariuomen6s milijonQ bus San
kama, kick jq reik6s laimeti
kare.
Sekretorius pazym6jo, kad
jei karei laimeti neuztels
21- 81 metQ amziaus vyrq,
tuomet kareiviauti bus sau-
kiami senesnieji. Prireikus
vyrQ amzius bus pakeltas.
Prireikus bus imami ligi 30
metQ .amziaus.
Visi supranta, kad kare lai-
nett reikia. Mes kitaip tau
tos If Sales gyvavimas atsi-
rastQ pavojuje.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03
Vokieeiai kalba apie 's.taikq !

CHA. Revoliucijai uzsipliekus,
jos nesustabdys nei linden
burgo gelezin6 ranka.
AngliSkQ laikraseiQ kores-
pondentas is Sveicarijos pa
sienio pranesa, jogei jis yra
caves informaciju, kad Aus
triioje revoliucija gall uzsi-
pIiekti ne tik del pallilusio
Salyj bado, bet ir del vokie-
Giu nepasisekimu vakaru from
te. Sustos vokieciQ ofensyya
vakarq fronte. Austrijoje, o
gal ir paGioi Vokietiioi, tuo-
jaus pakils revoliucija.
We kodel pastaromis dieno-
mis- teutonai iSnaujo pradeda
rupinties taikos reikalais.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03
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PREz1DENTAs PERKA
BoNDsA ANT 1sMoKEs-
tIo.
Nori, kad taip pasielgtu mill.
JONAH pilieciu.

WASHINGTON, geg. 3. -
Prezidentas Wilson's jau yra
pirkes treciosios laisves pas
kolos bondsq uz 20 tukstanciq
dol. Bet stat ana diena jis nu-
pirko dar viena uz so dol.
bondsa ant ismokescio - po
II centu dienoje.
suprantama Sta pavyzdi
paseks milijonai pilieciu ir
bus daugiau parduota laisves
bondsu.
Pirkdamas to bondsa prezi-
dentas pazymejo:
"Turiu Wilt, kad mano pa
vyzdi paseks milijonai sios
SALES pilieciu".
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03
TAIKOs STATYMAS REFS
KIA voK1EeIU PRALosI-
MA.
Pralosus vakaru fronte, vo-
kieGiams norisi taikos.

Londonas, geg. 3.-Londo-
no laikraSSciai tvirtina, .kad
kuomet vokieciai pralOs6 mu-
Sius Flandrijoj il nieko ne
laim6io visam vakarQ fronte,
tai dabar ina pradeti "taikos
ofensyva".
Dabar vokieGiQ laikraSciai
isSnau!io ame daug rasyti tai
kos klausime. Jie pazymi, Jo-
gel popezius ir vel pasiuly-
sias taikinties kariaujancloms
salims. Be Sito vokieciu agen-
tai neutralese Salyse issijuose
darbuojasi taikos rellalais.
Skandinavijos laikrascial
pazymi, kad Siuo kartu ten
tonai su savo taikos ofen-
syva" pirmiausia uzgulsla
ant Italijos. Jie stygauja, kad
jiems pasiseks su italais s'i
sitaikinti ir tuo keliu butp
padaryta pradzia talkininku
suskaldymui. Bet jei .teutonal
taip mano, tai labai skaudzlaI
apsirinka. Mes Italia be tai
kininkq sutikimo nebepriims
nuo. teutonu iokiQ taikos So
lygq, kad tos butQ IL prielan-
kiausios.
Teutonams taikos dabar no
risi ne til1 del nepasisekimp
vaIlarq fronte, bet IL del pa
kilusip suirueiu Austriioje If
galimp pakilti paGioi Vokie-
tijoj.
Austrljos gyventoa,i bad
miriauja. Austrijos ~Jriausy-
be tikejosi pasipelnyti UlTais
nos maistu. Bet tenai mazai
gavo to maisto. Baisus apsi-
vylimas. Gi del bado gwen
tojai nerimauja If salyje, ko
gera, dar gall pakilti revoliu-
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03
TEUTONAI sULIEDINA
BROWNIES SToVYKLAS.
visi baznycip varpai sunaudo-
jani kares medziagai.


Amsterdam, geg. 3. - Vo-
kietijos kares minister's islei-
do par6dyma visoj salyj rex
vizuoti kar9s reikalams visas
bronzines stovylas. Taippat
paimti visus baznyciQ varpus,
kokie kur buvo uzsilike nuo
pirmiau buvusios kares rex
vizicijos.
siandie Vokietijoje visoks
metalas yra didziai brangin-
tinas. Kare viska prarijo. Vo-
kietija paliks plikutele.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03
ISAKO VALSTIECIAMS
IDIRBTI zEME.
Gyventojai priesinasi vokie-
ciu Seimininkavimui.

Zurich, Sveicarija, geg. s.
VokieGiQ kariuomen6s Ukrai-
noje vyriausias vadas, gen.
Won Eichhorn, anot pranesi-
mo is Kijevo, paskelbe Uk-
rainos gyventojams isakyma,
kad valstieciai 81 pavasari ne
tik savo zemes idirbtQ, bet
pagelbetQ to -pati padaryti If
dvarams, kuriems yra reika-
lingi darbininkai.
Tsakyme pazymeta, kad tas
turi but atlikta kuoveikiau-
siai, kaip yra galima, ypac
dvaru dideliuose zem6s plo-
tuose.
Gyventojai tam isakymui
prieSinasi. Jie sake, kad vo-
kieciai neturi teis6s kisties ]
Sales politikinius If ekono-
minus reikalus. Toksai vo-
kieciQ pasielgimas yra net
prieSingas padarytai taikos
sutarGiai Ukrainos su centra-
l6mis Salimis.
Ukrainos rada igaliojo sa-
vo zemdirbyst6s ministerl
praneSti valstieeiams, kad jie
neklausytQ vokieciQ parody
mu.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03
VoKIEcIAI TERORIzUOJA
- UKRAINA.
Sail Waldo teutonu kares sto-
Wis.

Londonas, geg. Vokie-
ciai Kijeve paskelbe kares
stow il suarestavo daugeli
Ukrainos vyriausyb6s nariQ.
AreStuojama neva uz tai, kad
Ukrainos vyriausybe nepa-
laikanti savo salyj reikalin-
gos tvarkos.
Apie tai Berlyne oficijaliai
paskelbta.
Tarpe suarestuotQ yra ir
Ukrainos kares minister's.
(Matyt, ukrainiai nelabai
nori su vokieGiais sebrauti
if pildyti jQ priverstinuosius
isakymus. Jei toxic nezmoniS-
ki darbai veikiami Ukrainoj,
suprantama, Lietuva turf but
dar labjaus smaugiama. To
kie tai vokieciai uzgrobtQ
tautQ ir Saliu "geradariai").
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03
KAIZERIS SAUKIA KA-
REIVIAUTI JAUNUOLIUS
Teutonai butinai nori iveikti
talkininkus.
Anglu Kares Stovykla


Prancuziioje, geg. 3.-Vokie-
Giai pastaromis dienomis pa
neSa pasibaisetinus nuoSto-
lius. Neturima nei kur prl-
glausti suzeiStQjQ kareivlQ.
Ju pima visur.
Trylikta vokieGip atsargoS
divizija susilauk6 naujOs kom-
paniios * go nepriaugliQ, ku
riems normaliais laikais prl-
sieitu stoti kariuOmen6n tik
1919 arba 1920 metals.
Tie nepriaugliai tik s 81
vaites lavinti. Bet jie, Sako-
ma. nesiunGiami muSiQ hnl-
ias muSties. Tik oldham rel
kale tam tikslui pavartOiami.
Bet faktas, kad tie nepri-
augliai pristatomi i divizijas,
kitka liudiia. ReiSkia, kad ir
lie turbut siunGiami ] muSiuS.
Su laiku talkininkai sui
nos, ar tie jaunuoliai dalyvau
ia muSiuose, ar ne.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03
Nebus apribuotas kariuomen6S
Skait|iuS
GALES BUT MIAMI KAREIVIAUTI
SENESNI VYRAI
NENORI KARIUOMENES
sKAITLIAUS. APRIBAVI-
MO.

Washington, geg. 3.-Kares
sekretorius Baker vakar nue.
io prizes zemesnojo kongreso
buto militarinl komiteta If
Sitam indave sumanyma pa
didn't skaitliq amerikoniskos
kariuomen6s.
Kar6s sekretoriui drauga-
vo gen. Crowder ir gen.
March.
Kongrese yra sumanymQ,
kad .dabartin6s kariuomenes
skaitliQ padvigubinti arba pa
didn't ligi 8 arba 4 milijonQ.
Be to yra sumanymas skait-
liu apribuoti ligi 5 milijonQ.
Teciau vyriausyb6 prieSina-
81 sIzaitliaus kariuomen6s ap-
ribavimui. Sake, skaitliaus
apribuoti negalima. Tick Wy
ru kareiviauti turi but Saul
kama, kick reikes laimeti ka-
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03
TRUKsMAs ORLAIvYs-
TES REIKALAIS.
Senatas nori zinoti, kane yra
pazadeti lakstytuvai.


Washington, geg. 3.-Dau-
gels Simtu milijonQ nuskirta
ir iSleista pagaminti desetkus
tukstanciQ lakstytuvQ. TeGiau
ligsiol tn pazadetQ lakstytu-
WI nesimato pagamintQ.
Tuo reikalu senate keIiama
trukSmas. Sumanyta pravesti
nuodugnius tardymus If kal-
tininkus nubausti uz trukdy-
ma ginklavimosi ore.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03
PranCuzai Gina pirnyn Somne
fronte
VOKIECIAI INA KAREIVIAUTI JAUNUOLIUS
PRANCUzAI EINA PR
MYN TIES HANGARD

Paryzius, geg. 3. - Pietry-
tuose nuo Amiens prancuzai
vakar pasivard pirmyn. Ties
Hangard miSku prancuzai to-
lokq gala paSistum6. Pa6m3
nelaisv6n vokieGiQ ir ) kulkas
vaidzius.
Somme fronte vOkieciai ne
rimauja.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03
LONDONAS-PILNAS VII
TIES.
Kanalo uostai jau kaipir is
gelbeti.

LondonaS, GeS. ). - NOrS
stOviS kar6s lauke dar CANA
stipriai intemptas, kadangi
vokieGiai iSnaujo ruoSiasi alta
kosna, sugabena ir perkeldi-
nija savo sunkiajq ir lengva-
ia artileriia, gi pastaraja ne
pertoliausia nuo muslu from
to, Londonas jau yra pilnaS
vilties, mes ir tose naujose pas
tangoSe vokieciai susilauks
pralaim6jimo If kanalo uos-
tai bus iSgelb6ti, kadangi tie
uostai yra labai reikalingi
ateinanciai talkininkQ ofensy-
val.
Abclnai tvirtinama, kad
nuo pradzios vokieciQ ofensy
vos, ty. nuo kovo q dienos,
vokieciai nebuvo panese taip
didelio smugio, koki gavo
praeitq pirmadieni. Ia diena
Flandrijos fronte vokieciai
taip gavo kailin, kad jQ cielos
eil6s gentkarciQ negales to
pamirSti.
ViSi paskui laikraScius tvir-l
tina, kad Sita vokieGiu ofen-
syva vokieciams nedave jo-
kios naudos, iS6mus kalvos
KENNEL pa6mima, Bet If 81
ia kalva yra talkininkQ armo-
tQ malon6je.
Pra6iusi pirmadieni vokie-
ciai paneSd keturis pasibais6-
tinus smugius. Rodos, tur6jo
iiems to uztekti. Bet jie ne
pasiduOda. ISnaujo tvarkosi
ir i&naujo m6gins pulties pries
taIkininkus. Zinoma, jie pull
sis ne kur kitur, kaip Elan
drijoj ir Amiens fronte. Mes
kitur neturi tinkamQ patogu-
mQ.
Vakar vOkieGiai nepasise-
kus jiems Flandrijoj, visa sa-
70 pagieza m6gino iSlieti anne
rikoniSkam frOnte. Prizes anne
rikonus paleido darban visa
Savo artilerija. Bet neilgai te-
kO iiems dziaugties. Mes anne
rikOnai su savO armotQ ugnim
vokieGiu batareias veikiai APP
malSinO.
Pc visQ nepasisekimQ vo-
kieGiai j muSip laukus sutrau-
kia savo nepriaugliQ vaikinQ
kompanijas. Tomis uzpildoma
praretintos ju divizijQ eiles.
Bet If tas jiems, zinoma, ME
Iko negelb6s.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03

= Paryzius, geg. 3. = 49,
900 rumunp kareiviQ, kurie
buvo paimti italy nelaisven
jiems bekariaujant po Austri-
jos v6liava, sutiko stoti .italQ
puseje ir kariauti pries aus
trus.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03
ATMUSTA VOKIECIU
ATAKA.

Paryzius, geg. 3.-Uzpraei-
ta nakti vokieciams nepasise-
k6 su ataka Themes iSpjovo-
je, pietrytuose nuo Amiens,
anot prancuzp kar6s ofiso pra
neSimo.
Prancuzai atliko uzpuolimQ
ant LIE Monchel ir vakaruOse
Coucy lie Chateau.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03

- Boston, Mass, geg. 3.
Cia atkeliavo pulk. Roose-
velt. Pasikalb6jimuose jis pa
zymejo, kad Amerika butinai
turi paskelbti kare Turkijai
ir Bulgarijai.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03

Ties zinomu augstuoju Lin
coin parko tiltu vanduo is
plukde mokytojos Agnes
Rockford lavona, kuri nusi-
zude krizdama nuo tito.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03
VOKIECIAI PAEME Sc
vAsFcPoLI. T

Berlynas, geg. 3.-VokieGip
kariuomen6 be jokio music
uz6m6 Rusijos miesta Sevas-
topoli, Kryme, praneSta Off
cijaliai.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03

Washington, geg. B.
Vakar valstybes sekretorius.
Lansing isaiskino senate uz-
sieniu reikalu komitetui, ko-
del vyriausybe priesinga pas
kelbti kare Turkijai If Bulga-
riiai.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03
1ESSSS<SS<SS<5S<S><5sSM6S<SE5SS
PERSIJOS sACHAs PERKA
LAIsvEs, BoNDsA.
Anot pranesimo, nupirko uz
100000.

Washington, geg. 3.-Suv.
ValstijQ pasiuntinys Persijo-
je Caldwell is Teherano pra-
neSe, kad Persijos Sachas nu-
pirkes Suv, Valstijq treeio-
sios paskolos bondsa uz l00,-
600 dol.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03
SMARKAUJA V0KTECIU
ARTILERIJA.

Londonas, geg. 3.-Vakar
ryte vokieciQ artilerija prad&-
10 smarkiai veikti Merris a
pyIink6se, Flandrijos fronte,
praneSta oficijaliai.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03
Is M1L1JARDU DOL. KA-
RIUoMENEs IRENGIMUI.

WASHINGTON, geg. g.
Vakar prezidentas Wilson's
per kares sekretoriu Baker
pareikalavo kongreso paskir-
tt Is milijardu dolieriu ka-
riuomenes irengimui, lavini-
mui ir transportacijai. Toji
suma paliecia maziausia 3 mi
ijonus kariuomenes.
Reiskia, kad is uzsiregistra-
vusiu vyrr veikiai lures but
saukiama kareiviauti kOks
milijonas.
Draugas. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1917-current, 1918-05-03

: Konstantinopolis, geg.
-Turkai oficijaliai paskel-
be, kad jie atmuse anglQ uz-
puolimus Mesopotamijoje.
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
HAD ENOUGH OF DAMAGES
Just at That Moment They Were the
Last Thing That Mike Was
Thinking About.

Reference at social session was
made to the subject of damage suits,
when this anecdote was appropriately
related by Congressman William G..
Houston of Tennessee:
One afternoon Mike was caught In
q railway wreck, which. Fortunately,
wasn't very serious one, and when
his friends found him he was sitting
beside the track holding his head in
one hand leg In the other, said men,
bers, of course. not being detached.
''How are you feeling, Mixer asked
one of the party, STOPPING to help the
bruised man. Are you badly hurt?"
"That OF am. answered Mike. "Oi
fale as if Oh had troid to stop foight
betwane a road roller an mule"
"Never mind. old fellow" sympa-
thetieally returned the other. 1T is
not as bad as it might have been, and
you will get damages. you know
Damages - exclaimed Mike.
"Shure. an Owe had enough av thin.
It's repairs thot 0i'm nadin' now
Philadelphia Telegraph.
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
10 matter what ais YOUR enid. a

No matter what ais your child,
gentle, thorough laxative should al
ways be the first treatment given.
If your little one is out of sorts.
half-siek, isn't resting, eating and act
ing naturally-look, Motherl see IL
tongue is coated. This is sure sign
that the little stomach, liver and bow.
els are clogged with waste. When
cross, irritable, feverish, stomach sour,
breath bad or has stomach-ache, diar-
rhea, sore throat, full of cold, give
teaspoonful of california Syrup of
Figs" and in few hours all the con-
stipated poison, undigested food and
sour bile gently moves out of the lit
tie bowels without gripping, and you
have well, playful child again.
Mothers can rest easy after giving
this harmless fruit laxative because
1t never fails to cleanse the little ones
liver and bowels and sweeten the stom-
aeh and they dearly love its pleasant
taste. Full directions for babies, chill
dren of all ages and for grown-ups
printed on each bottle
Beware of counterfeit fig syrups.
Ask your druggist for a bottle of "Cal-
ifornia Syrup of Figs" then see that
it is made by the California Fig Syrup
Company.
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
LittIe-knoWn Dominican City.

Higuey is one Of the principal in
land cities of the Dominican Republic
Like its native land, it is quaint, his
toric isolated. immensely rich in natu-
raj resources, almost poor in actual
fact. and practically unknown to the
world at large. 1t lies in the eastern
half of the republic, which is the least
settled, the least developed and the
least known. 1t is "A city of some 1000
souls, the center of a considerable
primitive trade and the site of the
most famous shrine on the island
This latter is the shrine of the Vir-
gin of Alta Gracia, which is visited by
devotees from every part of the coun-
try. The church which houses the
shrine is built in the old Spanish arch-
lecture. the quaint and enduring style
which has stamped its features on the
buildings # a continent, from Pata=
gonia to Colorado.
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
CAN HAVE TOO MUCH OF IT
Eulogy of Tempests of the Ice King
Reads Better in Spring Than
In Winter.

When it's nice and cold and snappy;
when the world is bright and happy;
when you're drinking in the ozone
with pair of grateful lungs: when
the wintry winds go Tipping and the
rusted leaves are skipping, could the
simple joy of living be the theme of
sluggard tongues?
Oh the song that's in the breezes
How II flirts with us and leases How
1t drags us from the workaday to wan
der In the wood How 1t comes to us
and breaches, and takes hold of us
and teaches. just in living, laughing,
loving. to be satisfied and good
Blow, we tempests from the regions
of the Ice King and his legion! Open
up the smothere6 chambers of the
billiards. sluggish heart Blow new
life into our being. blow new visions
to our seeing. for there's love and life
and laughter when the winds of winter
start Richmond Times-Dispatch.
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26

England
loudness that showed excellent
a like this with
reoati
follow fashion If the
spons-eyybody
though"
should You don't halter straw hats before Easter just
because he A
herself weather
ike n a a
Off of
youw for
look Daisy Bankers She had
the movies the other night
blythe getun five week and
knee jfnts That looks
Blu she have more o 5
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26

headaches disappeared. I gained in
weight and feel fine, so I can honestly
recommend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound to any woman who is
suffering as was. - Mrs. ADELINE B.
LYNCH, 100 Plain ST., Providence, R.. l.
Backache and nervousness are symp-
toms or natures warnings, which in
dictate a functional disturbance or an
unhealthy condition which often. devel-
OBS into a more serious ailment.
Women in this condition should not
continue to drag along without help, but
profit by Mrs. Lynch's experience, and
try this famous root and herb remedy,
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound-and for special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Med. Co., Lynn, Mass.
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26

SHOPS. Ilt IIHTUIt SIdfUdfy dIIU IIIt
creeping trolleys. 1t still has the same
old shooting galleries and the "rooms
for so eents.e and the hand=painted
Martha Washington china plates and
the miniature Washington monu-
ments. with thermometers attached, in
the shop windows, but Pennsylvania
today IS an Appian way along which
surges constantly continual stream
of elbowing energetic, endless human
ity and vehicles. Potomac park used
to be place where You could ride
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26

that, all she did was to claim that no
painter ever made better pictures than
the ones she saw on the beach at At
lantie City.
There are times when argument is
so much language gone to waste. and
this seemed to be one of the times, be-
sides The woman who had backed An
cello knew that the patron of sand art
was yisioning with memory-eyes, some
dabber under the board walk. who was
doing fat angels and things to the fall
Of nfckels, while she leaned over the
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26

\ drug store in Nashville. Tenn,
saves all paper sanitary cups used at
the soda fountain. turning them over
to truck gardeners in that locality to
be used as individual pots for starting
seeding tomatoes, elephants, cabbage,
melons, etc. The seedlings are start
ed indoors and afterwards set out in
garden or field in the cups, thereby
giving plants an early start, without
interruption due TO transplanting, with
q corresponding earliness in bearing
Food Bureau Bulletin.
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26

IN front by a steel quill cut In the
shape of sword. But you can't always
tell what sort of impression you are
going to make on the everyday human
mind. Two passengers ood-hearted.
double-chinned daughters of the people
seated across, considering Madam
Fashion Sheet from the viewpoint of
wearers of tabby black velvet hats
bought last fall to wear until warm
Springtime--ond maybe after. The one
who was pony-skinned whispered ad-
lnirinC as1nniShlnent but the other.
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
itchinu BURNING Skins.

For ecZemas, rashes, itchings, irrita-
tons, pimples, dandruff, sore hands.
and baby humors, Cutieura Soap and
Ointment are supremacy effective. For
free samples address "Cuticura, Dept.
Y, Boston" At druggists and by mall.
Soap %, Ointment % and 50-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26


a
a soldiers
his chair that
breakers
anho to owl a thereof
s
place whiterobed Figure STOPPING write
seutence
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26

Square G0fden. bum, an IRISH terrier
of high degree. ehaperoned the 1000
boys in blue on their trip from Pelham
to assist ut the meet and has managed
tholr performances both days with
dignity, sobriety and able generalship
tHgf makes one wonder why on earth
h IS called Bum. He trots At the head
of the column as they enter The arena,
pauses. sits down and reviews the line,
and during The rest of the time they
are drilling inspeets the various sec
tons of the detaehment with an air OF
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
Relief.

"There.s one hopeful thing about
this kerosene shortage" exclaimed
the man who is not bookish.
"What's that"
"Nobody's going to come around and
remind me of the great things people
can do by burning midnight OIL"
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26


modified allied Joy
o unmolested
the of
in
Columbia Gaieni modified
of Meade
Meg and from Va,
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26

Bacon-Now l see the food conser-
waiting people In Boston want 10 cut
out breakfast foods.
Egbert-Shoot 1t.
eThey say the people over there will
have to give up pie"
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
The Situation.

I'm regard 70 the relative condition
of the city and the county, the former
takes the same stand as the Teatons. ="
How so?"
1T wants peace with annexation"
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26

q I IL Z . AAA
ached all the time.
l was tired and had
no ambition for any,
thing. l had taken
a number of medi-
cines which did me
no good. One day
] read about Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege-
tableCompoundand
what it had done for
women, so [ tried
it. My nervousness
op6 boelxacha an1
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
NaturallY.

'Do you remember the time when
there was such rage for red hair?"
"Oh, red hair is dyed out
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
What She Thought About the Early Spring Hat

fashion the Being
combined that
kd with hat of glazed straw Guarded
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
Changed.

"He used to be a pacifst."
"Now?'
"Now he admits that the Huns have
made it indecent for man not to
fight"
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
The Proper Way.

Can she do her own cooking on a
pinch?"
NO; she does it on gas stove"
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26

strict attention duty equaed W B. Franklin him.
self Consequently his LOCO felt confident that when
Secretary Daniels reviewed them do detaeh
men
And then Bum lay middle and fell
of the sailors either attention. hold
had
billy the could
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
A Wise Difference.

THANK goodness, golf isn't like
poker"
"Why?"
Think of having your husband
stay out all night playing it."
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
Polite Reply,

"Are you trying to make fool of
meT mo, indeed. l never attempt TO
Improve on the works of nature"
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
Nothing to Go BY.

Nothing to Go BY
"She's quite refined, Jack, reaiiyl
You can never judge a girl by her
clothes"
You don't get much of chance to,
by Jove Cassells Saturday Journal.
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
Can Be Taken Either Way

Limitation is the sincerest flattery."
Not at all" replied Miss Cayenne
"Flattery Is the inslncerest imitation"
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26

To keep clean and healthy take DIR.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regu-
late liver, bowels and stomaeh.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
Patron of Sand Art Reminds of Other Pictures

Michael lived vain
a tell
happened things about his arand at
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
Changes Wrought in Washington by the War

n horoughae which you
the White House.
udng the souvenirs in the euro
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26

Speaking of real estate in cities. a
front foot is often worth. more than
back yard.
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
Where She Loses Time.

Where She Loses Time.
Hollow long does Il take you to
dress in the morning?
She-0h. about twenty minutes.
He fproudly)-It only takes me ten.
She (ditto)-I wash.-Panther.
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26

Many man looks upon marriage as
sort of a blotter with which he ex-
poets to blot out all his past.
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26

Anyway half of the world knows
that the other hale is looking for the
best of 1t.
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26

public a a
soldiers though
All the people busting
of bank parcel boys intent moth
the
buildings
kind though wood within which
of Mixed
tie casual visitor
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26

Belief that there are as good fish
In the sea as ever We're caught is poor
consolation when we've lost our bait.
The Monticellonian., 1918-04-26
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