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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
- Observation-Disclosures -
lnteressante Boyer til halv PRS
OGUNDER.

Prisnedsattelsen gslder ct storre Lager af Boyer, der has
vsret benyttet som Prever. Bagerne er kompleue enhyer
Henseende.
Enhver der kjdber for mndst $1oo kan valge for $aooL
Tor $15o, kan vaelge for $500, for $500, kan =velge for 500
og sa fremdeles.
Mar mar kjeber for rnindst $500 faas tlHge I'll. Fanmlie
Journal fmt for 6 Maaneder.
We'd at indsende Deres Ordre straks kan De sikre Dem de,
bedste Udvalg. Flere at B@gerne HAYES kun fa Eksemplarer.
bedes derfor ordre fere Tifelde de gnskede Boyer skull
de vare udsolgt.
ALE Boyer sendes straks portofrit we'd Modtagesen af Be
ldbet. Til California, Washington OF Canada send 1oc ekstr.
for hver Dollar til ekstra Portoudgifter.
Tilbudet er geldende indtl den 15de April 1913. opbevar
Listen.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
Gn Mi1ion til Siemienbelie al
Ggfplf.

Ser opfgres bpert Mor pan Stqts.
ct 8elpb til 9%ielnienoelie
t f%orliite norife spfolf. S Maret
9f4-15 meogif ser paa oe11t1e
Soft 267,32S Ser, i 1915-16 $685.,
80 ST. % 1916-H 991,92O-
4: Set iioite lbere gaI fDloes
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
Muerfienote &onjnler.

$. Is. &olmboe or onerfjupot JONI
be1aiif @icefonlul / Irnnsg, g6p.
Gent ion1 ipen1f Gicefonir1l / SIRE
brifsbalo, S. 6. 3itelmann ioln tplf
&oni1tl / 8ergen og 8ilbclm Sun-
5ent6obr iom tDlf &o1,lul / GronO=
bjem,
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
&om,nmnalt 5foufipb.

%&ammer6erre Matbielc1, CHS
|bolb, bar iolat fine Giet16omme
!3rogiet, &bisqoar6, 5%portbu1let %
|9bre Molict til Snertingbalens
|aonnmlt11e for $4,000 Ser. Mrea=
let CT ca. II, 900 Mool STOP.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
Morbmanb falbt ptb 8eitfrontcn.

Norbmanb falbt ptb &eitfrontcn.
De,1 norife @eneralfonlul 2olt<
bpn meooeler, at grling &11l0 fra
ariItiania sen 80. Dftober {. q.
folot i &rigen / 8elgien, bare bel
30 @ar gontmel.
@rIi1g @l,uo, Der par blanM De
fgr1te Sribil1ige fra Ganaba, par
al ftp. sergeant beb Smaa-
Ienenes Battalion Om @ul.6.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05

eanosbpens Original mpoer en-
Sag 5ognets &reit, oa mos @e0-
bane ct @eter lite fuIo. S sen
Nnleoning robrpoer Nrelten:
IS Sag er leg g1oo. Neter."
so Doae ienere mgotes Sc otter,
og % er Beter meget ber1iet.
IS Dag er iea be6rbba," flyer
8rp5ten.
SO, ibarer Beter, men i Sag
er oct ogfaa min Cur at bore
gIaoo.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
So @eteraner / 5tortbiuaet

tager i oisic Sage Miifeb mco tit
gomlc 8irfe. Set CT 5tenogrofrc=
piior Berg=S9ger % @e6aftgr beb
Observation-Disclosures Maafc-
ita0. @erg-Seger for tilbgrt Stor=
tbingets gtenografforps / 40 Mar,
1891-19O1 par ban &eooftpr al
De officielle Stortbingsreferater, OF
iibcn Stenografrepilor. Maofeitao
begbn6te fin girffonhbeo i Stcno
g%rafforpiet ! 1891 % bar iioe1l
1912 bgret @eoafter be6 .gfterret
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
2Ggeb9jenet.

2ege 6. st. 8aul1en CT bcififfet
til Diltriftslnge / 8%oleltran0 fra
IS. Moi % 0iltriftSlpge Str. 81.
Sellpg er meb0elt Mfltco / Neaooe
fra 16. Mpril.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05

|ariesforliIene. Jor Naret 1917
Is Ct. bepilget 275,000 SCI. %
flor 1e18-19 foreilaaes 100000.
Ser, men NOR gar us fra, at 6is}e
0eleb bill blibe %operlfre6et.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
Salt 6lp1f Tan bIipe o%Ilnin6eIia

salt SlGif Tan Blue olminoeliat
| Sjen1mene ieje11, bbis oisie iffc
bor A1emt &nnite11 at ialte. Mao=
ltpret onbefaler, at man npttcr Mn-
leoningen, mebens SIpif Tan ipiies
ON 2bloogene, til at falte neo ct
rin1eliet Sorraoo at Glaif til eoet
8rl,g.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05

Refs like til Canada, biv i Deres eget Land; men hus De maa
s%igre 2e;,r refs hsr til n1 KeseaH t. Go%aty, M MINI :aa hyor klsyer og Marrow
at have giyet del tenomenale Ahrede at 8 Les Acren og zrterne
er udmarket FODDER for Kreatur og Feste. Denne al gtdr oesaa Io-.
den frugtbar. vi avler ogsaa allie Slags Kornsorter. ON nmrmera
plys"lnger skriv til J. G. Holmstrom. Roseau. MINI.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
Galtnanaelem %aflinIpet.

Gn 5oltlaoning pou 10000 Maol
Salt ct unfommct til Bergen fra
.llolaroet. Gen fomnter lnrlia
go0t lne0 MI til 5iloe- og Eorife-
tilfet, ba man bar begpn0t at frpgte
for 5oltmangel.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
LAKE COUNTY FARM. MINI.

LAKE COUNTY FARM. MINI.
10000 ACRES d 5 til 8 Nil Ill fra by Byen' Two Haabors Belig-
fndes godt Hardwood" og pa andet godt Timber, Pine
er blevet nedhugget, Prsen j 40 til 80 Acres Farme $1,000 DR.
Acre paa meget lette Vilkaar, s % Rente. Skriv paa EngAsk e-
ter Prisister og Opysnnger.
A. Mathews. Two Harbors. Lake Co. Mimi.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
10000 &runer i Waper.

Snoebaberen Of BET laluosfienote
@infirma Wl,nocrien & 60, S,,lil,s
@unocrien i &riltiansianb, bor
ifjenfet 10000 ar. til forifiellige
Sor11aol i &riltiarSia11o / Mnleb-
1nilrg al fin 70=aorige Seolelsong.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
BILLlG FARMEJEND0M.

81 Acres Lake Shore Farm, beHggende 2 Mil fra Nelson Doug
las Co. 35 Acres under Dyrkping, 80 Acres Holland Resten crpa-
gauge med Timber. Godt 6 vareEes-Ius, stald, etc. skandinavh
Settlement. N@r skole, Kirke og Mejeri. SIS. pr Acre IA lette
Betngelser. Skriv efter udfdrigTe Oplysninger m denne ~ andre
Farme. Geo. Sromlund, Nelson. MINI
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
Statsroab Qpplano

ifplote 8. 6ebr. 70 slnr. 5totsraa=
Sen bar / baar6e 9ioer / De pnnjte-
|1iglte, men ogiaa Rrefulbe1 tie Eil-
|1iosbberp poet Se6relan6et 1tore
|Gjeneter. Baa bans 5pttimrsbag
CT set Set, bort Soft pil mt',6es og
|taffe bam for.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05

q kjSber 81 tildels dyrket Kvart, 4 Mil fra Maje1i O e
~ BY: so Acres under Dyrkning, at hvilke % Acres
.muk Lnnd at Grantreer r9ndt Bygningerne; Godt LogHus, stad med
Plads til 80 Stk. KvRg, gOdt Wand og blomstrende skandinavisk
Naboag. Skriv til Ejeren. Alt dyrket Land bHver pldiet Efaraara
Lise over andre Godtkjebs Farme og Land faces we'd at skrive til
A. j. ANDERSEN. GRYGLA. MINI.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
Dette err ct GOdtki0b.

Dette or ct GOdtki0b. $40 Acres Prerie Land med ct
1s-.es E : 999!3499: mindre Sat Bygninger, god bo.
ret Brond og 20 Acres under Dyrkning. Jorden eT god jevn
Prarie med en- god graded" Vel langs den enc Side, har r. F.
?: Mail og Burial T ElsS2n En- En- e ellsr ande n. Vi! 1! her kunde faa
te for god indbrngende Ejendom Coca Johnson, Es
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
Geo. Stromlund. Nelson. MINI.
Speciel Meddelelse.

De dygtige S~pecialister we'd Heidelberg
Medical Institute HI nylig opstiilet i St.
skine for Behandling OF Undersdeelsa az
wye Mennesker. Denne nye Iethode.
som benyttes we'd Europas store Hospita,
l 1r.5 staar I'll Deres Afbenyttelse. bet er
at finde I'D for sikkert, hvad De feileHr
Deres store Anlednin&.
ALE, som er syge, bpr benytte Leilie.
heden og straks rejse til st. Paul for at
Sc, hvad der kan gtores for Dem. Hyis
dom, som andre Lager like a kunnet
saa gaa til Heidelberg speciali-
sterne. som med deres v~idunderlige r
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
2anbsmaal paa Stipen6inm.

2anbsmaal paa S%tipen6inm.
@irfeoepartementet f~ore1aar 8s>
bilgningen iii n2anbsmoa1s1fei6 or
|EeneItem1enn i Superintendent" pget
fra t,400 til 1000 Ser, for at
aurlerne fon gjeres lq11gere, % for
at set ton gpes 5tipenoier til Del=.
tngerne.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
FINE SHEEP AND CATTLE RANCHEn

4os1A Acres god Isrjord, ndt 5egeformigtt, 6e1ggende 5 Mil ot Tor
Acres ryddet og tisaaet med Kever og Timothy; 200 Acres indheg-
net: Ny stald 1ex64, boret Br6nd, staal-vindmsle og str Beholder.
God vedigeholdt Vel til Byen. Denne Egn er den frugtbareste og
bedst improved" Del af Countiet, intet cunimproved" Land indenfor
5 Mil fra yen kan kjpbes biIigere end 40 pr Acre, Stedet IF kar til
Besetning, da Grasmarkerne er tilsaaet med Blaagres og Kever. Pis
$40. .pr Acre, 1eue Vilkaar, hvis Diet salges hurigt. Skriv efter
nnrmer Oplysninger til Chas. 7. Swain. Hinckley. MINI.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
Ill. Familie Journals

Udkommer maanedng 16 Side Formal og indeholder afs
sluttende Fortalinger, Anekdoter, Inustrationer .. 8. " PTis
pr Ar go Cents.
EKsTRAoRDINART BILIGT .T1LBUD.
AT *Aargangene HAYES Of
Restoplag der s@lges for so Cents pr Aargang som r Ng 1909
Bogsder.
Filler 4 seldre Aargange for $15O. #
Prgvenumre at "UGEBIADET" og I'LL. FAMLIE JOURNAL,
sendes frit overall pa forange.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
Farm i Kandiyohi County. Mimi.

Farm Kandiyohi County: Mimi: d do Acres peur aand 3 ka Md 9a
Kandiyohi, ferste Station, sydGst for Wnimar. Farmer ligger ct
skandinayiskt Settlement Der 1crs ss ct godt Sat Bygninger, SAINT en-
til Gresgange og Heavlng. For e kort It'd kan vi tilbyde denne
Farm til den lave Pis at SIS. pr Acre pa fdgende vilkaar: 5000.
kontant, $1,000. 1. Marts 1919, Resten LSbet aft Z Aar til SIS pct
Dette er ct virkeigt Godtkjeb, og his De ansker at kjobe Land, vii
Diet vare Deres egen Interesse at bespge Willmar OF bee den, For
unrmere Oplysninger besgg eler skriv til
Anderson Land Co. Wilmar. Mimi.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
Spbinlp al Spincaplcu.

Tor 191S-19 forclloar Depar=
tcme11tet til 0pbjalp for Sbineopz
len 10000 &roner.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05

2neen:: .Det er galt meo Sc
reg Sols. &ar De o1orig prbpet
at gnrgle BEN meb @nItpano?"
sfpperen: $50 beboresl Seq er
bleben torpeoeret iefs @nnge."
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
Ojeblikkeliq Ove,tapeIse.

lO Acre Stock ~ Graln-Farm &c Hovedvej, II Mil fra Randall,
Morrison Co, IS Acres under Dyrkning, 20 Acres Heland, 40 Acres
Grnsgange, god javn Jord, intet ubenytet. Godt Z Vnrelses Frame
Hs med Kalder. Ny moderne "Hiproof" stald, 36xSo, RUNNER 70
Tons Hp. Kornlade 16x20, H1nsehus 14x3O, Svinestald, Maskinhus
og Foderhus. En- af Landets bedNe Farme; Sill 900. Ell Trediedel kon
binhgt skriv efter udfprligere Oplysninger ON denne OF andre Farme
til J. N. Tonen. Randall, Mimi.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05

Yao lon1me t5tcbcr / Minneloto
er Der figefrem Wo11gel pao Suf-
Ter. Set er ioalebes npobenbigt
at 6orbruget at Suffer inoifrenfcs
el1o11u mere, e111 Statens Mobi tprc
ti6ligere bor frRbet.
Mon bor 0berfor onmo6et MeItnu=
r%attoner og offent1ige Spi1eteoer i
set bele ONT at tage Sufffferfoppen al
8or6et og ierbere 51tffer til @jez
ltcrne / til1naalte lman Mengoer,
Sc minoite, iom frepes for &c for
ifjellige &etter eller Critic. GcD
at lpore paa suffer mi bill oct BIZ
be ml1ligt at babe 51tffffer til e1-
bier Ei0, flyer MabTpreren; men
bbis bi brl1ger mere ems ltrenet
11~pobenoigt mi, bill hi blibe oloeIes
Ions for Sufffer, in6til 0alrcrne
magfer at fragte mere 5ufffer oe
fpr0ele set, bbor set trpnges:
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05

- vi fotaNe hvad Ders Sygdonn err ri 70
se deres erhrne Mening ON Udagterne for EeIbredelse. - %
fr e MaveGdeser, Katarrh, Nyre- euerB lRreidelser? Lever eor Tarn-
domme 81 detarm ,Broz? Hostee Her svage LMnger? HemmeHge sygdonnme
Ef Dc, pdaget at IN Sygdom. saa lgb ingen Rsko, men gas suaks III IgeiieI.
fortane. ON De kan heIbredes sam bedse og bIHestes Maada an h yEge henhbs %
detp aa. EvertT og bTinger Prisoner langvejs fra som nsker 1t bIye heibre-
HEIDELBERG. MEDICAL INSTITUTE, sfh & jackson ss. ST. Paul, MIN.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
100 Acres Godt Land

100 Acres GOdt Land
5 Mil Vest for Floodwood, st. Louis Co., MINI, Code Veje,
Consolidated" skole. skandinayisk Settlement. 8 Acres dyrket,
Ter delt. skriv pa Engesk efter nnrmere opysninger og Lise
pa andre Ejendomme.
THE FIRST STATE BANK OF F1ooDwooD. Floodwood, MINI.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05

Farme Og ByeiendOmme til Salgs og omkring ST. Cloud, MINI, som
er en- hurig voksende b. hvor Pan Motv Cos store Fab1ksan]@g 6ndes.
$4,000 Indbyggere. Hvor uods Kngen, Foretning er god og Byejdomme
en- sud sadig stigende, Omegnen e. der mange" skandinaWske Settlement
ter og som bekiendt er Misvekst ukjendt SeMns, Benton og Sherburne
Counter. On Oplysninger, Prser, Forhod, etc. sknv til
Stearns Comfy Loan & Investment Co., St. Cloud. 1iinn
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05

CODE FARME til s3lgs paa lstts vilkaar re ellsr
len for wore Kunder og hvs De gnsker Diet, kan Vi sstte Dem i
derekte Forbindelse med disse. Har ogsaa Kunder der tilbyder
"unimproved' Land meget biligt mod kontant, enkelte af dem
vii Byte. Skriv I'M nsrnere Oplysnnger, som gives med Be-
redvlhghed. Halma State Bank, Halma, MINI.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05

6or at 1pore poo Sbe6en, iao Scr
tan blibe mere til l10fpriel, eno
man III bor til Maa6iebeo, bar
2m1oets Mab1 tpre bel11ttet at ills=
penoere @robet ON ct fje6lp1t Maal
og en- uporflels" 2pr6ag. Dette
hetpoer, at inbtil biberc bliber
3irs0og bet cnelte 0og / llgen, ga
n1o11 ifol lpare poo. @jp6. Sooper
oplpier, at grforingen bar piit, at
Sorbu,gct at @%reoltoffer % al
&je6 ltoar / neje 6orbin0elle. nj
folifjellige @rlt111e er ser no9et II
geligere Sorrao6 paa &jpo / Gait
set netpp lnt, % ri bar til Moaoia=
be6 aft set @ie0, lnm hi fan frogtc
til europa, og 0eSl1ben npf for ct
noget lterre @jc1nnmforbrug. Me11
Sbe6e fon1mer life / Murfebet / SEN
l16Itrgfni1M lom fr9bes, % mani
baaber, at me6 ct ltgrre 6orbr11g al
&je6 bill ser bIipe mere SDe6e til
ll6fpr1el.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05
Mabbeiparelie.

Mlt, bpoo &~jpffenbapcn trent
brinqer, CT til Sjplp / 4ampen for
at pinoe @rigen. Dc1ure @bling
trGnger ingen Transportation; ben
gaar birefte fra &aDen til 8oroet
eller ajq1oeren eller Sp%ltefrnffen,
% erltotter mango Mrtifler, 1onl
mani maotte foa ir6fgrt noefro.
Ser bar, ior1 man peb, pGret Blo-
fobe poo bore 8oner / lengere 9io;
poo mango Ste6er piloe 6olf / ST.
er,1e bobe 1ibt Mangel pa @rbnia=
ger og on0en Woo, ON oct iffe
bobbe ppret for &jpffenbaperne
ifjor. Sc bar bit Zig at bobe beret
cit ,,pur6erltg @ielp. Gfterion1
@rieen treffer u6 % ftere og flere
at bore Soft maa ie16es til euro
pa, bill 8a11er11e foa mere at gipre,
og Np6benoigbeben al at pro0ucere
1ao n1cget iom ml1ligt er blepet ME-
re bpben6e. Sbert enelte 5paoetit
/ &ip%ffe11bane11, alt bpa6 fon trent
bringcs, bill itDrfe 2onbet / &n1npel1.
..t
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05

-Ekstra GOdtkj0b 100 Acres Farm vard $4,000 pr Acre til Salg
for SLIPS pr Acre. Jeyn, god sort lord, over Diet halve er aaben
Prerie, noget Poplar Tpmmer og nindre Buske, godt Wand, 80
Acres med Timothy og K19ver og lidt Improvements. We'd
R. F. D. Mail Route, Telefon LIME, n@r Skole, etc. Ejeren maa
salge paa Grund at Helbredet. En- Del af Kj@besummen pa
lette Vilkaar. For Oplysninger skriv til G: l.
GREENBUSHs MINI.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1918-04-05

G. Rasmussen Co., s. z, q Stree, Minneapolis, MINI.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-02
Dpp1i1lH
EHDfneS|
O6y VAR Mason
10Y COMFTH-


TILE dawn OF peace is coming soon
! read it in the stars and moon
and I'm full grown seer ! read
the planets, slick as grease. and ! pre-
diet we'll bask in peace by June the
18th, next year Then wc'll he paid "a
handsome price for every little sacr
flee that now may chaic or ink; well
have real bread of wheaton flour an
all we want in that glad hour when
peace gets in its work Then we may
seat ourselves for grub and not be told
by waiter dub, "You can't have beef TO
day; it is the food directors wish that
you should fill yourselves with fish and
watered consommc" Wen wear silk
shirts If we elect, and no one will de
nounce, object, or say it is a sin. we
won't be subject TO arrest if we should
have our trousers pressed, or wear a
plate glass pin. Well motor on the
village green and burn up all the gas
oline we can afford TO buy and none
will sav, you help the Hun whenever
your old boat YOU rtnl Shame. Stacker
go and dier When yclce brings in her
sunny days wc'l all get back to nor
NAL ways, and find this lie a boon
| watch the planets through glass
and see that peace will come TO pass
about the 18th of June. So let us bear
whatever load may on our shoulders be
bestowed with fortitude sublime; when
peace comes back we'll ali be CAV. and
gladly sing Calico Callayw and have
bully time
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-02

Speaker and Slsler typeY Many fans ara
beginning to believe that CLIFTON HeathS
cote VIII eventually reach that exalted
station In baseball
Hero ls l9-yeur- old youth from Glen
Rock, Pa, who has been playing as1
stunning baseball Bs any individual In
the majors In the nineteen Inning tie
recently between the phlliies and CnrdIA
mails lieHthcote had u single. double, triple
and homorun and contributed the necd-
ful blows TO make the drawn battle posS
Hlhle
llenthcole is aE fast ns n bullet, hats
lctt handed and miry skins over tho
turf In chasing drives There apparently
are unlld possibilities In Heathcute,
whom Hendricks snys In getting better
with every game.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-02
Our Joe Miller Contest.

Catcher Wilson, of the Boston
Braves claims that the oldest Joke is
he one about the negro preacher who
delivered a sermon on d mel in the
Den Of Lions. An old negro member
OF the flock was much impressed with
th' sermon, and he walked home with
the parson after services. "Pahson, "
said the old negro, "wuz them really
truly lions that was in the den with
Danlcl' "Dcy suttenly wuz." replied
the parson "Wuz dey fcc-rocious lions
p, they IS in circus" asked the old
negro "Wcll no. Not exactly lions
like they is IN a circus" replied the
Parson. "No' see, dis happened in
b G., meanin' bcfo' circuses"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-02
Names Is Names.
Gosh. How We Hate to Be Lonely

In view OF what seems to be coming
right along it having already arrived
in Houston. we feel like salutiug Luke
McLuke with, BE Of good cheer il
won't seem bad when YOU have com
pany" In other words, the worst thing
about riding on the water wagon is not
the drouth but the loneliness Houston
Post
Water water everywhere. and not a
drop Cof anything elscl to drink. eh2-
St Louis Globe Democrat
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-02
POP DEALERS CHARGED
WITH PR0FITEERING IN
SALES HERE TO SOLDIERS

Complaint, reached the county attor-
ney'S office this morning that certain
soft drink dealers here were "proiiteer-
ing on pep" II was charged that deal
ers were permitting thcr agents to visit
troop trains passing through Oklahoma
City and were selling to soldiers at IS
cents a bottle pop which ordinarily sells
for cents a bottle Henry NJ. GRAY
mEo received the complaint reported it
10 the Red Cross and requested that
body TO take the charge mp with the
council Of defense.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-02
.kAISER'S VISACE
!. KICKED OFF GIFT
COLONEL SPURNED
Autographed Mug Of Wilhelm
Destroyed by Oyster Bay-erS,

OYSTER BAY, n. Y.-This story
has TO do with the decline and fall Of
royalty. He who reads will learn why
the lfe-Si portrait OF himself that
William lIohcnlollcrn gave 10 Colonel
Roosevelt now wears a footprint where
its face used TO be- He will also un-
dcrstand why there is wrath IN the
heart OF C. II Colltz. a naturallcd
citizen and a vacant space on the wall
OF what is left OF his home
These are the steps in the downfall
OF the Ilohenzollern The palitng
came across the ocean 10 Oyster Bay
with the kaiscr's own autograph at
ta-hed-a GIFT to the colonel Later il
was presented to the Oyster Bay H.
brary Still later, when the portraits
original was shooting up the maritime
universe w,th torpedoc,, n wa, rc-
moved and sold to Mrs Coliz
Sailors Make Objections
For several years. while the anger
OF the world was kinilug against HIM.
the face OF Wilhelm heamcd bcniguly
down from the walls of the Collltl
home Early this morning the final
degradation occurred No longer will
the Collitz family see that face, for
there isn't any Instead there is a large
hole the same having been made by
the flat foot OF a sailor on leavc-one
of the committee that called upon Mr.
and Mrs. Collitz at an early hour OF
lay
In that committee were many OF the
oest known citizens OF the town Mr.
~olli2 says he knows EN- all and that
lust as soon as Justice OF the Peace
Duval returns from a fishing trip he's
going to have them arrested
This is what made Mr., Colitz pccv-
ish The committee awoke him and
his wife at m. Mrs Colitz went
% the window when the rapping at the
door promised TO cave it in
We've come for that picture of the
1 ijer," said the spokesman, Bring it
dow" "
1--WE haven't got it anv more" the
woman is quoted as saying.
"lf that picture isn't here in three
minutes" ran the ultmatum, she re
ceived in reply we're coming in to
get il"
When the stated time had elapsed |
the committee started 10 enter They |
battered in the front door and had shat |
tered one window, when strange sounds |
rose on top of the veranda
The dawn's early light shone upon |
Mr.. and Mrs Colltz, arraycd in cos
tunes never intended for a porch roof |
1t also CLEANED upon the SNUG and |
naughty face Of Wilhelm Hohcnzolcrn.
which the man and woman held between
them.
"Throw it down. beloved the com
mittee, Quick"
They threw 1t down.
Flat on his back on the dewy grass
lay the war lord Out of the score OF
men that gathered about him one
lteppcd forward with heavy stride His
seet weren't built for any other sort OF
Itriding One foot hovercd above the
royal visaGe for a moment
"Plunkw The deed was done.
Down Oyster Bays main street the
procession marched, bearing the face
ess portrait of the kaiser. Where it
now rests is secret that wrathful Mr.
Collitz says will be solved Just as soon
as Justice OF the Peace Duval gets
through fishing and comes home to is
sue a warrant-Several warrants.