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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13
KAISER'S TALK TO HE'LL

The kaiser called the devil up
On the telephone one day,
The girl at central listened TO
All they had to say.
"Hello," she heard the kaiser's voice,
"Is old man Satan home?
Just tell him this is Kaiser Bill
That wants him on the phone.
The devil said, "Hello" to Bill,
And Bill said, "How are you?
I'm running here hell on earth,
So tell me what to do
"What can / do?" the devil said,
"My dear old Kaiser Bill,
If there's a thing that / can do
To help you, | surely will"
The kaiser said, "Now, listen,
And I viii try to tell
The way | am running
On earth modern hell.
1--WE saved for this for many years,
And I've started out to kill,
That it will be modern job,
You leave to Kaiser Bill.
"My army went thru Belgium,
Shooting women and children down,
We tore up all her country,
And blew up all her towns.
my Zepps dropped bombs on cities,
Killing both old and young,
And those the Zeppelins didn't get
We're taken out and hung.
"I started out for Paris
With the. aid of poisonous gas,
The Belgiums, damn 'em, stopped US,
And would not let US pass,
"My submarines are devils,
Why, you should see them fight;
They go sneaking thru the seas,
And sink ship at sight.
ST was running things to suit me,
Till year or so ago,
When man named Woodrow Wilson
Wrote me to go more slow.
"He said to me, Dear William,
We don't want to make you sore,
So be sure to tell your U-boats
To sink our ships no more"
81 did not listen to him,
And he's coming after me,
With million Yankee soldiers
From their homes across the sea.
"Now that's why / called you, Satan,
For L want advice from you,
knew that you would tell me
Just what ought to do"
"My dear old Kaiser William,
There's not much for me to tell
For the Yanks will make it hotter
Than can for you in hell.
s'I've been a mean old devil,
But not half as mean as you,
And the minute that you get here,
I will give my job to you.
'I1l be ready for your coming,
And I'll keep the fires all bright,
And I'll have the rooms all ready,
When the Yanks begin to fight.
"For the boys in blue will get you;
I have nothing more to tell,
Hang up the phone, and get your hat
And meet me here in hell"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

There is an urgent need at Camp
johnson for magazines. Rev. Mr..
Stephens tells us that all books sent
to the camp will be most highly APP
preciated by the men in the detention
camps. The u. ID. G. had donation
of thirty-six volumns from Miss Vir-
ginia Mayo, that will be sent by Mrs.
w. w. Harriss. Anyone having any
books or magazines that they are will
ling to donate through the Chapter,
the U. d. c. will pay the freight on
them and they will be sent to Mr..
Stephens, Y. M. C. A., Camp Joseph
e. Johnson.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

Mr.. Right; you've said it-this is
war! To win the war it might be neces-
-sary for the government to take your
factory away from you, and ruin your
business. 1t might be necessary to take
your house and turn you out in the street.
What of thatP Is that as great sacrifice
as your neighbor makes, or stands ready
to make, when he gives his boy to his
country? Yet you don't think it's your
duty to pinch and save, and borrow if
need be, in order to buy Liberty Bonds,
and thus help shorten the war, make VIC
tory certain, and save the lives of thou
sands of American boys who will other
wise be uselessly sacrificed.
Mr.. Doubtful: ST guess that's true,
Mr.. Right, have been thoughtless. I'll
stop complaining and criticising, and put
up my last dollar if need be, to help
win this war;
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

"The Fighting Grim" with Frank
Ign Farnum is the leading role, will
be the attraction at the Temple today
This picture has action and go. Come
out to see it as it is one of the best
and the scenery is very beautiful.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

The boats of the Daylight Line
make their last runs of the season
between Silver Springs and Palatka
early next week. They have done
pretty well this season, particularly
during the last few weeks.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

Mr.. c. H. Mcdonald, physical di-
rector at Camp Johnston, was in town
yesterday afternoon and evening, on
a visit to his brother, Mr.. ]. d. Nc
Donald.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

The members of the Greenwood
Sunday school at Pine, on their way in
a big auto truck to Silver Springs,
for days outing, passed thru town
this morning. They looked very bright
and happy.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

The cold spell seems to be evaporat-
ing. The temperature this morning
was 40 and now the mercury is
climbing back toward the gold old
summer time.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13
Between Mr.. Doubtful and Mr.. Right

MIR. Doubtful: 81 don't see how
can buy any more Liberty Bonds. |
bought all / could last fall. I'm not
rich man and don't think it's fair or just
TO expect me to do anything more than
have DONE"
Mr.. Right: Lets see your next
door neighbours boy enlisted. didn't hep
MFR. Doubtful: eyes, he's over in
France now. Mighty fine, stalwart boy,
that!"
Mr.. Right: Exactly, and some day
that splendid boy, the pride of his par
ents' hearts, may 60 .over the top in gall
liant charge, stop German bullet, and fall
in the mud and debris of No Mans Land.
Isn't that asking too much of him, and of
his family? Is that 'fair?' Is that sjustP'"
Mr.. Doubtful: "Why, it's awful, of
course, but it can't be helped. This isWar,
and men have to be killed in it. =
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13
Miss Catherine Parker of Tampa is
the guest of Mrs. Close.

Mrs. Paul Edwards of Inverness ar.
rived yesterday for weeks stay in
our city, the guest of Miss Emma
Perry.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

Buy war savings stamps to nelp
win the war, and have US fill your
prescriptions for accurate service
The Court Pharrnacv ~
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

Careful prescription service, using
Suuibb's chemicals. at Gerig's Drug
Store. War Savings and Thrift
Stamps sold. #
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

A very nice line Of Wash Cloths on
display at Gerig's Drug Store. We
also sell War Savings and Thrift
Stamps. If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

FORDS FOR SALE-We have 1915
model Ford, first class condition,
1914 model and 1913 model. All are
touring cars. The Maxwell Agency,
Ocala, Fla. SGT
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

Our toilet articles are the best to be
had at any price. Try them and "buy
war savings stamps" with the saw
ings. The Court Pharmacy. tt
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13
OCALA OCCURRENCES

Mr.. w. w. Condor, who left yes
tcrday on business trip to Washing
ton, will return Monday.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

DIR. III. w. Henry's Office telephone
is number 456; residence telephone is
number $40.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

WALL PAPERING-Sample books
will be taken to customers for in
spection. Agent for the Henry Bosch
Co., New York and Chicago. P. s..
Staggers, Painter, Box So Route B,
Ocala. Phone IN. Stiff
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

SEVERAL Hundred fine Easter Lii
lies, at SIPS per dozen. The Ocala
Green House. 4 4-6t.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

Buy Thrift Stamps of us and keep
your skin nice and soft with Rexall
Skin Soap. Gerig's Drug Store. If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

WANTED-Cypress logs. Address
Landeck Lumber Company, Tampa,
Fla, stating what you can furnish
for continuous shipment. 3-16-1m
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

A FORD BARGAINING have a first
class late model Ford touring car, a
nice job and at a bargain. The Max
well Agency, Ocala, Fla. SGT
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

LOST-Saturday night on West
Broadway, pocket memorandum book,
stiff tan colored cover. Large letters,
Memorandum Book" on front. Had
rubber band around it when lost. Re
turn to this Office and get reward. 6t*
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

FOR RENT-My home, 316 North
Pond street; furnished or unfurnish-
ed; moedrate rent. Object, care
taker. Phone 1913. Mrs. A. E. Delou-
est. 9-5t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13
UNcLASSIFIED
ADVERTISEMENTS
WANTED, LOST, FOUND, FOR
SALE, FOR RENT AND SIM
LIAR LOCAL NEEDS

RATES:-Six line maximum, one
time Use; three times Soc; SIX times
75c; one month SO. Payable in advance.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

FOR SALE-Two good work mules;
cheap for cash. Apply to Box 1, Fort
Mccoy, Florida. 13-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

WANTED-10,000 men and women,
to dig potatoes at Hastings, Florida.
Good wages; season lasts until June
1st. Address 7. B. Glass. secretary,
Hastings Farm Labor Bureau, Has
tings, Fla. Hist
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

WANTED-Relable Waterman, mid
die aged white man preferred. Aker-
man & Ellis, Lake Weir, Fla. 10-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13
McIVer & Mackay
UNDERTAKES and EMBALMERS
PHONES AZ, 104. sos
OCALA. FLORIDA
AIR SACRED LIME

Just the thing for gardens and san
itary purposes. Price IS cents per
barrel f. o. b. yards.
6-tf Welch-Todd Lumber Co.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

FOR SALE-Building containing lot
of good lumber, consisting of flooring,
siding, framing, sills and sheeting
Inquire Mrs. j. G. Swain, American
Fruit Store Phone 279. 4-12-6t*
New-York tribune., 1918-11-30
Speakers Speed Up, Too
Representatives of Labor De-
partment Cover Big Territory

WASHINGTON, Nov. 20. - Speak
ers for the Information and Edu-
cation Service of the Department Of
Labor have, during their trips through
the country to inform business men
and workmen Of the departments aims,
at times been given some exceedingly
strenuous work
These men are lecturers, authors,
clergymen, business men and editors,
practically all of whom are working
for much less money than they receive
at home. Yet they ride all night in
day coaches, get sleep whenever and
wherever they can, and put up with
all manner of discomfort and even
hardship when travelling in remote
localities, in order to bring the de-
partment's message to the people.
AS an example of what is sometimes
required of these speakers, the case of
college professor known in every
part of America is interesting. He
had finished an address in little
mountain town, and was called upon
for another speech the following day
in a town several hundred miles dis
tant. The only way he could get there
was TO jump a freight train at 2
o'clock in the morning and ride to
junction point, which he reached in
a drizzlins rain about an hour later.
There was no shelter except a.slight
projection of the roof over the station
platform, and under this, curled up on
a baggage truck, he succeeded in get
ting a few winks Of sleep before the
arrival of the a. IN. train, which he
must take to keep his speaking en-
gagement.
The necessity for covering a great
deal of ground in Il short time fire.
quently calls for this sort Of sacrifice.
One prominent speaker for the de-
partment on trip to the Pacific Coast
was in sleeping car almost every
night Of his trip, and ordinarily his
dates we're so arranged that there was
tween trains in day time
New-York tribune., 1918-11-30
corporations imposed by the House

corporations imposed by the House
is stricken out.
The tobacco taxes are reduced 40
per cent. The tobacco tax now stands
at 1S cents POUND, as against &c
cents in the House measure, and cigar
and cigarette taxes are reduced 20 to
80 per cent, but as whole the tobacco
schedule is about 40 per cent higher
than in the present law.
The seTi-luxury taxes are eliui
mated.
The tax en- gasolene and the auto
noble users' tax are eliminated.
Many special excise and luxury
taxes are eliminated and practically
all are reduced.
The definition OF invested capital
IS greatly broadened and special con-
slderation is given to ,oil wells and
other mining industries.
The Senate bill purposes to raise
$4,000, 100000 in 1919 and has a pro-
viso Tor reducing this amount to
OOo,OO0 900 in the taxes payable in
1870 10 achieve the latter purpose
the normal income taxation rate of
IL per cent on income over $4,000
and per cent on income Of $4,000
and less, which is the same as in the
House bill, is reduced for the second
y"nr to and per cent, respectively,
and the 80 per cent war profits tax,
also adopted by the House, is then to
become defunct.
Alcohol Tax Reduced
The alcohol tax is reduced from
s4.4O gallon on beverage to $500.
and from SO to $6.40 on non-beverage.
The beer tax remains at Sc bar
rel.
The estate tax Of the House bill
is converted into an inheritance tax,
end the rate of taxation is reduced
90 per cent on the larger estates and
somewhat on all inheritances, the
maximum Senate rate being 20 per
cent as compared with the Houses
~ per cent.
The Senate made hundreds OF other
changes and has practically rewritten
the House bill from start to finish.
In general, the Senate bill tends to
remove or reduce all proposed taxes
that bear directly on the daily life of
the masses Of the people.
New-York tribune., 1918-11-30
Bituninous Coal
Restrictions Near End
Garfield Says, However, He
Will Keep Control Of An
thracite Situation

WASHINGTON, Nov. 29.-Price re-
strictions on bituminous coal may be
removed by the fuel administration
within two weeks. Fuel Administrator
Garfield said to-day he hoped to cancel
the price regulations not later than
the middle of December.
DR.. Garfield said it may be possible
to abandon the zone system of distri-
button Of bituminous coal by the mid
die of December, but that action to this
end will be taken only after consulta-
ton with the railroad administration.
The Fuel Administrator said he could
not take his hands off" the anthracite
situation until winter is over. This
was taken to mean that the government
will continue its control over anthra-
cite coal until April /, and that the
fuel administration will continue to
function until that time.
New-York tribune., 1918-11-30
Fear Trade Boycott
Latin America Looks to u. S
To Protect Ats Rights

WASHINGTON, Nov. % South
American countries are said to fear
that the Allies, being in position
after the pcacc go to do, will demand
tariff concessions for their commodi-
ties entering Latin America, and in
exchange promise favorable treatment
for South American products.
Tho position occupied by the United
States, Z. South American diplomat as
serted, will be sufficiently powerful,
in view OF Europe's need for foodstufs
and raw materials, and Americas pos
session Of them, TO prevent the exccu-
tion against South America OF any
practices which would injure its COM
merce with other nations than the Al
lies, and the Latin-A1erican countries
wers said TO be looking TO tho United
States TO have their vital interests in
view at the peace congress-.
New-York tribune., 1918-11-30
$9,572,000, 900 Spent
To Run u. S. in Year
Public Debt Was $780, 900,
600 June 80 Last, Treas
ury Report Shows

WASHINGTON, Nov. 29.--It cost
S5,645 900, 900 to run the American
army during the year ended June 80
last; S1,36S, 100000 for the navy and
100000 for the civil government
proper. The Shipping Board spent
ss62, 100000 and s1s1 100000 was paid
out in pensions. The grand total is
S9,572, 900, 900.
These figures are shown to-day by
the annual report of John Burke, Treas-
urer of the United States, to Sccre-
tary McAdoo. The report showed the
public debt on June 80 was $780,
100000.
New-York tribune., 1918-11-30
Campaign Tax Plan Rejected

Senator Thomas's amendment to tax
all political campaign subscriptions Of
more than $500 at the rate of 100 per
cent was rejected.
Senator Smoot's proposal to tax dogs
st the rate of $5 a head for females
and $3.50 for males was rejected.
The completed bill will go to the
printers tomorrow and will be re-
viewed by the committee on Tuesday
and probably presented to the Senate,
with the report, on Thursday. 1t will
be taken up for consideration two or
three days later
The principal differences between
the House bill and the Senate bill are:
The Senate bill slightly changes
the individual income surtnxes and
creates additional gradnations.
The Senate bill combines tho ex-
cess profits and the war profits pro-
Visions Of the House bill into
single measure, thus doing away
With the alternative method Of the
House.
Profits Taxes Cut in Half
The Senate bill reduces the excess
profits tax rates abont 80 per cent,
making thsra about tho same az In
the present law.
Ths difSerential tax of s per cent
On tbs undistrbuted net income Of
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1918-11-29
MAKES SACRIFICE FOR SONS
Spirit Of SeIf-DeniaI Shown by Little
New York Jew as Beautiful as
It ls Rare.

Essex and Delaney streets are the
heart of the great many-tOngued city
which lives over near East river
the Ghetto. The streets are always
crowded-crowded with bearded men,
old women with shawls and sheitels,
eager dark-eyed children; handsome
girls, and young men clothed in the
East sides version of what Fifth ave-
nue. wears.
On the corner year in and year out
Is a little Galiclan Jew. His small
shrunken face is smeared dark by the
stubble of sparse beard; his fiat lit
tie derby is pushed down over his
ears; his clothes are mere covering.
For years he has been peddling the
large salt pretzels which are strung
on sticks and stand upright from his
basket.
He never tries to force a sale. He
never solicits patronage. He lives In
little room over small bakery. He
speaks very little Engllsh--and yet In
a large Eastern college there are two
of his sons being educated so that they
will not have to live the life of drudg-
cry the father has led. And the
world-weary little father is paying the
bills by self-denial.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1918-11-29

army and left home for Camp
Pike May 28. 1918; sailed for
France August 3. 1918; was killed
ia action on the battlefield October
is. 1918. A memorial service was
held for him Sunday, November
"a, 1918, in the Nineteenth dis
trict. | had thought the highest
praise that could be given to man
was to say be was good. ln all
the expressions and eulogies spoken
Of him BY his neighbors and friends
they said. Wesley was good, "
and then be died -cheerfully, too
that the world might be free.
Marked by a rude cross, his body
will sleep beneath the flowers Of
France till the Judgment Day, but
his deeds and principles he fought
for-that is, that every nation.
people and tonuge in all the world
might be free; will live forever.
A FRIEND.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1918-11-29
OrvaI Laws Wounded

News was received here this
week that Orval Laws was shot
down while in service in France.
The exact nature of the wound was
not given, but an operation had to
be performed and the fact that he
thought he would be able to be
out on crutches by the first of the
year, caused his friends here to
believe that the wound was in the
lower limbs. He stated that he
was picked up by three German
prisoners and carried back and
was treated very nicely by them.
His friends are very anxious to
learn more complete particulars Of
the injuries sustained. Young
Laws home is out on route four.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1918-11-29
Harsh Terms

The German people are COM
planning that the conditions of the
armistice are harsh" and they
are expressing the fear that the
peace terms are going to be even
harsher. And there are those in
this country who are sympathizing
with that idea as they were SYM
pathizing with the kaiser in the
war he thrust upon the world.
Lest we forget, it might be we'll to
restate what Emperor William said
about the terms made with Rum
ania. you think these terms are
harshl" said be; wait. When
we dictate terms to the western
powers, which we will have con.
quered presently, then you will
know what harsh terms are" No
comment is. needed. Chattanooga
Times.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1918-11-29

Mrs. John j. Wingo died at her
home in Irrelevant Thursday night
of last week about midnight. She
died from apoplexy and had been
sick for several days. She was
born in l841 and was II years old.
She was the daughter of Uncle
Abner Cooper, one of the first
of the able Cumberland Presby-
terian preachers of this section of
the state. Mrs. Wingo, when IL
years old, joined the church and
lived a CONSTANT member until
her death. When % years of age
she was married to John j. Wingo,
who died several years ago.
She is survived by two daugh.
tiers, Mrs. Ruth Holiday and Mrs.
Elmer Norman, and two sons. j.
A. D. WIngo and Dewitt Wingo.
The deceased was most excellent
christian woman, devoted to hel
home and loved ones, and was hello
in high esteem. The burial oc.
Cured at the family graveyard
Friday. after funeral services con.
Quoted by Rev. P. f. johnson.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1918-11-29
Buys Home Here

Ollie Kee. a prominent farmer
Of the Buena Vista community,
was in town last Saturday and
bought home here, and will move
to this place soon. He purchased
the Huffman place, just across
High street from the j. G. Will
der home. Mr.. A. M. Lee owned
this property and the considera-
tion was $1,000. Mr.. Kee has a
fine farm, but he has rented this
out, and will locate here for the
benefit of our school. This is a
most excellent family aud will be
quite an acquisition to our town,
and we hope they will be pleased
here. They will move In soon.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1918-11-29
Supreme Sacrifice

MI. and Mrs. J. N. SherrelI. Of
near Westport, received a cable
gram Wednesday announcing the
death Of their son, Connie Hopkins
Sherrell, who had made the SUI
preme sacrifice while in action,
somewhere ia France, Young Sher-
relI left here for camp September
10. 1917, and had been in France
some time. He leaves a young
wife. He was a fine young man,
and held in high esteem by a large
circle Of friends. He professed
religion during the Concord re-
vival two years ago Our entire
people sympathize with the be-
reaved.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1918-11-29

The Thanksgiving service of the
W.C.T.U., held in the parlor of
the Presbyterian church, on We'd
nesday afternoon of last week was
patriotic, inspiring and impressive,
The program consisted of singing,
with a beautiful solo by Mrs. Raw
Inns, readings, number of short
talks on the subject, What Have
/ to Be Thankful For9' and d
splendid talk on the subject,
After Peace, What Can the w.
C.T.U. doQ" Among other thing;
the speaker spoke of the wide
spread dissertation of the Sabbath,
and called attention to the fac
that the W.C.T.U. could do muct
toward creating public sentiment
against Sabbath dissertation anc
seeing that the law for Sabbath OBJ