South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-24

War Work fund they remin1 US OF
the fellow who takes his grip and
walks out Of the hotel without pay
ing his bill. tipping the hunkies or
saying go to the devil. or anything
After the mayors address at the
Italian celebration last Saturday
night a number Of the audience
went out of the hall and got hfari-
ously full. The excuse they offered
to the court Monday morning was
that they weren't so very drunk. only
sick from listening 10 Mishawaka 5
chief executive.
Now that flour substitutes and
authorizations in the making Of
bread have been discontinued We
trust we may say without Offense
that the people who told us months
ago that the stuff we mixed with
/ the -four improved the bread were
awful liars.
/ Some Of the pivot chair heroes in
/ Washington won from one TO five
! grades Keeling the red tape. All
the more reason why we should
! thank God for the men who went
over the seas and through the Val
\ ley Of the Shadow of Death unset
hshly and without fear
The dispatches say the Hohen-
zollerEs in Holland are free to
come and GO But YOU observe they
are not coming anywhere or going
very far don't you?
It looks very much 20 US a s II
before very long the beams of the
rising sun will smite the Memnon
| lips of LaFOllette the man who has
| been voiceless during the thunders
of the war. II is said he will hold
the balance of power in the new
senate and that the boys of both
sides will have 10 step round TO see
him.
VIII the irrepressible Cornelius
tell us in that speech he 5 going TO
make at the Oliver this evening
why it was the boys in Ireland re-
fused TO fight on the side OF the
allies and against Germany. and
why on realizing the noble part
taken in the war by the Irish of
America they weren't men enough
TO throw themselves into the River
I Shannon?
Don't think for a minute that a
/ kncher is a bolshevik. A bOlshevik
is very apt TO be a rattle-b Drained.
deluded and irresponsible fool A
lyncher is a plain murderer.
Postmaster Service Of Greenfield.
an appointee Of Prest Wilson, has
resigned on the ground that he has
/ had the office long enough. This
man is either crazy or an impostor.
/ II he is sane ne is not a democrat
land has not had enough. What IS
/ this country coming TO, anyway?
If Germans foresight had been
equal 10 her hindsight, she would
have shucked the autocracy first
and considered war afterward.
The women Of Germany and
/ Austria Hungary are practically
naked" is a report that comes via
/ Sweden. Fashionable even amid
the horrors and privations of war!
Hail. We bread eaters, The ban
is lifted and we shall no longer he
pestered by Mr.. HOover's substi-
Teuts.
We insist that the fears of some
that Mr.. Wilson's sympathies may
be too profoundly touched by DR.
Soils appeals are entirely ground
less. Nearly seven years have gone
since the Battle of Baltimore and
the nomination of Mr.. Wilson. and
the democrats who favored his
rivals are still furnishing and SILVER
! ing out in the moonlight. Just look
at Mr.. Wilson's Scotch Presbyterian
Jaw and be treasured.
| In the new German cabinet the
war food minister is named Wurm.
| We admonish him 10 beware the
| bolshevik early bird.
They are going TO pull one OF the
| colonels teeth to cure his rheu-
r,atism We warn the doctors.
Pulling T. RS teeth will be like
giving Samson the Delilah haircut
I
Our political advice may not al
wavs be spurned with impunity. We
warned the democratic congress
long ago TO enact a law making 1t
/ a felonv for anybody to vote the re-
publican ticket.
The great victory in nowise d.
ninishes the average mans obliga-
ton 10 work, and If you think
Pershing has won you the right 10
~a+ bacon fiour. prunes and onions