The Benson signal., 1918-06-29

More than once in hospital have
seen titled Red Cross nurse fetching
and carrying for wounded soldier,
perhaps the one who in civil life de-
livered the coal at her back door. To-
day she does not shrink from lighting
his fag or even washing his grimy
body.
Tommy admires Albert of Belgium be-
cause he is not pusher of men; he
leads them. With him it's not a case
of take that trench" it is "come on
and we will take it."
1t Is amusing to notice the different
characteristics of the Irish, Scotch and
English soldiers. The Irish and Scotch
are very impetuous. especially when it
comes to bayonet lighting, while the
Englishman, though trifle slower,
thoroughly does his bit; he Is more
methodical and has the grip of bull
dog on a captured position. He Is
slower to think; that is the reason why
he never knows when he is licked.
Twenty minutes before going over
the top the English Tommy will sit on
the fire step and thoroughly examine
the mechanism of his rifle to see that it
is in working order and will fire prop
erly. After this examination he is sat
isfied and ready to meet the Boches.
But the Irishman or Scotchman sits
on the fire step, his rife with bayonet
fixed between his knees, the butt of
which perhaps Is sinking into the mud
the bolt couldn't be opened with a
team Of horses it is so rusty-but he
spits on his sleeve and slowly polishes
his bayonet; when this Is done he also
is ready to argue with Fritz.
1t is not necessary to mention the
colonials (the Canadians, Australians
and New Zeaianders), the whole world
knows what they have done for Eng
land.
The Australian and New Zealander
is termed the "Anzac," taking the
name from the first letters Of their Of
fetal designation, Australian and New
Zealand army corps.
Tommy divides the German army
into three classes according to their
fighting abilities. They rank as fol-
lows: Prussians, Bavarians and Sax
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When up against a Prussian regi-
ment it Is case Of keep your napper
below the parapet and duck. A bang
bang all the time and war is on. The
Bavarians are little better, but the
Saxons are fairly good sports and are
willing occasionally to behave as gen.
tlemen and take it easy, but you cam
not trust any of them overlong.
AT one point Of the line the trenches
were about thirty-two yards apart.
This sounds horrible, but in fact it was
easy, because neither side could shell
the enemy's frOnt-line trench for fear
shells would drop into their own. This
eliminated artillery fire.
In these trenches when up against
the Prussians and Bavarians, Tommy
had hot time of it, but when the Sax
ons ''took over'' 1t was q picnic; they
would yell across that they were Sax
ons and would not fire. Both sides
would sit on the parapet and carry on
a conversation. This generally consist.
ed of Tommy telling them how much
he loved the kaiser, while the Saxons
informed Tommy that King George
was a particular friend Of theirs and
hoped that he was doing nicely.
When the Saxons were to be relieved
by Prussians or Bavarians, they would
veil this information across No Mans
Land and Tommy would Immediately
tumble into his trench and keep his
head down.
If an English regiment was to be re-
lieved by the wild Irish, Tommy would
tell the Saxons, and Immediately q vol
lev of 'Donner und Blitzens" could
be heard and it was FritZ's turn to get
a crick in his back from STOPPING, and
the people in Berlin would close their
windows.
Usually when an Irishman takes over
a trench, just before "stand down" in
the morning, he sticks his rifle over
the top, aimed in the direction of Ber-
lin, and engages in what is known as
the "mad minute" This consists of
firing fifteen shots in a minute He
is not aiming at anything in particular
just sends over each shot with a
prayer, hoping that one of his strays
will get some poor unsuspecting Fritz
in the napper hundreds of yards be-
hind the lines. 1t generally does; that's
the reason the Boches hate the man
from Erin'S isle.
The Saxons, though better than the
PrussianS and BavarianS, have a nasty
trait of treachery in their makeup.
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