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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1918-04-23

SuHIHIaHfy. IHFGt-UdSe mt NIstI sIIIfF
Sacrifice hit, Walsh. Stolen bases, Walk
er, Nye. Earned runs off Tuero, /; off
Hoyt, A. Struck out, Tuero s; Hoyt. 3.
Bases on balls, Tuero 2; Hoyt s. Wild
pitches. Tuero. Hoyt. Passed ball.
O'Neill. Time. 49, Umpires, Chestnut
and Carpenter.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1918-04-23
CUBAN TW|RLER IS
/. TOO MUCH VOLS
Little Rock Takes Opener
When Hoyt Grows Wild.
TuerO Stars at Bat

Little Rock, April 22-Tuero, the little
Cuban spitball pitcher, was the hero of
Little Rocks to / victory over Nash
vile today. He struck out batsmen,
drove in two of Little Rocks runs, and
scored third himself. Hoyts wildness
contributed largely to his defeat.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1918-04-23

summary. TWo-baSe hts, Barbafe,
Moran, Schepner. Three-base hits, Nc
| Donald, Moran, Gilbert. Double play,
Munich (unassisted). Innings pitched by
Brennan Z, hits, 6 runs. Struck out,
Bailey q Brennan .. Base on balls. Bren-
nan 4, Thorburn /, Bailey 2. Sacrifice
hits, Compton. Stansbury. Stolen bases,
Bluhm, Gilbert. Time, 1:55. Umpires.
Schaeffer and Pfenninger.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1918-04-23
Baron 7uirlers Join Bird
Gang and Bears Take First
Long, Black and Comstock Issue Total or III Passes,
Which Sandviched in Between Dozen Binges,
Spelled Defeat for Locals

of the werde Redwood field the Bar
of woudbe baseball yesterday
To the Baron pitch
target lodging ball pitched toward
the rubber and
with the result that exactly IL OF Inc @
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1918-04-23
Burleigh Grimes
Loses Another Game

Philadelphia, April 22.-Oeschger twirled
his first game of the season today,
banking Brooklyn. to 0. Despite Phil
adelphia's three errors, he was never in
danger except in the eighth when he is
sued two bases on balls. The locals
punched six of their seven hits off
Grimes in the first and third innings.
score: R.H e.
Brooklyn ....... 600 900 600 6
Philadelphia ........ 102 900 O0s-3 5
Batteries: Grimes, Griner and Krue-
ger; Oeschger and Adams.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1918-04-23

Games Today
Pittsburg at st. Louis.
Chicago at Cincinnati.
Brooklyn at Philadelphia.
Boston at New York.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1918-04-23
Reds Come Back and
Even Series With Cubs

Chicago. April 22.-Cincinnati evened
up with Chicago today by winning the
second game of the series, to 2. Wal
ker and Vaughn were hit in timely fash
ion, while Schneider was good in the
pinches, but wild. Both Schneider and
Wingo kicked on a called strike in the
seventh, and Umpire Harrison ordered
both to the bench. Rousch carried of
the premier hitting honors with four
safeties out of four times up. Score:
R.H.E.
Chicago ........... 900 900 900 8
Cincinnati ..... oil 900 1913 IL y
Batteries: Walker, Vaughn and Elliott.
DAILY; Schneider, Eller and Wingo, Allen.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1918-04-23

Two-Base Hits-TutwiIer, Hasbrook,
Duncan. Haworth.
Three Base Hit--Damrau.
Double Play-Clark, Debus to jan
sen.
Sacrifice Hits-Altenberg 2, Debus l..
Bases on Balls-Black 4, Long 2,
Comstock 5. Bennett Z.
Left on Bases-Mobile s, Birming-
ham 8.
Eits-Off Long 4 with . runs in
innings: Black 5 with runs in
innings; Comstock with. 5 runs
Struck out--Long /, Black l. Com
stock /. Bennett e.
Time of Game-2:05
Umpires-Kerin and Robertson.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1918-04-23
NATIONAL LEAGUE
Yesterdays Results

st. Louis /, Pittsburg 5.
Cincinnati 5, Chicago 2.
Philadelphia 3, Brooklyn 0.
New York A, Boston 2.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1918-04-23
LEAGUE STANDINGS
SOUTHERN LEAGUE

Yesterdays Results
Mobile IS, Birmingham s.
New Orleans Q, Atlanta g.
Little Rock 4, Nashville l.
attanooga-Memphis (team Delayed
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1918-04-23
AMERICAN LEAGUE
Yesterdays Results

Yesterdays Results
Detroit Z. Chicago s..
Cleveland s, st. Louis !.
Philadelphia s, Washington 1.
New York /, Boston 4. :.
Games Today
Detroit at Chicago.
New York at Boston.
ST. Louis at Cleveland.
Philadelphia at Washington.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1918-04-23
Games Today

Games Today
Mobile at Birmingham.
New Orleans at Atlanta
Chattanooga at Memphis.
Nashville at Little Rock.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1918-04-23

When you are tempted to do all the
talking, remember that the Lord gave
you two ears and only one mouth.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1918-02-21

SpeiiereIte erbaiaeno. So9or Meiz
fen tummeln iid) ouf ieinem 5irIt.
SIMMER pieoer nil1nlt uns oas mutt
oerbare ELECTROMAGNETIC geiongei.
6DbnfeOern beleben 0as tiefe Slnu
aes 6inmels, &aum cine bolbe Stnnz
DC bergebt aber uno es ton5en DIE
Sd)neefloden nieoer in unbeimlider
Did,te, Ole 2anoidoit INNER tiefer
beoedeno. 8egeniiber lteben freie
SeIsflonfett, Ole 3aiten au%fannebmer,
Inn lie Damn nno mann mieoer ab5us
jdiitteln uno Die @letlderipalten SIT
fiiaen. 8alb lott iid Regen aus Ben
nirbelnoen 5loden; es miro naBtalI
mis- uneemiitlid). 8eim Ounfeln pat
id1en mir ben @eg talaus. Damn uno
tpann ertont cine @lode aus Den
5taaeu, ein 3eiden, Dab iie aud) Sc
ben bergen. Tafd sebt es talparts,
ul1o balo ellen mir i'm Sd}nea5ng uil~
leren Tellaten entgegell, Dabreno I'M
6luge nod einntal ali oas plele
Sdone, oas mir genollen battell, Dor
unIeren 4ugen poriiber5iebt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1918-02-21
0as snrean fir Grnte-& oranidlase.

Som 9aromirtid1afts Minilte-
RUM, be5p. leinem gureau fir Grn-
teDoronidlage Duroe fiir5lib eine
6lltgI1rift nit Dem gitel v@opern-
nlent Crop GeportS" ueroffeltliht, III
ipelder mitgeteilt miro, fpie Die grns
tebericbte Der Regierung, Die nl6t MIR
fir 2anomirte, ionoern audi fir piels
Snouitrien bon Bid)tigfelt iino, per-
foBt peroelt, 10 oaB tie Den getrag
BON jeoer amerifaniiden grrte genoil
anoeuten, uno wie tie idarf beipadlt
meroelL I'M ibre por5eitige gefannt=
gabe 81 perbiite1l. Oas in 8aibing-
ton befinolide 3erltraibureall fiir
Grnte Goranidlaee bat etpa 1875
Allaelte1te, meiitens Hednllngsbe-
ante uno tiidtige Statiitifer, meld)e
il Ser gebanolllng unO 4uslegullJ
neutrality-suspicious. Satiaden erfab=
rem iino. Iber Dies lit MIR Der &erl'
Der Organization. IuBer ben be5abl-
ten 4ngeitellten Deg 3entralbnreans,
Sen sSeloagellte1 unb Grnte Spe5la-
liiten tim 8reimiIise ii, Der 3abl bon
etpa 10000 ibren Cell BET Der Gle
ferune Ser Waiie bon Snformation,
Ole 5ulammenaeItellt, auseelegt mo
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SSnl gal5en &anoe p~erteilt iino AZ
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BEN mr. nod Dem geiteben elmer
idarfen Griifnne ibrer 8iloung5-
liuo itatiitiiden Sabigfeiten erirannt.
Sci Der @rneprlng miro geieblifen
@eipobnern Der Staaten, IN melben
grnennuneen pprgenommen meroen,
Der Gor5ue eegeben. Son ieoem bot,
ibneii miro uerlangt,. oaB er Ddbreno
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ieinen Staat reiit, perionlif Die grn-
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Speidern5 ginfaiifs : @enoiienfdaf-
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elm anoerer Wtann nj Dem betreffcn-
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Iid) Die freiniaigen 0ienite BON $50
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NJ E.N AEAEIL guy
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1918-02-21
mic Ser Kriee mach
Nmerifa FAINT.

6egen Ginienomng pOn 2 Sents
fir &prtu ucrididen mir Sieies Sndl
an irgeno cine Ibreiie.
Die Expedition.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1918-02-21

-1riiber boiiten oie Menidlerl
mlf oas Iillenium; beute mdren lie
a%lfrieocn, iuenn Die @elt mic friihrr
tpdre.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1918-02-21

GEORGE wASRINGToN'
SPEECH TO TIE CONGRESS
COMMITTEE. JANUARY 2sTR.
177s-"Upiess ample provisions are
Iafd rp In the course CT this wlpss'
and the approaching spring. nots,
jnr earorable IL tc be lonked tAs
from the operations in the next
campaign. IN: our arms ~enfeehie6
by the embarra sarnent Of I~rreguia~
and fGctuat,nr supplies Of provts-
ions. will reap nc other fruits thar
disgrace ard Disappointment"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1918-02-21

MpberHer Nah : llnterrid,t. 3iridnei<
ben, Inpro6ieren mo NdbeH gelebrr.
S6iilerinnen MAIDEN ibre eieenen ≤e
Der. ndbreno file ler1eu. @ir fpreden
9eutidl. pSbe asrDern Srefmaiins
ShupI", 504 9ar6en Ctr. Gan @mtoe
uip. Seras.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1918-02-21

PRESIDENT WOODROW WE~
SONS SPEECH TO THE FARM
Frs. JANUARY a. ts1s-Tt has
tyrned cut thai the seross thai fight
sor Freedom, the tr~sdo@ for all
men al ovcr the world o. well as
oar owa, depend npon 1e IN an *
trs ordinary znf unexpected degree
scr SUsTENANurE by Which me
are ~ i've and 20 sghts We ore
fighting as truly for the liberty and
ssIf-government Of the United States
as IL the War of u own Revolu-
ton had to be fought over sxAkr-"
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1918-11-08
Why you should give
twice as much as you
ever gave before!

TIME need is for a sum 1919 greater
than any gift ever asked for since
the war began The Government has
fixed this sum at $170,50o,000.
By giving to these seven organizations
all at once, the cost and effort Of six
additional campaigns is saved.
Unless Americans do give twice as
much as ever before, our soldiers and
sailors may not enjoy during 1919 their
5000 Recreation Buildings
1000 Miles of Movie Film
100 Leading Stage Stars
1000 Athletic Directors
$500 Libraries supplying 5000, 0oobooks
IS Hostess Houses
$4,000 Big-brother secretaries
Millions of dollars of home comforts
When you give double, you make sure
that every fighter has the cheer and COM
forts of these seven organizations every
step of the way from home to the front
and back again. You provide him with
a church, a theatre, a cheerful home, a
store, a school, a club and an athletic held
and a knowledge that the folks back
home are with him, heart and soulI
You have loaned your money to supply
their physical needs.
Now give to maintain the Morale that
IS winning the war!
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1918-11-08

gallant O1OAA~0~
Dous who are entering upon their fifth winter OF this war
thew are the who know the sheer luxury OF cup
sop piece to sit by and word OF cheer
Think of nation where every abeboded man OF less than
v has been under long and more Think
of nation which suffered has France Then you Will
know what meaning to the French and what the
huts are meaning fighters over there
It was requested by the Government OF France officially
that American maintenance morale be extended to the armies
of the French Cheery undertaken in simple justice
for our splendid debt of gratitude.
And so YOU huts today hundreds OF the where
French and Americans side by SIDE holding out hand
ofendship the war-worn gzzled whose fighting spirit
is an inspiration Yanks Foyer du Soldat they call
the hut-hearh of the soerthe nearest approach home up
on the roads to battle.
1.-THE support and comfort of your Foyers says General
Manon as been and will continue to be tremendous phys
cal comfort and support and has the soldiers that
feeling of home which has been much lacking
'Your Foyers says Clemenceau constantly established
in increasing numbers great at the front as IN the rear has
rendered soldiers highly appreciated sevce Thanks
70 vor efforts our children found your midst center
of distraction and comfort
United in this for freedom, fighters stand beside
the soldiers of France United in this campaign for morale
these seven organizations you Frances night
is our fight Unity of command winning on the baehelos
abroad Unity fastening victory through morale GVe io
morale, give for unity, give for victory
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1918-10-26

" A Maupln 10 W g. Bovies dated
january y 1908. revorded ir Noi0me 10
pnrtr 1876 81 the Deed Ne oftts Of
NufscH county. reSaf
The abote iwo Farm Lots ufa more
r8r.lcuiariy de4cribe or nau or
piti known rs Mar 81 Bancroft Farn
Lots fiicd frr rssnfl u the office ~
ihe County clerk ~ $3.50 county Ju3
y0iI iqHT. ana recofded 10 y0lafn. "A 30
paige iG u The Plat nfrofss O.. eai8
Couuiv and mid 'ralfs trc more nai
ficuary described PES iae records ~
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records and mp teco1A ere moro fc.
icred 10 md made Naff hereof fui
better description. feeins Wits ali
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4 MsupiH deccased
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IMPORTANT NOTICE

cnrn CHRISTI Te,as p4s 81 1913
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The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1918-10-26

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The herald., 1918-10-31
Our Limited Resources

We should put out Of our mintn
idea that we have stores Of sccuniA
ed wealth upon which to draw frH
supplies. England had such stores q
we have not. When England vsliH
the war she had great stores q "
standing legal claims upon the Esf
ing organization Of the outside EeA
She had also an established credit u
enabled her to gear into her own sm
ing system the industrial power y
United States and many other ne'n
countries. We are devoid Of any %
parable resources. We have 10 ~
tai to throw at the enemy. We y
nothing to throw but our eulen
come.-Charles Ferguson In han''
tartan.
The herald., 1918-10-31

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The herald., 1918-10-31
wbv the Lambs Cried.

Bobby was having bis flrl ap
ence on his grandfather's iain !. !
strengthening time. The men -. 4
the lambs separated from tnef "a 4,
ers and turned them back ins .
flock at night, and there was u' ~ \
great commotion. Bobby WEN !" :.
mother and said: "Mothef' % !.
know what makes the lambs Ds'' 4
tonight?" Upon her telling r- ,l.l,
did not know, he proceeded 70 si -
"The lambs are crying because ~ ~
father skinned their motneis 4,
and they cannot tel whicn wv
belong to-"
The herald., 1918-10-31

The house military committee learns
that the soldiers of the American ex-
peditionary forces are ''freer from dis
ease than any other troops In Europe"
At least, the United States was fully
prepared" for war in the matter Of
public health precautions and hygiene.
The fruits of which are observable In
the present good physical condition of
our soldiers.
The herald., 1918-10-31
ALI Anproprlate.

IN
The match shortage In hn. 49,
used by the British press = ~, = n
story of the well-knOwn arm 'l.. = o. b
ant & May, match manuiae's s,,s,, !
day when they were in the ne 49,
their prosperity the senior mo ,s'ssi !
Mr.. Bryant, dressed In tns ,s u q
fashion drove a spanking team
the Ascot race course. =. ,Su.s
"HalIoa !" exclaimed a VII ~ nd
to the he'i horses, ~Bryant's got bis p
there" ii, ,ooks n
striking on the box.
The herald., 1918-10-31
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The herald., 1918-10-31

More and more urgent are the gov
eminent appeals that the people of the
United States engage more widely in
goat culture. It's a great life, they
say, If you don't weaken. And If the
neighbors don't.
The herald., 1918-10-31

When that Berlin newspaper spoke
Of our men as american hordes" it
forgot that it was admitting there are
a great many of them. Horde" is
noun of multitude. Who ever heard of
q small "hordeT
The herald., 1918-10-31

1t is a pity that profiteers cannot be
included in the list of enemy aliens,
for they are enemies to their country
and aliens to its defense and its in
terests.
The herald., 1918-10-31

There is small hope for the young
lady who by this time has not failed
to establish a correspondence with
sailor and at least couple of SOL
diers.
The herald., 1918-10-31

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The herald., 1918-10-31

The able-bodied young fellow who
finds time to act as a dancing partner
at three O'Clock in the afternoon is an
other reason for the ''work or fight"
order.
The herald., 1918-10-31

1t may be possible for bright stu
dent to learn the English language
during the fifteen years of school and
college life, but learning the United
States language is task that lasts
pne all ones life.
The herald., 1918-10-31

The French academy has offered a
prize of $4,000 to the first person COM
municating with any planet other than
Mars. Mars seems to be a mighty I'M
popular parsonage these days.
The herald., 1918-10-31
NUSSPELLED WORD.

The word supply" in the ad OF W.
Glaser's Horse and Mule Exchange was
n,isspelled in our last issue. Those TO
receive the Jacobs Candies are Miss
Dorothy Acker. PAS Belleville Street;
,ss Marion Kirkpatrick, ZIG Nallette'
Mr.. Alvin Mckinney, 9Ol Patter-
son Street.
The herald., 1918-10-31

The health of our army in France
must be a great disappointment to
lot Of undertaking busybodies who
thought they saw chance to say
something.
The herald., 1918-10-31

The young men look pretty well in
the new summer styles, but the older
boys seem to be wearing their coats
longer and their pants thinner.
The herald., 1918-10-31

About the greatest blessing that can
be asked by those who have failed to
help in this war for democracy is a
short life after the war is won.
The herald., 1918-10-31

These are hard times for the butch
er and the baker, and the candlestick
maker may be glad that gas and cleo
tricity put him long ago out Of busi-
ness.
The herald., 1918-10-31

The mother of five children who
does her own washing. however, man.
ages to exercise enough without TAX
ing up military drill.
The herald., 1918-10-31

Good intentions make the pavement
In a well-known place, but they cannot
be used to heat the local furnace next
winter. Order your coal now.
The herald., 1918-10-31

You have to hand 1t to those ship
yard riveters as the greatest little
bunch of knockers in this or any other
country.
The herald., 1918-10-31

Captain Amundsen has started his
dash for the north pole, which re-
minds us that the coal man hasn't
filed our order yet.
The herald., 1918-10-31

The French franc is now worth
more than the German mark. Money
has no country. 1t follows the win
ming side.
The herald., 1918-10-31

Patriotic girls have discovered that
1t is no more painful to be sunburned
while working in the fields than while
promenading along the beach.
The herald., 1918-10-31

There are soliloquists and mono
logue artists, and there also is the
man who wants to start a discussion
about the tariff.
The herald., 1918-10-31

1t is explained that 60 to 20 per cent
Of our 100000 men in France are COM
batants-all are fighters If given a
chance
The herald., 1918-10-31
But Most Of Them Don't.

'De more some men talks" said
Uncle Eben, "de more you keeps
thinkin' how interestin' dey'd be IL dey
knew somethin' with tellin,."
The herald., 1918-10-31

The mems suits which are to be
made with half yard saving on each
garment will probably cost one-half
more.
The herald., 1918-10-31

Neither is lending babies to men who
seek to escape the draft liable to be-
come lucrative or popular practice.