Tombstone epitaph., 1918-03-10
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 Scientists say there is coal enough this old globe to last for six million years will last six times six million years if they keep it locked up like that the Navajo Indian reservation in Arizona.
 You can't eat and drink and live in the now did before got into the big scrap and be doing your share of winning the war;
 April the sixth will be big day in America. Its the first anniversary of entrance into the Its the day which the third liberty loan drive will be started The day will be properly observed here
 Since his appointment as local food cOnserver, J. N Gaines has been dubbed Hoover Gaines, and again the office devil asks: If Hoover Gaines who loses!'
 1t IS an awful comparison but told it is true that while We trying to down booze in Cochise ty keeps gng up and it costs per pint put it down than formerly In fact, it has its ups and downs and 1t keeps going up while going down. It New ton who discovered gravity but ''bOoze' don't always follow the laws of gravitatiOn.
 Lest We forget. Uncle Sam is looking after the Mex lean border III pretty good shape For instance the Eff teenth cavalry division, with headquarters Fl Paso has about eighteen thousand picked men, which is said to be the largest and best picked in this country since the civil var. Such fine showing of hOrsemen ought to make the report from the border read: .A is quiet along the Rio Grande."
 The editor of the Snowflake Herald has undoubtedly been lilted by subscriber two for he says: What became of the parties who said that they wanted to bring us wood on subscription! Winter is not over and our neighbOr is out of wood too Hurry
 If there is anything in it don't count for much when you stop to think of it. The steamer Cork recently sank.
 Its just one thing after another in Russia First they run and then they fight We'll its all right if they will only get the Germans far Moscow and then let the Japs Napoleonze them.
 shortage of torpedoes is said to be the cause of the dropping off of submarine activities The shorter the better from point of view.
 m Bryan got it up in Toronto surmised he would The ofhce devil says up in Toronto they ''onto
 Speaking of the possng the "horse'' this is it. A man with Fvver was out on the road and said Fv yer deader than mackerel when along comes dry farmer with brush his chin like Billy goat driving sorrel mare htched to blackboard He never stopped but gave his old hay burner" slap of the lines and ST InRlv h;c aioua; "A horse, horse, my Flivver for horse.'
 Make l. w. w. mean Income Wont Welch''
 me Hearst papers recently started off editorial under the heading of No Peace is Sight, like this country fight indefinitely and so it goes but Boo Pasha's friend is foong no one but himself. no n mGLe Sam gave you your income what are you gv
 Let no road work be left undone. good slogan for the state engineer and the Board of Supervisors to get together on.
 Any that fails to stand up in a theater when the aatlona Anthem is played should be forced to go to the box office mad get his money back. If country is good enough to live in its good enough to stand up for
 1t IS inspiring to learn that the naval department mas decided to give the old time five of the new cruisers building. What pride we II have when tbe new Constitution and the Constellation slide off the dock into the brny deep Remember those names in VOLT old history.
 Speaking of vindication! Read this one from the Douglas Dispatch: 'There is consolation of dust storm Tn Douglas: It can't until after the dust storm over said the Rookie last night The heating sands train the soldiers how to withstand Hun gas at tacks t0O and one who face wind storm unhinch ingy will be unmoved when the black smoke arises lover there"
 1t might be better for the local Red Cross to approve all benefits in their interests before they shall be permit ted to take place.
 More rain less work for the road drags
 Anything to beat the Kaiser. Buy thrift stamp
 The kids are looking forward to the end of terri pie sege School days have their ups and downs most ly downs in the eyes of the boys
 Heres one that was handed in by subscriber It's good and here goes:
 Two Rr;<;sh sold;or, ,r.~x loniki and asked for Turkey and Greece The, waiter said, I'm sorry gentlemen but I can't Serva. where upon the Tommies cried, Fetch the Bosphorous"
 When that gentleman arrived and heard the com plaint he sad I don't want to Russia but you cannot humanla ;, and so the Tommies had to go away Hun gary.
 wonder if the Governor thought he would "get II with any one in stopping road work the state highway in Cochise countyf 6n fbe other hapd a;d ho