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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-09-24

WHO WOULD lose their jobs
AND He had the figures.
THAT IT all stood for.
IN DOLLARS and cents.
AND WHAT the city would lose.
AND the country would loss
AND THE landlords would lose.
AND ABOUT that tine.
AT THE rear Of the car.
A WOMAN got on
WITH A drunken man
A LITTLE woman.
WITH A carewOrn face.
AND 4 cheap little dress.
AND SHE paid the fars
AND. OF course. don't know.
But felt quite sure.
THAT SHE was his wife.
FOR SHE looked ashamed.
AND had an idea
SHE'D FOUND him somewhere.
AND WAS taking him h0na-
AND WHILE I sat ther'.
I TOOK the dollarG
I'D HEARD about
THAT Would Be lost.
AND I piled them up.
on ONE side OF a scale.
AND I took the wives.
AND ADDED the kids
AND PILED them up.
on THE other side.
AND THE dollar side.
WENT Up with a bound
so THEY all fell of.
AND THE wives and Kids
CLIMBED OFF their side.
AND GATHERED them Up.
I THANK you
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-09-24

Amsterday Holland. Sept ga
dispatch received here from Berlin
says the resignation Of Dr.. Karl Helf-
ferich. as ambassador to Russia. has
been accepted.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-09-24

Reports of the German emperors illness are interesting
and important if true The American people would regret
exceedingly if Wilhelm II to de-except by being
blown to pieces by shell or bomb. Death by mere
bullet by any poison less stringent than Rough on
Rats would seem to be too mild.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-09-24

Saint Just once said: Keep cool and you command
everybody" That's Just what Foeh is doing
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-09-24

eeTHE new government regulations
that the council OF defence viii
have to grant permission for the cree
ton Of new buildings and that the
buildings must be necessary viii not
seriously affect conditions in FL Paso,' 70
said Walter J. Highsmith, OF the car
penters' union. In the first place
the order affects only brick and con-
crete and does not apply 10 wooden
structures Secondly, repairs up to
$4,000 are permitted. Practically all
the work for FL Paso carpenters is
now repairs. so that the new orders
will not affect them much"
Revolutionary movements in Ger
many are TO be watched carefully BY
the allies IN order that no deception
can be practiced by the German rul-
IS possible that the German rulers
might manufacture a revolution ana
set up a supposedly parliamentary
government which will ask for peace
A peace treaty negotiated then would
be nothing more than a pact with the
old government It is imperative tnaL
the march be continued 10 Berlin BY
the allies no matter what apparent
political changes take place in Ger
many"
smaller hotels and rooming houses
are all losing money" said l. B. Craig
They say that more than 20 OF them
in FL Paso have gone out OF business
within the past month and many more
will close their doors before very
long. Many things have contributed
10 the existing conditions, especially
the small amount Of travel now be
ing done. 1t costs a great deal OF
money TO 90 from place to place and
most people are saving every cent
they can"
IAN boys between the ages Of y
and IS years should at once join the
Boy Scouts OF America in order that
they may participate in the great Work
that the government has placed in the
hands Of the scouts, II for no other
reason" said G. r Everman, scout
executive Every boy wants to do
something to help win the war and
scouts have opportunities that those
outside do not Since drummer boys
and powder monks are no longer serv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-09-24

Another thing: After this there viii be dearth
Of German agents planting bases IN neutral
es for German guns and undermining governments for the
kaisers benefit There may be dearth Of kaisers
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-09-24

The battle of A1mageddon having been fought again.
the Hosts Of the Lord rapidly putting the unbeeveIs
to flight and completing the conquest Of the Holy Land.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-09-24

That awful combination Of booze firearms and motor
car has furnished E PasO with another tragedy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-09-24

Central Australia reports the presence of green frogs
that climb Telegraph poles and roost the nsulaors
They have been Texas since the state went
drv
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-09-24

Among other things, this war is to prove that nigh
makes might
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-09-24

Creditors are not opposed to receiving questionnaire
but they sometimes object being placed in
deferred classification
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-09-24

The worst crimes Of the tnes that they give every
body comfortable seat and cover the distance IN half
. he fTr1e
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-09-24

winning fame and promotion by whacking the Hun, while
other good being interned in the United States
apparently for the period Of the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-09-24

Serbs make a nine mile drive. Fore, Bulgaria.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-09-24

The people Of the United States rate very highly the
intelligence president Wilson but would appreciate 1t If
he would also credit them with ntegence-enough
at least elect senators and representatives without die
tstiou from him
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-09-24

Trace from one to sev'nty three
And ny faithful - you'll see.
DarE from one 20 two and 50 on
% the end
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01
Enormous Necessity For
Shipping Is Not Realized,
Declares Admiral Bowles

Philadelphia, March 1.-"If cargo
ships contracted for by the Govern
ment are to be finished on schedule
time, something must be done at
once to insure the delivery of prior
ity orders of materials for this pur-
pose" This statement was made to-
day by Rear Admiral Francis t.
Rowles, who is in charge of the
Emergency Fleet program at Hog Is
land.
Admiral Bowles said that con-
ference had been called in Washing
ton of representatives of the Fuel
Administration, Shipping Board and
the railroads to settle the matter of
priority orders. I'VE cannot build
too many ships and we cannot build
them too fast" he declared. Prior
ity orders should Immediately be
made superior to any other Industrial
authority. My feeling is that the
enormous necessity for shipping is
not appreciated by the diverse au-
thorities controlling these matters"
Men work better when they are
not smoking" Admiral Bowles said
in announcing that he had issued an
order prohibiting smoking in the
Hog Island shipyard.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01

er boards more than his share, is
conceded by most of the dealers in
this city to-day. Beginning April l,
it Is likely that before an order is
delivered to q customer he will have
to fill out a card enumerating such
facts as the size of the house to be
heated, and the amount of coal used
annually. This system will likely
supplant the coal card system now
used by the dealers.
Plans now being worked out by
the coal dealers and the local fuel
administration, call for central
coal bureau where these cards will
be delivered by the dealers for COM
parison and indeXing. Much of the
coal sold during the coming year will
be through this central office.
The card index system, it is said,
will index every house and the
amount of coal used annually in
each. In this way. boarding will be
averted and various members of one
household will be unable to secure
more than the proper share of coal
for their house by ordering from
several dealers.
The federal supervision. of coal
selling during the coming coal-sell-
ing months is to prevent a recur-
renee of the coal famine that threat
ened national disaster to the nation
last winter.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01
"T|Z" FOR ACHING
SORE TIRED FEET
Use "Tiz" for tender, puffed-up,
burning calloused feet
and corns.

People who are forced to stand on
their feet all day know what sore,
tender, sweaty, burning feet mean.
They use "Tiz," and "Tiz' cures their
feet right up. 1t keeps feet in per-
feet condition. "Tiz" is the only rem
edy in the world that draws out all
the poisonous exudations, which puff
up the feet and cause tender, sore,
tired. aching feet. 1t instantly stops
the pain in corns, callouses and bun
ions. It's simply glorious. All! how
comfortable your feet feel after u.s.
ing "Piz." You'll never limp or draw
up your face in pain. Your shoes
won't tighten and hurt your feet.
Get a 25-cent box of "Tiz" now
from any druggist. Just think! a
whole years foot comfort for only
25 cents.-AdV.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01
CENSORSHIP IS
"LAMENTABLE"
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[COntinued from First Page.]
possible about the activities of the
expeditionary forces.
American officers in France can
not understand the present censor
ship methods, General March said,
adding:
Should Expect Casualties
Il know of no gentle method of
conducting a war of this magnitude
and no army can expect not to have
somebody hurt"
'The American forces are remark
able for their morale and health" +"
he declared. "They are keen about
the game. Those on the battleline
now, and the reserves, too, are so
well trained in modern warfare that
they can handle themselves with en-
tire credit to the United States. !
inspected the troops in line just be-
fore 1 left France, and they are ex-
traordinarily cheerful and content
ed, Notwithstanding the mud and
the German shells.
Their health is splendid. There
is no sickness and there is better
morale than there was at the Mex
lean border where L was stationed
before going abroad. The spirit of
the Americans is splendid and every
man is happy. A great many of the
men take it as lark, the majority
never before having been outside
the United States and some never
even outside their own states.
1T is a great advantage to the
men that everything is new and in
teresting to them, this serves to
keep up their spirits"
General March was accompanied
by Major Generals S. d. Sturgis and
f. III. French.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01
Enthusiasm Everywhere
Greets New Head of
Republican Committee
BY Associated Press

New York. March 1. - Prior to
luncheon o-day at the Bankers Club,
as the guest of William r. Wilcox,
his predecessor in office and attended
liam III. Hays, Chairman of the Re-
publican National Committee. met
Senator Johnson, of California, who
announced he enjoyed a most de-
lightful visit" Later he said: I'VE
have absolute faith in what Mr.. Hays
will accomplish. We are all with
him"
20 W.; a.. salu tne nc iloI Io
publicans and complete unanimity in
the great work to be done for the
country. We are all needed. The en-
wonderful"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01

Corm:ck said, and actual account
of it cannot be taken. He said the
sugar situation will improve. The
amount received by the wholesalers
is quickly distributed among the re-
tailers.
Mr.. McCormick's survey shows
'2,O1S,7O0 pounds of staple food
stuffs in the hands of wholesalers.
The amount held by retailers is
slightly. more than the wholesalers
supply In the case of meats the
supply held by the retailers is lower
than that held by wholesalers.
The supply of potatoes could not
be totale6, but 1t is said the supply
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01


coal on hand to supply every one as
much as he cares to order. and that
dealers will be ready to take orders
for next winters coal supply. While
shipments of coal have improved
slightly during the last two weeks
and will continue to improve. the
supply will not become such that
the dealers will have an unlimited
amount on hand to fill customers or
ders.
AS a means of taking care of the
demand for coal after April l, it is
said that all orders taken prior to
that date, which are not delivered by
that time, will become void at that
time. Dealers have in some cases
been requested not to take orders
after April 1 to stock their custom
ers for periods exceeding thirty
days.
Guard Against Hoarding
That coal for next winter will be
sold by the dealers on a co-opera-
tive basis. in order that no consum-
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01

is normal. More potatoes are en-
route to local dealers.
The amounts of the various staples
follows
Flour. 10000 pounds.
Corn Meal, $4,000 pounds.
Oat meal and rolled oats, $4,000
pounds.
Beans. 1000 pounds.
Rice, $4,000 pounds.
Canned Goods, 551, 900 pounds.
Meat, more than 100000 pounds
(supply for a month or more).
Lard, 12,700 pounds.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01
FIREFIGHTERs SELECT
COLORADO SPRINGS
BY Associated Prcss

Washington, March Thomas G. |
elected president of the International
Association of Firefghters by dele
gates in convention here. others
elected include: w. A. Smith. Wash
ington. d. c., secretary and treasurer;
vice-presdents. Samuel A Fink,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01
KILLED IN ACCIDENT

by ASSOCIATED Press
Baltimore, March l. - Edward Cary
Eichelberger, q years old, a former
member of the Baltimore Americans s
staff recently commissioned a second
lieutenant in the Naval Aviation
Corps has been killed in a seaplane
accident in foreign service. His
mother, Mrs. Eichelberger, has receive
ed this information for the govern
ment.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01
MEYERS, CONDITION SERIOUS

Boston, March 1.-George Won L.
Meyer, formerly Secretary of the
Navy, who has been seriously i'll at
his home here for three weeks. is
suffering from a tumor of the liver
and his condition to-day was regard
ed as serious, it was announced by
DR.. Henry Jackson, Mr.. Meyers ply
sIcian.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01
Oh! the Charm
of Beauty
Let Stuart's Calcium Waters Re-
store the Color to Your Cheeks
and Remove the Cause of
PimpIes. Blackheads, Etc.

Every one envies beautiful skin,
Just as every one envies a healthy
person. Unsightly faces filled with
pimples, discolorationS, blackheads,
etc, arc nothing but unhealthy faces
due to blood impurities. Cleanse the
blood and the facial blemishes disap-
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01

week by the food administration of
Dauphin county.
While the supply of sugar. is short
to-day, Food Administrator Donald
Mccormick pointed out that his in
ventory is of the wholesalers sup
plies only, and that the amount of
sugar. among retailers and house
holders is not short. The amount of
sugar on hand varies daily, Mr.. Nc
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01

Pittsburgh, Pa, and +. G. Covene!
Boston. The 1919 convention will b
held in Colorado Springs.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01
CITY FOOD SUPPLY Is
AMPLE, EXCEPT SUGAR

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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01

Use McNeil's Cold Tablets. = Adv.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01

LUU IIusI HUI DeIIeNt IHdI uIUBS
and salves will stop facial blemishes.
The cause is impure blood filled with
all manner of refuse matter.
Stuart's Calcium Waters cleanse
and clear the blood, driving out all
poisons and impurities. And you'll
never have a good complexion until
the blood is clean.
No matter how bad your complex
ION is, Stuart's Calcium Waters will
work wonders with it. You can get
these little wonder-workers at your
druggists for so cents a package.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-03-01
NO COAL TO STOCK
UP WITH ON APRIL |

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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-11-09

friurc and seeing Tint no Insects
destroy g.. T. means oiling equip.
mont and keapiur Go irce FROM rust
No ono thing i7 so rourrally
overlooked as the proper care OF
household oguiumeut. Too many
housokoopcra do moi take The
trouble TO loosen 2 p screws ar the
wrinror so tho Ja' rolls viii be
free when it rs no. in use. Nor
do they clean their carpet voepera
and ON tho bearing OF their sew
Ing machines. washers or other
labor aving device. a5 often "a
thoy should
~ ro are to become r. thrifty
nation .orIo0uo he'd better start an
educational plan o. teach cGilGran
tHr..'. as VOL a9 now. M che last
w.ra.a tTy to uiacatc father and
mItlrrf n Tommy doesn't learn
'1 ..... Dis shoes ana COO 'is BIZ
cycle. and % SpsiC8 NO san learn
'p mrul hnr Torn SKIRT au6 broken
dolly. Jhoie iHu't mach chance that
tug next o%ucratl0n Viii =" as eco.
ulw.aii nH d ought u -
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-11-09
Conserving More Than Food
By Mrs. Christine Frederick,
The Distinguished Authority on Household Efficiency.

made more sanitary and easy TO
clean by q coat Of durable enamel.
Pantry shelves seem most naa;
and easy to wipe when 20 painted
instead OF covered with mussy
papers. The medicine shelves.
linen shelves and others are great.
~ Improved by such treatment
The war, with It's greatly IN.
creased demand for metals. has
forced a shortage OF the aluminium,
steel. etc. used to make household
equipment. II Is. therefore, impor.
iant that the housewife take the
best rare ~ her present stock OF
cooking utensils In order not to
make unnecessary demands ON the
manufacturers.
II a small hole develops In n pct
use One OF the little riyots with u
washer between. which can be Sc.
cured In small boxes FOR a dime.
This will MAKE The pot perfectly
watertight. and is especially useful
on dishpans. coffee pots and boil
ers which have become leaky, "a
well as for replacing knobs which
have become loose.
One CHIEF contributing cause Tor
enamelware failing to wcar we'll Is
that some women persist in the
wrong practice OF using washing
soda 10 clean H.. Washing soda Is
% strong alkali and cats literally
into the porcelain surface with
which the enamclware Is coated.
and thus unnecessarily wears out
the pot or pan. Its use should be
entirely avoided for this purpose.
a good securing at frequent Inter
walls with a metal paste. such as
rotten stone mixed with oil. will
clean steel. iron. brass. copper and
aluminium All copper or brass
articles should be polished with oil
after they are cleaned 10 prevent
their furnishing qu.""i" aealn.
4 place where washing soda does
come in handy Is In the cleaning
OF tho metal parts of q lamp bur
ner. Tho burner may be- boiled In
n strong soda solution. then rinsed
and dried on top Of q hot stove.
Clean burners viii give much bet
ter light.
Many articles IT wicker. such as
chairs. waste baskets. ctc. start ~
break nr have the limo cane nm.
rayel from the foundation wood.
work. II will take but a moment
IN the bcglnuii- IN repair such
breaks either with rania or Irvine
or a bii OF adhesive tape. Wicker
that IL painted breaks less easily
Adhesive tape. BY the way. may
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-11-09

4l"CN'hhN Aii'N u Wv
popular watchword ~
the day. But that does
not mean conservation only of
food, especially IN the home. but
also the saving ~ metals. wood.
work, fabrics and other articles
which represent considerable In.
vestment TO the homemaker. not
only " II necessary TO save food
supplies. but also IN care for wha'
wo wear. and particularly those
furnishings and equipment which
make FOR our comfort and ~ which
there Is a present shortage due to
wal needs.
There l. M kind OF thrift which
many more families should strive
for, namely care and proper up.
keen ~ homo furnishings. In FAR
too many homes the moment a pot
or q pan develops q hole or as soon
A. furniture needs repair or a fab.
rlc mending that Il the signal TO
at once throw Il away rather than
take the pains to mend and re.
store It.
How many articles. all or part
meta. are in an our homes, and
yet how poorly do we sometimes
irea, them? Now, all metals are
subject 10 attacks Of rust which Is
really tarnish caugcd by moisture
This rust scales OF constantly and
a new surface OF The metal e. cy.
posed which finally eats away the
metal itself. Any oil or prepare.
lion containing oil, such as paint
p%aratin. kerosene, etc. should he
used 10 coat and wipe metal ar.
ticiot aud thus prevent rust.
IL tho Fall is Just the time for
the thrifty housekeeper to start on
o repair campaign" The radl-
htors should have a coating Of
metallic paint. The oil stove or
heater may have a coat OF black
so-cai.cd siove.pipe paint. as may
also CRATES, nre andirons, stove.
pipes and other similar metal
parts. Too often such parts are
allowed 10 rust and quickly disin.
legrato when n coat OF paint would
have Increased thcir use by several
years The gratlngs OF the hot'alr
furnace ana amy metal grillwork
sGca a. Is romctmcs found OF q
sowinG machine need similar treat.
mcut 10 plolors thcil service on
heat woman used silver radiator
pain, IN her garbage bucket plI.
rid, aid iH before she used " ~
nj thus greatly protecting It ns
Neh as making u attractive
W." 'N rholvca NAV also .ur
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-11-09

TO Won know Of anything that
- will keep an oily nose from
loobinr SO shiny? / powder "
man times during the day, but
iIlt doesn't seem 10 help
T. "
Perhaps YOU are not using the
rirht Kind Of powder for this pur-
poqc TRY busting YOUR nose about
twice n day with this:
p~learbonate Of coda ? unoe
Pulverized orris root ! ounce
PulVeriEed spermacetit dram
MiS thoroughly and keep IN
a dry place.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-11-09

TTON can / remove Che lines
IL bp.iud my ears am
told 'hcv show my age mofe
certainly than anything else
PAULINE T.
The best way To remove these
in4idious little lines behind me
ears g. 10 massage them upward
toward the hair. using the third
fingers which have been dipped
into this mLNlnIe.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-11-09

yyyON'T YOU please recon-
w m,ud q good tooth pow.
dcr?-H. II. :.
One Of my own favoritc powders
81 made Up for me according 10 this
formula
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-11-09

DLEASE recommend "a cool
astrjurput crosm that JoiI
bleachcs aul #o'i.us 'h
skin MARIE
can stronely advise almond m %
for y complexion cmoilionf ard
bleach Hero y . simple formula
which ! often use
Almond milk from 80
crushed almonds,
Rose water .-....... mint
II tho mixture r. not smooth. n
should bc strained through 4
chcesecloth before using IN iris
form Il ls sof,ening and whitening
With the addition OF y ounce ~
alum II e. strongly a%siringanf De-.
sides.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-11-09

AN very fond OF q good per-
l. nme. but DO not Ike tho
effect left hy a hit.0 miss ar-
plicaiion upon the hair " 'lN
clothing. What would ,ou rug
gest'-E y s.
MANY dainty and iiscriminn ing
women are coming more and more
10 rely upon perfumes used 7tt'r
the bath. because they are 'hcn ga.
sorbed directly into the 7kin N'r.
IS one that leaves o most delirhiiul
odor % well as being an invIforat
ing tonic:
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-11-09
Beauty Questions Answered
By Nine. Lima Caualieri.

7 AN going TO wear a fancy
L dress costume tuat calls Tor
u white hair Can YOU ten
me how to- secure thl'f-
FRANCES y.
Here Is an agreeable powder FOR
Whitening the hair q Ia Martina
washington. and u that cannot
harm the hair In any way MlN
Thoroughly and pass through a
sieve in tho following PROPORTIONS
cornstaroh ......... ~ pound
Orris root ,......... ounce
Oh Of bereamot 5 drops