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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-05-29
az HAL POD

BY HAL POD
The story is told by Glenn Carr
about a Richmond man who got up
early the other morning and went out
to look at his bees. Now this man,
so Glen says, didn't know whole lot
about bees and it seems that he got
ihto considerable trouble. Glenn re-
fused to divulge his identity, but any
how here's what happened when the
Richmond man went out to get the
honey:
A Richmond got up at five
To loot them Of their store.
The busy bees came from their hive
And stung him aft and fore.
He says il he gets out alive
He'll bother them no more.
First Richmond Man: There's n lot
OF crazy people who read the Towne
Gossip.
Second Richmond Man: That's an
insult to me. read it.
First Richmond Man: Well. so do
A Richmond guy and his girl were
out walking and when they came to
North d street where happens to be
gravel on one side of the thorough
fare and cement or the other. the girl
wanted to cross over on the cement
but the male Of the species refused to
do so. Well. the girl went over any
how, and the guy stayed on his own
side--everybody along the street
thought they had falling out" I'd
tell you who this was If the guy
wasn't bigger than I am.
The latest from the front Is that
the Germans have taken Peruna and
Cod Liver oil.
We have fireless cookers, why can't
somebody invent an iceless ice box?
When old man Millionbucks said he
wished that he could die poor, his
stenographer told him he ought to
have gone into the journalistic bust
ness and he would have had a good
chance to do so. Which reminds me
of the fact that when graduated from
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-05-29
MiIIer's AntiseptIc OIL known as
Oil
Accomplishes Most Wonderful Results

Accomplished Most Wonderful Results
Il want to thank you for your Won
derful oil. states Mr.. j. c. Gibson. Of
Jonesboro, Ark. My little girl was low
with diphtheria; ! had given her two
doses of medicine which cost me SEQ
with no results. I bought SOC bottle
Of your oil and one application re-
lieved her. Now she Is well. 1t Is the
greatest remedy I ever saw" Mr.. Glib
son made this statement before hun
dreds of people. Mrs. Florence Meager,
234 Whitney Street, Hartford Conn,
writes: Il have used your Antiseptic
Oil for neuralgia with good effects.
Only thing I have ever tried that stop
ped the pain Immediately" Mrs. Will
liams Gadsden, Ala. writes: IT have
used your great pain oil for rheuma-
tism, stiff joints, also for sore throat.
and want to say that 1t is the greatest
remedy I ever tried. / recommsnd 1t
to all sufferers" Many cures report
ed daily from thousands of grateful
users of this wonderful ell. Every bot
tie guaranteed. 30c, soc and S1.00 a
hottie or money refunded. On sale at
Thistlcthwaites Drug Store.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-05-29
OPPOSES PENSION INCREASE.

WASHINGTON. May 29.-Opposing
in the senate today the pension in
crease bill which would add $1,000
600 a year to the governments ex-
penditures. Senator Thomas, of Col
orado, Democrat, said the measure
was extravagant aud that both Dem
ocrats and Republicans were playing
politics with it.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-05-29
Sill WAS
ONLY TWENTY
Yet Suffered with Functional
Disorder and Was Cured
by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
Spring Valley, Ill.-"Formany months
] suffered from periodic pains-I doc

"ISu Win OOH Aoiil~
lily physician but re-
ceived no relief
then ! explained my
trouble to another
doctor and he adj
vised me to take
Lydia E. Pinkham's
V ia BILE Com
pound. Soon after
taking it ! began to
notice a change for
the better, and af-
ter taking six bot
fles I am in rerfecf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-05-29

blood. good appetite and 8
IRE steady. too. He takes care OF
himself. He keeps himself At. He
sees to 1t that his nerves and blood
are in good shape. When he finds
that he is eating without relish. feel
ing q little depressed and cross.
sleepy a.; day yet can not sleep at
night. he begins his treatment Of
Bio-feren. tho nerve and blood tonic.
Bio-fe-en. a compound of Lecithin.
Iron Peptcnate and other valuable
tonic elements In tablet form. is Just
exactly what the average tired busi-
ness man. the average housekeeper
needs ut this season OF the year. It
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-05-29

I'd digestion. Grandpa'S nerves
tones the nerves and puts vigor and
energy into the system.
There Is no mystery about Bio
feren. Every package shows 1uso
exactly the content. Ask your doc
send US his name and we will for
ward him the complete formula.
Give Bio-feren a fair trial. II 10
don't make good your money will be
pleasantly returned to you. Inter-
esttng booklet will be mailed you on
request.
Large package 800 at all good
druggists or direct II your druggist
don't handle 1t. Tho Sentanel Rem.
ediss Co.. Cincinnati. Ohio.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-05-29
into the room, but she didn't hear.
Anna Held was unconscious.

1t is said Jess Willard gained eight
pounds during his long training period
for the Fulton CD fight.
Probably he overexerted himself.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-05-29

In Iceland gull flesh is one of the
principal winter foods of the people.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-05-29

"The trouble lasted eight months
before fused Cuticura Soap and oint-
ment. When used one cake of Cuti-
cura Soap and one box of Ointment !
was healed" (Signed) Mrs. Wells c.
Ham, Griggsville. 1u'. June 5. 1917
Some think that because Cuticura
does such wonderful work in soothing
and healing severe eczen1as 1t is not
adapted to toilet uses. But that IL where
It is most effective in preventing little
skin troubles becoming serious.
Sanple Each Free By Mail. Address post.
card: "CuticuPe, Dept. n. Boston." Sold
everywhere. Soap Csc. Ointment Is and soc.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-05-29
Is
Sfxty-four
Today

hearty. with good red
blood
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-05-29

Communicating Vacant Lots
There is only one use to which vacant lot
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-05-29

We have fireless cookers. why can't
somebody invent an iceless ice box?
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-05-29

My idea Of silent partner is the
man who marries suffragette II
you marry a suffragette you'll suffer
more than you've suffered yet.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-05-29
SUFFEREDMONTHS
WITH ECZEMA
On Hands and Face. So Disfig.
ured Could Not Go Out.
Itching Intense.
HEALED BYCUTICURA
SOAP AND OINTMENT
II suffered for months with q very
eevere case of eczema which affected my

hands and race. 1t first ap-
peared in spots ofvery small
pimples, but it finally broke
out in blisters, spread until
my face was SO disfigured I
could not 60 out. Itching
and h,,rri~~ iotan~A
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-05-29

The latest from the front Is that
the Germans have taken Peruna and
Cod Liver OIL
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1918-08-22
THE STORE HE HAS MADE FAMOUS
STORE
On c. ade nnerChs

nberland and for miles greatest giving
of successful business of this the
eater bargains than will be offered
undertaking OF its kind held between Baltimore
momentou event He has been carefully searching
until ne has assembled the line of wearing apparel
effort collect
Business hearing of the
said he bought them for this sale and would keep
that void the of dollars them
their minds that when they good apparel
Them -
ter Wearing Apparel for Every Member Fay-Banets Com
o1sale
shown Every conceivable article from head be had
needs wishes be, they are here
again will be able bargains equal
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1918-08-22
Kline Saves You Money

Attend this sale-be on hand early-buy
for future as well as present needs. If you
live within $50 miles of Cumberland it will
pav YOU and pay Won well, to attend this
sale and clothe yourself and family Your
country demands that you save and this
Anniversary Sale is your opportunity
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-01-18
CIGARETS TO SOLDIERS
Henry Allen Glad He's Abke To Give
pills to the Boys.

Lawrence, Kan, Jan. 1S.-Military
training, which is now compulsory for
all men students at the University of
Kansas, was approved emphaticaIlv
by Henry J Allen of Wichita in an
address to students of the university
eff the war ends in 1919. as I think
it will and as those over there think
tie likelihood of college men now IN
der draft age having to go to the
trenches. But If the war continues
longer the colleges here will be emp
tied as they have been in Europe.
You don't have to go to France
wear a uniform, or even leave your
homes to help win the war. Do every
thing in your power to aid our boys
who are giving their lives for you and
civilization. Do what the government
asks of you in food conservation. in
aid to the Red Cross and in buying
liberty bonds and thrift Satmps
Attic l am proud of the anti
cigaret law OF this state. I am proud
of the fact that as d Red Cross agent
I distributed cigarettes and tobacco
to the men in the trenches. You peo-
pie who are fighting against giving
cigarettes to soldiers in the trenches
do not understand conditions or you
would realize that the least We can
do for these men would be to give
them a cigaret when we can. The
army is a school tor war and is no
place to quarrel with a man about
his social habits"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-01-18
Hopes Women Will
Adopt This Habit
As Well As Men
Glass Of hot water each morn
Ing helps us look and feel
clean, sweet, fresh.

Happy, bright, aert-vigorous and
vivacious-a good clear skin: a nat
urai, rosy complexion and freedom
from illness are assured only by
clean, healthy blood. If only every
woman and likewise every man could
realize the wonders of the morning
inside bath, what a gratifying change
would take place.
Instead of the thousands of sickly,
misunderstanding men, women and
girls with pasty or muddy complex
ions: instead of the multitudes of
nerve wrecks "rundowns.," brain
fags'' and pessimists we should see
virile, optimistic throng of rosy
checked people everywhere.
An inside bath is had by drinking,
each morning before breakfast. u
glass of real hot water with a tea
spoonful of limestone phosphate in it
to wash from the stomach, liver, kid
ueys and ten yards of bowels the pre-
vious days indigestible waste, sour
lamentations and poisons before put
ting more food into the stomach.
Those subject to sick headache, bill
iousness. nasty breath. rheumatism.
colds; and particularly those who have
a paIiid, sallow complexion and who
are constipated very often. are
urged to obtain a quarter pound of
limestone phosphate at the drug store
which will cost but d trifle but is
sufficient to demonstrate the quick
and remarkable change in both health
and appearance awaiting those who
practice internal sanitatlon--Adv.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-01-18
YOUR SICK CHILD
is CONSTIPATED!
LOOK AT TONGUE
Hurry, Mother! Remove pOisons
from little stomach, liver,
sb0weIS.
Give california Syrup of Figs
if cross, bilious or
feveriSh.

No matter what aiIs your child, a
gentle, thorough laxative should al
ways be the first treatment given.
If your little one is out-of-sorts,
half-sick. isn't resting. eating and
acting naturally-look, Mother! see If
tongue is coated This is a sure sign
that its little stomach, liver and
bowels are cIogged with waste. When
cross, irrita BILE, fe-erish, stomach
sour breath bad or has Stomach-ache-
diarrhoea, sore throat, full of cold.
give Il teaspoonfu1 of California
Syrup of Figs" and in a few hours
all the constipated poison, undigested
food and sour bile gently moves out
of it's little bowels without gripping,
and you have a we'll. playful child
again
Mothers can rest easy after giving
this harmless fruit laxative" becau.
it never fails to cleanse the L tie ones
liver and bowels and sweeteQ the
stomach and ley dearly love its
pleasant taste. Full directions for ba-
bies, children of ell ages and for
grown-ups printed on each bottle.
Beware OF counterfeit fig syrups-
Ask your druggist for a bottle of
California Syrup of Figs" then
see that it is made by the California
Fig Syrup Company. advertisements
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-01-18

o enable nature to transform the food
ney eat into Drawn, muscle. tissue and
rain But beware OF the old forms of
metallic iron which frequently do more
arm than good.
Notwithstanding all that has been
aid and written on this subject by we'll
.nown physicians thousands of people
still insist in dosing themselves with
metallic iron simply, 1 suppose, because
{ costs a few cents less. 1 strongly ad-
Use readers in all cases, to get u ply
Suxated Iron-or if you don't want to
60 to this trouble then purchase only
Nuxated Iron in its original packages
and see that this particular name (NuN-
ated from appears on the package. If
you have taken preparations such as
Nux and Iron and other similar Iron
member that such products are an en-
tirely different thing from Nuxated Iron y
NOte-Nuxated Iron. which is pre-
scribed and recommended above by ply
is not patent medicine secret rem
edy. but one which is well known TO
widely prescribed by eminent physicians
both in Europe and America Unlike
the Older inorganic iron products 1t is
easily assimilated. does not injure the
stomach: the contrary, it is n most
potent remedy in nearly all forms of
down conditions The manufacturers have
such great confidence in nuxated iron
that they offer to forfeit $4,000 to any
charitable institution If they cannot take
any man or woman under so who lacks
iron. and increase their strength 100 per
cent or over in four weeks time. pro-
vided they have no serious organic trou-
money If IL does not at least double your
strength and endurance in ten days time
II is dispensed In this city by Arnold
W. Stansfield. A. C. KIingaman & Co.,
and all good druggists
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-01-18

Dr. Il. B. Vail formerly physician in
me Baltimore Hospital and a Mediea
examiner, says; throughout nv ex-
perlenee on hospital STATS and as Med
at the number of patients who have
valnly doctored for various diseases
when in reality their delicate, run down
state was simply the result of lack of
ron In the blood Time and again 1
nave prescribed organic iron-Nuxated
Iron-and surprised patients at the ra-
eral debility were replaced by a renewed
Ieellng OF strength and vitality I took
Nuxateh iron myself to build me up
atter serious case of nervous exhaus-
ton The effects were apparent after a
rev days and within three weeks it had
virtually rev1talized my whole system
ana put me in superb physical con-
DR. E. Sauer Boston physician. who
mas studied both in this country and in
great European Medical Institutions.
S SaS am great believer in Nuxated
IRON, II often acts almost like magic
Not long ago a man came to me 40 was
nearly half a century old and asked me
70 give him a preliminary exs mination
find him with the blood pressure of a
boy OF 10 and as full OF vigor vim and Vi
tally as 4 young man: in fact. young
man he really was, Notwithstanding his
age The secret, he said was in takin q
tron-Nuxated Iron had filled him with
renewed life At 80 he was in bad health !:
now at %. after taking Nuxated Iron
a miracle Of vitality and his face beam
ing with the buoyaney of youth"
DR.. James Francis Sullivan, formerly
Dept-1. New York. and the Westminster
County Hospital. says Thousands OF
persons go on suffering year after year,
doctoring themselves for all kinds of ills
when the real and true cause underfy-
ing their condition Is simply lack of
sufficient iron in the red blood corpuscIes
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-01-18
SOLDIER HIS NEPHEW
Lawrence Man Visited by Brothers
son He Had Never Seen

Lawrence. Kan. Jan 1S--Return-
ing home one day recently, W. J. Film
tom. of this city. found a young SOL
der waiting for him, who introduced
himself as Samuel L Flintom- son
of Chas Flintom. of Cambridge. VT A
few minutes conversation revealed the
fact that he was Mr.. Flintom's nephew
and that his father was Mr.. Flintom' S
Youngest brother. whom he had not
seen or heard from since he was a
year old. fifty-four years ago
Samuel L Flirtom and his brother.
Elmer c. FIintom, who are telegraph
ers. enlisted in the signal service end
were transferred to Fort Leavenworth-
The boys recently saw the name of
their uncle in connection with the
death of his wife and the visit re-
suited.
Chas. Flintom now resides in Cam
bridge, Vt
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-01-18
Buy Shirts While Pric

Manhattan, Star and our
some extra good values il Y
s1.75 and 50 Shirts, now q
selling at y
So, S2.25. $3.50 Shirts. q
now selling at. e,
$3.50 and $500 Shirts, q
Now selling at .
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-01-18
DENY BURTON MATTER

To the Editor:
In your issue OF January II, under
the heading Over Topeka Woman,
you say: Mrs. Burton is known IN
Kansas for her attacks on the state
textbook publication law
Her activities fo.- ten or more years
show to the contrary. In 1913, she
and her husband headed Legislative
committee of fifteen, appointed by or
ganized labor on the farms and in the
cities, which secured the enactment
of the present law with but three dis
senting votes She has always stood
firmly for the law and an honest en-
forcement of its provisions
Very truly.
{Sfgned) G. G- BURTON.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-01-18

Boys full cut
a nj c X er b n c ker
Pants Made of
fancy and plain mix
lures and cOrtlu-
roys. i'll two Ok
colors. Special O~
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-01-18
WHY HAIR FALLS OUT

Dandruff causes a feverish irrita-
ton of the scalp, the hair roots shrink,
loosen and then the hair comes out
fast To stop falling hair at once and
rid the scalp of every particle of dand-
ruff, get a small bottle of Danderine
at any drug store for a few cents. pour
a little in your hand and rub well into
the scalp. After several applications
all dandruff disappears and the hair
stops coming out--Advertiseme
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-01-18
Physicians Explain Why Women Need More
Iron in their Blood Today than 20 Years Ago
AnaenaLae Of Iron Is Greatest the Health Strength Vitality

DIR. FERDINAND KING. New York
Physician and Medical author says
physicians should prescribe more
organic iron-NuXaCed IrOn-tO
supply the iron deficiency. Opinions
of DIR. Schuyler C. JaGues. Visiting
Surgeon. st. EliZabeth's Hospital.
New York City; DIR. H. B. Vail.
formerly Physician in the BaIti-
more Hospital and Il Medical Elk
aminer; DR.. James Francis SuIli-
van. formerly Physician of Bellevue
Hospital Outdoor Dept J.. New
York and the Westchester County
Hospital, and other physicians who
have thoroughly tested the value
of Nuxnted Iron.
Any woman who tires easily is nerv-
Gus or irritable. or looks pale. bag
gard, and worn should at once have
her blood examined for iron defic-
iency-administrat Of simple NIX
ated Iron will often increase the
strength and endurance of weak. nerv-
GUS. careworn women 100 per cent in
two weeks time.
"rhere can be no strong healthy
beautiful. rosy-cheeked women. without
tron. says Dr. Ferdinand King a New
York Physician and Medical Author
the grave and serious consequences OF
iron deficiency in the blood Of American
women l have strongly emphasized the
organic iron-nuxated iron-for their
nervous. rundown weak. haggard look
ing women patients. PaIlor means amaze
mia The skin OF an anaeInic woman is
pale. the flesh flahby. The muscles lack
tone. the brain fags. and the memory
fails, and often they become weak
nervous. irritable. Respondent and meian-
choly. When the iron goes from the
blood OF women the roses go from their
cheeks.
I'm the most common food OF Ameri-
ca, the starches, sugars. table syrups
craekers, biscuits. macaroni. spaghetti
tnpioca. sage, farina. degerminated corn
meal. no longer is iron to be found. Re-
filming processes have removed the iron
Of Mother Earth from these impover-
tshed foods. and silly methods Of home
cookery. by throwing down the waste
pine the water in which our vegetables
are cooked are responsible for another
grave iron loss Therefore. II You wish
to preserve your youthful vim AMI viEor
to 4 ripe old age you must supply the
iron deficiency in your food by uSiuc.
some form of organic iron, just as you
would use salt when your food has not
enough salt"
DR. Schuyler G Jadues. Visiting Sur
geou Of St Elizabeth's Hospital New
York City, said: Il have never before
given out any medical information or
advice for publication as l ordinarily do
not believe in IL. But many Amerf-
can women suffer from iron deficiency
with it's attendant ilIs-physical weak
ness nervous irritability, melancholy.
indigestion. nabby saGging muscles. etc.
etc. and in consequence of their weak
ened rundown condition they are so
liable to contract serious and even fatal
wise such to take Nuxa1ed Iron. have
taken It myself and given ii to my pa-
tents with most surprising and salts
factory results. And those who wish
quickly to increase their strength, power
and endurance will find 1t n most re-
markabie and wonderfully effective ram
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1918-01-18
The ChiId,s AppeaI-What IS uour anssper ?

Mother, why
don't you take NCX. KY
ATED IRON and be
strong and well and have
nice rosy cheeks instead
OF being 50 nervous and
irritable all the time and
looking so haggaru and
Oid--rhe doctor gave
some to Susie Smiths
mother and she was
worse off than you are
and now she looks years
younger and feels Just
fine"
The Jasper news., 1918-12-26
John Taylor Writes Interestingly.

Toul, France. Nov. 26, 1918.
Dear parents and all: 1t is get.
ting time that I write you a letter
and as the main censor is off l will
tell you few new things. We all
left the States the 8th of Sep
tember and landed the 21st. We
sp"nt thirteen days on the water,
so you know it was our home for
that length of time From Brest.
France. where we remained about
one week, we went to Gilvres or
Uuos) remaining there only short
time and then coming to this place
by the way of St. Digiere Bar.Le-
Due and Rebigny thence to Toul
the r3th of October, and have
ie III here ever since.
On our way over on the former
German ship Koenig Kaiser Viii.
helm 1, the Subs made two attacks
on US but it did them no good for
there were too many guns on them
the minute they appeared above
the surface of the water. We had
nine boats in our convoy besides a
light cruiser and three destroyers,
although there were about IL be-
fore we landed that met us from
this side and the others went back.
From this place / 60 to the
cities of Nancy, Pont a. Mousson,
Commercy, St. Mihiel, Neufchateau,
Luneville, Metz and many Others.
In fact might make trips to any
part of the country.
Had fine trip when | went to
Germany through Metz.-I say
Germany but it is now France or
Lorraine, although the Germans
have occupied it for the last 40
years. We we're in Metz the next
day after the French occupied the
town. 1t is very beautiful city
and the celebration was hardly
over as the streets were shaded
with French and allied Flags, but
most we're French for the great
majority of the populace were very
! glad to get back under the rule of
France again. We got to our des-
tination just at dark, ran on to a
German girl who directed us to a