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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-09-03
TEMPERANCE NOTES
(By the National Woman's Chris
tan Temperance Uni0u)
MOTHERS, DEMANDS.

There come to us very frequently
most pathetic appeals from mothers
and other interested parties. telling OF
the shocking conditions around certain
military camps where drink and Hcen-
.tiousness-twin evils-hold daily and
nightly revels. and asking IT some
thing cannot be done about It. says
Mrs. Margaret Dye Ellis, National w.
e. Z. o. superintendent of legislative
work, writing from Washington, y. @.
As one mother expressed 1t, Il would
rather thousand times that my son
went to the bottom OF the ocean un,
warned. but clean and pure, than to
have him back home polluted and
tainted from drink and sensuality.
Much is being done by the authorities,
military and legislative, in response to
appeals from mothers of the country.
That the saloon and brothel shall be
done away with in military centers IS
a foregone conclusion" says Mrs. Ellis.
The United States government heard
and answered the appeal OF the w. q.
q. o. for the unprotected girls in re
Philippines and placed Its ban on seq
regatiOn in those fGr-away Islands
years ago and we know and believe
that the insistent appeal to the presi-
dent and members of congress by
mothers and friends Of the soldier boy
will cause the complete overthrow of
these direful temptations from their
midst"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-09-03

Instead they probably believe that because we
have put up with bad roads for years there IS no
necessity for changing the program-they SIM
ply do not realize their responsibility Wnen
they awaken to it, they will take Highway En-
gineer Burrelrs report out of the archives, adopt
some of his recommendations and proceed to give
Escambia county the road system which the
amount of money spent upon it actually 1ustl-
fed. They are capable of doing it. Let us hope
that their awakening will be quick and complete.
Let us hope that the commissioners will see the
necessity of permitting Escambia county to do
its full part in aiding the government in the
winning of the war.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-09-03
NJ AR kE I s
LIVERPOOL COTTON.

Liverpool, Sept 2.-Cotton spot quiet;
prices easier. Good middling 1886
middling 25.o3: low middling 239s ;
good ordinary 22l6; ordinary 2i93
Sales 1000 bales. including $500 bales
American. Receipts 1000 including
300 American Futures closed quiet.
September 248i: October 24.4s; No
vember 24.t9; December 24.0i: Janu-
airy 1888.
No domestic markets yesterday. La
Dor Day.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-09-03

port that Representative Ernest Lun-
deem of Minnesota and Representative
Chas. NJ. Dillon, Of South Dakota. were
barred from going to the British war
front caused very little surprise about
the capitol
Both congressman. who are 1epnb-
iicans, voted against the declaration
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-09-03

OF war and for the embargo resolu-
ton" which provided that no NUM-
tions of war should be allowed to leave
an American port on merchant ships
carrying armed naval crews.
Lundeen voted against the draft
bill but Dillon voted for it.
Dillon voted for the McLenore reso-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-09-03

luton forbidding Americans traFe..".
on army ships. Lundeen was N.Y.
member of congress when that iA'.
sure was considered.
President Wilson was strongly ~
posed to The embargo resolution -
the McLemore resolution ana 80 -
measures were considered as strrhss
pro-Gerrnen.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-09-03
SOLONS BARRED
FROM GOING TO
BRITISH FRONT
Washington Bureau
PensacoIa journal.

Washington. Sept. 2.-On account of
their well known bad records on war
legislation and the fact that both have
been defeated for renom.nation to con-
gress by their constituents, the re-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-09-03
TC0g V0gmgGogFTg3

I've TEN HEARD so~, -E4,0-~ YOUNG clRLIE,
M'Ft NxonDRoUs EYES, AND ~v4vY
SGT GEE IF
Lo ST7AleHTS1AY TIE
In LIKE oc0eE a EEcHnxcs
AND
NO MORE
Dor FIGHT .UncLE San.
no FLEASDRE
For
Z Z
Or SOME ete FieHTiNe eATTAESHlP.s
TIE GIRLS now REALLY HAVE a CHANCE
AND WHILE THEY CANNOT The SEAS.
LET. MORE JAcNfES Go TO FRANCS
Mt,LE THEY STAY HERE AnD POUND TtfE kExSs
Now I've THoT or a cDnNiNG plans;
ONE WHICH THE GIRLS is SORE PLEAsE,7
AND CAPT ORE GERMANS ON
JosT SEND CREW or YoE n1E nETEs
InA C.S. battle NrAGor:
Ano EvERY eERn1An s1s nr,SsJT
WIZ DROP THEIR WORK PONDER
AMP GeTHE r Koe1np the 1EAOTEoUsaS SCENE
Anp TO Tnr naOs'c svrAYinG s.
THEn GENTLY EesE T1E WHEEL SIT
64np AS NE sTFa,ns lvAFT oEe rA.-z
AND WRAP The HONS IN toNpER
THEN SLYLY COURSE Eofe' l&<,n&~
AND .FORETHEy SEE THEIR 3LJN BIZ = -
VIII HAVE En- UNDER Us. cons
T15EyLL sEE oos. eRANo ohD. FAC,
VIII Play ANOTHER RAG. 1919
WILL PLAY THIS TONE ON MONS TER ~ NC
AND IT'S 5aFE TO PLACE. Your BETS
ON THs So Eel r,eE ~ rIAN OF GETTING TIE Hons
F Fsess as 1sz.s.ees
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-09-03

Of dollars are each year taken from
the pockets of workingmen and put
into the pockets OF the brewers. Beer
Is very taking article.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-09-03
DEVELOPMENT OF AN IMPORTANT
INDUSTRY

Watch the live stock industry grow in Flor
ida. Better still look up some of the past rec
ords and see how it has grown during the past
five years. says John NJ. Scott, vice-director of
agricultural extension work, at Gainesville.
Today the valuation of CATTLE hogs sheep,
horses, mules and poultry in Florida is between
fifty and sixty million dollars. If you don't be-
lieve it sit down and do little figuring for your
self. Figures never lie. There is not far from
million head of cattle in the state They are
worth $4,000 head. That's twenty million One
and half million head of hogs. It does not take
very big hog to bring twelve to fifteen dollars
on the market today, SO there is another twenty
million dollars. There are about 10000 head of
sheep in the state, these at $500 head makes
them worth near half million. Then there are
one hundred thousand horses and mules, if we
value them at $125.00 head it makes twelve
million, five hundred thousand
The rapidity Of development is shown by COM
parison of the above figures with those given
flve ten or fifteen years ago, and future develop
ment will be stimulated by the Live Stock Round
Up to be held at the University of Florida,
September oath to 9th.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-09-03
q, 1000, 600 REASONS.

Uncle Sam has 100000 trained
soldiers to fight against. Twenty-Five
million reasons why we should have
nationwide prohibition.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-09-03
LIQUOR MONOPOLY.

Brewers say that beer takes the
place Of bread. 1t often takes the
place Of milk and meat also. Millions
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-09-03

Virtually all of the crops common TO the tenn
perate zone can be produced in abundance in the
vast agricultural regions of southern Siberia.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-09-03

The Trans-Siberian railway presents the
greatest railway undertaking in the world. It
cost nearly s175,ooo,ooo and took eleven years
to build
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-09-03

Still to ourselves, we are the most important
part of the universe.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-09-03

The city of Tomsk is the largest manufacture
ing centre of Siberia, having flour mills, potteries,
iron boundaries, sugar refineries, an da variety
of other factories.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-12-17
Eaa Substitutes mIsbranded.

Misbranded egg substitutes" which
contain no egg, and have little food
value, have been investigated by fed
eral food inspectors and action has
been instituted by the bureau of chem
istry, United States department of
agriculture, in those cases which are
in violation of the federal food and
drugs acts, according to the report of
the chief of the bureau of chemistry
recently issued.
A large number OF "egg substi.
tutes" have been put on the market
recently as a result of the high price
of eggs. Many of these preparations
are labeled so as to convey the i'm
preston to the consumer that they
have the food value of eggs and will
serve the purpose of eggs In baking
and cooking. Some of them suggest
by the wording of the labels that they
are made in whole or in part OF eggs
The labels of some claim that %
cents worth of the substitute will
take the place of three dozen eggs
The so-called substitutes sell at a
price far in excess of their food value
and intrinsic worth.
Analyses of many of the so-called
"egg substitutes" show that they con
sist essentially of a mixture of starch
and baking powder. colored yellow
with a coal-tar dye to initiate egg
color, and few contain added casein,
which is an ingredient of milk. The
food value of such preparations is far
inferior to that of eggs. Baking and
cooking experiments made in the bu
reau of Chemistry show that the sub
stitutes do not have the effect of eggs
| in cooking or baking.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-12-17
STOCK AND CROP NOTES.

According to II. A. Glen, general
agent of the Northern Pacific, 4,025
cars OF apples left Yakima last week,
making the total so far this season
$500. Shippers along produce row
estimate that, counting fruit now in
storage, total shipments will be over
10000 cars. The value of the apple
crop alone on that basis will be con.
siderably over s10,000,OO0, despite re-
ports OF heavy damage by spring
frosts and cooling moths.
Extensive changes In average
prices on hogs at various live stock
centers have been undertaken by the
United States food administrator
sterilization and control committee.
At meeting OF the committee held
at Chicago 1t was announced Decem-
Der 10 that the average price set at
Pittsburg, for example, will hereafter
be $17.65, against $3.50, which has
recently prevailed there. In explain
ing the reason for fixing a differential
minimum price for hogs at Cleveland,
Detroit. Buffalo. Cincinnati, Louis
vile and Nashville, Everett Brown,
chairman of the price sterilization
and control committee OF the United
States food administration. said the
purpose Is to provide a market for
hogs from the southwest at these
points on an equal basis with Chi
cago and other cities nearer the pro.
duction locality.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-12-17
Fine December Crop Report

With a total value of $1z,272,412,0 08,
the nations principal farm crops this
year we're worth more, based on prices
paid to farmers December /, than in
any year In the history of American
agriculture. December crop esti-
mates of the department of agricul-
ture, made public December IL,
showed that this years total exceeds
that Of the former record year, 1917,
by S61t,380,000. There also was a
marked increase in acreage, the $685.
S95,722 total exceeding that of last
year by 100000 acres.
Most of the crops are larger than
the five-year average, and some of
them established records, particularly
spring wheat, barley. rye and tobacco.
Corn, however. fell below the FIVE
year average.
Almost all of the crops were worth
more this year than In any previous
year because OF the high prices paid
to producers.
The value of the principal crops,
based on December / prices to pro-
ducQra follows.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-12-17
GRAIN AND MILLING NEWS.

The Argentine government esu-
mates it's wheat acreage this year at
16.96S,000, as compared with 1854
900 last year.
]. M. Hodges, owner of the -four
mill at Pilot Rock, Ore, declared the
loss in the recent fire will be over
$4,000, with S27,625 insurance. He
hopes to rebuild In the spring.
The wheat crop OF the three west
ern Canadian provinces is estimated
by the Northwestern Grain Dealers
association at 159,91S,000 bushels, or
1913 bushels per acre; oats at ILL.,
1885, 900 bushels, OF 1872 bushels per
acre; barley at 36,000,000 bushels, or
1875 bushels per acre; rye, 100000
bushels, and fax seed at 100000
bushels, or So bushels per acre. Last
year the final government report es-
timated the wheat crop at 100000
bushels, oats 255, 100000 bushels, bar
ley 100000 bushels, and fax $500,
900 bushels. Wheat inspected to date,
5,315,000 bushels. In store In inte-
rior elevators, 6,775,000 bushels.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-12-17
Worlds Production Of Rice.

The rice crop of the United States
has practically doubled since the be-
ginning of the war, and the crop of
the current year promises to be the
biggest on record. A lecture delivered
before the class on international trade
and commercial geography in the edu-
cational department OF the National
City bank of New York reported by
Bradstreets, shows that the United
States has recently become the larg-
est rice producer of the occidental
world, our total production having
grown from 136.000000 pounds In 1890
to 253,000,000 In 1900, $1,000 900 in
1914 and 1,00S,000000 in 1917, with a
prospect for 1.136,000,00O in the cur
rent year IL the predictions of the
agricultural department are sustained
Production In the United States
languished after the Civil war, 1t not
being then realized that rice could be
grown and harvested by the machin-
cry and methods applied to the pro-
duction of wheat and other grains.
Rice can only flourish on wet land
so wet that ordinary farm machinery
cannot be used upon 1t. But few
years ago It was discovered that GER
tain lands in Texas, Arkansas, Louisi-
ana and elsewhere were so constituted
with relation to SOIL climate and wa
ter supply that they could be pre-
pared with the usual agricultural ma
chinery, the rice also planted with
machinery, the lands then flooded
from nearby streams or artesian wells,
and the water drained Off as the rice
approached maturity. with ordinary
reaping and threshing machines used
in harvesting the crop. This revolu-
tionized rice growing in the United
States, and was, In fact, new de-
velopment In world production, for
in no other country has this method
been practiced. The producing area
was expanded from the Carolinas and
Georgia to the Mississippi valley
Arkansas and Texas, and recently to
certain areas in California, and the
annual production has increased from
| SO 000,0 900 to 100,000,000 pounds in for
mer years to over 1,000,000,000 pounds
year at this time.
Our crop of over 1,000,000,00(
pounds per annum, while the largest
In the occidental world, is a triflt
when compared with that OF some o.
| the oriental countries, where rice II
the chief article of food for a yer,
dense population. Siam, for example
produces over 5,000,000,000 pounds o
rice a year against our 1.000,000,000
The Dutch East Indies 7,000,000,000
Japan 1900, 100000 and India 10000
900, while China. which has no officia
figures of her crop, may equal or pos
sibly exceed India in production. Tn
worlds production OF rice, in fact. 1
nearly as great as the world produC
ton of wheat, pound for pound. TIL
best estimates that can be made @
the rice production of the world ind
cate that the grand total in favorabl
years is nearly or perhaps quite 200
100000. 900 pounds, while the numbe
of pounds of wheat grown in the hig
! record years of 1913 and 1915 wa
only about 100000. 100000 each yea
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-12-17

Wanted Teachers rural. grade. high school
Hazard Teachers Axcv. all n Bank.
soxNESo~-ILtoI1s ANo MEN.
For the whole family. Perfect Hose
Supporters No elastic. Help circulation
do not tear hose; last lifetime. Send 25c.
sOxNEED, <o< Hyde Bldg.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-12-17
NEW TODAY.
BUSINESS oPPoRTUNITIEs.

WANTEDSN buyer Tor my we'll estab-
lished Rawleigh business. retailing TO
the o3nsumsr: Haw,eigh nome ana con, S,oSk
ton; best territory in Idaho: $t.0o0.OoO
Co. Have best of reasons for selling so
iustry who is experienced in selling OF
who can learn. can beat farming quar-
ter section of land at this. Full particu-
lars II you address r ]. Trimble, Vollmer,
Idaho. No reply unless you give refer
ences. age and occupation.
STANDARD FURNITURE Co, SPO-
KANE. WASH Don't read this ad
less you are looking for genuine bargains
in Furniture. Rugs. Linoleum. Ranges.
Heaters, Bedding, Baby Buggies. etc. Our
small expense enables US to save you
many dollar. No matter in what part OF
the Inland Empire you reside. It will pay
vantage OF our low prices as we make
no extra charge for packing and deliver
sure to please you. s15 Riverside Ave,
314 Sprague Ave
CHURCHES AND SUNDAY SCHOOLS.
We have several used organs ranging
from $500 to $4,000. Write for complete
THE SIMON PLANO co.
911-915 Riverside Ave Spokane
The Oldest. Largest and Most Reliable
Piano House in the Iiland Empire.
WANT ED-MlS CELLANEOUs.
We PAY sls FOR $50 LfBERTY BONDS.
s92 for 800 bonds Send by express
c. o. ID. Royal & Co.. 204 Haight bldg,
LIBERTY BONDS
We Will pay spot cash on delivery
for any issue of Liberty Bonds.
LIPPERT INVESTMENT co.
| SOC Paulsen Brig. Phone Main 1880
snokane. Wash. Mention this paper
q, 600 gallon Wood stave Tank and 60-ft
structure. For sale at low price
PHOENIX LUMBER CO, SPOKANE.
WANTED-Old Glass and Windows.
Write for list and price TO C. c. Pratt,
Nelson, Wash
Ranges from $500 up; Heaters 800 up.
Bargains in autos and furniture. CITY
AUCTION CO IaLone, AUCTlONEER.
FOR SALE OR RENT-SAFE, DESKS,
Adding Machines. Cash Register. etc.
F. o. Berg Co.
INSURANCE.
Best Insurance Contract in World. Column
bia Natl Life Ins. Co, Lindelie Bldg.
FOR SALE-Metropolitan Hotel. Box III
Plummer. Idaho.
HAY AND FEED
FOR SALEE3O0 tons OF good quality al
falfa hay, $21 per ton In carolad lots.
cash. Cooling, Idaho, Barker & Britton.
Gooding. Idaho. Route 2.
ALFALFA HAY
Chaice, green. leafy alfalfa Gardena hay.
Order before winter sets in.
F. c. Burlingame. Walla Walla, Wash
HAY FOR SALE
Have several thousand tons of good al
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PERCY GOSI.ETr
SHOSHONE. IDAHO.
EoR sALEG0eLRps HNp PETS
Hundreds OF Canaries. foreign birds. rab-
| bits OF all kinds. pedigreed and utility
stock. L. LOEW'S BIRD STORE, COL
| VILE, Wash.
-AHI9 5SS I SISSS
621 End Ave. Frozen Radiators repaired
| and guaranteed. Second hand Radiators
| in stock.
~~Soo~-o9,~cs~H7. Aeel 81 3 ..c,c~o-o.cSs-
| Pedigreed Flemish Giants, IS. co.
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NEW ZEALAND and GRAY BELGiANS
unrelated stock Write your wants. o
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Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-12-17
WOMEN DEPARTMENT.

-S~~ooooo HsfaoIoass oooo,.-
Mrs, Fred BAIMES. Box 7o7 Wallace.
Idaho Readings by mail.
BEAUTY PARLOHS-HAIH GOODS
aENNx 6oFfxI- ExT1RFs aXfF m
.torsr for gray or f.1ed hair leaves the
MLLER,e. 9TH floor Kuhn D1k
MME Gibson. ale Eagle Bkig. Wrinkies
removed In one treatment. Supcrfluous
hair moles removed permanently.
suTToNs AND PLEATiNo.
sampson Feather 4 Button works Perfect
buttons. hsmstitohins. fins work Euara.-
sU&H Hyde Bldg. Buttons,
~ pleading. demonstrating.
~ hoies. hat and fsathsr
work.
1851 cARPEI WsAylNc
Let US make yq1s r8 az into r sg: M MOI
CHILDREN's HOMES.
WASHINGTON CHILDREN's HOME So
ClETY-Protects. cares for. homeless.
nonsectarian. Supported by voluntary con-
tributors. $40 protects. 800 provides
home, 5000 in permanent homes Men Mem
SGJPT. Spokane Dist. 725 Hutton Blk
80 B6NE S0R5ETs dUAR4NTEED R0sT
proof. unbreakable 127 Kuhn BldR.
FLORISTS
sFoKINE~ FEoRfsT 60: SKfPP's FLOWER
stor.l Tel Main s. s1s Riverside Ave
Flower for wedainTs Gradustion. B.nqusts,
Funerals 4 any occasion Flowers Tslesr.-
phed other eities. Out-of-town orders speclty
FOOT D<sCTOH
On. ~FRINe1s KHoDEs. N hssis BIds
hassas. and Soap Lake baths. Chiropodist
sfsEKfXS SLxsRss FGR Co. sss 1 IA NV
Furs to order from your skins Remodel
| Ing. repairing Highest price raw furs-
49, HELP WANIEDN-EEEmALL
| "
ton and of good appearance to take po-
sition at 1890 per year. Vacation annu-
& pn scRR aS or sx weeEs in aay
Names of girls holding similar positions
furnished on request 500 Title Building
| -INFANTs' WEAR a NEEDLEcRAFr
The NEEDLE Craft SHOP. Ia n. Post
| We make everything for the baby.
MATTRESS AND FEATHEB RENOv ATED
Fest6er Seds made into foidins msttT ssses,
stock Inland Nat. Fe~- Co. Ino.. 3os 2nd
We make mattresses from old feather beds
| Ne Tie Mattress Co. 1902 w Broadway.
49, IAUSDHY. DRY cLEASINo
FOR RELIABLE LAUNDRY AND DRY
We pay return postas-writs for price list
CRYSTAL LAUNDRY. Spokane
MlDrlvEs.
Dr. Mary swartz, Falls City Blk. Most
efficient practitioner In Spokane. Best
Mothsrly care before and during confine-
ment Guaranteed. Tel NJ. 5443 Max. 262s
| RESCUE HOMES
ANY GIRL OR WOMAN IN NEED CAN
find friends at The Salvation Army Home
Address Ad1t. Bertha Smith. s422 W. Gar
land Ave. Phone Maxwell 1903.
Florence Crittenton Home for women and
girls in trouble N. 2120 Crestline ave.
LkOtES' TAILOR.
D. FREI OMAN, Ladies' Tailor, 315 Kuhn
Bldg. Suits, coats e. alterations at re-
uced prices. Special attention mall orders
VIAVI
Cures tumors. decorations. displacements
Use at home. Ala Hyde Bldg.
MUSICAL INSI HOCIio oN'O7SvCocCAL-,
Francis z. Woodward, Singing studied
with greatest Masters. 523 Eilers bldg
DR.. r. A. HERtTAGE-Vocai Teacher
Free booklet. 129 Auditorium blk.
WOMEN'S GARMENTS.
| Georgette Waists at Wholesale prices
National G.. 9. Co. SIG First Ave.
- TEAcHERs, AeENcIEs,
| ALBERT TEACHERS AGENCY protects
schools against unworthy teachers
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-09-06
Lake McInko~~-


Don't forgetItnaf success depends
as 9zeE on a good front as it does
son good backing.
BY the time a woman has been
married two years she Is beginning to
get used to disappointments.
We have noticed that they have
quit naming fve-cent cigars after
heroes. Maybe the heroes were not
brave enough to smoke the ropes that
bore their
A mans are explanations
to his Affinity. But to his Wife his
explanations are EXCUSES 5000
The old-fashioned girl who used to
consult q fortune teller before she
gave her hand TO a sutton now has a
daughter who consults an income-tax
collector.
Let A and B represent any two
tightwads, and A will tell you that b
is closefsted while A is merely thrift
ty. And B will tell you The same
thing about A. s.
We see that the Anti Saloon League
s per cent minority has succeeded
in bullying congress into forcing pro-
hibition on the country during the
period of the war" We are as Loyal
as anybody, and a blamed sight more
loyal han the hired fanatics who OBJ
structed war legislation to gain theLy
hypocrit1cal end, and II prohibition
will help win the wal we are for IT
But we humbly maintain thai the
kind of people who would delay wal
preparation in order to enact dry
legislation are the anne fellows who
will pray that the war lasts forever
in order that the country may remain
dry.
A mar has fifteen pockets to lose
things in. while a woman's lone poe
ket is represented by her handbag
But a man can find what he Is look.
ing for in his fifteen pockets a whole
lot quicker than a woman can locate
what she is hunting for In her hand.
bag.
A sure way to have a mild winter
in your Northern home town is e
move South for the winter to escape
IL.
Whaddy va mean. Woman's Rights
From opening her husbands mail &c
closing his mouth a woman has the
right TO do most anything she wants
to do.
1t exhausts a girl more TO have Z
sit down five minutes at a dance thar
It does to dance for i've hours.
Every Reformer has two brands Of
advice. One for the rest OF the world
and n for himself.
Some of the men who r Away
working the "Patronize Home Indus
try" slogan are the same fellows who
marry girls from other towns.