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The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1918-06-07
improved Optical Instruments.

j. w. Scott, who has recently in
stalled in his Photographic gallery
an optical department, is pleased to
announce that he has with his equip
ment a modern Phorometer for the
examination Of the eyes for reading
vision. This instrument is simple,
very pleasant to the sitter and thoro-
ly accurate In testing the eyes. With
out attempting to describe the tech
meal points, it will be better said
that it is complete in every particu-
lar, the last word in optical science.
The equipment includes also several
other fine instruments. One of these
is a Universal Opthalometer for the
measurement of astigmatism. The
Universal has established a new
standard of precision, and is said to
be the most complete and accurate of
all machines for this branch of work.
Then Mr.. Scott has the flashlight
tablet for long distance vision and
for testing the muscles of the eyes, a
very complete and useful apparatus
conforming to the modern optical
practice.
Mr.. SCOTS equipment is therefore
approved by the authority of the
profession for advanced methods in
the science of optical tests. He takes
pleasure in inviting the public to
give him call and to inspect his
instruments.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1918-06-07
RED CROSS NOTES.

Work has begun again in the
surgical dressings department and
the allotment for this month is 5000
eight by four inch congresses and
1850 small cotton pads.
A large shipment of cut under
wear has been received and a number
of workers are needed in the sewing
room.
The Rives branch is to be especial
ly commended for the most excellent
work they sent in. There were six
complete layettes for the babies of
stricken Europe, beautifully made
and packed in perfect order. In ad-
dition to these, there were numerous
odd pieces and a handsome knitted
afghan, contaiIong large red cross
in the center.
The school children in Miss Mat
tie Temples room brought in a nice
collection of knitted wash cloths and
squares for an afghan, all good work
and very much appreciated.
Miss Vivienne White sent in an
other splendid donation of $39.41,
proceeds from an entertainment CIV
en- by some of the children of Cres-
cent school at church twelve miles
away. They drove to this church,
built their own stage, gave the play,
and then took down the stage and
returned to their homes long after
midnight. The following children
took part in this: Era Osburn, Des-
sic George, Myra Forgey, Sherma
Carpenter, Hubert Hicks, Milton Os-
burn, Cal Reeves, Earl Keith, Paul
Humblen, Tommie Keith and Carmi
Mosier. Such as this shows the true
spirit of the Red Cross.
The following amounts are special
donations for the past two weeks:
Mrs. 1. C. Richards, 81; Mrs. ]. B..
Hibbitts, 81: M. P. Petty, RID. No.
/, 81; Mrs. M. P. Nisbet, SIS; Clay
ton Auxiliary, $3.50; Mrs. Leila Will
liams' school, $3.50; Eastern Star
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1918-06-07

A number of first-class United
States battleships are preparing side
by side with the finest British war
ships for a naval battle with Ger
many, which is hourly expected. This
statement was made in New York by
Rear Admiral Gleaves, who declared
he was telling no secret in making
the statement. He said that both
American and British vessels were
ready for the fray whenever the Ger
man warcraft are rady to come out.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1918-06-07

r. L. Barnett ct al. two-thirds in
terest, w. A. Cathey and Romit
Barnett each one-ninth interest, tt
w. A. Cathey in 30A acres in No
5, $4,000.
County Court Clerk to N. N. Tuck
er, lots in No. Is, $3.50.
Mrs. Nora Woody to Byron Bates
land in No. IA, 500.
j. D. Littleton to w. E. Jackson
lot in No. 10, $4,000.
Ed Thomas, IT,, to Mrs. Josephine
e. Thomas, lot in No. 16, $140.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1918-06-07
W. C. T. q.

The w. G. T. u, will meet in the
home of the president, Mrs. Seid
Waddell, Friday, June Z, at p. M,
with the following program:
Song.
Scripture reading, Prov. 31:10-31.
Selection, The purpose and scope
of w. C. T. u, Mrs. G. B. White.
Selection, Mothers" Mrs. D. A.
Luten.
Vocal solo, Mrs. J. D. Carlton.
Reading, The influence Of young
women, Mrs. Sam Brummel.
Reading, Home, Mrs. Claude Allen.
Song.
Prayer.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1918-06-07

Funeral services were held at the
family residence Saturday afternoon
at 8 o'clock, being conducted joint
ly by Rev. r. M. Walker, of Union
City, and Rev. r. C. Douglass, of the
First Methodist Church of Hickman.
Hickman Courier.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1918-06-07
Marriage Licenses.

Leonard Dyer and Lena Donnell.
F. R. Bowen and August Reet
Stallins.
JEFF Hollomon and Josie Collins.
Jess Edgin and Hattie Murphy.
Cliff Myre and Fora Neal.
George Bennett and Leila New
house.
Jip Cavit and Quella Boyd.
Willis Edwards and Minnie allow.
ard.
COLORED.
MILFORD Bright and Eddie Suggs.
Lows Hodge and Luck Baker.
Geo. Haynes and Annie May
Cavitt.
Steve Haynes and Bessie Cavitt.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1918-06-07

Chapter, by Mrs. Jordan, 50; Mrs.
Arch Harpole. 81; Mrs. Ella Cathey,
$40; Girls U. S. History class, $2.40;
Miss Sullivan's music class, 81; ST.
mon Cooper, 81; Miss Lizzie Wad-
dell, SIS.
CHAIR. PUBLICITY COMMITTEE.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1918-06-07

A regular morning operation OF
the bowels puts you in fine shape for
the days work. If you miss it you
feel uncomfortable and cannot put
vim into your movements. For all
bowel irregularities HERBINE Is
the remedy. 1t purifies, strengthens
and regulates. Price soc. Sold by
Oliver Drug Co.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1918-06-07
Bargain Day.

-Four extra innings to this game,
my dear"
without extra charge? l don't
wonder you men are so fond of base
ball"
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1918-06-07
Real Estate Transfers.

Steve Haynes and Bessie Cavitt.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1918-02-22
al Bic MEALS! NO
SO0R, ACID stomach,
INDIGESTION OR Gas
@PAPE's DlAPEPsIN" is QUICK.
EST, sUREsT STOMACH RE-.
LIEF KNoWN-TRY 1T!

Time IL Pape's Diapepsin will swee
en- a sour, gassy or out of -order stonl
ach within five minutes.
If your meals don't fit comfortably
or what you eat lies like a lump oj
lead in your stomach. or If you hav.
heartburn, that is usually a sign 81
acidity OF the stomach
Get from your pharmacist a nifty.
cent case Of Pape's Diapepsin and tale
a dose Just as soon as you can. Their
VIII be no sour risings. no belchIng OF
undigested food mixed with acid. no
stomach gas or heartburn fuIIness or
heavy feeling in the stomach, nausea.
facilitating headaches or dizziness.
This will all go. and, besides there will
he no sour food left over in the stom-
ach TO poison your breath with nau-
seous odors
Pape's Dianepsin helps to neutralize
the excessive acid in the stomach
which Is causing the food fermentation
and preventing proper digestion.
Relief in five minutes is waiting for
you at any drug store &
These large ffty-cent cases contain
enough "Pape's Diapepsinr to usually
keep the entire family free from stom
ach acldity and its symptoms OF indi-
gestion. dyspepsia, sourness, gases
heartburn and headache, for many
months II belongs in your home.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1918-02-22
TRUTH AND honesty PAY
/LARoE DIVIDENDS

We started In business ton years ngo
on truth and honesty for backing. W.
would forfeit $50 II made contract and
decline Ia nh IL. We have made con-
tracts for ten years with dealers and
farmers and stand firm AZ a pos
For all country hams you VIII bring
ua we pay &c H. II dried and hung IN.
salt cured shoulder lSc ia Frpcsri.s
dried apples $3.50 bu. In groceries
grsen applies 400 a bu We buy an
fnc picked Irish potatoes. in spring
hifh price. old roosters at hiFh marke,
IL lex fI.so or Toe 10. little roosters
Want all muskrais an summer yop viii
bring ~. We pay any shippers 30 per
cont moro than they can get by sh D.
Ping TO market: grades muskrats. No.
spring TIC: No. 3 soc and No pua.
sum CSC: No. skunk $3.50 No :
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1918-02-22
BREAKS COIN MAKING RECORD
Denver Mint Works Night and Day
to Meet the Demand for
Small Coins.

Denver.-The Denver government
mint is working day and night to meet
the demand for pennies and other
small coins caused by the "odd''
change necessary In the payment of
the new war taxes. Exactly 19,OO4,0 900
pieces were coined during November.
This was record-breaker for the Den
yer mint. The superintendent said to-
day the record for December is the
greatest In the history OF the mint
Excepting December 85,800,sOO coins
We're minted In 1917 the largest In
denomination being 5O-cent pieces.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1918-02-22
JUST A REINCARNATED BIRD
~ You Feel an Exhilarating Desire to
Soar Among Clouds, That Is
Your Sphere.

Les Angeles.-lf you are an aviator
or feel an exhilarating desire to soar
among the clouds you are reincar-
mated bird and your natural sphere is
In the air, according to Mrs. Leon II.
Mumford, well-known actress here.
She says many men and women have
bird souls and that reincarnated
snake could never be at home off the
ground.
Mrs. Mumford, known to her friends
as Billie" made her first flight at
Long island several years ago. She
is planning to desert the stage for the
airplane. THE reason Is" she ex-
planned, when am in the air feel as
If had gotten home after long abb
sence."
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1918-02-22
TELLS CHASTITY TALE
lnhuman Germans Described by
Holy City Refugees.
Great Suffering Among Population Of
Jerusalem After Germans
Took Control.

Denver, Colo.-Storles Of the fright.
ful experiences suffered by residents
OF Jerusalem previous to the capture
of the Holy City by British forces I'M
der General Allenby were told here
by Miss Celia Molnestea, who, with
her mother, fled from the torture in
hicted by Turkish soldiers and Ger
man officers there several months ago.
MISS Molnestea and her mother
were among 300 refugees who escaped
from Jerusalem while thousands were
starving within the gates of the an
cient city.
There was. agonizing suffering
among the civil population OF Jeru-
salem after the Germans took control
Of that CITY," said the youthful refu-
gee. Hundreds died Of starvation
when food imported for the inhablt-
ants of the stricken city, was seized
by military authorities and diverted
TO the soldiers. Our friends fell dead
about us like fleas. Scores of young
girls sold, their souls to the German
soldiers In return for food"
II took five months for Miss Moines-
tea and her mother TO reach Denver
after leaving Jerusalem.
I'VE Witnessed the most heart-rend-
Ing scenes while travelling through
Austria the girl declared, where
roads were filled with cripples and
food was so scarce that the peasants
refused 70 sell even small portions at
prices offered by the trav-
elers."
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1918-02-22

small $3.50. send by parcel post.
We keep best coffee money will buy
and buy in quantities. sen Pack your
butter We pay high price.
Veal calf hides Ice 10 for o lbs. and
under Cow hides good value. high
price We arein the market for horse
and mule hides, rubber and brass.
copper Nothing too large
We keep high grade flour and our
business is on the boom all the time.
Give us a call Fresh crackers ana
cheese and any kind OF lunch.
Galvanized tub 10 feed your horses
IN We are the leading store At Blaine
In fresh Up 90 date groceries. Give us
a call and we viii please you.
II. J. PACK, Mgr. and Buyer
For Four Little One Pony Stores.
Blaine Kentucky
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1918-02-22
The LOUISA GARAGE CO.

Now - rrep'red 10 do an linda 4
repair work on automobiles. VIM Baft-
ram, who hai. aad years EXPO .',nce IN
one 81 the largest garages in Pitts
bIrR. Ia hrs charge OF the repair Do
pertinent and viii do your work in first
class manner. Charges reasonable.
While the weather is bad is a guol
tine % have your cars ovorhal led.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1918-02-22
THE HEN THAT LAYS

is the hen that pays II she does not
lay, kill her but before you kill her
give her p A. Thomas Poultry Rem
edy twice day for a week, and then
you will not kill her for she will be
paying YOU profit. 1t not oHly makes
hens lay but it Is remedy for Cholera
Roup. ard Gapes. We guarantee it to
cure or we refund your money.-"For
Sale BY All Good Dealers" 1.1-3mo.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1918-02-22
"See 'Gets-If Peel
OFF This Corn. {"
Leaves The Toe as Smooth as the
Palm Of Your Hand.

The corn never grew that .sco..
~ VIII not get. II never irritetss
me mesh, never makes your toe sore
3usl Two drops of "Gets-It" and
presto the corn-paln vanIshes.
Shortly you can peel the corn right
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1918-02-22

Old papers Tor sale at the NEWS
Office.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1918-02-22
FOR SALE.

A farm of over 1900 acres. fron,,nt
on Tug river for nearly two miles. II
Lawrence county. KY, opposite Webb
station on N. & W. r.. r. Fine river
bottom. creek ar hill lands, including
all mineral. Large amount easily
cleared and cultivatable. Title good.
Address FRED W. WALKER, Woods
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1918-02-22
DR.. A. Il. EDWARDS

Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat and fitting Of
glasses. Dr. Edwards spent three years
in the eye ear. nose and throat hos
pitfalls of Europe. In active practice
twenty years, Second National Bank
Building, Ashland. Kentucky.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1918-02-22

LoST:-Two steers: one year old
yellow and white, weight about 615 lbs /,
with short horns one pale red same
size and age. mrley. $500 reward for
location of each; also pay feed bill
Each has hole in left ear. BILL LIT
TIE, Webb, W. Va fb1b.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1918-02-22
REAL ESTATE
J. P. GARTIN, Louisa, Kv.
General Dealer.

1 buy and sell Real Estate of aa
kinds. Also. will handle property On
commission. II you want to buy or
sell town or country property. call OF
me.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1918-02-22

Cancer can be cured II treated in
time Then net wise and have me treat
you before It Is too late because posi-
lively can cure you. IL HUFF. II. /.
Box 81 Fort Gay, w, Va. fb22
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1918-02-22

on with your finger ana there you
arc : pain free and happy, with the
toe as smooth and corn-free as your
palm; "Gets-Itr Is the only safe
way IN the world TO treat corn or
callus ITS the sure way-the wav
that never fails. II lis tried and true
used ~ millions every year IT
always works. 'Gets-Ir' makeH cut-
ting and digging ~ corn and fuss
Ing with bandgges. salves or any
thing Use entirely unnecessary.
Geta-lt' IN sold by all druggists
Sentsl or Il VIII be sent direct by
o. Lawrence & CO.. Chicago. Ill
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-10-06
r OF AUTUMN.

The meadows are growing silent,
The leaves r turning saffron
hue;
There's many spots of nakedness,
Where once rank grasses grew.
Now the brooks seem melancholy
Sort of lonesome and sere;
There's a feeling of vague unrest
Floating through the atmosphere.
How We'll miss the fragrant flowers,
The pretty blossoms Oh the trees,
Pie songs of the happy sweet-voiced
birds,
And the buzzing of the busy bees.
Though there's a kind of inspiration
That comes to us, one and all,
When the ~scorching summer-heat is
stilled,
And the foliage begins to fall.
H. X. HAYNES.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-10-06
Amt Gwine ter Fight.

Two San Francisco negroes were
discussing the possibilities of being
drafted.
ooTain't gwine do 'em any good
to pick on me-" said Rastus sulklly.
"Ah certainly amt gwine do any
fightin'. All amt lost nothin ovah
in France. All amt got no quarrei
with anybody and Uncle Sam KANT
make me fight"
Jim pondered over this statement
for a moment. You right he SAID
at length. Uncle Sam KANT make
you fight. But he a take you
whar de fightin' is and after thai
you a USE YOU OWN JUDO
MENT."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-10-06
Good Reading for Sunday
"Pappy'' Was Under the Hay

James Wilson, Secretary of Agri.
culture, tells the following good
story:
About monday a farmer met a
boy struggling with a load of over
turned hay. Come home with me,
feed your horses, and eat your din
ner, and We'll come back and put
1t on the wagon,"s said the horney-
handed one.
I'm afraid Pappy might not like
1t, 'rejoined the bucolic youth. The
farmer urged and finally, although
still protesting that he was "~afeared
Pappy might not like it" the boy
unhitched and accepted the invita-
ton. An hour later they returned
to the scene.
Isn't this better than staying
here hungry and tired?" exclaimed
the farmer, as he tossed a forkful
of hay on the wagon. Yes, but
I'm afeard pappy might not likt it,
vas the r~ejoinder.
Where is your pappy anyhow
"Pappy, he's under the hay.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-10-06
Duffy Won.

An elderly Colonel. about to re-
tire was holding office hours for
the last time and four old offenders
We're brought in for punishment.
The Colonel looked them over
YEARLY and said:
I've been listening to your yarns
and excuses for the past three years
and | am tired of them all. If any
of you can think of something new
I'll let you off without punishment.
If you can't, I'll give you the limit
Il took just one drink and it
made me ill., began the first.
"Old stuff said the Colonel.
The second offenders alarm
clock had failed to work. There was
nothing new, and each vas given the
limit. & q
However. the C~olonel's eyes shone
at the approach of the fourth cul-
|prit, an lrishman.
BE original, Duffy. Tell me
omething new
You win.' said the Colonel. Cit
the sad news that We wuz goin' to
=
lave us it made me so down-heart-
ed Oh had to drown me sorrows i'll
drink"
you win said teh Colonel. Cit
out."-Pittsburg Telegram.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-10-06
Clean and Moral.

epistle:
Clean and Moral.
1T is cheering to know that,
while the American soldiers in
France and numbered among the
best fighters the world has ever pro-
duced, their condition as to morals
is far better than could have been
expected under the circumstances.
The testimony given by representa-
tives of the Red Cross, the Knights
of Columbus, the Y. NJ. G.. A, the
Salvation Army and all other war
service workers. is to the effect that
the American boys have not deterior-
ated since crossing the ocean,, and
that their health and morals are safe
guarded lover there" by the same
agencies that proved so effective at
home.
In times past soldiers and sailor
have usually become easy prey to
civilian harpies. Since America en-
tered the war, however, drastic reg
ulations have been imposed by var
and navy departments, and the war
service associations have seen to it
that clean and wholesome recreation
is provided for the men in the camps,
not forgetting to keep them supplied
with comforts and even luxuries.
This combination of army and navy
regulations and loving kindess has
been wonderfully effective in Danish
ing or destroying the temptations
usually found wherever there are
soldiers or sailors, and when the his
tory of the war of wars is written,
due credit will be given the public
officials and the private citizens who
have not only accomplished a great
work but set a precedent. The next
appeal of the war workers should
be generously answered"
Respectfully yours,
NJ. j. BURNS,
McGill, New.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-10-06
Too Easy.

Newlywed explaining poker)-
Now if you get a poor hand you
want to bluff, and If you get a good
hand you want to make a bluff that
you are bluffing. Now there are
two ways of bluffing one is to
bluff and the other is not to bluff.
If you're a regular buffer you can
often bluff by not bluffing and
Mrs. Newlywed-I see, John, but
that game is o rediculously easy!
Let's play checkers.-Boston Tran
script.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-10-06
Is Not a Question Why.

Il can't understand why the
prices of some commodities have
doubled" said Mr.. Dubwait.
."You are an ultimate consumer,
aren't YOU asked Mr.. Twobble.
OF course"
ut isn't intended for you to un-
Observation-Disclosures Herald.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-10-06

In his book, From Gallipoli to
Bagdad," William Ewing tells the
story of a burly Irishman brought in
to the field hospital suffering from
many wounds.
What are you" asked the doc
tor.
.Sure I'm half an Irishman.'
" And what's the other half?oo
"Holes and bandages. Pitts
burg Telegram.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-10-06
C. NOTICES
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department of the Interior, U. s.
Land office at Elko, Nevada, Sept.
14th, 1918.
Notice is hereby given that Robert
j. Truax, of Pennington county,
South Dakota. has filed in this office
his application to enter, under the
provisions of the Act of June 4th,
1897, $50 Stat, 36) the following
described land. viz:
VIZ sen of Section "a. Town
ship 26 North, Range SO East, Mt.
Diablo Base and Meridian.
Any and all persons claiming adj
versely the lands described or desir-
ing to object because OF the mineral
character of the land, or for any 9TH
er reason, to the disposal to appli-
cant, should file their affidavits OF
protest In this office. on or before the
t~wenty-sixth day Of October, 1918.
JOHN q. ROBBINS,
Register.
~ Sept. -. 1918.
~ on 1ora
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-10-06
Not Always Remunerative.

do you think it is right for a
wife to 90 through her husbands
pockets
Z don't know about its being
right, but l know from my W ex-
perience that it is often unavailing."
Baltimore American.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-10-06
His Worry.

Now Rastus," said the Captain,
don't you want to make your will
before you go over?"
"Will, nuthin' sah!" De only will
Use w~orryin' about, is will | come
back."-Boston Transcript.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-10-06
Taking Out The Kinks.

"Where're you going, Charlie?'
asked a friend of an old horseman
who had kept up with the pace of
civilization and bought an automo-
bile.
ooh, | am just out to let the crit
ter stretch her legs and take the
kinks out of the gasoline. INDIAN
apolis Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-10-06
Married Again.

II don't like to send out wedding
cards." said F1ubdub. You know
I married the day after | got my
DIVORCE"
II understand. Suppose you on
and let it go at charlottesville
Journal.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-10-06
He Had a Reason.

Wife-Really, John | think you
are one of the worst dressed men
in town.
Hubby-And you. my dear. are
one of the best dressed ONE That
accounts for it.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-10-06
Easily Taxed

81 see there is some talk of tax
ing our clothes"
Mine are so old that merely wear
ing them taxes them to the utmost"
Toledo Blade.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-10-06
His Object.

Lowbrow-I am going to buy a
restaurant.
Highbrow-Is there any money
in it?
Lowbrow-Nope, but there are
some fine waitresses.-Panther.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-10-06
WHY They Prefer Them.

"Why do they prefer single men
to married ones for the army"
Because they would rather have
those who do not know so much
about the horrors of war."-Balti-
more American.