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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-12-18
EnsrAm FnuND.

I0SgFTidGy nIg6ts Iady. 3 Gold wrist
watch, between 3. & o. station and
girls 6ormitory. E1gfn make, Swiss
movement; picture on crystal Finder
can 1861 and receive reward
12-17St4S56
LCST-On Maple Ave. or Pennsylvar
MIA Ave, bunch Of keys. Finder ~
turn TO 514 Ogden ave. Reward.
12.t6-2t4S4S
STOLEN or Gcctdentally PICKED up, q
suit case containing cloahinE ana
tools for cook IN restaurant. Dis
appeared Saturday morning on 5
O'Clock car coming from Fairmont 70
Clarksburg. $500 reward Il ret1rrne1
to Palace Restaurant, Weston. W. Va
1216-1t-4S5o
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-12-18

TAT Wonderful work IS growing
~ those two OF three children who
came to Captain o'Beirne's nur
y! want you to hear the crude
mill penc:Ied notes to Santa Claus.
Eateh Fam going to copy down here.
QUIZ 1ot know whether to laugh or
Dear Santa Claus: "My name is
larry Kantsll. Please, Santa Claus.
ring me table and a tub and wash
Is board and q little chair and little
apboard With dishes. l am staying
le Captain, with my sister and
5futheT. It is very evident that
us child has domestic instincts and
tosbc busy Immediately at the
woman tasks.
sal to take note that Mary is
Staying with the Captain!' That
lleans a lot. OF cours Mary supposes
bat everybody knows the Captain.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-12-18
Grain and Produce

CHICAGO. Dec. 1s.-Dimculties in
maintaining the government average
price on hogs here, $3.50, forced a de-
cfded break today In the value OF corn.
but prolt-E1aring by shorts operated
afterward as more than a counterbal
ance. Corn closed firm &c to 11sc mes
higher with January Sf.35H to 1855.
and May S1.35%. Oats finished
shade to SIC lower. and provisions
varying from 85c decline to SC ad-
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-12-18
Chat

Is there anything more appealing in
sll'tfe world than child who has no
to plan happy Christmas? Chill
\ are SC free from pose OF any sort
Q simple and so entirely sweet ami
spoiled tkat everybody wants to
e1er up sunbeans and take them in
large heaps to them! The babies at
the day rursury this morning were
planning GStfes Of all sorts The usual
pandemonium. existed. Some used up
surplus energy IN running up and down,
the room A few sa tin corners alb
sorbed in mysterious matters. Some
vailed for no reason whatever. Ono
baby vented to be held all the time
md there was only one mother for
tan The matron in charge, how
nderstood the situation perfect
ID 1ot for a moment did she be.
g Impatient By 10 o'clock she had.
81 face shining with cleanliness
ittle frock, however shabby or
wa5 clean and faster41 prop
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-12-18

FOR SALE-Af q sacrifice, NaTes
Millinery Business. Stock and
fixtures. Price and Particulars on
applications. Good reason for SELF
ing. Nayes Up-to-Date Millinery. PIKE
81 Shirnston. ". va. 12-5-.f-4406
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-12-18

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE-Forty
six acres good rolling limestone
land In Beaver county, Pa, 3 miles
from big steel town Of Midland. s
miles from Beaver, q miles from
Pittsburgh. Good ochard: apples.
peaches, pears, etc. 3 good springs
on land. 80 acres cleared, balance In
timber, but no house. Sale OF timber
would build ordinary farm house.
Place would make good home with fine
market for farm products. Owner mas
two places and would sell this on
easy terms, or exchange for good rent
al property, or would take large
truck in Al condition In trade for
farm. Address Box 2S2 Harrington,
W. Va 1217-2t4S55
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-12-18

t4AIVI44SsA 4IOIO u was VSpGC-
any fortunate in getting hold Of the
riginals9.
sDear Santa Claus: Iwant auto
green ane. and little stove and n
ttle dog nd little wagon Please.
nta b=.ng these to the day nursery
the Captain stays there My name is
Billy Kanish." The last is no doubt
added as reference. These youngsters
have already learned what the Cap
tain means to them. Read this.
Dear Santa Claus: IwouId like to
have q Es0ry book and don and a
roning board and a dashboard and a.
ub and q tEtle and taeset and set
tdtsheS and a stove and some clothes
9tns ana broom and little trunk
torneIIus."
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-12-18

FOR SALE-First-ctass snare drum;
for either band or orchestra; Phone
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-12-18
FOX SALE

Foa 1909 3 siGE@G0od IsSsI
farm IN Putnam county. Ohio, all
black land, in sugar beet and corn
belt Of Ohio. VIII exchange for good
residences property IN Fafromnt. See
o. II. Himelieh at Denham Furniture
Store 11-22-tf-41S1
FOR SALE-Mo6ern SIX room house
on Fourth street. South side. Bar
gain to quick buyer. Phone 1888.
ll-23-tS4f66
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-12-18

Written IN large sprawling hand
these notes take hold OF ones fmagln-
Sion and for a brief moment the
Thought comes unbidden-suppose my
itle girl or my little boy were left to
be care OF strangers at Xmas time.
Doesn't yodr heart go straight to your
roat at the mere, wee thought.
hoIced Instantly back-way back:
4fe IS very uncertain. One never
noVgs VIVA. tomorrow may bring, ard
think the sweetest knowledge that
eieEoIues: Is that gained through as.
sociatLon with genuine. big souled, un-
sellst father and mother hearts
Ehether actually parents or not. These
people work throughout the entire
NorId-sonewhere. somehow-against
every obstScle. Perhaps they have
been given troad sympathies Just for
tbs purpose. I sometimes become
con nce1 that for every suffering
ieIe there Is a compensation. These
waits are not going TO know a
70 antss nhappiness on Christmas
hat has all been planned.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-12-18

B Moore and Mrs. Polk Of
~ are going to take charge Of
la les q the nursery. These wo-
men lre going to provide q Santa
Claus and plenty Of real toys-aot
ma lfftss These blessed babies are
g5.n TO lave JOYS perhaps q little
tesier than those Of other children In
The city who have own fathers and
Mr.. Fatt Of the F}airmont
= Il has asked to have the Oroyilege
eseaEine the children with ten
turkey steamIng hot 31st from
! e oven. Mr. Eat S also going 70 fur
one-1nade IilsIn1 pudding. celery,
81 llta. There s going 70 be such
sxe emit Il. small nursery on.
IL S. q sceIll5el: Is those rooms,
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-12-18

rom s.ed pr a eles.
E5Ye fls.-.EIt
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-12-18

Here Fl another note Il was espec-
ally fortunate in getting hold Of the
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-12-18
FOR RENT

tOR LENI.-rurn3shed rooms Ior
light housekeeping; also sleeping
room. Apply 426 Main street.
The Denver Jewish news., 1918-12-12
\ JEWISH COMMUNITY AT BAR
CELONA.

Dr. A. II. Iahtutla. Professor Of He
brew Literature AT the Madrid INT
vcrsity has succeeded : in founding IL
Jewish community at larcclOna..
spain. lie says that the community
has been legally recognized by the
local authorities. and that he Is TAX
ing the necessary steps for obtaining
Government approval to the community
fishing in Madrid DR.. Yrhpla states
that IL Sephcr Torah has been Obtain-
cd from the CongTcsa of Bayonnc
in France. which was taken there by
the refugees from Smin. who fled
from tile tcrrors of the Peninsula i'll
14o2. He thinks the Sephcr originally
belonged to the Stirnsug OF Nittoria in
Northern Spain. because almost the
entire IIayOnne community was com
posed of those who escaped from that
town. lie adds the most interesting
fact. that even aS late MS the midGlc
of last century several of the Jewish
families in BuyOnnp still treasured the
TORN. 1t is such little touches ns these
that make the whole world Of Jcwry
kin. and point the wcll-nigh impos-
sibIIity of adequate justice ever being
done to the romance of Jewish his
tury--Tolrdu Esraelite.
The Denver Jewish news., 1918-12-12
SURRENDERS LEADERSHIP III
ZIONISTS
DR.. Alfred Stern. President Of the
Vienna Jewish Council Recognizes
the Zionist Majority "

DR. Alfred stern. President Of the
Jewish Community of Vienna has re-
signed his office in favor OF the Zion
lists. According to n special cable re-
cciyrd Icy the Jewish Morning J"urn-
The Denver Jewish news., 1918-12-12

,l Dr.. Stern states in his letter OF
resignation that the Iionists and
Jewish nationalists CONFUSE the ma
jority of the Vienna Community. and
they arc therefore entitled 10 have
control of the community administrn-
lion. This is necessary. he says. iii
order that unity shall prevail in tile
community. thing possible only If
the representatives of the ina jOrity are
placed at the head Of Jewish affairs.
ui stern was until reycutlv All ad.
The Denver Jewish news., 1918-12-12

hcrcnt of the ;issiniilutiUlist school.
Lately. however, he Joined the Zionist
movement and expressed deep regret
Tor his long and bitter opposition.
The Denver Jewish news., 1918-12-12
A GOOD RULE.

1t seems to me 10 ir Il SuOd rule
tu live each day for the day. II is
quite as much nS the wiscst of lis c;iii
manage cUmmUdiously. Indeed. nntrrc
lcctirn by giving even "nr single days
The Denver Jewish news., 1918-12-12

in enthusiastically minute installmcnts.
cnsionul retrospect and an intelligent
outlook are things TO bc neglected But
! do say. that at any given time, our
chief business il to manage the day
that we have. We may Srntimcntalizc
nbOdt the past. Or speculate about the
future, but always we deal only with
an ovcrflOwing prescnt.-Rcv. Joseph
Farrell.
The Denver Jewish news., 1918-12-12

Make good your w. $. $. pledge.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09

use of the roads while the armies need.
ed them. which was practically all the
time.
In the evening, after a long march,
we reached the town OF SuIppes. Here
our captain told us we would find nu-
merous frank-tireurs. We were or
dered to bivouac. instead Of being as
signed quarters, and all going into the
village were obliged to take guns and
cartridges with them. After a brief
rest we entered the village In search of
food. Dead civilians lay In the middle
OF the streets. They were citizens of
the village. We could not learn the
reason for their having been shot. The
only answer 20 our questions was a
shrug of the shoulder.
The village itself had not suffered
to any noticeable degree as far as
destruction OF buildings was concerned,
but never in the course of the war had
l seen more complete job of plumber
Ing than had been done in Suippes.
That we had to live and eat is true,
and as the inhabitants and merchants
had flown there was no opportunity to
pay for our necessities. Therefore we
simply entered store, put on stock
ngs, laundry, and left the old things.
hen went to another place. took what
syer food looked good TO us. and then
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09
Lives 200 Years!

Pew score than 200 years, Haarlsm OIL.
ns~ isalous national remedy ~ Holland,
Ass been recognized "a an iniallible relief
ts~n al forms n kidney and bladder diA.
s<sssfk IL vsfy age . proof that Il must
asse snasu4i mort.
n POS arc troubled with pains or aches
= The hack. feel tired in the morning,
sssslsrffe. Indigestion. Insomnia painful
~ sps ifeqeent paesAkc 81 urine. irritation
~ stDse N tbr bladder. yoa viii almost
.s<vfxtniy sad RELIEF ia GOLD MEDAL
a@asi - Oh Capsalcs. 1hia Is The good
~ fefeeflF that has k:oof the leat Tor
asfssifTsis ~ years. prepared IN the proper
yaxnlsiy and convenient form 10 take
b imported direct from Holland lab.
s~stofsns. and you can at il AZ any
fsaz store II = standard. Old tims
senrs remedy snd ssfds no introduction
y>ra capssir contains ons dose u five
trop~ and 4 pleasant aoi Easy 10 take
TIER Nilt quickly fctrye shos~ stifened
piais. thsi backache Rheumatism, lurn-
s~re, siafisa, sail stones. gravel. "hrick
9s-f re Your money promptly refund.
III Il thry 10 not relieve you BIT bs sure
~ gsg The genuine COLD MEDAL brand.
Ia h1xea. three sixes.--AdY.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09
HOW SHE REMEMBERED HIM
1such a Friendly Face" Said Woman
Of Man Whose Name She Had
Temporarily Forgotten.

1t is something to carry ones COM
mendation In ones face, as the poet
Coventry Patmore would have it.
At the Eurydice concert a few eve
nings ago a woman was attempting to
describe to her neighbor a man whose
personality had impressed her, though
she had forgotten his name.
you must know whom I mean," she
said. "That man with beard, who
has such friendly look"
''Oh. you'mean George Burnham, Jr,"
said the other.
"Yes, that's the mani"
"Such friendly lookw Could one
desire more endearing description
Which reminds me that when Hor-'
ace Greenwood and Mr.. Burnham
first met they were somewhat In
audibly introduced. (Why are intro
auctions usually inaudibleO
II didn't quite catch the name" said
Mr.. Burnham.
mfr. Greenwood" repeated the in
terlocutor.
ITO be surei" exclaimed Mr.. Burn
ham apologetically. 81 knew 1t was
some kind of wood"
"And l must confess that didn't
catch your name, either" said Mr..
Greenwood
"Burnham-George Durham"
"Oh, yesl / knew it was some kind
of ham."-Philadelphia Ledger.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09
RESENTED TRIBUTE TO DEFY
tefferson's Action In Tripoli Set Elk.
ample That Was Followed by All
Christian Nations.

The first treaty with Algiers, which
was negotiated during Washington's
administration, cost the United States,
for the ransom of American captives,
Sl,OOO,OO0, In addition to which an an
nuity was promised. In 1900 Presi-
dent Adams claimed that the United
States had to pay three times the trib-
ute imposed upon Sweden and Dem
mark. -.
But this temporizing policy only
made matters worse Captain Balm
bridge arrived in Algiers, bearing the
annual tribute for the dey In ma
tonal frigate, and the dey ordered
him to proceed to Constantinople to
deliver Algerian dispatches. English,
Frencs and Spanish ships of war have
done the same thing" said the dey ln-
solently, when cambridge and the
American consul demonstrated. "You
pay me tribute because you are my
slaves" replied the dey. who was play
Ing the role assumed in later years by
the kaiser. Jefferson had expressed
his detestation of the method hitherto
favored for pacifying these pests Of
commerce; and, availIng himself of the
present opportunity, he sent on Com
modore Dale with a squadron Of three
frigates and sloop of war 10 make a
naval demonstration on the Barbary
coast. The Barbary powers were for
q time overawed, and the United
States thus set the first example
among the Christian nations Of
making reprisals instead of ransom,
the rule of security against these ma
RAIDERS. Tripoli declared war against
the United States June 10. 1891.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09
Diesetic Habits.

Some people seem to think that 9
vegetarian Is a curiosity. A rough
calculation shows that the population
of the world. now estimated approx.
mately ut 1,600, 100000. is said to be
divided as to dietetic habits about as
follows: Strict vegetarians. 100000.
600; practically vegetarians. but eat
ing little fish OF flesh, 450,o00000;
eating meat about once a week Con
high days and holidays). 500.0O0000;
eating meat daily and sometimes more
than once day. 40o.o00.o00.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09
Apt Comnarirnn

Old English sections have a tradf-
tional reputation for wit. reaching os
far back as the grave digger in .sTIam-
let" One of this class stood listening
one day to a street preacher in the
market place. The preacher an I'M
educated man. attempted an oratorical
flight. MY brethren" he exclaimed.
III every field In the world was thrown
into one field. what a great field that
would be- "Ah," said the sexton, loud
enough to be heard. "and If every
jackass in the world was one jackass
what big jackass that 'ud be-"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09

gs&'c arrived home one evening with
tsauiiful silver mounted walking
stsek aud Der YOUNGER sister was anx.
ioas 10 know whenee Il came. But
xsnis would not ten. 50 the curious
sae asked her father 10 obtain the
information Tor her
4 founa f." Ilsic poaslngly said 20
ner fsihor floating ga The waves one
ear when mas bathing
ssns two days later Eisle's sister said
To Elsie. "Cone. tell uie What Is his
zzmer
-Nnme rcpe8icd Elsie hlanks
what 90 you meanf
4 mean. dear said Elsie's sister.
-tnzs last night / tried to make thst
ssses Of yours liaaf 10 the bath. and
wsll. drrllnx. Il sant r t
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09
CIVILIAN DEAD STREW STREETS OF FRENCH TOWNS AS
FOE SWEEPS ON TOWARD PARIS

syropsThe author Of these confessions
log 70 the OF the United
Belgium with the country Igno
OF their destination
soldiers the border
Ing their frontier Civansmen.
Zeppelns guns
Some German soldiers who tried
rebuked by their officers whom
The bridges
the French
slaughtered when.
their and surrender
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09
GIRLS! USE LEMONS
FOR SUNBURN, TAN
Try I'll Make this lemon lotion
to whIten your tanned or
freckled skin.

Squeeze the juice Of two lemons In.
10 bottle containing three ounces OF
esvhard White, shake wei. and you
Aase quarter pint Of The best freelsle.
sanburn aud tan lotion, and complex.
ssa shitener at very, very small cost.
Your grocer has the lemons aud any
srag store or toilet counter win supply
tszes onncez o. Orchard White for a
f~w censs. Massage this sweetly fra
rrant lotion Into the face. neck. arms
an1 hands and see how quickly the
frrckies. sunhnrn. wiudbnfn and tan
disappear and how clear. soff and
white tho skin becomes. Yeai II is
asrzaicaa. ADV.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09
On the Road to Success.

That young man Is wise who makes
. plan. organizes his ambition, and
makes each day contribute something
toward Its fulflment. Success often
seems delayed, but 1t is surely on the
way for those who are getting ready
for It, Over the desk Of the boy or
girl struggling with hard lessons that
may seem at the present quite useless,
let 1t be written In letters of gold:
Il viii study and get ready, and may
be my chance wiz come"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09

The lutte has vanished. It was one
of the Oldest Of instruments, and had
a beautiful vibrant tone somewhat like
that OF the harp. But It's size and com
plexity were against 1t. 1t had long
tail, and many strings, and while its
size Increased its power and range, 1t
also Increased its weight ard made 1t
cumbrous. The minstrel of today plays
on the mandolin, the guitar or the
banto-and the Lutte is forgotten
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09

proceeded TO n wine cellar, there to
seize as much as our hearts desired.
The men OF the ammunition column.
located In the village as wei as the
sanitary soldiers and cavalry by the
hundreds. searched the houses and took
whatever they liked best. The finest
and largest business places In Suippes
served very large rural district sur
rounding and therefore were stocked
up on almost everything. Within a
short time these places had been
cleaned out. The munition drivers
and train columns carried away old
pieces OF silk. ladies' dresses. linens.
shoes. dress goods and every other ar
sfcle imaginable. and stored them away
ia their ammunition cases. They took
children's and women's shoes, and
everything else they could lay their
hands upon. although many Of these
articles had TO be thrown away short
~ aftsrward. Later. when the field
post was developed and gave regular
service. many OF these things were sent
home.
a large chocolate factory was robbed
completely. and chocolate and candy
IL heaps were trampied in the ground.
Empty houses were broken into and
wrecked. wine cellars cleaned out and
windows smashed. the latter being
special pastime of the cavalrymen. As
we had to pass the night In the open.
we tried to find some quilts and en-
tered a grocery store and market
place. The store was partly demol-
ished. but the apartment upstairs was
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09
Barley Lonn Known 70 Man.

Barley was originally a wild grass
Of western Asia. 1t is believed to be
the most ancient cultivated vegetable
food Of mankind. Three varieties Of
the grain have been found In the pre-
historic lake dwellings Of Switzerland,
dating back to the Stone Age.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09
swift.Runnlna Animals.

The swiftest dog in the world, the
borzoi, or Russian wolfhound. has
made record runs that show 70 feet
IN a second, while the gazelle has
shown measured speed Of more than
20 feet second. which would give 1t
o speed Of 4,Jco feet In minute If the
pace could be kept up.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09
Almost Beyond Imanination.

Astronomers reckon that there are
at least 1,O000Oo.O00.0o0 suns in the
universe; and some of them are so far
distant that light starting from them
long before the earliest dawn of hui
man history has not yet had time to
reach US.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09

when children read y book TO them
selves the words do not ienye the same
isaprrssion upon their minds az when
i,ry hear them read aloud. When
sees~ one reads a hook 20 them they
lssrn bow 70 pronounce those words
shieh puzzled them: and II they do
ses know The meaning. It Is easy to
asa
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09

Ga rising sud retiring gently smear
sse face With Cuticura Ointment. Wash
g Ointment Ia I've minutes with Gu
urura Soap and hot water. For free
sample address ~cuticura. Dept. X.
Baaton.- Al druggists and by mall.
scsp Is. Ointment = and 50.---Adv.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09

Terrific r,iau1hter marks tho
opening Of the battle Of the
Marine, when the German hcrdes,
rushing forward so rapidly that
their supply lines are broken, are
caught In French trap. Tho
next instaIIment contains a vivid
story OF the opening Of this his
torlc battle
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09

-rhe company listened 70 his story
with beted breath.r
-of course: wasn't Il FISH story7"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09
cro BE CONTINUED


Reporter-Major Ball lis outside with
gun
Editor-Whars the matter?
Reporter-in the story about MIN
we printed that his life was full OF
bottles instead Of battles
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09
Out Of sloht.

When good-looking girl smiles at
a man he always forgets that he is
carrying his wife's picture ia bis
watch.-Cinclnnai Enquirer.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09

willie What's substitute. dad?
erabshEw Anything thai costs
nso~e than the real articie.--Life-
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09

-sfise oidbird keeps me guessing
s~xer know what she Is about"
~Oh she's about forty ave-
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09
WHO is
TO
BLAME

&sa asssifutn aife hoitieB You may ~,
s~fss sample aizc 81 Parcel Pest. also
<arnphief telling about II. Address Dr
kfssssr Co. Kinshsmtou. y r., and
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09

a nan Esay be hopeless Idiot. but
A h. seinlrrs q WOMAN yua can't con
ms~x her that he Is c-azx.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1918-08-09

srsgt Jliamy Wilde. iiywelght box
snE champion ~ the world. Tells this
vsr stof,
Az army chaplain came across a
hsEraKe coiemn with a wagon stuck
fast
-Men aee you're In difficulties" he
said Can ! be u any asslstancc7"
-res SIR exclaimed one OF the
drivers. ny making yourself scVco.
Tea see. We can't very wen say 10 the
aor~es what they'd understand while
sos;sfe ai,anf