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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26

beautiful and impressive was the
u service Tuesday night that united
Mrs. Anna z. Smith and William Eas-
ton in marriage at their new home.
1913 River street. the Rev. H. p
Bond. OF the Highland Park NJ E.
church. reading the ring service. AS
the bridal party entered the room
where the ceremony was performed.
Mrs. James Graham McNary played
the bridal chorus from Lehengrin.
and after the ceremony she played
Mendelssohn's wedding march. The
bridal couple were preceded by the
brides little daughter. Virginia
Smith. who strewed flowers before
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26
Awag.

Mr.. and Mrs Frank B. Hadlock IT..
and three children left Tuesday for
Boston. Mass They will be three
weeks on the wav- visiting several
cities en- route In Albany. n. y,
Mr.. Hadlock's sister, Mrs Florence
Skinner, will meet them In her car
and will accompany them to her home
in Boston. Thew will be away six
months
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26
Parties.

The quarterly party for the baby
division Of the Missionary society OF
Trinity II. E. church viii be held
Thursday i'm the church parlors from
$3.50 to 6 o'clock. The mite boxes will
be opened, games played and refresh
ments served. The division is for ba-
bies from birth 10 6 years Of age.
when they are promoted into the ju-
niors. The mite box fund is used
for kindergarten work in both home
and foreign missions. principally in
the mines in our own country.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26
Out OF Town Visitors.

Mrs. s T. Cross. OF 1913 wyoming
street, has as her house guests for
the sumner months. her uieces. Miss
Modena Miles and Miss Lorraine Miles.
OF Marshall. Tex
Capt. L. r. S. Ferguson. Of Camp
Cody. returned TO Deming Monday
after a weekend visit with Dr. and
Mrs. Fuller Swift. az the parish house
Of St Clements Episcopal church.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26
Ell Pasoans Returning.

Mrs. II. Z. Arnold. OF 81 Ramsey
apartments. has returned from a trip
10 New York.
Capt and Mrs. Jesse Beeson Hunt
returned yesterday from Indiana
where they have been visiting Capt
Hunts relatives. They viii remain
I'm the city a few DAYS, the guests Of
Mrs. Hunts parents. Mr.. and Mrs
Henry Pfaff, after which they will
20 to Waco where Capt. Hunt viii
inln his rarimanr
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26
about ElPasoans.

Mrs. Jack F. Baylor has received
word that her brother. Pvt. George E.
Hankins. has arrived safely in
France.
Mrs J. R. Kirwan. wife OF Lieut. j.
Ross Kirwan. Of the Fifth cavalry.
who has been seriously i'll, is improv-
Ing. and il is hoped by her friends
that she will soon be out again
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26

Enjoy Yourself This Evening.
Come this evening and hear Nine
Poor in vocal numbers from 700 to
800 and from 500 to 400. Then too.
from 900 to 1900 there is dancing in
he grill room There is no extra
charge for these features.
THE MODERN CAFE
Downstairs in the Mills Building.
Advertisement
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26

One OF FL Paso's leading retail
stores mot Department. offers a per-
manent position and good pay to COM
petent saleswoman. $500 per week
TO begin One who sDeaks Spanish
desired but not necessary. Common
sense. a neat appearance and pleas
ant disposition are necessary qualifi-
cations All applications viii be re-
Earded confidential
Address Retailer. care Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26

summer ANWAENAAoM n OF me nuuga
The biggest protection that you can
give the babies during this hot
weather IS TO see that thew are prop
erly fed. We carry at all times all
foods that are endorsed by the lead
inE medical men OF the country. II
you are interested in giving your
baby the best possible protection. we
viii be pleased to confer with you. or.
better still. have your doctor tell YOU
just which one OF the various foods
we carry that viii suit your baby.
scott White & CO., Druggists.
Roberts Banner Bldg. Mills Bldg
314 San Francisco St ADV.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26

Add Pleasure To Your Outing.
A Hawkeye Refrigerator Lunch
Basket is one Of the greatest acces-
sories ever conceived for the outing
trip. Depending on size. these viii
refrigerate p hours TO 50 hours.
F'eIdman's. 3OS san Antonio 81.
Special Attention to Out-of-Town
Orders--Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26

All midsummer hats at a small frac-
tIUn OF original selling price.
j. W. Hale, Exclusive Millinery,
4I6 North Oregon 81.
Out of High Rent District.
Better Values. Lower Prices-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26
AVOID LAST MINUTE WORRY

AVOID LAST MINUTE WORRY
When leaving FL PasO or on arrlv-
ing in FL Pas0, avoid the last minute
bother about your baggage When
leaving FL Paso just telephone $500
and your baggage will be attended to-
On arriving in El Paso. leave your
rage checks at our information
bureau at the Union Depot.
City Service Company.
Intrust Your Baggage to Us.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26

Furniture stored. packed and shipped.
Du Sang & Wellborn- Pm. 3999.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26
Footmear Comfort y Chndren

Our line OF comfortable summer
footwear FOR the children includes
Shutters and barefoot sandals as
well as shoes for dress occasions.
They are all cut on good sensible lasts
and give perfect comfort. With every
purchase of children's shoes, we give
premium. When the purchase
amounts 10 $3.50. a gun and Manual OF
Arms is given.
Send Us Your Mail Orders-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26

vantage Of the summer tea room at
the University Club where 1uncheons
are served daily. For wives Of mem
bers and their guests.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26

Large or small orders furnished on
short notice. delivered anywhere in
city Business Phone S35. Ranch
sS7J2-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26

II you have never had occasion to
wear glasses and your eyes pain you.
come and let our expert OPTION etrist
examine your eyes II you are wear
ing glasses and have not had your
eyes examined for some time and you
have headaches or dizzy feeling
have your eyes examined Since 1901
we have pleased FL Paso people.
Need Classes Ask SegalL
In The Middle OF The Block.
FL PasO Optical Co.
At los Texas. Between Oregon & Mesa
Advertisement.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26

play this week some very attractive
pictures tinted in water color. Sure
10 please the gentlemen friends Don't
fail to see them. Moorehead Blk,
Oregon St ADV.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26
Nd sTUART sTUDIO - II {

AhE STUART sLluAu mas on dis
play this week some very attractive
pictures tinted in water color. Sure
to please the gentlemen friends. Don't
fail TO see them AIoorehead Blk.
Oregon St-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26

Wives OF University Club members
doing war stamp work downtown are
finding the club tea room cool rest
full place to have luncheon Fifty
ceuts-Adv
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26
SAYS WOMEN FEAR SUNSHINE

Too many regard the enemies
rather than their best friends Western golf champion
recently a
have been playing g almost daily for 10 years and make it rule to
scalp in excellent condition and have also found fine preparation called
QBan Hair Color Restore which ugly tk
tanning 1t dark natural color combination
A recent laoogalh Of The fair collier beans a.-.-Aa-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26

p ElNcHunE1e ErIHonerN.
The Hague, Holland, June 26.-It Is
learned from an authoritative source
that indications point TO the reaching
OF an agreement by the AnElo-German
on exchange Of prisoners.
Buy your coal nsu-ft.s cheaper
Heid Bros. unc.). Phone s5.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-26

s14 san Francisco St. ADV.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
Obituary

On the evening of October A. 1918.
the death angel entered the home Of
Mr.. and Mrs. John Kelly and claimed
their infant son, Noble Morrison. age
four months. He wss laid to rest in
Mt Carmel (Union) cemetery, there to
await the resurrection morn.
All that love and skill could DO was
done for the little blossom that bloomed
to fade so early. but death was inevita-
BILE. He was but sunbeam sent from
God to brighten the life and home only
for a little while and then to be safely
gathered up in the arms of Jesus.
"When He cometh to make up His
jewels He will gather all the pure ones,
all the bright ones as gems for His
Kingdom"
May God be with the bereaved ones
in this hour of trial and help them to
say THE Lords will be done," and
nay his sweet baby life be as a shining
light ever before them. for is not heaven
far brighter and richer to you now when
you have a little darling waiting and
watching at the gates of that beautiful
city and reckoning for papa. mama.
sis err and brother to come?
Rejoice in the thought that though
he cannot come back to you, you can
go to him.
How sweet for q young life to. be
given back to God IN its purity and in
nocence.
God needed one more angel,
Amidst his shining band,
And so he bent with loving smile.
And clasped our darling's hand.
A FRIEND
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
HUT SERVICE PROVIDED
FOR men in BRITAIN
Knights of Columbus Establish Ha.
Vens for Soldiers In England

London.-The Knights of Columbus
in Great Britain are making remark
able progress in their efforts to pro
vide facilities that will enable men
in the United States forces overseas
to enjoy such social entertainment
as will help to brighten the routine
of military and naval life. Up to the
present writing, they have establish,
ed clubs at the following posts: zee
Edgware Road, London; Market
Drayton, Littlehampton, and Inver-
ness. Temporary structures have
been erected in many of the larger
camps, which are to be replaced
shortly by substantial huts.
To date 1000 secretaries have been
called for, and The response is bring.
ing splendid men of high principles
and ready sympathies. Each man Is
over thirty-five years of age and has
placed himself Internationally at the
service of the organization, to what.
ever post of danger or hardship he
may be called
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18

One Of this sections best known and
well liked colored citizens was called in
death last Thursday afternoon when
Peter Higgason died at his place of bus
mess on the square. He had been a
barber here since reconstruction days
and had barbered for the highest and
the lowest in the country's esteem. He
had lived on his little farm near, town all
these years and had always been count
ed on as one who did his duty. He
worked faithfully at his trade and paid
his debts. and he was one of the kind
of colored citizens the community can
least afford to give up. He was past
three score years of age and was seem.
ing well enough until a short while be-
fore his death.
WANTED ECO cords ash, poplar, 8
inches and up. TT. 9 inches long; will
pay $3.50 per cord delivered. +, fl.
Llgntf0ot. II
An embargo on the movement of cot
ton by the railroads for ten days past
has been an excuse by the 4 lis and
factors for putting the price down, as
far as S25 to $50 per bale below the
level of & month ago. A good sugges-
ton has been made in many parts of
the country, for all gins to shut down
for time and so keep the cotton off
the mar ket during this depressed price
season. Such action would keep the
staple in the hands of the farmers and
would have wonderfully healthful eff
feet on the profteers. Many local mar
kets like SomervlIe have quit buying
altogether. the local buyers being IN
able to sell what they buy, but here The
buyers have continued to take what was
offered, in spite Of the market condi-
tions, and to pay all the staple was
worth on the market.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
WHEN HER BACK ACHES
A Woman Finds All Energy and
Ambition Slipping Away

Somerville women know how the ach-
es and pains that often come when the
kidneys fail make life burden. Back
ache. hip pains. headaches, dizzy spells.
distressing urinary troubles, are fire.
quent indications of weak kidneys and
should be checked in time. Doan's Kid
ney Pills are for the kidneys only,
They attack kidney diseases by striking
at the cause. Here's proof of their
merit in a Somerville woman's words:
Mrs. W. j. Harvey, N. Covington
St., says: II have been subject to
kidney trouble ever since childhood. l
have suffered lot from pains through
the center of my back and it would be
hard for me to get through with my
homework. ! had q singing sensation
in my hands and arms, my blood didn't
circulate and | would have shortness
Of breath. My kidneys didn't act right
at these times, either. | was advised
to try Doan's Kidney Pills, got box
and began using them. / was COM
pletely cured and highly recommend
this medicine"
Price Coo, at all dealers. Don't sim-
ply ask for a!kidney remedy--get Doan's
Kidney Pills-.the same that Mrs. Har-
vey had. Foster Milburn Co., Mfgrs.,
Buffalo, N. Y.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion sof the ear There Is
only one way to cure catarrhal deafness,
and that is by a constitutional remedy.
Catarrhal Deafness is caused by an In
famed condition OF the mucous lining of
the Eustachian Tube. When this tube lie
inflamed you have a, rumbling sound or Inn
perfect hearing, and when It is entirely
closed, Deafness is the result. Unless the
Inflammation can be reduced and this tube
restored to its normal condition. hearing
will be destroyed forever, Many cases OF
deafness are caused by catarrh which Is
an infamed condition of the mucous sur
faces. Halls Catarrh Medicine acts thru
the blood on the mucous surfaces of the
system.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case OF Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
be cured by Halls Catarrh Medicine. Cir
culars free. All Druggists. 7bc.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. o.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
LOCAL AND PERSONAL

Miss Lillian Henley of Memphi;
made a short visit here last week.
For SALE ! good Jersey mileh COW
giving milk WIN sell cheap. Blake
Stainbsek. 1913
Miss Gladys HENLEY Of Memphis has
been spending several days recently
here the guest of Mrs. j. P. Bowers
The Falcon pleases its readers and
pays its advertisers
For SALE 200 head of goats at $500.
Apply to w. F. Feathers, Warren,
Tenn.
Charles Ii Scott, of Memphis, spent
last Sunday with his daughter, Mrs. S.
S. Wolfe and family.
1t will certainly be to your interest to
place your fire insurance with E. A.
Maddox advt. If.
Rev. j, t. Rothrock, of Memphis,
was in Somervile Wednesday looking
after business and renewing cid &C.
quaintances here.
For SALE $50 bushels of Red May
seed wheat at $3.50 per bushel. Apply
to- W. H. Cooke. Galloway, Tenn. If
Louis Lipsky of Lipsky Brothers has
been confined at his home for week, a
victim of Spanish Influenza, but is said
to be improving now,
WANTED Bring all your scrap Iron
Junk and chickens to the Ice House and
get the best price. F. H. Lightfoot. If
Mrs. C. L. Dickinson spent few
days this week in Memphis with her
son, Louis. who was thru that city be-
ing transferred from Camp Pike to an
Eastern camp.
For SALa-14 good ewes and pure
bred Southdown buck. Avyly to A.
P. Winfrey, r, F. D. /, Somerville. $3.50
Corporal Sol Lipsky who is stationed
at Camp Mills on Lorg Island, came
south few days ago on special detail
and spent two days here guest of bis
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. H. W. Lipsky,
For SALE-A new Oakland Touring
car. Apply TO W. Fl. Hughes. tt
His parents, Mr.. and Mrs. H. W.
Lipsky, have just learned that their
son, Eugene, has been transferred from
Syracuse New York. to Camp Mills. Long
Island, and assigned to the Medical
Corps.
WANTEn-sno cords black elm, cotton
wood, gum, red and white oak; will pay
SIS per cord delivered. F. H. Light
foot. II.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
TOTAL WAR COSTS

The war is costing the United States
government $4,000. 100000 a year.
The actual expenditures for july were
S1,5OS, 2S2, $50. This is at the rate Of
$50 .O0O, 900 day, or more than $4,000
600 an hour. To make II simpler and
more emphatic, we can say the costs
are $4,000 minute, or 1855 a second.
Rut the success of our boys in France
is well worth it. Let's keep them go
ing by investing in Liberty Bonds Of
the Fourth Loan.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18

headaches disappeared. gained in
weight and feel fine, so | can honestly
recommend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound to any woman who is
suffering as was. - Mrs. ADELINE B.
LYNCH, 100 Plain St, Providence, r. l.
Backache and nervousness are syInp-
toms or natures warnings, which in
dicate functional disturbance or an
unhealthy condition which often devel-
ops into a more serious ailment.
Women in this condition should not
continue to drag along without help, but
profit by Mrs. Lynch's experience, and
try this famous ROOF and herb remedy,
lydia z. pinEham's Vegetable Com
pound-and for special advice write TO
Lydia E. Pinkham Med Co, Lynn, Mass.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
LIBERTY LOAN WISDOM

God Be With Our Boys Tonight"
Sounds lovely and is true,
But when you pray DIG UP AND
PAY!
Just go and buy a BOND today
And you'll be with them, too!
Who steals my purse steals trash in.
deed
II in my purse, all gone to seed,
Remain the dollars should pay
To buy Liberty Bond today!
WILLIAM y. KIRK.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
SELFlSHLY UNSELFISH

We're being very unselfish when we
deprive ourselves of pleasures and
amusements and non-essentials and
buy Liberty Bonds. Yes, all very truR,
but we're being mighty selfish, too!
For we're saving money for our own
precious selves which will draw inter
est which will be paid regularly and
which, as at last we all realize, is a
mighty good thing to do, and we
realize, too. we're getting the safest in-
vestment in the world
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
Carelessness Results in Failure

That is why we say Feed B. A.
Thomas Hog Powder according to di
reactions. DO NOT FEEDIT SLOP.
Ply, but mix it with just enough water
and ground feed to make a crumbly
mass. Then each hog gets a beneficial
dose. See full directions on package.
Your money back il you are not salts
fed.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18

are troublesome to cure. Get bot
tie of Farris' Healing Remedy costs
Soc it at home. Heals rapidly.
A sore never matters where this rene
dy is used, We sell it on the money
back plan.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
For Sale

Some young Duroc sows, heavy with
pig, and a lot of young shoates, some
good bears ready for service, also
few young mares in foal. 10 order to
reduce our stock will sell at low price
AT Alexander VESSEL Farm. One
mile east of Somerville. See E. II.
Buchanan. farm mgr, phone 26 l0-1l
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
BATTLE CRY OF FREEDOM

Abraham lincoln said: "All you
have to do is to keep the faith, to re-
main steadfast to the right, to stand
by your banner. Nothing should lead
YOU to leave your guns. Stand togeth-
en- .eady. with match in hand. Chi
cago. March l. 1859.
The match in your hand that will
fire a gun against autoeracy is p Lib
erty Bond.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
Bronchial Trouble

Mrs. A. E. Sidenberder, Rotkfeld.
Ind. states: For an attacks of bron-
chial trouble trouble which usually as
sails me in the apring .fnl Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy the only thing
that gives me relief. After using it
for few days all signs of bronchial
trouble disa ppears.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
WE BUY
OLD FALSE TEETH

We pay from S2 co to $500 per set
fhroken or not). We also pay actual
value for Diamonds. old Gold. Silver and
Bridge work. Send at once by parcel.
post and receive cash nv return matt
MAZER'S TOOTH SPECIALITY
Dep. \. 2oo7 5. Stk s.. Philadelphia, p
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
LEMON JUICE is
FRECKLE REMOVER

Girlsl Make This Cheap Beauty Lotion
to Clear and Whiten Your Face.
Squeeze the juice Of two lemons in.
to hottie containing three ounces OF
orchard white shake well and you
have q quarter pint of the best freckle
and tan lotion and complexion beauti-
fer at very very small cost
Your grocer has the lemons and any
drug store or toilet counter will supply
three ounces .of orchard white for a
few cents Massage this swectly fra
grant lotion into the face, neck, arms
and hands each day and see how freck-
les and blemishes disappear and how
clear. soft and white the skin becomes.
Yes! 1t is harmless If
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
A Beautiful Wo man

Do you know that beautiful wo-
man always has a good digestion? Ii
your digestion is faulty. eat lightly Of
meats. and take an occasional dose o.
Chsmterlain's Tablets to strengthen
y0ar digestion. Price 2sc.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18

a { u e B, m pa c X
ached all the time.
/ was tired and had
no ambition for any
thing. ! had taken
a number Of medi-
cines which did me
no good. One day
| read about Lydia
K. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compoundand
what it had done for
women, so | tried
it. My nervousness
.~.l kaolyoabo a2l
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
TIRED, Nervous
HOUSEWIFE
TOOK v|NOL
Now She is Strong and Well

Berkeley, Gait was nervous,
irritable, no appetite, could not sleep,
and was always tired, so my house
work was a great effort. After many
other medicines had failed VinoI
built ne up and made me strong. I
have a coed appetite and sleep well.
Every nervous. weak, ailing woman
should try it."-Mrs. N. Edmunds,
aIo7 Dwight Way, Berkeley, Cal.
We ask every nervous, weak, run
down, ailing woman in this town to
try this cod liver and iron tonic on
our guarantee to return their money
if it fails to help then.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
Groves TasteIess chlII TOnle

restores vitality and energy by purifying and en-
riching the blood You can soon feel its Strength
ching. Invisorating Effect Price SOC.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-10-18
HOW TO AVOID
BACKACHE and
NERVOUSNESS
Told by Mrs. Lynch From
Own Experience.

Providence, r. I.-"I was all run
down in health, was nervous, had head
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-31
entertaining tholaudience that 10 listen
ing to him whip the kaiser.

entertaining tholaudienee that 10 listen
ing to him whip the kaiser.
Funny how fate arranges things. II
the husband is economical. the vile Is
cxtravagant, and if the wife is eco
nomical, the husband is e%xtravagant,
Why does a musician imagine that he
has to look like a damfool1 The best
musician We ever met doesn't dress
like a freak and he gets his hair cut
regularly.
II is a mighty good thing for the
sex that women do not have to depend
on their elbows and knees TO attract the
malo sex.
1t is a good thing TO remember that
the only person who is going TO lose
any sleep worrying over you Is your
Mother. y
Why is 1t that the fellow who is
about as useful around the office as a
1905 calendar is the same fellow who
imagincs that the office would have to
close it he wasn't therc'
hut, strange as il may seem, the wal
time diet does not seem to affect the
Corn Fed girls. A Corn Fed doesn't
eat much. anyway. There is something
in her makeup that Just naturally makes
her develop curves and wobbles no
matter how much she diets.
W. talked to a Princess for five min
utes the other day. And she said:
I thought I'd die" only twenty
nine times during the five minutes.