The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1918-06-13

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be dangerous. Better make it one or
the other, gentlemen.
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Ordinarily we don't take much stock
in insanity pleas, but a girl who could
fall in love with an old man whose
conversational capital consisted of
spavins, bots, horse collie, mango and
poll evil, as Grace Lusk did, must have
been little bit off.
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The press agents have story out
now that Fatty Arbuckle's stomach is
like Charlie Chaplin's mustache-it
isn't real, but is taken off after work.
ing hours and kept in the property
room along with the other articles of
camoufage. Are we to be disillusion-
ed next by the news that Doug Fair
banks has false teeth and that he
climbs up church steeples with the
aid of a rope,
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An Irishman joined the navy, and
before he had a chance to undergo
training and instruction he was as
signed to vacancy in a crew that
was experienced and had made many
voyages. No sooner had Pat joined
the crew than they started for France.
Out in the middle of the great ocean
their ship was torpedoed and began to
sink. Pat observed that all his mates
were grabbing life preservers and
jumping overheard. He scratched his
head and pondered for few seconds
and then said: "Begorrah, all me part
iers are grabbing souvenirs and going :
'verboard and Oi'll do the same" So
lie grabbed big piece of iron and :
capped from the ship into the briny :
eep.
A teacher had ordered her pupils to
raw war picture, from their own :
A half hour later the
eacher picked up a little girls tab
It and didn't find a picture on it. :
Why didn't you try to draw a pic :
Ire?" the teacher asked. "Please, s
'acher," replied the little girl, 81 did :
raw picture. It's long line of e
wagons at the front, but =
III can't see them cause they are =
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The American in England affords :
use for much perplexity and as =
nishment of his English kinsmen.
Yankee soldier was being shown
er an old church wherein hundreds
people were buried "A great many
ople sleep between these walls"
id the guide, indicating the inscrip-
uncovered floor with a sweep of his
nd "So?" said the Sammy. "Same
" over in our country. Why don't
u get more interesting preacher"
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Ingersoll to women: at takes
ndred men to make an encampment,
one woman can make a home.
, only admire woman as the most
lutiful object ever created, but l
erence her as the redeeming glory
the sanctuary of all the
tues, the pledge of all perfect quail
of heart and head. 1t is not just
right to lay the sins of men at
feet of women. 1t is because wom-
are much better than men that
ir faults are considered greater. A
rs desire is the foundation of his
:, but woman's desire is born of
love. The one thing in this world
is constant, the one peak that
S above all clouds, the one window
which the light forever burns, the
star that darkness cannot quench,
'oman's love. 1t rises to the great
tbs. 1t forgives the most cruel
ries. 1t is perennial of life and
VS. in every climate. Neither cold
nor neglect, harshness nor cru
can extinguish it. A woman's
is the perfume of the heart. This
e real love that subdues the earth;
love that has wrought all miracles
TT; that gives us music all the way
1 the cradle song to the grand
ng symphony that bears the soul
Y on wings of fire. A love that is
ter than power, sweeter than life
stronger than death"