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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20
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hccn Too freely used for the spread
uf German Idraa nrH gc,r,,, ,t,,.
.a,. rc p..,.. ,-,.,-
.
'''F '' '"'d mat II is
'h'd''h Z" take our spite out on
such on irrsspohstble thine, a. a
language. put the fnrtIsi, moi, ~.
Imam. u..,,n
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uohH 1t conveys
\ grct' deal OF the present oppo.i
tion a., IA. s,Y,v -, c..... -. =,
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"''''o"''u 'o inc
Jaw ''"' W many coseS the teachers
OF ihls study have been and are even
vet tho rankcst klna n, ,ro,,coo,
l.r, ana novo so,,.,,, .,..,n.
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''' ~ ''''S ot inc" Pup'l7 TO
'"e s'ory OF PruSsienlam at the eX-
pe"Se OF Amerlcanism. The reyul-
A'oh Against the language has been
a ha'ura' ontEro"th OF patriotic
terVor' Notwithstanding that the Ian
suaeo has nothing essentially TO do
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20
The Daily Horoscope
Saturday, April 20, 1918.
"The stars incline. but do not compel"
Copyright, 1918, by the Mcclure
Newspiper Syndicate.

This Is not n lucky day. accord
ing to the reading OF the stars. al
though the sun is in benefic aspect
Mars and Uranus rule strongly for
evil
Il is held that under this planetary
direction there may be heavy losses
in battle, which will cause much
criticism and dissatisfaction based
on wrong premises.
Uranus is In place making for
distorted Judgment, slander directed
at public men and much misrepre-
sontation
This planet also indicates great
political activity which will bring
about many changes In congress
The sun gives promise OF success
FOR those who hespeak financial or
political support under this govern
mcnt OF tho stars, but IN this there
will be involved removals from high
offices.
There is a sign read as prognos-
tlcatlng the uucovering Of much
graft and proriteering. national scan
dals and unexpected developments
that will result IN benefits
This sICn seems 10 indicate allen
or government affairs.
Warning is given that England
has q most sinister augurv for tho
summer affecting tho king and
queen, tho cabinet and the army. A
grave crisis m the government ap-
pears 90 be foreshadowtd
Treachcry ON the part Of for
cign power is prcsaEcd for England.
\ death In the royal family is fore
told
warning is given TO prepare wise
ly for the summer June has the
most sinister indications and may
no discouraging for the United
states as well as Canada
Persons whose birthdAte IL is
probably Will travel and change
during tho year. II is wise 10 attend
to established business and not TO
seek new ventures
Children born on this dnv may be
hard to suit. restless and unsuCCe $50
full However, these children who
combine Aries and Taurus traits may
be trained TO great achievements.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20
Men Who Came Back

by SERGT. w III, DUCKwORTH.
(SlNth Canadian Infantry Regiment
! was sent home on sick leave last
July, and / cannot forget the boys
over there and what hardships they
endure while we are living in COM
Tort and liberty. | am now serving In
tho British Canadian Recrulting
mission, and ! hope II will not have
to be said that great numbers OF
Canadians and British are slackers
In this great fight, slackers now
when men are needed 30 much.
went into tho Vimy Ridge fight
with the 29th battalion Of the duke
OF ConnauEhts own regiment and
there we gave the Germans some
OF their own medicine. Several
hours before we went over the Brit
ish sent into the German lines volley
after yolley Of aus shells. They
had set the example and driven US
TO the use OF gas.
The Huns must have had fear
ful time OF 1t while our guns were
pounding their entertainments pre-
ceding the attack. Their trenches
we're practically obliterated. How
many mon literally were buried alive
by the creation OF shell craters and
the demolition OF the trenches Will
| never, be known
These shells did their work well
| that time, At the top Of the Ridge
/ encountered a Hun dugout. Seated
| In the opening OF this dugout was n
| German infantryman, his rifle nt
guard, and in position TO make "a
bayonet thrust. l gave him II re
sounding KICK, grabbed hold OF his
coat collar and told him to come
along The German never moved.
| lie was dead, The fumes from our
gas shells had asphyNiated him
The treacherous treatment our
men received at the hands OF the
Germans under all conditions have
made us suspicious OF them all. but
In the main we bear In mind that
we are fighting for Il principle and
not for reprisals Nevertheless. thcV
| have forfeited our faith in them and
| II has reacted upon them.
remember one instance when a
member of ar Irish regiment poked
his head through the door OF a clp-
tured German dugout and ask ell
how many men there were not yet
wounded Ten" came the reply I'm
broken English. Then share this
among YOU" shouted the Irish
trooper as he hurled II bomb into tho
dugout
You NAV depend upon II when
our men arc driven to such practice
II is well deserved
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20

"Grt up, get ny, YOU lazy folks,
I'm shining In. the sky
Awake, awake, your hroNNfast take,
Before the noon In nigh
No time for lazy folks 4 thA
So don lie Htill and blink and blink,
Hut jump up with "A laugh ana smile
And sing little all the while
So up jumped niIIy Bunny from
his bed uf leaves where he had slept
all night as I told you In the last
story. and after hc had cumbcd his
fur with a little chip and busted or
his knapWck. opened II and took ont
his breakfast And what do YOU sup
pose he had WrI. first ne ate some
ulyc fresh lettuce leaves. with pow
dorcd sugar carrots, and then piece
~ apple pie, and when kind Mrs
Quail saw what a nic1 breakfast he
had, she said
= like Iife. Mr. william Bunny"
Now the reason the little rabbit had
not offered hcr some was because he
hadn't seen her You soc she had
gone 10 sleep ON the other side OF
the bush "Ierc ig sowo pie. said
Uilly Nunny. and he gave her biz
piece and some cracker crumbs and
some blrdscod and then drink Of
lemon soda. and after that Mrs
Quail didn't tocl DIT hungry and
neither did the little rabbit
And after that he bucklcd on hts
kuap-nck ana started or to find his
dear Uncle Lucky but first he
thanked Mrs Qutil tor hcr Kindness
Iu letting him sleep under her bush
Nl night and part ut the early
morning
We'll sir that little rabbit hdrp"d
along UImost all day. aud still hr ala
not reach his Cucjc lucky's house
II wonder II have lost the WIy''
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20
Ripping Rhymes
The Profiteer.
BY WAIT MASON

] hope the end Of war ~ nearing:
and when the peace bells chime, the
men enriched by profiteerlng viii
have n heaEtiy time Just now, in
All tho hurry burly they may put
things across by proflteering late
and early, stack up a lot OF dross.
Just now they may ho undecided.
We have 80 much ON hand, with
countless problems unexpected TO
solve and understand. We are so
busy chasing traitors, upehrthlnE
evil spies we're wearing out our
sunday CATERS, and skip the cheaper
guys But soon or late theyll an be
spotted, no man can be exempt and
theyll he beaten down and sWatted
by honest mems contempt The
open Zoe may be forgiven but par
don thcr'll be none Tor him whose
bargains all were driven To- help out
Number one. We may forgive tho
spy whose ldbOrs were by his King
ordained, tho work OF one who bilks
his neighbors cHn never be cN-
planned, when war IL done. and
clouds have lifted, and Mars has
sunk TO sleep. we'll see that all the
goats are slfted and sorted from tho
sheep. Then happier the ragged
pauper. without a coin in hand, than
any man who thought 1t proper to
cheat his native land
copyright by George Matthew Adams
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20
Everyday Wisdom
Baggage Men.
Ry DON HEROLD

baggage mon all seem mismatcd
10 their profession. They seem pctu-
liant and aggravated to think they
have to handle baggage. They eocm
to hate baggage and to be set on rid
ding the world Of II They get into
a frenzy every time they get into tho
presence OF n trunk.
Now there must he men some
where who would like to handle
baggage. who would find the work
quite consenial, and IT seems wrong
to have all the baggage haters In the
baggage business when thev ought
10 be som mewhere else and all the
baggage lovers somewhere else,
. This Is great argument for sond-
ing ones child to consulting psy-
cologist before profession IL
chosen for him. or perhaps TO a
phrenologist There are bumps on
the human bean (certainly there
must be) to indicate whether n enid
should be 3 ConfectiOner or violin
ist or a baggage man. And II the
child should be yiolinist, 1t Is GER
tainly "A mistake to have him 30 INTO
baggage handling where he will be
unhappy and nervous and destruc-
tive all his days,
Barraee handling calls for an
evenness OF temperament and love
for mighty. vet tender cNeruons.
Young people with SAMMY hfngy
bustv, brcaky dispositions should not
20 onto baggage. They should be
come pianists perhaps like iader-
ewskl. or pueilists. or house wreck
crs
with tho advance OF vocational
psychology and the spread OF It's
prccepts, children will not have To
70 into professions they hate.
hundred years from now the bag
CAGES profession will me happier
llt Ana so Will We baggage senders.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20
CHAPTER NLVII

-Nh~ 49,
The decorations had all beer
planned before Mrs. Sexton left q,
hll ! had TO do was 10 carry ouI
the directions OF course they uusi
harmonize with the costumes. 40
used my Dresden china dinner set.
ana the flowers were tiny field flow
ers and delicate ferns. tied and
punched with Dresden ribbons The
erect was very dainty, and also very
fetching
1T sure do look like a young girls
party Mrs Howard" Mary declared.
them poslcs Is that sweet and
purity"
The effect is very good " James
said, after looking the table over
critically This from James was
very great praise, ns he had not been
,Onsulted
was so excited I could neither
SIT down nor lie down as Mary and
also Celeste urged. Hut finally /
wont up stairs and commenced to
dress. / was parity dressed when
George came in
"Will this do?" he aspcd. and
showed me a wonderful suit OF wine
colored velvet with fine laces for
neck ana wrists. Then he produced
"a dazzling pair OF buckles for his
shoes
You will be the best looking man
AT tpe dinner" ! cried jumping up.
and paying no attention to Celeste,
VINO was doing my hair, gave him
a quick little kiss and then ran back
TO my chair.
An Affablc Mood.
was little frightened at my
'emerity az l always was when |
proffered u caress. but his affablc
mood OF the morning stilI continued
and he said nothing.
When was dressed In nv quaint
Dolly Warden costume. | ran In to
him to be admired,
You look very sweet" he said.
and sent me away happy, because OF
the tone with which he had voiced
his approval.
lie had not seengthe dining room.
and | waited 10 show II TO him be
fore our guests should arrive. hut
when he came down. he was so re
splendcnt IN his white wig and
patches that | was almost afraid Of
him. Hut hiding all such feelings
| made him a low courtesy sweep
ing out my skirts to their full eK-
tent; and said with mock humility:
''lf you viii give me your arm,
Sir knight"
He offered It with n smile. and
so VIC went. arm in arm, into the
dining room | dreaded his Criti-
cIsms. Although knew II was well
done. 81
VERY good, indeed, dear am
glad you decided 20 have something
simple and appropriate for your
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20

A writer In the New York Mail
has found new aspect OF the
feminine question. lie says that wo-
men fill unique part IN the scheme
of things In that they lend 'piq-
uancy" 70 an otherwise commonplace
lfe,- There is no kind Of calculn.
ton 10 he made without taking
them into consideration, and vet no
calculation based on them b. Ger
tainty. when she gets so she can
be reduced 10 terms ~ mathemat.
ics or logic, she ceases to be charm
Ing
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20

~ ''''H'N man thl.7 NtI H''lt"
''''pa Dutch Cleaners"
Among tho uon-csaou lIs We have
.h NINA SOME of tho 1l.p.r,Hr men
3" 'h' SpEernmeut tcr,IDr
speaking Of iockcying for pos.
ton, look at the different interrs Js
involved m tho kubeokn case.
y seems as n tho Public Service
corporation ought 90 once in u whine
captain to the public why Tho WurI
Is delayed.
We have an idea tho' q llEy bond
will shoot farther und more tIfr..
uN"ly than Germany long distance
gun
We hn,c often wondered w.. 100
many candidate ihIr. f necessary
to announce that ,f elected tu.s Nli
vigorously ruturu" uI pN.
The press agents ,.rm u have
Overlooked Cuurrf. f.#uNu l.n Mo-.
Clintic. so D., f.I nrr.'I .na
crno, W,,uoo'''.' ',''o o., '... 100,
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prcm. r.,,I 80. rT,,.1 srre.
ib.t ,,.,.,r.I..... ,r.,r,t Ir .p,
haulip,y .r I.y,,., ,rc a mart nf the
app,,rteuau.,, r,Ior..u.- io tho irtf-
fic' II /. NOT the nr.i time rht sl-
preme ,nur of u.r gtnt. has d.s-
agreed with the suprrme court OF
the United States
Paul pmsuu. LAT, assistant 10 the
district attorney has introduced the
word "ps,rhuIury' into a lawsuit In
the federal court ar Muakogor lie
can thlul, OF more thIngs tending to
confuse tho court than any lawyer
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20
~ = y II : 7 IT ~
Roger Sherman
Aprn 20, 1903.

hlHh ~ ioNNs
Charles Louis Napoleon Ronapars
was the nephew OF tho great Napo'-
con. lie was born in Paris Ia 1NH,.
and was Napolcon's rrcut hope ls
perpetuatng the glory or his fn'-
lily.
After Waterloo. the young prino'
and HIS mother we're Obliged i' live
In exile bui thc mother never allow Il
her son 10 forget what l~ iuWiF
had been. and what no could N'-
come while no carried its name.
Louis Napoleon was grave tI
dreamy, gentle and rather obstinate,
and from the time no was 'iIt
planned and dreamed ~ restoring
the empire under himself
How he ala this, rs one 0' no
most romantic chapters lu the hs-
tory OF France Little by I,t'.
though rarely allowed 10 l.Nn 10
France. he won over tho r0un,r. 10
thinking that he should be i's lollrr.
lie was elected president OF ihn tr-
public, finally, after many defeats
and much disCuuruEcment Little Hf
little, then, he broke down 'na
democratic government and we nrn-
claimed emperor OF tho French
That was IN 1882. ana it seemed ai
though his dreams had come t-l'.
Especially as his marriage the 'r1r
following, with the b"Dulu. EH-
genie. brought him a son 90 pefp'.
uate the title.
But from that pcriod1nn h.s pow
ers waned. lie tried ~ establish ln
empire In Mexico and failed.
this time. Bismarck was hlsJ nv
ing Prussia strong country
the empire OF G6fm,'N
fact Napoleon cmhroled
in the disastrous war OF l'.O
was dcposed and retired lo
with his wife and son. whore h. .''
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20
The Woman Who Changed
By Jane Phelps

guests. Instead OF attempting t..s-t
OF which you are not capable
Little did he imagine that t.t.
simplicity had caused me mote.HH.
etV than tho most elaborate u.....-
would have eausct some veteran 10
social affairs Neither did .....4
he should know o.
Look al the place cards. dar-
had saved my greatest t.rn..e
unul the very last
ly Jovc, these arc clever W..-.
did you find thcm o,'
Flnd them why GEORGE. .....
you Er~ thoy are hand mInf.I .
.pf rouiac' and the. lra .......
teIy done. Where dlt yug ..
merton Gray painted them ..r
'"'. ih'n as I saw q puzzled f...
on my husbands face. hl.,uncI .
explain:
lie called one day vbIle ,,.
sexton was here. We smoke a., %.
u'luef ana | said we were 10 b,..
II sort Of "A costume dinner. MI.
he asked II he might send the MAC.
cards Mrs Sexton thought N .,
wonderful compliment"
"oh hr probably offered boc,,,,
ne knew Mn ..Nton had mflurrr.
with many ~ h. patrons Grorrc
answered ..e.s.. iu7t as our rtrst
guests Weg. announced.
Resentment.
resented ry husbands cn,,I..,
speech. Merton Gray had pauf,I
the place cards f1r mr, NOT bcoSa.e
Mrs. Sexton. uy anyone elise, hsbA
share ia thyN. uur b,uuuuc hof cS-
peCtcd any RETURN ] wanted u" a"
this TO GeurEc U.' fortunately
recalled what Mrs sexton hna s'lo
to nae anont tho things m'rI'' ''''
woman should amt should not 90
and | restrained myself
when Merton came, ! "hEF''' IVA
n George. ,.....
Don't forget 10 say something
about the cards. and be replied
Il do not need any coa'"'"f '' 20
what / should do"
Again / iclt chilled, j M" h.s
meant TO odo anything hut ''HInl
him or something / feared nc u".n'
forget And he bad answered mo
sharply. Yet. to my r'h'', t'w
moments later / heard him 'hlnA'Hi
Merton most graciousiN
Evelyn and Eurts came ,n then.
aud in few moments. tho rost ~
my guests. And as we went into fao
diEpg room. / thought that even 50
cElrTCal man as was George, u1uS
not possibly see anything 10 Wh.I
he could make an objection L.prt-
thing was perfect Tho women vera
no dainty, the men so brave 100 tH#-
finery. the table was superb. and
felt sure the dinner would also Doe ~
that he gOulI desire Tho tHu..-
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20

d. what rtue or titled aris,ocracy
there iB In canada bids fair Ia ret
wiped out II tho action Of the do
minion parliament L. a true index ol
popular sentiment n has requesrt d
the English crown 10 ceaSs confer
ring titles Of nollity upon Sesldents
and citizens OF tho country They
have 70 long lived I'm the belief OF
things democratic that they now
propose TO abolish even the shadow
Of ancient feudalism. Ana dcmoe-
racy goes marching on.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20

1t Is said that Count CTernin Is
even more unpopular IN Germany
than in his own country lie COM
mitted the unpArdonable sin Of act
ing on his own hook, Nothing goes
over there unless It originates with
the kaiser. C1ernln knew better
than 20 raise such a rumpus, but he
might have got away with It had be
not been caught with the goods
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20

Has tho kaiser yet calculated how
many Germans he can afford to have
killed as the price OF gaining "A little
advantage In the west? linden
burg's figures OF 100000 has long
ago been passed, and stlll they come
on to face almost certain death.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20

A Kansas editor who has gone
through q siege OF the smallpox
AYERS that there is nothing like II to
give a man surcease from tho mad
ding crowd No one is going TO
bother him until the quarantine &,
lifted and a Bit Of yellowuardboard
on the front porch viii secure Inn
munity from multitude of dis
tut Dances
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20

Ukraine Is getting 10 feet It's oats
for n new nation. Rumanla is sup
posed to receive Bessaraba as a re-
ward for desertlng the allies but It's
new neiEhbor on the east proposes
10 have something to say about that
In fact, Ukralnia regards Rcssarabla
aa It's own property,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20
PHONES:
Daily Food


He shall mover suffer the righteous
10 be moved. psa- bb.22
Dear Savior, let ua never be,
Before the world ashamed OF thee
Nor shrink from dutys call,
Our work 10 do thee service here,
Our hope in glory TO appear,
where thou art all In all.
lie that In righteous let him he
righteous stlll; and ho that Is holy
let him be holy still, Rev 22;ll.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20

Some people who cannot 90 to tn
front and fight the Hun are taking
ont their spite on congress, But con
gress Is used to that sort OF treat
ment and sometimes deserves Il,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20
PunkinUiiie Purdgrdfs
nv 1FDN1E BINGHAM.

Travelling in the
summer time II
much more fas
cinating and real
according
TO Slim Pickens =
way OF looking at
II. asEou can go
fnstA And at the
snmeV time NJ .
tract 40 much
more attention on
account OF the
dust you kick up
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20

The one thing that many people
conceive 10 be the height OF happl-
ness ia the ability TO set more than
their moneys worth In n trade.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20
Don't Mistake.

Nearly all the war receipts con
tain something made up from left
overs. SO when you are licking
your plate" be sure II IL the plate
and not the platpr.-Kansas City
Star
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20
nnc,n,t Intrrfrrc

i'''.0li luAtilfffs
You would think that "A certain
mighty good woman detective out
ON the pJsro was wasting "a lot OF
time sweeping and dustiue and keen
lur house but as matter OF fact IL
doesn't Interfere with her detective
work in the slightest degree kan
Has city star.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20

A man last night spoke st ,,Ia,, ~
.yilis on had roads and prohiniuop'
Nobody can tell what's solnB 70
b..nnsn NEXT The other morninB
o"r 'postn aster took his seat OUT IN
'front.' and 4 didn't seem ike a thlrs 7.
I'm the world could happen -wheh ~
wasn't an hour before here came inc
-rin peddler around the bend
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20
On@oSpUr
-@'H1O.!r4!!lo.snt H1!.;! q 6

Gravy goes well with potato ."
| This statement is officially issued
| 10y the department of agriculture.
| II IL ono OF those valuable food
hints. And tho taxpayers pay tho
expense OF publishing A.
The pamphlet also tays 'o mix.
ture OF fish and potatoes makes fish
balls"
We are learning something every
day. II the war keeps on long
enough Ge will be o wise lot
lie got up In the morning with a
crouch
lie looked at the headlines OF his
paper.
iIc wanted TO find out what had
gone wrong,
lie found that almost everything
had
lie went downtown with sore
lie didn't speak to his blond
stcnographcr.
lie was darned good and sore at
everything
lie received "A visitor about noon
time.
lie found the caller had Liberty
bonds to sell
Iie said he wouldn't buy Liberty
bond
lie was dead sick OF war and all
its business
lie listened to more long argu-
meuts
lie finally bought his first Liberty
bond
he put his hat on the side Of his
head
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20

strangely enough. the Emperor
Charles forgot to put ON the post
script Burn this letter "a- Boston
Globe.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20

YOU never can tell what seems
10 be sober second thought may be
merely "A hang -oyer.--Phlladeiphia
Record.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20

Slang IL no rcspecter ot seasons.
YOU viii find the fan guy even in
the spring.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20
Quaker Quips

"Its one thing to be tied TO wife's
ap-un string. but many a girl has
too many strings TO her beau.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-04-20
Oklahoma OutburSts

Kansas man calls wlr Rrln"
stamps Dutch cleaner"