The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1918-03-16

thin. You know, l never could fail IN
love with fat girl. And. anyway,
got her on the scales today. Sp9
wouldn't get on, so lifted her on.
couldn't have lifted her when she first
came. And / found out what was the
matter"
Does that help matters anyT
snapped Stone.
"Well, not so much, only that we
know what the matter is. And, be-
sides"
but we ought to have Il woman
here that can show the dresses. She
is running the business now. The buy
ers say something is the matter with
the models. Couldn't she take anti
thin, or something, or drink milk?'
"She says it doesn't do any good. 1
knew you'd say that. so I suggested 1t
to her" Ned laughed ut the humor of
the situation. that was not apparent
to his brother. "And. besides, there
was something wanted to tell you"
well, hate to say it, but Hilda Is
not doing any good IL she can't get fat
| again. She's clever, but that isn't
enough. And yet hate to let her go.
Can you think Of anything else we
thing in your department you might
get her to do so we wouldn't have to
cut down her salary2"
| Suddenly the two men sat up very
straight and began to talk about two
entirely different orders animatedly, in
an effort to persuade Hilda Clark, who
had just entered, that they had not
been talking about her.
HAS Ned told your she smiled,
putting a sisterly hand on Stones
arm.
"Yes, Hilda, and I'm sorry; but may
be we can do something about it,
| "Sorry2 Because I'm going to be
your sister-in-law, or because I've lost
twenty pounds3"
"My sister-in-law! Why didn't some
one tell mel" cried Stone.
II did try to tell you," laughed his
brother.
And have something to tell you
BOTH" announced Hilda. you know
that first day came here. 1 saw Ned,
and after l left his office he showed
me to the hall and-well, got mixed
up and went the wrong way. Ned
must have come in here to talk to you,
for heard quite distinctly what he
said. He said: We're both safe. I
never could get sentimental over such
IN heavyweight. and YOU couldn't
stand the intellect SO 1 knew right
away that If l wanted either of you
men to fall in love with me I'd either
have to diet or become brainless. At
first I ate all the potatoes and sugar
I could. / knew this hard work would
naturally pull me down, and then
we'll, Ned and I seemed to hit it off
from the first. Besides, 1t was easier
losing pounds than brains, and I'd
rather part with them. I may need
my brains later on. So then l began
to diet. That's why wouldn't have
lunch with you-because didn't want
you to see what was about-no sugar
no potatoes, no bread. told my bes.
friends was HooveriZing. And so
lost twenty pounds. knew 1t was the
ruination Of my business career"
do you mean you honestly die
that?" demanded Stone. "Would any
woman really do that much for Ned?'
Hilda shook her head strongly in the
affirmative.
"Well. suppose after you had got
thin he hadn't happened to like you
you'd have lost out both ways?"
Ned had endured his brothers ban
tering long enough. He stood behind
Hilda and put his arm around her nov
shapely waist.
'Td have married her If she was {
perfect forty-six," he said. "Stone Il
only jealous because you didn't decide
to lose your braiSs for him."