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The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20

shelves and they will clean as easily as tiling.
 Have the work table covered with zinc and save scrubbing tables. Keep plenty of soft paper to wipe out greasy dishes, pots and pans, thus saving dish washing.
 Keep bundle of newspapers handy on which to set soiled or smoky pans. Plan the meals week ahead and save food and friction
 Rubber heels are great saving of both floors and nerves. Yours and others.
 Learn to close doors, screens and drawers quietly The nervous system pays toll alike for jarring sounds and sights.
 A dust mop or two will take the place of broom and remove dust without stirring 1t up
 Small rugs are best for sleeping rooms, as they may be taken outside to clean.
 Rocking chairs take up much room, mar the woodwork and are found in
 
 Dust gathers in tufted furniture 1t is hard to keep clean and in conse- quence is not as popular as formerly. A window shade fastened 10 row of open shelves make a fine curtain to keep out the dust.
 Aside from ventilation. windows are made to look out of and for light to come in, Why load them with heavy dust catching hangngs?
 Much of the so-called decorative china on plate rails catching dust would look better and save work If kept in closed closet.
 The wall decorations in the dining room are usually considered sufficient. Fold 2 heavy rug for a mat to stand on when ironing, it is q great relief to tired feet.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
Ancient Dentistry.

Tn the former villa of Pope Julius III Tn Rome, which is now used as an Etruscan museum, there is exhibited an excellent specimen of a gold dental bridge in proper position in skull ta Castenana. town in Etruria. situ- ated upon the proposed site of Veil. The latter town was utterly destroyed before the time of Christ, so a con- seryative estimate would put the age Of this dental bridge at over 2,000 years.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20

ly on the back part of the stove until fruit has much superior flavor canned this way, than when canned quickly
 Quinces come late in the season when more attention can be given to them. Crate and cook with equal parts of sugar, letting the mixture stand in the sugar over night before cooking. This is quince honey, nice as garnish for ice creams and pud- dings
 Make list of all canned fruit and vegetables as we'll as pickles, preserves and relishes that are put into the store room and cellar. A glance at the list will tell you what there is to choose and each is checked off as used Have everything labeled, as it saves disap- pointment. for even good eyes are some times deceived in canned goods.
 If one makes his own sausage at home. roll it in corn husks and smoke It. You will find it most delicious and unusual flavor Save nice perfect husks for this purpose and make the sausage roll the size of the ear that came out of the husk. Tie the ends with strips of husk and when smoked pack in layers in a box. Keep cool and the sausage will keep well.
 English Chutney Sauce.-This sauce requires no cooking but should be kept where it can be stirred daily for ten days before putting away. Chop one pound of apples, three-fourths of a pound of raisins, one dozen ripe toma- toes, two red peppers, six small onions and one-fourth of cupful of mint leaves. Add an ounce of white mus tard seed, four ounces of salt, one pound of sugar and one and bali quarts of vinegar. boiled and cooled. Mix and put into crock.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
GIRLS! USE LEMONS
 FOR SUNBURN, TAN Try +! Make this lemon lotion to whlten your tanned or
 freckIed skin.

Squeeze the juice of two lemons in- to a bottle containing three ounces of Orchard White, shake we'll and you have quarter pint of the best freckle, sunburn and tan lotion. and complex ion whitener, at very, very small cost.
 Your grocer has the lemons and any drug store or toilet counter will supply three ounces of Orchard White for a few cents. Massage this sweetly fra grant lotion into the face, neck, arms and hands and see how quickly the freckles, sunburn, windburn and tan disappear and how clear, soft and white the skin becomes. Yes! It is harmleSs-Ady.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
Record Dive Almost causede Death.

.HtSoFu UIVe NIfHusl Cdustut DtdNT.
 new worlds record for high diving was made at Sydney, Australia. during q water carnival for the purpose of raising war relief funds. when q Solo mon islander, Alick Wickham. dived from height of 205 feet The man was able to retain both consciousness and equilibrium for the first 150 feet after which all became blank. Wick ham struck the water in q semi=prone position with such force that he was completely knocked out for more than ten minutes. When taken from the water he was bleeding from a dozen places about the body.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20

 trim, and the place will never be no- ticed.
 When making pastry handle with as little moisture as possible; the more crumbly it is the more flaky it will be. When whole wheat right from the granary can be bought for few cents q pound, why buy cereals that are no better and cost five or six times as much? If cooked until soft after soak ing, the grains crack, making an ideal food for growing children. It as all other breakfast foods is best served with little or no sugar. Wheat i needs long, slow cooking; the fireless cooker is the finest place te cook whole wheat.
 A most wholesome dish to be served either for supper or luncheon is pota- toes and bacon. Put layer of thinly sliced potatoes in q buttered baking dish and pour over thin white sauce or simply seasoned milk. with few bits of butt. Lay over the top few slices of bacon, set into the oven and bake until the potatoes are tender.
 A most delicious tapioca pudding is made With canned pears. few prunes or cherries are also good.
 After preparing celery for the table save the tops and small bits for soup.
 A severe cold on the chest may be relieved by good greasing with lard and turpentine; one part of turpentine to two parts lard.
 A glass of hot milk is good sleep producer. Take 1t just before retir- ing.
 When making French dressing d small piece of ice in the salad bowl will blend and thieken the dressing quickly.
 Do not leave meat in its wrapping paper; the meat is not only favored by the paper but the juices are ab- sorbed by it.
 While carrots are young and tender make some marmalade. Take 1h pounds of weil-washed carrots, the same amount of sugar and two lem ons cut fine, excluding the seeds. Chop the carrots and simmer until tender. then add the sugar and cook until thick. Seal in jelly glasses. How much there is in this world that 1 do not want.-Socrates
 The great difficulty is always to open peoples eyes; to touch their feelings and break their hearts is easy; the
 difficult thing is to break their heads.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
He Had a Better One.

George received a most wonderful tin soldier for his birthday present. It moved it's arms up and down. holding ' gun, and walked about when wound up with key. George was very self lsh with his toy. and at last little sev- eH-year-old Dean, his neighbor, ex- claimed in disgusted tone, .T don't want your old soldier that can only move when wound up. I've got real meat soldier in my family"
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness. and that is by a constitutional remedy. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE acts of the System. Catarrhal Deafness is caused by an infiamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is infamed you have rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when 1t Is entirely closed, Deafness Is the result. Unless the inflammation can be re- duced and this tube restored to it's nor nal condition, hearing may be destroyed forever Many cases of Deafness arc caused by Catarrh. which Is an unframed condition of the Mucous Surfaces.
 ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot be cured by HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
 All Druggists 75c. Circulars free.
 F. J. Cheney & Co.,, Toledo. Ohio.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
to ask for your money back.

Dodson's Liver Tone is q pleasant. tasting, purely vegetable remedy, harmless to both children and adults. Take a spoonful at night and wake up feeling fine; no biliousness, sick he2d- ache, acid stomach or constipated bowels. It doesn't gripe or cause in convenience all the next day like vio- lent calomel. Take a dose of calomel today and tomorrow you will feel weak, sick and nauseated. Don't lose a days work Take Dodson's Liver Tone instead and feel fine, full of vigor and ambition.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20

mothers, wives and sweethearts as we'll and happy as they used to be. The old saying that worry will kill a cat' should have special force for us now, when it seems next to impos- sible not to worry So since We real ize its power to destroy life, even the nine lives of cat, let us have done with worry. A life full of work will have no room for worry. The best shortcut to efficiency and accom- plishment Is the elimination of worry.
 We are asked not to waste, so let us conserve our woman power in every possible way.
 We are leaving undone in our homes today many things which we have been trained never to slight This need not mean that our homes are less comfortable. that our families are not well-fed and cared for, but that We are learning out of this war of fearful cost, the true value of things. House keeping is a science, business and q profession and in the management of home the greatest efficiency is the result of scientific work. The manu- facturer is constantly on the watch to see where time, material and labor may be saved. Heretofore the first two have been regarded by the house. wife as worth noticing, but the last never.
 Watch yourself when working. Do you make three motions when one will do? Saving steps. soiling dishes, clothes and floors will go a long way in the saving of labor.
 The arrangement of the utensils used in cooking within the easiest possible reach, the saving of steps by careful placing of sink. table and range. are all important. With q little thought and planning many shortcuts will be found.
 A goodsized market basket is help. ful servant in the home. Take it up- stairs, down cellar or to the garden to save many trips. The use of q tray fn setting the table and removing the food is great saving of time as we'll as labor.
 A skilled worker can and does ac- complfsh more in a given time than one who puts no thought into her work.
 Every atom gives resistance not the
 universe can break;
 Each rose petal holds perfection angel
 artists could not make
 Under every power and passion stirs
 the element divine,
 If l grasp the moments meaning, all
 eternity Is mine
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
Quite a Difference

Bill Bashem was not safe person to deal with. On the contrary, he dealt with safes; but the lady visitor to the slums was not to know this.
 "So," she said to Bills little son, they've put your father away for safe keeping?"
 "Nahl Fer safe-breakin' !" replied the grubby one, W ith wink.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
Soft, Clear Skins.

Night and morning bathe the face with Cuticura Soap and hot water. If there are pimples first smear them with Cuticura Ointment. For free sam- pies address, "Cuticura. Dept. X, Bos- ton." Sold by druggists and by mail. Soap %, Ointment 9 and 50.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
Signature paa5l '4s 4osfEHAZzzzu In Use for Over 30 Years.
 Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Thorough.

Do you want to sell that mule?"
 "Whur do you all liveY inquired Mir Eratus Pinkly.
 What has that to do with it?"
 "I ain gwinter transfer him to no- body that lives less dan two hundred miles away. When I sells him I wants to gid rid not only of de mule but of all conversation appertainin' to him."
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
Ns.... Nl4xm meaQ,
Financial Situation Clarified.

Chief reason why men at fifty do not have an income from investments sufficient to make them independent is because when they were younger they valued other things as more i'm portant than an income from invest. ments.-St. Louis Globe-Bemocrat.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
LIQUID BLUE?

No, MT. Grocer, that's mostly water Since the war started it's more nearly all water than ever. Give me Red Cross Ball Blue, that's a two-ounce package of real goodness. You should gee my clothes. I just can't keep from smiling out loud.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
"HARD SKIN" AND
 FOOT CALLUSES Magicl Peel them off without
 pain or soreness
pain or soreness

sse.s-s.s"s.s .o
 Don't suffer A tiny bottle of Freez- one costs but few cents at any drug store. Apply a few drops on the toughened calluses or "hard skin" on bottom of feet, then lift those painful spots right off with fingers. Corns also
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20

stoppage of waste and taking up of slack will yield a large part of our requirements and tone up both the in dividual and the business machine for the strain of the postwar period.- G. H. Lorimer.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
An ImpossibilitY.

Mrs. Justwed-lf your husbands judgment should differ from yours, what would you do?
 Mrs. Longwed-I never had chance to find out He never dares to differ
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
Where She Likes Them.

Reed-Well say, her teeth are like pearls, aren't they?
 Greene-Well, you ought to see how pleased she is when she finds 'em in oysters.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
The Strong Withstand the Heat of Summer

Better Than the Weak Old peopie who are feeble and younger people who are weak will be strengthened and enabled to go through the depressing heat of summer by talk ing GROVES TASTBLBS9 chill TONIC. It purifes and enrehes the blood and builds up the whole sys- tenn You can soon feel its Strengthening, inyigor- atlnG Hnect 6Oc.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20

For every man who achieves great ness, there are millions who fail to have it thrust upon them.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
The observinn Sex

Even If girl meets second lieu. tenant in the dark, she can always re member exactly the color of his eyes and hair.-Florida Times Union.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
SHORTCUTS FOR HOUSEWIFE.

N THESE times that are trying the souls of the mothers of our men, we need to con slider the value of 0-naHpower in re- gard to the boys over seas. When they come back, as we trust most of them will, they want 10 find their
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
Groves chill Tonic Tablets and

Groves 1asteless chill Tonic
 You can now get Groves Tasteless chill Tonic in Tablet form as well as in Syrup, the kind you have always bought. The tablets are intended for those who prefer to swallow tablet rather than syrup, and convenience for those who travel. GROVES chill TONIC TABLETS" contain exactly the same medicinal properties and Rroduce the is put up in bottles. The price of either is 6oc.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
HELPFUL HINTS FOR BUSY
 HOUSEWIVES

ENfEAIBER to wipe the top of milL bot tie before opening 1t; hands far from clean may have handled 1t.
 Lace curtains may be quickly mended by dipping q piece of lace to match in cold starch and ironing the Diapa ovnr tba hole
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
The Branch House Man

Company branch house won't run itself, and that 1t is up to the branch house man to run 1t properly.
 Any branch house man who doesn't see his work in this light is transferred to some other place with Swift & Company to which he IS better adapted.
 They are picked men, these branch house men. Every time you sit down to a steak or chop, or cut of roast, you can give grateful thought to the whole crew of them.
 And remember, in general way, that everything that makes life smoother and more convenient for you, is the result of the thoughtfulness and effort of a lot of people of whom you have never heard.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
Quite Riqht.

Father-"Have you saved any money for rainy day?" Son-"Yes, sir, and l bought an umbrella with 1t"
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
Cauaht.

Senior-'T thought that professor was a bookworm." Junior-"He was until an early bird of a coed came along"
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
HOUSEKEEPING HELPS.

AVE plain woodwork free from creases and places where dust will find a place to lodge, if you have the choos- ing.
 Woodwork finished with a good varnish may be easily clean cd with a damp cloth. VarniSh the cunboa rd
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20

Sunbeams of humor quickly melt the ice of sarcasm.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20

Yet the man who squanders g for a marriage license Is not necessarily looking for trouble.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
FOR THE FRUIT CELLAR

EARS are so much more delicious canned in the following man. her than in the usual way Pare and cut in halves or quarters as desired, put them with half their weight in sugar in a stone crock and let stand over night. In the
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
One Lack.

barber, but with the aid of phono- graph he manages to pull through.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
Rather Weak.

Claire-Is Bob hls uncle's only heir? Jack-If he was the old gent would suffocate in five minutes.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20

In everything you do. aim to excel: for what is worth doing. is worth do- ing well.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20

The man who is really good often has a sad look that Is discouraging.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20
,n,portantto Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, that famous old remedy for infants and children, and see that it
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20

This is one of the Swift & Company Branch House Men.
 They are all pretty much alike in the way they feel toward their work-and that is what this ad is about.
 They know that most people couldn't get such good meat promptly and in good condition if it weren't for the branch houses of which they are in charge.
 They know that the branch house is one of the most important links in the chain of preparing and distributing meat for a nation.
 They know that Swift & Company must have its branch houses run at the highest notch of usefulness; that even a Swift &
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20

The chronic joker and the dogs tail are great wags
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20

Summer Diarrhoeas can Dc controlled more quickly with GROVES BABY BOWEL MEDICINE and 1t absolutely harmless. Just as effective for Adults as for Children.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20

A wise man knows all he tells. but but he never tells all he knows.
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20

How much there is in this world that l do not want.-Socrates
The Monticellonian., 1918-09-20

The great difficulty is always to open peoples eyes; to touch their feelings and break their hearts Is easy; the difficult thing is to break their heads. -Ruskin.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-12-21
MINISTER OF WAR
Pays TRIBUTE To
j. 5. Red Gross

Washington. Dec. i9.-General John
Riddle, commander OF the American
forces in Great Britain and General
ZuppeIli, Italian minister OF war, in
statements made public today at the
headuarters of the American Red
Cross, praise the work of the Red
Cross and urge the American people
to support the, organization in its
Christmas membership campaign.
II really do not know" said the
statement of General Riddle what the
American army would have done in
England without the American Red
Cross. Everywhere the Red Cross
is giving the best that can be asked
for. Our men are being cared for as
well as they can be and are helped. by
the Red Cross in every way. At ali
OF our camps throughout the isles 1t
mas given us many things which we
neither could not get from the gov
eminent or could not get without
much delay"
by it's innumerable and marvellous
activities the American Red eros has
won the good will Of the army ana
OF the civilian population Of Italy and
|, as witness of all Of the work that
has been carried out, seize this OPP
nortunity to express publicly to its
representatives my approval and sim
cere gratitude
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-12-21
THE new CALOMEL FINE
FOR COLDS AND GRIPPE
Calotabs, the New NauseaIess
Calomel, Breaks Up a Severe
Cold Overnight.

Physicians and druggists, have at
last found a quick and dependable
remedy for cold, influenza and grippe.
One Calotab on the tongue at bed t<as
with a swallow of water-thats all.
Next morning your cold has vanished
and your liver and entire system ere
purified and refreshed without the
slightest unpleasantness or interfer-
ence with appetite, diet or work.
Doctors have always contended that
calomel is the best medicine for colds,
bronchitis and la grippe and the first
medicine to be given in pneumonia
and acute fevers. The new calonsl,
Calotabs is purified and refined from
all of the siskening and dangerous er-
fects and with the medicinal virtues
vastly improved.
Calotabs are sold only in original
sealed packages, price 35c. Your drug
gist recommends and guarantees them
and will refund your money if you are
not delighted.--Adv.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-12-21
WOULD
SAYS THESE
PILLS O. K.

The formula of Tennille's Liver Pills
is approved by the medical profession
generally. And thus you can know
that this medicine is an efficient REM
edy for torpid liver, dyspepsia, indi-
gestion, dizziness, constipation, colds,
the "blues," nervousness and all all
ments of the stomach and liver. If
your bowels fail to act regularly at
least once or twice a day, take one
or two of those little Tennilles Liver
Pills at night before retiring and the
next morning you will wake up feel
ing fine. These pills do not grippe and
sicken one like doses of calomel and
are therefore to be much preferred.
Bottle of "a pills. Csc at your Drug
store. Refuse all Substitutes.-AdT-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-12-21
PLsITCH FATHER
Of JUGO-SLAV|h
TRUSTS WILSON
NJ. {. A. Specially

Paris, Dec. 1S.-Serbia is the hub of
the new Jugo- Slav state.
Nicholas Pasitch is to the Jugo-
Slav state as Masaryk is to the Czech
Slovak nation.
Masaryk, first president of the
Czecho-Slovak republic, crystalized
the national consciousness of the
Czechs of Bohemia and brought about
their recognition by the allies.
Pasitch conceived the Jugo- Slav
state as it is now being organized.
AS prime minister of Serbia he has
furthered the movement Of Balkan ma
tions for single state of southern
Slavs.
Now Pasitch is at Versailles as rep
resentative of Serbia-and of JuSo-
Slavia.
If he can bring into being har-
monious nation, he is greater than
Masaryk. For he has more turbulent
and varied forces to deal with and he
will have solved the Balkan problem
which has worried the world so long.
He will have seen created a nation
of 100000 people hitherto oppressed
Serbs, Croats, Slovenes.
Pasitch is ~ years old. He served
as an engineer in the Turkish war Of
1876. He founded the Serbian radi
cal party in 1881. For seven years he
was an exile under sentence of death
for plotting against King Milan.
He was repatriated under the am
nesty and several times held the post
of prime minister, was foreign minis
ter and served the government in
other positions.
Then in 1895 he was condemned to
five years in prison for high treason
and almost Immediately pardoned.
Mime. Pasitch has been a power in
the relief work of the Belgian nation,
having. visited England to study the
methods employed by the western al,
lies.
An English governess has trained
tho daughter OF the Serbian leader
And now he shows his further faith
in the Anglo-Saxon by is declaration
that the state of Serbia, of Juyo-
Slavia, he trusts with Serbia's Eng
lish speaking allies-particularly with
President Wilson.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-12-21
STEPS OF FEDERAL
BUILDING TO BE
BOOZE SALE PLACE

The steps OF the federal building
will be the scene of the sale of con-
fiscated liquor at noon. next Thursday
when u. g. Marshal Perkins will offer
to the highest bidder the quantity OF
liquor which have been seized by the
government In the past few months.
Along with the liquor will be sold
trunks, chests, zinc lined cases and
other retainers which have been con-
fiscated by the marshal S force in the
past few weeks