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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-12-04
AREAS FOR U. S. MEN
IN FRANCE INCREASED 10 TIMES

...t 70 The star hy y E A
r.Efs. Franco ncc t-wHh
.,Aunx over leave areas fer
.....,csn trsops who aru awaiune
..u.urtaiion horne ~ eminent
..,a.e duuas over here will b.
'-.rc.sed ten times
N. ~ 81 entertaining the uien
!, - army is ruinE o. D. grvat
- WITH pcnce than in var. -
-, t,wy viIi have more leisure
ean befcrc.
S.rualiy. pr ocnt - an army Is
...,~nl q - en- leave nj ere time
- arc SUPPOSED co o. aivvn -.
e.ur r,anths. Hut ere sob 81
syAunx has often iutcrfered with
Nyc<,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-12-04
KIN Cockroaches. Rats,
Nice, and Save Food

=. .rretsfve cockroach - water
la D. easily kllird bN usiuN
..f Electric Paste accurdlng %
ssplc directions on the pack
SAY small box ~ the paste
- wear dealer and over night
~ SHOULD rid your home 90 The
-. and mice are also easily
..i'.s ~ the use 90 Strarna' Eiec-
-. Paste. and every housewife
s,.A Know of this reliable way g.
III ~ these destructive pestz. at
a. esd Of only few cents
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-12-04
President Pardons
Accused Officers

WASHINGTON. Dec. 4.-fress
dent Wilson has pardoned Colonies
J. q. Vincent and George w. Nix
ter. aoesased b Charles y. Hughes
In his aircraft investigation report
% ,ransariing business with private
concerns. in which they were finan
riAiiy interested. Tho announce
rnent said the officials conphGty
,xaa trivial and uniuientional.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-12-04
Tho~e Who Sailed

Secretary Tunuliy was with tho
president when he reached Hoboken.
but he viii return TO Washington.
Others IN the party booked thru 20
nrcst with the president were the
ambassadors Of France. Italy and
Belgium. Mira. Wilson and her Secrc-
tary. Miss Edith BenhRm. Secretary
Lansing and Mrs. Lansing. Rear Ad-
miral Grayson. the presidents phyui-
clan: Henry white. a member of the
PEACE mission: a number Of the mill
tary staff Of the peace commission.
and secret service mon.
Red Cross nurses and Y. VI. c. A..
workers also were passengers on tho
George Washington. which was com.
mandcd BY Capt Edward McCaulcy.
u. 3. ~.
Christmas mail for the soldiers was
In the holds.
The George Washington IL OF IS.
$40 tons. and was formerly a North
German Lloyd liner. She has been
used ~ a troopship. but her hand
some fittings have been restored In
that portion OF the ship occupied by
tho president and his party.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-12-04
Party f.oarsix ship

4 few minutes later al remaining
members Of tho party left the train
and fockcd aboard thu transport. .
L, was a misty morning. with a
slightly overcAst sky and rain pre-
dlctcd. Later the weather cleared.
The hrcoEe was light and 9, booked
az 10 tho president would have a
smooth sra for the start Of his voy.
age.
when the president arrived n; the
wharf. the baiiicHhip Pennsylvania.
with Vice Admiral Mayo aboard. was
anchored of staten island. ready 20
lead the convoy OF fighting ships
which viii protec; the George wash
iugion.
4 notina 81 Is dcs;roycrs was
ready 20 accompany the presidential
liner on the first part 90 the voyage.
After that. however. only the Penn
syivania and five other deHtroycrs
WIN make the remainder OF the voy.
aga
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-12-04
DIPLOMACY BIC
ISSUE OF TRIP
Continued From Page Nine

boys out 81 the trenches forever"
President Wilson's position IN this
delegation today as recognized
sponsor - smaller and weaker ma
ilons ~ the world has no precedent
IN tho history % peace conclavea
Al the 1874 congress Of Vienna. the
only near parallel 20 the forthcoming
eonclavc, there was no champion II
liberty Tor oppressed nationalitlcn
of the great outstanding figures OF
diplomatic genius. represented the
last 90 the Bourbons. whose chief con
cern waH continuance Of royal sue
eessions. The Austrian. Mcttcrnich.
whose influence at the conference
was such that he himself boastcd.
The congress- II ia l." was there
Co nght for tho preservation OF the
hapsburgs. whom tho causc Of 1bcr-
IS. as advocated by the allies. in the
present war, has driven from
power.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-12-04
Exrrythlng Military

Tho president and Mrs. Wilson
were tho first 90 loave the train. \
platoon 81 infantry presented arms
Then tho president shook hands with
lirig Gen McManua and several 9th
er officers. and entered the shed lead
Ing TO the steamers Eangwny. Not
a cheer WIS raised. aA no civilians
were In sight. everything being strict
y military.
The special train shut the presi'
dent OF from view Of a crowd Of
lonFshorcmen Ia the street outside
the heavily guarded fence. The long
sh0remen. employed near the mill
tary piers. were the only outsider.
allowed within more than a block Of
the George waAhlngton's wharf
A. tho president and Mrs. Wilson
started 20 walk toward the gang
way. tho 18th Infantry band struck
up The Star spanEicd Banner. The
president halted instantly and
brought his hat 20 salute. EvcrJ
man stood nufny az attention.
After the president was safely
aboard. Rear Admiral Graz non,
Presidential Secretary TWnulty and
Mrs Wilson's secretary left the train
and went on tho Steamer. Secretary
Of state Lansing and tho French
ambassador. with their wives, next
appeared. There was a sharp com.
mand. and tho troops again snapped
th.Ir arms % the Present
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-12-04
Historic Contest

Emperor Alexander. Of Russia
then. as Wilson does today. directed
his own diplomacy But he was
chiefly concerned In that historic
gathering In tho seizure ~ helpless
Poland. while Wilson today Is en-
route 20 France 60 nEht for the
complete freedom OF that people.
Rear Admiral H. <. Knapp and
Capt W. v. Pratt accompany the
presidential party. and viii report
90 Admiral Benson. naval reprcaen-
tativc with Col House on tho peace
mission. as his assistants.
Admiral Knapp has been in com
mand OF naval forces and Haiti and
San DomlnKu.
Capt Pratt. assistant chief OF ma.
val operations. has been acting head
OF tho bureau during tho absence
abroad % Admiral Benson.
Group Of Assistants
Tho state department delegation %
the conference included Phihp Patch.
In and Leland Harrison. assistants 10
Secretary OF tho Commission Joseph
Grew. already over there. James
Brown Scott and Hunter Miller. tech
nicai advisers in international law.
President s. y. Mcnes. Of the College
OF tho City OF New York. who viii
head the special assistants In certain
lines who viii aid the mission. VIM.
MeNelr. dlsbursing officer, and s. Y.
Smith. draughting officer.
The war department delegation ~
assistants, headed by Gems. Herman
and Churchill. - already In France
or en- route.
More than a score Of experts Joined
the peace ship here. led by DR.. s. +.
Mezc-. OF tho College u the city Of
New York. They comprised college
professors and others noted In inter
national law, economies and other
topics vital 20 tho conference. ...--..-...
They had collected tons Of docu.
mentz. including maps and business
data. In recent months labors.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-12-04
MIR. Wilson Smartly Dressed
prnallenl Mllann md his pnrty

President Wilson and his party
boarded special train at Washing
ton at 1913 last night Mrs. wilson
dressed in "a smart. dark.tnilored suit.
with "A three .cornercd hat, was al.
most hidden behind huge bouquet
81 chryuanthcmums. The president.
doffing hla soft hat. smiled acknowl.
rdgrnont OF the crowds cheers OF
good luck"
~ tho station gathered many
members Of the diplomatic corps and
allied military missions
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-12-04
PRESIDENT OFF
TO PEACE MEET
Continued From Page one

city ana military police. big
crowd was on hand. in spite ~ the
onriy hour. but none WAS permitted
near enough 90 see anything.
Arrangements had been made 30
that tho president could step from
his car at the entrance 81 the pier.
be- taken up In an elevator TO the
upper pier. and so walk aboard tho
Steamer without coming into public
view \ special guard OF marines
tai party.
Police boats In the North river
kept close watch on all craft ap'
preaching the George Washington.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-12-04

Included are Navy and Black
Serge and plain Navy. Black, Plum.
Gray. Brown. Green and Burgundy
Taffeta and Crepe de Chine Dresses.
These models have tunic and tucked
skirts with Hurplice and vestee
fronts and display sizes for women
and misses from II to 4Sh.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16
pRUSSINNIsM IN DISGUISE.

We have every respect for those
misguided persons who would COM
pei the citizens NJ this country TO
live and move and have their being
under rules ana restrictions formu.
lated by them, hut we submit that
u is somewhat inconsistent for us to
be pushing great war with tho
avowed object ~ destroying the
PruRsian idea ot government from
the earth ana at the same time set.
ting UP little Prusslanism OF our
own.
In tho making ot new party at
Chicago the other day. many radical
measures were introduced for ere.
alton into platform. Many Of them
we're pralseworihy and some were
dangerous A large part of this class
OF citizens who propose to set the
moral standard for their fellows and
make II obligatory by law have here
tofore eNerted their main strength
against the liquor cvil The nation
apparently w huhhN u iHt Uhilof 10
adopt their notion, but they are
not c0ntented yet There are other
things upon which their disfavor has
fallen and they propose TO never stop
until the whole country IN made
ohedlent 20 their Will Fs3ey have
started In TO clean up all things that
do not suit them, ana there is no tell.
Ing where they win stop probably
not untll the United states is pla A.
tered all over with "verbotcnA' and
every man must consult the law
books 10 see how he shall comport
himself about the smallest detail OF
his conduct
These people would cali into court
the Red Cross and Y NJ C.. A. he
cause they recognize and cater to the
soldiers love for tobacco. They de-
ttre 10 make this q tobacColoss nation.
Later on there viii he otTtr enter
prises and other mNurles which they
win attempt to eliminate Tea and
coffee and goodness knows what else
may be forhddsn by law An or
which shows that democracy Ia In
lprril from the inside as we'll as from
the enemies across the sea
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16
ES.7ahyyg9eEi'icndlH
I;E-pl71,rt Ss5:S e: ~

the hospital mean, back 20 the
old lady to he darued Rut an OF a
sudden Il began 10 rain and Il was
arendful, for the clouds were so
close that the water Just poured out
of them, and didn't sprinkle IA Bit
you know, and one stream of water
ran down behind Uncle Lucky's neck
40 matter how he twisted about.
and by and by the Luckymohile
stopped going. and everybody
crHwled underneath TO get out @of
the wet
And. oh, dear me-. The green
came OF the Green Hen and splash
ed all over the yellow Hen and
the pink came or the Pink Hen and
stained Uncle Lucky's white waist
coat. and everybody got terribly
cross except good, KIND Uncle
Lucky, who said he didn't care II
people thought he had spilled straw
berries on his Vest Tor they would
not believe him anyway IL he told
thcm what had really happened
Thon, all OF a sudden. the sun
came out and dried up everything.
and then they all got into the auto
mobile aud drove home After that
m, two rabbits snId good bye and
went down the mountain but before
they went they tied one of the rear
heels for fear the brake might
not Keep them from going too fast
Wen | was Just going to tell YOU
something exciting but hayen3
any more room. and IN The safety
match doesn't scratch tho telephone
and make II ring all night Ill write
inother story Tor you TO read to-
morrow
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16
RippIing Rhymes

Fy " Alt MASON


'IOu ought 90 cut ont riding round
la your upholstered boat, FOR thus
YOU'VE wasting many pound. and
many hone and groat The coin
you blow for gasoline as DER the
tuuds YOU run might slnN u German
submarine. or spike a German gun
Ny neighbors sometimes hand me
such lectures, stern aud sour, when
I've been soorvhing Ger the lea. at
tOry miles au hour, But nowadays
the loyal led should keep In proper
form. TO earn the shining silver scad,
the Keep his strOugpoN warm, 81
hc can always buy a bond, OF help "a
Red Cross fund. nor have IL said
thnt he has paWucd his sunday cum
Wtrhuud And " he would be at his
best. and make each motion pay. he
has TO have his hours Of rest, his
little slice OF play When / grow
ulCd OF luhor's pangs, take my
lour-vheeled car, and sco0t some
nineteen p6rasangs, out whore the
thysc"d are, | rush along, and never
stop through valleys sweet and cool.
and sometimes MAIN rustic cop
again run down mule. And when
luy little spin Is dcne, homeward
jog along, and feel III 10 write q
ton .nf redhot. dcathless song. And
when Ive nut the ear awav and
changed tho busted tire, | then pro-
coed 10 knock tho whey from my i'm
mortal Tyre Don't dodge all kinds
or play and glee while you pursue
'he rocks. he IL not wise who tries
T. be ~ brother 10 tho OK
ICopynght 1913 hY George Matthew Adams
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16
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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16
Little Benny's Notebook

q =
Me and Sid Hunt and skinny Mar
tin ana sam Cross was setting on my
frunt steps tawking about weather
we wood rather 20 In the infantry or
tho caNcry N sumhudv came uu and
told us we had to take our choice,
and Sam Cross scd. II | was sol-
der with gun and everything ID
like % see cny ~ the Berks streeters
get fresh with me- that's all ! got 10
say
The Berks streeters being n Eang
OF mff KIDS thut'Come erround every
wuuts and vile and try 10 pick
fites, and Sid Hunt scd I'm not afraid
OF them enywHy, they're only lot
Of hot air. that's all they are, they
cant scare me.
dident say they Good scare me.
gosh, they cant scare me eny. sed
Sam Cross
Me either. II would take more
than the Berks streetcrs To scare
me. all rite. | sed, ana skinny Mar
tin scd, Just because they look tufr
that doesen't say they can fite eny
better than euyhOdy elts, | aiut
afraid OF them or enyhndy like them.
Wich Jest then who marched err
round the corner but the HerkH
stsAsters. with broomsticks over
their shoulders tor guns yelling, who
are we, who are we. We are the
lierks streeters. /. ?. g. And they
started 10 walk erround In n serckle
down at the corner keeping on yell
ing It. and all OF a suddin Sam Gross
yelled, All rite, I'm coming And
he quick Jumped up ana ran over
10 his house and went In lest as ~
sumhody had called him. which mo-
body hadeut And the Berks Street
ers stopped wnwking q serckle and
started to march up the street In
dian file yelling ON the trail, on the
trail. Berks Nreeters. Berks street
Crs. never fail -
g darn " dldent forget that err
rand scd Sid Hunt. And he got up
and started tu wawk up the street
quick Ny II ho was going some place
spcshll which he prohcrly waseut.
and the Bcrks streHters kepp on
marching up. and skinny Martin
sed, @ fire fire And he ran up
the street Ike tho dIclyirs lest as
II he had herd fire onrluea. which
he hadent Ard mo Berk Streeters
kepp on coming being. almost up 10
my house. and ! thywt. We'll. there
aint eny use me setting heer an alone
mite a. we'll go in ami get a glass
~ waiter. g. hope theSfrunt door
uint locked
Wich II wasent
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16

lNNNdA
Now let me tell YOU what nilly
bunny and Uncle Lucky had Tor
lunch 10 the sky Hluo Pink coun-
Try bs | promised YOU In the last
story. and I'm going tn tell YOU rs
quickly az possible before the Rain
bow lee Cream mclts. so here Is
what they had
A loll,pop with Jam on top,
A chocolate layef cake.
Some cookies, too, with Sugarcd dew
a twisted candy snake.
Thou lemonade and ginger pop
Aud that Is alt 40 | viii stop
or course. they ate the Rainbow
leo Cream first. FOR it would have
melted II they hadn [. ana one does
not get Rainbow Ice Cream very
oftonl
After that kind Uncle Lucky In
vitcd tho SKY Blue Rooster and the
Hens To- go for a drive And the SKY
Blue Rooster sat on the front SCAT
to toll Uncle Lucky where 90 50,
and the Hens sat ON the back seat
and o pointed ont to iillly bunny
where AN the rich people lived And
everything went along very nicely
and the Lazy Pink Hen SANG a song
about an Easter Egg that caught
the whoopiug cough in a cold stor-
age wnpshouso ana about "A china
egg that broke the point Of needle
when a nice old lady who was darn
ing some socks for a soldier boy
who had been shot IN the foot and
OF course the socks had 10 30 to
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16
Hunting a Husband
BY Mary Douglas

Rot Julia stiu heatated lu the door
way
Miss Lane" she <ad will sou
wear your white gown Tonight pc
Yes. Julia. answered She
must know have no other Tor c,cn-
ing
Gould not arrange Nour hpir
lust touch here
shc made step forward Quietly
she had taken the brush from nay
hhnd with long, even strokes She
was hGushipg 80 she had cuiinI b.
Then IN soft kno, low on nay neck
She picked ~ narrow silver rib
nur which had u'd some flowers
Ieffly she twisted 70 Then in a
skilIul way she caught it tu my
hair \ ury hanleau of silver
wound across tle front ~ the side
was iust glimpse - metal r.-
bon The whole effect was lovely
! save little -lsp
"now ana YOU 90 1t Iuua2"g
~ is art Miss lane"
Ana lt was arr. For. when ! had
Slipped on fuy iHuy white dress. T
loosen deuure dainty might he
g..' OF Is s..fn those rose PINK
uh',as ana those sta,-.t ewes
Lovely Mlss Ian, &c is per
'er'' JulU stood OF IHI wat. heI
aur.
thot q look well oui.nt
Irl'Iv Nc. Ana MI Arnold hts
gone. H. descended The stairs
I'tr a moment s.Ynt. s,U .r f.r
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16
OF AInsce lorraine.

except Americana may
volunteer
Uv ---- OF Alasce Lorraine.
CThc author. an Alsatinn, does not
dare To give his name until Prus-
sian miliiarism Is annihilated. an
the lives of his father and sisters
may be at stake. lie recently en-
listed with the Canadian forces)
When YOU read reports regarding
the attitude OF the Alsatinns toward
Germany. they are usually mislead-
ing and often untrue ns far as the
real Alsatilns are concerned Since
1871 many of our people have moved
into France rather than go under
Prusslan rule My father could not
move on account Of his business. And
many Germans have been introduced
into AlsaCe Lorraine thru the custom
OF placing prussian sergeant, as
hurgoHhster, in charge OF, every
town that amounts to anything
To show YOU tho true feelings OF
the Alsatists: when ! was boy
was sent 10 a boarding school The
AlSatian boys lined IN on one side
pnd the German boys on the other.
II German licked an Alsatian, he
had all the Alsatians Ia meet. The
feeling was 40 strong with these boys,
twelve TO fifteen years old. that they
would get together WITH knives and
plan to fight the prussians. One OF
the rules was that II an Alsatlan boy
forgot and expressed himself In his
own language he was punished by
forfeiting whole weeks pocket
money
| was In this country on business
when war WITS declared ! knew II
there were no papers to show that
| had enlisted with Germany, the
law is such that I would not be
ME To have our fomily's business
when ,it Is over So went 10
German consul hut I never intended
to fight on the side Of Germany |
saw the consul and alRlost had a
Orht with hlm finally got the
apers from him Now I have de-
stroyed them, will be able to get
the factory and the business with
out them Alsace- Lorraine will be
be free
Ate ra hoy Of Alsace- Lorraine IL
seventeen he cannot leave the coun-
Try without n passport from the Ger
man authorities lie has TO agree to
come back az the axe Of twenty TO
serve n year In The army Neglect
ing TO do 80 he forfeits citizenship
and an property there Six months
later he has 10 go back and serve
fifty siN days A year or 40 later he
lis called back for another fifty-siN
tavs Some eight to ten years later
he Is called back 20 the army for
three weeks service Therefore un-
tIl man Is fnrty-five years old he
belongs 10 the army and ls home only
on fGrlouFh The whole nation IL a
war machine The life OF an Alsn-
tiHn Ia the army Is made miserable.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16

One man has found a way 10 get
the goat" 90 conscientious ob-
jeetor." when the drafted man
claims he is too peaceful 10 bear "a
Eun for Uncle sam. lust try 10 got
him mad enough 20 nrht you. and
see how quick hs pacifism disap.
pears. we would not advise the *
pertinent unless YOU are prepared
either 90 take the consequences or
make a quick getaway Those who
refuse to fight Germany for the
murder OF innocent people will
not hesitate 20 get bciliHcreut u
accused OF cowardice ana give the
lie 20 their peaceful professions
Nov Germany Is preparing 10
offer peace on the basis Of the
status quo auto on TIE western
fron, and the status as II now Is In
the east The proposition IA too
trAnrparent TO be ssrioua
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16

If Mr.. benedict has the right lope
the place for the government TO BE-
gin It's proposed elimination oi 'h'
profiteer is. like charity az home
He says the snaroral capital is 'h'
paradise Of the profleer A. he .
we'll acquainted with ukl1hon'
methods OF squeezing the consume
we are willing to conoede mat "
Is A good Judge Of Washington corr
ditions
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16
Spur;
2MaNO,l1!!!!o!nt !! (!
AIJTTLr SLICE ~ LIFE.
,sOpptS kzitLlR


The other day I resolved 20 have
An efficiency expert look my affairs
over
And lind out what was the matter
with them
That ia the style now. when your
Surplus doesn't coordinate with
your income
And your bank account doesn't make
good
n is lust Ike colling IN a doctor
when you have nervous prostrduph
or pip.
The expert worked upon my case
For several days and seemed 90 nave
II In hand
lie finally presented hts neatly writ
ten report
In which he said "To sum IN ali
conditions.
firda thot ynu arr spending more
than you make!
Tint vnu are not maxine cuourh'
That rrlera ave ~ TOO hirh and
Your income {. too low II you ccnse
Ana put t2S In the savings DEPART
ment
nt some good hnnk every week
YOU will find your financial rondi-
ton
wul make rapid strides toward re-
cuvery."
Now you see | know exactly what
Is the matter with me 'rh"r. f.
nothing
Like roiug to the root " things
Those rfficicutv experts are a wise
LOT of birds