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The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03
LANSDOWNES VIEWS
St. Louis Republic)

St. Louis Repubc)
 Freouent resumptions in Parliament of the dis cussion of a league of nations indicates that British statesmen are taking that aim very seriously and that they are fitting themselves to lead the powers when the subject is taken up after the war
 Lord Lansdowne conservative statesman, and a man who is imbued with the traditions of the British arstocracy, is the latest to take the sub feet Live several of the other leadesr, be believes that the hope of the world for permanent peace may be realized through league to enforce peace, and he believes that any such league should include the Central Powers.
 The reasons for that view manifest. If a league is formed out of the Entente Powers, then Europe will be divided along the same lines that sunder it now The league in that situation could act effectively only by assuming forcibe supervision of nations not included in it. The elements of free will and friendliness which must enter into any sat sfactory union of great nations would be lacking and the chances of general breakup like that which brought about the present would threaten the success of the plan.
 But Lord Lansdowne is agreed with the respon sible statesman every nation arrayed against Ger many on the proposition that victory is necessary to any league of nations.
 Without it the supergovernment will not be horugh a league of nations, but through Teutonio league.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03
NO TIME FOR PESSIMISM

The Juneau Commercial Association must not permit the defeat of the business mems ticket and the unfair and untruthful campaign that was conducted against it to dampen ardor in welldong for Juneau. The Juneau Commercial Association has done good work for this city and there is lot more for it to do. up of of the finest bodies business men than comprised a commercial and developing organization The present is no time for pessimism.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

If there time when Juneau needed wise direction and community harmony that time is the present. The Empire has always opposed the polt cal ambitions of Mayor Valentine, but there is none in Juneau that would be pleased to see his ad mnistraton brilliantly successful than this paper; there is in the city more anxious to praise hn and those who will associated with him during the year for good work
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

The unanimous reelection of Grover C. Vim as President of the School Board deserved tribute to a faithful and capable official MT Vim has given a great deal of attention and ability to an important office without other remuneration than the satlsfac- tion that comes from doing a public service we'll
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

work and sit down and lecture you on the evils of laziness for solid hours. s 4 7ss
 This is great country in which a lot of men believe that Liberty gives them the right to do as they please and the right to make their neighbors do as they want them to do.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

he might get up and lick blazes out of you. Many man has such a dread of death that every time he has a frog in his throat he feels that he is going to croak
 There seems to be bond of sympathy between a good-looking lass and a good looking glass.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

An item is going the rounds of the press which says that Major Gen. John Riddle is the only pache Tor General in the United States They forget Alaska's General-Gen. w. P. Richardson-and ne IS General
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

President Wilson's conditions for permanent peace. Czernin, the orator, eloquent advocate of friendly As practical statesman, be bellies his words.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

Nowadays your restaurant check ought to contain a certificate showing that you entitled to the Croix de Guerre for having faced the waiter calmly and handed him you tip after having been shot to pieces by the cashier.-C Louisville Courier Journal)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

A dispatch from Petrograd says Russian war ex penses have $25,000 0000 900, but pikers bet compared with what the Bolshevki peace will cost.-(St. Louis Republic.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03
The Wisce Fool.

Misery loves company" observed the Sage
 That is the reason why the dry states are trying to force Prohibit tion on the wet states" commented the Fool.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03
The Oldest Joke

The Oldest Joke.
 Greensboro (Ga) Herald-Journal.) ) The Joe Miller contest conducted by Luke McLuke is looking for. the oldest joke. Without a doubt the oldest joke in America was the
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03
The Optimist.

The 0ptimist. A bald-headed sinner is old Adam Way, As cheerful fellow as ever I've met; He'll rub his bare dome, and he'll laughingly say: Just think of the haircuts don't have to get.''
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

Wanted 5000 Kentucky boys to help to whip the Kaiser in the Battle of Fertile Fields No hardships no casualties. goodbye to home sweetheart (Loouisville Courier -Journal)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03
Mean Rrntel

Don't you believe that it is un- lucky to postpone wedding day? asked Miss Oldgirl.
 Not if you keep on doing il" |" growled Mr. Oldbach
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03
RED, WHITE AND BLUE C0LORS ARE PLANNED
 FOR OUR AEROPLANES

WASHINGTON, April American aeroplanes will be marked with a red, white and blue bulls eye on the wings and red, white and blue stripes on the rudders.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

Things are changing in China. The ransom asked for two American engineers held by bandits is reck oned in rifles and not in rice.-(New York World
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03
BITS OF BY PLAY By Luke McLuke Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer
Gosh 1!

These microbes give poor Smith {
 fit,
 To dodge them he was taught: And he won't read a book if it Contains germ of thought.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

The man who allows his enthus- iasm tc get away with him doesn t always get there with both feet.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03
The Reason.

Why do men drink is asked of me. The reasons very plain to see:
 One drinks because he feels so glad, One drinks because he feels so bad.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

"No soft peace" says the Kaiser. He will flint it hard enough.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

The trouble with the big drive is that the British decline to be driven.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

Never hit a man when he is down. It isn't fair. Besides which
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

Some people never believe in putting off till tomorrow the things they can put off indefinitely.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03
uaro Ua Tel

You can c. A. J. Walker at 509 Johnston Building, Cincinnati.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

OuT Ddlly OptCldl. The Last Person a Man Learns to Know Is Himself.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

Fresh ranch eggs at the Arcade.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03
Names Is Names.
Our Daily Specia

Rose Budd lives in Cincinnati.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03
Ouch !!

''Doggone that corn" said old man
 Toft,
 ''I simply have to swear; For, while I know the corn is soft, It's hard enough to bear.'
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03
Paw Knows Everything

Willie-Paw, what is gushing letter?
 Paw-One that is written with a cheap fountain pen, my son.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

Another flick got badly shocked,
 His name was Hiram Mithit; His empty gun went off half cooked,
 And half his ;trm went with it.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03
Quaker Quips
Philadelphia Record. ]

Philadelphia Record The man who can't trust himself can't expect credit from others. The less some people know the harder it is for them to keep it to themselves.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03
Hicks.

He's dead and gone, the foolish Hick- I speak of IgnatZ Yule; He stood behind, and with a stick, Woke up a sleepy mule.
 T J1kp McTmkp
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-03

first marriage which was perform ed at Jamestown soon after the American colonies arrived.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11

housie University, Halifax, n s. now
a sergeant at camp Lewis; his mother,
Mrs. Jane wooddytJ'a brother. r. E.
Woody, of Seattle. and a sister. Mrs.
Mary J. walker of Los Angeles.
In the death of Or. Woody the
west has lost one of its most prom
iEent church leaders. His territory
took in the entire Pacific slope and
included Alaska. He was a native OF
Oregon and the son Of pioneer,
Reuben Woody. Of Brownsville. DR..
Woody won his education at Nc
Minnville College and the University
3f oregon largely through his own
efforts. He obtained the degree Of
d. d. at Rochester Seminary and the
degree Of L L. d. at California Col
iege He is one OF the IS Portland
residents mentioned in who's Who"
IN America.
After holding pastorates here and
in Weston he went to Portland in
80 as editor of the Pacific Baptist,
and held the position for u years.
Later he became acting secretary for
nc Pacific northwest for the mission
lry society and held this position un-
ii 1902 when he became sdperintend-
ant
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
Miss Virginia Todd
Receives Gratitude
OF French Pr0tege

Miss Virginia Todd. formerly OF this
city, received the following letter
from little Limone Bivard thanking
her for her adoption by Miss Todd,
1 The letter was in Tsrech and the
translation II as follows
October 6. 1915.
MademoiselIe:
thank yoa very sincerely for hay
ing adopted me for your little filleale
tgod daqghterl, l am very happy to
be in correspondence with an Ameri-
can girl 50 devoted to the French
cause. Pardon me for not having
written TO YOU sooner. l have been
very in and my health is poor, af-
flicted with nervous malady espe-
cially since The death Of my father.
Our home is not cheerful. / am alone
with my mother who is kept at home
on account of my health.
Before the war we were in good
circumstances. Aiy father had a
good position and was very kind to
us
Here we speak great deal Of the
end of the war but for us the end OF
the war VIII not bring my father back
but l must not think only OF myself.
Others win be happier. II
Forgive me, mademoiselle, for
speaking OF such sad things and please
accept the friendship Of your all de
voted L1NMoER BIvARD, 81
Z Rue Roman Beauchamps, Petit
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
JOY ENDS IN JAIL
NEW CAR in HEAP

Even on such occasions as the cell
ebration caused last night by the wild
JoX over the receipt Of the news OF the
surrender of Germany there Is such
a tllilg, as getting too noisy as shown
when Aaron Minthorn was taken into
custody by Officer Meyers after he
had made a wild drive down Main
street,in a fine new Cole car.
Young Minthorn first colhded with
the rear of Chas. Bonds car and then
went down Main street toward the
bridge with al the speed he could get
M, but could not control the car
owing TO damaging the steering gear
IN the collision, with the result that
when. he reached the bridge ne had
aqother collision. running into the
bridge that proved too much for The
car, II was here that Minthorn was
taken in charge by the officer and
after he had given his check to Mr..
Bond to cover the damage officer
Meyers decided to keep him in charge
intil morning to avoid further dam
age Of the kind. Minthorn's car is
aid TO be SO badly damaged that it is |
almost beyond repair.
Minthofn is a Young fndian who I
iold a Farm several months ago, get |
ing $4,000 IN cash.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11

Put over the biggest job in history in
such splendid shape lis pretty poor
prune.'
The campaign opened in Pendleton
this morning. and Notwithstanding
everybody is taking n day off in eele-
bratiOn of the surrender OF the Huns,
solicitors and campaies. chairmen
have opened the campaign. They are
looking forward to making this drive
one Of the most successful of the war.
II is now that we can see the end
Of the war and know there Will not
be many more drives to follow, and
people are expected to dig deep down
in their pockets until the UmatilIa
county's quota is made pin full. in
cluding the SO per cent asked in addi-
tion.
The executive committee Of the Pa
trotic Service league announces there
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11

Wounded, Degree Undetermined.
Private Bernard Ross, Seattle.
Washington
Wounded slightly.
Sergeant Charles Anderson. Mead.
Washington.
Private Wallace o. McCIsmont. Alb
erdeen. Washington.
Private Edward II. Briney. salmon
City. Idaho.
Private Ernest sawyer. cosmopolls.
Washington.
Private Delvir AlbieIni, Kanaslot.
Wash.
Missing in Action.
Private Walter Stuhl. Portland.
Oregon.
Died from Wounds.
Private Ronald Z. Dye, SpOIo,ne.
Washington.
Died OF Disease.
Corporal John William Leonard.
Walla Waila. Washington.
Private William John Colebr0pk.
Coqgille. Oregon.
Private Oscar F. Colliugs Watkins.
Oregon.
Private Parker y. Reeves, nioom-
AIRED. Idaho
Private Adolph Pieser Garwood.
Idaho.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
Killed in Action.

Lieutenant Lloyd t. cochran. Sc
attle, Wash.
Cook Harold A. sexton. Eugene.
Oregon.
Private Benjamin w. Hiney, sheri-
dan, oregon.
Private Elijah 3. HAYS, Olympia.
Washington
Private Mike Vulgar Portland.
Oregon
Private JAY T, smith, Portland.
Oregon.
Private John NJ. Howard, Twin
Fans. Idaho,
Private Bob I. Blair, spokane,
Washington.
Private George {. Thompson. VII
bur. Washington.
Private F. Carson. Dayton. Wash
ington
private Isaac E, Pendleton, Gilmer.
Washington.
Private John E. Noyer. Peudleton.
Oregon.
Private Grover T, Porter. Taeoma.
Washington.
Private Rey Il. Martin. Dolphin,
Washington.
Private William Morrow Portland.
oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
NEWS OF SACRIFICE
COMES AMID JOY

The news of the death in France of
his son. Private John Leonard Ire
land, L. S. Infantrs. came to Rev j..
+. Ireland of this city this morning
amid the celebration of the signing
OF the armistice. Private Ireland.
who was 80 years of age and
born in Minnesota, died of disease.
Besides his parents he leaves a wife
ard two children.
Rev. Ireland has another son who
is also in France in the infantry. He
is Corporal Lloyd Irwin ireland,
known at Camp Lewis as kid Irish, :.
and instructor in wrestling there.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
IA LAST SOLDIERS
GET JOY RIDE WITH
UNCLE SAM AS HOST

= Wishing them pleasant joy
r ride at the expense of Uncle
r sam a large number of friends
: at the O.-W. depot this morning
+ waved goodbye to IA young men
+ who entramed for Camp Lewis
+ About the time of their depar-
+ ture it was announced by the
: East Oregonian through the
; United Press that Gen. Crowder
+ had issued orders csncelling all
: draft calls. and these men will
= probably he the last men to be
4 called TO the army from Una
+ tilla county.
T. The following were the. men
: leaving Otis. NJ. Lieualleh, Il.
+ Z. Grimes. Daniel L. York, l..
4 Denning. Irwin Scott Mayberry
+ William A. Holmgren, Harry l.
= Mathis. Selam W. Jacobson.
+ Charles Woods. Dee Hatton,
i King Shippentower. Sechoroas
= L. Gates. leader Martin Lopez
= and Fred W. milestone were
4 with the party, inducted by the
= local board as from Lewiston.
= Ida, and Roseburg, respective
i ".
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
OR.C.A. WOODY, CHURCH
LEADER, PASSES AWAY

Rev. Clayborne a. Woody d. D.,
L. L. D., for two years pastor of the
Baptist church here and the first
principal of Weston Normal, and for
1c years general superintendent of
the Pacific Coast division of the Am
erican Baptist Home Missionary So
eiety. died at his home in Portland on
saturday, at the age of 62.
DR.. Woody. who is well known
here. is the brother Of Mrs. Theo
Bush of this city and Of Mrs Cass
Cannon Of Athena Others who sur
vive him are his widow, Martha KerbH
Woody, whom he married in 1879; a
Mrs, J. A. Farley. a son
Harold H., formerly professor in Dali
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
Do Not Get Careless
With Your Blood Suppl,

ing. A few bottles of s. s. s.. t1s
great vegetable blood medicine, vii
new strength and healthy. vigorqae
a bottle to-day, and II you need tiFly
medical advice, you can obtain e
Without cost ~ writing 70 Medical
Director. Swift spaeiaa Co, - Guifs
Laboratory. Atlanta. Ca.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11

To date six tuberculaT soldiers
have been returned 70 umatiIla coun-
= from the various eantonments and
camps. Twenty-seyen counties have
had tubercular soldiers returned and
the total in oregon Is ISs. Klamath
with eight aud Lane with seven are
the only two counties IN the list which
exceed the total in Umatllia The
oregon Association for the Prevention
Of Tuberculosis has gotten in toucn
in the cure OF the disease and the
PREVENTION of It's spread.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
"Pcp" IN Many Forms.

II Today's enthusiasm found many
means OF novel expression. A bunch
Of colored boys rode in the parade
singing The Land That Made Me
Free" as they went up and down Main
street. THE Goose Hangs High" was
the sign on another machine. A
huge caterpillar engine owned by
Kirkpatrick and sop was perhaps the
noisiest of all. for as a trailer n drew
a huge grain tank. 'Going Home"
said a sign on an improvised cannon
bearing the American flag.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
hit BY Block OF Ice.

Clarence Morgan. of Rieth is lying
al st. Anthonys hospital suffering
from injuries received yesterday when
a block of Ice feil from freight car
and struck Mr.. Morgan forcibIy on
the head. Mr.. Morgan was walking
between two cars when the accident
occurred and was brought here in an
unconscious state II is difficult as
yet 10 ascertain IL the skull is frac-
tured. Mr.. Morgan is A. years of age
and was employed by the railroad.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
REGIMENT JOINS REnEr.s-

THE HAGUE. Nov. 11.--(DeiayeSI1
The entire Third infantry has john
ed the rebels who have seized the aiF-
dFome mt BIankenstein- The disturb
ances continue In Berlin. An cye
witness says that OIscrhausen Is Ia
the hands of the reVoIutionists. Efc
also says that xorknen and soldiers
blew up two Warships at Hamburg
Saturday 10 prevent entrance OF tire
fleet to suppress the revolution.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
Austrinns 10 VOC.

ZIRISH. NOV. 11---The Austrian
national council has decided TO con-
duct IA pIcbcscite on the future cOnsti-
tuition for German Austria, also on
affiIiation with the German empire,
a Vienna dispatch announced.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
Funeral Is Held.

The funeral of Mrs. w. e. Weich,
who died recently. was held saturday
morning at 1880 o'clock at the fam.
ly residence on Tutuilla. Rev AL
fred Lockwood of the Episcopal
church officiated and the pail bear
ers were Dean shull, John Russell,
John Heathman, Dixie Mumford. John
Vaughan and r. d. Taylor.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
NEWS NOTES OF PENDLETON

where he lived until Is years of age,
when his parents moved to Pendle-
ton. His family of late years made
their home In Joseph. April %,
1917, he enlisted in the medical corps
and was Immediately stationed at
Camp Kearney where he died October
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
Emergency hospital busy.

ing medical treatment In the spanish
influenza emergency hospital. The
nursing force Is kept busy although
none OF The patients are seriously ilI
Donations ~ beds and bedding are
still needed, ~
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
Impurities invite Disease.

You should pay particular heed to
any Indication that your blood supply
is becoming sluggish, or that there is
n lessening in its strong and vital
force.
BY keeping your blood purified
your system more easily wards OF
disease that is ever present, waiting
70 attack wherever there Is an open
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
NOW HELP PUT
OVER WAR FUND
AND HELP BOYS

Make your gift for the United War
Work fund in thanksgiving.
Do it now. The campaign openeo
today. Let "Give one days pay bbe
your slogan. This is the slogan be-
mg adopted hy those in class one
rating and is taking with a swing.
They say the man who Is unwilling TO
give M day FOR the boys who have
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
FORMER pcndlelon Man Honored.

The remains at Mathew Mawhin
aged 21. former Pendleton boy who
died in the service of pneumonia while
buried Yesterday in Enterprise with
fun military honors. He was born
April 2. 1897. IN Paterson, New Jersey
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11

will be no reduction of ratings Of In
diyiduals. These ratings have been
reduced to the absolute minimum, at
th esame time they want it fully un-
derstood there is no limit to what a
person can go over his rating. The
linmlt IN this direction is absolutely
off eS
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11

W. A. Martin vs.. charles e. Lew
is II the title Of a suit filed 10 the cir
cult court for the collection Of 500
claimed on note, and $3.50 alleged
owing for rooni fent at Golden Rule
& smyrhe are attorneys for plaintiff
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11

Leslie Gibbs, son of Mrs. Florence
spere Of this city writes to Forrest
Baker that he Is getting along nicely
as chief yeoman on the u. S. s. Nam
ehon. The letter was written from
San Diego.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11

Local banks. with other national
banks in the United States are sub
nitting to the controller OF the cur
rency statement or conditions OF
each bank at the close of business on
Friday, November /.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
WIN Attend Elather.s T,,,ncr.,

Mrs. ]. II. Gwlnn left Yesterday for
Grants Pass, Oregon, 10 attend the
funeral OF her father, II. M. Lucus. Of
that city. MIR. Lucus was about 10
years OF age at the time OF his death.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
sncs % coIIect on conlrncts.

Sues TO Collect on Contracts.
The Jason Piano Co., Is the plaintiff
In an action against S. L. y. Ross in
the circuit court 20 collect 1915 al
legged to be due plaintiff on contracts. !
Garter & Smythe are attorneys FOR
plaintiff.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11

Going 20 Officers Training Camp.
Unless orders are received to the
contrary, Warren w. ReedeF. Freewa-
ter. viii leave this eyeIiing for Camp
McArthuF. Waco. Texas. TO enter, the.
Central Officers training school.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11

Al men are architects uf their own
futures. but few ever get money
enough to build.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11

Wayne Blyackard has been called
by the local board for service ia the
navy. He is 10 leave Pepdleton in
the morning TO report at Seattle. a
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
saIIcd NnNclnI,er 3.

Roy Ritner, captain A. r. c.. sailed
for America November s, according
To word received here by his sister.
Mrs. w. A. Storie.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11
IT'S REALLY TRUE

The ar1nistice was signed and now hostties cease,
for which we are duly thankful.
Now that the boys have to stay on duty for some
time to come lets go the top with the United
War Work campaign. Help to make it as pleasant
as possible for the boy $.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-11-11

All Of talking whose nancu
printed in tis casualty list lave sur