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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-09-21
COMMUNITY
COOKING PROPOSED
Kitchen Service for Capital
Likely to Solve Servant
Problem, Save Fuel.

The servant problem will be solved
! kitchen waste done away with and
big saving in fuel effected in Wash
: ington households when a plan now
being formulated by a committee of
, prominent residents of the city is put
into operation.
The plan, born in the mind of Mrs.
Arthur Woods, wife of the former
police commissioner of New York, is
to establish here a branch of the
American cooked food service. The
food service is operated similarly to
the community store. preparing meals
at a central kitchen and delivering
them to the homes ready to serve.
Impressed by the success of the I'M
dertaking in New York. Mrs. Woods
conceived the idea of extending it to
this city for the accommodation of the
hundreds of persons who have been
brought here by the war.
500 Persons to a Station.
A single station of the American
cooked food service is equipped to
supply not more than 500 persons a
day in order to prevent the plan from
growing into a commercial food es-
adjustment. For this reason the first
kitchen in Washington. Mrs. Wood
explained. will not attempt to provide
for the thousands of employees of the
government who are wrestling with
the rooin-an nd board problem.
II the first kitchen is favorably re-
ceived by the private homes of the city,
Mrs. Woods said she probably will en-
deavor to establish a large central sta
non to cater to the thousands of young
woman war workers. hundreds of whom
have to depend on the public dining
rooms for their meals.
Steps to organize the first kitchen
will be taken at a meeting at the home
of Mrs. Robert Lansing. wife of the Sec
rotary OF State. 1928 18th street, Tues
day
Among the Washingtonians interested
in the project who will attend the meet
ing are Mrs. Newton d. Baker, Mrs.
Franklin X. Lane. Mrs. Nicholas Long
worth. Miss Mary Van Kleeck of the
Department of Labor. Mrs. Herbert
Hoover MRS.. Borden Hartman.
Henry White. Charles c. Glover. Clar-
ence r. Wilson. District food adminis-
TRAITOR. and c. y. Bliss, jr., of the Red
Cross War Council
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-09-21

IIpEpTV n. Capitol and p SITS.
AAOANAA WALLACE REID, in
LESS THAN KIN"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-09-21

AMERICAN LIST & n. /. Ave.
kANALANASSAN WIN. S. HART, in
SHARK MONROE"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-09-21

'cRANnAII'S APOLLO. 624 H NE.
SNANDALL , TODAY-ANNA NILS
son. in TN JUDGMENT OF" BILLY
PARSONS, in BILLS BABY
rOMORROW-3 TO IL Pm. WM. S.
HART, in riddle GAWNE."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-09-21

m ANnAII,G Knickerb0cker,
NNkAlVDkAAA - 18th St. mt Col. Rd.
ToDAY-o:3O TO IL Pm. = BRYANT!
WASHBURN, in TILL L CoME Balm
.TOMoEROW-a:3O TO 1880 MADGE
KENNEDY, in KINGDOM OF YOUTH
And GILMORE FIELDS, in CuPiD;
QUARANTINE" Also ALLIES OFF,
CIAL WAR REVIEW.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-09-21
Observation-Disclosures

EMPIRE Oil H Street Northeast
LIMA AANA TODAY
That Popular Fox Star.
VIRGINIA PEARSON,
in
THE LIAR"
Added Comedy.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-09-21
DANCING.
Concordia Hall
Dancing
ACADEMY,
9Th AND E SITS. NV.
EVERY EVENING

O'CLOCK To II.
Ladies, Csc Gentlemen, 75c
GENERAL DANCING. JAZZ ORCHESTRA:
DAVISON'SPMToott. 1929 NJ nw. rheT.'
pony,ar dances taught in few lessons; private:
anp time. Lady and gent assistants. Normal
Course for teaching or exhibitions in new
dances: Jazz. War Stamp. Tickle Toe, waltz
TANGO & late steps. Class Tues. eyes. instruc'
ION and dancing to IL 80. Phone NJ. 49,
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-21
BIedny tatuS.

ojciec: - oducze ia Gle, Stasiu
w~ybrzedac W ~iedzeniu! Kiedy byaem
". twoim wieku, rad byiem. gdy mia
lem kawalek suchego chleoa do 1e-
dzenia.
stas: - Biedny tatus! Ale "a to
teraz cieszy sic, te lyle z nami, BIO
dostaje codziennie obiad l kolacye.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-21

w poniedzialek, dnia 24go czerT-
ca W Harms Park" PREY Western
avenue / Berteau utica, 90 ,,blo-
kow ma poinoc cd Riverview parkul
odbedzie sic piknik ~poiaczony z wy
cieczka dzieci szkolnych z parat1i
sw. Stanisfawa Kostki; piknik l
w~ycieczke u~rzadzaja Klub obywa-
telski i'm. Tadeusza Koseiuszki l
Klub Pan Krolowej Dsbrowki. Do
ch6d przeznaczono caly ma korzysc
parafii sw. Stanisiaws X. o czasie
wyznaczonym, z kapela braci Kipko-
wskich ma czele, wyrusza dzieci 1 star
ST W pochodzie ulicami W granicaeh
parafii a potem wsiada ma specyalnie
zaanga7owane tramwaje pred ko-
sciolem, kt6re zawioza uczestnikow
pikniku do Harms Parku.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-21

2 programem nadzwyczaj bogatym
wystapi tego roku szkola Spiewu pa
nj Agnieszki Nering ma u~roczyste Ia
konczenie roku szkolnego, ktore Cd
bedzie sic W niedziele, dnia S0go
ezerwca, popludniu 1 wieczorem, W
AUDITORIUM Sw. Stanislawa Kostkf.
Ma popofudniowy program zioza sic
wystspy rozmaite mlodszych uczenic
uezni6w PAM Nering i nauczycielki
tahca panny Vivian Russell. Wieczo-
rem odegrana bedzie sliczna bash
Observation-Disclosures p. t. ,,Hanka
sierota" 1 angielska operetka p. t.
Dress Rehereseal". Nadto odegrane
beda sceny z wielkich oper. Dzfsiaj
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-21

OSm automobile skradziono W ostat-
mich d~wudziestu ~czterech godzinach a
miedzy tymi automobil Maksymiliana
Jachfma zamieszka}ego pnr. SS47 No.
Hoyne avenue. Policya szuka sprawc0w
rabunkow.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-21

Sprawl Pauliny Plotka odbywa sic
W dalszym ciagu pred sedzia J6ze-
fem Sabathem W sadie ola spraw
kryminalnych. Wczoraj zeznawali
przyjaci6lki / ~przyjaciele oskarzonej,
sama gas Plotkowa zaznawac bedzie
dopiero jutro W obronie wiasnej. So
la sadowa, jak to zwykle bywa, pre-
pelniona byia po brzegi publiczno--
Scia.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-21

Piso chicagoskich wybrze2y kapie-
lowych otwartych zostanie jutro,
gdzie obywatele !. obywatelN beda
mogli, W dni upaiow szuka6 ulgi W
nurtach jeziora Michigan.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-21

W Domu Starc6w Sw. Jozefa W
Avondale odbywa sic Bazaar ~urzadzo-
nv staraniem Towarzystwa Pan Opie-
XII mad Domem Starcow. Bazaar odby-
wac sic bedzie jeszcze W dwie nastep
ne niedziele, t. j. dnia 23-go i 30-go
czerwca. Towarzystwo uprzejmie u
prasza szanowna ~publicznost o jak
najliczniejsze p~rzybycie ma ten bazar
gdyz ubogi ten przytu1ek potrzebuje
DUO serc przychylnych i %ofiarnych.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-21

u u q
Pies wlasnosci Rafaela Gawlika,
1906 Holt utica pokasal wczoraj Eli
biete l.. Klimczak, zamieszkala pod
tym samym adresem.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-06-21

Czterech oficer6w z nowoorganizu-
zujscej sic armii czeskiej przyjecha-
10 wczoraj do Chicago, ably tn rozpo-
cza6 rekrutowanie ochotnika do Ar
mil Czeskiej. P~rzyjechali; porucz-
mix Antoni Holy, naczelnik Misyi
wojskowej czeskiej W Ameryce; po-
rucznik Miloslaw Niederle, porucz-
mix o. sbaniel 1 porucznik ]. Hor-
vat. wyjechali oni z Francyi dnia
24-go maja a W Nowym Yorku wy
ladowali dnia 5-go czsrwca.
q o
" przysz1a niedziele W sail para1ll
P~rzemienienia Pahskiego. przy Car
men 1 Rockwell III, W Evanston odos-
die sic przedstawienie dane przez die
cd szkolne ma korzysc parafii. Poczatek
o rodsinie 7:so wieczorem.
The Redwood gazette., 1918-10-23

can hardly be found in an unabridged
dictionary to express due contempt
for the citizenship expressed in such
an excuse as that.
Nor yet for the loyalty of the far
mer who says: "The government has
called on the farmer to raise as big
crops as possible, and when they
have done that, they have done their
part, without buying Government
bonds" Or, "The Government took
away my hired man, and had to
work myself to the limit to raise my
crop. I've done my share without
taking any bonds" Or, II lost q
horse last fall" Or, %I've got a
mortgage on my farm, you call when
l get it paid off,"
Some of these men will get off
without giving any aid or comfort
to their Country, and some may be
dragged to put few dollars in bonds.
But when we have won the war, these
shirkers will have no credit for the
splendid achievement, and no earned
place on the roll or honor.-Minnea-
polls Journal.
The Redwood gazette., 1918-10-23

news OF our town, to Keep their hearts
warm for us and to let them know
they are constantly in our minds.
The publisher, Of course, cannot
make profit on circulation, and addi-
tional circulation such as this will be
circulation from non-purchasers sent
far across the sea-can have no added
value to the advertiser.
These facts are stated so that every
contributor may feel that every cent
contributed goes to the good cause.
The mothers Of our boys are facing
an ordeal with a bravery that COM
mands respect and admiration. Here
and there where tiny stars are turned
from blue to gold, where anguish grips
the heart, the nation stands in silence
and honors the women who have given
of their blood, the very bone of their
bone, to their country. To them, home
has lost it's meaning-the soul of ii
has fed-there is no home, it is Just a
place, and no place is quite so lonely
unless it be within the hearts of those
brave sons in far off France who long
for just a word Of home. There can.
not be a man, there cannot be a wo.
man, no, not even child, who will
fail to contribute just little to make
the hearts of these patriots lighter
Not one. Not In our town.
The Redwood gazette., 1918-10-23
HAVE ME EXCUSED

In order to know his fellow citizens
at first hand, man should serve as
Liberty Bond salesman. In such
work he will not be long in discover
ing that men calling themselves Am
erican can differ in quality as citizens
as widely as Hun differs from a
Frank.
1t is amazing what poor concep-
tion a man may have Of his respon-
sibility to the Country by grace of
whose benevolent aid he gets his very
bread, butter bed and bank account.
It is unbelievable that a man could
have gone through an American pub
lie school, and yet feel that he is be-
ing imposed upon, when asked to lend
his country a little of his credit for
the Country's defense.
Solicitors sometimes find almost
whole community lodging behind
some prominent citizen neighbor, say.
ing: eff he gave only thus and so,
ought not to give anything, for | an
poor as compared with him." Word!
The Redwood gazette., 1918-10-23
CUT OUT THE SPANISH

Mankato physicians do not call the
influenza that is prevalent in Manka-
to Spanish" They state that it is
about the same as the influenza which
comes every year. In some cases the
attacks are light, and in other cases
it takes more serious form. Al
local physician stated this afternoon
that he was attending to about ten
cases of influenza in this city, some
cases being quite bad and other cases
being lighter. Other physicians al
so report similar cases.
Free Press.
The Redwood gazette., 1918-10-23
Redwood Falls Amazed
By Sudden Action

The quick action of pure Lavoptik
eye wash is stratling. A school boy
had eye strain so badly he could not
read. A weeks use of Lavoptik sur
prised his teacher so much she used
it for her old mother ONE WASH
showed benefit. A small bottle is
guaranteed to benefit EVERY CASE
weak, strained or inflamed eyes. The
QUICK result is astonishing. Alum
inunA eye cup FREE. old Reliable
Drug Store.
The Redwood gazette., 1918-10-23
Stop to Think

But don't stop thinking
In every family who use hot air
heating plants perfectly satisfied?
surely not.
Come in and get list of names
of families who have used OUR Hot
Air plants and who are perfectly sa-
tisfied.
Think, there is a reason for the
difference.
Come in and let us tell yop what
it is.
"There is Best in Everything" )"
The Redwood gazette., 1918-10-23

Relatives here received word Sun
day the Clarence Foley was seriously
i'll at the Overland School where he
has been in military training for
some time, his illness being caused
by pneumonia following Spanish In
fluenza. His condition Monday was
slightly improved but still serious.
The Redwood gazette., 1918-10-23
State Of Ohio. City of Toledo,

Lucas County, ss.
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he
is senior partner of the firm Of F. J.
Cheney & Co., doing business in the City
of Toledo, County and State aforesaid,
and that said firm will pay the sum of
ONE HUNDRED. DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE. FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9Th day of December.
A. D. 1886. A. w. GLEASON,
(SeaD Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Medicine is taken in
ternally and acts through the Blood on
the Mucous Surfaces of the System. Send
for testimonials, free.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. o.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Redwood gazette., 1918-10-23

1t is too soon to holler. Keep still;
lie low; watch the progress of events
praise God from whom all blessings
flow; buy bonds and think little.
Mighty power is speeding up the
machinery of destiny.-A. J. R.
New-York tribune., 1918-03-17

Favotn terrible word link with the publicity department.
but that what Miss Tina y thinks happened
War poster rejected Any what idea
Liberty Uncle Sam and Labor bombardng the
Rumana and Bgh hams and fowls apples pears pun
chops bread rolls and other food supplies splenddy
New-York tribune., 1918-03-17

Professor Tousey sensation in his address be-
fore the Ladies Monday Afternoon Club the sub
ect Will the War Create Mental or Physical Revu-
sion in the Human Mind?" (sub-topic Does History
Repeat self?') with the Hundred Years. War Thirty
Years War and few others horrible examples
New-York tribune., 1918-03-17

Bessie Markowitz has been practising Mr.
Becthoven's sonatas for year and half at
the music school settlement. but tonight
Herman. back from camp for over Sunday.
may be round. and will be sure to want his
favorite song, which Bessie is learning, Open
the Door of the Monkey House and Make
Room for Kaiser Bill =
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16

Spoustz had two British lions. one on
each Of his shoulders, tattooed.
lie declares that these tattooes placed
by himself and other artist friends
were put on his body because Of his pa
triotism These marks also persuaded
him to enlist in the navy.
"lf ! am the Liberty Tattooed Man
in name, want to he il really,
bpouSta told Ensign w. J. Denny, IN
charge of the local recruiting Office But
m addition to patriotic designs, Spousta
is tattooed with grape vines, snakes,
flowers, girls heads, birds and trees.
The big ambition OF Spou,taS lie is
to have a picture OF each OF the presi-
dents Of the United States tattooed on
his back He has planned to have
these tattoocs encirclc the statue OF
liberty, the reproduction OF George
Washington being on the lett shoulder
that OF John Adams right below and
the succeeding presidents in order un-
I'll that Of President Wilson is placed
on the right shoulder
Spousta, who is 81 years old and a
resident OF Chicago, is an old circus
man and has been displayed by some
OF the leading crcuses throughout the
country 'as "tattooed man" lie said
he would be willing TO go on an eXhlbi'
tion in behalf of the next Liberty loar
drive.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16
man
BECOMES SAILOR
0Human Moving Picture" in
Training at Great Lakes

GREAT LAKES. llI-Edward
Spou,ta. known in circus life as the
human moving picture" has reported
for duty as a blucJacket at the Great
Lakes naval training station
The Liberty 1attooed Man" SAYS
the Great Lakes Bulletin, is believed
to have more tattoo marks on his body
tha any other man IN The world
SpouSta has J65 separate design, on
his body ranging from a foot square
to about an, inch square,
The Liberty Tattooed Man gets his
name from the fact that most Of his de-
signs are OF a patriotic nature. A huge
reproduction oi the spirit Of no" is
tattoocd across his chest The statue
" liberty with the sun rising back of it.
making "smburst.' adorns the greater
part ui his back. The Star Spanglcd
Banner is reproduced many times on his
body. Cannon and gun fire shells and
bullets cover yarlou, parts OF his body
When Great Britain became one oi
the allies in the war against Germany
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16
New Freight Rates Established.

New rules govyning the shipment Of
freight between Kansas City and thirty
Oklahoma points including Oklahoma
City. Ardmore, Guthrie, Lawton, Mi
ami. Muskogcc,' Tulsa, Ninlta and Ok
mulgce have been established by the
railroad administration. Shipments
will be routed over specified roads
rather than any available carrier OIL
and perishable freight is not included
in the ruling
The most direct line will be used
at all times and this will not affect
any road excep, tho Rock Island which
Is the only line not direct from here
20 Kansas CITY
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16
Grrmatt Junk

AMSTERDAM, Aug. lh-Com-
meutng on the recent interview
given By Admiral Won Hintze. the
German foreign secretary, in which
he laid responsibility for continua-
ton of the war upon the entente,
the Frankfurt Gazette says:
We must continue the hard and
bitter struggle for the defense OF
the iatherlaud, foT our enemies
show little inclination for peace,
and neither from Lloyd George
nor Clcmeuccau IS any readiness
ior an understanding to he cx-
pcctcd.
The daily increasing influence
oi America upon the entente is OF
still greater importance ANY sign
of desire for an understanding ON
the part ot the Europcan allie, +,
Countcrbalanccd by the war craze
OF the United States. I'm such cir-
CumstanccS there is nothing 10 be
done but TO reprcss all premature
hopes and arm ourselves with cour-
age and perseverance for the next
developments"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16

have ,rr ,b. rcyer,c +, needed i cvcry
n,,, rn,lI Lc ,,,eJ according IN hi,
,.,'.,,,i .'o'' ,',r,,,,nn
,',,.,.-,., 1890. ..,, g.,
! MAKES " p"'u l''"u'" ma" '''" !"
ih.nN ',.'l I, Hi' L. s..l'' ele'S ""'
"ncIc TIC u'e'" l. n'eu any nan
Il. there Is big tlrc around the cor
ncr and a woman see, a crowd running
IN her direction She iccI, for the back OF
her skirt to see If She ., attracting all
the attention because She sat down m
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16
||ESTERN YANKS
AS GEORGE
| PINS ON MEDALS
British Monarch Gives ReCog-
milton for Capturing HameI
By Fred A. Smith.

By Fred A. Smith.
'(copynfht, ieis by tho Now. YORK Times.
! t!ie chicago Tribune aui the oklahoma
CITY llmes)
CONTROLE AMERICAN AT
|JqE BRITISH FRONT, Aug. IA
| Uclsycd)-Whi visiting AN old
Plateau back OF the lines today J came
|up1n squad OF American soldiers
s ra,ng in line under beautiful elms
|lhc kng OF England dressed in the
|uniio-r OF a field marshal accompa-
|nicd by his staff IN picturesque dress,
was going from man 20 man, pinnng
|upon their breasts medals in rccoRn-
|tion OF their share IN the recent glo-
|rious victories over the Germans.
Most From Middle West
Most OF the boys thus honorcd were
|fr1m the middle west Even others,
woundeu. in the hospitals, were SIM
|hrly honored today at the kings or
Her
Ahervards 40 q quaint room ~ the
/ enrner OF the chateau the king met
General Pershug and Bliss privately
.onierring ON them the Order OF the
|Baih and ST. Michael and ~ george
Respectively The room was occupied
,y an aged woman who had three
oroiher,. generals 90 the French army
nd i fourth brother a colonel but thls
ype Of Spartan French womlnhood
apghinply Withdrew while the king
,rd generals representing her nations
allie, completed the ceremony WHICH
rsas o. cement further the lhreelold
iliarcc.
Soldiers Blush Bravely.
Awards to officer, and priyaics to-
hal we're in recognition OF the heroic
conduct at Hamcl ON July ! The king
hook hands cordially with each man
peakiug a few word, OF praise before
binning on the medal, The soldiers
Ihus marked for bravery in battle met
BIZ ordeal couragcou,Iy bu,hug in
hr intensified lmclght
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16
RANCHMEN WANTED
FOR WYOMING WORK

Application was made yesterday to
the federal state free employment scrv-
ice ior ls0 ranchmen for ranch work
and harvest hands in Montana distrib-
uted as follows: sixty hands for
Cheyenne and within radius Of sixty
miles, seyenty-Sevcn hands for the
northeast SECTION OF the state including
Torrington and twenty-nine hands for
Marina Big Piney and Saratoga The
wage, paid for both lines of labor aver
age $3.50 TO $3.50 per day.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16

why shouldn't the women vote' |
X lot Of them readiSg the sport page
sery morning, looking for the best
bs az Saratoga.
IA 1918 bride is certain that she will
b look next year as the 1917 crop
|oks today.
Ia man thinks he Is some engineer
tc1use he can shave himself, but a
bman can sharpen a lead pencil with
mir Of scissors.
|Judging by the way they dress, a
hnie lot OF women seem to think the
kn are all from Missouri.
Move may not be the most lasting
InR Ia the world. But the woman who
Pfties without love deserves divorce
S1Roui slimony.
~ Z han who never got past the
f - 10 school has to support
q college graduate.
~ 0is country would
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16
Paw Knows Everything

Willc-Paw. what is meant by
Dead men tell no tales p
Paw 1t means that a widow finds it
easy matter 10 get married again
y son.
Nav Willie, you get your clothes off
Id ge TO bed this minute.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16
Canning Dnn'ts.

Don't use anything dlrty-insidc or
outside. Spend part Of a day before
hand, if necessary in washing and
securing to make thiug5 clean Write
TO the National War Garden commis-
,ion OF Washington tor free canning
manual
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16
Expefience.

, an must buy experience though we
don't Ike TO tell n
W this seems queer, for / have found
that none Of Us c0n sell il
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16
A Man I'm a Million.

Rich Has Jones n good memory?
Fitch Should say he has Why he
IN name You the last six vice prcsi-
'nis ot the United States.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16
No Inke

Jack-All the world, a stage.
Mack Yes, and we are 9ll spending
uney trying to make a show.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16

An artists model IS Nav MCcg,
Her salary might be bigger.
And vet ] understand that she's
Engaged at her own figure.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16
Good Dope.

Don't swell around
And air your views.
For lots ot men
Could fill your shoes.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16
Please Pass the NeedIel

I'm tired Of this hot weather, Sccl
; To Arctic wastes "a like 10 60;
Oh, wolldn't IL be nice II We
Could only have little snow
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16
Nothing Hurts Like RidicuIe.

Wife batting can 60 no further than
this, for there is nothing that hurts
like ridicule, nothing that we so fear
and dread; nothing against which We
are 50 helpless 10 defend ourselves.
The wife whose husband makes fun OF
her personal peculiarities, and grows
sarcastic over her mistakes, envies the
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16

The Dogville News
No Runs and Plea
Forget the Fly
And swat the Flea
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-08-16

Our Daily Special.

Ethel May Popp lives in Charleston,
Fest Virginia.