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Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1918-11-07
GOVERNOR ROUTED BY H.
's PORTER, WHO APOLOGIES

(5y International News serviee) :
ST. Louis, Mo-, Nov. 7-Governor
Gardner boarded a Canta Fe sleep
ing car at Edna, Mo-, at a. m and
climbed into an upper berth, as all
the lower ones were taken Three
hours later he was awakened by a
You'll have to get up now sab, .
said the porter. "De fellows in de
upper berths has to dress first"
A member of the Governors party
tipped off the porter that it was the
governor he had routed The porter
started on run for the governors
berth.
'Scuse me guvnah," said the por-
ter, you can sleep as long as you
want to-" e.
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BRING RESULTS

Home in small family
for woman and child 2 years old.
Apply 401 N, Queen st. W31*
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1918-11-07
GIRL MAKES GOOD WITH
HER DAD AS BLACKSMITH
(By international News service)

IBy IntEFnatIohaI NeWs SerVTceJ
Rutler, Mo, Nov. miss Hazel
iCrosslen, Of this city, when out OF
he's work hours. plays the piano. sings
knits fos the soldiers, does housework
and other womanly accomplishments
in her work hours, she is black
smith. s ser
Her father, w. Q, crosslen, owns a
large blacksmith shop here. Every
time he hired a new man, General
lCrowder. also a Missonrian, took him.
At last Hazel said. WHY not hire
me?' Her father did. AS yet she
hasn't shod a wild horse.
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1918-11-07

often beat her for faneied attentions
to another man, is reported dead.
Fearing Vulcan, she begs hiatt
Mefryin does not yet claim her as
his wife. and except for the growing
unrequitted love for Puck life sruns
happily. She meets Sylvester, a
Young sport who had pursued her
while in London.
Puck fees and Sylvester wires to
Vulcan. who is in Bombay.
See what happens in the end of the
story at the Apollo Thursday.
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1918-11-07
sEvEN-MohTHs.oLo CALI
TIPPED BEAM AT 500

Richmond No, Nov. What is
said to be the largest sevenlmonths-
old calf delivered to market in Cen
trail Missouri, was sold by a farmer
north of this city. The calf weighed
600 pounds and brought $50.
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1918-11-07
NOME ALASKA. DESERTED.
(By International News. service)

Nome. Alaska, Nov. Only about
500 persons are spending the winter
here this season. When the gold
rushes of former years was on Nome
had a population in winter time Of
several thousand. The last boat this
fall was loaded to capacity with out
going Alaskans. -
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

food administrator for Minnesota.
The following authorization was
received by County Food Admins
traitor Edgar e. Sharp from the Of
flee OF the state food administrator:
In order to minimize the effort
that must be put upon the prepara-
ton Of meals for men doing the
heavy work of hayinR and harvest
upon the farms, the state food ad-
ministration believes that it Is prop
er to raise the 6-pound per month
flour limit to farm workers during
this season.
County food administrators are
therefore authorized to grant per-
mission to farmers employing extra
labor and working long days, to pur-
chase UP TO IL pounds per capita
per month Of wheat flour, provided
they purchase this on the $3.50 ba-
sis as they have in the past
THE question Of labor Is a very
serious one and in view Of the crop
prospects It would appear to be jus
tifiable to relieve as much as pos
sible the extra labor that is forced
upon the housewife in the prepara-
tion Of foods that must be substi-
tuted for wheat flour in satisfying
the appetites Of men and women
doing the strenuous work of haying
and harvest"
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20
EAST SIDE NOTES

Misses Alice and Esther HetIap2
are down froEi BemidU TO say goUa-
bye to their brother, Arthur 3. Het-
land, who will leave Sunday for PIen-
tywood, Mont, to be inducted into
army service.
The case against Ole skridsoI and
Mrs John Ley, charged jointly with
conducting an unlicensed drinking
place, will come up before Justice /.
D. Evans. next Thursday evening.
Chas S. Marden left last night for
his cottage at Killarney Beach, Peli-
can lake.
Clarence E. Bergland is down from
| Columbus, Mont, in connection with
the probating of the estate Of his
father, the late o. c. Bergland.
C. S. Dosland and family leave this
| afternoon on a two day automobile
trip to the White Earth reservation
Mrs. A. L. Huntoon and daughters
returned to their cottage at Pelican
lake this morning.
J. T. Johnson. who has been a pa
! ttent at Northwestern hospital while
receiving treatment for eye trouble,
was down town this morning.
Corp. John c. Adams, one of the
Moorhead boys who enlisted in May,
1917. Is home from Fort Adams, r. J.,
on l6-day furlough.
Miss Marie Olson, who had been the
guest Of her sister. Mrs CLAUS !.
Cormorant lake Friday evening. Mrs.
John Olson, another sister, who was
a member of the family party, VIII
leave for her home in Minneapolis to-
day.
John Nelson was up from Lake
Park on Friday to visit the North
Dakota State fair.
Miss Mollie Martinson. who went 10
minneapolis to attend the funeral Of
Dr.. II. o. Fjelde, will return home
this evening. Miss Marttnson VIII
leave on Sunday for Kalispell, Mont.
for visit with Mrs. Hector Robbins,
formerly Miss Harriet Gilbert, of the
Concordia college faculty.
HemstitchIng, picotng. pIeating.
Mrs. A. Anderson, SIT Ord Av N.--Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20
MOOrhend NezU,S
Sc SUMNER TERN
GRADUATES
Diplomas Will Be Present
ed By Pres. Torrance,
Of State Normal

Thirty-si six summer term students
will receive diplomas at the mid
summer graduation exercises Of the
Moorhead Normal school next FRI
day evening. The exercises will in
clude a baritone song recital by
Harry Phillips, director Of the school
Of music Of Macalaster college. The
service flag Of the school will be q
feature Of the exercises.
President Ell Torrance of the State
Normal school will present the di-
plomas to the following members Of
| the graduating class:
Summer Term Graduates.
| Special Diploma in Elementary Edu-
cation.
Costello, Marie Teresa
Advanced Diploma.
Baumgarten, Beatha Alice.
Bornman, Marguerite Sula.
Brodine, Anna Elizabeth.
Cameron, Lorraine r.
Chisholm. Lulu.
Alta Leah Fitzsimmons.
HanIey, Mary e. Comfort,
Howe. Helen n.
Johnson, Esther Amanda
Kenney, Stella Jane.
Llnstad, Lima Louise.
McCaffrey, Cecilia Agnes.
Marlette, Eta Vida
Monk, Walter.
Nelson, Esther C.
Nickles, Anna Laura
I Norby, Peter.
Quick, Florence.
Ray, Bessie A.
Tyrer, Florence n.
Urbach, Selma.
Wurden. Dora G..
Zickefoose, Lois Marie.
Lee, Tomena.
7 Advanced Diploma in Music.
Gage, Virginia.
Hoyt. Leila L.
Sharkey, Helen A.
Advanced Diploma ia Rural Eduea.
cation.
Brothen, Rosy z.
Iverson, Tella Marie.
Kleppe, Martha.
/ Advanced Diploma in Primary Kin.
dergarten,
Bergeson, Pearl v.
Advanced Diploma In Home Eeono.
mics.
-Chilson, Florence Theresa.
Watne. Juel.
Elementary Diploma.
Johnson, Lewis e.
Marsh, Margaret.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20
Ne7Csof Wome1pS Work In Marey Fields


ing. from a two weeks vacation visit
with relatives at Clarion and Otto
son, Ia.
Mrs. W. +. West west, 1o45 Fourth
street north. returned this morning
from Crosby, ". D., where she was
called by the Illness and death Of
her sister, Mrs. EdWtn Ralph.
MRS Elsie Bjerke Jeffreys has re-
turned to Fargo from Casper, Wyo.l
where she has been spending the
summer with Mr.. Jeffreys.
John Brink, of Detroit, Mimi, who
has spent the week here with his
brother and sister in law, Mr.. and
Mrs. RI J. Brink, 424 Sixth avenue
south. Mr.. Brink will leave with
Camp Custer, Mich. ..s..
Mrs. Harvey Mackin and daugh-
ter, Marvel, Of Streeter, N. D., are
among the guests at the fair today
Mrs. Mackin and daughter will &c
to Black Duck, Mimi, on Sunday for
a visit with relatives before return
ing to Streeter. While here they are
guests of Rev. E L. Kelly, or Dill
worth, MINI.
Major and Mrs. M. F. Steele. 7O7
Seventh street south, had as their
guests on Wednesday, Mr.. and Mrs
Cossin and Mrs. Fred Duchan, o1
Des Moines, Ia. who are spending
several weeks in touring the Mime
sofa lake district. Mrs. Duchan
whose husband, Colonel Duchan
Is with the American Expedttionary
forces in France, is an old friend Of
Major and Mrs. Steele and is spend
king the summer with Mr.. and Mrs
Cossin.
Mrs. Duchan is a woman that has
had a wonderful experience, having
been through the Boxer revolution
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20
DRAFTED men
LEAVE JULY %
FOR CAMP CUSTER

An elaborate program in honor of
the drafted men who leave for
Camp Custer next Wednesday, will
be held Tuesday afternoon under
the management or the Fargo War
Organization.
The parade will assemble at 4
o'clock sharp between the Great
Northern tracks and, Fourth avenue,
and at AIS o'clock will proceed down
Broadway.
Marshal D. S. Lewis and aides
will lead, and remaining units are
as follows: Chief OF Police Dahl
grep and members Of police depart
ment. drum corps, soldiers in train
ing at the Agricultural college, army
navy, and marine recruiting units,
the local draft board, Cass county's
selected men, service flag, War Or
ganIzation, Cass county officers and
employees, citizens.
At 4:40 o'clock the following pro-
gram will be given at the auditor
ium:
The master Of ceremonies being w
r. Tucker:
By audience-song-"Battle Hymn
Of Republic"-led by N. B. Black.
Address-Gordon B. Smith.
Presentation of comfort kits-Mrs
r. M. Pollock of w. c. T. u.
BY audience-song- America
led by N. B. Black.
Farewell by friends and relatives.
Entrainment July 24-N. P. depot
o'clock in the morning. Train de-
parture at o'clock.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20
IS
CHAIRMAN G. O.P.
STATE COMMITTEE
Mueller, Denies Sympathy
With N. P. League
Given Representation

Organization Of the Republican
state central committee was effected
in st. Paul at meeting attended by
candidates for state office and con-
gress. Gustav Lindquist, private
secretary to Governor Burnquist, IS
the new chairman; Fred l. Gray OF
Minneapolis is secretary and Hugh
E: Leach of Alexandria is treasurer
of the committee.
At the meeting. on Thursday. q
of the IS members Of the committee
were chosen. The other eight,
seven Of them by congressional
candidates, will be named at an ad-
journed meeting to be held on
August /.
Norman Mueller Of st. Cloud, the
only man nominated in the Republi-
can primaries through the efforts OF
the Nonpartisan league, when ques-
toned as to his stand, declared that
he had filed as a Republican and
would stand by the Republican
party and support the other Re-
publican nominees. His nominee
Charles D. Schwab of st. Cloud, for
place on the committee. was then
accepted.
Each of the nine candidates for
state office named a representative
on the committee, as follows:
Senator Knute Nelson, Lee NJ. Will
cults, Duluth; Governor Burnquist
Gustav Lindquist, st. Paul; Thomas
Frankson, Sidney J. Huntley, St
Paul; julius A. Schmahl, James A.
Larson, Walnut Grove; ]. A. O.
Preus, Fred H. Carpenter, Mime
apolis; Henry Rines, E. W. Stark,
Center City; G.. L. Hilton, Frank ].
Evans, Fergus Falls; Fred w. Put
nam, c.. A. Rasmussen, Red Wing;
Herman Mueller, Charles D. SchWabr
st. Cloud.
Congressman F. F. Ellsworth named
| I. N. Tompkins Of Redwood Falls
Walter H. Newton nominated John
II. Ray, jr., as his representative, and
Congressman G. B. Miller of Duluth
sent the name OF o. ]. Larson, Du-
luth. Other congressional selections
were deferred. The candidates named
is additional members Of the COM
mittee at large.
Labor is represented on the COM
1n4LLSS ny EtSu G1SsISI' +h1LlI4C@ PO1Io /,
Henry Goetzinger, st. Paul, and
George Winter, W1nona. Farmers
named to places on the committee
are Chris Heen, Osakis; W. S. Mos
Grip, Lake Elmo, and Walter Ander-
son, Badger. a
Others named are: Fred e Had
ley, Winnebago; Hugh E. Leach,
Alexandria; Fred L. Gray, Magnus
Martinson, e e. Smith, Minneapolis; |;
w. T. Francis, Sylvan Hess, st. Paul !;
L. T. Lobdnl, Spring Valley; A. B.
Coates, Virginia.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20
1857 Raised For
Red Star Society

Mrs. NJ. F. Steele, who has had
charge of the raising of fund for
the American Red Star society, re-
ported this morning that she has
forworded 1857. the contribution Of
Fargo people to headquarters of the
society in New York.
The American Red Star society
was formed for the purpose of
creating a fund for the care Of horses
that have been wounded in the war
and restoring them to usefulness.
The society was modelled after that
of the English Blue Star society,
which reports that since the be-
ginning OF the war, it has saved over
100000 worth Of horses. ~s~
The American Red Star society
is now maintaining a vetinerary
corps in France for the care Of these
injured horses. Any person who is
interested in this work and who
would care to make donation to
the cause is asked to mail check to
Fred Irish, treasurer for the Fargo
branch OF the American Red Star So
cietV r
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20
South Park Farm
Gets Big Prize

South Park farm, Fargo. S. F
Crabbe. proprietor, was awarded
first prize of 500, offered by the
Fargo Commercial club for the larg-
est and best general exhibit Of pure
bred cattle owned and exhibited by
North Dakota exhibitor at the
North Dakota State fair, according
to the special premium awards an
nounced today.
Mr.. Crabbe exhibited dairy cattle
Second prize Of $65 went to Lilac
Hedge farm, Grand Forks, with an
exhibit of Holsteins, and third prize
Of S35 to S. Currie. Park River
showing Jerseys.
Cups offered by the North Dakota
Dairymen's association were award
ed, as follows: Holstein grand
champion COW, Lilac Hedge farm.
Grand Forks; Jersey grand cham
pion cow, South Park farm, Fargo
and Ayrshire grand champion COW,
L. C. Richards. Grand Forks.
The silver loving cup Of the Du-
luth Commercial club. offered for the
best young herd Of dairy cattle, was
awarded to Island farm, Floodwood,
MINI.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20
Smell Knitter
Gets q Prize

Miss Muriel Hicks, aged seven
years, a daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
M. B. Hicks, s05 Third avenue north,
was awarded second prize at the
North Dakota State fair, for knit
ted socks. This little girls work was
judged with the other socks, and it is
certainly a great recognition of her
skill with the knitting needles to
receive this prize. @
This pair Of socks was the first
that the little girl had completed
and the only help that she received
with her work, was in the turning
Of the heel, She has just completed
her second pair. but with, these she
received no assistance from any one.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20
MOORHEAD CHURCHES,

st. Johns EpiscopaI-No Sun
| day services or Sunday school
during July and August.
First Presbyterian-Dr w. J.
Hall, pastor. Morning sermon,
Keeping Yourself and Kept by
God, Both Necessary. Evening
address, Why President Wilson
Urges Bible Reading and Bible
Study: Are His Reasons Suffi-
cient?"
GRACE NJ. E-Rev. George W.
Powell, miniser. Morning service
at 10:30; subject Of sermon, The
Cross and the Crown. Sunday
school at noon. Epworth league
at p. m. Evening service at
o'clock; subject of sermon,
Whose Image Does Your Coin
Bear?"
Trinity Lutheran DIR. Martin
Anderson, pastor. There will be
worship in the Norwegian Ian
guage Sunday morning. The
Lords Supper will be administer
ed at this service Those wishing
to partake of the Sacrament must
meet at 10 o'clock. Worship in
the English language at s o'clock.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20
Neu1 Order On
Anthracite

No anthracite coal Of the smaller
sizes will be delivered by fuel deal
ers to consumers except for use in
self feeders. This 10 the order re-
ceived this morning from State Fuel
Administrator J. F. MCGEE by Coun-
ty Fuel Administrator Adams. Egg
and larger sizes of anthracite may
be sold. under special ruling. for use
in furnaces that will not burn soft
coal
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20
Relief from
Heat Promised

Relief from the 90 degrees above
temperature, which prevails in Far
60 and the Red River valley today.
and has driven residents to the
shade, is promised by the weather
man for tonight and Sunday. Min
nesota is promised partly cloudy
weather, which probably is indlca :
tive Of light showers.
The heat of the past few days has
not injured crops, except in districts
where there has been little rain. OBJ
gers. say. Continued heat, however
win prove damaging. Rain Is need
ed in several parts Of the state.
particularly west Of Jamestown and
in the Slope country.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20
Hope Plans For
Draft Reception

The people Of Hope are arranging a
big send off" for the boys Of Steele
county next Monday. when over so
assemble to leave on the afternoon
train for Fargo
There will be a parade by the citi-
zens; meeting in the opera house to
be addressed by Judge Chas. A. Pol
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20
SOCIAL NOTES

Miss Muriel Babcock, who has been
employed as stenographer at The
Forum office for the past year, has
resigned her position, and will leave
on Sunday for Grand Forks, where
she has accepted a stenographic
position at the university. Miss
Babcock will also take work at that
institution.
Miss Lillian Lund Of the First Ma
tional bank, returned Friday even
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20
Petrogrdd Man
To Tell Of Russia

Present conditions in Russia viii
be the subject Of an address to bo
given at the Normal school, Moor
head, Monday morning by Prof. w.
M. Sternberg Of the University Of
Minnesota. This will be as near
first hand information as possible
as Prof. Sternberg was born and
educated in Petrograd--was In Rus
sia during the revolution in the
spring Of 1917.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

lock. Of Fargo. and a dinner given to
the boys.
It is expected the entire contingent
will arrive in Fargo Monday evening.
to leave with the Cass county boys
on Wednesday,
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

The regular meeting Of the
W. IL. @. will be held at 8 o'clock
Monday afternoon in the G. A. r..
,hall. Ali members Of the auxiliary
are requested to come at this time
and get the yarn for the summers
work and to turn in all finished arti-
elias
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

for the largest and best collection of
Red Cross garments. Armenia and
the Fargo branch were the only ex-
hibitors in this department, and the
Fargo display received medals for
excellence of work on all its gar
ments.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

Mrs. F.. w. McRoberts and chill
dren and Mrs. M. T. Baldwin, who
came from Detroit, Mimi, to at
tend the fair, returned to the Bald
win cottage on Friday.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20
Amenii,o. RedCross:
Gets Si1yer CUP.

The silver cup. donated to the
North Dakota Fair association by
the Hagen Newton JeweIry COM
pany Of Fargo, was awarded to the
Armenia auxiliary of the Cass county
chapter Of the American Red Cross,
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

Miss Tena Geddes and Miss. Flor
ence Gaines of the Rumely company,
will leave on Monday for a weeks
vacation visit at the Minnesota
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Jones iii
Ninth avenue north, have as their
guests for a few days, Attorney and
Mrs. Benjamin Tufts and son Of
Cooperstown, N. D.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

Mrs. w. A. DonneIly and daugh-
ters, Frances and Dorothy, of the
Colonial apartments, have returned
from a months outing at Shoreham,
MINI.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

Mrs. Aubrey Lawrence, 1923 Fifth
avenue south, left Friday evening
for Camp Dodge, where she will en-
joy two weeks visit with her son,
Ray Lawrence.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

Miss Esther Peterson, 1117 Fourth
avenue south. has had as her guest
for the week, Miss Grace Morris of
Mapleton. -....
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

Mrs. Samuel Breeze Toney and
son Malcolm, of Bismarck, are guests
at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs. w. w.
Fuller, 1115 Seventh street South.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

Mr.. and Mrs. L. H. Slime and fam
lily Of Tower City, who visited in
Fargo Friday. left this morning for
one Of the Minnesota resorts, where
they will spent a short time.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

Mrs. ]. G. Curtis and son, Harry
David, who have been guests Of Mrs.
Curtis parents, Mr.. and Mrs. D. e.
Dinan, 511 Fourteenth street South,
for the past two months, returned
to their home at Winnipeg on Fri
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

J. w. Clark Of Portland, Ore, is
a guest at the home Of his brother
w. Christianson of the Improve
ment building.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

Among the fair visitors in the city
on Friday were Mr.. and Mrs. Ward
Nelson of Devils Lake. Mr.. and Mrs.
John Bentley of Grandin and Mr.,
and Mrs. R. S. Philips, Grand Forks
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

Mr.. and Mrs. McManus will spend
a few weeks at one Of the Minnesota
lakes, before returning to Dilworth,
to nike their home, where Mr.. Nc
Manus is employed by the Northern
Pacific. Mrs. McManus was a
resident Of Fargo for a number Of
years before going to Dilworth nine
years ago.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20
Flour Limit for
Farmers Raised
From 6 to 12lbS.

The limit Of flour purchases By
farmers for men and women. work
,ers during the harvest has, been
raised from six to twelve pounds
per capita per month during haying
and harvest by A. D. Wilson, federal
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

st. Johns EpiscopaI-No Sun
day services or Sunday school
during July and August.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

HemstitchIng, picoting. pIeating
Mrs. A. Anderson, 6l7 8rd Av. N.-Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

Mr.. and Mrs. James Barnard and
Mr.. Barnards father, Melvin Barn
ard, all Of Minneapolis, who are
making their home in Fargo for the
summer months, have leased the
residence at 9 Eleventh street south.
The Barnard family are former
Moorheads residents. =.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1918-07-20

Miss Bette sttenkoff, 1119 Fourth
avenue south, has as her guest for
few days, her brother, John Stien-
koff Of Buffalo, N. D. Mr.. Stienkoff
Is among the Cass county draft men
who will leave for Camp Custer next
week.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1918-07-18
Another Wartime Substitute.
youngstown Telegram.)

HOMEGROWN lClSbiohht
Unison leaned back in his chair at
the dinner table. held cooky between
the thumb and first finger OF his
right hand, and eyed 1t closely.
Mrs. Unison looked. but did not
smile.
Pinching the cake and moving 1t
up and down as II to carefully ascer-
tain it's weight, Unison continued his
inspection. BY this time Mrs. Unison
was glowering.
WELL" she said, 81 suppose you are
going to poke fun at my cooking
again"
Far from it," her husband answer
| ed.
"Then what in the world are you
doing with that cooky?"
II was testing it's resiliency--"
"Its what?"
"And also taking note of its com
pactness and strength"
isn't that making fun OF IT."
my dear. you may have unwittinglS
made a great discovery"
"How's that?" o.
"Tihs thing may not be much OF
success as cake, but 1t might maxi
a wonderful substitute for rubber
heel"