Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-04-25
THE OTHER ANGLE
Liberty Day Parade.
BY KIRK MILLER.

Admitting that Wa1hlhSt0n cooks
have been evolving omelets all winter
without any eggs. and acknowledging
that unless Cuba rescues US as we did
her In 1898 our next tactical move will
be candy without sugar, tomorrow
Washington is going to hobble right
into the front door of the Eccentric
idiosyncrasies farther than the British
splashsd the canal at Zeebrugge.
Pennsylvsnia avenue has been paced
OFF by some OF tho noblest bunions
which ever calloused thsir way I'D a
hattsnsd BY some OF tho --latest arches
that ever waved In the local brsezes-
yet tomorrow we're going 70 have .
parade which will be all parade and no
spectstors-we hope.
all, drst-come- hrst-served psrades. to-
morrow's march IL to be the most dem
ocratio promenade. outside Of that daily
r street make, that was ever held of
Of Broadway. and Broadway doesn't care
how fast they come. nor when.
No. sir, the liberty loan committee
has made special request that spec
tators who expect to look at tomorrows
review up the Avenue give up the plot
and Jump right into the parade with
each hip pocket. # you wan. to see
tomorrowIs parade the best way to do is
to see it in the moving picture and see
what a bum imitation Of Charley Chap
lin you are. Everybody in America has
or another in this vale Of five-reelers
and extra added attractions. but to-
morrow your chance Ia coming to bust
into tho movies and bust right out
again:
resort to which the road 10 cobbled with
good intentions. all that you need to
blast your way into this procession to-
morrow Is one good intention--that Of
afhxing your vest pocket to a liberty
either sign an appllca ton or it will
take your word for it, and II that isn't
all right, then the kaiser isn't all
wrong. What could be fairer. as the
s1a 20 ne ysu ase ass
yourself which side Of the curbing you
are going to limp on tomorrow. II
you're hiding back OF q tree box
everybody will know that you're park
hat and your head. and II you're chas-
ing the street cars right loose from
their fiat wheels everybody will know
that you've climbed on the band wagon
vslop democracy and defeat dem ie as.
Wow.
Don't be q slicker.
Don't be like the bird who never
buys anything at the drug store but
rectory and samples tho acoustics. Cut
loose tomorrow with the largest liberty
bonds you can. without neglecting the
new set Of tires for the baby and the
summer canopy for the wife. Give
them what they need. subtract = little
for yourself and then unravel that bank
account until II hurts.
| II there 10 a Mosaic key on your cash
regtstsr get Q new piano that won,
play any tunes except over There
The world is already full Of no-salers
without adding any new octaves to the
pianoforte to ring up the sales that
they don't make. Get one Of those
Waving an American nag ana fur.
ntshsng free vocal calisthsnics aren't
enough to n max, k III. liberty loan r.,
IT'S s.ooe miles from fenniylvenia ave.
technics can't be seen there. even on :
nooniight night. Your dollars will
ring that liberty bell good and true
and thst's one thinE. they're due T.
hear over there on the Rhine. whsrl
Don't be ON the sidewalk tenasTfew