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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-01-25
ST, Armando.. era mi hijo.

-Sl, hElIGIIGO. : tia Hi iAJo-
Nuestros lectores han de tener
presente que el coronel estaba en- ia
~creencia de que Armando habia
muerto de resultas de las heridas
que recibi6 en- cl dessfio con el con
de Stewan.
Ell coronel continu6,-Si, Amman
DO era mi hUo, Y por vuestra causa
muri6 en- TN duelo, como murieron
otros amantes vuestros.
Todo ell mundo ignora que e. mar
ques P. Y el vizconde Ralph &c
batieron por vos, junto a Ia puerta
del jardin, y que a la salida de IN
bale dado en- vuestro hotel, dieron de
~punaladas a IN joven principe extran-
jero, por mandate vuestro; y por
ultimo, cue Ia muy noble Y v~irtuosa
sonora de Santa Lucia, fue madre a
los tres meses de matrimonio, mu-
riendo su padre al conocer IA hvian-
dad de su hija. Sois jovcn, sonora, Y
va teneis un pasado y IN p~resente
lleno de infamias Y de crimenes.
Mi hiio Armando, que os amaba
como mujer aiguna 10 fue, Sc batio
el mismo dia que ell condo Stewan
partio de Paris, con 81, Y fua muerto;
Ia bala del co1de le arranc6 la vida,
pero antes lie habiais vos arrancado el
~eorazon.
Supe la muerte de mi hijo, debido
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-01-25

-Yo no soy el captain Lambert,
sino 81 coronel Leon. 70 tenSa I'm
hijo de veinte ancs, delieado = rubio
". vos, de noble coraz6n y alma de
n;no. Este hijo adorable ha muerto;
mejor dicho, lie han asesinado... So
debilidad fisiea le prohibia manejar
IN arma en- icuales condolences que
otros .j6venes de su edaa.
Ell coronel Leon hizo una pausa y
dos gruesas lagrimas fueron a ocul-
tarse en- su ~crespado bigote.
I'm dia.-continuo,-una mujer
Sc interpuso en- su canine y, como
vos, era hermosa y sin corazon. Aque-
LA mujer alento al pobre Adolescence
y lie inspire una passion de esas q
las que solo Ia muerte pone termino.
Por espacio de dos meses adorme-
clio en- ST. brazos al sencillo ioven
m~intiendole amor, hasta que, satisfe-
chos sus apetitos carnales, lie aTrojo
de su lado a fin de entregarse a I'm
nuevo amante, Y como 81 este no fue-
Sc suficiente, abusando del derecho
de cobardia que tienen las mujeres,
do nj bofetada al enamorado joven
en ocasi6n de haberla este sorprendi-
do con 81 nuevo amante.
Al or las ultimas palabras Ia ba-
ronesa do IN critic e incenseienten,en-
re exclarl6:
-iArmando!
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-01-25

g una extrana circunstancia; ignc-
rardo que era yo su padre. me ref
rio el duelo el mismo condo, V por
tan grata n~oticia, diez minutes des-
puas tuve ell placer de darle de este
cadas Y ~arrojar 81 cadaver dasde 10
alto de una roca al a
Ahora sonora quedamos en- escena
los dos; veremos 81 yo logro domes-
ticaros.
-Piedad, senor,-dijo Ia baronesa,
Sc que merezco la muerte; decidme
81 vive mi hiio, Y luego despues TO-
mad mi vida 81 con ella habeis de
aplacar vuestra c6lera.
-iMataros,... No; vuestra vida es
POGO para saciar mi sed de vengan-
"a. Sois IN m6nstruc, pero 70 he
sabido heriros Ell la unica fihra SEN
sible cue hay en- vuestro coraz6n;
annals a vuestro hijo Y sobre este
descargare mi cdio.
Estas palabras eXasperaron de tai
modo 4 Ia baronesa, cue ~poniendose
de pie grito loca de Juror:
Jay de ii, miserable, 81 causas
el menor NAL a mi hijo!
-jAcaso por vuestra culpa no ha
muerto el MIC? Pero ibah!-continu6
Ell coronel,-ro soy un asesino; no
matare a vuestro hijo.
Esta pronesa calmo Ia c6lera de
Ia baronesa.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-01-25

de Armando. Ash fue que con tsls
descompuesto le dijo:
No hables; va Sc que mi hije Ia
muerto.
mil bombas! exclam6 JOB,
;quien os ha dicho tai cosa? Esta
herido, es verdad, pero lie salvaremos.
Estas palabras fueron para ell o
ronel 10 que para TN REQ Ia notifica-
ci6n de su indulto.
Con loca legrfa abrazo a Job 10
rando como IN nino.
Entonces comprendio cue ell conde
Stewan habia sido victima de I'M
error considerable muerto a su II
val.
Tai fue IA emoci6n que en- ell ami
no del coronel Cause Ia noticia de
que su hijo viva, que Sc desmayo
como una debil mujer.
Cuando recuper6 ell conocimiento
Sc encontro acostado en- su lecho.
Dos hombres habia a su cabecera,
job Y Gontran.
Las primeras palabras que pro-
%nunci6, fueron preguntando por su
hijo.
-vive, respondi6 Job, perossu es-
tado es grave, Y a in~stancias del me
dico he venido aqui a buscar eI re-
medic.
-SY Que remedio es csc? eycIa-
mo Ell %coronel; dilo pronto.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-01-25

-i\oS:
81 nj hiJo Nd n1e''o' sonora"
Y :! 'ec1 esq., hit" |e u" "'e0 u
SFlo1e " :" ""'oNes"'
DeSPHeS asFeS''
lie pereloo i III hlJo para sem
pre-, pero :" '"eSI'' no '0ieeS =
VeFie JanaS'
-i9h.-NS1"Iho o@E
. saoelS uohoe esd Il" h'Jo: Shs0
A2oels siuo '0S e que INe ~ liz ~
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-01-25
Ola DE pApAS.
CARiCATO.

Ash como Ia Administration de Pro-
visiones ha determinado el estab!e-
cimiento de Gias sin carne, sin trigo,
etc. asi ACADIA de proclamar ell vier-
mes como el "dia de papas,' conse
iando 4 todos los habitantes &c los Es-
tados Unidos. que dicho dia Sc coma
de preferencia papas :r!andesas, en-
substitution del pan Y de otros ali
mentos de iujo. va Sc ha dado aviso
a los concentrates a~b&rroteros de es-
Ia ciudad, para que los viernes pro-
curen vender al mas 5ajo pIe2io que
les sea possible, dichos tub&rculos.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-01-25
TIR0S Al BLANCO| POLITICA MENUDA

Los reos m~ilitares c~ondenados 4
muerte Y fusilados en- Toluca hace
una semana, Sc dirisieron el dia an
terror al de Ia ~ejecucion, por medic
de un mensaje ~telegrafico, a la Su-
urema Corte de Justicia pidiendo an
paro contra actos de! c~onsejo de Cue
IRA u los habia juzg2do. El men,
safe, como 81 hubiera lido en- burro,
lego dos dias despues de enviado Y
cuando Ia Suprema contesto ordenan-
do la suspension del acto reclamadc,
va los carranclanes toluquencs Sc ha-
bian dado gusto acribillando 4 bala-
EOS q sus victimas.
Lo cual quiere decir que en- Mexico
TODD anda nal organizado Y funciona
ACCOMPLISHMENTS, mencs Il muer-
te. Esta tiene arreglado TODD de ma
nera admirable y uRca falla. Podra
listed perder IN tren, 0 Il carta Ell
el correo 0 IN mensaje e. e. TELEGRAPH,
| pero 10 que es una bala c]arranclana
o una ~punalada constituciona:!St&,
esas, no las pierde listed por NADIA
, cuanGo Sc las mandarin.
= = :.
/ In peri6dico de Mexico, hablando
! del fracasado novimiento de Luis
Gutierrez, dice: "El infidente ha ca
minado de desastre Ell desastre. To-
dos los dias 10 abaHdonan U hom-
bres, Y Ia Ultima vez que fuc vistc
solamente le Quedaban siete......
Pues con seguridad que dsspues de
una semana, de Ia fecha zen que fuG
visto" no lc qued6 nj IN hombre 81
rcbrecito de don Luis, Y ei sGptimo
dia tuvo que abandonarse a 81 misgno,
a fin de no desmentir 81 period;cc CO.
rranclan.
= = :.
";TRAE listed DINERQ. .....?
iiCAIGASE CON Ell" :Qpe a US
tedes que es ESQ? Una intimacio2 dc
bandclero constitucionalista semejan-
te al iAzorrillense. de los plateados.
Una Erase familiar de don Venus
tiano? una nueva forma de saludo
entire los democrataS meX!canos....:
No, senior. Es, simple y Sencil!a-
mente, el titulo de I'm concurso a5ier-
to por "El Pueblo de Ia ciudad de
Mexico.
Que, ;ya estara otra vez don he
1ibcrto Barron en- FL Pueblo....?
Segln el jefe de los bomberos de
la ciudad de Mexico, para ser mienl-
bro de csc cuerpo Sc ne2esi;a ser
honrado, disciplinado, Y heroico."
Para ser mas breve. el jefe de los
bcmberos de Mexico pu0iera haber ci-
cho: Sc ne:esita no ser c]arrancis-
Ia"
CAPICITO
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-01-25

que despego e la ep9a mas tempestrosa para la dphonacla meNlSana !
el APPLAUSE nacional resono pGr tcdCs les ambtos del als. cuanaH IL mS'h-
uastabLe logca del Minhtro DchaSo hizo levar anclas e nucstras ccstas
a las w inglesas y espanohs, hacierdolas que tcmara7 Z !s
playas de Europa, e tanto faFtaban . Il paaha y 4 su e, ts nj 2 aeon
sejadcs agentes de Napoleon III. y que dsspues de esa pteyate giorlosa'
ascme ncy la cabeza en- el Minsteric mas Importance y dhicil IN palurdo
de Ia revolucf6n, IA veEdad -. solo pareceria Il n rasgo 6 oaenh NUMB ae
Carranza. qe seia NAL recihdo e. TODD 81 mund0.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-01-25
LXXV

A la vista de Job, ell coronel pail
tecio horriblemente, pues creyo que
este venia a participate Ia muerte
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-01-25
FREE LUNCH"

cada crimen tan horrendo,
que parece pesadilla:
81 "programa" estan eumpllen'
don Venus Y su cuadrilla.
Los de lie Legion de Honor"
s:embraa ~llantc, sangre. horror
por dondequiera que van.
e. ruy logic. senior;
es IN hencr.. caTranclan.
49,
I'm general licenciado,"
estudiante dcstripado.
llamado Tornado CueH,
fue nombrado. por. .bonito,
Gobernador del Distrito..
iBiea, muy bien.
Este senior, que va a. trote
rumbo . Ia p~osteridad,
aprendi6 q esgrimir garrote
en- les bales de popote'
de patios de vencidad.
$50
Los "reaccionar!os" tercos
que critican
al austero senior
de Cuatro Charcas,
restrieguense los bellies
Y ''hagan boca'
Ger esta becqueriara:
Los senores cue aver
de los presidios
las celdas ocupaban,
lucen hoy por las
Gales PARTICIPATES
char.eteras y espada;
los bancoS Sc han
cerrado q piedra Y lodo,
V estan vacias sus cajas,
' sus biEetes, codiciadoS
antes,
no valen cai NADIA;
q Ia hora en- Que Febo
ocupa altivo
e. CENT de 81 marcia,
4 Ia bora en- que
cncuentranse las GALES
p!et0ricas de genie
que trabaja,
no es ext-ano mirar
que dos sljetos,
. cuatro 81 hacen falta,
paran Z media
Gale . cua'quier ito
V % dejan sin NADIA,
sin que en- intevenir
siquiera piense
Ia poicia urbana,
porque a triste gendarme
cue 10 intente,
de SECURE 10 matan.
Por las GALES de Jauja
los mendigos
en- procesioneS marchan.
V hay gritos, ma!diciones
y ~protestas
Y susciros Y lag:imas;
al cue roba le
cuelgan charrete:as;
a. honrado lc matan:
Gejar. Al qaa Sc a7lona,
en- calzonzillos.
"incautaci6n'' sc Hama;
made tiene SECURE
ri m mvmelco
hogan, honor ii NADIA;
ei alirnento indispensable,
cnaSta
an ojo dc l. cara:
pero en- Chapultepec...
Yayan banQuetes
' bales ' parrandas:
Y ell gran pueblo
sufriio. V el pagano,
humildemente Gala.
e. prestigio de Mexico
Sc extingue,
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-01-25

TODD es lodo V miseria
;que sucede...?
LA demccracia p&sa!
CHANTECLER.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
EASY TO SEE HIS ERROR
Yankee at Once Perceived Why Eng
iishman Had Failed In His Elk
pertinent With "Fog Bricks"

Recently an American was showing
an English friend about the capital.
"Our government is very econom-
ical." said the American. when We've
TN extra thick fog they suck It into a
dig clstern and convert It into paint
for buildings"
"Really2" said the Britisher. Talk
ing about fogs reminds me that my
brother invented n machine for com
pressing fogs into bricks, and one thick
November day he turned out enough
material to build "A country house.
Eyes. he did. He moved into this
new house the next April. and was Il
happy man for two weeks, until one
morning he found himself, also his
family, lying out on the cold. damp
ground in company with some bits Of
furniture and some miscellaneous join
cry. The house had gone. but II was
the thickest morning ever seen In those
parts. OF course. you can guess what
had happened In the night those fog
bricks had somehow got back into their
original element.
"Well." drawled the Yankee. 81
reckon yer rel'tive ought 10 have glazed
those bricks. London Tit-Bits.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
TOO WEAK
TO FIGHT

The Comeback" man was really never
down-and-out. His weakened condition
because of overwork, lack of exercise, i'm
proper eating and living demands stimula-
ton 70 satisfy the cry for a health giving
appetite and the refreshing sleep essential
to strength. GOLD MEDAL Harlem Oil
Capsules, the National Remedy Of Holland.
will do the work. They are wonderful.
Three OF these capsules each day will put
q man on his feet before be knows it;
whether his trouble comes from uric acid
poisoning, the kidneys, gravel or stone in
the bladder. stomach arrangement or other
ailments that befall the over-zealous Amer
lean. The best known, most reliable rem
edy for these troubles is GOLD MEDAL
Harlem Oil Capsules. This remedy has
stood the test for more than 900 years
since its discovery in the ancient labora-
tories in Holland. 1t acts directly and
gives relief at once. Don't wait until you
are entirely down-and-out, but take them
today. Your druggist will gladly refund
your money if they do not help you. Ac-
cept no substitutes. Look for the name
GOLD MEDAL on every box. three sizes.
They are the pure. original, imported
HARLEM Oil Capsules.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
TOWN FATHERS KEPT BUSY
Municipal Authorities of Danzlg, Ger
many, Seem to Have Had Hand
In About Everything.

Frauleln Gertrude Banner, In the
diary which she contributes TO Die
Hilfe, quotes the following from an
official memorandum Issued at Danzig !:
1.-THE town deals In coal, babies
soothers, methylated spirits and petro-
leum, old clothes and wooden sOles ;
1t fattens pigs and geese and breeds
fowls and rabbits; II cooks dinner and
supper every day for many thousands
Of people II provides labor and horses,
distributes prizes for horse breeding,
and places orders for army supplies; 1t
estimates the harvest and counts the
cattle, extracts fat from bone, and
sells vegetables and fruit In certain
shops; II dries vegetables aud makes
sausages IL allots land for potato and
vegetable growing, and Itself cultivates
land; It collects or organizes the col
lection Of nettles and fruit stones; II
buys wood in Germany and In the oc-
cUpled territory; II kills beasts and
makes jam, examines applications for
leave from the front, and provides the
farmers with manure; 1t revlses the
prices of bread, matches, meat, boots
and various foods, catches fish, and
supplies machinery II collects copper
aluminium ana brass. and It distributes
sugar for jam making, and regulates
the feeding Of sick persons and ba-
bfpg"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
That After Effect.

From the observations of a cynic.)
saw dog after eat. ] saw cat
after a rat. l saw n yo,InS man after
my daughter. saw my neighbor after
the almighty dollar. l locked at the
fnfinitesimal bit of change l received
from that same dollar after buying a
dozen eggs. / heard the plant of the
wife after her husband got home at =
a. m. heard one of these after-dinner
speakers. am fed up on this after
the-war stuff. ! heard of workman
after higher wages. The preacher
tries to scare me about this after life.
saw boy take after his father. ]
saw another fellow after my job and |
saw a chap the morning after the night
before. don't need to see the
kaiser after the war to convince me
that this life is just one blankety blank
thing after another. - indianapolis
Star.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25

The teacher was teaching the mean
ing of some new words. Among them
was the word monopoly" She told
of the monopolies of Elizabeth's reign
and then of some of the present day.
Then to make sure that every one I'M
derstood 1t she decided to make rIore
specific example.
"Jakie"-she turned to the son of n
Observation-Disclosures that there was
a great snow on the ground and that
all the sleds this town held be-
longed to your father What would
he then have?
Jakie's eyes grew bright and his
voice eager as he flashed back the an
swer: "a chance to make a lot OF
money"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
His Mothers Accomplishment.

Theodore. aged four. was visiting
relatives in the country. He stood
watching his aunt preparing to light
the kitchen fire, and observing his In
terest, she inquired if his mother. too,
burned wood.
NO" he answered dejectedly. "she
don't burn wood" Then his eyes
lighted up and he added triumphantly
but she burns the dinner sometimes -
-Harper's Magazine.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
RELIABLE PRESCRIPTION
FOR THE KIDNEYS

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi.
cine.
1t is physicians prescription.
Swamp-Root is a strengthening medi-
cine. 1t helps the kidneys, liver and blad.
der do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp-Root has stood the test Of years.
It is sold by all druggists on it's merit and
it should help you. No other kidney medi-
cine has so many friends.
Be sure to get Swamp-Root and start
treatment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & CO., Binghamton, n. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
This Man No Wanderer.

Fifty years in one job is not COM
mon thing these days, but that is the
splendid record Of man Mt Tam
worth, New South Wales, who was a
collar-maker for fifty-one years. lie
swept out the Methodist church week
ly for fifty years, has been in the
choir for forty years, and in the town
band forty years. He Is now seventy
years old, and is still working and like
ly 10 be so.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
pIseovered--A New State.

Francis was sitting at the table dill
gently studying his next days geog-
raphy lesson. After porting over the
map of the United States for some
time he turned to mother with the
question:
"Where is the state Of Innocence ~
'What do you mean. chlld?" mother
asked in establishment.
WELL" explained Francis "the
teacher told US today that Adam and
Eve was horn in the state Of limo
cence, but / can't find IL on this map"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
Prospective pIsappointment.

''Yassum!" said Sister Maudie Wad-
dies. yves done whipped de Ger
mans. Nah husband is over dar. and
l reckon he made "a hand at it.
s'pects when dat black man gifts home
he'll be so pulled up he'll think he can
whup me. Right den and dar he's
gwine to 'skiver dat / amt no Ger
man."-Kansas City Star.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25

Ashland-The dye plant being built
by Chicago interests near Cable is ex-
pected to be completed Feb. /. when
more than 200 men will be employed
One building. 4S0x80 feet, and anothcI,
6OxS0. comprise the first Unit of a
plant which may De enlarged later
Five carloads. of machinery have been
installed. A portion of the DUPONT
powder plant, Barksdale, is TO be con
verted into dye plant
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
Some DIHerence

Jack Barrymore, the actor. was in
group who were cracking conun-
drums, when he asked; Now, you
fellows seem very clever at such
things, so tell me what is the differ
ence between mosquito and an ele-
plant"
"The difference?" asked one.
eyes" answered Barrymore.
They all gave 1t up, when the actor,
walking away, said:
'Their shape"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
A Fine Comb. Maybe.

'Oh, you should have seen Myrtle
last night" exclaimed big sister gush-
ingly. "She had her hair done up
just too sweet for anything"
Maybe she used a honey comb on
It." said the irresponsible small
brother.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25

Women all over the world realize more
and more that their work at home helped
the men at the Front 1t involved
physical strength Women at home
should study nursing for the home A good
way TO learn is to ask your druggist for
copy or send Soc to publisher Of the
Medical Adviser" 663 Main ST., Buffalo,
N. Y, and get copy of their 1000 page
book bound in cloth, with chapters on
First Aid, Taking Care OF the Sick or
Wounded, Physiology, Hygiene. Anato-
my, Sex Problems, Mother and Eabe.
Nobody, man or woman, can DO sood
work when health is impaired. If a
woman is nervous or has dizzy spells,
suffers from awful pains at regular or ir-
regular intervals she should turn TO tonic
made up Of herbs, and without alcohol,
which makes weak woraen strong and sick
women well. 1t is Or. Pierces Favnrits
Prescription. Send DIR. Pierce, Buffalo,
n. Y, 10 cents for trial package.
Troy Center, Wls.-"This is to certify
that have used DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription and found it very beneficial.
few FEARS ago ! suffered general break
down | got very weak and thin-just felt
miserable all over. | began taking Favor
tie Prescription and in six months / was
entirely wen. ! also gave it TO my daugh-
ter when she was about IS years old Tor
general weakness and it brought her cut
in fine condition ! am a great believer n
this medicine and recommend it to women
who are ailing. Mrs. G. Kehoe.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25

Racine-At a massmeeting held at
the gymnasium of the Y. M. c. A. res
ulutions were unanimously adopted
urging the senator and assembly men
from Racine county to support the bill
for the amendment to the national
constitution which provides for ma
>ionwide prohibition. Copies of the
resolutions will be sent to the legisla-
sive representative of the county and
to the senate and assembly.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
conyIno Their Elders.

Robert and Harold had been angry
at each other for several days. One
day they arrived home from school
arm III arm and when Robert was ques-
toned as to his sudden change Of
heart. he explained: me and Harold
signed an armistice this morning."
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
CutlcUra CompIexIons.

Nothing better than Cuticura Soap
daily and Ointment as needed to make
the complexion clear, scalp clean and
hands soft and white. For free sam
Piles address "Cutlcura. Dept K, Bos-
ton" Sold by druggists and by mail.
Soap 25. Ointment IS and 5O--Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
No Wonder.

The Burglars Sweetheart-Ya say
yer man Is a safe robber7
The Teggman's wife-Oh, he says
he's safe. but l keep tellin' him they'll
git him one OF these fine nights.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
How's This ?

We offer $4,000 for any case OF c9tarrh
that cannot be cured by HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE Is TAX
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
Sold by druggists for over forty years.
Price 75c. Testimonials free.
u. ]. Cheney & Co. Toledo, Ohio.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25

Oshkosh-The meanest man, or
maybe it was a woman, has been in
this city lately. The person has not
been identified but if found will get
Christmas gift box of the Salvation
army from the lunch counter at the
interurban station of the local electric
railway 1t had in it about $40 in
tended for Christmas dinners for the
poor children of the city.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
"Nuf sed.n

The following sign appeared recent
~ on the door Of a Baltimore bust
ness establishment
store closed during alterations"
The name Of the firm IL Casey &
Cohen.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25

Beloit - Forty-one dolls are to be
sent to Mrs. Albert Smith. Beloit col.
lege alumnus, and now a teacher In a
missionary school in Tennessee, to
use in her work among the mountain
children, some of whom never owned
a doll. Beloit college girls made up a
fund for purchasing the dolls.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
Navy uces More Vessels.

There are now four times as many
vessels in naval service as year ago
The estimated pay Of officers and men
In the navy for the first year Of war
was S12J,O00.OO0
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25

best upon everything that goes through
your hands.-Dr. Orison SWEET Marden.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-12-25
His Position.

"An ounce of pluck is worth ton
Of luck"
'Still. If ] had luck coming my way
by the ton wouldn't do any kicking"