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A. A. WORSlEY.

votion to the interests of his fellow
citizens.
William r. Gates, president of the
Federal Steel Fixture Company. is
one Of the solid business men Of Chi.
cago. He is universally respected in
the trade.
Trustee J. mes NJ. DALEY OF the San.
itary District always looks after the
Interests Of the people.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1918-03-02

Julius Oswald. the well known bar.
Der at 154 West Randolph street, 10
very popular with the city hall boys.
40
Stillman B. Jameson 10 one Of the
coming men In the Republican party.
He 10 honest and able.
~9
John T. o'Mal,cy OF 1922 North
Wells street, the popular proprietor
Of the big Wells Boarding Stables, is
one of the best liked Democrats In
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1918-03-02
COUNTY OFFICIALS

States Attorney,
MACLAY HOYNE
County Treasurer,
HENRY STUCKART,
Recorder Of Deeds,
JOSEPH F. HAAS.
Sheriff,
JOHN z. TRACER.
County Judge,
THOMAS F. SCULLY.
County Clerk,
ROBERT M. SWEITZER.
Probate Judge,
HENRY HORNER.
Probate Clerk,
JOHN A. CERvENKA,
Criminal Court Clerk,
FRANK ]. WALSH.
Superior Court Clerk,
JOHN HIGHLANDER.
Circuit Court Clerk,
AUGUST MILLER.
Coroner,
PETER NJ. HOFFMAN.
President County Board,
PETER REINBERG.
Board Of Review.
FRANK s. RYAN,
FRED w. elOCkl,
EDWARD r. LlTzlNGER.
Board Of Assessors.
WILLIAM n. WEBER,
ADAM WOLF,
GEORGE X. SCHMIDT,
CHARLES RINGER,
MICHAEL X. SHERIDAN.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1918-03-02

human beings. But not on duty. But
II you can chum up with the chap In
KHAKI ut an opportune time, you may
be told some funny things-all about
strange providers seen ON the midnight
trick, sinister-seemng contrvances
discovered under cuycrts, officers
whose identity is mistaken and other
things.
"A few nights since half-frozen
sentry before the side gate of big
military establishment here beheld n
solitary and STOPPING figure creeping
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1918-03-02

VNCIUSINV CITCIVS UI WUSHIHEIOH, WUS
one OF the first converts to the cOnser-
walton Of food, and one of the most
ardent. A prominent Washington
woman remarked soon after the
Hoover household was established In
the national capital:
you needn't tell me the HOOvers
save food. ! know the cook. and she
couldn't be induced TO ecOnOmize."
Nevertheless, after time of sOr.
row and of stress of wounded profess
siOnal Dride the cook becnme undpr
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1918-03-02
DEMOCRATIC
Committeeman

Democratic national Committeeman
for Illinois-Charles Boeschenstein.
Edwardsville.
Democratic State Committee.
Chairman-Arthur w. Charles, Car
mi.
Vice Chairman-Douglas Pattison.
Freeport; Terence f. Moran, Chicago;
ed. NJ. Spiller, Marion.
Secretary-lsaac B. Craig, Nation.
Treasurer-Ernest Hoover, Taylor.
Vile.
Sergeant-at.Arms-Jerry J. Kane,
East st. Louis.
Democratic County Committee.
James NJ. Daley, chairman.
William p. Feeney, secretary.
Managing Committee Of the Democrat.
io Party OF Cook County.
Chairman-James NJ. Daley.
Vice Chairmen--Joseph Rushkewicz.
Frank F. Roeder. Anton J. Cermak,
James NJ. Whalen, Frank II. McCul.
ioch.
Chairman of Executive Committee
Henry Stuckart.
Secretary--William P. Feeney.
Assistant Secretary--John F. Qu!n.
Ian.
Financial Secretary--Jacob Lind.
heimer.
Treasurer-Fred W. Blocki.
Sergesnt.at.Arms-Joh ]. Leonard.
First Ward-Michael Kenna.
Second Ward-William j. Graham.
Third Ward-Thomas d. Nash.
Fourth Ward-James NJ. Daley.
Fifth Ward-Patrick ]. Carr
Sixth Ward-John p. Gibbons.
Seventh Ward-James NJ. Whalen.
Eighth Ward-John II. Mack.
Ninth Ward-John ]. Leonard.
Tenth Ward-Joseph W. Cermah
Eleventh Ward-A. J. SABBATH.
Twelfth Ward-Anton ], Cermak
Thirteenth Ward--Martin J. o'Brien,
Fourteenth Ward-Patrick A. Mash.
Fifteenth Ward-Thomas p. Keane.
Sixteenth Ward--Stanlsy II. Kunz.
Seventeenth Ward-Joseph Rushke-
wicZ.
Eighteenth Ward-Bernard J. Gro
gan.
Nineteenth Ward-John Powers.
Twentieth Ward-Dennis ]. Egan.
Twenty.frst Wsrd-John F. o'Mal'
ley.
Twenty.secsnd Wari-Rudolph L.
schapp.
Twenty-thtrd Ward-Joseph l.. Gill.
Twenty-,ourth Ward-Frank F. Roe
der.
Tweny.htth Wsrd-Harry R. Glib
bons.
Twsnty.sixth Ward-Henry A. Zen
der.
Twenty-seventh Ward-Neil Murley
Twenty-eighth Ward-Frank Pas
chen.
Twenty.ninth ward-Emmett Whea
ran.
Thirtieth Ward-James F. Heser.
man.
Thlrty.hrst Ward-Michael X. sheri
dan
Thirty.second Ward - Frank J
Walsh
Thirty-third Ward-Timothy Grove
Thirty fourth Ward-1oseph o. Kost'
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1918-03-02

this winter and others were chught Dy
hawks because they were improperly
nOurished and unable to protect them
selves.
There was time when the Fish
and Game Protective association
looked after the birds, but that organ
ization no longer Is In existence. DIR.
w. s. Harlan, who served as an officer
of that association for many years,
recently contributed SO toward the
purchase of feed for the birds, and
recently feed WINS purchased at the
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1918-03-02


as "IOOverie' could WISH
is meaess day with the oovers poultry food
next day Sometimes n
Meat
poultry
tins, gzzard
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1918-03-02

some Of the unnecessary conversation.
2-Conserve shoe leather by re.
naming ut your desk remember you
are supposed to be stenographer, not
u foorwalker.
3-If you're hungry, go out and
get something to eat; don't hang
around chewing the rag.
1--WE have wheatless and meat
less days; let's have feetless days.
Keep your feet on the foyr, not on
yoir dpel,
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1918-03-02

IIVT, UTTV TTIIN NVIIIITTI, VO''' SIT " TTVF
pace In the direction of the afternoon
promenade.
When a woman suddenly yells out
on u crowded thOrOughfare, "Oh,
there's my darling boy" you sort o
get interested In The darling one.
When the two women got to +
street they stepped across the side.
walk to the curb. There was an au.
tomoblle standing there, with u young
man and II dog on the front seat.
Tho Mnmnn In search of hnr lur.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1918-03-02

Chicago. He Is one of the coming
men Of the party and should he ever
run for office would be q certain win.
ner.
~
Addison street. one OF the widest
and longest east and west streets on
the north and west sides. should be
made . boulevard.
Frank Rice, general manager OF the
Benjamin Electric Company, il one OF
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1918-03-02
New Rules for Stenographers in One War Office

0NE
efficiency
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1918-03-02

threw her
u
for
"What kind n dog hep asked the
The chauffeur winked ut the dog and replied calmly:
'Nryiu Ound
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1918-03-02
Saving the Districts 1900 Quail From Starving

THERE than twelve hundred quail in the District of Columbia
said that number Of the birds
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1918-03-02
Mrs. Hoover's Cook Becomes an Ardent Hooverizel

follows
than Mrs Herbert
The Hoover cook who has wide
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1918-03-02
THE CtIC 90 EACLE,
|WlASHlNGTONfs 81
SIDELIGHTS -
Washington Sentries Have Many Amusing Encounters

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES general belief the
w Establishments bridges
nutonotons do talk laugh
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1918-03-02
Her Darling Boy Was Only Mexican Fish Hound

CON THERE'S a
+
horoughae would
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05
Demonstrators Teach Value of Potatoes
By the u. S. Department Of Agriculture

Thirty million bushels of potatoes the
years must be eaten before July they will
cheap food most places At two pound
food value to bread at eight cents loaf Every potato wheat
Fifteen hundred
department Of agriculture and the agricultural
to push the potato along wepavd way They teaching how
mashed potatoes substitute for wheat flour pies
and cakes they instructions in the making
sopd and baked dishes They showing how they can train
their families to eat potatoes cheerfuly three times day.
In the cities the gospel of potatoes patriotism spread through
the kitchen tie neghborhood cente the clubs the churches
onstratons settlement houses talks before auxa
Potato booths being local
and the schools and clubs being enlisted the big
In the country the work spectacular but telling for
voluntary workers the potato idea carried directly thousands
n their ownh
These homedemonstration workers defeating their
energy the work of aiding the of the their
ean problems and proving and every day
practical
and homes of American women
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05
BODY MAKES ITS OWN HEAT
Comes as Natural Result of Chemical
Changes Which Are Constantly
Taking Place.

The heat of our bodies is the direct
result of the chemical changes which
take place in all the tissues and or
gans of the body. Brubacker's Physi-
ology says that leach contraction of n
muscle, each act of secretion, each ex-
hibition of nerve force Is accompanied
by the evolution of heat.
1.-THE chemical changes" II contin-
ueS, ARE for the most part of the ma.
ture of oxidations, the union of oxygen
with the elements, carbon and HYDRO
gen, of the food principles either be-
fore or after they have become con-
stituents of the tissues.
1.-The ultimate source of the body
heat is the latent or potential energy
In the food principles, which was alb
sorbed from the suns energy and
stored up during the growth of the
vegetable world" When the food
whether this be directly vegetable or
vegetable that has been transformed
into meat by being eaten by an ami
mails digested i'm our bodies il is
reduced by oxidation TO relatively
simple bodies, such as urea. carbon
dl0Xide and water, with a liberation of
a large portion of their contained en-
ergy, which manifests itself as heat
and mechanical notion
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05
English Hereditary Offices.

Conventional epithets have once
more been used i'm the English news
papers about the late Lord Londesbor-
ough's hereditary office as vice admi-
raj of the Yorkshire coast. In reality
there are many similar appointments
in force elsewhere. The lord MAYOR
of Bristol is vice admiral of the chan
mel as far down as Holmes and DOS
sesses an ancient silver oar, which he
is entitled to have borne before him
In virtue of his office. BY fiction OF
medieval law all dead persons washed
up by the tide were considered TO be-
long TO the parish in which the Mer-
chant Venturers stand, and births at
sea were registered there. Before the
organization of the royal navy had
been fully developed it was convent
ent TO intrust the interests of tie
crown In regard to the duties of he
admiralty TO local gentlemen. like he
DenisOns Of Scarborough, from which
the earls of Lonsdale derive. of SIff-
cient standing to be immune from
sympathy with smuggling. which was
the chief difficulty in early times. For
handling maritime questions special
qualifications were necessary, which
the lord lieutenant, If he were seated
inland, might not possess.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05
TAKES PLACE OF REAL EYE
Invention Of French ocuiist invaluable
to Soldiers Who Have Suffered
Disagreement.

The high velocities and high explo-
siveness Of the present-day projectiles
often result i'm facial wounds OF most
horrible appearance. in the repair Of
which the surgeons meet with extreme
difficulties. In particular. soldiers re-
turn from the line OF fire not merely
with an eye shot out. but with the en-
tire lid and eye socket destroyed, and
the absence of these foundations has
often made the insertion of an arti-
fetal eye impossible.
Until the present moment there has
never existed any means for conceal
ing this Disagreement and restoring 10
the unfortunate victim the appearance
or normal man possessing two eyes.
But quite recently n French oculist.
Henri Einius, has made IL possible TO
do this even when the eyelid is entire
~ missing.
In its essential features the apparatus
consists OF an artificial eye. eouipped
with lid of any convenient plastic
material-paraffin or holding paste.
colored to match the subjects COM
plexion. This eye is furnished also
with lashes, TO give to il 10 the fullest
extent the appearance OF a natural
eye. 1t derives its support from fine
metal wires attached to eyeglass or
spectacles, so adjusted that when the
latter is placed upon the nose. the
artificial eye falls accurately into its
cavity. The eye may easily be sepa-
rated from these attachments for
cleaning.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05

Here are quotations from some II
the examination papers submitted by
indianapolis school children for credit
in the art courses at the John Heron
Art institute:
His way Of working was very tech
nique'"
There was picture Of st. Gather
Inc receiving the crown from an
angle"
Michael Angelo has many paintings
In the Renaissance, which is a building
In France"
'"The sargent did the freeze In a
room in the Boston Library"
Hoffman painted most Of the Prima
Donna. The most famous is the Sis
tine Madonna"
"One of the greatest painters of all
times painted beautiful pictures on the
ceiling of church somewhere in the
United States. and this great artists
name was Michel Angelo"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05
Bread From Cotton Seed;
Provides Salad DRESSING
anG a Butter Substitute.

The cotton plant, upon which the
world depends so largely for clothing,
is rapidly increasing in Importance
as food producer. Oil from the cot
ton seed, formerly almost monopolized
by makers of high grade soap, now
appears upon the table in the form Of
palatable salad dressing and also as
lard and butter substitutes. More re-
Gently the seed has been made to yield
flour from which bread pleasing to
the taste and as nOurishing as lean
beefsteak is baked. A bakery in a
Southern city is selling 400 loaves of
it week.
The annual value of cotton seed
products is placed at S250,000,0OO, one
half the output being used for food.
Farmers are now receiving $40 to $50
a ton for the seed, as compared to
Sc or 81 a quarter of a century ago.
The yearly crop is about 100000
tons, a great asset to the consumer
at this time IF extreme high prices
for pure lard and dairy products.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05
Dimensions of Capitol.

The entire length of the capitol
building at Washington from north to
south is 151 feet 4 inches, and its
greatest width from east to west is
800 feet. The area covered by the
building is 153.112 square feet. The
dome is of cast iron; its height above
the base line OF the east front is 2s7
feet inches; the diameter of its base
is 49, feet . inches. The bronze statue
OF Freedom on the top of the dome
is 10 feet inches high and weighs
1885 pounds. The rotunda is 96 feet
G inches in diameter and its height
from the floor TO the top of the Canopy
$50 feet 3 inches.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05

Shoot
Il want and need it badly and
sand will the four
ought leave O
WELL I'll be replied the
business white a
the
mo; think
too replied the preacher
olar
"Al right
walk the polio will
mo" to
word
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05

pert golfers, Mortified, hurried over
and grabbed the club of the Dutch
man.
"'Oh, my dear fellow he exclaimed,
you never can accomplish anything
with such nigh mound for your ball.
And then the golfer lifted up the
ball, kicked Wagner's fOur-inch mound
TO dust and built another about a half
inch tall, placed the bali on it and
then. turning to Wagner, CALCULATED !:
There; that's about the proper
height
Wagner surveyed the new mound
and then said:
L think like the higher one bet
ter and at once rebuilt the mound to
its original fOur-inch size.
"And then, while the veteran golfers
sadly shook their heads because of the
fool idea of Wagner, the Dutchman
swung, caught the ball fairly, and
made the longest drive ever recorded
on Hot Springs golf course"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05

Gang"
chairs and table, a
respondent of Baltimore
the
bread and butter and other things.
AT one of raids they trod gardens all
Now these bad,
Juvenile officers the
Juvenile
officers played
excitement and become The juvenile
regular start n
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05
Cherry Time.

Cherries, like other small fruits, may
be canned without cooking Crush
the fruit well and mix with equal parts
of sugar; stir until The sugar is
we'll dissolved before canning. Care
should be taken that the jars are
sterilized, and that they are perfectly
sealed; then keep in a cold place
A few preserved cherries to use as a
garnish for various dishes are quite
an addition to the fruit closet. When
canning cherries, if kernel or two
OF the pits are added TO each Jar, the
flavor of almond, which is most deli
cate, is given to the fruit.
The Royal Ann, which is a sweet,
juicy cherry, makes a most delicious
salad. Sprinkle the cherries, after
pitting them, with little lemon juice
and sugar. Served in a fruit bowl,
garnished with cherry leaves, one has
a most refreshing breakfast dish.
A pretty garnish for cherry jelly or
other desserts is the fresh cherry left
in punches with the stems on, dipped
in powdered sugar. Arrange around
the jelly or nodded dessert.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05
N.. hA<~seo
City Boys Keener of Ear
Than Are Country Fellows

English army doctors, finding city
boys keener of ear than country boys,
adopt the theory that the quietude of
rural districts explains the difference,
says the New York World. Urban
noises. they argue, keep the aural
nerves in a state constantly respon-
sive. Looking across seas, these sa-
wants may discover that the keenest
human ear ever known, those of the
Indians and the frontiersmen. have
been developed in the silences of
American forests and prairies. 1t
seems probable that hearing, like
many another faculty. depends for its
active strength upon the exercise due
TO necessity. 1t is need. rather than
noise. which keeps a listeners nerves
on the alert
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05
Few Senators Present to
Hear the Opening Prayer

Some time ago. when the archbishop
of York, primate of England, was in
Washington he prayed at the opening
of a session of the senate. Most of
the senator's were present. They all
listened devoutly and attentiveIy and
when the archbishop wound up with
the Lords prayer they joined in with
him. There is nothing very extraor-
binary or striking about this incident
until ii Is considered in connection
with the attendance of the senator's
on ordinary occasions when prayer is
offered in the senate chamber. Often
there are only handful of senators
and few youthful pages present On
one occasion only one senator and n
few pages were on hand when the
opening invocation was delivered
Pathfinder.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05
Heavy Demand for Rubber

The world discarded $4,000 tons Of
automobile tires during 1916. Adding
to this the large number Of bicycle
tires thrown away every year by their
owners. il appears that the world
spends every year ar least s600O00.-
600 for pneumatic tires alone. Nearly
100000 automobiles are now In use
in the United States. To supply these
with tires nearly $1,000 tons OF India
rubber are needed every year. and the
American automobile owners pay every
year as much as $200OO0.o00 for tires.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05


where he length Liberty
Pausng
spell his eloQuen he realized that needed
forth The
Blu IIersh-
field fellow
the happened in
through losing his hat the
Whitman
nit
hand with the lid
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05

probably
the western of the United States prehistoric
which
logical explorers
The
through
ISLE broke
upooed
While 1t has been pronounced
While
those %
declare that the
all
huge teeth and musaches exactly like aser's
Some
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05

governors was Of the stOvepipe va
riety-tall and very shiny-and the
other one was a derby.
The governor, who was announced
as the speaker of the evening, came in
while Isidore Hershfield was opening
the meeting, and was ushered to the
stage box, where his military secre-
tary, who followed him, received his
tall hat and his overcoat and carefully
deposited them in a corner Of the box.
AS soon as Mr. Hershfield finished,
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05
Hans Wagner's Idea of Size
Was Right When It Came to
= Building Golf Ball Mound

Barney Dreyfuss always delights In
recounting the tale of Hans Wagner's
first golfing experience.
Some years ago, while the Pirates
were training in Hot Springs de-
clares Dreyfuss, "some of the enthusi-
astic golfers tried to get Wagner IL
terested in their game. But for a long
time Honus would not enthuse. AT
last, however, they succeeded i'm lur-
ing him to the links and armed him
with driver and a golf ball.
"Honus grabbed a handful of earth
and built himself q huge mound, on
which he placed the ball. Just as he
was about to drive off, one of the ex-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05
Interesting Facts

Less than two in every 10000
factory operatives meet death
from accidents connected with
their work.
A recent 1919 per cent bonus
10 British munitiOn workers is
costing the country $70O,OOO,OOO
a year.
Two thousand four hundred
college men have been enrolled
for work in shipyards for the
duration of the war.
The federal bureau of mines
reports that there were 2,696 IA
talities in the coal mines of this
country last year.
Canadian unions want a labor
representative on the committee
10 aid vocational training among
returned soldiers.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05

a disadvantage. The Y. III. c. A. will
not take them in as members because
they are afraid the bad boys would
make their boys bad. The young
men OF the church have been good
enough to organize q Big Brothers
club. But the Big Brothers try to
make good boys out of them by teach
ing them lot of the Bible at one
time, so they have let the opportunity
Of swim and other enjoyments go.
A group of - organized q regular
bows club and called il the Gut
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05
Cherry Fritters.

Make batter of cupful and half
of flour, barley or corn flour, mixed
with equal parts of wheat flour; sift
with two teaspoOnfuls of baking pow
der, half teaspoonful of salt and one
half cupful of milk, one beaten egg.
AT the last add cupful of pitted cher
ries that have been covered with SUI
gar and allowed to stand for an hour.
Drop by spOonfuls into hot fat, and
fry to a golden brown. Serve with
sauce made from the cherry juice and
sugar.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05
Necessary Expenditure.

II say, Brown, can't you manage to
pay me that $40 you owe me? / need
the money"
lawfully sorry, old man, but can't
do it."
II notice you manage to go to the
theater two or three times a week.
though"
''That's just it. The thought that 1
owe you money is worrying me so that
i have to do something to help me for
get it."
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-07-05
His Wife's Fault.

''This man says you owe him money,
SAM" said the judge.
Oats right, judge, / does"
swell, why don't you pay him?"
"Why, hain't got nothin' t. pay him
wiv', judge"
swell, why haven't your
ITO tell de homes truf, judge, s'pects
my wife has felled down on de jobr