Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-11-02

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For they who write to please the
Hunt
VOssIche Zeitung, der Tagenblatt
Must hand them out a lot of rot
OF how the Hindenburg foul line
VIII move to center field on time;
Now Turkey lOst-Thnnksgiving Day!
And TrOtsky bowling for back pay.
With Ted md Taft back On the job
To see the Huns cleaned to the cob.
No more pOw-wow; right In the neck.
They're guilty! Sentenced! Death,
by heck!
Here's a picture of Old Nassau in
war days: I'm the crowded days of
the new generation there is NJ time
for academic leisure or for very much
in the way of organized athletics,
though from 4.15 to $50 in the after
noon we are reminded that this used
to be the football season. by seeing
a group punting in the quadrangles
of the lower campus. Tennis and a
few other games are still played I'M
til $50, when the flag is lowered to
the tune of the Star Spangled an
ner" when every student on the cam
pus interrupts his game to face Old
Glory and stand at attention while
the Stars and Stripes are slowly low
cred on the new fagpole between
Wing and Clio Halls, the latter being
now the officers headquarters of the
Students Army Training Corps.
Franklin and Marshall College Will
lose two of it's best players in the
persons of Captain Henry Marshall
and Ken Johns. both of whom are
about leaving for an Officers Tram
ing Camp.
Dan Bunts says: IF they're going
TO make the whole world safe for the
Democratic party, a good place to be
gin would be right here in Harris
burg where they're gettin' scarcer
than three-legged rabbits"
81 met our new minister on my way
to Sunday school, mamma" aid VIII
lie, land he asked me II l ever played
marbles on Sunday"
What did you answer" asked
mother.
81 simply said: Get thee behind
me, Satan!' and walked off and left
I'm, was tue ttluihPhdH' lSSP
Chicago, Nov. 2.-Major Branch
| Hickey, president of the st. Louis
| Cardinals, is to be the next president
| of the National League, according to
well defined rumors current in base
| ball circles here to-day.
According to reports Hickey al
ready is assured of five votes and five
! are enough to elect. Those who are
/ said to have pledged support &c
| Hickey are:
, Charles Weeghman, of the Chicago
| Cubs; Harry N. Hampstead, of the
New York Giants: Percy Haughton, OF
the Boston Braves; Charles II. Eb-
belts of Brooklyn, and j. G. Jones
who will represent the st. Louis Car
dinals at the next National League
meeting.
For all stingtossled foolness car
you beat this. from Winchester. Va.
Mckinley Brooks is in the Hospital
suffering from gunshot wounds IL
both knees. having been shot by his
hunting dog. Coming to a stream
of water and being thirsty, Brook:
| tied his dog to his gun and got dowr
to drink. Another dog came along
ana a nBnl tllsuCh' uulihb NhiSh bH'
gun was exploded, the load taking
effect in Brooks knees"
Shire Akahoski, the Jap end, whom
Bill Hollenback is drilling for a place
on the Penn team, is not the first OF
| his race to earn a place on a Red anC
Blue football eleven. In H~ollenback'S
day at Penn another sturdy son Of
| Nippon was an end in the Quaker
football squad. He was Takaki, sor
of Baron Takaki, a noted japanese
medical man.
Takaki, like Hollenback's new find
was short and sturdy, though light
and played an aggressive, heady
game. AS the first Japanese player
to play on a big college eleven Takakl
created quite a sensation. He was
in addition, a high-class tennis play
| err, one of the best in college circles
and the forerunner of the recent Jan
tennis marvels, Komagae and Kashio.
Sinking Lake. the great duck
breeding ground in Northern New
Mexico, is on the point Of changing
it's name. Pottsdam might suit.
The Maryland State Game and Fish
Association has caused the Maryland
Legislature to adopt a hunters license
bill, providing SIS for statewide priv
ileges, 81 for county residents within
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