New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1918-05-28
FACTS AND FANCIES.

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FACTS AND FANCIEs.
Help Russian If Uncle Sam onlv
had a diagram he'd 60 to it at once
-Meriden Record
Private Otto Drumm of Litchfe1d
is at nome on furlough, Private
Drumm should be a maior.-New
London Day.
George Creel has apologized TO
congress. We're sorry. But the best
of EN- weaken now and then -pater-
son Press Guardian.
Ii you want to get first-hand in
formation about YOUR own horoe ~,r
Gen, 90 not consult the huckster.-
M1ddletoWn Evening Press
Inc question used to be what to do
with our ex-presidonts, Just now il
Is What to do with the ex-railroad
pres1dents.-New York World.
hou must not only keep your bonds
out now is the time to work like the
mischief and make money enough to
cut deeper into the fourth loan
Houston Post.
If the work or fight order should
apply to big league baseball what will
happen to the "non-useful occuDa-
tom Of those who have found time
to watch the baseball bulletins p
New York Sun.
Ihere may be many emotions in
human experience that warm the
heart of man, but few like unto that
born of the vision of his cabbage
starting TO grow-BaItimore Ameri-
can.
Fifty new ships Of major size will
be put into service next month
which is the daring prediction of
cambridge Colby. The event will
show the ships or show up Mr.. Col
by.-Rockville Journal.
A New York hotel proprietor who
employs more than 1000 walters says
that If [ lose any of them | don't
know what | am to do to fill their
places" He has until the first Of
July to find out.-New Haven Reg
lister.
One Of the Black Watch speakers
says that when Hindenburg was
asked why he was worrying, as long
as he had God with him. he replied
yes but the English have the Amer
leans with them. '--Springfield News
One of the odd things was to see
husbands and wives saluting each
other as they countermarched in the
parade, each being In different or
CARNATIONS instead of marching to-
gether.-Pittsfie1d Eagle
In view of the reduced wafer haul
of fuel, it is essential for New Eng
land to utilize to the full the New
Haven's carrying capacity and this
cannot be done without cooperation
between the railroad and the ship
pers and consignees.-Sp Re-
publican.
The Germans have practically an
nounced their intention Of sinking
American hospital ships carrying
wounded soldiers homeward bound
AS we may have hitherto Observed
the German will stand a good deal,
but you can push him too far.--Cap-
per's Weekly.
In order to help along the food adj
ministration corn meal drive, we will
say that eating corn meal positively
does not cause corns.-Norwich Rec
ord.
England's food controller draws
attention to the high food value of
parsnips, And some cooks have nude
them palatable indeed.
Lucullus, whom frugality could
charm,
Ate roasted parsnips at the Sabine
farm.
New York Sun.
IN facing your troubles with q
smile don't forget to include youc
Observation-Disclosures Press.
Soldier says that his idea of heaven
Is moving along a road beyond Berlin
With the point of his bayonet just
three feet behind the kaiser-and
gaining all the tina-savannah News.
ICE CREAM SODA.
(Note-Ice Cream Soda is decoc-
ton popular in the United States of
America.)
You may talk of vim and biere
When you're CHARTERED over there
In New York or Abilene or Sleepy
Hollow,