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The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31
BUSINESS WOMEN
 FORM ORGANIZATION
Protection of Women in In- dustrial and Commercial
 Life Object of Body

About 50 young women active in the business life of Birmingham met at the Chamber of Commerce last night and organized the Birmingham Asso- citation of Business and Professional Women, elected officers, adopted a constitution and bylaws. discussed 8 number of questions of interest to the members and adjourned to meet again at 6:15 D. m, June 6, at the Cham Der of Commerce.
 The object of the organization. as set out in the constitution. is to unite it's members for the uplift and uphold ing of the business women, of pro- tecting and promoting of women in industrial and commercial life, of i'm proving and developing efficiency in all activities of the worlds work, of having representative organized body qualified and ready at all times to take concerted action on any meas ure that vitally affects the business ard social life of the community. It will be nonpartisan and nonsectarian.
 Miss Margaret McArd1e called the meeting to order and acted as tenn porary chairman officers elected were as follows: President. Miss Mar garete McArdle: first vice president, Miss Annie Lynch; second vice presi- dent, Miss Abbie Jackson; secretary, Miss Katharine Holt; treasurer. Miss Maude Davis
 The regular meetings of the as5o- citation will be held on the first and third Thursday of each month at a place hereafter to be selected.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31
AMERICAN PEOPLE HONOR MEMORY OF' NATIONS DEFENDERS

Washington. May 30.--The American people today paid homage to the mem- pry of the nations defenders who have .allen in battle and prayed for the suc- cess of those who are fighting over teas.
 Added solemnity was given this Me- norial Day by the great battle raging pn the fields of France, where Ameri- gan soldiers are standing with the allied troops abreast the charging German armies. For the ultimate vic- ory of these Americans and the thou sands who are to follow them, Presi- tent Wilson, in response to resolu- lion by Congress, had asked the peo- ple to make of Memorial Day a day If fasting and application.
 The President and Mrs. Wilson at- Mnded services this morning at the Eentral Presbyterian church and in he afternoon went to Arlington Ma ional cemetery where annual memorial exercises were held by the Grand Army If the Republic The presidential 10 rty vas escorted through the grounds to he speakers stand by troop of cav tlry and company of engineers. Sec ,etary Baker occupied seat on the itand.
 Senator Curtis of Kansas delivered he Memorial Days oration and the Rev. William couden. the blind chap ain of the House of Representatives, ecited Lincoln's Gettyburg addresa-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31
AMATEUR GOLFERS
 BEAT PROFESSIONALS

New York, May 30.-Amateur golf CTS scored over professionals in a Red Cross four-ball match on the Bal tusrol links near shorthilIs, N. j., to- day, when Jerome D. Travers of Upptr Montclair and Max R. Marston of the home club defeated Jim Barnes, the western open champion, now of Colo rado Springs and George Low of Ball. tusrol. The margin at the finish was five and four in favor of Travers and Marston. Both the last pair had rounds of 77 and a best ball of 72. Barnes made the circuit in 70 and Low in S3 Their best ball was 76.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31
MEN GIVEN CHANGE
 TO ENLIST BEFORE
 REGISTRATION DAY

An opportunity for enlistment before registration Is now being given to those that have not registered. but authority from Provost Marshal Crow der's order calling for the registra- ton of <all males who have become 2l Iyears of age since June 5, 1917.
 Reports from the mastering officer who had charge of the last 5000 select men from Alabama and were mustered into the serivce at Camp Sevier, Green vile, $. C.. show that many of the boards in Alabama have used all the lavailable men in Class l and are now sending men out of Class ?. which will probably mean that men who register lon June 5, will be called at an early date for service.
 The following men have been &C., Icepted at the Birmingham station for lserive in the various branches of the regular army:
 William H. king, Pisgah: Cliff S. Bonds. Anniston; Oscar H. Collins, An niston; Robert l.. Davis. Anniston; Ralph M. Bright Anniston: John B. Ora ham. Anniston; Grady l.. Answorth. Nicholsville; John l.. Holman, Hart ford; Wilber D. South. Paris. Tex: Hu- bert Huggins, Cohassett; Fred R. dilSSS 1lfdTu. beFt II. fktuIlOH, Opp, Jack Davis. Dadeville: Herman l..
 Childs, Hartford; Henry Richardson. Florence; Jefferson D. Cooper Jr.. Bos- ton. Ga; Homer A. Speed. Carrollton; Henry 0. Cannon. Brantley; Robert E. Cannon, Kinston: David C. Bowen. Phoenix; Will IT. Jay, CarrolIton: IGeorge w, Hill. West Point, Tenn. l; Monroe Daugherty, White Bluff, Tenn Joseph F. Hardin, Collinsville; Richard White, Prattville; John A. Owens, Clay ton; Ranler c. Pitts. Clio; Thomas F. Taylor, McShan; Andrew J. Swaney, Cast Iron Springs, Tenn; George H. Dickinson, Birmingham: Harry Man. hing. Seloca; James w. Walker, Jones: Freddie H. Maxwell. Brooxwood Claud h. Abston, Brookwood; Powell Snow.
 Brookwood; Ed Deaton Brookwood; :; Farley s. Newman. Brokwood.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31
Bank of England State ment

London, May 30.-The weekly state ment of the Bank of England shows the following changes.
 Total reserve increased f14.000; circula- ton increased fS05,0 ,000; bullion increased GSlS. 42s; other securities increased f9, lS2 : O00; other deposits increased f7,67o.00o: public deposits increased f2622, 600; notes curitie ssncreased f1.157,o0o. The propor- ton of the banks reserve 70 liability this week is 17.50 per cent; last week 1t was ls57 per cent Rate of discount. per cent.
 London, May 3O-Bar silver. 4s7s pence per ounce. Money, per cent. Discount rates: Short bills. 3ls per cent; three months bills. 3 SIC per, cent.
 Live Stock
 Kansas City, May 30.--Hogs: Receipts. $500; market steady. Bulk. s16. 35G1650; sis. aol1e.55; light, sl625G16. l5; pigs, $is.z5 @1650.
 Cattle: Receipts. 50OS; market steady. Prime fed steers. s1675@17.25 dressed beef steers, s13U16.60. southern steers Sy @1650; cows, s7.50N13; heifers, $S.25G145O; stockers and feeders. sS.5O9l5.50; bulIs, S112: calves, S850Q13.
 Sheep: Receipts. 42O0 market steady. Lambs. s15.5on204o. yearlings, s1411S: wethers. s1201S.50; ewes. $11Ql6
 Chicago, May 30.-Hogs: Receipts, 18.V0o. market lower. Bulk. s16.l5q1645; light. SIG. 2od16.55; mixed. $lGul6.50: hsavy. sl5.25 G1soo: rough, $l525@15.6o; pigs. sl425se 1675
 Cattle: Receipts. 5000 market steady. Native steers. $10.50a17.75; stockers and feeders, s.25a1365: cows and heifers. 37 25 a1490: calves $sq1475.
 Sheep: Receipts 5000; market steady. Sheep, sio.25a15.5o; lambs. sls.75@l7. 80; springs. sl425Q2o
 St. Lotus, May 30.-Hogs: Receipts, 75u0; market lower. Lights $16.504i17.5O; pigs. $l6@l675: good heavy. $16. SQ16 50; bulk. si6 25t116.5o
 Cattle: Receipts. 1500: market steady. Native beef steers, $11 50@l! d0; yeariing steers and heifers. s95Odf15. 5O cows. q. 5O6I 1875; stockers and feeders. $S.509l2; na- tive calves. H75Q1A
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31
|69 Sim Feiners Deported for Internment in England, States the Irish Secretary

London. May s0.--sixty-nine Sim
 Feiners have been deported from Ire-
 land for internment in England. ac- cording to Edward shortt chief secre- |tary for Ireland. who spoke in the House of Commons today The state ment was made in reply to a question whether the deportees would be tried in England or in Ireland. MT. Shortt said that the conditions under which they would be detained were being considered.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31

With the weather extremely warm, business took slump among both whole salers and retailers yesterday. Consid- erable greenstuT is on hand, and has caused a glut In some lines The federal food board make entire changes in the retail prices of com pound lard, pure lard. evaporated fruits and raiains. Quotations were as follows:
 Poultry Fryers-1 to 11a pounds, 5oc ib.; 2 lbs. Soc lb. Guineas-40c to 50c each. Roosters-15c 10. Turkeys-Live, 271z@3oc lb. Ducks-20c lb. Hens-25c h. Eggs holesale, S4q35c. Eggs-Retaii, 4oQ42c.
 Fish Salt Water Trout--15c. Red Snapper-Headless and drawn. 1S9 i9c. Gray Snap pper-Headless and drawn, l1Mc. .du!tet-eG,0c Spanish Mackerei-20 -20622tkc. Virginia Red Fin Crokers-10c.
 Meal and Feedstuff Hen Feed-s4 per 100-lb. sack. Mixed Horse and Cattle Feed-s59d69. (. ', Meal, per ment-sH. Peanut Meal-S5S. Cremo Feed Meal-N1. Old Style Hulls-$2o. I.inslesG HuIls -S90. Corn-S2.H. Corn Cnops--S4 No. White Oats-$103 per bushel. Choice Pea-Green Alfalfa-$34 per ton. Southern Alfalfa-S32. No. l Johnson Grass--$26. Clover and Timothy-$32. Shucks-S12.
 Fruits and Produce Bananas-$l q. 75Q2.25. Bananas, Jumbo-s2 5093 oranges-California $6.50G7. Oranges-F Florida. s. Limes-Imported. $1.5o91.75. Florida Celery--$3 crate. Snap Beans-sl. 75G2. Lemons-$7@750. English Peas-s275 hamper. Watersnelons- 30Q50c each. trawbsrries-$3q450 Blackberries-s3 crate.
 Live Stock Feed Steers. Good to Choice--13014c. Medium to Good--14@11c. Common to Medium--90 Grass cattle according to weight uality and flesh: Steers-10@12c. Fat Cows-9MJ1c. Mdium Cows-sDac Surters-7@Sc Cannres--6G07c Heavy Bulls-9s Q 10c Light Fulls-S Ql9c. Oxen---S 011c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31
Federal Food Board Make Changes
 In Retail Figures of Some Staples
n, JOHN (. NOSES

(. MOSES Fat YearIings-.9 9dpf0c. Medium Yearlings-s09 Vealers--10@12c Hogs
 Choice Corn Fed Hogs. 165 lbs. and up--16k ollie. Choice Corn Fed Hogs, 136 to 6S lbs 15A @16tsc. Choice Corn fed Hogs, 90 to 135 lbs.--l4615Mc Light Pigs, 90 lbs. Down-12 ellie. Best Heavy Rough Hogs-15;7c. Half Fat Rough Hogs-I4c Soft and oily hogs from 1c to 2c per pound less than above prices.
 Hides and Tallow Green Salt Hides-i4J15. Half Cured-13q14c. Green Hides-12Q13c. Dry Flint Hides-z7GcSc. Dry Salt Hides-23Q2sc. Dansaged-Half price. Sheep Skins--251rsi .2S. Horse Hides-s15O9S. Ginsegg-SMS. Colt Skins-250f30c. Sherlings-25m70c. | Coat Skins-60Qp70c Hog SSins--l0Gl25c. Beeswax--320i34c. Tallow-12nl4c. Washed --ool--75nSoc. , Clear Unwashcd Wool-55I60c Burry Wool-35Q 4oc.
 Cotton
 Good middling .................. Eia Strict middling ................. 21A Middling ........................ N Strict low middling ............ 26h
 Pig Iron
 Under Government Basfs) Coke Iron No. l ............. 3s3.o0
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31
Hubbard Bros. & Co.

Cotton Merchants, Hanover guunre. N. Y. Members New York Cotton Ex. change. New Orleans Cotton Exchange. New York Produce Exchange. Associated Members Liverpool Cotton Association. Orders solicited for the purchase and sale of Cotton and Cotton Seed Oil for future delivery. Special attention and liberal terms given for consignme ents oi spot cotton. for delivery. CorrespInd- ance invited.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31

400. no American. Futures closed quiet and steady. New contracts: May. 21.s5d; June. a.5od; July. 2o.5od; August. ls. 75d: September. 19.lSd. Old contracts, fixed prices: May. 2olsd; May-June. aiod; June July, 2002d.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31

Robert Mooney, rivet forman. placed the heavy pneumatic hammer in posi- tion against the rivet head and Wil- liam Sims, on the other side of the
 plate. leaned his weight against the "holder-on hammer"
 The President then slowly pressed down, the trigger of the riveter. "Rat-tat-tat," sang the hammer pis- ton, driven with tremedous, force Sud denly the noise ceased. The Earring had
 shaken the Presidents finger loose
 Keep on." Money ordered sharply. fearing the rivet would cool before the job was finished.
 Again the President pressed the trigger and as Mooney guided the gun Jaround the edge, the rivet was beaten cleanly to a button-like head. guaran- teed to hold in all kinds of seas. When the applause subsided the shipyard band played the "Star-Span- gled Banner" and the presidential party returned to Washington. NEW WORLDS RECORD Officials of the company claim q worfds record in establishing a per manent shipyard in s5 working days. Less than three months ago the site ] of the yard was swamp land, original- i ly ceded by James I to the Associated l Adventurers of the City of London. but never, from that time until now, used for any purpose. Approximately 7S per cent of the construction work has been underground. because of the
 necessity of sinking concrete piles on which to build shops and ways. The 1 yard is one of four in the United States having concrete ways.
 l The Gunston Hall Is to be delivered before October 1. and from the yard s four ways II other ships of the same 1 type are slated for delivery by Feb
 ruary 15 1919. The yard will have 1000 employees
 l Tn naming the vessel Gunston Hall.
 Mrs. Wilson chose the name of the
 famous old home of George Mason, author of the Virginia bill of rights, I and one of the foremost thinkers of
 colonial days. Mason surveyed the Dis I trict of Columbia and a marker es- tablished by him still stands within 1 a short distance of where the Gunston lHall will take the water to aid in the
 fight against autocracy.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31
Sauerkraut Not German

Washington May 30.-Sauerkraut may be eaten without disloyaity. The food administration today explained that the dish is of Dutch rather than German origin and that those who make free use of it will be perform ing a patriotic service by stimulating greater use of cabbage and thus saw ing staple foods nesa>d kkssa6-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31
w. E. Campbell

Cotton Stocks. grain. provisions and cotton seed oil. Correspondents Shepard & GIuck. New Orleans. l., w. Wagner & Co, New York and Chicago. COutinu- ous quotatioas. private wires to all exchanges
 6I0 and GIT Woodward Dldx.
 Tele phone Main 6I4l
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31
s. R. Stewart & Co.

l01-2 Woodward Bld&. BirminEhan. Ala Cotton. stocks, bonds. grain. provisions and cotton seed oil New Orleans Cor respondents Jno Y. Clark & Co. l5IrrcI private wire. continuous quotations
 khOne Main 507 W. |. pHkLIA MxR.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31
Liverpool Cotton

Liverpool. May ao.-cotton. spot quiet: prices firm. Good middling. c1.s5d: .nid- ding. sl-ssd; low middling. 2o.sod: goo1 primary. 15.sod; ordinary. 1s2Sd Sales. 400. including 1900 American. Receipts.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31
Railroad Schedules

Corrected to May F, 1918 Arrival and departure of passenxer trains. Birmingham: The foiiow7r : schedule figures published as informa. tioD, are not guaranteed DIRMiNGHAM TERMINAL STATION
 Southern RailwOv System
 (Southern Railway Col
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31
President Wilson Holds No Union Card, But He Hammers Ship RiUet
Chief Executive and First Lady, of the Land Lend Hand in Beginning Construction and Nam
 ing 94O0-Ton Freighter at Alexandria

Wilson lent hand today driving will be the Gunson Hal 94ooton fghter for shipping board
 keeayng guiding the last vertical intop and naming the ship she did
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31

T haven't got my union card, but guess it's all right" laughed the Pres
 ident, as he clapped 3 sturdy work
 man on the shoulder after the white hot end of the rivee had been beaten
 to round head, neatly edged against
 the keel-plate.
 Pretty fair work" commented the
 shipbuilder with grin. great
 crowd saw the beginning of the first ship to be built in Alexandria since the days when four-masters fiourished on the Potomac and Chesapeake bay. Charles w. Morse of New York, rep lresenting the controlling financial in terest in the Virginia Shipbuilding company, builders of the Gunston Hall, welcomed the President and Mrs. Will son, and in the party from Washing ton were Senators Martin of Virginia, Simmons of North Carolina and Fletch- Ter of Florida, Speaker Clark. former Speaker Cannon, Representative Varlin lof Virginia and other notables. A shrieking siren in the ship yard shops announced that the President had arrived and when he mounted the wooden ladder to the top of the con crete ways he was greeted with a roar ola
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31

MeaIess dayss uspended days fomM AY-V -Vbe product in any otatoesm be sold by the be sod  Flourn and n dfarmdi h noov two 2
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The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31

Many of the tanks used by the Brit ish armies are manufactured by
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31
PRESIDENT GOT BUSY

President Wilson proceeded immedi- lately to business. The signal was given land gigantic travelling crane slowly lowered the last heavy plate of the
 keel into position. temporary bolts
 were placed to hold it firm and then Superintendent Charles Andrews, act ing as heater, drew from the charcoal furnace a blazing nub of iron and placed it through one of the multi tudinous holes in the keel plates. | As the President stepped forward to take hold of the airgun, several mo- tion picture cameras began to click. Some one asked Mir. Wilson if he ob ljected.
 NOT "CAMERA SHY"
 Not at all; I'm not camera shy" he
 replied and joined in the laughter which followed
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-31
LOCAL SECURITIES

(MARx & CO.) ALABAMA STATE BONDS.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-11-15

To be possessed of head of heavy,
beautiful hair; soft, lustrous, fluffy,
wavy and free from dandruff is merely
a matter of using little Danderine.
1t is easy and inexpensive to have
nice, soft hair and lots of it. Just get a
small bottle Of Knowlton's Danderine
now-it costs but a few cents-all drug
stores recommend it-apply little as
directed and within ten minutes there
will be an appearance of abundance,
freshness, fluffiness and an incompara-
Bile gloss and lustre, and try as you
will you cannot find trace of dandruf
or falling hair; but your real surprise
will be after about two weeks use,
when you will see new hair--fine and
downy at f1rst-yes-but really new
hair sprouting out all over your scalp
-Danderine is, we believe, the only
sure hair grower, destroyer of dan
druff and cure for itchy scalp, and it
never fails to stop falling hair at once.
If you want to prove how pretty and
soft your hair really is, moisten cloth
with a little Danderine and carefully
draw it through your hair-taking one
small strand at time. Your hair will
be soft,' glossy and beautiful IN just
a few moments-a delightful surprise
awaits EVERYONE who tries this. Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-11-15
HEALTH TALK
Spanish Influenza or Grip
BY DR.. LEE H. SMITH.
BY DR.. LEE H. SMITH.

An old enemy is with us again. and
whether we fight German or a germ, we
must put up good fight, and not be afraid.
The influenza runs a very brief course
when the patient is careful, and if we keep
the system in good condition and throw
off the poisons which tend to accumulate
within our bodies, we can escape the dis
ease. Remember these three Cs-a clean
mouth, a clean skin, and clean bowels.
To carry off poisons from the system and
keep the bowels loose, daily doses of
pleasant laxative should be taken. Such
one is made OF May-apple, leaves of aloe,
root of jalap, and called DR.. Pierce's Pleas
ant Pellets. Hot lemonade should be used
freely if attacked by cold, and the pa
tient should be put TO bed after hot
mustard foot-bath.
To prevent the attack of bronchitis or
pneumonia and to control the pain,
Anuric tablets should be obtained at the
drug store, and one given every two hours,
with lemonade The Anuric tablets
were first discovered by DIR. Pierce, and,
as they flush the bladder and cleanse the
kidneys, they carry away much of the poi
sons and the uric acid.
II Is 1HpoIIdAt lHdI plotus, Hllh, uuF
termilk, ice-cream and simple diet be given
regularly to strengthen the system and in-
crease the vital resistance. The fever is
diminished by the use of the Anuric tab
let's, but in addition, the forehead, arms
and hands may be bathed with water
(tepid) in which tablespoonful of sal
aratus has been dissolved in quart. After
an attack of grip or pneumonia to
build up and strengthen the system, obtain
at the drug store good iron tonic. called
'Trontic'' Tablets, or that well known
herbal tonic, DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-11-15

Trust, and Fear Not.
"He saith, "A whole planned. Youth
shows but half; trust God-see all,
nor be afraid '"-Browning
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-11-15
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

by LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease
Catarrh is a local disease, greatly inf1u-
enced by constitutional conditions. HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE will cure catarrh
It is taken internally and acts through
the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the
System. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
is composed of some of the best tones
known, combined with some of the best
blood purifiers. The perfect combination
Of the ingredients in HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE is what produces such won
derful results in catarrhal conditions.
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
F. j. Cheney & Co, Props, Toledo, Q.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-11-15
The New Suit.

The country boy had come to visit
his city friends, and before leaving
home his mother had spent much time
on his wardrobe, but he soon saw that
things were not quite right.
At a small party given in his honor
he remained firmly fixed in corner.
AT last his hostess, thinking to make
him feel more at ease, said: "How nice
you look, William; who made your
suit?" From the depths came the re-
ply: Mother, blame it!''
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-11-15
Acid Stomach Makes
Millions Old Before
heir iIne

into every part of the system. The
famous scientist, Metchnikoff, said - If
the system could be kept free from these
toxic germs, people might easily live q
hundred years or more.
The only safe thing to do is to rid the
stomach of its excess acid at once. A
way has been found in the wonderful
preparation, called EATONIC-a COM
pressed compound that absorbs the ex-
cess acid and carries 1t away through
the bowels. Thousands upon thousands
now know Of EATONIC and it's amazing
power to clean out the excess acid and
leave the stomach sweet, cool and
strong-giying it a chance to properly
digest food so that you get full strength
of what you eat and in this way help
Nature build up vigorous health, strength
and vitality to take the place in few
days, of sickness, lassitude, weakness.
EATONIC is worth your trial. Its
possibilities for restoring health, vtgor,
energy and vitality are beyond telling
you in mere words-you must lust try
it."
EATONIC is absolutely guaranteed, so
get big soc box from your druggist. If
1T does not help you your money will be
refunded. If your druggist does not keep
EATONIC, send your name and address to
the Earonic Remedy Company, 101S :.
Wabash Ave-, Chicago, ILL.,, and they VIII
at once mail you a SOC box and you can
send them the money for it after you re-
cetve it,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-11-15
Trench Expert.

Senator Sheppard of Texas sat on
the veranda of the Chevy Chase Golf
club discussing prohibition and watch
ing poor player endeavoring to tee
off.
After the poor player had made a
half dozen Intellectual swipes at the
ball the senator's companion said:
what the dickens is that fellow try
Ing to do?'
1T looks to me-" said Senator Shep-
pard, ''as If he were trying to dig him.
self in"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-11-15
Patriotic.

PATIENCE saw Harry at the pa
triotic meeting last night. He was
in khaki.
Patrice-Oh. you saw him, did you?
Patience-Yes, and he was so pa
triotic that he stood up during the
entire meeting.
Patrice-Oh. that wasn't altogether
patriotism. He's Joined the cavalry,
you know. and yesterday was the first
day he'd tried to ride a horse. Camp
Lee Bayonet.