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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
MISS BREININGER
IS BRIDE TODAY
Local Young Folks Wed at
Noon Today in Wash
ington, D. c.

Mr.. and Mrs. A. J. Breininger of
the Russ Apartments. announce the
marriage of their daughter, Miss
Lula Mae Breininger, to Dean Wilbur
Bowers. son of ]. Fred Bowers, of
the Elkview Farm.
The ceremony was performed in
Washington, D. c., at noon to-day,
by the Rev. Samuel T. Nicholas,
d. D., pastor of the Keller Memorial
Lutheran Church, of that city, form
erly pastor of the st. Peters Luther
an Church, Middletown, Pa.
The bride was attired in travel
ing suit of midnight blue serge, with
hat to harmonize and wore a corsage
bouquet of violets and orchids.
Mrs. Bowers, who, before her mar
rage, held a position with the Bell
Telephone Company, is a talented
musician and popular among the
younger set of this city.
Mr.. Bowers is employed as a ma
chinist in the tool room of the
projectile finishing department of the
Harrisburg Pipe and Pipe Bending
After an extended trip to Atlantic
city, New. York and Philadelphia,
they will be AT Home" to their
street, after October l.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
Senator Wilbert's Son
Ready to Fight the Hun

Word has been received by Mrs.
D. w. Wilbert, 23O9 North Sixth
street, of the arrival of her husband,
Private David w. Wilbert. safely
overseas, with the Thirty-sixth Pro-
visional Company.
Private Wilbert entered military
service in June when he was sent
to Camp Lee. Va. for training.
Shortly after his arrival there he
was detached to the automatic re-
placement camp of the Camp Lee
cantonment, where he remained un-
til his sailing for "overthere' some
time in August.
Mr.. Wilbert is a son of the late
Senator D. A. Wilbert, of Pitts
burgh, and prior to his serving in
the army was attached to the Print
ing and Binding Department of the
Capitol. He will be favorably re-
membered here as the secretary of
the Harrisburg Republican Club.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
Miss Dorothy Myers
Celebrates Sixth Birthday

Little Miss Dorothy Myers. of 225
Hummel street, celebrated her sixth
birthday yesterday with a birthday
party at her home. Decorations
were in pink and lavender colors
and the little tot was very proud of
a big birthday cake lighted by six
candles.
The small guests were the Misses
Emily Bright, Theatte Kennedy, Vir-
ginia Kennedy, Dorothy Dinger,
Ferne Thomas, Frances Swope,
Goldie Cruger. Belra Dinger. Flea
nor McCanna, Olive O'Brien, Daisy
Laverty, Janet Mckay, Martha
Slothauer. Margaret Edmunson,
Elanore Swanberry.
Mrs. Laverty. Miss Mary Dinger,
Mrs. Gorde, Mrs. McCanna, Mrs.
Horst, Mrs. Swanberry. Mrs. Ed
mundson, Mrs. George Myer. Mrs.
Mckay assisted Mrs. Myers in en-
tertaining the children and serving
refreshments.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
Penbrook Women Urged
to Attend r. E. Meetings

The officers of the Penbrook Branch
of the Red Cross announce that more
workers are needed to complete the
allotment of work for this chapter for
the month. During the past weeks the
women who possibly can are urged to
attend the meetings now and become
familiar with the work so that by
the middle of September the branch
can begin to make front line packets.
There is a supply of uniforms in the
workrooms to be mended. All women
who will volunteer to do this work
are requested to call at the workroom
and take the uniforms to their homes
to do the mending.
The workroom is open on Tuesday
evening from to o'clock, and on
Thursday between the hours of and
5 and and 8 p. m.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
Entertain For Boy
Who Enters College

Mr.. and Mrs A. A. Yaple entertain
ed at farewell party. a few days ago,
in honor Of Ralph Steele. who has
since left for Cambridge Springs Col
lege to go in training. Dancing. sing
ing and instrumental solos were en-
joyed by the guests, besides other out
door sports. A dainty supper was
served at late hour. Those present
were: The Misses Mildred Hartzell,
Margaret Cough, Anna Reese. Mary
Lulu Larry, Jean Kieffer, Naomi
Crownshield, Hazel Beatty. Grace
Hook, Elizabeth Kieffer, Marion Mills,
of Baltimore, Md, and Ralph steele,
Cltir Gulley, William McClaron JACK
Steele, Charles Harper, Harry Steele,
Mr.. and Mrs. H. E. Yaple, Mr.. and Mrs.
Laurence Faunce, Jr., and Mr.. and
Mrs A A Yaple.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
CONCERT BY sTEELTON BAND

The series of band concerts by the
Steelton band will be continued at
the Lawn Fairgrounds tomorrow
evening. Director Zala has announc-
ed this program for the concert:
America. march, Return of the
Guards" selection. The Spring
Maid" scenes from "Un Ballo in
Maschera;" intermezzo character
istic, THE Wedding of the Rose"
motives from Faust waltz, La
Serenata;" grand fantasia, South
ern Memories" Star Spangled Ban
ner
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
Enough Coal Promised
For Needs of Borough

The local coal dealers have been
fuel administrators that the local
coal supply will be placed on a
sound footing by the middle of the
month and that a sufficient amount
of the precious fuel will be shipped
to this locality within the next few
weeks to make impossible any short
age during the coming winter. A
regular, supply of coal is arriving
mands of the consumer will be met
as quickly as it can be transported
frcm the yards to the residents of
the consumer.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
East Harrisburg W.C.T.U.
to Hold Last Meeting

The East Harrisburg w. C. T. U.
will meet Friday evening. September
6. at 7:45 o'clock, at the home of Mrs.
Mary Fackler. of 1914 Derry street. 1t
will be the last meeting of the year,
perintendents will give their reports.
Plans will be finished for the county
convention to be held Thursday. Sep
tember 12, at the Augsburg Lutheran
Church. In the evening Miss Amanda
Lands, D. A., of Lancaster, will give
an address. interspersed with read
in
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
Will Use Playground
Profits For Equipment

At a meeting of the Parks and
Fairgrounds Commission of the bor-
ough this week the treasurer of the
commission reported that playground
work had netted the borough approxi-
mately 5000 this year. This sum was
set aside by the commission for the
purpose of purchasing new equipment
will include four giant strides and a
new playground toy, to be placed
at the larger of the Fairgrounds.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
Stole Cow, Charge; Was
Preparing to Sell 1t

Charged with stealing a cow. Lut-
land Reeves was arrested for lar
ceny by Constable Glib yesterday
afternoon just as he was about to
sell the animal to a local butcher.
Reeves is alleged to have opened
negotiations for the purchase of the
cow with w. G. Lauver, the owner.
and to have stolen her later. He is
in jail awaiting a hearing before
Justice Stees.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
Many Loafers Go to Work;
NAV Search For Others

Since the raj don the loafe1s by
the borough police there has been a
great rush for positions in the local
steel plant by men known by the po-
lice to be habitual loafers.
Chief of Police Grove announces
that unless more work slackers get
to work or join the Army that an
other raid will be engineered and will
outdo that of Monday.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
Ex-sTEELToN Lacquer HERE

Reed Nash "Rube" Zellers. former
twirIer and outfelder with the local
team of the Bethlehem Steel League,
while en- route from the Norfolk
Naval base to Philadelphia visited
friends here yesterday. He will play
In a game between naval teams at
Philadelphia within the next several
days.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
STEEL MAN "Y" SECRETARY

Roger s. Care. cost accountant of
the local plant of the Bethlehem
Steel Company. has gone to Camp
Meade Md, to take up his new
duties as an assistant Y. NJ. c. A.
secretary. Fellowworkers presented
him with a wristwatch. military
belt and sum of money. The pres
entation speech was made by j. A.
Bell.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
40 co TO CAMP GREENLEAF

Steelton draft board this morning
sent forty-two white men from the
borough at 1000 o'clock this morn
ing for Harrisburg where they en-
trained at 11.o0 o'clock for Camp
Greenleaf, Lytle, Ga. This is one OF
the largest white contingents that
has yet left the borough for train
ing camps but one of the smallest
crowds yet to witness the departure
of the boys for camp.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
INTERESTING PERSONAL AND SOCIAL NEWS
Give Farewell Party
For Well-Known BOYS

A farewell party was given last
evening by Miss Emma Rauch. 1847
Herr street. i'm honor of Robert Wor-
ley who enlisted in the Navy several
week ago. and Is awaiting his call
to service. and Russell Ellis, who
leaves for Camp Lee, Virginia, soon.
Both young men are anxious to help
Uncle Sam get the Hun.
The house was beautifully deco
rated with flags. potted plants and
the color scheme was red, white and
blue throughout the several rooms to
which the guests were led during the
evening. The features of the evening
were. victrola music. games and
dancing.
Mr.. Ellis. who is to leave Thursday,
was presented with a wrist watch
and several other useful articles
that are enjoyed in Army life.
The guests enjoyed refreshments
at a late hour and the following
were present: Miss Carrie Dwyer,
Miss Esther Nell, Miss LeNore Full
ton, Miss Marguerite Yoder, Miss
Marie Nell, Miss Emma Rauch and
Robert Worley, Russell Ellis, John
Rauch, Donald Anderson, Ralph
Sweger, George Fisher, Mr.. and Mrs.
John Wesley Weaver and Mr.. and
Mrs. C. M. Rauch.
The guests of honor are both ath-
letes and are widely known through
out the city and have a host of
friends.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05

of Columbus. Ohio. This wonderful
orchestra will play and sing for dan
cling every evening this week at Sum
merdale Park. Admission 40 and 60
cents. Park closes Saturday evening,
September z,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
LIEUT. HOLDS A sUICIDE

Dayton, Ohio, Sept. 5. = Second
Princeton. N. j., and stationed at will
Wright Aviation Field here, shot him
self to death in a local hotel last
night. He was found dead in bed this
morning. No cause has been assign
ed for the act.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05

Two carloads of ice have been re-
ceived by local dealers and the ice
famine which prevailed here yesteF-
day has been entirely ended. v
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05

Mrs Henry Mccormick and Miss
spending the summer at their coun-
try place, Rosegarden, motored to
Buckhill Falls in the Poconos the
early part of the week for an M
definite stay.
Miss Alice G. Daniels has returned
to Philadelphia, after a visit with
Mrs. G. NJ. Virgins, of 527 Curtin
street.
Miss Eta Kolbenschlag. and Miss
Anna Kolbenschlag, of the Kolben-
schlag Millinery Shop, are home from
New York City.
Miss Hyacinth Beard has returned to
her home, 171S Forster street, after
a visit at her home in Gettysburg.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
RETURN HOME TO OIL CITY

Mr.. and Mrs. E. G. Baumann, of Oil
City, and children, Paul Baumann and
Billy" Baumann, will return to their
home late this evening after little
visit with Mrs. Miller, of North
street, and Mr. and Mrs. C. K. Curtis.
of Forster street. Mr.. and Mrs. Bau-
mann, who were former residents OF
this city, are on their way home after
a vacation stay in Newark, Plainfield
and Asbury Park, N. ].
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
ALTO SCHOOL OPENED

A school which aims to train men
and women to become auto drivers
and mechanics has been opened at
$50 South Front street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
HOME FROM STONY BROOK

Shope, Mrs. A. T. Hubley, Miss Caro-
line Keefer, Miss Helen Kuntzleman,
Miss Ruth Etter. Miss Elsie Condron,
Miss Minerva VanHorn. Miss Maud
Bashore, Harry Sanders, Albert
Sanders, William Batdorf. and Mr..
Dimler, are home from Stony Brook,
L. l., where they attended the Stony
Brook Assembly held there during
the month of July and August.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
HOME FROM NIT. GRETNA

Mrs. william e. Lewis, her son,
Lieutenant William E. Lewis, Jr., and
daughters. the Misses Edith and Mil
dred Lewis. of 709 Capital street, and
Miss Elizabeth Palmer, Atlantic
City, have returned from Mount
Gretna, where they spent August in
a cottage on the Chatauqua grounds.
Lieutenant Lewis has just been COM
missioned in the English Royal Air
Forces.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT

MIS-. George Andrews, OF 1713
Forster street. announces the en-
gagement of her daughter, Miss
Catharine Elizabeth Fickes, to
Thomas Sewell largest II, SON
of Mr.. and Mrs. William NJ. largest,
of 1l3 Reilly street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
RESUME CHOIR REHEARsALs

st. Johns Lutheran Church choir
will resume it's rehearsals this even
ing at o'clock.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
VISITS AT TRAINING CAMP

Miss Gretna Eslinger, of 1928 Mar
ket street, has returned from Peters
burg, Va. During her stay there
at Camp Lee, who has recently been
transferred to the Officers Training
Camp.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05

Maurice w. Urich. 2259 jefferson
street, has returned from Chicago. ILL.,,
where he spent the past month.
Miss Dolores Buckingham. of WASH
ington, D. c., has returned home after
visiting Miss Mildred Sheesley. of
Paxtang.
Miss Vera Longenecker, of S24 Ma
clay street, left Friday for Brooklyn,
N. Y, to spend some time with Mr..
and Mrs. E. B. Rexroth, of 80 Haw-
thorne street.
Miss Gladys MacFaden, of Glenside.
is the guest of Miss Charlotte Crabbe,
1881 Whitehall street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-09-05
FUEL ORDER IS
SLIGHTLY MODIFIED

[Continued from First Page.]
Deming graphic., 1918-04-05
WANT ELK LODGE HERE.
Grand Exalted Ruler Writes In Reply
10 Petition for OruanlzatlOn.

D. {. Barnes, the popular secretary
of the Deming club, who with &. l.
Belts and others has been boosting
for the organization of an Elks lodge
here, has received letter from Har.
ry Lamb Of Silver City, district dcpu
Iy grand exalted ruler, containing
strong encouragement for the plan
and prOphesying that Denlng will
soon be able TO say, "llello, Bill,
to Silver City. The possibility that
Silver City, in whose district Dcming
now lies, would object to the new
lodge is removed by Mr.. Lamb, who
states emphatically that the lodge
there will be only too glad to wei
come Deming as a neighbor in Elk
dom.
Mr.. Lamb has taken the matter M
personally with the Grand. Exalted
Ruler of the order, Fred Harper, at
Lynchburg, Va, and says that he ex
poets To be in Deming shortly TO have
a look at the situation himself. Ar
rangements will BE- set under way at
that time for big night when the
new lodge is launched
Deming graphic., 1918-04-05

er loo much To expect of the healthy
masculine mind to 60 into transports
over lecture on social problems
with such things AS the crucial bat
tie in Picardy. the shipping problem
and the third Liberty Loan looming
up at close hand, TO say nothing of
the growing acuteness of local prob
lens. Ii is all right for DR.. Yarros
10 stir up all the interest she can in
social welfare, and we hope she ac-
complishes wonders in that line. But
W. object 10 having our patriotism
lmpugned because We are not on
hand TO hear her learned discussion.
We forgot nll about her lecture, we
admit And We are not darned bit
ashamed of il.
Deming graphic., 1918-04-05
New HOSPITAL a Model Place.

city Health Officer n. F. Chap
man is extending frequent invitations
to the public. individual and collec-
tive, this week, TO visit the new coun-
city hospital, north Of the tracks,
which is already first-class place
for the care of the sick. A good
many who have regarded the nev in
,iilntion as little more than pest =
house have an eye opening coming
TO them when they see the manner
in which the patients are cared for
and how well the place is equipped.
II Mr.. Chapman had done nothing
more than establish the county city
hospital he would have justified his
employment by the city.
Deming graphic., 1918-04-05
DR.. YARROS IS PEEvED.

DR.. Rachclle Yarros, socialily mo
rality lecturer, who visited Deming
last week aud delivered n number oi
addresses, took hard fall out OF
this city IN an interview with an III
l'aso Times man for the apparent
lack of intcrc,: patriotism, she call
cd ii--in her lectures ON the part of
the business men. who f"iled 90 turn
oui lo hear her in nny such number
rs she expected With all dine re-
gard for the reputation DIR. YarrnS
enjoys and for the undouhtcd SINGER
itv of her purpose. she showed con
siderable sclf-asSurcdne-S in taking
% 10 task for our lack Of patriotism
p not falling over each other Ia hear
her speak Such work and such sab
ircle ~ those discussed by Dr. Var
us have come to be- recognized since
The war began rs falling properly
within the sphere of women'> acliyi-
les, The men assuming that the dl-
rect problems Of the war are plenty
20 engage their attention. II is rath-
Deming graphic., 1918-04-05
HOndaIs.

August Bieber left Monday for
Kinsley, Kan.
Miss Blanche Farrow was out
from Dcming for the k-end.
Mrs. John Eseh has been serious
" III the past week.
Mrs. W. n. hlanhart and Mrs. +.
s. Gregory made business trip 10
Deming Saturday.
Mrs. Laura I.effler spent last week
with her mother.
Miss Leila Mae Farrow was ar
from Hachita over Sunday.
Misses Schumacher and DodgiH II
Hachita were week k-end guests of
Miss Mary 0nsterhout.
Mrs. W. W. Ferguson was a Dem
ing visitor over Sunday
Anson Stall and family Of Noun
tain View were in Hondale Saturday.
Deming graphic., 1918-04-05
Some handsome Easter Windows.

Easter week brougN ont some spc-
cial efforts on the part Of the window
trimmers in the various Deming stores
and some effects were achieved that
wonld have hcen u credit to any met =
ropoliian store. The displays Of n
p. Elnfson and c. A. Allison. at Lest
er. Decker & Elufson's and Nord
haus' respectively, were particular
Is effective and brought ont moi Il
little rlaitering comment by those
who had occasion 10 pass the store
Patronize Graphic advertisers.
Deming graphic., 1918-04-05

Mrs. Nettie Almy, of the chamber
of commerce, has been appointed hos
pitailty worker for Deming. Her par.
t'cular work will he to arrange for
as pleasant social conditions here as
possible for the soldiers.
Deming graphic., 1918-04-05

7. W. Wells, the busy Spruce street
man, attended to business at Silver
City Monday, returning the following
day.
Deming graphic., 1918-04-05

The Fenwck Newell Concert Company present two programs
at Chautauqua the second
platform Fenwick Newell heading company lyric tenor who hs
been advancing rapidly popular during the past few wears H
rich natural voice under the and greatest VOC
coaches In the country RadanO Of Chicago New
York has developed Of glorious warmth and color
Miss Lillian Shank voloncelst
ana deep musical understanding with ON the p
form Mary Grgby acCOmpanls true artist s the nIsn" ~
Deming graphic., 1918-04-05
CHAUTAuaUA pROaRAM.
Many Features Of Large interest m
Weeks Calendar Of Entertainment.
SUNDAY, APRIL 2s.

gram. The Old Soldier llddlers, ma
der direction of Colonel John A. Pat
tee, oath Reeiment Michigan volur
ltSers. 4 company Of Union aud Con
feGraie veterans, all over 20 year.
of aye, in a program of Instruments
music, campfire and wartime songs
Al veterans, their wives and wild
ows, admitted free
MONDAY, April %.
Morning Series lecture. by the Sa.
pcrntrndcnl.
Afternoon Prelude. Fenwick New.
I'll Concert company
Lecture, Meaning Of the Greli
War" Dr. G. J. bushnell,
Junior ChuntaIqua,
Evening Concert prelud. Fen
wick Newell Concert company.
Lecture, "Rcmarking the Kcnim Ky
Momtaineer." james A. Burns.
"BWrns of the Mountains Presi.
dent Oneida Institute.
TUESDAY. APRIL 80.
Morning Series lecture, hy tho
superintendent,
Lecture, "Needs of the Hour" by
Judge George d. Alden.
Junior Chautauqna.
Evening-Preludc, Morrison Smith
Co.
Plays of Our Allies. Luzerne Play
ers.
Short Dramas Depicting Home Life
of Our Allies.
WEDNESDAY, MAY |.
Morning Series lecture, by the
superintendent.
Afternoon. Zedeler Sym
phonic Quintet.
Illustrated lecture, Charles Craw-
ford GOrst. the Bird Man. The most
remarkable bird imitator in this coun-
try. Yon have heard his Edison and
Victor records. This is your oppor-
tunity to hear the man himself,
Junior Chautauqua.
Evening, concert, Xedeler Symph-
Onic Quintet.
Lecture extraordinary, Captain }.
NJ. de Beaufort, Belgian artillery Of
ficer aud nobleman, who has
seen secret service in Germany and
active service in the trenches.
THURSDAY, MAY 2,
("Music Day."
Morning--Series lecture, by the
superintendent.
AfternOon-Popular concert, Tha-
viu's Exposition Band-the band that
opened and closed the San Francisco
Exposition.
Junior Chautauqua.
Evening--Grand concert, Thaviu's
Exposition Band.
Operate selections, Grand Opera
Artists, accompanied by Thaviu's Ex-
position Band.
FRIDAY, MAY 3.
Morning Health lecture, danger
Signals on the Road to Health" Ed
M Eugenia Lowe.
Afternoou.-Prelude, Treble Clef
Orchestra,
Cartoon Lecture entertainment, BY
Ned Woodman
Junior Chaulauqua.
Evening, concert, Treble Chef Or
rhrstra.
Government accredited lecture,
with Our Allies in Europe" Lincoln
L. Writ, member Red Cross official
observation party sent under military
escort to the trenches in the spring
of 1918.
SATURDAY. MAY 1.
Morning--Government food dem.
0nstratiOn.
Aftemoon'Prelude. Royal Hawa-
nan Quintet.
Inspirationnl lecture, "Grapes of
Go!d." II. Y. Adams.
Junior Chaulauqua.
Evening Mother (ioose festival
Ry the "kiddies.'
Entertainment. "An Evening in
Hawaii Ca1 Concert, Royal Hawa-
Deming graphic., 1918-04-05

Hail Star Spangcd Banner, the sign Of the free
Cur hearts and hands pledge allegiance to thee
We salute thee, aud echo from shore unto shore,
One country united one flag cvermore
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-06-20
POINT THAT STRUCK HUBBY
Musical Wife Shocked When He Men,
toned the One Bright Spot in the
Symphony Concert.

You all know him as one of our solid
infallible judge of the now almost obso-
lete horseflesh, imports his own cigars
and prefers his pepper and salt bust
ness clothes before anything and every
thing else in his unlimited wardrobe,
George =. GOodale writes in the De-
trolt Free Press.
He has a musical wife
At the club, in a quiet way, he con-
fides TO the boys his private opinion
on that point, which is that the good
wife's enthusiasm for music is, be-
tween us in sacred confidence, well
developed case Of crankitis.
However he is a man that gives a
good deal of honest attention to his
social duties, as they are defined by
his wife, and occasion often finds him
In the public eye minus his pepper and
sault luxury and plus all the discom-
forts of tailor-made conventionality.
Such was his fate the other night,
when, under his wlfe's protecting and
blandly patronizing wing, he braced
himself to endure symphony concert.
Never was happier wife than she;
for that practical, hOrsey, pepper ana
salt husband Of hers sat by her side
profoundly absorbed in the orchestral
Interpretation of the chief opus of the
program.
Had the long dormant music in his
soul been at last aroused? 1t must be
so. She watched him with furtive but
proud and keen delight until the last
note of the number had passed into
silence.
"My dear James," she said, I'm so
glad you enjoyed that rhapsody"
"Y-a-a-s," he replied, absently feel
ing for cigar, "the coincidence OF
them fiddlers' elbows was almighty
funny.p