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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1918-10-25
Took Out Dreadful Soreness

When the kidneys are weakened or
overworked so that they fail to filter
and throw all impurities out OF the
blood, the poison remains in the sys-
TEN and backache, soreness, lamenesS
and rheumatic pains are likely to de-
velop. Mrs. David Henry, 65 S. Lin
coin Ave, Washington, N, ], writes:
Foley Kidney Pills are doing me much
good, both my kidneys and the rheu-
matism They took all the dreadful
soreness out of my limbs"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1918-10-25

him, II possible we are going to get to-
gether again after this big drive and
have a regular time"
An officer from Capt Bresnahan's
regiment has arrived in this country
and in a brief note to his mother Mrs.
Timothy Bresnahan, Clyde street, he
states that the captain has come
through another big drive without in-
jury
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1918-10-25
Coughed So He Couldn't Sleep

Bronchial coughs, tickling in throat
and asthmatic spasms break ones rest
and weaken one so that the system is
run down and serious sickness may re-
suit. Enos Halbert, Paol, Ind, writes:
"I had severe cold this fall and cough
ed continually at night; could hardly
sleep. The first bottle of Foley's Honey
and Tar relieved me, entirely curing
my cough" 1t covers irritated MEM
branes with healing and soothing
coating, loosens phlegm and clears air
passages.
Frosts Pharmacy, 5S Main St.
Middlebury'
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1918-10-25
List Of Registrars
CONTINUED from page 70

CONTINUED from page four
2O46-Reynolds, Harold P, Middlebur
2O47- Gaudet, William j., Bristol
2O4S-Dike, Marshall c., Starksboro,
2O49-Shackett, Edward T., Bristol, 7
2O5O-Rivers, Charles B., Bristol
2O51-Purinton, Ralph A., Bristol
2O53-Parker, Carl L., Salisbury, r D
2O54-Fiske, Lee c., New Haven
2055-Hutchins E w, Granville
2O56-Eaton, Edward R., Bristol
2O57-Jerome, Frank E., Ferrisburgh
2O5S-Pray, Albert NJ Granville
2O59-Guinan, Claude v, Bristol, VT.
2O60- Gaunya, E G., Vergennes
2O52-Miller, Arthur c. No. Orwell
THE END
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1918-10-25
Shoreham

Mrs. Paul Bordeau was called to
North Ferrisburg on account of the
A!nesS of her daughter, Mrs. Jerry
Sears last week.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-15
M|EJCIE RUMIENCE
Ma POL|CzKACH
Bedziecie Wygladac Lepiej -.
Bierzcie Olive Tablets

Jezeli macie sk6re z6lta-cere bladq-
jezyk oblozony-apctyt zly-niesmak W.
ustach-czujecie sic leniwo i zle-powin-
niscie braG Olive Tablets.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets-zaste.
puj9ce neutrality-suspicious. zostaly
przez Ora. Edwards II pc latach dos
wiadczenia z .jego pacyentami.
DR.. Edwards Olive Oil Tablets 81
czysto roslinnym preparation, zmie.
szanym z OLIVIA. Poznacie je Pc oliwko'
wynn kolorze.
Ably mice czysta, r6zowa cere, oczy
pelne blasku, pozby6 sic pryszcz6w !
pozvskaG rzezkosG mIodosci, nalezy doJsd
do przyczyny. .,.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets dzialaja
ma watrobe i zoladek jak kalomel-nie
sprowadzaja wszakze niebezpiecznych
skutk6w.
Pobudzaja one z6lt i ~pokonajq zat-
wardzenie. Otto dlaczego miliony pude.
lex sprzedaja sic rocznie 20 1oc 25c "a
pudello. We wszystkich a~ptekach.
BraG po iednei Tub dwie co wieczdr, a
zauwaay sic przyjemne skutki.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-15

KantycIks t. czyli P~astorsfki
Kolendy, zawiera piosnki wesole
wczasie SWAT Bozego Narodzenia
po domach %Spiewane, a prlez ksie.
" Missionary zebrane. Zawiera
nadto piesni do utytku k~oscielne.
go, oraz szopek ola mafych dzia-
tex, ko to:
Nabo4eGNwo Observation-Disclosures
do Najsw. Ma-yi Fanny pred Ma.
rodzeniem Zbawlclela Swidta Je-
Eusa Chrystusa;
Msza ma Bote NaroGJenie;
1874 PieSni ma Bo1e NArodzenie;
Pastornfki;
Szopka ola dzieci;
1913 Kolend;
IL PieSni Adwentowych;
4P!ein! ma Wielsi Post;
6Piesni Wielkanocn,ch;
Piesni ma ZieIone Swiatktj
OPIasni IA Bote Cia}o;
?iesni o Nsjsw. Mary! Panniej
8Piesni O Swietych Pshskich,
GPiesnl PrzygOdne;
1Piesh "a Umarfych;
" dodatku k~llkanaScie Kolend
Kosclelnych.
Wierny prEedruk Z kantyczki,
wydanej przez ksieAy misyonarzy
" Krakowie. w tel kantyczce
snajduja sic Szopki Pastorafki
do przedstawiania JASEkEk.
Dc nabycia AdminIstracyi
DzIeRnika ChICagosklego,
llSS-57 W. Division a., Chicago.
o. otwarty ks1d.go dnia cd god,iny 7t0
ISsna do $50 wiecEorsm. Z wrjatkism
Aiedzisl 1 twilt uroczystycb.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-15
" roku 1908
Ks. Fr. Gordona, {. R.

P~oprawicns odbttks
DzienniRA ChieaRosgieEo
ivzbogacona licznem.iIu'
stracyamL
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-15
54.Sw. Marcelin, Papiei i Meczennik.

5000 Meczennikow. Pomiedzy mimi byli: Sw.
Wincenty-dyakon, Biskup Sw. Felix's, Eulalia i Cy-
ryak. Kryszpin i Kryszpinian, jerry i Filomena,
Aleksander-biskup i Sw. Leokadya; najsfawnleJ-
seem by}o meczenstwo chrzeScijan 6666 ~zo@nierzy
,legii Thebanskiej' pod dowodztwem sw. Maury-
cego, kt6rzy pc p~rzejSciu Alp odm6wili z1ozyc O.
fairy balwanom ola uproszenia zwyciestwa we woj-
ME z Francya z}ozyli bron dobrowolnie, i wolell
umrzec bez bronienia sic: "a Ware sw. meczenska
Smiercia, ME odmawiajac sic woJoWac w obronle
o~iczyzny. Papiez Sw. Marcelin wiele cierpiaf OBJ
NOW re strony tych, co wymagali cd niego zbyt
surowych kar ola pokutujacych "a posypanle bal
wanom ola uniknienia smierci, chocby JedneJ
szczypty kadzid}a bez wyparcia sic WARY l tylko
pozornie. Ia swoje dobre mifosierne pc %ojcoWsku
SERGE wzgledem LEI upad}ych W wierze pokutuja-
cych chrzescijan, sam byf oczerniony Papiez sw.
Marcelin o szczypte kadzid}a ola bogini Westy, Z
kt6rego niesprawiedliwego ~zarzutu w~ytiuumaczy}
sic iasno ma Synodzie W ,,Sinuessie" we W}oszech
i byf przez wszystkich usprawiedliwiony. Ia Jego
pontyfikatu umarli: sw. Pawe}-pustelnik, ht6rego
,Paulin6w' zakon ~istnieje W Polsce; sw. Miko}aj
Biskup Mildly, wielki Cudotw6rca, kt6ry obecnie
oddawna pochowany W m. Bari we W}oszech. Pa
niez sw. Marcelin schwytany "a Ware sw. W 34
roku, poni6s4 odwaznie smiere meczenska razem
z Klaudvuszem, Cyrynem i Antoninem; Papiez
sw. Marcelin by} scietym i So dni ciaio jego z roz-
kazu Cezara leza}o- ME pogrzebane, az sw. Piotr
pochowac ie nakazal we snie sw. Marcellemu, co
by{ jego ~nastepca i pogrzebai uroczyscie ma cmen-
tarzu Pryscylli PREY drodze Salaryjskiej.
SIS. Sw. MarcelIi l., Papiez i Meczennik.
Zy4 oko4o 300 roku. Rzymianin, by{ wyniesio-
ny ma Stolice Apostolska W 304 roku, kt6ra by}a
pewna droga W owe easy do meezehstwa. a pom.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-06-07
Mr.. VIM. Davis Died at
Helix Thursday Morning
lEast oregonian special.l }

HELIX, June Mrs. VIM. Davis
died Thursday at 4:25 a. m. of
Bright's disease at the home of her
son, Jesse, near Stanton Station. Be-
side her husband, she is survived by
her daughters. Betsy, of Almont,
Mich: Aletha, Orian. Mich. . Sarah.
oe California, son, Charles, in
Michigan, Jesse of Helix, and Frank
at Camp Lewis. Mrs, Davis was 50
November 10th. last, and her mother,
Mrs. Beede of Orian, Mich, aged 103
last month, also survives. The funer-
el will be preached at the Christian
church by F. Grant Hamm at IL o.
clock today. Interment in Helix
cemetery. Mrs. Davis leaves many
friends here.
Mr. and Mrs. McLoud of Weston,
were Wednesday visitors.
w. H. Albee and children, Letha
and William, have returned from a
few days fishing in Camas Prairie
and report a splendid time. They
brought home some fine samples of
trout.
Prof. and Mrs. w. H. Musselman
will return to their home in Freewa-
ter today, having spent the week with
their daughter. Mrs ]. w. King.
Mrs. Chas. Wilkes and daughter
Mary were Thursday visitors.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-06-07
Mr.. HiIeman Working on
County Road Near Gurdane

GUDRANE. June THE weather
is warm the past week. ana rain is
needed badly.
Mr., Hileman has begun work on
the county road this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Jones and Mrs,
Roy Montgomery and daughter went
to Mr.. Jones' ranch at Pilot Rock
Monday returning home that evening.
A number of young folks gathered
at the home of Mrs. Charles McDevitt
last Sunday and all enjoyed a big
turkey dinner given by Mrs. Nc
Dewitt.
Mrs. william Corley and children
who spent a few days at Pilot Rock
returned home Monday.
Claudine Ledgerwood who has been
visiting her sister Mrs. Bum Moore
returned home last week. Miss Vir-
gle Moore went home with her to
visit her grand parents a short time.
The young son of Pat Monaghan has
been very sick this week.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-06-07
Local Happenings in
Weston NeighbOrhOOd
(East oregonlan specIal.l

WESTON June 7.--Mr. and Mrs.
Henry Waddingham and Mr.. and
Mrs. Frank Grier attended the United
Brethren conference in Walla Walla
during the week.
Mr. and Mrs. Larkin Stages OF En-
terprise, Oregon. are visiting relatives
in the city.
2 Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Dupuis who
spent the winter in Pendleton. have
returned to their home in Weston.
Mrs. VIII Wyrick of Pendleton, is
the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. James STAN
field.
Miss Ethel Duncan is visiting her
sister, Mrs. Ralph Kinnear, near Mil
ton.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harlow Richmond
and daughter of Walla Walla were
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. James Price
Wednesday.
Mrs. Dick Bush who lives near Pi-
lot Rock, is the guest of Mr.. and Mrs.
Joe Lieuallen.
Mrs. Nellie st. Dennis of Walla
Walla. is the guest of her sister, Mrs
Fred Pitman.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-06-07
Daily Chats With
the Housewife

Potatoes-Rice, hominy.
No macaronf,> spaghetti or other
Wheat pastes. Substitute hominy.)
Thicken gravies and sauces with
rice flour, corn flour, corn starch.
Use breakfast foods made of corn
oats. rice. barley-none with any
wheat flour in them.
Cakes made of barley, rice flour,
corn flour. potato flour.
Desserts of cornmeal, barley. no.
tato flour. rice, tapioca, gelatin, milk,
fruit.
Indian Pudding.
cups milk (whole or skim.l
Ia cup corn meal.
34 teaspoon salt.
l teaspoon ginger.
Ia cup OF molasses.
Cook milk and meal in n double
boiler 90 minutes; add moiasses, salt
and ginger. Pour into creased pud-
ding dish and bake 2 hours in a slow
oven. or use your fireless cooker.
Serve with milk. This makes a good
and nourishing dessert. Serves six.
Gingerbread.
l 1-2 cups barley flour.
1-2 cup moIasses.
1-2 cup milk.
2 teaspoons baking powder.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-06-07

IA teaspoon soda.
teaspoon ginger.
l teaspoon cinnamon.
is teaspoon salt.
tablespoons fat.
Bake about 80 minutes in moderate
oven. Good texture and flavor.
HermIts.
cups barley flour.
2 tablespoons fat.
q l egg.
1-2 teaspoon ginger.
IA cup chopped raisins.
teaspoon baking powder.
1-2 cup corn sirup.
Ia teaspoon salt.
Ia teaspoon salt.
1-2 teaspoon cinnamon.
IA cup nuts.
tablespoon milk.
Honey, maple sugar, or maple beef
apple or sorghum sirup. which can be
made at home, can be used in the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-06-07
$4OO FOR RED CROSS
FROM IL u. PLAYS

UNIVERSITY OF OREGON, Eu-
gene, June THE finish of the sea-
sons Red Gross benefits given by the
advanced classes in dramatic inter-
probation of the University of Oregon
shows that approximately $500 has
been netted to this organization. The
exact figures are as yet not computed
but it is expected that the amount will
run somewhat over $40O.
Strict economy has been practiced
in these presentations. Only $40 has
been expended for costume material.
There has been no dressmaking bill, as
the women of the department have
done the entire work of designing and
making the cistumes.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-06-07

The grain corporation reported to
the Food Administration the other
day that heretofore oregon had been
able to load all her newly launched
ships with wheat or flour for their
maiden voyages through the Panama
canal en- route for service at the front
but after June Is. unless sufficient
flour is turned back from dealers and
consumers for the purpose, the newly
finished ships cannot do this. 1t may
be only half or a quarter of a sack
IN the bin but many Titles make a
lot
Here are some suggestions for
avoiding the use of flour and some
recipes which employ substitutes.
No Yeast Bread.
Instead of il quickbreads made of
cornmeal, corn flour, rice flour, oat-
meal. barley. or other substitutes
which you have in your locality.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-06-07
EAST OREGONIAN SPECIAL
NEWS OF UMATILLA co.

Mrs. v. v. Kerley visited her sister
Mrs. Harry Coles near Athena Tues,
day.
Mrs. A. n. Lucas of Juniper was a
Thursday visitor.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-06-07
> 4444+4+4444+444sI

ITS not the individual soldier I
Nor the army as a whole 1
TITS the everlasting teamwork 4
OF every bloomin' SOUL !
-Kipling.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-06-07
MANY nuns DEsrRoYEn.

Y. NJ. c. A. huts to the number of
140 were either destroyed by shell
fire or captured by the Germans in
the recent drive on the western front.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1918-03-21
DANGER OF BEING
COMMUNITY STACKER

Portland, March 16-Communities
are beginning to complain that on ac-
count of the inequality of the distri-
button of war expenditures they are
being slowly but persistently forced
into community bankruptcy and are
in danger of being branded as slack
ers through their inability to meet
their apportionment of war subscrip-
tions as shown by the following par
agraph from letter from promin-
ent banker of Southern Oregon to R.
N. Stanfield:
II am especially pleased with your
vigorous statement in regard to get
ting more of the government money
spent in Oregon for supplies. In this
part Of the state We are especially
hard hit, because we have very little
to sell, and have subscribed very lib
orally to all war activities as well as
the rest of the state. The money has
been sent out for the subscriptions,
and unless some of 1t comes back, We
will in the near future be unable to
fill our quotas and be branded as
slackers. Our one principal industry,
the growing of fruit, has been injured
rather than benefited by the war.
We have timber resources here, but
thus far there has not been much en-
couragement locally for developing
this"
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1918-03-21
BAKER SEES HOW us.
ARMY|S MADE IN FRANCE
Portland Telegram.

On Board Secretary Bakers Spe-
cial Train in France. Sunday, March
17.-"While we are busy at home,'
said Newton D. Baker, the American
secretary of war, in talk to officers
at the American staff school today,
with our industrial preparations and
training of troops. our hearts are
transplanted to France. My visit has
brought me great uplift in spirit.
AS boy takes apart watch to see
how 1t is made in order to understand
the functions of its parts, have been
taking this army apart
Mr.. Baker is making important de-
cisions in France upon such questions
as in his judgment require immediate
action. He is gathering knowledge
for future use upon many aspects of
the situation of the American army
but problems pressing for a settle
ment he settles on the spot.
When the secretary's train came
into the aviation region the sky was
darkly overcast and the clouds were
of blue-gray color, which the avia-
tion observers say constitutes the fin
est background for seeing air work.
Many monoplanes and biplanes await
ed the secretary's arrival upon the
field, then with rush one after an
other took the air until toward the
end of the morning 100 machines
were in fight, and every machine was
driven by an American. Individual
aviators practiced maneuvers used in
combat, such as reversing the direc-
ton of the flights by turning edge
wise upon one wing, spinning in nose
dives. Then there were evolutions in
flotilla formations of five; after that
in squadrons of is.
with all these machines in the
air." remarked French officer, I'VE
see no more than tenth of what
America has in this one school. You
will soon have no more need for
French instruction. We have shown
everything we know, and your young
men have taken to the art with aston
ishing facility as we'll as audacity,
nerve and resources. The danger and
difficulties fascinate and inspire them.
1t must be what you call the sport
ing spirit"
Secretary Baker discussed with va
rious of the aviators themselves the
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1918-03-21

the escape of one plane when at
tackled. The secretary watched with
intense interest. He then visited the
machine shops and setting-up shops
and the storage buildings. He had eX-
planned to him the school organiza-
tions, which include eight classes,
each with a separate camp. Sharp
sporting rivalries exist among them.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1918-03-21

differences between the machines. He
brought to the subjct much know
ledge of detail and UNMARRIED interest.
He spent hours talking with the men
and examining with them the types
of machines, some of which he saw
for the first time.
The closing incident of the morn
ing's air training was combat and
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1918-03-21
PRIVATE HADLEY WRITES
/. TO HARDMAN CHILDREN

Marine Barracks E, Co. 10,
Reg. Field Artillery, Quantico,
Va, March s, 1918.
To the Editor of The Gazette-Times.
Dear Sir:
Having received several letters
from the children of Hardman, and
not having the time at my command
to answer them individually, l am
taking the liberty of asking you to
print the enclosed letter which l have
written to them all.
AS ever your friend,
GLENN R. HADLEY.
To the Hardman School Children:
have received so many letters
from you children that will answer
them through the Old Home Paper.
have heard all about what you have
been doing to help win the war going
without sugar, buying war savings
stamps; and suppose you will all try
to raise garden this summer. Food
is what the allies need more than
anything else.
The height of my former glory was
to roam with free heart from the
John Day to the Columbia River. l
knew no other life but that and at the
time it seemed good enough for me,
| for that was home. But not that
realm Of greatness and grandeur has
faded to a mere dot. My world has
greatly enlarged sisce / left you child
rem at Hardman. For now ! have
crossed the continent, and who knows
how soon, l will have crossed the
broad Atlantic. / have witnessed the
handicraft of man, in the assemblage
Of the great fighting machinery, Of
the manner and methods that have
perfected this glorious Republic.
| Our forefathers fought so that the
rising generation could enjoy that lib
erty SO sweet, so that Old Glory could
wave over free land; but the rights
of the American people have been
scorned by the Prussian group. 81
there was nothing else to do. Either
we had to back down like towards OF
fight for the rights of humanity. O
course our President chose the latter
We must all fight with him. and !
need be, die for the rights for whtcl
we are fighting.
We will win in the end, for victor.
we will have, and Old Glory will floa
upon victorious field someday. Blu
don't let yourselves believe that thi
struggle is close to an end. Stee
your hearts for the many bloody bat
tiles yet to come and give to your gov
ernment every bit Of your strength t
sustain the fighting force. But n
matter how wild the storms, eternt
calm shall come at last. When wal
flare is accomplished, the enemies sui
dued, then we shall return to ou
homes and to our friends, to watc
you and your children grow to maj
hood and womanhood, enjoying tn
privileges Of free country under Tn
skies of an everlasting peace
With love to you all,
Pvt. GLENN R. HADLEY.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1918-03-21

Washington-Flat pay increases Of
15 Der cent for all employees in the
postal service, whether on annual sal
ary or day pay basis, and including
those of all grades and classes, has
been recommended by the senate
postoffice subcommittee In revising
the annual postoffice appropriation
bilL
Couuille, Ore, suffered fire loss
of $150,000 this week when a large
section of the business district was
wiped out.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1918-03-21

Pendleton, Or.-Councilman Ralph
Folsom is the first Pendleton sub
scriber to the third liberty loan. He
gave his check for $4,000 to the exec
utive committee Of the Umatilla war
funds committee as his subscription.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1918-03-21

United States Senator George E..
Chamberlain of Oregon is back In his
seat in the senate after an illness Of
several weeks, during which time he
was operated upon for appendicitis.
1T took surgeons knife to give me
the best rest I've had in "a years"
said Senator Chamberlain.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1918-03-21

Salem-H. A. Some, cashier of the
Baker Loan & Trust Co., has been ap-
pointed bank examiner by Superin-
tendent Of Banks, Will H. Bennett
The appointment has been approved
by the state banking board.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1918-03-21

Washisgton-Th daylight savings
bill, which goes into effect at 2 a. M,
March 81, and sets the clocks of the
country forward one hour, has been
signed by President Wilson and it
thus becomes law.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1918-03-21

Augusta, Me.-Doubt as to wheth-
er his health would permit him to ad-
dress the State Republican Conven-
tion at Portland, Me-, on March 2S.
has been set at rest by Colonel Theo-
dore Roosevelt, who has notified the
committee he would appear.
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1918-12-27

Take EATONIC and get rid of your
Acid-Stomach. This wonderful mod
ern remedy actually takes the excess
acid out Of the stomach. 1t quickly
and positively relieves bloat, heart
burn, belching, food repeating, sour,
gassy stomach, and the pains OF ind,
gestion. Makes the stomach cool
and comfortable-keeps it sweet and
strong. Banishes all stomach trou-
bles SO completely that you forget
you have stomach. You can eat
what you like and digest your food
in comfort, without fear of distressiDs
after-effects. EATONIC helps you
get full strength out OF every mouthful
you eat-and that is what you must
have to be well and strong = full
strength from your food.
Get big box of EATONIC from
your druggist TODAY. We authorize
him to guarantee EATONIC to please
you. If it fails in any way, take i
back; he will refund your money. II
your druggist does not keep EATONIC,
write to us and we will send you big
Doc box. You can send us the 60c after
you receiveit. Address H. L. Kramer,
President, Eatonic Remedy Company,
South Wabssh. CHICAGO. Ill,
The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1918-12-27
One Thing Overlooked.

The German is nothing il not
thorough. A German and Swiss were
discussing efficiency. The Swiss said ::
This is my idea of efficiency" and
produced n picture. 1t represented an
exceedingly stout woman engaged in
rocking the cradle with one foot and
operating a tanning device to keep the
baby cool with the other foot; she was
reading book held in rack while
she knitted. and at the same time
sang lullaby.
The German looked at the picture
and snorted disdainfully.
Good heavens. man." said the
Swiss In establishment. "what else on
earth could she dO?"
"Vell. she weighs maybe couple
of hundred pounds" said the German.
"She could be cOmpressing cheese by
sitting on 1t, couldn't she?"
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publishers and editors bleed The
poor author to death. They have nc
mercy"
The speaker was Novelist Arnold
Bennett, who went on:
These profiteers nre like the i'm.
presario who advertised for mar
to do 40-days' fast.
I'D like to undertake that fast fot
YOU n shabby chap said to the i'm.
presario. What is the salary?
1.-THE impresariO gave sCurufu
laugh.
"'oh,' he said. I'VE can't afford 10
pay you any SALARY for n job Of this
kind. We will. however, stand foI
Your keep"