Denver labor bulletin., 1918-05-11
MISTER DOOIEY DISCUSSES TABOR TROUBLES"
of Famous
ReanyP raises sIs Pugnacy in
81 see th' strike has been called off" said Mr..

81 see tn strike has been called off," said Mr..
which wan?" asked Mr.. Dooley 81 can't keep
thrack iv thin. Somebody is sthrikin all tn time;
Wan day tn is out an aIother day tn
Pullers sthrkes an tn Amalgymated Union y Pickle
sorters quits in sympathy. Th' earPinter that has
off warruk whin he found that Hogan was, Shawn
himself without a card firm tn BARRIERS union
BARRIERS an tn carpinter quit wurruk because he
found Hogan wearin' pair iv on-union pants.
lied an come home find tn carpnter had sthruek
because Hogan's hens was layin' eggs without tn,
an h ohers thrae tn
union bein' that no hen shall lay more eggs than
ITS tn same iyrywhere I haven't had sand
wan ayether tbs butchers or tn bakers has been
out sthrike. If go down in car in tn mornin'
knowed had his uncle in tn house much longer than
ayether iv them had @ , intended on account , " a
ers. Afther thy'd got a permit firm tn wakin'
dillygate an TIL remains was carried away undher
each iv thin; tn eoorrtege stopped at ivry cor
ner be picket who first punched tn mourners an
me: Uncle Bill wudve been proud. He very
fond iv long funras an this the longest iver
riochous goin out than comm back he says.
"It was diff'rent whin ] was a young man, Hin
or Labor was vas Capital was like father to Labor,
givin it its boored and lodgins. Nayether inther.
fered with tn other. Capital Wlnt on captaHZln an
labor wint laborin'. In thin goolden days
wurrukn' man was an honest artisan That's what
he was proud to be called TIL week befure iliction
he had his pitcher in TIL funny pe-apers. He
square paper cap an leather apron. an he had
his arm around Capital rosy, binivolint OIL guy
tn polls together to vote FIR simple OF Capital.
Capital an Labor walked arm in arm instead
iv havin' both hands free at prisint. Capital
was contnt to be Capital an Labor used TO
bein' Labor. Capital come ar-round an felt tn arm
iv Labor in awhile an ivry year Mrs. Capital
called Mrs. Labor an congratulated her on her
score. TIL pride iv ivry artisan to wurruk as
long at his task tn boss cud afford to pay tn
bill In return FIR his fidelity he got turkey ivry
year. At Christmas time Capital gathered his family
around him an in tn prisints iv tn ladies iv tn
neighborhood give thin short Grafton, Me brave
laads,' says he, we've had a good year (Cheers.)
have made myon dollars. (Sinsation.) / at
thrbute this to me supeeryor skill aided by ye'er
arnest efforts at tn bench an at tn forge. (Sobs)
Ye have done well that won't need so many iv
iv US who do two mems wurruk will remain an
if possible do four Our other faithful sarvants, he
says, back in tn spring, he says, If alive,
he says. An tn bold artysans tossed their paper
caps in tn air an give three cheers f'r Capital
They wurruked till OIL age crept thin an thin
retired to live tn wish bones an kind wurruds
they had ACCUMULATED.
Nowadays it's far dif'rent. Th' unions has de-
sthroyed all indivijool effort. Year by year tn
hours iv tn misguided wurrukin' man has been cut
him as he goes thru tn days wurruk. l have a
ginteman pastherer frind who tells me he hasn't
put in full day in year. He goes to his desk
ivry mornn' at tin sthrikes punchooly at iliven;
'Th wrongs v tn wurrukin men mus be redhressed,
says he ARE ye interested in thm?' says l. 'Ye
nver looked betther in ye'er fe,' says /. Il niver
felt betther, he says. 4 haven't missed baseball