Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-12-05

Corp. William M. Davis, who played
Priscilla Popp in the 63d's Never
Again." is an old school chum OF
mine, but you know l didn't make
him in that make-up.
Sergt. Wallack remarks that three
stripes used to raise Cain in Balti-
more, but they are raising coal to NIL
trucks. during the present anything
may-happen" period of the l54th.
The W., B. & A. officials are getting
generous and courteous to a marked
degree toward soldiers. insisting each
man have a seat when coming into
camp, but assert they are losing
money. The soldier who isn't late is
lucky; most are too late either way.
Fractured faith is shattered hope.
This is my sweetheart" said the
top" sergeant to his bunkle, as ne IN
PRODUCED a demure maid.
Glad to know YOU" remarked his
bunkie. as he added this bit of re-
served revenge, land are you the one
from Philly. New York or just that
little miss from Camden?
You will find "bunkie' doing per-
manent K. +.
One more recrut-Private property.
No, Chauncey, it isn't more aie'; It's
morale"
If ignorance is bliss, the fellows
who begin most of these camp ru-
mors should be the happiest guys IN
the world.
Famous fractions-10 per cent.
If you knew of place in Baltimore
where you could secure sleeping quar-
tiers equal to those in camp, with steam
heat, together with q plentiful ante
bellum breakfast, all Tor A. csnI ly
would you take advantage OF u! wen,
you'll find all this and hearty wei
come at the 9Th Regiment Armcry.
Something to worry about-In-
tents-ive training.
There is a chair in our barracks that
has seen much service as the "horse
in teaching rockies to mount guafu'
The editor of Life remarked that the
most pitiful thing in the Worlu ~ Al
editor without a sense OF humoI. AW,
say! Quit talking about yonrse.i .ie'e
know it already-the "Dlue feJeSsivAl
slips to prove it.
Tt is a good thing that sailors are
not as stingy with the life line ~
most editors are with the credit Iihe.
The cook said it was bouiliabaisse.
but YOU can't dress up salmon ana
make it taste like anything else, Dut
it did look better
The difference in prices at the nu
merous canteenS makes one Ieel
.'penny wise and pound foolish.
Another operation-Cutting through
liberty field.
Wall street has nothing on Meade.
Every one is specializing on Wnen.
where and how we are going 20 pc
mustered out.
The shortage of paper don't seem
to worry my former tailor at aiis Tor
l still get those please remit let
ters and he writes just like-Weii--
like some one / like to hear from.
Secretary McAdoo of the United
States Treasury explains, in announc-
ing his resignation, that he isn't sat-
isfied with his pay check. what
all the 100000 soldiers felt the samR
way, Mac? Give us one better than
that.
And the war hasn't produced An
"acess" as yet
One French officer remarked thaf
in the restaurants here everything II
so "hors-'Oeuvres."
THE FUTURE.
Big Ben,
TrouSer creaSeS,
Meal tickets,
Suspenders,
Umbrellas.
The very 1. d. r.
Mess Sergt. G. C. Cartwright. dE
vision headquarters officers mess, has
the reputation of being better on
the punch" than willard. He makes
it with grapejuice 'neverything.
When the drill sergeants say Fall
out" American Tobacco stock goes
up a notch.
A man is a poor auditor who can't
give q good account of himself.
"Are you going to hang up your
stocking Christmas eve?" asked one
soldier of another.
mo. I don't expect the laundry