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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29
WHY WOMEN DREAD
OLD AGE

Don't worry about old age. Don't worry
about being in other peoples way when
you are getting on in years. Keep your
body in good condition and you can be as
hale and hearty in your old days as you
were when a kid, and every one will be
glad to see you.
The kidneys and bladder are the causes
of senile Affections. Keep them clean and
in proper working condition. Drive the
poisonous wastes from the system and
avoid uric acid accumulations. Take GOLD
MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules periodical,
ly and you will find that the system will
always be in perfect working order. Your
spirits will be enlivened, your muscles
made strong and your face have once
more the look of youth and health. -,
New life, fresh strength and health will
come as you continue this treatment When
your first vigor has been restored continue
for awhile taking a capsule or two each
day They will keep you in condition and
prevent a return of your troubles.
There is only one guaranteed brand OF
HARLEM Oil Capsules, GOLD MEDAL.
There are many fakes on the market. BE
sure YOU get the Original GOLD MEDAL
Imported HARLEM Oh Capsules. They are
the only reliable. For sale by all first-class
Enthusiastically.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29
Anatomical PersIfaae fwowll

Cling against recent 4O-mile-an-hour
breeze. having troubles Of his own. he
was not aware that individual portions
of his bodily getup had learned that
politics had reconvened. So he didn't
hear this:
Say, amt this wind raw?" telephon-
ed the chaps legs to his mental ex
change. 1T makes Us tired"
"Tired?" exclaimed tonsil. who was
listening I'm on the line. "Tired's no
name for II. II makes me sore"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29

with beading in navy and red, the
large beads used to outline the panel,
neck and wrist being in vivid red.
The ribbon belt may be Of navy faille
or black velvet. A red belt would be
striking, but not advisable, as sharply
dividing the figure at the waistline is
not becoming to the average figure.
The collarless blouse will almost un-
questionably continue to be the most
popular selection during the season,
although a large number of blouses
are being shown with moderately high
collars. Regardless of becomingness,
the cOllarless blouse is certainly more
comfortable, and in these busy days
that is very important consideration.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29
BLOUSE

IL has its place In the hospitals that
needs no explanation to the woman
hood IF America. How gladly she
cares for her present supply of mus
Inns, that looms may turn out gauze
for her soldiers rather than for her
home.
Linens and silks have taken TO the
air in the form of airplanes and war
balloons. They have gone with our
blessing, the Marthas of this genera
ton will find a way to do without
them for "the duration"
Leather, too, Is needed. Resole the
shoes, wear pumps and CATERS, that
you may not take an undue share Of
labor and material from necessary
war work.
The short coat, the narrow skirt and
the conservative styles of dress show
an earnest thought on the part or
manufacturer and designer. but the
real saving will be noted when clever
woman presses the last seasons gar
ment and freshens ii up by bit OF
bright plaid for Mary's winter school
dress. The government suggests that
you invoice on all garments on hand
to aid In cloth conservation. The lists
are headed:
l. Garments Ii will be necessary to
replace.
2. Garments that will last another
season.
A few suggestions for renovating
garments take on a dignified air since
they are patriotic rather than parsi-
monious.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29
OF INTEREST TO WOMEN

Very lovely is a frock of taffeta and
velvet combination, trimmed with silk
fringe, the sleeves of which are elbow
length and cut kimono fashion in one
with the bodice.
In millinery the color combination
of French blue and black is exceed
ingly popular, and to less degree is
noted seal brown and henna-the color
formerly known as terra Gotta.
Frocks of panne velvet trimmed
with silk braid are very smart; in
fact, velvet frocks, both plain and
trimmed in many ways, are delight
fully attractive mode of the moment.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29
Doubling Up on Him.

Hey Come down, there-yer
pinched! Who dye think you are, any
how? Barney Oldfield?"
"No, sir" replied the frightened mo-
torist, "but / was"
"Yes, l know. You was maxim %
miles an hour. What dye meanw
"Well, sir, l was arrested back there
about two miles by that officer just
going over the hill on that motorcycle.
He said Follow me, and hurry up and
that's what l was doing when you got
me."-Kansas City Star.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29
catarrh Cannot Be Cured

by LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they
cannot reach the seat OF the disease.
Caterrh is a local disease, greatly infiu-
enced by constitutional conditions. HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE will cure catarrn.
II is taken internally and acts through
the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the
System. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
is composed OF some OF the best tonics
known. combined with some OF the oeSt
OF the ingredients in HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE is what produces such won
derful results in catarrhal conditions
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free -
+. J. Cheney & Co.. Props, Toieoo' ".
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29
Important Discovery.

Uncle Abner-I see In the papers
that new kind of patent medicine has
Jest been put on the market that will
cure everything.
Aunt Rachel-Well And both of
Jed Larkin's boys is goin' TO medical
college. 1t seems that when lots Of
folks go to fittin' themselves for pro-
fession something happens TO make
that profession Improbable.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29
You May Try cuticura Free

Send today for free samples of Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment and learn
how quickly they relieve itching, skin
and scalp troubles. For free samples,
address, "Cuticura, Dept. X, Boston"
At druggists and by mail. Soap %.
Ointment % and 50.-Adv.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29
They Don't Feel Friendly.

The idea of those Germans seems
TO be to kill rs many advancing Amer
leans as they can and then shout
'Kamerad.'"
Does the plan work?"
Not always. After one or two ex-
perienceS of that sort is ii any wonder
that the Americans seem TO afflicted
with incurable deafness T-Birming-
ham Age-Herald.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29
A Realizing Sense.

"You made the old place produce
this year"
'You bet I did" replied Farmer Corn
tossel. There's millions of young fell
lows over in France with appertes Jest
like my boy JGsh's."
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29

Kansas reports dealings in gasoline
by "bootleggers" on Sundays.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29

When Baby Is Teething
GROVES BABY BOWEL MEDICINE viii correc
the stomach and Bowel troubles. Perfectly harm
less See directions on the bottle.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29
Good Hearted.

''He is very generous; he is always
giving away cigars" Yes; he seems
TO have q tobacco heart"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29

Maybe you have IN acid-stomach-
and don't know It'll There are millions or
such people-weak. ailing, tired, worn
out and call In" before the day Is half
gone-listless and Indifferent to their sur
roundings-often with aches and pains
all over the body-woefully lacking In
physical power and mental vigor-pale,
emacia ted-just dragging out a weary
existence. Nine out of every ten OF
these people are unconscious victims or
acid-stomach.
Thousands upon thousands Of people
who are subject TO attacks OF indigestion
and biliousness; who are nervous, mel
ancholy, mentally depressed; who suffer
from rheumatism, lumbagO or sciatfca
yes, even many of those who have
catarrh, ulcer or cancer of the stomach
If the trouble is traced TO Its source. ii
will often be found TO be just acid stom-
ach. For these are only some OF the all
ments that are caused by what the doc
tors call superacidity. which Is another
name for sour or acid-stomach.
What you want to know above all
else is how TO quickly rid yourself OF ex-
cess acid. A wonderful modern remedy
called EATONIC literally wipes II out.
1t does the work easily. speedily and
naturally. II makes the stomach pure,
sweet, cool and comfortable. Ii helps
you get full strength out Of every mouth
full of good you eat: and unless you Do
get full strength from your food you
cannot enjoy robust, vigorous health.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29

The poet is born-unless he writes
a magazine poem that nobody can un-
derStand then he Is made.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29

Pennsylvania workers last year lost
SIG. 10000 through illness.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29

The mistake some young fellows
make is in thinking the wild boys
have more fun than the decent ones.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29
In Society.

my husband moves among the best
families here"
THAT sO?"
Eyes, he's the leading furniture movs
er of the town"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29

Or. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets put an end 70
sick and bilious headaches. constipation. dzri-
ness and Indigestion ''Clean house" Adv.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29
The Real Article.

I'm a very busy man, sir. What is
your propositions"
81 want TO make you rich"
"Just so. Leave your recipe with
me and III look it over later. Just
now I'm engaged In closing up little
deal by which 1 expect to make $3.50
in real money"-Brooklyn Citizen.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29
The QUICK way TO stop A COUCH

the posae
ands backf
SCHlFFMANN
should drecto Schifmann. ST. Paul Mimi
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29

Many a mans nose bushes for the
acts of his elbow.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29

Britain normally imports $50 tons
of ivory yearly.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29

Groves Taste1ess chill Tonic
vitality and energy by purifying and en-
riching the blood. You can soon feel Its Strength
ening, lnvigorating Effect. Price &c.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1918-11-29
Acid Stomach Victims
Sick|y, Weak, Unfit,
Depressed

You eat to LIVE. Your life depends on
the strength you get from your food
There is no other way.
EATONIC is IN pleasant-tssting tab
let form-just like a bit Of candy. We
urge yOu-no matter what you have tried
take Eatonic Just one week and md
out for yourself how wonderfully I'm
proved you will feel. See how quickly
EATONIC banishes the immediate ef
fects of acid-stomach - bloat. heartburn.
belching, food-repeating. sour, gassy
stomach, indigestion, etc. See too. how
quickly your general health improves
how much more you relish your food
how much more easily II is digested-how
soundly you sleep-how nervousness and
irritability disappear. And all simply
because by taking EAT0NIC you bave
rid your stomach Of a lot OF excess acid
that has been holding you back and max
ing your life miserable.
EATONIC is absolutely harmless. IL
can be taken by the most delicate. Tens
OF thousands Of people who have used II
are enthusiastic in Its praise.
EAT0NIC is absolutely guaranteed, 30
get big soc box from your druggist: III
II does not help you your money will be
refunded. II your druggist does not keep
EATONIC, send your name and address 70
the Eatonic Remedy Company. 10ls =.
Wabash Ave. Chicago. ILL.,, and they wi
at once mail you a soc box and you can
send them the money for II after you re-
ceive IL.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1918-05-04
A Warning and Some Advice.

II is opportune at this time to
sound a special warning to the people
of this community, for this is the sea-
SON when the mail order houses are
busiest. They have flooded tas c0uu-
try with their cHtalogs, and So, reap
a harvest in proportion VAS ans
of money arc sent awa- dung the
Spring season for purchases that
could be as satisfactorily, ana far
more probably made at home. Pur.
chases made through the drawing DOW.
cr Of mail order eatalOgs are on a cash
ha us. and no Fart of this cash will
ever return for circulation in the com
n.unity from which 1t Is stit.
The catalog buyer Is attracted large
" by his curiosity to see what he wlll
get for his money. It is owing to this
instinct that the mail order house
hourishes. The first investment NAV
not be made as d result of lraninc
toward economy. On rare occasions +
is possible to save a small peraentagc
on an order and then waiting several
DAYS for the goods, more than Offset
this appeal. There are frequent de.
Laws, MISUNDERSTANDING and. not infrr
quently, misrepresentation. all nt
which have TO be adjusted at lonr
range. The catalog house having re-
>eivel the money, the burden of prnoi
which is necessary to adjust q missa
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1918-05-04
TREAT FILM SHOWS RED CROSS
WORK FOR OUR SOLDIER BOYS

What is declared to be the most heart
gripping film made since rifiith turned
ut 1.-THE Birth of Nation will be
shown at the Victor theatre in Able.
lie La, May 18th and 9th.
This photo-play is The Spirit OF
he Red Cross ond shows in two thrill
ig reels wat the Red Cross does fm
me American soldier after he leaves
Is home aad home folks to offer his
Ill to his country.
1t was written by James Montgom
", the great American artist and Is
cling produced 10y the American Req
ross as an ocular demonstration of
hat the Red Cross does.
Sammy an American boy starts
for France and as he tells the home
tolks goodbye there is a full and choky
ceiling in the throat and the audience
wallows hard to keep from showing
he emotion which swells up like a
.-ig run barrage Like other boys
sammy has a sweetheart and as he
all her i'm his arms she whispers
HIM tLat 'h, viii follow him.
ends of the cath. The Red
her the chance -. and Az
:. sammy" has Dled in raid
over the top and tallN wounded, ne is
carried by Red Cross strctchcr bearers
back to the dressing station and thence
to a Red Cross hospital where as luck
would have it, his swccthcrt in the
world-lovcd unifrom of a Red Gross
nurse is ready to make good her wills
percd promise.
There is an intense clutch about the
- Spirit of the Red Cross which makes
one feel like going deep down into
pockets and helping a cause which does
so much.
The scenes are laid in New Orlean,
and carry all of the flavor of tlat
quaint and inimitable French town on
American soil. Thee battle scenes arc
laid at Camp Shelby and real soldier,
60 over the top aud real shells throw
the earth sky high in black clouds as
real shell craters open under the boys
| in the trenches.
It is altogether a remarkable pigtur
and is being produced i'll every city II
| the United States where There Is '
moving picture play house, under
direction Of the American Red 'rOsS
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1918-05-04
KEPT NAME OUT OF PAPER.

An exchange very truly s''VS "Aat
happens to every editor at i"he d''c
0r another. 1t has haFicnF' IlSH'
here. "You may print this, 'put "o"'
give me away or print my na.'"e' II
ANYTHING barpcns in cur fam eson t
mention it," "Don't print Tnam'
in your paper if I 60 visiting r nav {
visitors, for it's nobody s b ''8liieS''
All these little petty things COM ror'
an editor and if he take 81, seriously
he will wonder just at what 'i'he TINS
funny" person does r'a..vi went 10
see his name in print. aas. nap
pened right here and no douna n o'ntl
,'acc,. too, when these san. ooh
want YOU TO print my name persons
have become thoroughly cn-tS'' Ne
cause on a certain occasion her IN" It
was not printed as it would hsve "C'h
had not tine objection been Da''' mere
is what the Day says:
Oae Norwicl gentleman~,at - ~
lated, offended at somethn, 'oio 'ne
- ~. -, ,onors NOT % unThis name
again in the paper. Some { i"'e'
however, it again offended. l. -. ''
sailed into the newspaper WV,
blood in his eve. Didn't l ~ YOU
he yelled wrathfulfy 90 the .o"i,''oO
staff, "not to use my MANI J" S'''
paper again under any e.
If YOU do Their II be troub." 90
forget It," After he ha e. pa ~
the manager issued an opy "
effect that the iratc gentlenl mann
must not be used in the tPsl' j,
mater in what connectif
come in. So when By e''''
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1918-05-04
USE IRISH POTATOES
TO SAVE WHEAT

Irish potatoes are abundant and
wheat is scarce. Potatoes can be used
to replace a large part Of the wheat in
many disles, including bread, biscuit,
mullins, stuffing, cake, cookies and
trusts. Circular No. lO6. Use Potatoes
to Save Wheat. which has just been
issued by the L. S. Department of
Agriculture, contains many recipes for
the use of potatoes in place of wheat
Ccries of this circular may be obtained
free b. addressing Agricultural Editor,
Extension Division, l.. S. u, Baton
ROUGE.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1918-05-04
HELPS 20 Keep Fit.

When the digestion IS out Of order,
it throws the whole physical being
out of gear. b. 3. Hayward, Unadilla,
Ga, writes: Foley Cathartic Tab
lets give me quicker relief than any
thing l have ever tried. Thev relieve
biliousness, bad breath. bloating, gas
indigestion and consumption. No grip
ing or nausea. Sold Everywhere-Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1918-05-04

ha. -w.ss.-
is worrftornev II. f. Bruner, of the firm
Iescrtion in ltka 4 Bruner, was a husiuGsS
lIso a1srmpt to This week. ~
-w>s-s4---1-A .--
In another column YOU will find the
details of the picture TO hc shown at
the Victor on tnc 9TH and 9TH. 1t is
for the Red Cross.
The total acreage in sugar cane i'll the
24 sugar parishes of Louisiana i'm 1918,
is estimated at 2lS,0OO acres, rs com
pared with $4,000 in 1917 and $4,000
IN 1909.
The Minister of Agriculture of Brazil
has been authorized to establish modern
experimental farms and agricultural col
onics, especially for tle education of
orphans and abandoned children.
-w.ss-
Mrs l.. n. Richard and little son,
Earl, of Crowley, are visiting in tins
city, the guests at the home of Mr.
and Mrs. J. S. Lyons, on st. Charles
Avenue.
-w.ss.-
We know of few men in this com
munitv who are willing to go to Africa
as missionaries, but who are not willing
to take care of cross baby for tired
wife for half an hour.
-w.Ss.-
The Red Corss Hall, located in the
lower floor of the Masonic building, ha'
been very naa.iy fitted mp, .' from
all appearance there is gLu- -
very, not:~aahis actr7N~ iu ~ 40
N him aud to lie VAS
letter from homsday, Ma 9Th, at the Vie
-~rTseatFe, patriotic play, entitle,
''The Contest of the Nations viii
be presented by the seniors of the Mt
Carmel Convent, for the benefit Of tn
Catholic Church
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1918-05-04

s, vc GROW older we can't see why
ru~liur the lawn mower is not iust a.
rood exercise for 4 Young boy or cir
=, dancing the turkcv-trot or ragtim,
music
-wss-
~. total .,,,,rt,+ f fo,J-trTs IA i'm
nod durirg March from tbr United
It,tcs and Carad, to IN, allies. accord
.., T., ia, Food Administration wa
,I,,ut Ina ouO tors comror,J with
Ia ana t,r, +, Fobr1ar,.
YES
D,lus chairman of tlc Red
rr.,., Cn.;.,,. .,rpointoJ / C.mil,
l,-,.,,-..,.l .l.i,n,,n nf H., S.,.,ul
Rcd Cro,. Var ruuJ Dri,, The tw,
n,,, ,.,.it.d T,,, OrI,.,p. Inst vrck in
,Ln int.,..t of tbr ronirr drive
wse-
R.J cr... mixers M limo of com
,,,uir,tior cantrrns in France accom-.
...,,,,. ,,,,,r;,.,,, .,l,l.or, 80, .b,,,,;rr
AIMS a. 80. that ,hry r,r,:,... correct
,..,,,',c md oth,r,,i.. ol,.iso tbc,. ~
,r' IT, encounters y.itb r-r.nrb .LnnI,.....
.rs
4, T.,,.. -, :. ,.,,,.,,....1 -. %
.,I;la. -. I'll
,,,t ,,. Co.,, ., f.,.. .,,.i ;,.t.,J -
ruuuiuu and srraomino she kicked II
in thc head and killed if She is on.
TITLED 70 q medal for bravery or mark
manship.
VS.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1918-05-04
She Got Good Results.

This honest testimony from 4 woman
Who has suffered should bc needed by
Il afflicted with hackachc, Rheumatic
aims, or any symptom of kidney ami
ladder trouble: 81 have got mucL
suits from Foley Kidney Pills that
sleep much better. Mrs. ChaS. Ora,
20 Sixth ST, Detroit Mich SOLD
,Verywhcre.-Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1918-05-04
Good for the Whole Family.

Every family requires a safe and
reliable cough and cold remedy. Mrs.
John Potter, 20 Shupe, st. Mt. Pleas
ant, Pa. writes: Il have used Foley s
Honey and Tar for colds for wears and
highly recommend it to all families. -
Contains no opiateS. Checks bronchial
aud grip coughs, Group and wlooping
coughs. Sold Everywhere.-Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1918-05-04

Beats Early

meeting was held and officers elc,tcL,
the name Of the objector was stricken
out SO in every other ease OF SIM
lar me- Finally the funeral OF ?
very. distinguished citizen was hc!3
and naturally the next morning wheh
the names of tlc bearers appeared, tHe
name of the complainant was consPic-
lfous by its absence About this time
the later got wise. He saw thee
were two sides to the case and he
concluded it was time he went around
to the newspaper Office and apoIosizod.
And he did
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1918-05-04
1a.s-,s WI p, - -

One mare, left Dclcambr0, Ia, a67ut
the 23rd, of April, l9ls; former home
Morse, La, weight, about 100 pounds
white and red gray; white spot in the
forehead; sore inside Of left leg ano
On the left flank; unbranded; evidenc,
to whereabouts will be literally re
warded.
CLEOBULE SAUNIER,
Tiff Delcambre. La