Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1918-01-04
is SATANIC MAJESTY
WRITES THE KAISER.

: You set the world on fire and bells
: of hell were ringing. Your rape of
Belgium caused much joy--it was the
beginning of foundation of a per-
feet hell on earth, the destruction of
noble cathedrals and other infinite
works of art was hailed with joy in
the Internal regions.
"You made war on friend and foe
alike and the murder of civilians
showed my teachings had borne fruit
Your treachery toward neutral ma
: tions fastened universal upheaval,
the thing most desired. Your UNI
der-sea warfare is a master-stroke,
from the smallest mackerel boat to
the great Lusitania you show no IA
vorites. AS war lord you stand SUI
preme, for you have no mercy-you
have no consideration for the baby,
clinging to its mothers breast, as
they go down into the deep together,
only to be torn apart and leisurely
devoured by sharks down among the
corals.
81 have strolled over the battle
fields of Belgium and France.
have seen your hand of destruction
everywhere-it's all your work, SUI
per-fiend that I made you. ] have
seen the fields of Poland, now wal
derness, fit for prowling beasts only;
no merry children in Poland now
; they all succumbed to frost and star
walton. drifted down into Galicia,
j. where formerly Jews and Gentiles
lived happily together found but
:. ruins and ashes. ! felt a curl
GUS pride in my pupil, for it was all
above my expectation. ] was in Bel
GUM when you drove the peaceful
population before you like cattle into
slavery-you separated husband and
wife and forced them to hard labor
in your trenches. have seen the
most fiendish rape committed on
young women, and those who were
forced into maternity were cursing
z the father of their offspring, and I
= began to doubt if my own inferno
was really up-to-date.
"You have taken millions of dol
. lars from innocent victims and call
ed it indemnity; you have lived on
:, the fat of the land you usurped and
sent the real owners away to starva-
ton. You have strayed away from
all legalized war methods and intro
duced code of your own. You have
, killed and robbed the people of
friendly nations and destroyed their
property. You are liar, hypo
critic and a buffer Of the highest
' magnitude. You are a part of mine
and yet you pose, as personal friend
of God. All, Wilhelm, you are
wonder. You wantonly destroy all
y things in your path and leave nothing
for coming generations.
II was amazed when ! saw you
y form partnership with the unspeak-
: able Turk, the chronic killer Of chris
tians, and you a devout worshiper
of the Lutheran church. l confess,
Wilhelm, you are puzzle at times.
A Mohammedan army, commanded
by German officers assisting one
another in the massacre of Chris
= tians is new line of warfare.
"Whe Prussian officer can wit
! ness a nude woman being disembow-
eled by swarthy Turk, committing
double murder with one cut Of his
J saber, and calmly stand by and see
house full of innocent Armenians
locked up, the house saturated with
oil and fired, then my teachings did
:. not stop with you, but extended to
the whole German nation. / confess
my satanic soul grew sick, and, then
: and there / knew the pupil had be-
>" come the master. / am back num-
Der and, my dear Wilhelm, l abdi-
cate in your favor. The great key
: of hell will be turned over to you.
" The gavel that has struck the doom
of damned souls since time began is
= yours. l am satisfied with what I
have done that my abdication in your
favor is for the very best interests
of hell. In the future l am at your
majesty's service.
Affectionately and sincerely,
: "LUCIFER H. SATAN"
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