South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-12-01

is. when we asked Sister Smith what
she thought OF Pres't Wilson'S going
/ % Europe to attend the peace con-
, ference she said she thought it was
grand. as his wife would enjoy the
! trip 80 much.
The more we think about the pivot
chair heroes in Washington. such
as stenographers carrying the rank
Of captain and sinecures even that
OF major or lieutenant colonel-well.
we get so mad that we have 10 go
TO the soda fountain for a cold one.
/ Tremendous events are these in
which Mr. Wilson figuresi The
mighty forces ne commands! The
I tremendous power with which he is
clOthedi And just 10 think that e'en
/ George Washington didn't have full
length pants.
The sugar allowance goes 20 four
pounds per person per month, to-
Iday But the price will remain the
same unless the consumer remains
/ on a three-pound basis. BY a little
| organized selfdenial the consumer
could bankrupt the hounds who rob
him.
We are told that from this time
on the wheat substitutes we have
I Deen making bread OF viii be fed
20 cattle. Don't you reckon the S.
/ p. c. A. will take steps to prevent
this?
! Still there is no reason why de-
precision should settle upon the Ger
man princes and militarists at this
TO come
We must not forget the Golden
Rule in dealing with Germany. We
must do unto Germany what Ger
many would have done unto US but
for circumstances beyond her con-
troll.
tt is said the married women are
prompter about paying their bills
than their husbands are. The mar
ried men have no chance TO bur
glarize the price out OF a sleeping
consort's pants pocket.
Laura Jean says much OF the un-
happiness OF married life is due TO
the fact that girls are too eager to
wed and are not careful in making
their selections The female Of the
species being wedlier than the male.
in other words.
Get the half-starved living fed up
little then for the monuments.
Anne Rittenhouse says fashion
still requires girl to be athletic.
She may be fashionable and indulge
in some branches Of athletics. but
she vii never be able TO run a foot
race or jump fence If she wears
the latest hobbie Hanged If IT
doesn't look TO us as if it would re-
ouire n pair Of the ultra hobble
skirts for cornfed.
The message comes across the
waters 10 the girls not to marry all
the old men. but to await the re-
patriation of the youthful paladins
of freedom. on, well. what's the diff
ference? A town Of 1900 inhabi-
tants with a divorce record such as
Nishawaka has. can answer back.
Don't worry. boys Wen have the
track clear by the time you come
back"
W. 10 not f.r.rr ,r-I~f -- o., 10
about the winter itch unless a way
can be found TO get it before the
peace conference.
We hate 70 have 10 multiply laws.
but il seems there is no other way
TO protect society In Chicago, for
instance. baIdheaded old roue
hailed before the court for wronging
a 15-vear-old child, says she tempt
cd him. We must have laws to pro
tect these lecherOus old devils
against the vampirical acts OF small
girls.
They say Mr. Hohenzollern is
spending much of his time in bed
since his attack OF influenza. II is
the gu W eIlAA NlldN II uuGNlnE MI
Hohenzollern most.
IL is predicted that eggs will be
n dollar a dozen by January. Not
IL the consumers were wise they
would strike on the hens. a uni
versal resolution standing out for
eFgless meals until the price fell 10
80 cents a dozen might break the
bunch OF profiteering hogs in this
country.
Hindenburg is being called the
peoples friend" by the Germans
When the Huns he piloted 10 Hades
greet him they may entertain an en-
tirely different opinion.
"Can YOU rebottle woman >" asks
"a woman. Meaning can those who
have been taken in industry be re-
homed. The soldiers will attend 70
.all that
Every nov and then something
happens 20 satisfy the curiosity OF
quf0fStS who think the ioh Of noSinC