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The Washington times., 1918-09-02
COTTAGE CHEESE
PROHIBITION

The Senate. tomorrow will resume
consideration of the food production
bill, which includes the Norris amend
ment for bone dry" prohibition after
July / next
Today the Senate met to offer
eulogies to the late Senator Newlands
OF Nevada
The food production bill is con-
tested In the Senate because OF items
for the Department OF Agriculture
which are criticised as wasteful and
extravagant
An item intended to enable the De-
partment of Agriculture to instruct
farmers wives how to make cottage
cheese is one Of those which is meet
ing cross FIRE of criticism.
1t is regarded as settled that the
Norris dry amendment will be finally
passed by the Senate without a roll
call.
Further delay on the food produc-
tion bill is anticipated in the House
unless the Senate speeds up its con-
sideration of the measure. The House
is ready to adopt prohibition, but II 1t
takes up the revenue bill before the
food production bill is passed. IL will
be difficult to get 1t to drop the reve-
nue. bill until the debate on its has
been ended and the revenue measure
passed.
The Washington times., 1918-09-02

An extra good assortemnt Of
pretty, soft finished longcloth
for underwear. Would be low
on today's market at 3ec yard
Full 81 = inches wide Basement
Day price, 29c yard
The Washington times., 1918-09-02
WIN FOR FREEDOM
GlOMPERS' SLOGAN

NEW YORK. Sept. 2-'win the war
for freedom" is the keynote Of Labor
Day symposium of greetings to the
American people," written by Samuel
Gompers and other labor leaders, and
issued by the American Alliance for
Labor and Democracy as a pledge OF
organized Iabor's 100 per cent support OF
the cause OF the republic"
"'Win the war for freedom Is In
scrlbed upon the banners Of Americas
workers today in every city and ham
let," wrote the president Of the Amer
lean Federation OF Labor, who Is now
on a mission to England, France, and
Italy. 1T Is the message that will be
spoken from every platform. II is the
song OF every heart 1t Is a war for
freedom because only through victory
can there be freedom.
The working people Of America are
conscious of their vital part In making
victory possible, and they will do their
part. not as a task, but as a riEht-a
right to share in the work OF securing
forever that freedom which they prize
above all things"
The Washington times., 1918-09-02
GIRL LOOKOUTS IN
FORESTS PREDICTED

SAN FRANCISCO, Sept. 2.-Women
will take the place OF men as forest
service lookouts next season, IL was
predicted by Richard Hammatt, Unit
ed States Forest Service
Two young women. given trial
this season have proven the adapta-
bility of girls for this type OF work,
he said Their are eighty-fve lookouts
in this State. all but two of them
men, and the men are expected to be
taken for war service.
The chief duty or a lookout is to
watch for forest fires, and then take
steps toward fighting them To quail
ify the young women must not fear
mountain lions, electrical storms or
gales and must be willing to live a
life OF solitude. Also she must be a
good mountain climber.
Miss Halle Daggett and Miss
MolIie Ingoldsby, a former Los An
geles girl, are the present girl look
outs.
Miss Daggett works like a man
and fears nothing" said Hammatt.
mot long ago she sighted a fire in
the middle OF the night and ran ten
miles to Sawyer Bar. She is stationed
at Eddy GUlch, klamath national for
est, Siskiyou county"
Miss Ingoldby is stationed on
Mount HOugh. Plumas national forest.
S262 feet above the sea. Twice a day
she has to climb a twenty-foot pole
to get a weather report.
al have seen her climb this pole in
q fifty-mile gale" said Hammatt.
The Washington times., 1918-09-02
WOUNDED 4 TIMES,
WOULD co BACK

! PHILADELPHIA, Sept Though
he has been. wounded four times.
-sergt. J6hnsw. Teehan,Y Of eae British
and Canadian recruiting mission,
would rather be in the army than in
civilian clothes. That is wt1zt he told
Captain Latham when reported.
Teehan Joined the Sixth sInniskiIlen
Dragons in 1906, and fought on the
northwestern frontier of India for
over three years, until his regiment
was ordered to Ireland. When the
great war broke out he went to France
on August II, 1914, with the ''con-
temptible little army" He was first
wounded at Nieuport, Belgium, in Oc-
tober Of the same year. He recovered
from his injuries in time to go back
to France in April, when Neuve Cha
pelle was captured; once again he
was wounded. this time so badly that
he was offered his discharge.
= He refused to accept it, and volun-
teered for the DardaneIles expedition,
which was being formed at that time.
Teehan went through the whole cam
paign with the Irish division, and was
afterward sent to Serbia At Monas-
tir he was once again wounded and
sent to Alexandria, Egypt to recuper-
ate. Upon his recovery he fought un-
der General Allenby, in Palestine, and
was there wounded severely in the
leg. Upon arriving in England he was
discharged.
Nothing daunted, Teehan crossed to
Canada and enlisted in the Canadian
horse. He has since been serving on
the Institutional staff and with the
British recruiting mission, in hopes OF
becoming fit once again to return to
the eastern front.
The Washington times., 1918-09-02
STABS PRISONER
SEVENTEEN TIMES

LONDON, Sept 2.-In order to avoid
the regulation limiting the amount OF
punishment that can be imposed upon
officers who attempt to escape, the
Germans will not try the seventeen
allied officers who were recaptured
after attempting escape at Holzmin-
den on the charge OF attempting to
escape, but on the charge of sabotage,
for which there is no specified punish
ment, in which case the so-called
court will be able to give full play to
its animus.
A man who attempted to escape
from a German camp was locked up
in q room and the sentry amused him
self during the following hours by
giving the unfortunate prisoner sew
enteen bayonet wounds
The Washington times., 1918-09-02

NV IN 70 WENI
YOUR DUTY TO
Be ATTRACTIVE
Have Pretty Dark Hair

ia Creole" Hair Dressing is the
original hair color restorer, and not
dye. Applying it to your hair and
scalp revives the color glands OF ma
ture, and restores your hair to a
beautiful dark shade or to its natural
color. It is the only hair color re-
storer that will gradually darken all
your gray or faded hair in this way.
No matter how gray. prematureiy
gray, faded or lusterless your nair
might be, La Creole" Hair Dressing
will make it beautifully dark. soft
and lustrous. La Creole" Hair Dress
ing will not stain the scalp. wash or
rub off. and is easily applied by sim
ply comblng, or brushing through the
hair. Don't be misled into buying
some cheap preparation.
USE
SLA CREOLE HAIR DRESSING
for gray or faded hair and retain the
appearance Of youth. Also used by
EentieTnen tn impart an even dark
color to their gray hair, beard or
Inustache. For sale by O'Donnsll's
Drug Stores. Peoples Drug Stores,
nd all good drug stores everywhere.
La Creole" Hair Dressing Is sold on
q money back guarantee
The Washington times., 1918-09-02
Fine Vests & Pants, 55c to CSC
Union Suits, $3.25

Silk and Wool Mixed
Union Suits-celebrated
Merode make; finely
woven. Sizes 3 to l6
years. Prices start at
81, ranging to 1925.
The Washington times., 1918-09-02
$3.50 Heather
bloom Petit
coats, $1.S8

An exceptionally low price for
genuine Heatherbloom Petit
coats, in plain, figured and flow
cred styles with attractive
fiounce. Regular $3.50 value.
Basement Day only at $1.9S.
Economy-Wise Women
VIII Purchase Several ak
This Price.
The Washington times., 1918-09-02
Girls Chamoisette Gloves,
6Oc and 75c

Good looking, good wearing, cas-
lily washed Fabric Gloves, in yel-
low, gray and white.
PaIaIs R0yaI-Street Floor.
The Washington times., 1918-09-02
Boys Merode Union Suits, 81
Union Suits to $500

Mixed Wool and Cot
ton Suits, in sizes 3 to
16 years; finely woven
garments. Prices start
at S2.05. ranging up to
50.
The Washington times., 1918-09-02
Union Suits at $1.75

Wool and Cotton
Mixed Suits: finely
W o ven garments, In
white; sizes 20 to "a.
Prices start at $1.T5
and range 30 1925.
The Washington times., 1918-09-02

Carter make: high
neck, long sleeves:
cotton and wool
mixed: ankle length.
Sizes 20 to "a
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-10-07
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
REAL ESTATE. O.

Buy a modern home, ready
to occupy today. Completely
furnished from basement to
attic. Nothing to buy from
pins to Grand piano. One Of
the most beautiful homes,
with magnificent shade and
corner lot in Tulsa. Three hun
drpd-barrrl cistern, furnished
servants quarters and garage,
paving about paid out. Would
take over 100000 to dupli-
cate. If sold quick S175OO
takes It. Terms if desired.
Bona fidc buyers may inspect
any time. +. +. Harmon,
owner. 1888 South Cheyenne
street.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-10-07
AUTOMOBILES
ANNOUNCEMENT
AUTOMOBILES FOR SALE


We have moved our office
t-or AGO Robinson Building
.t' ~ Room 2l1 the same build
70 where we will be pleased
t,s, ID meet al of our old friends
~ .DJ IL customers and many new
"nSs "ne Make our office your
oiTS office. The latch-string is on
~ a. ontside. Our business is
T5Is pna, Estate in all its branches.
Hours Hou for business, the Okla
toma Investment Co? I'll
pobinson Building,' T h on e
4O3O or $50.
f. T. BOWEN
GEO. NJ. SCHIEK
GEO. FAILING
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-10-07
EMPLOYMENT
HELP WANTED TEMALE

WANTED Experienced lady Nnlst. short
hand not required desirable ofN,,. v,Ia
permanent AddIrs, letter 20 sperm
teudeut J. O boa ly.I. giving age aaI
ar, to start. etc
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-10-07
REAL ESTATE FOR RENT
APARTMENTS FURNISHED

~ lNIlEl ~ !. WIN garage Ehvuc
iva
FOR KlNT Furnished anar,mcut Nrpy
ali North pruvrr Phone lrig
ron pIly.r ,,.,..,.I ....,. ,...,,,. .,,,
nr "' ",.'i.,. ',i,,'' .'.', ''"''
rurcs rrullrt prcnr itSIJ
N,I\ ll.t I...-. N,, , ,,,,....
,IriIl. r,nJ,,,, ,.'rtr,,rr .,.r, .,n,,
snrr Phone .gH'
,...,.......
~, l''l' @r SIT "I I'Hi room house.
II'"" 'l.
con II.DI. -ll N,4l 4 rYnu, roit,., ,r,,
N ior.H'rl ,.'rra par'r, ngl hath.
'''''' 'n pof N. NV. .ldr"hlb.. h'ar
'".'Er '0d ""'i school
DETROIT s 1900 ruut room rnut.. wtl
r,ut DNpp %, part, hu,.us two rpvut>
"i no" i"rWi'r
EAST ~lpI Nhr.r rruu house. lg0n
nI" east sidc immediate posngrsluu.
IuR RENr Hsht rorm dup.r, house
'h'"' ''''
luE RENT Five ruum hu..r south side.
~. iyr i""ns "ri fdr go, lhf,'
''"''N' F-' '"' '"''N y" nome '''"
FOR ktNI ~N rpuw modern rulHE,
snuihraN rOrutr iir,"u.U Hui Main
-" w"n'h N'hfN'. ' 4" h"N '".7
tuk RfNH .SN room ulp.rA house mod
"rn and electric hghi Vu. rent three,
r""W' A'p"f"l" u ",''i'I q, fa0 p'f
W",'u Il" - t""W' 81 -. '"'''l a'
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-10-07
HOUSES ron SALE


tAs'r .lut lNr u"ms w.'.f q. d.".f
oAA Ouuu 900 front room. .H'H-. f.
tou v,f.I pu.. f.Iu. $1,000 .a.
d.r. Phone rI".
FOR SALE nv oNHrE vino t .,Nns
DN.. n,N % room bungalow barn 1000.
harru,.l French doors. nU.i ru f.,tur,
hardwood floors. grras' Ih"r. ."'
ron sNLF Two ruru, mricrn .uro
date rruurl IuuIl.oNa harlN"ud floor
throughout rpst sldr good Inrms south
nd west front, will taAo Liberty bond.
uur .'ub
sol uU SlpF NrN. ro,u. hUau'm.
decorations ard lighting n,iufI. two
trDplurr. uak Nuurs. fdl size basement
wei. Ltrhs,. prize 81. 500. ~. 900 .lHh
lnni.4 Phone 6ig2
aUIUN SIDE. Clost.iu modern room
cottage, gtraEr and servant QuartrrE
rhuu, aasI. Owner, for Ioauou and
price
N'NruuH s., $40 For sale by owner
new , ruum bungalow. Pullman breakfast
doors. oak flnury throughout. kttrhcu
cabinet nWll for a home garage terms
Phone liisJ
YOu HAVEN'T Found TIA1' HOUSE
yeti Well vhN don't you ir'I n to
Sweeney Hil Hobnson Phone ~"
LOTS ron SALE 80
81 400 AFrlR TlIE WAR. one third OF
now lot 10. l-Uu block, North bruycr
avenue. bumo cash, terms Phone
1861
ON JAsrER Ar CINClNNATl Beautiful
touth front building lot. on paved street
AcWyrld. garage an II. will hrll at bar
gain price of ~ 600, $500 cash and $500
in Liberty bonds Of any issue. Phone
1895
LANDS AND FARMS FOR SALE W
FARMS l would he glad 10 have you call
or write for information on some OF the
best farm lands In this section Of tn,
,ountry J. A. Chores, =. U. Boz 21s
Phone 2olS
WI OWN several cattle ranches and colon
TAuon tracts In Colorado WIN suhd
Nidr to suit purchasers John bOrcnE.
3ls pcnham hldg Denver, Col
WILL BUY small tracts Of land send le
gal description and price. Tulsa Land
Trust company, GIi Mayo Bdg.
WANTED--A loi in desirable location near
car line or jitncJ. Phone 1881
REAL ESTATE 40
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-10-07
PROPERTY for EXCHANGE

WHAT have YOU TO trade for equity 10
nom, DALLAS, Texas. rrrA, SOB SoutI
Nam
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-10-07
ROOMS WITH BOARD
WANTED RonMs on hOARn 2

DRENSM NhlR WANTS LARGE FRONT
room or Two rooms furnished on first
i'"rr ln business &C.. HUu. permanent
AddrrF, Mistress L.. 2OG south tEu
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-10-07
LIVE STOCK

FRlNNTF MONEY %. Hrnr o6 rtt..,. luhn
p k'r..1. lEr Nu..H.rn \rrpI"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-10-07

WANTED Experienced pantry ur. go.
orrd Home Art Cate Phone t,al.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-10-07

,dud one forth o- o, interest ~ yu'
mine. just comr.c'rd 700 ton mill. two
shafts l9 ore. ON railroad ready for
opera high grad" orc. reason Tor
.r'.rr EuInr tu.wtr fuor" O-hsr l'N"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-10-07

FOR KENT--A storrroom "la East Fourth
1sNtj u Phone 1894
LEASE FOR SALE in the jOO block on
Man street. l5oAlG feet Tor rartIcu
l,r. rb,,r trgt
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-03
Rippling Rhymes
The Mnr.TImc Crouch.
Nv WALT MASON
.---------~---

When wise men write the history
OF this unholy scrap. theyll roast. In
language blistery the cold blan-
ket chap. The chap protesting loyalty
until he sprains his dome, yet conf
forts Prussian royalty by finding fault
at homo lie shapes hts headpiece
gloomtly hs all our statesmen do, ana
grouchlly and rheumily expounds his
dnleful view. we started IN too re
cently. we were two years too late,
we loafed around 1nderentllass OBJ
serves the md-eyed skate. We have
a cheap John cabinet. and congress is
no good, there's too much wind ana
CAB In Il. and no ones saving wood.
We're wasting time In training mem
they all should be in France. and
busily n-braining men, with club ana
gun and lance" Thus prates the sore
head drearily, until his talk grows
stale. ill we assemble wearily ana
ride him on n rail, Don't go complain .
ing bitterly much better be claml
Talk hopefully and twltterly, stand up
for Uncle Saml The grouchl In SILK
or denim he is traitor TO the flag
He,s helping out the enemy. the way
he chews the'ragl o
(dopyright 1917. Grorse Matthew Adams
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-03
&a'sy,Z@eEticndF
E8hEolWct asZs1::::s{;4 &:

bushcs. Well. sir, YOU should have
seen that little rabbit rum lie went
SO fast that his rubhsc boots IN his
knapsack couldn't keep MP with ntn,-
Bow. WOW, wcw!" said the uos.
chose at his heels Three and half
times he nearly had Billy Bunnys tail.
"Oh dear. oh dearl" cried the little
rabbit +" nevor went 30 fast bctorc IA
all my life, hut rive got 40 20 fnsteri"
BOW, WOW, wowH' barked the dog
And he got so close 70 Billy bunny
that he grabbed him by tho tail Not
rcslly his tall, you know. but only a
little of the fur.
On and on they went until, all OF a
sudden Billy Bunny turned around
ard pointed his little candy cane just
like gun at the big dog. And,
would You believe II, that great big
dog STOPPED right then and there He
thot. you Know. that Billy Bunny had
4 real gun. II was, very brevo thing
In Billy Bunny to- do. for ~ cuUr-e
he really had little candy cane.
And that big dog tirned around with
his tail between his legs and ran and
rpr and ran.
(And II he doesn't stop running
tcfore he hits my inkstand and spills
NIL my typewriter, I'll tel You next
tisle something more about Billy Bun
N.Y.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-03

Before the old sow blows her horn,
Unless it's cloudy overhead,
And then he sometimeA, stays in bed.
And II it's raining. oh. dear mot
lie won't get up till half past three.
Hiny Bunny opened his knapsacls
and took out his little pink umbrella.
Then off he hopped, over tho puddles,
Ill he came 10 rubber plant. And
as 1t was still raining pitchforks, he
pulled off two nice rubber boots and
Put them on. Now | won't get my
feet wet. but l do wish Il would rain
something besides pitohtorks
Well, after a while his wish cams
true. and Mr.. Happy sun got out Of
bed, and IL wasn't quite 3:30 either.
And. OF course, then II stopped rain
ing right away. SO Billy Bunny took
off his umbrella and folded up his
rubLers and put them carefully away
in his kuapsack For who knows"
he saiA "wlrer II may rair sgain9"
Rilly Bunny certaiply lookel IKE 4
little soldier rabbit as no hoped
along. little knRpsack or his hsGk ana
mis- striped candy cane over his shoul-
der Ike gun. And how brave he
felt, too Yes. stree, he did'
An Of sudden, quicker than that.
cut popped IA big dog from behind the
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-03
The Daily Horoscope
Copyright, 1917. by The Mcclure News.
pApsr Sypdicate.)
"rhe stars incline, bat DO not -onpef.,'

THE ..s,. 4s".,ssn tTsl's .uS.v SS, Dc not
Copyright, 1918, by the Mcclure News
paper Syndicate ------
t~'fology finds thls an unimportant da,
IN the direction OF the stars. Neptune, how.
II is read as AZ unlucty day 20 begin an
ocean trip and those who start journey
should be exceedingly cautious
There is an influence said to be- bslpiui
10 those who seek 10 deceive and the dsn.
are not good for the making OF new frieuds
Stormy weather and conditions OF extra
ordinary danger seem 70 be prcssEed Tor
those who are exposed 90 outdoor Aetiyitts,
Tho sign read as foreshadowihg c0ntRg giou,
and Infectious diseases tA strongly indirativa
OF epidenics that will spread to citi,s from
outside communities
Scandals In hospitals are .proEnosticatsd
Thens will develop toward the end OF The
Az has been foretsid, money matter, con.
nected with charitable enterprises viii toms
under q sway making for exposure and De-
The deaih of crowned head Is prophc,iea
This will take place within few Weyks.
sstrosgors declare,
Libel and SANDER cases In which hirh
public officials are involved will occupy
public attention before long.
Jealousy and envy will be fomenied 10 ma
army during the three coming months Ard
warning il given against the danger Of
voieiug criticism, since sensations will be
numarous
The spproRch Of the sun to the place Of
tho planet Mars In the nativity OF the Ling
OF Eaglsnd IL sinister and reyolutOuafy
forces are likely 10 disturb Great Britain
As President Wilson's Jupiter IL near tbs
ascendant In King 9eoge'A nativity, h0wtyct
there is promise OF important gains thru cd.
operation,
Persons whose brthdate I, Is may have
rather auiet year, which will be on the
whole successful
Chihtcn born on this day are likely 10
be very clever and intelligent. These. sublecs
Of Capricorn are unasaslly successful in aGr,
culture or mines
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-03
Hunting a Husband MARY '' Sopoa..

I James Merie-But l pushed aside this
triot.
There were voices behind me: on
the other side OF the hedge. Girltsh
voices and girlish laughter But
wns too wrapped In my day-dream to
listen.
But what was that9 II was a high
voice and the words were.
II think she's making n dead set
for hunt
1t was Fees voice. I grasped the
edge OF my bench. Some intuition
told me that it was they were speak
ing OF. I scarcely dared breathe. ~
| could steal away! hut the next
words fastened me 10 my place
she's only "A little adventures
anyway"
knew that voice, too. II was the
pretty auburn haired girl
II like her. and | think she Is
clever, too" This time IL was Anne
Jones. Sincere little Anne Jones My
heart warmed TO her.
You can see Captain Donovan
isn't keen about her But the way
she" the voices trailed off The
girls walked farther on, on the other
side OF the hedge.
| didn't hesitate. I ran as fast as
! ever had, out OF the Italian garden.
They would not see me when they
made the turn In the path. Then slow
ly-so slowly i walked toward the
house
was so angry that my eyes were
full of tears, And hurt, too, | felt
Tor moment as N life were hardly
worth living
So that is what they thot OF me
an adventuressl remembered Anne
Jones words She was the most
worth while one of them. anyway.
Thep in flash II came 20 me
Why these girls had spoken 30 cruelty
was SUGGEST Fee was Jealous OF
Captain cDonovan's attentions, The
men liked me, That Is why tlh girls
were small enough 70 hate me, They
were afraid OF met
A leaping, bounding Joy .ceme over
me. My heavy heart felt light again.
And Captain DSnovan--wh / do
not care II never see him againi
Tomorrow. A Mans Opinion.
(Copyrighti 1917 George Matthew Adams.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-03
TIE WOnnEN EHL1Er

From ancient wharves and aulet coyes
And cruinbling docks again
The wooden ships come sailing forth
To plow the stormy main,
with battered figureheads in need
or paint and gliding new,
And grimy decks and tattered ropes
But timbers sound and true.
The Mary Jane, the Sarah Ann,
The Wave, TIE Water sprite,
1Ne Boston Belle, the Thomas r.,
Tho Pearl, the Morning Light,
Clippers and bnrks and barkentines
And schoohers by the score, a
SIN smelling of the Seven Seas.
Are outward bound once more
Up anchors from the oozy mud,
Crack on the swelling SAIL
And let the old tiide chnnteys ring
Upon the salty gale
With freedoms bright and starry flag
At every peak unfurled,
The wooden fleet goes out to lead
The commerce OF the world
HInna frviPs In New York Sun.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-01-03
|, Little Benny's Notebook

BY LET. PAPb.

Chlckins are 2 legged herds wich
lag eRgs and then set on them, ana
other chickins come out or them wen
they ret reddy- The last chiCkin that
comes out Is the youngest.
Some chickins grow up to be hens
and some grow up 10 be roosters,
the roosters making the most noise
but the hens doing most of the werk.
and both OF them tasting so mutch
alike you can't tell the differents.
This proves that everybody is equal
Wen they're dead.
Some people think the egg came
before the chickln and some think
the chlckin came ferst, but IL was
sutch long time ago that proberly
nobody that was thOre is alive TO
prove II, A egg Is mutch chetpor
than a chickin and also mutch easier
70 eat. uulCs 1t is so soft YOU haff
to use bred A spoon is the most
usefill with n egg. vile a knife and
fork In the most useful with chic
kin, proving that the younger YOU
are the easier II is to take advantage
of you.
Chyrkins eat corn wen sumbody
throws 1t to them. and wen sumbodY
don't they dig up xerms with their
feet and ent them. proberly being
CRATE serpri2e to the werms for
little vile BOOSTERS crow with their
voices. being how they wake them
selves up,
chickln proberly thinks its neck
is as good as eny other part of II.
being because he don't haff to eat II
himself
The following II pome about
chickins
One of the usefullcst things about
chlckns
Is the space for the stuffine inside
And you can genrelly tell wat they
used to be
EXsept Wen you see one fried