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New-York tribune., 1918-03-23
The Weather Report

WASHINGTON, March 22.-There have been
showers the west Gulf states and the OHIO Valley
and rains in the north Pacific states. There were
also rains Thursday night near the Atlantic coast
from North Carolina 80 Southern New England
Elsewhere tho weather was fair, AZ the south Allan
tic disturbance has moved 10 New Briiswick and
has Lesr followed by u marked rise in pressure in
tn, lake region and the Ohio Valley. attended by a
decided fan IN temperature that also covered the
upper Mississippi aud the lover Missouri valleys In
tie middle Atlantic states ard .!.e South 1t Is
warmer. While IN the Ear West temperatures did
nDt change materially.
Hiih the exception Of showers Saturday IN the
east Guif states fair weather viii prevail Saturday
a.s sunday east of the Mississippi River
e SIT be colder Saturday IN the Atlantic states
rom Maine Norh Carolina. in West Virginia.
Kentucky aud reanesaee u wlll bo warmer sa'ur-
dAy ztd sunday ~ the upper iaHc region and On
sunday in the Ohio YaioY. Tennessee AID the lower
iahe region.
Forecasts for Special Localities. Western Penn
s2issnia and Western Ney Yofk-Falr to-day: Sun
dat fstr and warmer
~Ddjtlern New England -Fa!7 to-day. colder IN
s"enecte'L shd iniAs'or @a"sacnuset"' SUNDAY
Northern Neg Englnnd--fair To day colder In
~ rasis l.i.s5D r.psyssna ns Sow Jereey sud Eas,on
,,ew YUk-tair aud colder to-day. Sunday. fair.
Local Official Rsesrd.--The following official
teeori from tie Weather bureau ahoms 'empera-
tpr~s during ii.D Isst twenty four hours. In CON
Daf'4on ~jih ibs corresponding date of lat year,
1913 1917 1913 1877
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= q. s...s.s1z HB u. ta...,......O ~
~ MON. .....s. 81 4Zi u. fa......+,t,-r- Al
Higflrst teinvnaiDfe ye4tTday. 81 degrees lat )
p M. k<Nezt. ~ fsL b ~ d. m a7afaRc. 81 I.
@'ssass S"os dAie f'r thlft, .tnses ysars 49,
Humidity
), m,...T o m....so $50 m.,..3i
easomstsf Headings
=. m ,,,23.7s b. .23,76 3 ., m..,. 1918
lSest 0fneisI tersesst.4-Fair and colder to.day,
with stroeig poftb sinds. to~loorfow. fair.
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FEDERAL Food Boards 8
Daily Price List

ks,a'l Grocers' associations Lcre h6rs
ssssd not to charge more than the prices
s.Ds ON q cdsh-dnd carry basis. The pricea
srs su0oested By the Federal Food Hoard
ssa Dersons compelled to pay higher priees
are asked to report to the Federal Fool
oss'a, 229 WeSt Fifty-seventh Street: teie-
rksns Circle zoo ''
New-York tribune., 1918-03-23
MARRIAGES

Mar. daughter
tenant Medical Reserve Corps. on Thurs
day, March 2l. 1913, in Brooklyn, N. Y. =
MOTT-CRANE- La Baule Uoire-In-
terieurel. Miss Mary Emma Crane. daugh-
ter OF DR.. John Washington Crane and
MIS- Josephine Lcavitt Crane tdeceased)
to Lieutenant Meurice Anthony Mott, of
Los Angeles, Cal. engineer regiment.
u. 8. A.
New-York tribune., 1918-03-23

TO LEss1N. MORIARTY. BREINossI, IsMoRIo.
Mcneil, Knishinsky. l.. kuhlman Elder. Daniel
SON Hennet McMahon: You and each of you are
hereby notified that tic time for the payment, Of
our lien upon the property hereinafter described
having expired. after due notice thereof has been
given you. we will cause such property. 70 wit;
Merchandise and Freight. etc. stored in the
Sanu Moving " Express Co.'S Warehouse. j42 East
lsOth st. Bronx. New York City. by YOU in your
name ~ in which you may have ain interest, to be
sold at Public Auction according To the statute in
such case made and provided. at the Storage Mare
house. ST. East 10th St. Bronx. New York City,
on Tuesday, April I'D. 1918 beginning at 10 A. NJ
aud continuing every day thereafter the same time
and place.
SANTI MOVING &: EXPRESS CO
New-York tribune., 1918-03-23

TO NJ HART CHATTEI4 LOAN ASSOC W.
Rhodes NJ Fortanascie. n Wciner IL. D. Rich
man Mrs. Kahn o. W Wuerta Piano Co, J.
Schar NJ Vicent: You and each of you hereby
notified that the time for the payment of lien
upon the property hereinafter described having ex-
rred. after due notice thereof has been given YOU
Goods. Carpets. Personal Effects. Pianos. Merchan
disc and Freight: etc. now stored in the G. santi
Bronx. New York City, BY you in your name;
in which you may have an interest. TO he sold
at Public Auction according to the statute in such
case made and provided at the Warehouse, sl2 East
l7Oth St.. Bronx. New York City. on Tuesday. April
o3d 1918, beginning at 10 A. NJ. and continuing
every day thereafter at the same time and place.
G. SANTI u co. INC. j. NESI. Pres.
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BIRTHS

SMOLEN-To Mr.. and Mrs j. Smoen. 4N3
Ocean Parkway Brooklyn. a son, March
10. 1918.
New-York tribune., 1918-03-23
LONG ISLAND
BUSINESS SITE FOR SALE
WEsTCHESTER COUNTY
FURNISHED APARTMENTS TO LET

nislod apartment. 3 rooms with Kitchen now
building: rl FIVE or SIX months: sl75 per month
New-York tribune., 1918-03-23
INSTRUCTION
SCHOOL AGENCIES

American and Foreign Teachers Agency
Supplies Professors. Teachers Tutors,
Governesscs. etc, to Colleges. Schools and
Families. Apply to Mrs NJ. j. YOUNG
FULTON, % Union Square.
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TUTOR COMPANION WANTED
TYPIsTS.

Se-cra rapid ard accurate typists wanted
lmnstiiately. good salary: call IN person
Mr Ludwig Wright. Martin Aircraft Cor
poratioh. New Brunswick. y. l.
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ENGAGEMENTS

THORNmpEIRCE = Brisadier General and
Mrs; William S. Peirce Of Washington
u. e., formerly of Springfield, Mass, an
nounce the engagement OF their daughter
Marjorie. to Captain Edward Floyd-Joncs
thorn, Ordnance Department, National
Army. son of Mr.. and Mrs Conde Racquet
Thorn, of $40 West ,,th St, city Miss
Mrs G. l.. McOlpin, of 9 East Goth ST. :
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HOUSES FOR SALE

TWO 7-ROOM HOUSES
All Improvements; absolutely first cIae..
$4,000 and $4,000; located at Valley Stream
J.. /. Write John Frimand. Architect,
Lynbrook l.. |. i. O. Box 2Gl
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BUSINESS CHANCES

LAUNDRY FOR SALE. fully equipped
HILL & WOOD. 10 Guy st.. Dover, NJ j.
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CEMETERIES

THE WOODLAWN CEMETERY
223d st. By Harlem Train and by Trollev
Lots of small size for sale
Office, 20 East ESD St., n. Y.
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HELP WANTED MALE

ASA th wanted for smelter laboratory Z must
nc nave knowledge OF general assayins; references
nsr ns 10 reliability and honesty required state ex-
peFichce f. L.. Box SO. Tribune Office
New-York tribune., 1918-03-23

BOY TO HELP IN SHOWROOM AND RUN Err
WTSN TTANDS;; 1S;,, BUCK, NEWMAN & SCHELI.ER. 81
New-York tribune., 1918-03-23

BOY. l6. bright and clean for Office errands; ad
Vahcement. 2i3 West 3ith st.
New-York tribune., 1918-03-23

UiHte;t tetHvsfaiDge geatsrdny. 81 degrees Cat ,
b. mn k1Aszt ~. fsL ~ Il. M a7afagc. ~ I.
Assssge ssms dai1 fpr thirty tbfer ysars. ~.
New-York tribune., 1918-03-23

eASAiER. until December l accurate and Quick: :
% uaiT ~ hours good salary: bond. c. ]. ". Box
New-York tribune., 1918-03-23
DEATHS

ADAMS Lieutenant Briggs k killed in ac-
ton, France, March IA Memorial SER
wee Will be held on Sunday afternoon at
3 O'Clock at the First Congregational
Church, Montcair ~ }.
New-York tribune., 1918-03-23

4 a m,,,23.7s / d. m,.,.2375 3 ., m... 1915
Local omstsI tsyeesst,Fair and colder to.dsy,
win s,fog u6rtb winds. tD~iDoffow. fair.
New-York tribune., 1918-03-23

DANiS-On Thursday, March 2l, at MS
late residence. 42i West l44th St. Thomas
jefferson Davis. Of the late James
and Hannah Clark Davis, in his S6th
year. Funeral private
New-York tribune., 1918-03-23

OSBORNE-On March 2l. 1918, Charles H..
husband of Clara j. Osborne. Funeral
service at his late residence Cherry st.
Douglaston, Long Island on Saturday,
March %. at 1880 p. m. lnterment at
Southington Conn.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30

orner way to cook ham Is TO auu a
cupful of sweet cider with q bit of
sugar and mustard and bake as above.
Vinegar and water may be used In
place of the cider or just vinegar, u.s.
ing two tablespoonfnls, and sprinkling
the top of the slice of ham with brown
sugar and mustard.
Sour Cream Cake Without EGGS
Dissolve teaspoonful of soda in a
tablespoonful of water in mixing
bowl, add a cupful of thick sour
cream, half cupful of New Orleans
molasses and cupfuI of brown sugar.
Stir until the sugar Is well dissolved,
then add three cupfuls of flour, tea
spoonful of cinnamon, half nutmeg,
saltspoonful of ginger, beat until
smooth, then add a pound of raisins
that have been Toured with two table
spoonfuls of flour. Turn into a square
pan and bake slowly for one hour.
Keep in a well covered tin box four
days before using.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30

Sugar Cookies.-Cream two cupfuls
of sugar with one cupful of butter, or
any shortening preferred, add two
well-beaten eggs and beat until light.
Add alternately one-half cupful of
milk with one cupful of -four sifted
with a half teaspoonful of salt and
one and half teaspoonfuls of baking
powder. Then add more flour to make
a mixture to handle and roll out. Cut
with cooky cutter and sprinkle with
white sugar just before putting into
the oven.
Chopped Steak en- CasseroIe.-Put
two cupfuls of finely chopped steak in
a well-buttered casserole, season with
celery, salt, pepper, mace and little
mushroom catchup or worcestershire.
Surround the steak with rice, pour
over two cupfuls of boiling water and
bake for an hour and half in mod
crate oven. Keep covered while cook
ing. Serve with tomato or brown gravy
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30
MOTHER GOOSE ON THE WAY
She Is Coming to chautauqua to See
the Riddles.

Mother Goose is coming to Chautau-
quail The beloved old lady herself
will be with the children on the last
day, to take them through Story Book
Land. Then at night all the kiddies,
with her help, will give the big Moth
er Goose Festival. She will bring the
costumes and Jack and Jill, Little Bo
Peep, Cinderella, Jack Homer, Old
King Cole, and all the other characters
of her Kingdom of Fairyland.
There11 be the story hour all the
other days of the week for the chill
dren. too.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30

ROOu llllh, duu u
little brown sugar
mixed with a quar-
ter Of a teaspoon
full of mustard,
salt and pepper If
needed and bake
slowly Until the
milk is absorbed,
then brown. An
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30
NOTICE TO WATER PATRONS

Notice is hereby given to all water
patrons that street, garden and lawn
sprinkling shall be done from this date
until further notice from six to eight
a. m. and from Z until $3.50 p. m.
Sprinkling of streets in the resi-
dence district at any hour is prohib-
tied. No sprays or fountains will be
allowed to run except during the reg
ular sprinkling hours. This regu-
lation is for the purpose of insuring
an adequate fire protection.
BONNER WATER & LIGHT co.
BY Frank Berger, Manager.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30

gamut in the expression Of strong emo
ton. sparkling comedy and delicate
pathos. There is more than artistry
In her work-there is real individual
ity. As a child impersonator she has
few equals and certainly no superiors
on the American platform.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30
HEALTH LECTURER
AT CHAUTAUQUA
Beatrice E. Heskett Gives Practical
and Helpful Lecture on Every
Day Health.

One of the highly interesting and in
structive features Of Chautauqua week
will be the lecture given by Beatrice
e. Heskett on everyday health. Mrs.
Heskett was formerly Instructor In
Physical Culture at the University of
Nebraska, and has been at the head of
the physical departments of the Y. w.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30

@. A. In Lincoln, Nebraska, and Port
land, Oregon. Her lecture is illustrat-
ed with practical demonstrations in
Physical Culture, and is of real value
to every man, woman and child in the
community.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30

FOR SALE-Indian two-speed mo-
tor cycle in good repair with complete
including electric lamp and
horn Inquire of ]. j. Kindschuh
ROnners Ferry Idaho If
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30
TeKTQEN
GBhNF}4z{5H3

Happiness is the only good. The
place to be happy is here. The time to
be happy is now. The way to be hap
py is to help make others so.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30
SPLENDID READER
AT CHAUTAUQUA
Miss EisIs Mac Gordon at Top Of Her
Profession.

Elsie Mae Gordon, the talented
young lady who comes to Chautauqua
lions, Is one of the leaders of her pro-
fession. No other artist is in greater
demand for Chautauqua audiences.
Miss Gordon's clear rich voice runs the
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30

FOR RENT-A four room house
newly painted, $40 per month. In
ouire of ]. w. Reid. Jy16ti
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30
GOOD THINGS FOR THE TABLE.

Cut a slice of ham an inch thick,
place 1t In baking pan covered with
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30

DE- has beamean hemto in the dL is he
to h the p
file aereof enagem for U Sam In Cn will be % Of
Chauau uaao mg tot al ~ t programs a
m bdn OF
0 W pm
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30
BOUNDARY COUNTY'S HONOR ROLL

Roll of Boundary county
and Soldiers
Sailors Boundary County Defense Council
the list and left
and advise either county Miss
Soldiers Sailors Welfare Committee
Douglas chairman of the Home Cheer Committee
Corp A. p Zimmerman Div, Am F, co Pm
New
Harry Worobec, Am E F CIR Pm New York
Andrew Rasmussen Bat S46h Am E F co Pm New York
B, F. A Mills, Long island NJ T.
lido Nage, Battery B. BAG F. A. Am F. & Pm New York
Lunden, Signal Corps Vancouver Wash
Co, Blind Slough Oregon
Wallace Otis,
Sgoura Lewis, Wash.
SwenAu A,
Ken.R R. hapel Co f Am f Pm New York
Leslie Richardson, Bat. B, 346 F A, Camp Lewis Wash
B 346 f A. Camp Lewis Wash
Squad Aberdeen Wash
Lawren G.. b, A,
Pa QUINN BAG F A, Camp Lewis Wash 49,
Wnfred H. Williams, Co. l., 361 Inf, Camp Lewis, Wash
A D. Atkins, Co d 20 Eng Am E F clio Pm New York
AZ Co. IL Bat 166 Depot Brigade Camp Lewis wash
Henry j. Nelson, Am E 10
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30

Good Stoddard Tire Shrinker for
sale. Inquire of ]. R. Meeker. CITY.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30
SIS Truck Co, Camp Lewis, Wash.

E. Squad ASSC, Vancouver Barracks Wash
FredP For Regt Camp 9, Twin, Wash
E. Fettery SnoqNaime Falls Wash
Corp Chas L. Zimmerman, Co E. sci Inf, Div F. Go Pm
NewY
Ralph Holme A. Forestry, E. New York
L. Mccoy, Forestry, F. New York
WORTH Fleming, Forestry 6, Twin, Wash
Robt Brace Eng IN c o
Howard Kent, Bat A of Go Pm
Stanley Jarvis, A Am E f clio Pm York.
Chas Roessler, Co B Eng Am + Pm York.
Loren Miller Co Eng A Am E Go New York
Sergt James Ness,C Co d m New York
No TIA, F,
clio New Yor
S S Pueblo New York
Corp H. $50 A Am + clio Pm New York
Fisher Alabama, m Monroe
Waldsvoge, f Bn I'm o Pm New
SergtI Irving F.. Am Pm New York
Martin d. ASSC Vancouver, Wash
B. Fleming, U Snohomish, L Pm New York.
Henry Training Office, Norfolk Va
Training Francisco Cal
H. K Sumbarine Pedro CAL
Carlton Shoemaker Co A Eng Am New
H. Co ID Forestry I'M + I'M New ok
Sergt N. l. Co d Pike
AlonzoO Co RegtF Crockett Texas.
B. D.
Plunkett, B Am E f eli New
E.
B. f A.
Frankly Eng Forestry Am E Pm New
Lee Audrey Snraqu
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30

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&C.; 5 f. & amp & Jackson Jackson
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Ssss Barracks s. T. Ar F s Ts ssS ssaV %s Wash
camp ' Rssey Building Portland Ore
Sals s@ HelSfesht --
Brigade Camp Lewis
Cecil Albert Petijohn,
Frances Atkins, |
Depot Brigade Camp Lewis
ssn Eng Washington Barracks Washington D.
% sIs'Ss s's s S'''
Fnsis BIO Bond & g g 81 Bn es @
: s Ssss g. is B:ss Camp Lewis Was:
s &C 6 on 100 ss DeP Rd cap LEWIS Wash
William Atkins 2s Co. Bn lee Depot Brigade
William Howard 26 Wash
DeIbert Cunning rs Co Bn lss Depot Brigade Camp LEWIS Wash
Archie NesteG Go Tech institute POcatelo, Idaho
James LOd 26 Co 7 Bn l6s Depot Brigade Camp Lewis Wash
Med Dept Base Hospital Louisville
c. Raybun, 10 b. 166 Depot Brigade Lewis,
RETURNED
Emmett Murray Lewis Johnson Alva c.
Carlisle Castle Smith Clyde Harmon Oscar B. Nystrom
Ralph WEIGH Chas. Reiteck
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W. Spoerry; Brigade Camp
Geo Harvey, Co Eng Am eli Pm New York.
SeQt Earl SgnalB 80 Am Pm
New York.
Bond,
Edward Sloan Co C Eng Am F Pm York
VIM. maker,Co Am New York.
K c A Pm
Howard Graham,
England.
John Joseph S Rochester, Pm New
Chauncy Guthrie Squad Barracks
LEON Zimmerman +, 10 Pm New York.
George Kndschuh Mercedes, Annapolis Maryland
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sns 81 Bat, 1ee Depot Brigade Camp Lewis, Wash

hnsOn, 81 Co, 10 Bat 166 Depot Brigade Camp Lewis
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Emmett Murray
Carlisle Castle Smith
Ralph WEIGH
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1918-07-30

Henry j. Nelson Bat Am E f co Pm New York
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The copper era and Morenci leader., 1918-04-26
STATE DEFENSE COUNCIL ExH0hERATES COMPANIES

Phoenix, Arizona, April 25.-The ex- executive committee of the State Council of Defense has made definite disposition, of the rather indefinite charge that the larger mining com panies of the state had been import ing members of the l. w. W. parttcu- larly with view to discredit the op- erattons of the regular miners unions. At conference held in the office of the Governor, the committee heard all the evidence submitted. This indicat- ed that members of the I. w. w. had been recruited at different points out side the state and had been sent to Arizona, with their fares paid by the mining companies. The mine mana gers at the conference admitted that this might have been very possible, but stated that they had sought to se- cure only patriotic Americans. They asserted that whenever they detected an I. w. w. on their payrolls, he was dismissed forthwith. They de- clared also that in letter and spirit they were following out the instruc- tions given by the Presidents Media tion commission. The representatives of labor present, did not press the charge that the importations had been Knowingly made but insisted that mining companies in the Globe-Miami section were bringing in such men, knowingly, or unknowingly, while there still remained idle workmen. The matter was referred to a special committee consisting of Dr. D. T. McDOugall. Mrs. Pauline M. O'Neill and Dr. J. C.. Norton, which report ed:
 t'No substantiated evidence was pre- scented that any mine operator in Ari- zona had knowingly transported any member of the organization known as the I. W. W. iSto Arizona, or that he had approved or abetted their em- ployment in the mines.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1918-04-26
iogwallow News
DUNK B0TTs. Regular Correspondent By George Diashan

Slim Pickens has accepted posi- tion with the saw mill on Gander | Creek While learning the business he will act as foreman.
 The Rye Straw store proprietor recollects when there used to be heap of talk around the store about the income tax. Now everybody is more anxious about the outcome. Somebody fired two shots at the | Postmaster while he was trying to open the postoffice door yesterday morning. He says they were grayish looking bullets With this descriptive information in his possession the Dep ity Constable is at work on the case. l The chicken mites are reported right bad on Musket Ridge, but in HogwaHow they are not bothering anybody but the postmaster, who al- ways did pay attention to little things He has isolated himself in one end of the postoffice, and it is be- lieved there will be no further spread of the pests.
 The Twin brothers of the Calf Ribs neighborhood are so much alike that they could wear the same necktie without being caught up with.
 There has been a shortage of coal, and scarcity of sugar and summer will soon be here with shortage of air.
 Cricket Hicks rescued Miss Hostet- ter Hooks from a burning pastboard hotel in the amateur play Friday night In fact the entire cast DOT trayed their roles like true Thespians and there is talk of them going on the road if it wasn't SO dusty.
 While alien enemies are at large in the country the Deputy Constable is going to use his spy-glass.
 Columbus Allsop set one of his hens a few days ago on thirteen eggs but she grew superstitious and aban- doned the nest until Columbus re- moved one of the eggs. It is very discouraging to note that in this late day of enlightenment we still have to | tolerate superstition.
 When Rag Barlow gets rich he is l shaved, and then is going to take everything the barber tells him he needs.
 | Columbus Allsop has strung his fiddle with some new strings, and has been tuning up for the past few days getting ready to play tune next Sat urday night. Columbus is considered both by himself and others, to be one of our most talented musicians and plays at all hours, both by ear and re- quest.
 In the lecture on Dogs" at Buzzard Knob Monday night our worthy friend Prof. Sap Spradlin, referred to several of our citizens in clearly understand able terms, but no one took offense, as they were merely used as iHustra- l