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New Britain herald., 1918-03-08

CARL YOUNGBLAD, NJ. c. Graduate Medical Masseur, z4 W. Main St office phone 42S-13, residence phone 673-5. Violet Ray, Thermo-Iitc Bath. Massage Headaches, Ncuritis, Insorn- mia, Rheumatism, Empcded CrcuIa- ton, etc. Treatments through your physician or by appointments only nt VOLT residence or office.
New Britain herald., 1918-03-08
PICTURES INVASION
 OF UNITED STATES
Lawyer McDonough speaks to Far CntS and Teachers Association
 Of Burritt School.

At the meeting of the Parents and Tc2chcrS' Association held last evc- nlng at the Burritt school, Attorney |. F. McDonough explained to those present just 'Whos who, and Why,' Tn this war. The talk was an inter-
New Britain herald., 1918-03-08
Card of Thanks.

We wish to express our sincere thanks for all expressions of sym pathN during our recent bereaVc~ rnCnt.
 MRS. CATHERINE DUNN
 AND FAMILY.
New Britain herald., 1918-03-08

FOR SALE-13 acres of land, s10 an acre. This land is easily culti- Nated. (. L. Barnes, Barncsdalc
 3-S-5dx
New Britain herald., 1918-03-08

afternoon jeWelry box containing black jade ring with diamond setting and small
 Singnet ring. Suitable reward if re-
 turned to Herald Office 3-S-3dx
New Britain herald., 1918-03-08

SIX ROOM TENEMENT to rent: all modern improvements. Call be- tween and evenings, 193 Main
 street, Room G. 3-S-od
New Britain herald., 1918-03-08

improvom ents. third floor. B Glen street. 3-S-3dy
New Britain herald., 1918-03-08

NNNlF lF-D-~Glrl for general house.
 Nork' small house and small fam fly, no washing, good wages Ap- ply Mrs Humphrey 265 West Main street, City. 3S-tf
New Britain herald., 1918-03-08
TOO LATE FOE CLASSIFICATION.

LOST'-M onday afternoon. Jewelry box containing black jade ring with diamond setting and small signet ring. Suitable reward if returned
 to Herald Office. 3-S-3d
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
Do This After You Eat
Hot Weather "Out of Fix" Stomachs
Easily Put Right

When hot weather comes, stomach
and bowel miserie1 begin. Strong,
sound stomachs as we'll as weak ones
are easily affected by the harmful
gases and acids so often produced in
the things we eat and drink during
not weather. Winter-Nature's ice
ooox, is gone-hot weather breeds
1ne poisonous germs that cause pto-
maine poison in all it's many forms.
Every one knows that the after-eat-
ing nausea, belching, that wretched,
olQated, "lumpy" feeling, sour stom-
ach, heartburn, food repeating, and
otner forms of indigestion and dys-
pepsla are far more frequent during
not weather 1t is the time when you
uaVe to guard constantly against an
upset stomach and the many ills that
are always apt to follow. Then again
we have the worlds war to win
Win the change of diet and extra
s Work which means we must all care
ihu!y guard our stomachs this year
Aeep ourselves fit and fine.
a marvellous relief and prevention
nas Teen found for stomach sufferers,
winch makes it possible for you to cal
'ne things you like best without 9
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23

single unpleasant thought of what
may follow. EATONIC Tablets, good
tasting, quick acting, and absolutely
harmless, have already proven an un-
told blessing to thousands of people.
One or two EATONIC Tablets after
meals work wonders. They sweeten
and purify the stomach by neutraliz-
ing the trouble-making acids and gases
and stop the gripping pains of indiges-
ton and other stomach and bowel
disturbances.
And the best part of it is-you can
be your own judge. Just try EATON1C.
Let your own stomach tell you the
truth. If you are not pleased then
they don't cost you one penny.
Druggists are amazed at the aston
ishing reports from EATONIC users.
who have found EATONIC quick,
wonderful relief for stomach ailments.
So we tell you to get large box of
EATONIC from your druggist, whom
you know and can trust, and then
II EATONIC is not suited to your case.
return it to your druggist at once and get
back your money. That's q fair, square
Offer Every person is urged to make the
test Let your own stomach tell you the
truth. So start using EATONIC today.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
DOOMED TO OUTER DARKNESS
Forgetful Youngster Could Only Stand
at School Gate and Mourn His
Hard Position.

One Of the Western towns where
there is large per cent of foreign
population considerable difficulty was
experienced in getting the registra-
ton of alien women. An instructor in
the playground in the foreign district
offered her assistance, and in order to
gain a better knowledge of the COM
munity gave out printed slips to the
children on which they were to write
their names, ages and places of birth,
and the same of their fathers and
mothers. She told all the youngsters
explicitly that they must bring the pa
pers back with them in the afternoon.
When the children returned one
little fellow stood forlornly at the gate
To all invitations to enter he shook his
head stubbornly. One of the assistants
finally went to him. "Come on in,
she coaxed. 1--WE are going to Learn
a wonderful new game this afternoon
Don't you want to help us?"
"No, ma'am, teacher" he said, an(
big tears rolled down his cheeks. ."NO
ma'am, I dassent even come in, 'caus'
l amt got my excuse for bein,
bOrned"
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
Front View of Dehorning Chute With
SIoping Side Showing Clamps Closed
Dotted Lines Show Open Position.

hOrning with the clippers is that thin
or hard horns are sometimes crushed
or splintered, resulting in wound
that heals slowly. This objection is
partly. overcome by using clippers that
are constructed with two V-shaped
blades, which, when pressed together,
bring four cutting edges against the
horn, lessening the tendency to crush
or splinter the horn.
A number of methods of restraining
animals during the dehOrning opera
ton have been practiced. Where only
few head are to be dehorned, the
quickest way is to throw the animal
to the ground and hold it or tie it Sc
urely until the horn is taken off.
When a considerable number of cat
Nle are to be dehorned, it will pay to
construct a dehoxning chute. Plans
of chute that has proved very salts
factory for this purpose are given
herewith. This chute is made narrow
enough so that the animal will not
have room to struggle great deal,
and with a stanchion-shaped head
clamp at one end for holding the ami
mails head After an animal is in the
chute and the head clamp closed a
moose should be placed around the
neck with loop over the nose. The
head can then be snubbed down to the
peg indicated on the side post. This
forces one horn forward so as to make
it easily removed. After one horn is
removed the head should be snubbed
to the other side for the removal of
the other horn. A chute Of this kind
can be constructed at very low cost by
using scrap material about the farm.
Cattle should never be dehorned dur
ing warm weather when there is dan
ger of the wound becoming infested
with screw worms. The best time tt
dehorn is in late fall and early winter
or during the cool weather of spring
If the weather is sufficiently cool there
is very little danger Of the wound be
coming infested with screw worms
However, it is best to apply some fl!
repellent, such as pine tar or one o
the coal-tar products to the wound
The accompanying plans show tn
construction of two types Of simple
and satisfactory dehorning chutes
The dotted lines in both types Of chut
show the head clamps when open, an
the lever in both cases is used TO
closing the head clamps after the AM
mails head is in position. The side
that are shown in the plans can b
used for either type. The gate is cor
venient for letting the animal out Q
the chute and also for branding an
vaccinating.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23

Waiting for the SuueaI.

Il want to have tooth drawn" an
nounced the small boy with the steel
gray eye, land want gas"
You're too young to have gas, my
little man." said the dentist. Besides,
I'm sure you aren't afraid of being
hurt. Sit still and be man."
1T isn't that at ALL" said the boy,
but I'm afraid 1 shall not be able to
help giving bit of a squeal when it
comes out"
well, that won't matter at ALL" said
the dentist. I'm sure I shall not
mind"
mo, but I shall. Look out Of the
| window"
The dentist looked out and saw LOT
of grinning lads standing on the side
| walk.
They're all kids I've fought anC
licked" said the small patron, "ant
they've come to hear me holler."
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
PRICE FOR FAME TOO HIGH
Modern Poet Not Willing to Undergo
Martyrdom for Sake of Living
in History.

Uncle John, the gifted poet of the
Excelsior Spring Standard, has been
studying the lives of the old masters
and IS much discouraged. He writes ::
Old John BuniOnS told his Pilgrim
piece while in the penitentiary dom
time for some little Offense. Nearly all
Of 'em wrote their best stuff while in
great distress.
Nearly all Of 'em had sore eyes,
some was totally blind, an the COM
mon run of writin' material was poor
"a sharp stick an a gourdful of home.
made ink was the best they had; in
spite of them handicaps they managed
TO compose stuff that will live long af.
ter my best poem has went the route
Still-you never can tell. 1t is inter
esting to ponder on the possibility OF
one of war poems bein' in the fifth
reader of A. D. 2153.
But if l have to be soaked into the
calaboose an write with an old bugg!
spoke for pen, before / can get of
anything famous, I am afraid l shall
never make the riffle.-Kansas Cit.
Times.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
FEDERAL CONTROL OF ROADS
Organization Formed of Representa-
tives Of Various Departments to
Supervise Work.

From tie United States Department Of
Agricultural
All functions of government agencies
relating to streets and highways here
after are to be co-Ordinated in a body
called the United States highways
council, composed of one representa-
tive each from the war department,
the department of agriculture, the
United States railroad administration,
the war industries board and the fuel
administration. The council was
formed primarily to prevent delays,
financial loss and uncertainty incident
to the method of taking up each high
way problem in it's turn with a sep
arate and distinct government agency.
This council was constituted at the
suggestion Of the secretary of agricul-
ture. Through the department it will
continue the close contact already es-
tablished, both formally by law and in
formally by practice, with the state
highway commission in each state of
the Union.
Membership of the board follows {:
| War department., Lieut.. Col. w. d.
Uhler; fuel administration, c.. G. Shelf
field; war industries board, Richard
L. Humphrey railroad administration,
G. w. Kirtley; department of agricul-
ture, L. w. Page. These representa-
tives have selected Logan Waller Page,
director of the Office of public roads,
department of agriculture, as chair
man, and J. E. Pennybacker, chief of
management of that office, as secre-
tary.
The council utilizes the organiza.
tons of the forty-eight state highway
departments with their trained person
mel and their knowledge of local con
ditions and provides a single agency
where all highway projects calling fol
governmental action of any character
whether it be a question of finance, OF
materials, transportation or of wal
necessity or desirability, may be dealt
with. The council has provided def
mite form on which applications for re
lief are to be made through the respec
tive state highway departments, ant
has sent supplies of the forms to tn
NCpoI lluSulS. IL emphasizes Tic 81
. need of conservation of money, trans
portation, labor and materials by re
stricting highway and street work t
most essential needs. 1t ranks main
tenance Of existing streets and high
7 ways first, reconstruction Of badl
damaged streets and highways next
and it places last new construction jus
} ! tilted only on account Of vital war o
, economic necessity.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
DEH0RNING CATTLE is BEST
Operation Should Be Performed Early
Enough to Permit Wounds to
Heal Before Fatteninq.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture)
Cattle intended for the feed lots
this winter should be dehorned early
enough to permit the wounds to heal
before they are put on full feed De-
horning offers advantages which the
feeder should not overlook. The cat
tie are more easily and safely handled
when dehOrned, and each animal is as
sured Of fair play at the feed trough.
Dehorning also prevents the bruised
condition of the flesh and torn hides
caused by goring both in the feed lots
and in transit to market, as we'll as ex-
cesslve shrinkage in shipments De-
horning should be done in late fall or
early winter.
The most common method of de-
horning cattle is to saw the horns off,
and for this purpose an ordinary meat
saw can be used, though there are
saws on the market that are specially
designed for the operation. BY this
method a good clean job can be done
on any type of horn, and the wound is
left in condition to heal readily.
The use of dehorning clippers is be
coming more common, especially
where a large number of cattle are tt
be dehorned and where they are de-
horned before the horn becomes hare
and brittle. The chief objection to de
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
Things Injurious to Fish.

The gaunt skeletons of trees which
are so conspicuous in the locke re-
gions" show the effects of sulphurous
gases on vegetation, and the influence
of mine water on fish life may be read
lily imagined. The heavy sediment COW
ers up the gravelly spawning beds, and
suffocates the eggs, thus infiicting in
jury on the fishes at the most vulner-
able point. The sawmill is the dear
est fOe' of nature lovers. Its Unsuitable
NAV has well-nigh devOured our for
ests, and, not content with the desola-
ton it has produced in this way on
land, it is running our lakes and rivers
by Sawdust
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
! am Sincere! Stop Ca|omeI!
Guarantee Dods0n'S Liver Tone
Listen to me! Calomel sickens and you may lose
days work If bilious, constipated
headachy read my guarantee.

Liven up your sluggish liver! Feel
fine and cheerful; make your work a
pleasure; be vigorous and full am
bition. But take no nasty, dangerous
calomel, because it makes you sick
and you may lose days work.
. Calomel is mercury or quicksilver.
which causes necrosis Of the bones
Calomel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite, breaking it up. That's when
you feel that awful nausea and cramp'
ing.
Listen to me! If you want to enjoy
the incest, gentlest liver and bowe
cleansing you ever experienced, JUS
take a spoonful of harmless Dodson':
Liver Tone tonight. Your druggist o.
dealer sells you bottle of Dodson':
Liver Tone for a few cents under m!
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23

personal money-back guarantee that
each spoonful will clean your sluggish
liver better than a dose of nasty Gallo
mel and that it won't make you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. You'll know it next morn
ing, because you will wake up feeling
fine, your liver will be working; head
ache and dizziness gone; stomach will
be sweet and bowels regular.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and can
not salivate. Give it to your children.
Millions of people are using Dodson's
Liver Tone instead of dangerous Gallo
mel now. Your druggist will tell you
that the sale of calomel is almost
stopped entirely here.-Adv.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
SOFT, VELVETY SKIN

should be the ambition of every wom-
an as there is nothing so attractive
as fair, smooth skin. Neither soaps
nor powders can give this. Thou
sands of southern women know from
experience that Tetterine will quickly
rid the skin of it's disfiguring pimples
and blotches and give it that bright
clear appearance so much admired
Tetterine is sold by druggists or sent
by mail for SOC. by Shuptrine Co.
Savannah, Ga.-Adv.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
Heavy Truck Passing Over Macadan
Road in New Jersey.

cases actual shipments of farm prod
ucts are being supervised
A mOtOrtruck route from Vineland,
n. j., to New York city has been es-
tablished, over which trucks travel
regularly picking up eggs from pro-
ducers and delivering them direct to
wholesale dealers in New York city.
The first load went through without a
single egg being broken and made bet
ter time than express shipments.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
SHEEP TO CLEAN OUT WEEDS
Common Practice to Turn Flock Into
Corn After 1t Is Well TasseIed-
Eat Lower Leaves

A practice quite common among
sheep men is to turn the flock into
the corn field, after the corn is we'll
tasseled. The sheep will clean out
the weeds and grass, and usually will
not eat any more than the lower leaves
of the corn.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
GIRLS! USE LEMONS
FOR SUNBURN, TAN
Try Il! Make this lemon lotion
TO Whiten your tanned or
freckled skin.

Squeeze the juice of two lemons in
to bottle containing three ounces of
Orchard White, shake well, and you
have a quarter pint of the best freckle,
sunburn and tan lotion, and complex
Ion whitener, at very, very small cost.
Your grocer has the lemons and any
drug store or toilet counter will supply
three ounces of Orchard White for a
few cents. Massage this sweetly fra
grant lotion into the face, neck, arms
and hands and see how quickly the
freckles, sunburn, windburn and tan
disappear and how clear, soft and
white the skin becomes. Yes! It is
harmless.-Adv.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
Work Drau After Each Rain.

It pays to work the road drag on the
road a little while after every rain.
Compare right now state roads which
have been dragged regularly and some
of the country roads which have been
allowed to cut into rutS.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
Power Wasted on Roads.

The difference in power required be-
tween good roads and poor is power
wasted. The loss is borne not alone
by the farmer but by all of us who
consume farm products and who pay
to have them hauled to us.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
No Worma in a Healthy Child

No Worms in a Healthy Child
All children troubled with worms have an IN.
healthy color, which indicates poor blood, and as .
rule, there is more or less stomach disturbance.
GROVES TASTELESS chill TONIC given regularly
for two or three weeks will enrich the blood inn
prove the digestion. and act General Strength
ening Tonic to the whole system. Nature will then
throw on or dspel the worms and the Child will be
in perfect health. Pleasant take 6Oc per bottle
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
Latest in WindmiIIs.

Windmills with five widely sepa-
rated vanes have been adopted for
irrigation in Italys possessions in At
RIGA as the only ones that will with
stand high winds and at the same time
work in light breeZeS.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
He'd Swear to 1t.

Buyer of Birds-You are certain the
parrot talks lot?
Fancier-He ought to. He belonged
to a real estate dealer.-CartOons Mag
aZine.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
Some Slams of Rain.

The sweating of water pitchers and
coolers indicate that much moisture
prevails in the air. 1t is worth motto
ing and using in connection with 9TH
er signs of rains. The dripping Of
caves troughs is of the same origin,
and is of some value.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
Realize Value of Good Roacs.

Today the farmers realize the value
Of good roads as never before. 1t is
stated that about $3OO,00O,O00 worth of
farm products are ruined yearly be-
cause of the poor roads over which the
farmers are expected to haul crops to
market.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
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SHIPPING BY M0T0RTRUCKS
Possibilities Shown Recently by Sue
cess in Hauling Eggs and Other
Farm Products.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture)
Investigations Of the use of motor
trucks in hauling farm produce to mar.
ket are being carried out and In some
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
ELIXIR BABEK A GOOD TONIC

And Drives Malaria Out of the System.
"Your 'Babek' acts like magic; I have given
1t to numerous people In my parish who were
ommend it to those who are sufferers and in
need Of a good tonic. Rev. 8. Szymanowski,
Elixir Babek, 50 cents, all druggists or by
Parcel Post, prepaid, from Kloczewski d Co.,
Washington, D. G.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
WHO is
TO
BLAME

and medium size bottles. You may re-
ceive sample size by Parcel Post, also
pamphlet telling about it. Address DR..
Kilmer Co., Binghamton, N. Y, and
enclose ten cents, also mention this paper.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23

An old bachelor says that marriage
is the result of one FOOLS encouraging
the fOOliShneSS of another
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23

For some people new money maxi
ing scheme would be the Old-faShioned
way of making it.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
From the Lips o. Babes.

agnes, do you know any patriotic
hymns?" Yes, one," says five-year-
old Agnes, My Country Tizz.'"
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23

Two women like to start fuss and
hen leave their husbands to fight it
ont
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23

Many a man is credited with being
patient when in reality he is too lazy
to register a kick.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23
The Riuht Word.

The Right Word.
"Shes very high and mighty.
don't like her altitude" you mean
attitude?" latitude fits. this case,'
interposed a third member of the
party.-Louisville Courier-J Journal.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23

Some seem to think dishonesty is
the best paying policy.
Jackson County journal. (Sylva, N.C.) 19??-19??, 1918-08-23

Women as we'll as men
are made miserable by
kidney and bladder trou-
BILE. Thousands recon-
mend DR.. KLINE r. 8
SWamp-ROOt, the great
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-03-20
HOMES FOR RENT

(OR SAILED
 o00l PaWnee ave-, near Country club, rooms, elegant home, garage. .s55.0 co 1925 Crescent ave, near Country club 45.VU 1901 18th ave, N, rooms. ............. 25.0O ll25 l4th ave, N, rm. bungalow. 35 0O 2l12 l2th ave, N., rms ............ 25.00 sos Georgia st., near Glen Iris, T. 30.C0 230 N. filth st.. Woodlawn, rms. 18.,D
 J. MURRAY -NORMENT,
 2026 1st Ave. Phone Main 269. FOR RENT-Roebuck bungalow, s25 per month; modern 4-room bungalow. m heart of Roebuck Springs, with all modern conyeniences and large garden ready to plant F. F. McDavid, Jr., 2l4 Cham. of Com. Bldg Main 69O0 FOR RENT-Choice, modern cottage rooms and hall, 1916 Fountain ave. S25; also modern apartment, 2l11 N. 1lth ave, S225o H. D. Smith, 401 Farley Bldg.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-03-20
AUTOMOBILES

FOR SALE-1918 HU D. SON SUPER SIX SPEED- STER; SAME AS NEW ONLY RUN A + E w HUNDRED MILES. SEE J. c. TOMLIN, CARE OF BROWNELL AUTO CO.,, 323-325 s. 10TH ST.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-03-20
HELP WANTED MALE

,WANTED-Men to submit applications for immediate consideration for the fol- lowing positions: Stenog- raphers, machinists, steam filters, plumbers, caulkers, steel workers, blacksmiths, rodmen, electricians; for government nitrate plant; highest wages, excellent living conditions. Write the J. c. White Engineering corporation, Nitrate No. l, Sheffield, Ala.