Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-10-17

some time and expects to be there
for some time longer. The cause of
his injury is unknown, but it is ex-
pected to be from the result of a fall
with an airplane.
/ WANTED-1O Girls. Roddis Lum-
Der & Veneer Co., Marshfeld, Wis.
Business men all hollering for help
! Meanwhile the help kindly consent
to work eight hours if the proprietor
will work twelve
A card recently received from Neal
Grignon, who is in foreign service on
the battleship Texas, announces his
marriage to a London girl.
Like the burglar who has gotten
away with his swag, Germany is now
shocked that the cruel and unprincipl-
ed householder won't have peace until
he has recovered his property.
FOR RENT-A 7 room house on
! Tenth Ave, S. Enquire of Mrs. Matt
Carey. 3tpd
The spies deny that they caused the
T. n. T. explosion at Perth Amboy,
their time is fully occupied spreading
influenza germs.
AS the Germans agree to all Presi
dent Wilson's fourteen peace terms,
except Terms Nos. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
8, 9, 10, II, u, IS, and IA, they lay
upon the bloody Americans the re-
sponsibility for further fighting.
Mrs. Clarence Hamilton and her
daughter, Miss Mabel of Oshkosh. are
visiting at the James Hamilton home.
Miss Mabel is teaching in the Osh-
kosh schools which have been closed
on account of Influenza Mr.. Clar-
ence Hamilton who has been working
on government ship contracting
job this summer at Manitowoc, is
spending a short time in the city. He
will go to Pensacola, Florida. to work
during the winter.
WANTED-Second cook and a man
for porter. Hotel Dixon. 2tc
It's about time for the girls who
have been wearing furs all summer,
to discard them and get out their ex-
ira low cut waists.
The folks who are dissatisfied with
the number of American airplanes
are reminded that 80 pleasure auto
mobiles have got to stop using gaso-
line for every one plane that is started
Men in charge of soda fountains
are declared non-essential Probably
girls would have a more intimate
knowledge of the demands of the
trade.
Anxious inquirer writes to ask what
animals are included among the class
of 'Furbearers." Well, prominent
among 'em are those girls that per-
sist in curling their hair down below
their ears.
Some one wants to know what has
become of the men that always used
to patronize high cost tailoring es-
adjustments Well last heard from
they were trying to conceal their
satisfaction in getting such attractive
ready made suits of the Grand Rap
ids dealers
WANTED-A competent girl for
general Homework. Good wages and
no washing. Mrs. E. P. Arpin If
D. D. Conway was in Madison the
first Of the week to see his daughter
Helen who has been very sick with
the influenza. He says they took her
out of the hospital while he was there
and it is now hoped that she will get
along nicely.
The girls who won't wear simple
clothes nowadays are commonly the
same ones whose faces have to be
covered with paint before it is con-
sidered safe to have them looked at.
The German people have got all
over their fear of the Americans, as
Kaiser Bill has informed them that
our entire army in training camps is
dead with influenza.
When q man won't take a Liberty
bond because his income has been re-
duced, ask him if it isn't still several
times morethan that of the soldier
who is risking his life in the trenches.