Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-08-07

apply at once to the infirmary for treat
ment. They are having day dreams.
Corporal j. Marback and Private Stan
ley Moes are in a contest this week.
They are trying to see which one can
wish that one OF those artistic CORE
spondents would pass over some of the
young ladies names, We would like to
have them on our STAFF. Boys give up
chance.
Private John GilIem has ambition to
become an officer. We are sorry Gillen,
but someone has lost your application.
catches the worm So, boys, look out.
BE on the firing line promptly when
that whistle blows-or X =. will catch
YOU
Acting Corporal Marback of the fifth
squad. the famous cornet player" must
have beena magician before he en-
tered the army. The way he makes food
disappear is wonderful.
Private Giilen, the wig-wag champion
of the fifth squad, must be going to
open n canteen. He gets about three con-
signments Of cigarettes week. How do
you do IT, GHlen? Does the girl work in
cigarette factory
Private Sweeney Of the fifth squad, the
retired brass FOUNDER, received hunch
mediatey purchased shoe polish and a
| brush But, alas! IT'S too late He will
have his X. P. Sunday just the same.
The command right face" was given
and everybody executed II except Dillon,
who said: Sir, this is my right face"
Wake up, Dillon.
Private zekon OF the 9th squad must
intend to take In washing. He got four
dozen clothesplns, 16 bars Of soap and
Sf 10 IN
It. Zekol When you get back to New
York you can work in Chinese laundry
Somebody said he saw Private Barney
| Foley buy matches. No man. you're
wrong Somebody sends them from New
York, just like the ciragettes he gets.
Private Murphy will challenge anybody
| in telling Irish jokes.
Private Lee Is sorry, nowthat he Is a
corporal. He likes to be on X. p. Sun
| days
looking girl in the world. Anybody can
see her picture free of charge Come
one, come ali. from a. m, to p. m.
Caption for movie thriller; THE Mys;
to His Cot While Asleep"
Since Dan Bergln went to the officers
training school at Camp Taylor Frank
| Lee succeeded him as corporal. Lee
thinks he can do squads east
Private OKeefe has the canteen pro-
| prietor guessing. He Is drinking all the
f3evo there since he got his pay.
Private Mayer Is still trying to find out
the location Of Church No. 28.
First Company SPECIALISTS School for
colored students When 1t comes to lec-
| lures on telephones and operation you
have to go some to beat our French in
structors
Acting Corporal Marback has fork
| that never misses. He can 70 more crul~
lers than would feed battalion, We
| also have Private Sweeney, the boy that
bleaches the cots by moonlight. Private
zekoIl has got It on them ali watermelon
hunting He uses Moles as a guide and
| look -out. Private Dorf thinks he can
learn his Lesson better in an aeroplane
and Is going to ask for 4 transfer. Pri-
waite Fuchs is alright with the dot but
the sergeant wont let him instruct him.
Private Gillen must have some girl. She
she does it. He isn't bit handsome.
Private Kraus Is heartbroken. You will
always find him out on a bright moon
light night passing his romantic hours
away until Sergeant McCarty has to
chase him TO bed
Red Moran. the chief entertainer, has
tonsiiitIs, 80 is playing baseball now.
When cured we expect some fine enter
tainments from Red
LOST. GOLD WATCH, OPEN FACE, 81
ieweled. Illinois Bum special, railroad
watch Initials II. Fl. engraved on back.
Lost somewhere on Wrightsboro road be-
tween Ordnance Training Camp and
Wleless Road. Finder please return 10
"Y" Hut n or owner, Harry Hallett, I'd
Co. 9Th p o. D. Bn.. 1st Rgt.. Ordnance
Send Trench and Camp to the home
folks for months for so cents.