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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
CAL. GOVERNOR
IGNORES LETTERS
ASKING PARDON
Many Organized Plans to
Obtain7P Pardon for Moonsss
81 Are Made. -.

Sacramento. CAL, April 24.-An-
nouncement that he would ''pay no
attention; whatever TO the organized
sending of kilograms and letters, nor
to strikes or other demonstrations
designed to influence" him in the case
Of Thomas j.. Mooney. sentenced to
hamE, was made today by Governor
Williar, ID. Stephens.
An appeal for a pardon for Mooney,
who was convicted Of murder in CON
nection with the preparedness parade
bomb explosion July %; 1916. in San
Francisco, is pending before the gov
crnor.,
Recent reports Of plans of labor
organizations in Seattle and other
places to strike May / as a demon
stration In behalf of Mooney, coupled
with the receipt Of many letters and
telegrams, caused the governor to
issue the statement, it was announced.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
FOOD o PICS.

Spokane. WASH. April 24.-Lumber
camp cooks in the Inland Empire are
complaining that they do not have
enough table scraps left to feed the
camp pigs. according to O. NJ. Plum
,mcr. a stockn1an and educator Of
Portland who is giving his services to
the food conservation movement
among the lumber camps of the
northwest, and who recently returned
from a trip through the camps OF
northern Idaho. ~,
"As soon as the, men find. that we
do not ask them to eat less, but to
join in the general effort to conserve
one or two articles, they apparently
are glad. to enter into the movement"
he declared.
THE cooks are doing a. great deal.
The tables will show a great variety
and as much to eat rs ever but there
is little waste. Steaks not eaten are
used as meat pies or hash"
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
LOCAL MEN GET GOOD
POSITIONS IN NAVY

Linus Sullivan and Edward Nell
raith have returned from the twin
cities where, they enlisted in,,y the
navy. Linus sullivan was accepted
for the radio service and Edward Nc
Iraith succeeded in getting in the
quartermaster's corps in the aviation
service Of the navy. The young men
will receive two months training in
the Dunwoody institute in Minneapo-
lis and four months training at Har-
ward university in Cambridge, Mass.
T. A. Sullivan accompanied the young
men to the twin cities.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
EAST SIDE BRIEFS

Superintendent f. J. Hackenburg Of
the Northern Pacific railway at
Staples vas a visitor in the city today.
w. J.. Ryan. special agent of the
N. p. with headquarters ut St. Paul,
has spent the last two days in the
city.
Mrs. James o'Leary returned last
evening from Fargo where she has
been visiting for the past three days.
Gertrude Saunders Of the senior
class has accepted a position in the
Office Of Attorney VIM. j. Rasmussen.
She, 10 also continuing her school
work and will graduate with her
class.
!, James Hartley, supervisor 3 HE
N. p. railway at Staples, is in the city
today on business.
ia. sullivan returned from the
Twin Cities where he has been on a
business trip.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
TURN OUT 1000
SURGICAL DRESSINGS

The local mems surgical dressing
class again turned out 1000 surgical
dressings at their meeting on Mon
record osce set, the men are bound
to keep it up and rel better it if
possible. The work is carried on by
the men who are too old to enter the
service but who are nevertheless
anxious to do their bit. Meetings are
held every Monday evening in the
Masonic hall.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
Creation OF Board
OF Grain Standards
Urged Before House

Warrington. April 24.-Creation OF
a board Of grain standards to be made
up of members from each of the grain
growing states to perform the grain
grading duties not exercised by the
department of agriculture. was urged
today before the house agriculture
committee by III. n. owen OF Mime
apolis. editor of a farm journal: Mr..
Owen told the committee the interests
Of the producers + ignored and that
farmers object to having Swivel
chair scientist" fix the grades.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
Attack Begins Early.

With the British Army in France,
April 24.-(By the Associated Press)
The Germans began a heavy. bonn
bardment Of the British positions in
the Somme sector this morning and
the latest reports state that an attack
is in progress:
A German bombardment of the
British positions on both sides of the
River Lave, on the northern battle
front was begun at 4 o'clock this
morning. A large section of this
battle front is seething, although the
definite dimensions Of the infantry &C.
ton are not yet known.
Northwest of Albert early today
enemy troops, which advanced from
their trenches for an assault, were
driven back by the British fire. North
west Of Merville a large c~oncentra.
ton Of German soldiers was dispersed
by the British artillery.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
Two Large Powder
Factories Destroyed
In Vienna, Vicinity

London, April 2A-Germsn news
papers received at Zurich say that
two large powder factories at Glazen-
bach. near S~alzeburE. 1876 miles
southwest OF Vienna, have been. de-
stroyed, according to a dispatch to
the Exchange Telegraph company
from Switzerland. The explosions.
which are believed to have been
caused by incendiaries. are said to
have resulted in heavy casualties.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24

attention to citizens of Swedish ex-
traction.
speech of Judge i. F.. MCGEE, of
Minneapolis, member of the state
safety commission. who declared in
Washington thai there were many
disloyal residents in Minnesota.
Judge MCGEE did rot represent the
stale safety commission or the state
administration at Washington, said
the governor in his statement.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
ENLARGE YARDS

Seattle. Wash, April 24.-one Se-
attic %shipyard. expanding to meet tho
demand for more ships, has moved
back its fences until they enclose
what once was q Lake Washington
beach resort. The boundary Of the
yard also extends beyond the mouth
OF a stream where trout have been
caught in numbers.
A eCandy and Ice Cream" Sign
shop and the old dance hall has been
converted into ~ mold loft. Drum
fire rtveting machines have driven
most. OF the trout from the stream.
taThe yard Is located at sHOughton, q
Lake Washinsten point. The resort
was known % the Atlanta picnic
grounds.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
LIBERTY LOAN
SUBSCRIPTIONS
STILL COME in
East Grand Forks People
Continue to Hand in
Subscriptions.

The people OF East Grand Forks
continue to hand in the subscriptions
to the committees in charge Of the
third Liberty Loan. Since the returns
We're first announced approximately
5000 have been received. 1t is posi-
Bile that East Grand Forks will add
$1,000 to her share. Some people
who thought at first they would be UNI
able to buy bonds are now coming to
the committee, buying them without
being asked to do so.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
MORIARITY HOME ON
TEN DAY FURLOUGH

Roy Moriarty. Oldest son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Michael Moriarty Of South
Fourth street. arrived home this
morning to spend his ten-day leave of
absence with his parents in this city.
This Is Roy's second furlough. He
enlisted when h call came to so
many of the local men who are now
in training at the Great Lakes.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONER

/ hereby myself candi-
date. on the republican ticket
for county commissioner in the
First commissioner district at primar-
les June 26th. 1918. II nominated
and elected I will give the duties Of
the position full and faithful service,
and I will appreciate any support that
may be given me.
&c. c. Holden.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
MANY WOMEN RAILRoADERs,

New York, April 24-There are
iV7.oo0 women employed in the Prus-
sian railroad service. The Prussian
railroad minister, Won Breitenbach. In
SO announcing In the Prussian house
Of, deputies. said II was astonishing
to zee what the women could do.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24

I hereby announce myself a candi-
for the Office of county treasurer.
subject to the decision Of the voters ut
she primary election to be held in
June. If nominated and elected !
shall, give to the duties Of the position
full and faithful service, and I will
appreciate any support that may be
given me.
"A. F. Turner.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
FOUR on HONOR ROLL
Only -Four Obtain an Average of. 90
h. Per Cent. s,,

= Spring has apparently. had, an i'll
effect on the students of the East Side
high school. Ordinarily, about twelve
or fourteen are on the much cherish
ed list of pupils with an average Of
80 per cent in their studies. During
the current period. however. four stu.
dents showed results worthy enough
to be classed on this list. They are:
Helen Corliss, Beatrice Driscoll,
Arthur Hotvedt and Mary Kelly.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
IRELAND SUFFERS RELAPSE.

st. Paul. MIMI. April 24.--Arch-
hishop. :Juan ireland, who returned to
st. Paul recently from Florida. where
he recuperated from a breakdown. has
suffered a relapse. it was announced
at his residence today. Slight inn
provement was noted this afternoon.
physicians said.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
Gas Shells Used.

With the American Army in
Trance, Tuesday. April 2s.--(By the
tinued to fall along the American
front northwest Of Toul but general
ly speaking the artillery fire was
lighter than usual. There was .
slight increase, however, in rifle and
machine gun fire against the Ameri-
can positions around Settheprey.
A German taken prisoner east Of
tho Meuse has died Of his wounds.
AT one point three German propa-
gandA balloons descended carrying
copies OF the qGaxette Des Ardennas
which 10 printed In French.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
DRIVE ON AMIENS
RESUMED BY GERMANS
THIS MORNING
CONTINUED from Rage i,

north of Albert to our. junction with
the French south Of the Somme.
Strong infantry attacks are reported
progress in the Albert sector and
between the Somme and the Avre
river.
Heavy hostile Smelling is reported
to have taken place also early this
morning between Givenchy and
Robecu. Concentrations of hostile in
fantry in the neighborhood Of Mer-
vile were dispersed by u artillery"
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
C1aim Raad Frnstrated.

Berlin, via London. April 24.-The
British raid at Ostend and Zee
bruEge was frustrated. the wal ONCE
announces. Only forty men la1ded on
mert. and these were killed or cap-
itured.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24

Milwaukee,. Wis. April 24.-The
ed by fire early today, the loss being
estimated at $4,000. The origin of
the blaze is not known. The building
had thirteen rooms and assembly hall
and-quartered over 100 pupils. :.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
~ Attends business Matters-Deputs
Sheriff &C. Stewart was business
at Larimore yesterday.

NA5ASVk q t11aIAIlVEe y06v8IuA -Est4talrN
Commissioners Mcet-A meeting Of,
the county commissioners was held! at
the court house this morning to act
upon plans regarding road work.
Marriage .Liccnses Issued-Marri-
age licenses were issued today by
County Judge T.. K. Hassell to Chris
tian Lunde of ST.. Thomas and Flor
ence L. Paulsen OF this city, and to
Grover Cleveland Bogenrief and
Myrtle Mcleod OF this city;
,EtBSl Haicrow Cooley, director Of the
university extension division, left to-
day for Madison, Wis, where she will
attend a meeting OF university ex-
tension workers from Minnesota, Wis
'consin and North Dakota.
Federal Men I'M ity-w. s. Lowery
I'M NJ Harris. Representatives Of
the internal deputy tax collectors Of
Ace at Aberdeen, s. D.. are checking
UP the books Of the various county
officers at the court house today.
They expect to be here for two or
three days.
No More Liehtless NishtrThe or
der for lightless nights is to be can
ceiled Thursday. according to a re-
ministrator, and will be rescinded
throughout the United States. The
iightless nights plan proved a very ef-
fective way Of conserving fuel.
IodmelI to Montana-Walter LODI
nell, who was connected with the
Grand Forks Abstract and Insurance
COMPANY, has accepted a position
with the Lindsey Missoula company
of Missoula, Mont. and will leave the
latter part Of the week to take up his
new duties,
Word from Udd-A letter recaived
from f.. d. Udd. one of the Larimore
boys who left with the last quota on
March 80 tor Camp Dodge, states that
he likes the soldiers life fine. He
er camps every day and lie expects to
be transferred any time now.
Void Issues Pamphlct-Prof. l..
Void. of the, university law school.
has issued a pamphlet of citations
and references under Chapter 202, of
the laws of North Dakota, session
1917. with reference to the uniform
sales acts. Members Of the State Bar
association. and professors of eastern
schools and. colleges give much IA
vorabie comment IN the pamphlet.
Prof. Koch to Attend Convention
Prof. F.. Fl. Koch, of the state uni
versity. will leave in the near future
for Washington, ID. c., to attend .
meeting of the National Dramatic
league OF America, as state represen.
tative. The convention will be held
May /. 2, 30for the purpose of ar.
ranging plans so as to supply
dramatic entertainment at the mill
tary camps and cantonments through.
out the United States.
Hold Liberty Day RaIly-1t ha.
been decided by the oficials of the NJ
f. church to hold a Liberty Day eel
ebration on Friday, April 26. The
principal speakers at the meeting will
be Rev. A. o. Birchenough, n of the
foremost pulpit orators in the state
and j. +. r. O'Connor. w. A. Nc
1ntyre. chairman Of the Four Minute
Men. will preside at the meeting
Patriotic music will be furnished by
the Sunday school orchestra and thu
Grand Forks district quartet.
The Royal Neighbors will meet thi.
evening at 8 o'clock in the I. O. o. F
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
BURNQUIST ASKED
TO REMOVE G
FROM HIS OFFICE

ST. Paul. Mimi. April PA petit
ton was tent to Governor Burrquist
today. asking that he emove John +.
MCGEE of Minneapolis from the state
safety commission. The petitions was
sem from the office of 4. c. Townley.
president Of the National Eonparisan
league and the announcement was
made from Town.ey's office. The pe-
tition also was signed by the executive
board of the st. Paul Trades and La
Dor Assembly.
The petition alleged that the state
uents which MCGEE recently made at
Washington, regarding pro-German
activities in Minnesota were untrue
and were sufficient cause for his re-
mcval.
Governor Burnquist said he had
not received the petition and had no
announcement to make at present.
St. Paul. Mimi, April 24.-Gover-
nor Burnquist issued a. statement to-
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24

Section 1 Of st. Paul's Episcopal
Guild will meet tomorrow (Thursday)
afternoon at the home of Mrs. W. H.
Alexander. $50 South Fifth street. for
a "Hooverized" social time. Menu
bers of the section, or other divisions
Of sthe guild%are invited to be present
with their knitting. f1ft Ff{T's e
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
Meht tn Ayeluy wood.

London. April 24.-The attack de-
livered late yesterday by the Ger
11nans northwest; of Albert was in thu
region Of ,Aveluy wood, Reuters cor
respondent at British headquarters
reports. The Germans left their
trenches after an intense artillery
barrage and advanced. in massed
waves. When they encountered the
British rifle and machine gun fire.
however, they retired without en-.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24

Eadden Was HERE. o. Fadden Of
sly dsy'a Hus xss f3e''''e'' visitor = vs.:
Nice Box Elder, shade trees for sale.
at half price; at Oscar wick's Nursery;
Minnesotas Point. East Grand Forks
On business Tnp-F. B. Feethan
left last night for Los Angeles, CAL,
where he will spend a few days att
tending to business matters. q
Fancy Onion Sets-All colors, 10c.
per quart. These sets are sold and
in ine shape: Grand Forks Seed CO.
ADJ.
Visits in City-stephen J:-Cowley
Of Great Falls, Mont. a former resi-
dent of this city, was a visitor here
yesterday.
Dance at Merriaeld Friday. April
rs. Music by the Larimore orchestra.
Everyhods come, Good time assured.
Alderman Returns Home-Alder-
man John L.. Hulteng returned this
morning from q. few days trip to Min
nearolis,4t. ~aN.r7
aHll-a. H4r.".. --A--a es4ai.aE
Cooley Returns-District Judge g.
M. Cooley returned last night from
Devils Lake. where. he has been pre-
siding at the district court during the
absence of c. w. Buttz.
Dance Mt Forest Riyer-FridaS,
April goth. Music by the famous
Finley orchestra and Beg Pipe band.
Come and dance to dance music.
You are invited.-Adv. @$E
Card Of Thallks-We wish to thank
our kind neighbours. and friends for
their kinl assistance and beautiful
doral offerings during our late be-
reavement and death of our beloved
father. s<Mrs. jeremiah Harrington
and children. -
Tic White Glover Dairy Farm 1.
now ready to deliver milk and cream
to anyone on the South Side. We
offer a pure Article produced under
50 ni.a-y ycond 'tions. TELEPHONE youl
o"ler To Ed. Douglas. Tri-State 432-L
ADV. IL fa y.
I wis,,s to ex-end my sincere thanks
to- the many friends. members. Rev
g. ID. I.ocklin and wife. for their loyal
support and appreciatiVe attendance
1T the Mrs. NJ. Moseley-W ithers
iraratic recital on last evening. Ac-
sept. also. my heartieat thanks for the
= handsoma snm OF fifty dollars
rho~,ss Mason. secretary. Grace NJ
E.. church. so3 Cherry street. .
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24

The Royal Neighbors will meet this
evening at 5 o'clock. in the I. O. o. F.
hall. A social time will follow the
business meeting.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24

st. Paul. Mimi, April 24.-Gover-
nor Burnquist issued a statement to-
day defending the Loyalty of Mime
sofa citizens, and paying particular.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24

On business Tnp-F. B. Feethanl
left last night for Los Angeles, Cal,
where he will spend few days at
tending to business matters. q
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24

Visits in City-stephen j.: Cowley
of Great Falls, Mont. a former resi-
dent of this city, vas a visitor here
yesterday. !.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24

Nice Box Elder, shade trees for sale.
at akalf price; at Oscar wick's Nursery;
Minnesota Point. East Grand Forks.-as
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24

Fancy Onion Sets-Al colors, 10c.
per quart. These sets are sold and
in fine shape. Grand Forks Seed Co.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24

Dance ut Merr;ifeld Friday, April
26. Music by the Larimore orchestra.
EVERYDAY come, Good time assured,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24
FOR COUNTY TREASURER.

Political Advertising.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24

Fadden Was Here. o. Fadden Of
Arvilla wa business visitor in the
city Tuesda,y9Y .ss
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24

Alderman Returns Home-Alder-
man John L.. Hulteng returned this
morning from a few days trip to MINI
neapoliS,. -. 9-4s4a& NJ -
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24

Cooley Returns-District Judge G..
NJ. Cooley returned last night from
Devils Lake. where he has been pre-
siding at the district court during the
absence of c. w. Ruttz.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24

Dance Mt Forest River-FridaS,
April goth. Music by the famous
Finley orchestra and Bag Pipe band.
Come and dance to dance music.
You are. iuNited,-Ady. Ga&
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-04-24

Tic White Clover Dairy Farm is
now ready to deliver milk and cream
to anyone on the South Side. We
offer a pure a~"ticie produced under
% ni.a.y. Scond lions. Telephone your
o"iAr to Ed. Douglas. Tri-State 432-L.
--AtV -. q. -. -. --E- ~
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-05-15
Increased Length of Life.

1t is a comfort to learn, on highest
authority. that the average man or
woman of the present generation lives
ten years longer than his or her great
grandparents.
There are several reasons why. Not
least important of them is the I'M
proved sanitary conditions of our mod
ern environment, which do not invite
disease.
We have mastered the great cpl
demic maladies, such as smallpox ana
the .sblack DEATH" In former times
smallpox annually killed 100000 per-
sons in Europe; and single epidemic
of bubonic plague swept away one
fourth of the population of that CONT
nent.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-05-15
HER "FRAME-UP" ON DOLLY
Small Girl Had Learned Early in Life
That There Are Times to Dodge
Responsibility.

The conversation in the lobby of a
Washington hotel turned to the subject
of lodging responsibility. when this
anecdote was fittingly related by Rep
resentative Frank d. Scott of Mich
igan:
Some time since a fond mother re-
turned from an Afternoon call and found
her ive-year-old daughter huddled up
in big armchair, crying bitterly.
why, Bessie" exclaimed the moth
er, taking the little one in her arms.
"what in the world is the matter?''
''Somefin dwelful has happened"
sobbed the youngster, nesting closer
to her mother, I'll"
That's all right, darling" coaxingly
responded the mother. Tell me all
about it,
1T was my dolly" was the fearful
explanation of Bessie. ''She dot away
from me and breaked dish in the
pantry"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-05-15
No Changes.

"Do YOU believe in telepathy?
No; we always have homeopath-
lie doctor"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-05-15
Says Pile Remedy
Worth $4,000 a Box.
Columbus Man Knows What He Is
Talking About.

'I have had itching piles ever since my
earliest recollection. l am So years old
and have suffered terribly. l have tried
many remedies and doctors, but no cure.
About weeks ago / saw your ad for
Peterson's Ointment. The first application
stopped all itching, and in three days all
and consider / am cured. You have my
heartfelt thanks and may everyone that
has this trouble see this and give Peter
sons Ointment, that is worth hundred
dollars or more box, trial. Sincerely
yours, A. Newth, Columbus, Ohio.
cit makes me feel proud to be able to
produce an ointment like that" says Pet
erson. mot only do I guarantee Peter
sons Ointment for old sores and wounds,
but for Eczema, Salt Rheum, Ulcers, Itch
ing Skin, Pimples, Blackheads and all
skin diseases. I put up a big box for 80
money back from your druggist If not
satisfied" Mail orders filled, charges pre-
paid by Peterson Bros, Buffalo, NY. Adv.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1918-05-15
Joke.

The other day a well-known music
hall artist was chatting to London
journalist whose paper is not always
to be relied upon for accuracy of state
mentS.
my dear fellow" the comedian said,
81 think that what you want is
bishop on your staff"
"a bishop! Why?" asked the jour
nalist in amaZement.
"Bebause," answered the other, with
a smile, "some of the statements in
your paper are in sore need of con-
firmation. "-Exchange