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The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

young sofa pillow can squeeze it into a Baby Doll shoe and make a man believe that she wears No. in stead of a No. '. But a fat man cant do it.
 Of course it is none of our busi- ness But we imagine that wo- man won't be happy in Heaven un- less she gets a new Halo every Easter.
 Using honeyed phrases in a love letter won't make your words any easier to swallow when the girl sues you for breach of promise.
 And we never knew an absent minded man who was that way so much that he could forget his trou bles
 We never knew an orator who could express himself with tongue and his hands the way a dog can express himself with his tail
 Right now an amateur gardener be lieves that the Kaiser is the biggest liar on earth. But about a month from now the amateur gardener will admit that the man who made the pictures in the Seed Catalogue is al most as big a liar as the Kaiser
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

No one who attended the hearing of the Shipping Board at Juneau doubt but that the steamship companies operating in Alaskan doing their best to give Alaska good service, and that there spirit among those in authority within the companies that assures cooperation among them toward steamship companies running vessels the Alas ka run that could make more money for them in other waters. It is said the Senator will make money for her owners in trip the Singapore run, where she is operating, than she has made in whole season in the Alaska It stated that she gets $60 ton for bringing rice from the Orient to the American Uacifc Coast as against rate of $3 ton before the war, increase of 1900 per cent.
 There is no doubt but that from the operators standpoint the rate to Alaska that tentatively put into effect April 16th than justifable
 It is equally that the standpoint of producer business man and wage earner in Alaska the rates too high already. Living and the cost of producing and doing business in Alaska is the danger point. MT. Bradley said the great mining companies with which he is connected are producing at loss, and it is close question to whether they should shut down. MT Goldstein said that the business of the Terri tory not making six per cent, and he doubt ful if they averaging four per cent. in profits The prevailing wages will hardly admit of a fur their increase in the cost of living.
 The whole question, adapt statement of Mr Kent. is whether not the traffic will bear the raise. If it cannot then the remedy clearly is government operation of the coastwise ships the basis and for the that it is operating the railroads This might cost the government money but Alaska is doing lot to support the govern ment. and she is worth saving.
 In the meantime, when considers the difficult ties people having elsewhere in getting transpor fortunate in having many vessels have the Alaska
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22
Luke McLuke Says

Luke McLuke Says
 Some marriages are more unhappy than others. But man has to be pretty badly henpecked before he will regard alimony as a bargain.
 The thoughtless man certainly has a heap to think about after it is too late.
 if we were as hard to discourage as is the Backbone of Winter. And maybe we would be about as popu lar.
 The Iron Cross seems to have lost it's punch and the Huns are petering out We suggest that Wilhelm, the All Highest, arrange to have the hand of baby, fixed so that it can be pinned to the coat and worn as a medal, selected as the new Hun batants. How those brave HunS would work to get decoration of that kind if it were known that the hand had been cut froi.- the arm of a French baby not more than two years old!
 Never laugh at a mans appearance nowadays. We know man of 60 who is wearing shabby. shiny suit because his boss is taking $15 out of the mans $25 weekly salary and applying it to the $1,000 worth of Liberty Bonds the man subscribed for.
 If you want to see the height of misery get a look at man the first night after he has sworn off smoking for keeps.
 A fat woman with foot like ]
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22
MEASURING AND PLEASING.

One of the pleasing incidents of the Shipping Board hearing in Juneau the statement O J. J. Kennedy that the Juneau Labor Union is direct ly opposite from the l. w. w. in practice and pa triotism. And the record of the organizations work in this city justifes MT. Kennedys contention. The Juneau Labor Union has shown that it s construc
 tive rather than destructive, stands for upbuding rather than tearing down. and it is patriotic to the 
 Good and great deal of it come from the TO- ganization of workmen a basis that adds dig nity to labor and makes workers a important force in the development of country and better conditions The l. w. and similar destructive and disoyal organizations which operate in the name of labor have done American workingmen a great deal of harm The average American workingman is a patriot and good citizen, and when patriotic work fngmen organize to promote the general welfare and patriotism, well as the condition of the members of the organization. they do a public service.
 The quiet and dignihed though quick and decisive response of MT. Kennedy to the question as to whether or not the Juneau Labor Union was con nected with the l. w w. cannot fail to have a re-
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22
ALWAYS NEW INFAMY.

There always to be still lower depth of nfamy attainable by the Huns. Because some body unknown stole some frcwood the German Gov ernor General of Belgium, a punishment for the theft. has down, in the villages of Schahen and WokkcLoom. the sugar ration of invalids and aged to an ounce week and of "nourrisous' '-infants-to thrcc and a half ounces. Furnishing babies, old peo- ple and sick theft committed by somebody else Is a new manifestation of German efficiency crossed on German "kultur.''
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

is charged with selling a quart of whiskey. Take look at my client, gentlemen. Do you honestly think that if he had a quart of whiskey he would sell it?" And the jury re piled as one man, Not Guilty"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22
Our Joe Miller Contest

Martin Daly claims that the oldest joke is the one about the Dootiesser who was arrested for selling whls- key in a Georgia town. The boot legger appeared in Court with Jag and red nose and at attorney. Ar ter the evidence was all in the boot legger's attorney arose ana said
 "Gentle2ica of the jury. my client
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22
Quaker Quips
Philadelphia Rccord)

Philadelphia RecOrd)
 The compliments of some people fall flat. but the average person will fall for flattery.
 Be on the level with everybody. Don't look up to a man who is apt to look down on you.
 Even the fellow who can't give good account of himself may hire press agent to do it.
 The ups and downs of some peo- pie consist principally of talking themselves up and running other people down.
 You never can tell, it isn't always
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

"I wish I knew some method where by l could make my money go a long way" said the Old Fogy.
 Why don't you mail it to Austral ia," asked the Grounch.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

The United States must borrow 1000, ,000, ,000 That is a serious matter, of course but the United States has something like 100 ,000 friends who are willing to loan all they spare situation which persons who to borrow money can but envy.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

That revolution in Russia whlch was to re- store the monarchy and put the little Czarevltch on he throne seems to have died a-born1n.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

The Kaiser was led believe that finding Liberty Rond buvers in America would be like finding nee dle in haystack It proved from his point of view like finding bones in shad.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22
Police

Quick is the word that makes hit Observed the spelling slicker; Just add a syllable to it,
 And you'll pronounce it quicker"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

assuring effect in this community, though those who are informed the subject already knew the facts to bc as he cd them.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22
BITS OF BY PLAY By Luke McLuke
 --: Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer
act

Fact I'm not fit to uncarth it; The cost of living never gets So high it isn't worth it.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

Emperor Karl must be anticipating his visit to the schoo- Philadelphia Ledger)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22
Mean Brute!

"A woman's life is filled with per plexities," sighed Mrs. Gabb.
 Yes" agreed MT. Gabb. She cant even decide. which complexion to wear half the time"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22
Modern Cursory Rhymes

Modern Cursory Rhymes Little French baby Wondered if maybe The Germans would do her no harm; Along came Hun Schneider, And soon as he spied her, He cut off her leg and arm.
 Wuxtree! Just a moment, please, while we announce that Sweet Payne lives in Concorn, N. C.
 Same Here Hammer says that dog is the only tale bearer he has any use for.
 Is That So? Bill has job in a powder mill, Ten week is all it pays; But when you work where William There's always a chance to get a raise. J. S. c. All Prohih ton Whiskey Is Wilmington Journel-RepublicanD "Fake Whsley Dangerous ex. claimed headline close to Luke's column. Amt all whiskey fake whiskcy?
 The shcrtest Pomc
 We
 Do
 Spise
 Flies.
 Bctcha! The bright-eyed young hunters are pretty good at catching the chickens But tho oll hunters can dress them better.
 Hooray!~ There wa3 fat woman named May With a shape like an old bale of hay, But Ghe lost a whole ounce, And was heard to announce Gee, Pm glad I'm wasting away.
 -Nuke McLuke) There was a thin gal named Marlar' For more flesh she was always slgher, Whenever she found That she'd gained a pound, She histed her skirts bit higher. -(Cedartown (Ga) Standard
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

Ii might prove that Henry Wattersons wish Tor the iohenzollerns not so vicious alter all fu- to's hell cannot be much worse than that winch IS h.ing orranrcd on earth for the rulers of Ger many.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

General Radcliffe says the side with the last re serves will win-and ours last but not least
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

It may yet be necessary for the Dutch to cap- ture Hoand.-( Indianapolis News)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22
Oh, SpIosh !

Name me your favorite tree" she
 cried, As she sat by young Drew; My favorite treo," young Drew re
 piled, "NTV f1yOrito trpp is VOW"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

Names Is Names May Pounds lives at Charlotte, N C
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22
Paw Knows Everything

Wille-Paw, name me a man who has a hazardous occupation?
 Paw-An innocent bystander, my son.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

Wouldn't it be funny if this shoul end with all the historians writing of Woodrow the Great Dalas News)
 Rut if won't unless one historian quits writing bofore tho war ends The Colonel only one really great American, and he him only in the mirror.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

Our Daily Special A Groundless Rumor Covers A Lot Of Ground
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

The fellow who gives away his friends must have more of them than he knows what to do with.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

the young man with good bring ing up that gets to the top.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22
Gobs of Gloom

Doom Brothers. the New Carlisle (Ohio) undertakers. have been ap pointed official planters for the Club
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22
MORE COOPERATION.

The action of the Juneau Commercial Association and the Juneau Labor Union in appointing commit tees to confer on the subject of Juneaus welfare is another move toward cooperation along right lines. The interests of all those who call Juneau home arc identical All are benefited when Juneau ad- vances Every forward movement for the city means additions to the opportunities of those of all Voca- tions Cooperation is the spirit of the hour.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22
Seattle Times.)

AMERICA ASSEMBLIES ITS VICTORY LEGlONS
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

You never can tell. Even the man who is his own worst enemy may have plenty of other friends.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

You never can tell, it isn't always
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22
Easy

My fayorite tree is yow."
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22
Wuxtree! |!

Just moment, please, while we announce that Sweet Payne lives in Concorn, N. C.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

Hammer says that a dog is the nly tale bearer he has any use for.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22
All Prohih ton Whiskey Is Journel-Republican)
The shcrtest Pomc
Bctcha

BctCha! The brighteyed young hunters are pretty good at catching the chickens. But tho oll hunters can dress them better.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-22

Miss Albrecht
 OSTEOPATH Swedish Massage, Medical Gym nastics. Expert treatment given in all cases requiring massage, diet and mechanical therapeutics. Room BOA, Lynda Hotel, Juneau
 PHONE 123
Cheyenne record., 1918-07-04
LEGAL NOTICES
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department n the Interior. U. S. La. Once
Lamar. Colo. Ju . IL. 1918
Notice Is hereby ven thai George W Strade.. OF
~. Cheyenne W, lis. Coo. w.io on March ls. 1915
made honest ad entry serial No. ol6459 for Lots
7-s.e-io-i3- .4-l5 and Is Section 6 township l6s
range +3w 9Th prime p,l meridian has filed notice
Of intention to make hnalthre. proofto establish
claim to the land above described before the Clerk
Of the District Court Of Cheyenne county Cheyenne
Wells. Colo. on the 9Th cay Of August 1918.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Charles Pfost. Samuel Adams. both Of Arapahoe.
Colo. Pias. Llswellyn r Sherman. both Of
Cheyenne Wells Colorado
Jun ~ aug et AL Beavers Register
Cheyenne record., 1918-07-04
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department Of the Interior U Land odies Il
Hugo. Cello. June 1th 1918
Notice Is hereby given that RobeH S. Murray oil
~ A. ana. olo who on July 7ih. 1913 naoe
homestead entry serial No ol%25l for Lots Nos
1S-lo-l7 ana le and en- March 3lst. 1915 mace
acditiona. entry serial No ol%5s2 for Lots I3-1<.
is and 20 section. 81 township las SAnxs Aew 9Th
principal meridian has filed hotes u intention to
make final three year .proof. to establish claim to
the land above described. before the Clerk Of the
District Court Of Cheyenne eounlv Colo at Cheyenne
Wells. Colo on July IS. 1918
Claimant names as witnesses
Adeoet Liseom. Edwin Liseom. both Of First View
Colo. william Lints. Oscar Garvik both Of chey-
enns Wells, Colo.
june 90 Jul ls 6ap JR Beavers, Register
Cheyenne record., 1918-07-04
STOCK BRANDS

Parties seeing stray stock with any
of the following brands, Please notify
the party to whom the brand belongs.
Cheyenne record., 1918-07-04
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department Of ths Interior. U. S. Land Once At
Hugo. Colo. June II. 1918.
otics b given that Carl l. johnson, Of chsy-
~ enns Wells, Colo. WIN on June 2. j 0ie. made
Homestead entry serial No oi42os for Lots 3-4-s-
6-il-l2-13 and - ssssion 2s township les range
+ew 9Th principal meridian. has nlsd notice Of in
tention to make final three year procf to establish
aim to the land above described before the Clerk
Of ne District Court Of Cheyenne county at chey-
enne welIs Colo. on the 25th day Of July 1918
Claimant names as witnesses
J.cob Harvey. Earnest Johnson. Del Liseom, Annie
Iscom. . ! Of Cheyenne Wells. Colo.
jun 80 j.l le Ftp J r Beavers. Register.
Cheyenne record., 1918-07-04
Norios t.,or Pub,ieario1A

Department Of the interior. U. S. Land of,es At
Hugo. Colo. May %. 1918
n Office Is hereby given that KAtheryno B. Brooks
N OF Cheyenne Wells. Colo. who on June S 1Sl s
made homestead entry serial No. OI4232 for Los
l-2-z and 8 tNE,s) section a. township l3s range
IS 9Th principal meridian has flsd notice OF in,sn-
tion to make nai three year proof. toss,absh claim
to the and above described. before the Register OF
Receiver Of the U. S. Land ofIies At Hugo, Colo on
the 2sfh day Of June 1919
Claimant names as witnesses:
Henry Lowary. Iyan oroff John Hinze. Mike Cain
all Of Cheyenne Wells. Colorado.
may % June ~ stp r Beavers. Register
Cheyenne record., 1918-07-04
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department Of the Interior. U. S. Land Once at
Hugo. Coio,. June II. 1918.
otica Is hereby given that Mike Cain OF Chey-
~ enne Wells. ~olo. who on February 16. 1915,
made Homestead Entry Serial Nc OF 4O2e for Lots
3-4-,-e-1i-i2-ia and - tW4) section ~ township
i3s range <sw 9Th principal meridian, has filed nc
tiee Of intention 10 make final three year proof
establish claim to the land above described bsiore
The Clerk Of the District Court Of Chsyenns county.
Colo. at Cheyenne Wells. Colo. on tho 24sh day Of
July 1918
claim,nt names as witnesses
John Ellis. John HIM Charles Randseksr. Henry
Lowary. all Of Cheyenne Vets. Colo.
Jun 2o-jui is stp r 6savsrs Register
Cheyenne record., 1918-07-04
NOTICE OF APPLICATION
To Lease State Lands,

Once OF the State Board Of Land Commissioners
Denver, Cole. Jui Q z. 1918
Notice is hereby given that J. N. HollenbauRh,
Az Whose pt stoffic alCfess IS Cheyenne Wells,
Colorado has made application No A. s4aI to lease
the following described school land. situate in chey
enne County. Io,crado. to-wt:
Al Of section So town las range As ".
Notice IS further hereby given that ali other per-
sons desiring 10 file an applicable to ,ease all or
any part OF this tract Of land must file same in this
office prior to July 8. 1918, as no other appli-
cation to Isase the above lands will be considered
after saio date.
RAYMOND MILLER,
President State Board Land Commissioner
First publication June 5 2o-27 luiy 4
Cheyenne record., 1918-07-04
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department Of the interior. U Land Once at
Hugo. Colo. May 2s 1918
n office Is herebv given that Albert A. Modem
~ hauer q Arena Coo.. who on October ! st.
1914. made HomeAsad Entry Serial No. M574s
Tor Lots 16-17-ls- 800 2i-22 and 23 (Sh)
section 8 6township l.s range 4ew sixth principal
meridian has filed notice Of intention to make fin. |
three year proof to establish claim to the land above
described. before the Register ana Receiver United
States Land Gf1ee at Hugo. Colo. on the lith day
Of July 9lS.
Claimant names as Witnesses:
Herman MoIdenhausr Ben Brown. Abe jackson.
Lloyd VanDuzer all Of Arena, Colo
Jun o-jui st r Beavers. REGISTER
Cheyenne record., 1918-07-04
NOTICE OF ADJUSTMENT DAY

Estate Of John G Marshall deceased No
All persons having claims sEainst said estate
are hereby notified 70 present thSnsives for I'D,
justment 70 tire County Court Of cheyenns county
Colorado. on the LIST day of July A. D. 1913.
CAROLINE C. MAksaALI4
lola AAsninistFatrix Of saia eststa.
Cheyenne record., 1918-07-04
Notice For Publication

Lamar. Coo. Ju. . IL. lse
N Office Is hereby given th,i LIewe!jvn r Sherman
~ Of Cheynce Wells, Colo. who on March .. sl5
made ,ome.ead entry ser :. Nc. olo6et for the Lots
~-o'. -S-s lo-ii ana section - township lbs
range +3w. 9Th principal meridian has filed notice
Of intention make na Ave year proof to establish
claim to the land described before the Clerk
OF the D strict Court OF Cheyenne county 1T Chez
,nne !" els Colorado on the 9Th day August 1919
Claimant names as witnesses.
George W Stradsr. Ben D Patt both Of Cheyenne
Wells Colo. Oh res 7 Pfest Samuel Adams. both
Of Arapah Q, Colo
jun2 aug 16 AL Beavers. Register.
Cheyenne record., 1918-07-04
Notice for Publication

Department Of the Interior. U Land of,.s At
Hugo Colorado June /. 1918.
Notice is hereby given that Hsrry Sebert Of
~ Cheyenne Wells. Colo. who on May 28lh i 9 5
made ,mestead entry serial No. oi4so7 fs r Lots
2-7-l and is and on June 10. 1915 made adoi,ion-
al om.stsad entry Serial No. oil230 for Lots Ia
sano I sec on u town ship ran !e IS sixth
principal meridian. has filed notice Of inten,iu. to
make Anal three year pro ts estab ish claim to tie
lana bovedeseribed oeors the .irrk Of District
Court n ard for Cheyenne county Colo. at Chey.
enns wells. Colo on the 22nd day Of July 1918.
Claimant names witnesses:
W. J. Van Doren. J. West John King Ed Wagner,
all Of Cheyenne Wells. Colorado.
iun 90 jul le St JR Beavers, Register
Cheyenne record., 1918-07-04
NOTICE. FOR PUBLICATION

Department Of the Interior U. S. Lend ONCE at
Hugo. Colo. May 2sth. 1918
Notice is hereby given that Lawrence A. Hickey,
~ OF cheyenne Wells. Coe.. who September
2ist. 1914 made Homestead Entry Serial No
oi.si5 for Lo,s 6-7 II and - section : town
ship las rang; 44w sixth principal meridian has
FLED note, CT Interior TO make final three year
proof % estaoisn cain to the land abo 10 deserib-
ed before the Clerk Of The District Count Of Chey-
enne county Ccio.. at Cheyenne Wells. Colo on the
18th. cay o Jily iale
ClaimSnt nsmes as Witnesses:
James ? Cah'll Herman Oelarla;,. Lu,h,r Wells
Wi i.m F. Williams, ali o: Cheyenne " els. olo
jun 8 jul II OF j r Beavers, Rcs.tsr
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1918-04-03
CleaningS
GATHERED FROM THE
HOME FIELD.
Buy a Liberty Loan Bond.

Buy a Liberty Loan Bond.
Go to the Bazaar-The Busy Store.
Oscar Carpenter. from near Stephen
was visitor in the city today
The Catholic Ladies' Aid will meet
with Mrs. n. 0. STADIUM on Thursday
April 18th.
Miss Nora Bake, who is teaching at
~Ssfgyle, spent Easter at the home of
her mother here.
Melvin Lerson is now employed in
the sales department of the Warren
Machine & Irons Works Company.
The Vega Young Peoples Society
will meet next Sunday evening at
eight o'clock. \ large attendance is
desired
Miss Emma Olson Of Argyle. ar
rived Wednesday evening to visit at
the home Of her sister Mrs. R. 3.
Taralseth.
Miss Grace Abrahamson returned
this morning from ST. Paul. where she
has been employed during the winter.
She was accompanied by her sister
Cora. who had spent a week visiting in
st: Paul. II
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1918-04-03
Buy a Liberty Loan Bond.


The County Board will meet on April
10Th.
Miss Olga Lokken spent Sunday at
the home of her parents in Crookston.
Dance at Radium Hall on Saturday
night. Music by the Warren orchestra.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. E. Thomas spent
Sunday at Euclid as the guests of Mrs.
Thomas parents
y. NJ. Anderson and Gotfrid Olson.
of Newfolden. were business visitors in
| the city last Thursday.
Miss Evelyn Lindgren of Hallock,
arrived Wednesday evening to visit at
the E. w. Dahlof home in this city.
Mrs. e. r. keZar and son David. left
| today for Crookston, where she will
Ehaust.
MOTHERS! Why not protect the
children by using milk from Tu-
berclin tested herd? P. Frost Spauld-
ing Farm Co.
Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore Duit from
near Radium. are happy over the birth
OF a fine baby girl, who arrived at
their home on March Is, 1913.
Miss Esther Highbery. who is one
OF the teachers at the lcal high school.
spent the Easter vacation with her
sister who lives near CrOokStOn.
Kentucky and Monitor Drills have
been sold in Warren for % years. If
YOU are in need Of drill and want the
best call on Lundgren, Wittensten &
Co.
Arthur Malm, who for number Of
years has been employed with the
Warren Auto Co.. has accepted posi-
! ton with the Sims Auto Co.. at Grand
; Forks
The H. NJ. Swanson family received
a telegram last Saturday informing
them that a fine baby girl had been
born to their daughter. Mrs. Pierson,
at Virginia, MIMI
Mrs. Ed. Fish. formerly Of Warren.
who was visiting her daughter. Mrs.
c. 0. Taylor and family, in Newfolden.
and also friends in Warren. last sum-
mer, passed away at the home of her
daughter, Mrs. Roy James. in Abel.
Iowa. on March the Sth. Deceased
leaves three daughters and their fam
ilys to mourn her loss. besides a host
OF friends. Peace be to her memory.