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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
Says Dodd's Kidney pills,
Wonderful Remedy

Mrs. Della Olson, of New London, Wis,
like many others, knows after experience
ing the use Of Dodd's Kidney Pills that
they are unexcelled. Here is what Mrs.
Olson recently wrote us:
ST suffered with rheumatism for years.
There was g. gravel deposit in the urine
and I had frequent headaches. I had
dark circles around my eyes and was al
ways tired. I bought box of your Dodd's
Kidney Pills and am glad did, for se-
cured quick relief and think they are
wonderful remedy
Mighty few people realize in time that
kidney trouble is making it's advances up
on their health. They put off treatment
they say, ooh, I'll be all right in day or
two" And the malady tightens its grip.
Result: Brights Disease, hospital treat
ment, doctors bills-often death.
When you have backache, dizziness, pain
in loins, stiffness in STOPPING or lifting,
spots before the eyes, sediment in secre-
tons, rheumatic pains, or swollen joints,
Immediately start toning the kidneys by
the regular use of the remedy endorsed by
hundreds of users-DODD'S Kidney Pills.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
DADDYS EWNIN(
AIRY TALL e.
~ MEDY CDAuAM RNNINER
BABY BEARS.
~ MARY GRAHAM BONNER

I'm the winter, at the start of the
new year." said Daddy, 'when Mother
Bear was sleeping and doing and
dreaming in her home back in the hole
Of big rock, the little bears arrived.
There were three babies and how
beautiful they were! They were not
able to see the world for their eyes
were closed. They were black, like
their mother and so soft and furry and
round.
They nestled up to their mother and
seemed to say, sOh, mother, what
would we do without your And the
mother loved them for their very help
lessness.
give weeks went by before they
opened their eyes, and then what a
wonderful world they saw. They were
still in their cave home, for the cold
weather had not passed and Mother
Black Bear was going to take no
chances with her babies.
'"They could not really walk at all.
Every time they tried to walk little,
they fell down. They did not know
how to balance themselves and their
legs didn't seem to be able to hold
them up.
'But each day they tried a little
more, and Mother Bear helped them,
for she had no intention of taking
them out of the cave until they could
walk.
"And in the cave she told them in
sleepy tones, for she was so very
sleepy, of all the things they must
guard against when they went out into
the world.
'sThe babies too were very sleepy
and they only had these lessons now
and again, for the sleep was making
them strong, and their mother had
eaten enough in the fall to do for the
winter for herself and for her babies
as well.
"Baby BEARS" the mother grunted,
and now they looked at her out Of their
baby eyes and seemed to say,
"sWould anyone ever hurt you? And
would we ever hurt anyone? Oh no,
we love to romp and sleep and eat.
We could never be wild and hunt
"But of course the mother knew bet
ter so she told them stories of adven-
lures she had had.
s'She taught them of the berries they
must eat and of the things which
would make them feel well and strong.
She also told them of the bad things
they must not tOuch-the things
Vuhio oh xxyorld mol "a +hnire 1iff1o f11nnain0
feel very miserable indeed and which
would make them quite, quite sick.
"And when. at last, they went out
of the cave, and saw the real world,
the trees and the forest paths, they
wanted to start off at once for adven-
lures, for the world looked SO mystic
rious and wondrous.
~But Mother Bear would not let
them start out alone, though suddenly
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25

or public dance halls or any other
place of public amusement.
Section 5. On each Monday begin
ming Jan. 81. 1913, and continuing up
to and including March %. 1918. no
fuel shall be burned for the purpose
Of heating rooms In which intoxicating
LIQUOR is sold or served on these days.
(Nothing in this regulation shall be
construed to forbid the heating of res
taurants. hotels or other places in
which meals are served. but in which
no intoxicating liquor is SOLO or served
on the said Mondays.)
Section 6. No fuel shall be burned
on any of the Mondays specified in the
foregoing section for the purpose of
supplying power for the movement Of
surface, elevated, subway or suburban
trains in excess of the amount used
on the Sunday previously thereto.
Section Z. Nothing in this regula-
ton shall be construed to apply or af-
feet the operation of any mine or
plant producing fuel nor shall this reg
ulation be construed to forbid the
heating ii said rooms or offices or sucn
portions of buildings as are used in
connection with production, trans
portation or distribution of fuel
Section 8. State fuel administrators
and their representatives. specifically au-
thorized so to do, are hereby empow-
cred to grant such relief as may be
essential to- prevent injury to health
or to prevent a disruption of or injury
to property by fire or freezing.
Section 8. This regulation is effec-
tive throughout the United States east
of the Mississippi river, including the
whole of the states of Louisiana and
Minnesota.
Section 10. Any person, firm, cor
poration or association which violates
or refuses to conform to the above
regulation may be liable to the penal
ty prescribed in the aforesaid act of
congress. FL. A. GARFIELD"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25

They Wanted to Start Off for Adven-
lures.
they seemed to feel they were quite
able to look after themselves.
".We won't get hurt, mother they
begged.
.sDo you want to leave your old
mother?' the black bear asked.
's'We love you, mother, but we want
to see the world they said.
sand they would have escaped that
moment and gone off, but Mother Bear
saved them from the big mans gun.
Bang went the gun, and Mother Bear
received slight wound.
ssThe baby bears were around her
In a flash, but mother bear was safe
for the man with the gun had hurried
~ gone when he had seen how near the
old bear was. And he had seen her
teeth and had almost been able to feel
them!
"And the babies knew their teeth
would never have done. They, too, had
had a glimpse of their mothers anger
and their mothers strength.
"And as they licked the wound they
said,
eve won't leave you, mother bear.
We don't know the world as yet
"And Mother Black Bear groaned
with the hurt from the slight wound
in her shoulder, but still more she
grunted with pleasure for her babies
had seen that they still needed their
mother.
"And oh, Mother Black Bear did love
her little mischievous black babies,
and she was even glad of her wound
for it showed the cubs their teeth
would never have frightened anyone
away, and that they still needed their
mother in this big world where all
creatures struggled SO to live!''
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
Elsie Had the Idea, Anyhow.

Elsie came home from school be-
fore the holidays with her little nose
tilted at an angle that her mother rec
ognized Immediately was to register
deep, irreconcilable scorn. Her mother
of course asked the questions that
would bring forth an explanation.
"Oh, it's Hilda; believe me I'm not
going to play with her any more said
the aggrieved one.
"Why, 1 thought Hilda was one OF
your best friends. What has she done
to you?"
NShe hasn't done anything. It's her
father. He was born in Germany and
he's never taken out his civilization pa
pers.'
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
HITS 1000 BADGER PLANTS.
Effect of Closing Order Felt by 100000
Workers in the State.

Effect OF Closing Order Felt by 100000
Workers in the State.
Madison, Wis.-About two hundred
and thirty thousand Wisconsin work
ers will be affected by Fuel Admins
traitor Garfeld's order, according to E.
E.. Witte, secretary of the Wisconsin
industrial commission. It will hit
some 1000 plants in the state paying
wages of $1O,4OO,0O0 for the thirteen
days included in the order.
Nearly $500 plants in Milwaukee,
with 125,000 employees, will be closed
during the prescribed period. One OF
the regions that will be greatly at.
fected is the Fox river valley with
many factories. In Madison fourteen
large factories and dozen small ones
will be affected, employing roughly
10000 hands, with daily payroll of at
least $4,000 In Sheboygan the order
will affect 1872 industries and 8,056
workers.
Sixtytwo hundred Beloit workmen
are affected by the edict. Several
shops have big stocks of fuel. The
Fairbanks-Morse company has been
furnishing 100 tons daily to workmen.
The order will force 5000 La Crosse
working men to be idle, according to
the estimate of the fuel administrator
there.
In Racine it is estimated that there
are $4,000 hands employed by the 212
factories coming under the order. The
county council of defense there hopes
to get permission for the factories
working on government orders to con-
tinue on them alone. The Horlick
Matted Milk plant and the Wisconsin
condensery at Burlington are sup
posed to be in the excepted class.
In the Michigan copper country APP
proximately twenty mining companies
and 10000 employees in a community OF
100000 people are affected. An effort
is being made to secure exemption for
the copper mining companies from the
order.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
"COId In the Head's

liz an acute attack Of Nasal Catarrh. Per-
in the head" will find that the use of
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE win
build up the System, cleanse the Blood
and render them less liable to colds.
Repeated attacks of Acute Catarrh may
lead to Chronic Catarrh.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is TAX
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
All Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
$4,000 for any case of catarrh that
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will not
F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25

and my troubles caused by that weak
ness are thing of the past. All women
who suffer as did should try Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. p
Mrs. JAS. RoHRBERG, $40 Knapp ST.,
N. S., Pittsburgh, Pa.
Women who suffer from any form of
weakness, as indicated by displacements,
Inflammation, liberation, Irregularities,
backache, headaches, nervousness OK
the blues, should accept Mrs. Rohr-
berg's suggestion and give Lydia 3.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound q
thorough trial.
For over forty years it has been
correcting such ailments. If you have
mysterious complications write for
advice to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
A Misleading.

Cleveland Moffett of the citizens
vigilance committee of New York, said
at luncheon:
1.-THE chap who calls the selective
service unconstitutional misreads the
preachers text.
"'What was the text? her father
asked the little girl as he carved the
Sunday roast.
''Oh, papar she said in a shocked
voice, it was-Abdomen Abdomen, my
son Abdomen 7 Philadelphia Bulle-
tin.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
Good Advice.

"Have you ever borrowed any money
from Glithering?''
mo-
"Tve been acquainted with him for
some time. believe I'll ask him to lend
me $10.''
81 wouldn't if were you"
"Why not?''
ITO my personal knowledge Glith-
ering has had the same umbrella for
six or seven years. If he can hold on
to an umbrella like that you'd have a
fat chance to separate him from So"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
Beat Out the Others.

The world generally gives it's admi-
ration, not to the man who does what
nobody else ever attempts to do, but
to the man who does best what multi
tudes do well.-Macaulay
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
cuticura Stops Itching.

The Soap to cleanse and Ointment to
soothe and heal most forms of itching,
burning skin and scalp affections.
Ideal for toilet use. For free samples
address, "Cuticura, Dept. K, Boston"
Sold by druggists and by mail. Soap
%, Ointment % and 50.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
Motorists Resentment.

"Have you studied economy in the
homer" EYES," replied Mr.. Chuggins.
I'm tired of paying out all this money
20 keep up a cooking range, instead OF
amending it for gasoline"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
In Convict Garb.

Little Irene had gone to the zoo with
her mother one afternoon. AS they
came to the zebra she exclaimed:
Mother. look at the horse with the
prisoners coat on"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
Msafetx First"

"Now, Willie, where was your father
last night? Come, you must tell me
the truth" Willie-"I guess not, moth
er. You can't punish me as hard as
he Life.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25

a WGdhI10SS Wu4Cn
caused back ach g
and headaches. A
friend called my
attention to one of
your new spaper
advertisements and
i'm m edia tely my
husband bough t
three bottles Of
Lydia E. Pinkham's
v e g e bic Com
pound for me.
After taking two
hofflea I felt fine
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
Good Reason.

maria, you'll never be able to drive
that nail with fat-iron. For heavens
sakes use your head" admonished Mr..
Stubkins. And then he wondered why
she would not speak to him the rest
of the day.-Puck.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
How L-onq7

Mother" said Freddie as he laid
down paper telling of the success Of
the French army, how long would a
fellow have to study to become a
Frenchman, if he had lot of talent?"
Youths Companion.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
Devotion,

Alice-Why are you taking up bot,
any? Kitty-Because my fiance is
interested in a plant of some kind and
! want to be able to converse intelli-
gently with him about his business
Brooklyn Citizen.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
original little liver pills put up 40 years
ago They regulate liver and bowels. AID.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
Different Tastes.

81 like to subdue horse Of spirit. !"
sid rather put down pony of bran
dy."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25

The reported glorious work Of the
tanks" makes the fat militiamen step
high.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
Boy. PAGE Hoover.

'sWhy did they pinch Terry Toad?"
"Oh, he simply wouldn't observe fly
less. day."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
Historical Competition.

Julius Caesar cut his matrimonial
Gordian knots with celebrity"
'sHenry VIII beat him to It; he cut
his with an ak"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25

Piles Cured in to IA Days
Druggists refund money If PAZO OINTMENT fails
to cure Itching Blind, Bleeding ProtruGing Piles.
First application gives relief. bOc.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25

Some people spend a lot of time
regretting things that never happen.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25

Russia has found herself, but
doesn't know what to do with the dis
covery.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
TWO BADGERS Get Commissions.

TWO DduyGFS Get OUfIITfIISSTUISs
Washington - John Henry Cater
dam, of La Crosse, and Walter Leo
Mcnamara, of Mauston, were awarded
commissions as first lie'!.enants in
the dental reserve.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1918-01-25
HUSBAND
SAVES WIFE
From Suffering by Getting
Her Lydia E. Pinkharn's
Vegetable Compound.

Pittsburgh, Pa" For many months
] was not able to do my work owing to
The Washington times., 1918-07-27
Poison.

terrible, cannot understand why"
She broke of suddenly-"Ten me
all that happened, Lillian"
In a few words Lillian told her
own experience OF the night
at was a vapor that filled the
ROOM" she said. II don't know
whence 1t came or what IL was. 1
thought, while was sitting read
ing, that the atmosphere Of the
room was very close, and I grad
ually got so sleepy that I could
hardly keep my eyes open. What I
really noticed first was the strange
perfume In the room; II was heavy.
like incense, though there was
nothing visible. Have you ever
smelt it, Esther"
Esther shook her head.
81 must have succumbed to II at
once" she said. Sometimes after I
woke up, I have thought that the
room was very close. Ny maid has
noticed II, too, when she has called
me in the morning. And so It was
q drug that caused all those strage
dreams. What devilish work! Do
you think'-she lowered her voice
and looked about her fearfully-
do you think they meant to poison
me, Lilian?"
Il cannot explain the object. It
does not look as IL this trick were
played with any intent to do you
immediate physical harm. You have
been under the influence of these
fumes ten times now, have you
not?"
Hardly that Perhaps eight"
"And you think there might be q
tendency to acquire a liking for the
kind Of dreams which the drug in
duces!"
The Washington times., 1918-07-27
Foch,s Private Life.

In an intimate character sketch
Of General Foeh by/M- Rene Bar
jean, the interesting statement y
made that the name Of the gem
erSlissimo Is Of Celtic origin.
sFoex," which means ''nre." and
that he has the blue eyes OF the
Celt.
Foch, before the war. divided his
time between his family and read
ing and sport HIS favorite read
ing is history. He loves the works
OF the old French composers, has q
passion for antique furniture, and
Is particularly fond Of trees.
His tastes are simple He eats
sparingly, drinks wine and eonse,
but no spirits. and smokes small
cigars He fnds IL necessary to
light every cigar i've or six times,
and keeps an electric lighter In his
motor car.
The Keneralissimo's favorfte rec
reation Is horse exercise. He IL
particularly attached to q thor
oughbred which he bought q year
before the war, and which Is with
him wherever he goes.
The Washington times., 1918-07-27

Thus she arEnued with herself,
though. In her heart. she was fully con-
WINGED that the ''evfl influence" OF
Adderley-as she herself had describ-
ed it-had in some. way been brought
The atmosphere in the room was
very heavy. She felt oppressed by 1t,
and desire for sleep came upon her.
What need was there to watch all
night II any danger threatened she
would be instantly awakened by It
Probably Il was in her desire for sleep
that she had been so long arguing to
herself that her fears were exagger-
ated Her eyes closed, and 1t was
with difficulty that she tore the lids
apart
She ar6se and walked up and down
the room. but she feared that this &C
ton might disturb Esther.
She felt very languid and heavy,
overcome by an almost ire
Gistible desire to sleep. There
seemed, too. to be q strange per-
fume in the air, a sweet exotic
scent that had about IT q subtle
suggestion Of the ast.
Suddenly Lillian noticed that the
name OF the. lamp was almost con-
eealed from her; IL was as IL the
room was filled with heavy fumes
which could be OWNED rather than
seen Her limbs were languld; she
felt incapable Of action. She knew
that she ought to throw open the
door or window; in Imagination
abe saw herself doing SO.
In reality she dragged herself
across tie room toward the IRE,
and here she fell into q chair, and
sleep oVercame here.
The Washington times., 1918-07-27
ADVICE TO THE
LOVELORN
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX.
A Snob!
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:

DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
am sixteen and am consider
ed good looking and can con-
verse we'll lam working as
bookkeeper and typist at present
in a downtown office, making
Sl4 per week.
am under the impression that
am a daughter OF God, just as
well as the rich girl is. am not
poor. but at the same time I am
not rich. We (our family have
enough to eat and clothe our
selves, but we haven't enough to
have anything luxurious. II is
always my wish to meet some
rich young boys and girls Now
please tell me how / can do this.
1 have one rich uncle. and he
thinks he is different because he
has more money. X
Your trouble is easy to diagnose.
You are a snob! OF course you are
a daughter OF God as well as are
the wealthy, but so are the other
people in moderate circumstances
away from whom you wish to
climb. Suppose you work. work
hard, try to improve yourself and
to learn to love beauty and char
acter instead OF money. Coming
in contact with rich people won't
bring you one thing, because just
now you can only attract second
rate mediocre people. Make your
self first class Study and improve
your mind. Do a bit of war work
Try to get on in your office and
don't condemn yourself to the ugly
poverty of ignorance and snobbery.
The Washington times., 1918-07-27
BObbie and
His Pa
BY william r. Kirk. .

n A took Ma 4 me to eet IN .
resterant last mite, We
1 doant go to resterants vary
much beelaus Pa likes TO eet At
hoam ware he can talk his cote on
II IL Is hot. he sed.
The Waiter brot sum water q
looked at rs like our teecher looks
at us wen she Is tired.
Pa toald the Waiter what we
wanted & the Waiter sed The Long
Hand Duckling Is vary nne-
Who Is this Long Hand Duckling
he toald you about. sed Ma wen
the Waiter went to get our Food
Rite here on the Bill OF Fair Sed
Pa, marked two dollars a porshun-
What is q porshun. asked Pa
1t Is a term used in these here
palaces Of Provinder. sed Pa A
porshun Is y Of q frackshun, sed
Pa In other words. a porshun 10
nothing to speek of. 1 am Citing
less & less OF q Diner Out, sed Pa
1 am a crate hoam body around
Meal Time. sed Pa
The Waiter brot our dinner q
stood thare looking out OF the win
dow.
You may 20, James, sed Pa
You newer can tell about these
gents, sed Pa after the Waiter hAd
went He mite be a German Coune,
sed Pa. trying to git a ear full It
would be hard for him to reemem$
Der a ear full. BY the size Of his
awnings, sed Pa
feel neryus wen you talk that
way, sed Ma Sumtimes think
will newer 20 out & eet any moar.
One newer knows with whom one
Is rubbing shoulders with, ma SEQ
But this dinner tastes good Tor
change from my own cooking SEQ
Ma
II Is certainly . change from
vure cooking, sed Pa, but IT tsent
any yelcum change You have
spoiIt me for Getting out, sed Pa
There was a gurl singing q song
at one Of the labels. She was sing
ing Il for her Bo, guess. but the
peepul at the other labels cud hear
IL. 1t was sumthing about SKIP
Hop & Over the Top.
What a lot of War Songs one
heers nowadays, sed Ma
Yes indeed, sed Pa, War Songs
helms to win the war. / herd one
yesterday. sed Pa, that maoe me
want to nte. The gent wieh rots H.
sed Pa, had tried to maik Aero
plane rime with Pershing. said Pa
But 1t will do good, sed Pa, that
song. Everybody that evVer heers
IL will want to fite, sed Pa
1 had a lot OF fun Getting at that
restaurant, beekaus there was so
much to see & hear eeven IL there
EgWnN
wen l am hungry l will eet Al
hoam, beekaus them Porshuns wich
the waiter brot to US was so httel
that cuddent hardly see them.
In the old days, sed Pa, ] used to
like to git a Squair Meel at one OF
these Getting places, but the meels
wieh we git now are very oolong.
sed Pa, this peece OF roast beef Is
biIt Iik a kite string, sed Pa
Thare Is no plaice like hOam At
dinner time