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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

WueH ne WdHCS 10 put HIS HdIluS III n1o
pockets" WoofI-Ex.
Mrs. Todd: "Jack, get the window
pole and measure the length of the
ROOM"
Jack: 81 can measure that with my
feet. don't need any window pole"
JUNE: "Mrs. Todd, someone has
swiped my English paper"
Mrs. Todd: "What an elegant ex-
preston"
is" began Tommy.
81 am" corrected the teacher
promptly.
81 am the ninth letter in the alpha
bet" finished Tommy.-Ex.
Miss Pitchford: Don't have mind
like that hour glass"
Henrietta: "No, ma'am; mine does
not last that long"
"Give the meaning of perverse."
Josselyn: "a dog running backward
would be perverse dog"
Mrs. Todd: "Give the classes of PEG
pie who live in the United States"
Alma: "White and black"
Answer: "Citizens and aliens"
Mrs. Todd: "Give the difference be
tween insure and secure"
John: Ensure means secure"
Mrs. Todd: "And the meaning o.
secure ?"
John: Ensure"
Mrs. Todd: "Defne home mixing"
JUNE: cit is the act of mixing your
self"
The eighth grade had exams las
week and Monday in this week. Mrs
Tod says to Hooverize on fuel, cloth
ing, food and the like, but she doesn'
believe in Hooverizing on the exam
ination paper.
wanted 10
Hubby: my wife's gone to tn
West Indies"
Friend: Jamaica?
Hub: mo! She wanted to."-Ex.
$50
Times of logic all remind US
We can make our lives sublime,
! And by asking many questions
Take up all the teachers time.-Ex.
*%&
"What Bible verses best describ
the freshman ?"
'sThey toll not neither do they spin
yet Solomon in all his glory was no
arrayed like one of these. Eek.
Question: When is the left foot tn
right foot, and the right foot tn
wrong foot?
Answer: Stepping off in drill
Sam: "Miss Mays, why do they ca
the Middle Ages the Dark Ages 2"
Patsey: 81 know; because they ha
so many (k)nights."
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

Mann in the 'sNeue Rundschau" Mo-
vember. 1914.
.Das Kulturideal under der Krieg
DID. Ills 31-32. 81. los. lao.
Works of Frederick Berlin Ed
1s4s
speech from the throne. April IL.
1s47
Proclamation Of the Army Of the
East, 1914.
The Kafser's speech to the Chinese
Expeditionary force, July 81. 1900.
General Won der GoItz, Ten IRON
Commandments OF the German soldiers.
Orders OF the Day. Aug Is, 1914.
Johann Wenger. Peronne. March 10,
1915.
= Waiter Bloem In the .KolnIsch zsis-
| ung." Feb. 10. 1915.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

Days of the Week
When early morn begins to break
As frosty zephyrs whiz,
You stop and ask as you awake
Just 0whatless day" this is.
Washington Star.
Would-be-contrib "Can you use a
poem on Our Daily Bread
Editor without looking up): mo
what we want on our daily bread Is
BUTTER Transcript.
First Moth: "Oh, I'm so tired this
morning"
Second Moth: "Up late last night =
First Moth: eyes, was at cam.
phor ball. ".Philadelphia Record.
Pretty Tall
A fish in Company E and another
slime were "blowing" about the stand
ard height of men they knew.
"Why,D said the first fish, II knew
a man who was so tall that he coult
light his pipe at a lamp post"
Nothing at ALL" retorted the sec
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

Remember our Red Cross meeting
for next Monda ynight, April Is. We
have very interesting program and
hope to have large and enthusiastic
attendance.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

Florida and Spanish Peanut Seed
for spring planting. Ocala Seed
Store. s-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13
pHUNNY AND PHANcY
(ocaleean Ensign)
A Fountain of Youth

A Fountain or Youth
There was boy by the name of
Klock,
He had a head just like rock.
A bit of work by him was never done,
The only thing he ever thought of
was fun.
With the school quartet he vainiy
tried to sing,
But in this line he never did a thing.
Some people thought he was in pain,
But others knew he was insane.
Take a Hint and Send News Items
If you have a bit of news,
Send it In.
Or joke that will amuse,
Send it in.
A story that is true,
An incident that's new;
We want to hear from you!
Send it In.
Will your story make US laugh?
Send it In.
Never mind about your style,
If it's only worth the while,
And will make the reader smile,
Send it in.
Aunt Elvira rushed into the house,
hysterical.
"I've lost my hearing;;" she shouted.
"You have?" her frightened sister
shouted back. "How do you know?"
tSee that man out there playing
that hand organ? Well, / can't hear a
single motel" and Aunt Alvira wept
afresh.
"That's a moving picture photo
grapher at work." snapped her sis
ter.-Daily Press.
During the lesson one afternoon a
violent thunderstorm arose, and to
lessen the fright of the children the
teacher began telling of the wonders
of the elements. "And now, Jimmy
she asked, "why is it that lightning
never strikes twice in the same
placer" Because" said Jimmy con-
fidently, "after it hits once, the same
place amt there any more. "-Ex.
The greatest challenge of the TWEEN
tieth century is not one of arms but
of culture. How can the world keep
its best through this tragedy of blood
and despair? That it will somehow, is
a foregone conclusion, for humanity
is brave and progressive after all; but
each must "do his bit" if reconstruc-
ton is to come soon.
%&s
| Roscoe Kolliner: "My brother
bought car the other day but
can't think of the name. / think il
starts with T."
Fred Rayner: at must be Ford.
Roscoe: "Why?"
Fred: "Cause all the other car:
start with gasoline. The Florida
Alligator.
Two boys speaking of alarm clocks
Leonard: at takes Big Ben t.
wake me up"
Reggie: at takes something bigger
than that to wake me"
Leonard: cit takes a big George
for YOU"
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ond slime, sSunny Brooks is so tall
that he has to get down ON his knees
when he wants to put his hands in his
pockets" Woof!-Ex.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1918-04-13

Our toilet articles are the best to be
had at any price. Try them and Fbuy
war savings stamps" with the saw
ings. The Court Pharmacy. Il
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BRITISH STILL FEAR
| RETURN OF KAISER
Public Demands That Effec-
tuoI Rors Be Raised.
Special Gable Despatch to THE SrS.
Copyright, 1915; all rights reserued.


LONDON, Nov. 20.--Nlne out of every
tsn persons In England are insistent In
1.-THE demand that the ex-Kaiser be Inn
Sprisoned. or in some other way rende:e ed
unable to further additional crimes
against humanity.
The Evening Globe, after questioning
whether the Kaiser really signed abdica-
ztion papers, says:
Il THE German Government cannot be
popular, and must in any case accept a
great deal Of responsibility that Is ex-
ytremely distasteful 10 the great mass of
tGermans. The Government may be I'M
labie to preserve order In these circum-
stances.
How long will 1t be, in these cl.cum-
lstances, before the Germans begin to
think with regret Of the orderly regime
tof the HohenEollerns and wish for its
Restoration? II is vital to all OF US that
Europe should not be upset again, and II
seems little short of suicidal to leave
the Kaiser whe.e he may return any mo-
sment after having successfully passed to
khis creatures In Berlin the odium OF the
iefeat and disgrace"
Dealing with the case OF the Neither
Hands Government In having gone out OF
hts way to provide an asylum for the
BFlaiser, the Globe continues:
1T Is absurd in n case like this to
frust to a polite request to the Dutch
Government They should be told in NO
uncertain terms that the Allies do not
propose to stand for any nonsense, and
That the Kaiser either must be surren-
sdered or moved. As long as the Kaisel
fs In Holland and Macmillan and Hin
tlenburg are In Berlin the peace of Eu.
i'ope is unsafe"
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SENATE WANTS SAY
IN PEACE FARLEY
Continued from First Page.

however. that they were absolutely Gin
fog regarding It. They are fearful
that II will not be before the President
reaches Paris that his views will become
known.
II was reiterated to-day that the Presi-
dent would not attend the formal sessions
OF, the peace conference and that he fully
Intended to be back by the time all the
big appropriation bills and other impor-
tant legislation had gone through both
houses. His sole idea is to attend the
preliminary conferences only, and the
iptimation was conveyed to. the Senators
who called on him last night that re-
quest for his presence at these had come
from high sources abroad.
Il 10 known that the President had n
message from Clemenceau and he 10
supposed to have referred to this. Many
Senators, Il was evident to-day, had
not been swayed by what the President
said at the White House conference from
the conviction they have held that the
Presidents trip Is III advised.
object to Government by Cable.
s The idea OF government by, cable to
many Of them Is particularly repugnant.
But It 10 realised that these septiments
eannot change the plan of the President
now. Curiosity as TO the transaction
Of the routine executive business was
stiil rife. The Presidents signature Ia
required many times during the day on
restoration and withdrawal of public
lands. on commissions, estimates and
pardon cases. Such business cannot be
transacted by cable inasmuch as ID re-
quires the Presidents official signature.
No plans have yet been made at the
waite House for handling such matters,
W Arrangements for the trip went on to.
day in various ways. Secretary Dam
iels has been entrusted with providing
suitable ma val escort for the ship that
carries the President and party A large
cruiser with smaller vessels will prob
ably be sent
a It is now believed that the number Of
delegates will be seven II not more. Tn,
name. OF Henry White was mentioned
al possible delegate. but II Is SAID
that practically all names are so far bu
tentative. Henry White former Am
bassador TO France. has represented tn,
Emitted States at previous internstiona
conferences and IL a diplomat OF wild,
experience In European affairs.
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POLES BATTLE HARD
TO REGAIN LEMBERG
Allies May Act to Curb
Ukroinians in Galicio.

LONDON. Nov. 20.-Slnce the capture
of I>emberg. the capital OF Galicia. by
the Ukrainians on November l fighting
has continued there between the Ukral-
mans and the Poles without cessation,
according TO Austrian newspapers quoted
in a Vienna despatch dated Monday to
the Daily Nal.
Lemberg was taken by surprise. Polish
legions attempted to Tecapture the city:
Both sides are using artillery and Ger
man officers are helping the Ukrainlans
All traffic to and from Lemberg has been
stopped and the residents are unable to
leave their homes.
The rattle of machine guns has been
continuous and there was fierce fighting
for possession OF the town hall. post
Office, Diet building and Governors pal
ace. parts OF the buildings being de-
stroyed.
The Ukrainians outnumber the Poles.
and II was declared in Vienna on Mon
day that Lemberg was entirely in tho
hands OF the Ukrainians,
The Ukrainians have also captured
CEernowitz. capital OF Bukowina. and
Boleslav, while fighting Is in progress at
b PrLemysl Kolomea and Stanislau.
The correspondent says the fighting In
Galicia seems to be n case for allied
Intervention.
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an the gun crews took up their stations
ready for any possible treachery. The
leading destroyer. In response to sig
nal from the Admiral. turned and led
the way toward England and the sub
marines were ordered TO follow. They
Immediately did SO. The surrender had
besn accomplished.
Each cruiser turned and keeping .
careful lookout steamed toward Har-
tIch. Or one OF the largest OF the tub-
marines, which carried two SO guns,
twenty.three oficers and men were
counted on the deck. The craft was es-
timated to be nearly 800 feet in length.
Its number had been painted out
An Impressive Spectacle.
Near the iigntship three large British
seaplanes, followed by an airship. were
observed. The HArwich forces AMI the
seaplanes and airship made most inn
pressive Mtht One OF the submarines
was seen to send UP couple of carrier
pigeons and at once signal was flashed
from tho Admiral that It had no right
to do thia
When the ships had cleared the mine
field and entered the war channel the
'paravanes' wero hauled aboard. On
reaching a point some twenty miles or
Harwioh the ships dropped anchor and
Capt Addison came out on the warship
Maidstone.
ssBritish crews were then put on board
The submarines to take them into her-
Dor. With the exception OF the engine
staffs all the German sailors renamed
ON deck. The submarines were then
takef1 through the gates Of the harbor
md the German crews were transferred
TO the transports which will take them
back to Germany.
ha
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WOUNDED AMERICANS IN ME-z.
Y. NJ. c. A. Rushes Supplies to
Fifty Neglected Men.

PARIS. Nov. 2o.-Fifty American
wounded prisoners were found in Metz.
The Young Mems Christian Association
took charge of, them.
willard williams, New York. and DR.
Dunning. Portland. Me-, Y. NJ. c. A.
workers, were the first Americans to en-
ter Metz, Selma somerville and Tracy
L'Engle. New York. and J. Z. Hill. Iowa
women Y. NJ. C. A. workers. arriving
later.
Twelve walking cases we're transported
10 Nancy. supplies OF chocolate and
other things were rushed to Metz for
the American wounded. who had received
little attention. Two of the walking
cases are Harry zuckerman. 30 Seventh
street. New York. and D. Ferreira. Hay.
ward. Cal.
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FRENCH REACH RHINE;
OCCUPY NEU, BRISACH
Are ALSO Within Short Dis
toncs of Sfrossburg.

PARIS, Nov. 20.--The official state
ment on the advance OF the French
troops, issued to-day. says:
Our troops to-day moving on their left
beyond Givet, pushed their advanced
posts on tho line OF Wahcennes.
Frometres and Massoudre, Eight thou
ana allied prisoners were concen-
trated at oivet. and important war
material was found there, including
batteries, tanks ana machine guns.
Further east we occupied the towns
Of Neufchateau ana Etalle, where our
entry wAs greeted with great mani
festations of sympathy.
The line reached BY the heads OF
the columns to-day IL marked by YER
lain, Lonslisr, rfosiiss and Habay la
Visile.
In Lorraine we have pushed for
ward attachments to st. Avoid. Ko-
chern, Forbach and sarrebruck (Saar-
brucken).
In Alsacd our troops have. reached
Obernay. southwest OF Strassburg.
on the left bank OF the Rhine we
have occupied Neu Brisaoh and Hun
ingue St Louis (Hunnineen). Every
where there were joyful MANIFESTO
tons evidencing the attachment OF the
populations TO France.
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The Bursomaster was loudly cheered
when he entered the hall and took his
seat at the Aldermen's table.
Burgomaster Max's speech largely was
10 those officers who had replaced him
during his absence and who maintained
dignity and flrmness in the face of the
arrogance Of insolent soldiers, who
thought everything was permissible until
their tyranny got the answer II de-
served"
lie said he was almost tempted to say
that he did not regret the aggression
Belgium had suffered, because II per
mltted her 10 safeguard her honor and
to acquire immortal glory"
All Belgians, he continued, approached
the task Of rebuilding their country with
pride, hope and Joy. The workers would
find In such remunerative labor COM
pensation for all their sufferings.
Later the Burgomaster went to the
balcony and addressed an immense
throng gathered before the building. He
said he thanked the population OF Brus-
sells for its dignlfled behavior during the
German occupation.
The fire In the east-central portion of
Brussels resulting from explosions Mt the
Midi station lasted eight hours and all
the buildings In the streets nearest the
station are In ruins. The region near the
station has been evacuated In n radius
OF more. than one mile. ..
ANTwERr, Nov. 2o.--King Albert made
his entry into Antwerp yesterday. His
progress into and about the city was en-
Enthusiastically cheered everywhere
A TIE Deum at the cathedral was at
tended by the King. who Rfterward rode
in an automobile 20 the various sections
Of the town: He left at o'clock in the
afternoon.
The citizens OF Antwerp gave up the
day to rejoicing over their liberation
and the return of their monarch. No
signs OF war were apparent. The shops
Of the city we're open and apparently
well stocked with goods.
The immense crowds which greeted
the King on his triumphal entry and ac-
claimed his coming vociferously included
many Dutch citizens and q sprifkling of
released British, French and italian pris-
oners.
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Early welcome Prepared.

These preparations were made last
night after the departure OF the Ger.
mans. and to-day every inhsbitant OF
the city, with the exception OF those OF
German origin, was out early in readi-
ness to receive Marshal Petain.
The Marshal made his trimuphal en-
try together with u stan of allied Of
flcers at the head OF the famous Iron
Division. the Thirty-ninth Division OF
the Twentieth Army Corps. Following
was long procession OF Lorraine socie-
ties and other groups. including great
number OF girls in the national costume
OF Lorraine.
This procession met the Marshal at
the Port de France and conducted him
in triumph to the Esplanade, where. sur
rounded by a remarkable group of Gen
erals and other high officers. he received
the troops that had earned the honor by
contributing TO the victories OF the Allies
on almost every battlefield OF France.
The day was one of notable enthusl-
asm throughout. Bands with torches
appeared az soon as the light began to
fade and jubilant professions continued
gayly to circulate through the town I'M
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up the road.
Met Former Kansan.
A man came up to our car and said
his name was John Muller and that he
formerly lived In Kansas. Children fol.
lowed our car waving French, fass and
cheering.
II was most embarrassing. The signs
were all In German. as had been the case
from the time we crossed the border
into German Lorraine But everybody
we came into touch with spoke French.
All talked OF the republic that was COM
ing In Germany. and one inhabitant said
many of the German soldiers were with
drawing under red flags instead of the
imperial emblem OF the German empire.
Leaving Esch we found beautiful
winding highway. along which we glided
for twenty minutes. Huge trees were on
either side. hiding much OF what was
going on around the sharp curves. Sud-
denly we ran into the rear end OF the
German infantry on the, march toward
the fatheriand. II was useless to veer
of, as we were too close.
Soldiers Lend Assistance.
So we ran our car directly up to the
last supply wagon, from which two Ger
man non-commissioned officers jumped
and approached our car.
Correspondent Wood. who was in the
front seat leaned over and politely in
German informed them we had missed
our road. He showed them our map and
one of the Germans, who spoke English,
indicated that we were within few
kilometers of Luxembourg. He told us
the right direction to Longwy. where he
was sure we could md tho American
troops. They even called directions 10
our driver az he turned the car in the
middle OF the road
Near Esch we encountered the German
: army again. this time an artillery col
umn. and We slipped through without
| right road we soon reached the little
| town of Haucourt, where We found the
American outposts from the Thirty-sec-
ond Division.
Lieut. Col. J. b, Schneider OF Neenah
Wis, greeted Us with the information
that we had got into Esch just two days
| ahead OF the schedule OF the American
Army. and to him We gave what irfor-
| nation OF the German army we had OBJ
tained beyond our lines.
! AMSTERDAM, Nov. 20.---A continuous
procession OF German troops Is passing
through Limburg homewsrd bound. ac-
cording TO the Hdndelsbidd. At least
! 10000 will cross the border neal
| Roosteren. where they will be disarmed
! by the Dutch. Good order Is prevail
| ing by direction of the officers.
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BURGOMASTER MAX
HAILED IN BRUSSELS
King Albert Makes His For
NAL Entry Into AntuDerp.

BRussELs. Nov. 20.-After ffty months
Of captivity In Germany. Burgomaster
Max OF Brussels came into his own Sun
day. The Municipal Council met TO re-
ceive him at the Hotel de Vile. which
was covered with haRs The Dutch Min
lister. many prominent citizens and ON
GERS OF the allied armies were present
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METZ A FRENCH CITY
AS PETAIN ENTERS
German Rulers Statues Rolled
in Dust by Populace Pre-
pairing Welcome.
FORMER KAISER MARKED
Greeting to Allied Troops IN
broken Pageant Of JOY,
Day and Night.
By ne Associated PRISE.

MRrz. Nov ls.-The historic event
accomplished at 2 o'clock this after
noon. when Marshal Petain. commander
IN chief OF the French armies, made his
entry into Metz. the great stronghold OF
Lorraine and the pivot OF Germanys
EFFORT to. crush France, may DO saiu
more than any other happening to con-
secrate the victory OF the Allies IN TINS
war, The occasion. in which the French
commander figured for the first time as
a Marshal Of France, also gave rise 10
one OF the most picturesque demonstra-
tons ever carried out by the people OF
Lorraine. a.
= From early in the morning all the
roads leading to Meta were crowoeo
with Lorrainers on their way to the CITY
to raise their voices there for Marsnhi
Petain arl for France. People uhac-
customed to any tongue other than the
German for years began days ago
brushing up their knowledge OF French
In preparation for this occasion, ana
although the majority Of the population
undoubtedly has q perfect acquaintance
with no other tongue than the German
little of that language was heard IN the
streets to-day.
Other things German Rad disappeared
over night. including the statues OF tne
German rulers. which had been hauieu
down by the citizens. William l. had
'toppled over from the horse OF his
equestrian monument. while Frederick
ILL.,, who for many long years had
pointed menacing finger at France
from the pedestal upon which he stood,
had come down with a rope around his
neck. Former Emperor William II. was
Sill left to figure grotesquely az a
statue on the facade of the cathedral
The hands had been chained during the
night and into them had been put 4
paper with this inscription "sic transit
gloria mundi." On the other hand naSa
were flying from the statues OF French
heroes still standing In Metz.