Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-07-10

ITH EGItoFtHf AtEU fAN 4FHNNH up
the following suggestions for the con-
frfbuAcrs to the colurn
f.--AH family fcuda arc to be kept
out Reconciilafionss however, VIII
GLADLY be given publicity and arc 70
Sc il the following form HTiae 4. Of
q boys on Saturday next Nfli have
formal Ratchet bnrylno with tho
Jois4y lcFd,n or "sittsaurgh and Har-4
rlsbuf0p are again saying hello 10
2.--These pagers are sent home ard
TO other boys sisters, 50 don't forget
10 figure % shis when making. that
knock. Ore sergeant had TO skip a
weeks edition 70 his Girl because OF
Indlscrminate publicity Of his love
affalrs.
s.-Tbe Idea OF the column ia 70 give
as much fun 20 the whole company
as possible Lid az little sting 70 the
S,AIi copy to be handed h ~
Sunday fnornns.
Women after husbands.
Fourteen Year-old fnissea,
Mothers With marriageable daugh-
daughters
Short changers at our canteen.
Lazy telephone operators,
Newly made NJ. Prs.
Civilian clerks dressed as officers
Most Of ahe Augusta shows.
peopic who ask sou 4 you Ike the
TIE aan-bakcd sands Of Georgia.
pssre white khaki suits,
The graspfng merchants
The DANES who lead at dances,
The HoutiFsn vampires,
Chronic mess Hhelerg.
Knock down car conductors
And others too numerous 70 men-
ton
rieasa deliver us
Corporal jackson and Private Bowman
worked themselves into a Terrible temper
the ether night Il seems that both have
''lnterestsn IN JERSEY and each is afraid
The other viii beat his time. We've
heard so much about Bobby and Cath
Arinep though, that We don't expect fur
ther trouble.
Dog Fight Dog Fight! Where? rJnder
tho reading room. Quicki The bucket
briEadel Aw MiluclSa rWasn't no fight at
al
Monahan Is trying to solve riddle on
himself, He started ont one day as a
number four man and came IN as number
@ua man. Piease help the boy solve
n. Wa can't.
lightning Reynolds and his squad gave
another exhibition IN squad drill This
Tins exhibiting in front OF the Second
platoon They're good, too but we hate
to be shown W like thai
Beclswlfh Id the most promising youth
In this outfit. lie Is always promising
something Engage him IN conversation
himself obligated 70 you Ia some way, we
gilarsntee 70 refund your money.
Lieut.. CHM has finally become addicted
to the use Of the unwhoiesome weed, and
MRS. Ginn's repertoire Of invective has so
far been futile The lieutenant. however,
Is an aX-big Lacquer, and has long since
learned to duck and fall away from a
bean bah. and his experience is standing
him h good stead.
sergt, Kennedy continues his peregrina-
tions eowhere 1t Is again? We have
such q poor memory. These slow start
eg'a generally are rare birds at ne finish;
thpt Il pays to keep an eye on these quiet
fellows, You never can teli~-and moro
especially Is your Judgment liable to err
wheu the person In question parts his
locks III the MIDDLE, and has but seant
regard for the third hair.
our old ooadjutor. sergt. Boyer, has
finally left for the fair, fiery fields Of Ia
belle France. Yes re has gone. for we
detailed man to see him of
Corporal flynn has been Just little too
regVAAM.of latc Watch for antunthing 10
i. SIsstsis. - s. W "
s a. 4 s.. h i',,s.a 3
ii ii adiiU ssSirosd.A 81 1n siIy@I parades
4 - NAtftAF J1HHSNh tttt1ALg AfNtI Man-
rs IN q street car named Platc.''
claim To have seen parts OF the
ii ropala Of Augusta the sight Of which
a accorded to bur few Some are born
n Rumor has 4 that y are to turn In
I our rites and suapend learning the manual
Of arms, in order thM some Of our less
favored fellows mas acquire some OF the
culture we have been seeking lately.
We're We TO express the sentiment Of the
company we would say let JOY be unr
coutlned, but TO state our own opinion we
feel constrained to say that We shall miss
IT. and We think that on rejecting the
ob1ectors VIII agree with as at least
these who are At MI reasonable.
When you mention tho ice-house to
MoManna he affects very cool attitude,
Don't place too much credeuce in tho
Bucks Blowing accounts Of that Fourth
Two sides to every story
Lower is stin incoming around Poor
boy 70 be torn SO ruaey from that most
cherished in LIE, ~ the vagaries Of the
elements, The heartfelt sympathies OF
the company aer tearfully extended. His
sorrow shall bs our sorrow, bis woe shall
bs oar Voc sApologies applied for('
lacey has been to town again watch
the wild Women Rcd
pad ISlnnane has been so worried sbont
leaving that he has entirely forgotten
peetics Take down your harp once more,
Dad and draw from It's vibrant chords
another song
who is continually pannins Neither?
Moon has gone but no forgot to take a
nRchlne-gnn along 10 sleep with. When
he comes hack. boys. hen show you how
an officer should 30 saluted.
Sehreenroek has something he wants
put IN Trench and Camp Polish letters,
no doubt,
koenig was Initiated into the lowly or
der OF sand lizards on Saturday, Lees
berg can furnish details,
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