The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1918-12-12

Man can do most anything, from patch
in up busted matrimOnies to putin
ice in the family refrig. Carl Wall
burger was busted up when he heard
he was a-goin' to lose the little house
he an his frau had most paid for,
cause they couldn't dig UP the interest.
The Led Cross Man wrote to somebody
an one day Carl was a-smilin' all over
his Dutch phis, cause he'd got letter
sayin' he could pay the interest when
he'd cracked Kaiser Bill's strong box.
CARTS United Suites IL he Is Dutch. He
wuznt aroun' when they picked his
name. Motors don't go dead when he's
given them the once over"
"There's that Red Cross on that UNI
brellu."
"Bet y'ur neck. The NJ. Ps wuz get
tin their kukus dried up, standin' out
in the sun kcepin' the trucks from
a-gettin' jammed ut the crossin's. The
Red Cross Man got umbrellas an put
'em on those platforms, an now the
NJ. Ps amt afraid o. loosin' their think
boxes an are all scrappin' for shady
crossin' job. He's always doin' some
thin for the boys. Last winter, when
we most froze stiff, he got fifteen thou
sand blankets, an sweaters, an muf-
Tiers, an gloves, an s0x to keep us
warm. They say he worked four days
an nights fore he got us warm and
feelin' Timber. Last Xmas he give us
dandy boxes of stuff, candy an the
makin's, an q lot of stuff. Made us
feel like ole Santa hadn't PASSED us
up but had come u-slidin' down our
tent pole.''
Helped Him Out Then.
"Where'd you learn to know him?"
"Him and ME got real chulnmy last
spring when wuz In the hospital aft
err that propeller blade nlussed me up
some. He'd come aroun' to see me
most every day. Always had some
thin to say that made me feel better.
Why, the nurse'd get so she'd bring
me that damned hospital cocktail when
he wuz there, cause she kn0wed I'd
take it without cussin'."
IA cocktail, an you cussin'7 Quit
your kiddin'!"
'"There you 60 again, shown what
you don't know. Mike, my boy. hos
pital cocktail Is just plain straight
castor oil, without any water as a
chaser. Take it from me an stay
away from them docs at the hos
| pital or you'll get one O. them cock
| tails. The nurse tOle me they most
run out of the burned stuff one day,
an the next batch had got tied up with
red tape an couldn't get in. She said
the patients wuz all a-gettin' sick,
| cause they get well to keep from get
/ tim them cocktails, but the Red Cross
Man went out an bought hogshead
or two and the patients began to get
well again, SOS they could do without
their toddy. She tole me mustn't hold
it agin the Red Cross Man tho, cause
the docs tole him to get it, an that
he gave right smart nicer things to the
hospital than them burned cocktails
it makes me cuss to think about 'em.
Well, wuz a-tellin' you how me and
him got chummy. He saw I couldn't
write, account my bum wing, an he
asked me If didn't want him to write
my letters. / had him write to moth.
er, an, after we'd got acquainted,
asked him to write to Nellie, my best
girl back home. reckon he thought
wuz some mush on her all right, but
he never said nothin'; just put it down
like / tCle him. He looked funny
aroun' the eyes sometimes, but
reckon he WIZ happy cause we wuz
/ writin' to my Nellie. When the docs
let's me go, I wun't good for nothin
an wanted to go home till got strong
but didn't have the coin for the fare
/ all the way up to Indiana. But darI
my cats, that Red Cross Man got me q
leave an then loaned me the cash t.
go.
Paying Back Loan.
HE didn't charge me no Interest
neither. ! got it most oil paid bach
now, but he amt pushin' ME none fol
it. Nell says she's a-goin' to kiss tht
Red Cross Man first chance she gets
Well, reckon he's the only bird abOu
this post she's got my o. K to kiss i
she's got the nerve. The Red Cros!
Man says he can stand it, If she can
That's. his quarters over there with til,
. red roof and the sign out in front. He.
= got card In the door that says, Com,
In an you don't have to stand ut a'ten
shun when you talk to him. He pushes
out chair, passes the smokes, an
first thing you know you're tellin' hin
all about yourself and all your trou
bles. It don't make no diff what's 60
your goat. he'll sure find. somethin' t
make you feel better or forget 1t.
you ever get the blues, or the willies
go see him; he's better than six doc
an ten hospital cocktails 'em
Here he comes back again. Beef
helpin' some. bird in the 73rd,
reckon. He's goin' to stop"
!, "Hello, Thompson, how's the ghoul
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