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The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1918-08-24

Sometimes" said the patient wo-
man. II think my husband is getting
to be Socialist"
what are the symptoms?"
''He wants to do all of the talking
and none of the work.
Lets go in here and eat It's not
a stylish place, but it is still run on
the old-fashioned plan"
"In what way?"
"They trust their guests with the
sugar bowl"
Humble as am" said loud-voiced
orator at meeting, II still remember
that am fraction of this magnificent
empire
"You are, indeed" said bystander
''and a vulgar one at that"
$50 you approve of the Govern
ment's action in taking over the rail-
roads,"
"Yep," replied Mr.. Growcher. II ap-
prove of that and prohibition for sew
eral reasons, one Of them being that
now a lot of people can quit lecturing
on the subject and go to work.
Washington Star.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1918-08-24
to sea to get other thousands of new
fighting men. A drama of hours, with
the curtain dropping on victory.

to sea to get other thousands Of new
fighting men. A drama of hours, with
the curtain dropping on victory.
Recently $4,000 American troops
landed at single French port in
eighteen hours, and were mostly un-
loaded on lighters. Eighteen hours
later the same convoy, coaled and
watered, slipped out of the harbor and
had gone for a new load. These are
unheard of records. Whole conveys
are being unloaded, coaled and started
out thirty-six and forty-eight hours
after steaming into port. And the con-
temptible little American navy, with
it's army of stevedores, did it!
How 1t Began.
But let's steam back thirteen
months.
On July 4, 1917, an American admiral
landed at a French port with eight
ancient but willing and ambitious con-
verified yachts to convoy American
waters. That was thirteen months
ago; today the American naval forces
operating at the French bases alone
number almost hundred ships. Over
5000 enlisted personnel man these
ships, in conjunction with numerous
naval aviation stations with hundreds
Of hydroplanes of the newest type of
sub hunters with additional person
mel of 5000, and several dirigible sta
lions.
Today the French coast is divided
into five districts, each under a sepa-
rate operating and executive unit, but
all under the commander of the Amer
lean naval forces in France. Docks
have been constructed, machine shops
built barracks and hospitals erected
dry docks taken over, and the whole
machinery for the Independent bases
organized.
Where there had been no water for
the ships and navy they have put in
wells and water system. Everything
was planned, organized, and construct,
ed on a great scale for the duration
of the war.
Prove Submarine Loser.
But all this is technical. The cold
facts that make one want to salute
every bluejacket he sees are that the
navy is protecting the troop and cargo
ships from "subs" and, for good meas
ure, is sinking subs" 1t is not only
outthinking, out gaming, and outwhip-
ping them, but he is killing them off
To the navy man "sub hunting"
is the same as going over the top
for the doughboy. When a jackt from
destroyer comes in from five or
six days convoy trip, taking "empties"
out through the zone or bringing
troopers back, the first question he is
asked is not whether the trip was
pleasant, but, did you get any?"
"Was any sub bagged?" did you
drop ash cans-little $50 pound pres
ents of tobacco sauce and pepper-on
some Dutchman's tail?"
The only two things which count
are to get the convoy in and to get
a sub or two for good luck and good
measure and the everlasting glory of
the American navy.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1918-08-24
ONLY IN JEST.

One day two lawyers who were
pleading a case became angry and one
of them said:
"That attorney is the ugliest and
meanest lawyer in the country"
''You forget yourself, you forget
yourself, Mr.. Smith," said the court.
rapping with his gavel.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1918-08-24
COMPRESSOR TO POPE ANSWERS
LAST CALL.

After long and fruitful life in the
Socity of Jesus Rev. Luigi Rosa, 8. J.,
has gone to his reward, loved and
mourned by ecclesiastics Of Rome, in
his ninetieth year.
Father Rosa was born near Tivoli
Rome, in July, 1928, and thus almost
rounded out his nine decades. In
March, 1850, he entered the Company
of Jesus. In the Eternal City Cardi-
mails, Bishops and priests sought his
confessionals.
Among the young prelates who were
among Father Rosa's penitents many
years ago was certain Msgr. Della
Chiesa, who even then had become a
man of mark in the great world of
Rome. When the Conclave of 1914
elevated Cardinal Della Chiesa to the
Chair of Peter, one of the new Pope's
first acts was to send for the aged
Jesuit and appoint him his confessor.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1918-08-24

A soldier was vaccinated in camp.
He wrote about it to his mother, who
evidently was not familiar with army
expressions: Dear mother, just got
shot in the arm
The response came Il will arrive
on the next train.-Mother.''
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1918-08-24

HOW TO SAY 1T.
General FOch-Faush.
Roye-Rwahy. ..
Arras-Ah-rass. .....
Oise-Wahz.
Ancre-Ong-cur. .....
Albert-Al-bair.
Bray-Bray.
Observation-Disclosures.
Fismes-Feem.
Noyon-Nwa-yong.
FiSmette-Fee-meet.
Observation-Disclosures.
Mesnil-May-neel. ..
Chilly-Shee-yee.
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A Preacher Recommended Ne

ASSS~AAAnSGsSAV0
Seneca, Mo-, August. 1917,
Through overWork and worry I h0.
came nervous wreck, had to give d
work, could not sleep, felt 80 despon6>
ent that cried mostly. bit my hnG9I
nails OF so that blood came. I conf
not bear any company OF even friend5
and other loved ones. It was Q bore 3o3
me, I wanted to be alone always md
weep. Life was torture for me. ~
physicians failed to beneft me any. r.
After taking Pastor Koenigs Nsrvtpo y
an completely we'll and can V0g3
again. therefore thank God for the be-
o8t I rece1yed from the NSfyfno ~
feeonmsnd It to ali sufferers. 4 b1u8St
preacher recommended It to nnA.
Stella PAtterqon,
III ass 7, tteh1 pngsk wrte1s fE9m IT weZhA
fsstqr KoeniRs Nsrvl4p and 7osnd u
offoot always very good.
FRFF S SsSs ! bi :: ~ Il ~!
] U366 4ents also - THO modl31o I'D
Prfpered By R1y. FA3H1o xp014
q 4oEt Wayna, Ind, sincs 1876, and nov =
RoENIG MED. CO., Chicago. ID.
q W. Lake Street. near DsazS~o
oss1 ~ Drussists ss u per bottle. 6AIs0
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13
CAMP CUSTER
BERR1EN SPRINGS, MICH.

BERRIEN SPRINGS, May IL
Mrs. Orville Fansler Of Mishawaka
has been visiting her mother, Mrs.
Mary Hall. Mr. Fansler left Tues
day for the training camp at In
dianapOlis.
Eighth grade examinations for
OronOko township are being held at
the high school room.
Lieut. and Mrs. w. r. Whitley OF
Fort Riley, Kan, are visitors at the
home of the lieutenant's mother,
Mrs. w. II. Yost. He is recovering
from pneumonia and hopes TO be
able 10 return 10 service May 20.
At a business meeting of the Ep-
worth league held Wednesday
evening the following officers were
elected: President. Mrs. Burton
Burgoyne; first vice president, Miss
Jessie Burton; second vice presi-
dent. Miss Lillian Burgoyne: third
vice president Mrs. George Perkins.
fourth vice president. Mrs. ]. ].
HOcpingarner; secretary Jesse
Bailey; treasurer. Miss Olive Simp-
son; chorister G. L. Valentine.
p. A. Herman OF the Pioneer
drug store is in town for a few days
packing up some more goods to take
to his store in Charlevoix.
Mrs. L. r. Names and children
visited relatives in Benton Harbor
Wednesday.
Mrs. Philip Kephart was a guest
of Mrs. Roscoe Wall in Niles, We'd
nesday. Mrs. Wall. with her chill
dren. expects to leave next week
for Portland, Ore, where her hus-
band is now employed.
Asst. Postmaster John ]. Hoopin-
garner returned Friday to his work
after a few days illness with the
measles.
The local Red Cross report "A good
attendance at their meeting Tues
day afternoon. Work has been
resumed on pajama suits. A ship
ment just made contains "a hospital
shirts. pajama suits. bed socks
( sweaters, II pair socks. $50 gun
wipes. A shipment for the Belgian
Relief Fund contained one package
children's clothing. two blankets
and two quilts made by the Wednes-
day club.
The eighth grade have finished
United States history and are now
studying the history of Michigan.
They have also completed their
study of Pres't wilson's speech on
War Aims and Peace Ideals"
Miss Ethel Ford, who has been
i'll with pneumonia. is improving.
Mrs. Raymond Perkins is visiting
her parents in CHICAGO this week.
Robert Ingleright is driving a new
Franklin car.
J.. l. GOrham is in receipt Of a
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13
Stork and Cupid
Cunning Plotters
Many a New Home will Have q Little
Sunbeam 60 Brighten e.

Cupid and the stork are held ND TO ven
Grafton; they are rated as cunning plotteu
10 herald the coming OF the little sunbeam
10 rlAdden the hearts and brighten the
bones Of q host Of happy families.
There IL a most remarkable preparation
known as Mothers Friend. which has been
used by women for over half q century
before the arrival OF the stork. This Is q
penetrating external application for the alb
domen and bresst. BY daily use through
out the waiting months, strain and ten
SION u relieved The muscles are made
elastic and pliable so that when baby comes
they expand with ease and the palm and
danger at the crisis Is naturally less.
Then, too. the nerves are not torn and
drawn with that usual Wrenchlng strain,
and many dlstresses, such a. nervousness
nausea, bearing down and stretching pains,
are a.nong the discomforts and facilitating
experiences women who have used Mothers
Friend say they have entirely escaped By
tbs application OF this time-honored remedy.
Thousands OF women have used Mothers
Friend and know from experience that II
Is one OF the greatest contributions te
healthy, happy motherhood
Write 10 the Bradheld Regulator Co.
Lamar Bldg, Atlanta, Ca. for their
Motherhood Book" There Is a wealth OF In
truction and comfort 10 be derived from
reading this little book. II Is plainly written
lust what every woman wants 10 know. Get
a bottle OF Mothers Friend from the drug
Tist today. and thus foTtify yourself against
gain and discomfort.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13

The latter. before her marriage. was
Mademoiselle NicOle de Chaponay
one OF the most charming and love-
~ girls in the FaubOurg 81. Ger
main
Their wedding which was SOL
emnized at the church OF Ct. Clotilde
in Paris. on the Both OF January.
1911. was gorgeous affair, and the
magnihcence OF the wedding gifts
received by the youthful bride was a
nine days wOdner Her bridegroom
az that time was tEen known by
the name Of Marquis de Lewis. his
father being still alive. The old
duke though he could hardly be
called so considering that in appear
ance he looked hardly more than
50. and that ne never would admit
anything else but a young man. died
IN 1913. having had the pleasure to
see the birth OF a grandson before
passing away His widow, the
daughter OF the late Marquis de
cha bannes. has since entered a con-
vent and be come what they call a
Dame du Calvaire." a religious or
der which offers the peculiarly that
il only accepts widows as it's mem
bers. and that its special work con-
sists IN attending upon sick people
attacked by cancer.
A Lady of Calvary"
The Duchess de Miropoix. when
she Joined the Danes du Calvaire, 4"
brought 20 the order her own large
fortune which. II we are 20 believe
all that we are told. caused a GER
tain estrangem between her and
her only son, the present duke. The
latter had sister. Mademoiselle
Philomene de Lewis. who has been
a cause OF great scandal in the Eau
bourg St German by eIecting TO
live alone and independently in a
beautiful house which she bought
for herself IN the Rue Nernet. She
inherited something like twelve mill
lions from her father. whose enor-
nous fortune was divided equally
between his son and daughter. and
she ais herself Madame de Lewis.
She = a very pretty and talented
woman in spite Of certain peculiar
tiles. and she leads rather a Bo-
hemian kind OF existence. which OF
course is the subject OF the censure
OF her numerous relatives and for
mer friends. of whom she seeks but
a very few at present AS for the
duke. he makes his home. when not
In Paris. in the splendid Castle de
Lerans. I'm the department Of the
Ariege. where "a little girl. his sec
ond child. was born 20 him a few
months ago.
The family Of Lewis is one OF the
oldest and most illustriOus in
France There has been a story
going bout that they have in their
possession an old tapestry in which
the Virgin is represented saying 10
the Due de Lewis. "Couvrez vous
mon cousin" This. however. IS
merely an anecdote. because no tap
estry OF the kind exists or has ever
existed. bat what is true is that on
the walls Of the state dining room
of Lerans. there hangs an old pic
ture. representing the Deluge
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13
PRIMARIES IN ELKHART
COUNTY COST $4,000
News-Times Special Service:

NeWS-IlmeS special service;
GOSHEN, Ind, May 13.-Esti-
mates on the cost of the primary
election held in the IS voting pre-
oincts of Elkhart county last Tues
day range from $1,000 to $1,000. a
meeting of the county council and
of the board of commissioners has
been called for next Friday, at
which time Auditor Bemenderfer
will ask the council to appropriate
not less than $4,000 10 defray the
expense of making democratic and
republican nominations. Election
bills are now being fled with the
auditor.
Through an agreement between
the democratic and republican cOun-
" chairmen not TO employ $50
sheriffs at the election, the county
was saved more thar $500.
Candidates before the primaries
have begun 10 file their sworn state
ments Of expenses With the county
clerk. Some republicans who were
defeated are said to have spent be-
tween 500 and $500 each.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13
City Editors
Give Support
T President

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, May 13. -
Clyde p. Steen OF the Lima co.
Daily News. was elected president
Ct the National Association Of City
Editors. which concluded its sec
ond annual two day convention
here today. 1t was decided TO hold
the next annual convention in Chi
cago on the second Saturday and
Sunday Of May. 1919.
The election OF officers and adop-
ton Of resolutions together with
some amendments to the constitu-
ton and speeches by William @
Sheppard. a press association cor
respondent from the war zone;
James W. Hustled, a New York rep
resentative, and others, marked the
closing session
Officers elected at today's meeting
follow:
II. c. Withers, Dallas (Texas)
Journal. first vice president: Hassell
7. Sullivan. Indiana polls (Ind)
News, second vice president; Duke
Wellington. Detroit (Mich.) Free
Press secretary; s. G.. Kennedy Of
the Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph,
treasurer. The executive committee
was made up of r. d. Hebb Chicago
Daily News: Clarke J. Fitzpatrick.
Baltimore sun; Henry Noll, Madison
(Wis.) Democrat. and II. Pearson
of Paducah. Ky. The constitution
was amended so as to admit to
membership also telegraph editors.
copy readers, and newspaper public
ity workers engaged in federal, state.
municipal and civic enterprises as
well as city editors for whom the
association was formed last year.
Principal among resolutions
adopted was one pledging support of
the association to the president dur
ing the war. Another called upon
city editors 10 use discretion in crit
icism of high officials OF the gov
eminent out Of consideration Of war
times and then only with construct
i've suggestion, and another asking
Pres't Wilson to use all his influence
for the passage by congress of the
federal woman suffrage amendment.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13
LET ARCHIE DO TT.

II your automobile needs trim
ming let Archie do IT, He knows
how. He is up on all branches cf
trimming. Taking out dents in body
or tenders. Recovering tops. MAX
ing new tops. hood covers. Placing
new lights in your automobile cur
tains. etc. Archie. The Auto Trim
mer. Formerly with Colfax Mfg.
Co. Now at 217 South Main at
Bell phone 1904. -Advt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13
WILL MOVE STATION.
~ SneclnI Servlce:

NeWS- limos NpeCluI SerNICe.
GOSHEN. Ind. May 13.-Within
two months the New York Central
passenger station will be moved
from the location on which it has
stood for so years to a point where
the y. Y. c. and Michigan division
of the Big Four cross. a distance Of
several hundred feet. The change Of
location is due 10 a decision TO con-
solidate the passenger and freight
departments of the two roads. But
one ticket agent and one freight
agent will be employed. Office help
will be reduced.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13
ALWAYS On TIME.

g the man who buys one OF our
standard makes OF watches. This
jewelIy store has established a rep
utation for having the most reliab BILE
watches made. and years OF exper-
fence where the utmost accuracy In
watches is demanded qualities is
20 know what a good watch Is and
how 20 repair and adjust II 20 your
satisfaction-1o 10 $3.50 discount on
watches this month. Chas. NJ.
Schuell. 21s South Michigan ST.
-AdYt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13
NEXT DRAFT CONTINGENT
TO LEAVE MAY %

News-TlmeS Special Service
GOSHEN, Ind, May 13.-The
next contingent of draftees from
Elkhart county army draft division
No. 1. SKILL leave here for Camp
Zachary Taylor May %. Up until
this time Elkhart county. it is es-
timated. has furnished between 500
and LOCO men for the United States
army. Many OF them enlisted. About
100 men remain in class No. 1. They
have all undergone physical exam
nation
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13

copy of The Stars and Stripes" the
official paper published in France in
the interest OF the American TX
peditionary forces. The paper was
sent him by George W. Snow, a for
mer resident OF this village.
The Wednesday club will be en-
tertained at the home OF Mrs. w. y.
skinner Wednesday. June 10.
The annual Harner and Feather
reunion will be held I'm Niles at the
Evangelical church Saturday. May
Il.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13
"CLEAN up AT GOSHEN.

News Times Special Service:
GOSHEN. Ind. May 13.-In the
annual spring cleanup OF Goshen
city more than 5000 loads of ashes
and rubbish have been hauled 70
various dumping grounds within the
city. The cost of the cleaning. about
$1,000. will be paid out OF the gem
eral fund. This policy has been in
effect for many years.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13
SYSTEM SAVES TIME

Card indexes are invaluable for
business and professional men. Let
as demonstrate how you can elm
mate unnecessary labor by simpli-
tying details. We have complete
indexes and fling devices OF the
most approved kind. Tell US your
problem and We will suggest index
systems especially adapted 10 your
purpose. The Herr & Herr Co. III
W Washington av Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13
HARMONY OF COLOR.

The most popular hat now is the
Fisk hat-we have them in black.
white and modish colors; popular
because they harmonic in color
with most sport suits We have
complete confidence that every
woman coming here Will be assured
of a hat that will admirably set of
her spring suit. Mrs. s. s. Unger.
sos s. Michigan st -Advt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13
LOOK AT TT.

q Is the handsomest motor car
In town The King Eight Is the mar
vel OF the year in motor car con-
struction. perfect motor. Lots OF
power. graceful lines. easy riding.
and the best car in the world for
the price. In fact II Is truly named,
THE car OF no regrets" Let us tell
you more about this lire before you
choose. Main Garage. Phones.
Home 244O Bell $40. Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13
SEEDS THAT SUCCEED.

When you go 10 the trouble OF
making a vegetable garden you very
naturally expect satisfactory results.
Good seeds are the important factor
IN garden planting. We have hardy
vegetable seeds OF every variety.
suitable for this particular climate.
Also flowers and held seeds The
Wesley Miller Flour and Feed Co.
40 : Michigan. Phones: Home.
505s: Bell, s53 -Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13

documents be-
longing so the
war office q
piece OF care
Iessness which
will prOba bly,
land MIN be-
fore a court
martial. Every
b o q y re ? I s
sorry for the
y o u n & duke
who is a gen
eraI favOrite in
society. a n q
who, like his
wife, has nu-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13

representative. president OF the
Michigan state Federation Of Labor
and food administrator OF Muskegon
county. has settled the strike on be-
tween farmers and milk dealers in
this city. both sides of the contro-
versy agreeing 10 abide by the terms
settled upon by arbitrator named by
Mr.. Young. The milk strike has
created a small famine in this ne
cessity for a week past.
Merle Wallace and Elmer Dexter,
youths drowned in Mona lake almost
two weeks ago when their canoe
turned turtle. were recovered Satur-
day by members OF the sheriff
force. The bodies were caught By
graphing hooks.
MUSKEGON.-A G. Gurth of
Chicago, who came TO Muskegon
several days ago 20 prepare his cot
tage for the summer vacation stay
ne always spends here. was found
dead within the building, located on
the Lake Michigan shore about 10
miles north of this city. He was a
victim of heart failure. His son.
Arthur GuTth, is now on his way TO
Muskegon to claim the body.
LANSING.-State Food Admins
traitor Prescott has recommended to
washington that the Standard Fruit
Co. Of Detroit have it's license re-
vOked. The company is charged with
letting thousands of bushels Of
onions spoil in AlNgan county.
CAMP CUSTER. - About rs
farmers will have 10 move as a re-
suit of an order from Washington TO
lease $500 more acres of land at the
cantonment artillery range. This will
give the camp 100000 acres of land.
making il one of the largest reserva-
tons Of national environments.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13
THE DUKES OF LENS
MIREpOIN.

TIE French papers have been re-
.afing the sad adventure which re-
Gently befell the young Duke OF
Lewis Mirepoix. who forgot in a
tsxicab iu Paris some important
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13
KALAMAZOO.

KALAMAZOO. 49, plans for the
first annual state convention OF the
wOmen's council OF national defense
are being laid for this fall in De-
troit.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13
NEWS FROM HERE AND
THERE IN MICHIGAN

News Times Special Service:
LANSING. Mich. May Is. - Be
cause the wages of two employees
were cut l19 trimmers at the Olds-
mobile works went on strike
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13

LANSING. - Mary 9. Spencer.
state librarian. has been appointed
Official librarian for the women's
council OF national defense for Mich
igan.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13

HOLLAND - Prin. -. r. Dow.
OF the high school announces the
teachers OF the public schools in this
city have subscribed sl1.55O IN the
three Liberty loan ca npaigns.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-13

MUsKBGoN.-Carl Young. state