Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-06-20

- - - - - 49,
aagveee6 = German. 4 eapesla = -
asgt tavefss climbed upoa ths GOD
haesed parapet to investigates brave
bit foolhardy deed-~Ctacks weas Q
bullet and be tumbled back Into tAs
treoch with Q hole through biz stomach
and died Q few minutes later. A lance
corporal In the next platoon wss - en-
ragged at the captains death that he
chucked a Mills bomb In the direction
OF the noise with the shouted warning
to Us: "Duck your nappers. my lucky
lads" A sharp dynamite report. . flare
In front Of US. and then silence.
We Immediately sent up two star
shells and In their light could sec two
dark forms lying on the ground Rose
to our wire. A sergeant and four
stretcher-bearers went out In front and
soon returned. carrying two limp
bodies. Down In the dugout. In the
Pickering light Of three candles We
saw that they were two German Off.
GERS. q a captain and the other an
"unterofflzier." a rank one grade higher
than a sergeant general, but below the
grade OF lieutenant.
The captains face had been almost
completely torn away by the bombs
explosion. The u%nterOfizier was alive.
breathing with difficulty. In a few min
utes he opened his eyes and blinked In
the glare Of the candles.
The pair had evidently been drink
ing heavily, for the alcohol fumes were
%sickening and completely pervaded the
dugout. | turned away In disgust,
hating to see a man cross the Great d.
vide full of booze.
One of our officers could speak Ger
man and he questioned the dying man.
In a faint voice. interrupted by fire.
quent hiccoughs. the u~nterOfiizier told
his story.
There had been n drinking bout
among the officers In one of the Ger
man dugouts. the main beverage being
champagne. With q drunken leer he
Informed us that champagne was plen-
tiful on their side and that 1t did not
cost them anything either. About seven
that night the conversation had turned
to the "contemptible" English, and the
captain had made a wager that he
would hang his cap on the English
barbed wire to show his contempt for
the English sentries. The wager was
accepted. AT eight o'clock the captain
and he had crept out into No Mans
Land to carry out this wager.
They had gotten about halfway
across when the drink took effect and
the captain fell asleep. After about
two hours of vain attempts the inter
oflizier had at last succeeded in walk
ing the captain. reminded him of his
bet, and warned him that he would be
the laughing stock of the officers mess
II he did not accomplish his object, but
the captain was trembling all over and
insisted on returning to the German
lines. In the darkness they lost their
bearings and crawled toward the Eng
fish trenches. They reached the barhed
wire md were suddenly challenged BY
our sentry. Being too drunk to realize
that the challenge was in English, the
captain refused to crawl back. Finally
the un~terofiizier convinced his superior
that they were in front of the English
wire. Realizing this too late, the cap
tain drew his revolver and with u NUT
tered curse fired blindly toward our
trench. His bullet no doubt killed our
captain.
Then the bomb came over and there
he was, dying--and a good job too, we
thought. The captain dead? Well, his
men wouldn't weep at the news.
Without giving us any further infor-
nation the unterotIizier died.
We searched the bodies for identiH.
cation disks but they had left every
thing behind before starting on their
foolhardy errand.
Next afternoon we buried them In
u little cemetery apart from the
graves Of the TOmmies. II you ever
60 into that cemetery you will see two
little wooden crosses in the corner Of
the cemetery set away from the rest.
They read:
Captain
German Army
Died 49, 1915