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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-06-27
Destruction Of Ships Calls For
Increased Measures Of
Conservation.
SALES STRICTLY LIMITED
Merchants May Sell Only Two Pounds
at One Time in City and Five in
Country.

New and increased measures for
sugar saving have been announced by
Howard Heinz, Food Administrator
for Pennsylvania. His statement fol-
lows repeated warning to the public
from Mr., Hoover regarding the seri-
BUSINESS of the situation. More rigid
conservation than ever has now been
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-06-27
PITHY OLD CHINESE FABLE
Might Have Some Application to the
Conflict Which Is DesoIating
the World Today.

The army of the king of Chow SET
out to invade the kingdom Of Yen,
A messenger was dispatched from
Yen to the king of Chow for a con-
ference. At the interview with the
king the messenger said:
"When l, your humble servant,
came by Ye river, I saw an oyster
drying itself on the bank. A crane
drew near and picked at the oysters
flesh; but the oyster caught the
birds beak and held it fast.
"'No rain today, no rain tomor-
row, and there will soon be a dead
OYSTER said the crane.
Stay in here today, stay in here
tomorrow, and there will soon be a
dead crane retorted the oyster.
"And neither was willing to yield,
until at last fisherman came by and
caught both.
"Now, your honor is sending
troops to Yen, and Yen will I'M
doubtedly fight to the end. But l
am afraid that powerful Chen will
seize this opportunity to take the
role of the fisherman"
"Well spoken" declared the king
of Chow, and he withdrew his troops.
&C. Y. Tang, in China Students
Monthly.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-06-27

forced upon the nation suddenly by
the recent sinking Of ships by German
submarines off the American coast
and the interruption of steady ship
ments.
In view of this condition, therefore,
the previous ruling has been restored
regarding the purchase of sugar for
domestic purposes; namely, not more
than two pounds to one purchaser in
cities and towns and not to eTceed 5
pounds In the rural districts This
ruling does not affect the orders re-
garding canning requirements during
the canning season. If absolutely
necessary, the total quantity that can
be purchased by housewives may have
some limitation placed upon it.
Sugar for less essential purposes
will undoubtedly be greatly reduced
and manufacturers of essentials
will be curtailed In their use of sugar
after the first of July.
1t Is the desire of Mr.. Heinz to
avoid, If possible, the issuance of sugar
rationing cards, but unless there is a
general curtailment in the table use
Of sugar and for pies and cakes,
sugar cards are not an impossibility
in the near future.
Information was brought to the at
tention of the Administration within
the past few days, showing that in a
number of cafes and restaurants the
open sugar bowl on the table is still
retained. Ample notice has now been
given Of the illegality of this practice
Investigators are gathering names and
evidences in such cases.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-06-27

The French like peas cooked In let
tuce leaves in the top Of double
boiler or laid in lettuce leaves In the
top of a strainer. Sometimes, too,
they add a parsley leaf or a mint leaf
to peas In the cooking to give them
flavor, but the plain flavor of we'll
cooked green peas is very pleasing
without any additions.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-06-27
WHY YOU SHOULD
"HOOVERlZE"

Following the orders of the Food
Administration, in letter and In
spirit, is one of the greatest serv-
ices you can render to your coun-
try. This program means inter-
national food sharing.
Food will defeat Germany's in
tention to use .'arvation as force
to compel submission of the Allies.
Plenty of food also makes possible
an aggressive Allied war policy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-06-27

Potatoes, too, may well be cooked in
their jackets.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-06-27
AMERICAN FARMER
HAS FED ALLIES
Producer and Consumer Work.
Ing Together Has Achieved
Victory For Democracy.

The American people have achieved
victory for democracy. They have
proved they can govern themselves.
Through all sorts of agencies the Unit
ed States Food Administration has en-
deavored to bring home to the nation
the vital necessity for sending wheat,
meat, fats and sugar lover there"
What has been the response?
Before the war we used to send
across about IS million pounds of pork
products every month. In 1915, before
we were really "in it," there was a
great demand, and so we began to send
more. We even got up to 21,000,O00
pounds month But our herds of
hogs decreased in doing this, for we
were increasing our own consumption
to great extent. That meant that
there had to be a big change some
where and so, in the latter half Of
1917, even with all our conservation,
we got up only to IA million pounds
month.
Now comes the startling part of the
story. Today, with practically the
same herd of hogs in relation to the
population that we had before the war,
we are exporting about 2S5 million
pounds every month that is more than
three times as much as in peace
times.
AS for beef, before the war we used
to send over 100000 pounds a
month, while today we are shipping
70,000,000 pounds a month.
Perhaps wheat has been our big
gest problem. We have realized how
very important it is to give the Allies
wheat. To them, the staff of life"
the "daily bread" of their prayers, Is
the wheat loaf. Our wheat crop of
1917 was larger than the 1916 crop,
but 1t was more than one hundred and
fifty-five million bushels less than the
average production for the years 1911
to 1915. If we had eaten as much as
we usually do, we would have had
only twenty million bushels to send
abroad.
We realized then, and we are still
realizing, that we must not eat as
much as usual. We have sent one
hundred and twenty million bushels
and by September 1 we will have in
creased this total amount by many
millions.
Let the German militarlsts still ar
que that democracy is a failure"
They do not know the democracy of
America
What Food Control Does.
Congressman A. W. Overmyer, speak
ing in the House of the Food Admins.
tration few days ago, said:
"What the Food Administration has
done is to regulate the worlds food
supply so that America and her allies
may be fed at as reasonable prices as
1t is possible to obtain. Reasonable
prices are not necessarily low prices.
They are the best that can be obtain
ed under all conditions of the situation.
"And whatever may be said, no one
| is heard to complain that our armies
are not being fed, and that is almighty
| important. Nothing else matters much
at this moment. If they are fed they
| will hold out until we can get more
men and airships,and cannon and am
munition to them.
what If our population is called
upon to forego and sacrifice and prac,
| tice self-denial, so long as our armies
anf api-'' A"mies are ted?''
~rTAIIu WITH HE'D
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-06-27

Soak celery and cabbage Is or 20
minutes before using so that any in
sects or worms will come out.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-06-27
''EAT NO Beef"
HEINZ URGES
II You Must Have It COntine
Yourself to | Ia Pounds
Per Week.
RESTAURANT RULES STRICT
Boiled Beef Twice Week, Beefsteak
and Roast Beef Only Once on
RESTAURANT RULES STRICT
BEEF SAVING RULES
IN THE HOME

Eat no beef whatever, If pos
sible.
Allow yourself, as an absolute
maximum, not more than IA lbs.
of clear beef per week, if you must
have it.
IN RESTAURANT AND
HOTELS
Restaurants must not serve
boiled beef at more than two meals
per week.
Beefsteak at not more than one
meal per week.
Roast beef at not more than one
meal per week.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-06-27
SAVE The BAGS

Farmers Representative Issues an APP
peal For New Economy.
c. j. Tyson, representative of the
farmers In the U. S. Food Administra-
ton for Pennsylvania, urges upon the
attention of the agriculturalists Of this
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-06-27

Try steaming green vegetables in
stead of boiling them.
Soak wilted vegetables In cold
NntSr until they are crisp and fresh.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-06

When the Christmas drive started,
Indiana had a Red Cross membership
of 100000. The new members obtained
during that campaign constituted a
net increase of 100000. and now the
entire membership in the state is
placed at 100000 While the organl-
cation does not refer to the member
ship as SO much money raised, yet
each member represents 81 or more
and 1t is safe to say that the mem
bership in Indiana represents at least
100000 added to the treasury OF the
Red Cross.
The June drive for the war fund
and the Christmas membership cam
paign, then, would represent total
Of $2,950,000 contributed to the Amer
lean Red Cross by Hoosiers.
In addition to the money Indiana
chapters OF the American Red Cross
show an output Of 2,604,000 articles
to April i, 1918.
The Junior Red Cross is destined to
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-06

Gre,tz ps s p saa,aa Supplies ssoss;
Free Turnpike Road repairs. sup
supplies. $3.50; Anton Stole Sons.
supplies, $4o.17: John NJ. Eggemeyer
& Sons. supplies. se.!4 Indian Refin
Ing Co, supplies. ,s4s; Riee Miller ei per
diem guard OF prisoners. saee J. D.
Adams 4 Co., supplies. s5;s2; J: 2.
CO.. supplies, $40: Riehmend Model
Conaha Co, supplies. s13o7; J. NJ, Burt
pairs, Dist No. :, .s4.lo; Line Watkins,
repairs. Dist. No. 8. $142.s1; Printes
Edwards, repairs. DIST. No: :. s75.755;
Wayne Lamar, repairs. Dist: Ne. 5.
6. $115.25; Albert Craner. repairs. Dist
No. 7. s446o: Earl Cheesman. Dist No
s. s3a5 G,, Albert stoten, Dist. No. g
$3.50: Edwin L. Norris, Dist. No: II,
S24s.4S: Frank Lutz, Dist. Nc. ~, 500
80: Robert REYNOLDS, Dist. No. 10,
:dlo55; Eppa F; Ayres' n DIST No. T.
slss5e: Frank p Rife. Dist No. il.
sSe.7s: W. @ Jones. per diem supt Co.
Rfchardson, pauper attorney. $4,000;
Frank P. Loschiavo interpreter for
grand jury. $500; Jacob ciull: juror,
Deit juror. $3.50; Walter kitterman.
issso R;,1t WIS, MISSILE, 9 ac ,o :so5e
p ae jury s'Fe ecmmis.io o long $500;
city Restaurant. jury meals. s4.15;
Homer Farlew, juror, 5000: Jacob
Crull, juror. $3.50; Michael W Kelly,
wadman. riding bailiff. $1oe.5o: John
A. Markley. court bailiff $1,000: viii
am o' ssso Frank slIo pyee iaser
Omer Kerlin. juror. 5000; oria F. Nc
Kee, Juror. $3.50; Henry Heover: jur-
George L. Scott. bailiff. $4,000; John F.
Holiday. reporter for grand jury.
eooks 3r e. Ken sus G0
nation of child, $500: Clement " Carr,
return of fugitive. $3.50; Clement V.
Carr, return Of fugitive $3.50: Eliza
Dru1ey, juror. $500; Henry Highley,
| Juror. $500: Abiathar Way, Juror. IS;
Harry Parks: juror, S. McClella
White: juror: IS; George huffman. ,ur-
or, $50; Robert Commons. juror. $3.50:
John r. Holiday. court reporter. $3.50:
c. c. Hudelson. juror, 5000; Elizabeth
w. Gambler, mileage, $3.50: ELIZABETH
Thatcher: juror. $1,000: J. d, Brown.
juror. $1,000; Will W. Keller. prosecut-
ing attorney. $4,000. Tn the matter OF
the insanity. of omer NJ Hoover: Mich
ael w Kelly; $500; Henry 6 CT chezs.
L. Misener, $500; Joseph NJ. Thurston,
So. 90. In the matter Of the insanity of
Creswell c. Hosier: Michael w. Kelly.
$500; Henry G. chsssman. $500: =. 3.
Peterson, $500; Ben N. Crump. s2.45.
County Health commissioner.s ex;
Services, $1,000; George Young. pre-
vention contagious disease, $so.so: DR..
Mora S. Bulla. salary in part, $4,000;
Vinton Gilher, exp. prevention con
| tagious diseases: $50; Richmond
Home Telephone Co, exp. Health Com
! missioner. $s.1s: II. L. Johnston exp.
prevention contagious disease, $3.50,
Glen Miller Transfer Co. prevention
| contagious diseases. 5000; Mrs. Nellie
Shin, $31.o7: Richmond Typewriter Ex
change. exp. $500; Quig1ey Brothers,
supplies. $4,000; DR.. Mora S. Bulla, sal
airy. $l2s:46; DR.. Mora S. Bulla, ex-
pense, 1888.
Apr. Silt
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-06
INDIANA HAS
lcentinusd From page one.1

At the end Of the hrst year OF the
war Indiana has approximately $3.50
men in service in the regular army,
the national army. divisions made up
Of former national guard troops. the
marine corps and the navy. One regi.
ment of artillery. part of the Rainbow
Division. has been on the front. The
states quota for the regulars and ma
tional army was about 23.700 men. Of
the total number of men now In act
ul service more than 10000 are vol
unteers, having enlisted in the regu-
lars, the navy or marine corps.
New State Militia Formed.
When the Indiana national guard
ceased to exist and became federal
troops. Adj. Gen. Harry B. Smith turn
ed his attention to the organization OF
state militia companies. One full resi-
ment OF field artillery has been organ,
ICED and is now ready to respond to
the governments call. In addition
three full regiments Of infantry for the
state militia have been formed, with
a strength of about $500 men and Of
ficers.
In the way of a. semi-military organ,
|
OF Liberty Guards. indirectly under the
office Of the adjutant general. The
Liberty Guards drill regularly, but a.
yet have no equipment. Some Of the
guardsmen now are making arrange
ments to furnish their own uniforms
and arms. The drilling is under state
instruction.
The quota OF the state for the regu
lar army was 5.4O0 men. Indiana was
among the first to 90 over its quota
and to date has supplied 25,l4S youne
men for the regulars" according te
figures in the office of Adj. Gen
Smith. or approximately five times a.
many men as asked. The same is true
OF enlistuaents in the navy. The state
was asked for 500 men for this branch
Of the service. Enlistments numbe,
5,51o according to latest available fig
ures.. No special number Of men was
asked for the marine corps, but enlist
ments in that branch of the fighting
forces numbered 271.
All volunteering has been in addit
ion to the men supplied through the
] draft. The states quota on the frs
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-06

draft call was about 1880. with no
credits allowed for enlistments after
June 80, 1917, which number with the
volunteers brings the states total man
power in active service to about
$3.50 men.
$4,000 Workers In State.
Hoosiers invested approximately
81 SO. 600. 900 In Liberty Loan bonds dur
ing the first twelve months OF the war.
and stand ready to exceed the quota
allotted this state for the Third LIB
eyty Loan which opened today. Per-
haps $4,000 Hoosiers will be actively
engaged IN the selling Of Liberty bonds
to the remainder OF the Hoosiers
throughout the state in this campaign.
IN Indianapolis alone. fifteen thousand
workers have been enrolled.
Every great organization In the state
has been made vehicle for spreading
the gospel Of Liberty bonds to every
man. woman and child Of the 100000
residents Of the state who will be IN
the market for the next loan.
The political parties. the churches,
schools, fraternal organizations. doz-
ems, OF women's organizations, the COM
neycial groups, Indiana State Fedora
ton of Labor ana many others were
enlisted In the right to make the third
bond issue success in the state.
Indiana sales Of War-savings Stamps
approximate close to 100000 for the
anniversary Of Americas participa-
ton in the world war, and the state
ranks tenth in the Union In per capita
sales, according to the official figures
issued by the War Savings Commit
tee. for business to the beginning of
March Indiana, at that time, had a
per capita sale Of $1.21.
10000 Red Cross Members. .
Indiana has done much in this first
year OF the great war to lessen the
hareships and suffering Of her soldier
boys and those of the nation. There
are approximately 100000 members of
the Red Cross in this state and at the
great June drive, when the organi
xation set out to raise q 100000, 00o
war fund, Indiana more than doubled
her quota.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-06

The latest, first-hand facts of
conditions in Germany as they are
today will be revealed for the first time in Blanche
Socums amazing story, Germany Today!''. starting in
tomoos Chicago Sunday Tribune Information
brought back from Berlin last peek Uneeno!ed ueba:ed truth.
of the wara they think of the Kaiser-what they think of
Rusawhat their food allowances arehow they lvehow their
aeced-how their schools operanghow their
railroads rn-heir moral and religious condionswhat they
think of their future right NOW!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-06
HAGERSTOWN, IND.

The Franchise League will meet Sat
urday nisht in the council chamber at
the city building. A tthreshers Or
ganisation was recently formed at a
meeting held at the Commercial Club
room in Richmond. Threshers OF
Wayne county and surrounding vicin-
ity met and selected the following of.
flcers; Carl Chapman, Cambridge
City. president; VIM. Dimes, Of Cen
terville, vice-president: Elmer Crull
of this place, secretary-treasurer. The
next meeting will be held on SATURDAY
April 20, at Richmond. >. Wilfred
Knapp entertained the following mem
bers of his Sunday school class and
his teacher. Mrs. Jesse Replogle. q,
the home OF his parents. Mr.. and Mrs
James Knapp. Wednesday night
Ruth Gladfelter, Helen Replogle, LIE
more Gruler, Rudolph Kirby and Cor
don Murray. :. MIR. and Mrs. Bert
Monroe and daughter went to Rich
mond Wednesday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-06
OMMISSIONERS' ALLOWANCES.
TJ,IpNf 1ofo

Miscellaneous-J. NJ. Coe Fig Co.. Of
flee supplies, slss.l9; J. N. coe Pts;;
Co; office Supplies, ',9sss R R,eha,end
;sso.75: L. s. Bowman. audi.or's OFT
exp. s2sll; Burroughs Adding Ma
Son ssos etf Treas
to Penal FARM sSs1a; - " Carr
Mos er ssss
hrs office supplies. s7l. 90; Mrs. Eliz-
18th Gambler. trustee, lazy husbands.
s se EXPO Me~s &c. ch aetesn Williams
salary. supt. schools. sl17.s7; Florence
y WillI.ms; deputy supt. schools.
CIV: f ay es s Ge efsc
e eop si,s f Ip pss alsn CO. Co.
sSp: prevention eontagieus disease.
ant officer, $500; Mamie Bell. care
S sasIsl, .iee:es; bean kIuts. ss!Sisr.s
burial burial 1896 p %.en R Fes ss'seFs
Downing. selsier's parisl. $500; vii
son. Pohylmeyer & Downing. soldiers
burial. $500: Jordan. MeMaaus &
ss5.e5; Howard II. Horton. per diem
bridge engineer and exp. s7s12: L. S.
Bowman. special services. $4,000: Eve
exp. wayne CO. Council Defense.
;s5I17: Edward J. Weidner. refund
tax s5oS GhaFe; A. gsl.'ch , re Hns
pital farm supplies. $4,000; Jesse T.
pruley. Tub. Hospital farm supplies;
ssis5o W s.a kSam Gra Co. watKina
supt. catey road, ss1.eo; Howard H.
Horton, engineer Hall road, sl5.o4:
Howard II. Horton. engineer Jacobs
road. s1s2e; Howard H. Horton. sngi-
ct al, Coroner's witnesses. $500.
Court House. employees, repairs. etc.
Ward Machine Co, repairs elevator.
SOLO; The Miller,kemper Co, repairs.
1851; Crane Electric Co, repairs.
S365: George L. Mesker Co. repairs
Garage. $1,000: J. B. Elliott. repairs.
$3.50: John a. Markley. janitor, sssoo;
", f. Trusleri smploye. $500 So Gar, G;
Swain. janitor.es75.oo; Thomas B. Mar
tin. janitor. and supplies. s61.75; Stan
ley Plumbing & Elec. Co. supplies.
:lsoo; Continental Mfg s Co SUPPLIES Is
Seaney Hardware Co. c. II. & Jail sup
plies. $e0s3: Municipal Ell. 1t & Pr.
Co. C. r., Jail and II. for F. supplies,
ss2.oa; Richmond Light. Heat 6 Pow
er Co.. {. II. and Jail supplies, 1882;
irwin Reed & Son. C. II. and Jail sup
plies. ss.15; Richmond City Water
w orRe, e. ~. ana JAN supplies $Itoe
Jail and II. for F. Jail supplies, re-
pairs. etc; y: f; Miller, H: for r; en-
ployes. $500: ORC Schroeder. Fl. for
+. Jail employe. $4,000; Charles Nor
gan, salary guard for insane. $500:
Aurelia Thomas, salary matron H. for
+. Jail. $41.oo: Quigley Brothers. Jail
supplies, $3.50; John F. Ackermsn Co.
Whelan. jail supplies. $500: klehfeth-
Niewoehner Co., Il. for F. Jail supplies;
Poor Farm supplies. $4,000.
Poor Farm supplies. employees. etc
Welfer & Stevens insurance. So 90;
s216.5e; n. Y. Betting & Packing Co.
supplies. si22oe; Hoosier Mercantile
supplies. $4,000; A. G. Luken K Co.
supplies, Sill; w. A. Weller, sup
plies. $4,000: II. L. Johnston, supplies.
s46.11; Armour & Company, supplies.
$4,000: Daniel Clevepger. supplies.
$45.33; Omer G. Whelan. supplies.
1894: Centerville Telephone Co, sup
plies. $4.75; John D. Nixon. supplies,
$74.ss; c. s. Jones. supplies. $ss25s,
Indian Refining Co. supplies. $3.50;
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-06

become one of the striking features OF
war organization in Indiana. for 1t
has had remarkable development
since it was started short time ago.
The Junior Red Cross Is q distinct
part Of the adult organization and has
for it's purpose the enlistment OF all
school children for war service under
the Red Cross banner.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-06

you. II he had he would have been
more ambitious and asked you to
wait until be could earn enough
money to make good home for you.
You should not marry the other man
since you DO not love him.
Cd like individuality too well to
approve Of two girls dressing alike.
1t does not necessarily look cheap
that depends upon the selection OF
the clothes. II they are in good taste
they will not look cheap.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-06

could give me, and so he told me to
marry the other man.
u) He said he loved me too we'll
to have me live in poverty with him.
Do you think he loved me?
ca DO you think 1t looks cheap for
two girls the same size and age to
dress alike? MARGARETTE.
% I do not thing the boy loved
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-06
BOY SCOUTS GET MEDALS

OXFORD. O.. April 6.-At a Father
and Son supper given last evening at
the M. e. church. medals for selling
Liberty Bonds were awarded to five
members of the Boy Scouts-Jesse
Shera. Herbert Skinner. Hugh McGon-
isle. Russell Hoffmeister and James
McSurely.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-06

Tpen the CIQeE
man wanted to
marty me. he
had money and
Q II automobile,
and l am sure be
loved me, but ]
loved the boy. ]
asked the boy
what TO DO and
he said the other
man could take
better care Of me
than he could
and I could have
a nice home and
things ! had been
used to having.
The boy only
makes $500 a
week. He thought
l wouldn't be sat
ished on what he
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-06

Dear Mrs. Thompson: am a Girl
Of eighteen. For three years ! went
with q man ten years my senior. At
q party one night l met boy OF
tveuty.one. learned to love BIN.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-06

The boys of rs never hesitated
when they started and what glor-
ieur finish they had! We can do it
now in 1918, with the aid OF the Lib.
erty Bonds. Get yours NOW!