The Glenwood post., 1918-03-30

The next morning at about SIX
o'clock was awakened by the lance
corporal of our section, informing me
that had been detailed as mess or
derly, and to report to the cook and
the fire. carry water from an old we'll,
and fry the bacon. Lids Of dixies are
used to cook the bacon in. After
breakfast was cooked, 7 carried dtxie
Of hot tea and the lid full Of bacon to
our section, and told the corporal that
breakfast was ready. He looked at mo
In coneempe, and then shouted. Break
fast up, come and get It'll" I immedi-
ately got wise to the trench parlance,
and never again informed that "Break-
fast was served" L- ''"'r ="
II didn't take long for the Tommies
to answer this call. Half dressed.
they lined up with their canteens and
dished out the tea. Each Tommy
carried in his hand q thick slice Of
broad which had been issued with the
rations the night before. Then had
the pleasure Of seeing them dig into
the bacon with their dirty fingers. The
allowance was one slice per man. The
late ones received very small slices.
A. each Tommy got his share he i'm,
mediately disappeared into the billet.
Pretty soon about fifteen Of them made
. rush to the cookhouse, each carrying
. huge slice Of bread. These slices
they dipped into the bacon grease
which was stewing over the fire. The
last man invariably lost out. I was
the last man.
After breakfast our section carried
their equipment Into field adjoining
the billet and got busy removing the
trench mud therefrom. because at :46
a. m., they had to fall in for inspection
and parade, and woe betide the man
who was unshaven, or had mud on his
uniform. Cleanliness Is next to godli-
ness In the British army, and Old Pep
per must have been personally ac-
quainted with st. Peter.
Our drill consisted of close-order
formation, which lasted until noon.
During this time we had two ten-min-
ute breaks for rest, and no sooner the
word, Fall out for ten minutes" was
given than each Tommy got out fag
and lighted it.
Fags are issued every Sunday morn
Ing, and you generally get between
twenty and forty. The brand gen.
orally issued Is the "Woodbine." Some
times we are lucky and get "Gold-
flakes" players" or "Red Hussars."
Occasionally an issue of Life Rays"
comes along. Then the older Tommies
Immediately get busy on the recruits
and trade these for "Woodbnes" or
'Goldflakes." A recruit only has to
be stuck once in this manner, and then
he ceases to be recruit. There is
reason. Tommy is great cigarette
smoker. He smokes under all condi-
tions, except when unconscious or
when he is reconnoitering in No Mans
Land at night. Then, for obvious rsa-
sons, he does not care to have light
ed cigarette in his mouth.
Stretcher bearers carry fags for
wounded Tommes. When a stretcher
bearer arrives alongside of a Tommy
who has been hit the following conver-
sation usually takes place: Stretcher
bearer-"Want fag? Where are you
hit?" - Tommy looks up and answers,
Eyes. In the leg"
After dismissal from parade, we re-
turned to our billets and had to get
busy Immediately with the dinner is
sue. Dinner consisted Of stew made
from fresh beef, couple Of spuds,
bully beef, Maconochie rations and wa
ter-plenty Of water. There is great
competition among the men to spear
with their forks the two lonely pota-
toes.
ITO be Continued)