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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
BoiIs Eqqs by central's Ring.

A telephone subscriber IN Newark
asked his operator to ring his bell in
three minutes, and Immediately hung
up his receiver. At the appointed time
the supervisor rang on the line and the
subscriber responded merely with
Thank you" Later he called again
and thanked the operator, and explain
ed that he had been boiling eggs and
wanted to time them. They had been
cooked to the queens taste, he said
Youths Companion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
The Soul of Life.

Thou o Christ art all I want;
More than all in thee ] find.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
Inside Flower Box.

So many people fail to recognize the
decorative qualities to be found in the
use of the all-year-round flower boxes.
And there is no doubt at all that flow
prs make room look more coy and
homelike. Consult florist regarding
the sort of flowers which will grow
well in your window, and consult a
carpenter about making the necessary
window box. Your room will be more
beautiful and lovablc place.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
Gettino the Facts,

A scouting airman returned one day
with bit of valuable information
about the enemy which no one believ-
ed. He, therefore, flew back again
and returned with his machine riddled
with bullets.
YES, it's all right" he reported; 1T
was the Nth Regiment. You're such a
lot of unbelieving beggars that l had
to make sure. 1 just landed in field
and had a look at the number on their
tunics. Had rather a job starting
again, but they're rotten Shots
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

'Mr. Uplate," said the lady, ut is
now after ten o'clock. 1 really cannot
keep the breakfast waiting for you so
long every morning"
Madam" replied the lazy ledger,
with dignity, eff you think I am going
to endanger my health by rising be-
fore the day is far enough advanced
for me to tell whether l shall have to
put on my winter fiannels or my gauze
underwear, you are entirely mistaken"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
Wool Production In Sweden.

a recent official report on the wool
production of Sweden says there are
100000 owners of 100000 sheep, and
that the average clip is kilos per
sheep, making the total production g.
600 metric tons. The owners of the
sheep are only allowed to keep for
their own use kilos CO. pounds) for
each member of the family. the re-
mainder being delivered to the govern
mant
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
catarrh Cannot Be Cured

by LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they
cannot reach the seat Of the disease.
Catarrh is a local disease, greatly inf1u-
enced by constitutional conditions. HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE will cure catarrh.
1t is taken internally and acts through
the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the
system. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
is composed o. some Of the best tonics
known. combined with some of the pest
blood purifiers. The perfect combination
of the ingredients in HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE Is what produces such Won
derful results in catarrhal conditions.
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
F. j. Cheney & Co, Props, TOLEDO, y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
She Couldn't DENY Ii.

Mrs. Flatbush-I heard Bensonhurst
say his wife didn't know what she was
talking about. You can't say that
about me.
Mr. Flatbush-Oh yes, I can.
'When did you ever hear me talk
when I didn't know what l was talking
about?"
'When you were asleep, DEAR
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
Where He Was Struck.

"Where did the automobile strike
you?" asked the judge of the coloreC
complainant.
Right long tween Fifty-six ant
Fifty-seven street, Judge"
Il mean what part of your body was
struck by the carr
ooh, de car didn' strike m body
judge"
But l thought the car struck your
Oats what it did, Judge"
But how could it strike you if /,
didn't strike your bOdy?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
BOSCHEE'S GERMAN SYRUP

will quiet your cough, soothe the in
f1ammation of a sore throat and lungs,
stop irritation in the bronchial tubes,
insuring a good nights rest, free from
coughing and with easy expectoration
in the morning. Made and sold in
America for fifty-two years. A won
derful prescription, assisting Nature in
building up your general health and
throwing off the disease. Especially
useful in lung trouble, asthma, Group,
bronchitis, etc. For sale in all civil
lied countries.-Ady. j:
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
Not a Source of Danger.

Because of the fact that there had
been considerable sickness In the
neighborhood, Jack was to play with
no one but sister while out. Buddy
came strolling up to where Jack was
playing.
"You better go. home and play" sug-
gested sister to small Buddy.
ooh, me amt got nuthin'," replied
Buddy.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
Timely Tips.

To make old crepe wells look almost
new, hold the crepe in both hands and
pas it several times through the steam
from a teakettle spout.
TO save both candles and tablecloths,
place the candles in the iCebOx, near
the ice chamber, for about 20 minutes
before lighting. This will prevent the
candles from dripping and thus make
them last longer and not grease the
tablecloth.
When a newly whitened ceiling be-
came water-stsiaed and spotted, one
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add l OF. Bay
Rum, small box of Barbo Compound,
and Il OF. of glycerine. Any druggist can
put this up or you can mix it at home at
very little cost. Full directions for max
ing and use come in each box of Barbo
Compound. 1t will gradually darken
streaked, faded gray hair, and make it soft
and glossy. 1t will not color the scalp, is not
sticky or greasy, and does not rub off Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
Terrible Loss.

81 cleaned out the cellar today, mum,
and the man carried the heap of dirt
in the dark corner out in his handcart."
"Good heavens, Nora, that was my
last order of coal, and now he'll make
a fortune selling it before we can catch
I'D to him."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

a silk handkerchief to give as q gift.
When he came home 1 was surprised
to see the gift in his pocket. why,
Martin, did you forget to give your
present?" l asked. mo, mamma" he
answered, "the little girl got so many
handkerchiefs. got nothing, SO kept
this. Chicago Tribune.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
Golden Deed!

In certain school, the lower grade
pupils are asked to bring in all the
golden deed" stories possible. Later
these are copied into book and pic
lures which the children have brought
are used for illustrations.
One little fellow in the primary
grade brought the following, scrubbed
in his own hand:
"a girl didn't have no father and
mother and a man married her to keep
her up."-Indianapolis News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

women."-Mrs. JOHN KoPPELMANN, R.
No. /, Mclean, Nebraska.
This famous root and herb remedy,
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, has been restoring women OF
America to health for more than forty
yeors and it will we'll pay any woman
who suffers from displacements, in
flammation, liberation, irregularities,
backache, headaches, nervousness or
"the blues" to give this successful
remedy trial.
For special suggestions in regard to
YOUR ailment write Lydia E. Pinkham
Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass. The result
Of its long experience is at your service.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
After the HONEYMOON.

you're not like yourself tonight,
dear; you seem cold" said the young
husband.
"Why not? We have no coal" said
the sweet young thing.
But we have love and affection for
one another"
well, if you think you can cash
some OF that in for couple of bags
of coal, for gracious sakes go down
to the coal man and try it!'
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

We must humble ourselves before
God; we must recognize how incapa-
BILE we are by ourselves of well-doing,
how without the help of God all our &C
lions would only be sinful.-Savon-
arOla.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
Soft Soap in One Bar.

Soft Soap in One Bar.
Jack-If I dared to love you any
more than I ought
Jill-YeS?
Jack-I wouldn't love you any more
than l do now !-"Business of Mar
cuis of Queensberry," in the Jester.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
Why Bald So Youno7

Dandruff and dry scalp usually the
cause and Cuticura the remedy. Rub
the Ointment into scalp. Follow with
hot shampoo of Cuticura Soap. For
free sample address, "Cuticura, Dept.
K, Boston. At druggists and by mail.
Soap Is, Ointment Is and 5O.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
Small Islands Speciality.

St. John, the smallest of the three
Danish West India islands acquired
by the United States, is only eight
miles vide in its broadcast part. 1t is
noted especially for the bay tree, the
leaves of which are used in making
bay rum.
woman climbed a stepladder and first
rubbed the yellow spot with block Of
magnesia, then, with a powder puff,
applied ordinary toilet powder, which
saved a paperhanger's bill.
Use the whey obtained in making
cottage cheese, instead of milk, for
bread-making. Not only is milk saved,
but the bread will not dry so quickly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

People talk of dying for Jesus. The
way to do this is to die to sin; and
if YOU love Christ enough you cannot
help doing so.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

man. What God
has done, is doing
and will yet do, Is
done with this pri.
mary object In
view, viz, that in
all things Christ
might have the
pre-eminence.
The Object of the
Fathers Counseis.
We are danger
ously n e a + t h e
time w h en- w e
place man before
God as the object
of his counSels.
But before ever
time began it was
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
SPONTANEOUSLY SLeakinq.

Just what was the meat of your last
article?" The meat of my last article
was How to conserve beef
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
Some Slam.

Patience-Have you seen Peggy
lately?
Patrice-No; why?
"She's getting to look just like her
grandmother"
Mercy! She doesn't really look as
old as that, does she?'
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

CO1npOuuu ~ q i
women who suffer
from any functional
disturbance, as it
has done me more
good than all the
doctors medicine.
Since taking it I
have q fine healthy
baby girl and have
gainedin health and
strength. My hus~
band and I both
praise your med
jcine IN all sI1fferinp
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
The Cause of Hatred.

"What have you got against Henry|
Nothing, except he's the man my
wife is always wishing would imi-
tate.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

Garfield Tea, by purifying the blood,
eradicates rheumatism, dyspepsia and
many chronic ailments. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

Oklahoma has more multi miIlionaires than any
otbeT state except New York. Men poor to-day are
independent to- morrow. Dollars grow rapidly In
Oklahoma. For interesting Information W RI | 9
WILLIAMSON. 40S Grain Exchange Oklahoma city okiahoha
EOPMTU A for making artificial coal, apple
EoINlFAoLA butter without apples and cereal
coffee postpaid for dime A. Benton Woodford MIS-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
ThePre-eminent
One
By REV. B. B. SUTCLIFFE
Extension Department. Moody Bible
Institute, Chicago

TEXT-That in all things he might have
the pre-e minence.-Col. 1:19
This is the fundamental truth which
underlies all of Gods revelation to
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

Using radium, Il European scientist
has forced woody plants to bud i'll dor
mant seasons.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

God never gives US anything for our
individual self alone. The divineness
of his gifts is proved by our desire to
share them with others.-Lucy Lar
com.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
A Substitute,

"But, my dear sir" expostulated
Lawyer Droan, "a robe adds to the
dignity of Judge"
$50 would a shroud!" snarled old
FeStuS Poster.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

Frank-You look nice enough to eat.
Maude-Well, don't forget that this
IS a meatleSS day.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
Here's a Fierce Pun.

Jiggers-"I suppose there's lot OF
slush out in the country?" Biggers-
"That snow joke !'-Richmond Times
Dispatch.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

Whenever there is a tendency to consti-
patton, sick headache or biliousness, take
q cup of Garfield Tea. All druggists. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

We cannot define God. but our lives
can be the mirror Of his life; and tnat
Is the very purpose Of our being.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

As we grow more sensible, we refuse
drug cathartics and take instead Natures
herb cure, Garfield Tea. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

A torpid liver condition prevents proper
food assimilation. Tone up your liver with
wrights Indian Vegetable Pills. They act
gently and surely. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

Every man has his price, and it is
greater than his neighbors think he is
worth.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

Never heap Goals of fire on an enc
my's head until you burn your own I'm
gers.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

The 0uinine That Does Not Affect Head
Because of its tonic and laxative effect, Laxative
Bromo Quinine can be taken by anyone without
causing nervousness or ringing in the head: There
is only one "Bromo Quinine" II. w. GROVES
signature Is on box. SOc.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

Happiness comes only to those who
try to make others happy.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

Knowledge is power, but it can't al
Ways provide StraWS for drowning
man to clutch at.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

Why buy many bottles Of other vermi:
fuges when one bottle of DR.. Peerys DESC
Shot will act surely and promptly Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

To keep clean and healthy take DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regu-
late liver, bowels and stOmach.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

You never see married man ap-
plaud wife who gets the best OF her
husband in q play.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

People resemble pianos when they
are square, upright and grand.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
TO ALL WOMEN
Who ARE ILL
This Woman Recommends
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound-Her
Personal Experience.

Mclean, Neb.-"I want to recon-
mend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
Kind of Makinu Thinus Even.

When my little boy WIS invited to
little girls birthday party. I gave him
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

Failure is one of the things tina
are spoiled by success.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
Short Jackets Stylish.

Bolero and Elton effects are noticed
on many of the silk aad wool frocks
for spring.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
Piles Cured 4Days

Druggists refund money if PAZO OINTMENT falls
to cure Itching Blind, bleeding Protrudng Piles
First application gives relief. 6Oc.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
Too Rare.

90 mare.
"He Is q man of rare qualities"
eyes; they are SO rare they're negli-
gible."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

Give no reproof when angry.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

Win the War by Pre-aring the Land
Sowing the Seed and Pro Icing Bigger Crops
Work in Joint Effort the Soil of the United States and Canada
NECESSARY
The Food Controllers the United States and Canada are asking tor
production Scarcely 600 bushels of wheat avail
able allies before the harvest Upon the
Canada the burden of supply
Every Available TIabe Acre Must Contribute; Every Available
Farmer and Farm Hand Must Assist
Canada has be Seeded but power
short States allies for for seed
ing operation
canadas Wheat Production Last Year 600 Buhs the
Demand From Canada Alone for 1913 900 Bushels
To this she have assistance She has the land but needs
The the United States
effectively help do farm work this 1t wants the land in the United
States developed first but also help Canada When
find Canada fields after supplied
direct him there.
Apply Employment Service and will tell where
best the combined interests.
Western Cnads help will be not later than April sth Wages
competent help $50 90 month and board and lodging
Those who respond this will welcome, good
board and find comfortable homes They will of
mile from Canadian boundary destination and
For particulars and places where employment be had
app IT, S. Employment SERVICE, DEPARTMENT OF LABOR
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
When Your Eyes Need Care
Try Murine Eye Remedy

No Smarting Just Eye Comfort. 50 cents at
Druggists or mail. Write for Free Bye Book.
ElURINE EYE REMEDY CO.. CHICAGO
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01

Wanted-Men or Women Statesmen.
No canvassing Sales come easy with
our plan and your assistance. Selling
Operola Cabinet Talking Machines from
YOUR home Adv furnished free. One
salesman each county Write quick. VIM.
John & Co, Dept. >, Cincinnati, 0.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-03-01
important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that it
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26
The Red Cross

Is truly the army behind the
army. 1t needs your help to-day.
DO not let it call in vain. Join
now and become a member of this
great organization of mercy that
Is helping our boys now battling on
the firing line for civilization.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26
l3uxhnell-W'hcat.

Mrs Lewis Whca; announces tho en-
sagement and approaching marriage OF
her daughter, Frances rutherford. TO
Nathan Bushnell, Jr., lieutenant GUaior
Erade) United States Naval Reserve
Force. The wedding will take place
quietly at the home OF the bride on
June IL. with only a small company
Of relatives and friends present.
Mr.. Bushnell is a son OF Mr. and
Mrs. Nathan Bushnell. Of Robinson,
III