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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02
Financial

The rickpockc, ITO live not to live.
That is the question.
You ask what l think
OF the suggestion
To make all clothing rotketlcss:
1t may be just we'll.
For it's mournful tale
have to tell.
What with Liberty loans
And Red Cross drives and such.
My business now
Does nc; amour to much"
The Burglar: "Old pal.
Your story gloomy all right
iut you should follow
Around night
And the phony gems drcs1iDg tables
wonder sometimes
If all the girls
In mis- fair land OF ours
Wear phony pearls.
And If the real ones
That they used to buy, sir.
lIavc all been turned to bonds
r.. Eght the Kaiser
q handful Of gems
Now. the dead.
brings ABOUT one PUNK.
Yes sherman said IT,"
by this time nearly all the weary vacationists
have dragged themselves home to rest up and
get ready TO to work again. Vacations
would be all right II they didn't sap persons
vitality
Irwin Cobb brings this one back from rance:
An American prisoner in Germany happened
o say. Its all on account Of the darnfotl En-
pcior"
German officer overheard him AMI the
American FASTENED to say: ~ was REFER ne to
tie Emperor o: Japan
NO you don't" replied the officer You come
by TO the guard house already. You can't
fool me. There Is only ono darnfool Emperor"
Personally, we arc ready TO believe tho story
OF tho German soldier who approached tho
American lines under n flag rnd offered 10 trad,
two general. for a lpipc fun OF smokins.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02
Voice of the People
Letters must give the name md nd-
dress or the writer. Name will not DO
published III writer requests.
Trust the Pre,Idcnt.

To the Editor OF The Tines Dispatch
Sir,-Amcrican lads are failing in bat
men at home scramble for congress
sional jobs. led by an cx-Prcsident,
who n imsclt VS. once the large, OF an
assassins bullet. They assailcd the
President with victory in sight. The
president asks OF his country an in
dorscment that viii speed up the vic
tory. and save the lives of the SOL
dicrS OF many countries. Let us hope
that the war will soon end. The
wranElc at home is disgrace while
our boys fight and fall. Let's trust
tho President.
LEONIDAS STONE.
city Point, Va, October 80 1918
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

4 Little Slice o. Life.
y North Pole explorer
Came TO town the other day.
He had been away many years
And he was very hungry.
He went to a stylish restaurant.
He had been looking forward
To this event for n long time.
Up North ne had discovered
Practically everything except food.
He asked for a bill of fare.
He would eat through it twice.
He gave it a preliminary glance.
Then he glanced again-hard.
Then clapped his hand to his head,
Turned white AMI grew dizzy.
They helped him to tho open air
And he said: I'll be back soon" Z.
In two hours he returned
And gave the waiter large roll
With a rubber band around it.
And said: i've sold my ship.
Now bring me some ham and eggs"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

The figures the Federal reserve districts
made in the fourth Liberty loan made public
this morning. will cause a thrill all over the
Richmond district. This districts quota was
S2S0,000,0O0. The people bought bonds TO
the amount of s345, 100000 making the
percentage 1913 and placing Richmond dis
trict second on the list. it being ''overtoppcd"
only by Boston district, which, being assessed
$50O,00o.o00 paid in s632,221,S $50, making
l26 per cent We congratulate Boston dis
trict 1t is in'good company. In the olden
time Virginia and massachusetts were noted
Tor pulling together. They are still at it.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER .. lolS.

v Now that the German mind is becoming inn
bued with the idea of court trials, it should
not be content with bringing the various
Chancellors past and present before their
tribunals. They have wealth of good ma
terial. from the All Highest down through the
ranks of the Junkers, on whom they should
administer exact justice.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

IL Will require moro than the Kaiser's
WORD TO convince the world that Germany
overnight has been converted from an autoc-
racy to democracy. and the studied omis-
sion OF the words ''imperia' and royal"
from the latest Austrian note will not fool
any one into the belief that at last the people
rale. There is subtlety in every move the
central powers are making. but to their dis
comhture, the allies have been able to strip
off every disguise, and in every peace. line
yet written in Berlin and Vienna can be
traced the Hohenzollern- Hi psburg hand
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02
IEONIDAS STONE.
City Point. Va. October 30. 1915.


To The Editor OF The Times Dispatch !:
Sir,-Now that the airplane has be-
come an established fact some things
beginning would seem TO be in order.
For instance. tho Wrigh; brothers are
acclaimed as its inventors. Such. how
ever, is not the case. In the winter
and spring OF 1864 this writer a LEM
her OF Company 4, Twentieth Virginia
Battalion, heavy artillery. with his
company. was stationed in front of Fort
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02
Campaign Handicnns

WITH world events moving with n swift
ness that is startling, and great war
reaching its climax by lightning-like stages
II must be disconcerting to Republican poli-
ticlahs 10 hsht Tor the attention OF the Amer
icah people Ihey must feel, as thew
read the days news and grasp the meaning OF
The history thu is in the making. how
futile are their mutterngs. II is like shout
ing In the face OF hurricane or beating
against the tides OF the sea
The very day that Austria and Turkey
struck their colors. two bold and bravo Rc-
pnhilcan eX-Presidents sat in New York
'inp ana prepared joint statement to the
people oil the nation condemning the govern
ment which they arc presumed to support
calling for a reputation of the President thov
are supposed 10 uphold and appealing tn tho
American voter to elect only Republican can
didatcs for the United States Senate and
House Of Representatives. Was ANYTHING in
the history OF politics ever more badly timed,
Could these men possibly imagine that their
voices would carry beyond the range of their
own furious fists on such a day?
Ivy an unreckoned coincidence the rcnort
on aircraft production rendered by another
tepuoiican leader one-time candidate for
'he presidency was given to the public at
the same time. Campaign leaders had bonod
mat this report would contain the DYNAMITE
mat would blast the war administrative, Int
unhappily for them. it was practicable g., c,o,,,
'''' VI nc"i''.' ana lor every criticism this
same war administration has q good and ,ut
iicicnt answer ready IL has only IN nnin,
TO the days headlines wherein tho ora;
OF the country arc recorded as plcadip, f
mercy, as thcy knecl in attitude of abiect
SURRENDER lhese are sad days for the noIi,
icai orator whose only message is one of con
domination of his government
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

Sailors at Norfolk should not be mised
by reports of approaching peace into the fear
that their chances Of getting into the fight
are over Instead Of attacking the police
force they would better store up their spirit
Of battle against the time when they will
have to do police duty in Europe
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02
Information Bureau

Inquiries regarding nImost my tonic.
excepting legal and LiedieaI subs
1ects, are answered free. A. all In
quiries arc answered directly by per-
sonal letter q self-addressed, stamped
envelope Is required. Address The
Times = Dispatch Information bureau,
Richmond. Va
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

have been corrected, and the program is
now going ahead with most GRATIFYING re-
suits. To the Republican leaders the report
is keen disappointment, as out of It they
hoped to find material for much campaign
argument to support their claims OF Demo-
cratic indiciency and lack OF economy in the
public expenditures
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

Inc report OF former Justice Charles T.
hughes on the aircraft situation, which load
ing Republicans in and ont of Congress have
freely charged would develop q great scandal
when all the facts were asccrtained has boor
maze public, and taken in its entirety i,
practically presents clean bill of bcol,b
instead OF uncovcring a huge squandcrinp ~
money the report shows that of the $50,
ooo'ooo appropriated for the aircraft nro.
gram only slightly more than sl340oo 0oo
mas oeen expended, for which splendid results
,"'e neeh achieved. Mistakes OF Judgment
Al "h'ch some waste resulted in the outset
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

j. ID. G., East Observation-Disclosures
was Catholic. and a devout one, ac-
cordinE TO best accounts. In his Will
nc set aside q sum for the founding of
chapel for the saying OF masses. His
remains are now sepulchred in the
cathedral at Seville
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

occurred during the winter OF 1877
%. ana gets that name from the fact
that Dr. Cox, of Chesterfield County.
lost his life in the snowstorIn whiis
out looking after his patients.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02
Much Ado About Nothing
RI ROY X. slOIrI.TON.

Later on a meeting held in that Office
for the purpose of passing resolutions on the
death OF the cashier OF the institution. The
man who had been there eighteen years got up
and made long winded speech
Somebody out in the crowd murmured. Gosh!
For newcomer that guy has got lot to say"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

Cuyler is tho swell member
or our particular social set.
Every time have called him up
His butler has answered the phone
And has said. This is the butlah.
will see if he can answer"
The other day | happened in his
Bachelor apartment for the first
Time and while was sitting there,
The phone rang and Cuyler
Went and said. in low voice:
This is the butlah speaking,
! will see if he can answer"
That Toy is ventriloquist or
Something like that. He never
Saw butler in his life.
He learned camoufage from
Old Man Camouf. himself.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02
MissInE SoIdIer in Ernncc.

subscriber, Buckner.-Writc to the
Bureau OF Communication. American
Red Cross, Washington. u. c., stating
full particulars
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

with this years Thanksgiving, the carv-
ing or Turkey will be added cause for
thankfulness as the turkey is carved
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

increasing the household allowance of sugar
TO three pounds person month was sweet.
of Hoover.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

When two former bitter foes representing
distinct factions In the same political party,
whose, displacement from power resulted from
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

IELEI'HONE: hanuolph L.
l'rINate braiiCu EA>aihoEs
yvnneyting Win all depart
lnenlh.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

ANDRES ALI COMMUNiSN-
SIONS to The InesD
patch. anil nVt 10 lnu'N'uo
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

Germany's advisory" follow-up noto IA
president Wilson after he had transmitted
the German request for an armistice as a pro
! iuce 10 peace To the allied governments for
such action as they may TT to take shows
crafty purpose on the rari OF the German
government to try To nattcr the prosid.n,
into becoming supporter OF the prctcnsion
that the German people, through recent hur-
Tied reforms. have secured control of the gov
5ernment The Presiden, is not 10 be led into
this kind of 4 trap. Having laid the claims
Sof the German government az 10 It's powers
8 before the allies. the question of German
sincerity will be subjected TO the acid test
before the allied council with the ont
come wholly dependent on the proof sub
United.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

reports made by American editors return
lng from the war zone, to the effect that
Lloyd George and Premier Clemenceau are
IN absolute accord with President Wilson
and that every step he takes is approved by
the Versailles conference should disabuse the
minds or those enemies OF the administra-
tlon-and, it might be said, the friends of
GermanS-who industriously are intoxicating
the rear that he is refusing to heed advice
Of the allied leaders or take them into bis
coincidence preferring unaided to man ont his
own course. Such talk at "A time like this is
worse than idle and foolish-it is on the
verge of traitorous-and, except bv the
tSoughtless or the pro-German, il is rcpca,ed
only for its political effect
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

Der Tag" is now in it's twilight hours. just
about hunset.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

fepubican campaign managers and the
German press are doing splendid teamwork
IN the ehort to destroy the leadership of Pres
ioent "ilson IN world affairs by securing
hepuolcan majority in the next Congress-
autocratc leadership" so hateful to both
has been adopted as a common slogan -
confuse American voters regarding the SUI
preme issue in the coming elections In
view OF the fact that such splendid results
already have been achieved in the war under
the leadership of the President in directing
the part America has taken in the struggle
IL would be the height of folly to weaken
this leadership by placing it within the power
Oh ahtasonistc partisan politics to hamper
Tree action in the future direction OF hose
activities.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

SK.ANCR OFFICES: WASH
iuEton. lIl0 New lurk AsS.
uue: NeW York CITY, fhth
ANcnoc BuiIuinx; Smrhko.
t'eupie's Uns DuiiuhS
phinuclphiu. Cuiuniih Trust
l,nllutnE.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

Kronprinz says: 1T Is undesirable that Ger
many's enemies should be annihilat ed Now.
isn't that nice OF the dear, sweet young man?
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

Washington holds that poets engaged IN
an essential occupati ion but many editors will
doubtless remain unconvinced.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

Questions and Answers.
reduced 20 Simple Form.-~pcase give your
instructions for reducing. NJ w
Answer.--The instructions are very verbose.
and print paper is scarce. Try again on this
win STAMPED addressed return cnveIope.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

every day In the year at ~ snsteh rub.
Y Tf rshiux Co.. Inc ChsrIes T.. Hnsbr""h hu'''A ~
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02

by this time nearly all the weary vacationists
have dragged themselves home to up a nd
get ready TO to work again. Vacations
would be all right II they didn't sap PERSONS
Iinlif so
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-11-02
Riflrlluno Gimps-bispatrh

III THE TIMES THE DisiAhtSSh
~ 1856 Est, 20" q.
M GStsted January 11 1908. a r".i -ounss "
\ Richmond. Va. secOnuciRSS mattel
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

NOTICE or PERDBNCY OF SUIT
IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE SIXTH
JUDICIAL DISTRICT OF THE STATE
OF NEW MEXICO, WITHIN AND FOR
THE COUNTY OF LUNA.
Louis Freeman Sage
Plasntift
va
Ada Darr saC,
Defendant
The said defendant Ada Darr Sage. s
hereby notified that a civil action has been
commenced against her In the District Court
Of the Sixth Judicial District Of the State Of
New Mexico, within and for the County Of
Luna. by the plaintiff, Louis Freeman Sage,
wherein plaintiff praya that the bonds Of
matrmony now existing between plaintiff and
defendant be dissolved; and for general re.
lief
Plaintiff alleges as grounds for said action
that defendant has abandoned and deserted
plaintiff.
You, the said defendant, are hereby notified
that you are required 10 appear and answer
the complaint Ia said cause on or before the
e9h day Of March, A. d. 1918, the date OF
completion Of service BY publication herein
and that unless you 80 appear and answer
Judgment by default will he rendered against
YOU herein. and plaintiff win apply TO the
Court for the relief prayed for IN bis com
plant In said action.
The name and address Of plaintiffs Of.
iOrney Is r. ?. Hamilton. Deming, New Mex.
leo.
Witness my hand and the seal Of the Court
this ish day Of February 4, D; 1918.
9. R. HUGHES,
Feb.lS--Aehe Clerk.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01
TUHIs AND RED MOUNTAIN.
Last Weeks Correspondence

Last Weeks Correspondence
Miss Cobb, our efficient school
teacher, is still indisposed and un-
abe to be at her post, consequently,
no school.
Mr.. Scott Hazen has fine irriga-
ton well and is installing a thirty
horsepower engine for use the com
ing season.
A. S. Lawno made a business trip
10 Deming Monday. He says he fail
ed to realize any pleasure whatever,
owing TO the "gentle breeze"
nt-Wilber S. Ramsey writes
from Columbus TO r. S. Pond that
he is we'll and in a letter from home
folks at GAINESVILLE, Ca, stated that
they we're having lots Of snow.
E. F. Hurt made a business trip
to Deming Wednesday.
II. H. Jacobs is preparing for an
effectual bluff against the common
nuisance of neglected range cattle
which in the past have been breaking
through fences and destroying crops
His plan is an efficient fence for the
coming seasOn-bomb proof.
Mr.. and Mrs. Scott Hazen visited
their son, Don, at Haywood Springs
last Sunday. They found him som'
better although he has been very sicl
with rheumatism. The many friends
Of Don are wishing for him a SPEEDY
recovery.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

montary duly issued 70 the undersigned Harry
Ray Mason as executor Of the viii aud estate Of
William O. Mason, deceased
Notice Is further given that all persons
having claims against said estate should pre-
sent the same within the time required by law,
or otherwise said elaiml win DO barred.
Dated this Goth day Of January. A. d.
1918.
HARRY RAY MASON,
Executor Of the Win and Estate Of
William O. Mason deceased
Yausht Watson,
Attorneys for Executor
Deming. N. n.
Feb. 1872
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

VIM. Barracks, local contractor,
last Friday began the erection Of
one-story building On Silver avenue
between Spruce and Hsmlock. 10 be
occupied By the Peoples meat mar
ket about April Jet. The new build
ing is to be 2bxso feet, brick and
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

Government sanitariums FOR the
treatment Of soldiers afflicted with
tuberculosis are to be established al
New Haven, Conn; Whinple Bar.
racks, Prescott, Aria.; Asheville, n
c., and Denver. Colo.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01
A Few Bargains
Residence Properties

NO. -
hve-roOm Modern Brick house. 6OzlOO feet
Terms.
fiyerOOm modern house. 'front.' full good
ton Price $25OOOO Terms.
NO. g.
corner lots Price $4,000 Terms
NO. g.
ROomng house. II Net profit $4,000 per month $55OOC
mo. g.
Two lots four blocks south pOOfee $4,000 These
lots are $4,000 under market
Our fOur-rOOm frame house. and Onehaf blocks from
posOfce rents for $4,000 per month Two full lots Price sl
$4,000 Terms.
Lots in Orr Addition with water-$75OO to $4,000 We are
exclusive agents this Addition.
NO. g.
Lots four blocks south High School, $4,000 each Your terms
mo. g.
Seven passenger sdebaker trade for lots liberty bonds
diamonds.
Four six lots of 10th Pine streets on
road to Camp Cody price s325OO each Adjoining sold for
100000 each.
BUSINESS PROPERTY.
mo. -
5OzlOO Fl building Silver Avei rent will pay FOR it
three Fine location and fouryear ease Price $6OOOOO;
100000 cash. balance easy terms. Investigate this.
mo. q
Twenty to eighty thousand dollars trade
for ranch
NO. g.
Brick building Silver Avenue; long lease; big and
NO. ~
Jiney line good stand good business good Price il
right Will take Onehaf trade in Deming property Paso
property.
no. s.
Demng FL Paso property; PasO property for Dem
ing property What have you for tradei
If you have anything trade, tell We specialists
Two offces-E Paso and DeminE
Six years selling real estate Deuing We know valuesi
II you a bargain, ask
Wells-Peugh Realty Company
LAND SPECIALISTS
100 Spruce st. Phone No. 268. always On ne lsh"
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

In lhs Probate Couri n and for he County
Of Luna and stats Of New ho1loo.
NOTICE on APPOINTMENT on RxEcUT0R
IL ne matter q ne Last vil and testament d
WiIiam o. Maaon, deceased.
Nolloo 4 hereby given thar On De asa day
u January. 1918. p6uutni o ~ urd1r 1ele
loiole ont1rod IL ed Court Letters faia'
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

RAISE YOUR OWN MEAT-New
Zealand rabbits for sale, 700 s.
Iron Ave, City. 3-Sx
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

FOR SALE-12-h. p. engine in run
ming condition; will sell cheap. A
pony mare, broke to ride and work
also Rhode Island Red cOckerels,
from laying stock. J. D. Henry, Dem
inc. 2-15-tf.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

WANTED-To trade lots in Rue's
addition to Deming for a good
Jersey or Holstein COW, Address
box 1893. 24-2-A.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

MILK-When in need Of milk that
stands for quality, call up the
Standard Dairy, Phone S99-J2. J..
4. Carter, proprietor. 2Otfc
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

WANTED-Good farm hand and
wife, for extended period. Albert
Wilsey, Deming. Jan letfc
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

FOR SALE-Block Of 20 residence
lots near high school; fenced and
leveled. Terms. Price $500. Pho
reer real estate company.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

FOR SALE-5-room house all furn-
nished, close in. Terms. $3.50.
Pioneer Real Estate ca. 2-l5f
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

wANTED--Ladies' tailoring, dress
making or plain sewing. Salts
faction guaranteed. Phone ia. 1913
Iron Avenue.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

FOR RENT-Bed room with outside
entrance, bath, $1,000 month. .
minutes walk from postoffice. 2-22tf
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

FOR SALE-Six lots on East
Spruce st., near canning factory,
price for all, $3.50. Pioneer Real
Estate Co.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

WOMAN WANTED-TO do house
work. Inquire Peoples Meat Mar
ket. 2-15-tf.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

GAS. ENGINE WANTED-If you
have an internal combustion en-
CINE Of standard make; from 70 to
so horsepower; burning kerosene, dis
tillate, solar oil. or lower grade fuel;
in first class condition: for sale at
reasonable price; write, giving full
description, price, and present lOca-
ton, to GRANT COUNTY COPPER
COMPANY, Box 200. Santa Rita, N.
NJ. 2-15-3t.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1918-03-01

EGGS-FOr Matching from heavy
winter laying s. G. White Lsehorns
and Barred Rocks, per setting $3.50;
also q few nice Barred Rock Cock
erels from reap nested stock. $500
each.