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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
SPOKANE MAN GASSE0
BY HUNS over THERE

OTTAWA. April 1.-The following
Americans are mentioned in today's
casualty list:
Wounded: A. McComh. Detroit.
Gasscd: w. mckinley. Detroit; +.
!. Dcemer. Pittsburg. PA: +. H.
Jones. Spokane: T. J. Bourbon, Pull.
man. III; y. +. Forsythe. Lawrence.
Mich.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
PORTLAND YARD GETS con.
TRACTS

Vacant wooden HhipynrdA in Port
land have been awarded contracts
to the extent Of $50 $50 900 by Chair.
man T., NJ Hurley Of the shipping
board
These contracts call for the con
atruction Of 100 motor driven boats
OF 5000 tons zach, They viii cost
from $3.50. 600 to 100000 each. ana
viii bo put IN the Pacific Coast and
China trade.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01

stall st.1r. ohirardsiirs ehacoisis. 80
90. raFHfiahna. a. Pas Nrafnatu pnu
der frl liza Jap firs. 1tel Olympic
uaarnkn flour. 80 Nisit e.. large bot
iis eatsmr. soc e0ttusurt. tho sweetest
shuffrrgnr Sc ~ al canned raffsss.
$50 ~ stall -. sntt piahsAi. 49, r.
TO- potato sausage itr - iittis link
rausArs cEe o. Afzif -. serdisss rfauH.
fruit. 2 for ice = Tor &c sweet oranges
ssr doH Etau ieA. wfnssap apples. 81 -
hon delivered ss~dissr grapefruit for
a. ; far Sc
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
Macintosh TO
ASSUME DUTIES
IN TWO WEEKS

Judge Kenneth Mnckintohh will
tender his resignation aH Judge Of
the King county superior court April
10 and go Immediately to Olympia
20 assume his duties on the state
supreme bench, he said Monday.
Macintosh was appointed by Gov.
Lister saturday.
Clay Allen. 4. = district attorney
for Western Washington. was APP
pointed by the governor to succeed
Judge Macintosh. Both appoint.
ments are for vacant judicial posi-.
,lons which viii be filled az the gen.
oral election in November
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
ORIENTAL TRADE RECORD

The first quarter year OF 1918 has
eclipscd all previous records in orr.
entail trade. according TO figures
compiled by Robert c. Hill. manager
OF the Mercantile Exchange.
Fifty.siS vessels. aggregating in
tonnage 1880. cleared from Seat
tie for the Orient in this period.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
CORNER

stall - tsndsfioin of sole. see 10
fsrsh rod snapper. IN. .be fresh hsf-
finu . he ifr. Columbia River srasita
fc D. fresh tirk rod he Sc. Pfsii
t.F-s. pot ruaHt tfr 10: calves heart.
Zee. fresh urrh bom~s. fsr 10 bseh
bones. ? ih= fkrs veal roast. itr ~
fresh ribs ~ h~~f tfMe ~ stall ies.
i.-si fresh churnsd butter. SO N fresh
california butter az. iha $50. Sc
coffee. ise. rfrah rround psanu, butter.
igr ~ its Sc
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
AGED MAN DROPS DEAD

w. w. Cavanough, So. employed
nj odd hours about the residence
OF w. +. Keene, an insurance man.
with offices In the Alaska build
ing, dropped dead at tho latters
home. 1877 Belmont ave. Monday
morning, about 1880. Heart failure
was responsible.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01

ned seal Oruesry Annsr. fresh spin
arh. Toe ID - its Yakima potatoes.
See. ! large cans milk stc. rolls tot
irt paper. gtet 3 pkKs Shaker salt. -te
stall 81 eurraut Jelly. i1r ~ fresh
milk i0e a.. stpaEs zoe can old
uomssfsad peas t&rs rams fniursd
clans. s3rs two sc cans asparagus,
60. Ne Z salnutH zee ~ Htaii -.
unfieseup oiserusffafine. fsr % stall
-. tsth inaf bread. g.. sail -. iaf.
rirHtnn Hail cnffs~. r2r Jar soap stall,
baf- Saptha. fenax ~ crrsthi white.
gfr. thrn hard nnAp. tr. HaAfoaui.
large. sgr. small. fnF lie sugar
stall. : largo cans frderai 1ilh see. 2
smsu Cafnatisn o. npFden'a. zee.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
ECONOMY

stall -. tbs % nns nranuiassd sugar.
ssr Stall 81. pure natufsi fniisi lee a :
cream sfe pt Rfau -. fknrr fresh
ehurnsd crramsrT batter zee ~ sKEp.
ssr dos asAii 20. ouians ~ Zee
asparagus. ttr -; eauiiflovsr. Sc Knh
up F~saisss grapefruit. : for ioe, for
7sr atsu -. Colombia River snsiis
sc ~ fresh ueeksTsi. ite 10. iAFEs
herring ihs 1kr
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
AMrs WORKER KILLED

At the Ames shlpyard Saturday
afternoon John Johnson was killed
almost Instantly. lie was struck by
a block when the rigging on a trav.
cling crane gave way.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
Shipyard and
Waterfront
News & Notes

Liberty Day. next saturday.
which h. the Anniversary OF
Americas entrance IN the war.
and the opening OF the Third
Liberty loan drive. win be ceie-
bratcd In every Hhipyard IN the
country.
Arrangements ARE on foot for
Observance ia all Seattle ship.
yards at noon There viii be mu.
sic. flag ralalngs and speeches.
Chairman Hurley Of the l.. IS.
emergency fleet corporation
urged the programs.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01

Riau ~. iha fine Htanuiatsd sugar.
rt- Ffali -. rure natural milk. To -
cream. s6r a.. stall 80. ite rnn toms
toes tsc sec can pineapple. ifrs 90
raa p~aa. tfs stall 1885 fancy dried
rraehrs itr NJ : cans sardines. 80
gtsu &c. Federal milk. ioc. homemade
isitfrs Ice glass H~tr's premium
boiled ham. sso ~ a~ift's bacon. tor
md frc ~ stall 1857. rih boiling beef.
fa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
ATTRACTIONS
At THEATRES
Win APPROVAL
METROPOLITAN

The Boston English Grand Opera
company will open a five days en-.
sagesnent In Seattle tomorrow even.
INK. az the Metropolitan. III Trova-
tore" Martha" and bohemian Girl"
will be presented by the famous com.
pnny during It's appearance here.
MOORE
Miss Leona In Mar. the girl Of IA
thousand eyes. IN the topllner at the
Moore theatre this week. on the Or.
phcusn bill She undertakes TO an.
swer any question any one asks. and
Sundays audiences failed 10 stump
her
Exemption" IN n playlet with "A
punch. while They Auto Know Bot.
ter" Dugan and Raymond. has some
bright lines.
Count Pcrrone. an invalid Italian
soldier. and Miss TriX oliver have
remarkably fine voices.
Loney Haskell has some chcstnuts
and lot Of new quips
"silvermoon" IN IA dog contortion-
list. The act Is unique IN canine at.
fractions.
Aerial spinning IL the hobby Of the
TaAma Trio. and the finale IS mighty
effective.
This weeks Travel Weekly in.
ciudes visit 20 Norway and depicts
some Of the queer fish found in
South sea waters.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
GRIFFITH - APPOINTED

Emerson J. Griffith OF tho general
office Of the Pacific Steamship com.
nany was Saturday afternoon APP
pointed Northwest agent OF the sea
service bureau OF the United States
shipping board. His offices will be
at 7i2 Securities bldg.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
TURN OyER 100 SHIPS

During the month OF March. ten
completed ships were turned over
20 the United states emergency flee,
by Seattle and Portland Six were
delivered from Seattle and four
from Portland.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01

Calls from numerous towns In
the wheat belt OF Eastern wash
ington for scores Of farm laborers
were received again Monday by tho
United States employment bureau,
foot OF Union ct.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
fFNTIt Al.

ffeip Yourself brand coffee soc value
10 sec lbs $50. Campbelt's soups tic.
VI D. coffee. I 10. 14c. Q he pc. b
tha s. 20. uofdsn'a or CnrnRfion mill.
large sfoHr Mount Vernon Federal milk.
large. Zoe. cream % harley. s2c. snidsr's
ratHup. large. Csc.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01

Burglars entered the home Of Rev.
+. II, Bateman. i6i cath ave. and
stole the Easter morning collection
OF $50 that had been taken at st.
Clements church.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
UOWAkDS ARE
CALLED EAST

Gene and Willie Howard. famou'
comedians with The Show OF Won
ders," hurried away from Seattle C
New York Saturday when they re
ceived word their father was vcry
III there. Other comedians with tn,
company filled In the gap.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
FALLS FROM sCAFFOID

y. q. Hughes was fatally injured
saturday when he fell 20 feet from
scaffold at the skinner & Eddy
shipyard
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
WRENCH INJURIES WORKER

Harvey FENDER. baIs West Stevens
ct was injured az the Ames ship.
yard when a wrench dropped from
30 feet above him struck his skull
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
WILKES

Playing 20 crowded houses Sunday
at afternoon and evening perform
ances. the wilkes players scored "A
hit In their latest offering. "A WON.
ans Way"
There are several women with sev.
eral different ways In this rousing
comedy. There IL Mrs. Elizabeth
Biakcmorc. widow. called 'Puss" by
her admirers. who has way Of
enSnaring married men.
And there IN young Mrs. Howard
Stanton. who has "A unique way OF
retaining her husband.
Pretty and talkatiyc Mrs. Living.
Hton has way Of keeping tab on
her husband by entering all his
faults in little notebook. and
checking up on him at regular in.
teryals.
Anyway. "PuHs' ensnared Howard
Stanton. young. wealthy. high soei.
ally. A scandal followed.
Grace HUFF and Ivan Miller play
splendid leads. The remainder OF the
cast is excellent
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
WORKERS DIES FROM FAIL

Failing from the hun 81 the Es.
cort II at the Marine Iron wroks. Al
bert Olson was killed instantly Sat.
urday afternoon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
PALACE HIP

A seven-act vaudeville show with
two headline numbers is at the Pal.
ace Hip. A musical comedy fea.
ture. '"rhe Campus Girls" featuring
Medley and Moyne. comedians, IL a
clever entertainment
Edytho Sterling. Mutual movie
star. is the other headiiner. She is
making her debut in vaudeville on
this circuit
The Packard trio prove the com.
edy hit OF the show.
Scamp and Scamp offer n comedy
horizontal bar act.
Billy and Ada white are singers
and dancers.
Ardeli Tracy In ceilis;. with
classical and popular selections.
Toh Murata offers foot juggling
and wire walking.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
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Public Markets
SDt III f~D

SOUTH End
cream ~ barley. .sc PKG househeii
hfan De- o. hiuinF Dc bottle flake
white shortenins fse ~ Hilis coffee
tY.liow taEt SIC. Hiiisdais pineapple
ifr esnI fstnts vinegar. 1ar bottle
Too Garden afrup Sic pint poFk saa.
saEe. gse 10 round STEAK. sse - best
Jersey butter. 10r ~ , cheese CON
rreaml soc % bread. g. ioaf. doush'
nuts zee dosru.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
ORPIIEtfM

September Morn" with Eda Otto
posing the title role. and with the
other favorites OF the West O'Brien
company in good parts. opened Sun.
day at the orpheum theatre. Third
ave, and Madison st
The audience cheered the new
patriotic ballad. The Men Behind
the Men Across the Sea" II is a
Seattle product. Louis Ameker
sings IL. J. c. Corey painted the
slides. Melvin Winstock wrote the
words and Le Grand Carter the
music.
Other vaudeville acts are Pinard
and Dudley in Don't Weaken"
o'Kecfe and Brown in black and
tan fun. HaEer and Nystrom. the
harmony boys. and George Witch.
uan. In clay modelings.
The picture feature is Violet Mer-
sereau in The Girl by the Road.
side"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
I " FANIlOf9
city cnmutfoils

rEANHrERR ASH TRUCK DRIVERS.
NOTICE Special meeting on Tuesday
Nve.. Apfu gnd. a. 80 i.1ugshore'
lnsn's Hall. Wrs,sfn aud unlysfsiil -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
B-City Real Estate for Sale


u houses from 9-rOom 70 i0-roOm houses
Price from 1900 70 - 900 on terms
YDrSC 4 BHOBERC
t1z5 Ballard Ave. Phone Ballard s13.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
S2-Male Help Wanted

FARM LABOR ron WESTERN CANADA
Canada farm needs make necessary an
appeal 60 tho united states allies Tor
rnsn. The government Of the unitsd
states wanss every man who can -.
fscsiyriy help 20 Do farm work thts
year ~ wants the land In the United
States developed first. % caurse. but 2,
elsa wants 20 heir Canada Whenever
~e find man we can spare O. can
hfA's fields after ours ere supplied wr
want 20 direct him there We will tell
you where you can heat asrve the corn
hined Interests Rate % cert r~f
falir frofn Canadian boundary rotnts %
destination and return. FaT partiea-
vice. Department Of labor. or =.
Griev~. Canadian government aFont.
tai FIRST ave Spokane. wash
.rAR,f rAHonrRs WANTED X
OHEAT NuNnERs FOR TIVE WHEAT
FtEf.pS OF CANADA sSp pN THE
FARMS ~ THE UNITED STATES
~ AcCORDkNCE WITH TSTEHSA-
GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL - 10
GATED WITH THE a y I'M
rfnYMENr SERVICE. At FIRST
AVE AND UNION ST CONFER
WIN NM RELATIVE TO i.cENr,
INTO CANADIAN WHEAT FIELDS
HIGHEST wAcEs
CARPENTERS on roRM WORK. "a
n0RERs az steady work buildinE
construction union wages bunk house
" dssirci nriHE blankets
A. W otrEr co. nREMERToN
shf.FswES WANTED FOR TERRI
tory. Moisture earhurstor; guaranteed
caii Oaks Hotel. Room .. between
a. m. snd .. IN.
SEVERAL. ExPErfr~crp MrS. r.cK-
ing ard shipping department Cali
Pacific Coaa, niseuit CO
wN G oREESE's MEMS upsr AIRS
su,t Shop cave. yoa tie on every suit
ard evsrcoat Tr.ders' Bsiiaiss. ssss
STOCK ssf.rRMAN WHO CAN NAFT
rpsd IN The sisid references required
s,ssfy position for right mAn. ga
Empire nidr
HONEST. EXPERIENCED rfHuER.
mar wanted partner IN 'ust hull,
trolling boat. - feet long hrply Or
write ses fsrd a.. Tacoma. wash.
sAt.FsMES AND AGENTs FAMILIAR
with selling No others need apply
80 Empire nifF
HCWF FOR MtnptE-kGrD WOMAN.
children No objection. good home. WIN
tsrSn rrssien wsss I 20
3t-FEMALF HELP-wsSTED
1--WE BRIGHT. CAPABLE LADIES TO
travel demonstrate snd soil dealers
SIS 20 $50 per month. Railroad fare
paid Goodrich Drug Company. Dept
80. Omaha. Nsh.
yOf-~G WOMEN TO rrAWN TEfr-
phone operating Paid While learning
Permanent employment Call ms
Fourth ave
All. SEw on Old DANCES GutsaS
tsed tsush. Hsurs I to Q ard 7 10
II. rf'fh snf University Pref os.
--r p1itn,. ss7.
35-Female Situations Wild.
PosiTIp~-HOusEK - EwEp-
ish lady o. middle are Good cook.
neat heusskssgsr. lIieI. siar
37-Salesmen Wanted
STOCK sAf.EaMAS. WITH MACHINE
able 70 carry himself uiE lineup ard
money Estfer for the right man ts1
-@-L@~~--s~-
38-Business Chances
GOOD NOVTNG PICTURE THEATRE
Ia Port Orchard for sale Price $3.50
The oniy show IN town
PORT ORCHARD COMMERCIAL co
Port Orchard. wash
COSFEcTtoNERY STORE. BUILDING
and lots FOR sale. on State - Frank
" wicker. sodro- WooiisY. wash.
FOR sALE-70 GAT.fyoN MILK ROUTE
with all equipment. IN Seattle Apply
z. =. Parrish. 7is "a Ave Seattle
MAN WITH MACHINE WHO Will
drive salesman on commission basis.
no F0rfF 80 Empire Bldg
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
,e-Citv Real Estate for Safe

ave. \ rheRe neaeen teit
ssrODM COTTAGE. FvnNtsttEp OR
unfgrniahcd. Hood lot close In. call
.>N~SsSSo>~sseeS~~~>
iaA--REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
rEAL nARdAN
TWO FtNE, tENEt torS. sasss, To-
Gated 81 3tth y W and W fhth ste
These lots have unobstructthie view
city. sound ana olympic range. \
beautiful building sits. These lots cost
me 81 Gee five NvArH agn VIII sell Tor
$3.50 vash Reason Tor low price y that
I am building on other lots amt want
the money Call owner, q. 4. ifft
rnn rORr ORCHARD COMMERCIAL
Co. ~ reason ~ ita location a. county
scat ~ Nitsap county. is best equipped
90 cffcr real bargains tn tho Puget
sound Navy Yard ntuirirt on vacant
lots. improved homes. unifnpfevcd and
Orchard Commercial Co, Port orchard,
Wash office open supdays
CHEAPER THAN REST
5 FINE COTTAGES West Seattle only
ti.t0e each. easy terms, ana 6
rooms; extra hts lots, finest Garden
soil ready fnr planting call on Owner,
tt2t West Eddy. near Graham or ats
i.eafy hids- Main teie
R-------------- .---------.-r- n
+ Two nI.oCKs NORTH Or CIrN T
LIMITS
II Il
one acre, an cleared Price t.soo. This
IL snap NeunT Hroberg Agsq
ballard ave. Phone nAiiard SIS
f.RoOM Hnusn AM Tors roR
sale, on Ferry at. blocks from Malta.
"a q wicker sedrar wooiieY. wash
~~~~S~S~>-~~@~~~>~N~N~~~ eNeSrN~~N~~N~~~~-~eNN~
22-Furnished Houses
GROOM BUNGALOW FoR RENr ron
sSss ~ SlS lsssI ~RgJlesSs ssssS
27-HouSekeeping Rooms
FURNIsifEn HOUSEKEEPING ROOM
private bath. close Go car. s. 20. 30
~S~s~~>~e~~-~~>~~
30-Fur. Rooms for Rent
RENT YOUR SPARE ROOM
We can ind a desirable. paYtas rccfner
for yeu, siins al tn Tstr STAR
costs vou emily tsr for two asy.
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S2-Male Help Wanted
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01
50-Furniturc for Sale

5O-Furniture for Sale
tDvERTlEs tHED ruRsfrURr ~
Tn. EisF. Hundreds % home seekers
ard we'll psfd workers. tYos Tor "Bsr-
rains In Furniturs" IN ''hi. column.
ses rates at top % first column. this
rare
~1~a~~~4~0~~S~0~~er ~~~.~4o~4~N~4~s~
51-Furniture Wanted
W. BuY MORE USED FURNITURE
and pay higher prices than any house
IN the city Phone Main .3sa Sasttls
suction Co. 7oos Second ave
rake Furr 60 ssa PIKE Main ssft
55-Rusiness Personals
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1918-04-01

RENT Your SPARE ROOM
We can lind a desirable. paYias rcSruer
foe you a Attire al tn THE STAR
cost. vcu emily tsr for two dsys
S>-~~~0-~r~rNNs>e~~~s~s-~~~
The Washington times., 1918-05-10
Eat POtatOes-the Old Crop
Instead of Bread
You Help the Country in Doing This. You Also Pro-
tect Yourself From Future High Prices

The Government of this country urges its citizens Ia
use potatoes wherever possible in place Of other foods onc
year ago potatoes twelve fifteen dollars and more
barrel The public complained bitterly Everybody wanted
potatoes
Farmers we're impIored plant potatoes enough. THEY
RESPONDED PROMPTLY And now for lack Of co-ordina-
ton and cooperation the part Of the public there is
ut of potatoes great stock Of valuable food that VIII be
lost unless the public viii show patriotism and common sense
and in its choice Of food give preference to potatoes
This newspaper urges its readers to eat potatoes the
old crop-no the new half developed infinitely less
shng new potatoes The farmers took the trouble to
raise the potatoes you EAT THEM And remember that
discourage them now neither you the Government wiz
have any right to repeat last springs performance and beg
the farmers to plant more potatoes and more and more
get for the Government guarantees the price he plants
corn rye oats knowing that his market WI be there-the
highest prices ever paid.
How can you ask him to plant potatoes how can you
expect him to save you again from high potato prices that
distressed you year ago. you not willing to cooper
ate with hin, now, and do your duty?
Eat up old crop of potatoes other Toodstu6s
Please show this editorial to your friends talk to them
about IT, tell them that they introduced this day TO
the President of the United States and asked his opinion
he would tell them that they would render service the
country and national welfare by using the great potato
crop encouraging farmers, saving other food and avoid
ing extTayagnty high prices for potatoes next fall BY
operation with the farmer at this time.
Potatoes unlike wheat corn and other products keep
only short time Even the potatoes that should be
eaten are sproutng in the cellars matter how carefully
they may be kept.
EAT POTATOES. Plenty of them, they make good,
healthy blood strong people you doubt it. look at John
L. Sullivan whose ancestors lived chiefly potatoes and
buttermik for generations.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1918-03-07
BUT TEACHER MIGHT OBJECT
Practical Though It Wasn't Work.
ed Out Alphabetically.

District Attorney Swami was talking
about New York's moral crusade.
1--WE get suggestions for this difficult
crusade" he said, that in their rough
and-ready quality remind me of the al
zebra story.
Little Willie was porting over his
books one evening, when his father
bent over him complacently and said:
Cant | help you SOM
81 wish you would, father said
Willie. I've got an algebra problem
here, and it's awful hard
Algebra, eh? Wen, let's see her
$50 little Willie handed her over.
The problem read:
IF A does piece of work in eleven
days, and Il does it in two days, how
long would it take them to do ii to-
getherT
THE old man frowned Then he
said.
"'What makes you think this is al
zebra. boy?'
Because, said Willie, it's got an A
and a b in it,
Ills father frowned harder than
ever.
"Wen' he finally said, the only
proper thing to do in case Of this Kind
Is, of course, to fire A."
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1918-03-07

To drive tank, handle the guns, and
sweep over the enemy trenches, takes
strong nerves, good rich blood, good
stomach, liver and kidneys. When the
time comes, the man with red blood in
his veins is up and at it," He has iron
nerves for hardships-an interest in his
work grips him. That's the way you
feel when you have taken blood and
nerve tonic, made up Of Blood root,
Golden Seal root, Stone root, Cherry
bark, and rolled into sugar-coated
tablet and sold in sixty-cent Walls by al.
most all druggists for past fifty years
as DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
cry. This tonic, In liquid or tablet form,
is just what you need this spring TO
give you vim, vlgor and vitality. At the
flag end of hard winter, no wonder
you feel rundown" blue, out of sorts.
Try this Medical Discovery" of DR..
Pierce's. Don't waitl To-day is the
day to begin! A little pep" and you
laugh and live.
The best means to oil the machinery
of the body, put tone into the liver,
kidneys and circulatory system, is to
first practice a good housekeeping.
i know of nothing better as laxative
than vegetable pill made up of May.
apple, leaves of aloe and jalap. This
Is commonly sold by all druggists as
Or. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets, and
should be taken at least once week TO
clear the twenty-five feet of intestines.
You will thus clean the system-expel
the poisons and keep toeH. Nolo is
the time to clean house. Give yourself
a spring house cleaning.-Adv.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1918-03-07
KIDNEY TROUBLE NOT
EASILY RECOGNIZED
Applicants for Insurance Often
Rejected

An examining physician for one of the
prominent life insurance companies, in an
interview of the subject, made the as
tonishing statement that one reason why
so many applicants for insurance are re-
jected is because kidney trouble is so COM
mon to the American people, and the large
majority of those whose applications are
declined do not even suspect that they
have the disease.
judging from reports from druggists
who are constantly in direct touch with
the public, there is one preparation that
has been very successful i'll overcoming
these conditions. The mild and healing
influence of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root is
soon realized. 1t stands the highest for
its remarkable record of success.
We find that Swamp Root is strictly
an herbal compound and we would adj
wise our readers who feel in need of such a
remedy to give it a trial. 1t is on sale
at all drug stores in bottles of two sizes,
medium and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation SEM Ten cents to DR..
Kilmer g. Co., Binghamton, N, Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention ~this paper.-Adv.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1918-03-07
To Cut Prices.

EX-MayOr Mitchell of New York WIS
talking at dinner about war prices.
"These war prices are staggering"
he said, "They're very hard to com
bat, too. When man comes along
with simple easy method for bring
ing war prices down to the pre-war
level. his idea is apt to be about as
valuable as Josh's.
"JoSh said at the club one day:
The high cost of living is fierce.
hut | can't tell you how to cut your
bills in half
How? HowT the big clubroom
choruSed.
"'Use an ordinary pair of shears
said Josh"