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Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26
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"RE READY TO GIVE ALL"-MESSAGE
OF UNITED STATES SENATOR PHELAN

United States Senator D. Phean has sent message OF
aDnea to evry Californian regarding the Third Liberty
Loan. 1t follows:
subscription to Liberty Loan appeals the patriotic
and business citizen Our country hghtng Tor It's
unscrupuous We have pledged
boys at the front 'ur
resources apart from the vaor OF our soldiers natched
becomes for question
of the way marshang The issuance OF Gov
bonds favorable method tor them
They have security of the Government and interest PAID
upon patriotic 1t in the business
civilization IT the bonds
subscribed Government will have to resort the less
needed funds by power OF taxa
ton So plain patriotic duty well as the business IN
teret insure with victory by taking these
ability do Under the dl-
of President the matchess resources OF America w
of whose would
be blight to My colleagues who have returned from
the front having gone with pacst and humanitarian eanngs
would be eadurable
this earth domination they ready to give all
they including their lives bring victory to our arms
This should be the sentiment of every loyal citizen.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26
PEOPLE
ARE PATRIOTIC

San Francisco, April 26. - "Over
the Top Today" is the slogan which
has been adopted by the Committee of
One Thousand in charge of the Liber-
ty Loan drive in this city. San Fran
cisco began its big push last evening
with monster meeting at the Expo
sition auditorium in response to Pres
ident Wilson's proclamation designa-
ting today as Libedty Day. By mid
night tonight it is hoped that the city
of the Golden Gate will have sub
scribed its entire quota of $53, ,7OO,-
600.
Major General E. D. Swinton, of
the British army, who built the fam
Gus tanks which have played havoc
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26

with the German ranks, was the prin-
cipal speaker at last nights mass
meeting. He was aided by William
D. Hart, known as the "good bad man
oof the movies"
At noon today the Committee of
One Thousand met at luncheon and
speded all the plans for the big often
sive which will continue until mid
night. Thousands of Boy Scouts who
aided in the Second Liberty Loan
drive will be awarded prizes by the
Treasury department for their work
at a great mass meeting to be held at
the Exposition auditorium tonight.
Instead of one big demonstration,
hundreds of esser meetings and dem
onstrations will be held hoday and to-
night in every section of the city. No
district will be overlooked.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26
ALASKAN INDIANS
BECOMING CITIZENS

Juneau, Alaska, March 20 (By mail)
Many Alaska Indians are becoming
naturalized American citizens, it is
said, taking advantage of recent
amendments to federal laws govern
ing them. Under the new law, Alas
ka natives who become citizens are
to be treated as white citizens.
In applying for citizenship, an In
dian must obtain a certificate, usual
ly from a government teacher, show
ing that he or she has abandoned all
tribal relations and is leading a civil
lized life. This certificate must be
witnessed by five white persons who
have known the applicant for year
or more.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26
NOTICE 'TO CREDITORS.

Estate of Joseph w. Cuin, deceased
Notice is hereby given by the under
signed, Ray Edgar, administrator of
the Estate Of Joseph w. Cuin, de-
ceased, to the creditors of and all
persons having claims against the
said deceased, to exhibit the same
With the necessary vouchers, within
four months after the first publication
Of this notice, to the said Ray Ed
gar, at his office, SIT Main street. Ell
Centro, California, on file with the
Clerk of the Superior Court of the
County Of Imperial, State of Califor-
MIA
Dated March 81, 1918.
RAY EDGAR,
Administrator.
JAS. w. GLASSFORD,
Attorney for Administrator.
Observation-Disclosures
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26
At The Theatre
Coming to the Palace.

William S. Hart, as the "Two-gun
Man" in "The Bargain" coming to
the Palace theatre, is pictured in one
Of the biggest as well as most en-
joyable pictures. "The Bargain" was
produced by Thomas H. Ince, whose
features are famous for their magnifi-
cent sets and scenes, but III this great
realistic picture of the real West he
surely surpassed himself. The cast
is made up of the exact types which
add materially to the realism of this
great Hart production in six reels.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26
DAY
IS .LAUDED

Continued rom Page One)
School Teachers in machines.
Ell Centro and Holtville High School
Base Ball Teams. ....
School Children. .--
Ell Centre. Home Guards.
.Vigilantes with Bond Slackers.
Veterans Spanish American War.
Section IL.
l(Facing South on Fourth, Noorth Of
80. .Main.)
Ell Centre Fire Department.
U. S. Marine Corps Car.
Red Cross Floats. =.
War Savings Stamp Committee
Float.
Liberty Loan Committee Float.
Y. M. c. A. entry.
Floats and Cars of Local Firms.
Automobiles-free to all.
ROUTE OF MARCH.
Starting at Fourth, west on Main
to Seventh; south on Seventh to
State; east on State to Chautauqua
tent, where program will commence at
II o'clock. .. .,. y. aa
Seats reserved for participants in
the parade-ushers will show you to
your seats.
! PROGRAM IN CHAUTAUQUA
TENT
At II O'clock.
"The Star Spangled Banner" by Ci-
'mera's Band.
Patriotic Drill, by School Children.
Reading of Presidents Liberty Day
Proclamation, by O. B. Tout.
Reading, "a Mothers Prayer" by
#. Hawkins Burge.
Remarks to the New Registrants,
by Prof. Randall.
Musical Selection, by MARI Enter
tainers, of Chautauqua forces.
Address, Liberty Day." by DR.. Ar
thur H. Francis, of the Chautauqua
forces.
"Where Imperial County Stands in
the Bond Drive" by County Chair
man M. o. King.
"What Ell Centre District Wants for
a Finish in the Bond Drive" by Dist
Chairman j. E. Davis.
Receiving Subscriptions for Bonds
Ample arrangements will be made
to handle all applications for Liberty
Binds in the big tent following the
meeting. Come prepared to turn in
your subscription.
ID The total sales of bonds at the
meeting in the Chautaqua tent wer:
$4,000. J. E. Davis and his crew of
workers for the bonds outdid them,
selves in the few minutes given .hem
to sell bonds.
The total of Liberty Bond sales fol
FL Centre at the close of the day were
reported to be $2O9,OOO.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26
SILK INDUSTRY
IS SUFFERING
(By Associated Press)

Shanghai, March 80 (By maiD
That the silk industry of China is suf-
fering for want of government direc-
ton and assistance and that such
should be Forthcoming at an early
date, is the substance of resolution
adopted by members of the Foreign
Silk Association at recent general
meeting in Shanghai.
In view of the large amount con-
tributed by the silk industry in taxes,
such aid should be of a substantial
character, in the opinion of silk deal
ers, and the government is being ap-
pealed to in that sense.
E. c. Bryne, chairman of the For
eign Silk association, presided, and
was supported by M. Knight, the
French commercial attache; Julean Ar
mold, American commercial aSache;
M. Muller; M. Nader, president of
the French Chamber of Commerce,
and others. The commercial attaches
and representatives of the Chinese
silk guilds promised cooperation.
The chairman in his address cited
figures to illustrate the value of gov
ernment supervision of the industry
as projected in Japan. During the sea-
son of 19O7-S, he said, Japan exported
93,110 bales, as against 1888 bales
exported from Shanghai. For the sea-
son of 1867 Japan's report was
E226,569 bales, against 65,S47 from
Shanghai.
"From these figures" said Mr..
Byrne, "you will see that we have
made but little headway, while Japan
on the other hand has gone forward
enormously, and l am not including
silk piece goods, of which China's ex-
port is negligible in comparison with
that of Japan.
"Not only Japan, but practically all
isilk-producing nations" he continued,
"have their governments as guiding
hands in sericulture. Naturally it
will occur to US ALL Why should we
foreigners and Chinese put our hands
in our pockets to find funds that
the Chinese government should pro-
vide?'
Outlining plans for the cominc year
for the Improvement Of the industry,
the speaker said:
"The schemes we have in view nat
urally depend on the funds provided,
but they will follow on the lines that
have been successful in other coun-
tries. This year we propose to as
sist and advise those experimental sta
tions that are already in existence,
and to buy cacoons and examine the
eggs on the Pasteur system, by which
i'm 1919 we shall have a supply that
tan be guaranteed to be healthy and
provide worms that will not die in the
third or fourth stage, but live to pro-
duce cocoons of good size and quality.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26

o.Ao. OPOlS, O1.OU.
Following are Los Angeles produce
quotations at the close of business
asst night:
Butter-Creamery extras, 37c per
pound The selling price to the trade
is 5 cents higher than above quota
ton.
Eggs-Fresh extras. Bic; case count,
35' pullets, 36. All eggs sold include
cases and filters. valued at 35 cents
Poultry-rrices to producers: Small
rollers, "a; large broilers, l Il pounds
and up, 3S: old cocks, Is; Leghorn,
27@2S; roasting chickens, 3 pounds
nd up, 81; old cocks, IS; Leghorn,
hens, 2S; young ducks, 30; old
ducks, 20; SQUAD pigeons, 4.00@5.0O;
27; turkeys, 33; geese, %.
Grain and Feed-(Per 100 pounds,: !:
Alfalfa meal, 2.20; alfalfa molasses,
80; barley, rolled, $50, ground bar
ey. $50; recleaned barley, 3.G5; corn,
whole yellow, Ais; whole white corn,
i4.45; corn, sacked, 4.5O; Egyptian
corn, 4.O5; white feed oats, 3.G0; bran,
4.95; shorts, 3.05; No. 1 wheat, 100
pound sacks, 4.05; cracked wheat. 4.40;
milo maize, $40; oilcake meal, 3.S5;
alfalfa hay. No. l, 2S.00@30.00: No. g
26.0O@2S.O0.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26
LIBERTY DAY At
CAMP KEARNEY
(By Associated Pless)

Camp Kearney, April 26.-One hun
dred soldiers, after the Liberty Day
exercises here, went to San Diego to
see the 143rd California Field Artil-
lery, and the 115th Ammunition Train,
largely composed of Coloradoans, par
ticipate in the parade.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY.

FOR SALE--1914 Ford roadster in
A 1 condition; just overhauled. In
quire Commercial Rooms. (
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26
MARKET QUOTATIONS

Following are closing quotations
for New York cotton, furnished by
the Imperial Valley Long Staple Cot.
ton Growers Association:
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26
.OST AND FOUND


LOST-Bunch of keys on Main street.
Finder return to sheriff's office.
LOST-Child's gold bracelet. Reward
if returned to Press office.
IOST-Near Seeley, pail containing
sand and feed grinder. Reward if
grinder is returned to Press office.
hos r-Unc lnare. weight 400 pOunus;
Sorre,; white mark on foreh cad; wire
cut IN front foot: SO reward. Phone
40F2 Box ID. Il. 2, Imperial. Nc
Pherrin Ranch.
TAKEN UP-Holstein COW branded
"A Y" inside diamond-shaped border.
Owner may have same by paying for
ad. r. f. d. A, Box 1873, CaleXico.
w. NJ. Jacobs.
I.OST-One black horse mule, 6iocky
built; also one mare mule small,
thin and dark suitable reward for
their return or for Information as
to their whereabouts. Geo. Henry,
777B, Barbara Worth Court, Ell Cen
tro. Phone $50.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26
Bellingham Joins.
or more
(By Associated Pressj

Bellingham, Wash, April 26.--Thc
Central Labor Council has endorsed
the Mooney May Day strike
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING.
Accepted According to the Following
Rates aud Rules.

Rates-The rate for inserting PRE-
PAID Classified or Liner ADVERTISE
hents in The Imperial Valley Press
s 1c per word each inse rtion, if paid
advance. Minimum charge, 25c.
Classified Advertising CHARGED
70 ACCOUNTS will be at the rate OF
nc per word, with a minimum charge
{ Csc.
The Imperial Valley Press cannot
'uarantee the accuracy or assume re-
possibility for more than one incor-
ect insertion of any advertisement or
cred for more than one time.
Errors not the fault of the adver-
tser, which clearly lessen the value OF
che advertisement. will be rectified
My by Republication without extra
barge on presentation of claim within
i've days after insertion. No allow
nee will be made when the error does
.ot materially affect the sense or pu:-
ose Of the advertisement.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26

Jews Will Not Strike.
Boston, April 26.-The Allied He
brew Trades has rejected the Mooney
strike proposal.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26
SITUATIONS WANTED--MALE

WANTED-Married man wants work
on ranch; general experience. Box
AZ. braWlcy, Cal. .. -
NEBRASKA FARMER, machinist and
engineer wants position on ranch :
best of references. 651 Commercial
Ave.
WANTED-Situation on ranch for maj
and wife, or cook JOB in camp. Caii
622 Commercial St
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26
CLASSIFIED WANT ADS
|OR SALE REAL ESTATE

FOR SALE 800 acres fine soft land;
highly improved; large house and
screen porches; artesian water.
Nothing better. E. E. Bennett & Co.,
546 Main st.
FOR SALE-Relinquishm on 100
acres, northwest of Westmoreland;
good soil; $25 per acre; adjoining
land held at $50. Address Joe Cox,
Brawley, Cal.
CASA GRANDE--The valley of Low
CROPS. Where is Casa Grande? See
Centro. Phone 167.
FOX SALE-.Relinquishm hment; $50 acres
fine soft land; 40 acres in alfalfa;
a. s11 shares res, water ter stack. Price for
is worth the money. e. E. Bennett
& Co., SAG Main St.
HOUSES FOR RENT y
. ItNIoHED cottage; large lawn Ap-
ply 654 Holt.
FOR RENT
OR RENT-Two-room apartment 52S
Olive st,
WANTED
WANTED-Small contracts, carpent er
work. S. Fl. Elwell, IGl Centre.
WANTED-Have you a plano to rent?
Inquire MccConklin, Ell Centro Hos.
~ nD--he1ponslDle party owning
1R ton truck wants work of any
kind Virgins, 500 Orange.
WANT TO HIRE TEAMS or tractor for
ranch work at Brown ranch, miles
south of El Centro on Dogwood ca
nal
WANTED-Estimate per acre, for put
ting in shape for cultivation, includ-
ing leveling, ditching, laterals. etc,
very good SHAPE. On No. High
Line canal Address Box 333, Press.
vANTED-At The Press office. good
clean cotton rags.
AUTOS FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE
FOR SALE-Dodge 5-passenger touring
car, like new. by owner. 536 Main st.
fONEY TO LOAN
HAVE $4,000 to loan at low rate Of
interest; private party; no red tape.
Tay Edgar.
FARM LOANS at low rate of interest
and long time.
Phone 2S5 552 Ma'n st.
USINESS ANNOUNCEMENTS
NEW AUTO TRUCK. General naul,ne
Ed Royce.
TALK TO o. NJ GUNDRED. Expert
Piano Tuner and Player Piano man.
at Harrell's Music Store, l27 North
Fifth st. Tel. 361W.
PEYSIT.SNS
DIR. Il. ID. LUCKETT
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Office, Davis Building
Office Hours. 10 am. to II m. pm
to pm. Phone S7W.
DIR. A. Il. ELLIOTT
PHYSICIAN AND SURG ICON
Opera House Building
| Office hours. 10 to II am. to pm
Residence. Barbara Worth Hotol
DIR. F. A. BUPGER
, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
II and Is Opera House Bldg.
Hours: 10 TO 12, to s.
Phones. Office saw. Residence S9R
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26
HELP WANTED FEMALE

WANTED-TwO Mattresses; also pot
and dish washer for lunch room. Bar
bara Worth Hotel.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26

May, 29.90; July, 29.47; October
S.29, Spots, 31.50.
Imperial Valley press., 1918-04-26

Following are Los Angeles produce
quotations at the close of business
asst night:
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-06-21
RIVER NEWS

Seven feet and failing slow was the
stage Of water at the local marks yes
terdav a. S D. m. The river fell dur
ing the night as the McAechen dam was
lowered. owing to the faulty condition
Of eleven wickcts which could not DC
raised.
The Milton will be in early this morn
ing and leave for Matamoras az 1l;So.
The Liberty Transit steamer. s. l.
Elan. arrived at the wharf yesterday
morning at 5 o'clock from Cincinnati
and cleared for Pittsburgh at lit with
q big trip.
Tho Verne Swain finished her first
round trip in the Wheeling and Pitts
burEh trade Yesterday. She arrived
from Pittsburgh and up river points
last night at o'clock with capacity
trip. She leaves this morning for Pitts
hurgh ut 5. heavily loaded. The SWAIN
had fifteen passengers out Of Wheel
ing for Pittsburgh on her first trip.
Tho Dunbar will be up from Charles
ton 70 Pittsburgh Sunday morning
Vrhe towboat \. 4. Nesbi;' lett TOT
Pittsburgh yesterday. towing two
barres Of coal for that port.
Owing 70 a few minor repairs which
had to be made on the Liberty at Gar
ington. where she is laid up. she Will not
enter her old trade Until Tuesday. 'eav-
ing this city at 1850 a. m. for Mata-
moraS.
With the entry OF the Helen +. IN
the WheelinE-Ncw Martinsrille trade
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-06-21
MASS MEETING
At ELM GROVE
PATRIOTIC PUBLIC MEETING THIS
EVENING on THE BASEBALL
GROUNDS.
Canadian Amy Officers VIII Be the
Principal Speak ers-Parade
Before Speaking.

This evening at the Elm Grove base
ball grounds patriotic public mass
meeting will be held and elaborate ar
rangements have BEEN made for the oc-
ca sion. 4 short parade over the prlhcl-
pal streets will be held in which the Boy
Scouts will take part. as we'll ns all
other military organizations and othcr
societies.
Following tho parade. which viii MS
hand at tho ball grounds. Frivatcs
George Henry Oliver and Fred w.
Tresham. Canadian army veterans WI"
are touring the country speaking III
urging patriotism. will speak. IhcSe
speakers spoke Monday evening Mt inc
mine and Tuesday evening
at the Elm Grove. They are we'll verseo
of the war situation in Franco, as inc!
have both seen service over there. It'll
yate Oliver was member Of the Ia
nous Princess Pat regiment of cana
dams and hc Is one of tho eighteen sur
vivors Of this famous group.
The Boy Scouts who will take part
In the demonstration arc those OF Troop
l5. with French D. Walton "a scout
master. At the meeting they will act as
ushers. Tho meeting will be held at
o'clock, and Rev. F. S. Bishop, pastor
Of the Tradelphia N. f. church, Will
be the chairman.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-06-21
TWELVE GRADUATE
FOR ARMY SERVICE

Last night. at kossuth's studio. on
Chapline street were graduated Twelve
r,",l from tho school of photography es-
,ablishcd by Mr.. Kossuth To meet the
need OF men in photography in war
work Under the direction Of Mr.. KOS
suth, who was ably assisted by Sidney
r. Mccoy. w. Y. Kirchner and II. l..
Kirby. the students have been Put
through a course which fts them tor
any line of photo making used in the
big war.
4 great many friends of the Grodu'
cises and hear the various talks. The
mon to finish the course are Michael Nj
castro. Bcllaire; John StcEer, Elm
Grove; G. F.. Babb. Wheeling: W. NJ.
Manning. Wheeling; r. Fl. Stevens. Bel
lare: i. NJ, Klein, Wheeling: {; Ste
vcns. Wheeling: J. II. GraEson. wheel
ing: John Long. Bcllaire: George Ober-
dick. Leothcrwood; A G. Klein. Wheel
ing. and Ed Day, Wheeling:
4 number OF the men have alread!
volunteered their services and no doubt
will soon see service for the country.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-06-21
Cone-van Hoogenauyze.

OF interest TO a large number OF locat
people will be the announcement Of the
marriage OF Miss Evelyn Van Hoosen'
huyze, the daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. j.
Van Hoogenhuyzc. of Columbus. Ohio.
Ia Lieutenant Clarence Nelson Cone. or
Delawar., Ohio. The ceremony was per-
formed in the Christ Episcopal church
Of Houston. Texas on Tuesday. June Is.
Mt 1870 o'clock, with forty relatives and
intimate friends witnessing the serr-
ices
Lieutenant Cone is at present station
ed At Ellington Field. Houston. Texas. III
the aviation department OF tho service.
where his bride will remain. until her
husband departs for overseas duty. Both
have numerous friends in this city. who
will hasten congratulations upon learn
ing Of the nuptllS.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-06-21
SIDE TALKS
THE SPIRIT OF AMERICA
BY. RuTB CAMERON.

In the little country town that we
l. passed through one day this spring was
q very fine drugstore.
We stopped for the inevitable VISIT TO
the very neat soda fountain. and anent
of praise to the proprietor on his re
markedly attractive and complete little
pharmacy. got into quite a conversation
with him.
In tho course Of It something was said
about the summer crowds Of autoists
and no said. Yes. my son helps me in
! summer My son. he went on rs at
tho pharmaceutical college"
Going to have him come into the
business with you when no gets
| through We asked.
IT don't think So. he said when he
gets through Tn going to send him to
the Institute of Technology. Wen $50
| what he wants TO do when he gets
| through ,he-e."
Getting Back at tho World
You certainly are doing pretty well
by him. said someone
well. Tn trying to- said tho drug
rist hts fine plain fnce beautifully
aliRhc I'VE fellows that did not have
any too much education ourselves. we
have to get back at tho world by giving
what we missed TO our sons"
II hope said someone. that no ap-
! preciatcs Il and repays you"
Don't know as I expect that SAID
the druggist II just want him to DO 4
little better by his son, when he has
ono. than have by him"
The keystone TO Americas Youth.
After we had left that drug store
fell to thinking over what he had snid.
! and It seemed to me that had never
heard the Spirit Of America better put
into words than by that man.
We fellows that didn't have any TOO
much education ourselves have got to
got back at the world by giving what
We missed to our sons.
And again, Il Just want him TO do a
little better by his son when he has one.
than I have by him"
If that isn't the keynote OF this coun-
try. Of its growth. it's possibilities. its
Idcals-I don't know what is.
From tho District School to College.
Three Generations.
Ono generation goes TO the little
country school or the. city grammar
school, but its sons and daughters must
needs 70 through high school and bring
home diplomas to be framed End hnn;;
in the sitting room. The years rnss,
and the sons and daughters are denying
themselves that their sons and daUEh
ters may 20 TO college mad bring home
4 sheepskin.
This is the history Of my own family
and very likely Of yours. IT is the hi
story that hundreds OF thousands "
families in this country have made "r
arc making.
And the spirit that makes this history.
the spirit that conccivcs it to b" III" SUI
prcmc ideal Of life to pass on tho torch
Of education and opportunity brighter
than Il Was received. is What makes
America the wonderful land Of "ppnrtc
nifty and progress and infinite p"ssibi
ity.. that II Is.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-06-21
PlMPLES? RASH?
LET POSLAM
GET AT THEM

You apply Il littl" Foelam on some
affected part at night. In tho morning
when yuu look. your own eyes CIV" evil
deuce Of this healing rcmcdy's work If
il was a slight Irouhl"--an adolesccnt
rimplc or inflamrd spot-th" chances
ar, that /, has disappeared. If viru-
lent. eruptional trouble. II should he
subducd, SO much so TINT you will want
poslnm 10 keep right on.
Sold everywhere. For fire." sample
write 10 Emergency Laboratories. ot3
West 18th street. New York City.
Re careful Of the soaps yuu use on
YOUR skin. Poslam SOAP is safe. benefit
cinI delightful. moderated with Poslam.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-06-21
Song That Will
Make the Huns Run
Novel Scheme to Take
a Trip to Eerlin.

We shall presently pay a visit to the
Kaiser. We have been selling his he'll
NETS and auctioning off his spurious
cups and bringing down his airplanes.
Now we shall soon be calling upon
him in person. At least, this IS pre-
dicted in a song just out. called We're
All Going Calling on the Kaiser" and
the animation with which it is being
accented shows that Uncle Sam means
business. Here Is apart OF the cho-
rus:
And we're all going calling on the
Kaiser
For we've got TO teach him to be wiser
And we'll bring him something good
4 kimona made of wood