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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20
WALLACE SHOE STORE
Winter Footwear Offered at Prices
That Must Move Them.

Hundreds OF Pairs Of New Fall and
Winter Footwear Offered at Prices
That Must Move Them.
You can hear a great deal about all
lines Of business, and the cost Of what
the merchandise will be next fall and
winter, all this talk is based upon the
theory that conditions will not change.
No one knows what will happen tomor-
row or next fall. We do know that we
have several hundred pairs Of shoes in
which we have our money invested and
we want to get It out. II the prices of
shoes go down we will not have our
shelves loaded with high priced shoes,
if the prices 60 up we will have to pay
more for the new footwear and take
our loss.
We are running tonight In this paper
large ad showing many Of the shoes
that we have placed on sale and the
price that you will pay for them. We
want you to look this ad over, no mat =
ter what the price Of shoes is next fall.
we truthfully say that you will not be
able to put on a pair next fall at the
price you will pay at this sale.
This 10 not sale for any other pur-
pose than to turn shoes into money,
and We believe the prices offered, justi-
fy US in believing that you are going
to anticipate your shoe wants and will
be here early. Wallace Shoe Company
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

Chairman n. q. Hynds has plaesd thl
work In charge Of Mr.. q. HI Ruth
The other ward chair1nsn. originally
appointed--E. 3. Everist In the Third.
g. w. Gilbert In the Fourth. and II. w.
Ogan in tho Fifth-aro continuing in
charge Of the work.
The plan in the First, Second and
Fifth Is the same. Tho chairmen have
named sub -chairmen for districts. and
these, in turn. have chosen solicitors for
different blocks. In the Third and
Fourth young men OF draft age who
have not yet been called are to make
tho canvass.
In closing the meeting Rev. B. F.
Martin spoke as one Of the -Four Min
ute Men" named for the campaign.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20
OTHERS ARE EXAMINED.
Five More Passed az Physically FIJI
By EXAMINING Physicians,

Five other Glass men were exam.
ined and accepted as physically fit, and
one was rejected as unfit, by DR.. w. 8
Devine. examiner for the local exemp-
ton board. Those who were examined
were for one reason or another de-
layed in being called or delayed in re-
porting. Those accepted as fit We're:
ROLAND A. Cronk, city.
Arley 8. Dwight, Gilman.
Joseph w. Specht. r. F. d. city.
Wayne Reed. Green Mountain.
Martin Everist, city.
Robert Grips. OF Albion, was reject
ed as physically UNIT.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20
READY FOR THRIFT CAMPAIGN.
Solicitors Meet Tuesday Afternoon "a
Raeaiys Instructions.

Solicitors Meet Tuesday Aftornoon %
Rscsivo Instructions.
Solicitors who are to take part IN
tho canvass during tho thrift campaign
received instructions at meeting held
Tuesday afternoon at Shrubs hall when
ID. w. Norris explained the objects OF
the campaign and outlined the selling
features.
Work began today in the different
wards. In the First, Second, and Fifth
women canvasaers are in charge OF the
work. Chairman F. g. Pierce. OF the
First ward. has turned oyer the work
10 Mrs.. !. ,. tos6si O. ~ sosntl
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20
LISTEN FOR THE WHISTLE.

T.-R. Carrier Boys Now Signal That
Papers Have Been Delivered.
Times Republican carrier boys have
been equipped with whistles-regular
policemen's whistles--which are to be
blown when papers are delieverd to
city subscribers. Listen for the whistle.
When it sounds 1t is signal that your
paper has been dlivered.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20
TO HAVE RED CROSS SALE.

St. Anthony Branch TO Have Sale and
Supper Friday Night.
The st. Anthony branch OF the Red
Cross IL planning a sale and supper
for Friday night at Mayors hall. An
auction sale Of articles donated for the
occasion Is to be feature OF the at
fair A. B. Hoover, Of this city. will
give an address
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

Pure milk. perfectly pasteurized
Order today. Telephone 317. Jackson
Dairy Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

Feed Fleck's condition powder to
your horses and cattle. fully guaran-
observation-disclosures
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

Special: One $lo75 horse clipper
for So, one $3.50 clipper for $3.50.
Schmidt's Hardware.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

Another great war story. Holding
the Line" Don't fail to read it. Sim
mons Book Store.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

axes; nothing better. Wood choppers
supplies. Abbott g. son.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20
Eoiir Minuta Man

Four Minute Mon.
-Four Minute Men" will speak at tho
picture shows tonight on war savings
certificates and thrift stamps.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

Seeds-Complete line Of seeds. see or
get our prices before buying Glover seed
from $1s to $22 per bushel. Timothy
seed fancy from s475 to IS per bushel.
Samples upon request, freight prepaid
to anywhere in state. Bowles. Billings,
Kessler Grain Company, Phone 119.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

over there need them We have plenty
OF yarn. ]. D. Palmer and Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

Always ask your grocer for Sweet
Home bread. Central bakery.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

CITY IN BRIEF
Cora williams Choate. physician.


Bring your watches in. Hodges.
----~-s-~---~---
Cora Williams ChoAte, physician.
Many new Columbia records. Come
in. Camera Shop.
Atkins saws carry an absolute guar
antee. Abbott & Son.
Always ask your grocer for Sweet
Home bread. Central bakery.
Order fresh buttermilk from F. Fl.
Willard dairy. Phone 123-Advertise-
ment
You can see the Buick and Oakland
cars on display at East State street.
advertisement.
Oh, boys! Yes, and girls too-read
the advertisement Of Gregory Coal,
Coke & Lime Company.
We are having real bargain sale on
initial stationery. Don't miss this.
Simmons Book Store.
Just received a car Of West Virginia
splint coal. Phone us your orders.
Bowles, Billings, Kessler Grain Com
pany
Be sure to hear Loa Scheeler in her
pipe organ concert at the Elm Luth-
eran church, Friday evening. Admis-
sion 25 cents. Committee.
How about a new range when you
move the first Of March? Remember
there isn't another range made equal to
the Majestic. Abbott &; Son.
The Ladies' Auxiliary Of the Y. NJ.
c. A. will meet Thursday afternoon in
the association building. A special
patriotic program will be given.
The meeting Of the Public Welfare
League Of Green Mountain at which
Rev. B. F. Martin was to have spoken
Tuesday evening, was postponed for
two weeks on account of the bad
weather.
Seeds-Complete line Of Seeds see or
get our prices before buying. Glover seed
frov, $40 RI 900 nor hushel Timothy
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

Order fresh buttermilk from F. Fl.
Willard dairy. Phone 123-Advertise-
ment
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

The Harmony aid society will moot
Thursday afternoon at the Odd Eel
lows hall.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

You can see the Buick and Oakland
cars on display at East State street.
advertisement
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

We are having q real bargain sale on
initial stationery. Don't miss this.
Simmons Book Store.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

Oh, boys! Yes, and girls too-read
| the advertisement Of Gregory Coal,
Coke e. Lime Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

Atkins saws carry an absolute guar.
antee. Abbott g. Son.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

Just received a car Of West Virginia
splint coal. Phone us your orders.
Bowles, Billings, Kessler Grain Com
Danv
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20
Kodak nnishing. Camera shop.


Dance 1t Cronkieton hail ThurSday,
Feb. 2l.-AAdvertisAment.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

The most good Tor the least money
a gallon Of fresh buttermilk, 10 cents.
Bring a pail. Jackson Dairy Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

Bring your watches in. Hodges.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

Many new Columbia records. Come
in. Camera Shop.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

The c. r. freshman residence. 1903
West state street. was quarantined for
smallpox this forenoon. Mr.. freshman
| ia sick
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

The Ladies' Auxiliary Of the Y. NJ
c. A. will meet Thursday afternoon in
the association building. A special
patriotic program will be given.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

Be sure to hear Loa Scheeler in her
pipe organ concert at the Elm Luth-
eran church, Friday evening. Admis-
sion 25 cents. Committee.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1918-02-20

How about new range when you
move the first Of March? Remember
there isn't another range made equal to
the Majestic. Abbott &; Son.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30

Total SAILS -. 200 shares
tD-Rrgriihr nilrt"rlv diviieud TN
-, shar, na.nhl". August -.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30
MCMECHEN
M2ny Arrested.

\ motorcycle cop vino happened 10
dr"; ~ town Saturday, evening. and b.
ing a surprise Ia Sp""dcrs. picked Of
;,hrl!l Fifteen persons for speeding. The
mayor has mad" a statement that he Will
G!y" protection L. the people. in general
aGaEnS: any accident caused by same,
whi"h is contrary IN thc law. We as
citizens should appreciate the mayor for
taking This stand.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30
Young Sergeant Major.

Mr. + \. He'll # charles street haS
Z nephew. Frank Williams. aH"a -
.,..,r, vim, H. now sergeant major with
~. .,prdiriuiIarN forces IN France. ser
x".nt Mainr Williams belongs to Soc
nnd ,.urnran" headquarters hnlihIi"n ~
T. . ~. !. T.. f.. France. His h"t''
= ~ -. tLIlrS|Iii". -. ana ~ -
i,..v.I was formerly employed on the
Wan, .I4 lnt"llI E"n""r.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30
day evening. County Agent G. c. Mus

FNNUIUE. NUUIIly
gruv" will ne present and give n. talk.
carl Ei"ck. Of Mt. Olivet. has return
cd home from Mt. Clemens. where he-
WAS spending Scv"ral weeks. 80
Miss Virginia 0rth. Of Woodlawn- was
:hc guest Of Miss Frances Baker OF Mo-
znrl on Sunday.
Mrs. Mia coulter. Of Wheeling. spent
list week with Mrs. G. W. McCnmbs. e
l.. W Rr"mrr # Brthl"h"m. is re-
covering from injuries received when
Il" frII from hay stack several days
ago. ~
Va. nr' visiting Rrv. and Mrs. H. 4.
rnifnan. here.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30
Ladies' AID Society.

District number three of the Ladies'
Ai' Society OF The First ". l.. church.
VIII meet this evening nj the home OF
Mrs John Hall nC Marshall street. dis
rrct number four will hold a meeting
this evening nj the HON" OF Mrs. An
,lr"ws. District number two will meet
has evening nj tho hOm; uf Mrs Rurkley
ia the iroukln addition.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30
MORE ARTILLERY OFFICERS.

tpl'lSNil.lE. Ny. Jnly >" "- Anth"ri-
.-.tfi.,u i nn !rr'r'.'''i'' ~ ~" number If
Students w 'h" ti"li artillery officers
,rnin!n" school nj "nuip Zachary Taylor
from :" az" - 20 o0n waa announced
bare ru-dav rhrumgh Major \. II. Good
year ,diilunt ~ the s..h""l- y larg"
rf the inrr"as". II Is expected.
VIII r.. drawn from civil life.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30
Closing Night.

l'rni,s~"l Z 7. I.OEET1 HTTT'T'UT'V'
closing ,l;.-S dane 1t 'Ily nall t"''' ~
ria. ;,uItin." 1T tinH~.,.S gwen during I"H'
,,lu.,r .,ri tins SiI:niH,.r met with hearty
r.~prn<" hy III" h,N"i"''$ "f .t"rfS!'h"i' =
..rj snnv..,i lh..'r appreciation 81 lF"-
,..ssnr l.u,gi. a. II TEACHER OF Inc hT''
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30
League Opening.

.rI.. ig,% l;u.. h.rgu" al til" N"ilSbdFS
!:.vIiri; 80" uil"y$ viii open t"hiEi''
,,,.!r H., -;h.-Iin$" playing inc
"!lar,; ,ll.-r<" Thr"" games Will d.
rrII.,! crowd - rAprcird L" u" on
h.,vn 70. :, Witness IN" opening games.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30
FREE TICKET DAY

II your address appears today
in the A. 3. c. Buyers Guide call
at The InteIIiaencer office and re-
ccivc ten cent Liberty Theatre
tickets.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30
nUrtcr. EGGS, Che"s
ir!i',''
POultrv.
NEW YORK CURB MARKET

WHEELING. -. ~. IuIS -. Is.
FLtMl..:I..,!. tHu iHt"!I:g'Hcyr ~ ~ l..
Hi.Sitn * 90, inru,:'vIa II III, Nv Iurk
Slucit Exchange. National Iai.T. iiu.i0-
Ins. Wheeling. V. Na- Luu.a :. Hrtnl.
,r.-t4I..,rr
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30
Barber Shops Closed Thursday.

All barber shops hf this city will he
closed Thursday as il Is hurhrr day. AS
y"t NJ preparations have hc"n made for
The pi"ni".
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30

Mrs. Sn.um"u '"mbS has F','7t -.
word 81 ia" arrival ~ rrhh ~ ="
,,.,l,,,v t;.rr;, NldrIrh.. Whr was
r,.nr"d T.. lh.s ag,. If . years by ATs'
t'nriIh-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30
BOSTON COPPER STOCKS

,vtft.EILN,i. W. Va. July -. rs.
Furnished ~. Iu:"i!i,;"u""- by \. l..
ra&..u n c.. rn"'t.l,' - If the New York
Stock Exchange. National I:ank Eu!!d-
,rp. N:.rrllub. ". Va, I.u;i!$ /. Erand,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30
New York Cotton Market

WHEELING. W Va. July % Is
Furnished the Inte,iisenc2r by 4. +.
Nas,en & Co members Or ne New York
Stock Exchange. National Rank RuiId-
Ing Wheeling. ". Va. Louis F. Brand
manager.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30
Standard Oil Subsidiary Stock

WHEELING. y. Vs. JuiE -. IS.
FURNISHED 'l.r ln'"llIrr"""r 10y 4. +
Nras,.u \ e.. members = TIL" N"w YORK.
Stock !.N,':irg,. Ear!onnl liaEk Build
Ing. Wheeling. ". Va. Louis +. brand.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30
PETROLEUM

on. .,'lTN Pa Iuiy -. 'r'."'' h'I-
;.is..s 5. /: .,,.- >">. r'"r"E' >''.-"'.
:,I!%I... 'i.s - .-"l ",'r.I-'. ".N"''-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30
Entertained.

\ n!,"Hi5rnf Ti"u:r WAS ElI"n IL
:,nriy Il y.rlu.: y,"";i.' cas-: e town FRI
h.i ,.y"uHli. complimentary /" Miss
Mnlrha M.''r":iY al I."t"n!r. q. wh"
.s.,N" pu'.sI nf Miss. ll,lrn Sheppard II
","iN.y street
&;r@4 Sh.TrnrI entertained ~ A.'r
Irri.,. Saturday evening. lnr"rrur Miss
". 'r.nl, Sic. r"fr'''rC' ut* Were
-..rv.d .,Iurinl: tie, COURSE ,af ih'. evening.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30

Wall S.r.c, .In;irn;,i says Al "ouI,.
tons; r.. soon ~ favor an aaya'lr' ~
security PRICES.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30
the DAYS REVIEW

Furnished III" l::t'!!I@"mc"" - tla
iIHI:!.., CO.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30

:, IT," ;,.i:i annual """r"H;'"n 81 ih'
NIi,!. ~ irlt,ruIi. Whnh So held al
Iau,s, H. r'rIdny and Saturday. 'ErisiN
N;,,.>f..-iI "' inns Ilar", Ma 'I'..'.'! Ill
rIr,-ry.. rr,.Sri.i,t. Tor w. .n>uiu.: :. IN.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-30
p1Trs-1rRcH LIVE STOCK.

FlTTSEt H,;li, lUly -. ''tt'' -,r"nG
,InilN mn lm,.Is Prime 40 ~ I,.|"- =
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-04-21
Could Hold That.

An Ohio man whose son was an al
plicant for a position in the federal
civil service, but who had been re-
peatedly turned down" said:
It's sure hard luck, but Bill has
missed that civil service again. II
looks like they just won't have him,
that's ALL"
What was the trouble2" asked
the friend.
We'll. he was kinder short on
spellin' and geography, an he missed
a good deal in arithmetic"
What's he going to do about it,
i don't know said the father
Times are not so good for us, an
reckon he'll have to go back to teach
in school for a livin' - verybody's
Magazine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-04-21
Guarding His JOb.

Senator Lodge was talking about
ceryain Investigating committees
"Some of them" he observed, re
mind me of ST Hopkins. 81 got a Job
at shooting muskrats, for muskrats
oyerran a mill owners dam, There
in the lovely spring weather 81 sat
on the grassy bank, his gun on ms
knee. Finding him one morning'
said:
"'what are you doing. si?'
I'm paid to shoot muskrats' SIR
he said. They're underminin' the
DAM
""Fhere goes one now said /
shoot. man, Why don't you shoot
"si nuffed.a tranquil cloud IRON
his ripe and said:
10 You think I want to lose my
job7'"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-04-21
LEGAL NOTICES
02368
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department of the interior, u. S
Land Office at Elko, Nevada
March 10, 1918.
Notice is hereby given that Alex
Noble. of Parker. Nevada, who, or
November &c, 1915, made homestead
entry under the act of February 10
1909, No. 0236S. for lots /. 2; NEH
NWA of Section 81; and lot 4 and
SEA SWA, Section %. Township
81 north, Range 70 East. Mount
Diablo Meridian, has filed notice oil
intention TO make final three yeal
Proof, to establish claim to the land
above described. before It. ID. Old
field, County Clerk. at Ely, Nevada
ON the second day of May. 1918.
Claimant names as witnesses
Horace L. Bates. of Parker. Ne
yada.
Valoras Henriod. Of Parker. Ne
vada.
Fred Henriod, of Parker, Nevada.
William Henriod. OF Parker. Ne
vada.
JOHN f. ROBBINS.
Register.
First publication March "a, 1879
last publication April 81 1879
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-04-21
Yes. He Spoke.

Thomas b. Reed once went into
an unfamiliar barber shop to be
shaved. The negro barber began to
try to sell a haid tonic. Hair purity
thin, subj" he said; ben that way
long. subj"
Il was born that way" replied
Reed. "Afterward enjoyed a hrsei
period of hirsute efflorescence, but II
did not endure
The barber gasped and said nc
more. Later some ms told him he
had shaved the speaker.
"Speakah!" he exclaimed. Don
I know dat? | should say he was q
speakah, sure 'nuf."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-04-21
O2367
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department of the Interior, U. 5.
Land Office at Elko, Nevada,
March 1s, 1918.
Notice is hereby given that Horace
l.. Bates, of Parker, Nevada. who, o
November 26, 1915, made homestead
entry under the act of February 10.
1909, No. O2367, for SEA SWA of
Sec. 16; NEA NWA, Nh NE IA &
SEA NEA OF Section 81: and SWA
NWA and Nh SWA of Section %,
Township Fl North, Range 70 East,
Mount Diablo Meridian, has filed
notice of intention to make final
three year Proof. to establish claim
to the land above described, before
+. d. Oldfeld, County Clerk. at Ely
Nevada. on the second day of May.
1918.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Eugene Henriod, of Parker. Ne
vada.
John Henriod, of Parker, Nevada.
Fred Henriod, of Parker, Nevada.
yaloras Henriod, of Parker, Ne
vada.
JOHN e. ROBBINS.
Register.
fFirst publication March "a. 1879
fLast publication April II 1917
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-04-21
Some Musical Criticism.

/ never liked these classic tunes like
them Beethoven writ,
Though Sallie says "Bay-to-yen"
since | come to think OF 1t.
They seem to be a-trying hard to git
along somewhere +
Again an a-gittin'-but they're
never gittin' there.
An then, these Chopin pieces with
their bangl per-lingl %per-lang.
An say. my Sallie says his name
should be pronounced Chop
ang."
Then there's another feller-got a
name that's like a sneeze@
Tchakoosky or Tchakowsky-jest
take either one you please.
Likewise there's oil man Mozart
now. at "Mote-zart" s where
/ stall.
But Sallie-she can easily pernounce
an play 'em all.
she sets at the pianner when there's
eomp'ny there at night.
An plays them furrin' pieces In a
manner out o sight.
But II jest don't like EN- there's
them Wagner pieces, too
But. whisperl If you meet him-"Mr'
Vogner, how-dy- do?"
Now, am fond of music-sive mt
the village band,
And let EN- ripple out some stun
that | can understand.
But now them Turin pieees-no'
for your Uncle James
Writ by some long-haired fellers who
could not pernounce hell
names.
Josh Wink. in Baltimore American
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-04-21
lie Knew Best.

A southerner in one of the canton
ments below the Mason n DIXON
line when called up for examination
was asked:
I'm case of death or accident, who
ehall be notided?"
my mother" Immediately answer
ed the man.
But you told me just a few min
utes ago that your aunt was the near
est living relative that you have" OBJ
iected the officer.
you asked me who my nearest
living kin was, didn't you? WAL
that's Aunt Liz-she lives Jest two
miles from where ! been Twin; moth
er lives five. "-Minneapolis Tribune.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-04-21
Choice Limited.

A 300-pound man stood gazing
longingly at the enticing display in
a haberdasher's window. A friend
stopped to inquire il he was thinking
OF buying the marked-down lavender
silk shirt.
Gosh. mo-" replied the tat man,
wistfully. THE only things that fits
me ready made is a handkerchief
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-04-21
Good Reading for Sunday
A Soldiers Mothers Heart.

A Soldiers Mothers Heart.
20, bark to the wind, my mother"
And the child at the window did
pray;
1T roars and bellows, like angry
beasts
In the jungles so far away
But the mothers heart was burdened
And she answered as in a trance;
'Tis but the breath at the cannon's
mouth,
Somewhere. o somewhere in
France
20. see the lightning flash, mother
It has struck by the old oak tree.
Ii is merciful in its wrath. though,
For it might as well have struck
me-"
The mother listened in silence.
But she saw in a shifting glance.
Ills but the glare at the lannon's
mouth,
Somewhere, o somewhere in
France"
What care i for thunder and light.
ming
AS it sweeps through the midnight
skies2
Forever a storm in my heart will be,
Zen to the day / die;
For is not my boy, my frst-born
pride,
Giving his life for a chance
AT freedom, honor, his country and
all,
Somewhere, o somewhere in
France !"
BY Evelyn Rita Greene.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1918-04-21
small Patriots Rebuke.

The other Gay I answered a knock
al the door and encountered a small
boy. who Immediately tried to sell
me a choice assortment of knitting
needles.
But. sonny, | don't knit" said ],
thinking to close the matter.
He looked at me reproachfully Tor
a aud then: Lady, aren't
you going to do anything for your
eountry?s@Chicago Tribune.