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The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

that happy day arrives The minute the Huns are whipped to a frazze and cry enough the minute the world is made safe for democracy, that minute the recruiting of and should stop. But every minute every day before that time should be util- ized with all the energy that Americans throw into the work put into the fight many men as possible and to put them in fully prepared and equipped to fight hard. If that means army of five million, be it; if it of ten millions SC be that; if it means that whip the enemy with three million two million men, much the better. But the correct motto is, more men and yet men, and above all, hurry hurry, hurry"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
BAKER RIGHT AGAIN.

Col. Roosevelt says the United States needs an army eof 5,0O0000 men and hear his views echoed In congress Secretary Of War Baker says it is ab- surd to talk numbers when discussing our Army
 He says 1t is our duty to recruit men as fast as we can provide for their oicering, training equipment and transportation to France. and the supplying of them when they arc there This process he says of putting many soldiers into the field as fast as we can possibly do it should continue until the enc my cries enough
 As has been the case before Secretary Baker is right. It is not question of army of five mill lion three million of ten twelve million IT is question of forcing the Huns their knees and should be sent in fast as possible until
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
Luke McLuke Says

I0NC NiNIdNC OoJS
 Another reason why a woman is 90 hard to please is because hel lislikes are more numerous thai ler likes.
 Keep your mouth shut If you arc mart, people will find it oat with jut you telling them. And if yol ,re not smart, you won't give your elf away.
 Ever notice that the wealthy mal who doesn't have to work for a liy ng doesn't seem to be having a. good a time as he once thought ht would?
 A girls mother can tell when he laughter is engaged to fellow tw' months before the fellow proposes
 Some women are so certain tha hey were born to command tha hey get married six or seven times
 The hot days are coming girls md, take it from us, no petticoat 1t all looks better than a dirty petit ,oat.
 Some men are such natural-borl ipenders that if their salaries wert increased $10 per week every wee. or a year they wouldn't have |; eent more on December 31 than the. lad on January l. The reason why man howls abou risp wife paying 15 cents for some hing for dessert for the kids is be ,ause hs cigars and chewing tobacco cost him $2.15 per week.
 A smart doctor can soon diagnose the case of the mother of five chil dren who is nervous and irritable She is working too hard.
 We don't blame some wives fo doing all the talking. No one coul1 live with man who knew it all
 Love is blind. And maybe that he reason the hand-holders in the front room don't need any light.
 We don't know much. But we d., know that the betting is 4,000,000,0O' 70 1 that your explanation won'l sound as plausible to your wife as t does to you.
 in a lot of homes. But man has to buy records for one of them.
 If her husband chews tobacco a woman sometimes gets the idea that her husband is expectorating himself o death.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
Juneau Astonished by Merchants Story

A merchant relates the following: For years I could not sleep with out turning every hour. Whatever, I ate caused gas and sourness Also had stomach catarrh. ONE SPOON FUL buckthorn bark. gycerine, etc, as mixed In Adler-i-ka relieved ms INSTANTLY" Because Adler-i-ika flushes the ENTIRE alimentary tract 1t relieves ANY CASE consti- patton. sour stomach or gas and prevents appendicitis. It has QUICKEST action of anything we ever sold.
 BUTLER -MAURO 6 CO.,, Druggists
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
Our Joe Miller Contest

Johnny Museth. of Winchester, Ky. claims that the oldest joke is the one about the Hebrew who opened a store in town and then had his stock insured. Three hours after the place was insured fire broke out and gutted the place. The insur- ance company could find no way to refuse payment, but sent this letter with the check.
 We note that your policy went into effect at noon on Friday, and
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

The fact that the American soldier in France is usually called Buddy" rather than Sammy or Annex the that writers have tried to asen him. recall that nicknames usually spontaneous rather than coined. And why not Bud dy"? It brother, and that is the office of Americans with their allies. We their brothers.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

E. E. Ritche, the Valdez lawyer, has written an opinion in which he holds that voter has the right to write in the of a candidate for nomlna- ton on a primary election ballot and have his vote counted and his candidates printed on the Of fcal ballot for November his partys candidate if he should get votes enough That is the opinion of Attorney General Gligsby furnished to Clerk J. E.. Clark of the Fourth Division Federal Court.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

If the oft-predicted hard times should follow that readjustment that will take place after the Ju- will find herself very fortunate in the crcum- stance that she has flock of big gold mines at her front door, And those who stay with Juneau now will be the ground floor when that time comes
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
Huhl

Get up, Get up!' cried the Indus trious Man. "The Early Bird Gets the worm"
 Then why don't you get up?"
 q know it." yawned the sluggard. asked the Industrious man.
 "Tm nothing but worm," replied the Sluggard, as he rolled over for another nap
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

The Swiss newspaper that claims to have dis covered the Kaiser is the victim of hullcnations has a queer idea of news. (Pittsburg Gazette Times.)
 We may expect that paper to discover of these days that Henry VIII had many wives and that Ma poleon passed his last days at St. Helena.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

For little chat anc bite to eat here's no place like THEs GASTl NEAU - ANY TIME, ALL TIFF TIME, ANY TIME.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

warrior named Schey has been cited for bravery Quite different from the days of old when q Schley was forced defend himself before court of inquiry the
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

There are a lot of fellows who would probably agree with Speaker Clark that the House of Rep resentatives has too many members if they had to preside over the sessions of those that have
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

Burian says he hopes for "a just and honorabie peace. When he gets it he will probably not rec ognz9 it un:ess he reyises his ideas of what are us and honorable"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
Any Other Nominations2

w. E. Toogood, of Dallas. Texas, has been nominated for Chaplain of the Club.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
Betcha !

l know Pm not a selfish stiff. l hope that you will get me; I'd gladly love my neighbor if I thought that she would let me.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

f'elng the first war he saw Secretary Baker learned great many practical things when he vis- lted Europe; and one was, hit the other fellow be- loFe ne can hlt you.-(St Louis Globe -Democrat.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

Notwithstanding all the Hooverizing not in favor of any restrictions when it comes to chew ing up the German army.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

Sonla of the German newspapers are beginning to danger iii America. We thought wouldn't be able hide the fact from them forever.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
BITS OF BY PLAY By Luke McLuke
 -:- Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer
Part

My comb and brush I keep you see
 Remarked baldheaded Mir. Lemm, I know they are no good to me,
 But l know l cant part with them. '
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
Police

FOiiCc Friend Wife in the dark gives your pants a good frisk, And, while shes not nervous, she's taking a risk, She goes through your pockets and takes all your kale- Let's have her arrested, she's robbing the male,
 -nuke McLuke) When to curb your excesses and make you behave. She tells you the doctor said, straight to the grace You were bound if not checked, when he didn't by heck, Let's arrest her again, for she's forg ing check
 -(Newark Advocate)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
Fooey!

You expected to be seasick on your ocean trip, didn't you? said Smith. Did you stand it all right?'
 "Oh,' replied Jones, everything came up to my expectations" v
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

MT Taft is classed optimist, but won- ders why when one hears him talking of four more years of war. Cheer up, Willum-(Pittsburg Press )
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

Who can remember the days when the worlds troit Free Press)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
Bless Her Heart!

Bless Her Heart! There is a Corn Fed Girl making mittens for the Inkeep Manufactur- ing Company at Washington Court House, Ohio. who might be able to get the Kaiser Her name is Iva Sword.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
Sure

What is boomerang like?" asked the Teacher.
 It's like a cat" replied the Boy. And why do you say that boom erang is like a cat?" demanded the Teacher.
 'It is something you throw out that always comes back to you, isn't it?" demanded the boy.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

that the fire did not take place until
 3 o'clock the same day. Why the delay?"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
An Epitaph

An Epitaph Here lies the dust of Mail Carrier Kelly,
 Who living had few betters; Though he was not a learned man, He was a man of letters-E. R. c.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

Take this from me-" said old man
 Keats, "Oh men of this great nation; An ounce of keep-your-mouth-shu
 beats A ton of explanation"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
Oh!

The difference between Wilhelm X Sons. of Cincinnati, and Wilhelm & Sons, of Berlin, is that the former are master plumbers and the latter are master degenerates.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
Advice

Advice Said the Old Master To the Gink: Do not talk faster Than you think"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
We'll, We'll!

Did you know that l. FuzZey, of Minnesota, sells rugs for the Dayton Company?
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
Very Simple

Very Simple If you need any hauling done when you are in Chicago. call at 2751 West Fourteenth Street, and you will find A. Dray.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

Our Daily Special You Can Make A Noise In The World By Keeping Your Mouth Shut.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16
Names Is Names

May l. Sweep lives in Portland Ore.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

Published every evening except Sunday by 'ne EMPIRE PRINTING COMPANY, at secono anu 'iai Streets Juneau Alaska.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-05-16

Entered as second class matter November r. 1"1S t the postoffce at Juneau Alaska, under the Act or March B. 1879
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24
REHABILITATION BY
MERCHANTS ASSOCIATION
NEW FORM Is PRESENTED BY
SECRETARY RUSS FOR THE
KEEPING ALL ACCOUNTS
IN BRIEF.

Secretary Russ of the Merchants
Association has put over a new sim
PIE and practical method Of keeping
recapitulation OF income and expen-
SEES that will be popular not alone in
business circles but even by indiyidu-
ais And he has after perfecting the
method. arranged FOR its free distri-
button to the people of Hot Springs
for the asking.
The new methods consists of q
sheet which is devised for general or
special accounts, for bureau depart
ments, or memberships, and when
supplies a space for the total income
each and every day. and directly op-
posite that the expense of that date
AT a glance, any time within the
year the summary may be made up,
The form is devised for the pur-
pose Of helping in the general rating
Of individuals and firms, for unless
a man knows precisely his own finan-
cial condition, how much more diff
cult is it for him to keep his finan
cial affairs straight and to keep his
rating good, even if he wants to dc
so.
The form is placed on a hoard tina
may be hung on the wall and on one
side is hook for all incomememor-
andums, and on the other hook toi
every expense memorandum Of thai
day. When the day is done the sum
mary for that day can be cast UP il
moment, and then after it is place.
in total on the form provided, ther
is an exact summary to DE had a
any time,
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24
RoB5 HERE TODAY.
Elk's Big Rehearsal Tomorrow Night
at the Club Rooms.

The big first rehearsal will take
place tomorrow night at the Elks
club rooms, for the greatest min
strel show that has yet been at
tempted by the local lodge Of Elks
this city. Great preparations are be
ing made this year to bring about the
best show that has ever been put on,
and from the outlook OF talent etc,
this is certainly going to he hum
dinger. Mr. Alex Robb arrives to-
day TO start things moving, and will
be here until the show is presented,
which will be for two night, March
18th and 18th. Mr. Robb represents
the Joe Bren Production Company of
Chicako, these people have been put
ting on the Elks show for several
years, and are the best in this coun-
| try in this line. Every costume, eV-
cry piece of scenery, every dress, col
lar. spat, electric lighting effects, in
fact most complete production in all
| it's detail, is what the Joe Bren Com
pany does. The production this year
eclipses anything heretofore attempt
ed in home talent show, and al
most a car load of scenic and cleo
trical effects are carried by this or
! SANITATION.
Tickets are now starting to sell
and there is no doubt but what tbs
theater will be filled on both nights
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24
USE SAME tJMPIRES
FOR COMING SEASON
NEITHER AMERICAN NOR MA
TlONAL LEAGUES WILL
CARRY EXTRAS DURING
YEAR.

Neither the National nor American
league will carry an extra umpire IN
the 1913 campaign For several sea-
sons past It has been the custom Of
each league to carry nine umpire, so
that two might be available for all
games in the event of one of the regu-
lars being incapacitated by illness or
injury. Each league opened the 1917
season with a staff of nine umpires.
All Orth doing reserve work in the
National League and George Moriarity
in the American The latter became
regular before the season ended, but
Orth was forced out through physical
disability, and the season ended with
only eight umpires on the staff. =
When the National league gets
away in the 1918 campaign the UNI
pie staff will be The same as at the
close of the recent season. The ar
biters will be KLEIN. Emslie, ODay,
Harrison, Quigley, Rigler, Byron and
Bransfield II is possible that one
change will be made in the American
staff. 1t is understood that Barry
Mccormick, who worked on Ban
Johusons staff during the latter part
OF he 1917 season, is to return to
| duty in the league. The staff will
be made up of Evans, Connolly
OIoughlin, Dineen, Hildebrand, Nal
lin, Moriarity and Mccormick.
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24
a GLOWING PICTURE.
plans for the Government Improve
ment Here to be Shown at Lit
tie Rock.

When the Rotarians of kehtuchy'
Tennessee and Arkansas gather at
Little Rock this week for their con
vention there will be exposed for
their attention the full and complete
plans that Architect Mann and Stems
have drawn for government improve
ments in Hot Springs. The plans are
IN oil painting and snow IN detalL
what the Government will he asked
to dn mere. The las. congress APP
propriated $4,000 for these plans,
and it is indicated that they will be
adopted by the next congress An
expenditure of more than a million
dollars in identifying the reservation
property her els provided for. Il Is
the purpose of our people to have the
plans brought here later out that
can not be done at this time nor
nerhaps until after they have been
Skinned to Washington, as they are
delicate oil paintings and there IS
danger in their being handled toe
much.
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24
MORE EYES FOR NAVY"
GIVEN BY PATRIOTS
PROFESSOR PHILLIP LAFEY AND
w. A. BETHEL MAKE CON-
TRN5UTloNs OF VALUE

Eyes for the navy" as the binocu-
lars are termed that are contributed
by the people to help the navy in its
Watcnfulness against submarines. are
sun coming into the channel ,f tho
iocdI organization Yesterday W. A.
betheI' who for many years has been
connected with the public utilities.
rendered a very fine pair Of glasses
that VIII prove up useful.
one OF the most appropriate pair
oi glasses as Yet given were from
Professor Phillip I4affey. leader Of
the Arlington orchestra. Professor
Latfey received this pair Of glasses
as a token OF esteem in which he was
held by one of the foremost band or
chestras of Chicago, at a time when
he was its leader and he priced the
glasses very highly. They are ma
rlne glasses, and upon the occasion
OF voyage some time ago Professor
Latfey had ample opportunity to test
their capabilities on the water, and
the glasses are of exceptional value
in this particular work.
i have always priced the binocu-
lars most highly or the sentiment
they recalled, and for their genuine
worth said Professor Laffey but in
the instance OF having an opportun-
ity to turn the mover to the govern
ment for service / am most pleased
to part with them. hope to get them
back after the war with record of
accomplishment and perhaps | will
have this pleasure, but under any
conditions, and whether l ever get
them back or not, l am glad to tend
err them to the navy for such pro-
lection as they will give against the
submarines-an 7 hope that they
will be of full service in this line
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24
JUDGE SCOTT WOOD
ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY
PRESENT JUDGE OF THE CIRCUIT
COURT WILL BE A CANDl-
DATE ON THE RECORD
MADE IN OFFICE.

Circuit Judge Scott Wood has an
nounced his candidacy in the coming
| democratic primary election as a can
didate to succeed himself as presiding
Judge of the circuit court. and sets
forth his claims to that office in an
authorized and signed statement. He
bases his appeal for support on tho
! record that he has established, ami
will within a very short time open a
campaign which viii extend through
out the entire district Judge Wood
in his statement says
In announcing my candidacy for re
election as Circuit Judge of the 18th
judicial Circuit of Arkansas / feel
that, according to the long estab-
lished principles of the Democratic
party public servant who has been
faithful to his trust is entitled to a
second term in office. / have in the
| last three years contributed to the
administration of the judicial depart
| ment of the state the best and most
conscientious services of which my
very fallible mind was capable. The
records will show that during my
term OF office more work has been
done at less expense to the county
than for many years prior TO the time
l assumed the duties of the office.
1t has fallen to my lot along with
the other officers of the county ana
circuit TO meet and cope with the
new and revolutionary conditions
brought about by the prohibition law
and later the bone dry law. There
have been more appeals taken from
Garland county to the Supreme Court
upon convictions for violations of the
| liquor laws than from any other
county in the state and almost as
many as from all other counties of
| the state put together BY pursuing
| " vigorous policy toward the en-
torcement of these laws, crime in
this community has been decreased
to marked extent, Ut has also fal-
| len TO my lot along with the other
officers to prosecute an extended In
yestigati0n and campaign against the
long established evils of Doctor
Drumming, and public gambling
which have done so much to injure
| the reputation and fortunes OF this
wonderful city. With all of this work
| the expenses Of the Circuit Court OF
this county during my term of Of
| flee have been considerable less than
they were during the term OF office
Of my predecessor, Notwithstanding
the fact that several expensive cases
including the swindle cases, which
Iwere tried during the term of my
predecessor were passed over to me
| and the fee bills in them charged
to my administration. The principle
work occasioned by the prohibition
law and doctor drumming and gamb-
ling Investigations has already been
done and with this work already ac-
leomplished, ! promise that the future
lexpenses of the Circuit Court will
be reduced almost one-half.
Permit me to thank you for your
loyal support in the past and to so
Illicit your vote for my reelection
Yours very truly.
SCOTT WOOD.
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24
on. .litneu offer-rhis and Sc

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this
slim enclose with Sc and mail 1t to
Foley & Co. 2S35 Sheffield Ave, Cal
cago. H.. writing your name and ad-
dress clearly. You will receive in re-
turn a trial package containing Foo
Iey's Honey and Tar Compound, for
coughs. colds and Group Foley Kid
new pills, for pain in sides and back;
rheumatism, backache, kidney and
bladder ailments; and Foley Cathartic
Tablets. a wholesome and Thoroughly
cleansing cathartic. for constipation.
biliousness, headache and sluggish
bowels-A c. Jennings.
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24
Beauty is woman's Greatest Asset

History shows us many instances
where beauty alone has raised its pos
SCISSOR from obscurity to the heights
of power.
Beauty is invincible.
DO you possess this potent charm?
If not, acquire IL.
How
Why by using
Vanity Fair Skin Food at night. and
Vanity Fair Face Powder next morn
ing.
For sale by Welmer Drug Store.
2-20-iwlS
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24
FOR CIRCUIT JUDGE.

The Sentiuel-Record is authorized
to announce Judge Scott Wood as
candidate for tn democratic nomina-
ton as Judge of the circuit court Of
This judicial district
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24

sorrels Drug Company, Agents 70
Eastman Kodaks Largest and best
finishing and developing department
in store, under supervision of profess
sional photographers. Prompt SER
vice. Left
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24

DR.. J. F. Merritt ie now located in
the Sumpter-Llttle Bldg. Calls ans
wered day or night. Phones-office.
az: residence. 1926
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24

Use Liggets Golden Tip Tea tor
making iced tea. This tea Is pro
cured only from the early howery
nickings, which in this country Is
found in but few of the most exclusive
torres. ana then at prices varying
rom $500 to $500 pound. Price
81 90 a pound. For Gale by X. G. MOT
ns Drug Co. Phone 242 6-lu'u
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24

Am short OF a waitress. X You
know a good one send her down. We
must give service. Como Coffee
Room. 12-2-tf
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24

II it's good coffee with pure cream
and the best creamery butter you are
looking for, you i'll find 1t az
Frisby's. 12-2S-tf
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24

Frisby wants to see yoe-the popu-
lar place to eat 12-2S-tf
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24
JUDGE JAS. z. Ho6UE,
SYDNEY s. TAYLOR
LAWYERS

Have opened offices iu the Arkan-
sas National Bank building. 4th floor
Oftice phone, 2iS: residence phone
ZOO it-6.iI
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24
10 Our Patrons We Announce

n any question regarding matters
seauty' addressed VANITY Fair
NV BOX, y care of this store. will be
M, 'ee by a specialist from the
dg raif Toilet Co., provided a self
NV aesSeu' stamped envelope is in
AZ good for one week only.
I" sale by Southern Pharmacy
2-20-lwk
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24

You Hooverize, when you order
what you like, and Ike what you or
der Good things TO eat at Frisby's
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24

Frisby wants 10 see yon--the popu-
lar place to eat l2-2S-ti
The Sentinel=record. (Hot Springs, Ark.) 1900-current, 1918-02-24

Wade's sanitarium (for colored
neople1 Terms reasonable. Gupha
IA MALVERN Tel 1872. 2-5-tf