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Morris tribune., 1918-09-27

is Liberty Loan Day
Morris tribune., 1918-09-27
CYRUS
From the Citizen

rTOM the ClLlZeu
A baby girl arrived Thursday to
gladden. the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Erick Johnson. The young lady
tipped the scales at " pounds.
A bouncing baby girl arrived at
the 0. e. Miller home in Framnas
township September A.
Died at her home southeast of
town Lucille Cordelia Tollefson at
half past two Wednesday, September
IS, aged years.
Edwin Opheim arrived home last
week from Minneapolis, where he has
been working for the Savage Co.
Edwin will enroll in the Students
Training Corps of the State Univer-
sity.
Morris tribune., 1918-09-27
CONSOLIDATED SCHOOL
AT ALBERTA STARTED
Faculty is Short Several Teachers
But Vacancies Soon to be
Filled


Sept. 8, after three months vaca-
tion. Unfortunately there was not
Sail quota of teachers. Two MEM
hers of the Alberta school faculty re-
signed a few days before sessions be-
gan. Fortunately the high school
principal position was filled by Mrs.
H. c. Quigley and the sixth and
seventh grade position by Mrs. John
Kreiss, Jr. Both of these ladies are
highly experienced teachers, and did
very fine work in this school. Their
Willingness, promptness and profess
sional efficiency is we'll appreciated
by the people of Alberta.
The present faculty is Dale Wet
eel, primary; Mabel Saetre, inter-
mediate; Sadie Willis, grammar;
Myrtle Bacon, high school principal:
Florence Russell, home economics and
manager of teachers manse; and
Fred Grafelman, Supt
The teachers manse is under the
able management of Miss Florence
Russell of Wilton, Iowa. This lady
has also taught for a year in Hull
House of Chicago. This part of the
school is progressing very well this
year, and to the satisfaction of every
member of the teachers club.
A Ludwig piano was added to their
department, making the last Of
complete set of modern home COM
forts.
The teachers club is also fortunate
in securing their excellent house
keeper, Miss Mary Andert. This lady
is mature in judgment and well ex-
perienced in her work, and is making
the teachers most successful house
keeper, one who is keeping every
thing up to a high standard of home
efficiency and strict economy She
makes an excellent coworker with
Miss Russell, the efficient manager of
the club.
Saturday eevning, Sept IA, Mr..
Grafelman spoke to an audience at
Correll, called there by the board of
education to develop the project of
building teachers home at Correll,
similar to the one at Alberta. The
people at this consolidated school
find it very hard to secure good
teachers when they have no place
for them to stay or live. They pay
much higher salaries than they
would pay if they could give their
teachers decent place to live. The
Correll school is one of the best in
the state, would make fine-field for
higher efficiency with a fine teach
ers' manse. Miss Russell, Miss
Saetre, and Miss Arp, home training
teacher of Chokio, accompanied Mr.
GrafeIman
The next day, Sunday, large
delegation of men autoed up from
Correll to inspect the Alberta teach
ers' manse, with view to building
one similar to it. They seemed to
be highly pleased with the beauty
and fine arrangement of the home.
Relatives of Miss Kirkwall visited
at Alberta and visited the school.
Miss Inez Kirkwall is attending high
school this year as a freshman. She
boards and rooms together with her
sister, who is the bookkeeper in the
bank
Another set of fine visitors came
from Benson, visiting Mr.. and Mrs.
Ole Gulbranson. Some of these Ia
dies are teachers in the Benson
schools.
Tomorrow is Liberty Loan Day
Morris tribune., 1918-09-27
NOTICE OF HEARING

500
Morris tribune., 1918-09-27
Jim Munro on His Way

Tomorrow is Liberty Loan Day
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
MERELY PART OF CEREMONY
Parson Had Done What He Could;
Considering the Amount Of Fee
Coming to Him.

Two d6rkies were suing for divorce
II was necessary for the old parson
who had married them to testify. He
appeared and this cOlloquy ensued:
JuGge--Nigger, what's your mime?
Parson-William Lewis, c. w. b. NJ,
yph honah.
Judge-Do you know this couple?
PGrson-Yas, sub, do.
Judge-Did you marry them?
Parson-No sub
Judge-Didn't marry 'em? Why, they
have proof you did.
Parson-Mehbe so. boss, but yo' see
II was lax dis. Dat yaller niger come
to me an said he'd glib me 81 to marry
him. SEE "All right" and he went
and got dat ole woman and brung her
to de church. Just befo' de ceremony
he low as how he amt got but six bits
to glib me. Boss, couldn't puhform
no regular ceremony LAX dat for q
measly SIX bits, so just read de
Christian Endeavor pledge ober dem
and turned dem loose.-Chicago Daily
News.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
Hot Weather Hits Us
Hardest in Stomach

Keep a closewatch on yourstom-
ach this summer. We need all our
fighting strength. War work
change of diet-will make us all
easier prey to stomach and bowel
trouble than ever before. 1t is so
easy to become overheated on a
blazing hot day, especially after
eating a hearty meal. And then
the excessive heat makes us flood
our stomachs with all kinds of
cold drinks. That's bad at any
time; much worse-even danger
ous-when there is the slightest
feeling of stomach trouble.
Keep the stomach sweet and
cool and free from too much acid
that's about all that is neces-
sary. It's not so much the diet
as to keep the poison from start
ing trouble. You can easily do
this if you will just take a tablet or
two of EATONIC after your meals.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
That Lovely Mani

"At last" cried Miss Terchance,
esctatically, Il have found a man who
truly loves me, and whom can truly
lover
Miss Kreant looked at her skeptic-
ally. "Are you sure that he loves your"
she asked.
''Sure. For that's what asked him,
and oh the beauty of his replyl"
Tell me about it,"
Il said. How can you love me when
I'm so cross-eyed?'
""You wrong yourself. darling he
replied. You are not cross-eyed Your
eyes are so pretty that they just can't
help looking at each other-that's how
it is"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
SAFE, GENTLE REMEDY
CLEANSES YOUR KIDNEYS

Tor centuries GOLD MEDAL Harlem
Oil has been a standard household remedy
for kidney, liver, bladder and stomach
trouble, and all diseases connected with
the urinary organs. The kidneys and blad-
der are the most important organs of the
body. They are the filters, the purifiers of
your blood. If the poisons which enter
your system through the blood and stom-
ach are not entirely thrown out by the
kidneys and bladder, you are doomed.
WEAKNESS, sleeplessness, nervousness,
dependency, backache, stomach trouble,
headache, pain III loins and lower abdo-
men, gall stones, gravel, difficulty when
Irinating, cloudy and bloody urine, rheu-
matism, sciatica and lumbago, all warn you
TO look after your kidneys and bladder.
All these indicate some weakness of the
kidneys or other organs or that the enemy
microbes which are always present in your
system have attacked your weak spots.
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules are
what you need.
They are not "patent medicine" nor
rev discovery" For 200 years they
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

EATONIC is the wonderful new
compound that absorbs the harm
ful gases and juices and almost
instantly drives away stomach
misery.
= Instead of sudden and painful
attacks of indigestion, after you
begin using EATONIC you'll for
get you have stomach. And there
will be no more heartburn, food
repeating, sour stomach. gas pains,
or that lumpy, bloated feeling you have
so often experienced after eating. Then
your appetite-you know how bard it
is to satisfy in hot weather-eat one or
two EATONIC Tablets a bali hour be-
fore meals-and you will enjoy the re-
suits and feel better in every way.
These are a few reasons why YOU
should start using EAT0NIC today and
fortify your stomach against the chance
trouble this summer. 1t costs only SOC
fora big package. Your druggist whom
you know and can trust, will promptly
refund your money ii you are NOS
more than satisfied.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
Those Good Times

DO you think it will do any good to
ask your father for you again?" asked
the young man, twirling his hat In his
hand.
81 think it viii. Mortimer" said the
sweet young thing.
HE has refused me three times, you
know"
"Yes, know; but he's running for
office now, remember, and l think he
viii give away anything he's asked
for"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
KIDNEY TROUBLE OFTEN
CAUSES SERIOUS BACEACHE

When your back aches, and your blad-
der aud kidneys seem to be disordered,
go to your nearest drug store and get
bottle of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root. It
is PHYSICIANS prescription for ailments
of the kidneys and bladder.
1t has stood che test of years and has
reputation for quickly and effectively
giving results in thousands of cases.
This preparation so very effective, has
been placed on sale everywhere. Get a
bottle, medium or large size, at your near
Sst druggist
However, if you wish first to test this
preraration send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer
q o., Binghamton, N. Y, for sample
bottle: When writing be sure and men
ton This paper.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
Saskatchewan ......... 1000
Alberta ............... 26.70

1t is the low prices at which land
Can be obtained in Western Canada
which is rendering this country such
an important factor in the production
of foodstuffs at the present time. 1t
is enabling men who have been farm
ing small ares in older districts to
take up and far.u with the same CAPT
tai a.ces not only many times as great,
but which are also capable of produc-
ing considerably larger crops to the
observation-disclosures
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

have been standard household remedy.
They are the pure, original imported Haar-
lem Oil your great-grandmother used, and
are perfectly harmless. The healing, sooth.
ing oil soaks into the cells and lining Of
the kidneys and through the bladder, driv.
ing out the poisonous germs. New life,
fresh strength and health will corne as you
continue the treatment. When complete.
ly restored to your usual vigor, continue
taking capsule or two each day; they will
keep you in condition and prevent a re-
turn of the disease.
Do not. delay minute. Delays are es-
pecially dangerous in kidney and bladder
trouble. All druggists sell GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules. They will refund
the money if not as represented. GOLD
MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules are i'm
ported direct from the laboratories in Hol-
land. They are prepared in correct guam
tity and convenient form, are easy to take
and are positively guaranteed to give
prompt relief. In three sizes, sealed pack
ages. Ask for the original imported
GOLD MEDAL. Accept no substitutes.-
Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Baraboo-Before large audience of
residents of Sank county, Gov. Eman-
uel l.. Philip gave an address at the
exercises in honor of the drafted men
from Sank county, who left Baraboo
for Camp Grant. The governors re-
marks were exceedingly well timed
and were well received by the audience
which by it's applause showed great
appreciation of the speech.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Stevens Point-A boy of 10, son of
Mr.. and Mrs. Anton Keuntjes, town OF
Carson, was pushed against a manure
spreader in operation and he was car
ried to the cylinder, covered with four
inch spikes, four inches apart, which
strike within two inches of the floor
of the machine. Though the boys
body was penetrated score of times
by the spikes, he will live. He was
rushed to a Marshfield hospital.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Madison Aromur & Co. has pur-
chased the Smell property on East
Washington and will convert the
building into cold storage plant. The
company not only plans to make the
capital city a distributing point for
southern Wisconsin, but will "go
after" the meat business of Madison,
now supplied by the Farmers Coop
erative Packing company.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
Save the Babies

INFANT MORTALITY
of all the children
nearly die before
than onehd
they ffteenl
We do hesitate a
these lives Neither
nfne
Drops ncures and soothing sold for cen complaints
less opium morphine They considerable quantities.
deadly poos In quantity they stupey retad circulation and lead
toria If it bears the signature Of Chas. II. Fletcher
contains opiates narcotics
he of CSzITZZzZzE
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Madison John r. Commons and
Prof William A. Scott, Progressive
Republicans, have issued statements
in support of James G. Monahan.
Darlington, conference choice of the
Third congressional district loyalists,
for nomination TO congress on the Re
publican ticket.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

La Crosse-Laundryme from vari-
Gus sections of the state held a meet
ing here on the fuel situation. AS a
means of conservation it was suggest
ed that in cities where several laun-
dries operate they be consolidated dur
ing the winter. Further conferences
are to be held at the call of ]. Norm
ington, Stevens Point, president of
the Wisconsin Laundrymens associa-
ton. The cash system is also being
considered by the association.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Kenosha-Jitney service which was
stopped in Kenosha when jitney men
refused to comply with the city ordi-
nance and the orders of the railroad
commission, was resumed here when
Judge Turner in Circuit court in Mil
waukee, issued an order restraining
the city of Kenosha and it's officials
from further interfering with the oper-
alton of the jitneys.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Certificates have been is.
sued by the sugar committee of the
state food administration fo3 every
pound of sugar in Wisconsin's quota
for July and the housewives are urg-
ed to use the cold pack" method of
canning without sugar. The state
food administration issued a state
ment declaring it of the greatest i'm
portance that the housewives can all
the fruits and vegetables possible for
winter consumption, using the cold
pack system which proved so success
full last year.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
itliiiIIiIilllllIIlIllEEs.sEi.sEiiiififiiifiiiii
HAPPENINGS
OF THE WEEK
!" In WISCONSIN
Observation-Disclosures

Milwaukee - The joint legislative
committee of the Wisconsin legisla.
ture on marketing has practically de-
fided to recommend for passage a
measure which will limit the number
of cheese factories in a given district,
probably in county TO the milk pro-
ducing power of the district. Such a
bill was strongly recommended by
Deputy Dairy and Food Commissioner
Lee at the hearing Of the committee
held here. Ruinous competition be.
tween cheese factories in certain dis.
tricts of the state are proving an in,
jury, Mr.. Lee said, to the cheese in
dustTy.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Madison = Wisconsin members of
the Independent Order of Foresters
will fight the attempt of the order to
withdraw the $4,000 in securities on
deposit in the Office of the state treas
urer. The company which forfeited its
right to write new insurance policies
in Wisconsin about four years ago for
failure to file its reports with the in
surance commissioner made demand
on State Treasurer Johnson for the
fifty $1,000 bonds which had been on
deposit in his care.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
RestfuI.

"Sapleigh is always thinking of him
self" yes; in that way he avoids
having much on his mind"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Wausau - Henry Carl Theodore
Fromm. living near here, was arrested
charged with wilfully and unlawfuny
advocating, teaching and advising that
citizens of this state should not aid
and assist the United States il procur-
ing and carrying on the war with pub
lie enemies of the United States. The
accused is son of Fred F'romm. So
cialist candidate for state senator.
One brother. Walter, disappeared
when called for military service early
in May and another, John William, fail
ed 10 respon for entrainment.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Iron alloyed with gold has been In
PRODUCED as substitute for tin In the
making of cans
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

A corporation in Denmark makes a
business of cleaning and disinfecting
telephones.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
His Occupation.

"What does he do for his countryT'
He's an automatic hot-air genera
tor."-Detroif Free Press.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Springfield. Mass, labor union is
asking the city council to regulate
rents during the war.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
Journalistic Amenities.

"Our wart of contemporary" says
the Tazville Gazette, "claims as far
as the war is concerned to have the
earliest intelligence. That is the kind
Of intelligence they always have at
that office. 1t is more than early; 1t
is primitive."-Boston Transcript.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

A Clumsy Nooer.

Edith-How does Fred make love?
Marie-Well, l should define it as
unSkilled labOr-Kansas City Star.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

1t is proposed to-give London eng
land) firemen an increase of 10 shil-
lings ($3.T5) a week until after the
war.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Opportunity knocks at every mans
door, they say" YEP: with an invi-
tation to fight"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Thousands Of railroad shop men
have been 1ured By high sbiDyard pay.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

The Canadian Airplane company,
Ltd, employs none but British sub.
jects.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

The salary of the president of Swift
erland amounts to $500 year, with
en- additional $1,000 for expenses.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

In the commerce of speech use only
coin of gold and silTeP-Joubert.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Lake Geneva - Assemblyman Riley
S. Young. candidate for reelection, in
dorsed by the Walworth county repub-
lican conference, announced he will
be a candidate for speaker of the next
assembly
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Washington. G. Sykes, of Mil
waukee. has been awarded a commits
sion as first lieutenant in the medical
corps. Samuel W. Burford, Madison,
has been commissioned captain in
The ordnance corps.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Madison-Unless the farm labor sit
uation clears itself Immediately Gov.
e L. Philip will probably issue a
proclamation calling on all business
and professional men and manufaetu-
rers. except those engaged on war
work. to close their places of business,
at least one day a week so their ena-
-ployes can go out and help the farmers
with the greatest harvest in the his
tory of the state.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Acknowledgements operating in a
crowd at the Amigo depot during de-
parture of selectmen made bauls of
5000. Frank Spearo. Woodruff, was
robbed on a train of S400.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Waupaca-Charles Larson, of this
city, for the second consecutive year,
won the Interstate Trapshooting As
ISOLATION State Amateur championship
at the Wisconsin State Trapshooters'
tournament at Wausau, He will be
the states representative in the Great
American Handicap tournament. The
1919 state tournament will be held at
Milwaukee.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
His Training.

"He certainly is a man of fetching
manners" "Why not? He used to be
a waiter
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
FRECKLES
Now Il the Time to Get Rid Of Tbe,e Uslv Suo,s

There's no longer the slightest need Of feeling
ashamed Of your freckles, as othine--doubls
strength--is guaranteed to remove these homely
spots
Simply get an ounce Of othine--doubls
strength-from your druggist, and apply a little
Of IL night and morning and You should soon ses
that even the worst freckles have begun to dis
appear. while the lighter ones have vanished en-
tirely. 1t Is seldom that more than one ouncs
Ia needed to completely clear the skin and gain
. beautiful clear complexion.
Be sure TO ask for the double strength OthiHe,
as this Is sold under guarantee OF money bEsa
II IL fails to remove freekles.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
Just a Dream.

81 dreamt / dwelt in marble halls
"Eh? 2"
"Fell asleep in the union depot
Louisville Courjer-Journal.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
The RusY Moments.

"Bliggins complains that he is over
worked"
"Yes. But he never seems as busy
as when he is making just that CONE
plant"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
Noisy.

Noisy.
as he patriotic?"
"Well, he talks loud enough"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Appleton-Notices have been posted
in various paper mills of the Fox River
valley announcing important increases
of wages to become effective Aug. /.
In some cases the increase will be a
horizontal one of 4$4 cents an hour,
averaging perhaps about 40 cents per
day, in wages of both men and women.
The notice of the increase came as a
fetal surprise to the employees.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31
In Compliment.

Jack-rd like to have street name
for me.
Stella-You have-you are Easy,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Madison-The war book of the Uni
versity of Wisconsin is now off the
press and ready for distribution
throughout the state. 1t is a reprint in
200 page volume of the twenty Wis
consin war pamphlets which were pre-
pared by professors in the university,
10000 of which have been circulated
in the past six months.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Madison-Robert LaFolette. Jr.. son
of Senator J-aFollette, who has been
ill for man. months, has been taken
from the senator's home at Washing
ton. d. c.. to Hot Springs, Va. on the
orders of his physician. Senator and
Mrs. LaFollette and their daughter,
Fola, accompanied him to Hot Springs
and prepased to remain there with him
indefinitely.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Green Bay. C. Fogarty, 6S, vice
president and general manager North
ern Paper Mills corporation here, died
from an attack of apoplexy.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Birhcwood-Oliver, the only wei
town in the vicinity of Duluth and Su
perior, has added five special police
men to its force of one, since the vii
lage became an oasis in the thirst des
ert. The only saloon in the town EN-
ploys ight bartenders TO handle its in
creased trade.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Rhinelander - A napkin ring made
from piece of German shell fired at
Verdun is the highly priced possession
of Miss Louise Handson of this city
who received it from a sailor OF
France. The article is beautiful in de
sign and bears crest with the in
scription "Verdun".
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1918-07-31

Benton-It is said that the new acid
plant 10 be erected here by the SKIN
ner- Rooster company, but under gov
eminent supervision, is the cost up
wards Of $4,000. 1t is also Eaid the
German informed prisoners viii be
used in its construction.