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Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-12-03

This knowledge isn't In a book
But I am here to say,
You'll find a fellow is a crook
Because he's bent that way.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-12-03
How About 1t?

Now that the war is over the club
is organizing a ball team for next
season and we want to know if VIII
Catch, the Muskogee. Okla, oil roy
atty collector, will catch for us?
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-12-03
Retclla!
wot,s a Matter. Iya2

We don't know what she Is scared
about. But Iva Fearing live at $40
Richard street, Dayton, Ohio.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-12-03
The Wise Fool

"A woman Is apt to get an impress
sion wrong end first" observed the
Sage.
YES" agreed the Fool. "if she
steps off a moving street a that
way"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-12-03

OF course it is none of our busi-
ness. But we have often wondered
how a thin. hipless girl manages TO
s~uspenders.
Funny how the man who won't do
a thing II the world for the woman
he is married to will do anything In
the world for the woman he isn't
married to.
Appearances are deceitful. It often
happens that the Gentle Dove you
married turns out to be q Eee-rocious
Wild Cat
And what has become of the old
fashioned man who used TO stand on
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-12-03
Bits OfBy-Pldy
Oh, Prunesi
BY LUKE McLUKE
Copyright, 1918, the Cincinnati
Enquirer

Oh, Prunes!
I'm getting too fat" said Miss Bid
die,
And to get the fat off is a riddle
IT don't mind four chins,
Though they cause many grins,
But l hate to be fat round the middle
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-12-03
No Joke

with their wives all men shoult
agree"
Said wise old Mr.. Blossoms;
For, though a man has reason, he
Will find his wife has reasons"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-12-03
FOoeyi

FOOtyI
Some men want the earth, but 1T
is different with you. isn't 1t, Colo
nel?" said the Man who was buying
the drinks.
"How's that, sir2" demanded Colo
mel Bourbon, as he poured himself
out another drink.
why. the earth is two-thirds wa
ter, isn't III" replied the Man.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-12-03

Arthur Frost and Ada Blizzard
were married In New York City last
week. May their love eve grow. cold
and may a flock OF little icicles hang
around their home.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-12-03
Walt Mason's Ripping Rhymes

And now we may behold. my friends, where constituencies
ambition ends. Five years ago the kaiser sat- with eagles in his
golden hat. the ruler of a mighty state, in industry and commerce
great The kaiser might have said, Gee whiz! How prosperous my
country is! The credit IN receive. nc doubt. when death has put me
down and out. In future ages men will cy How sad that Kaiser
Bill should die! Our country's never been the same since he cashed
In and quit the game; no other kalser's had his pep. and we e back
ward every STEP They'll bless my nan till time is done. and chaos
shall engulf the SUM-" But Kaiser Wilhelm sat alone, upon his large
upholstered throne, and said, Its not enough for m {. this graf OF
ruling Germany. II is too small and cheap a stunt>fo n with my
majestic front The while blamed world must knuckle down M
fremble at my war lord frown. Ny ships must boss n seven seas
my banners float IN every breeze" And now W @ see the kaisers end:
there's none 20 poor to call him friend. And lei will gather ronnd
his grave. and say, He a both fool and knave. With world-do-
minion dreams he fooled. and wrecked the mighty land he ruled"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-12-03

Because his name was Johnny True,
She said she'd be his wife;
Convinced that one with such a name
Would sure be true for hfe.-Breit.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-12-03

She saw us go
And lick the Dutch,
Now Mexico
Amt saying much.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-12-03
Luke McInke Saws

The Dumbest Men Are Those Who
Talk All The Time.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-12-03
Names Is Names
Our Daily Special

Ray d. Aitor lives in Dayton, Ohio
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-10-06
Big Bombing Machine Has a Wing Spread of Forty
 Three Feet
ARE ASSEMBLED IN
 BIG FRENCH PLANT
Suction From Propeller When on Ground So Powerful as to Be
 Awe-Inspiring

Romorantin, Central France, August s0.-(Correspondence of the Associated < Press )--Liberty airplanes were darting across the sky, other Liberties were drawn up in battalions across the big plain, and still other Liberties were puff fing and struggling attheir anchor tests ss the Associated Press correspondent arrived at this great center of airplane production for the American lighting army. The nearby town of lssodoun is the great center for American avia- tors.
 Crowds of soldiers and workmen had gathered to see one of the hghting Liberties completely equipped with bombing machines, wireless outfit, all its guns, and every last device for go- ing into combat. There had been other Liberties turned out, scores and hum dreds of them now moving in a steady stream. In this and others which had preceded, the last step had been taken to give them their final equipment for actual fighting.
 The big machine had spread of wings 43 feet across, and like all the others was of gray cloud color seen from below, though above the color changed to green and merged into the green fields. Ahead pointed the ma chine gun operated by the pilot, with syncronizing device by which 100 shots a minute flew between the arms of tic spinning propeller. Further back, iii the observers nests, two more ma chine guns had a sweep of both broad sides and upward and rearward There was no angle they could not reach, and
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-10-06
"Eye-Climbing"

From "An English Architects Impress
 sions of New York" by T. H. Lyon in
 Architecture.
 The successful skyscrapers, and there are very few which are not successfui, afford the eye just the rest in its jour ney upward which the direct and simple treatment of a shaft offers. I find my self making journeys again and again 10 certain streets, just for the pleasurapie sensation of a pastime which might De termed "eye-climbing'' It has become lunch-hour treat. stand in front or the Bush Terminal, in Forty second street, and run your eyes up that buliding' think you will do it again for the sake of a feeling of lightness and exhilara- tion similar to that caused by reduc' tion in atmospheric pressure con stantly experience this sensation or stepping out of my office in Fifth ave nue. just because. as | do so, my at tention is invariably drawn upward py the lofty buildings.
 I did not believe it possible to handle such enormous masses of material and produce such perfect grace and ease until came to New York. Some of the skyscrapers are as simple and firm as a DorlG column from the Parthenon, while others, with more elaborated base and upper story, are as graceful as an Ionic column from the Erectheum. l have photograph before me of Broad way looking south from the postoffice This is not only splendid example of sky-area, as accentuated by form. of the way out for the eye which the four square plan offers, and also of the crushing effect of a horizontal treat ment as seen on the left of the picture. but it illustrates in addition the won- derful perspectives which the skyscrap- CTS build up The possibilities they af- ford from the point of view of archi- tectural effect are almost unlimited I can imagine. domes, towers. monuments, rising one above the other, as in a city of dreams, and I ask myself, what would the Statue of Liberty be if reconstructed now?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-10-06


 Within ten minutes after an appli- cation of Danderine you can not find a single trace of dandruff or falling hair and vour scalp will not itch, but what will please you most will be aftel. few weeks use, when you see new hair. flne and downy at first-yes-but really new hair-growing all over the scalp. little Danderine immediately dou- bles the beauty of your hair. No differ ence how dull, faded, brittle and serag- gy, just moisten cloth with Danderine and carefully draw it through your hair, taking one small strand at time The effect is amazing-your hair will be light, fluffy. and wavy, and have an appearance of abundance; an incompar- able lustre. softness and luxuriance.
 Get small bottle of Knowltons s Danderine for few cents at any drug store or toilet counter, and prove that your hair is as pretty and soft as any -that 1t has been neglected or injured by careless treatment---that's all--you surely can have beautitul hair and lots or 1t if you viu tnst try 2 htHa Dand- erine.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-10-06
ACHES AND PAINS
 QUICKLY RELIEVED
You'll find Sloan's Liniment softens the severe rheu-
 matic ache

Put 1t on freely, Don't rub it in. Just t4sit penetrate naturally. What sense of soothing relief soon follows!
 External aches, stiffness, soreness, cramped muscles, strained sinews, back "cricks"-those ailments can't fight off the relieving qualities of Sloan's Lini- ment. Clean, convenient, economical Ask any druggist for it. BOG, soc, s1.20.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-10-06
soc Scarfs and Table QE~ Centers Selling At CC(

table
  quality worth today's 2E~
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-11-24
LIE ROY LADp SUccUMeS
TO INFLUENZA PNEUMONIA
AFTER FIVE DAYS ILLNESS

PHOENIX, Nov 1s.-Le Roy Ladd
chairman of the commission on state
institutions. died this morning from
pneumonia. following influenza. He
had been III but five days.
Ladd had been closely identified
with the politics OF Arizona since the
campaign for statehood. He was edi-
tor of the Daily Globe at Globe prior
to statehood and covered the first
session Of the Arizona legislature.
representing the Associated Press.
In 1912. he became secretary to the
governor, which position he occupied
until February Of this year, When
Governor Hunt named him chairman
Of the commission on state institu-
tons. He was "a years old, born In
Duanesburg. N. Y, and educated at
Trinity college, Hartford, Conn.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-11-24
FORGET 1T

We do not quite agree with Major Kelly when he lets
tins escape his system in issue of the Douglas
International:
The advice of the Daily international the
Tombstone Prospector. a. II. Gardner. the Chinese
restaurants and other county seat proiteers Tomb
stone is To get ready for the second county seat
moval heat This may be in the courts in the leg
lslature next winter The insults hurled on Douglas
from Tombstone will not avert the calamity which is
the way.
In reply to the above cannot the Inference
consistency Of the reference Chinese be
of the fact that Major Kelly always eats the Amer
lean Kitchen in Phoenix. and the American Kitchen i'll
get the ''protees.' either. especially when think of
the late laincied real estate option DEAF that be
pulled off in Douglas by the clique. However there is
one particular statement i'll the quoted article above that
the Prospector and every and child III Tomb
stone and denies and that is that single Sur
insult has been east at the people of Douglas.
In the entire campaign just ended i'll which the Of
hcla count shows $500 votes for removal and 1881
removal. and which county removal lost by majority
of Is and percentage Of votes. the Prospecor has
printed single word that true and which
can be proven and which proven by the cold facts and
figures. The Prospector has fight and i'll feeling
and has expressed any against the good people of
Douglas. Tombstone has pulled for Douglas in many
ways and only defended herself against the malicious
falsehoOds circulated by the insiders of the removal
scheme and the press Of Douglas. We dfey Major Kelly
to reproduce single statement that made during
the campaign which cannot PROVE.
As instance of Tombstones efforts o behalf of
Douglas may remind the Major of Tombsrone's vote
the million dollar road bond issue and that the only
towns in which opposition developed through which the
proposed roads We're to were Douglas and its ally
Wilcox. in the north
Forget this Crouch Major, and lose like a sport
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-11-24
ARIZONA WEEKLY
INDUSTRIAL REVIEW

Dougias-i54 cars ore shipped from
Sonora in October.
M1ye--Bis Bug ships seven cars
manganese ore averaging 20 per cen.
State can build Phoenix-Tempe and
B:sbee-Douglas highways; others held
NJ under essential work rule
Phoenix-Nearly 20GO bales cotton
shipped Up TO date.
Phoenix = 2O0-ton hydraulic tire
press installed by Bennett Auto Sup
ply company arizona State corpora
ticn commission ordered restoration
Of Grand Avenue line. Pumping plants
are being installed by the Waters
Users association.
C.if:oH-Highway to Morenci com
ple:ei and open for traffic
Phoenix -Co:ton r,anters Of Salt
River and Yuma valleys experiencing
difficulties in marketing crops.
Phoenix-Central Cattle Loan and
Trust company being formed with
capital OF 100000.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS body copper
ore opened in Abe Lincoln mine.
Chloride-F'ine ore body encounter
ed in Bay state mine.
Kingman-Machinery for decorat-
ing plant fiber company arrived and
being installed
Phoenix-Grand Canyon to be made
National park. Building OF Phoenix
Mattress company completed; ma
chinery being installed.
Wickenburg-Assays and smelters
returns indicate Constellation big dis
covery.
Phoenix-Boys' Working Reserve
earn sIs.1ss during summer.
Jerome-Townsite construction OF
United Verde extension progressing.
Coodsprings-Akron mine leased.
preparation for extensive development
planned
Phoenix-W. B. Thompson, expires
ident cotton exchange. advises grow
ers to hold cotton for better price.
Prescott-Constructi on cutoff
highway to Jerome in full swing.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-11-24
MAN is MORALE
OFFICER FOR CAMP CODY

". z. Cassidy. for years one of Bis
bees best known residents. and at the
present captain in the army. has been
named by the general in command Of
Camp Cody, Deming. n. NJ, to the re-
sponsible position of morale officer Of
the Ninety-seventh division. encamped
at that place. This news was contain
ed in a special dispatch. printed in
one of the FL Paso papers.
The position Of morale Offices places
the man enjoying that distinction to
position on the generals staff. He
is in charge Of the many camp activi-
ties that depend on the non-military
organizations for carrying out. In
other words, the morale Officer is the
link between the command
ing officer and the Y. N. c. A.. the Y.
W. c. A., the knights Of Columbus,
and other organizations Of similar
character that operate in and about a
large caatorment
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-11-24
FREIGHT RATES REDUCED
ON FEED FOR DROUTH
STRICKEN CATTLE

The Arizona Eastern railroad has
issued instructions 20 all OF its agents
informing them of the one-haIf freight
rates authorized by the United States
railroad administration on carload
shipments Of concentrated feeds and
alfalfa hay for needing range cattle
in drou;h stricken localities.
Ca,:iemen in Arizona wishing to
avail themselves OF this authorized re-
dact.on in freight rates must secure
certificate from one OF the following
County Agricultural Agents who joint
ly represent the United States Deart-
men; OF Agriculture and the Un:ver-
sity OF Arizona:
c. R. Adamson. Cochise, county,
Wilcox. Arizona.
A. 3. Ballantyne, Graham and
Greendee counties, Thatcher, Arizona.
L. L. Laythe. Pima and Pinal coun-
ties. Tucson, Arizona
J. r. Sandige, ella county. ClaypooI.
Arizona.
Cattlemen desiring further informa-
ton are requested TO address The Ag-
ricultural Extension Service, Univer-
sity of Arizona, Tucson.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-11-24
CRUSHED BY ROCKS

B!SBEE. Nov. IA young Next
can named Maximinio Urrutia, was
accidentally killed yesterday morning
near tn old Spray shaft, when a car
of waste from Sacramento hill was
dumped over on him. He was assist.
ing in the unloading Of the cars and
went around on the side of the car
that was to be dumped and was not
seen by the man when he released
the lever dumping the tons Of rock
He was caught underneath them and
his skull fractured. Death was al
most instant. He has q mother and
father living in the district He was
20 years OF age.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-11-24
4 PROCLAMATION OF
THANKSGIVING
State of Arizona.

Executive De partment.
The President OF the United States
has. in accordance with the national
custom, designated the twenty-eighth
day OF November as a day of thanks
giving and prayer.
As the President has pointed out
never in this generation has the day
been so really significant This nation
entered upon its great task with the
courage of solemn purpose. None OF
Us dared 10 hope for such a speedy
termination of our task In every
home that the Service Flag. whether
its star be one of blue or gold. Thanks
giving will have a meaning that i,
never possessed before We approach
this Thanksgiving Day safe in the
knowledge that the greatest gifts o.
Dou, ls4UtIlS anu JusllCc, SUN pEc'dl!
on earth.
Therefore. !, Geo. W. p Hunt, Gov.
ernor OF the State OF Arizona, do pro
claim Thurs day, November twenty.
eighth, nineteen eighteen, Thanks.
giving Day in the State OF Arizona
and ask that the day be observed as a
holiday in accordance with our ma.
iional traditions.
In Witness Whereof, have hereun.
TO set my hand ana caused the Great
Seal of the State of Arizona 70 be af.
fixed
Done az Phoenix. the capital, this
18th day of November, 1918.
(Seall
(SignedJ GEO. w. p. HUNT.
Governor OF Arizona.
Attest:
(Signed) SIDNEY p. OSBORN,
Secretary of State.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-11-24
WHEELER PRAISES
BOROERlANO ROUTE

PHOENIX. Nov 2I-E S Wheeler
senior highway engineer Of the bu-
reau Of public roads for the districts
comprising Arizona and New Mexico.
has JUS; completed a trip over the
PAoenix-Yuma highway. accompanied
by Assistant State Engineer T A
Nichols. Particular attention was
given to that section from Aqua Cal
ieite 20 Antelope Hill bridge
The people OF Arizona should real
izethe importance OF this stretch OF
road" state Wheeler upon his return.
This is an important link in the
southern ocean TO ocean highway and
is one in which the federal govern
ment, and particular the war depart
meat. is vitality Interested
.'Theer are several ocean to ocean
Highways. but this one. which lies
farthesi south. has many advantages
and is the most popular and decidedly
the most useful as a military project.
This is the route that has the lowest
elevation through the mountains and
being free from SHOWS and. therefore.
open all the year round. No other
transcon;inental route is open all OF
the year. In fact. there are months
when all Of the others are impass-
able
The Phoeniy-Yuma highway is one
in which the federal government is
participating in the cost of construc-
ton. Work has been held up. but
Engineer Wheeler states that the
glans viii GO forward for the Aqua
CaHen,e Kill section With his APP
prevail q; once, and work should be
resumed shortly. The money for this
section is already available.
Wheeler states that all Of the fed
eral projects in Arizona will be ap-
proved and work resumed as soon as
practicable.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-11-24
EMPLOYMENT OFFICE
OF GOVERNMENT HAS
MOVED TO BlSBEE

| BISBEE. Nov. 19.-Embodying the
announcement OF the Office OF the
/ United States employment bureau
/ from Douglas to this city with head
quarters in the Allen block, w. r.
Ashurst, employment agent, yester.
day made public the following:
/ The Office of the United States
employment service for Ccchise coun.
y. which formerly was located in
Douglas, has been moved to Bisbee
Persons who wish employment or
wishing TO hire any kind OF help will
please call at the Office in the Allen
block.
las the examiner of the depart.
ment. | wish to say that the purpose
Of the Office is to serve the people in
every way possible so far as any labor
problem is concerned. II you need a
cook, waiter, truck driver. miner or
iaborers of any kind send me you or
der and l vii! endeavor to fill il.
Should you want any kind of employ
ment call and will do what / can for
you. have many calls for all classes
of men on hand now and can give
you good job at once. Come in and
talf over the labor situation even IL
you do not need any job nor want to
hire any one.
This service is not in any respect
affiliated with labor unions. Do net
take it that We ar heer to antagonize
them or to hinder their good work.
We are here to serve all the people,
and the fact that you are not a mem
Der Of union does not affect matters
any If you want a job or want to hire
a man.
BY getting your cooperation and
calls for labor l can make this a fine
thing for Bisbee. The ONCE will be
permanent here, so let us all get to-
gether and help to start it right.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-11-24

There is question that there crooked
pulled off during the last election. In Cochse
county there to be a screw loose. Golfer car
red Cochse by over $50 majority, yet they cut him
down to 40. The Board of Supervisors wlfully
disrGgarding the law opened the package containing
the tally sheets. These should not be opened until
next Monday
The plain statement of facts should carry more
weight than Dunbar's conclusions. which based
nothing The tally sheets returned to the supervisors
by each election board in separate envelope and apart
from the other election supplies ballots This is done
facilitate the compiling of the official returns and
the vote each candidate received written out and
titled by each board it would be impossible tamper
with them. Dunbar charges His talk is nothing but
silly drivel but this statement is made in justice the
Cochise officials whom everybody knows would not
stOOp to such methods. even if it possible.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-11-24


0 o
a
of
of
is
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o
friendship and mutual which to build the
Weore Woodrow Wilson, President of the United States OF America
and and invite the throughout the land
honns ainp Of worship
to OF a na
of
o bea
III II
thousand hundred
| med States of America the hundred and oty-thid
ROBERT LANSING, "WOODROW WILSON.
Secretary of State BY the Pre- ident.'
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-11-24
REMOVE RESTRICTIONS
ON HIGHWAY BUILDING

WASHINGTON, Nov. 1S.-Restric-
tons upon highway improvements
was announced today by the United
States Highways Council No further
applications for approval of projects
will be required and previous disap-
prevails are revoked. The council
pointed out, however. that its action
did not affect highway bond issues,
which must still be passed upon by
the capital issues Of the treasury.
Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1918-11-24
OFFICIAL VOTES
ON AMENDMENTS
IA TIE cTAre
IN THE STATE

4
I PHOENIX. Nov 22.-The Arizona
News Bureau of Phoenix has compiled
the amendments voted on at the cleo
ton OF November ). the results are
given below. It is reported
that although the two Land
| Code measures. 104 and 106, carried.
yet they have lost because of the fact
that in order to make them operative
il was necessary that 80 carry. but
il was defeated by $50 votes. Capt.
tai punishment is restored by two
10 one vote The worst beaten was
the Workmens Compensation bill.
legislative Redis:ricting. one OF the
best bills on the ballot this year. has
majority of $3.50 and carried every
county in the state except Coconino.
The vote on the amendments fol-
follows:
Workmen's COMPENSATION
Amendment No 100. Yes.-...-....-12,S13
Amendment No. 10i. 27111
Legislative Redistrietina-
Amcrdment No. 102. Yes. 1855
Amendment No. 103, Mo-. 1855
Landc Code
,r,a-i,ap- NJ 1nf yes fe271
Amendment No. los, No,---..-.---1 0,s47
Land Code
Amendment No. los. Yes--------l 1879
Amendment No. l07, No. 1007s
Restoring Contract System
Amendment No. 300. Yes 1928
Amendment No. POI. No-..-........,1 1858
Anti-eambIins-
Amendment No. 302. Yes. 1876
Amendment No. 903. No. lOO66
Fed Lish. Abatement
Amendment No. S0:. Yes 1902
Amendment 10. 3O5. Mo-. $500
Capisrl Punishment
Amendment No. 300, 20.443
Amendment No. 301. No..-.........l0 SOP
An.iccmpuIsory Vaccination
Amendment No. sos. Yes 6.93S
Amendment No. 300. .13.411
Amending Land Code Statue
Amendment No. 80, Yes 1926
Amendment No. 81. No...........10 1895