The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-10-25
FRIEND "SELRACH" HEARD
FROM AGAIN

Morgan City, La, Oct. %, 1918.
Dear Mistur Editur 60
I writ a peace for yore paper an
it cum out butiful, so | take my pen
in han agin. Las time my subjec was
Co. 81" but can bet yore bottom
dollar if you got l, I'm goin' to pas
UNI up this time. Awl the fellers
what got "onerable menshun" was
mad ass hornet an them what was
lef out was "mader a wet hem
Ruckeys is shore hard to pleese.
With yore purmisshun want to men
shun the hyke the Ruckeys took.
Some German spyes said all the sol
gers fel out. Another German I've.
Anvil of UNI tramped to ramus an BAG.
Sum Of ems eyes was bulged out an
there lungs was hangin' out an was
dri as Morgan City las Sunday. Sum
of the buzefiters was so dri thay was
spitin brick dus. Why is it Mistur
Editur you cant ketch gurms out of
a bottle same as a glas? Gurms has
many names. In Paris thay is calld
Parasites, in Germany thay is gurms
and in Ireland thay is calld Nike
robes. 1 Teller fell out at the Sem
itary an sed it was good place to
res, but bein' serious person l thot
it was too grave to coke about.
Yesdidy I seen UNI pullin ship
down the river an she shore was a
buty. She looked like a zebra an
a GRAF an a bank Of snow an a blue
ski an green grass all rolled together.
She had the kullers of 9 ranebows.
/ speck it was goin over to git the
ranebow division when they are dun
lickin the Germans.
Well, Mistur Editor, I want to
write about the piece turns an Mr. |
Wilson an them lyin Germans Mr.. !
Wilson's las Letter but to Kiser an
them lyin Germans skeerd the folks
to home wosse than a stack of coins ,
10 miles high. The American folks
is tride of gass. The Germens gased
our solgers onbenoenced an now they
want to gass all the allies at once.
Why don't Mr.. Wilson tell UNI to go
to hi or to Fosh. Hear is what I'd
say:
If was president Of These United
States
I'd make my note acordin'
The Austrins wood shell
The Germens send to He'll
An the Tirks on the "other side of
Jorden"
Let i'm send UNI that an say
'Them's my sentiments" /
Woodrow Wilson.
An let the folks at home go to bed !
an git some sleap. Tell UNI to git
put of Franse an Belgium an git be-
nine the Rine, or you'll take the hyde
off UNI. Tell the skunks to git out
# Russia an git in there own pig pen. !
Tell UNI thay rased HI all over the
vorldd an you are goin to give UNI
"a doce of there own medicine" Tell ,
I'M thay amt fit sociates fur kooties. ! /
Tell UNI Aanamias amt in it along {
'ide of um. Thell UNI they had 1000 :
1ers to out dew Ananias an thay amt .
ost a mint. Put sum "pep' in it.
lot "pap"-this is no case fur suthin
urrup. Tell UNI thay are thieves an
yer an baby killers an poll cats. Tell
I'M unkle Sam put up 6 Billions las
saturday to run UNI out of civilsa-
hun to their devil den. Tell UNI hades
INT big enuf or hot enuf to hold UNI
N Unkle Sam is wilin to put up 600
'lllons to give UNI plenty commerda-
nuns. Tell UNI we amt reused vet.
ell UNI the devil is gentemun be-
lde UNI. Tell ever hyde and hoof an
orn OF UNI to avaunt-. If this Ian
uge is to perswadin fur your reed
rs put it in anyhow an tell UNI / ak
ardun for the Germans want piece
y undustandin I'm tryin to give it |
0 UNI.