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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21
Frederick LOock

Frederick Loock, one of the old and
highly respected residents of this city
died at his home on the east side on
Sunday night after an illness of about
a week, cause of death being pneu-
monia. Deceased was a native of
Germany where he was born 70 years
ago, but has been a longtime resi-
dent of this country. He is survived
by his wife and nine children.
The funeral was held at 1870 o.
clock Thursday afternoon from the
house and 200 o'clock from the east
side Lutheran church, Rev. Pautz Of
floating.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21
Mr.. AIva Wilson

Mr.. Alva Wilson passed away at
the Riverview hospital Friday even
ming of pneumonia The funeral ser
vices were held from the home Mon
dav afternoon and interment was
made at Meehan. The deceased has
not been a resident of this city a
long time and leaves to mourn his
loss a wife and child He was q
wears of age.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21
Master Edgar Glebke

Edgar Glebke, seventeen year old
son of Mr.. and Mrs. William Glebke
passed away at his home in Kellne1
Wednesday afternoon November 18th
at three o'clock of pneumonia. The
funeral was held Saturday afternoon
from the home in Kellner and inter
ment took place in the Kellner GENE
terry. The deceased leaves to mourn
his death his parents and sister and
a brother The entire community ex-
tends sympathy to the sorrowing rel
atives in the hour of their bereave-
ment.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21
UNEMPLOYMENT
ISFIRS1 BIG
AFTER WAR
PROBLEM

Madison, Wis.-The immediate pro-
blems of reconstruction are the de-
mobilization of industries and the de-
mobilization of armies, according to
Prof. John R. Commons, labor ex-
pert of the University of Wisconsin,
who is giving series of lectures on
the questions of economic reconstruct
ton by the League of Nations.
Industry is already demobilizing
Hundreds and thousands and millions
! Of workers throughout the world will
be rapidly laid off from work De-
mobilization comes at the worst pos
sible time of the year. This winter
will see crisis of unemployment
Employers will not start up again
until they know what markets and
wages will be.
Decentralization of our armies in
Europe is not as serious. There is
work ahead for them to do in policing
the conquered nations. Demobiliza-
ton of our armies at home is serious
Hundreds Of thousands of men who
have given up their Jobs will be hunt
ing them again.
eve must look to the state govern
ments, the city and county govern
ments, the national government, and
the League of Nations to bridge over
he period of reconstruction.
"The League of Nations already ex-
lists. Foch will continue to command
it's armies. Hoover and the food con-
trollers of the League will feed Eur
ope and the conquered peoples and
the armies. Food control must con-
tinue for another year at least. The
Leagues merchant marine will bring
the wheat and meat that have accum-
ulated in Australia. These things
the League is already doing.
but it will need at once to rebuild
Northern France and Italy, Belgium,
Serbia and Armenia. Three hundred
thousand homes have been destroyed
in France. There is years work
for several million men. Only the
League of Nations can do it. Ger
many, Austria Hungary, Bulgaria,
and Turkey must pay the bills, but
the League must furnish the credit
to begin at once and set millions of
unemployed at work.
The League already has its War
Industries Boards. They have CEN
trail organization back Of the armies
20 control the manufacture of equip
ment and munitions of war. They
can now shift the worlds industries
at once and give out millions of con-
tracts to rebuild the devasted coun-
tries. France has lost two million
workers. There is work for the I'M
employed if the League of Nations
goes on as it has been doing for the
past year, and sets the world at work
for France, Italy, Belgium, Serbia,
and Armenia. If the League does
not do so, starvation in Europe and
unemployment in America will be the
toll of the first winter after the war
"The nations have also their intern
| Il problems. France and England
have been preparing for peace during
the past two years.-America is only
beginning to study the problem"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21
ENJOYINGLARGE
BUSINESS

The Creasey Wholesale Grocery Co.
are doing a fine business and their
present warehouse is filled to capacity.
Mr.. Sylvester. the manager is kept
busy looking after the constantly
growing trade. Their sales are grow
ing larger as time passes and the mag
nitude of the business they will en-
Joy will soon necessitate larger ware
house quarters. We are all delighted
to see this new enterprise flourish.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21
transporting it 1000 or 5000 miles to

transporting it 1000 or 5000 miles to
Gulf and Atlantic Coast shipyards,
formed an epic feat Of labor that de-
serves celebration by great poet.
Moreover, America had to get ready
to make ships The building of the
great shipyards was race against
time and the German submarine, but
they were completed through Ameri-
can genius and the devotion of Ameri
can labor, and the submarine menace
no longer exists.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21
MARKET REPORT

WANTED at once, cabinet makers
machine hands and varnish rubbers
for monograph factory in a nearby
Wisconsin town. Good wages and
steady work for good men. Living
conditions excellent, finest schools in
the state VIII pay fare one way if
you investigate. Address Sup't Null
titone Mfg. Co. Eau Claire, Wis. st.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21
How A Salesman Suffered

R. J. Porter, Sterling, Col, writes
81 suffered with a painful, weak back.
AS a travelling salesman l had to stop
frequently to pick up my grips, and
the pain when l Strengthened up was
awful. l was induced to try Foley
Kidney pills. Relief was immediate.
Say, they are great" Prompt and
tonic. Sold Everywhere.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21
Don't Invite A Cold or the Grip

If you feel stuffed up, bloated
bilious, languid or have sick headache,
sour stomach, coated tongue, bad
breath or other condition caused by
slowed up digestion, Foley Cathar-
tic Tablet will give prompt relief.
1t is a gentle, wholesome, thoroughly
cleasing physic that leaves no bad
after effect. Sold Everywhere.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Miss Olien Smith, daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. Herman Smith, who has
been at Thief River Falls, Minnesota,
for several months, where she has
been employed, came home Monday
to help her mother who is in poor
health on account of a recentillness.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

The public schools opened Monday
morning in spite of the fact that there
were more cases of Influenza now
than there were four weeks ago when
they closed. The conditions are dam
gerous but the School Board felt they
had better open and take the chances.
The attendance is very much reduced.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Mrs. Earle Pease and her mother,
Mrs. Viola May, in company with Mr..
Pease have gone to Florida where the
two former will spend the winter.
Mr.. Pease will be back as soon as he
leaves his wife and her mother nicely
settled.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21
ANCIENT History IF GRAND
RAPIDS, AND WOOD COUNTY
Taken From Wood County Reporter Files i'm 1886
80 Years Ago-Fontaine Brothers
Publishers

erty consisting of grounds, store build
ings and stock to J. D. Witter for
$4,000 must have been a surprise to
Mr.. Kipp, the Centralia assessor,
who placed a valuation of only $2,125
on the stock. The invoice of stock
must have indicated at least $4,000.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Mrs. Del Gouchee, who has been
visiting friends and relatives here
the past two months, left Tuesday
evening for her home at Alberta,
Canada
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21
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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Miss Mamie Spafford, the second
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. S. A. Spaf-
ford, was married to Mr.. A NJ. Pride
of Appleton, Wednesday afternoon,
January II, 1887, Rev. A. L. p Loom
is officiating.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Assemblyman Byron Nottingham
of Arpin was in the city the first of
the week on business at the county
seat while the county board was in
session.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21
Cut This Quit Is Worth Money

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this
slip, enclose with Sc to Foley & Co..
1885 Sheffield Ave, Chicgo, Ill, writ
ing your name and address clearly.
You will receive in return a trial
package containing Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound, for Coughs, colds and
Group, Foley Kidney Pills and Car
hartic Tablets. Sold Everywhere.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

W. H Upham has sold his alcohol
factory plant at Marshfeld, to the
DeGollar Company of Chicago, who
will enlarge and continue the business
The company will consume about
10000 cords of wood yearly.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Frank Garrison sold out the past
week his store building, lot and stock
for $4,000. The new firm will be
known as Geo. M. Hill & Co. and will
continue the business.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Died-Mrs Matilda Wood, wife of
the Hon. Joseph Wood, Monday Jan
uary 18th, 1887, after a lingering i'll
ness of over two years.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Anna LaBlue, Anna Noel, and AL
bania Racette, of Merrill, Wis, spent
the holidays in this city at the home
of Joseph LaVigne
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Mary Della Arpin is home from
Dubuque, Iowa, after three months
term of school at Mt. St. Joseph
Academy in that city.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Mrs. John Edwards and daughter
Lydia of Port Edwards, left for Cali
fornia Monday where they will spend
The rest of the winter
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Peter Moberg who spent the sum-
mer on dredge near Minneapolis,
has returned home for the winter.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Paul Arpin who is attending Mar
quette University at Milwaukee, was
home for a few days.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Mrs. T. NJ. Young and little son,
Clifford, left Tuesday for Illinois to
spend the winter, accompanied by
her daughter, Mrs. Lucille Hitchcock,
who will join her husband, who is
expected home soon from France.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Mr. and Mrs Henry Painter re-
turned to their home at Ruby Camp,
Colorado, Monday They enjoyed their
visit among relatives and friends in
this city and Centralia very much.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Mr. John Mclaughlin met with a
severe accident the past week at one
of John Farrish's logging camps near
Vesper. While in the act of raising
logs on the "skid" he slipped, a log
rolling upon him in such a manner
as to break his leg. He 1850 received
injuries to his back.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Mrs. Jennie Pomeroy spent the
Sabbath with her friend Mrs. Gray
at Schofeld. Sunday she took her
departure for Minneapolis where she
expects to stay with her son until
after the carnival season is over
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Mr. and Mrs. E. Dutriut, Mr.. and
Mrs. Jessie Sipes and child, of Mer-
rill, were guests of Mr.. and Mrs. E.
B. Rossier Saturday and Sunday of
the past week They returned home
Monday as Mr. Dutruit assumes the
responsibilities of County Treasurer
for that county on the third.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21
January 6. 1887

January 6, 1887
Mrs. E. C. Talmadge and children
will leave. next week for Dubuque,
Iowa, where they will visit with Mrs.
Talmadge's people
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

The infant son of Mr.. and Mrs. A.
J. Kuiawa of Rudolph passed away
at their home Friday morning after
a few days illness of spinal menin-
gifts.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

District Attorney J. W. Cochran left
for Oshkosh Monday to attend to
some legal matters.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Will Compton of Shiocton was home
the past week from his dredge work.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

January II, 1887
A large wild cat was killed in Jo-
seph Woods hen house last week by
Geo. n. Wood, while in the act Of
killing a chicken.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

VIM Parrish of Washington Ter
ritory, is in the city visiting his broth
ers Robert and John and their fam
lilies.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

February 3, 1887
Messrs Sever Biron, Joseph Dugas
and Miss Emma Smith left for Can
ada Wednesday evening.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

January Is, 1887
Mrs. Joseph Wood is very poorly,
Mrs. Kate Townsend is attending to
her every need.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

Mr. D. D. Bishop has severed his
connection with C. H. Slocum at the
Palace drug store and engaged his
services to John Arpin as book-keep-
err
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

pathy to the sorrowing relatives
this hour of their bereavement.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1918-11-21

The transfer of the Garrison prop
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1918-08-13
MARRIAGE LICENSES

Tho following marriage licenses have
been ISSUED from tho office OF the
county clerk
Hards Lea and Josie Jones.
william Arner and May Jones.
Wiuic VIM and Eta May Fountain.
Alfred Dixon and Pauline dc -
Shaw.
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1918-08-13
PLANTING OF FALL
GARDENS IS URGED
o. y. Hud1,cston Says That Corpus
Christi People Can Produce
Quantities OF Food Within
Next Four Months

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W'n''i ''h"'h ~ ~ '''N"n WY we
sNou" "h"W our f'i"eh n'",s !" k'
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itl N''H"n !" i'aiN "No'ht' spring "iu
eui h"'''N W"u'a h' in.feaS'u III ei-
l'"i'N 'N 20 h'l Gem ~ l''at ny US
ing ,h,- N''Aon "' NV year n koWihs
h''''.." ih' inh iH AiA" INC ''hle
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NA'Ne'N
m We Keep our Garden soil under
cultivation the time, u VIII be
more mellow and more suitable for
spring use. II we clean up Az the
trash and remove an dead crops. nut
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1918-08-13
NUECES COUNTY TO
FURNISH BUT One
MAN IN LATE CALL

August Draft is the Liphtest Vet Made
or the Local Boardi September 8 -
Tentative Date for Registration OF
Men Between the Ages OF i8 and
as Years
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1918-08-13
CUSSETT CASE STARTS
Selection OF jury to Try the Alleged
Shortage Case Begins IN
District Court

The selection OF a Jury in the case
OF Nuoccs County a al versus II - &.
Gussott et al was started Yesterday iu
the ,tNu court OF the 18th district 4
special Ncnirc WAS ordered to report
this morning and ii rs anticipated that
the selection Of the jury viii bc com
pletcd during the day and the intro
ducron OF testimony started
Tho allegation ls that former county
treasurer Gussett U.s. short Ia his ug-
counts to Nucccs County and 90 the
Rohstowu Drainage District IN an
amount that totals approximately SIS
coo ana the plaintiffs are seeking 60
recover TINS alleged shortage from has
houdNmcn
The attorneys appearing IN the case
arc
Terrell and Terrell for Nueccs Coun-
~. H. y. Russell for the Rohstown
Drainage District.
Judge i V Dibrcll 90 Scguin for the
heirs of George Reynolds bqndsman,
Scott Boone and Pope for The G.. X.
Scott estate klchcrg and Stayton foi
hondsmen John Jordt Royal Givens.
Chas Well ana W j. Robertson and
heirs of james G. Scott
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City News f.: 3:
/: +: in Brief

Announcement is made that a dance
for She benefit OF the Corpus Christi
troop Texas Cavalry viii be given
next Friday evening Ht the Nueces
Hotel lh recruiting unit Of Texas
tiuard considerable expense H. cncoTn-
nsred and 1t is 20 help defray such cx
pcnso that this dance is being given.
The public Is urged 10 assist by pur
chasing tickets that sell foi fifty cents
each.
Fifty oonvalescent soldiers az Army
General Hospital Number - viii be
taken for q sail on Corpus Christi bay
tonight These weekly sails have been
arranged by the Corpus Christi war
cainp ~crll Ice Board and are under the
immediate direction Of Miss Elanna
iiorn. member Of the board.
J. a, marlborough. service station
supervisor for the willard Storage t,at-
terry 60. OF Cleveland. ohio, is spend
inns today with their local representa-
i've. the G. G. Rubber Tir, Co
Mr. and Mrs J. X Hipp have been
advised that their son Arthur has re-
ceNed commission as second lieu
tenant and has been ordered 90 Camp
Grant. Rockford. M. Mi Hipp before
entering the army was ln the employ
uf the DIESEL Boettchcr Company, be-
ing manager of the branch house at
Brownsville,
The "Offieial U. S. Bulletin" a daily
publication issued by the committee
5'n i-slhhc Information. giving the lat
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The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1918-08-13
TODAY'S CALENDAR


Local. forecast f0r today Generally
fair neht southeilg winds
At the Theatres
Amusu -ticorrc A. Conan in "Hit-
the Trail Holiday"
Queen Alice Howell and L-Ko com
rilnns n "iu Dutch" also Eddie Folio
in "The iMr- BYE.
lihcrty William Duncan iu "Thc
iighi Tor Millions" ALSO Emm, Web
lon in the Flfisht Tor Gold
Today's Calendar
Volunteers are wanted Tor the Texas
Infantry HocruitIns stations are To-
ettrd ir thr office ot RIOS Miller FIRST
state imnk building and m mo Jones
building Immediately east OF the pos,
office
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1918-08-13

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COUNTY COMMISSIONER
RUFUS OLIVER RESIGNS


Rufus oiiVof. county commissioner Of
precinct number four has rendered his
resignation which has bcont accepted.
ana Joe II Gallagher, the Democratic
nominee for the position, has been APP
pointed 10 fil ont the term
Air oliver WAS appointed 60 the com
fnissiauership early la 1916 when o. %.
Wright, Who had been elected at the
preceding November elc, ton. resigned.
Tic new commissioner b. Il well
known farmer living on the osO. lie
rs a son % Ciiy Commissioner John IA.
Gallagher.
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1918-08-13

J. a, Marlborough. service station
supervisor for the willard Storage 1ht-
terry 60. of Cleveland. ohio. is spend
Ing today with their local representa-
i've. the G. G. Rubber Tire CO.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-03-22
THE SPRING DRIVE

Our boys are going cover the top
and into mo mans land" this spring.
No one has any doubt of their ability
TO get there. There will also be a
spring drive on this side OF the ocean,
because March is the years .blue Mon
day" 1t is the most fatal month of the
year. March and April is a time when
resistance usually is at lowest ebb. 1t
is a trying season for the rundown"
man. But medical science steps in, and
says, 'sit need not be-! We should cul-
tivate love of health, a sense of re-
sponsibility for the rare cf our bodies.
Do not allow the machinery of the body
to clog. Put the stomach and liver in
proper condition. Take DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, to be had at
most drug stores in tablet or liquid
form, tablets sixty-cents a vial, COM
posed of native herbs. This puts the
stomach and liver in proper condition.
You may be plodding along, no spring,
no elasticity. no vim, but as soon as You
have put the body into its normal physi-
cal condition-oiled the machinery, as
it were-yOu will find new vim, vigor
and vitality within you. A little pep"
and we laugh and live. Try it now.
Send DIR. Pierce, Buffalo, n. Y, 10c. for
trial package. A little energy will save
the day. The prime necessity of life IS
health. With spirit and energy yen
have the power to force yourself into
action. The Golden Medical Discovery
is the spring tonic which you need.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-03-22
OLD MAN FoRGETs cHWALRY
Good Old Brother Wack Mcst UngaI-
IantIy Puts Women in the Same
Class as the Mule.


"No, sah'' replied Brother Wack to
the exrSstulation of good old Parson
Bagster. It's plumb impossible to
modElate mnle widout eussin' him.
1t KANT be did. Longs ! cusses dis
varmint reg'lar and saturates him wild
a club 'casionasly he dess lops his ears
for'ards and trudges right along wild
de pillow. But de minute l draps de
club and dresses him in confectionery
language he turns his head and sneers
at me- Oar amt no gratitude in him.
He thinks he's got me bluffed
"a mule, sab, am right smahsly like
a CONAN. Honey round her and buy
her fine clothes and a mouffie o. gold
teef, and sh'il walk all over yo'. nh
hollerin. for mo- But slap her fiat
when she needs it and talk to her loud
and coa'se and she's as soople as an
angel Keep a mule and CONAN
thankful for what yo don't do to 'en,
and yo' get 'em gwine, every time. -
Kansas City Star.