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The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1918-04-24
POLES

Rita Mario's Orchestra continues to be an attraction at the Poli vauIde- vile and photoplay theatre. This gifted young woman, who has passed through the schools of the best Flu ropean masters, has blended a large number of talented musicians into one of the best symphony orchestras the women of America ever have pro- duced. The act has remarkable vogue in this city where it has played since Monday and closes the limited en- gagement tonight.
 | Another outstanding feature of the Poli bill today will be the fifth epi- sode of '-Fhe Eagles Eye" in which German plots, fostered by diplomats, aimed to destroy life and property through strikes and the spread of bacteria disease germs. The methods pursued by the United States Secret | Service in thwarting these plots are disclosed for the first time by ex- Chief William J. Flynn.
 | Robbie 6 Nelson, in vaudeville, of fer the acme of hilarity as the pair diffuse their dialogue of snappy con- versation and joke. Ball Brothers, two knock about comedians with a female partner, offer a riotous comic skit. McGowan and Gordon, clever man and woman in diversity of hu- n,orous song and talk, keep the laugh ter at its height, and the Four Nigh tons in a classic posing act that re- quires extreme strength, startle and amaze all who. witness their dex- terity.
 | A feature comic romance of the screen is "A Pair of Sixes," in which Taylor Holmes outshines all previous screen appearances. Universal news carries the spectator through military scenes in every European country at war with the Allies. Many startling events in America are graphically shown.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1918-04-24
FELT THREE EARTH
 SHOCKS IN NIGHT

San Jacinto, Cal, April 23-Three more earthquake shocks during the night and early today made San Ja- cinto and Hemet "shiver" but added nothing to the destruction of the Sum- day afternoon tremors, which half wrecked the business district here and severely damaged Hemet
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1918-04-24

A reduction in the output of the manufacture of pleasure autos to 25 per cent of the normal was the result of a conference between the Fdel Ad- ministration and the War Industries Board.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1918-04-24

A popular author has written a. novel entitled "The Restless Sex" Don't know which sex he means, but it might be the one that can't sit down 15 minutes in the parlor with out yawntng and going out to the lodge,
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1918-04-24

best for this purpose because it is made of pure and wholesome food elements which strengthen and build up those who are weak and run down and are easily taken into the system. No alcohol or dangerous drugs
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-10-14

But as this great estate was in the making, we had no
dreams of a day when we might pour forth this wealth and
treasure for treasures far more godly.
1t is today our privilege to do this, without reserve,
unstintingly. And it is our privilege to see this wealth and
treasure go forth hallowed by its own great purpose-for it
cxpends itself not for selfish gain nor mean advantage, but
that men throughout the world may hereinafter dwell in
peace, secure in the knowledge that the life, liberty and
happiness given them by God, may not, at the whim of
some perverted human agency, be ruthlessly snatched away.
And SO as you inscribe your name upon a subscrip-
ton blank for Liberty Bonds to-day, your hand pours forth
the treasure of the land, which returning will bring back
with it fourfold the treasures of Heaven, life, liberty and
happiness, and the gratitude of men saved from servitude
and degradation.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-10-14
Z0IW

But life, liberty and happiness are above all these
They are the possessions of Heaven which God alone be-
slows, and only He may ~rightfuIly take away.
So it is fitting and natural, when a sangunary power
conceived in cunning and nurtured upon blind submiss.
ness, challenges the very right of God, that the world should
turn in wrath against such blasphemy.
Wealth and treasure are this lands possessions. We
are proud to think that this is largely SO because the divine
principles upon which life, liberty and happiness are pred
icated have been in diligence and good fortune our earn.
est precepts.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-07-10
:M;2l@1v<.-zG'

themselves holsAesikL rasn ec-naEn-
iSsx Ar -Ao noE s-ek cognit5os
as TIE goEe<zE-ni q the sosyess
R1xsiA today s1ows no tre~-aom q
fh- press cr s<-<cA- Human lie
ans ,ru<,~-ry Are NO safe wherever
s.casaesfsa siai raies TAer~ are ~
courts q sEsiics a1d fke-e is 10 iz~
in Russaa no~ TIE r0soe q tie pso-
pie : siie-cA1 ~ ne hAyone.s q the
haasksriss tools q the kzisers eor-
sruzs-f Tie srhsos system q Rss
siz Is e-isSlea- ne railroad sysssz .
r1-s-yrez The rs--s q znzrchy hare
sBreze iArszehoa. ise lani- Rzsslz's
rese has fsrs- irf0 German hA,ss
~-s- s-si We ee<esrixe
As a -es1s q. ne hotsAev-st er-
pe-i2&-t. tAs army os he unenpaoF-
&C. .: TIE hs-grE. O. TIE 1isnszfen.-
Il. hss E-ovr 20 ie--s1se p-opo-rioas
Ezirs Is co-t-r the c7zpases psr-
slssis < Rzssiz Is sporoscAf-r- n
De- r,Fs--zeot hy rsose1ns. sksch
Lezir ant Tr1.rky cal .sse sicss.or-
SAP q sh< r-cierz-tz-
Sesl vs Aslp this Ecrs-1zsrt ~
reooxririrr !; as re Eort--z--- ..
~ z1<xfx- r@c-se.
Z se<-zs 20 re sAzf skoss rao u-ze
cc-7,>rx;so- wEh TIE boisssFist
sore-a1e-- C RnsEiz n z-y so-z- ~
sak-sTs- nsze = zzy - cz1iet. z-s
fsrc-1,s q p.oiiry tszr I'll sh--zfs
t-oz Az<rirz The s<-7u-sies z,1
g-ztit.ss q t.e Russia. p>s,se
Russia MI eEe-tnzliy e---E. fru-r
80 sz.<zrfrz s.t t-s.ls reEsne-z--
q sr. po~s-Ssi s,s Russia ~zn re
z<-ezr asr srse-tk SAe III also
r-1<zs<- re fre-ts e hs- enezses
Ts1~e VIC are f--enflr 20 re Dol
ssirfsl are 20 tss f-s<,ss & 9zssiz
.x tssy k-e~ the cztzS-ophp&ic e.
s->s - tHs holsh<rts- sxp--i7er-
Tho<> NO sr--pzrhzze via ths R.s-
sisr srrsle ant h=lieTe th~F can -,
tercsxk tk< r-s~-rt so-<zn-f ess-
.e-z>>f 90 80 kn1v lat fh< Rvs
"a. p~cpie sz-r ne ssrs al II zsi
= so-r>< g R1<zlz rk-czEk rk< s<-
<h<rikI - ., uu-st1~ pcv-r. IA
pSv>- vsl scs> fa- 1e1rz - rec-lss
fh< syz1-sy ot zl tse forr>s q e.
noc<Dry vk1<A AZ soz.t 70 cozs
, in<s fheir suz 4. Rzs<k
PrNffmf Wuzun las O r.rsozs
Iocuns1nw 1lzDazye< . 1e<p<< Eyz1a-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-07-10
OLEY KIDNEY PILLS
a sAcNA@sk kic~-yS AA5 sAta1ss
LOGAN SELECTS TO eg
GIVEN SPECIAL TRAINING
a,oxTrxUEn PROM PAGE oxE

ucoxT1SUEn PROM PAGE oSEl
~Ao acre given class 70 appear fo'
examination s; S.ea n m July IL
Aboaa r,nety per reas- o. she nes
rsgassrAnas were placed in class l. and
the hoard expes,<s 10 use these mer
aaEsng the naonfh of August The
aa5ntani general has advised ths'
ghes ~oah probably ~ called darins
ze1t mscnts.
Sky ooaored selects wiil be sen,
10 camp Jnsy iTsh. This will make
zoe negroes in tao service from I.o-
gan c0antr. F-ieads of the colore,
reeissrsnis ~ho depart Jmiy IT. are
preparing 70 give them roasins
sena-cff
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-07-10
Sufferers Should Realize That Il
Il 8 Blood Infection and Can
Be Permanently Relieved

RAs1za2iisz me4ns sA2i the hlogsi
las become sztaraf@G with 1rsc 2c3d
poison
II Goes not rcQ1irS medical sestct
10 know sh1g good ne&2sa Il sbso-
aassag teg~zasns lrcz pare blood
N'aea the rnascses a1d sc.nzs become
sore and crzwn with rhean2tasH. II
Is no; wise thize fc take llt.lt
Sslre and hy -zr-sx-< = on IRE sore
sT.cs- exp>c; To &c. ra1 ~ ynnr rAea-
-nxtics Y0s mast &C deeper than
that. down dssp lato ire hood where
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-07-10

ghy for TIE Rassssr people than m
esAev statesmxn IN TIE world. an
there Is DO 6ouhs thsz he Leads An
srscan fahllc opaaion in this as II
other imporran; enesSoEs But i, 1
Eos generally kno~n In this coaass,
thar ererv erpressson a synpsfhl
rss6e by President wslsnn for Rasss.
las heen met vita ah1se by she bos.
ssertss u their nffscsal organs an
sA@ar ssgiess
arsrk Uro1 Mr.. wasor
TIE sevy newspaper. The Peace a
sAe NAssons. pahlisAea ~ fAe SOW el
ia German md ia Russian for 6ls
;rsSatson in sAe German irences
wAsie The Brssg -I-siovsk cnnf<rencs
was in sessson. contained vifapsrn-
tire ATTACKS upon o1r President AzA
oar soanigy aesaase * hts splendid
mess4es 10 Russian In his great
speerA delivered last January.
There are people ia Russia Who be
ii@ve that il Is best a. sAis momai.t
thar 10 oaissde help Whatever should
ne rsvea. because RnssiA : pSssl-e
rAe crisis q the oishevfss
disease and any fOreiga assistance
mzAy gire tAe Boashsviks new powers
Of resistance for some sine 70 come
ehrscan in Hus sAe great masses a.
Russian p=sople wcwla welcome
fAe aid az America and her allies IL
offered so shzs il ~oaA beneflt the
majority of The Rassi4a people and
not 4 majority party vhsch Aas s1c-
oes-de6 ~ force and Vicaence 70 sap
press tire an a. the peo9ie-
Even those wno Do n0s kno~ VIA,
IS hzppe1ing in Rzssz sbOzik nndsr-
stand ghA. = government whscA Isl
responsible for the nus1er. imprss-
onzeus. EXILE or iniinisaiioz o. R1s-
sAs noAiesi eArinpionS ot ssA'errS
ar not Ne ressrsei AZ ise urps~sea-
iAtire Coverpmens az RassiA
SAingAryer Ani KOsoshkln we-r
murdered; cAiher1ne BreaskoyssAyl>
Vera Firner. Nicholas Tch4ik0vsks
Vladimir Bourzseff. PiekhznoH. WI
nkof.. Kerensfy. Krcp0skin- Sasin-
sotT. Tsereceiii. knn0FAioff and osAer
Russian rssorussa4sss and Pairsoes
~e,- elshsr in prison or in aiding al
ihe tine ] w1s IN Rsssiz
II Is iIpo~Anf for the czase q Rus
sian fr~~aosn Sa6 for tAs cza~e ~
Tie 1liiss that we sA2n be pf~pzred
a. ssun ss ssnssisie 20 asd RassiA el
.ecsiteiy and sirCroasiy 80 TIA; s,,e
no9s6 help herself 2nc sAas help fhe
c4a<e - Democracy SArpasAOsi The
Eorid.
Bat RuSsi1 cAnno; h@ hr,p.ed tara
ne BolsherIsi- thro4sb ihe prs-seai
sovernnelf o. TIE scTsess Any saeA
a-ip -onit ner~ay help Germany
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-07-10
What Is Rheumatism?
Why. Suffer From Il?

IL poison turks and whscA is nor es
fect~e ny sAivts and Garments II IL
inaTorsAnf that ycu ria sOurSels W This
terrible disease cesorr !; goes TOO far
). !. 5. Is the eaoo1 pdsrsfer tAss has
stood the sexs cs tsnae. hxvzEg been in
ocnssRzs use fer rs0re than s4ftv years,
II VII DO tnr yoa whzr Il has fone
for thousands ot Others. drive fhs
rheuusfae paEsons oar ot yoar hsncS
making il pure and st~nnr 2na en-
xhsinr II 70 make vua well = : s
viii DO the work and not hxrm the
most delicate stomach
Write the physaciAR nf this Com-
psny and Vet hsn advise with vca
ADVICE ks furnished wizhoMs charge
Address S~ift Specific Company. &ss
Swift Laboratory. AslAns2 Ga.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-07-10

I sel1e3 The re.as ot The goTe-n@es'
recover trosn the eFs%<ss q TIE r.o,lil.
ca rssolatioa ~ sflcA f1ey lie.
Alea ik-uns@lses frczn The s0ke q
crAr.s-n.
Tie p<A<&zis. sSgr-s4 q by tie
slogans o. i---Sponsitl- 6rzn4S4gses
hare p.znt---a 2as destroyed nzrs
large estates IN vArsors parts q.
Russia ne tirlsso1 q ihs a,ns Is
ncs ye. cozpi-s@1. ard =uch hioc:
wll - shet IN ~ viIiAres And han
iess of Rnssi1 sse- ths i41t cses-
,Soa WI - soiv@a By iAs p-1sA-ts
zAo h-xaEAi Eaozg ihesr sayoas;s
ara ssea 2srAins rrzs % ;Asl- fx-zs
May Q, ;ks 7~z1zis ihis ya4r
have sost iAsir seess Aos many have
use2 th.i- r-si- 20 rake rcskx
Il he s.ciSseE5ki z-~ helr@1 - ~
z1s- = p0~s-. .sr- winter ~il ses
a hz.-T z.E i-scxsca,e. R1ss1. VII
a. - Ao--u-s g s-1-chy AT zzs-
sacr@x
ce--s-s sis~fs a--esi-s Hsxsa
TAle RrSxsz s ,z-siy1A1 re
Gt-z2as tA-u1EA ths-r B-=ss Ls;oTss
,-ea.y are 1-,exi-r ke- TIE E5v-
e-zze-s q - ssvrsrs rkick. siEe.
.ss t-ss-r VIII Ce-zz-r ~tko--
rssss-r 4 All -hica -.fztei Z s.ss-
v-zrziczlly Rzssi1s ro~e- kz1 hse-
s-et Away % Ge-z1- izp--i.is-n.
naturally uuzia 80 --sis- German -
r.ssu- a-s eczi-z.ic- ers- e Il
...ket - - thx:-
-. erooozic -ss-ztSo- 9, Russia
: ts s-s-. las hins--<e cs-zz-r
fru- r~t-irr .oos<rrfs 1,3 cskr-
vs- sEsli.z ~kick SO ,->-1s .,
ss<lS PIT shs sni.st g. x Russia.
Us chsos AZ cu,tzsso.- lave bs<.
HRnz-zz-< ~ G<-z&xy = o-ss,
ft,z- tks-~ E.z1 soe - ssz-s q
F--o1s -~,r-seztz-ire Esre--z>z- =
Rssz1- fo- q --c~s<--zrirs r1r--r-
z-zz x1zlf -ezlsz Cs-zz-yis zt.ez-s
. - .-si1re tse Russian r--cp1s ~
20 ezrt-r th>z See n. rs-ro<< =
n-.<i-r TIE t-ze--zi-s q the sz-is
S1z1 y. -, ne r,T--zz=z- IA
kzs tisz>zh<r-1 Rzzzz1 re1.4zl-.
zEo.s q c<-zz. seiti<rx fruz ~
Russian f-u.t b r<.< CO z<- x,.
he - e rz,r<. K.<l&,1 An
1tk,y.
Cr1<r TIE rez0 q ser-r< q n,
so<<1 t<1ozaz v1s 0<z< o1e|
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-07-10
children Cry
FOR FlE1cHeR'S
G CASTORIA
NO MORE CANDIDATES
CAN QUIT RACE

Because the hsliots tor TIE sri-.4l
s.er-soa s-s ocr n coarse g p-i-i-rE
u c vcAiIsts-. --c-exs-r q TIE Sists
Eecson Boz-t. las r1isc that -
-o-e ,s-es q cz-3t1z,>s rho visa
= xItscrzr sroz f.y race Tor the e.
rce rhsy se.s csr se strscks- f-u-
rAe h.Iiors To srr--rr - oo-EsE
r-h s-cs r-s.ests ,o~ vozid rets-t
ire rork os r-s1ri.x a-1 essie--
h.rin<s f1- rarv of the ccz-ti-s rsr
AVE hes- cc-r,e<-<
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-07-10
CAN'T sAse eyssiA
THROUGH rrE eols-Esisi:
ALLIES MUST SEND AID


seo<rgSJED IRON PAGE osEJ
sae c1-nexcez 70 tr4zpse us.oz The
s<ry wtAA the RGsslAn p~o2,s
Alne< thro1rA sAs osersAro- ot he
l.sSsi1n x1-oc-ry.
Maine GosEys oe-spGs-e- says
The Pr.roEr1t proleeA-A. ss-e A.
.aulti ylslinss ne soisAevai TIE
aso-.ty of ne s-lsioyss * ne lArse
rsorses r0ssa xi;A she z@asher-si
= ;Ae scci1i rsse.g;ioris.s q ihs
s ghL
TIE ho.sksvfxi 80 tA-cuEA the
xss q tie z.ezpi0yeA ne Rel
Cards zr-incaliy ereasei gcve---
e-t c-exniszrSoas AZ 11srsk
rsio.s Tss ssryss .rcaps. !; ;As
n c. fAe hxyuzst. ARRESTED o711-
70. i.att-x s;c;sei 7-eti,gs-
.sr-a1-1 -erxpase- s,6 casss-
-zc-ss f-t rcrkirEzezs c1zhs
~ rc-xze7 vs-s s--ez-et 4
sr~rill cc-te-e.ce e P-sror-z1 :
-r-ke-s Sersses ., avs sr-iss as
vrcresr-
-is s-s -rzsy pspe<sx
8<s.-1 "a sxrcasss ., re Re.
ards ttrsr-<z against the Rsssis-
,r's stz-ts re Ce-z2- zzszssz-
n No<ccw. Yea Ns-c1rA- 40
Is tse srizEx TAT z1ke Lsrf-
"a Tvsky sss0ce iise rzr7<tx
S.zn ve hep tAese p1r7<sE. ~
sterss 1srs her nay cz1 :ks--
res hcazAerzk1- csz-zrsss O.
Fys q he ,<u>as's cc1zzs<-s><.
sksn ne Zee th> great. erAs.sre.
ex-<.s<e-zng 2eyRs< vho have E1<.
y \ sz,-ezS 8rG9a u N ~
- have xrez -Eis1n< uf i've q
- hz<-ie 1eis s.t vAo are ncs n
r-rs,st1z sroz ho,<A<rt< pozz,-
AsrA u1s sAr,~i sr sp>c-zl t-zl-
1iruxgk Germany srz-<e~1 Eoc-h1
- sn1 vkkA vzs s6zlniae-e3 ~
y Lesix snE IL .s<nszxzfs.
e.z<la - srr1<-z->. .,-zoxi -ri--,
r,c1Ic1lly. lESe-rszly al iz-si-
.-<-sz-ly. E< solzs><ad have e..
aro-et n erer szs co So 1sszs
=. 2sasznns q fbe pro,><zriss q ~
rzrsl ~ hsse uaze ts<ir ex
s~0su1 uDpa tAe n.f1<<zxz<< Rzs-
- pouD1e vhi<A - ouumsnce1 4
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-07-10

A recently crested Ministry Of Pub-
j. Welfare in Arslris. has corsrcl OF
.srdassriai and Iruiecfive .Ahor aeg-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-07-10

Exxzi-z-to- fo~ Co1rrv T.schers
certificates III - s<E Js'y rk--s-S
3, oss5c- g crs-ty S27<-irts-ss--
MARGARET DOozxTTLE
Cos--r S.><<srss,<>-t
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-07-10
OKLAHOMA WEALTH
SHOWS Dc GAM

Fs-rv-ei-< q fh~ cc.zEi>< q fs-
s-.te rzz-lrx tser -ru><r-F rzlu-
rt5u1s f1- tzxztlas rsrpnee-- sssr d.
zrr-e<z-. Irc--zz< q t>-,>s~< oFe-
tk< szlzztsssz q nr< y~nr - teal
- - szxzs - - el1o - -
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-07-10

lng the Aaraem and II sA0nlA nos be
Let e3eA 90 his share Rtmeni~r
she boys ever there are depending
an yea
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-07-10
LEADER WANTS BRING RESULTS

The German language i spoken BY
shoas l1a.sssl.e- f%opar as their
mother tongne
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-07-10
DLEY Kidney pills
as~sac~1 @3s1sS <x, sAAss 81
GKx ~ u xx@N & > = Nh = =
g OF LOCAL. MOMENT -
xxxKwsawx MxxxKu III

Se-d Holman. secretary az the co1r
iy eaecsscn hoard Mas asked for hsas
sor printing ihe eoansy AAsaoss.
G1lArse wAr gAFAiens a8d moi par
o.s a. wels ss Mas expected earlier
in The year. ant nsacA fpaA ausf vas
raiSea z-se~v.esess =rroroiag 20 the
ocaa'y &ger;-
SossA LOGAN Aaa 4 refreshing raia
last night.
Jacob Sfosser. pro-GeFrnan Al
SiiliweGi. ~1s taken from ~ ho-ns
Easz uieAs ana given - ashes He
had sposer ivy of the Re1 Cross
Eg Carter. coan,y assessor and
Mayer yoAn Hartman arr IL Okla
Aozn4 Cs,F soasy attending su~esins
0s tie State equalization eScard Lo-
can conasys assessment air hel
iake1 up ~ the aoard today
Work Tor she R~d Cross. donE be-
. piser TIE yoang wouavn uf Gath
ne are nos coming ap 70 standard.
IA -ns1s1~ ~gpS xnmer z-4 carry
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-07-10
GAIN WEIGH I

II yoa want 10 add gonnd or more
weekly OF healthy fiesh. not mere fat
ness. 20 10 the druggists and get a
box oi Woods V Tsbales Re sat'sfied
or get ycar money hack Wonderful
results reported Doctors recon-
men42sions These contain no iron
are delightfully."- stimulating Become
stronger. healthier. more efficient
physically and mentally
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1918-07-10

There are Aho1; asa children TN
der employment in Rhode Island fac
tories
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1918-06-26
Dinner Stories

A pawnbroker in small country
town was awakened in the middle of
the night by a furious knocking at
his shop door. He opened his win
dow and looked out.
''Wh VIII what's the matter?" he
asked.
ger.
Come down." interrupted the
other. .....-
The pawnbroker FASTENED down
stairs and peeped round the door.
Now, sir" he demanded.
II wan'st to know the time!" said
the bibulous one.
You blinking idiot. 20 you mean
How dare your"
The midnight visitor looked in
jured.
explained.
captain-What became Of that
pacifist who was kicking around
here?
victed OF high treason and dey put
him in de guard house fon two weeks,
Captain--Well, he was lucky.
That's mighty small punishment for
high treason.
Sergeant-Y aas! He wah lucky.
Aftah de two weeks was up dey took
him out and shot him.
The rookie. slightly under the in
fIuence, was being taken to the guard
house.
Quick promotion" he muttered. Il
am already Ia charge Of q squad Of
men"
Al famous negro pugiligk had just
been assigned TO a squad and after
his company was dismissed his corr
poral was heard to say:
An boy, ali ain't goin' to give no
comma mda 90 ss& Oh hog--uo, ma anal
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Ah'm just goin' to say, Please, mis-
tab, will you Squads Right?"

Ah'm just goin' to say, Please, mis-
tab, will you Squads Right?'"
Buy w. S. s.
Some time ago a young man called
on the father Of a beautiful girl, and
told him in a fathering voice that the
greatest desire If his life was TO be-
come his son-in law.
''Ahem!" responded the fond
father, turning a scOwling express
sion on the matrimonial candidate.
$50 you want to marry my daughter,
do your"
that is, If you have no objections"
"Just wait a minute" returned the
practical parent. How are your
finances? Are you in q position to
support a family?"
Il don't know, sir" answered the
youth thoughtfully. How many
are there Of you?"
The elder Swift, founder of one Of
the great Chicago beef concerns,
hated to see women working in
bright clothes, according to a man
who once laboFed for the Swift con-
Germ. There happened to be a stenog-
rapher at the works, however, who
bought all the loud raiment she
could and looked like a combination
of a merry go round and rainbow
when she walked through the yards.
One day the elder Swift caught
sight Of her. He called to his as
sistant.
who is that?" he asked.
Why, that's Mr.. Blanks stenog-
rapher."
How much does she get?"
Twenty-Five a week"
Dock her"
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What are you drawing. your ex-
cellency?" asked the tutor.
This is a picture of God"
But that is verboten; nobody
knows what God looks like"
They will when | get done"
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I'm afraid she'll leave" ....
Swift shot glance at his assistant
before he answered.
IF she doesn't" he said, dock hen
again"
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A house hunter saw an advertise
men in the paper describing
charming house within a stones
throw of the station" He made an
appointment and in due course was
escorted to the house in question, two
miles away. When they reached the
threshold he turned to the agent,
suavely. Would you mind introduce
ing me-" he whispered, ito the person
who threw that stone?"
WHO was that old guy saw you
with at the club Yesterday" asked
the inveterate joker.
That was a very interesting man
answered the friend. He's an old
salt, with peppery disposition"
u thought he was a well seasoned
locking chap" said the joker with q
shrek of laughter.
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The type of youth who INDUCES
in loud clothes and a hat forced back
over his ears dropped into the dental
chair. -
I'm afraid to give him gas" said
the dentist to the assistant.
Why"
How can tell when he's uncon-
scious?" .-
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HELP WANTBD--EE3EALE.
(CORtimuedu1

WANTED-LaundFy gIrI and girls t.
learn nursing. Moorhead Hospital
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CHIROPRACTOR.

MARY A. GOLDsCHLAGER, MTDc
ChiFOpractoT,
325 deLendrecie Bldg. Phone $40.
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FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE.

FOURTEEN-ROOM furnished room
ing house for sale or trade. Phone
S67-W
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WANTED-Competent stenographer.
Commercial Bureau, 4l5 deLendre-
Gle Bldg. - -
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FOR RpNT-HoUsEs avn FLATS.

EIGHT-RoOM. modern house. 1905
Afh Ave N ~ re-
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FURNISHED FLATS-TO2 ara Be. n.
Phone I012-J. .re q 4 ...
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SALEsMEN,

EXPERIENCED speciality statesmen
to handle new article to depart
sight and backed by local advertis-
ing; great repeater; no investment
required except your time; exclusive
territory Of one state and commission
paid LIST and 18th on any and all bus
iness from territoryi hustler can
make $3.50 a week; give complete in
formation first letter. Hayward
Bronze Co, 202 Hayward Bldg, De-
troit. Mich.
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GIRL WANTED to help with house
work. Mrs. D. e. Dinan. 6ll 14th.
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BUSINESS CHANCES.

GARAGE FOR sALE-Inquire I6
care Forum.
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FOR RENT-small cottage. 709 9Th
Ave. s. Phone 1921.
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MISCELLANEOUS.

G, A. Observation-Disclosures Ead Decor
Rting. Phone sOsG-W.
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cOYERNMENT NEEDS 10000 clerks
al Washington. Examinations
a,yeT-vvyherg July Z. Experience UNI
Yleeessary. Men and women desiring
aovernnlent positions, write for tree
1arficulars to j. G.. Leonapd, former
civil service examiner. 4aI kenols
building, Warrington.
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TWO AND 3-ROOM furnished hats
for rent. Phone 1854.
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PAINTING and paperhanging. Phone
8s!: L. D. Canniff, 50 Fifth street