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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30
,lr,rnrn OF AssoclATnp rnnss
Monday, December 80, 1918.

Practically everybody has to fill out
an income tax blank this year Ae-
cording to the preliminary directions
the list seems to include all who have
had an income of one thousand dol
lars or more the past year. those who
ever did get that amount in one year
and those who expect to get it some
time in the future.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

BY applying n modicum Of that IA.
nous German efficiency, William
Hohenzollern may be able TO detect
where he made his most fragrant mis-.
take during his thirty years reign.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

"Ah, yes; but before April shah
be in Paris" Is a remark generally
credited 10 Field Marshal Won Hinder,
burg about the time Foch spread the
tacks along the short road to the
French capital.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

II Wilhelm had been regular man
aud treated the people OF HIS country
aud the rest of The world like regular
human beings there never would lave
hccu amy war and he would stll hc
loldIng down his Job.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Turkey, once headquarters Tor mas.
sacros. Is To cut out utrocliy assocla-
lions. This action may indicate no
great moral awakening 1t is a step
IN th2 right direction, even though
taken under compulslon.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The Cologne Gazette noedu't worry
for fear the presence Of French sol
diers will inclte the Rhine river pop.
ulation. The poilus viii run the risks
II the Rhinesters want TO start any
thing.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The Danes want the United States
to assist them In obtaining the resto-
ration Of Schleswig. The opinion IN
Europe now seems to be that when
anything is TO be done, TO let Uncle
Sam do II.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Occasionally now, after year aud
a half OF war. can be discovered one
who sings the American national
anthem through without stumbling
over the words.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

A famine in hard coal is still posi-
Bile, says Doctor Garfield. Doesn't the
professor know famine in hard coal
Is always possible so long as he Is in
charge?
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

In some ways war exercises re-
verse influence. Observe then. The
humble democratic prune, now Gle
waited to place In the sun with the
arlstocratic orange and the autocratic
grapefruit.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

\ soldiers duty is TO flglt, undergo
hardship, suffer wounds and die IL need
hr. But isn't 1t a little too much Ia
expect NJ him to clean mp a Turkish
town?
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

It can be said that the soldier who
refused TO obey al order to mon Il
hospital floor aud got % years for his
state Of mind viii have plenty Of time
to study the elements OF democracy
and OF military discipline.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

When Johnny comes marching home
ho will be relieved to know that Susie
has bought an entire seasons outfit OF
clothes out OF the proceeds Of her work
in the munitions factory.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Somebody with nothing else to
do has figured out list " famous
women who have lived to be more than
ninety. Any woman who admits being
over forty should be classified Ms IA
nous.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

We have advanced so far and so fast
with our collective and individual ell.
cheney that man cant offer an OK
PLANTATION any more without being cali
ed an expert.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Now that the work-or-hght order
can no longer be enforced, it IS to he
hoped that some almost as effective
method OF dlscouraging loafers can he
found.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Coffee and sugar are linked together
In market rcports-but do not forget
That their merger at the breakfast
table viii continue ON the same lin
tied scale.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Having produced The greatest peace
of nll, Americans must now produce In
added quantity all ~ lies necessities.
including conten ment founded on rea-
son and justice
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The latest play In Prussian sport is
what is known In modern chess rs The
sauer-kraut move. When YOU find you
nre beaten. upset the table
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Ahdlcatlon hcing now popular pur-
suit, the price dictators who have been
nrohle,rng az The expense of the gen
ernl public should seek asylum IN some
remote place.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Now It is said the Firms were
forced by Germany To accept a mon
archy instead OF republic. Now.
Finland can afford to make face
at the kaiser and choose Its own
ruler.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

at win be for the good OF Ger
many was what Mr.. Hohenzollen
said when he found himself cup
against IT," so he couldn't move. But
between ourselves that wasn't the rea.
son he pushed himself OF.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The way little girl Will hug ten
cent don and forget the ten-dollar one
makes man wonder whether his wife
ever had the same disregard for the
price tags on things.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

It would be poetic Justice II The ex-
kaiser and his six husky. sons could be
formed into n street ng to help re-
pair some Of the devastated Belgian
cities.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The influenza germ is so small Thar
u cannot be seen with microscope.
Aud vet people have been trying to
shut It out by the coarse mcshcs Of Il
"nu mask"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The censorship rules have been lift
ed, AMI perhaps now letter from
France viii contain something more
than rcporis about the weather.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

War conditions in Europe have
brought anarchists and other Grim.
lnals to The fore. They must he
put down II they have to be Shot
down.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

When the custodian OF alien prop.
erty sets out 10 sell the property he
has seized, Il is to be hoped he will
see to IL that 1t Is 50 well sold that
It can never be regalned by Germans.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

One of the pressing peace problems
for the soldiers who will return viii
he keeping the crease in their civilian
trousers again. e''
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

a number Of wel-known names are
reported deleted from the revised eli-'
ton of Who's Who in Germany ju>s
put to press by the revolutiouists,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Relieved of the load OF autocracy
that it has carried so long, the grlz-
zled old world straightens up and
shakes a few of the kinks from its
back.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The French Academy OF Science has
elected Foch 10 membership. which is
The proper Thing 70 do. II he isn't a
scientist, Who is?
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

For some reason there is q strange
silence on the part Of the critics who
were claiming not long ago that the
war would last ten more years.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The war Industries board has re-
moved the shoe price maximum. This
will be news TO consumers who never
knew It was on.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

No one man shah ever own this
country, certain loud critics assure
us. Is that so? Wait until Jack Per-
shing comes home.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30
Notice 70 an LIie Ins. Aaents

Solicit busy men, solicit successful
men. ldlers do not insure. National
Life Ins. Co, OF Vt (MutualD Earle
$. Kinsley, General Agent, Mead
Building, Rutland, VI. Adv
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The kaiser said he wonld stand no
nonsense from America after the war
Now Germany Is humbly begging
America TO have mercy Upon her
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Europe ought to have the janitor
sweep up those discarded crowns and
send them to be melted into something
useful.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

johnny will come marching home
ngain all right, bur don't expect him
too soon. He's rot 70 keep an eye on
those fellows for while yet,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Manufacture Of cloth from banana
fiber is the latest conservation move.
Ought TO make wonderful kimonos
something good to slip on.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Russia Stops Paying Indemnity 10
Germany News dispatch And there
IS no sign in The SKY that she will ever
resume the payments.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Ilindenhurg, Ludendorff, Mackcnsen,
Tirpitz and lot more Of them are
not nearly such great fellows as they
thought themselves to be.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

It does not seem to have occurred to
anybody that returned soldiers may
have their own ideas about what they
wish to do.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Now that the censorship is liflcd.
why moi send good reporter to find
ont The uamc OF that atlantic Port"
from which all our boys embarked foi
rranceg
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Another good thing about this couri-
try's having been In the war is that II
will avoid becoming the refuge Of The
IIohenzollern family, late OF Germany.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The next time a German war lord
wants to lick the world the ghosts
Of the dead and the graves of the llv-
ing VIII solemnly remind that It can't
be done,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Everybody has called at the Office to
say 81 told you So except the man
who used TO 60 around predicting that
this war would last ten years longer.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

We must he careful what we do to
the kaiser. Remember, he said. II
Shall stand no nonsense from America
after This war
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Use OF paper underwear is suggested
10 relieve cloth shortage. So? Then
newspapers should be printed ON cloth
to relieve the paper shortage.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

You can tell by the kind OF shoes a
girl wears whether she has made up
her mind to 10 q noble part in shaping
the future Of mankind.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The old Hindenburg 2ine doesn't
even get mention any more, and once
1t ranked with Gibraltar-on paper.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

II the Hun were required to rebuild
what he has destroyed it would mean
a long sentence to hard labor.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Cotton may decline as result Of
peace news, but for some time TO come
1t will pay the sheep to continue in
the wool business.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

That This /. 20 be a MILD. open win.
ter. according 20 weather prophets,
Is the silver lining 20 the cloud n the
news that coal Is going up.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

When the little nations get going
and citizen wanders Off the reser-
walton he will have TO call in an eth
nologist to tell him where he belongs.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

While passing the fluctuations
around, why not hand a few to the man
who is making last winters suit do?
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

That peace conference IS going 10
settle about everything under the sun
except the proper way to eat aspara-
gus.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Tt has taken England long time TO
rc-ain her popularity in the United
States, but she has arrived Via France.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Some strikes for exorbitant wages
indicate that 1t is not everywhere rec
Ognzed that the war is over.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Even though the great war Is end
ed, the perpetual conflict with greed
must continue.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

u the government does assume the
eoptrol Of news pript It Is to be hoped
u Will also undertake TO control It's
own publications.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The German people begin to show
signs Of having discovered what has
happened to them.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

At last the world is free from the
curse of mllitarism, but the price
paid for that freedom has been ap-
palling
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

A visiting japanese has presented
President Wilson with a sword $50
years old. We doubt, however, II Il
is mlghtier than the presidents pen.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Europe never saw SO much royal
junk at one time since the king indus
try grew out Of The infant stage Il long
time ago.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Even II The public does take 20 air
planes In place Of automobiles. it will
be pleasant to have good roads to
fiy over
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

London is enjoying the luxury Of
light for the first time in years Lon
don has nothing on the well.known
world IN this respect
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Made In America Will now be the
favorite trademark of the world from
nations to toys.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Something tells us France is going
to show our boys a mighty good time
in the interim Of reconstruction.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The trouble was that the Hohenzol-
lerns did not quit when the quitting
was good.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Tile little German children WI.
grow up and become parents Of other
children. and will teach them that war
Is brutal and dangerous.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Now that the war is over the sail.
ors in the German imperial high seas
fleet may hope to see salt water again.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The proiiteers would like you a great
deal better II yon wouldn't squeal so
loud when they lab the gafr into You.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

II viii help great deal II all the
infant nations that are now about to
start out in life will choose agreeable
names.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The kaiser started the war like 4
raging lion seeking whom he might ,le-
vour, and he ended II with running on
like a scared rabbit.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

History viii record that through MI
the war there was one neutral who
knew neither frlapd nor foe--the
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The Americans nonsense Is now
about as appalling to kalserlsln rs the
crown princes idea OF war rs great
fun.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The prophets may be right who are
predicting mild, open winter, but
somebody is going to be left out in
the cold.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Cat pelts have advanced in price.
This ought to be good news to the
birds.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Having given Germany much food
for thought. Wen now give her food
for her table. too.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The best tribute that could be paid
to the American soldiers is that the
children Of France have grown very
fond Of them.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The price Of hard coal has been re-
wsed, a dispatch says. For revised
read raised.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The fellows who are starting general
strikes in European countries oughtn't
to expect somebody else to feed them.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

William Hohenzollern has discov-
cred that honor, justice and liberty are
not merely catch words.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Anyhow, America, the last to enter
the war, was the first to celebrate
peacel
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

This is to be new world made on
American plans.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

What else could one expect of a ma
ton that bitches its women beside the
oxen TO pull the plOws on its farms?
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

War contracts. It is officially an
nounced, are not TO be cancelled Nor
should You let - on your knitting.
either.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

One of the greatest problems Of re-
construction is that of reconstructing a
lot OF wrong points of view.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Millions Of people are said TO he
starving IN Germany, but the ex-
kaiser ana his clan are not among the
number.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

There IS no corner in this country
large enough for bolshevism to wedge
into.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Cigarette smoking used TO he re-
sarded rs bad habit Bnt that was
in the old days, before the war.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Next Fourth Of July is most appro-
priately suggested as a day for the
celebration Of worldwide safety and
sanity.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Among other enemies the Spanish
influenza is retiring on all fronts.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

We understand now why Ym Bern
storff cried when America entered the
war, Evidently lie knew what was
coming.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

This war has exercised curative
methods on the dghtwad habit.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Though The fighting has ceased The
workoriiglt order has lost none Of It's
force for everybody In this busy world
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Aud remember there1l be another
biz celebration when long lines Of
khaklclad veterans come marching
home.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

German toy-maklng may MS well be
classified as a strictly non-essential in
dusny.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Prices really won't go down until
war wages paid in some industries be-
gin TO revert TO normal.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Therell be no German-Ameracans af-
ter the war, either.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

In Europe now every little nation
has a crisis all its own.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Not lhe least OF The horrors Of war
from which many men have been
spared is The fitting out Of II question
,.ai..
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Making the world safe for democ-
racy is no easy task. at
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Rug heaters have raised prices. The
bug In the rug seems bound to re-
main snug for long time.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The best title for the crown prince
would be "barren Of Intellect"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

For a time, II is expected. the peace
dove win be as voluble as a parrot.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The kaiser's life has not been COM
plete failure If his six sons turn out TO
be good German walters.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Loolsing hack, It's funny TO recall
bow mnny schemes We're advanced to
stop the C.hoais.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The first question Of peace in the
central powers is. when do we eat;"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Now II is our task 10 establish on
earth the Justice for which we fought.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

One would like to have taken the
news OF Sedan 10 exEmpress Eugene
and watched her old eyes Sparkle
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

You may eat wheat bread again. II
you can get 1t.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The Charlotte Observer slogans. "rhe
Hog 10 the 'front.'" But 1t Is abiding
tu pork and not 10 proiiteers.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Continue TO save the fruit pits
dominant doctors may decide to make
civilians wear gas masks.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Whore Is the fellow who, 2 few
months ago. was talking about German
efficiency and invincibillly?
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Sitting on thrones is becoming more
and more certainly nonessential in
dustry.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Germany must wish now that It hal
spent the last forty years building up
something besides an army.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Germany Is now frantically plead
Ing that it be not done unto her rs
She did unto others.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

\ halt has at least been called in
lie distribution OF iron crosses.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The food controller says we can
have two spoonfus Of sugar for our
tea now. Sweet of him.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

When our postage stamps chqngc
back to pink again. we shall know that
the war is really over.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

Yankee guns fired the last shots of
III. war; so they ended ii in more WINS
than one.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

The problems that peace will bring
arr going to cali for ceuagc, too.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-12-30

II Bismarck and the elder Won
Molike could see the scrap pile Of what
II cost 50 much TO put together