Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-28
REFLECTIONS or 4 BACHELOR

4 man with 4 cold feels hefoic, =
girl disgraced
trust ism lie minute on get TO
tie part OF g.
Fun takes money TO get snd med!- I
cine 10 get Owe.
A mans idea - giyins The square /
deal is TO himsei.
Excuses cant be conyincins unless
they are your own
The keystone Of the household arch
is the kitchen range.
Any man will 90 home II every
other place is closet.
The surest cure .,r foolish love
seems 10 be magris-e
Most people spel 1eir time either
eating or talking at5u. ID.
Excellence is in the opinion ~ The
one who thinks he has il.
From lying TO his wife u man learns
10 lie 10 the whole world.
1t takes more man. ness To forgive
ANY body than TO fighi um,
The good don't really die young,
because they never ant Born.
The Lord must take care OF good
women. for certainly neu don't
Lots of men will rI, heir lives
when they won't risk th- dollars.
What women feel is more convinc-
ing 10 them than what men know.
A loud voice often has sreat sue
cess at passing itself OF pr brains.
Nobody wants To be a. -uod as he
thinks everybody else ought 70 be.
Snow melts away undr- a bright
sun. money in any kind OF Weather,
Ii takes a woman to -, five-llne
letter and NIL ten pages answering il.
Kiss but never tell, and Us The
same way about gambling 10 Won lose.
The baby learns things as fast as
it's parents can tell whoppers about
them.
Temptation always gets an intro
duction to YOU under somr other
name.
A woman sneers at big shoes. no
matter what the size of the feet in
Them.
The high cost of living oesn't re-
concile many people TO the low cost OF
dying.
Truth is always in danger of sudden
death, superstition seems 10 be I'M
mortal.
A girl needs ribbons TO tie up her.
self she could lie up mai with
cobwebs.
There's hardly anybody who doesn't
think shouts, If they are his own, ara
arguments.
The first time a man does wrong
1t frightens him. after that his family
snd friends.
One girl knows more about ffirtins
than whole regiment OF soldiers
know about lighting.
Ii woman couldn't Vatch ribbons
to her hair she'd just AS lief mattel
her hair 10 ribbons.
The man who knows most about |
thing is usually the willingest TO hea
other opinions on il.
What IA girl likes about man send
ing her flowers is that some othe
girl didn't get them.
The way to catch a liar IS to pre-
tend to believe him 80 he viii 30 OF
till he traps himself.
Women can get almost as much ful
out of sensational divorce case a
men out OF dog fight.
It's The wise man who understand
that The more he knows the NOR
there is for him TO learn.
The average man is more please
TO be able to have his name in
newspaper than on a check.
Maybe woman fieuros 1t Out it
better TO trust her husband becaus
he might be worse if she didn't.
When any body begs you 10 tell hil
his faults lis sign that if you
YOU are going to make an enemy.
The way for man 10 make a
? evening pass quickly is for him nj
to spend 1t home with his family.
For despute 10 get red hot 1t
only necessary that neither SID
I! should know what il is talking abou
There's no man who thinks he
such patriot as The one who is b
d ing supported dut Of the public ire
II sury.
2 II man can get his wife TO BET
the children into obedience he vi
d brag how it shows the value OF h
= discipline.
d A man who thinks his work
d worth dollars a minute will spend /
5 hour looking for a dime he dropp'
in a room.
e A man could hold woman's a
% mlrajlon forever with compliment
d where mere devotion to her Won
K fail utterly.
u. The crafty thing for man TO
n would be 10 convince his wife he 10
o. ed her so much he hadn't any !,
k. for her relations.
# Some men act as II they thong
is they had 50 many brains they cot
OF give all Of them away and be smart
r han other people
~ rs worth thinking about how m
~ man can be- At first with a girl
X refusing 10 marry him and how era
ful 10 her afterward.
The saddest iokr is when sBnebo
else read il ahead ~ you and spre
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