Evening journal., 1918-06-04
Keystone Bygone dlories

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Olen Hackett was a sailor In his
younger days. A good one2 o, yes
when he had no sinking spells.
Leon Franklin has bought motor
cycle to facilitate travelling to Carney's
Point where he is employed.
Bill Mckee has disappeared. Some say
he went to Camden and got married 10
a widow with five children In order TO
| evade the draft
Don't know what has become OF our
sky man, Arthur Cooper He may have
descended at Carney's Point at the time
OF the fare-up.
what a small foot you have" re-
marked Zealand TO Bender. Small? Let
me catch you on that mat again with
your street shoes on and you'll change
your mind-quick.
Be out on Tuesday and Thursday
evenings, Hafner We have a surprise
package for you.
Benny Haywood must have been
born when submarines were invented.
He Is visible only at intervals.
What happenede TO you last Saturday,
Joe Niskie9 Did you get asphyxiatedg
Upon approaching home from work
the other day. met Smokey Joe Cinco
who gladly sprang the news to me that
he had Just received a letter from his
dear sister who had been blessed with
an addition TO the family. Boy or girl,
Joe II doesn't say In the letter and I'd
be tickled to death knowing whether ]
am an aunt or an uncle.
Abe Haber n on vacation. His ears
went back on him.
Wonder why John Barclay does not
buy a straw hat for himself and not
dress up more like a sport with some
OF that back money he received at Har-
| lansS
Russell Boyer went hunting and got
trapped.
Burney Biddie went out fishing but
swallowed the bait.
You are not disappointed, Reed; your
/ former position as usher is open for
you, Tuesday and Thursday evenings.
Joe Jacobs is a pretty game fellow.
He never hesitates. Fall in line, Bryan
Meredith.
Bryan Walls is rather too anxious
about winning that loving cup in the
/ tournament.
Spike Hayden, King and Fred Dunn are
IN pink Of condition. Al others say
the same. Boys, you are game.
Eddie Kelly, the new sensation, is too
| anxious TO get whack at Andy Pines
or Ivan stroh Trexler, he is after your
scalp, too.
James Mccullough caught a cold three
weeks ago and bought 5s doses Of
cough drops
Lefty Goldey you might be angry, but
I please don't go mad, It sounds too sad.
I Mr.. Land has decided 70 take all OF
our members to his summer resort for
a whole weeks stay.
Get prepared, boys, get prepared
! -
Sunday. II you want 70 go give up some
OF your dough,
Someone who could not set we'll alone
had to bust Abe Hsber's screech box.
What a mourning
Some OF their members who recently
got married will soon change their
mind saying that their wives are worth
their weight In gold, and join the army.
Barclay seems to have tire trouble
every time HIS alarm clock goes on.
Moore seems rather enthusiastic when
ever travelling with the ball team.
I Alex Berkman, the Keystone umpire,
YOU refer to has not received the new
I rules book nor the glasses. Your col
/, lection must have fallen through your
hat. Why not take up a collection for
your own self so you can pay your way
through college again97
You got back your own great pitcher,
Lefty Finn, your own great pride;
All your fans and all our players,
In their choice were satisfied.
You got back your own great southpaw.
You got back your failure, Finn;
I While Joe Briscoe pitched-a-winning,
Lefty poor he was sin.
Why not hook your high-brow pitcher.
Who can pitch well In the neld;
Our team goes out for winning,
Lefty poor goes out to grin or scoring
scoring every inning,
No wonder we won double header on
/ r,.....ttor nav WILLIAM Safder run