Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-07-31
10th. Ordnance Bombs

| hat would you think If from your
1 slumber
You were suddenly awakened by a
noise Ike thunder
You raise up and sigh and from the
dim moonlight
You ses a tent mate stirring about
in an awful fright
| ITS horse" ITS a horse" he cries
in dismay
Suddenly jumps out and prepares for
a fray
| And the namca he does call would most
knock you cold
In the tone Of bull just as loud
and as bold.
! Then suddenly he awakens but not
a word does he say
Just aneaks around and slides into
his hay
The storm seems to have passed you
fall back in respose
And laugh at what fun when w all
arouse
TO tell our brave hero what battle
So daring eld brave we never once
thought
Then again you are aroused by an
awful clanor
Your game old friend has opposed the
same worthy cause
| w itlI JdiIlDSt
Johnny. Johnny" you hear him de-
clare
What to the devil are you doing
there"
Johnny just smiles and CYCLES a bit
Says Mac what the devil are you
doing throwing 1T"
BOYS" BOYS" he then exelaims
Look" 'Look" it moves
/ Then his usual ugly names, awakens,
and soothes
Twas only white shirt on the foot Of
Another Of my Nightmares friend
Frazier wants commission before
he goes across. How about 1t CoH3ary,
Labor unit for him?
The correspondence department
wishes to advertise their new scheme
to facilitate the handling Of the boys
| correspondence, who are rushed with
urgent letters and unable TO answer
them for want Of news, etc Al that
is required is the name Of the party
to whom you desire TO write, also
whether it is on business general
topic or the war, or on the subject Of
the stars. moon and the sky, compiled
| would be what you call Love Lett
ter. II letter is to be written on bust
| ness on olief 5uDpbGLS uOLliiB IL it-
quired as their are experts in the De-
partment who can almost read your
mind Their prices are as follows;
Business letters $3.50 for an eight
inch letter.
Love Letters. etc 10 cents per
foot
10 per cent Off if typewritten
CAL on Ulrich when you want to know
| how IT was done In the regulars. The
kids clever. believe me,
Penrod has taken up the brush and Is
painting some things that are TO be be-
loved In, Signs.
| Faringer was taking little ramble
In the dark the other night and almost
collded with one Of his friends on the
company street. Put In a claim for dam
ages.
| Rollo checked out at the orderly office
give details as TO his movements. Cholly
town too good 70 be advertised.
advertise for te sun Durham Company
after the war.
Nicclario slipped a little on the control
of his facial expression and the boys
| think that II might have developed into a
smile II It had continued.
Thompson is at ease again. that he I'M
derstauds that his service record lis stll
on hand and that he will not be exposed
to the innoculatons
Geiger Is after a big flashlight and a
large magnet that win help him In his
search for his belongings,
Rote Dynamite KID. Junior has fully
recovered from his NAL de mar contract
ed while dreaming Of his trip overeeas.
|
Madden and the Kid Jr., have been ac-
curing the title Of The Vernon Castle
boys
Neither was seen in the five and ten
cent store inquiring the price OF sugar.
| We can't figure how he Is to acquire
any without bucking Hoover,
The Southern skies have at last pro-
| duced the ideal woman 10 Private Kress.
The husky repair shop speed demon was
| visiting friends in Augusta last Saturday
night, and Sunday the orderly office re-
ports showed that he had crossed the line
and was touring the town of Aiken. S.
lC. As this is the young mans first Of
fence for several months. we will let it
slip by without further comment.
Sergeant Daniel Blackmau. the com
pany drill wizard, dropped thin dime
| through hole in his tent last Saturday
lust before inspection, Feeling the ne
eessity of wartime saving Sergeant
balckman who claims TO be the original
hard-luck guy of this outfit, secured a
rake and spent the afternoon for said
dime. After several hours dnigent search
with much loss Of strength and on oeca-
sional outhurst of Army Lingo" Black
man produced the dime Highly elated
over the success Rlackman was tempted
| 10 double the value of his coin by accent
ing the proposal OF Corporal Meek TO
Imatch for dime. BlacRman lost. Moral.
"A dime under Il tent causes less worry
than frivolous extravaganza, Nuf cod.
! Officers and enlisted men were some
what Corrled Sunday when a suggestion
was made that people were hurting quart
ers at one of our sergeants, Oh That pre-
fumo
| Bender has opened up correspondence
with T. Elmer Moon, You little devil
why didn't you tell US before
Stet0ing Them Up,
With the School For