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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-12-14
pisany przez MarySke.

Ii pisany przez Maryske.
Nieksztaitnem pismem zanosi-
la mu Gala swa miiosc i d~onosila,
re musiala uchodziG do Krakowa
pred syrlem sprawnika, ktory sic
ra jej cnote, uwzial / ma kazdym
kroku n%apastowai.
- Ojciec pisala dalej - Pc
Iwnie take do Krakowa zjedzie,
gdyz Srul ma juz wyrobiona Icy
tacye gruntu rodzinnego, a TREE
ba az 600 rubli, ably to udaremnit.
Nigdy tego ME %zbierzemy, a ia
juz grobu matki ME ucaluje, do
kad ia troski zagna}y.
Przeczytaf Janek i zaraz Ivy
nu oschly i ~spowazniai ogroln--
nie.
- Jedna mogi}a wiecej / jedcn
zamach ma ziemie polska wieccj
- jekna} z goryczs!
A zarazem powiedzial sobie T.
Gala mocs:
- Ziemie uratuje!
wybiegi szybko z domu, re az
gospodynie ma schodach potracil.
- A MECH Bog pocieszy, jesli
zle wiesci.- zawo{ala "a MINI -
a wieczorem ma zupe m~igdalowa
zapraszam! y
Janek wdziecznie giowa staru-
szce skinaf i pobiegl do Banku
Polskiego: w pol godziny juz re-
gestrowai list do Maryski z pre-
kazem bankowym ma 800 rubli.
- TAX Gle pozdrawiam / casuje
W myslach - pisal do Maryski
Janek - jak meczennice, DO
Polska ukochana razem cierpisz.
Ale prosze goraco, zydowi i Mo-
skalowi zadnego kawalka zierni
swietej ME dajcie. = Posylam co
nam i bede posylac wszystko, co
W. mel mocy, ably silly dodac ojco-
winnie i obronic do czasu, az my
tam przyjdziemy ia odebrac.
Wysiawszy ten list poszedl
Janek do przyjaciela i do agenta
r~ealnosciowego, ably i'm opowie.-
dice, co sic stalo.
Ale oni go zakrzyczeli.
- Mogies mice dom i dorobic
sic, a tax jestes znowu zebra
klein. Co tam pc jakims skrawlsu
ziemi w Krolestwie,, ktorego ju&
Moskale ME oddadza.
: Me bedziemy pytae, ale Cd
bierzemy! = odpari z zapalem
Janek.
= LAX ME masz dolara, ME dol
dziesz do cara! = rosmiai sic a.
gent realnosciowy i ciagnal oby,
dwoch do gospody.
Ale Janek ME poszsdi.
Powlokf sic zwolna ma swoje
ciche poddasze j rozlozyi pred
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-12-14

Janek Grzymaia byl dziarskim
chlopakiem, z tych naszych
chlopskich natur, co to i szlach-
cicowi dorownaja, gdy dzielne
poczciwe SERGE trzeba wykazac.
Cierpial tez "a to okrutecznie
pod Moskalem, gdy go cholery
do wojska porwali i oblekli W
szynele j W plaszcz diugi, niby
szlafrok.
A SERGE tam bio Jankowi pod
ia opo6cza, gdyby m}otem, skoro
tylko stanal do szeregu i patrzec
musial, jak miodszych siabszych
a bochanych i swoich bija "a by
lie 90 i tsrgajs pc ziemi, re az cia-
h czcrnialy.
Mai zaS Janek szczegolniejsze
bsczenie ma brata MarySki, potul-
nego chSopaka Grzesia, ktoremu
raiwiecej dokuczano, moze dla-'
tego, re sic nawet placzem bro
mic ME chcial, mo zaciawszy usta,
miiczal jak grob.
Razu tez pewnego, gdy miody
gwardyiski oficerek, OF tax ola
zabawki, szabla Grzesia przez
glove lunal, re az go knew oblaaa
- wSciekiy gniew wstrzasnaf do
giebi Jankiem i tax mu W rekach
size zdwoil, IL pan oficerek Pc
kilku sekundach tarzaI sic w bio
Gle z zapuchnieta twarza.
Zrobii sic oczywiScie gwait o.
gromny, ale W zgieiku ogolnym
Janek prepaid bez $ladu, a pod
wiecz6r prepaid take i Grzes.
Naprozno zarzadzono poScig "a
buntownikami. Mkt juz ich nj
gdy ME natrafii W Piocku, gdzie
to sic ~wydarzyio.
Przez rzeki bory, przez skaty
a; pustkowie przebrani "a zebra
k6w. przedarli sic tymczasem Ia
mex i Cries az do wioski pograni,
cznej, gdzie zyia MarySka PREY
poboznych i zacnych rodzicach,
Chate mieli ladna i chudobe do
statnia, a gruntu okrutecznie
maio i stad wszystka dziatws
PREY nieustannej piracy dopoma-
gala wedle sii rodzicom.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-12-14
NAPISAH j. *.

Pomoc ia ledwie wystarczala,
gdyz Srul, arendarz wioski, So
siadowai z rodzicami Maryski i
parl ich do zgody, o lie mogl.
On to przez s~prawnika, W kto-
rego lai wodke niby W beczke, tax
PREY poborze wojskowym poma-
chlowai, re Grzesia, chociaz to
PREY trzech dziewkach, jedynak
byl i wedle prawa ostae byl po-
winien, przeciez do wojska "a
brano.
Przysolii take Srul Jankowi,
a glownie "a to, re dzielny chic
pax szachrajstwa jego odsianial
i 1udzi cd pijatyki odwodzil.
- Taxi to gorszy jak trucizna,
to jest sauna Smierc! - lamento-
wal Srul i biadal tax d}ugo, al
|: Janka odesiano do Plocka.
Straszny byi to dzien ola JAN
ka, gdy mu przyszfo odjechac cd
Maryski, moe ma zawsze.
A tax clos ten ma obojga
spad}, re ami pomysleli o ME
szczeSciu, ami sic przygotowali
ma te chwile.
By}o to latem i Maryska by}a
PREY zw6zce siana, a Janek SKA
pc opatrywal, gdy zadzwonii
grobowy dzwonek kibitki i spra-
wink lodowatym g}osem zawo-
ia{:
- Gotuj sic!
Padl Janek MarySce W objecia.
i p}akali rzewnie, re az obecnym
SERGE sic k~raja}o.
o mole >slicznosci, mole
s}onko - wo4a} Janek - kto be
die Gle osianiai bronii, kto sta
rym ojcom dopomoze, kto toble
przy piracy ulzy!
Maryska byia tax wzruszona'
re ami s}owa ma to odrzec ME u
miafa.
Rozerwai ich wreszcie spra-
wink, Janka z ogromna zfoScia
nahajka przez plecy siegnaf i nj
by jastrzab porwa}.
Teraz pc wytiuczeniu officer
Skiego oblicza "a ~pastwienie sic
mad Grzesiem, ola m}odej parry
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-12-14
Notatki Urzedu skarbowego W. N.

Podajemy dis zestawienie wykA-
7ujace jak z funduszem dziesiecio-
nilionowym stoimy obecnis W CHI
tago. Pozwoli to wszystkim komi-
Teton naszym / parafiom ~wyrazuiej
zoryentowac sic W sytuacyi 1 zywiej
rabra6 sic do roboty.
" zestawieniu tenn podajemy przy
padajaea ma parafie kwote ma pod
stawie poprawionei 1 bli1szej praw-
dy eyfry ich fudnoSci. Wynika z te-
go jednak, re W Chicago, (iezeli
many uzna6 eyre $4,000 polskich
Inieszkanc6w "a prawdziwa), jest
$4,000 takich Polak6w, kt6rzy ME
raleza do 1adnych parafii, albo tel
nalela do parafii mieszanych i CT po-
winniby zlo1yG ~brakujaca do polio
ra milionowej kwoty (ktora zlozyc
" Chicago musimy konlecznie) -
sumo sS2O,OOO.OO.
x. o. par. Sw. Amy:
$4,000 s.S52.7S 11.9C
K. o. par. Sw. Barbary:
$4,000 1,437.40 5.1S
X. o. par. Dobregc Pasterza:
1880 10000 1855
X. o. par sw. Floryana:
1880 1,SOO.50 5.71
K. o. sw. Franciszka:
$500 44.O0 O.64
X. o. sw. Heleny:
10000 S.S54.64 1877
x. o. sw. Jacka:
$4,000 S.4s4.S4 1S.47
X. o. sw. Jadwigi:.
$4,000 6,7o1.45 1875
x. o. sw. Jak6ra:
5000 1880 2.47
X. o. sw. Jana Bozego:
$4,000 100000 s.sS
K. o. sw. Jana Kantego:
10000 7,146.71 1888
K. o. sw. J6zefa:
$4,000 1,17S.31 1.s4
K. o. Sw. J6zafata:
$4,000
x. o. sw. Kazimierza:
$4,000 S,222.50 1904
x. o. sw. Konstancyi:
5000 41.90 0.6s
K. o. sw. Miodziank6w:
$4,000 ~3,s45.2S s.22
X. o. sw. Micha{a:
$4,000
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-12-14

czednosci kupic mafa chate Z O.
grodem, ably mial gdzie umiescic
Maryske, a moze i jej rodz'cow,
gdyz oni niechybnie "a MIN PREY
jada.
Ia mysl dogadzaia Jankowi
i zapalif sic do tego kupna O.
gromnie.
! PosiadfoSc byfa niemal ma
koncu miasta, ale "a to cena
przystepna, a ogr6d, o co Janko-
wi ~najwiecej szfo, dose obszer-
ny.
Geese ceny kupna mog} zapla-
cic zaraz, reszte mogf sp}acac
ratami.
Oh, zy}by jeszcze sto ray o.
szczedniej, jak dotad, byle W maj
kr6tszym czasie wszystko sp}a-
cic.
Marzy} o tenn wszystkiem ia
mex, goraczkowa} sic i ma sama
wigilie, gdyz W tym dniu VOL
nym by} cd piracy, mia} podpisac
umowe.
Prawie, re sic dnia tego ME
m6g} doczeka6.
A gdy dzien wigilii nadszed},
tax by} wzruszony, jak W dniu,
w kt6rym ojczyste strony opusz-
czaf.
Raniutko poszed} do koscio}a,
ale zamiast modlic sic, p}aka}
jak dziecko. Potem wyja} z Ban
ku Polskiego zaoszczedzone So
bic cd ust czterysta dolar6w i
s~chowawszy je ma piersiach,
szkaplerz, dar Maryski do ust
przycisnaf i poszed} ma podla-
sze, gdzie miaf swoje skromnie
mieszkanko, i gdzie W dniu tym
miaf czekac ma agenta realno-
sciowego. '.
w goraczce niepokoju zdawa-
lc sic Jankowi, re sic sp6zni} i
wbiegi co zywo pc schodach.
w drzwiach p~rzywitala 60 60
spodyni, poczciwa staruszka, Pol
ka.
Nam prezent ola was rzeks"
z dobrotliwym usmiechem = mo
dobrze patrzcie!
Ale Janek jak okiem rzuci} ma
list, ktory trzymala w reku i pis-
mo ma kopercie, rozerwa}, zaraz
go skwapliwie calowac pocza}.
- Alez to ME parma ami pier
mix - wolala g~ospodyni - pc co
zaSliniaG pismo, lepiej przeczy.-
%tajcie.
Janek juz przez Icy czytal.
TAX, to byi list z Ojczyzny.
Co "a rozkosz widziec cos z
Ojczyzny i siyszec stamtad cos
kolwiek.
List byi datowany z Krakowa
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-12-14

ludzi czynu i energii.
Ma jedno jednak czasu ME "a
fowa} nigdy, ma zesp6f braci ro'
botnik6W w patryotycznym
zwiazku.
Janek czu} to dobrze, re ma CO
ME pozwala rosyjskie czyno'
wnictwo, to ola duszy polskiej
najpotrzebniejsze, re serca pol
skie musza bye razem i musza
tenn samem bic tetnem, jesli 2
milionowego ludu polskiego ma
powstac si1a wielka i niezwalczo
ma ola wyswobodzenia OjczyznyY
w g}owie Janka zawsze by}a
ia mySl, ably kiedys pojsc z lu-
dem mocnym, chmura GAIA ma
Moskwe i odebrac i'm GAIA Swie-
ta ziemie polska cd pol granicz-
nych wioski rodzinnej, az hen,
hen, daleko, gdzie Litwa broni}a
sic Mongofom, a Polacy bronili
chrzescijanstwa cd 'Turkow j
Tatarow.
A jak wspomniai Janek, re
moze naprawde stanie kiedys z
hufcem bojowym pred rodaka-
mi z wioski rodzinnej i wyrwie
Maryske i o~jcowizne z niedoli
niewoli, to mu sic rece sciska}y
jakby bron w mich juz by}a i O.
czy mu Swiecify blaskiem szalo-
nej odwagi i poswiecenia.
- Kraj sw6j znowu zobaczyc
wrog6w cd progow chaty Was
nej odegnac, co "a szczesciel -
wola} Janek.
A SERGE o~dpowiadafo pc CT
chu:
I,jaka rozkosz bohaterem
PREY niej stanac, PREY ukocha-
nej Marysce.
Tymczasem wcale cd niej ME
by}o wiadomoSci, zadnego pisa
mia i to przez wiele bardzo mic
siecy, gdyz juz zblizaia sic
gwiazdka, druga ma obczyznie,
okropnie bolesna, }zami roz-
iskrzona.
CT, kt6rzy z Krolestwa przy-
,jezdzali ME byli cd pogranicza
i jedno tylko mieli ma ustach:
- Tam zle u mas, bardzo lie
Czynownicy rzadza, Srule rza-
dza, szpieg6w i prowokator6w
moe, a lud giosu ME ma. Strasz-
ME zle!
WieSci tie jeszcze wiecej doty-
ka}y Janka, a w dodatku kazdy
z patryotycznego zwiazku mo-
viii mu:
< tamten ME mysl, a zako-
rzeniaj sic tn, abys cos mia}, gdy
przyjda z}e easy.
Jeden z najblizszych Jankowi
przyjaciol radzii mu tez "a osz-
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-12-14

wiedzielismy sic, re X. o. ma VOL
ciechowie takae bardzo energ:cznie
zabraf sic do piracy ma tuz
$4,000,
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-12-14

2 dziennik6w z dnia 10 b. m. do
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1918-06-22
WELCOME YOUR NEW CONFER
Best Possible Method to Insure Ones
Community Being Noted for Its
HospitabIe People.

Do you want your community to he
noted for its hospitality? Then the
best way to get such a name, is to well
come each newcomer as an old friend,
met after long separation.
OF course you can't slap the new
conner on the shoulder, saying, Hello
Jim, old boy, I'm glad to see you back"
No. let us greet them In different
way.
Instead, let several families In the
immediate neghborhood find out at
which time the newcomer Will arrive.
Then let each family decide on some
one or two dishes to contribute to the
strangers first meal. When the hour
agreed on arrives, let each neighbor
send or carry her dish to the new
corners, as a token Of greetings and
welcome into the neighbOrhood.
In this way the strangers will feel
much more at home than II all the
neighbOrs had dressed in their best,
and stiffiy called In the usual why.
II you don't believe 1t, just try and
sen. H. c., In The Progressive
Farmer.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1918-06-22
Chemical Generator for Hot Water.

1t has been shown that certain
combination of salts brings about the
generation of heat. BY applying this
chemical phenomenon a cheap and eff
ficient warming bottle may be formed,
writes s. Leonard Basin in the Popu
lar Science Monthly.
First of all, mix together sodium
acetate and sodium hyposulphate in
water, using one part of the former to
nine parts of the latter salt There
should be sufficient quantity of these
to fiji the earthenware bottle
three parts full. The vessel should how
be loosely stOppered and placed either
in hot water or in an oven until the
salts have completely dissolved.
For many hours after this the bottle
will radiate considerable heat. To re-
new the thanksgiving properties 1t is
only necessary to give the bottle a
good shaking.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1918-06-22
/ home T. :
TOWN g 3
tE.LL- PSI J
GARDEN HABIT ALWAYS GOOD
Writer in New York Publication Comes
to the Front With Words of
Great Wisdom.

The garden habit, once acquired, will
never leave you. Good soil and cult
walton are the chief essentials. The
back yard is highly taxed property
Why not make 1t pay for itself in
pleasure and profit to you, especially
In these war times, when we need to
conserve and utilize everything? We
gre constantly calling for more parks,
more breathing spaces, in one longest
I'd city. Why not use those we have7
This has been done with success in
Chicago and Baltimore. Let us do II
here4
Encourage your children TO make a
little garden in your back yard. 1t will
PROVE safer than the streets and more
hcafhful than the movies. We need
more beauty, and here both use and
beauty may be combined, for in one
back yard in this city enough lettuce,
radishes and parsley were grown to
furnish the table for whole summer,
and so combined with the plants and
flowers as to be harmonious in color.
Shrubs. trees and grass spray out
moisture into the air, which diminishes
dryness and dust and renders the place
where they are more healthful. We
have neglected our back yards too
long. Shall we improve them now2-
Frances Peters, in New York Sun.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1918-06-22
Advice About Brick Houses.

From constructive standpoint the
nOnfireproof brick house is very SIM
liar to the frame except that the out
side walls are of masonry and that the
floor framing in each story should be
carried on steel beams and columns so
that the inside supports may be as free
from shrinkage as the walls. In the
freprOof house floors and roof are Of
tile or concrete and steel. 1t is never
desirable to plaster directly on the in
side of brick wall. Lath and plas-
Ter should always be placed on fur
ring strips so as to give an air space
between plaster and brick. All brick
work next the ground, in chimneys
above roofs, parapet walls, dormers,
etc, should be laid in cement mortar.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1918-06-22
GIRLS! MAKE UP
A Lemon LOTION
LEMON JUICE WHITENs SKIN AND
REMOVES TAN, FREckLES,
SAlLOWNESS.

Squeeze the juice Of two lemons into
a bottle containing three ounces Of or
chard white, shake well, and you have
a quarter pint Of the best freckle and
tan lotion, and complexion whitener,
at very small cost.
Your grocer has the lemons and any
drug store or toilet counter will supply
three ounces of orchard white for a
few cents. Massage this sweetly fra
grant lotion into the face, neck, arms
and hands each day and see how freck-
les end blemishes disappear and how
clear, soft and white the skin becomes.
Yes! 1t is harIhless.-Adv.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1918-06-22
This Is Better
: Than Laxatives
One Mr. Tablet Each Night For a Week
Will Correct Your Constipation and
Make Constant Dosing Unnsces.
cary. Try IL.

Poor digestion and assimilation
mean poorly nourished body ana
low vitality. Poor elimination means
clogged bowels, fermentation. putri-
faction and the formation OF poisonous
gases which are absorbed by the blood
and carried through the body.
The result Is weakness, headaches.
dizziness. coated tongue, inactive liver.
bilious attacks, loss Of energy. nery.
BUSINESS, poor appetite, Impoverished
blood. sallow complexion. pimples, skin
disease, and often times serious III
Ordinary laxatives, purges and ca
thartics-salts, oils, calomel and the
lke-may relieve for a few hours, but
real lasting benefit can only come
through use Of medicine that tones
up and strengthens the digestive as
well as the eliminative organs.
Get 25c box Of Nature Remedy
INR Tablets) and take one tablet each
night for q week. Relief will follow
the very first dose, but q few days
will elapse before you feel and realize
fhe fullest benefit. When you get
Strengthened out and feel Just right
again you need not take medicine
every day-an occasional Mr. Tablet
WIN then keep your system in good
condition and you will always feel
your best. Remember, keeping well 10
easier and cheaper than getting we'll.
Natures Remedy (NR Tablets) are
sold. guaranteed and recommended by
your druggist
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1918-06-22
Old Custom Kept Up.

Ringing for Gofer" is unique Gus
tom confined to Newark parish church,
England. 1t has lasted 800 years. 1t
Is said that a wealthy merchant named
Gofer lost himself in the woods which
then surrounded Newark, and, as he
carried much money and the forest
was infested with thieves, he was In
danger Of his life Suddenly he heard
the bells Of Newark. and was guided
home by their music. To commend
rate his escape, he left goodly sum to
the church on condition that the bell
ringers ring for "Gofer" every year on
Sunday nights in October and Novem-
Der,
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1918-06-22
Ugh! CaIomeI Sickens; Sa|ivates!
Please Try Dodson's Liver Tone
am sincere! My medicine does NOT ,,nso+ 7;,,o.
and bowels so you lose days work.

You're bilious! Your liver IS slug.
gish You feel lazy. dizzy and all
Knocked out. Your head is dull, your
tongue is coated; breath bad; stomach
sour and bowels constipated. But
don't take salivating calomeI. 1t makes
you sick; you may lose days work.
Calomel IS mercury or quicksilver.
which causes necrosis Of the bones.
Calomel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite, breaking 1t up. That's when
you feel that awful nausea and cramp-
Ing.
If you want to enjoy the incest, gen.
tlest liver and bowel cleansing YOU
ever experienced just take a spoonful
Of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone to-
night. Your druggist or dealer sells
you bottle Of Dodson's Liver Tone
for few cents under my personal
money-back guarantee that each spoon
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1918-06-22

!
the woodpeckers all beat the drums
or course great deal Of the time they
work hard at the trees, burrowing for
insects and they help destroy many
| bad ones.
But some time before Mr. Hairy
Woodpecker had suggested they should
start 4 band. They did and these
were the members of the band. The
drums were played by Mr.. Hairy
Woodpecker, Mr.. Red-Headed Wood
pecker Mr.. Downy WoodpeckN, Mr.
Sapsucker, Mr.. Crested Woodpecker
and Mr. Flicker Woodpecker.
Those who sang and helped along
the chorus and played little mouth or
gans and various instruments made
out OF twigs We're the wnrblers, the
vireos, goldfinches, hooking birds, bob
olinks, chickadees, pewees, phoebes
orioles, thruShes, song spRrrows and
WhlppoOrwills. And Of course, almost
the most important of all, were the
robins!
Mr.. Robin Redbreast was the leader
Of the band. He waved little stick
in front of the band stand, which was
up In tree.
How they all did play and sing. Now
In great many bands, In fact in most
bands, they do not have singing, but
in the Woodpeckers band it is entirely
different.
What would a band be like In bird
land without singing? They would
miss all the beautiful songsters who
would add so much music, and that
would be such a pity.
SO the woodpeckers were wise In
deed when they asked the song birds to
join in the band
Such a practice as they did have,
1t was their very first one Of all, and
of course there were many mistakes
made.
Mr.. Robin Redbreast made them
practice certain parts over and over
again until they had them quite per-
feet.
They sang in parts, too, like they
do In great big grown-up choruses
First there would be little solo for
an oriole and then one part alone for
Mr.. Whippoorwill, and big chorus In
which they would all join.
And through 1t all the woOdpecker
family and their relations beat the
drums. What good time they did
keep-Quite the best of bird time, and
Mr.. Robin Redbreast was delighted.
ITS quite the best band of any sea-
son." he said. I'm sure we'll give
fine concerts. But we must practice,
no matter how well we do
''When do you think we can have
the first concerto" asked Mr. Hairy
the starter of the band. |
II should think we might give a con-
cert tomorrow morning at SUNRISE"
said Mr.. Robin Redbreast
But" he added, "every one Of you |
must practice all day at home and |
hen have good nights rest"
How excited they all were to think |
hat on the very next day they were
,oing to give concert. Yes, spring
vas truly here when they felt like
hnI
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Practical.

A keen-eyed mountaineer led his
overgrown son into a country school
house.
This here boys arter larnin'." he
announced. whats your bill O.
farew
"Our curriculum, sir" corrected the
schoolmaster. embraces geography,
arithmetic, trigonometry-"
'That'll do" interrupted the father
-"thatll do. Load him up well with
triggernometry. He's the only poor
shot In the family"
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1918-06-22

LUZ VIII clean Your sluggish liver bet
yer than a dose Of nasty calomel ant
that 1t won't make you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real uyel
medicine. You'll know 1t next morn
ing because you Will wake up feelin,
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headache and dizziness gone, youI
stomach will be sweet and your bowel,
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youll be cheerful; full of vigor anc
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Dodson's Liver Tone Is entirel,
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Millions Of people are using Dodson'.
Liver Tone instead of dangerous Gallo
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that the sale Of calomel Is almos'
stopped entirely here.-Adv. =
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song. So it was very easy indeed to
practice all day long for the sunrise
concert. And before they went to bed
that night and before they even
thought of putting their heads under
their wings, they sent around notices
to all the birds to be on hand, and this
is how the notices read: First concert
Of the season to be given by the Wood
peckers' Band tomorrow at sunrise.
Mr.. Robin Redbreast will conduct"
The concert was huge success and
the people said. cts really and truly
the springtime when we have a con-
cert such as we were given this morn
mgr
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Pretty Soft Job.

AT the lunch hour we heard this con
versation between the office boy ant
his evidently unattached friend:
Gee, how long you been workin
here?"
Ten days already"
Good job?"
Swell"
When do you halter get te
wOrk?'
ANY time I want to-"
Jaw, go-wan! Whatcha trying t.
do, kid me?"
Nope. en- go to work any time
feel like II, just so amt no later thar
seven O'clock"
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in practice! Lose
no time We're
ready, and we
h ope you'll be
ready too. First
practice TO start
In half an hour"
Now the wood
peckers We're the
ones who had been
talking. I h g Y
W ere alre a d y
starting to prac-
tice by drumming
on the bark of the
trees. The trees
49, 3., -I
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Personally Conducted Publicity.

II make 1t rule not to read what
the newspapers say about me-" re.
marked Senator Sorghum.
But some Of the things are cornpli.
mentary."
II don't have to read those. AS
rule such articles are prepared and
sent out under my own direction"
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1918-06-22
Natural Result.

"Was this breach of promise case
thoroughly Sifted?"
Eyes, and they found only the ashes
OF his love"
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1918-06-22

When you have decided to get rid OF
worms Tapeworm use Dead Shot" DR.
Peerys Vermifuge. One dose will expel
them. Adv.