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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-09-18
TNtAINING SCHOOL FOR
HOME SERVICE WORKERS
institute to be Held at Court House
ii Begin First Week in October.

In the first week Of October the Rcd
Cross opens at The Court House its
institute for Home Service workers
Twenty students, coming from Lau-
rcns and the various branches and
au%iliariCs in the county, arc to be
trained for six weeks in order that
they may not only serve tho govern
mcnt but serve acccptably. The course
will comprise lectures, reading a!oua
certain suggested lines and field work
supervised by the Ifomc Service De
partmcnt of the I,a1rens Chapter
Some Of the topics taRen up by Tho
lecturers, who are to be brought he
by the Red Cross will be the Field OF
Home Service. the Normal Family
Child Welfare and the Rc-educatior
and Care of Crippled and DisablcI
Soldiers. The Home Service Depart.
mcnt regards il as essential for homo
service workers to be located in cv.
sivc and inconvcnicnt for two or thro,
branches to have all the workers whcI
call may come from across tht
county.
The enrolment Of students has be
gun Branches and AuXilarics tha
have not acted are expected to take
! this up a; once. The hours will be 81
arranged that students can como from
and return home each day.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-09-18

large number Of additional helpers
have been bnSily engaged in typcwrit-
ing The names with their post Office
addresses, serial numbers and color
preparatory TO sending the list to Mai
lIarwilc and Adj. Gen. CrOwdcr. The
task was completed on time ycStcrd0S
and the lists mailed out The board
has probably made one of the, best
records Of any board in the State.
The total number Of men to register
Thursday was 3,97l.N OF these 2l7C
were whites and l79S we're colorcd.
The adjutant generals Office had csti-
mated that the total number for the
county would be i,4l3.
The board will have a great amount
Of work to be done within the next few
weeks and wants help 1t has already
been generously helped by number Of
people during the last week and the
members expressed themselves q.
very aDprcciativc Of this work But
more workers arc needed. The board
would like to have volunteers TO como
in and place their names on file to be
called on as needed. In this way the
work can be distributed among n
l.,
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-09-18
Two Large Barns Barn.

Two large barns on the place of Mr..
Glenn a. Fuller in the Chestnut Ridge
section were totally destroyed by fire
Sunday night on,aiing a loss or around
$4,000. The fire originated in the COW
barn and spread to the stock barn ad-
joining. Although all Of the stock was
gotten ont without damage, a quantity
Of feed stuff was lost including all OF
this years fodder Very little insur-
anco was carried on the buildings and
tho origin Is undetermined.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-09-18
F. P. McGOW AN SUGGESTS ORDI-
NANCE FOR SUNDAY AUTOISTS
Points Out Way Of Reaching Those Who Inten-
tonaly Disregard the Request Of the Gov
ernnlent to Save Gasoline.
Editor The Advertiser:

Editor The Advertiser: |
On Sunday, Sept. 18th, as many as
80 automobiles and two or three motor
cycles passed along Darlington Street
in the city of Laurcns which is on the
main highway between Laurcns c. II.
and Clinton beginning early in the
morning and extending into the night.
II the travel was thc same in ali the
roads of the county Of i.aurcnS ana
in all the counties OF The State, the
amount Of travel must have been great
and the amount Of gasoline consumed
enormous. This is passing strange af-
ter the fuel administrator OF the Unit
cd States for south Carolina had cs-
! tnbiiShCd and promulgated Il rule that
al Sunday travel in automobiles
should be discontinued. Il is the more
( iNCXcuHahin otter y. d. Wood had made
two able addresses at Laurcns. s.
/ informing the people CT tue existence
Of this rulc of the Government and
urging the people TO comply with the
same and warning them CT The danger
Of disrcgarding it; and also after Gov
crnor Manning had issued = proclama-
ton on Saturday, the lith inst. urging
the people 10 obey this ruic absolutely
and universally. \ person who woulu
knowingly and wilfully treat this rule
with contempt would not only show
dfebcSpcct to the Governor Of our
state but he would manifest a decided
spirit of diSloyalty to the government
Of the United States in this, the great
crisis of our war with the foreign
enemy. | have written below the
form of an ordinance which | request
all the cities and towns in the county
Of LaurcnS and in all the counties OF
this State to adopt as municipal
ordinance 10 assist the United States
Government in he enforcement OF this
rule. If the rule is not effective and
has not the proper sanction, ii can he
made so by the act Of the Prcsidcnl
Act Of Congress and By municipal or
dinancc& all over this state. ii q per-
son should rcchles3ly drive through &
town in disregard OF this ordinance
ana ciUGe the vigilance Of lne officers
Of the law, they can sight his number
: nave a warrant issued by the mayor o.
inrendant, have it countcr-Signed by {
aeiStratc in any part OF the state anC
have the offender brought TO the nun.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-09-18
Cheap Fares for Veterans.

Director General McAdoo has in
structcd all railroads to make a 3pe-
ciai rate to Confederate veterans at
tending thc annual Reunion to be held
in Tulsa, Okla, on September oath to
27th. Veterans expecting to attend the
reunion can get Identification cards
from the commanders Of their camps
guaranteeing them rate of one cent
a mile each way.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-09-18
Mrs. II. ~, Davis Laid to Rest.

The remains of Mrs. Mamie Hughes
Davis, wife Of Robert w. Davis, Of
Fountain Inn. were laid to rest in the
cemetery here Friday evening, Sept.
6, besides the body Of an only daughter
who had died several years ago. The
services were conducted by Rev. VIII
mot $. Holmes, rector OF the Episcopal
Church Of the Epiphany. Mrs. Davis
was the youngest daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. IG. II. Hughes, Of Columbia, Va,
and was q sister OF Dr.. r. e. Hughes,
of this city. While Mr.. and Mrs. Davi
were residents Of this city several
years ago she endearcd herself to
many friends here and her death was
source of deep regret to them Mrs
Davis had been in declining health for
long time, but throughout her sick
ness retained q cheerful and au
disposition that bound her ncighbors
and friends in close bonds Of sym
pathy and affection. While her death
brought to an end a long period OF
suffering, the grief al her passing was
not lcasened for those with whom she
had been in close association.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-09-18

FOR WATTS MILLS BOYS
Impressive Services Mark Unfurling Of
Patriotic Banner Sunday.
Beautiful and impressive services
marked the unveiing of the service
fag at the Watts Mills Sunday in
honor of the Watts Mills boys who
have gone out in the service OF the |
country. The services were held just ,
at the evening hour when the sun be- |
gan to set behind the western horizon. |
The platform running from the main
building to the railroad siding had
been decorated for the occasion in the
national cOlOrS and seats had been
provided in front Of The platform for
TIC mothers and fathers Of the boys
being honorcd. y splendid program Of
music was rendered by choir from
! The churches Of the mill
! The flag was hung on the front Of
furcJ il was shown to bear a stars,
- OF blue and two OF gold for Roy
! hickman and Willic Caultncl who
! passed away at Spartanburg last
sr"in@ whilc their COMPANY the Trayn-
ham Guards. was cncamDcd there.
The banner was presented b. the
mill company and the exercises Of he
day we're presided over by Rev. J. A..
Brock. pastor Of the Lucas Avenue
BAPTIST church who made a brief and
inspiring talk. Tho roll Of honor was
read by Harold {. smith. general man
ager OF The mill who also made short
li"rsS culCgi2ing the soldiers who
had Givcn up their places and gone to
war. Short addresses were also made
y Ecv. j. l.. McLiN. pastor Of the
Watts Memorial church and by Miss
Carolyn Crawlcv, secretary Of the
, Home Service Department Of the Ecd
Cross for I.aurcns County. Hon r.
4. Cooper delivered the principal ad-
> 'rcss OF the occasion, paying a mag
niiiccnt tribute to the men in tie ser
vice and appealing TO those at home
TO continue their loyal and patriotic ef-
forts in the common cause. Mr.
Cooper pulled the cord that unfurlcd
the flag while the audience stood and
$ sang the Star Spangled Banner.
The honor roll of the mill, as read
by Mr.. Smith, is as follows:
. Frank Adams. Robert T.. Allen
: Luther Babb. Tilman Baldwin, join
Barnett, Walter Barnett. l.. +. Bean
Grover Boho, y. f. Bowen, Eugene
Brock. r. Clyde Childress, II. FREQ
. Chidrcss, G. y. Coates, Y. IIcrhcr
Coats, NJ. &. Cox, John Croamcr. J. II
j., Crow. Abort Edwards Charles Ed
:, wards. A. W. Fisher. Brooks Foster
Bon Fuller, Burt NullGr, John Fuller
c. X. Garrett, Willie Carlmcy, WI
= Gregory, Sam Hi. Dcnnio Jones, Gar
vcr Jones, Gerald Jones, Howard King
Mack I.awtcr, Don Leopard. Edwin
T.. Lucas, Robert Martin, Reed Martin
jess McsSCr, Lee Nets, Odcll Morli%
y, Jos: Mott. Charles @csbitt, Jim Ok
u ner, Claude Patton, Win&low Patton
> ,'-,.nc; o. Price, Walter Price, Nile:
Pulley, Roy Hickman, Clarence Riddle
>, Ernest Robertson, J. ID. Rodgers, Geo
}ollings, Charles Il. Simpson, Gial'
cncc Spoon, Dcnnic spoon. Clyde Tay
ior, Floyd Taylor, Ray Taylor Charlie
*. Tcmpicton, Oliver Tcmplcton, W. Il
. lWmDlin, H. w. Ward. Claude u cath
crs, John Whalcy, Walter Whalcy
:" Willis Willis, Cary Wilson.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-09-18

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THO Americans oro undn,. boov,
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their positions THOR morale &c q
thc highest and thov arc onx;ous /,
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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-09-18

Washington, Scot. lG-Tho United
States. as was fully expected. has MY
coNditionally rejected GermanyS
peace fCcler. In doing 50 The govern
mnnt has spoken for all the coNellig..
cronts.
Almost immediately after receiving
Inc Austrian governments note IYozo
Tho minister from sweden, Mr. Eksn-
"r"n. S"crctary Lansing tonight isSuGQ
,hiS formal statement:
Il am authorized by ihc president
70 stat" that the fOllnwin" viii DC She
rcnIy OF this government to the Aus;re-
Urngarian note proposing ~ unofficial
conference Of hcligcrcnts:
Tho government Of the UnifeG
states feels that there is only one re-.
ply which il can make 10 tho sMgges--
tons cf the imperial AuStro-Hnnsa~
rian government. 1t has repeatedly
and with entire candor stated the
terms upon which the United States
would consider and can and will enter
! tain no proposal for conference uEnN.
matter concerning which il lsas
made It's position and purpose so
! plain"
! NJ LHnsin"'S statement was giyru
ont within half an hour after ne had
"Hc"ivcd the Austrian proposal. II
! would hnVo been fOrthcomiM% almost
! IEmcdiatcly upon the delivery Of the
! AuH."iAn note had it not boon fonpE
necessary IN order to avoid the rOs-
! Eihility Of crave error to make a care
! 'ul comnarieon between tho official
! rCN: and that which was received M
| H"csS dispatches last night from Avn
| e'ordam.
Thus emphasis was added to the
! dc"ljnaiiOn. if any were needed, the
| oNickncss Of The reply, indicating the
! existence &C no shadow OF doubt in
80 mind Of the administration rs 30
! wN2t i should Ec. AS soon rs Mr..
/ "nsinG's reply can he put intc form
! Il viii be handed 10 the Swedish miU-
| istcr for transmission to Austria.
fhc Swedish legation n0tificR the
! state department carly in the afiGr--
noon that il had received The note and
I that i; would he presented as soon as
il could hc dccodcd and Translated
from French This sOnsumcd several
hCrrS @nA II was rot until G:2O O'Clock
that Mr. FkonGrcn appeared. He re-
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-09-18
AMERICAN FIRST ARMY
DRIVES OUT GERMANS
St. MihieI SIaient Wiped
Out.
10000 HUNS
ARE CAPTURED

Americans Making Further Advances
In the Direction OF Metz, German
Stronghold Protecting Southwestern
German Provinces on the Rhine.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-09-18
AUSTRIAN PEACE DRIVE:
. FALLS ON DEAF EARS
Does not Meet Allied Peace
Aims.
ALLIED AIMS
ALREADY STATED

Secretary Lansing Makes Reply f@
Austrian Peace Proposals in Very
Short Time After Their Receipt. Rs
ferS Austrian Government to AmeTf
cas- Peace Aims.
Amsterdam, Sept. l5.-In eXtendins;
an invitation to all the belligeIpnfs.
to enter into non binding discussions,
at some neutral meeting place, the
Austi o. Hungarian governments states
that the OhiCc; Of The conference wOn1h
be to secure an exchange Of views
which would show "whcthcr hose pre-
requisites exist which would make The
speedy inauguration Of peace ncsOlia
ton appear PROMISING"
The Austrian proposal, which is an
Oouncod in an official communication
;clcpraphcd here from Vienna sng-
gcsts that there be no interruption OF
The war, and that The "DiScusslonS
would 90 only so far as conSi0ere6
BY tho participants to Offer prospects
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1918-09-18

Woodmen Circle Violet Grove No. 80
will meet at W. o. w. hall Gray Court
on Sept. "a, $3.50 o'clock. All members
urged to come.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14

at least three times daily, and prefer
ably four or five times, frequent trips
being especially necessary when the
hens are laying freely and during hot
weather.
The trap nest shown in figure 1 may
be attached to the underside of the
dropping board, with the front facing
the pen and arranged so that 1t can
be easily removed. or 1t may be placed
on the walls of the pen. II the nest
is placed under the dropping board, the
latter will serve as top for the nest,
and the rear of the nest may be of
wire to allow good ventilation in warm
weather. II the nest is placed on the
wall, Stats or wire should be inserted
from the front of the nest to the wall
at a sharp angle to prevent the hens
from roosting on the nest.
When the hen enters this nest, her
back raises the door (c) Gig. p,
which releases the catch or trigger (a)
and allows the door TO shut. The
catch should be set so that its edge
just holds the door, which position is
regulated by the screw or nail at the
lower inside edge of the catch. A
washer should be placed on the screw
(d) between the catch and the side Of
the nest to prevent this catch from
sticking. The guard % around the
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14
ANOTHER NAVAL SECRET.

Farmer wurzel and his wife, Mar
tina, were paying a visit TO their
nephew. n gallant member Of the navy.
II was their first visit TO the great sea-
port, where the ship Of which their
nephew formed one Of the crew hap
pened opportunely to lie in dock. They
were both vastly impressed with the
novel sights they saw round and
about the docks, and when their
nephew, with pardonable pride, led
them round to where the great auxil-
larry cruiser lay they gazed with awe
upon the gigantic vessel.
The old man took few steps nearer
to the quay side, and, perceiving an
open portfolio on level with his eyes,
peered into the interior OF the hull.
Martha Martha !" he whispered, ex-
citedly. to the old lady, Took here,
lass, what dost thinkf The blamed
things hollerr'
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14
WORKING PLANS FOR BUILDING TRAP NEST.

catch keeps the nesting material away
from the catch. The length OF the
catch which supports the door and the
triangular notch In the door may be
varied slightly for very small or very
large hens.
Directions for Constructing . Three
Compartment Trap Nest.
Cut four H-inch boards for ends and
partitions, ~ inches wide by 10 inches
long, enough '<-inch boards 1914 inches
long, laid lengthwise. to cover the top,
back and bottom. and 1 strip S9h
inches long and inches high to insert
In the nest 20 hold the nesting material
away from the door. Nail the top.
back and bottom TO the ends and parti-
lions (see Fig. p. insert the 8-inch
strips In the nests. and make the guard
(b), mailing II TO the left side Of the
nest. Bore a hole In the catch (a)
large enough so that the catch will
move freely when screwed into posi-
ton ON the side. Place a washer on
the screw between the catch and the
side OF the nest. Place screw at the
lower edge OF the catch TO stop Il
when set, so that the catch will just
hold the door.
Make the doors (c) Of H-inch ma
terial. II inches by Q inches. and cut
triangular notch In the center 4 inches
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14

wide. Put two screw eyes In the top
of the doors and bore holes In the front
of the nests two inches below the top
INSIDE measurement, through which
a 3-16-lnch wire is run to support the
doors.
Attach n narrow strip to the front
Of the nests for the hens to jump upon
when entering the nests. Place a but
ton or block Of wood on the front OF
each partition to hold the door when
the nest is closed.
II the nests are TO be placed directly
below the dropping board wire top
should be used on the nest, except for
a five-inch strip Of wood on the front
edge Of the top to stiffen the nest.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14

effects from their wetting. They are
not half as apt to take cold from
dip thus applied as from running out
in a cold rain on cloudy day. II
there are mites in the building they
must be attended to by spraying with
a good dip or a liquid whitewash.
Mites do not bother much In winter,
but they should be eradicated before
winter Just to make sure that they
are gone before spring crowding du-
ties tempts one to neglect the work
too long.
OF course the provident .poultryman
needs not to be told that all cracks
and leaks in the henhouse must be
closed before winter comes; windows
must be put In shape and doors made
secure
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14
HEALTHY FOWLS ALL WINTER
Nests Should Be Cleaned and Sprayed
Same as Dropping Bosrds-oip
Birds for Lice.

II strong, healthy birds are placed
In a clean, sanitary house in autumn
there is no reason why they should
not stay healthy all winter. The nests
should be cleaned up and sprayed the
same as the dropping boards. II the
fowls are harboring body lice they
should be dipped before the weather
gets cold. Choose a fine. sunny day
for this and have the dip warm (not
hot). Do the work early in the morn
ing and the birds will suffer no bad
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14

body's buslness"-hence the mangied
chicken. the chicken smothered In the
travelling poultry buyers crate. the
sick chicken which died en- route to
market, are left lying by the roadside.
Possibly the chickens on range stroll
over and pick at Its bones; perhaps
the family dog comes trotting home
with a dismembered leg or headless
trunk. and gnaws his I'LL on the front
lawn. while the family flock await
chance to peck at the carcass.
No better plan for spreading disease
can be devised. unless II might be the
practice Of the careless poultryman
who finds dead chicken In the poul-
try yard or under the roosts. and
throws II out TO the hogs.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14
Punctual Attendance.

"Why don't you 20 TO schoolf"
81 been to school every day this
MONTH" replied the incorrigible.
"Your teacher hasn't seen you.F
"Well. l mostly didn't get there till
recess started, and SOS to avoid argu-
ment left as soon as the bell rang
for school TO take in again"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14
Counting Every Cent.

"Now that we're married we won't
have TO write any more letters" said
the young man.
YES" replied the young woman.
"Think Of what lot we saved by
finishing our correspondence before a
letter required three-cent stamp"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14
PREVENT SPREAD OF DISEASE
Chicken carcasses Should Be Burned
or Buried-Bad Practice to
Feed to the Hogs.

A mangled chicken on the road is
not an uncommon sight these days;
neither is 1t an uncommon sight to see
the same chicken repeatedly before 1t
is finally reduced to its elements.
"What is ,everybody's business is no.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14
An Impression Of UseIessness.

"Some day" said the man who con-
verses much on exploration, Eve shall
discover the north pole and give a new
continent TO the world"
81 hope not I" exclaimed Miss Cay
enne.
"WhyT
81 am a member Of the Society to
Prevent Useless Giving"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14
COMFORTING Assurance.

do you dislike to have a man go
TO sleep when you are talkingf"
IL don't mind,' replied Senator Sor-
ghum. AT least It assures me that
nothing I'm saying is giving him any
particular offense."
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14
Another Burbank.

Florist-This rubber plant II cheap
ct the price.
Lady-Why s0f
Florist-If your husband Is smart he
can grow his swn automobile ureas-
Boston Transcript
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14
How Trap Nests Are Used.

One nest should be provided for four
TO FIVE hens kept in fiocks Of fifty or
more, while more trap nests per hen
are necessary in smaller focks. The
hens are banded with numbered bands,
and record is kept of their egg pro-
ductlon. The nests should be visited
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14
TRAP NEST SIMPLE
They Are Of Much Value in Weed
ing Out Poor Layers.
MUCH LABOR IS NECESSARY
Particularly Important In Increasing
Eoo Yield Of Flock by Facilitating
Selection OF Best Breeding
Specimens.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture.)
Although trap nests are not used ex-
tensively, because of the large amount
Of labor required to operate them,
when their use is practicable they are
Of value in wedding out poor layers
and increasing the average egg yield Of
a flock by facilitating selection and
breeding
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14
Not So Bad.

"John went to get a marriage L.
cense and got u dog license by mis-
take"
mot so much Of a mistake when
you come 70 think Of married mans
life"
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Exactly.

Learned Theorist-What do you
think of this study of the language of
the simiansf
Plain Citizen-I think II is all mon
key business.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14

The man who thinks he knows 1t all
Is generous. you'll agree;
He wants mankind. both great and small.
To be as wise as he.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-03-14

"Ever see a mermaid. Peter"
"Yaas."
"what did she look liker
"Oh l d'no-rather like a lady cut
decollety, with a hobble shirt around
her propeller.s