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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14
OFFICE HELP.

A secretarlal course or course In
business ard personal leadership. should
appeal 20 every young man and woman
today. THE KELLEY BUSINESS
SCHOOL teaches these popular subjects
in connection with the regular stenOg
raphic and commercial subjects. Call
and get "A list OF the subjects you may
study az this school Begin a course any
day Don't delay. Enroll now. Kelley
Business school, 20 +. Wayne St
Phones: Bell a43: Home. Psi; res.
phone Bell 24o4. SsC'-n
THE THOMAS SCHOOL HIGH
GRADE-THE BEST American Trust
Bldg Mich. x Wash Bell Z9O6, Home
221O
OUR STENOGRAPHIC AND BOOK
KEEPING COURSES ARE so AR
RANGED, That You May Begin at Any
Time
WE GIVE THE BEST BUSINESS ED
UCATION. And Place You In The Right
Position.
SPECIAL CIVIL SERVICE DICTA-
TON CLASS IL NIGHT SCHOOL. For
Those Preparing For Government Posi-
tiOns Or Better Business Positions.
WE INVITE YOU To CALL And Have
A Talk With Us, As To The Many OPP
portunities. For Those Securing y Bust
ness Education. 9434-17
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

Dealings with any OF above
companies are guaranteed by the {
Indiana Association. 5
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

WANTED-TO buy popcorn that will
pop, best price paid. LaSale Theater
1S 5. Michigan ST., South Bend, Ind.
7717- II
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14
STOCKS AND BONDS.

CASH paid for Liberty Bonds Room
- J. N. :. Bldg. south BEND Hours
4311. $3.50 IL
STOCKS AND BONDS-We buy Liberty
bonds $50 500, 500 81 go [. $4,000
Cash by return mail Henderson and
Co, Bankers. lis y. LaSane st. Chicago.
81 90
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14
PERSONALS.

LIBERTY BONDS-We buy Liberty
Bonds for cash from persons forced to
sell Based on y. Y. Stock Exchange
prices. Room 423 J. VI. s. Bldg Hours 9
TO u; / 10 . and evenings . 10 ;. Bell
4311. 93G0-lT
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14
BUSINESS PERSONALS.

y. c. FELTON,. AuctiOneer. Graduate OF
Jones National school OF AuctiOneers.
Phone or wire at my expense. Phone
81 Oh Klondike. H. r. 2, Bremen.
General farm sales, pure bred live stock
and real estate. SS32- II
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

WANTED-NIen 90 work in lumber yard
and shipping room Apply FurclIsiEs
Dept. Birdsell Mfg co. 9II5-lj
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

WANTED boy 90 deliver groceries
cor y Michigan 81 g143-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

MONEY To NLOAN n $40 on farms
Why pay more Carr Bros pa
Farmers Trust Bldg II. s517. h 753
5l-G-- z
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

WANTEp-NI1u O. serve established tea
route salary and commission Apply
bis s. Michigan So 9l3S-1l
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

g. and proht sharing E1udS Local
representative wanted % assist sales
man Give fun information about self jn
answer Address. Trust Co. care Box
e. - News-I1me g1g6-16
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

Csed ears bought ana coid TX, .usive
gent for Haynes ears. Nikart. New
place. 1924 K Colfax av. Bell pa
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

FOR SAIE-BaSc burner. soft coal heat
er, small cook stove. 1907 So. Michigan.
9T9I- l.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

FOR SALE-Smith Form = Ford III
ton truck. Closed body. All I'm first
class shape. Call Bell phone $3.50
s92G- Z
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14
HOUSEKEEPING huOMS FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-NIodern furnished house
Keeping rooms downstairs Private en-
trance Inquire at 22S y. LAFAYETTE
Blvd 9736-l4
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WANT ADS 81 8: g.
lost SID FOUND.

LOST-M0udIy afternoon. % red FOX fur
Liberal reward. Return 90 151 Shcr-
man av b. T.. 2Jss g7g-14
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14
AUTOS. MOTORS. BICYCLES.

FOR SALE-191S Buick Z. > passeuger
good concition, looks good Bell phone
j4l3. g194-16
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14
LIVE STOCK FOR SALE.
LOANS ANO 1-LAIN NOTEs.
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St LOAN COMPANIES IS
81 Listed uadsr this neN1inE are mem Is
~ osts or IadAna ASs0clatiod Of Losn IL
50 Brokers Dea4lRgs Will Gay Of theae Il
y are guaranteed % tho Association Is
i FURNfTUkE AMI LIVE STOCK a.
IS NO diterence wHERK you have 81
s bad loans or what yor TaGt the IS
S@ MONEY TOR. -
SIS CALL AND SEE Us 81
50 Our businesS 10 conducted On the SIS
! lheOEy t4lst right treatment keeps IS
) the business growing. -
S. loans FkOM $40 TO $500 IS
- IAN We palu DaSk IA monthly In "a
- stAIInenIs, 1.On / ~ - EO1ths. 50
50 plus Srs percent Interest - an ~
SIS kEAEABkR IS
ft There u NJ ChkkIiE for our 90
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IS Home Phone GOO. Bell Phone ISls SIS
IS SEA,UkITI LOAN CO. IS
~ RVem II, 1. y. " h. bloG. -
81 Opposite New Studebaker Bldg. IS
50 Cor Washington ana Main. II
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SSIsEsSsssSssSasSsaSsSsssSsssSsS
y OUR MONEY NEVER y
- Runs OUI. -
~ Little debts cause more worry ~
- thah large ones. because you are ~
~ expected to meet them promptly. -
~ We prepare you Ior Just such p
- emergencies. ~
y FOR EXAMPLE: -
- 5000 CUSIS UNLl $3.50 -
- FOR -FOUR MONTHS. ~
~ Or II you need more money ana -
~ want longer time We viii loan you -
- any amount up 70 S0OOUU aud give -
- you - mouths time 10 repay II you -
~ desire. We Loan on Pianos, House -
~ hold Goods, etc. -
= PROIiDENT LOAN CO., :
~ Cor. Wayne and Michigan sts. ~
- (Over JJy ClOthiers). -
- Home Phone 900. bell phone 1893 p
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S$$$SSSSSSySS$SSsSSSS$$SSSSSSSSS -
- THE y
~ STEADY GROWTH -
~ or this company Is the best eY ~
- idence OF the service II renders TO ~
~ the people who need small sums -
~ from time TO time. They get the ~
~ money in a few hours, and WITH -
~ OUT having 10 bother about get -
- dug endorsers. -
~ AOur own resources -FURNI- -
IS TURE, PIANO. LIVE STOCK, ~
- AUTO, etc. is all the security we -
~ ask. Legal chatteI rate 3h&o per -
s. month. Terms OF loan made to -
~ suit you. Faster you pay-less 1t -
IS costs. Call and get booklet which -
- describes everything fully. -
* Bell 1146; Home GI7. -
IS STATE LOAN COMPANY, s.
~ Capital $5OOO0.OO. $
IS Suite 3, Merchants Bank Bldg. I'll s.
IS y. Michigan ST., South Bend. Ind. -
- Dealings with any OF above 81
Sc companies are guaranteed by the IS
s. Indiana Association. 81
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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

FOR RENT-Nodern furnished rooms
and suite OF light housekeeping rooms.
1o- So ST Joe St. g1S1-2O
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14
FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS.

FOR SALE-A small steam heating plant
for small bungalow, , radiators. steam
boiler. all valves. pipe and fittings. and
blueprint instructions FOR installing.
Would cost $500 at present prices. and
Will sell complete outfit for $40. and II
necessary. viii give time on part OF this
price. WhitcOmb X Keller Farmers
Trust Bldg q
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

LOST OR STRAYEb-Youug bag horse
with white face and two white legs
Cali Home phone 1900 on Bell 1905
014O-1J
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

We have the most complete stock OF used
FORD cars in Indiana
ROadsters, touring cars and trucks
Prices as low as $1,000. Come in and ask
Us about our easy payment plan. Hinkle
Motor Co. 227 y. Lafayette St g3q1 n
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

LOST Gold hiagree pin with sap
phire setting Reward offered. Return
10 1902 AIisnaWaka ay. or coli Bell phone.
Mishawaka, COZ gTG3-14.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

1-191T Dodge Bros. Touring Car.
1-19l6 Dodge Bros. Touring Car
1-191T Dodge bros Touring Car, with
winter top.
Ibis Chevrolet Touring Car.
Buick Touring Car.
2-Ford Deliveries
1-1916 Cadillac Touring Car.
1-19l7 Ford Touring Car.
Cadillac Motor Sales Co. 213-15-11 South
Lafayette st. 9445-10
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

FOR RENT - Two modern furnished
rooms for light housekeeping. Three
doors from car line CSC Allen st.
91J3-f
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

TOR SALE-24 ). c. White leghorn
hens. Purdue strain. Call Home phone
1862 1872 1G
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

IOST-Wbite English Bull Terrier. Ans
wers % name Of Bob Wearing black
harness. Call Bell J.iJf. 3t62- I'D
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14
HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS.

FOR RENT-Three rooms nicely furnish
ed for light housekeeping Steam heat
Private entrance Walking distance OF
town and Studebaker's Mrs Rowe. TO3
Lincoln Way East. Bell 1870. 9429- n
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

A lady whc has nad experience and
can give references would Ike posi-
ton as collector. Call Home phone
S5f7 934J-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

WANTED Position b7 middle aged lady
as companion % widow or elderly
lady. Address s. G. s.. cure Y. W q =.
947J-1:
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14
CHIRorOl :.
DO IOU KNOW THAT.
STORE ROOMS ron RENT.

FOR RENT-LOwer part off two story
building blocks from center Of
town; fine location for grocery. garage
or storage house. situated on lot 10Ox
s. feet II interested write Box Tia
care News-Times and consult with
owner 1884 Il
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

FOR SALE-Printing plant cylinder.
paper cutter and 2-hOrsepOwer motor.
VIII sell motor separate. Address Box
Mp. News-Times 9IT9-17
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14
FOR EXCHANGE.

FOR ENCHANGE-Good city property
for equity in farm. AChille Colpaert
Engledrum Bldg, Mishawaka. Home
phone Isl 1914
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-14

FOR EXCHANGES farm north OF
South Bend. S-rOom house. bank barn
and other buildings. VIII accept i'm
proved property in ny 'DCatiOu.
HASTINGS,
Office open evenings
Bell 211. Home GAO. $685. e
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-08-02

With Hop, Skip and Jump.-A
trench newspaper published by one Of
the British divisions in Palestine
gives the following account Of an un-
usual feat by British airplane in the
fighting zone:
"One Of our aviators was forced by
engine trouble to land ten miles inside
the Turkish lines. His engine was mis-
firing, but produced sufficient power
for taking and short hops, but not
for flights. Presumably the valves Of
two or three cylinders had broken or
stuck.
But the pilot did not give up hope,
and succeeded in taking the whole
way to the British lines over the level
sand. On the way he crossed Turk
ish encampment and his undercar-
riage brought away a clothes line and
q number Of Turkish shirts. The pilot
was attacked by several detatchments
armed with rifles and machine guns.
but they invariably fed when he char
ged on them with his gun. Two or
three German airplanes dived and
fired bursts at him, but luckily
hit no vital part"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-08-02
Humorous Department

Praying Under oiffieuIties.-An old
man In Georgia named Jack BALDWIN,
having lost his hat in an old dry well
one day, hitched rope 10 stump
and Let himself down.
A wicked wag named Neal. drtach-
ing a bell from I5aldwin's Old blind
horse. approached the well. bell IN
hand. and began TO tin-a-ling.
Jack thought the horse was coming
and said:
Hang the old blind horse. He's
coming this way sure. He amt got
no more sense than to fall in on me.
Whoa. Ball" The sound came closer.
Great Jcrusalcm. The old blind fool
will be- right on top of nv in min
ute. Whoa. Ball. Whoahaw. Ball.
Neal kicked little dirt on Jacks
head and Jack began to pray
"Oh. Lord. have mercy on-Whoa'
F,nII--a poor sinncr-l'm gone now.
Whoa. HALL, Our Father who art in
Whoa Kall-hallowcd be thy-ticc.
Ball, gee Whatll | do? Now | lay
me down TO sl-Gct. Ball
Just then In fell more dirt. "Oh.
Lord. II you ever intend to do any
thing for mc--Iiack. BALL. Oh. hotI,
you know | was baptized in Smiths
mill dUwn--Whoa, Ball! iio. up! Muir
der. Whoa"
Neal could hold in no longer and
shouted Il laugh which might have
been heard two miles, which was
about ~ far az Jack chased him when
he got out.-Augusta Herald.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-08-02
HAD THE AMMUNITION
Allies Capture Immense Quantities o'
German War Material.

German War Material.
The tremendous stores Of ammuni-
ton found by the Franco-American
troops in the forests of Fere and Ris.
leads officers to believe that the Allied
offensive nipped in the bud German
plans for a momentous drive upon
Epernay.
The forests and the surrounding
country north Of the Marne were vir-
tually one great arsenal for German
ammunition Of all kinds, big gun
shells being particularly numerous.
At places on the edge Of the woods
there were large shells stacked like
cordwood over large areas.
Thousands Of these shells were in
tended for the German 210-millimeter
guns, only a few Of which have been
captured. The Americans assume that
the Germans withdrew many OF these
guns and that others intended for the
great drive had not yet arrived when
the Allied offensive began.
All through the forests the Ameri-
cans came upon ammunition depots.
at some places moro than an acre OF
ground being covered with shells OF
all calibers. Some Of tho smaller
shells being labeled "for immediate
USE" Along the road everywhere. and
even In the open places. the shells
were camoufased with Limbs Of trees.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-08-02
DELINQUENT TAX SALES

THE following described property
l. will be sold at Public Auction be-
fore the York Courthouse Door on
MONDAY, AUGUST s. (Salesday) for
the purpose of satisfying executions is
sued on account OF unpaid State and
County taxes:
/. Estate of John Campbell-Lot
and building in Rock. Hill. s. c., on
Whitener avenue, bounded by lots OF
George Pickett, Betty Knox, First
Trust and Savings Bank. Taxes. penal
ties ana COStS ........... ........--.....$ l'Vo
5. ID. Couser-Lot and building in
Rock Hill, s. c., on Railroad avenue.
bounded by lots Of D. A. Johnson. A.
NJ. T.. Zion church. Taxes, penalties
anu COSlS ....-~o'o
3. ]. NJ. Sims-107 acres of land In
Kings Mountain township, near Bat
tleground, bounded by lands OF Gail
braith Hambright, P. Goforth. Taxes,
penalties and costs
Terms Of Sale: CASH.
F. E. QUINN, S. Y. c.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-08-02
ESTATE AGENCY
FOR SALE

82 Acrcs-Of good, level lar.!. with
Groom house. Joining Flo.d Jacksons
Store place. 1t Is No. 1 F,rm.
ID. NJ. Parrott-Place. 1-2 miles
from Glover: on Glover road: 300
acres; 6-r dwelling: Ar tenant
houses. VIII sell as n whole or In
two tracts. Priced right.
Room IIouse-On 81 acres OF
good land. on Howell's Ferry road, 3
miles from Courthouse
11S Acres Iand-6-r dwelling, 3-r
tenant house, 1-2 mile OF Zion church
and school.
200 Acres-Of saw timber and wood
land, within mile Of Zion church. Saw
timber worth price Of whole tract.
Two Vacant Lots-90x300 and look
225 feet, on Kings Mountain street.
building Bot-60x225 feet, on west
side Wright avenue.
1877 Acrcs-7-room dwelling; ten
ant houses. Known as the Will Wal
lace Place. miles south OF Yorkville.
Level land.
j. +. Kell Propcrty-7-foom dwell
ing: 1-2 acre lot on East Liberty
street, Yorkville.
lot-Near Graded schoOl-9O fe3t
front; 200 feet deep. On shady side OF
the street. See me about 1t.
c. F. SHERER. Real Estate.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-08-02
From the roadways skirting the for

From the roadways skirting the for
est in every patch Of wood shells were
visible. Every clump Of trees or
shrubbery sheltered shells Of various
calibers. Some OF the depots were de-
voted entirely to big shells and others
extensively TO projectiles Of smaller
sizes. projectiles and cartridges for
machine guns and rifles. From the
roadway near the forests edges, mile
after mile Of cases of rifle cartridges
were seen. winding in and out and
following the tree lines like fences.
The Allies are planning systematic
against the Germans.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-08-02

A new spirit is observable in the
comments Of the japanese press on
the fighting on the western front. The
press is no longer dominated by the
idea OF the invincibility OF trained
militarism, owing to the essential
weakness Of the hastily levied armies
Of the democratic nations. Still more
is the determined spirit of the latter
being slowly recognized, and there
can be no better Allied Propaganda in
Japan than such reports as have been
filtering through from France In the
last few weeks
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-08-02
MY SODA FOUNTAIN
CHOICE FRUITS
NOTICE

NOTICE is hereby given that the un-
~ dersIgned will on the goth day OF
August, 1918. make application to Clo-
yer Cotton Oil ar ] Ginning Co., Of Clo-
yer, s. c., for a new certificate for
five shares Of stock (or their present
equivalent), in place of Certificate
No. 8. for five shares issued to the un-
dersigncd on October LIST, 1909. which
said Certin cate has been lost or de-
stroyed.
HERBERT L WRIGHT.
July 5-54 OF
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-08-02

Having a Good Time-What consti-
tutes recreation depends. of course. on
the point of view. Here is that Of a
certain small citizen in school for
dependent children. He wrote TO his
father thus:
I'VE are having good time here
now. Nr. Jones broke his leg and can't
work. We went on n picnic and II
rained and we all got wet. Many
children here are sick with mumps.
Mr. smith fell off of the wagon and
broke his ribs. but he can work lit
tie. The man that Is digging the deep
well whipped US boys with a buggy
whip because We threw sand In his
machine. and made black and blue
marks on 1t. Harry cut his finger
badly. We are all very happy.
Everybody's Magazine.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-08-02
A Perfect Evening SpoiIed.-"Isn't

- FeFToCt CNcH'HS SPoheo' -"
IL glorious here?' she exclaimed when
the waiter had taken their order.
do you think so?" he replied.
Its perfectly lovely. Everything is
In such beautiful harmony-the foun-
tain. the trees. the swaying lanterns.
the music-cvcrything is ideal. IT'S
like Fairylund.'
I'm glad you like IT,"
I'm simply enchanted. Doesn't 1t
make you f.cl as if you had stepped
out of the everyday world into some
thing strange and ncw?'
Not bit"
What's the matter? You don't seem
To hc enjoying yourself"
MY boss Is sitting at the third
table over there TO your left. and |
can tell by his look that he's wonder
ing how I can afford to blow myself
at place like this."-Dayton News.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-08-02

- Mrs. Pcnn-They say the streets
In Roston are frightfully crooked.
Mr.. Hub-Thcy are. Why. do you
know, when first went there ! could
hardly find my way around.
That must bc embarrassing"
1t In. The first week | was there
wanted to get rid Of an old cat We
had. and my wife got me to take II
to the river a mile away"
And you lost the cat all right"
Lost nothing. I never would have
found my way home IL l hadn't fol-
lowed the cat"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-08-02
THE CALL FOR NURSES

There is Need For Many Thousands
Of Them.
The American Armys urgent need
of nurses provides a new opportunity
for patriotic service by women be-
tween the ages of nineteen and thirty
five. BY Jan. next as Surgeon Gen.
eral Gorgas points out, $4,000 graduate
nurses will be required for war service.
OF this number only $4,000 have been
secured, and to recruit the full quota
it will be necessary to deplete the hos
pitals and to take nurses from the
home care OF the sick. These vacancies
must be filled, and hence tho call for
young women to be student nurses and
make 1t possible for the hospitals to
maintain their efficiency.
This OF course will mean nursing on
q peace basis. There will be none OF
the glamour Of the military service
about 1t and it will include no immed'
late trip to France or care Of soldiers
wounded in field hospitals. 1t will In.
volve in general only the prosaic fea.
lures of nursing. But will not the ap.
peal to American womanhood prove
all the more persuasive In the circum-
stances? AS Gen. Gorgas says. II can.
not conceive of a more valuable ser,
vice, a more womanly service. I car
give every girl who enrolls in the Stu
dent Nurse Reserve my personal as
surance that she is making herself
count, and I should be ashamed Of
any woman who did not long with al
her heart and soul to make herself
count in the defeat Of Germany"
That Is the great point. They also
will serve nobly who by becoming
student nurses release graduate nurses
for field service.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-08-02

Fellow Feeiins.-The new Swedish
cook, who had come into the house
hold during the holidays. asked Of her
mistress: Where bane your son? I
not seeing hem round no more"
my SOM" replied. the mistress
pridefully. ""Oh. he has gone back to
Yale. I miss him dreadfully though"
"Yes. / know yoost how you feel.
Ny brother. he bane In Jail saix times
sence THANKSGIVING
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-08-02
FRUIT JARS

MASON'S FRUIT JARS in Half Gal
Ions, Quarts and Pints.
EXTRA TOPS and Extra RUBBERS
for Fruit Jars.
Better put up some Fruit and have
something to eat next winter.
BE SURE no SEE US
About those CEDAR SHINGLES. We
can save you money on them. Also see
us for Ceiling. Flooring, Weather
boarding, Doors, Sash. Blinds-in fact
everything you need to build or repair
a house.
MAKE YOUR MOLASSES-
We have Cane Mills and Boilers in
stock.
We have Turnip Seeds.
YORK SUPPLY COMPANY
Wholesale and Retail.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-08-02

Nothing Doins.-An old negro went
to the office Of the commissioner OF
registration in a Mississippi town and
applied for registration papers.
What Is your name?" asked the Of
ficial.
George Washington" was the re-
ply.
well. George. are YOU the man
who cut down the cherry tree?"
mo sab, I amt de man. amt done
no work for nigh onto year
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-08-02

81 Farmer Hawbuck. who never
had been any too considerate about
bringing the livestock In before dark,
kept arriving at the corral later and
later each evening. Finally his wife's
patience began to break.
Hiram" she exclaimed. lit takes
you twice as long to drive in the pigs
as II used to-
II know IT," replied Farmer Haw-
buck. You wouldn't expect me to
speak harsh to lot Of creatures
worth $50 apiece, would you?"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-08-02

Suspieious-A Wall street man tells
this story OF n well known financier
noted alike for his perspfcacity and
his closcfistcdncss:
Two promoters once called on him
to try to arouse his interest in GER
tain scheme of theirs. They talked to
him about an hour. Then they took
their leave. having been told that he
would let them know his decision in Il
few days.
Il believe we've got him." said the
first promoter hopefully on the way
uptown.
81 don't know" said the other. "Hc
seems very suspicious"
Suspicious echoed the first.
What makes you think he is sus-
picious?"
Didn't you notice" was the reply,
how he counted his fingers after
had shaken hands with him."