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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-02-08

Council 40. 497, United Commercial
Travellers, meets first Saturday even
ing in each month in Maccabee Hall.
l. z. Bennett, Sec'y.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-02-08

Pyttian Sisters-Mountatn City Tenn
pie No. 5, meets every second and
fourth Tuesday evening IN b OF r
Han IN the Fleming Building. Mile
K Exams. n. Of r. and G.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-02-08

Daughters of Rebekah-West Virginia
Lodge No. Ga. Meets every Monday
right at 1880 o'clock at Odd Fellows
Hall
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1918-02-08

LioraTy Assoeiation-The Board Of DE-
rcctors Of the Fairmont Public Lii
trary Association meets in the Library
Parlor the first Monday evening OF
each month at 7:S0 O'Clock. Tue OFF,
GERS are: President, Mrs. n. R. e.
Morrow; vice president. Mrs. George
DeBoIt; secretary and treasurer, Mrs.
!. Walter Barnes. Other members OF
the board are: Mrs. Jennie EngIe. Mrs.
francis L. Nichols, Mrs. Charles Baird
AiitcheII and B. L. Butcher.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1918-05-30

BY Our Own Correspondent

Mr. and Mrs. Glen Mccarthy hav,
moved from Riverdale to their farm
near Crystal Lake.
BON to Mr.. and Mrs r. d. Holme.
Monday, May p, a son.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clair Reid and daugh-
ter are spending a week with rela-
tives at Toledo.
! Miss Hazel Green of Isabella coun-
~ was guest of Mrs. Norman
Brownridge Monday.
Miss leila VanAlstne was home
from Mt. Pleasant Normal over Sun
day.
! VIM. Parks of Alma spent Sun
day with his parents.
Reports which are coming in from
the different committees of the Red
Cross drive indicate success from the
start and there is no doubt that the
entire county will top the quota in
this wonderful organization which is
doing so much for humanity.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Reynolds of Lam
sing were the over Sunday guests of
Mrs. Rebecca Shanks.
Mrs. VIM. Lapaugh was called to
Elsie last week on account of the ill
ness Of her sister.
Mrs VIM. Lapaugh and Mrs. High
field spent last Thursday in Sumner.
the guests Of Mrs. Richard Lang.
Miss Juanita Sutton of Alma was
an over Sunday guest of Mr.. and Mrs.
VIM. Horton
Mrs. Nettie Rose left last week
Thursday to spend several weeks with
relatives at Ubley.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Locey and
Miss Annabel Black were st. Louis
visitors Wednesday,
Mrs. Mary Whitney and Miss Le-
one Talon spent several days last
week with Mr.. and Mrs VIM. Brad
ley.
Miss Esther Horton, who has been
teaching school near Wheeler, is
spending her vacation with her pa
rents, Mr.. and Mrs VIM. Horton
Mr.. and Mrs. Kress have moved
from Alma and are living in the JAS
Schneppe house south Of town.
Mrs. Patrick O'Brien and daugh-
ter, Katie. of St. Louis were visitors
at the Deaner farm last week.
The Riverdale Red Cross society
will meet at the school house for the
balance of the summer. Chas. Chase
and Mrs. Chas. Wolfgang are new
members.
Mrs. Otis Wilbur and baby and
Miss Helen Langdon Of Alma spent
several days last week with Mrs. r.
LaMay.
Or. and Mrs. Highfeld were in AL
ma last Thursday attending a meet
ing of the Gratiot- Isabella Clare
Medical society.
Mrs. Rosa of North Wheeler spent
several davs last week with her
daughter, Mrs w F.. Swope.
Oliver Jacques who has been seri-
ously i'll with pneumonia is improv-
inV nicely.
Mrs. Melvin Bulge and daughter
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1918-05-30
BUY 1T NOW
Fuel Administration Says Shortage
Will be Great Next Winter.

The United States fuel administra-
ton continues to send out warnings
of the threatened fuel shortage this
next winter, and asks that the people
lay in their supply of coal this sum-
mer.
Local dealers are stocking their
yards just as rapidly as possible 50
that the people Of Alma may secure
their coal during the summer months
and thus be prepared for next winter.
and those desiring coal, especially
hard coal, should get their applica-
tions in with their dealer just as soon
as possible.
Attention is also called 10 the fact
that this next winter coal will 10. 10
available from the Republic ror from
the city, it is said.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1918-05-30

Of Ann Arbor are guests of Mr. and
Mrs. John Hall
Miss Julia Adams Of Alabama
spent Monday and Tuesday with Mr..
and Mrs. Jack Mobo.
Basil hobart was nome from St.
Louis Monday evening
Mrs. Carrie Talon and the Misses
Iva, Rhea and Leone Talon Of St.
Louis were Sunday guests of Mr..
and Mrs. VIM. Bradley.
Miss Rosemond Clark is spending
her summer vacation with her pa
rents near Stanton.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1918-05-30
For a Sprained Ankle

As soon as possible after the injury
is received get bottle of Chamber
lain's Liniment and follow the plain
printed directions which accompany
the bottle.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1918-05-30

Geraldine Farrar in "Thc Devil
Stone"--Idlehour, Sunday.-adv.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
ICE PRICES TO BE
FIXED BY u. S

Fixed price on ice Is to be set by the
government in the near future accord
ing to information received by H s.
Morris. manager of the Hammond Pure
Ice Company in Hammond in an inter
view with a Times reporter. this morn
ing.
we are not, going to set any fixed
price on ice until we hear something
definite OF the government" said Mr.
Morris. Il understand that the govern
ment has been making an investigation
of some Of the ice plants and from
what / can learn. will set a uniform
price on ice all over the country. in
the very near future
When asked If the Hammond Pure
Ice Company had raised its price one
dollar a thousand. as was reported Mr..
Norris replied. we tried that out some
time ago but at present We have gone
back to our old scale until we hear
from the government. We have done
away with the old custom Of selling
books at 30 cents hundred pounds
and our price is now so cents straight
per hundred pounds TO private con-
sumers. To the wholesalers we have
fixed price at rs and 80 cents a hun
dred
I think" said Mr.. Norris. that the
price fixed by the government will be
about the same as we are now selling
to the private consumer while the price
to the wholesaler viii be little less
than that"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
THINK He DON'T
HURRY ON HIS PANTS?
'Salesmanager Of Overland
Closes up a Prospect for
New Car at Midnight.

You never can tell"
That is what Sales Manager NJ. C.
Evans of the Overland-Tyler Company
says:
The statesmen Of the company since
the opening of their much-needed
establishment a month ago have sold
cars at all times and places. but new
experience befeH them last week.
Saturday morning L. L. Bates of
East Chica go, came to Hammond to look
a automobiles. He went to the Ov-
erland-Tyler display rooms. corner Of
Morton court and State street. where
he looked over their fine lot of Over
lands and knights and finally
picked out an Overland that he liked.
but said that he would not buy until
he had seen all the other cars in
Hammond.
That night after II o'clock when Mr..
Evans was in bed, his phone rong
Business Of answering phone.
This is Mr.. Bates. I want that car
looked at this morning and I'm anx-
ious to close up for it now
Sure you can" said Evans I'll
get into my clothes and come down
right away"
So Sunday morning Mr.. Bates was
riding in his new car as proud as
Johnny with new pair of boots.
A rrRPRTy zoNp
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
SHOCKING
ACCIDENT

Floyd Meyer. a young man employed
at the plant of the Interstate Iron 6.
Steel Co. East Chicago. was unfortunate
enough to have his right hand cut off
while working last Saturday
Mr.. Meyers home is in Kirkland. Ind,
and his mother came at once to be with
him for n few days. He IS now at st.
Margaret's hospital In Hammond.
The young man has offered himself
several times for service in the u. S.
army but was turned down each time
upon physical examination which show
cd a little heart trouble. He has been
taking good care of himself and special
treatment in hopes that he would soon
be able to pass the necessary examina-
tion. This accident will blast his hopes
for war service il seems unfortunate
that it wasn't some Stacker instead of a
loyal patriot if the industrial toll had
to have somebody to satisfy it's rapaci-
Gus lust for victims.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
HURRAH! VOLUNTEERS
AGAIN LEAVE HAMMOND
The Town Is Back on the
Recruiting Map-Keep
1t Up, Boys.

Indianapolis. Troy. n. Y. LaMoille
wherever that IT.. Indiana Harbor
and a town in Alabama have responded
to Sergeant Welch's plea for volun-
teers In with the crowd are two from
Hammond which leaves the per centage
in Hammond's favor.
One of those to enlist IS Gilbert
Howell. 102 East Williams street who
volunteered last April in the engineer
account Of an impediment in his speech.
After his discharge Gilbert served as
instructor in a military school in
Texas. but this was tame to him after
his experience in the regular army.
What hurt the loyal soldier most was
to see his regiment 90 to France with
out him Although he has discharge
that exempts him from all military
duty he is going to try it again.
Sergeant Welch's report follows: De-
parted.
Elmer Is Canary. Indianapolis; Al
Ian T. Smith. Troy, n. y; William
Stevan. Alabama.
Those leaving today:
Harry E. Festermaker. Walkerton,
Ind; Raymond L. Porlier. Hammond.
Tomorrow:
Thomas II. Quinn, LaMoille. Ind. John
II Callahan. Indiana Harbor
AS boys IS to Fl are to be drafted
after June when they register. now IS
the accepted time to enlist.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
HARBOR
RED CROSS
To BUILD
Patterning After the Ham
mond Idea, Ind. Harbor
Will Put Up Hall.

The Red Cross Chapter OF Indiana
Harbor is going TO have q home. Such
was the decision arrived at during the
conference of the Civilian Relief Com
mittee last Saturday. Sustaining the
chapters reputation for rapidity and ef-
fectiveness. plans are already made for
this home to be complete in every detail
by Saturday night Of this week. Such
preliminary work as grading. excayating
and plumbing for the steam heating sys-
TEN will be completed by Friday night
the cooperation of the building trades
will go up as if by magic on Saturday.
Hammond has shown that it is posi-
bic to construct a good sized building
in one day. Indiana Harbor will profit
BY Hammond's experience and between
building S0x100 #. partitioned into sew
eral roms. equipped with electric lights
and steam heat finished on the outside
with stucco. topped by a flag pole and
liberty bell and costing ordinarily 1920.
Patriotic Day Will thus be deferred
twenty-four hours and will be observed
on Saturday instead of Friday.
All the captains In charge of the work
have been appointed and every hour vol
unteers are Offering their services to
help the good work along. Frank Orth
Will donate the brick. Burns Pollock.
under A J. Burns. will do the electrical
work The washington Lumber and Coal
frOD+frVed Dr page Sever,
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
THE WAR COSTS
ENGLAND DEARLY

TUNITEo PRESS CABLEGRAMI
LONDON. April 22-Andrew Bonar
Law. chancellor of the exchequer. pre-
sented a record breaking budget in the
house of commons this afternoon
The Chancellor estimated the vote
.of credit for the coming year would
total sl2.75O 100000. as compared with
actual expenditures last year of S12.-
OI5 600 600
Germany's war expenditures are SAL
250,0oO daily, almost the same as ours. "
Bonar Law said.
The war debt OF Germany. he said.
is $40. 600. .0oO. 900.
The income tax will be raised from
five shillngs to six shillings per pound.
The liquor tax Will be doubled and the
tobacco tax increased thirty per cent.
Luxuries Will be taxed two pence per
shilling. The House Committee will de-
eide what constitutes luxuries.
Buy bonds rnd shorten the war.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
EAST CHICAGO
FLIRTING WITH
CITY OF GARY
Amalgamation With Gary
Probable If Hammond
Is Unresponsive.

Hammond Is awakening TO the neces-
sity of meeting East Chicago halfway
in the negotiations for the amalgama-
ton of the two cities IN order to offset
the overtures OF Gary TO the Twin Cit
les. Already political alliances have
been built between East Chicago and
Gary that will prove fatal TO Ham
mond in case those cities merge.
East Chicago prefers to merge with
Hammond because the two cities are
closer together and the advantages
greater But II will be forced to marry
Gary IL Hammond continues TO prove
a dilatory lover. East Chicago must
have a place for its people to live. es-
peciaIly the business professional and
heads OF industries class Having their
business in East Chicago these people
cannot live elsewhere because they
would not only lose their votes in city
elections OF that town but become ex-
patriots
For several years Hammond has nirt-
ed with East Chicago. Now the latter
demands to know what his intentions
are. In fact there is a lurking sus-
picion on the part Of the Twin Cities
about Hammond's sincerity. That there
is no ground for this would be useless
to deny except by the action taken Fri
day night by the Hammond amalgama-
tion committee which voted to make
an immediate issue Of amalgamation.
There is no reason why the voters
should not decide this year-wfthin a
few months. If Hammond voters fav-
or amalgamation and East Chicago
turns 1t down then East Chicago viii
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
HONOR FLAGS
FUR ALL LAKE
Cd. CITIES
Presentation of Emblems
of Liberty Loan at
Hammond Friday.

Lake county's quota IL $1,000, 900
and to date 1t has raised S4,56e,75o,
not counting Gary steel company
subscriptions and those of hundreds
Of workmen, still unreported.
County Liberty Loan Chairman II. G..
Hay. jr.. today announced that presenta-
tion of honor flags will be made TO every
Liberty Loan city and subdivision in
Lake county. the ceremony to take place
at Hammond next Friday afternoon ~at
Liberty temple. The county celebration
Will be on Friday
Flags to pe awarded by the secretary
Of the treasury vii go to Hammond.
Gary East Chica go-Indiana Harbor,
Whiting. Crown Point and the smaller
subdivisions. including Hobart
Although Hobart is officially below its
quota the county loan officials realize
that some 200 or 300 of its workrnen
have bought bonds through the Gary
steel plants. so Hobart is to be honored.
In statement to THE TINES Attorney
r r Peddicord of Hobart today said
that the town has already taken $4,000
worth-s10.000 below quota and that the
town is going over the top with flying
colors
Chairman Meeter reported from High
lands that Highland and Munster is still
going. having registered $4,000 worth
of sales Their quota is $1,000.
-BUr A LIBERTY BoSD TO-DAY
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
AUSTRALIAN
GRAIN SHIPPED

WASHINGTON. April 22-Millions OF
bushels Of Australian wheat will soon
be pouring into Pacific ports to relieve
American grain for Europe.
Negotiations with Japan and Scan
danavian countries for shipping now
practically completed. viii permit load
ing of over one and one-half million
bushels Of Australian wheat a month
on the California coast it was learned
today 1t will enable
Food Administrator Hoover to ship 3
million bushels of wheat to relieve the
starvation conditions in Belgium.
Next to the troop movement. food is
getting the right Of way. American
wheat shipments to Europe arc made
entirely from the savings BY conser-
vation from normal consumption.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22

WILL GIVE
KAISER HIS
ON FRIDAY
Liberty Loan Chairman H. G. Hay
Of Gary TO Preside at
Monster Night Meeting,
FEATURES OF
CELEBRATION

Features of Lake County's big
patriotic demonstration at Ham
mond next Friday so far sure
are:
Chilly Sunday giving the Kais-
er hell.
GFamous Great Lakes Nava.
Band.
GJackies Crack Drill Company.
GMonster County parade.
G. Mobilization of Honor Flags.
GLiberty Hall Jubilee at night.
G Illuminations.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
10000 SOCKS NEEDED
BY RAINBOW SOLDIERS

An S. O. S. call has been sounded for
more socks for the soldiers. II is an
nounced that the Rainbow division is in
need of 10000 pairs. The Rainbow cheer
society. which is interested in seeing that
the boys in this famous lighting unit Of
the national army shall not want for
those things which will add to their
comfort. is urging every woman in the
city to devote every spare moment TO
knitting, so that all of the brave fellows
back Of the big guns in the front line
will be supplied.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
UNITED PRESS CAPLEGRAM

WITH THE AMERICAN ARMIES
IN LORRAINE. April 2l.-CNighD-
During Saturdays attack northwest Of
Toul many Americans fought in gas
masks for eight hours. a dispatch
bearer sent TO the front could not see
through his mask and tearing it of
ran throu gh three barrages and deliv-
cred a message. on his return he fell
unconscious. Upon recovering conscioas-
ness his first words We're: I'm not yel.
low. am I Doc? Did I deliver the mes.
sage"
In a village OF No-Man's Land Ger
mans and Americans were mixed up
everywhere. The Yanks tried to force
the Boche into the open declaring.
we can lick them when they come out
of their sewers"
Machine gunners did not know when
TO give UP. Setting their guns in the
street they moved down the advanc-
ing Huns. One American officer told
of finding two machine guns with dead
Germans semi-circled around them
and their dead crews
BUY \ LIBERTY BOND TO-DAY
Liberty Loan Bonds-in them lies the
opportunity for freedom.
BUY A LIBERTY BOND TO-DAY
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
ARRESTED FOR
STEALING COAL

DR.. Charles L. Davis. a dentist was
arrested in the l. H. 3. yards Saturday
night by Special Officed c. C. Upping-
house for malicious trespass and petit
larceny.
DR.. Davis was charged with stealing
coal. but he claims that he had been
given permission to enter the yards
The case was to have come up to-
day but has been continued.
The officer claims that DR.. Davis.
with a wheelbarrow. was il a place
where he had no right to be.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
INFLICT LOSS OF
OF 500 ON GERMANS

III NNILED
WASHINGTON. April 22,-American
forces in the battle Of Siechpeyr. while
suffering the heaviest losses of 1ghting
to date inflicted casualties numbering
close to 500 on the Germans. General
Pershing reported today
The losses have not been checked
up but are known TO have been less
than those of the Germans. it was
stated
Nothing has been made public as
yet regarding the total Americans cap
tured but the war department officers
said 1t was not improbable that both
sides made a number Of captures
They scout the Berlin figures Of 1s3
captured.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
PLAN Of
CAMP PA|GN
UNFOLOEO
Germans Hope 10 EIhaustFrench
Reserves, American Troops
Must Be Rushed.

IbOLLE I'M
rryNrrED PRESS CABLEGRAAl
(Ry HENRY WOODY

WITH TIE FRENCH ARMIES IN
THE FIELD, April 21.-The Germans
unquesttonably hope TO exhaust sne
French reserves which are now sustain
ing the British armies as far as tne
North Sea by constantly extending fnoir
dr,vas into new sectors. This policy
makes Il imperative that America rush
troops as fast as possible. There are
numerous Indications that the Germans
are preparing for q fresh drive between
An,ters and Arras IN following out their
system OF exploiting drives wnen sue
cessfuL German strstegists believe this
,,ar-,,.+s 4henn 70 avoid us1ess SACRIFICES
but they maintain their temporarily
abandoned drives IN a condition permit
ting immediate resumption
From the Anette river 70 the Nor1n
Sea only two offensive sectors remain
between A1niens and Arras and oesween
gieuport and Ypres.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
WOMEN
POSTPONE
MEETING

ESPECIAL To TIE TIMEs1
CROWN POINT. IND. April 22.-The
meeting OF the women's section Of the
Lake County Council Of Defense. which
was to have been held at Liberty Hall in
Hammond on Saturday April q. has
been postponed until the last Saturday
in May. the 25th. This was thought ad-
visable as the coming Friday will be
celebrated as Liberty Day in Hammond
and many will attend and the work of
registration is still in progress. so a
later date was selected
--Rrr A r1RERrY LnNn rnnAr-
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
rRr LIMITED PREsa.l

NEW YORK, april IA re-
sumption of the Picardy drive by
Hindenburg through an assault at
the Somme and the Scarpe rivers
appears imminent.
A United Press dispatch from
the French front says. There are
numerous indications that the Ger
mans are preparing for fresh
drive between Amiens and Arras.
This, the correspondent declares, is
in line with the enemy strategy
of maintaining their temporarily
abandoned drives in condition
permitting immediate resumption
Of the offensive.
The front between the Somme and the
TContinued on page four.)
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
No TRACE FOUND.

No trace has been found OF Mary
Fenstermaker of Oak street. who dis
appeared from her home early Friday
night
1t is thought that she may have elop-
ed as she had told her brother that she
was to be married soon.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
GREATEST GERMAN
FLYER IS KILLED
TITNrrED PRESS CABLEGRAM.1
RY WILLIAM PHILLIP SrEMS.

WIN THE BRITISH ARMIES IN
FRANCE. April 22.-Baron Rittmeis-
ter Won Richthofen. famous German
aviator was killed Sunday in the Somme
valley 1t was announced today. At his
funeral today he will be given the
same honors as British flight officer
Richthofen was the greatest of the
German flight commanders. HIS
squadron. known among the German air
men as "Richthofen's circus" has been
mentioned in many dispatches.
Richthofen was last mentioned in the
Garman war office statement of April
s. when 1t was announced that ne had
achieved his seventy-seventh and sew
enty-eighth air victories.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
rI-NrrED PREss CABLEeRAM. ]

DUBLIN, IRELAND, April 22.-op-
position to CONSUMPTION has crystanzed
over the weekend into semblance Of
organization. The authorities are alert
to prevent a recurrence Of the rebellion.
large section Of the Irish people
must be regarded as solennly pledged
to fight against CONSUMPTION. Great
numbers accepted the now familiar
pledge from priests at Sundays serv-
Ices. The majority OF colleges and
universities probably Will declare q
recess soon and the students Will re-
turn home.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
A BAD PRACTICE.

Three Charles Creakbaun. 24S
State street Hammond. Henry Smith.
713 12Sth street. Whiting and Fred Pc
terson. 1861 Myrtle avenue Whiting.
were arrested at Summer street by Of
fcers Bunde. Einsele and Law
The men were arrested for hunting
out OF season. and fined $40 each In
the city court this morning.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22

COMMANDMENT
IS RESTTMEn

rJ7NrTEp Press CARrEGRAM1
ment OF Amiens has been heavily re-
newed according to a dispatch today
from the British front.
Three additional hits have been made
on the famous Am!ens cathedral
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-04-22
FAIR WEATHER
FOR DOLLAR DAY

Hammond merchants have their stores
and stocks in readiness for the big on
rush tomorrow-Dollar Day. The great
est bargains of the year will be offered
and thousands are sure to take advant-
age of the greatest trading event.
BUY A LIBERTY BOND TO-DAY
Bonds safeguard your national and
financial futurc-buy them.
They're crucifying soldiers.
Stop the Hun by buying Bonds.