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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06
Opposes Coeducatiop.

10 the Editor OF The Times Dispatch:
sill would appreciate the privilege
made by your published account Of The
joint hearing OF the educational com
mittces OF the Senate and House held
on Wednesday evening last.
did not speak in support OF CO.
education. Personally ] am profoundly
Justice TO both women and men who
attend tho University OF Virginia in
the future. I did advocate the omen.
ing OF the university to women thro,Iph
empowering the rector and board or
visitors TO administer such training i'm
men students to evolve their own III.
at the institution. ~
The failure to make this discrimina
ton is, believe, the fundamentaj er
ror made by many OF our alumni on.
ponGnts: They fail to realize that our
traditions. possess no gender. Per-
NIT tho men to adopt a masculine atti
tude towards these traditions and III.
women to take feminine attitude i'm
accepting them. and my very faith in
Sirginia'S spirit leads me 10 feel very
will then produce womanhood. in the
future, Of the same type as the man
hood IL has produced in the past Win
this freedom of development / am con-
fdent that the new Virginia would he
broader; but under the restrictions Of
bility Of differentiation taking place
when the two sexes are forced into
Il common mold. This is a partial az
preston of the opinion OF many Of til.
students holding membership in the
Co-Ordinate Club of the University OF
Virginia.
HOWARD TURNER JONES
Charlottesville, Va, February 1919
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06
(.amn t.irc Girls.

Miss =: w, Falmouth.--Addrcss the
Camp Fire Girls headquarters, lis
for Information about organizing n
club
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06
Quite English.

Becn reading jokes from London Punch and
trying to get the point OF this one
We'll. Auntic, get my wings next week
Yes, and your harp. too, ] expect"
The same being a conversation between an
aviation student and his mothers sister.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06

Governor Philip, OF Wisconsin, is right in
demanding that the Senate give Senator La
Toilette a prompt and fair trial on the charge
made against him OF abusing his public posi-
ton by obstructing the government in its
efforts successfully TO prosecute the war
II the Senator is guilty Of the charge he is
unworthy to represent the Wisconsin people
In the lawmaking body. and should be
promptly expelled from the Senate. If he
is not guilty. his constituents and the public
are entitled TO be informed OF the fact
Senatorial "amenity," if it has reached the
point where it is. susceptible OF shielding
treason, has become a travesty
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06

An American dirigible balloon throw
Zeppelin scare" into New York. Perhans
1t is just as well that the coast cities should
know what a Zeppelin looks like. They arc
no longer peaceful communities in an iso
lated country
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06

Women in charge of the work OF the AS
Ssociation for the Preservation of Virginia
Antiquities find one of their most important
activities seriously embarrassed by the i'm
&passable condition Of the causcway and
bridge by which jamestown Island is reached
This has resulted in SO considerable a rcduc-
ton of the number of visitors TO this sacred
site that the associations income from gate
fees and the sale of souvenirs has been cut
one-half Visitors touring the State in auto
mobiles are unable TO reach the island The
"A. p. v. A. has no funds which it may draw
on to make the repairs necessary, and it has
been determined TO ask the Legislature to
make modest appropriation to relieve the
ssituation. The association suffered further
damage when the wind blew off part Of the
roof OF the Ycardlcy house, which is used as
sihe home OF tho custodian OF the island and
las an administrative building. The walls of
this structure arc totterng, and extensive
REPAIRS will be necessary before the building
may be safely occupied again. 1t is pro-
osed 10 raise funds for this purpose by pri-
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06
SEEN ON THE SIDE
BY HENRY EDXARn WARNER
Please, Mister!

Please, Mister!
Don't ask me If it's cold to-day
Don't smile in your superior way
And say,
Gee. amt It Ercatw
For Heavens sake, don't look at ME
And say, "Old fellow, aren't we
In one warm Southern State?"
Don't ask me if my feet arc froze-
Frozen should say, 1 SUPPOSED!
My nose
Is indigo!
My finsertips arc nearly broken,
And winters left it's chilblain token
On every separate toe:
Don't ask me how my coal bill runs
How many pounds I've burned, or tons!
All puns
And jests sound old.
So. il you love me, let mo freeze,
But cut out comment. il you please!
Don't ask mo il it's cold!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06
EHpcriencc.

The Widow Bride-And. John, I'll start out
life right with YOU I'll just leave your carpet
slippers here at the foot of the stairs. sd We'll
bust the hour ha nd off OF my boudor clock.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06

FURNISHED every day in tho year at 10 South Tenth
Street, Rlchmond. Va, by The Times Dispatch Pub
Itching Co.. lLc. Charles T. Nasbrook, Editor and
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06
BEGINNING.

From Erimy toll and numbering moil
A man grows really big;
II you would set foundations. son,
You first have got to dig.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06
Ernm ounker state,

one:
What has feathers all around, lays eggs and
Quacks ike duck?"
Il don't know; WHAT
why duck, you numbskulL"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06
StunE!

Mrs Jones raised terrible racket when she
caught Jones with his typewriter in his lap"
Don't blame her, do you?"
Il certainly don't. He was cleaning it with
her tooth brush"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06

American e1peditionary forces have taken
over large section of the trenches in beau
3t1ful LORRAINE ormaly a country OF green
hills. and smiling valleys, OF pretty hamlets
and ancient towns, with every foot of its
soil stepped il history since Europe pro-
crossed from the tribal stage and began to
set up Kingdoms 1t will be glorious and
happy day both Tor America and France, and,
in accordance with tho eternal fitness OF
things, when the glad tidings shall ring
"a. ound the wide world that American yalor
and American arms have thrust back the in
syadcr and redeemed this fair province from
his hated and poiluting presence God speed
the day when the glad message OF its de-.
s)iverance shall sweep tho earth
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06
Devotion.

There's Just chap in the world who is
martyr to love. and he's the boob who really
" ears the cravat she knitted for him.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06

The cold-wavc flag has floated over the
land OF the free about long enough. Old
Glory should get back on the job.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06
Equipped.

Equipped.
I'm going TO open drug store" said the
man with the money
"Humph" snorted his kidder. IA lot you
know about drugs
Whats that got to do with it? Don't l know
how to sell stamps huh?"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06
Nobody KNOWS.

Nobody Knows.
Nobody knows why kid can't behave:
Nobody knows why, when coal we would save
The Weather Man sends us another cold wave
Nobody knows.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06

ADDRESS ALI. COMMUNICATIONS 10 The Times
Il Dispatch, and not 10 individuals.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06
JabH =.

The yellow dog usually yelps before he's hit.
y bully is coward at any stage of the game
Absence makes the heart grow fond OF alb
sence.
The world will believe you IL you shine your
shoes.
The buffer doesn't like mirrors.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06
Charcoal Eph,, Dali, Thour1

SH"rcouI IHOuEhI.
IL mos Ginally notices. said Charcoal F.ph, in
a mood. dat dc man what's shiverin' de most
est am slowcst about shakin' de furnace. Try
a banana, Mistah Jackson
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06

TELEPHONE: Randolph L.
Private Branch Exchange
connecting with all depart
mcnfB
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06
Impertinence.

Impertinence.
And SO you're engaged.
Well, you don't show it!
And the man you're engaged ter
Docs he-er-know It"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06
ro-nax,. a. H..-

To-Day's q. HeHry.
Eve park buns get to be fine judges Of humap
nature"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06

MEMBER OF THE AsSoCIATED PKEsS:-Ifh inc
Press exclusively entitled to the use TOT
republication of all dispatches credited to or
NOT otherwise credited in this paper and also t'e
ioral news nublshcd hcrcin All rights OF republics
dion of spccia dispatches herein also reserved
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06

BRANCH OFFICES: Wash
ington, 7l6 Fourteenth
street, n. W.; New York
City, Fifth Avenue Build
ing; Chicago, Peoples Gas
Building; philadelphia, MI
tunl Life Building.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06
RNhulullo Gnmsss.Dispatrh'

entered January 81, 1905, the Post -Ofnco at
Richmond. Va. IA second-c class matter.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06

n nur friends who favor with manuscripts and
fust rations for publication wish to have unavahple
articles returned they must in all cases send stamps
for that purpose.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06


Don't ask how my coal bill runs
How many pounds I've burned, or tons!
All puns
And jests sound old!
So. if you love me, let mo freeze
But cut out comment, il you please!
Don't ask il it's cod
Charcoal Eph's Daily Thought.
III mos Glnaily notices." said Charcoal F:ph, in
mood dat dc man what's shverin' de most
est am slowcst about shakin' de furnace Try
a banana Mistah Jackson"
Nobody Knows.
Nobody knows why kid can't behave:
Nobody knows why, when coal we would save
The Weather Man sends us another cold wave
Nobody knows
Equipped.
I'm going TO open drug store" said the
man with the money
"Humph" snorted his kidder. "a lot you
know about drugs.'
whats that got to do with it? Don't know
how to sell stamps huh?"
1mpertinence.
And SO you're engaged!
Well, you don't show it! :.
And the man you're engaged to-er-.
Docs he-er-know It"
I'VE park buns get to be fine judges of humap
nature
Jabs.
The yellow dog usually yelps before he's hit.
y bully is coward any stage Of the game
Absence makes the heart grow fond Of b.
scnce
The world will believe you IL you shine your
shoes.
The buffer doesn't like mirrors.
Mrs. Jones raised terrible racket when she
caught Jones with his typewriter in his lap"
Don't blame her, do you?'
Il certainly don't. lie cleaning it with
her tooth brush"
BeElnnins.
From Erimy toll and numbering moil
A grows really big;
II you would set foundations.
You first have got to dig.
There's just one chap in the world who is
martyr to love. and he's the boob who really
wears the cravat she knitted for him.
Experience.
The Widow Brde-And John, I'll start out
life right with you I'll just leave your carpet
slippers here at the of the stairs. sd We'll
bust the hour ha nd off OF my boudoir clock"
Digging Up the Jokes.
Away back yonder when the world was young
elutarch was a master j,kesmith. He produced
Plutarch was master jokcsimth IL produced
this
Dcmosthenes--The Athenians will kill you
some day, when they are once in a rage.
Phocion-Yes. Denosthcncs, and you. too. II
they are once in their
Quite English.
Been reading jokes from London Punch and
trying to get the point OF this one
We'll. Auntie, get my wings next week"
Yes, and your harp. too. ] expect"
The being A conversation between an
aviation student and his mothers sister.
From Quaker state.
The Pennsylvania Punch Bowl springs this
one:
What has feathers all around lays eggs and
quacks like duck?"
Il DON'T know; WHAT"
why Duck, you numbskull'
ALL
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06

In his Official report OF the sugar .ituatior
our hero, Herbert Hoover. says: Every on,
must reduce still further tho consumption o
SUGAR
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-06

So. if you love me. let mo freeze.
But cut out comment. il you please!
Don't ask mo IL it's cold!
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-10-28

devote its energies to the prob
lens Of the war if supported, in
Congress, by those who have con
fidenee in it. rather than by those
who. openly or covertly. seek to
take advantage Of it. Our presi-
dent has become the leading fig
ure in the affairs of the world,
his influence was never greater
than it is today. his words carry
into every quarter Of the globe
and the statesmen of the allied
governments have accepted his
leadership 1t would be IA sorry
commentary upon popular gov
ernment if the results in Novcm-
Der should impair, in the least de-
gree, the influence Of that illus
trous and commanding figure. y
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-10-28
PRESIDENT APPEALS
FOR SUFFRAGE

For the first time in history the
president Of the United States
has addressed a direct appeal to
the voters Of oklahoma. On be-
half Of the women Of Oklahoma
he has sent this message to the
state chairmen Of the Democratic
and Republican parties:
81 venture to express to the
voters of Oklahoma my very pro
found interest in the constitutional
amendment for woman suffrage
upon which they will act on the
9th Of November and | beg that
they will permit me to express
to them, as ! did TO the Congress
Of the United States, my dcliber-
ate Judgment that the adoption
of woman suffrage is Il necessary
part Of the program of justice
and reconstructino which the war
has convinced the nations Of the
world that they should undertake
in the interest Of justice and
peace -
Members Of the Oklahoma dele
cation in Congress have unani-
mouly joined in the following
appeal:
''We. members of the Olllaho-
kna delegation in Congress, en-
dorse the woman suffrage amend
ment and express the hope that
men of all parties will support
It at the coming election The
women Of Oklahoma have hcroi-
caIly borne their full share Of the
sacrifice and sorrow demanded
in the world war for democracy.
Let them have an equal share in
self Cover ment within our
state.
Senator Robert l.. Owen
Representative y. A. Chandler !
Representative c. D. Carter.
Representatives Joe b. Thomp-
son.
Rcpresentat.'e Jim lcClintic.
Senator T. /. Gore
Representative w. w. Hast
iEgs.
representative Tom d. Me
kcoNn.
Representative Scott Ferris.
representative Dick 7. Nor
,auN'
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-10-28
STOMACH UPSET?
Get az the Real Cause-Take Dr..
Edwards Olive Tablets

That's what thousands of stomach
sufferers are doing now. Instead OF
taking tonics, or trying to patch up a
poor digestion, they are attacking the
real cause Of the aLment - Ciogged liver
and disordered bowels.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets arouse the
liver in q soothing healing way. When
the liver and bowels are performing their
natural functions, away gees indigestion
and stomach troubles.
L you have q bad taste IN your
mouth, tongue coated, appctite poor,
lazy, dCn't-care feeling. no ambition or
energy troubled Win undigested foods,
you should take Olive Tablets, the SUBJ
stitute for calomel.
Dr. Edwards Olive Tablets are a
purely vegetable compound mixed with
olive oil. You will know them by their
olive color. They do the work without
griping, cramps or pain.
Take one or two NJ bedtina for quick
relief, so you can eat what YOU like.
AT l0c and 25c pr box. All druggists
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-10-28
THRIFT AND CONSISTENCY

With the firmcst intention in
the world you promise yourself
10 save. You start gallantly
You purchase War Savings
Stamp at one fail swoop-and
four Thrift Stamps for good
measure Next wtek you buy
two more Thr;ft Stamps. The
ih;rd week you bay another The
fourth week y4u remember but
put it off. TA, fifth week You
'orsct. The sixth week you have
'orgotten Thai kind of saving
won win the war Start right :
Devise plan; make every day.
or one special day each week.
your Thrift Day; set aside Civ
en sum; live up 20 your schedule:
G"n { Bliss a single appointment
with yourScl And when the
task seems hard. thousands of
others also are struggling. even
harder than You perhaps. to be
faithful to themselves and TO
their country.
rlIis above all: TO thine own
eli pe true,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-10-28
SUPPORT WILSON

''Thc resolute spirit Of the peo-
pie at large requires a whole
hearted support Of the admins
tration. y
The foregoing is the keynote of
a strong article in the September
issue Of The Forum Written by
Homer S. Cummings, vice-chair-
man cf the Democratic National
Committee, this article tends to
put the fall Congressional cam
paign ON a patriotic, rather than
IA political, basis
Mr. Cummings says, in part:
There is a sound basis for the
belief that the Democratic party
will be successful in the coming
Congressional campaign. Events
seem to have made such result
inevitable The leaders Of the Re
publican party being quite aware
Of this situation, have sought to
forestalll it by urging that it
would be better for the country
to elect Il Congress adverse to the
administration. than TO choose
one in harmony with it.
The mere fact that such IA
suggestion is seriously made is an
indication of extreme poverty of
invention, and as proof Of the
hopeless plight in which the Re
publican party finds itself.
Manifcstly the overwhelming
business Of America is to win the
war. This is IA purpose Of which
all other considerations are sub
ordinate The outstanding fact
is that President Wilson is not
only President Of he United
States and commander-in-chief Of
the army and navy but he is
the leader Of his party. and is at
the head Of the administration
which is actually conducting the
,,-,, 1 1
war an" n conducting " Wltn sue
o,'9' Il' = l"o"I'iri'aI oillIculty
"iilcH me ne Puollcals confront
grows our OF 'h' attempt TO JUST
- d uiS'i'lc'lon between support or
lnc PreSldelt ana Such limited
SUPPORT oI 'n' PreSldei1,' II Ior wary
i'ur poses only as lhe hePuoncan /
nr"mnr IgaarrS' III '"'r wisdom 'hiaE
- oI,Cl
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-10-28
1l -
[Ns9at{Eg h
w. <&.-A=as-.-.

There was never time when the sac
rihces and the help of women were more
appreciated than at the present time,
Women should learn war-nursing and
nursing at home. There is no better
way than to study the new edition of the
Common Sense Medical Adviser -
with chapters on First Aid, Bandaging,
Anatomy, Hygiene, care Of the Sick,
Diseases Of Women, Mother and Babe, the
Marriage Relation-to be had at some
drug-stores or send SOC. to Publisher, G54
Washington Street, Buffalo, N. y.
If woman suffers from weak bacl.
nervousness or dizziness-if pains aiIlict
her, the best tonic and corrective is one
made up of native herbs and made with
out alcohol, which makes weak women
strong and sick women well. 1t is the
prescription of DIR. Pierce, used by him
in active practice many years and now
sold by almost every druggist in the
land, in liquid or in tablets Send DR..
Fierce, Buffalo, N. y, Zoe. for trial pkg.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are also best
for liver and bowel trouble.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-10-28
. Back Ache
LIMBER UP WITH PENETRAT-
ING HAMLINS WIZARD OIL a.

A safe, harmless and effective
preparation to relieve the pains of
Rheumatism, Sciatica. Lame Back
and Lumbago is Hamlins Wizard
Oil 1t contains no chloroform or
other dangerous drugs but IS COM
posed of the most expensive of
healing oils. 1t penetrates quick 3,
drives out the soreness, and linn
bers up the stiff, aching joints and
muscles.
Wizard Oil is a good, dependable
preparation to keep in the medicine
chest for first aid when the doctor
may be far away. You have no
idea how useful it will be found in
cases of every day ailment or mis-
hap. when there is need OF an I'M
mediate healing. antiseptic applica-
ton, as in cases OF sprains. bruises,
cuts, burns. bites and stings.
Get a bottle from your druggist
for 25c and use the medicine. If not
entirely satisfied take the bottle
back to him and he will return
your money.
m YOU are troubled with constipation
or sick headache try HamlmS Wizard
Liver Whips. Just pleasant little pink
pills at druggists for 2sc. Guartntrel.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-10-28
scares off Tramns.

"Much bothered with tramps out
your way?'
a was mtil ! tackled up a sign on
my gate
"Ahl Beware of tho dog ] sup
pose?'
ooh, no. simply Farm help want
ed. Boston Transcript
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-10-28

And it must follow, as the night
the day,
Thou canst not then be false to
amy man.
invest in War Savings Stamps.
Redeem your pledgy.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-10-28

Waco, Ter.-"I was
in very bad health and
l took DR.. Pierce's s
Favorite Prescription
and got all right felt
better than l had in a
long time. | took it
for woman's trouble
and nervousness and
it did me a world of
good. ! can recon-
mend the 'Prescrip-
ton to anybody, as
being good medicine. "
Mrs. r. 0. CiaapitL
1905 S. 18Th 81.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-10-28
, A STOLEN SMILE 'ER TWO
EVerybody's Living Lonoer Now

EVerybody's Living Longer Now.
Average lifetime has been increas.
ed three years by sanitation and sci
enee; and the longevity of 4 suit OF
clothes has been increased three
years by the war-St. Louis Globe
Democrat.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-10-28

The rest Of you fellows can do
just as you dern please about it but.
personally we are not going to peti-
ton J. Pluvius to stop it until we are
thoroughly satisfied that the ground
is soaked at least half way to China.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-10-28

Now here comes more trouble.
Some of the members of the Stand
Argue club are worrying because the
farmers may have to cut their wheat
this fail if it keeps on raining.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-10-28
EXPRESS PAcKAGETTEs
T. ++++++++++++++4
The kaiser's Feast.


Come Bill, well give one square
feed,
You'll like the dish, oh yes, in
deed,
Our allied cocks are not so slow
Come feast upon this lovely crow.
81 Simp says he notices that the
roads always get muddy when we
have a rainy spell
If Col, Temple, weather admins
traitor, doesn't look out, somebody is
going to be beefing because he is
OVERRIDING this rain business.
But the only way you can keep in
good standing in the Unconditional
Surrender club is to buy War Saw
ings stamps every day.
When the German gas mask, re-
ceiyed by Mr.. Schow was shown to
one Chickasha man he said, Let me
see where they put the prune seeds.
Another thing, the war has served
notice on old Father Time that he
isn't an autocrat We move the
clock forward or backward when
ever we please.
Before that soaker let up we be
gan to have a suspicion that it was
going to become necessary to send
the S. 0. s call to Brudder Noah
who built de ark.