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The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14
A NATION OF BONDHOLDERS

America promises shortly to become virtually nation of selfmade bondholders such the world has Prior to the first Liberty Loan there 100000 bondholders in the United States At the conclusion of the Second Liberty Loan the Der had jumped to the amazing figure of 12,0000O0 Before these Liberty Loans finished there will be 50,OOO,O0O
 And none of them will have attained the opprob ious distinction of being bloated.
 They will be of new stripe; modest, unassum ing and self-respectng The products of new era of thrir An economic army to which the nation may point with pride.
 Gradually the people of America forming the saving habit; which more than any other they most need to acquire. One with which for the most part they have never been blessed. One that will pave the way ultimately to wider undertakings and greater achievements One that leads to independ ence.
 Inevitably the will bring much of sacrifice and suffering and to America It has brought these in far greater already to coun try which devastating finger has touched Widely set apart she is America may not hope to escape this penalty. War plays no favorites.
 But if America emerges from the conflict thor oughly inocuIated with the of thrift, with the
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14
Bulletin :
Our Daily Special.
Luke McLuke Says

What has become of the old-fash- toned woman who used to wear os- trich plumes on her hat?
 A man doesn't kick about his wife scrubbing and cooking and dishwashing. But he does kick be- cause his wife's hands are not white and smooth as those of the girls he meets down town.
 Germs of thought are about the only kind of microbes that do not use some mems systems as boarding houses.
 Have you ever noticed that the men who do not smoke, chew or drink. are just as hard up as you afeg So have we!
 Many a married woman would go on strike if she wasn't afraid of busting up the union.
 When a bride is sweeping down the church aisle she doesn't realize that her sweeping days have just begun.
 AS a rule wife doesn't care a hang about having the right side of the argument as long as she has the opposite side.
 A girl hears so much about au- tomobile accidents that she is care ful to put on clean union suit and wear her best stockings when she knows she is going out for an auto ride.
 Admitting that it is none of our business, we cant understand why a Corn Fed girl who has fat legs vii wear the ankle-length kind that bulge out in rolls over her shoe tops and make her legs look latter, and why a thin girl will wear the knee-length and gauge stockings that make her legs look thinner.
 If a man spent all the money foolishly down town that his wife believes he spends, he would have to make $100 more week than he is making. And if his wife wasted as much money running the house
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14

as her husband thinks she does, he would save about $100 week.
 A man often wonders why it is that his wife can't do a little dust ing or sweeping around the house unless she is uniformed in a rag gedy skirt that Mrs. Noah discard ed when she left the Ark, and has a whole sheet tied around her head.
 You may not believe it. But a man could have as good a complex ion as woman if he had patience enough to spend four hours in front of a mirror each day and rub and rub and rub.
 No matter how red a woman's nose may be she is always dabbing at it with a powder rag to keep 1t from getting shiny.
 AS long as the girls continue to wear those knee-length skirts the Prodigal Son will have no trouble in locating Fatted Calves.
 There are nights when a rounder could and would come home before midnight, only he can't think up an excuse to give his wife for coming home so early.
 A pimple in the right place will make girl keep her chest covered when mOdesty can't.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14
NOT A SOFT SPOT
est. Louis Republic)

est. Louis Republic)
 If the German object in sending picked troops against various points in the Allied line is to select spot for the "big push the West front the to have accomplished it's purpose. That is it demon strated that particular part of the line, defended by Americans, is a good to let alone.
 This not haphazard affair, but carefully prepared attack by approximately the number of shock troops took part in the successful Ger attack last November when the first American prisoners were captured. It the point where the first gas attack made few days before.
 It served to show the Americans had profted by the lesson of both previous affairs for when the Friday morning, they quickly donned their masks, and when the Germans put down their bom- bardment and followed it up with carefully organ ized advance protected by scientific barrage they they had counted upon taking but hornets nest of redhot, fighting Americans capable giving as good or little better than they received.
 The action of young Captain recent graduate from West Point who executed flank movement against the raiders and met them they turned back across No Mans Land with deadly rifle revolver and machnegun fire, inspiring. This is the kind sourceful mind and dauntess courage of the typical American. Take the fight the other fellow" has been the slogan of every successful fighter from Ma poleon down. This young West Pointer had it. and although he lost his life in the snowcovered stretches of No Mans Land his spirit animates millions of his countrymen, who are coming
 great General of the Civil War said his only theory of that it meant fight and fight meant kill" The surest protection for our men in France is give the Boche just what the boys north of TOul gave him that Friday morning. He will stop his raiding after few such experiences The surest and quickest to end the war is to whip the enemy.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14
Correct.

Correct. Mrs. Newlywed was calling on Mrs. Naybor, who had three small boys.
 What is the best way to pre- serve fruit, Mrs. Naybor?" asked Mrs. Newlywed.
 Keep paddock on the pantry door," replied Mrs. Naybor.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14

One authority says the German-American Alliance led the Kaiser bring war with this country If that is so the Kaiser is probably in favor of the hill to annul the Alliances charter
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14
Our Own Phonograph Records.

Our Own Monograph Records. Phone bell rings and Tired Bus mess Man grabs receiver off hook and puts it to his ear. Tired Busi- ness Man delivers this monologue {: "Hello!"
 A ten-second wait. "Hello!'
 A ten-second wait. ''Hello!"
 A five-second wait. "Hel-lo!"
 A five-second wait. "Hell-o."
 A five-second wait. HELLO '
 A five-second wait. 70 H-L III" Hangs up receiver
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14
Ouch

Ouch!
 MT. Oldbach had suffered in sill ence Whil Mrs. Matchmaker S daughter murdered a number of vo- cal selections, and Mrs. Matchmaker mistook his politeness for appreci- ation.
 You seem to think a good deal of my daughters voice." smiled Mrs. Matchmaker.
 "I do" admitted Mr. Oldbach.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14

habit of saving firmly fixed, and Old Glory still proudly standing for liberty before the world, the future of the people and of the nation will be more than assured.
 And whatever the cost, it will not have been in vain
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14
BITS OF BY PLAY By Luke McLuke Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer
Bless Her Heart!

Bless Her Heart The Corn Fed has plenty of muscle. She is strong and she sure can huscle
 Her chest isn't bone,
 Her shape is her own, And she knows she does not need a buscle.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14

Oh, for the Russian bear that walked and fought like man, rather than the Bolsheviki beast which answering with Trotsky to the Kasers call. has proved hmseH to be combination of yellow cur and skunk.-(N New York Herald)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14

That advertised "Hindenburg drive" looks like more psychology" work German psychology being subtle stuff like a tin peddler falling downstairs Chicago News)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14

Crown Prince Willys congratulations ts the Ger. man air fleet returning from a fruitless raid show that he knows a victory when he sees one-(Wash. ngton Post)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14

Henry Ford has astonished the Navy by the speed he displayed in putting together the first submarine fighter of the type and it is the same Henry who financed the celebrated cruise of the peace ship
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14
The Wise Ennl

The Wise Fool. Faith is a wonderful thing" ob- served the Sage.
 "Yes," agreed the Fool. ''It makes us believe the truth of the Gospel in spite of the fact that the Apostles were fishermen"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14
Full.

"I've office room," said Dentist Dipp,
 To his friend Dentist Heather; So we vii form a partnership,
 And we will pull together"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14
The Flop Inn.

The President of the B. T. A. sends us a copy of the rules and regulations posted in the Flop Inn, a one-horse tavern in a little Alaska town:
 Board 50 cents a square foot. Breakfast at 5, dinner at 6, sup per at z.
 to the dumb waiter.
 Guests wishing to rise early can have either self-raising four or yeast for supper.
 Not responsible for diamonds or store cheese left under pillows. We have provided an ice box for their safekeping.
 Guests wishing to take drive will find nails and a hammer in the mattress. They will also find that each bed is a little buggy.
 This hotel is handy to the cem- etery. Hearses to hire for two bits.
 If the room gets too warm open the window and see the fire escape.
 If your lamp goes out take a feather out of your pillow. You will find that is light enough.
 This is a first-class hotel and lady guests are forbidden a chew tobac- co in bed
 If you are thirsty you will find a spring in your bed.
 Don't bother about paying your l.. l. Tf,t- supported by it's foundation.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14

The Crown Prince started for Verdun two years ago, but to have been unayoidaby detained the way.-(Indianapolis News)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14

Count von Herng would save trouble by mai ing a photographic record of his peace speech.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14

Jordan" says the old song, "is hard road travel" Gen Allenby seems to find it fairly easy
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14
Gosh! We Never Thought of That !!

Gosh! We Never Thought of That !!
 The two rival theatres in Gin cinnati, the Grand and the Lyric, always book kindred attractions the same week. Thus if there is mus ical comedy at the Grand there is a musical comedy at the Lyric. A lady in Winchester, Ky, calls our attention to the fact that Daddy Long Legs is at the Grand the same week that "Mary's Ankle is at the Lyric, and she predicts a bad week for the Grand as far as male patronage is concerned. Who would rubber at Daddy Long Legs" when he could see "Mary's Ankle?"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14
Flaw. Flaw!

l.. J. B. overheard a conversa- tion on the rear platform of a street car. A German was grumbling about the shortage of coal, and said to an Irishman standing beside him :"Why is it a shortage dis year? I don't seen no use in clos
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14

We'll anyway. we don't believe many babies were named for Trotsky.-(New York Sun)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14
Fact.

Fact. Said old man Kelp: Learn this, my brothers: The Lord will help Those who help others"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14

Do your garden planting early-if the snow goes off!
 He that wasteth today will be hungry tomorrow
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14
Police :!

He is a grouch, l do declare,
 l speak of old bald-headed Blimm; And maybe this is why his hair.
 Has had a falling out with him.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14

ing everyting on Mondays. We're does the coal go?"
 Well" replied the Irishman, "the Allies are sending so many Germans to hell that it takes larger supply
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14

But my thoughts wouldn't be fit for publication"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14
Things To Worry About.

The range of vision of a cater pillar is only two-fifths of an inch.
 Bulletin: (Ry Wireless to Bits of Byplay) BERLIN: "The man who buys a Thrift Stamp every day is no friend of mine "-kaiser Wilhelm.
 Our Daily Special. The More Trouble Some Folks Have, the More They Want to Bor- row.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14
Cocks and Stonkinps

Silk socks cost less than silkel
 hose,
 I've often wondered why: But they come lower, l. suppose, Cause they don't come so high.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-14

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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-06-20

Charles Boothby visited in Mimi
eapolis today.
Mrs. w. E. Winter is visiting rel
atives at Maiden Rock.
Miss Vernie Enright of St. Paul is
visiting friends in the city.
G. M. Stewart left Friday on a i
business trip to New York City.
Orie White of Glenwood spent
Sunday with his mothefin this city.
Aresenate Of Lead and ari S
Green at Freeman Drug Store
adv.
Alexander Kennedy Of Nora
Springs, Iowa is visiting friends in
the city.
Mrs. Christine Miller was taken
to Bethesda Hospital, St. Paul, last
Thursday.
Mrs. A. Espeseth of ST. Paul visit.
ed over Sunday with her sister,
Mrs. A. L. Lien.
Mrs, Irwin Eaton is attending the
Beaver Convention that is held al
Oshkosh, this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Nelson of
Frederic, visited relatives in the
city the first Of the week.
Miss Eva Benson Of Maple PLANE,
Mimi, arrived yesterday and is the
guest of Miss Edith Webster.
Barn Dance Saturday evening at
E. H. Mayors, ~ miles East of
River Falls, on County Line road.
Atty. and Mrs. Henry Rudow of
Menomonie visited over Sunday at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. c. D.
Parker.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rex Barstow Of
; Occur d'Alene, Idaho, visited at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs j. w. Allard
from Sunday until yesterday.
Y Mrs. Emma Dieckman returned
home Monday evening from Mon
dow and Gilmanton, where she has
been visiting the past two weeks.
Dr.. and Mrs. Peck, Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Ames and w. s. Walbridge
of Hastings, visited at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. M. Norseng Sunday.
Mrs Cordelia Severson and Miss
C. Minnie Barg visited at the home
of their sister, Mrs. P. L. Place, at
; Lawton from Friday until Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Chinook of
Hudson and Mr.. and Mrs. L. Miller
of Minneapolis, were in the City
Sunday to attend the funeral OF
Mrs. Geo. w. Chinook, Sr.
Mrs. Nettie George and daughter
Miss Ruth, went to Eau Claire Sat
urday for short visit with friends,
and from there will go to FargoIN N.
D., where they will make h
home.
Reeds orchestra plays for a Barn
dance at Cottage Grove, Mimi, to-
morrow evening, and for Barn
dance at E. H. Mayors Saturday
evening. Last week the orchestra
played three engagements.
The Kinnickinnic Auxiliary of
the Red Cross will give an Ice
Cream Social at the James Larson
farm miles East of River Falls on
the County Line Road. Thursday.
evening, June 81. Proceeds to go
to the Red Cross.
DR.. E. C. Roberts, optometrist,
306 Baltimore Bldg, st. Paul, will
be at Hotel Gladstone Friday, June
, %. Specialist in relieving all eye
strain that causes Headache, Dizzi-
ness, Floating Spots, Nervousness,
Sore and Infamed Eyes, Cataract,
etc., without the use of drugs.
,. The following persons are attend
ing the Department Encampment OF
the Grand Army of the Republic at
Ashland this week: Mr.. and Mrs.
C. G. Knowles and daughter, Miss
Nealie, Mr.. and Mrs. D. E. Jones,
D. w. Kline, G. E. Pratt, w. D.
Carleton, N. N. Fuller, Martin
Welker, B. Olsen, and John Fisher.
On Wed. June 26, we expect to
have with us Miss Francis Bates
Patterson, a missionary in China
several years. She did missionary
work in Japan years, and Travelled
in India l year studying the work
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-06-20
Local News
c. A Upgren arrived home Satur-

C. A. Upgren arrived home Satur-
day.
Go to Lund's for Sprayers and
Paris Green. adv.
H. B. Vlieland was business VS.
itor in Hudson Monday.
Charles Woodburn was Twin
CITY visitor Friday and Saturday.
Miss Florence Rudd of Black Riv-
er Falls arrived in the city Sunday.
Mrs. Herbert Kreuger visit e d
with relatives in Beldenville Satur-
day.
Oswald and Marvin Jensen OF
Martell visited friends in the city
Friday.
Mrs. Harold Robinson Of ST. Paul
is visiting her grandmother, Mrs.
Harshman.
DR.. r. H. Laue was a business
visitor in the Twin Cities Friday
and Saturday.
Atty. John Foley of Ellsworth Wis
tied at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
VIM. Foley Monday.
Miss Katherine Chinook went to
Minneapolis Friday on visit OF
several days with friends.
Miss Esther Hutchinson left for
Duluth Tuesday where she VII
snend the summer with relatives.
Miss Helen Hanson left Saturday
for an extended visit with her sister,
Mrs. F. A. Stever, at Morris, Mimi.
Don't forget Mrs. Harvey's lee
ture at the Normal Auditorium
Tuesday eve, June %. Admission
free.
VIM. Scroggie returned Monday
from Hannibal, where he has been
employed shearing sheep the past
two weeks.
Joe Rupert returned to Wash
burn Friday, where he is employed
in the Munition Plant, after a two
weeks vacation.
Mrs. w. H. Thompson left for her
homo at Saltwater Tuesday after a
weeks visit at the home of her
mother, Mrs. M. j. Mullen.
Miss Evelyn Lord Of Ellsworth
visited in the City Tuesday with Mrs.
Inez Lacey who is attending t h e
summer session Of the Normal.
Mrs. A. L. Lien and daughter,
Miss Clara leave for Madison h e
last of the week, where Clara will
attend the summer session of the
University.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Weberg, Mrs.
Hattie Ensign, Mrs. Alice Weld,
Mrs. Nels Younggren, Mrs. Emily
Covers and Miss G. Willett motored
to st. Paul Monday.
Mesdames George Day and Ed.
Norrish of Rock Falls are in the
city attending the Baptist Conven-
ton and are being entertained by
the formers sister-in law, Mrs. ..
NJ. White.
Mrs. Harley Clark returned to her
home at saltwater Tuesday after q
visit with her mother, Mrs. VIM
Currier, over Sunday. Mrs. Currler
accompanied Mrs. Clark to Still.
water for short visit.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-06-20

Jonas Wiger was an Ellsworth
visitor Monday.
Mrs. Albert Brown visited with
friends at Hudson Friday.
Mrs. J. A. Herman Of st. Paul is
visiting Miss Edith Nicholson.
Mrs. H. Morrow visited in Ellis
worth the later part of last week.
"The Whip at the Auditorium
Friday and Saturday evenings adv
Mr.. and Mrs. Percy APP Roberts of
Hudson visited in the city over Sun
day.
Walter H. Johnson returned Tues
day morning from business trip to
GAINESVILLE.
Mrs. Fred Draw and Miss Alvina
Johnson visited in St. Paul Friday
and Saturday.
Miss Alice Ainsworth of Mime
apolis was the guest of Miss Clara
Lien Saturday.
Mrs. Margaret Campo of Saltwater
spent Saturday and Sunday with
Mrs. A. F. Block.
Miss Lenore Stewart left Satur-
day for Scion Springs where she
will spend the summer.
Mr.. and Mrs. Guy Brown of
Wheeler visited friends in the city
from Wednesday until Monday.
Miss Loretta McKenna visited at
the home of her parents in Mime
apolis from Friday until Monday.
Don't forget Mrs. Harvey's lee
ture at the Normal Auditorium
Tuesday eve, June 25. Admission
free.
Lieutenant otto Winter, who is
stationed at Camp Funston, is visit.
ing his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. c. +
Winter.
Miss Elva Armstrong, w h at
tended Normal school here the past
year, left Friday. for her home al
Albrite, Sask.
Mrs. Isaac Sherin of Estherville
Iowa, arrived in the city Tuesday
evening and is visiting her daugh
ter, Mrs. B. A. Symes.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. Michaelson and
daughter and Charles Burnham OF
saltwater spent Sunday at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. c.. A. Smith.
Miss Ella Forsyth, who has been
teaching at Wauwatosa, arrived in
the city Thursday and will spend the
summer at the home of her father,
Is. J. Forsyth.
Mrs. Roy Harrison and two chill
d EN- returned to their home at DU.
luth Friday after a visit of several
weeks at the home of her father.
in-laW, Mr.. C. D. Harrison.
r. w. Freeman and Miss Irene
Bergum motored. to Nerstrand
Mimi, Sunday. Miss. Bergum re
NAMED there to spend the summer
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. 0
Bergum.
Miss Marjorie O'Hearn, who has
been teaching at Minneapolis, visit
ed at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. w
S. Armstrong from Saturday unit
Monday. She will spend the sum
L !. IL
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1918-06-20

Maniey Healy visited friends IN
Hudson Monday.
Mrs. E. Levitt of St. Paul is visit
ing friends in the city.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Hawkins spent
today in the Twin Cities.
C. E. Shepard left Tuesday on a
business trip to Fond du Lac.
For Rent-Six room house on Sec
ond street. Inquire of Frank Bliss.
Aresenate of Lead and 2 S
Green, at Freeman's Drug Store
adv.
Miss Mary Fitzsimmons is visiting
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Robert
Reynolds.
Miss Charline Flower, who has
been teaching at Madison, arrived
home Monday.
Mrs. Claude Shepard Of Hudson
visited Miss Edith Reed from Satur-
day until Monday.
Lloyd Peterson, who has been
teaching at Taylor, arrived in the
city Tuesday evening.
DR.. Mcintyre Of St. Peter, Mimi,
visited at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Ed. Brown over Sunday.
Miss Nora Linger returned home
Saturday from Virginia, NJ n,
where she has been teaching.
Dallas White returned Tuesday.
to Pangman, Sask., where he is en-
ployed in one of the Powell Banks.
Mrs. Harry Stewart and children
visited at the home of her parents
in Hudson from Friday until Tues
day.
| Rev. Richford D. Orion Of Gler'
coe. Mimi, will occupy the pulpit OF
the Congregational church e
Sunday.
VIM. Hodge who has been teach
ing t Rockford, Mimi, arrived
home this evening for the summer
vacation.
Or. and Mrs. E.. H. Parker anC
Mr.. and Mrs. M. Parker of Mime
apolis spent Sunday at the home OF
Mr.. and Mrs. C. D. Parker.
Mr.. and Mrs. Adon Allard of Rib
Lake visited at the home OF the
formers brother, ]. w. A | a d
from Sunday until yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Browell and
Miss Gertrude Browell motored tc
Baldwin Sunday and visited at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Dahl.
George Devine and Miss Viola
Rudolph of Ellsworth were married
in that city Tuesday. Mr.. Devine
is the Agent at the Ellsworth depot.
Mrs. Ernest Miller Of Fairchild is
visiting her mother, Mrs. Ella Tag
CART. Mr.. Miller spent Sunday in
the city, returning to Fairchild
Monday.
MissAgnes Foley, who has been
teaching at Hammond. Ind, arrived
home Friday and will spend the
summer at the home of her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Foley.
Miss Amy Anderson, who has
been in Seattle, Wash, for the past
six years, arrived in the city Friday
and will spend the summer with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Ander
son.
DR.. Clough, the man to consult
about your eyes, up-to-date meth
DDS, latest styles in frames anC
mountings. See his patients about
his work. Office room 2. Gladstone
Hotel 9TH and 9Th Of each month.