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The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04

Life ia dark-not worth much tn the man or woman with an acld-stomach.
 Acid-stomaeh kills Hope. Ambition, Energy Courage. It saps the strength of the strongest body-inpoyerishes the blOod-eauses untold suffering makes millions weak, unit and brings on pre- maturC old age.
 Millions of people are weak and unfit, suffering all the time, in one way or an- other. from superacldity or acid-stomach.
 They don't seem dangerously sick. Just ailing. Going through life weak. listless, dragging one foot after another. They're nervous and irritable: lack pow CT and punch. frequently have severe attacks of binding. splitting headaches; subject 10 fits of melancholia and men tai depression. And nearly always their stomachs are out Of order. even though many experience no actual stomach pains-digestion poor-never getting anywhere neaI the full strength from their food.
 So. you see It's just this-acld stom- ach-that is holding so many people back sapping up the strength they should get from their food-taking away their Yigor and vitality-leaYing them weak and inefficient.
 Get rid of the excess acid. That's the secret of good health and k the only way to obtain good digestion and assim-
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04
It's Acid d-Stcmach That Makes Millions Sick and Suffer

ilatlon. It Is the right way to be weTl and keep strong. Ordinary medicine won't do any lasting good. The best they can do Is to spur up your appetite for awhile.
 modern remedy makes 1t possible to remove excess acid without the slight est discomfort. It is called EAT0NIC, in the form of pleasant tasting tablets. Their action in the stomach Is a good deal like a piece Of plotting paper taking up n drop of ink-they literally absorb the injurious excess acid and carry 1t away through the intestines.
 Begin using EAToNIC right now today-and get on the road to bounding. vigorous. vibrant health. Thousands upon thousands of people who have used EATONIC are enthusiastic in its praise. They say they never dreamed that anything could bring them such quick relief.
 EAToNIG Is fully guaranteed. Your druggist will give you a big bo1 for only 90 cents with the distinct understanding that if you are not pleased in every way. you get your 60 cents back. If you can't get EAg0SIG where you live-send us your name and address; we will send you a fifty cent box and you can send the 5uc when you get fl. Address Eatonle Remedy Co.,. Gunther Bldg. Chi cago, III.
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04
Study the Future We'll.

The future contains your uncut block of Parian marble. Beware how you smite it. Do not touch it until you have plan, an idea, to work out of 1t. You may so mar the mar ble as to hinder the highest expression of your soul through 1t.
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04
Pimply Rashy Skins

Quickly soothed and healed by Cuti- cura often when all else fails. The Soap to cleanse and purify, the Oint- ment to soothe and heal. For free samples address, "Cuticura, Dept. X, Boston," At druggists and by mail. Soap %, Ointment 25 and 50.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04

All country stores should stock Vacher- pleased customers are your best adver- tisers. It also saves your capital by taking the place of many other reme- dies. Samples free. F. w. yacher, Inc, New Orleans. La.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04

It has always been thought that any activity or boom that brings lots of money to town is good thing. Washington is suffering from too much money. There is too much money be- ing spent in Washington. There is more money than commodities. As consequence all prices have gone sky high and it is almost impossible to obtain labor, especially domestic labor, while the prices paid for all kinds of feodstuffs and clothing are from 20 to 30 per cent higher than in other cities. The people who have to buy, who have to pay for all commodities, would like to see a part of this prosperity trans ferred to other cities.
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04
Golf Ornhans.

What are you crying for, little one?"
 We got no papa and no mamma any more"
 Are they both deadT'
 "No. ma'am, but they're both golf bugs now"
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04
No wor,,s |, a u.oi,bv chtta

All children troubled with worms have un- healthy color, which indicates poor blood. and rule, there IS or less stomach disturbance. GROVES TASTKLhSS chill TONIC given regularly for two or three weeks will enrich the blood, im- prove the digestion and act as General Strength ening Tonic to the wi ole system. Nature will then throw on dispel the worms, and the Child will be in perfect health Pleasant take. 60c per bottle
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04
Misery Either Way.

Debutante Daughter-Shall I marry the poor young man whom l love or the rich old banker who dotes on me?
 Worldly Mother=Better be miser- able with money than without it. Baltimore Star.
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04

It is no pleasant task 10 lay taxes. People may have an idea that the ways and means committee and the finance committee take great pleasure in making revenue bills for the purpose of imposing taxation on people, That is far from the truth. It is fact that both these committees are most sought after by men who want good committee positions, and 1t might be assumed it was because they took pleasure i'll imposing taxation. But taxation now is very different from that in peace times. Government taxes were not very heavy in the days before the war. although there was great deal of hot air expended upon the subject of "burdensome taxation"
 The men who are imposing the taxes are doing 1t as a vital necessity; they are performing their patriotic duty just as others are doing in these times of great stress and tribulation. These immense revenue bills are burdensome, but war is very expensive undertak- ing. The pending revenue bill levy ing SS,000,000, 900 for one year, is many times larger than the entire cost of the Civil war; and the Civil war lasted four years and the expenditures were spread over very much longer period following the war. The men who have to vote this taxation on the people clearly understand that they are i'm posing heavy burdens and they are not doing it for pleasure by any means.
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04
Somethina of the Sort.

He-"He has the earmarks of great musician" She-"Are all mu- sieians marked on the ears?"
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04
Pays to Hustle.

"All things come to him who waits" "Seems to me, though, you'd save time by going after them. Louis vile Courfer-J Journal.
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04
FOR HEADACHE

USE VACHER-BALM, 1t Is cooling, and relieves promptly. besides being harmless.
 Avoid ilnitations-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04

Opportunity and vacant lots must bo improved to make them profitable.
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04

Try Freezone! Your druggist sells a tiny bottle for a few cents. sufficient to rid your feet of every hard corn, soft corn, or corn between the toes, and calluses, without one particle of pain, soreness or irritation. Freezone is the discovery of a noted Cincinnati genius
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04
Force of Eatoit

'Is your husband going to claim ex- q guess so; he claims ev- erything else in sight"
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04
Dchned.

"Pop. is benignant tumor kind one?' Yes: the kind you don't want to get"
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04
Bankrupt

'Everything sne l,.a went at auc- tion."
 Public sale?" 'No, bridge
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04

If you want to get up with the lark go to bed without one.
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04

If mans first love is himself he never finds satisfactory successor
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04

We have in the United States senate what we call Shermanesque utter ances. Lawrence |. Sherman, whom many men in Illinois call Larry" has way of getting off almost epigram- matic observations which have re- ceived the designation Sherman esque." Recently in discussing the fed eral trade commission he remarked: Tt Is an incubator for United States senators and other officers. Many can didates have been matched In this nest" He referred to the fact that Joe Davies of Wisconsin and William J. Harris of Georgia both became candi- dates for United States senator. Re ferring to critics, and more particular ly those in magazines, and other writ CTS, he said: "The less one has done of constructive work of any kind in private life, the better qualified he is to instruct those who have founded and managed great undertakings" Speaking of the city of Chicago, which he praised. but which he said gave 60, GOO majority against him. he gave ut terance to this truth about politics: "We"-he was then referring to the downstate section of Illinois-"always can figure out in the 35 wards of Chi cago about how large the majority will be against any country candidate and then we simply go out in the country and get Il bigger majority, whatever 1t may need to be-"
 The upstate politicians in New York have always worked the same game in that great state and probably other country districts In other sections also have used the same system.
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04

New York Greeks have organized to aid United States in present war.
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04
At Current Rates.

''Is she very rich?'
 "She must be- She takes a glass of milk at every meal"
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04
LIFT OFF CORNS! Doesn't hurt at all and costs only a few cents

Magic! Just drop a little Freezone on that touehy corn, instantly it stops aching, then you lift the corn off with the fingers. Truly! No humbugl
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04

Only good brass band can play all the airs the drum major puts on.
The Monticellonian., 1918-10-04

Absolute confidence exists in govern ment circles that the Fourth Liberty Loan is going to be q success. Curi- ously enough, it Is already well known that people who did not subscribe for the first loan, subscribed little for the second, and then larger amount for the third, have been saving up for the express purpose of making a Iib- eral subscription for the fourth loan From all over the country reports are received showing that the people are more in earnest than ever before and that as they see the sacrifices that are being made in this great war, they are more than willing to make some sacri- fees themselves. or course it costs q vast amount of money to carry on war so far distant from our shores but It is encouraging to the high off cfals in Washington to know that the people are going to furnish the neces- sary money whether 1t be in the shape of loans or taxes. And just as the big tax bill is brought out, it is dawning upon the minds of people that they had better invest their money in liberty bonds rather than in tax receipts.
 When that belated agricultural sur vey bill was before the senate 1t was severely criticized in many particulars. ! Senator King of Utah asserted em- phatically that the farmers were not asking for S20,000.O00 to be spent in sending federal clerks and commits SiOns to teach them how to farm. "NVe do not want that sort of thing in the middle West today or in any of the agricultural regions of the United States said the Utah senator but what we do need is men to aid in har- vesting and saving the crops. We want to save the tens of thousands of bushels of potatoes that rotted in the ground last year; We want to save the wheat that is grown, so that 1t can be manufa ctpred into four. In other words. we want men to take care of the crops that the farmers are now growing rather than to tell them how to grow crops or save their money"
 Scott Ferris of Oklahoma. one of the rising generation in congress, made a lengthy speech on "America's Achievements in War Making" in the house not long ago. It was a red hot political speech too. Ferris &C., knowledged that there were number of good Republicans helping to win the war, but he implied that no matter how fine man Republican might be. he would improve himself by be- coming a Democrat. Of course the Oklahoma congressman was under steady cross-fire from the Republican side. Minority Leader Gillett, Madden of Illinois, Longworth of Ohio and oth- CT Republican leaders questioning many of his statements. Ferris Is qufck-witted, however. and held up his end we'll enough to make his speech good reading for his Demo cratic readers.
 Two bills which have for months been dragging their way through the two branches of congress are still far from being enacted into law and there is wide difference of opinion between the two houses as to the terms in which those bills will finally be drawn. More than A year ago the senate passed a water power
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-27
LET'S HAVE A REAL CAME
WARDEN,

This state has an organization call
ed the New Mexico Game Protective
Association. Judging from the press
stuff its officers have been giving to
the newspapers, the association
claims to have in its membership all
of the sportsmen Of the state. 1t is
understood that this organization
will not only try to tell Governor
Larrazolo whom he shall appoint for
state game warden, but will demand
from the next legislature certain
changes in the game laws. One of
these changes, it is announced will
be t o reduce the non-residence Ii
cense for fishing, and impose a IL
censc upon the resident fisherman,
who, under the present law are not
required to pay, in so far as trout
fishing is concerned. The reason for
not taxing resident fishermen is a
good one. The people, who live in
the mountains, have eve since the
country was inhabited, gotten a por-
ton of their sustenance from the
streams. 1t has always been their
right, and is today. During the hun
bred or more years they have been
fishing, there had been no notice
able ~diminution of the supply of
trout. 1t has been only since tour
lists have flocked to the mountains
of New Mexico that the fish have
become fewer in the streams. We
welcome the tourist. We want him
to come and spend his vacation in
our splendid climate. We want him
to enjoy our excellent fishing. But
We also want him to help pay for
restocking the streams, and we want
a game warden who will use the
sportsmen's money for that purpose.
If Governor Larrazolo has the in
t|ercstS of the sportsmen at heart.
and we know that he has, he will moi
only appoint a man who has done
more for the propagation and pro-
lection of the game and fish Of the
state than all the other game war
dcns combined, but who never vast
ed one dollar of the sportsmcn'S
money for the furtherance Of his own
political fortunes, or for any other
purpose.
That man is Thomas p. Gable. We
take pleasure in recommending HIN
for the position. He has the solid
endorsement OF many of the best
sportsmen of the state-sportsmen
who, incidentally, had much TO do
with the success Of the republican
ticket-Las Vegas Optic,
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-27
M.kiNLEy
Caught Digging Up Booze

Sau8nt Oi88tu8 UP 0O0xe
District Attorney George r, Craig
has returned from Gallup, where he
appeared for the state at the pre-
liminary hearing OF. Anton Usnik be-
fore Justice of the Peace Gould.
Usnik. a lumber dealer, vas caught
in the act of digging up forty-five
cases of whisky which had been
buried in the yard in the rear of his
office. He had agreed to sell the IL
quor, and the mar who was going
to buy it was on hand with $1,000
in cold cash. when the authorities
appeared on the scene, Justice Gould
bound Usnik over to await the &C
ton of the grand jury. bail being
fixed at $500.
At the September term of the Nc
Kinley county district court Usnik
was tried on a charge of stealing
forty-five cases of whisky from a
saloonkeeper, John Stalk. Usnik,
however, said he was innocent and
the jury acquitted him. 1t is the
opinion OF the authorities that the
whisky Usnik was in the act of dig
ging up when apprehended is the Ii
quor alleged to have been stolen from
Satlik.-Albuquerque Journal.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-27

In making his appointments the
State Record hopes and fully expects
that Governor Larrazolo viii select
men from al parts Of the state. There
is always IA demand from the coun-
tics which give large maiorities for
most Of the offices. This should not
necessarily be a deciding element.
The Republicans in such counties are
n a measure COMPENSATED POLITICAL
ly by the fact that they hold the
county offices while IN the opposi-
ton counties they have no such
opportunities. and a vote in one is
just as important as in the other.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-27

The Las Cruces Citizen is out with
a candidate for state bank examine,
Mr.. A. F. k%atzenstein, Jr, Of the
Bowman Bank and Trust Company
is the man. The Citizen says some
yer nice things about him all OF
which are probably true, but in
view of the very efficient record of
the present bank examiner, the gen.
eral request for his retention by the
banks of the state and the immense
amount of recognition which the
state has attracted from bankers all
yer the country on account of the
manner in which he has handled the
office for the past two years we do
not see the Propriety or any reason
for a change.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-27

Senator Ashurst os Arizona has in
troduced n resolution to give every
United States sailor, soldier anu
marine the uniform he wears wher
DISCHARGED from the service ano
ninety days pay. This is a praciica
sugcestion and should be adopted BY
congress-.
Everyone knows the average fight.
ing mum will leave the army or
navy practically without a penny.
The pay, even Of the most econo-
mical men in the service, has been
eaten up by allotments, insurance
and Liberty bond payments, so that
on the monthly pay day it it a for
tunate man who has more than $3.50
left to spend for tobacco and ~riotous
living.
The senator's resolution combines
two objects. l. gives the man some
thing like 500 upon which he may
live until he can again secure a
place for himself in the industrial
life of the nation, from which he
was torn by the call to armS. And
it gives him his uniform-almost
every soldier prizes his uniform and
will want to veal it in after years
on occasions of to say
nothing Of the men who will need
their army clothing to save the ex-
pense of an extra suit of clothes
after they arc discharged. The gov
eminent can make no use of the old
uniforms, and even if il cutters up
warehouses with them, ultimately
troyed.
BY all means Senator Ashurst's
resolution should be adopted.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-27

Thomas p Cabl~, who WIS the lat
Game Warden under the Territorial
regime. has definitely tossed his Int
in the rinr for the office of Stat
Cane ard Fish Warden. Tom made
n srload 4 record when hc was game
warden before and Of course has
some very strong support for the an
pointment. Theodore Rouault, Jr.,
The present game warden is also a
candidate for reappointment bssing
his claim TO recognition on the fac.
hat he ha. had only one two year
term during which he has made a
good record. Mr.. Rouault was first
in the race and has the endorsement
of the New Mexico Game Protec-
tive Association as an organization,
though many of the members ind;-
vidually are for Mr.. Gable. Both
are good republicans and either will
fill the office e~reditably.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-27

The people Of Fort Sumner are
making a determined effort to have
their irrigation dam and storage pro-
ject favorably considered by the gov
eminent and work ordered on the
same o This is one Of the pro-
jcets by means of which a large
acreag can be reclaimed quickly and
oheapiy and it's consideration by the
government should be insisted upon
by the people of the section of the
state which will secure direct bene-
fit from it's construction. They will
have the support of all live New
Mexicans in any part of the state,
as it is a time when the citizens who
believe in development must stand
together for proper recognition dur
ing the time that great rcadjust-
ments are being made. New Mex
leo received no benefits from war
business so should be among the
first TO receive confederation in pre-
pairing for the business of peace.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-27
CHAVES
MANY Cars of Bear Grass

The bear grass in the Boaz sec
ton is h%cavy-that is it was, but il
Will take three years for this great
plains crop to Come again. 1t is said
that the farmer: in the Elkins and
Boaz vicinites alone received more
than $4,000 cold cash for their bear
grass. 1t brought $ll a ton, and
some of the car load shippers were
w. r. Cooper, s cars; Brooks, 2;
Shafer, 2; Baker, 4; Raymond Rob
erts, !, Lee Rogers and various 9th
ers, They have found that bear
grass makes fine cowfeed if it is
cuured and the stock will get ct
eating it. One stockman says that he
had a bunch of yearlings he fed from
February to June last year that they
had nothing else, and they got fat
Roswell Star.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-27

J. w. McAlpine one of the owners
Of the United States Copper Com
pany at Hanover, now a resident of
Oklahoma City, was a Silver City
visitor last week, on business con-
nected with the operations of his
company. Mr.. McAlpine states that
the development work being carried
on in connection with the U. S. Cop
per Company's mines at Hanover
will be continued and that the main
shaft, now at a depth of SIS feet
will be sunk much deeper. Later
on work will be commenced upon
the properties of the company in the
Pinos Altos district.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-27

Capt. II. B. Holt of the local mill
tary organization had everything but
the guns to have a first class fight
ing unit. Yesterday the box from
the War Department arrived with
what he supposed was the latest in
rifles. He was so glad that he got
MI, Hayner to go with him and view
the acquisition. However, he
thought his eyes:ght must be af-
fected when what he saw was a
bunch of old Civil War 1910 muskets.
The captain would do we'll to await
before Quitting his company to repel
a possible Villa invasion as it may
be that the Confederate uniforms,
life and drum, etc, are en- route
Las Cruces Citizen.
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-27

About ten inches of snow fell last
Monday night, making the farmers
believe that next summer will be
another crop year like 1914. If that
believing" would only come true
everybody would be happy. 1t is
suggested hat the farmers begin to
consider underground silos, and If
they have an extra good crop, make
silage and keep it for the lean"
years. Think it over.-Wagon
Mound Sentinel
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-27

p. M. Lienau, the present assistant
superintendent of insurance, is being
favorably mentioned for appointment
to the office of Superintendent Of
that department. Mr.. Lienau. out of
Difference to his chief, Nj. Romero,
10 not making any campaign for the
appointment himself, but has many
friends who are for him. 1t is not
known at the Capital whether Mr..
Romero will be q candidate for reap
pointment or not. but il is not
thought that he will be. Mr. Lienau
has been the assistant superinten-
dent and has conducted the office
for over ten years and has the prset-
ica1 experience in handling it which
10 a great asset to q man in that
department..
New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1918-12-27
De BACA
Best inAo or IL Years

The snow storm OF the past week
has totaled $50 inches of moisture.
While o much snow remains on
the ground, as most of it melted as
it fell and the first night of the
storm it rained'almost all night, this
certainly keeps adding to the fine
season in the soil for the farmers
and the range. Not only will this
make one of the best years for the
farmers, but it is certain to be the
best the stockmen have had in zen
or twelve years,-Fort Sumner Lead
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