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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-29

My daughter, close not thine ears to
my maXims, lest in the hour of thy
repentance, ! say Il told you SOL"
For when thou vast cuddling a rag
doll and nursing pet gumdrop l was
taking notes in the moonlight and
studying psychology upon the front
piazza.
Behold, | knew q damsel of Baby
lon, and she had two lovers. YEA with
much tract, she kept them both guess
ing. And it came to pass in time that
she chose one OF them and married
him. And unto the other she said Il
farewell, and would see no more of
him.
Yet, when he consoled himself and
married another woman she was much
put out, and for whole day her van
lty suffered nightly,
For she said in her heart, "He did
not love met"
And | knew q youth of Babylon who
kept strung upon his string two dam
sells. And in time it came to pass that
he married one of them; and unto the
Other he said no farewell but dropped
her suddenly and without warning.
Yet, when he heard that the second
damsel had married another he could
not believe it, and he said in his heart:
Poor dub! She cannot love hint"
For dye may wear off of the hair,
and peach stains MAY be removed with
lemon juice, but the ease with which
thou canst persuade a man that thou
lowest him is exceeded only by the i'm
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-29
COULDN'T SMILE, lord KNOWS,
WITH SUCH A TOAD OF WOES
/ nnHnr MT Rits

The village photographer was losing
patience with his lady patron. Just a
little smile, please" he said, dwelling
somewhat on the last word. "A smile
adds so much TO the artistic effect"
The lady shook her head
"Of course, if you'd rather" COM
mcnced the artist.
81 would that" came fro mthe di-
rection of the head rest. Our one
layin' hen died this mornin', bacon's
gone up tuppence pound, mothers
had a couple O fits, my boy George
has just broke a plate glass window
and my husband is in a military hos
pital with four or five pound O leac
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-29
SUNDAY DECEMBER %, 19t
ylLtE or THE INDIVIDUAL.

Are not two sparrows sold for a
farthing? And one of them shall
not fan on the ground without your
father. But the very hairs of your
head are AL numbered. Fear ye not
therefore; We are of more value than
many sparrows
With the Christian religion came
the general appreciation of personal
value" In the olden time, and in non
Christian countries and in some that
profess to be Christian, the individual
has no appreciate value except as a
servant of the state or as member OF
society collectively,
Individual, consciousness is very
late evolution. The ahcients did not
have IT, except Socrates and Plato in
Greece ana aune,a ana Cicero IN
Home, The philosophers, learned
platonists and sto.cs, had gimmerings
Of IL. But.to the Multitude there WASH t
any such consciousness, The Athen-
jaas hadn't ii, neither did the Ro-
mans. The Japanese hadn't il until
past the middle of the nineteenth CEN
fury, and it is only struggling into
recognition there even now.
Chr stianity WAS the factor in the
main responsible for the diffefentla-
ton between the social units of olden
times and the throbbing personality OF
nearly every man and woman in TWEEN
tieth century Europe and North Am
erica.
There are great masses of people in
the. backward countries thai have not
arrived at this consciousness yet.
Herbert Spencer perceived tine de-
velupment from community con-
seriousness to individual consciousness,
and showed that the former is prtmi-
tive while the latter is new, in the his
torical sense.
with individual appreciation Of per-
sonal value has come Improvement of
tie physical, mental and moral quail
ties of The Individual new puritan
ism that is working an enormous
change, particularly in America.
The old purians of Cromwell
time took pretty good care of his body
as well as Of his soul. He took baths
when the aristocrnCy of England
didn't and when the rest of humanity
as Shakespeare frankly attests, smell
ed. The artstocracy would have
a.
perfumes.
The new puritan believes in clean
illness and practices it. AS good ami
NAL guided by appreciation of his per
sonal value to himself, he purposes te
make the best Of his body, not to pois-
on ii with alcohol or polute it with dis
ease.
Because of the individuals value tt
the state or to some guild, he nigh
train body and mind, but only the feH
took such precautions because of value
to themselves. And the rulers of PEG
pies and nations looked upon the in
dividual as a servant, d slave worth
less when unable or unwilling to figh
or work for the king
Now we know that the humblest in
dividual has inherent value in htmsel
for himself, and that he is entitled t
protection OF the law, to the care o
organized society from the time OF hi
birth until the last breath Of life leave
his body.
For his new understanding, tn
Christian religion is almost exclusive
~ responsible. Read the Sermon o
the Mount and Christ's instructions t
his disciples and you will find the ide
of the personal value of the individua
in almost every utteranee.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-29
Copyright, 1915.
ny the Press Publishing Cs.
New York Evening World.

ng Co. (The N. Y. Evening World.)
possibility of convincing him that thou
hast ceased to love him.
Behold, the doughboy returneth in
all his glory to his beloved.
And in his vest pocket he carryeth
his book Of French Conversation"
Yet, when he addFesseth her as
Nah Cherry" or BELL Amy" doth it
arouse her admiration and cause her to
fan down and cry How wonderful"
Nay, verify! 1t arouseth only her
suspicion and causeth her to rise uI
and cry, who taught you that?
Yet, peradventure, he may have
learned it from his sargent
eco to. co tot" cryeth the feminist
Half the women of the world do suf-
fer and CRASH their teeth because they
are dependent upon men"
yes, verify! cryeth the southland
meaneth it.
"Wilt thou love me forever" sigh.
eth the damsel.
"Yca. verify. crycth the youth-and
mcaneth it.
Yet, today the weather man saith
Fair and Warmer"
But is that n reason why there shall
not he snowstorm tomorrow?
And who can tell thee how long his
teeth or his top-hair or his love shall
last?
My daughter, three things I cannot
believe. Nay five ] know cannot eX
list!
An egg thai is half good, a woman
that is somewhat married. man tina
is almost honest, lover that is partly
faithfuI--and u o-German-A meri
can"
Selah.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-29
ENOUGH TO WASH HIS FACE
WAS HIS EMOTIONS TRACE

Senator Chamberlain, defending the
food control bill, said in Washington
the other day:
How unmeasured the attacks on
this excellent hill have been. Now
l am like the boy at the movies. I like
measure and restraint.
1.-TWO boys at the movies saw a
tragic picture play, and one of them
was overcome, He took out his hand
kerchief and wept and sobbed.
Why, Bill ye're blubberin'!' said
the other boy.
Well sobbed Bill, i like to see a
person show little feelin
'Feelin'. said the first boy. Feel
ms all right but We don't need to wash
yer face in it -
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-29
IE
NArillin nnn IInu.nlln


William Dean Howells
Yes, death is at the bottom of the
cup,
And everyone that lives must drink
it up;
And yet between the sparkle at the
top
And the black lees where turks that
bitter drop
There swims enough good liqpor,
heaven knows,
TO ease our hearts of all their other
woes.
The bubbles rise in sunshine at the
blim;
That drop below is very far and
dim;
The quick fumes spread, and shape us
such bright dreams
That in the glad delirium it seems
AS though by some deft sleight, if so
We wiled,
That dron untasted might be somehow
spilled.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-29
HERES ONE WHO CAN LAUGH
AT CONGRESSMEN'S CHAFF

htIIISttS NIIN SUI.
"Ah. Mr.. Pester!p gurbled the hawk
billed lady II have been looking all
the morning for you. OF course, you
wish to purchase tickets for the en-
tertaimnent Friday night? 1t is to be n
comedy. you know presented by the
young people Of our best families, and,
I want you. You must have your--ee-
see! hee.--Vest buttons firmly sewed
on or lose them"
Thank you for your consideration
for my waistcoat, Mrs. Chatter" re-
piled old Festus Pester but l assure
you that it is unnecessary. On the
evening in question / shall be at home
until bed time, with my coat and vest
and collar off, laughing myself to
death over the Congressional Record"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-29
HITS FROM SHARP WITS

Asafetida worn about ones neck
during an epidemic will keep the kiss
ers away.-Toledo Blade.
Somebody is writing psychologically
of "the German state of mind" 1t
is not a state; it IS reduced to a pre-
cinct. Memphis Commercial Appeal.
The principal objection to the fell
low who knows 1T all is that he does
not Philadelphia Record
Deceiving the people always
Wilhelm considered fair
That -und-Gott was a fragile firm
Because God wasn't there,
Memphis Commercial Appeal.
Conscience is a still, small voice
that generally tells us when we are
found out. --Philadelphia Record.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-29
KEEPING DYNAMITE AROUND.

Arkansas Gazette.
Whenever You find
A man treasuring up
Love letters written
In more than one handwriting,
You will find a bachelor.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-29

The case agains. Victor Berger
mieht be dropped If he would agree to
go back to Germany and run for pres
ident.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-29
JUST ABOUT.

Marching into Metz without strug-
gle must have been about as thrilling
to our mettlesome doughobys as kiss
ing ones own wife under the mistle-
toe.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-29

The Russians are still busy killing
each other, which probably is an cas-
Ter way of dying than by slow STAR
walton.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-29
The Day S Good Stories

inside him. If you think I'm goin' to
look like a Cheshy cat when I'm up
against that shower O. blessins you re
scratchin' the wrong pig. You git on
with it, natural. mister"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-29

An occasional liar is most danger
Gus, for one can never know when
he may be telling the truth.--Alhany
Journal.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-29

A deposit of copper ore has been
discovered in Sweden that Is about
90 per cent pure copper.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-29
SAYINGS OF MRS. SOLOMON

By Helen Rowland

Copyright 1918 by The Press Publish
Icing Random Observations of the
Seven-fiundrcdth wife, Concerning
the Eoliies Of the Eair-And the
Unfair.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-12-29

Are not two sparrows sold for a
farthing? And one of them shall
not fail on the ground without your
father. But the very hairs of your
head are AL numbered. Fear Se not
therefore; sc are of more value than
many sparrows.'
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-03-13
Glass of Hot Water
Before Breakfast
a Splendid Habit
Open slulees Of the system each
morning and wash away the
poisonous, staenant matter.

Those Of us who are accustomed To
feel dull and heavy when We arise,
splitting headache. ,tuiiy from cold
foul tongue, nasty breath. ac.d stomach,
lame back, can, instead both look and
iccl as fresh as daisy always by
washing the pol,onS and toxins from
the body with phosphated hot water
each morning
We should drink, before breakfast
glass OF real hot water with a tea
spoonful OF limestone phosphate in it
to flush from the stomach liver, kid
ncys and ten yards OF bowels the pre-
yious days indgestblc waste sour bile
and poisonous toxins; thus cleansing,
swectcning and purifying the entire ali.
mcntary tract before putting more food
into the stomach.
The action OF limestone phosphate
and hot water ON an empty stomach
is wonderfully inygoratlng It clean,
out all the sour icrmenialions, gases
waste and arili,y and give, ono a
splendid appetite for breakfast A
quarter pound oi limestone nho,pil'.
will cost very little at the drug store
but is sufficient to make anyone VIII.
| is bothered with bullouSnesS, conslipa
ton, stomach trouble or rheumatism
real enthusiast ON the subject OF in
ternal sanitation l\dv
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-03-13
BRAZILIAN GOVERNMENT
ISSUES GREEN BOOK

RIO JANEIRO, Tue'day March r.
The Brazilian government today pub
lished a green book containing dlplo-
matte correspondence in the inierna.
tional affairs Of Brazil during 1914 r.
Among the documents are many CON
cernlng the rupture OF Diplomatic re.
lations with Germany and others re-
gardlng the proclamation Of state Of
war.
Instructions sent 20 ihc Brazilian am
baS,ador IN BuenoS Aire, declared that
it was necessary to establish the po-
lllicll unity and solidarity Of the
American nations North and South
America. il was declared had become
the abiding place OF principles and
ideals constituting the heritage Of the
moral civilization Of the old world
which were threatened with extinction
by Germany
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-03-13
He DARK ENED HIS
GRAY HAIR
They Used to Call Him Grandpa; Now
They Call Him Kid.
Tells How lie Did It.

Mr. J. A. McCrea. a we'll known
resident Of San Francisco, who was
called Daddy and Grandpa ON account
Of his white hair, and who darkcncd
it with simple home made mXture
recently made the following statement
Anyone can prepare a simple mix
mrc At home, at very little cost. that
win dlrkcn gray harS and make it
SOFT and glossy To a half pine o.
water add ounce Of bay rum. small
box Of Barbo Compound and IA ounce
Of gycerine. These ingredients can be
bought at any drug store at very
little cost Apply TO the hair twice a
week until the desired shade is OBJ
tanned This will make a gray-haircd
person look twenty years Younger II
does not color the scalp, is not sticky
or greasy and does not rub off NV
friends now call me Kid" CAiy)
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-03-13
PlISoNERS FREED
FOR DRAFT BOARD
Puzzle Of Men Registered in
Prison Is Solved,

What action for federal authorities
to take against Wyatt l., Caldwell and
John 7. Caldwell. cousins, arrested two
weeks ago by the police at 100 West
Chickasaw avenue and held in the Cily
Jail on yagrancy charges was a puyll'
Until this morning when II was decided
| 10 have them register and release them
subject 10 the orders OF city board
mo. J.
noh men were in the state peniten
tiaiy on June 5, last year and regis
tered They had their registration Ger
tifieates when arrested but after care.
ful examination OF the records OF their
home precincts. no records could he
found OF their having registered Their
registration certificates were signed by
the warden Of the state penItentlary
and il is said. were forwarded 10 their
home exemption board in Grady coun
". Inquiry made Of their home board
failed to locate the records Both men
claim to be a years old and say they
were sent TO the pentenilaY from
Chickasaw on a felony charge and by
their good conduct got some time OFT
from their sentences and were released
Redmond s. Cole assistant federal
district attorney, said this morning that
he could not prosecute them as ,lack'rs
a. tie, had evidence OF registering and
we're still in the pententiary when the
first call was mad for physical exami.
nations. He ordered them taken before
city board No. 3 and registered Bolh
|, inen came to Oklahoma City last week
and we're staying with relative.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-03-13

faky mot sticky. When potatoes
are done add the flakes, handful at
a time, stirring all the time % po-
tatoes and walcf) Then brown
about onc-third pound bacon and two
large onions; when brown add them
to above iat and all Salt to taste.
Egglcss Mayonnaise-Take one and
one half tablespoon, flour. one quar-
ter teaspoon turmeric. one teaspoon
ground mustard, two tablespoons
sugar one half teaspoon .al,. pinch red
Pepper Mix ingredients to smooth
plNc with little cold water then
add ouc-half Cup vinegar Boil until
It begins 10 lh,rN.n. then add one tea
spoon butter or butter substitute Set
aside and when cold add one-ha,t
cup milk or canned cream and beat
ior a few seconds. This will keep for
some time no a cool place
Fried Squasn-rart squash and
cut into rather thin slices Make a
thin batter Of flour and water, sea-
soncd highly with pepper and salt
Dp squash into IT and fry in hot
duppingS TO a nice brown each side
This may be done IN a hot oven, turn
ing IN either case Either summer or
winter varieties may be cooked this
way.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-03-13
INSURANCE COMPANY
OPENS AGENCY HERE

The Bankers Life Insurance company
OF Nebraska will open state agency
IN Oklahoma CITY next week, It was
announced this morning by S. a
shockey who will be superintendent OF
state agencies. Mr. Shockey who
formerly was with the Northwest
Mutual Life Insurance company IN Kan
"a, CITY, Mo, Is now arranging for
office, here
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-03-13
BEAN LOAF.

Lima beans or maTowiats may be
fused for this recipe One cupiul
tdried beans. one cupiul liquid five
Tablespoons flour, one small onion
.arated, one and one-hali teaspoons
salt, one small red pepper, minced
ifine, one-hali teaspoon paprIka two
Tablespoons minced parsley one cup
bread crumbs.
; Soak beans over night Cook until
tender, drain, save liquid Mash beans
-nnd rub through fine sieve Blend
One cup Of the liquid with the flour
and boil for three minutes, stirring
Remove from fire and add
Jhe remaining ingredients Mold into
ioaf and place in a well-greased and
1loured baking pan; bake one hour In
\ moderate oven. Serve with tomato
'yauce.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-03-13
THE TABLE.

: creamed Fresh Beet - Fry one
pound freshly ground steak until
nicely Drowned. Add one hcaplng
tablespoon flour, stirring constantly
When well Drowned, add one or two
cups milk gradually. Boil until OF
.rigt. consistency and serve on toast
Fine with baked potatoes.
: Almost Mestless Dish-Parc, dice
Ind cook tender three pounds pota-
Toes in enough water 10 cover. While
potatoes are cooking put three heap
ing tablespoons flour in shallow
bowl, add one drop water at time
4turn on water at faucet so it Just
arips one drop at time) and work
dripping water and flour together
With fingertips till flour becomes
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-03-13
THINGS WORTH KNOWING.

y Stains-Machine oil stains should be
treated to bath OF cold water aud
soap, applied Immediately after oil is
Spilled on garment
Pour clear boiling water through
=berry-stained good,
z Tar spots should be rubbed with
Hard before washing
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-03-13
Hints I&
Your Home
MENU HINT
CWheatless Day)
Breakfast.

(WheatleW Day
Breakfast.
Steamed Oatmeal de Luxe with
Shredded Dates.
Rye Bread Toast Coffee
Luncheon.
Salt Pork and Potato Hash.
Cornmeal Dodgers
Peach Junket (irom canned irulD
Dinner.
Vegetable Chowder
Cottage Cheese and Peanut Salad
Oatmeal Waters
Light Steamed Pudding
MolasscS Sauce.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1918-10-13
Dispatch Becomes Public Due to Message From Ger
Wireless Station at Nauen Being Intercepted--
Authenticity of Statement Unquestioned in Of
ficial Washjngton-- Acceptance Does Not
Mean Cessation of HostiGties at Once.
(BY ASSOCIATED PRESS,

WASHINGTON Oct 2-Grmy reply inquiry intercepted
being sent by the wireless Nauen and forwarded here g official dis
France declares
the invaded territory stce and that the bid the Ger
Although
President Wilson's the the United allied
countries should cautioned accepting as such compliance The presidents demands
a will immediate cessation Of hoslhie.
The official O German been received here late hour ,ongh
annom there would be- official a until arrived
All a
lie this Neither the Swiss legation which looking
had received The reply and evident that had been made pub through
faux
its rho Diplomats
could that dispatch had made public
As President Wilson New York tonight and reserved the note his
family here Washington cared speak for him.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1918-10-13

WILSON WOULDNOTCOMMENT
ON GERMAN REPLY TO INQUIRY
TEXT OF REPLY BY SOLF, GERMAN
STATE SECRETARY FOREIGN OFFICE
The text OF the note follows


I'm reply the questions OF the president of the Unit
ed states of America the German government hereby de-
clarcS
The German government has accepted the terms laid
down by President Wilson in his address of January the
eighth and IN his subsequent addresses the foundation OF
permanent peace OF justice Consequently, rs object IN
entering into discussions would be only agree upon prac
teal details ot the application OF these The Ger
man government believes that the governments oi the pow
associated with the government OF the United States
also take the position taken by President Wilson in hi, adj
address. The German government m accordance with the
NuSo hungarian government, for the purpose of bring
my about drmistcc declares itself ready comply with
the proposition, OF the president in regard evacuation
The German government suggests that the president may
occasion until meeting oi mixed commission ior making
the necessary arrangements concerning the evacuation
The present German government which ha, undertaken the
responsibility for tins step toward, peace has been formed
h conferences aud m agreement with the great majority
ol the rcici,tag The chancellor supported in all OF his
action, by the viii of this majority speaks the name u
~ -er-al - crnIa51 aud Athe L4ernl,2 pr,pa
Berlin October H. 1913 (Signed) Soil State Sccrc-
tdry Foreign Office
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1918-10-13

Without attempt discount what appeared TO be at
ua reading of the the president had laid down.
officials here positive accepting the German note
document which the end Of the needs to be
amned and fully considered before the Of the American
be stated
Should President Wilson finally decide that there enough
sincerity in Germsnys proposition to transmit to the allies
the German chancellor requested should be borne mind that
Great Britain France and the other entente nations must be taken
into consideration for decision then whether amce
should be granted whether should be undertaken
out the details Of the application Of President Wilson's
The greatest danger facing the people Of the United States,
officials said here tonight that they might hastily consider
Germany proposition the unconditional surrender which the
begerents demand efforts continue the victories
and carry the Fourth Liberty loan On side
official stated tina, this the situation could
not be placed before the public strongly