The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1918-03-09

The stockholders Of the Metro
politan Opera House in New York
have called halt on certain dance,
performed in uhar-diaphanou, cos
tunes, Can it be that we're coming
to time when nakedneSs on the
stage will no longer be excused by
the plea that it., "classic".
Don't kill the old hen lust vet.
Poultry experts say that every lay
ing hen sold before the first OF May
means loss OF 80 egg, that prop
erly belong to the nations food
supply. The hen will taste just as
good after she's laid them.
When that expeditionary force
OF American engineering experts
gets the Russian railroads to run
ming in good shape, maybe it will
come home and do a little tinker
ing with our own railroads.
War reprisals have reached the
stage OF reprisals for reprisals for
reprisals, etc, running back through
so many repetitions that the origi.
nal offense is forgotten like an old
time Kentucky fcud What's the
use?
When a farmer comes around
with a hard-luck tale, just remind
him that the average price of prin-
cipal farm crops last year was l1OI
per cent higher than in 1915, and it's
going to be still higher this year.
Danes are starving, consul re-
ports. The food they used to get
from America and pass out their
back door to Germany would look |
good to shem now.
Montenegro announces that it
has Indignantly repudiated pro-
posal by Germany for separate
peace. Montenegro probably goes
on the theory that as her head is
already beaten off of her she has
nothing to lose. But the day is
coming when Montenegro will |
stand forth clothed in all her for
mer possessions and area. The Hun
will be made to jar loose as sure as
America declared war, and we know
America declared war
That German society in a Texas
own which went on record bv
unanimous vote to donate to the Red
ross all profits which may accrue
o the society to conduct all meet
ngs in the English language, to
open its membership to all LOYAL
citizens, and to discon-
inue serving Intoxicating liquors
II its hall-we say that society
reeds watching.
William Jennings Bryan and
-harlie Chaplin have been booked
or Liberty loan speaking tours. Not
ogether, we hope, as Charlie might
ry some Of that rough stuff on
William J.
Russian Reds take Jamburg, a
'etrograd dispatch says Good place
o take in these hungry days.
Reed OF Missouri has jumped on
iooyer again. The Missouri sem !
tor seems to be intent on getting |
he goat of the food boss regard
ess OF the fact that the American
eople favor his work.
Ten thousand canefield workers
n Porto Rico are on strike. Look !
or Hun secret agitator, youN !
ind him there if you search close /,
nough. {.
We can imagine now ANXIOUS the
eople of Finland are to have sor 5
f the kaiser for their king. They 9
ave asked" the Hun monarch to D
end his fifth offspring, Prince Os- 5
ar, to them that they may shower !
heir love on him and make him o
heir boss, cable dispatch reports, q
When the kaiser gets through with |
ne negotiations, Finland will have c
o more liberty than any other n
city province in the clutches of /
Germany. Finland will be exploit (
d by taxation, also economically u
D add wealth to the depleted Ber- !!
II treasury. Il
Mr.. Solomon said: "IIe that Civ
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