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The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-08

Mcintosh, John M., Capt, Columpla, ;. C. Ledbetter, Shirley. Bugler, Livingston Tennessee.
 Enloe, Roscoe, Mechanic. Jefferson City Missouri
 PRIVATES. Allison, Arthur T.. Crab Orchard, Tenn Bailey, Courtney B., Phenix, Va. Baker, Alvin, Wilburton, Okla. Bartleson, Clayton w., Ray, Va. Boyd, David H., Pinetown, N. c. Brett, Jarvis L., Newsoms, Va. Carson, Joseph H.. Oliver Springs, Tenn. Carter, Buck Anderson, Ingold. N. c. Caudill, James E., Creston, Tenn Collier, Henry Lewis, Deepwater, Mo. Goad. Robert, Hillsville, Va. Goode Henry, Yoakum, Tex. Honeycutt William C., Huntley, N. c. Hooper, Floyd, Lebanon, Mo Hutto, Duey A, Norway, $. c. JetTro, James E., Mackeys N. c. Farmer, John A., Park, Va. Granger, Milstead, Ga. Chiffon, Simon S., Williamson, N. c. Hamilton, Fred Peterson, Hutton Valley Missouri Hart Samuel C., MooresviIle, N. c. Haynes. William, St Charles. Va. Landers, Pammie J., Robert Lee, Tex. Pruitt, John C., Danville, Va Satcher, Joe, Henderson, Tex. Walston, Willie, Stantonsburg, N. c. Ward, Velpo D., Hamburg, Va. Wayson, Vernon Jerome, Galloways, Md. Webb, Vernon F., Monroe, N. c. Welch, Fred, Lexington, N. C.. DIED OF ACCIDENT AND OTH-
 FER CAUSES Cox, LarSin F., Private, Marietta, s. C.
 DIED OF DISEASE Pitman, Henry &, Fort Screven, Ga Coombs, Eddie H., Ethel, Mo.
 CORPORALS Jones Walter E. Archer Fla. keister, Mason H., Cambria, Va. Wright, Kemp, wagoner, Federalsburg, Maryland. Cessna James N, saddler, Woodward,
 PRIVATES Oscar S, Alpine. Tex. Arlitt, Gus J., Hallettsville, Ark. Austin. Roe A, Noble, Okla. Avery, Sam, Evans, Ga. Feaster, Board Camp. Ark. Barton, Guy, Foss, Okla. Beckman Henry J.. Walburg, Tex. Bell, Samson, Statesboro, Ga. Bethea, Willard S., Heidelberg, Miss. Brown, Joseph E., Winter, Tex. Brown, Willie C., Severn, Va. Baird, Charles A., Tribbey, Okla. Boatmen, Hilliard, Abbott, Miss. liza, Huntsville, Ky. Bowden, Alphonse, hatonton. Ga Calhoun, Aquilla, Aiken, S. c. Cope, Loranzy, P, Floss, Okla. Crooks, Otis L., Pomaris, s. c. Eakin, Edgar S., Abbeville. S. c. Fields, Charlie, Egypt, Ga. Fisher, Edgar C., Marshall. Mo. Graham. Jacob, Eagleville, Mo Earl-J., Brunswick, Md. tIinkle, Smith, Forgan, Okla. Joseph, Manning, s. c. Horton, John E.. Angelus, S. c. House, Wi.iiam R., Speea. N. C. Jackson, Jessie, Monticello. Ga. Jackson, Richard, Wrens. Ga Jackson, Willie, Forsyth, Ga. Cluck, Britton, Morristown, Tenn Coets. Joseph A, New Orleans, La. Deriso, Willie R., Wadley, Ga. Dreher. John W, Lexington, $. c. sllAott. Anderson. Mount Airy, Tenn. Ford, Virgil, Cove, Tenn. Grimes, Omer B., Eaton, Tenn. Robert H., Pauls Valley. Okla. Harp, Sam G., Pittsburg, Ga. Harris, James, Gaston, s. C.
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KILLED IN ACTION


 KILLED IN ACTION Hubert Henry l.. lieutenant Hale thorpe, Md.
 PRIVATES Booth, Carl G., Eolian, Tex. Knuck, Anthony P. Augusta, Ga, DIED OF WOUNDS RECEIVED IN
 ACTION Bolding, Paul E., private, Gainesville, Ga.
 DIED OF DISEASE
 PRIVATES Burkett. Homer w., Abilene Tex Christian. Victor T., La Pryor, Tex. Cullen, Howard P, Linn Creek, Mo. Finch, Earl A., Huma, Mo. Holland, William E., Norfolk, Va. Rozas, William J., Elton. La WOUNDED IN ACTION, SEVERELY
 WOUNDED
 PRIvATES Hoover, John F., Lawton, Okla. Sexton, Pharley G., Lenoir City, Tex.
 MISSING IN ACTION PRIVATES Henry. Curtis, Wallerville, Miss. Laster, James L., Jr.. Waco, Tex Parks, John A, Mesquite Tex KILLED IN ACTION, PREVIOUSLY REPORTED SEVERELY Davis. John w, corporal Perry, Mo.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-08
pRouDEsT MOMENT

"It is the proudest moment of my life said General Di Roreto, when the Au- dace reached the harbor. As she an- chored airplanes circled overhead and beflagged tugs and sldffs gathered around to watch the Italian governor general. Although the war population of Triest is only 130000, 1t seemed as though a million inhabitants of the new Julian province had come to the piers, to the balconies of houses and to the towers of churches to welcome the Italian war ships.
 Viva Italial' rang again and again over the blue waters and resounded to the hills as the ship docked. It was in- possible for the generals automobile to be moved The governor was embraced by weeping women, by children and by white-haired patriots. who. though per- secuted for a lifetime, had worked to secure Triest to Italy.
 The general was covered with flowers and buttons were torn off the clothing of debarking sailors and soldiers for souvenirs The popular celebration con tinued from Sunday night until today.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-08

the first time in five weeks.
 The action of the officials was decided upon after a short conference. The sit uation in Greenville is almost normal at this time and it is believed that by Sat urday night there will be no influenza in GreenYille.
 Hog sales days are very popular in Butler county. The farmers are greatly benefited by cooperative marketing of their hogs.
 N. F. Bell, Butler county emergency agricultural demonstration agent, an- nounces the following days for hog sales: Greenville. November F, December 8, De- cember r, January [. January 2S, Feb ruary IS, March Il, April 1. April 2, May l3 Georgiana, November 13, Decem- Der f. December IS. January B. January %, February 19, March Il, April 2 and April %.
 The election was very quiet in Butler county, the vote being very small. There was no opposition and the election was void of interest locally An unofficial report stated that there were but F republican votes in the county.
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DIED OF WOUNDS, PREVIOUSLY REPORTED WOUNDED,
 DEGREE UNDETERMINED


 DEGREE UNDETERMINED Klotze. Leonard S., private. Richmond, Va IN HANDS OF ENEMY, PREVIOUS LY REPORTED SEVERELY
 PRIVATES. Campbell, William H., Tarboro, N. C. Charles, Ralph J., Winston-Salem, N. c. PRESENT FOR DUTY, PREVIOUS
 LY REPORTED DIED
 OF WOUNDS Hill Earl G., private, springtown, Tex. PRESENT FOR DUTY, PREVIOUS
 LY REPORTED MISSING Bagwell. Claude &, private, Belton, sc.
 Killed in action, previously reported missing:
 Private Bennett Cornelius Thomas vile, N. c.
 Wounded severely, previously report ed missing:
 Private Joseph Drake, Starks, La. Returned to duty, previously report cd missing;
 Private John P. Barger, Milan, Tenn. Died of disease previously reported died in sinking of steamship Otranto; Private William J. Cooney, 2S21 Cen- tral avenue, Augusta, Ga.
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Days Casualty List

Harris. Lee J., Altamaha, Ga.
 Iaynie, Homer F., McComb, Miss. Ree,nlderson, Dudley, Smithville, Ga. I Hlll, John H., Grovetown, Ga. Johnson. John w., Norwood, Ga. Jones, Elisha, Columbus, Miss. halka, J. ". Bandera, Tex. Lee, Norman B. Coleraine, N. c. Lowe, zeddie, Albany, Ga. e1cFarland, Rolley O., Bliss, Okla. | M NC erin, Leon C.. Brady, Tex. { Mchlnney, Edgar L., Hopkinsville, Ky. Martln, Ellison, Lakeland, Fla.
 sMartlnez, Amato, Cuero, Tex.
 Mason, Walter J., South Emporia, Va. MlIIer' Allen J, Finleyson, Ga.
 Fayne, Ralph, Cleburne Tex
 sanders, William, Barnwell, S. c. turner, William R., Bowden, Ga. waller, Isaac w, Stonewall, okla. l Lesenby James S., Gainesville, Tenn Mckinney. Homer. Toecane, N. c.
 Miller, Bud, Chesterfield, S. c. Mobley, John, Johnston, S. c. Moore, Phelix, Salters, S. c. Norris, William A. Benton, Fla. MeRousseauX, Ralph, Longtown, Miss. Shelley, John T., Lula, Ga lIlilis. Walter D., Brewster, Fla l1sato, James August, St Louis Mo. Williamson, Belshazzar, Wagner, s. c, Woodward, John A, Montmorenci, s. c. Wright, Charles w, Shippers, Va.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-08

When Baby Is TeethinG GROVES BABY BOWEL MEDICINE will correct the Stomach and Bowel troubles Perfectly harmless. See di- rections on the bottle
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-08
Tells How to Open Clogged Nostrils and End Head
 Colds

cold in head or catarrh will be gone. Your clogged nostrils will open. The air passages of your head will clear and
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-08
SECTION ONE

Washington, November 7.--The follow ing casualties are reported by the com manding general of the American ex ned tinnarv forces.
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DIED OF DISEASE

Pefklns, Emmett D.. Jackson, Miss. Woody, Robert L., Handleman, N. c. DIED OF DISEASE
 SERGEANTS. Evans Arthur G., Beardon, Tenn Lakin, James H., Baltimore Md
 COPORALS. Dyson, Richard, Covington, Tenn. Nelson, James H., Shreveport. La Day, Wagoner Melvin, Springfield, Mo
 PRIVATES. Appleby, Andrew T., Bruceville. Tex Baxter, Elgin H.. Whiteright, Tex Brawley, James w., Rails. Tex. Brooks, Thomas, Granville, Ga. Butler, Hallie Matee, Fla. Calhoun, Gus B.. Troy, Tenn. Carlton, John L., Windom, Tex. Carmichael, Choppers, Conyers, Ga. Case, Louie M, Asheville, N. c. Casey, Lonzo, Okemah, Okla Davis, Fletcher NJ, Willow, Va. Dearmon. Omer C.. McCurtain. Okla. Drew, Oscar, Arlington, Tex DunEavant, Edwin E.. St. Louis, Mo. Ellison, Major, Vanceville, N. c. Emery, Gwynne R., Glasgow, Mo. Knight, Ward R., Lancaster. S. c. Pack, Phillip, Charlotte, Tenn. Euhank, lafayette, Stallo, Miss. Paris, Bruce R.. Custer City, Okla. Farrar, Clarence. Manchester, Tenn. Folder, Abraham, Renbery, S. c. Glbbs Clarence, Darien, Ga Graham, Randall Vienna, Ga Hartman, Lloyd J., Mount Savage, Md Heath, Amos Norwood, Ga. Hicks, John D.. Signal Mountain, Tenn. Joiner, Archie L., Pelion, s. c. Jones, Lewis, Waynesboro, Ga Livingston, Willie, North Station, N. c Lowe, William J.. Farmville, N. c. Lowther William D., Asher Okla. McClary, William, Kingstree, s. C. Machac, Lois, Schulenberg. Tex. Marcell, Maurice. Houma, La. Marks, Jeff. Monticello. Ga. Martin. will, Stillwell, Ga. Moench, Herman J., Dover, Fla. Moore, Sterling. Greenville, S. c. Morgan, James E., Fort Drum, Fla. Mott. Riley L., Wills Point Tex. Myers, Conway O., Bowling Green, Va. Northrope, Edward D., Orange, Va. Pennock, Edgar N. Baltimore, Md Pike Albert, Franklin. Ga. Reese, Sam. Cornwell, s. c.
 WOUNDED SEVERELY Miller Albert H.. Asheville. N. c. Lee, Wilfred C.. Holden, Mo. Moore, Robert B.. Smithdale. Miss.
 CORPORALS Booker George D.. Gum Fork. Va VT eI' SSf <Aois <oCCH Slly, rex. Johnson, Junius A., Smithfieid. N. c. Poindexter, John, Roanoke, Va. Guyett. Joseph Arthur, mechanic, Sap ulpa, Okla. Jones. Sterling. wagoner. Orange, Tex.
 PRIvATES Earth, Paul A., Columbia, Mo. Bean. Perry. Millette, Okla Campbell. Carry L., Waugh, Va. Garrett, William H.. Grapeland. Tex. Goodman, Silas F., Mangum, Okla. McAllister. William E., Winnsboro. Tex. McKinnis, Frank E., Edmond. Okla. John w., Willow City Tex. Haekfield, Herman. Knox City, Tex. Hux. James A.. Windsor. N. c. Lnge, William J., Ettricks, Va. kedzerski. George, Baltimore. Md McElroy. Homer A. Troup, Tex. Matthews, Leo J.. Baltimore, Md. Olive R., Silver Point, Tex.
 MISSING IN ACTION
 PRIVATES Hudson, Hugh L.. Parthenon, Ark. Weeks. George T., Womble, Ark, White, Clarence E.. Woodlawn. Va, Whit. Lee H. Hagan, Va.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-08
WOUNDED, DEGREE UNDETER-
 MINED

CORPORALS Hargrave, George H, Texarkana, Tex. Helm, Louis O., St. Louis, Mo.
 PRIVATES Anderson, Carl. Anderson, s. c. Bacus, Herbert H., Br gton. Okla. Barnes, William &, Ellington, Mo. Lambert. Alfred l.. New Orleans, La. Owens. George, Wauhillau. Okla. Rasor, Jesse B., Mayde, Tex. Sparks, John w, Greenville, Tex MISSING IN ACTION
 CORPPORALS. N1cCord, Esca, Weaver, Tex. Bishop, Joseph H., Dill. Okla William, Wallace Nashville, Tenn. Voight Conrad, bugler, Galveston, ex.
 PRIVATES. Catalanotto, Vincent, Amite, La. Crouch, Dooley, Vinita, Okla Gabrels, Gully, Gainesville. Ga. Nations, James L., Oconalufty, N c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-08
DIED FROM WOUNDS RECEIVED
 IN ACTION

CORPORALS. Deck, Rogers E., Chiffon, Tex. Henry, Otis Texarkana, Tex o Leary. Timothy A., Luke, Md. Autry, Calton L.. Autryville, N. C. Bowling, Philip S, New Orleans. La. Forrest, Samuel P, Spencer, N. c. Mettler, Lee, Drexel, Mo. Morrison, George, Watson, Mo. Northcott James VT, Seminole, Okla. Penney. William L., Richmond, Va Perkins, Emmett D., Jackson, Miss Woody, Robert L., Handleman, N. c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-11-08
KILLED IN ACTION

Mcintosh, John M., Capt, Columbia, S. c. Ledbetter, Shirley. Bugler, Livingston,
 Tennessee. Enloe, Roscoe. Mechanic, Jefferson City,
 Missouri
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23

When you're fifty, your body begins to
creak little. at the hinges. Motion is
more slow and deliberate. "Not SO young
as I used to be" is frequent and unwel-
come thought. Certain bodily functions
upon which good health ana good spirits
SO much depend, are impaired. The weak
spot is generally the bladder. Unpleasant
symptoms show themselves. Painful and
annoying compiled tons in other organs
arise. This is particularly true. with ell
derby people. If you only know how, this
trouble can be obviated.
For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil has been relieving the in
convenience and pain due to advancing
years. It is a standard, old-time home
remedy. and needs no introduction. 1t is
now put up in odorless, tasteless capsules.
These are easier and more pleasant to take
than the oil in bottles.
Each capsule contains about one dose Of
five drops Take them just like you would
any pill, with small swallow of water;
They soak into the system and throw off
the poisons which are making you old be-
fore your time. They will quickly relieve
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
Doctor Yourself.

He pressed his "germinal" nose fiat
against the candy case, his round blue
eyes fixed on the tempting array of all
day suckers, but he reached his money
up to the drug clerk, this baby with the
sweet tooth, and lisped: "Plethe give
me 10 cents worth Of asafetida,' cause
me she don't want us to get the flu
well, I'll be jiggered," said by
stander. "Asafetida instead of candy |!
I'll bet on the former as germ
Touchdown, though, but when had
thought of it?
"Forty years ago when we kids went
to the country district school with a
bag of the perfume tied round our
necks, did any flu germs dare turn it's
guns on us? Not on your life.
"Fix me up a quarters worth, joe"
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
Wanted His Riaht.

"What the dickens is the matter
with you" furiously demanded the
warder of Pat. "What do you mean
by kicking up Il row at this time of
the night?''
"Sure, an only want to go home, .
said Pat.
Don't be a fool, man." said the
warder, coming across to see if his
prisoner was quite well.
Fool, bedad," shouted Pat. from the
other side of the bars. 'T'm in me
rights"
Now, look here" broke in the ward
err meaningly, you've got seven days
hard; seven days you've got to4do, SO
you'd better do them quietly"
You're quite right" smiled Pat.
"Shure, the Guild boy gave seven days,
but, begorra, he said nothing about
nights, and faith you can surely trust
me to come back in the morning."
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
WEAK KIDNEYS MEAN
A WEAK BODY

those stiffened joints, that backache, rheu-
matism, lumbago, sciatica, gall stones,
gravel, "brick DUST" etc. They are an
effective remedy for all diseases of the
bladder, kidney, liver, stomach and allied
organs.
GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules
cleanse the kidneys and purify the blood.
They frequently ward off attacks of the
dangerous and fatal diseases of the kid,
neys. They have beneficial effect. and
ften completely cure the diseases of the
bodily organs, allied with the bladder and
kidneys.
If you are troubled with soreness across
the loins or with Simple" aches and pains
in the back take warning, it may be the
preliminary indications of some dreadful
malady which can be warded off or cured
if taken in time.
Go to your druggist today and get box
of GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules.
Money refunded if they do not help you.
Three sizes. GOLD MEDAL are the pure,
original imported Harlem Oil Capsules.
Accept No Substitutes.-Adv.
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
HOW TO FIGHT
SPANISH INFLUENZA
By DIR. L. w. BOWERS.

Avoid crowds, coughs and towards,
but fear neither germs nor Germans!
Keep the system in good order, take
plenty of exercise in the fresh air and
practice cleanliness. Remember clean
mouth, clean skin, and clean bowels
are protecting armour against disease.
To keep the liver and bowels regular
and to carry away the poisons within,
it is best to take vegetable pill every
other day, made up of May-apple, aloes,
jalap, and sugar-coated, to be had at
most drug stores, known as DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets. If there is sudden
onset Of what appears like hard cold,
one should go to bed, wrap warm, take
a hot mustard foot-bath and drink copi-
ously of hot lemonade. If pain develops
in head or back, ask the druggist for
Anuric (anti-uric) tablets. These will
flush the bladder and kidneys and carry
off poisonous germs. To control the
pains and aches take one Anuric tablet
every two hours, with frequent drinks
Of lemonade. The pneumonia appears
in most treacherous way, when the
influenza victim is apparently recover
ing and anxious to leave his bed. In re-
covering from bad attack of influenza
or pneumonia the system should be
built up with a good herbal tonic, such
as DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
cry, made without alcohol from the
roots and banks of American forest
trees, or his Irontic (iron tonic) tablets,
which can be obtained at most drug
stores, or send 10c. to DR.. Pierce's Inva-
lids Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y, for trial
package.
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
Flowers Given Fighters Names.

The blossoms which will be leading
features of the annual chrysanthemum
authorities again permit public gather
ings, are named for Gen. Hunter Lig-
gett and Admiral Sims. They were
christened by American, English and
French sailors. Several new blossoms
of the General Kuhn seeding named
last year have been placed near the
General Pershing," also christened at
last years show.
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
catarrh Cannot Be Cured

by LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat Of the disease.
Catarrh is local disease, greatly influ-
enced by constitutional conditions. HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE will cure catarrh.
It is taken internally and acts through
the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the
System. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
is composed of some of the best tonics
known, combined with some of the best
blood purifiers. The perfect combination
of the ingredients in HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE is what produces such won
derful results in catarrhal conditions.
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
f. J. Cheney & Co., Props, Toledo. O.
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
Mistaken Kindness.

"Cyrus, all the hired man l had left,
he's down to the hospital in Paterson"
says Uncle Abimelech Bogardus Of
Preakness, N. j. Cyrus, he had tus-
sic with our bull yearling. Had pole
in him down, when he tuck the pole
out. Says the yearlin' was snortin'
like it hurt him.
Guess he thought he'd grant a
armstice or somethin'."
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
One ON Pana.

Father said the sharp small boy,
II saw a deaf and dumb beggar in the
street this morning, and he had an inn
pediment in his speech"
"a deaf and dumb man with an i'm
pediment in his speech" exclaimed
father. Done talk nonsense, Lance
lott
But he had, father" insisted the
boy.
lone of his middle fingers was miss
ing"
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
Acid-Ston,aCh Victims
SickIy, " eak, Unfit,
DEPRESSED

Maybe you have an acid-stomach-
and don't know it! There are millions Of
such people-weak, ailing, tired, worn
out and 'all IN before the day is half
gone-listless and Indifferent to their sur
roundings-often with aches and pains
all over the body-woefully lacking in
physical power and mental vigOr-pale.
maciated-just dragging out a weary
existence. Nine out of every ten of
these people are unconscious victims OF
acid-Stomach.
Thousands upon thousands of people
who are subject to attacks Of indigestion
and biliOusness; who are nervous, mel
ancholy mentally depressed; who suffer
from rheumatism. lumbago or sciat1ca
yes, even many of those who have
catarrh, ulcer or cancer of the stomach
If the trouble is traced to its source. it
will often be found to be just acid-stom-
ach. For these are only some of the all
rAents that are caused by what the doc
frs call superacidity, which Is another
fame for sour or acid-stomach.
What you want to know above all
Else is how to quickly r!S yourself Of ex-
csss acid. A wonderful modern remedy
caIien s.ATQtNIC literally wipes 1t out.
1t does the worn sicily, speedily and
naturally. 1t makes the stomach pure,
sweet, cool and comfortable. 1t helps
you get full strength out Of every mouth
full of good you eat; and unless you DO
get full strength from your food you
cannot enjoy robust, vigorous health.
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23

You eat to LIVE. Your life depends on
the strength you get from your food
There Is no other way.
EATONIC is in pleasant-tasting tab
let form-just like a bit of candy. We
urge you-no matter what yOu have tried
take Eatonic just one geek and find
out for yourself how wonderfully i'm
proved you will feel. See how quickly
EATONIC banishes the immediate eff
fects of acid-stomach bloat, heartburn,
belching, food-repeating, sour, gassy
stomach, indigestion, etc. See too, how
quickly your general health improves
how much more you relish your food
how much more easily it is digested-how
soundly you sleep--how nervousness and
irritability disappear. And all simply
because by taking EATONIC you have
rid your stomach of lot of excess acid
that has been holding you back and max
ing your life miserable.
EATONIC is absolutely harmless. 1t
can be taken by the most delicate. Tens
of thousands of people, who have used 1t
are enthusiastic in its praise.
EATONIC is absolutely guaranteed, so
get big soc box from your druggist. III
it does not help you your money will be
refunded. II your druggist does not keep
EATONIC. send your name and address to
the Eatonic Remedy Company, 1913 5.
Wabash Ave-, Chicago, ILL.,, and they will
at once mail you SOC box and you can
send them the money for 1t after you re-
ceive It.
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
After the OHense.

'It was a portly but very polite per-
son who sat next to Jones in a railway
station.
Pardon me-" said he to Jones, "but
what would you say if sat on your
hat?''
Suppose you sit on it and then ask
me-" sarcastically suggested Jones.
II did," said the portly person, i'm
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
Not Valid.

"Gadspur is disappointed man."
"Why so?"
HE wanted to get into the army
but made mistake in his question
naire."
"How was that?'
"He waived exemption on the ground
of domestic infelicity and the exemp-
ton board couldn't see it that way
Birmingham AgeHerald.
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
Appealing to Real influence.

what is your objection to me as .
son-in-law?" inquired the young man
with the melancholy expression.
"Who told you / didn't like your"
asked Mr.. Cumrox.
"Gwendolyn."
Clever girl. She is saying that so
as to make you more popular with her
mother"
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
A Marathon to Berlin.

First Map Gazer-Now that the
president has answered MaX's note it
is Germany's move.
Second Map Gazer-Move; why,
man, they're already moving so fast
that it's question whether they can
slow up enough to know when they
pass Berlin.
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
Alert Suspicion.

1--WE won't quit till the kaiser koes
out of business" remarked the en-
phatic citizen.
mo-" replied Mr.. Dustin StSax, "and
what's more We'll see to it that ne
doesn't try to start up the same old
shop with bunch of dummy direc-
tors" - F
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
Some Seasoning.

"'They call our American army I'M
seasoned troops"
well, they were fairly well mus
tered in, have plenty of pep and now
everybody admits they are the salt of
the EARTH"
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
Real Masters of SIana.

Things have come to pretty pass. y
"What's the matter .nOw?"
"I've got seven-year-old boy who
can speak better slang than / can"
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
You Nav TRY cuticura Free

Send today for free samples of Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment and learn
how quickly they relieve itching, skin
and scalp troubles. For free samples,
address, "Cuticura, Dept. K, Boston"
At druggists and by mail. Soap 20,
Ointment Is and 5O.-Adv.
The Benson signal., 1918-11-23
Safest Plan.

1--WE have been married ten years
without an argument"
That's right Let her have her own
way. Don't argue. "-Louisville Cour-
ier-Journal.