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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-02-26

sic stawia W piatek do banku Jagief-
ly, ma drugiem pietrze W budynku
Dziennika Chicagoskiego, pnr. 1455-
81 West Division utica. Deputowany
naczelnego kolektora akcyzy, p. Ju-
liusza Smietanki, bedzie W dzien wy
mleniony a sluzyt bedzie zebranym
dawaniem wszelkich potrzebnych in
formacyi. Jest MIN p. Jan Smorowski
2 biura kolektora federalnego. StawiG
sic trzeba pomiedzy godz. 2:S0 po-
pofudniu a Sta wieczorem.
u - q
q poborowymi z dystryktu numer
Ga jutro do obozu Camp Grant, W
Rockford, ILL.,, wyjezdza DR.. Stefan
Czajkowski, do niedawna lekarz W
szpitalu PREY domu poprawy wv. ,,Bri
dewell". DR.. Czajkowski jest synem
PIP. Michala i Franciszki Czajkow-
skich, zamieszkaiych pnr. S103 No.
Monticello ave.
q 4 q
Roczne zebranie cz}onk6w Stowa-
~rzyszenia Northwest Side CONNER
cial Association" odbedzie sic w re-
s~tauracyi Gersten'a PREY mar. Divi-
sion i Asland ave-, W przysziy czwar-
TEX, dnia 2S+go lutego o godzinie
1890 W obiad.
Wyb6r urzednikow ma rok obecny
i inne sprawy beda ma tenn posiedze-
nil zalatwione.
q q q
W poniedzia}ek, dnia 11-go marca
ma sic odbyG pierwszy odczyt p. An
toniego Czarneckiego, cz1onka Rady
szkolnej miasta Chicago i czlonka
redakcyi dziennika Chicago Daily
News. Odczyty maja sic odbywat
ma Uniwersytecie Stanu Wisconsin,
W Madison, Wis, ma kt6re uczeszczaG
beda studenci tegoz Uniwersytetu.
Dnia 1890 marca p. Czarnecki pre-
cawiat o Polsce bedzie ma zebraniu
XII 1bu ogioszeniowego t. wv. ,,Adver-
Using Club" W st. Louis, Mo.
q q q
Redakcye Dziennika Chicagoskie-
go wczoraj popoiudniu odwiedzif
wojak, Antoni Hartowicz, kucharz w
ko-Apanii &C" 1920 puiku piecho-
ty W Camp Logan, Houston, Texas.
Miody Hartowicz przyjechai IA 10.
dniowy urlop do rodzic6w swoch, PIP.
Antonelgo / J6zefy Hartowicz, zamie-
szkalych pnr. 1913 N. Hamlin ave.
Hartowicz powiada, IL ostatnio,
pred jego wyjazdem do Chicago,
pomyslne egzamina ma drugiego po-
rucznika ziozyli dwaj Polacy, sier-
zant Michal Komorowski i kapral
Piotr P. Stanisiawski, obaj z kompa-
nil &c. Kandydat6w byio osmiu.
Nowi porucznicy ~przeniesieni zostali
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-02-26

Pieknie i cieplej dis wieczorem.
w srode wzmagajqca sic pochmur--
nose i cieplej. Umiarkowany swiezy
poiudniowy i poludniowo-zachodni
wiatr.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-02-26

Wtduy SID" Any hdAdp AASH4Sy LOU IL
bawi{ sic z dwoma innymi chlopca-
mi ma lodzie ma polnocnym dop}ywie
rzeki Chicago, blisko Central Park
ave. L6d pod MIN sic zaiama& i Ny
kaza wpadl do woody. Policya re sta
cyl Irving Park poszukuje jego cia-
Ia. Nykaza mieszkal pnr. $50 Angu-
sta ul.
Oh. J6zef WiSniewski, ~pracujacy
dla firmy H. w. Caldwell and Son,
PREY rogu ulic 17tej / S. Western av.,
stall pod korytem, ktorem piasek
spiywa ma doh. Naraz koryto to sic
zapadio i ma dol runelo kilka ton
piasku, kt6ry nieszczesnego zywcem
zagrzebaI. WiSniewski mieszkai pnr.
I'LL w. 1Sta III.
q q q
Pozar wybuchf wczoraj W budyn-
ku pnr. 1243 Mautene Ct, W kt6rym
sic mieSci wyszynk OBJ. T. Sobolew-
skiego i fabryka kapeluszy Chicago
Hat Works. Zanim plomienie uga-
szono, wyrzadziiy szkode ma $4,000.
q o q
William Ennis, LEGACY lat "a VIE
ku, z pnr. I'LL n. Hoyne ave-, woz-
MICA, pozgany zostai wczoraj nozem
pr2ez Franciszka Stanczaka z pnr.
| 1900 \. Hoyne ave. Powodem tego
niiaia bye kl6tnia jaka powstaia po-
miedzy cboma W groserni pnr. 1858
n. Hoyne aye. Ennisa, nieprzytom-
nego odstawiono do szpitala Sw. Eli
biety. Stanczak ucieki. Podlug ida
mia policyi, PREY kazdem spotkaniu
Ennisa z Stanczakiem przychodziio
do kiotni a potem do b6iki. Policya
poszukuje Stanczaka.
q q y
J6zef WiSniewski, lat 35 wieku, z
pnr. I'LL West 1S-ta ul. woznica "a
trudniony przez spoke H. W. Cald-
well Company, podczas wyladowywa-
mia drobnego kamienia i piasku z
wozu W ~,,jardach" sp6lki wymienio-
mel utracii zycie.
NieszczeSliwy wypadek ten mial
miejsce wczoraj o godzinie 1-szej po-
poludniu. WiSniewski, podczas pra-
CIV stracii r6wnowage i wpad} do ma
sypu, CO, mimo dwugodzinnej piracy
W celu wyratowania go, spowodowalo
smierc jego przez uduszenie. Martwe
ciaio WiSniewskiego wydobyto i Cd
stawiono do k~ostnicy.
q = q
We wtorek, dnia 1890 marca, W
sail parku ~Stanforda, PREY Union
ave. 1 14-tej ul. ma sic odbyc odczyt
z ilu~stracyami o Francyi, przez pan
MIA Julia Jaffray. Wstep do sail VOL
ny dla wszystkich.
q q q
Szeregowiec, Piotr Susmarski,
czionek kompanii zolnierzy stacyono-
wanych W Camp Logan, W Houston,
Texas, przyjechal onegdaj do rodzi'
COW swoich zamieszkaiych pnr. 1647
n. Paulina I'll, gdzie tez spedzi urloQ
dziesiecio-dniowy.
u q
W niedziele, dnia 17-go marca W
gmachu pnr. 1S47 N. Hermitage av
odbedzie sic przedstawene dane przez
dziatwe z Ochronki Zmartwychwsta-
ma Panskiego. Poczatek przedstawte'
mia zapowiadaja ma godzine 3-cia po'
po}udniu W dzien wymieniony.
q q q
Wszyscy CT, kt6rzy, podiug przepi'
SOW rzadowych maja oplacat poda'
TEX z dochod6w W roku 1917, niecn
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-02-26
Y AMMONIA.

Wazne zawiadomienie do wszystkich
Towarzystw W dzielnicy Annowo.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-02-26
CABINET CHIN Rely
GNUJE.

Pekim, 26. lutego. - Prey
dent Feng-Kwo-Czang przyja}
rezygnacye premiere Wang
Gin zena wraz Z ca}ym gabi-
netem.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-02-26
POWITANlE

MISTRZA PADEREWSKIEGO, przedstawiciela Ko-
mitetu Narodowego uznanego przez Stany Zjedno-
czonei Misyi przedstawiajace j Armie Polska we Francyi
W Niedziele 3-go Marca
Ma czele p~rzyjecia znajduje sic potezna organiza-
eva National Security League. Pc ~poludniu W OIL
brzymiem Coliseum. Wstep b~ezplatny.
Wieczorem w hotelu Morrison $500 cd osoby
czytajcie w~iadomosci w dzisiejszym Dzienniku
Zgfaszajcie sic pc bilety i wszelkie informacye do
sekretarza Komitetu urzadzajacego, Jana A. Weddy
w Banku Polskim North Western Trust & Savings
Bank, 1901 Milwaukee Avenue, r6g Division uicy.
ZsIoszenia po bilety ME beda przyjmowane pc
czwartku.
Pc poludniu Wspania}y Poch6d
Wsrodmiesciu.
ITO ME lest osloszenie, hcz dobrowolne oznajmicne Wydawnictwa
Dnenika Chicasoskieso. ZycziwoSt te Komtet urzadzaacy W zupelnoSci
ocenia)
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-02-26
EXIT A
OSTATNIE TTLEGRAMY.

ROSYANIE
PSKOW.
Londy., 26. lutego. - VOL
ska bolszewickie odebra1y
Pskow, wziety wczoraj przez
Niemc0w.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-02-26

TO ME Jest oslosnne, lecz dobrowolne oznajmienie Wydawnictwa
Dzennka Chicasoskieso. Zycziwosc te Komitet urzadzaacy W zupelnoSci
ocena)
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-02-26

Szeregowiec, Piotr Susmarski,
czionek kompanii zolnierzy ~stacyono-
wanych W Camp Logan, W Houston,
Texas, przyjechal onegdaj do rodzi-
COW swoich zamiesEkaiych pnr. 1647
n. Paulina ri, gdzie tez spedzi urlop
dziesiecio-dniowy.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-02-26

We wtorek, dnia 1890 marca, W
sail parku Stanforda, PREY Union
ave-. I 14-tej ul. ma sic odbyG odczyt
2 ilustracyami o Francyi, przez pam
MIA Julia Jaffray. Wstep do sail VOL
ny dla wszystkich.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-02-26

W niedziele, dnia 17-go marca W
gmachu pnr. 1S47 n. Hermitage av.
odbedzie sic przedstawene dane przez
dziatwe z Ochronki Zmartwychwsta-
ma Panskiego. Poczatek przedstawte-
mia zapowiadaja ma godzine S-cia po-
po}udniu W dzien wymieniony.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-02-26

%, droga
s~iostrO. w ia
Xxi spOs0b o.
trzymaiaS TAX
Diekny Who's"
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-02-26

Wszyscy CT, kt6rzy, podiug przepi-
SOW rzadowych maja opiacac poda-
tex 2 dochod6w W roku 1917, MECH
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-10-16
Last Years Star Fades and
Coach HOiIenback viii
Try Ont Newcomers in
msity Bdckfeld
BN EDWIN ]. POLLOCK

TOE STRATS. so-called Texas terror
cauf footed by many as an All-Ameri-
ran last wear. has been denoted by Bill
Hollenbacl;, the big boss at Franklin
Field these days. and Joseph is now
playing with the Penn scrubs.
a varsity man almost from the first
thud of n football last season, Straus
has been the exact opposite this fall. and
he fact that he is a member OF the
second eleven can he attributed to his
own poor playing. He has been listless
m the attack. careless or the defense
and Indifferent always.
Bill HoIlenback is not man who goes
by reputation. No one in the country is
better judge of real football players
'han Wee william, but he does not
base his verdict on what player has
done it's wha; he is doing Hes like
he much-abused guy from Missouri :;
he has to be shown. And Straus hasn't
shown anything that warrants a position
on the varsity eleven, poor as the mate.
rial is at Penn in these days.
II have better men for his positi ion, -
said Coach Hollenback in way OF ex-
planatiOn when asked concerning
strauss demotion. II will pick the back
field on the merits OF the men as they
play in the daily practices here. I have
heard LOT about Straus, but he hasn't
shown me anything that makes me be-
i!eve he is a varsity man.
Il like man who is willing 10 learn
aud puts his whole-hearted efforts in
The practice. This boy Crawford looks
like a football player to me- lie does
not know much about college football
but he listens when | tell him anything
and, better than that, he remembers 4
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-10-16
SOPP, SWIM STAR
AND SAILOR, DIES
VICTIM OF "FLU"
Middle Atlantic Champion and
Record Holder Succumbs After
Short Illness at Home

Ernest W. Sopp, one Of the best
middle-distanCe swimmers ever devel-
oped i'm this city died last night, vic
Tim of epidemic influenza and pneu-
monia. He was enlisted in the navy
and stationed at Pier No. 10.
Sopp did most of his swimming un-
attached. but had just recently Joined
the Meadowbrook club. He never rep
resented the Wanamaker club in COM
petition.
The most recent and prominent event
ia which Sopp took part was the national
ten-mile championship which was con-
tested over the Delaware river course.
lie finished second to Leo Giebel, the
Dig New York boy, but the officials OF
the meet disqualified him for failing TO
swim between certain buoys which
marked the finishing line,
Sopp holds many local and Middle
Atlantic swimming records. His last
drive against best previous performances
being i'm the Middle Atlantic half-mile
championship in August which was held
wed the Lafayette course in the SchuyI-
Kill
Sopp had been in only since last Fri
day. lie left Pier ~ on Friday to
visit his home and influenza overlook
him that night. Pneumonia developed
on sunday
Rube eastman. another famous ath-
lete. is critically i'll with influenza.
eastman is the former catholic High
Eastern League basketball and League
Island baseball star.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-10-16
VEN A STAR FALLS
AND KEADY PROVES
II SOME STAR DROPPER
kehigh Tutor, Strict Disciptnmian adopts Unique
n System to Make Rookie Headliner FolIo,c Train
ing Rules Observed by Football Men
By ROBERT W. MAXWELL
Sports Editor Evening Public Ledger

THE training in player
any other line of athlete grdron his
cut Tor him from
rules until the final whistle
se no alcohol tobacco which
makes life
varsity means hard
o"cut to convince their physical condition
There
coach at Lehgh method
path
be follows OF
few
end forward addition had world
highly elated
because isn't his
Smith however.
the He little the
he continued
stimulating
replied
that he o
~ deliver the football field he
shouldn't
Worry
JHE coach hOucrer
decided TO tD heroic 10 inporc his nocturnal
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-10-16

well ad
on Off the
thinking all o
boss.
night he his athletes
fellow
another cigarette time
a He
talk on
1oolhan
Every there Tom
o
a the The eorders
They walked
o
their
a
t11r Aeesst
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-10-16
JOE STRAUS DENOTED
TO PENN SCRUB TEAM

"Straus acts as If he's varsity half
back already. lie isn't: he's just 4
Scrubman and he'll remain on the scrubs
until he shows me that he belongs on
the varsity | play no faVorites. Not a
man on the team is sure OF his position
Just as soon as a scrub player shows
big Improvement he goes over to the
varsity and another man goes back
Every one will he given an equal
chance"
Strauss Rep" in Danger
The poor playing OF S.raus has been
the talk Of the campus. and many stu
dents are becoming convinced that lNs
reputation as a linebrealier last year
was due not so much to his own ability,
but to the fact that Penns forwards
and backs made the holes in the rival
defense.
In the last Saturday scrimmage game
strauss team was beaten by three
touchdowns. As leader. Joe was a
Nat failure. lie did nothing on the Of
fense and less on the defense. All
three touchdowns two of which were
made by Crawford, were scored through
Straus : position.
The lineup for the opening game Of
the season against Swarthmore ,on Sat
urday is taking material form. Coach
Hollenback has virtually decided on the
personnel of the line, hut will not make
| his backtield selections until tomorrow
or Friday.
Tilly Walker and Bud Hopper are the
probable ends. with Joe Mitchell also
well up IN the running. Mitchell would
have had a better chance for "A wing po-
! stion. but he has been working with
| other medical students in the battle
| against the "iu" and has been unable to
get out for practice. He will return to
the field today and start his fight for
| a varsity berth
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-10-16
LU LU GOLF TOURNEY
Members Will PLAY for Walker
Golf Cup Today

DR. George IT, Simmerman. chairman
Herman Klelnman. Recorder OF Deeds
James NJ. Hazlett and J. +. Fryer, tour
nament committee of the Lu Lu country
Club. announce that the competition Tor
the Walker Golf cup for men VIII be de-
cided over the links of the club today.
Tomorrow the women of the club Will
strive for the coveted Walker trophy. .
on October "a and 26 the tourney viii
first DAY the competition being for men
and on the 2Gth for women. At the con-
clusion of the latter contest the fnal
dinner match of the season will be
played and-a large turnout of the clup
golfers Is expected.
The tournament committee is hus-
tling buch and despite all the adverse
conditions has been able to retai n the
members interest In the varied CLUB
competitions. The remaining events are
expected to have record entry list.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-10-16
OPEN DEER SEASON
Many Cunners on Hunting
Grounds Of Jersey =.

The opening OF the deer hunting sea-:
son IN New Jersey today found many
gunners at their post in the woods In
various sections of the state.
Game wardens say there is evidence
of plenty Of deer at Hunters Mill. Mill
may. Cedar Branch and Fries Mill Ad-
ditional fire wardens are in the woods to
guard against violations of the forestry
laws
The big game preserve opposite the
Bethlehem Loading Company. controlled
by wealthy Philadelphlans and residents
of thin city. contains over 5000 acres
and has been paradise because of pro-
lection for the game and for the hunters.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-10-16

New York, Oct. 16.--The athletic authori-
ties Of Amherst College notified the Column
b!a football ma ma cement yesterday that they
had accepted the date of November . for
a game between the eleyens Of the two in
slit tutions.
Columbia now has TWO games arranged,
as Sew York University will meet the Blue
and White on the grid ron November 23.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-10-16
Feet Too Big; Can't Play
on Penn Cridiron Squad

dent who want wants 70 plas fooi6si Il and has D
big feet. The allotment Of cleated
shoes at the. raining house has been
young man j. not n member Of the grid.
iron sauad because. he wears "eleysn,."
champion. IT'S some feat TO it his
feet.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-10-16

Indianapolis. Oct. 16,--John Aitkeu. one
OF tn" best automobile race drivers in
America. died here today OF pneumonia. FOL
lowing AN attack Of influenza. Hr had
raced In AL s"cbons Of the country aud had
participate in most OF the big automobile
speed contests since tnat sport beCs me pop
u,ar. He was thirty-thrce years Old.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-10-16
ples 10 BED

Before
to
"Smth will want you o i'm
of it
Nobody Smith 5
he hat SIN. would
%
the
time He kept up hour showing wonderful
O position,
Of
specaAdelight n jumping on
o
wouldn't
like a said:
from the
dressing There Ready delivered
o do n
7SHREE days later smith able
- n StH the
he to he said:
r. long ut
/ /
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-10-16
Name Soccer Cup Game Referees

Referees appointed TO oniciate in frst-
round National Cup games newt SATURDAY
are: Dlsston vs. Merchants u. at Tacony.
Jimmy Walder; Hog Island vs. Merchant
ship at Ninety-fourth street and Tinicum
avenue Johnny Walder; bethlehem Steel
Company W.. New York Ship. at Bethle-
hem, George Young.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-10-16
Walker. Former Boxer. Flu" Victim

philip Walker brother OF Eddie Walker.
who qua rds the pass gate at the olympia
Boxing Club is dead OF infuenza. Walker
was former professional boxer. having
Fought q number Of times at the olympia
and National
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-10-16

=, william L. Hitler. captain of the Catholic
High School baseball team in 1917. died
yesterdav Of pneumonia. after Il few DAYS
Illness He married less than a month aso
Miss ltllda G. Schachte. She. too. Is III
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-10-16
HOU Tom Prored He as the Boss at Lehigh


- will his
than didn't
all
the street TO give chance overlook No. sir
hiaousy and
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-10-16
Keady Tries New System on Mr.. Smith

THE following Wednesday Tom with
to the
is called Bloody Wednesday" by
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-10-16
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The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1918-11-05
THE AMERICAN SOLDIER

We knew the American soldier before he left here. We
knew his forbears, the history they had made and the heritage
they had left behind them, and we knew that he would prove
himself in every way worthy OF the glorious past. This was an
article of faith with US, but it was only a theory, after all, and
no theory is dependable until put to the proof.
The young men were at a great disadvantage. We were
unprepared. Our soldiers were not trained or seasoned. They
went forth to fight for an ideal which seemed a Quxotic mission
to many foreigners, who have always put material things above
all else. With marvellous celebrity and expedition the raw
recruits were trained and sent across the ocean. No sooner had
they reached the front than they began to show their mettle
and skill. They had the spirit Of their sires, and they knew
intuitively what it took Europen soldiers years to learn.
Each individual soldier was a unit to be reckoned with,
There were no automatons. Each possessed the initiative, and
did not wait for specific commands.
On every battlefield they won the admiration OF everyone,
even of the enemy. And their manner of fighting was so new
and original that they confused, mystifed and defeated the best
trained and best seasoned troops of Europe.
They have shown that they have the fighting blood in them,
and that they are worthy scdns of illustrious sires, BY their
undaunted courage they appeared to display a foolhardiness
and an unwise contempt of death, but the logic OF events has
shown that they knew how to take care of themselves, as well
as take care OF the enemy. They have sustained the highest
traditions Of their c%ountrymen.
1t is human nature to honor and admire puisSancc and
valiancy, and all nations are proud Of their soldiers and defend
crs, but tt is no eXaggeration to say that, considering all the
disadvantages under which he laborcd, the American soldier has
won and is entitled to the praise and honor OF his countrymer
as no other soldier is, and this is saying much when we con-
slider that all nations engaged have done so we'll. Their glory
will not soon fade. When they return home they will be wei
coined as conquering heroes.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1918-11-05

d, tt@N9gN (a
II Rou K.NouNoH:

War is not without its exciting moments, even for those who stay
nome Irlxie Friganza adopted a soldier named Andrew Jackson.
and became his godmother for the wellknown duration. He was then
in France.
Andrew came back the other day and called up his godmother
limousine to meet him, to find that Andrews former name a George"
and he was once a pohtah on the New Haven road. Yassah!
LINES ON A FAMOUS ILLNESS.
When the kaisers sick,
The kaiser a saint would be.
When the kaisers we'll
A kaiser of a saint is he.
Hindy has Is much of a headache as though he really had spent
several evenings in Paris.
Now comes a constant reader named F. r. G., who claims that a
cherry pfc is more to be pitted than censured.
As Wilson Miner says, why worry about the war?
The first 100 years are the worst
Napoleon Bonaparte has enlisted in the army and started for camp
In Medford, Mimi. Now We can see the lightning Of the end.
OUR ELEVATOR MAN SAYS:
Financially, at least, there ire no easy marks in Germany any
Better pay taxes to Uncle Sam than to the An-Eighest.
in the corner cigar store?
The kaiser and his wife must have loved the crown prince an aw-
full lot to bring him up.
We have our moments of deep depression when we do not believe
Ones that need a shave.
Yesterday we saw one which had been ambHng around in a rain
every whisker standing erect, and the man underneath seemed perfectly,
as it were, happy, Those hats don't bother the people who wear them.
come back each year with longer whiskers than the year before.
BUT WELD LICK Ter.
Dear sir-lt is plain to all, in the light of recent events. that Ger
many now has a monopoly of both bier and whine. w. D. CARNEY.
Evidently II is the belief OF many gentlemen in this country who
are bent upon becoming malefactors Of great wealth at the expense of
the ultimate consumers, that several of the Ten Commandments have
also been adjourned.
antness Is gong to end arr Marshal Foch and Gen. Pershing; but, Of
course, they are too close to their subject to understand much about it,