The evening herald., 1918-03-16
ANSWERS TO HEINIEs
NONSENSE


Lie No. i-"This rs capitalists war
because the cupi,alis, tautcd 10 Keep
on making money l1 manufacturing
and shipping munitions aud they
forced the govcrnmvni iu declare wal n
order 60 protect the boats
Answer r-Thc cn'un,r uf the United
states into the wur tuuk from the cap.
itulist his profits and F.. turning them
into labor probnhl. t',fr have been
few food 'proiitcefs and the like, but
they are being dealt with. aud the ouly
financial profit from 'hr war accrued to
luboring mcN
Lie No. 2-"This b, % capitalists war
because the capitalist had bought Eng
lish bonds and were afraid the bonds
would be worthless % Germany won. -
Answer Thea, since the muuition
capitalists lose money by the war. aud
the capitalists who bad bought German
bonds would oppose vur. it was strug
gle of these two classes of capitalists
for peace. opposed hr those who hid
bought English bonds The latter were
incompurnhly IN the minority aud could
not have won such struggle even il IL
had taken place, Oi course Il is also nee.
essary TO assume that the capitalists
who brought ON the war caused the
events which caused The Americas pco,
pie TO declare through their represent.
stivcs that they we've iu n state Of war
with Germany. These events which the
capitalists must have caused were,
namely, the sinking of the Lusitnnin
ia Americans murlcrcd); of the Ara.
bic (3 Americans murdcrcd1 Of the
llcspcrian q American murdered; of
the Marina (S Americans murdered
of the Russian ca Americans muir.
dorcd of the Nigiuucia IS Americans
murdered; of the Aztec t2s Americans
murderedl, and OF other sinkiugs and
murders. II this is q capitalists war
the capitalists were iu control OF tho
German submarine.
Lie No. s. America has morr to
fear from England than from Ger
many -
Answer THE English and German
watships in Manila Bay. 1898. Zimmer-
man : note 10 Mexico. The kaiser = pro.
posal 10 England ~ JON him in attack.
| ing the Monroe Doctrine. Tha kaiser =
regrets that Europe had not encouraged
the South during the civil war. and his
hopes that the East aud West might
get bc set against each other So that
two weak countries might take the place
Of single strong one. 81 shall stand
no nouscnse from America after the
war, he said repeatedly to the Amer.
icnu ambassador while America and
Germany were IN terms of peace, But
I the trnt answer 10 this most stupid OF
all lies IL the history of the World since
1911 and IN particular the record at re-.
lations between the United states and
Germany beginning with the ith of
MAY. 1915.
Lie No, A" Germany wants lust
pence and England is preventing 1t,
\ Answer Ask the man who tells this
| lie 80 state the German terms
/ Lilo No. 5"The Red Cross is a cap,
italiSts' money making concern. u sold
o sweater made hy the grandmother OF
/ q girl who lives on the corner of Wash
! ugton street aud Wilbur avenue.
Ansver-1hpt girl hasn't got any
grandmothrt, Three corner lots at tn,
/ intersection Of Washington street aud
! Wilbur aSenur are vacant, and m,
fourth is occupied by q stag hotel, Find
another grandmother.
Lie Nc 6-''lf YOU have "A food con
scrVation card IN your window the gu,
mcnt win come and take away all voul
iclics and preserves and everything els,
you put up last fall
Answer Yes; they re for Mr Rookie
fcllrr. Hes fond Of icllics aud pre-
serves and can Z afford TO buy Guy.
Lie No. 7---''lf the allies lost IN,
war, that wouldn't hurt America any
Germany wouldn't try 60 DO anything
TO America. even " America were on tn,
losing side.
Answer Nv hcnrt blccds fog Lou
! vain. The kniser)
Lies No. to No, l.2e3,io that is
oil the other lies.
Answer Find the German who star,
! cd them