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Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07
ENCO BOYS IN
|}lIH THAT'S PRAISED

,.,e a number Of Mexico boys are
h tSSth Infantry, which is con-
.,sd a St. Louis organization. This
q ',spt made a great showing in the
n Of Argonne forest details Of
n reached St. Louis this week in
,..r from Major Norman Comfort,
bp lSSth to his father.
smoDg those from this county in
lstb are the following: George
uence Kunkel, Henry Clark, Will
IN FOy Dean, Maurice Dowell, Rus
Jones, Bryan Ridgeway, Eugene
.1nlirson. Robert Nichols, Louis
.uthcrn and Garrett Burgess.
h speaking of his regiment Col.
niort writes
Sn days in hell cannot describe
II time We lived in hail, a cloud
H. Of bursting shells, machine gun
lsis, poison gases, rain from sbe
.Nns, trip mines, and God knows
hsi not.
Every man now living had one
!, i or three men killed close enough
4 him to touch. How any came to be
red, cannot tell.
4 Zone 3OOm. shell would hit square
on one Of Col. Rumbold's batteries
hdnance men and ammunition, legs
lmets, gas masks would scatter il
directions-nothing would remair
i mammoth shell hole.
Ponce in Montaubun Wood, my or
Srly, Heltzel and myself, leading oul
rses, walked within Is feet Of ;
the machine gun nest unknowingly
rr troops had passed beyond anC
kled to detect it. The gun opened
4 b got one horse. We escaped int
dense thicket.
Again in my dugout Ia boche hut
she'll burst, cutting off the head o
amounted Corporal, James Smith o
ssnsas-five feet from me.
When for six days and six night
were gassed, shattered and maime'
each side from earth and sky, ye
ht a splinter did l receive. God sure
guarded me.
The casualties will all be publish
! saw nearly every officer an,
pan in the 1S8th some time during tn
|peration. It is impossible to eve
f'ntion each by name. All were her
tS and those living and those dea
|le deserving Of immortality.
Tell all at home that never ca
||ny battle have been more terrific o
|arder fought than what st. Louis
'7n regiment has just emerged from
lnd never has any organization put
Iarder dent in the hellish armor of tn
Kaiser.
II | live long enough will try t
FIlie and make known to the father
pnd mothers Of those at home wha
Iaelr Y sons did or have gone through
Psny a hero will be unsung and man
brave deed unrecorded as witnesse
II gone and the living are crowde
'ne work Of reconstruction in cal
lng for the living"
- .-l-sla-=--==
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07
A Ledger Standby.

Among the character" subscribers
to the Evening Ledger is DR.. W. l.
Reed of this city. DR.. Reed received
the first edition Of the Evening Led
ger and says he has never been missed
by the paper carrier. This is a splen
did record, and is highly appreciated
by the proprietor. .4--=ss-
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07
VICTOR RECOk DS
Come in and Hear Them

Keep The Home Fires Burning
No. 64696 ..................., Sl.OO
There's A Long, Long Trail, No.
64694 ,,........ .........,.. Sl.UU
By John Mccormick
Hindustan, No, 1s507, "keen'
dance record by Joseph c Smiths
OrcneStra .......''sfs .'.''''' oo'
Whispering Hope, No. S7107, S2.OC
wonderful duet by Alma Gluck ant
Louise Homer.
Ny Belgian Rose, No. 1S479,.. s5'
sung by Chas. Hart, Violin Obligato
very fine.
When Uncle Joe Steps Into Franc'
and Good Bye Alexander, No. lS49'
,s5c one of Collins and Harlans best
Victor Tungsten needles, plays 25
times without changing, four for 10
WORRELL, THE JEWELEI
On the New Corner.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

WASHINGTON, D. C., Nov. G.
The Republicans claim majority in
the House of Congress Of 21 and six
in the U. S. Senate. The National
Democratic Committee expect a
Democratic Senate majority of at
least one and Weekes, Of Massachus-
sets and ShafrOth, Of Colorado were
all defeated. Newberry in Michigan
is running ahead of Henry Ford al.
though the Detroit vote is cutting
down a big lead.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

The many friends of Mrs. Z. A.
Stubblefeld will regret to know she is
very i'll in Kansas City with pneu.
monia following an attack of in.
fuenza.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

has raising Of the service flag at
'u,.r5ans D. Catholic church here
~ was a most impressive cere-
There are thirty-fve stars in
H. and a large number of people
.,sssnt. Father Timothy o'Sul-
1. made one of his splendid and
e. ratriotic addresses.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07
PLAN FOR RETURN on TROOPS.

WASHINGTON, Nov. o--vhenevef
the war ends thousands of American
soldiers in France and Belgium Will
be used in the reconstruction Of the
war devastated areas. Wide utiliza-
ton of the American forces is contem-
plated while the troops await ships
to bring them home.
Officials estimated recently that
the American armies abroad could moi
all be brought bach in less than ter
months. The maximum monthly re
turn of the men cannot exceed u mil
lion.
Plans for returning the troops arc
of course, tentative as yet, but in
general way the return first of thos
who went over first is contemplated
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

Audrain county and Mexico voted
Dry on the Prohibition amendment
Tuesday though many who were Dry
scratched Eyes" on all amendments 10
be sure and vote against the Single
Tax. There was no organized cam
paign for the Dry amendment in Aud
rain. Mexico gave it majority of 50
The larger percentage of the negroes
voted against this amendment. The
single Tax amendment lost by a big
snowslide.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07
SOLDIER and SAILOR GIFTS
Pocket Photo Folders

Khaki, two large photos SOC to $1.5O
Leather, one to four photos, up to IS
Gold-flled, two photos, ...... 81 to $5
Sterling silver, one to four photos,
plain and chased styles,. $3.50 to $6
Pocket toilet sets, in khaki ard
leather; comb, mirror and brush,
| up TO ............' .'..s....s.' ~O-vV
WORRELL. THE JEWELER
On the New Corner.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07
MEXICO AUDRA1N COUNTY THURSDAY NOVEMBER 1918
GERMAN ARMISTICE
BODY REPORTED
GOING TO FRONT
BULLETIN.
Special TO the Ledger.
D. m.
AMSTERDAM, Nov. GA German
armistiee commission is reported on
its way 70 the front.
BULLETIN.
Special TO the Ledger.

3 D. m.
LONDON, Nov. 6.-The Germans
are retreating on a seventy-hve Iai!e
front and the greatest battle Of the
war is apparently impending.
WITH THE FRENCH ARMY IN
FRANCE, Nov. 6.-After Mondays
defeat in the region of the Disc, with
the loss of 1000 men made prisoners
and sixty cannon captured, the Ger
mans began a general retreat over the
entire front of the first army Tues
day morning. Gen. DebeLy's men en-
tered Gulse at $3.50 o'clock and pushed
on six miles further east in close pur.
suit of the German rear guards.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

PARIS, Nov. 6.-The retreat Of the
Germans between the Sambre Canal
and the Argonne gained impetus
Tuesday, according to the War Office
announcement last night. The French
troops cleared the enemy out Of large
sections of territory, making an ad'
vance which at certain points reached
depth of more than six miles.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

CHAMP CLARK we re-
right. but it looks as though
: ...nld n be a Republican Speaker,
n vii be a great disappointment
e n,mocrats o Of this county and to
.l.,t Wilson.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07
Chamherlain,s Cough Remedy.

Do not imagine that because other
cough medicines failed to give you re-
lief that it will be the same with
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. Bear
in mind that from small beginning
this remedy has gained a world wide
reputation and immense sale. A med
icine must have exceptional merit to
win esteem wherever 1t becomes
known. Adv,
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

L, Constitutional Amendmsnls
, h..0,rently all defeated. The
psmeu, could not carry the
.,,,n especially the single tax
!. tbe reason some Of then
.shuitted.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07
rxnoF THE DAY.

|fIhb Thce, cur Father,
p -, c,ri.tian leadership Of
y FOR cur Pershias
-.- aia Fosh. And as We
=, i,,',. =. cur boys be like then
h,,' '.iri,. 70 We pray that
ai' y Ike them as the
p, ,,,sir manhood Is like
: ,,.u, Christ Amen
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07
Gloves, Gloves Gloves.

from 1c pair up. dwl
JoHNsoN's VARIETY STORE,
Cheap Hosiery.
Mems asc to s1.O0 pair.
Ladies' zoe to $3.50 pair
Children's zoe to S9c pair. dwl
JOHNSON'S VARIETY STORE
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07
Quarterly Conference.

The first quarterly conference of
the Mexico Circuit will be held Nov
ember 9th at 2:30 at the parsonage.
Preaching at Bethel Sunday morning
by the Rev. Johnson, Presiding Elder
J. L. NICKERSoN,
d1w1 Pastor
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07
Asks Transfer to Class One.

Oscie Dubrai, who was placed IN
class 8 ] by the draft board has asked
that he be transferred to Class Ia and
be allowed to go with the next draft
contingent
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07
OUR STOCK
MISS vIRGIE HARRISON DEAD.

Word was received here Tuesday
night that Miss Virgie Harrison, Of
Chicago, a cousin of Miss Mary
French and Capt. ]. F. Harrison, Of
this city, had died in that city Tues
day following an attack Of influenza
She was a daughter Of the late B
F. Harrison, a prominent commission
merchant Of Chicago in years gone by
The burial will be in Chicago. TIL
Ledger extends sympathy to the be
reaved.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07
Men Will Go November Il.

The ffty-nine men who will be en-
trained under the next draft call fol
general military service at Kelly Fielt
San Antonio, Tex, will leave MexicC
Thursday, November IA.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07
FOLK LOSES By
$4,000 VOTES n
JUDGE SPENCER
BULLETIN.
a UNk.V.a

heLLLllN.
Special 10 the Ledger.
} D. m.
81 LOUIS Nov. 6.--Judge seldsp
spencer, Republican candidate Tor tbo
United States Senate from Mi,our,
according 10 the latest returns. Ia
defeated Joseph W. Folk BY 5000
votes. The Republicans in Missouri
won three Congressional seats from
the Democrats though the election 81
Speaker Champ Clark in the Ninth
District is assEed.
The race for Judge OF the Supreme
Court and Superintendent Of sebool-
is in doubt and it is believed the Pro.
hibition amendment was defeatad
through the heavy vote east againsi
it in St. Louis.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07
MILITARY WRIST WATCHES
$3.50 to $4,000

Lancet Watch, nickel case, Radio
dial and hands, Khahi s1ap, Crystal
protector and small Radio Compass
on the strap .........'..''.' Slo.VV
Special Elgin Watch, Goldhlled
case, Radio dial and hands, leather
strap, Crystal Protector and Compass,
only ......4........,.....'' Sl1.oU
WORRELL, THE JEWELEI
On the New Corner.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

The Woman's Missionary Society
of the Methodist church will meet at
the church Thursday afternoon at two
o'clock.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

Sell your poultry and eggs for the
best results to The Mexico Poultry &
Egg Co. wilt
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

Miss Lee Bomar has returned to
Chillicothe where she is attending
business college.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

,,.rmanent good roads in
|Ohh .,..rty are Of the utmost i'm
Tan thin ,bis time. That's the way
s,.;,ess 10 Mexico.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07
Get License to Marry.

A marriage license was issued Nov
ember 2 to Robert Pinda Atchison Of
Laddonia and Miss Moureen Norman
Of Perry.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

,--..oo {, over and We should
7 60. ,...,, again along the line Of
~ 80 a bigger and better
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

defeat. The Single Tax amendment
was showed under throughout the
state.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

Sell your poultry and eggs for the
best results to The Mexico Poultry s
Egg Co. wilt
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

Sell your poultry and eggs for the
best results to The Mexico Poultry g.
Egg Co. VIII
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07
3x4x9 INCHES
Three Pounds.

The box that will be provided by the
Red Cross to send your Soldier Gifts
to the boy cover there" is 9x4x9 in
ches in size and when filled must not
weigh over three pounds; it will not
be accepted for shipment by mail
after Nov. goth.
OUR STOCK
contains numerous articles that the
soldier needs and wants, that ore
small in size, light in weight and viii
fit nicely in your box.
WORRELL, THE JEWELEF
On the New Corner.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

John Walker, of Oklahoma, is the
guest Of Merico friends and relatives,
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

Total 1909 a..
Tho state generally favored the
nrobibition amendment though the
lead in st. Louis and one or two oil tne
otber larger cities may result in its
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

Sell your poultry and eggs for the
best results to The Mexico Poultry &
Egg Co. Wit
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

Inc many friends of George A.
Fwls will be glad to know that he Is
|..LIlng along nicely.
Mexico weekly ledger., 1918-11-07

~ BUY WAR SAVINGS sTAMPsu
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1918-09-28

Mary Malbrough, Mrs. D. PlancI-
! ard, Mary L. Smith. j. j. Shaw,
Ellie P. Therit, E. NJ. Whitehead.
Clamenteen Willis. When calling
for the above letters mention Ad-
vertised.
Advertised letters for week end
ing Sept. q, 1918:
Mrs. Juanit Boutte. E. Brownie,
Eola Broussard, Miss Louis Brous-
sard. R. L. Compton, Miss Vic
tore DeBlanc, Mrs. Loula Foy,
Lawrence Jose, Henry Joseph,
Bill Jones, N. Flojse, Harold Let
erman, Sgt. George Mathews, Miss
Odette Martin, Mike Magner, Mrs.
l.. Nose, Chas. Nennieh. F. Pre-
vost, Mrs. Lizzie Russian, Miss
Matilda Thomas, Mrs. Charles
F. Weber, Miss Dixie Leona
Young.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1918-09-28

the community for it's needs you
have no foundations for your civ.
ilization.
The coming of Zionism will be
simultaneous with the coming OF
single tax, said Mrs. Fels.
"Do you believe in Zionism
she asked. "No? l am sorry for
you. Zionism is here. There is
commission at work now in Pal
estine. There. I trust. the theories
Of the single tax party will first
be put into practice. -
Zionism and single tax-these
are the two hobbies Of Mrs. Fels.
But l forgot. Mrs. Fels asked
me in her melodius voice not TO
call them hobbies. They are her
life.
"Zi0nism is q political issue,
she protested, when I attempted
TO steer the course Of our CONVEX
sation into political channels.
What are We fighting over but
the welfare of small nations?"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1918-09-28

work for me and ! know it will help
others if they will give it fair trial. -
Mrs. LIZZIE COURTNEY, 1O8 9Th Ave,
West, Oskaloosa, Iowa.
Why will women drag along from day
20 day, year in and year out, suffering
such misery as did Mrs. Courtney, when
such letters as this are continually being
published. Every woman who suffers
IRON displacements, irregularities, in
ilammation, liberation, backache, ner-
vousness, or who is passing through the
Change of Life should give this famous
root and herb remedy, Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, trial. For
special advice write Lydia E. Pinkham
Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass. The result
Of its long experience is at your service.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1918-09-28
ADVERTISED LETTERS.

Advertised letters week end.
inc Sept. 18th: G. G.. Aultman,
olrs. Pearl Anderson, Clifford
Broussard, Mrs. Mary Beauneard,
Enigle Browll, Louis Bladder. Bat
tie Douglas, Miss Lizzie Denarail
Ornany DeBlanc, Gladys Fields,
Joseph Freeman, Mrs. F. Feace,
Davis Jones, Mrs. Everline Joseph.
). IL. .Jennison, Mrs. Mary Jones.
Miss Jone Lastroy. S. w. McFar-
land, Jr.. Mrs. Mary Martin.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1918-09-28
People Speak Wellof Chamberlain's
Tablets.

IT have been selling Chamberlain's Tab
lets for about two years and hear such
good reports from my customers that 7
concluded to give them a trial myself, and
can say that I do not believe there IS
another preparation of the kind equal %
them" writes G. A. Mcbride, Headford,
Ont. If you are troubled with indigestion
or constipation give them a trial. They
will do you good.
ADVERTISEMENT
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1918-09-28
Mrs. FEELS is one of the pillars

| Mrs. FEELS is one of the pillars
unfolding the single tax party.
She has taken up the burden
which fell to her upon the death
of Joseph Fds. She is paving
the way with the gold acquired in
the manufacture of Fels-Naptha
soap to that natural reform
single tax. which she describes as
the Cup to date way Of dividing
the natural resources Of God
among God s creatures. She is
seeing to it that the Joseph Fels
Commission, with branches
throughout the world shall not
perish from the face of the earth.
In speaking of the single tax
party she said: 81 am giving
every thing I have and am to it. ;
You see the single tax party is
more than a political party to her.
1t is an ideal, a dream, a religion,
a purpose in life. And that is
why l say that the democratic
party received a tribute when
Mrs. Fels went to the polls on
primary day as a democratic
voter.
81 voted the Democratic ticket
in order to put more power to the
President s elbow" said Mrs.
FEELS.
"The republicans declare that
they back up the President as
Loyalty as the democrats" said.
"Some republicans do, she
answered, "but not the republi-
can party"
The democratic party, said Mrs.
Fels, is the better fitted to merge |
with the single tax party, yet it
would have to become "more
and more democratic in the
hroadest sense of the word before
it could accept the insistence of
Henry George that the land be-
longs to the people just as the air
they breath.
The socialists. she said, have
not shown up very well.
"Some Of them have had their
heads so buried in theory that
they couldn't see the light, was
her way Of putting it. "They
have proved themselves anti-war
and anti-administration."
The political situation, as she
sees it, is very promising because
of the type of men who are infu-
encing it.
at is especially promising"
she added "because of it's great
head, Woodrow Wilson.
Mrs. Fels is the owner and one
Of the editors of Public, a maya
zine devoted to questions which
confront the people. In theseI
lays Of bloodshed and materialism
It is like coming upon an oasis In r.
he desert to peak with one so t
rich in ideals as Mrs. FEELS. lii
Single Tax in America. il
That single tax is coming in
America, she has not the slightest S
loubt, "The most intelligent S
people will first adopt the taxa
ion of land value" she declared. S.
America is intelligent and | feel y
hat it is coimng here. Surely it a
will not be long delayed" e.
Dire necessity will make the de- O
nand which only taxation Of land b
values will meet, was her predic-
ion. a
with the taxation of land val 1
les the public utilities will nat n
lrally go over to the public. G
rolstoy said that there is no way Ii
% restore the world to it's natural
,rder except by the ideas Of s.
Henry George. Unless the values t
'reated by the community go to S,
l
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1918-09-28
Your Wife Can Use It.

II you are away from home and
one Of your horses takes the collie
your wife can treat him if she has
Farris Collie Remedy in the
house. 1t is easy to use. Just
drop it on the horses tongue and
IN thirty minutes he is relieved.
Get it to-day. You may need it
tomorrow. O. Renoudet sells it.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1918-09-28
A TEXAS WONDER.

The Texas Wonder for kidney
and bladder troubles, gravel,
diabetes, weak and lame back,
rheumatism and irregularities OF
the kidneys and bladder in both
men and women. If not sold by
your druggist, will be sent by
mail on receipt Of $1.25. One
small bottle is two months treat
ment and often cures. Send for
sworn testimonials. DR.. E. w.
Hall, 1926 Olive Street, st. Louis,
Mo. Sold nv druggists.-Advt.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1918-09-28
MRS. JOSEPH FEELS MAKES
SINGLE TAX HER IDEAL.
Editor Enterprise /:

Editor Enterprise:
Herewith find enclosed an arti
Gle which appeared day before
yesterday (1Sth inst.) in The
Evening Telegraph Of this city. Il
makes one feel that the reign Of
justice and righteousness is soon
to begin in this blood-stained
earth. and that those who so nobly
contribute their lives. their all to
save their country. will not. like
Charlotte Corday have died in
vain. Your readers will recall
that Lamertine said: "The pog-
niard Of Charlotte Corday, instead
of staunching blood, opened the
veins Of France. .
Z Single takers here generally
are radiant over the prospect, that
single tax is not only coming,
"but coming soon' as one Of the
most gifted editors Of the Public
said to the writer not longer than
yesterday. The sooner it comes
the sooner, the nations Of the
earth can ground arms forever
one Of our best New Iberia physi-
clans to the contrary, notwith-
standing. This mutual friend Of
ours contends that war is bio
logical necessity! Trust that he
has changed his mind ere this.
Barring accident. and "and God
willin" / hope to be in New he
ria by the LIST of October at the
latest. I trust you will repub-
lish this Hope Inspiring article
and oblige one who has given the
best part of her life to dissent
mating this gospel Of Peace ON
Earth and Good will to Men.
Josie Thorpe Price.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1918-09-28

how,
So Mi randy oughtn' t to raise no
row;
| ken hardly wait till it s here, Dy
gum!
| wish it'd hurry up an kun!
al. G. Barnes Circus will be
here on October 2.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1918-09-28
IN MISERY
:" '''''FFOljR YEARS
Mrs. Courtney Tells How She
Was Cured by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Oskaloosa, Iowa" For years I was
simply in misery from q weakness and

ow AoA RoAAAo -
nothing seemed to
do me any good. A
friend advised me
to take Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound. ]
did so and got re-
lief right away. /
can certainly re-
commend this valu-
able medicine to
other women who
suffer, for it has
done such good
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1918-09-28

An I'm gonna wink at them gal
when
They go by. or I'm settin' hen !!
By gum. they say they've the
durndest things
Folks has ever seed inside four
rings
Some iugglin seals, an wrest-
lin bear,
An six big bands that II raise yer
hair.
Electric fans an electric lights,
Big parades an lots o. other
sights.
But it's them there gals that
takes my eve,
An I'm goin', if it's on tn sly!
Got some mules hey low jest can't
be rid,
That amt much bigger'n a katy
did;
But I'LL hol' ON to their stubborn
neck
If l rip my Sunday pants, by
Heck
A Teller don't live but once, no
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1918-09-28

"a rare tribute was paid to the
democratic party when Mrs
Joseph Fels, of the Twelfth AS
sembly district of Manhattan, en-
rolled under its emblem that
voted for democratic candidates
1t the primaries.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1918-09-28
CIRCUS s COMM T. TAowNy

Circus s comm t. taown, by
Heck,
If they amt stopped by a rail
road wreck!
A thousan animules, all gosh
darns,
Owned by a Teller they call al.
Barnes.
7 gravy, the bears an monks an
sich,
They say, does actin without a
hitch.
One Teller goes in big steel cage
With thirty lions in roarin rage.
Can't say / keer bout the wild
beasts much.
But like the bosses, an gals, an
such;
An calkalate I'll see that show
II I ha'v't T. let til plowm 60!
Mirandy's jealous as the oil Nick.
But the boys all say I'm purity
slick,