The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1918-06-10
TOO Much FOR HER
Woman Could Stand a Lot From
Mere Man, But
When She Was Told That She Didn't
Know Enough TO Wind Watch
She Was Ready to Fight
at Once.

81 feel exactly like an alarm clock
all wound up and ready to strike" she
announced.
"What in the world has happened?'
said I.
Nothing" said she, except that a
mere man has insinuated that I haven't
sufficient intelligence to wind a watch.'
"Who is the brute?" I demanded.
sob, man downtown i'll a iewelry
store. You know" she went on. chat
Peggy has to have watch or she'd
never come in from play on time and
she has to have one that doesn't OBJ
ject to being stepped on occasionally,
or dropped on the sidewalk. or left in
the bathtub. So I buy her Il CHEAP
and hardy variety that lasts about q
year and when that is used up I get
her another. It's more economical
than paying to keep a higher bred
article in repair.
"Well, I bought her a new one last
week. The thing acted queer from
the start Sometimes it would plunge
furiousiy ahead as though it were bent
on beating all the rest of the time
pieces. Sometimes it would lag hours
behind and sometimes it baked alto
gether. It performed more antics tEan
you would think possible for creature
with only two hands. And all this
time I was winding it faithfully.
after several days of such aero
battles, gave up winding it and intern
ed the thing in a bureau drawer to
await time when could take 1t bacl;
to the jewelers..
81 took it back yesterday. ] laid tie
watch and my troubles before that
jew2lcr. He said if I'd leave it half
an hour he'd look into the matter.
Half an hour later, when l return
Cd, a dozen other folks, more or less.
had collected around the watch coun-
ter, all apparently waiting for their
watches, too. I asked for mine. And
in the presence of all those attentive
cars and eyes he handed back that
crazy little rattletrap, and remarked
in q clear voice that st was run down
and couldn't expect any watch to go
If I didn't wind it,
"Now, I've been stuck on the road
in an auto that refused to bulge an
other inch. And I've sent to the serv-
ice man who has rushed to my rescue
for the purpose of telling me that
there wasn't any gasoline i'll the tank.
But that didn't irritate me. Any
bOdy's liable to run short of gasoline.
"And once, long time ago, when I
lived in house that had cistern and
pump in it, paid plumber to come
ND and tell me that the cistern was
empty. did net mind that, either. 1
hadn't been down in the cistern-how
should know it was empty?
''But for any man to presume to in
form ne that watch has to be wound
well, / suspect that when Kipling
wrote that stuff about the female of
the species being more deadly than the
male, he had just seen some woman
who had been told that her watch
wouldn't run unless she wound it."
However" said I in my best Peace
f7siiace SIyfo, to my cei tain 9ff0v;ltc:aseeP
there are number of jewelry stores
in this town where they listen to ones
troubles with all the patience and at
tention of family doctor. I suggest
that you erase this painful episode
from the tablets of your memory and
buy your annual watch at one of these
other places"
'It's good suggestion" said she,
"and so be it."-Detroit Free Press.