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Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
WEAK KIDNEYS MEAN
A WEAK BODY

When you're fifty, your body begins to
creak little at the hinges. Motion is
more slow and deliberate. Not so young
as l used to be- is frequent and unwel-
come thought. Certain bodily functions
upon which good health and good spirits
SO much depend, are impaired. The weak
spot is generally the bladder. Unpleasant
symptoms show themselves Painful and
annoying complications in other organs
arise. This is particularly true with ell
derby people. If you only know how, this
trouble can be obviated.
For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil has been relieving the in
convenience. and pain due to advancing
years 1t is q standard, old-time home
remedy, and needs no introduction. 1t is
now put up in odorless, tasteless capsules.
These are easier and more pleasant to take
than the oil in bottles.
Each capsule contains about one dose of
FIVE drops. lake them just like you would
any pill, with small swallow of water:
They soak into the system and throw of
the posons which are making you old be-
fore your time. They will quickly relieve
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
ON LAST LAP OF
TRIP TO THE RHINE
ALLIED ARMIES BEGIN WORK OF
TAKING OVER THE COUNTRY
EVACUATED BY HUNS.
Comrades of Arms In Gigantic Battles
That Led To Enemy's Defeat Are
Now Headed for German
Territory.

Paris.-The allied armies have be-
gun their march towards Germany.
The Belgian forces have already oc-
cupied Antwerp, which was evacuated
by the enemy on Friday and immed-
lately taken over.
Pershing's march to the Rhine began
at dawn on November II.
In column formation the American
first and second armies started ON the
historic advance, between Sedan and
the mouth of Metz, thanked by the
French fifth and tenth armies Yankees
and poilus comrades of arms in the
gigantic battles that led to the en-
emy's defeat and now comrades in
triumph, headed for Germany
| American cavalry in fanlike forma-
ton. trotted ahead of the Franco
American armies. Then came the
picked infantry units and then the
to pave the path whenever the roads
became impossible. In the rear
rumbled endless columns of vehicles
of all sorts chock full with supplies
and material.
large fleet of airplanes sped ahead
of all the forces, still serving as the
'eyes of the army" If the Germans
laid any traps. they will be discovered
before they can do any harm. So far
there has been no indication of trick
cry.
thunderous cheer from hundreds
of thousands of husky soldier throats
started off the great Iriumphal march
when along the far flung front the
word was passed. "lets CO."
The British Second and Fourth
armies began triumphal forward
march on November II in regular bat
tie order, patrols leading. all ready for
a scrap at a moments notice. In the
wake of the troops huge columns OF
wagons loaded with supplies rumble
along.
Bands were playing and the troops
were wildly cheered and showered witt
flowers by thousands of civilians lined
up along the road. The houses ant
streets were beflagged, and in many
places the troops passed through arches
of roses.
The country which suffered humilia
ton worse than death for the freedom
of the world is now like a new worl,
to the people, who are hysterical witt
JOY. II is impossible for these peopl,
to realize that the greatest moment il
the worlds history has arrived.
Allied civilians. old friends and rela
tives of the inhabitants who have beel
barred out for four years. are arriy
ing by the tens of thousands.
The inhabitants rush like mad int
the marching columns and grasp III
hands of the soldiers. All allied flag
are displayed even in the face of Gel
man sentries in places not yet con
pletely evacuated.
Marshal Foch lunched with Fiel
Marshal Haig Friday. He paid tribut
TO the British army. whose ceaseles
: hammer blows. he said. were largel
instrumental in bringing about tn
+ German collapse. Foch insisted on vi
iting all British commanders person
e ally and thanking them personally.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
kaisei's Last Rise.

THE kaiser" said Representative
Bell of Georgia. complains because
the Americans use shotguns. Shot
guns have spread of Is feet.
In repulsing charge they are
deadlier than machine guns. So the
kaiser holds that il is unchivalrous 10
use them.
1.-The baby-killing kaiser, the begin
ner of poison gas war and liquid flame
war, is Mortified that shotguns should
he used against him.
"rhe kaiser has sunk so low that
when he dies he'll need a balloon t'
get to hell
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
DECENTRALIZATION
TO BEGIN AT ONCE
SHIPMENT OF TROOPS ACROSS
ATLANTIC STOPPED AND BOYS
TO BE SENT HOME.
Plans Announced by General March
Enable 2oo,00U Men to Return to
Civil Life Within the Next
Two or Three Weeks.

Washington.-A1Ove of Ameri-
can troops across the Atlantic has
stopped entirely and rehabilitation of
home is under way.
General March, chief of staff, made
this announcement on November 10,
outlining the war departments plans
in answer to the questions the coun-
try has been asking since the day the
armistice was signed and it became APP
parent that the war was over. He said
orders already issued would send 2OO,-
600 men back to civil life within two
weeks, and that when the program
was in full swing about 10000 would
quit the army daily.
Fighting divisions of General Per-
shing's army in France will be de-
home communities.
The chief Of staff would make no
prediction as TO when the first diyi-
sions would start home. 1t appears
probable, however, that the flow of re-
turning troops can be in full tide be-
fore February L. Quarters will be
available for them at the environments
by that time.
| Some officers regard it as possible
| that certain divisions may be recalled
in advance of the general return move
ment General March indicated that
the Forty-second (Rainbow) division,
because it is composed of men from
| civ s.f.. in raenOnitinn 0f
the fighting record it has made in
France, would be marked for special
treatment. The Twenty-siXth (New
England national guard), and the
Forty-first (Sunset) divisions are in the
same class, so it would not cause
surprise, therefore, if these three or
CARNATIONS should be designated by
General Pershing as the first to re-
turn. With six weeks of 1918 left, ii
is possible they may be home before
New Years day.
Supplementing General March's
statement, Secretary Baker said II
would not be necessary to maintain all
the existing environments for demobil
ization purposes and that study was
now being made of those desirable fol
that purpose. The others, with all the
divisional camps, he indicated, will be
| abandoned as soon as the men now oc
cupying them have been mustered out
The rehabilitation will be carried
out in the following order:
First, development battalions, sew
enty-one in number, and comprisin,
$3.50 men.
Second. conscientious directors no
under arrest.
Third, spruce production division
Fourth. central training schools 10
Officers. with some notifications.
Fifth. United States guards, nov
numbering $4,000 men.
Sixth, railway units.
Seventh, depot brigades.
Eighth, replacement units.
Ninth, combat divisions.
1--WE have in the United States nov
something like 100000 men, and I
: muster out force of that kind. q
course. will take some time" said Ger
eral March. Each man has to be e,
amined physically. his final account
made. so that the men may get con
pensation they are entitled to. Blan
forms are being shipped to the variou
camps for use as these orders go int
u effect"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
Acid Stomach Victims
SickIy, Weak. Unfit,
| DEPRESSED

You eat to LIVE. Your NE depends on
the strength you get frcm Jour food.
There II no o.her wsy.
EATONlO Ia In pleasant -tssting tab
let form-jurt like a bit OF candy. We
urge you--no matter what you have tried
take EatopIc Just one week and md
DOT for yourself how wonderfully I'm.
proved you will feel. See how quickly
EATONfC bnnirhcr the immediate cf
fects Of acid-rtomsch = blost. heartburn.
belching. food. repeating. sour. grssy
stomach, indigestion. etc. See too. how
quickly your general health Improvcs-
how much more you relish your food
how much more easily II In dixestcd-how
poundly you sleep-how nervousness and
irritsbliity disappear. And all simply
because BY taking EATONIC you hs
nd your stomach Of = lot OF cxccss acid
that has been holding you back and max
Ing your life miserable.
kArONIC IL absolutely harmless. 1t
can Be taken By the most delicate Ten.
Of Thousands o. people WHO have used II
are euthusiastic In It's praise.
EATONIO 10 absolutely guaranteed. -
get q big Soc boz from your druggist. IL
u does not help you yonr money win 10
refunded. II your druggist doer not keep
RATON1O. send your name and na1rsss 20
ths Eatouic Remedy Company. 1913 y
Wabash Ave, Ohicaeo, H.. and they VIII
At once mail you = eoc boz and you can
pepd -thsa The ncasy foe Il after you ~
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
Curious Thinq.

Spencer Ludlow, the California pris-
on expert, said at Il dinner in Los An
geles:
IL visited large reformatory to-
day. The superintendent pointed out
Il certain ward. and he told me that
very queer thing had happened to
one OF the occupants of that ward
back i'm 1910. "'What happier ed 10
hinly | said. anXiously.
"rhe superintendent of the reforma-
tory gave me solemn look.
ale reformed" said he.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
catarrh Cannot Be Cured

by LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they
cannot reach the seat OF the disease
Catarrh is a local disease, greatly infiu-
enced by constitutional conditions. HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE will cure catarrh.
1t is taken internally and acts through
System HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
is composed of some OF the best tonics
known, combined with some of the best
blood purifiers. The perfect combination
of the ingredients in HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE is what produces such won
derful results in catarrhal conditions
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free
F. J. Cheney & Co.. Props. Toledo. o.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
Mistaken Kindness.

"Cyrus, all the hired man l had left,
he's down to the hospital in Paterson,
says Uncle Abimelech Bogardus of
Preakness, n. j. Cyrus, he had tus
sic with our bull yearling. Had pole
in the critters nose ring and was calm
in him down, wi1en he tuck the pol A,
out. Says the yearlin' was snortih'
like it hurt him.
Guess he thought he'd grant
armstice oh somethin'."
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
CAUSE FOR THANKSGIVING.
American People Have Special and
Moving Cause to Be Grateful.

Washington.-President Wilson, in
n proclamation issued November IL.
designated Thursday. November IS. as
Thanksgiving day and said this year
the American people have special and
moving cause to be grateful and re-
joice. Complete victory, he said, has
brought not only peace. but the con-
fident promise Of n new day as well. in
which Justice shall replace force and
jealous intrigues among the nations
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21

Maybe yen have an acid stomach
don't know Ill There arr millions Of
q people-weak, aiiing, tired, worn
and "ali M before the day v half
q .listiess and Indifferent to their sur.
hdings-often with aches snd palma
over the body-woefuliy lacking IN
sicnl power and mental vigor--palc.
ciaied-1ust drnggtpg out Z weary
tence. Nine out Of every ten OF
people are unconscious victims OF
thousands upon thousauds Of people
are subject to attacks Of INDIGESTION
uiiiousnes~, who are nervous, mel
10Y. mentally Oppressed; who suifcr
fnenmatism. lumbago or pciatica
even many Of thoss who have
nm. ulcer Or cancer Of the stomach
trouble IL traced 10 its source, II
o,sen DO found to be jest scid-ato.n-
ror these are on1y some Of the all
mat are caused By what the doc
cs' auperacidity, which 10 auothsf
Tor sour o. acid -stoaaeh.
you want 10 know above eli
y bow to quickly "a yourssif Of En-
hAIONIO litRaJ1V V1Deo II out.
the weft eas1ly. speedily and
40 II makes the stomach pufe,
SOL ana coofugtabio. II helps
nn strength o1t Of svsfy mouth
sod you eat; AZ unlsss yUu DO
~ strvngth frsa your fco1 you
n5og ro6ust. viS6sseS hsaitA.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
viii Ship Food to Germans.

London.-The British government Is
arranging for the departure to the
United States of number of German
vessels for the purpose of bringing 10
Germany foodstuffs which the aiiles
will permit Germany to receive.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
Influenza More Deadly Than War.

Washington.-The recent epidemic
of influenza in the United States
caused more deaths than occurred
among the American expeditionary
forces from all causes from the time
the first unit landed in France until
hostilities ceased.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
NAVY Expen,es to be Reduced.

washIngton.- Estimates CT the navy
department for the 1920 naval appro-
priatlon bill. as submitted to congress,
calls for 81, AL, 200 900, but MS they were
prepared with the view OF continuance
of the war, reductions are expected.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
ooMPERs ISSUES WARNING
VIII be Bitter Fight Against Reduction
of Waves

Laredo. Texas.-Samuel Gompers.
president of the American Federation
of Labor. in the closing hours of the
Pan-American labor conference here
Saturday, served formal warning that
no general reduction of wages nor in
crease in working hours after the war
would be accepted without n bitter
fight by organized labor.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
Nor. Women win Be Employed.

Wnshington.-Em of wom-
en- in industries viii increase rather
than decrease during the REIMBURSEMENT
period, according to Miss May Van
Kleek, director of the women in indus
try service.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
Germans Give up in East Africa.

Iondon.-In compliance with the
terms Of the armistice, the German
forces in East Africa under General Won
Lettow-Vorbeck. surrendered on NO
vember ii on the Chambezi river south
of Knsama. northeastern Rhodesia.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21

London.-The former German EN-
press and the wife of the former Ger
man crown prince will leave for Hoi-
land in few days on special tram
provided by the workmen aud soldiers
council
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
Got to Shut Him up.

Met your new neighbors YETI"
mot vet, but l expect to have to
call on them shortly"
THAT sou
Eyes. They've got a dog that bowls
all night"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
UPSET STOMACH :
PAPE's DIAPEPsIN AT ONCE ENDS
eoURNEss, GAS, ACIDiTY,
INDIGESTION.

Don't stay upset. When meals don't
at and you belch gas, acids and undi-
gested food. When you feel Jumps of
indigestion pain, fiatulence, heartburn
or headache you can get instant relief.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
Real Masters of Slang.

Things have come to a pretty pass"
whats the matter nowf'
1--WE got a seven-year-old boy who
can speak better slang than / can"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21

In a Pickwickian Sense.
$50 Banks didn't show up at his we'd
ding" No: guess it was case of
heart failure"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21

Love is supposed to be a tender
pr ssion, but sometimes the girls IA
Their makes it a tough proposition.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21

No waitingl Papes Diapepsin will
put you on your feet. AS soon as you
eat one of these pleasant. harmless
tablets all the indigestion, gases, acid
ity and stomach distress ends Your
druggist sells them. Adv.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21

About all you can say for some men
after they are dead is that they made
money.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
A grateful thought toward heaven
Is of itself prayer.-Lessing.

If l only have the win to be CRATE
full | am so.-Seneca.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets put an end to
sick and bilious headaches. constipation, dixxi
and indigestion. 'Clo1n house" Adv.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
Involuntary Mascottino.

II have a notion TO strafe those al
lies again." said the kaiser.
Don't do 1t, papa" protested the
prince. People are getting the idea
that II brings them luck"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
Swift & Company, u. S. A


Ono on Papa
Father" said the sharp small boy.
'aw deaf and dumb beggar In the
|et this morning, and he had an i'm
)ment In his speech"
deaf and dumb man with an i'm
ment in his speech" exclaimed
Pr. Don't talk nonsense. Lam
hut he had, father" insisted the
me Of his middle fingers was miss
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
The Kind.

The Kind.
1T must cost the German people n
lot OF money to keep an army like
theirs going"
That's so. and just now it's mostly
running expenses"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
Important TO Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children. and see that II
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1918-11-21
safest Plan.

Safest Plan.
|e have been married ten years
put an argument"
pats right. Let her have her own
Don't argue."-Louisville Cour-
urnaL
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1918-08-07
FOOD SUBSTITUTES

In a extended statement giving an account Of the cost of various of food
Of substitutes, therefore, has enabled the cafeteria arrangements to servei its
menus at lower prices contrary to the wide spread belief that substitutes are
moree expensive.
Here is a statement that calls for some explanations somewhere. The de-
caration has been made many times in Congress that substitutes arr the
more expensive. These assertions we're based upon letters the members
received from their constituents. Either the "wide spread belief" has been
created by some mysterious msconception regarding prices, n the Food Ad-
ministlation has some means of getting substitutes at prices not available to
the general public. The IA who finds the necessary wal food and the sub
stitute both on his bill at the end of the month ought to know which costs him
the most. The widespread belief" would seem to have it's origin in the
monthly grocery bill.
The Food Administration says it used con meal, potato, rice, barley and
earn flours Is substitutes for wheat flour, and honey, maple syrup or corn
syrup as substitutes for sugar sweetenng desserts. The Food Adminstra-
ton says it was enabled to serve meals at lower prices by using the subst-
tutes. Probably 95 per cent of the people of the country are trying to serve
meals at lower prices. They are trying to find a way to get more food value
for a dollar: The Food Administration has done it. Heretofore people have
been using the substitutes is a matter Of patriotism, IS they should, in any
event. But now that the Food Administration has demonstrated that it is not
only patriotic but more economical to use substitutes, there is a double incen-
tive to save wheat flour and sugar.
Any person who finds the substitutes for wheat flour selling for less than
wheat flour, IL who finds that he "a get more sweetening out of a dollars
worth of honey, maple syrup u corn syrup than he can out of a dollars worth
Of sugar, should write to the Food Administration stating the facts, and send
copy of his letter to his Senator or Congressman. It will be a good thing
fer the country to have the widespread belief" dispered, fl it il erroneous.
And if the widespread belief" is well founded, the Food Administration
should be O advised.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1918-08-07
OUR FINANCIAL CONDITION

Pessimistc Americans who view with alarm our increasing national obi
cations may derive a great deal of comfort from a comparison of the financial
condition of the United States contrased with that of Germany.
100000; u annual earnings are estimated at about $50OOOO0OOOO. Our
national debt, including the third Liberty Loan, may be put around $12OOO-
100000.
Before the war our Government was spending about $1,0OO0O0OO0 a year.
When the war is ended, interest charges, less the interest collected from our
loans to ur allies, Government insurance expenses, and other necessary *.
thing like $1,000 100000. We are confronted, therefore, when peace comes,
with raising only a couple of billions a year revenue, a slight task for a nation
Of such wealth, capacity and resources.
The resources of Germany before the Val We're estimated to be SSOOOO-
100000. The annual expenditures then Of the Imperial Government were
about ssOo0o0,O00. Her debt now is s30OO00o0OOo, and her resources and
man power have been severely impaired. After the war she is confronted
with additional expenditures growing out of the war totalng some $4,000
100000.
The interest of her war debt, even if the debt grows no larger, will be about
81 5OOOOOOO0 Although she is niggardly lin her pensions to private soldiers
and their families, s1,000O00000 a year would hardly suffice to pay even
small pensions to her injured and the families of her soldiers who have been
killed. Her war debt must be paid some time and a sinking fund of five per
cent would add $780, 900 900 to her annual taxation. Here is a total increase
Of 4,O00O 100000, all due to the war.
Of course both the United States and Germany may greatly increase thel:
debts, but the increases will not change the relative situations.
The German Government has drained the German people of their gold, even
their jewels and heinooms, and yet the Imperial Bank of Germany now has
hit little wei s5OOOO 900 of gold in it's vaults. The United States has made
no special effort to obtain gold, had made n Q call upon the people for the pre-
cious metal and yet today has in its treasury vaults practically $2,5OOOOOOO0
of gold coin and bullion.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1918-08-07
COMING HOME TO ROOST

The effort made by Seventeen strong men within" to democatize the Non
partisan league a recounted by Rev. Maxwell in his disclosures in the series
of articles in these newspapers recalls n earlier incident in the history of the
organization and shows the brazen and impudent inconsistency Of the league
fountain head.
When the democraizaton protest plan "a laid before Townley he answer
ed it by throwing the document into the waste basket and Furnishing it's au-
where their efforts were less liable to damage by concentrated action. That
is what he thought Of democracy is applied to the autocracy of which he was
"more than king" 4.
Last year-and this sis the incident recaned-when the Nonpartisan league
first began its intrigue with pro- German sentiment and before the terror
Of the law and loyal sentiment brought it up with a round turn. it wa a favor.
lite method of attack upon the government, doubtless by express direction of
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1918-08-07
CALL NO. 1141.

Ramsey county's apportionment fo-
this call is thirty-nine men. These
will be e%ntrained to Camp Lewis,
American Lake, WASH, during the five
days beginning August 26th. Only
men in Glass 1, physically qualified for
general military service will be in
Quoted.
The war department has recognized
the need of men to harvest the present
crop and has made this call much
smaller than vas expected. In order
that the men may stay that are most
needed the department has asked that
this call be filled as far as possible by