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The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1918-08-29
MARKSBUKY

VIM. Blanks sold lot Of hogs to
V. A. Lear for II l-2.
Mr. and Mrs. Mote Pollard sncnt
Sunday with Mrs. Ella Cecil, Of Dam
vile.
Rev. j. W. Mahan was unable 10
preach Sunday evening on account
Of suffering with boil on his foot.
Miss Alice Sutton has returned
after a delightful weeks visis with
her cousin, Miss Annie +. Cecil, Of
Danville
Mrs. Richard Ware and little son,
Of Birmingham, and Miss Sallie Lou
Myers, were here the guests OF Mr..
John Royston and family last week
Miss Mary Lou Huffman Of Lex
ington, who has been the guest Of her
aunt, Mrs. George Huffman, was the
guest Of Miss Stella Speaks. Saturday.
Miss Mary Lou Huffman of Lex
ington returned home Saturday. She
was accompanied home by Mr.. and
Mrs. X. X. Speake and Mrs. George
Huffman.
Mrs. Lucille Moreland entertained
at a 8 o'clock dinner last Thursday
for her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. B. II.
Dawes, in honor of Rev. and Mrs.
Walker and Mr.. and Mrs. John Ches-
nut Of Danvills.
Those who attended the l.. ID. A. at
Perryville, report most enjoyable
time. A bountiful lunch was served
both days to the immense crowd
present. No cakes and pies were
served on account Of the war situa-
ton. This will perhaps set pre-
cedent for the following associations.
Miss Clyde Hughes one Of Rice
Academy's brightest students, made
splendid record in attendance as
well as in scholarship, having only
missed days in the past Z years.
When a little tot, to keep peace in
the family, Clyde had to be taken to
school regardless Of the weather and
her lessons always thoroughly pre-
pared for the next day.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1918-08-29

"May Gods greatest blessings be
with you for what Vim Hepatica has
done for me-" writes Mrs. Ida ".
Marlar. Of 206 Elinor St, West
Chattanooga, Tenn.
ut has saved my life. had suf-
fered from stomach trouble and ner-
vousness for eight years, and had
tried treatment of five of the best
doctors without doing me any good. |
was so poor and weak ! could hardly
go; my neighbors thought ] had con-
sumption. Could hardly sleep, was
so nervous.
"But now, after taking the great
Vim Hepatica prescription, sleep
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1918-08-29
CHATTANOOGA WOMAN SAYS
WIN HEPATICA SAVED Her Life.
Had Taken Medicine From Five Different Doctors Without Relief From Stomach
Nervous Trouble Of Eight Years Standing.

soundly all night, and can truthfully
say that feel better than have felt
in eight years. Am fleshier and
stronger and can eat anything.
hope everyone who has stomach trou-
BILE or nervousness will try Vim Hep
atica. We don't know how to APP
preciate good health until we are
nearly dead. and then get well.
am well and happy, and owe it all to
Vim Hepatica."
Come in and get a bottle Of this
wonderful nature prescription, and
try it on our recommendation
r. E. MeRoBERTs. Lancaster, Ky.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1918-08-29
Control Your Conduct.

The worst kind Of unhappiness, as
well as the greatest amount Of II.
II our conduct. therefore. were under
the control Of kindness. II would be
nearly the opposite of what II Is. and
50 the state Of the world would be
almost reversed. We are for the most
part unhappy because the world is an
unkind world. But the world Is only
unklnd for the lack Of kindness In the
individuals who compose it.-Fred-
erick William Faber.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1918-08-29
UNION.

Mr.. Jack Roberts bought Of Robert
Wilson some nice shoats for l5c.
Miss Jenie Hall has returned home
from Covington for few days.
Mr.. and Mrs, James Ross spent
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Hall.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Parsons are
rejoicing over the arrival Of big
boy.
A series of meeting begun at Good
Hope Baptist church Sunday evening
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1918-08-29
A Bit Twisted.

A squad Of recruits was practiclng
communications down n line Of men In
open order formation. one message
was: Hard pressed on left; send
rc-enforcements at once" To the
nmazement Of the officer in charge this
Is how II reached him: lizard up on
left; send three dollars and four cents
at once."-Bufralo Commercial.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1918-08-29
Fremont's Career.

The term pathfinder" was com
plimentary nickname given John c.
Fremont in the presidential campaign
Of 1856 In honor Of his pathnndlng
explorations In the region Of the
Rocky Mountains. But he did not find
the path TO the presidency. receiving
only ia votes to ia for James Blu
chanan.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1918-08-29
COY

Misses Katherine and Mary King
of Harrodsburg. are the attractive
visitors Of Miss Peachie Mae Sanders,
Mr. Nal Carter and family Of
Buckeye. were visitors of Mr.. and
Mrs. Robert Carter, Sunday.
Thompson Sanders is visiting in
Crab Orchard and Lancaster. this
week.
Miss Alice Ray is spending this
week with her sister. Mrs. Elijah Nc
MILAN.
Miss Marie Ray spent last week
with her cousin, Misses Ida Mae and
nellie Ray.
Marguerite and Elmer Ray ar, yis-
iting their sister, Mrs. Jan. es Sanders
this week.
Miss Maude Arnold off Stanford.
has returned to her home after sew
eral days visit with Mrs. Royston Ray
Mr. Emmett Broaddus and sister.
Miss Ruth, of Wilmore, were ~, ~, ,,
weekend guests OF Miss Peachic Mae
Sanders.
Messrs Earl Broaddus of Camp
Zachary Taylor. and Oneal Broaddus
of Chicago, attended preaching at
Scots Fork, Sunday.
Mrs. Mary A. Sanders, Angle, and
Miss Peachie Mae Sanders and visit
ors, of Harrodsburg, motored to Grab
Orchard last Wednesday evening and
took supper with Mrs. L. L. Sanders.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1918-08-29
Quarter OF billion for Hats.

II has been estimated by the mil.
liU"ry chamber ~ commerce that the
expenditure for women's hcadgcnr In
the United States Is more than $3.50.
CO000 year. This would average
something over s. per capita for won.
,n and girls Of NIL ages.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1918-08-29

A kindergarten teacher was telling
the children In her department about
sparrows; concerning their ways and
habits. Among other things she said /:
The sparrows eat up the worms. Now
children. which would you rather have
worms or sparrowsf" "rve never had
sparrows," plped up tiny boy near
the front.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1918-08-29

Cerberus In ancient Greek story was
the sleepless dog which guarded the
entrance to .Hades; the lower or In
fernal regions in which dwelt the
shades Of the dead. He is usually rep
resented with three heads. and with
serpents round his neck.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1918-08-29
LANCASTER WOMAN
GLAD SISTER ES.
CAPPED OPERATION.

physicians had given my sister
up to die; they wanted to operate
for gall stones, but she was too weak
and could only talk in whispers |
got her a bottle of Mayr's Wonderful
Remedy and in weeks she was able
to get about and walked a mile to
church" 1t is simple, harmless
preparation that removes the catarr-
hal mucus from the intestinal tract
and allays the inflammation which
causes practically all stomach, liver
and intestinal ailments. including
appendicitis. One dose will convince
or money refunded.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1918-08-29
The Days Worst Pun.

Speaking Of things spiritual. an H.
llcit whisky stlll has been found I'M
derneath church IN an Alabama town.
Philadelphia Inquirer.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1918-08-29
The Secret OF Beauty.

The true secret of physical beauty is
"a be born pretty.-Cincinnati Times.
Sta
The evening world., 1918-05-25
hunpy Bark If not Satisfied

When we return your money, II not
satisfied, that should convince Won
that the Cyn"tic treatment will do
%hat we claim Show the Cymatic la
bells to your doctor and then Won will
know why We dare make this ren.r-
Gus offer There's really nothing 90
good as Cymatic for Rheumatics,
Cymatic Tablets purify and
strengthen the system so thorouohlv
that the cause of rheumatism, nenraI.
gia, lumbago and govt is removed ana
the return Of the ailment is resisted
Cymatic Balm quickly relieves in
tense pain, stiffness and svellings II
Is q good smelling, penetrating pr.n.
srati,n that does not stain or blister
"n' Is N every way better than linl.
ments, plasters or poultices.
The tablets ere Sl.OOi the balm. ssc
At druggists, or by mail on recent ~
price. SurPass Drug Corporation II
Z. Goth ST. Nsx York Ccl.-Ad,s
The evening world., 1918-05-25
GOSSIP.

Fannie Brico has been engaged for
1.-THE Midnight Frolic."
Harry Puck has enlisted in the
navy. Eva Puck has arranged a single
act for vaudeville.
Enid Bennett has just finished a
picture called The Vamp" for i'ara-
mount distribution.
Raymond Hitchcock and "Hltchy
hoo. 1913" have gone TO Atlantic city.
The show will open there Monday
night.
Sam H.. Harris says the report that
~ Tailor-Made Man" will leave the
Conan a Harris Theatre TO make
room for Going Up Is unfounded.
Cecil Cunningham and Romaine
Elmmonds will assist at the Red Cross
concert ut the Winter Garden to-
morrow night.
Half rate tickets have been issued
for the use OF sailors and soldiers
only for the attractions al the Bijou.
Casino. Broadhurst, 39th Street and
Maxine Elliott Theatres.
The evening world., 1918-05-25
STOPPING LOUIS MANN.

Louis Mann. who h starring Will
Sam Bernard in Friendly Enemies
Ia Chicago. was a%uctioning Il box FOL
the All Star Red Cross out There
company the other day. He had tn,
price up 20 $500. and there II stuck
Something had to he done.
"For 5000 more" said Mr.. Mann,
'Tll tell you two good stories"
"Ill give the 5000 ~ the stories are
good" a man said.
SO Mi, Mann went into his mono
iogue. He had told Just one story
when another fellow In the audience
spoke up.
"rll make II a thousand n you'll cut
out the other story" he said.
The report that Sam Bernard was
seen handing "a representative of his
81 900 half an hour later has been
denied.
The evening world., 1918-05-25
FULL OF
CONGRESSMAN said the Other

mn kdlu inc OT0U -
~ day at Il dinner:
"Our American resourcefuI-
ness and knack OF getting things
done is going to shine out in this
war Look how our commanding
officers deal with the French hotels
that overcharge our soldiers! They
post sentrlcs at the door to explain
TO our men that the place is out OF
bounds That Don brings the hotel
to reason.
We're a resourceful nation. An
american girl in Paris once halted
her millionaire father before a Jewell
er's shop in the Rue de Ia Paix ana
%coronet.
PA. buy me that she said.
Buy. you that?' her fathar
chuckled, Why, grille, you've Got
to be a duchess to wear that
The girl tossed her head.
GU buy IT, she said. I'll ind
The duke Washington Star.
The evening world., 1918-05-25
HAZARD SPEAKS RIGHT UP.

some LIQUID refrcshment the other eve
ming and two more men were rung In
ON him before he could prevent IL.
The check came to $3.50. Looking ut
the figures. Jack turned to the ar
tender.
say" he said, IF this Is my check.
you're a robber I: II it's the time, you're
open after hours"
Jack. by the way. has been engaSed
by Klaw * Erlanger for a part In tho
new musical comedy In which Donald
Brian will appear.
The evening world., 1918-05-25
hE,lL BE .ARREsrEp."

A scheme has been Matched in the
theatrical district to make a certain
playwright the victim of a practical
Joke. At . T.. NJ. on June 2 Marsha,
Mccarthy will walk into IA cafe which
the playwright frequents and arrest
him under the new anti-loafing law
VVe cannot divulge the name 90 the
playwright, but for the love OF Mike
don't mention the scheme 10 Sam
Shipman.
The evening world., 1918-05-25
NEW HI FOR "ooINo UP"

A cablegram from J.. L. Sacks CO.
Ltd London. to Sam II. Harris states
that Going Up opened Wcdnes day
night at the Gniety Theatre over there
and made a big hit. Joe Coyne has the
Frank Craven role in the English pro-
duction.
The evening world., 1918-05-25
A NAY

II is improbable that Julia Sander
son and Joseph Cnwthorn will he
seen under the management OK
Charles Frohman, Inc. next .
That concern has made no arrange
ments for a new musical play for
them. II is likely Miss Sanderson and
Mr.. Cawthorn will Join the billing
ham array OF stars.
The evening world., 1918-05-25
About Plays
and Players
r is predicted that the All star
"Out There" company will
earn about $3.50, 900 for the Rcd
By BIDE DUDLEY

earn about se5o,OOO for the Rcd
Cross. The receipts for its first
twelve performances totalled 1857 900.
when these figures were complied
the company still had ten perform
nnces 60 play. In Buffalo Thursday
night the receipts were tSs,OOO. At
present a series Of three perform
ances is being given In Chicago.
David Warfeld went to Pittsburgh
yesterday to be chief auctioneer at
the sale OF advance reservations for
the appearance Of tho company In
that city.
The evening world., 1918-05-25
A CHANCE TO LEARN.

Dramatic criticism viii be tausht at
the Shubert Academy OF Dramatic Art
on the cath Street Theatre Roof this
summer, says an announcement. The
classes will DO open 10 critics who
feel they'd like to have diplomas, as
well as to beginners.
The evening world., 1918-05-25
A BRIGHT CHILD.

Jer Mutt, tho comedian. has an
sight-year-old daughter who goes to
school. The other day tho child APP
preached her teacher and asked:
Can I be punished II l don't do
anything"
mo. dear, OF course not" replied
ihe teacher.
We'll" came from little Miss Mutt.
II didn't study my lesson"
The evening world., 1918-05-25
FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE.

Tobscconist-Win you have Il mild
or a strong cigar2
Pat-A strong wan, please, I'm al
ways a~-breakin' cigars In me pockets.
The evening world., 1918-05-25
A NEW COLLIER | A

william Collier is TO have n new
comedy from the pen Of Aaron Hon
man next season. It's title is TO be
Nothing But Lies"
The evening world., 1918-05-25
A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY.
EooLIshMENT.

Tho average man who does you n
favor has u very r%ententlve memory.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-03-24

lare times when running away is the
highest type Of courage"
Well" said Homer, who had been
yawning listener ia the discussion.
you're all off in thinking the Trojan
horse was the beginning OF camoufage.
for az a matter of fact for centuries
before the Trojan trick was pulled off
camoufiage had been a favorite pas.
time on high Olympus. Those old
gods up there took to camoufiage like
"A pacifist to grape juice Even Jupiter
himself went into 1t to an extent that
kept his domestic encourage In con-
slant state of turmoil. Indeed the only
constant thing about Jupiter was the
state of turmoil in which his camou-
mage behavior kept him. He was the
prize camouflage OF the ages. There
was a good deal of the Brigham
Young about Jupiter. but Juno was 50
jealous, Brigham Youngs tactics
wouldn't work. Jupiter couldn't marry
every woman in sight after the Brig
ham method Of wedding every girls
boarding school that happened TO look
like the only woman he had ever low
ed, and get away with it. Juno was
strong on womans rights, and go Jupi-
ter had to resort to camoufiage. When
ever he met lady that he thought
he could support in the style to which
she was accustomed. he called his
secretary of the exterior and had
himself camouf1ae~f so his own
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-03-24


the teeth with the i1ruest kind Of Grech
prop3gauda, sra n highly efficient fire
department that for making things
burn to an ash heat anything in that
tine IN aH history They started the
home fire burning, and kept EN- going
To the last flicker of the ultimate
emher. In short Watts. while 7 slept
dreaming sweet dreams Of peace, those
Greeks inside Skinned down that old
jade's hind legs. and when I walked up
in The morrr% Troy was pickering
reulinisccnce
"4, wa great piece OF strategy,
said Achules uroadIy
II was a lnw-down YAItch trick 80
retorted Priana. aucr.iy. But much
as ! have alSayS regretted 81 twu good
things come out Of i. IN inspired
Virzil 10 write great poem. and s.
showed YOU up for what YOU were
Jealous euikv when YOU couldn't have
your own way. and brave only because
Won thought YOU had an armor-p plated
hide that not even criticism could
puncture, and shot fu the. ~eel At the
last Shot IN the heel. sir-Just keep
your mind on that"
What's thar got to 90 with it?''
growied Achilles.
Well. To me i" returned Prinm. ut
proves your great reputation as a war
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-03-24
HARRISONBURG

Especial to The Richmond virginln)
Hsrrisonburg, Va, March 23.-Pres-
ident j. d. Eggleston, Of the ", p. L.,
visited us last week and made brief
address to the students. Professor 4.
+. Lewis. OF the University Of Fir-
gina. gave an impressive 'talg on
Tuesday on THE Money value OF
Education DR.. Gilbert Glass, OF
Richmond spoke on Wednesday OF
the importance Of professional train
ing for Sunday school work. lie conn
mended highly tho work of our Bible
study classes, both as 10 quantity and
quality,
Or Wayland. has heen appointed ono
of the judges who are to award the
prizes In a contest under The direction
Of the National Board of Historical
service. Wash inEton, ID. G., for the
best essays submitted by the high
school teachers on why the United
States is at War" Professor Lindsay
Rogers. University OF Virginia, and
Colonel W. NJ Hundley, v NJ, T., are
the other Judges for Virginia.
Our winter quarter closed on March
Is and the spring quarter began on
the following Monday. The free time
between. was spent hv some Of the
girls at their homes or with friends
who live near, bur most of them found
enjoyment here in various ways. The
officers OF the student Goverum Hut
association entertained the other stu
dents at st, Patrtcks Day party on
Friday evening,
The recently elected officers or the
Student association for next year are,
president. Anna Lewis Rockingham
,.y,,7, w. -r,trai,1apf rfaFp~9rF+ Proc
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-03-24

rest just where 1t stands. I'm begin
ming to believe from the way my works
are being attributed to everybody but
me that even at that / was the most
distinguished person of my time, since
| seem to be the only guy then living
who didn't write 'em. Hut the point
/ wanted to make was the whoever 1t
was that wrote my play of Macbeth
he foresaw this whole business of cam :
outage when he disguised Macbeth $
enemies as picnic grove. SO that
when Macbeth saw what he thought
was Birnam Wood marching on to
wards him with real Sousa swing, it
gave him an attack of the Willies that
left him as full of pep in the hand of
MacDuT as n Bolshevik in the pres
ence Of a German peace soliloquy
Don't YOU remember the line
As ! did stand my watch upon the hill
] look'd toward .Birnam. and anon me
thought
The wood began to move"
Never heard en- before.N Bill but
II you say they're there IN take your
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-03-24

and The End of the War, and The
Overthrow or Mars and so on, from
every angle of that old nag, and then
when a grand climacteric ! climbed
up the old hacks neck and planted a
Trojan flag in one ear and a Greek
flag in the other, while the band played
There Are No Pals Like the Old Pals,
the populace yelled themselves to ex-
haustion with joy. Like a Bolshevik
boob on a Potsdam payroll | ordered
the army demobilized. and went to bed
happy. And then"
Priam wept bitter tears.
And then the camoufiage got in It's
flne work" he resumed. nerying him
self up with n long deep draft of Wor-
cestershtre sauce. That old horse
wasn't a horse at all. 1T was a canton
ment! Instead of being a mere hit of
equine pleasantly IT turned out TO be
a. division of Rough Riders, only they
rode inside the horse instead of on
his back, The horrible beast held the
whole Greek general staff, f1fte@n bril-
gades OF discus throwers. seven rsgi-
ments of natural gasoliers armed to
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-03-24

word for e." replied Michael Angelo
III only goes 10 prove my point that
after all art rs the original knock out
Whether II Was Invented by you with
your perIpa,cuv picnic park, or Luree-
zia Borsia with her cunning little rah-
Fits SO disenga ging Ia their habits that
started il. camouaage was some dis
covery'
ia went further back than yoB~tm-
aSine" put iu Priarq sadly, Spreading
a thick layer of horse radish on his
toast II may have done lot for
MacDuf, hut | want TO toll YOU right
now. boys. II ruined me ! had the
incest little kingdom in the world up
around Troy. II had Seattle and Okla
hon4a City. and all the rest of your
marvel Of modern growth. backed of
the map. We were all happvand pros
porous until that foH son Of mine,
Paris. awarded the blue ribbon for
beauty 10 Venus, and thereby Knocked
us all galIeywest. That decision made
certain other leading ladies Of the
Olympian Sorosis so Immortality mad
they slcked the Greeks on me at a
time when preparedness was my short
suit, But even at that they had TO use
ca nouflage sd put me on the mat We
had EN- beaten to a fragile when some
wizard Of the Greek side got the big
idea He induced Agamemnon to hol-
Ter for peace. and as token of Greek
sincerity instead of handing ma a low
Ing cup they made me present Of a
horse several miles larger than the
Statue OF Liberty You know the rest.
That old cob looked. like q midway
stunt at n Worlds Fair. and while |
didn't want the darn thing any more
than London wants Barnard's statue
of Lincoln. thought Fl would please
the children. and took II"
And then what?" said Wat Tyler
Then what7" roared Priam. do
you mean 10 tell me you never heard
OF the Trojan horse?"
Ne" said Tyler. "I never studied
mathematics.
Well. /, was n horse on me. sll
right" said Prian moodily. 1T was
built Of wood and stucco, and was
about the size OF Billy Sundays taber-
nacies It was mounted on wheels,
and rolled into our Central Psys1 by
the Greek peace delegation and for
rnally accepted by my Royal Hssflness
as token of Agamemnon's love We
made great festival Of the occasion.
All the schools were closed for the day
hand the leading Nestorr and Chauncey
IDepewsters of the time delivered ad-
dresses on the Era of Good Feeling,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1918-03-24
FARMVILLE NOTES

Especial to The Richmond virginian)
Farmville. Va, March 23.-The
Training School Red Cross society
held its monthly meeting, Wednesday.
March 10. Out of the s27 pupils IN
the school z42 are active members OF
the society. Each grade is engaged
in some work for the Red Cross and
an unusual amount of work is be-
ing done by them.
There is a campaign on foot 10 get
books for the camp libraries and for
our boys over there. TWO million
books are needed by the library war
service OF the American Library as
ISOLATION and the girls are ready to
do their part.
Professor ]. M Lear addressed the
Eighth District Teachers association.
at Manassas, March q.
The Dramatic club Will repeat the
performance of THE Prince Chap"
for the entertainment Of the visitors
attending the Fourth District Teacher 8
association, which will meet in Farm
VILE March rs.
The students and townspeopie were
greatly interested In the address made
by Mr.. NJ. w. Harrison. secretary Of
the Savings Bank association Of the