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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
Patience on a Pullman.

when do you expect to arrive at
your destination"
Haven't thought Of that. When I
travel now | simply get on board n
train and wait and see what happens"
Exchange.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
Luck.


'Do you believe in luck?"
"Of course, l do" replied Senator
Sorghum. "And l have a great respect
for it. The only trouble about luck is
the way some people use it for a ca
mouflage when they're dealing off the
bottom of the deck. ."-Exchange.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
Ready-Witted.

"You need change of scene."
"But, doctor, I'm a travelling man"
"Why-er-that's the point. Stay at
home awhile and see somebody be-
sides hotel rooms and railroad sta
tions. Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
Next One

"Can you tell me why dog licks
your hand?" ..sR
Certainly; to put on you the
stamp of his approval" Baltimore
American.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
Vain Hopes.

81 guess lazy men wish they were
more like guns"
How do you mean?"
II mean that guns find constant en-
ployment when they are fired"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
still Want Good Roads

The day when the airplane shall sue.
ceed the automobile as means of To-
comotion probably will find many COM
munitles still talking about building
hard surface roads.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
Shut Off.

Mrs. Exe-She is really the worst
gossip in the neighborhood. Why, l
heard this morning that She
Exe-Come, now, don't try to beat
her at her own game.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
A Sheen Amt Got No Riahts.

A supreme court decision upholds
the validity of the Idaho law barring
sheep from cattle ranges. About the
only constitutional right a sheep has
left is to mingle with goat.-New
York World.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
More Grub.

what we need" declared the first
Russian, "is a man on horseback"
YES assumed the other one, 1--WE
could use little horse meat, that's
true" kansas City Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28

"This Hindenburg is always talking
about his drives"
"Yes," commented the man who
wears golf cap to work. "He makes
some big drives. But he doesn't seem
to be any good on the putting green"
Exchange.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
Hard To Please,

"Our new girl objects to being re-
ferred to as the help"
well if we call her the 'hindrance'
she won't like that either"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
GeneraI.Purpose Breeds.

The general-purpose breeds of poul,
try are best for the backyard flock.
They will supply both eggs and meats:
They are usually good sitters and good
mothers.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
Resnonds 70 Treatment.

A good COW win respond to good
treatment and even poor cow will
increase In production II she Is prop
erly handled.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
Dirty Fresh Enas.

A fresh egg that has contracted dirt
in any form can never be made to an.
pear quite so attractive as one laid
In u clean nest by clean hen.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28

"Say, ma, do you want one Of them
demitassys"
"Quit yer swearin', pa, and git me
some coffee. Baltimore American.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28

"Oh, he's only raw recruit"
II suppose by that you mean he has
never been exposed to fire."-Boston
Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28

Visitor-My poor friend, pause to
consider when next you are tempted.
Take time, my dear man, take time.
Convict-That's wot I done. I did
take time-I took watch.-Exchange
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28

The Married One-"Well, you have
to admit that when a man marries
his troubles are over"
Unmarried ditto-"Over what?"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28

poor chap" said the sympathetic
bystander to the man who had been
run over by a motor omnibus. "Are
you married?"
"No!" gasped the injured one. "This
is the worst thing that has ever hap
happened to me."-Pearson's
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28

No man who owns as many as -four
cows is saving money by not buying q
cream separator.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28

Deen IN Dau nedlln
and had several at
tacks of nervous
prostration until it
seemed as if the
organs in my whole
body W ere worn
out. ] was finally
persuaded to try
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound and it made
. well woman of
me. | can now do
oil p,v hbtlsavvnrG
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
MIX Scales Tell.

The milk scales and the butterfat
test tell whether you are keeping cows
or whether they are keeping you.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
Avoid Diseased Fowls.

There are those who never breed a
fowl that has once been subjected to
disease, particularly In malignant
form.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
Best Land for Parsnlps

Parsnips do well on land that last
year produced potatoes, celery or
leeks.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28

Tommy-Aw, ma, told you not to
make me. take bath. Look how
plain that hole in my stocking shows
now-Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
Variety Of Feeds.

Variety is not only the spice OF life,
but In poultry feeds and feeding 1t is
one element that stands for success.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
zoo Rooms Near Both Absolutely
100 Baths Depots Fireproo
Hotel Hoyt
Corner Sixth and Hoyt Sts.. Portland. Ore.
LOU HINES. Manager.
RATES:-75c to 81. SPECIAL-Week or Month
MONEY FOR YOU.

Thousands of trained young people needed.
Behnke- Walker Business College, Portland, places
students in positions. Enroll any time. Free
Catalogue
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
Those Girls.

The Heiress-Poor fellow! I believe
he loves the ground / walk on.
Miss Ryval-How romantic it would
be if he fell in love with you now
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28

Our idea Of model husband is one
who would rather get his breakfast in
the garden than try to coax his wife
into the kitchen.-Dallas News.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28

II you're a
tired-O u t or
rundown" wo-
man, with DR..
Pierce's Favor
| t e Prescrip-
tion. And, il
suffer from
a n y female
complaints" or
disorder, you
get well. F o r
I h 90 I w n
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28

To keep clean and healthy take DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regu.
late liver, bowels and stomach.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1918-06-28
Use Plenty Of Manure.

Use plenty of well-rotted manure In
the garden this year.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-05-31

green crepe de chine. The high collar
is edged with green silk, which also
makes the long eravat.
Is, il II starts out TO be long in an
evening gown Ii may continue 70 the
knees; giving the effect Of extreme
novelty.
THESE long evening sleeves are Of
tulle, aad sometime Of lne Yermieelll
lace caught iii sohe manner against
the arm ~ That they viii not fail away
from the hand al K moves. This is
pure mediWAlSn.
There are sleeves taken from the
Italian renaissance. These are cut 10
immense pel shaped openings at three
quarter lenstiL rolled lack on them
selves Iii i careit a manner and lined
with Roman striped SILK or with crepe
de cline IN Il blazing color.
There are pointed. hell-shapei
sleeves which hang loose from wide
armlole, guiIy faced ut The lower edge,
Int held taut by tight folded wrist.
let that spreads over the hand, after
the manner made fashionable by the
early queens Of France.
There Is sl1intight sleeve Of the
directoire, which also flares over the
hand and sometimes has an ornate
thumb-hole through which that finger
Is thrust.
There are sleeves for the street that
IRE formed Of Wrnbled cloth, that
reach from tho InupaIes Of The hand
10 flare Ike gauntlet well above the
elbow, leaving just enough space be-
tween the edge and the shoulder t.
show the cap sleeve of another color
ana fabric.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-05-31
GOTHAM BOYS BEHAVE BETTER
War Has Tempering intuehee on
Youngsters. Says Settlement
NoFtef.

N.v York va, bss~ Of N,v York
tsNs hrsu setting better actually fer
tho .IVi r5t ygafS. Inc aHWEi FgpDtt
of the tuina ss,Jirmeu- ualch dr
votes frs Efforts ta South H4risu.
where ,be boss att f,tts tentative ii
the entire eitg is authority rar this
statement.
GAYLORD S. White. secretary of the
settletuyn,. has several theories.
"Thausmds of logs have bten so
tgred rs fbt departure u5 oiIJf bFata-
ers ar War service" suiI 3lr White.
land The Nofa I'll the juH.or police iR
the teaeMeHt district has H'siesel an
other barge detachment 81 uteutitI
maEeFs. Thuss tl.at ueer
considered nmlj -ut. amusing haXe
laat fLee v.ge In he bag eyes Wl.b
the turIJa ~ war reflected 1ii about
'hem."
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-05-31
COMB SAGE TEA IN
HAIR TO DARKEN II
It's GRANDMOTHER Recipe to
keep her Locks Dark,
Glossy, Beautiful.

Tho old.tlme mixture OF Sage Tea
and Sulphur for darkoning gray,
streaked aud faded hair IL grand
mothers recipe, and folks are again
using 1t to keep their hair good,
even color, which Is quito sensible, az
we are living IN an age when youth
iui appearance ~ of the greatest ad-
vantage.
Nowadays, though, we don't have
The troublesome task Of gathering tho
sage ana the musay mixing at home
All drug stores sell the ready-to-use
product, improved by the addition of
other ingredients called "Wyeths Sage
and sulphur Compound" Il Ia very
popular because nobody can discover
II has been applied. Simply molsten
your comb or "a soft brush with Ii and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand ut a time, by morning
The Fray hair disappears, but what de-
iightJ the ladias with Wyeths Sage
hnd Sulphur Compound. IL that, be-
aldee beautifully darkening. the hair
after n few applications. IL also pro-
uuces that soft iustfe and appearance
OF abundance which IL so attractive.
ms ready-to-use preparation IL a de-
lHhtfui toilet requisite for those who
desire more youthful appearance. Il
~ not intended for the cure, lnitlga-
non or prevention Of disease.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-05-31

VINO KNOWS.
Mankind Is proud of the heelike IN

Mankind is proud OF the beellke IN
genuity and accuracy with which II
purSues many ~ lis activities: but we
cannot be- sure that the main result of
our lahor is nat something. as remote
ami unsupported 10y ourselves as its
service h the spring tiowers Is by the
La We 20 not always furesee the re-
actions II our most careful enter
prises; aad, while the bee working
Hm"Es the spring blossoms may rec
omnend rs uatlesty. the wind which
las is own Understandable but none
the less effective system of fertiliza-
ton. calls us 10 hope.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-05-31
LADY PINK TOES
HAS HER INNINGS
There is no excuse today for
women to have ugly.
painful corns

For few cents you can get from any
drug store quarter ounce Of the magic
drug treezone recently discovered by a
Cincinnati chemist.
Apply u few drops of this freezone
upon tender, aching corn or eallus
ana instantly. yes, Immediately, all
soreness disappears and shortly You will
find tie corn or eallus so loose that you
lift it out. root and ALL with the fingers.
Just think, Not one bit Of pain he.
fore applying freezone or afterwards. 1t
doesn't even irritate the surrounding
skin.
Hard corns. soft corns or corns be-
tween the toes, also hardened calluses on
bottom OF feet, just seem to shriyel up
and iall off without hurting particle.
1t is almost magical, You just try it,!
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-05-31
slsnIsn sna4aIa Revived.

A tremendous revival Of Spanish
shawls has sat In abroad.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-05-31

An Irishman WAS Ting In an inn
In County Mayo a day while IT
MAS raining fariattet outside. 4 fa-
hleman'S hr0ugham geW up al the
door of the hosiery H'azoued an the
panels Of its doors Ntsa the arms Of
its owner. inscribed With the mot
to, "FideS regnat uh.Iue.' pat"
asked some one p. the IrishmaG.
"hoW do you tranSlat rhat?" "EaSy
enough, Pat replied FideS ftguat
uhlque'-Faith! ii rains everywhere
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-05-31
SLEEVE STYLE IS
iMATTEROF choice
More New Arm Coverings tor
Spring Than Ever Before
in History.
AFFORDS CHANCE TO REMODEL
Severe Gowns May Be Made Brilliant
by sieeves From Assyria, EGYPT
and Early French History
The Cape. Is
New Yerk.-The weather prophets

New Yerk.-The weather prophets
and the fashion prophets do not 90
through life hand in hand. There -
no cordiailty between them, i would
seem. Judging from the Wuy iii which
they oppose each other, observes 4
leading fashion writer.
You may have noticed this situation
In some slight measure, an obsery-
er on the side lines, caring more about
the state Of the weather than the state
Of fashions; but those who must deal
with the latter as daily Issue, and
must try to conform the output Ut
fashions with the output Of the Sky,
depore the separation.
The utter audatiiy that women have
shown since the beginning Of time In
regard to The capriceS Of the weather
is part Of the history Of the civill-
cation of man. TO return to that iiE-
leaf. it MAS probably the only time IN
history when the climate Was met with
the right sort OF costume. Since then,
the world Of women has gone on the
path that suggests obstinacy
Take, MS nm example of the perverS'
ity of the present moment, the incom-
ing fashion of 5-inch sleeves al time
when kid gloves are difficult 70 pay.
for. The women of today. we are quite
sure, have no idea of attempting the
methods of the directoire by going
about the streets with entirely bare.
arms. Josephine, the empress Of the
French, may have believed that the
short sleeve was correct for her time
but this Ii wOrkduy world, full of the
rush aud impetus Of actiYity-and
open-air activity ut that. We might
have a chance of looking like Il group
let loose from Il boiler factory at mid.
day In August, If we rushed about the
streets with our athletic and slightly
red arms protrudng from 5-incn capes,
Nj fhn1If staAyAS
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-05-31

wl.ee Il hesemats Tie delaiuaHl feature.
Tfyr,taec whom sleeves gtaH-e
wuueu ehanse tsift titffn. Nhatstrr
else ihg r.-luwe reilgsts that is Nrra,
81 risnt. eaoi ar had, II Nearby always
testa psec With the change IA the am
GOVERNS tHd In tile neeEbue.
Ia summing up tAe sltuaeea af ta-
day. oae feeis sofIY fas the woman
VINO would Try 10 keep APP will lhe
shIun- Kaleidoscope 81 sleeve f.at the
designers have tagHed unan us.
However. Ii comforting solution vi
tins startling situation is that every
sletqe seems to b. in fashion and II
Il woman becomes paraiEaed from even
regarding the e4er-pfo faction OF new
spring sleeves, size eau merely 81 On
win TN Sleeve she has a4d feel that
she is III part Of the picture, II hot IN
The fofepar, Of it.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-05-31

One feels, In running full tilt against
the tidal wave Of new sleeves, the utter
futility of trying to describe even the
best of them. One would think that
tire world had gone quite m0d over
arm coverings. Possibly II Il true tint
the French and American designers,
realizing that they could not Introduce
anything especially brilliant or novel
In the new costilniery because of the
lack Of materials, put their genius to
work In deyising vast variety Of
complex and stimulating minor details.
!, However, this does not contribute
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-05-31
Seven Years In Use
ATTENTION
F A r M ERS!

II will be to your interest to
familiarlze yourselves with the
Lalley before purchasing plant
For simplicity. smoothness OF
operation, economy, and dnrabili.
~ ii is without question in a class
By Itself
You are cordially invited to in.
spect this plant al your convent
.once. ut the
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-05-31

This gown, In Bordeaux red, shows a
novel skirt with drapCd sides and a
harem hem Front panel Of biscuit
eolored cloth embroidered In gold and
red threads. Long sleeves OF biscuit
tulie.
to the pleasure 4 woman thinks she
viii tnd IN wearing her old "lothps
We are Wise enough 10 know that II Is
ID the adoption Of changing details
that the majority OF women show their
knowledge of fashions. 4 woman may
continue Ia wear blue ssge gown
cut IN the form Of coat and skirt.
ii slle realizes thai fhe must Instantly
aonpt lha gown To- The tight or the
loose cufti The high or the low waist
line the gatier or the plain hip. A
somefsault Ia costumpry is not always
followed, even by wei, dressed women,
but they viii do honor TO quick
change IN the minor detail of COS.
tune.
\ million women wear sailor collars
when they come into fashion, although
they may attach them TO II GOWN that
has the wrong line Ia certain places.
These million women drop sailur col
lars when they 90 ont Of fashion aud
take up the long, rolling Tuxedo collar
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1918-03-19
NORTH DAKOTA WAR COUNCIL
!. AGAIN PLEDGES LOYALTY Of (.
!. STATE 4 In REPUBLICS NEED
Conference Adopts Resolutions Calling Upon All of Our
People to Exert Every Energy to Assist Ad- = =
!: ministraton in Winning Victory ......@

men now in their employment or pa
triotic service in assisting the farmers
in the periods of seeding and harvest:
and be it further
Resolved, that we guard ourselves
against incessant Misrepresentation
Of German propaganda and the Get.
man press agents In this country, un.
deceived by the attempts Of these in.
strumentalities Of evil to undermine
our faith in our country, our cause
and our government. and that we con.
centrate our purposes and efforts, our
thoughts and our sympathies upon
the speedy and active prosecution Of
the war. realizing that the spirit Of
our army at the front will always be
and must always be no more than a
perfect reflection Of the spirit Of the
people at home ' ~ q.
Resolved, that no matter what may
be the sacrifices or the cost, we must
win this war that democracy may be
truly safe and that there may be en-.
during peace upon earth and liberty.
the Inheritance of all children Of men.
Resolved, further that 1t Is the
sense. Of this war council that the
State Council of Defense devote Its
energies without reserve and without
protest TO the faithful execution OF all
orders enanating from any of the
administrative branches of the federal
government,
!, BE it further resolved, that on be-
half Of the entire citizenship Of the
state of North Dakota, this. council
express its heartfelt thanks to Messrs.
Thomas Moran, Charles E. Russell.
Joseph C. Grew and Rev. H. c. Cul.
.bertson for their splendid. patriotic
addresses delivered during these sesi
sions, and, to the people Of Bismarck
for their splendid hospitality, and par
ticularly to the press Of Bismarck
for their courtesy and splendid liber.
atty in recording the sessions Of this
council. IL
,"And finally, we desire to express
our thanks to Secretary Hellstrom for
his untiring Efforts in arranging for
this conferences, and to the Home
Guard and Boy Scouts Of Bismarck
and the Slope for.valuable contribu.
tion to its success. ....
u. POYNTZ TYLER,
~&a, Chairman,
MINNIE ]. NELSON,
III. Y. ALDEN,
~. P. HARDY.
JOHN N. HAGAN,
Committee"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1918-03-19
Charles Edward Russell De-
clares 1t rivilege to See
State Refute Charges
of Disloyalty
DEEP EARNESTNESS Is
FEATURE OF SESSIONS
Address Ringing With Genuine
American Spirit Heard by
- Hundreds Of People

North .DakOta's first war council
was successfully launched with ses
sfons ending in a mass meeting at the
auditorium and an overflow demon.
stration at, the Grand. theater. Patri
otto enthusiasm, determination to
sacrifice that America can win and
democracy triumph, characterized
every session and brought home to the
people of this state the enormity OF
the task that lies before the nation.
Deep Realization Of Task
Henry Coe Culbertson, food ad
ministrator under Herbert Hoover
and Charles Edward Russell delivered
addresses that produced dep reali'
cation OF what the people Of the Unit
ed States must do before 1t can go
over the top in this struggle for the
preservation Of democracy. y - !. ;:
~; One. hour before the meeting. was
scheduled to begin the auditorium waa
practically filled, People, were direct
cd to the Grand theater where patfi
otto films wore shown and MI. Russell
spoke to be relieved by other war con
ference orators. ~. d,
Bismarck has never witnessed an
event in which deeper earnestness
marked every deliberation. From the
time the conference started with the
noon luncheons until the last speaker
had finished his appeal for patriot.
ism that is willing to sacrifice-to
give the last full measure Of devotion
that government by the people may
not perish from the earth '..-.
Interest Never Ceased
The evening session was given q
beautiful setting in the opening mum
Der by the junior boy scouts assisted
by a group Of girls. Arranged around
the colors they sang the "star Span
gled Banner" while the audience stood
up. Then followed q characteristic
scout drill and a selection Pack Up
Your Troubles" Young America gave
the proper prelude for the evening.
Rev. Buzzelle, Four Minute Man and
Red Cross worker, spoke the invoca
ton. Dorr H. Carroll OF Minot. chair
man OF the state council Of defense
presided. In introducing Mr.. Culbert
son, he spoke briefly Of the states 10y
atty and significance Of Americas en-
trance into the struggle.
Necessity Of cutting down food con
sumption in the United States was
graphically pictured by Mr.. Culbert
son His revelations clearly threw
the insignificance OF Americas sacri
fice into comparison with the supreme
unself1shness Of France in the matter
OF food conservation that her defen
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