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The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07
Obviously.

Come on,' said the first flea as he hopped from the brown bears foreleg i; "come over and join me at short game of golf
 Golf" exclaimed the second flea, hastily taking a bite of hyena; where in the realm of Barnum are we going to play golf:"
 "Why,' said the first flea, lover on the lynx, of course. Jack O Lantern
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07

sons who are subject to frequent "colds in the head" will find that the use of HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will build up the System, cleanse the Blood and render them less liable to colds Repeated attacks of Acute Catarrh may lead to Chronic Catarrh.
 HALLS CATARRI MEDICINE Is talk en internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
 All Druggists 75c Testimonials free.
 $10o.00 for any case of catarrh that HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will not
 F. J. Cheney & Go. Toledo. Ohio.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07
Nervous Heada ches Four Bottles of Peruna TTTTTTTTEs M ad Q Me w eIlA

Mrs Fife Hill, Manchester, Ohio, writes as follows:
 q cannot tell how much suf- fered in the past twelve years. I have been treated by physicians and no relief only for a short time. I was in such condition from ner- vous headaches, such heavy feeling as if my brain was pressing down, and so nervous could not get my res. at night. Would have sinking espelis and then so weak that I could not do my work. I began to take Peruna. Have taken four bottles of Fortuna and have gained in strength and flesh, and can say l am we.i
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07

Liven up your sluggish liverl Feel fine and cheerful; make your work a pleasure; be vigorous and full of ann bition. But take no nasty, dangerous calomel, because it makes you sick and you may lose a days work.
 Calomel Is mercury or quicksilver, which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel crashes into sour bile like dynamite, breaking 1t up. That's when you feel that awful nausea and cramD- ing.
 Listen to mel If you want to enjoy the incest, gentlest liver and bowel cleansing you ever experienced, just take a spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone tonight. Your druggist or dealer sells you a bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone for a few cents under my
 The savage worships a demigod, not q demiiOhn
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07
The Inevitable Exception.

Old Bjones-My son, early to bed and early to- rise makes man healthy wealthy and wise.
 Young Bjones-How about the owli He's considered the wisest bird, and yet he stays up all night.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07
The Era of censorshin.

"A little knowledge is dangerous thing" exclaimed the man who quotes.
 Possibly" replied Senator Sorghum. "A great deal just now depends on how you got your information and what you intend to do with it."
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07
ON FIRST SYMPTOMS

use "Renovine" and be cured. Do not wait until the heart organ is beyond repair. "Renovinen is the heart and nerve tonic Price soc and $1.00.-Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07
RED CROSS BALL BLUE.

That's the idea. A pure blue, true blue, no dope. Gives to clothes clear white, winter than snow. Be careful, use the best. Large package, sold by good grocers. only, cents. Ask for 1t today.-Adv
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07

Bad Colds, Pneumonia, and Group may be prevented by using Vacher- Balm in time. Everyone should keep it in the house.-Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07

IMITATION IS slNcEREsT FLATTERY but like counterfeit money the imita- tion has not the worth of the original. Insist on La Creole" Hair Dressing it's the original. Darkens your hair in the natural way, but contains no dye. Price $1.00.-Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07

You can rid yourself of that cold in the head by taking Laxative Quinidine Tablets. Price 25c. Also used in eases of La Grippe and for severe headaches. Remember that.-Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07

It's the love of the other fellow for your money that is the root of all evil.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07
A HINT TO WISE WOMEN.

Don't suffer torture when all female troubles will vanish in thin air after using "Femenins. Price soc and SI oo-Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07

You can't discourage the prohibition movement by throwing cold water on it.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07

German women must pay $360 6 pair for woolen stockings.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07

Some folks learn from an expert. ence; others never recover from 1t.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07
Fluid Fuel

q want to see alcohol abolished from the face of the earth remarked the dyspeptic citizen.
 Of course, you mean alcoholic drfnks?"
 ''No, I don't draw the line If the health of the nation is to be preserved we've got to shut down on the chafng dish as well as the flowing bowl. FIX change.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07

Many widows are said to be gar rulous. Possibly that's why they are widows
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07

Britain is developing a new system of school hygiene.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07

Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver, bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for laxative, three for cathartic. Ad.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07

Woe to the politician whose nerve has become affected.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07

Piles Cured in 10 14 Days DrueKista refund money If PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure Itching, Blind, Bleeding Protruding Piles. Eirst application gives relief. 60c
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07
DON'T SNIFELE

General Cornfeld outranks them all.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07
"CoId Tn fhe Head"

He that will not reason is a bigot.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07
A FIGHT FOR LIFE

Recluses are enemies to progres
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07

Gossips and hypocrltes are twins.
The Carlisle independent., 1918-02-07

The savage worships a demigod. not a demijohn.
The daily progressive-miner., 1918-01-24
WOULD BE INTERESTING IF TOLD

A few days ago. dispatches told Us of a sreat labor strike in Austra-H Hungary. The next tiay more dispatches told Us that the strike had reached an acute stage and was rapidly spreading all over the country. It was broadly hinted at q nationwide revolution. That old men, women, children and crippled soldiers had joined in loud demand for peace. They told us that Emperor Charles alarmed at the situation, had called together the Crown Council for consul tation. Yesterdays dispatch told Us briefly that the strike ended by every one returning to work. That there was a strike is admitted by the government of that country in the an- nouncement of the settlement of the difficulties.
 The world may never know; but we surmisc that if the doings in that country the last few days were written, they would make an interest ing page in the history of the world. Taking Ill these reports together with the previous re- port that the Austrian government had sent large numbers of soldiers to the places of disturb anees with the order "t0 shoot down everybody who refused to return to work suggests that possibly the ending of the strike came with the very shooting ordered. How many were shot, incarcerated or in some manner disposed of the world may never know, but that the number was large is almost 3 certainty. However, we be- ieye the worst has yet to come and the next time the trouble makers will not be so easily stamped out.
The daily progressive-miner., 1918-01-24
GERMAN IN SCHOOLS.

The action of the North Dakota state board of educa- ton in disseminating instruction in German the schools under it's Jurisdiction is a symptom of move. ment which is spreading throughout the country The stated by the North Dakota board was that ing of the German language and German literature had tendency to give students wrong impression of the German government Publishers of school books are busiy engaged in deletng German propaganda the books and likely that closer scrutiny will be given text books hereafter.
 When the is it will be time enough for the educators of the country discuss the question what foreign languages shall be taught in the public schools Since the close of the FrancoPrussian war there has been tremendous interest in German literature and in the German language. An examination of some of the text books which lately have in for criticism is proof of the of the opponents kutur" Many high schools in the country and all the universities special attention to German
 Now the language is going down hi so far as this country is concerned. Doubtless when the war is over We shall have opportunity to study German just as we'll as we have chance to study French Spanish Italian or Russian. but in the meantime shall be making no mistake by giving little extra attention to English Seattle PostInteigencer.
The daily progressive-miner., 1918-01-24
TT DOES NO GOOD.

Our remarks yesterday about the "meatless" and the "wheatless9 days, and calling attention to their easy evasion by whomsoever so disposed; were not criticism of the administration; and no Inan-unless he sees nothing good in anybody else but himself can inpute such motive We pointed out that it was easy to sidestep those days and only genuine patriots would observe them.
 Broadly speaking, we may say that we have two classes of people here One is intensely patriotic and needs no urging; no laws to carry out any request or orders from the government, especially in these troublesome days. The other class is the reverse. Those people will do every thing in their powers to hamper the government If not openly at least secretely. The latter clae4 of people laugh at the "requests" of the food ad- nlinistrator. They can evade them so easily. It follows that the burden to econonize is thrown
The daily progressive-miner., 1918-01-24

upon those patriots wko need no urging and much less request or order.
 For some months we have been urged to save on -four and sugar; yet many were hoard inc until the food administrator issued cards In our opinion that is the only system. That is the only way the patriots can make the pros help them to save the food. That is just what we pointed out yesterday. There is as much logic in requesting the pros to observe meatless and wheatless days as there is in requesting a habit ual thief to be honest It does no good
The daily progressive-miner., 1918-01-24
COME AHEAD SLOW

It is mighty nice for friend-or anybody for that matter. to give a neighbor good recipes for kitchen use-for war-bread for instance. These recipes are being brought in basketfus nowdays and we have been printing a few oc- casionay However we know one place where one of those was tried that created havoc. The bread tasted like mixture of pulverized cork, powdered rubber; saWdust mixed with alkali water and a little cement to hold the whole mix ture together Had the durn thing been spread over the stove and cooked, it would have made a splendid door mat. From now or that party who met with the above experience says that whoever may have more of these excellent" re- cipes for war-bread, to please trv them on some one else first. In other words, must make rep utation along that line.
The daily progressive-miner., 1918-01-24
"CARRY ON.!"
(From the Living Church)


 They're loaded down like pack animals, their shoul. ders rounded they're wearied death but they go and They're not heroes but only very tired men, determined to carry on Thus writer from the front describes them But they heroes Men who have the amazing guts to their crown of thorns as though 1t were and bells" who slip and slidder about in the reacy mud of the trenches and shver in cold downs and sleep in verminous dugouts and face death and the "trip vest calmly and unafraid; men whose pendor is in their souls.
The daily progressive-miner., 1918-01-24
IMITATION

is the sincerest form of flattery, that is why it pleases us to hear that other laundries claim to do work just like ours It is a tribute to the excellence of our laudering which we fully ap- preciate But why not have the origi- nal? Send us your washables and you won't have to say they are as perfect as ours The work will be ours and the real thing
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16
NINE FAMILIES GRANTED
PERMITS TO COME HERE
Chamber of Commerce S,crctar, Ic-
ports STEADY Demand Tor
itcs dcnCcrs Here.

Col G. d. Douglas Issued nine per.
mlts yesterday to families who wish
Ia make Tulsa their home, to bring
Ia their household goods, after he
Was assured shHt tho families had
houses TO move into.
On account OF the couRestoh con.
dition of the railroad freight houses
with household furniture for which
there was no place. the railroads
sometime ago declined to bring any
more OF this character OF freight
TO Tulsa until assurance was given
that the owners had places to move
II after II arrived here. They up-
POINTED Colonel Douglas "houach I'D
censor" and before any household
goods can be brought to Tusl now
the owner must exhibit permit
from Colonel Douglas and In order TO
get this permit the owner must show
that he has q place 90 put his goods.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16
CHAPTER NNL

In the chapter on Emperor viii
helm I have stated the belief preva-
lent, even I'm Germany. that he in
tended as his first step toward his
openly expressed ambition for world
dominion to make himself on the
death Of Francis Joseph. emperor Of
a great continental empire In which
the German princes, his sons. should
occupy the thrones OF Hungary and
bohemia. tie heir OF the house Of
Austria lulc as King or grnud duke
ut Austria with possibly ,Guthtr
COMMUNICATED king .om touching the
sea or tLc south.
Their ,le some who helisNs that
whCH the kaiser, accompanied H."
\ an .Tnpitz, visited Franz Ferdinand
at konoptsht in June. 1874. before
the kiel week. that great conspir-
acy wHs entered into, IN which II was
arranged that great central empire
should he created with one Of tho
sons of the Duchess Of nohcnherg on
the throne OF Bohemia and the other
provided for by some newly carved
out kingdom made from Bosnia or
a portion ~ Serbia And IL may
have ucen part of this plot that Eitel
Fritz aud other sons of the kaiser
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16
Face to Face With Kaiserism
By JAMES w. GERARD
BY JAMES w. GERARD

should be provided with thrones de-
! rived from Balkan territory.
II Will be remembered that as
! Franz Ferdinand and his wife fell
] under the aSsassln's bullet at Sara
I jevo he called out, Sophie. live for
4 our children" His devotion To his
| wife and TO their children were ex-
I traordlnary lie was continually
/ lGarlng from his income 80 that on
! has death hls sons would have large
I sum of money, saved from the in
. come OF estates which they could not
inherit
IL In hard to believe that such "a
crime against the house OF Haps-
/ burg and against his own country
was contemplated from the inside of
royalty But one event seems IA con
/ tirmation OF this theory. The dead
[ Franz Ferdinand and his wife were
buried with, such lack OF honor, al
most with such contempt. as to- lead
To tho belief that the head Of the
house Of Hapshurg. Emperor Franz
Joseph himself. without whose direc-
tons the chamberlain. Count Monte
nuOro would not have dared TO act.
discovered his heir In some art
against the laws or fortunes Of the
Imperial house.
For the funeral arrangements were
such that the Austrian and Hungar-
inn nristuCracy were moved to pro-
test. and Hs "a result n belated order
was issued directing that the troops
of the Vienna garrison should take
part In the funeral ceremonies.
About $50 members OF tho leading
families OF Hungary aud Austria.
without invitation, entered h.e
g. -. a -
bodies To the railway station. The
London TiVcs correspondent called
attention to this In cables to his
Newspaper ut the time.
At knnopisht Great War Planned.
Personally do not incline to this
view. but | do believe that A. konu.
pisht the war OF 1914 was finally
agreed on Too many bits OF cyl-
denco point to this, and from rome
thing said to me at Kiel by 4 very
high parsonage, before the aaslssl-
nations at Sarajevo. would have
guessed that war was coming. had
II not been impossible for mo to
believe. that the world WAS 10 be
plunged into war simply because
the German people were restless
under the rule OF autocracy
When the murders occurred at
Sarajevo all plans had been laid
for war and the death OF Franz
Ferdinand and the duchess OF
Hohenbuerg merely gave another
excuse to begin hostilifles. nfter
Austria. In the council of Potsdam, |
had ratified all the arrangements
made nv tho Emperor Wilhelm and /
Franz Ferdinand for the European
war. Undoubtedly the German em-
peror used his influence with Franz
FerdinaNd and his wife In order 20 !
secure the formers aid In dragging
Austria into the war-a war begun |
10 win the dominion OF the world. |
How many in America have !
heard the name OF sophie Chotek? |
Yet the ambitions OF this woman |
have done much to send to war the |
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16

These 1926 Waists Of tissue gingham. are In the
lending spring shades and will be priced for
saturday special at .....................s $3.50
Muslin Gowns beautifully trimmed In embroidery
and lace ft95 and t2s5 values, Saturday sIs5
Ia s2.25.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16
WING ARTILLERlSTS
WILL DEPART TODAY.
r,,., sending Thir'y-h'e More 10
l"'~ jefferson Barrnrk-; To In
train nt 2:3O.

r,ir,,. five young TnlSans' VINO
81 10 hA inducted into the
D. gallery service will he sent to
t.o,a,.-sop Barracks. Mo. this after
'l,' ~, $50 O'CLOCK by We local
noon o'i,p hoard An Of them who
n, ,t the boards offices, this
t'pg.t,r tur papers and transporta-
~, av eiiI br cniratned.
u',,s,.c who have asked 10 he sent
,..ot most nf whom viii leave
WV rr,r-t 70 lAssltor, i breeding,
~ az d. Anderson. Gene G, SIM
t" " jolly =. l.. Reichnrd,
mo- voadtrd, Robert j Moore,
a., l. RrouSscau, r. II Hart
~ N srHacrfer r =. Gllmer,
y."Tr =. paNlcr Basil NJ. Anderson.
= smith. George Fields. Ben +.
60, pn,moni e, Walsh, Robert =.
Tu', n..r.n lee Price. W A. Thomas,
No, n smith. wilbur Brannan.
", Vumus william T. Martin,
,r,,,r Hugo WoN Jaues Hedfern.
p.a rarkcr Harry WcSt, \ B. I'M
n Arhu g. Edcns Hugh H.
T,,,nmel john \ Basford, Hans
r.I'r,,n ana r. Il Bacon.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16
Specials for Saturday in the
Ready-to- Wear Department

Heatherbloom and sateen Petticoats OF the very
finest quality. a Saturday special nt. y. .s2.bo
These 1880 and $3.50 silk Dresses for Spring
will be offered for Saturdays selling only
~ ..-.. .s....'..- .s..''''' '''.....' .hIe"
This II entire new lot for your approval and
here some exceptional values TO be had In
hem.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16

attempted to cash It. The check was
signed with the name OF a local
newspaper man. who had no account
In that bank
Tho check was given to him by a
man named Jones. In payment Of
losses IN pool games at the "isth
star Pool halt" according TO tho
story told hS Otis yesterday. II was
made payable TO Jones and endorsed
by him.
j. A Francis Of Yale brother Of
the boy. was ordered TO take charge
OF him and put him under the care
Of physician. The brother also
will he held responsible for his fu-
ture conduct
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16
ALLEGED FORGER RELEASED
Otis Francis Declared Mentally I'm
balanced by Court.

Otis G. Francis. boy charged with
passing forged check. was released
by Justice Daniel yesterday. when Il
became apparent to the court that he
was mentally unbalanced. Otis pre-
sented check for $50 at the Union
National bank on February 4. and
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16
Houston Mnnls Morn Mnnc,

WhsHINGTON. March ih.-sec-
retary Houston has asked congress
for fls.7 0.S93 10 continue ana ex-
tend during the 1919 fiscal year the
war emergency activities sunder the
food production law.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-03-16

Marion u. Hale. 30, Tulsa. and
Lucy sechrest, II, Kansas City, Kan.
Clarence c. Campbell. 20. and
Violet Davenport. 80, both Of Tulsa,
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1918-12-19
So keus.
0uutf. 49,: 31--4S

NGia ferran erd1n taiteiliian maas
Isan,an taulun iofa eiitti Iuontoa mis
IL ibanimmasia aiusiaan. 0estelld
t6tG burmnatpaa taureutta astusfeli
Sotea Manner feppinId iparasiu. Ndtp
eli Ills Iifuttatua: SaiteiIiia tabtci
tiloon eiille iotean onnettoman aies
man iperrnttlnta uiibin, ioilla on M
femiien tolIis Iabia.
Ylldmerfittb rnamatunpaiffa pubui
srgDs iofeubestu. Siind on oiteass
team ta.iifin tertomusta pboistettp<
nd, ia emf iilmdptielld nabttdd iilta.
eta n:in1 Ell ole mitGGn ldbeiiempGd
iiIGistG tbtepttG fesfenddn; naptta-
pGtpGbdn main oleiuan pboesid fen
iobbosta, ettd nc aifamGdrGn puoles<
ia tuulutuat iamaan nifaan Scout
fen manllien paelluflen ~bistoridsin.
Ruttn Idbemmin tartastaesia buoe
Suaa belpnsti, mifG on ollut Ypbdir
Senaen tcrfoitlis, fun San OH mama
fertomutiel antanut tlllla ipiereffdin.
$50 tGmd ftp OH iiind, ettd molemmat
fertomu.Iet plibiBpat iofeuoesta; eoclz
linen elittdG opetuslasten pmndrtd
mdttomppoen, fun Seeius pubni fup-
temastann. iiis fpipmps on bengelIif
SeStd S~ofeubesta, idltimdinen fertrf
Iuonnolli!ssti loteasta, ionta Seeins
Saranii Seerifon IdbettptuilId.
SO Min. Spfean aienta oil lurtus
stltand. Sabo0nme ientGbben flint
uitt1d buomiotnmme iiiben. miten ios
feaf tuletput n%dtetpttii. Sietentin pue
bnrrne m. bengelIiiesti ioteista eitd
fofeuoesta ruiimiiIliiesti. Seuraaps
pa mt tarffnnoeIIa eiitpstdl
Sofia Seeits tpoift ntpata beugels
Iiiesti fofenin iilmdt, tariuitaan faifs
feir cniin t1uto ia tieto iiita. eta Of
Ioarl ~ioleita, sGrna ndtpp tastd tefse
tisid ferrotusta miebesta, (5dn udei
tieii tpibeIiaiien tilanfa), hin meos
Seeiutieu i,iorista fmoista Sob. 9:
at. Easid suiitatusia paifasia
fanoo Seeius iuoraan ~fariieufiiIle,
eta heiban ipntirfd pbfpp ientafia,
finn be pitispdt itieddn nafetpind,
tpditta pIiipatfin lite niiasia firfedss
IA iofeubesia. Sois iiis faifti lins
lot omista bbtueistd ia tunnustafaam
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1918-12-19
Siiuibiilen binta Iansfasia.

SalIitiitien polttoainetoimistoon
iaapnneitten t~ietoien mlifaan mafiaa
tiipibiili $50 torni &ansfasia. 8as
rasto on min pieni, eta mGGrdbsten
mllfam OIL Intpallista lGmmittdd
6iioneita ainoastaan folmen fnifais
ben aian pllopesta. .SotelIit %faafpat
lasted I6numintd 'iuettd ipieraiaeen
ainoastddn fnbtena pGitpdriG fuiifosid.
Satfalaiiet oiuat bGipittdueet faifs
ii @anstm biiliiaiapmnot, Min ettd
tuIee ipiipbmddn mos,ta itpiiotta iobdn
loputtiia entenfuin faitpanrot faas
bdan normaalifitntopn.