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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01

Surely I may be pardoned for ask
ing questions when you consider that
l belong to the sex which Is not cap
able Of using the ballot wisely. sup
pose the real reason women cannot
vote in Indiana is the men have con-
cluded that is the case. They gallant
ly wish to deal gently with the poor
things and give some other tecnnlcaI
reason.
You know we must have faith that
our law makers are consistent, ana we
do not like to cherish blind faith where
it can be avoided. We wish 70 pc en-
lighteped upon some points wnen
knowledge made public will not give
comfort or aid to the enemy.
Which petition that was sent 10
Washington should receive the most
favorable answer: The one the Drew
ers sent pleading that their business
might continue as it would be dis
astrous to the country to close their
breweries. and that grain used IN that
way was not wasted, also our laboring
men needed their beer, and the usual
arguments kept in stock by that class
Of people.
OR the petition presented to Presi-
dent Wilson signed by 100000 wom-
en-, and headed by Frances Cleveland
Preston, asking that the manufacture
Of malt liquors in the United States be
stopped in the interest Of food conser-
walton.
The petition stated that the grain
used in brewing would make 100000
loaves ct bread daily.
1t has already become history that
congress was considering favorably
nation wide prohibition during the
| war, when, at the request OF the Presi-
dent, the decision was left to him. He
decided In favor of the brewers.
AS there was plenty Of whiskey In
storage to last several years, CORE and
rye could be used for food, but the
brewers must have their quota of
grain.
The housewives could conserve IN
the use of grain. and restrict their
families In food, in obedience to the
mandates OF food administrators. We
are toI dit is to feed our allies, and
our soldiers, that we are conserving,
but II it is necessary for the table sup
plies to be limited, what Of the brew.
cries?
We would be unpatriotic if we did
not willingly conserve food material,
and the children would not be pa
triotic if they INDUCED in candy.
What of the brewers?
Is not Satan using camouflage to
obscure the vision Of otherwise con-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01
Buy Liberty Bonds

The third Liberty Loan drive will begin in a
few days. The announcement of the new war
credit is an invitation for new manifestation OF
patriotic service and confidence.
The American government is calling on its
citizens these days to prove with deeds their oft
repeated assertions of loyalty and love for the
LAND Of the free and the home of the brave"
The people of the Entente governments have
subscribed to the war issues with spirit and a
response that is the wonder of the world. FL
nanciers were astounded at the ability Of the
French people to produce money when the gov
eminent asked for it. The gold coins in the
wooden socks, hidden in the cottage of peasants
and workmen, came forth in such profundity
that the world was astounded.
In our own country we have not been called
on to such an extent that our resources have
been seriously impaired or that the supreme
sacrifice was necessary before the money could
be produced.
As a matter of fact we have not yet done our
full duty, owing partly to the fact that we have
not understood fully the gigantic nature of the
struggle in which we are involved, and partly be-
cause we were dilatory and loath to believe that
our own national existence was at stake.
The third Liberty Loan comes at time when
many Americans have been aroused to the grim
business ahead of this nation. If they were
somewhat dilatory in purchasing government
bonds before, they will now be impelled to do so
by the mighty battle now raging in France.
Certainly no better answer could be given to
Germany's offensive than an oversubscription of
the third Liberty loan. 1t will prove to the
Kaiser that this government will back the
French and British to the limit cost what it may.
The fighting determination of the people will ex-
press itself in the response that is made to the
next war credit.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01

Jabez Smithers, who lives over al
Webster, was in town Saturday. He
said the tri-weekly train went through
the village the other day. Jabez says
the tri-weekly is good name for the
train because it goes to Williamsburg
one week and tries to come back the
next. - y:
The Richmond Quick lunch adver-
tised chicken corquettes for the Sun
day dinner. Glenn Carr says he has
got regular croquet set down at his
house, but he never did know how to
play chicken croquette. We think
about the only difference is that in
stead of following a little wooden ball
around you follow chicken-no, not
the barnyard kind.
A teacher in the Richmond grade
schools asked one of the pupils why
the giraffe had such a long neck. The
kid said he guessed 1t was because
its head was so far away from it's
body. We don't think that's quite
right. We think the main reason the
giraffe has got such long neck is
to advertise a certain brand of sore
throat medicine.
Uneasy lies the head Of the Rich.
mond woman that was not adorned
this year with an Easter bonnet.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01

This announcement was, OF course,
received with considerable perturba.
ton, especially by the eldest OF the
men. What" he exclaimed. "A
bath, with water?"
Sure thing" said the constable.
Look here, Mr.. Constable" said the
apprehensive one. Couldn't you man.
age it with one OF them vacuum
cleaners?"
The c. o. of a certain battalion ap-
piled for a groom, and Paddy, not
knowing anything about horses or
harness. put in for the job. do you
understand all about horses and how
to keep harness clean?" inquired the
|C. o.
Eyes. sir" was Paddy's reply; what
I don't know about horses Is not
worth knowing"
Accordingly, at p. m. that day
Paddy was ordered to saddle the c.
O.'s horse, which he did, putting the
saddle on the wrong way round. The
colonel appeared, glared at Paddy and
snapped:
Don't you see, you fool, that the
saddle is the wrong way round?"
Eyes, sir" replied Paddy, but why
did you not tell me which way you
were goin'?"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01
Getting a Job
by Roger w. Babson] i.

Henry had been delivering goods for a cloth
ing store in small New England city. He had
been through school for two years. At noon time
and on Saturday evenings he was allowed to wait
on few customers, but his progress had been
slow. He saw his friends getting ahead and he
became impatient and unhappy.
Besides, Henry had become interested in a
nice little red-headed girl; for three years they
had been together and she was getting little
impatient. Nothing hurt Henry SO much as to
have her ask him once in awhile how he was get
ting on at the store. His conscience troubled
him. and the blood always rushed to his cheeks
whenever she referred to his job.
During school days he had done very we'll in
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01
BOILERMAKER CURED :
| OF RHEUMATISM

George p Davis only secured relief
Ind permanent cure after trying many
remedies.
Trusler Remedy Co.,
Huntington, Indiana
Gentlemen had suffered with
rheumatism, 1nflammatory, for thirI
teen northeastern In bed. I could
barely walk on crutches, when friend
induced me to try Trusler's Rheumatic
Tablets, which gave me relief almost
from the first dose. I have been back
at my trade as boilermaker at the G.!
and e. /. shops. Spent five weeks at
the Springs without relief. surely
can give your remedy my strongest
endorsement and l recommend it to
all rheumatic sufferers.
(Signed) GEORGE p. DAVIS.
Kansas ST., Danville, III
For sale by all druggists.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Newman and
Mrs. Oscar Reeson attended the thea

Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Newman and
Mrs. Oscar Beeson attended the thea
ter at Richmond Friday night.
Mrs. Charles Hardy, of Union City
was the weekend guest of her sister,
MS. Frank Jones. Mrs. Anna
Wells, of Cambridge City, visited Mrs.
q. P. Jones Saturday. :. Mrs Wilbur
Elwell and daughter, Marie, were
Richmond visitors Saturday. Mrs.
Rodgers, who has been visiting Mr..
and Mrs. Willard Williams. was
called to her home at Hamilton by the
illness OF her husband. Mrs. Will
lard Williams is in a critical condi-
ton. .. Mrs. Charles Hale spent Sat.
urday in Richmond with her sister,
Mrs. Charles Cotfman. -. Olin Davis
left Saturday to take a fine position
wit hthe Indiana Trust Co. of Indian
apolis.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01
MILTON, IND.

Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Wagner and Mr..
and Mrs. James Murphy formed a
theater party at Connersville- Satur-
day night. :. Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Wilson,
Mrs. L. e. Thompson and children,
Mrs. F. Mccormick and daughter.
Ruth were Richmond visitors Satur-
aay.... The many friends of Robert
Morris were sorry to hear that he hal
an arm broken In the interurban
wreck near Anderson. Mrs. Ruth
Wagner, of near Centerville, visited
Mrs. Odell Sunday. Edgar Beeson,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01
81 Hal POD.

81 Hal POD.
Our genial prosecuting attorney
Frank Strayer. having at one time re-
paired wheelbarrow, feels that he is
Of a mechanical frame of mind, and
says that when his new car breaks
down he will know how to Ak 1t up.
You knew Frank had a new car. didn't
YOU? No, an automobile. not a fivver.
With considerable difficulty we sue
ceeded in getting Frank to make pub
lie his formula which we give here
with in detail. Frank declares the
method is absolutely guaranteed to
produce results. Here 1t is:
When your automobile breaks down
just take the dingbat out of the what
ucallit,. attach it to the buzzfuzz. turn
the whatnot to the right. left, east or
north as the case may be, press down
on the dujigger. and pull up on the
thieves, that's 1t. Then get a long
rope, tie it around the front end OF
the car, hitch it to a span Of mules,
tell 'em to "gidap" and the darn thing
will run.
This Alea Axiom guy over at the
Murray last week requests all patrons
who wish to ask him questions to sign
their full names on their epistles.
That's alright, ALA, but the trouble is
most OF us don't know em when
we're in that condition.
Judge Fox, of the circuit court, who
is somewhat Of an old-timer in these
parts. says he remembers the days
when they did not have any paved
streets in Richmond. He says he
thinks that paved streets are much
better than the old dust thoroughfares
of the former days. For one thing,
the judge says, they taste better on
windy day.
No doubt the Richmond school chill
dren would be glad to give up their
school books for the soldiers, and thus
show their patriotism.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01
Sometimes

By Margaret E. Sangster
~ OMETIMES. when TIL way seems weary.
Sometimes when tn world seems blue;
Sometimes when yer outlooks dreary,
And there don't seem nothing new
Sometimes when yer pleasures bore you,
And there amt no that cares;
When yer life lies all before you
Like narrer flight o. stairs
Sometimes when tn a-shinn
Seems ter have brassy CLEAN,
An because there amt no linn
Storm clouds are just what they seem
Sometimes then yer hate Just Twin,
Hate to smile an do yer part;
Sometimes then life seems just givin'
Givin' from an empty heart
Then's the time ter look for laughter
In strangers vivid eyes;
Then's the time ter follow after
Fairy gold that always lies
Where tn rainbow seeks the hollow
OF tn tender stars at night
Stars that laugh together, seemin'
Just ter show tn world is right!
Then's tn time ter sing, and, sngin',
Let some other join yer song;
Then's tn time you should be bringin'
Smiles where only smiles belong.
Sometimes when tn way seems dreary,
Sometimes when tn world seems sad,
Help somebody worn an weary,
An your life will soon be glad!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01
The Forum

(Au articles for this column must
not exceed 900 words. Contributors
must sign their names, although the
name will be withheld by the man
agement at the request OF tbs
writer. Articles hayang no name
attached will be throWn into the
waste basket.)
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01
Strive II
Heal

Next time you 1
fpf women note ID
Hons apparent in
will see some flle(
some dry and roJ
and greasy. som
rouge. some sire
metallic powders q
you will see one
stration OF inteln
point OF view. Thu
skin 10 clear and
are small and opei
not show on tho g
Every woman can
plexion II she viii
discretion. II you
beauty. the beauty
lyou must replenis
nerves with lecith
nerve restorer. al
blood the invigora
Mature intended
heath. IN most Of
these and other VI
have been largely
to be eealthy and 1
Item must have
found In Bio-feren, /
er proportions tos
vitality but IN such
tenn can best ASST
A treatment Of
peptonate as comb
increases the appel
and inviGorates the
And Bio-feren IN
easy and palatable |
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01
bethlehem WAGES INCREASED

BETHLEHEM, Pa, April /.
The Bethlehem Steel company an.
nounced that. effective April is, an
increase of approximately Is percent
will be made in the general labor
rate at all the company's plants here
and at Steelton, Pa, Lebanon, Pa,
and Sparrows Point, Nd.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01

scientious people W
is called to the lid
know by this time
between Satan and
soldiers cannot con
and we are told tina
war. Pray that Sa
the guns!
ALI
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01
Ppu1NIHH1EIRs

A constable In a Vermont town re-
Gently rounded up q number OF ho-
boes. "Come along" he said to them,
you have all got to have q bath"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01

from discoi0 az the teetE ID
unpleasant tasts-t
There 10 no oecretVorY mystsfy
ahout Bio-1sren. Doctors prescribe
it regularly because they knew sx'i
ac4ly what II eontaIns ~ veil -
mat e VIII DO and they know they
could not formulate D. hettsrAup
BUILDING tonic.
The action Of pio-fefen On the
sv1fem 10 90 beneficial, We are 30
sure Of its giving you positive health
IA vi9or. providing. Of course, there
q no serious. chronic aiiment such
- cancsr, tuberculosis. SC, that We
only sell It on the condition that you
a1ree to return the empty pacxago
IN accept a refund Of your money
unless you are entirely satasned.
There 10 no use waiting for health
and beauty. It u bstteg 70 DO things
| 1oday than tomorrow. Go 70 VOW.
| nhygicdan today-sight now-hA VAL
| sdviso Bio-fesen. Then start faktu8
| Il at once a. he advises Or - 0arsc-
| fiono on the package call Tor. Tne
| guarantee protects your money. IN
tsresting booklet may be had for tae
asking.
Large package S1.eo at all leading
druggists or direct II your druggts;
can not supply you; The SentAnel
Remedies Co. Inc.. Cincsnnau.AO Ohio
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01
FOR LUMbAGO
Try Musterole. See How
Quickly It Relieves

You just rub MustcIole In briskly, and
usually the pain is gone-a delicious,
soothing comfort comes to take its place.
Musterole is 4 clean, white ointment,
made with oil Of mustard. Use it instead
Of mustard plaster. Will not blister,
Many doctors and nurses use Muster
ole and recommend it to their patients.
They viii gladly tell you what relief It
gives from sore throat, bronchitis, Group.
stiff neck, asthma, neuralgia, congestion.
pleurisy. rheumatism. lumbago. pains and
aches Of the back or joints, sprains, sore
muscles bruises chlblains frosted feet,
colds of the chest (it often prevents
pneumonial Always dependable.
80 and Coo jars: hospital size $3.50.
I|!glzz!!j
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01
LIKE OUR M,

ASSOCIATED
PETROGRAD. Fl
M. Lunacharsky d
ton, expresses his
an alliance with al
BILE. Russia is williu
lean assistance in
and arms in view OF
is the common enc,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01

, Nearly half of all
In the United States
| sylvania.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01

London cable says $4,000 petitions
for divorce have been filed in Petro-
grad recently. The Russians are 60
ing after freedom with q vengeance.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-04-01

No doubt the Richmond school chill
dren would be glad to give up their
school books for the soldiers, and thus
show their patriotism.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-04-21

Masses at 6. 7:l5. Sis, 9:l5 and
1890, the last one being a high mass.
Sunday school at 2. Rosary, sermon
and benediction at 7:30. Rev. Joseph
Stack will preach on the text, Joseph,
the husband of Mary, of whom was
born Christ" At the 7:l5 o'clock mass
the women of the parish will receive
Holy Communion, the members of the
Ladies' sodality and the Ladies of st.
Ann receiving in n body. On Monday
evening at the Ladies' of ST. Ann will
give card party in the basement Of
the church. On Tuesday evening at
: 30 the Young Ladies' sodality will
hold their regular monthly meeting in
the academy chapel. On Friday even
ing the young ladies of the parish will
meet for Red Cross work at the Mis-
soula hotel. The official representative
OF the food adninistrai ton, Clara Bush.
will give a talk to all our Catholic
women on Wednesday afternoon al
at Loyola hall. Instructions in Chris
tian doctrine at the rectory Monday
mad Friday evenings at 7:3o.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-04-21
First Church Of Christ. Scientist.

Corner of Pine and pattec streets
SUNDAY services at IL a. IN. and p. IN.
Subject Doctrines of Atonement'
sunday school convenes at the close or
the morning service. Wednesday even
ing testimonial meeting al s o'clock.
Reading room in the church building
is open ev~ry afternoon except sun
DAYS and holidays from until 4. and
on Thursday and Friday evenings
from 7:S0 until .. All are cordially
invited to the services and to enjoy
the privileges Of the reading room.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-04-21
Missoula Woman Thinks
She Can't Talk Enough

II had gall stones for IA years and
suffered severely from gas, collie and
Indigestion. Doctors wanted me to go
TO the hospital, but I took Mayr's Won
derful Remedy instead and am now
feeling fine and better than / ever did.
/ can't talk enough about this rene
dy." II is a simple. harmless prepa-
ration that removes the catarrhal
mucus from the intestinal tract and
allays the inflammation which causes
practically all stomach. liver and in
testinal ailments, including appendi-
citis. one dose will convince or
money refunded. Missoula Drug CO.
Adv.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-04-21
COED Champion Hikes
40 Miles by Accident

Tacoma. Wash. Miss Theresa
Tromp hiked 40 miles in 10 hours,
through the heavily wooded country
from Seattle to Tacoma. got off the
course and stuck in the mud of the
Tacoma tide flats just prior to the
completion of her journey, and had
other experiences one day recently.
Miss Tromp is a senior in philosophy
n. the University of Washington, and
champion woman mixer of the north
west And all just because she wanted
to take little tramp to further delve
into the intricacies of her study.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-04-21
She Sends Her Man to France
and C0nquers in Her
Fight at Home.
WHAT ONE HAS GIVEN
First Great WOman's Book
of War Narrates Story
of Sacrifice.
BY MARGUERITE MOOERS
MARSHALL,

The woman who mas found THE
MAN and lets him 60 to the front
without marrying him is a Stacker. The
woman who marries him and tries to
hold him at home is a Stacker The
real patriot is the girl who knows that
this is HER war. who sends her hus-
band to France and fights at home
bravdy and cheerfully, her own fight
for self-control, for self-support. for
her home and for her country
That is the war bride as Ethel NJ.
Kelley sees her and as Miss Kelley has
written her story in the first great
Woman's book of the war, over Here"
England has been waiting for some
thing like this to come out of America
and the heart of American woman
hood" a distinguished English officer
has written Miss Kelley. With tender
ness and simplicity the author has
made an l8-year- old New York girl,
pretty, sheltered pleasure loving. ut
terly young, tell her own story of love
and the lover husband she gave to her
country.
He has been at Plattsburg and
week after their engagement war was
declared between the United States
and Germany.
You've got to go, Tommy Beth
says simply It's All right. dear; we
love each other, and we must do right.
our country needs us"
Il was selfish in my love at first"
she confesses on the next page. but
that h1t bnr
Tommy is with me or not doesn't mat
ter so much-what matters is that we
belong to each other; and know that
God will take care of him for me
wherever he is. We mustn't try to do
our bit-that isn't enough. We must
do our all. 1t would be good deal
easier not to believe this, but it would
not be right
SO they are married at once, most
simply, and after q week of honey
moon and few Weeks with Tommy's
people the little bride returns to her
fathers home and Tommy goes to
Plattsburg again. He gets his commits
sion as captain, and ten days later he
sails for France on special service, al
though Beth has been hoping for de-
tail at Camp Upton. Il guess the war
did want something more of me-" she
observes, quietly. "One can bear such
things, of course. and it's only decent
TO give up when YOU know it's the big
thing. War is hell, but there is some
thing about doing your part that helps
you through it. There we are, Tommy
in the flesh and me in the spirit. with
our composite feet on the soil OF
France
She works and waits quietly. putting
the household on a HooveriZed wa,
basis writing cheerful letters to her
husband. "a little funny at the end OF
her letters, so he will finish them with
a smile believing confidently that nc
will come back, refusing the relief OF
tears because Il might cry too hard"
Then in November comes the cabl.
that Tommy has been killed by stray
shell. and in the New Year Tommy's
son is born. of whose coming he was