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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1918-11-21
oIIR NEW CAPITALIsTs

In many large banks the bond
departments are being reOrgan-
lied. and among new features con-
templated is a greater abundance
of bond issues in the lower de-
nominations. The innovations
arise from the conviction of the
directories that they viii soon
have to deal with new type of
inveStor-the type that has never
invested before.
Those who have been in the hab-
il OF putting their savings into
bonds hardly realize how wide
spread an ignorance has existed
regarding this class Of investment.
But any Liberty Bond salesman
has realized it By this time lie has
worked to exhaustion answering
questions which he thought any
body could answer. What 5
coupon ~ ''Can you buy grocer
les with itg" Can you sell
bond after you have bought il =
Must you take II 10 Washington
10 sell it,"
These mysteries are now cleared
away. and most people know that
you don I save bond coupons up
to a total Of eleven hundred and
then trade them IN for premium
coffee pots or tobacco humidors.
The Liberty Bond campaigns have
eiucidafed these tbings-and q
few others.
They have taught us that the
bond department 81 a state Or ma
fi0nal bank IS widely different
from a fraudulent bucket shop
Banks Of standing cannot afford
10 offer doubtful securities for
sale; they prosper or decline ip
proportion az their customers Van
~ Jose One cheated customer
could set uD d sgueal thar would
wreck the institution
Tile movies and some STORY
writer have Jed as Az replefi0p
oD Nall street r0mauces in which
sune sinister broker alaays plays
beading part and those ano 9et
fheir iaeat from moFies ieIf more
Inclined fhan ever f0 ht0f fhff
tatiNes W maftressss bn ilcl
ean ~ better nos
According fl General yaFQi
y i'. ieke aD0a $3.50 yaaie fD de-
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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1918-11-21

Items not intended to hit or
miss anyone i'll particular, but
Just to remind YOU

teAN NVAAAt " NAtknH1 tHt WV Atts
That many people would like To
live ON just eir alone, because its
free.
That the fellow who sleeps II
hours a day can hardly belong TO
the wide-awake bunch.
That virtue may be its own re
ward, but wickedness and cruelty
bring their own destruction.
That the book lover is never
lonely. With his book he can ban
ish loneliness and laugh at dull
care.
That large selection OF assert
ed noises evidenced the joy OF
America over the cessation of hos
tilities.
That IN some towns it takes II
hours to take care of the business,
while others can handle theirs in
six or eight
That the citizen who won Z con-
tribute much in money or time 70
community is not entitled to
much from that community.
That the war lords in their shin
ing armOr have mad their brief and
bloody day II is followed by the
days of the Lord of Peace.
That being the kaiser and all
highest may be very interesting
and delightful, but who would
want 10 be an ex-all highest.
That Lewis county is on the
honor roll in the United War Fund
drive, she having passed her quo
Ia Of $1,000 last Saturday. Loyal
old Lewis county
That the government 5 removal
Of the censor on newspapers does
not mean that public sentiment
has lifted lis ban on German lam
guage publications.
That for months the German
army viii have nightmare dreams
Of running a. is tOpmOsf speed
while dreadful Americans On mo-
tor trucks pursue il
That after the .'tumuif and the
shouting dies senss Of deep
thankfuiuess and gratitude viii BE-
sith Us aud remain With us for
III the days ~ oar lives
That some oise suggests the
Kaiser should hereafter ige ~
Oblivion. This viii BE- impossiDie,
for quarters haze already been re-
served for hila Ia fhe hsu ~ Be-
fanny
That Ne never expsf'leQ io DE-
light in auy other flag than The
sfeg aud sgflpes buf fhs ahlfs
flag under which fie Geflaau ell.
f0gs eame ~ Nsisha fseh Was
very welcome
That perhaps Swords Wii' soon
81 bfafsn into plos sl.ares Dnf
Sag tie peace eelssbTaflopa usan}
s asl boiler aa Har1aee eau ras
beaten into uolass fhai soauaea
like aHsihluR Aui Bsaes
4hai - i9ne ~ a. iiNfgan fs
Kaiser sna asa lssfa gf nusaefifs
COUNSELLOR afe IeiHliiee ~ ~
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esAF iAf hyflf eaA Aalais "a
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pfAln9 Dsan ai g4F llfs tai N
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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1918-11-21
other Liberty loan We must be
ready for it.

None of the pro-German women
are helping at the Red Cross sew
ING rooms; that 5 a eineh.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-04-11

A ROUND the shores Of the duck
a pond where Lulu, Alice and jim
ME Wibble-wobble. the three quack-
uuack children, were swimming one
beautiful sunshiny day, stood a num-
Der OF animal boys and girls.
Were NOS going to play with you
any more-you WibbleWobbles!" cried
Billie the goat
why not?s asked Jimmie, the boy
duck, as he put his head under water
10 see If he could catch a snail asleep.
Cause you dip your bills in mud
in black, sticky mud" went on Billie
We don't want to play with anybody
that does such things"
And II was true-the duck children
did dip their yellow bills in the black
mud at the bottom Of the pond. But
they had to do this to get snails and
they ate.
Muddy billsl Muddy bfnsi Go to the
doctor and get some pillsl"
Thus sang the other animal children
at Lulu, Alice and Jimmie Wibble-
wobble.
Were not going to play with youl"
said Jackie Bow Wow.
ePoohi We don't carei" Quacked
Lulu, who could toss q stone with her
wing almost as well as could Bully
N0-taiL the frog boy. You eat paper
off tin cans. Billie Wagtail-that's
what you dor
ms, goodness me sakes alive and
some peanut pancakesH cried Uncle
Wiggily Longears, the bunny rabbit
gentleman coming along Just then Il
never heard my little animal friends
saying uukind things like that beforei
What's it all about2' he asked Of
Alice.
''Oh. Billie WagtaI said my sister
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-04-11
Bedtime Story For The Little Ones
UNCLE WIGGLY AND LULUS BILL.
n Ernr- IN II ranrE


Lulu put her bill down in the black
mud" spoke Alice.
"And she did but she had to-we
all have to-" said Jimmie And Billie,
the goat boy, he eats
There nowI" soothed Uncle. Wig
] gily- Don't make Il any worse Just
i stop calling names Come out OF the
water, duck children, and wen all
walk down to the store and get some
/ lollypops."
Were not going to walk with them
they'll get US all mudl' said Susie
I Littletail the rabbit girl, trying to
/ stick her nose up proudly, and make
# twinkle like Uncle Wiggily's-
And we're not coming out OF our
| nice duck pond-even II Il has black
mud on the bottom-and walk with
] them after they called US names said
Lulu. so therel" and she wiggled her
D tail feathers.
"Oh. dear mel This is too badi, said
I Uncle Wiggly. taking off his tall SILK
[ hat and letting IL sit on top OF his
red. white and blue striped rheuma-
I tism crutch that Nurse Jane had
/ gnaWed for him out Of a cornstalk.
This is quite too bad. II must not 90
on The boy and girl animals must
! be friends.
Now you an stay here until I come
back" he said And then We shall
see what happens next"
So some OF the animal children
stayed near the pond, and Lulu, Alice
and Jimmie swan around on it. wait
ing for Uncle Wiggily to come back
and. all Of a sudden. out from the
woods flew a lot OF bad bees. Right
at the animal children the bees buzzed
and they stung Sammie and Susie Lit
tletal. Johnnie and Billie Bushytail.
Jackie and Peetie Bow WOW, the pup
py dogs, and every one except the
duck children And the reason the
bees didn't sting them was because
the ducks were in water and the bees
didn't like to get wet.
"Oh, how my sting hurtsI' cried
Susie.
and so does miner added Billie.
the goat boy. It hurts awful"
DO you want Us to make them stop
hurtngE asked Lulu
Can your inquired Billie, forget
ting what he had said.
we can't" said Lulu. THAT is If
you don't mind If we put our bills in
the black mud
"Oh. do anything to stop the sC1ngs-
cried Jackie Bow Wow
So Lulu and Jimmie and Alice put
their heads under the water into the
black mud, and brought Up lot. And
the animal children put the cool mud
on their bee stings and all al once
the pain stopped. for mud is good for
bee stings, you know.
"Oh. Lulu" said Billie the goat, I'm
sorry I said that about you ducks put
ting your bills in the mud"
we all are sorrys" said the other
animal children
And I'm sorry We spoke about you
eating paper off tin cans" added Lulu
And when Uncle Wiggily came back,
with a lot Of Iollypops he found that
the ducks and all the rest Of the ami
NAL children had become good friends
once more.
So this teaches US that It takes
more than black mud to make real
trouble. and If the spool Of thread
doesn't tangle itself up IN the apple
pie when It plays tag with the basket
Of peaches, III tell you next about
Uncle Wiggily helping Alice knit
Copyrights 1913. by Mcclure Newspa-
per Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-04-11
Daily Novelette,
THE PRECIOUS THING.

(Synopsis OF preceding chapters
Dorothy Doughnut, the only daughter
Of Bingham's Weathiest citizen VINO
was owner Of the Bingham Holeless
Doughnuts Works, and mayor OF the
town. has many lovers One BY one
and al. she rejects them Either they
love her too little or they love her
too much Or, their purses are too
thin u live on comfortably OF too 1at
TO be bothered with Either they have
fortunes and refuse to throw them
at her feet with themselves, or they
throw themselves at her feet and have
no fortunes to lie down beside them
Dorothy is Just about giving up the
prospect OF happy o-lucky Weolock
and dJnning the orab garb and curly
couture Of old motherhood when q
90 horse power Splurger stops Its
throbbing engine at her door. With
flfttering heart. Dorothy rushes to the
gulf window to see who has Gomez
AIDXTZIL
GeDARLuNGi Darlingl" squashed
u Extriss speeler, the son Of q
famous lawyer Of scarygap. Wont
you learn to love me in time? Every
time I ride past your window and see
you scratching your name on It with
your diamonds. I wish TO see my name
beside It with an arrow pOked
through q hearth
aTmpossiblel" cried Dorothy.
sweetheart I lay myself down In
the dust at your feet See2" he
agonized
Il in the dustr-'see'-do you
mean. Sc the dust? Why, the ideal
This room is kept spOtlessly clean"
said the fair Dorothy, haughtily.
Prescious angel II you'll marry
yachts viii be yoursl"
NO, Extriss, I cannot. Ny heart
is adamant and asbestosl"
Dearest 1ovei Ny bank account
shall be charged to your uame-my
sealskin coat you may have for a bath
mat-my horses-my-"
''Neverl" cried Dorothy Doughnut-
well. dear. the only thing I have
left is a pound OF sugar, but you may
have that if
''Extrissl I am yours" screamed
Dorothy, as she sweetly squeezed her
arms around his neck
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-04-11
Soldier Guest, Hosts
Lean, Vas 4 Chef

Kansas City. No. April IA we'll
known business man invited a soldier
to take dinner with him the other
evening. He didn't know the man. he
told his wife. over the telephone, and
they wondered whether TO serve a
pretenti0us meal OF not. They didn't
wish TO embarrass him. nor on the
other hand offend the cook and maid
They decided TO serve the usual
courses
During the meal the visitor seemed
TO know the use OF every fork and
spoon, much TO the surprise OF the
hosts. He made no mistakes, but they
were unable TO tell whether IL was
due to his quick following OF their
fumbling OF their forks carelessly or
personal knowledge.
over the cigars the husband got Gu
riOus. He asked the man what he had
been prior 70 his army service.
Il was assistant chef at the Hotel
Baltimore" he replied
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-04-11

THE number Of questions about the
1 complexion, that are sent me by
young school girls or their mothers,
prove one thing: that very little IS
known about the special care the
school girls complexion needs.
The high school period is one that
is particularly hard on girls. They
are growing up rapidly, often ahead
OF their strength; they need fresh
air, rest and exercise-but, instead
they get longer hours Of confinement
and studies requiring intense appIica-
ton. They sit hunched up over a
desk. contracting the chest, not get
ting sufficient air into the lungs, eat
ing cold sandwiches and cake. Indi-
gesuon. constipation, pimples and a
ruined skin, result.
There is natural craving for
sweets at this age, and the girl 8
mother should satisfy II by seeing
that each lunch contains either a
piece OF spicy gingerbread, rich with
molasses, or coffee cake sprinkled
thickly with cinnamon The molesses
Of the glngercake acts as a mild laLa-
tive the cinnamon is an antiseptic,
purifies the stomach, and kills any
lurking disease germs, especially ty-
phOid bacilL
Each day, a certain amount OF
fresh fruit should he eaten-an or
ange. a couple OF apples, or some figs.
Figs are very good for the system,
and very nourishing. Molasses candy
and maple sugar candy is better than
any other kind, If the girl feels she
must eat some confection-
Plenty Of water should be taken
too. We, in America have not learned
the value OF water yet. And in place
Of rolls and bread Of the fine white
flour we are so fond Of, graham and
bran and cornmeal cakes and biscuits
should be substituted OF course, the
food administration is doing its best
to correct our unhealthy white flour
habit. but We should do even more
than Il asks. Young girls, as well as
their parents, need coarse grains TO
chew on, else their teeth suffer. Bran
is somewhat laxative. and the coarse
" ground grains are good for the
teeth. In no other country. except
where they don't understand the use
Of the toothbrush, is the dentist kept
so busy as here. And one reason is
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-04-11
TRAVELETTE
By NIKsAH


go - ~ 4 ~ w.
A T the foot Of Highgate hill just
/ n out OF London town. IS a pIair
stone slab known as the Whiting
tone stone. According TO the story
this IS the Identical stone on which
London's hero. Dick Wilmington,
rested while debating whether to set
forth in quest Of his fortune or 20
follow the advice OF the famed Bow
Bells and return to his native city.
History records that he decided that
the old Bells were wiser than he and
returned TO become three times lord
mayor OF London
All this was over 500 years ago
and Dick Whittington's name has al
most been forgotten. but the historic
rock stiu remains in the same spot
by the side OF the dusty highway.
The weary traveller today. however
would have to climb over a sturdy
iron fence to use the stone as a rest
ing place. The hero's toWnsmen have
erected the fence to prevent the stone
being worn out by hero worshippers
attempting 70 repeat his feat
His name. Dick Whittington has
been carved on the side Of the slab
together with the record OF his three
successive terms in office. The ethics
Of the third term did not worry the
simple politician OF five centuries
ago.
The humble beginning OF the honor
able lord mayors fortunes is not re-
1erred 20 on his monument his faith
tul feline friend has not even q line
to commemorate her devotion. His
torians indeed attempt to deny her
very existence According to these
Wiseacres, Richard Wilmington was
the son Of a noble family and raised
in luEury-the stone and the cat, they
say are all a myth founded on some
eastern legend.
But the true LondOner scorns to
accept this theory, pointing, in refu-
tation to the stone, still standing BY
the side Of the dusty English high
way Even historians cannot deny
facts and the stone is there for an to
gaze upon
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-04-11
Years Ago Today
From The Herald OF
This Date, 1904

TING EDWARD. Of England. is per-
n severing in his efforts to bring
about peace between the warning ma
tions OF Russia and Japan. Neither
his ministry nor the British press IS
is favor Of his activity, but he has
almost completed arrangements for
conference between representative Of
France. Great Britain and Russia
Mrs. Isaiah Weston, Of Hill and Over
land streets, has a four legged chick
is in lively condition.
Premier Maura, OF Spain. was
stabbed in the breast BY an assassin
at the royal palace at Barcelona to-
day. The man was arrested before
the premier was seriously hurt.
Mrs. B. F. Hammett was selected as
official hostess at the Texas building
at the Worlds fair at a meeting Of
the Texas Worlds fair committee at
Houston last night.
The local lodge B. p. o. z. held a
meeung last night in which prelimi-
nary arrangements for a big celebra-
ton for July 4 were planned.
Late plans Of the Kansas City, Mex
leo & Orient railway indicate that it
viii route its line through FL PasO in
stead Of through central Texas
G. F. Hawks. superintendent OF the
Rio Grande division Of the G. II. e. s.
A. returning from trip TO Arizona,
reports cattle conditions looking
brighter.
The goth infantry has arrived at
Fort Bliss, relieving the 26th infan-
try, which returns 10 it's home post,
at Fort sam Houston.
Gutierrez Lara. just IN from the
Sahuarina district OF Sonora, reports
that he has found an old silver mine,
supposed to have been worked by the
ancient Aztecs.
Col W. c. Greene. president OF the
Greene Consolidated Copper company,
has been named for national Repub-
lican committeeman by Arizona boost
ers.
A Mexican was crushed to death be-
tween two sections Of a federal train
as he was sleeping off the effects Of
a spree last night in the C. H yards.
He has a family in Nogales. Ariz.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-04-11
SWeetheGts Insurance
Not For American Girls

Springfield. III. April 11-Ameri-
can girls cannot obtain their soldier
sweethearts' insurance by proxy we'd
dings.
This IS the ruling OF attorney gen
eral Brundage on the case Of a Chi
ding so that she could obtain her SOL
der sWeetheart's insurance IN the
event he was killed in France.
The only way the girl could OBJ
tain the insurance was for him 70 viii
IL TO her, Brundage held
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-04-11
Tired Of Simple Life,
Girls Camouflage As
BOys-WorR on Fam

Pana. MS, April Its all of
this simple life for Miss Ada spidel,
aged 1s. and Miss Lea Corley, aged
Is. students OF the Pana Township
High school Their papas and
mammas object
With a pair OF shears. overalls and
a wide brimmed straw hat they
camounagsd themselves into youthful
tfllers OF the soil After persistent
efforts they were eiFen employment
BY a farmer who never suspected
their real Identity. But they got
homesick and are coming back
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-04-11
HOROSCOPE
80. Anrn u. 1a1s.


THIS is an uncertain day, according
1 to planetary direction. since. while
Venus, Mercury. Jupiter and Mars are
all in benefic aspect. Neptune and
Saturn are strongly adverse.
It should be favorable for what
ever concerns women, whether it be
love affairs. fine clothing or social
entertainments.
The superstitious need not be afraid
to marry under this rule, notWith-
standing the traditions about Friday.
Mercantile houses, especially those
that cater to beautiful things for the
household, have a fortunate sign Ac>
cording to the law Of opposites, which
works so strongly during this war
time, trade in many luZuries viii be
good This is especially true Of jew
elry. pictures and fine leather goods.
Mars gives fair promise TO soldiers
today. The sway makes for success,
buoyancy Of spirit and great courage.
Saturn gives warning Of scandals
that touch money matters domestic
relations and government policies.
This sway is held 10 be particularly
sinister for tradition and morality.
This is not lucky day for jour
news on the water or through tunnels
or subways.
Strikes are strongly indicated La
Dor wars viii multiply, il the heav-
ems are read Alright
The old should safeguard the health.
The summer will be exceedingly haz-
ardous for persons past 60, as intes-
final troubles viii be prevalent
Persons whose birthdate It is have
the augury Of a changeable year. but
business win be satisfactory. False
friends may cause trouble.
Children born on this day are likely
to be very intelligent, industrious and
successful These subjects or Aries
are often high strong and impetuous
Copyright, 1913. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-04-11
&c House of 1000 CLOCKS
Closes When Opner Die,

Springfield. Ill. April 1.-THE
House OF a Thousand Clocks" has
been temporarily closed here. Its
owner, ". A Whey. aged "A. Is dead
He had collected hundreds OF clocks
during his life. They are OF all de-
signs and makes. Whey had the
alarms and chimes on all the clocks
arranged so that they rang at a GER
tain hour each day.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-04-11
Beauty Chats ByEdna Kent Forbes
~ School GnPs CombZexion

ecause we eat starchy foods, and
fine foods that require little chewing.
Questions and Answers.
A Reader-Keep on with your gym
nastic work and you'll see an i'm
provement in the development Of the
legs.
Write me a letter with a self-ad-
dressed. stamped envelope enclosed
for q recipe for a hair tonic.
Knock kneed-Ask your doctor
about the trouble. II he thinks ex-
ercise viii correct IL, he'll give you
the right kind II he thinks a brace
could be used. he viii know what
kind to order for you.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-04-11
g GERMANS CHANGE NAMES.

Sacramento, Cal. April 11.-Not all
Germans are proud Of the kaiser and
the fatherland At least So Germans
in California were so disconnected
with kaiser Bits way OF doing things
that they even sacrificed their family
names to get away from the atmos-
phere Of Prussianism. One OF these
90 patriots, A Huverstuhl, showed
his intense loyalty TO the United
States by changing his name TO
Hoover.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-04-11
Presidents Wife Knits
DUN Sweaters For Coll

Washington. D. C.. April 11.-Presi-
dent and Mrs. Wilson wear Khaki
colored sweaters now when they play
golf Both garments were knitted
from the same yarn by Mrs. Wilson.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-04-11

Easton. Pa, April 11.-Although
suffering from broken neck and still
in serious condition, Henry r. Bowl
by was welded in the hospital here to
Miss Alice Faulks. the daughter OF
wealthy New Jersey parents.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-04-11

Nerves" writes: Is It possible TO
find medicine which by its tonic
OF nutritive powers viii bring the
glow Of health and ambition back 70
a man who has everything in the
world but health and happiness2 /
am dun. forgetful respondent. weak.
trem bling, short OF breath and suffer
more or less with pain in spine and
back Of head"
Answer: Your condition indicates
the need OF a strong. harmless tonic
nutritive to restore nerve equilibrium.
which In turn rortities and strength
ems the organs Of nutrition, thus vi
talking the blood and promoting new
cell and tissue TO take care Of the
waste forces. Three-grain Cadomene
I tablets. packed in sealed tubes. with
fun directions, are. recommended in
all such cases
Mrs. L. o. writes; Ny husband IS
surely afflicted with some kidney dis
ease. He has become weak and SUI
fers with headache and pains 10 his
back and groins- Pains are like rheu-
matism- His ankles swell and his
feet seem to be tired all the time.
Some days he has chills and no Ape
tite- Please prescribe"
Answer The symptoms indicate de-
rangement Of kidneys and should not
be neglected I would advise balm
wort tablets. a compound wen suited
TO such cases. Obtain in sealed tubes
with directions for home use.
Friend" writes Il have recently
had terrible rheumatism all the time.
Please advise me what 70 take2"
Answer: For your rheumatism
recommend the following treatment,
2 drains OF iodids OF potassium, A
drains sodium salicylate, = OF. wine
Of colchicum. ] OF. comp essence car
dol 4 or comp. fluid balmWort and
5 ozs. syrup sarsaparilla comp Mix
and take teaspoouful at meal time
and again before going 10 bed You
should get good results from this pre-
scriprion and permanent relief
Adele writes. "1Ty hair Is combing
out. nav eealu ftches and daudruff is
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