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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
Hoe IS Freedoms Weapon.

ave. the people of the United
States. in gardens assembled might
well be the beginning of new pre-
nmble of American liberty. stating that
the people had decided to fight for
freedom with hoes. proclaiming To the
world the declaration thGt the welfare,
prosperity and happiness of this ma
ton are to be maintained: that the
freedom of other peoples is to be guar
anteed against oppression" writes
Charles Lathrop Pack, president % the
national war garden commission, in
the Peoples Home Journal.
Tbs preamble could state that If
had been decided by "an American
people armed with hoes" that they
woIld help to raise enough food To win
the war. Every man in the army
would be doing his duty in the trenches
Of his own back yard or Il nearby va
cant lot. The work in these trenches
is just rs important as that in the
front battle lines of Europe. 1t will
constitute as vital factor in the final
result
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
French Rainfall Statistics.

The investigation of French rainfall,
rs planned by the central meteOrOlogi-
cal office, has been carried out for a
portion of the cOuntry-the northwest
provinces. Maps Of the average rain
fall for 20 years-1SJ1- 19OO-have been
compiled. and comparison has been
made with the records of Is stations in
France and across the border in adj
iacent countries. The leading rainfall
features for each month and for each
year have been summarized. a wide
variation over small patches of terri
tory is indicated, and while the annual
precipitation is more than 40 inches at
very few stations. it is As inches in the
MOnts d'Arree, and only 20 to "a inches
i'm the basins of the Seine, the Loire
and the Disc. Tn nearly all parts of
the territory, the wettest month is De-
tober The rainfall for this month ex-
ceedS four inches in the country OF
CauX, the department Of the Manche,
the western part of Brittany. and the
heights of Gatine. reaching the maxi
mum of six inches mt Saussemesnil,
and the drirSt areas, with Il fall of two
10 three inches. are the middle valley
of the Seine. the basin of the Eure,
and in the Ecauce. The drieSt month
is February.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY
War Workers Unusually ELUSIVE Wei
come Not Due to Her Serv-
ices to the Country.

The new chief of the British w. A
A. c., Mrs. Burleigh LEIGH. tells ar
amusing story concerning an officer OF
that organization who had been de
tailed to call at a certain house in or
der to interview q young woman living
there who had expressed a desire tC
join up.
A buxom, hearty old lady, who. il
afterward transpired, was the mother
Of the wOuld-be recruit, answered the
door, and welcomed the visitor most
cordially.
"Come in, my DEAR" she exclaimed
Come in; you must be hot and tired
and ready for cupful Of tea. Jim'll
be here in minute and"
IF you don't mind" faltered the
officer. But 1t was hopeless to stem
the tide Of the old lady's lOquaciOus
hospitality. She ratified on insistent
ly until she had to stop to take breath
This was the visitors opportunity, and
she explained the purpose of her call
The elder lady was evidently disap
pointed. "Oh!" she said i'm tones OF
chagrin. "And thought you was our
Jim's moo young wOman!"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
COLOkISTS HAD LAST LAUGH
yankee Doodle" Composed by Brit
ish Officer in RidicuIe, Became
War Song Of Free Men.

History tells us the origin of our
national marcli-the famous Yankee
Doodle" For more than $50 years it
has led us to victory. Few, perhaps,
remember that to an English wit and
| musical genius we are indebted for the
old tune. But true it is, although 1t
was composed in IL spirit of raiilery.
awakened by the sight of the Yankee
DOOdleS who came to town" in answer
To General AmherSt'S appeal to the col
onies for aid.
II WAS i'm the summer of 100 that
the British army was encamped on the
east bank of the Hudson, little below
Albany.
They We're Ia open a campaign against
the French Canadians. and the we'll
disciplined and uniformed troops
awaited the arrival of the volunteers.
In they came. Il motley crowd, old
men. middle-aged men and young men,
but all with brave hearts beating and
strong arms ready To do battle. Some
were mounted on ponies, Others on old
farm horses. taken from the plow. and
many, with zeal which knew no ia
tigue. hurried in on foot.
Each carried his own outfit and pro-
visions. No two were dressed alike;
there were long coats and short coats
and no coats at all; there were high
cropped heads. or wigs with flowing
curls Tn they marched. and the regu-
lar soldiers made merry at their ex-
pense.
Even the officers were not better
hammered. and the surgeon. Doctor
Shackburg. entertained his friends at
mess by playing Yankee Doodle"
which he had composed in derisiOn OF
the volunteers.
Greatly to the amusement of the
British officers. the provincials receiv-
ed the tune In good faith. when Doctor
Shackburg gravely assured them that
II was n celebrated air of martial
music" and daily it was heard played
In their camp.
Little did those merry Englishmen
realize that the time would come when
to those ringing notes the same colon
lists would march to freedom.
Twenty years later yankee Doodle"
checred the heroes of Bunker Hill. and
later still. more than ever endeared to
American hearts. il was eXultantly
played as Lord Corvallis army
marched into Washington's camp at
Yorktown.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
SCULPTOR. WHO RAISED A ROW

Gutzon BorClum, though Il dis
tinguiShed sculptor, probably attracted
more attention la himself by his accu-
sations against the members of the old
aircraft production board than he ever
did by his art work. Selected by his
friend. President Wilson, To find out
why the airplane program had col
lapsed. he asserted he had found plain
evidence of incompetency. graft and
pro-German influences. Those involved
came back with counter-charges i'm
pugning NJ. Borglum's disinterested-
ness. which he angrily repealed.
Mr.. Borglum. whose full name is
John GutZon de la Mothe Borgum.
was born in Idaho in 1861. and was
educated at ST. Mary's college in Kan
sas. After studying art for time in
San Francisco, he went to Paris ut the
age of twenty-three and there studied
and worked in the Academic Julien
and the Ecole dies BeauX Arts. He ex-
hibited as Il painter and sculptor in
ruio and i'm 1S.Nt went TO London whore
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
You Can Now Eaf
Your Favorite Food
without ANY Fear
Kramer Says: 'Eatonic' Rids Weak Stomachs of
Acids, Gas, Heartburn, Food Repeating
and Stomach Miseries

What miserable feelings are caused
by an upset stomach! That dull,
heavy, "bloated" sensation that follows
a full meal. rObs good living of half
its pleasures. Is there any way out
for you sufferers with stomach weak
ness?
Yes; II. L. Kramer, the man who
originated Cascarets. has found sure.
quick, relief for Indigestion. dyspepsia.
'sOur stomach" heartburn, formation
of painful gases, FLOATING" etc, etc.
He calls his stomach relief EA-
TONIC, and it certainly is making a
wonderful record. Countless thOus-
ands Of people who formerly ap-
preached their meals with dread, now
eat their fill of their favorite foods
without fear of the after-effects.
Mr.. Kramer says: "My EATONIC
tablets are the solution of the age-Old
problem Of indigestion and all forms
of stomach misery.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
No Wonder He Left.

According To the camp pastor at
Camp Lewis, American Lake, Wash
ington, camp record blanks have been
found insufficient to accommodate the
address of an Australian who came
indirectly from Spokane. Wash. Jones
was the unassuming name of the in
dividual. but he hailed originally from
Llanfawpwilgwyngy erayrn dro-
pallantisilogogogoch, of the parish Of
NaimigOmShira, near FeStiniOg, An
gleseroy. South Wales. When he
Joined the army he held residence
mt Waenarlwgdd. Swansea road, Gov
erton. South Wales.-Methodist Cen
tenary Bulletin.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
Had Not Studied German.

A twelve-year-old boy attending an
indianapolis school has established a
reputation for patriotism. Recently
he started home so full of American
ism and the trenches that he began
to yell "HOch der kaiser" People lis
tened and wondered why the youngster
was giving forth such an utterance
Just before he reached the gate II man
stopped him and asked him why he
was cheering for the kaiser. The boy
denied it. THAT means hang the kai
SER" the boy said. The man put him
right and that night the boy went
over the same route yelling. Hang the
kaiser, hang the kaiser"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
l[E} 1r[EIE lL[IINuZILlG|Hl1>
FRENCH HERO OF THE AIR

Sub.-Lieut. Rene FOnck of the
French aviation service started out the
other day To avenge his friend. Lieu
tenant Chaput, who had just been
killed by the Huns.
Lieutenant F0nck had only just
left the region of the airdrOme when
he encountered an enemy squadrila.
He drove straight nj them. opening
fire with his machine gun, and shot
down two of the Germans. He then
went after third machine and sent
II crashing TO earth.
FOnck returned to the airdrome 10
take on more gasoline and To rest be-
fore going out for the second patrol.
On this patrol he met another squad
rilla. One twO-seater he shot To pieces
In the air and two others he saw strike
the ground, all within five minutes.
Lieutenant Fonck's achievement
has never been equaled. lie recently
took leading place among French
aces, and is the greatest French air
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
PERSISTENT HARRY new

For insistency perhaps Senator
Harry New Of Indiana wins the prize
in the war senate of the United States.
The junior senator from Indiana has q
sticking power that equals that of the
proverbial bulldog.
When New gets behind war
measure he stays behind it until it is
put through. As one of the strongest
advocates of universal military service
he has brought the subject to the at
tentiOn of the senate almost daily.
despite the fact that ut times ii has
seemed almost hopeless.
Tucked away in a seat beneath the
galleries. Senator New is not often
seen, but he is heard. He is quick
To his feet whenever promise for ac-
ton opens up. and he never leaves the
chamber until his fight is disposed of.
When the Spanish war broke out
Harry New was quick To get into the
service. His service during that war
gave him an insight into military af-
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
Deposit of Mineral Salt.

Experts employed in the department
of biological studies of Mexico have
reported that after careful investiga-
ton of the lands reclaimed by the
drainage of Lake TeXcoco. in the vi
cinity of Mexico City. there have been
rendered available some 30.OOO.OO0 of
tons of mineral salts, including COM
mon salt. caustic soda. bicarbOnate Of
soda. ETC.. for all of which there is a
large demand in the republic in vari-
Gus industries.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05

"EATONIC neutralizes the acids,
that form the painful gases. "sweet-
ems" the stomach, and gives the gastric
Juice chance to do its work as IL
should.
ITO promote appetite and aid diges-
ton, take EATONIC tablets-one or
two after each meal. They are per
fectly harmless. Eat them just like
candy.
For distress after eating; sour.
"gassy," acid stomach, vertigo, nausea
and belching. and that wretched,
puffed-up, "lumpy" feeling, after over.
eating; there is nothing to COMPARE
with EATONIC Tablets"
All druggists sell EATONIC - 500
for large box. Watch out for imita-
tons. The genuine bears the name
EATONIC on each tablet-guaranteed
to do all that Is claimed: or IL your
druggists don't carry EATONIC-send
to EatOnic Remedy Co., Chicago. Ill
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
CaIome| Users! Listen To Me!
Guarantee DodS0n's Liver Tone
Your druggist gives back your money if it doesn't
iven your liver and bowels and straighten
you up without making you sick.

spoonful and II 1t doesn't straighten
you right up and make you feel fine
and vigorous want you to go back to
the store and get your money. Dod-
sons Liver Tone is destroying the sale
of calomel because it is real liver
medicine; entirely vegetable, therefore
it cannot salivate or make you sick.
I guarantee that one spoonful OF
DOdsOn's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels of that sour bile and consti-
pated waste which Is clOgging your
system and making you feel miserable.
l guarantee that bottle of DodsOns
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam
lily feeling fine for months. Give ii to
your children. 1t is harmless; doesn't
grippe and they like Its pleasant taste.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05

Ugh! Calomel makes you sick. It's
horrible Take dose Of the dangerous
drug tonight and tomorrow you may
lose a days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis Of the bones.
CalOmel, when it comes into contact
with sour bile, crashes into 1t, breaking
1t up. This is when you feel that awful
nausea and cramping. If you are slug
gish and "all knocked out" If your
liver Is torpid and bowels cOnstipated
or you have headache, dizziness. coat
ed tongue, If breath is bad or stomach
sour, just try spoonful Of hcrmless
Dodson's Liver Tone tonight.
Here's my guarantee-GO to any
drug store and get bottle of DOdson's
Liver Tone for few cents. Take a
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
CHAMPION OF BABIES

In all the cities of America there
is a feud between the landlord and the
baby. And In all the cities but one
the landlord is usually the winner
Babies are not wanted in modern flats.
Isut one city official. james +. Can
non, Jr., commissioner of revenue and
finance In Jersey City. has been nosing
about In the crevices of the law and
has discovered way of assuring to
the baby it's happy home. He has
already opened fire on the haby-Shy
landlords Of the city and dared them
10 put another infant out on the
Streets Moreover. he offers his plan
free of charge to all other cities, with
the assurance that they can similarly
make use of il To protect Americas
next generation. Commissioner Gan
non admits that the landlord is within
his technical rights in choosing whom
ever H. likes for his tenants. But the
city has technical rights. too. And he
SAYS to the landlord: Very well, if
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
MAY LOSE Her THRONE

Queen Marie of Roumania is in
danger of losing her throne because of
her hot opposition To the peace treaty
forced on her country by the central
powers. She has the support of her
children.
Il shall never become reconciled
to humlliating peace with Germany
never" said the queen recently M
Jassy. And hope-indeed, know
that shall have the support of Ameri-
cans as we'll rs RoumaniaEs in contin-
uing the fight against the invader. The
time is Il critical one for Roumania.
but we know we are right and our
courage is undaunted. We have been
through critical times before. We
have borne great hardships and under
gone great suffering. Greater hard
ships and suffering are perhaps I'm
store. but | continue to hope. 1t is
only woman's hope. but l cannot
abandon IT,"
Marie. who before her marriage
was a princess of Saxe-COburg. is yer
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
That Silverv Kind.

Marjorie went over next door to call
on the new neighbOrs who had just
moved in. When she returned she
said, "Oh, mother, there Is little girl
named Mary and her grandmother go.
ing to live next door to u.s."
did the little girl tell you 1t was
her grandmother" she was asked.
mo, she didn't tell me. but l know
It is because she had grandmother
hair"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
Remove Varnish.

When doing over an old piece of
furniture all old varnish may be quick
ly removed by washing with solu-
ton of one part water glass (silicate
Of soda) and seven parts water. Use
mixture generously, as it is cheap, and
you will soon find the wood looking
fresh and clean as new. When dry,
stain and wax.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05

pound my husband wanted me to try it
/ took it for week and felt little bet.
ter. kept 1t up for three months, and
! feel fine and can eat anything now
without distress or nervousness. "-Mrs.
J. WoRrHINE, 2S42 North Taylor St.
Philadelphia Pa.
The majority Of mothers nowadays
overdo. there are 20 many demands
upon their time and strength; the result
IL invariably . weakened, rundown,
nervous condition with headaches, back.
ache, irritability and depression and
soon moro serious ailments develop.
It is ct such periods n life that Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound will
restore q normal healthy condition, a.
It did to Mrs. Worthline.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
Careful Witness,

"You say you had no Sleep" sternly
asked the prosecuting attorney of the
timid but careful witness; "remem-
Der you are under oath. Don't make
a mistake"
IL that is, had had no sleep at
all, sir, unless-unless you mean the
fact that my foot went asleep
and-and-you count the nap Of my
neck."-FlOrida Times-UniOn.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
THIS WEAK,
NERv0USM0THER
Tells How Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Restored Her Health.
Philadelphia, PAT was very weak.
always tired, my back ached, and ! felt

olCAly most Oh @o
time. ] went to .
doctor and he said
] had nervous indi-
gestion, which adj
ded to my weak
condition kept me
worrying most Of
the time and he
said If ! could not
stop that, I could
not get well. /
heard so muchabout
Lydia E. Pinkham's
UaDofohln Coyr.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
Health Comes First.

The human body is kept in health by
simple living. which after all is test
of fitness for success. Without health
there can he no success. for gain Of
fame or gold will not profit n man who
barters away his health. The wealth
of the world some day will be judged
by the health and happiness of man.
kind.-Elmer Lee. NJ. D., in Health
Culture.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
FOR SICK HEADACHE
TRY THIS MILD AND
SURE REMEDY. FINE
FOR BILIOUSNESS

Bilious headaches are due to inactive
liver. Stir up your liver get 1t working
right again. get your bowels regulated;
like a new person. Do this by taking
BONDS LIVER PILLS. one each night
for two or three nights. A large bottle
are mild. safe: never grippe. yet thorough
In actiOn,-AdV,
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
Dandruff and Itchino,

To restore dry, falling hair and get rid
Of dandruff. rub Cuticura Ointment
into scalp. Next morning shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water. For
free samples address, "Cuticura, Dept.
x, Boston" At druggists and by mail.
Soap %, Ointment % and 5OrAdv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot.Ease. the antiseptic powder to be
shaken into the shoes aud sprinkled in the foot
bath. 1t relieves painful, swollen, Sun artinR feet
and takes the sting out of corns and bunons.
Used by the American, British and French
troops. Aliens Foot.Ease is a certain relief
for tired, aching feet. Sold every where.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
One EXCLAMATION.

"Some men," said Uncle Eben.
"keeps bad company because OATS de
only way dey kin feel a sense of su-
periority."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05

Get a tiny bottle Of FreezOne for a
few cents from any drug store. Keep
it always handy to remove hard corns,
soft corns, or corns between the toes,
and the callouses, without soreness or
irritation. You just try 1t!
Freezone is the sensational discov-
cry of Cincinnati genius.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05

There are three vital processes Of
human existence.-the digestion Of
food, the extraction Of nourishment
from 1t and the elimination Of the
waste.
Let anything interfere with these
processes,-let them be interrupted or
Improperly carried on, and sickness
Of some kind follows. 4.
Poor digestion and assimila- \
ton means failure to derive
full nourishment from food and a
that in turn often means i'm ~
poverished blood, weakness, ~
anemia, etc. Poor elimination
means an accumulation OF waste
matter which poisons the body, lowers
vitality, decreases the power Of re-
sistance to disease and leads to the
development OF many serious ills.
Rheumatism.-due to some Interior
ence with the process Of elimination,
failure to get rid of certain body
poisons,-cannot be expected to yield
to any medicine that fails to correct
the condition responsible for II. Could
any reasonable person expect to rid
himself Ct rheumatic pain as long as
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
The Name of II.

"Some tips you get over the wire are
fakes" Exactly; what you might call
tele-phOney."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05

Where He Got the Idea.
shakespeare said that all the world
was a stage"
"Um. Do you suppose the streets
were filed with these chorus-girl cos
tunes In his day."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05

Always use Red Cross Ball Blue. Delights
the iaundress. At all good grocers. Adv
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05

Whoever chooses his wife for the
way she looks on the street seldom
makes q serious mistake.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
MAGIC! HAVE IT
ON THE DRESSER
CORNS STOP HURTING THEN
LIFT OFF WITH FINGERS.

Just drop little FreezOne on that
touchy corn. instantly it stops aching
then you lift that corn right off. No
pain at all! Costs only q few cents.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05

on will do the
children will
back will fight the
public And will lose For Jersey City
he side Of don't forget it,"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
Paradoxical Punishm ent,

"Mayme says she likes to feed her
mind" II don't think she's going to
do 1t by devouring serials"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1918-07-05
Mr. Relief or No Pay

rheumatic. poison Is allowed to re-
main in the body.
Think Of this. It explains tho sue.
cess Of Natures Remedy (NR Tab.
lets) in SO many cases where other
medicines have failed. Thousands aro
using Mr. Tablets every day and get-
times as much for uncertain
~ things? A ESQ box of Nature'o
Remedy (NR Tablets). con.
tanning enough to last twenty+
n i've days,-must help you. must
give you prompt relief and sat-
ud is5aetory benefit or cost you
And Natures Remedy is not only
for the relief Of rheumatism. It inn
proves digestion. tones the liver, reg
ulates kidney and bowel action. Inn
proves the blood and cleanses tho
whole system. You'll feel like a new
person when you've taken Mr. Tablets
q week. You've tried the expensive
medicines and doctors, now make the
/ real test. You'll get results this sine.
Natures Remedy (NR Tablets) IL
sold, guaranteed and recommended By
your druggist