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FUNERAL DESIGNS.
Appropriate Floral Tokens.
Artisse-szusadss-i s-inszpsssva
,ude Bros. Co. lN4 F Street
Ponps suto dsusso srvioa
DIED.

BoTELER-on Thursday, July & 1915,
at Cedar Falls. Iowa, SUSAN
HESTER BoTELER, beloved wife
Of the late Rev. J: wesley Boteler.
in the s7th year IT. OF rss,dsnss nsT age: a, her
son, Z. Pierce Boteler, so North
Carolina avenue southeast. today
at 3 o'clock p. m. Interment pri-
vate.
BURToN-on Friday, July s. 1913.
EUGENE BURTON. husband Of
Mary Burton (nee Donovan) and
Funeral services at the chapel Of
Frank Geire's Sons, 1113 Seventh
Interment Rock Greek Cemetery.
3URY-Departed this life on Friday.
% July s, 1913; a& q sItRyp 4;se ?. m. EDWARD
Funeral services at Leg chapel to,
friends invited to attend.
CIARE-Died suddenly. WILLIAM N.
CLARE, at his late residence. 6sa
Raleigh street southeast
Funeral services today at p. m
((Pittsburgh and McKeesport pa
pers please copy) d..
COHEN-suddenly. on Thursday. July
s lsls st Naval pR R.dio ststiSS.
sst%ss beiaHss husband M I SGMT Of Myrtis scsh Cohen
and son Of Mr.. Sol Cohen. Of Pitts
burgh, Pa. formerly Of washing
Funeral from the residence Of bis
brother. $50 p street northwest.
friends invited to attend. inter-
ment in Adas Israel Synagogue
Cemetery.
CRowLEY-on Saturday. July q, 1sls,
at her residence, Bethesda, Nd,
JOHANNAH, beloved wife OF Mich
olas Crowley.
Funeral mass at st. AIMS Church.
Tenleytown, on Tuesday. July ..
1913, at a m. Friends and rela-
tives invited to attend. Kindly
omit flowers.
CLARKSON-On Saturday. July 6.
1918, at S:45 p. m. at her residence.
1t22 Twenty-first street northwest.
Mrs. c. N. CLARKSoN.
Notice Of funeral later.
DAvIS-Suddenly, on Friday, July S.
street northwest, beloved husband
the chapel Of Frank Geier's Sons
Company, 111s Seventh sueet north
west
Funeral from the Continental Bap-
northeast tomorrow at 2:3o d m.
Relatives and friends Invited.
DOBRowoLSKI-suddenly, on July
s. 1918, at $50 ,. m, at Georgetown
University Hospital. ANTHONY
F., beloved husband OF Margaret
w. Dobrowolski.
Funeral tomorrow at $50 q. m. from
his late residence. ISIS Seventeenth
y street northwest. and thence to St
PauPS Church, Fifteenth and v
streets northwest, where solemn
high requiem mass will be sung.
(Owego and ithaca, N. T., papers
please copy.)
DOVE-On Tuesday, July ., 1918, at
Eloise, Mich, GEORGE W.. jr., be-
loved son Of George w. and the
late Rose ". Dove
Funeral from his fathers residence,
622 street northeast. tomorrow at
9 q. m. thence to st. Aloysius
Church, where mass will be said
for the repose Of his soul. Inter-
ment at Mount Oltvet
ELLIOTT-On Saturday, July 9, 1913,
at p. m, at his residence, son
Wisconsin avenue, HARRY W.,
beloved husband Of Annie N. FL
lott.
Funeral from his late residence to-
day at . D. m.
GILL-On THURSDAY, July 4. 1913, at
his residence, 353 l. street south
west, JOHN w. GILL, beloved
husband of Clara T. Gill (nee
Huth) and father Of Albert z. and
John F. Gill, aged B years.
Funeral from his late residence to-
day at . o'clock. Friends and rel
atives invited to attend.
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ABBE REMOVED FOR
"GOOD OF SERVICE
Weather Bureau Expert Given Dis
charge Without Other Reason.

No explanation has been made by
Secretary of Agriculture Houston to
Cleveland Able. Jr.. meteorologist and
editor of the Monthly Review Of the
Weather Bureau. in regard to the
latter's removal from ONCE.
Mr.. Able stated last night that the
action Of Secretary Houston was not
only q complete surprise. but that
he has been unable to discover any
reason for his removal.
The order signed by the Secretary
reads a. follows:
For the good OF the service. YOU
are hereby removed from your posi-
ton as meteorologist in the United
States Weather Bureau. This be-
comes effective July J."
Mr.. Able. one OF the leading weather
men in the country. 10 the son OF
Cleveland Abbe, who for many years
was meteorologist and editor of the
Monthly Weather Review of the
United States Weather Bureau. He
was also the originator of the daily
weather report.
Cleveland Able, Jr., was born in
Washington March Is. 1872. He re-
ceived his education at Harvard and
John Hopkins Universities.
He studied geography al the I'M
perial University OF Vienna from
1so1-1sn In 1908 he married Frieda
Dauer Of Brunswick. Germany.
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BIRTHS REPORTED.

HhITE
George p. and Nancy ID. Authier, Eri.
Malat and Anna Barnard. arl.
Daniel A. and Nellie II. Bigley, arl
Benjamin p. and Gladys Crowsou, boz.
Allen v. and Dorothy r. de Focd. Eirl.
John b. and Alice Harvey, boy.
Herbert W. and Frances Kelley, EirI-
Csrl r. and Amelia d. Kur2 erL
Andrew R. and Mary McOovu, bog.
joseph 3. and Virginia Tomlinson, eih-
Wn w. and Anna II. West. r.. sri
Albert L. and Aarsaret B. White. bog.
Guy .. and Grace T. Stevens. gri-
Joseph =. and Sarah U. Brewster. girl
Lester L. and Martha 4 Corman, boz.
Thomas G. and Mary L Hill. girl
Robert p. and Mary B. Eastman. boz.
Kenneth N. and Edna L. smith. bug,
Harry and Ida Du6, Eiri.
Alphonso X. and Gertrude ID. Ordsy. box
Lucieu and Elizabeth Guniard. riri.
Wm- NJ and Margaret Terrell, hoy.
Harold L. and julia Day, fri
James R and Marian Neal Rid.
John B. and Sara Kearrey, boy.
Hurbert s. and Mary B. Oook.ey, rn:
Moe and Nina Baer, bog,
George J. and Mar 4 s<yfrth, boy.
John W. and Hattis p. Leeds, rd
James =. and Ross A. Bond. boy,
John J. and Helen @. Sullivan. boy.
CoLoRED.
Aoss and Luln Sutton, boz.
yesss and hnnis Holmes. nrI
Pendleton and Bertha Lucas eiri-
Louis r. and Wihelmina Marrudr, bog.
Lloyd B. and Sarah Morton. rirl
Marshall and Al1szh q oxsna rri-
Hauy O. and Irene A. Smzllvood. cri.
Freeman L. and Anna Il Smith, bu.
Edward l. and Ruth TRAVIS, bog.
James L. and Amanda L. wsterz boy.
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DEATH RECORD.
WHITE

swHITE
John Tow1. y years Clildrens HopitaI
Lilly B. Lehtfoot. 50. a. Teunessss aEenns
northeast
Gertrude Ring. q. ,Sq Eshteenth ptrset north
east.
VIM b. Favoett. "a. Silver Spring. ID. C
Harry W. Elliott, "a. ga Wisconsin aseuuz
northwest
sister Vinoent Kuhn. g. Proridenes Hospstal
Anthony ,. Dobrowosh, y. Geurretowu 10.
pitaL
VIM n. Clare. =. 50 Raieigh ssreet SOUTHEAST
Dorothy Cslboun. months, no NJ stree<
northve1
OoLORED.
Lny retcher. q Sc. Elizbeths Hosvitsl.
Philip Hicl1. q. 81 L street northwest
Bertha Bower. 3. EuerEuncy HosItal
John Jcppey. 50 GeorEstown Hospital
samuel Wilson. n, ul ID street southwest
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FOOD CLASSES WILL
MEET TONIGHT HERE

: wheatiess bread. vegetable mixture,
and canning Of fruits and vegetables
VIII be the subject of special demon
strations In several sections of WASH
ington tonight by experts from the
y. 8. Department OF Agriculture. The
food conservation demonstrations will
be held at the following places:
Congress Heights Church-Subject:
Wheatless Bread; time, 2 p. m; Mrs.
Holloway, demonstrator.
Georgetown Diet Kitchen-Subject:
Vegetable Mixture; time, D. m. !;
Miss Aubyn Chinn. demonstrator.
Thomas School-Subject: Canning Of
Fruits and Vegetables; time, s p. m. |;
Miss Evans, demonstration.
Satterlee House, Clicks alley. be-
tween Sixth and Seventh streets. and
r and 8 streets northwest-Subject
Canning OF Vegetables: time, 7:30
p. m; Mrs. seabrook, demonstration.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

THE BOARD OF EDUCATION OF THE
District Of Columbia SUMNER and vACA-
TI0N courses in the Public SCHOOL, viii begin
Monday, July ], 1913 SUMNER HIGH
SCHOOLS, daily from $50 q. IN. to D. m.
at the Mckinley Manual Training and the Dun
bar High School. SUMMER NIGHT SCHOOLS.
from T:O to 80 p. m. at the Business High
and the Mckinley Manuel Training Schools; at
the Armstrong High School. Q to 10 D. m.
Printing Clas at Central High School three
nights per week. Apply to Mr.. Il W. Law
rence. Instructor. At Central High School
SCHOOL FOR FOREIGNERS, Thomson
School. 18th and L sta nw.. afternoon and
evening classes. Apply TO Mis- r. Z. shanley.
Principal. at Thomson School. GRADE COACH
ING CLASSES AND FAIRGROUNDS, will b
Organized IN Sarious sections Of the city for
white and for colored pupils. W. r. PATrER-
SON. Director: ERNEST L. THURSoN. su-
rerintendent OF Schools ju1st
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Didn't Like German Name.

New MartinsvilIe. July THE citI-
sens OF German Ridge could stand Il
no longer. The name OF the section
has been changed to American Ridge.
A colony Of Germans settled there,
prospered and became loyal American
citizens,
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Former D. c. Guardsman
Given Oversee Command

Col Anton Stephan, formerly an
ofhcer In the District National Guard,
has been placed in command Of the
lSsd Infantry, one OF the finest regi-
ments in the overseas forces. The
command Is one Of the most important
In France.
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PERSONALS.

woRKINGMEN-HUsTL PAY LITTLE
or no attention to "sals'' talks They know
it's not so. and takes cash to buy land on y
street, % when you must buy Q suit we have
the stock to please the hustler. See the suits,
new tAilOr's got left on price. so up. JUSTH'S
OLD STAND. SO ID. juSlt
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PROPOSALS.
TRHAsuRY nEPARrafENr suPERYIl

TREASURY DEPARTMENT. SUPERVISING
Architects Office. Washington. d. c., July 3
1913 Sealed proposals will b opened In this
Office at D. m. July q. 1918. for supplying to
the various public buildings under the control
Of the Treasury Department hand, electric,
portable vtcuum cleaners during the fiscal year
ending June 20. 1913. In accordance with the
specifications. copies of which may bs had OF
this Office In the discretion Of the supervihns
Architect JAS. A. wETMORE, Actins su-
psryising Architect tu66l0,i2lbi7
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DR.. REED
SPECIALIST

S04 SEVENTEENTH STREET.
OVER 30 YEARS sSs's;s,l So cs. !, fr,s,Ss Ssss,. p
Nervous and Special Diseases q Men and women
Means Health to You If You Suffer
From Catarh. obssity, Rheumatism, Constips
ton, Piles. Throat, Lungs, Brain, Heart. Blood
and Skin Diseases, Nervous Debility, Kidney
Diseases. Bladder Trouble, Specific Blood Poi
soning, Eruptions Ulcers, and All Private Dis
eases Cured for LIE b. Safe Methods.
Charges Low. Medicine Furnished.
CONSULTATION FREE.
Private Waiting Room for Ladies
Onios Hour. 10 to l. ) to & Sundays. 10 TO I.
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American IsIsphess & Telegraph Co

A dividend Of Two DoIlsu par share VIII b
paid on Monday. July Is. lsls. to stoctboIdeu
Of record at the eloss Of busnes 90 rhur>Sy.
June q, IsIS
G. D. MILNE. T,..1r.r.
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WANTED TO BUY.

WILL CALL IN MY UNLETTERED AUTO
mobile, city or suburban, and pay you HIGHEST
prices for ladies', geutlemen's, childrens dis
earded clothing. Of al descriptions. Addres
postsI or phone. win caE Z. RICE, I'm Tth
1t. nv. ~ 1fa.
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ROOMS AND BOARD.

NEWLY FURNISHED ROOM WITH MEALS
for two ladies'; private home; all modern i'm
proEements; no other ooarders; use OF piano
-. Iocated at Franklin Park. Va; thirty
-,5rf,te. ear rids from Treasury. Phone MrA
a WADE WELLS. RoSlyn 19k Gall Or
rita ip1Tt
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BOARD OF EDUCATION OF THE DIS
tict Of Columbia. TIE following Cooking
schools win be opened a. CANNING OEN-
TIERS during the summer from q. m. to 1 D.
m. every day except Saturday: b. ID. Cooke
School. Wisconsin Avenue Manual Training
School, lm It. ne Canning eenters viii
be conducted at the Morss School on Mondays
Jefferson School On Tuesdays and Wednesdays:
and Congress Heights On Thur,days and Fn-
days Canning Centsrs for the colored schools
viii be conducted at the following schools:
Mondays. Ganst and Dunbar; Tuesdays, Mott
and BirneJ; Wednesday,. Stevens and III
Eleventh st ne; Thursdays. Reno and Military
Road: Fridays. Randall and Deanvood. All who
wish to put up food products for future use
may do 20 at the above places. under the In
structiou Of competent teachers. The products
and containers should b brought b5 thoss In
terested. Clubs for boys and girls a. well q for
adults will be organized. Boys cooking classes
viii also be formed. W. B. PATTERSON, Di-
rector; W. 8. MONTGOMERY, Assistant Dr.
rector: ERNEST L. THURsroN. supsrinten-
dent Of Schools ju2et
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FINANCIAL srAfEllENu
REPORT OF The CONDITION
or THE
American Security and
Trust Company, Q

AZ wsshi.gts.. IN ths District u
Cslnmbfas ~ tke cIsse % buzlness
Jnns - 1p14
RusouRcEs.
Losns md osccunts- Ss8JEsn
orsrdrafts. sscrrd and un-s =
;:.,.;...--..-.,;...;;...:... -- s nM
ysiueli .. p osrsdfc.t~ q IN
oebteonew -.-..s...............--.. 0.mn
Bobds sscnria.s. etc, iscind-
Inc s1.0 eler8 pen.ios fust s.1.Gla
s. stoclz. inclutinG prrmiun o
ne -.-,....-.....-.-.-..-----..-... n.Gye
BANKING houss -.--................ G1m.R
z. HEniturs and frturrx.( -S........ uGM
q othg nal estats oxnst. st.s........ ee&3
q Due frun nationd -.
hann ........-.-... Nh. MA s~<.
b Dus from bann
othu than national i.oB inN -
II. 0bscn and othr On is-ns... NEiX
II 0h IN vsult-.................... nfyNA
h. oths asssts; War p.xinn ~
aAms and csrtinost>.L ........ InE2
liberty loan bond. Ellocm
Deposition liability under lstt-s
OF credit ..-....-............,.... 2NAm
Lfsry loan bonds purchase
fund.- sdyanccd ................s lzGE
rO.L...-.....-.-.......--In4HasA
IIABuITIpa 'st
IL o.piti stock psid in............ nsnae<l
4. . ussirissa p-Giss.... s1Gs
IN is,,S@s S,s'', ne 80 IN. 3ie
paid o0nx -.
n Amount r,s.rvsd for elssu ~
siOo fusd ...;,.:.,--.-:....... ams
n Due : .sasa.i s:ss siiGs
sDU 20 trua con
p.uiss md asinn ~
m. ~. . ..,.....'',....: -, .... .~s
able vifhin % dnul; ~
T. indtSiduai dsposts suksed b
ossssc,;,, z 49,, A.. :; ~
:. tS.. : ds;s-..-.......... ..s
n Tr.suuis ehern cut<tzndinG. M0g
2. Dtudends unpsh .....-.........-. snn
q oA~ demand d<osaz; rfut
ocpu2n ...--...............---... ~
Toezi dsnznd o.
posA. h>ns =.
=. q. u 81 md
- -...-...........tlai0mH
Tine d<poets tp.ysbis sr>r q
dsy4 q sub5srt 10 . d&yT -
q more nca0l; o
. ceuhct-s q opueA.-.....-. 12S.
q Othsr tims depoEt-.....-....... iasnS,
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po<z nems . md
y ..-...--.......... p80aN
~ o. o. buuds 6nuovet-........... <H0G
- Liahnties Other than those ~.
above stnted: Lett>n q srrdft R0Sns
lnccus tzr eonctiooxL IA.
Tot.s....--................-...i sasnSasn
District a ooimh&A. Osty q washanrtoa, o.:
I. CHARLES = HOWE. Trv.snz q the
aoovenansd bsnk. DO solemnly rveaT that thsS
above sstsneut S trus 10 the b>st q my knovi-
edss and belief
CHARLES 4 HOWE. rr,ssue.
euhscihed and swOru 10 bsfos ne this Ell
day of July. lNa a
(s~ll ALBEIT \. sBILLINoToN, =
NotarJ Pubiia j.
C0red-Atteras
O J. Bel, Gerss ". BrOw1 I
Dugene Z Ans. Clnrencs r. Norm<uG
J. q Boyd. Myron n Pane,
Carenrs r Wilson Direc1urs :
nrnnn- nr 5NIE ~nrrrxFxFnSr
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OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONERS. D. O.
Washington. D. q, July 5. 1913. Sealed pro-
posals viii Be received at this ofice. Room 5rl.
District Building. until . O'Clock. p. m, JULY
.. lss. for furnishing and delivering & o. b
can Lortou. Va. asbestos roofing materials
tanned from the Purchasing Officer, d. O..
Room $40. District Building. LOUIS BROWN.
Low, JOHN @. ID. KNIGHT, W. GYWNN
GARDINER. Commissioner ID. o. tu-Sst
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REAL ESTATE.
Careful Investments

OF money in First Deeds Of Trust CFirst Mort
gagssl on Washington, u. C., Real Estate al
ways giVs the full interest promised and the
return Of an the principle due. regardless Of
the varying incomes and values Of other securi-
tieA We have been successfully engaged In
making these investments for our clients for
more than Q quarter of a century. Invest
ments. $50. 500 10 sl0,oo. at 5, 81, and 6 per
cent now ready for delivery. Large investments
made.
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AUTOMOBILES.
FOR SALE-GARAGES.

GET A GARAGE THAT WILL OUTLAsT
any garage in the market in Appearance dura-
hlity, and price. v. 7. q. BIEN, lils G st
nv. Phone NJ. a9.
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REPORT OF THE CONDITION
OF THI .
Washington Savings Bank,

Al wsskingtsn, 4. the District Of
Celunsi.. st the eiess Of sssfness
june ., 1e1s-
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MONEY TO LOAN.

MONEY 20 LOAN ON APPROVED CITY
real ss<ats at lowest current ntes; speciSl
privileges with respect to prior payments.
TYLER & RUTHERFORD. Inc. sl7 18th St Il
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-12-19
GOODBYE BACKACHE, KIDNEY
AND BLADDER TROUBLES

box Of imported GOLD MEDAL Haar.
lem Oh Capsules. They are pleasant
and easy to take. Each capsule con'
tains about one dose Of five drops.
Take them Just like you would any
nil. luke q small swallow Of water
II you want to. They dissolve In tive
stomach, and the kidneys Soak up the
oil like q sponge does water. They
thoroughly cleanse and wash out the
bladder and kidneys md throw Of the
Inflammation which ID. the cause Of
the trouble. They will quickly relieve
those stIfEened Joints, TINT backache,
rheumatism, lumbago. sciatica, gall.
stones, gravel, "brckdust," ete. they
are an effective remedy for oil DID.
eases Of the bladder. kidney llves.
stomach and allied organs. Your
druKsist viii cheerfully refund your
money II you ore not satisfied after q
few 6ays' nae. Accept only the pure,
orieinai GOLD MEDAL Harlem on
Capsulss. None other ssnuiaA-Adw
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-12-19
No Relaxation Now.

Today our thrift record is n Of
which we may well be proud. Our
greatest danger lies now In relaxation.
Under the impulses Of Il splendid
patriotism we have learned the great
lessons Of thrift. No sacrifice has
been toe severe for US to make. We
have shown ourselves worthy Of the
most glorious annals of our democ-
racy. With the end Of the war now
here let us not lose the value of the
great lessons we have learned during
these historical months. To relax In
our practices Of thrift now would be to
recede from one Of the proudest
heights gained In our national history.
Thrift Magazine.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-12-19
hox.s Thbf

We offer $4,000 for any case Of catarrh
that cannot bs cured BY HALLS
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE u tax:
On internally and acts through the Blood
Sold BY druggists for over forty Year,.
Price 7Sc. T06timontals free.
,. J. Cheney = Co.. Toledo, Ohio.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-12-19

For centuries all over the world
GOLD MEDAL Hanrlem OIL has nj.
forded relief In thousands upon thou.
sands Of cases Of lame back, lurnbago,
sclatlca, rheumatism, gallstones. gray.
ei end all other affections Of the KID
aleys. liver, stomach, bladder and al'
!ied organs. It acts quickly. i does
the work. Il ~clennses your kidneys
aud purlnes the blood. It makes Q
new man, q new woman. Of you. u
frequently wnrds of attacks OF the
arcad and fatal diseases Of the KID.
eeys. Il often completely cures the
alstressing diseases Of the organs Of
!ae body nllied with the bladder and
Kidneys. Bloody or cloudy urine. sed.
seent, or ~"hritkdust" indicate o. an.
Asalthy condition.
% not delay 1 minute n your bach
sehes or you an sore across the lolna
! have dlhlcuity when urinatlnE. 90
ysas dsssRial q ence and gse Z
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-12-19
FORGOT to Mail EN-.

Mr.. Fatbush--I see by this paper
that the United States government last
year produced 9,773.424.00O postage
stamps.
Mrs. Fatbush-It would be more In.
terestIng to me to learn Of that mum.
her how many you forgot to use.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-12-19
Little air, Prove, Heroine.

Sharon, Pa.-Kushing In front Of .
swiftly moving street car at Sharon.
Pa, sIx.ycaroid lsnbell Reeves saved
tho life Of Harry Wilson. two years
old. Grabbing the toldllng youngstes
around the waist, the little girl pulled
hun from the tracSs - The caf relied
~. .
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-12-19

belongings and left without vel q
word for Marie Rose or her mother.
Heavy shells sOOn were bursting
above the spire Of the cathedral In the
square Of the village. Marie Roses
mother cried with Joy as she dragged
Mnrie Rose after her into the cellnr.
where they would be safe from the
bursting shells.
Came Z oruf Voice.
Toward evening the vilInge became
still +; there was no sound Of cnnnonnd.
Ing. Then came u pounding on the door
Of the cellar where Marie Rose and her
mother hid. and a voice cried a com
mand, not In German, not In French.
The door wa sthrown open and there
stood Il tall soldier clad In khaki, u flat
metal helmet ON his head. and a long.
bayonetted rife was In his hand.
He spoke agnin:
"Say, ladies', don't you think you'd
like to come on outside ind snlf a 1T.
tie o. the old oxone7 The lIeinies are
gone over the hills. hell bent fer cleo.
ton. They're never coming buck TO
this mans town. no arr"
A- L M- NL L#
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-12-19

Cure pirnples. headache. bad breath BY taking
Nay Apple, Aloe. Jaiap rolled into Q tiny sugar
kli called Doctor Pielre's Pleasant Pellets. Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-12-19
PAPE'S DIAPEPSIN
FOR INDIGESTION
EAT ONE TABLET! NO GASES,
AciDiTY, DYSPEPSIA OR ANY
STOMACH MISERY.
Undlgested food! Jumps Of pain;
belching gas, acids and sourness. When
your stomach Is all upset, here Is In
slant relief-No waitlng!.

The moment you cat a tablet or two
of Pape's Diapepsin all the Indigestion
pain and dyspepsia distress stops.
Your d~isordered stomach will feel
fine mt once.
These pleasant, harmless tablets OF
Pape's Diapcpsin never fail and cost
very little Mt drug stores. Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-12-19
His Home Town..

"What have you thereY'
"A short work on the Ellzabethan
poets"
III met n Of those chaps"
"%Impossible. They are all dead"
'sThis one wasn't He sald his homo
was IN Elizabeth, N. J."--Blrmingham
Age-Herald.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-12-19

The things that are impossible tn de-
scribe are the things we always tax
our friends to death about.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-12-19
CURES THE SICK
Made Il Practical.

"How did Jones get his start IN
life?"
HE invented q sprinkler system
from watching his fountain pen work."