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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
NOT MUCH.

'What's all this talk about the bad
spelling of the Tech boys?"
ooh, it's nothing but a lot of Poly
syllables."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
SENSIBLE SUGGESTION.

"What are we going to do, now
that Paris can no longer dictate the
styles"
al think what we should do is to
heave sigh of relief"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15

Matinee daily = Adults &C.,
war tax 1c.; children ic., war
tax lie. Evening-Adults 13c.
war tax &c. children, DC, war
tax &c. Wednesday and Satuu-
day evenings = Adults zoe,
children, 10c.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
WORTH MORE.

"Four dollars? But you only
wanted two dollars for this anecdote
last week"
"Then it was about Julius Caesar.
Now, as you notice, it is about Gen.
eral Foch." - Louisville Courier
1I-urnal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
NATURALLY.

did you hear that report about
JinksP"
''What was it2"
"He was fired"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
THE CAUSE.

"What makes that fellow SO stuck
on himself? ?"
81 guess it is the glue he's made
SO much money out Of"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
QUITE so.

"Have you noticed any marked
change in public opinion of lateP"
eyes; nobody seems to be asking
what's the score"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
OF COURSE.

'The picture business has more
risks than almost any other"
Flows that ?"
always going to the WALL
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
THE REASON.

"You won't get me to pass the
GROWER at that saloon"
'Why not P"
Because it's a bulldog"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
TIME FOR ALL THINGS.

81 hear Smith is going to break
his wife's will"
"Humph He never tried it while
che was alive"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
LIT ERAL.

"Does the patient take her medi.
cine with avidity?"
"No, sir; she takes it with a tea,
spoon
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
HIS SPECIALITY.

''You seemed to be enjoying your
chat with the knife grinder"
'EWell, he made some pointed re-
plies"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
THEY'VE ALL GOT HIM.

Belle wouldn't marry the best
man living.
Nell-0f course, you wouldn't
He's married.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
THE VARIETY.

zone daughter, l understand, was
the fruit of Smiths marriage"
eyes, and she is the apple of his
eye"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
THE REASON.

"There is no harmony in that
marine view"
"No wonder when the artist tried
to paint a water view in oil colors."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
PAPIER'S
AUTO SUPPLY
No. III East Hanover Street
TRENTON, N. j.
FRET FREE!! FREE!!l
Fine road maps of New Jersey and
a hand book that tells you how to take
care of tires.
NO CHANGE.

"Is this the preliminary stage of
the drama?"
"No; same stage all the way
through"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
E. P. GAGE COMPANY
Investment Bankers.

Investment Bankers
161 DevOnshire Street, Boston, Mass.
References Dun Bradstreet Hanover Trust Company
fremont Trust Company, International Trust Co.
Registrar and Transfer Agent Hanover Trust Company
Auditors: Bureau of Business Statistics
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER %
Metro presents

"THE HOUSE OF MIRTH'
King Baggott and Marguer-
tie Snow in"The Eagles Eye"
Also an interesting comedy.
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FREE LUNCHEON

will be furnished all the out visitors
supperme 1t will be the biggest farmers gath
city, and you do not want to miss it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15

With the sight you have not already made
your munitions stocks shipping shares in
industries that have been enjoying profitable war business
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
Monday, November Is, 1918

by Dr. Wilson, of Columbia University and it
promises offered the entertainment and instruction
farming heard this vicinity
Everym mana and will be welcome at both sessions.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1918-11-15
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 81
Charles Ray in
"a NINE 0'CI .OCK TOWN''

Also, official war pictures, by
United States, Great Britain,
France and Italy.
William Duncan in part 10 of
"a Fight for Millions" and the
Ford Weekly.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
Work or Fight Order

Every agency at the disposal of the
Government is back of the "Work or
Fight" order, and every loyal citizen
is asked to make it part and parcel
of his business to see that able-bodied
men within the draft ages either work
or fight.
The application of that old saying
about the bird that can sing and won't
sing should be made to those who are
Indifferent to the win-the-war spirit.
These are times when the work and
thought of every person iE the United
States should be directed toward the
winning of the war; these are times
when actions and not words count;
these are times when men are being
tried in the FIRE, and when the very
soul Of the Nation is crying out for
men, real menl
There are men who need no urging,
men who are willing to lay everything
they possess upon the altar of their
country. There are millions such, but
there are also those who have never
seemed to appreciate the gravity Of
the situation. 1t is to these slackers- =
industrial and otherwise to whom the
message Of the Work or Fight" order
must be brought home.
Ii man is to enjoy the privileges
OF food ia abundance and the pursuit
Of happiness. then he must do bis part,
mans part in helping to furnish
food and substance for the boys over
there. In other words. no able-bOdied
man IL he United States is to be {
consumer and a non-producer at the
same time.
II he an work and won't work, be
must b made 70 work.
This Is the spirit Of the Work on
Fight" order
Every employer Of labor who Is work
ing msn within the draft ages who
have been exempted On industrial
grounds o v5 account Of dependents,
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
BAND TRAINED BY S0USA TO
VISIT SOMERVILLE
Great Lakes Band, Of 80 Pieces,
viii Give Concert Here at an
Early Date

A detachment of the Great Lakes
Naval Training Station Band of which
Lieut.. John Philip Sousa, the "March
King" D." is director. will visil Somerville
on Tuesday, October Is. The band
will consist of thirty trained musicians,
and concert will be given during the
stay in the city, which will necessarily
be brief, inasmuch as the Liberty Loan
Organization for the Eight Federal
Reserve District, under whose auspices
the tour is being made, is seeking to
have as many points visited as possi-
Bile.
The success of the Great Lakes Bands
on their tours during the Third Liberty
Loan Campaign was remarkable. and
there is an insistent demand for its
return.
The band is scheduled to arrive at
l;l5 o'clock p. m and the concert will
be given Immediately after the band
reaches the city,
This announcement it is expected will
result in large crowd from the sur
rounding country and neighboring cities
visiting Someryille on the date of the
concert. (From ". C. McCarty, Lib
erty Loan Press Bureau.)
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
BI0 PROGRAM or AMUSEMENT
FEATUREe AND ATTRACTIONS
At TRl-sTATE FAIR.

The attraction program at the com
ing Tri-State Fair, Memphis, Sept -
i2S, will be by far the most elaborate
land interesting ever given at the TAiH
The feature for the opening night
Sept Il, will be a magnificent. spec
tacular staged in front of the grant
stand for the benefit OF the Red Cross
THE features for the following weeA
will include Thaviu's Famous Concert
Band, Grand Opera Singers and inter
national ballet, by far the most elabor
ate production ever offered at South
Iern fair. Other musical attractions
will be the Royal Hawaiian Sextette
the Bergquist Accordionist and Whites
Military Band. The vaudeville pro
gram will consist Of eight headline
acts, including the Belleclaire Bros
the okura Japs, the Lunette Singers
the Codona Troupe, Brengh's Statues
and Mr.. and Mrs Bert Davis, with sen
sationai Auto Polo each afternoon and
night as an added attraction. Harness.
Horse Racing viii be on the program
each afternoon, except Saturday, Sept
IS, when the track win be given ovet
to auto racing. Each afternoon BE-
tween the hours Of and 8, numbe,
Of army aviators from Park Field neai
Memphis will fly over the fairgrounds
to thrill the crowds. Visitors to thii
years fair VII see much Of an anus
ing, interestins and instructive nature
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
New SERIES; VOL. XII. NO. IL

is charged with the duty Of making
report to the proper authorities when
ever that man leaves his service In
order that be may be re-classifed. If
he is leaving war industry to engage
iI work of a non-essential industry,
he will be re-classified and Indueted in
to the military service.
Every employer who hes men at work
for him, with deferred classification.
is also charged with the duty of report
ing whether or not such men within
the draft ages stay on the job regular
ly. In other words, there is to be no
loaiing under the work or Fight"
order.
The Work or Fight order means just
what it says, and the Stacker who
thinks he is going to get by with any
hslf-hearted effort will be brought to
a sudden realization, in SO far as bis
case is concerned, that War is every
thing Sherman said il was.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
The Fayette County Exhibit
at Tri-State Fair

County Farm Agent, w. A. Owen
and Home Demonstration Agent, Miss
Catron, left Wednesday for Memphis
with large collection of the products
of Fayette county for the county ex-
hibit at the Tri-State Fair in that city.
These two were charged with the entire
responsibility of collecting a suitable lot
of exhibits from this county and getting
them in shape at the Memphis fail.
They have been busy in every part of
the county and have brought together
goodly quantity of fine quality articles
from over the county to form the Fay
cite County booths display there.
They desire to have every citizen of
the county who visits the Tri-State
Fair hunt up the .Fayette County
booth and see it and help to make it a
success and a credit to the county. We
have had the pleasure of seeing numer-
Gus articles that are going into the
booth and from their quality it is con-
fidently believed that every citizen will
be pleased with the county exhibit at
the fair. Go round to this booth, a
Fayette countiau will be on hand there
at all times. and if you have not helped
this year determine that you will help
next year. See the Fayette County
booth.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
A Compliment to Somerville
Red Cross

August, oath 1913.
Mrs. M. D. Humphreys, Chairman.
Surgical Dressings Department,
Somerville, Tenn. Branch A. r. c.,
Somervile, Tenn.
My dear Mrs. Humphreys: We are
surely proud >of our Somerville ladies
for going "0ver the Top" as they did
on tbeif allotment work.
We are enclosing receipted invoice
for your Boxes 8 and 10. 800 Scultetus
and 22O Scultetus, respectively, to-
gether with II Paper Backed Pads in
each case. This is perfectly beautiful
work, and certainly made in record
time. Yesterday, we finished our Sept
ember work, too, and we are closing
our work rooms for several weeks, so
that the workers can get much need
ed rest which they have surely earned
in doing the extra work. in spite of the
heat.
We hope the Somerville ladies are
going to enjoy this respite from their
labors, too. for while we know it has
been a labor of love with as all, we will
come back all the better equipped to
do even greater things after a little
rest. We will get in touch with YOU
on re.opening our rooms, in regard to
October work. Meanwhile, we send
you every good wish for your enjoying
your holiday.
We mailed you some Red Cross post
ers for the decorating of yeur work
room walls. on yesterday. We find
these very inspiring to our workers,
having mounted duplicate copies on
beaver board and placed on the wall Of
our work rooms.
Kindest regards and every good wish,
Sincerely yours.
Mrs. R. Brinkley Snowden,
Supervisor. of the Surgical Dress
ings Department, Memphis. Tenn,
Chapter A. R. C,
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
Moscow News

Where there is Faith
There is Love.
Where there is Love
There is Peace.
Where toere is Peace
There is Gad.
Where there is God
There is Good,
The registration Thursday in this
district ammounted to 225, majority
ofcourse being negroes. Stores gener-
ally remained closed through out the
day as did the bank.
Walter Cox and family have moved
here from Memphis and leased the
Furcron residence.
R. N. Ware returned from Chstta-
nooga Thursday where he went to at
tend convention of war workers. He
reports q most enthusiastic time.
9. G. Castell IS here for a few days
from Sheffield.
I'D. Hester was a caller Friday from
Collierville.
Mrs. Funk, sister of Mrs. Will Ma
lone. has purchased the W. A. Sides
place located in the eastern part Of
town.
1t is pleasing to know that much in
terest is being taken in the coming
Fayette County Fair.
H. B. Ssdler. Dr. G. W. Musgrsve,
]. Weisntein, D. D. Hawkins and y.
L. Jewell we're callers in Memphis Mon
day.
Lloyd McMullin has accepted a posi-
ton with the Moscow Mercantile Co.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20

with which was never known to fall
short in the part assigned her, and in
this case she gave. every man seen
gave, and sent the boosters on their
way feeling good for the kindly recep-
tion given them.
This same pleasant experience was
enjoyed by the members of the party
at Galloway, Braden, Longtown and
points back to Oakland where the jour
ney was completed. The net result of
the half da. 3 trip was well above one
hundred dollars and the promise from
numbers of good citizens that they
would come to the Fair and many of
them would bring exhibits With them.
Toe Boosters have found it easier at
almost every point visited in the two
trips made last week and this than it
was last year to raise the needed pre-
MUM money. Responses have heen
ready and liberal, most men giving
whatever amount the solicitors suggest
ed was their shares. The interest in
the Fair grows better and in spite Of
the interest in the various other under
takings at the present time in most Sec
tions was found lively interest in the
fair and the opinion that it was doing
good and deserved the support it has
received,
All indications point to good fair and
the management confidently look for a
larger list of entries than ever.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
In Selecting Pullets


Pulets should be well developed.
have clean legs, combs and wattles
free from scsbs. nostrils, If subjected
to,press ure of finger. should uot secrete
any liqnid The breast bone should
always be straight, 1sud the legs of the
pullets should stand we'll apart. AL
ways select puilets that have brigh
eyes and every indication of vitality.
Pullets or hens will lay as we'll with.
out a male bird as with him, but II
you are contemplating raising chickens
it is well to buy male bird early in
the fall, as he can be obtained then
cheaper than in the spring.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
AUTO SPEED KINGS WILL RACE
LAST DAY OF TRI-sTATE FAIR.

Dirt track champions Of intsrnationl
81 fame have been booked by Ale1
Sloan to participate In the eight auta
races at the TriState Fair on Satusl
day, September rs. No sport In the
world can provide the thrills produced
By auto races, and the entries this
year indicate the pace win be. swifta
than ever before.
Auto polo. the nvsliest snappiesg
and most thrilling Of estdoor sports
WIN be feature attraction afternooz
and night each day in front Of ths
grand stand. This game originated =
America and has been ssnt AL eve<
Europe and to the Ear East. It W.
be presented IN the South for the firsd
time at the Tri-Stats Fair.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
Booze Raids Start Once More

Sheriff T. M. Ross has made two
booze raids this week, being successful
in both cases, First, he and City Mar
shall Johnston caught negro leaving
the night train from Paducah and
found on him a pint of the much de-
sired fluid. He was carried before the
city recorder and fined $40 and costs,
this being the minimum penalty fixed
by the city ordinances.
The secondraid was at Laconia where
the sheriff weut in quest.of bootleg
liquor, and be was rewarded by the
capture Of negro alighting from the
afternoon train from Paducah with
full suitcase, twelvequarts of bottled
in bopd."
Liquor has been flowing quite freely
in this section for some weeks past.
Two weeks ago in the streets of Som
vile one Saturday were no less than
dozeo drunk men, most of them promi-
nent citizens of this and remote eparts
of the county. And report comes from
other parts of the county, indicating
similar condition, Negroes are sent to
Paducah by the white men and return
with the liquor by train. find in train
crews all the encouragement and help
needed in their nefarious business.
They leave the trains at Laconia,
and other of the smaller places along
the line and are met by automobiles to
convey the liquor safely to the interior
and as stated above. large part of it
is instigated by men prominent in 80
ciaI and official life of the county and
districts.
The new sheriff has started out as if
he intends to put stop to such pracr
tees, and in his effort he will meet the
endorsement of four fifths of the peo-
pie of the county.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
Tennessee Farm News
GROW MORE WHEAT START NOW

GROW MORE WHEAT START NOW
0us Nation is doing great things a
long the old Hmdehburg line. We
must do great things in The home lines.
Whest gives every farmer an Oppor-
tuuity for service.
There is grest reason for growing
wheat. Patriotism demands that every
farmer rise to do bis daty
Grow wheat on your farm Make
yoor plans now. Think. To what *
tent are you a heros II you think wei
y0u viii net reach point where you
are satisfied with yourself. Therefore
DO more at every step.
This means the wiuniug If the var.
Wheat Is lhe Nslion's need.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
Win-the-War Farmers

81 want to appeal to you as the men
who are in the reserve line of this
great war; said DR.. F. M. McRee,
president West Tennessee Farmers
Institute. in addressing the recent
meeting. "As have said before. you
are the foundation, and especislly in
this great struggle. / want to appeal
to every patriotic man and woman not
only 10 endeavor to produce more food
for yourselves and our allies bat | must
appeal to you that we must be more
economic and and more self sacrificing
ii as many things as we can. such IS
JOY riding and pleasure. and give every
moment OF eur time and talent toward
winning this great war that 5 now np-
On u. It's up to you and me to win
this Eight You are as important IS
the men who are in the trenches. 50
let us each strive to do our part. hop
ing that the great struggle win soon
end.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
Good for Biliousness

Two years ago suffered from fire.
quent attacks of stomach trouble and
biliousness. Seeing Chsmberlain's
Tablets advertised concluded to try
them. improved rapidly"
Miss Emma Verbryke, Lima, Ohio.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
FAIR TO HAVE REST ROOM.
Weary sIshtseers WIN Bs ENTERTAINED
win Concerts At MsmphIa

Restful chairs and hsnsAes win y
strswn throughout the womsn'E bsil4
ing during the Tri-StAts Tsir. ThsFz
fair visitors viii Be wsciome y re-
from the strenuous task Of seeing t.
wonderful Southern exposition A.
orchsstra VIII play daily b tie won
ems building, and there win be numer
Gus other unusual features 70 maks
visitors feel at home,
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
Galloway
special o the Fayeste Falcon

Dear Editor:-PIease allow me space
in your paper TO inform the people OF
the message that l was Empowered to
send to them. Now We must win this
war. and to DO 50. it takes prayer, so
l was warned to ask all churches to
hold a special service to that effect on
FRIDAY night Sept. 10th. Al churches
must begin service At D. n. and held
praver meeting and preaching for one
hour. Il will pay yoa 70 dotnis. high
er authorities vii please help to get
thls message All over the U S.
BANKS BEAsLKg
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
Fair Booster Trip Again

A small party Of County fan Boos-
ters started out Tuesday morning on
the second days rounds to raise fnnds
for paying the premiums at the coming
county fair here on the tenth and eIev-
enth Of next month
The first step u - made at Hickory
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20

weevs the treating with
bsuhide Pour to pounds top of the with
sacks for As hours Enclose them tight
fthey sho up again. them n
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20

Selecting for the cotton likewise be Al
while the plant s growing Tag the desirable stalks AM
keep pickings separate
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
The South CAN Grow Wheat
And WILL Grow Wheat
As A War Measure 1t Is Willing To Do More Than Its
Part To Feed Our Soldiers And Allies The South
Holds The Banner For Increase In
Wheat Acreage.
whtt Editorial Soil Improvement COMMITTEES
Atlaata,
Wheat Acreage.

Whle Editorial Soil Improvement Committee
Atlanta,
The South grow year last because It +
Patriotic and Willing
willing part more eerlncreng army
aboad-and to feed it well
that allies from
hunger
willing part wheat besides meeting
the responsibility of growing cotton of producing vegetable
cotton peanuts growing sugar and
produce no other
section render help
The South percentage of acre in
the country the retain that
wheat belt of the West will have wrest
from it.
Some Facts Growing In The South
attending growing in the souh
the is evidence enough that it be
Wheat grown clay loans The so
broken early possible and narrowed
likely the Oss,
planting omaldehv
treatment is preferable
Seeding in October the South vood
vigorous growth desired before winter sets
Where sown until after
the first frost
yields obtained when the seed drilled ground than
when sown broadcast
Fertilizer can be applied drill Generally speaking 1927 ,
similar brand will be found satisfactory and profitable a
Don't be singy with
Nitrate suhate usually applied poak
a top dressing in early spring
Fall Reminders
Remember seed field from gooS
healthy placed right on tbs
stalk
Selecting good crop year should likewise ba
while the plant is still growing Tag the desirable
keep the pickings separate
XIII the bean and pea weevls and save the grain bv treating them
old other containers
Ifthey show again, them again in the
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1918-09-20
Fall Reminders.

Remember time to seed feld from goo,
maximum number ON