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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22
TWO ARcH-cRIMINAIs.

Excepting OF course the kaiser and
the crown prince It Is doubtful n
there can be found in the world to
day two rascals more deserving OF
the early morning nrlng suusd than
Leon Trutxky and Nicolal Benlne. n
would be difficult 70 compute the
harm they have done 70 the cause Of
civilization. Perhaps but for them
the war would now be over Yet
the injury they have done TO the res
Of the world II small compared 10
the harm they have done 20 their na
tive land Henry Bernstein. who
probably understands Russia better
than anyone elso IN this country
sums mp their crimes In the follow
ing brief Indictment:
'-rhey demorallzed the Russian
army; they demohllIzed e; they Nm.
chained the mob spirit they melted
civil war; they signed the Brest- Ii
tovsk treaty which dIsmcmhered
Russia; they paraiyzed the indus
tries; they increased the hosts Of uu-
employed they intensified aarva-
tion, suffsrinG; they encouraged loot
ing. tnrror and murder; they mut-
sled the press; they abolished the
courts OF Justice they dispersed the
Constituent assembly, the representa-
tives Of the people, by force OF ormf
and estsblished a diotatorship over
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22
THE SIN OF LAYING or. -

The only kind OF soldering the
people win stand for now Ia the kind
that 10 being done in real military
fashion The workman who "sol-
dierr' 10 In bad reputo. ANY man
who loafs on his job, who does not
do an honest days work six days In
the week. does 20 at the cost Of the
blood of the boys over there" This
10 pretty strong language. but n
comes from authority It was uttered
by Lowis II. Franklin. national d.
rector OF the war loan Equalization
''of svery % earned In this country
this year. ts,so will be leeded, by the
United States government 10 pay iu
war bill. and the government has got
10 get IL" says Mr.. franklin. -Men
york 'r-"e dey~ o week md Ion
the rest OF the time cannot under
stand what II means for any person
in this country not 10 DO an honest
days work six 6ays a week. what
II means IL that some boy now over
there Ia not coming back. II means
lengthening the war. and needless
lengtheninE OF tho war means loss ol
lives, additional suffering and greater
cost 10 the nation.
Mr.. Franklin warns against over
confidence because OF the late good
news Germany still has eight mil
lion men under arms, and the lines
are yet nearer Paris than they wero n
year ago '-rhe man who In preach
ing the near ending OF the war is not
helping the situation I do not be
liSve for one moment that tho fourth
Liberty loan In wolng to be tho las,
one" so the way to speed up the
ending OF the war II by increased
production In evcry useful line, and
the only way 10 increase production
is by steady work Six full days Of
honest work every week from every
man and woman in the country will
win the war. Put tho man or woman
who soldiers" on the, Job ia guilty
OF tho blood OF American soldier
boys
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22
RippLinQ RhUnies

Here We are free 10 come and 20.
and do all kinds of knitting. and
while We lay no statutes low. our
course is right and flttng | pack
my grip and Journey forth, on i'm
pulse or suggestion, ana II l. jour
ney south or north. no guy has
right 10 quetslon And every time 1
tour the earth, whcre'er ( may de
tomlne. ! thank the CODA who ruled
my birth. that / am not German.
ia hate 10 have my cOurae laid
down by some tinhOrn official. 10
tremblc az a kalscTs frowu, rebuk-
ing and judicial IA hate 10 have
10 sign my name 90 forty kindA Of
papers. before allowed 20 play my
game and cut my useful caperH I'd
hate 10 come " hen princes call, and
go when they demand H. that sort
81 thing would STIR my gall--me-
thinks ( couldn't stand Il. Here We
are free TO live our lives with no
nyenger nearing. we run up bills
and beat our wives. and no ones In
tcrferinE No cheap policeman
comes along ara put me In the cooler
because I'm some immortal song |
rldlCulcd o ruler MY little home
my castle IN, whore ryihmic storms
are brewing, no punk Inspector
thrusts his phlz inside 20 see what's
doing. But N the kaiser comes TO
reign, from DER the Pruwian bor-
der. I viii not dare 90 chant a strain,
without written order.
Copyright 1913 George Matthew Adams
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22

Thursday, August %, 1918.
Mars and Jupiter rule strongly FOR
| Tor good this day. according TO as-
! trulogb, while the sun is adverse.
Under this planetary rule the best
possible conditions should prevail In
'he American army, which has the
forecast Uf brilliant effort
Jupiter prssslges success In what
ever has Ia do with tho business side
81 managing our forces In the war.
! Gcncfbua support of tho next Lib
erty loan IL proEnosucatrd The
signs are promising fur Increased ef-
flvicncy and economy In all war mat
tcrs
Next month should present Inn
proyemont IN all that pertains To
military affairs on the eide or the
allies
Again surprianB events suddenly
cun8umrnAted are forecast. Extremes
will rule In most experiences. tho
sccrs predict.
During this sway Il will bo wise
not 10 seek employment Woman
may lind conditions today particu-
hrly unfnVurablc
Labor conditions will focus extra
ordinary attention In the next few
weeks. The urgent need OF produC-
tive work Will be much discussed and
there may be- some sensational dis
closures.
Initiative in many new lines OF
business Will mark the autumn, U is
'foretold. In these. women will be
largely represented.
Transition IN many commercial
conditions will aruuusc antarunhm
agliinst women IN certain sections,
o-trologcrs forrteli, but they proph-
ss.y In tho new era Industrial iude.
pendonce for both sexes
An everyday use for urplancs as
passenger tchiclcs II proEuosticatrd
Tor an early date This Will slightly
antedate ocean travel according TO
astrologerH
Again crimes against children and
increase Of infantlride are proEnos-
uchted
Persons whose birthdate Il is will
probably have an active year tn busi.
ncas Travel and change aro not
recommended
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22
NOW
The Wife
By JANE PHELPS
N3inHgmoo lao,


shoulder The sPR srSe&SYlai a.,
Shippers she wuf,s " eYxIIyT tb2 ka.l
an Fcrhaps shan shRvl 10 &hst
SSilhe" Ruth1 ahsw ftetilj kSk M.
""Wn ar her roltW 'lSkphkn ~ IInl ,sg
no, Ruth. n issa,fd Al, Ts IA. > f,Il,,,
,s w1.ld try eyeeyn insatffs it,S aSng,,ti ityN,
rillul girl mas sff,li W 4 n4NaHpS soyni.
',"t thHt Vo3d M eesH A AZ n n 49,.
-. "plh herself and Brian. "Yra
a., 700 servants 10 wait on Won tc
10 eN wy hta rfur yoa1a o ia ,,nf.s.rn I
mas u'en iihel ahalnvr tn har aa,s,, I.,,,
70 you anttlldIE N suey be.st~sa a.
caI upon tbniet iiers lvheue o.-o ses
''ed them9 shbpilnhnVe h..I,,,sou,
.orses' noWF Abs mot orpoRn, oI nav,
aehled you rethtprq trim, Hac M
aoea not earAJn a. svRr whaa n sn,pS
lo' you Ia Alln 4sA,hrrsi -w,as 1ytngI hi
say In weski9 gBut a lNoW nsrr,
MN or any man tlo 10 IA Auow aheI ran
take care ot You farwoiiJsg & SHAH no,
give you one penpb qos bonEs a. q lfss.
90 not ineahH tgTAes cnISt IlllLh,
Brian won't hs poor Inns" ,,I,,
What reasont have gWI . Sov. = n.
heving that he Wal me tRr am, ,dI
Oh because -rlbns tsapRrt.n Hs hn,
had college edtlpeAAon -r-'t,p r.
u does not follow tivaAih b =, vill, b,
hualneHs succesH. a gnIi fhaYer snoNr
many college mea a W ha q > neat y
starved 10 death. and NkSss. W ivh.
we're simply Kitchen 81 rSAtESA,, Ap 4
nurses Tor family of, chlAdreR = 4 d,
hut he is--differenkf iroms.uu,
Ruth Il Adamant,
In what way? lie is ,haaasaps
HnnA "a IA y
had been "a plain-looking frttp~-.-xot
wouldn't have looked az him. IN
his handsome face caught you. b
won't look quite so good 10 YOU wh4r
there ls nothing else about ySu Il
appeal 10 you--nuthing 10 satisfy
your artistic taste and love bi
beauty"
"Oh. but aunt Laura viii make
our home lovely / can do II. you
know"
Yes. you can" dryly responded
Mrs Clayborne. 81 DO not deny your
ability But do YOU remember wha,
the bills We're for decorating and
fur7.sh.ng our sitting room and bod
Yes about $4,000"
"um-and a lawyers clerk earns.
81 done know exactly but Brian
said he could give me a comfortable
home"
~ can shut my eyes and imagius
what De means by comfortable
home, and / mean no dispAragement
20 him. either I can zee ~ four or
five room flat furnished very cheap
Is and rar.shly II bought on the in
gtlllWeut plan. ] can fairly see the
look ON your face when he intro
duces Won TO the home he calls
comfortable
Tomorrow Engagement Days. 7
Copyughi 1918 Gcorre Matthew Adams
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22
Little Benny's Notebook

- ... .. .., ....,Lt,r nhout
nero pop anu MA '"""'"H
consciensNis1 ubjectorH yeatlhhay'
and Rftir Fuppir my curzin Artie
-, ,-,,,,5 .,5 7 s.1 =, him HAY.
,...,.,-. ,,,
Arue' lets us pay ''h''''''''''' "'
iectors
All rite how . sed Artlc. and sed.
...,..,.-. hoo. r,,ral
'o''''''u'''''' "''l'.'' -
screw pills aEcnst tEhuhk an" '"eS
wont fltc no mater wat enybody
d,.s o. b.r, M motfer wat IL Ia.
.ond u van g,, proyc you're CON
sItc,s,, Ia ,ti,,.,nr NV Won don't haff
:, ioIr 3D.. ,r,,y Lei MS prrtend
y,uro tryiry tn nroye you're "A con.
scIa,s,,i.s injector and Inn the crate
a.nr.i lao 90 Won
win 600 s,,rt.J In 10. Artie nut -
,rr or ro,s .,lr can coming way
-, nye, la, .p'rs and making him
tooI IGNORANT ss .nvthlng and me
n,,,,tro ~ i,dy. hat box over mgS he'd
,,,,,,, 80. n, ~ "a see out NJ saving
w.. ,t,p y,,tsT the rea-
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22
The Heart Hunters
BY MARY DOUGLASS
Author OF" Hunting Husband" Handling a Husband"

! That would 90 wildly ey,r1vagant
hut [ would buy myself one ver5
simple little dress, and pumps, Sos
and a hat
1 walked into the shop .Thcr,
was a Dire oNphere, very simpls, dark
blue IN cdsor / think g was th,
simplicity that appealed tome
"Ah, what difference" the sales.
woman said. as slipped Il on. Tncr,
was diffNcucc.
But 10 is so short" cried
mot too short TO be smart" said
the woman, 'you are not used 10 q.
that Is all"
II was becoming looked ikc q
l!utlc girl in o.
Sho brought out gray crepe tha.
shimmercd over silk "You would
look wen In this. too with your pink
I cheeks"
'No. no." 7 said looking mt 20 long
iugly Eut ( should have loved ir
Ihcn I bought pair ot slender
pumps and heavy silk stockings. and
"a hat with q tony band OF ribbon Tor
lts sole trimming
had never felt 80 weu-dresscd-
nor go CNtr1yGgIut. before Iuf 2
gOusoled myself ny thinking I would
pay it back TO Eddie some day no,
far distant.
As came ont from the millner's
uu into Lola Dane
why. Miss Dale shc cried ana
.Nn DuRnpd her ygDH ne If vgr.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22

That was Just decision that The
drouth stricken districts should not
be assigned n specific amount ~ tho
next Liberty loan Many of these un-
fortunate farmers will not be ablo 10
got by without government assistance
anyway. and Il would be folly 90 eN-
peot them to loan money to tho gov.
ornmont Those who feel nblo will
not he prevented from buying ~
many bonds ~ they like, but tho Oh,
llRatlon 20 buy will not he pressed.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22
day N In0 Dummy
Maud POCCH
Angn.t y. 1903

N,.d p,v,u a. ,o,.tj,r,3 the
rr,at,.t ,yo,,,n yioI,,ist. IN A,,or.,l
.ppr .,y tLr 'grc,t,,.t vso,uau g.gIIo
.Iaf. ..p tno .,rI1f
gb. ID, All A,,-rt.,p hr,uph and
tbrourh Igri,sG d., IA, a.y. ,,nro.
she 49, mailing r,,ut,fInn f.r
hsrs,'y nn Ain,,ig,, MN v,,. ,.u.
.sidrrcJ IA p,i,r,rt,ns Tno.. urIyrl.g
auourb 4, be bprp b,y, ap .nr.lI
tu fudv ana changed ,belr. p1rucs to
very ronpIIr.,frd and f.rrIru sound .
Iur uJ.. ,ul r.t.tru.i q. fsta trr
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22
Everyday Wisdom

To make a chocolate eclair. you
must first go TO large swamp
whore eclair- birds are known tC
abound, and set traps, and lurk In
waiting until you have caught eight
or ten with the birds thus cap
burod you return home and start an
cclalr bird ayiary. For n success
ful and edible chocolate ecloir. Il Is
absolutely imperative 10 have the
choicest eclair- r-bird eggs. and the
surost way uf securing these Is 10
raise them yourself
For 20 family OF five the following
recipe muyc he followed Select
tvcnty large eclair eggs. and crack
thew with a nut cracker Beat
thom cruelty Tor half an hour, un-
ON they vince with pain.
Adi flour and baking powder. Put
in all the baking powder you have
N YOU have any milk. put that In
N yhu haven't any milk. you had
hotter go otE and buy some and put
'Hat .n MIX Is necessary.
STIR thoroughly Don't think you
can E.' EOul lthullN III u 'HV'NihN'
p.llr 10 YOU stir II superfictally.
stir its worry emotions stir II TO the
depths OF its heart
Then bake II all afternoon
This is the eclalr part proper OF
the chocolate eclair. The chocolate
part must now be added, Sheet
chocolate may be purchased by the
Iu4rc yard at the dry goods store.
Take your eclalr out OF the oven,
and wrap Il. while hot In a sheet
uf thick chocolate. Nulcanize the
Joints
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22
S. S. S. Clears Skin of Erup,
tions Drives Poison From
the System

Get Il fixed IN your mind that
Fkin erupuons. Scrofula, Eczema.
burning, itching skin and all skin
diseases are due entirely 10 impure
and infected blood II the trouble
was on the outside OF the skin, by
simply washing and Keeping II clean
you could obtain reliaf--not even
ointmentA. lotions, and uaivcs would
be necessary. Agree with us IN this
belief. and your trouble can be re-
ueved-you can be entirely re-
stored to hsalth g. 3 g. ~ a purely
vegetable treatment that you can Sc
cure from your own druEgist--it Il
blood tonic that will purify your
blood and cause q most decided
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22

Tho Missouri voters failed to en-.
dorse the governors choice ~ WIZ.
Icy for United states senator Folk
walked away from him In the pri
mary II IN ono thing 60 get ap.
pointed TO an office and another to
got elected Hut we are glad. FOR
the eternal fitness Of things. that a
man with tho Greek name Of Keno
phon will not figure In tho public
records much longer.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22
CHAPTER H.
Sanguinc Youth.

Sanguine Youth.
II was not only in houae furnish
ings that Ruth revelod. she loved
also, dainty. soft fabrics to wear
Her house gowns ghe fashioned her
self, often out ~ odd oriental fab.
rlcs. and her underwear was always
OF sheerest, softest lawn or silk.
Her street clothes were always
simple. as is always the case with
people of taste. She had Nttle use
Tor evening or party dresses. na the
town was small and her aunt mixea
with few Of tho people
strangely, Ruth never had seemed
10 mind this, There were two or
three rirlB quite near her own axe
with whom she was intimate. after a
fashion, and few young men whom
she condescended to talk 10 n 10 were
unavoidable But mostly she and her
aunt were together. each seemingly
satisfied 10 have II so--until Brian
liackctt came 10 visit his relatives
brihn's uncle happened 90 be the
rather OF one OF the girls whom Ruth
visited, She met Brian. lie was a
college man--even A. ne had worked
his way and wns different from the
she had no particle OF interest.
Brian Hackett was rs years old
when Ruth met him. lie was tall
straight. and broad shOuldered His
finely shaped head. brown hair and
eyes, white teeth. and winning smile.
were partly what had attracted the
beauty loving Ruth For. no one
could deny that Brian Hackett was
handsome. Yet there Vna nothing In
the least ottemlnate about him.
IL was on the occasion Of his sec
ond visit that he proposed 10 Ruth
ana was accepted, IN the meantime.
they had corresponded. n probably
would have made no difference 10
Ruth. feeling as she then did toward
him, hRd she known that he had
hcsitnted 90 make the second visit
because OF the expense involved. But
had Mrs Clay borne known q. she
would have even more urgently
begged Ruth 10 remain with her.
Aunt I.aurn's Ultlmatum.
1T isn't all selflshness. dear" she
had said when she and Ruth dis
cussed the matter, although I am
selfish where you nre concerned But
| know YOU never viii be happy as a
poor mans wife. That 10 is So. U.s.
probably my fault In n great mca
sure. Yet. ] imagine the love fOr
beauty N 80 ingrainsd In your nature
that you never would have been con.
tented In meager surroundings. even
had you not been 80 en-
after n long look In which Hnuse-
ment struggled with somethlng else
something very like disappointment.
she added: How would you look
washing dishes In that7" she In
dicated, by gesture. a soft, trailing
house robe Of creamy silk. fastened
AZ the waist by a heavy cord. with
long flowing sleeves open TO the
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22

II transplres that the riots in ia.
pan grew out OF protltserinE, rather
than from any political unrest The
time IL not far distant when the
man who takes advantage OF popu-
lar misfortune 10 enrich himself
will bo in bad odor all over the
world. People viii learn after n
while that the golden rule pass besi
as business prInclple.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22
CHAPTER NNNtN.
Clothes.

CHAPTER NNNlN.
Clothes.
"You need tu find yourself the
words rccchocd as ! walked homo,
What ala Eleanor mcau2 was do
Ing the work J wanted 20. 10 would
be harder now. with that coldness In
Art School To- fight against
forgot 10 all in a fascinating shop
Window suit. tho graceful lines of
"a dress. I looked down at my own
udd. fitting country made frock,
Clothes had never been very I'm
portaut to me. Rut since living with
Alice | had come TO realize they
were important They helped one In
business. too. pctty had said And
had Eddlcsrtvo hundred dollars'
would NOT spcnt 10 all uf COURSE
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22
Spur;
"@eMO!,:llno.nt
4 laosaatS llulLLH

ono or tho producers IL having
trouble finding an actor 10 play tho
part OF George Washington They
can't mako good on Washington ~
characteristic" ne says
But most actors can tell tho truth
N they arc Kept OF the subject OF
fnlariesi
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22
PHONES
Daily Food
AUGUST "a 1918

Gall upon me In The day Of troubis I
viii deliver thee and thoa Ahslt Elortiy
ne. Psa. bO;tb.
Dear refuge Of my vearY saul.
On thee, when sorroWb rise
On thse when usvea Of trouble run
My fAintnE hope relies.
o Lord, correct mo, bot win judgment I;
not 10 thine anger, lsst thea brlha me ,o
netkihG. Jer. iOl2A
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22
GREAT OLD REMEDY
FOR SKIN DISEASES

abatement Of your trouble, ana
finally make you entirely we'll
Fifty years ago S. s. S was discoV-
cred and given TO suffering man
kind During this period II na
proven It's remarkable curative
propsrtIra an a blood purifier and
tonic. and has relieved thousands OF
cases OF disense caused by poor or
impure bipod. and chropic or IN
heritsd blood Diseases You fan "
relieved. but you must take ss'hg ?.
Take Il N only pimples appear TOT
they denote bad blood. and may ~
followed by the sufferinEs from tVr-
turing skin erupuons, Therefore ps
sure Don't take a chance, don't
use lotions Oct 8 8, s. from your
druggist II yours IA n special oAss'
write for expert medical advice. 40,
dresa Medical Director, ass BWlh
Laboratory. Atlanta, 0a.--Adv.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22

The attitude OF the city officials as
20 tho question Of cleaning up the
moral condition NJ the city seems 20
be that they acknowledge their IN,
ability 90 do the job and arc quite
willing for Uncle Sam to take over
tho work. Yet this IL Tulsa, the city
that does things"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22

Justice to tho public, as well as
ordinary common sense. would die
tate that people affected with amy
kind OF infectious disease should be
quarantinod. There should DO no
distinction.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22

The national barber supply deal
erA are recommending a scale OF s.
for hair-cuts and 50-cenJ snoves n
they keep on al this rate they may
yet revive the fashion OF whiskerf
and long hair.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22

From primary returns ot the Mis-
si~Ilppi election II looks like the pic
tureSquN Senator Vardpman is
doomed TO be listed among tho has
beenA Now let us hear what has
become OF Cole Hlease
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22

CAruso will sinE a different sona
now lie has entered tho mRtri-
moniai state. Tenor Ia especially
adapted TO the soothing OF wailins
infant In the small hours OF a frosty
night II comes handy sometimes &,
have n voice like that, In other ways
than pulling down a big salary.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22
Chnrrrd win stcnllng Mail.

Jack wilson. colored, was arrest
cd Yesterday nv Deputy United States
Nsrgb,r ElUs on "A charge or
stealing parcel from the mall at
stpuIpa The parcel contained a
riflo. and was being transferred with
other mail about the Frisco station.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22
PmRkiHUiIe Pdrdgrafs

The Tickvillt
town marshal has
traded the train
conductor out OF
"a long tail hlu,
C. oat and no vs.
WI ont hard1y
speak 20 the CONS
mon law break
rrg
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22

Count that day loet whose low dc
'Eccndlng sun
Seer, from Thy gun, no bullet I'm "a
HON
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22

Miss Flutie Relcher, our social but
tcrflv. has returned from the week
end at Bounding Blllows, whore she
met nice bacheln~
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22

Tomorrow The Scarlet van.
tCoryHsh' ions usorgs Matthew Alamsl
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22

To the lay mind u doesn't seem
that the German physician can nr
correct who saws that the crown
prince is suffering from mental
strain.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-08-22

away his crutches and renewed pie
subscription for another year,
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Efficiency

Efficiency.
/ Efficiency, efficiency.
Twas woudruus Won allow.
! We heard a lot about % when
Tho Huns began this row
ne was 20 guide TO victory
Hut pray, where ia ~ now
TWAS this Tcutonic mania
That sank 1hc luaNnla
/ Efficiency ran riot lu
The towns Of belgium.
IL was a power inyiuclhls.
tta horror held us dumh
! The kaiser balanced this ull world
Upon his roNal thumb
Efficiency IN irghtful wicn
Produced the pirate submarine
Efficiency bombed London and
Dcspoiled tho plains Of France.
Made Calorlea and substitutes
And left mo- thing To chance.
Rut now ts friends are overwhelmed
And wearing paper pants.
A boomerang by hatred looVt
EftlclenCy's come home 20 ruost
why is the weather bureau ul
ways wrong asks feminine
roudc
The weather bureau Ia not always
wrong It's bad news Is always cor
rect
Report pyg booucgplng has cu-
tlre'y gone out OF style Ia mounuin
states.
ON account Of the scarcity ot
ieathPt of COURSE. Not on account
0f scarcity of liquor,
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when the Swiss want holes made
In their cheese. au they have 10 do
Is 10 hang II up on the frontier