The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-07-20

private weakness TO a comparative
stranger.
Mr.. Holroyd smoked for a 6yirute.
then said "Ha, hai"
What the mischief are you Singer
INK ST." inquired his host.
Your curiosity, m'lord. You're ach-
lng 90 know how II cauld be done"
Il am" said Captain Kettle.
IL was In company with this queer
~adVenturer then hat Captain Kettle
found himself attempting TO make The
voyage from England to a certain sea
port on the continent OF Europe. To
his surprise he found himself stopped
at the onset. Whether IL was suspicion
~ TO his motive or official incapacity
he could not make out. But one thing
was certain: no permission was forth
coming within "a reasonable time TO
.Ieave the country.
Il always knew" he commented
that u Government Department takes
ten DAYS longer than n business Office
to answer an ordinary letter. but three
weeks IL too much. They don't say
we've go. TO stay AT home, They sim
ply SIT tight aud 10 nothing. oS N they
won't give proper leave, Wen 20 with
out rave. I've not been all nv life ut
sea without knowing sea roads rs
YOU haven't got any shirts OF Your
own. Mr Hoiroyd. Lady Kettle Will
lend you two az mine. and o can
have my other rortmanteau, and mind,
don't furget-thoSe ~
CAN them chemicals suggested Mr.
Holly Holroyd Most embracing
word. chemicals. | called moonlight
whisky that when | was brewing 1t on
the strict q. T. IN the Great Smoky
Mountains In North Carolina. And
Wen each carry one OF the popguns so
as 90 distribute the risk, as We insur-
ancc agents say. Those popguns are
rather the KEY TO the situation, Sir
owen. We couldh't replace them ln-
on the continent. also hope to The
Lord we don't get dropped ON with
them ON us. ! any OF the authorities
over yonder gol wise tu IA little game
there'd he q hanging In which we
Shouts both take a keen, personal m
terest'
Speak for Yourself said captain
Kettle sharply. Il don't ALLOW ANY
gogsle-eyed continental To- hang me,
I'm not talking through my hat. either
a lot have tried. II you1l excuse me
Tor a minute III just slip up end give
Arthur half a dose OF 'iorner's Perfect
Cure
1t is a pity hat Il gap must occur IN
the tale here. and that .he name OF
the steamboat that carried them, the
nationality OF the submarine that held
them up en- route, and most emphati-
cslly OF all. the name OF the river they
steamed up n ihe port they landed at
must all be vigorously censored. Cap
! ialp kaFfla pa.LaA hNa gluue NJ 4. naVrg
angle and looked with "A farmers eve
at the rich. NAT pasture lands beyond
the rivers bank as they s,eanied along.
and he wrote an ode Gin his mind TO
The local breed OF COW. Al tho quay he
paved second fiddle. as per arrange
ment. TO the famboyant Mr.. - llroyd
At a subsequent hotel he meekly sign.
ed his name with all the outward en-
signs OF shame) Professor owen
MY friend. the Pro fessor. and T.
Mr.. Holly Holroyd announced In that
nasal accent which does duty on the
Continent OF Europe for good United
States. the Professor and I are here
on a scientific investigation for the
good OF mankind and on behalf Of the
University of Tallahassee. Tennessee.
A nootral country 10 necessary for our
researches. We nave with US all the
necessary chemicals. but viii guaran-
tee they make no smell. Do l make
myself clearY"
Perfectly" said the 1andlord.,sxho
did not understand one word In ten.
"A private sitting room will bs extra.
Tut, tus!" said Mr.. Holroyd. "You
do not understand. man. We cannot
work together. We must have a pri-
waite sitting roo Apiece. aud twobed-
rooms, all OF course. ensuite."
The landlord perceived Inc dignity
Of his customers and his bows incrsas
ed. ! AVE Mt you service, sirs, our
AMBASSADORS suite On the fret etage."
We will try and make that do" Mr..
lfOiroyd condesCended. we were pre-
pared 10 be cramped when we came
here. In war time one puts up VS.
war quarters and war privations. 'F.,
expect even your Inner and wines u
be bad But hc quick now. W, have
business to do"
'h"d who demanded Caps.' .. Ket.
tie three minutes later. who d. YOU
suppose Is going 60 pay FOR a., thi'
useless splash won't
And I cant. most excellent. IN,
lord. Wen skip All right when th'
lime comes. But az the moment {
was necessary TO impress thu land
p lord He'd a most damnahle nshy eve
As IL ~, he'd never dream " puitinI
the police On Go the \ 1Ssssadors
suite
Hum said Captain KEYS, Don
you dream. my lad Of Ian 20 y = . Int,
anything more Ike this u 'Iout get
ting laAye beforehand. Nox on -vhici
part Of the river front B.. Bic cottoi
I landed"
search me. | kuow . more abou
r the place than the man = tho moon
b But after We have had ~ elaborate
luncheon and ~ mbled '-oause ther.
are 40 ortuians always We ortaianl
!, In Tallahassee, Professor = guess wei
r take In the town. Aren't Amurrieai
90 the hfe
p YOU sound HE an Euslishmnn WIN,
, mas spent one weekend In New York
And nov my lad what about thos,
precious chemicals Of yours Thl
place N bound 10 b" raided the mlnut,
Z we turn our backs. n / know HnythinI
b about continental cities
You're right, miord. all the dime
I've brought along a special set OF 90.
scure chemicals aud baoteriologica
p specimens FOR than To mud For IN,