South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-05-05
MSHAWAKA NEWS

dollars a quart for ticker they used
to sell for three dollars "A barrel.
And the man who would pay eight
dollars "A quart for it evidently loves
ticker like a little pickaninny loves
mothers milk.
The lord mayor OF Dublin will
probably land in Washington in
time To ascertain that every man
who shoots at the English uniform
and the British flag at this time
looks like a German to US. Nothing
doing.
We were invited to speak before
the Kiwanis, at its weekly lun-
cheon, out were compelled TO de-
cline owing to our inability to keep
our mind on the main question in
any such environment as that in
which pretty women sin and play
every Wednesday.
The notwithstanding girl who
seems about to drop from exhau-
ton after walking seven steps can
dance from s p. m. until $3.50 a. m.
without more than a minutes in
PERMISSION and roar because the
festivities can't go on for the bal
ance of the week.
A Philadelphia lady says mar
| riage is not a jumping off place.
Judging from the number of di-
vorces that are being sued for in
this country a good many people
are trying TO find a jumping out
place about it.
One egg sold at auction for $152
in q Missouri town at Red Cross
/ blowout Rather unusual i'm April.
but for awhile last winter some
scoundrels in Chicago had us think
] ing every day for d month that they
would beat that record.
! Miss Edna Rankin. Jennie's sis
ter, wants TO come to congress from
/ Montana when Jennie lands in the
senate. We are compelled TO in.
| form Edna that Jennie has made it
pretty hard for any lady, much less
sister. to come to congress from
Montana.
There is one respect in which the
governor of California, whoever he
/ may be, is human, even If he is a
! republican. He resents the Off
ciOus and censOrious activity of out
siders who know nothing about the
| Mooney case who are advising him.
Champ Clark declines the Mis-
souri, senatorship. Champ prayed
/ over the senatorship and meditated
upon il. He must have come to
the conclusion that the political sit
uation in Missouri is loaded. And
as a matter of fact we are afraid
| it is.
! After a green New York police
man has heroed it for three days,
/ he drops the camOuf and figures
what he can put over on an enemy.
/
For the benefit of those who seek
to deprive Mishawaka of its due
proportion of democratic court
house officials, we may state I'm or
der to prevent any attacks of heart
I failure, that the Old town is going
to give its candidates such tremen-
! dous majorities Tuesday that Will
ensure their election over any and
all republicans who may have the
| temerity To run against them at the
fall elections.
The kaiser had six husky sons
when this here war BEGUN. ard he
will have six husky sons when this
( here war is done. We do not know
! the names OF all the husky kaiser
lings we might have known them
| but there are some more important
things. Two million Germans have
gone dead (and we approve OF that
/ to keep the husky kaiserlings all
safe where they are at. There are
/ a million cripples crawling round
/ the fatherland ~ the Raiserlings
each have two legs and arms: now
amt that grand? The kaise-'s SOL
/ diers sleep IN mud beneath wars
sullen sky, the kaiser's sons sink to
soft dreams in their four posters
high. Those six sons are the SAT-
est sons in the war lands today,
they do not have to go on guard or
get in the ARRAY, they do not have
to hold a trench or prowl in No
Mans land. they do not have 20
tighten up their belts: now amt
that grand? Still, we don't think
we'd care TO be one of the kaiser's
sons; day OF reckoning will dawn
and the six useless ones will have
TO pay in blood and tears for all
the tears and blood; for men who
gasp and choke and die. their faces
in the mud. The German people
will awake some morning from their
trance, and all at once the kaiser
Will find out his name is pants. We
would not be the kaiser's sons
when this shall come about: there
will be flaring light at night. and
rifle crack and shout. and princes
will be hunted up and down and
near and far; and will be stamped
into the ground like vermin that
they are. The kaiser in some cor
ner will at last be brought TO bay,
his rat teeth barred in fear and hate.
then will the hunters slay. And
kaiSprinp will he no ro1Ore and war