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Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-04

anyone will come to Marion
County, where | have lived all
my life, and get affidavits of
twelve reputable, high-class men.
democrats or republicans, lawyers
or laymen, that my character
and qualifications are not good,
| will plead guilty.
| do not make this statement in
a boasting way. but to show my
sincerity, thinking that this ought
to be fair test.
| am informed that the op-
position declares that | will not
carry Marion County. Now for
the purpose of testing their sim
cerity and good faith. purpose:
That in the event they will enter
into a similar agreement, | will
make bond for an amount equal
to the Judge for his full term of
office, binding myself that if |
lose Marion County, and am e.
elcted in the District, | will de-
cline to qualify, in the event my
distinguished opponent will agree
that if he loses Marion County
to do likewise.
| have intimations that there
are those who seem to feel that
it is their duty to suggest to 9TH
ers as to how they should vote,
who are preparing to launch a
vigorous campaign against my
election. If there are such, i
shall make no effort to change
their policy, because | shall sub
NIT my case to the masses of the !
honest, thinking, upright people, |
and desire that that their votes
represent their true sentiment.
| desire that those who do not
think it for the public good that
| be elected, vote for my oppon-
ent. | have no patience with
the idea that offices are created
for the benefit of those who hold
them. No man should be elected
to an Office because of personal
friendship, or influences of any
character, except that he be the
better man for the place.
| shall conduct my campaign
on a high plane and ask for sup
port upon my own merits, with
out defamation of, or bitterness
toward, my opponent. If can
not win upon a high plane, shall
accept defeat.
| have no selfish motive in
seeking this Office, for as pointed
out by some of my personal
friends, if governed by selfish
reasons, | would neither seek or
the office. | seek the pos
ition because | feel that | might
accomplish more and be more USE
full there than where | am. If
elected, | shall have one purpose
only, and that will be: To ad-
the law without partiali-
ty, prejudice and favoritism, and
to do justice between man and
man.
If there are those who would
expect me to be tyranical and ap-
ply the harsh rules of the law in
every case and especially to un-
fortunate youths, who come
trembling to the Bar of Justice,
charged with minor offences, who ,
nave not had proper home train
ng, they should vote against me.
shall always temper Justice
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-04
CIifty.
SbeCi1I!o fHr He7Us,

SbeGaI!o fht Ntaos.
Miss Marie Gott, who is attending
school at Bristol, is spending few days
with hom"folks.
Glad to see piece from West Vir-
glnia last week as we are acquain Ced
with the writer.
Luther Reagan left today for Camp
Gordon, and believe me, wa sdre will
miss him, but our loss is Uncle Sam s
gain.
Miss Nancy Anderson, of Crossville,
is visiting Miss Nell G'Neal.
Lowery Irwin, of Orme, is visiting
his brother, Easten Irwin.
Luther Harris, son of Mr.. and Mrs. J &.
#, Harris, who enlisted in the army a
few months past, is now in England.
Misses Willie Officer, Mozelle Reeves
Marie Gott, Emma Moore and Nell o.
Neal were dinner guests of Mrs. j. D.
Smith sunday.
Geo. C'Neal, who has been i'll with
paralysis, is improving,
Miss Nancy Anderson, spent Sunday
night with Miss Mattye Reagan.
Louie Rogers and Miss Rachel Brad
bury were united in the holy bonds of
matrimony, March >.
Uncle Lige Lewis and daugh ter, Miss
Mary. m0tored to town Monday, and
did some shopping.
II. II. Turner moved to Eastland one
dav last week
Misses Mertie and Josie Burgess at
tended the dance at John fuckers Sat
urdav night.
DR., w. Il. Young of Nash hyille, spent
the week here on business.
Chuck & Imp.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-04
CUT THIS QUIT is WORTH MONEY

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this
slip, enclose with FIVE cents to Foley
e. Co., 2S35 Sheffield Ave-, Chicago,
Ill writing your name and address
clearly You will receive in return a
trial package containing Foley's Hon
ey and Tar Comround for coughs,
colds. and Group. Foley Kidney Pills
and Foley Cathartic Tablets. Sold ev-
erywhere.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-04

Jas. W Payne, Med. Inf,
Dept. 8, Camp Johnson, Jackson
vile, Fla, has his subscription
renewed thru our agent at Whit
well, Miss Bull.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-04
MAKES APPEAL
TO CITIZENS
Hon. John T. Raulston En-
ters Actively Into Race for
Judgeship of Eighteenth
judicial District.

| take this method of announc,
ing to the people of Marion Coun.
ty my candidacy for Judge of
the Circuit Court for the Eight
eenth judicial Circuit of Tennes-
see. | feel that | am personally
known to practically every voter
of Marion county, and that any.
thing that might be said of my
personal or professional life,
would not afford information to
the most of you. You know of
my struggles from early life,
of the adverse conditions with
which | have been confronted,
and of my faults and mistakes
(and virtues. if any | have)
Since beginning the practice of
my profession, have endeavor-
ed to employ the same rules of
industry and integrity in con-
nection Herewith, that | used
when working on the farm for
small wages.
However, for the information
of those living in adjoining coun-
ties within the Districr, who may
read this announcement, | will
say:
| was born and reared on the
farm in one of the rura districts
of Marion County, and before at
tainino my majority, worked on
the farm and attended the public
schools. | was a member of a
large family, and the means of
our family were very much limit
ed, and | was thrown upon my
own resources to obtain an edu-
cation. From year to year, |
taught school, and thus earned
money with which to attend COL
lege. In 1896, Twas admitted to
the Bar, and have since been ac-
ii, ely engaged in the practice of
law.
In politics, | am republican,
but have never been an offensive
partisan, and | enter this race as
a non-partisan candidate. And
| pledge myself, if elected, to do
no official act, during my term of
office, by which any person could
know that | had ever been affilia-
ted with any political party. |
heartily believe in the separation
of the Judiciary from politics,
and believe that no man should
be elevated to the Bench because
of his political activity. To the
contrary, judicial officers should
be selected wholly because Of |
their peculiar fitness ant qualifi-
cations for the office.
There are three important
points to be considered in the Sc
lection of a Judge:
FIRST. Character.
SECOND. Business qualifica-
ions to conduct the Courts in an
economical way.
THIRD. Legal attainments
No man should be promoted to
this high position, if he be defic-
ent in either. AS to whether or
not possess these qualifications,
n such degree as to render me
eligible to this office, | most re-
'pectfully refer this question to
you. For the information of
hose who do not know me how
'ver, / will say.
If the opposition charge that
I'm not properly qualified, YOU
nav challenge the charge for me
n this manner:
When a man is arraigned in
he Courts upon a charge, he is
to have his case heard be-
ore twelve of his peers, and is
to have a voice in the
election of this jury. | will be
nore liberal than the law is in
hat connection, and say, that if
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-04
PROMINENT MAN
OF MARION
Sketch of Life-Work of JOS
eph E. league, Deceased,
Leading Farmer and
Banker.

WHITWELL, Tenn. March
28.-Among the deaths of prom
inent citizens of Marion county
occurring during the month OF
March, was that of Joseph Ed
ward league, which occurred
from that dread aff1iction cancer,
at his beautiful country home
near Looney's Creek, three miles
east of Whitwell, Thursday,
March Ia, 1918. Mr. league was
one of the most prominent bus
mess men Ct the county, and left
an impress upon its interests in
many ways. He was thoroly
good business man, and a splend-
id financier, and his counsel and
assistance was widely sought.
He was one of the incorporators
of the Bank of Whitwell, a lead
ing banking institution of the
valley, and served as director
and a valued one-from its in
corporation up to his death.
Seldom did he miss a directors
meeting, and his absence from
their deliberations will be sorely
missed by his associates in bank
ing circles. While it was known
at the annual meeting of the
stockholders of the bank that he
could not long survive the insld-
ious disease that was breaking
him down, thru a feeling that
honor should be accorded an hon
orable man, they reelected him
a member of the board of direc-
tors, and the cashier of the bank,
J. r. Morgan, was instructed to
write him a letter advising him
of his re- election, and extending
the sympathy of the stockholders
and his fellow officials in his af-
Fiction.
He was born in this county on
August 8, 1852. first seeing the
light near his former home at
Looney's Creek, at time when
that section was not so we'll set
tied as it is now. When about
18 years of age he was converted
and joined the Methodist Episco-
pal Church at Looney's Creek.
He followed closely the princi
pies of his religious belief, living
a consistent christian life, and
his home was the home of all
wearied preachers who chanced
to ride the circuit" or be in the
vicinity. The latchstring was
ever on the outside to the mem
bers of the cloth, who were ever
welcomed heartily both by him
self and family. Nor were they !
the only sharers of his hospitality |
for all who approached his home
were accorded equally as open
hearted welcome. /
He was married twice, first to
Miss Margaret Hooper, of Brad
ley county, in 1878, who died,
and again in 1892 to Miss Lawie
who survives him.
Children surviving him, nine in
are as follows: Mrs. j.
II. Barker, Mrs. W. A. Barber.
and Mrs. l.. G. Richards, Misses
Claytie, Bertha, Joe and Mabel
league. and Master Edward
league, all residing in and near
Whitwell, and Mrs. Vance Barker
If South Pittsburg. Mrs. Geo.
5. Smith, of Cedar Spring. is a
sister.
He was kind and indulgent
'ather, and loved his home and
Is inmates devotedly. Nothing,
n his estimation, was too good
or the loved ones who made
,ome brighter for him.
AS farmer he was leader in !
lis community. and thoroly sue
essful. He was a progressive, !
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1918-04-04

Gene ketner, of that beautiful
precinct known as Ketner's
Mill, was here Tuesday. Mr..
ketner says that wheat is look
ing SPLENDID all over the county,
but he doubts if there is the Is
per cent. increase in acreage,
which is claimed.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08
NOTICE 10 COAL DEALERS

Sealed bids will be received by the
undersigned until Tuesday June nth
1918 at . O'Clock A. NJ for the furnish
ing Of coal to the pumping station OF
tawa, Illinois as follows;
2000 tons of Slack more or less, or
moo tons of Nut, more or less, or
2Gjl tons of Mine Run, more or less.
Prices are requested in either OF The
wo ways
First, to be delivered and weighed
at pumping station,
Second, T. o. Is. ears Ottawa, either
OF switch tracks Of Rock Island K K
near pumping station, or switch track
of &. Is. n q. west OF pumping station
Contract to date June Is, 1918. and
run for one year
A certified check Of 10 per cent ot
the amount Of bid must accompany
each bid The successful bidder VIII
be required to furnish bonds for the
faithful performance of contract.
The right Is reserved to reject any
or all bids.
W. W. CURTIS,
City Clerk
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08
Ivory Photograph Needles.

The phonograph stylus of vegetable
ivory has decided advantage over the
Old wooden needle, the usefulness Of
which is finished when ii has played
one record. The ivory point will stand
the wear Of six records, then when IL
has been filed over the beveI end can
be used on six more. The vegetable
ivory II produced by n Central and
South American growth, the phyiele.
phas palm, which produces large elus-
ters Of seeds
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

last, you Imagine you know where
they are?'
Yes
LaredO's hands clenched at the an.
swer. saw mis- eyes blink in nvolun-
tary contraction. Yet, the next in.
slant he shrugged, and the faint smile
came back to his thin lips, pressed
close together.
Where, senor?" 1t was ques.
lion, challenge.
In the least likely to be suspected.
and therefore the most probable
place." said Dual. The place OF
which you are thinking
He rose from his chair. THE place
at which YOU are looking, Laredo
In a stride he had reached the bed.
II was of brass; one OF those nodded
affairs, with head and foot posts fully
five inches in diameter. massive in APP
pearance, yet hollow. Without 4
glance in our direction Dual laid hold
OF the top cap on the foot post beside
which he stood and began TO un'
screw ii.
I.aredos control vanished he
gasped The look of corneretl fox
leaped into his face.
You cursed devil" he cried
hoarseIy. His hand darted swiftly in
side The left breast OF his coat and
came back with something short and
sinister and as yenomous in its way a.
The fang OF snake. He swept il out
and around and
Dayton acted.
Standing nearest the Mexican, he
saw and hurled himself upon him.
His powerful hand closed in numb.
ing grip ON The slender brown wrist
of the other. He forced ii downward
and inward till the fingers OF its hand
loosened their hold Oh the Weapon
and it clattered TO the floor.
GRO BE CONTINuED)
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

The largest graphite mines in ,he
world ana those producing the best
grades OF graphite are in Ceylon, and
there are also important deposits in
Mexico and Chosen. In the making uf
erucibles graphite is combined with
clay, and the best clay for this purpose
was formerly obtained in Bavaria, in
which country are also graphite mines,
but producing grades distinctly infe-
gior to those that are mined in Ceylon.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08
Classified Advertising

Advertisements will be inserted In
this column not exceeding five lines.
three :imes, 25c; one week soc. Each
line over five. l0c per week addition.
al. All advertisements in this col.
umn must be paid in advance. No
advertisement will be inserted in this
column for less than 25c.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

When an idea Is vague people don't
care about It. and when II IS clear
they quarrel about II. Yet those who
have danced and sung with the COM
muniiy report IL new aud hearty quail
ity of Joy In the ritual And they have
the human data. as we skeptics have
not New York Evening Telegraph.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

FOR SALE-We have two small
tracts within the city limits Of
Ottawa, consisting OF about | acre
on North side without improvements
equal to about 7 lots suitable for
poultry and vegetable raising. can
be had for 100000 per lot. The owner
is a nonresident and wants to sell
The other tract consists Of 10 to IL
acres with small house on West side
Both of these would sell as lots for
double the price we are asking Bet
ter look into this! j. o. Harris Il
Son. Telephone SEW.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08
Southbound.

Sonthbound cars leave ottawa sta,
ton for Mckinley Park, Grand Ridge
and Streator. In
A. M so, ESQ, $50, 1850,
p. M.--1;5O $40, $50, 500, 1900.
a Marseilles and intermediate points
b Marselles, Morris, Seneca and In.
termediate points
C Princeton and intermediate polnt1
d Ladd and intermediate points.
Princeton-Ladd and intermediate
points.
I La Sale and intermediate points.
Daily except Sunday
k Daily except Sunday,
m LA Sale Sundays and holidays only.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

Every time man trades horses he
expects to get the best Of it--yet he
knows the chances are about 100 to
against him.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

AGENTS-M and women. big de-
mand for patriotic pictures. We
have q styles in beautiful colors.
Descriptive circular FREE King
Pub. Co.. III North Market street,
Chicago.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

A girl keeps her relatives in the
background during tourtship, but
they always come to the 'front.' after
marriage.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

Remorse is good deal like a wood
en- leg helps man on his way, but
he can see where he'd be happier
without II.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

A girl always tests her first en-
gagement ring by trying to write her
name on a pane OF glass.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08
Westbound.

Westbound cars leave Ottawa sta.
ton for Chautauqua Park, Starved
Rock. Utica, La Sale, Peru, Spring
Valley. Ladd, De Pue, Bureau, Prince.
ton. in
A. M.-d5:10k, 5:50c, $500, $500.
$500, l0;50d, 12:0jc
p. M.-1:5Oc, $500. $500. $500,
65om, 7;50c, 10:0jc, 11:35f
Cars arnve from east ut 650g p.
m, 1912 a. m.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

FOR SALE-Good farm north and one
south of Ottawa, well improved
price right. Also fine dairy and
grain farm within easy distance Of
Chicago w. B. Pussy, Real Estate
Claus Bldg, Main street.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

An elaborate tombstone and con
tested will make the only notoriety
wealth brings to some men.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

When one gin meets anotL, he
Invariably repeats the conNefsauuJ
she had with the last young man she
met.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

Every man intends 10 have his own
likely to overrule his intentions.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

soft answer may turn away
wrath but there are times when one
derives more satisfaction from calling
n man a liar. ---.---.-------.---------
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

A clock keeps right on working
when if goes on trike; thus it gets
the bulge on a man.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

Til. trvus'e with some men is that
they seem to think they are entitled
to a months vacation every time they
work an hour.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

People who travel on the downward
path seldom provide themselves with
Y return ticket.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08
CASH FOR OLD FALSE TEETH

CASH FOR OLD FALSE TEETH
Don't matter if broken. | pay $3.50
to $1,000 per set, also cash for old
gold, silver platinum, dental gold and
old gold jewelry VIII send cash BY
return mail and will hold goods 10
days for senders approval of my price
Mail to L. Mazer, poor s. 9Th St, Phila
delphia, Pa.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

What a noiseless world this would
be IL women were as quiet all the
time as they are when 1t comes to
telling their age. -.-.....--
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

No, Cordelia. IL isn't the proper
thlng to eat prunes with pruning
knife.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

one never knows how foolish some
men can act until they break into the
new-lather class.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

A horse liz no good until he's well
broken, but IL Ii different with auto
mobiles.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

The man behind the gun Is all
right-if he doesn't invite you to hold
w Jo"i hahass ------------.----- - -
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

Many man who wouldn't make
wife Of his cook makes cook of his
wife.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08
GENTLE JABS

r. GENTLE JABS 'ss ~
f.apland is The country for small
children
Some OF the most eloquent sermons
are wordiess.
Family jars are never used in pre-
serving peace.
No, Alonzo, spot cash isn't always
spotless cash.
Never Judge women and cigars by
their wrappers.
Divorce pulls the feathers from the
wings of love.
Chronic complaining doesn't make
hard lot softer
Offering TO bet that you are right is
Il poor argument.
A tight mar and loose dog are
| equally dangerous.
Some people marry for love and re-
main married for spite.
Experience teaches us how to make
other kinds OF mistakes.
It's case of loves labor lost I'M
less it gets into the union.
There is nothing quite so uninterest.
Ing AS Il human monograph.
It's all well enough to believe In
fate--if you keep on hnstling.
A poor man should be polished, for
hc receive many hard rubs.
A man can drink himself tighter
than woman can lace herself.
.----~--~~--
Don't think because corporation
aas no soul that it il on its uppers.
Women either love or hate, there's
no happy medium in their affections.
Many men remain bachelors be-
! cause they associate with married
men.
It's wonderful how smart woman
can make man think she thinks
he is.
Many man who wouldn't make
wife Of his cook makes cook of his
wife.
No. Cordelia. IL isn't the proper
thlns to eat prunes with a pruning
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08
MISCElLANE OUS.

FOR SALE-Old papers, clean and
folded. Tied up in l0c packages Call
at Free Trader-Journal Office.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

It's wonderful how smart woman
can make man think she thinks
he Is.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08
MISCELLANEOUS

DIR. f. A. KELLY, OTTAWA. ILL.
1925 Columbus st. Phone 225-Y.
Silver fills 7jc to 81. Porcl. crowns,
SIS Gold crowns S. to IS. Plates s. to
$40 All work guaranteed first class
Office hours a. m. to 1880 p. m.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

WELLS FARGO EXPRESS TO ALL
POINTS.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

Many men remain bachelors be-
cause they associate with married
men.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08
FOR SALE
LOTS
FARMS.

FOR SALE--Twelye acres within
easy walking distance Of business
center very best quality of soil Es-
pecially desirable for market garden
ing and poultry raising. Can be had
at bargain. Don't wait too long if
you want it. j. o, Harris h Son.
Telephone 957W.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

EVERY DAY FARES.

81 - round trip. 90 one wa. Re-
turn trip limited to ten days.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

Phone agents for full Information
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08
WANTED

WANTED-A boy 10 years of age or
over to work in printing office.
Apply Free Trader-J0urnal.
WANTED-At new Illinois Central
railroad bridge, carpenters and form
builders, long job. wages $500 per day,
ten hours, pay every Saturday night
Bring your tools. Bell phone 443Kun-
kakee. The Gould Construction Co.
WANTED-Sales ladies at once. Won.
der Store, 230 Madison st.
WANTED for general house
work in family of Two Mrs. A. r.
HerzOg. Telephone G30-R.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08
ALWAYS BUY TICKETS AND SAVE
MONEY.

Fares to Chicago, III, Va Joliet, Ill.,,
and Chicago n Joliet Electric Rail.
way
EFFECTIVE JUNE u, 1913.
$500 round trip sll5 one way
Return trip limited to len
days
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

FOR RENT Residence. +. Ottawa,
S25, south side, $25; and a Groom
house with gas. electric light water
and toilet, $3.50 w. B. Pusey, l23
Main street, Claus Bldg.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

FOR RENT-Two or three rooms,
with or without light housekeeping
conveniences, Modern. Inquire G23
Illinois avenue
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

Women either love or hate, there's
no happy medium in their affections.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

Don't think because corporation
aas no soul that it il on ts uppers.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

A man can drink himself tighter
than 4 woman can lace herself.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1918-06-08

Zap land is The country for small
children.