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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-10-09
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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-10-09
WANTS o. s. no HAVE MONEY.

WANTS. y. s. 10 HAVE MONEY.
Albuquerque, N. NJ, Oct. s.-Be-
cause he did mot care to accept from
the government money which could
better be used in winning the war
Charles Scottillo, an Italian, so years
old, has requested the county draft
board here for permission to return ia
the government Its part Of the allot-
ment given him in return for thu
services his son is rendering America
on the firing line in italy.
Scottillo says he Is willing to accept
the SIS q month that represents his
sons contribution to his maintenance,
but he does not wish to take the half
that Uncle Sam Is Offering. The aged
Italian has just learned that his boy
u fighting side by side with Italian
soldiers near his former home. not far
from tho Austrian frontier.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-10-09
N0RTHDAK0TA
HAS LISTED
NJ. l59,599 MEN
Only a Handful of Original
Registrars Remain Avail
able for Military Duty.

Bismarck, N. D., Oct. s.-North
Dakota has to date registered for Sc
lective service 159,599 men. OF these
67.102 signed up June 5, 1917; 6,31O
were registered with the FL classes
in 1918 and S6.1s7 were listed in the
general registration Of September 12.
OF the 73,412 men registered prior
to September ~. there remain avail
able for full military service only g.
ATS. and 80 per cen of this number, of
1920, have already been called for
service and will entrain this month.
BY counties, a tabulation just COM
pleted by the adiutant generals Office,
shows the following registration: T.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-10-09
Northwestern Neus

fruits and other canned goods. These
requests have no connection with the
federal food administration whatso-
ever, and this Office desires it to be
known that no further requests will
be made, and that householders are
free to use these canned goods, pre-
serves and jellies as they choose"
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-10-09
KILLED WHILE SOLDERING TANK

Valley City, N. D., Oct. As For
mer County Commissioner John
Kretchmer was soldering a gasoline
tank at his farm near Oriska there
was an explosion and his son, Joseph
Edward Kretchmer, who was helping
him, was instantly killed; being al
most blown~to pieces: The elder man
escaped with injuries.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-10-09
R IN N r

Bismarck, N. D.. Oct. s.-Dr. H. o.
been commissioned a first lieutenant
in the medical officers reserve corps.
DR.. Rudd is the third member of this
firm to be sc honored. DR.. A. IN.
Fisher was commissioned a captain
several weeks ago and has been on
duty for some, time at Camp Dodge,
while Dr.. w. M. Roam recently re-
ceived a first l~ieutenant's commits
sion.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-10-09
MAYoR DoNs OyERATLS.

Seattle, Wash, Oct. 9.-Ole Hanson,
mayor Of Seattle, purchased a Liberty
bond with the other employees Of the
Seattle North Pacific shipyard. Several
weeks ago the mayor, in answer to a
call for more men. donned overalls
and went to work on a night shift 1t
the yards.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1918-10-09

F you've never worn Society Brand Clothes you
= are due for a new experience. They remain presentable long after
other clothes have lost their shape because the style is tailored into every
garment by hand. Your first Society Brand Suit will convince you that
it's waseMl to pay less for clothes not up to our excellence of tailoring.
The label is our pledge to you of unqualified satisfaction.
Write for the Style Book and see the distinguished effects hatyo uan eth for Fall and Winter
ALFRED DECKER & COIN, Maker
h1Ma SOCIETY BRAND CLOTHES United
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19
The Snakier Sort

AT the instigation of the official Hun clothing department, Ger
man newspapers urge the populaee to go barefooted-
In tins country, shoes have just been classed as essentials.
The straits to which the Teuton is being put to promote the war
are extreme. Sacrifices. as We know il, cannot compare with what
forms the major part of every Germans every day life.
The wolf of starvation is shifting at the Hun door. Only stint
ing. TO and beyond the point of prvation, keeps him at bay.
Yet IN one American city, two bakers recently chose the alterna-
tive Of closing shop for a period of days specified by the Food Inspec.
tor, rather than pay a fine to the Red Cross, for improperly proper
tionng their bread.
First they violate rulings vital TO the welfare of our boys abroad,
then, given a choice, these fine specimens unblushingly select the
anpatriotie way to make good"
Though not quite in the same category, we might say such
conduct Is, in its puerie way, much like adding treason to sedition
The difference is not great The treason represents a coupling of
physical belhgerent demonstration to disloyal utteranee. The baker
method was merely the sneaker, snakier, sort of treachery.
Can any community countenance acts of this kindf Shall the
perpetrators be permitted to continue operation Of their business
entefprsesf Will they have the patronage Of loyal dealer or patri
oHc consnmerf
americans are not asked much material sacrifice. We are
scarcely commercially and commodicaly Inconvenience by this war
As yet
Give up gladly the things that win help to win il. And lei, :
make life Hell for the grabiteer Stacker while we make the world safe
nom aufoeracy, plntoeracy and all the other toeraciesl Whersver
}u see ; hogs head-hit 1T
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19
Names Is Names.

Names Is Na1ncS.
l. C. Redd Is in Jail at Tacoma.
Wash.
Our Daily Special.
You Should Also Be Thankful For
What You Don't Get.
Luke McIIuke Says
A woman says thai h Is keeping
boarders when what she really means
is that the boarders are keeping her.
A man new says much about the
500 he owes some other fellow. But
he makes a lot OF fuss over the 81
some other fellow owes him.
Any fathead can make a parrot
talk. But 1t takes a brave man to
make a woman quit talking.
A lazy man gets a lot of comfort
out of the adage that the race is not
always to the swift.
A poker face fools many a man.
The fellow with the AGA expression
who looks like there was nobody
home may be holding a full house.
There are times when a ~henpecked
husband would almost give his right
eye to be able to tell his wife Just
what he thinks OF her.
Men are not very observant. And If
a fellow can tell you the color of a
girls eyes you might as we'll make up
your mind what you r going to buy
him for a wedding present.
Preaching doesn't do any harm
The trouble is that so few of US are
willing to practice when We get
through preaching.
When She begins to notice that He
has pimples on His neck. and He be-
gins to notice that She has tux on
Her upper lip, the Honeymoon goes
out in the back alley and drinks a dol
lars worth of carboiic acid.
A married man might not bet that
tomorrow will mn But he will bet
that IL tomorrow Toes come he will
find a wad of his wtfe's hair in the
comb when he starts to dress in the
morning.
1t only takes a boy baby about a
year to learn how to put his foot in
his mouth. But 1t takes some of them
so years to break themselves OF the
habit.
A hilum heroine announces that too
many OF the girls of today are fat
busted. Yes. dearie. and too many OF
the modern men are that-a-way. too.
A girl gets almost as sore If you
rubber at. her as she does II you do
not pay any attention to her.
What has become of the oid-fash-
toned dude who used to pay a dime
for a boX of paper collars YER Sad
friday night? Them was the happy
days.
You nave often mel q man VINO
didn't wait until he was broke before
he decided to mend his ways. haven't
you? Neither have we.
As the Summer advances the bot
tom of the skirt and the top of the
waist seem to be drawing closer and
closer to a girls Mason and Dixon
Line. 1t is a good thing that Summer
doesn't last long.
A man gets mad all over when
some fellow gets ahead of him when
he Is Next" in a Barber Shop. But
Il Is different when he ts Next IN q
| Dentists Waiting Room.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19
Today We Celebrate

Birthday of the Suffrage Movement.
Seneca Falls, N. Y, although but
the merest speck on the map of the
Empire state. may In time become a
shrine for feminine pilgrims from all
over the world, for 1t was there that
the woman suffrage movement was
born. Today marks the sixty-eighth an
niversary of the first woman's rights
convention, which was held in the
home of Henry Brewster Stanton and
Elizabeth Clay Stanton in the village
of Seneca Falls. The meeting was call
ed by Mrs. Stanton, but her husband,
an anti slavery lecturer and Journal
list and afterward editor of the New
York Sun. was in full sympathy with
the movement. 1t Is noteworthy that
practically all of the early advocates
OF suffrage in America were also alb
olitionists. Among the few present
at the pioneer convention OF the cause
was Lucretia Mott. Matilda Joslyn
Gage. Susan b. Anthony and several
other pioneers In the movement
Following the little convention at
Seneca Falls, the votes for women cru
SADIE spread over America, and in
1850 a national convention was held
in Worcester, Mass. In 1868 the Man
chester National Society for Women's
Suffrage held the first convention of
its kind in England. In 1857 John
oluaTh Mill, the ceieDfAteu polltcal
economist and rational philosopher,
proposed a bill giving women parlia-
mentary suffrage in Great Britain,
but 1T was negatived by 1s6 against
70. In the United States. a suffrage
petition for a federal amendment CIV
ing the vote to women was introduced
in both houses OF Congress. but IL wa
not until 1882 that the first favorable
report on a suffrage amendment was
submitted by Z. @. Lapham, chairman
OF the house committee on woman
suffrage. When the fifteenth amend
ment was being discussed. Miss An
'thory. Mrs. Stanton and other suffra-
gtsts sought to add the word sex to.
the statement that the right to the
ballot must not be abridged" on &C
count OF race. color or previous CON
Hditionwof Bervitude." They failed in
this movement. but many women at
tempted TO cast votes. on the ground
that the fourteenth amendment, from
which the word male" had been
omitted. established their citizenship.
Mrs. irgfnia Miner of st. Louis car
rted the cas- to the United States
Supreme Court. and hat tribunal de-
cided against her In 1878.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19
Daily Horoscope

Murray Sulf ~, ASIos
(Copy...ht, 1918, By the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.)
This Is a most favorable day, &C
cording to the reading of the stars.
Mars, Jupiter, saturn and Mercury
are all in benefic aspect.
The stars presage great success
during this confguration for our army
and indicate that United States SOL
diers will make records of unusual
herolsm, the sign indicating mass
fame more than individual distinc-
ton. although many will perform
deeds that are extraordinary.
The planetary government under
which American fighters are TO go
into action in most will be con-
ductve to aggressive and daring
achievements.
Fol- this day Jupiter promises bene-
fit to merchants n bankers. Bro
kers also should be fortunate.
The stars foreshadow many new
and unusual industries that will bring
wealth to America
Saturn today foreshadows extremes
in the mining situation. Little
known minerals will bring great
much trouble in regard to fuel. Coal
mines have a sinister star in the as
cendant.
Mercury again seems to presage
gain through publicity and the en-
ployment of advertising methods in
extraordinary cases.
Neptune apparently gives warning
concerning oils and their by-products.
There may be a great scarcity of
gasoline, owning to some sort of gov
ermental ruling. The planet is in
an aspect that seems to forecast
much discussion concerning fats and
similar substances.
In this same aspect the seers see
sinister indications affecting food
supplies. and yet 1t is plain. they
say. that this country will not really
suffer through shortage that is seri-
Gus.
Again astrologers predict increase
of the birth rate and a great num-
Der of twins.
Persons whose birthdate it is have
h representation of an active and
prosperous year. It will be q time
to begin new enterprises.
Children born on this dav are likely
to be clever. Industrious and perse-
vering. These subjects OF Cancer are
usually successful in business.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19
Famous Women
Mary Falconberg.


Mary Falconberg was the third
daughter of Oliver Cromwell. and sec
ond wife of Thomas Viscount Falcon
berg. Bishop Burnet. characterized
her as "a wise and worthy woman,
who was more likely to have main
tanned the post OF protector than
either of her brothers," and, added
the Bishop, those who wore breeches
deserved ~petticoats better but IL those
in ~petticoats had been In brooches,
they would have held faster" After
the deposition OF Richard, of whose
lncapacity his sister was aware, she
'exerted herself In favor OF Charles III,
and is said to have contributed I'm a
great measure toward the restoration.
Her husband was sent TO the Tower
by the committee OF safety a short
time before the return OF Charles, in
whose favor he held q distinguished
place. Lady Falconberg was highly
respected for her deeds of charity.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19
Fire Alarm Boxes

z1-Raritan Copper Works
14-Anrket and Sheridan StreatM
s6-8mith Stree and Central r. r.
1e-Market and FIRST StreetA
1T-Madison Ave. mt Paterson 81
1s-Hlgh and Lewis StrestA
sk-Smith and High Streets.
1e-Nsw Brunswick v and New II
17-Smith and state Streets
s3-Atlantic Terra Gotta Works
ls-Buckingham Ave and Hartford 81
4bICommerce and Front Stresf&
estate and Washington SITS.
47-Hfgh and Washington StreetA
S4-Stats St and Buckingham Ava
B6IParker ST. and Pulaski ave-
6e-Hail Ave. and Charles Sd.
E7-Stats ana Wayne StreetA
ss@Near United Lead WorkA
saEWashington and First streets.
e3-Nsw Brunswick Ave and Elm 81
s4-smifh Street AID Watson Ava
sB-Commeres and state Streets.
72AFront and Smith 6tresrA
T3-Water and 0ordon Stresta
7s-Kearny Ave and Gordon Street.
61-Brace and Hanson AvenocA
s1-Smithi and Herbert Streets
Ss-Nsar City Hospital.
STANDBY Ave and washington St
S4-LehiGh Ave. and Stanford street
s6-NeRr City Hospital
s4-NeFille and Johnsfone streets
ee-Clsvelana q BrAce AFenueA
kT-Amboy and Hall
s1-Amboy ~ ana Anzlee street
e3-LaWrence Nud tr4nela tffeetA
sS1t-6mith Street ana Cenrr&z - =
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19
Interesting Discovery.

The Roman occupation OF England
was recalled by a discovery made q
few days ago at Stalbddge. DORSET.
Working In his garden. a man dug up
a skeleton. Examining II he found II
to be in a perfect state OF preserva-
ton. the teeth being quite sound In
the mouth was q coin bearing the In
scription IT CAesnr Augustus.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19
The Path of Glory
1sGAe paths of glory lead but to the grave"

IkIhe paths of glory lead but to the grave"
~&N<chat, written years and years ago, is as true this day as it was
when Gray penned the words.
The aviator makes his first fight. He brings down to earth his
hrsf Hun. He achieves his fifth victory high in the air and becomes
an ace He flies aloft again and again to gain information for his
brothers in arms and to blind the "eyes' of the enemy. He becomes
a super-ace, king of the air, and-"the paths of glory lead HIM
TO the grave"
The Yank in khaki goes over the top, empties the Hun trench
OF foemen, and the American line is moved toward Berlin lust so
much nearer. He goes across No Mans Land again and presses or
he waits IN his trench through a torrent of artillery fire and repels
the German attack. And then some day, some of them 90 IN along
the paths of glory to their graves.
Private Gresham, the first Yank to tread those paths IN French
soal, and Private Guyton, the first Yank to go to his death on German
soil. but lead the way through those fields of glory to graves hon.
ored, and graves which never will be forgotten. Until the Hun is
beaten down this procession of heroes will continue in unending and
ever increasing numbers.
For it is true:
The paths of glory lead but to the grave"
SO do all other paths lead. to the grave. The towards path leads
70 the grave-ah hnhonored grave; and the traitors path ends at
the graye-a dishonored grave.
It's because all paths lead to the grave that they who are cour-
ageous OF heart seek rather the pathway of glory and follow it to
the end. 1t is On such graves that the very foundation of liberty and
freedom and justice is erected. 1t is of such lives that great nations
are born, and great nations endure.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19
HUH

Otto B. Schott of K~nicksville, Tenn,
isn't a Hun. But IL he were we would
agree that he Is properly named.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19
Then 1t Happened.

Then 1t Happened.
81 wonder IL you couid7" mused the
Rummy. as he gazed at himself in the
mirror.
You wonder if you could what2"
demanded the Barkeep. as he grabbed
a baseball bat that was hidden back
of the bar.
why, IL two men started to argue
in a saloon. 1 wonder if you could say
that it Is a joint debate?" replied the
Rummy as he headed for the door.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19

Luke McLuke says the supply Of
Reuse is greater than the demand.
He might have added that about sew
Ell times out of ten an excuse IL an
elongated. twisted, coiled, hatfooted
and r~e-enforced plain lie.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19
Walt Mason's Ripping Rhymes
HELPING TO WIN

Breathes there a man with soul s. dead he never to himself
hath said. I'll dig up money, every chance. IL that will help our
boys in France If coin win help to SQUASH the Hun, I have, no
use for boarded NOR. The hat I've worn since '93 will do another
var o me; the shoes l bought three years ago win serve to bear
service stu 1 root for Uncle Sam at bat * come along and pass
the hat" It's hard to understand the skate who's schemfng early,
scheming late. to see how little he a give; he ought to be
him to unload. He backs and fills and huns and haws. and shoves
some pne through his jaws: Y dug up fifty cents last May; 1 can't
spare anything today" And he an face himself. that guy, who
ought to hunt a hole and die But in the long sad years to come
he'll find this world is out of plumb; he failed to whoop for liberty,
and while he lives Of earth he'll be a lonesome a S the yaHer dorg
that hangs around the city morgue Oh, we must give until it
hurts until we've soaked our Sunday shirts and when we've given
all W own, still strive to give another bone. II s
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19
Whoai

Whoai
An auto wheel once spoke to me:
I'm nut devoid OF feeling;
The constant hub-bub worries me,
And 1 have a tired feeling"
Luke McLuke.
Well. axle little counsel. then.
They'll tell you. I'll be bound,
You will not get 10 tired again
If you'll not rubber round.
Newark Advocate.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19
Nice.

"Soms girls can't reach the straps
In the cars" That's true. This
morning I let a very nice little girl
stand on my foot and hang onto my
coat button.-%Louisville Courier
Journal.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19
Tabloid War News.

Tabloid War News.
Sims
Incapacitates
Murderous
Submarines
Pershing
Enters
Rheims,
Scattering
Huns
In
Numbers
Galore
Ball Crank.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19

Tame Tahzs On Enses Hay ~ xa1s
NEW YORK TO PERTH AMBoY
days@:Sa Ssf0. zee. $500, ss6o. 1900.
II 1909 a. m: i1:eo moons s11sfe. a11s<A.
81 100. 1soo. s116 sI:so. a.oo. "a 90. $3.50.
ss0a s3:1k. st.oo. 4:0o. 4:40. s4.te. 500.
IS.1A sx3o. sS.s0 SstG q 800. s:ik $40.
estk sIsaA f:9o. ssoa. $500 SSH. soc
$50. lo:ee. iisoe p m: i1soo night;
1.oo - m
Sundays only aad the following Legal
s:ss. see. s:ee, s:ts i6:ae. Hoe a m;
11soe noons 1seo. eseo. es0o. zee, ssoo.
SOC. esso. T;2o, $500. ess0. ss10. 1os0o,
il:oo. Ia:oe night; i:oo a m
PERTH AMBox TO NEW ToaK
Daily except Sundays and Legal Hoa-
t1Ays-.1e. e-0& es1G essk sGsA8 fs1A
s1:6S l:ks. SOS. 1es0& 11s0k. si1:ss a
fs0k. s1:3k. IS :oa sea ss:89. s:3G sa:sa
4sse. 6:1k. st as. e.o&. sss25. $50. sT.s0,
gsto. ss:i4 ss;6e. s:oA $50. 1850.
1lise0. 1i-eo. p mAs AZ 90 night
sundays only ana the followfng Legal
Holidays-lMay SO, July I and Sept -.
1909. SEQ. sac. s.eh 1850. Iesse. Ilsf0
a m; 11saA 1stA 1sSo. asa $50. ks16.
~ M i1,ee nighL
Express Trains
. saturdays on&Ks
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19

If you do not like the climate In
your home town o car go to Helen
Boyle. You will find her in Oklaho-
ma City.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19

IT offered Souser q drink of water
the other day. and he cussed a blue
streak" said Smith.
II suppose he regards water merely
as something that should be
damned" commented Jones.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19

Things To Worry About.
The elephant is subject to measles
The buEzard has no sense of smell.
A a travels about IL miles a night.
African babies are nearly white,
born.
A mules hind legs have q driving
force of IL horsepower.
Tho oyster sleeps the greater part
OF the day.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19
Olaf

T" Live and let live Is q motto
We should all observe" said Baker,
Maybe so. But say" said Otto.
How about the undertaken"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19

my doughnuts have the best OF
dough-"
Remarked old Baker Boles:
That they are wholesome I well
p know,
For I can see the holes"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19

He's learning fast. Is Oswald Hawks:
He certainly is getting wise.
Fore he has found b less ne talks
The less he need apologize.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19

Hoorayi
The giaddest words of tongue or pen
Are these: The Huns are licked
again"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19

Johnny" said the Teacher. IF you
had two cents and your father gave
you ten cents. what would you have p
Johnny.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1918-07-19
Bits of By-Play

By LUKE McLUKE.
Copyright 1916, the Cfneinnsa
Enquirer.

Bctcha.
Said sad Mr.. Bore,
AS he brushed or his clothes:
"A rap on the door
Is worth two on the nose"