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Iditarod pioneer., 1918-03-30
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Pershing Wants Americans in Battle


 Paris Marrh 29.-General Pershing, in con- ference with French officials at the front yes ter(lav asked in his own name and in the name of his country, that the entire American forces in France be used in the present battle. \lhe above was announced today by the war otlce) )
 General Pershng said the American army was entirely at the disposal of the French lie made his request of General Foch, while Pre- mer Clemenceau Minister )f Munitions Le- cheur and General Petain were ill conference with General FOch.
 Gen. Haig's Report Very Encouraging
 London, March 29.-Gen. Haig's report this morning the operations north of the Somme, reads: "The enemy's many attacks, made with great determination through bout Thursday, only succeeded in gaining our outpost lines after severe hand-to-hand fighting. His reserves sent forward against our battle positions were thrown back everywhere with losses. Our ma chine guns, artillery and rifles did great execu- tion."
 "Enemy Being Held at All Points"
 Washington, March 29--Maj Gen. J. Frank lin Bell who recently returned from the Euro bean battle front, made statement today to the Senate military committee in which he stated that the British withdra wal before the German advance has been made in accordance with pre-arranged plans and is all over now
 ''The enemy is being held at all points, was the dispatch from Gen. Bliss which was read to the House military committee this morning by Gen. March, This report from Gen. Bliss indicated that the situation, although still grave was gradually becoming better and as suming favorable shape for the Allies.
Iditarod pioneer., 1918-03-30

The Yukon Gold Co.'S thawing crew will commence work about the first of April
Iditarod pioneer., 1918-03-30

Frank Keenan is assisting at the Merchants Cafe,
Iditarod pioneer., 1918-03-30

Job Printing at Pioneer office
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-05-30
STATES INSURANCE AND ALLOWANCES co TO The NAVY
usand Dollars Insurance Costs About $3.50 a Month. ALotme
Wife $50, Wife and First Child $40, Second Child $3.50, 9th

Now, altogether, lets go over the top by enrolling in the
chance for Registrars to volunteer. Prompt decision regard
sire is necessary; again that is the last chance for registered n
make this district the banner State in Naval enlstments.
Orders have been received by the local Navy Recruiting
The Naval Reserve force to the absolute minimum
Erlistments and enrollments in the Navy have hitherto
moves all restrictions on the number that can be enrolled.
By enrolling in the Naval Reserves you are exempt from
for the draft can enroll by obtaining a release from their Loo
in the current Quota,
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1918-04-11
Rheumatism
ReIief--25c.
Natures Remedy (NR Tabists), Are
helping Thousands Who Tried Ex-
ponsivo Things Without Result.
IT'S Guaranteed.

There are three vital processes of
human exstence.-the digestion Of
food, the extraction Of nourishment
from it and the eliminate of waste.
means failure to derive full nourish-
ment from food and that in turn often
means impoverished blood, weakness,
anemia. etc. Poor elimination means
an accumulation Of waste matter
which poisons the body, lowers vitality,
decreases the power of resistance to
disease and leads to the development
of many serious ills.
Rheumatism,--d to some inter-
ference with the process of elimina-
tion. failure to get rid of certain body
poisons, be expected to yield
to any medicine that fails to correct
the condition responsible for it. Could
any reasonable person expect to rid
himself of rheumatic pain as long as
rheumatic poison is allowed to remain
in the body.
Think Of this. 1t explains the sue
cess of Nature Remedy (NR Tablets)
medicines have failed. Thousands are
using Mr. Tablets every day and get
ting relief. Why pay five or ten
A 25c box of Natures Remedy (NR
Tablets), containing enough to last
twenty five days.-must help you,
must give you prompt relief and sat
isfactory benefit or cost you nothing.
Natures Remedy is not only for
proves digestion. tones the liver, reg
ulates kidney and bowel action, i'm
proves the blood and cleanses the
system. You've tried the expensive
medicines and doctors, now make the
Just try it. Natures Remedy (NR
Tablets) is sold, guaranteed and
recommended by your druggist.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1918-04-11
Resolution of the Ward County Bar
Association.

The Bar Association of Ward Coun-
ty, North Dakota, having learned
with deep regret of the sudden de-
mise of Argalus w. Gray of Kenmare,
one of the most esteemed, beloved and
worthy members, and a man known to
all for his sterling qualities and true
American citizenship, and for his low
able disposition and integrity; and
said Association having been specially
convened by its President and Secre.
tary in honor of the memory of the
deceased:
NOW, THEREFORE, BE 1T RE-
SOLVED, That the deepest sympathy
of the Association and all of it's men,
bers be extended to the Borrowing
family, that committee be appointed
to attend upon the funeral of the de-
ceased at Kenmare, and that copy
of these resolutions be spread upon
the minutes Of this Association as a
perpetual memorial and testimonial
of the worth of our deceased friend.
Dated at Minot, North Dakota,
April 3rd, 1918.
X. E. LEIGHTON,
Chairman of Ward
County Bar Association.
C. B. DAVIS,
B. N. LESK,
DORR H. CARROLL,
E. B. GOSS,
Committee on. Resolutions.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1918-04-11

even the third year so as to Get EN-
ALL" which is the SLOGAN in the 60
pher game. To be effective the pois-
oning must be by townships or better
yet by counties. BY use of the new
formula the cost is ,nly few cents
per acre while the gophers at the
present price of grain take toll Of
at least dollar an acre. The pois-
oning need only be done or years
while without it the gophers keep on
every year. For full information
write the Extension Department, Ag-
ricultural College, N. Oak. Don't
feed the gophers grain, feed them
poison.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1918-04-11

enter the army. Fred has been a cit
izen of the U. S. for many years and
Of course if he were to do any fight
ing, he'd fight for Uncle Sam and his
own home. There is no more loyal an
American than Fred Sorg.
He says that he has had n neph-
ews in this war, several of whom have
been killed. One was a prisoner In
London. Most of them may now have
been killed, for he has had no news
from Germany since the U. S. got into
the war. Shortly before that time,
he received Letter from sister,
saying that the German people were
hoping and praying for the war to
end.
Mr.. Sorg is just like many thous-
ands of other Germans who came to
America to improve their conditions
and who naturally are willing to do
all in their power to see that Uncle
Sam will win.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1918-04-11
TILLOTSON HAS $1,000
ROYALTIES IN CHICAGO

Word has been received in Minot
that $1,000 in royalties await Vivian
1illotson at the offices of the pub
fishers in Chicago Of popular song
hit that he submitted anonymously
in 1917.
Tillotson's home is in Hope, N. D.,
but he is we'll known in Minot, having
made his home here for while last
winter. Tillotson was formerly direc-
tor of the Tillotson Jazz Orchestra
and enlisted at Minot last January
and is said to be serving the colors
at Camp Toledo, Oregon, probably
unaware his song has been success.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1918-04-11
Here's German Who is Loyal to the
Good Old u. S. A.

Fred Sorg, prosperous Norwich
left Germany as lad of seventeen
and came to America to avoid serving
in the German army. His brother had
served in the army for six years and
Fred didn't want any of it for him
self. He got two years leave but
made up his mind that once in Amer
lea, he'd never place himself under
the kaiser's thumb again. This was
20 years ago and altho he has several
brothers and sisters living in Ger
many, he has never been back He
said that until the war broke out be-
tween Germany and the United States
he received papers from his old home,
giving his name, together with those
of many others who had left Germany
and who were expected to return and
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1918-04-11
Mahoney Babe Died.

The funeral Of the year-old son OF
Mr.. and Mrs. William Mahoney, who
reside in the northern part of the city,
died following an illness with pneu-
monia and commissions. The funeral
was held Saturday morning from St:
Leo's church. This was the only child
of the heart broken parents who have
the sincere sympathy Of many friends.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1918-04-11
BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB WORK

The enrolment cards for boys and
girls club work should be filled out
and returned to the Extension Divis-
ion by May 1st. This year the pro-
ducts include corn and potato grow
ing, gardening, canning, poultry,
sheep and pig growing, bread making
and sewing. For information write
to Extension Division, Agricultural
College, N. Oak.
D. w. Galehouse, State. Leader,
Boys and Girls Club Work, has re-
signed to take over the management
of a farm in Ohio. Homer Dixon of
the Walsh County Agricultural Train
ing School has been appoined Asst.
State Club Leader.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1918-04-11
DON'T RAISE GOPHERS.

Gophers are expensive animals to
feed. Better poison them. Most of
the counties in which the gophers are
numerous are putting on poison cam
paigns and thus getting most of the
gophers. They not only poison one
year but follow it up the second and
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1918-04-11
Ward County Heads War Savings
Stamp List.

Ward County is making good on the
War Savings Stamp campaign. r. H.
Bosard, County Director, is ust in
receipt of report from the State Head
quarters showing the sales in the
Counties throughout the state and
Ward county heads the list.
The five high counties are:
Ward ------------- $21 ,537.OS
Grand Forks ------ 17,646.83
Stutsman -------- 16,025.1
Cass ---------- 10,952.39
Pembina ---------- 9,O22.44
That Ward county has made such
a good showing is due, Mr.. Bosard
states, to the excellent cooperation
of the various War Saving commit
tees throughout the county, and the
careful attention of the banks and
postoffices in boosting the sales and
making prompt reports to the County
Director on the 1st and 18th of each
month. This entails lot of work,
but it is surely worth it, to put Ward
county at the head Of the list in this
patriotic movement.
The evening herald., 1918-02-16
EARLY PASSAGE OF
RAILROAD BILL IS
URGED BY LEADERS
Democrats Want the Measure
Speeded Through Congress, but
Republicans Insist That There
be Free Opportunity to Debate.

Washington Fob. 10 Early enact
lacut ut ,nr administration railroad
hiu Wa urged hy administration
leadership 900 the senate MAJORITY
Lrad,r Martin declared tho railroad
director was much omharrassc' fur
lack uf ue,cs-a, legislation chain
man smith of the Interstate commerce
committee said Dee would ask Monday
for unanimous yuu-'u' 90 tiN the
time Ton vote.
Their, VIII b., uo unanimous COM
sent for u vote" declared tumWiuS
republican until thor. hps been free
oppurtur.tN Co debate rhD hin
"lt introduces into government
railroad operation th, same uhumur
able rrufiteeriug that distinguishes
other fields ut governmental activity
TN, people viii mot tolerate the g'n-
croI prlotic, uf creating f'rtuu"- "u'
of tho WJr rh,r, I# universal i'm
diruutIou against it'
Senator EclluEg, republican, "t Min.
rc-ota said hc was advised hN the
railroad manager that thr r"mpcu
-atiuu proposed boo tho hiil is maxi
mum provision and that President
Wilson intends 90 so rrElr' b. &C..
duciur compensation vh'u % woul,
ho excessive
The evening herald., 1918-02-16
GERMAN AND AUSTRIAN MASSES WILL NOT PERMIT
FURTHER OFFENSIVE IN EAST, BOLSHEVIKI BELIEVE
Intervention of
Japan in Russia
is Predicted Nou,

n assoc aHEU rHfgH
New York, Feb. l6 DR. T
lyenaga, a prominent japanese
publicist and director of the
East and West News bureau, a
Japanese organization, speak
ing at a luncheon given by the
Lawyers club here today, said
that chaos IN Russia is threaten
ing peace in the east and sug
gested the possibility of Jap
anese intervention in restoring
order IN Russia
1t would be foolish to predict
that no emergency viii arise
when it will become the imper
ative duty of japanese to sacri.
hce all at the altar of the com
mon cause, said DR. Iyenaga.
Such an emergency, if II ever
arises, will come from the de
velopments in Russia.
II is not our part TO inter
fere with the internal troubles
of another sovereign country.
| may say, however, that the
chaos in European Russia is
gradually spreading to the Rus
sian possessions in East Asia.
This is the cause of the greatest
measure of anxiety or the part
of Japan; for, because of that
chaos, peace in the Far East Is
threatened
The evening herald., 1918-02-16
VIZ ~ y. y DISTRICT
ilNNI NOI Nt1I.I"IItD

WJ-hIu-,.nu Feb ,G THa -n.ppua
u"1rd.s waa, admsmcr, H..rH f.lt
..r.ed "u ZOO lucr,l-, u .Iso- def
unite wor.ar conditions and .t'rum,
pa, lur uu ship yard vorE,r- n tu,
so-.uT"d bclavar, yard-. upwpr-.Ha
about 'o uor cent Of ship worker. n"
tu. Atlantic c0ust O. does uut H.
..Hdr the striking oarponter- bu,
expected ro affect their strike
Mu uf no, -trkup carpenter.
however. lc~p.lc tho advice of the.
uuIuu Officials hI., ~iguifird tho.r lr
',u'luu of r,. .rptng THE award Th.
-'rk,r u 'nc Sew york district
have mot done 900 uut it be- hoped tines
wIu
IN, uru Nt.c .ctIr .s not -u higi
rs the Pacific rup-t rate nor -p hist
.s Inc No, york. .frIkcr- demand. nu
" wiu bee th, model rHr settlements n
other districts uu ,u. south Ariautt
and guif coasts
TN. uHar1a decision vH perfected
after gDHtcrDusos tudu. nciwrru lC'ira
secretary Euu-oEoit CT .h' NAYS
chairman Hurfr, of thr sn.ppin,
Huafd General M1ua-,r N."z r' Oh.
emergency u,of corporation. Chair
uuu MU.yy m th. .utIu tu,ut board
o. Go,- NOT take BOO the striking yar
pointers ~ Sew york. .' $500 said. h'
cause thoy have insisted DOL. u,.ur i,1|
with as special class. which fgr snH
ping board ha- uo'u unwilling Jn dH
Tho strikers however arc prrfectN
free tu avail themselves ut 'h, boz
Drr1scs and Improved conditions Vhicl
ih, JdIu-tm'r. board proposes
Formal aUunuu. .eu"l' nf fn dt
nl.e V.l. n, mad, inter
The evening herald., 1918-02-16
No Pictures Today

Owing to the taot that The
Herald's picture supplement
failed TO arrive % vas necessary
to omit it from ,oday's issue
The supply was shipped from
New York las Monday by ex
press and the shipment is
somewhere in America No
doubt the delay s due to con
gested busines aa the railroads.
The supplemcn, will be issued
next week. OF whenever the
shipment is received
The evening herald., 1918-02-16
Russians Are Not
Disbanding Army
as asPerAgreement

Amsterdam, Feb. l6 News
has been received in Berlin con
frming reports that Russia had
not begun the rehabilitation
which her representatives at
Brest- Litovsk announced had
been ordered, according to a
dispatch from Berlin to the
Weser Zeitung, of Bremen
On the other hand the Vienna
correspondent of the Vossiche
Zeitung reports he has been in
formed by Talat Pasha, the
Turkish premier, that Russia
was demobilizing in the eau.
casus and that the portion of
Armenia occupied by Russia
was in the process of being
evacuated
The evening herald., 1918-02-16
EVIDENCE OF NAVAL
BATTLE DISCOVERED
Finding of a Large Number OF
Bodies of Hun Sailors Indicates
That Engagement Was Fought
Somewhere in North Sea


EN,spt ON th, Nm"r.''u -,'i"i ''-l
of St Nimcl thor" ha- uut been much
frhrus ustIttiN uu tht western 'FRONT.'
American position. have bee. sub.
ic,t,d tu "a bomhHr5uuut nl p1s shells
which lasted TWO nuur- and tu" Amer.
loan lud curwl artillery Iud a,rm"h
ht,, been more active
Thc poisonous tuu,s from thr ''i.
man shells remained over th' Amer
t,ln tr,uphc# three hours but th'r"
were uu ,tauulu,- Largo uuwn''r
ni enemy uruan sought tu cross tho
Amai .can Iuy- hut could wah' n"
PROGRESS against tho aerial ana Ii'l-
lrft drfynre- American runU're
have bomUlrdrt tho German i"u
lines .uH communicated with good
erect
t.crInnn Nliaok Delayed.
Win th, British and French Hrm
ie-. FRIDAY the dil the Germans "d.
,rrusrd thry would attack boo t"rvo.
p...sru more quietly than prcNiop#
d... Do the northern end the patriot
Hn. lrfNit, wua urht hut th' Ger
m.u artillery was NOR" '''i'" th'n
u.uYI boo th. Arr5--t tamhrI SECTOR
French artillery checked 'W" "n"'u.
ruids ar4Iu-t tho 'hruw' Wood
northeast u. Norduu and ln th'
Wo,ro and tho Nosgct mountains th'
,puu-ing batteries were uu-,
FIrhtnr activity uu th, ltiw'
from remains light
That part of i,ussin '"m.uat'd 'N
tho BulshcyiiN hae Withdrawn Iron,
the war uud from 900 war alliance
and has little fear of German 900. O..
sion Tho au kussitU central ,N.HI
tS, committee of worEW"u- and su'
dI.rs couuciis has approved the .,
tiou uf the l;us-iuu representative
az rvst-iltoNsk Ncmhcr- ut 'N.
committee said th, Was-v- ut Grr
ml and Austria would not permit
further, offensive against Russia i'
th,.r governments >u new su1pru
alsp,tcho- from rouoFrud have br I
received on London '"r 90 wo'N tu,
IL BE- believed there that the lBul-h.
Wiki ccusorship- hu- decided to sup
press the aouNiti"s of currrspuudcu.
Kaiser Summons Leaders.
The German emperor hus sun
none, the heads of IA, GoruuuV upN.
10 Imperial hcuduulrtrr- Tor 90 CON
florence and ~ b. announced that ilcr
won Payer, the vice chancellor Vii
make. uu announcement shortly iu tn
rclch-tur ou tho ruVorum,ur- iuuu
submarine police. Tho prohabl, rt
mrc of the aunouucomcut is not dts
closed hN German newspapers
Evidence Of probable naval cu
rarcmcut in the fiudiup of arr
number ~ tudiD| of German faIlp.
apparently from wulshiu-. be- rcpurt
81 FROM Gothcuhurr sweden Gou
,uhurg is near the Sturorr1uk th
vicinity of which has boon the srru
uf important naval h1ttlos
France acquisitions Ships.
France H. tu ropuistiuu hor cptir
merchant marine taking over th
ahip4 ON March lp rhs ur0cnl col
uuuucrmrnt in ratis follow clo.r %
the heels Of thr Jrtlou uf tho royrrt
ment at Washington n milking "a
The evening herald., 1918-02-16
Tieup Will Spread from New
York to Other Cities Along the
Atlantic Coast Unless Thou
sands Are Granted Demands
REPRESENTATION ON
WAGE BOARD REFUSED
Unionists Want One of Their Men
on Labor Adjustment Body Of
the Emergency Fleet Corpora
tion, but Reques. Is Declined

\'W YORK I'n 'h 40 appeal dI.
rect tu President Wilson o Intervene
Ir IA, .trt.. of .rIr ward WORSE.
.r..,..r OBJ. r,,.,rr..rf contract. y,II
r. ....4. ,,,... I., aba. United gr.rl.
.rb,.,g ni r.rr,rf.r. anna I.Ir,rs I,
,,,s ,rr,.Ir..g boz, .frtr,,r. n- ,Ur
nr.,rIg.i..n mon. ,... uuruiur
nm. .ir.I.. ,,.uIH -ur.Id from Sow
N,rr o., other rIti,. .Iaur tine \t4r
,.. ,ol.i th,s .id. unless wup. dr.
uapd4 w.r. granted Tho numb,r OF
m,u our nrr, wa. declared tp un u..
,weor .uu. aut 5000
Contrary 90 tho grm of h,
brotherhood IrII,re information
reaching aU.runr UnUrG officials here.
DO r... Indicated fTrt f,,.r than
$500. .Nr ..rI wm..r- u.r. .u -.r...
tua.r .u ,ny Sow Nurl district
Tu, government nl- rejected
proposition los mo carpenters BROTH
prlruH that tho SHIN WurR,.- I. .I.
lowed ru nl,c, 90 r.uro-ruut,, .H
tN, labor adjustment board uI ...
emergency IIo.t corporation tu .,t.f.
tho prescott wage rouuu,urs,. 30 r..
announced b., Mn Uu.ru Th, .up
worEcr- wanted ,u appoint such
r.pru.rutarg. wish rn. Hrnf tu ,u,
ANA with powers equal tu tnu.. a....
lr government rpurosruinf..r-
Tive Yards Infected.
q, Wi., ..g.st.ut lI.tr.., .f..
,rr of the ,rrrepup, root ,orDur
r.u iu rnYr.n 10 New York said
/ ,nu,rt. 4hoy,f opl, fi,. ward. on.
/ r.tssd iu Government shin bu.sr.r-
| ,..r. .gf.,,.r ....l I.., .r,r.. ,f ,,....
The evening herald., 1918-02-16

Al tine FIRST svs-io. ur tn, Brr.t-
IituN-k pyry' .uuirrvuov prov ION
was uBd, for supplemental u'gH'lH
tiuu- zoo r.trusrid. fo 90, carried uu.
DN ,umm.- .-sIuu,tr representing Russia
and fl. .tuiu powers The exchange
Of prisoner resumption 'i CONNER
ciai intercourse ana various uth",
questions were referred tu tho COM
mlssioucr. Nhor the n'go. .iaiions
wer. broken off the Commissioners
IIcmaIu,d 'Iu potrpr'ad Thor with
draWu nov may hc bon consequence OBJ
the decision Co renew military uctiNl-
ties against Russia which WAS report
l,d in pr,s. dispatches from Holland
IN,.t,rda, tn have h,Hu reached a' a
ponfarou,r this week ut German .W'
pcrial ucHduuprtr-
The evening herald., 1918-02-16
RUSSIANS Do
NOT FEAR
TEUTON
RAID
Bolsheviki Cling to the Opinion
That the Masses of Germany
and Austria Will Not Permit a
Further Offensive in East
STRICT CENSORSHIP
is PUT INTO EFFECT

Leaders at Petrograd Have De,
cided TO Suppress Activities of
Correspondents American Posi-
tions Bombed With Gas Shells
The evening herald., 1918-02-16

Trunco I0 q r0uui1IIOU hoI cuiIT0
merchant marine taking over the
ship4 ON March ln rhs urucml tu.
uuuucrmrni in rats follow close ou
the heels uf thr Jciion of tho roycru
ment az Washington n milking tht
The evening herald., 1918-02-16
NEW MEXICO WEATHER

f.u.-uI rHH puIf...
,I#f portion
The evening herald., 1918-02-16
LOCAL WEATHER

Maximum o.. minimum &c.. range
800. q. m. 3a south wind clctr
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-12-31
NOT ALARMING.

It is right that the people and the Government should take careful thought to what the soldiers now being discharged by the thousands every day are going to do a living It is best, however not to get pancky about it.
 We have heard startled inquiries as to what can De done with 5000 900 and of workers about to be thrown upon country, but the inquiry suggests problem that has practical existence. Many thous- ands of the men their places waiting for them in shops offices and the home farms, where they are badly needed. They are not part Of the problem.
 In dustries suppressed by the war are re- vivng and will make jobs for other thousands, while Governments, national, State, and municipal. are planning great extensions of public work which will also provide employmet
 Finally the men who coming back are com ing to country which had less than normal sup ply of workers when they went into the army Thls follows from the fact that immigration all put ceased after the began. Millions of new work CTS who would have come to America in the last four years but for the are not here. Ihe country managed to take of the army Of inn migrants before the began. What reason IS there for fearing that army of intelligent, ed ucated American citizens cannot find work when they get back to America?
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-12-31
Luke McLuke Says

Luke McLuke Says
 Anyway, a married man doesn't have to go into Court to have his objections overruled.
 You laugh when you see pictures of the funny styles worn in the Six ties. And sixty years from now people will be laughing at the funny styles worn in 1918.
 Probably the best we know of is that 1t is sure to be the Other Side that is Prejudiced.
 Another sure way to be popular is never to allow your nose to pro ject more than an inch or two from your face.
 When man is tinkering with a balky auto engine he figures that the makers sold him mule power instead of horse power.
 The reason why a married man has to be good liar is because when his wife isr't asking him em. barrassing questions his children are. Leave it to any trained nurse to act as if she knows more about the case than the doctor knows.
 We are very moral people. But If the critics announce that a new play is Depraved, Vicious, Degenerate