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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04
} About People
Movements OF lndviduais TO
and From me City.

! Miss Anna Null LETT Yesterday Cor
N"st Liberty stat" Nnrmal school. after
having hr"n The guest Of hcr rlrrn,s
. Mr. and Mrs has Null ri, Elm Grove.
! lot H." past ton days.
! Ir.,r,; ,.sL,,,r.... r,.,,s j. m Inc civ
! rr',, E,,,,, 49,. .rI vim vr,yn within
, ~, 'r..,, C,.,. ,,,r.
''. r,-
! N"ru Has '",'h i'''''N'' ''''' no. -. -
. '"ih""' n"h"'Ar A"""E hI'" ~ ION -,
street thai M illn arrive" S"'"'F III
! l'ariS. France"
! t"t"l' i>'',"' "' h'''" '""'
! Camp Dix 1T New Jersey. after being i'll
TIC city for tho past rr" days.
| Edward Kelley. popular young man
! of B"nw%ud. and wcll-knnwn Ill TINS
city. left for Camp L." Last week a't'r
spending short iuri"ush with HIS par
cntS.
| Francis ErHnncn waS back from camp
/ Lee, visiting his parents III HcnW""o LOT
: the past few dnys.
John Str"mp. popular young h'hh III
Snulh h"'I'hE' VIII '''"' u ,'o'',
! lie" ir.-.hr next few days being f"ri"'''
a;r rn'"IEh /" secure Il snort lurl""th.
/ Martin Wees lett Few DAYS az" i"I
iGamp I.c". after visiting his parents on
the south >:dc for til" past ten days.
John stump who has pech ~ t"e
city for tn" past ten days iclt lof
Camp Lee last TucSdaE.
! G"urE" F"rd OF Inc East r'n'' SI'n
n short lurluuSll with MS parents pclo'
/ leaving for Camp Lee last lueS"a!
/ John DuniaveN alter n"inE III 'hc CIV
! ten days on n furlough lett Tor lamp
. Green Tuesday.
/ Mrs Herman Wclsko. ST. mas TO-
turned To her HON" in Charleston; w
| Va. after Sp"ndillE lhr "I NJ
she WAS accompanied by Mrs. II. o.
Wrisk". ST. who will spend scverai days
there.
Miss Mary Alexander or HarWoou. u
tho guest "f Captain ana Mrs. hlha1ey
Allen "f 't'hillic"th". ONO
Prof. {. g. lInss"y ot clay sch"oi' mas
returned from ClarkshurE whrr" he at
tended an educational meet AMI spent
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04
MANY COUNTY FUEL
DIRECTORS ARE NAMED

The chairmen OF tho various cnsl
committees of Yves: Virginia countlc.
appointed 10y j. Walter Barnes. federal
tucI administrator OF Nest virginia
TO date are:
B,rbouu-R. E. Talbot Of Ph!lippi.
Ecrkclcy-t. =. Hinshaw OF Martins
burg.
Hr"nk"--W. f. Taylor OF WcIlshurE.
C:,hnll-Don \. MoSSman Of Hurtius-
ton.
Cfay--S. H. McLane Of Clay.
uoddrldge---I. L. Charter - Wcs.
Union.
F.yct,"-R. T.. Bara ot Thurmund.
Grernbr!rr--John II. Dire Of Lewis
burg.
CiImcr--C. N. Bennett nr Chenille.
Fiamrshre-H. b. GiIk"son f Rom
ncy.
iiancoct-o. 0. Allison OF Chester.
IIardy-Gcorge w. Fct.:r "f Moore
field.
Ilarrison-G. ". Dadderrr Of Clarks-
.rcncreon--C. f. Cooke OF Charles
Town.
Nanawha-s. =. FuHcr Of Charleston
Lcw;S---I &. Alfred os Weston.
Marshall - Dalc K. Chadd"ck nf
M"undsvillc
Nlarron-.r' W. Evans Of Fairnon,
Mnson--F: +. Mitchell Of Point Pleas
ant.
Mincral-W. 6. Grimes Of Kcyscr
Munrngalla--i'. Ross Jones Of Nor
Santown.
Morgan--ycrnon Johnson OF Berkeley
Springs.
M"nru"--.A. s. johnson OF Union.
M"rr"r--Ia II. Duncan Of EIurhcld
E.
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l"r"st"d - know that her son. Lieut.. E..
II. Marsh. Field Artillery. arrived safe
~ in Franc" on December -.
Mrs. W. ". ClouSton Of Springdac, is
confined 10 her home on account OF ILL
ness,
Russell Iiurt has returned to Camp
Lee after Spending ii few days the
guest IT his parents. Mr.. and Mrs. Louis
Turt. of Mozart Park.
Miss Jeanne P"trcs has returned
home after spending the holidays in
Huntington.
Prof and Mrs. ]. II. Thornton have
returned To- Sistcrsvilln. after visiting
with relatives IN Elm Grove.
Miss Elizahrth Wilson has returned
To her HON" in Clark.!hurr. after us
ting at The home "f MIR. and Mrs Louis
Burt of Mozart Park.
William G.. Steel" has returned to
Camp Lee. nftcr having spent five
day furlnuEh with his parents. Mr.. and
Mrs f.. V. steele Of The south side.
Miss Helen f1owcrs left yesterday for
Norgantown Ia resume her studies at+
ter visiting her parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Dowers. of Woods street.
Or. John Rcnrkc loft yesterday for
Cincinnati, after 4 visit with friends ana
relatives hero.
Max J. Moore. has returned to Camp
Hancock. Tin. after spending rev
days with friends here.
John ". Walton will leave SUNDAY
evening for Mnrganlown, where he Is
attending tho state university. uttfr
visiting his parents. Mr.. and Mrs. +. j..
Walton.
Miss Hazel Sonderman Will return TO
Lake Erie college. nj Pninsrillr ONO
after having spent the holiday vacation
with her parents. Mr.. and Mrs. w. J.
Sondrrmnn here.
Mike KyrHh left Wednesday for Camp
Custer. Mich. Private kyrah was mere
or five day furlnuEh
Henry Hrlmhright. who has been VS.
Ting his parents at Pleasant Valley.
has returned To Case university IL re-
sumo his studies.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04
.SUPTi CITIZENS WILL
ASSIST UNCLE SAM
APPOINTED BY DIRECTOR OF IN
DUSTRIAL DEPARTMENT OF
EDUCATION.
To Assist Men in Vocational Training
Who Desire to Become
AviatorS.

Sapcrinlr ndcnt Of tn" city Schools &
T.. Citizens has been named n% one of In
CITY school sun"rintcndrnls with auth0r
ily 10 cXamu" prI"H'i"nnair"S OF regis
.ranrs in the military draft who desc
Ia enter Tia" aviation division NJ III
nrmv in The groundwork rir parim"ut II.
yocati" nal training. Ills appointment;
Wis mad" hr !. +. Marsh. director at
rhr industrial division "f tn" rirpar,'
mint of "I'lrHt:"u III III" state.
S,:rrrint"nG"n' citizens duties vii
10 to examine all IursiInnnairrs OF tn.
runu and |" prrphr" them for aviation
school work. :hrnGgli vocational rdu"a'
zion All In"m thu; aided Will r." liSI".
hv IL" government authorities. Thu
ruch. rrnm tNn groundwork OF tho InH.
chau!r fer nirrIHn"s. The local sup"r
;n,rud,nl sill a.&Iiur his duties as snpf
as possible.
The other !" men who We're named ir
rhr different sections 0c tn" state for
Charleston: Edwin e WADE Rlu"neld;
Walter K ';r"s". l'nriIhnnnnn: i. ~
iarksrn Harrisburg. W. w. Trent. FL
kiu>; -. q. Wilson, EHirmnrt: l.. W
S!rus. Grafton: j. :. sanders. kcyscs
william l.. Morton. NartinsburE; r. {
rni:h. M"rGantown; +. VI. LongnncCk"r
!'arkcrsh@rs. and E. /. GHiS". ST. Adams
Mr. Citizens received notification Of his
appointment last evening.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04
HIGH JINKS DEFEAT
MUSKRATS LAST NIGHT
EXCITING GAME STAGED ON "Y"
FLOOR BEFORE SMALL
Crowd.
Second Contest Not Quite So Close But
Proved Interesting to Spec
tator6.

The "Y" gym was the scene OF two
| GOOD contests last evening. when the
! Senior League resumed play atter
! weeks letup. In the opener the Hlsh
links nnsed out the Muskrats by inc
close score OF % to 2%. The Hop Toads
! had little difficulty In trouhcih6 t"e
| lowly AviatorS "S-a
| The gamo between the High J1nSs ana
! the Musltrats was one Of the most thrill
! ling and spectacular contests witnessed
! on the ~" floor for many seasons
| and kept the handful Of spectators Of!
| edge during the entire thirty minutes OIL
! play, The MuSkrats strengthened ny
| the addition Of Jack" Nelly OF Mar
| tins Ferry. started the scoring and for
n time it looked like certain defcat TOT
! the leaders. Sammy" Rachman vas
: sent in during the last few minutes OF
! the first half and this change brought
! victory to his team.
{ A. Bachman and Jacohucci were miss
| ing from tho High links lineup duo to
! illness but their positions were AMY III
! ed by Robrccht and Wa:fi"ld. The lat
! ter playing 4 wonderful defensive game
| while the former Jed H." High JinKs IN
scoring points. making some sensational
| shots from difficult angles
Captain Turk of the Mushrats was the
! Individual star Of the contest and II was
! and the guarding Of Nelly that kept
! his team in the fight all the way. The
! first half ended with the score OF six
| toen TO nine In favor Of the Muskrats.
! With tho score tied and a half minute
| to play, Jimmy shot beautiful goal
! from the center NJ the floor which Writ
I ually spelled defeat and kept the High
! links record clean.
Tho Hop Toads wero easy victors
fP
! too much 3orhnn" Stark and Cal
/ agher also played we'll. while Schaffer
! did good work for tho losers.
The scores:
| High links. MusCrats.
| Schaffer Bachmsn ............. Molly
! Forward
! Robrccht .................... kenncn
! Forward
! Stewart ...........'..' TURK
Center
| Ilce NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Littcn
Guard
! WarfFucl ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Spence
Field Eoals-Bachmnn .. Rnhrccht s.
! Stewart .. Warffucl. Turk S. Nelly and
! Litten
; Foul goals-stcwart .. Turk 3
Hop Toads. Aviators.
| Woods Observation-Disclosures. Schaffcr
: Forward
! Gallagher ................. Hornbrcok
Forward
Atmbrustcr ........... Carlcton-Row
. Center
, Stark NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Becker
Guard
. Borham ................' och
; Guard
! Field Soals-Woods .. Gallagher.
!Armhruster >. Stark :. Rcrham .,
! Schaffer, Carleton.
luuls-Schuffcr 4. TIornbrook, Gaf
! laGher 4.
! Rcfcrcc--Boyce.
Timer-Hrcf Miller.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04
wellsbuc- Briefs

Mrs. George l.. k"pr ard Mrs. G.. 6.
iI.nt ATTENDED the * o. +. reception at
S,-ubcnyill.. Ohio. on Tuesday evening.
Mrs. Thomas Osborn and daughter,
C'amelle, and Mrs. 6. t. E"p, w"r" visit
org "Wednesday At the h"rs" OF Mrs. Ed
ward ~!"ary. St"ub"uy;ll'. Ohio.
Mrs, \. &. holland was Il caller in S:"U-
f,ruvlll-. ohio. Thurs'!a"
Miss l.il!h Kelly ~ Stcub"n"iii". -.
Mas 4 WrllsburE caller Wednesday, ev~
ming.
Scunlnr Elmer Hough was a business
caller ~ 'i;:shucsh. IA. Thursday.
John N,.wtnu. "f lIit"ShurEh. Pa, IS
visiting his family IN this city.
Jatn.S T.. Wallace. "f F'"liailsh"". was
4 ..'!t,v wednesday.
jam; J. M"tlcary. ut Dayton. 'tGIo.
is visiting r.lNtIv'si in TINS cry.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04
TO WRESTLE WITH
FAMOUS ''DOC"' ROLLER
LOCAL GREEK TO MEET FAMOUS
DOC" BOILER AT MASON
CITY, IOWA.
Match to Be Staged Next Thursday
Night, and Several Fans From
Here to Attend.

George NasS..l. local Lir'cH wr"Si =.
who has h.s-, il, the limel;Ght "t The
wrestling game h"r.s for SON. tins. WIZ
meet tn. famous Doe Keller. at Mas"n
r'ity. Iowa. Thursday evening. JANUARY
-. Although tho riatch is nor Tor th'.
title. much Interest - beng taken.
SaSSel won :, match from Bob Mani
goff az tn" Market auditorium about two
weeks ago aud last Friday 81; Mason
city. Ii" won from n famous ;urk wr"St-
Icy of that p!;f'... 'rh" match was
stopped when The TURK suffered 1.
broken arm in u .>S,r h"li.
NaS>.: has been 'lUinS EH'.i work a-ld
his friends ar. Wishing hIin ~u"""SS i"r
his next match. Roller - Hu"wn h.r",
'iariuv Wr"Stlcd in S"Vcshi matches III
the auditorium. wv" Lars IHn.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04
RICKEY WON'T SELL
HIS CRACK PLAYER

ST. LOUIS. Mo. Ian. s.--Prcsident
Branch Hickey. Of the 81. Louis Ma
tirnals. In discussing reports that he
might sell Roger Hornsby. his star
shortstnp. 20 the Chicago or New York
National league clubs today said:
1T will hr safe to say that Hornshy
will play with 81. Louis next season.
Unless Chicago meets the proposition I
have made, or New York meets my
terms, Hurnsby will stay with St
Louis"
Hickey said hs might consider the
sale OF Hornsby to the New York Ma
uonals for cash, and players Fletcher.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04
HIGH SCHOOL BURNS.
s,c.laI n,,p,tch to III, Iu,eIl,srpos,.

Special nlspatch TO Tho InlclbgenosH. =
MORGANTOWN. w. Va. Jan. b.:
The Valley district high school build
ing, located at MaSontown, Preston.
county. with all its contents, was
completely destroyed by fire this;
evening about o'clock. The build,
In was erected in 1915 at a cost OF
Sl95.000. The insurance was $75.IUO.
The fire started from u furnace. The
town has no fire fighting apparatus -
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04
". 8. wilxtn Refused.

Attorney William :. Wilk,u. formerly
assistant 10 Prosecuting Attorney Il. l..
Ramsey. arrived hCs:l@ Wednesday from,
Camp B"aur.ga,h Alexandria. L"u!si-
ana. where he has been engaged In Y. N.
&. =. work. Attorney W'iikin Is subject
20 draft IL Hancock county. and Tho
Draft Hoard G, ;he county refused 10
waive his CLAIM TO- exemption betlE
engaged in y. ~ g. ~ work AM! h" waA
forced to give up his work. His many
friends here will Do pleased 10 sec hiHl
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04
'WELLSBURC

NI.LJSBIEG. W. Va. Jan. %..t sur
prs. :nlSc.l'"n"uS shower VAS given or
Wednesday evening a. this nom: Of Miss
Louise Nichols by Miss Nichols and
Miss AlwilIa F',ul IN honor of Mrs.
Helen Kelly Rcy"-. recent bride. MI
sic. games and S;"r: telling occupied IN"
hours III" ghosts We're Present. y sea-
Sonabl" iuncil vas served before :h''
iarty brnk: Up. Th"s. rreSrnt w":":
Misses Narsav.t i:UC.y. GLADYS Ogden.
Lucy Jacobs. E;a Nichols, Edith Molly.
Mice Wood. Mrs. clarenc" Green. Mrs.
I:oyer, Miss Nichols and Miss Faul.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04
TESREAU SIGNS

NEW YORK. Jun. 3.-Thc New York
National league club announced today
that Charles NJ. Tesreau. veteran pitch
er Of the team. had signed contract for
1918. Tesreau Is the first major league
PLAYER 10 sign L l2lS.cUntract.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04
Parcchial School Starts.

The N"li~burE l;tr"chial school "p"n-
cd for IN. l9iN sessions on Wcdne9-
day. January md. Tho full enrolment
of scholars was present and the lessons
1cr" taken up in regular order.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04

T. H. Hammond aud VI. l.. Smith lctt
on Monday tor E'atertowE. y. Y. where
they arr employed. Mrs. Hammond and
children Will return 10 WR;crtown III a
few days
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04
Rethany College Opnsns.

bethany college. after Il holiday 81
two weeks for ChriStr,iGs. oi";..,! ,ie
winter session on Thursday. Tor .iw"
daya preceding this date the Stu,!'nts
returned 10 tho cHliog" in iar:;. i.urr-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04
WITH CONDITIONS.

IT say. Is OSCILLATION allowed d
people in this park?"
"Oh. yes. sir. young folks kin
the oskcrlation they want. X
SO to spounin' and kissin'."
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04
MORE THAN THOUSAND
DRAFTEES QUALIFIED

More than thousand registered
men who have been sent question:
naf=cs have been classified under In''
rlasslfIcations as requested ny the
government. The work Of claSSli; N :
has been progressing we'll. and as
each uuostionnaire which has been
filled gu, Is turned in al the office.
Il Is listed
OunStiunnaires numbering from
2.319 To 3,i5a were srnt uui ycStr.-
day by the draft boards.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04

SIX hundred and c!ghty-three rico
dealers In Toxic were arrested by the
metropolitan police recently for using
short measures IN selling their staple.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04

Burns. kauff and Schup2. He said he
had told President Wecghman that tho :
Chicago Nationals could have Hornsby
for 100000 and players Alexander and
Vaughn.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-01-04

Went To watertowu.

be.s. The little college town is a5a't
humu,!n.c with life and fun.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1918-11-28
Reducing Fire Danger.

The fire hazard should be considered
in the location and construction of all
new farm buildings. Many groups Of
farm buildings are so located and con-
Structed that any fire which might
break out in one building would be
almost sure to destroy the whole
group. When a new building is to be
erected it is worth while at least to
consider placing it where it will be
reasonably safe from fire starting in
any other building and where it will
not be menace to other buildings.
Concrete construction is being used
on many farms,t and it is especially
desirable for smokehouses, incubator
rooms, and any other small buildings
which are exceptionally subject to loss
by fire. The first cost Of well-con-
structed concrete building generally
will be greater than that Of a wood
building of the same size, but the COM
crete will last practically forever, and
will seldom need paint or repairs.
A fire in such a building can do but
slight damage to the building itself,
and there is very little likelihood OF
it's spreading to any of the adjoining
buildings.
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i'm he wasas that grew .
the Others 4ouH be out Oh
a thing know"
with
looking
do"
look like dead alive You gotta
making laughed
faceva
kid?"
of that IT
the way w other afternoon
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quests for them by the score are re-
ceived from town women who have
seen them in neighbors' homes.
These are not all the publications OF
the department. During the war a
number Of circulars and pamphlets
having a direct bearing on winning
the struggle are being issued. Then
there are the professional bulletins,
dealing in less popular form with re-
searches into the science of agricul-
ture. In addition there are several
serial publications and the annual re-
ports and other congressional publica-
tions, including the department year
book and reports of soil surveys.
The policy Of reducing in size and
making more readable has been ex-
tended through all these classes.
Lists of available bulletins, from
which selections can be made, will be
sent to interested persons on request
to the department.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1918-11-28
FFFTTTFTFTTTF FTTTTTTFTTT
CORN A CHAMPION CROP

Corn, on a given area, will pro-
duce more human food than any
other crop commonly grown on
American farms. This crop
heads the list in units of energy
produced per acre, and is ahead
of all other crops except navy
beans and soy beans in tissue
building material. In the latter
element soy beans far outclass
all other crops, showing nearly
twice as much protein per acre
as navy beans, which rank Sec
ond in this regard.
The dairy cow is the most eff
cient of farm animals in the pro-
atction of human food (milk)
and the hog is the most efficient
in the conversion Of grain into
meat, producing five times as
much per acre Of crops as does
any other animal.
These facts and others are
told in the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture's Farmers
Bulletin S77, "Human Food
From an Acre of Staple Farm
Products" which gives an acre
for-acre comparison of the food
value of various crops and an
imal products.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1918-11-28
somethina WRONG somewhere.

Mr. Clout read in paper that oil
gestiOn is stimulated by talk and
laughter at meal times; he cogitated
over the idea, and finally addressed
his family thus:
'.Now. this keeping mum at meals
has got to stop. You hear me, you
girls. You begin to tell stories, and
keep up agreeable sort of talk like
and You boys, laugh and be jolly OF
IN take and dust your jackets with
the strap till you can't stand. Now be.
ginr
And yet, somehow the jollity seemed
forced.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1918-11-28

pound nv husband wanted me to try it
1 took it fora week and felt little bet
Ter. kept it UP for three months. and
I feel fine and can eat anything now
without distress or nervousness. Mrs.
j WoRTHLINE, 2842 North Taylor ST.,
Philadelphia Pa.
The majority of mothers nowadays
cverdo, there are so many demands
upon their time and strength; the result
So invariably q weakened, rundown,
nervous condition with headaches, back
ache. irritabiIity and depression - and
soon more serious ailments develop.
lei at such periods inlife that Lydia p.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound will
restore q normal healthy condition, as
e did to Mrs. Worthline.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1918-11-28
Clean Up Garden.

If you had trouble with potato bugs,
cutworms, or plant diseases this sea-
son you can do a great deal toward
controlling these pests next year by
giving the garden thorough house
cleaning this fall. Many kinds of in
sects that feed on garden crops and
diseases that affect vegetables pass
through the winter protected by or on
the remains of the plants. Old cab
bage stalks, tomato vines and similar
material should be collected and burn
ed. The ground itself should be spad-
ed and sowed to rye or crimson cloy-
err. or if neither Of these crops can be
planted the ground should be allowed
to lie rough so that freezing will de-
stroy as many insects as possible.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1918-11-28
Patriotic.

Patience saw Harry at the pa
triotic meeting last night. He was
M Khaki.
Patrice-Oh, you saw him, did you?
Patience-Yes, and he was so pa
friOtic, that he stood up during the
entire meeting.
Patrice-Oh, that wasn't altogether
patriotism. He's Joined the cavalry,
You know, and yesterday was the first
day he'd tried to ride a horse.-Camp
Lee Bayonet.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1918-11-28
Fair Woman's Way.

The key Of the kitchen clock was
lost, and, as Mr.. and Mrs. Subub were
ging into town they decided to get
another.
Mr.. Subub waited across the road
while his wife went into the jewelers..
Presently she came out again.
SCOT it?" said Mr.. Subub.
"No," she said.
"Why not?"
swell, Mrs. Swaggerer was In there
buying pearls, so couldn't ask for
key for the kitchen clock"
"What did you do, then?"
ooh, 1 just inquired how long it
would take to clean diamond tiara"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1918-11-28
zgQaJEMAIERAL
5EKRM11y0TES

Take good care Of vegetable and
flower seed, as they probably will be
very much needed next season.
Stumps may be removed by burning,
by explosives, by mechanical means,
or by a combination of any or all these
three methods.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1918-11-28

sppered
readily accommodates
excep tn helmet
brought in by their comrades around the walls on cots
bandaged
together with
whose particularly pathetic has The latter
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The New Suit.

The country boy had come to visit
his city friends, and before leaving
home his mother had spent much time
on his wardrobe, but he soon saw that
things were not quite right.
At small party given in his honor
he remained firmly fixed In corner.
At last his hostess, thinking to make
him feel more at ease, said: "How nice
you look, William; who made your
suit?" From the depths came the re-
ply: Mother, blame it
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Just as soon as you eat tablet OF
Rape'S Diapepsin all the dyspepsia, In
digestion and stomach distress ends.
These pleasant, harmless <tablatss OF
Pape's Diapepsin never fail to make
Rlck, upset stomachs feel fine at once,
and they cost so little at drug stores.
ALI
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of Washington. Not a man but wore his
bathrobe, and in the pocket of almost
every negligee reposed proud souve-
mir Of the owners prowess under the
shell fire of the Huns, for the listen
ers were veterans Of the war.
A youth from North Carolina
mountains, still shivering from shell
shock, fished up piece Of shrapnel
from his kimono pocket. "They
gouged this out Of my hip" he ex-
planned. Another piece got me in the
head don't reckon I'll ever be fit
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McAuOO. The Arlington Du1Idlng anu
the treasury annex, both Of which will
be ready for occupancy in the winter,
provide 100000 feet Of floor space.
But even with this addition to the
available space the treasury depart
ment will find it a million feet short
of the requirements for normal times.
The work of the treasury department
is done in fifty-fve buildings scattered
over the city. Every building and all
rooms are crowded to "suffocation," an
official of the department said.