Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-07-24

trne-keepers and judges.
Lieut.. Andridge is some ball player. He
can out-hit Ty Cobb, and fields with some
grace. He's there.
Lieut.. Andridge is giving the boys the
English physical training exercises. All
he needs now is to acquire the tea drink
ing habit, and he will be right at home,
when he gets to London.
Lieut.. Garrett reminded us of the Nat
uraliSation Court. He aided the alien
population Of the company TO become Am
erican Cts. At one time the crowd
around the orderly tent was so enorm-
Gus that the lieutenant came out to catch
his breath.
Which recalls that this is an apparent
ly easy task for him. He exercises so
gracefully and is always at ease when
drawing a deep breath. The favorite
pastimes OF the lieutenant, is drilling and
physical exercising.
The lieutenant with the aid Of Teddy
Tropp, is instructiI the detachment in
the Semaphor Signals
Have you visited tn Tailor shop?
It's a peach. boys, Patronize home in
dustry.
Also the Barber Shop! They greet and
trim you with a smile
Cook Weterbee is thinking seriously
Of challenging Jess willard. Don't blame
him after the exhibition he produced
NOTE: II there are any butchers In
the camp who think they can cut up, drop
Crook Wheterbee line.
The cook is a meat-cutter of some abn
ity himself His style Is unique, but et-
fective.
Postmaster Shorty Forbit, wrestied
the lightweight champion of the COM
pany's band, and was announced the win
ner From the hold, Shorty had on his
opponent, one would imagine he had a
rpUistp Tered naCEage which contained Vaify-
abies Shorty tried for strange hold,
but his victims spaghetti carrier. was
too much for shorty Shorty is proud OF
his attempt, and Is now issuing challenges
to all men Of the company over six feet.
Louis Rogers is complaining about be-
ing charged 65 cents fol an order of ham
and eggs in a nearby restaurant. Louis
don't seem to understand the price, in
view OF the amount of hens around the
vicinity What got his Angora was that
the ham resembed sheet Of tissue pa
per. Nothing TO get excited over, Lou,
the waitress knew your capacity and took
no chances
The moral is visible. Louis Stick to
your own boarding house. It's much
safer and cheaper.
Private Louis Schneider is daily look
ing over the calendar, He expects his
"Sweetie" to visit him within the next
week Louis is saving his money for
the occasion. He gratis everything from
long enough he win Accumulate bank
roll that would make some Of our mill
iionaires blush with shame,
Bin Guthier received his weekly cake
from the city. and as usual. distributes
the crumbs packing the balance away,
In his bread basket.
The official warning regarding hand
Frenades won't affect the detachment
much, they never seem to notice things
while policing the streets in the mornings,
Private Buchanan Of Tent No. is the
self-aupointed aid of Nit Fine all he does
is nick up with his mouth. He seems to
enjoy it, So. far be it from us to dis
turb his pleasures.
Private Kabat resigned from the ball
team recently He refuses to state the
reason. We suspect he received an Of
fer from the Federal League and is
awaiting a better offer from S ,t.-M8r.
Clay. Don't give It. Sgt We know
much better players earning less. and
besides after General C'rowders work or
fight orders 20 into effect ball players
win be plentiful as Mess Sgt's prunes.