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The Washington times., 1918-11-18
A LeEnI Sentence.

The Kaiser, for the outrages COM
mitted against society and civiliEa-
ton, should be extradited. tried, and
convicted and sentenced to penal SER
Iitude for life; in addition be fined an
amount equal to his private fortune,
said fortune to be expended y relieve
in so far as it will, the distress
caused by this arch criminal, in the
coHardly invasion OF the civil, legal
and moral rights OF the citizens OF
Belgium, and other nations.
The compensation allowed him II
any, should be applied to the relief
u his victims. and I would suggest
ihst the first labor assigned him
should be the opening of graves OF
The dead soldiers who, 1T is under
stood, will be transferred to the allied
nations to which they belong.
RALPH L. WALKER
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
Ineh BY Inch

He should be tied or pinned down
on a meat slicer. similar to the ones
used in butcher shops or stores for
sllcinE bread and meat. only Of q
larger type, to assure him plenty of
room: set the machine to take on one
quarter of an inch at q time, let his
feet be first at the blade: perform the
operation once a day until he Is used
up: Immediately after taking a slice.
salt and pepper the fresh place down,
to be sure II Is cured nice for the
days cut. The slices that are cut should
be made In a sandwich form and make
him eat one every morning for break
fast. There should be marines on
each side OF him with bayonets red
hot, ard IL he ever looked like he was
going TO finch jab him from both
sides until the meat fries. II this
suggestion goes through I will gladly
operate the machine.
ALFRED T. SMITH,
Navy Yard, Boiler Shop.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
Exhibit Him to AId Orphans.

Upon conviction of the ex-Kaiser
by the trial court OF the allies.
would suggest that he be sentenced
to serve the remainder OF his natural
life under the following conditions:
To be exhibited throughout the
world, by placing in a suitable cage,
in charge Of representatives of the
allies A charge OF 10 cents to be
made in all countries except the
United States. where II should be %
cents, for the privilege OF looking
upon the most notorious living hui
man (?) octopus now in captivity.
The proceeds obtained from this
source to be used for the benefit OF
thousands of orphan children made
homeless by the hand o! this monster,
and that a monument be erected, II
possible, in mid-ocean to commemor-
ate the lives OF so many innocent
little children lost by his willful acts.
CHARLES +. CARVER,
Superintendent U. S. National Gene
terry. Danville, Va.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
His Own Picture.

Hold the eN-Kaiser prisoner in
some lonely spot in Belgium, where
no friendly, sympathetic face can ever
appear to him. For the rest OF his
life, during waking hours, force him
TO watch a never-ending motion pic
ture of the horrors and suffering in
Europe in the past four years. At in
tervals should appear. first a heaven
Iy being. announcing in distinct tones,
For these things all heaven holds
thee responsible, William Hohenzoll-
Iern." Next, President Wilson, re-
peatinE. For these things all the
world holds thee responsible" Lastly.
appears the devil, saying In fiendish
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
Washington Red Cross
Starts Campaign For
Salvage Of Old Rubber

Have YOU any old rubberf The
Red Cross salvage drive for this
material Is under way and any
contributions are welcome. Three
collection points have been select
ed They are at the north drive
way IN front OF the District build
Ing. the north side OF. Thomas cir
Gle, and the vacant lot. at the
southeast corner OF Eighteenth
and New York avenue northwest.
At each OF these points a pole
has been erected. The plan Is to
have motorists show their skill In
ringing these poles with old
tires and inner tubes.
The three places are marked
with large red crosses on which
are printed the word salvage"
The rubber viii be sold to the
highest bidder and the proceeds
devoted to the local chapter Of
the Red Cross. =
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
AMERICANS HELD
IN GERMAN CAMPS
CAMP GIEssEN.
Private Charles n. F1eegIe, Somerset

CAMP GIESSEN.
Private Charles II. F1eegIe, Somerset
Pa X
cASP RAsrAfr S.
Ivar SavaIoja. Kerry, Ore
private Henry Parson. Urania. La.
private Peter J. Maley. Trenton, n. J.
Corporal Raymond H. Miller. clarks
Private Frank B. seh~ab. Beaver Falls.
Private Rudolph N. Puttre. Brooklyn.
:. Private Lyman Komssar. Rochester.
y. Y.
=. serEt. Michael shaIinsky. Brooklyn.
Private Anthony A. McKuie. buffalo,
E.Y.
Corporal Murray Sanders, Albany. n. Y,
Private Frank L. Baker. Somerset Pa.
Private Walter Mivas. ChIcopee. Mass.
REPORTED IN GOOD HEALTH-cAMP
RAsTATT.
Private Leslie II. Crabtrce, Philadelphia
CAMP LIMBURG.
Private Russell Newman. FaunettsburE,
Pa.
sergt. David J. Fennessy. Philadelphia.
Lieut.. Robert Alexander Anderson. Rock
Springs, Wyo.
CAMP cAssEL.
Private Elan Maiiuke, KIevI. Russia.
Private Orval 3. Bolland. Beaver, Pa.
Italy.
Private John stolz, Armour. s. d.
tario. Canada
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
Pat Hln ). Le..lr I.Iand.

Not because I am interested in the
So offer, but because believe you
have started something that requires
more than foolish talk. the writer
asks you to scan the following sug-
gestion on what to do with William
Hohenzollern, Esq:
Amsricanlsm and brutality are not
synonymous. Our.uoble allies fought
with Us for humanity against brutal
ity. Therefore all OF the suggestions
OF torture for the Kaiser have no
standing. although seeming his Just
AS an American soldier summoned
from home. dear ones, and peaceful
duties or 4 member OF the press, j
would like to help erase from the, mas
ter brute heart and brain-the saw
aSe-with q homo OF solitude. flowers
and sunshine.
Nature has its curative results for
the mental defective. Surely the Nal
ser should be brought to a full reait-
Zation OF his awful crimes. A lonely
isle, with Gods own messengers, birds
and flowers. and those great hydro
pathlc doctors. the sun and clouds. and
time for thinking would afford oppor-
tunity for repentance, which Ameri-
can Justice will not deny even the
murderer. rapist, arson hend. or thief.
History has repeated itself. An
other Napoleon has dreamed and fall
en-: let the second shafe the destiny
OF the FIRST
SILAS n. sTEINHACSER,
Private (First-class), Med Dept, Wal
ter Reed Hospital
Note-The writer was for ten years
n L.. NHThx1aIfao~ W Va
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
Another Refinement.

The beast Of Berlin should be exiled
to some lonesome place, not be allow
ed to have any reading matter Of any
kind, and no form OF amusement. not
even a deck of cards. He should be
surrounded with pictures OF the most
horrible kind, such as the sinking OF
the Lusitania- bombing of hospitals
and homes of the aged. suffering
women starving and drowning chill
dren. Let the artist paint them in
their most horrible suffering, so that
every time he raises his eyes he could
see the result of his brutal nature.
Let his mental suffering kill him
slowly. Also let some one read him
war stories showing the heartaches Of
the poor people whom he made suffer.
MILDRED SHEAFFER.
1854 Wisconsin avenue.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
WIFE-SLAYER GETS
2OYEAR SENTENCE

SHELBYVILLE, No, Nov. 1s.-A
Jury IN the Shelby county circuit court
hare convicted Irving Morgan OF sec
ond-degree murder for killing his wife
June IS. and imposed a twenty-year
sentence
Six hours were taken to reach the
verdict
Morgan killed his wife on a Bur-
liagton train passing through the
county and threw her body from a
window OF the car. He lived in Kan
sas City.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18

The Kaiser should be given over to
the Belgians and let them do as they
see ut. He should be sent with
necessary guards to save him from
assassi1ation. because death for
brute as he Is, is too good. He should
be made TO suffer as he made others
under his barbarous rule. Give him
only food enough to cause slow and
suffering starvation. Make him and
his family build up Belgium he de-
stroyed.
He should be given no rest, but
made to suffer until Meath, as he
has made those poor Belgian girls.
MRS. H. STEWART,
1921 Fifth street northwest.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
Leave sentence to PresIdent.

1t should frsts be determined
whether the Kaiser Is mentally re-
sponsible for the strocious crimes
committed under his direction. II
found sane he should be brought be-
fore our beloved President, the all
wise man with the master mind. to
pronounce sentence upon him.
= The peoples anger can, only follow
him until the great hereafter claims
him. so IL II should seem to some
that a just .retribution has not been
melted out to him here, they should
the words OF the Lord who
said Vengeance Is nline-I win re-
pay" and be content to leavt him
in His hands throughout eternity.
MRS. BLANCHE p. RADEL-
FINGER.
1881 Chapiu 81.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
Orchestra Concerts
AT THE

AT THE
T. s. MARINE BARRACKS.
THIS AFTERNOON AT ESQ O'CLOCK
BY THE
u. S. MARINE BAND ORCHESTRA
WILLIAM H SANTELMANN, Leader
March, Sons Of Uncle Sam" Mccoy
Overture. Light Cavalry .Syppe
Rustic Of Spring" ......-.. .Sinding
Grand scenes from Madam But
waltz, H Srhe Skaters. ::waidtegfei
Suite. Peer Gynt' .Grieg
(S) Morning. OBJ The death
Of Ase. (c) Anitra's dance.
Cd Dance Of thee Imps in
the Halls Of the Mountain
King.
Marines Hymn. The Halls of
Montezuma."
The star-spangIed Banner"
BY THE
u. S. SOLDIERS HOME BAND
ORCHESTRA
AT STANLEY HALL
THIS EVENING, BEGINNING AT
6:15 o. CLOCK
JOHN s ". ZIMMERAANN.' Director
March, America First" Losey
Overture. ''If I Were King. Adam
Serenade, 'Espagnole" .Saint-Saens
Gems from Jack O'Lantern'. .Caryu
Popular Songs
(s) -Mayourneen Rosmin'
cb, .Laddis In KHAKI! AoF'n'
Finale. HALL HALL the Gangs An
a !TSo s;af:spsnried Banner" worse
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
AND BODY BUILDING
Father Johns Medicine Builds
New Strength During the Get
ting-Wel Stage After Any
Illness Heals Throat and
Lungs.
A Doctors Prescription. Free
From Alcohol and Dangerous Drugs
go Years IN Use.

The getting-wen stage of grip is the most
dangerous of all because the body, weakened
by the grip. is wide open to attacks Of other
lurking disease germs.
That is why all the organs of the body must
be kept in their best working order, not only to
drive out the poison left by the grip germs, but
that the patient shall regain strength as soon
as possible to avoid further attacks resulting
from the poison in the system.
As means toward good health after the
grip Father Johns Medicine builds up the BODY
because it is all pure, wholesome nourishnent
and free from opium, morphine, chloroforin or
other poisonous drugs or alcohol Rather Johns
Medicine has had sixty years success for colds
and threat troubles, coughs and sore threats.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
sink Hin nj Sea.

He and those equally responsible
with him should be placed in a sea-
going vessel and towed to the exact
longitude and latitude OF the sunken
Lusitania; then torpedo boats should
play on them until the Internal
crowd join their victims. I am sure
justice would thus be melted out and
no violence done to the conscience of
an outraged world.
REV. GEO. L. PAKE,
or Lima Presbyteria, in Ohio,
now helping take care OF
"Our Boys" In one Of the camps.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
Period of Terror.

would take william Hohenzollern
to the spot where the Lusitania was
sunk and read to him Ebert Hub
bard's Appreciation" of the man who
pulled the lid off hell.
1 would take him to the top of
Mt. Rainier and show him America,
the birthplace of political and reIig-
ious freedom for the peoples OF this
The Washington times., 1918-11-18

made clear. How many. and greai
his sInss Howell could his be dom
save to make him the modefn Wandct
ing JeW7 Like his prototype-tbsi
he might never rest No country, ~
people. no person 70 harbof HIM II
always be told to move on. 10 never
again In this world md rest. for hh
body or already restless mind,
CHARLOTTE s. GARDNER.
The Alabama apartments.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
W0MAN'S PARTY WILL
OPEN NEW CAMPAIGN

Needing one more vote in the Sem
ate in order to force through the suf-
frase amendment, leaders OF the Ma
tional Woman's Party this week will
begin campaigns IN three States. They
will also make plans. for a great
demonstration at the Capitol about
the middle of December.
The suffragists will center atten-
ton on Gay of Louisiana, Borah of
Idaho, and the newly elected SEN
ator from New Hampshire, where
there is n contest between Jameson
and Moses. Jameson is for suffra Ee,
but Moses has not committed himself
buy War Savings Stamps today ana
provide for your futurS.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
Cold Gone! Head
and Nose Clear.
First dose Of "Pape's Cold
Compound" relieves ali
grippe misery.
pon,t say stufed.up,

Quit blowing and snunlingl A
taken every two hours until the
doses are taken will end grippe
misery and break UP q severe cold
either in the head. chest. body or
limbs .,r Il
It promptly opens elogged-up nos
t5tlS and AR PASSAGES: stops nasty
sick headache, -duilness, sfeveFi5h.
ness, sore throat. sneezing. soreness
and stiffness. II
aPape's Cold Compound- IL the
quickest. surest relief known and
costs only q few cents at dr5fR
stores. II acts without assistance.
tastes nice, and causes no inconl
venience- Don't accept = substitute.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18

delight, For these things all hell
holds thee responsible, William
Hohenzollern." During his meals OF
plain food, on the screen should pass
millions of pttiful. starving aged
men. women, and children. suppllca-
ting for food, an attendant repeating.
For all this art thou responsible,
William Hohensollern.
MARY L. WOOD.
Eth and Massachusetts ave. N. W.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
Let BeIrium Dc IL.

The Kaiser should be interned in
Belgium. the country where his most
damnable crimes were committed. and
on the anniversary OF each OF these
crimes-which, no doubt. would be
every day in the year-he should be
made to read aloud the story OF how
ii happened. Surely no man, not even
the brute that ruled Germany, colui
stand this, and within a year he would
be a raying maniac.
LEONARD Z. WEAVER.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
Fo1 far Ann

Put him in a barrel and nh b
around him with dirt. Then put ths
head in the barrel. making 4 hole
large enough for his head TO silica
out. Then smear his face Wild
n.olasEes, and take him 70 . tropical
climate and let the flies, bugs and
MOSQUITOES work on him for life.
H. L. YOUNKERS. Hancock, Nd
The Washington times., 1918-11-18

earth; theseountry he has so recently
discovered. / WOULD then take him
to the Grand Canyon OF the Colorado,
hook a cable TO his belt and drop him
over the precipiee thousand feet or
SO and leave him to reflect for TWEEN
ty-four hours on the sorrow he has
caused to Belgium and France.
Then L would Danish him to some
small island for six months where he
would have no associates but ants and
poisonous insects and nothing to read
but Billy Bryan's Gross OF Gold"
speech.
speech. r. T. THUREER-
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
3. \. THUREER-
Make GrareI oat d ReeI...

There are not enough other ksisers
to make II worth while to punish Bill
HohenzoIIern as an example.
He should pound rocks with his
one good arm in the forenoon and
act the villain in suitable movie in
the afternoon. the proceeds to so on
account towards re3aratlon.
SCOTT RI. LILLY,
216 Baltimore avenue. Takoma Park.
d. c.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
Eden co.tane Ia AretIe.

Send him to the North Pole and
strip OF his clothing and make
him run around the Pole until h
sweats.- FRANK MANUEL.
3o4 West Liberty Street.
Charles Town. W. Va
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
Tar ~ FrafArr Coas.

Tar and feather him and tie his
10 a post and show him. to the public
Then make him kiss the Americas
nag. GEORGE WEBSTER.
90 years old 1928 2 streets. =
1s2s e street southeast
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
ss,.,, rre.,u.nt.

Do not make martyr Of him; give
him no st. Helena. that he may suck
a bitter pride from q place in the sun
beside the great Napoleon
Let the name (which he had planned
should be first, in, history be buried
In silence. Ignore and forget Will
helm der Letzztei
r. J. CALLAHAN.
1851 NJ street.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
Mnke Hlm "A Maiter.

Make him q walter. in a washing
ton hotel or restaurant. where he viii
be compelled to wait on the different
classes and viii be compelled to
please them in their peeuliarities.
Z. r. A.
Walters Union, No. 7s1. 10 Sixth
street northwest.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
solitude ana l1edItation.

The worst possible punishment that
could be melted out to the Kaiser
would be solitude. Like Napoleon. l
would banish him to perpetual soli-
tude In sight OF the word but not OF
II, with nothing TO read and nothing
10 DO, only to prepare his own meals.
and they would consist OF the food
stufs that the poorest OF the Bel
gians have had to live on the last
four years. There he would haveNtime
to- mediate that would be real tor
ture and q hitting end to the most In
human beast this world has ever
known ~ sH.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
Make Hin Wanderers.

A punishment commensurate with
the enormity OF his .crimes-a chas-
tisement so keen, that even his
warped and wicked brain should be
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
WHAT WOULD YOU
Do TOB-KA|SER?
Confined from First raEe.)
By Briggs

the feet up, until he dies. and without
food and water the while. He would
certainly have plenty Of time to medi-
tate over his wickedness before helrs
cloture would take him in.
CHRIS ERHARDT,
\13lS Fifteenth street northwest.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
A Mustered Lie.

He should have q blister burnt on
his hand each morning and fifteen
hours a day hard labor and sleep IN
dog box every night with a chain
around his neck until he dies.
c. SHELTON
FrederIcksburg, Va.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
HemeIeas anA AIosr.

Make him "A man without q eoun-
try and treat him in every par.
ticular.
It would also be twentieth
century sentence passed on q SIX
teenth century CRIMINAL. and . tell
ing blow to such an egotist a. -His
Majesty,
MRS. P. L scANLAN.
1880 Park road.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
ARrHuR q. MEAD.

P. Sal donate the 80. for his first
years rations. -.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18
healed that ugly skin eruption!

Resinol Ointmenf heals skin irrita-
tons that II neglected become serious.
One small pimple or slight blotch
mars the most beautiful face. A patch
IT itching eczema or other skin all
ment causes great discomfort and
much misery.
The Washington times., 1918-11-18

buy War Savings Stamps today ana
rOvide for your failure.
Bisbee daily review., 1918-07-28

Secretary Baker is being criticised more and more severely for blocking the exten- sion of the draft age in the last congress. It is now contended that class one will be exhausted by September and that there will be a scarcity of men for continued troop shipments before additional legislation can set the draft and training machinery in proper gear. We have two and one-half million men now in the army and Baker plans call for two million in France by the end of the year He will comb the deferred classes for class one men and, of course, use the million who became of age June. ]. But 1t IS now estimated that we must send from five to six million men to win the war. We want to win 1t next year. About three million men will be secured from ex- tension of the age limits, all class one. It is understood that all class one men in the country will be sent to the war before men with dependents are called upon. But by these are not meant those men who mar ried after the passage of the draft legisla- ton.
Bisbee daily review., 1918-07-28

There is vast difference in the temper ament and disposition and feelings of the British Tommies and the German soldiers on the western front and nowhere are these things shown more plainly than in the songs the soldiers of the different armies sing in trench and camp. Fritz sings vain glorious and pompous and serious songs altogether The Tommy sings gay and hlt- ing tunes and sentimental love songs and ditties that bemoan his hard fate in having to dig in the mud and get shot at. Fritz, to hear Tommy sing, might easily believe his morale Is low. But 1t Is not so. The war is too blamed serious for Tommy to take it that way. He jests over his hard lot in camp and field as well as he jests with death when he goes over the top. It is an Anglo-Saxon trait Our Spanish war song, it will be remembered, was " A Hot Time in the Old Town. Fancy Heinie singing that kind of song! The French are in clined to stirring and intensely patriotic songs, but they also have light and vain and humorso1ne ditties that they delight to sing in their billets and along the road.
Bisbee daily review., 1918-07-28

This column often receives nice letters from folks who have moved away from the district and write for the Review, stat ing that they miss 1t very much and say ing other nice things about their old home sheet But, for the first time, Bisbee res ident writes from vacation trip inpatient ly to urge that her paper be sent to her at the stated address for the next month When they begin to write from the gay and sunkissed beaches of California to tell how much they miss and need the Review, then 1t is time for the entire office force to swell up a little and take little more pride in their simple newspaper. Of course, it was news from home that this subscriber wished to see, and not the superlative ex- cellencies of this papers literary style or attainment But, that Is just the point The ordinary, average, everyday, honest to-goodness, heartbeat news from home IS the strength and beauty of any paper. That is its mission, to print the news about the home folks, and print 1t so that folks both at home and far away will love to read 1t and be glad.
Bisbee daily review., 1918-07-28

From many different localities comes the significant word, the last of class to go Class will be used up long before the end of the year, that is, all of the class avail able. And Secretary Baker has at last seen the writing on the wall and will ask con gress to both raise and lower the draft age as soon as 1t reconvenes. Mobilization upon a still larger scale is being planned right now. Five million men will surely be called to arms before the end of next year.
Bisbee daily review., 1918-07-28

English and French training camps where
 they are now almost ready. If they do as well as their brethren did on the Marne, it may well be that our triumph, delayed now, will come then, and be doubly sweet.
Bisbee daily review., 1918-07-28

Mrs A. c. Karger and children re- turned to Tombstone from Las Anse- les, where they have been the past two months>on an extended visit with Mrs. Karger's sister. While there she also visited the numerous beach cities, reporting an enjoyable trip.
Bisbee daily review., 1918-07-28

A number of the business men of Wilcox have organized for the purpose of writing a letter once week to the boys in training from Wilcox.
Bisbee daily review., 1918-07-28

A number of light cases of chicken pox have been reported in Wilcox and the surrounding country
Bisbee daily review., 1918-07-28
County NeWS

Heavy rains were reported south of Wilcox the past week.
Bisbee daily review., 1918-07-28

The last direct news of Kaiser Wilhelmn was to the effect that he was perchcd upon heighth looking dowr upon the vic torious" offensive If he did not move back few miles it IS certain that he IS now a prisoner in the hands of the allies.
Bisbee daily review., 1918-07-28

Food prices, after gliding at very high altitude for some time, have begun sudden ly to soar again. Boy, page MT. Hoover he is somewhere in Europe.
Bisbee daily review., 1918-07-28

A large number of school children In Wiilcox have been vaccinated the past month.
Bisbee daily review., 1918-07-28

Mr and Mrs. Thos. Adams were at Wilcox Thursday. They stated that range conditions in the Dragoon sec ton were fair and that enough rain had fallen to make good grass They have purchased the ranch of D. S. Weller and recently purchased the ranch of c. A. Wien.
Bisbee daily review., 1918-07-28

What has become of the old fashioned rolling pin these wheatless days?