The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1918-01-18
According to
Budget
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By Jane Osborn
By Jane Osborn

liuTrleu year anu was supremacy
happy in his snug little apartment with
bis blue-eyed little wife, seated him
self In his favorite easy chair with a
volume of his favorite author and his
favorite pipe, preparatory to enjoying
for the evening all the happiness of
bachelor life rolled into one with the
contentment of married life, there was
blue-eyed Pegg on the other side of the
table with a fiat, oblong book that had
new look to 1t. Peggy opened it with
care and pressed the covers back as
one does with book that has never
been opened before.
1t was the budget book.
angelica has been here today"
Peggy announced, "and she brought
ths-it's such wonderful idea Nor
ton, did you ever hear of budget? l
never had, but Angelica explained
what ii means and here is the book.
She has made a special study of house
keeping, you know"
But what does Angelica know
about making men happy in their
honest" queried Morton, who had not
an altogether pleasant mental image of
Peggy's tall, angular, many-degreed
cousin, who seemed to be so fond of
putting ideas into Peggy's head as
Peggy was of sponging them up.
what does she know about real home
making?"
"Oh, she knows great deal" in
sisted Peggy. "And she says that the
reason why so many people aren't hap
by is because the wives aren't bust
ness-like and don't apply the same
methods to housekeeping that men do
to their businesses. Angelica would
make some man wonderfully happy"
did she tell you that, too?" asked
Morton, putting on his pipe viciously.
YES, only, of course, she is so busy
telling other women how to make their
homes happy that she doesn't have
time. Well, she brought me this bud
get book and | am to put down in
these little columns just what l spend
each day-see, here's place for bread
and one for butter and another for
meat and fish, and all the things we
help and carfare and light and things
like that-Angelica says you call those
last ones operating expenses. 1t Is the
first of the month, so l started right in.
See, bought some face powder at the
drug store and l put that down under
medicine, and the two dollars for the
goes under help. Every
time you give me anything that goes In
here under receipts. And every week
/ am to balance it both ways so | can
tell at a glance just how much | am
spending for every different sort of
thing-and in the front of the book
there is a table telling how much we
ought to spend for things and If I'm
spending too much for any one thing
then Wen know 1t and can stop max
ing that mistake. Angelica says she
will help me balance and figure out the
percentages-I never could do per-
centages."
you don't mean that Angelica is
going to keep tabs on our household
expenses?" gasped Morton.
"Oh, you mustn't mind that. She
helps lots of young married girls-she
says she is helping them to make their
husbands happy and contented. That
is her life work. She started doing 1t
only for the poor people in the settle
ment, but she has discovered that peo-
pie comfortably off need help just as
much. And so | started right away,
but / can't finish till you tell me your
part of it. Here's place for mans
lunch and another for 'carfares, that
you must tell me, and every day you
must tell me how much you have spent
for magazines or papers-that goes
under improvements and If you give
something to a beggar you must tell me
so | can put 1t down under Church and
Charity
every night I will ask you so you
won't forget anything. Angelica has
been helping one young couple and
they haven't been a cent out of the
way since they began. The husband
remembers every tinty winty thing he
spends and he is so happy just on ac-
count of it,
Morton snOrted inwardly and had
some rather sinister thoughts regard
ing Angelica and her missionary enter
prise is there a definite percentage
for the amount of tobacco husband
can user
YES. indced-but the book says that
one OF the things the young people
ought to strive to do is TO divert that
mOney-thoSe are the words the book
uses-into other more worthwhile
channels. such as lecture courses, the
purchase of an encyclopedia or beau
tiful work Of art. Don't you think An
gelica is doing a wonderful work?"
Yes, quite wonderful, not to say re-
markable, phenomenal and epoch
making" said Morton, and Peggy was
satisfied.
Every night for a month thereafter
Morton was obliged 10 confess just how
much he spent on luncheon, shoe
shines, beggars and tobacco, and even
had to admit that he lost dollar on a
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