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Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1918-11-27
GOVoR II PRETEKLIH DNl

Dm III. proSluca. !. in ). SveGa-
ma 1909 jc imcla jugC>lovanska So
cialistitna >tranka svoj Scdmi red.
nj zbor Y I..iubljani. Nokoliko spo-
mlnOv ma la kongreS. Xxi So ie vrSil
V skrajno kritiGni dobl. je pray V
Sedanjem taNu lanimivih. Sodruo
Etbm kriStan ic incl rcfcrat o
pohticncm p~olozaju. II niceovcga
govora, IA katcrcga mu ic zhor po-
daljSal doloGcuo govormiSko dobo.
citiramo pc >tcnografiGncm zapiS-
nikn:
' zadnlih dnch 81 .ic iz,r>n ,ioyo-
dek Y viSoki poiiIiki. Geear po,le.
dlce cutilo avStriiSki narodi &c
zdal hudo. Il Jill bGdo. zai. Sc boi
entiIi. .AvNtrija ie .t.%'irala do.
slel okupirani dezcli Bosno i'm Her
ce9oVino. I9odilo So jc to zpoli il
mperialiStiGnih in dina>iiGnih ma
menov. AvStrijSki kapitalizem 81
-
Je hotel ustvariti kolomijo. dobic-
karSkl interest kapitalizma tee
indi IA en- korakom. Danes je A.
neksila gotOvO dcjStvo. Zaradi 1e-
ga nam mi treba pozahiti. kako
bru'alno in nerodno ie .Achrcntha-
'@rr.'' N'N"r IN
"'''"
more p" '"'' nm vS"eno. kaj
Ne I3ool L h"Nho. AvNtrlla je Spo-
Hna''' ga Sc more anckuranih de
~.' "aPoS'aN'l lurcljl. III lc rpe-
,i"'' '''aV"' pa o~hlJubuje BoSni
ho,S'',ncll"' tcda tak". HI jc pra-
Va h"FiNa'ura. ; SvoJim kurijami.
"c.''' ',.I'''l NirlIiS'l IN u razdclit-
NIo No'i'ccN p" Verah Jc Ia uStava
"'NcFJe'ha pokveka v dobi. 10 i
mara ANN''lJa ~ TurclJa NploSno
Io'.'''" PraNlco' G Jc b"Sna zrcIa.
u" j. moharhlIa anektira, mora bi-
" ,"'i |rcia' ga odloruI' men ma
w." N'"' q SF'Ji uNodl f~roteStira-
mo ."FtI PF'tf l'N'a1l. III III blIa
,soiJ p'">t "a ah'oiH'Izem IN IA
n'"'"i "na''!e Ill '|N"rlSrahJc de
"Ni''3" iJudN''a'
hesi'i Sc bo morale tudi dr2av-
hopraVno vpraSanje B0Snc i'm Her
cegoVlhe, IN Je zdaj absurdno. Kai
'~'ahlerava AvStriia, kaj skupno
V'ada' Je Sc svcta tajnosl. najbrzc
'udi "a tSte faktorie, XII hi morali
'SaJ Sam vedcti. kaj hoccjo. NsIcd
"'cNSiJe lc BoSna pOStala del Az
r'ro-oSrSke Il mice ne more pove-
"d'i' NahSeh Je nJen proStor novi
'on.oNllii' pa tudi nih"c ne more
N""J PoJaS'lil. razmcrja cclotnc
',iiJe, .NNS'ro-ogrska ie pc
"ol uudIlN'icha toda V njc.j
|""J IaK'icen irlaIizem ;
'SPNila Je del dualiSti-
-, ' pa >'"J' i|Nch obci de
VIA INA "daI Il Nv
H. NNuPnc "adcv"' II
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1918-11-27

nj izmccek, Iii Sc imenuie toksin.
Y n0rmalnih razmcrah gre tok-
sin redno Svojo pot potOm pliut
Y izdih0vanju in potion ledvic y
urinu. &c pa miSiccvjc prcvct de
la, tedaj Sc tokSin mnOzi hitrciSc
kakor pa more odhajati. Y tenn
SluGaju po>tanc tok>in strup in.
~miSiCevjc Otrpnc. DuScvna VOLTA
Steer Sc pritiska IN dclom, toda
10 gre ma racun %zivCev.ia. l'ctiz
gre do konca i2crpanja in poSlc-
dica jc >mrt vslcd k%emicncea sd
mozaNtrupljcnja. Trudno ,clo ma
vadno izdihava tokSin y >panju
ma kar pride cilo>t IA dclo drugc-
ca dine; sc pa tclo nina nocncga
po6i,ka. tcdai zamorejo izGrpanc
miSicc opravljati lc polovico nor
maine mere della.
Spolni in ziGni Scsiav .icml.icta
i>tc rcdiInc clemcntc IL krvi in STA
Y delikatni zvczi. &c 50 iorci
livci izcrpani, >ledijo lmalu nj
di ncprilikc Y >polncm organizmu.
IivGna potrtoSt odpira >tezo ne
Itctim drugim bolcznim. XaStrup-
! licnjc $ Svinccm DELUXE l. vclilin
boil uniGcvamo SIlo pri lenskal
kakor pa pri mo;kih. Prczeodnii
porudi 50 Y ten >lUcaju ncizogih-
M Stvar. kajti nj mi>liti. da hi re-
ma, katcra vdihava >vinrcno pa
20. rodila razvito in zdravo deco.
Tako za>trupljenic sc Y muogih
Slucaiih konca 4 ncplodovifo>t.jo
Y tovarnah IN ildcl0vanic kon-
zcrv. kier sc yp~orabliaio razuc
k%i>linc, upijo roke in 10 zopct po-
maya k miGevanju. iivcev. Raw
notako jc Y tovarnah N milo.
Prah >u;i orlo.. prizadcvanjc h
kaSIju povzroca vnctic Napnika la
plju6nc mrcnc. kar polaga lc-
nell iciiki. Nroca in vlalna de-
lavnira povzrota Gczmcrno potc-
ME, kar >labi telo in dale priliko
IA rcvmatizem. vnctic Sapuika in
tUbcrkolozO. Dviganje ,e>kih
lpr2metov in Nrtenjc S%iroicv Z no
go pokvari Splovila in rezultat ic
ncpiodovito>t ali nczmoino>l "a
porod.
&c ri bill kdo pred stopetdesc-
,,imi lett prerokoval, da zenSkc en-
krar ne bodo delalc y rudnikih in
zidaic his. hi SO mu hill Smeiali.
Danes g!cdamu : pomilovanicm
ma ti>te ease. 10 80 zenc oprav-
ljalc n~evcrjetno teSka della - to-
da Svojih Gasov pa he vidimo, Ali
sc ne bodo IaSih otrok oiroci en-
KRAFT ozirali 5 pomilovanjem ma Sc
danjo barbarSko dobo, 10 ma mi
lone zcna in dcklcta hira Y to-
yarnah. AFlA,IkI
/akonodajalci bodo nckcea dine
propoVedali zcn>ko dcloH V indu-
Ntrljah. Nendar pa zensko dclo ne
ho pref odpraVl.icno. doklcr Sc ne
>prcmcniio goSpodar>ke razmcre.
IA sligo zen0 Y tONarno. Stroll, XII
50 %odpr8Nili rOGno dclo. bodo ma.
domcNtili zcn>ko opcriranic \ mo.
SKIM cimbolj Sc bodo razviiali y
htanNlie automatic, Iii bodo o..
prarIjaii bodoGc dclo. ZcmSko de-
10 Y prodajaInah. pi>arnah in Y
Solah Sc no pa morale omoji,i ma
NraI>i cas- in priti mora pod IL
N!lucno nadzor>tVo drzayc ali
druzbe, Iii DO narckovala pogo.ic
~ dclavca in dclavkc.
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1918-11-27

AelezniSka uprava ne mamerava
Znizati mezde zelezniSkim usluz-
Denccm, ravno tako Sc ne 2nizata
'"Nolnma in voznina. Media. to-
Vornlna in voznina ostanejo V pre-
hodnem caSu take. kakrSne so. Tn
%agotoviIa so doSla a. mcrodainih
krOgov.
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1918-11-27

kor Nrekov i'll S~tadleriev druga-
cen kakor Pribi.evicev. Necinoma
pozabljajo vsi, ia Sc drzave ne III
~Stvarjaio L rcsoluciiami in udi
kraniSki dezelni zhor, kicr Smo sill
Sail zanimivc reminiScencc u Isko-
kin i'm u Belih kranicih. ie plczal
5 Svoio trialisticuo debate po pray
ViSokih zvonikih. Gotovo ie paG.
da poScga anekSiia narodno pray
globoko Y ~intereSe .Iug0Slovanov
IN pray mi ne moreno ienOrirati
vpraSanja. \oCemo sc Varati. We,
mo. da no k0ncna reSitev della
raZlicnih in n%aSprOtnih moci: We!
mo. ia bodOtnoSti nj y SedanioSti.
Moramo 81 pa bin ma .iasnem. kaj
hoGemo in kako mai pO>cgamo VI
raZvoi. Nidi So pa. da 50 tudi tn
l;aj tezavc. Ia mas .ic merodajno
narodno naGclo. XII je izraicno tu-
iii Y brnSki re(oluciji. docim vidi-
mo, da ie boScn>ka Socialnc demo
kracija, Xxi Sc je pravkar u>tauovi-
In. Sklenila reSolucijo. zaht,vajo-
Go "avtonomiio BoSnc Y wei av-
Stro-ogr,kih avionomnih dciol'.
l.ahko .je raZumcti, Gc Sc zah,cvH
TAXA avtonomiia IA prvi Gas. da
dobi narod BoSni sam prililio.
odlociti SVoio uSodo. Toda memo
%occ jc. da hi trajno cna >ocialuo-
dcmkratitna Stranka zagovariala
dezc!uo ~avtOnomijo, dotim zahie-
Naio druge narodno. Trcha jc to-
rel da 80 SpOrazumcm0 "l"dc ma
10. Ma taken SporaZumu s.. m'TrC-
Sirani uudi sodrugi ma iIrvat,kcn.
pa 80 mora ma vSaK na"in p"i>ka,i
pot. ki vodi do NIGGA.
&c primavamo narodno naGclo.
pa ne miSlimo Same ma dauaSuji
dan, lahko Npoznamo. katSno vaz-
most ina anck>iia IN v>c -Jugo,'o-
vane, pa tudi "a Slovcncc. \ohcn
organizem, pa tudi nobcu uarod
NINA vcGmega zivl.ienia; tr pa u
CINE, Sc vendar nie"ov zaroi ne
izgubi > >vcta. Narud take kultu-
re kakor Ntaro"r>kl. take moci
kakor rimSki, ic izginil: MISC pa
N%lhill potomcl >tarlh GrkoV In
Ntarlh hmlJanov. \aJvccja uaiN-
most II" more mlNIltl. da Jc cdino
>'"NellNkemu harodu dolocena u
jenna. Iudl on Jc podNrZen nclI-
prehehiJlvm ZaN"nom prirode.
NJ pa potrehho, ia bl zancNcl Pc
lohlce haroda Nlcpl NluraJ bo%Nc
KAN, temVec t~akoZVani u>odi Sc
iahEo zacrta pot ce Sc hoce In cc
Sc poznalo -akonl' fan'eten clio
e "oI"No ne ihi>il na To. ia IN
Sc ene"a Iutra zbudlil v>l Slovcn-
cl N"i lirNa'Ir an pa naNprotn"
lahko Sc pa prlpraviIaIo Tia hodo-
81 rclotI, ia poNi1nc Oh zavcdncm
ueIu lahko TAXA. kaRrNno horeJ"
do'lche har"dhe >kuplnc. Iudi
lc|lE Sc razNlla. sal Ncmo. da
HioNehcl danes u" "ovor!r TAX"
kaN"r so "oNorlil Y o>moh >l"I"I-
hi 80 ro,,.oi ~,
.uoraL T.; I.., !. 1;.,
y. ~;
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1918-11-27

sta ianip H. iudi rozS;r;,,io =,
petoStkrynib iii ~, nnoah La,.
poyzroG, nr;,;.L na si,.aa :,
sprawl y norad ,,,,lo ,,,l..i;o a..
lc>a.
Doloo soJonio M o,. .,,
ina rnyno,,ko .I,ho no.Ial:.a D..
kor doIoo S~to;o,;o T.La...
bania nj in reyuIto, - i, Ill;
10 nliuco l.; non,oro;. 49,. ;.I.y
yoti oo,ov;b r,~uuno. :, ,.Ia
SeStnyo Kodo,. r;.o lin
du. pri.ilicno 80 ,oJ,.;.o emmett,
fl VEG dol, :, inn, -, .L"J
lily Wis -. >roI,o - mIaJiIna
game. Scdrnio md; ro,.,ro5n hon
Stipaciin ali z,nrtin r.a,.
sikomu ldi hrcl nor,ona :, n,
"a. toda y rc,pici na ynmo,o NOV.
zrociti wee, ,clo,nib boIczri kaEo,.
katcro drpoo .,,,, Ta
y vcliki mcri ydomacc,o mod 10
lavkimi il c-pos,,,nooo r.1ioa,
kcr nimain .,,L,do nIoda ,i;t'
tclc>nih notrch S~,,.,n.a ~; 49,.
letnc soho mod. ;,L.i.aL
varnah So nny,J,n ,odIn
maricnc ali nro,o. odJaI;ona -,
mnopih >lucniib .lu5i o". - 49,,
SODA "a oba Snol. rc,,,o n,oar,
10. kdo hi 80 no.om 5nJn Ia
dclavke no,cbro ml,d, dob,o
tia v ,akih ra,noor,L il nL.ali
icinah odtuiiio .kim nro.,oron,
, Sc jih nairaj;i izooihIicio IN ,
piraio no,rchi mod ,i"Irn viii.
ic prodoi,pi. l.; NM La,aI;;,
y,in5bcnk,m go. lo,
IN od,trapi,c, ,~oaIcn,o ~oLo
Y druojb ,nucaiib mo,., Io1a,.l",
pref Y ora;ati n,z,ico ~; .oro
moSkcoa pa,nils nrod.,
~od>,rnuiti i'm o. ,cb l,.,;;h ;.,.a
>ramczliiyo,i prccci ,r,o. ,,,.,
da ua~r,i,.,o,, I.Io'.L. -,
,rpi cell dan Y n,~nno>no>.i kokor
da hi povcdala kai ho5c
To So razloci mogocc houal.
hi IN >mcSni ycndar M oJior.
ozirom ma njihoyo zdrIvic Pc.
>lc,ira odpora proti rclc>nim no.
trcban IT, -csI,a L-on.,in,.;;, ~,
AN's faA'
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1918-11-27

uniGeniem SamoodloGevanja Y Bo-
sni in Herzegovina zivcGcea ma.
roda pray tako kakor o>talih jul
"oSlovanSkih dclov: Z ozirom mn
10, ia 80 proteiirJjo tujc tendon.
&c na Skodo domaccga prcbival-
silva y Bo>ni in herzegovina in ma
Skodo .Iu"oSloyauov >ploh 2 OIL
rom ma Ia, da 81 zavlaci uvedba
uStavc y iio>ui in IIccegovini in
Sc kazr namcn, popatiti obIiuh-
ljeno konStiiucijo \ rcakcionar-
mem 2mi>lu:
Iah;eva zbOr uvcdbo uStuvc ~
BoNno in herzegovina pa udjSirSi
demokratiGni podlagi. da Sc ONO
goci pravi izra2 wolfe ho>eu>ko-
hcrcegov>kcga prchival,tNa.
lzvrSevalncmu odboru naroca
zbor, la poiScc >porazum 4 o>ta-
lini prizadctimi, prcdv>cm ju.o-
SlovanSkimi Nocialno-dcmokra-
titnimi >traukami. vStCvSi uovou-
>tanovijcno SOC. dem. >tranko y
Bo>ni in herzegovina, Y Syrho
>kupnc k~ontcrcncc. Iii mai omo-
goci cno,uc >klcpc iu cuotuo TAX
tiko glcdc ma vpra>anjc. Ei xvi
raio IL dcj>tN& #ayE>ijc.
Scdmi 2bor iugoslovan,kc soc.
dem. Slraukc izrcia. da >loNcn>ki
in hrvat>ki prolcjariat y Av>triii
ne more ncintcrc>iraao elcdaii. ,
kak>nc razmCrc tlaGi uicgoy,
naihiiijc >odrugc ma lityaskca
i'm y Slavouiii oudotui pru,iustav.
mi ua>iIui. u|araluo~i inkviliiur.
Ski zi>lcm akticiuc Wade. l. mai.
vccjim ]o"orccuicm oh>oia zboi
hrutalno, v>ako zakouito>i predr.
Ino ZaNmchujocr prc9aujanic ne.
dolznih ljudi. Iii j. uaiooij kricc.
90 0%Znaccno L uoza>liSano obtoi
nico mad tako2vaniui "vcIcizda
jalci' In : triroluim pradloeon
Smrinc ob>odhc mad -. mord.
prcyct cnruzia>iicuini jiuimi
Socialni dcmokrariii ua llrvat
>kcm i'm u Siavoniji. Isl Sc bojui,
mn iudlocnrir I'm uniJnSl,I1ri,
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1918-11-27

Sedmi zbOr .jugo>lovan>kc 50.
cialn0-dcmokratiGuc Strankc IRE
ka, da jc anekSiiI BoSnc in ilcrcc-
"ovinc zgodovinSki faki accom-
pin. III mO"ocnO poSrga Y polite
ne lntcrcSc V>clI .Juoo>loVanov.
Ne da hi Sc zbor motil o impcria-
liSticnih namcnih in dinaStiGnih
intercSih. Hi so vodili avStr0-ogr-
Sko Waldo in obsoiaiOc diplomatic
III process narodnoSti. Xxi ic PROV
Zrocil prcbiyal>tvu drzavc in fla
Sti ~dclavSlvu ogromno Skodo ter
mu zuga zc T. novimi. zIaSti mill.
tariSticnimi brcmcni. Smatra Zbor
.anckSijo IN gotovO dcjStvO. XII nc
SINE sluhiti vojnc zcljnim hujSka-
Gem, pa IN 10 4 vSO OdloCnOStio
p%rOteStira prOti v>akcmu poizku-
Su. kaliti mir, mai : poiavija tako
kjcrkoli. u ozirom na TO-,
da so T. anck>iio prizadcti viialni
Interest vSch JugoSlovanov. Xxi pa
MISC imeli Sc nobenc prilikc. pre-.
ireSti skupne interesc i'm Sc Spora-
zumeti: n oZirom ma 10, da gre off
avstro-ogrska politika "a
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-09-30
BACKING DOWN

THE Senate plan to investigate the pri-
l. mary election expenses Of Republican
senatorial candidates in advance of the
election has been abandoned. 1t was UNI
precedented, for the Senate has never here.
tofore attempted TO influence an election
by a partisan political examination di-
rected against candidates OF the minority.
1t is not necessary TO inquire whether
the demand of the Republicans that the
inquiry include the primary expenses OF
all candidates, Democratic as well as Re,
publican, is responsible for the abandon
ment of the plan. That it has been given
up is enough.
II there is any disposition to make an
inquiry il can be made when the elected
Senators present their credentials. Their
the Senate, which is the sole judge OF the
qualification and election OF it's members
can pass on the subject with perfect pro
priety. and we hope with perfect impair,
TALLY.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-09-30

passed into the rich metaphorical equip
ment Of English speaking peoples gener-
ally. Its invasion of the domain of states
manship. however. is somethit- as new
as IL Is refreshing. The world is just as
weary Of the back-handed verbal Journalism
Of diplomacy of the ACCOMMODATIONS
without disGavor' school as II is of the
secret treaties couched in such rigid lit
erary dress. play no favorites' is imaei.
natiyely stimulating, crlsply and intimately
convincing. Its employment lends color
to An eloquent declaration.
But in the absence of q world of rs.
p~crantists. with \ common .onGue, tho
Presidents tip from tho thrf %propounds p
task Of considerable difficulty. Toward the
close of his speech Mr.. Wilson expressed
the hope that every one involved in the
world war would understand his doctrine,
III he understand the language in which
II is spoken or can get some one TO trans
late il correctly into his own"
There's the rub, indeed, Britain with
her EPSON Downs. France with her Long
champs, viii doubtless know precisely
what the President means. Bu; We have
a feeling somehow that the R%uthenian, Ru-
manian, Montenegrin, Serbian, Turkish,
Czecho-Slovak snags in the way Of putting
over this terse metaphor are bound to be
embarrassing.
If this he true, rs too ba,. play no
favorites." with the hopes Of civilization
which it summarizes, is equally as virile
as the historic without stint or limit aud
appreciably closer to the popular diction
of the Presidents tompatriots.
We trust. however, that the sporting
world will not start wrauGling over the
tracks new honor and that tho advocates
OF "attaboy" will withhold claims for its
admission into the presidential vucabu-
larry. The most earnest ttanslators of our
mercurial English tongue already furnish
a pathetic spectacle.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-09-30
Men. MOI Wine

Senator Clark was congratulating himself
on the gradual disappearance of the German
language newspaper.
we have so many citizens Of German
BIRTH he said, that 1t is most essential
to keep temptation out of their path. The
German language newspaper is a temptation
for them.
And these people are so manyl Once in
pre-war days on a liner a man seated next
to me at table beckoned the steward and
said:
Steward. bring a bottle OF Niersteiner
with the fish. a bottle of Hoggenheimer with
the chicken, and with the pudding a bottle OF
Rosengar-
"'Beg pardon, sir the steward Interrupted.
This here Is the wine card. What you've
got there, sir, Is the passenger list d
Free Press.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-09-30
THE HEALTH EMBARRASSING
RFTIRES

A FIGHTER who for many years has
4 been combating and %subduing forces
even more destructive than the Huns will
this week retire. with a long, long record
of superb victories. lie is Major General
William Gorgas. surgeon general of the
United States army. Disease was his foe,
and he shepherded, tanned and thrashed
it in sinister lairs throughout the globe.
The battle Of Havana. where yellow
fever's legions went down To extinction;
the battle of Panama. a health victory
won on the heels of a piteous French de-
feat, head his triumphant record.
But his engagements with a mortal
enemy were manifold. Under his general
command our island empire in the Philip
pines has been made safe for white men,
and the greatest army in our history has
become also the healthiest. The service
age puts a period TO General Gorgas's ac-
jiyities in his present post. His announced
successor. General Merritte W. Ireland.
will have before him the inspiration of a
resourceful warrior tireless in making the
world safe for it's inhabitants.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-09-30
Americas Sea "Wasps''

Americas "wasps' are performing a won
derful work overseas and may be accorded
with a certain measure OF the success that
has attended allied operations against the
German submarines.
Thus far this year, this country's destroy
ers have escorted 12l troopship conveys in
European waters. These conveys consisted
Of 773 ships. During the same period they
escorted III merchant conveys consisting OF
1853 ships.
While their share OF the work was only
81 per cent of the total, the fact that they
task that had been carried previously by
Britain, France and Italy. has enabled thoss
countries td employ their convoy craft 81
other ways. equally dangerous TO the U-boat,
and equally satisfying 10 peaceful
seattle Times.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-09-30
Member Of the Associated Press
Philsdelpbi.. Monday. September 30, 1919
A TIP TO THE MOVIE MEN

IT LOOKS as If we were to bo treated
4 to the spectacle Of the Mayor suffering
arrest at the hands of a constable and
being hailed into a magistrates court.
Mr.. Smiths refusal to accept service OF
the warrant sworn out for his arrest leaves
no alternative open to tho magistrate. He
must order the constable to do his duty.
We hope that a moving picture machine
nay be on hand TO make a permanent
record Of this important event in the
history Of the city. showing its chief ex-
ecutive officer in the custody Of a con.
stable on his way to court.
N1t would be most edifying to future
generations.
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GIRLS CRAVE n GAY

ruoG ISLAND is wonderful and signif.
cant in many ways. 1t is a constant
incentive TO the philosophical mind. II is
the New in America--talking and showing
what ii can do. Now and then, observing
It's processes and reactions, one cannot
void a fear that speed and subtlety rarely
join forces.
The Industrial relations division of the
big yard emitted q challenging cry in the
advertising columns on Saturday. 1t
wished at once to receive applications from
sswomen of poise and character" trained in
the operation of nivvers. SILLY and frivo-
lSus girls.c said the lad" sharply, need
not apply"
Z One wonders whether the silly and friyo
1cns sisterhood was hurt when the indus
,fHal relations division thus lifted a dis
fdolnful eyebrow In its direction ~ OF
5phefher It merely smiled in the comfort
~ . superior wisdom. We believe the
.rfrferhood was serenely unconcerned.
N tHfandards shift and change. Yet wher
~ last ship has been built at Hog IslanC
"a when the last emperor is selling shoe
MrinGa on some windy corner I'm Europe
ali the clsmor of war is forgotten
I114 silly and the frivolous among girl'
continue to seem rather nice and de
rnbls to the rest of the world. Flowers
matinee tickets will descend upor
1rua in showers as OF old.
11rave girls Of poise may drive Ford
ond down the world as representative
- stern utilitarianism OF Hog Island
NV ana frivolous sister is not ikel.
~ n the issst--as she passes re
Z <Vin-six with some one TO driv'
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Is THERE HOPE FOR THE STRAP
HANGERS?

THE Public Service Commission has been
l. asked by an officer of the State Fed
Grafton of Labor to rule that the Harris
burg street railways should charge only
half fare to passengers for whom they do
not provide q comfortable seat. This means
the straphangers. 1t means also that if
the commission grants relief to Harris
burg it must also relieve other cities.
Street.car patrons will avail, the deci-
sion with such patience as they can mus
ter. They have to hang ON the straps by
the ten thousand every morning and night.
II is SO long since many Of them nave sat
down in a street car that they have really
forgotten how TO do it. Those with short
arms stand up only because so many
other persons are crowdine the aisIes
that it is impossible to fall down. They
would welcome a reduction in fare.
But If the p. r. r. would suspend swings
from each strap, with boards in them for
seats, the iong-sufferinG public would will
insly pay the full fare for the privilege
OF sitting down even in so unstable a place.
The swing seats might be padded in such
a way that they would not break the
kneecaps Of the passengers against which
they would bump. Irothes. passengers
should object to being bumped in this
way the p. L. T. might give them a re-
bate of a cent for every bruise, unless il
feared that it might be compelled to nav
them a bonus.
But seriously. a rebate to straphangers
sounds good, if it could he worked out
practically.
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Nature as Four.Minute Man

See Nature, blithely limiting
Success for the new loan
For every tree is minting
Gold coinage of its OWN.
Through autumn's misty tissue
Jack Frost his fund creates.
And oak and maple issue
Their crisp certificates.
With every hill subscribing
Its quota and beyond.
Nature herself is iibing
The man without a Bond.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-09-30
THE ELECTRIC CHAIR

To Certain Unpatriots
HEINIE McHUN.
A great man for fighting,
Never got done
With talking and writing;
How he would holler
Americanism,
But yellow's the color
That shonc through his prism.
Heinie McIIun had written and written
Long editorials ~cursing Great Britain;
Letters and speeches d%enouncing the
draft,
Verbal torpedocs abcam and abaft,
Hints and suggestions in which he had
shown
The tragic collapse of the Liberty Loan,
Ranting and bawling and sniping and
twisting,
Trying to keep other men from enlisting,
Writing and printing his disloyal papers,
Cutting his scurrilous scandalous capers,
And for a long time his betters endured
him,
Thinking their patience at last might
have cured him.
1t seems Heinie thought himself pure
T. N. T.,
But when Uncle wanted him
Gone like a flea!
HEINIE McHUN
Knew how to run,
lie knew how to skip from his place in
the sun;
He ran with agility, full of humility,
Seeking a region of low visibility.
Heinie McHun, that great fighting man.
He ran and he ran and he ran
And he ran!
HEINJE McHUN, reptilian, squamous,
Here we intend land let nobody
blame us)
To do you up brown and to render you
famous:
A pattern of all that we don't care to
own
A blowhard, a four-fush. a lop-sided
Now you can swallow the whirlwind
you've SOWn.
There's only one cure-all for spies when
you've got EN-:
Swat EN-.
HEINIE McHUN. we are tired of your
kind.
With a handshake in front and sedition
behind;
Give the son of a Hun just a taste of
brass knuckle,
Then see how he scampers and just
watch him bucklv.
Good manners are simple: for those who
won't learn 'em
There's only one method, and that is
intern EN-.
We thought Ileinie looked like a danger
Gus man,
But he ran and he ran and he ran
And he ran.
Hindenburg may begin to worry lest his
Kriemhild line should curdle.