The Denver star., 1918-05-04
TOO MUCH FOR HER
Woman Could Stand a Lot From
Mere Man, But
When She Was Told That She Didn't
Know Enough to Wind q Watch
She Was Ready to Fight
At Once.

II feel exactly like an alarm clock
all wound up and ready to strike," she
announced.
"What in the world has happenedf'
said I.
Nothing" said she, Except that .
mere man has insinuated that haven't
sufficient intelligence to wind a watch"
"WhO IL the brute7" demanded.
"Oh, a man downtown In a jewelry
store. You know" she went on, "that
Peggy has to have a watch or she'd
never come in from play on time and
she has to have one that doesn't OBJ
ject to being stepped on occasionally,
or dropped on the sidewalk, or left in
the bathtub. So I buy her a cheap
and hardy variety that lasts about
year and when that Is used up get
her another It's more economical
than paying to keep a higher bred
article in repair.
swell. bought her new one last
week. The thing acted queer from
the start. Sometimes 1t would plunge
furiously ahead as though 1t were bent
on beating all the rest Of the time
pieces. Sometimes It would lag hours
behind and sometimes 1t baked alto
gether. 1t performed more antics than
you would think possible for a creature
with only two hands. And all this
time I was winding 1t faithfully.
"After several days Of such aero
battles, gave up winding 1t and intern
ed the thing in bureau drawer to
await a time when could take 1t back
to the jewelers..
~ took 1t back yesterday. laid the
watch and my troubles before that
jeweler He said II I'd leave 1t half
an hour he'd look into the matter.
"Half an hour later. when l return
ed, n dozen other folks, more or less,
had collected around the watch coun-
ter, all apparently waiting for their
watches, too. I asked for mine. And
in the presence of all those attentive
ears and eyes he handed back that
crazy little rnttletrap. and remarked
in n clear voice that 1t was run down
and couldn't expect any watch to go
II didn't wind it.
'Now, I've been stuck on the road
in an auto that refused to bulge an
other inch. And I've sent to the serv-
ice man who has rushed to my rescue
for the purpose OF telling me that
there wasn't any gasoline in the tank.
But that didn't irritate me. Any
body's liable to run short Of gasoline
"And once, a long time ago, when I
lived In house that had cistern and
4 pump in 1t, paid plumber to come
up and tell me that the cistern was
empty. did not mind that, either.
hadn't been down In the cistern-how
should I know 1t was empty1
But for any man to presume to In
form me that a watch has to be wound
well. I suspect that when Kpling
wrote that stun about the female of
the species being more deadly than the
male. he had just seen some woman
who had been told that her watch
wouldn't run unless she wound It,"
However" said in my best Peace
Palace style, ito my certain knowledge
there are a number Of jewelry stores
In this town where they listen to ones
troubles with all the patience and at
tention Of a family doctor. I suggest
that you erase this painful episode
from the tablets Of your memory and
buy your annual watch at one Of these
other places"
ats good suggestion" said she,
"and SO be it."-Detroit Free Press.