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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-01-22
AMOSeM01rS)
MUSICAL COMEDY
PLEASES MANY
very Good Eddie" Gets Ap-
preciative Reception at
Orpheum

or the many musical comedies being
offered, Very Good Eddie" presented
at the Orpheum last night. is among
the best. 1t has been on the stage for
many moons, was played in Harris
burg before, most of it's musical num-
bers nave long since been replaced by
some of the later musical hits, but it
still remains a clever and entertaining
comedy.
Ever see two newlywed couples ac-
cldentally exchange husbands for a
few hours? Philip Bartholomae used
this idea for VERY Good Eddie" add
ing a little love affair between an
other couple so that there would be
enough romance and fun for the oc-
casion. Georgia Mack, as Eddie, and
Helen Raymond. as Eddie's wife;
Harry Linkey and Theodore Warfield,
as the other married couple, and
Harry Meyers and Lavinia Winn, the
pair who fall in love, have the leading
parts and are we'll cast. Denman Ma
ley, as a clerk at a hotel at which the
couples stop, is a comedy artist who
contributes much to the success of
the play. His witty remarks about
all things and persons keep the audi
ence in an uproar. Eddie. of course,
comes in for share in the funmak-
ing. but the clerk takes the lead.
Musically, the comedy is probably
better known. Selections from Very
Good Eddie" are still popular with
theater orchestras in the city, and
sometimes one will find an organist in
the movies using some of the tuneful
Of To- hag :
in the Wood" "Nodding Roses" and
Wedding Bells Are Calling Me" are
the most rythmical and have pleasing
melodies. OF the comedy song num-
bers. isn't 1t Great to be Happily
Married" and when You Wear a 49,
Collar" are good. The chorus sup
porting the leaders in the cast is bet
ter than the usual kind, and is well
costumed. Some of the members have
unusually attractive personalities, 9
fact which the audience did not over
look
MAX ROBERTSON.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-01-22

Theda Bara, the woman who for the
Fast few years has become known as
Victoria
/
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-01-22

VICTORIA
To-morrow-Theda Bara in Camille"
Thursday and Friday - Nine. Petrova
in THE Daughter of Destiny"
Saturday - Gladys Brockwell in For
Liberty"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-01-22
ORPHEUM

ORPHEUM
Friday. night only, January 25.-Jacob
Shiekowitz in Gee, My Wife" "
Yiddish).
Saturday night only. January 26 -
John Drew and Margaret Ellington
in The Gay Lord QueX."
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-01-22

Everyone interested in doing their
DIT toward alleviating the suffer
Official italian
War Pictures
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-01-22


in "The Wild Girl"
Tomorrow and Thursday-"The Ital-
ian Battlefront" first official wal
films of the Italian Government.
Friday and Saturday - Pauline Fred
erick in Mrs. Danes Defense"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-01-22
MAJESTIC
High Grade of Vaudeville.

COLONIAL
To- morrow and Thursday - Peggy
Hyland in Persuasive Peggy"
Friday and Saturday - Eva Tanguay
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-01-22

THE READING
The IL crew first to go after /
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
TOO WEAK
TO FIGHT

The Comeback" man was really never
doEn-and-out. His weakened condition
because Of overwork, lack of exercise, i'm
proper eating and living demands stimula-
ton to satisfy the cry for q health-giving
appetite and the refreshing sleep essential
to strength. GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil
Capsules, the National Remedy of Holland,
will do the work. They are wonderful.
Three of these capsules each day win put
\ man on his feet before he knows it;
whether his trouble comes from uric acid
Poisoning, the kidneys, gravel or stone in
the bladder, stomach arrangement or other
ailments that befall the over-zealous Amer
lean. The best known, most reliable rem
edy for these troubles is GOLD MEDAL
Haarlem Oil Capsules. This remedy has
stood the test for more than 200 years
since its discovery in the ancient labora-
tories in Holland. II acts directly and
gives relief at once. Don't wait until you
are entirely down-and-out. but take them
today. Your druggist viii gladly refund
your money if they do not help you. Ac-
eept no substitutes. Look for the name
GOLD MEDAL on every box, three sizes.
They are the pure. original, imported
HARLEM Oil Capsules-Adv.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
WAS GOOD ENOUGH REASON
Clients Innocence, So What Was
There for Jury to Dor

"1he following story either shows
extreme ignorance on the part of a
juror, or IL shows what wonderful
charm some lawyers exercise on n
jury" said a former marshal OF a
southern Indiana city.
"A murder was committed and It
was not long before we had the man
who we were sure had committed the
deed. But he had money and he re-
tained tine best lawyers. The two law.
yers we will call White and Black, be-
cause White and Black are not their
real names The jury was made up
largely of men who titled the soil
They we're Of the honest sort. White
and Black, especially White, so pre-
scented their clients case. telling how
be could Lot do such Il horrible deed
using their handkerchefs occasionally
In the telling. that the jurors were car
ried away and votel Cor gcquittal.
Later met one Of the jurors and
said to him: Jones, why did you
vote to aequit the prisoner The evil
dence showed clearly that he was
guilty
No, sir, That man was not guilty
said Jones. What makes you think
sof' l countered. why. because Mr..
White said he wasn'tY concluded
Jones'"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
reliable PRESCRIPTION
FOR THE KIDNEYS

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by DIR. Kilmcr's Swamp Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi-
cine.
1t is a physicians prescription.
Swamp Root is a strengthening medi-
cine. 1t helps the kidneys, liver and blad.
der do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp Root has stood the test of years
1t is sold by all druggists on it's merit and
it should help you. No other kidney medi-
cine has so many friends.
Be sure to get Swamp Root and start
treatment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten CENTS to DR..
Kilner & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
Was His own Fault.

Mercy !" exclaimed the presiding
elder gazing shockedly out of the win
dow. Il believe Your children are
trying to kill one of their number,
Brother Johnson All now they
have sea upon him with clubs and are
beating him savagely. You can hear
his CRIES, and"
Jaw, the one that's doing the yell
ing amt none of my yanng uns," non
chalantly replied Gap johnson OF Rum.
pus Ridge. "IIe belongs to one of
the neighbors-l can tel that by the
fact that he amt swearing. Some
thing wrong with that kid. anyhow
every time he gets healed up he comes
over yur for another beating. Kan
sas City Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
MusIo for lam oocaaIona.

Until Aunt May came to her house
to visit, eight-year-old Marian cried for
everything she wanted. Aunt May
with the intention of curing her niece
formed the habit Of singing (as Marian
wepO. "Don't cry, little girl, don't
cry, etc" All TO Marian's disgust.
One night when father was fussy,
Auntie proved that there was song
to sur him. Sweetly she sang Pack
up your troubles in your old kit bag
and smile, smile, smile"
A few nights later bachelor of very
uncertain age came to call ON Aunt
May. Auntie was very happy until
suddenly from the next room vlctrola
came:
Darling. I Am Growing Old"
Marian had seized her chance to
prove that there were songs for all
occasions.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20

Women all over the world realize mora
and more that their work at home hei1e&
the men at the Front. 1t imvafxad
great sacrifices, hard work and unusxzE
physical strength Women at hszan
should study nursing for the home. A good
way to learn is to ask your druggist ssr q
copy or send 5Oc to publisher Of tia
Medical Adviser" 663 Main ST., BuGata.
N. Y, and get copy of their 1000 paaH
book bound in cloth, with chapters en-
First Aid, Taking Care of the Sick an
Wounded, Physiology, Hygiene, ARatss
my, Sex Problems, Mother and Hab4A
Nobody, man or woman, can do eyed
work when health is impaired. II g
woman is nervous or has dizzy svgsl&.
suffers from awful pains at regular or -
regular intervals she should turn TO eoaia
made up of herbs, and without alcoheI,
which makes weak women strong and seks
women well. It is DR.. Pierce's R4scrita
Prescription. Send DR., Pierce, BzzzAN
n. Y, 10 cents for trial package.
Troy Center, Wis.-"This Is to certify
that / have used DIR. Pieree's Favorite Pre-
scription and found it very beneficial A.
few years ago ] suffered a general breEE-
down. l cot very weak and thin--iust feis
miserable al over. | began taking 'FzvOs-
tie Prescription and in six months / wzS
entirely well. ] also gave it TO my 8aags-
ter when she was about IL years 0b1 See
general weakness and Il brought her Gus
in fine condition. ! am a great believer iE
this medicine and recommend il TO Wosnen
who are aiing. Mrs. G. Kehoe.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
ND HMM
Hi TIL NY
lNSAlU&U
EvAP0RATED MILK FOR ARMY
Federal Food inspectors Watch Fac.
tories Making Prodact--Much
Being Shipped Overseas.

Prepared by the United states Depart
ment OF Agriculture)
Federal food inspectors of the Unit
ed States department of agriculture
are giving special attention to fac
tories where milk is condensed or
evaporated for use of the allied
armies and for consumers at home.
Condensed or eyaporated milk is
most important article of food even in
peace times. It is used by bakeries
and confectioneries, and in feeding
babies and the sick, as well as being
used as a general substitute for fresh
milk wherever the raw milk cannot be
obtained in sufficient quantity or pur-
ity.
In time of war, evaporated milk be-
comes a necessity, because il can be
transported with ease and will keep a
where it is impossible to obtain or
keep fresh milk. AS much as so per
cent of the output Of many large fac
tories is being shipped overseas for
the use of the allied armies.
Inspectors examine the sanitary
Condition of factories where milk is
condensed or evaporated, sterillzed
and canned Samples of the raw milk
as received at the factories are taken
for analysis by chemists and bac-
teriC.ogisis to see that it is clean and
wholesome and that 1t possesses the
proper proportion of butterfat and 9TH
er ingredients. The processes of evap-
grafton, sterilization, and canning are
studied; samples of the finished evap-
grated product are taken for examina-
ton in order that 1t may be deter
mined whether the evaporated milk
has been condensed to the proper con-
stituency, contains the right food ele-
ments, and is clean aud wholesome.
The contents of the cans are weighed
and compared with the amount stated
on the labels. The labels on the cans
are critically studied to see that there
is no misbranding or false statements
made regarding the quantity, the quail
ity, or the strength OF the evaporated
milk.
Inspectors of the various states CO.
operate with the federal food inspec-
tors In this work. The federal food
and drugs act applies only to ship
ments of foods that enter interstate
or foreign commerce. State inspectors
have jurisdiction over products made
and sold wholly within the state.
The joint authority of the federal
and state inspectors often enables
them, working together, to correct
abuses which either working alone
could not reach. Adulterated or mis-
branded condensed milk, when shipped
into interstate or foreign commerce,
may be seized under the federal food
and drugs act, and the manufactures
or other responsible party may be
prosecuted under the criminal sections
of the law. The state food inspectors
have authority. under the law of some
states, to require insanitary factories
to close until put into sanitary condi-
ton.
Evaporated or condensed milk, as
defined for the guidance of the officials
In enforcing the food and drugs act.
must be made from whole, fresh, clean
milk, and contain not less than 25.5
per cent of total solids, and not less
than 7.8 per cent of milk rat.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
Too Much to Expect.

do you expect Josh will be able TO
snesx French when he gets homer
asked Mrs. CorntOssel.
NO. replied her husband. You
can take II from me that josh has
teen TOO busy fighting 10 stop an learn
any fancy accomplishrn ents."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
LENDING Hand.

Don't you want to lend a hand to
our soldier boys on the other sideT
asked the orator at the wOman's meet
ing.
LEND a hand2" piped up one Of
the sweet young things. why,
gave my hand to one before he went
overi"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
Hnw,a This ?

We offer 10000 for any case OF catarrh
that cannot be cured by HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE.
HALLS CATARRI MEDICINE Is TAX
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
Sold by druggists for over forty years.
Price 75c. Testimonials free.
+. J. Cheney q Co., Toledo. Ohio.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
cutIcura Compilations.

Nothing better than Cuticura Soap
daily and Ointment as needed to make
the complexion clear, scalp clean and
hands soft and white. For free sam
pies address "Cutjcura, Dept. x, Bos-
ton" Sold by druggists and by mail.
Soap IS. Ointment % and 50.-Adv.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
Cause for Reloloinn.

The morning Of the eleventh, when
the bells began ringing and the whis-
ties blowing, Betty wakened up and
asked what 1t meant.
THE war is over and now we shall
have peace" ! explained.
'Oh. goodyw she SAID In such re-
lleved tone. Now can begin to spend
a little Of my own money !'-Chicago
Tribune.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
often the Case.

shat Kaiser Bill was bad actor"
"Ae s," said Mr.. Stormlngton Barnes,
"Anc like many another bad actor he
was so busy getting his name in big
type on the billboards that he failed
TO see the handwriting on the wall"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
Exactinq Customer.

Anyhow, l wouldn't feed Grown
Prince Willie along with the othel
Germans,V exclaimed the unrelentinE
woman.
why not?"
Hes the sort that would get dis
agreeable unless you always gave hin
white bread and three Jumps of sugar
in his coffee"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
Man to Be Honored.

de real patriot" said Uncle Eben,
rs de man dat followed de music of
de band clar over to whur de sho
nuef flghtin' was"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
BEST FEED FOR DAIRY cows
With Minimum Amount of Grain Sub
stitutes Must Be Furnished
Legume Hay Favored.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment OF Agriculture)
To feed the dairy herds WELL with
the minimum of grain, substitutes
must be furnished for at least part of
the grain. With a good pasture during
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
He KNEW Willie.

Uncle Jim (after a visiD--I want to
buy Willie a present that will be use
full and that be viii keep as long as
possible. What would you suggest?
Willie's DADA cake of soap.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20

the entire summer and with rich corn
silage and first-elass legume hay for
winter feeding, good dairy cows t'.l
yield a heavy flow Of milk at mini
mum Of cost. Glover. alfalfa, cOwpea
soyhean, velvet bean or othe, legume
hay, when fed with good silage, viii
maintain q medium production Uf milk
at a relatively low cost. Under Ordi
nary farm conditions it IS not to Be
expected that Iegume hay viii take the
place Of the entire grain ration, but
If it is substituted in part large guam
hties Of grain will be released for hu
nan food.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
Where Daddy MAS Iuckv-

WIN buNNT WIS LuINYs
Mary watched interestedly while her
father anchored his flu mask to his
ears and then said: Isn't 1t nice,
mother that daddy has such 'normous
big ears"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
In a Newspaper Office.

"Any naval engagement tonightf"
"No; but I've a military wedding"
Chicago Daily News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20

Keep clean inside as wen as outside by taking
gentle laxative At least once a week. such as
Doctor Pieree's Pleasant Pellets. Adv.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
In Close Touch.

Mrs. Hiram-"Are you much Gn
touch with affairs?" Mrs. RubefY--
"Oh, yes; our phone Is ON party
line"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20
Innortanf to Moihara
Enthusiastic.

Hes very enthusiastic about any
project he thinks of going into"
counts his chickens before they are
Matched. eh?'
yes, and figures two to SHE'LL
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20

prepared by the United States Depart
ment OF Agriculture)
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1918-12-20

N. ". ". MILWAUKEE,. NO. 51-.191s.
Arizona republican., 1918-01-27
D0RT STAMINA TOLD. BY H. JACKSON
 OF HOLBROOK
TELLS STORY OF TRIP THROUGH RUGGED MOUNTAINOUS SEC
 TON MAKING RECORD

The following letter was received by George W Campbell, assistant mana ger of the Leach Motor Car company, state distributors for the Dort car, from H. Jackson, Dort dealer of Hol- brook:
 The Dort demonstration I have was the first car over the road from Hol- brook to Concho after our recent big snow. It is a bad road when dry and was very bad with about foot of snow
 The driver went out of his way go- ing and had three large passengers besides himself.
 "The round trip was exactly 125 miles; he made it in six and one half hours, using seven gallons of gas which was an average of 1885 miles per gal lon The oil gauge was full when he left and showed no change after the trip.
 He used two quarts of water going out which 1 consider exceptional as there was lots of second gear pulling. T consider this was a wonderful record under the conditions and will | back the Dort against any car on wheels regardless of price or weight for economy and pulling over bad roads,
 Tt used very little water from Phoe- nix here when l came up, about one and one half gallons, and as you know there are lots of hard grades by way of Globe and Fort Apache and acros: the White mountains used 151s gallon. of gasoline and one quart of oil, a. near as I can figure it, about 2S0 mile. to Holbrook this way.
Arizona republican., 1918-01-27
DIDN'T LIKE SOAP
 IN EARLIER DAYS

The world is threatened with a scar city of soap. For only a comparatively short while, as the world considers it, has the world been accustomed to soap. If cleanliness is anyways akin to god liness, this was for a long time a most ungodly old world.
 Our tribe had a prejudice against soap at first" declared the Esquimau maiden in one of Mark Twain's TO- mances. But that was only at first" she continued: nobody would eat it"
 Only a few hundred years ago, even in advanced England, personal cleanli- ness was almost thing unknown, and soap was either etirely unused or very infrequent; certainly it was far from an indispensable article of toilet neces- sity. As late as the days of Queen Anne there was a decided prejudice against it.
 We are not inclined to dissipate gla- mour from any of the noted characters of history and romance but in the days of Lady Clara of the most es- timable house of We're de We're there were no baths in the palaces of the rich or in the houses of the peasant Scott gave to the world of fiction most beauteous heroines, as did >,Shakes- peare and others of great fame, but they were necessarily or the unWaShed variety. One day a friend complained to the noted Lady Mary Wortley Mon tague of the uncleanliness of her hands. My God" she replied, you should see my feet"
 l Old Sam Johnson, England's re- nowned Photographer, fat and ungain- | ly, was notably disregardful of his per | sonal condition, given, as he was all most entirely to study of the use of | words. He attended the theater one
Arizona republican., 1918-01-27

ing the type of tire and tube best suited for this particular use The weight of the heavy fire trucks, their rapid acceleratio the sharp turning necessary have worked a hardship on the pneumatic tire, but when the Pal mer Safety Cord tube was put upon the market it was given a thorough trial, and so successful were the re- sults," according to H. W. Haldeman of the Pacific Pipe and Supply com pany, southern California distributors, that all of the motor driven apparatus on which rubber tires were used are now equipped with Palmer Safety Cord tubes, and there has been no in- stance so far in which tubes and tires have blown out"
 The ordinary use of tubes in tour- ing subjects the tube to but a small degree of the strain that it would un- dergO in the service of the fire depart ment, and the fact that casing with four inch holes in it has been driven close to 200 miles with a Palmer Safety Cord tube inserted in it, without blow ing out, is conclusive proof of the strength of this wonderful tube.
 Tn rough countries, where the roads are not as smooth as we have in southern California, Palmer Safety Cord tubes have met with instant de- mand. In Arizona our dealers have not been able to keep up with the orders and everywhere users are loud in their. praise of these tubes. Being rein forced with a lock loop woven mesh of Sea Island cord they have sufficient strength of their own to carry a DOT tion of the air strain, and their use makes fabric castings as serviceable and long lived as the famous cord cas- ings.
 Another feature of the Palmer tube is that it is double circular cut so that It IS the same shape as the casing, eliminating all chance whatever of the tube becoming wrinkled or pinched with the resulting annoyance They are not just tubular rubber with the ends cemented together, but are shaped | to fit the casing and the ends are thoroughly VulcaniZed together.
 We have made several tests re- | gardlng the repairing of these tubes and have found that punctures are as easily repaired as in the ordinary plain tubes. The two walls of the Palmer tube are rubber riveted through the Sea Island Cord mest and when puncture occurs it is merely the rubber between the strands of cord that is opened ur and when vulcanized in the ordinary manner makes the tube practically perfect again.
 Southern California has received the Palmer Cord tube with oper arms, and this popular approval has extended to San Francisco and SC numerous have been the orders iron the northern city that we have beer forced to open up branch ther, to take care of the business, anC | render service to the users.
 We have service stations through
 out the city and many Southerl
 California towns, and others ar
 being established as fast as we cal
 take care of them. We really fee
 the Palmer Cord tube answers
 long felt want, and that it is tn,
 only improvement made in inne
 tubes since the advent of the auto
 mobile.''