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The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18
IN MANY, ONE
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There are waves Of sound SO large
that they cannot touch the tiny human
ear Light rays SO great that to the
human eye all is darkness,
/ Travelling like q cannon ball, swiftly
through space, this earth feels little
Of motion. To West Feliciana all Is
peaceful and quiet
There are powers So great that the
human heart can no more comprehend
them than a dew drop can hold a
thunderstorm
One such great power Is the power
Of evil which Is How ruling the German
empire.
We did not believe We could not
believe, that such evil could be In this
world, or la any world
Even when we knew the facts We
could not but doubt our own minds.
there could not be such cruelty,
How is II that We are able now TO
believe IN evil2 How Is Il that we at
last know and understand that ne are
lighting for mere than tIfe9
How is Il that wc nos know this
great power Of evil, know Why We are
hghttug, why we are forced to a
desperate stand7
We are able nov TO know aud under.
stand and fight because the nation
knows and understands
The dew drop has slipped into the
sea The ocean can bear the storm.
What was too great 10 be gFaspea
by the individual is truly known and
by this great nation.
This world is convinced of evil,
This is the power of democracy.
This Is the power of unity.
In many, one. f. II, c.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18
aeraopIsrs MOVE FORWARD

The general conference Of the Moth.
odist Episcopal Church South has
granted iuIl laity rights 10 the women
oi their communion This Is bu' iardy
justice 10 the elect ladies" whose
immense services were freely given
despite The Withholding from them Of
Il participating voice in the councils Of
their church Another proof that the
Methodisls are responding TO modern
progress Is that the iouryear limit il
removed from q minister's serving as
pastor Ia one place This old rule.
which had some good reasons to recon.
mend 1t, had as many drawbacks. the
principal one being that pastor doing
a good sork al one place was fire..
pnrntly removed In the midst of his
usefulness leaving plans incomplete
TO break grouud" elsewhere
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18
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The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18
TAKE The GIFTS The COOS
PROVIDE

/ The lack of fwo votes 80 the United
/ States Senate viii cause the postpone
mpHl Of action upon the equal suffrage
amendment az this esssion This brings
deep disappointment to suffrage work
ers, bat we hope II will not be deemed
reasonable By them II we Say il il
not an unqualified evil The imputa-
ton has been freely made by the ants
that sHffragIsts should aoi pasb their
interests q, this time Rheu the ma
tons needs To- the direction Of 50
many womaniy activities are so press.
ing This Is said In face Of the fact
that nearly every European nation has
given their women the suffrage as a
War Measure, of else are preparing 30
DO SO American women could be ten
times more effective II they had the
vote Every leader IN woman work
knows that ~ well as 30 many thought.
}aI men. bHi rs II would take time aHd
effort 10 convince the thousands Of
men. who read little aud think loss
most guifragists are willing 70 SEQ the
delay OF their desires rather than even
~ seem ready 90 subordinate their
couBtry's interests to their own
In Louisiana certainly the Intfoduc-
ton Of the Federal amendment would
bring ON great turmoil In state politics,
might possibly defeat for reelection
the most prominent, brilliant and usp.
fuI L = Senator that Louisiana has
had Ia mtny years, and after all cx.
pose the state to the stigma Of non.
If the amendment
We commend these comforting con.
s,deratious TO the sufiragists Of the
State, and hope that, regardless OF
club affiliations, they will one and all /
work with Gov. Pleasant for suffrage
by state amendment In another article
III this page We have tried 10 show I
Why Il Is wise TO do SO should Louis, I
lana become suffrage state tn ad .
vance Of the adoption Of the federal .
amendment, she will be subject TO less .
1Pprobium from the suffragists of the (
nation, even If, for local prudential /
reasons she thouId see TT 10 reject the
federal amendment
On the other hand se believe that
t the women 81 Louisiana wllI have
ilreedy tasted the sweets Of political
they will insist upon the
massage of the federal amendment In
Tue course.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18
FEDERAL PROHIBITION
AMENDMENT
&. and n E Robinson, Editors

I've petitions have been Med asking
the endorsement hy the State Legisla.
tufc of the prohibition amendment TO
the national constitution This prom.
lses 10 becomc the hottest question to
come before the General Assembly
which convened Tuesday Iioth the
pros and the ants claim to have a
majority the resignation Of Senator
Harper taking from the former ono
vote Certainly The pFohibitlaHists have
much the advantage Ia the argument
for ratification
The governor recommends ratitCa.
ton IN his message. and will naturally
give the weight of his influence ~ that
direction Busides thc active support
Of The thousands Of pFnhbtttontsts
throughout the state Who have worked
for the cause tn aud out at season aud
wbo viii nov rpdouble their efforts as
they see victory Ia sight there are
rHaaY thousands more who have not
supported prohibition. believing local
OF state restrictions inefficient but
aho will nov give their outspokoh
approval to federal prohibition az be-.
ing both practicable aud desirable
Again. the scientific world H. out.
spoken against alcohol ~ a beverage
The most advanced physicians have
ceased TO prescribe IT, Large bust
nasses. railroad corporations restrict
their men from The use Of alcoholic
beverages II Is banned In The Amer
lean Army and Navy. In word the
wisdom Of the moderns h against
liquor. and the weight OF ali this adj
verse opinion ia being felt In Louis /
lana, whore s. natural desire 60 keep up
Vllh progressive thought Is manifest
All of these fofCos. these potent con /.
siderations. are working Gor the ratih /
cation Of the amendment
Lastly, the measure has been adopt I
I'd hy every state legislature 10 which F..
Il has been presented Cau Louisiana
afford to b. advertised To the world as
the first exception we opinc not
She must Join the slsterhood Of states
that are crushing out alcohol as q
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18
SUGAR PLACED UNDER CONTROL
IN LOUISIANA

Tho sugar dIvfHtap ia the Iatpst bfg-
r..,o il. a,nnao,t,,. o.t,s ia. Pooa "A
,,,gpistrs,lon nj toujsissa The nlan Is
- hold sngsr .s.,s n shoa, IA ne,
o.,t o., ,h,3, ,,r,,aI cars.,,tgao er
fine ananft,y used last wear Nop.ossen.
tiaI urodpcrs viii be- haired altogether
and the establishment ri REV indus.
t,tas rosYfr,ng sugar v,n mot no an.
eograypa There vfll not bs any con.
sassioB IA the makers of soft drinks
"a bo felt themselves entitled to some
consideration beeause Of the demand
IA, Notwithstanding beverages for The
Fty Thousand soldiers Who are beipe
trained At the various eampg located
IN Louisiana
The Government however. has de.
cided that the lighters will be content
with cool water until the sugar supply
ia surer and the kottlars vlll bp re.
stricted The ice-cream PRODUCERS win
fare better their commodity being
elassed a. among the hest summer
foods. besides utilizing milk. which is
a food which the Food Administration
Is partlcutafty boastlug
lee cream wIn also reanIrp consider.
able ice ice is strainlng hard for
higher prtceg The Food Administra.
riop has fssued warning tn the gn.
dustry 10 20 slow. to show cause. and
70 obtain permission before increasing
rates anywhere.
While It has no direct authority over
The ice industry tho Government con.
trolls the ammonia supnly withont
which ice cannot he made and fuef
coutrol is also mart af the Food Admin.
tstratgan with these pewers the latter
does not apticlpaie any trouble IN
CARRYING ont It's proeram
Tho Food Administration Announces
that il Is saau, ready Ia n,bya far q
larger aud chaa,er Bah supnly lain
n psrk.y poot ABninfs,rator far
ou,sispa wgu cal, a meeting If the
an ,,,orss,s IN ,hls sta,a a, , cor,
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18

President Wilson approves papers
hg signing "Okeh " II" When asked
vhy be did not sign q X. MI Wilson
referred the inquirer 10 the dictionary.
where II vas seen that Okeh. inCof
rectly written q. X. Is a ChaCtaw word
meaning IT II 81 g." II il not possible
that President Andrew Jackson. who
knew the Indian tongues so well. has
been maligned. and when be- used the
rabglisile letters OK he mpant 0keh
and mol tn" ihHeFate spelling at All
correct which has heeu attributed to
him. W. prefer to think SCI.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18
TaE RED CROSS seIalT SPEAKS
Nv 1ohn II Finley !

tig John n FfHley1
kueoi hehind the soldiers trench
I walk wy,h s'fambles smear and stencil
The dead ] mourn
bear the strsteher aud | bend
Ger sammy. Pierre ana Iaek and meme
What shells have torn.
/ "a wherever men may dare,
| Sc wherever womahs care
Ana love ran live
Wherever strength and skin can bring
sureehse to human suffering
uf soltCe give
ana ruur pennies and your pounds
ana your bodies ou their rounds
ot pain altar
am yua. doing what sou Rould
II fuu were only where you could
Your ayatat.
The cross which on nay arm I wear
The flag which Ger ms breast bear
IL hat the sign
Df what you'd sacrifice far him
Who suffers on the hellish rim
of wars red line
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18

la q formal statement by the Ger
imam government. IL ia admitted that
they treat their prisoners with more
rtgoF than the English treat theirs.
aednetng that this severity has great
moral effect 81 certainly takes moral
turpiiude to acknowledge seemingly
without shame that they can thus re-.
turn so basely the generosity Of their
enemy
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18

Stale of Louisiana, Parish u West Felts-
lana. 2ith judicial District Court
Notice ~ Filing ~ Final Account
NoiIre Is hereby given a. an whom u
doth OF mas concern, 60 show cause with
iH ter DAYS from the present notification
II aur they have or esH. whg the Final
Account q the Succession ~ Frederick 7
wlmhish, deceased alsd bg William Wahla
Bessie the Administrator 81 said suurss.
SIGN should net be approved, bomaloEatet
and made the judgment Of the Court e
Witness the Honorable Charles Kit
bourne Judge 2tth judicial District Court,
this llth aaF ~ April 1918
T. s. MUSE,
clerk u said Court
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18
MORE POTATOES, less FLOUR
AND SUGAR. SLOGAN

-
An array of letters and kilograms
received daily by John " Parker food
administrator for Louisiana, provide
proof positive that Louistana's record
potato crop is not yet on the safe side
of the ledger Conditions have improv.
ed considerably panieky farmers have
recognized that they were iniuring
themselves aud all their fellows by
digging immature potatoes and rush.
ing them to markets already glutted
They are leaving more potatoes In the
ground and may stand a better chance
Of striking a more active demand
In the meantime, the retail dealers
IN New Orleans and elsewhere have
seen the light and reduced prices TO
scale which will prove attractive to
the housekeepers and multiply con
lgumpton The New Orleans Depart.
meut Of Agriculture has offered prae.
teal cooperation, planning to handle
potatoes direct from producer TO con.
sumner. and TO organize a cheap de.
livery system which will induce poeF
people to share IA the OPPORTUNITY for
quantity purchases at lower rates.
| The need for -four for shipment to
the soldiers aud the nations across
the sea Is constantly becoming more
acute There ia very little -four left
IN the country. and no chance to sc.
cure more until the next crop comes
la The supply which the nation feels
IN duty, honor and humanity bound
TO send must come out of the consump.
ton Ia this country Herbert Hoover
drds that all the expedients SO far
evolved have not been able 10 yield
the full quantity desired So he has
appealed for more steam In the yolun.
tary drive which be has been directing
The churches, the fraternal organE
cations and other civic bodies have
been urged 10 combine an extra effort
and all agencies have been impressed
with the importance Of the observance
aud enforcement Of the -four regula.
tions already formulated
One Of the parish administrators dis.
covered small merchant who had
hundred barrels of -four hidden away
In various places. IN defiance Of all the
food laws and necessities, The excess
vas taken away from the hoarder, aud
he additionally obeyed the advice to
contribute 10 the Rcd Cross by way Of |
fne Indictment aud trial in the federal
court are expected to follow, and In |
case Of conviction the offender viii be |
subject TO both heavy fine and i'm.
prisonment for several years.
As an Offset TO such disloyalty there |
are entire parishes shlch are barring |
wheat aour altogether for the next
three months, and there are merchants
refusing 10 buy or sell -four under any |
until the strain Is lifted /
The homes are also beginning TO con
secrate themselves to the cause, that
of General A. D. Booth In New Orleans
aud ". A Lee Of Sorrento, Ia the rural
districts, being the arst TO send in
combined pledges 10 abstain from
wheat -four and products for three
months
J / Munoa, a large dealer IN -four
and a member Of the committee
handling the -four surrender move
ment on behalf of the Food Admins
fra,ion, suggests a state league Of such
pledges, with a special inexpensiyel
badge Of honor. and believes that very
rear the entire population will enroll
a
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18

Ward. about s miles
Road from Wilhelm 10 Mississippi state
line, about 10 miles
Road from capt f'etsfsen's 60 tesaH-
s'efs ford CA Little Bayou Sara Cfsrh
about : miles
Ride must be Ia the hands 1T the ClsrH
e9 the Police Jury not later than June 6
lsis, AZ 10 a. n Roads te be- worked Ga
a grade and kept In Al condition far lNu
years
q. =. HOWELL President
J e MATTHEW'S. Clerk.
Police Jury Parish ef West FslleiaHa
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18

should a tax rate OF three mills en-
full value assessment BE adopted, we
forpsee q great drop IN real estate
values, In the opinion OF the owners
anyhow
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18

Senator farpef accused of disloy
atty. CLEARED is the jury bat openly
condemned by the presiding Judge. re-,
eeiying "a fcrore only q Scotch yer
diet. resigned hi sent Ia the State
seualc He forestalled probable cx.
pulstau from the Senate Governor
Pleasant promptly accepted the resig
aatioh nniiceably failing 10 express
even conventional regrets.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18

Formcr Governor l.. 4 Hall aud
John u OyeFion are open candidates
for 'he Broussard term In the United
States Senate 4 good friend Of ours
sometimes remarks 4 can eat ans.
thing once tn a Hike spirit, We favor
giving Mr. Overton a chance
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18

II IL intimated that Won HinaenbHFg
Ia dead Are the Germans adding to
their either harbatitiee. the execution
Of their unsuccessful generals ps did
the Carthagtnians OF old
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18
NorIer

Bids are asked fOr for working the
following public roads Ia this Parish
The Dear Road In the Fifth Ward.
about Z miles
The Whitaker Read In the Fifth
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18

The Germans claim that they treat
American prisoners like they do the
others God help the poor fellows.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18

Delivery Of locomotives ordered by
the Government will start In July.
The true Democrat. [volume] (Bayou Sara [La.]) 1892-1928, 1918-05-18
LITTLE ADS"

LOST between Steru's store and the
Y. 4 M Y station, one long silver
chain With gold locket Reward II
returned 10 Sol Stern.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1918-08-30
PIVOTAL POINT OF
HUN LINE IS TAKEN
ALBERT, AN IMPORTANT TOWN
AND A RAILROAD CENTER
HAS BEEN TAKEN.
GERMANS COUNTER ATTACK
Threatened With Pocketlng Germans
Seem to Be Making Haste In
Their Retreat.

London.-The town of Albert, eigh-
teen miles northeast of Amiens, on
the Ancre river, has been recaptured
by the British, who also have obtain
ed all their detectives In the fighting
between Bray Sur Some and Albert,
according to the official communica-
ton from Field Marshal Haig over
the six mile front the British advanc-
ed two miles.
The British were steadily driving
into the German positions on the
high ground between Bray-Sur Somme
and Albert. One thousand Germans
were taken prisoner
A vicious German counteratack
directed against the British positions
IN the outskirts of Miraumont were
Driven off.
On the ground between the two
onts where the British armies are
iammering them dnd where they are
threatened with being left in pocket
the Germans seem to have started re-
treating.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1918-08-30
GERMANS RETREAT BEFORE
PURSUING FRENCH ARMIES

With the French Army in France
The retreat of the Germans before
both the third and tenth French arm
les continued with increased speed
over a large part of the battle front
and in some cases In disorder.
General Mangin's men are approach
ing the Coucy forest and are nearly
on the line held in April along the
River Ailette. They have also widen.
ed their hold on the Disc to Bretigny,
midway between Noyon and Chauny.
The French advance towards the
roads leading to Chauny adds another
menace to their line OF retirement and
explains the acceleration of the
enemy's retreat Bourgignon, st.
Paul-Aux-Bois and Quincy fell into
the hands of the French giving them
command OF the valley of the Ailette
from the region Of Coucy-le- Chateau
to the Disc.
General Humberts troops also are
pressing the enemy vigorously, Hav-
Ing occupied the height of Fremont,
Just south Of Lassigny, they have cap
tured Thiescourt, which completes the
conquest of the group of hills known
as the Thiescourt massif. The enemy
now has but a precarlous hold on the
valley of the Divete river. in which
French cavalry is now operating.
Several thousand prisoners have
been taken and trophies in such great
quantities that ii has been impossible
thus far to count them also have been
captured.
General Mangin's troops advanced
seven miles during the night.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1918-08-30
EXISTENCE OF STATE OF WAR
BETWEEN RUSSIA AND U. S.

Washington, Dispatches from Rus.
STA were of somewhat disturbing ma
ture to state department officials.
Vice Consul Robert W. Imbrie at
Petrograd reported in a delayed dis.
patch that members of the bolshevik
government at the former Russian cap.
ital had issued pronunciamente de.
claring that a state of war existed
between Russia and the United
States.
In view of the bolshevik declara.
ton Mr.. Imbrie reported In his dis
patch, which was dated August 2, that
he had lowered the United States flag
over the consulate and following the
recent action Of Consul General Poole
at Moscow closed the consulate and
turned over the affairs of the United
States to the Norwegian consul.
Americans in Petrograd believed to
number about twenty were warned
to leave.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1918-08-30

Frenchle, veteran of the trenches
getting expert attention at general
hospital No. 9, Fort Mcpherson. Hold.
ing him is Sergt. S. l.. b. Cohen, an
invallded soldier Trenches tenn
porary proprietor, and dressing one of
Trenches wounds Is Miss Mae Burk-
ley, United States war nurse Frenchle
Is one of the latest arrivals from the
trenches In France-one who has
spent most of his life In the trenches.
In fact, having been born in trench
In an American sector. He Is n New.
foundland pup, five months old. He
reached Fort Mcpherson with de-
tachment Of wounded soldiers. French.
lie was wounded, too. His beautiful
tail had been entirely shot Off and one
of his forelegs grievously damaged.
Trenches mother was message car.
rier In the French army. She was as.
signed to service with the Americans
and was killed In battle. His two
brothers were killed shortly after.
ward.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1918-08-30
Sleep Over II.

Chauncey Depew says he has a hard
and fast rule that unpleasant happen
ings are to be discussed in the morn
ing, never In the evening.
To this add that before making any
important decision you should always
sleep over 1t. You may think quite dIf.
ferently In the morning and the delay
may save you much subsequent re-
gret.-Los Angeles Times.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1918-08-30
cives the CUTTING Edqe.

Nickel alloy with from 8 TO 10 per
cont chromium will take fine cutting
odye according to the Chemical Trade
Journal Either cobalt or nickel with
g to Is per cent chromium has Its
melting point reduced below that Of
onv of the three separate metals, with
nm increase of electrical resistance;
and with 16 to 30 per cent chromium
Tho hardness is greatly increased, CIV
Inc nm alloy suitable for cutting tools.
This application Of chromium has been
nntented.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1918-08-30
ALBERT THE CITY OF
THE LEANING VIRGINv

Albert is a town in the department
or Somme 1t is situated on the Ancre
river and is railroad center Before
the war II had population of more
than 1000, Albert has been the scene
Of some desperate fighting and in the
recent British drive the town was sur.
rounded on three sides by the armies
OF Field Marshal Haig, the village OF
Aveluy on the north and Meaultee on
the south having been reached by
them.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1918-08-30
DEBATE cENTERs ON YOUTH
OF is AND WORK OR FIGHT.

Discussion in both senate and house
centered upon opposition from some
members to calling youths OF is to the
eolors. The bill was piloted in the
senate and house by chairmen Of the
respective military committee, Sena.
tor Chamberlain. Of Oregon, and Rep
resentative Dent, of Alabama. The
former declared traditional the policy
OF subjecting boys as young as IS to
military service and also championed
the work or fight amendment
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1918-08-30
A SERIOUS LABOR SHORTAGE
OF MORE THAN A MILLION.

Washington The fact that there
now is shortage in war work Of one
million unskiled laborers and that the
reserve of skilled workers Is exhaust
ed developed at conference of field
agents Of the federal service. Further
curtailment Of non.essential produc-
ton is plnaned
The labor shortage Is so serious
that completion Of number OF i'm.
portant war projects for the army and
navy rs being delayed.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1918-08-30
Ae,ll Mix EN- Up.

"Whats become Of that waiter that
mood 70 wait on mel" asked the man
In the restaurant.
SThe fellow who always got your or
ders twlsted?" asked the proprietor.
"That's him"
"Oh, he's enlisted and gone to the
war"
"Good. III bet he'll mix things up,
all right, all right"