Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1918-07-04
iTNATEhiPTY PULPIT
And Why Sometimes 1t Is Difficult
to Fill 1t,
Ladies of the Congregation Have De-
cided Views as to the Minister
Who is to Be Honored by
the Proposed Call.

A charming afternoon in Aprif-one
of those days with just enough chill in
the air to make the sun feel comfort
able when you cross to the sunny side
of the street. Just one of those April
afternoons when Mrs. Richard Pen
nington Hall declares she has been
scarcely a place all winter and just
must get out. Mrs. Hamilton Ross
finds herself in the same situaticrt and
they are not alone in their decision.
An hour later, on the main street OF
the town:
How do you do, Mrs. Ross? So de-
lightful to be out this lovely day! Yes,
just like myself, 1 feel like 1 had been
shut in so long by the cold weather!
Certainly L was there. We must
turn out to hear all the candidates for
our pulpit.
+ mo, l really can't agree with you.
There was something about him that
l did not like. False teeth, you say?
Are you sure? I told Richard he had
an impeachment in his speechl Wen,
that settles it-let's have a preacher
with his teeth growing in his head.
"Of course I'm sorry for Brother
Hope if he expected to get the place,
but we can't help it! Good-by, yes do
come real soon! i
Mrs. Richard Pennington Hall hur-
ries along (she usually hurries at ev-
erything) and some few moments
later, when grabbing laces at the bar
+o1,
Mrs. William Cotton Adams, who is
similarly occupied. Laces at bargain
prices are forgotten in the thrill each
experiences in a chance for friendly
chat.
sob, my dear Mrs. Hall, how do you
do? I've just been dying to have a
good talk with you. What have you
heard about the last minister we had
on trial? What do you think of himi
Yes, in a way liked him, but there
was something about him 1 did not
like. Did you notice it, too? Yes, he
made all his gestures with his left I
hand. Is he left-handed? Oh, indeed
OF all things. So awkward looking
For my part, hope we'll not get him. H.,
Someone was saying he had false ,
teeth, too. That's too many defects in ,
one man, I say.
$50 glad we have had such nice
chat. Oh, wen hear several more be- s
fore we decide on the new minister. t
Heavens o'clock and time to close. S
I don't see why they close so early. f
Goodby, come and see me soon" G
HN,r-O nnI-r 1,4o
Mrs. James Jordan White boards a .
Forest avenue car and finds three of
the members of her sewing society all
going in her direction, so here was too
good an opportunity to miss to discuss !
the new minister.
"Oh, how do you do, all of you?
What did you think of last Sundays
supply? n
'Short and fat! Well, 1 should say
so! And wheezy, tool l just said to
Mr.. White I'd bet he'd be laid up with j.,
asthma a good part of the time!
you don't mean to tell me the com. F
nittee intends to bring that Rev. Ma T.
:haniel Hopkins of Chicago here on
rial!
"Oh, dear, I've got to get off here
md we haven't half finished our chat
Well, if it's the same Doctor Hopkins =
hat I've heard preach, we don't want
him He's lame-I think he has
wooden leg!
"Goodby, everybody! Come and see
ne. do hope We'll finally get
preacher we all like !"-Kansas City
star.