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The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Make Socialist His JniIer.

Solitary confinement within four
padded walls in convict garb. Moth
ing but black bread and water diet
for the rest Of his miserable life
His cell should be located in Ham
burg. right opposite the Bismarck
statue, so he can have a good view
of 1t from the prison window. Tho
great socialist, Lieb Rucchi should
be his jailer.
LEO C. CARELLE.
e12 Eighth St N. W.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Absolute IdIeness.

First: Isolate him absolutely so
ehat he can neither see nor hear a
human being.
Second: Furnish him with proper
food, but no utensils except the con-
tAiners. Bed and clothes of such sim
plicity as to require the least effort
to dress or undress.
Third: Furnish no tools or instru-
ments of any sort nor anything to
read The idea is to keep him in
absolute idleness for I can think Of
no punishment more severe.
JOHN IERNAN DONOVAN.
Falls Church, Va
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Hnrken To the Poet.

Kill. Kan, or Kage the Kaiser,
Make him sane and make him wiser;
For him I am no sympathizer.
Take from him land, wealth. and
castle,
Make him for his living 'wrastle,"
Or lock him in some dungeoned Bas-
tile.
Take him Ger the fields so CORY.
Show him all his vanished glory
To realize the sad, sad story.
In a side-show he'd be good riddance.
And charge 90 cents admittance,
Give the Kaiser a bare pittance-
So use the Kaiser to make money.
As a clown he would be right funny:
The cash would make some dark
clouds sunny.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
PM Him On Trial.

In keeping with our method of dis
pensing justice in criminal cases, that
he be tried for first degree murder by
a jury of his peers. said jury ana
judge to be selected from neutral
countries: the witnesses to be repre-
of the nations engaged in
the war. WILLIAM w. INGRAM,
IS street northwest.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16

think the Kaiser should be put in
confinement for lifetime. 1t must be
admitted that he did more damage and
caused more to be done, than any
other man in the world. Eotwith-
standing that, we are living In
Christian age, and know that the
Kaiser will suffer more from re
Election of his own deeds than he
would from our punishment.
W. E. LINDSAY.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
ExhIbI. Him in Pieces.

After the ex-Kaiser is dead. ] sug-
gest that a section OF him be given to
each country with whom he has been
at war to be kept in its Museum. A
section also to be placed in the Ger
man museum as an object lesson.
z. F. BURDEN.
sSo1 Thirteenth street northwest
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Imprison Him.

334 c street northeast
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
LET Him Live Long.

Give him Memory and Remorse for
companions: give him cars which
constantly hear the moans OF dying
men, the walls and cries OF hungry.
starving, dying, drowning women
and children; give him eyes which
constantly sec pictures of all the
worlds misery and sunsftng caused
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Hrnnd Hin.

~ Let the ex-Kaiser be compelled to
wear some distinguishing mark, as
Hester Pryne wore her Scarlet
Letter" Let him come and go as he
wishes. despised by and in fear Of
his enemies and avoided by any who
Z may remain friendly to him at heart.
Z HE only escape from this would be
a voluntary exile which would be. in
effect, a life Imprisonment. during
which he would have plenty of time
= 10 commune with his conscience.
NJ H. L
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
What 10 Do With the K.i.-r.

l.. NJ. ALTER, sI1 18th St N. W.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Make Him EXAMPLE.

We are a civilized and God-fearing
nation, and must do all Things
decently and in order. Put the
Kaiser in a public prison as an eN-
ample for all rulers and private
citizens who try to murder, plunder,
and create confusion for their own
seI6sh vanity. money and ambition.
A LADY FROM TAKoMA PARK
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Put Him on Float In Parade.

II ! were instrumental IN deciding
the fate OF the ex-Kaiser the Victory
parade would contain a most unique
and interesting Goat. ! would have
him Gagged like other wild beasts and
cArted through the streets In the pub
lie eye. I would have him existing
In = forest of autocracy, and the trees
and the foliage around him burning
IKE The frss e ball ] would have
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
A Poetic Prfvnfe.

I'm a private N the army, and I
think l win the five Just send me
one ex-Kaiser, and be sure that he's
alive Also seventeen dozen eggs.
that needn't be freshly laid, some tar,
some feathers. and a mop that has
been discarded by some maid, a tin
can as a crown to be worn upon his
knob-send the things Immediately,
and I'll guarantee the job.
Private DAVID FLEISCHER,
925 Virginia avenue
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
a Word from Miss Slaughter.

/ would sentence the Kaiser to six
months continuous travel in the
United States of America. No man,
woman, OF child would give him
shelter. MISS EDNA NJ SLAUGHTER
1926 o street northwest
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
With Hunrrn EaRIea.

Put him in a steel cage with hum
cry eagles in 1t, in a museum with
these words in big letters in the
cage, Here is the widest animal or
civilization which has visited the
world but once"
G. RYNOELDS,
441S Conduit road.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Put Him On q Rock.

Clothe this monster in prison Earb
and leave him to shift for himself on
some uninhabited rock in the ocean,
with a patrol boat to make sure that
no human being ever comes within
ten miles OF him again, under any
so that he will never
again hear a human voice, but will be
left to his own thoughts and the
which the Creator may
sec 1T to mete out to him
B. H. d.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
show Him As Monkey.

Put him in a strait-jacket. throw
him into an iron-screened cage
wherein should. be a dummy monkey.
Hang a placard on the beast OF Ber-
lin with the following inscription:
Here is what the Yanks made out of
you." having an arrow pointing to
the dummy monkey from the above
inscribed placard. Exhibit the above
to the civilized world.
PHILIP ROSENSON,
Eighth Precinct Police Station.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16

! suggest the exKaiser becoming a
Christian by the teaching of Chris
tians OF the United States of America.
To redeem his soul and to teach
Christianity to his people. Gor's power
is to give and take life, not mans.
MOTHER OF SEVEN SONS KILLED
IN THE u S. ARMY
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Put Him On Island.

The Kaiser. dressed up in his i'm
perial garments, should be taken in
every large city in the world as a
show. After he is through with his
trip, he should be confined with his
dear wife in some little island under
the allies control.
ESTHER ADA RATING,
Fourteen years old.
334 C street northeast
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Another Cage sugxe.tion.

The most fitting punishment that
could befall the former Kaiser would
be to incarcerate this rapacious mon
ster in a cage OF iron, transport him
to America. and exhibit him from
coast to coast charging a fee OF, say
81, for a glimpse of his Satanic face.
WALTER =. SHERWOOD,
Room 517 Bond Bldg.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Three Balls for Is Cents.

Put the Kaiser in a hit-the-nigger
stand in some amusement park. and
charge each person 25 cents to throw
three balls and with the money made
send It to the Belgium relief commit
tee for clothes and food for the people
of Belgium. Every soldier, sailor,
and marine of the United States will
be on that line waiting for his turn
to come to throw those three balls.
PRIVATE JOHN A. CLEARY.
Alexandria Va
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Isolate Him.

The Kaiser should be sentenced to
spend the rest of his natural life on
some isolated island. His estates and
wealth should be confiscated and used
in the relief and reconstruction work.
PVT. DANA A. LANE,
Co. l4-B 16.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16

The Kaiser should be brought to
the Capital OF the United States on
exhibition for the benefit for the
boys "over there
BERTHE CORNNELL. 10 years,
1927 H St. n. z.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Treat HIu like AnImaL

- Place him in an iron cage like
Spn1e freak animal at a side show.
1 n BE can be kept alive for two years.
enough money can be realized by
exhibiting him throughout the world
70 pay for all German atrocities.
H. c. BELL
21I East Capitol street
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
RAN RAILROADS CHEAPLY

The sum of S4o3.s64.o5o was spent
for all work in connection with the
United States Railroad Admintstra-
tion during the period from January
/, 1918. to September so. 1918. accord
ing to an announcement today oy
Director General McAdoo.
This sum is "a per cent OF the total
sum authorized the railroad adminis-
tration during this year.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Pnf Him I'm Cireua.

Put him in the Barnum & Bailey
circus and exhibit him as the fiercest
animal in the world. Put him in
Brookland street car from the Bu-
reau Of Engraving to Brookland.
Then get the best champion shonter
from every allied nation and let them
shoot as close to him as they can.
GRAHAM DEPoNAI
$40 Ninth street northeast
The Washington times., 1918-11-16

Put him in a cage on chain and
bring him over here. and charge tD
see him. the money to go toward
building UP Belgium and France.
c. w. MYERS.
Police Officer 301, District Bldg
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Old Soldier. suEEestion.

Let Uncle Sam have him and ] will
have a steel cage made to put him
in and exhibit him in every country
on earth and in q few years / will
pay the national debt and have enough
left to feather my own nest
sz9-- UNCLE SAM,
Z. S. SoIdierS Home.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Numbered Lnrhea.

He should have a lash with a raw
hide whip for every man, woman, ana
child that was drowned on the Lusi-
taufa. JAMES ]. SULLIVAN.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Make Him KIss FIaEs.

He should be made to get down
on his knees and kiss every allied
country's nag. Then he should be
made to torture his own sons and
his wife as he told the soldiers to
do to Belgian and French women
and men.
CLAUDE RINGER Us years old).
1900 You street.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
suEEestion from Belgian.

The ex-Kaiser must be convicted
for premeditated murder by an inter
allied court. The judgment should
stipulate that the Hun be shown as
wild animal in all the allied
countries. ]. THONE CBelgIan)
2410 Eighteenth street.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Bring Hin Here for Parade.

Bring the Kaiser to the Capital City
for our victory parade, and ! will
promise there will be no more Kaiser
Bill Give my IS to the Red Cross.
CHARLES w. MILLS.
eo6 Seventh street southeast
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
linn Cnre suErestrd.

Exhibit the ex-Kaiser and would be
wcrid-ruler in an iron cage in the
cities of the world. Charge a small
fee for this unique sight and use
tho money thus secured to repair
a small part OF the damage caused by
the KaiSer's orders.
MRS. J. v. GOODRICH.
Iis l3th St ~ 4
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Dollar To Spit In Faee.

Put him into a cage and give him
work along the principal avenues OF
the largest cities in the world, at
25 cents a sight, and dollar to spit
at his face; the money TO 60 to the
poor people Of Belgium.
R. VILLEGAs.
S27 Twenty-second street N. w.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16

this perpetrator OF untold hetnous
atrocities chained TO his cage, and
allow him to enjoy this little informal
weekend party with the devil.
l.. JOSEPH O'NEILL+
GEORGETOWN University Co. c. S.AT.C.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Edith CayeII'n Fate.

At sunrise. the fate OF Nurse Edith
Cavell. w. A. BLANCHARD,
Room 2o3. 1911 G St n. W.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16

would do him just as he did France
and Belgium. Let him have a taste
of il himself. HELEN JONES,
III years oId) e0e Third st. n. W.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Put Him On Island.

Danish him to some island as they
did Napoleon.
MRS. GUSSIE PIPER,
ZOOS Brentwood I'd. n. E
The Washington times., 1918-11-16

AI.ash him naked through the
world. Then chain him for a year,
out of reach but within plain view
Of a keg Of beer, barrel of kraut,
and a bologna sausage. This is the
refinement of cruelty to a German
R CARTER
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Give Hin HIn choice.

Drive q pile 100 miles from the
coast, two feet in diameter, place him
upon it, supply him with plenty OF
food each day, let him take his choice
OF Jumping overheard or sitting there.
CHARLES d. CLABAUGH.
7I3 D street northeast.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Not Eli tn Print.

What I would like to see done to
him cannot be printed In public
papers. b. H DIEGGS,
f6o5 Equitable Bid, New York
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Let BeIEians Decide.

Turn him over to the tender mer-
s1es OF the Belgian people, whose lit
tle innocent children are today go
ing around without hands, the result
q his fiendish. cowardly instructions
to his co-murderers to wreak his
Satanic wrath.
L S. MORTIMER
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Make Him Work In Field.

Everyone thinks he ought TO be
hanged or shot but l know he will.
not be put to death. advise that
he be sent to a distant island with
no servants to waits on him. Put
him in overalls, carry him to the
field, and make him grub whatever
grows on the island.
J. L LYLE,
Is Quincy place n. z.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16

around the streets; as they did some
of our boys in Berlin.
FRED STEWART.
136 9th St y. L.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16

o.-I have 4 isis model IS, four-eyIin.
der Overland car. and wish 70 inquire ~
4 would be possible sIs ana - pTsGH asns II 50,
would IL be necessary to change transmits
sion and gears In regards 70 rauo Oh
speed? c W. D.
A.-There 10 no reason why you
cannot use q six-cylinder engine IN
your chassis. The matter OF gear re-
duction will not enter into the matter
unless the engine you happen 10 IN
stall has unusual characteristics. NO
change in transmission Is necessary.
One thing you must watch out for.
and that IL in installing an engine OF
too much power for the other units
clutch transmission and axle.
OIL have a Jefery. six-cyhnder ear.
1914 model. IL has run about NOW mhes
and seems TO have knock IN II. ! nnxs Az
main bearinEs and also put In new wrist
pin bushings. and there Is no play In the
valve push rods. no way. II seem 4, 10 81
pulling. I have cleaned every bit OF tne
carbon out and have put in new leek-proor
piston rings Gould this Ss -,,a rne - piSssP Ss9P
There II no end play in the crank shaft
Il the motor just as good after Il would
put in aluminium pistons that It would
II. W. Jr.
Al am not 90 sure that the pis-
tons or cylinders are worn The
knock may be caused by some loose
part or worn part-timing gears,
camshaft, etc. Is the valve and igni-
ton timing right? Aluminium pistons
tend to give a smoother engine.
o.I am driving 4 1913 Maxwell car,
and naver can keep q rear light. I use
Z C-I2-1s bulb, but they give out In q
week or two. As there 10 no short cir
cult am planning TO use stronger bulbs
Would that be alright3 A W. D.
A-The bulb burns out because Of
excessive voltage. vibration, or poor
material in bulb. First OF all, use
good make of bulb, fasten IL securely
In the socket, and see that the whole
lamp doesn't vibrate unduly. A
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Bring Him TO Capital.

IS Quincy place N. E.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16

o.-My Baby Grand Chevrolet does not
null on hiIlG II II because the rings are
worn? II does not seem to have much
COMPRESSION, II 50 what kind Of never-ieak
rinss In TOP and bottomf what siSs rings
for a 1915 or 1915? Does q generator
charge the batteryf II the hand on the
Tor a good light: II has q six-volt battery.
ST
Al would say your trouble 10
caused by worn cylinders. ypistons Or
rings and by poorly seating valves.
Try the At Of the pistons in the cyl
inder and measure them before get
ting new parts. One special ring q
the top will do. II the ammeter hand
doesn't move and the, motor is prop
eriy connected the generator isn't
charging. Mazda bulbs are consid-
cred very good.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Brief. But TO the Point.

A plenty. II. A DAHTON,
11S Eleventh St N. E.
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Send Him Back.
Lepye II To King Albert.

Send him back to Germany.
DONALD A. MCKENZIE
The Washington times., 1918-11-16
Make HIm q whIte wing.

q The Kaiser ought to be made a
white wing. Let him sweep the dirt
from our streets. Then let him be put
in. a glass cage and be exhibited
The Washington times., 1918-11-16

bulb Of higher voltage woaidn't burn
out as fast. but why not nrst had cut
why the regular bulbs burn outf
With a twelVe-volt system, use 1915
bulbs for best results.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1918-12-12
Will Farley In Berlin.

n.-Representatives Of Great
Britain, France and the United States
will arrive in Berlin shortly to discuss
the armistice. the Berlin correspond
ent of the Cologne-Gazette says he un-
derstands.
A meeting of the allied leaders in
London will be a preliminary to the
peace conference, the Daily Express
says. Colonel House and Premier Or
iando of Italy will be here with the
British and French statesmen.
Paris.-A group of members of the
chamber of deputies representing agu-
cultural interests have sent letter to
Premier Clemenceau expressing objec-
rion to giving special representation to
the socialists at the peace conference.
If that should be agreed to. however
the deputies urge that the farming and
peasant classes also he represented,
since they had shed blood more freely
than any other class.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1918-12-12
Bavaria for separate Peace.

London.-Bavaria probably will ask
to have separate plenipoteniaries at
the peace negotiations and will claim
conditions of a separate peace, says
the Paris Matin in commenting on the
action of Bavaria in breaking of re-
Iations with the government at Berlin.
The Socialist council of Munich has
telegraphed to the executive commit
tee of the Berlin Socialist councir de-
handing the dismissal Of DR.. w. 8.
Solf. foreign minister; Philip Scheide-
mann. minister Of colonies. and Mathi.
as Erzberger. who, 1t has been an.
nounced, will conduct negotiations pre-
Iir1inary to signing a treaty Of peace.
The telegram invites the Berlin coun-
ell to overthrow a government which
continues such persons in important
posts. -
viscount Kato Jap Envoy
washingfon.-Viscou Kato, for.
mer minister of foreign affairs. will
head the japanese delegation to the
peace conference. according to uno6i-
ciaI advices reaching Washington
from Japan.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1918-12-12
GOODBYE BACKACHE, KIDNEY
AND BLADDER TROUBLES

box Of imported GOLD MEDAL ,Haar.
lem OIL Capsules. They are pleasant
and easy to take. Each capsule con-
tains about one dose of five drops.
Take them just like you would any
pill. Take small swallow of water
II you want to. They dissolve in the
stomach, and the kidneys soak up the
oil like sponge does water. They
thoroughly cleanse md wash out the
bladder and kidneys and throw off the
Inflammation which Is the cause Of
the trouble. They will quickly relieve
those stiffened joints, that backache.
rheumatism, lumbago, sciatica, gall
stones, gravel, "brickdust," etc. They
are an effective remedy for all dis
eases Of the bladder, kidney, liver.
stomach and allied organs. Your
druggist will cheerfully refund your
money II you are not satisfied after a
few days. use. Accept only the pure.
original GOLD MEDAL Harlem or
Capsules. None other genuine.-Adv.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1918-12-12
Full Up Inside.

~ enc of those strange chances
meat Of the lady passengers inside the
neter bus seemed to be carrying in
fants, one or two of whom were frac-
tioSs.
At one stopping place the harassed
conductor was faced by two more
ladies', each of whom carried the in.
svitable baby. But patience, though a
virtue, has It's limits.
"Roem on top, ma'am," he said,
sternly, as he held out detaining
arm. "The incubator's full. london
Answers.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1918-12-12
Talked Too Much.

Joe had been instructed that II he
did act stop running away he could
net 70 to the movies. Surprising the
days slate was clean, JOe's mother
vss taking him to Il show. AS the two
reaeheA the door Joe said: "Just run.
nlng to the bridge wasn't far, was It,
uaeHherv' Joe was turned homeward
M pat 70 bed. Hearing the little fell
Aw taking to himself few moments
ls6er, mother eavesdropped: "That's
enc time. old man, you talked too
much"
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1918-12-12
National Kitchens.

The British bureau of information
says LOCO, 900 portions Of food are sold
each day in the 623 national kitchens
and restaurants which have been es-
tabhshed in London and the English
country. All these institutions are OF
receat development - the communal
kitchen being unknown before thewar-
and British housewives are greatly ap-
preeiatve Of the saving of labor and
eesnenay Of fuel which results when
neaS are p" yrhased at the state kitch-
ems. The coming winter, 1t is sur
aisea, VIII see a large increase in their
number, nearly 200 new schemes hav-
ing been submitted for approval re-
eoaftY.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1918-12-12
p Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

by LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
Catarrh Is a local disease, greatly influ-
enesd by constitutional conditions. HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE will cure catarrh.
It = taken internally and acts through
tho Mood on the Mucous Surfaces Of the
System. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
"a composed Of some of the best tonics
known. combined with some of the best
Of the Ingredients in HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE ID what produces such Won
deeiAl results In catarrhal conditions.
II. 81 CLERGY & Co, PROPS, Toledo, o.