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The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-26
Tanks Lost.

London, March 25.-sThe capture by
the Germans Of the towns Of NesIe and
Guiscard. announced by Berlin today.
is confirmed in this evenings British
official statement.
Our losses In material have been
heavs. and included certain number
of tanks.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-26
Will Replace Guns.
Avistors Busy.

London. March 25.--Britlsh aviators
have bombed the railway stations at
Cologne. as well an various other i'm
portant cities In Germany. the official
statement on aerial operations an
nCunced tonight.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-26
AsoL,sA GERMAN TEACHING.

Spokane, March 1.-THE board OF
education Of this city tonight voted
unanimously to abolish the teaching OF
the German language In the public
schools. No more 0erman classes sWtll
be held, 1t was ordered. after the c0Gn-
plGtion of the present selnester's work
next June.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-26
100000 More Men
Wanted for u. S. Army
The Weather
.MEATLEss DAY TODAY.

Do not serve any fresh Or pre-.
served meats on rneatless days. At
present the meat markets are
handling large supplies Of fish that
can be used 40 substitutes for meat
on meatless days. Also remember
to be careful in the saving Of fats
and sugars.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-26
British Retire Across semms.

London, March 25t--Rrtters head
quarters correspondent sends the fol-
lowing on the great battle in France:
With scarcely lull and no abate-
mont in intensity the titanic struggle
continues. the enemy artillery shows q
tendency to decrease in volume. doubt
less owing TO the increasing difficulty
OF bringing guns forward. The man.
Ler in which our guns. tanks and
transports have been withdrawn be-
hind the obstinately retiring linz
amounts TO a marvellous feat.
After falling back across the Somms
we cleared all the bridges except one
which was so commanded by our gun,
fire that II was more advantageous Il
leave II standing. The enemy casual
ties In his efforts to get across thi
narrow strip Of water have been pro
digious. s
Will Replace Guns.
In a message to Field Marshal Haig
David Lloyd George. the British prem
iar. says that the men necessary d
replace those that are lost are eithe
in France or already on their way. Al
guns will be replaced and still furthe
| reinforcements of men and guns ar
ready to enter the battle.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-26

Partly cloudy Tuesday and Wed
nesday, probably unsettled west Of
the divide Tuesday; cooler Tues
day.
The Daily Missoulian. [volume] (Missoula, Mont.) 1904-1961, 1918-03-26
U. 5. ENGINEERS Gil
DROP ALL TOOLS
TO BATTLE Il. HUNS
Workers Behind British Line
Show That They Can Use I
Guns Effectively.
DETAILS LACKING OF
PART SAMMEES PLAY
Yankees Meet Enemy o. They
Did During Big Drive on
Cambria Last Year.

Z Washington, March 26.--General
Pershing cabled the war department
tonight that two regiments Of Ameri-
can railroad engineers are attached 10
the British forces on the front at
tackled by the Germans. Three COM
panies Of the engineers, he said, were
working In the areas In which the Ger
man official statement mentioned the
presence Of American troops, and no
report has been received concerning
them.
This message announced tonight BY
Major General March. acting chief of
staff, definitely disposed OF reporta
that, American reserves had been sent
into the battle. General Pershlng said
there was nothing unusual to report
from the American sectors.
The dispatch follows: 3
Few Attacks.
Summary OF activities from noon,
March "a, to noous March 80:
Nothing To report but usual patrol
and trench activities, with some eAe
shelling by the enemy north OF Tout.
Reference to German communicates OF
March "a and 25 regarding American
troops. two regiments OF railway cngi-
neers are with the British armies. In
volved In this battle. Three companies
of engineers were working In the areas
mentioned IN the c0mmnniaue In the
! vicinity OF the Croxnt canal. No re-
port other than the German communi-=
qnes yet received regarding these
troops.
| Drop Pick to Fight,
| With the American Army In France.
! March 2b.--By the Associated Press
The fact that the enemy has Officially
mentioned the presence OF Americans
In the battlefield Of the Somme and has
repeatedly reported that some were
capturcd Indicates the good account
American engineers gave OF themselves
when the Germans attacked. They
probably threw down their picks and
shove.s. took up guns and fought as
Ithey did ut Cambrat last year.
official details announcing the part
|American engineers have taken In the
great battle are eagerly awaited here.
Only certain units Of the American
railway engineers are with the British
larmy in France and only few COM
panies are known to be in the area
near the present fighting. II is be-
llicved therefore that whatever Ameri-
leans were captured there. according To
the German official statement are
American engineers who, however. may
have fought like infantry as they al
ways carried rifle and bay0nets az
well as tools since the Cambria battle
In November. 1917, when they helped
repel German attacks.
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LOCAL OBSERVATIONS.
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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
SoKa Wa a rvvisrER.

-.
There was the usual collection of
dfummers I'D the smoke room and
among them the Inevitable quiet man.
Conundrums had been the order Of the
evening and the fun waxed fast and
furious.
Then the quiet man spoke.
TITS easy" no began, sto answer
such riddles as why is your hat like a
babyf which contains only one smile.
but some of those with two and more
are twisters. For instance. what is the
difference between the son Of mill
uonaire. an organ and gum pot?''
II give It up" said the mustard trav.
eler. who was generally very hot at
guessing riddles.
1.-THE son of a millionaire Is an heir
to millions. while an organ has a mil.
ton airs. See?"
sBut what about the gum pot?" in
CURED the hosiery representative.
"Oh. that's just where you stick"
replied the quiet man.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
Surprise Party

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Donnelson
had a surprise on them. They
thought one spell the Huns were
taking them. They were complete
ly taken by surprise. Frank had
his brothers, Ike, John and Jim.
and their wives and lots and lots
OF children. Mrs. Donnelson, her
brother, Mr.. Weed. Each had
their car and they brought their
dinner and had real good time.
1t was in honor Of Mrs. Donnel-
sons birthday. May they come
again is their wish.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
ORGANIZATION PERFECTED

At a meeting of the Harrison
County Home Demonstration Com
mittee met at the Court House in
Logan, Monday, p. M. at . O'Clock.
This committee is composed of
one lady from each township, who
will have charge Of arranging
food conservation meetings in
her township. Miss Margaret Har-
ris the Home Demonstration Ag-
ent Of the Federal Department,
outlined the plans of work and
explained the necessity for the
use of substitutes and conserva-
ton.
The committee is composed of
the following ladies':
Mrs. Clay Peckinpaugh, Jeffer-
son, east Township.
Mrs. A. H. Beebe, LAGRANGE
Township.
Mrs. Newt Lawrence, Magnolia
Township.
Mrs. R. O. Davis, Washington
Township.
Mrs. David Chapman, Cass
Township.
Mrs. James Kelley, Douglas
Township.
Mrs. w. w. Reser, st. John
Township.
Mrs. S. r.. DeCou, Boyer Twp.
Mrs. A. w. Gallagher, Union
Township.
Mrs. M. J. Worth, Raglan Twp.
Mrs. C. w. Norris, Calhoun Twp
Mrs. Fred Beckman, Jackson,
and Allen Townships.
Mrs. Harold Y Lanyon, Little
Sioux Township.
Mrs. C. C. Caldwell, Harrison
Township.
Mrs. r. L. Coulthard, Cincinnati
Mrs. R. Sassaman, Taylor and
Clay Townships.
Not filled, Lincoln Township.
Miss lima Pitts, Morgan Twp.
Miss Anna Kirley, Ward 4, Mo.
Valley.
Not filled, Ward 2. Mo. Valley.
Mrs. Humphrey, Town of Logan
Mrs. Jim Fitzgibbons, Ward 3,
Mo. Valley.
Times Want Ads Pay.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
County Red Cross MEETING.

Logan, Iowa, juno S:--The Red
Cross meeting at the court house
last Friday afternoon was large
ly attended by public spirited Cit
liens of Dunlap, Woodbine, Mo.
Valley, Modale, Mondamin, Mag
nOlia, Pisgah, Little Sioux and
other towns and townships of
the county representing the Red
Cross and War Council Organiza-
tions. DR.. Kennedy called meeting
to order and then in a brief but
excellent talk stated the object of
the meeting. Leroy Doty was cho-
sen secretary, and then the names
of the representatives of different
Red Cross and War Council were
taken. w. r.. Orchard of Council
Bluffs was introduced and he
gave the objects of the Red Cross
organization; namely, TO care for
the sick and wounded in the great
armies of the allied powers now
pd'tltlllS WIN lliG Ii ullS dClO2o
the Atlantic. Mr.. Orchard says
that a liberal contribution would
not only be of help physically to
our soldiers, but a liberal contri-
button would also be a source of
inspiration to the soldiers in the
trenches in the hour of battle and
in the silent watches of the night;
and, at the same timewould strike
terror to the heart of the Hun
gone mad for lust of power and
conquest of territory.
N. G.. Wallace was then intro
duced and after replying to Mr..
Orchard stated that the soliciting
committees of the Red Cross and
War Council were merely collec-
lectors and that they had no
right to retain Red Cross funds
over the prescribed quota, and in
verification of his assertion he
quoted literally from a letter of
instructions received from the
Superintendent of Central Divi-
sion Red Cross organization Of
Chicago. According to the official
instructions from Chicago all
amounts on each drive collected
for the Red Cross should without
delay be turned over to the Red
Cross chaDtprS. and not retained
for the benefit of the next drive.
He said it was the duty of the peo-
pie of Harrison county to increase
the quota to i75 per cent; not
500, 100000, but S175, 900, 900 or
more should be collected by the
United States.
Clarence Kellogg stated that
the people of Harrison county had
subscribed for s1,333,OOO in lib
erty bonds in the last drive, and
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
Times Want Ads Get Results.
Drastic Penalty for Germans

Not only may the citizenship of
Germans naturalized in the Uni
ted States be Cancelled, but if
found guilty of disloyalty they will
be informed until after the war,
following which they will be de-
ported under an order of United
States Attorney General Gregory
received by United States Attor-
ney Saunders in Seattle.
Mr.. Saunders said that since
United States District Judges
Cushman of Washington and
Haight of New Jersey had both
held that naturalized citizen,
who at the time of his naturali-
cation entertained a mental re-
servation as to his allegiance, the
federal department of justice has
held that their disloyalty may be
proved by either act and utter
ance made when the United States
is at war, and those found guilty
of disloyal acts and utterances,
under the rulings of Judges Cush-
man and Haight become alien en-
emies, liable to internment dur
ing the war and to deportation
Immediately following the close of
the war.
A German may have been ma,
turalized for twenty. years, Mr.
Saunders said, and yet if it can
be proved that he, has refused to
buy liberty bonds or has praised
the kaiser he can be proceeded
against under the United States
attorney generals order and be
mterned and deported.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13

The word "Rhine" is a Celtic word.
meaning "floor," and the british isles
form Celtic archipelago. Glastonbury
and not Canterbury was the sacred
mecca Of England, and England before
she was England was Celtic country.
The Boyne was the sacred river Of
Christian Ireland, the most political
river that flowed into the sea.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
Harrison Co. Farmers Exchange.

The Harrison County Farm
Bureau Board of Directors have
adopted plans for a Farmers Co.
cooperative exchange. This in
brief will list wants" and For
Sales" Of the farmer, and will as
sist in getting the buyer and the
seller together. The exchange will
deal largely with live stock, seed,
and grain. This should be of in
terest to every farmer. C. w.
Hammans, County Agent, says
that detailed plans will be am
nonnced in a short time.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13

War Council organizations Of the
county, the Red Cross drive was
being conducted with satisfactory
results.
Mrs. Ella Barrett of Missouri
Valley, urged those that had omit
ted the Y. w. C. A. funds to send
the amounts as soon as possible,
and that if too busy to give the
matter proper attention to turn
over the business to the women,
as they would make the collection
and forward funds required with
out delay. Mrs. Barrett's address
was vigorous, patriotic, and was
greeted with applause by the large
audience.
Mrs. Il. F. Jones, asked con-
corning the ACCESSIBILITY of girls
and young women putting on sales
and giving public entertainments
to raise funds to buy Red Cross
material to make supplies for
hospitals. She was advised that
the girls could get the material of
Red Cross officials to make hos
pital supplies; and, that if the
girls raised Red Cross funds the
money would have to be turned
over to the Red Cross chapter. It
was suggested that the girls
could do effective work by collect
ing clothing for the Belgiums,
and that carload of such cloth
ing would be collected before the
close OF the season.
L. w. White asked questions,
made suggestions and called the
Injecting of chairmen of publicity
committees of War Council.
Miss Margaret Harris Of Ames,
was then introduced to the audi
ence in the interest of food con-
Iservation. Miss Harris stated that
Mrs. Susie Faith was chairman of
the executive committee of the
county, and that G. w. Hammans
and T. M. Gilmore were also men,
bers of the committee and that
she would give instructions on
Gaming fruit, making war bread,
and canning vegetables in differ
ent towns and townships Of the
county.
DIR. C. S. Kennedy explained
why the Red Cross drive was
conducted by or through the War
Council in different townships. NJ.
b. Pitt was called out by the chair
and though the call was a sur
prise to Mr.. Pitt, yet he SO spoke
that he was roundly applauded at
the conclusion of his remarks.
The court room where the meet
meeting was held was packed to
standing during the entire SEES
sion. The speeches were helpful,
and patriotic, the audience re-
sponsive, united anil enthusiastic.
The towns and township quotas
and contributions thus far re-
Il
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
Mrs. Robert Hutton was an ON

mrs. ROBERT Hutton was an On
aha shopper today.
J: r. Culver and family expect
to leave tomorrow for Montana,
where they will make their future
home. They will drive through by
auto.
In last evenings Omaha Bee,
was picture OF Miss Mayme Nc
Dermott, of this city, a nurse,
who graduates in July from the
Lord Lister hospital. In the pict-
nre she was signing up to enter
the service for cantonment
nurse and was the very first to
enlist in the call for $4,000 nurses.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
Truly Remarkable Record.

A wonderful matrimonial record was
that Of a certain John Watson of San
Francisco. This "juggler of hearts"
became acquainted with the eight
daughters Of q brewer resident in FRS
co. Within year he had gone through
. form Of marriage with each Of the
eight sisters. and had succeeded In de-
camping with their dowries.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
Training.

my daughter is having her voice
trained" remarked Mr.. Cumrox.
SIS she going into orera?"
mo. don't care whether she sings
or not. want to do what l can to
make 1t less disagreeable when she
gets cross and hollers at me and her
mother"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
Kind, Not critical.

Think as well as you can Of every
one who is trying in these hard times
to do his duty-to be brave, cheerful
and useful. Let us not be among
those "who wet their tongue like
sword and bend their bows to shoot
their arrows. even bitter words"
Kindness helps, where criticism cam
not.-Exchange.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
TUESDAY,

TUESDAY
DR.. Heise reports the Birth OIL
a girl to Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Cook,
of Mondamin, Iowa.
Miss Alicia Everett and Ruth
Myers have returned from normal
at Cedar Falls. Miss Myers left
last evening for Red Oak to visit
relatives.
Mrs. l.. A. Enbody from Council
Bluffs was Valley visitor to-
day
Mrs. F. NJ. Morgan spent the
day in Sioux City. the guest of the
j. g. Herman home.
Geo. Moss of the navy yards of
Philadelphia, has arrived for a
80 day furlough.
Mrs. h. Pierce and son Jack, of
Pontiac, ILL.,, are here for an ex-
tended visit at the l.. q. Vincent
home Mrs. Vincent and Mrs.
Pierce are sisters.
Mrs. f. A. Heath was an Omaha
shopper today.
Mrs. II. A. Newton spent the
day in Omaha shopping and visit
ing.
Prof. b. Gallup was a business
passenger this morning to Logan.
C. c.. Williams was a morning
passenger to South Omaha.
DR.. Hugh Tamisiea made trip
this morning to Omaha and will
bring home his Pathfinder car,
which he has had overhauled in
Omaha.
Mrs. Earl Allmon was the guest
today of friends in Council Bluffs.
Pete Wright transacted bus
mess today in Omaha.
James Granzales made bust
ness trip this morning to Omaha.
Among the Mo. Valley girls who
have been in training as nurses,
and graduated this month are
Miss Fern Becker of the Jennie
Edmindsen of Council Bluffs, and
Miss Irene Brinker of the Nicho-
las Sem in Omaha, Monday. Miss
Mayme McDermott of the Lord
Lister hospital will be in the july
class.
Mrs. Mabel Frazier of Missouri
who has been the guest of the
Goodrich home on Third Street,
the past ten days left this after
noon for Council Bluffs to visit
at the Murphey home.
Mrs. S. U. Blackburn is again
in the Nicholas Sem hospital for
treatment. Mr. Blackburn spent
Sunday there with her and re-
ports her as feeling some better.
Mrs. Frank Broughton Of Mo-
dale who returned last evening,
from a several weeks visit in Null
vane, kans., was the guest of her
daughter here last evening, Mrs.
l.. +. Grain.
Mrs. +. j. Casey is spending the
week in DesMoines attending the
w. r.. G.. convention.
d. j. Album has purchased a
new 5-passenger car from Mason
and Moorehousc.
Miss Ivy Anderson came up this
morning from Council Bluffs, to
spend the day with friends.
Mrs. Belle Carter arrived this
morning from Council Bluffs for
a weeks visit with her father, Jno.
ColenZo.
Miss Margaret Colenzo return
ed home this morning from two
weeks visit among relatives in
Council Bluffs.
You may not be able to fight,
but you can save your money and
buy War Savings Stamps.
Mrs. Fred Withrow and children,
of Council Bluffs, are the guests
This week of relatives in the city.
Samuel G. Underwood of Coun-
Gil Bluffs, spent the day here with
his old friend George Richardson,
ST., who is very ill.,, Mr.. Under
wood is in his Goth year.
Remember that National War
Savings Day is June %. Pledge
yourself on or before that day to
save to the utmost of your ability
and to buy War Savings Stamps
that there may be more money,
labor and materials to back up
those who fight and die for you.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
The Difference

Wise Guy-When single woman
believes in practicing economy she
husbands her means.
The Really Wise-And when mar
ried woman believes that economy
should be practiced she means her
husband.-Judge.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13

Additional contributions:
Jackson and Allen Twp. Rebek-
abs, S244.5O plus $t22.85; Pisgah
Rebekah, S73.25 plus S34.70;
Jackson, s2O5.3O; Allen $406.49;
Cass, s133.36; Raglan, $124.OO;
LAGRANGE, 1880; Morgan 1894.
and 25 cents.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
A Problem

'What are you thinking of, my
dear?"
II was wondering If Jonah's wife be-
Neved him when he explained his alb
sence from home by telling her he had
been swallowed by a whale"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
Study In Proportion.
Down at his desk a man will go
To toll that home may thrive,
He'll work for half an hour or SO
And talk for. four or five.
Favoritisra.

"De mule has too much de best of
It." remarked Mr.. Erastus Pinkley. "If
I lays hands on 1t dey'll have me up
befo' de Animal Prevention Society.
But spos'n de mule kicks me-"
''What then?"
"He ain g'ineter git reported. All
my friends jes' laugh an ack like dey
thought de mule showed good judg-
ment."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
Names Elahtt Grade Rural pupllo

--.7l. =
Names of Rural pupils passin
he Eighth Grade State Examina
ions, and have the honor OF be
ng the largest class in the his
Dry OF the County.
Edward Aleck, Logan
Fred Alexander, Mo. Valley
Benton Atkins, Woodbine
Genevieve Axtell, Mo. Valley
JOY Babe, OrsOn
Ann Ball, Logan
Vernice Bird, Mo. Valley
Vincent Bird, Mo. Valley
Elsie Bolt, Woodbine
Oliver Bunting, Yorkshire
Edna Carigan, Moorhead
Lloyd Cleaver, Mo. Valley
Lois Coffman. Orson
Lucy Cooper, Dunlap
Harold Cowan, Woodbine
Mollie Grouse, California
iluSI luNls, w OOuDlIlt
Barbara Dewell, Mo. Valley
Gail Dillehay, Logan
Winnie DUNCAN, River Sioux
Dora Evans, Persia
Ethel Faircmld, Mondamin
Harvey Faith, Mo. Valley
Cannon Flynn, Dunlap
Mayme Flynn, Mo. Valley
Fillmore Frazier, Mo- Valley
Mabel Camel, Woodbine
Alma Golden, Logan
Marie Hatton, Woodbine
Guy Henderson, Mo. Valley
Muriel Hoag, California
Opal Honaker, Woodbine
Alice Hughes, Portsmouth
John Hull, Logan
Ethel Jackson, Woodbine
Marion Jacobsen, Logan
Mildred Jefferson, Woodbine
Dwight Jones, Mo. Valley
Adolph Kuster, Persia
Herman Kuster, Persia
Grace Link, Woodbine
Lloyd Marten, Persia
Grace Mathison, Woodbine
Melvin Mathison, Woodbine
Clara Meffcrd, Woodbine
Estella Mikkleson, Little Siou
Cora Myers, Mo. Valley
Vera Myers, Mo. Valley
Charles O'Connor, Mo. Valley
Blanche Oliver, Little Sioux
Vida Oviatt, Logan
Glen McKcighan, Persia
Sarah Mcintosh, Mo. Valley
Harold Paulson, Persia
Carrie Poore, Logan
George Powell, Little Sioux
Michael Powell, Orson
Beanie Rand, Mo. Valley
Bruce Sears, Logan
Hazel Shinn, Woodbine
Inez Spires, Mo. alley
Clellan Stirtz, Logan
Earl Stirtz, Logan
Marie Townsend, Orsor
Merle Tripp, Logan
Oscar Turton, Woodbine
Helen Tupper, Woodbine
.Jessit 1uttulc, Woodbine
Alice WHITTIER, Pisgah
Gladys Wilmer, Little Sioux
Names of pupils holding tn
highest grades:
Barbara Dewell, SO
Inez Spires, 90
Blanche Oliver, 90
Charles O'Connor. 80
Edna Carigan, 80
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
-Boudoir Secrets.

She-You've heard Of peoples hair
turning white in single night?"
Her Maid-Yes, miss but that isn't
the color it generally turns when It
happens as quickly as that.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
Suspicious Look.

She-1 am convinced there is
something wrong about our new
neighbors, and they want to hide it.
He-What makes you think that
She-Their hired girl is deaf and
dumb.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13
Not Real.

The moving picture showed them kissing.
The scene was false to life and death,
As man and wife this touch was missing.
She did not stop to smell his breath.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-06-13

The Political Economist-What do
you do to inspire public confidence in
you?
The Trust Magnate-I don't care for
confidence. Just SO avoid inviting
suspicion I'm satisfied.