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Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1918-02-06
WEST GOULDSBORO.

Carroll j. Dunn is i'll of grip.
Miss Doris Orcutt OF East Sullivan is
employed at Mrs. E. K. Merritt's.
Miss Emma Bickford of Winter Harbor
is visiting her grandfather, Joseph Sar-
gent.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cecil Rosebrooke, Mr..
and Mrs. Joseph Sargent, Mr., and Mrs.
Fred Tracy, Mrs. Nora Wilkinson, Miss
Hester Wilkinson and Clinton Tracy
attended the K. of P. installation at Pros
pect Harbor Friday night.
Feb. 4. T..
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1918-02-06
MT. DESERT FERRY,

Galen Dow is home from Seal Harbor.
Harvard Carter closed his school at
Trenton last Friday.
Mrs. Nellie Meader, who has been visit
ing at F. L. Colby's the past two weeks,
returned to Ellsworth Saturday.
The steamer Pemaquid broke the blades
of her propeller just after leaving the
wharf last Saturday morning and Is still
stalled in the ice.
Eab :.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1918-02-06
CUT THIS OUTFITS WORTH MONEY

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this slip, en-
close with SC and mail it to Foley & Co.,
2sS5 shefheld Ave, Chicago, M, writing
your name and address clearly. You will
receive in return a trial package containing
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound, for
coughs, colds and Group; Foley Kidney Pills,
for pain in sides and back, rheumatism,
backaehe, kidney and bladder ailments;
and Foley Cathartic Tablets, a wholesome,
and thoroughly cleansing cathartic for con-
stipation, biliousness, headache and slug.
gish bowels.-Moore's Drug Store.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1918-02-06
REMOVAL OF SURPLUS HONEY
Select Warm Day and Be Careful Not
to Smear Honey About Hive
or on the Ground.

QBy L. HAsEMAN. University OF Mis-
ssouri College of Agriculture.)
To remove surplus honey select a
warm day and work rapidly as pos
sible so as to avoid exposing the
honey to robber bees. Also be careful
to avoid splitting or smearing honey
about the hive or ground as it always
encourages robblng the most undeslr-
able trait of bees. Above all. remem-
her to remove only surplus honey and
leave the brood chamber strictly alone.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1918-02-06
PROCURE BEST MILK SUPPLY
Bacteria Which Enter With Dirt From
Cow and unsIean Pals Are
Cause of Most Trouble.

Milk s0urs and spells because of
the bacteria which enter 1t with dirt
from the cow and from pals not
thoroughly washed. Keeping these
bacteria out OF the milk and prevent
ing their growth by keeping the milk
cool. are easy and efficient means OF
producing the best of milk from the
family COW provided she is free from
disease.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1918-02-06

little red points sticking ouson tongue start
inc during sleep, slow fever. Grown folks
are subject to worms also.
The one best remedy is DE-. True's Elixir,
the Family Laxative and-worm E1peller.
GOOD far admits also. Mrs. Curtis OF Hous-
ton. Texas, believes this and writes that she
will be glad to tell her friends of the benefits
she has received. Get bottle to-day at
your dealers. 4oc, soe' O. NIT -
and sl.OO. Write tor Nv; ~. cIi1eb =.
further information.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1918-02-06
1 Peruna To
All Sufferers
OF Catarrh-

Myrtle ST.. Beverly, Mass, writes: Il
have taken four bottles Of Peruna.
and can say that it has done me
a great deal of good for catarrh OF
the head and throat i recommend
Peruna to all sufferers with catarrh-
! do not think l ever felt much bet
ter. J am really surprised at the
work ] can do. ! do not think too
much praise can be said for Peruna.v
Those who object to liquid meds.,
cines can procure Peruna Tablets.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1918-02-06
NORTH SULLIVAN.

Mrs. James e. Havey and little son
Maurice left for Waltham, Mass, Friday.
Gussie and Lillian Robertson, Florence
and Carolyn Havey were in Bangor FRI
day.
W. Ii. Williams returned home from
Bangor Monday.
NJ. j. Foss of Hancock was weekend
guest at j. B. Havey's.
Feb. d. II
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1918-02-06
NORTH BROOKLYN.

Mr.. and Mrs. Victor Smith have moved
to Naskeag.
Henry Giles, who has been ill, is out
again.
Pearl Tapiey is living in the house OF
Henry Burns this winter.
Harold Butler came home Friday, after
several months on the steamer Belfast.
Feb. A. XENoPHoN.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1918-02-06

For a form OF lockjaw in young
girl New York surgeons performed an
operation affecting the muscles of the
lower Jaw. and then, TO restore tunc-
ton. applied a spring motor that kept
the Jaw, in constant motion. In three
weeks. when the appliance was re-
moved, the muscles had developed sur
prisingiy. insuring natural chewing.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1918-02-06

HAVING contracted with the City OF Ellis.
Ii worth to support and care for those who
may need assistance during i've years begiu-
ning Ian, l. 1915, and are legal residents Of
Ellsworth, forbid all persons trusting them
on my account, as there is plenty OF room and
accommodations TO care for them at the Civ
Farm honae AFFAIR b. MITcH ELL
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1918-02-06

tham's popular young men, now in train
ing at Camp Deyens. Aver, Mass. The
bride was Miss Fannie l. Garland OF Lake.
wood. The marriage took place Dec. % at
Aver. They have the best wishes OF their
many friends.
Feb. A.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1918-02-06

Itching piles provoke profanity, but
profanity won't remove them. Doans oint-
ment Is recommended for itching. bleeding
OF protruding piles. eoc at any drug
store. -Adpt
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1918-02-06

stomach. offensive breath, hard
and full belly with occasional
gripings and pains about the
navel, pale face of leaden tint,
eyes heavy and dull, twitehing
eyelids, itching of the nose,
itching of the rectum, short dry
cnnph. grinding of the teeth.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1918-02-06
Thousands of Children
Have w orms

Their Parents do Not Know 1t
symptoms of worms in children are: De
ranged stomach. swollen upper lip. sou
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-01-16

chicago Jan 10 Announcement
that "a railroad executive had proposed
e. handle corn shipments oulN aud
that the plan was intended especially
Go hasten thu movement OF the grain
within the ensuing three ur iuur weeks
led toda, 60 a. material drop lu corn
prices.
DpcnlpB quotations which ranged
from = To hHN cent lower, with
January az sl.-,r ana May AT - et'
tu yl..iat were followed by AN ndd'-
tiuual SET back.
pats cuscd down with corn. Srlliuu
pressure however was light.
Provisions assembled. The chicf de-.
ntud was for lard and rih-,
Latter January developed strength 1.
o. result of hu> iug Goa .uc u'r' ~ in'
cash Interests. Prices clus,d uusvtti'
at Nls,H for January aud Nl2i'-
iu Hl.t9 fur May with TN uhn
taug, ts q whole varying from W ~ p
cont decline Co - cent advance rom.
I,rcd with twclt, four hours before
mcrcnsiug receipts ct hoss led Al
forward Co. something uf 10 reaction
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-01-16
fPANClSKBUSHMkh andBEyERlY BAYNG
in"THE VOICE or CONSCIENCE"

..f.I- VNu vrrn Obliged tu show
marked t.tuuuu ability. 400 thp yul-
pr,H r,Hpl, shown BOO tho sr,u.s wrfo
secured in Ia, imm,dt1., vlDiuits
rh. loaH.rE .oIurcd players voro
Pauline loup-o.. who PLAY. AUNT
Iruus. Walter pruu--nrI ,Orla'
u,tpi uud ANTHONY u,rU who rlaNH
q uuI, Nu-r
.Thr Hermitage" Hu uld historic
,un. UI- u-rl l. thv home ot tho
ncrulny ,Nls- B1,urI This odd d~ol.
Iur which hud ttlIpu into dcvIy was
restored 200 It- former musuillceucH
.ur tho purposes u. the picture uy
try Metro technical staff This house
was built hciur, tho civil wJr hv
.llyc labor frum BRICKS made uu tu"
plantation aud .s surrounded Bog ma,
odd smoke house, aud slave quar-.
tors used tau years
lu connection with the above thcr,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-01-16
NnrIGI Oh WI

Notice, i. urr,n. given tllt ON the
nam d.y of D.tnb,. .ufl thr John NJ
Moor, Ecuity cuniU.. 30 corporation
with Ir. |prIu,Iu.. ..i., ,I business
4t Nbu.u.r.tt. >.u N.,iru County
.f r.-r.1rn .y,..... and delivered
Go th, -uuIrrlgup. 40. q. uipk,y. u
TRUSTEE, h.. |rarfli. ...l of mus, of
, tb,f J.t, which ..l Ha.., of trtl.f
v,. ami. ,,lr,v .....I ,r tH. ftfh
J,, ,. ,.t,..r. ...t IrU s.. JuI,
recorded dom OBJ. cat. l... of p.fuu,.
.f.fl ID. ln.g .. ND rYl-. f.. of
Trust Decd record .E th. County af
E.ruYHi,0 state off Sow Al,sI,u. THAT
eaId Tho John # Moore Er.l. Com.
nam. d.. co. .,. ..s. ...I az ,rY.r ..u.
,r,rI to tho said undersigned trus
t.a rb. following rs.l ,.t4t. ..tust
10. the ,uuufy OIL. nerr.IIIu state uf
<,, N.,I., J...rr..I .... r.rt.V. o..
wit
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-01-16

chicago. Jan 10 Butter In-
changed.
Ergs-tnsettlcd licceipt~. -Ht'
eases. rir-ts 52H soc. ordinary nrsts.
.ItH SIC. 100 mark. cases included. ID ~
coo. ordinary frsts 50 SIC. al MARIE,
cases Included 80 soc; rcfrigcrtt",
firsts, iic.
Potatoes Receipts go cars Tue
changed
Poultry Alive Firm Fowls. 80"
springs 23c.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-01-16
New NorL Money.

Sew York. Jan lG Mercantile pas
.rcr. sls m - per cent sterling siNi'
dny bills. a.. per cen Commercial.
yixt, day bills ON banks, i51i. p'r
cent: commercial slNt> day 9a''
ANS per cent demand l5''. pea
cent. cables. so 1-l6 per cont
Bsr silNer-NHh c
Mexican dollars-t-isc
Gnvornmeu bonds ana nutnH'
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-01-16

bonds Irregular.
Time loaus-S totdy sixty days 900
days and six months rts per
cent.
can II strong. High s. per
cont; low. . per cent; ruling rate o
per cent. closing bid 50 p,r cent.
offered at. u per cent last l"uu. o pei.
cent.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-01-16
No. tlail.
NOTICE ron PJBilCATtON


H. T.. Livingston. plaintiff
VS..
George -. WILDER defendant
To George y. Niiucr defendant
You sire hereby notified that 1I
action has bcou commenced iu m
district court uf Bcrunlillo count
New McN.ru being SO il2ll. lu whID'l
II. T. Livingston b. plaintiff and '",
are defendant. the purpose of -lin
suit being 60 recover from Nuu th'
sum OF "Slt51.3O alleged 10 Dee OWN.
on contract. and that unless Nnu ou-
ter Your appearance iu said cause "i
or before the Goth day 81 February
1918. Judgment win Doe rendered u
said against you by default
Po-tufficc address 81 PLAINTIFF an.
.tururSs is narth n MuhrN. Albupuor
quo. New Mexico.
NESTOE MDNTpAA
Clerk of District Court
IS THOMAS Is -. MNhblspS,
Deputy
Dated This second d1y 81 J]auuor,
1915.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-01-16
K

ALL KINDS. both new n second
hand. bought, sold, rented n re-
paired. Albuquerque Typewriter FL
change Phone 914. l22 So. tth 81
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-01-16

Sew York. Jan ld-Cuiton future
closed steady Junuar, S3l.3i. March.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-01-16

Kal.,as city Jan lG.-Buttcr, csrs
and poultry unchanged
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-01-16
"TYPEwIiirTI; IOH SALE

n YOU want 90 buy a T. g.. smith
typewriter at a big bargain phone
l02i-W.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-01-16
SANTA FE MI TABLE
-


$40 For Is. a.. q Chicago GOA
$40 For Is. e.. a Chicago @ -lp
Standard s%lcclcr for clovis ana
Roswell leaves on No. sg9 connects
nt Belcu with train 30, - leaving
H,luu ut ~ 30 e. M
So. g carries one coach ouly u"
slcepcrs
SO. SIC viii have standard sleeper
from Roswell from train 80 81 ''
p. J. JOHNSON, AGENT
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-01-16

Anyway, for without him the pub.
lie would hc ia dire distress. His
products cndcur him 10 old and
young, and the better and purcr
his Bread the more hc is liked.
We have studied to make our
Bread the most dcllripu, and sal
isfying prormahlr, and We know
that our effort, have been apprc
ciatcd by many. We also believe
that you will appreciate TIN,
Bread if you try it,.
PIONEER BAKERY
2O7 5. LIST St. S. n. Balling, Prop.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-01-16

NANTED-Dnicc uuf. age about -.
Apply In handwriting Co IT w
care Herald office.
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WANTED-Misoeilaneou

WANTED Careful kodak finishing
by master PHOTOGRAPHERS, twice
DALI service. Remember. satisfaction
guaranteed send our IN OH ng 20 a
sSiahle established arm. Hanna .
rannn. Master photographers
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-01-16
WANTED-M Male Help

WESTTH TieGf MIN M Nm -,
pcricnce prcfcrrDI White Garage.
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WANTED-Female Help

~WANTED-Female Help
WANTED II ENUrrIpUtod laundry
girls. Apply AZ Excelsior Laundry.
WNNTEp-Chamh.rm1id at the
giaud Central l.'.I
WANTEB-A girl Iug general house
work. AUST sta" nights l,l5 East
Silyor. Ihouc lU.
WANTED-A rci.a..n glrl or woman
TO take care Of I'VE .hldrcn and assist
with homework. Cal "a West Roma.
WANTED-Glrl Or general house
work In small ffmily. Mrs. " L.
Morgan. tt0i South Walter street
Phone 1924 W.
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WANTED

WNNTED-A position as private
teacher uy an ,.laricncod teacher.
holding first grad certificate. Edu-
cation In eastern university Mrs y.
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FOR SALE

FOR SALE-SW.ll diamond ring Iu
pawn. can't redeem will ecll cheap.
Phone room 3 AugCi ts Hotel
Catoctin clarion., 1918-10-24
SHIPPERS EASY PREY
Yankee Squirrel Hunters Seldom
Miss Them.
Two Men From Pennsylvania Account
for at Least Forty
Huns.

Parls.-When Yankee troops pushed
into ROncheres, Boche snipers got busy
from windows and other vantage
points. The Yanks proceeded to get
busy with the snipers. Two men who
did most effective work in cleaning out
the Boche snipers were two Pennsyl-
vania squirrel hunters-Privates IIar-
ry Meeks and ]. G. Titterington. Every
time they glimpsed the smallest pOr-
tlon of a Hun they fired, and they sell
dom missed. 1t is estimated that
these two men accounted for at least
forty Germans.
Just about noon they located three
snipers in the belfry Of church just
under the cross.
From this vantage the Boches were
picking off American soldiers.
Meeks and Titterington got on the
job Immediately by climbing to the
roof OF nearby dwelling. Meeks
saw the head of Hun for just Sec
ond over the edge of the belfry. The
bullet found its mark, leaving only
two snipcrs. The two Yanks then be-
gan fusllade of bullets, and five
minutes later white flag fluttered
from the belfry. Soon the two sur
viving Huns came down on the jump
yelling "kamerad,"
A little later party Of Yanks To-
Gated machine gun in the belfry of
apothar rhurrh fThpv charged nm the
stairway into the belfry and cleaned
out the nest in short order, killing the
Huns,
Catoctin clarion., 1918-10-24
3 AutOiStS Are Jailed.

Evidently wearying of well-doing
automobilists, who had been on their
good behavior for several weeks, broke
loose last week, andas a resultapprox-
imutely POO of them paid fines total
ing 81 , 433, while three others were
sent to jail for periods ranging from
30 day to four months.
The Jail sentences were imposed for
using machines without the consent
of the owner in two cases, and for
driving while under license suspension
in the other. Some heavy fines were
imposed for driving while under the
influence of liquor. This otfense cost
one man $200and several others 500.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-10-24

STATEMENT OF THE OWNERSHIP,
MANAGEM ENT, CIRCULATION, ETC.
Required by the Act of August "a. 1912,
of the Catoctin Clarion, published weekly
at Thurmont, Md, for October l. 1918.
Editor-Chas. C. Waters, Thurmont,
Maryland.
Business Manager James H. Firor,
Thurmont, Md.
Owners-The Clarion Publishing Com
pany, Thurmont, Md.
Stockholders
Chas C. Waters, Chas M Mackley,
James T. Waesche, Samuel B. Bennett,
M. Luther Creager. James II Firor, l..
S. Birely, Peter N, Hammaker, all of
Thurmont. Md ; VIM. |. Renner, Rocky
Ridge, Md, Mrs. Mamie Brown and Mrs
Margaret Armacost, Colonial Place, Conn
Ave, Norfolk, Va, Horace b. Rouzer,
35th & Rodman SITS. N. w., Washington,
d. c.. John S. Waters, S32 North Carey
St., Baltimore, Md. Mrs. Jas. K Wa
ters, Gre encaste, Pa.
Known Bondholders, etc none
JAMES H. FIROR, Bus Mgr.
Sworn to and subscribed before me this
l6 day of October, 1918
Frank r. Martin, N P.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-10-24
TOLD TO DESERT, SAYS HUN
Allies Boy Prisoner Asserts Mother
Urged Him to Surrender at First
Chance.

New York.-The spirit of American
forces overseas has raised the morale
Of the allied troops to the highest
pitch. according to DR.. f. w. Buckley
of st. Paul, Mimi, supreme physician
of the Knights of Columbus, who has
just returned from tour Of the west
ern front While there he had inter-
views with General Pershing, General
Mangin, Premier Clemenceau and 9TH
er allied leaders.
This spirit, Doctor Buckley asserted,
was in sharp contrast with the spirit
of German prisoners he saw.
"One of them could not have been
more than fifteen" he said "This boy
told American officers his mother had
bade him surrender at the first oppor-
tunity."
Catoctin clarion., 1918-10-24
Corn Oil AS Substitute.

Corn oil is the newest product OF
corn and is now recommended as a
for lard and other fats as a
measure of wartime conservation.
"The low congealing point in corn
oil makes it very desirable for salad
dressings and condiments. Corn oil
remains fluid down to II degrees
while other table oils solidify at 80 de-
grees. Corn oil is absolutely pure.
1t is sterilized and purified by steam :
ing and filtration. This steaming al
so destroys the ferments, which would
cause rancidity and thus insures the
keeping quality.N
Catoctin clarion., 1918-10-24
Every Day To Be LESS"

Because of the Spanish influenza
epidemic. the Food Administration
had postponed the distribution of its
new home card until December /.
The original plan contemplated the
opening of the campaign October y.
In announcing the postponement
a Food Administration statement says
the new home card will contain no
regulations regarding either wheat
less" or meatless" days, but will
urge as a whole the most careful saw
ing in all food, particularly in the
conservation of wheat, meat, fats and
sugar, SO that the country can ship
5, 10000 tons more of foodstuffs to
the Allies this year than last.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-10-24
Steel Supply Assured.

Charles Schwab, after he had con-
ferred with representatives of 80 ship.
yards said that program had been
arranged that would provide sufficient
steel for every need of the industries
and at the same time save more than
100000 tons annually to be applied
to other essential industries.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-10-24
AT HOME IN lofty PLACES
Mountain Sheep Climbs With Safety
and Ease Where No Hunter Would
Dare Venture.

OF all American animals, bighOrn,
remarkable. Not only is he remark.
able in appearance, but he is equally
remarkable in his ability to live, and
live well, in an environment where II
would seem that no animal of such
size could possibly sustain life. There,
on the roof Of the world, he not only
sustains life, but, winter or summer,
appears to be fat and in the best Of
condition.
In America there are six species Of
mountain sheep. The largest and best
known is the truly magnificent big.
horn, also called Rocky mountain
sheep. Once abundant in the Rock
les, from Mexico to British Columbia,
1t is now found only in small scattered
bands. This Is due to mans persistent
hunting. It Is now protected for a
term of years in some states, and is
slowly increasing in numbers.
Bighorn Is of gray-brown color.
with q white or cream-yellow patch on
the hind quarters. A Dig ram VIII
weigh 300 pounds. The female is
smaller. Both male and female have
horns, but those Of the latter are short
and straight, while those Of the ram
are immense and curve back and
around until sometimes they form al.
most a complete circle.
The bighorn lives in the most mac
cessible places among the towering
crags Of the Rocky mountains, and
travels with ease places in which 1t
would seem no creature lacking wings
could possibly get about. 1t bounds
down precipices which appear to the
onlooker to offer no fOothold, and its
safe arrival at the bottom seems little
less than a miracle. 1t scales cliffs
which the hunter dares not attempt
People's Home Journal.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-10-24
Dead Money Not Counterfeit.

Washington, Oct. ia shiny
new quarter that rings dead" is not
necessarily counterfeit. In fact, the
chances are that it is only one of the
coins containing minute airholes,
which have slipped past inspection
tests of the mints recently. The slight
impcrfection invisible to the eye,
makes coin "plunk" like lead.
The Treasury Secret Service recently
has received several of these quarters
from persons who believed they had
discovered bogus coins. In each case
a good quarter was returned and the
dead" money was sent to the mint.
Catoctin clarion., 1918-10-24
RECRUIT TAKES NO CHANCES
Locks Up officer Of the Day When He
Cannot Give Number Of
Post,

Vancouver Barracks, Wash.-Re-
cruits for Uncle Sans "Hun Tanners"
don't intend TO have any German spies
put things over on them, and they are
full of pep and caution.
The officer of the day, making his
rounds in the general neighbOrhood
Of midnight, came upon a sentry, who
challenged him with the usual Halt
who goes thereW
"Onicer Of the day"
The 'rookie" sentry was doubtful,
and he decided to test the intruder.
"Well If you're the officer of the
day, what's the number of my post?"
he asked.
AS the officer hadn't set out the
sentry posts, leaving that to SER
geant, he couldn't answer, and the
sentry promptly took him to the
guardhOuse.