The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1918-09-13

garbies believed. This chap was tn
real original Baron Munchausen whel
it came to EARNING, and for a while h
had me going too. He would whispe
some startling tale to us and make u!
promise not to tell, as he had picked
| it from some other ships message, an(
the Old Man would spread-eagle hin
! if he found it out. They probably
would have logged him, at that, if they
had known he was filling us full OF
wind the way he did.
He told me one time that Henry
Ford had invented something or other
for locating subs miles away, and also
another device that would draw the
sub right up to it and swallow it
whole. He had a lot of other yarns
that I cannot remember, but / did not
believe him because l saw he was
picking out certain men to tell certain
yarns to-that is, spinning them where
they would be more sure of being be-
lieved and not just spinning them any
| where.
So l got pretty tired of this stuff
after while and when we put out
from Brest on the fourth voyage
got this fellow on deck in rough
weather and began talking to him
about the chap who had gone over
board the time before and had been
cut up by the propeller. l pretended
that, of course, he knew all about it
that the Old Man had had this garby
pushed overheard because he was too
free with his mouth. But this did not
seem to do any good, so l had to think
up another way.
When we were out two days / got
hold of our prize liar again. / figured
that he would be superstitious and /
was right. I said that of course he
knew that a ship could not draw near
Cape Helles and get away again I'M
less at least one man was lost, or that,
if it did get away, there would be
many casualties aboard. l said it had
always been that way and claimed
that the Old Man had pushed this
garby overheard because someone had
to go. l said on our other trips no
one had been sacrificed and that was
the reason we had suffered so much,
and that the Old Man had been called
down by the French minister of the
navy. 1 told him the Old Man would
pick on whatever garby he thought
he could best spare.
That was all / had to tell him. Eli
thor. !, tbo,,cb+ tho Old Nor, 1-nory Of
his EARNING or else he did not think
himself of much account, for he dis
that very watch and we did
not see him again until we were ON
the homeward voyage and steward
happened to dig into provision hold.
There was our lying friend, with a
life belt on, another under his head,
and the blight of a rope around his
waist, fast asleep. Why he had the
rope / do not know, but he was, scared
to death and thought we were going
to chuck him overheard at once. |
think he must have told the officers
because noticed them |
ooking pretty hard at me-or at least
thought I did; maybe it was my
if / may brag about hav-
ng one-and thought one of the lieu
enants was just about to grin at me !
several times, but we never heard any
more about it, or any more yarns from
,ur wireless friend.
The fourth voyage was pretty rough,
90. The old girl would stick her
lose into the seas and many times |
bought she would forget to come out.
We had lot of sand piled up against
he wheelhouse and after we dived
retty deep one time and bucked out
lowly, there was not grain Of sand 4
eft. 1t looked like the sea was just Il
idding US, for we were almost into
uiet water, and here 1t had just taken
ne sea aboard to clean up the sand 4
re carried all the way from Brest.
During the whole voyage you could
OF get near the galley, which was +,
here our wireless friend hung out
hen he could. The pans and dixies
Angling on the wall stood straight
ut when the ship pitched. and severai |.
eavy ones came down on cooA1t
cad while he was sitting under them !
uring 4 heavy sea- That made him 4