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The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29
HELP WANI'ED-MALE AND
 FEM ALE
BOARD WANTED

 D-IMMEDlATELY, BY COU- FILE WITHOUT CHILDREN, BOARD WITH PRIVATE FAMILY; GOOD LO- CATION DESIRED; NORWOOD PRE- r'ERRED; WOULD CONSIDER FUR WISHED ROOM NEAR GOOD BOARD ING PLACE, OR ROOMS FOR LIGHT HOUSEKEEPING. TELEPHONE BE- FORE NOON, CARE EMPIRE HOTEL, c. G. COLLINS.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29
PERSONAL

E1TGMET AND HEcLA stock once sold for 49 cents and now it is worth
 oea5 share. A proposition right here q under your nose is nearly as good. If
 you have s100. or even $20. investigate
 feday. Address G-73. care -Age-Eerald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29
ROOMS WANTED

ROOMS WANTED
 " A N T B D-COUPLE
 WITH THREE CHILL 2 DREN DESIRES TWO
 OR THREE FURNISHED ROOMS FOR LIGHT HOUSEKEEPING. PRE- FER ROOMS WITH PRI- E WAITE FAMILY IN BEST
 RESIDENCE SECTION. DESIRE ROOMS ABOUT THREE MONTHS. REF ERENCES EXCHANG-
 ED. ADDRESS B-80, CARE AGE-HERALD.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29
|WANTED-Labor foreman
 with some mechanical ex- perience. Stockham Pipe & Fittings Co.
LOST AND FOUND

 LOST-One bunch of keys somewhere on 5th ave, or nearby streets. Finder please deliver at 511 N 21st st., ana get reward.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

LOANS on modern residences. South and North Highlands. Norwood. West End. Graymont and central business property, 5. 51a and per cent. Phone Mr. Jackson or MT. Cory. Main 7S. F. M. Jackson. 113 N. 21st st.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29
BUSINESS CHANGES

STORE space. not exceeding 1o feet front and 20 feet deep, with show window; in the center of the down. town business district: wanted for an attractive and legitimate business which would be 9esirah;e adjunct for q line catering 10 a Iii isll- class t':iIe Address T-79 care Age Herald. WANTED-Man with S500 to invest in growing business; position to right man; opportunity to advance: business has unlimited possibilities. ETA, Age- Herald
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29
Ring Is Tieht

From the Pathfinder.
 MT. Goodthing-How does your sister like the engagement ring I gave her, Bobby?
 Her Young Brother-Well. it's a little too small; she has an awful hard time getting it off when the other fellows call.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

TO LOAN s300O to $15,COO at per cent. $1000 to s5oOO at per cent On first mortgage, city and suburbs.
 WHATLEY & WHATLEY. Main 121 1102-3 Je eff. Co. BK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

F o R R E N T-Five-room residence with hall, all con- veniences, well located, close to car line and in nice neighborhood, Fountain Heights section. I have lease on this house, but on account of leaving city will sublease to reliable party. For particulars call Main 1882 or Main 857.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29
RICH RIVER FARM

1000 acres, underlaid with lime; 500 in cultivation 300 set to Bermuda; best grain, cattle and hog farm on river; winter and summer pastures; takes 30-foot rise to overflow; worth S3o per acre; $15 per acre takes it for quick deal. Address, L-79. care Age Herald
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

11TI1 rJIlN second nand clothes
 w l. BO l shoes 2lls 2d Ave.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29
REAL ESTATE LOANS

WE negotiate loans and sell real estate. Can handle desirable farm loans. Mc- Copnen, Anglin. White. 2026 3d ave
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

WANT to invest as a partner in legit- innate business which will carry with it position for a business man of broad experience; best of references. Address ESQ care Age-Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

night, probably near commissary or I.ewisburg road brace let watch open face Elgin modei'' with mans picture in back; reward phnna Main QQ0
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

PARTY, unacquainted here, but many years experience various lines, highest ref erences, seeks business con- nection; can invest up to $3O00 as working capital. Address csc, care Age Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

E are prepared to discount well secured purchase money notes. and to negotiate loans on improved real estate in Bir- lningham and cultivated farm lands in Jefferson and adjc.ning counties.
 REALTY TRUST COMPANY.
 ao2 North aOfh Streef
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

SITUATIONS WANTED-FEMALE WANTED-Young lady with own typewriter wants piece and copy work to do at home or in office if preferred. N79, care Age Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

WANTED-MISCELLANEOUS 1G1IR Cci1JfTiTfNG, 35c at 1929 4th ave
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

FARM AND TIMBER LANDS

FOR SALE-40-acre farm miles from Pass Christian, Miss, fronting on Bay of St. Louis; good 7-room house, fruit trees, flowing artesian well; price $500 l.. Guin. Latimer. Miss.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29
WANTED TO RENT

WANTED-Couple desire to rent before March. modern to 7-room house in Norwood or Southside. with garden spot preferred desire to deal direct with owner; near car line. Phone Main 9407-J.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

WE negotiate mortgage loans at low rates and buy mortgage paper. Leon- ard-Riley Co.,. 725 Woodward.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

SITUATIONS WANTED-MALE
  THE Church Employment Bureau. room 8, Steiner Bank Bldg. furnishes help of all kinds. commercial and indus trial Your cooperation Is earnestly requested. Call Main 941 Mrs. |. W. Pittman manager.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

OANIC Made to buy. build or im- LOAINO prove homes. To pay off the mortgage coming due or to re-fi- nance those monthly payments that are getting too heavy. No commissions. small expense, quick service. Write or call for literature.
 SECURITY SAVINGS X LOAN co. 21O9 2nd Ave. Birmingham. Ala.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29
HOUSES TOR RENT

FOR RENT-5-r@om bungalow; very con venient and cheap rent. 1901 Phelan st Phone Main 6SS6- w.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

FOR the first time at this price my four recipes for making cider mailed to you for S5; checks accepted A. c. Jackson. Box 437 Anderson. s. c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

OFFICE clerk or timekeeper by married man, 26; postmaster for past five years; also on governments eligible list of first grade clerks; artificial foot but can use well; moderate salary expected.
 Write H. J. Weeks, Crews Depot. Ala.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

AUTO parts nickel plated like new. $. M. Bernheim Co.,. 2O23 lst ave. Main 5100
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

WANTEO-FEMAL HELP WANTED-At the Benevolent Society hospital, Albany. Ala, pupil nurses; three-year course; last six months at Illinois Training school Chicago. Ap- ply at once. intelligent, colored girl to take care of lady; good wages paid good girl. Apply at once. Room 2S, Edwards hotel.
 LAND WANTED WILL pay $1 an acre cash for any land in Alabama. Write J-26, care Age-Her- aid.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-01-29

Chief of Police of the City of Bir-
 mingham, Ala.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1918-06-08
CUT MOOD AND SAVE coal,
Is THE PRESENT WAR cay
Cord Of Weed Stacked In Back Yard
This Summer Just az Important
as Liberty Bond Tucked Away


BY the Fuel Administration.
NEW ORLEANS. May s1.-A cord
of wood stacked In the backyard or
vacant rne OF the barr lot is just
as important this summer as a Liber-
ty Bond tucked away in your bank.
A cord OF wood means the farmer
has devoted his spare time and ener-
BY to helping Uncle Sam solve the
fuel problem by laying aside his win
ter fuel during the summer, by sub
stituting wood for coal, and thus re-
leasing thousands of tons of coal sore
~ needed to speed the great Ameri-
can fleet of warships, torpedo boats
and other escorts of transports and
supply ships through the u-boat one
'"The farmer who can use wood for
fuel and who purchases a ton of coal
this summer or winter is not the kind
Of farmer this country needs. Either
he is deliberately ignoring the coun-
try's appeal. OF he has not heard of
the governments patriotic request"
is the opinion of the fuel administra-
ton.
And, 1t is believed, there is no
chance for anyone to miss seeing, or
reading and thinking about the fuel
administrations all-summer campaign.
Every Louisiana mayor has been ask
ed to issue a proclamation appealing
to his citizens to heed the fuel admin
istration's "Cut a Cord Now" appeal;
sheriffs of every parish have been
asked to use prisoners In cutting wood
during the summer for a fuel reserve
for schools and public buildings dur
ing the winter, and in many other
ways the message Of Uncle Sam re-
garding the fuel crisis has been driv-
en- into every nook and rne OF the
state. The same campaigns are be-
ing waged in every other state in the
Union now.
"Wnen a farmer or anyone else sub
stitutes a cord of wood for a ton of
coal, he lifts that much Of a burden
from the already burdened railroads"
warns the fuel administration. War
ships can not burn wood, o can war
industries. Fifty million more tons
must be produced for the war indus
tries and warships. Not only is it a
great mining problem, but it is a ire
mendous transportation situation.
While coal is being hauled, there must
be a continuous stream Of supplies OF
all kinds to the boys over there
Coal can be moved easier In the SUM
mer; the fuel crisis last winter was
due to bad weather, var supplies rush
and the like. Hence, the earlybuying
OF coal campaign in cities and the
cut-a-cord.now appeal to farmers and
all others in rural communities. It
IL very likely coal will be denied all
rural communities this winter and
thew must rely on wood entirely"
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1918-06-08
Fremont, OF
the critical period

surely proved to be. / feel better and
stronger IN every way since taking it,
and the annoying symptoms have disap-
peared. - Mrs. M. Golden, 925 Ma
poleon St., Fremont, Ohio.
Such annoying symptoms as heat
flashes, nervousness, backache, head
ache, irritability and the blues, may
be speedily vercom and the system
restored to normal conditions by this
famous root and herb remedy Lydia E.
Pinkham' Vegetable Compound.
If any complications present theE.-
selves write the Pinkham Medicine Co.,
Lynn, Mass, for suggestions how to
overcome them. The result of forty
years experience Is at your service and
your letter held in strict confidence.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1918-06-08
THAT CHANGE IN
WOMANS LIFE
Mrs. Golden Tells How Il
May be Passed in Safety
and Comfort

six years of age and
had all the symp-
toms ncidenttothat
c~hange-heat fash
es, nervousness and
was in a general run
down condition, SO
|it was hard for me
to do my work.
Lydia E. Pinkham's
v Vegetable Com
pound was recon-
mended to me as the
best remedy for my
&.NrLI@- -,LsnL a
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1918-06-08
CITY OR N PROP
ERTY FOR SALE CHEAP

If you want to buy or sell
improved or unimproved city
or country property, write
to me or come to see me.
can buy or sell for you on rea-
sonable cash or credit terms.
GUS E. P
INCH 2 Opelousas.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1918-06-08
(oPFlciAL)
PROCEEDINGS OF II BoARD or ALDERMEN

to e s;s ! : 70 + : s' sss.s 3 4 ssssass ,n es' : ss,al 4 Meeting :. n
$ $::s::: :: ! ' &: IT, = !. s: !: ) - ': e: = :s ; !: =: .: !; l.: z; e s & !: s :: +; ;s,} !:
premises.
NJ HALPHEN. mayor
ATTEs sse., = J. . pEa ass2o N city essy CLERK sx :, n.x ,.,, !, LIIr., a.,
member q the ' Board I'd n &c ren ss Si'' 'as y ~ Y \ 1oh'sa f'e'
tsgdl !. = HAYES
The Board Of Aldermen. met this day in special session, pursuant o tbe
resent ssaa5;, n 5alp Pa Mayer presiding: Aldermen: eo,ssin, Fields
Dans moy sean Sy M NJ. p eosseun. al sseo @ : Rs P ms Rtsr1 n : s.g eaesd that 70 ,ofd ese
Mayor be and he Is hereby authorized to advertise for sealed gOposasl to
GGgp1 l.s' i IS" ) proposals e \. os sS ss a saS 5 T. :. o6 5as aa y IS ot rass,R Rt n 1.tsf thar s
On motion Of Nj. Fields, duly seconded and carried, the meeting ad
ATTEST: j J. PERRoD1N. city clerk
The Board Of Aldermen met this day in regular session e,...,, r,.,a.
Dane dts Sicily and Dunbar lumbar AAs0'' p's''ns' N0''nsI N'
: =, ~ meeting : vas ss,s s.1sd IT. to t essss :, On n. n .'ss,. Of q MI tn. F, s,s,is sss9 asss
REPORT FOR ELECTRIC LIGHT AND WATER WORKS FOR MAY, 1918
From s sassth ssr viss'e e.. -. X: $685.
Exps aas ~. 49, .'. z.
E EssI on $50 ana Ssr5 sssias g :aAs -. ...:... $500
Prof. ~, !; :. .. IS q
u service 40 '0''''s' = A'''' Respectfully submitted;
on motion of Mr.. Fields, duly seconded BY Mr.. Daniel and carried: the
above report Of n shs sGpTF'e os STREET, 81 fs eoMsI s. rs Rs 0''sfs' 80
opelousas, La, June 8 1913.
Gentlemen: ! beg to report tina. ! have s received we'd s v prisoners rs q :, May ! q,
i nave : Jew wO street i br 4dgesss patched at aeds sstr r9i bridges and : foot bridges; 5 days
s s%sssai3 3 u stss't psr ! v aaS p9 7 have Z cleaned : sa'a sahe5 91 nsP { town. 81 pen aNSy The pn sp.
proxtmate costo # work done in each war is IS follows: s1a5o
q Ward ard. H.: j. 4. -: IS IS
4h Ward ...... aa.aa,mn ..n.n. 1000
eSps oocTAvE DUR DURio,
Street Commissioner
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1918-06-08

Respectfully submitted,
T. T. PERR0DIN,
City Clerk and Tax Collector.
IN motiono of Mr.. Danel, seconded by Mr.. Fields, the above report of
M civ clerk and Tax Collector ws accepded IS read and ordered ned
4 motion ) fMr. Gossenn, seconded by MIR. Dunbar and carried. the
committee appointed at the last regular meeting OF TINS boarus % udAl 2
trafnc ordinance. vas granted fartheTt time. -
Moved b y Mr. GosseEn, seconded by Mr.. Dunbar carried. nat Ine
Mayor be and he is hereby authorized to purchase To- tn city. ron I'M ne
owner or wners. sufficient land for a street connecting GFoiee n Juha
streets. upon the recommendation of the following committee, ~: IN a
or. Mr.. Sicily, and Mr.. Dunbar -.
The committee appointed at the last regular meeting of this oar to
adt raaulations governing the police department of this City, unlimited It's
report; -
M Sicily offers the following resolution:
Whereas. 1T is the EMS of this Board that there should D. additIonai
regulations adopted affecting the police department of IA City, 10 the ehd
raj efHcency 81 that department may be increased: and
whereas. a committee appointed for the purpose has made recon-
napdafons q to certain regulations which should be adopted; therefore
be 1T # - .. 80. aan,r4
ment OF the City OF Opslousas, La, be adopted, the same to become efecuVe
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1918-06-08
$21,66o.11

Respectfully submitted,
A. LEON DUPREs
City Treasurer.
The above report of the City Treasurer a referred to the Finance
can ninme who after examining and finding same correct ordered the Treas
urr credited with Inc sum If $295848 and vouchers for said amount can
REPORT OF CITY CLERK AND TAX COLLECTOR.
Opeousas, La. June 4, 1918.
To the Hon. Mayor and, Members of the Board of Aldermen.
Opelousas, La. -
Gentlemen: / beg leave to report that have collected during the
month of Nav. 1918. and have turned over to the City Treasurer, 8 per MS
report the sum of Three Thousand Eight Hundred Forty Three N oSlOO
Dollars, for the following funds:
Corporation Tax, 1917. -. .SAooozo
Sewerage Tax 1917 ...... $1,000. ................... ooI4o
Power nlant. for light and water So. leol84
power plant compensation insurance for claim Chas Lavergne 1888
Licenses 1918 ... ....-.. 1870. .......: -. ....... ZIIuooo
Fines ......... $3.50. ie e""
Market Dues 1900. ....,...t. 6375
ra, .ss8436S
Total balances to the credit of various accounts a per report
## May /. 1918 ..r..# -. ...s ..... 49, -. ~. @iooi'of
Total collections during the month of May, 1918, as per above
statement 1870. = .s..t.- ...... -st...'... 'o7Oo
.s2o22352
i. warrants drawn during the Month of May 1918 ...... 2Os57
o,.noo no 1e,s .s1s12775
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1918-06-08

N. HALPHEN. Mayor.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1918-08-25

mean "-.' -" when thew
mean "-s,' and so forth. But we
get along fine with them, except that
for the life of us we simply can't man
age to drink their ---.
Not that we are doing very much of
that sort Of thing over here, because
the Army rules are very strict and we
get good warm served to us -
times day to go with the ---- and
and -- that form the greater
part of our rations. Still, it isn't half
as good as the you used to make
for me when | came around to see vol,
on - evenings. And | have almost
forgotten what your homemade -
tastes like. Sometimes, when | think of
you ------- seems very far away. x
| wonder if you are going to -s
much these days, and who is taking Won
to them. hope it isn't some - who
could have joined but didn't, or some
guy IN a ------ proof job that is holler-
ing from the sidelines. It's terrible
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1918-08-25
THE DRIVER

I'm SLOUGH and a slop and a suffer,
And my ears they are covered with
hair,
And | frequent inhabit the guardhouse-
III be priv" until "fni la guerre"
But my off horse, she shines like
countess,
And my nigh made the general blink,
And they pull like twin bats fresh from
Hades,
And they're quick as demimonde's
wink.
Oh, it's often I'm late at formations,
And it's taps | completely disdain,
And my bunk, it brings tears from the
captain,
And the coolies are at me again.
But when there's a piece in the mire.
With her muzzle just trimming the
muck,
Then it's hustle for me and my beau
If they don't they are SO. of luck.
And when there's some route that's re-
ceivlng
Its tender regards from the Huns.
Then we gallop hell bent for election
TO our duty O. feeding the guns.
The gas, the II. E. and the shrapnel.
They brighten our path as thew burst.
But they've never got me or my chevals-
They'll have to catch up to us first.
I'm SLOUGH and*a slop and suffer.
And my ears they are covered with hair.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1918-08-25
THE MUMPS

l once thought that war was a terrible
thing,
That France was helluva spot,
That once you arrived you were all out
Of luck,
With worry and trouble your lot
But lifes not as bad as some figure it is,
Providing you're there for the jumps,
For here l am taking it easy in bed,
And all that I've got is the mumps.
My right jaw resembled a misplaced
balloon,
My skin was preparing to burst;
They said l was due for "swell" time,
at least,
And told me to look for the worst.
But as quick as it rose, just so quick did
it die,
Ere yet developed the dumps;
::a-d while am taking it easy in bed,
They think am sick-with the humps.
I'm getting my eggs every morning with
toast;
The regiments feasting on rice.
They slip me steak for a starter at noon,
And fix it in ways that are nice;
Confronted at supper with salad and pie,
Ilaugh till | double in Jumps,
For | know they are getting their slum
back in camp
And here am sick"-with the mumps.
The reyeilIe blare never worries mo nuch
| mockingly lie in the hay,
With never a bulge till the doctor inquiries
well, how are you feeling to-day?"
There's no morning drill and l don't
stand retreat
Say, this is the humpest of humps!
But the fellows are sending their sorrow
and such,
Because | am "down with the mumps"
It. M. COYLE SHEA, f. A. "a
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1918-08-25
CEST LA GUERRE

1here was man in our town
And he was wond'ro wise;
He batted some three hundred odd,
And he was there for size;
He weighed hundred eighty five,
With not an ounce of fat:
This wise boy joined the G. VI. Corps
Now whaddaya think of that?
There was another man in town
Who never earned a cent,
For Mother bought the cigarettes
And Father paid the rent.
He was as thin as Campbell's soup;
Could hardly lift his hat;
They picked him for tie Infantry
Now whaddaya think of that?
But after six months office work
The Samson guy fell off.
His collar stood out from MS neck,
And he began 10 cough
He swung a pen from morn till night
And right from where he sat
Dragged heavy letters cross his desk
Now whaddaya think of that?
They put the light boy in d camp
And fed him UP on Stun.
Till he became human being
And learned to cuss. by gum.
The big gnk's in a hospital
And down and out and fat;
The doughboy's got the Qua dee Care
Now whaddaya think of that?
f. A. NJ, Jr
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1918-08-25
The Am1y's Poets

And frequent inhabit the guardbor.
I'll be priv" until "fini la guerra
But my bosses, they neigh whom .
comm, Ill
An my sarge knows how heftv ,b.n
drag, ''ey
An the cap. lent me ten franz. ..
mornin'- 'S
Here's to him an to me an the a.o,
F. NJ. H. D., F.. A
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1918-08-25
Free Advice for Lovelorn Lads
By MISS INFORMATION

By MISS INFORMATION
Conducted for Suffering DOuqhbOys
Far Removed From Their
4 fHnifics
SAMPLE SUREFIRE LETTERS, NO. I
Copy, Fill in Blanks to Suit Yourself
France, July
Dear
Well, as | promised you when YOU
came down to camp good ago
| am writing to you regularly, every
-, about the life of "this mans
army" cover here as the bows so
slangily put it. Things have been pretty
we'll Strengthened out now, and we have
just taken over long stretch of ----
from the
They are mighty fine soldiers, those
-, only they've got some awfullv
funny ways of putting things. For ex
ample, they say, "' when thew
mean -, 49, when thew
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1918-08-25
CAMOUfLAGE

"A
They tell US tales of cannon 90.
The art of hiding things;
Of painted forts and powered c,r,
Invisible to wings
Well, it's nothing new TOT.
TO us, the rank and tile.
we understand this camouflaee
We left home with smile
We saw the painted battlesbns
And earthen-c olored trains.
And planes the hue of leaden sl;o.
And canvas-hidden lanes.
Well, we used the magic arr
That day of anxious fears.
we understand this camcuAape
We laughed away your tears
They say that scientific men
And artists of renown
Debated long on camouhage
Before they got it down.
Well, it came right off to us,
We didn't have to learn;
We understand this camoufage
We said we'd soon return.
We understand this camouAage,
This art Of hiding things;
It's what's behind soldiers jokes
And all the songs he sings.
Yes, it's nothing new to US.
To US, the rank and file;
We understand this camouAage
We left home with a smile
NJ.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1918-08-25

world, amt it, --, when You can't
be in ito places at once? But never
mind; -" as our Allies
say.
Well. give my best to your --------,
and try to think little of me if YOU
can with all your work on And
thank you again for those ------- you
cd for me; they've come in
mighty handy.
AS ever yours.
*Those three dots can mean anything:
good stuff.
OLD AND NEW STYLE-No.
In camp back home: Sir, Lieutenant
Blank, U.S.R., reports to the Major for
duty.
Over here: Sir, | am under orders to
report here for work.
Farther north, over here: Well, here
! am, sir.