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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-11-12

+, Il gotter idear!" SAID Gus suddenly
Here's a Teller. this Dinkston. wha
knows everything. but won't work
And here's Elmer what will worl
and knows, nothing. Suppose then
Omission he writes them sums about
| putting the comners in q box and
taking the attitude OF the sun with
a sexton that gives Elmer head
ache when he started studying nav
ergation %
Boxing the compass and taking
the altitude of the sun with sex
tant, corrected Mr.. Omission.
That's It'll" said Gus, excitedly.
But why should Elmer be a captain
so easy? Amt the boss? Let Elmer
be a sea sergeant or roundsman or
something like that. and I'll be the
captain! Hey, you, Omission, you
write the bookkeeping things and I'll
wear the uniform"
The laborer is worthy of his hire,
the scholar OF his compensation, sug-
gested MIR. Omission. "A stoup of
your best Falarian. landlord"
Gus, was not versed in the classics,
but significant gesture. indicative Of
the assuaging of thirst, accompanied
Mr. iDinkston's words. And Cuts
served the poet and philosopher with
a glass of beer, remarking as he did
so that he was glad of brewing be-
ing stopped shortly. as then he
wouldn't have any to serve buns.
Il want to befa captain. and you've
got to learn me how" explained Gus
I've. been thinking that 1t amt no
use for me to be sea captain So
I'll be land captain. II I am a
water captain I'd have to buy an
other motion boat to push out in the
ocean on. to boss people. And once Is
enough for me. Il had a motion boat
once-I'll be land captair.'
You'll have to start with the base
drum" said Mr.. Omission. Have
you an ear for music?'' yGf
II can play a drum now, done it
already" said Gus, "But what kind
of land captain plays drum"
"A salvation Army Captain" said
Mr.. Omission.
And he slipped out without paying.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-11-12

claim to leadership in the field of in.
vention, science, art and music ha:
been based on the robbery Of the in.
ventions and discoveries of other ma.
tions.
Germany's sweeping claims that she
led the world in invention are entirely
without foundation. On the bthel
hand America has led in the 1nven.
tions which have revolutionized mod
ern life and, although unconscious o!
1t at the time. laid the foundation for
some of the most terrible instruments
of destruction that have ever been
used in warfare. Among American
achievements may be cited the fol-
lowing: Submarines, airplanes, tor
pedoes, automobiles, high explosives
machine guns, telegraph, telephones
harvesting machinery, gas engines,
railroads, typewriters. electricity in
all its forms, and modern printing
presses.
Contrary TO popular belief, the ma
jority of the musical composers whom
Germany has claimed were of Hun.
garian or Austrian birth. The mu-
sicians whom Germany did produce,
List. Schubert and Wagner were
neglected and maiigned by their own
countrymen.
Germany has not produced a single
novelist, dramatist or poet who equals
the masters Of France England, italy
America and Russia.
. Germany has extolled her social in
surance and farm loan systems, which
before the war, were held up as
models by the American socialists
Yet we find that under her SO called
insurance law the average invalidity
pension in 1913 was $46.51 a year
less than 81 week. The average
sickness pension was s4s.45 a year
also less than 81 a week. The aver
age old age pension was s39.75 year
about &c cents a week. The av-
erage widows and widowers pension
was $1S.49 a year--about IS cents a
week. The average widows sickness
pension was 1883 a year and the
average orphans pension $t9.07 a.
year These were the pensions in a.
country where the poorest paid adult,
living on the lowest possible scale
needed at least $40 to 1855 a year
for the cost of the barest existence.
The mutual farm loan associations,
according to official German figures,
benefited chiefly the feudal baron or
Junker landlords. Farm work I'M
Germany has been largely done by
women, who earned 38 to As cents a
day, and by children who were paid
"a cents a day.
Up to the very beginning OF the
war the general work day for highly
skilled trades was fifty seven to sixty
hours a week and in other trades
twelve to fourteen hours day. The
average yearly earnings of unskilled
workmen in Germany was 1910, and
OF skilled workmen, $373. Against |
these earnings the average annual
family expenditures, according to the
German imperial statistical office, |
were s531.70.
Overworked, underpaid and under
fed, the mass of German workers
lived in foul, wretched tenements. |
Against an infant death rate of 105
the infant death rate in German cities
averaged 100 to 25S per thousand.
In Saxony there was an average of
eight child suicides to every one in |
the United States, and in Berlin fif-
teen to every one in New York City
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-11-12
COMMON COMPLAINT.
Washington stat.

WhShlnStOn StaT.
Even the field hospitals close up tc
the firing line in France find time for
an occasional laugh" writes Malcolm
Adams of the Red Cross.
A party of wounded marines Were
being taken to base hospital on a
much overcrowded motor truck. The
nurse accompanying them becamt
anxious about their wounds.
Il hope / am not hurting any OF
you" she said.
You're hurting me a lot" replieo
one OF the soldiers.
But / am nowhere near you,' ex-
claimed the nurse Indignantly
That's what's hurting me, was the
calm reply.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-11-12
SHALL WE ALL FLY?


A recent cable from London told Of
a British concern that is planning o
universal airplane to sell at the uni
form price of $500, to be placed or
the market after the war.
And doubtless if Ford chooses to
embark in this business, or somebody
else with as much skill in organizing
production, We. too. shall have a
popular priced flying machine-a sort
Of air, Lizzie, so to speak.
Shall We all fly after the war?
Will flying be made SO safe that
even the most timid Of us will for
sake the automobile and do our pleas
uring in the air?
1t is q fascinating question with most
fascinating possibilities.
Most Of us can remember the time
in the history Of. the automobile when
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-, 1918
THE ELECTION APPRAISED.

The president stood before congress
and announced the terms upon which
fighting has ceased. AS commander
in-chicf of the army and navy of the
United States Woodrow Wilson will
continue to receive the obedience and
loyal support of the people of the ma
ton. As president he remains the
leader and spokesman OF the Ameri-
can people
But when the president recently
asked the American people to give
him a subservient congress- con-
gross made up of members Of the
democratic party--his request was re-
fused, because the people ssnsed that
it was made in the interest OF the
democratic party in the next presi-
dental campaign and not in the in
terest of winning the war.
The republicans overturned the
democratic majorities in both houses
of congress, but there is no diminu-
tive of the presidents dignity re-
sponsibility or power, The5e is no
impairment of his prestige abroad
Germany surrendered just as quickly
as she would have done had the demo-
Gratis won. The election of a repub-
lican majority in the senate brought
no JOY in Berlin, as our own Senator
Jones vainly tried to make the people
OF New Mexico believe would be the
case.
What President Wilson asked and
what the democratic party tried to
give him was an absolute and unfet-
tered dictatorship. Senator Lewis
fortunately defeated for reelection,
went so far as to introduce in the
senate a resolution approving in ad-
vance anything the president might
see fit to do regarding the terms OF
peace He asked the senate TO forego
its constitutional duty of sharing in
the making of treaties. 1t was to
write a blank check for the president
TO fill out. The president explicitly
endorsed the reelection of Senator
Lewis and approved the resolution by
which it was expected that the senate
would abdicate its constitutional
powers.
The people vetoed this scheme eff
fectively.
There is another important aspect
of the republican victory. 1t means
an audit of the war books. The DEM
ocratic administration has waged
war belatedly, but thanks to the loyal
support of the republicans, success
fully. Il, has spent many billions of
dollars inNthe process. The Hughes
report shows waste and graft in the
air service.
What may be shown in other
branches. time and an audit will tell
But the chief gain from the repub-
lican victory is that we shall have a
reorganized and far more capable
congress to handle the great problemS
of after war reconstruction.
The new congress is to determine
how far we shall retain in peace the
measures of state socialism, of gov
eminent control of utilities, to which
we have submitted in war. IT is to-
adopt the burdens of taxation more
equitably.
In performing this work it is well
rid Of tho parochial southern chair
men of the important committees,
who have been persistently sectional
and partisan.
The republican party now fully
united, is national party. 1t will
take the national view, where Kitchin
and Simmons could see only the south. |
1t has able men to step into the
chairmanships and deal with the big
problems of peace.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-11-12
4 TEXAS WONDER

The Texas Wonder for kidney ano
bladder troubles, gravel. diaoe.es
weak and lame backs, rheumatism
and Irregularities OF the kidneys ano
bladder in both men and women, Reg.
ulates bladder troubles in children. u
not sold bv your druggist, VIII ne
sent by mall on receipt Of sLsS; one
small bottle Is two moRths' treatment
and often cures. Send for sworn tee.
timonials. DIR. r.. w Hall. 292e oltvs
street. st. Louis. Mo- Sold BY dfuEefsts
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-11-12
MATTERS OF COMPARISON.

It's all a matter Of comparison, ac'
coraing to H. T. Webster, the cartoon.
list. who told the following as proof
at q race meeting Of the Salmagund
club:
"Sharpnel shrek all about. Bombs
dropped from the sky, and every sc
often a big German shell burst over
head. Suddenly one Yank burst into
a fit of laughter.
s. matter Buddy?' his mate asks
fearing that he had suddenly gone
insane.
II was thinkirf. BILL replied the
other between chuckless 'cf the runt
that held me up one night In Mem
phis with a .22 caliber revolver.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-11-12
The REALLY Truly Story
OF a Little Wooden Doll
And a Real Life Romance

The Other Day the Newspapers Told How the Fufment
of His Dying Wish, Doll Long Treasured by His De-
ceased Wife, Was Buried in the Casket With Prof. Ed
mund E. A. lie Maire-There Was Hint of Unusual
Romance in the Decentralization Brought Light the
Most Beautiful doll Story Ever Conceived-This One
Was Iived"-Not ''Written"-Here 1t Is:
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HER NEED WAS GREAT.

She was small, dirty and wistful
street gamin. PLEASE. sir" she said
to the benevolent looking old gentle
man, give me nickel."i
DO you go to church, little girl?"
he asked.
She admitted that she did not.
Then I'm afraid / can't give you
the nickel" said the benevolent gem
tleman. Il only give nickels to little
girls who go to church."
The child looked at him long
time. Then she sighed. Where is
your church?' she asked resignedly,
and held out her hand.
journal Want Ads bring reenIts.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-11-12

q good many OF us were saying:
You'll never get me to ride in one of
those contraptions!" Yet even those
who said that with the utmost earn
esiness now either own car them
selves or always hold themselves in
readiness to accept every offer OF an
automobile ride from their friends
who do own cars. u
viii 1t be the same with the air.
plane?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-11-12

The "idiotic Yankees never stopped
one moment from Chateau Thier-
ry until the German "supcrman'
cried "Kameradn
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BY MARGUERITE MooERs MARSHALL.

copTght 1918 BY The Press Publishing Co New York Evening World
griefs
life
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-11-12

The ex-kaiser bought his ticket to
Holland and said to the conductor:
Forward without Gott."
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-11-12
WHEN NEURALGIA.
ATTACKS NERVES
Eloan's Linirnent scatters
the congestion and
relieves pain

Alittle, applied without YabbinR, win
penetrate immediately and rest and
soothe the nerves. n
Sloan's Liniment is very effective in
R!laying external pains, strains, bruises,
aehes, stiff joints, sore muscles, iumba-
go. neuritis. sciatica, rheumatic twinges
Keep big bottle always on hand
for family use, Druggists everywhere.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-11-12

Both Germany and Austria are to
have peace--without victory by them.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-11-12

The country will not obJecr IL Col
House continues to preserve silence.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-11-12

Germany is as yellow in peace as
she was brutal in war,
The evening world., 1918-03-04
CHARGE OF THEFT
OF ONE EGG SENDS
A WOMAN TO JAIL
Continued from First PageD

take the egg, and at a motion from
Eisenberg both men seized her. At
the same time, they declared in
court, she threw the egg back into
the basket.
Policeman Keplor Of the Morrisania
Police station was called In. and
Eiscnbcrg insisted tnot ne arrest the
woman.
In court Mrs. Wcig.ri said she
had been chljlng S,scnbyrg over last
weeks tumble in the egg market. and
that while she talked, preparatory 10
buying some Of the eggs, she held one
in her hand. she declared she wns
sci2ed while she held tho egg and he
fore she had a chance to give her
order.
Magistrate FrotMusham decided
that a higher tribunal should handle
the case ana sent IL To Special Sos.
sionC. 81 the sduIo time no uN,l
Mrs Wc,Rari's bah a' Sluu In dc
fault OF this bal, MIS- Nrlgard was
told that sh" would have 10 sp,pI
tlc intervening time IN Jain mics
SOME one eh r' appear IN in, mean
while with the bond
The evening world., 1918-03-04
Supplementary TREATIES
ALSO REPORTED SIGNED
Only Diplomats Permitted to Leave
Petrograd, So Members Of Various
Missions Are Left Behind.

LONDON. March Supplementary
treaties between the Central Powers
and the Bolshevik Government were
signed at Brest- Litovsk in addition
TO the main peace treaty, according
to a telegram from Brest-I.itovsk by
way OF Vienna and Amsterdam,
which gives no details Of the treaties.
Tho Bolshevik Foreign Once, while
permitting the American, Japanese.
Chinese, BRAZILIAN and Slamese Dele
cations TO leave without restraint. in
sisted upon endorsing all passports of
the others before departure, and re-
fused endorsement unless the passport
specially described the owner as a
diplomat, Consequently, number
OF military and other members OF the
various missions were left behind,
and, says the correspondent Of the
Daily Mail. apparently are held as
hostages"
Foreigners not connected with the
Diplomatic Service seem, however. tu
have accompanied the diplomats on
their train.
The evening world., 1918-03-04
WOMEA'S VOTE COMMITTEE
APPROVED IN KINGS COUNTY
Temporary Equal Representation
Is Sanctioned by Democratic
Executive Body.

The Executive Committee OF the
Kings County Democratic Committee
to-day received and accepted a resolu-
ton passed by one Of it's sub-commit-
tees. headed by John H. McCooey.
which gives temporary equal repre-
scntatlon OF women voters with the
men on the county Committee. the Ex-
ecutive Committee and the twenty-threc
Assembly Committees In the county.
The enabling resolution attached to
the report OF this subcommittee cites
the fact that. inasmuch as the state
Legislature has not yet passed appro-
pfiate legislation providing FOR the en-
rollment Of women voters. these organ
lzations for women must be temporary.
But when such legislation becomes a
Law It Is the sense OF the County Com
mittee that equal representation on the
various party committees be continue
for the women.
Because OF the present lack OF en-
lollment legislation. the women's Pro-
E'sional County Committee. which shall
consist of the same number Bs the
present County Committee is to be
formed ny the selection--by women. Of
'oursc-of commltteewomen from each
Assembly District. This body shall
meet in join assembly with tho present
County Committee. So on down
through the lesser committee
The evening world., 1918-03-04
PRICE FIXING BY PATENTEE
IS RULED OUT BY COURT
Decision on ReSaleS Affects 5000
Dealers in Gramophone
Records Also.

WASHINGTON. March 4-Decrces
limiting the rights OF patentee under
the patent laws to control the resale
price OF an article was rendered to-day
by the Supreme Court. A patentee. the
Court held, cannot. in selling his article
to another, reserve the right by contract
to fix the price at which 1t is later to be
resold.
This ruling was made by the court in
answering questions certified by the
lower courts in injunction proceedings
restraining the Boston Store OF Chi
cago from selling records in violation of
a contract made with the American
Graphophonc Company for less than
Ols cial list prices
The opinion affects not only Ave thou
sand dealers In Graphophone records.
but thousands of dealers In many other
articles.
The evening world., 1918-03-04
BRITISH RAID
GERMAN TRENCHES;
KILL FIFTY IN ONE
Enemy Opens Great Artillery
Battle Along Front al Lens,
SAYS War Office.

LONDON. March l.--"A number OF
successful raids were carried out by
British troops last night on different
parts OF the front" says to-day's
War ONCE report. Australian troops
entered German trenches near War
neton and after killing at least ffty
Of the enemy and destroying several
dugouts. brought back eleven prise
oners and a machine gun.
"Othcr successful raids were care
ricd out by Australian troops in the
neighborhood NJ Gapaard. cast Of
Messines and south OF Hollebeke.
Prisoners were taken by us in each
case and another machine gun was
captured
North OF MiddleseN troops raided
the enemys positions north OF Pas.
schendaele and captured several
prisoners.
Our casualties in these raids were
light. Our troops also entered the
German lines at several other points.
in each case reaching the detectives.
but without securing prisoners, a.
the enemys garrisons had withdrawn.
"A raid attempted by tho enemy
south Of st. Queptin was repulscd.
leaving a few prisoners in our hands.
shortly before dawn this morning
the encmy's artillery developed con.
siderable activity in the Lens sectors
The evening world., 1918-03-04
GERMANS TO TAKE FINLAND;
kLAND ISLANDS OCCUPIED
Merely to Restore Order Is EX-
PLANTATION, hut Sweden Is
sues PrOteSt.

CIMSrIANlA, March I uuu. u.h Ad-
miralt per Wireless plcssb .-Tae
Ala Islands were occupied lt noon
san hay 10y the Gcmpus, according TO
~ trgram received here
gFOCKHOLM, March T. The eonssr.
yatlve press regards the occupation OF
the Alaui Islands as natural couse-
nueuce % Sweden's refusal OF Finlands
request for assistance u nsU.ug tho
Bolsheyik Rcd duards
WASHINGTON, March t-Ger.
n'auys occupation OF the Aiind Islands
IL only a preliminary to the total occu-
ration OF Finland. Omcial Dispatches
10 tho Swedish Legation to-day ray
Germany has announced to the stock
holm Foreign once her intention TO oc-
cgpy FINLAND and tha; sweden has pro.
tested
Germany advised sweden. ths do.
The evening world., 1918-03-04
SHOT, TORPEDOED,
GASSED;; SURVIVES
WHOLE. REGIMENT
CONTINUED from First Page.)
$50 In the afternoon when we were
hit.
WARNED, BUT HE DIDN'T BE.
LlEVE IT.

II was in the cabin. | remember,
feeling kind OF sick. when a fellow
that | knew as Louis rushed In and
yelled to me.
Get up Fritz has got us
"'To he'll with Fritz I says. for
didn't believe him. turned over as
Louis ran away. Rut the next second
| was up, because the explosion came
and the ship shook and began to set
tie. grabbed my discharge papers
and badge and made for the deck.
The cabin door was Jammed. |
couldn't bulge it-maybe because I
was weak. After wasting minute
tugging at It | got my mind back
thought. Then | got chair or some
thing don't know Just what It was
and hammered the door TIL | broke a
panel and crnwled through II.
IAN the boats had been lowered
by that time and most OF them were
gone from the ships side. But tho
Captains boat was stlll there as
reached the rail and he called me
into IT,
The evening world., 1918-03-04
oERMAN.4 BORN U. 8. SERGEANT
SHOWS DARING.

Although numerous daring. cour-
ageous deeds have been performed by
the Americans In that sector. one OF
the most Interesting IL that Of a Ger
man-oorn sergeant who. with a small
detail, took "A German prisoner In a
patrol fight but lost his way. with
the result that the party wound up
at tho German barbed wire. where
they could plainly hear the Germans
talking In their duEouts.
The sergeant pointed a revolver at
the prisoners head and whispered In
German: Maybe they'll get us before
we can get back. but IL they try It
Will Kill you first. Now don't you
utter a sound, and lead us back to our
line"
The German prisoner silently led
the Americans back to their own
trenches. the sergeant following close
behind him with drawn revolver. The
prisoner was turned over 70 the in
telllgence officer OF the unit, who
gained much valuable information
from him.
The evening world., 1918-03-04
CELL FOR ALIEN SALOONIST,
Hoboken Liasor seller Is Excoriated
by Court.

Paul Oelriches. owner Of n cafe in
Hoboken, was sentenced to three
years IN Atlanta penitentiary by
Judge Davis In the United States Dis
tuct Court in Newark to-day for
supplying soldiers with liquor Anis
Lindenhauer, cashier in the cafe, was
lined fifty dollars. In passing sem
tence upon Oelriches Judge Davis de-
nounced him as an enemy alien who
was here in the inteerst of German
propaganda. He was. the court said.
deToralizing force and del berately
sought 20 harm the property and men
used BY the United States in war.
Several other proprietors and bar
tcndcri were fined various sums from
s25 TO 500 for supplying soldiers
with drink,
The evening world., 1918-03-04
81, ,10O,265,355 ASKED
IN DEFICIENCY BILL
Senate Committee Adds $685.
900, Principally for War De-
partment and Navy.

WASHINGTON, March i.-Carrying a
total Of N.lsO 265,3b5 In appropriations
and authorize tions. tho Urgent Deh-
cheney BH was reported TO the Senate
to-day by the Appropriations Commit
tee. It was increased $685., 900 by the
senate committee over the House bill.
OF the Increase S5O.9si.OOO IL for the
War Department and il72iiOOo for the
Navy.
For water ana sewers at camps and
cantonmeuts the Senate Finance Com
mittre added S6,1S5 900 Moro than S.
900 900 was added Tor construction Of
army hospitals. For manufacturing of
arms the Senate added s6,OOo,OOO The
Navy got i5 Oe0,OOO increase for hos
pital construction.
The evening world., 1918-03-04
BIG CUT IN TRAIN SERVICE.
ChIcsgo-St. Louis Passenger FaciIi-
ties Reduced 40 Per Cent.

WASHINGTON, March 4,-Passengcr
train service between Chicago and ST.
Louis was cut 40 per cent by the Di-
rector General OF Railroads to-day.
At the same time interchangeable
tickets we're ordered placed on sale IA
both Chicego and 81 Louis
The new service is effective March
II. S!N OF fifteen passenger trains
between the two cities were ordered
discontinued at once,
The trimming OF the Chicago-st.
service Regional Director Ashton es,l-
matt-. viii save 9,a3S tons OF coal Zach
mo n Based on present operating
costs. the railroads viii, be saved an
aggregate u SO, monthly