Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-11-16
Who Won the War?

Annapolis. They furnished the nu-
cleus for officers to start the training
of other officers and men.
Then there are those who believe
England did the most good. Others
think France was the saving clause
And there are a few who see Ameri-
cas- part coming in at the right psy-
Geological moment and winding the
whole thing up in jig time.
And there's the private, God bless
him! His part was large in the war;
And Foch. And Hoover And Presi-
dent Wilson. And Clemenceau. And
Haig. And Pershing.
1t is now Captain Paul McClOud,
who is now with the American Expedi-
tionary Forces in France. He went
over a lieutenant of engineers. Hope
he comes soon to see how the town he
laid out in 1904 looks today.
Some cool mornings this week and
glorious sunsets
Little Aston Beckmann was at the
Red Cross Monday all decorated in
patriotic sweater and cap of American
colors Cute little boy baby.
EDITOR David Arthur Carson, eff
ever king deserved crown it is Al
bert of Belgium"
just as we local was getting ready
to speak and puckered up his lips for
a gracious smile of welcome to Miss
Katherine Cohen on the forward deck
Of the ferryboat the other evening
and was about to offer his hand the
young lady turned her face, and it
wasn't her at ALL
MIR. and Mrs. A. F. Beckmann and
Mr.. and Mrs. J. V. WoolcOtt left this
week in the latters Winton six for the
oil fields of Oklahoma, where Messrs.
Beckmann and Woolcott have valua-
BILE Oil land holdings
Conversation in an elevator: Pas
senger-"This car is very slow"
Fat lady gets on at next floor
"Now We'll go down fast" said a
voice.
"S-i-r!'' said the stout person, turn
ing around and facing dozen men.
Much smoker.
Passed woman driving pretty
little car last Sunday out near West
Nyack. She had stalled on a hill near
by. An old man of eighty was trying
to push the car up the hill. He
couldn't do it. At last, all of a sud
den, the contrary car started, but went
off so fast the old man could not get
in. When he caught up at last on the
top of the hill, the lady ca driver
bawled out to him, .Say, here we are
stuck again. If you had only gotten
in we might have been home tonight.
Lord knows now when we shall reach
49,. 'Your radiator is boiling over"
said passing driver. Perhaps that is
what is the matter" NO." returned
the woman; "water won't stay in, so
let her boil like I'm doing. Is this
the way to Hackensack?" 1t was. She
finally got away again, with a stream
of steam rising from the radiator. She
was about as mad as a wet hen.
Little Dorothy Jane Lillard has
been spending about two weeks with
her aunt, Mrs. Ernest Sibley of Pali-
SADIE Last Sunday Dorothy was tell
ing we reporter all about it. Eyes"
she said; 1--WE got real French dol
lie An it's boy! !" she added, laugh
ing heartily, and the reporter did the
same thing. "My daddie's in France"
she said, en- I'm going to see him
when he comes back. Say" she leaned
over and whispered, hes been killing
Germans :" And Dorothy looked as if
she wasn't sorry the least bit in the
world.
Last Sunday morning was so clear
that one could have seen all the way
TO Albany if it had not been for the
kinks in the Hudson. But the Orange
mountains melted away in the dis
lance like waves of the sea, and the
spectacle was wonderful.
Don't fail to go to church this Sun
day morning and hear the Camp Dix
preacher, who will tell you some things
about the war you did not know
An Egg Legend.
lady out near Rockland lake the other
day as we hauled up before sign on a
post near the front gate, which bore
the new legend, "Just laid eggs
lone dollar and twenty cents per
Dozen" returned the farmerette. "Ex-
cuse me, madam, but 1 hope they rot
on your hands," we added, land thar
amt wishing you no HARM
True to Instinct.
Young Loyal Phillips and few of
his boy neighbors built cOzy little
hut near the rear of the Phillips lot
the other day. Two little German boy
brothers, living near, came over to
look at the hut and at once began to
envy it. Cant we play in it?" asked
one. "Oh, you can come in," answered
Loyal, as fine little gentleman as one
would meet in days travel.
"But you got to give my brother half
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