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The Washington times., 1918-03-18

more and Annapolis cars hav. no legal
rights In the streets OF wsShingt on.
Commissioner Rrownlow read an opin-
ion OF Conrad Syme. corporation roun-
sol, dated April 2, 1914. declaring
that while the W.. N. and 4. has not
a loot OF track OF Its own IN the Dis
trict II has "the inherent right" to
contract with the w. R. and Z. for
running rights" over the tracks OF
that road. Mr. Sy.me asserted that
running rights" are almost univsr-
sally recognized and that the United
States Supreme Court has upheld the
legality of such rights.
Later in the day Mr.. Wood again
found opportunity to present his
views that the ". r 4 z. had been
granted certain rights to Washing
ton ST estS hut had not been given
any authority by Congress OF any
other b"hy ." rent out-these rights
to smother concern and add to the
congestion Of Washington streets
thereby.
The questioning OF railway Wit
nesses brought out admissions that
IL would be Impossible to prevent the
lying over at u street for varying
periods. of trains OF the ". B. and A.
The road expects 70 run tvo-car
would often he two trains at q time
at the terminal. These two trains
would be over 800 feet long. lying
along the north side OF II street II
was sought 10 bring out that many
times there would be as many as
three trains at q time. which would
cause them to lap Ground on Twelfth
street also. II was pointed out that
many cars OF this line now lie for
comparatively long periods at New
York avenue and Fifteenth street
George T. Bishop, president Of the
Washington, Baltimore and Annapolis,
told OF the increases in property value
in Baltimore in the section where the
company has its terminals. and de-
clared that Baltimore business men
welcomed the terminals because OF the
business II brought to that city.
Attitude Of the Connission-
Questions by Commissioners Brown
low and Gardiner indicated their be-
lief that the problem which confrontS
them now is that OF relieving the con-
gestion on New York avenue near
Fifteenth street and OF giving the
interurban people the right to bring
passengers into the city. Expert
Beeler had recommended that unless
terminal arrangements could be made
east OF Fourteenth street and New
York avenue the Washington, Baltl-
more and Annapolis cars should be re-
Quired to stop at Fifteenth and u
streets northeast.
The Washington Safety First AEao-
citation does not object to letting .he
big cars como in but does object ~
the terminal proposed because II Is
in a region already contested and sure
to grow worse This organiEa lion
recommends a loop from Eleventh
through ] street to Twelfth and
thence south to New York avenue.
Other suggestions are that II city
terminals arc to be accorded the
Washington, Baltimore and AnnapoliN
II should be further east on New York
avenue and on private property. Be-
tween Fifth and Seventh streets on
New York avenue has been suggested
as offering property not nasrly 90
high In value and ss convenient to the
car lines OF the Capital Traction and
the Washington Railway and Elec-
tric-
The Washington times., 1918-03-18
ToDAYS 4
cASUALTYLIST.

General PershinE has reported tn,
flowing casualties to the War De
Lrtmsnt:
SEVERELY WOUNDED.
Private Porter Jeses.
SLIGHTLY WOUNDED.
First Lieut.. Harold n. HiPsh.
Nerrsant willard BiOn Brown.
Corporal Roy DeBruyn-
General Robert II. GFiffltA.
COrporaI John GurskL
COrporaI StePhen }. HaIla.
Corporal James J. Murray.
BuEIer wilbur TkonaA
Private Elmer ,. Bell.
Private Asa K Boatman.
Private John w. Cooper.
Private Earl r. DeLong.
Privaet Richard E Dowd
Private John Feduruk-
Private Robert &. Fennsn.
Private Lloyd w Frost.
Private MiIIar1 r. Gstweod
Private John J. Gpteb.
Private Clyde w. Hall.
Private Edgar A. Hartman.
Private Oscar ,. Hill.
Private LoIa r. johnson.
Private james ID. Joaes.
Private Frank Lswts.
Private Carl c. LuedeklnE.
Private wiIItan II. Miller.
Private Cufford ID. Patty.
Private Arthur ID. PeIkey.
Private steve RadanoVteh.
Private vernon l.. RiddIs.
Private George skitarelieh.
Private owen L. Taylor.
Private Thomas J. ThorIa.
Private Charles A. UnGer.
Private August yas OyeR.
Private wIllian Wenner.
Private Frank J. white.
Private James J. white.
DIED OF DISEASE.
Corporal Robert Edward Byra&
Private william p. DeCumba-
Private Herbert Won Alt.
Private james y. Stewart.
Private John NJ. CrSueh.
Private Warren c. Hauser.
Private Charles Beatty.
Private steve Nornan.
DIED OF ACCIDENT.
Private oliver ,. Buff0rd.
The Washington times., 1918-03-18
WOULD ALLOW WOMEN
LAWYERS IN ENGLAND

LONDON. March In MaiI.)-A
movement has been started in Eng
land 20 permit women to practice law
IN the courts. Lord Buekmaster IL
sponsor for a bill prepared for intro
duction IN the House of Peers grant
ing women the right to ppsar a.
counsel
The Washington times., 1918-03-18
ASKS NEW rUseANIA PROBE.

A Congressional probe of the con-
duct Of the crew OF the Tuscania was
asked in q resolution Introduced In
the House today byConGTessman Stesn-
erson OF Minnesota. The investlga-
tion was asked as q result OF charges
that the transport was abandoned by
her crew without efforts to save the
soldiers and as . result OF the CON
duct Of the crew 1k3 were drowned.
The Washington times., 1918-03-18
BOSTON TAILoRs STRIKE.

BOSTON. March 1s.-ons thousand
Boston tailors went on strike today.
They are members OF the AnAlGa-
mated Clothing Workers OF America
They demand q forty-siGht hour
week and 20 per cent wage increase.
About 100 are women.
The Washington times., 1918-03-18

.BU|LT PORTS
| TO CARE FOR
!. EVERY NEED

WITH SECRETARY BAKER IN
TRANCE, March 1s-Secretsry Bakers
visit to France offers Inspiration to
every officer and man In the Amsri
can forces, General PershIng declared
tonight
Il have long urged Secretary Baker
% come to France" said Pershing.
e7eow that he is here we are delight
ga He means to master the details
A our chief, who carries all the mill
eary effort at home and abroad in his
hnind, he is seeing what We are doing
% this side, and his visit is q per
Aonal Inspiration to every officer and
hAn."
Sums Up Results.
Secretary Baker summed up the re-
quilts Of his inspection to date when
he said:
these days have been worth my
Strip across the Atlantic In the infor
nation and encouragement they have
Niven me. 1 have seen two ports,
4hs only receiving depots OF the great
N1r plant we are constructing. but
& have seen enough to convince me
@S now have an organization which
N1ll meet the problem with an In
ereasinE supply of materials and IA
siIities to couple up the ports of en-
Sanitation in the United States with
american ports Of debarkation In
France
II find written reports have given
me an inadequate idea of the diff
Oulties which the enemy said we
couldn't overcome, but which we
ere overcoming.
TaxeG Preach ReS0ureeh
after her long, stout hearted de-
Rsnse, France could spare us little
material or labor for our purposes
kxcept by iIl-adyised diversions from
Der own needs.
She could offer land upon which
20 raise our structure and the right
kf way for our. communication lines.
should like to pay tribute to the
tnsn who began last summer to bring
knto being blue prints OF this great
konception which has now advanced
knough to yield a conviction OF sue
bees to any observer. / should like
30 pay tribute to all our engineers
ind experts from civil life in all
branches who have continued to ar
tive and serve with officers in the
regular engineer command. increasing
the number Of army workerL who
are all doing their part
ARO Making Record.
They have come from q pioneering
Neople, and have brought their
btsneerinE energy here. They have
turned marshes into docks facing
waterways which they will dredge.
Whey have built spur tracks, built
Warehouses, and the necessary sup
Elementary plant from which We will
SispAtch along the line OF communI-
cation food, clothes, guns, and am
thunition and all the enormous mass
- complicated material which the
resources of the United States can
bupply transportation. The ships are
bow being built
The Washington times., 1918-03-18

General PershinE has reported the
following casualties to the War De-
pGrtmsnt:
The Washington times., 1918-03-18
Dispute Legal Right.

J. NJ Wood. OF the Northeast WASH
rnEton Citizens Association. began q
line Of questioning Of railway wit
nssses to develop the. view OF his as
sooiGtion that the Washington Bslti-
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26
JAPANESE OPERETTA AT
RICHMOND COLLEGE
"Fcnst nf the Little I.nnterus" Is Pre-
scented In Open Air with Pic
turesGue Setting.

Anticipating the formal commence
ment exercises a. Westhampton COL
l.Ee and a kind Of prelude thereto.
tho Japanese opcretta. The Feast OF
ting by Paul Bl!ss. was presented at
the college last evening. II was
gwen al frcsco in the court OF the
girls building. and was most pic
,urcsrue in it's setting. With a row
% hanging Japanese lanterns aug
mented by single lanterns suspended
from windows. with electric footlights
cunninrly concealed in grasses and
ferns. and with twinklinE stars above
and lightning bugs darling about. the
atmosphere u tho play was quite
realistic. Twenty-Five or more OF the
girl students participated in the per-
fncmance. and each looked as Oriental
as pretty American could: himonos
and hgh-dresscd hair. with Japanese
eye p@nciling. completed the makeup
and one must confess the entire per-
sOnnel OF the play was as attractive as
could DC desired
y critical estimate of the music of
the op"r"tta would not place il re-
markedly nigh unsteady: It is remi-
niscent ot the American Indian music
which Bliss also has written, and OF
the negro spiritual type. with sug-
Gest!on of the "Mikado" coming in oc-
casional!y But It was prcttily sung
and charmnEly acted. There were no
printed programs. and IL is. therefore
impossible to accred!t any of the young
artists personally for their work, but
the various solo numbers. the duet
between the princess and her newly
found sister, the dance OF the wells or
scarves and the chorus numbers were
all interesting and attract!vely pre-
sented. Several OF the young women
deserve individual praise. one In the
rcl" Of the princess, the stunning
maiden-aunt with her Il told you so"
manner and speech and her eccentric
dances. and also the little lady who
appeared as the juggling girl each OF
whom took her part brightly and
cleverly.
Mrs. i. Flaxington Harker Is to be
compltmcnctd as the one who trained
and prepared tho performers so well
MT. Harker. with an assistant. at a
second piano furnished accompani-
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26
STREET CAR RUNS AWAY
Dnshes Down Seventh Street, Landing
ON Sidewnlk-Two Passcn-
gers Hurt.

Dashing down Seventh Street last
night. near - o'clock. at terrific rate
Hull Street car jumped the track
at Main Street. and landed 100 feet
away on the sidewalk. firmly wcdged
IN between the wall Of the building
and a traction pole. Louisa White,
co!ored. BIO Pocahontas Street, south
Richmond. and w E. Daniels also
colored. barber. SIG Roberts Street,
Barton Heights. were cut about the
face and badly shaken up. the former
sustaining painful injuries above the
left eye and Il cash down the left
cheek An ambulance from the Vir-
E!nla Hospital. with DR.. Hinchman in
charge. arrived shortly afterwards and
the wounds were dressed Abou; if-
teen were on the car, but all except
the two escaped injury.
According to G.. NJ. Denton, motor
man. tho breakes failed TO work. and
all attempts TO bring the car to stop
were unava!linG. At Franklin Street,
he said Che tried TO make stop. but
the hreakes would not work. and from
that point momentum began TO in
crease until the car left the track.
After leaving the street the side
walk was literally plowed up. AS far
as could be learned, only slight dam
age was done TO the street car.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26
TOURING CAR BREAKS
MONUMENT AVENUE TREE
Automobile Belonging to Granville
Ora! In Administrations
Slightly Injured

Dashins down Monument Avenue
carry this morning at high speed a big
touring car belonging TO Granville
Gray. $500 Monument Avenue. ran into
d Tree near tho Leo Monument dcmol-
.nh,he the tree. breaking the curbinE
an" smashing the front of the car
me driver was only slightly injured
mere were no other occupants of
several accidents of this sort in re-
cent months. due to the reckIcssncss Of
speeding motorists. have done much
d"mase to handsome trees in the va
entity of Lee Monument. Several peo-
pic living in the neighborhood, who
ere alarmed and called from their
mes by the noise Of the accident ex-
pressed themselves freely in favor OF
some more drastic punishment for
such carelessness. saying that such
crivers should be held liable by the city
'or the damage they do to public
property including trees and curbings
az we'll as being prosecuted for the
danger they cause to all other users
OF the streets
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26

class feels that theirs is prc-cminent
time OF graduation and they are dis
posed to tell this fact to their friends
In no uncertain tones.
LIST OF GRADUATES
ISSUED by FACULTY
The following mines comprise tho
list Of graduates from Richmond Col
iege. tmalc):
Bachelor of Arts.
Ray Hamilton Abrams, Patchoguc.
" Y.
Byron Leslie Fielden Anderson.
Scvcn-AIile Ford, Va.
Hiram Douglas Anderson. Ciarkton.
Va
james Foster Barnes. Amelia, Va.
Roland Jennings Beazley. Upper
Zion. Va.
Titus Walker Beaslcy. Hollywood,
Va.
Albert Cornelius Chcetham., Balti-
Richard Taylor Coleman. Richmond.
James Henry Donahue. Richmond.
Frank Bernard Dunford. Jr., Rich
mond.
Richard Grimth Entzminger. Green
willie, S. e.
Percy Ryland Fox. Terrell. Va.
Max Glass. Richmond.
Perry Elwood Hamilton. Lynchburg,
james Malcolm Hart Harris. Pendlc-
ton. Va.
Philip Jerome Hibbitts. Grundy. Va
Ashby Weldon Kay. Sparta, Va.
Rhodcric Lee Lacy. Scottsburg, Va.
Walter Franklin Martin, Glasgow,
Va
Clinton Lee Mason. Parksley. Va.
Edward Walter Miller. Richmond
Blanton Page Seward, Isle of Wight.
Va
Meade Thompson Spicer. Jr.. Rich
mond.
Andrew johnson Thomas Talladcga
Ala.
William Orrin Tune. PAGES. Va.
Jere Malcolm Harris Willis. Fred
cricksburs, Va.
James Ernest Wrenn. Richmond.
Bachelor of Science.
Leftwich Shepherd Bowles. Chester.
Va.
Eugene Carl Hoover. Carloover. Va.
Allie Wilson Richeson. Blanton. Va.
John ken!cy Shumate. Pcarisburg.
Va
Mnster OF Arts.
Leonard Cecil Hubbard OF Prince
ton. ". Va
Thesis. Francis II. Picrpont. and the
Restored Government Of Virginia"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26

mcnts. while the exotic touch was
added by young woman with dimi-
nutiFc drum. which suggested some
thing OF the streets OF Cairo.
me time OF the performance was
ABOUT an hours and all but two Of the
Japanese lanterns survived. There
was large audience, and that they
enjoyed the play is unuucstioned. The
lurther exercises attending upon com
n!encement Follow during the next few
days. and the operetta last eveninr
proved very hitting as the FIRST OF the
public events. =.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26

Preceding his departure for Char
lottesviile. farewell BANQUET was
rendered by the members of Herzy
Zion Camp to S. NJ. Jane on Wednes-
day night at the Zionist Institute. Mr..
jane. who was charter member of
the society, was one Of those wbo
volunteered for special instruction in
mechanics at the University of Vir-
ginia, preparatory to active service
with this branch of the army abroad.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26

SWARTZVILLE. PA. May 25.-Miss
Elizabeth Lausch. aged nineteen.
daughter Of Clayton Lausch. of Muddy
Creek. was murdered in the woods near
her home tonight. She was employed
at Adamstown and started home by
trolley as usual. She was attacked az
ter leaving the car, her throat being
cut from ear to ear. Her assailant
left no clue
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26

In the parsonage OF Asbury Netho-
dist Church yesterday afternoon at S
o'clock. Miss Susie Shelton Crowden.
Of Mecklenburg County, became the
bride OF William David Barden. of
Chesterfie Id County, Rev w. Oliver
Gordon. officiating. Miss Crowden is
the daughter OF Dr. and Mrs. J. ],
Crowden. OF Mecklenburg Mrs. NJ. r,
Payne and Mrs, j. II. Martin, both OF
Richmond. were present at the cere-
Inony.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26
Germany Control. rln,.na.

LONDON. May 25.-A dispatch to the
Exchange Telegraph from Copenhagen
says the German Finnish commercial
treaty empowers Germany to control
Finland economically for twenty-one
financed by Germany and Finland is to
-bo defensively allied with Germany
and Is to raise an army OF l00.0 900 men
TO help Germany against Russia.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26
CI... In Patriotic Cookery.

The third class for INSTRUCTOR IN
patriotic cookery will begin Monday.
June ;, in the Win the War Kitchen"
30 East Grace Street. The women
Who take this course pledge them
selves TO repeat four OF the eight
cssons received to any group apply
ng for instruction. The class meets
Monday. Tuesday. Thursday and Fri
cay from 1890 to 1890.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26

Mr.. and Mrs. George Powell, Of this
city. have announced the marriage of
their daughter. Josie Mae. TO Charles
H. Doggett. The ceremony took place
very quietly in Washington Wednes-
day afternoon. at o'clock. Rev John
II. Jenries. ofiic ting.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26

The automobile OF John p Nerres
the Washington chauffeur which was
stolen from him by Robert L. New
man and Samuel L. Gamble. deserters
from the army, who FIRST murdered
him. was yesterday driven from Rich
mond to Alexandra by Sheriff Fields,
OF Alexandria County. The two con-
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26
News of Interest In
and Out Of Town
Notes About Things and Poo
pie and What They Are
Talking about.

Mrs. A. Y. Fox. OF New York. form
erly Miss Ida r. Robertson Of this
city. will sing before the Wesley Bible
Class. OF the Central Methodist Church.
Thirteenth and Porter Streets. South
Richmond. this morning at 1880
o'clock.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26

Mrs. 4. B. Claybrook. OF Cumberland
Md. is visiting her parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. ". Il. Lightfoot. l7l7 Hanoye,
Avenue. for a few days.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26
Conductor and Fl..u,n .--.,,.a

Conductor md FlaKnan Arrested.
X II. Beavers and II. r. Mallory
conductor and fiaEman. respectively. on
a Seaooard train. were arrested last
night and held for the Alexandra
authorities on tho charge OF violating
me prohibition law. Tho alleged Of
tense was committed in Alexandria.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26

j. c. Blackley. OF II North Third
Street. received word yesterday OF the
safe arrival in France of his two sons.
Claiborne +. Biackley. OF the One
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26

fesSed murderers and the woman ac-
complice are in the Alexandria Jail
awaiting trial.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26

The renting season is not confined to
the month of June. Times Dispatch
Want Ads will rent your property any
time. Call Randolph I.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

LOST. la dy's SIX s;1ined bell he, Won F;5,s
and Broad and Jefferson and Broad
Kindly return to Jefferson Hotel. Miss
WANTED. by young lady. a position with
hrfn where merit is recognized. Typist
and once assistant. IFS, care Times
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26

Hundred and Twentieth Infantry.
Thirtieth Division. and First Sergeant
Walter G. Blackley. Company +. One
Hundred and Twentieth Infantry. Thir-
ticth Division. Both young men re-
ceived their training at Camp Sewer.
Grcenville. 9. G.
Mr.. and Mrs. a. Is. Cole. 1904 Hull
Street. South Richmond. gave a de-
lishtful party yesterday in honor OF
their daughter, Miss Grace Cole. After
dancing and games were engaged in
refreshments were served Those pres
ent were: Misses Madeline and Louise
Voltz. Matte Smith. Hazel Kell Helen
Laws. Evelyn Wright. Virginia Mum
den. Martha Crump: Messrs. Eugene
Mccarthy. Willie Dunnsvcrunt, Rich
ard Neal. &c. nard Cole. Willie Roach.
Huge Ford. Raymond Heath. Mark
Loftin. Curtis Morrisette and Charles
Sawtelle.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26
DEATHS.

hEMfcEE DdXH 6 on pF F5iaiy' May IS. 10 A
Funerai TO- pay May 2e) a, $3.50 from
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26
In CnpitaI Letter.

The place Of each classified ad Is de-
termined by It's subject word. which is
printed IN capital letters. This enables
you 10 filfd what you want
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26
NOTICES!

II. after examination. 7 dna I
cannot treat you so as to relieve
you from tho start. I will frankly
say so. don't take cases I can't
alleviate.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26
Leaped Into Instant Favor

Because is the drink absolutely pure and SANITARY
the drink that drink perfectly you are getting
the pure care can devise
lakahoa is not made behind closed doors-NO- right
out In the open at our store 90 Broad with
to produce the wonder
drink TAKA-KOLA
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-05-26

Don't let the man at the fountain drink than
Taka-koadont inferior price Of Taxa
koa is the beverages that are NOT
sactory getting the drink YOU ask
fountains carry
Arizona republican., 1918-08-31

and superb audacity We simply refuse to be restricted by the pentup Utica of the Standard Dictionary
 Somebody has to invent new words and express sions and contrive unique lapses of grammar otherwise our language would to grow and change and then it would be dead language, "one with Nneveh and Tyre and Greek and Latin. Surely, none of the critics want to anything like that happen to our blooming. burgeonng, bursting English tongue.
 There are now about 250 900 words in our language. There are some people who only 300 of them. Others dip deeper into the reservoir. Shakespeare made use of 30,000. Newspaper writers seldom writers now and then to employ derivatve words of which they had never heard They felt that if there were no such words there ought to be. When they went to the dictionary they sometimes found the doubtful word and sometimes they did not If the writer was timd and shrinking, the absence of the closed incident If the writer aggressive and unconventional word went to the printer for the first time.
 It is such aggressive unconventional writers that keep the blood circulating in language, giving tissue to replace that which is sloughting away in obsolescence.
 We that "consumatory" be included in the forthcoming editions of all dictionaries
Arizona republican., 1918-08-31
JOHN BARLEYCORN

"Wots all tn blooming fuss about" Botles-on the Bar; We're closin up, the glasses sighed, that's wot bloomin are," "Wots all the barfies doin here?" Barrels the Street; They're drcadin' wot they got to watch" growls Cocktail Mixer Pete; For they're stringin' up John Barleycorn they're marchin' of i'm round From Hilo to Lihue, thence to Honolulu town; For he shot haole full of hootch an left him the ground; "So they're done with booze forever in Hawaii" !" Is cot right - and to mine says Dice Box on the Shelf Don't be fool,' Playin Card; keep that stuff to yerself!" I've drunk i'm down a score O times" sighs Man About tn Town; Twill get you ninety days, henceforth," 'gruns Ru- with frown; For they've crowned King Alcohol for fair-theyve given him the hook! Hereafter, in Hawaii he can't raise a pleasant look. His fleet of kegs is scuttled and his demjohns For it's midnight in the isiands-gosh. I want jolt right now!'
 Honolulu Star Bulletin.