New Britain herald., 1918-06-27

1 it-it is a novelty for anyone to visit 1t.
 Helene Noight, now a renowned ar tist, was recently married to a lawyer, but she soon prevailed upon him to open d studio instead of a law office. Mildred Meissner is one of Helene's s ! assistants and with her aid the trio paint many beautiful pictures. One of their pictures hangs near the stu dents entrance at the New Britain High school. It is saved 9.29 a. m.' Following the old saying, The way to a mans heart is through his l stomach Viola Erickson and Mabel Wallen are now expert domestic sci ! ence teachers at the new Ington (Newington) High school.
 Hazel Eagan conducts an ice-cream parlor near the High school, The cream she favors most, and has been serving lately, is called Stanley Ash lcy-Special.'
 c. "Shinola' Shine, is now star performer in the Sullivan minstrel troupe, consisting of Messrs. G. Shine, John Hagearty, Joseph Zeitlin and Ed. Sullivan. leader, manager, and proprietor. Sullivan and zeitlin do a
 
 guise of a policeman, attempts to quell the riot which follows, but Shine appears and inflicts some of his famous 'Shinors" on Patrolman flag earty. The band strikes up the 'Lampost Glide which is followed by the "HomeWard Stagger," and the play is successfully concluded.
 Linca Clarke has taken up selling insurance policies. Shc( has decided upon this line of business only be- cause this offers such an excellent opportunity for telling her store of humorous stories and anecdotes. She would rather tell a good story than sell a policy.
 Arvid Thorwaldson, William Den his, Clarence Olson, and Clemens Diemand have incorporated a trade union and latest reports from Editor Skinner's pen at Blngville show that the profits of the union are large, that is, for the incorporators. Olson and Diemand are the managers while Dennis and Thorwaldson do the sell ing. Arvid has a hobby of boosting sales which he acquired while selling Liberty Bonds at the High school but the boosting stopped in a Civics class when Miss Harvey's figures and Arvid's figures didn't tally and strange to say, Arvid stopped boost ing for awhile.
 Anna Olson runs a curiosity shop in Kensington. Anna is well adapted to run this kind of a shop.
 Now we came to Grace Gilberts future. Grace is a professor of biolo- gy in college. Her pet subjects are Evolution and Heredity' Grace is the author of two books, entitled, ''The Evolution of a June-Bug" and "The Stubborn Resistance of Ami mals."
 It was while we were reading the "Bingville Bugle'' the other evening that we saw a page advertisement elucidating the merits of the "Bris- toll Monthly'' owned and edited by Don and Al Bristoll, the publishers
 Ted' Jahn is the business manager and believe us, the magazine is the greatest advertising medium of any of it's size in the world It seems that Ted also does editorial work for the magazine. Why, we cannot explain, but if you want to know ask the owners; 1t appears, though, that some bee (Bee) had something to do with "Ted's' added duties and he has
 
 boss ever since.
 Louis Pearson and Harold Stevens are now world famous doctors in their own home town. They specialize in antidotcs for sleeping persons. They discovered the treatment while attending High school and they are still thanking some small but intel lectual man named Fay. Both Louis and Harold say that Room 13 was the cause of all their trouble and also that of everyone else
 Barn dances in Barnesdale by Els 1 ther Barnes. A dancing school in Barnesdale. Esther Barnes conducts a dancing school there and barn l dances are her specially.
 on a corner we see Josephine Tom | standing on large soap box and shouting at the top of her lungs, Why have a soft voice when for 49 cents you can buy my Strong Voice BuilderW We see Helen Ginsburg Josephine and buying a 1 part of her supply.
 Irene Walsh now lives in Terry vile. It always did seem strange. 1 but Irene has always had a very | strong liking for the country. Alice 1 Long and Gertrude Helene live near l her and are running a small candy | store there. We have our suspicious l that all candy is very iberally | before it is put on sale.
 Sadye Goldsmith and Florence Sir l ken have now become excellent | specialists in foot treatment and are 1 located in Springfield, Mass When 1 Sadye and Florence went into the | business, they tried a treatment pre- ! scribed by Professor Greenberg, late | of Springfield. After the treatment, l Florence said, My foot, (Foote) he | is ill and i'll he was" while Sadye 1 exclaimed, Mine is fine (Tein) al- ]