South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-20

months in Jail This magistrate
evidently wants TO break up boot
Logging. Otherwise. he would prob
ably have imposed the 81 and costs.
/ II is said that most of the Wash
ington restaurants and hotels ignore
! the 'meatless day" rule. You know
that Washington has the reputation
| of being the least patriotic COM
munity in the country. strange as
that may seem.
When you find a good many
things out of whack at the same
! time. and prices high and things
| scarce, you may know that the fad
of depending upon others to do what
one ought to do for himself is caus-
ing lots Of inconvenience.
The relative volumes of happiness
and misery in the world next spring
Will be determined to some extent
by whether Penn township pro-
duces enough potatoes and onions.
Every JOY lover prays for onions.
Annie Grandson of Elkhart has
just married Ollie Hines When is
a grandson not grandson?
The Oklahoma officers who trap
ped ,O72 quarts of whisky in a coal
car have probably not been able to
wind up their Christmas celebration
yet.
A local doctor says people who
live in a climate such as this burg
has are fools to pay so cents a
pound of meat We have always
said as much. We do not believe
that Solomon, if he had lived in
Mishawaka, would have permitted
his series of wives to equip them
selves with sealskin coats at $500
throw. either.
If you want to know the plain
truth about il, the average mans
stomach will exercise a great deal
more influence upon his check-sign-
ing hand than his soul will.
The book "a Thousand Ways to
Please a Husband" will prove a val
liable aid no doubt TO those wives
who are particularly anxious not to
please their husbands.
Now here comes a Kentucky
evangelist, who says the kaiser and
his militarists will spend eternity in
hell. Say. boys, isn't this any in
ducement for you to repent?
The feminist doctrine that a
father is only an incidental parent
is not worth discussing. If by the
time he is so he has raised a large
family and has become humpshOul-
dered bringing home the bacon, the
inaugural incident of his parent
hood Will be forgiven.
New York women are urging a
law to make idlers work during the !
war. A law of no work no eat
would be the simplest and most eff |
fective statute, and the whole coun- |
try needs it.
We know how unsatisfactory 10 !
Americans is a name like "boche" |
or Hun" to apply to the enemy. but |
they must remember the press can
not always call a spade a spade. In |
other words we are not allowed in !
print TO call bOche what he is.
ToL,, II noor-oeo1Io- I,o- s,,et cr;,-o,, I
IS, 500, 900 more to the Rockefeller |
foundation to falicitate various !
forms of war work It was just like |
him. He gets that much deduction |
from taxable income.
1t will be the. sheerest good luck /
if this country gets through with /
this railway job without smashing |
things. And, mind you, it is not |
McAdoo we are afraid of so much |
as the men in congress who are can
didates for reflections.
A Topeka correspondent says /
woman's suffrage has taken all the |
joy out Of Kansas politics. This is /
the first time we have heard that /
there was ever anything but anguish /
and agony in Kansas politics.
England has a tobacco controller. |
But not even a great government /
can beat the human will in the mat
ter of tobacco control, provided. of 4
course. that the said human viii has
a good stout won't connected with |
il. They have closed ElIsasser's and /
Casbon's stores. b't al we have 10 /
do is 10 walk into me drug stores or \
the restaurants and get all the /
smokes we want-if we have the 4
price.
Sufficient 20 the day
DRUNK Is FINED.
Bruno Yer Ninct who was arrest