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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-25
" orBe Coming.

There's thing certain" SAID Jincs III
they don't get the .ys out OF the trenches be-
fore May. they ought 10 keep en- over there
until least july
What's tho big idea
We'll, don't you thiuk it'd be kind o. rouch
AFTER al! they've been through. 10 bring then,
home right into mess of spring house clean
ing"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-25

NIX. Would would simplifE matters considerably IL
learn to tell the same lies " iu
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-25

Prince Max has bungled the job lie was
MADE Chancellor 10 do. and he is TO be
kicked out unceremoniously. Selected as n
tooi by the Junkers, he put forth his deceit
lul plea Tor peace and failed 10 get more than
nearing lie has bitterly disappointed his
auloclatic masters, and they will relcgaio hin,
20 inc scfaphenp where many other dis
cred1ied Ieuton statesmen have gone before
MN II Is fitting end for a career so hricf
ana so NOTORIOUS Philip Schedemann So
ciaist leader Is said to be slated Tor the
lhahkless Job. If This be true il may mean
mat the Junkers III The last ditch ana
VIII seek through him, TO turn a democratic
race 10 the world. They can hardly hone
TO use him as a stool-pigeon with which to
qnlet The popular clamor and draw to them
serves me support Of The Socialists for 2;
continuation OF tie war, but in their OK
tremity nothing is too improbable for ,hcm
20 attempt and every move viii bear watch.
ing
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-25
An Nh Wind.

The Flu, at any rate, has given a whole 10
OF people q right good excuse for slipping il
four days off.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-25

II is announced erayely that n ship carrying
200 tons Of bananas Slipped across to France
without being located by the U-boats."
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-25

Mary Cook! What has become Of tina, no,
roas: | brought home
Il couldn't help II, Mum: VEIL have t. forsit
ut. I was waTin It oyer tin hot water { flavor
tn soup an 1t Slipped of In spoon an got
drownded. Num-"
The time is comnS--!ts right OH us--wbcn
We'll revive that ridiculous exchanging Of prcs.
ents as an excuse to have December % come on
C'hristmas Day.
And goo! won't We hate each other when
we sec what get!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-25

Questions and Answers
Ihtoo Marks.--kindly publish in YOUR column
4 remedy which will remove tattoo marks
, r. H.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-25
why Didn't He Knock Then, ,rog>th.r

Report of the Kaisers recent cct;ncil a
brought By one press cable: HE seized tn
opportunity to say farewell to the members O
the council by shaking their heads individually.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-10-25

Cathc'ic delegations from France England
belgium. Ireland, Canada and Mexico iojnad
with American Catholics on Sunday in ho,or
ing Carolina! Gibbons on his Gfticth annivcr
Sary as bishop. Cardinal Gibbons is ono of
the outstanding figures in world Christianity
Aside from the Pope, possibly no ecclesias,ic
OF the present generation has laborcd more
abundantiy for Christianity and welded a
greater influence in promoting the prnciples
OF righteous conduct which unite nations :, q
We'll as individuals in the common puroosn
or progressing TO ajuster and nobier c!yiliza-
non, In Intelligent movements to establish
conditions Tor the equitable participation OF
all mankind In the unceasing flow OF blessings
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1918-10-11

Believing that it is the duty of
every person who enjoys the
freedom and privileges of citi-
zenship in our great Country to
do his utmost to help win the
war, the following firms and in
dividuals have periodically con-
tributed the money to pay for
this and other advertisements
Of the Fourth Liberty Loan:
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1918-10-11

You don't have to pay all cash for your
bonds. You can make your first payment
from cash in the bank, and take care of the
balance out of your daily, weekly Or month
ly savings.
The forced saving you do now will mean
nice nest egg later, for the bonds you buy
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1918-10-11
Buy Fourth Liberty Bonds
''Don't let the SON go dolur"

now and pay for as you 60 along will prove
a splendid investment that will pay you
good interest every six months. After the
war, the bonds will be worth more than you
paid for them. Don't hesitate to do your
duty and do it quickly.
s'Don't let the SON 90 down.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-14

off again. the Pipsisewah followed.
He was very hungry for souse, and
soon he came 10 where Uncle Wig
gily was sitting ashes.
But the bunny gentleman was so
covered with the white dust. and his
paws were so black from picking over
the cinders that the Pipsisewah didn't
know him. and couldn't see the red
white and blue patches on the rab-
bits coat
Excuse me. Mr.. Ashman." said the
Pipsisewah to the bunny. but do you
see Mr.. Longears around here2 /
thought he came this way. and I'd like
to meet him"
''Hai Uncle wiggfIy? No. I don't
see him." said the bunny himself. and
not having a looking glass. Of course.
he couldn't see any one but the Pip
sisewah.
Wen. 7 guess i missed him." said
the bad animal" And away he ran.
not even dreaming that he was talk
ing to Uncle Wiggily. all covered
with ashes.
wen. it's a good thing I learned to
save coal this way" said Uncle Wig
gily. as the Pipsisewah disappeared
in the woods. Now I'm going TO get
a sieve OF my.own." And If the scrub
bling brush doesn't rub all the red
paint off the dolls nose when .
washes her face for the loIlypoD party.
I'll tell you next about Uncle Wiggily
and the cinders.-Copyrigh 1918. BY
Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-14

TITHEN Poke Eazley read in the
w paper that the kaiser had the
-Tlu," he said he had been expecting
that fellow to get It; running around
so much lately.
The Dog Hill Methodist preacher
said in his sermon Sunday that Hog
wzllow was the worst sin-cursed COM
munity in the United States. Raj Bar
low says the preacher lets on like
he knows a lot. but the fact IS he does
not know one-fourth Of what is going
on here.
Ths blind man Of Musket Ridge has
been defrauded again. Somebody has
sold him a cat hide for q mink skin.
The guilty party is not known. though
the old miser IS suspected as this IS
about the size Of some OF his tricks.
Dock Hocks's anvil, Raj Barlow, FL
lie HeIwanger and two empty quart
bottles were found in a group IN the
woods Just outside Hogwallow day
before yesterday. Raj was just be-
ginning TO come to himself and said
he had had a dream that the war
was over The anvil was badly needed
at the shop and It is mighty good
thing for the community that it was
found Raj and Ellick were Of not
so much Importance.
The horse doctor says he imagines
there would have been mighty good
practice around the battlefields in
France and Belgium for q fellow Of
his profession
Miss Fruzie AIlsop, who IS now
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-14
Bedtime Story For The Little Ones
UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE ASHES
-. az HoWAnD n. GARIs.---,,..-,,,-

stove that my father makes me sift
the ashes. We ought 10 save coal, you
know"
That's right agreed Uncle Wig
gily. Susie and Lulu and Alice saved
my old coat by putting red white and
blue patches on it. and 1 can wear it
over again. II you sift the good coal
out of the ashes you can burn it over
Now I'll tell you what I'll do.
Jackie. You run along and play
snowfall with Johnnie. I'll sift your
ashes Tor you and learn how it's
done. Then I'll get a sieve Of my
own and sift ashes for Nurse Jane It
viii save lots OF coal. and we must
never waste anything"
"Hurray!" barked Jackie. though
whether he said that because he was
glad Uncle Wiggily didn't want to
waste anything or whether the puppy
dog boy was glad because some one
else was going to sift ashes for him,
I really can't say.
Anyhow. Uncle Wiggily hoped
along 10 the kennel house where the
puppydog boy lived. and out in the
yard he saw a dusty barrel with
pile OF ashes. another pile Of partly
burned coal and a sitter or sieve
NOW I'll sift ashesl" said the bun
n.y. anu ne UEtaAA- Int AAoA "a +--N
ashes flew all over him, but he didn
mind that. as he was wearing his sec
ond best coat. with the red, white and
blue patches on. that had once scared
away the Pipsisewah and the fox
Only now you couldn't see the patches
on account of the dust OF ashes.
The bunny was sitting away. get
ting a lot of good coal out of the
ashes, and he was thinking what he
could save this way at his own hol-
low stump bungalow when he bought
himself a sieve. when, all of sudden,
something happened.
A little while before this. the bad
old Pipsisewah made up his mind he'd
have one more try at getting some
souse off Uncle Wiggily's ears. He
had followed the bunny from the hol-
low stump bungalow. and hid behind
a bush when Mr. Longears was talk
ing to Johnnie and Jackie. But the
Pipsisewah didn't hear what was said
Then. when Uncle Wiggily started
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-14

/ thinking pretty well OF Yam Sims
callsN him her undeYeloped hero. She
means by this that Yam was in the
a year draft class and did not have
q chance to be developed before the
war closed
lobe Moseley says the postmaster
would make a mighty good man for
Uncle Sans aviation forces, he goes
up in the air so easy when things do
not run smooth at the postoffice-
The Excelsior Fiddling band, for
the sake Of peace and harmony in this
organization have agreed TO let Co
lumbus Allsop and his big bass fiddle
lead in the music making Columbus
Is so well pleased at this that he has
bought another string for his big
fiddle and viii now use two strings
instead Of one as in the past.
The Tickville Tidings last week
contained a write-up Of a big turnip
and said 1t was the largest one ever
grown In the country Poke Eazley
left here yesterday with his champion
turnip and said he was going to Tick
vile and show the editor up to the
pepoie and then make him publicly
admit through the columns Of the
paper that he has lied He also said
he expected to have his name taken
off the Tidings subscription list, as
the paper was thoroughly unreliable
jefferson PotloclIs and Mrs. Pot
locks, his WIFE had some kind Of mis-
understanding a few days ago and
Jefferson has since been taking his
meals of bologna sausage and crack
ers from a goods box on the front
porch at Bub SmOthers's grocery. It
is now known that Jefferson is not
near cooled off yet, as today he
bought a full uncut roll Of sausage,
and no doubt expects TO continue the
offensive Indefinitely.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-14

must be less impulsive and more
careful OF Dora's feelings Mrs Liv-
lngstone continued. The dear girl
( is naturally inclined to be jealous.
and, although she knows that Milton
adores her, yet it hurts her to see
him seem TO neglect her in public
Neglect herr" Cynthia repeated the
words mechanically.
"Of course, he does not really ne
glect her" her aunt FASTENED to sup
plement But he has a way of pay
ing attention to the woman who hap
pens to be next to him. That is why
he held your cloak for you last eve
ming after supper"
You see, that left Dora with only
her father to put her wrap on her.
Mrs. Livingstone continued. 'Of
course Alr. Stewart had thoughts only
for you I even had to ask him to
hold my cloak for me. Milton, as his
friend, should try TO regard his feel
ings. am sure that Mr.. Stewart
thinks this also"
But, Aunt Amanda" Cynthia pro-
tested, You are mistaken"
No Cynthia. I am not" the
matron insisted You do not realize
what your coming into his life has
meant to poor Gerald Stewart. I have
been glad to note lately that you are
giving him a little encouragement,
for he IS very lonely It would be
cruel If Milton. by his thoughtlessness.
were TO add TO his friends unhappi-
ness. But I warned Milton OF this,
and he has promised to be more con-
siderate in the future.
An Authoritative Tone.
He is so sure of Dora, and she is so
sure Of him. that they defy conven-
uonalities- Neither her father nor
myself intends to allow it any longer"
There was an authoritative ring In
the last sentence that made the listen
er appreciate that here was a master
full woman who would have her own
way in spite Of heartaches or heart
breaks.
And was she not right7 Cynthia
argued Il Dora was unhappy because
Of a thoughtless action on the part OF
her betrothed, should not the parent
resent such action2 Cynthia had TO
admit that Dora's behavior last night
tended to justify her mothers theory
that the girl was made uncomfortable
fault was as much Cynthia's as Mil
TONS Hereafter she must not permit
him to show her even the smallest at
tention-
Her heart contracted with pain as
she made this resolve. The pain it
self warned her that she must be on
her guard.
Then she remembered Gerald
and what her aunt had said
OF him. Mrs. Livingstone must be
mistaken The man was lonely, but
not IN love with a girl whom he
scarcely knew.
CTO Be COntinued.e
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-14
HOROSCOPE

MONDAY, DECEMBER 1e, 1915.
THIS is a fairly favcrite day. accord
! ing TO astrology. Although Mars
is adverse early IN the morning. Msr-
curry and Neptune are in benefic as
peet
The aspect OF Mars presages con
tinued disturbances, as there viii be
much unrest in all parts Of the world
There is a sign warning Of the growth
Of radicalism in the United States
Boston is subject to q sway for agi-
tation. speechmaking and discussions
in which all classes Of men and women
viii take part
The same sway Is supposed to have
influence over colleges and schools
Students may lead in troubles grow
ing out OF wage questions.
This is not an suspicious planetary
government for the performing OF
surgical operations.
Dentists also are supposed to be
subject to the disturbing influences
that affect surgeons during this con-
1iguratiOn-
Mercury promises much IN the way
Of literature News papers and mag
azines come into the best possible di-
rection OF the stars
Music and art viii have an extra
ordinary impetus IN the coming year
and the seers f0reten government aid
for projects that viii be Of great na-
tiOnal moment
This is a lucky day for all transzc-
tons in which oil or products made
from oil are involved
Neptune gives great promise TO
commerce and whatever has to do
with shipping. In this connection the
seers prophesy many novel enter
prises-
The new year Is to be made historic
on account OF great enterprises in the
coordination Of world interests and
the Introduction Of new methods OF
business.
Creduiity viii be tested By tia
presentation OF facts and theories re-
lating 10 the occult world. astrologers
predict It has long been forstold
that 1913 would mark the dawn Of the
new era in which man VIII bezfn to
penetrate the wall between the seen
and the unseen world.
Persons whose birthdats Il Is nav
be much inclined to pleasure and COM
pany IN the coming months. They
should safeguard their money.
Children born on this day are likely
TO be clever, accomplished and pru-
dent These subjects OF Sagittarius
usually have very happy lives. Girls
have the augury OF fortunate mar
riage.-Copyrigh 1918. by the Nc
Clure Newspaper Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-14
By Edna Kent Forbes
Answers To Letters.

envelope for the best methods Of bust
developing? Drinking milk and get
ting TAT and taking deep breathing
exercises viii help. you know.
R. c. G-Keep the toe well covered
with vaseline-that is, massage on
fresh vaseline about three times q
vaseline is best; the slight amount OF
carbolic acid in it is antiseptic- Wear
sandals about the house when pos
sible, so as to give that foot plenty OF
air.
n Z. M-Your druggist can get
you almond meal Any wholesale
drug firm has il; all he has to do is
write for il. Oatmeal would be the
best substitute. but the almond meal
Is softening and whitening and is
very good for the skin.
Anxious-No. there is nothing to
put on the hair that viii keep il in
curl that won't eventually. hurt you
There are artificial curriers' on the
market. but never found any Of them
advisable.
Interested Reader-Try the henna
shampoo for your hair. Use plain
vaseline for the eyebrows and lashes-
The other things you mention are just
that at a fancy price Use a depil-
atory TO remove hair from the legs
'. A--Use peroxide TO bleach those
hairs on the lip. Don't, under any
circumstances, use a depilatory. There
is nothing, absolutely nothing. that
will permanently remove superfluous
hair but the electric needle Use di-
luted lemon juice for freckles.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-14
4 Serial OF Youth and Romance
CHAPTER XXXU.

IT was the day after the theatel
party and Dora had a headache.
She was also rather cross.
This last symptom was not evident
until luncheon time, when her mother
reminded her that this afternoon
should be spent in shopping
There are a number Of things you
should be seeing about, daughter"
Mrs. Livingstone said; certain arti-
cies for your trousseau-skirts, negli-
gees, etc.-that must be bought, or,
at least ordered have told Oscar 10
have the car here at $3.50 You, Gym
thia and can go shopping together
I do not feel like shopping" Dora
objected 7 have been getting we'd
ding clothes until am tired OF the
thought Of them"
Her mother looked shocked. Dora.
thar is hardly a nice thing to say
were you well, you would not speak
So Time is flying, and as your we'd
ding VIII be in the spring, you must
gradually get what you want made
an appointment with madame Char
lotte for YOU to come down this az
ternoon and look over some importa-
tons she has just received from
Paris
Trusts Her Tnste.
Cynthia can 90 and look at them
-A- A-ANa -0Al AA4SA6lEl II Il AEL AEA
taste. She is exactly the same figure
and size am, SO she could try the
things on for me"
Remonstrance was IN vain. as Mrs.
Livingstone knew. There were occa-
siOns on which she did not argue with
this spoiled child. aware that nothing
would be accomplished by the process.
Instead she turned to Cynthia
Are you two girls really so near
the same size2" she questioned.
Yes" Cynthia replied I'VE have
tried on each others dresses. We
could actually wear each others
clothes If necessary"
Mrs Livingstone unused for a mo-
ment- In that case" she remarked
at last perhaps, Cynthia, you would
be Wiling 70 20 in Dora's place this
afternoon. You could try on some OF
the new impOrtations I mentioned,
and we can send them home for
Dora's Inspection. VIII you go?'
Certainly" Cynthia agreed.
While Mrs. Livingstone was occu-
pied in looking over dainty negli-
gees and lingerie Cynthia was safe.
But when the afternoons shopping
was done and aunt and niece were
once more IN the limousine, the ma
tron sighed.
A Bit OF Innuendo.
q do hope Dora will feel better
when we get home" she said plain
lively. She is all upset today-and
Il is simply the result Of = mans
thoughtleSs action"
Cynthia. uncertain what to say, re-
7 told sIiiton last night that he
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-14

once upon a time, not so very long
Oago. when Uncle Wiggily Longears,
the bunny rabbit gentleman, was out
walking in the woods. looking for an
adventure. he heard some one call:
Hi, Look out therel Hi stand
out Of the way or you might get
hurtr'
Uncle wiggily gave one jump and
hid under a pile OF leaves, not far
from a snow bank. for it was cold and
would soon be Christmas.
Ny goodness me sakes alive and
some hot carrot shortcake!% thought
the bunny, as he hid under the leaves.
7 hope this isn't a hunter. or NOV
ing picture man after me-"
Then he heard another voice say:
Hey there, What you want? Are
you hollerin' at me. Johnny Bushy-
Jail2"
yes. I am" answered the first
voice. Come on out and have some
fun Here's 4 snowbani I'll throw It
at you, but look out It doesn't hit
you"
Something fell with a thud to the
ground and, looking out from under
pie OF ltd YES 0AtlAE " - . A-- 1e~f
a round white ball Then he saw
Johnnie Bushytail. the squirrel boy.
in his gray overcoat. scampering
along. And next he saw Jackie Bow
Wow, the puppydog boy. It was
Johnnie's calling to Jackie to get out
Of the way that had frightened Uncle
Wiggily, but. Of course. there really
was no need for that. They wouldn't
have hurt him
Come out and play" said the
squirrel to the puppydog boy.
Can't" answered Jackie. I've got
to sift the ashes"
What's that I heard you say you
had to do?" asked Uncle Wiggily, as
he hoped out from under the leaves.
why can't you 80 TO play with
Johnnie2'
Because I have to sift the ashes.
answered Jackie Bow Wow. Il have
to do Il every week. and this is the
day. "You see" he went on. so much
good coal comes down through our
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-14
Beauty Chats

NJ s-The almond meal is a pow
IEl. der, rather dry. msaly
powder. which any drug store can get
for you If they do not already have
it Olive oil is somewhat fattening.
but has a slight tendency to grow
hairs, so I never advise it as face
massage. Yes, using the cleansing
powder will make large pores grow
smaller. because it will cleanse them
thoroughly. Hot water. followed BY a
cream massage and ice, will help mat
ters-
N IA general reduction will cure
a double chin. for this is only de-
post of unnecessary TAT. Reduce. and
the system will draw on this fat and
eventually absorb It. Meantime, ice
rubs ten minutes a day viii help.
Marie Louise-Some readers have
had good results from air-darkening
lotion you mention. others say it has
had no effect upon them Hair IS Gu
rious, that way some heads OF hair
respond to treatment. and others are
pretty stubborn.
Mrs. -. You are 80 to 30 pounds
overweight, SO naturally you have
large bust. You couldn't reduce that
by itself successfully. What you want
to is to reduce all over. Read the
weekly talks on reduction, study up
the theory Of food calories-and YOU
can lose that extra 30 pounds in 10
weeks. You'll feel and look better.
Hopefuls-Will you send me let
ter with a self addressed, stamped
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-12-14
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