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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-12-27
Cotton Wash Goods

Some of these prices will
seem ridiculous. You couldn't
buy in case lots at these prices.
One lot of Standard Cling
hams in odd patterns at l9c
per yard.
All of our Csc Ginghans at
Csc per yard. These are new
styles, the best on the market.
One lot of White Ground and
Black Ground Prints. New
Prints sell for 25c per yard.
This lot at l2lac per yard.
One lot of Yard-Wide 35c
Cloths to cover comforters.
This at Csc. Cotton Batting
marked down to go with this
cloth.
One lot Of Csc, 35c and SOC
Wash Goods, all in one lot.
Your choice at Ice per yard.
All of our 45c Fleeced Goods
for kimonos and children's
wear at 29c per yard.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-12-27
TALK OF THE TOWN

Dance in Rowland hall Saturday even
ing; gents 75c, ladies l0c.--adv
All who have dishes belonging to Odd
Fellows hall please return them before
Jan. /.
Buy your work shoes of M. Charlton
neau & Son, shoe shop, Keith avenue, and
save money.-ady.
Cali and get prices on Andes ranges
and heaters. Good line of second hand
ranges and heaters, stoveP:pe and elbows.
&. A. Prindle.
Miss wis Ratazzi, who has been pass
ing few days at her home in Groton, re-
turned to Barre this morning to resume
her duties in the store of the Tilden Shoe
company.
Private Joseph Amet and Private Alex.
Hurry are home from Camp Eustis, Va.
Mr.. Amet has been honorably discharged
from the service, but Private Hurry will
return to Virginia at the expiration Of
his furlough.
News has been received by friends in
Barre that Pvt. William Carroll was pro-
NOTED Nov. 25, in France, to first ser
geant, Sergt Carroll was resident Of
Barre up to the time he entered the sery-
ice, the family removing TO Hartford,
Conn, within the past few months
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-12-27
Ladies' Separate
Skirts
We are putting in a lot of

We are putting in a lot of
odd Skirts of the seasons best
cloths and styles, such as
Serges, Poplins, Tussah Cloth,
Novelties and Silks, at only
one-half the original price.
You haven't been able to buy a
cheap Skirt for everyday wear
for long time. Now you can
buy in this sale just the Skirt
you want at much less than the
cloth alone would cost you.
Then, during this sale we are
going to let you pick from our
regular Skirt stock of Woods
and Silks at just one-fourth off
from the regular price. These
Skirt values should surely i'll
terest you at once.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-12-27

These special lots cannot be
bought at wholesale for these
sale prices.
One lot of 44-inch Sponged
and Shrunk Storm Serge. This
cloth sells for from $l.75 to
$500 per yard. It's the best
wearing cloth on the market.
Will wash perfectly. This lot
in different colors at Sl-29 per
yard.
One lot of very fine French
Serge, 40 inches wide. We are
selling this cloth at $3.50 per
yard, and they are very hard
to get. This lot at SITS per
yard.
One lot of 50-inch Gabardine
in colors of Wisteria, Brown,
Black and Gray. These are
worth in new cloths $3.50 per
yard. These are cloths just
right for light coats or whole
suits. This lot at Sl.9S per
yard.
One lot of Brown and Green
Poplin in our stock at $375,
now at $3.50 per yard.
One lot of Broadcloths.
These are our $500 cloths, to
close at $3.50 per yard. For
coats or suits.
One lot of Heavy Coatings
that were $3.50. sos and
$3.50, to close at Sl.sS per yard,
All our Dress Goods at sale
prices.
All of our Silk Velvets
that have been so good at SIPS
to close at $l.50 per yard.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-12-27

We would not buy cheap
Coats this season, because the
cloths were so bad they would
not wear. But in this sale we
are going to give you chance
to buy a good Coat at a cheap
price.
We have one rack of Coats
in the seasons best style and
quality, that sold at $500 and
$27.50 each. These we will sell
while they last at only $500
each.
In the better grade Coats,
of qualities that are the, best
and values that you will not
be able to duplicate for a num-
Der of seasons, at prices that
will close the entire line with
in two weeks. If you want a
good Coat, this is your chance.
If it was not necessary for
us to have this sale now, we
would not make these big sac
rihces.
We have a few Summer
Coats that we carried over and
these we will sell at much less
than what the cloths alone
would cost. Here are Coats at
one-third the original cost.
This means that you can buy
a $500 Coat for 1874.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-12-27
Towels and Crashes

One lot of l5c Unbleached
Turkish Towels at l0c each.
One lot of Csc Linen Towels,
all hemmed, ready to use,
now 19c.
One lot of 29c Bleached
Turkish Towels at &c.
One lot of Csc Bleached
Turkish Towels at 19c.
One lot of Csc Fancy Turk
ish Towels at 49c each.
One lot of 22-inch All Linen
Welt Crash, now at l5c.
One lot of l8c Imitation of
Linen, now l2iac.
One lot of 35c I9-inch Ste
vens Unbleached Twilled Crash
now &c.
One lot of 38c l9-inch Ste
vens' Bleached Twilled Crash,
now FAC.
One lot of SIC 201ls-inch Ste
vens' Unbleached Plain Crash,
now l9c.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-12-27

Your largest saving is at Abbott's cut
price sale
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-12-27
Underwear

All Underwear at sale prices.
This means spring Underwear
as we'll as winter. Our winter
Underwear has been at last
seasons prices. Better buy
now for next season. All kinds
are marked down. This in
cludes our whole line of Mum
sing Underwear, that we have
always reserved from sale,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-12-27
Card of Thanks.

We wish to express our deep apprecia
tion and thanks to the Clan Gordon, Ma
sons, neighbors and other friends 70
their kindness and sympathy during on
recent bereavement, and to all those VIII
contributed flowers.
Mrs Alexander Gordon and family.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-12-27
HARDWICK STREET

Miss Ethel Russell is at home from
Burlington for the holidays
Mr.. and Mrs. r. G. Norcross enter.
tanned party Of relatives Christmas
day
Miss Margaret Sails of Greensboro
spent Christmas with her mother, Mrs.
Steady
Floyd Magoon and William Thayer Of
st. Johnsbury were at George Kings this
week.
Will Woods has returned from Bright
look hospital and is improving.
Miss Elsie Underwood is spending her
vacation with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Ned Underwood
Your largest saving is at Abbott's eut-
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-12-27
Dress Goods

These special lots cannot be
bought at wholesale for these
sale prices.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-12-27
Children'S w arm
Coats

What we have left in Chill
dren's Warm Coats go in this
sale to clean up the stock, at
one-third off the regular price.
Here are some extra good Coat
values at just the time when
the children will want them.
There are a few small sizes in
this sale at only one-half the
original price.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-12-27
DOnestics
One lot of 40-inch Lockwood

One lot of 40-inch Lockwood
Cotton. This is a 35c Cotton,
this sale 25c per yard.
One lot Of Yard-Wide Cot
ton, a 33c Cotton. AS good
as Lockwood. This lot at BE
per yard.
One lot Yard Wide Bleached
Hill Cotton. This is a 35c Cot
ton, one of the best washing
Cottons on the market. This
sale at Csc per yard.
One lot of ga BIeached
Sheeting, same grade as Pc
quot, An S5c Cotton. This lot
at 62ilac per yard.
One lot 42-inch Pequot Pill
low Tubing, 45c grade, at 33c
per yard.
One lot 45-inch Pequot Pill
low Tubing, a 49c grade, at
35c per yard.
One lot of 2s-inch Bleached
Outing Flannel. This is our
29c Outing, at &c per yard.
One lot of 39c Yard Wide
Bleached Outing at 29c per
yard.
One lot of 4Sc Yard Wide
Bleached Outing at 35c per
yard.
One lot of ACC Yard Wide
Bleached Outing at 39c per
yard,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1918-12-27
Hosiery

All kinds of Hosiery now in
this sale.
This includes Black Cat
Hose in all grades, and all Silk
Hosiery,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-21
IRISH, MEETING IN {. NEW YORK CITY, PASS RESOLUTION They Are Greatly Aroused at the Situation in That
 Little Land of
 Turmoil

New York, May aO.-Arrcst of 5o Sim Feiners for alleged complicity in German plot to invade Ireland was branded by resolution as a high handed outrage without the smallest iota of evidence to support It," and by speakers as .trame-up" by the Brit ish government ito crush the cause of Irish freedom." at the closing session of the Irish race convention here last night.
 The convention citing it's petition of yesterday to the President and Con-' gress to use their influence with Eng land for the granting of self determi- nation" to Ireland, adopted resolutions appealing to .the generous, just fair minded. liberty flowing American p.o- pie for sympathy and support for Ire- lands fight against foreign rule'
 The resolutions termed the arrests of Sim Fen leaders as part of a reign of terror and an outrage of the rights of people"
 Great Britain was blamed in the res- olutions for destruction of tSeland's industries and reduction of her pep ulation by half hy missovernmeht of her population. British agents. said the document, had carried on "a cam paign of falSehood and calumnv. the most disgracsful in American history. in portion nf the American press inY the purpose uf preventing any action favorable tn the cause cf Irish liberty by our government
 The retition to the President and Congress, which has more than i.o00,- coo signatures. and the resolution adopted today. will he taken imne- diateiv to Washington by commit. tee of fifty. it was announced.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-21

were not vital, for he regarded every thing as essential. The justices some times iircd of his unnecessary prolixlty.
 believing that this eminent counsei
 should have confined himself to the vital
 point at issue. But this characteristic
 vas of especial value to him when ne was conducting the insurance investiga- ton, Nothing was uaimportant. No trac ce or clue was too insignificant to be
 followed up, anc in this way he puiit
 up record which was conclusive,
 whereby the legislature was enabled tc
 enact statutes which corrected the iil- Surance evils, and Hughes himself De-
 came inevitably the republican candi-
 cate for governor, not only once, but
 twice, and served in that office untii
 President Taft appointed him associate
 justice Of the supreme court.
 No strategy of insinuation or of what
 is now sometimes called camouflage
 will avail With Governor Hughes while
 he is conducting this investigation into
 this aircraft production. When he IS
 finished with it the country may be cer-
 tain that the full record will have been obtained and will he available for sucn use as the President or Congress finds it expedient to make.
 Governor Hughes. from the material point Of view has been fortunate in his retirement from the supreme court bench, although he was defeated for the presidency by very narrow margin. It is the understanding among lawyers that highly profitable professional practice has come to him and it has been a common saying that his earn ings from the practice of his profession since 1916 have exceeded the aggregate of his salary while serving as supreme court judge. In only one other case on record is there precedent for this achievement of Governor Hughes.
 Benjamin R. Curtis resigned from the supreme court bench shortly before the beginning of the Civil war and resume l practice of his profession at Boston, gaining almost immediate pecuniary re- turns, wtich are said to have surpa ssej those earned by any other lawyer of that city.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-21

A TEAM of beautiful mares; { hands high; and years old; for detail information, call or write Lewis Furniture Co, Tuscaloosa, Ala. FOR SALE-1wo good young work mules; weight, about 300 pounds each. Lehman Furniture Go, phone 233 Bessemer
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-21

DOGS, POULTRY, PET STOCK RRED TO I.AY Barred Rocks, Parks strain from pedigreed birds: pens headed by pedigreed males: eggs. 1b, $1s5; 30 eggs. $3.0o. H. O. McWhir- ter, Bessemer, Ala Phone 67o-W.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-21

FOR SALE-One Ford roadster with truck body; 1 30-inch drill press with drills; 1 5-h. D. A. c. motor with shafting and pulleys; 1 double emery stand with emery wheels and buf- fers: 3-ton Norton ratchet jacks; 1 blacksmith's forge, anvil and com plete set of tools; other valuable tools for machine and blacksmith shop will also transfer lease at eX- ceedingly low rent situated close in on car line and railroad; these tools and automobile are all in first class condition; will sell at a bargain. R. F. Manly x Co. Chamber of Con- 1ne1.ce RIde Phone Main TOO
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-21
HELP WANTED MALE

WANTED - EXPERIENCED DRILL. RUNNERS AND RED ORE MINERS FOR CONTRACTING BOTH SOFT i AND HARD IRON ORE. WE PAY $1 25 TO $150 PER TON, YARDAGE $4 TO s. < CAN MAKE ss TO s1o OR MORE A DAY. CLEAN VEIN, AIR DRILLS. MODERN EQUIPMENT. CHANGE HOUSE, GOOD LIVING CONDITIONS. ETC. COME IMMEDIATELY. WE WILL REFUND TRAVELLING FIX PENSES. PETERS MINE. 4o7 CHERO- KEE LIFE BLDG, ROME, GA.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-21

GOVERNMENT needs 20,0J0 women clerks at. Washington; examinations everywhere soon; experience unneces- sary; women desiring government posi- ions write for free particulars to ]. c. Leonard, former civil service examiner, 55 Kenois Bldg. Washington. WANTED-Four or five lady barbers, $40 per week guaranteed; good for $50 to $50 per week; no transportation ad- vance. Wire Phillip Rolls, Hattiesburg, Miss.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-21

NTED-txperienced credit man to handle credits in southern territory for large manufacturing concern of na- tional reputation; necessary to have knowledge of commercial law; account ancy, and of banking; must also be thoroughly familiar with business, con- ditions of southern states; young man preferred not over 9 years of age, capable of earning from 5000 to $500o per year. If actually qualified, apply LA Co, 1216 Jeff Go Blk. Bldg.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-21

Meatless days suspended for days from no wheat produ In
 be eldby n customers Tn not over two lo
  dfarm in not in exceed cent per
 
 
  dry nonlny oatmeano orro enourno a month effective Ai not to which to ms No nnne Gold Storage Poducs
  me purhase effective Scertfa Amount H
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-21

WANTED-Ten nonunion carpenters, dtnky engineer 10-h ssO locomotive, crane men; 10-h. 450 blowing en- gineer. what he wants; common la Dor, $2.75; s negroes, $3.50; laundry drivers Apply Room 6. 20081a 2d Ave. Open until S.30 p. m. every ,{<yh
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-21
SALESMEN WANTED

WANTED -Salesmen with automobile; we have two exceedingly attractive ali tomo5ile specialtes; garage men ana auto dealers familiar with our product; :; extensive advertising and promotion now being carried on; must have men of nigh calibre and good sales ability. Addre ss Thoma & Son. Fairfield, la
 PORTRAIT AGENTS-Get your pie turey and frames in Birmingham; save freight charges; prompt service. Send for illustrated catalogue for agents and dealers only. SpivyJ ohm son Portrait Co, 1706 9th ave
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-21
FOR MISCELLANEOUS

FOR Secondhand restaurant outfits. tents. cash register, onice furniture. showcases, grocery anu meat boxes. in fact most anything m secondhand goods, furniture ana household goods of all kinds; see us' we buy, sell and exchange Sou. Auc. and Stor. Go. Fl. c. GOODMAN Ll- cense-l Auctioner. Sales solicited. 2oZt Sd ave.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-21
Give the ResusCaII Main 49OO
HELP WANTED MALE

WANTED D~Experienced commissary man at once; only man with satisfactory record will be considered. 1216 Jeff. Co. Blk. Bldg.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-21

TIRST-CLASS. stenographer for dicta- phone operator; one who can do billing and filing; good opportunity for compe- tent man; state age, married or single; references and experience must accom- pany application, otherwise. same will receive no attention. C-16. care Age Herald
The Birmingham age-herald., 1918-05-21

WANTED-Energetic young man wita experience in general office work CT bookkeeping for position with local concern as assistant cashier and office man; fine opportunity to man willing to show ability 1916 Jeff. Co Blk. Bldg. aHANTE D-Four experienced young m en
 STENOGRAPHERS
 for positions with large misunderstanding concern; salary, $i25 per month. with Advancement 1216 Jeff Co. Blk. Bldg. ED-lsxperience supply nousa man for large steel plant: must nave Knowledge of bookkeeping and familiar with hardware supplies. Apply 12ls Jeff. Co Fix. Bldg.
 &ESse agents vb rain oad t.44ns Ils.vA 1sews CO. Terminal Statt
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-03-21
BOYS on the Farm.

Individuals who doubt the wisdom Of
using boys on the farms even as emer-
gency labor will find encouragement in
the report on the results obtained with
the Boys Working Reserve in Van Blu
rem county. In this county, according
To Il. V. Root, director Of the reserve,
1905 boys and few girls, put in a
total of 1892 working days on Van
Buren, county farms last fall. earning
i'm this time a total of $9,O63.5S in
wages. The assistance of these young
people helped greatly in solving our la
Dor difficulties, and in fact was the saw
ing of large part of our crops" A
campaign for the organization of units
of the United States Boys Working Re-
serve is in progress throughout the
state now under the leadership Of c. A.
PARCELS. director OF the reserve in
Michigan. Communities desiring as
sistance in forming reserves of boys
can secure the cooperation of this
official by writing to 922 Ford Build.
ing, Detroit.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-03-21
A DAGGER
IN THE BACK

That's the woman's dread when she
gets up in the morning to start the days
work. "Oh! how my back aches" GOLD
MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules taken to-
day eases the backache of tomorrow
taken every day ends the backache for
all time. Don't delay. What's the use
OF suffering? Begin taking GOLD
MEDAL HARLEM OIL Capsules today and
be relieved tomorrow. Take three or four
every day and he permanently free from
wrenching. distressing back pain. But be
sure to get GOLD MEDAL. Since 1896
GOLD MEDAL Harlem Oil has been the
National Remedy of Holland, the Govern
ment of the Netherlands having granted
a special charter authorizing its prepa-
ration and sale. The housewife OF Hol-
land would almost as soon be without
bread as she would without her Real
Dutch Drops" as she quantity calls GOLD
MEDAL Harlem Oil Capsules. This is
the one reason why you will find the
women and children of Holland so sturdy
and robust.
GOLD MEDAL are the pure. original
HARLEM Oil Capsules imported direct
from the laboratories In Harlem, Hol-
land. But be sure TO get GOLD MEDAL.
Look for the name on every box. Sold
by reliable druggists in sealed packages.
three sizes. Money refunded II they do
not help you. Accept only the GOLD
MEDAL. All others are limitations. Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-03-21
BOSCHEE'S GERMAN SYRUP

will quiet your cough, soothe the in
flammation of sore throat and lungs,
stop irritation in the bronchial tubes,
insuring a good nights rest, free from
coughing and with easy expectOration
in the morning. Made and sold in
America for fifty-two years. A won
derful prescription, assisting Nature in
building up your general health and
throwing off the disease. Especially
useful in lung trouble, asthma, Group
bronchitis, etc. For sale in all civil
ICED countries.-Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-03-21
Not So Foolish.

The members of certain local eX-
emptiOn board shrugged their Shout
ders cynlcally when a young man APP
peared before them, limping conspic-
uOusly. and asked for exemption on
the grounds of physical disability.
'Fell down on the ice and hurt
yourself, l suppose" one of them sug-
gested.
No" said the candidate, flushing,
81 lost one leg at the battle of the
SOmme,"
Then there was large silence
New York Tribune.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-03-21
KIDNEY TROUBLE UtltN
CAUSES SERIOUS BACKACHE

When your back aches, and your blad-
der and kidneys seem to be disordered
60 to your nearest drug store and get a
bottle of DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root 1t
is a physicians prescription for ailments
of the kidneys and bladder.
1t has stood the test of years and has
a reputation for quickly and effectively
giving results in thousands of cases.
This preparation so very effective, has
been placed on sale everywhere. Get a
bottle, medium or large size, at your near
est druggist.
However, il you wish first to test this
preparation send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer
e. Co., Binghamton, n. Y, for a sample
bottle. When writing be sure and men
ton this paper.-Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-03-21
Too Much.

A playwright and an actor were in
conversation when the former, who
has been none too successful of late,
exclaimed glOomly:
People will praise my work after l
am dead"
"Well," said the actor, in a consol-
ing tone, perhaps you are right, but
don't you think it's great deal of
sacrifice TO make for little praise?"
Everybody Magazine.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-03-21
steriIize DRINKING Glasses.

Drinking cups and glasses used in
restaurants, at soda fountains and 9th
er places must be washed five minutes
in boiling water containing Il . per
cent solution of I've. according to regu-
lations promulgated by the California
state board of health for the enforce
ment of the law governing the steriliza-
ton of drinking utensils.-The New
American Woman.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-03-21
Practice Rotation.

Besides using lime 10 control club
root Of cabbage. every effort should be
made to keep the seed bed free from
disease and TO practive n rotation OF
crops I'm which cabbage or related
crops does not occur oftener than once
In Ave years.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-03-21
Club Root Of cahhane.

Club root of cabbage shows itself as
swellings on both the large and the
small roots. II is caused by parasite
which takes the nourishment intended
for the plants and leaves them stunted
and sickly. Once introduced into the
soil this parasite may live for many
years and attack other members Of the
cabbage family, like the caulifiower,
turnip and rutabaga.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-03-21
HoW's This :?

We offer $1,000 for any case OF catarrh
that cannot be cured by HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is TAX.
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
Sold by druggists for over forty years.
Price 75c. Testimonials free.
F. ]. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-03-21
Better Than His Press AGENT.

George Washington was mos
truthful man."
IL have always thought so. An evil
dence of his truthfulness is the fact
that he never gave any personal in
dorsement whatever to that cherry tree
story"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-03-21
Their First Mention.

Bobby. for once, expressed great in
terest in the sermon. Fancy flying
machines being mentioned in the
Bible!' he said.
But are they?"
"Why. didn't the vicar say Esau sold
his heirship TO his brother Jacob?"-
Stray Stories.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-03-21
Soft. Clear Skins.

Night and morning battle the face
with Cuticura Soap and hot water. If
there are pimples first smear them
with Cuticura Ointment. For free sam
Piles address, "Cuticura, Dept. X, Bos-
ton." Sold by druggists and by mail.
Soap %, Ointment IS and 50.-Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1918-03-21
From Wayback.

Country Uncle-Gosh! What is that
there thing?
City Mecca folding bed, uncle.
Country Uncle-Then I'll camp out
on Their floor-I could never sleep
standin' up.