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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05
AMERICAN SOLDIERS
ALWAYS MAKE GOOD"
Charles Carver, Jr., Tells How
''Doughboy" Redeemed Prom
Use to Get a German

When CHARLES Carver. Jr., n Philadelphia
real estate operator, returns from Y. NJ c. \.
service In France he will tell you that Amor
ieah eoIdiers have all unblemished record for
'erac'ty and that when doughboy prom
ised to get boche he always made good
Mr. carver went TO France last juno and
has been serving as 4 secretary In the
RELIEF station at La Bourboule. Franco.
During tho fighting around that sector Il
doughDoy. sent back Of the lines to recover
his nerves and strength. stepped UP to the
secretary and after pras!ng Mr. Carver and
the organization. expressed Il desire 10
return the many favors that had been ex-
tended to him.
II wish I could possibly do something for
you for all the good times that you and
the J. NJ G. a. Casino have given me" he
said us they grpped Lands In a farewell
snake. Cant you think of something I
could do? Gee, you people have certainly
been good to me. and I'd certainly like to
pay you back somehow but, of course, I'm
going right up to the front again, for this
division of mine seems 20 be the pot Of tho
army. We get stuck in the front-line trench
in every attack"
'Tell you what son. said Mr. Carver,
iaushingiy. while you're up there get me
u German 7"
The boy joined the 500 others who were
iea'lhs thaI oay ana III the confusion or
newly arriving thouxands from week TO
week the incident was absolutely forgotten.
At least for time, but a day soon came
wnen Mr.. Carver had rather u shocking re-
minder OF the boy
Three weeks later in his personal mail
was a good-sized wooden box, which. when
undone, revealed the following note right
on top OF the wel-wrapped PACKAGES.
Dear MT. Carver: You told me to get you
Il German and I've taken your advice. Now
I'm in Il hospital but 1 Got you u German
captain. ] could not send you his body, but
mere Is everything that was worth anything
the poor Fat slob."
Your grateful friend,
JOHNNIE JONES"
The boy had made good" IN the package
were German helmet, an Iron Cross. u
kamarad pistol, Il set of buttons. a belt
buckle and the epau!ets Of Il German cap
tain.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05

lieutenant tripped into the room, When he
saw me, he stopped dead Then no softly
oegan TO circle round me with a nincing
step, nTurmurng to himself: 80! So!'
Good evening. Doctor Semlln :" he said In
English. "Say, I'm mighty glad 10 see you
Wen. OEewood, dear old boy, here VIC are
again What? Herr Julius Iiinmermann
mich !"
could have killed him where lie stood,
manned though he was for hts nuency IN the
American and English idiom alone.
Search him, schmalz!" commanded Club
foot curtly.
.schmalz ran the fingers OF his one arm
over my pockets. hlnging my portfolio on the
billiard table toward Clubfoot. and the other
articles as they, came to light - my
pistol. watch. cigarette case and 70 forth
on TO leather lounge against the wall
In his search he brushed me with his severed
stump Ugh, It was horrible!
Clubfoot had snatched UP the portfolio and
hastily examined H. He shook the contents
OUT on the billiard table and examined them
carefully.
Not there!" lie said "lsuu hin, upstairs
and We'll strip him" he ordered; and les
not our clever young friend forget that Tn
behind him with my little toy"
SchnalE grpped me BY the collar spite
fully digging his knuckles into my neck. and
propelled me out OF the room . almost
into the arms Of Monica.
She screamed and. turning, fed away doIS y
the passage. Clubfoot laughed roisily. but
reflected mournfuliy that IN my present sorry
plight, unwashed and unshaven, in 1llth5'
1lotheS. haled along like a common pC';-
pocket, even my own mother would not have
recognized ne.
There was u degrading scene in the bed
room to which they dragged me- where the
two men stripped ne TO tho skin and paP ed
over every single article OF clothing pos
sessed. Physically and mentally, I covered
i'll my nudity before the unwhoIesonie ga2o
OF these two sinister cripples. OF all my eE-
periences in Germany. I still look back upon
that as almost my worst ordeal.
or course, they found nothing, search as
they might. and presently they flung nay
clothes back at me and bade me get dressed
again. FOR you and I. young man" eald
Clubfoot, with his gliTting smile. "have got
to have little talk -
"Een WAS once more clothed
You Can leave US. Schmaiz!" conln.anL-
ed Clubfoot. "and send up the sergeant
when ring lie shall lool, after this tricky
Dne.ishlnan while We n"c a dinner With
our charming hogtess"
lro BE CONTINUED TOMORROW
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05

whir-rr-r-rl Bilmpety-bumpi went the
runners over the crust Faster and fastof
and faster they flew.
Get your heads down! Shut your eyes y
shouted Billy Belgium. Peggy and Prince
Bonnie Blue Bell obeyed, hugging close to
the top board. Billy out IN front oluiig
tightly to his wheel.
Faster, faster faster with q pane of
dismay Peggy remembered they were Just
starting They'd be going five miles minute
by the timo they reached the bottom--if they
ever did roach the bottom without some awful
disaster s
Suddenly, the bobs gave a jolt and there
was wild shrieking. Opening her eyes and
looking backward Peggy saw a dozen
strange figures somersaulting in the air.
Sleep Gnomesi' shouted Prince Bonnie
Blue Bell in u shrill voice. "Blly smashed
right into them"
Soon they reached broad, level plateau
and the bobs slowed up.
"Geewhiiiciers I never want TO ride that
1"s; again shouted Billy. wed better
walk the rest Of the way" ~
The Gnoines-they are on our trail,n cried
FFINce Bonnie Blue Bell pointing UP the
mountain. Sure enough there were black
figures in swift pursuit.
NO twenty years sleep for me" shouted
biI1y Belgium. Here goes !" And ho
eteered the bobs- for another incline.
swiftly swiftly they sped. gathering fresh
speed every second. Then Billy Belgium gave
n great shout. Peggy and Prince Bonnie
Blue Bell looked ahead. There were the roi-
ing Rebblts directly in tue,r path. With a
mighty twist of the steering wheel, Billy
s"erVed the bobs to one side. lie saved
tae rabbits. but he lost control OF the skid
uins bobs. which spun around like a top,
untIl they whtrled over Il cliff and went fiy-
Ing into the air
Peggy felt herself torn loose from the bobs
She struck the hard crust with u resound.
Ing whack, and went right down through. All
became black and smother:. She was buried
deep deep in snow. She thought she Was
drowning in Il.
tranticaily she dug and dug. but she could
not free herself Then, to her astonishmont
she heard dog bark. There was the sound
OF snutting and digging III u minute a
great cog broke through the SNOW Peggy
was frightened But in a flash she recognized
tho dog as st. Bernard. At the same in
stan she remembered stories she had heard
or no" these brave animals are trained to
50 - the rescue o. SuoW-DUricd travellers
lTo,Hor|o." ga! be t2!d hol2 Pe0qy osd
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05


strange message came to Captain Des-
rnond Okewood. a. SCRAP of paper that con.
,tn,,s Etincsd hin, that his brother. whom he had
fhanfs ffa %s,,e senc9unter % in Rotterdam hotel and
apmS, papsrs he approprates @ enable him to, enter
can. Th1t "Semlin' has an important mission
the treatment he receives cOnvlnces him, but
he e, hasn't an iden what the mission i. He IS
presence % of S the Emperor % 'i The NJ Knser had
expected Doctor Grundt-Der StelIe--the Man
had been intrusted TO procure certain papers
and had been ''double-crossed" by Semiin.
who wished the glory himself. This much
Okewood is able to surmise. but he IL dan
poster when bad news from the front turns
The Kaisers thoughts to, other matters and
tue palace at once. and by u trick is taken into
the presence OF Grundt In Berlin hotel. Grundt
bnntly tells him that he knows, WHO he Il and
hands over the papers he got from Doctor sem
lin. OkewoOd floors him with heavy blow.
rushes from ,he room and meets hts brother's
official. who helps him TO e.cnpe: He meets
waiter in rhenp restaurant. While trying TO
foot and both he and his brother. Francis
find themselves in u castle occupied by Monica,
Tranciss former sweetheart.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05
GEORGE GOULD OPERATED ON
Capitalist Reported to Be Recovering in
New York Hospital

New York. Dec. 5.-George J. Gould, CAPT
talist and yachtsman, who underwent an
operation for gallstones in hospital here
yesterday. spent a restful night and was
believed today to be on the road to recovery.
Mr. Gould had been i'll for month, it
was said at the hospital, and an operation
was decided upon as the best means to re-
store him to health
Mr.. Gould is son OF the late Jay Gould.
His home is at S57 Fifth avenue in the city,
and he also has country place, Georgian
Court, at Lakewood, N. ].
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05
Lloyd Georges Nephew speaks Hero

The Premier, of Great Britain David Lloyd
George Is being represented In America by
his nephew, Arthur Walwyn Evans, who will
talk about his illustrious uncle before the
University Extension Society this evening in
Witherspoon Hall at o'clock
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05

Provost Smith. University of Pennsylvania
will lecture at Franklin Institute tonight on
Chemistry in Old Philadelphia"
The pioneer work of twelve local chem sts
done in the last half of the eighteenth CEN
tury and the first half Of the nineteenth. will
be described.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05
Ordnance Aids in Victory Dance

The Ordnance Aid auxiliary of the Phila-
delphia district ordnance office. 1910 Marker
street, will hold victory dance tonight ar
Scottish Rite Hall. Broad and Race streets.
naval unit and ten-plece orchestra win
be present. ~
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05
THE SLEEPY GNOMES"

iPeg1y and Billy BeICi,ni bcJriend
T,f'lce Bonnc Blne Eel Of The Ni,d
ElolOer ElreS. and fo calls q troop OF
RGbbits TO take theTy Oh their IoJs 10 the
top OF the moantain. There they hear o.
the Sleep GnoraGa cid N1G Themselves ;.a
G1HGcr jrcHl rhefRJ
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05
Social Activities

Captain Alfred Carpenter, " c., British
royal navy, in whose honor Mr.. and Mrs.
Edward 7. Stotesbury gave a dinner dance
last night, will be- guest of honor at an in
formal dinner given by Mrs French Wander
blt tomorrow night in Newport
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05
CHAPTER XVII Continued)

CopuriOht, 1918. " the Publ,N isGOeT Go.
COPYRIGHT 6v Robert N. Mcbride co.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05
Miss Barbara Vandegrist,

Miss Barbara Vandegrist daughter OF
the late Mr. and Mrs. Lewis VANDERBILT, of
wilmington, who lives with her grannd-
mother, Mrs. Eli Garrett, will be married on
December 2s, to Mr.. Edgar Hobb Arnold, son
of Mr. and Mrs. Edward S. Arnold, of New
York, in the Unitarian Church Of Whining
ton,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05
DRE4UL4ND
1DTENII RES
By DADDY

complete i.eIg G6ren tUre ccdn O. rc:. ccJ,
T!n9 Mondoy and cuG!iD Saturday
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05

MRS. BENJAMIN HARRIS
Mr.. and Mrs. Harris, of 2039 North
Twenty.ninths street, are receiving con.
gratulations on the biSth of a son ON
Thanksgiving Day. The baby will be
ehristened on Sunday afternoon at the
home Of Mr.. and Mrs. Harris. Mrs.
Harris wns Miss Sarah Leibewi,s
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05

lTo.Ho,To." ga! be tod HoJg Pcoog dad
Btiiy are T2Shsd ,tro1o o.IC mystery into
CEother.J y,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05

Mrs. Earl B.. Putnam, OF 1926 Spruce
street will give luncheon next Wednesday,
followed by theatre party, in honor of
her niece, Miss Helen Tower, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Charlemagne Tower. whose mar
riage to Major William Abbott Robertson,
~. s. A. will take place on December 21. The
guests will include the bridal party.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05

,afr. and Mrs, Charles Custis Harrison, Jr.,
will entertain at dinner on Saturday, Decem-
Der as, in honor Of their daughters, Miss
Augusta Harrison and Miss Ellen Harrison.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05

Tho marriage OF Miss Mary Clyde Wells,
lstghtey Of Mr. and Mrs. benjamin {, wellH,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05

Miss Marys Clark daughter of Mr. and
Mrs. Herbert L. Clark, has returned home
from IL visit with her uncle and aunt, NJ.
and Mrs. Clinton NJ Hall, in Long Island
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-12-05

The Evangeiine Circle of the Kings Daugh-
ters will give a musical tea tomorrow after
noon from to at the home OF Mrs. J. Z.
Moore S901 Spruce street.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-30
The Least We Can Do.

Here's an extract from a letter
written by a Cincinnati business man
to friend of his in Paris (Ky.) He
is well-to-do man and knows his
business from start to finish. He
also knows that patriotism and 10y
atty to-day are standing by the Gov
eminent, no matter what the cost:
eve are having tremendous
trade just now. Everything sells
faster than we can get it in, and nat
urally at better profits than formerly.
The United States will get the big
end of our profits, but Uncle Sam
needs them more now than at any
time in history. So, we are ready to
meet the unexpected and there's no
kick coming from this house."
How many firms do you know who
are doing just as this one is? More
than are getting their noses to their
work and refusing to see the neces-
sity of standing behind the Govern
ment, We'll wager. 1t is indeed a sad
case of holding up the President and
all he represents-or being held up
and slaughtered financially and phys
ically by the Huns. And we are sure
the business men of Paris, KY, are
not very strong in favor Of the latter
happening. ..,..
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-30
RED CROSS APPEALS FOR
TRENCH FOOT SLIPPERS -

To the Women of Bourbon County:
In our quota for September 1, in
Red Cross work, is a request for 500
trench foot slippers (250 pairs.)
These slippers should be made Of
velvet, velveteene, corduroy or heavy
cloth. They are then lined with out
ing flannel.
1t is impossible for us to buy the
necessary material and we are asking
the patriotic women of the county
to send us any garments or pieces
they have no use for, to be used in
this, way. An old pair of cloth
trousers, or coat, can be cut into
several parts. as the slippers can be
pieced.
We published an appeal some days
ago, but the response was so small
we have less than SO slippers made.
Are we to fail in this, as we have
done in nothing else? We have been
proud of our record up to this time.
May 1T always remain untarnished.
If any friend desires to buy a
remnant or piece of new material to
send in, it requires two-thirds of a
yard of 81 inch goods to make one
pair.
Send all material to the Red Cross
rooms, at the Court House, in Paris.
If it is more convenient for ladies
out in the country, materials may be
sent to Mrs. Annabelle Wallace, or
Mrs. D. G. ,Lisle,: at Leesburg; Miss
Florence Hopkins, at Little Rock;
Mrs. Letcher Weathers, at Clinton
vile, and Mrs. Jno. Collins, at North
Middletown. ..-.f:
BOURBON RED CROSS CHAPTER.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-30
CATARRHAL DEAFNESS CANNOT
BE CURED

BY local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure ca
tarrhal deafness, and that is by a
constitutional remedy. Catarrhal
deafness is caused by an inflamed
condition Of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube
is infamed you have a rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and
when it is entirely closed, deafness
is the result. Unless the infiamma-
ton can be reduced and this tube re-
stored to its normal condition, hear
ing will be destroyed forever. Many
cases of deafness are caused by ca
tarrh, which is an inflamed condition
Of the mucous surfaces. Halls Ca
tarrh Medicine acts through the
blood on the mucous surfaces Of the
system.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case of Catarrhal Deafness
that cannot be cured by Halls Ca
tarrh Medicine. Circulars free. All
Druggists, 75c.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, Ohio.
(adv-aug)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-30

isn't a thing that we can't get here.
All we want is letters from home,
and we want them badly" ee
How does that listen to the folks
back homer Now, just sit down,
take you pen or pencil in hand or
pull up your typewriter into position,
and write letter, good interesting,
newsy letter to the boy you know has
been called into the service. Suppose
it does take up an hour of your val
liable time" What is that compared
to the satisfaction that letter will
give to the boys in the camps or in
the trenches? An hour for them
traded for the hours and days and
weeks and months and perhaps years
they are giving for you.
In strange land, among strange
people, doing strange work, a letter
from home must seem like a breath
of the old life. 1t isn't much to you
its lot for them. Try it, do it
now. Perhaps it will be the most
worthwhile hour you have ever
spent Why not send out regularly
letter to every member of your
organization who has joined the col
ors. At least write regularly to that
one who is nearest and dearest to
you.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-30
SOME OF THE BITS YOUR LIB
ERTY BOND WILL DO

If you buy a 500 bond of the
Fourth Liberty Loan you are lending
the United States Government
enough money to feed a soldier in
France little more than seven
months. Or you have furnished
enough money to give him a COM
plete outfit of winter and summer
clothing, including shoes and stock
ings, and slicker and overcoat and
blankets, with enough left over to
arm him with good revolver. You
have done that much to beat back
the Hun.
1t takes $35 more to arm him with
rifle with a bayonet on it, and if
you buy second 500 bond you
furnish him this rifle and 1000
cartridges for it; and there will still
be enough of your money left to pur-
chase goOd-sized bomb to throw in
a dugout, or demolish a machine
gun, together with the Huns operat-
ing it.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-30

The Triumph In Industry.

There is no denying the fact that
throughout the country, and in order
10 better regulate conditions the
Government has instituted its EN-
nsoyment Service, and already there
saSe been good results. Secretary
uGf Labor Wilson in speaking Of the
German propaganda among the la
e boring classes said that if the phi
3osgnhy Of sabotage and striking upon
the job had been tolerated it would
have resulted in decreased production
and a. lowering of the standard of
TsEving of those who were actually do
ing the physical labor The Secre-
yfary has pointed out the fact that
1.-The most efficient laborer is the
american wageworker, who pro
sdoces more than any other wage
sxorker, in the world, notwithstand-
ing the much advertised efficiency of
tine German workmen."
1cOOh hoS- pun liz AOdu On IHc
: scobre-headed l. W. w. doctrine,
lkaDor has taken the best out of the
Bhilosophies of the Non-Parisian
League and similar institutions, and
has consigned the rest of the doc
trine, and the exploiters to the
scrap heap. D.
S<ocbraheaded Employers and en-
= :. Employers and employees have
Srlhmphed sand it is clear that
S1eaeeforth the existing differences
Es1 be settled by amicable methods
2 that the Government has supplied.
TIE glorious vfndication that De-
,nccracy is achieving in France is
1fkewise winning its victories in the
sadustrial establishments of the
limited States -e.sC1
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-30
Until Then

.sThere1l be no business as usual"
until the German hordes are licked.
Thoroughly licked behind the lines
as well as in the trenches. Licked
until their hellishness appears as
~xiIe, as hidious, as damnable to them
LIS 1t does to the civilized world on
which they are now only a cancer
GUS excrescence, like wart on the
back of a mans hand.
Then, and not until then, can the
world of business take off the khaki,
and return to the peaceful prosecu-
mon of trade. But even then (and
we make no mistake) it will not be
the same old world we used to know.
1t will be world purified by fire,
cleansed by privations, made better
by the sacrifices that our boys, even
our Bourbon county boys, and those
of the Allies, are making, by the
women who are backing UP the men,
and by the stay-at-homes. A clean,
tdlf, uoHcSl "oIiu VI uuSlneSS, dt
Sast.
-, Gould you be pacifist after
seeing the terrible scenes of German
brutality and deviltry depicted on
the screen in the Beast Of Berlin"
at the theatre last Tuesday night?
We do not want and will not have
peace of any kind until these muir
derous hordes and their rulers are
thoroughly licked.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-30
CURE FOR DYSENTERY.

While was in Ashland, Kansas,
a gentleman overheard me speaking
of Chamberlain Collie and Diarrhoea
Remedy" writes William Whitelaw,
Of Des Moines, Iowa. "He told me
in detail Of what it had done for his
family. but more especially his
daughter who was lying at the point
OF death with violent attack Of
dysentery. and had been given up by
the family physician. Some Of his
neighbors advised him to give Cham
berlain's Collie and Diarrhoea Rem
edy, which he did. and fully believes
that by doing so saved the life Of his
child. He, stated that he had also
used this remedy himself with equal
ly gratifying results
(adv-aug)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-30
ADVERTISING RATES

DISPLAY Advertisements, $1.00 per
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each subsequent insertion.
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Is Cords of thanks, calls on candi-
@sznsee, obituaries and resolutions, and
9 szxMfiar matter, 10 cents per line.
Special rates for large advertise
& azneats and yearly contracts.
Tane right of publisher is reserved
ee1s decline any advertisement or other
a9na&ter for publication.
Announcements for political Offices
sszs1kJt invariably be accompanied by
. S4ke cash
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-30

I improved in health so could do my
housework, we now have little one, all
of which I owe to Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. - Mrs. 0. S.
JOHNSON, r. No. 3, Ellensburg, Wash.
There are women everywhere who
long for children in their homes yet are
denied this happiness on account of
some functional disorder which in most
cases would readily yield to Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Such women should not give up hope
until they have given this wonderful
medicine q trial, and for special advice
write Lydia e. Pinkham Medicine Co.,
Lynn, Mass. The result of 40 years
experience is at your service.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-30
You Know It!

At first he was a pacifist-
A spineless jelly-fsh, that's all;
He wouldn't tight" (slap on the
wriSt!)
Because he heard the Gentle Calf
But he was drafted. And to-day
He's frothing mad; frenzied
Fritz
Got at him, out in No-Man's Land
And, speaking mildly, gave him
fits.
Blood's in his eye, his anger's
keen
I'd hate to be the square-head Hun
Who gets that boys SLAM on tn
BEAM"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1918-08-30
A BILIOUS ATTACK.

When you have q bilious attack
your liver fails to perform its func-
tions. You become constipated. The
food you eat ferments in your stom-
ach and causes nausea, vomiting and
q terrible headache. Take three Of
Chamberlain's Tablets. They will
tone up your liver, clean out your
stomach and you will soon be as well
as ever. They only cost q quarter.
(adv-aug)