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The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
CZECHS ARE TAKING THE LEAD.

There is something refreshing about the business like manner in which the CZechs have about the establishment of their republic They have been sen sibe, systematic and logical The people chose their wise to lead them and then followed them with out finching
 While the people ready to fight for their lib- erty if they had to- there have been little There has been far less destruction of life and property and far less confusion than usually at tends revolutions.
 The radicals permitted to obtain the upper hand. There has been absolute repression of demands for blood and revenge There has been little footing and rapne. Law and order have been main tained from the beginning.
 Under these circumstances it is not difficult to predict that within very few moons Prague will be and orderly capital of Nation that is fur nishing most exemplary example to the distracted peoples of Europe
 The people of Germany and Russia and elsewhere will do well to keep their eyes Prague. The Be- hemians pointing the way for orderly evolution from monarchy to democracy
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

satisfactory to those who would have the country managed by the rich and those who control many in dustries On the other hand, it does not meet the desires of the Milwaukee Socialists President Will son stands for equity all He does not believe in taking away from those who earn for the benent or the incompetent of those who do not contribute to the common welfare. On the other hand, he does not believe in permitting the of wealth to profteer at the expense of the producers
 William Jennings Bryan once told Seattle Social sts Socialists who wanted to do away with proper tv that there was no difference between them and the great predatory interests of the country so far as principle concerned Both, he said, are seek ing to get something that they had not earned.
 People are giving attention to the rehabili- taton world and they should make no mistakes about the way they go about it. If the world Is to be democratic all classes must participate in the gov ernment.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
Things for Alaskans to Do.
Steward GateWay.)


 Make commercial value of your scenery your lakes pretter than those of Italy; your mountains surpass those of the Alps and there ice in glacier Kenai Peninsula than there is in Switzer land.
 Attract the tourist, for they like something new, they spend their money and they good advertis- 
 Be original, don't copy The Alaskan Engineering Commission makes mistake if they build railroad stations like those in the States Build them with Alaska characteristics
 You surrounded with splendid resources, at tract others here they can realize the worth of these resources.
 When the is over many will to your land and many will remain, for the Alaskan the front in the camps is going to tell his bunky what Aasak is like Be ready for them you have great possibilities here.'
 The above only few of the good ideas ad- vanced by E. o. Mccormick chairman of the Spe- cial Federal Commission making tour of Alaska Alaska dinner served at Seward by the busi- ness of the city. MT. Mccormick spoke for half hour, being introduced by Frank Cotter, and his talk most interesting and brought out many new possibilities for advancement.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

are wearing a mouse under your eye
 Some folks say we should have more holidays, but the truth of the matter is that we should have fewer holidays. After a man has taken a day off he feels like he has taken a year on.
 There would be an awful lot of work accomplished in this world if we would only do half as much To Day as we intend doing To-Morrow
 Two men can live together for a year and remain good pals. But a man and a woman can't do it.
 When you consider all the exer else she gets from jumping at con clusions, you wonder how a woman ever gets fat.
 Why not prohibit the manufacture and sale of clothes? No man ever thought as much of booze as a wom an thinks of clothes.
 If the law compelled every man to advertise his mistakes in a daily newspaper some of the efficiency experts would go broke paying for advertising space.
 The man who uses liquid shoe pol ish on his mustache thinks he has m awful yelp coming when he dis covers that the woman he marries is I chemical blonde.
 A plain, ordinary man can't under stand why it is all right to wash your hands at the table when you get through eating and why it is all wrong to pick your teeth at the table when you get through eating.
 It is mighty lucky for us that hips are not in style now We need all the cotton for wearing purposes.
 Considering that it is none of their business, it is wonderful how little interest the Antis take in what we eat and what we wear.
 And what has become of the old fashioned man who used to beat his wife?
 A woman always suffers from in somnia the nights that her husband talks in his sleep.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
AMERICA, THE BROTHERLAND.

Martin Gruenzel, German born American, speak ing Chichagof the other day referred to the United States as the "Brotherland." Foreigners come here he said from Fatherland Motherland and they find a Brotherland.
 It is fine thought, and true There are many Fatherlands and many Netherlands, but Amer ica is the Brotherland Fatherand and Motherland that appeal to the finer emotions, but both control, subjection, discipline, government however Rindly and Denencient, by else But Brotherland represents equality-a land where the standing of every individual is the that of every other individual.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
How Victory Became Possible.
(Portland Journal )


 One of the greatest achievements of the Allied of ensive aside the of the offensive itself, is the continuity with which it has been maintained. After each of the great German drives which began in March and continued into July long period elapsed before the next started this being de- voted preparation, assembling of and material Since July 15 there have been such intervals be- the assaults directed by Marshal Foch at the German lines One would sooner reach its objec- tive than another would begin, and for some weeks several attacks in full force have been made at the time at widely separated points. The blows have been regular those of a blacksmith's ham, 
 That campaign must have employed vast network of railroads all through the Zone many thousand motor trucks of warehouses, armies of workers We well conceive that Americans have had lead ing part in providing this machinery for victory Railroad builders engineers and tranmen loggers and Fsawmill men by the thousand, big business di- recng hosts of clerks warehousemen and freight han dlers have done the job They have pushed railroads to the front at all points and have kept streams of munitions and other supplies pouring them
 When the story of this greatest campaign of the whole comes to be written it will probably be found that large part of the glory is due the American raroader lumber jack, and supply men, though military secrecy now shrouds them.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
Soldier and Diplomat.
Seattle Times.)

An informal conference of dignitaries represent ing the various Allied nations held yesterday at the home of Col. E. M. House in Paris.
 It was imposing and coorful gathering marked by the presence of distinguished civilians who had assisted in carrying the a successful conclu- sion and envened by display of gold lace and brass buttons
 Each plenipotentiary had his stah of secretaries and each military and naval counselor had his aides with single notable exception.
 The last to arrive at the conference" correspond ent said in describing the scene, Marshal Foch He alone without aide orderly"
 The man in whose hand has reposed for months the destiny of the whole world-the soldier under whose command the armies of earths great liberal na- tions-the commander who will go down in history as of the greatest strategsts of all time-this man came to the memorable conference without aide orderly"
 It was an extraordinary scene, but typical of the man. Simple, God-fearing, modest tactfu the won he is a soldier
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
QUAKER CUPS.

Philadelphia Record.)
 It's one thing to get the grip, but quite another matter to know when to let go.
 Things are seldom what they seem. You can't tell an angel cake by it's wings.
 "This way out" is sign that seems to be eagerly sought after by the German army.
 'I have a message of peace" says Germany "Tell it to the marines, says Uncle Sam.
 The race is not always to the swift. which is demonstrated by the rapidity of the German retreat.
 Umbrellas are not essential, but it isn't every fellow who knows enough to come in out of the rain.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
DEM0RACY IS NOT CLASS CONTROL.

Germany will have to learn, possibly Russia IS learning that there is caste in democracy. De- mocracy does not mean government by class. De- rnocracy recognizes cass-or if you prefer it that way. recognizes all classes It does not mean govern ment by the propertyless. It does not govern ment by those of affiuence It means government by all of these.
 And therein is the fine thing by the democracy eS President Wilson. His democracy is one that rec Oxnizes all classes of the people It is not wholly
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
Then 1t Happened.

''I wonder if you could?" unused the his hip pocket.
 You wonder if you could what? ?" demanded the Barkeep, as he grabbed bottle
 q wonder if you could say that the inscription on electric signs are bril- liant remarks" replied the Rummy, as he headed for the door.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
NO HUN ALLIANCE

MOSCOW, Nov. 13.-"Soviet Rus- sia will never enter into an alliance with Germany nor With the Entente powers" recently declared Leo Ka- mcneil, the Bolshevik leader named as ambassador to Austria, who. held as prisoner for six months by the Finnish white guards. has returned to Russia.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
Goshi

Old King Cole
 Was a merry old soul,
 And a merry old soul was he He called for his pipe, And he called for his bowl,
 And he called for his fiddlers
 three.
 But just then Cop stepped in and told Old King Cole that it was against the law to drink out of any thing but bottle and it was against the law to have an entertainment
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

Those people who demanding the Kaisers blood are not the that would mete out to him the most severe punishment. The people who would punish most severely they who would deprive him of the opportunity to play the martyr TOT slngie moment but would let him live and hate himself for the remainder of his days.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
Oh l

"I think it is wrong for you to take your boy out of school when he is only 16," said the high school prin- cipal. Why, I didn't finish my edu- cation until I was 21"
 "Oh, we'll" replied MT. Coop, some kids is brighter than other kids and they learn quicker"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

It is to be hoped that the Belgians are using a modern up-to-date American adding machine In to- taling their money claims against the Huns for dam ages inflicted. There won't be any mistakes in that case.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
Grammar.

She was a high school graduate I know, because heard her sign Gimme a coupla sodies, Kate,
 For me an her is awful dry"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

during the Spanish influenza epidem- ic, and cited Old King Cole for vio- lation of the regulation laid down by the Health Officer.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

Louisville pastor says "the for millinery is incurable disease with most women" No it's not incurabe. You get prescription filled for about $40 that will fix it.-(Houston Post.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

Peace in Germany for the militarsts is beginning to have the omnous appearance war
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

The smaller the potato. the he seems op- pressed by the fear that President Wilson isn't big enough tor the job.-(Ohio State Journal.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

The Government is still selling War Savings Stamps, and they better investment If that Is possible than they were.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

Once again the divine law of compensation dem itself The doctors report that under the dieting indigestion is diminishing.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
The Versatile Daphne.

The Versatile Daphne. (From "Old-Dad" in the Woman's
 Home Companion.) "Oh, Old-Dad!" shivered Paphne. Forget it," quivered Daphne. "Yes," parried Daphne. Where did you find him." walk ened Daphne.
 "Well?" quickened Daphne. Fudge nothing!" flared Daphne. Lost man." famed Daphne. Whats my name?" giggled Daph ne
 "Why?" yawned Daphne. Isn't that funny" jerked Daphne "A honeymoon? jumped Daphne. "Why, how silly!" reused Daphne "I don't understand" sobered Daphne.
 "T suppose" suffered Daphne. My father isn't good" tortured Daphne.
 "I'm running away" glowed Daph ne.
 "You talk like father" winced Daphne.
 "Why?" babbled Daphne. Carer" hooted Daphne. "Oh!" danced Daphne You mean?" blanchcd Daphne. My house!" collapsed Daphne. Things to Worry About. A cootie has no jaw teeth.
 Names Is Names. Ina Kerr lives in Sanders, H.
 Our Daily Special. Many Are Called, But Few Get Up right away.
 Luke Mcluke Says. People will feel sorry for you if you are wearing your foot in a band. age or your arm in a sling. But don't eXDect any SVmDathy if yOu
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

Noting withstand the Germans will to retreat all along the line-( Washington Post.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

Sherman said is he'll Wonder how the Kaiser would describe peace.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
Luke Mcluke Says,

Luke McLuke Says.
 People will feel sorry for you if you are wearing your foot in band age or your arm in a sling. But don't expect any sympathy if you
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

Wear your mask and beat the influenza.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
Is That Sol

Is That Sol
 Dear Luke: I see that the barbers are wearing influenza masks. Why not complete happiness and make them wear gags?-D. J. H.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
No Joke.

Vocabulary" said Bill Flam; For this the Jap don't care rap, For he soon learns the English
 'd-n'"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
Our Daily Special

0Hr Su11J 0PSStuTs Many Are Called, But Few Get Up right away.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

Entered second class matter November z, 1912, at the postofce Juneau Alaska, under the Act or March 3, 1879.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

Oh, Joy! They tell us that the very newest cure for rheumatism Is drug called Hexametylenetetra etraminecamphorate If you suffer from rheumatism you had better jot the name down on your cuff so you won't forget it.
 Nowadays. We don't teach children music. Nay That day is past and gone. Instead, we just show them the way To put a record on.
 Luke McLuke. We don't teach children anything, But wherefore make a fuss? They're so precocious now, by jing That they are teaching us.
 Newark Advocate.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
BITS OF BY.PLAY Dy Luke KcLuke
 -s- Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer

Sic 'Em, Fel!crs! Our boys have licked the dirty Hun, The Ku1tur Skunk is on the rur; And you can bet he's might glad To stop and holler: "Kamerad!"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

Published every evening except Sunday by the EMPIRE PRINTING COMPANY at Second and Main Streets, Jucsau, Alaska.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13
Correct.

What are parts of speech, any way?" asked the Boob.
 Why, hyphens, of course," replied the Wise Guy.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

Subscribers will confer favor if they will prompt notify the Business Office of any failure rregu- ary in the delivery of their papers.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

ADVERTISING RATES ON APPLICATION
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

Names Is Names. Ina Kerr lives in Sanders. III.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-11-13

Authorized Local Agents Douglas and Treadwell, Guy Smith; Thane, l.. o Peabody Perseverance, R. o. Egeland.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1918-10-25
case is particularly severe.
oh, stciapo unv tL,+ IL

sicians say that it is a
m and is DANGEROUS
q eApetimt ut with other Taxa
tives, as calomel Is absolutely
necessary sooner or later
One Colotab on the tongue at
bed time with a swallow Of
water, that's all. No salts, no
nausea nor the slightest inter
terence with your eating, pleas
ures or work. Next morning
! ~ cold has vanished ana your
entire system is purified and re-
freshed.
Calotabs are sold only in orig
inal sealed packages; price
thirty-fve cents. Recommended
and guaranteed by druggists
everywhere. Price refunded
if you are not delighted. -adv.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1918-10-25
WHY SUFFER SO7 !,

Why suffer from bad back, from
sharp, shooting twinges, headaches, dr.
illness and distressing urinery Ills?
People around here recommend Doan's
Kidney Pills. Could you ask Tor
stronger proof Of merit?
J. w. Brazwell, carpenter Rose
mary, N. c., says, about four years
ago | was troubled with kidney ara
bladder complaint. had to get up hve
or six times during the night to pass
the kidney secretions and l hau oau
headaches and nervous spells. When |
would get up in the morning there
was heavy feeling across my oacK
and I was in pretty bad shape. | heard
a who'd lot about Doan's Kidney Pills
go | got supply at the Rosemary
Drug Co. They certainly did the work
and relieved every symptom OF THIS
complaint"
Price soc, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy get
Doan's Kidney Pills the same that
Mr. Brazwell had. Foster Milbun Co.,
Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y. AoV
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1918-10-25
FOR COLDS AND GRIPPE
rrr'~r~e srpy'Fr
The Improved Calomel Tablet That Is
Entirely Purified Of All Nauseating
and Dangerous Qualities.

Physicians are warning The
public against trifing with colds,
ifluenza ard grippe They "a
that a brisk calomel purgative,
preferably Calotabs, the new
and improved calomel tablet,
should be invariably taken at
bed time an repeated the second
or third night. if necessary. In
the earliest stages, one Calotab
is usually sufficient unless the
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1918-04-11
LUCKY oToNEs l'l MAlL
Odd Gems of All Kinds are Sent by
Postoffce.

Odd Gems of All Kinds are Sent by
Postoffce.
II does not seem possible that in
this admittedly enlightened age suf-
ficient number of persons could he
found crcdulous enough to pay high
prices for lucky stones, alleged to
possess mysterious powers by means
Of which lost jewelry is restored, true
and false friends, pointed out. the
sick healed, the poor brought into pos
session of wealth, the unemployed as
sured of work, hard luck banished
and secrets revealed.
postoffice fraud order just issued
discloses that business has been con-
Quoted by mail from PHILADELPHIA for
a term OF years, during which the
Profits have been at lecst 100000.
and for the last several years The pro
Inoters have gained an average of $44.-
600 year by PURCHASING the stones
at prices ranging from to l5 cents
each and selling thcm at prices based
on the estimated credulity. md pur.
chasing ability of the Victims. Gus
toners were obtained by circulars
With highly spiccd literature lists of
names purchased from astrologers
and others engaged in one way or an
other In relieving tho weak. foolish
and superstitious OF their money.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1918-04-11
NEGRO PROTESTS AGAINST
ATTENDING OWN FUNERAL
Tells Police He Can't Convince
Friends He's Alive.

Tells Police He Can't Convince
Friends He's Alive.
little ROCK, Ark.-Altho the
last l.! obseQuies may have been per-
formed for r. -. Townsend, deriva-
tive OF darl ast Africa, the rites were
celebrated over X. It's vigorous pro-
test.
IL. T. began receiving reports of his
death early in the afternoon, but took
NO stock in them. Later, as the re-
por,s became more circumstantial
ana details concerning his last words
anu the dissemination of his property
became current. r. T. entered his de-
nial.
his big protest was made when four
of lbs frlcLds came 10 m esasha him
TO u cawIin,' and the aluercaliun be-
tween the corpse and the mourners
became SO heated that r. T. called on
the police for protection. lie To-
Gated himself In a pressing slop at
Second and Rock streets, penuing
funeral arrangements.
Il keep un tellin uese yeah nigguhs
/ ain dad" he advised the police over
the telephone, but seem lax amt
none of UNI put no 'pen'ence IN nah
wuhd. Dey 10 Of UNI got me heah
an dey low how | haftun be daid, fo'
d reason evuhbody say SO. KANT
shgy via desc keen haid nigguhS to
DO no good, an Nlessn' some you gem
men hss'en ovuh heah dey gwine be a
makins OF uh funl all right, but hit
amt 5Mme to be X. T.'s."
A r.-cue pc..y put OUT from police
headquarters upon receipt of r. It's
s. .. s., but no pressing shop was
found al, or in Inc vicinity of, Second
and Rock. l. is the opinion o. the po-
lice and X. IT'S dissolution may have
progressed from the eyebrows up. or
that his friends are simply nolui..g
rehearsal on him to see if he can per-
form with the decorum and dignity of
the principal actor OF hign class
cul:ud funeral.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1918-04-11

A new note in the newest summer
dresses is the short sleeves. They
vary in length from elbow to seven
eights length. If the threatened add
ed price to long gloves really comes to
pass, the style, as popular one, will
not be a success.
OF pockets there are a-plenty: but
with the difference that they have lost
their immensity of line and the quail
ity of being the most distinctive fea-
ture of the garment. Now they are
accepted as adjuncts of utility.
Separate vests of white pique and
satin are being shown with many of
the new spring suits. Many of them
can be buttoned up quite closely
white or printed in one coor. is also
about the neck. Khaki Kool, plain
used for the tailor mades.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1918-04-11

Batiste, dimities and cotton voile
are chosen for blouses. and their
popularity will continue all through
the summer Never has there been
such season where bright colors
have proved their superiority over the
white waist, and ginghams. checks,
stripes and applique materials are
here in hordes.
Spring waists this year the ex-
tremely attractive. One surmises that
the blouses have drawn up bylaws to
appear in their brightest colors.
The new sleeves all seem to have Il
flare somewhere about them. They
are either cut wide and flaring at the
bottom or have cuffs that are mostly
at the top.
Dark navy blue is again spoken of
as the favored color for spring suits.
Shades of tan. new light tan called
bay, grayish tan called clay and
beige are also considered very good.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1918-04-11
DEVISE FLEXIBLE ORE LoApEn
Spaniap6s Can Attack Bank from Any
Angle

An ore loading machine of unusual
ability is used in the copper mines at
Rio Tinto. Spain. A conveyor belt in
the maws bites into the ore pile in
front of the truck which bears the ma.
chine, and sends the material back
ward through chute into a car in
the rear. The great advantage of this
loader is it's flcxibility. The ore bank
may be attacked from any angle.
Three workmon are necessary. one
to operate the machine and two to
handle the cars. Electricity supplies
the powcr.-Popular Mechanics.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1918-04-11
DEVICE BREAKS IN NEW SHOES

Novel Idea of Two lnvcntive Wiscon-
sin Geniuoes.
A device for breaking in new shoes
is described by the Scientific Ameri-
ran. It has been patented by Harry
NJ. Klingenfeld and Arthur H. Inbusch
of Milwaukee. 1t has an endless belt
travelling over a suitable base, ard
leg like levers have suitable foot por-
tions to receive the shoes, and are op-
Grated to move in stimulation OF a
walking action upon the travelling plct-
fcrm so that the shoes may he altual'
" broken in by a walking movement.