Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-07-17

athlete and disturb the peaceful slumb-
ers of your terminates when their is
abundant room back of the hathhouse.
Mess Sergeant Rounds and the cooks
are all arrayed in white. This measures
up with their motto in food served at the
mess, Purity"
Supply Sergeant Clay is back again.
York accompanied BY Corporal shorty"
| Hay The sergeant confided that after
taking in the sights in Fifth avenue, Riv-
| erside Drive, the Acquariam and the
compares favorab1y with the species now
/ in this company,
/ Private Rattle of tent 4 received a sur
| prise visit from his dad. Dad Rattle call
4 ed each day for the past week each time
4 in addition 10 bundles in his hands his
| pockets bulged out with various assort-
ments Of fruits. He also acted as host
to the terminates of Private Rattle and
| took the entire squad to Che city to cele-
brate.
| Tom Boyhen divides his spare time be-
! tween sleeping and reading the shipping
news Of the sailies, Put us wise, Tom
| What's up?
| Nick Collins, late OF Brooklyn, N. Y,
1 is now annoying his terminates, gargling
! dtties and latest popular selections. The
| way he murders those high notes has
about sealed his doom.
| IAN empty barreir' makes the loudest
noise, someone in tent three get wise,
John r. Conway smiles whenever
| DEANS" is served at mess. Oh yes!
he halls from Boston, Mass.
| Private Hugh McRae who halls from
Buffalo, N. Y. which is nearby Niagara
Falls, is now DUBBED the candy kid, his
tastes for sweets leads him astrsy and
very frequently he hog nohs with the
Augusta elite at the Lenwood hotel That
| is In addition to the candy he receives
and gratis around the company street
why have you discarded the brown
goggles, Mac? We will ask the stable
! sergeant to loan you a pair OF horse
blinkers. You may feel at home,
Still coming from Niagara Falls has its
drawbacks, Especially when drinking cof-
fee that reminds you Of the Fails Ask
Mac, he knows.
Sergeant Adams had ambition to hold
another payday But the smell Of the
money ogercame him, and the event had
to be postponed.
r S.--The sergeant recovered just be-
fore we went to press. He is broke but
happy as usual.
Joe Jacobs, the New York boxing pro-
motor, Ia now doing the Joe Humphries'
at Atit n anu W. HHtEAy ApblHt
Joe is eating extra portions Of spa
ghetti at mess when ever that dish is
served to keep in trim.
we TENT GOSSIP" With apologies
to X. C. Il. with kind personal regards
In tent number three
Is n pesSlmiet.
who is always ending the war
With his mouth
And several cots away
is another party
Who Is pFolonRinR the war
And between the two
The rest Of the squad
Are kept awake all night
And when Revilie is sounded
The bunch look Ike bad dream.
StiIl those two mentioned
Show the right spirit.
They enlisted in the. army to fight
But not with their months,
! hope this will snlighten them.
We thank both Of them.
Convalescent note-Private Mallory had
a tooth filled Why5 only the tooth,
Mai +? what was the matter with the
part that needed Il most?
Nit Fine is looking forward to being
appointed street cleaning commission
er when het gets back to New York. its
Job but Why don't you stoop wee bit
yourself now and then, to get first hand
information.
That famous quartette Of Irish sing
ere Mlt Fine, Louis Loeb, Irving Eisen-
kopf and Alexander Folis. rendered
"Mother Machree shannon River" and
THE Wearing Of the Green" the other
night. and almost caused an irish rebel
lion. God help Ireland.