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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23

STRAYED-Three milch cows, one
light brindle. one black. both de-
horned; branded Heath T and F with
JB connected on left hip; crop OF
right ear, half under crop and slit in
left: one white with black spots, de-
horned. branded F with JB connected
on left hip; crop of right ear, slit in
left. Also one red Durham range
cow and one red 2-year-old steer with
white face; both branded F with JB
connected on left hip, crop of right
ear and split in left. Also have at
my ranch and have fed for two win
ters one young red COW branded U on
left ribs. Francis J. Bovine, Bo-
nanZa. 2l-3t
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23

and the ship was pitching about.
The hrst TO see the rirst submarine
WAS the gunner Who also spotted the
track OF torpedo which. II ,nmt-
thing like 4 miracle had not happen.
ed. would have struck them amid.
ships Nothing could be done In
time to turn the ship clear Of daacrr.
but heavy sea lifted high on it,
crest the steamer which wns Yaly
drawing n few fcet OF wator A"d
then those who had just been cNpn.,.
Ing TO b. torpcdocd thrmseiyca. t.w
a recond t-boht which was working
In conjunction with the one on tho
other side Of the steamer. struck by
the torpedo.
They heard dcafcning explosion
and saw mountain OF spray thrown
mp into the air
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23
Send Your Mail Orders to
X. X. K. Store

II il is impossible for you TO come
10 town to do your Xmas shopping.
send us your mail orders. We will do
our utmost 10 please i'm selections,
and will send goods subject To your
approval. IL not satisfactory, return
them AT our expense. We pay all
postage, express or freight charges.
and guarantee satisfaction. Goods
shipped the same day orders received.
X. X. X. Store, Leading Clothiers and
Hatters. 6-lSt
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23
ETIQUETTE Of
bELG|ANS IS
REMARKABLE

BRUGES. Correspondence of the
Associated Press THE Belgians are
the most polite people in the world
Yesterday seven correspondents trav.
eled TO Audenarde. We were in
formed that We might cross the Es'
caut and proceed in the direction OF
Client. As our two automobiles came
over the ridge before entering town
they were spotted by an elgle-eyed
observer in the German lines. and as
We reached the entrance OF the town
and left from our cars preparing to
enter on foot, a shell whizzed over
our heads and exploded duly in a
rain soaked field fifty yards beyond
the road. Another followed about the
same distance short. Then they came
so fast that | lost count. Gas shells
they were and We donned our masks
and made for the cars.
The lieutenant in charge OF our
party bowed to the oldest correspond.
ent and bade him enter the car The
latter being Belgian in turn bowed
TO his neighbor motioned him into
the car. He demurred and then fol-
lowed some Alphonse and CASTOR
moving pictures until some one mo-
toned TO me TO enter the car. | did
Then they all piled in. And as We
raced down the road to Thielt shells
spi,efully spluttered along the muddy
road.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23

W I. DUFFY Is County sea, visi.
tor from Realty.
Mr. aud Mrs. /. ) Denton arrived
last evening trom Camp Taylor, Ken,
;uCky.
W NJ iusk was among the train
arrivals last night from. Mcdtord, lie
IS \ guest st the Hotel Hall
W J. Orr Is In the city for a few
DAYS ON matters OF business from
Cloverdale. California He is stop.
ping at the Hotel Hail.
Mrs, Horace Mitchell has left for
Ashland, She will be met there by
Mr.. Mitchell aud they will remain
there FOR 4 holiday visit
Miss Beatrice Mise from Fort
Klamath who has been the guest ot
Miss Waive Jacobs has gone to Los
Angeles 10 study voice and piano
Mrs. j Y. Upton OF Odessa left
this morning for London. kentucky
where she has been clllcd By the
serious illness OF her father Mr.
Upton who accompanied her To kiam-
ath Falls Saturday returned this
morning
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23
The Store Brirnfull
Of the Christmas Spirit

For whom do you wish girt-for mother, wifi.
sweetheart, father, brother son or fricnd2 N,..
lection is happy undertaking here, Onr
chooses from innumerablc appropriate articles
The quality is established it is known by c,c,.
one to be good the best of it, kind. This rcru
tation for fine quality is why everyone feels ci,,,
cially complimcntcd with present from Upp',
We are prepared with help and with mcrchla
disc to serve YOU most satisfactorily this Chris.
mas.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23

Thirty-two thousand school chill.
dreR In the schools of Paris were re-
ceiying regular lunches from the Red
Cross during the past year.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23

American boys are dying for their
country. Surely you can save for IT,
Buy War Saving Stamps.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23
HUGE sun SPENT
ON STATE ROADS.

, SALEM, Ore. Dec. 23.-Dur-
, ing the last two years the state
highway commission has ex.
pended s2,SSs,257 and now has
} balance on hand Of sGT3,532,
, according 10 the biennial report
OF the commission prepared for
submission to the governor.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23

Tho prudent man carries nre, life.
accident and health Insurance. See
Chilcote 4 Smith. l2
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23

WANTED-High school girl wants
place TO work for board and go to
school. Write box 81. Worden, Ore.
2l-3ta
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23

FOR SALE Alfalfa hay, sl4.50 per
ton. l. +. Walker. Klamath Pack
ing Co. 2l-st
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23

FOR SALE-l91T Maxwell. 80 per
cent new. $3.50. Dunham Auto Co.
2l-5th
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23

FOR SALE -- Ford touring car
bought new September, 1917. En-.
quire =. c. Buchholz. 206t
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23

Get standard insurance policy
from the thilcotc n Smith agcnc,, IL
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23
MISCELLANEOUS

WANTED-Horses to winter. $3.50
per month. Jay Manning 81 81
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23
MONDAY. DECEMBER ~, 1918
Herald S Classified Advs.
FOR RENT

FOR RENT - Three.room modern
house partly furnished, including
bath and toilet Enquire at SIS
Lincoln street. sl-&t'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23

FOR RENT-Nicely furnished apart
ment, 1913 10th ST. lS-5t'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Christmas trees, Pey-
ton Bros. Phone ll2R al-st
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23
BRACELET WATCHES

Many different designs in bracelet Watches
Swiss and American movements filled and solid
gold eases $500 10 $4,000.
DIAMONDS
\ large stock of carefully selected stones This
display of rings is especially attractive. $500
to $4,000. y
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23

FOR SALE - Complete household
furniture. 537 Tenth ST, corner
Lincoln. 20-4t'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23

FOR SALE OR TRADE-Five-p pass
enger car in good running order.
l404 Main ST ls-5t
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1918-12-23

FOR SALE-l,7o0 acres of irrigabl
land in small tracts; interest less
than federal farm loans; pay out in
20 years at s per cent of the prin-
cipal each year. Inquire OF Francis
J. Bovine, Bonanza, Ore. 21-6t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
PUNK TEACHER.

School opened last week and
many new scholars We're admitted.
One boy, who seemed different, was
approached after school by a friend.
ly little chap who knew everyone
in school
Hello, there! How do you like
SCHOOL," asked Joe, the friendly
one.
"Oh, Schools all right" muir.
INJURED Amos, the shy boy.
What did you learn today?" con-
tihued Joe.
Didn't learn nothin'."
"But you did somethin' didn't
your" persisted Joe.
Hump! That teacher didn't
know how to spell cat, and asked
me how to spell it, SO l told her.
That's all l did today. If l was
head of this school I'd hire teach
er who can teach somethin'."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
The BIG BULLY.

One day, while crossing on the
ferryboat from Hoboken to Cort.
land street. l noticed some chill
dren peeping through the iron
gates at the front of the boat. They
were deeply interested in watching
the river craft.
Suddenly the five-year-old shout.
ed to the brother who was about
ten:
"Oh-Oo, Bert! Just see that hor-
rid big ship! He's got the baby
boat by the tail and its squealing
awful"
looked in the direction the lit
tie girl pointed out and saw an
ocean liner being towed by a little
tug, which was whistling shrilly to
warn us out of its way.-Brooklyn
Junior Eagle.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
TIM e UP.

The attorneys for the prosecu.
ton and defense had been allowed
fifteen minutes each to argue the
case.
The attorney for the defense had
begun his argument with an allu-
sion to the old swimming hole OF
his boyhood days. He told in fiow-
cry oratory of the balmy air, the
singing birds, the joy of youth, the
delights of the cool water. And
in the midst of it he was interrupt
ed by the drawing voice of the
Judge:
Come out, Chauncey," he said.
"and put on your shoes. Your fiji.
teen minutes are up."-San Anto.
Mo Light
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
late would splash up in my face
.. c., Chicago Tribune.
OUR FLAG.

The part of our flag that is blue,
Stands for all that is noble and
true.
The part of our flag that is red,
Stands for the bravery of living
and dead.
The part of our flag that is white,
Stands as the emblem of purity's
light.
And the stars in our flag, so bright,
Stand for goodness in the worlds
dark night.
Thus our flag has a meaning for
all.
Let's give it q place in Fame's
great hall.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
TOO SPENStVE.

Muriel is fond Of talking over
the telephone, and is generally al
lowed a few words when anyone
calls, but was told that the long
distant calls were to expensive.
One night her grandmother
called up from a nearby town and
was highly edited to hear wee
voice piping in with: Hello, Gran
ny, it's too spensive, Goodbye. y
M. A. W., Chicago Tribune.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
HIS WISH GRANTED

A boarding school lad wrote
home for financial aid, and then,
feeling a bit shaky about the i'm
preston his letter would make, he
added the following postscript:
"P. S.-Dear Uncle: l am so
ashamed to have asked for this
money that I've run after the post
man long way to get this letter
hack, but I'm unable to catch him.
My only wish now is that you new
er get this letter"
The uncle replied by return mail:
my dear Nephew: l am fastening
to make you happy by telling you
that / never received your letter,
as you wished. Lone Scout Maya
zine.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
ENTIRELY WRONG.

Williams mother is a little over
weight. She had been to schol
with him that day, and coming
home small boy said, Your
mother is fat"
William looked at him in sur
prise and said. mo. she isn't, she's
just comfortable. &c. l.. D., Chi
c1go Tribune.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
FROM SAMMY STAY=AT==EHOME'S
OLD KIT BAG
WHEN EXPERTS DISAGREE.
q
@H

WHEN EXPERTS DISAGREE.
The conversation turned to the
subject of damage suits, and this
anecdOte was recalled by Senator
George Sutherland of Utah.
A man in a western town was
hurt in a railroad accident, and
after being confined to his home
for several weeks he appeared on
the street walking with the aid OF
crutches.
Hello, Old fellow!" greeted an
acquaintance, rushing up to shake
his hand. II am certainly glad to
see you around again"
Thanks" responded the injured
one. I'm glad to be around"
II see you are hanging fast to
your crutches," observed the &C
quaintance. Cant you do without
them?"
MY doctor says can" answered
the injured party. but my lawyer
says l cant."-Philadelphia Tele.
graph.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
A SWEET REASON.

One day while deeply thinking,
my small nephew. Eugene, looked
up at his mother and said, Mother,
don't you wish you had another
kiddie?"
His mother replied, 20, l don't
know. Whey?"
The answer was. Then you
could have two more pounds of
sugar every month"
r. R. in Chicago Tribune.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
SOCIETY

Master Harry and Miss Gennett
Lacey spent the week end in Econ
omy, the guests of their grand
parents.
Miss Estella Peters has returned
to her home in northern Michigan,
after a short visit here with rela-
tives.
Master Kenneth Carlander has
come to this city where he will
have a permanent residence.
Miss Elizabeth Overman of Mum
Gle is the guest of her grandpar-
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Overman of this
city.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
FIND OUT.

A troop train was at the station.
The soldiers had eaten the sand.
wiches, drank the hot (watered)
coffee, and were busy absorbing
candy and smiles as furnished by
the girls, when a young citizen
broke in with the taboo question.
Where are you going?"
The reply came like the bark Of
rife: Jump into a uniform and
find out. Life.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
A SURE WAY TO TELL.

While kissing his baby sister
goodbye, Jim said, you won't for
get to pray for me, will you sweet
heavt?"
The baby clasped her hands and
said. Dear God, take care of all
the soldiers and II you see one
that looks just like me take real
good care of him, coz-he's our
Jim.-M. J. X, Chicago Tribune.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
A ROAST.

Here's to the kaiser Of Limburger
cheese
May the swell in his head go down
to his knees;
May he find empty clothes on the
Hindenburg line,
And then hear frogs croaking the
Watch on the RHINE"
Betty Coate.
Garfield school
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
RAISE IN SIGHT

Two friends met the other day
after an absence of some months.
What are you doing, now?" in
quired Bill.
Working in the powder factory"
Good job, is it,"
We'll, % shillings a week and
prospects of getting raise any
minute ?"-Lone Scout Magazine.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
QUITE TRUE.

whats the hardest thing about
roller skating when you're learn
ing?" asked a hesitating man of the
instructor ct the rink.
1.-THE hoor," answered the attend.
ant.-BrOOklyn Eagle.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
NO MORE NOW.

Much bothered with tramps
out your wSy?"
Il was until I tackled up a sign on
my gate"
"Ah! Beware of the dog ! sup
pose"
"Oh, no. Simply Farm help
wanted Boston Transcript.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
FEELING CHICKEN.

Maud Vivian was watching her
grandmother prepare chicken for
dinner and said: 20. granny, you
are peeling the chicken, aren't
you?"-E. NJ, Chicago Tribune.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
DECIDEDLY LACKING

Robert was a thoughtful child
and was used to reasoning out the
why" to his own questions.
One day a little boy came in from
next door He asked questions
continually and Robert finally
looked at him curiously and said:
Haven't you a think Of your own"
M. C. r., Chicago Tribune.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
THE MAGIC WORD.

Ofiicer: So you captured a
thousand Germans by just calling
across No Mans Land. What did
you do--promise them a square
deal IL they surrendered?
Yankee Private: No; l promised
them q square meal. Life.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
NOTHING NEW

Ny nephew on returning from
school the first day was asked
what he had learned. He replied:
Nothing but how to stand up and
sit down, and l thought l knew
that before l started to school. y
B. e. S., Chicago Tribune.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
TRUTHFUL FISH STORY

Boy-"No, l won't sell this big
trout, so don't ask me-"
Trout Fisherman-"But at least
let me measure him so ! can truth
fully say just how big the trout
was that got away from me. -
Lone Scout Magazine.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
Oh, FOR AN ACCIDENT!

A little boy was visiting one day
in q home s6f . woman who was
baking a cake. While she was
beating the chocolate icing, no
looked up at her wistfully, and
said: II wis some Of that choco-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05

GONE FOR A LONG, LONG TIME
us your mother at home, Will
He?"
mo, Mrs. Smith. She Is Red
Cr0ssin' somewhere. We don't ex-
pect her home for good until the
war is over. Lone Scout Maya
zine.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1918-10-05
THE AIRPLANE CHICKEN.

Here, waiter, take this chicken
away"
whats the matter with it, sir?"
Its all wings and machinery
no meat. London Opinion.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1918-02-08
Gcrnan-American War

DR.. Henry van Dyke, formerly
s.merican minister to the Netherlands,
reported for duty as chaplain at the
Boston Navy Yard. He is a member
of the Naval Reserve, with the rank
of lieutenant commander.
The American Defense Societ!
pledges support to Senator Chamber
ain of Oregon in his fight for wal
abinet.
Senator Stone assaiied Colonel
roosevelt as the ''lnost potent agent
# the I-.aiser and the most seditious
,erson in America" Republican sen
Tors replied, and the debate was the
most bitter since the beginning OF the
var. The ADMINISTRATORS conduct Of
he war and the sending abroad of
'olOnel House were attacked.
Psychological tests ire to be en-
,loyed to weed out defect es from
he entire army. Examinations 81 far
ave shown that 2 per cent Of the
lraft men are unfit.
Waite. Spoerman, master German
spy has been sent to Fort Ogle
horpe for the duration Of the war.
President Wilson squarely upheld
Doctor Garfield's coal order. declaring
was necessary in orde: to move war
|upplies sorely needed abroad. He
.ppeaIed to the patriotism of the coun.
~. Congress bitterly assailed the or
Ter, out was able to do nothing.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1918-02-08
extended right hand, fasten his light

extended right hand, fasten his light
blanket to the top of the crutch, SAL
fashion Git was q very cold, windy
day., spread out the lateen sail thus
obtained with his left arm, and sail
off, bathchair and all, noisily cheered
by the whole crowd of US, and, if |
remember well, by q few street urchins
who had climbed up the wall for the
occasion, writes Lieut.. r. S. in the At
lantic. More often than not he ran
himself into the trees or the grass
plots, for his front wheel was wag-
Cling desperately to right or to left;
but he found willing hands to shove
him back into the right path, and.
after q while, a new gust of wine
drove him a few yards ahead, till the
same accident once more prematurely
shortened his tack. Everybody roared
so much that the German doctors and
Brother Albertinus emerged from their
third-floor drawing room on the bal
cony and joined in the general laughter
and cheering.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1918-02-08
China's Income Tax.

China has an income tax fashioned,
in many particulars, after that of the
United States. 1t has but recently
gone into effect and promises to add
much to China's income, the people
responding loyalty as they did awhile
ago to the patriotic defense fund. The
law requires that the tax must be paid
by merchants, government officials,
bankers and professional men and
specifies, Pawnbrokers, shroffs, salt
merchants and firms given special priv
ileges by the government shall pay at
every year end incomes under $1,000
excepted), per cent over $1,000; 3
per cent over 100000, 2 per cent over
S1,00O00O. Clerks are required to pay
monthly" 1t is proposed later to eE-
tend a nominal tax to those having
smaller incomes.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1918-02-08
AUSTRIAN Strike CONTINUES
REVoLUTIoNIs7s oUTsPoKEN IN
..- PARLIAMENT. .a
Socialist Leader Tells Men bers Peo-
lie Will Fight for Democratic
State.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS received here
from the continent indicate that the
strike in Austria continues formidable
and that the forces of unrest which
have been loOsed are precipitatlng
political situation of increasingly grave
possibilities. The democratic move
ment in the empire has received a
great impetus, which has been empha-
sized by the Bohemian demand for sell
determination pressed in the Vienna
parliament.
Reports received in Copenhagen
from Vienna, as forwarded by the EX-
change Telegraph correspondent, indi-
cate that 100000 men there are still
on strike and that the strike also con-
tinues in Budapest. A Vienna dispatch
to the Vossische Zeitung of Berlin says
that, while work was resumed in part,
the strike continues in a number OF
large factories.
Reporting the sitting of the Austrian
parliament, the Yossische Zeitung
draws a picture of Premier Won Seyd-
Ter in a state of helplessness, sur
rounded by excited CZechs and other
hecklers, in a scene Of turmoil. After
the premier had replied to an Interpret
lation respecting the resolution adopt
ed by the Prague deputies demanding
the right of self determination the
Czechs shouted:
Lilies! Away with Won Seydler!
You are another General Hoffman J!
referring to the chief German military
representative at the Brest-LitoVsk
peace conference.
Victor Adler, the Socialist leader.
said that what the workers had now
attained in the way of concessions
was only the beginning. He demanded
that Foreign Minister Czernin carry
through his announced program, add
ing:
eve did not desire war, but there
are some in this hall who did. we
must now get out Of it what is posi-,
BILE. The monarchy must be entirely
reconstructed 1t must become demo:
cratic federal state Of nationalities, for
which the people are enthusiastic and
ready to fight"