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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16
Ruch " TOwarzystwach.
ZE STANISLAWOWA.

- W czwartek, dnia 1890 stycz--
mia 1918 roku odbedzie sic posiedze-
ME Tow. NajSw. I'm. Maryi, Macie-
rzy Polskiej, Oddz. AGO W sail zwy-
klych p~osiedzen. Wszyscy cz}onkoW1e
powinni bye obecni, ma tenn posie--
dzen:u, poniewaz So wazne spraWy
do za}atwienia. - Franciszek Sydio-
wski, prezes; Aleksander Nejman,
sekr. prot.
- Tow. Miodzienc6w Sw. stanisia-
wa Kostki, mr.. 513 z. P. R. X. odbe-
die roczne posiedzenie W czwartek'
dnia 17,?o ~styczn:a, o .godzinie 1880
w hall nr. 5ty. Kazdy czlonek poWi-
MEN bye obecny, poniewa5 Sd Waz-
ne sprawy do zalatwienia. Ia nieo-
becnoSG kara. - Jan j. Mucha, pre-
yes; Szczepan B~rzozowski, sekr. prot.
II JADWTGOWA.
Zawiadamiam czfonkinie Tow.
Polek Bldg. Jolanty mr.. 6S7 Zjed.
ae roczne posiedzenie odbedzie sic
dis, dnia 16go ~stycznia, o godzinie
1880 wieczorem, W hall zwyk}ych pc
siedzen. Prose- o przybycie kazdeJ
cz!onkir.. DO odbedzie, sic instalacya
zarzadu ma tenn posiedzeniu. - Roza
liza Spychala, sekr. prot.
- Tow. sw. Stanislawa X. mr.. 440
lied. odbedzie roczne ~posiedzenie W
czwartek, dn:a 1870 stycznia, o godzi
ME 7:30 wieczorem, w hall zTykfych
~posiedzen. ObecnoSG wszystkich czfon
k6w pozadana. poniewaz SO wazne
srrawy do zalatwienia. Oraz odbedzie
sic instalacya urzednik6w. W sk1ad
ponownie obranych urzednik6w ma
rok 1918 wchodza: Wladysiaw ko-
WALSH. PREF; Wojciecn Goscinski,
wiceprez.; ks. Jan B. Obyrtacz, ka-
pelan; Alexis. Brzezinski, sekr. prot;
J6Zef SZeszko, sekr. fin; Jozer Ja--
recki, kasyer; Jan Balihski, marsza-
lex 1szy; Albin Majewski, marsza-
lex 2gi: W1adysiaw Brzostek, Fran
ciszek K~ibitlewski, Jozef Sierockl,
opiekunowie kasy; Jan Janczak, o.
piekun chorych. W~ladysiaw Kowalski
deputowany: dr.. A. F. Malachowski
lekarz. - Alexis. B~rzezihski, seKr.
prot, 211 Frankfort I'll.
Bacznosc Choir Chopina mr.. 1 Wv.
Sp. Pol. W Am.
Lekcya Spiewu ch6ru Chopina mr..
1 z. S. P. odbedzie sic w'Srode' u.
dis, dn!a 1890 stycznia, W sail kol.
Romanowicza, pod dyrekcya p. Zale-
wskiego, o godz. smej wieczorem
p~unktualnie. Wszyscy koledzy prose-
nj So o przybycie punktualnie. -
Coda Piesh! - Roman Goszczyhski,
rrezes; Jozef n. Baranowski, sekr.
rrot., 9S7 N. Hoyne AVE..
Y Jadwigowa
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16
WlESCI Z POLSKI.

ME wskutek tego nicwiele enersil
p~ozostalo Panu w spadku. w
kazdym razie zbyt malo, ably dzia
lac w dzisiejszcj rozstrzygajacel
chwili.
Rada Stanu wykluczyla niepo-
czytalnego autora listu stanowia-
cego tylko echo tych nastroJow,
kt6re budzily sic W psychopaty--
cznych oSrodkach mozgu, well
bionego dis przez C%entralna Eu-
rope. Marszalek Niemojewski
zrozumial zapewnc jcdnak, kto
przemawial pi6rem p. Studnickie-
go. Do cofniecia rezygnacyl ME
dai sic sklonic, ME czekajac juz
liza Idly sierpniowe' hr. Czernina.
Wkr6tce potcm pojawify SIG o.
Swiadczenia Bessclera W Frank.
furter Zeitung', otwierajace Gala
otch}ah acknowledgement.
Wbrew nadziejom podSycanynI
~ieszcze w ostatnich czasach przez
ugodowy organ poznahski, roko-
wanna hr. Czernina Z kanclerzem
Niemiec ME daily zadnego wyni--
ku i dlatego wiaSnie Rada Stanu
postanowila uznac role swoja "a
c:.lkowicie zakohczona.'
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16
Mysl ~pantonarza.

Mysl pantoflarza.
Pantoflarz siedLi / czyta gazette.
- MOI Boze, te dwie dziewczynki
Rad;ca 1 Dodisa. Zro$niete bokami.
po operacyi oicieta jedna z mich
zmarla.
Zamysla sic:
- Ba, gdyby mnie tax oddzielono
cd mojej ,,poiowicy", to dopierobym
ozy}.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16
Zawziety.

Kuba ciszko zachorowal.
- S}uchaj Kuba - rzekl kaplan
- czy ably przebaczyles wszystk:m
twoim INTERPRETATION?
.Kuba: - 4 jake, jeno MaGkowi
Za~wierusze, kt6ry mi sic w oral W
moja role, ME moge przebaczyc.
Kap}an: - Jezeli mu ME przeba-
czysz, to ME wejdziesz do Krolestwa
Nieb:eskiego....
Kuba pc namys!e: - No, przeba--
cam i jemu, ale pod warunkiem, re
jak wyzdrow.eje, to mu kosci pola-
mic -.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16
Meczennik Xxx wieku.

- Chodi ma Belle Isle p~opatrzyc
ma m~enazerye.
- Pc co? Nam " domu dwie cor
XII, kt6re jak papugi KAPPA Pc an
gielsku, iona moja, gdy p~rzychodze
n:eco ,,wstawiony" otwiera ma mnie
swoja bu2ie - jak krokodyl i thu
cze ma mel glowie, CO jej W rece wpa-
dnie, re zwinnoscia malpy..
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16

- Panno Zof:o, milosc mOja ola
PAM jest tax potezna, be- granic!
- Czy bye moze?
Milosc ia poch}ania mnie zupef
ME. obraz pani nam ciagle pred o.
czyma, talk, re nawet W czasie zaJec
biurowych, zasnac ME moge.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16
SkrOmny.

- Mech sic PAM ME zdaje, re ty-
mi glupimi kcmplementami dosta--
niesz sic pan do mego serca!....
- ia wcale prosze PAM ME wiru-
je tax wysoko..
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16
L notaryusZa.

L notaryusZa.
- Notaryusz spisrje o~statnia wole
umierajace:o pana Macieja.
- Niniejszem zap:suje moi maja-
tex ruchomy i nieruchony mojej 20
ME. Masz pan?
- Nam.
go. pod warunkiem, re W cia-
gu roku wyjdzie "a MAJ.
- A d.aczego? - pyta zdumiony
%potaryusz.
- Poniewaz pragne, ably napraw-
de komuS bylo zal, IL umarlem.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16
dymisyi warsaw
skiej Rady Stanu.

g.
nadzieje, ably polityka oparta ma
uznaniu akt6w listopadowych /
ia probowaniu wziecia ich "a
podstawe do panstwowo tworczcl
piracy mogla doprowadzic do ia
kiegokolwiek pozytywnego rezul-
tatu.
Wbrew wnioskowi PilsudzGie-
60 w~iekszosc Rady Stanu posta-
nowiIa uczyniG ostatnia probc
przez przedstawienie znanych "a
dan w sprawic utworzenia regen-
CYL i przekazania nowemu rzado-
Wi, przez te regencye utworzone~
mu, pelni praw naleznych rzado-
Wi pahstwa, chocby nawet tylko
autonomicznego i pozostajacego
W zwiazku prawno-panstwowym
Z Austro-W egrami i Niemcami.
Odpowiedzi, d~ostarczane przez
pelnomocnikow paistw central
nych. byly pelnc obietnic. Pod
trzymywaiy one zludzenia, re po-
lityka mocarstw centralnych "a
chwieje sic w swoim uporze / &c
iezeli mic w polskim, to przynaJ-
mniej we wlasnym interesie -
W interesic zjednania opinll pol
skici ola idei ,..Anschlussu" do
Niemiec i Austro-W egier Ego
dzi sic ma ustepstwa, bez ktorych
Rada Stanu, wed}ug wyrazcnia
wlasnych jej cz}onkow sluzyia
tylko "a parawan ola samowoli
wladz o!;upacyjnych.
Okazalo sic jednak, IL zludzc-
MIA tie byly zwodnicze. Cd zasady
.,naprz0d ofiara z krwi, potem IL
stepstwa" g1owna kwatera ME
miccka ME chciala slyszeC. Rota
przysiegi narzucona wojsku pol
skiemu zupe}nie niedwuznacznle
wskazywala, re wojsko to bedzle
rnialo obowiazek krwawiG sic dla
sprawy mocarstw centralnych.
WiekszoSc Rady Stanu, wbrew
oporowi narodu, gotowa byfa "a
aprobowaG nawet te ~przysiese,
byleby "a te Gene zyskac upras-
None ustepStwa.
Stanowcze stanowisko Pi}Sadz'
kiego przySpieszy}o przesilen;e,
= chwila zaiamania sic arnii TO-
sviskiej w Galicyi buta pruSka
wzrosia. maska zaczyna}a spadac
Z twarzy warszawskiego wielko--
rzadcy. Targnieto sic ma Pi}sud-
skiego i ma opornych legionistow,
I to nawet jednak ME zdoiafo jc-
szczc skionic czlonkow Rady Sta
nu. Z kt6rych szcrcgu wyszly luz
wszystkic goretsze zywio4y, do
zaniechania ostatnich W~yslikow
trwania w oportunizmie. Probo--
wano niefortunnie zastqpic Pr
sudskiego Minkiewiczem / uz'
broic sic W niewzruszon2 cierpl'-
woSc. oczekujqc nieustannie ma
rezultaty akcyi podjetcj w maui
Hr. Rostworowski oswiadczy3.
zc Rada Stanu musi pomlmo
wszystko wytrwac ia stanowiskt'
gdyz inaczej og6lny autoryte'
moralny przeszcdlby ma strong
czynnik6w oswiadczajacych sig
"a czynna polityk2 polska pc
wprost przeciwleglej linii, niz ia
ma ktorej staneli zwolennicy O.
parcia sic o mocarstwa centralne.
Wladze niemieckie wywieraiy
tymczasem nacisk ma marszalka
Niemojewskiego i ma czfonkow
Rady Stanu, ably sami wzieli W
rsce represye przeciwko ducho-'
Wi niezadowolenia, jaki ogarnia]
wszystkie sfery ludnosci. Zadanie
bylo cyniczne. Jeden tylko par
Studniclti dal sic ~pozyskac ola tel
idei. Wystosowal do marszalka
list obelzywy.
..Marszalku! - pisai do niego
!! = iestes konserwatysta tylko re
wzgledu ma swego dobrego ku-
charza, ktorego zawsze pan mice
moze i to wykoluje Il Ciebie pre-
tonanie. il w kraju ME jest tax
! bardzo lie, oraz re wzgledu ma to,
IL wszelka tw6rczoSG ~spoieczna
~ - u.ye;J,,, 5,1-
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16
Antidotum.

- Ach, moja pierwsza iona Ia
truwala mi zycie.
CzemuzeS sic ozen:l pc raz
drugi?
- Jake antidotum.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16
Wrailiwy.

- B6jcie sic Boga, juz trzeci raz
oglaszam, re VAN ginie piesek. Co
to macy?
- Odkad c6rxa zacze}a braG lex
eye spiewu , ME chce galgan usie--
dziec " domu.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16
w 'eStauracyi.

- No i coz, co CT starry zostawil W
spadku?
- Nieugaszone pragnienie, juz
dziesiaty kufel wypijam.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16
Odprawa.

- Ia pania pojechaibym ia ko--
nice Swiata ....
- jedi pan, ala sam.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16
Zarty.
SIuszny gniew.

Sedzia: - I czemu to oskarzony
uderzyf konduktora k~olejowego W
twarz?
Oskarzony: - 30 on mi przedziur-
kowai billet, "a kt6ry ~zaplacilem dro-
gle pieniadze.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16
NIiedZy farmerami.

MledZy 1armeraml.
- To jednak szczeg6lne, re by
do tax niezmiernie trafia do swojej
zagrody.
- To mic dz:wnego! q bydlem -
to jak z ludzmi, gdz!e dostaja wy
zerke, to tam leca!
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16
Biedny MAJ.

Biedny MAJ.
- Doksd TAX biegniesz?
- Do biura pc nova kucharke.
- Czegoz takim pedem?
Music, BIO inaczej iona ugotu-
je obiad sama!....
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16
w sZkole.

w szkole.
- Dlaczego rybyf ME wydaja g3o-
SUI? pyta nauczyciel jednego z ucz-
ni6w / ME otrzymuje o%dpowiedzi.
-Moryc podnosi diva PAIGE.
- No Norge, gadaj.
"A pan professor jakby wlazi pod
wode, to by m6gi movie?
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16

Czy farbowanie wlos6w jest ME
b~ezpieczne?
Navel bardzo pewien moi zna-
iomy ufarbowa} sobie wasy i brode, a
W tydzien potem ozenil sic.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16
Prey ogladaniu domu.

Przy ogladaniu domu.
- Aha, OTTO %fotografia Gaduikie-
wiczowej. Zapewne zdjecie momen-
talne. .
- A to d~iaczego?
- Me widzisz, Re ma usta zam-
kniete! 80.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-01-16

Wszystkie ponizsze utwory wy
konane ga ma grubym 1 dobrym
nutowym papierze, druk wyraz-
nv 1 czysty, ozdobne 1 W k.fku
kolorach okladki.
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
OUR BOYS IN FRANCE AND
HOME PROTECTION

The men on the firing line represent
the pick of our American youth. One in
four Of our boys at home was sick, re-
jected because of physical deficiency
Many times the kidneys were to blame
II we wish to prevent old age coming
on too soon. or II we want to increase
our chances for long life, DR.. Pierce of
the Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y, says
that you should drink plenty of water
daily before meals. Then procure at
your nearest drug store Anuric double
streugth). This An-u-ric drives the uric
acid out and cures backache and rheuma-
tism.
II we wish to keep our kidneys In the
best condition n diet OF milk and vege-
tables. with only little meat once a day.
is the most suitable. Drink plenty of
pure water. take Anuric three times a day
for month.
Step into the drug store and ask for
a sixty-cent package of Anuric, or send
pr. Pierce 1oc for trial pkg. Anuric. many
times more potent than lithia. eliminates
uric acid as hot water melts sugar A
short trial will convince you.
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
SWAMP-ROOT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as medicine for
durable ailments of the kidneys, liver
and bladder
DR.. kilmer's Swamp-Root stands the
highest for the reason that it has proven
20 be just the remedy needed in thou
sands upon thousands of distressing cases.
Swamp Root, physicians prescription for
special diseases, makes friends quickly be.
cause its mild and immediate effect is
soon realized in most cases. 1t is a gen
tie. healing vegetable compound.
Start treatment at once. Sold at all
drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medi-
um and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
kilmer & Co, Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
in l~1nL[llr1lrLIdHT
WILL ASSIST SECRETARY BAKER

When 1t became necessary to con-
Ter with Secretary of War Baier, Maj.
Benedict Crowen was obliged to put on
bis overcoat and cap and step across
the street in Washington to the state.
war and navy building. But now he
has taken his typewriter from the
Mills building to the Office of assistant
secretary of war.
President Wilson has appointed
Major Crowell to help the secretary of
war us assistant secretary with some
Of the difficulties and intricate prob
lens connected with carrying on and
winning the war. Major Crowell is an
engineer by profession and first showed
his merit by his expert ndvice to the
general munitions board, especially
concerning steel production Immediate
ly after the formation of the national
council of defense in Washington. 1t
was in the engineer corps that he was
given his commission, and later he was
placed In charge of the Washington
office of the Panama cand Major Gro
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
A. q Pink Tea, Maybe.

1t happened on a crowded street car.
Feminine knItters were on every hand
working on sweaters and socks In vari-
GUS stages Of completion. One WON.
an. however. was engaged with a piece
of dainty white embroidery.
After the conductor punched her
ticket, he stood watching the progress
of the work. Finally curiosity got the
better Of him. and he qucried. limo
Gently, Madam. where does soldier
wear thaty'
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
WON FAME AS STATESMAN

One of the most picturesque fig
ures in the senate is that of Senator
knute Nelson. whose decision to retire
from the senate has met with inslstent
protest on the part of his friends. But
inasmuch as he has the reputation of
being 'the hardest-headed individual
in the senate" it is not thought likely
that even President Wilson's letter
urging him to return will induce any
change of mind. He has been Min
nesota's senator for four successive
terms, since 1895.
Born In Voss, Norway, in 1S43, de-
scended, as he says himself, from u
long line Of Norwegian pirates, Knute
Nelson came to the United States with
his mother when six years old, and
they made their first American home in
Chicago. Knute helped his mother by
selling papers in the streets. Later
they moved to Wisconsin. and for three
years he attended the academy at
Albion. In the Civil war he entered
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
A Misreadinu,

Cleveland Moffett of the citizens
vigilance committee of New York, said
at a luncheon:
"The chap who calls the selective
service unconstitutional misreads the
preachers text.
"'What was the text?' her father
asked the little girl as he carved the
Sunday roast.
"'Oh, papal' she said in shocked
voice. 1T was Abdomen. Abdomen,
my son Abdomen r"- Philadelphia
Bulletin.
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
Gold In the Head''

Is an acute attack of Nasal Catarrh. Per-
sons who are subject to frequent colds
in the head" will find that the use of
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE Will
build up. the System, cleanse the Blood
and render them less liable to colds.
Repeated attacks of Acute Catarrh may
lead to Chronic Catarrh.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is taxi
en- internally and acts through the Blood
All Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
$1,000 for any case of catarrh that
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will not
cure.
F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
Camouhaua

II didn't much care about the way
josh's clothes looked down to camp"
commented Farmer Corntossel.
Hasn't he his regular uniform?'
mot yet. If they're going to keep
him dressed that way In hopes of de-
ceiving the enemy into thinking he's
just an obscure peasant or something,
what say is that it's carrying this
new kermoofling idea too fart"
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
Sure Enouqh Poetry,

"Of course, you've read Shake
speare?"
yes" replied Farmer Corntossel. 81
read him little once in a while. But
somehow I've lost my taste for poetry
and such since my boy went to the
war. A page or two in Josh's own
handwriting somehow beats all the
Hamlet's soliloquy and Marc Anton's
orations that was ever written"
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25

ince at the present time, these condi-
tions are source of great qualification
to cur people. and no doubt will be to
Canada as whole-taking into consid-
Grafton the fact that Alberta forms no
small part of the granary to which the
Empire at present looks as the source
of its food supply. y.'-Advertisement.
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
SPRECkELS, THE SUGAR MAN.

Claus A. Spreckels, president of
the Federal Sugar Refining company,
who, In the recent investigation into
the sugar and coal shortage made
startling accusations against the gov
ernments food administration, and
who In turn was accused by Mr.. Hoover
as being foe to the food rule, is one
or the best-known sugar men in the
country. He was born In San Francisco
in 1858, of German ancestry. His ia
ther, known rs the sugar King" had
established the California Sugar re-
finery in San Francisco, and it was
here, where he went to work at seven
teen, that the young Spreckels had his
opportunity to study all phases of the
sugar business. In 1892. after he had
served as secretary of all the Spreckels
companies, he was transferred to Phil
adelphia us vice president and general
manager or the Spreckels Sugar Re-
fining company, which had been estab-
lished two years previously in order to
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
Her Resources.

"They say Miss F'llrty has great
deal of tact" ''Tact? Why, that
girls tact amounts to diplomacy. Not
one of the fellows she Is engaged to
has ever met another one at single
call he made"
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
Again a woman's League.

Mrs. Newlywed-I see by this med
ical work that man requires eight
hours sleep and a woman ten.
Husband-Yes, I've read that some
where myself.
Mrs. Newlywed-How nicel You
can get up every morning and have
the fire made and the breakfast ready
before it is time for me to get up.
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
is HONoRED BY SCIENTISTS

Theodore William Richards, presi-
dent Of the American Association for
the Advancement Of Science, was born
in Germantown. Pa, ON January 81,
1868, and is the son Of William I. Rich
ards, famous American painter Of
marine and landscapes, and Anna Mat
Lack Richards, well known for her po-
etica1 writings.
Scientific societies at home and
abroad have honored him with cleo
TONS In the United States he Is
member Of the American Academy o.
Arts and Sciences (1S9D. the Ameri-
can Philosophical society 1903) and
since 1899 of the National Academy Of
Sciences. In 1914 he served the Amer
lean Chemical society as Its president,
also he Is an honorary member of the
Chemists club of New York city.
Among his honors abroad are foreign
membership In the London Chemical
scciety u908) and honorary or CORE
'ponding membership In the Royal In
al Academy of Sweden (1907, and the
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add l OF. Bay
Rum, a small box of Barbo Compound,
and Il o. of glycerine. Any druggist can
put this up or you can mix it at home at
very little cost. Full directions for max
ing and use come in each box of Barbo
Compound. 1t will gradually darken
streaked, faded gray hair, and make it soft
and glossy. 1t will not color the scalp, is not
sticky or greasy, and does not rub off. Adv.
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
Contrasting Merits.

II have very intelligent dog who
hss been taught to say his prayers.
and he'll always run up to a minis
ter"
That's nothing. ! have an intel
ligent dog. too, and any time a tin
can is tied to his tail, he runs to a
saloon"
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
Little Circulated His Way.

Bacon-This report tells US that the
total circulation of money in the Unit
ed States last year was $3,419, ,16s, 1868.
Egbert-Well. now I understand
what my doctor meant when he told
me my troubles came from poor cir
culation.
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25

the coated tongue, tine sallow comnlexion
the dull headache. the lazy liver, if YOU
Will take pleasant laxative made up Of
the May-appple. juice of the leaves Of aioes.
root Of ialap, and called DR.. Pierces Pleas.
ant Pellets. You can obtain at drug store
these vegetable pellets in vials.
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25


in
and hat flee yer
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
WITHIN THR RRAch of exorx womo..

'E Z WI OIL every woman
health and strength. They're
brought to you by DR.. Pierce's
Favor1te Prescription. Taks
this medicine, and there's :
safe and certain remedy for all
the chronic weaknesses, de-
rangements, and diseases pc
culiar to the sex. 1t will build
up, strengthen, and invigorate
every rundown" or delicate
woman: 1t regulates and az
sists all the natural functions.
At some period in her life
a woman requires a special
tonic and nervine.
If you're a tired or afflicted
woman turn to "Favorite
Prescription" you will find It
never fails to benefit. Sold in
tablet or liquid form. Tablets
60c.
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25

the Fourth Wisconsin
law after the war and was admitted the bar in 1867 BE elected to
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25

DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are tn,
original little liver pills put up 40 year!
ago. They regulate liver and bowels. Ad
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
A BuoviIIe Jest.

Snail-"I've been tracing up my an
cestry." Bug-"Originated in Phila-
dolphin. l suppose"
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
Not Worth II.

81 hear that poor young Cholly Fat
head has lost his mind"
II pity anybody who finds it."
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25

You can't get much mileage on tire
when It's in your hind leg.
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25

Wherever you go keep one eye peeled
for the fire escape.
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
In the Librar

In the Library.
where would you put these manu-
ais on electrlcity?"
Put them with the current lItera-
ture."
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25

The Ouinine Thst Dses Not Affect Head
Because of its tonic and laxative effect Laxative
Bromo Quinine can be taken by anyone without
causing nervousness or ringing In the head There
ls only one "Bromo QuininE" u. w. GROVES
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25

Red Cross Bag Blue. much better, goss
farther than liquid blue. Get from any
grocer. Adv
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25

Wise is the prophet who does not nj
low his predictions to 20 on record.
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25

Piles Cured In to IA Days
DrugEists refund money II PAZo OINTMENT fall
y cure Itchlng. Blind Bleeding Protruding Piles
First application gives relief. b0c.
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25


worthy
Scientific American
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25

Smile on wash day. That's when you use
Red Cross Bag Blue. Clothes winter than
snow. All grocers. Adv
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25

Dread is rank mental weed-kill
1t.
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
When Your Eyes Need Care
Try Murine Eve Remedy

Druggists OF mail, White for Free nye book
MURINE EYE R11EDY CO.. CHICAGO
The Elbert County tribune., 1918-01-25
In Convict osrb.

In Convict Garb.
Little Irene had gone to the zoo with
her mother one afternoon. AS they
came to the zerbra she exclaimed !:
Mother, look mt the horse with the
prisoners coat on"