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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23

SOIIlpOuuu ~ d !
women who suffer
from any functional
disturbance, as it
has done me more
good than all the
doctors medicine.
Since taking it I
have a fine healthy
baby girl and have
gainedin health and
strength. My hus-
band and I both
praise your med
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23

She-When you go to ask papa the
first thing he will do will be to accuse
you of seeking my hand merely to be-
come his son-in-law.
He-Yes. And thcn-?"
She-And then you must agree with
him. He's a lot prouder of himself
than he is Of me.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23
A Quick Turn.

This inn was built in old colony
times. Some of the crockery on this
very table is more than one hundred
years old"
How long have you had this but
ter?' the guest misunderstanding
COurier-J Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23
Not Customary,

Allce-HOW did
you feel while
Fred was propos-
ing to you?
Mildred - Two
or three times /
felt like supplying
the words | knew
he was cropping
for ; but, of course,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23
Achieving the impossible.

Traveller Ca t
door)-Madam, ]
have q vacuum
cleaner. It
Mistress ClOft~
ily) - Sorry, but
we always send
our VacuumS out
to be cleaned.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23
a Final Decree,

Mrs. Enpeck Tin husbands ofice)-
That new typist. is peach.
Enpeck (aStOnished) -Why-e-er-
what makes you think so, my dear?
Mrs Enpeck-She's going to be
canned.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23
Fiery Red PimpIes.

A hot bath with Cuticura Soap followed
by an application of Cuticura Oint-
ment to distressing ecZemas, etc.,
proves their wonderful properties. For
free samples address "Cuticura, Dept.
K, Boston" At druggists and by mail.
Soap 25, Ointment 25 and 50.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23

When that illustrinus man, Chief
Justice Jay, was dying, he was asked
if he had any farewell address to
leave his children. lie replied: They
have the Bible"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23

care you going away for the sum.
merT"
"No," replied Mr.. Cumrox. 'Some-
botly's got to stay home. A load of
coal 1 ordered three months ago might
drive up to the house any day"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23

nothing to do fol
s a va tion bu'
simply trust the
Lord, and the
saint has nothing
more to do fol
satisfaction. The
great obstacle tC
blesSedneSs is
mans evil heart
of unbelief. The
sin that is com
mon to all men is
the besetting sir
of unbclief keep
ing the S in n e T
from salvation
and likewise the
saint from salts
factinn
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23

Good paper, it is said, can be pro-
duced from refuse that hitherto has
been thrown away in brewerieS.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23

Aeronauts aver that the barking of
a dog can be heard at an elevation Of
four miles.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23
q Vital Question.

She Yes. I attended cooking school
and learned so much there.
He-Did you learn how to keep o
cook2
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23

Philadelphia leads all American
cities in number of seamen recruited.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23

The war department at Washington
has 5000 women employees.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23
TO ALL WOMEN
Who ARE i'll
This Woman Recommends
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound-Her
Personal Experience.

Mclean, Neb.-"I want to recon-
snend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23
Iact.

that wouldn't have been the thing to
do at all.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23

The blessedness of this text is for
both sinner and saint. The sinner has
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23
Nobody at Home

A E. Clark, editor of the City Bull
tetin of Columbus, Ohio, was with
friend who was campaigning for the
Red Cross. The friend knocked at a
door and voice said. "Come in" His
friend tried the door, then shouted,
"It's locked ~ Come in," repeated the
voice, and the campaigners replied:
ats locked, Come in," cts locked.
At that point a woman put her head
out of window next door and said ::
There's no one home. You're talking
TO The parrot. Troy Times.
Up to June % United States had
expended .S0O,OOOO0O to fight Ger
many.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23
Sounded Like German.

Groves Tasteless chill Tonic
destroys the malarial germs which are transmitted
TO the blood by the Malaria Mosquito. Price tic.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-08-23
Trusting the
Lord
By REV. B. B. SUTCLIFFE
Extension Department. Moody Bible
Institute. Chicago

TEXT-BlessAd is the man that trust
eth in the Lord.-Jer 17:S.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
stand roxetber until the End.

In regard to these essential rectin-
cations of wrong and assertions OF
peoples associated together against
rated iP nterest or divided in % purpdse Iep
we stand together until the end.
For such arrangements and cove
continue to fight until they are
achieved; but only because we wish
the right to prevail and desire a just
cured only by removing the chief prov
ocations to war, which this program
does remove.
we have no jealousy of German
greatness and there is nothing in this
program that impairs it. We grudge
ner no aehievement or distinction or
as have made her record very bright
and very enviable.
We 40 not wish to injure her or
block in any way her legitimate in
fluence or power. We do not wish to
fight her either with arms or with
hostile arrangements of trade, II she
is willing to associate herself with us
and the other peace-loving nations of
the world in covenants of justice and
law and fair dealing.
We wish her only to accept n place
of equality among the peoples of the
world-the new world in which. we
now live-instead of place of mas
Neither do we presume to suggest to
her any alteration or modification of
her Institutions. But it is necessary.
we must frankly say. and necessary as
n preliminary to any intelligent deal
ings with her on our part. that We
should know whom her spokesmen
speak for when they speak to us.
whether for the Reichstag majority or
for the military party and the men
whose creed is imperial domination.
Ready to Put strength to Test.
I'VE have spoken now. surely. In
terms too concrete to admit of any
further doubt or question. An evident
principle runs through the whole pro-
gram 1 have outlined. 1t is the prin-
ciple of justice to all peoples and ma
tionalities and their right to live on
equal terms of liberty and safety with
one another, whether they be strong
or weak. Unless this principle be
made it's foundation no part of the
structure of international justice can
stand.
''The people of the United States
could act upon no other principle. and
to the vindication of this principle they
are ready to devote their lives. their
honor and everything that they pos
sess.
THE moral climax of this. the cul-
minating and final war for human lib
erty has come, and they are ready to
put their strength, their own highest
purpose. their own integrity and deVb-
ton to the test"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
FOUR ARRESTED IN NOLAN CASE
District Attorney Says New Evidence
Connects Detective and Bartender
With Theft

Denver.-New evidence. which, ac-
cording to District Attorney Samuel
w. Johnson of Adams county connects
City Detective Frank II. Mulligan and
John Evans, bartender of the Model
roadhouse, closely with the robbery of
Mrs. Irene Nolan on the morning Of
Jan. 2, was obtained by the district
attorney and Sheriff George e.
Rucker.
Mulligan was arrested by Sheriff
Rucker and furnished bond in the sum
OF $1,000.
John and Sidney Evans were arrest
ed at the Model roadhouse by Sheriff
Rucker and taken to Brighton. where
they were locked up. pending the fur
nishing Of bond of $1,000 each.
Jacob Fineberg was arrested.
charged with robbery in connection
with the loss of the Nolan diamonds.
He gave bond and was released
Mrs. Nolan left Denver to join her
husband in Salt Lake City. Father
Garret ]. Burke, her escort who was
deposed from his parish. is believed to
be In Chicago at the home of friend
ly priest.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
ALL MEN AT HOME. SHOULD
PREPARE FOR WAR

The first test a man Is put thru for
either war or life insurance is an exami-
nation of his water. This is most essen
tial because the kidneys play most I'M
portant part in causing premature old age
and death. The more injurious the pos-
ons passing thru the kidneys the sooner
comes decay-so says DIR. Pierce of Sur
gical Institute. Buffalo. N. Y, who further
advises all people who are past thirty to
preserve the vitality of the kidneys and
free the blood from poisonous elements.
such as uric acid-drink plenty of water
sweat some daily and take Anuric, double
strength. before meals.
This An-u-ric is late discovery of DR..
Pierce and is put up in tablet form. and
can be obtained at almost any drug store
for 60 cents. For that backache. lumbago,
rheumatism. rusty" joints, swollen feet
or hands, due to uric acid in the blood.
Anuric quickly dissolves the uric acid.
Take a little Anuric before meals and
prolons your life. Send 10 cents to DR..
Pierce for trial package Of Anuric.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17

in regulating and assisting all her
natural functions, and in putting in
perfect order every part of the female
system. 1t lessons the pains and bur-
dens, supports and strengthens weak,
nursing mothers.
It's an invigorating, restorative tonic.
All druggists sell the tablets for 60c
Castor oil is good for children or adults,
and especially good for aged people. A
pleasant form OF vegetable laxative that
vented " by DR.. Pierce, who put together
May-apple Cpodophyllin), aloes, jalap,
Ask at any drug store for Pheasant Pei
let's" and they can be had for little money.
They contain no calomel and are of vese-
table constituents, therefore harmless.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applIcations as they CANNOT reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There fs
only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness.
and that ID by a constitutional remedy.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
of the System. Catarrhal Deafness is
caused by an inflamed condition OF the
mucous lining OF the Eustachian Tube.
When this tube is inf1amed you have .
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing. and
when 1t is entirely closed. Deafness 10 tho
result. Unless the Inflammation can be re-
duced and this tube restored to its nor
NAL condition. hearing may be destroyed
forever. Many cases of Deafness are
condition of the Mucous Surfaces
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
be cured by HALLS CATARRU
MEDICINE.
All Druggists TIC. Circulars free
F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
Hindenburs-Ludendorff to Quit.

London, Jan. 9.-It is reported that
General Won Ludendorff. as leader of
the militant group in Germany, has
threatened the resignation of himself
and Field Marshal Won Hindenburg II
further countenance is given to men
Of the type of DR.. Won Kuehlmann
and Count Czerin, the German and
Austrian foreign ministers. Neutral
observers declare that the gap be-
tween the German parties caused ~
the peace negotiations with Russia
suddenly has become a chasm SO wide
that there is little hope OF bridging it.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
Railroad. File oemurrase Charges.

Colorado railroads are complying
with the demand for new demurrage
schedules required by w. G. McAdoo.
director general of railroads. The
schedules are being filed through the
Colorado Public Utilities Commission.
Under the increased demurrage rates,
the first forty-eight hours will be with
out charge. tnen a charge OF 5? for
the first day will be asked. Each
succeeding day 81 additional will be
added until $40 day rs reached. and
then the charge will be SO q day
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
Reached Limit of Endurance.

Provoked to an impatience that was
little less than monumental because OF
the ceaseless reports of unimportant
news of the enemy's doings, an Eng
lish army officer recently could re-
strain himself no longer. THE enemy
is continuing to fortify the coast, sir"
said the subaltern. II don't cure IL
they fifty It," roared the officer; "it'll
make no difference"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
Mississippi Rattle. Dry Measure.

Jackson. Miss.-Fifteen minutes af-
ter the subject was presented in Gov
ernor Bilbo's message to the State
Legislature, both houses ratified the
proposed prohibition amendment TO
the Federal Constitution. The Missis-
sippi Assembly is the first to act on
the proposed amendment.
Chicago-A call for q special ma
tional convention Of the Prohibition
Party in Chicago March s was issued
by Virgil @. Hinshaw, chairman.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
Argentine Arrange. Credit In Amerie.

Washington. - Argentine has ar
ranged for credit in favor of the
United States of $4o.000.O00. 1t is un
derstood that similar arrangements
will be made in favor Of other allied
merchants and that the sum provided
in the agreement can later be extend
ed. On the present volume of trade
with Argentina this arrangement
will save to the merchants of the
United States almost $4,000, 900 a
year in exchange. The value of the
dollar has fallen to SO cents in Buenos
Aires from a pre-war value of $1.07.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
montro.e Doctor Dies Answering Call.

Montrose.-Dr. ]. @. Allen, 63. cor
pner of Montrose county, q Western
slope pioneer of twenty-five years.
was found dead at the wheel of his
auto sixteen miles east of here on
Cerro Summit hill In heavy biz
rard he was answering a quick call
to Cimarron. The wife and three
daughte- q survive. There was no
warning of death and the doctor was
apparently In the best Of health. A
special train was sent from here to
bring in the body.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
Comfort eaby's Skin

When red, rough and itching with hot
baths of Cuticura Soap and touches Of
Cuticura Ointment. This means sleep
for baby and rest for mother. For
free samples address, "Cuticura, Dept.
x, Boston," At druggists and by mail.
Soap 25. Ointment 25 and 5O.-Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
BY the Court Calendar.

Edgar"
"Yes, mother"
"What are you children dOing?"
playing royalty. l am knight OF
the Garter. and Edwin is Saturday."
"That is an odd name for royalty"
"Oh, 1t Is just n nickname on ac-
.ount of his title"
what is his title?"
"Nisht of the Bath. th."-Youngstown
Telegram.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
Moral Lesson for Mother.

Mamma" said Willie the other day.
"did you tell Norah to say you were
not in when Mrs. Jones called?"
Eyes, dear"
'Is 1t right to do that?"
at Is customary, Willie"
"Well, mamma" said the boy after
thoughtful pause, "how would you like
1t II God should tell st. Peter to say
that to you when you go to heaven?"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
Pope Protests Hun earbarisms.

Washington.-The Pope has sent
autographed letters to the Emperors
OF Germany and Austria insisting on
the cessation of massacres of defense
less women and children and protest.
ing against the destruction of art
treasures in air raids over Padua. ac-
cording to official dispatches received
from Rome.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add ! OF. Bay
Rum, small box of Barbo Compound,
and u OF. of glycerine. Amy druggist can
put this up or you can mix it at home at
very little cost. Full directions for max
ing and use come in each box of Barbo
Compound. 1t will gradually darken
streaked, faded gray hair, and make it soft
and glossy. 1t will not color the scalp, is not
sticky or greasy, and does not rub off. Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
Wyoming Has $1,000 Cars.

Cheyenne.-The rate at which auto
mobile licenses are being issued by the
Wyoming secretary of state indicates
that before the end of the present year
there will be $4,000 automobiles in this
state. This will be one machine for
each eleven inhabitante
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
Nothina But Trouble.

"There is no occasion for you to
envy me-" said the prosperous per-
son. II have as many troubles as
you"
II spose We have, mister" admitted
Dismal Dawson. "but the difficulty
with me is that I amt got anything
else"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
Inner Requirements.

mister, have yer got any oil duds
ger don't wantf"
No; but I've an old automobile you
may have"
Tanks, but I got ernough trouble
supplyin' me own innards widout beg
GIN gasoline from door to door,
Boston Transcript.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
HEALTHY CHILDREN come from

OUlc from uedllHy
mothers. A n d
m o t b e RS will
c er t a j My be
b e a ] t b y il
they'll take DR..
Pierce's Favor
ite Prescription.
N o { h e can
equal it in build
ing up q wom-
ans atrepvth
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
Lucrative.

Papa. why are they always digging
up New York;"
because there's money in it.'-Life.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
Necessary.

''Riches have wings"
"They need 'em to keep up with the
cost of living"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17

With n man an effort must have its
cause; with n woman it must have its
because.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17
unexpected Erankness

Visitor-"liow many men are study
ing at Lehigh?" Host '1S-"Oh Nol
half of them."-Lehigh Burr.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17

The man who compliments nine
women on their looks and one on her
cleverness makes only one mistake.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17

To Cure Q Cold In Ono Day
Take LAXATIVE y BROMO Quinine TAbets. II stops
the Cough and Headache and works Oh the Cold.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17

DIR. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver.
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet
for q laxative, three for a cathartic. Ad.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17

Ten smiles for nickel. Always buy Red
Cross Bag Blue; have beautiful, clear
white clothes. Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17

Sloth makes all things difficult, but
industry all easy.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17

1t doesn't pay to bunko woman
whose only asset Is gift of CAB.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17

Be happy. Use Red Cross Bag Blue;
much better than liquid blue: Delights
the laundress. All grocers. Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17

God helps them that helps them
selves.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17

Men are what their mothers made
them.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17

It's love that makes the postman go
around with lot Of silly letters.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17

HomicidaI Language on Rifle Range.
Oficer-"Have you anyone else to
shoot, sergeant?" Sergeant-"No, sir.
I'll shoot myself now.'-Exchange.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17

Some people are saddest when they
sing and there's reason why.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17

He that lives upon hope will die
fasting.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1918-01-17

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Washington, Jan. 9.-President Will
son yesterday, addressing Congress
delivered a restatement of war aims
in agreement with the recent ,declara-
ton by the British premier, David
Lloyd George. The President present
ed definite program for world peace
containing fourteen specific considera-
tions.
Crittenden record-press., 1918-07-11
A TWICE.10LO TALE
One Of Interest 10 Our Readers.

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-, s,on :, ma hs.;,.,"a >.
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n c,..s .,mho,man 40 so,,,
Crittenden record-press., 1918-07-11
SALEM

Mrs. Jennie Alsbrook, of Hampton,
ia guest of Cade Gray and wife this
week.
Charles Farris, OF New York, is vis-
iting his brothers, John. Jake and
Jim. Of this place.
The barbecue on the Fourth, given
By the Red Crnss Juniors, was liberal
ly patronized and made q good sum for
the work.
Prof. Earl Sullenger, recruiting oiii-
Ger Of the navy. delivered fine ad-
dress at the Baptist church Thurs
day evening. His friends hero con
gratulate him on his patriotic service
Misses Lucy Todd and Maud Bugg,
of Fredonia. are guests Of Tom George
nd.family
Misses Willie Wolford and Mildred
Mcdaniel entertained delightfully."- last
Thursday evening in honor Of Miss
Nell Underwood and Professor Ear
/ Sullenger.
Tom George is visiting his son Willie
at Camp. oglethrope, Ga.
Miss CorinneaGrave has returned
from Bowling Green. having gradual
ed from the State Normal there. Sh,
is engaged to teach the Elm Grow
school.
| Quite a number Of capitalists visi
Salem every week. The rich deposit,
of spar, lead and zinc beng discovers
and mined.bids fair to put Salem oil
the mineral map.
Mrs. Fred Foster and sons. Aubre.
and Hubert, Of San Benita. Tex. ar
visiting friends and relatives here.
Crittenden record-press., 1918-07-11
Letter From Great Lakes, iii

Great Lakes, ILL.,. June 8, 1913
Dear Editor.
am now located and have taken up
my regular course of business, which
enlisted as ships cook and will do my
bes TO give you an idea of what my
present surrounding consists Of. All
the building in this station is built OF
the finest finished brick but owing to
the large number of students here
there are many sleeping in tents.
Tuey are ted in what Is known as
large chow rooms. This building seats
three thousand boys each meal, they
serve three meals morning. noon aud
night, which makes its feeding capac'
ity twenty seven thousand each day.
One who has never had the oppor-
tuni,y OF visiting the various depart
ments of training camp has no idea
of the big job Uncle sam to feed anC
equip the many thousand men just al
the Great Lakes Naval Training Sta
tion which is just mere trifle IN com
parison with all men in service.
All cooks are supposed to entel
school eight or nine months, but al
luck would nave it they tried me out II
small gallie and made good ant
now / have got charge Of plac'
which feeds four hundred and ffl.
each meal. Any one who enters thi