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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-11-15

South Dakota, he said-oh, papa,
hate to tell you what offel ting dat
he said-but | can't help it.-he
said: ITO hell nit der kaiser"
Did you ever here anything so offel?
| didn't tink anybody would say
such an offel ting. 1t made me SO
mad! | wouldn't stay and here such
talk SO | turned around and run
nit der odder boys. Vas ! right!
Vat? And oh. papa, you know
dem breastplates vot you sent us
can you send some vot you put on
our backs? You know We are 60
ing der odder way now and der
breastplates are no good, for der
cowardly Americans are shooting
us right in der backs. Some of
der boys put der breastplates on
behindt but der fool Americans are
playing the "Star Spangled Ban
ner" nit machine guns on dem
breastplates.
Can you help US? You remem-
in your speech dat you said dot
noting could effer stand before der
brave German soldiers, and oh, pa
pa, / don't believe dat der fool
Americans efer read your speech
for dey n after us like We vas a
lot Of rabbits. Vot you tink Of dat?
Can't you send dem a lot of your
speeches right away? Dey don't
know how terrible We is. Can't
you move my army back in
Belgium yer We don all my glory?
My men a vip all the vimmens
and childrens dat dem Belgiums
can bring up. But dem Americans
are so rough and so ignorant dat We
can't make dem underverstood dat
We are de greatest soldiers on der
earth and when We try to sing
"Deutchland Eber Allies deg laff
like a lot of monkeys. But We are
getting de best Of der Americans
We can outrun dem. Papa, if We
are not the best fighters on der
earth. We are the best runners. No
body can keep up nit US when We
tink Of the dear old Rhine and my
army neffer did tink so much of
dat dear old river. Let me know
vat you can do right away by re-
turn postoffice.
am as effer,
CROWN PRINCE WILLIE.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-11-15
Ter Hindenburg line and der dear

der Hindenburg line and der dear
Rhine. Would advise you to hurry
back to der Rhine as soon as pos
sible, as dose rough Americans seem
to be after der whole bacon as we'll
as der Rhine. ] do not blame you
in der least for not wanting to
associate NIT dose Americans.
| understood dey are now calling
you the Clown Prince. Such
%rudeness -vat? Why should dey
call you such a names9 Keep a.
way from dem as far as possible.
Dey tell me dose Americans are
insisting dey are coming to Ber-
lin to pay der respects to me.
If you get close enough to one of
dem just tell him if dey eg
er comes when an American tsef
to der palace dere will be noee-
of de Clown Heads on der recent
ton committee. It may be dop-
Americans mean US harm. Vas
if dey should get to Berlin before
we know it? But if der worse
comes to der worser mein dear
son, you should remember you
should stand between your LOFT
ing fadder and danger. Vat
would der dear German people
people do it der devine ruler
should be killed.
Und don't you let dose rough
Americans fool you about dat
song dey sing-vat you call II
won't be back till it's over, over
dere.' No stree. what dose de-
civers means is dat dey won't
60 back till it's over over here.
Anyhow dat is just der way dey
act. | am getting suspicious a.
bout der actions. Val?
Und anoder ting, mein dear
SOP, dose Americans dey are SO
deceiving-you can't believe a
ting dey say to you. Before dey
got into dis war dey wanted
peace. OF course dey did not
say what kind of peace dey want.
ed, but | belief what dey really
want is a peace of Germany.
But be dat as it may; Why did
dey get into dis war? Certain
ly We did not van 'em. All We
did was to sink der Loosetanis-
and vas it our fault dat a tousand
or two peoples und der childrens
got drownt. Why didn't dey
swim to Ger shore wild der ba-
bies? Und when re bowed up
der ships NIT food und odder
tings on 'em it vas not because
We did not lof der Americans-ve
had to have something to do; feed
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-11-15

The non-partisan league made as
poor a showing in the state as it did
in Grant county. was unable to touch
legislative control, and we under
stand carried but few il any Of the
counties in the state. Many of those
who voted for this socialist propagan-
da will later have their eyes opened
to what they we're inviting upon the
state of South Dakota, and will be
heartily glad that the loyal and level
headed people of the state saved them
from what they tried to bring upon
themselves and the good state o.
South Dakota.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-11-15
On the Run .Oyer There"

The following is an extract taken
from the article 1.-The Kaiser as
knew him for Fourteen Months
written by old DR.. Davi1s, c. D.,
who was the kaiser's private corn
and bunion specialist. The letter
was written by the crown prince to
his father and goes to show the
the idea the Germans have Of the
American soldiers:
On The Run, Somewhere in France
September morn. 1918.
Dear papa (Wilhelm): ! am writ
ing as the soldiers under my COM
mand have not seen the Rhine for
90 long that they started back that
way, and Of course | am going NIT
dem. Oh, papa, dere has been offel
dings happening here in France.
First, | started in my big often
sive which was to crush der fool
Americans but dey know SO little a.
bout military tactics dat dey will
not be crushed like | want 'em. |
zen my men into de fight in big
waves and when dey got to der
Americans, dey all say Boo as
loud as dey could holler. Veil,
according to what you have always
told me. der fool Americans should
have tnrned and run like blazes,
but vat you tink? Dem fool Am
orleans don't know anything about
war, dem fools, dey are so ignor-
ant. But dey come right towards
US and some Of dem was singing
something about I've won't come
back till it's over, over there or
some odder foolish song, and
some Of dem was laffing like fools.
DEFY are so ignorant. But dey are
offel reckless NIT dele guns. and
ven dey come towards US it was den
dat my men took . notion dat dey
wanted to see the dear old Rhine.
We don't like de dirty little old
river. Marne anyhow. and Oh. papa.
Americans use such offel Ian
guage. DEFY know holdings Of
kultur. and dey cay such offel tings
right before IN, and dey talk bias
too. Vat You tink dey said
right In front Of my face: One
biz husky from . place dot dey call
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-11-15
Notice to Creditors.

state OF South Dakota, County OF Grantees.
In County Court.
ceased. =
Notice 10 hereby given by the nnde reign ed ad-
mlnie!fator or the estate OF Eta B. Dore, de-
Ceased TO the creditors Of, and all persons hav.
ing elaine against the said deceased. to exhibit
tnem with the necessary vouchers. within four
70 the said administration At his office on Main
elreet. q Milb.nk, Grant county, South Dakota.
OF ME the came with the county judge OF the
1918. ~. D~o''. "e'ooef %
EDW. p. DORE.
Administrator Of the Eeiate OF
Eta b. Dore. Deceased
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-11-15

THE local board received word
to cancel all outstanding draft
calls, and this indicates that
there will be no furthur increase
Of the military forces Of the
country, and it is stated that
those in the cantonments who
have not completed their train.
ing will be returned home as
soon as possible.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-11-15

As will be seen by the publish.
ed notice to the lumber dealers
the authorities are already com.
mencing to remove the restric'
tions from business that have
been imposed because Of war
conditions, and the country will
gradually get settled back to
normal conditions.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-11-15
Nov Is
Dects
Notice to Creditors.

state Of South Dskotal
ise. In County Cont
n, the Matter OF the Estate Of Aueustus B.
Smedley, Deceased.
Notice 10 hereby given by the undersigned.
edmlnietfatrlx Of the estate OF Auguetus b. Smed
Icy. deceased. to the creditors OF. and eli pereone
having elaine againet the said deceased, to ex.
nlnit them. with the necessary vouchers. within
Tour months after the first publication Of thie
notice, to the said administrator at her resi-
dences at Milbank, In the County of Grant.
South Dakota.
Dated vt Mtlbank, South Dakota, November
IL, 1918.
Ruby Mae Smedley,
Administrative Of the estate OF
Augustus b. Smedley. Deceased.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-11-15

The Sonth Dakota Education
al Association, which should
have held it's meeting this year
at Mitchell, Nov. 26-27; has
postponed it's meeting for one
year, on account of the loss OF
time the teachers of the state
have had by the influenza quar-.
antine.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-11-15

THE appeal of President Wilson to
partisanship and for the cleo ton OF
democratic congressman had the op-
posite effect from what was intended,
and the voters OF the country answer
ed the presidents partisanship by
placing the control OF both houses OF
congress- in the hands Of the republi-
cans. This will prove 9 good thing.
resulting in . thorough scrutiny Of
the great expenditures for the war,
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-11-15
Oct.2
Notice for Bids.

Thirty daye notice for sealed nronosa,s -.
oulldlnR and fnrniehing school honee IN accord.
ance with plans snd eDeciicatione fnrniened by
sne ocnool Board, which reserves the right to
70 DC iet according 10 South Dakota school Laws.
peing frame school house 24x32 IL II. pos,s
oullaer 10 furnish required bond to the nnder-
Three. ->uMoeI
"a, 1918. oeioio NV
Dated At Milbank, s. D., OCT. cath. ,sls.
Albert Itadtke. Cha rman
A. Taeeler, Clerk
D = ~ 60. Runge, Treasurer
-. AuuIess: Twin Brooke, S. D.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-11-15

IT took just nineteen months
to do the job, but it was we'll
done OF course there is a lot of
cleaning up yet coming, but
the big task has been accomp.
lished.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-11-15

and in reconstruction under the new
conditions will save the country from
the one mar theory Of government,
and the congressional bodies will
have their proper influence on the
new legislation.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-11-15
STUDY
BUSINESS METHODS.

In these days of large business
affairs in agricultural lines as we'll
as banking and mercantile lines,
every young man and young woman
needs . business training. Enroll
1t tho Aberdeen Business College
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-11-15
Kaiser Answers Crown Prince

Damrotten Palace, Oct. g. 1918
/ hardly know we're to address
you dis ledder. as your last was dat
ed on der run. However l am sur
It will catch you somevere betwee
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-11-15
A Specialist, not in name only,
but by experience of almost
a quarter Of a century.
Does not use the knife
Will give Free consultation on
tuesday, November Z6
Hubert Hotel From 10 in
the morning until 5 in
the afternoon.
One Day Only

They come for miles to see him.
DR.. Doran is a regular gradu.
ate in medicine and surgery and
has a special license and author.
ity granted by the State Medical
Board of South Dakota to visit
professionally the more import
ant towns and cities, and offers
to all who call on this trip con-
~sultation and examination free,
except the expense of treatment
when desired.
According to his method of
treatment he does not operate
for chronic appendicitis, gall
stones, ulcers of stomach, ton
sils or adenoids.
He has to his credit many won
defful results in diseases of the
stomach, liver, bowels, blood,
skin, nerves, heart. kidney, blad.
der, bedwetting, catarrh, weak
lungs, rheumatism. sciatica, leg
| ulcers and rectal ailments.
If you have been ailing for any
length of time and do not get
any better, do not fail to call, as
improper measures rather than
disease are very often the cause
of your long standing trouble.
Remember above date, that
examination on this trip will be
free and that his treatment is
different.
Married ladies must come with
their husbands, and children
with their parents.
Address: Medical laboratory
Of DR.. ]. 3, Doraa. 805-806 Bos-
tn Block, uiunoopolia. MINI.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1918-06-20
To All Those Who Wish
to Make and Save Money

Of course you are trying to make money; trying
to succeed; trying to become independent At least
believe that most of You would like to have annual
income independent of your daily labor You would like to
hand wife check for hundred dollars occasionally
without missing it terribly You would like be able to
automobiles and pay the running expenses without crppn
your financial condition You would like have the kind of
home that good for people to live in and you would like
have things this home to make life pleasant for all of
your family
You know that this condition true of great many people,
and that many people have income Independent
labor their business which enables them to do all of these
things How do you suppose that the most of them have
arrived at this independence? believe that you will undoubt
edy that by the method of good investments
order to make these investments it necessary
them to their foresight and to bring their wpower into
play, and exercise certain amount of
Tom Mason wrote remarkable little article in New
York which he made the point
clear that human beings ESQ many of them) just will
face things They will duck" and dodge and squirm away
from important situation rather than step right up and meet
it. Of later they have to price for
their "ducking,' and lodging, and squirming
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1918-06-20

In matters of making, this is everlastingy true
Look at the past forty know that apparently have
good habits and would to have the average intelligence
and who have always had the ability fair living but
nothing more and perhaps if the truth known they
haven't got dime to their that really their But
they won't face ng-they won't face the fact that they
sliding into old without having made ample provision for
the future They have not tried perhaps of the Oppor
tunies that have before their attention
This willingness to face things, investigate to find out
just what opportunities be offered pretty be-
ing what makes continuously successful is certainly
what makes wise in questions pertaining to money
making There nothing but trouble in store for the
who insists laundering ahead with his eyes shut
You want good investment know that, because you
want to make You want investment that will
nue to perhaps by leaps and bounds, until in few
will have income sufficient to pay all of your bills
and give to do other things WITH and
other investments that income shall continue grow
Therefore instead of duckng this particular ISSUE sup
consider what have to tell you about the
Co., and if convinced beyond any reasonable doubt
that opportunity for just that kind of investment
THEN THIS is YOUR OPPORTUNITY
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1918-06-20
How a 500 Investment Grew

500 Invested in Hupp Motor Car Co.
100 Invested in Saxon Motor Car Co.
100 Invested in Chalmers Motor Co.
100 Invested in Grant Motor Car Co.
100 Invested in REQ Motor Car Co.
100 Invested in Ford Motor Car Go.
100 Invested in General Motor Co.
100 Invested in Paige-Detroit Go.
100 Invested in WHY'S Overland Go.
100 Invested in Chandler Motor Co.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1918-03-28
Concrete Has Many Uses.

Concrete, because Of its great resist
ance to fire and to the shock Of explo-
sions, is adaptable to wide variety
of uses, according to the United States
geological survey, department of the
interior. 1t is cheap, easily and quick
ly handled, sanitary and durable, and
its characteristics render it of great
military Importance. Among the mill
itary uses to which concrete is put are
the construction of armories, barracks,
roads, bridges, coast and interior for
tiflcations, gun emplacements, trench
Innings. bomb-proof shelters, maya
zines for explosives, tunnels, retaining
walls, sea walls, wharves, dry docks,
water reservoirs, aqueducts, sewers,
sewage treatment works, incinerators
stables, floors, roofs, munition factory
buildings, warehouses. fuel oil tanks
barges and even in the interior of bat
tleships.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1918-03-28
MARSHALL LAKE MINES.
One Gold Mill Making Money and Out
look for District Good.

d. LIE Roy. prominent mining man
of the Marshall Lake section of Idaho,
was a visitor in the city yesterday,
just having returned from two
months visit to points along the
Oregon coast, says the Lewiston Tri-
bune.
Mr.. lie Roy and his associates own
two groups of seven claims each in
the Marshall Lake section, the Kim
berly. averaging $63 to the ton in gold,
and the Jewel claim, with an average
production in gold Of ISL, lead, zinc
and silver running low.
The first claim located in the Mar
shall Lake district was by Mr.. LIE Roy,
this taking place in the fall of 1899.
A mill, the first one ever erected in
the district for purely commercial pur
poses, is now being operated on the
Sherman property now owned by Lief
T. Holt, a Norwegian. who operated
successfully in Alaskan fields for
many years, and the shipments of gold
bullion run into thousands of dollars
monthly.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1918-03-28
SILVER SHORTAGE.
Heavy Demands in the Chronological
Price One Dollar.
Denver Mining Record.)


Denver Mining Record)
There appears to be growing
shortage of silver to meet world de-
mands. This is not to be wondered
at, considering the large amount OF
the metal that has been and is being
absorbed by various governments.
Great Britain and China alone are
taking out of the United States 2.0O0,-
900 ounces weekly and In 1917 the ex-
port drain upon this country's silver
supplies was important. In that year,
China took s12,1O6.6oO, which was
double the amount In 1916. Hong
Kong bought $S,6l2,757, contrasted
with $3.197,34l in the preceding year
and purchases by British India in
creased from s2,3S4.467 to $24,392, 402
The United States had to replace the
silver exported by increasing its i'm
ports of the metal, particularly from
Mexico, from which country $32,000,00C
Of bullion was received.
Silver Is logically worth 81 an ounce
under present day conditions, and I'M
doubtedly will reach that figure, de-
spite the efforts Of British interests to
keep 1t at lower price.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1918-03-28
SAlTlNG AN OIL WELL.
How Scheme Was Successfully Work
in Far Away Patagonia.


Engineering and Mining Journal)
Chile recently passed through col
ossal petroleum swindle based on al
legged petroleum discoveries in the
southern or Magellan territories Of
that republic. About two years ago
the Compania Petroleo de Patagonia
Consolidate was organized in Santi-
ago with share capital of 10000, 900
each. and has had experts" engaged
In boring for oil at Lena Dura about
four kilometers from Punta Arenas
in the Strait of Magellan. On Novem-
Der great excitement was created on
the Bolsas of Valparaiso and Of Sam
tiago. A series Of kilograms from
the workings. following each other in
quick succession, gave notice in the
names Of one Sinclair, the expert" in
charge Of the boring operations and
Burr, the local manager, at Punta
Arenas that oil-lmpregnated sands
were being perforated and that short
ly afterward the pool had been tapped.
the boring having reached a depth of
2010 feet. Oil was surging upward,
fling the well and preventing further
progress; and this we'll was reported
capable of producing at least 5000
barrels daily, or words to that effect
1T now develops that A boxes of
crude petroleum were shipped from
Valparaiso" says the South Pacific
Mail. and this is alleged to have been
injected into the pipes of pump,
working in one of the drill holes, to
convince investigators that oil was ac-
tually being pumped" During the
last two years the share barometer
had been fluctuating between so CEN
tavos and 10 pesos and upward, ac-
cording to the strength of the odor
or mineral oils existing in the imag-
nation of the parties principally in !
terested. With the receipt of the tel
egrams, "Pategonians began soaring
upward and changing hands with I'M
precedented rapidity. From IN to IA
pesos was a journey Of a few hours
only. a million or so of shares being
handled in a few days. At last the
bubble burst. The facts began to
filter through the maze of exaggerated
reports and the two experts" in
charge of the drilling bolted into Ar
gentina. They were arrested in Rio
Gallegos and handed over to the Chill |
can authorities, charged with putting
petroleum into the we'll instead of
taking 1t out" Some of the Chilean
officers Of the company at Santiago
and Punta Arenas have also been ar
rested.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1918-03-28

The probable Importance Of this new
mining industry of Idaho will be ap-
preciated from the following figures:
For domestic and fixed industrial uses
alone in that part of southern Idaho,
served by the Oregon Short Line there
were consumed in 1917 $4,000 tons of
coal which, assuming for convenience
had an average selling value of So per
ton, means that this part of the state
paid a cash tribute during the year to
Utah and Wyoming mines of $3,624,-
900 and the locomotive use of coal by
the Short Line system within southern
Idaho will far exceed the above men,
| toned amount. This railway demand
should all have been supplied from the
millions of idel hydro electric horse
power annually running to the sea
| through our mountain streams, a glar-
| ing, mutterng monument of national
natural state right and asset that Mr..
! Pinchot and his eastern cohorts must
be proud of and to whose arrogant in
reference the sufferings of industry
and of the common people of the east
are indirectly chargeable in their
present coal shortage troubles.
Conservation FaIlacies.
Eastern people are getting a taste of
the effect of the tight conservation Of
natural resources on the bigoted Pin
chot plan, which imputed a superior
| ity of property sovereignty over the
sovereign right of control and excise
power of the national government it
self, by denying the same right of
| eminent domain to private capital in
water power development during the
past 10 years that was literally ac-
corded to railway construction.
Recent press estimates of the en-
barge on the industrial use of coal in
the east for five days is said to have
cost the people of this country, rich
and poor alike, a billion dollars in
wages and industrial losses, an amount
OF capital that would easily have i'm
proved and made available every feas-
ible power site in the eastern states
and have saved the present distressing
situation and suffering brought about
on the people by the present coal
shortage. The present socialstic ten
dency of the times seems to be run
ming decidedly strong to government
ownership of everything in the form of