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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
Different Species.

Our little three-year-old spends his
mornings out Of doors always, even
though he has no playmates near and
has to play alone. He calls to us once
In awhile, and the other day Informed
our maid he was fixing nuts for the
squirrel. To tease him and also to
help him differentiate, she asked him
why he didn't give the squirrel spin
ach or beans, for instance. "Oh, no"
was the instant protest. che isn't an
inside bird, Laura" -Chicago Tribune.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31

II. L. Kramer, the man who origin
ated Cascarets, has discovered sure,
safe, quick-acting relief for bad stom-
achs. He named it EATONIC for your
stomach's sake.
You can eat anything you like now
and digest it in comfort, for stomach
ease is positively assured if you eat
an EATONIC tablet regularly after
each meal.
EATONIC acts directly with the
food the moment it enters the stom-
ach. 1t Immediately checks any ten
dency toward too much acid and en-
ables the food to pass from the stom-
ach into the bowel in sweetened con-
dition, and thus prevents the forma-
ton Of sour distressing gases that up
set digestion and cause bloated, dull,
lumpy feeling that makes your
FOOD REPEAT. -
EATONIC enables you to eat your
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31

MANY lllluSS lhaI
heretofore were
treated very flip
PANTY. There has
been O certain
dilettantisn in al
most every sphere
Of human activ-
ity, but now man
Is driven by the
very necessity Of
his being and sur
roundings, to eco
nomy, thoughtful
ness and to deep
study.
May it not be
that in religion
there has been
q like dilettant-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
Probably keenly Sharpened.

In olden times 1t was customary for
an officer to go around the towns and
villages to see that the inhabitants had
no weapons Of war. One one Of these
tours an officer called at the house of
a worthy Scotch couple and put the
question to the old man:
ANY weapons Of war in this house?'
After scratching his head Sandy look
ed at his better half and said:
"'Deed, aye; pit DOT your tongue,
guidwife !"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
State Of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas

State Of Ohio. City of Toledo. Lucas
County-ss.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is
senior partner of the firm Of F. ]. Cheney
& Co., doing business in the City Of To-
ledo, County and State aforesaid, and that
said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUN
DRED DOLLARS for any case Of Catarrh
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In
my presence, this 9Th day Of December,
(seaD A. w. Gleason, Notary Public.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is TAX
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces Of the System
Druggists, 75c. Testimonials free.
r. J. Cheney & Co. Toledo. Ohio.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
Betty's Conclusions.

Little Betty, just initiated In the
first teachings of Sunday school, has
displayed especial interest in future
life.
Mother, will I go to heaven when
die?"
Eyes, If you are good"
"Will my dog go, too?"
"No, because dogs have no SOULS y
A pause, then, eagerly: "Well, will
our COW go?"
"No. Animals have no souls"
ooh, then, We'll have to go to hell
for our milk" -Harper's Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
All the Exercise Needed.

The cobbler's shop in a small Eng
lish village was the gathering place of
several old men who were listening to
the conversation of Il young football
player. When the athlete asked one
of the old men if he had ever played
football the veteran replied:
Nay, lad. I've never played at none
of them athletic games 'cept domi-
noeS."-EXchangc
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
Troubles Redinnlnd.

Let US not try to manage our little
troubles by ourselves, lest greater
ones spring out of them. Little trou-
bies are like little seed, they are small
enough In themselves, but they are
capable of producing great and I'm
portant results. The oak is the pro-
duce Of the acorn, the tangled brier
comes from seed on which no thorn
Is to be seen; the Christian, who will
manage his little troubles by himself,
will soon find that he must manage
much greater ones than he bargained
for at first.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
For House Plants.

A splendid fertilizer for all pot
plants and evergreens may be made in
this way: Dissolve one can of I've
in two gallons of water; put in enough
bones to make thick, crusty mass. A
few spoonfuls of this in your watering,
pot once week will give wonderful
result.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
Don't Be Afraid i
Of Your Meals
Take "Eatonic" and Laugh At
Stomach Troubles

fill and laugh at indigestion, dyspep-
STA, heartburn, "sour stomach" and all
the other bugaboos. Of ''the-man-afraid-
of-his-stomach."
Kramer says: "EATONIC should DE
in every home ready for use after ev-
cry meal. An EATONIC tablet will
aid you naturally to easily digest
and assimilate- food can be thor
oughly enjoyed without the slightest
danger of misery from acid stomach.
I strongly advise every one to take EA-
TONIC after meals. To correct bad
stomachs and keep them in perfect
condition, it is a most wonderful dis
covery." q
If EATONIC fails to give you
prompt stomach relief, your money
will be refunded; SOC buys large box
at any drug store. Or write to Eatoni0
Remedy Co., 1918 S. Wabash Ave-, Chi
cago, U. s. A.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31

Amateur Palmist-The lines on your
hands indicate your future clearly.
You will marry a second time" Dis
believing Friend-'"That proves palm
istry to be a fraud. If 1 ever marry
again it will be the fourth time"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31

Beulah-Weren't you in the conSer'
vatOry with Fred last night?
Believes, l was.
at was dark, wasn't it?"
Eyes, pitch dark"
did he say anything?"
"Of course"
"What?"
"Oh, l couldn't hear what he said"
"How do you know he said any
thing?"
Because l felt his lips move"
GLOW do you know his lips moved"
Nov, that's just like youl You al.
ways want to find out everything!"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
BeIIiuerent PacifiSm.

Are your constituents in favor OF
WARP"
No" replied Senator Sorghum. AN
they think it's tic business of this
country TO take up arms and eliminate
any nation that insists on having war"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
You May Try Cuticura Free

Send today for free samples Of Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment and learn
how quickly they relieve itching, skin
and scalp troubles. For free samples,
address, "Cuticura, Dept. X, Boston"
At druggists and by mail. Soap 25,
Ointment 25 and 5O.-Ady.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
a Sure Case,

Mrs. A.-Can your husband claim
exemption?
Mrs. B.-Well, l don't see how he
can be strong enough to fight abroad
when ne is too weak at home to take
I'D a carpet.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
EARMERs ARE WORKING HARDER

And using their feet more than ever before.
For ell these workers the frequent use Of
Aliens Foot Ease, the antiseptic powder to
be shaken into the shoes and sprinkled in the
foot-bath, increases their efficiency and in
sures needed physical comfort. 1t takes the
Friction from the Shoe, freshens the feet,
and prevents tired, aching and blistered feet.
Women everywhere are constant users Of
Aliens Foot=Ease. Don't get foot sore, get
Aliens Foot=Ease. Sold by dealers every
where, 25c.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
Point Missed.

He-I wouldn't marry the best
woman in the world If she wanted to
vote.
She-Of course you wouldn't. The
best woman in the world wouldn't have
YOU.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
DOESN'T HURT AT ALL AND
COSTS ONLY FEW CENTS.
Magic! Just drop little Freezone
on that touchy corn, instantly it stops
aching, then you lift the corn off with
the fingers. Truly! No humbugl

Try Freezone! Your druggist sells
a tiny bottle for a few cents, sufficient
to rid your feet Of every hard corn,
soft corn, or corn between the toes,
and callouses, without one particle Of
pain, soreness or irritation. Freezone
is the discovery of a noted Cincinnati
geniuS,-Adv,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31

Next to new dress Il woman likes
nothing better than to buy new furni-
ture.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
More Grub

"What we need" declared the first
| Russian, sis a man on horseback"
YES" assented the other one, 1--WE
could use a little horse meat, that's
true"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
important to Mothers
More Practical,

Lady Visitor-Were you pinched by
poverty, my poor man?
Prisoner-No, ma'am; was pinched
by cop.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
Catty.

He-There is nothing mean in Miss
Prettyface's makeup.
She-Of course, there isn't. She
always gets the most expensive kinds.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
Another Matter.

IT would trust him with my life"
"I know, but would you lend him
fifteen dollars without security?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
Saving.

"Is your wife observing all the food
conservation rules?"
Eyes, indeed. She's even serving
salad without lettuce Leaf"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
Not on the Face of 1t.

"Are electric wires made Of we'll
tempered metal?" Hardly, since It
is so dangerous to cross them.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
Tho MarM One

"Have you good man to send on
this STRENGTHENING story?'
Certainly. I'll send one of our
scrub reporters"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31

Dr. Peery's Dead Shot, IL not 'To-
zenge" or SYRUP" but real oId-faehioned
dose of medicine which cleans out Worms
or Tapeworm with single Dose Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
Sound
Doctrine
BY REV. ]. H. RALSTON, D. D.
Secretary OF Correspondence Department.
Moody Bible Institute. Chicago

TEXT-But speak thou the things which
become sound doctrine.-Titus FL
One Of the bi-products Of the world
war is the seriousness with respect to
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31

and had several at
tacks Of nervous
prostration until it
seemed as if the
organs in my whole
body W ere worn
out. ] was finally
persuaded to try
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound and it made
g well woman Of
me. I can now do
oil INV holIQaw0rk
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31

We stamp our own values upon our
selves and cannot expect to pass for
more.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
The Remedy,

"My daughter thinks of nothing in
the world but dressing up"
"Then why not give her a dressing
DOWN."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31

If man would live In absolute
peace he should be blind, deaf and
dumb
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31

Save your money and thrive, or pay
the price in poverty and disgrace
Andrew Jackson.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31

Granulated Eyelds. Stiles. Inflamed Eyes
relieved night by Roman Eye Balsam
One trial proves its merit. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31

Save, young man, and become re-
spectacle and respected.-Franklin.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31

Patience enables a man to walk, but
it's usually a long walk.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
Cause of 1t.

"What croaker that officer is"
ST guess 1t comes from the frogs on
his uniform"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31

The allies need America and Amer
lea needs you.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
The Anxious Pilot.

Noah sighted Arrarat.
II hope to goodness that is the peak
of production" he cried.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31

No, George, divorce isn't the funny
part of married life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31
NERVOUS
=. PROSTRATION
May be Overcome by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound This
Letter Proves It.

West Philadelphia, Pa.-"During the
thirty years I have been married, ! have
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31

To keep clean and healthy take DR..
Pierce'S Pleasant Pellets. They regu-
late liver. bowels and stomach.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1918-05-31

Old People Who Are Feeble and
Children Who Are Pale and Weak
Would be greatly benefited by the General Strength.
s9ing Tonic Effect Of GRovBS TAsThk LESS chill
builds up the whole system. A General Strength
ening Tonic for Adults and Children. 60c.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1918-09-18

the veins OF the boys who served un-
der the Stars and Stripes. In addi-
tion there are machine guns of all
the armies. 1t will please every 10y
al American heart to look at the Ger
man machine guns for those on exhi-
hibition are torn by shot and shell,
great holes being ripped through the
water coolers and pieces of steel chip
ped out in numerous places. These
guns again will be used against
American boys.
The exhibit includes a diversified
collection of hand grenades, trench
bombs, close up fighting weapons
such as bayonets and trench daggers,
steel breast plates, steel helmets of
all the armies, known to the boys as
"tin hats" thousands of wonderful
photographs, and so many other OBJ
jects of interest that those who come
to see find fault only with the fact
that the train can stop but a few
hours in each city.
III NlHtH uiSlTlcl Executive cOm-
mittee wants each city on the itine-
rary of the two trains to know that
in every instance where the city visit
ed desires to hold a patriotic meeting
as a sort of overflow demonstration
that each train is supplied with suf-
ficient speakers and sufficient music
makers to aid in any such patriotic
gathering. No particular p~rearrange-
ments with those on the trains are
necessary. All the local committees
need to do is to find the man in
charge of the train Immediately upon
its arrival and notify him that music
and speakers are wanted in the town
hall or wherever the meeting is be-
ing held.
Charles f. Stuart,
Director of Publicity. Fourth Liberty
Loan.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1918-09-18
3oJS and Cats Are Wanted
In Experimental Work by
The U. S. Dept. of Mines

The United States government wants
dogs and eats. The feline and canine
creatures have come into their own,
observes a Baltimore correspondent.
They are being taken in large num-
bers all over the country. Just what
use Is being made of them Is not
known, though some of the eats are
being used for experimental work in
he's government laboratories.
The municipal dog shelter in Balti-
more Is furnishing. on an average. rs
dogs a week, and an effort Is being
made to secur as many cats.
All dogs at the dog shelter on Co
vington street We're requisitioned by
the bureau of mines at Washington
six weeks ago when 112 dogs were ta-
ken. Since then all that have been
collected in the city have been turned
over to the government agents.
The bureau OF mines In asking for
them asserted that they would pay
all expenses of shipping. which great.
ly lessons the burden here as the dogs
do not have to be killed as heretofore
Licensed dogs which are picked up
are held for Is days before being sent
away, but strays are shipped as soon
as received. Sick or MANNED animals
are not wanted and they are killed.
Before the government asked for
these animals, only dogs were taken
by the dogs catchers" throughout Bal
timore. Now, however. the felines are
more desired by the government than
are the dogs. Kittens are not desired
but especially are the nice fat tabbies
wanted So IL any housewife desires
to be really patriotic all she has to do
Is to put kitty in a sack and call the
"dog catcher"
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1918-09-18
SIDEWALK RESOLUTION NO. a.

SIDEWALK RESOLUTION NO. Al.
Resolution for sidewalk along the
West side of Block l of Dingman's ad-
dition n part of Block l of Ding
mans Second addition to Madison,
S. ID.
Be it resolved by the city commits
sioners of the city of Madison, South
Dakota, that it is necessary to build
and construct a sidewalk along the
east side of Egan avenue on the west
side of Lots Z, s and 8, all in Block
! of Dingman's addition o Madison;
also On the west side of Lots l and 2
of Block / of Dingman's Second ad-
dition to Madison, and that the own
ers and occupants of said lots are
hereby notified to build and construct
such sidewalks in front of and abut-
ting on said lots in the manner and
as provided by the ordinances of said
city on or before the 30th day of Sep
TENDER, 1918, at their own cost and
expense, and that if the same are not
built and constructed on or before
this said date, the same will be con-
structed by the city and the cost
thereof levied upon the abutting
property as provided by law.
Adopted September 16, 1918.
Jas. Robertson,
Attest: Mayor.
VIM. Rae, City Auditor.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1918-09-18
DON'T DELAY
Some Madison People Have Learned
That Neglect Is Dangerous.

The slightest symptom of kidney
trouble is far too serious to be over
looked. It's the small, neglected
troubles that so often lead to serious
kidney ailments. That pain in the
small of your back; that urinary
irregularity; those headaches and
dizzy spells; that weak, weary, worn
out feeling, may be natures warning
of kidney weakness. Why risk your
life by neglecting these symptoms?
Reach the of the trouble while
there yet is time-begin treating
your kidneys at once with a tried and
proven kidney remedy. No need TO
experiment - Doan's Kidney Pills
have been successfully used in thou
sands of cases of kidney trouble for
Over 30 years. Doan's Kidney Pills
are used and recommended through
out the civilized world. Endorsed at
home. Read Madison testimony:
Mrs. J. p. Newman, 126 Seventh
street NV, says: "Doan's Kidney
Pills have been used in my family
for years. | have taken them when
my kidneys have been out of order
and always with good results"
Price, 60 cents, at all dealers.
Don't simply ask for a kidney rem
edy-get Doan's Kidney Pills-the
same that Mrs. Newman had. Foster
Milburn Co., Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1918-09-18
STATE NEWS.

Washington, ID. C.-Julian w.
Blount, of Huron, s. d., secretary
to Senator Ed Johnson, was today
granted n commission as captain in
the army. He will be on duty here
for a time and then expects to go TO
France.
Alexandria - Leonard Hilligoss,
son Of Mr.. and Mrs. O. Il. Hilligoss,
and who enlisted In the old Company
II Of the Mitchell national guard for
service on the border and later for
service overseas, has been awarded
the legion of honor by the French
government for CALAMITY rescuing a
wounded comrade while under fire
OF the German guns.
Carthags-Rev. Mr.. Debord, pas
tor of one OF the local churches, vol
unteered for the work of painting the
schoolhouse, and as a result had a
narrow escape from being shot and
wounded or killed. Some boys came
along while he was painting inside
the building and talked of using the
open door of the schoolhouse as a
target for their shotguns. The clergy
man heard their conversation and
Jumped just as they fired through
the door. He jumped just in time to
escape receiving the full charge. AS
II was he was struck in the hand by
enc of the pellets OF lead.
Pierre-The fees received by the
secretary OF state for the past bien-
MUM. amounting to s59,427, exceed
ed those of the former biennial period
by more than $21. For the pc
Rod noted, ending June 80, 1918, of
the total above mentioned $53,06S
was from miscellaneous fees, while
$3.50 was from filing articles of In
corporation. The 64S corporations
thus filed represented a capital stock
Of $251.3SS,53O. During that two
year period South Dakota chartered
20 new banks, having a total capital
stock Of s55o.000.
Sioux Falls-There will be no
drives In Sioux Falls and Minnehaha
county for the various war funds.
That was made evident when the
county commissioners, in making the
levy for the year 1918, had included
an appropriation OF 100000 for the
various wal funds. This is In com-
pliance with a joint request made by
members of the Commercial club,
Rotary club and practically every or
ganixation which has the welfare of
the city In view. They contended
that an appropriation by the county
sould make the burden fall proper
tionately and would do away with So
liciting. Now, instead of there being
several drives, as In the past, the
fund will be appropriated from the
county treasury and divided among
the various war relief organizations.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1918-09-18

with Local Applications. as they cannot
reach the seat OF the disease. Catarrh
Is a blood or constitutional disease, and
in order to cure IT you must take in
ternal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure f.
taken internally, and acts directly upon
the blood n mucuou surface. Halls
Catarrh Cure IS not q quack medicine
IT was prescribed by one of the best
physicians in this country for years and
I'd of the best tonics known, combined
with the best blood purifiers, acting di-
feet combination of the two ingredients
L. what produces such wonderful re.
suits In curing catarrh. Send for testi.
monials, free. f. j. Cheney q Co.
price. Use. Take Halls Family pills for
constipation.-Adv.