Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1918-06-09

| Dear Folks: Lon says IL it's true
that punctuality is tn soul O. BUSH
ness, then tn liz old means O. liveli-
hood that keeps him in tn procession
must be entirely devoid of any of tn
animatin' an essential part. for no
matter how hard he tries it's simply
| impossible for him to get all of his
| mail answered for a week or ten
days after it's blew in. TIL ill rascal
set up until tn wee sma' hours this
mornin' tryin' to tidy his desk, but
nearin' TIL end twas quite evident he
was shown signs O. distress an just
to help him out l agreed to flash
bit of his correspondence on TIL
screen, so tn followin' is for them
who it might concern:
Dear Lon: I'm a young girl, bru-
nette. with big brown eyes an can
run automobile. / now wait at
nights in a dairy lunch. but am nearly
crazy to become a camoufieur, as l
tremble with tn artistic temperament.
What would you suggest?
HATTIE HEMINGWAY.
Answer-You have tn big idea. to
know what to do-wait. 1 would sug-
gest, though, that you tremble bit
longer. an in TIL meantime keep your
eyes open for one o them decoy JOBS
on sightseein' bus. They offer splen-
did opportunities to practice camou-
you've got swell chance to live
while you're learnin' tn art.
Pal Lon: I've kept steady company
,;xl, fni M fNy Onto
six months, never failin' to take her
to tn movies at least twice each week,
an out drivin' in my f1ivver every
Sunday durin' that period. Last night
/ popped tn vital question right out
loud. an was nearly knocked stiff
when she told me that hern had only
been platonic friendship, an between
her an me, she was a out an out be-
lever in tn love of tn. soul These
are new tires on tn market so far
as I'm concerned so write to ask what
wv ERNEST EARNsHAW.
Answer-Ernest: You made a mess
O. your letter in tn beginnin' by refer
rim to what you done for tn fluff"
That's cheap stuff But from tn high
cost of everything today I'd say twas
ruther lucky for you that she give
you tn go-by. Platonic friendship
amt no insult. 1t simply means that
you're cute III party. but that you ,
love O. tn soul amt extry excitin. 1t
saves you a mess O. trouble these hot
nights worryin' about some other
rooster who might be snoopin. around.
Cheer up. comrade, you're on mighty
safe goin'!
Dear Mr.. Lon: I'm only woman.
twenty-one an fair. but, havin' noted
with great pride tn way other mem
l. h~V1 n
good in most every line o endeavor:
which until tn present upheaval had
been handled entirely by tn stronger
portion of tn human species, have
fully decided to enter tn automobile
industry. I have saved $500. an write
to ask II you think 1T wise just to
take on a passenger car agency, or go
at it on big scale an handle line
O. trucks. too? I can drive a car an
reset tire all by myself. Please an
swer. GLORIA GLENDENING.
Answer-Dear Miss Gloria: I gotta
say that I admire your spunk an
agree with you thoroughly that when
it comes right down to business tn
female O. tn species has got mess O.
them Ssettin' Bulls" beat seven differ
ent ways from tn Jack-spot. Still, on
tn other hand, If you amt got no
more'n 700 "crullers" saved up. my
homes advice would be for you to
take on some sweet girl graduate
friend O. your'n an hike Off to TIL
seashore until this heated period is
over. Many of tn hussars O. tn au-
tomobile business today are handin'
700 bucks to their charwomen each
week. Write again. 1 love tn name O.
Gloria.
| Friend Lon: I'm a tire setter in a
/ accessory shop. an while I pull down
! fairly good wages l amt at all salts
! fed with tn way tn worlds run. I
! amt no anarchist, but can easily see
| that tn rich-an'-grand get all TIL
| peaches, while toilers like me don't
| get nothin' but kernels. What
| chances do you think a guys got
| what takes tn short route to tn here