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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

FOR RENT - Two nicely furnished
rooms suitable for light housekeep-
ing, modern convenience. Apply 900 N.
9Th Ave. 4i30
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

WANTED TO BUY-Six secondhand ca
noes, with equipment. if in good condi-
ton and price is satisfactory. Bayview
Park Committee, W. c, Jones, Mama ger.
Phone 2043 or 1914.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

WANTED Twen-
ty-five experienced
concrete form build
ers at 55 cents per
hour; ten structural
iron workers at rs
cents; five Triggers
at 81 IL cents. All
pay time and one.
half over e G h t
hours, double time
for Sunday. Trans
portation furnished.
Apply in person to
u. S. Employment
Office, City Hall,
Pensacola.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

wANTED-False >eth. VIII pay high
as $3.50 for fu eets Mail. Cash for
old silverware. Sa. action or goods re-
turned. Western Ne, :! Co.. Bloomington.
Ill 41o0
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18
Additional Classified Ads.
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-A nice Broom apartment
suitable for couple without children:
use Of phone and both Apply 424
East Strong. 4ia2
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

WANTED-A lady to work as night tele-
phone operate at the San Carlos Hotel.
Apply at office. 406S
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

FOR RENT-large room for house-keep-
ing and one sleeping room, modern
conveniences. Apply t03 West Greg
CRY. 4t3i
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

70 r RENT-Rooms with modern FIX
ture for light housekeeping. Apply
at 81 East Chase. 4i26
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

wANTED-Good barber, $40 guarantee.
Fillingin1 Barber Shop, 104 e. Wright
ST. 4042
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

THOUSANDS MEN; WOMEN; so
GIRLS, Is or over wanted immed-
lately by Z. S. Government. Easy Of
fee positions at Washington and in
every large city. Experience unneces-
sary.. 500 month and UP. hour day.
Your country needs you. Help her.
Write Immediately for free list of po-
sitions open. Franklin Institute, Dept,
81. G. Rochester, n. Y. 1858
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

FOR RENT-Desirable rooms for gen
tlemen. Apply 1922 E. Gadsden street
or phone 1910. Alas
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

WANTED-Wa sherwoman and servant.
Competent help will be paid good wa es
Apply 1900 East Jackson street
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

WANTED-Lady bookkeeper and office
assistant Apply in own handwriting
state experience. Postoffce Box 1917
Pensacola, Fla. 40S2
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18
WANTED TO BUY

WANTED TO BUY-A small motor
driven pump. Ans. Pensacola Hos
pital. Phone 843. T. F. 4141
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

| FOR RENT-one nicely furnished room
! for one or two gentlemen; service
! men preferred. Electric lights and hot
water, 9i5 E. Jackson street. ai40
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

| FOR RENT-Nicely furnished two room
| apartment with modern conveniences.
Close in, Phone 230SR. 4i34
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

wANTED-First class cook, man or
woman. Phone 81.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

Groves Baby Bowel Medicine
aids Digestion, relieves Sour Stomach,
Diarrhoea and Flux. II is just as effect
i've for adults as for children. Per-
fectly harmless.-Adv.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

FOR Rents room cottage. all mod
ern conveniences, partially furnished,
one block from car line. Ring t40i.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

wANTED-One female cook. Phone e13s
ring 4. j T. Mooney, Warrington, Fla.
40s7
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

The first American field army. com
at the front under the direct command
airy force will be the formation of an
army is organized. from private to az
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

wANTED-A-1 salad and pantry woman:
must have hotel or club experience APP
ply L. R. Patch. Steward, san Carlos
Hotel
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

wANTED-Experienc shipping CLERK
for packing house. Answer, giving ex.
perience and salary expected. xxx. cars
Journal 404f
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

FOR RENT-Nicely furnished front room,
modern conveniences, gentlemen pre-
ferred. Apply 31s E. Gregory or phone
1885 1855
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18
HELP WANTED-FEMALE

GOVERNMENT CIVIL SERVICE Elk
AMINATIONS in Pensacola, August
and September. Government Clerk,
Teacher, Inspectress, Typewriter Re-
search Clerk Experience unnecessary.
Women desiring government po-
sitions write for free particulars, j. C.
Leonard (former Civil Service Exam
iner.) 256 Kenois Bldg, Washington.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

MOTORMEN and Conductors.
Experience unnecessary, must
be over 81 years of age. 30c to
34c per hour. Permanent. No
labor trouble. Free lodging first
month. Mobile Light and Rail-
road Co., Mobile, Ala.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

FOR RENT-Seven room cottage, cheap.
If party. will take small lot of furniture.
Owner going north. 424 DeSoto. 4lls
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

FOR RENT-Three nicely furnished
rooms for light house keeping, suitable
for couple. electric lights and bath, privi-
lege of phone 424 w. Lloyd 81. Phone
1896. Ais
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

wANTED-A good cook. Apply to Mrs
Jim Leonard. 60s E. Moreno street. ATS
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

wANTED-Boy living in vicinity of st.
Johns cemetery TO carry newspaper
route. Apply Circulation Department.
The Journal.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

Commercial College to open
soon. Enroll now in the steno-
graphic department and save
liberal discount.
PAN-AMERICAN COLLEGE
Care of Chamber of Commerce
SUBSCRIBE FOR THE JOURNAL.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18


OF
comprising diagram
army.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

FOR RENT-Three nice furnished rooms.
modern, bath and private entrance. APP
ply $40 y. Guillemarde st, 4117
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

FOR RENT-One furnished apartment for
light housekeeping. Hot and cold water.
electric lights and on car line. 915 r
jackson st. 4040
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

WANTED-Wnite and coiored help a
Empire Laundry.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

FOR RENT-Two. three or Eve unfurn-
ished rooms all conveniences, location
on North Hill. For appointment write
r. r. T. care Journal Ais
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

FOR RENT-One nicely furnished room
on car line suitable for couple or single
<>'i'' 4o51
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms for
light housekeeping. Phone, electric
lights and bath. 18th Ave. and Lee SITS,
Phone 1851 40ls
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

FOR RENT-Sleeping rooms by week or
month. Shower bath and all modern
conveniences at O'Leary's rooms, 1854
S. Palafox. Phone $50. 1871
FOR RENT-Desirable room on North
Hill TO gentleman only. Phone and
bath. Call IL e. Gadsden or Phone 322.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

FOR RENT-Furnished room and small
kitchen; all modern conveniences; walk
Ing distance; on car line; TO couple or
two men: sos North Alcaniz. Phone 1885
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

| FREE RENT-To PARTY who will repair
| small house suitable for servants quar-
| tiers. Will also furnish fine pasture for
| COW Phone i42
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

FOR RENT-Two unfurnished rooms,
with lights and bath. $40 per month
Apply to s14 West Garden st. 1856
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18

FOR RENT-Furnished room for gentle
man, close in. on car line: bath, electric
lights. Front room. cool and comfortable.
Apply % y. DeVillier. 4002
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-08-18
HELP WANTED-MALE

wANTED-Day clerk at the Merchants
hotel Apply after a. m. at hotel.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03
CURED?"


How often have you heard that
sad cry from the victims of disease.
Perhaps the disorder has one too far
for help, but oftener is is just in its
first stages and the pains and aches
are only natures first cries for help.
Do not despair. Find out the cause
and give nature all the help you can
and she will repay you with health.
Looi after the kidneys. The kidneys
are the most overworked organs of
the human body, and when they fail
in their work Of filtering and throw
ing off the poison that constantly
accumulates in the system, every
thing goes wrong. GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil Capsules will give al
most immediate relief from kidney
and bladder trouble and their kindred
ailments. They will free your body
from pain in short order. But be
sure to get GOLD MEDAL. Look
for the name on every box. lin three
sizes, sealed packages. Money re-
funded if they do not help you.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03
MYRTLE GROVE w. O. w,
CIRCLE ELECT OFFICERS.

Myrtle Grove, w. O. w., held
their election of officers Sun
day afternoon in Berwick:
Mrs. Stella Walters, guardian ;
Louise Phillips, adviser; Dora
Hebert, clerk; Ara Grow, attend
ant; Lega Mack, assistant; Ora
Chotin, banker; Hazel Dolan,
chaplain; Jessie Hanson, organ
list; Lega Robicheaux, outer SEN
tinel; Eva Hughes, inner senti-
mel.
At the closing of the meeting
the grove presented their guar
dian with a beautiful ivory hand
mirror, which was accepted with
a few we'll chosen words of ap-
probation by Mrs. Walters.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03
LITTLE PIG GETS $500.
Three hundred dollars for a little

Three hundred dollars for a little
pig!
That's what the little Hampshire
donated to the Junior Red Cross So
ciety Of Prattville, Ala, by the Pratt
vile Stock Farm, brought at an auc-
ton.
Other notes show the Prattville
Red Cross people are on the job.
During the influenza epidemic they
furnished soup and milk to 200 pa
Aients in the Cotton Mill district.
Twenty-eight Christmas boxes were
examined and mailed. A report from
November 1st to 18th states 1900
surgical dressings have been made
and shipped. The Juniors made 100
property bags. ~.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03
n O. HIGHWAY LINKED
WITH SPANISH TRAIL
P.r;shes Notified They Can Make
Application For State and
Federal Aid

All links in the great highway
which is to reach from New Orleans
to the Texas line, where it will con-
meet with the Spanish Trail or South
ern National highway, leads across
deserts and mountains to all points
on the Pacific Slope, has been made
one federal aid project, according to
Duncan Buie, head Of the state high
way department, after consultation
with R. v. Glenn, senior highway en-
xineer Of the United States bureau OF
public roads. Thirteen parishes
through which the roadway passes
are advised that, after proper pro-
cedure and with the authority of the
various police juries, they may make
application to the highway depart
ment for both state and federal aid,
(which will be granted to them in pro.
portion to the amount of bonds is
sued or money locally provided by
other means.
Mr.. Glenn considers this roadway
from the water gate Of the South to
Texas one of the most important in
the country, both as to economic and
military value. Linking UP, as it will,
the Old Spanish Trail from Florida,
with the transcontinental highway
now nearing completion in Texas and
the states west of here, it will run IN
a straight ribbon from the Atlantic tc
The Pacific. The Louisiana sectic-
will be hard surfaced throughout. il
is estimated that 81 miles of con-
struction will be involved in the
undertaking in addition to that por-
ton already completed.
The parishes affected and the mile
age to be built in each parish is as
follows: Calcasieu, 10 miles; JEFF
ferson Davis, 5; New iberia, 10;
st. Mary, 8; Assumption, 8; Terre-
bonnie 80; Lafourche, s; and JEFF
ferson, 4 miles.
Figuring the cost Of construction
at $4,000 per mile" said Mr.. Buie,
kthe- work necessary to complete this
Southern improvement will approx
mate $486,000. The parishes will
bear proportion Of the. cost. These
parishes should file their applications
for state aid and surveys without de-
lay, SO that the entire project may be
presented to the federal government
at the earliest moment and federal
secured for the work. :"
Details covering post route data,
ETC., are now being worked out. Mr..
Glenn expected to return from a
brief vacation in few days, when he
and Mr. Buie will make a final in
spection of the route, after which
both will go to Washington to lay
their plans before the federal author
tiles. It is expected that work on the
road will be started within a week or
ewo.-N. o. Item.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03
Red Cross Is First to
Cross Rhine With the
Stars and Stripe:

The following dispatch of the As
ISOLATED Press gives Red Cross work
ers at home an idea of how their
work goes abroad:
"Paris, Nov. 21.-A delegation of
the American Red Cross has crossed
the Rhine into Baden at Huningue
(Huningen), placing the first Amer
leans on German soil. The place
where the river was crossed is short
distance north of the Swiss frontier.
"The German soldiers accepted
American flags and the officers
cleared the roads for the Red Cross
trucks and insisted that the Red
Cross workers drink with them.
German soldiers councils in Bad
en- are selling German arms and sup
plies. The population, which is revo-
lutionary, is in complete control.
Ragged and famished Italians almost
raised the roof of the Red Cross can
teen with cheers, when the Ameri-
cans opened the place.
"The Red Cross delegation left
Switzerland for Alsace Friday, tax
ing with it truck load Of supplies.
Two hundred Italians were fed. A
canteen was established at St. Louis.
Ten thors"-d Germans passed the
canteen, - n ne revolution
airy red ribbo-, rr re ties The off
GERS and ne c~-,-is re-. flags"
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03

THIS is TO INFORM
MY CUSTOMERS AND
FRIENDS AND THE GEN.
ERAL PUBLIC THAT l
AM MAKING TWO DE.
LIVERIES A DAY EACH
WAY, AS FOLLOWS:
RAILROAD AVENUE
AND DITCH ANNEX AT
Z A. M. AND 3 p. M
ARNEZ ANNEX AND
KLINGSVILLE AT 9 A. M.
AND 5 p. M.
PLEASE AVAIL YOUR
SELVES OF THESE DE-
LIVERY SCH E D UL e S
AND PLACE YOUR
ORDERS EARLY IN Or
DER TO ASSIST US IN
MAKING GOOD DELIV-
ERIES.
Pioneer Grocery
Phone 2.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03
THE MARIONETTES" Al
THE OPERA HOUSE TO
NIGHT.

Clara Kimball Young wins
new laurels as the unsophisti-
Gated country girl who is mar
ried off to the Marquis Roger
de Monclars Nigel Barrie). He
doesn't care for her at all, but
she borrows an idea from a
marionette show, and sets out
to win his love. Well, you know
what chance he stands when
Miss Young sets out to do that.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03

The First National Bank will
begin the distribution of its
Christmas Savings Club Checks
December II, 1918. New Club
opens December 15-join early.
12-2-5c
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03
Nj
NJ XII.

There will be SPECIAL me cting Of
OORIC LODGE No. 2o5, F. & A. NJ.
at z p. m. Dec. 2, 1918, for work in
the F. c. All Master Masons invited
to attend. Regular meeting Wedaes-
day night
/. w. PADDOCK, w. M.
C. A. BIBBINS. Sec. 1872 tc.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03
. Flashes From The
Parish Seat

The registration books for the
Sixth Ward and Morgan City
will remain open until the night
of December 6, 1918, thirty days
prior to the municipal election
Of January s. 1919.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03

gard, La, to be mustered out
December 10, 1918.
The Abel barber shop has been
sold by his heirs to Mr.. Boud-
realx, who has been in the en-
ploy of the late c. W. Abel, de-
ceased.
The Missionary Society will
meet on Thursday afternoon at
3 o'clock at the home of Mrs. c.
E. Jones. There will be an cleo
ton of officers, and other i'm
portant business. All members
are urged to attend.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03

List Of Unclaimed Matter In The
Morgan City Post Office, For The
Week Ending November 80, 1918.
A
Abear Archie
Anzalone Domenick'
Aucoin Nellie
Ago Joseph
Boudreaux Turline
Brown Corina
Broadfoot Pearl
Brock Henry
Broussard Earsteen
Breaux Leo Fed. L.)
Esee Charley
Favre Florence
Frida Francis
Gartair Joseph
Corner Hartman
H
Haase c.. H.
Hymel Joe ID. L.
j..
Jones Jessie C.
I Lesser Gala
M
Miller Gustane
Othemant Evest
Payo A
Provost Camille
r
Rhodes Anatol
Riggnolo Leon
Robertson Rebecca
Robertson Sarah
Rodri4ue Edwin
Rollins E. D.
Savage C. o.
Smith C. E.
Turner Oracle
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03

FOR JITNEY, day service, prompt
courteous and efficient, call J. b.
Rider. Phone 287.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03

Mr.. Lee H. Penny, assigned
to the Local Board by the mill
tary authorities, has been noti-
Ned to report to Camp Beaure-
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03

Mr.. Evest L. Adams of Patter-
son, La. one of the inspectors
OF the Board Of State Affairs.
was in Franklin Monday in con-
ference with Hon. Henry Kap-
pei, parish assessor.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03

FOR SALE-Three beds, library
table, buffet, round dining table,
dresser and washstand. Must dispose
of these in next few days. Call on
or telephone Mrs. C. W. Wright.
Phone number 395. 11.30.en
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03

WANTED-Pupils to join class
(night) in stenography now forming
Standard short systems, practical
teacher, experienced. Address P. O.
Box &C." Morgan City, La.
11-S0ttc
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03

The poll tax payments are
coming into the sheriff's office
daily, in sufficient numbers to
ensure that the electorate Of the
parish will qualify for the gen.
eral election of 1920.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03

The charter of the Home DRUG
Company of Berwick was held in
the recorders Office Monday. The
il1corporators are j. A. Pharr, A.
L.! Boudreaux, w. F. Bowman
and Ed J. Levie of Berwick and
CASTOR, Sigur and E. A. Boud-
reaux Of Franklin. The COMPANY
has bought out and will operate
the Poncio Drug Store Of Ber-
wick, La.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03

Attorney James r. Patterson
returned from Alexandria Mon
day, where he has been getting
labor for sugar planters of this
parish.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03

The Police Jury of the parish
will meet in session Wednesday
Of this week.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03

"ANTED.-Woman to wash -,
press unstarched clothes e1n. a0
day Apply Louisiana Hotel. d..
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03

WANTED Three unfurn;,h.,
rooms, before December 15+h n,
1877. uone
1896
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-12-03

"ANTED.--First class book.k.....
Phone 1913. es
$500 l2's2t
The Irish standard., 1918-08-31

When the day and the chase were
over,
My thoughts would fly DER the weary
wave
And around this coast line hover.
And the prayer would rise that some
future day
All danger and doubling scornin' -
I'd help to win for my native land
The light of Young Liberty's morn
in!
Now fuller and truer the shore line
shows,
Was ever a scene so splendid?
feel the breath of the Munster
breeze,
Thank God that my exile's ended!
Old scenes, old songs, old friends
again,
The vale and the cot was born in
Oh, Ireland! up from my heart of
|. hearts
bid you the top O. the mornin'!
JOHN LOCKE.
The Irish standard., 1918-08-31
THE STORY-TELLER

l got on slow train, says Maize
told the conductor about the slow
ness of the train and he told me if
didn't like it l had better get out and
walk. l said:
Il would. but my folks don't expect
me until the train gets there" In the
seat right in front of me sat mother
with her fat boy. She handed the con-
ductor a half-fare ticket and the con-
ductor said:
"That boy is too large to ride on a
half-fare ticket
well, said the mother, he wasn't
when he got on"
An old negro man, riding on the
train, fell asleep with his mouth wide
open. A mischevious drummer came
along, and having a convenient capsule
of quinine in his pocket, he uncorked
it and sfted the bitter dose we'll into
the old negro's palate and the root of
his tongue. Soon the darkey awoke
and became much disturbed. He called
for the conductor and asked:
"Boss, is dere doctor in dis here
train?"
81 don't know" said the conductor.
care you sick?'
"Yas, sab, sho is sick"
what is the matter with you?"
Il dunno, sab, but it tastes like l
busted my GALL"
An Irishman who was employed in
an ironworks was advised by his physi-
clan to seek some employment where
the labor was less severe, on account
of an enlargement of the heart. He
proceeded, therefore, to set up a small
grocery, which was we'll patronized by
his friends.
He was not in the habit of diminish
ing his prospects of financial success
by giving the best weight, and one
afternoon, when a customer, asked for
pound of sugar, he added pinch by
pinch until the scale barely turned.
"Pat," inquired the customer looking
up innocently at the careful weigher,
what was it the doctor said was ailin'
ye?"
Enlargement of the heart" an
swered Pat with pride.
"Well, then" said the customer, cts
time We were changin' yer doctor, Pat;
the wan that's tindin' ye now don't
understand yer disease, me by"
The Irish standard., 1918-08-31
A COMPLETE MENTION
IN ONE SENTENCE

There were married in the city OF
Wills Point last Saturday afternoon,
on Fourth street, in front of the j. q.
Mason Co. dry goods store, by Rev. j.
F. Grizzle, an employee of said firm in
the presence of many witnesses, there
being a large number of people IN
town on the day mentioned, as it was
the last of the week, the time usually
devoted to shopping, especially on the
part of those living in the country,
who remain with their farm work until
Saturday afternoon, there being such
a scarcity of labor, due to the inroads
of the draft on the manpower of the
country for war-duty in foreign lands,
and the certainty OF still further calls
or fighting men before the world can
be made safe for democracy, Mr..
Dewey Mann and Miss Lee Allen, both
parties residing in the Turner COM
munity, near here, where they have
many warm friends who wish them a
long and happy life.-Wills Point
(Texas) Chronicle.