New-York tribune., 1918-09-28
Shoes and Ships
And Sealing Wax
WHAT IS A BOND?

iFrom tho STANDARD Dictionary
THAT which binds or holds two
objects or parts together"
Ne are here and they are ove,
there. Buy bonds, lest the old ties
slip and sloc]tem.
"Fetters; hence Imprisonment OF
captivity"
Buy bonds for William, HohenzoL
lern!
An obligation or constraint-espe-
cially morally.
70 keep yor selt-respect, buy
bonds!
"An interest-bearing debt certifi-
cate"
The best Investment IN the woyld.
/ Buy bonds!
All set, folks? Here it is, fourth
and---let's make it the last-call:
BUY LIBERTY BONDS.
Avoid Change to the Shuttle" ad-
vses "Thc Subway SUM-" and in the
next column urges the public to beware
OF influenza. With the memory os the
shuttlc's first opening branded on our
soul, we cannot praise Mr.. Shonts too
highly for the grouping of his topics.
Good Work, Mr.. Atkins:
Oh, the treacherous, willy, unspeaka BILE
Has a qurk
For pillage and plumber and murder
and rape,
And nothing his tentacle claws can
escape;
It's clearly your duty to whip him in
shape.
Don't shirk, Tommy Atkins, don't shirk!
If the vilianous, tyrannous, terrible
Turk,
With a smrk,
Comes oilily ogling and grinning like
mad
And mumbling in Turkish what means
"Kamerad,"
Don't trust him. but puncture the
hide of the cad
With a dirk, Tommy Atkins, dirk.
So, go TO it. Tommy, and handle the
With a jerk;
With Alenby leading, you'll soon
have the horde on
The run, never stopping this side Of
the Jordan,
With victory sure for the side with
the Lotd OH.
| Good work, Mr.. Atkins. Good work,
vida sAuvAGE OWENS.
The Allies hare refused Bulgaria s
suggestion Of immediate peace, and
afte, they haze done the same thing
q feav times more maybe the Central
Po1cers acill begin to suspect that nc
are u, the acar IN earnest.
One of the graduates Of County
Judge Mays court in Brooklyn dropped
! in for visit yesterday. The Judge
stared at the stocky figure in olive
drab, with a corporal's chevrons, who
slipped into rear seat and then sent
court attendant to bring him to the
bench.
'I've seen you somewhere before.
was the greeting of his honor.
Sure you have agreed the soldier
Iou sen, me away for assault Sl%
months ago. But it wasn't the punish
ment you gave NE. but your talk. that
did the work, and I've come TO say
goodby I'm off for France tomorrow
think
"a friend" was the only identifca.
ton that Judge May would give, follow
Ing his talk with the soldier.
An indignant contrib. arises to l,,-
qoire whether she IS expected TO
keep on readang our co1unan foreuey
to sec zohether ne print his stuff.
Her nnil is brought obout By ouy.
declaration Of independence on TIC
stamp question. II ,oc don't print 1t
"ifhin FIRE Days after ne get it, so3.-
costic one, 1co don't print II at oU
stern and purtanicsl lot. these
East Orangers. Not only do they OBJ
ject to citizens getting periodically
soused in their home town, but they
protest against their going abroad for
liquor. Hence, the East Orange Jag
list is now being circulated in Newark,
heretofore an oasis for the parched
Read this mornings headlines. folks.
ard see what we have done with the
last Liberty Loan. One more wallop
ought to finish it,
Only make il HEFTY,
BUY LIBERTY BONDS,