Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-10-27
Oklahoma OntbursfS.

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The flu epidemic ought to make
thls good season for slumbcr par.
ties
The only hing that mas tho Ger
man retreat skinned for speed II the
m germ
4 miner In the Miami district
calls II the "inrlucndways" Not a
bad description At that
| oar Idea OF dis1usted man IL
. ing ~ his father lisped. papa
' sleeps Ne WAS sleeping his last
sleep lie was dcad
I ,rf course may he wrong says
I Frank bieratt In the Guthrie Lead
cr bu' from this point n looks 10 me
1 that every time Won lindenburg IL
! called 10 Berlin he comes In on his
films.
II heEtna 10 look as II the voters
~ Oklahoma viii have 20 60 10 bat
without knowing what Is In the
democratic state platform Tho DEM
ocr'tIc papers still refrain from CIV
ing It publicity.
The Oilton Gusher. from an init
mate acquaintance with some Of her
citizens, IL not surprised that Sn-
pulpans should want the danger
posts removed from tho streets OF
that town.
ono oklahoma preacher says II the
authorities had Investigated they
would never have put the closing
ban on his church. that since he has
been pastor there has never been
crowd out to hesr him.
Henry Allen of Kansas. who is In
France, In writing OF tho sang
frold" Of the American soldiers un-
der fire, says a lot OF Americans
couldn't see any sense 70 teaching
the soldiers 10 sing last year. but
now thcy'll understand.
II seems TO me observed Bill Ding
ley. that | would rather take the
word OF Congressman Kahn az to the
loyalty to Bert Chandler than that
OF bunch Of press agents whose
politics may he one thing today and
something else tomorrow.
"hNN ShhI' lHt paIhEIhpn nlNlpI-
Ian OF Oklahoma. In In Guthrie TODAY
celebrating his sOth birthday and
drinking n gallon OF mineral water
to keep or the flu Matt has the
distinction OF never having had n |
birthday present In his entire life
time.
Remember how Col" Flenner
hnrpcd on the failure OF President |
Wilson 10 writo letter endorsing |
Senator Owen7 Well Mr. Howari |
seems 10 impressed with the Colo
nel's" brand of political dope that
he has selected him as his chief
publicity agent to wage an attack on
Bert Chandler.
4 littih Missouri girl. says the
Hopkins journal, has been impressed
with the idea that eating corn bread
and going without sugar will win the
war recently ate three pieces OF
corn bread without butter, gravy.
syrup or anything on It, and as she
climbed down from her chair at tho
table she said We'll, I guess I got
three Germans today"
A lot Of democrats who remember
tho attacks made on Senator Owen
before the primary by Col" Flen-
ner, are n little peeved because Mr..
Howard. candidate for congress. has
selected the Colonel as his chief
press agent. II makes them won
der II Mr.. Howard did not endorse
what tho Colonel said about the
senator.
Snap shot in Dallas News: Mr. |
Peavish says that one reason he has
never been able to complete an ar
with Mrs Peavish is because
she wants to hold his nose on the
Erindstone as guaranty OF good |
faith. OF course II Is none of our |
business, nevertheless we suggest to |
the Turk statesmen that II might be |
for them TO stay at home !
and send their hRrems TO tho peace |
The compilers OF the democratic |
hand book seems TO have |
been suffering from n lapse of mem
ory. The compilers giVe the appro-
priatIons OF five legislatures but |
overlook the sixth. which alone ap-
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Of which was deficiency approprla-
tlon Just why they did not think
the people were Interested In what
the last Legislature did does not ap-
pear, and state Examiner Parkin-
son. the official explaIner. declines
10 explain.
The late Chic Norman. alias Long
Hair. who existed for several years
Dn Robinson creek, near Rell6mont.
firmly believed he would become n
second Sampson In strength provided
his hair would grow five feet long
lie applied fertilizers 10 his hair
,very week but II never got over
four feet long Chic sold patent
NJ edicines six. DAYS In the week and
furnished free medicines for the
,lck on Sundays. He finally, says
Matt Duhr. got married, but was d.
iorced after sailing four years on
he tempest-tossed sea OF matrimony.
Ie took tho 2year-old hoy and his
wife kept the baby. Chic persisted
n selling medicines and preaching
md manlcurlng his hair until one
sunday morning his covered wagon
vas found near country church,
rhe little hoy was PLAYING, and point
ng at his father lisped. papa sleeps"
Ie was sleeping his last sleep. He
vas dead.
Berlin 10 lIaE1ind.
Our splendid dogs OF war"
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