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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-10-14
DR.. HYMAN WIENER

THE death of DR.. Hyman Wiener
removes from the medical pro-
fession of Harrisburg a young
man of remarkable attainments and
high ideals. He literally sacrificed
himself to his profession. Although
he early realized the dangers of the
Influenza epidemic. he continued
serving his patients until pneumonia
developed and in his rundown con-
dition he fell victim to the disease
he had helped so many Others to
survive.
DR.. Wiener ranked high among the
physicians of the city, occupying a
place in their counsels far beyond
that ordinarily accorded a man of
his years. He was at once loved and
respected and his death leaves a
place among the medical practition-
ers of Harrisburg not easy to fill. He
was a young man of much promise
just on the eve of great career.
-
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-10-14

He: Yes, but
Mimi, it isn't
quito the con-
ventional thing
for your en-
pioyer's son to
marry you, q
maid.
Mimi (sweet-
ly): Yes, but do
not 20 Ameri-
cans say zat is
the only excose
for having re
conventions7
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-10-14
E. ]. sTAcKpoLE

Member of the Associated Press-The
Associated Press is exclusively en-
titled to the use for republication of
all news dispatches credited to il or
not otherwise credited In this paper
herein.
Ali rights of republication of special
dispatches herein are also reserved.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-10-14
OUR DAILY LAUGH
ONLY WAY.

Y o u know
that automobile
agent W h o. s
been pestering
me to death for
the last six
months7 Well
I finally got rid
of him.
How did you
manage 1t?
Easily enough.
I bought the
car.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-10-14

Let us hope the President in this
supreme hour of decision will actually
adjourn politics and invite to the
counsel table the leaders among his
countrymen without regard to party,
Colonel House is not a superman,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-10-14

Knowing when not to quit is al
most as important as knowing when
to quit lighting.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-10-14

France has 46s convicts for every
100. 900 of her population" obsedves q
paragraph. That's nothing; Germany
has 100000.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-10-14

HISTORIC HARRISBURG
In the darkest days of the Civil
War Harrisburg banking institutions
loaned many thousands to help buy
bonds a
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-10-14
DO YOU KNOW
HISTORIC HARRIS

THAT Harrisburg banks are
all ready TO help you buy bonds?
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-10-14

Published evenings except Sunday by
THE TELNGRAPH PRINTING co.
Telegraph Building, Federal Square
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1918-10-14
COMPLETE SURRENDER!

UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
~ is the answer of the people OF
America to the latest German
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
Pad, Pale, Putty-Faesd People Need Carriers Iron Pills
CLEVERLY ANGLED FOR TIP
Gamekeeper Proficient in More Than
One Way in Bringing Down
His Bird"

A certain gamekeeper Is very clev-
er in every branch of his business, and
in the gentle art of extracting a sub
stantial tip from a departing sports
man he has few equals.
The other day he was saying good
by to gentleman who had been shoot
ing over the estate-a gentleman who.
TO do him justice, has never claimed
to be a crack shot.
We'll, gOOd-by, john" he said to
the gamekeeper as they reached the
station. I've not made a very big
bag, but, of course, you are in no way
TO blame for that. However I've thor
oughly enjoyed myself"
Glad to hear it, sir" responded
John. LAS you say, you've not done
anything very startling, but then
there's compensations
'Inddeed?" laughedd the gentleman,
What are they?"
WELL" said John, slowly: 1.-The
birds may question your aim, an the
other gentlemen may question your
wisdom In wasting cartridges, but no
body can question your liberality."
John deserved the substantial tip
he received.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
AN ATOM A SMALL WORLD.

In a paper concerning the functions of the
minute electrical charges in the chemical combi-
nation of atoms delivered by Prof William AL
bert Noyes of the University of Illinois, before
the National academy at Washington, he said that
for a century the atom was the ultima thule of
smallness for scientists. Now they know that
each atom is a complex system similar to our
sun and its planets that is, with a central body
and from one to hundred smaller bodies revolv-
ing around it. The differences between hydro
gen, oxygen, iron, gold radium etc, are all in the
electrical charge of the central nucleus and in the
number and arrangement of these little satellites
of their atoms
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
DADDYSEWNLN(
ARY TALL e.
THE STORM PARADE.
~ MARY GpAHAM Bonner

"Are you ready?" asked old Mr..
North Wind.
I'VE are ready" said all the little
breezes.
"How about you, hail drops?"
Were ready" they said.
'And Prince Sleet, how about your
"All ready, Mr.. North Wind"
'Then set Cor said the north
wind. And such a storm as there
was. But it was quite the funniest
kind of storm for it seemed to be
clear in one place and then all of q
sudden the storm continued.
Wen start" said old Mr.. North
Wind, "at one end of the city, and
Wen give parade"
The others did not know at first
what storm parade meant, but old
Mr.. North Wind explained.
''You see," he said, wen start to
blow and roar and storm at one end
of the city. The other end will be per-
fectly free from the storm, but gradu-
ally, little by little, we will work our
way right through the city. All, won't
we have a joke on the earth people
They will say:
"'See the storm! Isn't it strange!
It's hailing here, and down the street
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
HARDLY POSSIBLE FOR HIM
Reasons Why One Man Was Unable
to Wear a "Smile That Won't
Come Off"

t1fty-seven grown-ups and three
Juveniles recently gathered in Plod-
more's village hall TO hear what lee
tuer had to say or the subject of OPP
timism. The visitor was full of wis
dom and sage advice.
Don't look on the black side" he de-
claimed. Cultivate the happy heart
and the smiling face. Smile at msfor-
tune and difficulties; smile whilst you
play, and always go smiling about your
business"
A mountaineering gentleman. wear
ing sidewhiskers, shook his head in
disagreement.
do you doubt me, friend?" asked
the lecturer. The sad one nodded.
Give the smiling face a trial for a
week"
Another shake of the head came
from the gloomy man. "Dussn't risk
Il, mister" he answered in hollow
tones. Il be undertaken in these parts,
an there's hepidemic on. Fancy me
with a face like chessy cats walkin'
afOre funerals !''-LondOn Tit-Bits.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22

there is no sign of a storm, not even
a snowflake is flying And then Wen
move on down there"
'It's a splendid idea,' said Prince
Sleet. Il can hardly wait to begin
marching"
oh" said old King Snow, must we
march? l don't know that I'm very
good at marching. fall most beauti-
fully and l dance about very often
before 1 fall. But as for marching
well, I'm not quite SO sure" And he
looked rather sad.
Cheer up, cheer up" said the Storm
King. ''Old North Wind doesn't care
if we don't keep step"
Il should say not" laughed the
North Wind, and his laugh was so cold
that they all wanted to start right
away. They felt like exercising and
blowing and showing.
Prince Sleet was talking with the
King of the Clouds and the Hail King.
"We'H give them good time" they
all said. Yes, Wen come down to-
gptheC, rain and hail and sleet. Oh,
II Will be a gorgeous storm !"
Were all ready, then, eh?'' asked
old Mr.. North Wind once more.
Were all ready they said. And
the earth people shivered, sat closer
to the fires, and the ones who were
outside drew their collars and furs
tighter.
''Then-Gor' said old Mr.. Worth
Wind And the storm parade began.
In it were the Storm King, King Hail,
old King Snow, Prince Sleet, the King
of the Clouds, his army of Raindrops
the Snowflake children, the Winter
Breezes and old Mr.. North Wind
marched ahead carrying a big stick
made out of icicles which he threw up
in the air and looked exactly like a
drum-majOr.
OF course the people on the earth
could not see him, but they could feel
him! oh, how cold it was And what
a terrific storm!
The city people said that they would
not be able TO get about and that cars
and traffic of all sorts would be de-
layed.
But the strangest thing of all was
the way the storm acted. 1t began at
one end and went straight through the
city but only a section at time. When
1t had finished storming in one sec
ton it went on down a little further
to another, while all the parts around
were fine and clear.
The evening newspapers in the city
said that the storm was "freakiSh,"
and one little girl who was riding in
a motorcar with her mother said that
they seemed to keep pace with the
storm straight down through the city.
But they managed to escape the very
end of it which was the worst of all.
Now for a good wind-up." said old
King Snow as he blew.
That's good expression" said old
Mr.. North Wind. For even though he
was the drum-major of the storm the
others made suggestions as to how the
storm could be made worse.
And they all ended up by blowing.
showing sleeting, hailing, raining and
freezing harder than ever.
"Oh, it was d gorgeous parade, sale
old Mr.. North Wind. 'We moved right
along just like a regular parade but
we had the streets almost to ourselves
which is quite different from regular
parade. and extremely Superior!
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
ALL MEN AT HOME SHOULD
PREPARE FOR WAR

The first test a man is put thru for
either war or life insurance is ali exami-
nation of his water. This is most essen
tial because the kidneys play most inn
portant part in causing premature old age
and death. The more injurious the pois-
ons passing thru the kidneys the sooner
comes decay-so says Dr. Pierce of Sur
gical Institute, Buffalo, NY, who further
advises all people who are past thirty to
preserve the vitality of the kidneys and
free the blood from poisonous elements,
such as uI' acid-driIll plenty of water
sw eat sons daily and take Anuric double
strength, . lfore meals.
This An-sl-ric is a late discovery of Dr.
Pierce and is put up in tablet form, and
can be Oh tanned for e0c at almost any
drug store For that backache, lumbago.
rheumatism, rusty" joints, swollen feet
or hands, due to uric acid in the blood.
Anuric quickly dissolves the uric acid as
hot water does sugar. Take little An
uric before meals and live to be a hun
dred. Send 10 cents to DIR. Pierce for trial
package of Anuric.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
What WISCONSIN Women Saw

henosha, Wis.-"My mother used
DIR. Pierce'S Favorite Prescription and
1t practically cured her of woman's
trouble. Two other relatives used /.
with good results. For myself | am
now taking it for nervousness and
weakness. l find it overcomes the
nervousness and makes my appetite
better. MRS. r. E. RICE, 3O3 Hal
berStadt Court.
Milwaukee, Wis.-"About five years
ago / developed quite bad case of
womans weakness. l took Favorite
Prescription and received great bene.
mt from its use. l have been in better
health since using it than ever before.
1t is very Strengthening and builds up
the nervous system. MRS. NJ. A.
kIRCHNER, 500 Hanover Street.
Favorite Prescription contains no al
cohol, narcotic nor any harmful ingre-
dent. Liquid or tablets. Tablets Coo.
If not obtainable from your druggist.
send 10c to DR.. V. M. Pierce, Buffalo. N.
Y, for trial package of tablets.-Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
A Crushed Tragedian of Today.


81 ran across an interesting case of
the ups and downs of life the other
day" said l.. r. Mccormick to the St.
Louis GlObe-Democrat. AN actor
named Murray who recently played an
engaged in a museum in st. Louis,
once stood high in his profession as a
tragedian. He was never a great star,
but he has been associated with the
greatest men in the profession. At one
time ne supported Edwin Forrest, and
afterWard played in a piece where he
carried Fanny Kemble from the stage
81 his arms. Subsequently, he sup
ported Edwin Booth, and in his time
has enjoyed the respect and fellow
ship of the greatest actors upon the
stage. He has played in every leading
opera house in the country during his
thirty years upon the stage, and his
name is still well known by the men,
bers of his profession, who will be srlT-
prised to learn that he is now tOuriug
the museums of the country"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness,
and that Is by a constitutional remedy
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
of the System. Catarrhal Deafness is
caused by an inflamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube
When this tube is infamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when 1t is entirely closed Deafness Is the
result. Unless the Inflammation can be re-
duced and this tube restored to It's nor
NAL condition, hearing may be destroyed
forever. Many cases of Deafness are
caused by Catarrh. which is an infiamed
condition of the Mucous Surfaces.
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
case Of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
be cured by HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE
All Druggists 75c. Circulars free
y. ]. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22

From out of the mouths of babes
comes wisdom. She had received a
child's doughbOard and rolling pin for
Christmas. She was sitting on the
floor playing. Among her playthings
was penny. She put the penny on
the board and began rolling it.
what are you doing, baby?" asked
the father.
"Why, papa, l am rolling some
dough. indianapolis News.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
UNAccoMMoDATINe WELLS.

In the desert of western Australia there are
wells which yield water only at night Before
the water begins to flow, weird hissings and the
sound of rushing air may be heard The phe-
nOmenOn is believed to be due to change in the
form of the rocky channel through which the wa
ter flows, and to the extreme change in tempera-
ture between day and night which occurs in this
region. The kissing is dne TO the escape of air be-
fore the advance of the water-Popular Science
Monthly.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
Navy NAV Win Victory.

From the first battle off the coast of
Scotland, when John Paul Jones cap
tured the Scraps and Scarborough,
until the day when Admiral Dewey,
with the American fleet in Manila bay,
destroyed SPANS Asiatic squadron,
list of naval victories upon the pages
of their history, and there are many
who believe that the decisive victory
of the present war will be won by
them rather than by the armies at the
front.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
New Food Discoveries.

The United States bureau Of fish
cries. which has already made glad
American homes ~ changing the name
of the dogfish TO one more appetizing.
rediscovering the vanished tilefish and
experimenting for orr ultimate salts
faction with whale steaks and shark
outlets. now suggests seal as cheap,
plentiful and possibly agreeable article
of consumption.
Seal meat, fresh. salted or smoked.
we are told. says the Providence Jour
esl is a staple food article among the
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22

natives of the Pribiloff islands, Alaska,
where the seaiskin muffs come from.
White men up there are reported TO
have eaten ii with relish, too. Seal
shoulders are particularly palatable.
according TO the bureau experts; when
properly prepared. resembling swan
breast both in flavor and appearance"
Persons with taste for swsn breast
natural or cultivated. need not hest
tate TO try seal.
Canning arrangements are now go
ing forward on scale large enough
to test the commercial value OF seal
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWE7

Has been used for all ailments that
are caused by a disordered stomach
and inactive liver, such as sick head
ache, constipation, sour stomach,
nervous indigestion, fermentation of
food, palpitation of the heart caused by
gases in the stomach. August Flower
IS gentle laxative, regulates digestion
both in stomach and intestines, cleans
and sweetens the stomach and alimen-
tary canal, stimulates the liver to Sc
crete the bile and impurities from the
blood. Sold in all civilized countries.
30 and 80 cent bottles.-Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
When One chinaman Prayed.

In Rough Hearts-But Gentle
HANDS," in the American Magazine, the
author of the story writes:
"A pregnant hush filled the ROOM
and | held Maria closer TO still her
trembling. Then voice broke the 81
lence:
"'You not know me, God. 1 iust
Duck Sing. China cook on 'Liso Ian
cho. and we not want to talk about US.
but one time in mission long time ago,
man tell me God is love-" and that he
take care of good man after he go
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22

away from this world. and so we just
want to tell you about this man, Led
Antoine. Him good man, God. Maybe
you not been lound Topa Topa coun-
tlee velly much, and so not clainted
abound here, but we live here and we
know Led Antoine is good. good hus-
ban, good papa, good to work, an that
is good as any man can be in TOpa
Topa countlee. He wants find his
wife. so you please help him, cause
that make him happy. and he good
man. We goin' take care his little boy
an girl, so you not have to wolly about
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
Not Altogether Good.

Marion's aunt was a visitor at her
home and Marion was a much-admired
and petted little girl. In a burst OF
affection her aunt said one day:
Marion, you're such a good little
girl"
But the sturdy youngster replied:
Sometimes l am and sometimes
don't"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
Holding Him to His Word.

81 thought you said when we began
this case in court" said the lawyer,
that it wasn't the money you were
after, but the principle of the thing"
II did say that; but what of ir:"
do you still feel that way abe 1t
it?"
"Of course l do"
"Well, in that event, since we have
just won a splendid victory, I'll keep
the money the jury awarded you, and
you may have the verdict"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
Their Presence ExnIained.

The conversation in the lobby Of
Washington hotel turned to the glory
of golf, when the following anecdote
was recalled by Representative VIII
liam B. Charles Of rev York:
A rather choleric gentleman went
out to play for the second time on a
certain course. Evidently his fame
had preceded him, for at the drive-off
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22

While in London on holiday a Wis
itor went TO have look at the Thames.
There was a steam shovel at work out
in the river and he was standing
watching it. Suddenly he felt tap on
his shoulder and turned round to find
a son of Erin standing there.
Say" said he, isn't London won
derful place? Be CORY. now just look
at that thing goin' down there; now,
look at it, isn't that wonderful? But
say, old man, wouldn't want TO be the
cove at the bottom filling that thing
up, would ye7"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22

them, God. Excuse China cook for
talk so long, but we want to tell you
about Lew Antoine. Good-by. Amen
when we opened our eyes tran
quill smile smoothed out the wrinkles
in AntOne's face. He was with his
Maria"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add l o. Bay
Rum, small box of Barbo Compound,
and x OF. of glycerine. Any druggist can
put this up or you can mix it at home at
very little cost. Full directions for MAX
ing and use come in each box of Barbo
Compound. 1t will gradually darken
streaked, faded gray hair, and make it soft
and glossy. 1t will not color the scalp, is not
sticky or greasy, and does not rub off. Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
The Easiest Nav

The unsuccessful classic sculptor
gazed sadly at the masterpiece he had
just modelled in clay. Then he set
upon it with fists and stick, and made
of it shapeIess mass. Quoth he:
Zone can, by taking thought, add
cubist to his statuep
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22

health. | believe the Compound will
cure any female trouble. Mrs. ALICE
HELLER, Christopher, Ill.
Nervousness is often a symptom of
weakness or some functional derange-
ment, which may be overcome by this
famous root and. herb remedy, Lydia
thousands of women have found by
experience.
If complications exist, write Lydia E.
Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass, for
suggestions in regard to your ailment.
The result of its long experience is
at your service.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
Clearly a Good Idea.

Charley" said young Mrs. Stitt. 81
bear that some of the politicians want
to efface party lines"
Il believe they do, my dear. but why
do you mention it,"
'Well, | hope they do. Having your
telephone ring every time a neighbor
puts in call is a perfect nuisance. 4"
Puck.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
HospirabIe. ANYWAY.

Two mine-layerS lay at anchor in n
quiet haven. 1t was tea-time, and the
crew of vessel y found that as re-
CARDS the staff of life" the cupboard
was bare" so they signaled across to
b, which was some distance off:
Have you any bread to spare, as we
have none aboard?"
No" flashed back the reply. "But
you can come across and hear our
gramophOne"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
Tales Out of School.

Willie Slimson-"My, but l thought
you were a great deal bigger than you
are" Featherstone-"W What gave you
such an idea. Willie?" why, sister
said that all you did was to take up
room. Life.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
rhrem His Money AWAY

The Subj paid dollar TO a PALM
ist yesterday. and she described you
exactly and said we should be married
within a month.
The Girl-How extrayagant you are
II could have told you that for moth
ing-London Oracle.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
Other Worlds to Conquer.

Clarice-I think, Clarence, we had
better move to another hotel.
Clarence-But dear, we are delight
fully situated here.
CIarice-I know, Clarence, but the
people here have seen all my gowns
The Lamb.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
Comfort Baby's Skin

When red, rough and itching with hot
baths of Cuticura Soap and touches of
Cuticura Ointment. This means sleep
for baby and rest for mother. For
free samples address, "Cuticura, Dept.
x, Boston" At druggists and by mail.
Soap %, Ointment % and 5O.-Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
NJ, Doubt.

These suffragists would never have
dared TO try t1eir tactics in Henry
Wis time"
'Of course. they wouldn't. He knew
how 10 get ahead of the women"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22
Success and Failure.

Success is generally due TO holding
on. and failure to letting go. 1t de-
ponds upon how much pluck and perse-
verence that word Decide" contains.
with time and patience the mulberry
leaf becomes satin."-Babcock.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1918-01-22

nervousness, a n q
was in a run down
condition. Two Of
our best doc tors
failed to do me any
good. l heard so
much about what
Lydia E. Pinkham' 9
V e G e t a BILE Com
pound had done for
others, l tried it
and was cured. l
am no longer ner-
vous, am regular,
n n IN ovoalIopf