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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26
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Scientific Facts.

5 The Siamese government has
consolidated a civil service col
lege and q medical school into
? a university TO provide instruc-
) ton in all the higher branches
of education.
A method for rebuilding worn
? out automobile tires and making
; them puncture proof with fabric
woven from thread and a vege-
table fiber has been invented by
a Californian.
, Oils obtained from Antarctic
! sea leopards, seals and penguins
have been tested by scientists in
London and found useful for
? soap and leather making and
) for heating purposes.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26
Murphy's Odd Idea.

Murphy's Odd Idea.
An officer on board warship was
drilling his men.
81 want every man to lie ON his back.
put his legs in the air, and move them
as if he were riding bicycle" he ex.
planned. "Now commence"
After a short effort one of the men
stopped.
"Why have you stopped, Murphy?'
asked the officer.
eff We Place sir" was the answer,
"Oi'm coasting."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26
A Successful Student.

"Will you give
me a cru st of
bread an a cup Of
water, mum?"
certainly, I'll
fix you up q nice
lunch. But why
didn't you ask for
something SUBJ
Stantial?"
"Pm a student
Of human nature.
It's mighty sell
dom I strikes any
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26
Eugless Breakfast Soon.

Pennsylvania, which has been taking
a census of its fowl population, finds
that it has 100000 less chickens than
q year ago. Three-fourths of the de-
crease is in laying hens.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26
Different.

NAB II near
that you are going
to m AIRY Jack
Swift. Congratu'
lationS.
Ethel-But I'm
not going to mar.
ry him.
Mab-Oh, then,
my sincere CON
CALCULATIONS.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26

About 90 per cent of Norway's dent
lists are, graduates Of American dental
colleges or have taken postgraduate
sOarses In the United States.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26
HUMOROUS

Those Amateur Musicians.
professor, how is my little daugh-
teri"
"Fine, Mr.. Sprechelnitz; she can
play the scale without sticking out her
tongue"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26
Just a Dream.

II dreamt dwelt in marble halls"
%Eh?"
"Fell asleep in the union depot
louisville Courier-Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26

Japan has superseded China as the
chief source of supply for tea used in
the United States.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26
Its Class.

Its Class.
'That rare feat you mention is o
paradOxical one"
Gin what way?"
cit is also well DONE"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26
No Seif-HeaIeI

"What has become Of that hypno
tist?'
"Had to quit hypnotizing. Putting
people to sleep wore down his nerves
and gave him insomnia"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26

body what's mean enough to give
me just a crust an a cup of wa
ter"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26
An nuar.rine rnmatn

An UVer.rlpe I OmatO
k1d other overrpe vegetables fruits often carse
very serious Bowel Trouble in hot weather. Check
1t as quickly as possible. Get bottle of GROVES
BABY BOWEL MEDICINE, q safe and snre remedy
3or summer Diarrhoeas. 1t Is just as effective fo'
Adults as for Children.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26

1t is proposed to uniform train crews
I'm khaki,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26
Sometimes a Safe Bet.

"Dubb says he'll run for senator"
"Bet he won't go faster than o
Walk."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26
Noisy.

us he patriotic?"
swell, he talks loud enough"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26

You get Groves Taseess chill Tonic in Tablet
form as well as Syrup the kind have always bought The
Tablets intended for those who prefer to swallow tablet
rather than syrup and convenience for those who travel
The tablets called GROVES chill TONIC TABLETS" and
contain exactly the medicinal properties and produce
acy the results Groves Tasess chill Tonic which
I'D in bottles The price of either is Coo.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1918-07-26
Ants in the Kitchen.

o-cc-c 90 1000
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
TRI- CITY SCHOOLS
TO HOLD DEBATING
CONTESTS FRIDAY

Each high school in the tri-citfes
Will hold a debating contest Fri
day evening on the question. RE
solved. that the government should
own and operate the railroads"
The Rock Island negative team,
composed OF Ida Gross, George
Adams and Roy Johnson, will de
bate with the affirmative team of
Moline, composed Of James Walk
er. Pierre Long and Albert Cramp-
ton at the local high school. The
Rock Island affirmative team com
posed OF Fryer McCollister, Francis
Dunn and Daniel Murphy, will de-
bate with the Davenport negative
team, composed OF Frederick Nord-
engren, Wilson SchoTey and Joseph
Blanchard at Davenport.
The Davenport affirmative team,
composed of Ralph Newhouse.
Philip Dietz and Alfred Vo1kens.
will debate at Moline with the Mo
line negative team, composed OF
Donavin Pare, Barbara Pare and
Eugene Johnson
All contests will take place at
the same time in each school and
on the same resolution.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
U-BOAT SUNK BY
BRITISH VESSEL:
CREW CAPTURED

London, Feb. 23.-CBy Mail y
The British destroyer Ariel recent
ly overpowered and destroyed a
German submarine and captured
eight of the crew. The Ariel was
on patrol duty when she got a re-
port of q submarine in northern
waters
Sighting the periscope of the sub
marine at a distance of nearly a
mile the Ariel made for the enemy
craft, firing as she approached. The
gunners made good and the peri
scope of the submarine was struck
fairly. Going at full speed, the
Ariel attempted to ram the German
submersible and passed right over
her. The submarine was damaged
and came to the surface.
Faced with destruction the crew
of the submarine attempted to use
their gun on the destroyer. After
two or three shots from the bow
gun of the Yarship, however, the
crew of the ULboat began to appear
on the deck with their hands above
their heads in token of surrender
Several boats were lowered and
eight men of the submarine crew
were rescued.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
SIx-DAY CAMPAIGN TO BE CARRIED ON
BY RED CROSS TO SECURE 5000 TONS
OF CLOTHES FOR DESTITUTE BELGIANS

with its existing elaborate system
of local organizations would be In
excellent situation to conduct this
clothing campaign for US. VIII you
lend the machinery Of this organi-
cation to collect for the commission
from the people OF the country. the
articles needed by it In its relief
work. Where our own local COM
mittees are still intact we should
prefer to give them the choice Of
carrying on the campaign in their
own localities. or working In CO.
operation with the Red Cross or OF
turning-it over entirely to the Red
Cross. From your repeated cor
dial offers OF cooperation Of the
American Red Cross In any char
table work of our commission,
have no doubt OF the answer you
will make to our present request.
Faithfully yours,
HERBERT c. HOOVER A"
Although this is not strictly food
administration business, It's organi-
cation has agreed to cooperate with
the Red Cross. The latter organi-
cation will have entire charge Of
collecting and shipping material
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
STATE WATERWAY
PROJECT DROPPED

Springfield, Ill-That immediate
construction OF the Illinois water
way from Lockport to La Sale.
linking the lakes and the gulf, is
impracticable for several reasons is
the conclusion reached positively
by Governor Lowden. It is con-
Cured in. it is said, by practically
all who have been pushing for a
wartime building program.
Considerations which, admins
tration spokesman say, led to this
conclusion, include: War time
shortage Of labor and materials, in
adequacy of present legislation, IT.
sufficiency Of funds, absence of pre-
paratory engineering work and
hostility of the war department.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
TOTAL $4,000
REACHED TODAY
Amount Is Soaring As Result of
Energetic Work OF the
Committees.

Last nights unofficial returns
brought the Patriots fund total up
10 the SI6O,000 mark, with pledges
being brought in steadily.
In the determination TO continue
the campaign until every dollar Of
the minimum mark set is pledged,
the various committees and teams
are strsining every effort to this
end. and are working with a vim
and energy that will, without a
doubt. carry the fund over the
mark The residence section is
being canyassed and when the drive
IS over there will be very few citi-
zens Of Rock Island who have not
been approached. A meeting of
the workers was held today and
late yesterday Afternoon at the
Rock Island club. and II was de-
Cfded that no official returns would
be called for until the latter part
of the week.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13

beginning Monday and ending
Saturday OF next week. six day
nationwide campaign will be car
RED on by the Red Cross and the
commission for relief in Belgium to
secure a minimum quantity of 5000
tons Of clothes for the destitute
people of Belgium and occupied
portions of northern France. At
the request OF Herbert Hoover,
chairman of the commission for re-
lief in Belgium, H. p. Dawson.
chairman of the Red Cross organi-
zation for collecting the needed
clothing. The donations will be
shipped at once to the Atlantic sea-
board and sent overseas for cts-
tribution. Mr.. Hooyer's letter to
MIR. Dawson outlining the Belgian
situation and asking for Red Cross
assistance follows:
My dear Mr.. Dawson: The prac-
tical entire exhaustion of clothing,
shoes and leather in occupied Bel
GUM and northern France, and the
shortage of these necessities in the
worlds markets are making 1t in
creasingly difficult for the commits
sion for relief in Belgium to keep
clothed and shod, the unfortunate
people of these occupied territories
In addition to new material we
need gifts of used or surplus cloth
ing and shoes, blankets, f1annels,
cloth, ETC., in large quantities from
the people of the United States. AS
the commission allowed most of its
local committees scattered over the
United States to disband because of
the financial arrangement made
last June with our government, 1t
occurs to me that the Red Cross
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
Miss Nettie Thorpe.

Miss Nettie Thorpe, Thirty-fourth
avenue and Ninth street, died this
morning at o'clock, following a
lingering illness. Miss Thorps was
born IN Lucas. Iowa, Jan. 80, 1881.
and had been a resident of this city
for the last seven years. Surviving
are her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Frank
Thorpe, one daughter Gertrude, two
sisters, Alberta and Anna, both of
Rock Island. four brothers, Edward
of Milcher. Iowa, Charles of Abba,
Iowa, and William II. and Raymond
F., both OF this city Funeral ar
rangements will be announ ced
later.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
PERSONAL POINTS

Sarah. 15-year-old daughter Of
MIR. and Mrs. L. Nj. Totten. 905
Twenty-first street. who was op-
Grated on at ST. Anthony's hospital
Monday for appendicitis, is re-
ported to be recovering nicely from
the effects.
Mr.. and Mrs. Victor G. Beck. 1929
Twenty-ninth street, announce the
arrival of a baby daughter this
morning. born at the Moline Luth-
eran hospital. The mother before
her marriage was Miss Anna Mag
erkurth.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
NEWSPAPER MEN TO
HEAR COMMANDANT

Colonel Leroy T. Hillman, COM
mandant at Rock Island arsenal,
has accepted an invitation to ad-
dress the Tri-City Press club upon
the occasion of its monthly dinner.
which will be held at the Manufac-
turers' hotel in Moline at $50 next
Tuesday night This is the first
appearance of Colonel Hillman be-
fore the tri-city organization since
he took up his new duties as sue
cessor to Colonel G. W. Burr, and
it is anticipated that he will be
greeted by a large number of
newspaper men.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
CREEL ATTACKS
CASUALTY LIST
Chairman Of Public Infornan.
Committee Sends Protest n
Wilson On New Plan.

Washington, March 10. a..
man George Creel Of Ii, eorn,
tee on public Information. sss, ,
written protest today to Prs.,a.-,
Wilson against the war ds,..,
ment's new polly Of withbola,..
the addresses OF soldiers La g,,,,
out casualty lists. The comm,,,.'
has refused to han1le for tbs =.
partments the lists as now ls,..'
on the grounds that they are v.I
ueless to the newspapers AM ~.
public.
President Wilson is studvinv n.
question from all its angles I'M \
expected to come TO no dec,s,.-
until a full report is received fro.
General Pershing, WIN has No.
asked for further Formation "
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
Henry De V0ss.

Henry De voss, 1850 Forty-sec-
ond street, died late yesterday at
St. Anthony's hospital, following an
illness of two weeks. Death was
due to liver trouble. The deceased
was born in Belgium Aug. 26, 1868,
and came to this country 20 years
ago. locating in Rock Island, where
he resided until death. Mr.. De Voss
had for the last II years been en-
pioyed as truck driver at Rock Is
land arsenal Besides the widow,
he leaves one daughter, Mrs. B.
Rogers. and one son Frank, both of
this city. Funeral services will be
held at ST. Paul's Catholic church
at 9 o'clock Friday morning. Faith
er Alfonz Van Wyngaert. pastor,
will officiate. Interment will be in
Calvary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
Obituary
Mrs. Alice Dumbeck.

Mrs. Bertha Hoffman. 1908 TWEEN
tieth street, has received word or
the death Of Mrs. Alice Dumbeck,
wife of her brother. Rudolph Dunn
beck, which occurred at Salt Lake
City, March g. Burial took place
at Salt Lake City Sunday. Mr..
Dumbeck was a resident of Rock
Island for many years and his wife
visited here on several occasions
and made many friends who will
regret 20 learn OF her demise. The
husband is the only immediate sur
vivor.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
DIDN'T SKID.

In regards to the accident which
occurred Saturday night at Four
teenth avenue and Forty-second
street between an Elm street car
and an automobile truck owned by
the Markee Coal company of Moline
the motorman claims that the truck
did not skid. He says that the
driver was not watching and drove
into the trolley before he knew
that the street car was ahead.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
Funeral of Henry Hohenboken.

Funeral services for the late
Henry Hohenboken of Colona,
whose body was found in Green
river several days ago, were held
yesterday morning at 10 o'clock at
the home and at 2 o'clock in the
afternoon at the Methodist church
of CoIona. Rev. D. S. Andrewartha,
pastor of Spencer Memorial Meth
odist church Of this city, officiated.
Interment was in Dayton cemetery
Mr.. Hohenboken was born in
Gruppenhuhren, Ardenburg, Ger
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
GTLLS SAVE STEAMER.

LOndon.-HOw five seagulls were
the means of saving a steamer
from destruction was related by
the pilot of the steamer on arrival
at an English port. He noticed
five gulls perched on a dark OBJ
ject which was bobbing up Just
ahead of the vessel. Closer exam
lnation revealed that a seagull was
sitting on each of the five prong5
of a floating mine and there was
Just time to alter the vessel
course and prevent a disaster.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13

many, Aug. 22, 1871, and came TO
tho United States at the age OF 10
years. He located in Colona. where
he made his home with an uncle
and aunt, Mr.. and Mrs. John Klat-
tenhoff. On Dec. 8. 1917. he WAS
united in marriage to Miss Fannie
Reiling of Port Byron, who sur
wives him. Besides the widow, he
leaves one brother DIETRICH of Rock
Island. and a mother and brother in
Germany.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
4TAKE A BABY IN YOUR HINT,

Cleveland, Ohio.-"Take a baS,
into your home TO show your ~,
riotism." This slogan was adob,sA
by Miss Charlotte Ludwig, chile, n
the bureau Of public nursing h
connection with an effort BY h.
and the Cleveland Humane society
TO find temporary homes for IA
babies ranging in age from oue n
six years, and whose fathers ha,,
entered the military service. M
"adoptions" usually are limited h
few months. but families M
quently become attached to a.
little ones and arrange for thsI,
permanent adoption.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
Mrs, WiIhelmina K0epke.

Mrs. Wilhelmina >Koepke, aged 81
years, passed away at her home,
2714 Eighth avenue, last night at
u o'clock. The deceased was born
In Germany Feb. l, 1887. Funeral
services will be held at the late
home Friday afternoon at o'clock
and at 2:3O at the Evangelical
Church of Peace. Rev. Fred ]. Rolf
will off1ciate Interment will be in
Chippiannock.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13

Two Thousand, One Hundred and
Seventy-three (2173) Sample Hand
kerchiefs, in nearly every pattern and
design which makes up a complete
handkerchief stock. Hemstitched
handkerchiefs with embroidered cor
ners, all white-some with colored
embroidered corners; embroidered
Linweave handkerchiefs; all pure lin
en- hankerchiefs; looped edge and
lace edged; Toxic silk and crepe de
chine handkerchiefs; all pure linen
handkerchiefs with Venetian edge:
colored handkerchiefs; sheer hand
kerchiefs, soft finished lawn handker-
chiefs, ETC., etc.
Beginning at 9 o'clock Thursday
customers may choose from these
handkerchiefs, this way:
IOc Handkerchief for Sc
I5c handkerchief for &c.
25c Handkerchief for I5c.
SOC Handkerchief for Csc.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
Funeral of G. Albert Johnson.

Funeral services for the late G.
Albert johnson were held at the
home, 925 Fourteenth and-a-half
street, this afternoon. Rev. Fred J.
Rolf, pastor of the Evangelical
Church of Peace, officiated. Inter-
ment was in Chippiannock. Neph-
ews acted as bearers. The cortege
was by auto.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
Funeral of Archie Knucvfls.

Funeral services for the late
Archie Knucvils were held at the
Wheelan undertaking parlors this
morning at $3.50 and at o'clock at
st. Paul's Catholic church. Father
Alfonz Van Wyngaert, pastor, Off
ciated. Interment was in Calvary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13

Sample Towels and Made-Up Linens:
Cotton and all pure linen huck tow
els; Turkish bath towels in pairs,
white or with fancy coIored borders;
Turkish towels, guest size, in plain
and fancy border; lace trimmed
dresser scarfs, some with all linen
centers; lunch cloths, mercerized and
all pure linen; real hand embroidered
all linen Madeira napkins; all linen
napkin cases; hand embroidered all
linen pin cushion cases; Japanese
doiIies and scarfs; cotton, mercerized
and all linen napkins; and so on,
through a long list of odd sample
pieces.
These sample linens go on sale
Thursday at 9 o'clock, priced as fol-
lows:
Zoe Ualues for 7c SOC ua!ues for 34c
I5c UGlues for lOc ze. aju. ex en-.
25c palues for I7c ''e OuiueS '0' QUO
35c OaIues for z4c 81 values for 75c
LUNCH CLOTHS.
$1.75 uaiue for SIPS 81 90 ooIue for 81 50
$500 UGlue for 81 so
ST. 50 UaIue for s.. rs $3.50 OaIue for So SO
DRESSER SCARFS
75c Ualue for soc $500 Ualue for 81. so
$50 o0lue for 81 90
rs Ualue for 81. Is N.5O Oafue for 81 90
All Linen Hand Embroidered Madeira Napkins
SI.OO Uoiue 75c each.
75c Uolue Csc each.
Csc Uaiue Soc each.
Hand Embroidered All Linen Pin Cushion Covers
$3.50 value for $3.50
Japanese Doilies.
f5c Uafue for IOc. 1Oc U0iIre for Sc
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
ASKS HONOR FOR
YANKS' HEROISM
Member of British House of COM
mons Wants Recognition OF
American Deed at Sea.

London, March 13.--Sir ]. Fortes-
cue Flannery, member for the NAL
don division of Essex. announced
this morning chat he would call the
attention of the first lord OF the adj
miralty today in the house Of COM
mons TO the remarkable heroism
and seamanship displayed by the
American crew of the destroyer
Parker in rescuing nine survivors
including the unconscious navigat-
ing officer of the hospital ship
Glenare Castle, sunk in the Bristol
channel late in February.
The member said he would sug-
gest that the admiralty suitably
recognize the skill of the naviga-
tor of the Parker and the gallantry
of the eight American sailors who
jumped into the sea and swan to
the rescue of survivors on RATS and
wreckage.
The Glenart Castle sank at 4 in
the morning of Feb. IS. The de,
stroyer, although far distant. pick
ed up a wireless message and hur-
ried to the scene, where she search
ed the choppy sea for survivors.
The first one was sighted at l
o'clock in the afternoon-a lone
man on a raft.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13

The official report of the sinking
of the Glenart Castle on which it is
estimated 1853 persons lost their
lives, announced that survivors
had been landed by an American
torpedo boat destroyer, the name
of which was not given.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13

lincoln" coffee, 3 lbs.
for 500.
LenOx laundry soap, 4
bars for 21c.
California dried april
cots, 26c ID.
Fresh soda crackers, .
lbs. for $50.
Onion sets, red or yeI-
low f21te at.
Garden seeds, all sorta,
q cent q packet, lie.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13
Groceries, Thursday:

4-sewed house brooms, one to
each, delivered if with other gro
ceries, 39c each.
Rye -four, 1912 lib. cloth sacks,
$1.49 sack.
Fresh country eggs, 37I2c dog.
Minnesota potatoes, 35c peck.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-03-13

Summer sausage, aac
ID.
Sandwich meat. sliced,
half pound for zoe.
Pork tenderloin, cook
ed. rolled firm and sliced
even, half pound for zoe.
"Crisco." better than
lard: 8 Id. can, csc.
Tuna fish. canned. two
sizes: 25e and Use
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1918-01-31
MArrs ERRONEOUS VIEW OF II.

the Daily Public Spirit OF Clearneld, Pa, find the
Afollowng editorial brief:
company advertlses In the Wilmington Delaware
Journal for bookkeeper, "A man. not subject to draft
or woman" Guess they want ono about 800 years old
Matt Savage IS editor OF tho Cearned Public Spirit
which is published In the Pennsylvania coal belt He
must have had breaker culm pile dust in his eyes
when be that advertisement endeavored apply
II to the local situation.
We have here In Wilmington many really handsome
and efficient bookkeepers who subject neither to
draft and they not 100 years old by any
OF means We have them who are brave enough
to regret that they not OF draft age and who are
cowardly enough TO shake and shver every time the
goldon-hared blue-eyed, peach-blow-cheeked, ruby
Tipped aiabaser-necked and nger-tapered typewriters
and stenographers make goo-goo eyes at them.
That the sort Of a bookkeeper that advertiser In
THE JOURNAL wanted; and we wish Matt Savage and
every other Savage from Point Hope Alaska Cape
Despair Switzerland Island including the hot belt be-
tween the Troplc Of Cancer and the Tropo Of Capricorn
to understand that the advertiser had foryseven
to that advertisement from men, not Of whom was
moro than sc years old. There many such In
Wilmington. and their presence here 10 depress
seriously the matrimonial section In the onco OF Regis
rar OF Vital Statistics Matt may understand the labor
situation Cearned. but his theories with respect to
bookkeepers In Wilmington wholly fallaoous