The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-06-12
Many Attractions Secured; Every One a
Feature; Dale is June 2l-22; Place
Sixth and ChicEasha
FIRST FIELD ARTILLERY
BAND TO BE ON JOB
Is Some" Organization; Was First Band
in Field Artillery; Recently Returned
From Hawaiian Islands

Some counties in Oklahoma have
barred carniyals for the duration OF
the war, but not Grady county. AT
least Grady has not put the ban on
the kind Of carnival that will be
staged here on Friday and Saturday
June q and 20, for this particular
brand OF amusement enterprise VIII
not take cent from the people that
otherwise might find its way into
Uncle SANS war chest. On the 9th
er hand, it win pour q goodly quan-
tity of sheckles into the old strong
box, the contents OF which are devot-
cd to licking the Hun.
First and foremost, let's get the
mere factss out of the way and then
go on with the show. This carnival
is to be a w. S. S. enterprise and is
being staged by the authority of the
Grady county War Savings Stamp
organization Il is to be an affair
where folks spend money not to see
A. 20 glimmcring, departing hence
nkyer to return, for d moment Of al
iti,ed entertainment, but where they
spend it, get real entertainment and
eventually get more back than they
invested in the evenings pleasure.
ATTRACTIONS Billed.
That seems fair enough and even q
J. Rufus Wallingford could not de-
wise scheme that listened any more
attractive. It's going to be done
like unto this: Gather up closely
friends.) There will be numerous
attractions erected on the lot
Among them will be Natures Great
est Marvel-A Twoheaded Calf with
the heads where the tail should be.
The sight of lifetime, ladies and
gentlemen and worth going miles to
see. Also. there will be on exhibit
the Horrible Example man
who refused to buy Thrift Stamp
If will be worth a million for real
patriot to gaze upon the mangled
remains. Then again, there is the
Bull Pen" offered for the approval
of the public. It's nature has not as
vet been disclosed, but it is a guar
anteed attraction But why reelte
through the list further? This space
is worth a dollar and a quarter an
inch, so let's put on the soft peda
before the boss puts on his pair o.
hob-nailed shoes But before leav
ing the attractions, let it be state
that "The First Nail Will Be Driver
at . o'clock" Take tip and don
miss it. This is not a nail driving
contest of the old school where fai
4 ladies' were won't to participate
Whereby bruising their dainty and be
ieweled fingers. Every stroke a
the nails are driven, will sink hom
solid blow for Uncle Sam in hi
fight with the kaiser Just remem
Der tnaI hS riibt AN"i' WI y
Driven at 9 o'clock" and for the lov
of Mike, be there.
The above constitutes parti'
list of the attractions. To this lis
must be added the we'll known pin
lemonade stand, the ice cream boot
and what not, where sweltering h
manity may slake long sufferin
thirst. The public will be require
to spend real money at these show
but for every two-bit piece expeude
they will receive a Thrift STAN
The carnival grounds are sixi
street between Chickasha and Ia
sas avenue.
Oh, 5oyl Some Band!
Those are the show shops tn
will get the jits. but the best, ladi
and gentlemen, is free, without mo
ey and without price It is a ban
better band than any carnival ev
supported and one that has play
4 programs Of classical and jazz tun