The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-08-03

ioks, because -there-He is"
He pulled himssif half erect with y
grinding Jerk aud brought his hand Lp
10 the salute. and answered an unseen
inquiaitor.
"Ons OF She English, sir q bad
record. perhaps but tried 10 do my
Job
Then ne dropped back and SLOWLY
stiffened. and Captain Kettle took ON
hlp hat.
In the meanwhile Monsieur JOSEPH
Munm OF LouvRin was having trouble
with hts wife. Madam, Joseph. who
always prided herself on being bien
chaussee. natly declined 20 run. Indeed
In her absurd. high hesled shoes run
ming was an impossibility but she had
not ths honesty TO admit this She said
running Mas undisnihed. and Joseph
should have told her earlier that the
u~nspeaksble Bcches were so near and
that he had m~ismanaged Things as
usual. and how she could have brought
herself 20 marry such q man was more
thai she could then imagine.
Joseph. however. loved her. n re-
, fused 60 bs rufNed
They came at last 20 the battered
brewery. and were welcomed by the
war-worn rubalteru.
"Hullo Joseph" satd the subaltern
N his best English. so here you are
sssin as bright and bonuy as ever.
M no holes In you Aud this Is
Madame7 ! told our friend. the asrI-
culturist. shed turn out 10 be =
beauty"
No spik Englisch."
4 know YOU don't. my tulip. or !
wouldn't be So free with my compli-
ments. Madame, I'm very sure you
have your reasons for strafering
Joseph. and giving me the glad eye
hat I've a girl az my own at home
and another out here. and | can't be
true 10 q third. III. beginning 60 look
as ~ our friend the nobleman who
stole my mask isn't coming back But
II lie does. YOU turn your eyes on TO
him. Hes the little man FOR the ladies
bet n Dot %, lam. Aud by the Lord.
here he IL. and none the worse"
Captain Kettle took IN his hat with
stiffness. and looked annoyed.
Cheer up. Sir owen said the sub
alt-rn pleasantly. H-lg .um
hut Mndsmec got q smile left. and
told her not 10 waste them ON me-. she
was to save all up for YOU. Here Get
tu ground quick. Shell coming
Thereafter for the space ~ forty ave
minute high explosive shells sang
through the nIght and smashed the ~
mains ~ the brewery 10 dust ana ek-
pludiug shrupnel spat over " spite
'uIIf captain h"i'le 'ohghed "heh
,vdd.ie 'apor mixed itself win ME-
.lgsr smoke, and talked iahhit sh"otl1r
WIN ths suhhitefh Madame Joseph
'gled Kettle. MA poor Joseph WINGED
'i each Sh"'h of the exploding shells
,"" ''"'" ~ We "'"'I 'n"~ ~,
""S nv " D." H'''' "'''.n N"'
W. "'''"''"s ~ "
'',''"'" ""'"' NV 'N" q" MS WIZ
',"" "" '''''
S"pI"s" Ivy w" way sald th'
''",'o'"' "" nun com" out iei'
'"v 49, III '"' '"'"s an" d.
''",
So ,"e "n''' s"''"' -
"" "'u "''k'"" "''"""
'"' S',P ,"'" ""l OF me '"u"''s
!" ""N' S"''N ." " NoIhs al nome
~" men ! was "'t"r NNed IN mat it'''
'"NH N''fe You we're Inn
morning IA couldn't ma ms o
- "u''"s
s..r,., ,., ~,
-,
.','" w ''' r'N"' "'ts ,n"usu : a
gu "' WI" TOY D" TWIN nv S"o''
'"F N'"i''''
NH, ,' 80" 80 n M'is,nhs wa
80 ' "'"''' o."
.'N ~ "uNnt "sN " u" "a
-" '"' ou' -" ""'
~" "'"'" w "''"" '"se
,""e TOT s"H'N =" 'he h"At 'r"'i
Eusl,ud sonetlm, 10 Ions
- -
. A.. -, ha -
.. a., $50
' a, '.sr N" ~
49,.
'"Nc 10
"" " Nv '''"s
~ 20 So '"''e' 'hu see
= So '"'' A'r'ss hrlhe'
'' """' -" u" ''n'"h''eT clsi
-. ,'"'H " "eS" 10
90" '''fis va" ~
-, =" 'o"e "'r
s1au. Oh, IS "'s'N h"h'Ii
! v.n -. ~. on "''ou'
S""'s
e M"hs'rN' S".d Joseph Mumi
e. '.A'h ''""' ana captain k"'ts Ner
a. . NN .N . LA al NL-#LA #HHa