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Evening journal., 1918-04-26
NEWS HAPPENINGS
EEOUT new Castle
Examinations for Teachers
Certificates to be Held in
Wilmington on Saturday
LIBERTY LOAN
DRIVE TOMORROW

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL.
NEW CASTLE. Del. April 26.-HarrY
Proud who was seriously injured on
Wednesday afternoon at the Baldt steel
Company. was brought home last night
from the Delaware Hospital.
The funeral Of Charles B. Moore, who
died Tuesday evening Of pneumonia.
was held last night from the Lome OF
the parents. No. sc West Third street.
The body was sent to Clayton, n. j.,
for burial.
DR.. 2. L. Cross, county school super
lntendcnt, announces that blank forms
are being sent TO teachers throughout
the state for use for pupils who will
appear at the examination on May 4
These examinations will be held 10 all
recognized high schools in the state.
The fnal examination FOR white
teachers Will be held on Saturday In the
county superintendent oflce In the
County Building.
To the delight OF the shad lovers Of
New Castle the question Of price has
been fixed The rates as agreed upon
between the food commissioner and
local authorities is % cents per pound
for buck shad and 30 cents per pounc
for roe
The Liberty Loan drive committe,
will leave the New Castle Court Housl
tomorrow at 10 o'clock in automobiles
going IN pairs The route will include
the touring Of the hundred. and viii
plan to see every one with the hope O.
securing sales. On the.return OF the com
mittee 10 New Castle there will b,
speaking in front Of the Court House
/ The speakers for the occasion will b.
/ General James II. Wilson, Mrs. Henr!
| b. Thompson and the Rev. S. B Wylie
Mr.. Broch, Of New York City, whC
will teach stenogaphy in the business
school which Or. Cross and Mr.. Kistle
will open on next Monday, in Whining
ton, was in New Castle yesterday. Mr.
/ Broch comes directly from Bridgeport
Conn where he has been teaching
/ II d. Edwards, formerly an employ
Of Bethl hem Steel Company, OF New
Castle. has accepted a position as ord
nance inspector.
Evening journal., 1918-04-26
House Votes Fer
Draft EXTENSION
New Act to Require Youths
TO Register When They
Reach Fl
THEY GO TO
aL FOOT OF THE LIST

WASHINGTON April 96.-The House
passd in amended form yesterday the
Senate bill requiring that all male citl-
zens OF the United States who have at
tained the age Of q years since June
3, 1917. the day on which registration
became effective under the selectlve
draft act shall be registered for mill
tary service. BY a vote Of 40 to 81
the House adopted an amendment by
Representative Hull la providing:
That those persons under the provi-
sions Of this act shall be placed at the
bottom Of the classes 10 which they
are assigned under the proclamation
Of the President"
Under the principal section Of the
bill, which was approved 10 d letter
from Secretary Baker to the House
Military Committee, it Is prov ided
THAT during the present emergency
all male PERSONS citizens Of the United
states and all male persons residing In
the United States who have since the
9th day Of June. 1917. and on or before
the day set for the registration by
proclamation by the President attained
the age Of q years shall be subject
TO registration in accordance with
regulations to be prescribed by the
President and that upon proclamation
by the President stating the time and
place OF such registration it shall De-
the duty Of all such persons. except
such persons as are exempt from
registration under the act Of May IS
1917, and any act or acts amendatory
thereof, to present themselves for and
submit 10 registration under the pro-
visions Of said act. and they shall be
registered In the same manner and sub
ject TO the same requirements and LA
bilities as those previously registered
under The terms OF said act.r
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FRENCH AVIATOR ON
45O-MILE AIR TRIP

Major George Tulasne. the famous
French aviator. was the pilot Of The
plane which passed over this city at
f. 20 O'Clock Wednesday afternoon go
ing south and again the same after
noon at ; o'clock bound north. The
trip was from New York TO Washing
ton and return. Major Tulasne cover
ed the round trip. a distance Of 450
miles In nine hours, including landings.
or maintaining a speed OF 90 miles an
hour. He left Mneola Wednesday
morning 40 Q o'clock and was safely
landed at the same field at 6 o'clock in
the evening.
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nEGIeIEn,s n,lnEn

EsTATE or MARY ANN STEwART.
II DECEASED.
Notice Is hereby given that Letters Of
Administration. upon the estate Of Mary
Ann Stewart late OF Wilmington Hun
dred deceased, were duly grnnted unto
March, A. -. 1913. and all persons IN
debted 20 the said deceased are reqrested
10 make payment 20 the Administrator.
without delay, and AT persons having de-
manda against the deceased are required
10 exhibit and present the same duly pro-
hated TO the said Administrator. on or be-
fore the sixth day Of March, A. ID. 1919, or
abide by tho law in this behalf
HAMILTON STEWART.
Administrator.
Address Sylvester -. Townsend r.
ESQ., Attorney-at- law, Ford Bldg VII
mington. Del. apriO-e0d-ot
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PROPOSALS

DRoPos1Ls. ADDRESSED TO THE
Il President Of the Levy Court, marked
Proposals for Road Oils. Asphaits and
Tars" Room t33 County Building, viii
minEtOn. Delaware, will be received untu
- o'clock noon, Tuesday, April 30th,
i0is for Road Oils Asphalts and Tars. By
the Gallon. 4. o. p. plant or factory.
the Office Of the County Engineer Each
bid shall be accompanied BY a certified
check for 500 The right 70 reject any OF
all bids Is reserved.
JAMES WILSON
nnr2f-2t County Engineer
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WANT MANY TO HELP
MAKE COMFORT RAGS

An urgent call is sent out from the
headquarters Of the Red Cross in this
city, the Old City Hall. for helpers to
make comfort bags. At this time when
so many boys are leaving for camps, the
call has come from the Philadelphia
division for help from her chapters.
Three thousand bags are wanted as soon
as possible. The boys who left for
Camp Dix today were all fltted out with
bags made by the Delaware Chapter Of
the Red Cross, but more are needed.
su=
The foulard toque with streaniers OF
maline IS used for dressy occasions.
Evening journal., 1918-04-26

8. Last year there was no day set apart
for Farmers Day during Commence
ment week because OF the conditions al.
that time. This year the occcsion viii
have a patriotic bearing with the idea
Of advocating Increased food production.
Speakers and other plans for the day
will be announced In a short time.
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FARMERS DAY. THIS
YEAR ON JUNE s
Special 10 TIE EVENING JoURNAL

oiclidi 10 lib LN LNllNb JbAiNNAl4.
NEWARK. April 26.-Farmors' nay
FOR many years one OF the features Of
the Delaware College Commencement
week is to compose a part OF the pro-
gram for commencement again this
year. While all the details have not
been decided on by the agricultural
department Of the college. Farmers'
Day will be observed on Saturday, June
Evening journal., 1918-04-26

Domestics. cooks and Mattresses
will nnd excellent rosltions at good
wages by watching the daily Want
Ads
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MEDICAL
The New Science of Healing

The New Science of Healing
Carry ont the principles OF the genuine,
natural cure as pracrised offers splendid
results OF those seeking relief frem chronic
ailments, such NJ rheumatism, paraiytic
lnneneHs, diabetes, stomach troubles and
other diseases whom drugs failed 70 cure.
Results guaranteed. Madame Brohnmmer.
Phone 4ina-I arkl3-2dL
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ATLANTIC.CITYNJ.
FOR RI iENLTH
RBcREATfON a PLEASURE
Hotel New Clarion

Kentucky Ave. second house from
Bench. Open oil year. Elevator, private
baths and running water. Favoritc At
lunuc city Hotel for Wilmington tourists.
Garage. 5. X. BONlfACE-
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VXTANTED-AUTO PARTS. ALL MAKES.
w new. second hand springs, wheels
tires tubes. Adams Garage, No 500 Adams
81. Garage Phone 4fi2W. april-iyr.
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A UTOMOBILE-MER 2-PASSEN-
~ ger Roadster. 1913. In good condition
overhauled Apply Tourist Garage, Adami
street and Delaware Ave. npr2f-dt
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TOR CHALMERS. 1917 MODEL
II seven passenger: nrst-class condition
price $500. Address $50, Evening Journal
once npr23-it
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Very plain frocks have collar and
CUTS Of brilliant silk
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lnNE G-CYLlNDER. 5-PAssENGER
| ~ valve-head car; hrst-class shape,
cheap Apply =. Hutter, No. West Ihir-
tieth st. apr2i-5t
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TOR OVERLAND CLOSED DE-
II livery truck recently overhaulcd and
painted with -four four nsw ,oe shoes A esrEain
lor Sc. apr2l-at
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VvULCANIZING-JUs GIVE US A
' trial We know how. Glad 30 quote
prices. rhomns 7. Farley Son, No. -
East Fourth St aprlj-u'
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1O1z FORD ROADSTER AND TOUR
lOlt ing car; excellent condition.
A bargain 20 quick cash buyer. Morris
podolsky, No. sol W. Ninth 81. apr25-lyr.
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A UTOMOBILH - sTEARS KNIGHT
~ 1917. chummy roadster, been run only
1000 miles Four-cyllnder. Good rs new
Three extra tires. Apply No. 7ib King
ST. l.. Weldin. hpr25-ft.
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Wilson Line
PASSENGERS AND FREIGHT.
Wilmington Philadelphia Route.

Wilmington adelphia Route.
Daily Except saturdays and Sundaya
Leave Wilmington, Fourth Street
Wharf, and philadelphia, Chestnut Street
Wharf al 500 A. n, II o'clock noon and
AIS T.. NJ.
Saturdays and Sundays Only.
Leave Wilmington. Fourth Street
Wharf and Philadelphia Chestnut Street
Wharf. at 75o and 1880 A. A., l3o. AIS
and 100 Z. NJ
All boats stop at Pennsgroye end Chez
WILAfINGTON- N-PENNSGROvE ROUTE
Leave Wilmington at $50. 700. 500.
900. 1000. 100. u o'clock noon, 100
200. 500, 4O0, 500, 600. 500. lo0o and
1900 p. ~.
Leave Pennsgrove At tbs. 500. aoo
1000, 100 A NJ - o'clock noon, 100
2i5, 500, 400. 800. 6o0, f.oo aon. ulss
p. n. 12S A n
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XTULCANIzING-wE FIX YOUR TIRES
Rubber Co. No. IA shipieT St apris-iyr
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NON-PARTIsAN LEAGUE
TO BUY LIBERTY BONDS.

At a meeting OF the Voters Nom
Partisan League, at headquarters, No.
b0i Market street. last night, plans for
The state campaign We're discussed. The
league headquarters will be open every
day TO members, it vase decided, and
It is proposed 10 install a phonogaph
snd p o, ,.d' entertainment for visitors
Another banquet is planned for the
near future. A communication was
received from John S. Rossell. State
Chairman Of the Liberty Loan Com
mttee. asking the members 10 use
their influence in behalf Of the Liberty
Loan The members promised Mr.
Rossell to cooperate in every way with
the state committee in behalf OF tho
loan. It was voted to use a portion Of
the funds Of the treasury for the pur-
chase Of Liberty Bonds for the League
Agents commission men and hond
Evening journal., 1918-04-26

TOR SALE - LEXINGTON CHUBl
II Roadster. converted Sedan and one
Lexington Touring. 1917 models. used
very little. Bargain. Economy Garage
No. 007 Walnut st. npri7-1m.
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~ PER CENT. SAVED on FACTORY
4 ~ surplus tires; all standard
makes Rubber hose. and 10 cents per
foot Millers. No. 40 Market St. u. a A.
aso5-W. npr22-im.
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NOR sALE-FORD TOURING CAR
II good condition. No. 4O5 W. Thirty
hrst street. npr2o-dt-
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AT those two certain tracts of land. uffu-
ate In Christina hundred aforesaid. on
which the plant and property n the said
The National Table Waters Company =
located and built, with the buildings. ma
chinery, tools and appliances therein, con-
taining together about eleven acres Of land.
more or less.
For detailed description BY metcs and
bounds. see the order OF the Chancellor
above referred to, now OF record IN the
Office of the Register In Chancery, for New
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No the plant Of The National Table Waters
Company. near Brandywine Springs, Chris
tiana Hundred. New Cact'e county. Della
ware, the following described real estate
and personal property OF the said The Ma
NOunl Table Waters Company tO-Wif -
ID alrIrr
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EORD AUTO TRUCK FOR SALE,
II FIRST class condition. Apply Lewis
Turner. No. $50 King ST. april-u
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Agents, commission men and bond
salesmen should study the Want Ads
FOR new opportunities during the com
ing week.
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HOUSE PAINTING.
AUTOMOBILES

EoRD TOURING. FINE CONDITION
II just painted tires like new. Sa20. Bell
6lt-M, evenings apr26-ft
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DECEIVERS SALE OF REAL AND
IL PERSONAL PROPERTY.
BY virtue OF an order Of the Chancellor.
or the State OF Delaware, made the eighth
day of April, A. u. 1918, VIII be exposed
20 sale a. public auction or venduo.
ON TUESDAY. NAY TrH. 1919
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WE BUY OLD GOLD. SILVER, PLAT
W mum. n. r. Davis, No. 0 r. Second
81. apr23-1yr.
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A UTOMOBILEs-FORD ROADSTER
~ good condition. 1918 model Also one
Ford touring car, excellent condition.
extra good tires 1917 model. Diamond
State Automobile Co. N0s. St5-i7-2l Tat
nall street. npr2J-tf
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CEND Us YOUR OLD TIRES. NO MAT
- ter what condition they are IN. You
viii not recognize them. We also special
lze Ia vulcanizlng Work guaranteed
Empire Double Tread Co, No. So3 Ship
leg street npri5-1yr.
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HIGHEST PRICE PAID FOR
II clothes. Harriet r. Fisher. No. 520
Poplar ST. Phone 4127-J. apr26-1yr.
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no YOU NEED NEW ROOF on
~ your garage Phone 4sis-W. VIM.
C. Beaumont No. 8i7 Poplar 81. aprl3-tf
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NNTANTED-MEN. WOMEN AND chill
w dren nf Delaware 20 contribute to
our Boys In France Tobacco Fund" 2Sc
sends one carton: 81 sends four Use cou-
Don In tsdays Journal augi3-u
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USED CARS
WANTED

XXTANTED-DEssMAKING 40. i29
w W. Fifth 81. apr2f-St
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pERSONAT pNOprnTY'

lone No 4Os-8 Compartment Vols
Soaker. / No. $40 Dhle Brush Convcyor;
auto loading attachment: motor and
bracket. I 5f-in Diameter Rotary Dis
tributing Table: I 10 n. carry-aii and
Motor. No. 10000, 20 II. r. 20 y. 60c. for
Soaker
2-One Pierce-Arrow Automobile Truch
An Machinery. Tools, Appliances,
ONCE Furniture and Fixtures Bottled
nrouNrfV
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DAGS. NEWSPAPERS, METALS. FUR
IL niture and all kinds Of junk, We pay
highest prices In Delaware H. Sloan, No
1O4 Madison St ID. 4 A. Phone 1851 /;
Auto. e0S6 apri7-iyr.
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DAY CASH FOR ALL KINDS or
Il scrap iron. metals, rags, newspapers.
etc. United Junk Co. No. 22l Orange 81
Auto. c552. aprl9-lyr.
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FURNITURE, STOVE, HOUSEHOLD.
Il goods etc New and second baud
highest cash price paid Ferber and Lond-
ner. No. 90 l.. Fourth St Bell 21i3-J.
aprlS2m
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XXTANTED-HIGHEsT CASH PRICES
w paid Tor furniture. carpets, rugs and
clothing. J. Sklut, Second and Tatnan
Sts. d. & A. 537S-I. apr15-tyr.
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TTuNTC an clTU

H fst-Au of the above described reai ano
personal property viii be offered AZ ons
lot AZ an entirety and tho highest and
hest bidder. therefor. viii be required TO
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VXyANTED-TO BUY USED FORB
w touring car and Ford Roadster
must be m go92a cenlitlon. STATE re, price
aprlO-eod-1m.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1918-04-12
one HUNDRED and One
GERMAN LIES NAILED
Kaiserites Busy in America
Spreading German
Propaganda.

German propagandists have been
busy since the entry Of the United
States into the war. Falsehoods Of
every character have been spread over
every section Of the country with the
idea Of abusing the confidence Of the
American people. So persistent has
been the circulation Of these carefully
moulded pro-German lies that an Off
cial exposure Of them has been issued
as 9 pamphlet entitled 1.-THE Kaiser
ite in America" by the committee on
public information, 8 Jackson Place,
Washington, D. c. A copy Of this
pamphlet may be had free If inquiry
will be directed to the committee.
Tales have been current about in
termed German prisoners being fed
five meals a day, about Red Cross
supplies being sold to shopkeepers by
dishonest officials, by criminal waste
Of food at training camps and many
other like falsehoods either designed
to discourage volunteer Red Cross
work and the loyal efforts of house,
keepers to save food or calculated to
create a troublesome distrust of the
government.
The circulation of these stories is
often due to the folly Of a citizen who
wishes to appear to have "inside in
formation" and who either innocently
or intentionally starts a lie that rapid
~ grows worse as it spreads. A col
lection of such lies and their refuta-
ton has been made by the St. Louis
Republic. A hundred of them are in
cluded in "The Kaiserite in America"
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WARTIME LEXICON.
"The Lingo of No Mans Land"

A%AAu6V Va Avn XN40lI . A01tA
Copyright, 1918, British-C Canadian
recruiting mission, which maintains
depots in all large cities where men,
except Americans may volunteer,.
Eschalon:
From the French, meaning any for
titled place. Used unfortunately in
reference to fortified positions, ammu-
milton dumps, batteries, pill-boxes, air
dromes, rail heads, etc. Thus the
press dispatches refer to allied av;a-
tors dropping bombs On enemy "es-
Chalons."
Shell holes. A common usage of
the word is in the phrase "c~onnecting
up sumps," that is, building trenches
quickly by digging. from one shell
hole to another.
Combination Trench:
In low, marshy ground, the trenches
cannot be dug deep because of the
water that soon fills them, so they are
usually dug about two feet deep, and
the walls are then built up Of sand
bags. As sand-bags are, less sub
stantial protection than ordinary earth
walls, the combination trench is more
usual as a communicating TRENCH"
or &C. T." than as fire trenches" fac
ing the enemy.
Blind Bay:
When the surveyed line of the
trenches is cut off by a marshy ground
or by a farm house with a marsh be-
hind it, or some other obstacle through
which trenches cannot be dug, and
No-Man's Land is too narrow to risk
digging out around the obstacle, the
trench is simply ended abruptly like
a blind alley, or in trench language it
becomes a "blind bay" Communicat.
ing trenches run behind the lines
around the obstruction, so that the
section is cut off from supplies or
support in case of attack" The marsh
constitutes a natural barrier more
effective than trenches, against enemy
attack.
An infantryman, so named, it is ex-
planned, from his big feet. Another
expression for doubh-boy.
Old Swattie:
An old soldier.
Gall0per:
A staff officer, particularly the gen.
erals aide de camp, so called because
usually seen by the soldiers riding at
a gallop. Only general staff officers
are mounted.
"Old Nam"
Universal term of affection for the
colonel of the regiment.
Irish Orchards"
Sixth Dragons of the British or.
my. At the battle of the Marine, only
sixty-nine men Of this regiment came
out Of the fight, of the 700 who went
into it.
Bomb.Proof:
A safe job; same as "cushy." That
these jobs r not always as safe as
they are said to be, is shown by ar
incident related by a Canadian ser
geant of a veteran of twenty years
service, who having been sent bach
to work on the ammunition dumps
front-iine trenches, was killed almos'
Immediately by an enemy shell thai
landed on the dump.
Doing-in:
Killing.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1918-04-12
ANOTHER MR.. FAIRBANKS.

Fred H. Carpenter, prominent lead
er in republican politics and owner of
a number of retail lumber yards
throughout Minnesota, the Dakotas
and Montana has found that there is a
Mr.. Fairbanks of fame in the II. S.
A., other than Charles Warren Fair
banks of Indiana.
Mr.. Carpenter was attending a
meeting Of the ninth district execu-
tive committee of the Liberty loan,
and arrived a little late, just in time
to hear q discussion about a Mr. Fair
banks, who, so he gathered, had prom
ised to come to the ninth district to
boost the Liberty loan. Those present
were talking about having Mr.. Fair
banks ride q wild horse up Nicollet
avenue, Minneapolis; climb a few
church steeples; jump over some bill
boards; rescue fair maideps in dis
tress; put pep into the four minute
men speakers; draw overflow crowds
at meetings and thrill and inspire the
northwest in general.
"Why," said Mr.. Carpenter, II
don't think you gentlemen know Mr..
Fairbanks. I happen to know him.
He is a very fine gentleman, but quite
dignifed and to tell you the truth
has the reputation of being some
thing of an iceberg as a public speak
er. His intimate friends like him i'm
mensely, but he never was known to
thrill an audience and l don't think
he will attempt any of the things you
suggest for him."
"Who you talking about?" asked
Joe Chapman, prominent Minneapolis
banker.
"Why, I am talking about Charles
Warren Fairbanks of Indiana, former
vice president of the U. S." said Mr..
Carpenter.
"But, we're talking about Doug
Fairbanks, the movie picture star"
responded Mr.. Carpenters fellow com.
mitteeman, and Mr.. Carpenter fled.
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However he was still able to see after
the explosion which indicates that he
has not lost his eyesight. He refuses
to consult a doctor although he is in a
serious condition.
This is another Ease in which it is
clearly demonstrated that it is a poor
policy to light a match near gasoline
as the fumes may ignite at any time
and inflict painful injury
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Space Donated by

match he attempted to look into the
tank with the result that a terrible ex-
plosion took place and Mr.. Berreth re-
ceived the full shock in the face and
on the neck and arms. Wednesday
Walter Markle came to Nashua for
medicine and he stated that the VIC
tim could not see out of either eye as
they were burned and blistered to
such an extent that both are shut.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1918-04-12

About somebody in Borneo
Who heard of a man who claimed to
know
OF a swell society female rake
whose mother -in-law will undertake
10 prove that her seventh husband
Has stated in a patriotic way
Ihat ne has a son who has a friend
Who knows just when the war will
end.-E. C. A.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1918-04-12
LIT MATCH TO INVESTIGATE
GASOLINE SUPPLY

William Berreth, who resides about
25 miles north of Nashua on.the res
ervation was the victim of a very
painful and serious accident on Tues
day of this week. Mr.. Berreth has a
gasoline blowing outfit and he be-
came curious to know how much gaso-
line he had in one tank. Lighting a
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1918-04-12

WHEN WILL THE WAR END?
Absolute knowledge l have none,
But my aunt's washerwoman's son
Heard a policeman on his beat
Say to a laborer on the street
That he had a letter just last week
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1918-04-12

Written in the finest Greek
From a Chinese coolie in Timbucto
Who said that the niggers in Cuba
knew
Of a colored man in a Texas town
Who got it straight from a circus
clown
That a mar in the Klondike heard the
news
From a bunch of South American
steWs
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1918-04-12

Butcher, spare that hen, touch not q
single feather; she's got to do her
layin' bit, all in this springtime wealth
er.
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Rumble Land and Abstract Co.

A friend says he knows twin BROTH.
ers who look so much alike they bor-
row money from each other and can't
tell which owes the other.