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The Nome daily nugget., 1918-01-05

The Catholic Library Club held the first card party of the new year at St Joseph's hall last evening with a large number of members present to enjoy the festivities The prizes were won by the following in the order given. Ladies; Miss Mamie Kelly, Mrs Dennis OBrien. Mrs Jacovina. Gen tlemen; Phil Corrigan. John Lutch- ngcr and Vim Bailey. The next social will be held next Friday evening.
The Nome daily nugget., 1918-01-05

The mail from the States and in- terior points will probably arrive some time tomorrow afternoon or evening. Long distance reports from Chinik say the incoming consignment. consisting of three sacks of first and an equal number of second class matter. five hundred pounds in all. departed for solomon enroute to Nome this morning.
 The outgoing mail for the States wili close at the postoffice at five o'clock Monday evening
The Nome daily nugget., 1918-01-05

favorites, the soldier boys will contri. hute to the program by staging a box ing bout between privates Wilson and Brown. d recitation by Private Stacy and a drill by two companies of troops
 under Sergeant Christman. An addi- tional feature of more than ordinary interest will be the bayonet drill by a picked squad. A number of the fort musicians will also contribute musical numbers. The program will commence at nine o'clock sharp and will be followed by dancing
The Nome daily nugget., 1918-01-05

on the third poge of the present is- sue of the Nugget will be found an cX- ceedingly interesting article by for mer Nome boy describing the great army aviation training camp at San Antonio Texas. The author is Arthur J. Johnson, a former teacher in the Nome public schools and a brother of Walter Johnson of the Bureau of Ed ucatlon, now superintendent of the St Michael district
The Nome daily nugget., 1918-01-05

Father Fortune arrived in town today after making the trip down from Mary's Igloo by way of Teller. During his stay in the west coast towns, Father Fortune visited the Catholic mission and school and looked after various matters connected with the institution He travelled alone and reports q fair trip. although the travelling was rather rough over the tundra It was good going on the rivers, however, although somewhat hard on the dogs. one of & time on the slippery surface of tho ice.
The Nome daily nugget., 1918-01-05

The billiard and pool rooms of the city have been notified that they may remain open an Sunday in the advent that they obtain restaurant license and serve legitimate lunches but other wise will be compelled to close the same as other business houses under the sunday closing ruling In the event of securing a restaurant license, no billiard or pool playing will be permit ted and bowling is also prohibited.
The Nome daily nugget., 1918-01-05
NEWS NOTES

F. F. Fulton, for many years C resi- dent of Nome. and who was the archi- tect constructing the Masonic Temple. the Bank Building and the Log Cabin club in Nome, is now member of Go. A. 23rd Reg't Engineers, L. s. R. A.. stationed nt Camp Meade training csmp In Maryland. In a recent letter kept busy fourteen hours each day at the training camp and they would shortly depart for the battle front in France.
The Nome daily nugget., 1918-01-05

Alter holiday vacation of two weeks the Public School will resume ence of q considerable number. of cases of chicken-pox during the paN two or three weeks there was some talk of postponing the reopening for another week, but the complaint hay ing disappeared. save in d few isolat- cd instances. there is no present neccs- sity for such action
The Nome daily nugget., 1918-01-05

Long distance reports from Candle announce the departure of R. S Dim- mick. the Candle moving picture mag nate, for Nome by way of Dime creek. Mir. Dimmck is expecting to start q moving picture house at Dime and his visit is in connection with that enter prise
The Nome daily nugget., 1918-01-05
NO1lcE TO PUBLIC

To conform with the Law making Eight Hours Legal Working Day The Nonparcil will be open for Busi- ness from g a. m. to p. m. from January list.
The Nome daily nugget., 1918-01-05
WEATHER REPORT
D. 8. Weather Bureau.

January 1 D. m. Temperature-Max. 2 Min -2 Barometer-39 509 inches
 Weather-Snowing
 Wind NV. miles per hour. Precipitation-02 Snow fall 5 inches Following arc the lowest accorded temperatures for this year and last on the daya lesignated. The minus sign before Il number means below xSro.
The Nome daily nugget., 1918-01-05
THE FEDERATED UNION CHURCH

Rev Charles Howard Shank. Minister. Residence. Room 2l, Golden Gate Hotel
 IA. M. BIBLE SCHOOL.
 tSupt. +. B. Julian. Esq) 5 P NJ WORSHIP with SERMON. Exccllent music by CHORUS CHORD SERMON TOPIC TOMORROW "A COURAGEOUS MAN, AND WHAT
 HE DID,"
 This Church extends a cordial in- vitation and a large welcome to ali, to the services: rich and poor alike, regardless of creed or nationality.
The Nome daily nugget., 1918-01-05

The committee in charge of the big military ball and entertainment have their arrangements and those attending at Eagle Hall this evening will he assured of their moneys worth in enjoyable and interesting entertain ment.
 In addition to an excellent program uf entertainment features by local
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1918-10-17
(Sortiesung foIgt.)
9as @iir5buraer ,Marftbldtt.e'

Oas @iir5burger ,Marftbl6tt.e'
er6dblt folgenoe mabre @eididte:
81 luitiae @itpe, ole ifon orei
N1dnner inter oie gro' gebradt bot,
IS eines Cages al1f Sen ginfaa 'foru,
men, elmer ipiritiitii6en Sitlti1g BEL
%6utpobnen. Dort lit ibr Der @eiIt bon
ibrem letoeritorbenen G~beg'jponii
.9aperl eri6ienen uno bot lid nit
ibr IN a @'iprad eiila' laiien.
.Wein lieber iaperI," bat ,bie @it-
hoe g'iagt, bit iest gliiflid?"
S banf' Der Na6frag', i bin iehr
gliiflid," BOT Ser 8eiIt pont 9aperl
ermioert.
u@lidlider mie gu arf @roen nit
mir inarif2" bat Die @itlpe meiter-
a'foridt.
uSSa, melt gliifli6erl" bat Der
8eilt o'rauf g'iagt.
ga IS Die @itpe a biliel i II Ser
legenbeit 'fommen. Sag mir" bot
tie na6 elmer 8eile fortg'fahrelt,
gfpie is es berm i'm @immel2"
sSm Simmel2" bat Der 9anerl err
ltalrnt ertpioert, II bin nos i'm Sim-
mel"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1918-10-17
5relg Stene In Seras: 9onneraag len I. 0to6r lg18.

&itnItlerlmfbabn a~ufgegeben baba,
Die ibr @roBes perbeiBen.
Satpobl> oos piIie er, uno es fei
gor ni6t feline @biidt, Oos 10one Sc
ldopf 51 ieiner @%ausbalterin 81 nto4
9er, nno 10 gang arm lei Ell bot)
ldlreBli6 alld ni6t, ietn Goter bdte
Elm @l1t in Der beIterl Sage Der Mo1-
~oebltrger Soroe, ni6ts ols @ei3en-
booen primal Aenlte f6nne oleiit
fbren gteigungen leben, CT lperoe iid)
fn1r nod ibr ribten.
uSie6er SEER Ooftor, Sic miiIcn
pie f0 sic idate," iagtc 6roll &ot
eerilbrt, uott mir ioIs ni6t feble1l-
periufen Sic Sbr @liid BET Menne:"
Gr itano it'll uno puete Sen &llel-
fer mieoer, mo Sic rnnoen, fur5lid)ti-
gen Nueen laben mie bilfeiu6ello
nmber. uSa, berebrte 8rall Slot, oa3
lit eben eine perfludte = pardon =
cine idduierige @eididte," Itotterte
er = u5raulein sfenne perltebt MIDI
CLAUDE ib oblidtli6 ni6t. Sd
Sic fon1en oenfen, eth &orb lit
fein ar~lgenebmes Greignis I'M 2eben
zines Wiannes, u1o idb mod)te, bepor
i'd cine grflarung risfiere, @etpiBs
belt boberl, erbort 5u merben. SD
bate 81 boffen gemagt, oaB Sic, Der.
ebrte Srau Gat, als Mlltter oob Ell
nigen ginfluB -- sic fennerl ocu
8lttif, oas Streben meines 2ebens.
IN Sbre 5anoe leae i'd mein @eid)if
ipred5en Sic nit 5raulein aer-
ne, erbarmen Sic ii6 iiber eincn
Wenlden, Dem, bol's ser &rtdatf, 0ic
Ingit Dor einem Mbfaa oen Wiut
nimnt, lelbit cine gntideionng Der
b%ei5ufiibren, aber bnlb, tan Sic e5
balol"
Sortiesung foIgt.)
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1918-10-17
Segas.

Die &ranfenpflegerin 600
SinoeQ BON Georgetown, ipeld)e tn
Camp 9eouregaro, So, an ser SSSll-
fllten5a geitorbelr it, miro IN ibrer
Seflnat nit militdrii6en Gbren Sc
grober.
Ser Soloat Soiep6 81. &absl
pom Sf~nlen6ltrg lit ON %. Septem=
Der in Sronfrei6 an ser 2lrngerent=
5ilnorng geltorben.
9rei aus @eimar ltQnmnenoe
Soloaten lino Der 2l1ngenent5iinr
oltftg erlegert. Sbre gean1en iino:-
Sreo 9. 8infler, Camp Mc4rtbur
bel @aco, Sermam1 Otto, Snitruf=
tionslager bel petersburg, So; Ser
~ Snfen, in eineln Soipital in
Sronfrei6.
Ser Staot Seras bat ein iito=
li6 bon auitin gelegenes, 81 4der
umfaiienoes Ireal BON Sorrp 2alloa
in SEEM 8rarnfels fir Ben Breis BON
$4,000 eruorben. Sos 2ano lit I'M
ter Der ge5eifnllng 8enn 5ielo be-
fonlit unb muroe fir Die Staats= Uni
periitat sur grri6tung einer 3aoio=
Sdule angefauft.
Sn 8aco lino megen Ser SIT
fllen5a=Gpioemie oie offentlihen
SGulen, Shenter uno &eriamnt=
lni1gs=Sofale geiblolien.
Sn Sort @ortb iino ton
9ienstae nafmittag bis Mittmod)
1tad,mittag AZ Gerionen oil ser 2in=
genent5iiiloung ge1torben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1918-10-17
Gine Yropbeseiltng ans Dem Sabr,
1870.

1CCO.
Son Serrn altguit NaIie erbieIten
mir oieier Gage Elm gremplar ser
.Oel1ti6en Sribiine" bonn 10. @uau,r
1850 5ueetellt, bas iiber Die 3nfltnft
Ser angeliddiiifen HaiIe foIgenne
Sprausiagung elitbalt:
Sic Iusbreitung bes aitgelid1iiidc,l
Stammes.
Die ~folgenoen 9emerfungen elmer
anglo-amerifaniiden 3eitidrift ii6er
ben SortIdritt Der aneeIidhiiifen
gepolferung limo no6l niht obne Ell
ne @abrbeit, Die 81 mand)en Sic
%flerionen %aufforoert:
vSm Sabre 1920 5ablte Ser angel.
idd1ii6e Stamm ettpa 6 Miaionell
Seelen uno mar ailf England, @ales
lno Sdlottlano beI1r1nft. Sest 5dbIt
er 60 Weilionen menf1[iher @elen,
Die iiber ale Snieln uilo SetIanOe
Der Groe 5eritreut iino uno iid IN ltll-
aufbaltiamer Steigerung bermebrem.
Or abforbiert i6neu iene barbariifelt
golferid)aftenL melhe Die &ontineure
bon amerifa, Ifrifo uno sliien ipie
Die Snieln oes Oceans inne batten.
@elrn feline groBe pbpiiide Heprlu=
tioD oa5mii6en tritt, Inn ieinen Sort
ifritt 81 benrmen, 10 miro er in tue.
niger dis $50 Sabren 800 Miaionen
Seelen umfaiien, 0ie oae bieieIbe
Sprade reoen, iih oerielben 2ittern-
tur oni6lieBen uno aQe 0enielben fe-
item mo unperouBerlid)en Gborafter
trogen. 50 miro Die Sepolferung
idnea 0urh oas glut ongeli1diiin
peroen. Nber Die engliihe Sprade
lit nod Inn ii6 greifenoer aIs Dos
Slut ienes Stammes. @cnn EN-
Volt be9innt, Die engfiid1e Sprad)e
5l reoen, 10 lit es bereits balb 11G)-
it'd, nod beoor Elm Sropfen iad,I.-
id)es glut IN ieinen aoern fliebt. Ssr,
lano lit ME bon ENGLAND III ser Irt
pie HorozI merifa ooer g~uitralien
foloniliert Doroen, aber bereifs
iprif)t Die sanSe iriife 8epolfernng
BON Z Wiaionen englii6 uno Dies iii
oas porbereitenoe Staoium hires
poaigen gufgebens in England. Sic
engliid)e Sprade breitet iih nit
Sdneaigfeit iiber Die @rbe aus nno
ebnet Die Begc fir Die allgelIahiiife
Haiic. 9ie innge Generation in Git
inoien lernt engliid. nno cs lit malir>
idleinlif, oaB ebe 80 Sabre nerge=
ben, SO WiQiollen Seelen altf Dem
aiiatiidlen Seitlanoe jene Sprad)e re-
Den. ebenio dts IN Den Ser. Stao-
ten. Gtiua 10000 9entid)e nno an.
oere Gllropaer fontnen bier jGbrIiob
an. Gieleidt fonlen lie nidt elm
Mort ergliif ipredeu, ipalm Tie ail
l%tlilerer aiilte lanbell, ober in meni-
gen Sabrea bepoltigen Tie N:eielbe in
gepiiler 4usoebnung, ibrc Ginoer
llsen out oenielben 81nfel mie sic
Glnoer Der geborenen Mmerifaner,
irno iDenn lie erfuodJien limo, meroel
lie polfonnnlen nneeliddiilh. 50 I'M,
termirft lid) unier Stamm id)nea ale
&ontinente uilo Snieln Der Gr0e.
Ger enfel monden inngen 2elers
mag Der Gag ieben, mo iener Stainnl
feline 800 Wilionen Seeleu sGblt.."
Die gribiine mar oonials oos lei
tenoe oeutid)e glatt in ct. 2ouis
oas betreffenoe gremplar lit geraoe
Der eigentiimlihen G%orausiaquua
wegen bis Jest BON Der 5amilie Noiie
aufbefpabrt moroet, cine GaritGt, oe-
rem @ert iid) in Dollars lino Gents
gar nidJt musoriiden ldBt.."
(@eltl. Yoit.l
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1918-10-17
ssn ct. 2ouig, Mfo.. lit Der So

5ll OF. Volts, Wto., 1T Der Sion,
%grcBmann Safob 6. Meefer an Ser
Snfluen5a ~geItorben. Ser 8erf6iebe-
ne mar Der 9ahfoleer bon &ihoro
gortbolot inn &ongreB uno elmer Ser
'tarfiten Unit 8robibitioniIten.
Der Grdiioeut bat /oen i'm
eamp Dodge, Sa., itationierten Gel.
oaten gerner Siro, Der tpegen hinge
boriams gum Eooe berurteiIt mar, Al
90 Sobren 8udtbaus beenaoigt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1918-10-17

Sic er5iebnn1e oes aiuoes be-
Jinnt bel Ser @eburt - ser Mutter.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1918-10-17
Gentle.

San N%ntonio, II. Sftober, 1915
&artoffelu, Gnl., 1925.
Siibfartoffeln, Gam, $4.75.
3piebeln, California 8bite. $3.25:
California gsIoip. $3.50; grpital @are.
Somaten, Gal, $3.50.
$11.00; California 8abols, per ctpt.
$780, BinfS, $3.50, 2ima. $3.50;
9abb, $500; 8Iafebes. 5000.
Stride String Beans. 1925 II. $3.50.
&ohl, 1926 uno $3.50 per 100 @fo.
9riiner Efeffer, $500 per 8uiheI.
Naoiesden. Soc per 9so. 8iiubeI.
Yieerrett19sB uraein- per Rfo. 1aht
0urfen, 75c per Obo.
grbien. per tleiner Crate. $500.
8eeten. $3.50 per 100 Yfuao.
&opfialat, $2.75 per Crate.
8eteriilie, 40e Der 9nbenoz8I nbef.
Efirli6e, $1.65 uno $1.75 per Crate.
@elbe Wur5eln, $500 per 100 Rfo.
@ierpflan5en, $3.50 per 8uideI.
8ilben. $500 per 100 &funo.
Gquaih $3.50 per 8uIhel.
ganteloupes, 81 so.
Spiuat. $1.75 per Camper.
Crime @rbfen. $500 per Snmnsr
SeletR, eolprdoo, 9uc mo S1.O0 per
Grate.
gieb-Marft.
San @ntonio, II. Oftober, t9iS.--
aiibe. $4.65 Biz $500.
&dlber. $500 biz $11.15.
8uIlen. $7.75 bis $3.50.
OdieH, $40 big Stills.
ct. 2ouis. II. Sftober, 1918.
8iuopieb, &eresso9ieu. sic bis St8.
Sdiueinc. $500 bis $3.50.
Seae.
g8oIf uu6 Studs 49,. =. 20 gts.
Arl9ordsSle9en, per BIB. 10 cts.
areoras Sieaen. beihdoiet 6 Sta
Sdnfe.
gelal3ene Sdute ........15c per Bio.
9rhne Sdlte .......... re Der BIO
aro6ene Sduts ..,..,... zoe Ger $50
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1918-10-17
HART
Cotton

0UtIUH.
SGn 4ntonip, berte 30M Gents.
8alpeiton, 9eitern $3.50 Gents.
Gottpniamen- Yrobnfte.
San %utonio, II. Sftober, 1915
Brime grube Cotton @eeo Oil. $t.31.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25
AN ASININE SENATOR.


No one has ever imagined that the
various departments of the United
States government, whether those en-
ga ed exclusively in the management
OF the war or those conducting the
other affairs of state, were operating
OF a basis of 100 per cent efficiency
Governmental management is no
toriously Characterized by bungles and
blunders, by waste, by extravaganza,
by stupidity sometimes. and by errors
OF omission and commission
President Wilson himself has made
mistakes, not having the faculty of
infallibility Every bureau head has
made them, clerks have made them
and all will continue to make them
Just so they do not make the same
mistake twice, all will fare we'll
So easy it is to find fault, to To-
cate mistakes, to point out instances
of bad judgment to criticize Senator
Chamberlain is not doing any more
than any other member of Congress
could do, with the same facts accessi-
bic to him.
But the most deplorable feature is
that in so doing Senator Chamber
lain is also discrediting our chosen
leader. He is showing up the presi-
dent. the one man to whom all the
world looks as the real leader in this
war of Democracy versus Autocracy
Wilson is trusted across the Atlantic,
by all save the Germans To belittle
him is to belittle the nation, and to
hinder the nation at war.
Moreover, what do you think the
German papers did when they received
the cabled statement that Senator
Chamberlain, the chairman of the Sen
ate Military Committee, had announc-
ed that our military system had
broken down." and that we were ut
terly incompetent to do an adequate
part in the struggle. 1t we were edit
ing a German newspaper, we would
spread a seven-column headline over
the item, and perhaps continue the
heading on the second page.
Senator Chamberlain conduct APP
pears to us in the aggregate, to be
genuinely asinine.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25
THE WEEVIL IN WINTER.

If the boil weeyil has survived the
terrible weather of the last six weeks.
there is probably nothing left on earth,
or under earth, nor in the elements
above, that will kill him.
Not since the boil weevil began his
disastrous march across Georgia has
this state experienced such privations
from the weather. The cold has been
more severe and prolonged that the
South is accustomed to. 1t has meant
acute suffering, even death, to humans.
Last year it was believed that the
cold did much toward checking the
spread and the multiplication of the
weevil. That being true, how much
more effective has been the work OF
the weather this year.
If it is possible for the weevil to
go through the winter unframed and
| still able to put in good summers
! devilment, there is no use to seek to
retard his onward march of triumph.
The weeyil that energies from the con-
fiict with days of freezing and ice and
wind and snow is too tough to sue
cumb to anything else. Not even a
blast from a great German gun would
scare him, much less infict death
and damnation.
If 1t develops that the weather has
reduced the number of weevils and
slain them in their alternating places.
al least one way of Kidding the earth
of them will have been discovered.
Henceforth, in the good old summer
time, instead of expanding effort with
poisonous powders and fluids, just
let the farmers employ a portable re-
frigerating plant and squirt icy gusts
on the pests, even as they partake Of
the tender young cotton bolls.
Freeze EN- Outright along that
line, even if it takes all summer!
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25

Senator Chamberlain might also
add, when saying that there is in
efficiency in every branch and every
department of the United States gov
eminent that the most conspicuous
instance Is in his own senate, because
Of its dilatory tactics in allowing La
Toilette to remain a member.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25
CHANGED CONDITIONS.

a natural reduction in profits, may
have the effect of diminishing the num-
Der of grocery stores.
In recent years the grocery store
has sprouted like the proverbial bay
tree.
Without any reflection on the many
merchants of experience and ability
with whom the selling of groceries
is really trade, it is none the less
true that there has developed in re-
cent years a spread of the grocery
business more than circumstances
justified.
Scores of men all over the state and
the South have opened up grocery
stores. literally because they had moth
ing else to do, in the hope that by
catering to a little community trade
thew could realize at least living on
q small investment Usually these
stores are carried by the wholesaler
thus requiring comparatively little
cash to begin business.
Discussing this very subject the
Griffin News and Sun says:
There is scarcely a town in the en-
tire country that could not be ade-
quately supplied by half the mum
Der of retail establishments 1t now
supports. The retailer, while his
business is a community necessity, is
not to be considered in any sense a
producer, and now when production
is the one paramount consideration
in the nation, the ranks should be
thinned as much as the welfare of the
public will admit. The main point
we wish to make is that the retailer
who is making a bare living in town
already over crowded with similar
establishments could show his patriot
ism in no better manner than by clos
ing out his business and joining the
ranks Of the producers The latter
need him and his fellows in business
would welcome his desertion from
their ranks"
Because these little stores often
operated as convenience, many
housewives, whose larger accounts
were placed with the stores downtown
have traded casually with them. They
also get some floating business, and
maintain a few accounts on a weekly
OF monthly basis. Their expenses
were light, and small profits wert
possible. But the high cost of gro
ceries, together with the regulation
in price, which makes proftebring
even on a small scale impossible, these
little fellows are now being crowded
against the wall. Many of then
could be broken on the rack, if the
wholesaler only took occasion to shut
down on them.
War conditions will revolutionizt
the grocery business. The selling Of
foodstufs will be put on a definite
established basis, and will remain
there even when the war is over. These
new conditions are not suspicious fol
the small stores, and if 1t becomes
necessary ultimately for the govern
ment to eliminate the non-essentia
businesses the small grocery store
will be among the first to go.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25

Somebody wants to know why we
wrote an entire column Of paragraphs
about short skirts the other day Why,
Just tc show that We could do it, of
course, and incidentally. TO fill the
space.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25

The Senate is moving slowly toward
expelling Senator LaFoIlette. That is
one reason why the people of Geor-
gia are going TO pass on the case of
Senator Hardwick themselves.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25

The fellow who usually looks like
he hasn't got enough sense to get out
of the rain is geenrally railroad or
bank president who makes about $780,
600 a year
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25

We certainly wish there was some
thing to talk about besides the war,
the weather, the short skirts, the high
price Of eats, the scarcity of eggs, and
the neighbors.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25

At that, we would rather see wo-
man carry knitting bag than a
swagger stick.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25
THE SHORTEST OF MONTHS.

There will be only nineteen business
days in February. making it the short
est of months.
With four Sundays, four heatlesa
Mondays (Which are now virtually
holidays, even more so than Sundays),
and the birthdays of George Washing
ton and Abraham Lincoln, only nine
teen days will remain for the conduct
Of business in its ordinary and regu-
lar channels.
Thus is the calendar being shorten
ed, the changes being even more radi-
cal than those inaugurated by julius
Caesar.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25

Along about now is the time when
those bedroom slippers given you for
Christmas legln to come to pieces.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25

Woman is world-power, says
the Griffin News and Sun She is also
a world beater somtimes
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25

Most marital relations are pleasant,
but no man wants his in-laws spending
half their time at his house.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25

The chairman Of the Republican par
t. has quit to enter war work He
should be well neryed for the latter
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25

The fuel administrators only admin
lister when they can, which doesn't
seem to be very often or much
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25

Washington ought to be pretty well
heated by the hot doings in the Sen
ate these days.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25

According to the ex-Czar of Rus
sia, he is still prisoner. And he
ought to know.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25

Vegetarians only sit back and grin
on these meatless days.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25

II there weren't so many senselesi
days, we'd feel better about 1t.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25

A round of drinks will generally
make a man go round-and round.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25
PaRAGPAPHICALLY SPEAKING

Even a long headed woman may be
Short-skirted.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-01-25

If womens' tongues were as short
rs their skirts there'd he less scandal.