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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-05-28

tIindehurg, it appears. not only
doesn't know where he's going. hut
when he's going 10 ho on his way.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-05-28

DOPE, WORK. HONESTY VAC
RANCY and wild eve are difficult
to reconcile TO each other. A. any
rate It WAS In the case of Leon
Brooks, charged with vaFroncy
Brooks had bought morphine sun
dov morning and lived on it All day.
IIe forgot lust where he got il and
almost forgot that he was under ar
rest orders to gpt out of town hy
s o'clock yesterday afternoon We're
given him ana ne ran out oE the
courtroom
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-05-28
BUY w. S. S.
Hendricks
Cash Grocery
and Market
FREE DELIVERY
Pay Cash or buy for less

We have Mason and n 4 Seal jars in
nil stgea
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-05-28

HARRY CALVERT. NEGRO. had
bought a bed spread for his mother
on tho Ihstniimcut pi1u Ito could
not make mo payments and tho
uGn-pay habit is Haii go have become
ahrouic vIth han when tine cob
l"ctpr went out tp 500 about A. luolr
WAS trouble, it cost iiaiIy $40.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-05-28

100 East First street
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-05-28

"YOU SPEEpERS WILL HAVE
To QUIT unless you can stand the
E1ft,' was the remark passed out for
the digestion OF the public yesterday
afternoon
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-05-28

SpEEDERS ARE GETTING THE
WORST of II these days In police
court Three ia a bunch yesterday
afternoon were given fines of $40
each According To the Judge, the
sped limit Of forty miles an hour
must be observed nn the cast end
race course.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-05-28

"uONT tT.ATrER THE COURT
this umo. Iudgo Martindale, YOU
might pc'd TO do 1t gouo other
time
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-05-28
Black SHkS--AlWayS Popular

Lot BLACK Chiffon Taffeta, Blac k
Duchess, Black Peau de Sole .......
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
DIGGING UP BEN FRANKLIN

All else may change, but it that human understood human nature two hundred years ago, tions that are before today. Which is to say that Benjamin Franklin student of human nature two centuries ago. is being dug up and studied at this time.
 The other day Sir Edmund Oser, president of the Dominion Bank of Canada, issued message to the shareholders of the institution It was in the nature address upon thrifta paper full of good advice concerning economy and frugality But he didn't use his own language; every word of the message was taken from Poor Richards Almanac publication written by Benjamin Franklin. He gave as a title to Twentieth Century War Conditions' and it was voted that the message was appropriate
 Some of the questions asked Poor Richard were these: Pray what think you of the times? Will not these heavy taxes quite ruin the country? How shall we ever be able to pay them? What would y)u ad wise us to do?" And the mythical Richard, or old Ben Franklin proceeded in homely way to preach against idleness, sloh, waste, folly and like evils for all the world as wisest among us might rreach today, but the wisest among could hardly couch his advice in such pleasing did Poor Kchard who begins
 Experience keeps a dear school but fools will we may give advice but not give conduct However remember this: They that Will not De counseled can not be helped; and further ii you will not hear Reason she will surely rap your khuck les
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01

Capital and labor beginning to find that their interests identical not antagonstic When the rules fair and the game is played in the open said to be the referee in the game the to make the rules and to that both sides play fair Not until the present Administration has there been made such farreaching probes of labor unrest the studying of underlying causes, and remedial recommendations for reaching fundamentals. Whenever labor does away with the agitaor who seeks selfish aims only, and capital does away with the professional politician and gobetween who generally ends by doubecrossing both sides much greater progress will have been made. The present has helped to bring about a better understanding The great strides thus made in economic and labor conditions will remain after the just the the railroads and public utilities will remain under the control of the govern The old days of capalistc feudalism and la return Employers beginning to realize that un- ions legitimate and that they protection for sane working conditions As illustration of the forward steps taken by both sides to controversy, the first article in agreement in the recent street strike in St. Louis is good Illustration It reads:
 The railway company recognizes the right of
 the employees to join any union or labor organi-
 ration that they may choose and agrees that
 there will be discrimination the part of
 the railways company against them in the dis
 tribution of their work for having partci-
 pated in the suspension of the work It is
 further agreed that upon the part of the rail
 ways company there will be no compusion used
 against any employe who desires to join the
 union. will there be any compulsion used
 by the employees, members of the unon toward
 employees who do not desire to join the union.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
ONE BUSY MAN
Fairbanks News-Miner)

Fairbanks
 Thai Governor Juneau is one busy man since he began to receive communications from Wash ngton regarding matters. Just about every o'he day he congests the telegraph wires with long lnstruc tions to our war bureau here and the alternate days he countermands qualities them to an alarm ing idea showing that he has just about as much real knowledge of what is to come to us of the Interior in the war or conscriptlon as ne mas of Jefferson Democracy .g
 Some time since the Governor made the surface discovery that the Government would pay the rare of such Fairbanksans wished to renounce thel conscrption chances and volunteer for immediate ser vice. Our boys jumped at this chance; sold tnei steel traps little outfits provisions they had laid by for the winter, their automobile or anything they had and wouldn't need while away Of ever after- wards) and prepared to go to fight The intelligence was wired the Governor; whereupon he wired back that maybe the Government wouldn't pay ALI the fare and that we should look to ourselves to make up the "overs" Having done this and wired progress to the Governor. He then wired back that he had been only fooling; that the Government wouldn't pay a of the cost of transportation for our vol our considered themselves stung, and let it go at that; those who didn't let it go at that to be given a benefit ball tomorrow night to raise money to help them to the training camps of the Outside This volunteering was indi' caed abolish the. prospects of conscrption here and take it place-this morning the Governor sends the Defense Board another long telegram indicating that conscripton is just about to jump and that must do nothing but keep busy with it until we hear from Strong again. What do you know about that?
 This camp and it's people have desire to avoid conscription but the contrary Our boys ready whenever the Government is ready for them, and be fore. The only annoyance in the whole matter is that they are at the beck and call of a who doesn't know what he can do how to do it or when it must be done, and by his ignorance keeps our boys and the camp busy useless work ali the time. So long our Governor could just flop along at his phoney little governing job he bothered us none for nobody in Alaska paid any particular at tention to what he did said but since he dignified through his official position by connection with war matters, he is becoming more of a pest than
 It's too bad!
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
Luke McLuke Says

Daughter is almost certain to she grows up. But Father is used to it by that time and doesn't mind it.
 Never judge by appearances. Just because the young man who is on his way home at midnight has a bright red nose is no sign that he is rummy. Maybe he is courting girl who has a hand painted com pleXion.
 Father wouldn't know where to find his sons lesson for tomorrow in school book But Mother knows. She hunts for the first clean page in the book.
 No wonder Mother loves boys. A boy will eat anything and enjoy it and beg for more, while a girl is finding fault with the grub.
 A man is in a trance during his courtship and doesn't come out of it until the Honeymoon ends. That is the reason why his wife can convince him that he proposed to her. He doesn't remember anything about what happened and cant de- ny it.
 When man has sense enough to keep his mouth shut he pros pers so that other people are cer- tain to talk of his dumb luck.
 The man who said that all women are alike would starve to death in in many models, and you can take your choice. There is the long waisted model and the short-waist- ed model, and the big-hipped, small busted model, and the big-busted, small-hipped model, &c., &c, Sc. And no matter how woman is built, she is never built after the model she would have selected had she been given her choice
 A woman would rather have a noisy husband than quiet one. The less a man says the more guessing she has to do
 You can start a little girl to school on Monday in a new dress and start little boy to school on Monday in new suit And by Sat urday the little girl will look like the daughter of a millionaire and the little boy will look like the son of rag picker
 A woman can afford to waste a lot of words in a conversation be-
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
Ouch !!

"We have a man in this town who graduated in both law and med icine and who is practicing both professions" said the Native.
 That's strange" said the Visitor, What do his fellow practitioners think of him?"
 Well" replied the Native, the doctors all claim that he is a law yer, and the lawyers all claim that he is a doctor'
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01

cause she has plenty more where they came from.
 A henpecked man may not have the kind of woman who makes him a good wife, but he has the kind of woman who makes him a good husband.
 A doctor may make some errors in diagnosing case. But he nev- CT tells the mother of six children that she should take more exercise.
 Even when a girl marries the man she loves she doesn't always love the man she marries.
 This advice is for men only: Never go out with the kind of a woman you would be ashamed to bring home with you.
 Fat women and monkeys never get square deal in this world. No matter how badly they feel they all ways look funny and get laughs in stead of sympathy.
 A woman may not let her hus- band know what she thinks of her female friends. But she never fails to let her female friends know what she think of her husband. 
 Give us your next order Tor trans fer work or coal. Juneau Transfer Company. Phone "a.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
HELPING THE GOVERNOR"

The Anchorage Weekly Democrat after printing that Mrs. Cornelia T. Hatcher travelled a long way from Alaska visit the President in the interests O retaining Governor Strong in office, those opposn. him were Corrupt interests who tried to defeat pro hibon in Alaska comments follows
 The above clipping tells of the doings of one of Anchorages most esteemed ladies, Mrs. Cor nela T. Hatcher, who is unquestionaby one of the efficient temperance lecturers in the United States. and who is greatly admired by everyone who knows her in Anchorage, and at her tod home in knk.
 As stated, heretofore. the present prohi- bition law of Alaska is not due to any temper crusade. and it is safe to say that ninety per cent. of the Alaska voters who supported the anti-saloop provision in 1916 never heard of Mrs. Hatcher. It would also be safe to say that great majority of the male voters who supported the measure well acquainted with the wine when it red. and they put John Bareycorn out of business because of their intimate acquaintance with the gentleman and legally and illegally since the Territory quired.
 From the clipping it would that Mrs Hatcher has taken it upon herself Presi- dent Wilson and tell him how the moral element in Alaska all out for Governor Strong. Our worthy chief executive conducted newspapers in various parts of the Territory in the wide open days and would like to have some one point out where he made big stand against booze or any of its concomDitant evils in those days
 Mo- Mrs. Hatcher is supporting Strong for the same reason I that Charlie Heron l.. F. Shaw, the Anchorage Times, and every other ele
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01

his hands while a crowd below en- couraged him and told him they were getting a ladder to rescue him. Suddenly Pat shouted: Look out below!" and let go the wires and fell to the street, breaking a leg.
 For the love of heaven, Pat" asked a man, why didn't you hold on until we got the ladder up and rescued you?'
 Sure, I was afraid the woires wud break" replied Pat.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
A GOOD START
It's too bad!
lNenana NeMSl


 The thorough manner in which the loyal citizens of Nenana, men and women have taken hold of the work of conserving food supplies nsures most satis factory results. The ladies who circulated food ing pledges among Nenana homes during the week. report that very little opposition was encountered, and this only by foreigners who appeared to prehend the importance of saving whose sympa. thies were pro-German The restaurant of the town have expressed willingness to give their support to any saving plan that may be requested of them and there is assurance that there will co-opera tion in all matters pertaining food between town and commission.
 That is it should be. We cannot hope to sue. ceed in any plan to assist government unless there Is cooperation It must be clear to all of now that the sacrifices have been asked to make are necessary and our duty. therefore plainly lined We must have, and must begin immediate. ly to do SO We have made a good start Let there be shirking.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
Mean Brute ]

"A woman cant be in two places at the same time snapped Mrs. Gabb as MT. Gabb yelled at her from the top of the stairs.
 "Is that so?" sneered Mir. Gabb. Well, I've often known you to be in the house and out of it at the same time when certain of your old hen friends call"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01

We have always had great margin of food and never appreciated it's significance We have wasted food a symbol of and progress. A man who could order meal and only eat part of it felt he had gotten little further up the scale than the who had to eat all he ordered. That is the fundamental sin in America
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
Deep Stuff!

Last Sunday colored preacher in his sermon before his congrega- ton at Keene, Ky, made the fol- Joking statement:
 "Nine-tenths of all the existing circumstances is going right into the habits of the people,
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
No Joke.

A candidate will sprain his throat
 In greeting all the boys; But he forgets the silent vote
 Can make the biggest noise.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
Paw Knows Everything.

Willie-Paw, what is the differ ense between a sinner and saint?
 Paw-Every sinner has a past, and every saint has future, my son.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
Me and Ed.

Grams Inonclast.)
 Ed Howe, of Howe's Monthly. and quirer, are genuine philosophers These men are real thinkers, who
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
Keep.

That he is stingy, I'll agree, A miser is old Limate;
 And l am very sure that he Would keep in any climate.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
Our Joe Miller Contest.

John Spickett claims that the oldest joke is the one about the Irish laborer who fell off building and in his descent landed on string of telephone wires. He man. aged to hold onto the wires with
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01

translate complicated human life into simple terms. They clothe it's virtues in royal raiment and cru cify it's follies on the cross of ridi- cule.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01

If is a very important thing to take interest in your community. If the restaurant and hotel III your town don't follow the food conservation program it is four fault-your fault because if you lnsls' upon their doing it, and take an interest Tn tner doing it. they will follow it. if explain II to them
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01

ment in Alaska who at heart opposed to the Democratic party. and if the authorities in Washington fall for this kind of stuff they are be ptied
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01

Suppose the Germans, after bluffng on the west front should turn around and make a drive for sol
 iLi in order to renlace Constantine on his throne:
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
Mercy! /!

He is troubled with dandruff, is Heiney Zim,'
 I was told by Billy Rust; But I said to Billy, That's too thin, That ain't dandruff, that's bone dust"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01

Even cold weather has it's compensat1ons. It ls said to have killed many of the boil weevils, which damage the Souths cotton crop
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
BITS OF BY PLAY By Luke McLuke Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer
Oh, Girls !

He may seem careless, that is true, And he may be gaby gaWk; But when he says he Worshlps you It isn't always idol talk
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
The Wise Fool.

"Brevity is the soul of wit, quoted the Sage
 Then preachers are not witty commented the Fool.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01

Will the eating places take advantage or the lat est food order to reduce the portions and double the prices again? e.ta
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
Advice.

It doesn't matter who you are This fact I'll tell to you A man cannot be popular
 And tell his troubles, too.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
Our Daily Special.

You Cant Preserve the Peace nj a Family Jar.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
Great Scheme! !

El-Jay-El wants to know why Hoover doesn't conserve sugar by putting ban on the writing of love letters.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01

Marse Henry has called the Kentucky Legislature very hard fierce names but we doubt whether he has found feasible to use the names he really has in mind-(Hou Post)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
re was

Gompers backed up by Garfield, but there wa no wild pitch.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
The Absconder.

(Revised Edition.) Chapter I.-So fast. Chapter II.-So short. Chapter III.-So long.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
Fact.

I've ben in many cities, From Frisco to Norwalk; But 1 never met a barber Who didn't like to talk.
 Luke McLuke.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01

Isn't 1t odd that most of the great military gen fuses of this generation have been elected to the United States Senate. ?-(New York Telegraph)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01

Another thing you'll notice,
 Wherever you may range; You'll never find newsboy
 Who has the proper change.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01
The Seven Ages of Mary.

The seven HgtS 0I wary. Age Mary. Age 6-May. Age 12-Mame Age 15-Molly. Age 17-Mayme. Age 19-Marie Age 22-Ma.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01

l, too, have often travelled By trolley, train and ship; But 1 never saw a waiter Who wouldn't take a tip.
 Newark Advocate
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01

Ter work or coal. Juneau Transfer Company. Phone 46
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-03-01

Authorized Local Agents Douglas and Treadwel, k. J. White Thane, J. C.. Hendee; Perseverance, Ed. Leppien
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1918-11-21
UNITED PRESS AND ASSOCIATED PRESS.

Tie United Press and the Associated Press-one known tech
nieany as the United Press Associations and the other as The Asso-
ciated Press-are both great neWsgathcring agencies. Neither
would Intentionally misrepresent Il fact OF news value in the sup
plying 81 It's stock III trade 10 its string Of newspapers.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1918-11-21

islying srayely taste. ]
lasted So long, you can't
teIl him nowadays that i
costs him anything extra
tn chew Real Gravely.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1918-11-21

David Lloyd George is what is known as a liberal III politics
but the majority of the liberals have been inclined to be arrayea
against him during his premiership, his chief strength coming iron
the conservatives, at the head of whom is Bonar Law. The liberal
however, have decided to accord him support through the period O.
reconstruction as also have the conservatives. In other words
Great Britain proposes to escheW party politics yet q while.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1918-11-21

There is discussion with regard to whether or not Victor Bcrge
should be permitted to take the seat in congress to which he was re
Gently elected from Milwaukee. The country as a whole has no
been favorably impressed with the Berger sort of patriotism, bu
Mr.. Berger IS not the only fellow elected 10 congress who has beh
affected by unholy thoughts and who has not given uuerance to TN
worthy words.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1918-11-21

The senate has determined to go to the bottom of the activities
of the breweres in securing control OF the newspapers through the
expenditure of large sums of money. Just as fast as the facts are
disclosed, let the names; be given publicity. The country would like
to know exactly who, for commercial or other reasons, lent them
selves to this form of German propaganda. Obviously they were
republicans or democrats, and probably both. We wonder how many
of them We're engaged III shouting patriotism and loyalty all the
while!
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1918-02-15
MOTOR MECHANICS
WANTED BY PERSH|N(

WASHINGTON, January 24-(ien
Pershng today sent word that the
"motor mechanics regiment" being re
rruited by the United States public
service reserve, was wanted in France
Immediately. As a result the reserve
today issued call for all skilled arti
sans. between the ages of Is and 20
and between II and 40, to apply at
once to any army recruiting station if
they wished to help their country to
defeat Germany in the war.
A total of 1000 trained men is need
ed for the aviation corps to assemble
planes and put them in trim after all
ducls. General Pershing has asked for
$500 automobile and gas enginemen.
l4O0 machinists, 500 cabinet workers,
$50 sheet metals workers, and lesser
numbers Of blacksmith forgers, canvas
workers, wheelwrights, chautfeurs,
cocks, painters, harness makers and
ucctylenr welders.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1918-02-15
SPOR IS
H|LO YACHT CLUB
PLANS FOR FUTURE
figures Building Home To Cost
Between Seven and Eleven
Thousand Dollars

Three sets of plans for a new !IIlo
{acht Club building were presented
asst night to the members by the
'uilding committee. varying in cost
rom $1,000 to $ll, 900, in round figures,
avs the Hilo Tribune of last Saturday.
No definite action was taken and the
Committee. having discharged its duties
S instructed, was released from further
luty and a new committee wiD be ap-
,ointpd.
Before any contract can be let, the
Tub must first be assured Of the
enure of its lease. 1t now holds from
he government, and it wishes to re-
GIVE some guarantee that, at the expir-
ton of the lease, it will not be com
,ellcd to move out, abandoning its in.
'estmcnt in new building.
All three Of the plans Submitted are
# the bungalow tyre. which the com
nittre thought most suitable to the
Ocation and the use' If the club. A
welve foot lanai will around the club
lOuse, which will contain central hall,
rom vhi"h VII u%rn women = read
ny, writing and sitting room, men 9
library, and smoking room, and bill
lard room.
Downstairs will be lockers, showers
md rooms for changing into swimming
uitS. In the rear will be a kitchen.