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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

usually Infection rcachlng middle from nose
or threat. by way OF eustachian tube; result or
complication OF alenoids enlarged tonsils, sim
Pc rninits mead cold as the old women call
10. scarlet fever or other tnroat and in
fec,i . The discharge ,itse,f has no effect on
health the disease In the ear Is bcnc disease
and may become septic focus whence systemic
troubles originate or tho infection may find its
way into the mastoid cells behind tho ear. SET
ting up serious ;astoidits; oc even through tho
papcr-thin partition OF bone which separates tho
ear cavity from tho skull cavity, producing
ii aQscesS. meningitis or fatal septic throm-
,n1S'S. a running ear is menace to health and
life until the disease which produces it is cured
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
About Name, N. nnrrlc.

Il. c. H., nichmond.-Jamcs NJ. Bar
RE was born in 1860 at I<irricmuir.
Scotland. The sketches and stories
which lie contributed 10 papers and
periodicals soon after his graduation
from Edinburgh University in 1882
brought him 10 the attention CT the
British public, and made him within q
few years tho most popular writer
among those who have found their ma
tcTiai in the village and country life
Of Scotland. In 1885 he moved TO Lon
don, and by 1900 had become one OF
the most popular writer's of his tine.
In 1913 King George V made hin Il
barOuet,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

Miss Is. l.. H.. llcathsviilG.--It Is i'm
indicate the advantages OF high
school education. The progress OF gen
eral education in the past few years
cation at this time is more necessary
than an elementary education was Il
few years ago. The value Of u high
school education which is given in the
high school and never Mt any time in
the history OF cdu "a lion has there been
such diversity as at present In tho
high schools. No individual who can
possibly afford high school cduca
ton should allow his youth to pass
without IT.. 1'L mect tho farce compe-
tition OF the coming years IL Is abso-
luteay essential if one expects or hopes
TO be significant factor in tho world
In which ho lives
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

Mrs. r. N. q, NOTIOIK.--Ih some
parts of the country a gold star is
the soldiei who have given up their
lives in the nations service. mere
simple method would be TO place a
white cross over the blue star. This
would require no altering OF the flag,
and it could be pasted, scwcd or en-
broidered on the flag.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
A,,I.tnnt, In post-Omccs.

o. L. ~, cl'.-Assistant post
masters at first and second class offices
loi!iccs having annual gross receipts CT
IS Oo0 or Inorc) are in tho competitive
classified service, and appointments to
I'M vacancies are MADE in accordance
with the rules of the civil service COM
mission. Assistant pOStmaSters in third
and fourth class Offices may he selected
by the postmaster at such offices, but
notice OF such selection mus. be sent
to the First Assistant postmaster-Ge
cral Washington.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
Information Bureau

Inquiries regarding almost my topic
excepting on legal and medical sub
ircIs are answered free. An NIL IN
,uirirs nre answered directly by per-
hunul letter u o-if-nddrcxscd, Atanped
IL required. Address lhs
'Iiucs- Disputch Information bureau,
II mund. IN.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
killed ut Nrrn cruz.

J. w. s.. Chatham.-Aprii 81, 1914.
United States marines captured the
customs house and four were killed
ana twenty were wounded; 200 MeNi-
cans were killed. April - 1914, two
United States officers and four men
were Killed and eight wounded. April
-, IA BRIGADE OF American troops under
Frederick Funston
relieved the naval forces and took
OF Vera Cruz.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
.S,,,r,o, Vcr,erlst.s

q. W., Woodstocl. -'':purlos Yer
,,nxhurr, German ambas sador 10 Ar
in Il sccre; message 10 me
1;er:nan government advising Germany
TO spare two Argentine sh.ps that were
nearing a French port II possible, OF
else sink them without leaving trace
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
SEEN ON THE SIDE
RcnsonIens Rhine

II cats were dogs and dogs were cats.
Wouldn't it be lark
To hear the dogs go 'AIeouw! meouw! meouw!'
And hear tho felines bark?
There is sense in this Idea,
There is reason in 1T
But since I've never written sense
Why bother to begin It?
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
About
the
BrCainiakcrS

About thou cat bread" II man is to
the earn bread in the sweat OF his
Brca;imnkcrS ~, ~; bn. - t. !" me vN
be willing to persist little in
!earnlnE how to make good bread under war
CONF tons! There are qucrulous ones in Sc me
numbers and unpatriotic ones also in some num-
,,rs who eompian OF The bread that the house
,hS imEredientS because out CT the prescribed
i i could be made in The day not yet old when
- supposed to he the staff life. The
trouble is that the housewife and the ha ier
VIII not take the pains learn how TO make
the dcleciahlc which has orda incd shall
~. pnt upon our tables ,Hricc daily. There are
H'r'' ana mere women. BcrS' Stcnt in patriot ic
'i!d"aNor, who have made themselves rnstrcsecs
81 thc art Of mixing and baking bread with its
prfceutaCcs OF this and that When properly
mixed aud properly baked the war bread or
t"-daY Is more wholesome and more palatabI.
man me peace bread or yesterday. Institutions
founded by government for the duration OF tho
var are doing all that they can to press upon
, nrThid nmt Of mating gcod bread out of tho
HH.Lieh materials which Il is ordered shall no
M an'o NE mixing and The baking 1t is within
an csiS'l! reached field OF knowledge that Tho
%" m" a., OF c6r today TO say nothing of tie baker
t., th whCh VIII Eye the zca. of real neition
eAd-chicago Evening Post '
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
y.om,r Drnnch OF the Navy.

Miss c. w, Pearisburg You can en-.
list for service as yeonan IN me
navy al any naval recruiting station.
or YOU can write TO the chief OF ia"
Bureau OF Navigation. Navy Depart
mcnt Washington, l.. c.. for suca Other
as sou " 0uld ike to Know.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
Cnrc OF Canarics.

Miss z. II. ". OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES United
sued a bulletin on "Canarics. Their
care and Mauagcmcnt.' - Alexander
Wctnorc II IS Farmers Bulletin 40,
and may be obtained from ne superb
tcndcnt OF Documents, Washington, -.
c Price cents.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

Germany has sent its choicest shock troops
against the American army, that army which
Berlin first denied could be, or had been,
landed in France. and then derided as Il little
handful OF shopkccpcrs Berlin knows bet
ter now. Soon the German people must
know Those carefully selected butchers,
whose purpose it was to break the American
line, have been sent Keeling back to theiv
own trenches, at least so many of them as
were able to return. Many now lie in mo
mans land" or their CHASTITY bodies hang
upon the barbed wire entanglements. evidence
OF American courage and craftsmanship. l.
is TO be expected that the losses of the de-
tenders are heavy. but American lighting
traditions have been upheld, and the Stars
and Stripes float more proudly beside the
standards of Britain and France.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
Health Talks, by DR.. VIM. Brady
tCoryr!Eht l9l7 National Newau-ne- serricsJ
CnrGIo- Vascular Degeneration.

The mcat widespread organic disease In
the vast majority OF people who have it labor
under the assurance that their trouble is iunc-
quite true Organic disease expresses itself by
functional disturbance; that is another way OF
Men undergoing fer the first time careful
physical examination, as for army service or
tina; they have some functional disturbance
caused perhaps. by cardio vascular degenera,
lion. II may be trace OF albumin, blood
pressure little TOO high. or inability to hold
tMe breath 10 seconds or faulty heart action
OF the examining physician They profess 10
to The time of the examination. But what the
m"cla.G nan hcah IS not
"oh. yes" the patton, with cardio-vascular
cxamned. I've had Stomach trouble. more or
less. occasional headaches. a little rheumatism.
ana d5 such things but not bad enough to have
What is cardio vascular degeneration? 1t is
in life. includes insidious heart muscle fail
"rs hnrdomins OF ne arGries nigh blood pres,
not the in"ginary "sidney trouble" the almannc
,corchrai hcroTrha.c. "strokc Of paraiyss';5
Al OF these varying expressions OF cardio- vas
cuiar degeneration CONF noi suddenly. nor with.
Win years Of The most unmistukabie warnings.
cuIar disease usually prefer 10 interpret these
WThrn , .r IN ihcr own way ard to deal with
until they are really oown and out do they at
Lag f.el III enough to have medical care.
IT is IN" most inco,nprchcnsblc thing to my
NM W., mos pcopic. ,hongh shrewd enough
year aiier year until they have los, the most
niro pre- ,hlnG IN The world, and then spend
the doctors who can't undo the harm ,yrought
by years Of reckless self lex NATION Wh;tt
o"rh" hcnl part Of an automobile to drive the
ltil'h az" m rum ana meyer seek tho experts
from iImc TO time because Of my own abuse md
nee! tcncc $500
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

The infallible man is the one who never does
much
Mistakes occur only when a fellows trying
Ambition doesn't stop this side OF trying
again.
Hope shines ahead only for the man who's
hopeful.
Success is just the other side OF failure
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
Rested.

Poor Mrs. Smith, She's completely out
IA nervous wreck from exhaustion
Whats the matter?"
The doctor gent her away for rest cure
and she wore h,rseif down to the bone doing
nothing"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
German Duke pend

BY Associated Press
AMSTERDAM. April 22-Duke Fred
crick H.. ruler of the German Ouch
or Anhalt. Is dead at the Ballensted
Castle. lie was sixty-one years old,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
SctflnC Ii Right.

ooh, Amy! happy for Mabel! Thank
you ever much for tclephonng that she
is engaged to marry prince! Just think, a
real pri-."
Hold on, Alice-hod You've got it
wrong! ! didn't say prince; l said quince!'
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
InHcntiEc.

"Giminy Jehosaphat. old Gink. I've got
derful idea for conservation OF resources.'
Fine! You're patriot! What IL is"
why, It's just to save the holes in doughnuts
to wrap rubber around EN- and make balloons!"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
Shoe stun.

The Lady want-er--a nice pair OF shoes
No 3. IA last, and
The observation-disclosures. why don't you bring
the child and let fit her direct?
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
At the Dali.

The Iady-Toot. loot! loot!
The Mani beg pardon?
The LADY, said foot! Toot loot.
The Man-Again. [ big pard--
The LADY, mean to say. you're my train.
Get off.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

American boys in France are receiving
their baptism of blood and fire. Within the
past forty-eight hours the Germans have
loosed over their heads every dcatM-dealing
device known TO their devilsh ingenuity.
Perhaps hundreds OF them now lie under the
peoples in Flanders field. their battles over
forever. But they died heroes, and their
comrades already have avenged them. Tho
American line stands firm, thanks TO their
heroism while the Kaiser is counting his
dead. In the face of what these defenders OF
democracy are doing ard suffering, can il he
possible that there exists in the broad United
states man with soul so dead so stecicd
against honor and gratitude, that he will not
buy Liberty bond to aid in sustaining them
in the field and sending them re-enforce-
ments? Not 10 buy bond now is worse than
!ngratitudt; II comes near being traitorous
10 those vaiorous soldiers VINO are standing
between the nation ana everlasting dcstruc-
ton.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

right merry battle is promised in the
First Congressional District before an occu-
pant is chosen for the seat in the House OF
Representatives made vacant by the death
of w. A. Jones. With the elimination Of the
campaign in the Ninth, it had been HOPED
and believed that Virginia would be spared
contested election this year But the fates
ordered it otherwise. However, this viii. be
a purely family affair within the Democratic
party, and can do no harm except as il dis
tracts the minds Of the people from the one
great dtsideratum-th winning OF the war.
No district in the State has a larger supply
OF available congressional timber than the
First, and perhaps any one OF the nine candi-
dates now bcin. groOmed for the race would
serve the nation acccptably. This being true
those most interested may be permitted to
fight ii out in the know ledge that whoever
wins man capable of UNFOLDING the prestige
achieved for the district by Mir Jones viii
nave been named.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
Songs Of the Soldiers


OTIS Long Way to Berlin. but Wei
Get There"
It's long way to Berlin. but wei
get there:
Uncle Sam will show the way.
over the line. then across the Rhine
Shouting Hip. hip. hooraym
Wen sing Yankee Doodle" under tho
Linden,
with some real. live Yankee pep
It's n long way to Berlin, but wei.
And I'm on my way. by heck! By heck.
(Shout.)
"OIh Black Joe.
Gone are tho days when my heart was
young and gay;
Conc are my friends from tho cotton
fields away
Gone from the earth TO n better lan6
know,
near their gentle voices calling.
odd Black Joe"
I'm coming, I'm coming. for my head
liz bending low
near those gentle voices calling,
odd Black joe"
When Yankee Doodle Learns to
Pnricz-rouN Frnncnls."
when Yankee Doodle learns 10 parlez.
vous Francois.
Parlcz-vous Francois. in the proper
way.
lie Will call each grille. Ma cheric":
Tn every miss who wants kiss he'll
SAY. Wee, wcc!"
on &c be, on 20 bou, on re boule-
boulevard
with n girl with curl you will see
him promenade.
When Yankee Doodle learns to parlex.
vous Frnncais
"OoOla-la! Sweet Papa" he viii
teach them all to say.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

PUBLISHED every day in the year at 10 South Tenth
street. Richmond Va. by The Times D!spat cn Pub
fishing Co. Inc. Charles L. Iiasbrook, Editor and
Manager.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

Don't bet your money on the results of
The war Make the results certain by in
Vesting your betting money in Liberty bonds
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

Ordinarily money just talks II becomes
eloquent when it speaks through Liberty
bonds 80
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

Henry Ford promises "onc chaser a day"
even that modest allowance il not obtainablc
in dry Virginia
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
Woninn'h Rirhta.

! believe IN woman's rights. For instance a
fcly can't sell his house without his wife signs.
Hes got 4 pay her bills unlessn he advcrtises
her, an then he's got t. anyhow. II he runs
away, she kin have him put in Jail; but il she
away, he gets tn horse laff. If man ji!ts
girl. she garnshce his wages for alice
money. as tn Chinaman says; but if she jlts
him. lie jumps in tn lake. If ne whips her, tn
dungeon for him: but If she hits him with a
skillet, he deserved H.
For tn foregoin reasons believe in woman's
rights They're 4 down-trod sect an they's
almost two things they can't do with
bcin criticized
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

ADDRESS ALL COMMUNICATIONS to The Times
Dispatch, md not to individuals
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

In filling the vacancy a, the head of the
Senate Foreign Relations Committee, caused
oy the death OF Senator stone the country
has the right TO demand OF the Senate that
" ignore prcceden, and place in the position
4 hot only omncnuy oualiiiod for SO
responsible trust but one in regard to-
whose hmer!canism there has no, been cast
the fa!n'est shadow OF suspicion Nor is this
all. The position is one which necessarily
demands the closest and most intimate rcla-
iions between its occupant and the head OF
the administration If precedent Is fol
lowed Senator Hitchcock. by virtue OF being
The ranking member OF the committee. win
succeed TO the vacant chairmanship. In mono
o! me !eqniTemcnts specified above does
senator h'tchcock measure up 10 public cx-
.pectation. Ills ability falls considerably short
OF that OF several Of his tcllow-,ncnbers nj
the COMMITTEES, and, Oeoides, his Amcricanism
failed to meet the test when the need for e.
emphasis was greatest in defining the policy
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

AlkMHLk OF mi; ASSOCIATED fHiss-Iho
is taviusiSci. emitted Ia the for
,cpub of All dispatches created to 1t or
otherwise credited in tEi7 paper. and MISC The
local All rti,u0liCn
lion spetinl dispatches herein also reserved.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
Questions md Answers.


DIScharging Ear--i'icusc toll me the c,ua.
ana effect upon health cf n discharciny orr ~
a,.,y.. IT.. . IL. J..
me outer ear canal. but n tho discharee has
s.,1ht,nuch Tor somc weeks or months. IL ~ more
"Nc'y chronic middle ear Inflammation. Cause
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

favor with manuscripts ana
nins publication wish have unavailable
articles returned, they must ALI send STAMPS
ter .hDt purpose.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
Rrl11lon0 Gingrss5S,Dispu tlrl,'
TIE DISPATCH


Entered January 81 1905 tho Post. Office nj
Richmond. Va. second class matter.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

TELEPHONE: Randolph I.
Private Branch Exchange
connecting with all depart
mentS.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

BRANCH OFFICES: Wash-
inEton. 1l6 Fourteenth
Street. y. w: New Aurk
CITY. Filth Avenue Build
inE; Chicago, Peoples Gus
Buiidins: rhila,iclpiiia, Mu-
tuui Life building.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23
Current Editorial Comment

"ln the sweat OF thy face shalt
thou cat bread" II man is to
carp bread in the sweat of his
face, ought /, not TO be expected
Il IL. L. IL
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-04-23

It's long way to Berlin, but Wen
get there,
And I'm on my way. by heck! BY heck
(Shout.)
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1918-11-15
CAMOUFL LACED HELMET
AND PAPER SAND BIG
SOUVENIRS RETURNED BY LIEUT..
o. /. FARtsS TO Mr.. AND MRS.
j. M. DEAN.

You've seen German helmets, nut
have you seen a canouhaged German
helmet? Mr.. and Mrs. ] M. Dean, OF
the district agricultural extension of-
fee, have one that was sent to them
by Lieut.. O. l.. Fariss, county farm
demonstration agent for Maury coun-
ty, who is now in France with the
114th machine gun battalion. II -
striped and spotted with green and
yellow paint, but the camouiage Didn't
prevent the wearer from being Killed
or captured. With the helmet vas
also trench sand bag made spf pMo-
ven paper 1t is as strong as hemp
and appears to be water proof Cling
ing to it was some mud from The
trenches. These souvenirs are most
interesting and will be kept by the
owpefs always as relies Of the war
and as mementos Of their friendship
with Lieut.. Fariss.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1918-11-15
Noise Made By Pocket Book
And Not That By A Tin Horn
That Boys VIII Hear In Europe

have reason to doubt the sincerity OF
our boisterous acclamations of peace.
1t is the noise made bv the pocket
book and not by a tin hDrn that the
boys will hear in Europe and will
convince them that we are glad their
hardships are nearing an end. Pos
session of large supply of Liberty
Bonds is more proof Of ones ability to
give than Of ones disposition to give.
@.Our boys have given their very
best for us and humanity, all they
have not faltered even when called
upon to go over the top two or three
times in one day, and that in the face
of death itself. 1t Wou!I be d CRIME
AGAINST them and a disgrace to the eX-
allied cause for which theFe have been
freely shedding their blood II we
should now deny to Them proof OF our
sustained backing and Of our deter
mination to be loyal 10 them until
their task is completed and tney are
back in their homes.
"All the money given in this United
| War Work camaign is for them. 1t
! is not for the aggrandizement OF any
organization and not one penny OF II
will be diverted from the purpose for
which IL was given
'I appeal earnestly in the name OF
our boys to the great heart OF Ten
nessee to respond generously to the
needs that are growing in magni.
tude and intensity as the long perioe
of Rehabilitation approa hes with al
of its dangers to tne moral and phys
ical well being. If ever they needed
the strong arm of protection ane
proof of our devotion to them, 1t il
now when they have more time to dlf
| ferentiate between the realities ant
the artificialities of life
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1918-11-15
ANDREWS SCHOOL PUPILS
JOIN JUNIOR RED CROSS

One hundred per cent enrolment IN
the Junior Red Cross has been COM
pleted at the Andrews school ana
Wednesday morning the children ap-
propriately celebrated the occasion.
The membership fee is 25 cents eaeh
and every child who didn't have the
cash was permitted to bring eggs
hickory nuts and walnuts. After all
the cash was counted and the eggs
sold 1t was found that the per capita
had been reached with few bushels
of walnuts still to be sold at regular
prices. Anyone who wants to buy
these nuts should see Miss Carrie
Smith, who is director of the Juniol
Red Cross at the school.
The enrolment is 372, includin!
teachers, and this school challense'
all others in the county for a bette
record.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1918-11-15
DRAFT HEADQUARTERS NO
| LONGER SOURCE Of NEWS
BUT CLERICAL FORCE is STILL
BUSY COMPLETING PAPERS
AND RECORDS.

Since the cessation Of hostilities
and the cancellation of AL draft calls
Local Board headquarters is no long
er a source of lively news The clerl-
cal force is as busy as ever with the
task Of compiling statistics and COM
pleting questionnaires and cards, but
there is nothing of public interest go
ing on. Recently the board has been
materially assisted by Mrs. John B.
Padgett, who has given many hours
to the tedious work in the Office.
The Maury county Local Board
found at the time the draft calls we're
cancelled that the work on the new
registration was 80 per cen. complete
and the District Board AMI Major Rut-
ledge Smith have commended the
board very highly sor it, efficient
work