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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22
THE GAME WILL STILL LIVE

1t is p:ac;:caily settled that the
fight or work ori"C applied I" iHS
league baseball players @; u" c"u;IH:
will SO a;t.c, tn i',r>"u:s! -; ;As "a
,rious clubs as "a suspend ~" fIrthE~
operation nt the national ia>t'ne' t"e
elimination "t ;h:> S7":;. ~" c'"a""S:
and most popular "t AL public amuS';-
ruents. will b.. more ~ m irritation I"
the lovers AID rttrnuS a. IN" gam" 'htn
il will b.. d"j"ctluS 10 tie players VIII"
must seek Sruc "t..rT uS'';uI "CcNI'-
lion. Baseball has wonderful h"'d
on the American people. tGlS - A'-
counted tu-. IL past. b: IN" :a'' 'h"' /"
is wholly and djSttn"tiv"iy American
The subsistence. however. O; ~" pr"'HS.
sional teams docs not mean ;h'i no
game VAR dc ."H;. ia tA' contrary.
The in,creS, VIII l." TRANSFERRED -
local amateur t-air< a&d III. r"n-Hr"-
e-ss,,.a:,l contests ia. c"'!:.. th'IT fol-
lowers in 10 l..>S uu'nl"rS thta those
o: the more Skill..! performers.
To many Ia" inclusion! CT heS' ball
anon. Tx. rnu-"SS,.s,t!ai '|uni"En"niS
seems L. ". StraiaIuS q; III" Liter
rather than tho spirit Of III" !Sht "r
work order. as i" inhibition r"'"Ts
such 4 ncgii: ;lir uuuo'. ~ i"rS"nS.
But We must no. in"N' II X that way.
Th, aboilsn,n.:rt -: IN" pr":"SSi"nat
teams simply d'.rr;v' = ~ u summer
endowment "" have b"c''Ir. accustomed
10 induicing IN. As tihts * l. period
that calls for sacrifices Q; all k::'iS,
Then the man who - deprived - his
afternoons diversion n this rsSt-Ht :
ought t.. r;,-rrtully submit - what ia :
heen decr.eci Tn" government - right
in its decision. Tor should Il make an
exception OF baseball thcn the door
would b. up"u :"r other "Ac"p;!"ns. II
We are Eoin2, 20 push "nr part III ms
war withnu, STINT We @m,is; &" /; col
lectively, and not with Individual vNcep-
. tons
i. The impartial application 4: ths work
..or fight urd"c Is h"Und !" work man,
'haardships. but what ar. they c"nrpar''I
TO thu sacrifices mai.' ~ "IT boys =!
the fighting l!m"'. II b., d"inG wit.'9":
"pprofcSS!ui,al baseball ~" may help cf T
so little "ur soldiers eyer ih''re /"
victory, that it'll" >i"U.L b. ;;'v' u
~ without Complaint. .\r,a hs,S'b VIII
survive. So Ions: aS- thr American h"?
lives I..av.. x t. h.n 10 A"';' IN: Old
fires burning.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22
A SUPERFLUoUS WORK

There are lot of hum-drum affairs
in government ard bureaucratic work
that could easily b.: dispensed with
these DAYS while we are hunting for ihe
nou-eSsnntial cmpluyrrcntS. For Ia
stance il Is said that Census i'ur"Iu
has Just completed an exhaustive" ~
ycEtir;,;i"n on tn" subject OF lire de-
nartlusutS III American cities. anu 4
bulletin giving statistics on the subject
mas been issued From ~, rhv"rr'n mt
rrinting Office. TIL. bureau has ais"
issued 81 :"ur racc iublltiiE sheet CIV
III: a synopsis OF the bulletin. Tho
work involved IN The preparation or
,h.<,. statistics was great. engaging u
considerable fore" OF clerks.
We have h.en> told ,i!G:c and again
that TIL. uua gr.a, task q! the nation
=, TN. present t!ns., is driSimG; the Hair
from tho fields "t France. and under
,u.Sd jmp"!,iEs circumstances Ii is dr.
tcult Ia understand how III" aimIniS-
tra;inu ~ Washington can justify us
n,2lnyr..nt Of clerks. office huii!InSs.
and nriullnl. presses III ihc collection of
American r'tjc<. Th" bulletin does no:
rr,,f..sS 70 to-! anything new IN lHa
eubi.c; q: tire lighting. II that w"ro
,,s niIrn,Sr ;li.. md ""trtd br accom-
~ .Sli.,l with"r; the e'nrl"ym"n; O.; stint
;st,c;ars [, do IT, Tho administration
i ADVERTISING throughout the length
and breadth - the country for ci"EhS
and stcn"graphcrS. printers and press
men. Thor" is 4 scarcity Of paper ana
ink Tn" mails ar" c"nSest"G. In tho
fac. -; all this. III" Department; or Com
rrs-c.. directs is Census Bureau I" oc-
cupy ,ur ,im,. "t its ci"ri;S aud stats
,ic!ans on :hr compilation "f statistics
,ha, ALL not one i"ia in III" prosecution
nc tho wa And thr PRESIDENT has all
solutc power 20 cHrtatl or postpone
work OF tins kind.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22
AGAINST STATE CONTROL

TIL, lr;..l:-.uc.c u I'w days a-o
called attentions :" Ia" tread t.; tn AZ
1niniStrati"n t.,~;sI> SAT" N"''nl;S'".
The sam. warmth, comics :v,t:l ,;r:nIar,::
where ,.,lt.r .;i,,>itJrn ha" been
aroused n t.. German i..''~s "i"r '2saS'
.urcs arranged TX l"'>;-";i: Sh:rh:n~.
which co:r;rupI.,t,.S rlaci;:I Ia" c"an-
try's msrcantIi" t"unaS" under c"ntr"l
OF an imperial c":t.;nsS<ar%. which Viii
direct it's u.s.. ~ ac"ur,luar,' wl'h wires
II be- Ii,.y,,s =. D.. t..c I.'..l ds' az, tn.
countr". Th,, ,pp"s..t.is "t a;"y"r,trr"::.
. control h"lisv" ;hA; lie Sh,i"wu' -
with t;.rir .XiS:ius organizations ar.
the best iitt.d for proper distribution al
. cargo space. ;,G.! that. subject t" :"n'7n!
= Sovernm' Limitations. they tuUSs
be permitted Ev".,I"tn al ;.c;t"l. ami ~"
free disposal &c thor property. pth"r-
wise III" shipping business. which DO
.,rards tn. w::i"$c G!"-.Si"n>. would b."
seriously ho,n?. r,,'I. tr.I. under bur.;l.i-
cratic p-"ssu-" would fail h.H!nI ~:
the competitive rae a"d b. unable. ="
carry on, i:s duties n bringing f"'I-
SUITS and r.tw r.:i."rir!S I" 80. C"un-
try, or IN taking manufactured goods
away.
- Here "" h1ya T,r'naHy. II" great
stalwari =: ir"I. r!Allstm. feeling :i;r
strongcs, opposition [" ITS i!an COR
government control - si,:i,innp: the
: limited S:a'"$. .!,.. ..iia:ti.i,ti AZ G"rl"c-
racy. is r.ann:Hr to- that t'ry thinG.
-unGcr tho !. s. Shipping E'ard. III"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22
government TO CONTROL RECRUITING OF
UNSK|LLED LABOR IN WEST VIRGINIA

~
r., rr..cr; the employer ana III" '"'-
,,,,.rrcrr. \ prrIluuS shortage
, ,, -, ,,,r ministries anu
"i u'iSh'h''' ''''' 80 " ,. ,I
T., end IN lur stealing ana l"'''"'''H awe
,, ,.,u.u.I labor turnover Now exist
,,.,,,,.,, ,r common labor
Ms ~ =, ,,r.,l,yJ
Tor war ihdu> t''H S..'I,.. r,u.-
liter August III Wv r.'r,ri,u,ui If
pie! m"nt re- 81 t,' ,.,,. hu.Inr>S
Labor. y" '''i'"': ,,,,,, rur men Will
+" Il" 'ihl"'H NV, .,,, ,,,,,,,n.,u l,tu:
liz pr"mIu"i I" recruit '',I,'' ~. ,h,. War
TI..s d"'iSi"u Wa l'E''' ~ r,.i Iy
i.1t"'" f"l!, - I"'"''i "'"' ,,,,.. far
President wilson ",;" - 49,. -; ,iix,-
!r.t"E'uG stop -! ,"h," - .',ii,.I,'s
jl"n and '"hS'tN''''" ~
man r'"'' =, D,nsn,ur,. Il
director t'HcFaI a. ,,.,,, Scr, ic,..
;H" NIT" S'"''H .'',' H., ,',,Irrll Of
~ = "yUIHui'i'"'i"' J." ~ ..',.,,n, RI
,"ii'tiil I''i "S'' = n''N ,,uuriIS
i."r -! th' stat" it'n ,"',H r,s
Il I"'i' rs" says li'at ""'. -" ,r'tr-
%tri"tIuII nEHIiiSN We ~ ,,,,
iH,'"S Of labor apply 'Hi| !" !,.,.
labor 1T III" present '.i'. ,,,,r
ti"HS W'i: aS S",'' =
ii I" iurluh" %h'''''' '''",'' r,,..,,r nr
i'!ru'l u SW'hh l. '"' - r,.,,.,.
the tinted Stn''$ f;m,i'",> ~ ~ has
IN West NirGlh"'. .,,,,i i,r,,,,h Offices
offices ~ 'hATi'S."' ~" -. ~, .h,r.,
~ iiui''hH"'h' p,-r,.,nr j. in
"iHi " h'''in-i 'l,.,r,.,. 81 the ,iov.ru-
ih' ana I'm, .n. .;.,r
'.''h'> rF"Sr"'" ~ ,r,,u,,l,-,irL hv
Ih' S"''i'" ,,,IiI,y. American
IN" ';"N"rIrmi"; !" l'''!I.,|r WHY
ministry "S man =, - v,r meas
,,In"- al hHl'ii" -" -! ,.,,,r,,y +, make
"r' ana - mt, ''" i .,u,,Iry,,
'mii"E"f$ %"' t', ,t,! I' :. .,,.n,ral gov
{" 80 i'"'r J'F .t,'' ,.'.,r1 Sinir:; l:,n-
- nm III slfN'.lH g.. ~ '''
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22
THE PRINCIPLE INVOLVED

-rh" pria"!pI" II t!'r fr"'"''NH ''''''
hu,i 4 I,-l't;c:I; 'n"hStrail'h r'''''''
;h-russs IL" vote -; n'' E''"F'" 81 ''F'-
land! ~. 80. - nu".'j'7i '"'t"'t.
.\,Nv:c III" rI;'>t'";'> SU"'''''s'i - '"'
r"'>.:S NJ 81" a"t'"r'".hi, ~" ca!
ru.;ur:l - let c"nirh''S :" 'F'S"h ''''-
DIS ven though 1a ""'S'"' h'''''' -
:,C.I (" Il" thc w"tN or t"r'''NH '"' H''-
''r;atS t"r>1 J''7 cen; - ''''' "'''
ur,. w;ls ;"i"H:'"! ~ It F"tc al '>'""" IN
'''"0 10 - 49,.
New. '"r "l' i'''' '''''
was II veto |" ''S'h"''NA i '''' '''F
tiriit ~ : per t'"' '''>'''''''' al ''>,
az local '"H'F''''' "N''">' '''S
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22

Editor Intc1Itgencer:

Editor lntcNtgencer:
You nre authorized to announced
Davis snk;rs Of Morgantown. Monon-
gala Co. IL candidate Tor nomination
by the Republican Party for the United
states senate from West Virginia. SUB
iect 10 all rules OF the Republican Party
and the llws OF the State OF West Viz
gina governing tho primary election
10 be ncld August. 1918.
E:lkINS CAMPAIGN COMMITTEES
]. Ii. McDERMOTT. Chairman
J.. 0. Drawer. SBl.
Morgantown. w. Fa-Ad".
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22
FREE TICKET DAY

IF your address appears today
in the A. B. C. Buyers Guide call
at The InteIieencer office and re-
ceive S ten cent Liberty Theatre
tickets.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22

Lincoln. Raleigh. Clay. and Mcdowell.
"On tn" whul".' r"uciUd' ! MIR. N"arnr.
"th" friends nf Mr.. Gaines Ar" mum
encouraged. auI I".i."v'. 'ha; hr WI!
be Nominated ami elected"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22
Prominent Republicans
Jos. II. Gaines
AN OPEN LETTER
AN OPEN LETTER

To HI. Il, publican ii West NF@inH:
TIA! uu n, X, Iui,an ct!""n Of West Virginia WIS" 10
cournL HE candidacy for United STATE" 0'a
oi on Jos, rh Gaines, OF Kanawia County .
We believe of reconstruction that must oo" 'N''
s~ca: war; VIC will need Senate of the PuFcS'
patriotism legislative experience; nn Of "' 'Sn'S
intellectual ahny NOR" courage We h"Fe h"'
,nscrI II Gaines sxss,S Of qualities special meas
u.: anu i, all men, tn" On" man best '' "
represent treat AGRICULTURAL onmrc' labor ana m"n""0'7
interests OF United States senate
During his House Of r's'naiv'* Joseph H. Games
held very hts! place, on Ways and b"c""
recognized authority on experienced business men
pronounced linn HE that subject at Washington
xsp ah,r described his address on III" ho"r {" the "
r,r pcs; tariff arglrncp, Washington for years
A. ;ruubIc2ns we belt eve in policy of protection
West Virginia. in particular, protective tariff state inc pros
ncriv Of - great Interests wisely adjusted
w. u<ncn nj tariff conditions may depend
m v If great IL" employment Of man! n""Shd
Of w Follow cia,n an! we believe H. Gaines is better fitted
% man. in West Virginia to pccn, and protect
m interests West VIRGINIA while INA" ''PJ0S "
' i Of x,rrrn West Virginia. some Of employers
~ - 49, n r,cr,, in tine hay" selfish
or interest in endorsing lie from distant
section: community widely s'p'!"'" '"' u" % " ,lic
~ iornt in caracrrr Ordinarily might prefer for I"Onc
lonors Il from among our own '''zS"S"p o'' " " ~ "
ncighbors . u. . ,:,ninia f,cos =
, i We believe that our country demands of us our best
adersnip and great party must prove ~ "
70 nubic confidence forward men WI" mos, unF
hex, thought At believe that Joseph H. u', III m
other IN" h'E"'S' '''"''
and purpoScs party W" pledge ham our '"F" Sp anu
arpea Republican voters OF West Virginia u N ~ WV
him to the United States Senate .,r
" y p and Hazc->tlas Sec lA'@I" Iron "0'NS'
= Holloway Banker. sup' Wheeling Plant Hazel
lT co ""SS'''S rvtni ToSoa Glass Co..
". " HIGGINS MounlsviI,. W. Va,
'" Wheeling Steel ce jill. RYDER Wheeling
W. f. WELLS. , r NJ CUMMINGS Wheeling.
CO.: S >!IS's v" '" W. J. Lnhcns & Co, Wheeling
s:.s5::. v2 Co" ;n. T 's*.,, Co.. Wheeling
C. t. ~ l'L'SN' - " Contractor Whccing
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22

PHILADELPHIA papers r"c"ntIE an
nuunc.-l that u lar"', stove inci"ry There
ha,l l"-l taken over fur u.s. in making
LOWS Ha"h:n" %urS tor IA" Nn'"rl'%Sh
army. lust fourteen months too late
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22

III" French evidently Remembered
H.. Marn" in pushing m" ilHns back
OVER thai stream. whit" the Americans.
,.n doubt. wrr.. InSi.;rvd to 'i;crnembcr
;h, I:,!>itau.a.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22

Professional baseball goes under the
t.rI Of ih,. non-rSScntlaIS. y"t Il II Il
: fundamental American sport
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22

rhrs. Enn$"vcit boy az" iShi"rs' al!
right. Now /: i& M;i"r Thc"I"rr who
is IN 4 hospital wUuudrd.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22

y would b" hard tn irak" L 'ir''H;'r
Wheeling. but We can effect I" larger
Wheeling.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22

Wi,"r!iu: skins ih"rn Ill on War Saw
:n-S Stamps AMI purchases and pledges.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22

Now i; is IT," government thai waves
its hand - IN" aut"rraitt "nipir" anu
Wells "You'rc uEt.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22

Any. army Trntsky may rails" Will br
considered by GeTrany IN asset instead
ut an opposing force.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22

Thu, h"ieh; Of w"m"n's shoes is TO be
r~tiuc,~ but thrrc Will be II" come down
n price.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22

'"h,. corn n'"IS this weather and We
uc,iI Ia" corn.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1918-07-22

Again IN. German crown i'rInces
!sit t. Paris Is, md. :in:i"lE puSti"n"d.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28
The Cockney's Tact.

Watkins, Il cockney private, was lee
turing his mates one day on the need
Of. employing tact in their dealings with
the French people.
Nov, ! got in a bit of fix the other
day" said Watkins. 81 was billeted
with a French family, and after I'd
been shown to my room l started out
for Il walk. Well, l 'appened to open
the wrong door. 1t was a bathroom
and there was a lady in the tub. She
let out Il scream, and it might ave been
Il deucedly embarrassing situation, but
my tact saved the day"
"Well, wot did va do?"
81 jes' backed out an said, Par
dong, monsieur New York Tribune
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28
ROYAL Wit Not Slow.

Rich in SLY humor was the reply of
Henry " of France. who one day
reached Amiens after prolonged jour
ney. 4 local orator was deputed to
harangue him, and commenced with a
lengthy string of epithets:
very great SovereignS, very good,
very merciful, very magnanimous-"
add also" interrupted the weary
monarch, very tired"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER

has been a household remedy all over
the civilized world for more than half
a century for constipation, intestinal
troubles, torpid liver and the generally
depressed feeling that accompanies
such disorders. 1t is a most valuable
remedy for indigestion or nervous dys-
pepsia and liver trouble, bringing on
headache, coming up of food, palpita.
ton of heart and many other symp-
toms. A few doses of August Flower
will Immediately relieve you. 1t is a
gentle laxative. Ask your druggist,
Sold in all civilized countries.-Adv.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28
Bows Wanted to Be Sure.

"Pll give one of you boys dime to
carry my bag to the station" said a
croSS-eyed man, pausing before three
ragged little fellows.
(Which one, mister?" piped the boys
In chorus.
"You," said the cross-eyed man.
(Which One?"
"YOu."
There was pause. Finally one lit
tie fellow said: Fair do, mister; close
one eye and look at the kid you want,
will yOu?'
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28

Job and David and the author of Ec-
clesiastes had clear visions of immor-
tality and many Hebrew phrases in the
Old Testament denote an accepted be-
lief in continuous existence. The pagan
world had this hope, holding it as a
common belief of the future felicity of
the faithful, which was an inspiration
to virtue. Socrates emphasized this, ac-
cording to Plato's Phaedo, and Cicero
felt its urging when he spoke of the
soul Of his beloved friend Cato "often
looking back"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28
Meaning Of Easter.

Easter Is not merely a festival of
spring, to be celebrated by the max
ing Of music, the display of flowers
and the wearing of glad attire. 1t is
The most joyous anniversary Of the
Christian world, for without 1t Christ
mas would lose much, If not most, of
It's significance.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28

and the means of furnishing sport to
the youngsters. The fires which
marked the triumph of spring over
winter in days gone by still burn, but
for commercial purposes or comfort,
rather than as symbols of joy at the
changing of the seasons.
The colOring of the easter eggs,
which are used so extensively in the
modern celebration of this day, comes
through centuries from a beautiful
legend whose origin is unknown. Ac-
cording to the story, the Persian night
ingale, known as the "Bubul" in the
Orient, played a part at the time of the
resurrection of Jesus. When the body OF
the Savior was placed in the tomb, and
the stone rolled before the door, one Of
these beautiful birds was imprisoned
in the sepulcher.
The story goes on to tell that the
bird continued to sing during the time
that the body of the Christ was in the
tomb and that when the stone was
rolled from the door and He arose, it
was found that the eggs laid by the
bulbul in the tomb had turned to gold.
In cOmmemoratiOn of the miracles, the
story says, the eggs are colored on
Easter day, and the custom has con.
tinued through ages.
Always Day Of 'GIadness.
Easter is, however Especially if the
day be fair and warm), day Of glad
ness for maid and matrOH, for it is on
Easter day that the glOrieS of the new
spring wardrobe are most timely dis
played Dressed in their newest mats
and smartest spring suits, the women
of the world wend their way to the
places of worship and join in the songs
of thanks and JOY of the Eastertide.
This Sunday morning will find the
Christian people of the world in their
places of worship, rejoicing in the
fact that Christ arose from the dead
and in so doing assured them of a
life to come. The custom of ages will
be observed in countless churches by
millions of people and the anthems of
praise and rejoicing will sound
throughout the length and breadth Of
the world.
With the Easter lily banking the
affairs of the different churches and the
singing of the glad tidings, the Chris
tian world will show their joy in the
belief that He is risen and that life
beyond the grave is assured.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28
Lamps for the Eyes.

A new optical instrument consists
of a high-powered incaTlescent lamp
which can be taken into persons
mouth 10 illuminate his eyes through
the retinas, enabling them to be exam
incd through the pupils.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28
a New Way to Shave

Tender skins twice a day without irri-
tation by using Cuticura Soap the
"Cuticura Way" No Shiny mug, germs,
waste of time or money. For free sam
pies address, "Cuticura, Dept. X, Bos-
ton" At druggists and by mail. Soap
%, Ointment % and 50-Adv.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28
Aliens FOOt-EsSe for the Troops.

Many war zone hospitals have ordered Aliens
Foot Ease, the antiseptic powder, for use
among the troops. Shaken into the shoes and
Bprinkled in the foot-b bath, Aliens Foot-Ease
gives rest and comfort, and makes walking a
delight. Sold everywhere 25c Try it today. Adv.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28
Tractor VS.. Mule.

Ten mules can haul about two tons
of material and their work is limited
to Zen hours. but the tractor hauls 25
tons and covers a distance of 20 miles
at the same time. N
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28
A Sure One.

Can you furnish me with any knock
down argument about your capacity to
do the family sewing?"
could 1? Just watch me fell this
seam"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28
Their Kind,

"When they pass antitrust laws in
the future they will have teeth in
them"
"Oh, that's only biting sarcasm"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28

that bound him.
The Spanish Jcs-
uits made large
use of this passion
flower in their
missionary teach
in & in S out h
America, where
t h e y foun d t
growing luXuri-
antly in the jun
giles -a promise.
they felt, that the
natives should be
converted.
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Total stocks of wool in the United
States amounted to 5G2 100000 pounds
on December 81. 1917.
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Suspicious Sound.

The Girl-My father says there is Il
on foot
The Youth with visible alarm)-I
think had better go.
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Modern Celebrations.

While the day is more generally OBJ
served at the present time, modern
people temper their devotions, and the
handsome wardrobe and other like de-
sires of the flesh are given their part
IN the makeup of the Easter day. The
egg of mythology is still in use today,
but for the satisfaction Of appetites,
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28

It's faith in something and enthuSi-
assn for something that makes life
worth looking at-HCsneS.
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ConsoIinn Him.

Clerk-"I cannot live on my salary,
sir" BosS-"Then I'll try to be patient
and wait, instead of firing you"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28
TO A GARDEN.

Gethsemane-Geths
How like a soft breeze DER the sea
Your name comes gently back to me.
Back from the hills of Galilee,
Back through the red years panoply,
Through faith you sing of peace to be,
Gethsemane-
Harold Speakman.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28

Hard luck is polite name for the
sleeping slckness-Exchange
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28
Probably Cold.

Geraldine-Why didn't you enlist?
Gerald had trouble with my feet,
Geraldine-Flat or cOld?-Judge.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1918-03-28

Just because man is all right to-
day it isn't safe bet that he will be
all wrong tomorrow.