Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1918-11-14

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real original Baron M%unchausen when
1t came to EARNING, and for a while he
had me going too. He would whisper
some startling tale to us and make us
promise not to tell, rs he had picked
IT from some other ships message, and
the Old Man would spread-eagle him
If he found 1t out. They probably
would have logged him. at that, II they
had known he was filling US full Of
wind the way he did.
He told me one time that Henry
Ford had invented something or other
for locating subs miles away, and also
another device that would draw the
sub right up to 1t and swallow 1t
whole. He had a lot Of other yarns
that / cannot remember, but / did not
believe him because I saw he was
| picking out certain men to tell certain
yarns to-that is, spinning them where
they would be more sure Of being be-
lleved and not just spinning them any
! where.
So I got pretty tired of this stuff
after q while and when we put out
from Brest on the fourth voyage I
got this fellow on deck in rough
weather and began talking to him
about the chap who had gone over.
board the time before and had been
cut up by the propeller. I pretended
that, of course, he knew all about 1t
that the Old Man had had this garby
pushed overheard because he was too
free with his mouth. But this did not
seem to do any good, so I had to think
up another way.
When WI were out two days I got
hold Of our prize liar again. I figured
that he would be superstitious and 1
was right. l said that Of course he
knew that a ship could not draw near
Cape Helles and get away again I'M
less at least n "a was lost, or that,
If it did get away, there would be
many casualties aboard. l said 1t had
always been that way and claimed
that the Old Man had pushed this
garby overheard because someone had
to 60. I said on our other trips no
one had been sacrificed and that was
the reason we had suffered so much,
and that the Old Man had been called
down by the French minister Of the
navy. l told him the Old Man would
pick on whatever garby he thought
he could best spare. ~
That was all I had to tell him. Ell
Their he thought the Old Man knew of
his EARNING or else he did not think
himself Of much account, for he dis
appeared that very watch and we did
not see him again until we were on
the homeward voyage and q steward
happened to dig into a provision hold.
There was our lying friend, with q
life belt on, another under his head,
and the blight Of q rope around his
waist, fast asleep. Why he had the
rope I do not know, but he was scared
to death and thought we were going
to chuck him overheard ut once.
think he must have told the officers
everything. because I noticed them
looking pretty hard at me-or at least
I thought I did; maybe It was my
conscience, II I may brag about hav.
ing one-and I thought one Of the lieu
tenants was just about to grin at me
| several times, but we never heard any
more about IT, or any more yarns from
, our wireless friend.
The fourth voyage was pretty rough
too. The old girl would stick hel
nose into tho seas and many times
thought she would forget to come out
We had q lot Of sand piled up agains
the wheelhouse and after we divet
pretty deep one time and bucked on
slowly, there was not . grain Of son,
q left. II looked like the sea was JUS
. kidding u, for we were almost int
quiet water, and here It had Just takel
one sea aboard to clean up the san,
}. we carried oil the why from Brest
81 During the whole voyage you coui
\ not get near the galley, which wa
}. where our wireless friend hung ou
Il when no could. The pans anl dixie
d hanging on the wall stood stralgt
70 ont when the ship pitched. and sewers
u heavy ones came down on q cook
10 head while he was gAttlnR Under thn,