Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-10-10
Baasegy D. SEA Hleld Artillery.

Speaking of champions here are Q
few more. Corp. Miles Stephan
WORLDS champion long distance eater.
He DON'T eat no simply consumes.
First to eat, last to quit, and helps to
keep the mess fund from becoming
too large to handle.
And piano playing-ycu have an
heard Peaee. Wen, OF course, being
the crack ragtime artist Of the camp,
no simply must belong to Battery b.
Linguigte are not neglected. We
speak any language under the sun.
and; few. extra for good measure.
~ you want to look at a real model
Chung. Six feet: two, stocking feet,
straight as arrow, some boy,
One Of our ofiloeTa, while conduct
ing class Of new recruits, was asked
BY particularly brilliant 10 young
man II 1t was etiquette, to salute a
cd in to show the procedure for the
salute. Lord help. the aforesaid Ger
man offlcers Battery B win not Nut
= Even our K.Ps have organized
This Is their song. Music furnished
on request. a. Drop around some time
There 10 dirty work to BIO done IN
And it Is not much fun, =.
; It's the kind Of work that's don0
Without the ala Of a gun.
The boys who work with, the cooks
In the kitchen i ~.
Heller out for peace,
For they DO the Army's dirty woIb,
and -y. ~. s>.-S ~. = -
They are called the kitchen police.
Chorus.
Poor little mister, I'm a KIP,
I scrub the mess hall ON Bonded
M sasS' the dishes against my wishes
To make the world safe for democ-
: Battery BIS barber shop quartet,
composed Of Carmello Raetivo, Gioc.
chonio Coggiola, Antonio Cucinoota
and Carmen Giuseppe Fallanto. 70
s sSssn MaS," English sung on request
y. Liberty bonds We like the looks.
Of them around here. It's a cinoh to
raise Of least $4,000 for them at any
time. 55.s ..,~.so-A ia -tssr~4sf ~. --;-a-.
\ VRNward 10 offered for the sccundte1
who made French duket outs Of ta
perfectly good sergeant, Leroy Brard-
lett, by the aid Of some b9gnt cork
a osa FL ~" II ts sa s9 yoS t az
ed not TO- make q date with miss.
Mary" Regnery.. She belongs to us.
. Digglne, the famous Jockey, has De-
serted the turf and horses until we
1ick the kaiser: and will drive one OF
the big motors that haul our guns.
(: Any one having ~ spare grand
mother, who Is sickly, please turn her
over to Corp. Blanf0rd. She must be
very DID, and live, in Baltimore He
met one Of that city's representative
bellies. Need he explain further2 49,.
I Any 120-p0pnd boxers !. In 7 -'camp2
Drop In Q23 any old time. We have =
the gloves and all that goes with il
TO make things interesting. 49,
:, 6ergt. "Kewpie"s Peterson is get
ting fatter and fatter every, day. This
Army life does not agree with him
at all, oh, mol
:, The battery is fortunate to have as
Its new commander Capt. William A.
Campbell, an oversee officer with q
wonderful record. Win we soldier uI1-
der Hmm You bet we will. -.
terrible accident happened. in the
Kitchen the other day. Cook Jim
Greybill got couple of letters all
filled up with cologne, stamps fixed
queer, and q lot Of mystic calabilistics
on the envelopes, mixed up with the
bread pudding. Jim, be more careful
with your love affairs.
SO long, fellers tell you more about
us next week. Look for Battery 'B."
You can't go wrong. Buy some lib
erty bonds. IRA EMERICH. -