Trench and camp. ([Admiral, Md.) 1917-1919, 1918-10-31

He passed.
Tact-bluff with an education
Aftar-d;nner speeches we like I'd
hear: "Waiter, bring me the cheek
Here are a few of the things army
life has taught me very forclpiy: 1ne
virtue of patience, the pront - 49,
ysine of time. the power of Kindness.
the worth of character, the ulsny
of aimplicity the success Oh peESS
verance. the pleasure OF workIngs the
influence of example. the oDnssa"oA
of duty and the JOY OF wen uoAe
Josh Billings says: 1T amt no
disgrace to fall, but to lie there an"
grunt is"
Dreams: "Garcon. apportez-nou un
notare a la PURGE de pois, sun DiItecA
oux pommes frites, une saiade Hy
laifue. du camembert ct dM care nolI.
N'oubiiez pas lie VIM" An, zue'.
veille!
sDon't you know better than that.
s.;d the staid oid-tilner: 'that soap IL
only to be used at inspection.
The pessimist: "And when it's over
INV neckH be all sore When ! re-
enter linen collars.
Nat no long hence all good stores
wifi begin with--"Now, Wnen 1 was
in the war"
ssY." the twenty fifth letter OF the
English alphabet. last 70 ass ha1ninS
give, always ready to lend neapsns
hand. Let your plans of supscrip
tions~be large. ASK any soidier--he
knows"
The editor who called the kaiser
Churchman's" and thereby ca1ssu as
to seek the aid of Webster, also re-
minded us Of q recent incident: AVG
toiling sons of Italy> were So -
omarters. and, having little else e
do. were spending their time ~ - -
timating the number o. snH a
America had sent to EUROPE AAu
the following dialogue.
ar tink it be million, sala ons. Ss1-
"T5nl,i you're wrong-better pal-
lion" remarked the otner. ...a
Eyes. maybe two billion" venturso
ing land it might be trillion." added
yes, maybe two" repeated NUMBER
"a, ouadtrillion it might also be-"
stated the wise one a~s
Jaw. you win, you too eoucAesu AOA
me-" said the first.
5 Hindenburg no longer hinders.
.He wouldn't drink toast to
bride" we Underwood from recent
novel. 'Smatter? Not buttered!
"Around the Clock with the Sailor
is the title of a picture, sponsore9 py
"Twenty -four Hours With sammy
Hope they take us while on pass All
close-ups too.
Shades of 40, Fairbanks panned
$4,000, 900!
A little inconsistency: That chap on
a bicycle upon special delivery
stamps. It's either a motor cycle or
a walk.
No. Chauncey, those "gasless" days
didn't extend to the trenches.
Life's little reverses-undershirts.
Private Warren B.<Clemmer of the
32d Machine Gun Company remarks:
"In going through the gas house
during test in which they were using
tear gas, 1t made the tears fairly :
flow. / didn't think there was anyg
count OF the darned old kaiser. But,
girls, he didn't say darn.
Competitive drills-the mess line.
Dear P. NJ" began a letter. Mo- not
!. the postmaster, just q letter to First
Sergt. Paul Musselman. Afternoon
mail, too.
HEARD AT NOON MESS.
And Just think, the boys over
there are lining up for supper" SAID
"Aw, say, amt them fellows far
enough ahead o. US. without you re-
mindin' us Of the fact?y replied am
other, who later expressed hts feel
ing thus: Heaven, hell or Hobokens
by Christmas"
Those scraps of paper" turned out
to be backed by a world OF scraps
pers. 8
Methuselah was quite beyond the,
draft and solomon had q thousand
claims for exemption
Settlement workers-biII collectors
If the kaiser feels as bad as he
looks he's dead.
What man hasn't desire yea,
yearning-to possess O fountain pen
that will fount from the proper place.
How many men in the Army do you
know who are called by their proper
names? Just goes to show that when
good fellows get together substitutes
are the Sincerest form of ffattery, @Fem
in the ranks.