davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1918-04-25
Making the Baby Useful.

Making h Baby UsefuI.
"Bridget's had breakfast late every
morning this week. Can't you do some
thing to get her up on time"
well, there's the alarm clock"
THAT doesn't always go off. Lend
her the baby."-Boston Transcript.
, 1918-04-25
ALIENS FOOT-EASE DOES IT

mnen your shoes pinch or your corns and bun
IONS ache get Allsn's Foot Coz the anttseptic
e. toot6a Gs 'e Givesi ins9 snG seii sae to Rirea, Hch,
nR Swollen, end feet Over 1000 packages
nc being used by the troops at the front. Sold
everywhere, 2Sc. Dos'fa eesff 81, sH6sfifsff.-Adv
, 1918-04-25

"Where. did we get that word Sa'
TAM"
"Oh, that's merely an Old Nick
name."-Boston Transcript.
, 1918-04-25

&C chiofhssSs;ns8BSEiif Sst..- ST sg@ssFSy; o so osSe
binary flrSts. SiK9s2heSS
cases included. sf8Ssmc. PotatossE
Wisconsin. Michigan and Minnesota,
, 1918-04-25
A Consolation.

MY friend. the photographer. was
firmly refused by the lady he asked
to marry him.
well he had something to console
him. At least, he secured a good mega
tive"
, 1918-04-25

Don't be misled. Ask for Red CrosI
Bag Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes
At all good grocers. Adv.
, 1918-04-25

Lots Of women haters are afraid t.
mention II to their wives.
, 1918-04-25
Used to EN-.

Used to EN-.
ID you suppose We'll ever nave gas
attacks In this countryf"
Good heavens, man. aren't we ac
customed to congress and legislatures
in session."
, 1918-04-25

While a man may be capable of
loving two women at the same time,
II he is wise he won't attempt 1t.
, 1918-04-25

It's the girl who can't sing that
seems anxious that every one SHOULD
know It.
, 1918-04-25

do you know any pro-GermansT
mo, and what's more, If 1 did, II
cease knowing them"
, 1918-04-25

isn't your husband devoted to the
races2" "Just crazy about them. ]
call him my better half"
, 1918-04-25

A man is always known by the com
pany that refuses to keep him.
, 1918-04-25

e. They'll give you permanent bene-
|stont.os Indigestion, Constipation, Sour
The ga, Sick Headache, and Dizziness.
the are small and pleasant to take, and
TEsDttN hoy thoroughly natural remedy.
I'VE cents at most drug stores-
, 1918-04-25

Trust not your enemies; there are
few faithful enemies.
, 1918-04-25

Nobody ever regrets having dons
the right thing.
, 1918-04-25

Liberty bonds are your national life
Insurance.
, 1918-04-25
New York Cotton PRICE,.

New York,-Cotton-May, $3.50;
July, 2e.1s; October. 1881; December.
, 1918-04-25

Resolution is the mother of security.
, 1918-04-25
DEFENSE

m the spring we may be attacked at
MY ~ moment. Toxic poisons pile up
w., .dSmn US after a hard winter, and we
S ~ rundown" tired out, blue and
oM0 This is the time to put
S ~ house In order-cleanse the system
w put fresh blood into our arteries.
~, " Gun obtain an Alternative extract
snd bIood root, Golden Seal, Stone
intd queens root. Cherry bark, rolled
mo-. u h~ugar-coated tablet and sold by
Dr v't druggists, in sixty cent walls, as
MI ierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
forno plood tonic, in tablet or liquid
Fari, Is Just what you need for Spring
etn neg for that lack of ambition. It
tally. WILL 'isor anu VI
,u Soittiness. when other people feel warm
Nou8ll Is q nim Of hEn,nnnnn q az
, 1918-04-25
Mean.

Mean. ~
"All that I am 1 owe to my wife,
"Yes. I've been told you married her
for her money"
, 1918-04-25
MISCELLANEOUS MARKETS.

Metal Market Values.
Copper Sas.iSH.
Lead. $7.07M @f.12h.
0pelter, $6.S2h.
Tpngsten concentrates. per unit,
Bouldsr..Tupgsten concentrates. so
per ent' 10000 22;So per unfit; Crude
sent, Si2.oO0ia.b6; 10 per cent $40
, 1918-04-25
.,ply A FEW DROPS THEN LIFT
ToUcHY coRNs OFF WITH
FINGERS.

Don't hurt a biti Drop a little
,,oazone Oh an aching corn. instantly
hat corn stops hurting, then you Lift
n right out. Yes, magici
, 1918-04-25


malarial poisons-so is Q
furred or coated tongue,
loss of appetite. head
aches or giddiness, and .
dull, drowsy, debilitated
feeling. It's your liver
that's at fault. You
want to stimulate 1t and
invigorate it with DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
With every trouble Of the
kind, these tiny little
things act like a miracle.
You can break up sudden
attacks of Colds, Fevers,
and TpNammatfona nth
, 1918-04-25

(Prioes net F. O.. B. Denver.)
BOOSTERS, Id. Q25
1OunB 20
Turkeys, 10 lbs. or over. ......26 @30
Ducks, young 30
, 1918-04-25
ERRs

Eggs, graded No. / net, r.
o. B. Denver. ............ .32
Eggs, graded No. Q net, F.
o. 3. Denver. ........... .E3
Eggs. case count. misc.
cases, less commission $4,000 e.26
, 1918-04-25
HAY AND GRAIN MARKET.
Flour.


Hungarian patent, 9S lbs, sacked,
subject to discount .$4.9t
, 1918-04-25
XRRa1ahIAn

Apples. Cold. new fancy, box. LOO @ 2.50
Pears, Colo. ............... 400
, 1918-04-25
Butter,

Creameries. ex. LIST grade. lb..41 o.
Creameriss, I'd grade, lb......a9 o.
6IoSsss ys
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-09

oats, sweet potato flour. soy bean
flour, feterita flours. feterita
meals. Maka zytnia moze bye
sprzedawan2 bez substytutow.
Maka czysto pszenna i maka gra-
ham (zawierajaca 100 procent
czystej pszenicy) ma bye sprzeda
wana wedle normy jednego ~
funta czysto p~szennej hub pgra--
ham" maxi z szesciu dziesiatemi
(6-1o) funta s~ubstytutu. Kupiec
musi wymienic Gene kazdego ar
tykulu PREY sprzedazy mieszanej,
Il ME r,dawac ceny kombinacyi.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-09
KOMUNIKAT.
Do Wielebnego Duchowienstwa,
Centralnego Komitetu Oby-
w~atelskiego i miejscowych
Subkomitetow Obywatel--
skich j tych wszystkich, kto-
rzy pragna Wolnej i Niepod-
leg}ej Polski.

Komisya Wojskowa pragnac
zapoznac spoleczenstwo polskie z
zyciem i praca zoinierza polskie-
go, ktory ME baczac ma zadne O.
ryentacye, ~wiedziony tylko uko-
chaniem Ojczyzny, przywdzial
mundur zoinierza polskiego i go
tow zycie polozyc ola wolnoSci
kraju ojczystego wydelegowa-
Ia mnie i porucznika Samulskiego
do objazdu kolonii polskich Z O.
brazami ruchomemi, przedstawia-
jacemi zycie obozowe zoinierza
polskiego W Niagara on the Lake
i we Francyi, przyjecie Misyi Woj
skowej w Chicago ! New Iorku,
4 take zjazd oficerow rekrutacyj-
nych i prezesow komitet6w Oby-
watelSkich w Cleveland. Pc ukofr-
czeniu kazdego pokazu, Z p~olece--
MA Komisyi Wojskowei, wygia-
SIAM odpowiednie mowy do MO
dziezy polskiej, nawolujac ia do
wstepowania w szeregi wojsk
polskich i spesnienia ich maj
szczytniejSzego obowiqzku.
,Po ukonczeniu objazdow Pc
Novel Anglii, Pennsylvania ! Sta
lie New York, przybyliSmy do
Chicago i zamierzamy tn zostac
przez diva tygodnie.
Komunikatem niniejszym zwra
camy sic do tutejSzego Ducho.
wienstwa i wszystkicl1 m~ilujacych
Polske I proSba, o najusilniejsze
poparcie naszych pokazow, dnie i
m;ejsca kt6rych podane beda do
wiadomoSci ogolu W miejscowych
pismach i "a pomoca rozrzutek.
Codziennie bedziemy starali sic
dawac DIVA przedstawienia. Pc pc
iudniu ola dzieci szkolnych i VIE
czorem ola ~starszych.
DR.. Henryk York.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-09
MarsUuta pokaz6w obrazk6W
ruchOmyeh i WieC6W agita-
CyjnyCh drd H. York.

Czwartek dnia 9-go maja. -
Gmaoh Zjednoczenia Pol. RI.
Kat, godz. 1870 wieczorem.
Piatek, dnia logo maja - ma Ia
dwigowie w gmachu parafial-
nym II X. Obyrtacza, o godz.
PEI popol. ola dzieci, o godz.
7:30 ola s~tarszych.
Niedziela, dnia 12-go maja - ma
Helenowie w gmachu parafial-
nym IL X. Pyterka, o godz. Sci
popoi. ola dzieci, o godz. 1870
ola ~starszych.
Poniedzialek, dnia 1890 maja. -
Sw. Jana Bozego, w gmachu
parafialnym X. konsultora Cru
dzihskiego, o godz. Pei popo}.
ola dzieci, O godz. 7:30 wiecz6r
ola s~tarSzyCh.
Wtorek, dnia Ago maja - ia
81 Sercowie, w gmachu parafial--
nym IL Y. karabasza, o godz.
PEI popol. ola dzieci, o godz.
7:30 ola starszych.
Sroda, dnia 15-go maja, ma ka-
zimierzowie Il X. Furmana, w
teatrze OBJ. Czechowicza Polo
MIA Theatre, 2915 w. 22ga ul.,
o godz. lei popoi. ola dzieci, o
godz. ;-mej i 9-tej wiecz6r ola
s~tarszych.
Czwartek. dnia 1890 maja, w
parafii IS. Piotra i Pawla, ii X.
Kosteckieso, o sodz. Pei popol.
ola dzieci, o godz. 7:30 wiecz.
ola starszych.
Piatek, dnia 17-go maja., ia
Annowie i Wojciechowic II X.
Siominskiego i X. Gronkowskie
60, W gmachu parafialnym X.
Gronkowskiego, o godz. Pei
popol. ola dzieci, o godz. 1870
ola starszycl1.
Niedziela, dnia 1890 maja, - ma
Bridgeporcie W parafii NJ. B.
Niep. Pocz. II y. Pralata Ma
wrockiego i ma Barbarowie II X.
Deregowskiego wsp6lnie ma
sail pa~rafialnej ma Barbarowie,
o godz. S-mej wieczor ola star
szych.
Poniedzialek, 20-go maja - w
tych samych parafiach tenn "a
mem miejscu ola dzieci o godz.
Lei popoiudniu.
DR.. H. York.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-09

dowych do swych blur ma pieWien
dzien i tam, wspolnie z oficeram re-
krutacyjnym, agituja "a wstepowa-
MEM do Armii PoTskiej. Zapisy Cd
bywaja sic zaraz ma miejscu.
w East Hartford urzednicy local
boards, wedfug sprawozdania Office
"a rekrutacyjnego, przyrzekli sami
nakianiat Polak6w 2 piatej klasy do
wstepowania do Armii Polskiej. Po-
dobnie p~ostepuja w}adze amerykan-
skie w Minneapolis, Mimi. i wielu
innych miejscowosciach.
N~aturalnie. ME nalezy sic spodzie
wac, ably ma podstawie podobnych
~precedens6w MONA byio wszedzie u
zyska6 tax daleko idace poparcie. So
okolice, gdzie nawet pozwolenie ma
wypisywanie ~poborowych uzyckac
sic dale 2 trudnoScia i oficerowie re-
krutacyjni odwolywaC sic .musza do
wladz stanowyth. Wiele tn zale2y cd
stosunk6w lokalnych, a przedewszy-
stkiem cd taktu j Lmiejetnego po-
stepowania pracownihow rekrutacyj-
nych.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-09
z JERSEY CITY, n. J.

W miejscowym saddle kryminal--
nym oskarzono formalnie o morder-
stwo 9letniego Franeiszka Muchelo-
wskiego, kt6ry zastrzelii 4letniegc
Edwarda ochorowskiego, podczas "a
bawy ma ulicy.
z-Iytywany, dlaezego to uczynii,
Muchelowski ti6maczyi sic IL Ocho-
rowski ukradi mu diva kamyki, kto-
rymi sic chiopcy zabaWiali.
Podobno po kr6tkiej ks6tni PREY
grze W kamyki, Muchelowski wbiegi
do domu swych rodzic6w, powrocif
stamtad re strzelba i rozkazaWszy
malemu Edwardowi podniesc rece do
CORY, strzelii don. smiere matego
Edwarda ,byia natychmiastowa.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-09

Taniosci ma Trzewiki
Ma Mand lis, zoo 90 d1ieVezeoe tree 1.A9
Mandrs 200 dziewczece z pa "a
skiem pantofle, para pc 49,. &'AS
Mandl's $50 bale canvas co.
niskie trzewiki. para po -. WV
Mandrs $50 bale canvas trze-G2.
wiki z gumowemi p~odeszwami ScN
Mandrs 90 trzewiki do zabawy ola
dziewczat i chlopcow, blake canvas z
pTaw naTn yo eiksk'n Ss9c
Mandl's play oXfords czarne bale
kanwowe z raWdziwymi elkskin p)-
des1wsmi, 75c wartoSe, ape- 45c
Chlopiece czarne tennis o~Xfords, do
bry ~gatunek, nowy zapas, wszystkIe
%wielkosci, 75c wartosci, 400
specyalnie para po ......... S
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-09
PoboToWi piatej kIasy.

we wszystkich centrach .rekruta--
cyjnych wre obecnie praca PREY wy
pisywaniu z list registracyjnych naz-
wisk Polak6w Zaliczonych do piatej
klasy, W celu osobistej agitacyi po--
miedzy tymi poborowymi. Stanowi--
sko wfadz amerykanskich, ktore W OIL
brzymiej ~wiekszoSci wypadk6w daja
pracownikom rekrutacyjnym doStep
do list 'registracyjnych, jest Ola mas
bardzo pmySlnym warunkiem, gdyz
W ten sposob centra rekrutacyjne
p~rzychodza w posiadanie dziesiatek
tysiecy polskich nazwisk, przygoto-
wanych przez wiadze poborowe dro-
ga dlugiej i kosztownej piracy. Po--
niewaz z registrowanych osob tylko
Polacy piatej klasy moga bye werbo-
wani do Armii Polskiej, otrzymuje-
my vice W tel drodze kompletny spis
Polakow W wieku wojskowym, kto-
rzy NIGGA i powinni iSc do Armii. Spis
TAXI, kt6ry wkr6tce bedzie skomple-
towany we wszystkich centrach, sta
nowi podstawe do planowanej, zorga-
nizowanej piracy rekrutacyjnej.
Zauwazyc nalezy, re urzedy woj--
skowe okazaly pracownikom rekru--
tacyjnym Armii Polskiej wiele u
przsjmoSci. Nietyiko BOWEN adjutan
ci generalni stanowi, ma mOcy pole
cenia z Waszyngtonu, polecili local
boards daC naszym oficerom do
przejrzenia listy ~poborowych i poz-~
wolfe wypisac z mich polskie nazwi-
ska, ale ponadto liczne local
boards" same wypisaly tie nazwiska
dostarczyly naszym centrom gotowe
iisty.
UprzejmoSG ia tym wiecej zas}u=-
guje ma uznanie, re local boards So
w~szedzie przeciazone praca, a zgoto-
wanie takich list przysporzy}o i'm ME
maio trud6w i klopot0w.
Jak ~postepuja ~centra, ably zwerbo-
wac Polakow piatej klasy do Armii
Polskiej? Przedewszystkiem, maiac
sotowe spisy, wysylaj& one do wszy-
stkich poborowych cyrkularze, we'd
lug wzoru ~poleconego przez komisye.
Cyrkularzy takich jest try. Sa n
ufozone w ten spos6b, re pierWszy
cyrkularz wykazuje Konfecznosc i O.
bowiazek kazdego Polaka walczenia
W szeregach Armii Polskiej. Cyrku-
larze drugi / trzeci SO niejako PREY
pomnieniem wezwania zawartego W
eyrkularzu pierwszym i So wysyia--
ne do tych, kt6rzy ne Eierwsze Wez-
wanie ME odpowiedzieli. Kazdy kto
INA tego rodzaju system cyrkularzy'
vie. re rezultaty pierwszego listu
sa zwykle dose mierne | dopiero dru
ri l trzeci list sprowadza pozadany
skutek. Wszystkie zgloszenia i zapl-
sy o%chotnik6w skutkiem cyrkuiarzy
do poborowych So starannie notowa-
ne W centrach rekrutacyJnych. 20
niewaz praca ia ME jest jeszcze da-
leko posunieta, trudno saddle Dodaj
W przybliaeniu, o liczbie ocnotni-I,
k6w jakiej mona sic spodziewac z
tel kampanii. z tych centrow, ktore
luz wyslaiy pewna Hose cyrkularzy'
nadchodza pomyslne sprawozdanla'
2 ktorych spodziewa6 sic MONA, re
gdy praca bedzie szla wszedzie W pei
nym toku, zapis ochotnikow dotdzie
do takiego ozywieria, jakiego Office
rowie nasi ME pamietaja cd p1erW-
szych dni rekrutacyi.
w niektorych mieJscowosciach'
dzieki szczegolnie zyczliwemu sto-
sunkowi wfadz, agitacya pomiedzy
poborowymi sprowadza sic do bar
dzo prostego / skutecznego sposobu.
2 Milwaukee, naprzykiad, officer re-
krutacyjny donosi, Re, kemisye ame-
r~ykanskie" (local boards) powoiuja
popaowych W drodze wezwah urze-
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-09
z BAY CITY, MICH.
DR.. Henryk York,

- NJ. G6rzynskai Paulina Wilmer
z Auburn, przybyly tn ably odwiedzit
miodsgo G6rzynskiege, kt6ry znajdu
10 sic W szpitalu. Kiedy wraealy do
domu, kon sic przestraszyi / poczai
uciekac utica Saginaw, skutkiem eze
go kobiety straciiy mad MIN kontro-
Re. Ma ulicy lei bryczka ich wpadia
ma WOE tam stoiaey 1 obie ~pasazerki
wyTzucone zostaiy ma bruk. G6rzyh-
ska odniosia ~pokaleczenie glowy.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-09

Powyzsza fotografia przedstawia
200 OchCtnik6w pOlskicb kt6rzy o.
negdaj wyjechali do obozu Polskiej
Armij w Niagara on the Lake, W
Kanadzie, ably tam przygOtowaC sic
do ostatecznej rozprawy z military
Gtycznym kajzerem. Onegdai udah
sic wszyscy do koSciola Sw. J6zafata
PREY Belden i Ashland aves., w celu
wysIuchania Mszy Sw., p6zniej, ma
lch czesc odbyf sic w sail J6zafatow-
skiej bankiet - o czem dokiadny o.
pis podajemy ma innem miejscu.
w owalu znajduje sic podObizna
porucznika Alexandra WolskiegO,
kt6ry miaI nadz6r mad odjeidia-
jacymi rekrutami.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-09
2 WILKES BARRE, PA.

= C6reczka N. ~Grodeckiej z Seran
ton, utoneia W rzece Laekawanna. -
Podw6rze Grodeckieh przytykaio do
brzeg6w rzeki 1 ME byio zabezpieczo-
ne zadnym parkanem.
Rodziee Miehaia Nowilskiego,
xamieszkaii W Pittston, Pa, otrzyma-
IiwiadomoSe. il syn ieh zoinierz ar
mil staa6W Zjed. Eginsi W jednej z
hitew vs. FfaResi
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-09
q SOUTH CHICAGO, ILL.

- w s%talowniach Iroquois Iron
Co. miai miejsce straszny wypadek,
kt6rego ofiara pablo dwoch robotni-
k6w. Zajeci oni byli PREY roztopio--
nym metalu, kt6ry wylany z ogrom-
mel iyzki obla&
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-09

DZIINNK cHICA0oSKJ ssnisJ
MEGA wieceJ drobnysh ogiosseh. ant
tell wszystkis Time dsisnniki polSktS
= Chicago razem vzietA
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-09

W0rOa ElsoI nie-anGielSHioA
OZIENNIK CHICAGoSKl prsodujs
,sd wzglsdem doboru l us&ct DAtS
Uai-.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1918-05-09

Pomidory, 6 kosz. $3.50 do $4.75
100 #. -. $500 do $3.50
Marchew, beczka $500 do $500
Szpinak buszel 80. Toe do $l.00
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-10-05
WHAT EVERY WOMAN DOES
BY HELEN ROWLAND.

Publishing (The New York Evening Wod)
Thrills Surprises and
Excitement Can Make ItYou Go TO- Bed Every Night Men
~ oMETIAEs "
g. dizziness and mOnotony of life
y Before this war began!
Wen day Is Just like Christmas T Pax can make #,
out o the front door
without stopping to slip into your mules ,u
you victory going to be in
Palestine Rusaor whehef we've got 70
And one day you government in
Andth day there isn't any!
And one you read that d th hat there s sT any!
finished the iceman comes IN singing me MAR
And announces and must say goodap
posan hands bundle oil thck creamy en-
And you open them trembling fingers
q th nG' your %osT fhu Suffering
somebody and gone to France bs cot hus-
oan & the how Won thought NEVER anything has
just received French War cross or Deh ~ "
And that you frivolous fool has become
under
And gives you rnnni
tons worker G and wants to give notice
And it's somebody You know Timbucoo
York and wants 10 take you ou ~
commoon in the street ,in over vour
arpan hoVehs
very soldiers passing front door 10 he music
And You Red Cross meeting to patriotic
rally and benefit from kning-bee to ppms-
out dinner and FIGHT with all your
with about the ssan ct oR1os
And YOU and mentally hanging up
delight and surprises!
dge A in order to STAND without getting
But sometimes ! wonder e when it's is all over
The deadly, prosec monoony Of PEACE!
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-10-05
GERMAN AND AMERICAN

bulletin of United States Treasury.
Pessimistic Americans who view
with alarm our increasing national
obligations may derive o great deal
of COMFORT from comparison of the
financial condition of the United
States with that of Germany.
The total resources of the United
States are estimated at about $780,,
600, 900, 900; our annual earnings are
estimated at about $4,000, 1000, 600.
Our national debt, including the Third
Liberty Loan, may be put around
$12, 000,000,0 900.
Before the war our government was
spending about $500, 100000 a year
When the war is ended. interesi
,harges, less the interest collected
from our loans to our allies govern
ment insurance expenses, and other
necessary expenditures growing out
of war may conservatively be esti-
mated at something like $1,000, 000,-
900. We are confronted, therefore,
when peace comes, with raising only
a couple of billions year revenue,
a slight task for a nation of such tre-
mendous wealth, Sapadty and re-
sources.
The resources of Germany before
the war were estimated to be $780,
900, 600, 600. The annual expendi-
lures Then of the imperial govern
ment were about $500. 1000, goo. Her
debt now is sac, GOO, 100000 and her
resources and manpower have been
severely impaired After the war she
is confronted with additional expendi-
lures growing out of the war totalling
some $4,000.O00, 900.
The interest of her war debt, even
II the debt grows no larger, will be
about $500, 100000. Although she
is niggardly in her pensions to private
soldiers and their families, 81, 900, 000,-
600 a year would hardly suffice to
pay even small pensions to her in
jured and the families OF her soldiers
who have been killed Her war debt
must be paid sometime and a sinking
fund of per cent would add $1s500,-
100000 to her annual taxation. Here
is "a total increase of $4,000,000, 600
all due to the war. E
OF course, both the United States
and Germany may greatly increase
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Immediately.
shoot, Ellie" said the promptress.
II love to imbibe ice tea. Oh, |
adore the beverage"
GOOD stuff.' shouted Mrs. Jellico
Jaynes, very quiet. modest lady.
Miss Doolittle then told the mem
bers she would read them a poem on
Ice Tea" She was becomihgly
gowned in pink surcease of ragcloth,
entangled with strands of nutbrowr
butchers Irvine. the whole thing cut
on the verticle. With Il sweet smile,
she SKINNED poem off a roll OF
manuscript and read. 1t follows:
When the ice teas in the pitcher
And the glas is In my hand.
Any other drink ] would ditch it,
Just to drink ice tea so grand;
Each day | imbibe a goodly share,
And it is very cooling,
There's nothing nicer anywhere,
And ! am not a fooling.
My sisters child, Teeney Ricketts,,
Put mouse in her daddy's shoe;
Excuse my slang, but Jimmy crickets,
His words | cannot tell you,
But let us return to my good ice tea
1t is my only big habit;
I would fight through fire and water
If | saw glas of tea. then grab it
All were pleased .-Copyrigh
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-10-05
THE INPATIENT MAN.
(Orville Dewey.


Now, what have to recommend to
the impatient man, in the first place,
is that he work out and eliminate
from his problem, as fast as he can,
this element of surprise, this notion
of popularity in his case, this idea
that he is honored with the special
attention, as of some hostile power.
1t is not so. His is the common lot.
Let him calmly say then, in every
crisis, at every turn of his hand to a
new thing, at the threshold of his
apartment when he enters it, "Of
course there will be difficulties here;
nothing is perfect; no condition, no
place can be free from obstruction or
Inconvenience: no task can offer per-
feet facility and what Ihave to do
lis to meet, to disentangle, or to over
come the difficulties Of every task,
OF every situation and emergency, as
apart of the very thing | have to do"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1918-10-05
WILHELM MUST SUFFER.

Apart from the iron will of the
United states government to destroy
Prussian militarism, here is the trans
cendant reason why President Wilson
could entertain no other thought than
curt rejection Of Austria's malevolent
peace proposal:
This is a. Personal war.
1t was forced upon a peaceful world
by the PERSONAL ambitions of Will
helm of Hohenzollern, ably aided and
abetted by Franz Josefwof Hapsburg.
Franz Josef, it is to be hoped, is
paying the penalty for his crimes in
the other world. He escaped the just
wrath of the outraged peoples OF the
world by few years.
But kaiser wilhelm must be made
to suffer in this world as we'll as in
the next. He must pay Personal
penalty for az PERSONAL crime
the most atrocious in the worlds his
tory.
The chances are that when his
armies are crushed the kaiser will
lean on the trusN sword he talks so
much about and defeat the allies pur-
pose to make him suffer. Nothing
short of that event must be permitted
to sway the allies in their PERSONAL.
fight for the head of Wilhelm the
Damned.
There must be no sentimentality
about it. Was the kaiser sentimental
when he ravished Belgium, sank the
Lusitania?
Tearing him limb from limb would
not be too brutal, if the punishment
! were made to fit the crime
The penalty can be left for the flu
| ture to decide. 1t is sufficient now
| for the allies to bend every effort
toward the PERSONAL punishment
of the maniac of Potsdam.
Already the artful Hun propogan'
dists are beginning their campaign tc
awaken sympathy for their hated
| leader. Stories of the illness of the
German empress, of the care worn APP
| pearance of the kaisers face, of his
hair turning white; rumors of his alb
| dication--all may be set down to Hun
! propaganda.
j These early efforts to gain him
clemency must fail. The allies must
be a stern judge in passing sentence
No neutral should be allowed to give
! him asylum. There must be no Elba
4 from which Wilhelm, like Napoleon
can return to vaster power The st
Helena to which the kaiser goes must
be for him the last jumping off place