davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Columbus commercial. (Columbus, Miss.) 1893-1922, 1918-05-30

Mrs. Alfred Hume and son, Prof
Lelend Mume, of the University OF
Mississippi, are the guests of Prof
and Mrs. Dabney Lipscomb, Prof
Hume is to teach in the high school
here next session.
The Columbus commercial. (Columbus, Miss.) 1893-1922, 1918-05-30

DR.. Dunbar H. Ogden, a former
Columbian, who for number Of
years has been pastor Of First Pres
byterian church In Atlanta, has ac-
cepted a call to Louisville, KY, and
viii 20 there soon to reside.
The Columbus commercial. (Columbus, Miss.) 1893-1922, 1918-05-30
Automobile Burns.

A Ford automobile owned by Gun
ter Brothers was practically destroyed
by fire about 8 o'clock Tuesday night
in front of Wright's Auto Sales
Company's garage. The fire de-
partnent was called out.
The Columbus commercial. (Columbus, Miss.) 1893-1922, 1918-05-30

1t is with pleasure we reproduce
anything commencing aud praising
our colored troops. They too have
kindred and friends who are here.
anxious and solieitious about their
sons and brothers and we want them
to know we viii publish all that
comes relating TO them. as this is
their reliance to hear about them
The Columbus commercial. (Columbus, Miss.) 1893-1922, 1918-05-30

Mrs. Nellie Tucker and her little
granddaughter, Miss Nell Kennedy.
are spending several days in Birmfng
ham the guests of relatives.
The Columbus commercial. (Columbus, Miss.) 1893-1922, 1918-05-30

Mr.. Marshall Kennedy, son Of Mr.
j. D. Kennedy, of this city. has en-
listed in the Marines and is now at
Paris Island. 5. C.
The Columbus commercial. (Columbus, Miss.) 1893-1922, 1918-05-30

Miss Virgie lines of Memphis II
spending several days with her par
ents Mr. and Mrs. L. j. lines at their
home on Main street.
The Columbus commercial. (Columbus, Miss.) 1893-1922, 1918-05-30

WIN coach pupils who want to
make up or begin any studies from
primary to the sixth grade Phone
.1S4.
The Columbus commercial. (Columbus, Miss.) 1893-1922, 1918-05-30
EMBRYONIC SOLDIERS DELIGHT.
FULLY ENTERTAINED AT
BELL CAFE.
LINCOLN PRESIDES
Addresses Delivered by Lieut. Hogg
Mr.. +. w. Maer and Mr.. j. !. Stur-
divant.

Members of Tombigbee Lodge No.
IL. Knights of Pythias, who have
been active Ia patriotic movements OF
various kinds since the United States
severved diplomatic relations with
Germany, gave banquet at the Bell
Cafe Monday night in honor of the
81 local registrants who left Column
bus Tuesday and Wednesday to go
into training preparatory to leaving
for France to join other American
soldiers who are there fighting as
gallantly for a worldwide democra-
cy and for the freedom of mankind.
Maj B. A. Lincoln, past chancellor
Of the local lodge and now an officer
of the grand lodge, officiated as toast
master and presided in his usual man
ner, having introduced the speakers
including Hon. P. w. Maer, editor of
the Columbus Dispatch. Hon. j. /.
Sturdivant, a prominent member Of
the local bar, and Lieut.. w. B. Hogg,
chaplain of the 312th Engineers, now
stationed at Camp Pike. All three
of the speakers made forceful talks
and the address of Lieut.. Hogg was
especially interesting, as he Is in
close touch with conditions at mill
tary posts and impaired to the reg
istrants a great deal of valuable in
formation concerning the new life up
on which they are about to enter.
The banquet was in charge of a
committee consisting of Maj. B. A.
Lincoln, Messrs. H. r. Holseapple
and Arthur Stansel, and was sue
cess in every respect An ell aborate
menu was temptingly served, while
the musis, which was furnished by
the Princess orchestra, adder mater
tally to the pleasure of the occasion.
The first contingent of % men left
for Camp Pike Tuesday, having been
in charge of Mr.. Pope Reeves, while
the second contingent Of 23 men left
for Camp Shelby yesterday in charge
of Mr.. Zack P. Landrum.
The two contingents were made up
of the following registrants;
Camp Pike.
George Constantine.
Howard Jewell.
Glen D. Atkins.
John Samuel Kline.
Lester Friday.
Floyd L. Honnoll.
Rush X. Robinson.
Nathaniel B. Thornton.
Jeff D. Jordan.
Charlie A. Balm.
Samuel l.. Dunkin.
Henry Grady Cox.
Erwin c. West.
Julian Sherrod.
George l.. Andrews.
Arlo C. Ridgeway.
Ernest l.. Stanley. "A
Jesse N. George.
T. B. McCrary.
Dupree Harris.
Lindsey Kennedy
Pope Reeves.
Plez A. Winn.
Thomas M. Dickerson.
Garland Lindamood.
Blanche Eubanks McCrary.
Harvey F. York.
Alternates;
w. D. Egger.
Joe Evans.
Camp Shelby.
James c. Smith, Jr.
Allison Cambpell.
Walker C. Myrick.
Morris Brooks Dress.
Willie Earl Prescott.
Kelvin Wooten.
Samuel B. Jones.
John M. Reeves.
Carl Tesch, Jr.
William c. Gray.
Joel F. Smith.
Foster Griffin.
Zack P. Landrum
Walton Young.
Robert Luther Locke.
Charlie +. OFT.
Jack Tankerly.
John p. Hill.
John q. Jones.
The Columbus commercial. (Columbus, Miss.) 1893-1922, 1918-05-30

Mr.. I. ". Lewis. Jr.. spent Mon
day at Sheffield. Ala.
The Columbus commercial. (Columbus, Miss.) 1893-1922, 1918-05-30

Mrs. James Duggan OF Mobile, Ala.
is the guest Of Mr.. and Mrs. Herman
Owen
The Columbus commercial. (Columbus, Miss.) 1893-1922, 1918-05-30

Miss Alice Halbert is visiting
friends in the Dunbar neighborhood.
The Columbus commercial. (Columbus, Miss.) 1893-1922, 1918-05-30

Samuel L. Goodman.
Grant Hall.
The Columbus commercial. (Columbus, Miss.) 1893-1922, 1918-05-30

Patronize our advertisers.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
CONFIRMS CONVICTION OF
HAMBURG LINE OFFICIALS

NEW YORK. Jan l1.--Convic-
ton Of four officials of the Ham
burg-American line. including Karl
Buenz. managing director on
charges Of violating the customs
laws by sending supplies TO German
cruisers early in the war. was az
drmed by the United States court Of
appeals here THURSDAY The deci-
SION also upheld the conviction OF
the Ham burg-American line. which
had been sentenced 20 paw q fine OF
81.
Besides Buenz. who is more than
10 years old. and who is a former
German consul general in this citH
the defendants were Adolph Hach-
meister, purchasing agent OF the
Hamburg American line. who died
after his conviction in the district
court. George Kotter. superinrend-
ing engineer. and Joseph Poppeu-
house a second officer. BIen2
Hachmeister and hotter had been
sentenced 90 ~ months each In the
federal prison az Atlanta. Ga and
Poppenhouse TO year and day
in the same institution.
Through "a system OF false mani
tests the government contended. the
steamship officials concealed the
destinations OF outgoing ships
which they had chartered. under am
agreement with the German gov
eminent ia the winter of 1914 o.
see that German Warships iu the
north and south Atlantic were pro
vided with coal and provisions
Among the steamships chartered
We're the Berwind. Lorenzo and
Gladstone. il was charged. n also
was alleged that the conspirators
used three Hamburg American
line ships 10 carry supplies 20 The
warships.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
ORDERS BOX MAKERS TO
STOP RUNNING ONE DAY

WASHINGTON. Jan. H. - The
first order for curtailment OF the
consumption Of fuel in industry was
given Thursday night by Fuel Ad-
ministrator Garfield, directing AL
manufacturers Of paper board to
suspend absolutely the use Of fuel
in their plants between O'Clock
Saturday morning and the same
hour Monday morning.
The paper board makers were
among the first called In by DR. Gar
field for MS conferences with manu-
facturers not engaged in war work
through which il is proposed 20 re-
duce coal consumption by perhaps
5O.O00,oo0 tons during the comin-
year They estimated the amount
OF fuel they could save and agreed
to cooperate in any plan that nigh
be agreed upon
Compliance with Thursday night
order is made obligatory under
penalty II is estimated that the
actual saving Of coal 20 be effected
will amount 70 Is. 900 tons weekly
or 10000 tons annually. Similar
orders affecting other industries
proba bly, nearly 100 I'm all. viii be
issued later.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
HOUSE APPLAUDS PEP
PRAYER By BILL SUNDAY

WASHINGTON. Jan. 1i.-For the
first time i'm history the house APP
plauded and yelled Thursday in
greeting TO a prayer The prayer
was full Of pep" il abounded in
such praises as we thank You. @
Lord. that we have never gone 10
bed hungry" we thank Thee that
we have never scraped the bottom
Of our flour barrel" IL was deliv-
cred by the Rev. Billy Sunday.
Contrary to expectation. the evan
gelist did not pray for affirmative
action on the suffrage bill. but
sent winged shafts against the ma
tons enemies.
Thou knowest, o Lord" ne
prayed. that no nation so infam-
Gus. vile, greedy, sensuous. blood
thirsty has ever disgraced the pages
OF history. Make bare Thy mighty
arm. o Lord. and smite the hungry
wolGsh Hun. whose fangs drip with
blood and we will forever raise our
faces in Thy praise"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
DECLARES IT TIME FOR
FRANCE TO SPEAK NOW

PARIS. JAN 1.-THE governments
has accepted discussion OF It's diplo-
matte conduct Of the war for FRI
day This announcement was made
in the chamber Of deputies Thurs
day.
The socialist deputy. NJ. Mayeras.
expressed the hope that the govern
ment would make "A definite deciara-
ton. He regretted that the French
statesmen had allowed themselves
% be anticipated by Premier Lloyd
George and Pres't Wilson.
The president OF the United
States" he said. had once more
spoken 20 the world as he would
have liked France 20 speak. Vic
torious since the Marine" declared
". Mayeras, eft was Frances place
90 speak,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
AUTOS. MOTORCYCLES. BICYCLES.
RAllAl T GR@

Have your radiator repaired By experts
Satisfaction Guaranteed.
THE AUTO RADIATOR
iO1 lincoln way +. Home Phone 2Q11.
at the Grand Trunk crossing Il
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
KENYON DERIDES TALES
OF DRUNKEN SOLDIERS

WASHINGTON. Jan. 4I.-Sen.
Kenyon. who recently returned from
the battle front, Thursday denouuc-
ed reports Of drunkenness among
American troops abroad. lie urg-
ed Americans not 20 repeat the
stories. branding them as inbound
ed and intended 20 divert their az
tention from prosecution OF the war
Gen. Pershing can look after
that better than you OF 7. the sena-
tor declared. in his speech "IIe
does not want a drunken or Dis
eased army. Let's quit this and
leave 49, matter 20 PershinE"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
LEGAL NOTICE.
NnTICE o. ADMINISTRATIONS.

NOTICE or ADMINISTRATIONS.
Notice is hereby given. that the under
signed has been appointed by the Clerk
Of the Superior Court Of St Joseph Coun-
". State Of Indiana. LXecutriN OF the
Estate Of Margaret Welcher. late OF St
Joseph County. deceased
Said Estate is supposed 70 be solvent.
BARBARA BLACK. ExecutriX-
December p. 1917
J. ELMER PEAK. Atty. for Estate.
2S-4-11
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11

FOR RENT-Large. coy furnished front |
sleeping room for one or two gentle |
men: private family OF two: everything !
strictly modern; references required Cali |
evenings after 5 O'Clock Bell 1850.
946-1i I
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
OFFICE HELP.

OUR BUSINESS is to put the right per
son Ia the right place
Isl SIM SS FIRMS recognize this fact
because Of our long. reliable service
eighth year.. aud cali ON US % MI po-
sitions. the individual depending on
his own efforts. could not secure.
PLACE YOUR APPLICATION WITH
Is AT ONCE.
Stenogra pliers, Iypists. DictaphoniStS.
Bookkeepers, Genl OhiCe People. store
Clerks. etc
PLONMENT Agency, American Trust
Bldg
BUSINESS NiEN-Cal Bell ogO6. Home
g21O FOR above Office Assistants. We
do Envelope Addressing. Filling In.
Multigraph Letters. Sell Typewriters
Ribbons and Carbon Paper. 969-13
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11

LIS White fox terrier dog one brown
spot over left eye, lost saturday GIG
- Frances. Home phone JCj1. Reward.
1OJ9-12
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11

FOR RENTING. large. warm room.
with or without board: also single
room Both are modern Call GIL "
Washington or Bell 595 491-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
NAMES YOU OUGHT TO KNOW.
CHIRoPODIsT.

L. L. ROBERTS. CHIROPODIST.
! give personal attention 20 ali foot
troubles. Calls made by appointment
sentative + Oa = fraud Office and residence
222 : Taylor ST Telephones: Home
2451 BELL ISL 243-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
FURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT

FOR RENT - Two nicely furnished
rooms for two gentlemen: all modern
with heat bath. use OF phone; centrally
located, nj 402 y. Main st. Home eco.
1061-16
FOR RENTING steam heated furnish
ed sleeping rooms. S0Sl5 Lincoln Way
w Bell 4O1S 1O63-12
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
OFFICE ROOMS FOR RENT.
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.

FUR ENOHANGE.
Choice business property on :. Mich
igan St. South Bend. for Liberty bonds.
II. :. Cover. 1O29-21
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
PERSONAL.
NOTICE.

FINE SHOE REPAIRING. All work
guaranteed. Lowest prices in town.
80 T.. Sample St cleft
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11

FOR SALE-A fine 4i-acre farm. good
level land. miles out. one mile from
car line. Eight acres fine timber. all
kinds Of fruit. horses. cows, calves and
chickens. and all farming machinery.
Everything goes Oh account Of sickness
VIII take city property in exchange az
part payment See me Mt once for this
bargain. Open evenings James Trail.
ia L. Jefferson Blvd. Home phone 622j.
City property 10 trade Tor farm land
CHAS. f. SINGLER.
Home JO2T II Bell 1928
10413-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11

Hundreds Of fine Office positions are
open. Take your business or stenOgraphic
course now A few months preparation
and you will Je ready for the finest Op-
pOrtunity ever offered young people 20
get into business on a paying basis. The
South Bend Business College 6f5S-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
OFFICE HELF.

WANTED-Agents Tor our new dollar-a-
month accident and health policies lin
Guiding natural death benefit To men
aud women, all occupations liberal com
missions NatiOnaf Accident Society go
Broadway. New York. Established 1881.
027-17
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
WHITCnNIR 4 KEIIIR

FOR SALE OR TRADE Dandy 10 acre
farm. Phones: Bell g724-1SS. Home
429S-637S See NJ. c. Gray $50 Farmers
Trust Bldg. 10GO-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11

Notwithstanding new FOR all lines
of business. war necessity. 100 per
cent commission. call { To . p. m. Hotel
sheridan Ask for Mr.. Jones. 1041-11
NNANTEp-Wc have vacancy for an
Al salesman. Apply at once. The e.
J. Smith Co., J26 y limerick 81.
1OfT-1o
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGED acres
clay loan land. Al improvements, 40
soil Well located Prices right. L. {.
GGrmire. Home phone 175 Mishawaka.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
BoARDERs AND RooMERs WANTED.

WANTED-Four persons to room and
board in modern home. Centrally To-
Gated Phone 5191 Home. 104S-16
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
FLATS FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Six room, modern. unfur-
nished apartment; hot and cold water,
steam heat: janitor service furnished /:
very central location. Home phone $3.50.
during business hours 1880 II
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
LIVE STOCK.
LOANS AND PLAIN NOTES.

Large amounts on same basis.
Compare charges above with those OF
petty money lenders and do business with
us. We invite your investigation and
solicit your patronage
THE MORRIS. PLAN OF SOUTH BEND
40 s. Main St.
Opp. Court House.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11

FOR SALE-Three room house; large
barn; in River Park; 50 per week.
Hastings. Bell 211. Home Clio. Office
open 2 .enings. 40
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11

NOTICE-MoVED.
Central Realty Co. has moved TO 600
Citizens Bank Bldg, east Of postOffice.
A c. VOigt. Mgr
W. y Morris, Salesman.
Home Phone Oil. Bell Phone 49,
1O35-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11

FOR SALE-Pvur room house; near car
line: 81 per week. Hastings. Bell oil
Home 644O. Office omen evenings. 794-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11

Young ladies from the better families
are urgently needed now for Office or
civil service work The South Bend
Business College is equipped to prepare
them in the shortest possible time. Spe-
cial holiday offer up To Feb l., 1913 Get
Information now. Write. cell or telephone
Bell sol or Home ISL G6g-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
sALEsMEse WANTED.

CALENDAR SALESAIAN-W are ready
90 start "a salesman over - IN Indiana
uut southern Michigan with our new
line Of Art Calendars, Fans and BlOtters
We want hustler who wishes TO form
permanent connection on the roaC and
who can devote his whole time and at
teutiou Co orr line. Prices moderate,
commission liberal and paid promptly.
eur new line is the result OF our 50
Years experience i'm this business and
enables z salesman 20 call on all classes
uf responsible trade i'm every city and
town in his territory. splendid OppOr-
tuuity for hustler TO make "A good in
come. Write for our proposition today.
No deposit or bond required kALA-
MAZOO ANERTISING Co. Kalamazoo
-fich. 919--
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
AUTOS, MOTORCYCLES. BICYCLES.

USED CARS
Bargains in used cars, some almost
new; In first class condition. See these
at the Ford Salesroom, 226 5. Michigan
st 414-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
KODAK SUPPLIES.

THE AMERICAN DRUG CO, 133 n. Main
ST, is now handling a complete supply
o. kOdaks and Kodak Supplies Of every
description. We will sell you anything
ia the picture taking line and also de-
yelOp your films quick. II
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11

WANTED-To buy - head Of horses
aud mares. SO 10 500. any farmers or
city people having anything 20 sell, bring
them 20 the East Side Feed Barn, 500 +.
Lasalle Ave. South Bend. Ind. Home
phone S213. 1O62-t
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11

B. F.. B0NDURANT.
315 Farmers Trust Bldg.
Home Phone 22S2 Bell Phone go
923-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11

FOR RENT-Furnlshed room In modern
home. Bell phone 1889. 2S7-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
BOARD AND ROOM WANTED.

WANTED - BY cOngenial young lady.
place 20 earn board and room while
attending the South Bend Business Col
lege For appointments call Bell 55i. or
Home sol. 1O54-14
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11

FOR SALE-TwO good horses. medium
size. For cash or liberal terms. With
approved security. Apply az once 20 DIT.
i. r. Dean, Dean Bldg. 1001-U
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
FARM LANDS.

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE-15 acres
fruit and truck farm, 10 acres in bear
ing fruit. just half mile east Of Niles
city limits New bungalow. fine barn.
good out buildings.
II. 7. Oil. A. q. VOigt, Mgr r. 7. 4S2.
Central Realty Co, Citizens Bank Bldg.
1O33-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
FURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-FOur furnished rooms for
light housekeeping. Rent reasonable.
&c T.. Sample ST. 1O73-1S
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
| BUY cr
DILL RENT
LOST Avn FOUND.

80 One new weed chain. 34X4. Call r.
harvey Home phone 43f Mishawaka.
11-1t
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11

FOR SALE OR EXCANGE-F Fifteen
acres and room house; near Niles car
line; will accept either South Bend or
Mishawaka property Hastings Home
644O, Bell 211. Office open evenings
Stiff
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11
Get a Position-Get Help
Barter and Exchange
HORSES. WAGONS AND CARRIAGES,

FOR SALE - $500 takes 14O0-pound
good. sound work horse; 5000 takes
loJO-pound good delivery horse, also
two single wagons 500 s. Michigan st.
1O6T-12
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-01-11

FOR SALE-My four cylinder Studebak-
er, 3 passenger touring car in good
condition: viii sell at once; $50 cash.
919 f. COlfax. 556-t
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1918-12-25
THE MOST OVERWORKED
WORD IN DICTIONARY

The most overworked word in tht
dictionary is composed of the two
letters, 81" and up"
We get fed "up" we wake "up.''
We get "up," we button up" our
things, We do up" our hair (if we
are women; We buck up" hurry
up" light up" eat "up," our
breakfast, drink up" our coffee,
clean up" the house. ring "up" a
friend, live 'up" to our incomes,
pick up" this and that. save "up'
for rainy day.
We stir "up" strife by not shut
ting up" We line "up" for our
wages. and frequently travel up
to town, altho 1t is down hill all the
way BY giving up" luxuries we
have made the enemy sit up" and
throw up" the sponge in preferences
to giving "up" the ghost.
But cheer up" there's no need
Of getting worked. up" about a lit
tie word In the dictionary. it Is a
matter that's not up" to US.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1918-12-25
THAT FLU STUFF.

III you have a tummy-ache,
IT'S the Flu!
II you're weary when you wake,
It's the Flu!
Is your memory off the track?
Is your liver out of whack?
Are there pimples on your back?
It's the Flu!
Are there spots before your eyesY
It's the Flu!
Are you fatter than some guys?
IT'S the Flu!
Do your teeth hurt when you bite?
DO you ever have a fright?
DO you want to sleep at night?
IT'S the Flu!
Are you thirsty when you eat?
It's the Flu!
Are you shaky on your feet?
It's the Flu!
If you feel little i'll,
Send right off for DR.. Pill,
He will say, despite his skill:
It's the Flu!
He won't wait to diagnose,
It's the Flu!
Hasn't time to change his clothes,
It's tht Flu!
For two weeks he's had no rest,
Has no time to make a test,
So he'll class you with the rest
It's the Flu!
Cincinnati Enquirer
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1918-12-25

The quiet-looking boy at the foot
Of the class had not had question;
so the teacher propounded to him
this one:
"In what condition was the pa
triarch Job at the end of his life?'
Dead" was the calm response.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1918-12-25
LAUGHTER AND SONG.

she asked IL any one could tell her
what a ground-hog was. UP went a
little hand waving frantically.
well, Tommy. you may tell us
what a ground-hog is"
please, ma'am, it's sausage"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1918-12-25

lowing story At . recent meeting Of
the Secondary Schools Association;
"A boy was asked: What would
King Alfred think Of home rule
THE boy, with admirable pro-
priety. answered: If King Alfred
were alive to-day, he would be too
old to take any interest in politics"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1918-12-25

Mrs. O'Flannagan--Come here,
ye obstinate young Irish raskil, an
put yer hat on! shure, IL ye hadn't
got one, ye'd always be wearin' 1t,
ye're that contrary!
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1918-12-25

Mrs. Ayres-How did it happen,
Ellen, that you never saw finger
bowls before? Didn't they use
them in the last place you worked?
Ellen-No, ma'am; they mostly
washed themselves before they came
to the table.