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Books and Authors

Boni & I.ivcright have Just issued The Gol-
ihEyti ana World by een Trotzk With WITH
knows, knows him This is ono OF the most Sens,.
SssN Of Of int the ao d !. sfe foGs Of
dominant figures in influencing events in the
IN ago o is a. he
of ,hG Knssii ~. EoreSn Office and eompeis the
the 'anner of 'spoon River Anthology" It is
entitled %Ward the Gulf and 1t is planned
River Anthology MIR. Masters introduced what
his hands i, was tremendously succcssfni and
II was nsvitabG lie. thai one sy he would write
the CUR" is as altogether an UNUSUAL aud grip
w %nE piece o1 Of work as MIS- the
rank OF American poets
r.. Idle Dreams ,o OF An Idle Day" by Henry e.
the poet Of the New sont 1s.0 foowins m th
footsteps. OF Sidney Lanicr. has just been Issued
MIR; iarman's first prose book. but it is really
=; a. book book, Of prose poems Into this hook Mr.
experience hut much philosophy which his read
iarmam :, ,ea'I ns to good IA adran.ase Of Mr.
ton says II is rare. in these days OF material
ness ness to draw to him the eyes OF the nation
That IS what Mr.. Iarman has done 1t, is the
Stedman. tho famous banker -litterateur of New
rsTk he ADDS prac,es achievemcnt to his
'"arhaoie Giits as poet and scholar"
=. y. Dutton & Co have Just pubIishcd ITO
;Arms:" by Marcelle Tinayrc. Translated by Lucy
~ humphrey. with introduction by John H.
r.nieE; Ihts remarkable book visualizcs the
EPIcai incidents of those hours OF mobiliza;ion
IN IN sranGc which preceded the outbreak
oi institutes. 1t preserves the Spirit Of taose
memorable days and reveals Francc--tic zeal
r hranee-with All her people standing together
hcart TO heart. hand to hand. ready 10 assent
10 any sacrifice for the safety OF their believed
,uun,Fy: GAYS which have become historic in
~, En-, .h's book IS one which Will always BE- cher.
nnnnio oS aamirers OF France and the french
@hiob IN vii T" mnsts, own literature !, boot
rs, NOV to make the same sacrifice for the
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The Eats of Ny Childh cod.

For The Times Dispatch.J
How dear to my heart are the eats Of
my chiidh ood--
The rnush and the milk that my in
fancy knew,
The berries we picked in the deep, tan.
glcd wildwood,
The fish that We hooked in the mill
race and nue;
The brightspeckled sunfish. the clear
sparkling white fish,
The broad-mouthed, sleek catfish We
caught in the hue.
Then think of the scrapple, and sau.
sage. for fair nibs,
When autumn time came and the
hogs had been slain;
The chittlinS and Swectbread, the crack
Inns and spare ribs
] wish those old dishes were set UP
again.
These swcctbreads for fair nibs, and
sausage and spare ribs.
I wish those same dishes would como
back again.
Pies. home madc-from 'tators. and
pumpkins. and mincemeat- y.
There's none like them these DAYS,
no matter where found; .t
The jams and preserves have not now
that oldtimc sweet .
The had in my childhood when
mother was round rs,
The pies from potatoes and pumpkins
and mincemeat:
Those good, oldtimc sweetmcats that
mether passed 'round!4r 49,"
REV. d. II. KENNEY.
PhiiadeipHia, IA. January, o5, 1915.
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Many Chances Offered American Firms
to Gain Business as Result Of the War

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Sna "sass to DC sounded for the city. Seas
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y" n Lad Y.

sa" her in a restaurant--a queen she seemed
TO me.
rs pretty and as stately as you make en-;
The way she held the dishes il was worth vow
while to
You never feared that she would dron or
break EN- =
And how she smiled. how she'd salaam
When requested eggs and ham.
Her hair was equal parts H-o her ewes were
violet blue;
Her teeth shonc like row OF ivory buttons.
Her neck alabastcr and her brow vas
marble. too;
How fierce that she should have to feed ,be
Gluttons.
! loved her. agile lccy
enc went and fetched my ham and eggs.
And when she brought the provcndcr swear
she stole my heart.
ret 1t jump; felt it leap and l.aye nc,
y maiden OF the ham and eggs for vou with
life I'd part.
If you should lose your job IT sure would
sricve me!
J IN writing these few lines to say
III coming in again to-day.
some where, some time / seem to see in some
far distant cot
Just You and me. and loves young dream
and kisses,
Then you will cook my ham and CT cs and bring
them. like not,
And count the service ono OF passions
biisscs.
fut one sweet smile my poor heart bcss.
y Lady of tho Ham and Eggs,
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Conspiracy Of silenc.

10 the . Editor OF The Times Dispatch:
Mt, Gerard, says in, his book on Ger
strength in the war is that every Inch
OF suitable land In the empire Is being
used TO the maximum for food and for
all the needs of the war.
It Is quite evident TO me that there
is conspiracy OF silence In Virginia
among certain interested parties as to
the way the desirable land for food
This is a very serious matter, and II Is
not safe for Us just 10 let it alone. 1t
= not going to cure itself. The disease
better The blame for this condition
does not rest on any particular indi-
xiduaIs. but the trouble is due to the
medieval land laws.
This old tax Law. known as the gen
crai property" tax law. is unjust and
unrca sonable, and Is tha, chief cause OF
idle men.
The peeple arc being forced OF th.
farm land and into the factory towns
Inean that productive Industry and
farm wage-carners are working under
a handicap when they see that the
assessments to the man who does not
employ labor In putting improvements
on his land The taxing policy Of our
favorable to the farmer. and he Is not
stupid when. under these circumstances,
he quits farming or goes into the land.
speculation game.
am well aware OF the beautiful
tales being told in some papers Of The
great prosperity OF the farmers, but 7
want you to learn the truth about It..
II our lawmakers continue to ignore
this tragic condition Of iandlcss men
and inanless land. the Socialists will
soon be in control OF the government,
and their way of settling this question
is much more radical than the single
tax method. "PIEDMONT."
Charlottesville, Va, January 20.
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SEEN ON THE SIDE
DY HENRY EDWARD WARNER
'rhrco Men.

Ihrco Wien.
Jim Smithcrs was worrying mamie went
around all day
FrettnE because not everything was set to 20
his way;
lie used te worry too. about growing
or things that might have happened IL they'd
eve. como TO pass.
friend CT his. Erastus Joncs-hc never could
forget.
And spent his lonesome evenings with his room ;
mate. Jim Regret!
lie used to kick himself around and curse his
failing luck
a most unusual, trcsome, sick and aEEravatinE
duck.
And William Brownie always said tho world
was down him;
lie feared antagonistic fatcs might tear him
lint from limb.
When there was anything to do, Bill Brown was
in trance,
Because. godarn the doggoncd luck. he never
had chance!
And Smithers Jones and Brown would meet,
thraa Graces of kind.
And each in his respondent way would then
unload his mind.
Till in the quick vicinity OF this unhappy
The air thick with sulphur and the a,mo-
sphere blue
Somehow, the world is full OF men like Smithcrs
Jones and Brown
There a lot of them right here in This
But don't care. for, after all, they help TO
make me snappy,
Because they tho sign by which I know
that l am happy
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Tho City Boy Makes Good

TIE provost-marshal-sener gives the
dchnite assurance that the youth raised
in the city is physically as sound as that youth
raised in the country, and that the former
class has stood the rigid army tests quite as
satisfactorily AS have cousins in the coun-
Try rms seems TO dispose OF the general
theory mat boy brought up in an urban
environment has not the physical stamina nj
the boy who has gone through the rouphor
mill Of country life
General Crowdcr has reached his concn-
sions with respect TO this question after re-
viewing carefully the reports made TO him
D! thousands of medical officers who OK
amlncd the tens OF thousands OF reejstrants
called to military service under tho scIoc-
i've draft act The percentage of cyemn-
'ions because of physical disability is about
me same among country boys as among thos.
reared in the city.
FOR inc purpose of comparison General
Crowdcr selected a typical set of cities of
10000 10 SOC, 900 population win na ,a.s
immigrant population, and distributed over
ten different States. At the same time no
selected corresponding set of counties of
inc same size, located in the same States and
containing no city OF 10000 population. Tho
total number Of registrants in the two sots
OF areas was $4,000
Inc comparison resulted as follows: or
"o,olf registrants in urban areas. $3.50 wore
rejected because OF physical deficiencies ar
'4'f'- rcg'"trants i'll rural areas. 12422 were
rejected for the same reasons. In o,bor
words, 2S47 per cent Of the city bows failed
:" measure up to tho armys physical stand
"roS as against 27.96 per cent of the conn
"! boys. The result of this compa risoD was
virtually tic. The provost marshal general
cohcludos from his investigation of tho sub
jc't thai whereas the country hoy. accus
.ohicd 10 harder labor may he more muscu
"' thah ms friend in the city. he is no,
! no, ~ inc possession Of tho degree OF
physical soundness rcouircd far IT. 80.
ahce as soldier
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Health Talks, by DIR. VIM. Brady
'CoPsfiEhi 1911 by National Newspaper Service,
The NeuritiS Myth.

\ graduate nurse who occasion,Ilv suffer.
twinGeS oil soreness aching in the MUSCLES
or hcr arms comes complaining OF .ncuriiis.',
which never lasts moro than !, few dave nd
developing mctahoiic arthrits. with Inc usuai
nodes or ehlargcments Of the small ioints ~
the hands tthc affection some times called chen
matoid arihrits, aud when UNUSUALLY severe
arthritiS deiormans) She calls the occosinnai
redncSS. $" cling and pain in the nodes .Sout
the patients referred 10 him tor neuritis RI ,he
arm IN the past zen years, only in tc, rc.lI,
had neufitiS. Approximately eight i'm each ~
really had disease OF the shoulder Joint, Which
goes 10 *no" mat even the popular doctors ia II
in with the whims OF patients and conprou;s.
on the diagnosis. The Chicago nerve snec;alie,
doesn't put II that lie saws II proVes n,,i :.
That the Physicians have failed To make a "a rc
ful examination Of the patient.
Neuritis y very painful affection. II docs
days. 1t sticks ohS inatcly for weeks or ,nonths
i'll the same old place. The pain is MOI i,torn,i.
tent or grumblnE: II is constant, and assnrat cd
with exquisite tenderness along the coursc or
the nerve which happens to be affected In Tine
he IL weeks or months. tho attack clears mn and
recovery is generally complete. There :. az" ~
tendency 10 recurrence :" ~
Arthritis tjoint inhammation) Is ,ouch ,noro
common than ncuriis. The pain is I'M crmi,tnnt
DAYS worse than others usually ,nre ~. ~,
ba rometcr rises The pain in shoulder arth-; iue
is frequently most intense not in tho shomiIoo,.:
but onc-third OF the way down the outs;dn -
'hc arm-heice the popular Observation-Disclosures OF
neck and down the arm. Along with tho =. sbo ,he
der joint Inflammation there may he oiso
arthrltia OF the upper spine in these cases uisp
pain felt down the arm. Win
Lots of mortals TODAY ,ryi,, ~
sorts Of remedies for Imaginary ncuritis inst
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Voice of the People
Letters must give tho name md sd-
drcss OF the writer. Name Will NOT be
publishcd TX writer rcqucstA.
\ Voice From GoochIand.

To the Editor OF The Times Dispatch:
Sir..-l Was glad to sec III your
columns Mr.. Bcattic's explanation OF
MS remarks made in the House of
delegates in regard To- the supcrintcn-
dent OF the State Farm. The present
superintendent is considered q very
capable and we'll qualitied man for
the position he occupies. lie is an en-
pert farmer. If any of Goochiand tor
othcr) county citizens will pay an oc-
casional visit 10 the farm il viii be
worth more TO them than the services
Of the average farm demonstration.
Also he is humane and kind to the
prisoners as the writer can testify 10.
JOSEPH j. ANDERSON
Ii win. Va. january 81. lalN
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II. T. G., CovinG ton.--Scorch upon
linen and cotton sometimes can be re-
moved. If the hbers are not actually
burned. Wool and silk are disntc-
grated ut lower temperature than
cotton and linen, and cannot hc re-
stored to their original condition after
being scorched. However, If the scorch
stain is very slight. it may he i'm
proved by wettinS tho spot with soap
and water and exposing to the sun
slight scorch OH the surface of ma
teriais which are not especially deli
cate sometimes can be rubbed away
with a bread crust. Your drurris,
should be able to give you n GOOD
preparation for dandrufr
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cral Wells for the governmcnt. and Mar maduke
Johnson and Judge Ould for tho prisoner.
Tobacco receipts and breaks were somewhat
lighter yesterday. The offerings for the past
two days have been 100 hogshcads - ticrccs
and "a boxes. yellow tobaccos are very active
while ark shipping is dull
on the Grain and Flour Exchange yesterday
prime white wheat sold for s265 per bushei;
red 500: white new corn, si05; new yellow.
81 o. and mixed. s1.04.
y is unusual now for day TO pass without
the Constitutional Convention Yesterday IIinc.
set TO. nut were scpara ted before much damage
was done. Gibson got the best OF it. however.
The President yesterday nominated Harrison
Phocbus to be the postmaster at Old Point
Comfort.
In the Constitutional Convention OF North
Carolina the committee on bill of rights agreed
to "A report tina the state shall never assume
or pay any debtincurred In aid OF the Southern
Confederacy- or any claim for loss by the cman-
cipation Of slaves
The United states Senate Yesterday rejected
the nominal ton of Hon. S. :. Cox as minister TO
Austria.
The Democratic Convention of Blair County,
Pa, has named General Winfield S. Hancock as
its cnoice for the Democratic nomination. for
the presidency.
a fire in chicaso YESTERDAY burned over three
blocks and destroyed 100000 worth OF prop
crty near tho heart Of the city.
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would the result be we're the iniauity
OF the franchise forced upon VirEinia.
where the women most compctent 10
use the ballot not only shrink from
woman suffrage as unrehned and I'M
ment to be an organized ErebelIion
against the Divine will. II was such u
5eoe,iion in Eden that brought SIN and
ueath INTO the world with all the
hidcous train of evils And lc, 1, he
remembered that this rebellion was led
by woman. and that il was Adams
weakness IN being guided By her which
Let the men and women of virginia
EIRGINIAS.
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black heads.

Miss \. L. G.. Barhamsville.-Thcy
are best removed by "a little tube with
an opening about Il thirty second of an
inch in diameter. or watch key, which
should DC pressed directly down upon
the affected gland, care being taken not
to injurc the skin by too great pressure
The affected parts shouia he thoroughly
rubbed with warm oil. Coconut or
almond oil Is best. After half an hour
the surface should he rubbed with n
flannel cloth thoroughly saturated with
soap moistened with warm water and
stretched over the fingers: or n soft
sponge may be used. This is best done
I night, just before retiring. Repcat
every few days.
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secret Service Work.

G. NJ a., WilliamsburE.-Eoth the
Department Of Justice and the Treas
ury Department maintain Secret Ser
vice bureaus. However, for tho kind of
work you indicate, you might write to
the War Service Exchange. War De-
Dartmcnt. Washington, ID. c., and they
Will inform you 10 the opportunity
for employment.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-01

High cost OF living does not appear 10
deter many male patrons OF restaurants from
ordering a considerably larger amount ct
food than their appctites permit them to con
sumo. Such persons should be required TO
sign up the food cards However, mere
man knows little OF ordering or arranging n
meal and that probably accounts Tor the
habit complained OF.
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Information Bureau

Inquiries regarding almost my tonic,
executing on LcEnI and medical sub.
lccts, arc answered free. As nil I'm
auirieH arc answered directly by pex-
honal letter Acif-uddrcnSed. stampea
envelope In required. Address Tbs
richmond, Va.
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gers and confusion of unprcparcdncss such
as have marked the efforts to prepare for
war with Germany. When that wise policy
is adopted. and it must be soon, tho can
tonmcnts will be ready to receive Americas
youths and train them for peace or for war;
whichever tho future may bring.
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Jnbs.

You can't tell duck how to swim AMI EXPECT
applause.
Half the world is inefficient that ii hates
the other half.
opfins brings some troubles. but greater
than the lover.
.Nccidents happen when best plans fail
II taxes strong man to keep living with
a naGginG woman.
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because they failed to get Il proper cxamina ton
when they consulted the doctor
Quotations md Answer.

Injury aud tuberculosis 90 May a heavy
fall be the of tuberculosis" 90 Docs
ether when used an anaesthetic. affect ono
with tuberculosis more than healthy indi-
ridiial--l mean as to coughing. heavy breathing.
etc. j. a.
Answcr.--u) Only in this Scusc that tissues
or parts directly Injured by tho fall would he
places of temporary diminished resistance. atid
il the individual already has latent uberculosis
tas most Of us have somewhere in the body
the germs might find their way to the injured
place and set up tuberculosis there. 90 No.
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With 100000 men i'll France early TINS
ycar" according 10 Secretary Baker, and
/ 500. 900 already available for service there
tho country awaits announcements that INC
ships to transport them are ready. Without
them the army difference how large or
well equipped. Will be OF lutte avail to the
United states its allies.
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News Of Fifty Years Ago
CFrom the Richmond Dispatch, Feb /, 1858.

James Barron Hope. the
gifted writer and poet. is
announced to deliver a lee
turc in this city some tim e
this month. The commit
tee that waited on him at
his home in Norfolk day
before yesterday reports
that, because of other en-
gaGcinentS. Mr.. Hope could
not set the exact date for
the lecture.
The case or Churchwell
Combs, on which the con-
Stitutionality OF the recon
Struction acts is to be
passed upon. was further
argued before Judge Tn
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Country RetniI stores.

". Y. r.. Blackridge.-Ycs. the Mon
day closing order applies to retail
country stores off the railroad as well
AS those on them, and the question of
how ones supply OF wood is procured
has nothing to DO with the natter
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1918-02-01
About Pensions,

{. Il. r., 1:chmond.--We have not
available the information you want,
but II you vii! address IA letter TO the
Commissioner Of Pensions. Interior be-
partmcnt, Washington. II. e., the infor-
nation will be supplied YOU
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Nobody IInous,

Nobody knows why fishermen lie
Nobody knows what's in II mncc pic
And why Teddy wants to hog the whole sty,
Nobody knows
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Best Women Do Not Vote,

To the Editor of The Times Dispatch:
Sir.-A California woman now in
Richmond said TO the writer: THE best
women in California do not vote. The
ballot is in the hands Of the worst
class"
If this Is true in the West what
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'fo-DaS's q. Henry.

mere Is this difference between the grief OF
youth ana that OF old age: youths burden is
Lshtcned by as much of II another shares:
old age may give and give but tho sorrow
remains the same"
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lteadEenr

"heh fellow gets married he should have
TWO hats. one TO wear when he figures on being
ieao OF tne family. one to wear when se learns
the truth-the first seven and threc-ouar,ers
the second six and one-half
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Safer.

Ana now, young gentlemen said tn. pro-
icsao. Of experimental physics, how do YOU
explain tho aurora borealis?"
i don't explain it," shouted the cheerful ;dio,
Il admit it,. = 1880
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Charcoal Eph's Daily Thought.

Tilt suttin'ly do seem unreasonable" said
Charcoal Eph. inatvely. dat dc less stuff
70 put into a woman's dress. dc mo- hit cost
Lat Il banana, Mistah Jackson"
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Much Ado About NOTHING
ny ROY *. MOUI.ToS.
Now, II Ever.

Now, II Ever.
say, you disconnected knockcr
caoToform your dismal ln ipG ,aIkeyy. MS
Take course of liver nils
s' 9.3e; your sp,,, burned eternal howlin'.
sG Il" the saa aam apa &c, grit
smile few and do your bit
Fa ke, in while VIII the bands a-playtn'.
stead eeden Of inc siep and march along.
, Join the On-to-Vict'ry song.
Drop your hammcr-do some roo,in.
ET Grab c.n horn YOU euss: and .spiis
Smile lot and do your bit
mats 1T TO mint" " 80 ~N'''
But her Workmanship must have been Is awful
Wasn't it King Richard who yelled: "a hors.
lie must 'nI have xnf been for for horse:
j., Ten -,s young women are now delivering mail
call them femal carriers
iIo-hum: It's long way potsdam.
Hoover "s of is The T5sl,es; n1ehGms facing
pork congressman.
All questions OF the present war aside We
anef1 Tnes 1he pnTs dc when they
is the Turk in repose: '"t MN" OF guy
writes sn lin in to this column to complain ina, All
s ins sy s To s for %o
wSmsa who are not senaer az ha7s
portly-just plump"
We advise tho lady. to wait patiently for a
few FEW Ton,hs r and she w pr9hahiy ut nc styles
change gradually but surely.
a hen expert says hens lag better when they
arc given an occasional SIP Of rye ighbali
And happy eggs arc always best too
More Iinunds.
The chief of police of pobbs Ferry has Goa
hound. 1t :: frcndless dog and he took il
in and fed it and clothed il. Now. to repay him.
the hound goes out every night and brings in
coal. one piece at time from the ueighbor-
hood. \ coal hound that can find coal these
times is some coal hound. Every morning the
kind hearted chief OF notice finds little pile
Of coal by the office desk. brought in during
the night by the faithful animal.
THE coal hound is only starter. Let us have:
t'urrencY hounds
Butter hounds
Sugar hounds.
Egg hounds