Arizona republican., 1918-07-07
For Sale-Misce1laneous
FORD BLOWS HIMSELF

FORD BLOWS HIMSELF Great t!'-How do these fellers support a wife? l donned my courtin' duds last night, and here's how I came out on my blazer" Taxi:-Tip to Driver,
 Took entire, a great big liver" Theater: Seats very nifty, With opera glasses, took three
 fifty" Hat checks, slips" to every gent, Cost all told, round 'bout-"fifty
 cents" After show a feed at,-shucksi Oh for them back, took-"Seven
 bucks Coming out l did contrive,
 To slip the porter" Seventy five" Of course d nice bouquet was bought
 Ter,
 For which I had to dig a-"quarter." The street car rolled up, right on time, That only cost d palty-''dime" But left me broke, Lord what a pickle. l had to borrow, whole big
 nickel" Now hear me,-before, I never swore, I'll be a Tive one.-"nevermore." For no old Venus here alive
 Will ever l squander-$16.95.
 " tiis III IllONtu. IlldIlh 0Ou, anu ready for business; being over stocked, which is no joke, I'm going to have a pre-emptory sale" ;-I mean a per emptory sale,' the statue quo of which is, to get you; but who'll say Ford don't treat him right? Here's another fact. l put my price in plain figures on every piece of goods. Show me the dealer here that follows that methodi l solicit country trade I will pack goods and ship within 50 miles any bill over $5000, with no per cent added to price.-Do you realize that merchants,-some merchants hereby adding 20 per cent and cutting 10 per cent get your trade, and skin you bodily? Ford has one price, and it's marked on the goods with per cent discount in sums over $20.00. Any goods which 1 consider dead stock" |" price cuts no figure. will sell at your price l invite you to call; 222 E. Wash, the Old Boston store.
 These are slow sellers. therefore these figures.
 Hand printing press with 300 pounds of type-S50.00.
 s125.0O-scale. 5000. Steel slat front doors cost $125- price s40.00 Chip Beef slcer cost $S5.00-s35.00. Typewriters, just 25c on dollar. 500 it. steel surveyors tape $20. Electric Fan water spray $500. Vibrators, SIP and SIS. 20 gallon Iron Kettle, $4.00. Large Doughnut French Fry Kettle $500
 Tool Boxes s2 to 8.
 Sausage and Meat Grinder s to s5 1 Hay stacker and unloader. Motors from 1-16 to 6 H. r.
 Large supply show cases.
 Sew Machines from $8 to s30.00.
 A lovely lot of desks for offices, par lors, or reading rooms.
 New and second hand trunks.
 Grips, new or used.
 Auto steel box. Camp outfit, tools parts or chains.
 Coffee urns all prices.
 Jap Porch screens, 45c foot.
 Tents new or used cheaper than al others, some larger ones.
 Wagon and stack covers; bed tarp's
 Mems clothes, fine lot
 An electric sidewalk Sign rooms both sides, cost s125 00-$40.00.
 I have an immense line of Refrig orators the price on them I will nov cut.
 Ceiling fans ? or leaf.
 Coffee Urns and water coolers.
 Large or small Ice Cream Freezers.
 A big stock of clocks. Fine asst of crockery and granit ware, new or second hand.
 Medium Steel Safe.
 House gasoline cook and light plant
 On Electric Fans I cut S1.00.
 Invalid Wheel Chair, s25.00.
 Books and Pictures.
 Any quantity new or seconds in O stoves, gas or gasoline. wood or coa ranges, big and little. My prices skin all others.
 In furniture and house furnishing there's no need to tell you that I ca place every article in 1 or 100 room either in medium or fine goods, s20,0( stock-new or used.
 Rugs or carpets the prices of whic are sky high, I am heavily stocked ol 300 now in my room-al prices.
 Tools-Saddles -- Harness Guns Jewelry- CUTLERY THE STOCl IS LARGE.
 I hope my old customers will ca 222 East Washington, the old Bosto , store.
 GEO. o. FORD
 Ford's Stores Phone 1776.
 2O0O SHARES of Arizona Gold Hi , stock for sale at a sacrifice. Call { 920 No. 5th Ave