Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-07-31

been dennltSiS oeSlutu NfS
Instead Of drawing maps We drew icy
killers" Tuesday afternoon Ihese IAtlssnTI
clothes are indeed a great and wonderful
addition to the equipment Of perfect
Signal Corps.
However. let us not presuppose them 20
be harhfnEers Of dark and wierd DAYS
ahead, So Smile, dam you SIri'Ae'
e,oAshen c,ripps and Wells are said to
have been negotiating with a prominent
farm machinery company for the pur
chase OF a binder. -
IL is believed they intend 70 h'o" W. W.
per lips whatever this may mean, we
wish them luck and trust they VIII sue
cAssfnlly survive the trying ordeal Of
coming out from behind the bushes
..You fellows viii have to consider moy
pronto" cries Sergeant Green IN accents
wild. ,.,.
Oh sarg are you going TO make US ask
to 20 to the water barrel2
-Four men have been transferred TO the
Signal Corps during the uast week
Boys, we have bed check al eleven
SHARP. and if you love your passes
don't miss reyiIle.
The question under debate. according to
Private Allen Is Dime, dime VINO got
the diner Hint-ask Penrod
There is lots and lots Of action down IN
our company We have two new acting
corporals even better yet one Is cong
the work OF a sergeant Somehow We
have had a sneaking hunch that Huchis-
son and Kay were about due TO denver
whisper It softly foiks2 222 Dame Ru-
NOR hath Il that one OF these nne Gays
We are 10 have a bit Of soap in the dish
water. Not that soap and dishwater are
really divorced--hut in our company they
have had an awful falling out, ana Tor
days have not been on speaking terms'-It
cuts the grease.
Cawley and Ryan have been wearing
black ties too frequently OF late 70 pc
entirely free from suspicion. There ap-
pears to be an arrow dent in each. Cupid
might be in Augusta
A variety show was held in quarters
Sunday morning for the benefit OF the
Pullman Car C0mpany--and others. On,
Harry. who spilled the beans.
"'rhere is little bit of good in every
bad little boy."-Penrod,
No longer win the cards tell the tale
Should one make bold to ask Private Cog
she'll the reason for this disaster, one
would undoubtedly be edited by string
Of very foreeful and picturesque chatter.
I'll wager a peacock tongue against
goose whisker that Go8sheH doesn't send
this home.
Here's to that mother and sister of
Cawiey, who make such wonderful candy
Let me tell you something, little mtoher
and sister way off in the Northiand, you
who do without icing on the cake that
Sap may have sweets"-boys in khaki
appreciate these femembrances. And you
do make wonderful candy, know.
Prester. possibly better known as
Gloomy Gus. and Filkins are putting a
bit OF realism into their work. They have
been practicing the wireless buzzer in the
trenches. Note this, Preeetr, Filkins
made me do il,
Wells Il is alleged has spent fifty-fve
cents this past week in purchasing the
! Augusta Herald He heard a rumor that
the Kaiser had discovered the fact that
he was In the Signal Corps and is now
I begging Uncle Sam to call OF the dogs,
Wells wants to find out whether or not the
rumor is straight tip.
Private Brown is about to apply for a
I transfer, He feels that he would be of
more service to the Uncle in some other
| capacity--possibiy shoveling smoke in a
feather factory.
| However. he feels certain that he will be
! able TO obtain the transfer for 'steen gem
! erations ago Great Cousin. four times
/ removed. was confidential Kitchen dog 10
| General Neusence- And upon the strength
i Of this Brown is writing TO the President
stating that he is no longer fit for service.
owing TO the fact that he has an 'I-don' /
| like-it' under his left ear.