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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

CIMEON STRUNSKY has been having
y fun with the Kaiser In a little book
which he has written, entitled Little jour
neys Toward Paris, 1s14-1s." UHenry Holt
& Co, New York; 1t is described as
guidebook for confirmed tourists, by w
Hohenzollern. honorary colonel Deaths
Head Hussars and doctor of sacred theolo-
gy University of Essen) 1t is announced
that II Is translated from the original
German and adapted to the use of untu-
tored minds" The Translator" explains
in his preface that "All other guidebooks
to Paris exhibit a certain sameness, arls-
ing from the fact that they are written py
tourists who started out for Paris and got
there Colonel Hohenzollern's book. on
the contrary, has all the freshness of an
unspoiled ideal. 1t breathes the spirit so
admirably conveyed in the familiar Pome.
ranian proverb. Not yet but soon
Colonel Hohenzoliern does not burden the
reader with a mass of superfuous details
Thus in his account of Paris he leaves
ever SO much to the imagination.
Colonel Hohen2ollern describes his ex-
periences on twelve different routes TO
Paris with much information OF value to
the tourist. such as the train schedules'
the cost Of accommodations and the delays
and the inconveniences one Is liable TO
encounter on the way. The volume Is Illus
trated by maps of Paris London, Wash
ington, Calais and other cities. which rep
resent these places not as they are, but
as they ought to be. Each map is repro
duction of the one preceding, the only
change being in the title. There is a
square in the center containing william
III equestrian statue. To the northeast Is
the Gross -und net Admiral Won Tirpitz
fountain. To the northwest is river
crossed by Haupt- t-Quartiermeister-Gen-
eral Won Ludendorff bridge. There are
Kissing subtreaSury, a Crown Prince por-
Infa Delivery Won Hinden-
burg museum and a Kuehlmann symphony
haIi in other parts of the cities.
Following is what Colonel Hohenzol-
lern's translator makes him say about the
route seven:
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29
RUSSIA IN FERMENT

is happening in Russia
RAIhe number Of rumors coming from
HAN unfortunate country makes it i'm
poqsjhls to decide just what 1t is.
4 The former Gear. Nicholas, is said to be
kil1ody His uncle. the former Grand Duke
{1l1rholas, is reported to have been elected
l1oror, and Michael, the younger brother
M ne dsposed Gar is said to have been
<cfod ~ the head Of republic in Siberia.
<Ah Of these reports lack absolute con-
rot1on. They are liable to be denied and
jra1 ljked several times during the day
2 hut Ebeneath them there is evidence of a
5 s16Fmont. As long ago as last spring it was
ae5a Gfnong Russians In America that a
u156ment to oust the Bolsheviki was to
6dne manifest in June This may be
<n< movement.
Ss' 3ho timing by the State Department in
W16hidgton of its statement, expressing
4 ~ Wmpathy Of America for the national
13otions Of the Slavic peoples and their
~ 70 be separated from German and
1fisn rule. with the appearance of the
tSnofts Of the activity of the anti.Bolshe-
I &@kt nay or may not be significant. But
.nkould BE- noted. for the Government in
1ngton Il supposed to have fuller in.
nAfou ON conditions In Russia than Is
3ooaeGsion Of the public.
UT 1aW days may reveal that q
haa taken place which viii be
11Dortnpqs only to that by
Car ~ depeeed n March *
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29
DID HE SPILL THE BEANS?

YvHE resignation Of Doctor Won Kuehl-
mann, German Foreign Secretary, on
account Of the Indignation Of the Kaiser
over his frank Reichstag speech reported
IN Washington. must be due, IL he has
actually resigned, to the effect Of that
speech upon German sentiment at home.
x The Foreign Secretary admitted that a
victory could not be secured by force and
that the war could not be ended this year.
He said other things. But these two are
20 radically different from what the junk
ers have been telling the people in order
TO make them willing to continue to fight
that the demand for his head was expected.
II HAS apparently come with little delay.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29
To a Friend Who Vent
'Orer the Tor .
LIES dead, that's right, he's dead;

LIES dead, that's right, he's dead: srg
IL And God he was a great man, ~
A lover of the clean. , AZ
He gave much and received but little IN;
return. =
But then he never cared sr gsS
How he was viewed &
BY those who fain would smirch "a
The bigness of the man. iDods iGsis'c n
He was sport of bluest blood, eSa
And prncely when he lost. w
A loser to him was blot
On mankinds fairest scroll ~
Who did not smile when luck decreed
poor arrangement of the cards.
He had no special kind Of god;
But played life's game the fairest way
That he knew how.
And asked the same from all
Who called him friend
He made mistakes l.. s, T. ss.
And tried to rectify many as he could; !,
But sometimes even failed to satisfy his
friends
And now he's gone
And left the scores unfinished.
But crossed out as far as we're concerned.
The Judge has now the case. sse e
But from the record that he left
There is no verdict possible
But that he lived and died A MAN;
The best creation God can ever make.
r. H. G.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29
Situations Wanted

TWO INTELLIGENT JOURNEYMEN, a
little footsore, but with wide experience
of confusion and turmoil seek positions in
private family long way from the nearest
soviet. Accustomed to contradiction. pri-
walton and loss of sleep. Fluent takers
and familiar with brass knuckles. Are we
your men? Address LENINE AND
TROTSKY, Box 666. Brest-Litovsk
Too bad! Garabed was beaten again
Before he could let loose his free energy"
in Boston they pulled it in Russia
We are a good deal worried about LIE.
nine and Trotsky. They are said to have
fed to Murman. We don't know where it
is, but IT sounds fshy. Perhaps It's in
Finland?s
We are worried about the Car, too
They say he has been shot between Eka-
ternburg and Perm. 1t sounds fatal.
Things look very ominous all around
We remarked the other day that the
American Press Humorists were up to
some devilment in Chicago, and now they
have announced that they will hold their
convention next year in Philadelphia.
Don't they know that all the chestnut
trees in these parts have been killed by
the blight?
II we were taking the Kaiser for little
stroll around Philadelphia, one Of the first
things We would show him would be that
shop window in Second street below Mar
ket, where the dinner pals used by the
crew of the captured raider Bremen are
on sale at quarter each Probably they
abandoned them because Alderman dinner
pail isn't large enough to contain the
meals that are handed out by Uncle Sam
at our internment camps.
Kuehlmann may just as well make the
first payment now for the rent Of that villa
In Switzerland.
T. r. is going to write his autobiosra-
phy, to be filmed for the movies. There
are more reels in heaven and earth.
scenario. than are drea1pt q u your
'philosophy. - eocRATEA
n r., II. 4 ls<.f p ~ E, X.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

ceeds the situation Of two years ago might
be repeated. and with a new element of
strength then unforeseen by Germany.
IL the circle should ever be made again
it will no longer have a stalemate rigidity.
America will be pushing with all her
might on the western arc. That 'if' is
tricky little word need not necessarily
rob it of all claims to consideration. The
big push" might turn to a big squeeze"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29
THE CHAFFINC DISH
Refusing Her Immortality =

Refusing Her Immortality
IF l SHOULD tell, unstinted,
L Your beauty and your grace,
All future lads would whisper
Traditions of your face;
II I made public tumult
Your mirth, your queenly state,
Posterity would grumble
That it was born too late.
I will not frame your beauty
In bright undying phrase,
Nor blaze 1t as a legend
For unborn men to praise
For why should future lovers
Be saddened and depressed?
Deluded, let them fancy
Their own girls loveliest!
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29
To Paris, by Way Of Verdun and the Known
Prince Eighteen.Hour Flivver

Eight miles forward and six miles back In
Ave months. Fare, 10000 dead, 3oo,ooo
wounded and prisoners, one chief OF the gen.
erai> staff. several heart-to-heart talks al
Potsdam
CtTARTING from the general nelghbor-
- hood Of Metz in the early morning Of
February u, the train goes bowling over
the plain OF the Woevre in the direction
Of the Heights of the Meuse.
On our right we observe the Known
Prince feverishly calculating the number
of clocks and Sevres vases in the Louvre.
On our left we observe the Pony Ballet
of Prussian Professors. rehearsing the
French indemnity. Up stage. In deep CEN
ter, Wilhelm II is preparing to mount his
horse for the twenty'seventh grand entry
in to Somewhere In France, the twenty-six
preyious performances having been post
poned on account of wet grounds. on
stage we catch a glimpse of the linden
burg Reserve, grimly reserving its judg-
ment as to the outcome Of the trip.
Rushing forward through space we ar.
rive in the afternoon Of February 25 at
Douaumont Junction, having covered five
miles at breakneck speed in Ave days.
Entering a tunnel-the view here from
both sides strongly resembles the Berlin
attitude on the rights of small nations
the train suddenly slows up at the flash
Of semaphore signal,
Ills ne Pssseront Pas!" 0he ancient Ger
man 'verboten'1 and crawling forward,
the conductor walking ahead, It emerges
at the union terminal Of
DErAIN ths ancient German Peterkinl
l hrmly situated ON the Heights q thu
lfeusa and built out of the rock qnnyx>o1
~ - iunnossinte yiclnlfv. n N ~
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

The insstence of Mr.. Hughes. of Aus
tralia that the Islands Of the southern and
western Pacific should be in the hands of
friendly civilized nations" seems rather
superfuous. France, Great Britain, Japan
and America alone are in control of those
earthly paradses Germany was compelled
to forgo the charms Of Samoa very early in
the war.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29
Net Results

Anti-loafng laws are doing more than all
the dictionaries to clear up the distinction
between the fisherman and the angler. Fish
ing is a big industry and fsh are an impor-
tant element in food supply. But the brook
and hook chap-it's all up with him Buffalo.
Times.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29
No Hope

The Germans desire Paris as strenuously
as they wish for heayen-snd have about
the same chance of getting there.--cieve-
land Plain Dealer.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29
A Double Problem

What we cannot understand is how
George Creel gets any opportunity to give
out public information, so short are respitss
In the attacks Of his opponents. Or does he
give out any?-Buffalo Commercial
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

Though the foe may strike any hour"
as Lloyd George declares. he can no longer
beat time. That opportunity passed when
the spring campaign failed of it's objectives
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

Considering the way Austro- -Hunsarians
are at odds with each other. their nation
might today be described as the Duel Mon
archy.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

.'Hertling," says headline Drops
Wilson's Terms" They must have been too
hot for that cold calculator.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29
p..cc Tin,e Scr.ps

The minute the war is over We are eQtu4
to start a comprehensive and insidioue pr4p9<
ganda proving that leftcvers havo - 1o14
value whatsoever.-Ohio State JournaS, IA
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

France limits Travellers" says a head
nno. We have noticed for fortnight that
hsr Geremsn visitors. were restricted in their
noyements
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

The designs which. according to
Cologne newspaper, the United States has
with regard to Central Africa aren't half 80
pretty as those our soldier-draftsmen are
making with respect to Central Europe.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

The main strestB of Bagdad have been
lighted with electric ltghts since British occu-
the Arabian ghts."-Rochester Post M
press.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

Won Kuehlmann seems to have leaped
out of the frying Pan-Germanism into the
fire Of Imperial rage.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

Austrian Distress Confirmed declares
a news headline. 1t has been for some time.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

otsky have fed proves that In Russia at
Nist "Reds" are fast colors
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29
Little Journeys ToWard Paris
Translated by Simeon Strunsky
By W. HOhenzoIIern

half years since August /, 1914. Petaln
underwent a marvellous expansion having
risen from the fourth, or Colonel, class to
first, comma nder.in. chief rank 1t Is
the center of a group of f1ourishing COM
munites, notable among which we may
name Castelnau tthe ancient German Neu-
KasseD and Nivelle Che ancient German
Nibelungl From the outskirts of Petain
the tourist before changing cars, may
catch a glimpse of
VERDUN the ancient German Ver-
dammit a city of absolutely no conse-
cuence when one comes to think Of it. and
certainly not worth the trouble of argu-
ing about with the Petain Home Guards
Here, therefore. we cross over to the sta
ton marked Exit and embarking on the
Known Prince Shuttle Express, enter the
tunnel once more and head for Metz and
points east and north, for rest and re-
cuperation.
az MARCH ., considerably refreshed by
" a weeks study of German explanations
how it all happened, we set out once more
in the direction of Nerdun. which on fur
ther consideration does offer considerable
interest to the traveller.
This time We make our way by the.
Switchback Accommodation along the
western bank of the Meuse. on the other
side of which we enjoy a glimpse of the
Cote de Poivre (Hill of the French Pepl
BY March IA, proceeding in characteristic
national fashion, lanosdm und deutschlich,
we arrive at the outskirts of Mort Homme
(French MUSTARD.
Descending the reverse slope we find
that by an extraordinary bit OF municipal
enterprise the Petain Terminus has been
moved orer from the other side of the
rirer.
D ETURNlNG to the top of Mort Homme
~ we catch an extensive view of the
country to the south which confirms the
earlier impression of its not being worth
bothering about. We then set out for the
return journey to Metz. This excursion
may be frequently repeated in the course
of the next Ave months. but the prohibi
tive costs must be balanced against the
educational benefits derived.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

& Now that milk is not to go UP 1t will
naturally go down all the easier.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

No yne seems quite certain whether the
Car has been done ia. ana really nebedy
seems very much agssated ahoa< ii.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

II is much better to eat wheat2ess; Nh
than humble pie.--Louisvills Post
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

Building drydock 10 a cinch compared
to steering the ship of state into one.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29
Added Horror, ef War

Women enemy aliens are required to eivs
their age when they register. but our otnto1
secrets are usually we'll ftttsApFg1s 4
Gazette Times. 81 a.<
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

Here's hoping that the new generals
who have just been appointed will prove as
big as the long list in which they figure.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

The Spanish Govern
Where the ments announced de-
Mixing Is Good sire to Intervene in
international affairs
of the highest Importance suggests that 1t
had better come into the war. That's where
one mikes in with the big fellows.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29
Nor . Drive . Victory

One swallow does not make . summer.
nor does one submarine make blockade
Chicago News.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

No. Mabel dear; the
A Col Is Not head dline Italians
a Colonel make raid on Col de
Rosso" does not mean
that lone officer was attacked by his
own troops.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

The best thing about
Welcome to the Tagliamento River
Our Columns! Is that Is coming
back into the news
again. That means that the Italians are
driving east.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

T. r. is going to write his autobiogra-
ply. to be filmed for the movies. There
are more reels in heaven and earth,
Scenario. than are dreapt q " your
philosophy. - eocrATEA
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

Kuehlmann may just as well make the
first payment now for the rent of that villa
In Switzerland.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1918-06-29

We are worried about the Gar, too.
They say he has been shot between Eka-
ternburg and Perm. 1t sounds fatal.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-05
NEW MEXICO BOYS ROLL IN
FOR NAVY RESERVE HERE

New Mexico continues to supply
large numbers OF recruits for the
navy. wednesday y men we're en-
listed for the navy reserve and Of this
number % were from New Mexico.
Deming sent in the largest number Of
recruits from the state.
Those enlisted were James /.
Phillips, Lawrence r. PoWl. John l.
Walters. Madison T. Harper, Roy B.
Robinson Martin a. Phillips, Robert
l. Malone, Everett L. Mullins. Edgar
Ray. Lawrence A. Whitehall. Deming,
n H. Harry T. Foley, LOrdsburg;
James Il Haley, Carrizozo; ArmiilO
Romero. MoEollon; Thurston Burnett
Robert Leroy, Albuquerque; Clarence
Blattman. Wagon Mound. seaman
second class. Walter O'Brien. Bisbee,
Ariz.; John Edwards, Carrizozo, n. NJ
Willie Scott. Lordsburg. n. A.; Rue
ben ]. BollinEer. Roswell, n. H. fire
men second class; James n. CarettO,
Bisbee, Ariz-; James J. Hughes, Lords
burg n n, machinist mate second
class; John Wight. Earl H. Francis,
Bisbee. AriZ-. electrician third class,
James Z. Bush. Jesse /. Johnson. Paul
Downs, FL PasO. landsmen electrician
radio
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-05
DOCTORS SAY
GALOMEL IS
BEST MEDICINE

According % the worlds greatest
Pll slcl1us and medical experts. calo-
mel IS The best csd most universally
lseLul or all medicines. Medical au-
llorltles prescribe calomel for almost
every disease and explain that il is
the best and surest Of an system puri-
Ilers- They say that calomel cleauses
me liver stomach. bowels and kidneys
and purires the blood from all
polsons, making the system pure and
clean so that nature can quickly re-
store the health
Now that science has purified calo-
mel OF all its nausearnE and danger
Gus qualities, the new klld OF calo-
mel called "Calotabs." is even more
popular than the old AS a liver
cleanser AID system purifier Calotabs
are more effective than the old stvIe
c9lomeA yet are entirely delightful m
effect One Calotab at bedtime. with
q swallow OF Water-tnat all no
nausea nor the slightest uuu1easlnr-
ness Next morning you awake feel
ms zine. with a hearty appetite for
breakfast. Eat what YOU please and
80 where YOU please-there is no re-
striction of habit or diet
Calota1s are sold only in original
sealed packages, price SIS cents Your
druggist recommends and guarantees
Calotabs, and win refund your money
u you are not delighted .Tith them.
ADV.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1918-06-05
NEW PLAN PULLS
ADNEN T0LUNCH
Carlock's Idea of Advertis-
ing Only at Round Table,
Brings Hearers.

What the reorganized Adclub is TO
be was the subject Of discussion at
the luncheon Of the club Wednesday
noon at the Sheldon hotel A large
number Of members who had not at
tended for some time were present
and all were agreed that the plan pro-
posed by the new president, ~ p Car
lock, and concurred in by the directors
was the best thing for the club.
The plan is to have the discussions
and talks at the club limited to things
of an advertising nature IL is pro-
posed TO have round table discus
sions each Wednesday
President TO Give Dinner
President Carlock viii give a dinner
for the directors Of the club at 1850 at
the Sheldon Tuesday night Mr. Car
lock said the dinner was for the pur-
pose of discussing the future OF the
Adclub- Mr. Carlocl said the weekly
luncheons viii start promptly at l--l o.
If there are only two men in the room,
terminating at 1-15.
An emplem TO be used under lease
by the members Of the adclub in all
their advertisements was suggested
by lLr. CaFlock- 1t is planned to have
a vigilance committee in connection
with the emblem
VIII Boost War Stamps
Ben Lewis told the admen they
would probably be called on to render
the war saving stamp campaign some
service. and all Of the men pledged
support
Abe Harris viii head the discussion
on mail order advertising at the Shell
don on Wednesday, June 10.
j. A. Smith is TO address the club
Wednesday, June - on milk car
borne Adams made a short talk at the
luncheon Wednesday. as did also Scott
White and T. W. l. Polk