Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-02-13
OLD TRADER
"DOPE'.

say. ON TR ADt.H. the INNIe1I-
eating tDMMf1TII riud- thnt ,ou
would Eci hig Noi" from t'tu
LNBOHING CLASSES. ISrI'INIIN
men who have large mmilir- and u,r
IN rental rooms and are forced lu pay
higher rent un account Of having rhii-
dton. lhcN saS that every muthcr Nl,u
has gwen or more hnbic, would sup
pnrt yuu nnd mat all the nttlC news
boys would NiiDDP-I.M-Ir Tur OI.D
TRADER
IIut thrN find HAT you ARE known
a. the Old 'kNNK nv the. INNI.Ii
CIRCLES of the SOCIETY BJNCH.
iuI YOU scc MOST of them Illtii.
I uEIN IINiiIIS CARED fur nnd
NiNEH really ENJON The IRtI
LOVE of 1IiiIH nNHIES IIlIN
SAY OLD TRADER would have All
the DEAR POODLE ptI'S IN AMI,N-
rs rnndc into SOAR nnd NNilN
shoes made out of their HIDES. IhCN
rny nlSo that DIlD TRADER would
have MOTHERS take NiL TIIIiH
RABIES WIN them aud go over aud
stay all night with dhch, NIiiGiIBOHS
and lci the BABIiS play "BIIND
MAN" PUSSY N TIIE CORNER" p"
I It. They sAN that the Oi4D
' H '
.\MIS Or SOCIETY. CuURCH.
ARDS and wants everybody to gu
back tn NATURE and rtOnlCL aud
LIVE ns OJR EOREFATHIRS DID.
Now, Old tDIH. HiBi. SAYS
that you could make FAST RACE
~ you would yet out into the STREETS
,nd make SPEECHES aud ACtt ~
all our OFFICERS oT BIING%It | ir-
and INCOMPETENT aud COMMON
HkAl1NS. You could YELL Tor Il
CLEAN tITN aud EXPOSE KNOW y
SINIuLNESS. NIIIcU POLITICIANS
atC ppOSID to WINK mn EYE at
and PASS ON, SUCII II CAMPAIGN
would WIN the CiilKCHGOIRS for
you ana you COULD have GENTLE
MEN AGREEMENTS with the
OTHER SIDE that " YOU are EIECT.
III that EVERYTHING SHOULD
ONTiNtE In the SAME OLD WAY
and ~ for SPENDING the MONEY
ui the TAXPAYERS or Tulsa. I'll VI
~ EASY, for You cnn StRHOl Nd
\ OIItSEIE via, ExpERTs aud ~
SPEtTOItS and you can let the
iERICAL WORK HIN rp To NJ
MOST HALF the TOTAL COST of n
PAVING JOB or n SINLit JOH,
otc.. and as the DIFFERENT ITEMS
Oi the EXPENSE of SAID JOitS are
NEVER EXPLAINED 10 the TAN
PAYERS, you cnn get ny and let ALI
YOUR POLITICAL FRIENDS EAT
iiE. ron YOU SEE. OLD TRADER
that any man who KICKS NOW
ABOUT ANYTHING Is CALLED ~
SLACkIN and the PEOPLE of
TULSA ALL WANT to BE pA.
1RtDTiC.
INT yOTE'uf the INNTSTIG NTING
COMMITTEE was NNIMOtS TINT
you are not HitOAD-MINDID
tlNOuGU to he mayor OF Tulsa; that
You would be NDSEING into ENERN-
THING aud INSPECTING all CON-
TRACTS and WOULD cur OUT All.
the POLITICAL pIE; aud THAT
WOULD TAKE ALL THE pEP out
TiON
They RECOMMEND that YOU
MOVE out INTO one of your many
COLONIES, EITHER PARK VIEW
PLACE. ROSE HtII RANCH, GAR
DEN CITi DEAL or NOJW MARY
LAND GARDENS. They SnN that Nui,
can PLAY with the RABIES and
GROW GNHDENS. CHICkENS aud
plGS, and MICH COWS and have n
coon TIME UNTIL TULSA GROW >
80 LARGE that SIIE Will. TAKE
NOU iN--nnd THEN vou can take
Nour CHICKENS. PIGS aud COW :
and MOVE NGNIN aud WI Will
rlCk the HONS NOu GROW Up OF
Ia The COUNTRY for our NEAT
GFNtRNIION Of BUSINESS MEN
and NOCH GIRLS SHALL STAND uN
1HIIR SiDIS. For TIIIIR IINRiTS
WILL BE HlITTiR aud THEIR
MUSCLES WILL m STRONGER.
THEN WHY SHOULD OLD TRADER
MIDDLE ~ POLITICS any
Mrs TRADER has THOUSAND
pNIH of LADIES SMALL. SIZE
~IIppI.RS aud about IOIR Hun
rttp PAIR of mdic~' small size
shoes. slhu~c nrr the last Of the ~.
49, ehuc -tuSk that OID TRADER
~ NrpI'D real estate Tor last sum
mcr IhrN are about TIlRII wears
uld hut tLc lrptbur b. good and We
v,ll -cll them Tor about half what the
present cost would hC uu the market
today They viii VT "a LARGE
MISS or u SNAIL WOMAN ThCy
are GOOD MAKE UN~ fpr all those
who can WEAR utvm. come INltIN
and take your ,hutvr. We carry q
mrgc line uf new STAR BRAND
SIOES, $50 HIEITtU MADE" our
PRICES are as IN, NSON NBi.. as wC
can make thcm under present oludi-
ttuns of The markets W. nl.u have "A
good line ot staple nltN GOODS aud
ONERNILS, with prices RIGHT II YOU
want above MIiKtHNNbI~I. calf for
MRS TRADER bur " YOU have
RABIES and want "a CHEAP uONT
oui on The TDGE ut Tulsa C1ll for
OLD TRNDTH aud TALK ~ ONtR.
iiui n YOU have No BARIES DO NOT
WASTE TINE with OID TRADER.
for hC does not care tu sell % humr 60
BACHELORS 0r ~i.NtkfRS