davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-02-09
ROOMS WITH BONRD

ENSTON. r.. 15-Two furnished sleeping
room. with breakfast and supper
Two nicely furnished rooms with board
first c,as. nbl' young nan preferred. 223
West Fourth 81
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-02-09
aorELs-RoomNG HOUSES Is

ROoMlNG Hou sES--Allisou Realty com
pany sure has the rooming houses. ttHs
or small anywhere. Can 47ti
ROOMlNG HOuSE--kor sale. 30 rooms. hr'i
location In Tulsa; will take part cash ana
the rest In payments. Phone bOhv.
BOOMING 'HOUSE-High' class rooming ahN
boarding house. close In, commands b'''
class Phone p5T.
BOOMING HoUSE-Good residence roomi4<
! u h. MILLER h Co. deals only In room"
| houses and furnished rooms. Alp fIa'
| National Bsnk Bldg. Phone Osaso 'eS'.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-02-09
WIIERE TO EAT

TUiKrttNrH. r.. agl-Wantrd men
board and room private home
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-02-09

REPAIRS.
Complete assortment Of repair parts for
the following make OF cars dali aud wire
orders aslpped same day received. q o. b
Auburn, Appersou, Allen,
Anchor, Abbott.Detroit,
Buick, Cadillac, Chalmers,
Chevrolet. Cola, Courier
Case, Doris. Dodge.
r.. NJ f Emerson. Elmore,
Everett, f1suders, a, y, q. Truck.
Hudson. Haynes Hupmobils
Henderson, Howard. llA.hdsy,
Jackson. Jeffrey,
Krit, Knor, King. Little Giant,
Mitchell, Michigan, Marion,
maxwell Moon. Overland.
| Oakland, Oldsmobilo. Ohio
Paige Patterson, Pope. Tribune.
pesry Peerless, Pope Hartford.
Packard rullmsn, REQ,
In & IL. Regal. Rambler,
studcbaker speedwell. Saxon.
| StoddArj Dayton, Thomss
Veiic Vulcan, Warner Detroit
\ Also Bosch magnetoa, coils and sssd On 81
carried In stock al all times.
| AUTO SALVAGE,
| ans East Ssoont 81
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-02-09
CLEANING AND DYEING

SANITARY MATTRESS co - Mattressea
renovated returned hame same day Phone
OssgS Gag.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-02-09
READ ESTATE LOANS
wANTED-ro BonRow

50 500 - Want So 500 private money for ,hi'n
or five years on new home now buiiol's
costing 81, 500 Phone 1919.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1918-02-09
DANCING Am DRAMATIC

.DANCtNG-M Johnson, dancing Instructor
Hotel Tulsa. Phone room 7ob for ApPo'''
ment. ...
DANCING LESSONS BY appointment. eau
phone 2i9l for r. r. Burke. Instructor
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-08
AGENTS WANTED

WANTED-Agonts to sell Harrison's tlre
remover. removes them In five sec.
ondH, or VIII sell territory. W Harrison,
l2h Main 81. woodward, Okla.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-08
Want Ad Rates and
information for
OLlnLn,nnn Timna
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES


An week day classified adyertlsins
runs IN both papers at one price sun.
day Okla homan, one Issue same rate IN
the two ualles.
One time sunday only ~ l-2o DC thOh
One time Daily Oklaho- =.
man and Times ,,.... l-fo Vo lOs
Three times DAILY Okla
homan and Times per q, os
One week oklahcman =.
on" month 6kiahoman :.
and Times per day, lc ec ~
Figure six letters 10 the average Woru
All stock statesmen and promotion
advertising carries the one time rate
SUNDAYS ads include Saturday or
Mondays Times at &c per word VI"
All For Rents, Boarding and Situation
Wanted. both oklahomnn and Times 'c
per word
Classified contract rates for oklaho,,
man and Times--6,0OO lines TO be used
within one year from date OF contract,
or contract for three lines daily Tor one
year. 7c per line each issue. copy
changed m often as desired
No ad accepted for less than 2bc.
OKLAHOMhN AND TIMES RULES
FOR CLASSIFIED ADVERTlsING
'T r." ADS will he run seven days
only whom renewal will be solicited
CHARGE WANT ADS will not be run
longer than seven days without n ro'
AL OCHKRGE WANT ADS are du,
and payable tho same day first lnHer-
tion Of ad appears CAN out-of- towr
want ads are positively cash In ao'
KnVERTrsERs should retain receipts
given by Tho Oknhomsn Times TO pa
irons making payments over mo oiuc.
counter, as no mistakes can he rectneo
without them.
CLOSING HouRs-An want ads e
start IN The Oklahomnn must he IN the
office by $50 . m on the day before
st Is 10 run. Az wnnt eds 70 s'art n,nr, ~
not later than IL o'clock on tho day oi
publication. Branch office. in, West.
fairs drug store. 2Os West Main. !,
open daily at n m. and closes Az
p. m, with, the exception Of sstn,dhay
when Il VIII be found open until $50 p
m. want ads received after cioslni
hours win be inserted under the head
Ing TOO Late 10 Classify"
BLIND ADS-No answer 20 hund ani
viii he given unless ticket 10 presented
showing kcy number when piaciAg hllnt
ads. Answers TO out town hNnd adj
will he forwarded without cost
TELEPHONE WANT ADS are charge
kctions will he made at your home o.
office tho same day first insertion o
!. al appears; this IL an nccommodntioi
service and paymsnts should always b.
, made promptly when bill IL presented
Always ask your telephone al to b.
repeated back 10 you bv the telephone
sd taker 10 make sure that II has beet
correctly taken. The Ohiahoman Time
cannot assume responsibility for error
Of any Mind occurring in telephone ad
vsrtiHeuents - =.
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WI
ads ha uipciarsifed The convenlenc
of the reader Is considered as well A
the advertiser.
PHONE ppX-S
ASK FOR WANT
AD DEPARTMENT.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-08
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
PIANO TUNING Sl.75
zwirtI. Maple 1894.

Zwlrtz. Maple 1885,
FOR SALE-One VlctrolR and one Edl-
son photograph, with records, at "A bar.
gain Cali Maple 25l3
SIS BUYS Hardman Piano, fine tons
and durable. Sl5 n. Hudson, Maple
362l-J
FOR SALE--Two good cellos and one
violin. Call Walnut no
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-08
sALEsMEN WANTED

gALEsMEN wANTED-Ws have pro.
duction are actively st work erecting
our refinery ana are drilllng IN ihS
Honidton field. We give oyr s6iesmen n
good commission and unlimited support
iron the office. o. 80
BIG DIAMOND Oh T. RHFINlS0 co.
glI.l6 Hefskowiu bldg.
Phone Walnut 6Z5.
WE ARE desIfoun OF securing the sery.
ices Of few more high CLASS STOCK
snlrsmen 10 work In Tennessee. Mih
sour. Iowa. lllilois and Minnesota, on
the rnlc Of stock of producing, dividend
paying OH corporation. Cnmmunichi'
either by wire or letter with Midwest
Securities Corporation, 6iJ Commerce
Bldg. KunSHs city. No
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-08
ROOMS WITH BOARD FOR REM

-~s~~N>N~NC~0sS~'-~->-'e~ ~-7~~>~s 70 @-'->>>
VERY desirable rooms. With board. 3ls
West Ith
NICELY Furnished rooms with excellent
board. suitable for two young ladies
references a22 n Robinson.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-08
TAKE NOTCH

Join the big campaign The Ks1e1og q
Mnesbees splsndid nsficnsl l.s1a2
advanced about 1900 ~ eD1s -
ganissd; 80 candldstss te(oo4e4 -
"Wednesday. May |. Zee etsee coe1n1&
er ~ Bernstsin, Rose cAnay 'yseS. -
n. Broadway. and Join he ~ semoeae1
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-08
FEMALE HELP WANTED

sHORTHAND--l am a Liberty hondhold.
er already, but after fsHdinY more and
more Of tho inhuwHn atrocities being
committed by the Germans, ! will devote
the Income received from my neNt new
student TO tho purchase OF another In.
erty bond who wants 10 become my
Liberty loan student Graduating for
proves II Graham or Grcgg; touch type.
writing. daily s. 90 monthly. evenings So
Many positions waiting Maple 25il
Miners Expert Shorthand School, l35h
West Main,
WAITREss-Broadwoy Cafe, SEQ North
Brondwny
YOUNG LADY An travelling rnicswoman
We want the best material Hyaila bic
Experience IN not absolutely necessary.
Every applicant Will receive fll COnsid-
GRAFTON This position requires constant
travelling. state a., reference oNpc-
riencc and salary wanted AT start Data
treated conhdenullly BOX 313 Times
WANTED Good colorcd woman for hun
dry work Walnut llW
/ WANTED A number Of experienced
mnnglc girls, feeders and fOldcrs l2i-
1926 West First
WANTED Two experienced arm wait
rcsses Kundercr'H Dainty Lunch, lli
| West Main.
! WANTED EXPERIENCED cashier; p. Rpply
In person. l22 ". Grand
! WANTED-Nea Appearing girl Tor soda
! fountain and candy shop Rex Chocolate
Shop, North Robinson, ColCord Bldg
! WANTED An experienced cashier and
candy girl at Heroid's. roc W Main.
| WANTED Experienced COOK, white ~
| colorcd must stay on place: no luun.
! dry; no housewofk: don't phone 325 W
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-08
HOLMES HOME or REDEEMING
STOVE DOCTOR

Take down your stove and repair yo1R
refrigerator. l7os West hainl wdnao
Sstl-J.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-08
UNFINISHED HOUSES AND
APARTMENTS FOR RENT

THE A. r. BOND RENTAL COMPANY
% NORTH ROBINSON AVENUE.
PHONE WALNUT 10.
Rentals, collections OF rent and care
takinR Of DrOuerty
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-08

All week day olassified adVertlslns
runs In both papers at one price Sun.
day Okla homan. one issue. same rate IN
the two ualies.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-05-08
LIGHT HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS
FOR RENT

ONE large furnished housekeeping room
modern brick close iu, laundry room
adults 60y Vest an
ONL 3.foam housekeeplnE suite. mod
.!ern, Glenn and nicely furnished, lio9ls
TWO light houssKesp.ng rooms at %.
i.lAl alh
Two ugh, Lousskecpjug rooms. modern
'1L W. nm street
rW6 modem light housekeep.ng looms.
private entrance, In private hnm".
shy T. eth
THHEE-EOOM Furnished for hou.okcep-
iug. use 0f kitchen and bath, an mod
'fn 10 couple without children lIt- vs..
iuh walnut 1921
Two nicely. furnished housekeeping
FURNISHED ROOMS. ground floor
l-t y lhilll..
NICELY Furnished rooms Tor ught house
Hcrlur W. W ith
TWO south front rooms light house
Eoeping, garden space adults onll %
TWO housekeeping suites. basement md
FIRST floor: beautifully furnished walk
INK distance. also tennis court Walnut
$3.50; 2l2 w. 7th.
FOR RENT Two Hputh TOul lkhi
housekeeping rooms, close IN. adults
only Walnut 1907
I SUITE Of three large, plain modern fur
/ uished housekeeping rooms, ground
| floor, south exposure: plano; well water.
| adults JOS r. s'h st
FOR RENT-Nice light housekeeping
rooms, s3os W lo'h. Maple 7537-J
LIGHT housekeeping rooms for rent
! Call Maple l2i5-J.
! HOUSEKEEPING rooms lli " 9th st;
close In; also AN office room.
! 3 FURNISHED light Housekeeping
rooms. also sleeping room. Walnut
. THREE nicely furnished rooms. connect
ing with bath; very desirable. Call
Walnut 1912; us W 9Th.
Hs WEST l2TH-Three nicely furnished
Light housekeeping rooms; modern
good location, walking distance: adults
| TWO connecting furnished modern
ltghtkeeping rooms, first floor; mar
ried couple only Is East 6th.
FOR RENT-Two nicely furnished light
housekeeping rooms, convenient tt
bnth. II Broadway Circle Walnut 7iol-J
NICE suite Of furnished rooms, hati
connected. north and south porches
adults. 720 +, 5th. Walnut 35ls
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
pound when the price was fixed

pound when the price was fixed
at 9 IL to 10 cents, we will con-
tent ourselves with the follow
ing for which we have the proof
in our hands: An elderly and
scholarly gentlemen from this
parish, who is accustomed to
wearing low-quarter shoes, de-
string a pair Of overgaiters to
protect him from mosquito bites,
went into the Imperial Shoe
Store in New Orleans last Fri
day to get same, and was made
to pay $3.50 for over-gaiters
that usually sell, and can be
bought at the present time, for
55 cents. This story needs no
further comment. - Lafourche
Leader.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
Louisiana Notes
PrOfiteering and Plundering.


The extent to which wholesale
and retail dealers in groceries,
dry goods, drugs, medicines,
clothing, boots and shoes, have
been plundeting the American
people since the country has
been engaged in war, forms one
of the darkest crimes ever perpe-
trated on a free people. and does
much towards causing one to
lose confidence in his fellow men.
How government officials have
stood by and seen such criminal
iity carried on with such trans
parent excuses and without in
reference on their part, is well
nigh beyond comprehension.
And this species of crime seems
to have been as widespread as
the late influenza epidemic, but
much harder to stamp out, and
much more deadly to the moral
well being Of those who engage
in it. Dealers in whom we have
heretofore had the most implicit
confidence, have found the temp
tation too great, and so easily
gotten by with, that they have
proven as easy victims as the
Influenza patient has to pneu-
monia or Bright's disease. The
entire commercial system of
the country seems to have lost
all sense of fair dealing, and to
consider the public their easy
and legitimate prey.
While we had intended telling
the stories of how one merchant,
who handles a certain packing
house product which is worth
IA to Is cents a pound. is selling
it for 10 cents a pound, and how
other merchants have been sell
ing sugar at IA to 20 cents a
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
WORSE
THAN GAS

Kidney disease is no respector of
persons. 1t attacks young and old
alike In most cases the victim is
warned of the approaching danger
Nature fights back Headache, in
digestion, insomnia, lame in the loins
and lower abdomen, difficulty in
urinating, al are indications of
trouble with the kidneys.
When such symptoms appear you
will almost certainly find quick re-
lief in GOLD MEDAL. Haarem Oil
Capsules.
This famous old remedy has stood
the test for two hundred years in
helping mankind to fight off disease.
1t is imported direct from the home
laboratories in Holland, and may be
had at almost every drug store. Your
money promptly refunded if it does
not relieve you. Be sure to get the
genuine GOLD MEDAL Brand. In
sealed packages, three sizes.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
THIS is TO INFORM
MY CUSTOMERS AND

THIS is TO INFORM
MY CUSTOMERS AND
FRIENDS AND THE GEN
ERAL PUBLIC THAT |
AM MAKING TWO DE-
LIVERIES A DAY EACH
WAY, AS FOLLOWS:
RAILROAD AVENUE
AND DITCH ANNEX AT
Z A. M. AND 3 p. M
ARNEZ ANNEX AND
KLINGSVILLE AT 9 A. M.
AND 5 P. M.
PLEASE AVAIL YOUR
SELVES OF THESE DE-
LIVERY SCH ED u L E S
AND PLACE YOUR
ORDERS EARLY IN Or
DER TO ASSIST US IN
MAKING GOOD DELIV-
ERIES.
Pioneer Grocery
Phone 2.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
WATERWAY LEAGUE MEETS
DECEMBER 2.

Hon. C. E. Holland, president OF
the Interstate Inland Waterway
League of Louisianr and Texas, has
called a meeting of the executive
committee of the league, to be held
in Orange, Texas, on Monday, Dec
smber 2, at 9 o'clock a. m.
This meeting is the result of q
decision of the executive committee
to hold no convention this year on
account of the war and its activities,
but instead to have meeting OF the
committee and invite all interested
nersons to Join in the conference.
To this end General Secretary Locke
Of Lake Charles, is sending out
notices to members of the executive
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
Missouri Musical Note.

III Some one has discovered that the
notes of the quail are the same as
the first two notes of the song, II
Dreamt That l Lived in Marble Halls"
! We always were of the opinion that
Bob White would be a beautiful sing
IN II he had confidence enough in him
self to get to 1T, but he doesn't seem to
Be making much progress in his mu-
neal studies.-Brookfield Gazette. s
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26

committee and is extending invita-
ton to governors senators and mem
bers of congress of both states ane
Is urging mayors of interested com
munities to see that their cities are
The Review is authorized to ex-
tend invitations to all commercial
bodies, business interests, drainage
or other boards to send representa-
tives to this important conference.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
Separate Fat From Water.

!. The recovery Of valuable fat re.
naming In water used in washing
wool Is now being accomplished by
means of a new machine resembling
q cream separator. says Popular Me-
chanics Magazine. In the past vari-
Gus attempts to do this have not
proven satisfactory. The wash water
runs directly into bowl making g.
900 revolutions per minute, and the fat
Is separated almost instantly.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
MORGAN CITY REVIEW

To provide Belgium children with
shoes-and they wear them out
quite as fast as American young
sters-the America Red Cross has
started shoe making activities at
Limoges. Thousands of Belgium
children in Red Grass colonies in
France will be equir uad. The fac
tories will give elng oyment to a
number of Belgian adults.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
Obstacles in Every Path,

Most of us who work for q living
have to contend with a full measure
Of the days cares and setbacks. We
have this obligation to meet, that diff
Guilty to master, and so on. Yet in fair
ness to ourselves and in justice to the
persons with whom we touch elbows
during business hours, we should, the
minute we come into their midst, put
all. "our own business" into the back
ground.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
CONSUMPTION Under Moses.

Moses made the first CONSUMPTION
law. He wanted an army and he made
this rule: From twenty years old
and upward, all that are able to 20
forth to war in Israel" We're to serve.
His registration boards were also al.
lowed to grant exemption which in.
Guided men who had new houses not
yet dedicated" and those who had
vineyards of which they had not vet
eaten and finally those who were
afraid to fight.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
Ash Hopper.

III A man the other day brought back
memories of olden times when, in re-
4 pg to a remark that spring was com
hg on fast, he said: "Tes, it's about
time ] was building the old woman
% ash hopper" How many of you
Kids know to what he referred?-El-
dorado Springs (Mo.) News. ~
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26

A Belgian Colonel, just from the
front, speaking of a canteen, for
which the American Red Gross pro-
vided quarters, on very short notice
zone live demonstration like this is
better than a year of talk" He al
so stated in a report-"It is wonder
full to see how responsive the Bel
gians are to everything American.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26

CLASSIFIED ADS HAVE A HUI
MAN APPEAL-they are messages
bearing upon human affairs, cater
ing to human interests and needs,
and having immemiate appeal.
They solve the little day-by-day
problems-and yours should have no
more difficulties of solution than
others.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
Children and Music.
4 value Of good music ii the HONS

cannot be overestimated. Fortunate
the child whose ear is accustomed from
ne cradle to beautiful sounds and mel.
adv. And yet even more fortunate
the child who is accustomed to hearing
the singing voices Of those about him.
children love to hear songs, children's
songs biz peoples songs and folk
songs. They love to hear the songs
Of long ago when mother was a child.
and the lullaby grandmother used to
sing. The child loves especially q
bedtime song, sang at the crib before
he final goodnight"
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
COST OF DRAFTING MEN in
ARMY.

The total cost of operating the
entire machinery Of the draft, from
its inception down to the date of
the official Report of the Provost
Marshall General to the Secretary
Of War on the First Draft Under the
Selective Service Act, 1917" was
S5,211,965.38. The following fig
ures are drawn from this report:
Total registrants ....... 9,586,40S
Cost per registrant S0.54
Total men called ...3, 083949
Cost per man called .S1.69
Total men accepted $50. 1,057,363
Cost per man accepted. .S4.93
Net Quota. ............. 6S7 900
Cost per man of quota
due ..... $3.50
In relation to these figures it is
interesting to note the cost of re-
cruiting for the years 1914 and
1915. The per capita cost of the
applicants actually enlisted was
$24.48 in 1914 and $19.11 in 1915,
according to statement by the Ad-
jutant General on November II,
1917.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
Put Strangers Above Relations.

It was viZfer. Ibn Al-Amid, who
lived In the eleventh century, who
wrote this STRANGELY modern advice:
Choose your friends among stran-
gers, and take moi your near relations
Into favor. Relations are like scor-
pOns, or even more noxious."
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
For Why?

Thanks to the X-ray photograph, !"
ald Mrs. Leonidas w. VanQupentin
before her, club. zone may keep the
memory Of her operation alive even
inter the pleasure Of the pain and suf-
Iefing are long since gone."-Pitts-
Ourgh Leader.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
Encouraaement.

Dey 80 many folks 'magin' dey's all
g wen all dey needs is a lii courage
ments Nah folks turnt a ole mule
sooee In de wood lot t die en- she
sof'n hawnet's mes zen to- down TO-
lanels o. charlottesville Courier
5o1rnal.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
Seems Queer.

Seek and We shall find" Is great
nun (says the Philosopher of Folly
1ut 4 can be overdone.- For instance
re man who is always hunting for q
% Is the man who never seems to
"a one.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26

The Department of Civil Affairs
Of the American Red Cross has I'M
dertaken to establish or maintain
fourteen institutions in the war
zone of Italy, which will provide
food, clothing and care for 3477
children for the duration Of the war.
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
Say, Listen, Bill!
BY Oliver Opdyke of The Vigilantes

~ OPayhC oA lie
For Gawd's sake, Bill!
Are you i'll,
Or sick,
Or only thick?-
; Or are you trying to be slick?
Can't you get what Woodrow means?
Can't you see behind the scenes?.
tfe doesn't want to cause you pain
, BY speaking out too very plain,-
He's leaving something for your
brain.
But holy gee-
1t seems to me
Your brain must be
Composed of solid ivory! .....
4 Reduced to simplest, easiest phrase
Here's what the President conveys,
GET OFF THAT THRONE,
BEFORE YOU'RE THROWN!
See?
What good language anyway,
When what fellow has to saw
Must be expressed as rough as that?
He might as well just knock you
flat,
And let the business drop
With you-kerflop!
And listen, Mad One
He of the Chin
That groweth in,-
He whom they cali the super-pest,
Verdun's consummate stratejest,-
Why, he is also out;
There isn't any doubt,
He's nominated in the bond
Age; you needn't correspond
Another day about this fight =
Il tel you, Woodrow's done! Good
night!
Run
Hun!
Just beat it while there's beating
left,
And thank your Gott you're not
bereft
Of feet that you can hike with;
We've naval guns to strike with.
Unless you hustle good and strong
And take your unwounded sons
along,
Don't tarry to Save your crown and
wrap it, |
Us goodbye, Willy
Now don't be silly
And hang around and cuss |
About the bally muss;
lust go without more fuss
And delay
Make your gateway.
For Woodrow's done
With the Hun,
So-run!
The Morgan City daily review. (Morgan City, La.) 1916-1920, 1918-11-26
Nothing In q Name.

Namine boy George Washin.
said Uncle Eben, sis as much q
81 dat he's g'ineter be truthful az
min mule Job is sign dat he's
y1neter be patient"