The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1918-02-28
With a smile, I replied, ~well, It's up

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and passed as physically fit, and was
issued a uniform. When I reported
back to the lieutenant, he suggested
that, being an American, go on re-
cruiting service and try to shame some
Of the slackers into joining the army"
"All you have to do" he said, els to
go out on the street, and when you see
a young fellow in multi who looks
physically fit, just stop him and give
him this kind Of talk: Aren't you
ashamed of yourself, Britisher, phys
1cal1y fit, and in multi when your king
and country need you? Don't you
know that your country is at war and
that the place for every young Briton
is on the firing line? Here I am, an
American, in khaki, who came four
thousand miles to fight for your king
ana country. and you, as yet, have not
enlisted. Why don't you join? Now
is the time
This argument ought to get many
recruits, Empey, so go out and see
what you can do"
| He then gave me a small rosette Of
red, white and blue ribbon, with three
little streamers hanging down. This
| ~~~N $1,000 AAS4SAAd 1H0 WEAn
to be worn on the left side of the cap
| Armed with swagger stick and nv
patriotic rosette, went out into Tot.
tenham Court road in quest of cannon
fodder.
Two or three poorly dressed civil
lans passed me, and although they ap-
peared physically fit, said to myself,
'Tney don't want to join the army
perhaps they have someone dependent
| on them for support" so I did not az
| cost them.
Coming down the street / saw a
young dandy, top hat and all, with
fashionably dressed girl walking be-
side him. muttered, "YOu are my
meat" and when he came abreast OF
me I stepped directly in his path and
stopped him with my swagger stick,
saying:
"You would look fine in khaki; why
not change that top hat for a steel
helmet? Aren't you ashamed of your
self, husky young chap like you in
multi when men are needed in the
trenches? Here I am, an American,
came four thousand miles from Ogden,
Utah, just outside of New York, to
fight for your king and country. Don't
be Stacker, buck up and get into uni
form; come over to the recruiting Of
flee and I'll have you enlisted"
He yawned and answered, 81 don't
care If you came forty thousand miles,
no one asked you to-" and he walked
on. The girl gave me a sneering look;
was speeches..
I recruited for three weeks and neer-
~ got one recruit.
This perhaps was not the greatest
stunt in the world, but it got back Mt
the officer who had told me, eyes, vFe
take anything over here" had been
spending a good lot of my recruiting
time in the saloon bar of the Wheat
Sheaf pub (there was very attractive
blonde barmaid, who helped kill time
I was not as serious in those days as
I was a little later when reached
the front)-well, it was the sixth day
and my recruiting report was blank.
I was getting low in the pocket-bar'
maids haven't much use for anyone |
who cannot buy drinkS-SO I looked |
around for recruiting material. You |
know q man on recruiting service gets
a 'bob" or shilling for every recruit |
he entices into joining the army, the |
recruit is supposed to get this, but he |
would not be a recruit if he were wise |
to this fact, would he?
Down at the end Of the bar was a
young fellow in multi who was very
had about four cold
Six ales aboard. He asked me If he
could Join, showed me his left hand,
two fingers were missing, but I said
that did not matter as 1--WE take any
thing over here" The left hand is
the rifle hand as the piece is carried
at the slope on the left shoulder. Near
~ everything in England is "by the
left" even general traffic keeps to the
port side.
I took the applicant over to head
quarters, where he was hurriedly ex'
AHMED. Recruiting surgeons were
busy in those days and did not have
much time for thorough physical exam
nations. My recruit was passed as
"ft" by the doctor and turned over to
a corporal to make note Of his scars.
[ was mystified. Suddenly the corpo-
raj burst out with, ''Blime me, two of
his fingers are gone" Turning to me
be said, "You certainly have you'
nerve with you, not 'alf you amt, tC
bring this beggar in"
The doctor came over and exploded,
'What do you mean by bringing in a
man in this condition."
Looking out of the corner Of my eye
noticed that the officer who had re-
,ruited me had joined the group, and
could not help answering, ''Well, sir,
was told that you took anything over
lere."
I think they called it yankee i'm
,udence." anyhow it ended my recruit
ng.