The Glenwood post., 1918-05-25
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our billet.
The first scene was supposed to rep
resent street on the Bowery in New
York, while the scene of the second
act was the interior Of the Diamond
Palace saloon, also on the Bowery.
In the play took the part Of Abe
Switch. farmer, who had come from
Pumpkinville Center, Tenn, to make
his first visit to New York.
In the first scene Abe Switch meets
the proprietor Of the Diamond Palace
saloon, ramshackle affair which to
the owner was financial loss.
The proprietor's name was Tom
Twistem, his bartender being named
Flllem Up.
After meeting Abe, Tom and Fillem
Up persuaded him to buy the place,
praising it to the skies and telling
wondrous tales Of the money taken
over the bar.
While they are talking, an old Jew
named Ikey Cohenstein comes along,
and Abe engages him for cashier. After
engaging key they meet an old
Southern negro called Sambo, and
upon the suggestion of Ikey he Is en-
gagged as porter. Then the three of
them, arm in arm, leave to take pos
session of this wonderful palace which
Abe has just paid $4,000 for. (Cur-
tain.)
In the second act the curtain rises
on the interior Of the Diamond Palace
saloon, and the audience gets its first
shock. The saloon looks like n pig
! pen, two tramps lying drunk on the
floor, and the bartender in a dirty
shirt with his sleeves rolled up, asleep
with his head on the bar.
Enter Abe, Sambo and Ikey, and the
fun commences.
One of the characters in the second
act was named Broadway Kate, and
had an awful job to break in one Of
| the Tommies to act and talk like q
| woman.
Another character was Alkali Ike, an
! Arizona cowboy, who just before tho
close of the play comes into the saloon
and wrecks it with his revolver.
We had eleven three-hour rehearsals
/ before l thought it advisable to pre-
sent the sketch to the public.
The whole brigade was crazy to
witness the first performance. This
| performance was scheduled for Friday
night and everyone was full of antici-
patton; when bang! orders came
through that the brigade would move at
two that afternoon. Cursing and
| binding was the order of things upon
the receipt of this order, but we
moved.
That night we reached the little vii
lage of s. and again went into rest
billets. We were to be there two
weeks. Our company Immediately got
busy and secured the village for u
suitable place in which to present our
production. Then we received another
shock.
rival company was already estab-
lished in the village. They called
themselves "The Bow Bells" and
put on sketch entitled, "Blighty-
What Hopes?' They were the divi-
sional concert party.
We hoped they all would be soon
In Blighty to give us chance.
This company charged an admission
of u franc per head, and that night
our company went en- masse to see
their performance. 1t really was good.
I had sinking sensation when l
thought of running my sketch in op-
position to it.
In one of their scenes they had a
soubrette called Flossie. The soldier
that took this part was clever and
made a Incorporating and chic girl.
We Immediately fell In love with her
until two days after, while we were
on a march, we passed Flossie with
"her" sleeves rolled up and the sweat
pouring from "her" face unloading
shells from q motor lorry.
As our section passed her I yelled
out: "Hello. Flossie; Bnghty-What
Hopes7" Her reply made our love die
out instantly.
"Ah, go to h-lW
This brought quite a laugh from the
marching column directed at me, and
Instantly made up my mind that our
sketch should Immediately run in op'
position to 'Blighty-What Hopes"
When we returned to our billet from
the march, Curley Wallace, my the.
atrical partner, came running over to
me and said he had found swanky
place In which to produce our show.
After taking off my equipment, and
followed by the rest Of the section,
went over to the building he had picked
out. It was monstrous barn with
platform at one end which would make
an ideal stage. The section got right
on the job, and before night had that
place rugged out in apple-pie order.
The next day was Sunday and after
church parade we put all our time or
|a dress rehearsal, and It went nne. A
| I made four or fiye large signs an