Trench and camp., 1918-10-17

Looking over the sAmdsSstthte !
column of New YORK paper COIL
pels me to remark again: Damn the
kaiserv'
With the breakers of prohibition
sweeping the country, the liquor In
terests are becoming convinced that
the world is really two-thirds water
after ALL
LAST call for dinnah. 81 ahead" is
what it sounded like to us.
The kaiser says his navy is holding
it's own. Must get deal OF satls-
faction from that, being all bottled
up in the Kiel canal.
Since noise has been dec1ared to \
promote the growth of hair, the tired
business man has another excuse Tor
leaning toward the Jazz music I'LL
There are more men itching I'D tdet
to Hoboken than ever before. Within
Reel humor-Charles Chaplin a. &
Macbeth. "
PRovERB FOR THOUGHT.
"Where there is a VIII there's q
way"
Ban on artists-Drawing of beer
prohibited.
.The French and the British can
get home ore in a whilel ard tseeil
what it is they are fightin@l for HRel Il
the Canadians. the Austr$liaNe III
morale with stamp on It'll L II sEIEIH
Battle is only a casual afaHr1 gAes'l
fact that the mail sometimes goes
astray is a real tragedy. Lieut..
Frank R. Adams, in a letter from
somewhere over there"
Who wants to go ito hell with the :.
kaiser"
1t is a we'll known fact that st.
Paul and Minneapolis, Mimi. are rival
cities Recently draftee from MIN
neapolis was introduced to y" sec
retary who hailed from st. Paul. The
secretary thought he would please
the draftee. who was a Swede, so he
made him a gift of one of the soldier
Bibles, telling him to read it and tell
him the next time they met what he
thought of it. Upon their next meet
ing the following conversation took
place:
"Well, Jake. did you read that book
I gave your asked the "Y". secre-
tary.
and how did you like it?Y ques-
"Not much" replied the Swede; = TT )
had lot to say about St. Paul and I
not a word about Minneapolis"
"The Pass, the Place and the Girl'.
is a new song gargled by our quartet
of tenors.
Don't think that it was an accident
that the kaiser engineered his peace"
drive just about the date of the Fourth III
liberty loan. 3fitlllIf4fH
mo man is hero to hiSl kalek4I I<
some one wrote and no YAlEk3 aiHat43 3N
necessity to"a man after he Nm Id
about three months self se4tf@a ia
the Army tf!ifyHf3d43&
No. Chauncy, o. D. does1tI
"Old Deah." l5iffsA Nf4k k#
The kaiser won't have TurE13 1x843
Thanksgiving dinner-probhbIys4 s4Hd h
Y.Mc. A. MEANS THAI
Your boy shall have, from VII hi
camp to front-line trenched.s kh kbt
forts of a modern clubrooH1 u tk2 - IT
companionship of real, red 5ANdddN&&
men. ffYFf4HNN#'
Men of the highest ideals. ara HtrIkks
ing 10 make the welfare Of, gd9t b93
all that could be desired ff3sIHAx3#X8k3
Conveniences of the most sfkhtfs,t W
nature are supplied at all the shSts. K
Always open to all creeds ana ma
tionalities. A helping hand to the
lonesome soldier.
Buy-until it hurts-the kaiser
Pretty soft for those boys quarter
ed just across the road from the
telephone office. Now I know why
Corp. Whitaker always wears a smile.
What are you laughing at. the
comic paper?" asked Serfgt Buzit.
mo" replied Corp. Beck, eat the
headlines about Germany accepfinR
those fourteen terms. It's a good :.
joke"
Zine feathers make fine bijd1kf kalA
a good cook does wonders Will t
chicken. 31H4FIFME
The Liberty Theater has receiRed a.
new coat of paint; now for some new
shows.
Every soldier will be a leading man y
in his own little drama of life. and
the last act will always find hid
"close up" per the last ten feet
any moving picture film.
Seeing Caruso in pictures is lfl
listening to the sunset or hearing th
moon, rise.
How far is it to Bunaiof