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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06
Lemon Juice
For FreCkIeS
cIrlsl Make beauty lotion at
home for a few cents. Try TEL

Squeeze the Juice of two lemons into
a bottle containing three ounces Of
orchard white, shake well, and you
have quarter pint of the best freckle,
sunburn and tan lotion, and complex
tOn whitener, at very, very small cost.
Your grocer has the lemons and
any drug store or toilet counter will
supply three ounces of orchard white
for few cents. Massage this sweetly
fragrant lotion into the face, neck.
arms and hands and see how freckles.
sunburn and tan disappear and how
clear, soft and white the skin becomes.
Yesi 1t Is harmless.-Adv.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06

II was something Of a shock when
at la Cateau British battallons who
bear "GlhraltAr" on their colors first
encountered Hanoverlan units with the
same distinction. won by their aaees.
tors when hired by George Ill In his
capacity as king OF England from him.
self as eleetcr Of Hanover 20 help In
Eliott's famous defense OF the rock. -
London Spectator.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06

state OF Ohio. city OF Toledo. Lucas
County-0A
Frank y. Cheney makes oath thar he la
senior partner OF the Arm Of v, J, Cheney
ledo, County and State aforesaid, and that
nAid irm will pay the sum Of ONE HUN
that cannot 30 cured BY the use %
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn 20 befor@ me and subscribed In
my presence. this eth day OF Deesmbss.
A. - IoA
(s@AD A. w, Gleason, Notary Public,
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE ~ TAKE
en- intarnallv and acts through the Blocd
on the Mucous Surfaces OF tha system.
Druggists, 7ec. Testimonials free.
". ,. Cheney 4 Co. Toledo Ohio.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06
That Ct

$50 you think the high cost OF NV
ing can be explaInedT'
mo. There's one point that puzzles
me. / don't quite see how the 9TH
er fellows boos. the prices of their
merchandise so much faster than I
can boost the price OF mlne.s
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06
SKIN rrouhlea That Itch

Burn and disfigure quickly sOothed
and healed by hot baths with Cutl-
cura Soap and gentle anointings Of Gu
ticura Ointment. For free samples,
address, "Cuticura, Dept. x, Boston"
Sold by druggists and by mail. Soap
25, Ointment 25 and 5O.-Adv.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06
One carpina Critic.

Much of the human attitude toward
things in general was expressed by
North side matron who said she would
like to obllge the government and eat
more fish except for the fact that fish
tastes SO economical l'-Chicago News.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06
Mock ModestN.

''Why are you putting on so much
rouge, dear?"
"oh, Jack is taking me to some
revue or other, and want him to think
I'm blushIng"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06

First Loldy-strike me. then
strike mel defy yOul
Second Loidy-Garni wouldn't
crafty yer by alteFin' the shape Of
yer fyce.-Boston Transcript.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06

Teacher-Now, Tommie. what part
Of speech Is silence7
Tommie-Why. uh. 1 dunno. unless
it's the part after everybody gifts
through tAIkln'.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06

The gentleman with the cIoven foot
often travels with the gentleman with
the cloven breath.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06

7 lost thirty pounds,
was terribly nervous
and could not do my
homework. Painting
spells came on and my
feet and limbs sweIled
so badly / couldn't wear
my shoes. Puffy sacs
came under my eyes,
~Ny skin looked shiny
and the impression of a
&C.,. LA - A.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06
WOMAN'S NEW FIELD
ONE MILLION STRONG. SHE 10
READY TO BOOM THE FOURTH
LIBERTY LOAN.
HER FORCES ALL Modified

Remarkable Success In the Three
Previous Loans Despite Unfamiliar
ity With National Finanee-oruan-
ixation Reaches Every City and VII
Iape.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06
The Pri0 Coos uu.

"A penny for your thoughts.T !.
"Not In war times. Tie least I
could take would be SIX cents"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06
Health Was Shattered
South Boston Woman Tells
How She Suffered Before
DOan's Cured Her.

Il was in awful shape from kidney
diseaAe, says Mrs. w. r. Sterritt, 767
Dorchester Ave-, South Boston, Mass.
NY health was shattered and would
often fall in heap. Had someone
stabbed me in the back with a knife.
the pains could not have been worse,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06
LIFT OFF CORNS!
With fingerSl Cons and cal
luses lift off. No painI

Magici Just drop a little Free1one
on that touchy corn. instantly II stops
aching, then You lift the corn or with
the GngerA TrulyI No humbugl
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06

remained for some time.
my kidneys were in awful shape
and it seemed that I had to pass the
secretions every hour. The passages
were scant and terribly distressing.
was feverish at night and perspired
profusely.
81 was discouraged until told about
DoGn's Kidney Pills. They brought
improvement from the first and
about a dozen boxes cured me. Ny
cure has lasted"
Get Doam's az ANY Seeso. zoe a BaR
|DOAN'S HIP SI1 NET
FosTER-MHBURN Co. BUFFALO. T. Y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06

Try Freezonel Your druggist sells a
tiny bottle for few cents. sufficient to
rid your feet OF every hard corn. soft
corn, or corn between the toes. and
calluses, without one particle of pain.
soreness or irritation. Freezono is tho
discovery Of a noted Cincinnati genius.
ADV.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1918-09-06

The proper material for umbrellas lis
Mntered silk
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-01-17
Berea College Safer Than Living at Home!

Class Hospital Under
Corps Giving Full Time
Nwwn eu hare Sned he"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-01-17
THE SYMPATHETIC TOUCH

Berea College has a thoroughly
organized Health Department with
every modern facility for acting
quickly in any emergency. Monitors
report students who are not we'll
every day to the College Doctors;
besides, students are urged TO free
ly call at the Doctors Offices for
advice. This medical attendance
costs the student nothing. Our
Doctors have always been success
full in warding of any epidemic.
There is less danger at Berea than
staying at home. Every means is
provided for looking after sick stu
dents. Our nurses and attendants
are employed because they have the
sympathetic touch that mothers
have for their children.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-01-17
What it Costs at the Hospital

What it Costs at the Hospital
THINGS COST WHEN ONE is
Doctors often when
can't him. AT the hospital he charges for Gala
but ready the patient whenever neededa moments
Q Medicines and dressings furnished
g. andn nursing in price OF
Patient in ward, ST 90 per day. 5000 a week.
Patient in private room, $3.50 per day land upl
Obtetrical patients $500 per week.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-01-17
What the Hospital Does

Is home like, friendly place
Cares for mothers child birth.
Provides full surgical equipment.
Is cheaper than staying at home.
Gives eighteen months Nursing Course
Specazes in Diseases of the Eye Nose Ear Throat
Sends doctor cases every description
Furnishes place where physician bring his patients
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1918-01-17
Advantages of Hospital Care

The Hospital hour of the day and
night Its patients without
Those charge specially trained the of the sick
number of doctors makes frequent consul
taion possible.
hospital with its patients have all the best
equipment instruments, etc.
hospital benefit of the school and
community and make money.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17
Wars Need for Good Cows.

The profitable dairy cow helps to
feed our armed forces and will help US
win the war, but the low-producing.
Improbable scrub is little better than
Stacker. The Improbable cow may
enjoy perfect health and have a large
appetite; she may even belong to one
of the best cow families. but If she a.
not an economical producer she SHOULD
be converted into meat.
The present, however, is not the time
to dispose of dairy herds; rather IL Is
the time to enlarge and improve them.
The city, the country, and the army
need more dairy products; the dairy
cow also assists greatly in maintaining
permanent soil fertility; and the care
fully selected, well-bred, well-fed dairy
cow may still be kept at a profit. Let
the slogan. Therefore. be: Careful Sc
lection. intelligent breeding. and skill
full feeding.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17
How Good Cows Pay.

1t Is well known that dairy cows. to
be profitable, must be comparatively
large producers, yet few people fully
realize the remarkable rate Mt which
income advances as production In
creases. fluctuations OF 5,5S7 cow-test-
ing association records from various
parts of the United States, covering a
period OF four years, show that AS the
average butterfat production increased
from $50 to 200 pounds, the income
over cost OF feed advanced from SCI
to $34 that Is, a gain of 80 pounds, or
1914 per cent, I'm production gave an
increased income OF 81 per cent over
feed cost. The next gain Of 80 pounds
raised the income over cost OF feed TO
$50. the next to $63, the next to $74,
the next to SS7. the next TO 800, and
the last to $11S.
AS the butterfat production increased
from 80 pounds to 300 pounds, the in
come over cost of feed advanced from
s21 to $63; I'm other words. as produc-
ton doubled, income over cost OF feed
advanced three times. When the but
terfat production increased from 15(
pounds to $50 pounds-that Is, trebled
the income over cost OF feed al.
vanced from $21 to 800. or almost five
times as much.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17
The Secret.

Mullins observes that, while married
men contend that their wives cannot
keep n secret, these men themselves
are lust as bad"
He tells Of n married man who but
tonholed him at the club and told him
a lot Of gossip. Don't let this go any
further. Henry" he said earnestly
Certainly not" said Mullins, but
how did you chance 10 hear ~"
"Oh. the wife. of course" responded
the other. "She's just like all women
cant keep "A secret 10 save her life ~
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17
Learning English.

The biggest problem facing the Jap
anese studying English in his fiowery
home IL finding some one TO practice
his oral English on. one might say
he is up against IL for laboratory facil-
tiles. But, says II. +. s., who has just
come from japan. the students are
eager to seize every opportunity.
Miss Mann. an American. was walking
along the main street OF NikkO ono
day. when she was approached shy
ly by n native student. who said:
"Please, may i speak English with
your"
"Be brief-what Is IT." the lady re-
piled. For minute the student
swayed back and forth In his agony
Of phrasing n foreign sentence, and
then he exclaimed: "Verily, verify. I
say unto you. II IL warm day -
Kansas City Star.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17
He Got Bv.

A seven-year-old I'm town down
South was asked by his teacher mt
the primary school 10 produce com
position upon the subject Of his fav-
orite literary work. The younRster
went into executive session with him
self and turned out the following sue
cinct criticism OF II well.known and
popular classic:
'The book ] like best IL called PHI
grim's Progress My mother reads
this Book 10 me every Night before I
go to Bed. / love TO hear about The
Pilgrim. He had n hard time, but
he got byi"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17

for a cooperative organization should
be ascertained In the preliminary sur
vey. as well as the amount Of business
available. and the attitude Of the peo-
pie In the community toward cO-opera-
tive undertakings. The existing agen-
eies which the proposed organization
intends to replace or supplement should
DO studied to determine whether they
are rendering satisfactory service. and
Information should be gathered rela-
tive to the outlets for the products to
be marketed and the sources Of sup
plies to be purchased.
The department OF agriculture is
glad to advise with communities desir-
ing to organize for cooperative under
takings.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17

Saint venersted Everywhere.
England was not the only nation
that fought under the banner of st.
George, nor was the Order of the Gar
ter the only chivalric institution in his
hono-. Sicily, Arragon. Valencia.
Genoa, Malta. Barcelona. looked to him
as their guardian saint. A Venetian
Order Of st. George was created In
400. Spanish In 1917, an Austrian In
1910. . Genpese In 14s2 and Roman
II 1492 Beaides these there are three
- more modern date-Bayaria II IT'D,
HnGn1a 81 1707 and Hanover Ia 1850
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17


wen and feel fine in the morning and
able 20 do my work. gladly recon-
mend Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound TO make weak nerves
strong. "-Mrs. ALBERT Suite, COS
Olmstead St, Winona, MINI.
How often do we hear the expression
among women, 81 am 30 nervous, can
not sleep" or cit seems as though I
should n.y." Such women should profit
b Mr.. Suites experience and give
this famous root and herb remedy,
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable COM
pound, . trial.
For forty years Il has been overcom-
ing such serious conditions as displacc-
@Snte. Inflammation, liberation. irreg-
Charities. pertodie pains, bsckache, dis-
1inooob end nervous prostrAuon OF
women, and u now considered the STAN
4ard remedy for such ailments.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17
Farmers Write Insurance.

Farmers cooperative fire insurance
companies to the number of about q
600 are now in existence. They have
about s5.3OO.OOO.OOO of insurance I'm
force. This means that the farmers
companies are now insuring more than
twO-fifths Of all the insurable farm
property I'm the United States. The
average cost Of insurance I'm these com
panies is about % cents per hundred
dollars per year.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17
Germany to Grow Cotton.

Germany and her allies are under
taking to overcome their shortage of
cotton by developing production In Bull
garia. OHcial dispatches recently sale
the bulgarian government has under
taken to place large blocks Of suitable
land ut the disposal of planters. The
principal cultivation will be done in
the iOwlands and river border of thu
Dobrudja and In the vicinity Of Adria-
nople.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17

This is the most recent photograph
of Bishce Patrick j. Hayes of New
York. who has been named bishop Of
the American army at the front in
France by Pope Benedict. When
Bishop Hayes goes to the front he will
be extended every courtesy by Gen.
eral Pershing and the officers of the
expeaitinary force. Although he has
been given no high army rank, the
war department welcomes his APP
pointment and will provide him with
all the necessary credentials for his
work. He expects to visit the men at
the front very soon.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17
I'VE STOCK,
-@R0FES-AN

Individual cots will be found valu-
able for keeping the sOws away from
other hogs at narrowing time.
TO keep pigs from chilling. put down
. door Of inch boards nat on the con-
crete and nail board crosswise on top
ut either end This lasts several years
and no rats ct under.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17

The tools and facilities required for
keeping harness In repair are compare
lively simple and inexpensive. A con-
siderable portion OF the repair work
on harness can be performed by the
aid Of tools required for other pur-
poses. but there are few special de-
vices that are desirable.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17

According to the Koran the four
principal angels are: Gabriel. the angel
OF revelation; Michael. the friend and
protector Of the Views; Az-ael. the an
gel of death; Irafel. whose ONCE it
win be to sound the trumpet on the
last day.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17

DO Dad Il Could not
rest at night
would lie awake and
get so nervous L
would have TO get
up and walk around
and In tie morning
would be all tired
out ] read about
Lydia +. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound and thought
] would try It. My
nervousness O oon
1~<t vxx@ mlamwm
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17

Feed and care for the mare Mt foal-
ing time.
With young colts moderate exercise
should be begun quite early, but full
service OF no kind should BIO required
until the animal is reasonably well ma
tured.
Too many mules and colts are stunt.
ed the first winter. II they are worth
foaling they should be fed and cared
Tor Il they are to be the most profita,
hla
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17
His Hope.

II hope they'll try IL In July and
August"
"WhatY"
"Glying us heatless days by govern
ment regulation"
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17
SHEEP OR DOGs-WHIcH7
Why don't you keep sheep on

Why don't you Keep sheep on
your farm?
Afraid dogs will kill them!
Can't keep stray dogs and
sheep In the same county.
That means that the stray
sheep-killing dog must go, In
your neighborhood.
Pass good dog law.-United
States Department of Agrlcul-
ture.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1918-05-17
His Mistake.

Jack, why don't you put up your UNI
Jrellap II tried 20. but / couldn't
get q penny on H."
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1918-01-26
A New Delicacy

Haiti, Jan. 15.-Did you ever eat
broiled lizard? That Is the new del
icacy that is favored by the U. s.
Marines who are serving In this
country. They claim that they have
already sampled this toothsome
dainty lii the Philippines.
The small type Of lizard, called
guanas, have been used as food by
the natives for centuries. They have
been hunted almost to the point OF
determination In some localities.
The Marines say that broiled lizard
Ii good eatin'." After travelling all
over the world, the sea-soldiers
should be well qualified to judge.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1918-01-26
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease. Ca
tarrh IL a blood or constitutional disease.
and in order to cure 1t you must take In
ternai remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure 10
taken internally. and acts directly upon
the blood and mucous surface. Halls
was prescribed by one of the best ply
sicians in this country for years and is
a regular prescription. 1t - composed of
the best tonics known. combined with the
best blood purifiers. acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combina-
ton OF the two ingredients 10 what pro-
catarrh. Send for testimonials. free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Props, Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists. price 7bc.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1918-01-26
Mother. Doll Story
The Squirrels House

There was once a nice toy dog Of
the name Of Pip. He lived in charm
ing little doghouse that stood near the
nursery window.
His master was Fred. about six years
old. And when spring came Fred lost
all Interest In toy dogs and wanted a
live squirrel.
Papa. how can get pet squirrel?'
he was always asking.
And, since he lived in a big city.
where there were no squirrels except
those in the parks, his daddy always
said, I'm sure don't know, Fred"
But one beautiful sunny day his
papa took Fred to the country. and
there they found very kind farmer
who caught them squirrel in q wood.
en- trap.
When Fred got home what do you
think he did with his toy dog-his old
friend that had been his pet doll since
he was a little baby? Why, he Just
pitched Pip out Of the doghouse and
put the squirrel In.
But Pip had lovely disposition. and
instead Of barking and making hor-
rid fuss he ran right out In the kitchen
for bone to give the squirrel. But
squirrels like nuts best. so Fred sold
newspapers till he earned 10 cents "a
buy nuts for his new pet.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1918-01-26
Growth Of The Navy

l.. G. Carpenter. chairman Of the
State Council OF Defense, writes Of
the Navy ~ follows:
The country has reason to be proud
OF it's Navy. 1t had able men OF high
character who labored increasingly
for its perfection and were able to
accomplish n great deal In spite OF
Encouragement orpolitical handicap.
Its organization was of such charac-
ter that it only had to be increased.
In the past year the navy has ex-
banded from 5000 enlisted men to
over 100000. This includes marines,
reserves, and others in the service.
Last January there were 1880 Of
ficers; now there are more than 49,
600. This expansion has called also
for great expansion in facilities for
training. The capacity OF the stations
and special schools has been in
creased from 5000 up to $4,000. The
Great Lakes Training camp near
Chicago accommodates 1900 men !;
that Of Hampton Roads accomno-
dates 10000.
The number Of naval stations has
increased from 100 to 1888
The Marine corps has increased
from less than 10000 men to over
80, 900 The employees at the navy
yards have nearly doubled. The total
naval establishment now numbers
$40, 600.
In the beginning of the year there
were about 300 vessels of all types in
commission. Now there are more
than 1000 Many ships have been
reftted and sent to sea; scores of
yachts and power boats have been
furnished by private owners and are
searching for submarines.
The first forces to land In France
were from the Naval Aeronautic
Corps. The marines are always ready
and early in every conflict.
Tie navy has fourteen times as
many flying boats as 1t had in the
beginning of the year and thirty
times rs many men.
The navy has encouraged inven-
ton. 1t has had initiative. 1t has
met difficult conditions. Such men
as Thomas a. Edison are giving their
entire time through the Naval Con-
sulting Board and the results will
show In the service of the navy.
The navy has vigilantly protected
tions. These have gone across quietly,
and the first We have heard has been
their successful passage. We may
have confidence that everything will
be done that is possible to do.