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The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-29
Tips from Texas
(Dallas News)

(Dallas News)
 What has become of the old-fash- toned Congressman who used to say the tariff was the paramount issue
 Probably it isn't important, but haven't you wondered how a mer- maid keeps her powder dry.
 Our position simply is that no man ought to wear spectacles so large they look like an imposition on his nose.
 Of course 1t may be true that to- bacco affects the heart; but girls do, too, and we are in favor of both for the duration of the war.
 AS general thing, the kind of men who wears the low, reticient collar seems to imagine that is a modest way to brag on his Adam S Apple.
 Another thing-if all men are born free and equal how it is that some sleep all Summer under blankets and some under difficulties.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-29

MT. Taft says the Germans have sense of hu- It might be that it has been long since any thing has occurred that would appeal to of humor in Germany that MT Taft has forgotten.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-29

The indications that that retreat specialist may have much trouble in getting the German army into Berlin as Hindenburg and Ludendorf have had in trying to get it into Paris
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-29

Those German soldiers need not worry. Their brothers back in the ranks will get plenty of op- portunties surrender.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-29

The Kaiser just make his mind that the Germans going to be put back into Germany De- fore the Americans into America.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-29

Another of these Government departments has ceased to Junction. being able to turn out only T. 900 rifles in one day!-( Cincinnati Enquirer)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-29

Perhaps those Germans who are moving back to- ward the Rhine heard of the slogan. Eventual ly Why Not Know?"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-29

The bases are full and the heavy htters coming up
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-29

Everything is proceeding as planned say the and Courier)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-29
BITS OF BY PLAY By Luke McLuke Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer

No Joke Here is a good bet," Said Oswald Roe; "The older you get The less you know"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-29

The Cootie
 Mary Louise wants to know what a cootie is. She says she often sees the cootie mentioned in descrip. tions of trench life at the front. The cootie, Mary Louise, is a gray beastie by Circus Bee-Seam Squir- rel. He is as industrious as chig- ger and as hungry as a bedbug. He isn't so big, but he Is big enough to make a man admit that mairzel. The wee trench cootie makes you
 hot,
 You think he is a whopper And yet you should feel glad he's
 not
 AS big as grasshopper.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-29

Paw Knows Everything
 Willie-Paw, what is memory? .Paw-Memory is something that enables us to remember the money we lend and forget the money we borrow, my son.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-29
The Wise Fool

The Wise Fool Gan we see sOund?" asked the Fool
 No" replied the Sage. Then why do we say that thing looks like thunder?" asked the Fool
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-29
Oh, Doctor!

Oh, Doctor! The wise young M. D. makes us grin; He wears a learned frown; He goes and takes up medicine To make us take 1t down.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-29

You Know Him The rounder often gets you sore; His bills he never pays; He waits till he Is broke before He'll try to mend his ways. That is an insult that cant be overlooked" said Jones. What is?" asked Smith. "A spite fence," replied Jones.
 Blooey
 Some filthy Hun
 Is always nigh, So get your gun
 And swat the spy.
 -(Luke McLuke.) Some sneaking Hun
 Is always near. So drop no word He shouldn't hear.
 -Detroit Free Press.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-29

THE EMPIRES classifieds pay.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-08-29

Phone it to The Empire, No. 374.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1918-07-25

Sparta, spent the week end with Mr.
and Mrs Louis Hittesdorf at Waldwick
Mr. and Mrs Fred Caughlin and fam
lily of Belleville spent over Sunday at
the home of Mr. and Mrs John Cox.
Joseph Maust left Thursday for
Richmond, Va.
Miss Helen Mess is spending a few
days with her mother, Mrs G. w.
Mess.
Clifford and Mildred Cox returned
Thursday from Hazel Green.
Mr. and Mrs Henry Thrasher and two
sons returned Saturday from visit at
Cuba City.
Mrs F. o. Rochon and daughters re
turned to Crystal Falls, Mich, Friday.
Mrs Cameron Dancey, Mrs w. N.
Curry and Miss Pearl Harris spent
Thursday at Darlington.
Mr. and Mrs Casper Gerlach returned
to Belmont Friday, after visiting rela-
! tives here.
Misses Mary Gold and Mary O'Hare
returned to Chicago Friday.
Mrs S. S. Wilson and daughter of
Hazel Green arrived here Thursday to
visit at the home of Mr. and Mrs John
| Cox.
Mr. and Mrs Dwight Mercer are visit
ing at Beloit and GAINESVILLE.
Rev. d. D. Hishen has returned tx
Chicago, after visiting at the Hisher
home here.
Mrs Jacob Becker has returned t.
Chicago, after visit with her sister
Mrs Anton Gerlach.
Mrs George Buehner and son Of Hor
tonville are the guests Of her mother
Mrs John Peter.
Mrs Michael Bregenzer and sons O
Chicago are visiting her mother, Mr.
Gertrude Palzkill.
George Schaaf and Peter Arndt ha7
returned to Camp Grant, after spend
ing short furlough at their home
here.
Mr. and Mrs George Berg of Dodge
vile spent Sunday with Mr. and Mr.
George Schaaf.
Mr. and Mrs Arthur Ryan and daugh
ter spent few days last week with NJ
and Mrs Joseph Logue at South Wayne
Mrs George Lindsey visited with he
daughter Emma in Milwaukee las
week.
Miss Kathryn Darnell of Louisville
Kentucky, is the guest of her siste
Mrs W. ]. Penhallegon.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1918-07-25
Darlington Boy Is Killed.

Platteville Journal Private Alfred
Bishell of Darlington, Wis, is the first
member of Co. H. of Monroe to die in
France. He was killed by accident
about the middle of June by another
member of the company. Bishell had
just been relieved at post and was sit
ting down talking with the other men
men, Private Calagera Costa, was
showing the men how quickly he came
to a guard position the night before.
Just as he threw up the rifle he pulled
the trigger and the rife was discharged
The bullet hit man named France in
the cheek and entered Bishelps head at
the ear Bishell fell over dead.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1918-07-25
MINERAL. POINT OF TODAY
NOTES BY THE UE MOCRAT'S
NEWS CATERER

Otto Taylor Of Waucoma, Iowa, left
Saturday for Camp Pike, Little Rock,
Ark, after a visit with his grandmoth-
er Mrs Mary E. Taylor,
Mrs George Mari and daughter Mrs
Nicholas Palzkill visited Mrs Lewis
Smith at Willow Springs Wednesday
John Polkinghorn returned to Chica-
go last week, after visiting Mr. and Mrs
John Short and at Willow Springs.
Mrs Della Holland returned to Hol-
landale Friday, after a visit with her
father, John O'Dowd.
Mrs Walter Harris and Mrs Milton
Evans visited at Dodgeville Friday.
Born, to Mr. and Mrs Lewis Smith
OF Willow Springs, Tuesday, July IS, a
son. Mrs Smith was formerly Miss
Clara Mari of this city.
Henry Holmes and his sister Miss
Millicent Holmes returned Thursday
from business trip to Milwaukee.
Mrs Agnes Sweet and son returned
to East Moline Saturday.
Mrs John Thies is visiting her daugh
ter Mrs Carl Rock at Union Mills
Miss May Leahy of Highland ant
Maurice McDermott of Camp Robinson
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1918-07-25
NOTICE OF SEPTEMBER PRIMARY

State of Wisconsin, County of Iowa, sscounty Clerks
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that at a primary cleo
ton be held in the several towns wards, villages and
election districts of the county of Iowa one first Tuesday
of September, A. D. 1918 being the third day of said
month"; candidates for the following officers will be nom
mated:
A GOVERNOR, in place of Emanuel L. Philip, whose
term of office will expire the first Monday of January,
A. D. 1919.
A LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR, in place of Edward F.
Dthmar, whose of office will expire the first Mon
day of January, 1919.
ssA SECRETARY OF STATE, in place of Merlin Hull,
whose of office will expire the first Monday of Jan
uary, 1919.
a STATE TREASURER, in place of Henry Johnson,
whose of office will expire the first Monday of anu
airy, 1919.
AN ATTORNEY GENERAL, in place of Spencer Hav-
en-, whose term of office will expire the first Monday of
January, 1919.
A REPRESENTATIVE IN CONGRESS for the Third
Congressional District comprised Of the counties OF Craw
ford, Rchland Grant, Lafayette, Iowa. Dane, and Green
lin place of John NJ Nelson whose of office will expire
on the fourth day of March, A. D. 1919
A STATE SENATOR for the Seventeenth Senatorial
District comprised of the counties of Green Lafayette and
Iowa, in place of Plat Whitman whose of office will
|expre the second Wednesday of January, 1919.
!. CANDIDATES FOR MEMBER OF ASSEMBLY IN
IOWA COUNTY, in place of John T. Williams whose
term Of office will expire the second Monday of January
1919.
COUNTY CLERK, in place of 7. Harry Arthur, whose
term Of office will expire the first Monday of anuary
1919.
H. COUNTY TREASURER, in place of James H. Kendall,
whose of office will expire the first Monday of Janu
ary 1919.
SHERIFF, in place of Charles c. Warn, whose term of
office will expire on the first Monday of January 1919.
CLERK OF CIRCUIT COURT in place of w. E.
Williams, whose of office will expire the first Mon
day of January, 1919.
REGISTER OF DEEDS, in place of John H. Bray,
whose of office will expire the first Monday of Janu
ary 1919
| DISTRICT ATTORNEY, in place of T. M. Priestley,
whose of office will expire the first Monday of anu
airy, 1919
! COUNTY SURVEYOR, in place of R. L. Joiner, whose
term of office will expire the first Monday of January,
1919
! CORONER, which office is vacant.
Given under my hand and official seal
at the Court House in the city of Dodge
vlle this 5th day of July A. d. 1918.
:. [sEAL1 7. HARRY ARTHUR,
County Clerk.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1918-07-25
The Fault Is Yours.

Never complain that your confidence
has been betrayed. The fault is yours
for pouring unsafe talk into a leaky
mind You do not blame leaky pail
for leaking. Blame yourself for not
knowing it leaked.-Life.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1918-07-25
For Sale.

The John Crowley homestead in the
second ward; seven-room house. we'll built and
in good shape lot nearly one acre. This is a
good place and will be sold at a low price, to
command quick sale.
Inquire of the Mineral Point Real Estate
Agency at the Democrat office.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1918-07-25
KA|SER'S GREAT
ARMY IN PANIC
IN BIG RETREAT
Huns Flee Reims- scissors Area;
British Rushed to Marine.
TIGHTEN HOLD ON POCKET

Germans Burn Stores in Desperation
Must Give Up VesIe River as Rail-
roads Are Cut-French Regain
Old Front-Chateau Thierry
Is Taken and Terrible
Losses Inflicted on the
Enemy.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
REVIVED OLD APPLE STORY
Prisoner Related in Court That His
Adam and Eve Encounter Was
Caused by the Red Fruits.

Ever since Eve tempted Adam with
an apple there has been more or less
trouble" remarked james +. Deery,
judge of city court, says the Indian
apolis News, 'but this morning was
the first time that l have had an eN-
ample OF the trouble which may be
caused between a man and woman by
an apple"
A man had been arrested charged
with assault and battery on his wife.
The wife had tried TO shield him when
she took the stand, but admitted hay
ing had a little unpleasantness with
her mate.
When the man took the stand he
asked whether he should tell the story
from the beginning, and when told to
go ahead started by saying: Judge.
your honor, all this trouble was caused
by an apple"
Eyes, l have heard that story be-
FORE said the judge. Ihe Bible ef-t'
says that an apple caused trouble be
tween Adam and Eve, and most people
think that all of our troubles date 10
that time"
But this was a zeal apple" replied
the prisoner. "We had an argument
over IL and when my wife became loud
/ merely showed her away from me,
Then some nosey pelghbors called the
police"
"AlI right" said Judge Deery, "bu'
l believe the real cause of this trouble
is that you do not work steadily. Now
i am going TO let you go this time or
the condition that you heed some al
vice relative 10 steady employment
which n friend of yours is going Il
give you as soon ms you leave thu
courtroom"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
Plume Hunters.

Florida once upon q time was alive
with wild birds, says the Florida
Times Union. According to William
Il. Honaday, author of American Ma
tural History. no other state in Amer
lea, except possibly California, ever
possessed a bird fauna quite compar-
able with Florida. Florida bird life
was one of the wonders Of America.
But the gunncrs began to shoot and
shoot.
The plume hunters have practically
exterminated the roseate %spoonbill, the
flamingo, the scarlet ibis, and the
Carolina parrakeet, and the limpkin
and ivory-bille6 woodpecker have
about disappeared, largely in the in
terest of the millinery business to orna-
ment fashionable hats. The robin and
other song and misunderstanding birds
are fast going. Unless a stand is
taken by well enforced laws the wilq
bird life of the state will eventually
disappear and the multiplicity of in
sects must imperil OF destroy agricul
tural interests.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
Leu,ess Mountain Climber.

Snow-capped Mt. Hood, a difficult.
exhausting climb for the seasoned
sportsman, has been scaled by a leg
less newsboy. A few weeks ago, ac-
companled by two guides, n forest
ranger, and his wife, the newsy's de-
termination woa cut, according TO
Popular Mechanics Magazine. Part OF
the trip was Tade or horseback, but
when the steep grades were encount'
cred 1t was every man for himself
The newsboy was equipped with an i'm
proyised sled and blocks studded with
heavy spikes. These implements, how
ever. proved more Of a hindranct
than help and were discarded. Rails
ing himself on his abnormally strong
arms he fiung his body up the incline
several feet at q time and often made
hitter pv95ress than others o. IN
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
a Cenuine Patriot.

The school teachers on the East side
i'm New York are finding some inter-
esting material in the manner in which
alien parents are saving to aid in the
war. One little girl told her teacher
how "the folks at home" are going to
help. "My father and mother and me-
she said, "we made it on a piece of
paper last night. My father makes
SIS the week. and he pays for the rent
SIS the month. 81 for coal, SO for milk
for the baby. 81 n week for eats. Then
he gets left S4 the week. He gives my
mother 81 for clothes, ne keeps 81 the
week and puts 81 the week for the
wal savings. He does that SO long as
the war should last"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER

Has been used for all ailments that
are caused by Il disordered stomach
and inactive liver, such as sick head
ache, constipation, sour stomach,
indigestion. fermentation OF
food, palpitation of the heart caused by
gases in the stomach. August Flower
Is a gentle laxative, regulates digestion
both in stomach and intestines. cleans
and sweetens the stomach and alimen-
tary canal, stimulates the liver to Sc
crete the bile and impurities from the
blood. Sold in all civilized countries
80 and 90 cent bottles.-Adv.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion OF the ear. There 10
only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness,
and that Is by a constitutional remedy.
HALIyS CATARRH MEDICINE acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
OF the System. Catarrhal Deafnesn is
caused by an inflamed condition u the
mucous lining of the EustachAn Tube.
When this tube Is infiamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when II Is entirely closed, Deafness Is the
result. Unless the Inflammation can be re-
duced and this tube restored to It's nor.
NAL condition, hearing may be destroyed
forever, MANY cases of Deafness arr
caused by Catarrh, which Is an inffamed
condition of the Mucous Surfaces.
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
case Of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
be cured by HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE.
All Druggists TIC. Circulars free.
y J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
Under Control.

Mrs. FlatDush-Does your husband
come home to his luncheon?
Mrs. Bensonhurst-Oh, yes; every
day.
And does lie grumblc when it's not
ready on timer"
"He does not"
But you don't always have ii on
time for him. do your
Hardly yer on time
and he don't grumblef'
"He certainly does not"
why doesn't he grumblc, do you
suppose?"
Because I won't LET him.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
Needed More WEIGHT.

The lady OF the house shut her lips
tightly when she saw who had runs
the bell.
mo- she said, 'you were here in
December. i never give to y beggar
undeserving of help
Il wouldn't ave called. num- said
the tramp. seeing that he need cx-
poet nothing more from that house,
"only 'ome-madc cakes left like you
gave me a month ago. ! wants 10 en-
list, but of your little cakes would ave
put me right"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
homestead OF 100 ACRES FREE
Tommy Needed Them, Too.

The wounded Tommy writhed and
squirned az the masseuse, with iron
.fingertips, massaged his injured leg.
At last he burst out:
"'Arf q mo. What dyer think yer
a-doing Of? Ow.'
IT'S all right :" said the maSseuse.
I'm kneading your muscles"
The Tommy gently but firmly pulled
his leg away from the none too gentle
grasp Of his tormentor, and 5rcathed
som l."
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
Circumstances Evidence.

II say. Dick. what makes you so
suspicious about your girls letting 9TH
er fellows court her.
II put il 60 you. Bill. wouldn't II
make YOU Suspicious If your girls par
rot kept saying all the time you were
sitting with her. oh, don't, CharleyY"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
cuticura is So Soothing

To itching. burning skins. 1t not only
soothes but heals. Battle with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water. dry gently
and apply Cuticura Ointment. For
free samples address, "Cuticura, Dept
x, Boston," At druggists and by mail
Soap %, Ointment % and 60.-Adv.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
A ReIiaious CONTAMINATION.

Recently Il parcel was received In
the Toledo post office which for some
reason had To be opened. Ii was adj
dressed 10 ANY Soldier in France VIII"
Does Not Receive Another Present"
1t contained a Bible and n set Of box
ing gloves.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
A Bio parninu Bill.

In 1901. when the French govern
ment set out to have its state tapes
tries mended, IL was estimated ina,
the cost would be equivalent to $780,
900. The tapestries in question num-
bered 90.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
Not Possible.

.sThe architect spoiled that new po-
lice court
Couldn't be spoiled. A police court
is, of necessity, n fine building"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
The Eternal Feminine.

st. Peter-Right this way, ladies, to
get your halos.
Shade of Mrs. DeStyle-Now, Mr..
Peter, before L take n ! would like
tn know if YOU allow the privilege OF
exchanging 1t If l find when j get home
that ii doesn't fit?
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
A Harsh cynicism.

Marriage is u lottery" said the phil
osopher.
an that case commented the poor
misanthrope. "the anti-gambiing laws
are not enforced as they ought to be-"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03

With the waning Of the honeymoon
Cupid substitutes Il pair of green cog
giles for the ~r0se-colored glasses.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
No Proofs.

'"The sense of public honesty is grow
ins every day"
Cant notice that contributions 10
the conscience fund are getting into
the million class
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03

old Cause Headache and Grip
LAXATIVE BRONO I'M removes the cause.
There is only one "Bromo Quinine." q. w.. GROVES
signature is on box &c
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03

st. Paul is to entertain American
Federation Of Labor In 1913.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03

Some mems idea Of bcirx I chfistiaD
Is to look solemn.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
Natural Place.
In Which Sense?

Il hear the sheriff is after Maud
"Yes, | believe he has an attachment
for her"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03
Domestic Warfare.

"What did your wife do when yeu
got home late last night?'
''Fired a vase nj me-"
"That was rough"
"Yes, and she fired on u flag of truce,
too.r-Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1918-01-03

Only One "BROMO OUININE"
To get the genuine. call for full name
BROMO QUININk. Look Tor signarune OF n ".
GROVE. Cures q Cold in One Day. 5c.
The Delta independent., 1918-07-05
cEDAREDGE cHAUTAuoUA is
REMARKABLE SUCCESS

The chautauqua conducted at our
sister-city. Cedaredge. from the oath
TO the 2Sth of June inclusive closed
with most gratifying results. both to
the local people and the chautauqua
management.
NJ. E. Goodrich, superintendent; Mr..
Prouty, tent foreman, and Miss Mil
dred Carlson, juvenile superintendent,
are experts in their line. gentlemen
and lady of the highest order.
Mr.. Prouty conducted a field meet
for the boys during the week and
about a dozen lads won medals. Miss
Carlson had $50 children in the juve-
nile department all of whom were de
lighted with their work.
Despite the railway delays during
the week. every number was filled on
time and as scheduled, with the ex.
ception of the BOYD musical company
Mr.. Boyd was taken Ill at Grand juno
tion and his wife rendered the pro
gram alone Wednesday evening.
The two numbers which were OF
special interest. drawing the best
houses. were the Kuehn Musical Co.
with S10-house, and the White Hus
sars. with an $50 box office receipt
The seasons receipts ran 500 over
the guarantee and with this sum the
association purchased War Savings
Stamps. They have contracted for
next year and il is understood that
the surplus will be used next year for
some kind of war work as conditions
arising in the meantime may demand
The companies represented went to
Fleming. Colo, where they will doubt
less be equally as successful.
The Delta independent., 1918-07-05
CE FIVE CENTS
SENS seNAL WAR REPORTS
| = STAID LOCAL PEOPLE


As everyone knows, The Delta In
dependent has for three months been
issuing daily bulletins. The sheets
are not so large in actual space as the
daily papers in this section, but they
perform their mission well, do all they
ever promised to do-give the latest
telegraphic news of the days events
as received from the seat of war, as
we'll as from the United States.
The messages are delivered right
from the wire and converted into type
without any omissions or sensational
scare heads.
At various times the daily papers,
particularly the Grand Junction daily
Jews" have stirred the town with
wildcat reports of great conquests of
reliable dailies, these reports have
proven to be all bunk
These whole-cloth fabrications, for
a time, lead people to believe that the
Bulletin reports are not giving the
actual service, and in way, expose
us to ridicule in the minds of some,
but few comparisons of the Bulletin
with the dependable papers over the
country will disprove any such theory.
We have the service direct from the
seat of war. the United Press has re-
public may rest assured that if any
thing really big hapens we will get it
We don't go in for any Alice in Won
derland" stories, calculated to dupe
the public.