Arizona republican., 1918-05-19

HES, so II you Will please end your debut. I shall feel obligated" "Oh, Tillie! Tillie." l blubbered, regaining speech.-"Will you cruelty turn me into the cold, cold world? I worship the floor on which you tread, the seat on which you sit, and the curls which tip your tip! Fall into my arms, thou squeeze me tight" "Nothin' doin'!" she answered. For any man, gump enough to sit half an hour silent when a gals on the anxious seat, would cool the ardor of an icicle, and, believe me, mines cooled" Now fellers, let this be your example, and when the chance presents, act quickly, or, like me, you will lose your graft. Opportunity never knocked at my door since. I am still on the mourner's bench at
 40 s. CENTRAL AVE.
 PHONE 1776.
 NOW, JUST A WORD TO BUYERS
 AND DEALERS.
 In reply to the dealer advertising for "a carload of goods"-they are here for you. Show me the "wherewith," I'll fix you on the goods. Replying to these advertisers who think by peddling their household effects they make money, I will hold little sweet con- verse" with them, and convince them that their ideas are fairy dreams. To those who place stock in auction marts, I offer congratulations, as l can always buy there cheaper than by direct offer. When a dealer offers you two- thirds of the wholesale price on worn goods, isn't that going some Let me help you use your brains-A bed costs, wholesale, S20.00 Every merchant must be at an expense of 25 per cent. or more; he must add 15 per cent for profit. Now, you have paid $20.00 and 35 per cent, which is $27.00 You're not silly enough to presume l can not buy new goods as cheaply as this merchant, are you? Then, when new the bed costs me s20.00. You paid S2700 Ono less). You expect me to pay you for that bed, after long usage as much as the new costs, and, com ing here to buy. expect to buy that bed at half price. Consistency is virtue. Just set those mathematical wheels ot yours rolling. l don't ask no exorbi- ant profit, neither do 1 work for exer- cise, but no dealer, merchant, auc- tioneer, peddler, or hawker works or squarer lines than Ford. I'll give you g square deal, and want a square deal
 
 goods sell for cash. In the new furni. ture store, IA E. Adams, where only new goods are sold, my son will give you installment payments.
 GEO. o. FORD.
 Phone 1776. 40 s Central Ave.
 SLIGHTLY used Johnson binder, 1T perfect condition; also twine. Chesney Ranch, northeast Glendale, or phone 154S Glendale. 1
 SWEET POTATO plants, for price. Phone Phoenix Seed and Feed Go Phone 1O67. bl WANTED-To buy good revolver no junk, must have long barrel, prefe g or 3S. Must be a bargain, stat price and particulars in letter to Bo, 15G Republican office. d, A GOOD Standard make piano, g folding chairs, IS board benches. 10 gallon steel oil tank, good sewing ma chine. Phone 2OR2. b
 FOR SALE-2 performing monkeys reese and l spider. 3 alligator: Reason for selling, drafted in army | Apply to Hale or Gray, Room 21, Madi on Hotel, from 6 to p. m. b
 FIRST CLASS Garage tor sale, doin | SOOu buSlllSSS. bOA 1tG
 FRESH GOAT MILK-I2S4 Eas Portland. d 1 SACATON MEXICAN JUNE COR SEED. SELECTED STOCK. GE( ALKIRE. PHONE 715.
 | FOR SALE-Victrola nearly new cabinet size, No. XI; fumed oak fiji ish; twenty Al records. Addre TIC Republican.
 A SEWING machine only $5.
 clean and adjust all kinds of sewi1 machines S2; all work guaranteed. Otis O'Brien. 629 E. Washington. :. FOR SALE-Two kitchen cu1 boards and one kitchen cabinet.
 B. Cooper, 5S4 W. Madison. FOR SALES acres oats and a falfa hay. standing. Phone 3R5. FOR sALE-A piano. Phone 1R2 FOR SALE-12-gauge Winchest : automatic shotgun complete wi leather gun case, ram rod and shell like new. Been used very little; ou l fit cost S65; will sell at reasonat ) price. Phone 4321, James.