South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-11-03

partaDt RUE DuL We rear IL VIII
require military force TO compel our
milk men TO skim cream. They dear
ly love 10 serve double cream in
place OF regular milk-don't you
boys?
And. Lord, give our plenipoten-
tiaries sense enough TO safeguard
the world by insisting upon a peace
that will remove every HohenzOllern
alive or those TO come hereafter
ON anything resembling power.
discretion or influence for a thou
sand years.
Congress stops nearly three weeks
for the election. Let US hope that
our armies will not stop three min
utes. But it ought TO be said that
The brave boys in France have their
minds on less sordid things than a
craving for place.
Some men are born great, some
acquire fame, and every year a
bunch scrouge into the fat volume
of Who's Who" We observe that
the latest edition OF that palpably
incomplete work scornfuIy omits
our name as usual.
Will II. Hays Of the republican
national committee takes issue with
the president of the United States.
VIII is evidently afflicted with an
ingrowing case Of exaggerated ego.
The kaiser says he is willing for
Germany to be a republic If he can
be hereditary president. 1t won't do.
Can't he see what Germany's
trouble is? And hasn't he noodle
enough TO see that his only saliva
ton lies in a prompt application OF
the process of standardization while
self-eliminating is good?
A new species of anti-prohibition-
ist has made its appearance-one
that is opposed to prohibition but
against the saloons. This kind OF
ant! just wants to knock the Bar
out of Barleycorn.
Our advices from the township
are that the Penn Turkey will not
capitulate until there is an assur-
ance of about $4,000 indemnity in
the Wyatt farmers bank. This is the
ultimatum Of the porte as handed
over by Grand ViZier Lemon Sheets
of Turkeys empire that lies around
Mishawaka.
Gen. Ludendorff's resignation
shows that the war has reached the
stage in Germany where the high
command is paying particular at
tention to the Importance of getting
away while getting is good.
Times change and customs change
with them. Instead Of winning pop
ularity by pulling the British Hons
! tail, the candidates for the legisla-
ture and justice OF the peace will
with rosettes on the leonine caudal
appendage halfway between the fly
brush and the chine.
! The new styles call for the long
hobble skirt. The many girls who
! defy the fashion and continue TO
wear the short ones needn't explain
! their rebellious conduct. We can see
Why and we don't blame them,
/
Tighten up your belts, boys. be-
/ fore January there will be 100000
600 Teuts clamoring for meat, -four,
coffee and canned goods. 1t won't
/ be 10 minutes after they surrender
until they will be asking: For
Colts sake. how Tong will it be till
! dot dinner bell rinks?"
Marshal Foch has personally told
Field Marshal Haig that it was the
| English, Scotch and Welsh break
/ through the Hindenburg line that
/ brought about the German peace Of
fer, and this was confirmed by
| Frank Simonds in his story OF the
war which appeared in last Sun
days News Times. Sandy McTavish
I erstwhile Mishawaka piper, must
'have been among the bunch that so
distinguished itself. Losh, Sandy.
you will have something to talk
: about when you get back among US.
as will Ben Fetters, another Misha-
waka boy who is a prisoner OF war
| In Germany. and who was heard
/ from the past week.
The profiteer Is a cannibal who Is
too cowardly TO dare to give his real
! propensity free rein.
|
Apparently. when Sen. La Fol-
lette's garruIity ca pitulated. II was a
case OF unconditional surrender.
There are trifling hounds in this