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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-04-13
BOB PARMAN OFFERS

200 Hoy CARRIER ....................4i. Is
900 American oil ....................l. 20
100 American OH and Refining ...... isO
?uu Assurance on n Refining ..... t.tU
800 Gladstone Oh & Refining .,...... 90
1000 Sammles OIL Corr. At a Bargain
goo Oklamade oil and Gas.......... l.6O
sO9 Treasure State, al only...... rs
bO0 Usage Mutual OH and Refining 40
10 lvanhoe Petroleum m............... 10 so
500 Goidenstate Lead and Zinc..... 50
~ Home Refining At . Very Llow Price
90 Am. ! on and Refining ......... l15
200 Cool -Kola ................. 10
u Davis Mfg Co. Rotary Sep ... 10 90
Some Tropic Ice Machine to trade
for Ford or small car.
| Warted White Panther and Natl OIL
sl5 American Natl Bldg Walnut 1926
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-04-13

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wants .0 mortgage ru H.rrI
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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-04-13
Stephens County Leases

ructure as the Magnolia well, southwest
Duncan, and can be delivered at prices
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-04-13

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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-04-13
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE OR
TRADE

fOR BALE or Will take some trade
fire-proof brick business building on
fxchanGe avenue. near entrance TO
stockyards. Mra A. y. Kendall, ilh
,Weet 9Th ~.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-04-13

yQ8 9ALE-400 on State REFINING, 81 S.;
~ National Oil, $40. 40 Oklahoma
III N.sS; $50 Shallow OH, ALSO; loo Gar,
tNs0. 100 Iyanhoe, tis. SO; so Davis
Ea dLeo; ~ Dixie Engineering, 81. 2s
GonoAISd OIL. ts.Tb; list any stocks
III want 10 cell with The keystone Co
y y Murphy Blk. Enid. Okla
1ALE-Oi State Petroleum. oil
- 0sflning American on q Refin
yrnAcA d. C. Newman, Chickasha
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-04-13
Empire Brokerage
Company, Inc.
o Y. Robinson Maple 3OsS

nE1N n LbNQf fBlylJDWs
Investment Securities.
.-. Phone Walnut 1877
~ Colcord Bldg. Oklahoma City
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-06-27

Come in now, instead of later on, pick
out what you will require and have
them all ready to slip on when the 4th
dawns. These prices for Friday and
Saturday should surely tempt you.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-06-27

Finely tailored White Gabardine
Skirts. very latest models, with
novelty pockets. trimmed with
large pearl buttons-ldeal for
summer vacation wear; regular
:. $3.50 values. Priced S3.4S
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-06-27
Get Ready to Celebrate the Fourth of July

Whether you intend to go out to Lake
Front or take trip to some summer re
sort to celebrate the Fourth, we know
that there will be any number of things
you will need to tog yourself out in.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1918-06-27

Women's pretty new
Blouses OF Jap silk and
striped Tub Silk. several
styles TO choose from.
The Jap silks are IN
nile. gold. peach and
white. $500 q . 90
values at. SA.AS
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05

candidates and good political
others
all There who will be foolish
parade their Liberty Loan activities subscription
winning whereas reality they be entitled
And
then who will magnify their needs and thus seek to
the standpoint sympathy These methods
candl-
his and who is willing to sub
nit his people that basis Our that the less
parades his participation Liberty Loan Y NJ c. A
better will be his chances for election In these
things essential the
himself these activities rendering most worthy service an
doing his duty American citizen and the people
willing that he should capitalize these activities for political
purposes much his patriotic deeds Bet
cookie will hear Lawrence Phpps claiming election to the
United because of the he has given to the Red
will find Ollie Thorson asking be made
because of his activities OF the
local Red They proud to have had this
splendid work. but they paradng their efforts for campaign
purposes
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05
THE NEWSPAPER MANS TROUBLES

TT very voices it's troubles through its
columns In these times the business that hasn't troubles
enough of its isn't enough of business to count for muc and
has been deemed into troubled the o OF
troubles but the tomato said when struck the elder
co!ored the This yeah thing has fab enough
First the postoc department adopted rule by which expert
hydrogpher geological and traffic
must be employed the mailing of the humbes weekly to
ascertain the workings of the system
Then the following timehonored custom,
that will for advertising but that
army Red Cross and Liberty Loan ads
and sell them other patriotic business When it wants
uniform doesn't ask each business to buy and donate it.
but advertising. of course, is different.
Then the instructed to cut off all exchanges
abolish the free list give all they want to,
oiers contribute clothing to charity if they desire but the
newspaper nothing and trade nothing Why9
The interested reader may search
order paper reduce
consumption newspaper stock Is below the total used
during the emergency exists something
be done take the advice of hundred thousand
aies which enough day all the country
offices for year?
The newspaper be the goat and
willing be- but it doesn't exactly Notes of
thanks for publicity Uncle Sam eet but they don't solve
appreciation usually finds exprssstu
in the imposition of some new burden
Pardon this brief depression into the channels of disgust As long
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05
TOUCHIN' ON VEAL

HE difference between the producers and the retailers
concretely stated in the following Longmont Call
Elmer Montgomery last Monday shipped
Denver and sold them the stock yards Foryour them
brought 129 pound them
They all at aby
After Mr. Montgomery had disposed ready to re-
Longmon just for instance stepped meat market
down the asked of
outlets Sixty pound, he replied
Possibly this incident might explain something high
living! Somebody, evidently is making some profit
Mr. Montgomery candidate legislature proceeded
sell the atted calf
That's probably why he didn't bat the butch
er's unbatted.-Boulder Camera
ROM what the Post learn fellow Of
Grand junction making
district his candidacy for ought unnecessary
Cor Mr. Logan do anything pcn repre-
ueudpd.
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05
DISFIGURED BUT STILL IN THE RING

XxIE the Post not in the habit of parang its troubles and
w misforune think only advise
that while printing issue of September IA bolt dropped Of
the big cylinder caught the and before the
feeder conuld off the the which the Post has
been printed for twenty wrecked All efforts
have proved and have forced decide
the only remedy By this do entirely
for will have be content with which
other fellow has outgrown We heard
machines which will cost from 1929 500 and the
ton which how
mon Guess will have to make big drive if find little
these the meantime through
the neghborlnes of Editor Holmes and his
Avalanche office Well
times and trying to take philosophers view of the unort
condition and make the a bad
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05
HIsTORY'S GREATEST DUPE

r HE German kaiser is history s greatest dupe
had told that Britain would fight he had
been told Belgium would offer weak the
had been told that France had reached the
depths national gnec he had been told that he could destroy
the French within ninety days and that Russia could be out
the MONTHS he had been told that the United States
mercenay fight and unprepared back
subject he had been told that Mexico and Japan could
welded alliance the United States and that 600
this would strike decisive blow for
fatrand the the United States dared the
All this he believed and worldwide espionage system continually
bolstered his beliefs
What the kaiser thinking about his advisers 1t proba
BILE insisting the dynasty will forever but it
probable that much of his mental trouble due to his
nbo conviction that he the last Of his line throne
Denver Times
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05
NOW THE OPPoRTUNE TIME
r HERE never was a better time for closing the bre

for closing the breweries which
happen December l under orders There is
employees temporarily left useful
the material the breweries
deprived of Waly needed
oodsufs There vital for the coal they would have
There vital too, for the their
there far better for the
that would have been their product Besides July
the country under prohhon effective until
demobized Before time beyond doubt
the will have ratified prohibition amendment to the federal
constitution business December
they good Their will help win the for liberty and
decency in this word.-Duuh (Minn) Herald.
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05
THE REASON WHY

discovered why the Post is after Ernest
n Norris prominent attorney Denver. Mr. Morris the
fork something like $4,000
in connection with the Buffalo Bill and
guttersnpe of the red have
gotten it. trying him down their
own level.
per while the Post nuts
with and his proGeman methods that
be the
all their power help Murder Kaiser Bill by
stink po respectable and law
abiding 100 per cent Americans.
of the Leadvile Herald dDemocrat
should be padded cells They
allowed large-Buenn Vista Re-
publican.
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05
I AM PUBLIC OPINION

Ill men fear mel that Uncle Sam shall not to his
"A knees his bonds That position for
lighting But you have the to buy and do not buy
will make this No Mans Land for you!
will judge not by allegiance expressed IN mere words
Judge mad cheers boys march away
to whatever fate may have in store for them
will judge by the warmth the tears you hed over the
injured that from time to time
will Judge uncovered head and solemn men
in battle to shores for loving care
But wise am just will Judge you by the material AID
give facing death that live
and move and have your being in a world made safe
you-dont talk patriotism here unless your money
is talking victory Over There.
public opinion! AS judge all men stand or fall-Juge
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05

VXIIIIE political campaign and the people thinking
w dement's of the candidates and
gng they shall their the fifth
month"; there is another campaign which holding
people all the land and that the Liberty
in which to lend good old Uncle
all the needs for the work which is
pleasing the American people The from the
lift
little than first thought could
resolve with ervor than have heretofore
will make sacrifice possible and do everything
aid in ending this the only
ended-with victorious Now, let's all get under this
Fourth Liberty Loan project and lift.
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05

editors Colorado who adhere to the Demo
~ cratic hundred engaged in chewing
mouthu of effort it. If they had
would be forgotten and everybody would start
about but unfortunately the
furnish his
the That's phase OF politics
which ardent newspaper don't think of until it too late
|Gce)ey News.
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05

fun and grief this week and
home loaded with trophies while others have
returned empty majority of the disappointed
hunting fields the bombarment
fellows their thoughts turned to France
wish they there pepperng the Huns
stead shooting of
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05

plain whether he objects to
- third of the debt and postponng twohirds
quite plain that he wanted to make
speech he made choosing Monday the day him
week in which to think and possibly
Recollection of his attack Secretary Lane and his sub
explanation when fresh attack
this the treasury and 1t difficult for Char
ley SO ''hark from the tomb
might mistaken for wisdom Indigestion
seeking expresson.-Bouder Camera.
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05

r only thing do by the who good citizen
these days. and that to
his country requires of him. Here and there
making application for exemption the
fmy grounds possible 1t sacrifice thus and So and
refused local board there is great howl
people other good they
with
ground for exemption have stepped with Here am take
allowed for their country
they know be just These not the days to allow
little Inconvenience pecuna loss to stand in the OF one
obligation to his country.
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05

board has already
asked of the the country suspend publ
while the establishment tut of the question
papers published where there
being spoiled little
The supply short and given to
derstand that MUST the supply whether is
pleasing We good people list who
good gold They will all right
about that is not
enough They pay MUST sending them
There alternative We have choice the matter
boss Good people, much
dislike from list obliged do unless
your subscription S paid.
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05

QUAIL suffrage has been given It's death blow by the Democratic
L. party power and although President Wilson made
belated behalf it of avail Well that's the
will all kinds of foreigners
though proman public officers if they have only
declared their intention become citizens and then will deny
privilege mothers And that the Demo
nothing but
solid South which and always has been opposed to
suffrage.
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05

leaves enough and sufficient facilities to
which the demands, we shall continue to
dies down the men OF the country
going relieve lot of thoughts and some
ia. iiy.-G Greeley News.
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05
SUBSCRIPTIONS MUST
BE PAID in ADVANCE

option whatever
requiring advance
board which
all newspapers newsprint
this the
beginning pdin advance
basis and
in a
after months after
paid for
only
readily the publishers have
nothing orders
board
patri
consciousness Of
knowing Garfield
toward winning the
to the be
The Glenwood post., 1918-10-05

OORADO surely had her full share this of fine autumn
~ Here well started October and killing
frost vet It's the weather question
The evening world., 1918-03-07

epdemics OF imitation scalskin furv, hash riots, music 0 n staten Island
ferry boats and other crimes, ukulce outragcs, tea dansants and vari-
II other methods OF snipng, brown derbes, classical dancing oehed
oycrcoats and kindred atrocities.
Even II a lady is elected President, they will always be afraid OF
mice, and even II a woman is not elected President the b. r. I. Will
never run o schedule. SO Suffrage seems to be an unnecessary luxury
like the Dunshevikrs signature on a German peace document. Even II
Congress is Blondopublican o. Brunotocratc next season, there isn't a
chance OF the Kaiser and King George both using the same toothpick
this year. And even II the Kaiser and King George did both Use the
anne toothpck there would be n awful roar from the Etiquette Hounds
OF South Bend, Ind, who would rather have the peace violated than the
social and sanitary conventions. Everything must be run on schedules
even toothpcks
Which may be the reason why tho H. r. T. imngnes that their
scent refrigerator plants should be operated o a schedule. There is
no doubt that the b. r. T should be operated on-but not 0 n a schedule
II the b, n. T. carries out their threat to buzz along on a schedule, why
POPULAR Revolving doors could furnish round tHppers with a time table
stating clearly in Sanskrit just when each compartment OF the door left
the terminal and when It expected 10 arrive at Its destination.
The elevator systems in the Woolworth, Equitable and other down
town bungalows might publish time tables printed legibly In Eskimo,
This would enable elevator oddlcts to determine Just when the elevator
boys would finish their crap shooting convention o the roof and adj
journ to the ground floor. All the Times Square drug stores might
publish rendezvous schedules, which would help to straighten out the
rendezvous tangc which is now cogdng traffic in Times Square. So
many sweeties are waiting for their cheesehearts In Times Square that
all other rolling stock must be sidetracked. II there was a date schedule
printed in Monaghan for Times Square dates, Fort Lee sweehes could
meet their IIoboken sweeties at 745, Greenpont sweeties could meet
their Harlem sweeties at SIS, Flatbush debutantes could meet their
Bronx boys at $50, and there would be a chance for real authentic drug
store customers to get ear enough to the drug store to borrow the pen
and ink and ask what time 1t was. The propriotors are losing a awful
lot Of cash trade by not printing time tables,
Schedules would unravel the traffic snari wonderfully, or course,
nobody wants to know what time the next century plant Is going to
bloom or when HaIeys comet is going TO tag second base again but
time tables would come in handy on little things like four minute eggs
penny chewing gum machines and shoe shining paHors.
SCHEDULES should be introduced into every phase OF life. But We
can't force time tables o n a democracy. Like the Kaiser in Belgium, We
leave the ultimate decision up to a pebiscite.
Which, IS KipNng didn't say, Is another argument
The evening world., 1918-03-07

anything from a benedicton to an insun-according to the time. the
place, the proyocaion and your knowledge Of the art OF lovemakihs.
One man can kiss a woman in a way to make her feel a though he
had done her a favor o paid her a compliment, and another man
may kiss her in a way to make her feel as though he had taken her
pocketbook. And yet the psychological condition IN both cases may be
pure audaciy.
TO kiss a woman with your hat on-even your own wite-should be
1 a felony" in the eyes OF the law, punishable by some extreme
penalty.
To kiss your wife when she Is just winning in an argument, and
thus take the words right out OF her mouth, should be cassed as at
least a "misdemeanor"
To kiss her when she is right In the middle Of the coutortionists
act NJ putting UP her back hair should constitute grounds for a suit for
damages.
To kiss her when she has just finished putting n the last touch
Of camounage and is going down to meet the guests for dinner, and
thus ruin the beautiful ensemble of her face, is sheer frighfulness.
To kiss her apologeticany, Immediately after she has seen you
flirting with another woman, should be accounted a States prison
oHense' Ihere S nothing on earth so tiresome 10 a seasoned wife
as that familiar kiss of remorse" She KNOWS that you are sorry"
not sorry for what you did but sorry that she found you out. To
kiss her o n the morning after" a night at the club should come
under this head also.
On the other hand. t be able to kiss a wifes hand teuderIy and
enthusiasticany-you OWN wifes hand, mean-after two years OF
marriage should put you in line for a Carnegie Medal
ITO kiss any woman against her will should be a penitentlary onense
L and yet to kiss her and not pretend to THINK that It IS against
her viii should be a cause for investigation into your sanity.
To kiss any girl without first asking her to marry you, o r az
least limiting that you love her, is a cowardly act-as mean as letting
an automobile salesman take you for a drive when you have NO
intention OF buying the car. 1t should come under the evasion" act.
To ASK any girl II you may kiss her before doing so is merely
a slackers way OF trying to lay all the blame on her. 1t Is enough to
put you under suspicion as a Bolsheyist and should be punished under
the enemy allen laws.
To kiss a girl at the first opportunity Is caddish; to kiss her on
the second provocaion is boorish; to wait for the third chance Is
chivalrous-and to wait any longer Is foolish.
To kiss ANY woman against her will is a crime!
Well. | should say so! A kiss is about the only thing a woman
can keep OF dispose OF a she likes. in this State, without having her
husbands signature attached,
Her tooth brush. her vote and her kisses IRE a woman's sacred
property and privileges to do with a she pleases.
And yet, WHO would live in a "kissess world" or have a kiss.
less husband"
The evening world., 1918-03-07
Back to the Old Schedule
BY ARTHUR C"BUGS"O BAER

CoYnst WN g hr rs Publishing Co. THE Sew York Evening wothl
TVHE first co-cl election in New York was a shrll success, more
than 10000 blond and brunette votes being knitted by the Eirncs.
Not one OF he ladies' threatened not to shave until William j..
Bryan is elected President, which is a precedent for elections in America.
and also the reason why SO many BARRIERS have starved TO death in
Nebraska. The election developed the oldest Democrat in New York
kokomo II Manchuria, a young lady over q century Old crochetng
her nrst vote.
rlans. but very few Republicans ever reach that unrlpr old age, as It Is
impossible 10 live OUT Of office that long. Only one freak wager was
tabulated during Tuesdays election. A Titian-haircd voteress from
FIatbush threatened to never touch a powder puff to her ose until a
red haired woman was nominated for the office OF high heel inspector
for the charlotte russo district,
Now that the excitement OF the election Is over New York can
resume It's normal life or subway explosions, street cavetns. accidents
TO pedestrians, raids Of gambling clubs, butonhole makers strikes,
The evening world., 1918-03-07
EachSoldier Uses Fleeceof 20 Sheen

SOMEWHERE in the long line OF
-, supplies needed 10 maintain an
American soldier at the front
must stand a flock OF twenty sheep
Each of our lighting men will require
100 pounds OF wool a year, the fleece
o IA score OF the animals. A huge
flock Of 10000, 900 will be required to
make comfortable an army OF 1000, 900
men, These figures are given by the
United States Bureau OF Animal In
dustry, writes Frank G.. Carpenter.
Each soldier, OF course. will not re-
quire 100 pounds of wooden goods each
year. but as two-thirds OF the fleece
when clipped is dirt and grease. while
some OF 1t Is not suitable for making
cloth, that amount OF raw material
will be needed. This Is the full equip
ment Of a man in active service: One
overcoat, two service uniforms, three
suits Of heavy underwear. two olive
The evening world., 1918-03-07
First Bathtub Cause of Controversy,

7 IKE most new things, the bath
tub had to fight It's way 10 pub
nc favor. Americas first was
installed in 1912 and aroused a vlo-
lent controversy. its use being at
tackled by doctors, the press and even
by lawnmaking bodies. Only two
votes defeated an ordinance In the
Philadelphia Common Council to pro-
hibit bathing between Nov. and
March 10; Virginia put a tax OF $50
a year on tubs, while in ls45 Boston
made bathing unlawful except on
medical advice.
Adam Thompson installed u first
bathtub in his Cincinnati home. On
business trips TO England, he had be-
come familiar with the novelty, In
troduced there by Lord John Russell
In 1928 and taken up by a band OF
enthusiasts. The English tub, merely
an overgrown dtshpan, did not suit
Thompson's fancy, 50 he designed one
The evening world., 1918-03-07

drab shirts, four blankets, two mira
OF gloves with six pairs Of light and
Our pairs Of heavy weight socks.
This Increased demand comes at n.
time Of world shortage in wool Tn
1910 we produced 1921 900. 900 pounds or
wool; last year, 5000, 900 less. or
about enough TO make n suit for avarv
third person in the country. sinee
1914 the flock OF Australia, the great
wool producer has been reduced IA
5000 by drouth. while thousands q,
sheep In the warning countries have
been slaughtered for food. Vigorous
Mort are being made by the Depart
ment of Agriculture to increase woo,
growing in America. which NAV ha
aided by its great increase In nr,os
The civilian faces the possIbilItv ~
shoddy or wool and cotton clothes.
the soldier comes first, and The .ol.
dier's needs Wall be nlled.