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The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01
WEYERHORST IS ON TRIAL NOW
 BEFORE JURY
Defense Claims That the Doctor Is Being PerSe- secuted; Charges
 Are TrifIeS.

Dr Joseph Weyerhorst, physician or Douglas, was placed on trial this morning in the District Court on the charge of obstructing the draft The charges against Weyerhorst are that he refused to make the required phys ical examination on one man until he received the sum of S25 alleged due for professional services rendered at previous date, and that he offered to remove the eye of another man in order that he might not be called in the draft.
 The defense claims that Weyer- horst set date for the examination of the first man, but that the man returned before that time, after hav- ing promised to return with the $25 alleged due and that Weyerhorst, thinking he had come to pay the money and not thinking he had come for examination, told him to leave and come back at the time set.
 The defense claims in the other charge that while explaining to the man why defect in his eye was not sufficient to bar him from being placed in class | Weyerhorst said that if the eye were removed, 1t would exempt the man. The defense claims that triflng incidents have been seized on by the enemies of Dr. Weyerhorst to persectue the doctor
 The work of securing the jury was finished this morning and the jury is composed of c. B. Brandon, Sher- man Dewey, J. H. Montgomery, C. D. Christian, A. Magnuson, E. H Sherman, Peter Barken, J. J. O'Brien G. R. Jorgensen, J. W. Salisbury, J T. Mcqueen and Frank De Wolf.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01
HARRY MORGAN MAKES. FINE SHOWING IN
 NAVAL EXAMINATION

J. S. Morgan has received letter from his son, Harry Morgan, who, re- gently passed his examination for en- trance to thes United States Naval Academy at West Point, in which the latter gave the grades he made at the examination. His average was 80 per cent, 20 per cent. higher than the requirement.
 The examination was very severe, and one that many college men failed to make Before he was examined at the Surgeon Generals office for the physical test, young Morgan's ratings from the mental examination were shown to the SurgeOn-General. The latter expressed astonishment at the fine showing made, and said to a subordinate. Eve must get this young man through"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01
NOMINATIONS ARE MADE BY
 REPUBLICANS
Primary Will Be Held in Ju- neau Next Tuesday to Vote on Nom-
 nations.

Nominations were made at the Republican meeting held in Ponds 2x4 hall last evening for delegates to a convention that has been called to meet at Juneau, June 14th. From those nominated 30 delegates will be chosen at a Republican primary to be held next Wednes- D. m. in w. H. Cases store. A com mittee consisting of Ray H. Stew ems, H. I. Lucas, Royal M. Shep- ard and Cash Cole will look after the votes.
 The meeting voted to allow the Club executive committee to with draw any names of those nominated who do not care to serve as dele gates, and to substitute others. The 30 names getting the highest vote at the primary will be declared the delegates for a Republican conven- tion to be held in Juneau at which the Republican Legislative ticket for the First division will be filled out. Those nominated last night are as follows:
 w. H. Case, Sidney D. Charles, Peter Carlson, Cash Cole, Peter Cor des, Dr. l.. P. Dawes, H. L. Faulk- her, H. H. Folsom, c. w. Freis, William Garster, M. J. Gleason; R. A: Gunnison, E. P. Kendall, Rob- ert Kennedy, Mrs. Emma c. LeFe- vre, H. B. .LeFevre, John Lund,, William Lott, H. 1. Lucas, Byron i, Lippins, James McKanna, Guy Me Naughton, John Mclaughlin, Nose Merryweather Hector Mclean, Dr. Wm. Palister, E. M. Polly, John Rustgard, Mark E. Russell, Ed. c. Russell, John Reck, R. E. Robert son, Lloyd Ritter, Ray H. Stevens, E. H. sherman, R. M Shepard
 Louis P. Shackleford, John T. Spick- ett, Emery Valentine, Grover c. ] Winn, Wright Wenrich, Sigard | Wallstedt, J. T. White.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01
NORTHERN LIGHT PRES ENTERTAIN CHURCH

(Cor. Fourth & Franklin) Rev. George Gladstone Bruce, Pastor Morning worship at II a. m.
 Subject: Well Stored Memories. T Bible School at 12:15 D. m.
 Sunday School at Thane, 10 a. m Evening service at o'clock.
 Subject: 'The Widows Son Rais- ed From the Dead" Mid-week service for prayer and Bible Study on Wednesday evening at 8 o'clock.
 You are cordially invited to attend all the services of the church.
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CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
 CHURCH

Sunday services will be held at n a. m. in the Church of the Chris tian Science Society of Juneau on Fifth Street between Main and Sew ard Streets. The subject will be: Ancient and Modern Necromancy, Alias Mesmerism and Hypnotism, De- nounced"
 . Free Reading Room at the Church Wednesday and Saturday afternoon from to 5 o'clock.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01
METHODIST EPISCOPAL
 CHURCH
tJ. T. Mcqueen, Pastor.)

tJ. T. Mcqueen. Pastor)
 Order of Service Morning service at Il a. m. Voluntary, selected. Hymn The Apostles Creed. Prayer. Scripture Lesson, Psalms. The Gloria. Scripture Lesson, Testament. Offertory. Announcements. Hymn. Sermon, "The Triumphs of Faith" Prayer. Hymn.
 Benediction. Sunday School, 1915 o'clock. Evening worship, D. m. Voluntary, Selected. Hymn.
 Prayer. Solo, "The Endless Day." Johnson
 (Mrs. s. B. HalD Sermon, The Price of Success" Hymn.
 Benediction. A cordial invitation is extended to all to attend these services.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01
PRESBYTERIAN NATIVE
 CHURCH

David Waggoner, Pastor 10:30-Bible Service.
 7:00-Evening Service. Wednesday, Mid-Week Pray CT meeting.
 A cordial invitation is given to attend these services.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01
HOLY TRINITY CATHEDRAL

(Fourth and Gold Streets)
 Rev. G. D. Christian, Dean.
 Rev. A. E. Butcher, Canon. First Sunday after Trinity Celebration and administration of the Holy Eucharist at II a. m. with sermon. Canon Butcher will preach. All are welcome to attend and take part.
 Church School. 12:30.
 No service in the evening-Servic-
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SERVICES .THANE

Dean Christian will give a service in the School House Sunday evening at seven o'clock and will preach on "The Christian Faith and the War" Essentials to Win," and those who did not have chance to join in the national day of prayer on Memorial Day are offered an opportunity to have some part of it.
 As it is, also only possible to give an occasional service at Thane, every one is asked to make special effort to attend tomorrow.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01

For . little chat an6 bite to eat there's no place like THE GASTI- NEAU - ANY TIME. ALL THE TIME. ANY TIME. ss'
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01
PEERLESS FREE READING
 ROOM

Chas. c. Personens, Leader
 There will be regular Gospel ser. vices every evening of the week, ex cept Tuesday, at o'clock. Every. one is cordially invited to attend these services.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01
CATHOLIC CHURCH
SoIemnity of Corpus Christi

SoIemnity of Corpus Christi
 5:30 a.m.-Workingman's Mass.
 500 a.m.-Communion Mass, at which seven of the parish children will receive their first holy commun- ion.
 10:30 a.m.-High Mass, with Expo sitipn of the Blessed Sacrament.
 7:30 p.m.-Renewal of Baptismal vows by the first communicants; In- struction and Benediction.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01

If you want first class eats come to the Alaska Grill. SS'
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01

Dine at the Gastlneau. Concert every evening.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01

Headquarters for Ladysmitb coal. Juneau Transf. Co.,, phone 48.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01

Private boxes and banquet rooms for parties. Alaska Grill. ''
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01
TOBACCO FUND FOR OUR BOYS
 PRESENT DATE

The total of the Tobacco Fund donated The Empire for "our boys in France" today is as follows:
 Harry Morton, Douglas ... LOO
 Total to date .........$S42.SO
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01

We still buy. sell or exchange ranges, cook stoves and heating stoves; good prices paid for good stoves. Sanitary Plumbing, phone ll3, 245 Willoughby ave.
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es by the Clergy at Douglas and
 Thane.
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WANTED-HeIp

homework; apply Mrs. R. E. Rob- ertson.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01

FOR SALE-Singer sewing ma ehihe. used one year. $37.5o: Mon ageh range. $50 also Great Western uonting Stove. $30; phone or A.. ID HAND T1fnRsfs for sais e fu116nntob pfsssa. AiAska Tsrni. enee C.
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WANTED-To Rent
WANTED
MISCELLANEOUS

SCHOLARSHIF5-A scholarship you might select in the International Correspond ence School, Scranton. Ia iddraea scholarship. Empire.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-06-01

FOR SALE, CHEAP-Two-stor strictly modern house: seven rooms and bath; furnished; stoge; second story could be used as separate apartment; good fence. convenient location; few minutes from Douglas wharf. Box 1, Treadwell.
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WANTED-Situation

LADY ACCOUNTANT would like small sets of books to care for day or evenings-34, Empire.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-08-09

I'D make 1t worth while. II You could
put an end to him." Pancho said. hes
itatingiy. Then, recalling some OF
those stories about Colonel Cobo. he
added, There are VI Of them. you
know. q boy and a GIRL"
"Ah, yes! I remember"
Il can direct you to the house Of
Asensio. where they live"
"Um-ml" Cobo was thoughtful. "A
girl. How old IL she1"
Eighteen"
ugly ~ m alligator. I'll warrant"
"Ha! The most ~ravishing creature
in al Natansas. All the men were
mad over her"
Colonel Cobo. the guerrilla, licked
his full, red lips and ran . strong.
square hand over his curly, short
cropped hair. "You say You know
where she-where they are livingf"
"Ah. perfectly! It's less than q
nights ride. There's no one except
the boy to reckon WITH"
"How much is he worth to your
UIuUlIJ lnQuliCu tuC OOlUAGAs 00U SUSlO
sat down to make the best terms DOS
sible.
do you think he received my let
ter" Rosa asked Of her brother one
evening as they sat on the board bench
by Asensio's door. 1t was a familiar
question to Esteban; he had answered
it many times.
"Oh, yes" he declared. Lopez mes
senger got through to Key West"
Then why doesn't he Gomez"
But. my dear. you must be patient
Think Of his dif1culties."
This subject always distressed young
varona; therefore he changed It
Come! You haven't heard Of my good
fortune. l captured another nne snake
today, q big. sleepy fellow. Believe me
he'll wake up when I Get Ore to bill
tail. He'll 60 like the wind, and with
every foot he goes away will 60 more
Of Pancho Cueto's profits"
you intend to burn more Of hii
1sldsr' absently inquired the girl. III
seems terrible to destroy our owl
property"
Esteban broke out sxcitedly: hl
could not discuss Pancho Cueto with
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1918-08-09

sand so, Mr.. Pills." the elderly wom'
an remarked to the country druggist,
poor old Joe Is dead"
"Yes." replied Mr.. Pills, Joe died
very early this morning. he was IL
the store here only last night"
"Yes, I seen him." went on the Gus
toner, "and I said to myself, Poor old
Joe, he's a goner he's going .Ovel
there for medicine"
The chemist was anything but
pleased, and the oma seeing she waa
misunderstood, endeavored to set mat
tiers right.
Il don't mean to say, Mr.. Pills." she
explained hurriedly, 'as how your
medicine killed him. nowt o. the sort
Old Joe never did like physlc, and I'm
sartin he'd never have took the risk
o. comm here if he'd had q chance o
livingv'
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8oeooo0 WNeopoco0s IN ~ We'll
cot. Losing coatroa q hmaoaf. sWould
ye1 permit that traitor 70 fattea upon
the pee0ts Of our plantationsl shall
rula him. - ~ ruinod -"
Hooa sAook her dark had sadly.
sAoA ~ ars Indeed ru1ned. Think q
sur beaut1fnl ho1se; al saI beautiful
tAlAe. teel We used % eoaadsr our
solves poor. bst-how little - knew
= fsal Dovssty. Thseo ars - many
tAlae I want. Have ws nothing lsfti''
II thought It bsse . buy thoss rinss,"
~ bceehee murmured. dropplng hls
go. n vas one chance In . NH
lloa."
Mo doubt Il W.. Il seems thoss
Spanlards win ell their souls."
~Ekactly. We can dig food from the
sarth and pl1ek Il from to trses. but
rod Aausers doa't grow o. every
bush. Bssidse. q what ne would
monsy b to - WIEN ~ have - placs
b spsnd itr'
sTruei" Aftsr . momsnt Roea
unused aloud: T wonder u O1sto found
tho trsasursf r only ~ had that--
sHs didn't Ind 4" Ests6an declared,
positively. 'I"-hs hesitatsd-'T think
know Why he didn't ! thiak ! know
where e II"
.whsrs = it1' b~rsathlsssiy Inquired
the girl.
After 1 furtivs look over his sAosl-
lsr Esteban whispsrsd. lin the well"
You're joking"
mo, not Think Tor yourself. II
was old Sebastian who dug that
we'll
sYoa.s
.And 10 alone shared father's conf
dsoce. That sunken garden was al
aebastian's work. No one else VA a.
lowed to tsnd e. Whyl ri tell you-
They feared 70 1T anyons elss draw
~ watoes Ioobel eoasched 1ee yooso:
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9seooan and hle Sejl0ssorD a.
rive ~ tiso oooNo II he ntolk o.
tims. What happened MAsn
they eNeevntesed celenei cene
and HE men 10 ted IN The next
lnseAllWenE
(To DE coNT1NUED.1
Many WIN Claim spitzbsresn.

Many VIII CLAIM 1plexooe0o0.
More than 300 years ago IN 1914.
James l Of England. formally claimed
spitsAsresn. The Auscovy company,
4 British concern. VA ordered ITO mp
hold the kings right 70 opitsbefgen"
b. IN order IN council. That claim
va allowed % lapse 10 the same man.
uer n which the Russian claim lapsed,
the Britons s~aterestsd In the country
~.
with the end o. the war old data
viii - dug up. With records Of con-
oarauvoly recent times. to bolster the
contentious Of The various elaimantA.
. Spitxbsrgsn u sure to occupy .
prominent place IN north European q.
fairs. Uncle Sam Il happily out Of the
matter because Of the sale By the Arc.
dc Coal company. although judC.
lne b. precedent Il never was likely
that this country would 50 % faf .
70 desire to exercise suxeFainty Over
the land. Such . course was urged
II America IN 1912 and 1911.
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my quarters, and I'll show you Z map,
II you're interested"
Il am" said O'Reilly, and, rising. he
followed his new acquaintance.
VII.

The Spanish Deubloon.
On the whole, Pancho Cueto's plans
had worked smoothly. After denounc-
Ing the varona twins a. traitors he had
managed to have himself appointed
trustee for the crown, for all their
prOpsrties, contamination for which he
had worked from the moment he read
that letter Of Esteban's on the morn
Ing sitter Donna lsabel's death. That
there was 4 treasure Cueto had never
doubted. and, once the place was his
to do with - hs chose, hs began his
search.
Commencing at the lower edge o. the
grounds. he ripped them up With Z ~
nss u dsep trsschss and cross-cuts.
Il was . task that required the labor
q many men for several weeks, and
when Il was 1nlshod there wal scarce
y Z growing thing LEFT upon the place.
Only . few g tAe larger trees ~
maino6. Cseto Was disappointed ct
0ndins nothin9. but 10 Was not dis
eo9Eaged. Next he tore down the old
slave barFacoons and the outbuildings.
afte9 which he completely wrecked the
rsal6sncs itBsl1. h pullsd Il apart BIT
b. Bit br1e4 By bfick. He svs1 dug up
IL foundat1oos, but without tAe reward
- - mueA - dnois psssta. ~
nally, when The villa was but . AeaD
Of rubbish anA the gEounde scar
upon the sleDe q La Cumbrs. ~ de-
sisted. ba0ed. incfsdulous, while al
Aatan1as laughed at him. Having eae
rincsd his choicest reGldeAce, he ~
tired In chagrin % the plantatlon Of
L. Joya.
But Cuoeo Wno now nan WITH q
erievanee. He burned With rag, and
his contempt Tor he boy and Csl he
had wreaoed soured Into hatred In
time 10 began to realise also that -
long @ thsy lived thsy weald jsop-
ardlss hls tenure q tAslr property.
Public feelnG o present. Wa high;
thefe VA inteaee blttsgnAss against Ill
rebels: bot dc WaS weuld - so0s
day. What then1 Coeeo asked him.
self. Sympathy - ~ . ~ ade
q tho woak md eDpgeesea. There
wo1ld eoms 1Ay e rsekoninG.
~ r % swsa ~ alecomAt1gs asd
sG1sagtAea Ais feass. ct 1fem IT, hllls
@ IT, head g IL xumud iesned ru-
morn q . littls ban1.sl gsesEllleFoa,
unAse ~ la6eesn1D g . beardless
boy-a ban1 = blesls whe wsgs nak-
lne ~ uU9ae S1llaU euaea1e IT, opanr
- seo0k1ag Dofo1A.
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Why He Quit.

sand have you always been q
tramp?" asked the strong-faced WON
an at the back door.
mo, no., ma'am," was the seedy one's
reply. II used to be a drug clerk uy
In Maine"
And why did you give up that occu
patton, pray?"
"Well, you see ma'am. since o
ems rights have been established, !
couldn't stand the ladies coming up tc
the soda fountain and winking at me-
-YOnkers Statesman.
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cUET0's TREAcnERY BRINGS NEW PERLs UPON
ESTEBAN AND ROSA

synspsls-Don Esteban Verona. : Cuban planter. hides his wealth
-0oney. Jewels and title deeds-in Z well on his estate. The hiding
plass u known only to Sebastian, Z slave. Don Eatebanis wife dies 1t
he birth Of twins Estsban and Rosa. Don Esteban marries the
avaridou9 Donna Isabel. who tries unsuccessfuly to wiring the secret
Of the hidden treasure from Sebastian. Angered at his refusal, she
urges Den Dstsban % cell EvangsMna. Sebastans daughter. Don
EstebaA refuses, but In the course Of Q gambling orgie, he risks
Evanesuna It cards and loses erased By the loss Of hs daughter.
sebastian hills Don Esteban and IL himself killed. Many years pass
and Donna Isabel IL unable to ind the hidden treasure. Don Mario
rich sugar merchant. seeks to marry Rosa, who has returned from
echool IN III Untsd States Johnnie OReily. an American. who loves
Rosa, wins her promise to walt for him until he can return from New
YoeA. Dcona Isabel falls to death while walking In her sleep. Estebans
connection with the insurrectos 10 discovered and he and Rosa are
compelled % dee. II New York, OReiny gets 4 letter from Rosa tell.
ing Of her peril and urging him to rescue her. OReily Immediately
returns to Cuba.
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Too Earlx.

Too Early.
"Can You quote The Rhyme Of the
Ancient Mariner"
NO." replied Mr.. Dubwaite. ut has
been q long time since / read that
poem. but ! distinctly remember that,
while the mariner told q corking good
story Of adventures at sea. he made no
reference to Observation-Disclosures
Age-Herald.
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ereuaht War Int Hewe,

The beginning Of hostilitiss betwe0
italy and Austria vas the cause q Dir
liar activity u. the household q A
thony Sokelic. says hiA wife. formerly
Baroness Blanca Alessi, IN her divorce
complaint. nled ct New York.
"He u ! Croatian," che alleges,
'ahd I an m Italian baroness Ho
has been . raving maniac ance cur
respective countries got into ma -
throughIs
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Woman,s Way.

Putience-She's not satisfied with
her new photographs at all.
Iatrice-l don't know why not.
They make her look younger than she
really Is.
Il know that, but she expected t.
have 'em look v younger than she
Gays she Is"
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compelled 70 dee. In New York, 9
ing Of her peril and urging him {,
returns to Cuba.
CHAPTER vii-continusd.
OfReilly read the label. ITS bit
hers," said he.
1.Blttsrsl And I asked for yellow
= giass Of agwa with yellow" Branch's
voice shook. I'm dying Of q fever.
and this ivory-billed toucan brings me
y quart Of poison. Bullets" It was
inposstbls to describe the suggestion
q profanity with which the speaker
oolored this ~innocuous expletive. "Weak
- I am, I shall gnaw his windpipe."
10 barred his teeth susgestively and
Saloed two talonlike hands.
The waiter was pushed but not
alarmed. He embraced himself ~ his
Guseomer had done, and shuddered |;
1Aen poinung ct the bittsEs, he nodded
Oee1raGlno1y.
Orally fogestaIled N 0utburst By
Aganslating his eountryman's wants.
On vaso ~ aqua con Aisao." sald he.
- the attso1ant ~ oil apologies.
10 yoa 0eak ~ linoor' marveled
DNnGh. wei. I caa't ct the
nng - 4 Dooft me- 4 Dont IKE
Mn1thlaG 0Da11nA. HI q Z country.
bnnrt hAwhero ~ jeo =. sysllsw' and
- buttse - 4eaak = I'm yeu.' and
49,"
O'Rsilly lauGAed ~You'vs bssn
oendying i eulde book, with complste
Dosary q epaAlsA phrases.'s
Mr.. DraneA noeded llstisssly. Tn
jNnppoeed to rspest Ills insuEssetion.
1T IL opanlaeoD wea't IT M TAay
to11t - stu9 - ~ tAemsslvsa. Tn
osttins t1rsd = ~ fasea"
~osiae Asasr
~Doast Aars." II spsaksr tappsd
IL ceneavo GAaGk sDum lungs. I
Gnme 1sws Asrs q shuf1s "a. and I'm
Waltins Tor e - Aappea. What brings
tysu 20 CubArs
TN hsrs for ny haaltA, too." Ths
real Invalid sears1. = havs sAsuma-
11nm..
.osane - sweat q eut. ~ Well.
Nheeeis soothing 70 - but sweat
Draneh was rached ~ coughing
paam hat sAook - reedy frame
t~swsat ana cough. Dullstsl no nils
1ake ebost tAa4 hospeeal bark. u
NAeceT Whea - haA rGninsd his
AFoath - rid: 'sooo heeOi Tn golng
- The = cAAnee wtth yeu. foe I IKE
yVor lee1a ~ neWspapee work u .
11o4;ls0oa1 aonA eneaoA stu9 . keep
- 1llvo. $3.50 Aees = cuee ny
- anA-l wonf 30 = hslD -
6d1rlly 1920 q ~ - II s1s-
- 1lsw - ! - yesv -
tallagn - M -.
sW1GA ~ WAesoF
- ~ ias1sEsehsA = ss1fsa.
- - - 80 othee 11sdly.
1890 nahm - tAlnk-" ORALLY
80 - = 70 - . AnaeAl
1oGhs hne9 WAot y0NR 0mo -
xDo1n1 o1nnm1oe: tAeeefs ! stoey
- No1s e1e eone - soms
Ds1mo SpMO - toaeA tA0 how
~ 49,. - Cd lneWs tAey
mo1rnenoal AayheN. eanft
- fAnt rAeuna11e1 TN. !
4 - alohG - - : MI TAks
- ys1r
- $500 III. bane1e your
- lneNifsa e1riossay.
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Dinks-What was the matter with
the wedding party1 The bride tot.
tered, the best man looked groggy, and
q of the ushers collapsed at the door.
What was the cause OF IT.
Winks-Too many rehearsala.
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"Have you. any idea Of the amount
OF money you waste every year on to-
bacco1' inquired the severe-looking
man.
NO. replied the serene man. sYou
know II ! kept figuring on what Il cost
I might not enjoy smoking sufficiently
to make Il worth WHILE"
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A Serious One,

Yesterday was the turning point
10 Jiggsby's career"
"How sol"
"sHis auto turned turtle.s
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4 DANCER

n Danger.
Sometimes We vainly eook 70 beast
OF service IN the fray.
An whom we're bent Oh holpiu' most
We're gettin' In the Weyi
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Have you ever seen an italian sun
eetf' asked the artist.
mo, ! never have" replied the lady
IN the studio.
well. that painting Of mine over
there II an italian sunset.
"Oh, reallyl And does It look any.
thing like thatf's
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The ReaaoI

The Reason.
$50 the bride eloped With tho
groomsman. Why DO you suppose sho
did that"
because 10 Wa the bert man.s
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oNerconAdence.

overconndence.
That optimist. howe'er polite,
Should 80 on his way unheeded.
Who says that everythin's all right
And hard work isn't needed.