The Ordway new era., 1918-06-07

More than once In u hospital have
seen n titled Red Cross nurse fetching
and carrying for wounded soldier.
perhaps the one who In civil life de-
livered the coal at her back door. To-
day she does not shrink from lighting
his fag or even washing his grimy
body.
Tommy admlres Albert OF Belgium be-
cause he is not pusher of men; he
Leads them. With him IT'S not case
of take that trench" 1t Is come on
and we will take it."
1t Is amusing to notice the different
characteristics of the Irish. Scotch and
English soldiers. The Irish and Scotch
are very impetuous. especially when 1t
comes to bayonet lighting. while the
Englishman, though trifie slower,
thoroughly does his hit; he Is more
methodical and has the grip OF bull
dog on captured position. He Is
slower to think that is the reason why
he never knows when he is licked.
Twenty minutes before going over
the top the English Tommy will sit on
the fire step and thoroughly examine
the mechanism of his rifle to see that 1t
is In working order and Will fire prop
erly. After this examination he Is sat
isfied and ready to meet the Boches.
But the Irishman or Scotchman sits
on the fire step. his rifle with bayonet
fixed between his knees, the butt Of
which perhaps Is sinking into the mud
the bolt couldn't be opened with
team Of horses it Is so rusty-but he
spits on his sleeve and slowly polishes
his bayonet; when this is done he also
is ready TO argue with Fritz.
1t is not necessary to mention the
colonials (the Canadians. Australians
and New zeninnders). the whole world
knows what they have done for Eng
land.
The Australian and New Zealander
is termed the "Anzac," taking the
name from the first letters of their Of
ticial designation. Australian and New
Zealand army corps.
Tommy divides the German army
into three classes according to their
fighting abilities. They rank as fol-
lows: Prussians, Bavarians and Sax
ons.
When up against a Prussian regi.
ment 1t Is case of keep your napper
below the parapet and duck. A bang
bang all the time and a war Is on. The
Bavariuns are little better. but the
Saxons are fairly good sports and are
willing occasionally to behave as gen.
tlemen and take it easy. but you can
not trust any of them overlong.
At one point of the line the trenches
were about thirty-two yards apart.
This sounds horrible. but in fact 1t was
easy. because neither side could shell
the enemys front-line trench for fear
shells would drop into their own. This
eliminated artillery fire.
In these trenches when up against
| the Prussians and Bavarians, Tommy
had hot time of 1t. but when the Sax
ons took over" II was a picnic; they
would yell across that they were Sax
ons and would not fire. Both sides
| would sit on the parapet and carry on
conversation. This generally consist.
ed of Tommy telling them how much
he loved the kaiser. while the Saxons
informed Tommy that King George
was particular friend of theirs and
hoped that he was doing nicely.
When the Saxons were to be relieved
by Prussians or Bavarinns. they would
yell this Information across No Mans
Land and Tommy would Immediately
tumble into his trench and keep his
| head down.
II an English regiment was to be re
lieved by the wild Irish. Tommy would
| tell the Saxons. and Immediately vol
ley of "Donner und Blitzens" could
be heard and IL was Fritz's turn to get
crick in his back from STOPPING. and
the people in Berlin would close their
| windows.
| Usually when an Irishman takes over
trench. just before stand down" in
the morning. he sticks his rifle over
the top, aimed in the direction of Ber-
lin. and engages In what Is known us
firing fifteen shots in minute. He
is not aiming at anything in particular
just sends over each shot with q
prayer, hoping that one of his strays
Will get some poor unsuspecting Fritz
In the napper hundreds OF yards be-
hind the lines. II generally does; that's
the reason the Boches hate the man
from Erin's isle.
The Saxons. though better than the
Prussians and Bavarians, have a nasty
trait of treachery in their makeup.
Empey, questioning a German II
| prisoner, finds he's from New ii