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Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1918-08-24
TO TRAIN SOLDIERS

FOR CITIZENSHIP
Nii1WCAS'TLE,ON.TY1NE. July h.
To take UP the position Of Director of
Education on the lines OF eommuniea
ton in France, Professor Sir William
Henry Iiadow of Armstron College,
has been granted leave OF absence
from his College work
In France he will organize and
train soldiers for the duties OF eiti-
zenship ami 50 that when they return
to civil life they will have a better
understanding of the responsibilities
of citizenship
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1918-08-24

FOR SALE SMALL. BUICK TOUR
ing car. Neel Motor Co.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1918-08-24
PAGE FIVE
lNwooo CIRCUIT.

The Quarterly Conference viii b.
held Sunday at the grove. instead OF
at lnwood. on Saturday. Prof. J. II
Ruebush, Of Dayton, Va, will be q.
the grove meeting ON sunday near
Pleasant Plain
j. c. S MYERS. Pastor
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1918-08-24

s7-yr- rs 1.f Es7-E1y
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1918-08-24
PUBLIC SALE
REGISTERED POLAND CHINA
HOGS.

! will make pubic sale al my resi-.
dence, known as the Wilson Farm,
located two and one-half miles west
OF Failing Waters, and two and one.
half miles east of North Mountain,
on the grade road, on
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 1918,
sale to begin at l O'Clock p. IN.
81 HEAD OF HOGS.
Registered Poland China Sow. No.
2355O4; has s pigs, four weeks old.
Registered Poland China Sow, No.
1866; has six pigs, two weeks old.
Poland China Sow, will be regis
tered by day of sale.
Has pigs, two weeks old.
Registered Poland China Sow. No.
230,696, will farrow about the middle
of November
Registered Poland China Sow. No.
1856, will farrow the middle of Oc-
tober.
Registered Poland China Sow, No.
2319SS, will farrow the middle of oe-
tober.
Registered Poland China Sow, No.
23549S, has 6 pigs, weeks old Pigs
will be sold separately.
Registered Poland China Sow, No.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1918-08-24
ALLEN B. NOII.
r. H. BOYD,

Special Commissioners,
l. l.. Dew Gerhard, Clerk OF the
Circuit Court of Berkeley County w.
Va do hereby certify that Allen y.
Nou, one OF the special commission.
ers aforesaid has given bond in ne
penalty ana m Accordance with the
provisions Of said decree and coudl.
tionai according TO law
l. Dew GERIrADT,
Clerk Circuit Court OF Berkeley Co.
w Va
S Is % 30
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1918-08-24

in two equal payments in ono and
two years from date. the purchaser
20 give his negotiable, promissory
notes bearing interest from day OF
sale for the deferred payments and
title to be retained mtn ell of the
purchase money has been paid, In.
Guiding interest thereon.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
To Patrons Of Contract Heating
System.

system.
/ All patrons of the steam heating
system will take notice there will be
an advance in the cost and charge
for heat service for the ensuing sea-
son.
This company will continue to fur
nish efficient heat service to it's pa
irons as heretofore, but ON account
of increased cost Of every item and
article entering into the operation
and maintenance Of the plant heat
cannot be furnished at rates hereto
fore given. This company will deter
mine as nearly as practicable the
cost Of operating, add a reasonable
amount for interest on investment,
maintenance and depreciation and
thus arrive at the charge to be made.
II is estimated this charge will be
at least so per cent more than the
rate Of last summer.
This notice is given SO that. any
former or prospective patron who
does not and cannot pay such rate
will have ample time to make other
provisions. Sac .i4.
Iowa Gas and Electric Co. A 14-21-28.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
MOdale.

Mr. and Mrs. r. C. Hartsook and
son Norval visited relatives in Eagle,
Nebraska, Saturday and Sunday.
They made the trip by auto.
Mrs. G. w. Middleton is attending
the state fair in Des Moines this
week.
Mrs. Reuben Moore Of Tekamah,
Nebraska, visited Friday and Satur-
day at the G. w. Moore home.
Misses Daisy and Cecile Gore and
brother William visited over Sunday
with friends at Craig, Nebraska.
Jim Fitzpatrick was operated upon
for appendicitis at an Omaha hospi-
tai last week. He is getting along
as well as could be expected.
Miss Edna Moore of Tekamah,
Nebraska, is visiting at the G. W..
Moore home this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mcintosh moved into
the Ralph Hodson property Tuesday.
Quite a number from here attend
ed the Old Settlers at Magnolia,
Thursday.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
..llfgRAllI soLs !HEXlKS.L

,
Ernest Poole the Russian sexi IN
eaid ct socialist meeting In Troy
= The B0lshsviks are applying to the
Germans the Tolstoian principle q
non-reelstance to evil. but they are fol-
lowing Tolstoi too literally. To be too
literal II to be ludicrous.
ITS ike the case Of the brakeman
who was learning the ropes on a first
trip.
= TIL yell out the names OF the sta
lions. his teacher said to him. and
you listen and then yell the same at
your end.
$50 the train started on and when
the 6rst stop came the veteran at the
front Of the car yelled lola I! lola = and
then the new man at the rear door
yelled:
*.same at this endl Same at this
end r"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
HER WEIGHT IN GOLD.
An Avlator's Letter Tells What 4 Rec
Cross Nurse u Worth.

- "a.
"As for the American Red Cross
we'll. could never In q thou.
sand years express my apprecia.
i ton and admiration of thoss
American women. i worship them.
! Hguess all the fellows do. The
idrst day l came into camp and
my morale was right low; I'll tell
you about 1t some time well, q
went into the American Red Gross, (
and there, standing behind a nice
clean counter. was a little rouna
faced Red Crossie. She was just
beamfng on every one. imagine 4
u never came AZ near making 81
fool OF myself I'm my life. I feat
like throwing my arms around heF
and weeping for JOY. Az 1t waS q
managed to salt mp my chocolate
a bit-only q drop or two thAt I
couldn't help rolling on my cheek.
III ever paint an angel 1t win
look just exactly Ike that little
Red Crossie. They would ~
worth their weight In gold II thsys
did nothing but Just be here" n
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
Woodbine Boy Honored.

Woodbine, Ia, Aug. 27.-The
World-Herald of Sunday containing
accounts of the destruction of mach
inc gun nest and the capture of four
machine guns and twelve Prussian
soldiers by Corporal George R. Bou-
stead, Thomas j. Gray and Nick Cos
tiauss on the firing line in France
is read with interest here. George
-Boustead is the son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Bob Boustead of Woodbine, and was
the first to enlist at the patriotic
meeting in Woodbine over year
ago, and he became a member of
the famous Rainbow division from
southwestern Iowa.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29

y. 4 + z
soup always use the leaves to stew
with a few stalks, as there is much
flavor In them. Dried and pulverized.
they make excellent seasoning for
soups or meats.
Creole Rice.-C Chop one large onion
and small slice Of ham, very fine, put
into saucepan with one tablesp oonful
of butter and cupful Of cooked rice,
a can Of tomatoes, salt and pepper to
taste. Mix well and put into a but.
tered baking dish to bake Is minutes
Cover the top with buttered crumbs
before putting into the oven.
Raisln Pie de Luxe.-Stew together
a cupful Of raisins. quarter Of cup
full of currants (dried), in a pint Of
apricot Juice. Add three tablespoon
fuls Of butter, two egg yolks, table.
spoonful Of lemon Juice, and sugar to
taste \ cook until well blended. Put
into a shell previously baked and cover
with the whites Of two eggs beaten
stiff with three tablesp oonfuls Of sugar.
A tablespoonful or two Of oil pickles
chopped fine and used as q sandwich
filling will be found most tappetizing.
Emergency Soup. Take a can Of
salmon, drain off the oil and rub the
fish through a sieve. Add i " tea
| spoonfuls OF salt to a quart OF milk.
stir insthe ash and four tablespoonfuls
| Of -four that has been blended with
| two tablespo onfulss Of oil from the can |;
cook until smooth and serve With a
dash of red pepper and sprinkling Of
minced parsley on the top Of each
cup. Serve with toasted crackers.
Add small green 1 pepper, finely
/; chopped to any salad dressing It In
proves the flavor. Il
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
For Sale

A fine almost new piano also large
size $115 Victrola. Will sell both to-
gether or separately and give time
payments on part. We can give you
a bargain in New Player Piano,
better buy before the double adj
vance. The Government Tax on a
Player is likely to be $40 to 800.
Write at once for particulars.
! a. Hospe Company,
Council Bluffs, Iowa, I.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
livestock PRICES !
A1SoufH OMAHA.
Best Wsstsil / ssvos SteatY;;
h dun Kinds 70 d l5e0it
HOGS SO CENTS xleHER


Union Stock Yards, South Omaha,
Neb., Aug. "a, 1918. Receipts Of cat
tie were heavy, again estimated at
1880 head. or 500 cars. aud the quail.
ity Of the offerings was very good.
Trading was fully steady On the best
weighty. western; good toichoics Kinds,
selling from $l4.50016.25; medium
grades were 1O015c lower than Mon
day, selling at S12.00oll.00.
Quotations on catfle: ii Choice to
prime bseves. 917.0O01s.0O; good to
choice beeves. $4,000 1880 + fair to
good beeves. $3.50 14.5O; common to
fair beeves, S1e.O001SO0: good t.
choice yearlinsa. ;$l4. 600 16,5 D; fair
to good yearlings. 311.O00 1A0o; com.
mon to fair yearlings, 5000 % {;
good to choice heifefs,. SIC. 600 1850 !;
good to choice COWS, $9.75012.OO: fair
to good cows, $s.2509.25; cutters,
S7650 8.26; Gamers. $8.750750; veal
calves, ss7.0O6lS.75; bologna bulls,
$7.OO-7.5O; beef bulls, 9S.OO012.OO;
choice 10 prime feeders, t13 .580 f6. 90 i;
good to choice ,feedefs, $1,000 1900:
fair 4 too good feeders. 5000 1925;
good to5 choice etockers, 0O0@l1.5O;
fair to, good stockers, t$s.5@1O.O0:
common to fair grades, $1,000 500:
stock heifers. 81. 5O@8.Oo }; stock COWS.
&70O@aOO; stock calves. 81. 600 90;
good to. prime grass heeves,, S14.HO0
1900 fair to good grass beeves, 1920
--14.00; common to fair beeves. -. 80
012.00; Mexica nbeeves. - OO@ II 90.
aa Hogs Active and Higher.
albOnly ITO loads, or 7,70O head wers
reported in and stratsing was. active
both on the part Of packers and ship
pcrs and prices 501Oc higher than
Monday Rulka Of sales ranged from
s1s.4O@ls.s5, with several loads at
$3.50 the top. ,,.g1 -. IL
slow Trade on Lambs. s.
Another heavy rim Of lambs, esti.
rtated at $1,000 head, was on hand.
and early trading was slow and prices
stendy on the choice offerings to weak
and lower on medium to- cOmmoner
grades. ii G6nd fat lambs were quotabls
from $17.00@l7.z5, while choice feed
Ing lambs were steady at $1,000
l7.5o.r . ,.a.4. .,s q,
Quotations on sheep aud lambs
Lambs, good to choice, $17.000l7.7 Is;
lambs. fair to good, $14.OO81TOO;
lambs. cuils, 31O.W0614.0O: lambs.
feeders. good to choice s17.O0 1t. 80:
lambs. feeders fair to good.i $3.50
1900; lambs. culls and outs, $15.2b0
1928 yearlings, g0odnt choice, $3.50
@1s.2o; yearlings. fair, to good. &12. %
@12.M ;yesrAags' chciesa light, feed.
Ing, sl2.7s@l3s9 warnings, fair.
good. feeding ~, 2s0l2.7s;. ewes
feeders, ss.7b6 a, Is; wethers. feeders,
&11.5O@ 1880; ewes, good to choice
I t105O0 11.23; ewes, fair to good, eade
O1o.5O; ewes, culls, e500-7.00.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
Ne,...< se.Q
eteel pI.te...

s"John;, said Mrs. jenkins, looking
up from the evening paper, '.y0n know
how many dishes Kate has broker
lately y YES" said John, what Of it?'s.
"Well," continued sthe lady, .there Is.
something in the paper about the gov
eminent and steel plates. ! don't know
just what they are, but should thtnS
they might he indestructibls."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29

Marcus Bramon Arrives in England.
The following is from Marcus Bra
mon:
Somewhere in England, 81, 1918.
Dear Father and Mother:-
Arrived safe and feel all O. K, and
hope you fee 1.-The same. This is
some country. Can't tell you any
thing of my trip.
With love, : Marcus.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29


cupful Of boiling water to a pound Of
the rhubarb !; cook until tender. Soft.
en- one ounce OF granulated gelatin ID
third Of a cupful OF cold water.
Strain the cooked rhubarb. pressing
out all the Juice and add enough boil
Ing water to make three cupfuls. Mix
three-fourths OF a cnpful OF sugar with
q half teaspoonful Of ginger. stir in
the juice and gelatin. when the GEL
attn is dissolved add the grated rind
and Juice Of lemon and set the mix.
ture to chill. When II begins to thick.
Ell fold In the beaten whites Of three
eggs. Mold. Serve with sweetened
whipped cream.
Head cheeSe.-Boil three hooks Of
pig until the meat falls from the
bones, season as desired and drain and
cool. Chop coarsely, add chopped
onion, pepper, salt and nutmeg, with
the liquor, in which the hooks were
cooked. Mold and when cold serve
I'm slices: st.5 rs "a
Belgian lash. -Soak half cupful
Of prunes and half cupful of currants
over night, add two finely chopped hooks
Of pig cooked until the meat drops
from the bones add half cupful Of
sugar, three-fourths of cupful of vim
egar and a fourth of q cupful of water.
In which the fruit was soaked. half a
gratedsnutmeg, and q dash of salt. Put
into the oven and cook slowly until
all of the, moisture Is absorbed. More
sugar is liked by some, but for the un-
Initiated this Will be sufficient, as sugar
with meat IS an Innovation for the
American palate. - .--sss,'=--s-
Cheese ealis.-Season cottage cheese
with butter, red pepper and salt; make
into small balls. roll them in chopped
nuts and set aside to become firm.
Serve with crackers and plain let-
tuce salad.
Nuts in cottage cheese with onion
juice and cream to soften, with pa
prika and salt to season, makes most
dainty salad.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
School Shoes

We are headquarters for school
shoes for the kiddies. Whether they
are just starting to school or are en-
tering high school, we can fit them
out in dressy servicable shoes. Par
ents too should look over our COM
plete stock before buying elsewhere.
rangers Dept. Store.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
Fastener Home Burns.

The Leonard Fastener farm home
burned to the ground shortly after
noon today. The fire started in the
cob house and soon spread to the
home.
Neighbors hurried to the scene and
succeeded in getting out the most Of
the furniture but they could not
save the house.
The farm is owned by Mr.. Engle.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29

The last shipment of khaki and grey
yarn to be received this year has ar
rived. Anyone wanting to knit a
sweater should call and get yarn at
esee as it won't last long. The gov
esnmen has taken over the entire yarn
sspply Of the country and it is doubt
I'll Il individuals will be able to OBJ
tain any more. rangers Department
atsre.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
What He Was There For.

! was visiting a few days in the
home Of some friends. One mornir.
the little son OF the family came into
my room. I pretended to be asleep.
ne approae heds the bed and stood for
several moments hooking me over from
mead to,foots as ifa taking my measure.
ments. Then: he said in a. matter-of.
1aci tone, come up to pull you out
OF bed."--Chicago Tribune.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29

prusslanism In the Homo.
sWhat excuse does this man give for
1sserting his wife?"
He says her conduct was Teutonic."
In what respect7'
Il. ut seems she hit him with poker
aefter ne had agreed to suspend HOSTILE
0oo,"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29

Some Women Have That l<naol.
Where does your wife carry
ier street car fare 2" His Neighbor
In the other woman's purse. Honest,
though, you'd think she wanted to NY
t." ~ 49,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29

Sunny Miks-I don't blame dat dog
Of yours for tryin' to bite me.
Lady-Why mott
Because 1t shows his intelligence.
De last time I came dis way | handed
him q piece Of pie you gave me-
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
Smith. sehleeht

Gus Schlecht and Miss Doris Smith
We're married in Omaha, yesterday,
afternoon. Miss Smith is the daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Smith of this
city and well known and highly es-
teemed by her many friends in Mo.
Valley. Mr.. Schlecht is product Of
McCook, Nebraska, and is one Of the
promising young men Of that city.
The newly welded couple left for the
home tof the groom where they will
make a short visit after which they
will go to Marysville, Kansas, to
make their permanent home where
Mr.. Schlecht has steady employment.
Miss Emma Breedlove Of Council
Bluffs is the guest for a few days
of Miss Clara Bessire.
The Misses Salome and Dollie
Fitzgibbons have as their guest this
week the Misses Josephine and Julia
Wilson of Council Bluffs.
Mr. and Mrs Roscoe r. iAthey are
attending the state fair at Des
Moines this week. sSa
Mrs. Lloyd Bond was an Omaha
visitor today. s, a. a.Y,
H. E .Widmer has returned with
his merry go round from Magnolia
and is now setting it up. at the fair
grounds to be in readiness for the
big doings Labor day.
Miss Mildred Rockwell Of Omaha is
spending the week with Mr.. and
Mrs, R., C. Hills and mother.
Mrs. G. H., Deur and Mrs. T.. M.
Gilmore returned this morning from
Council Bluffs where they had been
attending the National Federation Of
Alumni convention.
DR.. Hugh Tamisiea reports the
birth of a son to. Mr.. and Mrs. A..
N. Hickman. .g,., e,o5
Mrs. Kittie Warren leaves Thurs-
day for Clarinda for few days visit
with friends and from there will go
to Creston to visit with friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Sarvey were
Omaha passengers this morning.
Fire has again broken out in one
of the bins of Deur's large coal shed
near his lumber yard. All Of the
coal in his new bin shed had to be
taken out for the same reason. i2iy
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. ]. Owen motored
to Omaha today. les toe i M
Misses Edna Coulthard, Sadye
Briggs and Mrs. Fred Brinker motor
ed to Omaha today. a
| Lieut.. Girls c.. Jones of Camp Pike
arrived last evening for ten day
furlough. as
| C. S. and Byron Bond are taking
in the state fair. .f4G 3Js5
Mrs. j. N. Daugherty is spending
the week in the country at the Fred
Kenyon home. s.4.i sz.jsie s
AS, one paper says, the coming of
the Yanks always means the going
of the Germans.
Friends and relatives in the Valley
have received the announcement that
a Z pound girl was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. Leslie Rochill August %, at
their home in hardwood. Mrs. Roc
hill was formerly Miss Ruth Freeman
of this city.
Mrs. w. J. Booher and new baby
have returned home from the hospi-
tai in Omaha.
v. A. Mccormick of this city has been
promoted to maintenance officer of
the entire camp at Brooks field, Tex
as. The World Herald of Tuesday
evening had photo of Mr.. McCor-
mick, also a nice writeup.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29

one cupful of cooked oat-
meal and cook until the
onion is tender. Add a
iscant pint Of milk, and
salt and pepper to taste
Strain, bring to the boil.
ing point and serve hot
with crackers.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
German acas."

Excited Hun soldier-o Oh, Sir Kane.
rad, gif meinself up to you mein-
self surrender. Sir Kamerad! T.
British Ohicer Cut It short, man.
This isn't bally opera.-Pa Passing
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
! Not Time al t.eax.lv.4.

80 r Not Tim. "a leave Vet. 4
& aCnurch--aWhJ are all those people
stahaing there looking: atafhes 0rgan-
grinder and the monkey7' s. Gotham
because he hasn't passed around his
hat yet" .'-s
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
A Ilttla .Mixed

f. "A Little Mixed.
sYour husband is always chatting.
isn't he, Mrs. Comeup7"
"Oh, dear me. yes. I tell him he is
quite q chaffeur.''
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
- y g. 7,.1' (
The Way to Meet Him.

Sit in the door with your flght ting
clothes. on and trouble will say s'Gcod
morning" and take to the woods. Al.
tanta Constitution.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
sEAsoNAsLE GOOD THINGS
The fresh rhubarb Is an always vel.
come spring fruit which may be served

In various ways.
Rhubarb SPONGE
Clean and cut in half.
inch pieces without peel
ing young, tender rhu-
barb. that which has Z
pink or rose skin pre-
ferred. Stew until ten
10 aAt.., 49,, 1AS
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
Works Both vavs.

'sThe more we get. you've heard before
''The moro We want";-and yet
llt often works this way. The moro
We want the Less We get
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
Truly RemarkabIe -Record.

LILY HemarkabIe RECORD.
a wonderful matrimonial record was
that of q certain John Watson of San
Francisco. This .'juggler of hearts,
became acquainted with the eight
daughters Of q brewer resident in 'Fris-
ce. Within year he had gone through
2 form Of marriage with each Of the
eight sisters. and had succeeded In de-,
eamptng with their dowries. 3 81
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
oWise9 oneI.. I

WIZ Ono.
He II old but very wealthy. You
didn't tell him, my dear, that you
didn't love him?'
ssQh. NO; I thought I'd wait until at.
ter Ne were married"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
80 lt Goes. is
We codify our laws.
But some got by 'eln.
Our work II lost because
They just defy 'em.
Refereences.

references.
"Did you ask the new cook why she
left her last placer"
ssNo;n responded young Mrs. Torkins.
n didn't get chance. She kept me
too busy trying to explain why our last
cook didn't stay" ia .s
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
4 substantial Gain.

do you think Jane has found much
In her husband?"
= don't know SO much about him.
but she has in his pockets"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
lonleal pe u d

she-W hat Is all the trouble about
q Hog Island, dear7 .'
= HeOh, believe It Is somethipg
abost thu apply Of pig Iron. 11
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
Man,s Ioror.ance.

j A man never discovers how ignors
ant he is until he tries to run the
house when his wife II sick. cincin-
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
Tho Innie ~

'1t is odd that gosslps are SO often
given az authorities"
.Not at all. for what they say
goes"
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G. BINE-T So
Foop FOR THE FAMILY.

Slice large onion into one teaspoon
full Of butter and let 1t simmer. Add
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1918-08-29
What i the Matter.

WnAS U Sne Maetef. S
When one woman out OF 4 hundred
has nothing TO say the other ninety
nine are asking what q the mattSr
With her. ssII a s.
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No pl,IIetIn,c,t,Jlon.

my ancestors came over with the
drst settlers. Maybe you don't believe
me- ~
'twhy notl They didn'.-deport folks.
then"