Oxford Democrat., 1918-08-27

misery. Personally. I was not partieu.
lar. It was nothing but bump, jolt, rat.
tie, and bang.
Several times the driver would turn
around and give US "Cheero, mates.
We'll soon be there" fine fellows,
those ambulance drivers, lot Of them
60 West. too.
We gradually drew out Of the fire
zone and pulled up in front Of an i'm.
mense dugout. Stretcher-bearers car
rled me down a number Of steps and
placed me on white table In brightly
lighted room.
A sergeant of the Royal Army Med
ical corps removed my bandages and
cut off my tunic. Then the doctor,
with his sleeves rolled up, took charge.
He winked at me and winked back.
and then he asked, "How do you feel,
smashed up a bit?"
answered.: "Tm all right, but I'd
give quid for drink Of Bass"
He nodded to the sergeant, who dis
appeared, and I'll be darned II he
didn't return with q glass Of ale. !
could only open my mouth about
quarter of an inch, but got away with
every drop Of that ale. 1t tasted just
like Blighty. and that Is heaven to
Tommy.
The doctor said something to an Or
derly, the only word could catch was
"chloroform," then they put some kind
Of an arrangement over my nose and
mouth and it was me for dreamland.
When opened my eyes I was lying
on q stretcher, in low wooden
building. Everywhere I looked / saw
rows of Tommies on stretchers, some
dead to the world, and the rest with
fags in their mouths.
The main topic Of their conversation
was Blighty. Nearly all had grin on
their faces, except those who didn't
have enough face left to grin with. 1
grinned with my right eye, the other
was bandaged.
Stretcher-bearers came In and be-
gan to carry the Tommies outside. You
could hear the chug Of the engines In
the waiting ambulances.
I was put into an ambulance with
three others and away we went for an
eighteen-mile ride.
was on bottom stretcher. The
lad right across from me was smashed
up something horrible. ;,,a
Right above me was man from the
Royal Irish rifles, while across from
him was q Scotchman.
We had gone about three miles when
I heard the death-rattle in the throat
of the man opposite. He had gone to
rest across the Great Divide. I think
at the time envied him.
The man Of the Royal Irish rifles
had had his left foot blown on the
jolting of the ambulance over the
rough road had loosened up the band
ages on his foot, and had started 1t
bleeding again. This blood ran down
the side of the stretcher and started
dripping. was lying on my back, too
weak to move, and the dripping Of this
blood got me in my unbandaged right
eye. I closed my eye and pretty soon
could not open the lid; the blood had
CONCEALED and closed 1t, as II 1t were
glued down. .,... ..,4-a.s.,.8.l
An English girl dressed in khaki was
driving the ambulance, while beside
her on the seat was corporal Of the
R. A. M. G., They kept up q running
conversation about Blishty which al
most wrecked my, nerves; pretty
soon from the stretcher above me, the
Irishman became aware Of the fact
that the bandage from his foot had be-
come loose; it must have pained him
horribly, because he yelled In . loud
voice: ,uetsJs
IF you don't stop this bloody death
wagon and fix this d. bandage on
my foot, I will get out and wall"
The girl on the seat turned around
and In q sympathetic voice asked.
.Poor fellow. are you very badly
woundedT s.,,ag . .,ls
The lrishman, ct this question: Jet
out q howl Of indignation and an
swered, @Am ! very badly wounded,
what bloody cheek; no, I'm not wound.
ed, I've only been Kicked 'by . canary
blrd" -. ~ ,is..'.s'.. ~.
The ambulance immediately stopped,
and the corporal came to the rear and
nxsd him up, and also washed out ny
right eye eIiwas too Weatito thanl
hin, hut Il was Q great redef.a Vnea