The Washington times., 1918-09-16
'Energize Upon Your HeCatiC
Sphere George Harvey

The Catholic publishers of the United States gathered
in Chicago representing many millions of citizens
Der Of learned and reverend publishers expressed to this
writer the conviction that the United States will
result Of this long line of important public officials
in military Uniform.
One said that in his opinion the next President of the
United States would undoubtedly be general home from
France He did not say which general.
Another editor of of the most important Catholic
publications in the United States quoted young politician
planning to run for mayor Of important city 81 asked
him why he didn't wait little longer he young
Said he ''This is my last chance. If I make it will be
the last civilian mayor of the city for long time
Colonel Harvey as the world knows has all the witches
In Macbeth faded when it comes to predicting what is
going to happen at elections.
He and nobody else picked, selected and announced
Woodrow Wilson as President of the United States.
Colonel Harvey is able to pick He reads the future
like timetable Had it not been for California Hiram
Johnson, and two other little things, he would
have been right about Hughes.
We ask Harvey to get out his Hecatic sphere read it
carefully, and tell who is to be WHO, in politics
Our judgment is that so far as the White House
is concerned civilian will continue to be the inhabitant
after 1920
The days of Dewey and Grant seem to be gone
although some young man, now unknown should come
back bringing the Kaisers sword with him. he might be
factor.
Woodrow Wilson is certainly doing all that he can to
build up unselsh as regards himself his friends, the
soldiers that are doing their best in Europe.
: He appoints special PERSHING Week for the buy
ing Of War Stamps not a Woodrow Wilson Week.
This writer believes that it will be extremely difficult
he doesn't wanand quite impossible for any military
hero, ezmary hero, or presentday critic to convince
the people not to take for President the man who started
war at the right time and finished it at the right time
anybody asks the nature of Colonel Harveys Hecatic
sphere let him read the sayings of zoroaster and the his
tory of the Chaldeans.
The Hecatic sphere is rare thng-Colonel Harvey
possesses the only in the United States and sleeps with
it under his mattress He inherited from Chaldean an
cestors that settled at Peachem VT The Hecaic sphere
made of solid gold with sapphire buried in the center
It curousy engraved in Chaldean characters And the
who studies it turns slowly with thong made Of OK
hide Harvey has worn out several thongs.
When you realize that the ordinary studies crvs
tai ball that he get at five ten or from
chandelier what advantage George Harvey
has had with his Chaldean relic
He is reading it every day, and putting what he sees
in his tiny Washington weekly.
Soon doubt he will the question about the
1920 in uniform in the White House, for he knows
Will the people demand hero from the front?
Will candidates be expected to open their khaki coats
saying: Here my wounds, all in front except those
that went all the way through Count EN-
The Romans electioneered in that way,