Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1918-03-05
Humorous department
Mr.. Peaslee on Gossip.

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oI.riI.i Ob"d Gunn'I cautiously. ih
~. sf,,,. INA, Dia MIs' E""b"'> mad 10
20 ~ ~. poo, iaiin" Some "a! h'i
SON got her money away from h"f "h''
lost 1t. ar! now hr.'s 'hI"w"d her on
,,,.. town. heard sh" TOOK on avian
when ,n.; carried nrl AVA.
an. I,asl""'s genial lace ""r" Hh
.i,li-custOmI.d iHpn Vi disgust.
What gIy" sou IT." id"h mat mere
,,.,s .,,,y ninth in ~" h" asked al last,
uildly enough.
"NN.lI." said Nj. Gunnry. my "A'
told in.. that Sh" heard It over !"
I.iu.rs. .imd that toUp"Ts folks '"i"
Them that ClcIn t.llis SAID TIA, ~"
ruld him bout II. 50 thought "
come To- yOu and iind ont II TWAS -"
Is IT."
"No," said Nh l'"aSlc" "Xpl"HiN'-
+, II alIl'i--unt u word ol II. men,
.,s n. noticed IN" blank amaZ"in"h' "'
ms ltIcnd. b" r"lcntcd. Il a!nt hIath-
m ,nu tor II. Obrd,' he SAID, nut
want you 10 So" how lIttl" II takes ~
star, ANYTHING. told Glenn Ellis tih'
mel Mls Isccl". ridIu' out tins morn :
m With Thay"r GOODWIN ou' on INV
rund toward Ia" poor larII. M" pS'
rrca,,s, rhaS"r Goodwin happ"hH !"
,., &, sl.,Imau, and they turned do" II
,h.. uuurnouS. road. all tins story got
luuli ur hs lrttl"s.
IF snuin." "s.uu"ur"u Mi ''"hi"E
weakly.
"A ,l.r, lik. that HiluS puts In' l.:
mimi" caleb went on waiinlS. "oi 'h'
,,m,. Dr. Lynch mad up TAI" ihihu
that he'd got To hay" h'" h"SS'
and didn't have tim" To do Ia" u""-
m Tor IT himself.
"Thr d,wtOI." Caleb cNplaln'd Ia"
illus iru,r Il whit" hUSs. ana nd S"'
81 Il VAS Il sort oil ir;td"-ii;'fk 'o'
INN. 50 when h. had to Z" away i"r
., month. his old hoSS had got about
wore out, b." asked lill Norih To get
him another huSS against IN" 'iih' h'
got back home.
",You'r, Il better JndS" oi II moss
than | am. Bill the doctor SAYS 10
him .'rhc only thing feel lik" CIV
nm SPECIAL directions bout Is Tor A""
To get unr as near lih" thus one ioi
color. ;ts you can
"Mrhhc It'd have worked ont Hll
right If I;ill could hav" stayed an"
I,i, I,Ilt
d;Iv or so after the doctor I"it. i'li
had To go away iOr the winter W'h
his wife. count of her health. BuI
tore. n, went he charged his brother,
who was goin' To look after his lI\ r\
stable, all about what III" doctor
wanted: hut hIS brother. seemingly.
didn't really understand how par
,irul,r the doctor was about whit"
hosS.
"ln about 4 week isilrS brother
traded and got Il kind oi iron gray
and that ON" hr Swapp"d Tor r"d
roam that had some white hairs on
'twa'n't but Il step 10 Il real bay h"SS.
and then he changed the bay Tor Il
chestnut. Just about the time IN"
doctor got back h" got chance I"
trade him Tor Il young. nice gated
huss, black as Il crow. And that whS
the hoss he led out for the doctor L"
look at,
"Whcn the doctor iinly srns"d that
II want any joke and that was really
ms for II
know whether TO be mad or not. but
at the end he just fetched Il sigh and
told Rilrs brother To hitch him upand
take him home.
"Isut when he WAS ready To start II"
SANS to me. 'OhScrN" IL" r.; tlt. l"';is-
lee she. It's like gossip IN ihlS
town-you can start with TN" truth
and have Il falsrhood in iiv" times
trllin' ii. And you can start with Il
white hOSS and hay" u cual-hlark ON"
in five trades. I'd know which is Tn"
most rcmarkahlr,' he says. and went
off. hut. IlSt and last" concluded MIR
Praslcc. "rvc thought uf that II good
manN timcs."--Youth'S Companion.