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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-06-22
July 4th Suggestion

For the Fourth of July l suggest
a bonfire of every article in Palisade
made in Germany, using all the
Hearst newspapers at the newstands
for kindling. What a glorious way
to start the celebration! Why not
hav4 it done all over the country !?
Have you signed the pledge never to
purchase any article made in Ger
many forever hereafter?
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-06-22
CHhEsA, EVANGELICAL irALIAN-A
"BIanch of Grantwood Congregational
Church"

"Bnanch of Grantwood Congregational
4 Church"
& Second Street, Cliffside
Rev. S. c. Gozzo, Pastor.
Bible School, every Sunday, 9.15 q.
M, Miss Z. F. Mason, Superintendent.
Divine Worship in Italian, every
Sunday, 3.15 p. m, sermon by the Pas
tor.
Tuesday afternoon, the Girls Club
meets to sew.
Wednesday, 500 p. M, -mid-week
prayer meeting in Italian.
Friday 500 p. M, testimonial meet
ing in Italian.
Saturday morning, Boys Club.
The social work department OF tie
Mission is open every day from nlne
to twelve. Everybody welcome to all
the activities of our church.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-06-22
Chimes In Liberty's Name

Chimes In Liberty's Name
Limberger cheese now named Lib
erty cheese, "Oh Liberty, how many
crimes will hereafter be committed in
thy name"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1918-06-22
Orrin Brieby's PLAYS

Orrin Briefly, of Wdst Palisade has
sold five plays for vaudeville and has
three under consideration by man.
ayers. The most noted Of these
which is running at the present time,
is $50, 700 a Year." In addition he
has sold numerous photo-plays that
have been featured in the movies.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
Dress In London.

Something might be said OF the
changes that three years Of war have
brought about In our clothes, says the
Manchester Guardian. Evening dress
Is not abolished, but II Is becoming
much less customary In thcatcrS and
restaurants, and people coming up tn
London who used to bring evening
clothes with them no longer do So.
Stiff white collars are disappearing,
and the soft collar Is worn by all
classes. The democratic process had
already set In nt the house of com.
mons. One remembers the shock that
Mr.. keir llardies cloth cap created
on Its first appearance there, but 1t
has advanced immensely since the war
began. Frock coats are In small and
dlehard minority. Spats are on their
last legs. Top hats survive mirac.
ulously, II might seem, until one re-
members their enduring qualities, So
that their persistence Is only form
Of war economy after all.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
UNDER ECONOMY RULES.

Forced economy is practlced by
the German prisoners of war in
terned-in England. Some Of these
men are wealthy, one estimating ms
income at between 100000 and
10000 a year. One Of the regret,
Of these iich prisoners is that they
are not allowed 10 spend all they
would ike They are limited to an
expenditure Of s. week for lux
uries. and these Injuries must not
include anything containing meat.
sugar, -four or milk. Hence some oc-
casionally buy as much as two
pounds Of tobacco week, or lis
equivalent IN 100 cigars or 200
cigarettes.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
Dinlno With the Private.

II has come at last-the oifense Of
an officer dining In public with prl.
vate. II was bound to come, soon or
late. The present writer, notes the
London Daily Chronicle, met not long
ago private In uniform and two men
in multi. OF the two, one who should
have been wearing the uniform of n
second lieutenant, explained: "Priyate
Blank, here, Is my uncle. He is M
!rr n visit, and according to regulH-
lions | ought not to be seen about with
him. Since Joined the army hive
grown hung out Of my civilian rig, 50
I've borrowed suit from the gIIN.no.
haven't !, dad?" "Yes, you have. aud
It's my best, you villain" answered
the second civilian.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
FORD'S FERRY

Your corr, spondent recently
visited the Hebron school and he
was well pleased with the man.
ner in whicl the school is pre-
crossing. The pupils Of the
Hebron dis,ric, are Unusually
briah, and intellig, Mt md a bet.
ter looking crowd OF Toys and
girls cannot BE- found in any
o her school throughout tn
county if not in the whole state
of Kentucky.
A citizen OF Ford's Ferry was
recently d scusslng the war, and
he made the confident prediction
that the great struggle cannot
last Tut n few months longer.
He sal that Germany hal ex.
pended such a pre- ii Iious amount
of money and was becoming 50
completely exhausted in re-
sources that she would b. obilg.
ed TO capitulate Notwithstanding
all tn wonderful victories which
have been chieved by her & eat
armies en- the ba.tl, fields.
The rava Ses of smallpox have
recently been somewhat checked.
Thanks to the extraordinary pre-.
cautions which have been take &.
Luther Gift and Walt r
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SOLD BY
j. II. ORME MARION, KY.

Hughes vi,ited at Il e home Of
Mrs. Safe Hol man Monday
night and participa ed in a de-
lightful musical entertainment.
Ebert Lucas, of this vicini'y
who is now a member of Uncle
Sam Natio a, Army at Camp
ZACHARY Tayla', at Louisville,
has been confined in the hospital
where be has b,er S .fie,ing with
la grippe.
The school teachers Of tn
present day and time are not r p
ceiving enough money to ad p.
quately compensate them fbr
their services. Teaching sch 20
is a very trying a d tedious oc.
cupati0n; it is far fl ON being a y
child's play, and the instruc ors
who are engaged in this grea,
and important work are having
no easy time in the midst Of the
tremendous high cost Of living
which is prevailing during the
p esent days.
During these stirring and mo-.
ment US times. the war seems
to be most important topic of
conversation throughout III e
lsr 9Th and breadth of the land.
The people of the Fords Ferry
neig' bo! h jod sem to be mani.
testing an unusual amount OF
later st in the great struggle
AID the overW he,ming majority
of both men AID womsn are sin.
re y hoping az d trusting that
war will end in a complete,
deci,ive yic.o-y for the aiiiss.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
FRANCES

SheIne Mat LEWIS and family, visited
C. l. Hill and family, near NJ aricn
Xmas.
Henry Sirlpkins and DOVE Polk
went to Paducah Saturday.
Mrs. Addie Miller is visiting her
mother, Mrs Mollie Oliver.
Miss Charline Hard returned home
from Evansville Sunday.
Bill Pogue and family visited his
father, Wash Pogue last week.
Mesdames Florence Asbriigr. and
Rttie SimpkIns and Misses Pear
Simpkins. and~Wina Belle Asbri1gt
visited Mrs. Eva Nillikan Saturday.
Mr. Rushing has moved his family q
Fredonia.
Willie Fletcher and Miss. Tabor got
married last week.
Mr.. and Mrs Allie Whit went Il
Marion THURSDAY.
Will MiIlikan $ on the sick list.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
DOG MEAT IN THE ARCTIC.

an my expedition Of 1912"
writes Rear Admiral Robert +. pcary
in the Century, 81 used dogs for
food for tho first time in the history
VI arctic exploration. As the dogs
wore out, we fed them to'those re-
naming, or ate them ourselves, thus
making our load of provisions last
much longer. This has been the prIn-
ciple Of all my subsequent trips, and
results have fully proved it to be a
sound one"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10

Tailed Gnu. That Is surely lesson
worth learning"
Perhaps we could learn the same
lesson," said the others, hopefully.
Maybe" said the White Tailed Gnu,
hut I would be bound to learn such
a lesson-for just think Of all my good
points"
"We're too lazy to think" said the
others. "Please tell them to us II you
want to. That's the easiest way Of
knowing them. And we are sure you
won't miss any of them"
No, I won't" said the White-Tailed
Gnu in very serious voice, and then
added. ives, I would like to tell my
good points"
So he began. "In the first place ]
have a beautiful long tail which flows
along like alike a-well. like a
horses tail. Yes, that's the animal.
You know for many years we were Of
ten called the Horned Horses, because
Of our exquisite tails. We could not
We just iSts. VII hO
30 we were called Horned Horses
which suited us because Of our horns.
my nose Is Of such a queer shape.
ny horns are peculiar, my hips are
0uite odd. There, haven't many in
teresting points about me?'
"And my face Is quite queer too.
No one ever knows what am thinking
about. Though may be gentle | look
90 superior and bored with everything
about me-a little the way our great
grandfather looked. I have learned
enough to think myself interesting
though, and that is great deal"
"Of course" said the white-Bearded
Gnu, at all depends upon what you
think is Interesting. A great many
people wouldn't like your looks at all,
nor even be interested In them. Now
I have n white beard, my color Is bet
ter. I am bigger and finer"
You mustn't brag," said the Blue
Gnu. "You are very much like my
self. II you boast you are boasting
for me too. We are so much alike"
THAT Is So" said the White Bearded
Gnu.
you do look alike" said the
.White-Tailed Gnu.
"0f course you have the white beard
and you are pnler but we are very
difficult to tell apart"
~ think we have improved since our
grent-grandfnthcr's tlme," said the
Whitc-Tailed Gnu.
"WhyT asked the others.
Because we do not think so little
Of ourselves as he did. We praise our
selves up, and We are far, far hap
pier. We don't have TO be cheered up
30 much, and We don't depress our
friends and nelghbors. Yes, II II a
good thing 10 be suited with ones life
and with ones body for It's the only
e one Wen have"
"You're pretty wise, for an old gnu"
said the others admlrlngly.
The whlte-Tailed Gnu swished his
tall around and made wry face and
Q little bow. He thought he was
smiling, but then, Il Is so hard for a
gnu with a gloomy face 10 smile even
u he feels cheerful and Is fond Of him.
self!
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
RABBlNICAL LAWS OF HEALTH
Purity, Aim OF Most Of the Sanitary
Mandates, Was to &c Not Only
Phys,cel but Also Moral.

Among tn, nhbis who elrounded
the Iw to the OLD me Jews, the
neglect Of ones health was regard.
ell as a sim" writes by. Joseph II.
Marcus aticnlm physician to the
Jewish Seaside home, A.laaac city
IN Tire Medical Record.
"ruuy which was the aim of
most Of o., Biblical sanitary laws,
wa, To be 40, only physical, but also
moral"
Among the rabbinical laws Of
health which Doctor Marcus quotes
and which, he SAYS, are generally oh
served to this day among the ortho-
doy Jews, are the following;
"No one should force himself To
eat, he should wait until he is really
hungry, not hurry his meal and not
talk while eating,
After all solid food eat salt, and
after all beverages drink water.
at was forbidden to eat the mca,
of an animal that had eaten poison,
or to eat meat and fish together, OF
to drink water left uncovered over
night.
at was forbidden TO touch dur.
ing meals any part Of the body which
is usually covered or to hold bread
under the arm.
Cons should not be placed in the
mouth, as there is the apprehension
that they have been touched by per,
sons suffering from contagious dis,
eases.
"They warned against eating
heavy meals Immediately before go
ing to bed, and approved Of lying
first on the left side and then on tn,
right side, this being consider,
good for digestion"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10

81 have PASSED nay 10Th year and
cue'u not have h,I ug much longer
the way was trDghll Eur Vim I0
paica WJs certainly q lue saver Co u.
and Z heartily ry. wmeul it to DID,.
friends
The fact u.s. Via u.paica is Na
tire medicine a.l not q patent r.a
trum. II is "a coma .,Ho,iou of eight 90
the finest herbal remedies known L.
medical science remedies which are
prescribed nearly every day by tac
leading physicians OF the world, and
they are all combined into one great
Nature medicine for the kidneys, liver
stomach and bowels, and for toning up
the system Nothing is finer for any
one who is troubled with the stomach
or weak and run down condition
We strongly recommend this great
Nature remedy. Come and get bottle
and try it, on our recommendation
You will Ike 1t and II will do you good
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
DADCN'SGy[N|NQ
FAIRY TALE
s. NAQ GNAHA,N!,B'0NNgR
GNU FAMILY.

my grcat-granlfathcr ... Tie
Whlte-Tailed Gnu, twas one Of the
gloomiest animals you can imagine.
lie was a great trouble TO his keeper
for he seemed so miserable and yet
nothing seemed TO be the matter with
him.
HE refused to be cheered up and
'nfter long time he admitted he was
gloomy because he was so bored at be-
ing looked ut by all the people who
passed by.
"Of course we all have gloomy faces.
We can't help that. And our great
grandfather was the gloomiest crea-
ture that ever happened. Many of his
relations were too, even though they
never did any harm and behaved well.
"But we are cheerful. Yes, we are
nli very nice. We all like Zoo life
though for that matter none of us ever
minded living in Zoo or a park. In
fact we quite like it-all except our
great grandfather who was even bored
by having his food brought to him.
"Ah," continued the White-Tailed
Gnu "our great-grandfather did not
do justice to himself. He didn't think
he ives handsome, but in these years
4>hAve learned great deal more"
"What have you learned?' asked
the others.
II have learned that am very in.
teresting creature" said the White
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
Catarrhal Cough

Mr.. ", S. Brown. r. r. d. No. 4,
Box 50, Rogersville, Tennessee,
writes:
Il feel II my duty TO recommend
Peruna TO all sufferers Of estsrrh or
cough. In tho year 1909, ! took q
severe case Of the Ia grippe. I then
took a bad cough. had taken all
kinds Of cough remedies but got no
relief. ! then decided 10 try Peruna.
used Ave bottles. After taking i've
bottles my cough stopped and my
estarrh wac cured. Ny average
weight was IFS and now weigh
1Uh. Any one suffering with ca
tara In any fern will advise them 10
@ke PsruaA"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10

"What fine, healthy, hungry family
! have" said the mother hug,
They all began to nlhble at the pota.
toes under the ground. and around
about the ground, Such u meal Us they
had and little did they care for the
poor farmer who had worked go hard.
For of NIL the little bugs, the hard
crusicd June hugs that 20 for the po-
tntocs have about the worst dIspos.
tlons, and they care for nothing in the
world but themselves, potatoes, afa
cornl
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
WAR Saving GAME
European Conflict Takes Sports
men Out Of The Field.


De- .-' w.- the peraaAD-, WAC
life protective fund is continuing It's
battle 80 save American game H"W
cXtN,.4cn, writes Frederic J. h.>.-
in. War is a benefit to wild life iG
thu, i 'gles many hunters out of the
field au3 has raised the average price
OF guns and ammunition about 30 prr
cent leaking hunting what it is rapidly
becomlr- in this country, anyway
rich mans sport.
Tho wild life protection fund, in it.
literature and the lectures Of its cam
paigning trustee, William T. Hernia
day of the New York geological park.
is seeking to spread the idea that the
sportsmen must net to save the game.
that the are robbins themselves anu
future generations if they do not. Thl'
idea has been well set forth in pc
ter of the New Mexico Game Protec-
ton associations, which have set GU,
with determination and success TO save
the wild life Of that state. The poster
Is rs follows:
"Your grandfather hunted elk and
buffalo until there were none.
you are hunting deer. There still
are some.
"What do you want your son to
hunt? Rabbits?"
The average New Mexican reading
that sign knows that 1t is true. lie
has heard from the old-timers what the
abundance of game used to be; he sees
In flash the long generations of ruth
less destruction, the inevitable end
when the mountains where he loves
to hunt will be lifeless.
Another difficulty in the path Of
| game preservation lies in the opposl
ton in congress 10 federal action In the
matter Nothing but federal action
saved the wild fowl. BY reason Of the
1 migratory game law, drawn by gov
eminent scientists and providing pro
lection for waterfowl from Canada Ia
Mexico, they are now believed to be
| safe for n hunGfed years.
! The fact which the average sports
man does not realize is that when u
species of wild game Is reduced to a
certain point it cannot come back,
no matter how much 1t is protected
For example, in 1854 the buffalo hunt
ers said and believed that there wout
always be plenty OF buffalo. In lSS'
they went out to hunt them and ther,
was none. 1t took them two years Il
realize the fact that the buffalo was
practically extinct. Wolves and hunt
ers destroyed the remnant much fastel
than 1t could breed.
OF course the buffalo has been over
worked as an object lesson in gam'
protection. AS opponents OF protec
tive measures have pointed out. th'
buffalo could not have survived civil
ization except in very limited number
anyway.
But this Is not true of deer, elk ant
mountain sheep which inhablt the hic'
mountain ranges that will always be {
wilderness. There is only one mcu>ur,
which can save them, and that Ia III,
provision of game refugees In n0tiona
forests where these animals can hrcc'
unmolested. and the increase restOcl
the surrounding country.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
ROBINSON cRUsoE.

Rev. II. L. A. Cruso, rector OF
Tunstall, Sittingbourne, for 80
years, is retiring owing to i'll health,
says the London Times. Mr. Cruso,
who has spent 59 years in the
church, is descendant Of Timoshy
Cruso, a great friend Of Daniel De-
foe, after whom he named his book
"Roblnson Crnsoc.'
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
Catarrhal Deafness CannO. Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion OF the ear There 10
only one way 10 cure catarrhal seafness
and that 10 by constitutional remedy
Catarrhal Deafness 10 caused by an in
famed condition Of the mucous lining OF
the Eustachian Tube When this tube 10
inhamed you have Il rumbllng sound or i'm
perfect hearing. and when II 10 entirely
closed. Deafness 10 the result Unless the
Inflammation can be reduced and this tube
restored to Its normal condition. hearing
will be destroyed forever. Many cases OF
deafness are caused by catarrh. which Is
an innamcd condition OF the mucous sur.
faces Hairs Catarrh Medicine acts thru
the blood on the mucous surfaces Of the
system
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case OF Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
be cured by Hairs Catarth Medicine. CIR.
culars free. All Druggists. 7sc
+. J CHENEY q CO. Toledo. o.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10

lot, they will have good apprtteS,'
"Thcn, what arc you sad aboutf"
asked the little bug
81 am not sad" said mother bug. II
said II was great pity"
But you didn't tell me what was
n great pity" said the little bug. "Ani
now you say y0u nrc not sad Oh.
dear do not understand | suppose
II is because am II little bug
ITS this that Is n pity" said tho
mother bug ave aren't liked No.
mus tell you the truth. Ly hug child.
we ARE not cared for In the least.
When | was making my home | felt
That we would not be liked And now
that the summer Is Well on, ! know II
TO be true. II Is only that we have
been lucky"
The little hng sin looked rs II he
| didn't understand his mother so she
explained some more.
Owe are called the hard crusted
| June bugs said his mother. THAT
doesn't mean that June Is the only
h"h,h "' inc year Tor Us NO. "
SIMPLY means mat we make our APP
r'hfhh'" IN June nnh We IKE To stay
| quite well into the summer. We like
July and August very well too. But
June Is "h'n We hr'' arrive ana when
we lr'' no hapPF ana Pr"uu OF our
'"mll'es
You mean us don't YOU mamma"
asked the lil'le nus.
Yes my dear ! DO
"bu' you say We mr." not liked
Mamma HnrT asked the little one.
Ihnt Is So said The mother hug
You see we hnv" great Loneliness for
ro'h'oes. ANA we lk" them when
they hrc started nnd when they grow
np-in fact, we nre very fond OF po-
'ato"s'
is that why We aren't likedf' asked
me ht'ie bug, Are we too fond OF
potatoes 10 please the fnrm"rf
Ihat Is II eNactly. dear. bright III
Vie bug said mother hug proudly.
we cnt 80 much ro'ni"-nh we NIB
HE ut potato after potato AMI soon
W" VIII he having all the corn we
want.
"Ah'' she continued 1--WE are 50
much NOR" sensible than gro"n-nrs.
They walt Tor everything 70 be rcady
Tor them, We start right In when
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
On n Small Canvas.

II may be very little duty which
demands our falthfulness. but faith
fitness itself Is n big thing. A great
picture may he painted on small can
vas. We do not need an important
place nor responsible work to call out
Tho best that Il In NY, and 81 flnd the
way to greatness. Companion.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
QUICK. WATSON.

vacationist (much windcd)-I-
I just saw a bearl
lnnkecpcr--Fetch my gun, Jake.
vacstionist-He was green, with
yellow stripes.
lnnkeeper--Nevsr mind the gun,
Jake. Fetch bromide.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10

NUO NIl'l l- "A
great pltyT
u.lcd one of the
little bugs.
"Wcll you see,
my dear" said
mother hug "you
were born under
the ground Al,
there II was we
had our home.
and such nice 1T.
tie bugs rs YOU
We're. How proud
| was Of YOU Yes,
| used 10 say To
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
Conservation,

"Whnt have you children been do
ingi" asked mother.
planting" the twins together an
swcred.
"plnntlng whatf"
"Bcets."
"And where did you get the scedf"
"Oh, we didn't plant seed. We
planted the bunch Of beets we found
In the kitchen, and now mamma you'll
have n whole lot OF lunches OF bects."
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
Mostly So.

you're under arrest" exclaimed the
officer, as he stopped the automobile.
what FORT" inquired Mr. Chuggins,
II haven't made up my mind yet. III
lust look over your lights, an your
license, an your numbers, nm so forth.
I know I can get you for somethin'."
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10

cheerful. 20 go on
eating and spoil
Ing the potatoes
and corn, and
try not TO get
caught 7"
The little hug
was growing rest.
less. "Shnll we
try II now, Nam.
ina Bugi" he
whispered, II am
getting hungry.
I think my broth
crS and sister are,
too"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
John Sutherland Likes Arkan.
sas. But Mus Have The Press.
Waldrow, Ark:
tatT

l2-26-l9l7
Dear Sir an | Friend: |
No paper has
come yet. kindly send us last
weeks paper AMI please DO not
fail to send our paper regularly,
So far like the country fine,
and the people also.
Wishing yoh and yours a hap
by Nav Year, | am very truly
yours. John r. Sutherland
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1918-01-10
MIMIC rNTHIBT|
UiUDl JETkljiiNl
[BRIY TALL GA
~ MARI GpAHAE1BQNNER
NAUGHTY BUes

"lrs great pity" said the hard
trusted June Hu"