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Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-25
"Line-O- Type" From The
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Weiner TO follow him around and watch
closely his liquid tmbibings
Short Private Harrinton saw short
saw and with the short saw short Private
Harrinton sawed short board
The Mimeograph Department is seri-
ously thinking OF sending the young lady
that has possession Of Sergeant Young's
fancy a petition to be more consistent in
her correspondence. The why's and where
fores can be discussed with them this
evening at FIVE
TO record the fact that Privates King
and Schneider are back Is folly, as any
at any hour Of the night In tent three.
Private Guthier will attest to this If
called upon.
We have not made a midnight exam
nation but we feel sure that the new
cots must interfere much with the re-
pose of Private Perkins. How, we Won
der, can he get all his lengthy frame
into one2
Remember, gentlemen, that we must all
box despite the fact that Private Par
lSer insists that the only boxing he will
do win be TO put pamphlets into boxes
We envy Elenore her collection of ar
tistio letterheads that Sergeant Major
Yields sends her There is always the
danger. Sergeant, Of her becoming so
attracted by the art that she viii forget
to read the letter itself. Such is the
voice of envy.
We observe that Sergeant Blackwell
never neglects TO remove his hat when
entering the office. or he didn't 1t would
he knocked or by the top of the door
frame)
OUR WEEKLY LAMPOON,
Third Private Harrington.
| Little body, ponderous brain.
/ Whom the moon doth drive insane,
! II thy head were where
! High up in the air,
| Thy thoughts do circulate.
| T am sure 'twould be our fatN
| Meier again to see
] That smiling face On thee.
Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-25
Hits From Headquarters
Company VI. G.. Z. G.

passed by the camp censor, 1t. O'Con-
neil Henken has a boss" and can
no longer WELD his merciless pen with
the abandon he has heretofore dis
played.
Joe Henson is on the band wagon
and is pulling for the election Of Al
Smith for the next governor of New
York He has still to convince the
boys on Tent 4 that his man is an anti
Murphy man and from the way things
90 flying his way at the mention of his
friend Al. it seems as Gov. Whitman
viii carry Tent 4.
But we have our doubts about Pvt.
Jacobs. We all know that the present
governor killed boxing in New York.
And we all know that Joe cares very
little for boxing. So we cannot be
sure about his vote,
And then another question comes up;
Has infant Weiner reached the proper
age when he can vote? In all, Pvt.
Henson has quite job on his hands
Have We boys all noticed the weight
of Reg Sergt Honigs right arm? The
news came from Washington few
days ago. Best wishes, Ralph
1t is rumored around Tent that
Ralph is seeking tent all for himself
The area of Tent is not large enough
for his chest expansion.
Welcome back, joe Jacobs. We hope
you enjoyed your stay in the big town
Must have been fire sale up north, as
we noticed you brought back quite an
outfit.
sergt Rattle and Infant Weiner
spent the Jewish holidays down in
Birmingham Ala. and from the re-
ports was rendered welcome not to
be forgotten for some time.
This cold spell is sure welcomed by
Top Sergt. Adams. It has put a little
pep in the members of the detachment
We have to keep going these mornings
as Jack Frost has been knocking at
our doors
Lieut.. Efron returned from his So
iourn at Washington. fun OF new data
bearing on the insurance game. War
Risk Insurance IS the Lieutenant's ia
yorite pastime
The Brothers Gross, of Tent No. 2,
Headquarters Department, were rep
resented at the Q. NJ examinations for
commissions. Though it viii break up
Il ROQu GeAiut We WISH ttie CApSSS NAAS
elder, much luck.
Sir Walter Scott Becker, the Dolls
Delight. also took the exam, which
means the Personnel" will lose an
other able boy to the Q. NJ.
He also has thrown about 1000 lines
In his ambitious efforts TO land COM
mission. Nothing ventured, nothing
gained" says Sir Walter.
Bob Wigger and friends entertained
box from home the other day. 1t
cost so cents to ship, 1t was so heavy.
Did you get yours?
Phelan is now at the o, r. S, with
our best wishes. He reports plenty of
work on the job
1t is rumored that the Personnel De-
tachment is to be enlarged and have
It's own quarters Many trust that the
new condition win warrant many
changes.
Johnny Reiss is back from furlough.
Soc is Joe Kanter Both report New
York stin there and lots of boys from
Pelham Bay Jazzng as usual
Well, boys, what have you got to
eat? Gimme some of that. I4emme
see what that is made out Of They
are Private Gerdes favorite words. He
sure can eat and is getting fat. Why
only yesterday he broke the scales in
the ranteen
Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-25

Pvts. Joe Jacobs and Louis Z. Sch
neider returned from their furloughs
and reported that New York is still the
best place for spending army earnings
and then some.
After several sessions with he
eminent attorney from ten No. 4, we
understand WI he has a bank roll.
The center of the table is always shy,
Which we presume is due to absent
Kindness. This may be a failing with
renowned lawyers.
BIZ Cakes Guthier has missed his
right vocation. He is still first class
carpenter. We are now enlightened
why Cakes rubs his head frequently
Cheroots Dudley has been rehears-
ing a Liberty Loan speech for the
past week. All we can hear about 2
a. m. from Cheroots' tent is Buy
Liberty Bond or Bye-bye Liberty"
We respectfully suggest TO Cheroots
to change his brand This phrase was
used In the second and third drives,
Cheroots may be under the impress
sion that he owns that phrase
Sergt Rathe's lady love shipped him
q sweater via Joe Jacobs. Oh, Herb,
what did you do to the young lady?
At that the sweater matches your
face. And we give the young lady
credit for displaying good taste.
Judging from the way Johnny Rel
del marks the boards in the operation
section he must be a chalk expert.
Who win challenge Johnny for game
with the cues?
Old Tom Boyhen, the pessimfst of
tent No. g. is worrying what he wiz
do for his Thanksgiving turkey. After
reading about the English capturing
Is, 600 Turks, Tom in disgust remark
ed that England is hogging the poultry
market
The detachment has a novel and en-
tirely new method Of keeping warm
these Siberian days. They play ball,
Of the one old-c type, only they
have sides, and everybody is supposed
to bat left handed, unless that is their
usual manner. There are a few natu-
raj hitters and Sergt.- Major Ashiield,
who slugs either way spoilt most of
the fun for Ty Horwitz and Hans Wig
ger.
I. Maschatsly assisted l. Maschatsky
in putting out blaze in l. Matchat-
sky's tent No doubt all the Molls"
in Augusta, Aiken and Richmond coun-
ty win know within a day how hero
ically I. Maschatsky acted.
The cold spell has not deferred the
ardor of the checker club in Tent 5.
Loue Loeb wears his eartabs and John
Rouge raps up in a blanket and they
may be seen working out most any
time of the day or night,
You're wrong. today is not Wednes-
day It is the 25th After the payroll
is signed the days are numbered.
Terrible Frank the Brewer has II
figured out that he gets less than 30
cents day, and wants to know how
man is supposed to live on that. We
could take him down TO the 7th Group
and show him a lot of soldiers who
are doing t.
The move star has bunch of nice
friends. In recognition of his recent
promotion they presented him with
fine new broom He can now keep
out OF his tent and will
not have to borrow Tent as broom ev-
cry Saturday morning
Any Of those who have thought that
the qualms OF conventionahty We're
exceeded in past issues, may rest as
kured hereafter that nothing VII 20
into these columns that has not been
Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-25
7 atoofS From the Third
Casual, First Regt.,
O. TIC

YES SIR II you can smile at
your own details you are entitled to
laugh at others,
BUT, that hasn't got anything to
d. with our story
Now that we have a good mess SER
geant let's hope we keep him. %. re-
member what that famous general
said about an army travelling on it's
stomach. Aiken is a mere mornings
walk for some of the boys before
breakfast.
WE HAVE AN EXIT OVER HERE.
YEA 30.
GENERAL ORDER NO 9D6 S-4-AlI
husbands in camp who have their
wives or wife in the city of Augusta
will be allowed one night out each
evening.
But somebody will toss a moth on
it.
Wait until those young boys-men
of 4B, get at the Kaiser
OH, THEY'LL LIKE 1T.
Now that we are going to have a
q band let's hope the Ordnance Camp
will remain here for while.
BUT SOMEBODY WILL TOSS A
MOTH ON THAT ALSO,
The First Regiment had it's first
Formal Guard Mount a week ago and
is doing great. We have Sergeant Ma
jor c. A. Bleilevens, all that is now
necessary is the Q, Il, C. Band. We
hope to have that in week.
We hope to have our new Regiment
al Headquarters Building fixed all up
in right good shape in a few days,
Act Serg. Wilson took the cap
tain's horse for little trim around
camp. He had more ups and downs
than an elevator boy,
Let's hope that Mrs. H. w. Martens,
Miss Louise Julienne, her mother
Mrs. Julienne, and others that are
playing at the Y NJ c. AS viii be at
Y, rs each week for the Srd Regt
More Power r Corp. Hartg,
TATTOO"
9rd Gas. LIST Reg.
Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-25
c osuaE Remarks From
the 9Th of the First


Ask Dolan how he likes his watered
mike
Congratulations on. the promotion,
POP.
Paterson claims this rs good place
10 grow hair. He now has four sprigs
IN his mahogany.
Say, GIL, where did you loose your
Fonr trade?
Kent was seen with a dark short gal
gal at the Busy Bee. Who is she,
Kent?
The sixth Casual is losing quite a
humher of her men.
What say, Pop. Want a telegram?
Burris and Dowd are still wonder
ng,
Buck. how about the pink envel-
spes.
Suliy says Augusta is a wonderful
place. Eth, Sully?
THE DIZZY ELEVENTH.
Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-25
ORDNANCE BOMBS
THIRD ORDNANCE
REPEAT SUCCESS
Standing Room Only for Friday
Nights Show. Augusta Talent
Pleases.


The rafters offered the only remain
ing seating accommodations after Y NJ.
&. A. as had received the audience for
the weekly Ordnance Supply School en-
tertainment Friday night And the audi
ence got feast Of good things, thanks
alike to the clever performers who came
out from Augusta and those which the
Supply School itself furnished The hon
orH OF the evening we're about evenly
divided between Miss Marian Battle, who,
with her ukulele, couldn't seem to give
enough songs to satisfy her audience, and
Miss Ernita Perkins, a little lady who
sand and danced her way into the hearts
Of the men IN uniform.
Corporal Ellis Baum came back with a
line Of comedy quite UP to par. The Head
quarters Company quartet composed Of
Gorporala o. NJ. Hanson, Alpheus Gillette,
Sam II, Evison and Earl J. Stiles, sang
two good numbers, to the piano accom-
paniment Of Corporal Henderson, In cred
table fashion. Private A. y. Torger-
son gave two unaccompanied violin num-
bers that showed that hts musical abi1-
ity was by no means limited to the cor
net. The sing at the conclusion Of the
program to the accompanment Of the
Third Provisional Regiment Jazz Band
produced the most enthusiastic response
from the packed house
The program followed:
A Line of Rag--The Jazz Band
My Lady Clough-Leiter.
stein Song-Bullard. Of Headquarters
Company.
Songs Katy. Frenchy-Miss Ernita Per-
kins
Violin Solo
Liebesfreud. Kreisier.
Selection from Concerto, Debariot, Pvt.
a. y. TorRers0n
songs-The ladies, Kipling
Bloody War
fOVer the Ton Together"
Miss Marian Battle
Funny Bone Ticklers, Corporal Ellis
Baum
Dance, The Blue Bird of Happiness
Misc Erntn Perkins
Song-The Audience and the Jazz
Band
Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-25

Scence: A smoking compartment in
a railway carriage in a train on tina
Great Northern Railway
Old Gent Ito Pat, going home to
Monaghan on furlough)-Young man
allow me to inform you that out OF
every ten cases of men suffering frous
paralysis of the tongue. nine are due,
to smoking.
Pat-Auow ne to inform you, sir,
that out Of every ten men suffering
from broken noses, nine are due to
the habit of not mindiug their own
business
Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-25
Wagon Train Spokes

Private Hagerstrom is terribly down
hearted now that the wagon train is
under quarantine, Cheer UP, Lou, TWEEN
ty-one days is not long to wait, Lois
win wait that long
Sergeant Haines has no love for Cor
poral Garfield since Garfield showed
Tommy how to clip mules. Never mind,
Tommy, Wen know you now.
Slim Webster has entered into the spirit
Of conserving. He rides ten miles out in
the country 10 buy his tobacco. He says
he can save a dime a week That is
the way to do it, Slim. Every little hit
add to what you got makes just little
bit more.
Private Anderson has returned from
40-day farm furlough He says some girl
in Fairview Pa has taken him TO raise.
Is it for life, or the period of the war?
Accidents will happen and when Titus
Hopkins got blown mp in an explosion at
the works the lot fell upon Peter Pop
corn to break the news to the widow.
Peter duly arrived at the house but
was at Il loss how TO start and after
few casual remarks he asked:
HAS Titus insurance on his lfe?'
Sure he has answered Mrs, Hop
We'll" said Peter eve cant collect
your pore husband, but Wen help you
70 collect that
Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-25
F oofnoteS From Fourth
Casuol, First POD.

Since McCune has been appointed or
legly and IS eating with the non ooms
iis chest expansion has increased two
inches.
Jim Maroney' certainly Is in deep with
hat girl in Buffalo who sends him two
etters every day. Who is she Jim2
MeCinn doesn't go out nights any
more. What's the matter, Mac2 study
hg 50 you can hold down post No. ~
The Fourth Casual now looks like a
ton-conls school
Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-25

shee, tied up matters, and ans. her run
cinched the contest Poor umpiring
handicapped Headquarters. otherwise
the scoring might have been more FREE
quent Deadly pitched a steady game
and Plotnick's work behind the bas
was big help.
Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-25

There are also mules n the Signal
Corps, real mules if you should ask
Chief Mule Skinner Cripps. Cripps
suggests that some Of the trees be
,ved in order to prevent the ules
from running into them"
1t $ understood that the student
linemen of the Signal Corpc have
monkeys balloons and all the other
tree climbing species dashed to the
mast when it comes to going up,
Some of the boys have not as vet COM
pleted the especial detail work OF
splinter picking.
TWO new names have been added
to the X P. alumni After the sue
cessful completion of their two
weeks course, Wells and O'Donnell
have received their diploma-khau.
The man who hadl made his pile wah
at last happy. He had managed 10
squeeze himself into very exclusive
golf club On his first visit he looked
aroul for a possible partner at game
and approached stout gentleman, whose
department suggested social standing.
Certainly, sir replied the latter IN
answer to the newcomers invitation,
Then, as they approached the first tee,
he went on;
by the way, I'm four man. What
The novice was startled. but. after
minutes consideration. he said: "Fore-
man, are ye? Well, IEi straw at man
ufacturer."
Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-25

Our police squad wants a light on the
bulletin board The night owls scatter
90 many matches hunting job for next
lay.
Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-25

Pvt Jones was unable to line his feet
ap with the other men at retreat and
keep his belt huckled In line. He has
been nominated for left guide,
Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-09-25

Now that we have tailor we may
get some OF the slack taken out of our
lrills.
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Go. K. hENkEN.

Pvts. Joe Jacobs and Louis E. Sch
neider returned from their furIoughs
and reported that New York is still the
best place for spending army earnings,
and then some
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-09-18
Cabrera ' PaIaviciai
(yiene Dc Ia Pag. LAD

cuando llegc Palavicini. Cabrera Sc
l~evant6 en- ST. asieuto. = puso ST
sonbrero Sc fue. Pero Manero To-
gro atraerlo y despues de unas cxpli-
caciones hizc que lie estrecha7a IA
mano a Palavicl-i.
BESIDE A~ntonces los dos politicos
son amigos intimos V han c~olaborado
EN- varias empresas politicas con al
gun eXito.
Cabrera fue defendido de los fu-
riosos atauues que lie l~anzaron los O.
bregoniStas Zubaran V Urueta en- los
~periodicos. por P~alavicini y fue ei IA
moso Bias Urea Quien ayudo al IL
geniero italo-mexicano en su empress
De Eel Universal"
Las actividades conStantes &c Pala-
vicini V Sus gestiones cerca de los
ca~pitalistas a~mericanos, han sido no
tables en- los u!timos tiempos Y Sc
cree que ha obrado &c acuerdo con
Cabrera, asi Sc ignore que fines per
siguen ambos.
Tambien Sc habla en- eSta ciudad
de iii proximo viaje de Palavicini a
Mexico. Y aun Sc agrega que tlene
proyectado IN nuevo perioGico qua
Sc publicara en- la capital de Ia Re
blica, toda vez que fracaso en- su in,
tento de haceT IN magazine en- aos
Estados Unidos.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-09-18
No lie Pegue! Sonora!
Su nino esta biIioso
Y c%alenturiento
Observe su lengua, ST esta sucia,
limpic su pequeno estomagO,
ell higado y los intestinos

No pegue a los rinos enfcrmizos-
Yea ST tiene Ia lengua sucia, pues es-
to es IN signo i~nequivoco de Que So
pequeno estomago, el higado Y los in
te5tinos. estan Ell NAL estaGo.
Dele una cucnaraGIta de "Jarabe de
Higos de California" cuando los yea
pa;:Cos. calanturientos, resfriados,
con nal de garganta. cuando no CO.
men, duermen o actGan de n
natural. cuando tengan dolor de es-
tonnage. indigestion o diarrea, Y en-
unas cuantas horas todos los desper-
dicios. bills agrias, Y alimentos en-
fermentation, salGran de los intesti-
nos. V tendra listed a 81 nino allegro
Y jugueton &c nuevo. Los ninos to-
man con gusto este inofensivo la
xanta de Frutas' y las madres pue-
den darlo sin miedo q los ninos para
limpiar los intestinos.
Tengalo siempre a Ia mano. n
raj Tn POGO administrado hoy evil
tara la enfermedad del nino manana,
zero obtenga eI genuine. Pida IN Ia
botica una botella de "Jarahe de HI
COS de California" con IA cue a
direcciones para los bebes, ninos de
todas edades Y para los adultos. Re-
cuerde que hay imitaciones que Sc
venden por 10 que es indispensable
cue Sc fife que esta hecho por Ia Ca
!ifornia Fig Syrup Co." Refuse
cualquier otro jarabe de higos que
lie ofrescaR. (Adv)
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-09-18
LLEVO
ARMAS P R 4
Los REBELDES
DE- VERACRUZ
Liege de arribada forzosa
a Veracruz, cargada de
aZucar destinada a Iii:
Pto. de Honduras
usyesiql .cra Ii PRENS.+.

Gs2esial para Ii PEENS+.
LAREDO. Texas, septiembre IL
Una noticia trasrlitida de Mexico in
fcrma que en- ell puerto de NeracruZ
| esta siendo retenida por las autori-
dades carrancistas una goleta cuba
ma Que lego a aquel puerto de arri-
bada forzosa a cauSa del temporal
| cue azoto al Cello Ell los llt;mos dias
de la semana pasada. Esa goleta
corducia un ~cargamento de dzucar
destinado 4 un puerto de la Republi-
ca de Honduras, pero ell hecho de
que haya llegado de arribada forzosa
q EeracruZ. cS decir. 4 un punrc tan
| completamente cont:ario de aquel en-
! que Sc dirigia, hizo Que las autorida-
des carrancistas entraran en sospe-
chas de que dicha gcieta Sc encami-
10. POGO despues de salir de Cuba. a
algln punto de la costa meyicana pa
ia dejar algun carganlento de arnlas
Y municiones destinado a los revolu-
cicnariOs felicistas. y que Gespues de
este fuera victima del temporal que
ia a~rrojo hasta NeracruZ.
Parece que cfectivamente csc bar
co cubano traio IN cargamento de ar
mas Y municioncs para los revolucio-
n~arios. cargamento cue entrego on
I'm punto de la costa sur del Estado
de Neracruz. pero las autoridades
carrancistas no pueden c%omprobar es-
10. La goleta esta cargada con ell
| azucar destinado a Ia Republica de
Honduras y presenta las huellas de
haber sido victima de IN fuerte tent
poral.
La goleta parecc cue salio haze
mas de ocho dias del puerto &C la
Habana.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-09-18
Ell CONSULADC MEXLCANO EN-
DEL RIO NO IZO LA BANDE-
RA Ell Ola Is

Por Corrco. pare ia PREAS.l."
DEL RIO. TEXAS. Septiembrc ~
D una nota en- extreme desagrada-
bic para IA c~oloHia mexicaHa de csta
ciudad. voy a dar cuCnta a los ler-
tore de LA PRENSA, para cue veal:
Ia indiferercia de algunos represen.
tantes del gob:erno c~arrancist2. po,
cuanto a nucstra patria Sc rcficrc.
Es el hecho que nj durante 81 dia
-. nj ei If. aniversario este Iltjmo
lie la Inderendencia Nacional. fu6
iZaGa Ia bandera meXicara Ell e! edi-
fic.o del CoHsulaio. Ell csta ciIdad,
vista tai Cosa nor un grupO de
vcciros mPXicanos- acordaron de 81
propia cuenta :zaT la bandera en- no.
nor &c la g!oriosa fccha CT QUE So
prociamara nuestra independence
Hacioral.
Fl mismo grupo de meX;cano;. in
dicHados por II indiferancia demos
trada pov e. roprescntantc del gohle"-
no. GUiere clevar Una enfrg:ca pro-
tesla ror su conducta, q fin de Que
en- Ia successive no Sc repita tan gran
d, = eirr!ficativa falta de PATRIOTS
no. en- quicn mas obligaGo esti Il Oar
cjemplo De civismo V de leaItad para
0uostr1 uUerida patria.
FL COERESPONS4L.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1918-09-18
FUNCIONAREOS AMERICANOS EN- LAS
FIESTAS PATRIAS De NUEVO LAREDO
Civies y miitares pasaron al lado mex!cano
siendo recibidos con grandes honores

De. Ssrr.cie Espsc!ei para IA PRENS-i-
LAREDO. Texas. SeptiemDre II
Por p-imera vez Ell la historic de IA
frcntera. ofiHa!es. militares Y cIvI-
les americanos han estado ~presentes
en- las ceremonies ofici2ies de Ia CO.
lebracion de la Independence meEi-
cana en- NUevo Laredo, como invita-
dos de honor.
e consul &c los Estados Unidos en-
Nuevo Laredo, Mr.. Walte- Shoies
hizo les arraglos necesarios para
Cue funcion:rios civiles Y miE:ares
americanos pasaran al lado mexica-
no 2 participant de las fiestas orga-
rizadas en- honor de los heroes de
ia Independence mexicana, Y a el Sc
deben las demostraciones de amistad
Y de sincere entendimiento que Sc
pusie-on lie relieve por fu~nc!onarios
mexicanos V americanos e. dia de
aver. e. me-cionado Consul Mr..
Sho!es obtuvo de Washington Ell per-
MISC correspondence para e. inter
caMbio de- cortesias entire las dos
nacioneS V para que la from
terra los miltares de los ejercitos
americana V meXicano. .