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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1918-06-28
MANY LAUNCHINGS ON 4TH.
United States to Make Record in Cele-
bratiOn of National Holiday.

Celebration of July this year will
be made notable for all time by the
launching from American shipyards
of the largest number of ships of the
greatest aggregate tonnage ever put
into the water in one day, says an
official announcement of the United
States shipping board.
Independence days contribution to
the merchant fleet will be at least
80 vessels. with a capacity of 439.-
$50 deadweight tons. Of this num-
Der two are to be launched here by
the Sloan shipyards, one of them for
the Australian government and the
other the first of the 1s ordered by
the shipping board.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1918-06-28
Urges Care to Prevent Fires.

Governor Lister has issued a for
est fire warning and appeal to every
body for utmost precaution in pre-
vention of loss to war production in
dustries through carelessness in set
ting or watching vres. Everything
people can do must be done to pre-
vent the terrible and general fire
disaster this dry season invites, the
governor says. With crop shortage
in prospect. responsibility for preven-
ton Of fire rests more heavily than
ever before upon every man, woman
and child In the state. he says.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1918-06-28
BEACH LOSES MORE BOOZE.


DOC" Beach, the Shelton druggist
and former legislator, who lost 1000
quarts of booze" last Christmas
when they were conflscated by local
officers at the Union Pacific freight
depot here, was "hit" again this week
when Sheriff Jack Clifford grabbed
another 4OO-Quart shipment Wednes-
day afternoon at the same depot.
AS in the former case, the permit
upon which this whisky was being
imported had expired, the date on
this one being May %. The booze"
was carefully slowed away in the
county jail by Sheriff Clifford, along
with the 588 quarts confiscated at
Percival's dock couple Of weeks
ago.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1918-06-28
JUDGE ADVOCATE Is NAMED


On the request of General E. H.
Crowder, Judge Advocate-General Of
the United States Army, for recon-
mendations from this state, Governor
Lister has named Frank Reeves Of
Wenatchee, for appointment to the
Judge Advocates Department.
Mr.. Reeves will represent the Judge
Advocate Department in prosecutions
under military law and selective serv-
ice act enforcement. He is a we'll
known and former member of the
legislature, serving in the session of
1915.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1918-06-28
Former Olympian Now Fuel Chief.

Winlock w. Miller of Seattle, a
native Of Olympia, is now federal
fuel administrator for this state. hav-
ing been appointed this week to sue
coed David Whitcomb, who has been
called to Washington. D. c., to serve
as executive secretary to the federal
administrator, H. A. Garfield. Mr..
Miller is the son of the late William
Winlock Miller, in whose memory
the old high school grounds were do
mated to the city by his widow, Mrs.
Mary M. Miller. and for whom the To-
cal high school Is named.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1918-06-28
Another Fatality at Bordeaux.

Another fatal accident occurred at
Bordeaux last Friday afternoon
when, while attempting to cut some
cars Off a moving train Newton Hol-
lingshead, 32 years old, brakeman,
fell between the cars and was badly
mangled, being killed almost in
stantly He had been employed at
the Mason County Logging company's
works for about two weeks and was
a member of the Moose lodge in Ia
coma. Coroner Jesse T. Mills
brought the body to Olympia Friday
evening and began search for rela-
tives.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1918-06-28
LUMBER PRICE HIGHER.
Government Allaws Average Advance
ON Fir OF $2.75 per 1000.

Formal announcement of an aver
age advance in the price Of Douglas
fir lumber Of approximately $2.75 a
1000 was made this week by the price
fixing committee of the war indus
tries board, the new prices to be +.
O. b. at the mill, and to apply alike
to government orders and to the trade
generally.
This advance was granted as the re-
suit of q recent showing by Pacific
Coast lumbermen that costs entering
into the manufacture Of lumber had
advanced.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1918-06-28

Postmaster James Doherty has
been notified not to accept parcels
for delivery to soldiers in the Amer
lean Expeditionary Forces In France
unless they are accompanied by the
written approval of the commanding
officer of the regiment to which the
addressee belongs, which the soldier
must obtain in advance and send over
here. Shortage of tonnage and the
increasing need for every available
ship to carry food and munitions are
responsible for the new order. There
is no limitation on the number Of
letters that may be sent.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1918-06-28
Fairview Finds Big Moss Bed.

The Red Cross auxiliary at Fair
view has discovered fine large bed
of sphagnum moss, sufficient, it is be-
lievcd, to supply all the wants of the
local chapter, which is working on
an order for 5000 dressings made
from this moss. The auxiliary early
this week had already sent in five
big sacks of moss and reported that
it has about 70 acres of moss land
that has never been touched.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1918-06-28
:. !. !. !. !. !. !. !. !. !. !. !. j. !. j.
BE BRIEF AND ACCURATE.

!. Be brief when you write to !
!. the Bureau of War Risk Insur- !:
!. ance if you can. But you must 1
!. be accurate. the committee on 1
!. public information advises. !
!. There are 100000 Smiths list !
{. ed in the allotment and allow ::
!. ance files of the bureau. OF !
!. these, 1040 are John Smiths, !
!. 200 John A. Smiths, 1850 Will !
!. liam Smiths and 200 William III. I
!. Smiths. There are 262 John J. /
: O'Briens in the files, and in so I
!. cases the wife's name is Mary. I
:. There are 1900 Millers, 49, !
!. 600 Wilson's, 1000 John Browns !
!. and 1900 John Johnsons. I
!. + j. :. !. :: !. !. !. !. I. !. + I. ). I
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1918-06-28
Seattle Man New Commissioners

Donald A. Mcdonald, assistant fed
eral district attorney at Seattle, was
this week appointed to the industrial
insurance commission by Governor
Lister, filling a vacancy caused by
the recent appointment of John M.
Wilson as superior judge Of Thurston
county. Mr.. Mcdonald is a demo-
crat and son of the late E. A. Nc
Donald, we'll known is Seattle. His
becomes effective July l.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1918-06-28
Troy to speak at Shelton.

Attorney p. M. Troy of this city,
president of the Olympia National
bank, has accepted an invitation to
deliver the grafton at Mason county's
Fourth OF July celebration at Shelton.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-10-11

otto M. Bruce. Ridgway. III.
John X. Moss. Missouri Valley,
Iowa.
Edward E. Slocum. Chicago.~
PRIVATES.
John Decarli. Livingston, Ill.
Harry Everett, Alton, Ill.
Louis E. Fischer. Chicago.
Virden L. Leonard, Brooks, Iowa.
Joseph L. Smith, East Harris
burg, Ill.
Edward Wiley, Davis Junction,
Ill.
Louis f. Tipsword, Decatur, III.
Slightly Wounded.
Jaroslav Sruta, Chicago.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-10-11

ton (severely). 2; missing IN ac-
ton, 2. Total, IS.
Killed I'm Action,
SERGEANT.
Morris d. Moore, Poplar BluI,
Mo.
CORPORALS
William l.. Hubner, Laporte, lad.
Jack NJ. Melrose. Mesa, Ariz.
Vern +. Swingle, Manistiq, Mich.
PRfVATES.
Benjamin Berman, Philadelphia,
Pa.
Thomas f. Devaney, Bird Island,
MINI.
Harvey c. Phillips, Troy. y. Y.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-10-11

Charles IT. Keeney, East Bank, '
Va
Fred W. Knoll. Saltwater. Min
Henry G.. Edwards, ROckawa
Beach, n. Y
Murrell W. Starns, Ottumwa. l.
Thomas V. Thomas. New Lish0i
Ind.
John 0. Vogt. Crown Point. Ohlf
Killed In Action Previously RG
ported Missing.
PRIVATE.
Jewell T. Hill. Jefferson, Ga.
Returned 10 Duty previously r.
ported MissinRj.
Edward Schanda, Chicago.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-10-11

MECHANIC.
Joseph Anthony Banome, New
York, n. Y.
PRIVATES.
Clarence W. Baldwin, Astoria, n.
".
Joseph Bartosiewicz, Detroit,
Mich.
William ]. Book. Warren, Ohio.
Everett A. Crenshaw, Miami,
Ariz.
Samuel Dewitt. Kansas City, Nc.
William Doyle, Belle Vernon. Pa.
Lester r. Emery, East Jordan,
Mich
Harold F. Johnston, welisviIle.
n. Y.
Raymond ]. Kenney. Williams
port Pa.
/ william F. Louk, GIady, w Va.
James E. McDougal, Dalton, &c
7 George Joseph Markell, Gagetowp,
Mich.
/ Kirk Satterfeld, Huntsville. Ala
! William August Schrack, New
York. N Y.
! Paul d. Scott. Kansas City, Mo.
/ Frank R WeisseT, Tenney, MINI.
! Frank J. WieIkiewicz, Depew, y.
liz.
/ Harry Durka. Detroit, Mich.
! Charles E. Painter, Hornersville,
1 Mo.
! Vithia Ira Perry, Bolton, Texas.
I Dan Baxter, Ennis, KY.
/ James S. Bunting, Philadelphia,
Pa.
John William Hill, Bradford, Pa.
! John Henry Hutchinson, Gray
! ling, Mich.
Rom Dixon Kirby, Kings Creek.
y. c.
! August Pavia. Utica, n. Y.
! William Pollard, New Bedford,
Mass.
/ Monty J. Reese, Fort Worth, Tex.
Leon Roberts, Philadelphia, Pa.
/ Ralph Rumbaugh, Buchanan,
Mich.
William H. Rushing, Josserand,
/ Texas.
+ William Sarlo. Brooklyn, y. 7.
+ Julius SeIschotter, Flint, Mich
William E Altman, Lucasville, O..
/ Raymond H. Batchelder, Auburn
dale, Mass.
James Bergman, Greenland, On
! tonagon county, Mich.
Anthony Catalano, Brooklyn, ".
Y.
Russell L. Cheatle, Trenton, N.
".
! Carlo DonelIi, San Fafael. Mer-
/ lingo county, Cal.
Herbert H. Edgar, Willamook.
! Ore
James .Gowen. Charlottesville, Me.
! Clarence G. HaISey, COuderspOrt,
Pa
! Lenox Hotard. Bourg, La.
| Walter F. Meyer, Burlington, Ia
| Frank Seesberger, Cleveland, o.
Frank. Steiger, Summerhill, Pa.
Mariana Veola, Buffalo, n. Y.
+ Died Of Disease.
CAPTAIN.
! George A. LaCroix, St Louis, Mo-
! LIEUTENANT
J Augustus B. McE1derry, Balti-
more, Md
SERGEANTS.
! Thomas A. Abrey, Detroit, Micl.
Peter ]. McFfugh, Brighton, Mass.
Chelmer c. Eley, Berne, Ind.
Hugh H. Luttrell, Oxford, Ala.
/ James P McAneny, Philadelphia,
PA.
Frank J. McMiIlen, Shelby, Neb.
CORPORAL.
Allen J. Shedden, San Barnardi-
. no, Cal.
WAGNER.
Alfred L. Goodwin, Sterling, III.
PRIVATES.
! Willie Boney. Columbia, S. C.
Nicholaum FootO, Freeman, W.
Va.
Roy Hannah, Cherryvale, Kan.
Norris E. Hogge, Dandy, York
county, Va.
James n. McClelIion, Pelzer, S. C.
Ross c. Mcconnell, New Athens,
Ohio
Jasper s. Maxey, Melita, Va.
Eugene Mckinley Berger, Naper-
vile. III.
Joseph Britain, Roswell, Texas.
Luther Davis, Mounds, Okla.
! Stephen Fullwood, Princeton, La
Ernest E Haywood, Magnolia,
Ark
Horace G. Jones, Lawrenceville,
/ Elmer Lewis Cincinnati, Ohio.
Herbert Franzen, Miami, Fla.
Judson D. Freeman, Elyria, o.
Michael Jenamann, Georgetown,
Wis.
Bert Johns, Louisville Ohio.
| John w Smith, Lancaster, Pa.
Died From Accident and Other
Causes.
| SERGEANT.
| Edmund Danielski, Detroit, Mich.
/ PRIVATES.
| Henry S. Clay, West Chester, Pa.
Paul Coffman. Mason City, Neb.
Oliver j. Garrow, Burlington, Vt.
Wounded Severely.
SERGEANTS.
Herschel NJ. Grover, Blooming
! ton. Ill.
Harold NJ. Hane. Berwyn, III. .
| CORPORALS.
1 Glen r Cameron OSkaIOOSa IA
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-10-11
Silk w aistS
Special $2.98

For one day, Saturday, choice Of
large assortment OF pretty silk plaids,
stripes and checks, in smart Autumn
styles-variety OF models to choose
from, were $398, tomorrow S2.98.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-10-11
Raymond L. Walton, Fort Madi
son, Iowa.
(SECTION THREE.

Marine CORPS casualties-Sunl-
mary of casualties to date:
Oficers-Deaths, A, wounded,
IS Sub total, 100.
Enlisted men-Deaths, 1,095:
wounded, 2,102; in hands of enemy,
"A; missing. 1876. Sub total, 3,34S.
Grand total. 3,46S.
The following casualties are re-
ported by the commanding general
OF the American expeditlonary
forces (included in above totaD ::
Killed in action, "A; wounded IN ac-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-10-11
Umbrellas
Special 500

A special sale tomorrow of 100 wo-
mems 26 inch umbrellas, with Paragon
frames, natural handles, serviceable
coverings. Cannot be duplicated today
under $3.50. Choose while 100 last for
81 90
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-10-11
Silk PettiCOats
Special 1898

A great petticoat value for tomor-
row. All of good quality taffetas, fam
cy and plain hemstitched ruffles, also
jersey tops with taffeta flounces, all
colors, plain and changeable, mostly
$500 values.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18
HARLEM OIL CAPSULES
1T YOUR BACK ACHES

Do You feel tired and "worn-outi"
Are you nervous 0nd irritable? Don't
Sleep well at night? Have dragged
out" uurcsted feeling when you get
up IN the morning? Dizzy spclsI Bill
iOus? Bad taste in the mouth, back
ache, pain or soreness in the loins,
and ahdomcn2 Severe distress when
urinaljng, bloody, cloudy urine og scd-
iment2 An these indicate gravel or
stone In the bladder, or that the pol
sonous microbes, which are always in
your system, have attacked your kid
ncys
You should use GOLD MEDAL
Haarlem OH Capsules Immediately.
The OH soaks gently into the walls
and lining Of the Kidneys, and the lit
tie poisonous animal germs. which are
causing the Inflammation, are imme-
diatoly attacked ana chased ont Of
your system without inconvenience or
pain.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18
No Pleasure in ldleness.

Idlencss is never a source of pleas
IRE. The nation puts folks on en-
forced idleness as a punishment. A
well-eurned rest is boon to any busy
man, but that's far from idleneaS. The
idler is just n spender, parasite. a
candidate for social oStracism and
the poorhouse. lie soon loses the
power for real enjoyment He's just
burden to himself and the folks
around him. He's always hunting
happiness. but Is too sluggish TO use
the means that bring it, His is the
passive existence of Incidence, stag
nation and deafness. The very facul-
ties capable Of giving pleasure are
Obsolescent. It's no use to dream
about happiness unless you are will
Ing to do little 10 help bring it.
Like love it wears best when used.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18
NAV Come TO This.

II shall want some money today,
dear" said George Pipwhistle TO his
wife before the latter set out for busi-
ness one morning in 1927. And Mrs.
Pipwhistle, grumbling the while, hand
ed out the chips and waved her hand
from the garden gate. as she made q
dash for the eight-ninetCen.
Three hours after Mrs. +. had re-
turned from the city, George Pipwhis-
tie came in. He had mountain of
parcels In his arms and the light of
triumph in his eyes.
YES" he painted, as he united the
parcels and disclosed four corkscrews,
a stuffed owl. an assortment of paint
brushes, remnant of cloth-bound
Uncle Toms Cabin" six walking
sticks, a toasting fork, brace of tin
openers and roasting Jack. such a
scramble! It's just about the best
bargain sale that ever was ~
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18
THREE KINDS OF GENTLEMEN
Somewhat Peculiar Distinctions That
Are Made by Inhabitants OF the
Emerald Island

Ireland is the only country in which
1t has ever been custor,e y to classify
gentlemen as of three distinct kinds or
species.
Probably the distinctions are still
recognized to some extent in the En-
erald isle, but two centuries ago, and
even much later, they were defined
respectively as (one) the "hall-mount-
ed (two) the gentleman every inch
of him." and (three) the gentleman to
the backbone"
The first class consisted of descend
ants of Cromwelrs soldiers. who If
they could ride we'll were called
"Buckskin Breeches," or "SquireenS."
The second class was composed of
descendants of old families whose es-
tates mad been forfeited to the crown
for rebellion or other reaSonS), and
who had been compelled to lower them
selves by working for a living, In trade
or the professions.
The third class-the gentlemen to
the ckbone"-comprised the old
stock, or folks who lived on the ancient
family estates and the labor of the
peasantry pertaining to their domains.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18
AN ATTACK OF GRIP
USUALLY LEAVES KIDNEYS
IN WEAKENED CONDITION

Doctors in all parts of the country have
been kept busy with the epidemic of grip
which has visited so many homes The
symptoms of grip this year are often very
distressing and leave the system in a run
down condition, particularly the kidneys
which seem to suffer most, as almost every
victim complains of lame back and urin-
airy troubles which should not be neglect
ed, as these danger signals often lead to
dangerous kidney troubles Druggists
report a large sale on Dr.. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root which SO many people say
soon heals and strengthens the kidneys
after an attack of grip. Swamp Root,
being an herbal compound, has a gentle
healing effect on the kidneys, which is al
most Immediately noticed in most cases
by those who try it. DR.. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y, offer to send a sam
pie size bottle of Swamp-Root, on receipt
of ten cents, to every sufferer who re
quests it. A trial will convince anyone
who may be in need of it.. Regular medi-
um and large size bottles, for sale at
all druggists. Be sure to mention this
paper.-Adv.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18

Don't ignore the little pains and
aches" especially backaches. They
may be little now but there is no tell.
ing how soon a dangerous or fatal dis
ease Of which they are the forerun.
ners may show itself Go after the
cause Of that backache Mt once. or you
may find Yourself in the grip Of an in
durable disease.
Do not delay a minute. Go to your
druggist and insist on his supplying
You with a box Of GOLD MEDAL
Haarlem Oil Capsules. In ri hours
you will feel renewed health and vigor.
After You have cured yourself, con-
tinue 10 take one or two Capsules
each day so as to keep in frst-ciass
condition, and ward of the danger Of
future attacks. Money refunded II
they do not help You, Ask f1r the
original imported GOLD MEDAL
brand, and thus be sure OF getting the
genuine.--Adv.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18
EVERYTHING IN FULL SIGHT
According to Children, There Seemed
Little Doubt That 1t Was Soon
Going to Rain.

One evening Notwithstanding the
brilliantly and the little ones were
watching with eager interest the clear
ing of dark days.
81 see the dipper," cried the boy. our
eldest, aged seven.
Yes" adds papa, land it's standing
on its head"
81 guess it's going to rain" says Ed
gar who is five. While from Sta. our
three-year-old, Papa, papa, and l see
the faucet!"
Outside our kitchen door there
stands a spigot beside which we keep
Il dipper hanging for the children's es-
pecal use.-Los Angeles Times.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18
CATCHING 1T.

An Irishman was coming down one
of the bridges of the Liverpool landing
stage on his way to the Blrkenhead
boat. over his shoulders hung a bag
containing about bushel of potatoes,
and in his hand he carried a stout
stick.
Being under full sail, the momen-
tum acquired in coming down the steep
slope carried him nearly across the
landing stage, when, seeing Il boat
about ten feet from it, he shook out
another reef, made an astonishing
squirt, and jumped.
Just as he reached the deck the POI
tatO bag shifted heavily to port and
laid out a clerk, who was smoking a
cigar through a meerschaum holder,
while the stick-hit rotund merchant
in the waisthand, shutting him up like
a knife, and Pat himself assumed an
involuntary devotional attitude.
He was the first to recover his per-
pendicularity, and, as he replaced the
bag in its normal position, he compla-
Gently remarked:
BE me sowl, that was a powerful
jump; but l got the boat, bedad"
Got the boat" shrieked the clerk.
splitting out pieces of amber. "Why,
you confoun4ed idiot, this boat is com,
ing in"
And so she was.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18
In No Condition to Slide.

A woman passed a group Of chill
dren and overheard them taunt little
fellow because he would not slide down
a coping like the rest of them were
doing.
One little fellow said "You are
afraid to slide down."
The lad replied, 81 guess you
wouldn't want to slide down, either if
you were me, who's already had six
spaukings this morning"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18
The Unkind Voice.

A politician who WAS running for
congress, Thought 1t worth while TO
make mention of his humble origin aud
early struggles.
Il got my start In life by serving in
a grocery ut three dollars "a week. and
yet | have managed to save" he an
nounccd.
Whcroupon, voice from the audi
ence qucrted;
WAS that before the invention Of
cash registersT THE Peoples Home
Journal
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18
Not a Best Seller

'Ilayc Won any worthwhile books in
here asked the superior person.
I'VE have thousands of volumes. sir"
replied the clerk. I'm sure there In
something Ia our stock to suit the most
eXacting taste. What do you rcqulre7"
Il want n book Of synonyms"
Just moment, sir, until speak to
the boss. / don't believe we have any
offer synonyms works. birmingham
ge-Ilcrald.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18
FRECKLES
Now 1. the lime to Get Rid Of These Ugly SPOT,

There's no longer the slightest need Of feeling
ashamed III your freckles. as Othine-double
strengths guaranteed to remove these homely
spots.
Simply get an ounce Of Othina-double
Etrength-froIa your druggist, and apply q little
Of It night and morning and you should soon see
that even tie worst freckIes have begun to dis
appear while the lighter ones have vanished 90
tirely. II is seldom that more than one ounce
is needed 70 completely clear the skin and gain
a beautiful clear complexion.
Be sure 70 ask fer the double strength Othi1e
this IS sold una,t guarantee Of money back
II II Fails TO remove freck les.-Adv.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18
A Snuare Meal.

Some American soldiers in the
trenches were discussing the food sit
uation when one said: Just think Of
1t, potatoes. steak, butter honey, fruit
pie, and two eggs"
Another soldier reminded him that
such a feed was not to be had at any
price.
why" said the first, ITS not to
eat it's to think about"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18
It's Definition.

Young Bride-I wonder why they
call a wife's allowance pin money:
Ola Matron-Because the average
husband thinks money enough to buy
pins to hold her old clothes together
is all a wife needs.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18
A Criticism.

William Dean Howells the famous
author, does not like the movies. He
thinks their technical side. the cam
era mans side, is wonderful, but he
has no time for their literary or seen
ario side.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18

Cyclopedia-Do you notice the airs
the Unabridged Dictionary Is giving
himself?
Popular Novel-What is he giving
himself airs for?
Observation-Disclosures his appendix
has been cut out.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18
The Difference.

She-There's no doubt but that mar
riage improves mans politeness.
Ue-How sof
She-You frequently get up and offer
me a chair now. Before we were mar
ried you never gave me more than half
of Il.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18
Another One TO TrN.

Friend Husband-I've been reading
about the recent action Of the Prus-
sian diet
Mrs. Heavysides-Tell me about II.
Does it reduce you without starving
YOU to death:
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1918-05-18
PLACING the Blame.

Bill see your friend has got a
chauffeur now.
Gill-Yes, ne has.
But ! thought he liked to drive his
own carp
"Well, he did, but he has had so
much trouble with the thing that he
just thought he'd like to have some
body to blame it on"