Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1918-10-05
KAISER DOOMED:
d END WILL COME
MONDAY NOON
Woodmen's Parade Will Settle
Problem of What to Do
with Greatest Foe of
Humanity.

The kaiser" and his staff will
be in Omaha next Monday noon
They will be brought here by the
Woodmen of the World in accord
ance with a plan which Sovereign
Commander w. A. Frazer dreamed
out and Is putting into effect.
Don't get ready your pistols and
shotguns for the occasion, however
The kaiser won't be here, himself
but merely in effigy.
In fact, the occasion at which he
and his accomplices are to be pres
cnt is one which is not pleasing to
TIE kaiser, the crown prince, Hin
denburg, Ludendorff and Won Tir-
pitt. This occasion will be the lay
ing of the cornerstone of the Tower
OF Liberty on the court house lawn.
Volunteers Lacking.
Mr.. Frazer is finding great diff
Guilty in getting people to act" as
the above-named scoundrels. APP
plicants want big salaries and, OF
course, the accident companies re-
fuse to insure them against anything
that may happen when they are
dressed for their parts.
But all obstacles are being over
come and the five pirates will march
through the Omaha streets Monday
noon. Please remember, folks, that
these actors" are all good, loyal
Americans and not the persons
whom they are made up to repre-
sent.
Hiss, il you must, as forth
they're led; but don't throw moth
ing, nor shoot" he said.
Parade at Noon.
The parade is scheduled to start
from the Woodmen of the World
building at Has o'clock noon. and
proceed through the downtown
streets to the court house lawn. 1t
will move in this this order:
Band.
Platoon of Police.
1.-THE Last of the Hohenzollerns.
THE New German Coat of Arms"
Guard OF Honor(?) for the Kaiser
Officers of the Woodmen of the
World.
Crown Prince, Ludendorff, linden
burg and Won Tirpitz, in Chains.
Mayor and City Council.
County Officials.
Liberty Loan Executive Committee.
Band.
of the Woodmen of the
World and Woodmen Circle.
Surprise in Store.
Just what will happen to the Huns
at the Tower of Liberty. Mr.. Frazer
declines to say But it will be
plenty" 1t is rumored that they
are to be hanged and then buried
with appropriate dance music.
With the five desperadoes out of
The way, the ceremonies of laying
The cornerstone will be held. Then
he amount of the Woodmen sub
'cription to the Liberty Loan will |
'e announced and the tower will be |
quilt up with as many blocks as |
kere are thousands of dollars in
he Woodmen subscription.
Each succeeding noon next week |
he tower will be added to by just
IS many blocks as there are thou
ands of dollars in the Liberty loan
subscriptions received ip each day.
Mondays ceremonies will conclude
With community singing, led by the
'Voodmen sextette.
Returned Soldier Talks.
7. H. Clemmons of Georgia.
eturned soldier. amused the auri-
nee with a recital Of his expert
noes in the trenches.
"Our boys have two enemies in
france" said Clemmons, "They
re the Huns and the coolies, and
We are only afraid Of one Of
hem"
John L. Kennedy, state fuel ad-
Illustrator, made a stirring ad-
ress.
If nature could turn back its
lock for three months | am salts
ed victory would be won by Jam
airy l." he said. "But the end will
ONE, and when that time arrives
ct US make the United States stand
or unconditional surrender"