South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-06-30

TO suit our style of architecture.
BY the bye we trust Wen get
that check before the company goes
into the hands of a receiver.
Oh. yes, there is such a thing as
photographed license. II you call
it Italian, YOU can follow the
Roosevelt plan and spell it I-I-I-I-I-
Italian. But we would have you
know that the I-I-I-Italians have
surely put the TT in Italy. and al
most knocked the Hun out of Hun
gary.
Less than SIX months until Christ
mas. Do your Christmas ". 5. 5.
shopping early.
Isn't it fine to laze on the porch
while the breezes fan your thin
locks and dream of that far away
June of long ago when YOU dis
ported in the odd swimmin' hole,
and wouldn't you like TO plunge into
the old swimmin' hole again? The
same here. The porcelain lined
bathtub with the shower attachment
we got for a Christmas present last
year is good enough for US
Up 10 this time. Jess Willard
seems 10 be addicted 10 merely
pacihstic encounters.
rangements are in the main scien-
tific and sensible. Man would prob
ably fix il so we'd have billiards.
in June and sunstrokes in January
and that would play the devil with
the crops
Despite the solicitous warnings Of
some of our acquaintance we took
chances. and ate the bass present
ed Us by our esteemed confrere,
George Albert Maurer Mishawaka
manager of the South Bend Tribune.
and still live And say, they tasted
better than any ever set in front
of US When it comes TO catching
! fish. Wen have TO admit that the
Trib. has Us skinned bare
We do not question the good
faith of the merchants who adver-
tise cool" garments. But it looks
very much TO us a. if anything
heavier than a serene expression
and sweet smile is worn on days
like this eve take chances here
the temperature of the body is
bound to rise some.
a man is asking Beatrice Fairfax
what 10 do 10 reconcile his wife
and his mother. Let us answer it,
Battle, dear. First, ascertain the
/ distance between the east and the
west and insert that between the
two. Then repeat Kipling's "Oh.
! east is east and west is west, and
never the twain shall meet"
All useful labor is honorable. but
most Of the idleness is vicious, de-
mOralizing. dishonest. contemplate
and unpatriotic. Are you working
or lOatng?
DIST iEllu CCilctllcS. eIG.
Local attorneys who are giving Of
their time 10 the questionnaires in
connection with the raising of the
. huge army for Uncle Sam, tell US
that Mishawaka's population prom
Uses 10 be increased by p per cent
before the end OF 191S-that is. if
all the women who have been to
see them in reference 70 their hus-
bands are right in their conjecture
Girls ought to know this: The
/ fellow who talks TO her about soar
ing aloft 10 the stars together is a
| poetical and sentimental cuSs but
| in just eight months after matri-
mony he gets an awful crouch if the
kitchen doesn't show up 100 per
cent efficient and always on time.
a lovely old republican lady sent
word 10 US the past week that she
hoped 10 live long enough 70 see
Us and every other democrat torn
/ 10 pieces. We presume our benevo-
/ lent wei wisher is good and mad
/ because the war is being won by
! soldiers sent across the seas by a
democratic administration In any
/ case. it's a good thing our pachy-
/ dermatous hide is immune from
nail pricks or any other kind Of
torture which the more sensitive
of human beings are heir 10.
With $6.OOO,OOO.O00 worth Of ar
/ tillery 10 shoot with it looks very
much as if Uncle sam intends 10
shoot germany so full OF holes that
the empire will look like a porous
plaster on Mother Earth's back.
July brides should insist that the
wedding trip be reduced 10 a war
basis. II South Bend is too eX-
pensive tour, we can speak highly
OF the Osceola belt.
The old-fashioned man who used
10 set all "it up" when the baby
arrived az his house now has a boy
who gets so excited over the good
news that he rushes 10 the drug
store. gulps down milk chocolate
and lights cigaret
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