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The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22
Luke McLuke Says


 Another reason why Equal .Suf- rage is going to start something is because you can get jury com posed of 12 men to agree, but you will never get jury composed of two women to agree.
 Husbands do not lie to their wives because they like to lie. They do it because they know that their wives won't believe the truth.
 Isn't it wonderful how woman can make a man think she is pret- ty when he knows that she isn't?
 The betting is that if a girl has that kind of bust she can see anything wrong in wearing a waist that is cut almost as low as the sol ar plexus.
 Theye are a lot of Holy Henrys and Pious Prescillas in the world who rejoice that Heaven will be so big that they won't have to meet the kind of people who are not in their Set on earth.
 Another thing: If they close the oaiNOllS anu tHeIc dIt Ho iHSuSpcCl- ing bartenders to do bushes with, how is a man going to get rid of his Canadian dimes and plugged nick els?
 We don't know much. But we do know that giving a man home with all the comforts of club won't keep him at home and away from the club at night.
 We have known a lot of smart, practical bushes women. But we never knew one who was thorough " confident unless she was sure that he nose wasn't shiny.
 You can tell by the smell in the dining room next morning whether Father or Mother had company the night before. If mother had com pany the room smells of stale tall
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22
PLANTING BY THE MOON
est. Louis Republic.

(St Louis Republic)
 Floating around among the newspapers the regular annual article about whether should plant seeds in the light the dark of the moon
 Authorities differ Reasoning by analogy, side insists that seeds that grow underground pota. toes and bees for instance, should be planted in the dark of the moon while vegetables that mature above ground should be planted in the light of the There is sort of harmony and fitness about the idea that things which grow the wark should be planted in the dark The theory leans toward the hOmeopa thc and besides that, it stands reason that since the grows from the dark toward the full moon, the dark of the is the time when growth begins and ispropitous thereunto.
 However, the other school is tenacious of it's opinion and points to its experience prove that light of the moon is the time plant things that in the dark It goes, they say by contraries, like and mules and other products of natures infinite whmsicaity.
 Maybe it does. The Repubisc will not try to de eide. But for those who are hestating between two opinions, suggest a compromise
 When the season is about right all things con sidered excepting the moon, and the soil has been properly prepared, all plans made and the seed se cured then take up the question If at that time it is the light of the moon join the lightofhe mooners. but if it the dark of the moon be dark-of the-moon partisan Maybe the does not make any difference, anyway, if the gardening is right
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22
KILLING GERMANS

As Ian Hay Beith aptly puts it, to win the war we must kill Germans.
 And thanks the opportunities of their own making, we certainly killing Germans just
 NO finer targets says Associated Press port of the big German drive in France could been offered to the defending artlerymen, who shot all day with open sights and covered the ground in front of them with dead and dying"
 Josh Billings used to advise against sitting down and waiting for the to back up you to be milked The British in France have only to man their guns and wait till the Germans, in orma- ton walk out to them in the open to be shot
 And it apparent than how much in common the Germans and the have; how the stolid bovine German soldiers the dumb driven cattle" of the Prlssian lords
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22

If sefgovenment brought to Alaska the workingmen of the Terrtory-the real workngmen, those who really work-could take part in the gov directly Then the professional workingmen, those who do not work-the Frank Adrichs, o. P. Hubbards, A. C. Youngs, J. H. Cobbs etc.-would find themselves without market for their self-adversed pulls" in various high places. That is the big why these strongly opposed to Alaska's working team Sulzer and Riggs. Riggs and Sulzer want to bring government to Alaska where all of the people may have a hand in it.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22

of office and than to have any ruction over him. It was not until it discovered that he was candidate for reappointment that the fight which lead investigation of the rumors concerning him being foreigner started. This investigation disclosed that he not American citizen and never had been. As the facts disclosed the Democratic Administration made quick work of him and the information given to the public be- the people had a right to have it.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22
Our Joe Miller Contest

Billie Wood claims that the old est joke is the one about the old maid who bought a parrot and dis covered the bird had a habit oi saying: "I wish the old girl would die" Her pastor, who was an Episcopalian. had parrot that knew nothing but Biblical texts and phrases from the Book of Prayer, so the old maid borrowed the pastors parrot so it would teach her parrot
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22
NOT FAULT OF DEMOCRATS

However. and despite sympathy for
 the Ex we cannot prevent the happy feel
 ing that Democrat and never
 therefore, had nothing do with the
 ex-Governor's appointment a blotch on the
 Democratic party in Alaska that cannot
 be cleaned by any possible stretch of the
 imagination. (Kechkan Progressive
 Miner)
 No fault can attach to the Democratic party in this connection At the time of his appointment none had any reason to believe that Major Strong was not an American citizen. After his appointment he stuck closely to the brush that took quite time to discover that he did not possess :he qualities of leadership traits of character that are needed in Governor. About the time it discovered that he really a failure Governor he announced to that he would not be candidate for reappont. ment and Democrats felt that it would be better for the Territory and all concerned for him quietly to slip
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22

The professional workingman those who do not really work-uness trying to work votes out of those who do work be called work-do not want sefgov- ernment in Alaska. If the people of the Territory had the government in their hands the people could run it themselves, and there would be no chance for the professional workingmen to the Territory for Wick and such crumbs Wick might throw their way.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22
CONGRATULATIONS TO KETCHIKAN

The Empire congratulates Ketchikan upon the fine showing she has made in purchasing Liberty Bonds She passed her quota and won the Honor Flag two weeks and sales have continued since that time. Kechkan is of the best towns in Alaska, measure it by any standard you please. She is prosperous and patriotic and Alaskan all the way through Here's to Ketchikan! May she reap the finest rewards that her enterprise and and spirit of Americanism earning for her.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22
BITS OF BY PLAY By Luke McLuke  Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer
He'll Get No Peace.

He'll Get No Peace. The Kaiser asks for peace. But he Should know that this can never be. His torture through eternity
 Will never cease. He'll spend his time in agony, While the imps of Hell with shouts of glee Will prod him when he makes his plea:
 Let us have peace"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22
Yes, Yes! Go Ahead!

(Torrington, Wyo., Telegraph
 There was Suse Harkens. She is as big as a skinned horse. She threw a candy ball slap into the eye of one of the visitors, and he made a bulge to run after her and he heard something rip. He looked around and there was the gable end bench, &c.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22
DON'T TAKE HER SERIOUSLY
(Ketchikan Progressive.Nirar,

The Douglas Island News in it's last issue gently and with evident repressed feeling. reprimands Mrs Cornelia Hatcher for the part she trying to play in the Democratic political battle in which mud am intuition is being used The editor of the News should not take the woman seriously, for she is not-or rather should not be held responsible for any more than one half Of what she Proof of that is not far fetched She that she is trying to make the world little better, yet she is peting everybody with mud who does not agree with her She is in the wrong pew-the poor thing
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22

religious phrases. The two parrots looked at each other when they met and the old maids parrot said: 'I wish the old girl would die," AnC the pastors parrot gravely replied We beseech Thee to hear us, Good Lord!"
 Giddap! She has a very pretty nose, I speak of Mrs. Raction; And l think she regards it as Her scenter of attraction.
 Luke McLuke Well, goodness nose, again say we
 she
 Was just a trife nasty; Her mouth, as any one may see, Is very much more tasty.
 Newark Advocate. Vel, goodness nose, again say we You're talking truth and rightly Though mouth and nose are as you say
 Her eyes are much more slightly
 The Human Race. "Willie," said the Teacher, de scribe the human race" "The human race is the men run ming after the woman and the wo- men running after the men, re- piled Willie.
 Paradoxical. What does your language mean?" inquired The foreign Senior Zireing; You say that when a man gets tired,
 He rests up by retiring!"
 Envy!
 He gets for eggs
 Sity cents a dozen.
 We'd like to be
 Our country cousin;
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22

Possibly Von Hndenburg neglected to keep the engagement to eat dinner in Paris on All Fools Day order prevent the Kaiser from feeling badly account of missing many Christmas dinners in that city of good eats.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22
Wuf !!

They're muzzling all the dogs, U
 said Bland And while my does not need
 one I'll take him to q laundry, and See that he has his muzzlin'
 dono.'
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22

Director General McAdoo is considering hauling only necessities those railroads he took last winter says a item Come Wick, quick, or might miss that campaign.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22

The first thing a Maloney leader does when he thinks it has vote for Maloney at the Demo cratic primary is urge the supposed convert to vote for Wickersham in the fall in Sulzer should be renominated.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22

Since the Germans cannot cover up their enor- nous losses in France they are sending out state ments that 60 per cent of the wounded are only slightly injured.-(St. Louis Republic |
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22
Advice.

Ut pays to be polite as well
 As pleasant" said old Uncle Lit; Because you cannot always tell
 How hard the other man can hit. v
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22

When the Germans figure the price per in lives their captured territory may not wei
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22
Huh !!

The long-haircd man entered the office of the busy editor.
 'I have here, said the caller, "a short but pointed article"
 "What is it?" growled the busy editor "A tack"
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22
Then It Happened.

"No matter where you travel, you'll find those things all along the line" unused the Rummy as he took handful of coffee beans.
 "Find what things all along the line?" demanded the Barkeeper, as he reached under the bar for a club
 "Clothes pins, replied the Rum my as he headed for the door.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22

Paw Knows Everything.
 Willie-Paw, what is an optimist? Paw.,An optmist is man who looks at his troubles through the wrong end of telescope, my son.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22
Things To Worry About

In Russia the law prohibits you from marrying after you have reach ed the age of 80.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22
A Mahogany Finish

He lugged a mahogany chair on his
 head, I speak of the move man, Mike
 Minish; He slipped, and the chair broke his
 neck. Now he's dead; He had a mahogany finish
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22

The Germans may have caught 3OO00 or 40 GOO prisoners, they claim but glory he tbev ora also catching hell-(Anacanda Standard,
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22

The ambulance trains rolling toward Germany are the kaiser's gift to his people
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22

Our Daily Special It Isn't Hard Work That Keeps the Rest Cure Places Filled.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22
a trace.

At least the U-boats have sunk all honor without trace.
The Alaska daily empire., 1918-04-22

Portraits of General Grant be had for $10, 900 They the $10,O00 bills
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-01-15
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gnrpcicn. = Sprtiocn. - Snriittra.
Efcn. = acknowledgements
let / N~prboalcn. - Genjagtcn. =
Turitjclligt. = @pgScnut.

Get er iiffcrt nteget large Sioer
iioen Narcts Milling bar ~iantlet iaa
leuenoc SntereSic Iom netop / 9lnr.
Gen trllenoe Gprtio bar giort of Sen
hiemIige SSoro er piet itsrre Spmerf-
IombcO END ier. Ga belbigpis gif oct
4 bra meo Narpeien. Get bIep Iibct
Sgi; men apnliteten pnr lomerfet
&~ornbeltcn gap ct megct goot llobpt
tc, og bet helc fom goot / SiS. Son
b~eloiQoiS cr Der obifiQig Mob / @r0
brono@oolcn. Trpgtcn ior Sornpo uo
paa %intcrcn tit Solf til at ilo1t,
nco ~nofioa mcgct al @ciGtnin1ernc.
Get hiplpcr pou ao'tholbet / Sen
rurnteite Sren1tio, nlel, set fon ioa
nbClbi9e Selgcr for 6renttioen.
Gprtiocn gior fig bo0 itooi1 mcr
% llcr mertbor. Eriiernc tiger uai
laoeliN. 90 cnfclte NeOucnoigbeo2
artltler blir oct mcr eg MGR pallife
liQt at iaa. Ior Sioen er set orrit
mco Fctrpleim Der / @itobronbSoa.
len. Get er cnonll mango @pQoer /
Talen ion ionncr elcftriif 2pS. 0g
ba fniber bet boorbt noar inloa fSa-
miller ifol grcic Jig meo ~ Otter
Earoiin for Maoneocn. og Sc Itsrre
'barc faor 8 Otter, cucr ,, cQcr / Sois
ben 6. 90 cnooa Ter BET no til at
Mationerin9en al Gurniin TfaI bli
minbre 'encre pao &interen. @amle
o9 me 2psmctober prepcs pco Sibeil
al Taroiinlompcn. SolnIpS err ioas
lcbcs fomrnct / @rug ieien. Mange-
Itebs iomler Etiicn %lliets @eboere
ON Jig igien ON anelocrne. 90 ion,
nc Steoer prsper MAJ mooerne Gar
biblampcr.
Oilers flcnuncr set nofiau haorot
ollcrcbc ntcO Wangel paa ip~rifie1ioe
SeuneosmiSlcr ogioa. Stotens Sus-
bol0ningsnlel faar MAJ, bare paa
Acknowledgment.
NQc Friier cr ipimlcnoe bgic. Wen
pirfelig Nso cr Oct BOG iaa eler IN
gen Iom lioer enbnu ber / CUB.
. branosoalen. Oct er ct Selb / libel
Def at Oct er 9pbt for aontanter mel
lem 6olf.
Sllrilttroiifen bar meget ltor Der /
8llobranosoalen / CONNER -
troos &eroensfrigen. ri lloIrnoin-
ger ian hi rigtignof omtrcnt bare
Spenifer og Ganifer; De andre par
borte. Mtcn til @icngiGlo por Sil-
riititremmen ira Sc norife 9per lter-
re emo npaeniinoe. Ger er Ell Mosic
Eenge mcaem @piolf iortibcn. 10 set
blir itaoig fler iom iaar Hono til at
rciie. Sotellerne / S%otunbeinlcn Dur-
be iulot pp al @ipiter belle CONNIE
rcn, og M1tomnbiltroiifen eiennem
Sttooalen ioapeliom puer 9opreilelo
% opcr ScSieifogcn par lta~lnlinbeIig
itor.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-01-15

! nororc Gllobron62oolcn bar
Gleftricitet@ipergsmoalet trurgt iig
irem / Sorgrlnbcn / Den Iencre Slo.S
alle Sngoer bar mani pao Sslelicn al
man maa itafie iig eleftriit Gnergi,
hpis life @pgben ifal BIZ Iingeuoe CT.
fer og bli slifrog. 1or ct Nnrs Sib
iibcn erbueroet ct Nttieicl'tnb, Gibe
los arnitonlGg GibSioaicn pno 2olm
/ &aogc % %begpnbtc at uobpagc Der
Tor @ortIcie al elettriif Gncrgi til
@noge % EEL. Men grbeioet par
uheIoia Ie0et % / @aar fom ScIifa
BET NengeponifeIigheoer % set
cnotc meo of Sclifabct gif &onfurS.
Men mt begpnotc Set at bIi pprcuot
Stentning for at @pnbcrnc / Sttooo
len iulnntcn nleo Scl IfllIhc ilao iiQ
;ammcn ON lin Glcftricitct@iorip.
ming. 90 iaa bIcu @p90erne cnigc
ON at foringe at crhpcrpc Gibcfoaan-
lU0Qct. Observation-Disclosures hor
~optraobt ION MUQlcr mellem Gioc.
fosonIug1cts &onturabo % DC 1
@pQocr. 9epartementct bar itipllc-
RET en- Nris al 100000 SIR. for Nns
lragct lila iom BET car bcn t5be Of
tobcr ihsit, pl NcrrcOoiprerne i Sc |
@p9bcr, Sfiauf, &onL, &aogc % Sell
bar gooet mc0 paa at operta0e S(r-
lUaQct ior Sen EriS. ) Sfjaaf og
SeQ par ct 6erreoaiurcmcolcm imoo
% / Tuage itelnte / NcrreoimrcmeOs
lennner MOB Spcrtagelieu al NuIGG-
get. Sagen CT lmt itnocr &cor6cibcl-
lie / Observation-Disclosures % iorboo-
bcntIio oiI NanOelen 0oo iorocn / en-
npr Srcnti0. &raftnnlp09et or mi
ortrent fGroig, oo 2eonin9er cr lo0t
nehoper til Sttu Citation % opopcr
til %ooqcmo. @nOel &~nitauotioner
er iuroioe, % Sc forite Ibonnentcr
pcnter at iaa eleftriif ems til Sul. :
bebite Salb pil set Qoa ct caer TO
Nnr ipr 2om o. Sfjnnf fnn fdn flilo
Suite al InlGg9et. Gio5ioSicn fan
bare ifniie en- 2,400 &.@., og ocn oil
life flrnne ifniie nof Strait iii DC 4
@p9ocr / nogeu lang Sio iremopcr,
Ofal1 maa nof mart gao til ll6bnos
ming al flerc Spsier % ino parallel
fierc ira flerc &roitItntioner. Timc-
ligpiS fommer llopiflin9cn til at gnu
/ Den Hctning at oIle @pgber / noroc
8ltobranosoalcn fonmer iii of ar
beibe lommcn ! GleftricitctSIpergss
maalet.
&eniagten er ligciaa popuIpr
0llobranosbulcn MI ion ier. Sbeit
uor oet bel flere Te%nifpttere ltoe ira
De norolige 9pgber / Ialen emo no.
0eniinbe fsr. Set prinlIeoe meb
Sfpttere / Sieloet. Men @llobpttet
bar oaorligt. Get ianbteS nGitcn life
&Horen. De ileiIe Sfpttere tror at
Snmrcnbolo / DC tilgrpnieuoe Ssioc.
itrGtnin9er i @alOres % inore Soau
bar soela9t Gilbrenen. 90 @armel1
beroper cr ltor. Wfen oct e~pcntprligc
% i~pGrbenoe pes Rcniagtcn Ioffcr
llimooituaelig pan Gslerne, % oct
oil Lobe nleget @anb / Sapet fsr oct
blir Slut paa Silltremningen al
Sfpttere / Sieloene / Heniagttiocn,
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-01-15

Oct er pitt life mango iom uco,
at ser iinocS ipiieliQc SncgIcr
9ctte err imi0Icrtio GiliPl0ct, og
bcttc GjGIocr isrit og ircrit 0cn
~ianfoIote @inbicraincaIc C"5cIir
&omatia"0. Gcu5 opriuoaIigc On.
raaoc por oct iDositliQc europa.
9eriru bar oen icrplontet iil Ill
9tor0itdIier, Stpeij. 6ronfri9e,
SUB % Welcm lpifIanO.
Gen5 GptrGocn / Ionmarf,
Solauo oQ @cI1ien beror pna
OpcIfnin9 iom OGicnt.
liz or ioretnget gicnncm aIo'
Ser QiaIot nemIiQ Sncg.
Ter belt ira qolrmcI 1io iom M.
set 6aitema0, ioet De ! oc iiitciat
1rofter | Nlminocligbco Ri.
brog til at 9isrc SpiicieoOeIci,
IiOt mere oiperGcnoe.
ApIcu al Ninbicrgiucllcu gaar
tllbagc til Nomerti6cu. Wau ficr,
Scr til % mco @rrmoIPllcrcn oi
bCn isritc Sneglciorm; ban beO
TuIuii9 Sir}imtS og beqruotc set.
re lit Nrbcioc gor 80 :. Gr.
) Iar 1900 c~rpprtcrco35 ser
SnrgIcr ira Sfpci' til &toIj,u.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-01-15
ScOrc cMO GdlDmel
Suinstr bar opoestt Sr. 6SmarSs Gin.
Tablets iom a nliaDtliat Snbiiiut.

q. Gowdros' Olive tablets Subitls
tute: Tor Salomel - Il q mtIot men ltttert
afisrtn9snto0.l. 90 oeus 8lr'uIns pad y.s
u.rsu er uGlisu slebltitelig. 7. or R.iuIs
tattt al Tr. ~Nomaros' Ptilutntne ON III,
at bebauole r,psr % Wau,ouo,r r,b Galos
mel. Vans EellrGb.Iisr Tor at affair. O.tt,
ir,mb ogte oisle lmua olIu.nidrpeo. labs
letter.
Ttsls ~behdgellss imoa 5dbIstt.r bar De
Qobe Ntrtung,r Saloluel. men Iugsr iIsm
me Giterulrtntue,r. e iiaosr ne 5cu'
btrue. ioni itt,te Cplesu,uger a. Sd.omsl.
e Eager TAI paa Cuost % r.tter BET bur
tia. NUortoy 'ug,Ts ysUeTen pdu (ruoeynes
H,touuugt @o.omtl soel1socr uuoegttoeu
{uHbtI9osL zal qlsr tertt CpIssrlus,r
Get Ct b,6r itte at t0le ea,ont,l. men at
luee lr. Gouuro5 Sltp. tablets tuolase
oeus Glaos.
Isu m't, roUteyus. Sleubso og So.eiic
AZ ylobro tommsg az Soritoppsiis o. uDrl
'om ytpty. Tag TT G0pdgos cGps jl5s
ls,s, uda. on lister l.sU % ,urc. yt,yt
booyiso,5 os g'2. en- oU'c''prt N'sru: 'Ir
o9 s~,sucpurttsy b,u N,agt HoHo 100 og
-. 81. este aNs Hp1thet.gs
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-01-15
Katarrt er CIT pireelie fienre
% trDneer fraftie 8etan>line.

% bsgpu6 mto BEN rette Rfadrolira. gaa
I'll bit apotbst ibae. iad en- 5ldite s. S. S.
og bssuuo en- 9ebGroIino. Ser / uriteu ct
bdIut adrhuuSr.be har uqret rot al sis
oeuoe.
S. S. :. taotr iat pdd Cpbap.t til Ros
tdrrb GA tpinger no al plobet be 5pir.r.
iom bspirtsr Sp9oommcu. Gu Tan erholoe
%lpee'ele tGsernao dugadtnoe bit eset I'll
'rlbs uo,u at be-, fottr bio noa.t peo at
tt~I''riue NteSicaI Titsttor, % Sptit ea6o-
ratorp, Atiautd, ga.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-01-15
fcriSnt Sen ieec.

Radr bu bru9tr msoiciuts Sprsttuin9:r,
atomt;crs os Sou6e ior bin Satarrb. Sd
fan bet maalie IptttS big al adbue be til
l,oppeoe Sufirsr for en- Iio. men oeuus ploe
icmme foyiatuiu9 uiI psuos tiIbdes. % on
nil hdpe at eiere ben lnnrue Sin9 opsr o9
optr igitu.
sutatyb or euouu otorta blepeu tursret
peo oisIs lotdls aupeuoeIitr. eor ou uo9eu
lube erfGrst uo9su pirieI,s giptts al ioooan
H%thauoliu9?
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-01-15


githc StotpIt &do5oa, OF @aaro'
hrll9cr Hteloor ShortlIoler, StnnBe.
Osl9cnoe cr o'Baact REQ SsoeH:
6soerddo@mano gle Socr'cn Tt'tc.
Taa9annio, 20 Hor 9ommel. 6s'
oeroao@n'duo Gle RASMUSSEN Srll1,
- aar. ACCOMPLISHMENTS Nle ga.
toolch Nanlnier, SoIm. 81 90r.
Sarpro Nanl"otr. Sonobm - Idr.
Sltnc|lclti'tt MARI ~>iocraotr. cue.
ltrl II Idr. Tnorcd Ware Fc.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1918-01-15

efriu ciirt PrsuecTempInrcr a. -rc5rah.
gUneu % gco arneu", Ntulglte % men ue'
brco.C uorffe glao I Alneriid.
The daily Alaskan., 1918-04-06
Mnmen Best PrevarIcators.

"Women are better liars than men but God bless them just the same said Police Magistrate J. NJ. Fitzgerald of the Omaha police court.
 "Nomen come into court and lie right along. under oath. Their lies do not show on their faces, either, but l can tell they are lying because their stories contradict those of reliable wit neSSeS.
 "When men lie they hesitate, turn red. swallow, etc. One can tell they're lying just by watching their faces and neCks.
 "But you can't tell it on c woman. They lie outrageously and stick to their stories In the face of everything. They know just the right time to de- vlate from the truth, too. Their lies always count In the outcome of their trials-if they are believed. Men haven't the same knaCk at the art that women police court characters have"
The daily Alaskan., 1918-04-06

of both. 4 single bold stand for me right is worth years of cowardly pa tlence for the wrong.
 The greatest trials and sorrows are those that do not come from outside the home, but are absolutely created within, that are manufactured for one by the temper or wrong of the other. They are absolutely preyentable and there should be a kindly helpful spirit on the part of both to remove any wrong that separates them rather than to intensity the reign of the wrong by weak and meekly bearing. It Is not selfshness, but the reckless assertion of individuality, but the cOnsecrated wisdom that seeks to cure what it can not endure and to endure what 1t can not cure.
 Love and sweet conference SmOOthS out so many of these problems. Let there be but one boss and that one the TWO. Let them unite in loving com radeShip and fine cooperation, each do- ing the best without thought of com petition or conquest and then even the wish of one become the will of both, in union and unity, with no tyranny but that of love. love of right, love of peace. love of justice and love of each other.
The daily Alaskan., 1918-04-06
BREAKS THROUGH ICE

Just before going to press we were informed the caterpillar tractor of the White Pass CO. had broken through the top ice in Whistle Bend and had, been stuck there for the past twenty four hours. A relief outfit is Il IVY on the way down, and while it. has meant a lot of hard work, Il loss of freight Or equipment is anticipated The caterpillar IS loaded With 25 ttons of machinery and other freight consigned to on the Lower yukon river.--Whitehorse Star, April 4.
The daily Alaskan., 1918-04-06

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