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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02

Markley, Davenport, and Grace D.
Lakin, Davenport; Howard c.
Thompson, Davenport, and George
L. Morrison, Davenport; James R.
Dobb, Davenport and Eva Coolidge,
Davenport.
Error is Made - The Palmer
School of Chiropractic wishes to
correct the impression that Charles
n. Fridie, convicted of manslaugh-
ter for running over little Willie T.
Spier, is student at the Palmer
school. F'ridie is not student
there. 1t is understood that he is
a student at the Universal school.
o
Clever Scheme - Hoping to
brighten the Scott county board of
supervisors into granting his claim
of 500, Hiles Sinkey, one-legged
trapper of Clinton county, yester-
day mailed pile of wolf bones,
bleached and dryed by the suns of
winter and spring, TO the board
for their inspection.
O.
Obituary Record Leroy
Morris passed away Sunday after
noon at 2:10 o'clock at the home of
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. A. V.
Morris, PHO Highland avenue. The
deceased was born Feb. IA, 1909,
in Muscatine, Iowa.
Mrs Anna Neumann died at noon
yesterday after long Illness at her
home, AIS Marquette street. She
was SO years Of age, being born in
fremont, Neb.
William Joseph Simpson passed
away at a local hospital Sunday
morning at 7:30 o'clock at the age
of 65. The deceased had been i'll
for the last three years. He was
born in Marlborough, Scotland. Aug
-, 1853, and came to this country
when a boy.
Henry Won der Geest passed
away Saturday afternoon at 500
at his home, 5081a West Second
street, after a lingering illness of
three months duration. The de-
ceased was born Sept. 10, 1843, in
Worden, Schleswig Holstein, Ger
many, and came to Davenport
March 4, 1872.
Save all the buttons, tapes, etc.
of garments that are no longer use
fuI
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02
Keep On With War Savings.

The national war savings week drive. is not the
end of the campaign but the beginning Of the second
lap when every man, woman and child, in the coun-
try is urged to fulfill pledges TO the government.
Early in the year and during the first six months
Of the campaign, many pledged themselves to the
cause of freedom and democracy; pledged themselves
to save labor and materials, TO buy savings and
thrift stamps with surplus earnings. Thousands
in Illinois who have not already pledged should do
so now and fulfill these pledges faithfully and re-
ligiousIy by becoming regular systematic purchasers
Of war savings stamps for the remainder of the year
Those who pledged but have been careless about
fulfilling pledges, should awaken to the serious
needs of the government
The war must be won. To win it will take mil
lions Of men and billions of dollars. The millions of
men are steadily going across the seas. It's up to
the people at home to come across" with their
money: TO swim the seas of extravaganza and land on
the shores Of thrift and systematic saving.
The state council OF defense wishes to emphasize
this thought. in particular:
The war saving campaign is on all during the
year Illinois quota is s125 10000 It must go over
the TOP" by next January. It is tremendous task
for even state the size Of Illinois, but the burden
will be Iightened if all do our share The quota
for every man, woman and child is S20-four of the
S. war savings stamps. Those who can afford to do
so should buy the maximum amount $100O-to make
up for those who will be unable attain their quota
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02

Announcement today of the formation of law
firm in this county by the uniting of of the
land with two Of the prominent firms in Moline
gives further evidence of the growth of this COM
munity. shows, too a realization by the lawyers
of the broadening of their field of endeavor and of
the increasing demands upon their profession There
is doubt that with such organization its mem
bers Will find opportunity give better atten-
ton to the various special branches of the law and
to render more efficient service. both of public and
a private nature.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02

No changes unfavorable to labor Will be tolerated
which increased hours Of work in Washington federal
offices from seven 10 eight hours It is possible that
little more protracted effort on the part Of a good
many civil employees in Washington would be justi-
fed now, but at the time if the president had
permitted the measure TO stand he would have been
seriously embarrassed in dealing with Of the
same character involving private employment
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02
BREAKFAST FOR BOYS CAMP

Breakfast was served recently to
5000 boys by the Catholic Women's
War Relief association of Washing
ton, after camp communion ser
vice at Camp Meade, Nd. This
Washington society was assisted by
the Baltimore branch of the same
organization, the Rev. Lewis j.
O'Hern reports.
Cardinal Gibbons was present for
this service and delivered an ad-
dress to the boys. The Rev. Igna-
tins Smith. national director Of the
Holy Name society, also spoke, aft
er. which most of the boys took the
vows Of clean speech.
Camp communion services are
held every Sunday at Camp Meade"
said Father O'Hern, ''and the Cath
Ollie Women's War Relief associa-
ton furnishes breakfast to boys
attending these services. as other
wise they would be without food-un-
til the midday meal"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02
Rum Blossom with and without.

HUM DiOssOm WIN anu WfIiuut-
Blushing is a temporary flush.
When it involves the most common
blush area, the middle of the face,
and becomes permanent, we have
rum blossom.
Rosacea is the proper name for
undue redness of nose and cheeks
or nose alone. 1t is about five times
more frequently observed In tee
totalers than in topers, which is
probably the reason the latter do
not mind it much. From the COLI
slant hyperemia or congestion the
superficial blood vessels sooner or
later become permanently dilated;
the sebaceous or oil glands of the
region oversecrete; Inflammation of
these sebaceOus glands follows, the
oily or cheesy matter is retained,
and upon the redness a beautiful
crop of INDECENT pimples grows. In
few cases the nose undergoeS
hypertrophy or thickening, and
that is called by the euphonious
title or rhinophyma, something like
the rhinopotamus Of Barnum's side
show.
A rum blossom blooms the year
round, but most luXuriantly in cold
weather, and the more the owner or
general manager of the bloom is
exposed to cold weather the more
likely is he to develop rhinophyma.
To cure a rosacea is much more
difficult than to tell just how it
looks. Excessive use of tea, con-
stipation, shallow breathing, over
eating, hasty eating, and lack OF
general exercise are causative fac
tors in various cases. Wearing tight
corsets, and heavy or fleece lined
or other impervious cotton under
clothing in the colder months in
stead Of hygienic lightweight knit
ted wool, are also contributing
causes in some cases. When any
such factors are concerned they
must be removed or remedied.
In some cases cure has been
brought about by taking internally
once daily, one ordinary yeast cake
mixed to fluid consistence with cool
water, for six or eight weeks.
A lotion for local application is
the following:
Precipitated sulphur -. 1 dram
Powdered camphor 49, 5 grains
Powdered tragacanth 10 grains
Lime water,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02

Garabed, acclaimed year ago as an epoch making
discovery in mechanical science, promising to take
free energy from the air and revolutionze the meth
DDS of industry and commerce, has been proven a
myth. 1t took congressional investigation to show
it up but the scientists have passed upon it
and we shall expect to hear about it. The
old perpetual motion hoax has been killed again.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02
NJ

The reason the allies are not wasting much time
Worrying over the possibilities Of stores at vIad-
ivistok falling into German hands has come out
The traus-Siberian road has down till it is in
such condition that only thirty forty day
an be handled in and out of given station on the
Zine. After the Germans succeed in repairing the
road there Will be time enough TO set guards over
the supplies
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02

BY all the rules the foreign secretary of country
that fourfths of the world refuses associate with
should be having easy time of it, but DR.. Won
Kuehlmann's job seems to be no cinch.
Those who cannot fight are supposed to be work
ing at something useful today every working day
from until the is won. BY that time per
haps it will have become a habit.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02

Secretary Daniels has discarded the historic
riage Of the navy department for automobile The
government can no longer afford especially in time
of war, to have a cabinet member puttering around
in a horse drawn vehicle
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02

and the government might as well take it at
because it will have to exercise close super
vision anyway good service and fair dealing
with the public.
Nothing can be gained by temporizng.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02
lE|I&|sAITqI TNLMS
BY W a. AZ, ~! Bray RAD no:

Rose water, of each =: 1 ounce
This may be applied two or three
times a day.
X-ray treatment gives good re-
suits in cases in which thickenfng
of the nose has occurred.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02

Consent of the pearl button manufacturers to an
injunction against price fixing warrants suspicion
that they already have things fixed up about to their
satisfaction
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02

Launching Of SO merchant vessels. IA destroyers
and a number Of patrol boats viii make the coming
Fourth Of July big day in the history of the
American navy the Fourth July l42 years ago is
in the history of the American nation.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02

1t will not be surprising if the Liberty bell it is
proposed cast the metal in the statue of Fred
erick the Great will give forth hollow sound.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02

Arrest of f. V. Debs for dsloyalty did not prevent
the Socialists of the Fifth Indiana district from
mating him for congressman The whole convention
personnel should have been pinched
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02

Bulgaria wants Germany and Austria to declare
war Greece, but both quite busy just now and
will be even buster later.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
Iyban II Is Safe fO Rattle,

Kindly tell me whether it would
he dangerous for a woman to go in
bathing at the time of period.
Also whether that is ever known
to cause inflammation or suppress
sion. Mis-. ~.
Answer-If a woman feels so In
cfined, there is absolutely no dan
ger in going in bathing at any time.
The Cause of st. VituS' Dance.
What causes chorea? II a per-
son has mental trouble or is feeble
minded can she secure treatment
when unable to work and unable
to pay until later on? MISS ID. c.
Answer - Chorea (St. Vitus'
dance) is caused by infection of
nerve ganglia of the spinal cord,
the infection being harbored, gen
orally, in diseased tonsils and ulti-
mately reaching the spinal cord. If
a person is unable to pay, she
should be able to obtain proper
treatment in a hospital, through the
assistance of her family doctor.
Hospital wards are for patients who
are unable to pay for medical ser
vices. She may arrange with the
hospital authorities to pay later.
Fat Man Puffs on High.
Please state whether difficult
breathing in high attitudes is sign
of disease. l am "a years of age,
sc IL inches high, and weight 1S5
pounds, apparently well. Can
hold my breath only 45 seconds,
and can swim not more than so
feet under water 1 tire easily at
an altitude over 5000 feet and am
unable to climb over 10000 feet.
AS must soon return to the Rock
les, 1 should like to know If ] can
accustom myself to high attitudes
and remain as active as l am here.
NJ.
Answer-Reduce your weight 80
pounds, to about normal for a
youngster of your height, and then
you probably will not weaken when
you indulge in high life.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02

Save all the buttons, tapes, etc,
of garments that are no longer use
full.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-07-02

CONTINUED tomorrow
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-03-27
BOB PARMAN OFFERS

Some Oklamade OIL a Gas ..,,..tiM
500 Treasure State, genuine bargain.
300 Adkins OIL a Refining ........ 40
100 Assurance Oh q Refining. 90
275 Osage Mutual Oh Refining ..... 40
some Home Refining great bargain.
200 Dixie Queen on ................ 40
l5Q Gladstone Oil & Refining ...... 1870
800 Golden State Leqd & Zinc. go
10 Auto Clearing House Of Okla .. 65 90
10 AmNcan Glass Casket ..,...... II 50
E Crescent Refining ................ 65 90
81 Mid State OH & Lease .......... 400
100 OIL State Petroleum ............ 800
100 OIL state Refining very cheap.
ROOM 300 MAJESTIC BLDG.
PHONE WALNUT 1925
AN forced to sacriflce 200 shares stock
Associated Pharmacist, 10000 600
corporation; send check $3.50, certificate
will be properly executed exchanged
Address first State Bank, Gould, Okla.
WANT TO buy American on r. Refining
Co. stock; glvs me your price Y-lOi,
Oklahoman.
WANTEb-Few more people with 500 to
5000 to take over proven Lease shaft
in ore, ss-toot face tich ore, ground
floor Sl2 OH Exchange, Walnut ll8.
FoR SAJF-Five shares Revere motor
stock $40, Yer, care Oklahoman.
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STOCKS RALLY TO
new POSITIONS
Rails Lead Advance In Wall
Street Trade,

NEW YORK, March p1.--A vigorous
rally from yeslsrday's late recession Al.
Tended ,odaYs egly stock DEALINGS,
paclhcs rising from large fractions ID
" points BhlpplnEs were. yAtlnbe,
AOanllo Gulf Ealnlgs while Marine
Equipments showed material Improve.
msnt, notable Ctuolbls and u \. hteel,
and speclaltles were featured by Alcohv
and Dlsllllsrs at gains OF ! 10 almost
3 points Trading In Liberty bonds was
relatively light with q steady tone
Rails aud EQUIPMENTS were the soln
features Of the dull intermediate lThdlng
period American Car extended lie nd
vance 70 points and leading steols
showsd extreme gains Of to points
Gains In rails and industrlhls were -.
duned by fractions TO n point In the final
hour Tho closing wss Irregular
Liberty sHs sold at SS,sec, first q at
" SIC 10 o1Bao and second " at p1.SOo 20
p1 $40.
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BETTER WAR NEWS
PUTS GRAINS UP
Falling OFF In Receipts Also
Factor for Bulls,
CHICAGO GRAIN AND PROVISION.

CHICAGO. March 27.--Corn gained In
strength today, owing more or lesH N the
hopeful character of advice from the bat .
tie front In France. Falling off In re-
ctlpts here counted further ns n bulllsh
factor. Besides, announcement that
business IN the March delivery had been
shut of and that open trades In the op-
tIon would he settled al the maximum
limit, tl2S busol, was a handicap TO
the bears. Opening prices which
showed No advance, with May ii20h,
were followed by a moderate additional
upturn.
Fresh demand from seaboard interests
helped to put oats on tho upgrade
Trading. though, was mostly In small
lots After opening Nc TO Nc higher,
with May SGhc to NtadsBxc, the mar.
ket continued TO harden
Provisions nsccnded with hogs and
grnld Pork wua leader.
Later the market was sustained by
prospects that the grain priority rule on
the railroads would result IN small
movement OF tho crop Prices closed
firm. Annc net higher, with May al
81 ti.2gkdl26h
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NEW YoHN.

NEW YoRK. March if.-Ths oottos
market showed renewed stsadlhsss early
today. Traders found nothing In the war
news 10 cause fresh nsfvsuthsss, whlls
Washington adylcns fsKpidlnG the con.
fefenue NJ cotton goods Interests with
government officials, tsndsd 70 Tsllsvs
ppishenslOna Of pflcs.nslnE. Also q
renewal of Liverpool and trHds buying
aud after opening steady At . decline OF
points To an advance of ] points,
anliys months sold about .. 70 10 -poln,s
nel higher. May advanced 10 $50 and
October 10 Al, ,isr, or % 10 q points nom
tho low level Of Monday, A report lss4sd
by n local authority Indicated an ~
grease OF 2b percent In acreage, hut the
hgtirsu seemed 70 have little affect
There was fsauslns snouSh to cause
reactions OF a. few points lAlsr In ths
morning, hut the market held generally
steady on continued trade buying Apd
the favorable war news MAY woThsd
plf asole 20 ilOio and octolsr frem
81 .isc TO Siilc
Rummu NJ showers In the southwest
were accompanied by some New Or
leafs selling during the early af,trnopn
and the market essed of TO titsc for
May aud ii 80 for October. or about
q To I points net lower. Trading vas
quiet al. the decline, with the market
wnlllps for confirmation 0t the rain re-
ports Or further war news.
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sr. LouIs.

sT LOUIS, March ~ --IIOGsi no.
,s!pls SSeoi 90 to lCg higher llgh1
spG ,o., ea'fes" ss L,s"YYSS, gSS9d 9'@y, G&
steers Ioy0isSo' ysariins steers steers and and
helfers $1,000 co. cove ~ 1000 II 90.
Stochsfs and issdbrs u bOgii lbI falr 10
Ptlw, .ou,hsIR H,si steers q 600 ll.5o,
ern ysafllnrs and he,iers 1900 10. 90,
nAuys calves tf16uibb 80 HIlEEPl lie.
eslph ,oGc, .iSssdy lambs oooogliiii iisSi
cannsrs and choppers itboUSbO.
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raw YORK oorroN rurunsa
Nnw YOnk. March sI.-Cotton d

NEW ORLEANS, March l1,.-ceslon
uns Irregular In opening here todAy, bui
after tho call the mafhst flfmed W apA
nfy weather IN TsSaH stimulated the DE-.
unud First trades In the near monihs
were a 10 7 points but distant months
we're ut 4 slight not flse,
At lnyei VI 10 N points up thS
market felt pfs-holldAy LIQUIDATION and
at noon was ! TO . points under ysstsf,
days final prices,
Hales ~ the spot, l,asil 10 arrive, none.
Low mlddllng, ibc, mlddllns, ~ beeI
good mddllnt, hboo receipts, 'olii
stock. ipb.Ni.
Nest 10 no price changes took place
In the early afternoon, AZ o'clock THO
market was al q net loss Of 1 70 !
points
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kANahs CITY.

!S!S SaSS"S ISo n S'tSS sS N.S,l l'2@S SaI.
IlspOVl1sbi heavy lie7OglFiOi llgbt
NJ 100 lOl .plss ils sbOdi1OO CAT.
fLE Receipts 10000 btranH 10 100
higher prime fad .issrt iisOouiiOO,
s,S sTS's ..,l. s'i \, .Ss. iGp'g
calves i1bOhitbO SHEEP llecelpls
,0OOi strong lambs tls O01 ~ 90. Year.
llngs W h0d 1900 welhofH iil00U 10 On.
swss iliOO0llRb alocktfa ll.OOni1iO
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NEW YORK MONEY.

NEW York, March ~ Mercantile
paper, -four months. q, percenti als
m0nths, 9 percent Sterling sixty day
bills, " TaA commercial nIsy day bills
Sn SnD' D'Appeh 5sn,aSSo SSn",Ifssl '",sidss esSIss
NB 7-ig builders: Demand, ,bAcj
cables, teHo, Bar silver, p2hc; Mexican
dollars, TIC Government bonds. irregu-
lar Railroad bonds, irregular. Time
loans, firm sixty days, npety days and
Hlx months, . percent bid Call money,
strong High, pereenti low, ~ per.
centi ruling ratv, \ percent; closing bid,
PN percent offered at percent last
loan. Q percent.
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LEGALs
NOTICE or SALE

Notice 10 hereby Giyen that Charles
Of the Missouri. Kansas 4 TsIas Rnll.
way company, viii IN the aOth day NJ
March, lDls, at 10 O'clock A. NJ, Offer
for sale Anp coll at public auction 10 the
highest bidder Tor cash. al lie freight
depot On Reno street Oklhhoma CIly
uklahoma, ans TRACTOR oultlvAior, ghlpped
W colgfnv At Oklahoma Cliy, Oklaho.
ma fQf the purpose " satisfying freight
und oil other legal charges
CHARLES T. ScllAFF, Receiver
Missouri, Kansas a rvIaa RAILWAY
q ~ WARMER
Agent for said Receives.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1918-03-27
Fire Proof Suits
Made for Fliers
in American Army

WASHINGTON-Flame- proof mask,
shoes, helmet gloves and suit for avia-
tors have been devised under the d.
rection OF the aviation section Of the
United States Signal corps, it Is
learned. This protection against fire is
to be combined, also with a thermos
suit, electrically heated, to keep Ameri-
can flpers warm A hIgh Altitudes
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oHIoAoo.

CHICAGO, March NJ HOGS Receipts
5000 strong Joe 10 lbo higher. bulk
ii,.GyII.s asS; Gss,, ,I.iSgIEss, %,,.S @s.:S
w 100 $50; piss ~ OOul6tb. CAT.
TILE Receipts 5000 firm. native stssft
y sOp libO, stooksrs and feeders II 10
Ssy,. ,cSso IoS lscS go DSiEtI" itsedIsi.
1000 firm sheep iiiSsUiSSb lambs
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AALE ~ nANknIirr arnon

I viii scll to tho highest bladder Friday.
March ~. D. M, al aIA North Fourth
street Nuskoges, assets oi Ideal Oar.
teba. fixtures, 1890 tOlAf tf,bIa ~,
very desirable location, stock unuauHllJ
good, consisting " ladies wearing ap
wfel rain coah, serge and sllh dresses
skirts. waists. SWEATERS. underwear, alt
JOHN N MuSlEn, TRUSTEE,
NuHkOros Natl Hank nldH Muskogeo.
Okla
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LIVERPOOL.

LIVERPOOL, March ir.--spct cotton
mIddlinss %ISdTs his ses% @p''"s cidlr.ry y'' IA;
ordinary 7y,lld. Halys 5000. Including
$500 American. Receipts 10000. inelud:
Ing $500 American, Futures closed
IIpl,Ilf MN.'S, iG.,r'ss,,', S.y s,,ra, h3rSs jsss M
h%fic6 h%f Hfii 4 fiid %.fss. 'IsISSTt ,sciS pIss,!
May 1lHd MAy.Juns ntsdl Juns.July
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C4YB4iefs


shippers Offer Tsstlmony--rhe hear
Ing before the state corporation cof,F,ls.
sion on freight rates continued today
with little prospect that II would be com
peted before the end OF the week, The
shippers offered further testimony today
using experts Of the corporation CEN.
mlSslon an witnesses.
Cheese Jury In Damage sult--A Jury
was chosen In the district courtroom OF
Judge George ". Clark this morning
TO hear evidence In the damage suit fss
% 7,O20, brought by. Albert Daley. . ID.
borsr, against A, NJ, Debolt, DALEY AL
leges that on June 10 he was helping
unload car OF coal for DeBolt, and that
a teamster driving q wagon on which hs
was standing drove too close 10 some
plllngs In the coal yard, In trying 10
shvc his hand from being crushed against
the side Of the wagon, Daley alleges that
he lost his balance and fell over hack
ward. brenklng the bones In one OF his
feet
Judge Highleys auditorium, roller
skating with Band Music Ia great, Try
Lecture BY Mlssionsry--Rsv Henry ".
LRmpe, for ten years missionary In Ko-
rcR, will deliver n special message to-
night at . O'Clock In the haywood Press
byterlan church.
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Hunting the Picked Onion.

The new eurate's wife was a very
sweet.natured and truly kind little
soul, and did a great deal Of practical
good in her husbands parish. During
the festive season she decided to give a
feast to the aged poor Of the district.
All went we'll and the old people
were having a fine time, when tho
curates wife suddenly noticed that one
old fellow did not seem to be getting
on very well with his dinner.
What Is the matter, Mr.. Smith
she asked. isn't II cut to your likinsT
Fine, ma'am, fine, thankee !" mum
bled the old chap "But ye see, ma am,
I've a picked onion in me mouth, and,
having noa but one tooth left In me
head, It's Bit awkward like to catch
1t. I'll be all right, thankee, rna'am.
Just 'a wait till | git hold on 'unr
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OUT OF TOWN REAL ESTATE

FOR AALE--or tfsde part of all N igU
acres In Fills county good house. barn
Hllo, Windmill largo cement tank nf
chHfd, 200 acres lH cultivation Price
tTeOO, or trade for aeresIs tract near
Oklahoma CiD. j. " Bruce. Afnstt,
Okla