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Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29
THE JOKE Is on MR.. WILSON

J. +. Byrcs. in Grand Junction News.
When the war began. President
Wilson was filling 4 nice, quiet job
At Washington, looking after the af-
fairs Of the country, seeing that the
people produced plenty to eat and
wear and manufactured enough so
that wy would have plenty for our
Oan needs and haya something TO sell
to our ucIghbOrs.
Then he looked after the markets as
the demands Of Europe increased so
that We should get fair price for our
products. Then We became involved
in the war and needed an army TO
send TO France, and the boys respond
ed TO the call of the colors until he
had an army Of 1000 900 over there
and l,7O0,0 900 here in training and
100000 more ready 10 respond when
called. Then he needed a navy, and
the boys responded 100000 strong.
Then he needed some inventors, and
Mr.. Edison modestly offered his SER
vices and was followed by $4,000
others and returns are not all in yet.
Then he needed some railroad engin-
GERS for railroad work in France, and
they responded 10000 strong. Then
he needed some civil and construction
engineers, and $4,000 responded.
Then he needed some mechanics for
shipbuilding and 100000 responded,
with 500, 900 helpers. Then he needed
iron and steel workers for manufac-
ture of cannon and other arms, ammu-
nitions and SUPPLIES, and l,000, 900 re-
sponded. Then he needed some nurses
to care for the sick soldiers in camps
here and over there, and they came
20, 80, $4,000, and are still coming.
Then he needed some to care for the
health, comfort, amusement and gen.
eral welfare of the soldiers both here
and over there. The Red Cross, the
! Y. NJ. c. A., the y. w. C. A., the
Catholic War Council, X. of c., the
Jewish Welfare Board, American Lib
rary Association and the Salvation
Army responded 100000 strong. Then
he needed more food and farm pro-
ducts, and 60000,00O men, women
boys, and girls responded. Then he
needed some to conserve the food, and
% 100000 housewives responded.
/ Then he needed money to carry on the
war and asked the people to lend and
to give of their money, and 100000
600 responded.
Then, when he thought he had every
thing about ready he said: Now, al
together" and the answer Logan at
the Atlantic coast; it passed over the
Allegheny mountains. 1t spread over
the Mississippi valley. 1t crossed the
plains. 1t rolled up the slopes of the
Rocky Mountains. 1t crossed the
Continental Divide. 1t rolled down
the slope to the Pacific Ocean from the
Puget sound to the Mexican border,
and from the British possessions to
the Gulf. One hundred million voices
rang forth strong and clear: 1--WE are
ready" They made SO much noise
they awoke all the babies in the land
and they came bringing their pennies
and part of their clothes as their Of
fering. Then, just as the president
had everything ready for business, Il i.
Kaiser said: 81 won't play" and the
game was off, and the joke was sure
on Mr.. Wilson. And yet with all that,
l imagine l can see him smile.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29
THAT CHANGE IN
W0.M.hN'S LIFE
Mrs. Golden Tells How 1t
May be Passed in Safety
and Comfort.

Fremont, o. II was passing through
the crUcal period OF hfc. being forty
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29
Origin of the Word Newspaper"

When the earliest news sheets, cir
culated in manuscript were issued in
Europe, it was the custom to place on
the first page of the paper the four
cardinal points of the compass to in
dicate that the paper contained news"
from the four quarters of the globe.
They finally placed the four letters:
N. E. w. S. and the sheets were then
called newspapers"
China lays claim to having printed
newspapers from wooden blocks sew
eral centuries before the invention of
printing in Europe. But the first
printed newspaper appeared in Nu-
remberg in 1857 and was called the
Gazette" The first daily paper was
established in Frankfort by Egenolf
Emmel, and he is called the father Of
journalism"
The first newspaper on this side Of
the Atlantic, "The Colonial Press" ap-
peared in Boston in 1880. It was sup
pressed and the only copy extant is
now on file in the state paper Office in
London.
TARGETS FOR SALE, cent each Al
News Champion Office.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29
sHERIFF-s SALE

Under and by virtue of decree of
foreclosure and order of sale entered
in the District Court in and for the coun-
~ Of Gunnison. State of Colorado. on the
3rd day of September, A. ID. 1918. In an
action wherein FRANK T. GRISwOLD
is piaintir and THE ELK MOUNTAIN
wherein II was decreed that there was
due and owing to the plaintiff fro m the
said defendant on a certain note and NOR
tgage securing said note the sum Of
Eight Thousand Eighty-eight and
60-l00 es.oss-50) Dollars. together with
the costs of said suit taxed in the sum
and mortgage bearing date of January
30. 1914. and said mortgage being of
record in the Office OF the Clerk and
S OF ssak ssd asnns9n nsHe county
That under and by virtue of said
Judgment and decree. ]. Pat Hanlon,
State of Colorado. am authorized. di-
rected and empowered to expose for
sale the property described in said
Judgment and decree and hereinafter
ton. for the purpose of realizing the
amount so found due to the plaintiff as
aforesaid. with interest thereon at
eight ts) per cent and said costs Of
suit and disbursements Incident to the
NOW. THEREFORE,, Notice i. here
OF November A. ID. 1918. at the hour of
ten o'clock in the forenoon OF said day.
at the West front door of the Court
House. in the Town of Gunnison, In
said County and State. expose for sale
to the highest and best bidder. for cash.
the property described In said decree
A. being embraced within and covered
by said mortgage. which is described
az follows:
The northeast quarter tNEk) and
sns S sn Of Of ss,sn she ss:
teen 40: and the south half of the
southwest quarter (Sh SWh) of Sec
ton twelve t2): and the northeast
quarter Of the northwest quarter (EEh
NWk) of Section thirteen (l3). all in
Township fourteen up south. Range
s!5h,y..iss 5ss, IVES. est ch: q the sss gIins,,.
son, Colorado. together with all and
Singular the appurtenances and privi-
leges thereunto belonging or In any
Wise thereunto appertaininE. and all OF
the estate, right, title. interest, and
claim whatsoever Of the said defend.
defendant had on the 30 IN day Of Jam
uary. A. d. 1914.
That will sell all OF said property
at said time, or 80 much thereof a. may
be necessary to satisfy said debt
Dated at Gunnison. COLORADO. the
ssth day Of October 4 = p; I, 1879; ion
The above sale is again postponed
to take place on Monday, the End day
Of December, 1918, at ~ o'clock A. M
PAT HANLON, Sheriff.
Dated November 18th, 1918.
Attorney Tor Plaintiff.
First published Oct 2k- 1913.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29
NOTICE OF ADJUSTMENT DAY

Estate Of Thursion skaien. Deceas-
ID
No. ass
Al persons having Claims against
said estate are hereby notified 10 pre-
sent them for adjustment > me CoUu-
ty Court Of Gunnls0n County. tulorEoo.
on the 18th day OF December 4 IL tsls
THE GUSSISOS BANK & TRUST 90
Administrator TO Collect II the
Above Estate,
Flr.t published Nov. %. 1875.
Last published Dec. IL. 1918
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29

hi s ears OF aye anu
had all the symp-
toms incidenttOLhat
change heat flash
IS. NERVOUSNESS, and
was in a general run
down condition. 50
il was hard for me
to do my work.
Lydia +. Pinkham 5
Vegetable V Com
pound was recon-
mended TO me as the
best remedy for my
trOuhlps which il,
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29

"And, boss, what state is dis heah ?"
"Missouri-St. Louis, Missouri"
"Well, we'll! All done been travelin'
on dis heah train TO foah days and
foah nights. Where de debbil am dis
hyah France dey all talkin' about any
how?"
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29

State Of Colorado
IS. In the County
County Of Gunnlson. Court
l. G RANDALL.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29

TARGETS FOR SALE, cent each a
News-C Champion Office.
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29
NOTICE OF ADJUSTMENT DAY

Estate Of James S BsrnhiIl. Deceas,
ed
No. iss.
All persons having claims against
said estate are hereby notified 10 pre-
sent them for adjustment TO the CSun.
~ Court Of Gunnlson County, Colo.
rado. on the 18th day OF November a
u. 1915
PEARL BARNHIII-
idministratriN Of said Estate
First published Nov. %. lsIs.
Last published Dec. IL. 1918
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29
Train Must Have Been Slow.
"The Red Triangle"-

As a troop train from Texas halted
a big dusky negro poked his head out
of the window and asked of C. R. c.:
"Say, boss, what town does you all
call dis?'
"St. Louis"
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29
GET SLOAN'S FOR
YOUR PAIN RELIEF
You don't have to rub 1t In
to get quick, comfort
ing relief

Once you've tried it on that stiff
Joint. sore muscle, sciatic pain, rheu.
matte twIagc. lame back, you'll find
. warm, soothing relief you never
thought liaiment could produce.
Won't stain the skin, leaves no muss,
wastes no time in applying. sure to
give quick results. A large bottle
means economy. Your own or any
other druggist has it. Get it today,
Gunnison news-champion., 1918-11-29

Scratch oeiitsratea
As9atcA On pollshed furniture ~
b almo& obliterated BY rubbing NJ
Geoaaly WITH linsesd oil
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01
GARDEN SUGGESTIONS

Buy your garden seed now; the
supply is short, and delays means
you are going to get the poorer quail
ity,' the old leftover and rush order
kind, which may not terminate as
we'll as the best, which will be taken
first. @s55-
In planning the war garden this
year decide to grow a large proper
ton Of vegetables, which can be
stored for winter use, such as pota-
toes, parsnips, turnips, carrots, and
onions, corn Or beans. Cabbage, tur-
nips, beets, etc, can be buried out
of doors, and kept a long time to
supplement the canned goods and
kraut that have been put away. An
hour day will care for large gar
den, and fifty to hundred dollars
worth Of food can be produced.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01
REGISTRATION o :FMEN
WHO HAVE Attained AGE Fl

The War Departments plans for
registering all men in the country
who have. attained the age Of 81
years since June 5, 1917, and for
basing draft quotas on the number
of men in Glass 1, has been sustained
by. Congress. Credit on quotas will
be for all voluntary enhstments in
the military or naval service since
April /, 1917. This. plan will place
practically 100000 additional men in
Glass /, and will make it necessary
for all young men who have reached
their majority since last June to en-
list at once, if they wish to select
the branch Of service in which they
desire to serve and avoid the draft.
Fully 30 percent of the enlistments
in the Minnesota Recruiting District,
according to Major John D. Yost,
Recruiting officer, during the past
two months have been men under
the draft age. A further appeal
however is made to young men by
the Recruiting Officer, also to High
School boys who will soon be out Of
school, to get into the service at
once. Practically every branch Of
the service is open to enlistment at
the present time and wonderful OPP
portunities will be presented the
men who get in early for rapid adj
vancement. 5$
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01
TAX
JUDGMENT
SALE

Pursuant to a Real Estate: Tax
Judgment of the District Court, Of
the County Of Cook, State Of MINNIE
sofa, entered the 21st day Of March
1918, in proceedings for enforcing
payment Of taxes and penalties upon
real estate in the County Of Cook
remaining delinquent on tho first
Monday in January, 1918, and Of the
statute. in such case made and pro-
vided, = shall on Monday the 18th
day Of May 1918, at ten o'clock in
the forenoon at my office in the
Court House, in the Village of
Grand 'Marais ard County Of Cook,
sell the lands which are charged with
taxes, penalties and costs. in said
Judgment, and on which, taxes shall
not have been previously paid. .'*@'
Dated this 22nd day: Of April 1918.
TT. CARTER :
Auditor Of Cook County.
(sesl Of County Auditor, Cook coun-
ty, Nlinnesota.) >" 4-24 =
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01
SMUT TREATMENT SAVES TWO
TO SIX DOLLARS PER ACRE

There is nothing more apparent,
even to the man tnat has no eyes tor
1t, than that the farmers OF our
community are going to do their bit,
TO see to it that the food shortage
will get regular Willard punch.
Uncle Sam can be sure that our
plows, harrows and seeders have
been brought forth into full action
and will stay until the work is done.
AS farmers, it must stiffen our
backbones and give a new sparkle
to the eye, to know that we can do
our share in this supreme battle for
democracy. But no battle is fought
as it ought to be, until we have
used the best weapons at our dis
posal. And we will not do our best,
until we have used our best intelli-
gence and the best knowledge avail
able. ....
Let us see that our wheat, oats
and barley seed is clean and treated
for smut. Our loss here has been
from five or more per cent. A little
care and pains will not only add this
to our profits but will also. feed a
good many hungry people. >.:-
Minnesota's loss from smut alone
last year was over $4,000, 100000 and
your part of it, even if you didn't
know it., clear loss Of from two to
six dollars for every acre you, put.
out. III T.. -. - T..
"A simple treatment sent out by
the Department of Agriculture will
do the business. It is as follows,
Seed Treatment for Grain Smut: !
ID. Wet Method Sprinkle seed until
thoroughly moist with solution Of
formaldehyde to forty gallons Of
water. shoveling over repeatedly to
distribute moisture evenly. Forty
gallons will treat sixty bushels. Sho-
vel into a pile and cover with sacks,
canvas or blankets for two hours or.
over night. Dry by spreading in thin
layer and stirring occasionally with
rake. Seed may be sown when dry:
enough to run freely through the
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01
svvO MA MS SPHERE

81 It is not our intention in this arr
tic1e to enter into a discussion ST
the great question now agitating
this country, the apparent outcome
of which will place women, at last,
on q perfect equality, politically,
with man. Each side Of this discus
sion ha sits advocates, and each, no
doubt are honest in their views. &,
: We do wish, briefly, to call atten-
ton to some very erroneous views
as to woman's proper Sphere"
We regret to note teHdency on
the part some Of the more promi-
nent advocates of feminine emanci-
patton, to belittle the idea that wo-
mans natural place is lin the home.
This can have no good effect, and is
liable to work great harm.
Admitting that there are many
women who are capable of greater
things than mere home keeping (if
there can be any greater occupation)
at the same time we must recognize
the fact that these women are great
ly in the minority. While we may
count this class by hundreds, there
is another class that must be count
ed by thousands and millions whose
tastes, incinations and natures fit
them to be home-keepers, and only
home-keepers. The women who
really would throw off the cares of
the home for public life are very,
very few as compared to the great
host of those who are not only will
ling to assume those duties, but who
really prefer them to any other
sphere in life.
The incrutable wisdom of Provid-
ence has decreed that women must
bear children if the race is to con-
tinue. The idea of children in any
place but home is one that has never
yet found favor with our people.
And the thoughts of home in charge
Of any but the mother is another
thought to which we\ have not yet
become accustomed.
By all means grant women the bal
Lot and perfect equality with man,
by all means grant her the privilege
of public life if she prefers it and
is fitted for it. There are a few
such, and we would speed them in
their careers. But while this is the
case, there are thousands whose
highest aspiration is for a home of
their own, and we protest against
any policy that would tend to show
discord in their lives and cause them
to yearn for career for which they
are totally unfit.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01

The Cavalry which is a. most popu-
lar. branch Of the service, was closed
to enlistment for some time, but
this has been reopened, and should
prove an added incentive to many
young men to enlist.
The month of April bids fair to
establish new recruiting record in
Minnesota. Up to and including APP
ril IL over 460 men had: enlisted in
the district. If the present rate con-
tinues it viii lbring the total number
of enlistments for the month to well
over 1000. The new draft act is ex-
pected to stimulate recruiting and
bring thousands of volunteers into
the army. =. .-. =. -. ;. ::
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01
Space Donated
COOK COUNTY NEWS-HERALD

drill, setting the drill to SOW about
two pecks or more per acre, to allow
for swollen. condition of grain. If TO
be stored for several days or longer,
dry thoroughly. Disinfect sacks, bin,
and drill, to prevent reinfection.
Let's do our bit and use this last
weapon against the Enemy. Don't
let your guns rust" Be sure your
sacks and bins and drills are thor
oughly sterihzed.
See your County Agricultural
Agent or write the Agricultural Ex-
tension Division, University Farm,
St. Paul, Minnesota if you need fur
ther information.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01
OUR OBLIGATION

The speech Of Premier Lloyd George
in the British House of Commons on
the question of the Man Power bill
now pendin, should be read by every
American, and read carefully. There
is much in this speech to give us
serious thought.
Mr.. Lloyd George practically admits
that Great Britain is making little
if any Roadway toward winning the
war, and that England is nearing
the limit of her resources in men.
The bill proposes to call men of 50
and boys of Is. The speaker is care
full to state that not all the older
men will be sent to the front, but
that they are needed to take the
places of younger men who can par
ticipate in the fighting. -
In this emergency, Americas duty
is plain. We can no longer sit back
and wait for the allies to stop the
German hordes.. We are as vitality
interested as they, and have as great
stake in the final outcome as any
one of the European nations.
Certainly no person of average in
telligence could doubt for a moment
that the fate of America is now in
disolubly linked with that of the al
lies. Certainly none can doubt that
an allied defeat would prove stag
gering blow to American progress
and American prosperity, if not to
her very existence as a free nation. !.
America must win the war. Her
power must be the added force. that
shall turn the scale in favor of the
allied cause. To that end all her i'm
mense power must be exerted. Presi-
dent Wilson has assured our allies
| that our armies will be rushed to
Europe as fast as it is humanity pos
sible to put them there.
But while our fighting men are
fastening to the fray, there is also
herculean task for every man, wo-
man, boy and girl who remains at
home. We must work work and
save. We must feed our troops and
provide them with all the necessar-
les of war. And we must practically
feed the allied world. There is no
escaping the obligation. The cause
is our own, and the man who shrinks
now must forever bear the brand Of
the Stacker and the coward.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01

Ireland is untrue to herself. For
centuries the term "Irishman' has
stood for all that was gallant, brave
loyal and true. That She should re-
fuse to bear her share in the great
world conflict, when the very prin-
ciples for which her history has been
one long contention are trembling in
the balance, is inexplicable. 1t is sin
cerely to be hoped that she will now
accept the home rule rendered by
England, and forever clear her name
OF the odium that must attach to it
If her past course is pursued any
further. -ea#
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01

Berlin newspapers object to the
tone of the Presidents latest mes
sage, wherein he assures that nation
that we shall use force to destroy
force. Why their objections? Hasn't
the kaiser declared that he wants no
soft peace?
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01

Chancellor Won Hertling insists
that Russia has not been "dishonor-
ed." If the treatment Russia has
been subjected to at the hands of
Germany contains no element of dis
honor, Americans may form a pretty
fair conception of what our fate
would be were we to fall into their
hands, especially if they should de-
eide to mix little dishonor in their
treatment.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01

And now complaints come from all
over the country that, in spite of
government orders to the contrary.
wholesalers are, boarding food stuffs
to make a killing on soaring prices.
Will we never stop this piracy? Ev-
cry hog among the lot should be
promptly placed behind bars and his
holdings be taken over by the gov
eminent. Our people can be crowded
too far.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01

After the United States Senate
had debated for eight hours whether
the word "intended" should be SUBJ
stituted for the word calculated"
that body must have adjourned with
very jaded intellects. How proud we
should be that not the smallest mat
ter escapes the Argus eyes of our
law makers.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01

Historians are engaged in an in
vestigation to determine when the
first submarine boat was used. They
have strangely overlooked the evil
dence of old Jonah.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01
HOO vERlTls.

+: Each paper, book and magazine
spouts upward like . geyser "
Recipes for saving things;
We're growing thin and wiser!
We salt down beans, dehydrate
green's,
Store up foods like q miser;
We're going to preserve the world,
$50 And also ca, the kaiser.
Edith 3. Gooding in B. r. 2. Rail-
way Employees Magazine. az5
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01

Dispatches tell us that Secretary
Baker has sat before three Kings
during his visit to the other side
Shucks, that didn't put any change
on Newt. He can always hold bet
ter hand than three kings.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01

1t might be suggested that Ameri-
can mobs couldn't harm the enemy
aliens if the latter were safely be-
hind iron bars.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01

A subscriber suggests that in deal
ing with loiterers we exempt the
fishermen. We'll agree to that if
they are required to establish the
absolute truth of every tale told,
and demonstrate that they have real
ly contributed to the meat supply.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01

We still have a sneaking suspicion
that Villa has a German ancestor
somewhere in his family history.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01

Up to date no enterprising Paris
reporter has interviewed Won Hind
enbug to learn how he likes the city.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01

And now it develops that the cub
ist movement in art had it's origin
in Germany. Another reason why
the Hun should be suppressed.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1918-05-01

A noted actress is billed to appear
in "A Pair of Silk Stockings" Gosh!
That ought to draw house.