The courier-index., 1918-11-22
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 You suggest that wo
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 l am willing to get h, and let, as per request hn, want to be friends. I m,.,' to be your friend, but I do 'sa s you to be mine. "
 l can conceive of no grea,.. ity. You have injured you, Y some, as you have caused pss France and America much v and wounds but it is not s'sJ to the damage you have dons @ 7. 1riends, among whom beNs,, reckoned Belgium and Russia
 I should not like to think {, as praising me behind my h.,s to hear that you are anDrs,,. highly my good points. plea,s ,' do anything like this. Bill cu,,, lie about me, accuse me ot b.. intentions as rotten as you !, your own to be-do this. and I , be happy, for posterity win Uncle Sam must have been N, a decent fellow if Bill blacksn, him so.'
 And please don't speak ts again. I may speak to you, don't want you to speak to me don't write. My man Persbng be over to your house pretty and will hear what you have to
 For l don't like your face. don't like the way your must are put on. l don't like your uh and l don't like lots of your ways. This heinz the case should l subject my nervous s to the strain of trying to act frit
 Still, l am kinda glad me You are so darn low down am temptible that it makes me To fellow men the more. want and kiss all the chicken thieyt murderers in the county jail think of you. Yes, when l tn you. Bill, I say to myself that everybody outside Of your bu thugs and pirates is going to
 am getting along, Bill. l a a hundred years old now. The a time when l dreaded that should think ill of me. It ma unhappy. But l have learne nothing adds to a mans rep among decent people like the a whelp like you.
 Don't misunderstood me. hate you. Only I want you me. My most soothing thoug lapse into slumber is that gnashing your teeth, whettln snickersnee, and planning to Your animosity is my most U possession.
 If discovered that you. real me I would go and take bath. i,
 So don't worry about our Il ference. There is no use II to patch things up. Aiter d not so much what you na' that offends me, 1t IS wha' and that will not be cured u' grateful people hang you 'o post somewhere in Berlin,
 Don't imagine that l tnlhh dangerous, Bill. Doubtless y you are a wolf. You are IN are a skunk.
 Meanwhile, proud It IS 'na' have the heartfelt malice oi of you. ..
 Continue, old top, to De a' my enemy, and beg to rel,a' ,' .,, UNCLE
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