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America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1918-12-02
hlaruntisWi.

Un cetitor al nostru din Gary,
Ind, ne vesteste ca puturild de O.
lei ale firmei First Roumanian
Oh CO." au fost asezate prea pc
deal, Gle aceea tot oleiul S a revar-
sat spre ses 81 acuma nu-l mai pot
aduna.
Despre unul dintra preotii nos
tri gr. cath. sd spune ca va trebui
sa piece cit de curind la Roma,
din canza ca Sfintia Sa Papa, nu
sd mai simte bine daca null poate
avea 81 pc dinsul in apropiere. Gu
riosii nu all decit sd Sc cugete la
.,dinastie".
Fiica unui mare captain de in
dustrie din America PRINT o
cablograma de la fiiul unui alt
mare capitalist din America, din
Franta. Fiiul fusese pc cimpul- de
lupta. In telegrama dfnsul ii spu-
nea ca s'a sfirsit razboiul 81 DIM
sui in tot decursul lui nu a PRINT
decit rama, provenita de la g7di-
litura sc La facut-o. 0 parisianca
Gu acul de la palarie.
, Dare Cucuila ce sd va Fl gindit
end inceput grecul de la Ger
MICA sal gidile?
Apropo, suntem la sfirsitul lui
'Decembrie 81 din cauza timpului
nefavorabil. un morrow ramas in
@ gradma din Cleveland, Ohio, a
putreZit de tot.
Tn ON bogat nu va astepta nici
odata pima la pedie Ca sa-si poata
tunde parul 81 Petrino inca Isl pu-
tuse incasa partea lui de bani pen
tru serviciul facut republicei, a.
acasa. in Chicago. sa nu mai aler-
ee pima la Gary, Ind. pentru alta
,isprava
In Chicago, ILL.,, avem un man.
guilt international a carui ,po-
troz" a fost pus in placinta iui
Petrino 81 de desupt era scris ca
..asta-i salvatorul neamului ronli-
nesc''. Poate ca Fl salvat 81 ell
..libertatea" lui Petrino. dar da-
ca era alta de salvator. de ee, nu
La salvat 81 pc gugumanul de fu-
ria poporului din Gary?
Razboiul acesta distrus un sir
de autocrati insa ne-au mai ra-
mas inca multi. Altcum nu ne-am
mira cum sa 1nt1mpla ca mai tra-
ieste 81 astazi vaca care ia Ga
cent? pentru un funt de unit de al
eli 81 gaina care profiteaza alta
de multi de ouale sale.
Daca 81 .,hontii. sa misca 81 Ger
81 eli republica. este semn destul
de vadit ca Ardealul 81 Banatul
an cazut in zilele aeestea pc bune
mini.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1918-12-02
WILHELls HoREllzoILrRNA A
AHZIa DEFINFTTy.

Amsterdam, 30 Nov. Will
helm Hohenzonern a subscris un
document, prin care abzice defm1-
tiv. la tronurile Germaniei. 81 al
Prusiei 81 prin care dezfeaga de
jnram6ntul de fidelitate pc tqti
slujbAsii publici al fostei impair
til germane.
FostuE Kaiser este bolnav de in
,nuenta si na f0st in stare sa-si
salute sofia IL CARA, la sosirea
'dinsei in Amerongen.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1918-12-02
PENTRu 81 E TOT UNA.

COPENHAGA, 80 Nov, Par
tidul liberal din Baden (Bavaria)
III Q proclamatie a sa prin care
cere, .despartirea Bavafiei de Pru-
sia, spunea ca ,,militarismul pru-
sac din Berlin, ca 81 anarchia de
acolo, insemneaza tot alta pen-
trn noi'' Adeca nici una, nici
cealalta nu sunt buHe peatru bic
til bavarezi.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1918-12-02

Daca 81 .,hontiis sa misca 81 Ger
81 Ell republica. este semn destul
de vadit ca Ardealul 81 Banatul
an cazut in zilele aeestea pc bune
mini.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1918-12-02
Taierea pomilor de Craeiun s "a

bomav. F6rt Des MoinGs. =
lColonelul Franklin a. Dennison,
comandantul regimeatului 307 de
mfanterie, eel mai malt Otter ne
CRU din armata Statelor Unite, Sc
afla bolnav in spitalul armatei,. su
ferind de .nervi 81 osteneala din
supra munca.
Colonelul Dennison e. singural
negru in Statele Unite ce CONAN
da un regiment.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1918-12-02

.;
s 's:a3.y: q gs s 49,
!ec1a sg1.q ~ S pfopas& '
~ l'clit
I.
..la 3;s!' J. Z ss@4n-
no~ 4. . ~ g!ss 81 3ey ia esah1s !. ~
N.4i'ss slss ! M " \ |'sss .sN onio,
sra 4 n y isssai. ~
etat ono @ ~ apaugnu. dlvl. !.
zlei 'nalnpow y. s ce - iost ranlsl
nea aci pima cfnd ranele lor ll,u
vor I'll VIM
fsS S
1900 & 1 ~ ~ drum
spre caS1 r Y ny W tSi PeE
vaporul Mau 3 n 1fa,ici leu
nard &c 4 yerpo1
Luni 81 VI 81 q go % Il New York
saptamina AZ " 11 & f(6 f Ia y. 600
de sofdati An N Sl1b3lne gene
Trupele de Mauritania Inn
preuna cu tru]els de pe alte trei
vapoare fac t6kaI de III 600
soldati ce Sc III he drum spre.
casa.
Soldat pu,el t II l,olitist din
Lima. - Linz Ohio: - I'm poli-s
tist a fost p,1scaf z orav rapit de
un soldat ia rhiforsS Isl 3 bataie
ce a avut lee fsn narblie souare be.
Ia miezul Month SnIdhta,l d cS r,i;-
au fost dusl la spital
Mortaitaten s. nerr,ania -
Berlin. - Publiearea unei stats
tici vitalc. ce i fost interzisa pima
acuh. arata efectul anroape ca
>tastrofic al razhoiul11i as,1pra no.
pulatiei din Berlin
In 1913. 1876 de nasteri au
fost mai multi ca cazuri de moar-
TO in 1e16 caznr;,a ia 5n,oa,+a a.,
fntrecut be crle ale nasterilor on
4 ,44D. lar in 1917 cazurile de moar
te au fntrecut be cele de nastere
GU 1897. fntre cazurile de moar-
te nu sunt socotiti soldatii CO an
murit la front orr in spitale
ms: -,
.ale.e" poMloF as 1laeiun q
.asepus' pe'leS- laieto-
: ue tonli pentru .racl''n sl,au
'.e.Pu' lu..ai u pautlriae de I'M
"a oi.f,eiN ~ oe aseeap.a va
n.' aoes'a % ny " NUT 4lapp''-
s.i'l po..'i :, - siaci'iil' uih cau]a
"a NUT ulntre cei angalas' IN a.
ceas'a iucrare lucfa acum pentru
.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1918-12-02
INFORMATIuNl

Femeile Romine din Salem airt-
ia pc soldati. - Salem. - Ziarele
engleze din Salem, Ohio, adsre la
ude femeilor Romine din acel oras
pentru con+ributia ce au facut-e.
donind 500 pgftru soldatii Ro-,
mini ce au fest dust in Frant., s.
carl Sc afla la compania d.
D-na Maria Balan este prese-
dinta 81 dina Floare Stanciu este.
secretara la organizatia femeilor
din Salem.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1918-12-02
Noui ambasadori Ia Wlashine

Noui ambassador Ia Washing
ton. - Washington. - Noul ans
hasador al Oaandei d-nul Cremer.
81 ambasadorul Chilian, d-nul
Matthew, si-au prezentat formal
credentialele ministru+li Lam
sing.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1918-12-02
Istoricul Englez, Charnwood, v,
vorbi Ii Cleveland. - I,ordu

Charnwood, marele istoric 81 bio
graf englez, va vorbi Simbata Ia
1amiazi la City Club din Cleve-
land, Ohio. Adalnarea Sc va tinea
in sah de bal de la otelul Holen-
den. Subiectul despre care va yor-
bi acest istOric este: Gum va a.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1918-12-02

loony . remnltumit Gu comu-
t1kea sentintei. : San Quentin. -
Tlomas j. Moony din celula I'M
selsorii a dat urhatorul comuni-
kGuvernor Stephens, d-ta. al de
q ace Gu viata lnea. fti Ger ca Sd
rPVocati comutarea sentintei de
nloarte la o moarte vie. Eu prefer
% noarte glorioasa din nina dus-
rnafailor mel decit un mormint viu.
EuScer un process nou 81 cinstit
,nri ibertatea mea neconditionata.
sDa0a eu as Fl vinovat de crima
pentrtl care pc nedrept am fost
condamnat. streangul ar Fl prea
bllnf fpentru mine
o. Ger serbii. Salonik, Gre
ella. Grecii 81 Serbii din Mace
donia rasariteana, carl au suferit
pradaciuni, persecutii, deportari
81 asasinari din mfinile Bulagrilor
cit 81 arinatei bnlgare &c a pa
rasit aceia tara conform conditii-
2or armistitiului, arata caS sunt
,pemllltumiti despre ceea ce nu-
mesc ei indulgenta aliatilor fata
de Bnlgari.
Ri Ger ca Bulgaria sa fie dis
trusa..
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1918-12-21
SOLDIERS UNDER 2l
 MAY TAKE UP LANDS

A provision of the recently enacted laws relating to enlisted men taking up lands provides that men under 21 years of age may take up lands un- der the homestead laws of the United States. The act provides that sol dier may make entry before any of- ficer qualified to administer oaths, and the time actually in the service will be deducted from the residence re quirements under the present law, al- though he will have to reside at least one year before final proof can be made, although he is entitled to five months absence during the year. He will not have to reclaim the amount of land or fulfill other requirements of the ordinary homesteader. The sol dier tor sailor or marine) must make selection of his own volition and every person is barred from soliciting relin- punishment of any right he may have acquired.
 The act is good one and will bring every soldier within the purview of the homestead laws of this country. There are thousands of boys under q years in the U. s. Army who will be benefited by this law. It opens the way for each young fellow to obtain a farm, as we'll as the older ones who wish to provide home for their more mature years.
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1918-12-21
WITH OUR SOLDIERS AND SAILORS
LIEUT.. RAYMOND ADAMS
 HAS BEEN PROMOTED

Sgt. Howard Smith writes from France telling of the promotion of an other Kingman boy, 1st Lieut. Ray mond Adams, saying "Lieut. R. s. Ad- ans has been cited for bravery and all so promoted, according to information received. He has usre made" him. self, and as the "Miner" often says, Numbers his friends by his acquain- tances." You have to look up to him for with scant education he acquired he has made as good an officer as any army would ever require.
 From the looks of things we will soon be sailing the waters of the deep blue sea again, this time with much different expectations though.
 Am mighty glad I am one of those who can sail back instead of staying here, pushing up daises," but at the same time, would have been glad, yes dam glad to have gone on the firing line and taken my chances with the survivors and the fallen. I tried many times to get to the trenches, but always with the same results. It seemed that fate had it that I should not go, for surely it wasn't my fault l didn't get there.
 It is as cold here now as Arizona is hot in the summer. The old lady at our billet heats bricks to warm our beds.
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1918-12-21
U. ALBERT E. LYON
 DIED ON TRANSPORT

Lieutenant Albert E. Lyon is re- ported to have died on board a trans port bound from England to the Uni ted States. The cause of death was not given.
 Albert E. Lyon is we'll known in Kingman, having helped Major J. B. Wright survey large part of the lands of Wallapai valley and was af- terward in the employ of the Santa Fe land department. He enlisted in the United States army about a year ago and was sent to the officers training quarters at Leon Springs, Texas. After graduation he was sent over seas, but did not get to France and when the armistice was signed he and others was sent home. He was a nephew of Gregory Page, of Gallup, New Mexico. His body was taken to that place for burial. He leaves a wife and other relatives to mourn his loss.
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1918-12-21

various kinds which helped win the war. A star shell was developed, which, when fired in the vic inity of an enemy fleet, will light it up making each ship visible and ren- dering them easy targets without dis closing the position of the attackers.
 A new high explosive named T, w. X. was developed to take the place of T. N. T., of which there was a serious shortage. There was perfected a non- recoil aircraft gun which is pronounc- ed by experts of the world to be a. "great milestone in aircraft arma- ment."
 Will Explode at
 Certain Depth
 The report also refers to the inven- | tion of heavy airplane bomb for anti-submarine warfare which has not only all the qualities of an aero bomb but those also of depth charge. Should the bomb miss the subma- rine, it will detonate on reaching predetermined depth and will thus have the effect of a depth charge. The marvellous qualities of the IA inch naval guns, the largst and most high power mobile artillery in the world, which hurled shells far behind the German lines, are described. They fire a projectile seven times heavier than the German long distance freak which shelled Paris and carry with sure aim distance of thirty miles.
 Another astonishing surprise SUD- piled by the American navy was the "Y" gun, device for, firing heavy depth charges which enables the firing vessel to discharge the bomb astern or on either side of the attacking sub- mersible. In the future, Secretary Daniels states, American dreadnoughts and battle cruisers will be armed with a new 14-inch gun, making these ships the heaviest armed war-vessels in the world,
 The gun throws a projectile weigh ing 2,100 pounds and broadside from ship armed with them will hurl a total weight of steel of more than 1000 pounds.
 The secretary reviews the achieve ments of the navy in foreign waters and concludes with a stirring account of the activities of the marines and an eloquent tribute to their valor.
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1918-12-21
but they were not numerous enough to

but they were not numerous enough to wreak vengeance on the defiler of the flag so they are organizing to carry the war into the camp of the enemy. And it is liable to be some fight un- less the officers prevent it. The boys had several scraps, but each time the officers prevented serious consequence es by stopping the fracas. Every handy weapon had been used in these sorties, but when they meet again 1t is probable that there will be some- hard knocks suffered by the beliger- ants
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1918-12-21
AMERICANS AND
 MEXICANS MIX

That there is patriotism rampant in the hearts of the American boys of Jerome is evidenced by the formation of a battalion to carry the war into Mexico in defense of the flag. The other day one white boy was some-' what beaten up while attempting to chastise a Mexican lad who had torn down an American flag and spat up- on it. Other boys came to his rescue,
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1918-12-21

It takes more than two years to de- mobilize our forces. Experts all say the period will be a long one. While not as costly as war, the demobiliza- ton period is very costly one at best and many of the big bills for that time will have to be paid for with lit- tie War Savings Stamps. Are you buying your share?
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1918-12-21

A rich and victorious nation stands ssolldly so back of War Savings Stamps. They are as good as gold-or better, for they bear interest which gold does not.
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1918-12-21

the maximum retail that charged foodtffs ed fixed by Kngman Fair Price Committee Administration.
 Owing fluctuations of the market butter the above these items is neither minimum o maximum.
 Victory Flour Is bbl bag GA pound .$1.75 Wheat flour per Is bb bag GA lbs I70 to 175 Wheat flour (buk per ID Barley flour IS bb bag GA lbs0 195 Barley buk) Rice flour (buk h. buk) Corn flour (bulk), lb. Victory bread (pce loaf), 6 IS Victory bread Oatmeal rolled (buk pound 10 to II Rice, unbroken standard quality, b 212 to 17 Sugar. granulated (bulk), per lb 1114 Beans (pnk) per pound III to l2 Beans (navy pound 6 (ma), Potatoes (whie Irh) lb Q to O4 Omons per lb O4 Rasins (seeded package IA Frunes (6070s), b 15 Canned tomatoes andard grade 2 IS to 22 Canned (standad gras (No 9 Canned (standard grade 2Ooz (No p IS Canned salmon (al Aaska) Canned salmon tall red Aaska)
 Eavaporaed milk (unsweetened per 6oz OS
 Evaporated milk (unsweened), 16oz Eggs (fresh ranch) per dozen 30 Cheese New York local) in Lard substitute in tins, pound pail 200 Bacon not sced), standard grade, b 55 Bacon siced), fancy grade, b 66 Ham smoked slced standard pound Ham moked slced fancy grade, pound 72 Bacon (whoe) Premium per lb .58 to 64 D. .35 to 40
 On charges made for articles here listed price should be reported County Food Administrator Stewart
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1918-12-21
FAIR FOOD PRICES
 As Fixed By Food Administration

KINGMAN Saturday. 21 191S-The following quotations the maximum retail that charged for the oduff ed fixed by Kngman Fair Price Committee the Food
 fluctuations
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1918-03-14

price Is added one cent TOR each
month since January. The one
cent Advance each month is to al
lou for interest the stamp earns.
These stamps as bought are pasted in
War Savings Certificate, which is
folder with Is spaces for the Stamps.
When these 10 spaces are filled put the
Certificate away; it is worth 500, pay
able Jan. l, 1923. Then start another.
A United States Thrift Stamp is for in
vestors who want to save but lind the
War Savings Stamp more than they can
spare at one time. The y. S. Thrift
Stamp costs Is cents; you get Thrift
Card from the postofflce or bank, Or
other authorized agency; no charge
for the card. There are 10 spaces on
this Card; a place fort each 25-cent
Thrift Stamp you buy. Sixteen OF
them make 81. When the card is full,
take it to the postoh1ce, or bank, or
other agency and get War Savings
Stamp; you'll pay the difference, II
cents for January and one cent more
each month during 1918. Paste the
War Savings Stamp on the Certificate
Gard you pet with it, and start new
-25-cent Thrift Card. The y. S. Thrift
Stamps do not bear interest; the War
Savings Stamps do-4 per cent, com
pounded every three months. The in
terest is in the convenient form OF a
monthly increase in the face value OF
the Stamps. The Stamps are redeem
able at their full value, SIS, on January
1st, 1923.
fyou need to draw out the money you
have saved don't do it if you don't
have to- 90 to the postoHice and they
will tell you what to do, and what the
exact value of your investment is on
that date, and give you the money.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1918-07-06
Demonstrators Teach Value of Potatoes
By the u. S. Department Of Agriculture

Thirty million bushels of potatoes, the estimated surplus of last
years crop, must be eaten before July 1 or they will rot. Potatoes are a
cheap food now in most places. At two cents a pound they are equal in
food value to bread at eight cents a loaf. Every potato eaten saves wheat
Fifteen hundred homedemonstration agents of the United States
department of agriculture and the state agricultural colleges are ready
to push the potato along a well-paved way. They re teaching how to
use mashed potatoes a a substitute for wheat -four in breads and pies
and cakes; they are giving instructions in the making of potato loaf and
scaloped and baked dishes. They are showing women how they can train
their families to eat potatoes cheerfuly three times a day.
In the cities the gospel of potatoes for patriotism is spread through
the war kitchen. tie neighborhood centers, the clubs, the churches, dem
onstrations in settlement houses, talks before Red Cross auxiiaries, etc.
Potato booths are being arranged in the local food shows and in the retail
stores and the schools and clubs are being enlisted in the big drive.
In the country the work is not SO spectacular but just as telling, for
through the county organizations and the INSTRUMENTATION agents
voluntary workers the potato idea is carried directly to thousands of
women in their own homes.
These home-demonstrahon workers are defeating their time and
energy to the work of aiding the women of the country in their warcon-
servation problems and ar proving more and more every day that this
is the most direct and practical route for carrying an idea into the hearts
and homes of American women.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1918-07-06
WHEN TO GO INTO BUSINESS
FOR YOURSELF.

If you wanted to go into business
for yourself and you had the chance
to ask a wonderful business man such
as A. Barton Hepburn what your
course should be, would you grasp the
opportunity? In the July American
Magazine, B. c. Forbes has an inter-
view with A. Barton Hepburn in which
Mr.. Hepburn gives some sound advice
on going into business, how old a man
should be, and on many other sub
jects. B. c. Forbes says:
What is the most desirable age
for a mar to go into business for him
self?' I asked Mr.. Hepburn.
When a mans schooling has been
rounded out with enough practical
business experience to ~"way-wise" him
sufficiently to see, in his minds eye, a
balance sheet in any proposition pre-
sented; and to determine, with reas-
enable business certainty, whether a
profit or a loss would be likely to re-
suit from the adventure he replied.
cat twenty-one a nan is entitled
to participate in the Government. But
the law stipulates that a candidate for
the Presidency must be thirty-f1ve. 1t
is one thing to have gumption enough
to vote and another thing to have wis
dom enough to act as head of the
National Government. 1t may be laid
down as a general rule that a man of
twenty-one needs some additional
years of actual experience in order to
justify his entrance into business for
himself. or the assumption of the man.
agement of any considerable con-
Germ"
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1918-07-06
THE "kNOW 1T ALL" AGE.

In an article in the July Woman's
Home Companion on "The Girl of Sew
enteen" this mother says:
"She is just past seventeen years of
age, is sweetly pretty, innocent, re-
fined, intelligent, talented, and is
blessed with an open mind, particular
ly receptive, just now, to all up-to-
date ideas in the way of dress fads,
social stunts, ragtime melodies, jazz
bands, new dances, and late c~oiffures.
She is, in two words, my daughter, a
lovely child of the period just arrived
at the know it ALI age, and represents
the average daughter of this day, a
replica of the daughters of other moth
erS.
"As for me, l am her mother, neces-
sary to her as a ~housekeeper and
purse-keeper, also an admiring audi
ence of one for this very Independent
young person. A few years ago 1 add
ed to these titles those of mentor,
guide, teacher and comforter, but, to
be a bit slangy, within the past year I
have lost my job and have fallen from
my high estate as leader and manager
to the second in command. In fact,
the tables have swung completely
around and where, only a short time
ago, l mothered my baby girl, it is I
who am now being daughtered, who
am being trained to look upon life, not
as a sedate mother person twice and
a little more the years of my daugh-
ter but with the eyes of youthful sew
enteen, who am being skillfully and
tactfully imbued, by my very own
child, with the latest ideas in regard
to living. 1 am being lovingly requir-
ed, nay, sweetly compelled, to change
my ideas and opinions so that they
may conform to hers"
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1918-07-06
Bread From Cotton Seed;
Provides Salad Dressing
and a Butter Substitute.

The cotton plant, upon which the
world depends so largely for clothing.
Is rapidly increasing in Importance
as a food producer. Oil from the cot
ton seed, formerly almost monopolized
by makers of high grade soap, now
appears upon the table in the form Of
palatable salad dressing and also al
lard and butter substitutes. More re-
Gently the seed has been made to yield
a flour from which bread pleasing to
the taste and as nourishing as lean
beefsteak is baked. A bakery in a
Southern city is selling 400 loaves of
1t a week.
The annual value Of cotton seed
products is placed at $250,000,000, one.
half the output being used for food.
Farmers are now receiving $40 to $50
a ton for the seed, as compared to
Sc or 81 a quarter of a century ago.
The yearly crop is about 100000
tons, a great asset to the consumer
at this time of extreme high prices
for pure lard and dairy products.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1918-07-06
Hans Wagner.

pert golfers, Mortified, hurried over
and grabbed the club of the Dutch
man.
"'Oh, my dear fellow he exclaimed.
you never can accomplish anything
with such a high mound for your ball.
"And then the golfer lifted up the
ball, kicked Wagner's four-inch mound
to dust and built another about a half
inch tall, placed the ball on 1t and
then, turning to Wagner, calculated:
There; that's about the proper
height
"Wagner surveyed the new mound
and then said: j
at think l like the higher n bet
ter and at once rebuilt the mound to
its original four-inch size.
"And then, while the veteran golfers
sadly shook their heads because of the
fool idea of Wagner, the Dutchman
swung, caught the ball fairly, and
made the longest drive ever recorded
on Hot Springs golf course"