The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1918-06-11

did I?
ST answered very emphatical1y, No.
sir, you gave no command. Nothing
went through this post. am abso-
lutely certain on that point, SIR
"sOf course nothing went through
he replied. Then his face fell, and he
muttered out loud:
"sBut, by Jove, wait till Old Pep
per gets wind of this. Thereu be fur
flying
Just then Bombardier Cassen cut in
on the wire:
Generals compliments to Captain
A. He directs that officer and sig
naler report at the double TO brigade
headquarters as soon as relieved. Re-
lief now on the way
'Tn an undertone to me, Keep a
brass front, Wilson, and for Gods
sake, stick answered with, Rely on
me, mate but / was trembling all over
+, 81 gave the generals message to the
captain, and started packing up.
1.-THE relief arrived, and as we left
the post the captain said:
Now for the fireworks, and know
they'll be good and plenty They were.
the battery commander, the sergeant
major and Cassell were waiting for US.
We fell in line and the funeral march
to brigade headquarters started.
ARRIVING at headquarters the bat
terry commander was the first to be
interviewed. This was behind closed
doors. From the roaring and explo-
,sions of Old Pepper it sounded as IL
raw meat was being thrown to the
lions. Cassell, later, described it as
sounding like bombing raid. In about
two minutes the officer reappeared.
The sweat was pouring from his fore
head, and his face was the color of a
beet. He was speechless. AS he
passed the captain he jerked his thumb
in the direction of the lions den and
went out. Then the captain went in,
and the lions were once again fed.
The captain stayed about twenty min
:utes and came out. I couldn't see his
face, but the droop In his shoulders
was enough. He looked like wet hen.
I. 1.-THE door of the generals room
opened and Old Pepper stood in the
doorway. With a roar he shouted:
"'Which one of you is Cassell?
D-n me, get your heels together
when speak, Come in here'
"Cassell started to say, Yes SIR
"But Old Pepper roared, Shut up 7
s'Cassel1 came out in five minutes.
He said nothing, but as he passed me
he put his tongue into his cheek and
winked, then, turning to the closed
door, he stuck his thumb to his nose
and left.
''Then the sergeant majors turn
came. He didn't come out our way.
Judging by the roaring, Old Pepper
must have eaten him.
sWhen the door opened and the gen.
eral beckoned to me, my knees started
to play Home, Sweet Home against
each other.
"My interview was very short.
"Old Pepper glared at me when I
entered, and then let loose.
".Of course you don't know anything
about 1t. You're just like the rest
Ought to have a nursing bottle around
your neck and a nipple in your teeth.
.Soldiers-by CAD, you turn my sto1n-
ach to look at you. Win this war,
when England sends out such samples
as have in my brigade Not likely
Now, sir, tell me what you don't know
about this affair. Speak up, out with
it. Don't be gaping at me like fish.
Spit it out
ST stammered, Sir, know absolute
ly nothing
"That's easy to see,' he roared !;
that stupid face tells me that. Shut
up. Get out; but 1 think you are a
id liar just the same. Back to
your battery
'T saluted and made my exit.
'That night the captain sent for US.
With fear and trembling we went to
his dugout. He was alone. After sa-
.luting we stood at attention in front
of him and waited. His say was short.
Don't you two ever get 1t into your
heads that Morse is a dead language.
I've known it for years. The two of
you had better get rid of that nervous
habit of tapping transmitters; it's dan.
igerous. That's ALL
1--WE saluted, and were just going oui
the door of the dugout when the cap.
tain called up back and said:
".Smoke Goldfiakes? Yes? Well,
there are two tins of them on my table
Go back to the battery, and keep your
tongues between your teeth. Under
standT
"We understood.
!; For five weeks afterwards our bat
terry did nothing but extra fatigues.
We were satisfied and so were the
men. It was worth it to put one over
on Old Pepper, to say nothing of the
snjury caused to Fritz feelings"
When Wilson had finished his story
/ looked up and the dugout was
damned. An artillery captain and two
officers had also entered and stayed
for the finish. Wilson spat out an
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