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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
1AARLEM OIL CAPSULES
IF YOUR BACK ACHES

Don't ignore the "llttle pains and
aches" especially backaches. They
may be little now but there is no tell
ing how soon dangerous or fatal dis
ease Of which they are the forerun-
ners may show itself. Go after the
cause of that backache at once, or you
may find yourself in the grip Of an in-
durable disease.
Do not delay a minute. Go to your
druggist and insist on his supplying
you with q box Of GOLD MEDAL
Haarlem OIL Capsules. In "a hours
you will feel renewed health and vigor.
After you have cured yourself, con-
tinue to take one or two Capsules
each day so as to keep in first-class
condition, and ward off the danger Of
future attacks. Money refunded IL
they do not help you. Ask for the
original imported GOLD MEDAL
brand, and thus be sure of getting the
genuine.-Adv.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
HAD HEARD THAT QUESTION
Was Addressing the Highest Of.
fetal OF the State.

One Of our city's woman's clubs has
n booth in the Columbia club, where a
group Of the clubwomen have been
selling Liberty bonds all week. Fri
day one Of these women approached n
man who was passing the booth, and
put her usual question to him:
DO you want to buy any more Lib
crty bondsi"
NO. answered the man decislvely.
To the woman's ear there was n pro-
nounced sharpness in his reply.
"Ah," she said, taking n step near
er, are you aware that the govern
ment Is anxious TO know the reason
back of anyOne's decided refusal to
buy Liberty bondsW
The man threw his head back and
laughed long and heartily. A group
of men standing near, who had wit.
messed the incident, Joined in the
laughter.
That's good one on you, COVER
nor" exclaimed one of the group who
happened to know that the man ad-
dressed had bought many Liberty
bonds.
ut Is, indeed" the new responded
"and want to say right now that this
spirit Of alertness Ia Just what we
need everywhere, and I'm mighty glad
to have come in contact with it," and
Governor Goodrich bowed himself
out.-Indianapolls News.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
8OW THIRD DEGREE" WORKS
Aecording TO This Explanation, an
innocent Man Need Have No
Fear Of the Ordeal.

During the trial of a murder case re-
Gently the presiding Judge interrupted
the testimony Of detective to ask
him to define the third degree. The
Effective replied that, although he
was familiar with the term, he was
IN the dark as to just what was meant
BY 1t,
The third degree, until recent years,
was in the main physical ordeal.
The culprt was often struck, kicked,
plnched, and otherwise roughly han
died. Today the third degree has be-
come more of a mental ordeal. The
prisOner is taken in hand by several
detectives, who put him through rig
orous questioning. Experienced de-
tectlves assert that no guilty man can
long stand up under severe cross
examination, and that, on the other
hand, if he be innocent, he will have
nc difficulty in convincing his ques-
tioners.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
on GUARD

At this time of the year people feel
weak, tired, listless, their blood is thin,
they have lived indoors and perhaps
expended all their mental and bodily
energy and they want to know how to
renew their energy and stamina, over
come headaches and backnches, have
clear eyes, smooth, ruddy skin, and
feel the exhilaration of real good health
tingling thru their body. Good pure,
rich, red blood is the best insurance
against ills of all kinds. Almost all
diseases come from impure and impov-
erished blood 1t Is to be noticed in the
pale or pimply face, the tired, haggard
appearance or the liStless manner.
Drink hot water half hour before
meals, and for a vegetable tonic there's
nothing better than DIR. Pierces Golden
Medical Discovery, the old-fasnioned
herbal remedy, which has had such
fine reputation for fifty years. 1t con-
talnS no alcohol or narcotics. 1t is
made from Golden Seal root, Blood
root, Oregon grape root, Queens root,
Black Cherry bark, extracted with gly-
cerine and made into tablets and liquid.
Tablets sixty cents, at most drug stores.
In order to insure pure blood and to
build up the system try this tonic
known as DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery. Get 1t now!
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
An ATTACK OF GRIP
USUALLY LEAVES KIDNEYS
IN WEAKENED CONDITION

Doctors in all parts of the country have
BEEN kept busy with the epidemic of grip
vhlch has visited so many homes. The
TnptOms of grip this year are often very
INTERESTING and leave the system in a run
uown condition, particularly the kidneys
vhlch seem to suffer most, as almost every
vetim complains of lame back and urin-
y troubles which should not be neglect
as these danger signals often lead to
@ngerous kidney troubles. Druggists
nport a large sale on DR.. Kilmer's
1Famp'Root which so many people say
eon heals and strengthens the kidneys
4ler an attack of grip. Swamp. Root,
plng an herbal compound, has a gentle
Ealing effect on the kidneys, which is al
npst Immediately noticed in most cases
y those who try it. DR.. Kilmer & Co.,
pnghamton, n. Y, offer to send sam
pe size bottle Of Swamp.Root, on receipt
v ten cents, to every sufferer who re-
pests it. A trial will convince anyone
Hho may be in need of it. Regular medi.
% and large size bottles, for sale at
y druggists. Be sure to mention this
pper.-Adv.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
Business Mind.

A prominent Indianapolis banker,
thinking to practice a little conserva-
tlon, took five Liberty loan colored pos
ters home to his four-year.old son to
use as playthings, telling him they were
Liberty bonds. The boy, evidently in
herlting some Of his fathers own busi-
ness ability, started out in the neigh
borhood to sell the "bonds" for a
nickel each. He succeeded promptly
in selling all five, and brought the quar-
ter to his father to buy Thrift stamp.
Indianapolis News.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
Back Chat.

"The bOlsheviki and Ukranans are
abusing one another something hor.
rible," said District Attorney Clyne at
a dinner in Chicago.
"These people seem to hate each
other as bitterly as the two society
leaders did.
"The two society leaders met one
day in hotel tcaroom and had tea to-
gether.
"Well, l must 90 now said the first
leader. I'm going to call on mother
"The second leader looked aston
ishcd.
"What, have you got a mother liv-
ingf she said.
"The other gave an acid laugh.
"'Why, yes, my dear said she, and
assure you she doesn't look day
older than you, either"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
SCORED HEAVILY ON STACKER
Probably Dude viii Think Twice Be.
fore He Again Attempts to Have
Fun With a kiltie.

The following was overheard on n
street car one very cold day in winter
in Canadian city. At corner the
car was boarded by husky soldier In
the picturesque Highland uniform
the kits of which leave the knees bare.
On the car was young dude still in
mufti, seated with his best girl. The
girl cast admirlng glances at the at
tractively uniformed "Kitie" much to
the displeasure Of her Stacker escort.
SO he endeavOred to make fun of the
uniform by remarking, 81 think that
outfit Is most ridiculous. That fellows
knees look as if they We're frozen"
The Kiltie Overhearing the comment
glanced contemptuouSly at the dudes
civilian clothes, then scornfully re
piled:
"Well, young fellow, it Is n sure
thing my knees aren't as cold us your
feet"
The Stacker got off at the next stop.
Canadian.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
A Sticker,

Banker Henry i. Dawson, the head
of the Red Cross, said at an artists
banquet: Gentlemen, once went I'm
for painting myself. | once enameled
bathtub.
my friends sought to discourage me
in my artistic aims. They said, It's
no use going in for painting unless you
stick to your work
"Gentlemen, ! did So"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16

no Won feel tired and "worn-outr
= ycu nervous and irritabiel Don,
.,aon we'll at night? Have a dragged
IN IN unrested feeling when you get
~ in tbe morning? Dizzy spells! Bill
INV =" Bad taste in the mouth back
~ o main or soreness In the loihs'
abdomen? Severe distress when
.,s,noting, IN bloody, cloudy urine or sed'
sment? All these indicate gravei or
-tnne in the bladder, or that the pol
Klaus mlcroSes, which are always IN
sour system, have attacked your kid
neys. coIn ,,rDAJ
x1eorIem Oil Capsules Immediately.
nv oil saks gently into the walls
IN lining Of the kidneys, and the lit
"a noIsonous animal germs, which are
e"rsInp the Inflammation, are imme.
SIetely attacked and chased out OF
sorr system without inconvenience or
noin
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
Shakespeare, PIaoarist,

BiX-By the way, old chap, who was
1t who cried: "a horse, horse! Ny
kingdom for horsel"
DiX-Why, don't you know? That's
what Absalom said when his horse ran
under tree and left him hanging by
the hair to limb. | thought every
body knew where that came from.---
Boston Evening Transcript.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
He Got BY.

Seyen-year-old in Il town down
pun was asked by his teacher al
ne primary school to produce com
PsltlOn upon the subject of his fav'
Fue literary work. The youngsteI
'eht into executive session with him,
ana turned out the following sue.
'hct criticism Of a well-known and
Ppulor classic:
lhe book l like best is called Pil.
nhS Progress My mother reads
pIS Book TO me every Night before ]
\ TO Bed. love to hear about The
'grlm, He had n hard time, but
4 got byw
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16

VI Il { { h W also
uses the word
tire spa S s @ s.
which conveys the
idea of failure
when we should
have stood up
right. However,
Luke in his rec
ord Of the prayer
uses the word
"sins" and this
covers both our
d @ is and our
trespasses. Hence,
the petition is one
for forgiveness Of
sins.
We are so nc
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
Duty Of Country Churches.

Our country churches have great
opportunity to serve during the war.
While the people of the rural com
munlty are doing their utmost to pro-
duce and speed up the nations eff
'icncy the church should get into the
light and help the farmer and his fam
ily. 1t should become vital force
'or Christian service in the neighbor.
hood.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
Cuticura Heals Eczema

uu rashes that itch and burn. II
uere is n tendency to pimples, ETC.,
seVeht their return by making Cuti-
p'a your daily toilet preparation. For
IT, samples address, "Cuticura, Dept
BOSTON," At druggists and by mail.
PUP 70, Ointment 20 and 5o.-Adv.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
State of Ohio. City of Toledo. Lucas

State of Ohio. City of Toledo. Lucas
County-ss.
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he Is
senior partner OF the firm of +. J. Cheney
q Co., doing business in the City Of To-
ledo, County and State aforesaid, and that
said firm will pay the sum OF ONE HUN
DRED DOLLARS for any case OF Catarrh
that cannot be cured by the use Of
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE.
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9th day OF December.
(seaD A. w. Gleason, Notary Public.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is TAX.
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces Of the System.
Druggists. 75c. Testimonials free.
F. ]. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
Allowed Bliss.

A friend overheard this on the street
car:
NIaude doesn't look quite happy"
"Shc isn't"
"Why, she ought to be, She's got n
beautiful new engagement ring and"
"Yes, but she hasn't found out how
much it cost YET
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
FRECKLES
Now Is the Time to &c, Rid Of These Ugly Spo,

There's no longer the slightest need Of feeling
ashamed Of your frcckles, as Othnc-double
strengths guaranteed to remove these houely
spots.
Simply get an ounce Of Othnc-double
strength-from your druggist, and apply n little
Of II night and morning and you should soon see
that even the worst frccklcs have begun TO dis.
appear, while the lighter ones have vanished en-
tlrcly. 1t Is seldom that more than one ounce
IS needed TO completely clear the skin and gain
n beautiful clear complexion.
BE sure TO ask for the double strength Othnc.
ns this Is sold under guarantee Of money back
II II falls TO remove frccklcs.-Ady.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
ELIXIR BABEK A GOOD TONIC

And Drives Malarin Out Of the System.
"Yonr 'bnbek' acts like magic / have given
IL to numerous people In my parish who were
suffering with chils, malaria and fever. rec
ommend IL to those who are sufferers and In
need OF n good tonic. REV. S. Szymanowski,
81. Stephens Church, Perth Amboy, N. j..
EltHir Babek, 80 CENTS, all druggists or by
Parcel Post, prepaid, from Kloczewski 4 Co,
Washington, L. @.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16

One touch Of nature makes the
whole world kin and two touches in
dicate an easy mark.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
SUSPICIOUS.

"hy didn't you engage that cook,
uear? She had excellent refer
ihe woman who wrote 'em is a par
u'ar enemy Of mine."-Louisville
Vurler-Journal.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
Forgiven in Heaven
and On Earth
By REV. L. w. GOSNELL
Assistant Dean, Moody Bible
Institute. Chicago

TEXT-Forgivo us our debts, as we for
give our debtors.-Matthew G12.
Our "debts" are our duties left un-
done. In connection with this prayer
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
Foolish Question.

"Young man, is this dry town"
Cant you see for yourself what a
flood we had here yestcrdayW
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
Al the Movies.

"What did the villain say just thenT'
al don't know; l wasn't looking
Chicago News.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
Eating War Bread.

"My son has some grit in him. I
can tell you" Been eating war bread,
| suppose. Ideas.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
No Case.

She-"How can you prove you are a
conscientious obicctorT IIe-"I don't
have to prove 1t. | admit IT,"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16

DR.. Peery's Dead Shot not only eXpels
Worms Tapeworm but cleans out the
mucus In which they breed and tones up
the digestion. One dose sufficient. Adv.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16

1t sometimes happens that wise
mans conscience Is as good as new
because he never uses 1t.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16

There is little truth in the report
that bald-headed men scramble for
seats in the front rOw-at church.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16

W man can succeed unless he has
s-u IN his own ability.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16

To please n hen give her chance
TO run across the road in front of
fast car.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16

,', ro one ever heard of love giving the
"'"'Ith the laugh after marriage.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16

Character writes its name in n mans
face In indelihle ink.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16

customed to hear of Gods forgiveness
that we take It for granted. However,
Bishop Westcott has said that It Is
an amazing thing that holy God
forglves sin; he Is not surprised to
hear that the wrath Of such God
burns to the lowest hell against sin.
ners, but that he has found way to
be just as yet to Justify the ungodly
Is the very mystery of the Gospel.
And when God forgives he does It
fully and freely; he blots out our sins,
remembers them no more, casts them
behind his back, burles them in the
sea.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
To Drive ou, Malaria and Build II,

The System
Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELESS
chill TONIC. lOu know what you taking as
the formula is printed every label showing IL is
Quinne and Iron In a Tasteess form. Coo.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16

pr, i, Plerce's Pleasant Pellets are the
u ,s'naI m, little liver pills put up 40 years
!" Ihey regulate liver and bowels. Ad.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
IMPROVED UNFORM INTERNATIONAL
SUNNAYSQIDOL
LESSON

(By REV. =. Il. FITzWArER. d. D.,
Teacher Of English Bible in the
Moody Bible Institute Of ChlcagoD
Copyright 1918, Western Newspaper UnlonI
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
lmportanf 10 Mofhara

W
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORlA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that II
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1918-05-16
PLANTS-Fro,t Proof Cabbage Plant.

All varieties, 1900 5000 10000 Sl.75; 10000 and
over, $780, Genuine Nancy Hall aud Porto
Rico Potato Sprouts, $500 per 1000; 1000 and
over, ~ so. All varieties Tomato, Egg aud Pep
per Plants. Write for prices aud special assort.
ment of plants for small gardens.
ENTERPRISE COMPANY, Inc, Sumter, s. C.
Denver labor bulletin., 1918-08-31
MEN WHO MAKE POLITICAL PROMISES
FOR POLICY SAKE TO ENCOURAGE VOTES
OFTEN FAIL TO KEEPTHEM WHEN ELECTED

WEAK MEN who allow others to
form their opinions, easily find ex-
cuses to change their mind when their
purpose is accomplished. or when
their mind is weakened by the influ-
ence of others.
STRONG MEN of marked ability
men of action and deeds-develop a
wilIpower of their own that stands
out in their every day life as a warn
ing to dishonest or self-seeking per-
sons or interests. not to try to influ-
ence them to do that which is unfair
or unjust.
BIG MEN AND WOMEN rise to
meet an emergency. Weak ones
whimper and fail through inaction.
Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln
were the greatest men of their day
because they knew what, when and
how to do the right thing at the right
time and did it.
We must win the war now or be-
come a vassal nation of slaves. The
men who make our laws now should
be as big as the men who execute
them.
The lives of millions of red-blooded
husbands and sons Of loyal American
mothers and fathers and thousands OF
women angels OF Mercy" on the bat
uefield and even the very life Of the
Nation itself. has been placed on The
Altar of Liberty"
We neglect our duty as loyal Amer
lean citizens unless we send men to
the United States Senate now who
are big enough to rise and meet any
emergency to win the war and pro-
tect our fighting men and self-sacri-
ficing women on the battlefield, now
and when they return home, or their
dependents, even If they themselves
Denver labor bulletin., 1918-08-31

laws ever had not only have deterio-
rated with class hatred, but they
never would have been /. w. WIS if
they had had a shred of natural abil-
ity or were not too lazy to work.
They must be got rid of, root and
branch. The leaders should either
be executed or shut up in asylums
for the criminally insane, and the
rest either deported or punished so
severely that they will reform" and
work in self-defense. There has never
been such a demand in the United
States for labor as today; not a man
in our republic has an excuse to be
idle.
AS for the American liberals who
are trying to raise fund to defend
these outcasts, no censure is too harsh
for them. They are either German
agents, cowardly pacifsts or little
groups of would-be "intellectuals,"
who long to be thought academic, de-
tached, remote from the vulgar pas
sions that govern mankind in time of
war. Well, that is the point. We
happen to be at war. An attitude
that no one would quarrel with in
times of peace, for we are quite will
ing to let inadequately gifted men
and women win little prominence in
whatever way they can, when all are
living for themselves; they will come
under the head of menaces or pests
when the entire country should be
united in single purpose. No doubt
the government will get around to
them on time, but if it does not there
is an even worse punishment in store
for them, the contempt of their fel-
low citizens. They will be outlanders,
forced to endure the society of one
another to the last of their days. In
other words, they will be boycotted
Perhaps they would prefer the word
verboten-
Denver labor bulletin., 1918-08-31
RAILROAD ORGANIZATIONS.
Monday


O. r. c. No. a-Meets Odd Fellows Tenn
pie. i1si champa St. 80 p. m.
II. l. y. Y. No. sso-Meets Liberty hall.
1887 Platte st. p. m.
Is. l.. Y. No. SsI-Meets woodman hall,
Sixth ave and Santa Fe. l:so p. m.
Tuesday.
II. X. 7. No. 6so-Meets Club bldg, 1871
Arapahoe st. p. m
Wednesday.
II, L. X. No. sss-Mects woodman hall.
Thirty-nrst and Clay. p. m.
n. L. r. No. iss-Meets Masonic Temple,
sixtecnth and Welton. go p. m.
II. X. T. No. so-Meets odd Fellows hall.
15i3 Champa St, p. m.
Ladies' Auxiliary II. L. X. No. ss-Meets
and ID Wednesdays. ,. M
Ladies'. Auxiliary II. L. Y. No. lss-Meets
woodman hall. Sixth ave and Santa Fe.
I'd and 4th Wednesdays. $50 p. m.
Thursday.
u. L. r. Y. No. ss-Mcets Masonic Temple,
Sixteenth and Weiton sts-. p. m
Ladies' Auxiliary II. l.. r. Il. No. 6s-Mects
Thirty eighth and Franklin. LIST and I'd
Thursday afternoons.
Ladie.' Auxiliary II. L. r. 4. No. sie-
Meets q I'd snm and @ s,h Thp5sdays, p. m.
Ladies' Auxiliary H. r. T. No. ss-Meets
odd Fellows Temple. l55l Champa st.
I'd and 4th Thursdays. p. m
Friday.
Ladies' Auxiliary II. l.. r. Il. No. es-Meets
Goody hall Eighth and Santa Fe, LIST
and Sd Friday afternoons.
Ladies' Auxiliary o. r. c. No. ;s-Mects
Odd Fellows Temple. lIol Champa St.
. y. m.
Ladies' Auxiliary u. l.. X. No. 5os-Meets
Woodman hall. Ross Ct and Dunkeld.
LIST and Sd Fridays. p. IN.
II. L. y. Il. No. ess-Mects Goody hall.
Eighth and Santa Fc. p. m.
II. X. T. No. 4ae-Mcets Odd Fellows hall.
l543 Champa st, s p. m.
Denver labor bulletin., 1918-08-31
REPELLING THE RUSS BUss,

Kerensky kissed Arthur Henderson,
the British labor politician, as the
American labor mission calls him, and
all England gasped. Kerensky is
coming TO this country. He may want
to kiss Secretary Wilson or even Pres
ident Wilson. This has led an anony-
nous poet to suggest that the Presi-
dent put his greetings into a song,
and to furnish him with the song, as
follows:
Salute me only with thy fist,
And don't attempt to buss me;
The very thought of being kissed
Is quite enough to fuss me.
If you must kiss, try it on Gompers-
He hasn't been kissed since he wore
rompers.
Minneapolis Tribune.