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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14
A ID C1 Room 2l3 Tye Building.
"A. d. OOCILTU7E Phone 90 or 376
REAL ESTATE BARGAINS

Six room strictly modern home,
well located on South Hill and an eI
ira choice bargain. Price $22jG, aud
would give some terms if wanted.
z room house and lot on South 4th
street, east front. Price $3.50. $10q
cash, balance easy monthly payemnt5.
room house and corner lot. IS BY
1G5, on Southwest Hill Price $3.50.
500 cash. and balance on easy
monthly payments.
room modern bungalo on West
Hill on corner lot. price $3.50.
down and balance on easy monthly
payments
In fact many choice bargains in
city property not herein mentioned.
Plenty of cheap money to loan on
farm and city property
See or phone.
7. H. BENNETT
Office sO4h Chickasha Ave.
Office phone SS4. Res. 94s.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14

room house, newly papered and
painted, quarter block of ground, out
buildings, nice shade trees and lawn.
Price $500 on terms, just like get
ting money from home.
room modern house, newly pa
pered and all the plumbing new, hot
AMI cold water fine loctaion, rs foot
lot. Price $4,000 which is less than
YOU can build the house for. Terms
JUST AS EASY.
: room modern house. SO foot cor
ncr lot, barn; this place can be had
SO easy, its Just like taking candy
from a baby.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14
SOME REAL BARGAINS

loom house, good norches, good
out buildings, 100 foot lot in Rock Is
land addition; this place is some bar
gain and easy to handle.
Lave many other bargains in real
estate, but l must mention my loan
business. l can make the most Lib
ERAL and the QUICKEST loans of
any man in Chickasha. l was next
to the high man in loans with my
company last month and / want to
loan more than any Of them this
month
REMEMBER, We pay you per
cent on your savings. no taxes. Let
your money work.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14
Real Estate

FOR SALE-Block of ground on
the car line, G room house, large
barn. Price $3.50.
FOR SALE-2O acres, room
house and other buildings; nearly
all alfalfa ground near Chickasla
Price $2250. Possession at once.
FOR SALE room house, Zoe +,
West Hill. Block of car line Price
$1,000.
Surety bonds, larlu loanA.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14

cent interest.
1870 acres good alfalfa Washita bot.
tom in cultivation one mile from
Chickasha. viii divide land or sell
all together for $lO0 per acre.
$50 acres first class smooth wheat
land in cultivation except 40 acres
good grass; two sets of improve
ments; one and one-half mile from
Amber Price $45 per acre.
500 acres good grass well fenced
cne mile from Middleburg Price
500 per acre.
400 acres good smooth grass land
fenced. $50 acres leased grass ono
mile from Middleburg Price $50 PR
acre.
cI1Y PROPERTY
Extra good four room modern
house close III ON paved street in
first class condition; on easy terms.
Only $1,000
Large modern nine room residence
on Kansas avenue In first class
condition. Will sell for less than
house cost to build Price $4,000
room modern house renting for
Sc5 per month Corner lot we'll locat
ed Price $2S0o. Has loan Of 1920
at Z per cent interest.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14
SIX BEST SELLERS

room new bungalow. corner lot,
with garage, barn, poultry yard,
trees, orchard, both well ana city
water Will atke in live stock on
deal Price $140O.
room frame house corner lot in
Highland Park addition. win take
in young mules, COWS and horses on
deal, Price $500.
$50 down and $3.50 per month
buys five room house, corner, on
South Hill, with 100 #. by 165, ce-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14
First published March j, 1879
NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL
ESTATE

In the matter OF the guardianship OF
Willie Jones, Adeline Jones, Ten
nessee Jones.
Notice is hereby given in pursu'
ance of AN order of the County Court
Of the County of Haskell State Of
Oklahoma, made on the 26th day Of
February, 1918, the undersigned
guardian of the estate of Willie
Jones, Adeline Jones and Tennessee
Jones, will sell at private sale, to
the highest bidder subject to confir
nation by said court, on or after the
2ist day of March, A. d.
1918 at O'Clock NJ. at
stigler Oklahoma, all the right, title
and interest of said Willie Jones,
Adeline Jones and Tennessee Jones,
| nand othe following described real
estate situate in Grady county, state
Of oklahoma, to-wit:
An undivided one-half interest
in and to E12 OF NEA OF SWH;
SEA of SWA; VIZ of VIZ of
SEA; E1a of SEA; EI2 ot SWA
Of sEAs SE4 Of NEh of NW4
of Sec, SO, Twp North Range
Z West.
Said real estate will be sold on the
following terms and conditions, to-
wit: All cash on execution and de-
livery of GUARDIAN deed.
Bids for the purchase thereof must
be in writing and must be filed in
the County Court or delivered to the
at Keota, Oklahoma, or
left with Holley & Means, attorneys
for the guardian, at Stigler, Oklaho.
ma.
Dated the 9th day of February,
1918.
FRANK COLEY,
Guardian
Eolley & Means. Attorneys. 3-515td
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14
LOST AND FOUND
MISCELLANEOUS

TO TRADE-1OO acre farm, valued
at $350O, for Oil State Petroleum
stock at S3.25. VIM. j. Hoover, Min
nekah. 13-3t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14

Trade with tee patriotic store See
that your dealer is an agent for Un.
Gle Sans War Savings Stamps.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14

Waste not. Want not. BUY a War
Savings Stamp every wess.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Mebane cotton seed,
2 1-3 miles west on Iowa avenue, and
IA north of Iowa. So per bushel,
Bob Hurley 14-3t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14
WANTED

WANTED-To repair your watch,
expert will make it guaranteed time
keep. Stockers Jewery Shop.
2-19-30t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14

FOR SALE-Home grown alfalfa
seed. Clean. Heavy foliage type.
John Sharp. l5-5t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14

FOR sALE--A black Poland China
SOW, weight about 100 lbs. Phone
217 or call at S26 s. 18TH 1885,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14

FOR SALE OR TRADE--For Ford
ear Zoo shares Tfoy-Gnrbrr oil stock.
E. d. Barton, phone 7S, lASt
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14
MAJOR BROTHERS
51l First National Bank Blde. Phone 28O

ment walks, sheds, cellar and well.
Ii you want a home, and quit this
moving around. Now is your chance.
Price $3.50.
$40 down and SIS per month, no in
terest, buys a home on S. 4th St
Sewer an deity water Price $3.50
so acres bottom land in the coun-
try. all in wheat. Price sl2O per
acre.
viii sell at sacrifice, 100 acres
smooth land in splendid state of cul
tivation. Price $50 per acre.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14

Eolley & Means. Attorneys. 8-515td
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1918-03-14

Dated the 9th day of February,
1918
, 1918-05-30
Rail Wage Raises Announced.

Washington.-General pay increases
for nearly 100000 railroad employees
were announced by Director General
McAdoo, effective Saturday, June /,
and retroactive to last Jan. 1, carrying
out substantially the recommendations
of the railroad wage commission. The
aggregate of the increases probably
will be more than $500. 0OO. 900 a year,
half Of which will be distributed with
in a few weeks as back pay in lump
sums ranging from about 800 to near
ly 5000 each.
, 1918-05-30
HIndenbure's Condition is Critical

Geneva, Switzerland, May 27.-Field
Marshal Won Hindenburg, chief of the
German staff, is in a hospital at
Strassburg suffering from typhoid fe-
yer, according to reports from that
city. These advices state that the re-
port of Won H~indenburg's death is in.
correct, but that his condition is crit
ical.
, 1918-05-30
CONDENSED RECORD OF THE
PROGRESS OF EVENTS AT
HOME AND ABROAD.
FROM ALL SOURCES
SAYINGS, D o IEG 8, ACHIEVE
MENTs, suFFERiNes, HOPES
AND FEARS OF MANKIND.
ABOUT THE WAR

tions with Cuba.
The Cork steamer ~Inniscarra, bound
from Fishguard to Cork, has been tor
pedoed and sunk. Thirty-seven mem
bers of the crew were missing.
Fifty-six American troops on the
British steamship Moldavia have been
u~naccounted for, says an official
statement by the British admiralty.
The declaration of war by Costa
total number of nations aligned
against Germany up to a total of TWEEN
ty-one.
The fortress of Metz, in Lorraine,
and the city of Coblenz, on the Rhine,
have been bombed by British aviators.
Thionville, Namur and Carleroi also
were attacked.
Lively fighting continues in the
mountains of northern Italy with the
Italian and British troops on the Of
fensive. Along the Piave the artil-
lery firing has increased.
Martial law has been proclaimed in
Bohemia, and in consequence of pop
ular excuses" many persons have
been imprisoned, says a dispatch to
the London Daily Mail from Berne,
quoting the Slovenski Parod.
An enemy destroyer has been sunk
in the neighborhood of Zeebrugge by
a direct hit from an aeroplane. The
mole and seaplane base at Zeebrugge
also were badly damaged by bombs
which British naval aviators dropped.
More than 100000 wounded and
sick men have been returned to the
fighting front and go, 900 soldiers
have been discharged from the Ger
man army as unfit for further serv-
ice, according to a report of the state
ment in the Reichstag by Surgeon
General Schulze as contained in the
Berliner Tageblatt of April "a, a copy
of which has been received in New
York.
A London official statement on
aerial operations says: Since the
beginning of the German offensive,
two months ago, 1000 German aero
planes have been brought down or
driven out of control, and more than
1000 tons of bombs have been dropped
over the enemy's lines. During the
night of May 20 aerodromes in the
neighborhood of Client, Journal and
st. Quentin used by the enemy's night
bombing machines were heavily at
tackled. Thirteen tons of bombs we're
dropped on these and four and a half
tom were dropped on the railway sta
ton at Thionville, Metz and Coblenz."
WESTERN
Miss Anne Martin, candidate for a
nomination to the United States Sen
ate from Nevada, has resigned as
chairman of the National Woman's
party in order to devote herself to her
campaign.
The lower house of the Arizona
Legislature passed the joint resolution
ratifying the prohibition amendment
t. the constitution by a vote of 30 to
3, Speaker Johns and Representatives
Foster and Mccormick voting in the
negative. The resolution passed the
Senate unanimously, making the
twelfth state to act favorably.
Howard H. DeWeese, who was shot
at Salt Lake City, Utah, for the muir
der OF MS Whe' fanhy flsher De
"eese' leit d GRIM lesaey ior MS
wlfes former husnand IL Is a SILK
handkerchief and h bullets which
passed through the heart of DeWeese
first passed through the bit of silk.
which he had pinned over his chest.
From Teheren, Persia, where the
people are starving stricAeh WIN ~
phus ana typhoiu' d capiesram asking
, 1918-05-30

tbttr newspaper mon NtWs SERVICE.
COMING EVENTS.
Sept. 9-14-wyoming State Fair at
Sept. iS-2O-Laramie County Fair.
Baggs is planning a Fourth of July
celebration.
Gonzales Trinidad was stabbed in
a pool hall melee at Cheyenne.
Fred A. Bacon, 55. former city clerk
of Cheyenne, died of Bright's disease.
The best of reports continue of oil
operations in the Lost Soldier field.
Adjutant General Weaver mustered
in" a company of home guards at
Wheatland.
The name of L. E. Luke of Dayton
appeared in the list of dead in tho OF
tawa casualty list.
Liberal contributions from every
part of the state made up the big to-
tai for the Red Cross.
Hanna's quota for the Red Cross
was $4,000, but the first days report
showed over $4,000, and still going"
Fifty-two Laramie county boys left
for Fort Benjamin Harrison, Indianap-
oils, Ind, for service IN the
ing corps.
Floyd Huff was arrested at Pine
Bluffs and returned to cheyenne
where he Is charged with passing
worthless checks.
The well of the Oriental Oil Com
pany, which reached oil on section 10
of the Lander dome is reported 90
feet in the pay sand.
A I'M of women are work
ing in the U. P. yards at Cheyenne,
paving taken the places of young men
called to the colors.
Miss ANY Abbott the assistant In
English at the TIniversitv of wyoming
has announced her resignation from
po,,au,,,a . ho,.os auu,mo,t ,,,
uxsaS $500 -, - 49,
ciIli sbot and killed Frank Iumbardo
at c@arneville Roth were italian min.
ers
JESSIE M mn Dou
ueen a. noohweii .ieiu' san ppeeo'
oaii'n.a, Ut INC son, %
su.'essiuiy passeu ns m
ahu has reoei'eu nis fe
me "yonilns ota.e ran ASsoola
I'LL mas soueu ~ t,o oa'aos
,ns tna' Inis yeais an " 10 neiu al
usia II oh d u' sleatei sea-
nan ~ pass yeais 'n pien nl1n
nov oeeh ~"
go een "1 iAe u"'e "
s'p
frot. j. hlcharus, principal OF the
pubic chools at Garland VINO ex-
tha,r carmon t.xt hoohs .nd VIZ ,I,ae
t,lya, So ID. hor,o - - - -,
;,an, ond oomnaIIos - r,itno,. a.
hrrni,n 80 oil tha rarr,a, ovtbool
Which could no so,,nd a. tha h,ah
sohoo, 10. ro,,un.a
S oeeppnne IL
ane way y. .In neisn' VIM
pacific Yards AIonzo Asbbv ond WI.
liam r Van Glider were both thrown
under the wheels. Asbbv bejng emf in
two and Van Glider having both legs
severed from his bodv in addition To
fatal i~nterna injuries
o.dor, .oo.,nos ~ To-. II d..
,o,I 80 49, ~ 49,. ~ .as
a. SoasavnatoSI - .Aa
- - ~
in the mex fortnight and h a recruits
will be sen to Cheyenne as rapidly
as they become available. The recruit
ing of this regiment will give Fort
Russell, which has been almost de-
, 1918-05-30
Brief News Notes
From All Parts OF
Wyoming

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
COMING EVENTS.
Sept. 9-14-Wyoming State Fair at
Douglas.
Sept. 1s-2O-Laramie County Fair.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-11-19
THE BEST INVESTMENT

Americans can pay the cost OF the
war by buying war securities or pay
ing taxes, and they will shortly have
the choice very directly put up to
them. That is why the War Saving
Stamp organization of Georgia is
making a special effort to induce the
people to redeem their pledges for
the purchase of W. S. s. 1t is to the
advantage of the people to buy these
securities.
A war cost paid by taxation must
be paid more quickly than war cost
raid by sale of securities. OF course
the securities have to be paid, but
this can b. done by distributing the
payment over long period, thus
tightening the burden Of taxation.
War Savings Stamps are the best in
vestment you can make, and are the
most convenient investment on the
market when it comes TO terms OF
purchase.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-11-19
Speaking The
Public Mind

Editor Times Recorder wish to
congratulate you and Americas for
the taking over of the Times-Recorder
by newspaper men of experience, abil-
ity and integrity. 1t is not passing
moment to me to see the dear old
Times Reecorder rehabilitated and
promise once more to take foremost
rank iu Georgia journalism, where 1
put it and where ] left it less than ten
Jeals ago. ] organized and named
the Ti.nes-Recorder ! spent the best
eighteen years of my life as its so'e
owner, laboring for its success, and
devoting its every issue to the up
building and commercial progress OF
Americas and her legitimate territory.
How we'll my energies were directeA'
| leave for you TO ascertain from the
Americas people at large.
Now, if at any time l can be of any
service as to the past history Of the
Times Recorder, or upon any other
journalistic point concerning South
west Georgia, will IKE great pleas
ure in doing so
You are among a people of superb
morale; permit me to congratulate you
upon your good fortune.
with hopes for your speedy SUCCESS
! am,
Yours, fraternally,
MARIE LOUISE MYRICK."
Savannah, Ga, Nov. 18, 1918.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-11-19
PUT CREAM IN NOSE
AND STOP CATARRH
Tells How To Opea ClOgged Nos
trils and End Head Colds

You feel fine in few moments. Your
clogged nostrils will open. The air
passages of your head will clear and
you can breathe freely. No more
dullness. headache; no hawking, SNUFF
fling. mucous discharges or dryness;
no struggling for breath at night
Tell your druggist you want a small
bottle of Ely's Cream Balm. Apply a
little of this fragrant, antiseptiC
cream in your nostrils, let it pene-
trate through every air passage OF
the head; soothe and heal the swol-
len, infiamed cumous membrane, and
renef comes instantly.
1t is just what every cold and ca
tarrh sufferer needs. Don't stay stuff
ed-up and miserable.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-11-19
240 POUND PIGS

With corn above SO cts hogs eat
their heads off very quickly. The hog
that takes two or three months to get
on full feed never brings you a
profit.
When you are ready to put your
shoats on feed, begin with the B. A.
Thomas Hog Medicine, Use regularly
and watch your shoats round out
into fat hogs in nine months-hogs 60
ing we'll over 200 pounds and as high
as 24O pounds. Figure the average
feeding and you will see why the B.
A. Thomas medicine is a good invest
ment. Try feeding out your hogs on
this plan an diff you are not more
than pleased, We will refund the cost
of the medicine.
For sale by G +. Buchanan.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-11-19
SALE

465 acres, miles Of Americas, 32S
acres open land; 5-room house In
nice oak grove, three tenant houses
running water, so pecan trees, near
church and school, suited to general
farming and stock-raising. $500
per acre.
500 acres, 6 miles Of railroad, one
mile Of church and school; 5-room
house, barn, crib, garage, 100 acres
fenced, running water and some fine
saw timber. For quick sale, $500
per acre.
24O acres, 8 miles Of Americas, on
good road; three tenant houses, 175
acres cleared, running water. 5000
and acre.
p. B. WILLIFORD
ONCE windsor Hotel.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-11-19
YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO BUY
HOME ON EASY TERMS

We are pleased to announce that we
have about twenty houses, at prices
ranging from $4,000 to $500, khich
we offer for sale, one-third cash:
payments to suit the investor on BAL
ance, either monthly or yearly pay
ments accepted. Il is not often We
have such desirable property on such
liberal terms. We believe we can con-
vince you that all the property offered
Is we'll worth the money. 1t is our
opinion that city property is going
much higher and that now Is the time
to buy a home.
If interested, see us Immediately and
get the pick of these choice residences.
ALLISON REALTY COMPANY
By Rf E. Allison.
Office Rear Allison Furniture Co.
Allison Bldg. Phone 253.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-11-19
KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN,
FRITZIE BOY.@

Keep your head down, Fritzie boy,
Keep your head down, Fritzie boy,
Late last night, by the shell-tire light
We saw YOU, we saw YOU.
You were mending your broken wire,
When we opened with r-r-rapid fire;
If you want to see your Water in der
VaterlaDd
Keep your head down FritZie boy
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-11-19
AND NOW THE "MANLESS RANCH"

Mrs Maggie V. Smith Hathaway, OF
Helena, Mont, has proved that it is
possible to ruin a 60O-acre ranch
without the aid of mems labor. she
knows. because she has successfully
conducted her "manless ranch for
six years, raising grain, cattle and
sheep.
Mrs. Hathaway began life as
school-teacher. In few years she
became county superintendent. Later
she married Mr.. Hathaway, assistant
State. superintendent Of schools, who
owned a 320-acre ranch adjoining her
own. After the death of her husband
Mrs. Hathaway farmed the two
ranches. 1t was difficult to get mas
culine help, so she introduced modern
machinery that could be operated by
women. and announced to the country
side that hereafter her place was to
be called the "Manless Ranch"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-11-19
Americas, Ga, Nov 10. 1918
THE GOLDEN ERA

Under this caption the Industrial
Index, one of the Souths best indus
trial periodicals, paints rosy picture
of what is before us and points out
some of Americas blessings growing
out of the world war. 1t is worth re-
producing for the benefit of those few
pessimists, occasionally heard, who
fear for the future" when war fac
tories shut down and millions are
thown out of work.
No such times are coming. Condi-
lions confronting this country follow
ing this war are different from any
war we ever egaged in. The world
is our market, with demand for sew
eral years to come.
Says the Industrial Index
WARS are usually followed by per
iods of development and great actiy-
ity in industry, commerce and pro-
duction.
The recent war, the greatest in all
history will be followed by the great
est era of reconstruction and devel-
Opment in the history of the world
Much of Europe is to be rebuilt
Enormous quantities of building ma
terial and machinery will be required
There will be many calls upon Amer
lean architectural, engineering and
structural skill.
America itself will blossom as the
rose. Literally thousands of indus
trial, construction and development
projects that have been held up un-
til after the war will be under way
in a comparatively short time after
peace has been declared
THE store shelves of the world are
not empty, but the stock is low. An
enormous production of manufacture
ed goods of practically every descrip-
ton will be required to restock stocks
to anything like normal.
The world as a whole is now
friendlier to the United States than
ever before in our history. We saved
civilization. 1t is true that millions
of men had to give their lives and bill
lions of treasure had to be expended
to pave the way for the conditions
that prevailed when our country en-
tered the conflict, but it happened to
be our part, under Providence, to re-
store the balance in favor Of right
and justice at the critical moment
The whole world will trade with
us. Our ships will be welcome in
every port.
In this wonderful after-the-war
period, the South will develop and
prosper relatively more than any
other section of the great American
union The room for development is
here The opportunities are here
Capital is here in ever-increasing
millions. And the natural results OF
these conditions will be a rapid in
crease in population and wealth.
We have been through dark and
gloomy days. We shall have our re
ward for all suffering and sacrifice,
for the golden era of American in
dustry and commerce is now dawn
ing"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-11-19
1l-Il.11-IS

All you poor memories for dates of
historic events, here's way to hold
fast the time, in hours, days months
and years, of the greatest event the
world has ever known-the ending of
the war for the Punishment of auto
cratic rule. 1t is a simple formula
and one that can not fail:
Eleven, eleven, eleven, eighteen.
those numerals will easily stick in
sour memory. Interpreted, they mean
at II o'clock on the eighteenth day
of the eleventh month (November) of
the eighteenth year, meaning, Of
course. nineteen-eighteen.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1918-11-19
yankee ParOdy.)

Keep your shades down Mary Ann,
Keep your shades down Mary Ann,
Late last night by the pale moonlight
We saw YOU, we saw YOU.
You were combing your auburn hair
1t was hanging upon a chair;
If you want to keep your secrets from
your future man,
Keep your shades down, Mary Ann.