The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1918-07-19
CAM0UFLAGE MAR
RAGE COMMENTS
DECIDED Confidential Correspondence
From the Devil to Kaiser
Wilhelm.
Internal Palace, Hades.

Internal Palace, Hades.
Dearest Wilhelm.
You may think I'm jealous Of you
because you have outdone me in
thinking up new deyiltries TO iniliet
on the human race Oh no. Fact is,
sometimes get real proud of you be-
cause kaltur and frightfulness are my
pet theories and YOU are my star
pupil
But The world does not really appro-
ciate the cleyerness OF some OF your
schemes, my boy Whenever your kul-
tured armies were retreating to vic
tory in France, leaving railroads and
highways smashed, homes and factor.
les burned wells poisoned. and even
fruit trees cut, not TO mention the
shrines OF the Christ dynamited and
the purity of innocent motherhood
prussianized, unthnking people mere
ly wondered why such orgies OF anger
and hate You see. my dear Willie,
the inferior nations coud not apprec.
late the amazingly skilful plan you
had behind ii all. AZ first, | myself
failed to catch the wonderful sym.
| phony OF its hellishness
True. you have spent an awful lot
of German blood and. | suppose, about
all your peoples money But have
/ you not fringed the fatherland with
ash-heaps where once we're humming
cities, apds with shell holes where
your inferior neighbors neglected kul
tur while tending their focks and
harvests? OF course YOUR factories
stand, and that Belgian machinery is
waiting TO nh new ones. French and
Belgian and Russian slaves till your
fields and dig your mines. Oh. gee
Wilhelm, II you could only give the
rest OF the world a good old stron.
German peace like the one YOU CAV,
Russia. how would they ever catch VI
with Germany before your next war
know some folks say you will no
have enough men left to start anothe
war. This is just where the very cley
crest part Of your general plan fits in
But you must not let so much IeaI
out about it, II super,polygamy /
to be practiced to breed your mex
army OF kultur. better keep the pla,
on the quiet. The inferior nation
will become even more suspicious
your press and platform have muc
/ more to say about lateral marriages
and secondary marriages" and sue
Z .s.plans iog breeding new German so
, dfers. Wonderful idea. though,
! you can get your men and women /
; thIpk OF themselves as cattle Bette
see that no more of your German o
. iicers are captured with written su:
gestions on them about such matters
And while I think of IT, see that tina
Society OF Regeneration" and tn
1Ilammar Community" and the re.
of the organizations camouilage III
, business at least with the name (
marriage, It would sound better an
, leave the inferior nations less su
= picious or course. it's a good ide
> to let Karl Torges' book on the ne
: German p0lygamy circulate in Gle
many. 1t may so in Turkey, ais
. But better not disgust the outside 4
. ferior nations with IT,
! But now, my dear Kaiser about tn
plan of tearing the boy babies ava
from the breats of their capture
mothers to raise them up into Germa
soldiers. Do you think that nra
tsics32 | know they will be raise
scientifically in your German orphs
asylums. but think of the hate it pill
IN against Germany And as to for
: ing German motherhood on Il
women and girls Of captured teri
!, tory or course, this breeds mo
creatures to slave for Germany ~
fight for you. but then Il breeds MOI
hate to grow outside Germany an
cngnlf you At least, 1t might he
to delay our good, old strong Gcrmi
| peace
| BelievS mes,
PROUDLY your old teacher,
| Tho Devil