Evening journal., 1918-06-19
KsystOue's Weekly Salvation

keystone's Weekly Salvation
Skyhook Cooper has died OF wrong
thoughts. lie thought Il safo TO take
nap on the skyhook.
II Abe Haber could light as good as
he can pose. and absorb punches as
well as he looks, and hit as hard as he
can miss. he'd some day amount to
something.
Bill Virgins made another bis hit in
New Castle. lie hit the % marx.
Asked seldel the other day whether
he believed IN the survival OF the ft-
test. No. said he. am on under
taker.
When olen Hackett used 70 bo q
great churchmember he happened TO
be careless one day by letting the
preacher catch him emerging from a
saloon with a demiiOhn under his
arm. Hack" what is Il you have
under your arms' asked the parson.
"A dcmijOhn. sir" What's Ia lt?"
"Whiskey, sir" ITO whom does ii
belong" To Barclay and myself"
"Well. Hack. II you want TO be good
man you must pour yours out"
Cant do II. father. mine is on the
bottom"
do you thins. BIZ. that the automo,
bile will displace the horse. asked
Jennings better half when riding alons
In a carriage" guess 10 WILL"
answered Bill. gazing down the pike
neryously; III II ever hits him"
Leon franklin does not believe in
Misses any longer, and win shortly
marry widow.
One OF our former old time members
had sent his wife 60 apply foe
pension. What makes you think you
are entitled to a pcnsion?" asked the
examiner. well my husband and
had fought all through the wst," was
her candid reply.
Russell Boyer has taken to pole
vaulting, and i6 feet 6 inches is a
fairly good start for Russ.
Zealand is practicing the shot put.
He can toss the i6-pound iron ball
20 i-2 feet.
Bender has bought another camera,
urdsy and Sundays.
Trexler has bought another baby
carriage. That shows prosperity in the
home.
Moore used 10 hang around the club
every night, but the night he was sup
posed TO meet Baneag no suddenly be-
came I'll. Too bad.
Biddle likes 10 know whether "fsiI"
in love would be the proper way 70 say.
Fall is the proper word. you -
Events transpire. So does Bill Mckee.
Reed can be seen every Saturday sf-
ternoon at the Brandywine playing his
fsvorite game; tennis.
Jacobs wants to become a jockey. He
can ride any truck horse.
Booze is preparing for another motor
cycle race. to be held at the Newark /
vieodrome.
Haffner likes TO reduce about thirty /
pounds by watching others training.
swigel wants to train up about s5
or 40 pounds In order 10 make weight 1
for Tony Draak, whom he will meet I
at PennsgrOve next Monday evening.
Abe Haber has sold his horse and
carriage and bought another violin.
Land, who is a great swimmer, is
getting in fine shape for that big swim
ming event in New York. TO be held
June 20. A flve-mile race from the
battery TO Coney Island.
Jimmy Taylor. X. O. Baker, Christi
ma. Tony Swigel, Herbert Booze, Bar
LAY and several others are working out
it the club every night TO be in the
pest OF shape when journeying over
% Pennsgrove to show the Jersey fans
he good stock we have on the Della
ware side.
A mans ambition must be very small
when he joins a club and pays no dues
It all.
Come on. you fellows that hide be-
lind the curtains, aud show your faces.
We know who you are.
Herbert Jackson, one OF our most
oval and ardent clubworkers, hos sail
ID for over there. We wish him 3
lappy voyage and a safe return.
Jack Reason intends to take up art
nd likes TO know the easiest thing for
csrtooist TO draw. Been on a picnic,
ack?
Wonder who It is Eddy Kelly always
axes out in his new machine? Why
OF give us an Introduction. kelly2
Our boys added another medal 10
leir bravery by defeating Wildel last
aturdsy.
Joe Brisco. as a pitcher, has no equal
the All-Nilmlngion League.
Mclaughlin. as shortstop. played
onderfully well.
Fishbsck behind the bat must have
agnets in that catching NIT OF his.