Trench and camp. [volume] (Augusta, Ga.) 1917-1919, 1918-07-31


broad minded.
NOTICE TO MEMBERS OF HEAD
QUARTERS AND OTHER COM
PANiES.
A telegraph office has been estab-
lished in s: ilding No. 400, opposite Di-
vision Headquarters Building, which
will accept all messages, and save you
the tiresone walk past the Liberty
Theater Besides it is in charge of
Private karsch a regular fellow. who
will treat you with courtesy and aid
you at all times
Patronze home industry Also the
tailor shop, the barber in the company
street.
Hove you observed the new schedule
Of prices In the tailor shop, Get in
step; visit the shop and look neat, it
will help the appearance Of the COM
pany and besides has the qualifications
OF making good soldiers. Cleanliness
and neatness should be the motto.
Shorty Fawbert is still the cham
pi0n midget wrestler of the company
His opponent is up in the air. At least
he imagines so. when he tries to stran-
gle our postmaster. Shorty's oppo-
tiEtit was OtStl Nth EIdbblIiE the HOWL
at Sunday mess. He thought he OBJ
served Shorty on the plate Take a
tip, Shorty get a grip on his spaghetti
holder and youll throw him. The
next opponent Of Shorty win be our
Top Sergeant Adams.
Mutt and jeff will have nothing on
this combination.
Sergeant Major Bauer is in trouble
He cannot seem to overcome the fond
ness for sleep lately He is looking
around for causes. So far. all he can
discover is that some one in a nearby
tent is keeping him awake with Ghost
Stories. Perhaps he means talking
about the Ghost walking" He is so
tender. it's a pity to disturb him
During the storm last week the Ser
geant Major was found under the cot.
Private Louis Loef the other evening.
after retiring, felt that a visit to the
postoffce would aid his sleep, so he
determined TO try his luck Being I'M
dressed. he thought he could save time
by slipping in a fatigue uniform, which
he did AS he was walking down Penn
sylvania Avenue, an ever watchful NJ.
z. stopped him and told him to get
dressed. Louis started back to his
company street. but nearing the head
| quarters building he found piece Of
lead pipe and taking the chance, he
placed the pipe on his shoulder, and
got away with It, The NJ 2. thought
he was out on fatigue duty, and never
/ disturbed the ever-conntving and cum
ming Louis.
Corporal Harris has taken to horse
rsg,ly Yf1 Ia
have taking ways about them.
Private Balser has the camera habit.
Every time he observes anyone with a
camera he parts the remains Of his
hair and looks pleasant.
Milt Fine SHORES as If ne drinks soup.
He should make the band, even without
Instruments.
His natural instrument will get him
by.
Cook Ollie F.dney is fast learning to
His favorite pastime is dancing and
fox trotting.
Even when supervising a stew, he
gets the steps
Earl George Killeen bought Gus
pfdor We don't know why. But have
T.oeb,s skunk and rotbinr more in q
waJ Of a dish was appropriate.
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Breathes there a man with sopJ so
dead
That hasn't observed Louis Loeb pre-
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Don't miss tits a treat
Bill Guthrje-s weekly package Of
cake arrived safely lust to show that
,S on R BIZ cot a ana so s eSs5y9 % t
@ 9sos, the balance was lost j" the S'rim-
in with one Of the boys
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looking AFTER the nlhstrei snow ae-
enough material and costumes to open
IN onera house here in carnp
Don forget the minstrei, snow men.
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