davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Washington herald., 1918-03-01
In Famous Sermon Upon Heaven Billy
Declares That Untold Wealth Can
not Purchase the Everlasting Peace
and Happiness Which Comes Only
with Sincere Repentance at the Feet
q of Jesus.
EVENING SERMON
Heaven!

of the Yukon, beneath the snow
and the ice. and we would gladly
part with all the gold IL we only
had our boy"
But all the wealth Of the KIon-
dixie could not open the grave and
put that child back in their arms.
Money can't, buy the peace OF God
that passeth understanding. Money
can't take the sin out of your life.
Is there any particular kind OF
life you would like?
If you could live 100 years you
wouldn't want to die. would you?
I wouldn't. I think there Is al
ways something the matter with
Q fellow that wants to die.
want to stay as long as God
will let me stay, but when Gods
time comes for me to go I'm ready,
any hour of the day or night
Ready to Respond.
God can waken me at midnight or
in the morning and I'm ready to re-
spond.
But II I could live a thousand
years I'd like to stay.
I don't want to die. I'm having
. 6CO4 NxSo AuooC NhAS "OElu
for US to have a good time in. It's
nothing but sin that has damned the
world and brought 1t misery and
. good time. Well. then. how can I
everybody wants, eternal life?
II you are Ill the most natural
thing for you to do Is to go to your
l.
phone any hour Of the day or night,
and then you let him whistle for his
money. You ought to be as anxious
him there. You think he is awfully
slow about getting there and he
thinks you are slow about paying
your bilt You go to your doctor
and you say:
over. don't want to die; can you
help met"
He looks at you and says:
IT have one hundred patients on
my hands, all asking the same
thing. Not one of them wants to
die. They ask me to use my skill
and bring to bear all have learned.
but can't night back death. I can
prescribe for your malady but can't
prevent death"
Go to Your Philosopher.
Well, go to your philosopher He
IL Is that reasons out the problems
and mysteries Of life by the applica-
ton of reason.
Say to him: Good philosopher, /
have come to you for help. Iwant
to live forever and you say that
you have the touchstone of philoso-
The Washington herald., 1918-03-01
Don't Let God Hang For Rent Signs
- In the Windows of Your Mansion
Sundays Farewell Sermonettes.

Editors wsshingon
the
marrtaga1 2. ~ -
Listen grlsi When the important
salvation Of
%
satisfied
will determine to your question First dd
be
we Have lived as you demand OF msr had
They win line nine times out ten they win take the count
talking about
Gods earth successfully contradict have the goods
girl III tell II he meets somebody on the street
nrst doorway
avoid the publicity meeting her for fear she might smile
sometime before
girls keep with young whose
Of anthracite Their
characters are foul rotten damnable
good head and choose right be-
mindng the criticism Choose the right and be
with the fellow whose reputation is bad
with him will lose
we although virtue Is intact and they might
Is
a with him. him IL
him. II he would
higher stands and NO no. we VIII not keep
there would
49, l..
hold to
for world rrevereny calls old maid
The Washington herald., 1918-03-01

Billy Sunday last night delivered
this sermon:
I would Ike in my sermon tonight.
II my strength win permit and your
patience endure. to ask and answer
three. questions:
.First-What do I want most Of all?
A man In Washington said to me
one day:
III ! could have all I wanted Of any
one thing I would take money"
He would be fool. and % would
you II you would make q similar
choice. There are lots Of things money
can't do
Money can't buy life; money can't
buy health
Men spend money travelling all
around the earth In their private cars
and special trains, and In their steam
yachts, IN the winter cruising In the
Mediterranean and up the Nile, and
IN the summer going to North Cape
and Alaska visiting the world IA
nous sanftariums to drink the waters
which are supposed to contain the
properties necessary to counteract the
diseases with which they are affict-
ed. and they viii bring doctors from
both sides Of the Atlantic to stand by
their beds.
where Money Il Useless
= II YOU should meet with an accident
which would, require surgical opera
ton. or your life would be despaired
sof, there is not a man here but that
would gladly part with all the money
he has If that would give him the
assurance that he could live twelve
months longer.
II you had all the money in the
world you couldn't go out in the grave
yard and put that loved one back
In your arms and have them sit once
more around the family circle and
hear their voice and listen to their
prattle.
A steamer ted up at her wharf,
having Just returned from an expe-
dition, and as the people walked down
the plank their friends met them to
eonzratulate them on their success or
encourage them through their defeat,
when down came q man I used to
know in Fargo, n. D.
u Gold Failed to Save.
Friends rushed up and said:
why, We hear you were very
fortunate"
Yes; wife and I left here si1
months ago with hardly anything.
Now we have s35o,000 in gold dust
in the hold of the ship"
Then somebody looked around and
said:
Mr.. l., where is your little boyr'
The tears rolled down his creeks
and he said:
we left him buried on the bank.
The Washington herald., 1918-03-01
$ Dental Cream, Two Sizes, 1Oc and 23c
Rheumatism Relief
Musco Rubbing
Oil

The wonderful wintergreen
Iininent is very beneficial for
rheumatic pains, muscular sore
ness and chest colds. Rub in
the oil, rub out the pain 9Q<
Soc ROttles. s................
The Washington herald., 1918-03-01

Editors
Third
marTiagal b <
The Washington herald., 1918-03-01

Ayers Cherry Pectoral .................ase
Aromatic Ammonia, ounces ...........aSe
Allealol Antiseptie .....................so
Asafoetida Tablets, 100 3-gr.
Absorbine, Jr........-............
Aliens Foot Ease .........-...........Ioe
Anglers Emulsion ......................4o
Anglers Emulsion ......................so
Atwood's Bitters ........................a .aoc
Bromo-Seltzer, soc size .....-...---..-..- -2oc
Bromo-Seltzer, 6oc size ...............3s 3sc
Brown Mixture, ounces .75e
Bell-ans, 2Sc size ........................7 .7oc
Bell-ans, 7Sc size ........................S
Baume Analgesique ....................-4o -4oc
Borax, powdered, pound .................Ioc
Bicarbonate Soda, pound ................Ioe
Black Flag Insect Powder ............soc
Blaud's Iron Pills, 100 S-gr.............Isc
California Fig Syrup ..................lSc
calomel and Soda Tablets, Ioo..-........Ioc
cascara Tablets, 100 5-gr.
The Washington herald., 1918-03-01

There VIII be no sickness IN
heaven, no pain, no sin. no poverty,
no want, no death. no grinding toll.
There remaineth a rest for the
people of God. I tell you there are a
good many poor men and women
that never have any rest. They
have had to get up early in the
morning and work hard all day. but
in heaven there remaineth a rest for
the people of God.
You won't have to>get out and toll
all day. No toll in heaven, no sick
ness.
New-York tribune., 1918-10-24
Charley Harvey
Is Too Busy
To t ak Much

Charles J. Harvey, chairman of the
committee appointed by james W COT
froth of California. to promote the big
boxing carnival at Madison Square Car
den next month in aid of the United War
Work Councils SIT0,500 600 campaign
was so busy yesterday in collaboration
with Billy Gibson and Charley Does
sereck that he did not have time to do
much talking.
Harvey and his fellow promoters in
this city and New Jersey are getting
things in shape rs quickly as possible
and while they have not yet definitely
settled Upon the date for the show, it
would not be surprising if November
25, 26 and 27 were selected for the
boxing programme. These appear to
be tho only open dates at the Garden
next month.
Dumb" Dan Morgan came forward
yesterday with an offer to put his
fighters, Jack f}rtton and Battling
Levinsky, against the best weterweight
and heavyweight ohtainabe. respec-
burgh, sent a letter Offering to throw
his great little bantamwc ght, Eddie
Wim'er, into the ring with any man of
his weight in the world.
This evening Billy Gibson will give
a dinner for CotTrOth at his Criterion
Restaurant. in The Bronx, and there
will he a great gathering of promoters
and sporting writers TO discuss plans
for the carnival.
New-York tribune., 1918-10-24
Harvard Needs
Line Men for
New Eleven

CAMBRIDGE, Mass, Oct. 23.-If
there are to be any good football teams
at Cambridge this fall more promising
candidates for line positions must nut
in an appearance To date there is an
overabundance of backs and ends, but
centres are few and guards and tackles
are Pretty much among the missing.
So great Is the dearth of line ma
terlal, in fact, that the idea to have
several elevens may of necessity be
abandoned, and some arrangement made
by the military and naval authorities
50 that one team and possibly a second
team may be organized to represent
the combined units.
To-day about dozen line mon, only
a few of whom have had any football!
experience, were drilled hard by former
Captain Bill Snow, now an ensign STA
toned at the school here. Snow found
the boys willing, but green, and figures
he will be unable to do great deal
of developing with only two afternoons
q week to work. The army juniors to
date have made the best showing. but
next week the navy players will have
more time and tnen football &: Har-
ward may be expected to move along
q little
New-York tribune., 1918-10-24
Chadwick, Eli Captain,
Now in II. 6. Army

OLD LYME. Conn, Oct. 23- George
Z. Chadwick, Yale '03 and captain Of
the football team at that university
in 1902, has received his commission
as captain in the "hame and gas" at
tack division of the Chemical Warfare
Corps. Chadwick played halfback on
the Yale team four years and in his
junior and senior years was chosen by
Walter Camp and other critics for the
Al]-Amcrican team.
Chadwick's play was more inclined
to the steady and reliable than to the
fashy type. In the Princeton game of
1902, however. he made two runs for
touchdowns half the length Of the Aeld
through the centre of the Orange and
Black line that were the talk Of the
season. Captain Chadwick is the son
OF c. N. Chadwick, of the Board of
Water missioners. and IS in bust
less in New York City. He spends
his week ends and no idays at his
fathers country place in Old Lyme.
New-York tribune., 1918-10-24
Navy Eleven May Lose
Four Star PLAYERS

ANNAPOLIS, Md, Oct. %. - Naval
Academy football ock has fallen
greatly with the news that the team
is likely to lose the services of Captain
Ingram. Roberts. Whelchel and Graves
for the season. All Of these men have
injuries or illnesses which will proba-
bly, keep them out OF the game during
the remainder of the season. Ingram
is not rallying as expected, i is re-
por ed from his home, Jetfersonville,
Ind.
Nevertheless, the team worked hard
this afternoon in preparation for Sat
urday's game against he Newport
Training Station. and Dobie is begin
ming to get cons ideraole accuracy in
the use of a varied set of plays. A
strong scrub team under Lieutenant
Commander Boyn on is alclping greatly.
New-York tribune., 1918-10-24
Altitude Mark
To Be a I arget
At Air Meet

Aviators will have a new altitude
mark to shoot at after Saturday il
promises made by the managers OF the
Army Aviation Carnival at Be!mpnt
Park are made good. Lisutcnaat Ray
Will, wno viii pilot .sw ..>t y
monoplane designed by Grover c. Loen-
ing says he has tested the machine
out and that all records are as good
as broken now.
Lieutenant Willis. with an officer Of
the Medical Corps detail ed as observer,
VIII fly to Belmont Park from Garden
City. After circling the field several
times over the spectators the lieuten-
ant will swoop down to the track and
start his climb
The mark he is after is that of go
GOO feet made by Captain Schroeder in
Dayton several weeks ago. That rec
I'd was made with a one man machine
equipped With 3O0-hp. Hispano-Suiza
motor, the same engine that is TO be
used by Lieutenant Willis. Looming
built the plane to fit this powerful en-
CINE. The plane is so simple in cen-
struction that if it is a target for tho
Hun tiier he has practically nothing
to shoot at. There are only two sun
ports for each wing.
New-York tribune., 1918-10-24
Gossip of the Golfers

The St. Albans golf course, which is
now the centre of attraction, owing to
The big Red Cross match to be played
there on Sunday. viii be given thor
ougn test to- morrow when thirty-six
hole fourhall contest will be waged
there by four veil known professionals.
The competitors will be jack Clark,
the st. Adams professional. and Cor
don Smith, the Sdnningdale Country
Club professional. who viii! oppose Tom
Boyd, the Fox Hills Golf Club pro-
fesional, and Cali Anderson, Bronx
vile. The distances of the holes are
AS follows: OuI-357. l39, 29S, sos,
523, 2S9. 267. oO0, 4s5. In-545, 402, 265,
34S, III, 344, 263, 52S, 405.
1t is expected that portion of the
Oakland Golf Clubs new clubhouse can
be put into comm ssion before the snow
falls, but the main structure will not
be completed until next spring.
The fact must re. be overlooked that
Jack Hohens and Oswald kirkby. of tn
fngiewood Country CLUB, will NEE.
Tom Boy anl a. F. Hammer at the
New-York tribune., 1918-10-24

Fox Hills Golf Club on Saturday for
the benefit Of the tobacco fund for the
soldiers.
The Siwanoy Country Club will be
the scene of an attractive golf four
some next Sunday afternoon. Tom
Kerrigan, who is now in Uncle Sam
service at Pelham Bay, Will be one
of the quartet of stars to tee off
He will be paired with J. S. Worth
lrgton against the combination 0
John G. Anderson and Tom Mcnamara
The match is for he purpose of rais-
ing money to purchase comforts for
the fifty members of the club overseas.
AT Forest Hills next Sunday a pro
fessional four-bal match will be
played at eighteen holes Dave Honey
moon. of Forest Hill, paired with
Teddy Wiseman, of Earlsmore, Penn,
will be opposed by Gordon Smith, the
professional. at the new Sunningdale
Country Club at Hart tsdale, n. Y, and
John nglands. of Weequahic
The Poor Richard Cluo, Of Philadel-
hla, became the permanent owner OF
ne Rodman Wanamaker trophy. a do
nation by the Deputy Police Comms-
New-York tribune., 1918-10-24
Home for Wounded
Ball PLAYERS Urged

CHICAGO, Oct. ga plan to de-
cote the gross receipts of the next
worlds series to founding a permanent
home Tor baseball payers who have
been wounded in the service of their
ceuptrs was outlined to-day by B. B.
Johnson, president of the American
League.
M Johnson believes the receipts of
the first worlds series after the wa''
would be sufficient to build and equip
the home for the wounded soldiers and
sailors, and proceeds from subsequent
series. so far as necessary, could be
set aside lor the maintenance of the
institution
In the establishment, equipment and
maintenance of the proposed home the
government. according to the plan, will
be asked to handle all moneys; the
function Of professional baseball being
merely to supply the necessary funds
through the medium Of its worlds
series
New-York tribune., 1918-10-24
Brickley Kicks
A Few Goals
At Columbia
Old Harvard Star Boots Bail
Over Bar Four Times in
Practice Game
By Charles A. Taylor

Charley Brickiey may have forgot
,an all the Greek and Latin he learned
.. Harvard. but his toe is still edu-
,sted. He is bald and fat. too, but his
I'VE Tor the goal posts and crossbar
j Is keen as ever. All of which is
prelude to the fact that Brickley
kicked four goals from the field
AGAINST the Columbia football eleven
Yesterday afternoon. Charley tried to
make his record FIVE but, strange to
say. the ball this once shot wide Of
the uprights. The onlookers were SUR.
prised at the failure and so was
Brickey.
Tie occasion for the appearance of
the old Harvard star in gridiron togs
was the practice game between his
charges from the Hoboken Embarka-
ton Camp and the Columbia team.
Il was understood that there was to
be no scoring. but it was impossible
10 keep Brickley from trying to boot
The ball over every chance he got.
against much heavier opponents was
highly creditable. The college line
played strongly on the defensive and
frequently Kraus and Robinson, the
tackles. hroke through to spill the
plays of the sailors. Fargo pI4yed
brilliantly at centre. Both teams at
tempted many forward passes, but
only TWO or thiee were completed and
hen for only insignificant advances.
Wesley Shows Ability
Head Coach Dawson used only one
Of his first string backs, Daily at quar-
ter, as Shaw. Houiahan and Memnsott
were called upon to perform special
military duty. Wesley, the youngster
who called attention to himself last
Saturday by his fine work in the game
between the first and second teams,
was at right half yesterday on the
varsity and proved good ground
gamer and clever handler of punts
DAILY put up just about the best game
ne has shown so far. Once he shook
Of fv- tackiers in row in Il dash
around end.
The scrimmage came at an oppor-
tune time Tor Dawson's purposes as
Columbia is booked to play it's first
regulatDr game of the season Satur-
day when the eleven from Casual Com
pany at Camp Merritt will visit
south FIELD The soldier aggregation
inc udes several former college stars
Captain Leslie, Rutgers, will play
quarterback for the visitors; Lieuten-
ant McGay, Amherst, will captain the
team at fullback, and Lieutenant Will
cox. Cornell, and Lieutenant Sullivan,
Colgate, viii be the ends Other col
lege men in the lineup will be Aliens,
of Oregon Aggies; Lieutenant Klinger
Of Penn State, Bates of the University
Of North Carolina: Zeeman, of the Uni
yersity of " isconsin; Preston, of the
University of Chicago, ana O'Sullivan,
Of last years freshman team at
Princeton.
Tom Thorp, oldtime Columbia star,
mas promised Head Coach Dawson to
assist him IN his work beginning this
vote the greater part of his time to
the line, which up to the present has
failed to keep step with the backtield
in the way of progress.
New-York tribune., 1918-10-24
Big Games to
Feature Local
Sport Drive
By A. c. Cavagnaro

A track and field meeting. in which
every prominent athlete in the coun
try will exhibit his prowess, will
feature the local drive of the clubs
Of the Metropolitan Association in
aid of the United War Work Cam
paign Committee to realize the sum of
S170,500 600 to furnish recreation for
the men in the service. as d result Of
Il meeting held in the concert hall Of
Madison Square Garden last nigh.
The games Will take place on Novenl-
Der %.
The meeting was attended by rep
resentatlves from every section of the
local association of the Amateur Ath-
letlc Union. The sentiment that pre-
vailed was that the local club would
oversubscribe its quota by conductinr
various forms of sport meetings dur
ing the big drive which will begin on
November II and end on the 18th. In
the games in the Garden every penny
received will be turned over to the
campaign committee, as no expenses
wll be incurred in promoting the
games. The prizes will be donated bv
the various newspapers of the city,
while the amphtheatre will be given
by the owners Of thn huildir~
= Frederick W. Ruben and Justice
Bartow S. Weeks, speaking for the
metropolitan Association, warned tho
delegates of amateur clubs on hand
that this was the first chance thev
have had in showing what they could
accomplish. Ju tice Weeks said thae
recreation WAS responsible for saving
the mentality of many soldiers afte-
their return from the trenches ana
that they should always think of this
during the drive.
W. W. Roper, chairman of the gsn-
eral sports committe. stated that the
sum wanted by the United War Wora
Campaign could be accomplished only
by interesting every me in the drive.
lie was certain that the Metropolitan
Association would do itsc.f proud i
all the clubs were made to realiz,
the Importance Of the scheme.
Herbert L. Pratt, member of the
committee, said that sports were nor
known to the French and English sol.
diers until the United States entered
the war. He declared that lack O,
physical instructors was the cause o.
the rout of the Italian Second Army
on the Piave and that realizing tho
Importance of phyrical training. Italy
has requested an additional one. thou
sand play leaders for it's armies. M.
Pratt also added that France had put
in a claim for one thousand moro
pay directors for recreationaI periods
Tor its soldiers returning from tho
trenches.
New-York tribune., 1918-10-24
Boxing News and Notes
Bv FRED HAWTHORNE

Any one Of the distinguished col
umnists of the past. from Sam popys
all the way up to your "Old Simple y
Aunt Aleauor Ann, will cell you that
the first hundred lines are the hardest,
so that is the reason we are going 10
devote the entire next paragraph to
giving three rousiug cheers for MI
Joseph Jeannette, one Of the greatest
heavyweights who ever punched nose
or busted q rib.
(Tho mob) :-"RAH!
RAHl
RAH.
JOE.'
Last night Joseph came to cur IN
tense relief with the following let
ter, in which he says something"
that will probably not be heard by
either Jess Willard or Jack Dempsey,
but it puts the issue squarely up to
those birds;
Mr.. Fred Hawthorne,
Sporting Department,
n. Y. Tribune,
New York City.
Dear Sir:
VIII you permit me to offer a
suggestion which ! believe if car .
ried out will ada d good many thou
sand dollars to the United War
Work Council Fund?
| have offered to fight, gratis,
: any of the leading heavywelghts for
any war charity. | now propose
to request MIR. James W. Coifroth
to match me with Jack Dempsey or
Jess Willard. They cannot honestly
advance the worn out excuse of
the color line for the money
earned by this fight will be used by
these wonderful organizations to
help, amuse and succor our gallant
fighters, irrespective of race, color
or creed.
The fact that sm supremely con
fident of beating Willard or Demp-
sey is not my reason for wanting
to meet them. They may claim than
want a chance to win the WORLDS
champions hip That title means
nothing to me. am so sure Of
beating either of this PAIR that
will sign an agreement to immedi-
ately retire and turn over the
New-York tribune., 1918-10-24

sioner OF New York, to the winner Of
the match play between the Poor R,ch-
ard Club and the Advertising Men 5
Club of New YORK. The New York
representatives, after finishing even III
he match play in the morning, lost
the afternoon round by to 3.
Five matches were played in the
4eries for the cup. The Poor Richard
lub won three matches. while the
Ianhattanites were favored with Two
Raymond Ouimet, brother OF Fran
>, Will enter the commissioned
officers school early next month. Ray
mond, who is member OF the Sth
Company, c. A., at Fort Hancock, 1t
Gently played an eighteen hole match
with Charles Lemaire of the Frencs
mission.
The Marine and Field Club has is
sued call TO its members 10 assem-
bic this afternoon in their old clothes
20 work on the new golf holes south
of the present sixth green. The cal;
IS made because Of the scarcity OF la
Dor II is expected that if the mem
oers respond to this cali all the WORK
can be done With practically no eX
pense to the club.
New-York tribune., 1918-10-24
Commercial High
Gives Up Basketball

Commercial High School. of Brook
lyn, notified lhe basketball committee
OF the high schools games committee of
the Public Schools Athletic League yes
tcrday that it had withdrawn its team
from the championship race. The rca-
son advanced was that strong team
could not be mustered for the title
tourney.
The decision of Commercial nocessi
tates revision of the schedule. al
ready announced, which had Boys High.
Eastern District and Blu hwick an the
other entrants for the Brooklyn title.