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Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-08-02
Parody On a Familiar Song.
(By G. ]. Harlan.)

(By G. J. Harlan.)
The Kaiser lives over the ocean,
The Kaiser lives over the sea,
I wish he were under the ocean,
So don't bring the Kaiser to me.
Keep back, Keep back,
Keep back the Kaiser from me.
from me,
Keep back, Keep back,
Oh, don't bring that Kaiser to me.
Last night % lay on my pillow,
l thought % lay on my bed
OF our ships that were sunk meath the
billov, -
And I wished that the Kaiser was
dead. ..
Keep back, keep back, etc.
Oh, blow ye winds over the Kaiser,
Oh blow him down under the sea, r.. .,,,..
Oh, blow tho, head of from the Kaiser
But don't bring his body to me. &
Keep back, keep back, etc.
If Germany stands by the Kaiser
And rules every land and the sea,
If Germany wins we'll dsspise her,
No mercy she'll show you and me.
Keep back, keep back, etc.
If the Kaiser, the Huns and tie
Prussians
Should win this war over the sea,
Our fate would be worse than the
Russians,
Our nation is slavery would be.
Keep back, keep back, etc.
But soon they'll be over the notion
OF conquering this land Of the free,
For we will win over the ocean
And sink the Huns under the sea.
Keep back, keep back,
Keep back the Kaiser from me,
from me,
Keep back, keep back,
Oh, don't bring that Kaiser to me.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-08-02
Covefnlleat meetin9.

A second meeting Of the New Oregon
No. Z War Savings society will be held
on Friday night, August 9Th, at $50
o'clock 1T the school house. Good
speaking and music will be furnished.
Let everyone in the district be present
as your cooperation is needed.
MACIE MILLER, Sergeant.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-08-02
Missionary meeting.

The Women's Home Missionary
Society will meet Friday, Aug. End,
with Mrs. Rose Stevens. The usual
picnic supper and and silver offering
toward the scholarship will follow. A
good attendance is desired. Members
requested to bring their own dishes.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-08-02
BAPTIST Church.

There will be preaching next Sunday
morning at 1890 by MIR. Paul Brown.
S. S. at HAS, B. Y. P. U. at Z o'clock.
No evening preaching service. The
pastor expects to leave on Saturday to
be gone over four Sundays. You are
invited to these services.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-08-02
Fer Sale!

Two good building lots will be sold
cheap if taken at once.
5Ot2 MRS. GEO. KELLOGG.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-08-02
Notice To Farmers.

Am in the market for all kinds of
gunny or burlap sacks.
39-2m,. Sam Feldstein.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-08-02
viii or Solder and Sailor Boy,.

Is - 49, ss s' Ss~ 1900 A'vyss2S
Ina lettsrEto his sisters, Mrs. W. c.
Hess and Mrs. H. o. Brooks, Jas. w.
Carr writes in part: AL
'Still alive and pretty busy since I
came here in May. Was transferred
from U. S. S. Pennsylvania to Naval
OPP. Base, Hampton Roads, Va, and
promoted to Chief Signal Instructor
and believe me have a job trying to
teach the "green horns" signals. 1
start in at 1880 and work until 4:30 ev-
cry day. Talk, drill and lecture all
day long and try to qualify them as ex-
perts. My firsscompany of 80 men I
qualified IS first class, IS second class
and II third class, which isn't so bad
considering the fact no other company
has done as well. They gave me an
Elgin watch and $64 in change before
they left. have a new company of
100 just started. l live down by the
seaside and have big war garden.
One lot 50x100 in spuds and one 5Ox100
in truck. Spuds only SO here, so it
pays to raise few. l onl., get $3.50
month too. Carpenters get 64c an
hour. Double pay for over time and
Sundays.
What do you think of the war? The
Huns have been catching the devil for
the last few days, haven't they?
Give my regards to all my friends.
Do they hear from Geo. H.? I
haven't heard from him for a long
time.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-08-02

Frank H. Chyle, member of the
naval band at Great Lakes, and who is,
home on q short leave of absence, was
q Cresco visitor yesterday. He is much
pleased with his work, says there are
1900 musicians there in training, and
that recently band of fifty were sent
to France.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1918-08-02

Albert Schultz of St. Paul, MIMI,
the son of MIR. and Mrs. Chas. Schultz
of Cresco. Ia, left Friday, July 26th
for Camp Wsdsworth, South Carolina.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-01-31
ALL GERMANS MUST
REGISTER BY FEB. 8

The following list of Instructions for
all male German aliens over Ia years
of age, who are required to register
before February 8, has been supplied
by the Department of Justice:
Persons required to register should
understand that in so doing they are
giving proof of their peaceful disposi-
tions. of their intention to conform to
the laws of the United States.
Every registrant should read care
fully the form of registration affidavit
handed to him and ask the registration
officer for explanation on all points not
clear to him before attempting to fill
out the blanks. Registration officers
are instructed to give registrants all
possible aid in the way of explanation
and advice.
Each registrant is required to furnish
four unmounted photographs of him
self, not larger than 3x3 inches in size.
on thin paper, with light background.
All four photographs should be signed
blythe registrant across the face of
the photograph, so as not TO obscure
the features, if the applicant is able to
write.
Three blank forms of registration
affidavits must be completely filled out
by the registrant or his representative
with the exception of the blanks in
dicated to be filled out by the regis
tration officer and the description of
the registrant and the placing of fin
ger prints on the blank and must be
produced by the registrant personally
to the registration officer and be signed
and sworn to by the registrant in the
presence of and before the registration
officer, who will fill in the description
of registrant and supervise the fixing
of the finger prints and the attaching
of the photographs. If the registrant
cannot write he must make his mark
in the signature space and affix his
left thumb print in the space provided
opposite the signature space.
The finger printing is a method of
Identification and follows the practice
observed in the military and the naval
service of the United States.
The registrant is hereby informed
that he must again present himself be-
fore the registration officer who took
his oath after 10 days but before Is
days from the last day fixed for regis
tration in his registration district to
obtain a registration card, upon which
he must sign his name, or make his
mark, and place his left thumb print in
the presence of the registration officer
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-01-31
APPEAL TO THE
PEOPLE OF OREGON

Oregon has responded royalty to
President Wilson'S appeals for the Red
Cross and the Army Y. M. Z. A: he
now asks US to supply generous aid for
the relief of the sufferers in Asia Mi
nor.
For three years the Armenians and
Syrians have passed through untold
suffering in massacre, deportation and
starvation.5 The only agency that has
been able to help the suffering surviv-
Ors is the American people. American
relief money distributed by Americans
still remaining on the field has been
the means of keeping thousands alive.
Reports of American diplomatic and
consular agents and other American
residents whoi have recently returned
from western Asia indicate that the
800, 900 survivors, mostly women and
children, of whom 100000 are orphans,
are on the verge of deaths.by starvation
unless they receive immediate help.
Exiled from home, robbed of their
possessions, wandering in desolate
land, their only hope for the barest me-
cessitites of life is in American char.
ity.
In view of the fact that government
aid is impossible and that American
generosity is the only means of keep
ing these starving people alive, | APP
peal to the sympathy of the people of
Oregon to contribute generously
through the Oregon Committee for
Armenian and Syrian Relief, Ben Sell
ing. Treasurer, Portland. Ore.
James WithycOmbe,
Governor.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-01-31
County History Given

Brief sketches of historical high
points are now being given by the Ore
gor Farmer. The data is being pro.
vided for the information of the states
school children. The sketch on Hood
River follows:
Hood River county established out OF
the northwestern part of Wasco county
June 23, 1908, was named for the river
which was named for Mount Hood,
which in turn was named for Lord
Hood, English admiral. This county
contains the famous Hood River val
ley, one of the most fertile valleys in
the state of Oregon. The Hood River
valley is about Is miles in length and
about eight miles in width. 1t main.
tains level of from 400 to 1000 feet
above the sea. The soil of this valley
is rich and varied, and will produce all
inds of cereals and fruits as we'll. Ap.
pies, pears, prunes, cherries and all
the smaller fruits do well on this soil.
The farmers of the Hood River valley
place great reliance on their straw.
berry crops. The berries of this fruit
grown here attains remarkable size,
the yields are always large and the
fruit is of the best quality.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-01-31
PATTERSON WEEK
TO BE OBSERVED

Cooperating with a national and
state movement, Mayor Dumble is
urging the people of Hood River to
support with all enthusiasm the father
and son movement, and observe the
week of February ll-l7, set aside for
promoting a spirit of cooperation be-
tween American fathers and their
boys.
At the request of the interstate COM
mittee of the Y. M. c. A. Governor
Withycombe has issued message urg-
ing the people of Oregon to observe
father and. son week between February
IL and II, the dates set aside for a
national movement.
Governor Withycombe, who himself
has a son in active military service,
points out that the 20, 600 young Ore
gon soldiers who have already gone
forward are entitled TO constant
thought and prayer" and that their
younger brothers at home deserve
the fullest possible measure of paternal
encouragement and counsel.
The Governor s message, which, it is
understood, will be followed by mes
sages by the mayors of the various
cities and towns of Oregon, follows:
Mindful that there is now greater
occasion than ever. before to cement
the bond of fellowship between fathers
and sons, the Y. M. G. A. officials
have set aside the period of February
ll-l7 to be observed as father and son
week and | am indeed glad to com
mend the idea to the hearty support of
the patriotic people of Oregon.
"0regon has thus far furnished 20.-
900 of the flower of its young manhood
to the service Of our country in the
worlds great cataclasm. Just as these
noble boys who have already shoul-
dered solemn responsibilities for this
nation land for the world are entitled
to our constant thought and prayer, so
their younger brothers at home deserve
the fullest possible measure of pattern
al encouragement and counsel. 1t is
through the hearts of our young people
that the fervent spirit of loyalty to our
country and devotion to our Flag is to
be communicated to posterity.
"Never in all history have the young
men been called upon for such import
ant work and never have Indications
been sdrer that the young men of to-
day are to be accorded tremendous op-
portunities as they grow into manhood.
Therefore, | urge the adult men of
Oregon to call their boys and the boys
from other homes to their tiresides and
there impress upon them an apprecia-
ton of their responsibilities, and tell
them in a friendly way how deeply we
are interested in them and how much
we are depending upon their mental.
moral and physical fibre. Fathers of
Oregon. ask your boys to study the life
of the immortal Abraham Lincoln,
whose birthday is to be observed on
the second day of father and son week,
and try to inspire them to. pattern
their lives after his example.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-01-31
Trip Offered Commissioners

Members of the county commission
last week received from Terre Haute,
Ind, road and bridge supplies concern,
an invitation to visit the Indiana city
at their expense during the week be-
ginning February IA. On the return of
blanks, signifying their intention to
take advantage of the invitation, the
structural company proposes to for.
ward railroads tickets, and the letter
states that hotel rooms will be re-
served. According to the letter the
commissioners who become guests of
the concern will not be obligated to
make purchases.
The commissioners declined the invi-
tation of the trip east, the tender of
which they characterize as an insult.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-01-31
Respect Paid Mrs. Welsh

Whereas, our Heavenly Father in his
Divine wisdom and mercy has called
home from our midst our dearly be.
loved and esteemed sister. Clara E.
Welsh, who has passed on for her re.
ward; be it
Resolved, That Oregon Grape Re.
bekah Lodge No. lS1 extend to her be.
reaved relations it's sincere sympathy
and express the sorrow which is felt
individually by every member of this
lodge. In the death of Sister Welsh
we have lost the most valued member
and neighbor, endeared to the COM
munity by an active life among us
her removal vacancy which never car
be filled. Annette Johannsen,
Eta B. Demmon,
Bertha M. Tomlinson,
Resolution Committee.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-01-31

Eastman's Autographic and Vulcan
Films and Film Packs at Slocom, Can.
field Co.'s. mS.tf
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-01-31
Norwegian Shipper Here

Haakon Void, representative of a
large Norwegian shipping concern, was
here last week visiting apple shipping
associations and paving the way for
business relations following the great
European war. Mr.. Void. who says
that his people are getting fruit hun
gry, declared while here that Norway
has been very prosperous during the
war. and that Norwegian business men
expect a great boom in business when
peace is declared.
The Norwegian shipping man, who
left for Portland, stated that he would
visit South America before returning
home.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-01-31
Game Association Elects

At the annual meeting of the Hood
River County Game Protective Associ-
alton Wednesday night of last week
D. Mcdonald was reelected president.
Other officers elected were J. H. Fred
ricy, vice pres. A. L. Day, sec. A.
R. Cruikshank, treas. (; E. o. Blanchar,
j. F. Thompson and o, H. Rhoades,
trustees.
The game association, with large
membership of sportsmen. many of
whom are valley ranchers, plans on
continuing the planting of trout fry in
local streams the coming year.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-01-31
Our JitneY Offer-This and SC.

Don't miss this. Cut out this slip
enclose with &c and mail it to Foley &
Co., 1885 Sheffield ave-, Chicago, H.,
writing your name and address clearly,
You will receive in return a trial pack.
age containing Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound, for coughs, colds and Group;
Foley Kidney Pills, for pain in sides and
back; rheumatism, backache, kidney
and bladder ailments; and Foley Ca.
thartic Tablets, wholesome and thor
oughly cleansing cathartic. for constipa-
tion, biliousness, headache and sluggish
bowels. Sold everywhere.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-01-31
Backing Up Proof
The Kind That Hood River People
Cannot DeDy


Many an earnest Hood River man or
woman has publicly endorsed Doan's
Kidney Pills.
Week after week, month after month,
you've read their statements. /.
Would these Hood River people rec
ommend any medicine if it were not
good?
Would they confirm and repeat their
statements after years had passed?
Local proof is good evidence.
Testimony confirmed years after is
better evidence.
The following Hood River woman's
statement leaves no room for doubt
1t must convince every kidney suffer-
er who reads it.
If your back aches-if your kidneys
are weak, profit by the experience of
Mrs. N. A. Monroe of Sl4 Cascade Ave.
She says: "My back and kidneys both
cred me and made me feel run down and
miserable. Doan's Kidney Pills helped
me greatly, soon restoring me to my
usual health"
Still Uses Doan's.
Over three years later Mrs. Monroe
said: 81 still hold the same high opin-
ion OF Doan's Kidney Pills, as | have in
the past and | gladly confirm my pre-
vious recommendation. | know they
are very reliable. Whenever it is neces-
sary to take a kidney medicine | use
Doan's Kidney Pills and they always do
me good"
Mrs. Monroe is only one of many
Hood River people who have gratefully
endorsed Doan's Kidney Pills. If your
back aches-if your kidneys bother you,
don't simply ask for kidney remedy
ask distinctly for DOAN'S KIDNEY
PILLS, the same that Mrs. Monroe
has twice publicly recommended-the
remedy backed by home testimony. 60
cents at all stores. Foster Milburn Co.,
Props, Buffalo, n. Y. "When your
back is lame, remember the name" 5
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-01-31
Stomach Troubles.

II you have trouble with your stom'
ach you should try Chamberlain's Tab
lets. So many have been restored tC
health BY the use of these tablets and
their cost is so little, 25 cents, that it is
worth w@e to give them trial.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1918-01-31
Had The Grip Three Weeks.

With January comes lagrippe. Lin
gering colds seem to settle in the system
causing one to ache all over, feel fever
ish and chilly, tired, heavy and droop-
ing. Mrs. Lizzie Tyles, Henderson, Ky,
writes "My daughter had lagrippe for
three weeks. | had the doctor and
bought medicine and none of it did any
good. l gave her Foley's Honey and
Tar and now she is all right. have
told all my friends about it," Insist on
the genuine Foley's Honey and Tar.
Sold everywhere.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1918-07-04

regulations must be strictly adhered
to. Not more than one twelve ounce
loaf of bread per day may Be sold to
a family of three persons or less.
Families purchasing, as for instance,
twice week may be sold sufficient
bread for their needs for the days
which they do not order groceries.
Eggs
Retailers buying eggs from farmers
must candle same when they are pur-
chased, if the purpose ID to resell these
eggs TO other dealers or commission
houses. Dealers handling eggs for
this purpose are construed to be
wholesalers Of poultry and eggs and
shouA procure license on applica-
tion TO the License Division, Law De-
partment. U. s. Food Administration,
Washington. D. c. However. retail
ers may purchaser eggs from farmers
for resale direct to the consuming
trade without securing a wholesalers
license
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1918-07-04
hearts. kidneys. brains and tripe nay
be served at any time

hearts. kidneys. brains and tripe ,n..y
be served at any time.
The above instructions supersede
the directions in our announcement
OF June 13. 1915 Further changes
due to season and marke. conditions,
will be issued as soon as received.
The instructions herein defined are
positive.
Mr.. HOOVER SAYS:
We expect every patriotic person
to comply at once on \ voluntary bas-
is. To those who have this patrio-
tism, the Federal Food Administration
will give notice to all dealers TO stop
supplies. and that any licensed deal
er who does not comply with such no.
tice. directly or indirectly, will have
his license withdrawn. All loyal pro-
prletofs Of public eating houses should
Immediately report to the Food Ad-
ministration any who fail to comply"
Bread
Dealers are reminded that the bread
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1918-07-04
HOW BUCKISG R8ONCHOs
WILL ASSIST SOLDIERS
Cizyenns. Wyo- June FIX seems

Clsyenne, wy June 2T--lr seems
: far c-- fro . outlaw o-Oach0
.-surlsiy o-cL-g 81 Wy01ll1g
5raI-I4 70 waite -ooe-i Uses -sn1er.:
.r1ini<ter--g 70 steIl--c-r solGlz-s De-
hIri tie aarris-fru1rs = Europe =
sounds p-eposre-u- O. assert -c4- :
LorgcQ-- steer zrotsslIe-y SousrSaulr-
N - the end Of Ess-e-r COW vooy :
.lr5a- may De associl-s- EI-n the ply
seal and spiritual ws-ta-e q AmsrI-
an yeu-E rer VINO haze crossed rhe
sea 70 crusade n foreign lands that
he world may De made safe for de-
-1cracy. Yet these seemingly unrelAr-
FL events are Intimately associated by
the action Of the citizens committee
which Is arranging for Chsyenne's
-xenry-second annual Frontier Days
celes alton July ~, %, 20 and 81. The
con- irree nas ruled -har every cen.
o.; the proceeds tror, the celebration
above actual expenses shall De made
Z fres-vIu offering 10 the American
Red Cross. the Y. NJ c A., the
Knights 10 Columbus, the Salvation
Army and the Rel Stor, for Use in the
war work Of these organizations The
Frontier Days fund for American
soldiers abroad will amount, Il is an
ric!pa-ed. TO several thousand dollars
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1918-07-04
WAKE Up TO THE NATIONS CALL

The editor Of the Grit-Advocate
sast Friday afternoon witnessed an
event which will ever remain IN our
memory in connection with this great
war which IS now wagine. We at
tended a meeting held at a school
house, whe.e our farmer friends were
u attendance TO make pledges for
Was Savings Stamps. and assist their
government TO win the war against
the Huns. The importance of the
meeting was realized by a number Of
the farmers IN the district and they
were present-but there were some
~ho did not attend and did not pledge
to lend the government their dollars
for the winning Of the war, notwith-
standing the fact that they had been
requested to De present.
II our soldier boys and sailors
should be so negligent, or army and
navy would be anhiliased and our
homes and loved ones would soon have
TO submit to the atrocities Of the
brutal and fiendish Huns. In this
connection we wish to state tha.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1918-07-04
LIBERTY LOAN INTEREST RATES
ALVA SWAIN.
Director OF Publicity

Secretary McAtco officially cor
recrs statement appearing IL vari-
ous newspapers that the Fourth Lib
erty Loan will bear interest at the
rate of II. per cent He states ina,
no thought mas been entertained of
issuing the bonds Of the fourth loan
at higher rate than II. per cent.
1t IS interesting to recall here the
Secresarys appeal in his Thru Lib
erty Loan speeches that the rate of
Interest for Government loans hs
stabilized at A.. per cent. He said
then that as an intelligent people we
should make a stand for the financing
Of our Government during the period
Of the war at a stabilized rate OF in
terest. naming -, per cent as the
proper figure. 50 chat all business and
Investments might De adjusted on that
basis. In MS lerte, TO Majority Lead
er kitchin he strongly urges scabil-
!Zinz the rate at IA per cent.
The Secretary of the Treasury has
also asserted hs did not -hink that
the patriotism OF the American people
was measured by the rate Of interest
on Government bond. ami the sup
port the people gave the Third Ifber-
" Loan seems to have Justified MS
belief.