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The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25

Organized baseball has decided that
they will abide by the decision of Sec.
rotary Baker that baseball is not an
essential employment. Sunday was
advertised to be the last day of reg.
ular ball in the American League un-
til after the war. The National
League and American Association are
expected to follow suit before long.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25
SHOT IN THE BACK

Five thousand Camp Grant sol.
diers who have been practicinq
nightly on the rifle range shoot
ing at targets in the form of Ger.
man faces, have turned the tar.
gets around since the American
victory in France and are now
shooting at their backs.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25
-1w. S. s..

The Bruce Herald has installed a
new press and otherwise improved
their equipment. Mr.. Bailey an
%nounces innovations in the size and
shape of his paper and promises to
give his subscribers the best of SER
vice. We congratulate him on his en-.
terprise and energy and know he de.
serves all the success that comes his
way.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25
Y. w. c. A. BOARD TO MEET

The county board Of the Young
Women's Christian Association will
meet Saturday, July 81, at 2 p. m. A
full attendance is desired as the COM
mittees will be given suggestions for
the work to be done in the next two
months and some delegate to the con-
ference at Lake Geneva, which meets
August 20-30.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25
A BUSINESS PROPOSITION

Judge-"Im going to fine you five
dollars for the chickens you stole the
last two weeks"
Rastus-'Howll it be if All pays
seben-ffty, ledge? Datll pay fob up
to an includin' next Saturday night"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25
HIS PLACE IN THE SUN

If the Kaiser is still looking for a
place in the sun, we know where he
can get an all-summer job on an Amer
lean farm, with board and lodging and
as much as $50 a month in cash.
Springfield Union.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25

Hindenburg- has been dead three
times; the czar has been shot TO
death twice; a whole lot Of better men
have died once for a cause that Is lost.
and the health of Billy the Brute
is not of the best.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25

That German statesman who spoke
of Yankee blum must have got his
knowledge from a poker game where
some American misjudged his hand.
When it comes to the present game of
war we are playing our cards close
and for all they are worth.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25
6W SIS &.

Pass Christian is located on the man
as being in Mississippi, but the new
geographers are expected to place
Halt Pagan in Germany, somewhere
along the Rhine, or it may be close to
Berlin.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25

South Dakota-they lay, weigh and
pay better than mongrel or mixed
focks.-Ed. L. Hayes, Poultry Special
list, State College Extension Division.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25
.W. &. 8.

When the German military bosses
promised a great blow in the wal
game they made a mistake on which
side the blow would come from.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25

If 5000 Yanks can be magnifed
into 10000, 900 by the Germans at this
time, how many million Yanks do you
imagine they can see when Uncle
Sam gets 1000, 900 across the water?
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25

The net profit of the company during
the year was $21,450.52 For the
grain marketed during the year more
than $463, 900 was paid the farmers.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25

Evidently German beer has deter.
iorated. it lacks the kick.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25
KAISER SHOT AND BURNED

Continued from Page y
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25
ALLIED PUSH CONTINUES

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The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25

Another hot one-we are selling
a SUI count Sun Kissed lemon
at per dozen AZ
Now will you stop right 4OC
here and look up some of your
Charge and Delivery slips and
see what others are charging
you tor the not as good kind?
You will be surprised to find out
you can pay us 1Oc to deliver
the dozen lemons and then be
winner on the deal.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25

miliar with this sized can please
bear in mind it is a good big
can and not a cheap grade of
goods, but Nc. l in every re-
SpeCt.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1918-07-25

We are selling the best grade
Wisconsin cheese for o.
This is as good as you ZSC
can buy in Brookings, we care
not what you pay for it.
Here is something you may not
know. We sell fresh eggs for
the same price we pay for them.
For instance, as we are writing
we care paying &c for fresh eggs.
We sell them to our GUS DO
toners for .CZC
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-10
THE CHAMPION WOOD CHOPPER

A record in wood chopping Is claim
ed by l.. J. Haugen, fifty who lives
near Clinton, la. Up to the opening
of the present numbering season he
chopped SPOT cords He is a Nor
wegian. During the summer he
works for farmers about the country,
but as soon as the first touches OF
winter are apparent, he shoulders his
AK and starts for the timber lands.
He figures his chopping career from
the time he was twenty, since which
he has averaged two cords day dur
ing the choping season.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-10
SURE TO COME-wHY NOT SOw9
(By Karl W. Kessler Of The
Vigilantes.)

Within two years after peace ba,
been declared the universal comnul.
sorry military training bill will take
its place on the statute books of the
United States. This is as certain .,
the ultimate triumph of right owe,
might in the present war.
Germany, had she not been reason.
ably certain that it would take tbs
United States many months to gel
lighters to the trenches, would neye,
have played her hand so boldly
would have been more reluctant tc
stir America to action.
1t is silly to say that civilized peo
Piles will not war with each other
We would frown upon the statement
that accidents never happen. 4 per.
feet lady is apt to do some unladv.
like thing if sufficiently aroused. An
a civilized world Is apt to do some un.
civilized thing when the waters be.
come troubled.
Those who say that posterity viii,
get a lesson from this war are RICH
but 1t will be from histories Pos.
terity will never know the tragedy o,
today as we know it. So we CAM
figure too strongly on the benefits pos
terity will get from knowing about
the great world war Posterity NAV
60 along without war, and again 4
may push aside our histories and or,
admonitions and go to battle to suf.
I fer and die for what it believes is
right.
We can't regulate posterity; we car
only take our lesson as we get it now
and by doing the logical thing pre-.
pare for posterity some tangible in.
strument of warfare against warfare
Our police-we send them out or
their beats armed with guns ard with
clubs. What for? Does their arma.
ment invite battle? Doesn't it II
nearly every instance avert Il?
We expect to have millions Of sol
diers in Europe before very long
These boys will learn many things
that most of them will remember ant
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-10

ofing pack with them when they come
uone again, What do you think will
Oe their most vital message? Don't
you think it will be something like
this:
we licked 'em, all right, and we
llcKed EN- brown, but we'd have done
" quicker and they wouldn't have
Nilleu so many women and babies if
we mad got there sooner! It's up to
one will want to tempt us to fight
fellows for future cusses like the
Kaiser. II we are strong enough no
one will want to tempt us to fIgh,
en- If we go on and forget how to
nght some big bully will spring IN
and knock us down-just as easy as
fallin' off log!'
Ihese boys of ours are coming
PACK and they are coming before so
very long. And when they 90 to the
polls to cast their votes they are 60
Ing to vote for candidates who favor
military training for the nation.
America needs military training, not
for war but for peace! Knowing how
to fight does not mean that we will
tight but it does mean that IL we are
compelled to fight, as we were COM
PEELED in the present war, we will
fight efficiently, gloriously, victori-
ouslyi"
Military training for our young
men will clear pool-rooms Of shiftless
boys, will put young men on a COM
mon footing when they start life. It
will add to their health, quicken their
intellect. There will be fewer va
grants, fewer criminals.
Nothing that we can do for future
generations will help so wonderfully
las the passage Of the universal mill
itary training law. It will result in
"a better type Of manhood; it will
straighten the carriage, brighten the
eyes, harden the muscles strengthen
the intellect, and fire ambition.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-10
For Men For Merchant Marine
S Met With Good Response

Fla. July 9.-One reason
Ioll for men to enter the
It's Shipping Boards train
! has met with a good re-
country over, as explained
rov1or. the Tampa druggist
lcial enrolling agent for the
bureau, is that it is gen.
10 that a man who learns
eaman has a calling which
him in good stead many
l. the war is over.
neace comes, thousands of
I'M be thrown back into civil
there will be a scurry for
that will make them diff
Ii | am afraid" he said to-
the other hand, peace is
mean a revival of mercan.
with all the world that will
br employment of every man
| TO sea during the war. Ship
Xviii not stop, and even larg-
and more trained mariners
equired.
lis the principal reason back
boice made by hundreds of
m. who are anxious to serve
Intry, and have the courage
he on a government merchant
Ian equal degree with those
bse the trenches" Mr.. Taylor
!. They know that after
sailors will be in demand,
e will be far too many sol.
BID they are looking to the
! we'll as periodically resolv.
B their Bit"
tinted out that no man of
e need hesitate about enroll
he merchant marine or enter
school of navigation, for deck
since the training ships for
chant service are open only
Of the draft ages, from 81 to
war department has recog-
e Importance of this service
S full credit to those who en-.
1t.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-10
WISE AND OTHERWISE

Never judge mans good or pad
qualities by what his neighbors say
about him.
Once in a while there is a man so
good natured that he is nice to MS
wifes relatives.
What gote up must come down
--os many an airplane chauffeur is
discovering
A sr~e,.a man may be both wise
and honest but the chances are that
he Is either.
II IN. ION sense will not teach a
... .si-uette book on the
If . 's use.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-10

THANK God for the man who Is cheer
full
In spite of life's troubles, say;
Who sings of bright tomorrow,
Because of the clouds Of today.
His life is beautiful sermon,
And this is the lesson to me
Meet trials with smiles and then van
ish;
Face cares with a song and they
lee."
j. Wilbur Chapman.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-10

To release men for the war and to
save the food crop is the object Of a
new unit of the Woman's Land Army
of America to be established at Rock
Vile, Md, July q, according to Mrs
F. l.. Ransome, chairman of the Dis
trict committee of the land army. A
house as headquarters for the girls
has been supplied by Mr.. Joseph H
Bradley Of Rosemont Farm, Md.
Women as well as men are wanted
by the Government for the position OF
field examiner to fill vacancies in the
investigation service, Military and
Naval Division, War Risk Insurance
for duty in Washington, D. c., or In
the field.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-10

We would not
AS the poet says,
Live Away,
But we would,
Like very much
To keep on
Punching the clock
Until the cruel
War is over,
Sos we can
Once more cuddle
Up to a biscuit
That won't taste
Like something is
The matter with it.
Macon Telegraph
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-10

headlights on automobiles,
|ht ones should not be allowed
Especially in towns that ara
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-10

The American Friends service COM
mittee. which maintains hospital of
so beds in an old chateau at Ser
maize France, is in need Of six
trained nurses for immediate service
abroad. Salaries are paid to nurses.
Applications may be made at 20 West
Twelfth Street, Philadelphia.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28
DON'T BE FOOLISH

and buy an imitation. get the original
VACHER- BALM.
1t is better than any OF the substi-
tute "Balms" for quickly relieving
Coughs. Colds. Group, and all kinds Of
hurts and soreness.
The many limitations are proof that
II Is an unusually good thing.
The price Is only &c per Jar or
Tube. Surely 1t is worth that TO get
rid Of Cough or Cold. or your child's
Group. Hyour druggist Will not supply
you and we have no agent in your To-
cality, write for the agency.
Every family needs Vacher- Balm.
and we supply samples Free. to start
the demand. Z. w. VACHER, Inc.
New Orleans. La. Adv.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28
74 Bz$c EB55 B!$ $&[6 R{
New Discovery Dodsons Liver Tone Acts Like Cam But Doesn't Gpe
Savae Make You Sck-Don Lose Days Wo-Hamess Liver
Medicine for Men, Women, ChIdren-Read Guaranteed

Ugh! Calomel makes you sick. It's horrible I!
Take dose OF the dangerous drug tonight and
tomorrow you may lose days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver which causes
necrosis of the bones. Calomel, when it into
contact with bile crashes into it, breaking it
up. This is when you feel that awful and
crampng. II you are sluggish and "all knocked
out, il your liver is torpid and bowels copst:paed
you have headache. dizziness, coated tongue, If
breath is bad or stomach sour, just try spoonful
of harmless Dodsons Liver Tone tonight.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any drug store and
get bottle of Dodsons Liver Tone for few
cents. Take a spoonful and if it doesn't straighen
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

you right up and make you feel fine and vigorous
| want you to go back to the store and get your
money. Dodson's Liver Tone is destroying the
sale of caomel because it is real liver medicine;
entirely vegetable, therefore it not salivate or
make you sick
l guarantee that one spoonful of Dodson's Liver
clean your bowels of that bile and constipated
waste which is clogging your system and making
you feel miserable | guarantee that bottle OF
Dodson's Liver Tone will keep your entire family
feeling fine for months Give it to your children.
1t is harmless; doesn't grippe and they like its
pleasant taste.-Adv.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

my Homework. Ny baby when seven
months old weighed 10 pounds and feel
better than / have for long time. l
never had any medicine do me 80
much good. Mrs. PEARL MOUNTAIN.
Mitchell, Ind.
, Good health during maternity Is .
most important factor to both mother
and child, and many letters have been
received by the Lydia E. Pinkham
Medicine Co., Lynn. Mass, telling OF
health restored during this trying period
by the use of Lydia 4. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

The pupils OF the Fifth grade Of the
Mineral Springs school were playing
wishing game in which each pupil
wrote wish without the other pupils
knowing what it was. When the
wishes had been written the teacher
gathered them up and found that ev-
cry child had the same wish, although
not written in the same words. Each
wished that the German kaiser were
dead.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

While Dad Wessen a negro, WAS
driving along road near Mineral
Springs there was an explosion in the
pipe he was smokins. investigation
disclosed a 32-caliber cartridge shell
in the pipe. Where the bullet went
is not known, but Wesson was not
badly hurt. Wesson thinks the cart
ridge was in the tobacco bag when
he purchased it. as he said he had
no cartridges in his possession.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

curing ne time !
was lookingforward
to the coming of my
little one that ! am
recommending 1t to
other ex a n t
mothers. Be fore
taking it, relays
/ suffered with neu.
ralgia so badly that
l thought l could
not live, but after
taking three bottles
Of Lydia E. Pin k
hams v e ge table
Compound l was en-
tirely relieved Of
neuralgia, l h ad
gained in strength
and was able to go
around and do all
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

The State Highway Department
sent out the plans for system o.
gravel highways in Little River coun
ty that will cost approximately s272-
1882. These roads will connect Ash
down, Foreman. Mill Ferry and Lewis
Ferry and will be 20 miles in length.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

According TO reports there are now
nearly so organizations of teachers in
as many counties in the state. and
J. l.. Bond. superintendent of public
instruction, is making an effort to or
ganize the remaining counties.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

The average yield OF maple sugar
and strip per tree In Pennsylvania Is
estimated at 3.5 pounds as compared
with % pounds last year and S.3
pounds In 1915
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

Ts half pint Of water add o.. Bay
Rum. . small box Of Barbo Compound.
snd 4 OF. Of glycerine. Any druggist can
put this up Or you can mix it At home at
very little cost. Full directions for max.
lag aad use come in each boz Of Barbo
Compound. II will gradually aarken
strsaked, faded gray hair. and make it soft
and glsssy II will not color the scalp, is not
sticky Or greasy, And does not rub Cd. Adv.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

The report OF the Arkansas Tuber-
culosis Sanatorium at Bonneville for
January shows that there We're 13i
patients in the institution February
l. Seventeen were received during
the month and II released.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

The erection OF canning factory
at Olyev has begun under the direc.
ton OF Fl. G. Walton and r e Mahon
of Seymour. Mo. A large acreage has
been pledged. Tomatoes will be the
main product the first year.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28
Strength In Truth.

We think that we shall win truth
by striving after strength. instead Of
knowing that We shall gain strength
just In the degree that we become true.
-Phillips BrookA
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

1t Is estimated that this years busi-
ness In electric ranges will be In the
neighborhood OF $3o0U.0OO.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

The man who tries to live beyond hi
means usually winds up by having 4
live without his friends.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

Swedish scientists have found way
tanned In sulphite manufacture and
prevent q waste OF some 100000 tons
OF valuable matter annually.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28
Wise Selection,

How did the poet you speak o,
come to be all the talk ?"
HE wrote about a womans tongue.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28
The Variety.

THAT bride is Il peach :"
$50 she is, but she's got Il lemon"
"Well. that's a fine sort of pair"
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

When you see n storm brewing don't
expect the downfall TO take the form
OF beer.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28
PROMPT REllEE.

can be found In cases Of Colds, Coughs,
La Grippe and Headaches by using
Laxative Quinidine Tablets. Does not
affect the head or stomach. Buy your
winters supply now. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

Or. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver.
fbowels and stomach. One little Pellet
for q laxative, three for cathartic. Ad.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28
Between Girls.

Jack declares he'll go crazy If
don't marry him "Ah! Then there 5
no hope for him either way
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28
AVOID A DOCTORS BILL

on the first Of the month by taking
now bottle OF Mansfield Cough Bal
sam for that hacking. hollow cough.
Hrice 25c and 50c.-Adv.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

Smile, smile, beautiful clear white
clothes. Red Gross Ball Blue, American
made, therefore best. All grocers. Adv,
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

Difficult Proposition.
81 have been working on mid
ocean story"
Did you land it,
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

Spartan Women Suffered Untoic 1ortures
but who wants to be SPARTAN TNke
"Femenina" for all female disorders.
Price SOC and S100.-Adv.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

Thyme-Hello. Obese. You're get
ting fat. What are you taking for III
O'Bese-Food.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28
MOTHERS
TO BE
Should Read Mrs. Monyhan's
Letter Published by
} Her Permission.

Mitchell, Ind.-"Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound helped me so much
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28

Drilling for oil in Ashley county "a
showing renewed activity. The we'll
being drilled on the Hamburg Mont.
cello road is now 100 feet deep. and
the drillers are determined to make
test we'll of it.
The Dermott news., 1918-02-28
DON'T oAMACE

that your hearts all right. Make
sure. Take "Renovine"-a heart and
nerve tonic. Price SOC and $1.OO.-Adv.