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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-01

From 9
The Deep
C.. Gre e n

Noah sure trimmed the electrician
when he burned his Arc Light.
How can a soldier read between the
lines?
If Buddy meets Buddy
Who is feeling dry,
Tell him it is wheatless day
And he can't have no rye
When a fellow bids four on the Jack
and Deuce and makes it, / bid-him
goodnight.
When you are talking to a girl,
never stand sideways. She might
trim her nails on your profile.
Talk about your hard-headed guys.
l saw brick hit fellow on the head
this morning, and it crumbled into
pieces and ran down his neck. Twas
a brick of ice cream.
The man who is offered penny
for his thoughts by his wife Oft times
thinks his sopse is on the right
scent"
Use your noodle, even if only in
soup.
With her sweetheart across the wa
ter many a girl does some fancy"
stunts over plain envelope.
Wouldn't you like to be walking up
Coney Aisle now
Every ostrich has non-de-plume.
A man that will sit for hours and
hours just to see an alligator smile
is nut.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-01
UNFEELING SERGEANT
GETS HEAVY SENTENCE

Little Rock, July 1.lHere ic how
the United States protects her private
soldiers. William l.. Taylor, an en-
listed man at Camp Pike, was i'll and
sent the word to his sergeant, George
W. Reubling. II don't care, let him
de- said Reubling.
Reubling was tried by court mar
tial, convicted sentenced to five years
in military prison, forfeits all pay and
allowances and is dishonorably dis
charged from the army.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-01
AT FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH

Yesterday was another great day
of splendid service and fine interest,
five additions-3 by confession and 2
by letter.
There were additions the Sunday
before, 2 by confession and l by let
ter
AT o'clock last evening Christian
baptism was administered by the
pastor, to five candidates.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-01
WAisIDE MUSINGS

y A quaint, interesting and unique
community is Bardstown, the count,
seat of Nelson county There has
probably been more good whiskey
made in Nelson county, KY, than in
any other similar area in the world
Perhaps we should not characterize
any whiskey as good" but we are
convinced that the kind manufactured
here is the least harmful of any. Most
/ of the stuff incites a man to an ex-
position of whatever meanness ne
may have in him; this Nelson county
liquor-it is entitled to be spelled
clique" like reading, it max
! eth full man." also makes a good
humored man. 1t SENS to beget il
THE imbiber a sense of courtesy and
fchivalry, and to move him to a friend
*ly feeling for all mankind Rards-
Flown has produced more statesmen,
Ischolars, philosophers and poets to
1.-THE square inch than any other COM
Immunity on the globe, and many at
tribute this Intellectual fecundty tG
liberal but, more or less, judicious
1ibations of the native nectar,
k,ts 49,
Connoisseurs declare that here
come together the elements that,
Properly commingled, make the per-
feet potation. There is the corn
Itself, rank of growth, perfect of ear.
md rich and generous of grain
1rawing from the soil some subtle
auality which is elsewhere lacking
Combine this with the water from the
cold springs gushing from the grea.
locks that are In evidence In this none
100 weary land, and Natures alchemy
And tn deistiller's cunning together
produce the beverage irresistible At
east, we presume it is irresistible, for
We have noticed many capitulate to it
With very slight show of resistance.
Il Is said that grain grown in Nelson
l0unty and shipped elsewhere cannot
10 manufactured into whisky of such
auality as the home-brewed article.
Perfection is attained only when the
lative grain and the native water is
combined in scientific exactness on
he native heath.
Lest the perusal of these lines
houid incite general migration to
nis fancied abode of the blest, we
Rsten to explain that we are writing
! things that were. For the liquor
pdustry is sleeping, if not dead. No
lmoke rises from the big plants where
fstwhile the golden grain was trans
prmed into liquid delight-or de-
aruction as one may view It. 1t is
pubtful if these plants will ever re-
lme operations. Some of them are
ready being converted to other pur
pses, and the machinery in some Of
le plants has been sold for junk.
pc liquor industry seems doomed;
ID, strange to say, ever here in its
ronghold, there seems to be no
fenuous or general objection to its
ing,
This is one of those typical old,
aid communities which live largely
the past. There is no growth in
liquidation and little in volume of
lsiness from decade to decade There
a gradual but steady Improvement
lwever, in the manner of living. A
nv old town, it shows no symptom
lapsing into decay. Instead, as we
visit it from time to time, we
tie constant tendency towards
MULTIPLYING homes, ornamentation OF
punds, and general renovation. The
wn is kept up by the rich farminc
ction surrounding it. Of late years
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-01

A notice posted along the route of
certain southern railroad states that
during twelve months 1892 head of
sattle, horses and sheep were killed
by the trains. This is the equivalent
of 100000 pounds of food, and
would be sufficient to feed 10000 sol.
diers for 80 days.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-01

All printers among the Russian
prisoners in Germany are being kept
busy on propaganda books in Russian,
to popularixe the kaiser and every.
thing German.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-01
IN COURT OF COUNTY JUDGE. STATE or
FL0RiDA.-lN RE ESTATE OF MARTHA

Notice is hereby given, to all whom 1t may
concern, that on the 3Oth day Of October A
d. 1918, shall apply to the Honorable Kel-
sey Blanton, judge Of said court, as Judge
Of probate, for my final discharge as admin
istrator Of the estate Of Martha A Foote, de-
ceased; and that at the same time will pre-
sent to said court my final accounts as ad =.
ministrator Of said estate, and ask for their
approval
Dated April Goth, A. D. 1918.
W. s. PRESTON,
TAGS Administrator
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-01

The person who found Pennsyl-
wanna auto license 277,330 is known
and to save embarrassment the tag
should be returned Immediately.
Leave at Telegram Office and receive
reward 1885
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-01

Queen Wihelmina, of Holland, is q
practical dairy maid. She can milk
COW, churn butter and make excel
lent bread.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-01

WANTED-3 to 10 acres with small
house near city limits. State de-
scription and location must be
bargain. Cash proposition. AID.
dress A. C. Ogel, Care Telegram.
1856
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-01

There are now 5,063 prisoners Of
war in England working in agricul-
ture and 1,4OO more are to be en-
ployed.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-01

WANTED-To buy Ford at reason
able price. Address Ford, care
Telegram, 1858
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-01
HARNLY'S AUCTION HOUSE IN
BOWER BUILDING

Now on display and for sale: All
the furnishings of room bungalow
furnished new only 2 months ago
Owners called into Government ser.
vice. Beautiful fiber parlor suite, ex
ira handsome dining room set, Hoos.
Ter cabinet, refrigerator, Detroit
vapor stove, white enameled bed
springs and mattress, single bed
springs and mattress, Walnut Chit,
fonier and dresser, White dresser
and chair, 9x12 art square, 9x12 fiber
rug, porch rockers, Duplex shades,
beautiful 80 piece set Nippon China,
etc; also Seed & Sons Piano.
Auction Sale next Saturday at 1880
p. M,
We Buy Anything, Sell Everything
B. II. HARNLY, Auctioneer
Phone 4s6 Blue 1859
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1918-07-01

FOR SALE-About 200 r. I. Red and
White Minorca chickens, pure breed.
Must be sold this week.
]. W. SHELLEY, E. Morton st.
1887
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-03-29
"eoam DAY.

: Some day-you unmarried person,
who had a net income Of $1,000 Or over
for the year 1917 and failed to file an
income tax return before April l, 1913,
will be called upon to pay the penal
ties provided by law. It may not be
tomorrow, next week, next month, and
possibly not this year, but-some day.
Some day-you married person, who
had a. net income of $4,000 or over for
the wear 1917 and failed to'comply with
the laws of your country, will be called
unon to answer as to why you did not
obey the law. Fix,
Some day-you person who thought
YOU could avoid paying a few cents or
dollars will have cause to regret your
action.
Some day-perhaps after you have
passed away, those who were dear to
you and to whom you have left your
property, will be called upon to pay the
debt you failed to pay. 49,:
Some day-before April l, 1913, per-
haps you will have filed your return:
If you have not, rest assured that you
will-some day.-Internal Revenue De-
partment. -~-- 81 s..
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-03-29
AMERICAN ARTILLERY
BREAKS UP FOE ATTACK
Infantry Prepares For Expected
Thrust As Counter 6arrage Is
Laid Down.. -

With the American Army in
France, March 28.-What promised to
be German attack on the American
lines northwest of Toul was broken
up by American artillery fire. -.
The enemy had heavily bombarded
certain positions of the American
lines and then had sent a sweeping
barage across No Mans Land. Enc
my trench mortars, firing from the
west of Richecourt, started a box
barrage and from enemy machine
guns came a. rain Of bullets. s'34r
The American infantry emerged
from their underground huts at the
proper moment and advanced to
meet the expected assault. Mean
while the American artillery had
started counter barrage against the
German side of No Man. Land and
apparently this was effective, for al.
though the Americans waited, no
Germans appeared. What happened
on the other side of the line is not
known. .-z-.,s >. 81. AL.
! Enemy artillery fire has been heavy
and some shots were we'll placed.
The American gunners gave the
enemy batteries a severe drenching
with gas shells, & - $500 r.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-03-29
'sIlTs REClPlU ODESSA
GERMANS DRIVEN OUT BY Boil
sHEvikI AND sUkRANlANs. s.
Evacuation Is Result Of Bloody Bat
tie IN Which Naval Forces
Take Part.

London, March 2S.-Odessa has
been recaptured by the Soviet and
Ukranian troops after a bloody bat
tie in which naval forces TOOK part,
according to Moscow dispatch from
the semi-offcial news agency Boil
shevik troops, an official announces
ment says, have been successful in
fighting the ,Austrians. in southern
Ukrania: the, cities OF. Nikolayev,
Kherson and Zmananka have been re-
captured by the Russians, it was
stated in dispatch from Moscow.
b." Kornilov Surrounded.
The forces of General Kornilov
have been surrounded by Bolshevik
troops, according to a Reuter- dis
patch from Petrograd. avs @5<@
General Kornilov, the former COM
mander in chief, allied himself with
the Don Cossacks against the Boil
sheviki and has been operating be-
tween Moscow and Rostov. Several
times he has been reported defeated
and near capture, but always man
aged to elude the government troops.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-03-29

During the Liberty loan campaign
the War Savings Stamp campaign will
naturally be less active. It is propos-
ed, however that during the sale Of the
bonds, that names Of those who are un-
able to purchase bonds but are able to
buy Thrift Stamps be obtained, SO that
they could be solicited later on. Dur
ing the Liberty loan campaign, how
ever, solicitors will he instructed to de-
vote their entire energies to the sale
of bonds, according to A. R. Rogers,
director of the Liberty loan, as COM
bination of the two campaigns might
tend to lessen the volume of the bond
sales. Everyone is bound from a pa.
triotic standpoint to do what he can.
If you can't buy bonds, you can surely
buy Thrift Stamps.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-03-29
FRENCH RATION IS CUT:
u. S. MAY SEIZE WHEAT
Drastic Measures To Cure Hoardlng
70 Be Taken BY Gov
ernment

Washington, March 28.-Informa.
ton that the bread ration of the
French. soldiers who are facing on
slaught of Germany's armies has
been cut because of the shortage Of
wheat has led the Food admfnistra-
tion to plan drastic measures to cure
boarding in this country.
Wherever there is evidence to sup
port suspicion that the withholding
of food on which may depend the out
come of the war is due to. disloyalty
or profiteering, it was said last night,
prompt action will be taken. State
administrators have been reminded
that the food law authorizes the
requisitioning of grain in the ma.
tional emergency and have been
asked to be diligent in their investi.
cation of cases Of alleged boarding.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-03-29
BRITISH LOSE 20 SHIPS
SUNK DURING PAST WEEK
Sixteen Vessels Over 1000 Tons Sent
Down While 49, Attacks
Fall.

>. London, March 28.-Submarines
and mines have increased their
weekly toll of British shipping. The
Admiralty's report shows that in the
last week % merchantmen were
sunk, is Of the vessels being 1000
tons or over, and IL under that ton.
rage. One fishing vessel was lost.
Nineteen merchantmen were un-
successfully attacked. The. arrivals
at ports in the United Kingdom num-
bered 2,471; sailing, 2,4SS.
The Admiralty report for the pre-
vious week showed the loss of II Brit
ish merchantmen by mine or sub
marine, while for several weeks pre-
ceding that the weekly loss was 10.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-03-29
Calls Drive sign Of DespaI,

s. San Francisco, March 2S.-"Power-
full and effective as the present Ger
man offensive is, it is to my mind
rather the outcome Of despair than
of hope" T. P. O'Connor; Irish Ma
tionalist leader, told the San Francis
co Commercial club "The offensive
will be stopped at the proper place
and proper time" he continued. "This
great gamble Of the kaiser will end
IN discontinue. It was inspired
20 avert the Overwhelming forces.
which will come from the arrival
of m American aIsnie -
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-03-29
GEN. HAlG SENDS REPLY.
+: 5iDENT'S CABLE
British t75.:-- ,T:an>'o r Says "Wil Fight
On U:,*;! Freedom Is Safe
Whit C<>unting Cost"

WASN'T: ::.2n, arch 2S-Field Mar
shall Sir Douglas Haig's reply to
President Wilson's cablegram has
Of generous appreciation of the stead
fastness and valor of our soldiers in
the great battle now raging has
greatly touched us ALL cabled the
marshal.
"Please accept our heartfelt thanks.
All believe in the justice of our
cause and are determind to fight on
without counting the cost, until the
freedom of mankind is safe."
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-03-29
c|'0UN1'ER:i1 TA1|ls
WIN BACK GROUND.
AAIG's, ARMY SUCCESSFUL ~
DRIVING BACK GERMANS AT
- .r. VARIOUS POINTS. ,r =. -.
ENEMY'S LOSSES ARE HEAVY
Moment Is Believed Near When Big
Allied Reserve Will Enter Fray
F.. Heavy Fighting On En- q
tire Battle Front, r. ..,.

London, March 2S.-The British
forces are not only offering strong
resistance to heavy enemy attacks
both north and south of the river
somme, but have carried out numer-
Gus counter-attacks, resulting in the
regaining of ground and the driving
back of the Germans at various
points. ... 49,. ..
The report from Field Marshal
Hadg declares that in these opera.
tons heavy casualties have been in
f1icted on the enemy.
"Our troops have again fought mag
Efficiently and have today thrown
back the enemy all along the British
front with heavy loss in spite of
most bitter and determined attacks
and his superiority in numbers.
Heavy fighting still continues on the
whole battlefront" General Haig
says in concluding his statement.
Earlier the war office announced
that the British had counter-attacked
between the angle of the Ancre and
lancourt and Chepilly. At the same
time the British attacked and ad-
vanced their line to Proyart
Big Reserve Army Ready.
Paris, March 29.-Premier Glenn
enceau told the army committee Of
the chamber Of deputies that the
moment was near when the reserves
Of the Allies would enter into action.
The great battle now being waged in
France would then take on a new
phase, and he added, there was every
reason to hope that the enemy would
not retain the benefit of the gains
at such bloody price.
Shock Of French Army Near.
At about the same time Leon -Ab-
rami, member of the cabinet speak
ing for the government, made the
following announcement in the cham
Der of deputies:
1.-THE Germans are about to meet
the shock of a powerful French army,
perfectly fresh; animated by spirit
Of sacrifice and protected by curtain
of artillery fire such as is difficult to
conserve Of"
This army" he added, "has been
taken to the scene of action by rail-
road and every other route. Hitherto
a few Independent divisions have
checked the enemy's progress.
Furthermore, formidable British
reserves of maneuver are arriving on
the battlefield, so that the enemy's
gains of ground can be but ephe-
neral"
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-03-29
1888 SHIPS LAUNCHED BY
u. S. DURING PAST. YEAR.
Shipping Board Gives Out Figures
On Program of Construc- 6
4 tion Work. 5#

Washington, March 28.-Exact f1g-
ures on. the progress of shipbuilding
in the United States were made pub
lie by the Shipping board as result
of a debate in the Senate during
which officials said statements had
been made based on inaccurate in
forma ton. &
Since the Shipping board began its
work 1873 vessels have been launched.
of which 103 have been completed
and put into service.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-03-29
SUBMARINE SUNK BY
j. S. TANKER IN BATTLE
Was Second Fight For American
Vessel Within Six
DAYS.

Washington, March 28.-After an
hours battle with a German U-boat
on the morning of March 1 the Ameri-
can all tanker Paulsboro sent the
enemy vessel beneath the waves dam
aged and in Distress" the Navy, de-
partment has reported.
It was the tanher's second struggle
with a submarine in six days. In
the first encounter torpedo missed
the boat by rs yards. Four shots at
the submarine sent it diving away.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-03-29
Third Sen In Family EnIists.

] winona, MIMI, March 2S-When
Stance Kustelski, 21 years old, read
of continued advances by the German
army in France, he came to Winona
from his farm in-Hillsdale township
and enlisted in the field artillery.
He is the third boy in the family to
enlist. "A young mans duty is
plain, . said the recruit: There Is
no greater cali for him than n the
service" The oldest brother, John,
enlisted last May in the navy and q
second boy, Vincent Is IN the cavalry
training &c Fort Douglas Arix. S.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-03-29
ARTISAN BREACH
!. APPEARS|N SENATE.
DEVELOPS IN BITTER DEBATE IN
WHICH PRESIDENT AND SHIP.
PING BOARD ARE ATTACKED.
ADJOURNMENT ENDS CLASH.
Leaders On Both Sides Join In Foren-
sic Battle Which Started on
-. Accusation of Politics To
Help Lenroot.

Washington, March 2S.-The big
gest partisan breach between Demo
crafts and Republicans of the Senate
since the war began developed in a
bitter debate which followed a
speech by Senator Jones, Republican,
Of Washington, attacking the Shipping
board and criticising President Will
sons attitude toward Congress.
Senator Williams, Democrat, of Mis-.
sissippi, accused tha Republicans of
playing politics in behalf Of Represen.
tative Lenroot, candidate for the Sen
ate in Wisconsin. This aroused the
Republicans, and leaders on both
sides of the chamber joined in the
fray, Senator Smoot, Republican, of
Utah, delivering an address he had
prepared, charging the President him
self with using his high office to
further partisan ends.
Adjournment Ends Clash.
Adjournment brought the clash to a
close. 1t may be renewed and is
regarded as certain to begin again
when consideration of the Overman
bill, to enlarge the Presidents pow.
ers to reorganize government depart
ments, is undertaken.
In his speech Senator Jones de.
clared statements Of Chairman Hur.
ley Of the Shipping board were mis-.
leading and that German submarines
are sinking ships twice as fast as
they can be built.
After Senator Shafroth, Democrat,
Of Colorado, had deplored what he
termed unfair" criticism of war op
erations and said all government Of
icials were doing their best, Senator
Williams took the floor.
"Poisonous Cas-" Says Williams.
while in Wisconsin an election i'm
ponds between loyalists and disloyists
this poisonous gas attack in the Sen
ate was made" said the Mississippi
senator, mot only on the RepubM
can side, but followed up on the
Democratic side, and just about the
time we are going to determine
whether man of luke-warm sup
port of America and the Allies or q
man always patriotic is to be elected
to the Senate"
Senator McCumber Of North Dakota
asked If Senator Williams was not
unfair regarding his reference to
Representative Lenoot as being luke
warm" stating he understood both
Mr.. Lenroot and Mr.. Davies, the
Democratic candidate, stand upon
loyalty platforms of Americanism and
that both are patriotic.
Senator Williams deplored partisan
ship in the war and said:
"The Republican party as a whole
has been patriotic and true to the
country"
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-03-29
SAYS CRISIS OF WAR At HAND:
BRITISH premier URGES MORE
U. s. TROOPS SENT. "
Asserts British and French Armies
6uoyed BY Hope Of Help From
America.

New York, March 2S.-A message
from David Lloyd George, prime
minister of Great Britain, calling
upon the United States to send
"Amenican reinforcemnts across the
Atlantic in the shortest space Of
time," was read by Lord Reading,
British high commissioner to the
United States, at a dinner given here
in his honor.
I'VE are at the crisis of the war,
attacked by an immense superiority
Of German troops" said the premier
in his message. "Our army has been
forced to retire. The retirement has
been carried out methodically before
the pressure of steady succession
Of fresh German reserves which are
suffering enormous losses.
1.-THE situation is being faced with
splendid courage and resolution. The
logged pluck of our troops has for
the moment checked the ceaseless
crush of the enemy, and the French
have now Joined in the struggle. But
this battle, the greatest and most
momentous in the history of the
world, is only just the beginning.
Throughout it the French and Brit
ish are buoyed with the knowledge
that the great republic of the West
will neglect no effort which can
hasten its troops and it's ships to
Europe.
"1n war, time is vital. It is impos-
sible to exaggerate the Importance Of
getting American reinforcements
across the Atlantic in the shortest
possible space of time"
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1918-03-29
Britain To Shorten Training Period

Britain To Shorten Training. Period.
= London, March 2S.-Discussing
means Of replacing the losses Of man
power in France, the Daily Mail sug-
gests It probably viii be found neces-
=sary to shorten the period Of training
for recruits and to send to the front
the younger classes at an earlier age
than heretofore. All physically able
Russian subjects IN England, this
newspaper says, are being called to
the colors. the authorities having
Cancelled the recent order which tenn
2poIaIily suspended hsssnmmonin9of
'fhaae nl9p into eaFYtqa s vt e :