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New-York tribune., 1918-10-24

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New-York tribune., 1918-10-24

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Street New York City, the
Engineering Labatres Company "Automcbe owners
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New-York tribune., 1918-10-24

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New-York tribune., 1918-10-24

When this called the of
Company they explained the vercha by that
tat case they buy rar from other manuacturer pay more
Q who think is be repaired Lee parts
We only repeat "Auonobi beware of the
Repair Company of America, Inc -
New-York tribune., 1918-10-24

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vice. ne 25o2 West FiftyiXth Street the New
fuil retail prices and rece we'd a statement fellows
condenser 81
breaker arm, including spring point LOO
sop arm rs
gnit coil exchanged
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
Leoal Witticisms.

Stories from the law courts are apt to be good, legal wit being noted for its dryness. But this story claims no particular merit, except as showing the usefulness of ready wit. observes the Christian Science Monitor. The counsel for the plaintiff was delivering an impassioned address. He was somewhat weighty in person, and hap pened to be leaning on a very old chair In the middle of the torrent of eloquence, the chair gave way and the barrister lay on the floor In the midst of the wreckage. He got up and, un- perturbed, pointing to the broken chair said: That proves the strength of my argument" The court smiled broadly, but laughed outright when the opposing counsel promptly replied :: ''The learned counsePs argument may be all that he claims for it, but 1t fell to the ground"
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
THE RULING PASSION.

q am sorry, Rollo," said the young woman, gently, but I fear that you must not hope am fond of you but we can never marry. You see-'
 ''Yes, I see." he interrupted, bitter ly. You cannot marry me because l weigh 200 pounds. Nobody loves q fat man !''
 And with this quotation he strode forth into the night.
 But there is always a Chapter II. Three weeks later our hero again stood in the presence of cur heroine.
 "I have come back to renew my suit" he said
 But, Rollo, did I not tell you that it was hopeless?"
 Wait! Do not spurn me till you know all. I have been taking a gym nasium course. Today l am bar gain. I am reduced from POO to 19S !'
 Unable to withstand the great slump in values, she fell into his arms.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
Plying Ourselves.

Have you heard of the man carry ing load of sticks, who, when he became tired threw his sticks down on the bank of a river, and seating himself by them, said: "I am sick and tired of this. I wish death would come to relieve mel" Instantly Death slipped up and said, "Here I am, what do you want of me?'' q want you to help me put this bundle of sticks on my back again." said the surprised man. Pitying ourselves is cheating ourselves. Then flee from discontent and Encouragement, for they are the hotbeds of deceit. Near them we think that which Is not true, and say that which we do not mean.-Exchange.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
CELIBATES IN LARGE NUMBER
Seventeen Millions of Class in United States, Many Being Inferior to
 Married People.

"There are 17,000,000 eelibates in the United States, according to state ment which has been going the rounds of the press, after originating in a magazine article on the sex question" says the Journal of Heredity. Exam ination of the census schedules for 1910 indicates that this figure includes all males over twenty and all females over fifteen.
 "A calculation based on such age limits Is misleading, but the actual facts are quite striking enough. Per sons thirty-five years of age or over are relatively unlikely to marry, and it seems fair to base computations on that age. They show, then, that there are nearly 2000,000 unmarried men in the population, and about ,250,0O0 un- married women. There are about l. 800, ,000 unmarried women between the ages of twenty-five and thirty-feHr, and considerable part of these are certain never to marry.
 "The celibacy of these millions is, from eugenic point of view, not wholly to be deplored. While the num- her includes many potential fathers and mothers of a desirable character, it Is probable that. on the whole, these lifelong eelibates are eugenically infe- rior to the married population"
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
AN ATOM A SMALL WORLD.

In a paper concerning the functions of the minute electrical charges In the chemical combl nation of atoms delivered by Prof. William AL bert Moves of the University of Illinois. before the National academy at Washington, he said that for century the atom the ultima thule of snallness for scientists. Now they know that each atom is complex system similar to our and Its planets, that Is, with central body and from one to a hundred smaller bodies revolv- ing around fl. The differences between hydro gen, oxygen. iron. gold. radium, etc. all in the electrical charge of the central nucleus and in the number and arrangement of these little satellites of their atoms
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
GREENS AUGUST FLOWER

Has been used for all ailments that are caused by disordered stomach and inactive liver, such as sick head ache, constipation, sour stomach, nervous indigestion, fermentation of food. palpitation of the heart caused by gases in the stomach. August Flower is q gentle laxative, regulates digestion both in stomach and intestines, cleans and sweetens the stomach and alimen- tary canal, stimulates the liver to se- crete the bile and impurities from the blood. Sold in all civilized countries. 30 aud % cent bott1es.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
DON'T-BE FOOLISH

and buy an imitation, get the original VAGHER BALM
 It is better than any of the substi- ute "Balms" for quickly relieving Coughs, Colds. Group, and all kinds of hurts and soreness.
 The many limitations are proof that it is an unusually good thing.
 The price is only 25e per Jar or Tube. Surely it is worth that to get rid of Cough or Cold, or your child's Group. If your druggist will not supply you and l have no agent in your local ity, write for the agency.
 Every family needs Nacher-Balm. and We supply samples Free to start the demand E. ". NACHER, Inc, New Orleans, La. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
ACCOUNTS FOR GHOST cOLCRS
Eye Is Especially Sensitive to Two Kinds of Perceptions, Light and
 Color Predominating.

In reply to an inquiry why are ghosts always seen clothed in white, scientist states:
 This is easily accounted for. AS there have been no ghosts during his- eorieal times. we must assume that in all cases where ghosts have been act ually seen we have to do with mere halucinations caused by fever or some other disorders of the observer, where, therefore. the organ of sense, and par ticularly the eyes, registered impress sions of objects that had no corre- spending external existence. Accord ing to the minute descriptions of such apparitions given by patients to their physicians, the ghosts. with rare ex- captions, were "clad in white" Now, our eye is sensitive to two kinds of perceptions, viz, light and color. In this case. where no definite color was perceived. the hallucination, in which only the organs of the eye sensitive to light are affected, is declared to be white.
 St1ll+ lHcIe die ulSp CblpItd 'PP"Ai tiOns of ghosts; nay, We can introduce into the body substances calculated to impair our sense of color. Thus, the immoderate use of hashish produces violent visions; of alcohol. blue ones of atrOpin and skopolamin, red ones. sQuinine and too much tobacco like wise produce red visions, while sali- cylic acid, digitalin and phenacetin cause light yellow sensations. The in- halation of carbonic oxide, and snake bite. too. are said to be followed by light yellow sensations of sight.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
Two "Tatt" Ones.

The two anglers were swapping stories. They had exhausted the topic of their marvellous catches and went on to enlarge upon the wonders of their native counties from the anglers point of view.
 "Why, near my home" said George Washington's rival, i've have a pond where chap can catch fish as fast as he can drop his line in and pull lem out"
 Really said the man who beat Baron Munchausen by two HnsthS- "We have a lake not far from us where one has to get a stick to knock the fish away before you can get your line iii at all -
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
Smallest Farms Tn the World.

On. the islands of Re and Oleron near La Rochelle France, according to Popular Science Monthly, are found the smallest farms in the world. Some of them are only one or two square yards in area, yet these tiny domains are carefully planted with a variety of crops, even including vineyards. The soil is extremely fertile. The repeat ed subdivision of estates among heirs and the dense population of the is- lands explain the existence of these Lilliputian properties.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18

away from this world and so we just want to tell you about this man. Led Antone. Him good man, God. Maybe you not been lound Topa Topa coun- tlee velly much, and so not elainted abound here, but we live here and we know Led Antone Is good, good hus
 ban. good papa. good to work, an that is good as any man can be in Topa Topa countlee. He wants find his wife. so you please help him, cause that make him happy. and he good
 nan. We goin' take care his little boy an' girl, so you not hsye to wolly abo0t
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
UNACCoMMoOATING WELLS.

In the desert of western Australia there are wells which yield water only at night. Before the water begins to flow. weird hissings and the sound of rushing air may be heard. The phe nomenen is believed to be due to change in the form of the rocky channel through which the wa. ter flows. and to the extreme change in tempera. ture between day and night which occurs in thii region The hissing is due to the escape of air be fore the advance of the water.-Popuar Science Monthly.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18

health. I believe the Compound will cure any female trouble. Mrs. ALICE HELLER, Christopher, III.
 Nervousness is often symptom of weakness or some functional derange- ment, which may be overcome by this famous root and herb remedy, Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, as thousands of women have found by experience.
 if complications exist, write Lydia 3. Pinkhan Medicine Co.,, Lynn, Mass, for suggestions in regard to your ailment. at your service.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18

natural resources, says the Philadel. phia Public Ledger.
 The primary purpose of the meet. ing was ta obtain ideas to use the waste gases of the hard coal mines. The governor declared:
 If we can harness this power we can change the complexion of your industrial life, ship coal and receive more money"
 The governor said that nearly 72,. 100000 cubic feet of gas, or 4s,0o0,. 900 horse power, is lost every 24 hours in the anthracite field
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
How It Is Done.

"I don't see how some of my friends are able to have automobiles"
 ''It is not so difficult as you think, old man. The wives help out wonder fully. woman will go without an as. tonishing number of things for the sake of car"
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
When One chinaman Prayed.

In Rough Hearts-But Gentle Hands" in the American Magazine, the author of the story writes:
 "A pregnans hush filled the room, and I held Maria closer to still her trembling. Then voice broke the si- ence:
 "SYou not know me, God. I just Duck Sing, China cook on 'Liso Lam .ho. and We not want to talk about us. put on. time in mission long time ago. nan tel me God is love" and that ne ake care of good man after he go
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18

them. God. Excuse China cook for talk so long, but we want to tell you about Lew Antone. Good-by. Amen.
 When We opened our eyes a tran quill smile smoothed out the wrinkles in Antone's face. He was with his Maria
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18

AANA
 was in a run down condition. Two of our best doctors failed to do me any good. I heard so much about what Lydia E. Pinkham's s V e g e t a ble Com pound had done for others, 1 tried it and was cured. l am no longer ner- vous, am regular,
 and in excellent
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
By the Court Calendar.

"Edgarfs
 "Yes, mother "What are you children doing?" Playing royalty l am a knight of the Garter, and Edwin is Saturday" "That is an odd name for royalty" "Oh, it is just nickname on ac- count of his tit1e.'
 'What is his title?"
 "Night of the Bath. h.''-Youngstown Telegram.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
keepino the Floor Dry

"Why are these little pails attached to the back of each seat?"
 "Fhose," answered the enterprisine movie manager, "are reeeptaeles for tears, provided for our laehrymose lady patrons. We offer photoplay today with heart throh in ever flicker"
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
Daddy Broke His Face.

John was always an interested spec tator when his father shaved. One morning the razor slipped and the skin was cut a trifle, and John turned and said regretfully to his mother, "0h, see, daddy did break his nice face"
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
Puttiaa Him Rieht.

q hear your daughter is taking sing ing lessons" said Mrs. Plebe.
 Why. the very idea :" replied Mrs Hiram Tone, indignantly. Who told you such Il thing? She is taking voice culture" e."-Pittsburgh Post.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
Food for Thouuht.

"Am the first girl you have ever loved?"
 He thought awhile and then made reply:
 "No. you are the kind of girl fel- low has to be educated up to-"
 And that seemed to set her to think ing.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
Would Save Waste Gases.

Representatives of boards of trade and similar organizations in the an thracite region of Pennsylvania were urged by Governor Brumbaugh recent ly to work for eenseryatioa of life and
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
A Girls Denial.

'Mary, Johnny tells me that when he went into the dining room last night he saw Mir Bliff with his arms round your waist"
 What story, mamma! Why. the gas was out"
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
The Reason.

q know couple of young million aires who are going off to hunt wild deer
 Maybe 1t Is because every tame dear is hunting them"
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
Ease and Superior Wealth.

Did you ever ride in the chariots of ease?"
 Not recently. When I was boy used to get an occasional ride on the ice wagon"
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
An Even Break.

Nks. Busybody-Your husband goes out good deal. doesn't he?
 Mrs. Keen-Oh, l don't know; he doesn't go out any oftener than he comes in.-Boston Transcript.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
An Instance.

"The language of flowers is very eloquent"
 Especially when the sentiment of love is conveyed by pair of pressed two lips"
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
No Recreation There.

"What be you fishin' fer, mister?" "Oh, only for recreation
 Well, you won't catch any there !; there be only ninnows and cells in that pcna |"
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
Mean Abuse.

"Pop, what's camouflage?"
 Ut is the sort of stuff your Aunt Henny puts on her face to make her try and represent something young and pretty"
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
The Final One.

"Is there any sure test of mushrooms to tell them from toadstools?"
 "Oh, yes. If you gather a mess and eat them. and they kill you, you may be sure they were toadstoOls."
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
My Wish.

Let others strive for fame and gold And strive for chunks of land to hold. I'm satisfied if I can get
 Enough to keep me out of debt
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
The Ton. Not the Coal

Bilton-Send ton of coal to my house.
 Dealer-Yes, sir. What size? Bilton (meaningly)-Two thousand pounds, please.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18

Lady of the House-Mary Anne did | you mold the bread as I told you?
 Mary Anne-Shure, an l put it in the"damp cupboard, an it moulded it. self
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
lp,povfapNto Mofhevo
The Way of 1t.

You say he got the drop on you?" "Yes, he landed on my head ill a parachute"
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
IMMEDIATE ATTENTJoN

should be given to sprains, swellings, bruises, rheumatism and neuraligia. Keep Mansfields Magic Arnica Lini- ment handy on the shelf. Three sizes -25c, 50c and $10O.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
Too Brittle.

"Bloggs doesn't seem to have much snap in him any mOre."
 No; he used to have so much snap in him that now he's broke. An swers.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
Homicida Language on Rifle Range.

Officer-"Have you anyone else to shoot, sergeant2" sergeant-"No, sir. I'll shoot myself now. Exchange.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
HOW THIS NERVOUS WOMAN GOT WELL
Told by Herself. Her Sin. cerity Should Con.
 vince Others.

Christopher, 1ll.-"For four years suffered from irregularities, weakness,
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18

God helps them that helps them selves.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
To Cure a Cold in One Day

 TSke LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets It stops the Cough and Headache and works on the Cold b. w. CHOW HS signature on each box. 5Oc.
The Monticellonian., 1918-01-18
Thrilling Batfles W2Ith U- Boats Reuealed by Refota5 Of fbe NaVy Depat7menf
By RALPH D. PAINE.

By RNLPH U. PAINE.
 RE American armed merchant ships really sinking any German submarines? If you care to believe the waterside rumors and focastle yarns. one of these devilish marauders Is rammed or blown up on every voyage across the Atlantic In saloons where merchant seamen seek haven and pound the bar with hairy fists strong liquors magnify the tales and one concludes that the kais-
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-07-23
DOTS AND DAsHES


Washington - Extensive Conspira
clos, involving bribery and graft IN
connection with army contracts toi
rubber rain coats sent to soldiers iu
France we're disclosed 10y the depart
ment Of Justice with the arrest Of of
iiciala auH employees OF Fifteen
u%tactur,ug companies.
oyster Ray Colonel Theodore
Roosevelt ISSUED "A statement declaI-
ing thar unuer no circumstances would
lac accept he republican nomination
Tor governor 81 New York.
washington Deeply concerned b.,
manifestation Of mob spirit over the
youulr. Ir esidcnt Wilson viii issue
a statement urging respect uf restraint
NJ law H.f ride IN dealing with
suspect. .Icmy aliens.
Eu tu. Urovo-t Marshal General
troNd'r .riered all physicians amt
surgeon the siu'c. who ar, 90 draft
tgr Iu, - INTO military service
Wash .,on Inclusion I'm the new
VA r,.t. .r bill Of "a 10 per cent
normal Yme tax an an ucomcs ~
iudiNIIH with exemption of $1,000
for un. cd and s. 600 tor married
prr-u. been tentatively agreed
upon .. .Hu house committee
DuI. Fifteen thousand seameu
ompI.. IA the Great Lakes ma
strIk' Monday.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-07-23
STEAMER IS
REPORTED DISABLED
NEAR Us SHORES

An Atlantic Port July IA large
steamer with part OF her smokestack
gone and her bridge damaged. In tow
OF "a government III off the southern
New England coast, was reported by
the captain Of "a steamer which arr
rived here today. The captain believed
the disabled vessel to he "A Belgian
relief steamer. The tug and her tow
were near the scene OF the recent OPP
rations of "A German submarine.
The captain Hid he was quite sure
he could make out the words "Belgian
relief" In large white letter on the side
~ the disabled vessel The steamer
had four masts. he said. The tug was
taking its tow westward.
The sighting Of the disabled steamer
follows the report OF signals OF dis
tress heard last night. War vessels
were sent out early today and
searched the seas Most Of them re-
tIrued with thr report hat there were
no signs of DO craft in distress.
AvIators who first reported the sig
RAILS went va ,glIu today They zee
turneG ~ noou but under orders inn
mediately puf 'ui again.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-07-23
LOPEz|S CHARGED
WITH MURDER WHEN
WOUNDED MAN DIES
In Dying Statement to District At.
torney Timoteo Macdonald Ac-
cuses Man Under Arrest; In.
quest to Be Held Thursday.

The police today formally charged
Porfirio Lopez with murder. follow.
ing the death " Timoteo Maldonado
from u bullet wound In his abdomen,
filing a complaint against the alleged
slayer In Justice OF the Peace ". W.
McClellan's court.
Maldonado died at midnight last
night after making a dying statement
20 District Attorney George u. Craig
in which he accused I.opes of shoot
ing him without prevention. The
shooting occurred early Monday
morning In the abandoned brick yard
at san lose. Maldonado and his
brother. Toribio. were taking Lopez
home from a dance. according to the
statement. Maldonado said Lopez WINS
drunk.
Lopez is not TO be arraigned until
an inquest rs held. lie Is In jail. hav.
ing been arrested by Patrolman Pablo
Lujan and Thomas Hogan AT his home
In san Jose.
The inquest is to he held at 10
o'clock Thursday morning. Justice of
the Peace Mcclellan summoned IA cor
on"rs jury for the inquest The
Jurors. accompanied by him examined
he bndN and then ndIournad un'tI
Thursday morning The iurcrs are :
NJ Dawson. foreman " T. Kerry.
nm f. "a Collier. q lphey Isaac
Franks and J. T.. sell.
The nccused man denied having any
knowledge of III" shooting when
patrolmen Hogan and l.ujan arrested
him and persisted IN the denial later
when District Attorney Gratis ques-
timed him az the Jail
Tho policemen fnil.d To &c, any re-
sp,rs, when th.y knnck.d al Ion.z
front door and lurn entered the
hons. hy the hnck door leaving
Hogan a., guard Al IN. front lie
fpuuI I.npey I'm bod He was siseptnl
.@.rust and Iui.n searched he
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-07-23
GLAD TO TESTIFY
Says Wstosa Lady, "As To What
Cardui Has Done For Me, So
A. To Help 0thGA"

Watoga, W. Va.-Mrs. S. W. Caldwell.
Of this town. says: when about IS years
Of age, ! suffered greatly e. Sometimes
would 20 a month or two. and had
terrible headache, bsckache, and bearing
dow. pains, and would just drag and
had 70 appetite. Then . II would last
... two weeks, and was so weakening.
and my health was awful.
Ny mother bough, me a bottle Of
Catdui, and began TO improve after
taking the first bottle, 81 kept Il up I'LL !
took three ~ gained. and was well
snd strong, and owe II all to Cardui.
am married now and have 3 children
.. Have never had to have a doctor Tor
female trouble, and just resort 10 Cardui
II | need a tonic. am glad to testify 10
wha, il has done for me, so as TO help
others"
II you are nervous or weak. have head
aches, backaches, or arr VI the Other
ailments so commoH TO women. why moi
give Cardui a ttial2 Recommended by
many physicians. In use over 10 years.
Begin taking Cardui today. II may
be the very medicine you need.
NC-i4
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1918-07-23
Drouth Ends i'm
Quay County and
Late Crops Start

Tucumcart y N Iuly 90 Heavy
rains we're general over the greater
part Of quay county sunday and Mon,
day, and as a result the drouth has
been cffectiyel broken iu thip dis
trict There have been mo- stock
LOSSES ~ note In this section MS a
result al the drouth although losses
would have occurred had r.in been
longer delayed
Because 81 the dry winter Bnd
spring very ittl~ planting Was done
for early crops with the rains OF
thc past few days however. some late
planting uf beans and feed crops viii
H" undertaken, win prospects Of
good results.