East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1918-01-05

BottSoAns sept =, l9lt.
To Herr won Lncifer n. satan,
Internal Regions
NY Very Dear Satsn;
1onr letter Of June 2S. 1917 is he
fore us wherein you So eraciously abb
dicate your throne in our favor which
we have accepted with fun knowl-
edge Of It's Importance and viii assure
you beyond doubt that the Internal
regions viii lose nothing in frightful-
ness 10y the change in administration
We fully appreciate your diplomacy
ana good sense in abdicating before
The crash for the day has arrived
hen the German power and inilu-
ence viii encircle the earth; for anly
by German efficiency can the uni
verse progress. fnl such Is the Ger
man idea that all things must suc-
cumb To its force. Your lcucr oI alb
dicStiou will 90 down in history as a
state paper of more than ordinary
force for which you have our imper-
ial appreciation You showed very
good judgment when YOU said the
pupil had become the MASTER as we
ara the pupil we thank YOU for re-
Ininding us of the truthful oad pro-
verb. "ff the pupil does not become
greater than the master the world
must come TO a standstill' In consid-
GRAFTON of your faithful service in
the past | appoint you the present
chancellor of our kingdom of hell and
YOU will take your orders from us di-
rect.
ATTENTIONS ,, You viii at once
establish a secret wireless commu-
nication between hades and the celes-
tia1 reasons. have reasons TO be
lieYe that English influence is being
brought to bear in that locality. In
asmuch as il is to his own interest,
Ciott is still nit uns. Bht there Is
lack of efficiency and thorouShness
contrary to the German idea; quick
and certain counter action must take
place at once.
You will this day liberate from the
traitors chamber of torture four arch
traitors, namely, Judas IsCariot. Cen
eral Bernadotte, the Duke Of August
enburg and Benedict Arnold. Judas
will so to Russia and become an
apostle in the faith of Kerenslly- He
will lead the hated Russian to the
garden of Gethsemani and see that
the Pharisees once more do their
duty. Befhadotte who betrayed Ma
poleon Bonaparte and received the
throne of Sweden for his treachery,
win go to Stockholm at once While
the aristeracy and the royal house Of
Sweden are our secret allies the COM
mon people lean toward our enemies.
This must be averted. for we shall
expect Sweden to strike Russia in tha
back not later than Septaalher. 1918, I.
In consideration OF this service Swed- I
en- win be listed ASA bright jewel in 4
our imperial crown when small coun-
tries shall cease to live.
An extraordinary evil spirit IS
needed in England today. You will
equip and order the Duke of August
onburg 10 London. 1t was he who set .
the trap that took the life of Freder
ick of Denmark and later brought
Germany two provinces Of his coun
try. SO cleverly was this done that
we feel perfectly safe in trusting
England's premier Lloyd George in
the hands of the Duke-ferstehen sic
To 'strafe" England IS the whole
object of this war. If therefore, we
have to destroy all living things and
make the earth unfit for men. The
blood lust of the German eagle is
ana Deutchland uber Alles-
his slogan. In your letter of abdica-
tion you said; 4 planted in your
Sc nj deep hatred for England and
all things English
For that my dear satan, accept our
rOyal thanks. For this hatred is our
very life. the handspring of our am
bitidn ana the world shall quake, and {
blood shah flow until all thiRes Eng
lish shall have perishcd. Likewise do 5
! hate the English cousins across the
sea