The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1918-01-24

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The Internal Regisa.
June %, 1917.
To Wilhelm Won Hohenzollern,
King of Prussia. Emperor Of n
Germany, and Envoy Extraordinary
of Almighty God:
My dear Wilhelm: I can call YOU
BY that familiar name. for have H.
ways been very close to you, very
much closer than you could ever know.
From the time that you were yet an
undeveloped being in your mothers
womb have shaped your destiny for
NY own purpose.
In the days OF Rome l created 4
roughneck known in history As Nero
He was vulgar character and suited
my purpose at that particular tins.
In these modern times classic demon
and efficient supernatural was need.
ed, and as ! know the Hohenzollern
blood, picked you as my special in
strument to place on earth and annex
Of hell: gave you abnormal ambi-
ton, likewise an oversupply of egotism
that you might not discover your own
failings; twisted your mind to that
of a madmsn with certain normal ten
denotes to carry you by, most dam
gerous character placed in power;
gave you the power of a hypnotist and
= certain magnetic force that you
might sway your people. am re-
sponsible for the deformed hand that
hangs helpless at your left, for your
crippled condition embitters your life
and destroys all noble impulses that
otherwise would cause ME anxiety;
but your strong sword arm is driv-
en- by your ambition that squelches
all sentiment and pity placed in
your soul hatred for all things Eng
lish, for of all nations on earth hate
England most; wherever England
plants her flag size brings order out of
chaos and the hatred cross follows the
Union Jack. Under her rule the wild
tribes become tillers of the siol and
in due time practical citizens; she is
the great civilizer of the globe, and
HATE HER. l planted in your own
soul a cruel hatred for your mother
because she was English, and left my
good friend Bismarck to fan the flame
| had kindled. Recent history proves
how well our work was done. 1t broke
your royal mothers heart, but gained
my purpose.
The inherited disease of the Hohen-
zolleins killed your father, just as it
will kill you, and you became the ruler
of Germany and tool of mine sooner
than l had expected.
To assist you and further hasten my
work sent you three evil spirits,
Nietzsche, Trietsche and later Bern
hardi, whose teachings inflamed the
youths of Germany, who in good time
would be willing and loyal subjects
and eager to spill their blood and pull
your chestnuts, yours and mine; the
spell has been perfect-you cast your
ambitious eyes toward the Mediteran-
mean, Egypt, India and the Darda-
nelles, and you began your great rail
road 70 Bagdad, but the ambitious
archduke and his more ambitious wife
stood in your way. 1t was then l SOW
ed seed in your heart that blossomed
into the assassination of the duke and
his wife and all hell smiled when it
saw how cleverly you saddled the
crime on Serbia l saw you set sail
for the fjords of Norway. and knew
you would prove an alibi. How clev-
erly done, so much like your noble
grandfather, who also secured an as
sassin to remove old King Frederick,
of Denmark, and later robbed that
country of two provinces that gave
Germany an opp TT nifty to be, one /
naval power. Murder is dirty work,
but it takes Hohcn2ollern to make
a way and get by. Your opportunity
was at hand, you set the world on fire
and bells of hell were ringing; your
rape on Belgium caused much joy.
1t was the beginning of perfect hell
on earth. The destruction of noble
cathedrals and other infinite works of
art was hailed with JOY in the internal
regions. You made war on friends
and foes alike and the murder of civil