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The sun., 1918-03-04
PORTO RICO BECOMES DRY"
Anti-LiuuOr Law Effective at Mid
night Last saturday.

SAN JUAN. Porto Rico, Marcn s.
Porto Rico went dry at midnight last
night. This followed an act OF Congress
which the election OF last July failed 10
repeal. Thishact prohibits the importa-
tion. manufacture. sale OR gift OF lntox-
eating liquors or drugs. A local law per-
m,ts the manufacture and sale Of beer
containing not exceeding . l-2 per cent.
Of alcohol
Many cafes were closed earlier than
usual last night. after dispcs!ug OF the
last OF their diminished liquor stocks
The sun., 1918-03-04
EADIE A FOOTBALL STAR.
Young Omcer Killed at TOul Also
on Dartmouth Bal Team.

TILroN. y. H.. March 3.--leut.
Harold +. Eadic. reported killed in ac-
tion north OF Toul on March I. was tor
merly quarterback Of the Dartmouth
College and Phillips Andover Academy
football teams ana was also a member
Of the Dartmouth baseball squad. He
was the only Junior at Dartmouth
chosen for the Reserve Officers train
ing school at Pia;tsburg. all the other
selections being from the senior class
IN accordance with War Department
ruling. A commission as Second Lieu
tenant was awarded him and he wen:
20 france with New England troops
Lieut.. Ead!c was ~ years old. lie was
engaged 20 be married to Miss Marjorie
Moses. daughter OF w. II. Moses OF TIL
ton. a student in Wellesley College.
The sun., 1918-03-04
ACCUSES ITALIAN MISSION.
NsvcOni Demands Action Om Rr-
pOrted lrreRnlnrttiea Here.

ROME, March 3---Iu n spec.h rcf.riin:;
70 Americas growing aid to Italy, sem
ator William Marconi yesterday urged
the Italian Government 20 aiop, eNcr-
getic measures concerning reported IT.
regula rites in purchases made in Amer
ica by the italian Mission.
The sun., 1918-03-04


NIru THE AMERICAN ARMY IN FRA>cE.
rfar,h . ,delayed) There has been en-
'.aorGiaary artillery activity along the
s,re-icar sector on the Toul front since
-strrdays attack was repulsed. The
ea.nly. apparently angered by his fail
,,. is trying to punish the American
oops with a deluge OF shells. but not
rel damage has been done.
Two thousand shells Of all Calihres
ere counted along the front from noon
--terday until noon to-day, while many
Ore fell uncounted. Some ten inch
,roj.r'ilcs battered towns behind the
Nnerican line.
American infantry and engineers who
'ld been cleaning up the scene Of the
a.ht on Friday found some bodies
u-ied. Among them was Surgeon
the Reserve Corps and stretcher
carer, who was killed when she'll
~ first aid station.
Another German prisoner has been
lrt,:el in from nj the American wire
sr.arg!enents. He had lain there
Wounded for many hours before the
Americans discovered him and shouted.
Gone out" He refused and a patrol
vent ont and brought him in.
~, of the German prisoners taken
: .Tirg the fight has since died. Among
..e German dead who have been buried
Ne-c thu Lieutenant and Captain lead
ng the attack. The latter was taken
ron the American wire entangiements.
IN his body was found complete plan
q, he American position.
las shells were dropped into one town
.rk Uf the American line early this
aornirg, hut only a few cases OF gas
,p.s,uiug have developed so far.
vi tIe prisoners taken by the Ameri-
A. say they do not believe that Ger
a." can win the war. The did not
"ar' 70 Aght, but had to.
>uH." Of the Americans missing have
''.n found.
None or the prisoners had seen any
'e-Uan 'alks. they said. All added
a. 'Acy were glad to have been taken
"So1er. especially by the Americans.
teoalse hey believed they would he well
ea.ed The prisoners accounts showed
cat ,he sector opposite the American
"Is.'.on was commanded by Gen. Stalz-
Lam.
The correspondent talked with a dozen
" he American wounded in their hospi-
'N co.'s Every one was anxious to tel
H: SOM" deed Of heroism or other per
.Hol 10y MS fellows. Dut displayed
-'-a. Uolestv regarding his own eS.
'.2t- hu" youth. whose home Is near
Sav.,'ah, Ga. and who looked to be no,
"or' ''au Is years Old told This story
= "1. in the front line when II
-"aet like every shell in the world
S,alita coming our way. Where tho
Germans got them Is more than know
nee? n".ieved that many existed. one
fs' '.lr where I was. 4 piece hit q
'"rss man IN the other side Of me. The
''Tl"ra! picked him up in his arms ant
'.art"i Nth him for first aid station
's" ",Is' OF a perfect shower OF dir
" % rrIt, don't know whethe. ne ever
4 ''t', or not,
The sun., 1918-03-04
TURKS MASSACRE ARMENIANS,
New OutraRes Follow Departure
Of Russians From Country.

LONDON, March 3,--The Copenhagen
correspondent OF the Exchange Tele-
graph Company says information has
been received there to the effect thai
Turkish soldiers have committed new
massacres in the district of Armenia
which has been deserted by the Rus
SLAMS.
IIjalmar Brauting. editor ot the
Social dI-DemOkrdten. has telegraphed to
two German Socialist parties to make
energetic representations to the Ger
man Government, the despatch adds.
The sun., 1918-03-04

l.omdon papers gave much promlnenr"
to a despatch from New York quoting
an editorial article IN th, EVEHING Sl-N
which urged the United states TO AZ
ouicsce and even to cooperate in Japan =
III ioposals regarding Siberia.
The areumen, advanced. that II" 'N-
trcmity of siberia. which practically is
continuous with Alaska. must not fall
Tower than Russia. strengthens tn" be-
lief here that the interests o' the United
states demand that she must have a
part in any military programme that
would affect the nava! control OF th"
northern Pacific.
In this connection statement made
by "A high Japanese Official il ~ Ia"
greatest importance, ~ Il probably vas
insp red from Toxic. lie said
'Japa,'s military intervention IN sine
ria, now about TO he made with tn"
sanction and approval o: tho Entente
Powers. is dictated ny 10 sinister mo-
tive of ultimate territorial agxrandize-
mcut. On the contrary, II is prompted
by "A sincere desire frs, to fulfil hey
treaty obligations with Russia second
been so gravely imperilled in the east by
tho collapse and surrender o. Russia
third, to safeguard her own special in
terests. which unques'!onably would lie
menaced in the most dangerous degree II
Germany were to obtain controlling in
terest In siberia and succeed again IL
establishing herself on The coas. ~ the
nr.th Pacific.
The sun., 1918-03-04
WAR POLICIES WIN IN BRAZIL
President nUd Nic~-PresIdent Are
Elected Almost lnanlmOusly,

RIO JANEIRo. March 3.--Although the
election returns have not been received
from all the States. it has been de-
tsrMined that Rodriguez Alves and Del
I'm Moreira have been elected President
and Nice-President almost unanimously.
All political parties gave their sup
port to them OH their pledge for n con-
tnuance of the present Administrations
war policies.
The sun., 1918-03-04
SEES SUICIDE; LOSES VOICE.
Josephine Dunfee Very Near to
DeranEe ment.
Special Dtspatch to THr ST.

SYRACUSE. y. y. March 3,--.\s the
result of shock from seeing woman
in an adjoining APARTMENT in New York
dash herself to death from sixth story
window. Josephine Dunfee. soprano, has
lost her voice, il became known here
to-day from friends OF the well known
singer.
The shock TO her nervous system was
40 great that for time 1t was feared
she would lose her mind. She is under
going treatment by which she hopes to
regain her voice.
The sun., 1918-03-04
TAKE SIBERIAN TOWNS.
BOlsh~viLi NnOrd New ReasUn for
japan to Act.
Ny.,iJ} ,dbj, D<spo',L tv THE ST.

topyriohf. 1915: ~ 1aA,s r->srcrd.
LONDON. March :.---No news was re-
ceived IN London to-day regarding de-
relopmtnts in Siberia excep, report
from Toxic that Bolshevik troops had
seized the four important cities Of Bla-
goviesh. chensll. which is u" CAPITAL of
Amur province, Irkutsk, Khabarovsh
and Omsk.
OF these cities lrNutsh iS he most
important a, thls moment. ~ IL "a not
only n great trade centre between the
Chinese Empire and European Russia
ou: there are immense quantities of
stores there.
The cap,uio OF thcer fuui Siber ia'!
oi.ies by the Roishevil>i. II conjunction
with tn. signing Of 'h- peace treaty with
the Central Powers al Brest-Iitovsk.
emphasizes tho need ,or promp, inter
yrniiou by Japan. After they have
crushed the Eoishe,ik movement the
Germans. by setting w governments III
Pr,iograd and Moscow. under the pro-
lection u: rruSsian hIyone's, would oh
tain complete control over European
Russia.
The neNt step naturally would be to
Obtain possession of the Transs.hei Ia II
Railroad. \ new aCi luxurious g?anary
thus wuv.i he op~Neu UP. a. Well "s
mineral resources Of untold richness The
temptation iot Gernanr to make drive
eastward is great. while the moral ct
feet. Ii successful. would be enormous.
There are no insuperable dim u.tes
in the way OF transport or supplies. y
small amy, living on tho country and IL!
, control Of tho railroad. eaSiiv could
overcome al! guerrilla resistance taHt tho
Russians might make.
The Daily MoH prints despatch floaI
The sun., 1918-03-04

In other words. :. viii he some
months before he Will recover complete
control of equilibrium. ar before he will
cease to tiud himself dizzy AZ quich or
unexpected motion. In consequence
during these months lie must he cautious
about his activities.
"He is bent upon keeping his engage
meut tn speak II Maine on the oSth
of this month. We believe. but are not
certain that he will De able to do So
on condition. however. tha: lie rest az
completely as possible beforehand and
that he exercise caution during the trip
itself.
For the next fortnight h" ought to
rest a. much as possible. SO tia. he NAY
recover from The effects OF the severe
operations he has undergone
The ahscess, which NccesS!tatsd TN,
operation that promises 10 end In a per
manent cure, vas the after effect OF
tropical fever and was augmented by his
experiences in his trip TO Rrazil in 1914
E":ween February - and April % Of
that year he explored for 6OO miles the
Rio Duvida. tributary OF the Madeira
River. and placed the stream on the
map. The brazilian Government there
after officially named the river the Rio
Teodoro.
The sun., 1918-03-04
KAISER INVESTS IN KRUPPS.
Increases Holdings In Concern by
Nearly $4,000. 900.

GENEvA. March 3,--Rankcrs who have
recently returned from Frankfort say
that Emperor William, who has been
a large stockholder In krupps, has
bought shares amounting to almost s5-
O00, 600 since the war began.
The sun., 1918-03-04

so far Japan's active participation in
the war has been confined to naval op-
eratons, although her contribution IN
munitions and other neeessaries and her
financial assistance have been consider
able factors Nevertheless Japan has
been watching for n chance for effective
military cooperation and Russ!a's col
lapse and Germany's advance consti-
tute at once an opportunity for and
justification OF Japan's fuller coopera-
tion,
II, Is easy 10 imagine what The re-
suit would be if Germany were TO con-
troll the Transsiber!an Railroad and re-
establish herself IN the Far East. with
Vladivos.ok as her base, Japan would
he in constant and immediate peril
Hence Japans frst reason for inter,
vcntior.
Nov, as to Russia. TOW can Japan
helm her. Why should che help her:
The sun., 1918-03-04

'f.at u.n' A.! got into a machine gun
.".-a -u,a' with another corporal
"rHs" r'." is N Missouri, leaving my
- ".'s.t' Things got So hot We de-
ie.' '0 t'y - get to a steel shelter at
''s ''. u' o., trench.
''' 'rp"ral Went first. hut Il few
"'' '"r : sHell exploded almost on
" ard Hillcd him. I stepped out and
." ;.A' my rifle had been blown to
''""' This LOFT me defenceless. so I
~A"''. Il. another direction. hoping to
.d . =" or pistol, because | knew tho
"'r".a0r would he around soon About
.1n" time a piece OF shell hit me on
' '"' side and down | went 4 SER
A'4r' "l."d an order for me to go to n
i.' ... '1tlon
'' lf' approa hing the station in
..'" "' Nv" s'rctohe- bearing teams.
'''. Proceeding, bent over. to es-
u hi" Ih" nying pieces OF shell.
I'll pluno.d down on top OF
.'.' pr. 'Nrlodcd and wiped 1t out.
o' Irnk, hit me in the head.
'. N"H" ~ some stretcher bearers
..' .", atuliu@ me over the shell holes.
The sun., 1918-03-04
BOlshevik Delegates Accept
Terms Without Even Con-
sidering the Details.
DELIBER RATIONrSELESS
"COuld Only Make Things
Worse" commissioners
Report to Leninc.
GERMANS TROOPS HALTED
BatOum. karaband and kars in
Transcaucasia Are Surren-
dcr"d by Last Demands.
DELIBER ERATIONTSELESS
GERMANS TROOPS HALTED

PETROGRAD. March "A German
airman bombed various parts OF the
city. Three persons were Killed and Ave
wounded. The material damage was
unlmportRnt.
The sun., 1918-03-04

"W" are no, allowed 10 hnow ihe
truth The F'aiilmlLud party is pu'su-
Ing a bloolthirS'Y pr"raEandn against
foreign countries We are sold body
aUd soul TO the military caste. W. a'"
pursuiuc AN infamous Nar policy.
Al this pom thr Vice -Prcs!dent called
the sueak-r to oris:. hut lie tns S;ed
on Cuu,iuu.ng h.s spec, II.
"Hia. wage in tn munitions indus
try" Herr Nog;herr declared are COZ!
rupt wages for the purpose OF keeping
wurh,n-H in good temper IN the interests
Of racry ing on the war. The Imperial
Cha nrcllor has food sent 10 him il"'n
Eavari.. thereby Infringing the law,
After another Interruption the l'r9utN
avcus-t an Adnl!ra. and 'onndNdaN'
ai Swin"nIund" of airr"psis'NG t"''Is-
Gated foodstuns. adding:
"Wc must abolish tie whole Of 'his
N!cuacliS capelle management. tn"
l)ittmanu ,.se lD.ttmann was Rad
icsl socialist member Of th" Rerh'taI
ac, used IN connection with tine German II
naval mUtiny ought 20 give III" lie'chs-
tag cause for reflection. \ General VINO
runs wild can. by arr"st'ne obnoxious
Representatives. o' ~. people" de innate
the f,,InStag
The sun., 1918-03-04
ROOSEVELT OUT
TODAY; LOSES
LEFT EARS USE
Vigorous and Healthy. but
Doctors Warn of DiZZi.
ness Due to Deafness.
RECALLS INJURY TO EYE
Colonel Eager to Keep His
Engagements. but Caution
Is Advised.

Coz. Roosevelt. who has been patient
at tho Roosevelt Hospital since February
6. will he permitted by his physicians
this afternoon TO 20 20 the Hotel Lang
don. Fifth avenue and Fifty-siNth street.
wherc he will remain under their care
until the latter part of the week. when
Il is believed he vii, be able 20 return to
his home at oyster Bay. This an
nouncement was made yesterday BY Miss
Josephine NJ. Stricken, the Colonel's pri-
vate secretary, after making public the
final bulletin Of DR.. Martin and DR.. Duel.
The doctors said that tine Colonel Is
"in an unusually vigorous condition.
and will speedily be IN even better
condition than before hut he probably
will be permanently deaf in his left ear.
Back in his Presidential days Mr..
Roosevelt lost the sight OF his left eye
as the result OF boxing bou: with a
Captain OF artillery" who WAS one OF
his aids. His husky young opponent de-
livered n blow that shattered some blood
vessels and he never saw out or tna'
eve after that. But nobody outside or
members OF his family knew a. had to
depend alone on his right eye until bct"-
her y. after the Coloneis return from a
two weeks stay at Jack coopers rest
farm AZ Stamford. Conn. Then lie cas-
ually made known what had happened to
him years ago.
Several days later Col. Dan.e. 7,
Moore. commander of the 3loth Field
Artillery at Camp Meade, recalled that
he had boxed several times with Mr.
Roosevelt IN Washington when he was a
Young Captain and one of his aids. lie
never dreamed. however. that he might
have been responsible for the to,oners
misfortune. and the Colonel never peeped
The sun., 1918-03-04

= r.rc got 20 hand 1t TO those
'l'u the Red Cross on their arms.
,.' wOrNcd like dogs in that hell
'.'.H Thee seemed to have but one
n. up their duty and apparently
.hrg for their own lives while
rs Th'y Nor" game r!ght TO the
,ur",ii.u f. may Nc said that
u.t , certain puHh"r ~ men who
l:,d cross whose names are
.1 -'U.iF iIeJ
'H'"r"nnu FROM New Jc"sey de-
.' tat h@ppcI"d in n" gun pts,
- usl"cp in the dugout when
Luiinpcd on Second Page,
The sun., 1918-03-04
WAR ASSAILED
IN REICHSTAG
Member Says Germany and
Austria Fight Over Booty
in Ukraine.
CHANCELLOR ATTACKED
Admiral and General Accused
of Grafting-POliSh Deputy
Makes Protest.

l.uNur> Ma:rh The ';ermA,. Gov
assa:led in the l:eichstag IN the couiSc
Of Fridays debate by Herr Nngther"
an Indepen len; Socialist. according 20
Berlin adviccs sent from Amsterdam by
the Reuter- correspondent, there,
The German ul,!ma;um il not al
cuated 20 create conditions Of peac"
and friendship with Russia. Herr No9t-
rsrr declared. In the case Of the
Ukraine peace German! ana Austria
already are Quarre.ling over III. booty.
The war We now are w6sing III defence
less Russia serves only the proper,ied
classes OF tho d!s,uted territory, In
IAitnuania We have made no, moral con-
quests The l.i;hutn.ans long 20 ne
back IN Russia
The sun., 1918-03-04
Colonel .Doins SpIendidly."

Alr. Roosevelt dressed yesterday and
enjoyed himself exercising il the hos
pital Corridors. The morning bulletin
said that he was doing splendidly.'
The Ana, bulletin read as follows:
For the last four years Col. RoSse-
vel; has inter,ni,tently suffered from the
after effects, o: his Brazilian expiora-
ton. This has not interfe.ed with his
activities, which have been above those
OF the normal man. This acute attack
has given us ths opportunity TO remove
tho cause. probably completely. and we
believe. from the rap!d,ty with which
the :nc,s!on has healed. he is in an un
usually vigorous condition and that he
will speedily be is eve'. better shape
than before
while ;h.s condition was being
treated. but not in connection with this
condition. he Developed an acute !r.ec-
ton of Doth middle ears, which neCes
STATED AZ, ircisinn Of 10th drum mem
branes. The right ca. recovered and in
n few weeks the hearing IN this ear will
be as good as ever.
.'Suhseauentlv III. Infection spread to
the internal ear on the LEFT side tenn
l,orarily and probably permanently de-
stroy!ng AL hearing functions. II has
also destroyed tn. s.ati' functions in
this ear. and some months will pass
before the compensation for the loss o:
this func,ioA completely takes place.
The sun., 1918-03-04

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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-03-31
ELOP INC WIFE
ASKS DIVORCE
Pauline Eib Charges Husband
With Cruel and lnhu-
man Treatment.

Pauline Eib. who eloped with her
20 year old fatner-in-la. John Eie
as mentioned in Friday afternoons
News-Times. has filed divorce pro-
ceedings against her husband. VIII
liam Eib, in St joseph circuit
court, through her ATTORNEYS. Ander-
SON Parker and Crabill.
In the complaint, Mrs. Eib al
leces cruel and inhuman treatment
and asks for the custody Of the four
children. Dorothy, ~; Rosa. 10:
Walter. seven. and Ruth, five. and
a reasonabl amount OF alimonv-
She also asks that the defendant
be made to pay her a sufficient al
lowance every week for the sun
port Of the children.
The couple were married in Feb
ruary. 1904, and separated March
2Sth.
William Eib, the defendant has
filed an affidavit in the civ notice
court charging his wife. his father.
and his sister-in-law with grand lar
ceny. alleging that they took two
COWS. 95 chickens. 20 bushels of no
tatoes and household goods amount
ing TO $500.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-03-31
MILITARY FUNERAL FOR
CORP. OPPELT MONDAY

The body Of Corp. Paul +. Oppelt,
c, 49th L. S. infantry, who
died Thursday at Hoboken, y. j., ar
rived in Mishawaka over the New
York Central last evening. Joseph
A. Oppelt, brother, company b. 49th
infantry, was sent along as a body
guard.
Friends Of Corp. Oppelt may view
his body at the Oppelt home, 7O1 r.
Fourth St, up TO the time of the
funeral. which Will be held from the
st. Josephs Catholic church Monday
morning at o'clock. Rev. Dean l..
A. Moench will officiate. The fol-
lowing members of the home guard
will act as pallbearers: Joseph
Tremel, Joseph Fetters, Jay Bickel,
Charles Gehring, Sylvester Clauss
and Lyman T.. Swanger. All MEM
bers of the guards who are able TO
will fall in at the armory on Mon
day morning at S:15 o'clock, 10 act
as a military escort TO the cemetery.
AS a token Of respect, the core
room of the Dodge Mfg. Co, where
Corp. Oppelt was formerly employ
ed, will close Monday morning TO
give the employees a chance TO at
tend the obsequies. The members
of the Holy Name society, Of which
he was a member. will attend the
funeral in a body, IS also will the
members Of Pelton camp, NJ. w. A.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-03-31
The Mystery of the
Fourth Dimension
BY GARRETT p. sERvIsS.

fascinating speculation, 'Flatland, ="
published - years ago. imagine
that instead Of living in a three di-
mensional world. you lived in a two
dimensional one, where nothing
including yourself and any other
dimension than length and breadth
that would be "fatland
Then ask yourself whether. liv-
ing in such a world and having no
notion. from any kind OF experience.
OF a third dimension, which we call
thickness, you could form any clear
conception Of what such a third di-
mension meant. Up and down could
have no meaning for you. Very
we'll. now imagine a being from the
e-dimenSional world. enclosing
YOUR twO-dimensional one, 10 sud
denly enter your world by passing
up or down through IT,
Your experience would not enable
you 10 account for the appearance
Of the intruder except upon the the
DRY of a miracle. or a ghost. for he
would seem to you to have come
from nowhere. or 20 have sprung
out Of nothing. and, moreover, his
real shape would be modified by the
limitations Of your perception.
Such. then. is the manner in
which alleged supernatural phe-
nomena have been speculatively
connected with the mathematical
conception OF a fourth dimension Of
space.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1918-03-31
OPTIMISM.

Sergt. Ralph Hutchinson, son
OF Jasper Hutchinson. this city
has sent his father a copy OF
smartly edited paper. published
by the boys in the trenches. one
Of the articles signed by Hutchin-
son is entitled Optimism" and is
as follows:
"A tale Of woes and lachrymose
complaint of fortunes cheating
will never win a friendly grin, or
amicable greeting Mid peeving
slams. emit no damns, but
straightaway start in scratching
for something new to say or do,
ideas cheerful Matching. A
crouch or blues will buy no shoes,
but cheerfulness is money; If for
tunes rowels conduce TO scowls,
just think of something funny.
Don't murder Jones, or break his
bones, or hit him with a blud-
geon because his ways are queer
some days and put you in a dud-
geon: when something pricks you,
don't grab bricks or use such
rough house tactics, by self con-
troll you1l save your roll, nor fat
ten chiropractics. When on the
rock and forced 70 hook your
pants TO buy a sandwich, do not
despair. nor pull ont hair, nor use
Un-Christian language. The coun-
try will not run down hill, nor
Bryan be elected, another roll for
rent and coal can soon be resur-
rected. Dismiss your peeve, and
cease to grieve, the man who
smiles is winner; you'll land no
job by raising hob, and anger
buys no dinner.
IF WHEY fits. why, don't throw
fits, and Stay the other fellow;
don't slit his neck, and gum the
deck, nor cry. nor curse, nor bel
low; the world may laugh, but
stand the gait; don't rise and
start in straffing: stick out your
chest and grin your best, there's
naught Of good in chatting. The
snides and crooks in divers hooks,
you'll bump against them daily,
but when you're trimmed, and
neatly fiimmed, just Taught and
carol gaily. A cheerful smile is
more worth while than stocks
and bonds and dollars; il costs
no sweat or work, and yet twill
purchase shoes and collars. The
world will wink and love the gink
who hands the merry chatter;
o'erlool his sins because ne grins.
and say il is no matter: what
though his fault be love of malt
and hosting highballs often; his
persifiage their righteous rage
and angry hearts will soften.
discard your peeve and cease 20
grieve, the man who smiles is
winner; you'll land no Job by
raising hob. and anger buys no
dinner; if fortunes rowels con-
duce to scowls, why, think Of
something funny; a crouch or
blues will buy no shoes, but
cheerfulness is money"