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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-12-05
DR.. COFFEE
Success sfuIy Treated Many People
For Eye, Ear. Nose and
Throat Diseases.

People afflicted with eve diseases
fz#rsra -..~s- -,-szsy ,,-..s o,-.. go.
80 g . S'' GIN
Hi.t7 ---. lfo-ole win the eyes
3.--.tl-t=.. deafness. Joss OF hearing
80 '-.,-. -4..tih q lhe ears es-
and ING other Just started. People
am -'- w .'l- ettaFtA oi the nose
4i-r... .-.i''l. Or diseased I'Hs..-
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7-e q .ea-s--Aes' eye WeakneSs
assoc .1iSltsr stomach uoubi rs.
RI -iI.a--=ii- ana ne.t alsla come iron.
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fees -raa rrs. IL -aIIcved hinl in Two
weeks ..-.1 him IN TWO r37np+f,s
Ed F-...nu..rz- 1913 Ripley srreer
saws his .agr.fe- 10 --g3-s Or os-t-
her f...4 had been crossed girE1 "a
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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-12-05
SCHOOL SPEAKERS
OF DAVENPORT TO
MATCH WITS HERE

There will be no tri-city high
school boys declamatOry contest
this year as has been the usual GUS
tom, as Moline has organized NO
teams. However. Rock Island and
Davenport has each formed a team
and they will clash tomorrow night
and Monday.
Rolf Peterson. John Freeman and
Hartzel Falntley of the Rock Island
high school were chosen at a pre-
liminary tryout held at the local
high building last night TO meet
the Davenporlers tomorrow night,
John Schroeder, Victor Walker and
Name Topper were named to meet
the other team on Monday.
Both contests are to be held at
the local school.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-12-05

- Bescohol-ask Beardsley's.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-12-05
ILLINOIS CITY

Lieutenant H O. Swindler. son-in
law of Rev. +. S. Busby, was wound
ed in France and taken to a base
hospital at I.imOmes, Oct. 81.
Fred Rain died Sunday morning
of pneumonia. following infiueuZH-
He leaves d widow and one child.
Rel gious services were conducted at
the grave in the Illinois City Ceme-
terry Tue sday, Rev. r. :, Busby OffiCi-
ating.
Nearly all OF the boys in France
from this community will receive
| Christmas parcels
a number of new ca SeS of infiuenE d
are reported mere and a. Pine Bluff,
LAFAYETTE COSgrO is home on i've
days leave from Camp Dodge.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-12-05

John c. Scheuermann, self,
1901 Fifth street, dwelling. 900
William McConochie q Son
for Rock Island Fuel com
pany. Twenty-third street
and Third avenue. remod-
cling ..................... 500
Catherine Heimbeck, self,
1900 Twenty fifth street,
dwelling ................. 1000
J. ". Halves for Fannie East
man, 23Il Fourth avenue,
remodeliug -...........-. 1gQ
Ed Gees, self, 37OS Four
teenth avenue, garage $50 19d
II. korn Baking company,
self. 513 Twenty-hrst street,
remodeIing .............. 1 ,00C
Martin McNeily, self. SIG
Twenty ninth street, garage I2l
Enoch Swanson, self, 42l0
Seventh avenue, garage " 3T5
J. A. Bowman for African NJ.
f. church. SIT Thirteenth
street, remodeling ...... SOC
William Magazine for Morris
and MOrofsky. ST. Fifth
avenue, dwelling ........ 2.4oC
& W mann wa s-tAA'AAiI -OA -sACA 10
and Mor0fsky. S2l Fifth
avenue. dwelling -..-...... 2.40C
William Magazine, for Morris
and Aiorofsky, $50 Fifth
avenue. dwelling -.. 2,40O
Frank Bakersfield, self, 1918
Seventeenth street, garage 500
! J. c. McGrath, self, 1920 Sew
! enth street, garage ....-.. q
| A NJ. Paul for Larson, 6lS
/ Thirty-sixth street, porch. g.
Sam Daxon for Joe Miller,
| 916 Tenth street, remodel
ing Observation-Disclosures. $50
/ NJ G. Holsapple, self, 1910
/ Thirty-third street, garage sc
! N. I. Sudlow, self, $3.50 TWEEN
| tieJh avenue, garage ..... Is
/ Total ......-......-... 3Z5,555
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-12-05
HOLD FIRST MEET
JOINTLY TONIGHT

A joint meeting OF the boys and
girls Highly clubs of the Rock
Island high school Us to be held to-
night at the Y NJ. c. A Supper
will be served after which the fol-
lowing program is to be offered:
Address-ArnOld Lau.
UkeIele music-Giris' club.
Address-M Miss Joan Watkins.
Football talk-Coach W. L. Kim
mel
Vocal elections-Boys' club.
dress-John W Casio.
The meeting is the first joint af-
fair of the two societies and all
members are requested by the Off
GERS of each body TO attend.
Bescohol-ask Beardsley's.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-12-05

The Islanders. however, have
been practicing every night since
the Moline game and have learned
several new shifts. In the opinion
of Coach Kimmel the Islanders will
meet Davenport on an equal foot
ing. Both teams are about the same
weight and a good game is expect
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1918-12-05

This is special week in silks,
dress goods, wash goods, laces and
embroiderie5 at McCabe's,
The record., 1918-02-01
o'pWYER's POINTERS

Rastus Barden, THE father of
this country" very obligingly
built a temporary bridge so as to
enable people to get into town
from the north side of the river.
Rastus claimed that it took two
hours to do the work. A number
of people have been enabled to
drive in since this work was done.
Results count.
Potatoes, the cheapest food to-
day. We will until further notice
sell them, all you want at S1.25
at the warehouse.
Pea Straw, S1.i5 per cwt by the
bale delivered, or $4,000 per ton.
This has been proved very good
feed and is a good grade Of straw.
Frank Gaskill killed q ground
squirrel and hung him up for in
spection at Stickney's blacksmith
shop. Think of it, coming out in
January. Last year we had more
Ground squirrels and gOphers
than ever. Get after them early
This year-use the poison when
they first come out, and your
poison will be three times as eff
foctive. We sold one hundred
packages of kill 'em quick" last
year and all had good results.
UnlOaded a fine car of alfalfa
hay Wednesday, which we deliver
for $3.50 per ton, in ton lots.
A good many people raise the
question that their chickens will
not eat corn. They better or they
wil go hungry as it is going to be
impossible to use any kind OF
wheat for feed. We have put out
about seven tons from the cal
that we received and the chickens
seem to be eating it.
The record., 1918-02-01

Frank williams has enlisted in
the goth Engineers and will take
his examination before the local
board. If successful in passing
the examination he will be g.,
nished with transported sby
that body and will leave forI the
training camp at Washington, D.
C., the first Of the week. A num-
Der Of the men of draft age in
this county are taking advantage
of the change in regulations to
join the lumbermen's regiment.
The record., 1918-02-01

Chiropractic adjuslings and
Napor Baths by Dr. Masters, 40
Main. Your business solicited.
Just installed latest Vapor
Bath. Dr. Masters, Chiropraclor,
il9 Main Ave.
For rent Six room modern
house. Inquire C. A. Clark, $40
nth St., Phone 2O8-W-2. IT,
Attorney f. N. LaVcine re-
turned Tuesday evening from
Coeur d'Alene, where ne repre-
septed the petitioners for the
formation of Drainage District 4
For Sale Household Furniture
practically new. Very reasonable
j. L. Hauptman, Government
lTownsite. At
The record., 1918-02-01
CITY iK Brief

Miss Margaret Mahoney was
visitor in Spokane Wednesday.
DR.. C. j. Kinsolving was
visitor in Spokane the first of the
week.
For Sale cheap-Good baby
buggy. Inquire of Mrs. Jack Wal
ters, back of Methodist church. If
Mrs. o. E. Haley entertained
the Mothers Club Tuesday after
noon.
Born Tuesday, January %, to
Rev. and Mrs. C. ]. Boppell, a
daughter.
Rooms for Rent. Western
House. If.
F. NJ. McCaslin Of Plummer
was a business visitor in the city
Wednesday.
Deputy Sheriff S. S. BOuton was
at st. Joe Thursday serving some
papers in a civil action.
Try Vapor Baths from Dr..
Masters, 419 Main.
C. NJ. Kraemer, cashier Of the
bank at Plummer, was a business
visitor in the city Wednesday.
r. V. Marshall has sold several
head Of cattle this week. Excep-
tionally good prices are being
paid.
For La-grippe and colds, aches
and pains, try Vapor Baths. Dr.
Masters, ChiropractOr, 4i9 Main
Attorney N. d. Wernette oi
Coeur d'Alene has been spending
the past few days in the city OF
legal business.
Walter Horn left the first oi
the week for Mobridge, S. D, tc
work as extra dispatcher. "73'
from the bunch.
I have a stray black yearling
bull in my possession. Came tc
my place about last Of October
Owner can have same by paying
for feed and advertising. Johr
Helsing, Santa, Idaho.
The record., 1918-02-01

The NJ. E. Ladies Aid will hold
a social meeting in the church
parlors Wednesday afternoon,
February 9Th. The hostesses are {:
Mesdames Combs, Beckner, Zeig-
litz and Ure. Everybody cordially
invited.
The record., 1918-02-01

II. L. Baker, who is connected
with the district forest Office at
Missoula, is spending a few days
i'm the city on business at the
local forest office. In company
with Supervisor Roscoe Haines,
he was at Avery Wednesday to
try out a machine for burning
brush under unfavorable weather
conditions.
The record., 1918-02-01

The Farmers Union will give a
Basket Social at the Eagles Hall
Saturday, Feb. 2nd. Come and
bring a basket full of eats for
two and have a good time with
the Farmers Union once more.
Good music and program. Every
body invited.
The record., 1918-02-01

have a 3-year-old Black Mare
in my possession. Weight about
600 lbs; no brand; strip in fore
head. Owner can have same by
proving same and paying for
keeping and this advertisement.
Ira Fields, St. Maries, Idaho.
The record., 1918-02-01

C. H. V. Garland was in the city
Wednesday from his ranch on
Harrison Flats. He brought in
some cattle which he had sold to
a cattle buyer from Spokane.
The record., 1918-02-01

The First Ward Civic League
will meet next Tuesday afternoon
February 3, in the room next to
the Alcorn drug store, formerly
occupied by the cabaret.
The record., 1918-02-01

w. P. Warner, district freigh
and passenger agent of the Mil
.waukee, with headquarters il
Spokane, was in the city Tuesda.
on official business.
The record., 1918-02-01

Lost-Tuesday, a black Melon
Muff between Idaho Laundry and
the Mission. Finder phone 86g2
The record., 1918-02-01

have a stray black yearling
bull in my possession. Came to
my place about last OF October.
Owner can have same by paying
for feed and advertising. John
Helsing, Santa, Idaho.
The record., 1918-02-01

Walter Horn left the first OF
the week for Mobridge, S. D, to
work as extra dispatcher. "73'
from the bunch.
The record., 1918-02-01

Miss Margaret Mahoney was a
visitor in Spokane Wednesday.
The record., 1918-02-01

Attorney N. D. Wernette of
Occur d'Alene has been spending
the past few days in the city on
legal business.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07

photograph in the great freight car assembling Sau
a Los Cal.
has opener
The method Is the same
lowered into
of slls
finished This remarkable
ACCOMPLISHED at there and scores
of yard.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07
USE LOCOMOTIVES FOR HEAT
LARGE New Jersey Plant Saved Neces-
sity Of Shutting Down by Two
Railroad Engines.

A large manufacturing plant at
Arlington, N. j., was cold as a refrig-
orator one winters morning, and there
was no immediate relief In sight. IL
seemed as If the three eight-hour shifts
of 5000 employees might have to be
dismissed. There was no time to In
stall a new heating plant; besides that
would have been too costly. The su-
perintendent wanted just enough steam
TO furnish heat for a few hours.
Two Erie locomotives were placed
on a side track. a steam line connec-
ton was made between the hot water
pipes and the steam dome Of each en-
CINE, and the plant was heated at an
expense of $50 for the day, which was
the cost of the engine and fuel. valves
were placed to enable the source OF
steam to be controlled. Cold water was
supplied to the tenders by an un
derground pipe. - Popular Science
Monthly.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07
New Locomotive Is Unique.

necessary to dwarf all of the upper
in order to permit oper-
alton beneath low bridges and through
certain tunnels. In building 1t, the
sand boxes were installed at the sides,
instead of at the top, the steam dome
was built exceptionally low and broad.
the smokestack was given height OF
only a few inches, and the bracket sup
porting the bell was attached to the
front of the smoke box above the head
light. The engine, which is one OF
several Of type being placed In
service, Is thoroughly equipped with
devices designed to facilitate operation
and tighten the work Of the enginemen.
A mechanical stoker, actuated both by
steam and compressed air, feeds pull
verified coal to the fire. In cases re-
curing hand stocking, the door OF the
fire box Is opened and closed by power
There are no large, heavy levers Tor
the pilot to manipulate, for compressed
air again is brought into play. Alone
the locomotive weighs assoc pounds
and with the tender, 6249OO pounds
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07
HOLSTERS Are Marked.

Over 1000 seed Holsters have been
liberated along the Maine coast recent
", and an additional 1000 are ready
rs soon as the authorization OF the
commission of sea and shore fisheries
Is obtained for their liberation, says
the Fishing Gazette. Every one OF
these has been marked and rs they are
the property of the state of Maine, II
will be necessary for all lobster fisher
men who may gather them in their
trans TO release them or stand the pen
atty of a $50 fine which was provided
in a new law enacted at the last ses'
sion of the Maine legislature. The l.
600 female Holsters that were lib
Grated recently were the first to be
given the special marking, small hole
having been punched through the mid
die ripper, and those later to be re
leased will have the same marking.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07
NOVEL TYPE OF LOCOMOTIVE
Enuine introduced in New Zealand
Can Travel Farther Than Conn.,
pound Without Taking Water.

A new type of locomotive has been
employed on the Woodville-Taihape
section of the Main Trunk railway OF
New Zealand during the last three
months, according TO a recent issue oil
the British government Board ol
Trade Journal. The first of the class
was constructed at the government
workshops in Dunedin for service on
the Canterbury Plains some two years
ago. After severe grade tests, which
proved successful, four of the new en-
gi1es were sent to North Island some
months ago and have been used on
the Wellington-Taihape section with
good results. 1t appears that this en-
CINE can travel farther than the com
pound engine without taking in water
and that it has a greater hauling ca
pacity.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07
LARGE ENGINES FOR CANADA
New Government Locomotives Haul
Double Loads Formerly Pulled
by Older Types.

Prior to the introduction Of new en-
gines the heaviest locomotives In use
on the Canadian government railways
weighed $4,000 pounds. The Nj
kado" engines weigh 2s3,OOO pounds
and the "Santa Fe" $4,000 pounds.
The maximum speed for the freight
trains on the system is % miles per
hour. The new engines have been de-
signed to conform to this schedule, but
to pull double the load hauled by the
older types. 1t is said that the santa
Fee" engines can handle 4S loaded cars
and carry them over 1 per cent gra-
dent at the standard rate of speed
The "AIikado' has been constructed
especially for the long grades OF the
national transcontinental division OF
the Canadian government railway sys
TEN.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07

Because of the scarcity of male To-
Dor, women are being employed as
conductors on surface lines in New
York and elsewhere. And now girls
are quitting their jobs TO get married.
The photograph shows Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles II. LAWYER. Mr.. LAWYER when
aboard one of Uncle Sans cruisers Is
a chief gunner's mate and Mrs. LAWYER
Is the first Of the women conductors
to fall victim to Dan Cupids darts.
The war is really responsible for II
all. LAWYER met his bride two years
ago when she was Miss Nora Hannah.
They had not seen each other until re-
Gently when Gunner's Mate LAWYER
boarded Broadway car. Miss Han
nan was the conductor, and one more
war romance was added to the list.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07
svx;.s use Electric Engines.

SWISS Use 6'StriS 6"e
A Swiss railroad has installed eiec'
tic locomotives powerful enough to
haul 34O-ton trains up steep grades.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07
USE sUPERHEATERS IN JAPAN
Adoption on Japanese Railways Dates
From 1911, When German Engines
Were Put In Use.

Japan has adopted superheated loco
motives extensively. Occidental prac-
tice has been applied here, although
n is interesting to note that about
1oO2-03. when the Schmidt super
heater was coming into general use,
smokebox superheater was manufac-
tured for trial purposes in Japan. but
the test did not develop the desired
results. The adoption Of the Schmidt
superheater on japanese railways
dates from 1911, when some engines
ordered from Germany were put In
service on the state railways. These
were followed by other locomotives or
dered from America. Because OF Eng
lish influence the continuous vacuum
brakes were adopted, and are now 10
general use.-Railway Age Gazette.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07
DIVES From lichen.

The use of lichens as sources of dye
is of long standing. The famous blue
and purple dyes Of the East, so fire.
quently mentioned in history, were in
all probability extracted from the Roc
celia lichen, which has in recent times
been extensively used in France for
the gorgeous coloration of silks. Lichen
dyes are secured by pulverizing the
plant body, termed the thallus, and ap-
plying alkali to extract the coloring
matter. One nchen dye, litmus. finds
wide application In the science e
chemistry.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07
nne Result Of War.

One of the results Of the war Is an
agitation for an abolition of the class
distinction on the railroads OK Eng
land and Canada.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07
Car Efficiency.

Railroad car efficiency In the United
States increased 8 per cent In 1916
over 1913. the previous best year. This
Is equivalent to an increase OF 192'oOo
cars over the total 100000 now In
use on our railroads. according to the
Railway Age Gazette. which also esti'
mates the mileage for each car day
in the fiscal year, 1916. as q miles.
At the same time the average car ca
nocity has risen from 38 to Al tons.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07
Oriental Rubies.

The Oriental ruby consists Of nearly
pure alumina-i. e.. oxide of aluminium
in u crystalline form, containing but
1 per cent of oxide of iron and n per
cent of any other substance. The spe-
clfic gravity of this precious stone Is
higher than that of many other gems,
ranging from SO TO -. Aluminium, the
metal. has. when cast. density OF
256; when forged. of 2.67. or only one
third Of that Of forged steel or fourth
Of that Of silver. The melting point II
about 1.3O0 degrees Fahreuhoit
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07
MORE BUSINESS BY EXPRESS
Increase Of IS Per Cent is Noted, Vet
Earnings Are Expected to Show
a Decrease.

The express companies are handling
% per cent more business this year
than last, yet their earnings are ex-
pected to drop. This is said to be due
to increased cost of materials and sup
plies and higher wages. The COM
Wandering of baggage cars by the gov
eminent is also given as reason for
the slump in profits.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07
KNOWLEDGE Needed.

First Woman-When l go travelling
I never can read a time table intelli-
gently. What do you do?
Second Woman-I always consult
nv husband and he sets me straight.
First Woman-He must be smart
man.
Second Woman-Yes, he's an expert
accountant.-Erie Railroad Magazine.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07
IS UNIQUE
Powerful Locomotive of New
Class Built for Western Roads.
QUITE PECULIAR IN DESIGN
Necessary to Dwarf All Protuberances
on Top of Boiler to Permit opera
ton Beneath Low Bridges
and Tunnels.

Most striking is the appearance OF
a powerful locomotive that has lately
been constructed for the Denver & Rio
Grande railway. Although it is one of
the largest engines Of the single-ex-
pansion, nonarticulated class, its chief
interest to the layman doubtless lies
in the peculiarities of its design. The
boiler Is of such height that it was
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07
Just Like Home.

81 suppose" remarked the traveller
on n road out Of Picking. shat brake
man is calling the stations in Chinese
of course"
"Of course"
makes me homesick. can't under
stand what he says, but 1t sounds very
familiar"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1918-02-07
\. ~seh Nutrition In Barley.

AhA,,-x sa'uoh IN 6ariey.
h,r en barley has been used chief
~ Sswing and mailing. it is known
M. niy nutritious. Its food value
~, rscucally the same as that Of
4 e,,.., he pearl barleys in soups and
form are widely used, but
49,, meal should be better
4 can be readily ground 1t
- .a ssnd mills. And, anywhere
49, wheat -four or cornmeal
- with one exception, bar.
~. ~ Be found 4 perfectly sat.
The St. Joseph observer. [volume] (St. Joseph, Mo.) 1906-1932, 1918-03-23
COULD NOT BE SAFER
Ana That Kentucky Conductor Knew
IL and Therefore Did Not
Worry.

A passenger on the Great Kentucky
railway said to the coductor:
do you use the block system
here >"
NO: we ain't got no use for the
block system, stranger"
"Oh. suppose, then. you use cleo
trio or pneumatic signaling?"
mo; no use for them. nuther."
Then you have train dispatchers
and run your train by telegraph"
"Nope."
But when you stop between sta
tions you at least go back 100 yards
and flag the rear"
Nope, stranger; nope"
Then" said the passenger angrily,
"all I've got to say is that this road is
run in a criminally reckless manner"
The conductor frowned. and taking
out a plug OF tobacco snapped off a
chew viciously
stranger" he said. "if you don't
like this line, say so. and I'll stop the
train and you can get off and walk.
I'm the president OF this line and sole
owner. This is the Great Kentucky
Central, and, stranger. don't you for
get It, She's seven mile sand a half
long. She runs from Point Rock to
Nola Chucl1y. This is the only train
that travels on the Great Kentucky
Central, and what you hear snortin'
ahead is our only engine. We amt
never had collision. We amt never
had an accident. What's more, we
never will. Now, are you satisfied,
stranger, or shall pull the string and
let you git out and walk?"